The Question

Breakfast

 * and : BREAKFAST! BREAKFAST!  BREAK-
 * [Gives them Natura Cereals]
 * What the what is this? It looks medieval prison food!
 * It's cereal. Real cereal.
 * What's wrong with Smash-mallows?
 * I've read the back of the box. This is so unhealthy that by the time you guys turn 13, your double chins will be touching your cankles.
 * At least the mascot doesn't look like a cowboy goat with high blood pressure.
 * Please Mrs. Mom. This cereal's so bleak that if it was a movie, it would be Danish.
 * I'm sorry, but the Smash-mallows are going in the trash, and that's that.
 * [Sniffs]
 * What?
 * Thank you, mom. Thank you for having the courage to sometimes say "no." One day, I'll look back at moments like this, and say: I had a good mother! [Sniffs]
 * [Affectionately] Boys.
 * I love you. [Cries, then leaves]
 * [Stops acting] Okay. What'd you get?
 * [Shows two pieces of Smash-mallows] Not much. You?
 * [Sighs, and shows a handful] Ohhh! [Spills more cereal from his sleeve on the floor]
 * [Laughs]
 * Okay. I don't think we're ever going to see Smash-mallows again. So we gotta make the most of these.
 * How?
 * We exercise as we eat.
 * [While eating] That way, the blood rushes to your head, and you get more of a sugar rush!
 * Are you feeling anything?
 * [Burpy voice] Mostly acid reflux.
 * If we eat then stand on our heads, the sugar will rush to our brains faster due to gravity.
 * [Milk spills out his mouth] It's not working.
 * Okay.
 * We ingest it through the eye. It's way closer to the brain, and the sugar rush will kick in faster.
 * What? Like rub it in?
 * Nah silly. Like this.
 * Getting anything?
 * No.
 * Yeah, me neither.
 * [High squeaky voice] Dude, this cereal is amazing!
 * Who invented it!?
 * [High squeaky voice] People!
 * People invent everything. Like at some point, a guy was sitting down, and he invented the mustache.
 * And then one day, some guy saw rotting milk on the floor, and he was like "hey, that smells like feet!"
 * "I should put it in my mouth!" Boom! Invented cheese!
 * What are we gonna invent?
 * I don't know. Does it matter if we achieve anything?
 * I guess not! Look at pigeons.
 * They don't get anything done.
 * Yeah! What's the point of their lives?
 * and : [Normal voice] What's the point of our lives?
 * [Spits water] I will find out!
 * [From the top of a streetlight] And I'll help you! [Slides down] As soon as I find away to get rid of these handcuffs, and this thing on my BUTT!
 * People invent everything. Like at some point, a guy was sitting down, and he invented the mustache.
 * And then one day, some guy saw rotting milk on the floor, and he was like "hey, that smells like feet!"
 * "I should put it in my mouth!" Boom! Invented cheese!
 * What are we gonna invent?
 * I don't know. Does it matter if we achieve anything?
 * I guess not! Look at pigeons.
 * They don't get anything done.
 * Yeah! What's the point of their lives?
 * and : [Normal voice] What's the point of our lives?
 * [Spits water] I will find out!
 * [From the top of a streetlight] And I'll help you! [Slides down] As soon as I find away to get rid of these handcuffs, and this thing on my BUTT!
 * and : [Normal voice] What's the point of our lives?
 * [Spits water] I will find out!
 * [From the top of a streetlight] And I'll help you! [Slides down] As soon as I find away to get rid of these handcuffs, and this thing on my BUTT!
 * [Spits water] I will find out!
 * [From the top of a streetlight] And I'll help you! [Slides down] As soon as I find away to get rid of these handcuffs, and this thing on my BUTT!

The Quest For Life's Meaning

 * Oh man. That's a big question. "What is the meaning of life?" [Echos, then imitates big explosion and smaller mini explosions]
 * Who could answer such a question?
 * Well, nobody here. We better ask around.
 * Guys! WAIT! I've got the answer! GUYS, I've got the answer! [Stops] Wait! [Runs back, reappears driving Janice] Wait for me! [Janice rolls over, and launches him to where the two boys passed seconds ago] I'VE GOT THE ANSWER! [Runs after them]
 * Larry, what do you think the meaning of life is?
 * Hmmm… work! It's important to be useful. Look at me! I got it all figured out. I get up, I shower, I come to work, I work all day, I go home, I go to sleep! I get up, I shower, I come to work, I work all day, I go home, I go to sleep! I get up, I shower, I come to work- [Stops, twitches] I get up, I shower [takes cash register money] I come to work, I work all day, I go home, I go to sleep! [Throws away hat and name tag]
 * [Comes out of manager's office]
 * I get up, I shower, I come to work, I work all day [Jumps over counter] I go home, I go to sleep! [Kisses Karen] I get up- [Continues]
 * Needlemeyer! What do you think you're-!?
 * [Grabs manager and kisses him, then throws him away]
 * I shower, I come to work, I work all day, I go home, I go to sleep. I get up, I shower- [Steals the Robinson's car]
 * Hey! I've got the-
 * I get up, I shower, I come to work, I work all day, I go home, I go to sleep. I get up, I shower, I come to work, I work all day, I go home, I go to sleep. [Walks into the water, then swims away]
 * Eh, seems to work for him. But I feel like there might be a little more to life than that.
 * Yes, there is! You see, I believe, the meaning of life is to be good to others because if you help someone, then one day, they might help someone else, and the world will be a better place.
 * Right. We trashed your stuff, now let's knock your block off!
 * Please. Allow me. [Hits himself on Bomb Boy's fist] Oh! [Coughs] [To Gumball and Darwin] Please, show a little charity... Help me!
 * Well, charity begins at home… which is where we're going right now.
 * Eh, seems to work for him. But I feel like there might be a little more to life than that.
 * Yes, there is! You see, I believe, the meaning of life is to be good to others because if you help someone, then one day, they might help someone else, and the world will be a better place.
 * Right. We trashed your stuff, now let's knock your block off!
 * Please. Allow me. [Hits himself on Bomb Boy's fist] Oh! [Coughs] [To Gumball and Darwin] Please, show a little charity... Help me!
 * Well, charity begins at home… which is where we're going right now.
 * Please. Allow me. [Hits himself on Bomb Boy's fist] Oh! [Coughs] [To Gumball and Darwin] Please, show a little charity... Help me!
 * Well, charity begins at home… which is where we're going right now.
 * Well, charity begins at home… which is where we're going right now.

Family knows best?

 * Mom, what do you think the meaning of life is?
 * [Removes sunglasses] Hm, now that's a tricky one. I guess it would be- [With demon voice, evil eyes and flaming background] Crush your enemies, see them quiver before you, and hear the lamentation of their women! [Normal voice] Or having a family! It's pretty much the same.
 * The meaning of life? Well, I've dedicated my life to the indulgence of the senses. A feeling of total satisfaction and pleasure is the highest form of existence.
 * That just sounds like stuffing your face.
 * Yeah, but philosophically.
 * You do look philosophical in your toga.
 * This is not a toga! It's a full body bib. [Walks away, revealing his almost bare back]
 * [Inhales] Not quite a full body, unfortunately.
 * Ugh... What?
 * What's the meaning of life?
 * To understand the meaning of life, you need to better yourself by learning as much as you can.
 * So you can answer any other question?
 * Absolutely.
 * Like "would you rather kiss a dog, or have a baby drool in you mouth?"
 * Or "would you rather have foot-hands, or hand-feet?"
 * Or "how long would a person survive just by eating their own hair?"
 * [Sighs and leaves]
 * What you doing?
 * In just three sentences, you proved that I don't want to know everything. If my quest for knowledge is pointless, [Hops on couch, beside Richard] then I might as well go for the second best option.
 * And what's that?
 * Blissful ignorance. [Starts eating]
 * In just three sentences, you proved that I don't want to know everything. If my quest for knowledge is pointless, [Hops on couch, beside Richard] then I might as well go for the second best option.
 * And what's that?
 * Blissful ignorance. [Starts eating]

Ask Mother Nature

 * Gumball, what are we doing here?
 * Who's better qualified to know the meaning of life than mother nature herself. Let's ask this little squirrel.
 * Ow! What did I say?
 * You just said he was nuttier than his own droppings. Let me try. [Makes "squirrel noises"]
 * The meaning of life has a single rule, I know it makes sense though it may seem cruel. The logic of the rule cannot be beaten, but the meaning of life is to eat or be -
 * [Eats squirrel] The truth our friend was trying to sweeten, but the meaning of life is to eat or be -
 * [Eats snake] Alas, poor snake! His life was fleeting. For the meaning of life is to eat or be -
 * [Eats bird] Allow me to finish what the bird was tweeting [Flies] the meaning of life is to eat or be -
 * [Eats creature] I'm sorry our song just keeps repeating, but the meaning of life is to eaaat, or be- [Stops, waiting to be eaten. But nothing happens] Well I guess that the biggest remains unhurt, which means I have some time-
 * For dessert!
 * Wait, kids! [Wheezing] I got the answer!
 * [Pants] I think we're safe now.
 * [Holds hand] Oh hi. So, since you've been there and done it, maybe you could help us out with the question: what's the meaning of life?
 * You have to live life to the fullest, dude. Look at me, I've done it all. I've jumped out of a plane, I've jumped out of a plane, I've jumped out of a-
 * Is that all you did?
 * Well, yeah. I was 18, so… yeah.
 * And how was it? You know, your life?
 * Aw man. It was really good for 70 seconds, and then really, really, really, really, really bad for a couple of seconds.
 * How is that living life to the fullest?
 * Think about it: would you rather live life to the fullest for 70 seconds? Or live a boring life for 70 years?
 * and : 70 years.
 * Straight up.
 * No no no no no no! Don't go, it's boring here! Come back! [Parachute deploys] Darn. Aw, now you work.
 * What are you doing?
 * Skipping stones. It's what people do when they're down.
 * Uh yeah, not but usually indoors.
 * What are you two doing?
 * [Sigh] We're bummed out because we can't find the true meaning of life.
 * The meaning of life is to find yourself.
 * Have you found yourself?
 * Not yet. But I'm in here. [Pushes finger inside herself deeply] Somewhere.
 * Then how are we supposed to find ourselves?
 * To find yourself, you will need to walk through the hottest dessert, cross the most dangerous seas, climb the highest mountain. Then once at the top, you will know.
 * (imaginary): That's it! I know what I am!
 * I'm lazy! I don't have to climb a mountain to figure that out. [Walks away with Darwin]
 * What? Wait, you mean none of this was real?
 * Why isn't anyone able to answer our question!? Tell me universe, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
 * Hey guys, quick! I think someone's in need of a cosmic answer.
 * Let's explain the meaning of his pitiful existence to him in the form of a feel good song!
 * A-one.
 * Two.
 * Three
 * Huh? What's that all about?
 * Don't know, but the joke's on them. By the time they finish their smug little song, the sun will have collapsed under its own mass and exploded, so- [Blows raspberry]
 * …life just does not count!
 * Hey, you know that kid 4.75 billion years ago?
 * Yeah.
 * He was right.
 * Why isn't anyone able to answer our question!? Tell me universe, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
 * Hey guys, quick! I think someone's in need of a cosmic answer.
 * Let's explain the meaning of his pitiful existence to him in the form of a feel good song!
 * A-one.
 * Two.
 * Three
 * Huh? What's that all about?
 * Don't know, but the joke's on them. By the time they finish their smug little song, the sun will have collapsed under its own mass and exploded, so- [Blows raspberry]
 * …life just does not count!
 * Hey, you know that kid 4.75 billion years ago?
 * Yeah.
 * He was right.
 * …life just does not count!
 * Hey, you know that kid 4.75 billion years ago?
 * Yeah.
 * He was right.

An Unlikely Source of Wisdom

 * Pigeon mayo! [Throws mayonnaise to pigeons] Pigeon mayo! [Throws mayonnaise to pigeons] [Laughs]
 * [Grunts] What a waste of a day.
 * Oh, we'll never find the meaning of life.
 * Ah! Pigeon mayo! [Throws mayonnaise to pigeons and laughs]
 * Well, at least someone's got it all figured out.
 * Well, yes. You see, life's not about the destination, it's about the journey and making friends along the way.
 * The search for meaning is, in fact, the very thing that gives our life meaning, so, really, the only question that is truly worth asking is-
 * I've got the answer! I've got the answer! [Runs to them, then slips on mayonnaise]
 * So, really, the only true meaning of life is finding your own way to enjoy it.
 * Like laughing at that? [Pointing to Mr. Small]
 * Or doing this. [Throws mayonnaise to pigeons] Pigeon mayo! Pigeon mayo!
 * Like laughing at that? [Pointing to Mr. Small]
 * Or doing this. [Throws mayonnaise to pigeons] Pigeon mayo! Pigeon mayo!