The Ghost Zone. We see several glowing purple doors floating in the aether.
Box Ghost [Popping up and waving his hands.] Beware! [Clearing his throat and continuing in a deeper voice, gesturing dramatically.] Beware! [Trying again with different intonation.] Beware. [Flying past several unimpressed ghosts in a cemetery.] Beware!
Two of Walker's goons post a wanted poster for Wulf, for $1,000,000.
Box Ghost [Popping up again and wiggling his fingers.] Be--what? [Turning and noticing the poster; indignant.] One million for an overgrown dog? [Floating to the next poster, which is for Vortex.] Two million for an overgrown cloud? [Moving on to Undergrowth's.] Three million for an overgrown ficus?! [Throwing his hands up.] Chump change! For those ghosts pale in comparison to me, the Box Ghost! Imagine the value of a ghost that terrorizes with corrugated cardboard [Holding up a sample.] and the occasional roll of bubble-wrap! [Pulling out a roll of bubble-wrap from hammer space.] It must make the head spin! [His own head flies up off his neck and spins in the air before settling back in place.]
A crumpled ball of paper hits him in the head, and he unwads it. It is his "wanted" poster, which reads "Not wanted. $2.50 or best offer."
Box Ghost [Reading.] "Not wanted"?! [Tears it apart.] This is an outrage! Do I not inspire fear and loathing? [The top of his head comes off, his purple colored brain popping out.]
Several nameless ghosts start laughing at him.
Box Ghost Stop your chortling at my expense! [They do, but keep smiling.] The Box Ghost can be threatening, ominous, uh....threatening! [Pointing emphatically.] I will prove it to you! You will all rue the day you underestimated my awesome four-sided ability to terrorize!
The Box Ghost zips off to a a floating warehouse on a small rock island, entering through the window.
Box Ghost And with the aid of some very special boxes, [We see that the room is packed with various types of boxes.] I will bring stackable, packable terror to them all! Beware! [Impressed with himself] Ooh, that's good...
The trio walks through the Amity Park park archway.
Sam [Exasperated.] This is nuts! We've been capturing and recapturing the Box Ghost all day long!
Tucker What's up with these boxes he's using? [Holding up a photo of the Box Ghost egging on a fanged postal box.] I mean, the Mailbox of Misfortune?
Danny I know. All I got from that was a paper cut. [Mimicking the Box Ghost's pose.] Ooh, so menacing.
Sam And the ring from the Jewelry Box of Despair [Holds up one hand. The index finger is green.] didn't do anything but turn my finger green. How is that scary?
Tucker Cubic zirconium is pretty terrifying.
Danny Well, he's attacked seven times, and we've sent him back to the Ghost Zone seven times. I think he's finally gotten the message. [His ghost sense goes off.]
A shadow falls over them and they all look up.
Sam Maybe you need to write it down.
Naturally, it's the Box Ghost who shows up.
Box Ghost [Holding up a lunchbox with a skull on it.] Behold! The Lunchbox of Fear! [He opens it, and a glowing thermos flies out. Danny catches it.]
Danny Hey, bringing your own thermos to our battles now? You know, you could save us some time by showing up already inside it.
Box Ghost [Swirling light emanating from the Lunchbox of Fear.] And now, taste your multi-grain doom! [He holds the lunchbox aloft, and a stream of sandwiches jets out of it. Sandwiches start raining from the sky, one of them hitting a woman in a purple dress.]
Purple Dress Lady [Pointing excitedly.] Look, that caterer brought free lunch for everyone!
Assorted townsfolk start cheering and grabbing sandwiches.
Box Ghost No, no, I am no caterer! My sandwiches are very high in calories! They will totally clog your arteries!
Sam [Scoffing.] In like, forty years!
Box Ghost Yeah, so? It is a slow death!
Tucker and Danny start eating their sandwiches.
Box Ghost Wait...what are you doing?
Danny Tasting our doom. And I gotta tell ya, it's a little dry.
Tucker You wouldn't happen to have any Spicy Mustard of Doom, would ya?
The Box Ghost makes a frustrated sound and flies off.
Cut to the Amity Park Mall. The trio is walking past a store called Shoes and Pillows.
Tucker [Burping.] Is it me, or are those sandwiches making anyone else burp?
Sam Well, when you eat four of them...
Tucker Hey, free food is free food, even if it's vaguely evil.
Danny's ghost sense goes off.
Danny Guys, I think it's time for dessert.
The Box Ghost is back.
Box Ghost Behold! [Holds up a shoe box with a skull on it.] The Shoe Box of Terror! [The box starts to glow.]
Danny [Skeptically.] I'm sorry, but, how are shoes scary?
Tucker Dude, have you smelled yours?
Box Ghost When it comes to terror shoes, one size fits all. [He opens the box and a stream of shoes jets out, hitting several shoppers.]
Random shoppers Ow!
Purple Dress Lady Hey, everyone, the catering shoe salesman is giving out free samples! [We see the same people from the park catching shoes and exclaiming happily.]
Box Ghost [Furious.] I am not a catering shoe salesman! You are supposed to tremble as my menacing footwear pinches your feet like nobody's business!
Red Hair Chick [Holding up a purple pump.] Do you have these in a size eight?
Box Ghost Ugh! What do I have to do to get people to tremble around here? [Going intangible, he flies off through the ceiling.]
Danny Looks like the shoe is on the other foot now. [Sam and Tucker look at him flatly.] What? It was the only shoe pun I had.
Later, The Box Ghost is shown flying through the Ghost Zone looking ticked. He approaches Pandora's realm.
Box Ghost Ignore me will they? Well they shall know real terror when they see the most dreaded box in my collection! Which is ehm, actually not in my collection as such. Yet! Pandora's box... [Hovers over Pandora's box.] Those of us in the box trade have dreamed of this, the most concentrated collection of evil in the ghost zone or any realm in a confinement compact and luxury case. [Swipes Pandora's box off the pedestal.] And now it is mine!
A three headed dog appears and starts growling.
Box Ghost Hehe, nice doggies.
Pandora [Angry.] What's going on?! Who's down there!
Box Ghost Ehh, I'm from the warehouse! Just picking up your box for storage. [Whispering.] And by storage I mean using it to bring the world to its knees. [Going intangible, he escapes trough the door.]
Pandora [Screaming.] Who dares steal from Pandora! You will pay for this!
Cut to The Box Ghost, who is hiding in the ghostly forest.
Skulker You stole from Pandora? Not wise!
Box Ghost Not bowing to me is not wise! Wait... is that right? The double negative is confusing. Anyway. Prepare to meet the ultimate evil!
Box Ghost opens Pandora's Box manically laughing. A tiny, cute, smiling pink unicorn comes out.
Box Ghost [Surprised.] Huh?!
Skulker You, terrifying? [Chuckles.] You're dreaming. [Box Ghost turns an angry red and growls.] My dearest ... You almost sound... Frightening...
Box Ghost [Still red.] Really? Awesome! [The unicorn turns into a monstrous version of itself and blasts Skulker with a ray from its horn. Skulker flies of, scared. Cut to Box Ghost surrounded by a ghostly blue smoke, laughing.] T'is so cool to sound evil!
Box Ghost flies off. Cut to Amitypark's park, with a blue sign under the grey gates, announcing that there's a picnic today. A kid in a blue striped t-shirt jumps to catch a frisbee then tosses it back.This accidentally hits a father in chef attire grilling hotdogs for his two kids. The kids laugh at this. Cut to Danny, Sam ,and Tucker eating on a blanket. However a leg wearing a pink high heel shoe suddenly obscures part of the view
Maddie Danny, [Camera pans upward to reveal Maddie Fenton] you kids could come and eat with us, you know?
Sound of a loud explosion, the camera pans to the left to show an ashen and burnt Jack Fenton by a grill. The grill falls over.
Danny Uh, we're fine here. By fine, I mean safer and less humiliated.
Cut to Sam laying on the blanket
Sam Nice shoes, Mrs.Fenton.
Maddie [Camera cuts back to her] Ah,thanks.I got them free from some caterer at the mall. They pinch my feet, [Strikes a pose] but being a fashion icon sometimes requires a bit of pain!
Tucker [Cut to Tucker] I hear that! Word up, Missus F. [Lays back on the blanket]
Mrs. Fenton walks off screen. Close-up on Sam
Sam So, what do you think the Box Ghost will try next?
Danny Cut to close-up of Danny's face Well, I don't care if I hear beware one more time-
Still red Box Ghost flies into view
Box Ghost Beware!
Danny [Sighs] I'll sigh and put down my sandwich
Box Ghost [Holds up box in front of a red background] Behold, the box of-
Cut to Sam sitting up with a surprised expression
Sam ..Pandora?!
Cut to a confused Danny and Tucker, in the background with a hot dog.
Danny Pan-whata?
Sam [Raising her arms in excitement] Pandora, the Greek legend?
Cut to Danny and Tucker, who blink at her blankly
Sam [Sighs and facepalms in exasperation] Greek mythology says Pandora had a box that contained all the worlds evil [Close-up] I never thought it was real.
Tucker [Close-up of the box] Looks real to me! [Cut to a close-up of Tucker's face] Figures an evil box is just floating out in the Ghostzone
Sam grabs a startled Danny by the t-shirt
Sam Danny, that box should never be opened!
Cut to the Box Ghost grinning manically, one gloved hand on the box's cover
Box Ghost You mean like this?
Box Ghost opens box and bats flatter out of the box
Box Ghost Creatures of the night, unleash my fright! [In a more comedic tone] I'm so totally a poet.
Cut to citizens of Amitypark running and screaming in fear as they're terrorized by the bats. Cut back to the Box Ghost
Box Ghost Slytherin snakes, raise my stakes!
Box Ghost opens the box again. Snakes rapidly slither across the sidewalks, chasing away the already fleeing citizens, and cornering a fearful Tucker and Sam
Tucker Why does it have to snakes?!
Sam Danny,this is serious! Do something
Danny [Cut to Danny in pre-transformation pose] Ok! I'm going- oh you know!
Danny dashes behind a tree. There's a circular flash and Danny Phantom comes flying out. Danny curves in flight. Cut to the Box Ghost, who lets out a worried and surprised sound as Danny charges towards him. However the Box Ghost swiftly dodges his punch.
Box Ghost Beware my am-fear-bians!
The Box Ghost opens Pandora's box again. Frogs with sharp teeth rain down, against a dark blue backdrop. Danny gasps in surprise and freezes in midair. The stream of frogs knocks him out of air and onto the ground, roughly.
Sam and Tucker rush over to Danny
Tucker Dude, are you alright?
Danny [Cut to Danny,who sputters slightly.] I've never been frogged before.
A frog emerges from Danny's hair, but to Sam
Sam If I remember the legend correctly, each time the lid is lifted the evil that's released gets worse!
Cut to Tucker,with bats flying behind him
Tucker Really? Then who put snakes before frogs, [Danny stands up next to Tucker] I mean, seriously?
Danny [Close-up of Danny's face] How do you know so much about this box?
Sam [Cut to Sam with a side view of Danny] Hello? Goth? [Reaches into bag] Dark and weird stuff is standard issue.
Close-up on the blue book Sam pulls out of her bag. On the cover of says 'Goth's Guide to Mythology ' in lighter print. Danny is shown leaning over to peer at it
Danny Well, I'm sending this dark and weird box back where it come from, C.O.P
Danny hits the palm of his left hand with a clenched right fist before flying into the air. Cut to the Box Ghost, who opens the box once more. Out flies a blue,blacked winged horse with a black and blue mane. Cut to Danny and Sam.
Sam Danny, evil pegasus at 3'o clock! [Points]
Danny Peggy-who? [Turns his head to look behind him]
Gasps in surprise as pegasus charges him. Blue text proclaiming 'Wham!' appears and envelopes the screen. Cut to Tucker running forward with his arms in the air, hopefully. However Danny flies right over his head and onto the ground as evident by the cloud of dust that emerges. However he's standing up
Sam You should read more
Nieghing is heard overheard and a shadow of a pegasus is cast over them, causing the trio to look up. The pegasus hovers above them. Danny clenches his fist and prepares to fight. Camera shifts slightly to the left
Sam It's okay, I don't think it can do anything
Cut to the pegasus, who breathes blue fire out of his mouth. Sounds of surprise and dismay from the trio. Fire flares up and then parts to reveal Danny and Sam are fine among the burning surroundings
Danny [Looking at Sam] Apparently, you should read more too. [Crouches into battle positions, fists surrounded by ectoenergy] Hey horseface, do the words 'glue factory' mean anything to you?!
Dqnny launches himself into the air, throwing disc-like ectoblasts in the pegasus's direction. The horse closes it's wings in front of it's face to create a shield. Said winds render Danny's ectoblast harmless. Camera zooms out to show Danny and the pegasus facing off with a few civilians below. The horse flaps it's wings several times, stirring up dust and creating a strong wind. This blows Danny away. Cut to Sam and Tucker struggling against the wind, Tucker goes flying across the screen. Then Danny hits a Sam and both go tumbling. Cut back to the pegasus. The Box Ghost teleports onto the horse's back with a brown cowboy hat in hand
Box Ghost Yeehaw! [Puts hat on head] There's a new sheriff in town and now it's time to meet my deputy.. Of Death!
The Box Ghost raises the open box of Pandora above his head. There's a flash and the camera cuts to the trio's shocked and scared expression. A bunch of green twisting vines emerge from the box and slam to the ground. Cut to the trio wincing away before cutting to and panning upwards to reveal the whole creature. A giant, green, and several headed hydra stands inches away from the trio. It let's out a loud screech. Cut back to the trio
Tucker Suddenly, I miss the snakes.
The trio gets up and flees as the hydra's heads breathe fire at them. Danny snatches Sam and Tucker from the ground, nearly avoiding getting burnt. The hydra turns its head and fires at some citizens standing under a tree. The citizens flee and the monster marches forward, bringing destruction in his path. One kid with yellow hair trips while fleeing and the monster prepares to burn him. However Danny flees in front of him, fists blazing blue. He pushes back the hydra's fire and freezes one of its heads. The other heads look at it, confused.
Danny Fight fire with ice as I always say. [Lowers fists] Or at least I'll start saying it now.
Box Ghost [Camera zooms out to include him riding the pegasus into the shot] I always say fight fire with flarm!
Danny [Cut to a confused Danny] What?
Horse makes a snorting sound, about to spew snot. Cut to Danny, who points at them.
Danny That's just- [Gets hit by horse snot and sent flying] -grooooooss
Danny falls through a nearby tree, crashes into the ground ,and is shown covered in horse snot.
Danny Ghost. nasal. Drip.
Cut to the Box Ghost on the pegasus, typing into a calculator
Box Ghost Let's see, ten headed dragon [Camera pans left to show the Hydra] , snotty horse [ Camera centers to show the pegasus, which has a stream of green snot coming out of its left nostril] With wings! [Takes hold of wad of paper coming from calculator then raises hands in victory ] Yes, my bounty increases!
The Box Ghost falls off his pegasus and crashes into the ground. Dust clears and he's back up
Box Ghost Horror, dread, fear, and it's [Points at self with thumb] because of me. [ Laughs manically
Cut to Sam in front of a tree and Tucker popping out from the other side
Tucker Is it just me or is he starting to sound menacing?
Sam It's that box. It's , like, giving him evil energy.