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The Joker: [walking in] What do we have here?
Harley Quinn: [strapped to table] I did everything you said. I helped you!
The Joker: Uh, you helped me?!? By erasing my mind?!? [hitting the table above her head] What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel?
Harley Quinn: What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
The Joker: [hold electrode wands] What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna hurt ya... really, really bad.
Harley Quinn: You think so? Well, I can take it.
The Joker: [putting the leather strap in her mouth] I wouldn't want you to break those perfect, porcelain cap teeth when the juice hits your brain.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You're not leaving me. You're not leaving me!
The Joker: You, you, you... little pain in the ass.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I have done everything you said! Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you, just accept it!
The Joker: Got it! Got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is... loved. I'm an idea! State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won't hurt you!
The Joker: Promise? Promise? [laughs]

The Joker: Question! Would you die for me?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Yes.
The Joker: That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? Hmm?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Yes.
The Joker: Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly! Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. You want this?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I do.
The Joker: Say it. Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: ...Please?
The Joker: God, you're so... good.

[Dr. Quinzel is pointing a gun at the Joker's head]
The Joker: [sarcastically] Don't hurt me. I'll be your friend. [seriously] Do it. Do, do, do, do, do it.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: My heart scares you and a gun doesn't?
The Joker: Do it! [snatches gun away and laughs] If you weren't so crazy, I'd think you're insane. Go... away.
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