Prehistoric Stimpy

[The episode begins at the museum, Kids sees the dinobones and Ren and Stimpy sees the biggest dinobone.]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] This is the world greatest museum our natural history. Home where the skeleton are remains of a mightiest creatures and ever walk the face of arts. The great beast known as dinosaurs.

Stimpy: Wow Ren, look how big it is?

Ren: Come on, I'll reach for the top.

[Ren goes to top of the dinobone.]

Ren: YAHOO!

Stimpy: No Ren, STOP! We're gonna be in trouble.

[Ren jumps on the dinobone.]

Ren: WHEE! YAHOO! YEEHAW!

Wilbur Cobb: Hold it Girlie! There ain't no dinobones! Get down from there, you scared the nones.

Ren: JEEPERS!

[Stimpy was chattering the teeth and Ren runs at Stimpy.]

Wilbur Cobb: You wait right here! I'll be down... in the chiffy.

[All dinobones are falling down the floor.]

Wilbur Cobb: WOW! [giggles] Now look what it made ya do, if you made a mess of all jolly here.

[Ren and Stimpy screams. Church women's was screaming too and runs off.]

Wilbur Cobb: Crammy nabbit, now you did scare the nones.

[Dinobone bonks on Ren's head.]

Wilbur Cobb: So, you boys like dinosaurs, do ya?

[Ren looks at Stimpy.]

Ren & Stimpy: Uh-huh?

Wilbur Cobb: Come on then, you came to the right place. Wilbur age Cobb is a tour guide at your service. And this is the largest of all dinosaurs. The Stimpysaurus, the stupidest creature that he ever lived.

[Close-up to Stimpysaurus skeleton.]

Ren & Stimpy: WOW!

Ren: Hey, you told me you're the stupidest one ever. Hand it over.

[Stimpy looks at "Purple brain: Stupidest person" and Ren gives the purple brain ribbon and he throws it away.]

Wilbur Cobb: Yes sir, that ol' stimpysaurus with a giants of the giants. At the missile of our mammals. [giggles] Give me a sec. Thank gosh, it's hot in here. Now, where was I, Oh yeah, now you can tell a story of a stimpysaurus, I'm going back. Back, way back. Back! WAY WAY BACK! Thanks. Wasn't is influence. [offscreen] Still in diapers. It was a hot world, it was a wet world, it was a hot wet world. Now back then, life is a single cell organisms each with your own unique method of Stimpylating rip production.

[Stimpy cell farts and Ren cell slaps Stimpy cell and Stimpy cell will rip to half to double and Two stimpy cells farts at Ren cell.]

Wilbur Cobb: Yes, it may seen cool. Such a nature's way. But as the same goals, if you wanna make a cake, you've gotta bust the cube heads and and yep... life was about to adventure into the non and take the land.

Church Womens: Oooh.... Ahhh...

[Wilbur Cobb goes off the water.]

Wilbur Cobb: That's when the slimy sea scum took a first step out of the water.

[Church womens screams and runs off.]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] Let's started the quest in here. The quest are cross the little belty to stand.. up... up to that point, life will be never cansiterate crab cute.

[Stimpy fish has tries to put arms and legs was out of the water and walk on.]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] But the cure happens to edge and against all abs, a miracal aquired. A lonely Stimpyville. Wavily took to land. This was a single most important and have a lushinary event, today.

[Stimpy fish falls out the Tar Pit.]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen, laughs] What a joke!

[The titlecard says "Another 150 Billion Years Later".]

Wilbur Cobb: But ol' happy nature...

[Stimpy fish walks on.]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] Is just in course and won't about to give up THAT easy.

[Stimpy fish runs off to the back and stay away from Tar Pit.]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] Well, what do ya know? HE MADE IT!

[Stimpy fish puts his hat on and smiles and Massive transitus drives off at Stimpy's fish.]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] Such a record show that this has been was a natualutionary dead end.

Wilbur Cobb: I tell ya, it wouldn't hurt a lot less to jump of that tar pit, and get hit by a bus and a [giggles maniacally]

Stimpy: Walicors.

Ren: Ahh, that's a load of crap. These weren't buses in those days.

Wilbur Cobb: CRAP?! WERE YOU THERE? HUH? WEREN'T YA?!?! Ya big yum junky, and wipe girls. No buzzards, huh? What do ya call THAT!?

[Close-up to Massive transitus. Ren looks at Stimpy.]

Wilbur Cobb: Now where was I? Oh yeah! [offscreen] In time, nature forest, the world for some rich was florida and florox of all time. Like was good, life was hard.

[Caveman screams that Flying dinosaur will fly over.]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] Life was a cancent battle. And this battle, One beast mean surpreme!

[Dinosaurs are look shockled. Ren Rex was here, the lightning strikes. Close-up to Ren Rex and Zooms out to the smallest Ren Rex, All the dinosaurs are laughing at tiny Ren Rex, Stimpysaurus stomps at Tiny Ren Rex.]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] One beast was Stimpysaurus! The roar can echo far through out the land!

Stimpysaurus: Happy happy... duh, Joy joy!

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] This creature actually had an hand, adventuring the rise of man!

[The sign says "Treeassic Period (1975 BC - 1 MILLION $)"]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] It was an Treeassic Period. So name because the Stimpysaurus you won't have it a living in trees. This baby proves and avishle to early man many ways and to by shelter from the storm.

[Lightning strikes at Stimpysaurus and falls out and burns for fire, Tiny Rens was warming his butt on the fire.]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] And it came him fire. Yes, friend to mankind. Only nice to his mother, never rule invention. This is magastic mountain of Mike rule over all misery. For the less, this creature to fell victim to those stinkiness Tar Pits.

Wilbur Cobb: And that's all she wrote. She really did. Think about a nice guy. Why think marty Stimpy within..

Stimpy: Well then, how did the dinosaurs will become extant?

Wilbur Cobb: Now that's a very good question, bunky? Uh, Let me see really is about now that seems to pass. [offscreen] Some say or the coming of the Ice Age. Other thing it was a comet.

[Earth was covered with ice and comet comes at the Earth and earth explodes.]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] That kills the dinosaurs. Why some mothers claim, there ran out of food.

Wilbur Cobb: But I'll let see here for a little secret. Just between you, me and the chickers... I know what REALLY killed the dinosaurs. [offscreen] TV, too much rare TV! Burning to the lotta in a bunch of black job zombies and they all drink out of that dirty dog dish, disgusting, haven't it?

Wilbur Cobb: Oh no, Oh sorry but It was a, a comets at the all useful to tersy. Yeah, that's it! Haircuts! They all got bad haircuts!

Ren: [deleted scene] I still say "This is a load of crap." That alway gives a crap. Crap, crap, crap. Man, I'm bored.

Wilbur Cobb: And they went crabs with a month without a ark! We're not an alarmed yet! As the union men, luckily 42. I find that shocking..

[Stimpy takes his hat, glasses, nose and even teeth, Wilbur Cobb was talking. Stimpy will put on Wilbur Cobb's hat, glasses, nose and teeth.]

Stimpy: Look, Ren! [imitating Wilbur Cobb] Hey girlies! Blah blah blah blah blah! Listen that! Blah blah blah blah blah! [coughs]

[Ren was furious, he grabs Wilbur Cobb's nose and Wilbur Cobb's nose slaps Stimpy and all the Wilbur Cobb's parts out.]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] Then, they all went swimming in minutes after they eaten. No, they thought they were Superman and jumped all the building!

Wilbur Cobb: Ran around with scissors in their hand. Then, took her eyes out with graceful spoons. And after these thoughts but no, HAMMERIZED! [distorted voice] REALLY BAD HAMMERIZED!

[Sickasaurus was chewing grass.]

Wilbur Cobb: [offscreen] I know! They sneezed, cough and belch at the same time, they all explodes!

[Sickasaurus sneezed, farts and belch and explodes, Fades to Ren & Stimpy.]

Stimpy: Wahh.

Ren: It'll all be over soon, pal.

Wilbur Cobb: Well, It was the buzz puns, yeah! And it all have eat each other to survive. That's what happened. [Ren has a saw.] Super heated gases, shrunk their lungs to the sides of raisins and the kid of the top bunk DIED!!

[Police gots Wilbur Cobb will his net.]

Police: Hold it! Now listen to this guy, kids. Heh heh heh. He ain't nothing a lonely bowl polisher around here. Back to parasine, Cobb.

Wilbur Cobb: No no! NO IS ME! I killed the dinosaurs! [laughs maniacally] HE LIKE HIM! [laughs maniacally] With my bare hands! The mighty coversaurus! [laughs maniacally] And ran over a truck. [laughs maniacally]

Stimpy: Gee, what a funny man, Ren and it was so smart too.

Ren: Pheh, Who needs to hear with him, you have me and perfect successmen of lavalotionariness. Now come on Stimpy, I'm hungry. Let's go get a taco.

[Ren's head was on Stimpy's body and Stimpy's head was on Ren's body and walks up to Tar Pit and Ren and Stimpy falls down to Tar Pit. The iris was closing completely at the end of the episode.]