North by North Quahog


 * Friend: Come on, Chris, it's just vodka! Jake swiped it from his dad's liquor cabinet. [pours vodka into Jake's mouth]
 * Jake: Yeah, see? It's good!
 * Chris: Well, okay, maybe just one sip. [about to drink. Then a teacher opens the door]
 * Teacher: Christopher Griffin! Is that alcohol?! Mister, you are in serious trouble. [Flint from "G.I. Joe" comes in from behind stall]
 * Flint: He's absolutely right, kids. Because when you drink, nobody wins. In fact, last year alone there were over 27,000 deaths from chronic liver disease as a result of alcohol abuse.
 * Kids: Now we know!
 * Flint: And knowing is half the battle.
 * Chorus: G.I. Joooooooe!