Voodoo? You Do

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Speaker	Dialogue
Audrey	Ugh! What is this hideous place?
Mal	My home.
Audrey	We're on The Isle of the Lost? Eww! Ben! Save me!
Mal	Now I know why they say "Be careful what you wish for."
Evie	I've forgotten how bad the city's drainage system is. They seriously need better catch-basins.
Mal	Really?
Evie	I'm taking Sustainable Urban Planning this semester.
Audrey	Does it say where we are?
Ben	Thanks to my dad, there's no service in the Isle of the Lost.
Audrey	So we can't even find a way out of here? Can we even selfie?! Okay, this place needs so many filters.
Ben	Uh, excuse me, ma'am. You dropped... my wallet.
Evie	We should find a place to hide.
Mal	Uh, yeah. Before anybody sees we're here. There!
Audrey	How are we supposed to get there? There's mud everywhere!
Ben	I'll just throw my jacket over the...
Mal	Why would you cover up such a perfect puddle of mud?
Evie	Liking mud is not a VK thing. It's a Mal thing.
Ben	Wait. Is this place even open? "Store hours: Whenever we feel like it!!!".
Mal	Look at all of this junk. Oh! Dictatorship for Beginners.
Evie	It's so beautiful. Don't get jelly.
Audrey	Figures! The only remotely interesting item here would be on the must-go rack. What's this? It's beautiful.
Freddie	Are you stealing that?
Audrey	It was hanging with the dress. I would NEVER steal.
Freddie	I meant, WHY are you stealing that when you could be stealing this. It's way cuter. Go ahead! Take it.
Audrey	No, I can't. That's wrong.
Freddie	That's the whole point. It's what we do here. Go on, take it.
Evie	Oh, no.
Ken	Oh, no what?
Mal	It's Freddie.
Ben	Freddie? Short for Frederique?
Mal	Short for "Let's blow this voodoo stand."