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(The movie opens with a shot of white circles forming a Christmas tree on an ornament. The camera zooms out on the ornament. Cinderella's castle appears over the Christmas tree with the text "Walt Disney" at the bottom. The camera zooms out more on the ornament.)

Narrator: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, oh, wait, different story. But we'll still see a mouse.

(The camera pans to three ornaments, forming Mickey's head. The text "Walt Disney Pictures" and "Presents" appear on the two ornaments at the top. They fade away, and the camera zooms in on the third ornament which the text "Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas" appears on. The ornament falls off the tree and rolls off of some books. The books magically fly back onto the shelves, leaving one book called "Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas" behind.)

Narrator: Put those old Christmas classics back on the shelves. We got new tales of giving, and loving, (book opens to a pop-up picture of elves), and elves.

(The book turns it pages to Minnie and Daisy ice skating.)

Narrator: In our first Yuletide story, two stars are on ice, they've been best friends forever, so cordial and nice. (camera pans to Minnie and Daisy fighting) But can both share the stage with the lights shining bright? (2 ornaments with the text "Belles" and "on Ice" fall on them) Or will egos get bruised in a double-lutz fight?

(The page turns to the ice skating rink. The pop-up picture changes to the real ice skating rink.)

Minnie: What beautiful skaters.

Mickey: Ah, Minnie, you're not nervous, are you?

Minnie: A little. Does it show?

Mickey: Ah, no. You're gonna be great.

(The skaters spin around and land on the ice.)

Minnie: Spin, spin, land, and- Oh, it's Daisy!

(Donald is hauling a big yellow present on the ice.)

Daisy: Come on, Donald! Hurry up before the ice melts!

Mickey: Looks like she's got something big planned for her routine.

Donald: (slips on the ice) Whoa!

Daisy: Careful, Donald!

Donald: (grunting while he hauls a big yellow present on the ice.)

Daisy: Props go there. (gasp) Minnie! (She runs off, stepping on the rope, causing Donald to fall on the ice.) What do you think? I made it myself!

Minnie: (chuckles) Oh, Daisy, it's perfect!

Daisy: Well, break a leg. (skates off)

Minnie: Oh! Uh...

Daisy: (skates back) Theater talk, honey. Good luck! (skates off again)

Minnie: (chuckles) You too, Daisy!

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  • Mickey: Better get ready!
  • Minnie: Whoa!
  • (Donald pops out right out from the snow.)
  • Announcer: Let's give these fine competitors a nice hand! Next up, a real treat from our own little hometown darling!
  • Minnie: That's me!
  • Daisy: That's me!
  • Announcer: In her debut skating performance, sure to be a show-stopper, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Minnie Mouse!
  • (Minnie skates onto the ice with her alligator partners.)
  • Audience: (cheering)
  • Daisy: Huh? Huh?
  • Audience: Yeah! (cheering) Look at Daisy! (Everybody starts laughing at her)
  • (Daisy skates off, nervously chuckling.)
  • Donald: I don't think anybody no-(Daisy clamps Donald's bill shut) Uhh, uhh...
  • Choir: ♪Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, dong, ahh, ahh, ahh, ah, ahh, ahhhh, ding, dong, ding, dong, ahhhhh, ah, ah.♪
  • (Minnie is skating on the ice.)
  • Announcer: Fantastic! (laughing)
  • Daisy: (to Donald) DO SOMETHING!
  • (Donald holds up a bell. Daisy sighs in disgust and swipes the bell from Donald. Minnie is skating with a line of alligators holding her.)
  • Choir: ♪Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhhh, ah.♪
  • (Daisy is holding onto the behind alligator's tail.)
  • Mickey: Uh-oh...
  • Donald: Whoa!
  • (Daisy leaps up into the air. The spotlight man changes the spotlight from pink to green on Daisy in the air.)
  • Man in Audience: Ha, ha!
  • (Daisy lands in front of Minnie and her alligators. Minnie and her alligators skid to a halt.)
  • Minnie: Keep going!
  • (Minnie and her alligators pose.)
  • Daisy: (skates past) Oooooh!
  • Minnie: Grrrr...
  • (Daisy leaps on the ice.)
  • Minnie: Let's hit it!
  • (The alligators skate next to Minnie. The spotlight man changes the spotlight from green to pink.)
  • Daisy: Huh? Oh!
  • Minnie: Ha!
  • (Minnie skates around the alligators smiling at a jealous Daisy along the way. Minnie starts skating over the alligators' tails. The alligators' mouths open.)
  • Daisy: Hmm.
  • Audience: Oooh...
  • (Minnie flies right over the alligators' mouths and makes a perfect landing. Minnie has snow fly on Daisy, making her look like a snowman. She puts a carrot under Daisy's eyes.)
  • Minnie: Quack, quack!
  • (Daisy angrily shakes all the snow off and spits out the carrot. She lets out a whistle. Hippos come out of the big yellow present.)
  • Minnie: (gasp) Oh!
  • Daisy: Squeak, squeak!
  • (The hippos start spinning around. Daisy skates past all of them. She leaps on a hippo's feet.)
  • Mickey and Donald: Huh?
  • (The hippos stop spinning and spread their legs.)
  • Daisy: LAUNCH!
  • (The hippo launches Daisy under the hippo's legs. The hippos fall over while she does that. One of the hippo's hold her foot after she skates out.)
  • Daisy: (to Minnie) Now that is style.
  • Audience: (cheering)
  • Minnie: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
  • Daisy: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
  • Minnie: Bill head!
  • Donald: Huh?
  • Minnie: Hippo hugger!
  • Daisy: Gator skater!
  • Minnie: Prima donna!
  • Daisy: Goody-goody!
  • Minnie: COPY CAT!
  • Daisy: DIRTY RAT!
  • Minnie: Let me at her!
  • (The hippos and alligators hold onto Daisy and Minnie. They all start spinning around.)
  • Minnie: You're just jealous! Oh, oh, you-
  • Daisy: Let go of me!
  • (They all spin around faster and faster. One of the alligators fly onto a string of bells, spinning around.)
  • Alligator: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
  • Donald: (gets hit with a bell) WHOA! Oof!
  • (One of the hippos fly away, ripping another hippo's tutu off.)
  • Hippo: AAAAAAHHHHH!
  • (The hippo lands on the ice, breaking a piece off. Minnie and Daisy start spinning the rest of the hippos and alligators off of them.)
  • Minnie and Daisy: Let go of me! Let go of me!
  • (Minnie and Daisy let go.)
  • Daisy: Give up?
  • Minnie: Never!
  • Mickey and Donald: (gasp)
  • Audience: Ohh...
  • Daisy: (to hippos) Touch your toes, girls!
  • (The hippos try to touch their toes, but they rip their tutus. Daisy skates right off the piece of the ice and over all of the hippos.)
  • Choir: ♪Ahh, ahh, ah, ah.♪
  • (Daisy makes a perfect landing.)
  • Audience: (cheering)
  • Minnie: (to alligators) Hoist them up!
  • (The alligators hoist the hippos up. Minnie blindfolds herself with her bow.)
  • Donald: Ah...
  • (Minnie starts skating. She goes faster and faster and leaps over the hippos and alligators.)
  • Choir: ♪Ahhh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ahhh. Ahh, ahh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ahhhhh! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...♪
  • (Mickey and Donald hold onto each other. As Minnie was about to land, she slips on a bell.)
  • Audience: (gasps)
  • Minnie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
  • Mickey: (gasp)
  • Choir: ♪(dramatically) Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ahhhh!♪
  • Minnie: Whoa, whoa!
  • Singer: ♪AHH, AHHHHHHH!♪
  • Singers: ♪Ahh, ahhhhhh!♪
  • Minnie: Whoa, whoa!
  • (Minnie falls on the ice.)
  • Daisy: (gasps)
  • Choir: ♪(sadly) Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmmmmm...♪
  • (The spotlight turns off.)
  • Audience: (gasps)
  • Minnie: (crying)
  • Daisy: (skates to her) Are you okay?
  • Minnie: I think so.
  • Daisy: (takes off her tiara) What was I thinking?
  • Minnie: What were we thinking?
  • Daisy: I'm sorry.
  • (Minnie holds Daisy's hand. They both get up as the spotlight goes on again.)
  • Daisy: Um, friends?
  • Minnie: (puts tiara on Daisy) Best friends. Finale?
  • Daisy: Grand finale!
  • (Minnie and Daisy hug. The spotlight man shines the spotlight on the screen. Cuts to some purple ribbons waving across the screen. The camera pans below to Minnie and Daisy skating under it.)
  • Mickey: Yeah!
  • Donald: Whoo-hoo!
  • (Minnie and Daisy spin their ribbons around.)
  • Choir: ♪Fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, fa, la, la, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, la. Oooooooooh!♪
  • (The hippos and alligators leap out of the big yellow present.)
  • Donald: Hey!
  • (Minnie and Daisy, now in white skating dresses, come out on the top.)
  • Audience: Whoo-hoo!
  • (Minnie and Daisy twirl their ribbons, spelling "Peace on Earth".)
  • Choir: ♪Ding, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, ding, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!♪
  • Minnie and Daisy: Merry Christmas. (hug each other)
  • (The camera fades out on the story and fades in to a pop-up image version of Daisy, Minnie, the hippos, and the crocodiles with the big yellow present.)
  • Narrator: When these best friends were fighting, this show was a schlop. But when they danced together, they came out on top! (the page turns to a pop-up image of Scrooge McDuck's mansion) At this grand stately mansion, three kids deck the halls, just sliding on banisters, climbing the walls. But soon, they may wish they'd shown more self control, or they'll wake up on Christmas to find lumps of coal.
  • (The camera pans from Santa, who popped out of the chimney, to the reindeer on the roof with the text "Christmas: Impossible under them on the snowy roof. The camera pans to the window. The camera zooms in on Donald Duck decorating the Christmas tree)
  • Donald: ♪We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year.♪
  • Hewey, Dewey, and Louie: (running out from their bedrooms) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Wahoo! Whoo!
  • Dewey: (slide down the banister) Watch out below! Whoa! Here we come!
  • (Hewey, Dewey, and Louie leap off the banister.)
  • Dewey: Hurry! It's time!
  • Donald: Uh-oh.
  • Louie: Hey, wait up!
  • (Louie runs under the ladder, rocking it back and forth.)
  • Donald: Whoa, whoa! (drops the ornaments)
  • (Hewey, Dewey, and Louie run into the kitchen.)
  • Dewey: There they are!
  • Donald: WHOOOAAAAA! (door shuts) (crash) OH!
  • (Uncle Scrooge is taking cookies out of the oven, humming "O Tannenbaum".)
  • Louie: Let's eat!
  • Dewey: Yeah! Smells great!
  • Uncle Scrooge: OH NO, NO!
  • (Dewey bumps into Uncle Scrooge. The cookies fly up in the air.)
  • Uncle Scrooge: Look out!
  • Hewey, Dewey, and Louie: (clamoring)
  • (Uncle Scrooge catches the cookies with his tray.)
  • Dewey: Oh boy!
  • Hewey and Louie: Mine!
  • Hewey, Dewey, and Louie: Ah! Ooh! Awwww!
  • Hewey: Come on, Uncle Scrooge. Give us just one little cookie.
  • Uncle Scrooge: Oh, alright boys.
  • Hewey, Dewey, and Louie: (gasp)
  • Uncle Scrooge: You may each take one. After you eat a hearty and nutritious dinner!
  • Hewey, Dewey, and Louie: Aww...
  • (Cuts to Donald, Daisy, Scrooge, Hewey, Dewey, and Louie at the dinner table.)
  • Daisy: Well, that was delicious!
  • Dewey: (burp)
  • Hewey: (burp)
  • Louie: (burp)
  • Daisy: (chuckles) Donald, say something.
  • Donald: (burps)
  • Uncle Scrooge: Attention, everyone! Time for dessert! (claps hands)
  • (Two lights shine on a part of the table. A mechanical glove comes out holding a dish with a lid over it. The flap doors close, the glove goes back in, and the dish falls on the table.)
  • Uncle Scrooge: I just love that.
  • Donald: Cookies!
  • Daisy: Oh! Get off the table! Where are your manners?
  • (Uncle Scrooge cracks his fingers and lifts up the lid off the dish. There are no cookies on the dish.)
  • Uncle Scrooge: My cookies! What happened to my scrumptious silver dollar chocolate chip cookies?
  • (Hewey, Dewey, and Louie smile.)
  • Donald: Boys! How could you?
  • Hewey: Hey, aren't we innocent until proven guilty?
  • Donald: (slams the lid down on the dish) NO!
  • Daisy: OH!
  • Dewey: (gasp)
  • Hewey: (gasp)
  • Louie: (gasp)
  • Donald: You three march right upstairs, now!
  • Daisy: I'm sure the cookies were lovely, Uncle Scrooge.
  • Hewey: They were.
  • Donald: (leaps towards Hewey, Dewey, and Louie) JUST LET ME AT THEM!
  • (Uncle Scrooge and Daisy hold Donald down. Hewey, Dewey, and Louie run upstairs.)
  • Uncle Scrooge: Whoa, whoa!
  • Daisy: DONALD!
  • Uncle Scrooge: Don't make a big deal out of nothing!
  • Donald: (quacking angrily) LET ME GO!
  • Uncle Scrooge: Listen. I'll go talk to them.
  • (Cuts to Hewey, Dewey, and Louie in their beds. Uncle Scrooge knocks on their door.)
  • Louie: Come in.
  • (Uncle Scrooge comes in.)
  • Uncle Scrooge: Boys, I want to tell you something important.
  • Dewey: That you made us more cookies?
  • (Uncle Scrooge sits on their bed, glaring at them.)
  • Dewey: No, that might send the wrong message.
  • Uncle Scrooge: Listen, I don't want you three to make the same selfish choices that I made when I was your age.
  • Louie: But you turned out rich!
  • Uncle Scrooge: Rich because I was selfish.
  • Hewey, Dewey, and Louie: We wanna be rich and selfish too!
  • Uncle Scrooge: Ach. There's more to life than just money.
  • Hewey: There's owning a mansion with its own zip code.
  • Dewey: And having a private jet for every day of the week.
  • Louie: And an Olympic-sized swimming pool with your own submarine!
  • Uncle Scrooge: Yes, the submarine is a highlight. (chuckles) But you're missing the point! The one thing I wanted more than anything else, I never got. Because I never got on Santa's good list.
  • Dewey: Well, why didn't you just buy it?
  • Uncle Scrooge: You cannot buy being on Santa's list. Now hear me out, lads, because I'm losing my patience! It's simple. If you don't clean up your act, you won't get on Santa's list. If you're not on the list, you don't get presents.
  • Hewey, Dewey, and Louie: (gasp) Wha...
  • Uncle Scrooge: A little food for thought. (walks off) Night, night, boys. Pleasant dreams. (humming)
  • Hewey: Easy for you to say.
  • Louie: We made the good list, right?
  • Dewey: Absolutely. We've been very good this year.
  • (Cuts to a montage. The first clip shows Hewey on the armchair trying to catch a football.)
  • Hewey: I got it! I got it! (the football crashes through the window)
  • (The second clip shows Hewey, Dewey, and Louie washing Donald's car.)
  • Dewey: Hey, Uncle Donald, we've washed your car.
  • Donald: (opens up his car door and lots of water comes out) WHOA!
  • (The third clip shows Donald taking a shower.)
  • Donald: ♪Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo, doo-doo.♪
  • (Dewey flushes the toilet.)
  • Donald: WHOOOOAAA!
  • (Hewey runs off. The fourth clip shows Hewey, Dewey, and Louie wearing snorkels swimming up to Donald in his swimming ring enjoying his drink. Hewey removes the cap off of the swimming ring. The swimming ring deflates, sending Donald spinning around.)
  • Donald: (quacking)
  • (The fifth and final clip of the montage shows Dewey with a saw and Hewey's top in one piece of a wooden box and Louie's bottom in the other half.)
  • Hewey: Uncle Donald, come quick!
  • Donald: WAAH!
  • (Louie has his top come out of his box. Hewey, Dewey, and Louie laugh. Fades to Hewey, Dewey, and Louie laughing on their bed. Suddenly, they stop laughing.)
  • Hewey, Dewey, and Louie: We're doomed. (fall on their bed) Ohh...
  • Louie: There's no way we're on Santa's good list this year.
  • Hewey: I guess it's too late to change.
  • Louie: Yeah, it's Christmas Eve. ...So, you wanna put some frogs on Uncle Donald's bed?
  • Dewey: Maybe later, (sits up) but first I got a great idea. We'll write our own names on Santa's list.
  • Louie: (sits up) But, Santa lives way up at the North Pole.
  • Hewey: (sits up) Yeah. How are we going to get there? Migrate?
  • Dewey: Okay, feather head. What do you think is easier, cleaning up our act by tomorrow, or going to the North Pole?
  • Hewey: No contest. North Pole, here we come!
  • (Cuts to Hewey, Dewey, and Louie outside.)
  • Dewey: Ready? Let's roll!
  • (They get in a box. The box rolls down the stairs.)
  • Hewey, Dewey, and Louie: Ow! Oh! Ow! Ah! Oh!
  • (Dewey stamps "FRAGILE" on the box. A Frosty Frieght delivery truck comes, picks up the box, and drives off with it. As the truck drives, the camera zooms in on the Frosty Freight logo. Then it cuts to the Frosty Frieght logo on an airplane. Cuts to the box floating down to the North Pole with a parachute. The box goes down the middle mail chute. The box trips over the boxes and lands on the floor. Hewey, Dewey, and Louie come out.)
  • Louie: We made it!
  • Hewey: Whoa, next time, we mail ourselves first class.
  • (Hewey peeks through a door. Dewey and Louie peek out as well. They see elves making toys in Santa's workshop.)
  • Louie: Whoa! It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!
  • (One elf is putting stuffed bunnies in boxes through a tube. Another elf is inflating a ball. She gives it to another elf who puts it through the painting machine. Another elf pulls a lever that shoots balls in a cart through a tube.)
  • Hewey: Look at all these elves! (offscreen) We're never going to get away with this.
  • Dewey: We need a disguise!
  • Hewey: Let's move!
  • (Cuts to Hewey, Dewey, and Louie wearing elf hats.)
  • Elf #1: (offscreen) (to the tune of Jingle Bells) ♪...doh, doh, doh, doh, doh...♪
  • Hewey: Oh yeah, this'll work.
  • Elf Pushing Ball Cart: Hey, fellow elf? Can you give me a hand here?
  • Hewey: Yeah, right. Be right with you. Well, Dewey, how are we gonna find a list in this place?
  • Dewey: I'm workin' on it.
  • Louie: I can't see anything with this map in the way.
  • Hewey and Dewey: (gasp) A map?
  • (Hewey and Dewey turn around and see a big map of Santa's workshop.)
  • Hewey: Good work, Louie!
  • Dewey: Look! It says Santa's list (offscreen) right here! Let's move!
  • (Hewey, Dewey, and Louie run upstairs to the door with the room of Santa's list. Hewey, Dewey, and Louie stack on top of each other to reach the doorknob.)
  • Hewey: (grunting) It's locked.
  • Hewey, Dewey, and Louie: (fall) Whoa! Oof!
  • Dewey: Find Santa, and we find the key. Back to the map!
  • (Hewey, Dewey, and Louie run back to the map.)
  • Dewey: Santa's office, right next to the food court! Let's go!
  • (Hewey, Dewey, and Louie run to the door of Santa's office.)
  • Hewey: (offscreen; reading sign) "Nap Time: Do Not Disturb".
  • (Hewey touches the doorknob, but Dewey stops him.)
  • Dewey: Wait. You're gonna wake him. We gotta be super quiet.
  • (Cuts to Hewey, Dewey, and Louie opening the vent on the ceiling of Santa's office.)
  • Santa: (snoring)
  • Hewey: Oh yeah, super quiet.
  • Santa: Oh, check list. Feed reindeer.
  • Louie: There it is!
  • (Louie gets reeled down with a fishing pole.)
  • Louie: Next time, we draw straws.
  • Dewey: (gasp)
  • Louie: Whoooaaa!
  • (Dewey and Hewey hold onto the fishing pole. Louie stops falling, right above Santa's belly.)
  • Louie: Phew!
  • (Louie spins around to Santa's face.)
  • Santa: (yawns)
  • Louie: Eww! Hey, peppermint! With just a hint of mocha.
  • Hewey and Dewey: Quiet!
  • (Santa holds onto Louie. Hewey and Dewey pull him out.)
  • Louie: Whoa, whoa!
  • Santa: (scratching his butt) That hits the spot.
  • Louie: Whoa! (swings to Santa's desk) I got it! (swings to the fireplace) Whoaaa! Hot, hot, hot! WHOOAAAAA, ah!
  • (Louie flies into Santa's desk. The door closes on him.)
  • Dewey: Phew!
  • Hewey: Nothing can wake that guy.
  • Louie: (coughing)
  • (The phone rings. Santa wakes up.)
  • Santa: Huh? Wha?
  • Hewey: Except that.
  • (Santa walks over to his desk. Louie gives Santa the phone.)
  • Louie: It's for you.
  • Santa: Thank you.
  • Louie: You're welcome.
  • Santa: Hello?
  • Mrs. Claus: (on phone) SANTA! Now, don't you go back to napping! I know when you've been sleeping and I know when you're awake!
  • Santa: Oh, is it that time already? (sniffs) Hey, what are they cooking in the kitchen?
  • (Louie sniffs, but then sees its his smoking bottom. He quickly pats it.)
  • Santa: (offscreen) Mmm, smells like roast duck.
  • (Louie takes the key.)
  • Mrs. Claus: (on phone) Now don't dilly-dally here. You'd better kick it up a notch!
  • Santa: (onscreen) Yes, yes, of course. (offscreen) I-I'll be right down.
  • (Hewey and Dewey reel in the fishing line, but accidentally knock Santa's hat off his head.)
  • Santa: Oh! (bends down to pick up his hat)
  • Louie: (gets reeled up) Whoa, whoa, whoa!
  • (The ceiling vent slams shut.)
  • Santa: (looks up) Hmm?
  • (Hewey, Dewey, and Louie fly out of the vent.)
  • Dewey: Ah!
  • Hewey: Ooh!
  • Louie: Oh!
  • Dewey: (swipes key from Louie) Give me that!
  • (Cuts to Hewey, Dewey, and Louie running through a door.)
  • Dewey: Good list, here we come! (bumps into an elf pushing a cart with boxes of skateboards) Hey, careful, buddy!
  • (Skateboards fly out of the boxes.)
  • Elf Pushing Cart with Skateboard Boxes: Oh! That hurt!
  • (Hewey, Dewey, and Louie leap on the skateboards. They skate around the workshop. They pass by an elf. They go up a ramp. They go out on a conveyor belt with the boxes for the stuffed bunnies. They make the boxes fall off. They bump into a tube. Lots of stuffed bunnies shoot out like crazy. Hewey, Dewey, and Louie fly off the conveyor belt. They skate to the ball cart. They push the ball cart away.)
  • Elf #2: Hey! (balls fall on his head) Oh! Ooh! Ah! Eee! Wha! Ooh!
  • Louie: Don't drop that key!
  • Dewey: Relax! What could happen?
  • (Hewey, Dewey, and Louie crash into some boxes.)
  • Elf #3: Ah- Aww.
  • Mrs. Claus: (through nutcracker voicebox) Cleanup in action figures! All available, please assist! Except for you, of course, Santa. (nutcracker lower jaw closes)
  • Louie: Ohhh...
  • Hewey: Dewey, hey Dewey, you got the key? (offscreen) There it is!
  • Elf #3: It took forever to stack these Jail-Break Bob toys.
  • Hewey: Jail-Break Bob?
  • Jail-Break Bob: Let me out, see? I was framed, see?
  • Hewey: Uh-oh.
  • Jail-Break Bob: I didn't do it, see?
  • Elf #3: No worries. Accidents happen. We all gotta get these keys back into the jails. These dolls still has to be wrapped!
  • Dewey: But, uh... He lost the key to the men's room.
  • Elf #3: No problem. Which ever key doesn't fit is yours. Let's move.

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