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Blinky Bill the Movie is a 2015 animated film.

Transcript

  • Richie: Welcome back to the Greenpatch Cricket Ground
  • Tony: Yes, Rich. A few dark clouds around earlier on. But thankfully, they've passed.
  • Richie: Well, what a thrilling test this is turning out to be, Tony! Eight hours of play and not a single run scored! You could cut the tension with your beak!
  • Tony: If this was any more absorbing, Rich, it'd be a tea-towel!
  • Richie: Yes, he's giving him the eye, and he's giving him the finger too! Well, this could be trouble. He's going back for the long run-up.
  • Tony: Yes, well, aren't these players looking delicious out there this afternoon, Rich?
  • Richie: Yes, they certainly are, Tony! I'd lick my lips if I had any.
  • Tony: Tommo steaming in hard and fast now from the Billabong end. Well, that's a marvelous shot indeed!
  • Richie: Yes he's got under that one and really given it some stick!
  • Tony: That's a knockout!
  • Richie: (GRUNTS) That's just not cricket.
  • Bill Koala: Hyah! Got Him! Ha-ha! Howzat!
  • Blinky Bill: That deadset legend is my dad, Bill Koala! Yeah, maybe you've heard of him. He's, paws-down, the best explorer in the whole outback. But of all the places he's ever been, he reckons our home, Greenpatch, is the best,
  • Bill Koala: Hi, fellas! Nice!
  • Blinky Bill: In Greenpatch, everyone's welcome. Furry. Feathered. Two legs. Four legs. Even fun-spoiling, snot-sucking goannas like old Crankypants. (CHUCKLES) But dad keeps him in check.
  • Animals: (LAUGHTER) (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
  • Blinky Bill: My dad's always going out into the Great Desert to rescue lost and injured animals. He's a real hero.
  • Betty Bill: Here you go, Bill.
  • Bill Koala: Cheers, love.
  • Blinky Bill: Kind of a bit like me!
  • Bill Koala: Son! Getcha fluffy little butt down here! I'm heading off.
  • Blinky Bill: Coming! What... Ouch! Oh! Just a sec! (SCREAMING) Here I am! (CHUCKLES) Ready when you are, Dad. Where are we going?
  • Bill Koala: Erm, right.
  • Betty Bill: Your boof-head father's got it in his head that the Sea of White Dragons really exists.
  • Blinky Bill: The Sea of White Dragons? Whoa, Dad, can I come with you?
  • Bill Koala: I... (CHUCKLES) Steady on, champ. I've got this trip covered.
  • Blinky Bill: (SIGHS)
  • Bill Koala: The desert's not Greenpatch, mate. It's a wild, rugged land full of mystery and danger. It's no place for a little koala. When you're bigger, aye?
  • Blinky Bill: But I am big! And strong. Look. (GRUNTING) And I hardly ever fall over anymore. Except just then. Stupid grass! This is called the Koala Flyer. I made it to help us explore. Whoa! It's like you say, "The higher you go, the further you see."
  • Bill Koala: (CHUCKLES) It's great, mate. But, you know, koalas can't fly.
  • Betty Bill: We can work on your kite while your dad's away.
  • Blinky Bill: (SIGHS)
  • Bill Koala: Cheer up, cheeky chops. What do us adventurers always say?
  • Blinky Bill: Don't drink the yellow water?
  • Bill Koala: (WHISPERS) Yeah, the other thing.
  • Blinky Bill: An adventurer never gives up. An adventurer always helps those in need.
  • Bill Koala: And? Always...
  • Together: Keeps his promise!
  • Bill Koala: Too right! I promise that one day I'll take you on an adventure. If you promise to look after your mom while I'm gone.
  • Betty Bill: And you promise not to get yourself eaten.
  • Bill Koala: I'll be right, Betty. (LAUGHS) You know me.
  • Betty Bill: Yes. I do know you.
  • Bill Koala: (CHUCKLES) (SPITS) Paws in!
  • Blinky Bill: (SPITS) Paws in!
  • Bill Koala: See ya, mate I'll be back in two shakes of a bilby's whisker. (CHUCKLES)
  • Blinky Bill: But he wasn't. It's been a year since he left.
  • Mayor Cranklepot: (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
  • Blinky Bill: I wish he'd hurry up. Without dad around, Cranky's gone troppo. Thinks he owns the place.
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Did I say "stop"? (SCREAMS IN PAIN)
  • Blinky Bill: When my dad gets back, he's gonna kick his scaly butt. But right now, he's out exploring, the Sea of White Dragons. Probably surrounded by a million hungry tooth monsters. Takin' em down to Koala Town one by one. (SQUEALS) Here comes the big one!
  • Robert: (YELLING)
  • Splodge: Robert, stop doing that!
  • Robert: What? Kangaroos hop, lyre birds mimic! Deal with it.
  • Marcia: (GROANS) Birds!
  • Blinky Bill: Splodge, fruit bombs.
  • (SQUEAKS)
  • Splodge: (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
  • Blinky Bill: Er, thanks. Operation Goanna Splat is, go!
  • Betty Bill: Hey, kids. I'm heading out.
  • (ALL GASP)
  • Betty Bill: Did I hear something about goannas?
  • Blinky Bill: Er, yeah. (STUTTERS) I was saying we should go-anna get some lunch.
  • Betty Bill: Blinky, let me worry about Cranklepot. Please. Be good.
  • Blinky Bill: 'Course, Mum. I'm always good. Huh?
  • Betty Bill: Blinky...
  • Blinky Bill: I promise. Come on. Cranky's speech is about to start.
  • Marcia: Yeah... Whoa! Didn't you just promise to be good?
  • Blinky Bill: Good? (LAUGHS) I'm gonna be great! (LAUGHING) Comin' through! Robert! Code red!
  • Robert: On it, Blinky! (SIREN WAILING)
  • Blinky Bill: Marcia! Wind check!
  • Marcia: She's slow and steady, Blinky. Perfect day to fly a kite.
  • Blinky Bill: And rain on Cranky's parade! (LAUGHS)
  • Marcia: And you really are sure about this, Blinky?
  • Splodge: Yep, It says "No climbing!"
  • Blinky Bill: Dad says an adventurer makes his own rules.
  • Splodge: But, what if your kite crashes?
  • Marcia: Yeah. Like all the others.
  • Robert: Yeah! It’s gonna go (airplane whirring sound then crashing) your brains will (TBA) and then your mom will start crying.
  • Blinky Bill: Yeah thanks Robert, Trust me, there's nothing to worry about. I'll show them, this kite will fly. (CHIRPING) Ooh. Just like you one day. (SQUEAKS) (EXCLAIMS) (GIGGLES)
  • (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
  • Mayor Cranklepot: My fellow Greenpatchians! Have no fear, Cranklepot's here! (CLEARS THROAT) Where was I? Oh, yes. We're all gathered here to honor me, your most beloved lizard.
  • Blinky Bill: (WHISTLES) Whoa!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Just a humble reptile.
  • Blinky Bill: I hope you like fruit, Crankypants! (LAUGHS) In your face! Whoa! Change of plan!
  • Splodge: Sure thing, Blinky! What's the new plan... (SCREAMS)
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Today marks one year since the so-called founder of Greenpatch, the traitorous Bill Koala abandoned us like a cowardly little vegetarian!
  • Betty Bill: Pull your snout in, Wilberforce Cranklepot! My husband didn't abandon anyone. He went out into the Great Desert to save lost animals!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Oh, really? And where is he now? I'll tell you where he is, he's dead. (ALL EXCLAIM) He's an ex-koala. (SPUTTERS) Beware, I say! The saber-toothed dingo-dogs and flying fang serpents are coming!
  • Betty Bill: What? (SCOFFS) Don't listen to him! He's making it up!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Closing our borders to the foreign menace is our only hope!
  • Betty Bill: Don't you dare! Greenpatch is a refuge for all animals!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Pah! Bleeding-hearted jibber-jabber!
  • Betty Bill: I'll give you jibber-jabber, you walking handbag!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: It's a cold-blooded world out there, Mrs. Bill. And it's time we all embraced our inner reptile. Which is why I, your new leader, King Wilberforce Cranklepot, henceforth rename Greenpatch, Goannasburg.
  • Betty Bill: What?
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Behold the Statue of Lizardy!
  • (ALL GASP) (CRYING)
  • Postman Platypus: Crikey!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Striking, isn't he? I carved him myself... (YELPS)
  • Blinky Bill: (LAUGHS) Take that, termite breath! Whoa! 
  • Robert: (SIREN WAILS) 
  • Splodge: Whoo-hoo!
  • Robert: Incoming! This is not a drill! (IMITATES DRILLING SOUND) That's a drill!
  • Blinky Bill: (WHOOPING) I'm flying! Whoa! I'm falling! (SCREAMING) (GRUNTS)
  • Betty Bill: (GASPS) Blinky!  
  • Splodge and Robert: Marcia! 
  • Marcia: What? (SCREAMS)
  • Betty Bill: (GASPS) Marcia!
  • (ALL GASP)
  • Mayor Cranklepot: What have you done, Koala? My statue!
  • Marcia: (COUGHING)
  • Blinky Bill: Marcia, are you okay?  
  • Marcia: No! You know I can't stand paddy melon juice. 
  • (BOTH LAUGH)
  • Betty Bill: (GROANS) Blinky Bill!
  • Animals: This was my favorite shirt! Typical Blinky.
  • Mayor Cranklepot: See? This is what happens when someone breaks my rules. Everyone suffers.
  • (INDISTINCT MURMURING)
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Time to teach you a lesson, tree-rat.
  • Marcia: (GIGGLES)
  • Blinky Bill: Have to catch me first!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: You malignant marsupial! (RETCHING) The border swamp is out of bounds!
  • Blinky Bill: My dad says adventure has no bounds!  
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Stop, fluff ball! (GRUNTS) Insolent!  
  • Blinky Bill: (LAUGHING)  
  • Mayor Cranklepot: I'm warning you! Leaving Greenpatch is forbidden! 
  • Blinky Bill: Forbid this! (FARTS) (LAUGHING) In your snout, Cranky!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: I am the king of Goannasburg!
  • Blinky Bill: There's no such place as Goannasburg. My dad discovered this valley and he named it Greenpatch!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: But your dad's not here anymore, is he?
  • Blinky Bill: (LAUGHING)
  • Mayor Cranklepot: (PANTING) What so funny!
  • Blinky Bill: Look on your face in about three seconds: Three, Two, One.
  • Mayor Cranklepot: (GASPS)
  • Blinky Bill: Uh-oh!
  • (BOTH SCREAMING)
  • Mayor Cranklepot: (EXCLAIMS)
  • Blinky Bill: (CHUCKLES) (INDISTINCT LAUGHTER) Whoa! (GASPS) Oh! You're a keeper. Dad? So this is where you went.
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Gotcha! 
  • Blinky Bill: Let me go! 
  • Mayor Cranklepot: It's a disgrace! As your king, I demand punishment forthwith!
  • Betty Bill: Cranky, you are not the king. You're just a jumped-up skink...
  • Blinky Bill: Yeah, with termite breath. Ouch!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Tell it to the claw, Koalas. The whole town's behind me now, thanks to your little stunt. First thing tomorrow, I'm sealing up Goannasburg from the outside world. And then... (CACKLES) I'm turning this tree into my castle.
  • Blinky Bill: You just try it, you stupid ant-licker! (GROANS)
  • Mayor Cranklepot: (SCOFFS)
  • Betty Bill: Blinky! Where are your manners? Shut your snout, you stinking, scaly, stupid little ant-licker!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Yeah OK Start packing, Koalas! I'll be back and you better be out!
  • Betty Bill: (SIGHS) Blinky Bartholomew Bill! You promised me you'd be good. Marcia was nearly squished.
  • Blinky Bill: I know. She shouldn't have been standing there. But now's not the time for finger-pointing, we've gotta go save Dad before Cranky shuts up the valley forever...
  • Betty Bill: Blinky! Greenpatch needs us here. If we don't stand up to Cranky, who will?
  • Blinky Bill: Dad will! I know which way he went, I saw his marker! Mum, come on. Mum?
  • Betty Bill: It's been a year, love.
  • Blinky Bill: Exactly! We have to go to the Sea of White Dragons and save him!
  • Betty Bill: There's no such place, Blinky. There's nothing out there but desert. It's just a myth!
  • Blinky Bill: But... What if it's not?
  • Betty Bill: I can't lose you too, Blinky. I'm sorry. But I forbid you to go.
  • Blinky Bill: That's not fair. You might have given up on Dad, but I haven't. And Dad says you never give up!
  • Betty Bill: Blinky!
  • Blinky Bill: Never give up! (SLAMS DOOR)
  • Betty Bill: (SIGHS), (KNOCKING ON DOOR), Blinky?
  • Blinky Bill: Blinky's not here!
  • Betty Bill: Well, can you give him a message that his mum loves him?
  • Blinky Bill: I'll think about it.
  • Betty Bill: (SIGHS)
  • Blinky Bill: Dad. I'm not giving up. If the Sea of White Dragons really exists, I'll find you i swear.
  • Marcia: Blinky, this is crazy! you don't even know what's out there!
  • Splodge: It’s dangerous, remember what Cranky said...
  • Blinky Bill: That old fossil! God, he's just trying to scare us.
  • Robert: And it worked! What if the flying fanged serpents get you? or the toohy beasts with their slobbery teeth? It's madness, Blinky!
  • Blinky Bill: Come on, this is where Dad went.
  • Splodge: Whoa.
  • Marcia: This is amazing!
  • Splodge: But Blinky, what if...
  • Blinky Bill: It's okay, Splodge. As long as we stick to the plan, everything's gonna be fine.
  • Robert: The plan? What plan?
  • Blinky Bill: The plan where you cover for me, "Blinky".
  • Robert: "Blinky"? I'm Robert... Oh. (BLINKY'S VOICE) I remember now. I sure hope this works.
  • Blinky Bill: It'll work, trust me. Mum won't even know I'm gone. (SPITS) Paws in. (ALL SPIT) Operation White Dragons is, go.
  • Splodge: But you're just a little...
  • Blinky Bill: Trust me, I'll be fine. Ooh! Didn't hurt! (LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY) See ya later, bush potatoes!
  • Marcia: In a while, marsupial.
  • Splodge: See ya, Blinky.
  • Robert: Please come back.
  • Marcia: (CHUCKLES) I bet ya 100 yams he's back before lunch.
  • Blinky Bill: Guys, I can still hear you!
  • Splodge: Sorry Blinky, Keep going mate! Double or nothing.
  • Blinky Bill: Walk in the park, guys! Whoa! Missed that one! Oh, yeah. (SCREAMING) (STUTTERING) Get it off!
  • Marcia: Are you okay, Blinky?
  • Blinky Bill: Huh? Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! I... Think. (NERVOUSLY) Just walking. It's not creepy. Not creepy at all. (HUMMING) Not creepy. ♪ Hey, hey, Blinky Bill you'll never catch me standing still ♪ (SCREAMING) Whoa. Yes. Wow! (SPLAT) Ugh. What animal did you come out of? (SNIFFING) Huh! Water! (GASPS)
  • (VEHICLE HORN HONK PASSES)
  • Blinky Bill: The adventure begins. (GRUNTING) (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) (GASPS) Oh. What happened to you?
  • (HORN HONKING)
  • Blinky Bill: (GASPS) (SIGHING) (GRUMBLING) (GASPS) Oh. (GIGGLES) You stupid... Ow!
  • (RADIO PLAYING)
  • (BELL CHIMES)
  • Blinky Bill: (GASPS)
  • Female Zookeeper: Hans! Beautiful day.
  • Hans: Sure is. Let me give you a hand with that, love.
  • Female Zookeeper: How have you been keeping?
  • Hans: Ah, can't complain. On my own again today, though. Gert called in sick again. All that boy does is party all night.
  • Blinky Bill: (GASPS) Wow.
  • Bilby: (PANTING) (GASPS)
  • Sir Claude: (EVILY LAUGHS) You know, mother always said it was rude for me to play with my food. But I despise my mother. There's only one thing I despise more than her. Can you guess what that is?
  • Bilby: Uh-uh.
  • Sir Claude: (SNIFFS)
  • Blinky Bill: (LAUGHS)
  • Sir Claude: Koala.
  • Blinky Bill: Oh! Good day, little fella! (LAUGHS) Yah! (CHUCKLES) (GASPS)
  • Sir Claude: (GROWLING)
  • Blinky Bill: (WHOOPING) (YELLS)
  • Sir Claude: (SNIFFS) (GROWLS)
  • Blinky Bill: (SPITTING) Hot, hot, hot, hot! (SPITTING) (YELLING) (COUGHS)
  • Sir Claude: (SNIFFS) (GROWLS) (YELLING)
  • Blinky Bill: Water! Water, water, water, water! I need water! Water, water, water, water! A-ha! (EXCLAIMING)
  • Sir Claude: (GROWLS) Koala!
  • Blinky Bill: Huh? Are you all right? Let me help you up. (YELLING) (NERVOUS LAUGHTER) You're up!
  • Sir Claude: Finally! I shall have my revenge!
  • Blinky Bill: But, but I don't even know you.
  • Sir Claude: Really? My sincerest apologies. Sir Claude. Purebred British Shorthair. (CHUCKLES) Eater of small animals. Tormentor of birds. And your worst nightmare, Koala. (SNARLS) (YELPS)
  • Blinky Bill: (LAUGHS)
  • Sir Claude: Lunch is served! Yum! (GRUNTS)
  • Blinky Bill: (PANTING) (GASPS) (SCREAMING)
  • Sir Claude: Whoaaa! Ow!
  • (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
  • Sir Claude: (GROANS & GASPS)
  • Hans: (SCREAMS) What's going on here?
  • (FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
  • Sir Claude: You! (GRUNTS)
  • Blinky Bill: (PANTING)
  • Sir Claude: I will destroy you, Koala. If it's the last thing I do.
  • Blinky Bill: Whoa!
  • Nutsy: First time? In a truck?
  • Blinky Bill: (GRUNTS)
  • Nutsy: (LAUGHS) I guess so.
  • Blinky Bill: Whoa!
  • Nutsy: What? What're you looking at? Okay, that's a little too close. Personal space! Act cool. Don't make eye contact.
  • Blinky Bill: You're a girl.
  • Nutsy: Er, last time I looked.
  • Blinky Bill: In a cage.
  • Nutsy: You just say what you see, huh?
  • Blinky Bill: How did you get in there?
  • Nutsy: How'd you get out there? (SNIFFING) Wait a second. That sweaty unwashed smell... You're wild! Are you a stowaway? Whoa. That's so cool. You had enough of the great outdoors, huh? I know this is all new and strange, just sit tight and the humans will take care of us.
  • Blinky Bill: Whoa!
  • Nutsy: There's no need to freak out.
  • Blinky Bill: Oh, I'm not freaking out.
  • Nutsy: You kind of look like you're freaking out.
  • Blinky Bill: Well, I'm not freaking out.
  • Nutsy: Well, good.
  • Blinky Bill: Whoa! Wait here.
  • Nutsy: Definitely freaking out.
  • Blinky Bill: (GASPS)
  • (HORN HONKING)
  • Blinky Bill: Oh, no! It's gonna gobble us up! We've gotta get off this thing! Ow!
  • Nutsy: Hey! No! What're you doing? Just stop it!
  • Blinky Bill: I'm saving you, it's going to eat us!
  • Nutsy: What's going to eat us? Crazy guy back here! Help me!
  • Blinky Bill: I am helping you! You can thank me later, just hold on!
  • Nutsy: No, no, no, no! Don't you dare. (SCREAMS)
  • Blinky Bill: (WHOOPING) (SIGHS) That was some rescue, huh?
  • Nutsy: (GRUNTING)
  • Blinky Bill: Whoa!
  • Nutsy:What have you done? They were taking me to my zoo!
  • Blinky Bill: Your what?
  • Nutsy: Wait! Wait!
  • Blinky Bill: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't go in there. It's not safe!
  • Nutsy: You're not safe! Get off! Stop! Wait for me!
  • Blinky Bill: Oh, she's gonna get eaten! Okay. Whew. Okay. Whew. I gotta save her, again. (GRUNTING) (YELLING) (GRUNTS)
  • Nutsy: (PANTING) Oh, no! No, no, no, no! This isn't happening. (BREATHING HEAVILY) Happy thoughts. Deep blue sky. Deep blue sky.
  • Blinky Bill: Oh. It's just a cave with a hole in it.
  • Nutsy: Come back! Please! Don't leave me out here with him!
  • Blinky Bill: What is this place? Ow!
  • Nutsy: We are in the middle of nowhere because of you!
  • Blinky Bill: Ah! You know you're pretty strong for a cage. Koala. (COUGHS) Hey, what's so great about this zoob anyway?
  • Nutsy: Zoo, fuzz-nut. It's just the best place in the world. Somewhere you definitely do not need saving from. We have heated spa baths, cafes and movie nights, manicures and little leafy treats. (SIGHS)
  • Blinky Bill: Hey! My dad will know where your zoo is. I'll take you to him!
  • Nutsy: (SCOFFS)
  • Blinky Bill: Trust me. He's the best explorer in the outback. Know who's the second best? You're looking at him. The name's Blinky Bill! I'm pretty legendary around here. Maybe you've heard of me?
  • Nutsy: Nope.
  • Blinky Bill: Well, trust me. Any trouble comes our way, I'll give it my famous whip-kick to the guts. Hyaaa! (RIPPING SOUND) You get the idea.
  • Nutsy: Yes. Yes, I do.
  • Blinky Bill: (SPITS) Paws in? I promise, I'll get you to your zoo.
  • Nutsy: (SPITS) Okay. Deal. But if you get us lost, I smash you.
  • Blinky Bill: Fine.
  • Nutsy: And if we get eaten, I smash you.
  • Blinky Bill: Okay, okay. I got it, cagey.
  • Nutsy: It's Nutsy.
  • Blinky Bill: Nutsy? That's your name? (CHUCKLES) It suits you. Ow!
  • Nutsy: You make fun of my name...
  • Blinky Bill: You smash me?
  • Nutsy: You're learning.
  • Sir Claude: (SNARLING)
  • Robert: (EXCLAIMING)
  • Betty Bill: Knock, knock!
  • Robert: (GASPS) Who's there?
  • Betty Bill: Mum!
  • Robert: Mum who?
  • Betty Bill: Very funny, Blinky.
  • Robert: (GASPING) (IN BLINKY'S VOICE) Oh, er, don't come in. I'm very naked.
  • Betty Bill: Blinky, it's nothing I haven't seen before.
  • Robert: Oh, you'd be surprised.
  • Betty Bill: Hey, I'm going to rally the villagers against Cranky. I could use your help.
  • Robert: Er, I'd love to, Mum. But I need to clean my room.
  • Betty Bill: Hmm? Really? Are you feeling okay, Blinky?
  • (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
  • Betty Bill: Coming!
  • Robert: Phew!
  • (KNOCKING CONTINUES)
  • Betty Bill: Okay! Okay! Don't get your pouch in a knot! (SIGHS) Kids!
  • Splodge and Marcia: (GIGGLING)
  • Nutsy: (GROANING)
  • Blinky Bill: What kind of a koala is scared of heights?
  • Nutsy: A zoo koala! The tallest thing I've ever climbed up is a concrete stump, okay?
  • Blinky Bill: Sorry! Just making conversation.
  • Nutsy: Well, don't! (PANTING) I know what you're thinking, anyway! Zoo koalas can read minds! Yeah! Like, right now, you're thinking... "Can she really read my thoughts?"
  • Blinky Bill: Hey! How did you...
  • Nutsy: (LAUGHS)
  • Blinky Bill: (SIGHS) Hmm. Well, can zoo koalas jump? Huh? 'Cause you're standing on an ants' nest.
  • Nutsy: What? Ants! Where? What? Who?
  • Blinky Bill: Relax, they're harmless. Unless they get into your ears and eat out your brains. (LAUGHS)
  • Nutsy: (GASPS) (SCREAMS) (GRUNTING) Hmm. Ants don't build nests!
  • Blinky Bill: (SIGHS) You got a lot to learn about the wild!
  • Nutsy: (GRUNTING) Stupid rock! Where are we going?
  • Blinky Bill: Up! Dad says the higher you go, the further you see!
  • Nutsy: Someone please tell me what's so great about the Great Outdoors? Seriously, you've got dirt, ants, no toilets, weird little flies. The things that eat the weird little flies. Did I mention dirt?
  • Blinky Bill: (CHUCKLES) Relax, cagey. You've got to trust your wild side.
  • Nutsy: Right now, my wild side wants to tear you a new pouch.
  • Blinky Bill: Come on, mo-poke.
  • Nutsy: Hey! Would you just wait? Wait! (GASPS) Wow!
  • Blinky Bill: Dad never said the desert was this... Big.
  • Nutsy: Whoa! Beep, beep. Back the truck up. You've never been in the desert before? I thought you were wild.
  • Blinky Bill: I am wild! I can run and jump and kick and stuff...
  • Nutsy: Argh! You're lost! Admit it! You've got no idea where your dad is!
  • Blinky Bill: Huh?
  • Nutsy: I've gotta get back to the road.
  • Blinky Bill: Wait! No, no, no, no! I really know where he is! He's at the Sea of White Dragons.
  • Nutsy: What sea? I don't see a sea. You're just making this up as we go along!
  • Blinky Bill: No. I promise, it's a real place. I can find it.
  • Nutsy: Pah! You couldn't find your nose with your finger.
  • Blinky Bill: Can too! See!
  • (TRUMPET BLOWING)
  • Blinky Bill: Shh! Wait here.
  • Nutsy: (SIGHS)
  • Jacko: (EXCLAIMS) What can I say about dear old Jacko? Such a great little guy. Hero. Lover. Teller of classic jokes.
  • Blinky Bill: What a weird little lizard?
  • Jacko: (MUMBLING) But if he had one drawback, just one little drawback... It's his "Freaking-out-of-control..."
  • Nutsy: Are you okay?
  • Jacko: Am I okay? Am I okay? Oh, yeah. (NERVOUS LAUGH) I'm great. I'm great. I'm just hangin' around, shooting the breeze here. For six freaking days! She wants to know if I'm okay? Am I okay, Jorge? Jorge says I'm okay. Where are you gumsuckers off to?
  • Nutsy: The zoo.
  • Blinky Bill: The Sea of White Dragons.
  • Jacko:(GASPS) The Zoo of White Dragons! I know exactly where that is! Let me down and I'll show you.
  • Blinky Bill: He's bluffing.
  • Jacko: How dare you! Frill neck lizards never bluff! Don't listen to the lizard-hater toots. I'm a tracker. If I can't find it, it doesn't exist.
  • Blinky Bill: Definitely bluffing.
  • Nutsy: Come on, Blinky, just get him out.
  • Blinky Bill: I suppose. Dad says always help those in need.
  • Jacko: Oh, not the tail! Very sensitive there! Ah! Let go! Let go! Let go!
  • Blinky Bill: Okay.
  • Jacko: Ah! Why'd you let go? Okay. See ya, suckers! Ha-ha!
  • Blinky Bill: What did I tell you?
  • Jacko: Time I hit the trail! (LAUGHS)
  • Sir Claude: (SNARLING) What's that about my tail, huh?
  • Jacko: Nothing, nothing. I said hit the trail. Not the tail! Please, please! Have mercy. I already have enough issues!
  • Sir Claude: Oh, poor dear. Got a reptile dysfunction, have we?
  • Jacko: At least my tail grows back.
  • Sir Claude: Goodbye!
  • Jacko: (SCREAMING)
  • Blinky Bill: Run, Nutsy!
  • Sir Claude: (GROWLS) (SNIFFING) Hmm. What do we have here? Entree and main course.
  • Blinky Bill: Leave her alone!
  • Sir Claude: Or what?
  • Nutsy: Or he'll smash you! This is Blinky Bill. The meanest, toughest explorer in the whole outback. Maybe you've heard of him.
  • Sir Claude: (GASPS) Oh my! Really? Not the Blinky Bill. Behold the great and wonderful Blinky Bill!
  • Nutsy: Whip-kick him, Blinky.
  • Sir Claude: (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) Oh, yes. Whip-kick me, Blinky.
  • Blinky Bill: Okay. Okay, you asked for it! (GROANS)
  • Sir Claude: Is that it? Well? Huh? (SQUELCHING) Yuck!
  • Nutsy: Blinky!
  • Sir Claude: I'm going to tear you apart!
  • Blinky Bill: Run for it!
  • Sir Claude: (SNARLS)
  • Jacko: No one panic. I'm okay! (ALL SCREAM)
  • Sir Claude: (GROWLING)
  • Jacko: Help! No, stop! Stop the ride! I wanna get off now!
  • Blinky Bill: Hey, see anything you like?
  • Nutsy: My cage! (SOBBING)
  • Blinky Bill: Leave it. We gotta go.
  • Nutsy: I'm scared, Blinky.
  • Blinky Bill: Ah! (NERVOUS LAUGHTER) Everybody gets scared right?
  • Nutsy: Ow!
  • Blinky Bill: Okay... How about you, Jacko?
  • Jacko: (GROANING)
  • Blinky Bill: Are you scared?
  • Jacko: Me? Always.
  • Blinky Bill: Ha! See? Now, come on. Let's get out of here.
  • Jacko: Oh. Oh, right. That's it? Not even a goodbye? Don't worry about little Jacko, he'll be just fine...
  • Sir Claude: (MEOWING)
  • Jacko: Hey! Hey! Wait for me! Come on, I'll join you. I can be your sidekick. I'm very funny, you know, I can tell lots of jokes. I'll keep you laughing, I'll keep it amusing, I'm very good company! I promise! I'll keep you up! Not at night, but I mean up, up in spirits... You know, I wasn't always like this. Once my frill was the pride of my family log. But all that changed the day Jorge came to town. And I will not rest until I've had my revenge on that jumped-up son of a...
  • Nutsy: Now which way?
  • Blinky Bill: Erm...
  • Nutsy: (GROANING) We'll never find your dad!
  • Blinky Bill: Well, sure we will. Watch and learn.
  • Nutsy: (COUGHING)
  • Jacko: Goodness gracious me! That's not how you track! Work with me, work with me you stupid thing! (GRUNTING)
  • Blinky Bill: This rock is... (BELCHES) Not a rock!
  • Jacko: Okay! Meep, meep, meep. (IMITATES RADAR BUZZING)
  • Blinky Bill: Check out the lay of the land.
  • Jacko: Position yourself with the sun.
  • Blinky Bill: Follow wild animal tracks. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
  • Jacko: Croc, damper, lizards.
  • Blinky Bill: Just hold on! No...
  • Jacko: Try, try, try. Oh, yeah!
  • Both: (YELL) That way!
  • Jacko: That way! Oh, sure, if you want to die.
  • Blinky Bill: Ignore him. That frill's sucking all the blood out of his tiny little brain.
  • Jacko: Hey, back up, fluff-knuckle. This desert's full of crazy-eyed nut-jobs with big teeth. I'll find your Seam of Wild Drongos. Trust me. I'm Jacko and I track-o!
  • Blinky Bill: You're a whack-o! Come on, Nutsy. Nutsy?
  • Nutsy: No offense, but everything you've done so far has kind of ended in disaster.
  • Jacko: Hey! She's not coming back-o. 'Cause you just got the sack-o.
  • Nutsy: Come on, Sulky Bill!
  • Blinky Bill: Who's sulking? You're sulking! I'm glad I'm on my own! Yep! You go your way, I'll go mine.
  • Nutsy and Jacko: (PANTING)
  • Jacko: I don't think I've got much left in me.
  • (MEOW SOUND ECHOES)
  • Nutsy and Jacko: (GASPS) (WHIMPERS)
  • Jacko: I told you we should've gone with Blinky.
  • Nutsy: What?
  • Wombo: (LAUGHTER)
  • Both: (SCREAM)
  • (CROWS CAWING)
  • Betty Bill: (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Knock. Knock.
  • Robert: (NORMAL VOICE) What? Who's there? No, really. I've forgotten my lines... Who am I?
  • Betty Bill: Bad news, Blinky.
  • Robert: Ah, yes. Blinky!
  • Betty Bill: No-one will stand up to Cranky. They're all scared.
  • Robert: (IN BLINKY'S VOICE) Ah, I'm sorry, Mum. I've been a very naughty koala.
  • Betty Bill: Ha, well, you do have your moments.
  • Robert: I just wish I was more like Robert so clever and handsome.
  • Betty Bill: Well, I wouldn't go that far. Robert has his problems too. I wish we could go looking for your father. But you're all I've got. If I lost you, I don't know what I'd do.
  • Robert: (SNIFFS) You won't lose me, Mum. I'm right here. Behind this door.
  • Betty Bill: Oh, Son.
  • Robert: (WEEPING) Oh, Mum.
  • Betty Bill: I love you, Blinky.
  • Robert: Oh, Mummy, I love you too... (NORMAL VOICE) I mean, ah, Blinky loves you. Well, I do too, but...
  • Betty Bill: Robert?
  • Robert: Where? Who? Oh, me! Woop! Woop! Woop! Mum alert! (IN DIFFERENT ACCENTS) Attenzione! Achtung! C'est une catastrophe! Emergenza koala! She knows too much!
  • Splodge: Robert! Hide! Er, hi, Mrs. Bill.
  • Betty Bill: Kids! Where's Blinky?
  • Blinky Bill: (SIGHS) You two think you're so smart, don't you, cagey? (LAUGHS) I'm glad you and old freaky-frill aren't slowing me down. (ECHOING) Gotta be tough, tough to survive out here. That desert sun can make you a little crazy. Right, guys?
  • (BRASS HORNS PLAYING)
  • Blinky Bill: (LAUGHS)
  • (BELLS CHIMING)
  • Blinky Bill: (LAUGHS) Yep, yep, yep, you shouldn't have given up on old Blinky rinky dinky Bill. Because you never give up on your mates! But I didn't give up on her, Dad, she gave up on me. Dad! Dad, wait!
  • (GROUND CRACKING)
  • Blinky Bill: (GASPS)
  • Wombo: (LAUGHTER) Looks like I'm having koala for lunch.
  • (FLIES BUZZING)
  • Blinky Bill: What?
  • Wombo: Lunch is served. (LAUGHS) Care for some pie?
  • Blinky Bill & Nutsy: Huh?
  • Jacko: Mmm! Pie!
  • Wombo: It's mainly rotten wattle seeds and dogwood. 'Course the maggots get in so...
  • Blinky Bill and Nutsy: (GROANS)
  • Jacko: (GOBBLING)
  • Wombo: Sorry about the whole net thing, there's a lot of predators out there. Hmm! Oh, sorry, Suzy! Where are my manners? Let me introduce you to the others. This is Fred. Fred runs the cafe down by the creek. Don't order the lunch special, not worth the aftertaste, if you know what I mean. (FARTS)
  • Blinky Bill: His aftertaste, or ours?
  • Wombo: And this is Suzy! Ah, she used to play flamenco in a band. It's nothing to be ashamed of, love. Call me Wombo.
  • Nutsy: I'm Nutsy.
  • Wombo: Nutsy! Very nice. Classy. You're obviously the leader of this mob.
  • Jacko: Well that's a load of old...
  • Nutsy: Yes. And these are my sidekicks, Jacko, and Fleabag.
  • Wombo: (CHUCKLES) Nice to meet ya, Fleabag.
  • Blinky Bill: Blinky, Blinky Bill.
  • Wombo: (GASPS) Well, shave my belly and call me a dugong! Are you Old Bill's boy?
  • Blinky Bill: Yes! You know him?
  • Wombo: Do I? We go way back. How is the old budgi-smuggler?
  • Blinky Bill: I don't know. He went off to find the Sea of White Dragons and... Never came back.
  • Wombo: The Sea of White Dragons? Oh, you mean, Croc Canyon?
  • Blinky Bill: So it is a real place?
  • Wombo: Oh, my oath, it's real. Ah, crazy Bill. Always took things one step too far.
  • Blinky Bill: So, where is it and how do we get there?
  • Wombo: Why, it's just the deepest, darkest most terrifying hell-hole in the entire desert. Way off in the Never Never, where the galahs don't even go. Nobody who goes in ever comes out, alive that is. Take my advice and turn back now.
  • Jacko: Yeah, yes, yes, yes, great advice. Listen to the crazy fat old wombat, Blinky.
  • Blinky Bill: No! We have to find my dad.
  • Nutsy: Yeah. And my zoo.
  • Jacko: (SIGHS)
  • Wombo: Crazy koalas. Well, if you're going to Croc Canyon, you'll need a ride.
  • Nutsy: Yay!
  • Wombo: (LAUGHING) (IMITATES ENGINE REVVING) Come on, girls!
  • Nutsy: (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Erm, maybe we can walk from here.
  • Wombo: What's that? You want a little radio? (MIMICKING STATIC) And they're away! Tutankhamun, an early leader. Yesterday's Lunch threatening to come up on the outside and Pinocchio...
  • Blinky Bill: On three, we run for it. One, two... Ahhh!
  • Beryl: Good day, petals! Where youse off to?
  • Cheryl: I must apologize for Beryl. She was dropped as an egg. Je m'appelle Cheryl. The classy one.
  • Beryl: (SCOFFS) Pull the other one, sis. You're about as fancy as an indoor dunny.
  • Cheryl: (GASPS) Beryl! Manners! Excuse the French, kiddies.
  • Jacko: Well, hello, ladies.
  • Cheryl: Oh dear! Who's the frog?
  • Jacko: Frog? What?
  • Wombo: Here's your ride.
  • Jacko: (CHUCKLES) What? You didn't think I was crazy, did you? Thanks for coming so fast, girls. Blinky and Nutsy here, well, they need a lift to Croc Canyon.
  • Beryl and Cheryl: (GASPING) Croc Canyon! (BOTH LAUGHING)
  • Cheryl: Croc Canyon! Ah, that's a good one.
  • Beryl: Seriously, where youse going?
  • Blinky Bill: Croc Canyon.
  • Cheryl and Beryl: Oh...
  • Wombo: I tried to warn them. But you know koalas, stubborn as a box of rocks. They're looking for Blinky's dad, old Bill.
  • Cheryl: (GASPS) Sacrebleu! You don't mean old Bill, the cane toad?
  • Beryl: No droopy draws! he's talking about old Bill, the echidna.
  • Wombo: The koala, remember? He saved you from the quicksand, twice.
  • Beryl: Oh, Bill Koala!
  • Wombo: Emus, big hearts, tiny brains. Don't worry, they'll get you there.
  • Beryl: Oh, we owe Bill a feather or two. Hop aboard, darls. Oi, Careful! My feathers can get a bit...
  • Nutsy: (SHRIEKS)
  • Beryl: Slippery.
  • Nutsy: (GROANS)
  • Jacko: Hey, wait for Jacko! I'll sit up the front with you, toots.
  • Blinky Bill: (GIGGLES)
  • Beryl: The other end's prettier. Huh? (LAUGHS)
  • Blinky Bill: Wombo, you coming?
  • Wombo: Nah. Suzy'd hit the roof. Good luck, young fella.
  • Blinky Bill: Thanks, Wombo! Ready, Nutsy? Time to make tracks!
  • Jacko: Let's get this party started!
  • Wombo: Go on, get out of here, you lot.
  • All: Bye-bye!
  • Wombo: (IN HIGH VOICE) That’s the last we see of them, (IN BRITISH VOICE) They got have no chance., (IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh they’re re be all right, I hope.
  • Betty Bill: Cranky, stop! Blinky's gone bush, I have to save him.
  • Mayor Cranklepot: (HISSES) Out there? Impossible! By Royal decree, I strictly, categorically and absolutely forbid all residents from leaving Goannasburg, except koalas. Yes, I forgot. How silly of me. May you have a long and eventful, one-way journey, Mrs. Bill. (CHUCKLING)
  • Betty Bill: This isn't over, Cranklepot. You kids look after each other.
  • Splodge: Bye, Mrs. Bill.
  • Robert: Careful, Mrs. Bill!
  • Marcia: Good luck!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Quickly, seal it. Seal it! (SCREAMS)
  • Cheryl: And then i see Trevor on the dancefloor and he's giving me that look, you know?
  • Beryl: Oh, Yeah?
  • Cheryl: Yeah. So I strolls over, looking all chic. Mmm-hmm.
  • Beryl: (LAUGHS) Oh, you look ridiculous! All right. watch and learn, sister. This is how you strut up to a bloke. Hello, Trevor!
  • Cheryl: Ha! You've got Buckley's, getting a bloke's attention like that! You got to prowl like a Tassie tiger. All slinky like.
  • Beryl: No. You to lay it on much smoother than that, sis. You got to swevre the curves.
  • Jacko: Oh my goodness, that works for me.
  • Beryl: I'm swerving it. I'm swerving it. I'm swerving it. Oops. Oh, sorry, darl. I'll keep it straighty 180 for you.
  • Blinky Bill: First time on an emu? It's okay. Don't freak out.
  • Nutsy: I'm not freaking out. (SCREAMS)
  • Blinky Bill: (CHUCKLES) Well, it kind of looks like you're freaking out.
  • Nutsy: (SCOFFS) So funny I forgot to laugh.
  • Blinky Bill: Oh, come on, cagey. It's time to get a little wild. (EXCLAIMS)
  • Cheryl: (SHRIEKS)
  • Blinky Bill: Yee-ha!
  • Jacko: Whoo-hoo! I feel so alive!
  • Beryl: Get it off! Get it off!
  • Jacko: I could get lost in those eyes.
  • Beryl: (SCREAMING)
  • Nutsy: Beryl, watch out!
  • Jacko: Oh, wow!
  • Nutsy: Whoo-hoo! (WHOOPING) I'm doing it. I'm doing it!
  • Blinky Bill: That's great, but you're doing it too slow.
  • Cheryl: (LAUGHS)
  • Nutsy: Take them!
  • Beryl: (LAUGHS)
  • Jacko: Go, buddy, go! Yeah, let's fly baby, fly!
  • Nutsy: Eat my dust!
  • Blinky Bill: Go, Cheryl, go, you good thing! Fly, girl!
  • (ALL WHOOPING)
  • Sir Claude: You lie, wombat!
  • Wombo: Okay! Okay, the koalas were here! But you'll never catch them! They're on emus!
  • Sir Claude: Really? Thanks for the tip.
  • Wombo: Wait! Wait! Did I say emus? I meant tigers.
  • Sir Claude: Say goodbye to Suzy, freak!
  • Wombo: Ferocious Tasmanian tigers. No! You filthy feral feline!
  • Nutsy: (SLURPING) (BURPS) Ah. Zoo water never tasted this good.
  • Blinky Bill: Yeah. My dad says the possum poop gives it a real kick.
  • Nutsy: (EXCLAIMS)
  • Blinky Bill: (LAUGHS) Mum never laughs at Dad's jokes either.
  • Nutsy: She must really trust you. Letting you come out here on your own.
  • Blinky Bill: Er, yeah. Well, the thing is, I kind of maybe, didn't tell her I was leaving.
  • Nutsy: Blinky!
  • Jacko: (SLEEP-TALKING) You little frog-sucking wretch! (LAUGHS) Yes, Jorge! We meet again! And this time, the advantage is... Oh, butterfly!
  • Blinky Bill: (CHUCKLES) Crazy lizard!
  • Nutsy: I can't believe you ran off on your mum!
  • Blinky Bill: I didn't! I'm going back! Anyway, you can talk. Where's your mum?
  • Nutsy: (SIGHS) I hardly remember her or Dad. We lived in this huge green forest. Until the fire came. I remember flames and smoke everywhere. And when it cleared, they were gone. Some humans found me in a burnt-out tree. I've been in zoos ever since.
  • Blinky Bill: You're all alone?
  • Nutsy: I've had lots of families, just not my own.
  • Blinky Bill: Well, there's always room in Greenpatch for another koala. Even a cagey one.
  • Nutsy: I belong in a zoo.
  • Blinky Bill: (LAUGHS) You feel pretty wild to me!
  • Nutsy: (CHUCKLES)
  • Betty Bill: (SNIFFS)
  • Beryl: What about Errol, Cheryl?
  • Cheryl: He's dating Meryl, Beryl.
  • Beryl: Meryl? Ugh. She's totally feral. How about Daryl?
  • Cheryl: He's with Carol.
  • Beryl: Gerald?
  • Cheryl: Mmm-mmm. Harold!
  • Beryl: Oh, you don't say!
  • Cheryl: This is it, mon cheries! Croc Canyon!
  • Blinky Bill: Whoa! It's just like Dad said it would be. Except a million times bigger and deeper and scarier.
  • Nutsy: Are you sure about this, Blinky?
  • Blinky Bill: Er... Yep!
  • Nutsy: Remember what Wombo said, "No one ever comes out of here."
  • Jacko: Alive, that is!
  • Beryl: Not too late to back out, kids.
  • Jacko: Excellent. Excellent. Yes, yes, back out. There's no shame in being a coward. (JACKO GROANING) Well, there's a little shame, but not like the shame of being dead!
  • Blinky Bill: My dad's alive and I'm gonna find him. But if you want to turn back, I don't blame you.
  • Jacko: Really? Oh, phew! Great.
  • Nutsy: Okay, but if you get us munched. I smash you.
  • Blinky Bill: Okay. We're going in.
  • Jacko: We?
  • Cheryl: Bon voyage, kids!
  • Beryl: It was nice knowing you!
  • Jacko: (SIGHS) If I don't make it, just remember I've always loved you, Beryl.
  • Cheryl: Je m'appelle Cheryl. She's Beryl.
  • Jacko: Hmm, same diff... Hey, wait for Jacko!
  • Beryl: This is why koalas are going extinct.
  • Betty Bill: (GASPS) Oh, no! Oh, Wombo! What happened? Are you okay?
  • Wombo: Oh, Betty! Betty, you're a sight for squinty eyes. Be a mate and unclip us, would you? (GROANS) (GROANS) Suzy! Hang in there, Suze. I'm coming.
  • Betty Bill: Wait a minute. Did Blinky do this?
  • Wombo: Goodness, no. That crazy cat who's hunting him did.
  • Betty Bill: What?
  • Wombo: Oh, don't worry! Blinky's got a good head start on him. He's on his way to Croc Canyon.
  • Betty Bill: What? Wombo! We have to stop him!
  • Wombo: Stop him, how? 'Course she's not my girlfriend. Don't be so dippy. Jeez, here we go, the waterworks. Don't cry, love. Don't cry, I'll bring you back something nice! How about a new hat?
  • Betty Bill: Wombo, we're taking your car.
  • Wombo: Yeah good idea... Wait a whisker. I'm the crazy one here.
  • Nutsy: Blinky, not so fast.
  • Blinky Bill: You're doing fine. Just don't look down.
  • Jacko: Don't look down? It's all down. Oh, I should have stayed in my log.
  • Blinky Bill: Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad?
  • Jacko: I wonder why they call it Croc Canyon? Maybe they mean rock canyon.
  • Blinky Bill: Where are you? (SNIFFING)
  • Nutsy: What's that smell? It's kind of like rotten... ...lizard.
  • Jacko: Not me... (SNIFFING) Hmm, well, perhaps it is me.
  • Blinky Bill: Dad?
  • Nutsy: (GRUNTS)
  • Jacko: Oops.
  • Nutsy: (WHISPERS) I've got a bad feeling, Blinky.
  • Jacko: (WHISPERS) I second that emotion. (WHIMPERING)
  • Blinky Bill: (GASPS) Hey, look! Dad! Hey, Dad! Down here! Dad! Dad!
  • Nutsy: Shh! Blinky!
  • Jacko: (MUMBLING) Crocodile!
  • Crocodiles: (ROARING)
  • (ALL YELLING)
  • Blinky Bill: Run!
  • Jacko: Wait for me! We're related! We're related! (SCREAMS) Hey, we're just brothers from another mother!
  • Crocodile 1: (ROARING)
  • Jacko: (SCREAMS & WHIMPERING)
  • Blinky Bill: Come on! Come on! Come on! Climb! Climb!
  • Jacko: I am climbing, I am climbing! (YELLING)
  • Nutsy: (SCREAMS) Blinky!
  • Crocodile 2: (ROARS)
  • Sir Claude: (GROWLS)
  • Blinky Bill: How did...
  • Sir Claude: (LAUGHS) Surprise!
  • Jacko: Doesn't he ever give up?
  • Sir Claude: (SCREAMS)
  • Blinky Bill: He's gone! Come on!
  • Sir Claude: (GROWLS)
  • Blinky Bill: We've almost made it, guys!
  • Sir Claude: No, you don't!
  • (ALL SHRIEK)
  • Blinky Bill: Come on Nutsy, we got this!
  • Nutsy: No, wait!
  • Jacko: Really?
  • Nutsy: Blinky!
  • Blinky Bill and Jacko: (SCREAM & GRUNTING)
  • Crocodiles: (GROWLING)
  • Blinky Bill: Nutsy! Jump!
  • Nutsy: I can't. It's too far! (GASPING) Blinky!
  • Blinky Bill: Come on! Oh, no!
  • Sir Claude: Oh, yes!
  • Blinky Bill: Nutsy, back up! (SCREAMS)
  • Nutsy: (GROANING)
  • Blinky Bill: Don't move.
  • Jacko: Oh, I can't look.
  • Sir Claude: Ho, ho, ho. I can.
  • Jacko: What?
  • Blinky Bill: It's too far for me to carry us both across.
  • Jacko: Ah! Bulls-eye!
  • Sir Claude: Do that again and I'll eat you first!
  • Jacko: (WHIMPERS)
  • Blinky Bill: Nutsy, I've got a plan. Hey! Fish-face! Yeah, you! What's the matter, croc got your tail? Now! Whoo-hoo!
  • Jacko: Oh, yeah! Whoo-hoo! You did it! Hey, guess what? I think you just invented the cat-apult! (LAUGHS)
  • Sir Claude: Back off, dinosaurs.
  • Jacko: Oh, those Crocs will be coughing up some big fur balls.
  • Nutsy: (SIGHS) Blinky, does saving me always have to be this scary and painful?
  • Blinky Bill: Dad! Ha! (PANTING) Dad! Dad! It's me! It's Blinky... (SNIFFS) This... This is his hat. What the...
  • Nutsy: Blinky?
  • Blinky Bill: Huh? No... Dad. (STAMMERING) That's his swag. Dad! Dad! Dad, where are you? Dad? Oh.
  • Jacko: Yoo-hoo? Mr. Bill? Oh!
  • Blinky Bill: (SHUDDERS) No... Dad. It can't be.
  • Nutsy: Hey, those bones could be anyone's.
  • Blinky Bill: This is his hat.
  • Nutsy: You can't give up!
  • Blinky Bill: Yeah. (SIGHS) Dad used to say that too.
  • Nutsy: Come on, Jacko.
  • Blinky Bill: (PANTING) I'm sorry, Mum. (SIGHS) You were right. Everything I do ends in disaster. I'm sorry, Nutsy. But I'm gonna do one thing right. I'm going to get you home. It's what Dad would have done.
  • Jacko: (SLEEP-TALKING) Oh, no. I'm not a crocodile.
  • Nutsy: Oh, Blinky.
  • Blinky Bill: I've been watching lights going in and out of there, all night. I think that's your zoo.
  • Nutsy: Really? You think so?
  • Blinky Bill: Only one way to find out!
  • Jacko: (YAWNS) What's for breaky, sweet-cheeks? Hmm, what? What'd I miss?
  • Beryl and Cheryl: (PANTING)
  • Beryl: Oh, now that is definitely a lake.
  • Cheryl: Er, it's a mirage.
  • Beryl: What about those shady trees, then?
  • Cheryl: (SIGHS) Mirage.
  • Beryl: What about that opera house-shaped car being driven by a wombat?
  • Beryl and Cheryl: Definitely a mirage.
  • Wombo: Hello, me little lovelies!
  • Betty Bill: Where are the kids?
  • Blinky Bill: Well, I guess this is it.
  • Nutsy: Ahem, well, I guess this is it. Uh-huh. Yep. Indeedy-do. End of the road. The old zoo-mcgoo. Home-sweet-home... Yay. I'm actually gonna miss you, Jacko.
  • Jacko: Oh, cheer up, toots. We'll always have Croc Canyon.
  • Nutsy: (GIGGLES)
  • Blinky Bill: Are you sure about this? Whoa! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
  • Nutsy: Thanks, Blinky. It's been an adventure.
  • Blinky Bill: (LAUGHS) Yep. Definitely an adventure.
  • Nutsy: Bye. (GRUNTS) I guess you're a real explorer, after all.
  • Blinky Bill: That makes two of us.
  • Nutsy: Hey... I'm not scared of heights anymore. (EXCLAIMING) Is there still room in Greenpatch for a cage koala?
  • Blinky Bill: Nope. You're not a cage koala. You're wild. So get your fluffy butt down here. We're going home.
  • Female Zookeeper: Lost, little guy? Don't worry. We'll look after you.
  • Jacko: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
  • Nutsy: Huh?
  • Jacko: Hey, brainiac, you got the wrong one!
  • Nutsy: Quick, Jacko, we have to save him!
  • Jacko: Oh!
  • Blinky Bill: (GROANING)
  • Female Zookeeper: Easy, little guy. Once you get your shots, you can join the other koalas.
  • Blinky Bill: Let me out!
  • Jorge: (SQUEAKS) ♪ Swing me higher baby-cakes ♪ Oh, yes.
  • Blinky Bill: Hey! Hey, buddy! Over here! Help me! (GRUNTING) I don't belong here! I'm wild!
  • Bill Koala: Hey, new guy. Zip it. You don't want to wake old feather-brain.
  • Blinky Bill: You zip it! I have to get back to Greenpatch.
  • Bill Koala: Greenpatch? Blinky?
  • Blinky Bill: Dad?
  • Bill Koala: Get out of here!
  • Blinky Bill: Dad!
  • Bill Koala: Blinky Bill?
  • Blinky Bill: Where are you, Dad?
  • Bill Koala: I'm here, son.
  • Blinky Bill: (LAUGHS) Oh, Dad!
  • Bill Koala: Blinky! How'd you get here? Are you okay, son? You first.
  • Blinky Bill: What are you doing here? What happened to you, Dad?
  • Bill Koala: Oh, mate. The Sea of White Dragons happened. Some call it Croc Canyon, some call it the Down-underworld. Most take one look and call it a day. It's, paws-down, the most blood-curdling pit of despair I have ever clapped eyes on.
  • Blinky Bill: With giant rock walls all the way up to the sky.
  • Bill Koala: Oh, further, mate. And filled with scaly tooth monsters with beady little eyes.
  • Blinky Bill: But you can't show them any fear!
  • Bill Koala: Oh, no. They smell fear. All you can do is grab your gumnuts and run.
  • Blinky Bill: Yeah! And jump! From rock...
  • Bill Koala: ...to rock. Nearly there. One more jump. It's a biggie. One, two...
  • Both: Three!
  • Blinky Bill: (LAUGHING) And you make the other side!
  • Bill Koala: Oh, just! I was chewed up real bad. Croc teeth sticking out all over me like some kind of crazy echidna. (LAUGHS) I guess I must've passed out. When I woke up, I was here. But... Hang on a bilby whisker. How'd you know about... Were you there?
  • Blinky Bill: Yeah.
  • Bill Koala: Shut your leaf hole! My boy got through Croc Canyon? Are you okay, son?
  • Blinky Bill: Yep. We were nearly croc snacks, too.
  • Bill Koala: We? Is Mum with you? Betty? Love!
  • Blinky Bill: It's okay. Mum's at home! She doesn't even know I'm gone.
  • Betty Bill: (SCREAMING)
  • Crocodile: (GROWLING)
  • Bill Koala: Well, it's good to hear Mum's safe and sound.
  • Blinky Bill: Erm, not quite. Cranky's taken over Greenpatch. He's gonna throw Mum out of our tree.
  • Bill Koala: What? Oh, that slug-sucking bilby-tickler. If I could only get my paws on him.
  • Blinky Bill: But you can! Let's go kick some Goanna butt! Dad? Come on! Greenpatch needs us.
  • Bill Koala: Mate, I've been trying to come home since I got here. I did this last week trying to jump the boundary wall. It can't be done. There's cameras, zoo-keepers, alarms, that big-mouth parrot. No one ever gets out.
  • Blinky Bill: But what about Mum?
  • Bill Koala: Oh, I'm sorry, Blink.
  • Blinky Bill: No! There's got to be a way out! You promised Mum, you said you'd come home!
  • Bill Koala: (SIGHS) I promised a lot of things.
  • Blinky Bill: (SIGHS) Mum.
  • Bill Koala: Blinky? Mate? Oh, Blink.
  • Jacko: (SCREAMING)
  • Crocodile: (ROARING)
  • Jacko: (GRUNTS)
  • Nutsy: Shh! Come on, Jacko.
  • Jacko: Huh?
  • Nutsy: The first place they take you is quarantine.
  • Jacko: Oh! Warren who?
  • Jorge: No escape. If I don't get out, nobody does.
  • Blinky Bill: Oi, parrot, would you shut your...
  • (BEEPS)
  • Blinky Bill: Hmm. Hey, Dad.
  • Bill Koala: Blinky?
  • Blinky Bill: I think we can do this.
  • Bill Koala: Oh, mate, I've tried.
  • Blinky Bill: You never had me.
  • Bill Koala: Yeah, well, that's true.
  • Blinky Bill: What do us adventurers always say?
  • Bill Koala: Always fart downwind?
  • Blinky Bill: Yeah, the other thing.
  • Bill Koala: An adventurer never gives up.
  • Blinky Bill: And? An adventurer...
  • Together: Keeps his promise!
  • Blinky Bill: Too right! And you promised Mum you'd come home! Grab your gumnuts, Dad. We're busting outta here. (SPITS) Paws in?
  • Bill Koala: That's my boy. (SPITS) Paws in!
  • Both: (LAUGH)
  • Wombo: (SNIFFING)
  • Cheryl: So I says to Prince Charming, if you like it, put a ring on it.
  • Wombo: The kids were definitely here.
  • Betty Bill: You said something about a zoo, right?
  • Bill Koala: Got it!
  • Blinky Bill: Okay. (GRUNTS)
  • Bill Koala: Yes! (LAUGHS)
  • Jorge: (SNORING)
  • Bill Koala: (GROANS)
  • Blinky Bill: (GRUNTS)
  • Bill Koala: That's it! (GRUNTING)
  • Blinky Bill: Higher.
  • Bill Koala: Cripes. What's mum been feeding you?
  • Blinky Bill: (WHISPERS) Nearly there.
  • (CRASHES)
  • Blinky Bill: Dad, the fan! Stop!
  • Bill Koala: (GASPS)
  • Blinky Bill: (GROANS)
  • Jorge: (SQUEAKS)
  • Bill Koala: (GRUNTS)
  • Jacko: (SHRIEKS)
  • Male Zookeeper: I'll just go grab it out of the truck.
  • Jacko: Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
  • Jorge: Birdy num... (MUMBLES)
  • Bill Koala: Come on, mate!
  • Blinky Bill: Okay. Here goes. (GRUNTING)
  • Jacko: Ah, yes, the drain, what a brilliant idea. (SCREAMS) (GROANS)
  • Bill Koala: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Almost! Almost! Push the thing! Whoa! Come on, Son, get a wriggle on! Got it!
  • Nutsy: Blinky?
  • Blinky Bill: Huh?
  • Bill Koala: Who's that? Whoa! Blinky!
  • Nutsy: Blinky!
  • Jorge: I'm a bad boy (SNORES)
  • Bill Koala: (LAUGHS) Oh, I've missed you, son!
  • Blinky Bill: I've missed you so much too, Dad!
  • Bill Koala: Shake, Nose. Boomerang returns. Cheeky. Right left. Whip-kick. Whoa! (LAUGHS) Easy there. So you going to introduce me to your girlfriend then?
  • Blinky Bill: What? Oh. Er... She's not my girlfriend... We're not... This is my friend, Nutsy.
  • Nutsy: I've heard so much about you, Mr. Bill!
  • Bill Koala: Don't believe any of it! Oh!
  • Jorge: (SQUEAKS LOUDLY) Intruders! Wild animals! Help! Security!
  • Female Zookeeper: Oh! That is one crazy bird.
  • Jorge: Good afternoon, welcome to Parrot Radio. For your listening pleasure, may I present to you, a breakout people! (CAWS) Security!
  • Blinky Bill: Dad?
  • Bill Koala: Right! We're going out the window! Move! Ah! Okay, maybe the door.
  • Jorge: With their backs against the wall, our koalas look cooked. Will they climb their way to freedom, dear listeners? Of course not! Are you crazy? No one ever gets out!
  • Female Zookeeper: Hey, check camera two.
  • Jorge: Security! Security!
  • Jacko: I'm okay! Don't panic!
  • Nutsy: Quick, everyone in there!
  • Bill Koala: Mmm, I like her.
  • Blinky Bill: One, two, three. Go, go, go!
  • Jacko: I wouldn't go down that way if I were you.
  • Jorge: A break-out, people! This is not a drill! (CAWS)
  • Blinky Bill: Jacko!
  • Jacko: You!
  • Jorge: You!
  • Jacko: (GROANS) Whoa! Phew! Clear.
  • (ALL GASPING)
  • Bill Koala: Let us never speak of that again.
  • Jacko: Hmm, well, I did try to warn you.
  • Male Zookeeper: Check the perimeter. They can't have gone far.
  • (ALL PANTING)
  • Male Zookeeper: Those koalas have got to be around here, somewhere.
  • Male Zookeeper 2: Check over there!
  • Bill Koala: Cripes. They're onto us. We'll never get through.
  • Male Zookeeper 3: I think they're over here somewhere.
  • Blinky Bill: Maybe we can go over?
  • Nutsy: Over? How? You mean, like fly?
  • Bill Koala: Son, that's crazy! I like it.
  • Jorge: Well, well, well. Hello, Jacko.
  • Jacko: Hello, Jorge
  • Bill Koala: Wait a minute, you two know each other?
  • Jacko: Oh, yes. Yes, we do. You go. I'll deal with the parrot.
  • Blinky Bill: Are you sure?
  • Jacko: Yes, go! This ends now, gibbet!
  • Jorge: (LAUGHS) You said that last time, grub-sucker, yet here we are.
  • Jacko: How did it come to this? I loved you like a brother!
  • Jorge: You fool! I am your brother!
  • Jacko: What? That's impossible!
  • Jorge: Is it, Jacko? Is it?
  • (BOTH YELLING)
  • Nutsy: (PANTING)
  • Blinky Bill: Come on, Dad!
  • Bill Koala: (GROANS)
  • (ALARMS BLARING)
  • Man: (OVER PA) All personnel to sector four. We have a marsupial escape in progress. I repeat, wild koalas in sector four.
  • Blinky Bill: Dad, grab some rope to tie things together. Over there.
  • Bill Koala: Yeah, got it.
  • Blinky Bill: Nutsy, something wide and strong. Er, that wavy see-through stuff.
  • Nutsy: Are you sure about this, Blinky?
  • Blinky Bill: It'll work. Trust me.
  • Jorge: Return what you have stolen! Return what you have stolen!
  • Jacko: Ow! Ah! I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Jorge: Do you take me for a turkey?
  • Jacko: Ow! Ah! Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
  • Jorge: Liar! I saw you! Flashing your frill at my beautiful Consuela! How could you?
  • Jacko: Con, Consuela? What? No, no, no, you've got it all wrong.
  • Jorge: Do I, lover boy?
  • Jacko: Yes, yes, yes you do. She wasn't interested in me. Or you. She said she was leaving. With Trevor.
  • Jorge: (GASPS) Not Trevor! With those infernal fancy tail feathers! Oh, I'll track down that over-stuffed bush turkey! And when I do, I'll be doing the plucking. Trevor!
  • Jacko: Yeah, yeah that's great. Hey, Jorge.
  • Jorge: Yes, brother?
  • Jacko: Er, with you having a new nemesis and everything.
  • Jorge: Hmm?
  • Jacko: Would you mind getting off me now?
  • Male Zookeeper: Where the heck are those koalas? They can't have just vanished.
  • Male Zookeeper 2: Hey! What the... I don't believe it! Cop a gander of this, would you?
  • Male Zookeeper: Who's driving that thing? That's the hairiest cabbie I've ever seen.
  • Male Zookeeper 3: Wasn't your missus, was it?
  • Wombo: (LAUGHING)
  • Male Zookeeper: They'll give a license to anyone these days.
  • Betty Bill: Once we get inside, we'll split up. Come on!
  • Blinky Bill: Done. Hmm, I think.
  • Bill Koala: (WHISTLES)
  • Nutsy: (GASPS) Jorge!
  • Blinky Bill: Hey!
  • Jacko: It's okay. The parrot's with me.
  • Blinky Bill and Nutsy: Huh?
  • Jacko: Sweet shining skink eggs. What is that?
  • Blinky Bill: This is our way out of here.
  • Jorge: What! He's joking, right?
  • Blinky Bill: It'll work. Come on!
  • Jacko: Huh, and I thought you were nuts.
  • Jorge: Hold me, brother. I'm too young to fly!
  • Blinky Bill: Er, guys, we need to hurry.
  • Male Zookeeper: What in the blue blazes? How did... We're gonna need a ladder!
  • Nutsy: (GASPS) The humans have seen us!
  • Blinky Bill: Everyone, on my count push as hard as you can. Got it?
  • Bill Koala: (CHUCKLING) Now this is what I call an adventure!
  • Sir Claude: Yes, indeed. An epic tale of a peppy little kitten's struggle against the forces of koala-dom. (GASPS) Sweet mother of dog! The tail-biter!
  • Bill Koala: Fair go, mate. I was trying to save you from a trap! You would've died.
  • Blinky Bill: Dad?
  • Bill Koala: Stay behind me, Blinky!
  • Sir Claude: I would never ask for your help. And now, you'll pay. (GROWLS)
  • Bill Koala: Back off, kitty! (GRUNTS)
  • Blinky Bill: (GASPS) Dad!
  • Sir Claude: I'm going to turn you into a snuggy.
  • Blinky Bill: Get off him!
  • Sir Claude: (LAUGHS)
  • Blinky Bill: Go, Dad!
  • Bill Koala: Blinky!
  • Blinky Bill: (SCREAMS)
  • Nutsy: Blinky! No!
  • Sir Claude: No, you don't! The koala is mine!
  • Bill Koala: Blinky! To the flyer! We're not leaving without my boy! (BOTH GROANING)
  • Male Zookeeper: Whoa, look out, cat!
  • Bill Koala: Everyone, push as hard as you can. Push harder, Jacko!
  • Jacko: If I push any harder, something's gonna come out. It worked!
  • Bill Koala: Don't worry, Son! We're coming for you! (ALL YELLING)
  • Nutsy: Oh!
  • Jacko: Oh, right! What now?
  • All: Whoa!
  • Beryl: Need a lift?
  • Jacko: Ladies!
  • Bill Koala: After my boy!
  • Cheryl: Tout de suite, Mr. Bill.
  • Sir Claude: Stop running, meat snack. You're only making me hungrier!
  • Bill Koala: Come on, girls, crack the whip!
  • Jacko: Go, baby cakes, go!
  • Beryl: It's working, Cheryl! We're flying! Oh, we're really flying!
  • Jacko: Whoa!
  • Bill Koala: How do you control this thing?
  • Blinky Bill: Come on!
  • Bill Koala: Blinky! We're coming, mate!
  • Jorge: Just try not to get eaten by a cat!
  • Blinky Bill: Dad!
  • Bill Koala: Grab the rope!
  • Sir Claude: (GROWLS)
  • Blinky Bill: Ow! (GROANS)
  • Bill Koala: Right, well, that worked better in my head.
  • Nutsy: I'm going to go down and get him.
  • Jorge: Are you crazy?
  • Jacko: They don't call her Nutsy for nothing. Remember how you used to be completely terrified of heights? Well, forget that, don't remember it.
  • Nutsy: Not helping! (SCREAMS)
  • Blinky Bill: Nutsy! Huh? Whoa! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! We have to get out of here!
  • Bill Koala: I'll swing you in!
  • Nutsy: (YELLING)
  • Blinky Bill: Shh. I don't think we're alone.
  • Sir Claude: (LAUGHS) Oh, don't worry. I soon will be.
  • Nutsy: Blinky! Whoa!
  • Blinky Bill: Nutsy!
  • Sir Claude: (HISSES) Whoa! (GRUNTS) (SCREAMS)
  • Nutsy: (YELLS)
  • Sir Claude: Oh! Not again!
  • Nutsy: Grab the rope, Blinky!
  • Blinky Bill: Okay!
  • Sir Claude: (GROWLING)
  • Blinky Bill: (GROANING)
  • Sir Claude: (EVILY LAUGHS) Oh, yes. Playtime's over kid. Time to explore the afterlife!
  • Blinky Bill: (WHIMPERS)
  • Betty Bill: Get your paws off my son!
  • Sir Claude: (GRUNTS) Ow!
  • Blinky Bill: Mum! Oh!
  • Betty Bill: You are so grounded.
  • Sir Claude: (MEOWS) (GROANING) Ow!
  • Nutsy: This time, I've definitely got you! (GROANS) Grab, the rope...
  • Bill Koala: Hang on tight!
  • Nutsy: Grab the rope. Oh! Help!
  • Blinky Bill: Mum, this is my friend Nutsy. (GROANING)
  • Betty Bill: It's a pleasure. (ALL YELLING)
  • Sir Claude: I will devour every last one of you! (ROARING) Huh? (MEOWS)
  • Nutsy: Take her up!
  • Bill Koala: Ah, yep. On it! (GRUNTS) Come on, you son of a skink!
  • (ALL SCREAMING)
  • Blinky Bill: Quick! My friends will save us!
  • Sir Claude: Pah! Who needs friends when you've got nine lives? (GROWLS) Huh? Mummy. (SCREAMS)
  • Nutsy: Whoa!
  • (ALL GROANING)
  • Blinky Bill: Mum, Nutsy, are you okay?
  • Nutsy: Yes.
  • Jacko: I knew you'd make it, Blinky!
  • Bill Koala: (LAUGHING) Looks like koalas can fly! Love!
  • Betty Bill: Bill!
  • Bill Koala: Oh!
  • Betty Bill: Oh, you're in trouble!
  • Bill Koala: I know, I know. Ow. But just let me explain. It was like this... I, er, well, the thing is... I kind of maybe stuffed up. (GROANS)
  • Betty Bill: I love you, you old gumnut!
  • Bill Koala: I love you too, sweet leaf. I swear I'll never leave home again. Anyway, Greenpatch has got a new adventurer now. He saved us all.
  • Blinky Bill: I had a little help.
  • Nutsy: (SNORTS) A little?
  • (ALL LAUGH)
  • Beryl: (WHIMPERING)
  • Cheryl: Beryl, you okay, darls?
  • Beryl: Sorry. I'm not a very good flyer... (GAGS)
  • Jacko: Er, hate to break up the party. But who's steering this thing?
  • (ALL SCREAMING)
  • Betty Bill: Paws on the wheel! Paws on the wheel!
  • Bill Koala: Me? I can barely fly horizontal! Blinky! It's yours!
  • Blinky Bill: (GRUNTS)
  • (ALL YELLING & WHOOPING)
  • Wombo: Wacko, the Diddlo! You don't see that every day! (CHUCKLING)
  • Bill Koala: Whoo-hoo! Greenpatch, here we come!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: (SNICKERING) My dear Goannasburgers. I am honored and deeply humbled to be here before you today. (SNICKERS) Now bow! Bow before your king. (ALL GASP) On your knees, wretches! (LAUGHING) (GASPS)
  • Bill Koala: Hello, Crankypants.
  • Mayor Cranklepot: William! You're alive.
  • Bill Koala: Ready, Blinky?
  • Blinky Bill: (LAUGHS) Operation Goanna Splat is, go! (LAUGHING) Extraordinary!
  • Bilby: Whee! Higher Uncle Cranky, Higher. Whee!
  • Jorge: Ah, Ah, Ah, Not so fast, the kid said higher.
  • Animals: My turn! Me! Me! Me!
  • Mayor Cranklepot: Oh!
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