Captain America: Civil War


 * Marvel's Captain America - Civil War - Theatrical Poster.jpg
 * 1991
 * Bucky Barnes: "No! No!"
 * Vasily Karpov: Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Home coming. One. Freight car. Good morning, soldier.
 * Bucky Barnes: Ready to comply.
 * Vasily Karpov: I have a mission for you. Sanction and extract. No witnesses. [Bucky Barnes comlpetes the mission as the Winter Soldier and brings back a later version of the super-soldier-serum.] Well done, soldier.
 * LAGOS : PRESENT DAY:
 * Steve Rogers: Alright, what do you see?
 * Wanda: Standard beat cops. Small station. Quiet street. It's a good target.
 * Steve Rogers: There's an ATM in the south corner, which means...
 * Wanda Maximoff: Cameras.
 * Steve Rogers: Both cross streets one way.

going to play both sides? announced himself as Iron Man, the number of noted enhanced persons has grown exponentially. And during the same period, the number of potentially world-ending events has risen at a commissive rate. Our very strength invites challenge. Challenge incites conflict. And conflict... breeds catastrophe. Oversight. Oversight is not an idea that could be dismissed out-of-hand. uncharacteristically non-hyper verbal. made up his mind. Actually, I'm nursing my electromagnetic headache. That's what's going on, Cap. It's just pain... says Humphrey. Who's putting coffee grounds in the disposal? Am I running a bed and breakfast for a biker gang? Oh, that's Charles Spencer by the way. He's a great kid. Computer engineering degree. 3.6 GPA. Had a floor level gig. An Intel plan for the fall. But first, he wanted to put a few miles on his soul. Before he park it behind then desk. See the world, maybe be of service. Charlie didn't want to go to Vegas which is what I would do. He didn't go to Paris or Amsterdam. Sounds fun. He decided to spend his summer, building sustainable housing for the poor. Guess where, Sokovia. He want to make a difference, I suppose. I mean, we won't know because we dropped a building on him while we were kicking ass. There's no decision making process here. We need to be put in check. Whatever form that takes, I'm game. If we can't accept limitations, we're bounderless, we're no better than the bad guys. you don't give up. for our actions. These documents just shifts the blames. That is dangerously arrogant. This is the United Nations we're talking about. It's not the world security council, it's not SHIELD, it's not HYDRA. and agendas change. That's why I'm here. When I realized what my weapons were capable of in the wrong hands, I shut it down and stop manufacturing them. You chose to do that. If we sign these, we surrender our right to choose. What if this Panel sends us somewhere we don't think we should go. What if it's somewhere we need to go, and they don't let us. We may not be perfect, but the safest hands are still our own. it's going to be done to us later. That's a fact. That won't be pretty. If, we have one hand on the wheel that can still steer. same woman who told the government to kiss our ass a few years ago. playing the field. We have made some very public mistakes. We need to win our trust back. did you agree with me. Thank you. I'm impress by what you did. Okay, case close. - I win. MARGARET "PEGGY" CARTER I would like to invite Sharon Carter, to come up and say a few words. as a founder of SHIELD. But I just knew her as Aunt Peggy. She had a photograph in her office. Aunt Peggy standing next to JFK. As a kid, that was pretty cool. But, it was a lot to live up to. Which is why I never told anyone we were related. I asked her once how she managed to master diplomacy and espionage at a time when no one wanted to see a woman succeed at either. And she said, compromise when you can. When you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move. It is your duty, to plant yourself like a tree, look them in they eye and say, " No... ...you move. thought I wanted to ignore she was gone. When I found out that she was alive, I was just lucky to have her. Vision. I'm off to Vienna for the signing of the Accords. There is plenty of room on the jet. Just because it's the path of least resistance does mean it's the wrong path. Staying together is more important than how we stay together. What are we giving up to do it? I can't sign it. What are you doing here? Come here. 117 countries have come together to ratify Sokovia Accords. Thank you. is used to the spot light. It's not always so flattering. Considering your last trip to Capitol Hill. I wouldn't think you would be particularly comfortable in this company. Miss Romanoff. You don't approve of all this? The politics, not really. Two people, in a room, can get more done than a 100. Please, allow me to apologize for what happened in Nigeria. Thank you for agreeing to all this. I'm sad to hear that Captain Rogers will not be joining us today. This assembly is now in session. Such a pleasure. who disapproves of diplomacy, you're getting quite good at it. used to make a terrible weapon, we, in Wakanda, were forced to question our legacy. Those men and women killed in Nigeria, were part of a goodwill mission from a country too long in the shadows. We will not, however, let misfortune drive us back. We will fight to improve the world we wish to join. I am grateful to the Avengers for supporting this initiative. Wakanda is proud to extend it's hand in peace. on enlisting, but... not aunt Peggy .She brought me my first knife holster. - Very practical. - And stylish. When you were spying on me from across the hall... doing my job? I didn't want her to have to remember you. - Thanks for walking me back. There's something you got to see. At least 12 are dead. Including Wakanda's King T'Chaka. Officials have released a video of a suspect, identified as James Buchanan Barnes, the Winter soldier. The infamous HYDRA agent, linked to numerous acts of terrorism and political assassinations. death, is not the end. It's more of a... stepping off point. You reach out with both hands and bask... in segment. They lead you into the green valley where... you can run forever. I am not my father. Task force will decide who brings in Barnes. I'll kill him myself. I got lucky. I know how much Barnes mean to you. I really do. Stay at home. You'll only make this worse for all of us. Please. Someone will, if you interfere. That's how it works now. If he's gone this far gone, then... to bring him in. least likely to die trying. to stay out of it? - Might have a point. I just want to make sure we considered all our options. The people that shoot at you, usually wind up shooting at me. since the footage went public. Everybody thinks the Winter soldier goes to their gym. Most of it is noise, except for this. My boss expects a briefing and he pretty much knows, so... that's all the answer you're going to get. We have orders to shoot on sight. I brought breakfast. Thank you. Again. I can fix you something different, if you like. This is wonderful. I'll do it. I'll do it. Don't worry. German special forces approaching from the south. Do you know me? I read about you at the museum. And you have plenty of reason to be. But you're lying. I don't do that anymore. you did are coming here now. And they're not planning on taking you alive. Good strategy. I'm compromised. You pulled me from the river. Why? Breach! Breach! You're gonna kill someone. Get him! Come on. - Sam. Stand down! Now. Congratulations, Captain. You're a criminal. Your highness. A pinch. lift your spirits. I haven't actually... - eaten anything before, so... - Aye, aye. Please. - Wanda. No. It's a... involuntary response in their amygdala they can't help but be afraid of you. myself one way. But, after this. I am something else. And still me, I think. But... that's not what everyone else sees. I don't know what this is. Not really. I know it's not of this world. But it powered Loki staff, gave you your abilities. But... its true nature is a mystery. And yet, it is part of me. Are you afraid of it? I wish to understand it. The more I do, the less it controls me. One day, who knows, I may even control it. but it is not paprika. I'm gonna go to the store, I'll be back in 20 minutes. Alternatively, we could order a pizza? Vision, are you not letting me leave? - I can protect myself. Not yours. Mr. Stark would like to avoid the possibility of another public incident. Until the Accords are a... more secured foundation. as I do. and you don't wanna know more? Is it Vibranium? the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me? ought to happen to you. Psychological evaluation and extradition. deputy task force commander. See to their weapons are placed in the lock up. Oh, we'll write you a receipt. and see anybody flying around in that. instead of a cell. And do me a favour, stay in it. on going anywhere. making things worse looks like. are now at court-sec. And, Colonel Ross is supervising the clean up. Try not to break anything while we fix this. You bet there will be consequences. Obviously you can quote me on that because I just said it. Anything else? Thank you, sir. I have to give him something. - Wings too. I pulled something from dad's archives. Well, timely. FDR signed the Land-Lease bills with these in 1941. Provided support to the allies when they needed most. Someone said it brought our country closer to war. Seen enough of these, you wouldn't be here. I'm trying to, what do you call it? a... an al'fermage. Is that what you call it? I didn't see her. - well not kinda... We're taking a break. It's nobody's fault. I didn't know. so I trashed all my suits. Then, we had to muck up HYDRA. And then Ultron, my fault. And then, and then, and then. I never stopped. Cause the truth is I don't wanna stop. I don't want to lose her. I thought maybe the Accords can split the difference. In her defense, I'm her handful. Yet, dad was a pain in the ass, but he and mom always made it work. I only knew him when he was young and single. You two knew each other? He never mentioned that. Maybe only a thousand times. God, I hated you. Because you're a very polite person. I can't ignore it. - Sometimes I wish I could. Sometimes... Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth. But I don't wanna see you gone. We need you, Cap. Until further nothing's happen that can't be undone, please... sign. We can make the last 24 hours legit. Barnes gets transferred to an American psych center instead of a Wakanda prison. I'm not saying it's impossible. But there would have to be safeguards Sure. Once we put out the PR fire, these documents can be amended. I filed a motion to have you and Wanda reinstated. She's confined to the compound currently. Vision's keeping her company. Every time. Every time I think you're seeing things the right way... It's got a screening room. There's worse ways to protect people. Is that how you see this? This is protection? It's internment, Tony. on, Tony. to Weapons of Mass Destruction. I'm doing what has to be done ...to save us something worse. Hate to break up the set. I've been sent by the United Nations to evaluate you. Do you mind if I sit? Your first name is James? I didn't write it. I just want to ask you a few questions. Do you know where you are, James? I can't help you if you don't talk to me, James. Here. Just sign here. release this photo to begin with? involve as many eyes as we can? It's a good way to flush a guy out of hiding. Set off a bomb, get your picture taken. for the Winter soldier. framed him to find him. for 2 years and found nothing. That turns a lot of heads. whoever framed him would get him a guarantees that we would. You've seen a great deal, haven't you? if you open your mouth, the horrors might never stop. Don't worry. STATUS: PACKAGE DELIVERED What is this? Get me eyes on Barnes. Give me the source of that damage. Not Romania. Certainly not Brooklyn, no. I mean, your real home. Longing. Rusted. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming One. Freight car. Soldier? December 16, 1991. Help me. Help? Who are you? What do you want? Give me a perimeter around the building and gunships in the air. three-Piece, 2 button... Follow me. We're in position. You could at least recognize me. if you're going to be there? I said I wasn't sure. You should've seen his little face. Just try, okay? I'm going to bed. I love you. bombing of the UN in Vienna escaped from prison today Also disappeared are the Avengers, Captain Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson. You used to wear newspapers in your shoes. we're suppose to be cool? Everything HYDRA put inside me is still there. All he had to do is say the god damn words. People are dead. The bombing. The set up. The doctor did all that just to get 10 minutes with you. I need you to do better than "I don't know." Where I was kept. - He wanted to know exactly where. More kills than anyone in the HYDRA history. - And that was before the serum. They speak 30 languages, can hide in plain sight, infiltrate, assassinate, destabilize, They can take a whole country down in 1 night. You'd never see them coming. If we call Tony. will let him help. I know a guy. any idea where they are. GSG-9's got the borders covered. Recons flying 24/7. They'll get a hit. We'll handle it. It's not yours to handle. It's clear you can't be objective. I'm putting special ops on this. let them kill Steve Rogers? in Romania if it wasn't for Rogers. There are dead people who would be alive now. Feel free to check my math. solve this with boys in bullet vest. You got to let us bring him in. any differently from the last time. wearing Loafers and a silk suit. 72 hours, guaranteed. Barnes. Rogers. Wilson. My left arm is numb, is that normal? 36 hours, jeez. It would be great if we have a hulk, right about now. Any shot? You really think he'd be on our side? - I've an idea. What's yours? - How was school today? This crazy car parked outside... What. What are you doing...? Hey. I'm-I'm-I'm Peter. What are you - What are you - What are you doing here? You've been getting my e-mails, right? - Right? - Regarding the... So now, we're in business. What's up with that? - You're keeping secrets from me? I just know how much you love surprises, so I thought I would let you know... wh... - Anyway, what did I apply for? Hash, hash out, okay. that she's someone's aunt. you know. This walnut date loaf is exceptional. involved or whatever? No? - Can I have 5 minutes with him? that wasn't bad. Oh. What do we have here, retro tech, huh? - Thrift store? Salvation army? Anyway, look. Umm. I definitely did not apply for your grant. - Okay. Quick question of the rhetorical variety. That's you, right? - What do you. What do you... Look at you go. Wow, nice catch! 3000 pounds. 40 miles an hour. It's not easy. You got mad skills. on Youtube though right. I mean that's where you found it. Cause' you know that's all fake. It's all done on a computer? like those UFOs over Phoenix? That's a... You're this... Spider... ling. Crime fighting Spider... You're Spider-Boy? I was actually having a real good day today, you know, Mr. Stark. Didn't miss my train, this perfectly good DVD player was just sitting there and... Algebra test. Nailed it! Anybody? unusually attractive Aunt? No, no. No, no. If she knew, she would freak out. And when she freaks out, I freak out. is really cool? This webbing. Tensile strength is off the charts - Who manufactured them? How are you doing that? It's a long story. I was uh... Can you even see in these? I can. I can-I can see in those. Okay? It's just that... when... whatever happened happened, it's like my senses have been dialed to 11. There's way too much input, so... they just kinda help me focus. Systemic, top to bottom. 100-point restoration. That's why I'm here Why are you doing this? I got to know. What's your MO? What gets you out of that twin bed in the morning? ...because l've been me my whole life, - and l've had these powers for 6 months. I build computers... And-And yeah. I would love to play football. But I couldn't then so I shouldn't now. But I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not. When you can do the things that I can, but you don't... and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you. You wanna do your part. Make the world a better place all that, right? for the little guy. That's-That's what it is. I'm going to sit here, so you move the leg. - I don't even have a driving license. you didn't say that. I can't just drop out of school! Better tell Aunt Hottie I'm taking you on a field trip. - Get me out of this. - What are you doing here? We're supposed to go water skiing. Cap needs our help, come on. You should not be here. I retired for, what, like 5 minutes? And it all goes to shit. of your actions. Okay, we got to go. It's this way. ...you can go to high school. You want to make amends. You get off your ass. Shit. I know I should have stretch. But, she can. That's enough, let him go. - I'm leaving. they will never stop being afraid of you. only my own. Come on. We got one more stop. Our satellites are running facial, biometric and behavioral pattern scans. 70 years to find Barnes. So, you could probably do better than them by half that time. the concept of a getaway car. tends to draw a crowd. They're going to come looking for you. - That was... If I had any other choice. Besides... I'm on your team. I have to put a little coffee in him, but... .. he should be good. Come on. I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow. This is awesome. Captain America. I know you too, you're great. Jeez. Look, I wanted to say. I know you know a lot of super people, so... Thanks for thinking of me. - Hey, man. Look. What happened last time was a... it'll never happen again. what we're up against? So, if you come with us, you're a wanted man. into people at the airport. - Don't you just feel weird? That doctor, the psychiatrist, he's behind all of this. Ross gave me 36 hours to bring you in. That was 24 hours ago. - Can you help a brother out? Your war buddy killed innocent people yesterday. super soldiers just like him. I can't let the doctor find them first, Tony. I can't. You know, what's about to happen. Do you really want to punch your way out of this one? Underoos! Nice job, kid. the landing a little better. It's... just the new suit... Well, it's nothing, Mr. Stark It's-It's perfect, thank you. start a conversation. Cap... Captain. Big fan, I'm Spider-Man. Just... Dragging in Clint. Rescuing Wanda from a place she doesn't even want to leave. A safe place. I'm trying to keep... I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart. You're gonna turn Barnes over and you're gonna come with us. NOW! Because it's us! We're squaded JSOC, guys, with no compunction about being impolite. Come on, man. The quinjet's in hanger five, north runway. Something... What-What the hell was that? Alright, there's two on the parking deck. One of them is Maximoff, I'm going to grab her. Rhodey, you want to take Cap? Wilson and Barnes. Keep your distance. Web em up. I won't ask a second time. That is awesome, dude! You have the right to remain silent! but it ain't gonna tickle either. First, that's an exaggeration. Second, I did it to protect you. - Hey, Clint. get tired of shooting golf? I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss. Hey buddy, I think you lost this! - Are those wings carbon fiber? the rigidity flexibility ratio which, gotta say, that's awesome man. you've been a fight before - but there's usually not this much talking. Guys, look. I'd love to keep this up but I've only got one job here today and I gotta impress Mr. Stark, so, lm really sorry. Wwahhhh! Throw it at this. Now! I thought it was a water truck. Uh... sorry. Now, I'm pissed. You want to switch it up? I know you believe what you're doing is right. But, for the collective good, you must surrender now. the laws of physics at all. that you don't understand. He also said to go for your legs. I'm good, arrow-guy. Let's go. Let's go! You think you're right. And that makes you dangerous. You got heart, kid. Where're you from? take this into the shop. We don't talk a lot these days. Oh boy. - That guy's probably in Siberia by now. I'll take Vision. You get to the jet. Both of you! The rest of us aren't getting out of here. if we're gonna win this one, some of us might have to lose it. but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell. And if I tear myself in half... I mean once... ...in a lab. And I passed out. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the BEST! He's big now. hiding any shocking, and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose, I'm open to suggestion. You got to go through me. - I'm Clint. Something just flew in me! Go. You ever see that really old movie? - Empire Strikes Back? He's on the young side. When they're on the snow planet? With the walking thingies? Ha ha! That was awesome! - Get of me! - Hi. - Hey man. - You're done. Alright? or I'll call Aunt May! You're done! Mr. Stark, wait! I'm not done, I'm not... Okay, I'm done. not catch him. There is a difference. Vision, do you copy? Target his thrusters, turn him into a glider. Read vitals. Emergency medical is on it's way. Room service. Good morning, Mrs. Leben. - Bacon and black coffee again? May I let myself in? Mr Muller? Mr Muller? Oh God! I'll deal with it. all this, Steve. It wasn't you. You didn't have a choice. But I did it. L4 to S1. Extreme laceration in the spinal cord. Probably looking at some form of paralysis. If you don't either, then Rhodey's gonna be the best case scenario. - Boy. It must be hard to shake the whole double agent thing, huh? Sticks in the DNA. of your ego for 1 goddamn second? so, they're coming for you. to watch their back. as soon as Barnes was captured. The UN dispatched Dr. Theo Broussard from Geneva within the hour. He was met by this man. - - picturing a red head. I'm someone else. Colonel Helmut Zemo Sokovian intelligence. Zemo ran EKO Skorpion, a Sokovian covert kill squad. in a Berlin hotel room. The police also found a wig and facial prosthesis approximating the appearance of one James Buchanan Barnes. - Get this to Ross. - You are clear for landing, Mr. Stark. Did you get the files? Let's reroute the satellites, and start facial scanning for this Zemo guy. to you even after that fiasco in Leipzig? You're lucky you're not in one of these cells. The futurist is here! He sees all! He knows what's best for you, whether your like it or not. I had no idea they'll put you in here, come on. they'll put us somewhere, Tony. super max floating ocean pokey. You know, this place is for maniacs. This is a place for... Criminals, Tony. I think that's the word you're looking for. Right? It didn't used to mean me, or Sam, or Wanda. But, here we are. - - - - The law. You got a wife and kids. I don't understand. Why didn't you think about them before you choose the wrong side? on this guy. There's a chance he's gonna break it. you never can trust a Stark. Columbia Medical tomorrow. So... Fingers cross. What do you need? They feed you yet? to know where Steve went. because you would have to go Mark Fuhrman on my ass to get information out of me. out of their 'AV'. We got about 30 seconds before they realized it's not their equipment. Get it back up! Because that is the fellow who is suppose to interrogate Barnes. Clearly, I made a mistake. Sam, I was wrong. he's about to need all the help he can get. We don't know each other very well. You don't have to... It's alright. Look, I will tell you. But you have to go alone and as a friend. I'm going back to the compound instead. But, you can call me anytime. I'll put you on hold, I like to watch the line blink. we had to ride back from Rockaway Beach in the back of that freezer truck? our train money to buy hot dogs? that stuffed bear for a redhead. - - a hundred years old by now. He can't have been here more than a few hours. I'm not currently after you. I'd like to keep it that way. Otherwise, I gotta arrest myself. a lot of paper work. - It's good to see you, Tony. - they died in their sleep. Did you really think I wanted more of you? they brought you here. Please, Captain. The Soviets built this chamber to withstand the launch blast of a few a 100 rockets. Given time. But then you'll never know why you came. in Vienna just to bring us here? for over a year. I studied you, I followed you. But now that you are standing here, I just realized... There's a bit of green in the blue of your eyes. How nice to find a flaw. Is that what this is about? long before you blew it to hell. No. I'm here because I made a promise. And so will you. An empire topple by its enemies can rise again. But one which crumples from within... that's dead ...forever. Please. Help her. Sergeant Barnes? Howard! Help. Go. - what happened. He killed my mom. Just try, okay? I'm going to bed. I love you. To see them ripped each other apart. I thought we would be safe there. My son was excited. He could see the Iron Man from the car window. And I told my wife, "Don't worry. " "They are fighting in the city. We are miles from harm. " When the dust cleared, and the screaming stopped. It took me two days until I found their bodies. My father... still holding my wife and son in his arms. And the Avengers... they went home. I knew I couldn't kill them. More powerful men than me have tried. But, if I could get them to kill each other? I'm sorry about your father. He seemed a good man. With a dutiful son. It's consuming them. I am done letting it consume me. Justice will come soon enough. with you yet. Countermeasures ready. Stay down. Final warning. You don't deserve it! My father made that shield! Toilet privileges, twice a day. Raise your voice, zap. Touch the glass, zap. You step out of line, you deal with me. Please, step out of line. Hm? So, how does it feel? Spending all that time, all that effort. And, to see it fail, so spectacularly. Anything you can think of. Shock absorption. Lateral movement. Cup holder? I'll give you a hand. Don't help me. Don't help me. 138. 138 combat missions. That's how many I've flown, Tony. Every one of them could've been my last, but I flew em. To the fight needed to be fought. It's the same with these Accords. I signed because it was the right thing to do. And, yeah, this sucks. This is... This is a bad beat. But it hasn't change my mind. I don't think You're in the right place. Thank you for that! - I'm never dropping that, by the way. Table for one, Mr. "Stank". Please, by the bathroom. There's been a breach at the RAFT prison. - - Don't... I promise you, if you need us, if you need me, I'll be there. So, until they figure out how to get this stuff out of my head I think going back under is the best thing, ...for everybody. they are both victims. If I can help one of them to find peace... they'll come for him. Who was it? Who hit you? So itchy, man. Darn - From 12C? With the overbite? You don't know him, he's from Brooklyn. Ouch... Hope you got a few good licks in. His friend was huge. Like huge. That's way better. Thank you. Hey, can you shut the door?
 * Wanda Maximoff: So, compromised escape routes.
 * Steve Rogers: Means our guy doesn't care about being seen. He isn't afraid to make a mess on the way out. You see that Range Rover halfway up the block?
 * Wanda Maximoff: Yeah, the red one? It's cute.
 * Natasha Romanoff: It's also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. Probably us.
 * Wanda Maximoff: You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?
 * Natasha Romanoff: Looking over your shoulder needs to become second nature.
 * Sam Wilson: Anybody ever tell you, you're a little paranoid?
 * Natasha Romanoff: Not to my face. Why? Did you hear something?
 * Steve Rogers: Eyes on target, folks. This is the best lead we've had on Rumlow in 6 months. I don't want to lose him.
 * Sam Wilson: If he sees us coming that won't be a problem. He kind of hate us.
 * Steve Rogers: Sam, see that garbage truck? Tag it.
 * Sam Wilson: Give me X-ray. [Redwing weight analysis: Cargo Weight 13825 kgs Max capacity] That truck's loaded for max weight. And the driver's armed.
 * Natasha Romanoff: It's a battering ram.
 * Steve Rogers: Go now.
 * Wanda Maximoff: What?
 * Steve Rogers:  He's not aiming the police.
 * INSTITUTE FOR INFECTIOUS DISEASES
 * Steve Rogers: Body armor. AR15s I make 7 hostiles.
 * Sam Wilson: I make 5.
 * Wanda Maximoff: Sam.
 * Sam Wilson: Four. Rumlow's on the third floor.
 * Steve Rogers: Wanda. Just like we practice.
 * Wanda Maximoff: What about the gas?
 * Steve Rogers: Get it out.
 * Rumlow: Pack it up. He's here.
 * Steve Rogers: Rumlow has a biological weapon.
 * Natasha Romanoff: I'm on it.
 * Rumlow: I don't work like that no more. Fire in the hole.
 * Sam Wilson: He's in the main humvee heading north.
 * Rumlow: Take this to the extract. We're not going to out run him. Lose the truck.
 * Bad Guy #1:  Where are you going to meet us?
 * Rumlow:  I'm not.
 * Sam Wilson: I got 4, they're splitting up.
 * Natasha Romanoff: I got the two on the left.
 * Steve Rogers: They ditch their gear. It's a shell game now. One of them has the payload.
 * Rumlow: There you are, you son of a bitch. I've been waiting for this!
 * Sam Wilson: He doesn't have it. I'm empty.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Out of the way! Look out!
 * Bad Guy #1: Drop it. Or I'll drop this. Drop it!
 * Bad Guy #2: He'll do it!
 * Natasha Romanoff: Payload secured. Thanks, Sam.
 * Sam Wilson: Don't thank me.
 * Natasha Romanoff: I'm not thanking that thing.
 * Sam Wilson: His name is Redwing.
 * Natasha Romanoff: I'm still not thanking it.
 * Sam Wilson: He's cute. Come on, pet 'em.
 * Rumlow: This is for dropping a building on my face. I think it look pretty good, all things considered.
 * Steve Rogers: Who's your buyer?
 * Rumlow: He knew we knew you. You pal, your buddy, your Bucky.
 * Steve Rogers: What did you say?
 * Rumlow: He remembered you. I was there. He got all weepy about it. Till they put put his brain back in the blender. He wanted you to know something. He said to me, "Please tell Rogers," "When you got to go, you got to go. " And you're coming with me.
 * Steve Rogers: Oh my... Sam. We need... Fire and rescue, on the south side of the building. We got to get up here.
 * Maria Stark: Try to remember the kind of September. When grass was green... Wake up, dear. Say goodbye to your father.
 * Howard Stark: Who's the homeless person on the couch?
 * Young Tony: This is why I love coming home for Christmas. Right before you leave town.
 * Maria: Be nice, dear. He's been studying abroad.
 * Howard: Really, which broad? What's her name?
 * Tony: Candice.
 * Howard: Do me a favour. Try not to burn the house down before Monday.
 * Tony: Okay, so it's Monday. That is good to know. I will plan my toker party accordingly. Where're you going?
 * Maria: You father's flying us to the Bahamas for a little get away.
 * Howard: We might have to make a quick stop.
 * Tony: At the Pentagon. Right? Don't worry. You're going to love the holiday menu at the commissure.
 * Howard: You know, they say sarcasm is a metric for potential. If that's true, you'll be a great man some day. I'll get the bags.
 * Maria: He does miss you when you are not here. And frankly, you're going to miss us. Because this is the last time we're all going to be together. You know what's about to happen. Say something. If you don't, you'll regret it.
 * Tony: I love you, Dad. And I knew you did the best you could. That's how I wished it happened. By merely augmented retro framing or "BARF". God, I got to work on that acronym. An extremely costly method, of hijacking the hippocampus to clear... traumatic memories. It doesn't change the fact that they never made it to the airport, or the things I did to avoid processing my grief. Plus, 611 million dollars for my little therapeutic experiment. No one in the right mind would ever funded it. Help me out. What's the MIT admission statement. To generate, disseminate and preserve knowledge, and work with others, to bring to bear on the world's great challenges. Well, you, or the others. And quite as it kept the challenges facing you are the greatest mankind has ever known. Plus, most of you are broke. also, I rather you work. As of this moment, every student has been made an equal recipient of the Inaugural September Foundation Grant. As in, all of your projects have just been approved and funded. No strings. No taxes. Just... reframe the future. Starting now. Go break some eggs.
 * Teacher Man: That uh... That took my breathe away. Tony, so generous, so much money. Wow! I... Out of curiosity and... Will any portion of that grant be made available to faculty? I know, gross, but hear me out. I have got this killer idea for a self cooking hotdog. Basically, chemical detonator embedded...
 * Tony: The Restroom this way, yeah?
 * Teacher Man: Yeah. Embedding in the meat shaft.
 * Woman: Mr. Stark, I am so sorry about the telepromter. I didn't know Miss Potts has canceled. They didn't have time to fix it.
 * Tony: It's... fine. I'll be right back.
 * Teacher Man: We'll catch up later.
 * Mrs. Spencer: That was really sweet, what you did for the young people.
 * Tony: Oh, they deserve it. 'Cos it helps to ease my conscious.
 * Mrs. Spencer: They say, there's a correlation between generosity and guilt. But, you got the money. Break as many eggs as you like. It's brilliant.
 * Tony: Are you going up?
 * Mrs. Spencer: I'm right where I wanted to be.
 * Tony: Okay, okay. Hey! I'm sorry. It's my occupation hazard.
 * Mrs. Spencer: I work for the State department. Human resources. I know it's boring. But, it enabled me to raise a son. I'm very proud of what he grew up to be. His name was Charlie Spencer. Your murdered him. In Sokovia. Not that it matters in the least to you. You think you fight for us. You just fight for yourself. Who's going to avenge my son, Stark? He's dead. And I blame you.
 * Reporter: 11 Wakandans were among those killed during a confrontation between the Avengers and a group of mercenaries in Lagos, Nigeria, last month. The traditionally reclusive Wakandans were on an outreach mission in Lagos when the attack occurred.
 * King T'Chaka: Our people's blood is spilled on foreign soil. Not only the cause of the actions are criminals, but by the indifference of those pledge to stop them. Victory at the expense of the innocent, is no victory at all.
 * Reporter: The Wakanda king went on to... What legal authority does an enhanced individual like Wanda Maximoff have to operate in Nigeria?
 * Wanda Maximoff: It's my fault.
 * Steve Rogers: That's not true.
 * Wanda Maximoff: Turn the TV back on, they're being very specific.
 * Steve Rogers: I should've grabbed that bomb as I'm the leader to deal with it. Rumlow said 'Bucky' and... All of a sudden, I was a 16 year old kid again in Brooklyn. People died.
 * Wanda Maximoff: It's on me.
 * Steve Rogers: It's on both of us. This job... We try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn't mean everybody, but, we can't find a way to live with that, Next time... maybe nobody can be saved.
 * Wanda Maximoff: Vis, we talked about this.
 * Vision: Yes. But the door was opened so I assumed... Captain Rogers wished to know when Mr. Stark was arriving.
 * Steve Rogers: Thank you. I'll be right down.
 * Vision: I'll... use the door. Oh, and apparently, he's brought a guest.
 * Steve Rogers: You know who it is?
 * Vision: The secretary of State.
 * Secretary Ross: Oh. 5 years ago, I had a heart attack. I dropped right in the middle of my batting swing. Turned out, it was the best round of my life because after 13 hours of surgery and a triple bypass. I found something 40 years in the army never taught me: Perspective. The world owes the Avengers an unpayable debt. You've... fought for us. Protected us. Risked your lives. While a great many people see you as heroes. There are some... would prefer the word "vigilantes. "
 * Natasha Romanoff: And what word would you use, Mr. Secretary.
 * Secretary Ross: How about "Dangerous?" What would you call a group of US-based, enhanced individuals, who routinely ignores sovereign borders and inflict their will wherever they choose and who, frankly, seem unconcerned about what they leave behind them. New York. Washington DC. Sokovia. Lagos.
 * Steve Rogers: Okay. That's enough.
 * Secretary Ross: For the past 4 years, you operated with unlimited power and no supervision. That's an arrangement the governments of the world can no longer tolerate. But I think we have a solution. The Sokovia accords. Approved by 117 countries. It states, that the Avengers shall no longer be a private organization. Instead, they'll operate under the supervision of a United Nations Panel, only when and if that Panel deems it necessary.
 * Steve Rogers: The Avengers were formed to make the world a safer place. I feel we've done that.
 * Secretary Ross: Tell me captain, do you know where Thor and Banner are right now? If I misplaced a couple of 30 mega tonne nukes, you can bet there'd be consequences Compromise. Reassurance. That's how the world works. Believe me, this is the middle ground.
 * Rhodey: So, there are contingencies?
 * Secretary Ross: 3 days from now, the UN meets in Vienna to ratify the Accords. So, talk it over.
 * Natasha Romanoff: And if we come to a decision you don't like?
 * Secretary Ross: Then you retire.
 * CLEVELAND
 * Zemo: Hello? Is this your car out front? I jumped the curb. Maybe we could, take care of it ourselves. If you prefer to call the cops, then, that's okay too, I guess.
 * Vasily Karpov: No. No cops.
 * Zemo: Thank you. You kept your looks, colonel. Congratulations. Mission report: December 16, 1991
 * Vasily Karpov: Who are you?
 * Zemo: My name is Zemo. I will repeat my question. Mission report. December 16, 1991
 * Vasily Karpov: How did you find me?
 * Zemo: When SHIELD fell, Black Widow released HYDRA files to the public. Millions of pages much of it encrypted, not easy to decipher. But, I have experience. And patience. A man can do anything if he has those.
 * Vasily Karpov: What do you want?
 * Zemo: Mission report. December 16, 1991
 * Vasily Karpov: Go to hell.
 * Zemo: HYDRA deserves its place on the ashtray, so your death would not bother me. But I have to use this book, and other bloodier methods to find what I need. I don't look forward to that. You know, maybe you're dying for... your pride.
 * Vasily Karpov: Hail, HYDRA.
 * Rhodey: Secretary Ross has a Congressional Medal of Honor which is one more than you have.
 * Sam Wilson: So, let's say we agree to this thing. How long is it gonna be before they lo-jack us like a bunch of common criminals?
 * Rhodey: A 117 countries want to sign this. 117, Sam, and you're just like, "No, it's cool. "
 * Sam Wilson: How long are you
 * Vision: I have an equation.
 * Sam Wilson: Oh, this will clear it up.
 * Vision: In the 8 years since Mr. Stark
 * Steve Rogers: Are you saying it's our fault?
 * Vision: I'm saying there maybe a causality.
 * Rhodey: Boom.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Tony, you're being
 * Steve Rogers: That's because he's already
 * Tony: Boy, you know me so well.
 * Steve Rogers: Tony, if someone dies on your watch,
 * Tony: Who said we're giving up?
 * Steve Rogers: We are, for not taking responsibility
 * Rhodey: Sorry. Steve, that...
 * Steve Rogers: No, but it's run by people with agendas
 * Tony: That's good.
 * Steve Rogers: Tony.
 * Tony: If we don't do this now,
 * Wanda Maximoff: You're saying they will come for me.
 * Vision: We will protect you.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Maybe Tony is right.
 * Sam Wilson: Aren't you the
 * Natasha Romanoff: I'm just...
 * Tony: I'm sorry, did I just mishear you or
 * Natasha Romanoff: Oh, I want to take it back.
 * Tony: No, no, no. You can't retract it.
 * Text Message: She's gone. In her sleep.
 * Steve Rogers: I have to go.
 * LONDON
 * Preacher: And now,
 * Sharon Carter: Margaret Carter was known to most
 * Steve Rogers:When I came out of the ice,
 * Natasha Romanoff: She'd had you're back too.
 * Steve Rogers: Who else sign it.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Tony, Rhodey,
 * Steve Rogers: Clint?
 * Natasha Romanoff: Says he's retired.
 * Steve Rogers: Wanda?
 * Natasha Romanoff: TBD. (To Be Determined)
 * Steve Rogers: Sorry, Nat.
 * Natasha Romanoff: I know.
 * Steve Rogers: Well, then.
 * Natasha Romanoff: I didn't want you to be alone.
 * VIENNA
 * Reporter: At a specially United Nations congress,
 * Receptionist: Excuse me, Miss Romanoff?
 * Natasha Romanoff: Yes?
 * Receptionist: I just need your signature.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Thanks.
 * T'Challa: I suppose neither of us
 * Natasha Romanoff: Well.
 * T'Challa: You seem to be doing alright so far.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Well, I'm not.
 * T'Challa: That alone, makes me glad you're here,
 * Natasha Romanoff: Why?
 * T'Challa: The Accords, yes.
 * T'Chaka: Unless you need to move a piano.
 * T'Challa: Father.
 * T'Chaka: Son. Miss. Romanoff.
 * Natasha Romanoff: King T'Chaka.
 * T'Chaka: Thank you.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Yes, so am I.
 * Guy on PA system: Everyone, please be seated.
 * T'Chaka: That is the future calling.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Thank you.
 * T'Chaka: For a man
 * T'Challa: I'm happy, Father.
 * T'Chaka: Thank you.
 * T'Challa: Thank you.
 * T'Chaka: When stolen Wakandan vibranium was
 * T'Challa: EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
 * Sharon: My mom tried to talk me
 * Steve Rogers: CIA has you stationed over here now?
 * Sharon: In Berlin, joint terrorist and task force.
 * Steve Rogers: Right.- Sounds fun.
 * Sharon: I know, right?
 * Steve Rogers: I've been meaning to ask you.
 * Sharon: You mean when I was
 * Steve Rogers: Did Peggy know?
 * Sharon: She kept so many secrets.
 * Steve Rogers: Sure.
 * Sam Wilson: Steve.
 * Reporter: A bomb hidden in a news van
 * Reporter: ...blast through the UN building in Vienna.
 * Steve Rogers: Who's coordinating?
 * Reporter: More than 70 people have been injured.
 * Sharon: I have to go to work.
 * Natasha Romanoff: I'm very sorry.
 * T'Challa: In my culture,
 * Natasha Romanoff: That sounds very peaceful.
 * T'Challa: My father thought so.
 * Natasha Romanoff: T'Challa.
 * T'Challa: Don't bother, Miss. Romanoff.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Yeah?
 * Steve Rogers: Are you alright?
 * Natasha Romanoff: Ah, yeah, thanks.
 * Steve Rogers: Are you saying you'll arrest me?
 * Natasha Romanoff: No.
 * Steve Rogers: I should be the one
 * Natasha Romanoff: Why?
 * Steve Rogers: Because I'm the one
 * Natasha Romanoff: Shit.
 * Sam Wilson: Did she tell you
 * Steve Rogers: He'd do it for me.
 * Sam Wilson: 1945, maybe.
 * Sharon: Tips have been pouring in
 * Steve Rogers: Thank you.
 * Sharon: And you're going to have to hurry.
 * Room Service Lady: Mr. Muller
 * Zemo: I could smell it before opening the door.
 * Room Service Lady: Bacon and black coffee.
 * Zemo: It's okay.
 * Room Service Lady: I'll put this in the...
 * Zemo: No, no, no.
 * BUCHARES
 * Sam Wilson: Heads up, Cap.
 * Steve Rogers: Understood.
 * Bucky: You're Steve.
 * Sam Wilson: They've set the perimeter.
 * Steve Rogers: I know you're nervous.
 * Bucky: I wasn't in Vienna.
 * Sam Wilson: They're entering the building.
 * Steve Rogers: Well, the people who think
 * Bucky: That's smart.
 * Sam Wilson: They're on the roof.
 * Steve Rogers: This doesn't have end in a fight, Buck.
 * Bucky: It always ends in a fight.
 * Sam Wilson: 5 seconds.
 * Bucky: I don't know.
 * Sam Wilson: 3 seconds!
 * Steve Rogers: Yes, you do.
 * Sam Wilson: Breach!
 * Steve Rogers: Buck, stop!
 * Bucky: I'm not gonna kill anyone.
 * Cop: The suspect has escaped.
 * Steve Rogers: Sam, south. West rooftop.
 * Sam Wilson: Who the hell is the other guy?
 * Steve Rogers: I'm about to find out.
 * Sam Wilson: Got it.
 * Cop: Stand down!
 * Steve Rogers: Sam, I can't shake this guy.
 * Sam Wilson: Right behind you.
 * Rhodes: Stand down.
 * Vision: A pinch of paprika.
 * Wanda Maximoff
 * Vision: I thought it might...
 * Wanda Maximoff: Spirits lifted.
 * Vision: In my defense,
 * Wanda Maximoff: Hmm.
 * Vision: No one dislikes you, Wanda.
 * Wanda Maximoff: Thanks.
 * Vision: Oh, you're welcome.
 * Wanda Maximoff: Are you?
 * Vision: My amygdala is synthetic, so...
 * Wanda Maximoff: I used to think of
 * Vision: Do you know,
 * Wanda Maximoff: I don't know what's in this
 * Vision: It's a question of safety.
 * Wanda Maximoff: And what do you want?
 * Vision: For people to see you...
 * BERLIN
 * Sam Wilson: So, you like cats?
 * Steve: Sam.
 * Sam Wilson: What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat
 * Steve Rogers: Your suit.
 * T'Challa: The Black Panther has been
 * Steve Rogers: What's going to happen?
 * Everett Ross: The same thing that
 * Sharon: This is Everett Ross,
 * Steve Rogers: What about our lawyer.
 * Everett Ross: Lawyer, that's funny.
 * Sam Wilson: I better not look out the window
 * Everett Ross: You will be provided with an office
 * T'Challa: I'm not intending
 * Natasha Romanoff: For the record. This is what
 * Steve Rogers: He's alive.
 * Natasha Romanoff: The remaining of us
 * Tony: Consequences?
 * Steve Rogers: Consequences?
 * Tony: Secretary Ross wants you both prosecuted.
 * Steve Rogers: I'm not getting that shield back, am I?
 * Natasha Romanoff: Technically, it's the government's property.
 * Sam Wilson: That's cold.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Warmer than jail.
 * Tony: Hey, you want to see something cool?
 * Steve Rogers: Is Pepper here?
 * Tony: We are... kinda...
 * Steve Rogers: Pregnant?
 * Tony: No, definitely not.
 * Steve Rogers: So sorry, Tony.
 * Tony: Few years ago, I almost lost her,
 * Steve Rogers: You know, I'm glad Howard got married.
 * Tony: Oh really?
 * Steve Rogers: I don't mean to make things difficult.
 * Tony: I know.
 * Steve Rogers: If I see a situation pointed south,
 * Tony: No, you don't.
 * Steve Rogers: Wanda? What about Wanda?
 * Tony: She's fine.
 * Steve Rogers: Oh God, Tony!
 * Tony: What? It's a 100 acres with a lap pool.
 * Steve Rogers: Protection?
 * Tony: She's not a US Citizen.
 * Steve Rogers: Oh, come
 * Tony: And they don't grant visas
 * Steve Rogers: She's a kid!
 * Tony: GIVE ME A BREAK!
 * Steve Rogers: You keep telling yourself that.
 * Zemo: Hello, Mr. Barnes.
 * Sharon: The receipt for your gear.
 * Sam Wilson: Bird costume?
 * Sharon: Come on.
 * Zemo: I'm not here to judge you.
 * Bucky: My name is Bucky.
 * Delivery: Hello?
 * Man: Hey.
 * Delivery Man: Okay.
 * Man: Here?
 * Delivery Man: Yeah.
 * Steve Rogers: Why would the task force
 * Sharon: Get the word out,
 * Steve Rogers: Right.
 * Sharon: It got 7 million people looking
 * Steve Rogers: You're saying someone
 * Sam Wilson: Steve, we looked for the guy
 * Steve Rogers: He didn't bomb the UN.
 * Sharon: So? That doesn't guarantee that
 * Steve Rogers: Yeah.
 * Zemo: Tell me Bucky.
 * Bucky: I don't want to talk about it.
 * Zemo: You feel that...
 * MESSAGE INBOX: 1
 * Zemo: We only have to talk about one.
 * Man: Hey.
 * Everett Ross: Great. Come on, guys.
 * Sharon: Go.
 * Tony: FRIDAY.
 * FRIDAY: Sub-level 5, east wing.
 * Bucky: What the hell is this?
 * Zemo: Why don't we discuss your home?
 * Bucky: Stop.
 * Zemo: Seventeen.
 * Bucky: Stop.
 * Zemo:
 * Bucky: Ready to comply.
 * Zemo: Mission report.
 * Steve: Get up.
 * Zemo: To see an empire fall.
 * Sam Wilson: Hey.
 * Everett Ross: Evac all civilians.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Please tell me you have a suit.
 * Tony: Sure do. It's a lovely Tom Ford,
 * Natasha Romanoff: I'm on active duty, non combatant
 * Sam Wilson: Damn it.
 * Zemo's Wife: He asked me again
 * Reporter: James Barnes, the suspect in the
 * GATE 6- BERLIN AIRPOR MOSCOW
 * Sam Wilson: Hey, Cap!
 * Bucky: Steve.
 * Steve Rogers: Which Bucky am I talking to?
 * Bucky: Your mother's name is Sarah.
 * Steve Rogers: You can't read that in a museum.
 * Sam Wilson: Just like that,
 * Bucky: What did I do?
 * Steve Rogers: Enough.
 * Bucky: I knew this would happen.
 * Steve Rogers: Who was he?
 * Bucky: I don't know.
 * Steve Rogers:
 * Bucky: He wanted to know about Siberia.
 * Steve Rogers: Why would he need to know that?
 * Bucky: Because I'm not the only Winter soldier.
 * Vasily Karpov: Good job.
 * Other Winter Soldier: It hurts!
 * Vasily Karpov: Get me out of here.
 * Steve Rogers: Who were they?
 * Bucky: The most elite death squad.
 * Sam Wilson: They all turned out like you?
 * Bucky: Worse.
 * Steve Rogers: The doctor, can he control them?
 * Bucky: Enough.
 * Steve Rogers: He said he wanted to see an empire fall.
 * Bucky: With these guys he can do it.
 * Sam Wilson: This would be a lot easier a week ago.
 * Steve Rogers: If we could...
 * Sam Wilson: Oh, he won't believe us.
 * Steve Rogers: Even if he did.
 * Sam Wilson: Who knows if the Accords
 * Steve Rogers: We're on our own.
 * Sam Wilson: Maybe not.
 * Secretary Ross: And I don't suppose you have
 * Tony: We will.
 * Secretary Ross: You don't get it, Stark.
 * Tony: And what happens when the shooting starts,
 * Secretary Ross: If we are provoked.
 * Secretary Ross: Barnes would have been eliminated
 * Tony: All due respect, you're not going to
 * Secretary Ross: And how will that end
 * Tony: Because this time I won't be
 * Secretary Ross: 36 hours.
 * Tony: Thank you, sir.
 * Natasha Romanoff: You alright?
 * Tony: Always.
 * Natasha Romanoff: We're seriously understaffed.
 * Tony: Oh, yeah.
 * Natasha Romanoff: No.
 * Tony: I know.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Me too.
 * Tony: What's yours?
 * Natasha Romanoff: Downstairs.
 * QUEENS
 * Peter: Hey, May.
 * Aunt May: Hey.
 * Peter: Okay.
 * Tony: Oh, Mr. Parker.
 * Peter: Umm.
 * Tony: Tony.
 * Peter: What are...
 * Tony: It's about time we met.
 * Peter: Yeah. Yeah.
 * Tony: You didn't tell me about the grant.
 * Peter: About the grant.
 * Tony: The September Foundation.
 * Peter: Right.
 * Tony: Yeah. Remember when you applied.
 * Peter: Yeah.
 * Tony: I approved.
 * Aunt May: You didn't tell me anything.
 * Peter: Why, I just, I just...
 * Tony: That's what I'm here to hash out.
 * Peter: Okay.
 * Tony: It's so hard for me to believe
 * Aunt May: We come in all shapes and sizes,
 * Peter: Let me just stop you there.
 * Tony: Yeah?
 * Peter: Is this grant, like, got money
 * Tony: Yeah.
 * Peter: Yeah?
 * Tony: It's pretty well funded.
 * Peter: Wow.
 * Tony: Look who you're talking to.
 * Aunt May: Sure.
 * Tony: As walnut bake loaves go,
 * Peter: Uh, the garbage actually.
 * Tony: You're a dumpster diver.
 * Peter: Yeah, I was...
 * Tony: Uh,uh. Me first.
 * Peter: Um, no.
 * Tony: Yeah.
 * Peter: That's all-That's all
 * Tony: Mm-Hmm.
 * Peter: It's like that video that records...
 * Tony: Yeah yeah yeah yeah... Oh you mean
 * Peter: Exactly!
 * Tony: What have we here?
 * Peter: Uh...
 * Tony: So.
 * Peter: S... Spider-Man.
 * Tony: Not in that onesie, you're not.
 * Peter: It's not a onesie. I don't believe this.
 * Tony: Who else knows?
 * Peter: Nobody.
 * Tony: Not even your...
 * Peter: No.
 * Tony: You know what I think
 * Peter: I did.
 * Tony: Climbing the walls.
 * Peter: Cohesive gloves.
 * Tony: Lordy!
 * Peter: Yes. Yes, I can!
 * Tony: You're in dire need of an upgrade.
 * Peter: Because...
 * Tony: Mm-Hm.
 * Peter: I read books,
 * Tony: Sure. 'Cause you're different.
 * Peter: Exactly.
 * Tony: So you wanna look out for the little guy.
 * Peter: Yeah. Yeah just looking out...
 * Tony: You got passport?
 * Peter: Uh, no.
 * Tony: You ever been to Germany?
 * Peter: No.
 * Tony: Oh, you'll love it.
 * Peter: I can't go to Germany!
 * Tony: Why?
 * Peter: I got... homework.
 * Tony: Alright, I gonna pretend
 * Peter: I'm-I'm being serious!
 * Tony: Might be a little dangerous.
 * Peter: Don't tell Aunt May.
 * Tony: Alright, Spider-Man.
 * Peter: I'm sorry, I'll get that.
 * Wanda Maximoff: What is it?
 * Vision: Stay here, please.
 * Clint: Guess I should have knocked.
 * Wanda Maximoff: Oh my god.
 * Clint: Disappointing my kids.
 * Vision: Clint!
 * Clint: Really?
 * Vision: Please consider the consequences
 * Clint: Okay, they're considered.
 * Wanda Maximoff: I've caused enough problems.
 * Clint: You gotta help me, Wanda.
 * Vision: Clint, you can't overpower me.
 * Clint: I know I can't
 * Wanda Maximoff: Vision.
 * Vision: I can't let you.
 * Wanda Maximoff: I'm sorry.
 * Vision: If you do this,
 * Wanda Maximoff: I can't control their fear,
 * Clint: Oh...
 * Agent: It's just a matter of time.
 * Bodyguard: Move, or you will be moved.
 * T'Challa: As entertaining as that would be.
 * Natasha Romanoff: You really think you can find him?
 * T'Challa: Our resources are considerable.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Yeah. It took the world
 * T'Challa: You know where they are?
 * Natasha Romanoff: I know someone who does.
 * Sharon: I'm not sure you understand
 * Steve Rogers: It's low profile.
 * Sharon: Good, 'cause this stuff
 * Bucky: Can you move your seat up?
 * Sam Wilson: No. I owe you again.
 * Steve Rogers: I'm keeping a list.
 * Sharon: You know, he kind of try to kill me.
 * Steve Rogers: Sorry, I'll put it on the list.
 * Sharon: I know.
 * Steve Rogers: Thank you, Sharon.
 * Sharon: Late.
 * Steve Rogers: Damn right.
 * Sharon: I should go.
 * Steve Rogers: Okay.
 * Clint: Cap.
 * Steve Rogers: You know I wouldn't have called
 * Clint: Hey man, you're doing me a favour.
 * Steve Rogers: Thanks for having my back.
 * Wanda Maximoff: It was time to get off my ass.
 * Steve Rogers: How's our new recruit.
 * Clint: He's ready to go.
 * Scott: What timezone is this?
 * Clint: Come on.
 * Scott: Captain America.
 * Steve Rogers: Mr. Lang.
 * Scott: It's an honor.
 * Sam Wilson: What's up tic-tac.
 * Scott: Good to see you.
 * Sam Wilson: It was a great audition, but it'll...
 * Steve Rogers: Did he tell you
 * Scott: Something about some... psycho assassins.
 * Steve Rogers: We're outside the law on this one.
 * Scott: Yeah, well, what else is new?
 * Steve Rogers: We should get moving.
 * Clint: I got a chopper lining up.
 * Bucky: They're evacuating the airport.
 * Steve Rogers: Stark.
 * Scott: Stark?
 * Steve Rogers: Suit up.
 * Tony: Wow, it's so weird how you run
 * Rhodes: Definitely weird.
 * Steve Rogers: Hear me out, Tony.
 * T'Challa: Captain.
 * Steve Rogers: Your highness.
 * Tony: Anyways.
 * Steve Rogers: You're after the wrong guy.
 * Tony: Your judgment is askew.
 * Steve Rogers: And there are 5 more
 * Natasha Romanoff: Steve.
 * Tony: All right, I've run out of patience.
 * Peter: Thanks. Well, I could've stuck
 * Tony: Yeah, we don't really need to
 * Peter: Okay.
 * Tony: Yeah, we'll talk about it later.
 * Peter: Hey, everyone.
 * Tony: ... good job.
 * Steve Rogers: You've been busy.
 * Tony: And you've been a complete idiot.
 * Steve Rogers: You did that when you signed.
 * Tony: Alright, I'm done.
 * Sam Wilson: We found it.
 * Steve Rogers: Alright, Lang.
 * Peter: Hey, guys.
 * Rhodes: Whoa.
 * Scott: I believe this is yours, Captain America.
 * Tony: Oh, great.
 * Rhodes: Got two in the terminal.
 * T'Challa: Barnes is mine!
 * Peter: Hey, Mr. Stark, what should I do?
 * Tony: What we discussed.
 * Peter: Okay, copy that!
 * T'Challa: Move, Captain.
 * Scot: Look, I really don't want to hurt you.
 * Natasha Romanoff: I wouldn't stress about it.
 * Bucky: What the hell is that?
 * Sam Wilson: Everyone's got a gimmick now.
 * Peter: You have a metal arm?
 * Rhodes: Sorry, Cap. This won't kill you
 * Tony: Wanda, I think you hurt Vision's feelings.
 * Wanda Maximoff: You locked me in my room.
 * Tony: Okay.
 * Clint: Hey, man.
 * Tony: Clearly retirement doesn't suit you,
 * Clint: Well, I played 18,
 * Tony: First time for everything.
 * Clint: Made you look.
 * FRIDAY: Multiple contusions detected.
 * Tony: Yeah, I detected that too.
 * Peter: Oh god.
 * Sam Wilson: Is this stuff coming out of you?
 * Peter: That would explain
 * Sam Wilson: I don't know if
 * Peter: Alright, sorry, my bad.
 * Bucky: You couldn't have done that earlier?
 * Sam Wilson: I hate you.
 * Scott: Captain, heads up!
 * Rhodes: Oh, come on!
 * Scott: Oh, man.
 * Rhodes: Alright.
 * Natasha Romanoff: Is this, part of the plan?
 * Tony: Well, my plan was to go easy on them.
 * Clint: There's our ride.
 * Steve Rogers: Come on!
 * Vision: Captain Rogers.
 * Sam Wilson: What do we do, Cap?
 * Steve: We fight.
 * Natasha Romanoff: This isn't going to end well.
 * Peter: They're not stopping.
 * Tony: Neither are we.
 * Natasha Romanoff: We're still friends, right?
 * Clint: Depends on how hard you hit me.
 * Wanda Maximoff: You're pulling your punches.
 * Bucky: I didn't kill your father.
 * T'Challa: Then why did you run?
 * Bucky: No.
 * T'Challa: Take that!
 * Peter: That thing does not obey
 * Steve Rogers: Look kid. There's a lot going on here
 * Peter: Stark said you'd say that. Wow.
 * Sam Wilson: Clint, can you get him off me?
 * Clint: You buckled in?
 * Scott: Yeah. No, I'm good.
 * Steve Rogers: Did Stark tell you anything else?
 * Peter: That you're wrong.
 * Steve Rogers: I guess he had a point.
 * Peter: Queens.
 * Steve Rogers: Brooklyn.
 * Tony: Friday?
 * FRIDAY: We have some weapon systems offline.
 * Tony: They what?
 * Scott: Oh, you're gonna have to
 * Tony: Who's speaking?
 * Scott: It's your conscience.
 * Tony: Friday?
 * FRIDAY: Deploying firing suppression system.
 * Scott: Oh oh.
 * Bucky: We got to go.
 * Steve Rogers: I'm gonna draw all the fliers.
 * Sam Wilson: No, you get to the jet!
 * Clint: As much as I hate to admit it,
 * Sam Wilson: This isn't the real fight, Steve.
 * Steve Rogers: Alright, Sam, what's the plan?
 * Sam Wilson: We need a diversion, something big.
 * Scott: I got something kind of big,
 * Bucky: What?
 * Scott: Don't come back for me.
 * Bucky: He's tearing himself in half?
 * Steve Rogers: You're sure about this, Scott?
 * Scott: Yeah, I do it all the time.
 * Peter: Holy shit!
 * Rhodes: Okay, tiny dude is big now.
 * Steve Rogers: I guess that's the signal.
 * Sam Wilson: Way to go, tic-tac!
 * Tony: Give me back my Rhodey.
 * Peter: I got him!
 * Tony: Okay. Anybody on our side
 * Scott: You want to get to them?
 * Clint: We haven't met yet.
 * T'Challa: I don't care.
 * Scott: Get off.
 * Natasha Romanoff: You're not going to stop?
 * Steve Rogers: You know I can't.
 * Natasha Romanoff: I'm going to regret this.
 * Peter: Hey guys.
 * Rhodes: Jesus Tony, how old is this guy?
 * Tony: I don't know, I didn't carbon date him.
 * Peter: You know that part?
 * Tony: Maybe the kid's on to something.
 * Rhodes: High now. Tony, go high.
 * Petere: YES!
 * Scott: Does anyone have any orange slices?
 * Tony: Kid, you alright?
 * Peter: Hey!
 * Tony: Guess who?
 * Peter: Oh.
 * Tony: Yeah.
 * Peter: That was scary.
 * Tony: Yeah.
 * Peter: What?
 * Tony: You did a good job.
 * Peter: No, I'm good. I'm fine.
 * Tony: Stay down.
 * Peter: No, it's good I gotta get him back!
 * Tony: You're going home
 * Peter: Wait.
 * Natasha Romanoff: I said that I'd help you find him,
 * Vision: I'm sorry.
 * Wanda Maximoff: Me too.
 * Vision: It's as I said, catastrophe.
 * Rhodey: Vision, I got a bandit on my six.
 * Tony: Rhodey?
 * Rhodey: Tony, I'm flying dead stick.
 * Tony: RHODES!
 * Friday: Heartbeat detected.
 * Sam Wilson: I'm sorry.
 * Front Desk Woman: Good morning.
 * Zemo: This is room 201.
 * Room Service Lady: Good morning, Mr. Muller.
 * Zemo: You know me so well.
 * Room Service Lady: Hello, Your breakfast is here.
 * Bucky: What's gonna happen to your friends?
 * Steve Rogers: Whatever it is,
 * Bucky: I don't know if I'm worth
 * Steve Rogers: What you did all those years...
 * Bucky: I know.
 * Tony: Vision, how did this happen?
 * Vision: I became distracted.
 * Tony: I didn't think that was possible.
 * Vision: Neither did I.
 * Tony: The doctor said he shattered
 * Natasha Romanoff: Steve's not gonna stop.
 * Tony: You let them go, Nat.
 * Natasha Romanoff: We played this wrong.
 * Tony: We?
 * Natasha Romanoff: Are you incapable of letting go
 * Tony: T'Challa told Ross what you did,
 * Natasha Romanoff: I'm not the one who needs
 * Tony: What am I looking at, Friday?
 * Friday: Priority upload from Berlin police.
 * Tony: Fire up the chopper.
 * Friday: The Task Force called for a psychiatrist
 * Tony: Did you run a facial recognition yet?
 * Friday: What do I look like?
 * Tony: I don't know, but I'm
 * Friday: You must be thinking
 * Tony: I must be.
 * Friday: The fake doctor is actually
 * Tony: So, what happened to the real Broussard?
 * Friday: He was found dead
 * Tony: Son of a bitch.
 * Friday: Yes, Boss.
 * RAFT PRISON
 * Guard: This is the Raft prison control.
 * Tony: So?
 * Secretary Ross: You seriously think I'm gonna listen
 * Clint: The futurist, gentlemen!
 * Tony: Give me a break, Barton.
 * Clint: Yeah, well, you knew
 * Tony: Yeah. But, not some
 * Clint: Criminals?
 * Tony: Because you broke the law.
 * Clint: Yeah.
 * Tony: I didn't make you.
 * Clint: The law. The law. The law. The law.
 * Tony: You read it, you broke it. Alright, you're all grown up.
 * Clint: You better watch your back
 * Scott: Hank Pym always said,
 * Tony: Who are you?
 * Scott: Come on, man.
 * Sam Wilson: How's Rhodes?
 * Tony: We're flying him to
 * Sam Wilson: You're the good cop now?
 * Tony: I'm just a guy who needs
 * Sam Wilson: Well, you better go get a bad cop,
 * Tony: Oh, I just knocked the 'A'
 * Secretary Ross: What did you do?
 * Tony: Just look.
 * Sam Wilson: That's a first.
 * Tony: Cap is definitely off the reservation and
 * Sam Wilson: Hey.
 * Tony: Easy.
 * Secretary Ross: Stark, did he give you anything on Rogers?
 * Tony: No, he told me to go to hell.
 * Steve: You remember that time
 * Bucky: Was that the time we used
 * Steve Rogers: You blew 3 bucks trying to win
 * Bucky: What was her name again?
 * Steve Rogers: Dolores. You called her Dot.
 * Bucky: She's got to be
 * Steve Rogers: So are we, pal.
 * Bucky: Long enough to wake them up.
 * Steve Rogers: You ready?
 * Bucky: Yeah.
 * Tony: You seem a little defensive.
 * Steve Rogers: It's been a long day.
 * Tony: At ease, soldier.
 * Steve Rogers: Then why are you here?
 * Tony: Could be your story's not so crazy.
 * Steve Rogers: Maybe.
 * Tony: Ross has no idea I'm here,
 * Steve Rogers: Well, that sounds like
 * Tony: Me too, Cap. Hey, Manchurian candidate, you're killing me. There's a truce here, you can drop -
 * Tony: I got heat signatures.
 * Steve Rogers: How many?
 * Tony: Uh, one.
 * Zemo: If it's any comfort,
 * Bucky: What the hell?
 * Zemo: I'm grateful to them though,
 * Tony: I'm betting I can beat that.
 * Zemo: Oh, I'm sure you could, Mr. Stark.
 * Steve Rogers: You killed innocent people
 * Zemo: I thought about nothing else
 * Steve Rogers: You're Sokovian.
 * Zemo: Sokovia was a failed state
 * Steve Rogers: You lost someone.
 * Zemo: I lost everyone.
 * Tony: I know that road. What is this?
 * Howard: Help my wife.
 * Maria: Howard.
 * Steve Rogers: Tony. Tony.
 * Tony: Did you know?
 * Steve Rogers: I didn't know it was him.
 * Tony: Don't bullshit me, Rogers! Did you know?
 * Steve Rogers: Yes. Get out of here! It wasn't him, Tony. Hydra had controlled of his mind!
 * Tony: Move!
 * Steve Rogers: It wasn't him!
 * Friday: Left boot-jet failing. Flight systems compromised.
 * Tony: Ah crap.
 * Steve Rogers: He's not going to stop.
 * Bucky: Come on. Come on.
 * Friday: Targeting systems inaccurate, Boss.
 * Tony: I'm eye balling it. Do you even remember them?
 * Bucky: I remember all of them.
 * Steve Rogers: This isn't gonna change
 * Tony: I don't care.
 * Zemo's Wife: You should've seen his little face.
 * T'Challa: I almost kill the wrong man.
 * Zemo: Hardly an innocent one.
 * T'Challa: Is this what you wanted?
 * Zemo: My father lived outside the city.
 * T'Challa: Vengeance has consumed you.
 * Zemo: Tell that to the dead.
 * T'Challa: The living are not done
 * Friday: You can't beat him hand to hand.
 * Tony: Analyse his fighting pattern.
 * Friday: Scanning!
 * Tony: Let's kick his ass.
 * Steve Rogers: He's my friend.
 * Tony: So was I.
 * Steve Rogers: I can do this all day.
 * Tony: That shield does not belong to you.
 * Everett Ross: Meals at eight and five.
 * Zemo: Did it?
 * Tony: That's just a first test.
 * Rhodey: Yeah.
 * Tony: Give me some feedback.
 * Rhodey: You may want to think about some AC down there.
 * Tony: Let's go.
 * Rhodey: No, no, don't.
 * Tony: You okay?
 * Rhodey: Oh yeah.
 * Mailman: Are you Tony "Stank"?
 * Rhodey: Yes, this is-this is Tony "Stank"!
 * Steve Rogers: [letter to Stark] Tony, I'm glad you're back at the compound. I don't like the idea of you rattling around a mansion by yourself. We all need family. The Avengers are yours, maybe more so than mine. I've been on my own since I was 18. I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. My faith's in people, I guess. Individuals. And I'm happy to say that, for the most part, they haven't let me down. Which is why I can't let them down either. Locks can be replaced, but maybe they shouldn't. I know I hurt you, Tony. I guess I thought by not telling you about your parents I was sparing you, but I can see now that I was really sparing myself, and I'm sorry. Hopefully one day you can understand. I wish we agreed on the Accords, I really do. I know you're doing what you believe in, and that's all any of us can do. That's all any of us should... So no matter what, I promise you, if you need us - if you need me - I'll be there.
 * [Tony looks at a flip phone Steve sent him]
 * Friday: Priority call from Secretary Ross.
 * Tony: Yeah, put him through.
 * Secretary Ross: Tony, we have a problem.
 * Tony: Ah, please hold.
 * Secretary Ross: No.
 * Steve Rogers: So, no matter what.
 * Steve Rogers: You sure about this?
 * Bucky: I can't trust my own mind.
 * Steve: Thank you for this.
 * T'Challa: Your friend and my father,
 * Steve Rogers: You know, If they find out he's here,
 * T'Challa: Then, let them try.
 * Aunt May: So.
 * Peter: Some guy.
 * Aunt May: What's some guy's name?
 * Peter: Uh, Steve.
 * Aunt May: Steve?
 * Peter: No, no, no.
 * Aunt May: Well.
 * Peter: Yeah, I got quite a few in actually.
 * Aunt May: Okay, tough guy.
 * Peter: Love you, May.