The Phantom Mask of the Dark Black Darkness of Black

(The opening appears with Pith's face in the middle with green and yellow spirals.) Narrator: Pith Possum. (starting from the average laboratory possum with five yellow arrows pointing at him) At one time, an ordinary laboratory possum, (a scientist opening the possum's nose and mouth and making him drink his green super formula) he was changed forever by an experiment gone wrong. (turning him into his superhero form with a BOOM!) An experiment that indulged him with ultra possum-like abilities, turning him into, "Pith Possum: Super Dynamic Possum of Tomorrow". Maintaining his secret identity by cleverly disguising himself as... (changing from his nerdy, but depressed work outfit with a spider and a web) "Peter Possum: Copyboy for A Great Metropolitan Tabloid." (Pith standing on top of a pine tree skyscraper in the night) He defends truth, justice and the forest grit away for the good citizens of... Possum City. (When the wind blows on the west, Pith falls down, screaming.)

More coming soon.

(At the Possum City Police Headquarters, The Easter Bunny Impostor was not happy with a look on his face and also, he makes egg-cellent progress and carries a basket with his eyes closed.) Narrator: The Bunny you have seen in this teleplay is not the real Easter Bunny, but an impostor. This bunny's actions and attempts to discredit the real Easter Bunny with a product of his disordered mind and he is currently, seventh time getting treatment at the Interesting Valley Insane Asylum Bunny Rabbit Division and making egg-cellent progress.