How Bumblebee Should Have Ended


 * Guy: Look out! Can someone please explain to me why you dropped napalm on your own guys!
 * Man: (On Walkie Talkie) Negative. There are no live fire drills in the north west sector.
 * Guy: Then what the heck hit us then?
 * B1-27: Hello! Hi! Sorry. Is everyone alright?
 * Guy: Whaaaaat? A talking robot!
 * B1-27: My name is B1-27. I'm a good guy. It's probably pretty alarming I'm sure. But actually, I'm here from another planet to protect Earth.
 * Guy: Oh. Whew! I was about to send the army to attack you.
 * B1-27: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
 * Guy: Thought you were you were the enemy.
 * B1-27: Well, I'm glad you didn't.
 * Guy: That would've sucked.
 * B1-27: No. No, I'm not the enemy but uh... That guy is.
 * Guy: Say what now? AAAAAAGH!


 * Girl: You have people who need you and so do I. I gotta let you go, B.
 * Bumblebee: No. You don't.
 * Girl: I don't?
 * Bumblebee: No, no, no, no.
 * Girl: I can stay with you?
 * Bumblebee: YEAAAAH! Let's stay together!
 * Girl: I thought it would be too complicated to remain friends.
 * Bumblebee: Wha'chu talking about, Willis?
 * Girl: I was about to break up with you!
 * Bumblebee: I really be on your side!
 * Girl: Sweet! Whoo hoo! YEAH!
 * Bumblebee: Ah! Much better!
 * Ratchet: There you go. Good as new!
 * Bumblebee: Thanks, Ratchet. This is so much easier than scanning radio waves.
 * Girl: It's weird hearing you talk now. I was too used to your radio voice.
 * Bumblebee: Well, I did have a voice long before I was force talk through a radio. So... too bad.
 * Optimus Prime: Great work, B1-27.
 * Bumblebee: It's actually, Bumblebee now.
 * Optimus Prime: Oh, that's good. We all have normal names anyway, so I wasn't sure why you kept using that number name for so long.
 * (Bumblebee glares angrily at Optimus Prime)
 * Optimus Prime: Ha, ha. As I was saying. (Coughs) Because of you we have a chance to survive.
 * Bumblebee: How did you all get here? You were all surrounded in a flashback. I thought for sure you were dead.
 * Optimus Prime: It is true.
 * (Flashback started)
 * Optimus Prime: The Decepticons had me surrounded. So I had to think fast. (Gasps) Oh my goodness. Look over there! An Energon Cube!
 * Decepticon: What? Where!?
 * Optimus Prime: Suckaz!
 * Shockwave: Get him! Do not let him escape!
 * Soundwave: Laserbeak, attack! RIP, Laserbeak!
 * Optimus Prime: I thought as hard as I could. But there were too many. I thought I has lost the touch... I had lost the power. This was the end of Optimus Prime. But then I remembered one of my favorite phrases. No matter the cost. So I transformed into the enemy.
 * Starcream: Ha, ha, ha! We've got you now, Pri... Oh! You're not an autobot!
 * Shockwave: Indeed! He clearly has the Decepticon Insignia So Logically he must be one of us.
 * Optimus Prime: Yes! I am too also a Decepticon! And I... hate... the Autobots. Errr! Bad Autobots! Uh, look, I think I saw go that way!
 * Starscream: Excellent! Let's get him, you fools!
 * Starscream: Decepticons Superior! Autobots inferior.
 * Optimus Prime: I was indeed my darkest hour. And I have never felt more shame. But it allowed me the chance to escape?
 * (Flashback ended)
 * Bumblebee: Wow. What a story!
 * Optimus Prime: So the good news is we made it! But the bad news is the Decepticons figured it out and actually followed us here.
 * Bumblebee: Great.
 * Megatron: Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I am Megatron!
 * Optimus Prime: So, yeah. Megatron must be stopped. Again. I mean I assume he must be stopped. I don't know what he's actually gonna do yet, but I am sure that it will need stopping.
 * Megatron: Decepticons, Attack!
 * Starscream: Wait, Lord Megatron! Aren't you supposed to be frozen and looking for the Allspar... Oh not again!
 * Meagtron: NO! We're not doing that! Ever!
 * Starscream: You shot me! You shot me in the right arm! Um, hello! I'm still alive. I'm only very badly hurt.
 * Lady: This is your car? You must be so embarrassed!
 * Girl: Oh, I want to say if I were you.
 * Lady: Why? It's a piece of trash. (Gasps) AAAAAAAAGGGGgggggggghhhhhhhh!
 * Girl: Haa, ha, ha, ha!