Katie Ka-Boo

intro #3 She's Katie Kaboom, Katie Kaboom. She's lives in a house witha garden in bloom. Her family knows that anytime soon, Their pretty lady, Katie, goes - Kaboom. KATIE KA-BOO studio: AKOM written by: Nicholas Hollander, Deanna Oliver directed by: Greg Reyna {key: K=Katie, M=Katie's Mom, D=Katie's Dad, T=Tinker, CB=you know who} K: You'll like my parents; they're a little weird, but nice. Wait right here, I'll go find them. Mom! Dad! M: We're here hon. K: He's here. D: Who's here? K: It's CB, we're dating. M: You're dating CB, the student council president? K: Yup. D: The-the-the captain of the wrestling team? K: That's him. Wait until you meet him. I'll be right back. Nobody move. M: I heard CB will be this year's valevictorian. {I can't spell it, I was only 11th (out of 330)} D: Well, uh-now I heard he's taking the wrestlers to the state's championship. T: I heard he's a giant chicken. D: Tinker! M: Don't talk about Katie's boyfriends that way. K: Mom, Dad, meet CB. CB, these are my parents. What? D: Sweetie, can we have a word with you in, the in, private? K: Bee right back. What is wrong with you? I'm so embarrassed. M: Katie, about CB... K: Isn't he dreamy? M: No honey, he's a chicken D: With feathers, and a-a beak. T: I told you he was a chicken. K: He's not a chicken! CB: Buck, buck. {that music that they always play for chickens} M: Katie darling, we're only trying to protect you from getting hurt. K: YOU NEVER LIKE MY FRIENDS! YOU NEVER LIKE ANYONE I LIKE!! M: Katie, now darling, please, just calm down. D: Hit the dirt! CB: Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck. K: YOU NEVER LIKE MY FRIENDS! NEVER! NEVER!! [she explodes] (SCREAM) CB: B'gark! K: HUH? You really are a chicken. Why didn't you tell me? CB: B'gark? K: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!! T: Here we go again. M: Katie, you're overreacting. K: I'M NOT OVERREACTING! I'M DATING... A CHICKEN!! [KABOOM] CB: Buck, buck, b'gark! (sent flying to the city limits) K: Mom, CB and I broke up. Sob. M: There, there. Singer: You wear a diguise, to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo. wraparound #3 YWD:We found this old computer Then we fixed it up. We threw in all the characters, Now they're all mixed up!