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Descendants (2015)

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  • Let’s give Auradon a taste of evil.
  • Wicked ways beneath the skin… let all who taste it
  • now join in.
  • We got all the ways to be
  • W-I-C-K-E-D
  • We got all the ways to be
  • W-I-C-K-E-D
  • -Come on!
  • - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
  • Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
  • Hey! Hey! Hey!
  • Crashing the party,
  • guess they lost my invitation
  • Friendly reminder,
  • got my own kind of persuasion
  • Looks like this place could
  • use a bit of misbehavior
  • Happily ever after
  • with a little flavor
  • Bad to the bone
  • with even worse intentions
  • We’re gonna steal the show
  • and leave ‘em all defenseless
  • A fairytale life
  • can be oh-so overrated
  • So raise your voices
  • and let’s get it activated!
  • Long live havin’ some fun
  • We take what we want
  • There’s so many ways
  • to be wicked
  • With us, evil lives on
  • The right side of wrong
  • There’s so many ways
  • to be wicked
  • Apple, apple, dip, dip
  • Want to try it? Tick, tick
  • Take a bite,
  • come on, be bold
  • Change the way
  • the story’s told
  • This time, the dark is finally
  • getting your attention
  • We’re wicked by the book,
  • and class is back in session
  • You like it, steal it,
  • gotta beat ‘em to the treasure
  • A rite of passage
  • Bad just doesn’t get
  • much better
  • Long live havin’ some fun
  • We take what we want
  • There’s so many ways
  • to be wicked
  • Mother always knows best
  • Show her, pass every test
  • Hear her voice in my head
  • Evil is the only
  • Real way to win
  • We got all the ways to be
  • Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
  • W-I-C-K-E-D
  • Let’s go!
  • We got all the ways to be
  • Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
  • W-I-C-K-E-D
  • Yeah
  • Long live havin’ some fun
  • We take what we want
  • There’s so many ways
  • to be wicked
  • With us, evil lives on
  • The right side of wrong
  • There’s so many ways
  • to be wicked
  • Yeah!
  • We got all the ways to be
  • W-I-C-K-E-D
  • We got all the ways to be
  • W-I-C-K-E-D
  • We got all the ways to be
  • W-I-C-K-E-D
  • We got all the ways to be
  • So many ways to be wicked
  • -Mal, please, over here! Mal!
  • -Only three days
  • to the Royal Cotillion.
  • Ever think a girl like
  • you would be Lady of the Court?
  • How does it feel to be the most
  • envied girl in Auradon?
  • Well, do you like
  • being blonde?
  • Is your mother
  • still a lizard?
  • Okay. All right. Excuse me.
  • Uh, we will let you know
  • if and when
  • that particular situation
  • changes.
  • Did you ever think
  • you’d be with a Villain Kid?
  • We’re done here.
  • Okay. Shush, shush.
  • Shoosh, shoosh.
  • Shoosh, shoosh.
  • This is still a school,
  • so if you’re here,
  • you’re either skipping
  • or trespassing.
  • -Just one quick question.
  • -Shush. Shush.
  • - Fairy Godmother!
  • - Shhh.
  • Shhh. Shhh.
  • - Thank you, guys.
  • - Thank you.
  • Thank you. Thank you.
  • Mal. Ben.
  • -Fairy Godmother.
  • -Fairy Godmother.
  • Whew.
  • Don’t pay
  • any attention to them.
  • Well, that’s a lot easier
  • said than done, right?
  • I know. I know.
  • You know, maybe we should
  • do something.
  • We should go somewhere.
  • Get away.
  • -Yeah.
  • -You know, what do--
  • I have a council meeting.
  • I’m so late!
  • -That’s okay.
  • -We’ll-- We’ll do it
  • sometime. Uh…
  • If we don’t do
  • a fitting for your gown
  • right this minute,
  • you’ll be dancing
  • in your bathrobe, okay?
  • Hi. Let’s go. Let’s go.
  • -Bye, Ben.
  • -Bye.
  • King Ben! King Ben!
  • King Ben!
  • Uh…
  • Oh! Okay, Evie,
  • I cannot breathe.
  • Well, you can breathe
  • after Cotillion.
  • Well,
  • I sincerely doubt that.
  • I have at least 20 more events
  • directly behind it,
  • and I can’t even remember
  • what a single one of them is.
  • Impeccable.
  • -Evie?
  • -Hmm?
  • Do you ever think about what
  • we’d be doing if we were
  • back on the Isle right now?
  • That’s funny.
  • Ah!
  • Look who’s on TV.
  • As the royal couple
  • continues their tour
  • of the kingdom,
  • they dined
  • with Aladdin and Jasmine.
  • - Six months ago…
  • - Yeah.
  • no one thought King Ben
  • and his girlfriend
  • from the wrong side
  • of the bridge would last.
  • Yeah. No kidding.
  • Mal must be counting the days
  • until the Royal Cotillion…
  • - when she will officially
  • become a Lady of the Court.
  • Read it fast
  • at lightning speed.
  • Remember everything I need.
  • I know Mal’s secret
  • to fitting in,
  • and Ben wouldn’t
  • like it one bit.
  • Haven’t you guys had enough
  • secrets between the two
  • of you already?
  • Evie, you remember
  • what I was like
  • before I started using
  • my spell book.
  • I mean,
  • I was a complete disaster.
  • Well, personally,
  • as your best friend,
  • -I strongly believe
  • that this spell book--
  • -Ah!
  • it belongs in the museum,
  • along with my mirror.
  • Don’t give me
  • the face.
  • Put the pout away.
  • Mm-hmm.
  • You know I’m right.
  • You don’t ever miss
  • running wild
  • and just
  • breaking all the rules?
  • Like stealing
  • and lying and fighting?
  • -Yeah!
  • -No!
  • - What?
  • - Why would we?
  • M, come here.
  • Look at where we are.
  • We’re in Auradon!
  • And we’re
  • Auradon girls now.
  • Since Mal revealed
  • her love of strawberries,
  • - she has received hundreds
  • of cartons from her admirers.
  • Here she is enjoying
  • a cozy bite…
  • See, this is the land
  • of opportunity.
  • We can be whatever
  • we want to be here.
  • So, please,
  • let’s just leave the past
  • in the past, okay?
  • Besides,
  • I mean, look at the shoes.
  • Look at them.
  • Mm. Severe.
  • -Hi, Jay.
  • -Hey.
  • -Jay.
  • -Hey, what’s up?
  • -Hi.
  • -Why do you torture them?
  • Just pick someone to take
  • to Cotillion already.
  • I’m going solo.
  • That way,
  • I can dance
  • with all of them.
  • Ah! You’re the expert.
  • Um, Jay…
  • if you were
  • gonna ask someone,
  • what’s the best way to go?
  • Listen,
  • all you got to do…
  • is look like me.
  • Oh, ha-ha.
  • -Mal.
  • -Hey, Jane.
  • Hey.
  • I was wondering…uh…
  • if you liked the….
  • carrot cake last night.
  • I had the pumpkin pie.
  • -Oh, cool. Um, uh--
  • -Smooth.
  • I have an opening for
  • a fitting at 3:00.
  • Who wants it?
  • Me! Sorry.
  • Perfect.
  • I’ll take you later.
  • -Okay, well…
  • -Mal?
  • -Yes?
  • -I hate to keep bugging you,
  • but the decorating committee
  • needs more answers.
  • So, as much
  • as I hate to, um…
  • you know, um…
  • -Bug me?
  • -Right.
  • Yeah, Jane, I would love to.
  • I just have to get to class.
  • -You know,
  • just nod if you like it.
  • -Okay.
  • Chair swags. Entry banner.
  • Twinkle lights.
  • Napkin design.
  • Table bunting.
  • And you still haven’t picked
  • the party favors yet.
  • Honestly, Jane,
  • whatever you think--
  • I mean, we can do chains,
  • key charms, pen toppers.
  • I kind of love
  • the pen toppers,
  • but, I mean,
  • we can do all three.
  • I say pen toppers.
  • -Yeah?
  • -Yeah.
  • - You won’t regret it.
  • - Okay.
  • I can hardly wait
  • to see what your wedding
  • will look like!
  • Me, too.
  • Wait! What?!
  • The Royal Cotillion
  • is like getting engaged
  • to be engaged
  • to be engaged.
  • - I knew it!
  • - Well, everyone knows it.
  • I didn’t know it!
  • How come nobody told me that?
  • -Is my entire life just
  • planned out in front of me--
  • -Hi, Mal.
  • -Hi, Ben.
  • -Hi, Ben.
  • Oh, oh.
  • Quick moment.
  • -Uh…
  • -All right,
  • they’re almost finished
  • with the surprise
  • for Mal’s big night.
  • Snow White,
  • Belle.
  • But the one you designed for Mal
  • is my favorite.
  • Make sure
  • her eyes are green.
  • Uh… see you later.
  • Okay.
  • -Which green
  • should they use?
  • -Uh…
  • This one.
  • What about
  • peacock feathers?
  • Yeah, I bet you nobody’s gonna
  • have those at Cotillion.
  • Chad,
  • when I look at you,
  • all I can think of is…
  • "king."
  • -And fake fur…
  • -Uh-huh.
  • …fake fur
  • says it all.
  • Loud and clear.
  • Amphitheater in five!
  • Why did the coach make him
  • captain instead of me?
  • I’m obviously better.
  • "King Chad," though.
  • I do rather like that.
  • You know who else
  • would like that?
  • -Who?
  • -Audrey.
  • -She would.
  • -Chad, let’s go.
  • I’m coming. Yeah.
  • Oh.
  • It-- I--
  • -Come on.
  • -It’s just--
  • -Not a lot of there there.
  • -Not a lot of there there.
  • Someone’s obviously
  • having some trouble
  • dealing with
  • his break-up with Audrey.
  • Yes.
  • I’ve been
  • doing the numbers.
  • Yeah?
  • And after we collect
  • from all the girls
  • for their gowns
  • and Chad’s cape…
  • Wow!
  • No wonder
  • people work.
  • What am I gonna do
  • with all this money?
  • I think in the next
  • few years,
  • you could buy that castle
  • you always wanted.
  • That way, you wouldn’t
  • need a prince.
  • You’re right, I don’t.
  • Because I have you.
  • Hi, Mal.
  • Hi.
  • I have a little
  • surprise for you.
  • Again? Wow.
  • That’s like
  • every day now.
  • Or every other day.
  • The even dates.
  • Because you’re…
  • even more perfect
  • than I thought.
  • That is me.
  • I am perfect.
  • Come on,
  • let me spoil you.
  • You didn’t have
  • a lot growing up.
  • We managed.
  • Hey, didn’t you donate
  • that to the museum?
  • Is that
  • still in there?
  • Um, I got to get to class.
  • I really don’t want to be late.
  • - No.
  • You come this way.
  • First off…
  • Ta-da!
  • -What?!
  • -You like it?
  • Ben…
  • does an ogre
  • like cheese puffs?
  • This is amazing!
  • It’s purple.
  • I didn’t get you anything.
  • You’re taking me on a picnic
  • with all my favorite
  • foods, remember?
  • No, that’s Thursday.
  • -It is Thursday.
  • -No, it’s not.
  • Yes, it is.
  • -No, it’s not.
  • -It is.
  • I knew that.
  • -I mean, if you don’t
  • have it, that’s fine.
  • -No, no, no.
  • I was fully messing with you.
  • I knew it was Thursday.
  • I just have one more thing
  • to go bake, and then
  • I am all yours.
  • Well, what about class?
  • She multi tasks.
  • - She dabbles.
  • - She dabbles.
  • -You’re the best!
  • -That’s me!
  • All right, boys.
  • Let’s line it up.
  • - Carlos, you’re with me.
  • Let’s go.
  • Yeah.
  • Assembler.
  • Salute.
  • Lower the point.
  • Masks down.
  • En garde.
  • - Keep your center!
  • - Whoa!
  • - Eyes on your opponent!
  • - Up and over.
  • Get him, Jay!
  • Practice.
  • - Watch out, Jay.
  • - Nice!
  • -Jay, what happened?
  • -Finish him.
  • It’s Lonnie!
  • Not bad.
  • You should
  • put me on the team.
  • Hey, w-what?!
  • No, no, no.
  • We’ll-- We’ll be the
  • laughing stock of the league.
  • A-And what’s gonna
  • happen next? We’ll have
  • girls playing tourney?
  • -Come on, guys.
  • -So?
  • So? Uh, so, have you not
  • read the rule book?
  • Section 2,
  • paragraph 3, 11-4.
  • "A team will be comprised
  • of a captain and eight men."
  • Hmm? Why don’t you read
  • the rule book?
  • Okay, yeah,
  • but you’re down a man!
  • I mean, since Ben had to leave
  • to do all that king stuff.
  • Exactly.
  • We’re down a man.
  • Jay…
  • I’m sorry.
  • Coach trusts me.
  • I’m not gonna stay captain if
  • I just throw out the rule book.
  • If my mother thought that way,
  • she would have lost the war.
  • Okay.
  • Rule book.
  • Rule book.
  • All right, guys.
  • Practice is over.
  • Let’s go.
  • Jane!
  • -Jane, hey. Hey.
  • -Hey, Carlos, what’s up?
  • Uh…
  • -Not much. You?
  • -Way too much.
  • We were gonna go with the blue
  • and gold banners for Cotillion,
  • but now we can’t find
  • the right shade of blue.
  • Oh, yeah, no, that’s a--
  • that’s a bummer.
  • -Um, speaking of Cotillion--
  • -I know, right?
  • -It’s all anybody is talking
  • about. Cotillion 24/7.
  • -I--
  • It’s like they’ve never
  • been to one before.
  • Uh…I haven’t, actually.
  • Oh.
  • Lucky. I always end up
  • serving punch
  • with my mom anyway.
  • This year, I got stuck
  • on the decorating committee
  • because Audrey went off
  • to a spa vacation with Flora,
  • Fauna, and Merryweather.
  • Jane, maybe we should just--
  • Skip the whole thing?
  • I really, really wish I could.
  • It’s so nice to have a friend
  • who’s on the same wavelength.
  • Oh, you got me.
  • I got to go.
  • Great practice,
  • though.
  • Yeah.
  • See ya. Hey, Mom.
  • It wasn’t the right time,
  • all right?
  • "How to get out
  • of the friend zone."
  • They dined
  • with Aladdin and Jasmine.
  • I see you reading
  • over my shoulder.
  • Six months ago,
  • no one thought…
  • the wrong side
  • of the bridge would last.
  • Mal must be counting the days
  • until the Royal Cotillion,
  • - when she will officially
  • become a Lady of the Court.
  • Whoa.
  • Easy, girl.
  • What? You think
  • this is so easy?!
  • You don’t have people
  • taking a photo of you
  • every single time you open
  • your mouth to say boo!
  • I mean, it’s not that
  • I could even say, "Boo,"
  • but, you know what I--
  • I’m sorry.
  • Carlos, don’t you ever
  • miss screaming at people
  • and just making them
  • run away from you?
  • You’re thinking
  • of my mother,
  • and I was usually
  • on the other end of that.
  • So, not really. No.
  • Oh, hey!
  • Did you bring it?
  • Hi.
  • Just came to use
  • your 3D printer.
  • Won’t be a sec.
  • How’d you get a key
  • to my room?
  • Oh, I printed it off
  • last time I was in here.
  • Uh…
  • you guys
  • were sleeping.
  • Look, I just-- Your printer’s
  • so much better than mine,
  • and you install these hacks
  • and everything runs so much
  • smoother than mine and--
  • Out!
  • Now.
  • Fine. Fine.
  • Chad!
  • What? Hmm?
  • Leave the key.
  • -Mal?
  • -Hmm?
  • -My potion?
  • -Hmm.
  • Yeah. Um…
  • So, this thing
  • will make me say
  • what I really feel to Jane?
  • Yeah. I mean,
  • this is a truth gummie,
  • so take it
  • or leave it.
  • Perfect.
  • Hold on, though.
  • Are you sure that you
  • want to be taking this?
  • Because this is gonna make you
  • say the truth all the time,
  • no matter what,
  • and the only reason that
  • I’m asking is because I know
  • that if I took this right now,
  • I would get myself
  • sent back to the Isle.
  • Which, it’s not that
  • that sounds super unappealing,
  • -but, you know…
  • -Yeah.
  • I’ll take my chances,
  • I guess.
  • Okay.
  • Ohh!
  • Bad dog!
  • - Man, that thing
  • was nasty!
  • And you-- you just
  • got to man up.
  • And while you’re at it,
  • scratch my butt.
  • You heard him.
  • Scratch his butt.
  • Mal.
  • - You’re just gonna
  • leave me with him?
  • Come on.
  • You scratch your own
  • all the time.
  • Ugh!
  • Poser.
  • Traitor!
  • Hello?
  • Oh, I would love to wipe
  • the smiles off their faces.
  • -You know what I mean?
  • -Gil!
  • You want to quit
  • choking down yolks
  • and get with the program?
  • Yeah. What they said.
  • That little traitor,
  • who left us in the dirt.
  • Who turned her back
  • on evil.
  • Who said you weren’t big
  • or bad enough to be in her gang.
  • Back when
  • we were kids.
  • Come on,
  • you guys remember.
  • She called her Shrimpy,
  • and the name just kind of…
  • stuck.
  • That snooty little witch,
  • who grabbed
  • everything she wanted
  • and left me nothing.
  • No, she left you
  • that sandbox,
  • and then she said that
  • you could have the shrimp--
  • I need you to stop talking.
  • Look, we have
  • her turf now.
  • They can stay
  • in Bore-adon.
  • Harry, that’s her turf now!
  • And I want it, too.
  • We should not
  • be getting her leftovers.
  • Son of Hook,
  • son of Gaston,
  • and me, most of all,
  • daughter of Ursula!
  • What’s my name?
  • Uma!
  • What’s my name?
  • Mm. Uma?
  • What’s my name?
  • What’s my name?
  • Uma!
  • This is all hands on deck
  • Calling out
  • to lost boys and girls
  • I’m gettin’ tired
  • of the disrespect
  • We won’t stop
  • till we rule the world
  • It’s our time, we up next
  • Our sail’s about to be set
  • They ain’t seen nothing yet
  • Tell ‘em who’s in charge
  • so they don’t forget
  • What’s my name?
  • What’s my name?
  • - Uma!
  • - Say it louder
  • What’s my name?
  • What’s my name?
  • - Uma!
  • - Feel the power
  • No one’s gonna stop us
  • Soon the world will be ours
  • What’s my name?
  • What’s my name?
  • What’s it, what’s it
  • - Say it loud!
  • - Uma, Uma
  • - All eyes on me,
  • let me see ‘em
  • - Uma, Uma
  • What’s it, what’s it,
  • say it, say it
  • Uma-ah-ah-ah!
  • Uma, Uma, la la Um
  • Uma, Uma, la la Uma
  • Uma, Uma, la la Um
  • Uma, Uma, la la Uma
  • I’m the queen of this town
  • I call the shots,
  • you know who I am
  • I don’t need to wear
  • no fake crown
  • Stand up to me,
  • you don’t stand a chance
  • It’s our time, we up next
  • My crew’s as real as it gets
  • The worst is now the best
  • And leaving us here
  • will be their last regret
  • What’s my name?
  • What’s my name?
  • - Uma!
  • - Say it louder
  • What’s my name?
  • What’s my name?
  • - Uma!
  • - Feel the power
  • No one’s gonna stop us
  • Soon the world will be ours
  • What’s my name?
  • What’s my name?
  • What’s it, what’s it,
  • say it, say it
  • You know what they say,
  • bad girls have all the fun
  • Never learned how to count
  • ‘cause I’m number one
  • Ready, here we come,
  • we always get our way
  • It’s a pirate’s life
  • every single day, hey
  • She’s the captain,
  • I’m the first mate
  • Enemies seasick,
  • can’t see straight
  • Call ‘em fish bait,
  • throw ‘em on a hook
  • Uma’s so hot,
  • they get burned if they look
  • Oh!
  • It’s all eyes on me, on me
  • let me see ‘em
  • I see your eyes on me, boys
  • Hey!
  • - You know what my name is
  • - Dance over there!
  • Say it, say it louder!
  • Hook me!
  • Come on!
  • What’s my name?
  • What’s my name?
  • - Uma!
  • - Say it louder
  • What’s my name?
  • What’s my name?
  • - Uma!
  • - Feel the power
  • No one’s gonna stop us
  • Soon the world will be ours
  • What’s my name?
  • What’s my name?
  • - Say it louder
  • - Uma, Uma
  • Ooh, say it louder
  • What’s it, what’s it,
  • say it, say it
  • Uma, Uma, la la Um
  • Uma, Uma, la la Uma
  • Uma, Uma, la la Um
  • Uma, Uma, la la Uma
  • Uma, Uma, la la Um
  • Uma, Uma, la la Uma
  • Uma, Uma, la la Um
  • Uma, Uma, la la Uma
  • Uma!
  • Shut your clams!
  • Mom!
  • These dishes
  • ain’t gonna wash themselves!
  • It’s fine.
  • It’s fine.
  • ‘Cause when I get my chance to
  • rain down the evil on Auradon,
  • I will take it!
  • They’re gonna forget that girl
  • and remember the name--
  • Shrimpy!
  • -Mm-hmm.
  • -Ah.
  • Would you like
  • a hot hors d’oeuvre?
  • Yes, please.
  • Mmm!
  • This is the best thing
  • I’ve ever had.
  • So, you like it?
  • I more than like it.
  • I, uh…
  • mmm-- so like it.
  • - Beef ragout?
  • - Yeah.
  • -This is amazing.
  • -Did I surprise you?
  • Oh, yeah, you surprised me.
  • This is every single dish
  • Mrs. Potts made for my parents.
  • - What did it take you?
  • - Three days?
  • You know,
  • don’t even ask me.
  • Yeah.
  • Well, it means a lot
  • that you stopped
  • and did all this for me.
  • Especially with all
  • the craziness you’ve been
  • put through.
  • I’ve missed you.
  • We don’t get much time
  • to be just us anymore.
  • I know.
  • You can’t take me
  • anywhere, right?
  • Uh…
  • Do you have a--
  • Do you have a napkin
  • or something?
  • I do!
  • I packed some.
  • -Oh, there is--
  • -I think I stowed them away.
  • I can grab them.
  • What’s this?
  • I actually threw that in there
  • super last-minute
  • in case it rained or--
  • "Speed reading" spell.
  • "Blonde hair" spell.
  • "Cooking" spell.
  • And I was giving you props
  • for fitting in so well,
  • for doing your best.
  • Take back this moment
  • that has passed.
  • Return it-- Reverse it--
  • Are you trying
  • to spell me right now?!
  • -Ben, it has been
  • so hard for me!
  • -Yes! Some things are hard!
  • Do you think
  • learning to be king
  • has been easy for me?
  • - No!
  • - I thought we were
  • doing this together!
  • Ben, we are in this together.
  • But we’re not, Mal. We’re not.
  • Y-You’ve been keeping secrets
  • and lying to me.
  • - I thought we were
  • done with that.
  • This isn’t
  • the Isle of the Lost, Mal.
  • Yeah. Believe me, I know that!
  • Then why
  • are you doing this?
  • Because…
  • I’m not one of those
  • pretty pink princesses, Ben.
  • I’m not one of those ladies
  • from the Court.
  • I’m a big fake, okay?
  • I’m fake.
  • This is fake.
  • This is fake.
  • Take this feast,
  • this sumptuous meal,
  • return it back
  • to what is real.
  • This is
  • who I really am.
  • -Mal.
  • -No. No.
  • Peanut butter and jelly
  • is my favorite!
  • I don’t belong here.
  • Okay.
  • Okay. Okay.
  • Let’s blow this popsicle stand.
  • Yeah?
  • Noble steed, proud and fair,
  • you shall take me anywhere.
  • Okay. Whew.
  • Please work.
  • Oh!
  • Whoa, what?
  • Hey!
  • -Hey, hey, hey!
  • -Watch it!
  • - Deborah?
  • - Yes, Your Majesty?
  • Can you ask Lumiere to call me
  • regarding Cotillion?
  • - Yes, sir.
  • -Thank you.
  • Ben?
  • Evie! Come on in.
  • Mal’s gone back
  • to the Isle.
  • Ben…
  • This is my fault.
  • This is my fault.
  • I-I blew it.
  • She’d been under
  • so much pressure lately,
  • and instead of
  • being understanding,
  • I just went
  • all Beast on her.
  • I have to go there
  • and apologize.
  • I have to go there
  • and--and beg her to come back.
  • -Ben, you’ll
  • never find her.
  • -I--
  • You need to know the Isle
  • and how it works and…
  • You have to
  • take me with you.
  • Yes! Uh, are--are you sure?
  • Yeah.
  • She’s my best friend.
  • And we’ll bring
  • the boys, too,
  • because there’s
  • safety in numbers,
  • and none of us
  • is really too popular
  • over there right now.
  • -Thank you.
  • -But let’s get
  • two things straight.
  • You have to promise me that
  • I won’t get stuck there again.
  • I promise.
  • And there’s no way
  • you’re going looking like that.
  • What you rather be tonight?
  • Doesn’t matter what we do
  • ‘Cause I’d rather
  • be with you
  • Rather be with you,
  • Rather be with you
  • Doesn’t matter what we do
  • ‘Cause I’d rather
  • be with you
  • Rather be with you
  • Rather be with you
  • Doesn’t matter who is who
  • ‘Cause I’d rather
  • be with you
  • Rather be with you
  • Rather be with you
  • You, you
  • I’d rather be with you
  • You, you
  • I’d rather be with you
  • You, you
  • I’d rather be with you
  • - You, you
  • -Mal!
  • Is Evie back, too?
  • As if.
  • I, um, forgot that you guys
  • don’t open till midnight.
  • Place looks good.
  • So what is
  • your deal?
  • Has your grandmother
  • given you
  • any customers yet?
  • Ah, just a witch
  • here and there.
  • Mostly, it’s a lot of scrubbing
  • and scouring and sweeping.
  • Lots and lots
  • of sweeping.
  • Sounds like the old
  • Cinderella treatment, eh?
  • Yeah, she’s gone
  • from Wicked Stepmother
  • to Wicked Grandmother.
  • That’s not really
  • much of a switch.
  • Hey, Dizzy, you used
  • to do Evie, right?
  • Yeah. I thought
  • of the little braids.
  • You have
  • any ideas for me?
  • Mm.
  • The washed-out blonde
  • with purple tips?
  • The best of no worlds.
  • You can’t see
  • where your face ends
  • and your hair begins!
  • Oh, what is this,
  • "Bored to Death Pink"?
  • Hmm.
  • How far can I go?
  • The works?
  • I mean, whatever
  • makes me feel like me,
  • but, you know…
  • way worse.
  • Yay!
  • Hit it hard
  • Hey, hey, hey, yeah
  • Hit it hard
  • Hit it hard
  • Hey, hey, hey, yeah
  • You really like it
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
  • You really need it
  • So, come on, hit it hard
  • Whoo-oo-oo-oo-oo
  • Hit it hard
  • Hey, hey, hey, yeah
  • Hit it hard
  • Hey!
  • There I am.
  • Voila!
  • Voila.
  • -For me?
  • -Yeah.
  • You earned it.
  • Fork it over,
  • you runt.
  • Now the rest of it.
  • Hmm. Thank you.
  • Mm-hmm.
  • Still running errands
  • for Uma,
  • or do you actually
  • get to keep what you steal?
  • Well, well, well.
  • What a nice surprise.
  • Hi, Harry.
  • Just wait until Uma
  • hears you’re back.
  • She’s never gonna
  • give you back
  • your old territory.
  • Oh, well,
  • that’s okay.
  • Because I will be
  • taking it.
  • I could hurt you.
  • Not without
  • her permission, I bet.
  • Great.
  • More sweeping.
  • Jay, keys. Remote.
  • Wait!
  • Something’s wrong.
  • -Oh.
  • -There.
  • -Shotgun!
  • -No, Dude. Stay.
  • The Isle is way
  • too dangerous.
  • Did he just…
  • Talk? Yeah. I know.
  • Tell you later.
  • - Let’s go.
  • - Yeah.
  • Okay, once we
  • cross the bridge,
  • park under the pier
  • in the old garage.
  • Got it?
  • Got it.
  • Ben, help me
  • with the tarp.
  • - Jay?
  • - Yeah?
  • I got it.
  • It’s really weird
  • being back here.
  • We’ll get in
  • and get out.
  • Jay!
  • Hey, what’s in here?
  • Ben!
  • You don’t want
  • to know.
  • Hey, guys.
  • Keep it chill,
  • all right?
  • The last thing we need
  • is our parents
  • figuring out we’re here.
  • Hey! Hey! Stop.
  • Just take it.
  • Go on.
  • Ugh. Ben.
  • -Ben, stop. Just stop.
  • -Hey, man!
  • Why?
  • - This isn’t a parade.
  • It’s the Isle.
  • Keep your hands
  • in your pockets
  • unless you’re stealing.
  • You either slouch
  • or strut.
  • And never, ever smile.
  • -Okay, thanks.
  • -No!
  • No "thank you’s,"
  • and drop the "please," too.
  • Just…chill.
  • Let me tell you something
  • you can really trust
  • Everybody’s got
  • a wicked side
  • I know you think that
  • you could never be like us
  • Watch and learn
  • so you can get it right
  • You need to drag your feet
  • You need to nod your head
  • You need to lean back
  • Slip through the cracks
  • You need to not care
  • Uh, you need
  • to not stare.
  • You need a whole lotta help
  • You need
  • to not be yourself.
  • You wanna be cool
  • Let me show you how
  • Need to break the rules
  • I can show you how
  • And once you catch
  • this feeling
  • Yeah, once you catch
  • this feeling
  • You’ll be chillin’, chillin’
  • Oh
  • Chillin’ like a villain
  • Chillin’
  • Chillin’ like a villain
  • Chillin’
  • Chillin’ like a villain
  • Hey!
  • Chillin’ like
  • Chillin’ like
  • - Hey!
  • - A villain
  • You draw attention
  • when you act like that
  • Let us teach you
  • how to disappear
  • You look like you would
  • lose a fight to an alley cat
  • You gotta be wrong
  • to get it right ‘round here
  • - You need
  • to watch your back
  • You need to creep around
  • You need
  • to slide real smooth
  • Don’t make a sound
  • And if you want it, take it
  • And you can’t take it,
  • break it
  • If you care
  • about your health
  • Seriously, you need
  • to not be yourself.
  • You wanna be cool
  • Let me show you how
  • Need to break the rules
  • I can show you how
  • And once you catch
  • this feeling
  • Yeah, once you catch
  • this feeling
  • You’ll be chillin’, chillin’
  • Oh
  • Chillin’ like a villain
  • Chillin’
  • Chillin’ like a villain
  • Chillin’
  • Chillin’ like
  • I really wanna be bad a lot
  • And I’ve giving it
  • my best shot
  • But it’s hard
  • being what I’m not
  • Well, if you don’t
  • you’re gonna get us caught.
  • He’s right,
  • we gotta stay low-key
  • Now show us how bad
  • you can be
  • -Like this?
  • - Yeah, yeah,
  • yeah, yeah, yeah
  • Like this?
  • Oh, yeah,
  • I think I got this.
  • Let’s go,
  • I’m ready to rock this.
  • And I ain’t gonna thank you
  • for your help
  • I think I found
  • the worst in myself
  • You wanna be cool
  • Let me show you how
  • Need to break the rules
  • I can show you how
  • And once you catch
  • this feeling
  • Yeah, once you catch
  • this feeling
  • You’ll be chillin’, chillin’
  • Oh
  • Chillin’ like a villain
  • Chillin’
  • Chillin’ like a villain
  • Chillin’
  • Chillin’ like a villain
  • Chillin’
  • Chillin’ like a villain
  • - Chillin’
  • -Hey!
  • Chillin’ like a villain
  • Hey, man. Hey!
  • Hey, I know you!
  • Uh, no.
  • Don’t know you,
  • either, man.
  • Uh, yeah, you do.
  • Come on, man.
  • Really? Huh?
  • Dude,
  • I’ll give you a hint.
  • My dad is quick,
  • slick and his neck…
  • Huh?
  • is incredibly thick.
  • Come on, man.
  • I kn-- Huh? Huh.
  • Huh? Huh.
  • - Oh! You’re King Ben!
  • - Okay, let’s go.
  • Yeah, yeah,
  • you totally are King Ben,
  • and you’re J-Jay,
  • Carlos, Evie.
  • Hey, guys.
  • Oh, Uma’s gonna love this!
  • Come on.
  • Wish me luck.
  • All the way up.
  • Good luck.
  • At least I don’t see
  • a picture of me
  • with horns and a pitch fork.
  • Ben.
  • Mal, I’m so sorry
  • about our fight.
  • It was all my fault.
  • It--
  • Please come home.
  • Ben,
  • I am home.
  • I brought the limo.
  • It’s a sweet ride.
  • I don’t fit in, Ben.
  • I really gave it
  • my best shot.
  • And if you think
  • that I can change,
  • I think you’re wrong.
  • Then I’ll change.
  • I’ll skip school,
  • have more fun.
  • -You know, I-I’ll blow off
  • some of my responsibilities.
  • -No, no! See?
  • I’m such a terrible influence.
  • It’s only a matter of time
  • before I do something
  • so messed up
  • that not only does
  • the kingdom turn on me,
  • but they turn on you.
  • Don’t quit us, Mal.
  • The people love you.
  • I love you.
  • Don’t you love me?
  • I have to take myself
  • out of the picture
  • because it’s what’s
  • best for you,
  • and it’s what’s best
  • for Auradon.
  • Mal, no, please.
  • Mm.
  • Ben…
  • I can’t do this.
  • You should go,
  • Ben.
  • Ben, please go.
  • Please leave.
  • So?
  • Where’s Mal?
  • -She’s not coming back.
  • -What?
  • I’ll talk to her.
  • M?
  • Re-sync and more by Dandysubs.
  • Mal,
  • it’s Evie.
  • Let me just talk to you
  • for a second.
  • Mal, come on.
  • Go away!
  • - Let’s give her a couple
  • of hours to cool off.
  • Guys!
  • Where’s Ben?
  • Ben?
  • Ben!
  • - Ben, don’t scare us
  • like that.
  • Don’t scare you?
  • But that’s my specialty.
  • -Harry.
  • -What did you do
  • with Ben?
  • Oh, uh, we nicked him.
  • Mm-hmm. Yeah.
  • And if you want
  • to see him again,
  • have Mal come
  • to the Chip Shoppe tonight.
  • Alone.
  • Uma wants
  • a little visit.
  • Aw, Jay.
  • Seems like
  • you’ve lost your touch.
  • -Hey!
  • -Jay!
  • Hey!
  • If you guys never
  • would have brought him here,
  • this never
  • would have happened.
  • What were you thinking?!
  • He was gonna come
  • with or without us.
  • We just wanted
  • to protect him.
  • Yeah, and we completely
  • blew it, guys.
  • Okay! Okay.
  • So, what are we gonna do?
  • "We" are not doing anything.
  • This is between
  • Uma and me.
  • And she’s a punk.
  • And guess what?
  • Now I have to
  • go get him.
  • Whoa, whoa, whoa.
  • Mal.
  • You’re still gonna have
  • to go through Harry Hook
  • and his wharf rats.
  • Yeah, you’re
  • gonna need us.
  • -Uma said to come alone.
  • -Mal, come on.
  • She said
  • to come alone.
  • I know one thing.
  • I’m not
  • going anywhere.
  • We’ll be here
  • when you get back.
  • Hey! I wanted
  • the fried clams.
  • And I wanted
  • a sea pony.
  • Life ain’t fair!
  • I’m back.
  • Loser,
  • party of one.
  • Right this way,
  • please.
  • -Place still stinks.
  • -Oh, I’m sorry.
  • We’re down
  • a butler today…
  • Princess.
  • Where is he?
  • You know,
  • I’ve dreamed of this.
  • You wanting
  • something from me,
  • and me watching you squirm
  • like a worm on a hook.
  • I’m so flattered
  • that you dream of me.
  • I haven’t given you
  • a thought since I left.
  • Obviously.
  • You have your perfect,
  • little life, don’t you?
  • Doesn’t she have
  • the perfect, little life?
  • And we’re 20 years
  • into a garbage strike.
  • Listen, if you have
  • some kind of score
  • to settle with me,
  • game on.
  • I see no need
  • to bring Ben into this.
  • It may be
  • a little unnecessary,
  • but, oh,
  • it is so much fun.
  • Here’s the deal.
  • Just like your mother--
  • always a catch.
  • If you win…
  • Ben is free to go.
  • Hmm?
  • Don’t you want to know
  • what I get if I win?
  • -Still dreaming.
  • -Mm.
  • Last time I checked,
  • your mother thought
  • she had things
  • all sewn up, too, huh?
  • How’d that work out
  • for her again?
  • On three.
  • -One.
  • -Two.
  • -Three.
  • -Three.
  • You know,
  • that whole princess act?
  • Ugh. Never bought it
  • for a second.
  • You can stick a tiara
  • on a villain,
  • but you’re still
  • a villain.
  • And you can
  • slap a pirate hat on,
  • but you’re still
  • Shrimpy.
  • If I win…
  • you bring me
  • the wand.
  • Now… if you want
  • beasty boy back,
  • bring me Fairy Godmother’s
  • magic wand
  • to my ship tomorrow
  • at 12:00 noon…
  • sharp.
  • Oh, and if you blab…
  • you can kiss
  • your baby goodbye.
  • There’s no way we’re gonna
  • give Uma the wand.
  • We can’t just let her
  • destroy Auradon.
  • Uma doesn’t get the wand,
  • then Ben is toast, guys.
  • Right, so, we’re gonna
  • give Uma, of all people,
  • the wand.
  • - Do we have
  • another choice?
  • Wait! You guys!
  • -Your 3D printer.
  • -A phony wand?
  • -Yes!
  • -In my sleep.
  • And the second Uma tests it,
  • she’ll know it’s fake.
  • Well, okay, so then we just
  • get Ben out really fast.
  • We need some kind of diversion.
  • Smoke bombs!
  • That’s perfect.
  • I’ll get the chemicals I need
  • from Lady Tremaine’s place.
  • That could work.
  • Oh, and sick hair,
  • by the way.
  • Evil Stepmom seriously
  • stepped up her game.
  • Okay, do you want
  • to know something?
  • -Dizzy did this.
  • -Little Dizzy? Shut up!
  • I know.
  • I’m, like, loving it.
  • -It’s, like, a lot lighter.
  • -Really proud of her.
  • Hello?
  • Right.
  • Carlos, Jay, you guys
  • meet us at Pirates Bay
  • no later than noon.
  • And, you guys, losing--
  • not an option.
  • ‘Cause we’re rotten…
  • To the core.
  • Let’s do this.
  • -Shh.
  • -Okay.
  • Evie?
  • -Evie! You came back!
  • -Hi!
  • Hey. So great
  • to see you, too.
  • Is it all
  • just like we imagined?
  • Do they really have closets
  • you can walk into?
  • Have you been to
  • a real swimming pool?
  • What does
  • ice cream taste like?
  • It’s cold
  • and it’s sweet,
  • and if you eat it too fast,
  • it gives you a headache.
  • -Really?
  • -Yeah.
  • I saved your sketch book
  • for you.
  • You did?
  • Dizzy!
  • Oh, my gosh.
  • Wow.
  • I made this dress
  • out of an old curtain
  • and safety pins.
  • It reminds me of the dress
  • you made for Mal
  • when she met Jasmine.
  • -I spilled curry
  • all over that.
  • -You did.
  • Yeah, I saw that.
  • You’re totally right,
  • Dizzy.
  • This was-- this was totally
  • the inspiration for that.
  • I knew it!
  • You can take the girl
  • out of the Isle,
  • but you can’t take the Isle
  • out of the girl.
  • Is this…
  • too much,
  • or is this fabulous?
  • Hand me
  • the glue gun!
  • Hi.
  • Oh, I’m sorry
  • I’m so late, Dude.
  • -Ben got captured.
  • -Don’t.
  • Why is our door open?
  • You’ve got
  • to be kidding me.
  • - I knocked.
  • - Go on, Dude.
  • - What is that?
  • - Oh.
  • That’s a little
  • Chad action figure.
  • Zoom!
  • Well, minus the head.
  • Sounds like
  • an improvement.
  • Excuse me.
  • All right.
  • Here we go.
  • Why are you guys making
  • Fairy Godmother’s wand?
  • Oh.
  • Uh, why are we making
  • Fairy Godmother’s wand?
  • Because, uh…
  • Ben’s been captured!
  • What?!
  • -Dude can talk?
  • -I was stalling.
  • I thought you forgot.
  • Don’t tell anyone!
  • Ben’s life
  • depends on it.
  • Really?
  • So, if something
  • were to happen,
  • you know
  • what I’m saying…
  • Something bad,
  • we get it.
  • God forbid.
  • But if something
  • were to happen,
  • who do you think
  • would be in line to be king?
  • - Is it me, or is that
  • in really poor taste?
  • I’m taking this.
  • And if you think I--
  • Thank you, Jay.
  • All right.
  • -Got it?
  • -Yeah, I got it.
  • -Careful.
  • -I got it.
  • Perfect. That makes
  • five smoke bombs.
  • Okay. I think
  • that’s enough, right?
  • -Yeah.
  • -Yeah.
  • M, how amazing
  • would this look
  • with my shredded tee
  • and my heart purse?
  • - Very amazing.
  • - Take it.
  • Take a bunch.
  • Oh, Dizzy!
  • Oh, my gosh.
  • -Thank you.
  • -It would make me so happy
  • to know that you were wearing
  • something of mine in Auradon.
  • Almost like me
  • being there myself.
  • I really wish
  • I could take you with me.
  • At least one of us
  • had her dream
  • come true, right?
  • Yeah.
  • -E, we got to go.
  • -Okay.
  • She’s gonna be okay.
  • Yeah.
  • But she could be
  • so much more.
  • Let’s go.
  • That one was epic.
  • That went on
  • for actual days.
  • Like it mattered, right?
  • They were both undone
  • by True Love’s Kiss.
  • Works every time.
  • I really thought that’s
  • what you and Ben had.
  • Do you want
  • to talk about it?
  • Nah. I’m not
  • coming back, Evie.
  • I can’t. I really
  • tried to tell you.
  • Yeah.
  • But, I mean, I saw
  • the way your face lit up
  • when we walked
  • through those dorm rooms
  • for the first time.
  • And I couldn’t
  • spoil that for you.
  • If you’re staying,
  • I’m staying, too.
  • No.
  • Evie, you are
  • an Auradon girl.
  • And I am…
  • and will always be…
  • the girl from the Isle.
  • I didn’t know what you
  • Were going through
  • I thought
  • that you were fine
  • Why did you
  • have to hide?
  • I didn’t want to
  • let you down
  • But the truth is out
  • It’s tearing me apart
  • Not listening
  • to my heart
  • I really had to go
  • And I would
  • never stop you
  • Even though
  • we’ve changed
  • Nothing has to change
  • And you can find me
  • in the space between
  • Where two worlds
  • come to meet
  • I’ll never be out of reach
  • ‘Cause you’re a part of me
  • So you can find me
  • in the space between
  • You’ll never be alone
  • No matter where you go
  • We can meet
  • in the space between
  • There are no words
  • left to say
  • I know you got to
  • find your place
  • But this is not the end
  • No, you’re part
  • of who I am
  • Even if we’re worlds apart
  • You’re still in my heart
  • It will always be
  • You and me
  • Yeah
  • You can find me
  • in the space between
  • Where two worlds
  • come to meet
  • We’ll never
  • be out of reach
  • Never be out of reach
  • No, ‘cause
  • you’re a part of me
  • So you can find me
  • in the space between
  • You’ll never be alone
  • No matter where you go
  • We can meet
  • In the space between
  • Yeah
  • No matter where you go
  • No matter where you go
  • We can meet
  • in the space between
  • -Carlos!
  • -Hmm? What?
  • -Not bad.
  • -Yeah.
  • -Let’s go.
  • -Let’s go. Yeah.
  • Hey, guys.
  • What about me?
  • No, Dude. You stay.
  • I’m serious. Stay.
  • I love you, buddy.
  • We’ll be back
  • before you know it.
  • Oh, hey,
  • have you seen Evie?
  • Uh…
  • She went camping.
  • Evie-I-want-to-
  • live-in-a-castle
  • sleeping on the ground
  • with no place to plug in
  • a hair dryer?
  • You know
  • how spontaneous
  • she is, bro.
  • Yeah.
  • Totally. Totally.
  • Later, Doug.
  • I’m coming with you guys.
  • What?
  • We don’t need
  • swords at the…
  • Waffle Hut.
  • You’re going to the Isle
  • to rescue Ben.
  • Look, it’s either
  • you take me
  • or I’m gonna have to
  • tell Fairy Godmother.
  • Okay! Really?
  • Coochy, coochy, coo.
  • How’s it feel to be
  • the king now, eh?
  • Give it a rest, Harry.
  • Give it a rest.
  • We don’t want
  • damaged goods.
  • You said that
  • I could hook him.
  • I said at noon.
  • 20 more minutes.
  • That says 11:30.
  • Ah.
  • You better hope your
  • girlfriend comes through.
  • Mm-hmm.
  • Well, she’s not
  • my girlfriend anymore.
  • Leave us alone, Harry.
  • 19 minutes to go now.
  • Go.
  • I get that
  • you don’t deserve this.
  • "This?"
  • This island is a prison,
  • thanks to your father.
  • And don’t pretend
  • to look out for me.
  • Because no one’s
  • looking out for me.
  • It’s just me.
  • So this isn’t
  • your mom’s plan?
  • Isn’t that her necklace?
  • My mom doesn’t
  • care about me, either.
  • Well, not unless she needs
  • someone for the night shift.
  • Ouch.
  • I don’t need your pity.
  • No, you certainly don’t.
  • You’re very resourceful.
  • I don’t see
  • you tied up.
  • All right.
  • So let’s trash talk Mal.
  • I’d rather talk about you.
  • Mm.
  • Funny and a gentleman.
  • I really hope I don’t have to
  • feed you to the fishes.
  • Well, you don’t. Set me free,
  • and we’ll go back together.
  • Oh, so now I get
  • an invite?
  • Gee, I wonder why.
  • When you brought Mal, Evie,
  • Carlos, and Jay to Auradon,
  • that’s as mad as
  • I’ve ever been in my life.
  • And trust me,
  • I’ve been plenty mad.
  • I never thought of it
  • like that before.
  • That I could’ve hurt
  • the people I didn’t pick.
  • My plan was to start
  • with four kids and bring
  • more people over.
  • I guess I was
  • busy being king.
  • That sounds lame.
  • I’m so sorry.
  • You’re a leader, Uma.
  • So am I.
  • Come to Auradon
  • and be part of the solution.
  • Me?
  • Part of your solution?
  • Nah.
  • I don’t need you.
  • I’m gonna get there
  • on my own.
  • Harry!
  • Let’s see what
  • this puppy can do.
  • -I’ll get the swords.
  • -Okay.
  • -Oh, Lonnie!
  • -I made them bring me.
  • Oh, I’m so glad.
  • Hi. Welcome to the Isle.
  • -It’s good to see you.
  • -Thanks.
  • And Dude.
  • I told you to stay.
  • I flunked obedience class.
  • Great. And he
  • can still talk.
  • You’re lucky
  • I love you.
  • Come on.
  • Ooh.
  • Here, let me see.
  • Wow, what a beauty.
  • -It’s noon.
  • -All right.
  • -Are we ready?
  • -Yeah.
  • Let’s do this.
  • Stay!
  • I mean it.
  • Hey, guys!
  • They’re here!
  • Welcome!
  • Finally!
  • Let’s get this party started
  • I swear I’m cold hearted
  • There’s no negotiation
  • I’m not here for debatin’
  • You need some motivation?
  • Just look at Ben’s face,
  • then ask yourself
  • How long you think
  • I’ll remain patient
  • I’ll throw him overboard
  • And let him swim
  • with killer sharks
  • You either hand over the wand,
  • or he’ll be ripped apart
  • Now let’s all just be smart
  • Although for you,
  • that must be hard
  • You’ll get your want
  • No one has to come
  • to any harm
  • Don’t try to intimidate
  • Your bark is much worse
  • than your bite
  • Who’s the baddest
  • of them all?
  • I guess we’re
  • finding out tonight
  • Let’s go, bring it on
  • Better give us what we want
  • It’s the wand for the crown
  • If you don’t,
  • it’s going down
  • Let’s go, make your move
  • Peace or war, it’s up to you
  • Give him up and do it now
  • If you don’t,
  • it’s going down
  • We want the wand,
  • or else the king is gone
  • Your time is running out
  • You should really
  • watch your mouth
  • Let’s go, pound for pound
  • We’re prepared
  • to stand our ground
  • Put your swords up
  • Put ‘em up, it’s going down
  • Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh
  • Make the trade!
  • Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh
  • Or walk the plank!
  • Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh
  • Make the trade!
  • Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh
  • Or walk the plank!
  • Okay, look, this is not
  • a conversation
  • It’s a do-or-die situation
  • If you don’t give me
  • back the king
  • I’ll have no hesitation
  • I’ll serve you right here
  • And I don’t need
  • a reservation
  • That way your whole
  • "pirate crew"
  • Can have a demonstration
  • Release him now
  • - And we can go
  • our separate ways
  • Unless you want to deal
  • with me and the VKs
  • - So that’s your
  • big speech, huh?
  • An empty ultimatum?
  • All it takes is one swing,
  • and I’ll humiliate him!
  • Matter of fact,
  • make one wrong move
  • And I’ll debilitate him
  • And if he even starts
  • to slip, I’ll eliminate him
  • All it takes is
  • one wrong look and I’ll--
  • Harry, we get it.
  • Chill.
  • Let’s go, bring it on
  • Better give us what we want
  • It’s the wand for the crown
  • If you don’t,
  • it’s going down
  • Let’s go, make your move
  • Peace or war, it’s up to you
  • Give him up and do it now
  • If you don’t,
  • it’s going down
  • We want the wand,
  • or else the king is gone
  • Your time is running out
  • You should really
  • watch your mouth
  • Let’s go pound for pound
  • We’re prepared
  • to stand our ground
  • Put your swords up
  • Put ‘em up, it’s going down
  • Hey, we don’t
  • have to choose
  • We don’t have
  • to light the fuse
  • Mal, whatever you do,
  • it’s gonna be a lose-lose
  • There’s got to
  • be a better way
  • Uma, I promise
  • I’ll give you your chance
  • You’ll have your say
  • Silly king,
  • you give me?
  • You’re gonna give me
  • a chance?
  • - Well, not a chance!
  • - Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh
  • - Make the trade!
  • - Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh
  • Or walk the plank!
  • Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh
  • - Make the trade!
  • - Yo-oh, ho-oh, oh-oh
  • Or walk the plank!
  • Hold up. Mm. Too easy.
  • Why don’t you give it
  • a test drive?
  • We want to see it work.
  • You always were
  • quite the drama queen.
  • Oh, and nothing too big,
  • or else Ben is fish bait.
  • We’re dead.
  • Okay.
  • Although it seems absurd,
  • turn your bark into a word!
  • Talk, dog.
  • Does this vest
  • make me look fat?
  • Hey, does anyone have
  • some bacon? Cookies?
  • -Give me the wand!
  • -Give me Ben!
  • Harry, bring him over.
  • Ooh, um, before you go,
  • tell your mom
  • that Gaston says hi
  • and also tell your dad
  • that my dad wishes
  • he’d finished off your dad
  • when he had the chance.
  • Oh. Cut him loose, Harry.
  • I never get
  • to have any fun.
  • Yes!
  • Ben, go!
  • Yeah!
  • -Go! Move!
  • -Okay, okay.
  • By the power of the sea,
  • tear it down and set us free!
  • No!
  • Ben!
  • You do not get
  • to win every time!
  • Trust me.
  • Get ‘em!
  • Ben!
  • Aah!
  • Go!
  • Hello, Jay.
  • Well, well, well.
  • Aah!
  • Aaah!
  • Hey, Ben.
  • Here, take mine.
  • Amazeballs!
  • Hi. You miss me?
  • Let’s dance.
  • Hey, Gil.
  • Get out of here, Ben.
  • Nice scarf.
  • It’s mine now.
  • Ben.
  • Oh.
  • Aaah!
  • Aaah!
  • Uma!
  • Jay, go start the car.
  • I’ll meet
  • you guys there.
  • Ben, come on. Go!
  • Mal’s mine!
  • Hiya.
  • Coochy, coochy, coo.
  • Let’s go, bring it on
  • Bring it on, it’s going down
  • Time is running out
  • Carlos! Smoke bomb.
  • Let’s go, pound for pound
  • We’re prepared
  • to stand our ground
  • Put your swords up
  • It’s going down
  • Let’s go!
  • -Let’s go, now! Go!
  • -Come on!
  • Yo-oh, ho-oh,
  • oh-oh, oh-oh
  • Yo-oh,
  • ho-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
  • What’s my name?
  • What’s my name?
  • - What’s my name?
  • - Uma, Uma-la-la-ooh
  • Say it nowwwwww!
  • -You okay?
  • -Yeah, I’m good.
  • Nice work out there,
  • Lonnie.
  • Come on, Dude, hop in.
  • Oh, now you listen to me.
  • -Let’s go.
  • -Come on, Evie, get in.
  • Let’s go.
  • Mal!
  • No! Move!
  • Get out of my way!
  • Come on, come on, come on.
  • Swords.
  • I’m really sorry
  • that things didn’t go
  • the way you wanted them to.
  • I mean, as long as
  • you’re safe, that’s…
  • Well, I mean, at least
  • I got to see the Isle.
  • They’re my people, too.
  • Uma helped me see that.
  • Ben, Uma captured you.
  • She’s an angry girl
  • with a bad plan.
  • That’s not so different
  • from you when you came
  • to Auradon, Mal.
  • Awkward.
  • Dude, I know you can talk,
  • but it doesn’t always
  • mean you should.
  • Here we go.
  • Why don’t you
  • stop by practice later.
  • What, in the mood
  • to break some rules?
  • No.
  • I’ll get these
  • back to the gym.
  • -Thanks.
  • -See you later.
  • Ben, there you are.
  • Cotillion’s tonight.
  • Come here.
  • Look, this is the stained
  • glass window for Mal.
  • Isn’t it beautiful?
  • She’s gonna love it.
  • Do you want to cancel?
  • Um, you know what?
  • I can come back.
  • -Uh, but, like,
  • really, really soon.
  • -No, no, no.
  • No, no, no.
  • Now’s fine. Um…
  • Do whatever
  • you need to do.
  • -We need to talk.
  • -Yeah.
  • No.
  • No?
  • You guys are always
  • going off in a huddle,
  • whispering your girl talk
  • stuff or whatever,
  • and Jay and I
  • are tired of it.
  • I’m not.
  • We’re your family, too.
  • We’ve been through
  • a lot together.
  • We’re not stopping
  • that now, okay?
  • Everyone sit.
  • Come on.
  • You too.
  • I don’t know how
  • to start girl talk.
  • What up?
  • Um, well…
  • I’m a mess.
  • I’m such a mess.
  • I mean, six months ago,
  • I was, you know,
  • stealing candy
  • from babies, and now
  • everybody wants me to be
  • this Lady of the Court.
  • And I have no idea
  • how to keep up the act.
  • Then don’t.
  • See? This was dumb.
  • Maybe it wasn’t.
  • We’re always gonna be
  • the kids from the Isle.
  • I tried to forget it.
  • I really tried,
  • but those are our roots.
  • And we all did what
  • we had to do to survive.
  • But it made us who we are.
  • And we’re never gonna be
  • like anybody else here.
  • And that’s okay.
  • That’s okay.
  • And we can’t fake it.
  • No.
  • Yeah. I mean, especially
  • without my spell book.
  • Mal, if Ben doesn’t
  • love the real you,
  • then he’s not the one.
  • I like that.
  • Give him a chance.
  • I’m gonna make some
  • changes to your dress.
  • And if you’re up for it--
  • only if you’re up for it--
  • it will be
  • waiting for you, okay?
  • Come on, buddy.
  • Come to Cotillion
  • tonight, all right?
  • If Ben isn’t smart enough
  • to love you
  • and you can’t stand
  • another day,
  • I’ll drive you
  • back tomorrow myself.
  • Okay?
  • - "Girl talk."
  • - Crushed it.
  • Yeah, except when it comes
  • to asking Jane out.
  • Then I’m
  • a total chicken.
  • I’m gonna paraphrase one
  • of the bravest boys I know.
  • If she does not like you,
  • then she is not the one for you.
  • You really are
  • a man’s best friend.
  • Come on, let’s go.
  • Let’s bring it in, boys.
  • Let’s bring it in.
  • All right.
  • You all know I come
  • from the Isle, right,
  • where things
  • are pretty whack.
  • No,
  • but there is one thing
  • the Isle’s got on Auradon.
  • If you’re strong,
  • we want you by our side--
  • girl or boy.
  • Hey, Jay, hold on here.
  • We don’t--
  • We don’t break the rules
  • here in Auradon.
  • That’s over
  • on the Isle.
  • "The team shall be comprised of
  • a captain and eight men."
  • So, uh…
  • give it up for your
  • new team captain.
  • -Whoa!
  • -What?!
  • Thank you.
  • Fine.
  • Give me 10!
  • Come on, guys.
  • -1, 2…
  • -Pick it up, Chad.
  • -3, 4…
  • -Nice form, Jay.
  • 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
  • Okay, practice is over.
  • Get out of here.
  • Go get ready for Cotillion.
  • Hey, Jay.
  • Yeah?
  • Wait until I tell my mom.
  • Let’s get out of here.
  • Come in.
  • I have a scout badge
  • in s’mores!
  • How could you go
  • camping without me?
  • -What?
  • -Are you seeing
  • someone else?
  • -Are you?
  • -No.
  • Is it Happy’s son?
  • Because let me tell you,
  • he is not as happy as his dad.
  • Kind of a dark streak,
  • in fact.
  • Doug, Ben was captured
  • on the Isle.
  • We rescued Ben
  • and saved Auradon.
  • So you’re not seeing
  • Happy’s son or anyone else?
  • Don’t be dopey.
  • Besides, we have
  • dresses to deliver.
  • It is Cotillion day,
  • after all.
  • And you know what?
  • I was lucky enough
  • to have been given a chance,
  • and now I need to give
  • someone else a chance, too.
  • My Uncle Bashful
  • used to say that.
  • -Did he?
  • -Yeah.
  • But really quietly.
  • Let’s do this.
  • -Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Say no more.
  • -Jane. Jane. Jane!
  • Hey, hey, uh…
  • -Would you go to
  • Cotillion with me?
  • -Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
  • We’re all taking a stretch
  • carriage over at 6:00.
  • No, no, no. The pen toppers
  • are in the port side cabin.
  • No, I--
  • I mean… with me.
  • Yeah, want me to
  • swing by your room?
  • No, no, no. So, when you’re on
  • the boat facing the left…
  • Yeah, yeah. Right.
  • No, no, no. Not right, left.
  • Uh…
  • This is gonna be tricky.
  • Jane?
  • Would you be my date
  • for Cotillion?
  • And if you don’t absolutely
  • hate me by the end of it, um,
  • would you consider maybe
  • being more than friends?
  • -Maybe?
  • -Like boyfriend
  • and girlfriend?
  • Where we can hold hands
  • instead of slugging
  • each other all the time?
  • And we can text, and I can
  • tell you how great you are?
  • Because, Carlos, you’re
  • really, really great.
  • And I’m-- I’m the luckiest
  • girl in the world!
  • -You’re so nice and cute.
  • -Me too!
  • I am the luckiest girl--
  • I mean guy.
  • Luckiest guy.
  • Jane? Can you hear me?
  • Oh, sorry.
  • I’ll see you later.
  • -Yeah. Totally.
  • -Right. So…
  • Good boy.
  • Yeah, oh, yeah.
  • Come on, Dude.
  • Let’s go. Yes!
  • Finally.
  • Oh, what’s that?
  • Why no, Audrey,
  • I haven’t chosen my queen yet.
  • Why no, Audrey--
  • Who could be calling me?
  • Ohh! Audrey!
  • Audrey!
  • Chad! This is
  • my room, Chad!
  • What?
  • Audrey?
  • Yeah. Yeah?
  • Well, yeah. Oh, well,
  • that’s wonderful news.
  • She got a flat tire
  • in Sherwood Forest,
  • and she wants me
  • to go fix it.
  • That’s six hours away.
  • Really? Only six?
  • I’m gonna be there faster
  • than I thought.
  • Mwah!
  • Ah, ah.
  • My printer, my crown.
  • Oh. Yeah,
  • about that, I was j--
  • Right.
  • I’m coming, Audrey!
  • Wow.
  • All the ladies in the house
  • Put your hands up in the air
  • All the fellas in the place
  • Put your hands up in the air
  • Let me see you
  • break it down
  • Let me see
  • you break it down
  • Let me see you
  • break it down
  • Evie, you look beautiful!
  • -Thank you so much.
  • -Did you design the barrette?
  • It’s beautiful, isn’t it?
  • Uh, no, it’s not my creation.
  • Many of the hair accessories
  • this evening are by
  • a fabulous new designer,
  • "Dizzy of the Isle."
  • That’s me! I made that!
  • Eeeee!
  • Knock it off!
  • I’m sorry, Granny!
  • I’ma do my thang
  • Let’s be clear,
  • this is all my lane
  • Don’t stop now,
  • ‘cause I’m on a roll
  • Dance all night,
  • let’s lose control
  • Jane!
  • There you are, my dear.
  • Well, everything looks
  • beautiful, my love.
  • But we just need to
  • ladle out the punch
  • before the sherbet melts.
  • Mom, I have a date.
  • A date? Really?
  • Do you have a date, too?
  • -Yeah.
  • -Really?
  • Yeah.
  • Mom.
  • Bippity boppity.
  • Oh!
  • After you.
  • The future Lady Mal!
  • You work it, girl.
  • Whoo!
  • -Yeah, Mal!
  • -Mal!
  • -Hi.
  • -Hi.
  • Hey,
  • Ben is on his way.
  • -Okay.
  • -And you look beautiful.
  • Oh, thank you.
  • I know we were
  • shocked at first,
  • but you-- you are
  • exactly what Ben needs.
  • And lucky for me, she doesn’t
  • go by first impressions.
  • Of course.
  • -Hi.
  • -Hi.
  • How are you?
  • Uh, sort of feel like
  • I’m gonna throw up.
  • Yeah? Okay. That’s okay.
  • Look, we’re right here
  • with you, okay?
  • Okay.
  • King Benjamin!
  • Whoo!
  • Go get him.
  • Mal, I wish I had
  • time to explain.
  • -Hi.
  • -Hi. Hi.
  • I’m sorry.
  • It all happened so fast.
  • Something happened to me
  • when I was on the Isle with Uma.
  • A connection.
  • What are you saying?
  • -I’m saying--
  • -It was love.
  • It was.
  • I just-- I realized how alike
  • Ben and I are, you know?
  • - We are.
  • - I know.
  • You’re so beautiful.
  • Ben.
  • Ben.
  • Did you go back for her?
  • He didn’t have to.
  • I dove through the barrier
  • before it closed,
  • and I’m an excellent
  • swimmer.
  • - You are.
  • - Aw, thank you.
  • Listen, Mal.
  • I just really want
  • to thank you, I do,
  • for everything.
  • Thank you.
  • Thank you so much.
  • Don’t you see, Mal?
  • You were right.
  • You knew that we weren’t
  • meant to be together.
  • That’s why you never told me
  • that you loved me.
  • Thank you.
  • Come on.
  • Not too thrilled
  • I risked my life for him.
  • We’re with you, Mal.
  • -Let’s get out of here.
  • -Okay.
  • Mal.
  • Honey, we’re so sorry.
  • We had no idea.
  • I’m gonna talk to him.
  • Lumiere, unveil the gift.
  • They need to see it!
  • And now for the unveiling
  • of King Ben’s masterpiece,
  • designed especially
  • for his lady.
  • Ben did that?
  • Yeah, he did.
  • Oh!
  • Evie.
  • Ben’s known
  • who I was all along.
  • Oh!
  • He loves the real you, M.
  • -A true love.
  • -Yeah.
  • Told you.
  • Cover that back up!
  • I will not!
  • Um, uh-- why don’t you
  • tell everyone
  • the present
  • you have for me, Ben?
  • I have an announcement!
  • Uma will be joining the court
  • tonight as my lady.
  • -Son…
  • -Not now, Dad!
  • The…
  • Uh, so as my gift to her,
  • I’m bringing down the barrier
  • once and for all!
  • Mateys, we ride with the tide!
  • -Yeah!
  • -Yeah!
  • Fairy Godmother.
  • Bring down the barrier.
  • I most certainly
  • will not.
  • I am your king!
  • Obey him.
  • Ben’s been spelled.
  • Ben.
  • Uma found
  • your spell book.
  • Just look at me.
  • Ben.
  • Ben.
  • -Look at me.
  • -No, look at me.
  • -You love me, remember?
  • -No, you don’t.
  • -Yes, you do.
  • -Ben, look at me.
  • Bring down
  • the barrier now!
  • I do not take
  • orders from you!
  • Ben?
  • Ben, I never told you
  • that I loved you because
  • I thought that
  • I wasn’t good enough.
  • And I thought that it was only
  • a matter of time before
  • you realized that yourself.
  • But, Ben, that’s me!
  • I’m part Isle
  • and part Auradon.
  • Ben, eyes over here.
  • And, Ben, you’ve always
  • known who we were
  • -and who we can be.
  • -Don’t listen to her.
  • Ben, I know what
  • love feels like now.
  • Ben, of course
  • I love you.
  • Ben, I’ve always
  • loved you.
  • Mal.
  • True love’s kiss.
  • Works every time.
  • -Ugh, give it to me!
  • -No! Guards, seize her!
  • No, no!
  • Stop, please! Stop!
  • Uma, I know you.
  • You are so much more
  • than just a villain.
  • And you have to believe me,
  • because I’ve been there.
  • Do not let your pride
  • get in the way
  • of something
  • that you really want.
  • No, no! Uma!
  • Uma!
  • Ah!
  • True love’s kiss
  • won’t defeat this.
  • The world will know my name!
  • Aaah!
  • Aah!
  • Mal?
  • Aah!
  • Come on, Mal!
  • Let’s finish this
  • once and for all!
  • Aah!
  • Watch out!
  • Wait, Ben! No!
  • -Ben!
  • -Ben!
  • -Ben!
  • -Ben!
  • Mal, Uma!
  • Stop! Back down!
  • What are you
  • gonna do, Ben?
  • Splash me?
  • That’s enough!
  • It’s got to stop!
  • This isn’t the answer!
  • The fighting has got to stop!
  • Nobody wins this way!
  • We have to listen
  • and respect each other.
  • It won’t be easy, but let’s
  • be brave enough to try.
  • Uma, I know you want
  • what is best for the Isle.
  • Help me make a difference.
  • There you go.
  • Good job, man.
  • Ooh!
  • Whoo!
  • So, I did not know
  • that I could do that.
  • Tell me about it.
  • That makes two of us.
  • Oh.
  • -Thank you.
  • -Shall we?
  • We shall.
  • Hi.
  • All right, all right,
  • all right, all right.
  • How about that son of mine?
  • -Ours.
  • -Ours.
  • Yes.
  • How about his girlfriend?
  • I think we’re in
  • very good hands here.
  • Very good hands.
  • I owe you guys so much.
  • -Yeah.
  • -Really.
  • -Yep.
  • -You got that right.
  • -Just a little bit.
  • -If there is anything
  • that you need, or anything
  • I can do for you…
  • Um, actually, there is, Ben.
  • I know a girl who would
  • really love to come to Auradon.
  • It’s Drizella’s
  • daughter, Dizzy.
  • She’s like
  • a little sister to me.
  • Then she should come.
  • Okay!
  • Okay, great!
  • Actually, um…
  • Ben, there’s a lot of kids
  • who would really love it
  • here in Auradon.
  • Kids just like us, who also
  • deserve a second chance.
  • Can I maybe get you a list?
  • Yes, yes!
  • Absolutely, please.
  • Great.
  • M’lady Mal, we found
  • your spell book below deck.
  • Uma had it.
  • Ooh.
  • Um…
  • You know, this seems
  • like the kind of thing
  • that belongs in the hands
  • of Fairy Godmother.
  • Fairy Godmother?
  • That’s me, thank you.
  • Mm-hmm.
  • This belongs
  • in the museum.
  • It does, yes,
  • and I’m gonna take it.
  • Go for it.
  • I’m not gonna
  • be needing it anymore.
  • Aah!
  • Looking back
  • at yesterday
  • I thought
  • I gave it everything
  • But still there’s so much
  • road ahead of me
  • When I looked
  • into your eyes
  • I guess
  • I didn’t recognize
  • Who we are
  • and all that we can be
  • Sometimes it’s hard
  • to find yourself
  • But it’s worth it in the end
  • ‘Cause in your heart
  • is where it all begins
  • We got to be bold
  • We got to be brave
  • We got to be free
  • We got to get loud
  • Making that change
  • You got to believe
  • Whoa-oh-oh
  • We’ll look deep inside
  • And we’ll rise up and shine
  • We can be bold
  • We can brave
  • Let everyone see
  • It starts with you and me
  • Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
  • Hey
  • It starts with you and me
  • Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
  • Hey
  • It starts with you and me
  • There’s something special
  • that I’ve learned
  • It’s together we can
  • change the world
  • Everybody’s got something
  • they can bring
  • When you take a look
  • inside yourself
  • Do you wish that
  • you were something else
  • But who you are is
  • who you need to be
  • Sometimes it’s hard
  • to find yourself
  • But it’s worth it in the end
  • ‘Cause in your heart
  • is where it all begins
  • We got to be bold
  • We got to be brave
  • We got to be free
  • We got to get loud
  • Making that change
  • You got to believe
  • Whoa-oh-oh
  • We’ll look deep inside
  • And we’ll rise up and shine
  • We can be bold
  • We can brave
  • Let everyone see
  • It starts with you and me
  • Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
  • Hey!
  • It starts with you and me
  • Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
  • Hey! It starts
  • with you and me
  • If we all can do our part
  • We know that it can
  • be the start
  • To bring about
  • the difference that we need
  • Yeah
  • I promise
  • we can work this out
  • I promise we can
  • see it through
  • Don’t you know it’s up to me
  • It’s up to me and you
  • We got to be bold
  • We got to be brave
  • We got to be free
  • Gonna be free
  • We got to get loud
  • Making that change
  • You got to believe
  • Whoa-oh-oh
  • We’ll look deep inside
  • And we’ll rise up and shine
  • We can be bold
  • We can brave
  • Let everyone see
  • It starts with you and me
  • Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
  • It starts with you and me
  • Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah
  • It starts with you and me
  • Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
  • It starts with you and me
  • Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
  • It starts with you and me
  • Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
  • Hey! It starts
  • with you and me
  • Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
  • Hey!
  • It starts with you and me
  • Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah
  • It starts with you and me
  • Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
  • Oh, oh
  • It starts with you and me
  • Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah
  • It starts with you and me
  • Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
  • Oh, oh
  • It starts with you and me
  • You and me
  • You and me
  • You and me
  • You and me
  • You and me
  • It starts with you and me
  • It starts with you and me
  • "His Royal Majesty,
  • King Ben of Auradon
  • "and his Counselor,
  • Ms. Evie of the Isle,
  • "hereby request
  • the pleasure of your company,
  • "Dizzy Tremaine, for the current
  • academic year at Auradon Prep.
  • "Please notify
  • His Majesty’s couriers
  • "of your response
  • to this request.
  • "We’d love you to join us
  • at Auradon Prep.
  • "Will you come?
  • Signed, King Ben."
  • Zip it up!
  • Yay!
  • What?
  • You didn’t think this was
  • the end of the story, did you?
  • There you see her
  • Sitting there across the way
  • She don’t got a lot to say
  • But there’s something
  • about her
  • And you don’t know why,
  • but you’re dying to try
  • You want to kiss the girl
  • Oh, oh
  • Sha-la-la-la-la-la,
  • don’t be scared
  • You got the mood prepared
  • Go on and kiss the girl
  • Kiss the girl
  • Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la,
  • you can play
  • Let the music play
  • - That’s right, kiss the girl
  • - Go on and kiss the girl