Bernadette: (touched) Stuart, you cooked?
Howard: How do you know it wasn't me?
Bernadette: There's only three people in this house, and you'd still be my fifth guess.
(doorbell rings)
Howard: That's Raj.
Stuart: You guys relax, I'll get it. Have some bread while it's still warm.
Howard: Ha. It's like we have a butler. If I had a Batsuit, I'd be Bruce Wayne.
Bernadette: You have a Batsuit.
Howard: It's pajamas. There's no cape.

Amy: Look, we can’t just throw away Penny’s stuff, but we can ask her if she wants any of it back.
Sheldon: You know, I was wondering how she feels about all this artwork.
Amy: Well, I’m sure she misses this one. I mean, it’s the greatest I’ve ever given anybody.
Sheldon: It truly does capture the beauty of your friendship with Penny.
Amy: It may have appreciated in value. The artist killed himself shortly after painting that.
Penny: Yeah it only seems right that she should have it back.
Amy: I can’t wait to see the look on her face when I give it to her again.
Sheldon: [Standing in front of Penny.] Look, it’s the same smile she has in the painting.

Leonard: Hey guys, what are you…? Oh, that’s here. Cool.
Penny: Amy wants me to have it.
Amy: Well, it would be selfish of me to keep it.
Penny: But it’s a picture of you.
Amy: And you.
Penny: But you commissioned it.
Amy: To give to you.
Penny: But you like it so much.
Amy: So do you.
Penny: I seem to be losing.
Leonard: Yes, you do.

Leonard: You’re good at revenge, how do we get him back?
Penny: Well, my go-to move is usually to sleep with the person’s boyfriend but I kind of feel like I’m already doing that.

Amy: I got the Neoprene. Who got hurt?
Sheldon: It’s a good thing you’re cute.

Theodore: It’s like the 40’s again.

Theodore: Excuse me. It’s none of my business, but it sounds a lot like of this anger is coming from love.
Leonard: Yeah, thanks, but nobody asked you.
Theodore: Well, I’m just gonna keep on talking. Seems like with Sheldon moving out you’re in a new phase of your lives and it’s easier to fight than to face the feelings you have for one another.
Amy: I think he might be right. Also, who is that?

Bernadette: Howard!
Howard: Guys, you heard her. Go see what she wants.
Bernadette: I think I’m in labor.
Howard: Oh, oh, okay. Okay, uh, uh, uh, I can do this. We have a plan. Somebody please tell me the plan.
Stuart: I’ll get the hospital bag.
Raj: I’ll pull the van up. Meet me outside in two minutes.
Raj and Stuart: Team baby, go!
Howard: I love you.
Bernadette: I love you, too.
Stuart: Are we hugging or having a baby? Let’s go.