Great Gazoo the Annoying Alien

(The Flintstones are standing together with the Rubbles, Dino is chasing Pebbles whilst Wilma is cooking a pterodactyl on a stick)

Wilma Flintstone: More of your favorite fried Pterodactyl, Fred?

Fred Flintstone: Yabba dabba-

Wilma Flintstone: Yes or no?

(Gazoo's spaceship suddenly appears and makes a crash landing)

Gazoo: (Shakes his head and gets up) Hello! I'm the great Gazoo!

Fred Flintstone: (Surprised) AAAAHH!! I...it's a god! It's a green god! (Pushes Wilma in front of Gazoo) H...here, take her, take my wife! (Removes Wilma's clothing)

Gazoo: (Disturbed) Uh, please, there are... children present.

Barney Rubble: He wants our children! Forgive me, Betty! (Throws Bamm-Bamm at Gazoo, who ducks to avoid him)

Gazoo: Woah! Woah! I'm no Roman Polanski!

Fred Flintstone: Then let this animal sacrifice appease your holy rage! (Holds up Dino and slits his throat with a rock. Lots of green blood spurts out of Dino's neck before he dies, gasping)

Gazoo: I-I just wanted to go on adventures!

Fred Flintstone: Our god is weak! Kill it! Kill it! (Throws Gazoo on the ground in front of Dino's body and starts punching him in black)

(Barney arrives and stomps on Gazoo and Fred punches him in black)

Gazoo: What an unfitting end to such an important peripheral character.

Fred: Yabba dabba fucking doo!