The Fairly OddParents: Breakin' da Rules


 * Wanda: Time to get up, sleepy head!
 * Cosmo: I didn't know Timmy had different heads...
 * Timmy Turner: Aaahhh... just another day or two...
 * Wanda: You have to get up, Timmy - we have to prepare!
 * Mrs. Turner: Timmy! We're leaving for our, uh, seminar weekend!
 * Mr. Turner: Duty calls!We certainly won't be having any fun this weekend!
 * Timmy Turner: Mom and Dad are away this weekend. That means something important. Oh no! Vicky! She's here! My brain is numb with horror! You two go stall her while I think of something!
 * Wanda: No can do, Timmy - you know we can't be seen by anyone but you.
 * Cosmo: Dem's da rules, see?
 * Timmy Turner: Rules! This is no time for rules! I wish we didn't have to follow those stupid rules!
 * Cosmo: You got it!
 * Timmy Turner: I'm betting this isn't good news...
 * Cosmo: I'm betting this is really great news! But I'm not betting much.
 * Wanda: It says here that your wish broke Da Rules so badly that the next person to touch them will steal the wish power of the fairies stupid enough to grant such a silly wish!
 * Timmy Turner: Noooooooooo!
 * Vicky: Okay, twerp, here's how it's going to be. I'm in charge, and you're NOTHING! Got it?
 * Timmy Turner: I wish Vicky didn't have that book!
 * Vicky: Well I wish you were still in bed asleep so I wouldn't have to deal with you and your freaky, disgusting habits.
 * Cosmo: We're in trouble! Now we're in trouble in Timmy's dreams! Now we're spinning around in trouble in Timmy's dreams - weeeee!
 * Wanda: This is serious business... it's only a matter of time before someone finds out what happens and we end up... ...in Fairy Court!
 * Cosmo: Yay! We get to see the judge serve up hot, creamy justice for some unsuspecting creep! Some... unsuspecting... creeps - Wow! I didn't see that coming.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Silence puny fairy!
 * Cosmo: Wow! I saw that coming!
 * Wanda: Jorgen Von Strangle! The most feared Fairy Drill Instructor this side of Really Unpleasant Fairy Drill Instructors!
 * Timmy Turner: Don't worry - I'll talk us out of it...
 * Fairy Judge: Order! Order! The case of the Fairies versus Cosmo and Wanda is in session! All rise! Cosmo and Wanda, you have been accused of losing your copy of Da Rules... how do you plead?
 * Cosmo: I'll plead backwards! Eem truh t'nod zeelp!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Silence! Any plea other than 'Guilty' will be met by loud shouting and a terrifying display of my muscle tone!
 * Wanda: I think he means it...
 * Fairy Judge: Jorgen Von Strangle... you may begin the prescription.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Thank you, your honor. I call to the stand little Timmy Turner. Timmy, did your fairy godparents lose their copy of Da Rules?
 * Timmy Turner: Yes, but...
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: HE SAYS YES!
 * Fairy Judge: The court finds the accused guilty, and sentences them to forty nine and a half hours of impunity service to recover the missing copy of Da Rules, or lose their Fairy License forever!
 * Cosmo: Um, what was the first choice again?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Hand in your wands! And your backup wands... Now tiny fairies - you can take these training wands AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
 * Wanda: Forty nine and a half hours! We'll never complete the impunity service in that time, not without our wands!
 * Timmy Turner: Not without that attitude! Come on, guys - we can do this!
 * Cosmo: And I can do this! Ta da!
 * Wanda: It's going to be a long forty nine and a half hours... These training wands stink! Timmy, if we're to recover all of the pages on Da Rules, we really need your help!
 * Timmy Turner: What do I have to do?
 * Cosmo: Erm... Pretty much everything! But don't worry - we can help teach you the basics!
 * Wanda: You can use the left analog stick to move around, and the right analog stick to look around. Just remember, if you get stuck, or you're not certain, or you see something interesting, talk to us and we'll be there with some advice.
 * Cosmo: Talk to us lots! Beside useful advice, we can give you all sorts of fashion tips!
 * Wanda: Try it now! Well done.
 * Cosmo: You're so cool!
 * Wanda: Let's move to the next part of the training hon.
 * Cosmo: But talk to us again first!
 * Wanda: If the universe is giving you a bad point of view...
 * Cosmo: It can be mean like that!
 * Wanda: ...you can adjust your view! Use the Jump button to climb to the top of the steps, Timmy.
 * Timmy Turner: I can't jump high enough!
 * Wanda: You can jump twice to do a double jump, pumpkin.
 * Cosmo: It's twice as much fun and only two thirds the calories!
 * Wanda: Be careful on these narrow planks, hon. You have to get across and press that big red button.
 * Timmy Turner: What happens if I fall?
 * Cosmo: You'll move downwards really fast! It'll be fun...errr... until you hit the ground, that is.
 * Wanda: Those crowns will come in handy - they'll give us a little more magic. When we have a hundred we get enough magic to give you another attempt as a task, if you fail the first time.
 * Timmy Turner: Like in video games when you get a one up?
 * Cosmo: That's about the size of it!
 * Wanda: Sneak past the alien - don't wake him!
 * Cosmo: Yay! You did it! Oops. I guess dream-aliens can hear me...
 * Wanda: You'd better get onto that plant and escape, honey! We're almost finished - but this surface looks awfully slippery.
 * Cosmo: It'll be fun! Unless you fall off... Those pointy things look familiar...
 * Wanda: They're wish stars, hon, remember?
 * Timmy Turner: So if I get them, I can make a wish?
 * Cosmo: Sure thing, Timmy!
 * Wanda: But first you need five stars.
 * Cosmo: Then you have to stand on the special wishing circle - is that right?
 * Wanda: You do remember, Cosmo! I always said you're not just a pretty face.
 * Cosmo: I'm also a pretty body! Er... is one star the same as five stars?
 * Timmy Turner: Whoa! A Crimson Chin card! They're super rare!
 * Cosmo: I prefer them medium rare!
 * Timmy Turner: I don't have fish wish stars yet!
 * Wanda: We'd better go back and find more, then.
 * Cosmo: Two stars! It's like a mediocre movie review!
 * Wanda: You're more than halfway there! Two stars to go! Just one more star...
 * Timmy Turner: So what happens now that I have five stars?
 * Wanda: You can make a wish, and in return for a job well done, we get a page of Da Rules.
 * Cosmo: It's twice the fun of regular wishing!
 * Wanda: And when we get all the pages back they'll restore our full fairy wishing powers!
 * Timmy Turner: So what happens now that I have five stars?
 * Wanda: You can make a wish! We can't do really big wishes, but we will be able to help!
 * Cosmo: I like helping! And I like extra helpings!
 * Timmy Turner: What should I wish now?
 * Wanda: You could undo Vicky's wish for starters...
 * Timmy Turner: Great idea! I wish I was awake!
 * Wanda: Gee hon, I'm not sure we've got time to read comic books.
 * Cosmio: I'm not sure I'm able to read comic books!
 * Timmy Turner: Aw, but I haven't read the latest issue yet. Maybe I can get some ideas from the Crimson Chin!
 * Vicky: Whoa re you talking to, lame brain?
 * Timmy Turner: Err...
 * Vicky: You're talking to your dumb comics? Wow, you're lamer than I thought! And I thought you were pretty lame!
 * Timmy Turner: Hey, I'm a kid! I'm supposed to have an imagination!
 * Vicky: I wish I could spoil your childhood fun! I wish the Crimson Chin became completely useless! And I wish you were trapped in his world, so you could see just how pathetic comic books really are!
 * Wanda: Uh oh! This doesn't look good.
 * Timmy Turner: Oh no! Vicky's wish is already coming true! The Crimson Chin is useless in this issue!
 * Cosmo: Luckily the second half of her wish hasn't worked! Maybe I should keep my mouth shut.
 * Timmy Turner: Where have the Chin's powers gone, I wonder?
 * Cosmo: Let's explore! We should probably stick our noses where they don't belong!
 * Wanda: And maybe find some stars to power up a wish - just in case!
 * Timmy Turner: My chin senses indicate trouble at the bank!
 * Wanda: Maybe we should prepare for a wish, hon.
 * Cosmo: Five stars make a wish! And wishes make for heroes! Holy newscoasts! It's the Daily Blabbity, workplace of Charles Hampton Indigo, otherwise known as the Crimson Chin!
 * Wanda: Don't give away the Chin's secret identity, Captain Cosmo!
 * Cosmo: We're in a pillar fight! Why isn't it soft? One star down, four stars to go! Hmmm. Pointy! It might scratch the paintwork of these fine vehicles! You've got two wish stars! Or one binary star!
 * Wanda: You need to find two more stars, sweetie.
 * Cosmo: Maybe the Gardener can help!
 * Wanda: Who?
 * Cosmo: Protector of all that's green and leafy! Possibly! One more star to find 'til wish time! Yay!
 * Timmy Turner: I've got five stars! I can make a wish! It's a platinum, foil embossed, gatefold, numbered, blue lizard, limited edition Chin card!
 * Cosmo: Er... Is that good?
 * Comic Book Anchorman: News just in! A villain with tremendous strength has raided the First Bank of Chincinatti!
 * Timmy Turner: Tremendous strength? Could this villain have the Chin's strength?
 * Cosmo: Hmmm. I guess it had to go somewhere!
 * Timmy Turner: There! The villain's escaped to the other panel!
 * Wanda: We have to chase the villain, Cleft! But we'll need to make a wish first!
 * Timmy Turner: It's Clefting time! Okay, we've got a super-strong villain making a gateaway with the contents of Chincinnati bank! I need to pursue him! At high speed!
 * Cosmo: High... Speed... Pursuit... I gotcha Cleft! Let's activate your Cleft Copter!
 * Wanda: Are you sure about this? It doesn't look very safe.
 * Timmy Turner: We heroes give up our safety so that others may live without fear!
 * Cosmo: I gave fish stick to a hungry kitten once! Am I a hero?
 * Wanda: Quickly, Cleft! Think of a catchphrase before he gets away!
 * Timmy Turner: Chin up and away! The copter's so cool! I can move left and right in the air!
 * Wanda: Cleft! Those balloons... They're full of hideous stink gas!
 * Timmy Turner: I'm gonna try to cut the ropes with my copter blades. The balloons'll just float away!
 * Cosmo: When you hit a balloon, catching Country Boy will get easier! The Apprehend-o-meter will rise!
 * Wanda: But if you miss, the Apprehend-o-meter will fall!
 * Timmy Turner: And when the meter reaches the top, we win? Got it!
 * Country Boy: Ding, Dang, Darn you, Cleft, the Boy Chin Wonder!
 * Wanda: Careful! Country Boy intends to shoot you down with his stink mines!
 * Cosmo: That farmy fiend!
 * Timmy Turner: It's okay guys, I'll just avoid his shots while I cut the rest of the balloons free!
 * Country Boy: Ah can tell you ain't local boy! Ah love the smell of cow dung in the mornin'! I hate ya, ya pint-sized tyrant!
 * Timmy Turner: Take that you manure-flavored menace!
 * Country Boy: Yeah and it woulda worked too, if it weren't for that ding, dang, darn Cleft!
 * Timmy Turner: Look! I've rescued the Crimson Chin's strength! I guess when Vicky wished his powers away, they had to go somewhere!
 * Cosmo: And that somewhere was a group of low grade criminals out to make good for themselves!
 * Comic Book Anchorman: News! The Chin is strong again! Oooooo! Ouch! I wish I hadn't I seen that!
 * Timmy Turner: Well, that's one villain defeated!
 * Cosmo: Ah! Nice work Cleft. Now what?
 * Wanda: We're going to need more wish power!
 * Timmy Turner: There must be more wish stars around here somewhere! Let's search around!
 * Cosmo: Don't let it reach the cashiers!
 * Wanda: I don't think he's trying to, hon.
 * Cosmo: One star down, four stars to go!
 * Wanda: I never realized comics has such lovely lawns.
 * Cosmo: You've got two wish stars! Or one binary star!
 * Wanda: Is there trouble at City Hall?
 * Timmy Turner: It seems likely! There usually is!
 * Cosmo: Let's power up for a wish - preparation is the first rule of doing good!
 * Wanda: Timmy's faster than a speeding wish star! You need to find two more stars, sweetie.
 * Cosmo: Is this the end for the wish star?! Only one more star to find 'til wish time! Yay! Frightened star caught fleeing your sidekick!
 * Timmy Turner: I've got five stars! I can make a wish! Hmmm, my cleft is tingling! I sense that something is wrong!
 * Cosmo: Yeah, where's the mayor?
 * Comic Book Anchorman: Bad news, Captain Cosmo! The mayor has been kidnapped! Only a hugely charismatic person could dissuade such a dedicated man from his work!
 * Timmy Turner: Not Spatula Woman! Can she have the Crimson Chin'd charisma? And if so, can she be stopped?!?
 * Wanda: I'll bet she left through that open window!
 * Cosmo: Arm yourself with a wish before you investigate!
 * Timmy Turner: Never fear, Cleft is here! Let's see what's in my utility cleft!
 * Cosmo: Oooo! There's your chinarang! What about the chinarang!
 * Timmy Turner: Good call Captain Cosmo! Let's do it!
 * Wanda: Attack to hurl your chinarang! It'll knock evil-doers into next week!
 * Cosmo: But not literally.
 * Timmy Turner: Right! To the window! Spatula Woman's trail leads from there!
 * Wanda: Don't forget your catchphrase!
 * Timmy Turner: Oh yeah, um... Cleft... washes whiter than white?
 * Cosmo: Oh that's some sloppy catchphrase work there, Cleft! Well, here we are. In an alley.
 * Timmy Turner: There's only one way Spatula Woman could go, Cap!
 * Wanda: She's not getting any nearer! Let's go! Dodge that superheated bread, Cleft!
 * Cosmo: Take the path of yeast resistance! These goons want to flip you like a burger! That's a big button!
 * Wanda: An emergency stop button! It'll stop those menacing whisks!
 * Timmy Turner: I'm in a button pressing mood!
 * Wanda: Oh. Only one whisk stopped.
 * Timmy Turner: Let's find the other two buttons!
 * Cosmo: You don't need me to tell you that giant rolling pins are dangerous!
 * Wanda: How much is that vixen paying you, wrongdoer?
 * Cosmo: Or is it her charm that keeps you loyal? The last emergency stop button!
 * Wanda: Push it to stop the last whisk!
 * Cosmo: That's it! You've shut down the bakery!
 * Wanda: But Spatula Woman still has the mayor! Time for a heroic rescue!
 * Cosmo: I never thought kitchen utensils could be so fearsome!
 * Timmy Turner: The jig is up, Spatula Woman!
 * Spatula Woman: Ah, Cleft. You've done well to make it this far - I really ought to hire better help. Nevertheless, your heroism stops here!
 * Timmy Turner: Justice will never rest, you utensil - wielding floozy!
 * Spatula Woman: We'll see. You have two choices, Cleft - join me, or become a patty beneath my mighty spatula!
 * Timmy Turner: In your dreams! You'll never corrupt CHIN POWER!
 * Spatula Woman: Do not resist, Boy Chin Wonder! Think, Cleft - of how great a team we could be! When I'm done, they'll have to scoop you up! Eat spatula! But... how? Why?
 * Timmy Turner: Crime never pays, in the kitchen or anywhere else!
 * Wanda: I hate that the Chin's powers are being misused by such vulgar villains!
 * Cosmo: I blame Vicky! This is all her fault!
 * Mayor of Dimmsdale: Oh thank you, Boy Chin Wonder! All of Chincinatti owes you a tremendous debt!
 * Timmy Turner: Justice is my reward, Mayor! And now, to return this charisma to the Crimson Chin!
 * Comic Book Anchorman: With the Crimson Chin's charisma fully restored, chincinatti once again celebrates its most popular hero!
 * Timmy Turner: Two down! The superheroing stuff isn't so hard!
 * Cosmo: That's because you've got Cleft powers, Timmy! Otherwise you shouldn't even attempt these stunts - at home or any place else!
 * Wanda: Let's find more wish stars - there's one more menace to foil! Hey, bub, Timmy's the best there is at what he does!
 * Cosmo: These stars should disguise themselves with glasses! I sense something troublesome within the police station!
 * Wanda: What's troubling the police station?
 * Timmy Turner: Maybe I should find enough stars for a wish before I save the day.
 * Wanda: Stop or we... chase! This is a good workout!
 * Comic Book Anchorman: The overtaxed police have been humiliated by a mysterious, long-legged villain!
 * Timmy Turner: Gilded Arches! I've seen him in the Crimson Chin comic book! He's evil! But rhythmically gifted!
 * Wanda: His tremendous speed - it must be the Crimson Chin's!
 * Cosmo: We'll need a wish to keep pace with this disco deviant!
 * Timmy Turner: Evil-doers beware!
 * Gilded Arches: Your cleft is no match for my legs, Boy Chin Wonder!
 * Cosmo: We need a wish that will help you over the rooftops!
 * Wanda: And that can deal with those villainous goons!
 * Timmy Turner: Ever resourceful, I, Cleft, the Boy Chin Wonder, have just the thing! Sidekick fairies, please activate the Chin Grapple Glove!
 * Cosmo: Sidekicks? Why I oughtta...
 * Wanda: At lease he said please.
 * Cosmo: Target grappling areas by looking around and firing!
 * Wanda: And press action to punch with the force of a thousand chins! Do you have your catchphrase ready?
 * Timmy Turner: It's chin-swinging time!
 * Cosmo: Give chase, Cleft!
 * Wanda: Look around to find spot to shoot your grapple at!
 * Cosmo: Swing from roof to roof like a flying squirrel! Wheeee!
 * Timmy Turner: Where is the Flying Squirrel, anyhow? Is it her day off?
 * Wanda: You don't have to leap tall buildings to be a super hero, but it helps!
 * Cosmo: These guys are rough!
 * Wanda: I blame it on the boogie.
 * Cosmo: This rooftop's become a towering disco inferno!
 * Gilded Arches: Now the Crimson Chin is powerless, villainy, will rule Chincinatti!
 * Wanda: They're armed with vinyl records!
 * Cosmo: They're like CD's but you have to turn 'em over.
 * Gilded Arches: You cannot prevail against the power of disco!
 * Cosmo: Careful! Getting hit would be a... tragedy! La la la la la la la la la la!
 * Wanda: These guys certainly have some moves!
 * Gilded Arches: Nothing can stop me! I'm faster than a speeding chin!
 * Cosmo: I wonder if they fake requests?
 * Wanda: Like getting out of our way?
 * Cosmo: You hum it, I'll sing it! I guess disco will never die.
 * Glided Arches: Go, my evil followers! Stay back, foolish heroes, or face the consequences! Now the Crimson Chin is powerless, villainy will rule Chincinatti! Nothing can stop me! I'm faster than a speeding chin! Your cleft is no match for my legs, Boy Chin Wonder! You cannot prevail against the power of disco!
 * Wanda: Quick, Cleft! Grapple the helicopter!
 * Cosmo: You'll have to rest it in! Pull back!
 * Timmy Turner: I'd better be careful! Must lay off the pressure if the tension gets too high! Your evildoing days are over, Glided Arches!
 * Glided Arches: Drat! I didn't count on the skill of the Boy Chin Wonder!
 * Wanda: These powers shouldn't be in the hands of villains!
 * Cosmo: It's all Vicky's fault! We should arrest her!
 * Comic Book Anchorman: The Crimson Chin's speed is safely back where it belongs! Or maybe not so safely... So, Chin! May I call you Chin?
 * The Crimson Chin: You certainly may, Anchorman! But don't talk to me! As we stand here on this historic day - fair Chincinatti safe once more, and its dedicated protector - me! - once more restored to his shining peak of chin-hood - we have but one brave sidekick to thank! Congratulations, Cleft, faithful Boy Chin Wonder! Thanks to your heroic efforts, these fine people are safe once more!
 * Timmy Turner: Wow!
 * Comic Book Anchorman: Cleft! How did you do it? Why did you do it? What did you do?
 * Timmy Turner: Well, you see my babysitter stole the Chin's super powers because my Godparents lost their magic powers, so then I came into the comic book to try and help and also find pages of Da Rules... And... Um... I'm sorry, I must've taken a blow to my during the fighting! What I mean is... With one mighty leap our hero was free! Guys!
 * Cosmo: Ah, there you are Cleft!
 * Timmy Turner: Being Cleft is fun, but I feel like being ordinary, mild-mannered Timmy Turner for a while. Can you fix it?
 * Wanda: Sure thing, hon!
 * Timmy Turner: Oh boy! That'll be the camp bus!
 * Cosmo: This is so cool! Did you pack everything?
 * Timmy Turner: Yep! And I've got all my merit badges! Let's hope I can earn a few more!
 * Wanda: Wait! What's happening? Where are you going, Timmy?
 * Cosmo: We're going camping with the Squirrelly Scouts!
 * Wanda: But what about our missing with powers? If we don't find Da Rules, Jorgen Von Strangle will make sure we'll never be Fairy Godparents again!
 * Timmy Turner: Wanda, I have to go to camp! Even though we're in trouble right now. I'm just a kid and I have to do what people say!
 * Vicky: Timmy Turner! Get on this bus right NOW!
 * Wanda: You don't seem too unhappy about it!
 * Timmy Turner: I love the Squirrelly Scouts! But that doesn't mean I don't ant to help you and Cosmo!
 * Wanda: And when were you two going to tell me about this trip?
 * Cosmo: Squirrelly Scouts is a boy thing, Wanda! You know, for boys?
 * Wanda: Is that so?
 * Timmy Turner: Gotta go! Come on, Cosmo!
 * Vicky: Hey squirt! Are you ready to be humiliated?
 * Timmy Turner: I'm ready for anything, but I don't think humiliation's in the cards!
 * Vicky: There's no way that you dumb Squirrelly Scouts are going to earn more merit badges than my Creme Puffs this time!
 * Timmy Turner: Who knows? I just want to have fun! See you later, Vicky!
 * Vicky: Oh that irritating little rat! There's no way that Squirrelly Scouts are better than Creme Puffs! Especially when the Creme Puffs are under my control!
 * Wanda: Uh oh... I don't like the sound of that! Oh dear. I'd better warn Timmy... Timmy! Cosmo! Wake up!
 * Timmy Turner: Buh? Is it tomorrow already?
 * Wanda: Quiet, Timmy! Something's happening!
 * Timmy Turner: Wanda? What are you doing here? This is a boy's camp.
 * Wanda: Yeah, so where are they?
 * Cosmo: Pink tutu tofu. Buh? Tomorrow? Wanda? Boy's camp!
 * Wanda: The Squirrelly Scouts have been kidnapped!
 * Timmy Turner: WHAT?
 * Cosmo: WHAT?
 * Wanda: And that's not all! Vicky has made another wish! It was too vague to tell what effect it will have... but it's likely to be diabolical!
 * Cosmo: Oh, well that's ok!
 * Timmy Turner: No it's not, Cosmo. Hey, I wonder if Vicky's wish has anything to do with the kidnapping of the Squirrelly Scouts?
 * Cosmo: We'd better check this out. Thanks for the help sugar, but this is man's work!
 * Timmy Turner: As a Squirrelly Scout, it is my duty to rescue any of my fellow scouts if they are captured by small girls! Paragraph 43A of the handbook! And I will prevail! I have my Squirrelly stealth skills, my fleet feet, and a pocketknife with a thirty-two handy implements, some of which have no apparent use! TEN-HUT!
 * Wanda: Don't get burned!
 * Cosmo: I thought you weren't helping!
 * Wanda: I'm not going to let Timmy get hurt!
 * Timmy Turner: Hey, is that you Scotty? What happened?
 * Scotty: It was... it was horrible! They came out of the darkness while we slept! It's a good thing we sleep in our uniform!
 * Timmy Turner: Slow down, Scotty! Who? Who are they?
 * Scotty: Why, the Creme Puffs of course! We would have thought... but ehy came so quickly, so silently! We didn't stand a chance!
 * Timmy Turner: The Creme Puffs? The Creme Puffs have kidnapped the Squirrelly Scouts? But why?
 * Scotty: I don't know! Thanks for rescuing me, man! I just wish I could do more to help!
 * Timmy Turner: Vicky is camp counselor for the Creme Puffs... I wonder is she has something to do with this... Or is it something to do with that wish she made?
 * Scotty: You'll have to avoid the Creme Puffs patrols if you want to get much further! Use all your squirrelly skills, man! Use the terrain for cover, keep out of their line of sight, and anticipate their patrol routes! It's gonna be tough!
 * Timmy Turner: Thanks, Scotty. You stay here - you've done your part. I'll fight for you now! For all the Squirrelly Scouts! I'll stay out of sight, keep to the shadows... And defeat this Creme Puff terror! Scout's honor! It's a Creme Puff! They're girl version of us Squirrelly Scouts!
 * Cosmo: Yeah, but not nearly as tough and brave and stuff, huh?
 * Wanda: So how come they managed to kidnap all the Squirrelly Scouts?
 * Timmy Turner: I better not get spotted, there may be more around. I don't want to get captured too!
 * Cosmo: Hide behind stuff! And don't run in front of her!
 * Wanda: And watch her patrol route! Let's go!
 * Cosmo: Hey Timmy! Look! That hut!
 * Wanda: Looks like there's a Squirrelly Scout trapped in there!
 * Timmy Turner: Rescue time! I'll take it easy... use my stealth! Bud, they got you too?
 * Bud: I was asleep, Timmy! It was horrible!
 * Timmy Turner: Any idea why the Creme Puffs are doing this, Bud? It's not like them, not like them at all.
 * Bud: I heard something, Timmy... I heard one of the Creme Puffs talking. Something about badges... Oh! And a name... Vicky...
 * Timmy Turner: Vicky? I need it! Vicky's evil, Bud, pure evil! But I guess I gotta face her...
 * Wanda: Hold on sport!
 * Timmy Turner: Yeah, looks like that Creme Puff suspects something!
 * Cosmo: We should get out of here!
 * Wanda: If we move away, she may decide that she saw a wild animal, or her own shadow.
 * Cosmo: Assuming she's really stupid, of course.
 * Timmy Turner: Okay, let's back off for a minute.
 * Cosmo: The star wants to play hide and seek! We've got two stars? What does that mean?
 * Timmy Turner: Chuck!
 * Chuck: Timmy! You can't stay here! It's dangerous!
 * Timmy Turner: I know - there are Creme Puff patrols everywhere! I wonder what's gotten into them?
 * Chuck: Their counselor, Vicky - she's insane Timmy! She's using the Creme Puffs as her private army!
 * Timmy Turner: You stay here, Chuck. I'm gonna find some way to defeat Vicky! She's my babysitter, so in a weird way she's my responsibility!
 * Wanda: You've got two more stars to find! You're doing great! Not bad - for a boy...
 * Cosmo: It's spotted us! Charged!
 * Wanda: Only one more star to find! Of course, I may not feel like doing wishes.
 * Cosmo: Wow! It's River Rapid! Named after the first pioneer to cross it, Charles Turlington River!
 * Timmy Turner: It sure does flow fast. How am I gonna get across?
 * Cosmo: A wish, I guess. But we need Wanda for that, and she's still mad at me!
 * Wanda: I'm mad at both of you! How could you go to camp without me?
 * Timmy Turner: We're sorry, Wanda!
 * Wanda: Luckily Vicky's wish has allowed us to continue our quest for pages of Da Rules while we're here - otherwise I'd be really mad! You don't want to see that!
 * Cosmo: I've seen it. It's horrible.
 * Timmy Turner: So, you'll help me wish?
 * Wanda: Sure, Timmy. We need those pages!
 * Cosmo: Are you not mad at me any more?
 * Wanda: That would be a little too much to wish for, Cosmo dear.
 * Cosmo: That's what I thought.
 * Timmy Turner: I have to cross River Rapid!
 * Cosmo: Well a lot of ideas come to mind. Mind you, not to my mind.
 * Wanda: If we can cut some of those trees down, we can make natural bridges!
 * Cosmo: I thought of that! Kind of!
 * Wanda: Timmy? We're waiting!
 * Timmy Turner: What? Oh, I have to wish. Um, something to make tree bridges with, please!
 * Cosmo: Wait! I feel all funny! What am I?
 * Wanda: I combined two powerful tree-cutters into the ultimate tree-felling device! A beaver chainsaw!
 * Timmy Turner: A chain-beaver? That's weird but handy, Thanks Wanda!
 * Cosmo: Oh don't thank me, I'm just doing the cutting!
 * Wanda: Stand by the tree and use Cosmo to cut it down, Timmy!
 * Cosmo: Any advice for me?
 * Wanda: Oh, chew before you swallow. Cross carefully, Timmy - don't fall in the river!
 * Cosmo: It's going somewhere! Follow it!
 * Wanda: That tree looks like it'd make a good bridge!
 * Cosmo: Doesn't look very tasty, though!
 * Wanda: Go ahead and cut it down!
 * Cosmo: River Rapid's way too fast to swim, so don't fall in!
 * Wanda: Why did it have to run uphill...
 * Cosmo: We've got two stars? What does that mean?
 * Timmy Turner: Hey Marvin's rescue here!
 * Marvin: Jeez, Timmy, am I glad to see you!
 * Timmy Turner: You got any intel on their ops? Anything you know about the Creme Puffs could be useful.
 * Marvin: The Creme Puffs are in a weird sort of daze! They do what their crazy counselor says without thinking! And she rules them with an iron hand!
 * Timmy Turner: Sounds freaky, Marv. But iron hands rust, and I'm just the scout to get them wet!
 * Cosmo: The stars trying to hide in the cave!
 * Wanda: Oh! Another tree ready for cutting!
 * Cosmo: My teeth hurt.
 * Wanda: More bridge work! Get chewing, hon!
 * Cosmo: I'm going to need some bridgework after this!
 * Wanda: Careful on the log, hon! It may be slippery! Only one more star to find! Of course, I may not feel like doing wishes.
 * Cosmo: If my gums don't deceive me, this tree would make a great bridge!
 * Wanda: You make a great chain-beaver, hon!
 * Cosmo: Ranger Cosmo says "Tree bridges and roads must be crossed with care!"
 * Timmy Turner: Joe! Any news on the Puffs and Vicky?
 * Joe: Timmy! It's out of control. She's trying to force us scouts to admit that Creme Puffs are better than we are!
 * Timmy Turner: Brrrr. I thought it might be something like that. You'd better get back to Camp Squirrelly, soldier.
 * Joe: Timmy, yes Timmy!
 * Cosmo: It's another frisky one!
 * Timmy Turner: A Crimson Chin card? All the way out here? I guess I'm just lucky!
 * Cosmo: Not just lucky! You're pretty fortunate too!
 * Timmy Turner: Camp Creme Puff is up ahead...
 * Wanda: The techniques you've been using up to now won't work on their home turf...
 * Cosmo: We need a plan!
 * Timmy Turner: I've got to get close to Vicky., to foil her insane plans!
 * Wanda: A wish would probably be in order...
 * Timmy Turner: We need to get into camp Creme Puff!
 * Wanda: We could use a distraction or a decoy...
 * Cosmo: An octopus! That would distract them!
 * Timmy Turner: I don't think so, Cosmo... Um... what about a disguise?
 * Wanda: Good idea, Timmy! We'll make a Creme Puff out of you yet!
 * Cosmo: (Uncontrollable Laughs)
 * Wanda: Ignore him, Timmy. We girls'll stick together!
 * Cosmo: Wooo hoo hoo! Timmy's a girl! Timantha! Hahahaha!
 * Timmy Turner: This is such a bad idea!
 * Creme Puffs 2: Hey, you! Who are you?
 * Timmy Turner: Um... I'm one of you! Um... Timantha!
 * Creme Puffs 2: Do you know a Timantha?
 * Creme Puffs 1: Don't think so. Is that a French name?
 * Timmy Turner: I've, um... I've been on special assignment, reporting directly to Vicky! She'll be mad if she doesn't hear what I have to tell her!
 * Creme Puffs 1: Vicky?
 * Creme Puffs 2: Mad?
 * Creme Puffs 1: Come in, Timantha! Ma'am!
 * Timmy Turner: Um, hello?
 * Creme Puffs 3: You'll have to perform the secret Creme Puff dance of identification to enter the great one's tent!
 * Timmy Turner: Umm...
 * Secret Puffs 3: SECRET DANCE!
 * Timmy Turner: Wow, good yell. I'll be back in a bit, okay? I need to learn a secret dance, guys.
 * Wanda: Check the tents! Maybe the captured Squirrelly Scouts know something!
 * Cosmo: You should rescue them anyway!
 * Timmy Turner: Hello! A Squirrely Scout!
 * Squirrely Scout 1: A Creme Puff?
 * Timmy Turner: That's right... kind of! I've broken free of Vicky's spooky mind control, and I'm out to rescue you scouts!
 * Squirrelly Scout 1: Cool! But what about Vicky?
 * Timmy Turner: I've got a plan... kind of! She's won't stop me... probably!
 * Squirrelly Scout 1: Oh. Can I go now?
 * Timmy Turner: First I need to know the secret dance steps - I don't suppose you know anything about them?
 * Squirrely Scout 1: I thought all you Creme Puffs knew the secret steps!
 * Timmy Turner: I was away that day. At the dentist!
 * Squirrelly Scout 1: I have a step, but only one. We scouts have been memorizing one step each! As an escape plan!
 * Timmy Turner: It's not a very good plan! Show me your step! That's slightly disturbing. Okay, run for Camp Squirrelly! I'll free the other scouts, once they've shown me the dance steps! Hi! I'm a rebellious Creme Puff looking for the secret dance steps in exchange for your freedom! How about it?
 * Squirrelly Scout 2: I've got a step! Watch closely!
 * Timmy Turner: Impressive! You're a slick mover!
 * Squirrelly Scout 2: I'm gonna get out of here. Good luck, weird Creme puff girl!
 * Timmy Turner: Hi! I'm trying to foil the evil plans of Vicky and I need steps for a secret dance code! Maybe you have one?
 * Squirrelly Scout 3: I guess I do... Here goes.
 * Timmy Turner: This isn't even beginning to make sense!
 * Squirrelly Scout 3: Well, I hope things work out! Thanks for the rescue!
 * Timmy Turner: Rebellion. Evil Vicky. Need dance step!
 * Squirrelly Scout 4: Pardon?
 * Timmy Turner: Look, I'm rescuing you. Give me your part of the secret dance!
 * Squirrelly Scout 4: Urgh! Dancing's so girly! But okay.
 * Timmy Turner: Thanks! Run, and don't look back! Hi there!
 * Creme Puff 3: Are you ready to dance the secret dance of identification?
 * Timmy Turner: As ready as I'll ever be! But no cameras!
 * Wanda Okay hon, you have to dance to prove you're a Creme Puff!
 * Cosmo: You wanted to be a Creme Puff - now here's where you start paying... with sweat!
 * Timmy Turner: Do the best you can! Follow the dance steps you learned!
 * Cosmo: Keep it up! They believe you!
 * Wanda: Is that the funky chicken?
 * Cosmo: You're almost there!
 * Creme Puff 3: Pass, friend!
 * Timmy Turner: Hey, I made a friend!
 * Cosmo: Aw, the magic wore off! I was just getting used to it!
 * Timmy Turner: Wow! Look at all these merit badges! There must be... billions!
 * Wanda: Maybe not, hon, but there sure are lots!
 * Cosmo: And they're all packed with wish power! Oh it's a shame we can't suck some of it off with a bendy straw.
 * Timmy Turner: Vicky must've wished for them! But why?
 * Wanda: I heard her wish! Let me think... what did she wish for?
 * Vicky: There's no way that Squrrelly Scouts are better than Creme Puffs! Especially when the Creme Puffs are under my control! I just wish I had the badges to prove it!
 * Timmy Turner: That's it! These badges are the source of Vicky's power! She only has control of the Creme Puffs because of these wish-charged merit badges!
 * Wanda: She obviously doesn't know that the value of a merit badge lies in the fun of learning new skills, rather than is showing off to others!
 * Cosmo: Wow! Who'd have thought they'd be a moral to this madness?
 * Timmy Turner: The more badges Vicky has, the more power she has! How can we break the wish?
 * Wanda: I hear something! Oh no, it's Vicky!
 * Vicky: Twerp! That's it! You're mine! My badges! My beautiful badges! Noooooooooooo! TIIIIMMMMMY TTUUUUURRNNNNEERRRRRRR!!!!!
 * Timmy Turner: Uh oh! Maybe I better run away now! Oh no, she's going to catch me!
 * Cosmo: Think positive! She's might catch you but tomorrow's not a school day!
 * Wanda: Just keep running! Don't forget to avoid or jump over stuff!
 * Vicky: That's the final straw! I'm gonna make your life misery, Timmy Turner!
 * Timmy Turner: Oh no, this doesn't look good!
 * Creme Puff 2: Stop!
 * Vicky: Huh?
 * Creme Puff 2: We're sick of you bullying people, Vicky!
 * Creme Puff 1: Yeah! We don't know why we let you push us around, but it's over now!
 * Vicky: What? How dare you...! But I proved once and for all that girls are better than boys! Isn't that what you wanted?
 * Creme Puff 2: You just proved that you're a greedy bully! Now leave... or you'll answer to us!
 * Vicky: Argh! You'll pay! You're all pay!
 * Cosmo: I'm sorry I was mean, Wanda.
 * Wanda: That's okay, hon. It's not exactly an unfamiliar experience. But at least we helped Timmy find more pages of Da Rules!
 * Cosmo: Yeah! The main thing is that we keep on being Timmy's Fairy Godparents!
 * Wanda: And I think we learned something today!
 * Cosmo: Yeah, I learned that Timmy looks funny as a girl! And that it's really hard to get marshmallow out of your hair!
 * Wanda: I learned that girls and boys are...
 * Cosmo: And that wood tastes woody! And three new uses for jello! And how to build a raft out of underwear! And how tell which direction to go in from the color of the dirt! And how to put out a campfire using only wet socks! And that brunt, wet socks are really uncomfortable! And...
 * Vicky: Hey shrimp! Your stupid little dorkoid friends are here!
 * Timmy Turner: My friends? Must be Chester and AJ.
 * Wanda: We're too busy regaining our powers to play with your friends! We have to find Da Rules, Timmy!
 * Cosmo: Or Jorgen Von Strangle will live up to his name! And I hate being Jorgened!
 * AJ: Hey, Timmy, want to play games?
 * Chester McBadbat: It's a beautiful day outside, so it's our duty as kids to stay in front of the TV.
 * Timmy Turner: I don't know, guys...
 * Vicky: WILL YOU BRATS KEEP IT DOWN! Aah! That's better. I wish you parasites would just go live in that stupid video game, then you wouldn't bug me all the time.
 * Timmy Turner: Uh oh... Hey! Check out this cool VR suit!
 * Wanda: I wonder where AJ and Chester are?
 * Virtual Voice: Entering level... Monkeys of Dooom!
 * Cosmo: Who was that?
 * Timmy Turner: That was the game, I think.
 * Wanda: Maybe she and I can have a chat! Excuse me, er, virtual voice lady?
 * Cosmo: She's not very user friendly.
 * Virtual Voice: I can be friendly.
 * Cosmo: Now why do I doubt that?
 * Virtual Voice: I CAN BE FRIENDLY I WANT!
 * Wanda: Cosmo, honey - stop taunting the virtual reality, we have work to do.
 * Cosmo: That's it, you little furry fiend! My patience is at an end! Of all the video game enemies, monkeys are the most devious! You have one star - in keeping the binary theme! Dodge the monkeys... catch the star... Multitask!
 * Wanda: And don't forget to dodge those pits!
 * Timmy Turner: Hey, look! I got another Crimson Chin card!
 * Cosmo: A colorful square of cardboard! Yippee!
 * Wanda: Now we're cooking! Three stars left to find! Don't fall in the lava, honey.
 * Cosmo: Lava? In a video game? Huh, what'll they think of next?
 * Wanda: These monkeys don't just bite... they megabyte!
 * Cosmo: It sure is warm in here. And unstable!
 * Wanda: That would be the lava, hon. Timmy, it would be best to stay out of the lava.
 * Cosmo: A lava bath might be refreshing! How do you know til you try?
 * Timmy Turner: I think I'll follow my instincts on this one, Cosmo.
 * Cosmo: Three stars! I wonder where the other two are?
 * Wanda: Chase it down!
 * Cosmo: Hasta la vista, monkey! I love bonus rounds!
 * Wanda: Looks like you'll have to pop inflatable targets of ninja bunnies!
 * Cosmo: Why don't you try using that pointy thing on your head! Yeah! Pop the bunnies for prizes! Or just work off some stress! Ooh goody - a prize!
 * Virtual Voice: You have reached the next level... Battlestar Antarctica!
 * Timmy Turner: Cool! We've got this game licked!
 * Virtual Voice: You so do not!
 * Cosmo: Oh yes we do! And we haven't used any cheats!
 * Virtual Voice: So why do your friends remain unrescued?
 * Wanda: She does have a point there...
 * Timmy Turner: No problem! Chester and AJ must be around here someplace!
 * Wanda: We have to get across the water, Timmy.
 * Timmy Turner: I know, and that's why I choose to wish for...
 * Cosmo: Ooh, ooh, a snowmobile! A team of husky dogs! Secret mutant snow powers!
 * Timmy Turner: ...A Snowplow!
 * Wanda: Well done Timmy, a sensible wish!
 * Cosmo: Sensible? I didn't get where I am today by being sensible!
 * Wanda: Timmy, there's a marooned star over there.
 * Cosmo: You'll have to build a bridge to it.
 * Wanda: It's a bold star.
 * Cosmo: Wise wish stars make wise wishes!
 * Wanda: Now we're cooking! Three stars left to find!
 * Cosmo: Wow, a seas of information!
 * Wanda: It's probably best not to swim in it.
 * Cosmo: It's possible to drown in an inch of information, let alone at sea!
 * Wanda: It's an athletic little star!
 * AJ: Hey, Timmy, this is a really cool game! But I'm a bit stuck at the moment...
 * Timmy Turner: I'll get you out, AJ! There must be a button or something nearby. Whoa! This game is filled with traps and surprises!
 * AJ: You're trapped now, and it's my turn to free you! Teamwork, yeah! Whoa! A hovercraft! This is awesome! I'll bet I'll have to do a challenge to free Timmy!
 * Virtual Voice: Pass through the green gates to complete the challenge.
 * AJ: Ha! I was right! Let's go!
 * Virtual Voice: Right, halfta go through the gates in order. Too slow loser.
 * AJ: Gotta be quicker next time... This is such a cool game!
 * Cosmo: Three stars! I wonder where the other two are? It's fast... but not fast enough!
 * Wanda: Four stars are enough for a small constellation, but not for a wish.
 * AJ: Careful Timmy! Watch out for the... Ooo! Ouch! Cyberbees!
 * Timmy Turner: Ugh! Stuck to the wall with pixel plasma! Gross!
 * Chester McBadbat: Don't worry guys! I'll defeat the bees! Okay let's see, er... this left hand lever rotates me left and right... And I press the Action button to shoot pixel plasma right back at 'em! Yipee! Take that you buzzing menace! Yeah! Score one for the good guys!
 * AJ: And score two for the bad guys...
 * Timmy Turner: That's not fair!
 * Virtual Voice: Your complaint has been noted...
 * Cosmo: I'll bet she's holding them hostage in her evil Cyberpenthouse of Exactitude!
 * Wanda: Wow, sweetie - big words! You must be an idiot savant!
 * Cosmo: You're half right!
 * Timmy Turner: Let's go! We've got a mainframe in need of a serious virtual spanking!
 * Wanda: Watch out! It's raining data!
 * Cosmo: These balls are made of information! Blech! I hate that stuff! Wow, that star sure is fast on its... pointy things!
 * Wanda: Dodge the balls of information!
 * Cosmo: Keep going upwards! Pretend you're an elevator!
 * Wanda: The star's out of breath.
 * Cosmo: Do stars breathe?
 * Timmy Turner: Okay, here's the wish...
 * Cosmo: I love it when he gets that look in his eyes!
 * Wanda: That intelligent look?
 * Cosmo: No! The dangerous one!
 * Timmy Turner: I wish for a way to crash this system!
 * Cosmo: See hat I mean?
 * Wanda: Okay cutie, your wish is granted. When you attack, you'll fire data-eating disks of doom.
 * Cosmo: They love video games. Video games are the candy of the data world! Aha! The force field! Natural enemy of the guinea pig!
 * Wanda: I'm not sure about that, hon, but I think we can break through with Timmy's disc launcher!
 * Cosmo: Attack the force field Timmy!
 * Timmy Turner: Wow! This must be the CPU! Look at all this data!
 * Cosmo: Ah, it hurts my eyes!
 * Wanda: Watch out Timmy! It's the central mainframe!
 * Timmy Turner: And it has Chester and AJ!
 * Vicky Virus: You must be the irritating kid I've been feeling in my code. I hate that stuffy, blocked up feeling. AND I HATE KIDS!
 * Timmy Turner: What do I do now?
 * Cosmo: Confuse it by humming brass band songs!
 * Wanda: Or shoot it with your data-eating doom discs!
 * Cosmo: Dodge the beams! They look sting-y! Aha! Our enemy reveals its weakness!
 * Wanda: Shoot at the core!
 * Vicky Virus: Shouldn't you be in bed by now? If I crash I'll take you with me! When you're beaten I'll reprogram you to be... a hedgehog! I'm bigger! I'm stronger! Argh! You little squirt! I don't believe it! Beaten by a kid! Ah!
 * AJ: Whoa! Cool game, Timmy!
 * Chester McBadbat: Yeah! Can't wait for the squeal!
 * Timmy Turner: Well, we won!
 * Wanda: Well done, Timmy, you did great!
 * Cosmo: Yeah! And we found more pages of Da Rules! I feel more magical already!
 * Vicky: Enough games! Time for CHORES!
 * AJ: Er, see you later!
 * Chester McBadbat: See you, Timmy!
 * Timmy Turner: Well, I could probably use some fresh air anyway.
 * Cosmo: Let's go again! Let's go again!
 * Wanda: One more go can't hurt...
 * Timmy Turner: Maybe I should have a bath... it's been three weeks... Hey! Some privacy, please!
 * Vicky: Shut it, shrimp. It's my job to persecute you, and I'll... AAAAAAAAARGH! There's a spider in the bath!
 * Timmy Turner: And I guess you're scared of spiders, right?
 * Vicky: I suppose you like spiders! I guess you yucky things stick together!
 * Timmy Turner: Don't worry. I'll rescue the spider and pop it out the window.
 * Vicky: It'll come back! This bath is so filthy, it attracts evil! I can't even look at it without getting sick! It so needs cleaning! I wish there was some way you could scrub every little nook and tiny itsy-bitsy cranny! I want it spotless! Are you done with that spider yet? TIMMY TURNER YOU CREEP! COME BACK HERE AND CLEAN THIS BATH!
 * Timmy Turner: What has she done to me?
 * Wanda: Cosmo! Timmy needs help!
 * Cosmo: I feel so helpless! What kind of fairy godparent can't even answer a wish?
 * Wanda: Snap out of it! We may be able to wring enough power from our wands for one little wish...
 * Cosmo: Alright, Timmy in a can! Thank goodness! Honey, your quick thinking saved Timmy!
 * Wanda: That suit should help in this deadly environment!
 * Timmy Turner: Whoa! This armor's pretty cool! I bet it has all sorts of excellent gadgets and weapons!
 * Cosmo: Well, yes, if you like... ...cleaning. You can attack to, um, clean stuff.
 * Timmy Turner: Bogus! But lifesaving! Thanks guys!
 * Wanda: Well, it's a long way back. We'd better get started. And keep your eyes open for wish stars, we're gonna need them!
 * Cosmo: Ah, a sitting duck! Or star, Star ducks! Star quack! Quack stars!
 * Wanda: We've got one star, but still have to find four more.
 * Cosmo: We've only got two stars, but they're very sparky!
 * Wanda: Ooo! What are those piles made from, and do we have to step on them?
 * Timmy Turner: They're made of grime, and yes, we will be leaping across them.
 * Cosmo: I wonder what grime is. Grape and lime maybe?
 * Wanda: Oh, it thanks it's in a race! Chase it!
 * Cosmo: Two stars to find... we must prevail! This bridge is unsafe! It's all slippery and wobbly!
 * Wanda: Take your time, sweetie. I thought that I was as disgusted as I could get, but...
 * Cosmo: Yay! Big old blasts of stinky gas! My favorite!
 * Timmy Turner: Well, I guess if they help me further...
 * Cosmo: Hey a Crimson Chin card!
 * Timmy Turner: That'll teach me to sort my collection in the bath.
 * Wanda: This doesn't look safe.
 * Cosmo: But it does look fun!
 * Wanda: Maybe we should make a wish before we tackle these mysterious hairs.
 * Cosmo: I love this part! Wish time!
 * Wanda: Well, we have to cross chasms bridged by... um... let's just call those ropes, shall we. What's it going to be, Timmy?
 * Timmy Turner: I guess I want to walk ropes like that Crimson Chin villain, Dr. Plummet.
 * Cosmo: Which one's Dr. Plummet?
 * Wamda: Was he one of the Brotherhood of Ineffectual Evil? Let's just use our imaginations...
 * Timmy Turner: Um... guys? This isn't quite what I had in mind...
 * Wanda: Well, it's the best we can do.
 * Cosmo: You'll be able to walk across automatically - you just have to worry about which direction you're walking in. How cool is that?
 * Timmy Turner: I know you guys try. I guess I should just say thanks. But I won't.
 * Wanda: We'd better get that star now, sweetie.
 * Cosmo: Before this wish wears off! Ah look it bailed. Huh, shocking!
 * Wanda: We've got one star, but still have to find four more. Oh, please, please don't fall!
 * Cosmo: We've only got two stars, but they're very sparkly! Awwww, look at the poor little star all panicking. Weeeeee! Oh this is fun! Bubbles? You mean like in the bathtub?
 * Wanda: Just hold your nose and try not to think about it!
 * Timmy Turner: Luckily they look noxious enough to jump on!
 * Wanda: It won't be easy!
 * Cosmo: The only way is up!
 * Wanda: There's no way Timmy can make it without some help.
 * Cosmo: Let's make a wish! I like being useful!
 * Wanda: Only one star to find...
 * Cosmo: I'm holding my breath.
 * Wanda: ...so please find it soon. We have to jump upwards. I'm not sure you can do it without a wish.
 * Timmy Turner: Then I wish for... super jumpy powers!
 * Cosmo: Super jumpy powers? Why didn't you say so?
 * Wanda: Ta da! By utilizing the innate springiness of the Cosmo Plunger (Patent pending) you can sail high into the air! Just jump as the plunger rises!
 * Cosmo: See what I mean? Chase it! Catch it! Put it on my wand!
 * Wanda: We've got one star, but still have to find four more. Gah! It's making a break for it!
 * Cosmo: Chase it!
 * Timmy Turner: Flickering strip lightning! We're out! We're free!
 * Wanda: Oh Timmy, you were so great!
 * Cosmo: Wow! You're the best jumping plumber in the world!
 * Timmy Turner: What was that?
 * Wanda: You know hon, I hate to say it, but Vicky was right - this tub if filthy!
 * Cosmo: Not only filthy - it's alive! Aaaaah!
 * Timmy Turner: I guess I better find enough stars to make a wish before... whatever made that noise finds us!
 * Wanda: This sponge stinks.
 * Cosmo: Yeah but it's bouncy! Try jumping!
 * Wanda: A quick wish this time, sweetie.
 * Cosmo: Yeah, and put some oomph in it!
 * Timmy Turner: I don't know what's making those sounds, but it won't stand a chance against... urm... new Sudso stink-seeing fragrance bombs!
 * Cosmo: Whoa, they sound cool, in a domestic kind of way!
 * Wanda: Oh, you look so handsome when you do the housework!
 * Cosmo: She always tries telling me that but I don't believe her!
 * Timmy Turner: Ha! I'd like to see that... that thing out there frighten me now! Springtime fresh, winter white.
 * Wanda: And no unsightly giant germs!
 * Cosmo: I haven't felt this clean in years!
 * Timmy Turner: And we managed to win some pages of Da Rules! Who'd have thought? Whoa, look guys! I'm growing! I must've fulfilled the conditions of the wish!
 * Wanda: And we've come closer to regaining our powers!
 * Cosmo: And we outwitted Vicky by doing exactly what she wanted us to do! Ah ha ha, yay!
 * Vicky: Here you are! And talking to yourself again! When is that bath going to be...
 * Timmy Turner: All done. Time for cake.
 * Vicky: THE SPIDERS ARE BACK! DON'T DO THAT!
 * Timmy Turner: Whoa! I haven't seen started to annoy you yet, and you're already at Defcon 4!
 * Vicky: If you mess up my history homework, Timmy Turner, I'll kick your butt! And any other part of you my leg will reach!
 * Timmy Turner: You don't need any help messing up your homework, Vicky! Not if these answers are anything to go by!
 * Vicky: WHAT? Are you saying that my answers are wrong? My answers are so not wrong!
 * Timmy Turner: Am I quite: Ahem! 'Egyptian pyramids are called pyramids because of their distickive' that's spelled wrong - 'cue shape'!
 * Vicky: What's wrong with that?
 * Timmy Turner: Um, Vicky... pyramids are pyramids, you know? Like, big pointy triangles?
 * Vicky: I don't care, my answers are better anyhow, you brat. I wish you could see that history would have been so much better the way I wrote it!
 * Timmy Turner: Uh oh! I guess I shouldn't annoy Vicky while she's got magic powers...
 * Vicky: Now go away. My homework's all done, I get to relax with chocolate and the latest issue of Evil Babysitter Monthly! Ooh! A whole section on physiological torture! Wrong? Me? The great Vicky? That squirts so out o fit, it's like he's living in the past!
 * Timmy Turner: I wonder where - um, when - I am! COSMO! WANDA!
 * Wanda: Hiya, Timmy! Hey, good shout, by the way!
 * Cosmo: Yeah, we heard you from a thousand years away! That's quite a pair of lungs you got!
 * Timmy Turner: Do you guys recognize this place?
 * Wanda: Sure do, hon! It's Medieval Britain in the time of the great King Arthur! Oh look, there's a castle over there!
 * Cosmo: Luckily, I speak ye olde English! Forsooth!
 * Timmy Turner: Vicky wished history into a mess, then sent me back in time! I guess I should try to fix things! Let's see what she said about King Arthur...
 * Cosmo: With haste, young squire! Hey nonny nonny, funny lunny lanny, ma ni ni ni!
 * Wanda: Uh, Timmy...
 * Arthur: Good day to thee, bizarre strangers! Would that I could offer more passionate greeting, but woe! Mine is a soul sick with disappointment! I am called Arthur, by the way. How are you called?
 * Cosmo: Usually by shouting! People are always shouting at me. From yonder and the like, forsooth!
 * Timmy Turner: I'm Timmy! Why are you so sad?
 * Arthur: A malady afflicts me! Tomorrow's dawn heralds a great event, a sword drawing competition! For many days have I anticipated this revelry! Yet alas I cannot complete, as my jealous sister has contrived ti implicate me in her own naughty schemes! Verily am I grounded!
 * Cosmo: What did he say?
 * Wanda: He's sad because his sister framed him, and now he's not allowed to take part in this sword-pulling competition!
 * Timmy Turner: This is Vicky's fault! Her homework says that the sword Excalibur was pulled from the stone by a girl! And because whoever pulled the sword from the stone became Britain's ruler, in Vicky's version we have Queen Morgana, not King Arthur!
 * Arthur: Thy tongue is passing strange, sir! I do not understand thee!
 * Cosmo: Perhaps thine ears be filled with wax!
 * Timmy Turner: Don't worry, Sir Arthur, sir! I'll fix this! I have a cunning plan...
 * Wanda: You'll have to cross using those stepping stones!
 * Cosmo: Don't get wet! They haven't invented the clothes dryer yet!
 * Wanda: We've got four more stars to find, hon. Look, everywhere!
 * Timmy Turner: Something looks wrong. Why is that ground a different color?
 * Cosmo: Hey, that's medieval mump-grass! A powerful remedy against ye olde diseases such as the Grey Snot and Pulsing Toe!
 * Wanda: Actually, I think it's probably a trap. Try not to step on it!
 * Timmy Turner: Look, a Knight!
 * Wanda: We can't let anyone else to see us, Timmy!
 * Cosmo: Why not? I want to show off my superior knowledge of science and philosophy and TV shows!
 * Timmy Turner: Wanda's right, Cosmo! We could change history just by being here! There's no point in fixing Vicky's mistakes if I'm just gonna make more of my own!
 * Wanda: We should be able to sneak past people, if we're skillful!