Yes Without My Zeke

Gene: So a cruise ship is docking in town today. Who wants to hit the pier after school and play a little sunburn bingo? -What's sunburn bingo? -We look at the cruise ship people on the beach and the first one to spot all five kinds of funny sunburns wins. Flip-flop feet, sunscreen hand-print on your back Left your glasses on, strap attack and upper butt. I'm in. Tina? Um, maybe. Hey, Jimmy Jr., do you want to go? - Uh, that sounds kind of - Like a hot date? (chuckles) - Get it? - Uh uh I get it! I like funny sunburns. Count me in. Oh, okay. Uh, yeah, then me, too. Yeah. Huh, Jimmy Jr. and Zeke. Great. - Come here, J-Ju! Come on. - Zeke. (laughs) - Zeke. (shouts) Zeke! - Okay, okay. Wait, wait, Zeke, what are you doing up there? Wait. Oh, okay. I'm coming at you from the top rope! Here I go! - Wait, Zeke, don't. - Zeke, get down from that table. - Brace yourself, J-Ju! Here I go! - Zeke, stop. - Zeke! Ow! My penis! - (shouts) That does it, Zeke. You have detention, after school today. - Aw, dag. - M-Mr. Frond, give me detention, too. No Jimmy Jr. Go ask the lunch lady for some ice for your penis. I guess we'll have to play sunburn bingo without you, Zeke. Well, think of me while you're sunburn-shaming the tourists. Maybe. We might. Might not, though. - JIMMY JR. : I will! - But we won't. Hello, Bob and Linda. - Oh, hey. - Hey, Randy. What can I get you, a burger? Oh, thank you, Linda. I've already eaten, and I'm a vegetarian. Meat is murder. But you can get me this. - Uh, what? - A hug? The restaurant. You want to buy it? God, no. I want to rent it out to shoot my independent short feature film here. - Exciting. - It is! My film is about a man looking back on his life. It's called A Life Well Steved. I play Steve. - (gasps) I love it. - Hmm. And this place is even better than my original location, which fell through when it burned down. Maybe because I overloaded the circuits with my lighting. - Maybe not. - Uh, what? -And I'll need to shoot it tomorrow. -Tomorrow? Sorry, Randy, but tomorrow's Saturday, and it's usually our busiest day of the week. (laughs) I I don't think you can afford to pay us enough to close - Oh, you can. - Mm-hmm. H-How do you Oh, right. You're a trust fund kid. We prefer the term "lucky baby duckies. " Ooh, we'll have a whole film crew in here. The lighting guy will be over there, and the "cinnamon-tographer" will be over there. Nope. It'll just be me. I am my own "cinnamon-tographer. " I'm also the writer, director, producer and star. And makeup artist and on-set tutor. - I'm tingling! - Uh, well Come on, Bob. You love movies. - This will be fun. - Yeah. Maybe it'll be fun. I mean, probably not, but let's do it. - Great! - All right. I'll bring some of my gear over in a little bit. See you guys later. Our restaurant's gonna be famous. Just like the restaurant in Seinfeld. "More soup for you. " I still only have upper butt and strap attack. Did these cruise people finally discover sunscreen? This is nice, huh, Jimmy Jr. ? - You, me, the kids. - Look! Zeke's here. Zeke! - Damn it. - Come stand next to me. - Tina, move over a little. - So, closer? - No. - Like this? No. Take, like, two steps that way. -Oh. -Wait, why do you look so sad, Zeke? I got problems. My dad got mad at me about getting detention. Well, he should be used to it by now. Nope, this time it's serious. He said that if I get one more detention, he's sending me to a special school about an hour away for kids who need guidance with disciplinary issues.