• Cyborg: Keep fighting, Titans! Easy, Beast Boy. You break it you bought it.
  • Beast Boy: Dude, that was such a rip. I mean, come on, we just got our butts by Slade's guys.
  • Cyborg: We? You mean you.
  • Starfire: Somebody has made a video game starring us? How joyous.
  • Raven: Or not.
  • Robin: Hmmm. Let me take a look at the game.
  • Cyborg: Woah... not good. This is not good.
  • Raven: They're locking us in.
  • Cyborg: We can override the doors from the computer.
  • Robin: Titans... GO!
  • Beast Boy: They'd better not be going in my room.
  • Cyborg: Whadya worried about? The stink would wipe them out.
  • Cyborg: We trash stuff, and it keeps coming back.
  • Raven: Like a weed.
  • Robin: We've got to save the city.
  • Beast Boy: Dude, could we maybe start by saving ourselves?
  • Cyborg: Oh... Yeah.
  • Robin: We've got another breach. Up on the roof.
  • Raven: They're jamming our communications.
  • Robin: They're aren't letting up.
  • Raven: No. It's getting worse.
  • Beast Boy: That reminds me of Xaxagon.
  • Starfire: I have no knowledge of that planet Beast Boy.
  • Beast Boy: That's cause it's a game.
  • Starfire: Oh.
  • Cyborg: Man, someone opened the floodgates.
  • Beast Boy: Dude, are these things ever like, gonna stop?
  • Raven: Probably not.
  • Beast Boy: Thanks for cheering me up.
  • Robin: Let's keep moving.
  • Cyborg: This feels like a retreat. And I do not retreat in my own house.
  • Beast Boy: These guys are like a bad dream.
  • Raven: That would be called a nightmare.
  • Beast Boy: These only come when I sleep.
  • Raven: Not anymore.
  • Starfire: The battle has reached it completeness. We are victorious.
  • Beast Boy: Just like that... this is weird.
  • Robin: Yes. Yes it is.
  • Cyborg: That's the last of them.
  • Raven: You don't say...
  • Cyborg: Jinx? What's she doing out? Graduation isn't for six weeks.
  • Raven: Maybe they're cutting class.
  • Robin: Anybody press the button?
  • Beast Boy: Hey, don't look at me.
  • Starfire: I should have equipped my costume with a helmet of safety.
  • Beast Boy: This is kinda like Tunnel Hunter.
  • Cyborg: I seem to remember whopping your butt in that game.
  • Raven: Jinx is getting away.
  • Robin: Look out. She's activated that boring machine.
  • Starfire: Boring? I find it fairly interesting... if a little dangerous.
  • Cyborg: Uh oh. The digger blew a circuit.
  • Beast Boy: Better it than you, dude.
  • Cyborg: Man, sometimes the hero thing has really has its up and downs.
  • Raven: Come back when you learn some real magic.
  • Starfire: Beware the balls of deconstruction.
  • Cyborg: Bad news... more of them are coming at us.
  • Robin: Good news... they just gave us access to the construction tower.
  • Cyborg: I just don't feel right fighting a girl. But I'll get over it.
  • Beast Boy: How many minions does this guy have, anyway?
  • Raven: You're not really expecting an answer, are you?
  • Starfire: Jinx, it appears that you were born under a bad billboard.
  • Robin: If Jinx is around, I bet Gizmo and Mammoth can't be far behind. Whaddya got, Cyborg?
  • Cyborg: Looks like Gizmo's hacked the power plant.
  • Robin: Let's go!
  • Cyborg: That doesn't look like anyone's home.
  • Raven: Don't believe it.
  • Gizmo: Hey, nosewipes! Eat this Boy Blunder! Out of the shadow, Raven. Oh, that's right, you carry one with you. See ya, 'round, slop-jockeys.
  • Beast Boy: Ahh. The sweet sound of silence.
  • Robin: Gizmo's rewired Cyborg's circuits. Cyborg will be able to re-route his system if we buy him some time.
  • Mammoth: You're one done dog.
  • Cyborg: Just buy me some more time. A few more seconds. Almost done. Little help!
  • Beast Boy: Hairy dude, take this.
  • Starfire: Is that "you", Cyborg?
  • Cyborg: Booyah!
  • Raven: It's him.
  • Robin: Let's get over to the H.I.V.E. Academy.
  • Starfire: Perhaps Gizmo ran somewhere else.
  • Cyborg: Nah... He's here.
  • Robin: Cyborg's right. They're all here.
  • Starfire: All?
  • Beast Boy: Gizmo, Mammoth and...
  • Beast Boy and Jinx: Jinx.
  • Beast Boy: Owe me a soda. Welcome, Titans to the H.I.V.E. Academy Assault Course. Get ready for your Final Exam.
  • Gizmo: And we do mean final.
  • Starfire: Your luck has left the building at high speed, Jinx.
  • Jinx: Hey, servo-geek, need an oil change?
  • Gizmo: Say goodnight, clutchheads. What a bunch of LOOZERS! Hey Beast Boy... Why don't you do the amoeba thing again so I can stomp you. Five Titans, Zero chance of winning.
  • Mammoth: I thought these titans were tough. What a bunch of squids.
  • Starfire: Do not force me to cause your face to become red, woolly one.
  • Mammoth: I got dead meat if you've got vultures.
  • Jinx: Think of me as a wicked witch, Tin-man.
  • Gizmo: Trick or treat, witch!
  • Cyborg: You're gonna get a hurtin' for certain, you little booger!
  • Beast Boy: That all you, got, Beast Butt?
  • Gizmo: What's the R stand for, Rat, Rooster, Roach? Roadkill?
  • Raven: A for effect, F for results.
  • Starfire: Yes, you are very bad students.
  • Jinx: Correction... graduates.
  • Beast Boy: Don't throw your dunce-caps away dudes, 'cause the H.I.V.E. Academy graduation isn't for another six weeks.
  • Gizmo: Check the calendar.
  • Robin: Cyborg... check your internals.
  • Cyborg: Done. Something's wrong. Six weeks of data are missing... like my clock just skipped ahead. It doesn't make any sense.
  • Robin: How does time just disappear?
  • Raven: Great. Bunnies...
  • Starfire: Oh, how cute.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Everyone loves the circus! Come one, come all... Step right up and see the cuddly bunnies! Mumbo Jumbo!
  • Beast Boy: Okay. So call me stupid... but haven't we put all these guys away?
  • Robin: Yes, we have. And somebody has left them out.
  • Starfire: Oh! They are sooooo cute.
  • Raven: Yeah, right up until they explode. Killer Carrots? I knew Mumbo Jumbo was crazy, but this is ridiculous...
  • Cyborg: I signed up to be a crime-fighter.
  • Beast Boy: Yeah, and instead, we're bunnies fighters.
  • Cyborg: Kinda embarrassing. Now that's a bus stop.
  • Starfire: We must protect Beast Boy!
  • Robin: Cover him, Titans!
  • Beast Boy: We're under attack by big pink bunnies... I love this job!
  • Robin: Let's go. Mumbo is not getting away. That one's the key. Take out the spawner and we can clear out the rest! Watch out for those turrets...
  • Beast Boy: ...or they'll turn you into a bunny.
  • Raven: Great. Why couldn't they shoot lasers, or explosives, or fire?
  • Cyborg: No way am I going to get beaten up by a bunny.
  • Raven: And I thought I couldn't hate rabbits anymore than I already do.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Swettle mettle voo ragon... Talinak melinak solinak voo...
  • Starfire: I'm unfamiliar with the language. What is he saying?
  • Raven: Nothing good.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Well played, Titans... but still, not enough.
  • Starfire: Is this where Mumbo Jumbo will show the sleeve of his trick?
  • Robin: Your act's getting old Mumbo Jumbo.
  • Beast Boy: Stuff this down your hat.
  • Starfire: The Mumbo's words of magic remind me of mating cells of the Vlosbogoran Noseblower.
  • Raven: Is that all you've got?
  • Starfire; You will need to pull a rabbit out of... uhm, somewhere, if you are to defeat the Titans.
  • Robin: Your circus is going dark, Mumbo.
  • Cyborg: You've got some 'splanning to do, Carney.
  • Raven: Magician to magician: how'd you do that?
  • Mumbo Jumbo: I have no idea. It was... magic.
  • Robin: First someone was messing with time... now someone is manipulating with space.
  • Starfire: Robin, Cyborg, has your exploration of the game illuminated our troubling situation?
  • Raven: In other words, do you have a clue as to why our life is suddenly like a video game?
  • Cyborg: Yes. But it's too weird to be possible.
  • News Reporter: This is a special report from News Central. There is ongoing chaos at the docks. We now take you live...
  • Robin: Titans! Go! Slade's minions. That can only mean one thing... Let 'em have it!
  • Cyborg: Now, you know you shouldn't be playing with fire... you might get burnt!
  • Robin: Slade might make them bigger, but that just means I have to hit harder. Let 'em have it!
  • Starfire: They are trying to move those crates.
  • Cyborg: Then I guess it's our job to stop 'em. Outta the fryin' pan...
  • Raven: ...and into the fire.
  • Robin: Let's see what was so important.
  • Raven: Great.
  • Cyborg: Whaddya got?
  • Raven: Dynamite. Three steps: stun them, pick them up and then...
  • Beast Boy: ...give 'em the toss.
  • Raven: Yes. Into my sphere. Got it?
  • Starfire: Got what?
  • Cyborg: Yeah, we got it.
  • Beast Boy: Okay, how do we deactivate this?
  • Cyborg: Throw something at 'em. That should do it.
  • Robin: Cyborg's right. Find anything you can throw.
  • Raven: How about the minions?
  • Cyborg: Girl, I like your style.
  • Robin: Plasmus is gone. We've gotta find him.
  • Cyborg: We're looking for a big tub of goo...
  • Starfire: Minus the tub.
  • Beast Boy: Giant slime monsters. Cool!
  • Raven: I really don't want to be fighting green slime today.
  • Robin: Bad news. Plasmus offspring.
  • Beast Boy: Oh, dude... this tunnel looks like the inside of my nose.
  • Starfire: It is much like the Slugworf's hovels of Tamaran.
  • Raven: I don't know which is worse.
  • Starfire: Well, I cannot comment on Beat Boy's nose, but Slugworf's are quite the delicacy.
  • Raven: I bet.
  • Robin: Plasmus!
  • Cyborg: No doubt about it, man, this is the blubberyest thing we've ever fought. If you're purple-people eater, just remember I'm not people. Never did like cranberry sauce...
  • Starfire: His appearance is not unlike a Tamaranian dessert. He smells like the underside of a Zornian Muck Beetle.
  • Beast Boy: What're you, a grape goober?
  • Raven: Great... I'm being attacked by a grape smoothie...
  • Robin: Interesting.
  • Starfire: Wonderful! We have escaped the darkess.
  • Robin: Have we?
  • Raven: Does anyone ever... really?
  • Cyborg: Whaddya mean, Robin?
  • Robin: Nothing. Just a hunch.
  • Beast Boy: Yeah, lunch sounds good. Who's buying?
  • Cyborg: You know what they say, the bigger they are the harder they fall! More falling junk.
  • Robin: Maybe we can use it to our advantage.
  • Starfire: I am having this feeling that we must fight quickly. Call it a "hunk".
  • Beast Boy: No, that would be me.
  • Raven: Oh, please. Starfire, you mean "hunch".
  • Starfire: Hunch. Yes. Like Beast Boy.
  • Raven: Now you've got it.
  • Beast Boy: Hey!
  • Robin: Head's up, Cinderblock is tossing barrels.
  • Beast Boy: At least it's not his cookies. Now let's see, is it scissors or paper that beats you?
  • Starfire: Pardon me, Beast Boy, but is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
  • Beast Boy: That's a big robot!
  • Robin: We made it.
  • Raven: Unfortunately, Cinderblock came with us. I'm taking you for grantie... I'd say something witty to you if I thought you were smart enough to understand it...
  • Cyborg: Give it up Rockhead...
  • Starfire: Perhaps there is a beautiful creature inside you just waiting to be carved out. I am sorry to disappoint you, but I am stronger than I look.
  • Robin: Hey Dirtball... Give it up.
  • Cyborg: Just relax there big fella... That should hold 'em.
  • Robin: Good work, Titans.
  • Beast Boy: How are all these guys getting out?
  • Raven: Good question, Beast Boy. Oh I never thought I'd say that.
  • Robin: Let's get moving.
  • Starfire: Your mind hunch was correct, Cyborg.
  • Cyborg: I could feel power surging through my power circuits... had to be coming from the power plant.
  • Beast Boy: Well, the lights are definitely on...
  • Raven: ...but it doesn't look like anyone's home.
  • Robin: Someone's here. Someone wanted us here.
  • Slade: So, now you know the truth.
  • Robin: I do? Of course I do. It'all a game to you. Isn't it Slade? You sent us that video game then trapped us in it. Now tell us how to get out!
  • Slade: Me? You give me too much credit. Remember, Robin... "All the world's a stage, and all the...
  • Robin: ...and all the men and women are merely players". Guess that includes teens as well.
  • Slade: Yes, it does. Exactly.
  • Starfire: We need to be careful.
  • Raven: Thanks. I was planning on being reckless.
  • Beast Boy: Woah! What's the deal?
  • Cyborg: It looks like a... wire-frame.
  • Starfire: But I do not see any chickens.
  • Robin: No Starfire, not cage wire. Wire-frame is a computer term. It is geometry that is usually hidden under texture maps.
  • Raven: We are in an unfinished world.
  • Robin: So it would seem.
  • Cyborg: Now, Slade, tell us how to escape this game.
  • Robin: He can't. Slade isn't behind this. He isn't even behind himself.
  • Slade: Ternion... Loose. The Ternion Boss is loose...
  • Cyborg: Ternion's your boss?
  • Beast Boy: Not buying it, dude. Slade's getting away!
  • Robin: Wrong.
  • Raven: He was never here.
  • Cyborg: If Ternion's coming, that means...
  • Beast Boy: ...Slade's guys are gonna have to free Cinderblock.
  • Robin: Cinderblock's tied up at the Cathedral.
  • Cyborg: Somebody's been doing a lot more receiving than shipping...
  • Robin: Yes. But what?
  • Beast Boy: We're gonna come up to a big crane. See, I told you.
  • Robin: How did you know?
  • Beast Boy: Dude, it was in that game I got. I've played this.
  • Cyborg: This world was in the game?
  • Raven: Then where are we?
  • Beast Boy: Who's messing with the lights?
  • Cyborg: Man, that was a huge surge.
  • Raven: They were stalling us...
  • Robin: ...giving Overlord time to charge up. Cyborg?
  • Cyborg: Yeah, he's got to be at the...
  • Beast Boy: Let me guess, power plant?
  • Cyborg: How did you...
  • Beast Boy: Don't know, the bad guys seem to like that place a lot.
  • Robin: Cyborg, can you shut these down?
  • Cyborg: No. They're electrical... and yet, they're not. More like a vision of electricity.
  • Beast Boy: Anybody else got the feeling that something is very wrong?
  • Raven: Yes.
  • Beast Boy: Anybody besides Raven?
  • Starfire: Yes.
  • Beast Boy: Okay, then... now I'm worried.
  • Cyborg: Each jolt of electricity is making Overlord stronger.
  • Beast Boy: Talk about your power-ups...
  • Robin: He'll soon be a mass of pure energy. If that happens, they'll link up to form...
  • Beast Boy: Don't say it, dude.
  • Cyborg: Ternion. What? You didn't tell me not to say it.
  • Raven: Plasmus and Cinderlock are bad enough as solo acts.
  • Starfire: Then I believe we must keep this band of villains from getting together. He's become pure energy.
  • Raven: Energy, yes. Pure, no.
  • Robin: The energy field... we'll have to take it down first.
  • Starfire: It is time for you to go back down, large one. I do not know whether to address you in the singular or the plural, but you must go.
  • Beast Boy: There may be three of you, but you all got one kinda ugly.
  • Robin: You're over, Ternion!
  • Raven: To the pits of Aziamoth with you, Ternion.
  • Beast Boy: Dude, dude and, ah, dude, you're all about to be a dud.
  • Raven: We don't have time for this, Terniion.
  • Beast Boy: He's bogus.
  • Raven: We knew that a long time ago.
  • Starfire: We are still trapped inside Beast Boy's videogame.
  • Beast Boy: Really? Cool. I mean, uhm... bummer. Total buzzkill.
  • Cyborg: Talk about your cosmic wedgy.
  • Robin: The question is: who's controlling us?
  • Cyborg: Nobody's controlling me.
  • Raven: Okay. This is creepy... even for me.
  • Beast Boy: Dude... maybe this is some kind of a test.
  • Cyborg: Say Beast Boy's onto something.
  • Master of Games: Most who encounter me never wish for a second tournament. But I see you've returned to duel for my amusement in the Arena of Games.
  • Robin: Master of Games.
  • Master of Games: Welcome to the Tournament of Heroes. This is a contest not just of skill, or strength, or force of will... No, this is a battle for your very survival.
  • Robin: Remember, it's all a game. As long as we are trapped in this world, we must live by its rules.
  • Stafire: But... what does that mean?
  • Beast Boy: Guess that means we fight.
  • Cyborg: Man, cut the intros and just bring it!
  • Beast Boy: Yeah, dude, we got game.
  • Raven: Right now... that's all we've got.
  • Master of Games: As you wish. To your first challenge. The tournament begins!
  • Cyborg: There. We met your challenge. Now let us out of here.
  • Master of Games: The game is still afoot.
  • Cyborg: Yeah? Well let's see how far I can get my afoot up your...
  • Robin: Slade.
  • Starfire: Time has stopped.
  • Robin: He's paused the game, ut not us.
  • Master of Games: Very perceptive. Surprised?
  • Robin: No. It's what I expected. Video Games always save the throughout villain for last.
  • Master of Games: And so it comes to this... as you knew that it must. The final battle. The last battle. The end tournament. This seemed the appropriate challenge, as I believe that... Slade is your own personal demon, Robin.
  • Beast Boy: Dude, what effects him, affects us all...
  • Cyborg: What he said.
  • Starfire: We are a family.
  • Raven: With a very strange tree.
  • Master of Games: Any last requests?
  • Cyborg: Listen up and listen good: you've messed with us for the last time, Slade.
  • Starfire: You have spread enough misery.
  • Slade: Flee, Starfire. Flee to your own world. Accept it, Cyborg. Don't prolong the inevitable.
  • Starfire: Sorry, but I have grown sleepy of you.
  • Slade: It is unfortunate that it had to come to this. Does there really need to be more sadness before you face the inevitable?
  • Cyborg: Your minions are down, now it's your turn....
  • Beast Boy: You reek, dude. You should've never given me that game...
  • Master of Games: Game? What game?
  • Beast Boy: This piece of junkware you left in our Gamestation.
  • Cyborg: You're the one that set us up... that trapped us in this game.
  • Master of Games: Why would I bring you here? Look what you've done to my world.
  • Raven: He has a point.
  • Robin: It isn't this game any more than it was Slade's or Ternion's...
  • Starfire: But if the Master of Games didn't do this, then who did?
  • Robin: There's our villain. It was you... sending us on all those journeys, controlling us... making us do your bidding.
  • Starfire: This is our tormentor?
  • Beast Boy: The one sitting on the couch?
  • Raven: Do you think we a are just playthings?
  • Beast Boy: Not cool.
  • Cyborg: Aw, man, you put us through all this for your amusement?
  • Beast Boy: So not cool... I mean, except for when we kicked Ternion's butt.
  • Raven: Mumbo Jumbo was better.
  • Cyborg: Wait a minute... You must not have seen me open a can of buttwhoop on Gizmo. That was prime.
  • Stafire: The bunny made a rather amusing opponent and the cotton candy was quite delicious.
  • Robin: No... Kickin' Slade's butt was the best moment... Even if it wasn't real. I've got one question: are we free?
  • Beast Boy: Yep... Because, dude, the game's over.
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