How Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended


 * Batman: Why did you say that name?
 * Lois: It's his mother's name!
 * Batman: Wait, you mom's name is Martha?


 * Superman: Oh, no way! What are the odds?
 * Batman: Who knows. Well this changes everything. You wanna like hang out? Go get some coffee?
 * Superman: Yeah, sure. I actually don't have any friends.
 * Batman: Sweet, I know just the place. Sooo... what's up?


 * Flash: Bruce!
 * Bruce: Oh my gosh!
 * Flash: Bruce!!! Listen to me!!


 * Bruce: What the heck is happening now?!


 * Batman: Well, here I am.
 * Superman: Bruce, you have to listen to me. Lex Luthor is behind everything.


 * Aquaman: Looking for these??
 * Lois: Are you here to help fight the monster?


 * Wonder Woman: What were you guys doing the whole time?


 * Wonder Woman: Of course I am.
 * Batman: I like you, Wonder Woman. Wanna help us form a team?
 * Wonder Woman: Like the Avengers?


 * Flash: I wanna join, can I be in the league?
 * Cyborg: Yeah, me too!
 * Aquaman: Can I join too?
 * Superman: Yeah, the more the merrier!
 * Green Lantern: And me too?!
 * Superman: Uhhhhh.......