Jesse's Girl

Jesse: It's all because of a little story entitled "Mean Mr. Joey stabs Sweet Uncle Jesse in the back".

D.J.: Story time.

Danny: Girls, you don't want to hear "Mean Mr. Joey stabs Sweet Uncle Jesse in the back", do you?

D.J.: Yeah. It's got a great title.

D.J.: Oh, Dad, something's happened to the TV. It's snowing in Kansas.

Danny: The cable goes out every time there's a storm.

Stephanie: Fix it.

Danny: Steph, this is not something I can fix.

Stephanie: Fix it.

Danny: Steph, I'm gonna call the cable company.

Stephanie: You'll get a busy signal. Fix it.

Danny: Why wasn't I born a cable repairman?