Granny's Book Club


 * Narrator: It looks like another meeting of the evil villain association. In this room dangerous villains in the city.
 * All: (Overlaping Conversations)
 * Granny May: (Clearing Throat Softly) Yoo-hoo. Uh, excuse me. Um, would everyone kindly take a seat so can we start the meeting? Ahem! Hello? Excuse me? Hey! Supervillains, pay attention and sit down! Thank you. Now, I officially call to order this meeting of evil villains' association. First order of business...
 * The Butcher: I got the first order of business right here.
 * Granny May: What's going on? A cake isn't on the agenda.
 * The Butcher: It is now! Granny May, this is your party.
 * Granny May: For what? It's not my birthday.
 * The Butcher: Well, you've reached the age where it's time for you to retire as a villain.
 * Granny May: Retire?! You've got your nerve. No one tells Granny May when to retire.
 * The Butcher: But--
 * Granny May: How dare you even think of getting rid of me! I'm still sharper than all of you.
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Yeah, go, Granny. Go, Granny, go. I like it! Nicely done. Beautiful needle work. She maybe old, but she's still quite feisty.
 * Granny May: Now, I think it's time to stop all this retirement talk and get on with our meeting unless anyone else has something to say about my age. No? Good.
 * Chuck: Ahem! Can I say something?
 * Granny May: I dare you.
 * The Butcher: Let him speak, Granny May.
 * Chuck: Thank you, Butcher. This Evil Villains' Association "Book of Evil Rules and Villainous Laws," says that a villain must retire when he or she reaches 75 years of age.
 * Granny May: What? It says no such thing. Where does it say that?
 * The Butcher: All right. Ahem. "At Age 75, all villains must retire." Try throwing a net around that.
 * Granny May: What?!
 * Chuck: That's what it says. See? I don't make stuff up at least not when it comes to association rules.
 * Granny May: Let me see that. (Reading Out Loud) Ooh! Aha! You didn't read the small writing at the bottom. "If the retiring villain can capture WordGirl and bring her to the association, the e villain does not have to retire unless they want to."
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Ooh, imagine the crime sprees we could go on if we had WordGirl trapped right here.
 * Chuck: But none of us have ever been able to capture WordGirl.
 * The Butcher: Well, yes, you got a point. Sorry, Granny May. It looks like you'll have to retire.
 * Granny May: But--uh, but I refuse to.
 * (Chuck shows Granny May a Gold-Plated Watch)
 * The Butcher: Here is your gold-plated watch.
 * Villains: (Cheers)
 * Granny May: Yeah? You can keep your watch. Granny May is the only one who tells Granny May when to retire.
 * The Narrator: Later at Granny May's lair...