The Kids Rob a Train

You gotta wrap it up, Teddy. We're closing for the afternoon, but we'll be back in a few hours for the dinner rush. (doorbell jingles) I'm ready! Let's go! Why do you have two bottles of wine? What? It's a wine train. Ooh. You guys going on the wine train? Uh, you get the wine on the train, Lin. You don't have to bring it. Oh... Otherwise, it would be just called a train. Right. Lin, you're sure kids are allowed on this thing? It says right here in the brochure, "Kids are allowed." It says, "Kids are allowed, "but not welcome." Like in the health and sexuality section at the bookstore. Where's Gene? He's picking out his outfit. (doorbell jingles) I'm gonna be Boxcar Gene! Gene, why do you look like Dexy from Dexy's Midnight Runners? 'Cause we're going on a train! Well, go put a shirt on. Next thing, you're gonna be telling me to go put on underwear. Put on underwear. Okay. (bell clanging) You folks will be seated right here in passenger car one with the big grapes. And I'm gonna take these little raisins back to the end of the vine. Bye, Mom. Bye! (gasps) Louise: Whoa! It's the biggest chocolate fountain on a train in North and South America. The world's biggest is in Guatemala. I did not know chocolate came from fountains. I want to put my head in it. And my feet. Ethan, thank you very much for the guided tour. Uh, looks like we'll be setting up shop here for the day. For your troubles. Uh-uh, no-no-no-no-no, no-no-no... no. Oh, here you go, one more for you. Uh, kids... no. I'm sorry. Okay, one more for you. Oh. Ye... actually, uh... Thank you, Ethan. if you could put that down. Kids aren't allowed anywhere near the buffet, or the passenger cars. But you are absolutely welcome to... the Juice Caboose! Ugh, what a dump. Hey, there's someone there. (grunting, gasping) (gasps, wheezes) Regular Sized Rudy? Louise, Gene, Tina... what are you doing here? Hold on, Beanbag, I'll be right back. I know these guys from school. Um... do you live here? My dad has me on the weekends. He's been online dating and he brings his dates here. But, on the bright side, I get to hang out with ol' Beanbag here. Up top, Beanbag. Boom! Yep. We see a lot of Rudy. (both laughing awkwardly) Okay... rules: One, you can't leave the Juice Caboose for the duration of the trip. Two, don't bother me. And three, uh... always believe in yourself. Thanks. We can't leave the Juice Caboose? Are you kidding me?! Get comfy, because this room is your life for the next four hours.