Revenge (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack)


 * Flapjack: [walking up to a gang of pirates] Hey! I got something to say to you! [points to a bald pirate] Your mother's so ugly... she... she has a green bottle for a face! [points to other pirates] And your sister is even uglier than that!
 * Bald Pirate: He's right! She does have a bottle for a face!
 * Flapjack: Wha'?!
 * Bearded Pirate: [accepting voice] You're ok!


 * Peppermint Larry: Ahh, it's finally done! [referring to his replica of Candied Island made out of candy]
 * Flapjack: [high-pitched, mischievous voice] How long did it take you to build that, Peppermint Larry?
 * Peppermint Larry: [accomplished voice] Seven years! Huh?
 * [Flapjack bluntly smashes the replica to pieces onto the floor, everyone gasps]
 * Flapjack: Now, I'm your enemy!--
 * Robber: Freeze! This is a hold up!-- [he slips and slides onto the smashed candy replica and coincidentally falls right into a jail boat idling just outside the Candy Barrel shop]
 * Peppermint Larry: [laughs] For the next five minutes candy is free!
 * [everyone in the Candy Barrel cheers for Flapjack]


 * [an old man with a cane walks by]
 * Flapjack: Now, this can't go wrong! [aims a cannon at the old man and fires a cannonball at him]
 * Old Man: [gets up] You fixed mah back! I'm a new man! [runs away in joy]


 * [Flapjack knocks on the door outside of Slippery Pete's then hides on the side - Slippery Pete answers it]
 * Slippery Pete: Hello?
 * [Flapjack shoves Slippery Pete from behind, Pete just sliding along the dock for a while]
 * Slippery Pete: I guess that's why they call me Slippery Pete. [slams into the bow of a ship and lands in the water] [angry voice] Whoever did this to me is gonna be my... [two mermaids emerge from the water and hug Slippery Pete] [over-joyous voice] NEW BEST FRAND! [gives a thumbs up]


 * Captain K'nuckles: Make any enemies yet?
 * Flapjack: No... everyone wants to be my friend...
 * Captain K'nuckles: Don't worry, I didn't make all my enemies all at once. It took me at least a couple of days.


 * Ugly Shipmate #1: Hey, he was cleanin' ships, now, he's cleanin' boots! We got a bone to pick with you!
 * Flapjack: Oh, no! Did I miss a spot?!
 * Ugly Shipmate #1: Did he miss a spot, haha! Miss... ha, so cute, THAT'S THE PROBLEM! You didn't miss any spots!
 * Ugly Shipmate #2: We can't even look at our ship without seeing our own reflections!
 * Ugly Shipmate #3: And we don't like what we see!
 * Ugly Shipmate #4: How am I supposed to work... [points to self] lookin' at THIS?
 * Ugly Shipmate #5: You even made Dashing Danny cry!
 * Dashing Danny: [turns around revealing a baby morphing out of his back] [sobbing] I'm... hideous...
 * Flapjack: I'm sorry, friends...
 * Ugly Shipmate #1: Friends?! We're not friends! We're... enemies! [echo] Enemies! Enemies! Enemies!
 * [Flapjack smiles ecstatically at the fact he now has enemies]