Chorus: Mailtime, mailtime, mailtime, mailtime, MAIL TIME!!!!!

Steve: The mail’s here, let’s go!

Steve: Here's the mail, it never fails It makes me want to wag my tail When it comes I wanna wail, MAIL!!!!!!!!!!

Mailbox: I love the word “letter,” there’s not one word “better.” Not “cheddar,” or “sweater,” is “better” than “letter.” Since the first day I met her, my life has been “better.” “Letter.”

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