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  • Spongebob: Yeah, Gary. It sure looks like we're in a doozy of a pickle! I think I'm going to have a learn a lot in order to fix this mess.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: What a fantastic idea! These signs will provide important tips to help me out. Um, how do I read the signs?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: Oh, okay. Press this button to read the signs.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: So if I want to come back and talk to you again, just walk up to you and press this button. I'd better get started now, Gary. I think that this is going be a very long day. A note from Mr. Krabs! And it even smells sweaty, just like him!
  • Mr. Krabs: (Voice from the note) Ahoy there, Spongebob. As a faithful crew member of the Krusty Krab, you've been er... promoted to head Shiny Object Collector!
  • Spongebob: Wow! A promotion!
  • Mr. Krabs: (Voice from the note) That's right! A promotion. So what this here new job entails is you collecting all these shiny objects that the robots are leaving behind, and bringing them to me! Now stop sea-horsing around and get busy collecting!
  • Newscaster: Breaking News! Bikini Bottom residents have been attacked by a raging torrent of robot horror.
  • Spongebob: So much for fixing this quietly.
  • Newscaster: Authorities are not sure who is responsible for unleashing the mechanical menaces. But they have assured us that the person is in big, big trouble.
  • Spongebob: Uh, oh.
  • Newscaster: Did I say "big trouble"? I meant so enormous that it's hard comprehend trouble. We'll keep you posted as this tragic story unfolds... tragically we're sure.
  • Plankton: Go away, Spongebob, you're polluting my thinking space.
  • Spongebob: Trying to steal the krabby patty formula again, eh Plankton? Well you won't get away with it!
  • Plankton: I've got bigger fish to fry. I've got to figure out how to regain control of the Chum Bucket from those robots!
  • Spongebob: Where did they come from?
  • Plankton: Where? Umm... I don't know. Not from me, though. That's for sure. They just showed up out of nowhere and started calling me rude names and throwing things. They even bent all my spoons. I loved those spoons like they were my children.
  • Spongebob: That's terrible!
  • Plankton: Oh won't you help me stop them? Before they bend all my forks?
  • Spongebob: Not the forks! Of course I'll help! But what ...I'm supposed to collect a whole lot of Golden Spatulas.
  • Plankton: Golden Spatulas, eh? Spongebob, if you can get me back into the Chum Bucket, I'll give you a bucket of Golden Spatulas. In your dreams!
  • Spongebob: You've got a deal!
  • Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, this flappin' robot crisis is makin' the Krusty Krab lose the money like a sinkin' ship. No money means no more Krusty Krab. No more Krusty Krab means no more fry cook for you!
  • Spongebob: N-n-no more fry cooking?
  • Mr. Krabs: But because you're gullible, I'm gonna help you out - and of course make a small profit in return. I've got a new that I'll be willin' to trade to you some of those shiny objects.
  • Spongebob: You will?!
  • Mr. Krabs: Of course. What are employers for? Besides, them shiny objects is worth lots of money! Yer treasure chests looking a bit light boy. Do you think I've got bilge water on the brain? I ain't runnin' a charity here. Come back when you've got 3000 shiny objects to trade.
  • Squidward: First those stupid robots ruin a perfectly relaxing mud bath this morning. And now you show up. Can my day get any more dreary?
  • Spongebob: I am so sorry, Squidward. Patrick and I were just playing a game and...
  • Squidward: Ohhhh. I correct myself. I should have known that whole robot problem involved both of you.
  • Spongebob: Squidward, I don't know what to do. How can I fix everything?
  • Squidward: Why don't you move to another town? That should help out more than enough! Ha! Ha! Move to another town. I crack me up. But seriously, just jump around like an idiot. That should at least make me smile. Okay, okay, okay! Just stop jumping will you! If you take this Golden Spatula will you please go away?!
  • Spongebob: See, Squidward, I knew that you could help me out! You're the best!
  • Squidward: Don't touch me!
  • Spongeob: Hey, Patrick, nice sock.
  • Patrick: What sock?
  • Spongebob: The one you're standing on.
  • Patrick: Oh, that one. It's lost.
  • Spongebob: Well if that sock's one's lost, where are your other socks?
  • Patrick: They're more lost. A bunch of robots came through here and stole my whole sock collection. I could use some help getting them back.
  • Spongebob: Sure thing, Patrick. What are best friends for?
  • Patrick: Okay, then, for every 10 socks you bring back to me, I'll give you a Golden Turkey Baster.
  • Spongebob: You mean spatula?
  • Patrick: Bless you.
  • Bubble Buddy: Hey, Spongebob, I just dropped by to give you a bubble hand!
  • Spongebob: Bubble Buddy!
  • Bubble Buddy: You see, you're going to need to learn some new bubble blowing moves if you're going to journey to the 9th dimension and defeat the giant monkey man.
  • Spongebob: But, uh, all I need to do is figure out how to get rid of these robots.
  • Bubble Buddy: Oh, yeah. Sorry, I've been in the soap battle a little too long. Where were we?
  • Spongebob: Uh, something about new bubble moves.
  • Bubble Buddy: Right! Press this button and you'll launch yourself straight up in the air with bubble power that defeats anything that is directly above you! Try it out.
  • Squidward: Owwwww!!!!!
  • Spongebob: Squidward, are you okay?
  • Squidward: No I'm not okay you barnacle head! Do I look like I'm okay?
  • Spongebob: Well your nose does look pretty big. I mean bigger than usual. Because it's usually pretty big. And you look clammy. And oh my gosh - you're bald!
  • Squidward: I've always been bald! But now I'm stung all over!
  • Spongebob: Well, according to the jellyfisher field manual, serve jellyfish stings can be treated effectively by applying a thick layer of King Jellyfish Jelly to the affected areas. K-K-K-K-King J-J-J-Jellyfish...
  • Squidward: Well, I guess you're off to scale spork mountain and die a horrible death under the vicious tentacles of King Jellyfish. Ha, ha, ha! Ow! I'll stay here, balled up here in excruciating pain.
  • Spongebob: You do that! Don't worry Squidward, I'll bring back that King Jellyfish Jelly for you to rub all over yourself! Hey, Gary, that's shaking?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: Wow! A bungee jump! For a Golden Spatula! I must be in... heaven! Wow! Mermaid Man, I have all your comics and toys and mail!
  • Mermaid Man: Eh, huh, what?! Oh, yeah, it's that Spongekid. Now what was I supposed to tell you...
  • Spongebob: ...that Patrick is surrounded by robots and needs my help.
  • Mermaid Man: ...huh. Oh, no. I think it had something to do wit massaging my feet.
  • Spongebob: Well if messaging your feet will save Patrick then message I must!
  • Patrick: Helllp! They're making me hit myself!
  • Spongebob: Massaging your feet isn't working! I think I'd better try a more direct approach!
  • Mermaid Man: By clipping my toenails?
  • Spongebob: Here I come Patrick!
  • Patrick: Hey, Spongebob.
  • Spongebob: Whew! Thank goodness you're safe, Patrick!
  • Patrick: Well of course, Spongebob, why wouldn't I be?
  • Spongebob: Well, the robots and the...
  • Patrick: Oh, yeah. I found this for you. I dunno what it is, but it looks important.
  • Spongebob: Thanks, Patrick. I tell you what, all that running around was left me pooped. Why don't you continue on for a bit.
  • Patrick: Okay.
  • Plankton: Hey you Barnacle Head! Watch where you're going!
  • Patrick: The rock is talking to me. Oh mighty rock, I am at your command!
  • Plankton: Down here, you big punk lummox!
  • Patrick: Oh, hi there, Mr. Plankton. Are you going to vaporize me today?
  • Plankton: So - very - tempting. Unfortunately I've found myself in the undesirable position of having to assist you.
  • Patrick: I was in an undesirable position yesterday and now my neck hurts.
  • Plankton: Read my words, my large future minion. Go into Jellyfish Cave. Follow the instructions on the signs that you see. At the end of the caves. You'll still be a big pink idiot, but you'll know enough to help defeat the robots and get me back into the Chum Bucket.
  • Patrick: Then will you vaporize me?
  • Plankton: I might spare your life so I can force you to work in my sweatshop making low quality designer knockoff wallets.
  • Patrick: Oh thank you!
  • Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there. Squidward tells me yer lookin' for the King Jellyfish.
  • Patrick: Yes?
  • Mr. Krabs: Good thing too. That monster has been sitting all my good customers in their poop decks! I hear that you can find him up top of old spork mountain here. Go hook that beast, sailor!
  • Patrick: Oh, boy Mr. Krabs! I'll see what I can do. Hello, Mrs. Puff.
  • Mrs. Puff: Hello, Patrick. I've got a job for you to do.
  • Patrick: Oh, boy!
  • Mrs. Puff: I found a Golden Spatula, but those robots out on the island stole it and threw it into the lake. If you can figure out how to get it back, you're welcome to it.
  • Patrick: Sho' nuff, Mrs. Puff.
  • Mrs. Puff: Well done, Patrick! You're a real star!
  • Patrick: Can I get a cookie?
  • Mrs. Puff: No.
  • Spongebob: Bubble Buddy! Gosh, everyone is trying to help out today!
  • Bubble Buddy: Step quietly there, that King Jellyfish is just up at the top of this path. Good luck. You'll need it.
  • Spongebob: Thanks, Bubble Buddy!
  • Squidward: Oh, yeeeeaaaahhh. Ohhhhhh. That feels so much better.
  • Spongebob: Anything for my best friend, Squidward! Can I rub some on?
  • Squidward: Uh... what if I just gave you this?
  • Mrs. Puff: Spongebob! The robots are destroying Downtown Bikini Bottom. We have to evacuate.
  • Spongebob: Alright, but it's going to take a while to get all this dust.
  • Mrs. Puff: Not "Vacuum!" "Evacuate!" We have to get everyone to safety!
  • Spongebob: Can we just load them up in the boats?
  • Mrs. Puff: That won't do any good.
  • Spongebob: Why not?
  • Mrs. Puff: Because the robots have taken all the steering wheels.
  • Spongebob: Couldn't we just straight line?
  • Mrs. Puff: No. There are too many turns!
  • Spongebob: Those fiends! They've thought of everything! Never fear. Mrs. Puff! I'll get those steering wheels back!
  • Mrs. Puff: Spongebob, if you're involved. I always fear. But I tell you what... if you want can pull this off, I'll give you a Golden Spatula.
  • Spongebob: How about a driver's licence instead?
  • Mrs. Puff: Nice try.
  • Bubble Buddy: This door is locked from the inside. Who would do such a thing?
  • Mr. Krabs: Ah, there you are, boy! Someone's broken the sea needle.
  • Spongebob: That's horrible. The sea needle is the cradle of crochet corner!
  • Mr. Kras: Yes, yes it is. But want's more important is that there are tikis and shiny objects just outside the windows.
  • Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, how can you think of money at a time like this?
  • Mr. Krabs: Easy. I just clear my mind. Money, money, money... now listen here boy. You know that I'll give you Golden Spatulas if you bring me shiny objects. But I'm going to sweeten the deal. If you can break all the tikis here at the sea needle, I'll give you a bonus Golden Spatula.
  • Spongebob: Why would I want to break the tikis, Mr. Krabs?
  • Mr. Krabs: Uh... cuz they were laughin' at you and calling you funny names.
  • Spongebob: What kind of funny names?
  • Mr. Krabs: Un... you know. Spongebob Buttpants.
  • Spongebob: That's not very funny.
  • Mr. Krabs: Uh... no... but they said yer Mom was ugly.
  • Sponegbob: Ugly?! Alright Mr. Krabs, break tem I shall! You've got a deal.
  • Mr. Krabs: Good work boy, here's the Golden Spatula like I promise.
  • Spongebob: Hi, Gary!
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: Yes, thanks for noticing. I have been working out.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: Not done? Doesn't that mean-
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: Oh, that's the entrance to the rooftops, which leads to the lighthouse? Ah ha! There's another Golden Spatula. I could really use that.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: What do you mean get Sandy to help me? I can get through this.
  • Gary: Meow, meow.
  • Spongebob: Oh, that gap looks big. Okay, I'm definitely not making that jump. How is anyone going to get across there? Uh, oh. More robots. Holy Dutcman's Ghost! That gap looks impossible! It's impassable! Okay, okay. I'll go get Sandy to help me out.
  • Sandy: Hey, Larry, what's shakin'?
  • Larry: Sandy! Boy, am I glad to see you. I need your help. My TV reception has been terrible lately. I need to have someone replace my old antenna with this shiny new one.
  • Sandy: Yes, sir. That there antenna is shinier than a tree-dollar bill! Well, why don't you replace it yourself?
  • Larry: I'm not really much of a jumper.
  • Sandy: So? What's jumpin' got to do with it?
  • Larry: Because the old antenna is up there.
  • Sandy: Woo! That's taller than a glass of Texas Iced Tea!
  • Larry: The robots have blocked off that building and I can't do all those fancy moves you and Spongebob do to get across these gaps. I can do is flex. Want to see?
  • Sandy: Yeah great. So what are you going to do with the old antenna?
  • Larry: Oh, that? It's yours if you replace it with the new one.
  • Sandy: Well, I have been getting bad TV reception in the tree dome. Okay Larry, you got a deal.
  • Bubble Buddy: You'll have to open this door from the inside.
  • Mrs. Puff: Spongebob, I'm impressed. How did you find them?
  • Spongebob: Well there were these robots, I met Sandy, the lighthouse was...
  • Mrs. Puff: Okay, okay. Sorry I asked. Here's the Golden Spatula that I promised you.
  • Spongebob: Thanks, Mrs. Puff. Now I'll help you guys evacuate.
  • Mrs. Puff: But Spongebob, you don't have a driver's license.
  • Spongebob: Oh don't I?
  • Mrs. Puff: No. No, you don't.
  • Spongebob: Well if I don't, then what's this?
  • Mrs. Puff: A Library card.
  • Spongebob: Oh.
  • Larry: Spongebob, do I look burned?
  • Spongebob: Well you look a little red.
  • Larry: Barnacles! That darn robot!
  • Spongeob: Robot?!
  • Larry: Yeah. A big robot stole everybody's suncreen!
  • Spongebob: Oh, no! Everyone'll burn! And then they'll get all itchty and peel!
  • Larry: Exactly! You can't spend a day at the beach without sunscreen. That sun is way too hot. That robot is out on the island. Nobody can get to him. Spongebob maybe you can use those sun reflectors to point the suns rays on that robot. If you hit one of the buttons on the side of a lifeguard tower, the reflector will turn. Connect all the towers and the light will shoot right out to the big reflector on the island. Then all you have to do is swim out to the island and turn the big reflector onto the robot. I'll stay here and protect the babes.
  • Spongebob: But I, uh can't swim.
  • Mrs. Puff: Oh, no! The children's balloons have been overfilled. They are carrying the children out of control.
  • Spongebob: I don't know, Mrs. Puff. It looks like they're having a lot of fun.
  • Mrs. Puff: Yes. Too much fun if you ask me. You can save the children by bubble-bashing each of the balloons. Bubble-bash all the balloons then come see me for a reward.
  • Spongebob: Can do, Mrs. Puff.
  • Mrs. Puff: My hero! You've saved the children, here's a Golden Spatula as a reward.
  • Bubble Buddy: Spongebob, I heard that you were collecting Golden Spatulas.
  • Spongebob: Yes, Bubble Buddy, I am. Have you seen one?
  • Bubble Buddy: Why, yes. We were having a sand castle contest, and somebody put a Golden Spatula on the top.
  • Spongebob: If I had a castle, I'd name it fort Pattytown III. And fort Pattytown III would have a big bake sale every monday.
  • Bubble Buddy: Uhh... the Golden Spatula?
  • Spongebob: Oh, at the top of the sand castle, right! That should be easy to reach.
  • Bubble Buddy: Well, perhaps you should see for yourself.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Patrick: Hey, Gary!
  • Spongebob: Hello, Gary, what's new?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Sponegbob: You don't say?! Squidward bought a new sweater?! Oh! He's so crazy.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: And there's a Golden Spatula at the end of this cave! Now!
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Patrick: Sorry, lad, but the carnival is closed. A pesky robot was taken over me tooth booth, and worse, me money! If you help me get rid of that no-good robot, I'll give you a big reward.
  • Mr. Krabs: Here is your reward.
  • Larry: Congratulations, Spongebob. You're king of the beach! Here, have a Golden Spatula.

  • Patrick: I wanna, play, I wanna play!
  • Spongebob: Patrick, we're not playing. We're fighting of our lives!
  • Patrick: That was fun. You're turn, Spongebob.

  • King Neptune: Tell him. What he's won, Johnny.
  • Johnny: It's a new power. The Bubble Bowl. But, wait, there's more A Golden Spatula. And that's not all. A gift certificate for $5.32 to Dean's little shop of Fish Flakes and flowers.
  • Spongebob: Oh, thank you. It all means so much. I, I promise myself wouldn't cry.

  • Spongebob: Hey, Plankton.
  • Plankton: Yes? What is it?
  • Spongebob: I was just wondering why all the robots seem to be comring from inside the Chum Bucket?
  • Plankton: Have they? I really haven't noticed.
  • Spongebob: Uh, yeah. And then there's that big flashing neon sign that says "Robot Headquarters".
  • Plankton: Spongebob, I'm your friend, right?
  • Spongebob: Not, not really.
  • Plankton: Exactly. And as your non-friend, I worry about you. Like right now. You're thinking too much. I'm worried you might really hurt yourself. Tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to think for you. This way, you won't hurt yourself. And you can just keep working on getting me into the Chum Bucket.
  • Sponegbob: Thanks, Plankton. You're the best non-friend a friend could have. No more thinking for me! Wow, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. My Heroes! Hit me with a water ball! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
  • Barnacle Boy: We don't do that stuff anymore, kid. We're retired.
  • Mermaid Man: Is that the TV Repairman?
  • Barnacle Boy: No, it's that excited Sponge-Kid again.
  • Mermaid Man: Oh. Are you sure he can't fix the TV?
  • Spongebob: Mermaid Man, twould be my greatest honor to fix your television.
  • Mermaid Man: Goody.
  • Barnacle Boy: Hey, Spongekid, you really want to help out?
  • Sponegbob: Oh, bot, would I!
  • Barnacle Boy: Okay, then. But lighten up a bit on the enthusiasm. You're making my bowels act up. We're got a little problem with some robots down in the Mermaidlair. Are you sure you're up for the task?
  • Spongebob: Absolutely, Barnacle Boy.
  • Barnacle Boy: Well, go over to the couch to access the Mermaidlair. We'll meet you down there.
  • Mermaid Man: Is it pudding night yet?
  • Newscaster: This is a Bikini Bottom News Update. We're getting unconfirmed reports that the robot menace is emanating from the Chum Bucket. The proprietor, Plankton, has released the following statement:
  • Plankton: Hear me now! I'll crush you all beneath my-
  • Newscaster: And now back to your regular programming: Retirement Home Girls Gone Wild.
  • Spongebob: Sandy, your tree dome is leaking!
  • Sandy: Them thar robots busted up the glass, Spongebob! I got a tree house chock full o' robots, and it's all your fault. So get in there and clean up your mess! All righty then. That's much better I suppose you'll be needin' this more than me.
  • Bubble Buddy: Let me teach you how to bowl a bubble, press this button and you'll bowl a bubble that can knock down robots from a safe distance.
  • Spongebob: Wow!
  • Bubble Buddy: Remember, though, the Bubble Bowl only works on things that are close to the ground.
  • Spongebob: Got it!
  • Mrs. Puff: Oh, Sponegbob. I'm actually glad you're here, believe it or not.
  • Spongebob: I'm glad I'm here too, Mrs. Puff.
  • Mrs. Puff: The robots have stolen priceless artwork from the museum. If you can return it all to me. I'll reward you with a Golden Spatula.
  • Sponebob: Why do you want all that artwork?
  • Mrs. Puff: Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers to.
  • Spongebob: Consider the artwork saved, Mrs. Puff! I gotta say Bubble Buddy, for a bubble you really get around.
  • Bubble Buddy: Spongebob, the robots are plundering Rock Botton's Museum. But they've broken the roadway leading up to there. You'll have to clever and find another route to get in.
  • Spongebob: What if I lick all these stands and mail myself?
  • Bubble Buddy: Good work, but perhaps being sneaky would be faster.
  • Spongeob: Barnacle Boy! Are you on patrol down here?
  • Barnacle Boy: No. This is my second job. I work security. Now listen if you want to reach the Golden Spatula, you'll need to shut off the Museum Security System.
  • Spongebob: Do you have to iron those pants or are they wrinkle free?
  • Barnacle Boy: Pay attention kid, this is serious stuff - now if we don't get this robot thing resolved, shaggy shoals will shut down and I'll have to move back in with my son and his wife and his four screaming kids. Now, you see that vent on the other side of the museum...
  • Spongebob: Yes, sir.
  • Barnacle Boy: That's where you exit the museum. Good luck, kid.
  • Spongebob: I won't let you down, Barnacle Boy! Hey, Gary! You're on an awful long walk, aren't you?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: The Trench of Advanced Darkness, huh? Sounds dark. Okay, Gary, I'll be extra extra extra careful!
  • Sandy: Plankton, you best not be stirring up no trouble!
  • Plankton: Nonsense, I only want to help. Help crush you all under my rise to power.
  • Sandy: What was that?
  • Plankton: Nothing. Say, see those lasers there?
  • Sandy: You mean them things that look like fancy washin' machines?
  • Plankton: To your puny brain, I suppose. You'll need to turn on each one of those in order to cross the last part of the trench of advanced darkness.
  • Sandy: This better not be some kind of trick, varmint. Nothin' a little southern elbow grease can't handle!
  • Spongebob: Hey, Mr. Krabs, what are you doing?
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, I could have sworn me eyes saw a Golden Spatula here a minute ago, but I think it fell down this slide.
  • Spongebob: Down the slide? It might have broken it's leg! I've got to save it!
  • Mr. Krabs: Go, boy, go! Save that poor spatula! Nice job, Spongebob, that was fancy slidin'.
  • Sponegbob: Thanks. I guess all that paint wax I brought this finally paid off. Last piece of artwork accounted for, Mrs. Puff! I left no strange glowing stone unreturned!
  • Mrs. Puff: Well now! Nice work, Spongebob. The museum will finally be able to re-open and here's your reward.
  • Sandy: Heya there, Barnacle Boy!
  • Barnacle Boy: Say, warn me if that sponge-kid comes back again, okay?
  • Mermaid Man: Eeeevill!
  • Spongebob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
  • Mermaid Man: Ahh!
  • Barnacle Boy: You shouldn't sneak up on Mermaid Man like that. His heart's not so good. Come to think of it, nothing on him is that good anymore.
  • Spongebob: Sorry, Mermaid Man, It's just that I'm always so excited presence gives me the chills of justice! See, I've got goosebumps on my goosebumps on my goosebumps on my goosebumps on my--
  • Barnacle Boy: Alright, kid. Knock it off and just tell us what you want.
  • Spongebob: Well, I really want a new pair of sunglasses. Patrick sat on my old ones.
  • Barnacle Boy: That's not what I meant!
  • Mermaid Man: Actually it's a good thing you showed up, young sponge of goodness!
  • Spongebob: It is?!
  • Barnacle Boy: It is?
  • Mermaid Man: Yes! A bunch of evil robots have taken over the Mermaidlair's security system! It's up to you to shut down and stop them!
  • Barnacle Boy: Why him? We're perfectly capable superheroes.
  • Mermaid Man: Because it's Thursday and we have a whole bunch of Doctor's appointments!
  • Barnacle Boy: Aww fishsticks I forgot!
  • Mermaid Man: Go talk to the Mermalair Computer in the next room she'll tell you what to do.
  • Spongebob: I accept this awesome responsibility, Mermaid Man! You won't be disappointed shamed maybe but not disappointed!
  • Mermaid Man: To the doctor's office! Awayyyyyyy!
  • Spongebob: Squidward! Am I happy to see you! And not just the kind of happy you feel in the front of your knees but the kind of happy you feel in the back of your elbow! You'll never believe what's been happening.
  • Squidward: Yeah, yeah. I've already been briefed by the geriatric duo. Those two old coots sent me in to get updated with the Mermalair Computer. But since you're here now, I'll let you do it. It's right over there. Look at this place. I mean puh-leeze! Would it kill them to lay down a few throw rugs? And all this wasted space. How did those two old fogies all this?
  • Spongebob: Oh, that's easy! In episode Twenty-Seven, the Mermalair is invaded by the digging monsters of bermuda and they...
  • Squidward: Never mind!
  • Mermaid Man: I got a job for somebody who can throw things.
  • Patrick: Leave it to us! I'm great at throwing things!
  • Mermaid Man: All you have to do is pick up a throw-fruit and throw it into each of those funnel machines.
  • Patrick: Thowo the thow-fruit?
  • Mermaid Man: No, throw the throw-fruit.
  • Patrick: Tow the frow-throot?
  • Mermaid Man: You might want to be quick about it, I tend to explode. I mean, they tend to explode. You did it! Now I can get some sleep.
  • Patrick: Hey I know you! You're that guy!
  • Barnacle Boy: Humm, we're going to need a lot more power to activate the hydro-acoustic Doppler modulator. Do you think you can handle this?
  • Patrick: I can see Squidward's house from up here. And he's not wearing any pants! Oh wait, he never wears pants.
  • Barnacle Boy: Now listen up! There are eight cylinders over there. If you throw something at the cylinders, it will turn around to the power side. Turn all eight cylinders around to the power side and I'll give you a reward.
  • Patrick: Sorry, what was that? I was watching Squidward.
  • Barnacle Boy: Just start turning those cylinders. Well done. Now there's enough power.
  • Patrick: What do you need all that power for?
  • Barnacle Boy: Why, my foot bath, of course. Here, have a Golden Spatula.
  • Mermaliar Computer: In order for me to regain control of the security system, you need to press all the override buttons spread throughout the Mermaliar. The first one is here.
  • Spongebob: Press the buttons, got it.
  • Mermalair Computer: When you have pressed them all. You should return here to press the Master Shutdown Button. You will be rewarded.
  • Spongebob: Return here, got it.
  • Mermalair Computer: Are you listening to me?
  • Spongeob: Listening, got it. Gary! I see you've made your way down to the deepest recesses of the Mermalair.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: Oh, you took the elevator, well how do I get to the top this room?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: You're right, I bet those tunnels will take me up to the top! Good thinking, Gary.
  • Mr. Krabs: Look boy! There's gold under that glass! Gold I say! My eyes are gettin' sweaty just lookin' at it! All you have to do is to get that great big ball... ...into that there cup.
  • Spongebob: How do I get the ball rolling, Mr. Krabs?
  • Mr. Krabs: You start the process by bubble-bowling up this ramp to hit that button. Good luck, Spongebob. My wallets countin' on ya!
  • Mermalair Computer: I have regained control of the security system. Here is the reward I promise you. You have pressed all the security buttons. Now press the Master Shutdown Button.
  • Barnacle Boy: Where all the security systems been shut down? And we've gotta check it out.

  • Mermaid Man: Here. I found this. In my sock drawer. It's another Golden Spatula.
  • Sponegbob: Thank you, Mermaid Man.

  • Spongebob: Squidward, am I glad you're here! I need to borrow your toothbrush here!
  • Squidward: What?! You've used it before?
  • Spongebob: Oh, yeah. Lots of times. I figured if you didn't know, you wouldn't mind.
  • Squidward: Fine. What do I care. In a wreck anyways. I try and get some exercise to relax from all this robot mess and now everything's ruined.
  • Spongebob: Because of a toothbrush?
  • Squidward: No, it's those blasted robots! They've taken over the ski slopes! How can I ski with those ugly things beating everyone up? Listen Sponegbob, you've got to help me. I'm going to lose my marbles if I don't get some relaxation.
  • Spongebob: I've found if you keep your marbles in a bag, they don't get lost as often, in fact I've got mine right here. It's embroidered with this lovely...
  • Squidward: Forget the marbles. I've got a better idea. If you get rid of the robots at the bottom of every slope for me, I'll give you one of those Golden Spatulas.
  • Spongebob: Well, I don't know ... it's hard to beat the extreme of marbles...
  • Squidward: Okay, okay. I'll give you one for each slope you clear.
  • Spongebob: Now, that's a deal!
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Sandy: You don't say. Well, there must be a way up there.
  • Plankton: Hello, my most favorite friend in the whole world. I've found another Golden Spatula for you.
  • Spongebob: Oh, boy! Can I have it?
  • Plankton: Sure, if you fall down to the bottom of this pit.
  • Spongebob: Isn't there a safer way?
  • Plankton: It's always "safety" with you people! Hmm... I suppose you could bungee down.
  • Mrs. Puff: I've gone down this hill a hundred times. Usually rolling. Darn kids think it's funny to push me. But if you can beat my time down the hill, I'll give you a Golden Spatula. Congratulations! You pass with flying colors.
  • Bubble Buddy: I fly like the wind and float like a sea-bee. If you can beat my time down the hill, I'll give you a golden spatula. Congratulations, Spongebob, you beat my best time. Here's a spatula.
  • Larry: I'm built for speed with this aerodynamic physique! But I'll give you a golden spatula if you can beat my time. Congratulations, Spongebob, you beat my best time. Here's a spatula.
  • Squidward: Thank Neptune, you did it. Now I can go get my equipment and ski in peace.
  • Spongebob: Actually, I think that Patrick borrowed your equipment.
  • Squidward: What!? Who said he could do that?!
  • Spongebob: I did. I figured if you didn't know you wouldn't mind... again.
  • Squidward: Wouldn't mind?! Of course I mind It's only the most expensive skiing equipment you can buy! And what does Patrick want with that stuff anyway? He doesn't even know how to Ski!
  • Patrick: I want the warm now!

  • Sandy: Spongebob, hurry! We have to help.
  • Spongebob: You're right, Sandy. What should we do?
  • Sandy: Well, we better figure something out and pronto.
  • Spongebob: I'll try to hit it.
  • Sandy: Good idea, Spongebob.

  • Squidward: Thanks for saving me, guys. I'd never thought of this Spongebob, but I owe you big time.

  • Spongebob: I'm sorry, Plankton. The Chum Bucket lab is locked up tight. I don't know if I'll ever get enough Golden Spatulas to get in!
  • Plankton: Yes, it's the Chum Bucket Security System. I designed it myself - it makes me so proud. It was meant to keep out the hateful thongs of the unwashed. Unfortunately, I never figured I'd be on this side of it.
  • Spongebob: So what are you going to do, Plankton?
  • Plankton: We of course meaning you. Are going to have to go out there and get those Golden Spatulas! Or I'll never get back into the Chum Bucket and regain control of my robots.
  • Spongebob: What was that?
  • Plankton: Oh, uh, I said "Will I ever get back into the Chum Bucket to stain all my pots?" Yes.
  • Spongebob: Hmmm, something's fishy here. Bubble Buddy! I bet the next move you teach me will be the best one ever!
  • Bubble Buddy: Absaposativelty, Spongebob.
  • Spongebob: Super pinky shake on it?
  • Bubble Buddy: I would if I had pinkies.
  • Spongebob: Here, I'll blow you some.
  • Bubble Buddy: Maybe later. Now pay attention, Spongebob, this bubbles a doozy!
  • Sponebob: Paying my entire salary in attention!
  • Bubble Buddy: When you're not moving, press the button and you'll blow a bubble that you can steer as it flies through the air.
  • Spongebob: Wow!
  • Bubble Buddy: Aim carefully, through, you've only got a few seconds of flight time before the bubble pops.
  • Spongebob: I'm a bubble-blowing machine!
  • Newscaster: Flash! Authorities have confirmed that the robots running amok through Bikini Bottom are indeed coming from the Chum Bucket. Yes, right where you're standing, Plankton, owner of the Chum Bucket, and best known for the creation of robots whoose sole purpose is to cause mayhem and destruction, has denied and involvement.
  • Plankton: ...and then stomp on your children! And stomp on your children's children!
  • Newscaster: This has been a Bikini Bottom Newsflash.
  • Spongebob: What's wrong, Mr. Krabs? You don't look so good?
  • Mr. Krabs: You gotta help me, boy! The Krusty Krab's been overrun by a bunch of them Hoodlum Robots of yers. They've booted me out. And worse, they've got all me beautiful objects!
  • Spongebob: Defiling the Krusty Krabs?! Is there no end to their evil? What are we going to do, Mr. Krabs?
  • Mr. Krabs: "We" - meaning "you" - are going to clear the robots out, get me back me restaurant, and most importantly, rescue me money! Whew! You had me worried there for a bit, boy, worried for me money of course. Ar-ar-ar! Here, take this as yer reward.
  • Spongebob: Hi, Mrs. Puff. Dirivin class isn't out here today, is it?
  • Mrs. Puff: Uh... no, Spongebob. Why do you say that? Do you think we'd have class out here just to hide from you? How silly. I'm just uh... gathering twigs for winter! Yes, that's it!
  • Spongebob: Oh can I help? I have merit badge in twit gathering!
  • Mrs. Puff: Actually, you can help with something else. These robots showed up and scared all the students I mean campers off into the forest. Before the Ranger arrives, someone needs to go out and find them!
  • Spongebob: I'll help you find them, Mrs. Puff in the sponge for the job!
  • Mrs. Puff: Thanks, Spongebob. I'll make sure to give you a nice reward when you've found all of them.
  • Patrick: Hi, Mr. Krabs, what are you doing here?
  • Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, Patrick. I'm trying to return 3 stone tikis to this pedestal so I can get to the kelp cave across that bridge. There could be customers in there!! I saw 3 tikis scattered around this area but em old brain couldn't figure out how to get them back up here.
  • Patrick: Can I try?
  • Mr. Krabs: Sure why not? I need a good laugh. There's a Golden Spatula up there for you if you succeed.
  • Patrick: Oh, boy, Mr. Krabs. I'll see what I can do.
  • Barnacle Boy: Hey, kid. I could really use your help if you have some time to spare.
  • Spongebob: Sure, Barnacle Boy. What do you need?
  • Barnacle Boy: I'm trying to recover my lost energy crystals that power my new secret superhero power. It seems the robots found my supply and have hidden them in this cave.
  • Spongebob: Secret Superhero Power?! What's it do? What's it do? What's it do?
  • Barnacle Boy: If I told you, it wouldn't be secret would it? Just trust me, it's worth finding these crystals! I'd go searching myself but my bunions are acting up today.
  • Spongebob: Well then, you rest those super bones of yours. I'll get searching for these crystals. Hi, Mermaid Man, what are you doing here?
  • Mermaid Man: Oh hello, Kyle, I was trying to find some of our missing energy crystals when I came across the vine. In my younger days I held the all-time speed record for vine-sliding. You should try it! What a hoot! And if you can beat my best time I'll give you another one of these gold spatulas!
  • Spongebob: Well I am a bit busy with all these robots. But sure why not. Does look like fun!
  • Mermaid Man: Try not to fall off. Well now, that's some time you've gotten.
  • Spongebob: I guess you could say, I had that course "licked!"
  • Mermaid Man: I guess I owe you a reward. Take this Golden Spatula.
  • Spongebob: Thanks, Mermaid Man! Barnacle Boy, I think I found all your crystals! Now I can see your secret super power!
  • Barnacle Boy: Alright, stand back there!
  • Spongebob: What happened?
  • Barnacle Boy: I gained the power to trim my nose hairs at super speed!
  • Spongebob: Incredible!
  • Barnacle Boy: Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, I guess so. Well then, I need return to the Mermalair and get back to work. But here, take this Golden Spatula... and go away.
  • Spongebob: Of course Barnacle Boy, I'm always happy to lend my services to my favorite superhero! If you ever run into trouble again, let me know!
  • Barnacle Boy: Yeah, sure, kid, thanks. And goodbye.
  • Mrs. Puff: Spongebob, there you are! Thanks to you all the campers have safely returned!
  • Spongebob: No problem, Mrs. Puff. Any self-respecting sponge would gladly help. And it was actually fun exploring the kelp forest.
  • Mrs. Puff: You're not so bad when you aren't behind a wheel, Spongebob. Thanks again!
  • Spongebob: Always glad to lend a hand, Mrs. Puff.
  • Mrs. Puff: I found this Golden Spatula the other bay. Why don't you take it? You've definitely earned it.
  • Spongebob: Wow Mrs. Puff! I'll cherish it always!
  • Flying Dutchman: Yawn. Oh! Arrrgh, yes! Who dares disturb the Flying Dutchman?
  • Spongebob: It's me, Spongebob, sir.
  • Flying Dutchman: I don't need any cookies.
  • Spongebob: But I'm not a shell scout.
  • Flying Dutchman: Look, kid. I'm not too disturbed to scare the beheezus out of you right now. Come back later.
  • Spongebob: What's the matter?
  • Flying Dutchman: It's these darn robots. They've thrown me off my own ship, they have. Bein' throwin off yer own ship is like having your plants pulled down in front of casual acquaintances! It's a sad, sad thing. Now those robots have got their own pirate ship, and they're blasting away at each other.
  • Spongebob: Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
  • Flying Dutchman: Well now that you mention it. Get up to my ship and use the cannons to single-handedley defeat the robot ship. Any questions?
  • Spongebob: Is that adorable hat available in a size 3?
  • Flying Dutchman: No. But if you do this, a Golden Spatula be your booty. Now get going!
  • Spongebob: Ahoy there, Mr. Squidward. Swab the poop deck!
  • Squidward: Yes. Hilarious. Don't you have a platinum whisk to get?
  • Spongebob: That's "Golden Spatula".
  • Squidward: Whatever. There's one up there.
  • Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there, Spongebob! Swab the poop deck!
  • Spongebob: Uh, I already did that joke with Squidward, Mr. Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: Yes, well... it's a good one though, eh?
  • Spongebob: Sure is.
  • Mr. Krabs: Here's what you need to do, destroy all the power generators on the robot ship. Once the power is off. You'll be able to shoot the Dutchman's cannons to destroy the robot ship.
  • Spongebob: "Cannon" do, Mr. Krabs. We did it. We got your ship back and defeated the robots.
  • Flying Dutchman: That did it. I think I'll keep this Golden Spatula.
  • Spongebob: But what about our deal?

  • Spongebob: Everyone, stop fighting! I think I have an idea.
  • Sandy: Here you go.

  • Flying Dutchman: Alright. Here's the Golden Spatula.
  • Spongebob: Dream bubbles. I'm surrounded by dream bubbles... I wonder what that means? Gary, what are you doing here?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: Oh, so I'm dreaming well then first thing I'm going to do is dream myself up a mustache!
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: Thanks, Gary. It does make me look more rugged, doesn't it?
  • Gary: Meow?
  • Spongebob: More tasks? Well... I could use more Golden Spatulas, but where should I start?
  • Gary: Meow, meow.
  • Spongebob: You mean, each dream bubble has a Golden Spatula in it?
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: I'm ready!
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: Yes, Gary, I'll be careful.
  • Larry: Wow. Your dream is massive.
  • Sandy: Everything in Texas is big, even dreams.
  • Larry: Then you're just the right person to reach the spatula on top of that golden acorn.
  • Sandy: My dream, my rules. I'll get that spatula faster than a Texas jackrabbit crossing a four-lane highway! Hello, Plankton.
  • Plankton: What's what I need, a creature with a backbone! Who puts challenges in their own dreams?
  • Sandy: Squirrels. We're tough like that.
  • Plankton: Oh. You'll need to be real tough to make this series of swings.
  • Sandy: I could do it in my sleep.
  • Plankton: You are asleep.
  • Sandy: As I said, in my sleep.
  • Plankton: Well, there's a Golden Spatula out there for you if yo make it far enough.
  • Sandy: I'll do it so fast it'll make your head spin faster than a horny toad on a merry-go-round.
  • Plankton: Why can't I just dream normal dreams of world domination?
  • Mr. Krabs: For havens sake boy, your ears.
  • Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, what are you doing in Squidward's dream?
  • Mr. Krabs: Hard time, boy, or at least at feels like it. Do you think you can make it across the sheet of music to the Golden Spatula on Squidward's big nose?
  • Spongebob: Don't worry, Mr, Krabs. I'll end this challenge on a high note!
  • Mr. Krabs: Ugh. Good luck, boy. When you get there, try to wake him up, I'm running out of aspirin.
  • Spongebob: Squidward, this is amazing.
  • Squidward: Amazingly awful, you mean.
  • Spongebob: Mr. Krabs is dreaming of the Krusty Krab.
  • Squidward: What a surprise I can't escape work anywhere.
  • Spongebob: Whoa! Lunch Rush! I'd better grab my hat and...
  • Squidward: Forget the hat. Get that spatula and get us out of here.
  • Spongebob: It's like a shiny golden toothpick that holds together the bun of...
  • Squidward: We don't have time for this.
  • Spongebob: Patrick, you have a Golden Spatula! Give it here.
  • Patrick: Not so fast, Spongebob, you'll have to pass my test before you get this Golden Spatula.
  • Spongebob: Very well, sir. Challenge accepted.
  • Patrick: Very well. Your challenge is... to find the Golden Spatula!
  • Spongebob: You're holding it.
  • Patrick: You did it! Now here is your reward. Wow, Spongebob, you found some!
  • Spongebob: Now they're back home safe where they belong!
  • Patrick: Here's your golden back scratchier.
  • Spongebob: Spatula.
  • Patrick: I don't speak Italian.
  • Mr. Krabs: So, do you want to trade shiny objects for a Golden Spatula? That's quality craftsmanship, that is. Come again.

  • Spongebob: There's definitively something funny going on here. (Gasps) Plankton. You're behind on this are you?

  • Plankton: What's wrong now. It should be working.

  • Patrick: Spongebob, he'll just threw it to his head?
  • Spongebob: Well then, I'm going to follow him in to my head. Here I come, Robot Plankton.

  • Sandy: Spongebob, you did it.
  • Patrick: What he do?

  • Plankton: All my plans ruined!

  • Plankton: At long, long last. It's time to begin the battle of Bikini Bottom.

  • Spongebob: Robots are everywhere! I have to get the bottom of this. Where is Patrick? He'll help me get these robots under control. PAAAATRIIIIICK! Crazy robot drivers! Okay, what was I doing again? Oh, if I only had something to refresh my memory... memory... memory... memory... Oh that did the trick. I remember now! I gotta find Patrick and stop these robots! PAAAATRIIICK!
  • Patrick: Oh, hi, Spongebob. Say, what are you doing in that cage?
  • Spongebob: Paaatrick, I'm not in a cage, you are.
  • Patrick: Hey, I maybe stupid, but I'm no dummy. You, Mr. Squarepants, are clearly the one inside the cage.
  • Spongebob: Trust me, Patrick. You are the one, in the cage!
  • Patrick: Don't worry, old pal. I'll get you out! No way I'm gonna let my buddy dry out in the slammer!
  • Spongebob: Ahhhhh. Patrick, just sit back and watch the master at work.

  • Patrick: There you go little buddy. Now tell Patty-poo who did this to you.
  • Spongebob: We have to stop the robots from taking over Bikini Bottom!
  • Patrick: Robots, huh? This sounds like a job for... HIM!
  • Spongebob: Mermaid Man?
  • Patrick: No Spongebob. HIM!
  • Sponegbob: Oh no, not... Him.
  • Patrick: Yes, Spongebob. This is a job for... THE PINK MENACE!
  • Magician: Oh thank you for recovering my stuff. If you would be so kind, please put everything back where it belongs.
  • Patrick: Huh? Oh, hi, Spongebob. I was just preparing myself for bowling practice. Wanna come along?
  • Spongebob: Pre-par-ing yourself huh? But what about the robots Patrick... ooooohh did you say bowling? I've always wanted to go bowling! Can you teach me?
  • Patrick: Well, Spongebob, the key is to bowling is one simple word... Be the ball.
  • Spongebob: Be the ball, huh? Okay, I'll give it a try.

  • Spongebob: Helllloooo... Mr. Dutchman? Anybody in here? Anyone? Anyone at all...
  • Mrs. Krabs: (Off-Screen) Hey, that doesn't belong to you... That's meeee money...
  • Spongebob: Uh-oh, it sounds like Mr. Krabs is in trouble. Hang on, Mr. Krabs! I'm coming! Those scurvy dogfish no match for, No-Beard... The yellow pirate! ARRRRGGHHH! Oh, there you are, Mr. Krabs. Uh, Mr. Krabs? Uh, this may not be the best time to ask, but uh... I was wondering, if maybe, I mean... If it's not too much trouble, uh... If I could possibly, you know, uhh... Get a raaaaaise at the Krusty Krab?
  • Mr. Krabs: A RAISE?!?! Have you been sniffin' whale bubbles whale again Spongebob? Now get me out of this here brig before I decide to make Squidward employeeeee of the month!
  • Spongebob: What?!?! THAT'S CRAZY TALK! Aye, aye, captain! I'll get you out of there right away!
  • Mr. Krabs: Stand aside, Spongebob! I have to stop these robots from making off with me hard earned treasure.
  • Spongebob: HARD EARNED? Doesn't it belong to the First Nautional Bank?
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, I, I, um, I'm just going to return it to it's rightful owner. Look at all this loot, Spongebob.
  • Spongebob: Yes, now we just need to return it to its RIGHTFUL OWNER!
  • Mr. Krabs: Uh, yeah, uh, right. Well, most, yuh see... Let's talk about your raise again me boy.
  • Spongebob: My raise! Hooray! Thank you, Mr. Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: Yes me boy, you've earned it. Of course., er, after the deductions for the uh... Oh, let's see. Sea tax, donations for the, Save the Kelp Forest Foundation, er, Mr. Eugene Krabs retirement fund, etc, etc. I'll just, uh, deduct all that outta yer pay.
  • Spongebob: Wow. I never knew there were so many DEDUCTIONS From getting a raise.
  • Mr. Krabs: Uhhh, er, nooooo. Of course not!
  • Spongebob: Oh, okay. Thanks, Mr. Krabs! Ya see, Spongebob. All you had to do was ask. We have to save all those people who are walking the plank!
  • Mr. Krabs: 474, 475... Aww, I'm sure they'll be just fine without us, lad. 476, 477...
  • Spongebob: But Mr. Krabs, they're all potential customers. You know what that means... More money!
  • Mr. Krabs: 975, 976... Shiver me timbers boy! You made me lost count! Don't just stand there! Money, money, money, money, money...
  • Spongebob: Holy sea cow! What's that smell? No wonder Plankton never has any customers! This must be where all the robots are coming from. Okay, I'm going in.
  • Sandy: (Off-Screen) Take that, you ornery metal critters! Hiiiya! You want some of this!?!
  • Spongebob: Buttered barnacles!
  • Sandy: (Off-Screen) Take that, you oversized blender! Come get some dang nema-toads!
  • Sponegbob: Sandy sounds like she's in trouble! And he made it, ladies and gentlemen. Let's give him a haaand! Get it... Hall of Arms... HAAAAND!
  • Sandy: (Off-Screen) Quit laughin' little square dude and get me out of here!
  • Spongebob: Oh, right away, Sandy. Who da sponge? Who da sponge??
  • Sandy: Thanks little wrangler, but how it's now it's payback time! I'LL BE BACK!
  • Sponegbob: Hey! Who turned out the lights? OWW! Uh... Sandy? Is that you... OWWWW! Sandy! Wait for me!!!
  • Sandy: YEE-HAW!! That's what I call a rodeo.
  • Spongebob: Look at the size of that thing!
  • Sandy: HOLY SHRIMP!!!
  • Spongebob: It's just too big, it's too much!
  • Sandy: Don't worry, Spongebob. Size doesn't matter. Uh, oh would you look at the time. O I'm late for karate practice. I gotta go. Alright, see ya BobPants SponeSquare! Okay, okay bye.
  • Spongebob: Oh, what am I gonna do? Hey Sandy, you were right! Size doesn't matter. I beat that big thingamajig back there.
  • Sandy: Great job little square dude! You see, it's not the size of the fish that counts. It's the motion in the ocean.
  • Sponegbob: Yeah, that's uh... pretty funny.
  • Sandy: Wanna join me in some karate practice, pardner?
  • Sponegbob: Does the snail meow? You bet! Let's kick some butt Sandy... It's KA-RA-TE time! Entering Kelp Forest, watch your step... Watch my step? What's that supposed to meeeeeeaaan... Whooooaa... Uhmf... Ogh... Oohh... Owww... Errr... Iggghh... Holy Fish paste! My clothes ripped off! Tarter Sauce, I guess I'll have to find something else to wear. Come here you little... Whoops... Sorry about that little friend.
  • Gary: Meow!
  • Spongebob: Gary, is that you?
  • Gary: Meeeeowwww...
  • Sponegbob: Hey, that sounds like Gary. I MUST SAVE HIM! Gary! I found you!
  • Gary: Meow, meow... Meow. Meow.
  • Spongebob: Don't worry my slippery little friend, SquarePants is here to save the day. Here Gary, come here boy! Come on! Come to daddy! You can do it!
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Spongebob: Uh, Gary? Hellooooo... I'm over here! Hey Gary! Wait for me! Oh, where could he be? Whooooa... Ohmf... Oohh... Owww... Errr... Iggghh... Whoops! I guess I ripped my pants again! Hey, what's this? How convenient. A changing room. Duuuude! Did you see me catch what wave?
  • Gary: Meeeeeeow!
  • Spongebob: What's that? You hungry boy? Okay, let's go find you something to eat.

  • Reporter: A report has just come in that Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy seem to have misplaced several of their super hero gadgets.

  • Sponegbob: HellOOOOOO!... Mermaid Man?? Barnacle Boy?? I have to find them. Those robots won't stand a chance with them around. Hmmm, there appears to be a state of the art security system blocking this passage. Actually, it appears to be a bunch of great big rocks in the way... but I know better. Hey Squidward, nice place you got here!
  • Squidward: This isn't my house, you moron! It's a cage! The robots trapped me in there!
  • Spongebob: The robots huh?!? FEAR NOT, TENTACLED ONE! I WILL SAVE YOU! And then we can look for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy together! As a teeeaaam!
  • Squidward: Uhm, on second thought, you know what, I kinda like it in here. Go away, Spongebob! Leave me to my new home.
  • Spongebob: Nonsense, Squidward. I'll get you out of there!
  • Squidward: Hey, barnacle head! Look! Over there! It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
  • Spongebob: Where?! Where where where?!?!
  • Squidward: How did I get surrounded by such losers? Whew! I finally got away from that moron.
  • Spongebob: Hiiiiii Squidward! It's meeeeeee! Your teammate. Now let's go find Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy , ol buddy ol pal!
  • Squidward: Find them? They're right behind you barnacle brain!
  • Spongebob: I'm not falling for that one again! MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY!!
  • Barnacle Boy: Uhh yes, we've been, uh, uh, formating a plan to hide from, uh, I mean, stop the robots.
  • Mermaid Man: Uhhhss, what is going on, aahhh...
  • Barnacle Boy: Yeah, uhhuh, uhhh. What, what he said. We can't find out gadgets. We can't do our crime fighting without them, I mean. What kind of mindless buffoon would take a superhero's gadgets? Oh, you again... Just put them back on the, uh, wall of gadgets! Just be sure you keep the noise down it's Mermaid Man's nappy time. Well, everything seems to be in order here, so you know what that means.
  • Spongebob: We can stop the robots now, as a TEAM!
  • Barnacle Boy: Oh no, no. It's means it's time to... DANCE!
  • Spongebob: Uhhh... Okay.
  • Mermaid Man: TO THE DANCE FLOOR!!!

  • Spongebob: We need to find a way to stop these robots from destroying everything.
  • Plankton: I can't! I've tried everything!

  • Spongebob: You did it, Patrick. The Battle for Bikini Bottom is finally over.

  • Plankton: Just wait. I'll be back with a new plan. (Coughs) A college educated plan! (Laughs)