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  • [first lines, as Zebedee hops down, looking around, the Zeebad puts a hand on the wall, then Zebedee continues hopping down]
  • Zeebad: [shoots by Zebedee] So long, Zebedee. [shoots at Zebedee]
  • Zebedee: [falls down, screaming] Zeebad! Only a bad dream.
  • [the music begins "Magic" by Pilot playing]
  • Zebedee: [hops down, revealing the screen] Everything seems fine. [hops away]
  • [the clouds appear]
  • Narrator: Can you imagine a faraway land where everybody is the best of friends? Well, here it is. And in this land, not entirely like our own, lived a puppy, Doogal, and the girl on the swing is his best friend Florence. Who else is there? Ermintrude the cow. There's Brian the snail. Brian loved Ermintrude. Florence and Doogal. And Florence and Doogal. Doogal and Florence. And that's Zebedee, the good wizard. Oh, Doogal! And here they all are together, and together is what this story is about.
  • [the poster zooms by Ermintrude, zooming out, then Doogal looks around, walking down, then he walks down, then walking down, looking at the clock, then he continues walking down, then he looks at Basil, Carol and Florence watching Ermintrude sing in an opera, then Florence looks at Doogal, then Ermintrude coughs, then he walks to Florence]
  • Florence: Doogal?
  • [Doogal stops down]
  • Florence: Doogal, I just knew you'd make it.
  • Doogal: Oops.
  • Carol: They're about to start rehersal.
  • Doogal: Oh, yeah. Sure, Florence. I wouldn't miss it for the world.
  • Florence: Well, you'd better not think you're getting some candy just for showing up.
  • Doogal: Candy? Who needs candy? Not me. I quit this morning.
  • Florence: Hmm. I believe that when I see it.
  • [the music begins playing]
  • Florence: Ermintrude is about to begin. Be nice.
  • Doogal: Not again.
  • Florence: [whispering] I said nice!
  • [Ermintrude sings along to the music, then Florence looks at Basil and Carol, then Brian watches Ermintrude sing along, then Doogal looks around, then he looks at the clock, then Ermintrude hits Dylan]
  • Dylan: Two, three, four! Crank it, Mr. Rusty!
  • [the music begins "You Really Got Me" playing]
  • Dylan: [singing] Girl, you reall got me goin', you got me so I don't know what I'm doin'! Shake that T-Bone! [singing] Girl, you really got me now! You got me so I can't sleep tonight! Hit it, Dairy Queen.
  • Both: [singing] Oh, yeah, you really got me now. You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'!
  • Florence: [looks around, noticing that Doogal isn't there] Doogal? Doogal?
  • Both: [singing] Oh, yeah, you really got me now! You are a singin' dancin' bovine! You really got me! You really got me! You really got me!
  • [Doogal takes the nail, putting the nail down, then the man walks down, then Doogal runs down, then the Mr. Grimsdale deflates the tire]
  • Mr. Grimsdale: Whoa! Hey! Whoa!
  • Doogal: [to the tire] Oh, man, would you like that? What an unforseeable accident! That's a pretty bad flat. We're looking at a multiple abrasion friction gash.
  • Mr. Grimsdale: Huh! I didn't know you were a qualified mechanic, Doogal.
  • Doogal: Of course! If you bring me an air pump, some glue, four water skis, a trombone, and a package of Jawbreakers, I might just be able to help you out.
  • Mr. Grimsdale: [laughing] I am lucky you are here. Oh! Can you take care of my things?
  • Doogal: No problem. I'll take care of them all right.
  • [Mr. Grimsdale walks down]
  • Doogal: Hmm. I think I'll take care of those lollipops, and then those candy canes, and then those jellybeans! Oh, Doogal's in heaven! [rides on a motorcycle, riding down, screaming]
  • Brian: [jumping up] Encore! Encore!
  • Ermintrude: Thank you. Thank you to the snail in the first row.
  • Doogal: [bumps the building, bumping around, riding down, then riding around] It's okay, Ermintrude! You're doing great! [bumps on the road]
  • [Carol screams, then Basil and Carol run to the carousel]
  • Doogal: Watch out, Florence!
  • [Florence runs to the carousel, then Doogal jumps off the cart]
  • Doogal: Sorry.
  • [the cart lands in the carousel]
  • Brian: Well, looks like Doogal strikes again.
  • [the carousel starts to explode]
  • Brian: Uh-oh. Oh, gee, that's not good.
  • [the cart shakes on the carousel, then the carousel explodes, spinning faster in reverse, then Carol screams]
  • Basil: Oh!
  • Carol: No!
  • Florence: Everyone hang on!
  • Narrator: Now, there's something you need to know about this carousel. It was magical.
  • Carol: [off screen] I can't get off!
  • Narrator: And it had something dark and dangerous locked inside.
  • [Mr. Rusty opens the door, then the gears freeze]
  • Zeebad: [pops out the carousel] Free at last!
  • [Sam flies away]
  • Narrator: That was Zeebad, the evil wizard Zebedee locked away years ago before he could freeze the world.
  • Doogal: Oh, no! Florence!
  • Dylan: What a trip, man. Buzkill.
  • Ermintrude: When Florence gets out of there, you are gonna be grounded for a life.
  • Florence: Oh, no! Doogal, what's happening?
  • Doogal: Florence, are you all right?
  • Florence: Doogal, it's cold.
  • Doogal: Don't worry, Florence. We'll get you out of there.
  • Brian: What are we gonna do?
  • All: Zebedee! Zebedee! Zebedee!
  • Zebedee: [appears from twirling around] Whatever's the matter, my friends?
  • Brian: Zebedee...
  • Ermintrude: ...something terrible has happened.
  • Dylan: Look.
  • Zebedee: Oh, no! I've hoped this day would never come.
  • Doogal: What? Tuesday? But Tuesdays are great.
  • Zebedee: No, Doogal, the day Zeebad escapes.
  • Doogal: Zeebad? But he's just a shaggy dog story.
  • Zebedee: I'm afraid not, Doogal. He's all too real, coldhearted, tyrannous, and cruel, and now you've released him.
  • [Zeebad falls down]
  • Moose: Oh, right on! The Blue Man Group's back in town. [sniffs at Zeebad] Two words, sir, personal hygiene. [farts at Zeebad, walking away, then looking at the flower] Mmm. Don't mind if I do.
  • [Zeebad shoots at the moose, turning the skin into blue]
  • Moose: What the...?
  • [Zeebad's moustache electrocutes, then the moose runs away]
  • Zeebad: Soon it will be nice and frozen everywhere, just like it was before Zebedee ruined everything. Now, if I recall, I checked some baggage on that flight. [hops by Sam, electrocuting him] Booya!
  • Sam: Hello!
  • Zeebad: Nice! You'll do fine. Loyal. Brainless. And I've got to admit, I like the moustache. And you'll obey my every command!
  • Sam: Yeah, all right.
  • Zeebad: This ain't the ballet, nutcracker.
  • Sam: Don't have the shoes for it, sir.
  • Zeebad: Now, march!
  • Sam: Capital idea!
  • Zeebad: [laughing, then singing] I don't know, but I've been told, we're gonna make the world real cold!
  • Sam: Ten-hut! I call this one the Spin Cycle. Look at that, I'm great. I'm average. No, I'm terrible. [falls down]
  • Zeebad: This is not gonna work.
  • Sam: I'm sorry, has anyone seen my...
  • [the stick hits Sam, laying down]
  • Zeebad: Interns. Ten-hut!
  • Sam: [gets up] I'm back!
  • Zeebad: Before you put an eye out.
  • Sam: Sam the Sidekick, ready to blindly follow orders, sir!
  • Zeebad: Solid. Now, here's the dealio, Sam. I have to get my hands on three totally awesome diamonds so I can rule the world. You're gonna help me. Pain, misery, and torment will be on your daily to-do list. And your only break will be death! [laughs]
  • Sam: Oh, drag. Can I ask about holidays?
  • Zeebad: Three weeks, in summer.
  • Sam: That's off the hook, sir!
  • Zeebad: Not that it'll ever be summer again. [laughing] It's a bit of a loophole. If you don't like it, talk to H.R. Anywho, let's see what Zebedee-doo-dah is up to.
  • Sam: [off screen] Oh, what do you got in there?
  • Zeebad: Well, well. He's amassed an army, the dog, a cow, a snail, I'm doomed. Animals will be harmed in the making of this film. Now to my hideout, the diamonds.
  • [cut to Zebedee]
  • Zebedee: Only be returning the enchanted diamonds to their original places on the roundabout will you defeat Zeebad. But if he finds them first, he will use them to freeze the sun.
  • [they all gasp]
  • Zebedee: [reveals the map] You must head north into the mountains. There is no time to waste.
  • Dylan: Whoa! A hot map.
  • Ermintrude: Okay, you want us to go after the diamonds, cool. But what we supposed to do, take the bus or something?
  • [Zebedee reveals the button, then they gasp]
  • Dylan: Okay, that's a box with a button on it.
  • [Zebedee presses the button]
  • Ermintrude: Did you see that? He just pressed the magic button and made a train! Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!
  • Train: You got it. I'm a train, and you're not.
  • Zebedee: Take good care of this little box of tricks. It may save you in your hour of need.
  • Doogal: Florence, we'll find those diamonds and get you out here.
  • Florence: I believe in you, Doogal. Remember, it's not your fault. Don't blame yourself.
  • Ermintrude: No. Leave that to us.
  • Brian: All aboard!
  • Florence: Don't worry, you guys. I know Doogal's gonna save us.
  • [Train chugs backward, losing his car]
  • Carol: Uh-oh.
  • Basil: We're in so much trouble.
  • Train: Woops. Sorry. [connects the car back, then they all chug away]
  • Narrator: And so, while Zebedee searched for Zeebad, Doogal and his friends set out to find the enchanted diamonds. Doogal knew that if he didn't find them, he might never see Florence again.
  • Doogal: I'm so sorry, Florence.
  • [cut to the map, then Train continues chugging down]
  • Brian: [off screen] Doogal?
  • Doogal: Yeah?
  • Brian: You shouldn't feel guilty just because this is all your fault.
  • Doogal: Me?
  • Brian: Oop. Sorry. That didn't come out right.
  • Doogal: My fault? What did I do?
  • Ermintrude: Other than busting up the merry-go-round and trapping Florence and those children, causing the escape of a maniac so he could run around and freeze the sun? Other than that, nothing.
  • Doogal: All I wanted was to get my paws on some candy.
  • Dylan: Yeah. It starts off with candy bars, man, maybe a Snickers fun-size and before you know it, you've eaten all the Three Musketeers and their families.
  • Brian: Oh, yeah.
  • Dylan: Maybe you've got, like, a problem, my furry friend.
  • Doogal: No, I don't. And I'm not gonna rest until I've done everything in my power to make things right.
  • Ermintrude: [off screen] Oh, it's getting cold!
  • [cut to the camp]
  • Narrator: As our heroes made camp for the night, none of them had any idea as to the danger that lurked in the shadows.
  • Ermintrude: Doogal! Do you get tired of watching us work? You gonna help us put up the tents?
  • Doogal: Uh, no. You guys are doing a wonderful job. I mean, keep up the good work. I'd just be in the way. Oh, and who's making dinner tonight? 'Cause I'm getting kinda hungry.
  • [Brian puts the sticks down, then Dylan continues pounding]
  • Doogal: Oh, I see. The silent treatment, huh? Well, fine! I got my own camp over here, and it's awesome. I don't need you guys.
  • Brian: Ahh. The full moon. What do say, Ermintrude? Feel like jumping over it with me? Ermintrude?
  • Ermintrude: I can't believe I'm missing my big show tonight! Ooh, these hills have some phenomenal acoustics. Let me hear you say... [singing] Hey! Oh! Ho! Oh! Say ho!
  • [the icicles vibrate]
  • Doogal: Look out!
  • Brian: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I slimed my shell.
  • [the icicle lands on the chocolate]
  • Doogal: Are you happy now? Your singing killed my chocolate.
  • Ermintrude: All right, y'all. Beauty sleep time. Not that I need it. Dylan! [to Dylan, sleeping] Dylan!
  • Dylan: What's up, Doc?
  • Ermintrude: It's bedtime.
  • Dylan: Thank you. I might've slept right through it.
  • Doogal: Someone should guard the camp, and I was thinking.
  • Brian: Good. You're on.
  • Doogal: What?
  • Ermintrude: Night, y'all.
  • Doogal: But, uh...
  • [Dylan sleeps]
  • Doogal: Alone? Come on, Train. [hears the Train's fart]
  • Train: Oops! I tooted.
  • Brian: No, no, no, no, no! Master Chief ate it!
  • [Doogal continues continues walking down, then we zoom up at the top]
  • Doogal: Look at me. I'm all alone, guarding against the cold. Watchdog! What's wrong with a snail? Or a watch cow? [hears Moose bleating] Uh, who goes there? Don't make me bite you.
  • Moose: Yeah, that's scary.
  • Doogal: Back up. I.. I know dog-fu.
  • Moose: Yeah. Listen, man, there's this hostile little blue guy with an...
  • [Zeebad appears]
  • Doogal: Who's that?
  • Moose: [whispering] There he is.
  • Doogal: Zebedee, is that you? Uh...
  • Zeebad: Yes! [grabs Doogal, putting him in a cage] Good boy.
  • Brian: [off screen] Doogal! Here, Doogal, Doogal, Doogal!
  • Dylan: [off screen] This is not cool, dude! We're worried about you, man!
  • Brian: Whoa! Hey, look! Tracks! I think they were left by feet.
  • Dylan: Wait. I've seen these before. They can only be made by the ambominable...
  • [the moose stamps on the ground]
  • Dylan: ...moose?
  • Brian: Don't worry. I speak Moose, everyone. Hey, buddy. Ma-ma say, ma-ma sah, ma-ma say soo kah.
  • Moose: Yeah, dude. Su-sussudio and In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida! Come on!
  • Ermintrude: You're wasting your time, Brian! Whoever heard of a talking moose, huh?
  • [Moose snorts]
  • Brian: He says he'll grant us three wishes if we stand...
  • Moose: I said I know where the dog is!
  • Brian: Doogal! He knows where Doogal is! Come on! Hurry!
  • [they all walk down, then cut to Sam, Zeebad and Doogal]
  • Sam: Nice weapon, sir. I just hope we never have to fight someone at room temperature.
  • Doogal: [off screen] You're gonna be in big trouble when Zebedee gets here.
  • Zeebad: Too bad no one knows you're here. Now, dog, tell me everything.
  • Doogal: Well, I was very happy puppy. My first memories of catching tennis balls with Florence. And then, as I grew up...
  • Zeebad: Pipe down! Tell me about the diamonds! If you care about your friends at all, you'll give me the secret location of the super-powered bling-bling!
  • Doogal: Well, you're wasting our time. I don't even have a map.
  • Zeebad: So, there's a map, huh? [laughing]
  • Doogal: Oh! Uh, no, no, no, no, no! No map.
  • Zeebad: You know, I wonder how long it would take for a little girl to freeze solid inside a merry-go-round?
  • [cut to Florence]
  • Florence: Doogal!
  • Doogal: Florence! Stay away from her!
  • Zeebad: Look. Help me help you help the girl! The map!
  • Doogal: Forget it, Frosty!
  • Zeebad: Ooh! Tough guy. Sam, put down the lint roller!
  • Sam: I'm sorry. There's just dog hair everywhere. [puts the stuff on the table]
  • Zeebad: I need you to work this mutt until he talks. Get busy.
  • Sam: Right! "B" to the "izzy." Uh, look. this torture's stuff a bit new to me, so, uh, what is it you're most afraid of?
  • Doogal: Oh, uh, hmm.
  • Zeebad: Okay. World domination speech. Hello, citizens of the world. Yes!
  • Doogal: Oh, this is awful! No! No more!
  • Zeebad: Oh, good, Sam. Enjoy yourself.
  • Doogal: Oh! No more, please!
  • Sam: [puts it in Doogal's mouth] 26! Oh...
  • Doogal: I can't stand it!
  • Sam: [puts it in Doogal's mouth] 27! Oh, you possibly can't take much more of this. You've eaten 27 caramels already!
  • Doogal: You'll have to make me eat a hundred before I tell you anything!
  • Zeebad: [laughing] And of course I'll be renaming the planet Iceland. Eh, no. That's taken. Uh, Planet Freeze! Uh, Chilly Town! Nah. Frost-topia. We'll bring in some focus groups. We'll workshop.
  • [Ermintrude lows down, getting tied in a rope, then Train moves down]
  • Doogal: Please! No more!
  • Sam: You have quite a tolerance for pain!
  • [Ermintrude falls on Sam]
  • Zeebad: Huh?
  • Doogal: Ohh! Ow! Ohh! I can't feel my paws!
  • [Zeebad laughs, then Ermintrude gets up off of Sam]
  • Ermintrude: You all right?
  • Sam: No, not too bad. I rather...
  • [the door hits Sam]
  • Zeebad: Oh! And my face will be on all the money! We'll call them Zee-bills. Blue will be the new green. Yes.
  • Doogal: No! Leave me alone, you evil, evil fiend!
  • Ermintrude: Doggy-dog, are you out of your mind? We tryin' to bust you out of this joint!
  • Doogal: Could you come back in five minutes? I think I can get some lollipops out of him.
  • Dylan: Okay. Back it up, man. Okay. Take her back, take her back!
  • Zeebad: Finish him off, Sam. It's time we... [looks at the cage, noticing that Doogal isn't there] Where's the dog? How did you lose something that was in a cage?
  • Sam: You're absolutely right, sir. My bad. Not prepared for the falling cow.
  • Zeebad: Huh? [looks at Ermintrude and Doogal, grabbing the tail] Not so fast.
  • Ermintrude: Get your hands off the merchandise, Slick! There's no way to treat a diva!
  • Brian: Ermintrude!
  • [Train tries to pull Ermintrude back up]
  • Ermintrude: Help!
  • [Brian dives at Zeebad, then he bites the arm]
  • Dylan: Back it up! Back it up!
  • Zeebad: How nice of you to drop in!
  • Brian: Don't ever touch my girlfriend again!
  • [the heart drops on Zeebad]
  • Sam: What's this? The cow and the snail, classic romance.
  • Zeebad: Follow them.
  • [cut to the mountain]
  • Doogal: Come on, guys. Let's keep moving. Let's keep moving. We've got to get out of here fast!
  • Ermintrude: Doogal, you know I love your hairy hide, but just once can you try to stay of trouble?
  • [they all slide down, then the music begins "Spinning Around" by Goldust playing, then they all slide down, then Brian jumps around, then they all slide in a tunnel, then they look at the light]
  • Doogal: Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
  • [Train loses his car]
  • Brian: Stop!
  • [they all stop to the mountain]
  • Dylan: Man! That's deep!
  • Brian: I slimed my shell.
  • Zeebad: You took the words right out of my mouth! Sam?
  • Sam: Yes?
  • Zeebad: Your sword.
  • Sam: Sir. En garde! [fights at Dylan, swinging around]
  • Dylan: Hey, man, give peace a chance!
  • Zeebad: Nobody can save you now! [laughing]
  • All: Zebedee! Zebedee! Zebedee!
  • [Zebedee appears]
  • Zeebad: You!
  • Zebedee: So, we meet again.
  • Zeebad: Indeed. I've waited 10,000 years for my revenge, and as you know, revenge is a dish best served cold.
  • [they both grin, then Zeebad electrocutes, then Zebedee puts fire out, then Zeebad fights Zebedee, then Zebedee jumps over, then Zebedee jumps high, then Zebedee attacks, then Zeebad jumps up, then they spin around, then they put the springs on Zebedee and Zeebad, then Zeebad falls down]
  • Dylan: Way to go, Zebedee! You know, I think the spring has sprung!
  • [they all walk down]
  • Sam: Hey! Where do you think you're going?
  • Zebedee: Sam! Sam, stop! Think about what you're doing!
  • Sam: But I've got a job now. I'm not just a fixture merry-go-round. I'm a soldier!
  • Zebedee: You may wear a soldier's uniform, Sam, but it's what's inside that counts.
  • Doogal: Zebedee, look out!
  • [Zeebad shoots at Sam]
  • Sam: Good shot, sir!
  • Zebedee: Run! Run!
  • Brian: Come on, gang! Here's our chance!
  • [they all run down]
  • Ermintrude: Aah! Not again!
  • [Doogal and Train charge at Sam]
  • Zeebad: [attacks by Zebedee] Just stand still!
  • [Zebedee dodges Zeebad's attacks, then they both attack, then he attacks Zebedee]
  • Zeebad: [attacks Zebedee] Your days in the sun are over, Zebedee! You know, there can only be one spring to rule them all, and I am the Lord of the Springs. [zaps the iceberg]
  • Doogal: Wait! Zebedee's in trouble!
  • Zebedee: No! Save yourselves!
  • Doogal: What'll we do? What'll we do?
  • Brian: Well, we can't leave him. To the rescue!
  • Zebedee: You've got to find the diamonds! [zaps at the top]
  • [the rocks fall down]
  • Zeebad: [cuts the part] You know, Zebedee, I've been thinking. You been working so hard, puttin' in the hours, it's time to take a break. [waves at Zebedee]
  • Zebedee: [falls down] Get the diamonds!
  • Doogal: No!
  • Ermintrude: We don't have a choice. We have to go now. There's nothing more we can do here.
  • [Doogal cries, then they walk down]
  • Dylan: Come on, Doog.
  • Ermintrude: Hurry.
  • [Zeebad laughs, then Sam clears throat, laughing]
  • Zeebad: No, Sam, the evil laugh really comes from the back of the throat.
  • [cut to the gang]
  • Narrator: None of them wanted to believe it, but in his heart, Doogal knew it was true. Zebedee had gone forever.
  • Ermintrude: I can't believe he's really gone.
  • Dylan: Zeb's dead, baby. Zeb's dead.
  • Doogal: But Zebedee's magic is the only thing that can stop Zeebad.
  • Ermintrude: What are we gonna do?
  • Brian: Be strong, Ermintrude. We have to be brave. The world is counting on us. After all, that was Zebedee's dying wish.
  • [Train continues chugging down]
  • Dylan: What are we gonna do? Without Zebedee, we're nothing.
  • Ermintrude: Yeah. Then we should just give up.
  • Doogal: No! Brian's right! We're gonna save our world! Dylan, where's the map?
  • Dylan: It's right here.
  • Brian: There, head for the tallest mountain, straight ahead!
  • Doogal: That's the spirit, everyone. It would take a sea of boiling lava to keep us from those diamonds now!
  • [cut to the lava]
  • Doogal: No way.
  • Ermintrude: Hey, look on the bright side, when the rest of the world freezes over, we could all live here.
  • Doogal: This can't be the end. I've got to save Florence!
  • Ermintrude: Well, then, we can't leave without the diamond, and it's somewhere over there.
  • Dylan: Hey, Doogal, aren't dogs supposed to, like, fetch?
  • Doogal: Not me. The only tricks I know are "Sit, Doogal," and chasing my tail till I pass out.
  • Ermintrude: And I'm allergic to being burnt up. What about Dylan? He's got nine lives.
  • Dylan: Yeah. That's a cat, genius.
  • Brian: Enough! [clears throat] We should all go together.
  • Doogal: Or one of us stays here, in case something happens.
  • Train: He's not a dog, he's a chicken.
  • Doogal: Hmm? All right, all right. I understand. You don't want to go without your leader.
  • Ermintrude: Ooh! Is anybody else hot?
  • Narrator: The bridge was very, very high. The path was very, very narrow. The lava was very, very hot. Do you think they were scared? Wouldn't you be?
  • [Trains knocks some rocks, falling down, then Train continues chugging down]
  • Doogal: Careful!
  • Train: It's okay. This is gonna be a snap. [breaks the ledge]
  • [they all look at the lava]
  • Both: No!
  • Dylan: Hang on! Hang on!
  • Doogal: Up! Pull us up!
  • Brian: Dylan, do something!
  • Doogal: [off screen] Give it some gas!
  • Dylan: I don't know what to do! Watch out! What does this one do? Up, down, up, down?!
  • Train: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can! [pulls Doogal and Ermintrude up] Hey! I can!
  • Ermintrude: That wasn't even funny!
  • Train: [crosses by the hole] Excuse me. Pardon me.
  • 'Dylan: Okay, no need to panic. Now! Now panic, everybody!
  • [they all chug faster]
  • Train: [slides down] Whoa!
  • Dylan: That was awesome! Could we go again? Can we? Can we go again?
  • [they all walk to the diamond]
  • Doogal: Guys! Hey, guys, over here! Hurry up! I can see it!
  • Ermintrude: Look at it! It's beautiful!
  • Doogal: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the first diamond. And you guys thought we couldn't do it.
  • Dylan: I hope I am pure at heart enough. [takes the diamond out] Woop! Just kind of pops right out. My precious! Kidding!
  • Brian: There's a picture inside of it.
  • [the diamond reveals Basil, Carol, and Florence]
  • Basil: What... What if they never come back?
  • Carol: I'm so cold!
  • Florence: Come on, we can't give up hope.
  • Doogal: Look! It's Florence!
  • Florence: Strange. For a second there, I thought I heard something. Oh. Never mind. I couldn't have been.
  • Doogal: She heard me? Florence, it's me, Doogal! You've got to hang on!
  • Florence: Doogal, is that you? I... I can't hear you!
  • Doogal: No, come back!
  • Florence: Doogal!
  • Doogal: Florence!
  • Florence: Doogal!
  • Doogal: She's my best friend. If Florence doesn't make it, I don't know how I will. Ohh.
  • [Zeebad lands by the gang, laughing]
  • Dylan: Ohh!
  • Zeebad: [grabs the diamond] For me? And I didn't get you anything. And now, the map.
  • Ermintrude: Who said anything about a map, huh?
  • [Zeebad laughs]
  • Dylan: Oh, Doogal, you didn't.
  • Doogal: But they tortured it out of me.
  • Zeebad: Yes, and we're proud of our work. Let's have it.
  • [Dylan looks at the pants]
  • Zeebad: I'm sorry. Where's my head? Please?
  • Brian: Over my dead body.
  • Zeebad: See, Sam? Try to be civil, use the "P" word, I guess I'll have to get the garlic butter!
  • Brian: You're bluffing.
  • Zeebad: Look, it's the map, ore you're snail parmesan.
  • Ermintrude: You mess with the snail and you talkin' to the cow! Here. Take this stupid map. [takes the map to Zebad]
  • Doogal: You can't read it. It's in Pig Latin.
  • Zeebad: Oh, really? Ice-nay Y-tray. I studied Pig Latin in "Ice School," dog. Sorry we can't stay, but we know how it is. Diamonds to find, planets to freeze.
  • Sam: Been nice seeing you all again. [runs to Zeebad]
  • Zeebad: We're gonna play a little game called Break the Bridge.
  • Sam: Sounds like fun, sir. What's the objective?
  • Zeebad: Just follow me!
  • Sam: Like this, sir? [hops like a kangaroo]
  • Zeebad: Ten-hut! Yes!
  • Sam: Hello! [continues hopping down, then the bridge starts to splinter] Hi! [looks at the bridge splintering] Ohh! This is a bad game! [runs down, then jumping over, then he falls closer to the lava] Ohh!
  • Zeebad: [saves Sam from falling closer to the lava, laughing, then Sam looks at the pieces falling down] Good work, Sam! I should give you a raise!
  • Sam: Yes, sir.
  • Dylan: Dude, that's guy's, like, totally villainous, man. What is up with that? I mean, did he not get enough structure as a kid, I don't know...?
  • Doogal: How are we ever gonna get out of here?
  • Ermintrude: That's it! Show's over. We're finished! Just as I was about to hit it big!
  • Doogal: You are big.
  • Ermintrude: Thanks, Doogie, but I want to go out sining in Aretha, not grilled up like some big old sirloin steak.
  • Dylan: Hey, now, wait. Might I remind you that we are carrying a secret weapon.
  • Brian: You mean our faith in each other and the power of friendship?
  • Dylan: Sure, that, and... Zebedee's magic box!
  • Doogal: Cool!
  • Dylan: Now, if I could just get my head around how to work this thing. Did Zebedee give anyone the instructions?
  • All: Just press the button!
  • Dylan: Okay! Chill! [press the button]
  • [the car reveals the boat]
  • Doogal: A boat. Great. And now we'll just sail away on the boiling lava.
  • Dylan: Wait, wait, wait, wait. I've got a set of tools. Anyone seen Pimp My Boat?
  • Brian: He's really lost it this time.
  • Ermintrude: Ooh, this heat is makin' my skin all leathery! I must look like a walking handbag!
  • [the music begins "Simply Wonderful" by Goldust playing]
  • Brian: Oh, no, Ermintrude. I think you look, that is, I find you. Look, in case we don't make it out of here, I just want you to know that...
  • Dylan: [off screen] Hey, anyone need a lift?
  • Brian: Whoa!
  • Narrator: Dylan had made a balloon out of the tents, a harebrained idea, you might say. A rather good one, if you ask me.
  • [they all fly down]
  • Ermintrude: Bunny, bunny, bunny! A flying boat? Not bad. That's some smart thinking.
  • Dylan: It's all about altitude over attitude, Ermin-dude.
  • Brian: Excuse me. We still have one small problem. We have no idea where we're going.
  • Doogal: Brian's right. We could drift around here for years.
  • Dylan: Or, we could just, like, follow them.
  • Sam: [singing] Take one down, watch it, it's hot! 98 kettles of tea on the wall! [in high pitch] 98 kettles of tea on the wall! 98 kettles of tea... No more kettles of tea on the wall! All right, next song. Any requests?
  • Zeebad: How about "The Sound of Silence"?
  • Sam: Okay. You'll have to harmonize. I'll take the high notes, and...
  • Zeebad: No, Sam. Zip it. I gotta get my head on straight about these diamonds. The map only tells us so much. If I fail, we're in for a world of green fields, and flowers, and all kinds of...
  • Sam: And trees, and rainbows, and fuzzy little bunny rabbits with big heads!
  • Zeebad: Just pipe down and row, Garfunkel! [echoing] Garfunkel! Soon, I will have ultimate power. There'll be no sun! And I'll get a blue Humvee that reads "Ice Man" on the side of it. Booya! [laughing]
  • [Sam laughs]
  • Zeebad: Sam, you're ruining the moment.
  • Sam: [off screen] Sorry, sir. [continues rowing down]
  • Brian: Is that a falling star, Trude?
  • Ermintrude: Falling?! Do not talk about falling when we are floating prerilously above the earth in a homemade balloon!
  • Brian: Hmm. Okay. Aren't the stars beautiful?
  • Ermintrude: Mm-hmm. So beautiful!
  • Brian: Wouldn't you love to be one of them?
  • Ermintrude: I'd give anything.
  • Brian: You'd make a wonderful star.
  • Ermintrude: Oh, Brian. Now you're just playing with me.
  • Brian: So serene. So heavenly.
  • Ermintrude: Traveling everywhere in a limo!
  • Brian: Always looking down on everyone.
  • Ermintrude: Ohhh, yes!
  • Dylan: [yawning] We should get some sleep, man.
  • Doogal: Seriously, is that all you think about?
  • Dylan: Well, only when I'm awake.
  • Doogal: I can't sleep. I'm too worried about Florence. She's so helpless without me. She must be petrified.
  • Dylan: Pet... fried? Bad karma!
  • Doogal: It's just, we're a team. Whatever we do, we do it together. My life would be quite empty without me there.
  • Dylan: Yeah. Me sleepy now.
  • Doogal: During scary thunderstorms, she insists I sleep on the bed with her... for her protection. And she just loves to throw a tennis ball. And who's always there to bring that back, just so that she can have the enjoyment of throwing it again? I'm telling you, Dylan, I bet she really misses that. Really. Really. I know I do.
  • [cut to the island, zooming at the temple]
  • Dylan: Hey, guys, Skull Island. It looks just like it does in the movies.
  • Ermintrude: Ice. That means more Zeebad.
  • Brian: Something strange is definitely afoot.
  • Dylan: Oh, it's definitely afoot. Hope Kong's not awake.
  • Doogal: Guys, this place looks kind of creepy. Maybe we should circle the island again.
  • [cut to Sam and Zeebad]
  • Sam: Ah! We're a couple of Tomb Raiders, aren't we, sir?
  • Zeebad: There we go. Welcome to the Aztec Galleria Mall. Let's bounce.
  • [the leaves hit Sam]
  • Sam: Hold up, sir. Hold up. After me, sir. It could be dangerous, and I've got a sixth sense. [presses the button]
  • Zeebad: Yes, and you almost lost three through five. Why don't you use some common sense? I'm gonna go check for hieroglyphics. Ah, here we go. Men's room, food court... Ha! Booby-trapped lobby.
  • Sam: Well, that was a bad idea. Someone could get hurt walking through here.
  • Dylan: [off screen] Land, ho!
  • Zeebad: What was that?
  • [they both walk down, then they look at the balloon]
  • Zeebad: They're still alive?!
  • Sam: Well, wax my moustache!
  • Zeebad: It's perfect! It'll be like mice in a mousetrap. They'll clear the way, and then we just stroll in and get the cheese. [pushes Sam]
  • Sam: Quite evil of you, sir!
  • Doogal: Are you sure we're sure about this? It's not too late to turn around. Or...
  • [they land on the ground, then Train lands on the ground]
  • Doogal: Sorry.
  • Ermintrude: Hey!
  • Doogal: Look at all these cool plants!
  • [the plant hisses at Doogal]
  • Doogal: Ohh!
  • Dylan: We should, like, send Zeebad a bouquet.
  • Brian: I wonder where Zeebad is.
  • Dylan: I think we must have passed him. Nice one, Train.
  • Train: No worries, Rabbit.
  • Doogal: Wait here, and keep your pistons pumping. We're gonna need 'em for a quick getaway.
  • [Train blows his whistle two times, then they all walk down,then Zeebad laughs]
  • Ermintrude: Oh, look! Full of caveman pictures!
  • Doogal: It might just mean "Welcome," or "Aloha," or, uh...
  • [the blade appears]
  • Doogal: "Death to All Who Come Here."
  • Ermintrude: I know. Why don't you go on up ahead. We'll be right behind you, prayin'.
  • Brian: Oh, for Pete's sake, I'll go. It's amazing we've gotten far with all this whining sarcasm. If we put half as much work into the mission as we put into our bickering.
  • Doogal: I guess Brian really does have a backbone.
  • Brian: And here's an idea. Why don't we stop thinking just about ourselves and start paying attention to what's going on around us instead of living in our own little bubble. Nobody ever asks, "Brian, what do you think about politics? Brian, seen any good movied lately? Brian, are you any good at video games?" Because, yes, I am. I have excellent reflexes. But if I gotta hear one more joke about snail-mail or being shell-shocked, I think I'm gonna lose my cool! Because, honestly, the wrong words can be crushing.
  • [the rock falls down, then they all gasp]
  • Brian: Hmm. Let's go!
  • [the sword drops down, then the ball bounces and rolls down]
  • Ermintrude: I never thought I'd say this, but what a snail!
  • [cut to Train, chugging backward]
  • Narrator: You know when you have butterflies in your tummy? Well, the poor little train had butterflies in his boiler.
  • [Train chugs down, then he falls in the track, then cut to the gang]
  • Doogal: Hey!
  • All: Whoa!
  • Doogal: Anybody find the diamonds?
  • Dylan: Whoa, whoa! Let's use our inside voices, Doogal.
  • Brian: Start looking for clues.
  • Doogal: [sniffing] Hmm. This must be where they had all the luaus. [walks to the throne] Oh, a throne! The perfect place to enjoy my last piece of bubble gum. Oh, look. A recline button. [presses the button]
  • [the room starts to rumble]
  • Doogal: Oh, no!
  • Dylan: Dudes, what?
  • Brian: Whoa! What? Oh, look!
  • [Zeebad looks at the claw grabbing the yellow diamond, then the lasers turn on, then the door closes]
  • Dylan: Cool light show!
  • [Doogal eats gum]
  • Dylan: Very Pink Floyd.
  • Brian: No! They're alarm beams. Someone has to get through to the diamond.
  • Doogal: But I'm chewing my gum.
  • Dylan: I'm a little jumpy.
  • Ermintrude: Didn't y'all here Brian before? I'll do it!
  • [the music begins "Watch Her Move" by Goldust playing]
  • Ermintrude: I used to be a dancer, you know. Back when I was a Soul Train, I had all the moves.
  • Brian: Stop talking, Ermintrude, and please get me out of here!
  • [Ermintrude sneaks over the lasers]
  • Dylan: Om.
  • [Ermintrude walks over the lasers, then Dylan gulps, then Ermintrude continues sneaking over the lasers, the Doogal continues eating gum, then Ermintrude sneaks over the lasers, then Brian looks at Ermintrude]
  • Ermintrude: Oh! [gets up] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yow! [jumps over the lasers] Hoo! [falls down, crashing] I am so fly!
  • Doogal: [laughing] Sweet move! That was great!
  • [the gum bounces on the stairs]
  • All: No!
  • [the gum falls on the laser, turning the lasers off]
  • Doogal: Oops!
  • Brian: Ohh! [looks at the skeletons appearing] Whoa!
  • Skeleton 1: [mimics Jack Nicholson] Here's Johnny!
  • Skeleton 2: Someone order ribs?
  • Skeleton 3: Bring out the dead!
  • Skeleton 4: Pirates of the Caribbean! Hey, thought we said no Disney jokes.
  • Skeleton 3: Whassup?
  • [Doogal walks backward]
  • Ermintrude: Oh, look, we got Bone Thugs-n-Harmony up in here. [looks at the skeleton] Ooh! Scary red eyes. Lookin' all Dawn of Dead and everything. Anybody know karate?
  • Dylan: Uh, I trained with Morpheus. I know kung-fum John Woo, judo, kendo, tae kwon do, Wu-Tang Clan, and chai tea.
  • Doogal: Ha! Can you teach me some of that?
  • Brian: Dylan, can you beat them up?
  • Dylan: My name is Neo.
  • Skeleton 2: Hey, I'm Steve.
  • Dylan: [grabs the skeleton, spinning around, breaking the wall] There is no spoon.
  • Skeleton 3: Aw, man! Steve's down! Moo!
  • Doogal: Uh...
  • [the skeleton forms back]
  • Dylan: That's what I call pulling yourself together. Okay, ready guys? On three. One, two... [knocks the skeletons]
  • Skeleton 4: Maybe we shoulda done that on two.
  • Dylan: I have a bone to pick with you.
  • Brian: Behind you!
  • Dylan: What?
  • Ermintrude: Hey. It's hammer time. [punches the skeleton] Ha ha! You know you can't touch this.
  • Dylan: [fights the skeletons] Wax on, wax off!
  • Doogal: Hmm. A good group effort. Now let's grab the diamond and head out.
  • [they all walk down]
  • Train: Why do I always get the shaft? Lucky I have tunnel vision. [looks at the drill train] Ouch.
  • Dylan: Whoa!
  • [they all watch the skeletons form up Mega Steve]
  • Mega Steve: So, the fearless warrior of legend has come to claim the diamond.
  • Doogal: Uh, just a couple of Muggles on our way to Hogwarts, here for a pickup from He Who Must Not Be Named. Is that you, governor?
  • Mega Steve: What? Look, do you want the diamond or don't you? Oh. Well, if you're offering. Yes, please.
  • Brian: I've got a better idea. Let's jump him. Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!
  • [Mega Steve laughs]
  • Brian: It was just a thought. How about, run away!
  • [Mega Steve takes a sword out, then they all run away by Mega Steve, screaming]
  • Doogal: [runs away] Ah! Hey! Hey! I promise, I won't ever bury another bone ever again!
  • [Mega Steve runs down, tapping his bone, then Doogal presses a button]
  • Mega Steve: [falls down] Fiddlesticks!
  • Ermintrude: Way to finally step up, Doogal.
  • Dylan: Well done.
  • Doogal: Well, if you keep your cool and try not to freak out, it's amazing what you can do. Now let's grab the diamond and get out of here.
  • [they all look at the missing diamond, then they all gasp]
  • Dylan: Whoa!
  • Brian: It's gone!
  • Zeebad: Oh, someone's been watching CSI. Now, I'd like to thank the Academy...
  • Sam: Coming, sir! [slips down]
  • Zeebad: Ohh, you just can't good help these days. So, which one of you knuckleheads wants to tell me where the third diamond is?
  • Doogal: Nope.
  • Zeebad: Resistance is futile! It's about to get chilly in here!
  • Ermintrude: You don't want to press our buttons, right, Doogal?
  • Doogal: [presses a button, then Zeebad and Sam fall down] Yeah! That's the last we'll see of them. Huh?
  • Sam: Hello, sir!
  • [they fall down and hit the door]
  • Sam: [off screen] My fault, sir!
  • Doogal: Good thinking, Ermintrude.
  • Dylan: Yeah, dude, but we just flushed away the diamonds one and two.
  • Brian: So, what do we do now?
  • Ermintrude: Look at the picture on the wall. That looks like our little carousel back home.
  • Brian: And that looks like a diamond.
  • Doogal: That's it! The third diamond is inside the carousel. It's been right in our own backyard this whole time!
  • Dylan: And Zeebad has no idea.
  • Ermintrude: That's it. We've got to get back to the carousel right away.
  • Dylan: Since Zeebad's out of commission, with no hieroglyphic info... I think it's time for a little siesta.
  • [the door opens]
  • Doogal: Guys, look!
  • Train: What's that? Voices?
  • Doogal: Whoa!
  • Train: [off screen] Who's there?
  • Dylan: Hey, that sounds familiar!
  • Doogal: I'll take familiar over the Temple of Doom any day. Let's get out of here.
  • [they all walk to Train]
  • Ermintrude: Oh, slow down! You're making my milk curdle.
  • Doogal: Are you kidding? We're moving at a snail's pace.
  • Ermintrude: A snail's pace is just fine with me.
  • Brian: Oh, Ermintrude! That's the nicest thing you've ever said.
  • Dylan: Relax, Doogie. Soon this whole crazy trip will be behind us.
  • [the skeleton appears]
  • Doogal: Behind us!
  • Dylan: That's what I said, man!
  • Doogal: No, look behind us!
  • Skeleton: You can't leave.
  • Brian: Faster!
  • Train: Choo-choo-chooing! Head's up!
  • [the skeleton hits the wood]
  • Train: Whoa! Whoa!
  • Dylan: Whoa, dudes, talk about a near-death experience! I thought I saw the light at the end of the tunnel!
  • Doogal: That is the light at the end of the tunnel! We're gonna be all right! And Zeebad's still trapped in the temple!
  • [they all chug faster]
  • Dylan: Then, like, who's that? His evil clone, Mini-Zee?
  • Zeebad: [chugs down] Where's my third diamond?
  • Sam: Very assertive, sir! [puts coal in the heat]
  • Ermintrude: Oh, no!
  • [they all chug down, followed by Zeebad, then they go left]
  • Dylan: Whoo!
  • Doogal: Whoa! Whoa!
  • [they all go faster]
  • Train: Hang on! [jumps over the track, then they continue chugging]
  • Ermintrude: Somebody pull a lever or press a button or something!
  • Dylan: Okay. This one looks like it's for the radio, this is for the AC, and this one looks like green.
  • [Brian bounces away]
  • Dylan: Or it could be an ejector seat.
  • [Brian lands on the train]
  • Zeebad: What was that? I think we've been hit!
  • Brian: Where am I? I've been blinded! I'll never make it to the carousel now!
  • Zeebad: Huh? So that's where they're headed. The carousel! And that is where I'll find my third diamond. [laughing] So long, slime ball!
  • [Brian goes faster]
  • Zeebad: Sam, we've a prisoner up there we need to dispose of.
  • Sam: Dispose of the prisoner? We can't do that, sir. Geneva Convention, sir!
  • Zeebad: I don't care if it's a Star Trek convention! [laughing] Trekkies! Nerd alert! [laughing] Beam him out!
  • Brian: Help! Help!
  • Both: Brian!
  • [they chug faster]
  • Brian: Whoa! [bits Ermintrude's tail]
  • Ermintrude: Ow!
  • Dylan: Sorry about that.
  • Brian: Ohh, Ermintrude, you saved me.
  • [they all continue chugging]
  • Zeebad: We're gonna lose this race to Thomas the Tank Engine? I don't think so! More coal!
  • Sam: Shoveling as fast as I can, sir!
  • [the pressure goes up, then they chug faster]
  • Brian: [sees the tracks] Whoa! Trouble, dead ahead!
  • [they chug by the drill]
  • Zeebad: Fine. Now it's time to stick it to the man, to the dog, snail, cow, etc. You guys know what I mean. [attacks Train, then they scream]
  • Doogal: Oh, no!
  • [the pressure continues going up]
  • Sam: Sir, the pressure! It's too much!
  • Zeebad: Sam, I know! Not to get all Dr. Phil on you, but you need balance in your life or you'll just explode!
  • Sam: Funny you should say that, sir.
  • [the drill train explodes]
  • Ermintrude: Ooh! That little blue man just blew up!
  • Train: That's the good news. And the bad news is...
  • [they all hit the end]
  • Dylan: I can fly!
  • Train: No, I can't.
  • [they all land on the ground]
  • Dylan: I'm fine. I broke to fall with my face.
  • Brian: Ermintrude, are you all right?
  • Ermintrude: Well, Brian, I'd have been better with a shell.
  • Doogal: Guys, let's get moving. At least Zeebad doesn't know where the last diamond is.
  • Brian: Yeah, that's not exactly true. Back there on the train, I was dazed and confused, and it sort of slipped out.
  • Dylan: It slipped out?
  • Ermintrude: Oh, like you've never been confused before?
  • Dylan: Yeah, but it's just, um, what?
  • Doogal: Blaming each other won't solve anything. Now let's get on the train.
  • Train: I think I just pulled a gasket. Attention, passengers. We may experience a delay.
  • Doogal: [to Train] Can you put any weight on it?
  • Train: [walks down] Ohh. Ohh! Yeah, I'm out of service.
  • Ermintrude: Well, you did fall half a mile out the sky.
  • Doogal: The sun is setting!
  • Train: Then you've got to keep moving without me.
  • Dylan: Just keep it elevated, man.
  • Brian: You can make it. Just follow our tracks.
  • Train: Don't worry about me.
  • Zeebad: [removes the cover] Wow, that was irritating. Should have got the insurance. Sam! Quit loafing around and let's get moving!
  • Sam: [gets up] Sorry, sir. Not doing too well. Did you, uh, see a bright light?
  • Zeebad: Yes, Sam, I've seen a bright light. It's the light bulb that went off in my head that makes me realize I never should have counted on you in the first place! As my apprentice, you're fired!
  • Sam: Sorry, sir. Is there any severance package?
  • Zeebad: Well, the best I can do is not freeze you. Hasta la vista, wood man.
  • Sam: Peace out. [lays down] Villains. They can be so cruel.
  • [cut to night]
  • Narrator: There was no escaping it. Zeebad's icy grip was all over the world.
  • [they all walk in the wind]
  • Brian: I... I can't feel my limb.
  • Doogal: But Florence and the kids. If we don't make it there soon, they'll be frozen solid.
  • Ermintrude: In case you haven't noticed, we are not doing much better, Doogal.
  • Dylan: Well, you know what they say, man. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, or colder.
  • Doogal: Look! Footprints. They're fresh, too. Maybe they'll lead us back home.
  • Dylan: Well, like, what kind of freaky creatures would leave footprints like these?
  • Ermintrude: They must be exhausted, too. One of them seems to be crawling along on the ground.
  • Brian: I prefer the term "gliding."
  • Ermintrude: [off screen] Oh, man, they're hours!
  • Doogal: And I used to think that chasing my tail was cute.
  • Dylan: Well, I'm just gonna lie down here on this warm beach and lay in the sand.
  • Brian: I don't know what to say, Doogal, but I guess our beat wasn't nearly good enough.
  • Ermintrude: I guess this is curtains, y'all. [lays down]
  • Doogal: No! We can't give up now. We're close! I can feel it. I told Florence I'd save her. I promised! Florence! Florence.
  • [cut to Moose]
  • Moose: [farts] Uh-oh. What do we have here? Hey, check that out. A little man. [sniffs at Sam]
  • Sam: Oh, hello! You're not going to sit on me, are you?
  • [cut to Doogal and the gang]
  • Doogal: Come on! Wake up! Wake up! Dylan!
  • Dylan: Oh, come on, man. I was just dreaming that I was jamming with McCartney.
  • Doogal: We couldn't see where we were here last night, but look!
  • Brian: Closer than we ever knew!
  • Doogal: There's the carousel! Let's get down there and help Florence!
  • Ermintrude: Home, sweet frozen home!
  • [cut to Zeebad]
  • Zeebad: That diamond's got to be here somewhere. Be easier to find if some idiot hadn't frozen it solid! Oh, that was me.
  • Sam: [off screen] Zeebad!
  • [Zeebad gets down]
  • Sam: This wasteland isn't big enough for the both of us!
  • Zeebad: Look, when I leave someone for the dead, I expect them to die! You can't even do that right, can you?
  • Sam: I haven't done anything right since I left the carousel. Now it's time to resume my post!
  • Zeebad: You? You did something right on the carousel?
  • Sam: Indeed, sir. Guarding it from the likes of you.
  • Zeebad: You, a guard! You couldn't guard against underarm odor.
  • Sam: Well, personal hygiene in the field is difficult. But it's like Zebedee told me, it's what inside that counts. [takes out a sword] Charge! [charges at Zeebad]
  • [Zeebad freezes the moose, then Sam falls down]
  • Sam: Just like old times, sir. No!
  • Zeebad: [attacks Sam] Oh! The third diamond! It's beautiful. And now it's mine. [takes the diamond out] Something so priceless in someone so worthless. Oh, the irony! And now, it's time for the big chill. [takes the yellow diamond, laughing, then taking the blue diamond, then taking the pink diamond] Ooh, pretty! [puts his sunglasses on, looking at the diamond]
  • All: Zeebad!
  • Zeebad: Huh? Ah, perfect. You're just in time for the grand finale! So long, sunshine! [laughing, then he zaps the diamonds, spinning around, then the planet freezes]
  • Dylan: Ohh.
  • Doogal: Florence! [sniffs at the ice, looking at Mr. Rusty, Carol and Basil] Ohh! [looks at Florence] Oh, no! Florence! Oh, no! This isn't how it was supposed to end! I was supposed to be your knight in furry armor. Oh! If only I hadn't been so selfish and stupid!
  • Ermintrude: I guess this is it, Dylan. Bye-bye, Brian!
  • Brian: Uh, Ermintrude, before we freeze, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
  • [Zeebad laughs]
  • Dylan: This guy is seriously messing with the wrong bunny!
  • Ermintrude: You know that rabbit done lost his mind, right?
  • Dylan: Eat this, you twisted, jack-in-the-box freak! [throws a snowball at Zeebad]
  • Zeebad: You! Take a chill pill, rabbit! [hits at Dylan]
  • Dylan: Holy cow! Ohh!
  • [Zeebad shoots at Ermintrude and Dylan, then he shoots at Ermintrude, screaming, cracking the ice]
  • Doogal: Wait a minute! That's it! Ermintrude, sing! Sing as loud as you can!
  • Ermintrude: Sing?! You always puttin' down my voice, and now you want a concert? Are you crazy? [runs down]
  • Brian: Doogal might be on to something. Yeah! Ermintrude, sing!
  • Ermintrude: It's the end of the world, not karaoke night!
  • Brian: Please, Ermintrude, sing!
  • Ermintrude: Fine! [sings along]
  • Zeebad: Aah! Who triggered the Emergency Broadcast System?
  • [Ermintrude continues singing, then the ice starts to break around the carousel]
  • Zeebad: Somebody turn her off!
  • Moose: [breaks the ice out] Yeah! [runs away, farting]
  • [they all look at Zeebad]
  • Dylan: [cracks knuckles, putting Brian up] Let's show him what this ragtag team can do.
  • Zeebad: Eat ice! [shoots at the ground]
  • Doogal: Are those feet lucky? Run!
  • Ermintrude: Let's jump the moon, Brian! [throws Brian]
  • Brian: [slides around] Whoa! Whoa! [flies by the diamonds]
  • Dylan: Snail got your tongue? I just pooped my pants! [runs down, sliding by a frozen guitar]
  • [the yellow diamond falls down]
  • Doogal: Dylan, heads up! Quick!
  • Dylan: Stupid frozen block!
  • [the guitar appears]
  • Dylan: My Axe-calibur!
  • Doogal: [off screen] It's coming!
  • Dylan: [takes out a guitar, hitting the diamond] Whoo-hoo! Batter up!
  • Zeebad: No!
  • Brian: Wahoo! Incoming! [hits the blue diamond]
  • Doogal: I got it! I got it!
  • Zeebad: No. It's mine. Mine!
  • Ermintrude: [jumps up, hitting Zeebad] And here I come!
  • Dylan: [off screen] Bend it like Beckham, Ermie!
  • Ermintrude: I'm Number One, Number One, Number One. Kick that! [kicks the diamond in the carousel] Two to nothing!
  • Zeebad: The game's not over yet!
  • Brian: Who's got me? [sucks in the shell]
  • Doogal: You're on the wrong team, Zeebad. All that's left is the third...
  • Zeebad: [off screen] Mine!
  • Doogal: ...diamond!
  • Zeebad: Called it! No do-overs.
  • Doogal: You know what you are? You're a big blue bully.
  • Brian: He's right, you know. I think you're just lonely.
  • [Zeebad throws the shell, knocking the diamond]
  • Dylan: Here comes a home run.
  • Zeebad: No, you're out. [shoots at Dylan]
  • Dylan: I got it. You got it? Wait. Who's got it? Call it in the air.
  • Doogal: It's mine.
  • Dylan: Quick. Get it.
  • Doogal: Wait! I got it!
  • Zeebad: [grabs the diamond, laughing] Victory! [laughing] Yes!
  • Dylan: So close and yet so far out!
  • Zeebad: Now it's closing time at the zoo.
  • Dylan: Not with our secret weapon, Zebedee's magic box!
  • Zeebad: Huh?
  • Dylan: [presses a button] Ha!
  • Zeebad: Oh.
  • Dylan: [tries to press a button] It does... doesn't work. [shakes the box, throwing it to Zeebad. laughing]
  • Zeebad: [laughs, scratching his eye] Zebedee's toys can't help you now!
  • [Train knocks Zeebad, then the diamond flies]
  • Dylan: That was awesome!
  • Doogal: Train! You made it!
  • Train: Uh-oh.
  • [they look at the diamond falling down]
  • Doogal: Out of the way. I got us into this mess, and I'll get us out.
  • [Zeebad gets up]
  • Train: Get it, Doogal!
  • [Zeebad jumps up]
  • Narrator: This was the moment when Doogal knew with absolute certainty that he had to rise to the occasion.
  • [Zeebad attacks, then Doogal jumps up, then Zeebad continues attacking, then he hits the diamond in the carousel, then the snow starts to melt]
  • Dylan: Whoa! Whoa!
  • [the snow continues melting]
  • Zeebad: Huh? No! [bounces away, putting fire on Zeebad] No! [gets trapped in a carousel]
  • Dylan: Whoo-hoo! We did it!
  • Brian: Yes!
  • Dylan: We did it!
  • Doogal: Yeah, we did it! I'll take a soda, no ice!
  • Dylan: Yeah!
  • Train: Whoo-hoo! Nice going.
  • Ermintrude: There's nothing like hot singing for thawing things out.
  • Dylan: Feels great to feel back in the sweet, sweet sunshine! Yeah!
  • Doogal: But, where's Florence? [walks down] Florence?
  • Carol: Oh, no!
  • Doogal: Florence! [walks down] Florence, please wake up. Don't leave me like this. I ran across the entire world for you. I don't know what I'll do if I can't see my smile again.
  • Dylan: Sorry, old buddy.
  • Doogal: No, it can't! She can't! Florence! My best friend Florence! [cries at Florence, licking her]
  • Brian: She moved!
  • [Doogal continues licking Florence]
  • Ermintrude: She's alive!
  • Doogal: Oh, Florence! I thout I'd lost you forever!
  • Florence: And I thought I'd lost you, too, Doogal. But you saved my life, and everyone else's.
  • Doogal: Oh, stop, please. It's what any incredibly heroic dog would do, anyway.
  • Florence: So, saving the world probably calls for a sweet reward.
  • Doogal: What? No, I've learned my lesson. I'm never touching another lollipop or candy bar, or jelly bean.
  • Florence: [pats Doogal] But wait! Where's Zebedee?
  • [cut to Zebedee]
  • Narrator: As we all know, good magic never really dies.
  • [Zebedee gets out of the ice]
  • Narrator: And a good wizard will always bounce back.
  • [Zebedee jumps up]
  • All: [gasping] Zebedee!
  • Zebedee: Bravo, my friends! I always knew you could do it!
  • Doogal: But we thought you were dead.
  • Zebedee: Dead? Nonsense, Doogal. Everyone knows that after winter, it's time for spring! [puts magic everywhere]
  • Doogal: Yay!
  • [Moose looks at Sam]
  • Doogal: Sam? But we can't trust him.
  • Zebedee: Don't be too hard on him. Sam, too, was a victim of Zeebad's maniacal magic. [takes the diamond, putting it in Sam] It's time for you to return where you belong, Sam. [shinks Sam back, then he puts Sam back on the carousel]
  • Sam: Back in business! "B" to the "izzy!"
  • [the music begins "The Magic Roundabout" playing]
  • Carol: Let's go!
  • Basil: Come on! Let's go to the carousel!
  • Florence Come on!
  • Moose: Everything's back to normal, except me.
  • [Zeebad turns the moose back to brown]
  • Moose: All right! I'm back! That's one magic moustache! [singing] I'm brown, it's my birthday! I'm brown, it's my birthday!
  • Narrator: With Zeebad defeated and the world finally safe...
  • Sam: Hello, sir!
  • Narrator: ...our fellowship of unlikely heroes returned to their old lives, knowing their greatest weapon had been the simplest, friendship, the one thing evil can never destroy. As for Doogal, nothing, not evil villains, not even a dangerous sweet tooth, would come between him and Florence again.
  • Doogal: Ha ha!
  • [the music begins "Mr. Blue Sky" playing]
  • Florence: Doogal, let's go!
  • Doogal: Florence!
  • [Doogal and Florence play around]
  • Florence: One, two, three.
  • Doogal: Oh! Not gonna catch me!
  • Florence: [tags Doogal] I got ya!
  • Doogal: Hey, no fair!
  • [they both walk down]
  • Florence: Let's go see what everyone's up to.
  • Brian: Hey, it's Doogal! Just in time for the picnic, or course.
  • [Zebedee takes out the mat]
  • Brian: Whoa!
  • [Zebedee puts some food on the mat]
  • Doogal: Hey, Florence, this is great! [sniffs at the cake, eating it]
  • Florence: Oh, Doogal.
  • Carol: [throws the ball] Catch, Doogal!
  • Doogal: Uh-oh, it's too high! Too high! No, I've got it! It's mine! Coming through! Hot dog!
  • [the ball hits Doogal, then Dylan plays the guitar]
  • Doogal: Florence, let me try it again. I know I can catch it.
  • [Dylan continues playing the guitar]
  • Ermintrude: [singing] Mr. Blue, you did it right, but soon comes Mr. Night! Creeping over, now his hand is on your shoulder! Never mind, I'll remember you this way!
  • [last lines]
  • Florence: Doogal, are you ready?
  • Doogal: Just about, Florence. Okay, everybody get ready. Hope I set this right. [gets down] All right, everybody say "cheesecake."
  • [they all take a picture]
  • Florence: [off screen] I love you, Doogal.
  • Doogal: [off screen] I love you too, Florence.
  • [cut to credits, with the music of "Sugar, Sugar" by The Archies playing]
  • Chevy Chase: Hang on! Let's ho... [spits his gum out] My gum came out!
  • Judi Dench: A narrator is a rather grand word, really, for storyteller.
  • Jimmy Fallon: Ah! This is the only guitar riff I know!
  • Whoopi Golberg: Whoo! Macy-o, Macy-o, Macy-o!
  • Bill Hader: Look at that, I'm great, I'm average, I'm terrible. No, I got served.
  • William H. Macy: Come on, we can take 'em! Charge!
  • Ian McKellen: Time for bed.
  • Kylie Minogue: I mean, I'd turn the pages and I'd think, "Oh, you're so cute!"
  • Kevin Smith: Mmm! Like a rotting smurf wrapped in cabbage!
  • Jon Stewart: Be easier to find if some idiot hadn't frozen it solid. Oh, that was me.
  • Daniel Tay: Not me. The only tricks I know are, "Sit, Doogal," and chasing my tail till I pass out.
  • Jon Stewart: Are you saying I represent athletes, but I'm not an athlete? [throws a basketball in the hoop] Yes!
  • Zeebad: I've waited 10,000 years for my revenge. And you know that's a tush best served cold.
  • Director: [off screen] Cut!
  • Zeebad: I'm sorry, did I say tush?
  • Director: [off screen] Cut!
  • [the man laughs, then the music begins "The Magic Roundabout" playing]
  • Ermintrude: All right, y'all, beauty sleep time. Not that I need it.
  • Whoopi Goldberg: She's a cow. I'm a cow. I felt a connection, cow to cow.
  • Jimmy Fallon: Double Dutch!
  • Whoopi Goldberg: Double Dutch!
  • [they run down]
  • Whoopi Golberg: We thought you was good that way!
  • [cut to the gang sliding down]
  • Dylan: Don't look down. I just pooped my pants!
  • Jimmy Fallon: Rock 'n' roll, dude! Whoo!
  • William H. Macy: I wish I could tell you I've played a snail before, but I really haven't.
  • Brian: Don't worry. I speak Moose, everyone. Hey, buddy. Ma-ma say, ma-ma sah, ma-ma ma soo kah. I can't do that.
  • Director: Cut!
  • Kevin Smith: Don't expect Robin Williams-type stuff. [hears a beep three times] I'm sorry, did you say "fu" or "pooh"?
  • Whoopi Goldberg: [yelling and shouting] I'm a bad cow!
  • Chevy Chase: Need some water. [drinks water, gargling] Hang on! I saw it in a movie once. [laughing]
  • Narrator: As a wise man once said, that's all, folks.
  • [the music continues "The Magic Roundabout playing, then the music begins "Simply Wonderful" by Goldust playing, then the instrumental music begins playing in the credits]
  • Zebedee: [hops down] Oh! Oh, you're still there! Didn't I tell you? Time for bed! [laughing, transforming back into magic]
  • [the credits continue rolling up]