Universe vs. Tennyson

Starbeard: Ben Tennyson. Did you think you would escape our notice when you utilized your Celestialsapien form, Alien X, to recreate the entire universe and everything in it?

Starbeard: You are hereby charged with unauthorized alteration of reality, and for that, you must pay.

Starbeard: Ben Tennyson, prepare for your reckoning.

Domstol: Benjamin Kirby Tennyson, the prosecution states that you did willfully and deliberately alter the fabric of reality. In violation of the Multiverse Preservation Act.

We all know that Celestialsapiens change the universe as often as my client changes his shirt. Okay, bad example, but my point, and I do have one, is that Celestialsapiens change the universe all the time. Even First Thinker Azmuth's voice and appearance has changed on at least three occasions. For all we known Celestialsapiens are out there changing the universe at this very moment. I put it to you ladies and gentle aliens and not so gentle aliens, is it right to hold one scrawny little human

Ben: Hey

responsible for the misdeeds of an entire species of omnipotent beings? I say nay. Nay I say. Now the magic happens.

Serena: Ben Tennyson. Back so soon?

Bellicus: Too soon if you ask me.

Ben: No time for banter. I'm fighting for my life here and your lives too. If Alien X loses, the whole universe is lost, permanently.

His dual consciousness must deliberate and reach an agreement before Alien X can do anything.

How long

Eternity, give or take a few eons.

Serena: That is the most decisive Celestialsapien I've ever seen.

Seconded. We couldn't debate abnosia if life depended on it.

Are you even listening to me? Right now, our lives and the entire universe depend on you two being a little bit decisive.

How about you two keep arguing all you want, and while you're busy doing that, let me control Alien X.

I admire your passion. Seconded.

I think your passion woefully misplaced. Motion denied.

See? Like that. Let me borrow the keys for Alien X for a minute to save the universe and you guys just go on having fun disagreeing on everything. Agreed?

When you put it that way, agreed.

I disagree that this will be fun, but if it means we can argue in peace for a bit, motion carried.