Rabbit Marks the Spot

[The camera zooms to Rabbit's House and his garden, but Rabbit had saw Tigger, Piglet, Gopher & Pooh are digging up his garden with shovels.]

Rabbit: (grabs the shovel that Gopher is holding.) "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!"

Winnie the Pooh: (laughs) "It's us, Rabbit. We're pirates, you see."

Piglet: "And I'm the captain."

Gopher: "We're digging for treasure!"

Rabbit: (toss Gopher and the fellas got away.) "NOT IN MY GARDEN! GO PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE!"

[They was running away to the pirate ship and by getting away from Rabbit's garden.]

Piglet: "POOP DECK THE SAIL!"

The Crew: "AYE! AYE!" Piglet: "SWAB THE MISSING NESS!"

Gopher: "AYE! AYE!"

Piglet: (Tigger flipped the sail.) "FLIP THE YELLHORN!"

[The pirate ship was going backwards, the fellas screams and they're going right back to Rabbit's house.]

Rabbit: (digging the dirt back in the hole, mumbling.) (sighs) "So much for that."

[The pirate ship had ran over Rabbit and went into the hole just because he told his friends to go somewhere else.]

Rabbit: (crawling out the hole) "I'm not going to get mad.... I'M GOING TO TEACH THEM A LESSON!" (falls back in.)

[Rabbit is seen putting a whole lot of rocks inside the treasure chest, cause he wanted to get revenge.]

Rabbit: "So, Captain Piglet and his pitiful pirates want to find buried treasure, do they. (covers the chest in dirt) I'll give them a treasure. (put an X that marks the spot.) A worthless one. (evil laughs and making up the map.) And, a map to help them find it."

[The pirate ship was heading straight off the cliff and landed in the water.]

Piglet: "Oh Dear! Quick! Hold In The Sail!" (The guys screamed and lands in the water or a stream.)

Tigger: "HELP! WE'RE SINKING! ABANDONED SHIP! (jumps into the water.) TIGGER'S & TIGGERS FIRST!"

Piglet: "But...but..but what about Piglet's?"

Tigger: "Ah..Piglet's? (mumbling) It's their duty as captain's to go down with their ship."

Piglet: "Oh Dear! Are you sure?"

Tigger: "Absatootly Possilootly!"

Piglet: "Then, my last commands as captain is a...(puts the hat on Tigger's head.) Tigger, you're captain."

[Rabbit has put the map in the botttle and toss it into the water.]

Tigger: "And as captain of this ship, I hereby proclaims (puts the hat on Piglet again and again.) you captain."

Piglet: "No, you are!"

Tigger: "You are!"

Piglet: "No, you!"

Tigger: "No, you!"

Piglet: "No, you!"

Pooh: (saw a message, grabs it) "Oh, Look! Captain Piglet, a message in a bottle."

Rabbit: (walks up the guys) "Did I hear someone yell?"

Tigger: "Yeah, bunny boy. Look what we found."

[Piglet showed Rabbit the map that he drawed for his revenge]

Gopher: "A genuine treasure map!"

Rabbit: (gasps) "Why, so you have! Oh, this belonged to my great great great uncle: Long John Cottontail, the most famous rabbit pirate ever. (Looks at the camera.) And the only rabbit pirate ever."

[The camera zooms at the map which is pointing at X marks the spot.]

Tigger: "Finding treasure is what Captain Piglet and his pirates do best! Come on!"