Zybots Got Heart

Optimus Prime: Autobots, we must defeat Megatron. [fanfare plays]

Tractor-Trailer Zybot: We are the Zybots! We can also transform. Let us help you fight.

Optimus Prime: Uh, brave Zybots, I am okay!

Tractor-Trailer Zybot: Well, thanks for your time. [the Zybots transform and leave]

Bluestreak: That was just sad.

[The Zybots return, combined into a giant robot.]

Tractor-Trailer Zybot: Whew! Sorry I'm late.

Bluestreak: Uh, who are you?

Tractor-Trailer Zybot: I'm, I'm an, I'm an Autobot like you. My name is Autobot Johnson.

Optimus Prime: You look exactly like the Zybots we just spoke to hastily cobbled together to form a bigger, weirder Zybot.

Tractor-Trailer Zybot: Uh, okay. Who hired this guy?

F-16 Fighter Plane Zybot: [falls off] Oh, shit! Give me a second here. Ugh! Just one second! Aah! Ugh! There.

Optimus Prime: If you're an Autobot, then transform with loud, showy noises.

Tractor-Trailer Zybot: You bet! Kee-Kah! Khwah! [all groaning] True talk we lied. But we don't need your permission. We'll fight Megatron all by ourselves. [the Zybots transform and leave again]

''[Cuts to Megatron firing his weapon with vigor. The Zybots, combined into a giant robot, arrive on the scene.]''

Tractor-Trailer Zybot: Megatron, meet the Zybots!

Megatron: Not the Zybots! Aah! Aaaaaaaaah!

[The Zybots touch Megatron and he falls over.]

Tractor-Trailer Zybot: We did it. We did it! We did i-i-i-i-t!

Starscream: Megatron, what the fuck, bro?

Megatron: Oh, those guys were cute. They really looked like they needed a "W."