Accidents Will Happen (SpongeBob SquarePants)

{The camera opens up to the Krusty Krab, where people can be heard shouting}

(Pirate Music and People Chattering in the Background)

'Mr. Krabs. 'Hmm...Sounds like a Mutiny... What the?

{People talking loudly}

Mr. Krabs: What in Neptune's nickers is this?! {A man comes up to him and holds Mr. Krabs by the shoulders}

Man: Where's the dude in the boat, man!!??? *Shouts* WHERE'S THE DUDE IN THE BOAT!!??

Mr. Krabs: Ooohh.. You mean Mr. Squidward? He's at his post right over there!

(No one is looking after the cash register)

Mr. Krabs: Where's me cashier??!

{Door loudly opens to the grill}

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob!! Where in Poseidon's pantyhoses are a sorry excuse for a cashier??

SpongeBob: *mumbling* A sorry excuse for a cashier..? Ohh, you mean Squidward..

Mr. Krabs: *sighs* Yes..I mean Squidward. *Shouts* WHERE IS HE??!!!!

Spongebob: He's in the storage room, says he's working on something requiring, *whispers in Krab's ear* complete privacy

Mr. Krabs: Ohhh, he requires privacy? Does he?

{metal is heard in the background fallen to the ground. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs go to the storage room}