The Sweaters


 * Why does he want to see us? We haven't done anything, have we?
 * I dunno. Let me see if there's anything on your conscience.
 * No, your conscience is pretty clean...
 * I don't know what he wants. We're nice people, man!
 * But you know he always goes easier on us when we own up right away.
 * Let me handle it.
 * Yes! Yes it was us! But before you judge think about this! Video games! Rap music! Television! The internet! Advertising making us want something your generation shoves down our throats so you can get even richer! Who's the real victim here!? And while you're at it, think about this! Who is the real culprit; the victim of your corrupt society, or the man that could've done something, but let it happen?
 * Uh…I-I called you in because I thought you wouldn't mind showing Sarah around the school.
 * Gahh, dag nabbit man. I just wasted the best excuse material I've ever had.
 * Yes! Yes it was us! But before you judge think about this! Video games! Rap music! Television! The internet! Advertising making us want something your generation shoves down our throats so you can get even richer! Who's the real victim here!? And while you're at it, think about this! Who is the real culprit; the victim of your corrupt society, or the man that could've done something, but let it happen?
 * Uh…I-I called you in because I thought you wouldn't mind showing Sarah around the school.
 * Gahh, dag nabbit man. I just wasted the best excuse material I've ever had.
 * Gahh, dag nabbit man. I just wasted the best excuse material I've ever had.
 * Gahh, dag nabbit man. I just wasted the best excuse material I've ever had.

Showing Sarah around the school

 * That's the library where we hide when it's gym class. That's the gym where we hide when we’re supposed to be in the library...
 * Don't be nervous. You'll settle in quickly enough.
 * I'm not nervous, what makes you think I'm nervous?
 * The bottom of your cone is dripping.
 * Well, it's normal to be nervous with your reputation.
 * Our reputation?
 * Yeah. In my last school, all the girls ever used to talk about is how hardcore you guys are.
 * Oh yeah?
 * What else did they say?
 * Well. They said that you guys are tough, and that-
 * You have those-like awesome adventures-
 * Mm.
 * And you're always coming out on top-
 * [Head expands more] Yeah.
 * They say that you don't respect the rules
 * Yeah.
 * And they say-
 * [Pops Gumball's head] [Sighs] As tempted as I am to live this lie, it'll save us the guaranteed shame thing out of later on, if I just tell you right now that we are absolutely not hardcore.
 * [Head returns to normal] Yeah, let's face the facts. Some meathead will hear us claim that we're hardcore, and then they'll come and kick our buts. Thanks! But no thanks, and let's get back to the school tour.
 * The cafeteria where you can have lunch.
 * And sometimes see a rat fight.
 * [Head returns to normal] Yeah, let's face the facts. Some meathead will hear us claim that we're hardcore, and then they'll come and kick our buts. Thanks! But no thanks, and let's get back to the school tour.
 * The cafeteria where you can have lunch.
 * And sometimes see a rat fight.
 * And sometimes see a rat fight.
 * And sometimes see a rat fight.

Hardcore Encounter

 * What do you think is the most beautiful: the way the sun comes out after the rain; or the first footstep in novelly laid snow?
 * So, you think you're hardcore huh?
 * [Looks around] Sorry, are you talking to us?
 * [Still posing] What do you think?
 * I don't know, man! There's people everywhere here.
 * Are you getting fresh with me, dipstick?
 * What? What does that mean? Look, who are you guys?
 * [Popping out from side] [Whispering] That's Carlton and Troy. They're from my old school.
 * And we're here to see how hardcore you really are.
 * Back off, Carlton! You don't know who you're messing with.
 * What part of "we're not hardcore" did you not understand?
 * [Bending down] If you're so hardcore-
 * We just said we weren't.
 * Then what're you gonna do about this- [Pokes Gumball] face-ache?
 * Absolutely nothing, dude.
 * Sounds to me like you wanna fight, freakazoid.
 * Okay, I don't know what kind of movie you're living in. But I don't wanna be in it. [Walks away]
 * That's right! Walk away before it gets ugly.
 * [Walks away] What do you think we're doing with our legs right now?
 * [Walks with them] Guys, that was pretty stupid to provoke them like that.
 * Uh you were the one who was stirring the pot.
 * You should be careful. Their father is a very important man, and they don't take kindly to people who stand up to them.
 * Well, how do they take people who do absolutely nothing to them?
 * It's a bit late for that.
 * How many times do we have to repeat this: we'll have nothing to do with this whole story!
 * [Laughs] You guys are crazy.
 * No, young lady! You're the insane one here. Walk on the other side of the street please!
 * [Walks to the other side]
 * Now stay at this distance for the rest of our lives!
 * So, are you guys gonna fight them? 'Cause I can call them, and arrange a time and a place and catering-
 * [Sigh] I can't take more of this.
 * And maybe a paramedic in case of injury and- [Bumps into a fence] [Head falls off]
 * So, are you guys gonna fight them? 'Cause I can call them, and arrange a time and a place and catering-
 * [Sigh] I can't take more of this.
 * And maybe a paramedic in case of injury and- [Bumps into a fence] [Head falls off]
 * And maybe a paramedic in case of injury and- [Bumps into a fence] [Head falls off]

At Home

 * This girl's trouble man.
 * Ohh, sweat shorts.
 * [Sigh] What is it now?
 * I'm Mr. Kreese. I teach over at Richwood High, and I heard you might have had some altercation with some of my students yesterday.
 * Yeah, we did. They came out of nowhere, and tried to start a fight with us!
 * Well, I just wanted to say if that situation ever happens again-YOU WILL LOSE, and THEY WILL WIN! And you'll be like "UGH!" and they'll be like "AAAH!"
 * [Slams door]
 * [Goes to window] Oooh, what's the matter? You scared little piggies!?
 * Uh yeah, you're a fully grown man screaming at us and if you continue I'm gonna call the police.
 * Just what I'd expect from a couple of cowards like you. Whooo! Who's the hardcore one now?
 * Uh…you, I guess?
 * That's right! [Starts taunting and making weird noises and gestures]
 * Let's go out the back.
 * You know what the worst thing is? This guy's a teacher.
 * No dude. The worst thing is that this guy's got two sweaters, and he's not wearing either of them.
 * You know what the worst thing is? This guy's a teacher.
 * No dude. The worst thing is that this guy's got two sweaters, and he's not wearing either of them.
 * No dude. The worst thing is that this guy's got two sweaters, and he's not wearing either of them.

Another Encounter

 * Where do you think these guys are coming from? They look weird.
 * (from afar): Guys! Watch out behind you!
 * [Sigh] What does she want now?
 * We can't hear you!
 * Ah ah ah! You stay right THERE! Just speak louder.
 * Watch out behind you!
 * So. You thought you (???) the coach about being more hardcore than us. You got some nerve, (???) maxizoom dweebies.
 * [Groans and facepalms] Okay, dude. First-
 * [Bumps with chest]
 * Firstly, that's not what happened. And secondly how did-
 * [Bumps with chest]
 * -you even know about it? It was like two-
 * [Bumps with chest]
 * Ugh-minutes ago!
 * Sarah told us.
 * We're gonna crush you tomorrow at four, freakazoids!
 * Nooo. That's not gonna happen because we don't want anything to do with you.
 * Well if you don't turn up, I'm just gonna have to tell my dad to level your school, and build his golf course right on top.
 * [Covering ears] Lalalala not listening. Don't care, and please go away.
 * What the what? They just disappeared!
 * Nah. They just climbed up that tree.
 * Well if you don't turn up, I'm just gonna have to tell my dad to level your school, and build his golf course right on top.
 * [Covering ears] Lalalala not listening. Don't care, and please go away.
 * What the what? They just disappeared!
 * Nah. They just climbed up that tree.
 * Nah. They just climbed up that tree.

Mr. Small's Office

 * …and its like we have to fight them at four tomorrow, or their super rich dad will bulldoze the school, and build a golf course on it. I mean-when I say it out loud, it's like the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
 * Hmmm. Well, all I can say is…if there were to be a fight at four tomorrow, I would probably be in this office listening to loud music with the blinds closed.
 * Wait, are you actually telling us to fight these guys?
 * No no no. No counsellor would condone such a thing. I mean think about it: all your friends, the people who worked very hard to give you an education. All of this, you shouldn't fight for. [Winks repeatedly]
 * …I think we'll take this further up the chain of command.
 * …I think we'll take this further up the chain of command.

Up The Chain of Command

 * No. Fighting is never okay.
 * [Whispering] But let's say he's got his arm around your neck like this. It might seem like a bad spot, but you'll have to take advantage of your environment. [Aloud] Oh! Lookie what we've got here. His own shoe! You can just grab that, it's really very easy. Most people won't expect it. Now you can throw [Throws imaginary shoe] it across the room, and he will release you because most people usually really want their shoe back. [Continues talking]
 * Has there been some kind of chemical leak today? 'Cause right now, everyone's acting like total psychos.
 * I'm not a-the trick is that most shoes are opaque [Looks through imaginary shoe] so you can use it to cover his eyes effectively blinding him! See the advantage. Spin around, and spank him with his own footwear.
 * BADA BANG BADA BAM BADA BING BADA BA!
 * [Slams door] What is wrong with people today?
 * I don't know. The teacher's are nuts, Sarah keeps making things worse, he's still here-
 * And I know what's gonna happen if we roll with this: we're gonna have a fight, and it's gonna look like we're losing. But then we'll win thanks to our heart or something. Then the sweater guys will respect us, and they will freeze frame with some kind of high-five mega happy ending (??).
 * You know what? I say we dodge this to save ourselves the trouble.
 * Absolutely!
 * Gumball! [Runs to him] I heard you're gonna sacrifice yourself to save the school. I know it's heroic and selfless and- [Aside] kind of attractive. But I know that there's nothing I can do to stop you but I thought I should try! Listen to your heart. What does it say?
 * Get a restraining order on those guys, and live happily in shame! (?)
 * It says I have to fight!
 * [Cries and runs away]
 * [Sighs]
 * [Knocks on window] [Muffled] See you on the court, losers.
 * [Opens window] What?
 * See you on the court, losers.
 * [Sighs]
 * [Knocks on window] [Muffled] See you on the court, losers.
 * [Opens window] What?
 * See you on the court, losers.

The Fight

 * I expected more of like a fight fight, not really a tennis match.
 * Also, this school's weird.
 * Yeah, I can sorta see why Sarah couldn't fit in.
 * Prepare to suffer!
 * Well. On the plus side, this should be over quick.
 * 15-Love!
 * Four-(???) [Scores] Yes!
 * Hahahahaha...yes.
 * Alright!
 * Gumball! If you believe in your heart, you can win this!
 * [Sigh]
 * Backhand! (???)! Forehand! Volley!
 * [Yawns]
 * 15-Love! 30-Love! 40-Love! Game!
 * Last point!
 * This is boring. B-b-b-b-b-b-boring. B-b-b-b-b-b-boring…
 * [Notices Darwin] Hmmm. There's something wrong here. They're planning something.
 * But what, coach?
 * I don't know. But the best offense is attack. Break him.
 * What do you mean?
 * I mean if an opponent cannot run, he cannot win.
 * But there's only one point left, I think I can win-
 * YOU DON'T THINK! You do what you're told!
 * Hey. Dude look! [Presses racket against face] Waffle face! [Gets hit by tennis ball] Ahhh! Right in the glut... [Falls down]
 * This is boring. B-b-b-b-b-b-boring. B-b-b-b-b-b-boring…
 * [Notices Darwin] Hmmm. There's something wrong here. They're planning something.
 * But what, coach?
 * I don't know. But the best offense is attack. Break him.
 * What do you mean?
 * I mean if an opponent cannot run, he cannot win.
 * But there's only one point left, I think I can win-
 * YOU DON'T THINK! You do what you're told!
 * Hey. Dude look! [Presses racket against face] Waffle face! [Gets hit by tennis ball] Ahhh! Right in the glut... [Falls down]
 * Hey. Dude look! [Presses racket against face] Waffle face! [Gets hit by tennis ball] Ahhh! Right in the glut... [Falls down]
 * Hey. Dude look! [Presses racket against face] Waffle face! [Gets hit by tennis ball] Ahhh! Right in the glut... [Falls down]

Mr. Small's Ancient Technique

 * Is there anything you can do sir? He'll never be able to live his life if he doesn't finish this game.
 * Uh-yeah, I will. I'll live just fine.
 * No. If I don't heal you and you don't finish this fight, you will never find balance.
 * [Double facepalms] [Groans] Why does nobody ever lis-wait, can you really heal me?
 * [Walks over to Gumball] Yes. With this ancient technique.
 * Whoa! [Laughs nervously] Ah gosh-I think I'm okay now.
 * [Walks over to Gumball] Yes. With this ancient technique.
 * Whoa! [Laughs nervously] Ah gosh-I think I'm okay now.
 * Whoa! [Laughs nervously] Ah gosh-I think I'm okay now.

They Really Are Hardcore

 * We were wrong, Carlton. He truly is hardcore.
 * How do they clap without moving? Alright! Let's just get this over with, please!
 * [Cries] I've smelled it!
 * [Cries] Game, set, and match. Richwood High!
 * Everybody, stop!
 * Maybe you didn't win this match. But you showed your courage, and for this I give you not a trophy, but something much more important.
 * I give you my respect.
 * Dude, do you actually start dressing in the morning by tying a sweater around your shoulders? And-like do you wear one as your underpants as well?
 * [Laughs]
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 * [Laughs] Come on, give me five!
 * Told you it would end like that.
 * [Laughs]
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 * [Laughs]
 * [Laughs] Come on, give me five!
 * Told you it would end like that.
 * Told you it would end like that.
 * Told you it would end like that.