Tank


 * 625: Hey, Gantu, ever thought about growing a goatee?
 * Gantu: No!
 * 625: I'm serious. Because with your bone structure, it would look very spiffy.
 * Gantu: Really?
 * 625: Sure. May I? [grabs a pencil and draws a mustache and goatee on Gantu's face] There. See? [holds up a mirror]
 * Gantu: Not funny!
 * 625: What? I think it looks nice. Helps disguise a few of those chins! [laughs]


 * [Mertle and the girls are calling for a radio contest to win tickets to an Elizabethan festival]
 * Mertle: Come on, come on!
 * Host: Congratulations, Caller 12!
 * Mertle: What?! Already!
 * Lilo: I won?!
 * [the girls turn to see that Lilo was the lucky caller via payphone]
 * Host: Yes! You and a group of your closest friends and adult guardians are going to the Elizabethan festival!
 * Mertle: I don't believe it!
 * Lilo: I won the contest for you. Now we can all go to the festival.
 * Mertle: Nu-uh! We have somewhere better to be. Right, girls?
 * Yuki: Well... not really.
 * Teresa: According to their homepage, the festival is way cool!
 * Elena: Plus, we're sick of playing dolls!
 * Lilo: Really?
 * Mertle: Fine, if you wanna go with the freak, then go! I'm staying here!
 * [pause]
 * Yuki, Teresa, and Elena: Okay! [they leave with Lilo and Stitch]


 * [Pleakley is getting his costume ready for the festival]
 * Pleakley: I'm so excited! My first festival dedicated to primitive Earth history! Are you dressed yet?
 * Jumba: [dressed as King Henry VIII] Dressed, yes. Happy, no!
 * Pleakley: Cheer up. Henry VIII was a powerful ruler, even though he had a nasty habit of having his wives beheaded!
 * Jumba: I am liking this Henry person! [laughs]


 * [Stitch, angered that he's allowed to go to the festival, sees Mertle and pounces on her]
 * Mertle: What's the matter? Upset that your friend dumped you?
 * Stitch: [releases Mertle] Amagata!
 * Mertle: Face it. You know she'd trade up someday.
 * Stitch: Kachuga naga!


 * [since Lilo is too busy with the girls, Stitch reluctantly takes Mertle to find Experiment 586, who has grown huge due to all the metal it has eaten]
 * Mertle: We're not here because of that thing, are we?
 * Stitch: Ih!
 * Mertle: I don't like this anymore. Take me home!
 * [Stitch leaps out of the buggy]
 * Mertle: Hey, come back!
 * [Stitch throws a mailbox into 586's face, but it does not hurt it]
 * Stitch: Kachumba!
 * [586 kicks Stitch to the hood of the buggy]
 * Mertle: I'm never gonna get home with you in charge!


 * [Tank rampages through the festival, with Gantu's ship in hot pursuit]
 * Yuki: Where should we hide?!
 * Elena: I say we hide in the blacksmith's!
 * Teresa: No, the dueling buckets booth!
 * Lilo: We don't hide. That ship is trying to catch the experiment, but we have to beat him to it!
 * Yuki: But why?
 * Lilo: 'Cause we're the good guys, and the good guys don't chicken out just 'cause the bad guy has a gigantic spaceship with advanced alien technology.
 * Elena: Mertle was right: You really are weird.
 * Yuki and Teresa: ''YYEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!


 * [Gantu holds Stitch and Mertle hostage after accidentally capturing them]
 * 625: I swear something's different about you. No shoes? Wait, I got it! Perm and red highlights!
 * Mertle: Hey, that was pretty funny what you did that tubby guy. You know, the face.
 * 625: Really? You think so?
 * Mertle: Oh, yeah! I know how be mean to people. What you did, it was special.
 * 625: I'm glad you said that, 'cause I was afraid I wasn't pushing the envelope. Y'know? Thinking outside the box.
 * Mertle: I hear ya.
 * 625: Hey, I got a prank I'm working on right now. You wanna take a look? I mean, if you got time.
 * Mertle: I got nothing but time!
 * 625: [chuckles] Oh, right. It's in the other room. [presses a button, releasing Mertle] I call it "Ants in Gantu's Pants". That's figurative, by the way...
 * [Mertle grabs 625 and traps him in her own containment chamber]
 * Mertle: That was so easy, it was sad. [releases Stitch] Come on. Let's get outta here.


 * [Lilo apologizes to Stitch for not treating him right and Stitch forgives her; Mertle watches the whole thing from a pole]
 * Elena: Mertle?
 * Mertle: [slides down] My friends! You've come back!
 * Elena: Here's the thing: we tried going with Lilo, and didn't exactly work out. So...
 * Teresa: We were thinking of going back to you, but only if we do something besides play dolls all the time.
 * Mertle: Oh, really? And what makes you think I would even take you back? I had a lot of fun without you. I chased a monster, then I got sucked into a gigantic spaceship, then...
 * Yuki: Maybe this was a bad idea.
 * Teresa: Yeah! Being alone has made her weird.
 * Mertle: Uh, just kidding! So, let's just be friends again. [the three girls continue glaring at Mertle; defeated] And play less dolls.