How The Amazing Spider-Man Should Have Ended


 * Peter: Whoa... Ahhhh, Oh my gosh! Get em off me! Ughhhh. Ahhh what was I thinking?? This room is full of spiders!


 * Ben: You understand what I'm saying?
 * Peter: Are you saying with great power comes great responsibility?
 * Ben: Yes! That's it, that's it exactly! Thank you, I couldn't have said it better myself. Good job. Good, good talk, Pete.
 * Aunt May: Somebody go get me some eggs already!!!!


 * Dr. Connors: Well that completes the animation of my evil plan. I will now set it to loop in case anyone should stumble by and is curious about what this is all about. What was that? OOH you're right. I probably shouldn't leave this thing running for everyone to see... Thanks little friend! I'm glad there are hundreds of you following me around to tell me these things.


 * Spider-Man: Haha! OH NO!! I ran out of web! AHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * George: Just promise me one thing... Leave Gwen out of it... So that she'll be safe.
 * Spider-Man: Okay... I promise.


 * Peter: Yeah, but those are the best kind.
 * Gwen: WHAT?!?!?!
 * Batman: You did not say that...
 * Superman: HAHAHAHAHA!
 * Spider-Man: What are you guys laughing?
 * Superman: Oh man...


 * Superman: Man, if that were true, anyone could get away with anything.
 * Batman: I know, right?
 * Spider-Man: You guys... I was trying to be sweet for my girlfriend...


 * Superman: Yeah, you're in the doghouse, dude.
 * Spider-Man: Yeah, but she'll get over it right?
 * Superman: Ummmmmm... Sure.
 * Batman: Good luck.
 * Spider-Man: Aw, man...
 * Batman: You know what I would have done?


 * Spider-Man: But what about all the other cops that were turning into lizards?


 * Spider-Man: Wow, I didn't think about that. You are totally right.
 * Batman: Well, I'm Batman.
 * Superman: I would have just reversed time and saved everyone.
 * Spider-Man: I can't believe this. I'm so embarrassed.
 * Superman: Don't worry, kid. It could have been worse.


 * Librarian: What the... Who the heck trashed up my library? Was it you? Stark? Thor? Hulk? I'll bet it was you, wasn't it?
 * Iron Man: Wehh, we aren't even in this story, Generalisimo.
 * Librarian: I've got on my eye on you....