Can I Be Frank with You


 * Francine: Hey, Stan. You want to check out this new jazz club tonight? The Jazzberry Beret?
 * Klaus: Wait, did Hot Jazz In Your Face close?
 * Francine: Hot Jazz In Your Face closed a while ago. People just stop coming.
 * Stan: Well, I can't go out with you tonight, I'm booked. On SUnday and Tuesday nights, I hang out at the CIA Chill Zone.
 * Klaus: What's that?
 * Stan: Oh, dude, it's this killer house that used to be owned by a terrorist cell, but the CIA took it over, Febreze-ed the hell out of it, and then turned it into a kick-ass social club. It's wicked awesome.
 * Francine: Come on, can't you blow it off?
 * Stan: Sorry, babe, my Chill Zone nights are scared. Why don' you sign us up for another night? I have drinks with Klaus tomorrow, but I can totally blow that off.
 * Klaus: (Groans)
 * Roger: Hey... what's going on in there?
 * Francine: Oh, Stan and I used to be best friends, but likely all he wants to do its hang out with his buddies.
 * Roger: Listen, Francine, at a certain point a man needs to hang out with other people and get away from his wife because it's boring. I'm tired of talking to you, and it's only been 20 seconds. I feel like talking to Klause, that's how bored I am.
 * Klaus: (Groans)
 * Francine: I know there are boring wives but there, but I'm the fun wife. You know what? I'm gonna pick up some brewskies and swing by Stan's Chill Zone to show him that I can be as much fun as his friends.
 * Klaus: Well, she's gone. Probably for at least an hour. Should we fool around again?
 * Roger: God, Klaus, no. I told you that was just a 10-time thing.