Flounder's New Car

[Jazzy Instrumental version of "Under the Sea" plays]

Flounder: Okay, come on.

Ariel: Flounder...

Flounder: Come on. Follow the sultry sound of my voice. [groans quietly] No peeking!

Ariel: Flounder...

Flounder: And open 'em! [shows Ariel his new car] Ta-da, what do you think?

Ariel: What was wrong with your old car?

Flounder: Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta.... Three little words, Ariel: Four-Wheel drive. Come on, get in, get in, get in! ♪ Bah, bah, bah, da-da... ♪ [Referring to the seat] It's adjustable.

[Ariel presses a button and her seat goes really low. She raises the seat, and then makes it move all around. Flounder starts to look annoyed]

Flounder: WILL YOU CUT IT OUT?!

[quick whirr]

[engine revving]

Flounder: [After turning on the car] It's like we've released a panther.

[bell dinging]

Flounder: What? What, what? Oh! [chuckles]

[Flounder's seat belt was clanking]

[Ariel fastens her seat belt]

Flounder: [frantic grunting] Whoa!

Ariel: Hmm...

Flounder: Don't just sit there! Push the button!

Ariel: Hmm. B-b-b... Ah. [To Flounder, who is trying to close the hood] I'll get it! [Slams hood on Flounder's fin. Flounder screams. Ariel presses a button, and the hood flies open. Flounder falls in and gets trapped. The car phone rings. Ariel answers] Hello?Mike:Flounder: [On phone] PUSH THE BUTTON! [yells] [rapid panting] [relieved sigh]

[bell dinging]

Flounder: [snarling] [grunting] Oh. Don't... touch anything. I'll do it.

[Disney song playing on radio]

[air gusting]

[alarm blaring]

[mambo continues]

[alarm blaring]

[all sounds stop]

[both sigh in relief]

Ariel: [Ariel tries to readjust the rearview mirror after she bashed it with her head, but accidentally breaks it off] Oops.

Flounder: [dangerously calm] Get out of the car, please. [snaps] Get out, out, out, out, OUT! Get out of my car!

[engine revving]

[tires screeching]

[loud crash]

[whistles]

[metallic clattering]

Ariel: Hmm, that's weird. The airbag didn't go off.

[explosion]

Flounder: [Yells, as the screen irises out and stops on him] I miss my old car. [over the closing credits] You know, the vroom-vroom and the clang-clang and the... bang-bang. [sighs]

Ariel: You, uh, want to go on an adventure?

Flounder: [exhausted] Yes.