Ralph Breaks the Internet


 * [entering the arcade]
 * Arcade Owner: Alright, let’s get you plugged in.


 * Ralph: WiFi, or is it WiFie?
 * Vanellope: Why don’t we just go in.


 * [as he logs into the internet]
 * Arcade Owner: And we are alive.


 * Vanellope: We are going to the internet!
 * Ralph: Super excited! Just one minor thing. What is the internet?
 * [as they enter inside the internet]
 * Ralph: Holy cow! Look at all this stuff.


 * [a woman approaches Ralph with her tablet]
 * Woman: Congratulations, you’re a winner!
 * Ralph: Really?
 * [a man approaches Ralph with his tablet]
 * Man: These ten child stars went to prison. Number six will amaze you.
 * Ralph: That sounds interesting.
 * Vanellope: Ralph, come on!

eBay Auctioneer: Ladies and gentlemen, the next item a black velvet painting of sorrowful kitten.
 * Voice: Redirecting to eBay.
 * [staring at the painting of the kitten]
 * Ralph: It’s like it’s looking into my soul.
 * Vanellope: Yeah, that one’s really going to haunt me for a while.


 * Ralph: Woh, games!
 * [Ralph and Venellope enter the internet games]

&Little Girl: Pancake. Milkshake. &Ralph: Out of my way, kids.
 * [we see a little girl playing on her iPad game of feeding a bunny and a kitty pancakes and milkshakes]
 * [Ralph bursts into the little girl’s iPad game]
 * [he starts feeding the bunny and the kitty pancakes and milkshakes]
 * Ralph: Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. I’m starting to understand why people like this game. Very zen. Milkshake!


 * [Vanellope enters with a trolley full of pancakes]
 * Vanellope: Hey, look what I found! More pancakes!
 * Ralph: Let’s speed it up!
 * [Ralph starts feeding the bunny more pancakes]
 * Ralph: Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat!
 * Vanellope: Uh, Ralph, you might want to try feeding the kitty for a little while.
 * [we see the bunny looking fat and as Ralph keeps stuffing it with plates of pancakes]
 * Ralph: No, the kitty gets the milkshake. The bunny gets the pancake.
 * [the bunny forces the pancake in its mouth, we see the little girl scream as the bunny explodes]