How Justice League Should Have Ended


 * Warrior: Hold!
 * Stepphenwolf: Ah! Mother. At last you call...
 * Warrior: Fire!
 * Woman: Great job everyone! This is exactly why we constantly train for battle!
 * All: Wooohooooo!
 * Aquaman: You're out of your mind, Batman! I mean Bruce Wayne! I mean Batman! I came here only to do two things... Look masculine and talk to fish... And I'm all out of fish...
 * Bruce Wayne: Okay.
 * Aquaman: So I'm gonna look masculine! Woo!
 * Diana: We need you, Victor. And maybe you need us too.
 * Cyborg: I'm actually... already part of another team.
 * Diana: What?
 * Robin: Cyborg! The of the innocent are in danger! It's time to act!
 * Starfire: Yes! There's an evil wolf that does stepping upon us!
 * Raven: And we're gonna stop him or whatever.


 * Flash: I know you guys are all ready to do battle but I've never actually done battle.
 * Batman: Stab one.
 * Flash: What?
 * Batman: Stab one person.
 * Flash: What are you talking about?
 * Batman: To be more specific stab THAT one actually.
 * Flash: I don't know how.
 * Batman: Here. Don't talk, don't think take Diana's sword stab that guy. Do it now. Ready? GO!
 * Flash: AAAAAGH! Oh I'm so not comfortable with this!
 * Batman: Alright. Now, let's go protect the mother box.
 * Cyborg: On it.
 * Aquaman: But what about Superman?
 * Batman: It's fine. I took care of it.
 * Wonder Woman: Awe! That's so sweet. I'm so happy for them!
 * Flash: So How did you know Lois was the key again?
 * Batman: You told me.
 * Flash: OH... When?
 * Batman: In the past.
 * Flash: Wait, what?
 * Batman: Which reminds me, I need you to tell me Lois is the key whenever you learn how to time travel.
 * Flash: I have a lot of questions about the things you just said.
 * Batman: There's no time let's get ready here comes Steppenwolf.
 * Steppenwolf: Where is my mother bo...
 * Flash: YEAH! I am so OP! Now about that time travel thing.
 * Superman: Great job everyone! We saved the world!


 * Aquaman: Flash killed a guy!
 * Flash: Yeah I kill Steppenwolf with a trident!
 * Batman: Yeah I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably stop murdering all the bad guys.
 * Flash: Oh is that not our thing anymore? I thought that was like a thing we do.
 * Superman: Well we finally did it! We finally showed the world that...


 * Batman: There that's better.
 * Superman: As I was saying... We finally showed the world that real heroes DO exist and now the world can be inspired again because we are great role models.
 * Aquaman: Is what what we did?
 * Iron Man: Not even close!
 * Batman: Yeah I think we rushed a team hero story with a seriousuly divided superman origin arc.
 * Superman: Nope! The name of Superman is fine. Because I am a beacon of hope and inspiration.
 * Flash: When did you say inspring things exactly?
 * Superman: Let's not go there.
 * Cyborg: Mayb e the 80's.
 * Superman: Dude!


 * Aquaman: Well this is off to a great start.
 * Wonder Woman: We have to be better guys. There are much larger villains out there than Steppenwolf.
 * Flash: Like who like Darkseid?
 * Martha Warlock: NO! LIKE ME!
 * Aquaman: What the...
 * Flash: Who is that?
 * Martha Warlock: I am your demise! I am your destruction! The slayer of franchise! I am... Martha!
 * Batman: AH! Why did you say that name!?
 * Martha Warlock: Mwahahahaha!
 * All: (Coughs)
 * Martha Warlock: Mwahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
 * Cyborg: Everyone okay?
 * Flash: Yeah I'm fine.
 * Batman: Aghh! Why the cafe?!
 * Martha Warlock: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!