Goku Makes an Entrance! A Last Chance from Lord Beerus?

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''♪ Opening Song

♪ Don't you wanna dream again? ♪ ♪ Now it's calling for me go back to the start ♪ ♪ Wishing on the starlights ♪ In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow ♪ ♪ Just step on the new stage don't be shy ♪ ♪ Gonna take the challenge of God ♪ ♪ So-Zets-Cho-Zets-Dynamic! ♪ Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick ♪ Keep on going power pumpin' up ♪ ♪ Something greater waiting not so far away ♪''

our heroes proved no match for a rampaging Beerus the Destroyer. who blamed Beerus for ruining her birthday party, and gave the god a piece of her mind. [smack] powerful enough to stop Lord Beerus where all others have failed? Mark them well.
 * NARRATOR: Previously, on Dragon Ball Super,
 * GOHAN: Enough already!
 * NARRATOR: But no one was angrier than Bulma,
 * BULMA: I want you off this boat right now!
 * VEGETA: What have you done?
 * VEGETA: What did you do... to my Bulma?!
 * NARRATOR: Will Vegeta's protective rage make him
 * VEGETA: Mark my words, Beerus.
 * VEGETA: You're going to suffer for what you've done.
 * NARRATOR: The battle continues, now!

A Last Chance from Lord Beerus?"
 * NARRATOR: "Goku Makes an Entrance!

[VEGETA yells] [PUAR screams] [VEGETA yells] [VEGETA yells] [KRILLIN hollers] [VEGETA yells] [VEGETA grunts] Stop screwing around and fight me for real! [BEERUS groans lightly] you repugnant bastard! [VEGETA panting] That certainly wasn't the power of a Super Saiyan God. That was child's play. it's clear: you're no arch-rival of mine. Dad was winning!
 * BEERUS: Agh. All right!
 * VEGETA: Come, Destroyer!
 * BEERUS: Mmm...
 * VEGETA: It's your turn to be destroyed, Beerus!
 * VEGETA: Say goodbye,
 * TRUNKS: --Whoa!
 * BULMA: --I can't see anything!
 * VEGETA: That's all that I had.
 * BEERUS: Was that really it?
 * BEERUS: With a blast that weak,
 * TRUNKS: No! What happened?

It's beyond delicious. in the sampler platter, too?
 * WHIS: Mmm. Mmm, mmm!
 * WHIS: Would it be too much trouble to include this

since I've had to use even ten percent of my power. [VEGETA groans] more entertaining than that Saiyan I defeated on King Kai's planet. Stay with us. We can't stop him from destroying the earth. [BULMA gasps] maybe I won't. Your warriors here might be pitiful, but your cuisine is another matter. It really is great. It'd be a shame to blow up the whole planet and never taste our other specialties! You've tasted a tiny fraction of the foods we Earthlings make. till after your fantastic taste vacation?
 * BEERUS: It has been many eons, you know,
 * BEERUS: Take solace in knowing that you were at least
 * TRUNKS: Dad!
 * BULMA: It's okay, honey.
 * VEGETA: It's all over now.
 * BEERUS: The time has come. I will reduce this world to rubble.
 * BEERUS: On second thought,
 * BEERUS: Destroying Earth would be quite tragic, in a way.
 * BEERUS: It's some of the tastiest in the universe.
 * BULMA: Uh... Totally agree, Mr. Beerus, sir.
 * BEERUS: What? You mean there's more?
 * BULMA: Oh, yeah, there's way more.
 * BULMA: Maybe you can hold off on blowing us up
 * BEERUS: An interesting offer.
 * BEERUS: All right! I'll give this planet a second chance!
 * BULMA: Great. And how's that gonna work, exactly?

This is how we row the boat! This is how we row the boat! every now and then? [SHOU sighs] when he's hungry again. [PILAF screams] How in the world could you have forgotten them? we didn't even have time to find a proper boat and had to grab this raft out of the garbage! You left at least two days worth of meals behind, and now I'm supposed to watch you row on an empty stomach? You're not worthy of being my underlings! the Dragon Balls are definitely aboard that liner. I know when someone's just humoring me. even if they're not there, surely there's treasure for us to steal. and stop trying to manipulate me! to get caught up in a duel between monsters and weirder monsters!
 * MAI, SHOU: This is how we row the boat!
 * PILAF: Hey, nitwits! I've seen a one-armed man row faster!
 * SHOU: But, we're doing the best we can, sire.
 * MAI: Yeah, this is harder than it looks, Pilaf, sir.
 * SHOU: Maybe if you traded out with one of us
 * PILAF: Emperors don't row their own boats!
 * MAI: If we think he's mad now, just wait. Right?
 * SHOU: Yeah. 'Cause he'll be way more irritable
 * PILAF: Wait. Why would I get hungry when we brought that--?
 * PILAF: Oh, no, please tell me you're joking!
 * PILAF: I stood there watching you bozos gather up the leftovers.
 * MAI: We would've remembered if you hadn't rushed us!
 * SHOU: Yeah, you made us leave in such a hurry,
 * PILAF: This boat has nothing to do with you forgetting the food!
 * MAI: All right, Emperor, we'll row us back to that cruise ship.
 * MAI: I think you've been right this whole time.
 * PILAF: Whoa, whoa, hold on.
 * SHOU: Look at it this way, sire,
 * PILAF: I don't care about other treasure!
 * PILAF: Now would you two kindly shut up
 * PILAF: Dragon Balls or no, I am not going back there

trying to hide behind that old man. Wait, you mean this pig? You're the only pig on this ship aren't you?! Guys, don't leave me alone with him! as that larger pink pig who wouldn't share his pudding with me, isn't that correct? You only think we're from the same species 'cause we're both pink and chubby! provided you're good at rock-paper-scissors. [BEERUS chuckles] your big round friend, beats me, Earth will be spared. a fair competitor, so let's begin. Or I'll be unfair and change my mind. a lovely time to wake up! I'm happy to save time and destroy Earth right now. Don't let the fact that the whole Earth's fate is on your shoulders weigh you down. Granted, the biggest game ever. Unlike you, I can't handle this "win or we're doomed" thing! My time's a precious commodity! But if I lose, don't hold the destruction of Earth against me. [OOLONG grunts]
 * BEERUS: I see you, pink pig creature,
 * BEERUS: Please step forward, you've been selected.
 * OOLONG: Aah! Huh?
 * YAMCHA: Of course he means you, Oolong.
 * OOLONG: Did you mean pig in a literal sense?
 * OOLONG: No-no-no, wait!
 * BEERUS: Pig man, you belong to the same species
 * OOLONG: No, we're not even related a little bit!
 * BEERUS: Earth's second chance is up to you.
 * OOLONG: Wha--? Me, really?
 * BEERUS: Yes, it's your lucky day,
 * GOTEN: Wait, cat aliens play rock-paper-scissors, too?
 * BEERUS: Yes! It's always amused me.
 * PICCOLO: He can't be serious!
 * BEERUS: If your little round friend, who's unrelated to
 * OOLONG: All I do is win and you're gone?
 * BEERUS: --However...
 * OOLONG: --Oh, boy. Here we go.
 * BEERUS: If I win, I'll turn your Earth to dust and embers.
 * BEERUS: Now, I believe I've shown myself to be
 * OOLONG: If I'm dreaing, this would be
 * BEERUS: If you'd prefer not to play with me, that's fine.
 * KRILLIN: Hey, no pressure, pal!
 * GOHAN: That's right.
 * YAMCHA: Mhm-mhmm!
 * OOLONG: Do I have to?
 * YAMCHA: C'mon, it's just rock-paper-scissors.
 * OOLONG: You're making it worse!
 * BEERUS: Sometime today, piggy!
 * OOLONG: All right, all right. I'll do it!
 * BEERUS: Come on down, piggy.
 * BEERUS: Ready, pig man?
 * OOLONG: Let's rock.

with this yellowtail.
 * WHIS: I think that conger eel will go nicely

[OOLONG grunts] [BEERUS growls] [OOLONG screams] [ALL PARTYGOERS sigh] [OOLONG panting] why would I bother tying you when I could just win outright?
 * BEERUS: Throw on three, ya got it?
 * BEERUS, OOLONG: One. Two. Throw!
 * YAMCHA: Uh. It's a tie.
 * OOLONG: Whadda we do now?
 * BEERUS: A pig... tied a god of destruction?
 * BEERUS: Be honest, did you throw yours a second late?
 * OOLONG: What? Heck no! I'd never cheat with a god!
 * BEERUS: It just seems odd.
 * OOLONG: Hang on! If I threw late,
 * BEERUS: Hmm. Piggy has a point.

Thanks for your patience. I hope to serve you again soon. That'd be nice. But I'm afraid it's unlikely, chef.
 * SUSHI CHEF 7A: All right, I think I got everything.
 * SUSHI CHEF 7A: Enjoy the sushi sampler!
 * WHIS: Thank you! You have a rare talent, my friend.
 * SUSHI CHEF 7A: Uh, thank you, sir!
 * WHIS: Hmph. Well yes.
 * WHIS: Though I suppose anything can happen in a game that simple.

Let's try again. [KRILLIN sighs] Well, maybe just a little peek. The longer they stalemate, the more likely Beerus will give up and destroy the earth anyway.'' [BULMA gasps] I'll let you have any prize you want, okay? [OOLONG yells] [BEERUS inhales, exhales] You're scaring me! [OOLONG yells] [ALL PARTYGOERS shriek] What kinda player throws the same thing three times in a row! Haven't you ever heard "third time's the charm"? is the definition of insanity! You're the one clawing at my face like a feral cat! [VEGETA grunts] I saw you feasting down there. [WHIS laughs] I just couldn't resist. If you, me, and everybody else hit him all at once with everything we got would it be enough to buy us some time? [BULMA gasps] [VEGETA grunts] Goodbye forever, Planet Earth. [ALL PARTYGOERS gasp] happy birthday, Bulma. than wish me happy birthday! I promise I'll buy you a present as soon as I get to a mall. Don't you see that giant blast up there! With good news, I hope. Did you actually figure out who this "Super Saiyan God" is that I'm supposed to fight? Still no idea on that count. fair and square! by playing rock-paper-scissors with Oolong? to stop me from doing what I want. You're right, Lord Beerus. You're stronger than me in every way. Before you destroy the earth, let's take a chance and test something! I don't know who or what a Super Saiyan God is, but there might be a way to bring one here, because I know exactly who we should ask! Please? Can you do that? [WHIS chuckles] [BEERUS grunts] You won't be sorry! I thought you'd given up any hope of finding this Super Saiyan God. thirty-nine-year nap for this. If there's any chance he's not bluffing, I might as well take it. shall be the last. I'll destroy more than this planet. The whole solar system will pay. but I need the Dragon Balls. I'd say you've already searched and found where she's hiding all the bingo prizes, am I right? in a vault onboard. They're the grand prize this time. [TRUNKS chuckles] [GOKU giggles] But I think Shenron's our only chance here. If you need them, you can use the Dragon Balls however you want! That's Lord Beerus the Destroyer God you're talking about, and he's probably the strongest guy in the entire universe. So you're saying he's an actual god?
 * BEERUS: There can't be a tie.
 * BEERUS, OOLONG: And rock, paper, scissors.
 * BEERUS, OOLONG: One. Two. Throw!
 * CHICHI: Oh, I can't bear to look!
 * BEERUS: My. You're quite stubborn.
 * OOLONG: Yeah. So are you.
 * BEERUS: Ugh. This is starting to get annoying.
 * PICCOLO: ''These ties are no good.
 * BULMA: Uh hey, uh, Oolong.
 * BULMA: If you save the earth for us,
 * OOLONG: Huh?
 * BEERUS: Time to get real.
 * OOLONG: Wait, what's that mean?
 * OOLONG: Huh?
 * BEERUS: All right pig, I've decided.
 * OOLONG: Let's see what my hand says!
 * OOLONG: We're not gonna tie this time!
 * KRILLIN: They're both really confident going into this round.
 * YAMCHA: It all comes down to this.
 * BEERUS, OOLONG: And rock, paper, scissors.
 * BEERUS, OOLONG: One, two, throw!
 * BEERUS: Heh.
 * YAMCHA: No? He lost!
 * PUAR: You stupid, dumb, idiot!
 * OOLONG: Get off me, Puar!
 * PUAR: No, expecting a different result
 * OOLONG: Who are you calling "insane"?
 * PUAR: I had plans for tonight! Plans!
 * KRILLIN: There's no point, Puar!
 * WHIS: My lord! I've got our food for the road.
 * BEERUS: Don't expect us to split that, Whis.
 * WHIS: Guilty as charged.
 * WHIS: Now, we'd better head out before it spoils.
 * BEERUS: Right.
 * KRILLIN: What d'ya think, Piccolo?
 * PICCOLO: No, it wouldn't make a difference.
 * BEERUS: It's the end of your story.
 * GOKU: Stop right there!
 * BULMA: Goku's here!
 * VEGETA: Kakarot!
 * GOKU: Whoa!
 * KRILLIN: --All right!
 * CHICHI: --Oh, honey!
 * GOTEN: Dad's here!
 * GOHAN: Yeah, good timing!
 * PICCOLO: Hmph. Finally decided to show.
 * CHICHI: Yeah, you're always cutting it so close.
 * GOKU: First off,
 * BULMA: There are more important things to do
 * GOKU: I know, it's not enough.
 * GOKU: And by the way, how old are you turning this year, anyway?
 * BULMA: My birthday and my age don't matter right now.
 * GOKU: Oh yeah, that!
 * BEERUS: Well well, look who's returned.
 * GOKU: Sorry, Beerus.
 * GOKU: In the meantime, could you please not blow up the earth?
 * BEERUS: I must! I beat the pig man at rock-paper-scissors
 * GOKU: Hold on. Did you seriously decide the fate of this planet
 * BEERUS: So what? We already know that you're not strong enough
 * GOKU: Hm, you've got me there.
 * GOKU: Wait. I have an idea.
 * BEERUS: What do you suggest?
 * GOKU: Well like I said,
 * GOKU: Just give me a little time to put this into action, okay?
 * BEERUS: Uuh. Mmm.
 * GOKU: Super Saiyan please?
 * BEERUS: All right. A teeny little bit of time.
 * GOKU: Thank you!
 * VEGETA: How can you find someone you're not sure even exists?
 * GOKU: I'm asking our old friend Shenron for help!
 * WHIS: Lord Beerus, you surprise me.
 * BEERUS: I woke up after a measly
 * WHIS: How level-headed of you.
 * BEERUS: That said, this reprieve I've given them
 * BEERUS: If he can't find the Super Saiyan God for me,
 * GOKU: Sorry, Birthday Girl,
 * BULMA: Wha--?
 * GOKU: Hey boys, if I had to guess,
 * GOTEN: That's right, Dad!
 * TRUNKS: Yeah! Mom's got all seven Dragon Balls
 * BULMA: Young man! They're supposed to be a surprise!
 * TRUNKS: Goten went and look at them, too.
 * GOTEN: I'm sorry, Bulma. We couldn't resist.
 * BULMA: I can't trust you guys with anything, can I?
 * VEGETA: Wait, Kakarot!
 * VEGETA: Exactly how long have you been watching us?
 * VEGETA: Don't laugh this off!
 * GOKU: Let's not worry about that now. We've got work to do.
 * GOKU: I'm sorry, Bulma.
 * BULMA: You know what that cat-eared weirdo did to me?
 * GOKU: Hey now! Go easy on the insults, Bulma.
 * BULMA: That's a lot of information to take in.
 * BEERUS: Hm.

''♪ Closing Song

♪ I see all these kids ♪ As I walk to school '♪ Their colorful backpacks so unique and cool ♪ ♪ I can't help but wonder which color I choose ♪ ♪ If I still were a kid ♪ Where would I run off to ♪''