Short and Curlies

Charlie: "Excuse me, Mr. Forman, I..." (Charlie is shocked saw Kitty naked)

Kitty: "Oh! Ohh!"

Red: "What the hell?"

(Charlie is still shocked and runs off)

Kitty: "Well, that was exciting."

Charlie: "Mr. Forman, I was looking for you to apologize about the dress thing, okay? But then I opened the door, and wow! No, no, I-I don't men "wow." I mean, "oh, no!" No, no, I don't mean, "oh, no" I..."

Red: "Well, what were you doing just standing there?"

Charlie: "I was like a deer caught in the headlights. Oh! I said, "headlights."

Kitty: "Red, It was a very awkward situation. no one knew want to do."

Red: "Well, I know what I would do if I saw you naked.I'd turn and run the other way. I mean, there is no reason on earth for a 19-year-old boy to be staring at a woman your age. Oh, I.. look, damn it, he's the one in trouble here, not me."

Bob: "Hey, Kitty, could I have some peanut oil? I'm gonna fry up some jumbo shrimp, which is a funny name. it's calling someone a giant midget. I'd like to see one of those."

Red: "Get this, Bob. Charlie here walked into our bedroom and saw Kitty naked.

Bob: "Whoo-hoo! how was that?"

Red: "Well, how do you think it was? it was horrifying."

Kitty: "Excuse me."

Charlie: : So, Mr. Forman how wrong was it for us to get into vietnam, huh?"

Charlie: "You guys smell smoke?"

Bob: "Everyone out of the house! I used too much oil in the fry baby. The whole kitchen's filled with smoke."

Kitty: "Bob? Bob, are you okay?"

Bob:"Yeah, I'm fine, but my shrimp are ruined. So I'm gonna have to eat with you guys. I hope you're making something good, Kitty."

Eric: "Fire! Fire!

Red: "I smell like smoke from Bob's damn fire. If Kitty looking for me. I went upstairs to take a shower."

Fez: "Now's your chance to catch Red Naked."

Charlie: "He's gonna think I'm such an idiot!"

Fez: "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. give him enough time to take everything off. You don't want to walk in on him wearing nothing but socks. that would just make this whole thing weird."

Kitty: "Oh, boy." (Charlie is shocked and look at Red in his rope)

Red: "Get back here, you pervert!"