The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Season: 4 - Episode: 3a
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00:00:03 [Sighs] - oh, well, see, I'm actually here-- - just one hug, paul, and my heart can rest easy. 00:00:16 [Sighs] - how 'bout I just give you a piece of hard candy? 00:00:20 You people like that stuff, right? 00:00:22 - [Whimpering] - ah! here we go! 00:00:27 - Oh. 00:00:29 - Oops. 00:00:30 I'll get that. 00:00:31 - [Blows raspberry] ..ha ha. 00:00:34 .. 00:00:35 The invisible duck. 00:00:37 Ha ha. 00:00:37 - [Blows raspberry] - I had the same problem yesterday after I ate a burrito. 00:00:48 - You know what? this isn't working. 00:00:50 I'll come back another time. 00:00:54 - I love you, son! 00:00:57 - This stupid duck has totally thrown me off my game. 00:01:01 - What's wrong, mister? 00:01:03 You look so sad. 00:01:05 - It's nothing. 00:01:06 - You want my soda? 00:01:08 - No, thanks. 00:01:09 - No, really. you can have it. 00:01:11 - That's the nicest-- that isn't that nasty generic cola, is it? 00:01:16 - No, it's name brand. 00:01:18 - Oh, that's the nicest-- - [blows raspberry] - no! it wasn't me, dagnab it! 00:01:26 - [Blows raspberry] ! it was the ding-dong duck! 00:01:29 - [Blows raspberry] - look at me body! 00:01:31 I ain't got no guts, nothing! 00:01:34 ! 00:01:36 I'm a skeleton! 00:01:37 - [Screaming] - look at me body! 00:01:40 Look at it! look at it! 00:01:49 .. 00:01:50 .. 00:01:52 In for? 00:01:53 .. 00:01:56 For farting! 00:02:00 - Guard! 00:02:01 - Just the sound of it makes me so angry! 00:02:06 - Guard! 00:02:08 - Angry! 00:02:10 - Guard! 00:02:12 - All right, reaper, your bail is here. 00:02:14 - I came as soon as I got the call, yo. 00:02:16 - Oh, I knew I could count on you, irwin. 00:02:19 - Here you are, officer. 00:02:21 - Gee, thanks! 00:02:23 [Grus] ! 00:02:27 - $4.28. 00:02:28 - So, you like to be a jokester, do you, mr. funny guy? 00:02:33 Mr. comedian, eh? 00:02:34 - I don't understand! 00:02:36 - Well, the bail is $3,500. 00:02:39 - I was only trying to be helpful! 00:02:41 - Now, get out of my jail! 00:02:43 Out! 00:02:45 - Sorry, grim! 00:02:47 - Yeah! 00:02:48 Yeah, you'd better run! 00:02:50 I'd like to think I make a difference. 00:02:52 - That was wickety-whack, yo! 00:02:55 Hey, a duck! 00:02:57 [Horn honking] - come on, dude! 00:03:01 What's up, my main man? 00:03:02 You've been awful quiddity-quiet back there. 00:03:06 - This duck is kind of creeping me out, dad. 00:03:09 - What duck, dude? 00:03:10 - Yo. - don't be buggin', dude. 00:03:13 - Yo! - dude! 00:03:15 - Yo! - dude! 00:03:16 - Yo! - enough! 00:03:18 Granmama does not want to hear any more back sass out of you. 00:03:23 - Word! 00:03:24 - Sorry, granmama. 00:03:25 - [Blows raspberry] did you just break wind in front of your granmama? 00:03:29 - That wasn't me, yo. 00:03:30 It was the-- - [blows raspberry] - oh, baby! 00:03:33 Oh, that is just nasty! 00:03:35 - [Blows raspberry] - dang! please open up a window or something! 00:03:40 - [Blows raspberry] ! 00:03:45 - [Blows raspberry] - oh, goodness! 00:03:47 Someone please open a window and vent this nastiness out! 00:03:52 - [Blows raspberry] - dude! 00:03:54 - It's not me, yo! 00:03:56 - [Blows raspberry] - well, I think someone won't go to the baseball game if they keep lying! 00:04:02 - I did it! 00:04:03 It was all me! 00:04:04 I popped a fluffy! 00:04:05 I played the tushie trumpet! 00:04:07 I made a ham blast! 00:04:09 ! 00:04:12 - See, son. 00:04:13 It's all about accountability. 00:04:17 Now, we're not gonna have any more priddiddy-problems, are we, son? 00:04:21 - Goodness, I hope not. 00:04:23 - [Crowd noise] - commemorative goatee! 00:04:26 Get your commemorative goatee! 00:04:28 - These seats are the bomb, dude! 00:04:31 - Hush, child! 00:04:32 They're about to start the ceremony. 00:04:33 - I'd like to thank all the fans for coming out today to show their support for my goatee-- since this is my goatee's last game before it's traded to atlanta-- - [booing] - I think it would be fitting if we observed a moment of silence. 00:04:50 - [Blows raspberry] - it's that fat kid! 00:04:54 - Someone stop him! 00:04:55 He's mocking the goatee! 00:04:57 - It's not me! 00:04:59 - Uh, I think we better jittitty-jet. 00:05:02 - [Mob screaming] - why does this stuff always happen to me, ! 00:05:09 - I blame that hippity-hop music! 00:05:12 - [Yelling] - after which, the family was arrested, tom, I think it's safe to say this gassy kid will forever be known as the boy who ruined baseball. 00:05:25 - OH, tooty MacTootalot. 00:05:28 [Laughter] - or that. 00:05:33 - Well, at least thatcrazy duck went away, yo. 00:05:36 - Yeah. 00:05:36 But I wonder who will his next victim be. 00:05:39 - [Whistling] hey, a duck! 00:05:42 What the heck just happened? 00:05:44 - At the rate this duck is getting people into trouble, I predict this cell will be full in about 4 hours! 00:05:52 [Raspberry] man, he's working fast! 00:05:56 - I'm not even on this stupid show anymore! 00:05:58 - You know, I'm beginning to wonder if anybody can stop that demon duck. 00:06:04 " " - and then what? 00:06:10 - [Blows raspberry] - obviously someone was raised in a barn. 00:06:15 A fart barn! 00:06:23 - [Blowing raspberries] [inhales deeply] [blows raspberry] - young lady! 00:06:37 Is this any way to behave? 00:06:39 - No. I suppose not. 00:06:41 Walking up and yelling at someone while they're trying to work does seem kind of rude. 00:06:45 - [Raspberry] - young lady, I do not tolerate such behavior in my library. 00:06:50 - Well, then, that's really your problem, - [raspberry] - I will not stand for this! 00:06:56 - There's an empty chair right there! 00:06:59 - [Whistling] - look, lady, could you have your meltdown somewhere else? 00:07:02 I've got a report due tomorrow on the history of corn, and you're kind of distracting me. 00:07:09 - [Blowing raspberries] [raspberry] - mandy, i-- - [blows raspberry] - mandy? 00:07:26 - [Blows raspberry] - mandy, I need to know if-- - [raspberry] - [sighs] is everything ok at home? 00:07:36 - It's fine, sir. 00:07:37 - And you're eating ok? 00:07:39 Not too many beans or broccoli? 00:07:41 - I eat fine, sir. 00:07:42 - Mandy, I'm not called principal goodvibes just because I had my name legally changed to it. 00:07:47 I can be your friend. 00:07:49 - [Blows raspberry] - but you have to let me know if there's anything wrong! 00:07:52 - Nope. nothing, sir. 00:07:55 [Door opens] - sperg is at it again. 00:08:04 - You there! 00:08:05 What do you think you're doing? 00:08:06 Young man, this is not how we empower other's emotional well-being! 00:08:10 Sorry, mandy. 00:08:11 I have to take care of this. 00:08:12 system while I'm gone. 00:08:16 The microphone right there with the big red butn, don't touch it. 00:08:25 - Knock yourself out. 00:08:27 [Feedback whine] - [inhales deeply] [blows raspberry] - I though I was the only one around here allowed to cut the cheese. 00:08:41 - [Raspberry ends] - [cheering] - [blows raspberry] - you think you've won? 00:08:49 - [Blows raspberry] - you think you've humiliated me, broken me, driven me crazy, when every day of my life I've had to deal .. 00:09:01 Compared to that, you're just an insignificant pimple on the butt of the world's smallest amoeba. 00:09:07 You have no power over me. 00:09:09 - [Farts] - [groaning] " " - oh, look, mandy's home! 00:09:26 How was detention today? 00:09:28 - Only 74 more days to go. 00:09:30 [Raspberry] - man, that duck's been following you around for two weeks now-- morning, noon, and night. 00:09:35 - Actually, he disappeared after the first day. 00:09:39 .. 00:09:40 - [Fart] - oh, baby, that is just nasty!