The Points

[episode starts with Gumball and Darwin playing on one of the computers in the school library]


 * Hey, are you two finally studying... or are you playing Corn Farm?


 * Ugh, neither. Because cornfarm is for plebs who like to get ripped off spending real money on a virtual pig to go with their windmill. We're playing Galatrek and we're about to buy a virtual space hawk to go with our solar generator.


 * What's the difference here?

[something explodes and pig squeals]

 and : Violence.


 * [sighs] Right, nothing new is happening here. We need to buy the photon blaster.


 * But we can't! We're out of cosmic points. [gasps] Look out! We're under attack!

[The computer shows their planet being destroyed]


 * But who could be doing this?


 * [laughs evilly]


 * Not now, Tobias. We're trying to figure out who's destroying our planet.


 * That what's my smug laugh was about. It is I who is destroying your planet. [shows them his screen, displaying their planet exploding]


 * W-T-W dude?! How did you get the hachon laser?


 * I bought it for 2 million cosmic points.


 * 2 million cosmic points?!


 * Which I bought for $5.


 * $5?!

Which I bought it for 1 good point.


 * 1 good point?!


 * What are good points?


 * I don't know what are good points!!


 * They're points I get for doing chores for my parents.


 * Chores for your parents?!


 * Yes?


 * Yes!


 * Okay... Well, I'm kinda busy with Galatrek at the moment, So, uh, how about you do my chores for me, I give you the good points, and then you can buy whatever you want for the game.


 * Hm.


 * Hello?

I kinda peaked too early with excitement. Yeah, we'll do it.

Earning Good Points
[Gumball and Darwin sneaking through the school hallway]


 * Why do we have to break in here?


 * Because Tobias wants us to get him an "A" is science, and we're clearly not good enough.

[shows the hallway covered in green liquid with Sarah, Carmen, and Juke passed out on the floor]


 * So, we have to break into the teacher's office and changes his grades directly on their computer.

[Gumball shapes his finger into a paper clip, then unwinds it to pick the lock on the door] Aha!


 * But why are we breaking in here?


 * What do you mean? [opens the door and sees Rocky spraying cheese fizz in his own mouth]


 * Because it's the broom closet.

[Gumball and Darwin going into the teacher's office]


 * Shh! [scatting, then breaks a lamp] Shh! [scats, then knocks a plant off of the top of the fridge and breaks it] Shh! [scats, then goes under the table, tipping a vase off of it]

[Darwin gasps, then catches the vase and sighs with relief]


 * [Scats loudly]

[Darwin drops the vase, breaking it]


 * Shh! Right. All I have to do is initiate the power supply to the hard drive and engage the mainframe protocol.


 * How?

[Gumball turns on the computer]


 * Good. Now find the Tobias file.

[Gumball opens the file]


 * Darn. Its a PDF, we can't edit it.


 * What are we gonna do?


 * Pass me that crayon. [Makes the "F" look like an "A"]

 and : Mmm-Hmm.

[cuts to Tobias playing Galatrek in the library]

More, I need more...!


 * Mission accomplished!


 * Oh, very good! Well, here are your Good Points. [hands an invisible Good Point to Gumball]


 * For real?


 * Y-yeah?

and : OHH! WE JUST GOT PAID! [throw the Good Points in the air, laughing]


 * Look at all this money!

[hurriedly pick up the Good Points]


 * So, are you guys up for more work, cause I got plenty more for you!

[Gumball and Darwin gasp]


 * [points down at the floor] You missed one.


 * Oh. [picks it up and puts it in his invisible pocket]


 * Alright, but the price just went up. Now it's twenty invisible good points!


 * Hmm... okay.


 * And it's ten up front! The rest are on delivery. We're no suckers.


 * Alright, alright. You drive a hard bargain, young man. [hands Darwin ten invisible Good Points]

[the sound of stretching elastic is heard after Darwin puts them away]


 * What was that?


 * I put the money in my invisible pants.


 * Right... well, my dad wants the lawn taken care of.


 * Hm, go on...


 * As in, he wants the weeds taken out.


 * Hm, go on...


 * Th-That's it. Take out the weeds.


 * Go on.


 * I literally can't be any clearer.


 * Go on-


 * You go on!


 * Okay.

[Tobias sighs and goes back to playing Galatrek]

[Gumball spraying the yard and Grass looks dead]


 * What are you doing?


 * I'm killing all the weeds.


 * Are you kidding me?! He explained six times that he wanted his lawn taken care of, Not taken out!


 * Well, He never specifically said that the grass had to grow back.


 * Fair point. You did give him plenty of opprutunities to be more specific. [He kills the weeds]

[They are at school, Gumball and Darwin rolls around invisible good points and laugh]


 * We're rich!


 * Are you guys done rolling around in it? Can you please get back to work? I'm under attack here!


 * Wow. How did you get the galatic skeleton?