Dillydale Goat Show

Dillydale Goat Show is a scene from the Mr. Men Show episode Pets

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Mr. Happy: Welcome to the 150th Annual Dillydale Goat Show! Ha ha! Meet our judges, Miss Sunshine, Miss Scary and finally Mr. Rude. I'm Mr. Happy. Let's start the show! We have three contestants on this year's goat show. First off, give it up for Mr. Quiet and his goat, Trixie!

(crowd cheering)

Mr. Happy: Trixie performs very well, fast, confident and perky little goat. Ha ha ha! Fantastic!

Miss Sunshine: I don't mean to show favorites, but Trixie's my favorite goat ever. I love her! Love her, love her, love her!

Mr. Rudy: I don't need to tell goats apart. Except for the smell.

Miss Scary: Goat show? I thought I was judging the annual Dillydale ghost show! There's nothing scary about goats.

Mr. Happy: Next, please welcome Mr. Lazy and Waylon.

(applause)

Mr. Happy: Now there's a goat that doesn't want to do some hard work. And Mr. Lazy appears to be giving up.

Mr. Lazy: (snoring)

Mr. Happy: And for our last contestant, Miss Magic and her goat, Nutmeg!

(applause)

Mr. Happy: Ooh, Miss Magic. I'm afraid with no goat, we'll have to disqualify you.

Miss Magic: Oh, she's here. She's just invisible. Lickety dee and lickety doat. Show us now a friendly goat!

Mr. Happy: Very nice, but still not a goat.

Miss Magic: Dippity doo and dippety dicken. Bring in a goat and not a chicken.

Miss Scary: We have a winner!

Mr. Happy: Hold on, Miss Scary. That's a dragon, not a goat.

Dragon bleats like a goat.

Trivia
Mr. Rude wears a top hat in this segment.