A Rugrats Joke

(Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil are standing in the street. Tommy is holding a Reptar doll.)

Tommy Pickles: Well, after crossing the freeway, base jumping off a cliff, and dodging bullets in a gang war, we finally found my Reptar doll.

(Didi enters the scene)

Didi Pickles: Tommy, what are you doing in the street!?

(Cut to the Pickles' home, Stu opens the door)

Stu Pickles: Oh, thank god. They've been lost for hours. Where were they?

Didi Pickles: Stu, a word? (They walk into the kitchen, their voices get muffled as they talk with the door closed.) What the f**k, Stu!?

Stu Pickles: Well, I'm sorry. The babies escaped, and I-

Didi Pickles: Escaped!? They're babies, you sackless moron!

Stu Pickles: I was downstairs, working on a new toy, and they just-

Didi Pickles: Oh, a new toy! Never mind, then!

Stu Pickles: Didi, if you keep ridiculing my work, I-I swear to god...

Didi Pickles: What? You'll hit me? Ooh, you're such a man!

Stu Pickles: [crashes] Didi, stop. oh goooood

Didi Pickles: I'll be the man! [thudding, crashing] See, Stu? I'm the man!

Stu Pickles: [sobbing running] I want a divorce.

(The babies look devastated, cut to static)