Narrator: Welcome my friends to Bikini Bottom. Let us join Spongebob. Look out, Spongebob! What is this? He has undiscovered something.
Spongebob: Wow! Mr. Krabs will know what this is! Mr. Krabs I found a statue...
Mr. Krabs: By Great Neptune's Beard! That statue marks the entrance to the Dutchman's Underworld! A long time ago, in the City of Palm Bay there was the Master Fry Cook who ruled with the Golden Spatula. But Mt. Kabloovious buried Palm Bay starting the grease fires that ended the greasy civilization. As legend has it, the Flying Dutchman took over the cities ruins and his first mate buried the key to the city somewhere in the Goo Lagoon. Find that key, boy. If you get the Golden Spatula I'll be rich... Uh I mean you would be Master Fry Cook, Now you'd better go home and get your things!
Squidward: Oh, it's you.
Patrick: Duh... Hiya, Spongebob.
Plankton: I went to college.
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob me boy... How goes the hunt?
Pearl: Hi, Spongebob.
Mrs. Puff: No you can't be the hall monitor . No you can't! Fine here take the uniform!
Narrator: Spongebob has found the pirates chest. These are four oven knobs needed to unlock the statue. They are hidden around Bikini Bottom... Here's a map.
Spongebob: Look out, Flying Dutchman. Here comes Spongebob!
Larry: Boy am I ripped.
Spongebob: So are my pants!
Sandy: I'm madder than a cat in the bathtub! I lost my hat in the Desert.
Patrick: Hey Spongebob. I lost my shorts at the Carnival. Can you find them?
Squidward: Gee, I'm all out of jelly.
Plankton: All I want is Krabby Patty.
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, deliver this pizza to a customer in.
Patrick: Thanks for finding my shorts, Spongebob.
Narrator: Spongebob has found ol' reliable.
Patrick: Hey Spongebob. Now I lost my glasses!
Spongebob: Patrick, you don't wear glasses.
Patrick: Oh, yeah.
Spongebob: Uh... No problem, Patrick. Hey, Squidward, I got you some jelly.
Squidward: Spongebob, there's jellyfish in it. You Barnacle Brain!
Narrator: Spongebob has found his glasses. Now he can see inside chests.
Squidward: I'm not talking to you.
Pearl: Go away Spongebob, my friends might see you.
Narrator: Spongebob has found Sandy's hat.
Sandy: Gee Spongebob, thanks for getting my hat back.
Guy: Hey thanks. I've been waiting for this pizza! But look out for the Jungle Fish...
Spongebob: Oh wow it's opening. Hellooooo? Gee it's a long way down. Aw Tarter Sauce!
Flying Dutchman: So you're the one who think's he's hot stuff on a hot stove.
Spongebob: I've come for the Golden Spatula, uh, sir!
Flying Dutchman: Then, you must prove you're the best! And it's a good thing too. I haven't had a good meal in ages! LET'S EAT!
Narrator: Spongebob has found the Golden Spatula. Shing, Sparkle, Sparkle!! Now Spongebob is truly the greatest fry cook in Bikini Bottom.