The Secret Life of Pets 2

Stop-ah! Stop-ah! Illumination! Yeah, I'm out that Brooklyn, now I'm down in Tribeca Right next to De Niro But I'll be hood forever - I'm the new Sinatra -BOY: Yeah! And since I made it here I can make it anywhere Yeah, they love me everywhere - In New York - Yes, hey Concrete jungle where dreams are made of There's nothin' you can't do, okay Now you're in New York... Ah, kids. -Everybody loves them, right? -You probably love kids. -Hey! -I got to admit... -...I don't. That's me, by the way. I'm Max. I'm the little dog right there, grateful I'm not being piled on by a horde of children. Wait for me! Ugh. Can you believe that? Having a kid looks like fun. Nah, man, it ain't fun. I'm telling you, once the humans bring a kid home, your life ain't the same. Seen it a billion times. It changes you. I'm from the Empire State, that's... Now, I thought I never had to worry about any of that, but then one day... Ow! -...my owner Katie met Chuck. -Hey. Are you okay? Oh. Uh, yeah. A little while later, they're married. -Hi, guys. -Which-- it-it's great. Chuck is really-- he's a good guy. - But then... -Aw. -...something happened. Katie and Chuck had a kid of their own. His name's Liam. At first, he slept all the time. Dreaming about, you know, whatever it is that babies dream about. Who's a cute little baby? He had his place... You little cutie pie. ...and I had mine. Things seemed like they were gonna be fine. Wha...? Until he started talking. And eventually, he started crawling. -Sort of. And suddenly, my own home wasn't safe anymore. Th-There was a tiny monster taking it over. Now, I did my best to keep a safe distance. But then, one day, Liam did something I never expected. Max. I love you, Max. And from then on... ...everything was different. Ah... Duke and I, we became like role models to him. Like, what can I say? The-the kid's a fan. My love blossomed tenderly My life grew sweeter through the years I know that my baby loves me... We try to be a good influence. Whoa! And we help him out whenever we can. Our love just won't end... This kid gets us. Bubbles! Yeah, we have fun. Bubbles! And by the way, I'm still not a kid person. I'm talking about this kid. This is my kid. He's perfect. And I'm never gonna let anything bad happen to him. But I got to say, keeping Liam safe is a full-time job. Ah. No, no, no, no. Uh... Wha...? Ooh. Aah! All right. Uh, hey. Uh, hello. Everything's cool. Uh, we don't... we don't want any trouble. Liam? You okay there, buddy? Was the world always this dangerous? Good doggy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No. Morning, Snowball. Who's the best bunny in the whole wide world? Take that, evildoer. Off into the sun with you. Yeah! Ears up. I'm calling this meeting of the Superhero Animal Friends to order. Commander Horsey, please read the minutes from our last meeting. Thank you. Now, remember, everyone, crime is out there. We have to be ready. Come on, Molly, time to go. Ooh, I'm gonna be late for school. Captain Snowball, you're in charge while I'm gone. Mwah. First of all, I want to welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine, who was put in there with a red blanket and henceforth will be known as... Pink Thunder. Okay, I'm-a go check the perimeter. Good morning, New York City! Snowball. Hey, Snowball, what are you doing? What's it look like I'm doing? I'm looking for crime, Tiny Dog. I'm doing superhero stuff. Thwip, thwip, thwip, thwip, thwip. Let me tell you something. Anybody comes in here looking for trouble, oh, they gonna meet my partners. I'm talking about Paw and Order. Uh-huh. Okay, well, you do know that your owner is just playing superhero, right? You're just wearing some superhero pajamas. Ha! Tiny Dog, you so naive. Point me in the direction of any animal who needs my help, and stand back. Death blow! Okay, okay, uh, I got it. So, uh, did your kid leave for school yet? Yeah, yeah, no, she's got a quiz today. Advanced spelling. She'll ace it, though. You know, she writes her answers down in ink. That's how confident she is. That sounds really smart. But you know what? Liam is smart, too. In fact, I heard Katie say that Liam's head circumference is in the 80th percentile. Oh, that's cool. That's a lot of head. Hey, quick question: Is he still peeing everywhere? Can't control his bladder? Yeah, he-he's... he's peeing. But-but every pet knows, if you pee on it, you own it. And Liam, he's just thinking ahead. Yeah, well, you still better train him before preschool starts. You don't want Liam to get a reputation as one of those pee-pee kids. Yeah, totally, like-- Wait, preschool? Yeah. He's around that age. The baby bird is leaving the nest, TD. No, no. Baby bird is staying put. He doesn't need preschool. He'll, you know... stay home with-with me, where it's safe. Hey, Max. It's, uh, no big deal-- no need to overreact-- but, uh, Liam just left. -Wait, what? Where'd he go? -I don't know. They never tell the dog specifics. Okay, okay, okay. This is Homebase to all units. The package has left the building. Does anyone have eyes on him? I don't see him. Over. Well, he's not in this bag of chips. Over. Okay. Keep-- Wait a minute. Why would he be in a bag of chips? Homebase, this is Eagle Eye. Don't you worry. I had eyes on the package as soon as he left the building. Over. Subject is safe and sound, enjoying what looks to be a cookie shaped like a moose. Here you go. Num-num. No, wait. It's a reindeer. Okay. Thanks, Norman. Scratching again there, buddy. I just-- I really don't like it when they take him out without me. Hey, Duke. Ooh. What's this? Oh, I know this! It's a ball. Go get it. Hey, Maxie. What say we go for a walk? You know, I got to say, this is nice. - Good to stretch the... legs. - No! -I don't want to go to the vet! -Hmm. Uh... The vet? No! No, no, no, no, no! Oh, not cool. You tricked me. Maxie, come on, boy. You've been so stressed lately, but this vet is gonna help you. Let's go, buddy. All right. Aw. -First time here? -Uh, yeah. Oh, Dr. Francis is the best veterinarian in the business. You're gonna love him. He specializes in behavioral disorders. -B-Behavioral disorders? -Yeah. But I don't have a behavioral disorder. I-I-I mean... I-I mean, I worry a little, sure, but it-it's a... it's a dangerous world. You-you'd be crazy not to... to worry. Yeah, I'm fine, too. It's my human that's nuts. I mean, you know, I-I bring her a dead bird, she throws it out. I bring her a dead mouse, right in the garbage! Is nothing I do good enough for you, Mother?! Okay. I run, and I run, and I run, and I run, and I get out, and I've gone nowhere. Nowhere! Uh... My owner always says, "You're such a good dog," and I feel like a good dog, but what if, deep down, I'm a bad dog? What if I'm a bad dog?! We start fires. Max? Come on. I know, buddy. It's just until we can get this scratching thing under control, okay? Busy Bee! Max! Max! Max. Max. You're never gonna believe it. Oh, hey, I like your cone. Listen, I heard Chuck tell Liam that we're going on a trip. Really? We're going in the car? We're going in the car! Car, car, car, car, car, car! Man, you know, life is funny. One minute, you're getting fitted for a cone, and the next, you get to go in a car! Oh, I feel like that's very specific to you, but totally. - Yeah. - This is incredible! I'll be right back. Chloe? Chloe, I'm going on a trip, and I-- Oh. I was wondering if you'd... Will you watch my Busy Bee while I'm gone...? Oh, hey, Max. Were you saying something? Yeah. I was wondering if you could... Oh... Okay. Never mind. What's that stupid thing on your head? Gidget? Gidget, are you home? Gidget? Mm. Oh, hi, Max. Do you want to join me? Oh, you know what, I really wish I could, but get this-- I'm going on a trip. Wow. Really? Yeah, it's a big deal. I was wondering, could you watch my Busy Bee while I'm gone? He is so cute. I know. It's my favorite toy in the whole world. And that little face. His little face. Oh, and-and ready? Oh, wow. I love him. Oh, I just... I just love him immediately. It's-it's like we're his parents. It's like you're the dad and I'm the mom and we're in a relationship and this is our baby. Well... It's exactly like that. Exactly. It's not... Okay, yes. Yes, that's exactly what it is. Uh, so you'll watch Busy Bee while I'm gone? Max, you go, have a great time, and I want you to know I have got this. Thanks, Gidget. See you later. I will defend Busy Bee with my life. Well, I'm on my way I don't know where I'm going I'm on my way... - Come on, Duke! Go! - Okay. Yes, yes, yes. How we doing, Liam? -Whoo-hoo! -"Whoo-hoo" is right. Seein' me and Julio down by the schoolyard Okay. Seein' me and Julio down by the schoolyard... -Yes! -Here we go! -Oh, wow! -Whoo-hoo! Hey, man. -I'm in a car! -Us, too! I love the car! - It's the best! - Yes! Well, I'm on my way I don't know where I'm going I'm on my way And I'm taking my time, but I don't know where - Whee! - So good-bye to Rosie The queen of Corona Seein' me and Julio down by the schoolyard -Okay, come on, guys. -All right. -Let's be quick. -Here we go. Seein' me and Julio down by the schoolyard. No. No, no, no. -This way, buddy. Come on. -No! Mm... Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No...! Gidget, what have you done? Huh? La Pasin de la Pasin. Why? Why?! Aha. Okay. Hmm? Oh, dear, sweet Busy Bee. You know, I'm-a be the first bunny with washboard glutes. I'm not even sure what glutes are, but... mine are gonna be shredded. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's, uh... that's fascinating. Let me tell you something. Criminals are gonna take one good look at my glutes... and they just gonna give up. Okay, this is obviously glued to the floor. Excuse me, rabbit, cat. Do any of you know Captain Snowball? Yeah, uh, ye-yes. -Yes, we do. -And here we go. Oh, good. My name is Daisy, and I really got to talk to him. A poor, defenseless animal needs saving. Wha...? Are you saying...? Yes. I need Captain Snowball for a... top secret rescue. All right, well, I got to go. But nice meeting you, uh... What was it again? Okay, you don't listen. -It's Daisy. -Whatever. Okay, I... I got to get the dude to get the stuff to do the things. I got to... Bye-bye. Mm-hmm. That was weird. Oh, sister, it's gonna get way weirder. It's Snow time, baby. Help! Anybody hungry? Ha! Oh, Snowball. Uh, is he okay? Not in any way. No. Hello, citizens. Who is that? Mm-mm-mm. I'm Captain Snowball. I hear one of you needs my help. Ooh, that's me. Ah, very good. New dog, tell me your story. Okay. Well, it all began when I was on my way back from vacation. Our humans were safely stowed in the overhead compartment, and we were going through our owners' stuff. Humans always blame the airline. What do you got? I'll trade you two socks for a pair of workout shorts. Are they clean or dirty? They ain't clean. Nope. They nasty. And then I heard a noise. Now, I don't speak wild animal... - ...but from what I gathered, he was a scared, adorable tiger cub named Hu. This poor baby kitty was being held against his will. Whoa. -That is unbelievable. -I know, right? No, I mean I literally don't believe a word of it. No offense. Or do take offense. I'm good either way. Um, pardon me. Offense is very much taken. That story happened, and it gets worse. After the plane landed, I saw Hu again. --Use your no-good clown muscles and push! He was being brought to his new owner. -And this guy... -Time is rubles! Y'all, this guy was pure, concentrated circus evil. That tiger needs Captain Snowball. -Daisy, let's go. -Yeah! Let's free that tiger. -Or die trying. -Well, I mean... -I mean, we might. -Um... -Probably you. -Huh? You're wearing a bright suit. Everyone's gonna notice you. I'll be fine. Hey, guys, we're here. Yay. Hey there. There's Uncle Shep. Welcome to the farm. Where's my little man? Oh, wow! Look at this place. Yeah, it's... Oh, so many smells I have never smelled before. My nose is so confused. And happy! Come on, Max. Let's go explore. Oh! -Yeah! -Uh, wait up. Oh! Hey, cow. Moo. You're a cow. You're supposed to moo. Woof, woof. What? Oh, I'm a dog. I'm wagging my tail like an idiot. Oh, okay. Dude, not cool. Oh, are you gonna throw a ball? Oh, please throw a ball. And I will chase it because my brain is the size of a rat turd. Okay. Yeah, I get it. You made your point. -Yeah, yeah. -Oh, look. I'm peeing on a tree. -I now own this tree. -Okay. Yeah, great. -Leaving now. All right. -I guess I'll just stare at the door until you come back! Oh, I miss New York. Maybe a break from the city is just what you need. This place is... Wha...? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Duke, what did I do? What did I do? Huh? Whoa. Dinner's on! Chloe? I need your help. Chloe. Oh. Uh... oh. Uh, Chloe? -Chloe, are you okay? -Shh. Sorry. Uh, I'm-I'm just... I'm... Real quick-- why is there a lampshade on your head? Listen, Gidget, baby, I got to be honest with you. My owner might have given me a little bit of catnip. Oh, okay. Gotcha. That's great. Um, listen. It is great, Gidget. Everything is great... All right. - Do you hear that? - Hear what? It's like... it's like a tiny... like a tiny motor. It's like a humming sound. I'm not... don't know what you're ta... Oh. Chloe, you're purring. That's you. What? That's me? Like, as in the sound is coming from inside of me? -Yep. -Oh. I wonder what other sounds I could make. It-it's just, Max trusted me to look after his Busy Bee, and then... Chloe, would you listen? Wow. Please stop. Are you finished? This is important. I lost Busy Bee. I got to get it back, but to do that... Chloe... I need you to teach me the way of the cat. Here we go. I'm gonna get you. Max, come on. Try to catch a firefly. I'm just... That sounds great, but I-I think Liam wants me near him. You-you know, he's a little freaked out being in this weird place. I think he'll be okay. And this one is a jumper. O-Okay. Just one. Yes, I... Oh. Oh. Hello. Dog's got two things in this life: his water bowl and his dignity. You take one, you take the other. I, uh... I-I didn't know this was your bowl. What? The cone blocking your view? It's got my name on the side. We are so sorry, Mr. Chicken. Name's not Chicken. Do I look like a chicken to you? -No. No, sir. -No, not-not even a little. - Name's Rooster. - Oh. Okay. I-I'm Max, and this is... Hey, what's that kid doing in the cage? There something wrong with him? He got the fever? Uh, that's-that's Liam. He-he likes to run. So let him run. Well, Liam's super fast. We-we-we blink, and he's up a tree. So then your kid's up a tree. What's the problem? Well, he could fall. -He might. -And then he hurts himself. Oh, so he got really high up in this hypothetical tree? Kid gets hurt, he learns not to do it again. You know how many electric cords I've chewed? Like, multiple cords? One. It shocked me. I walked backwards for a week, but I never chewed a cord again. Well, that is great for you. And-and it explains a lot, but I like to protect Liam from... everything. Well, that's you, and you're wrong. Can you believe that guy? Yeah, he was cool! No, he wasn't. I know. He wasn't cool at all. No, I'll do the dishes. Come on. Let's get this guy inside. Thanks. Whoa. Hold up there. Dogs sleep outside. -Uh, pardon? -Huh? Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, wait, wait. L-L-Let's talk about this like rational... All right, we're here. In record time, too, thanks to the Bunnymobile. Oh, yeah! Stealth mode. Let's go! You are jumpy. I meant... That's cool. Or... Look at that thing I'm not scared of right there. Or... There's a candy wrapper on the ground. See? It's just a thing I do. Come on, you stupid tiger! There he is. Let's go. We don't have entire night. Let's go! You're wasting Sergei's time. We got to do something. -Okay, all right, all right. -Whoa, whoa. Wait. Come on. We try again tomorrow. If tiger does not do trick... tiger will become rug. Do not let tiger out of your sight. It's okay, Hu. It's me, Daisy, from the plane. Hey. Step away from the tiger. Mind your business, wolf. Oh! Huh? Ha-ha! Whoa! No! Oh, gonna die, gonna die, gonna die! Whoa! Huh? I got the keys. Let's go. What? I said, "I got the keys." Come on, let's go. Uh, all right. Yeah, of course. Heck yeah! Boom. You know what I learned today? -Hmm? -Wolves are jerks. Duke. Psst. Duke. I think we should check on Liam. -Duke. -I finally caught you, tail. Huh? What's that? Okay. Okay. What? Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, please, you don't want to eat me. I'm skin and bones. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... Uh... Thanks. He, uh... he got the jump on me. I guess he... I couldn't see him because of the cone. -Then get rid of the cone. -Oh, man, I would. I would, but my therapist says I need it. Oh. Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense. Yeah, it's a medical device. These doctors. There. You're cured. Hallelujah. Not a fan. I am not a fan of the farm. Okay, tail. Ears. -And voil. -Whoa. Gidget, you look so much like a cat, it's crazy. Yeah. Who knew? -So easy. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. It's gonna take more than fake ears and a sock, okay? You got to learn how to act like a cat. -Okay. -Okay, Gidge, I'm gonna throw some situations at you, and you're just gonna, you know... -you're gonna react like a cat. -Gotcha. Fetch. -Yes! -I'm gonna get it! Gidget, stay. -But... -No. Cats don't care about fetching. Fetching is for dopes. Yes! You're above that, because you are a cat. Mm. You see, dogs land like the clumsy oafs they are. Meanwhile, cats land on their feet. - Really? - How do they... Yes! I did it! I landed on my feet. - Yes! - Nice work. Seriously, guys, I think I broke something. You gotta. It's a fact of life. Absolutely not. Never gonna happen. Guys, I found treats! Oh, Mel. Ugh. Okay, Gidget, eat Sweetpea. What? Cats eat birds. It's nature. -Yeah, I'm gonna pass. -No, no, no, no. You used your one pass on the litter box, so you have to do this. - But... - B-B-B-But... Do it. You're seriously gonna make her eat Sweetpea? Oh, no, no, no. Of course not. I'm just freaking her out. Okay. What's next? Gidget, no. That's... Bad dog. Bad cat-dog. Sorry. Up. And tail in the face. Okay, touch the butt to the cup. Walk on keyboard. There you go. Coffee on computer. And down. Nice. Yes, you got it. Gidget, you're as close to a cat as a dog can get. Cool. Now turn me into a chinchilla. Can you do that? Oh, yeah. First mission in the bag. It was easy. Too easy? Maybe. Maybe it was. Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage... Hey, big fella. What'd I do? Oh, I just rescued a tiger. No, I'm not even trying to brag. I'm just telling you what happened. See, that's the thing about being awesome. When you awesome and you just tell the truth, it sounds like you bragging. Let me know when you finish tooting your horn, 'cause we got to find a safe place for Hu. Uh, what? What are you talking about? Oh, yeah. Oh, that guy. Yeah. Uh... yeah. Oh! I got it. I know a guy whose owner is never home. Yeah, we can just take him there. Sounds like a plan. Superbunny powers, activate. Wait out here, buddy. We'll be right back, okay? I'm a puppy cute and sweet Beg real nice and get a treat. Hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip. - Hey, Pops. - Who-who's that? Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny! Oh, uh... I am a hero. I need you to respect that. All right, all right. Ten-hut! Puppy school is in session. Puppy school? Now the daily pledge. - I promise... - I promise... -...to listen to Pops... -...to listen to Pops... ...and learn how to be adorable, wide-eyed and loving... ...and learn how to be adorable, wide-eyed and loving... ...to get what I want, when I want it. ...to get what I want, when I want it. Okay, now, Pop's quiz. Myron has hidden socks all over the room. Now, what do we do with human socks? Ooh, me, me. Go ahead, Princess. We hide them, Mr. Pops. Correct-a-rooney. And why do we hide them? Not knowing where one sock is messes with the humans' minds. Heck yes, it does. Always keep 'em guessing. Now, go find those socks. What? Okay, all right. Okay. Hey, Pops. What...? Okay, that's enough. Hey. What's going on? Yeah. My owner got a new puppy. My name's Tiny. Nobody cares! I was teaching Tiny how not to be anyone's sucker. Word got out, suddenly every puppy in the tristate area is scratching at my door. Yeah. Oh. Professor Pops? Yes, Pickles? I got to make a poop. Oh. You know where to do that. Find a shoe. This is so sweet. Yeah, they're good... Holy cheese and crackers! What is that? Myron, horn! No, no, no. No, no, look, look. It's okay. This beautiful creature is Hu. And the good news... is he's staying with you. Get that tiger out of here before he does any more damage. But we don't have anywhere else to take him. - Well, he ain't staying here. - Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! No, what are you... Don't get attached. That thing is out. Aw. Oh, Pickles. Did you poop in a shoe? I pooped in a boot. Your owner won't find it for weeks. Are you crying? What? No. You're crying! But I'm just so proud of Pickles. Mr. Pops, please, can the tiger stay with us? Please? Please. Myron, look away. Oh, flap-doodle. Okay, fine. One night. I taught you guys too well. I give wolves one job. Guard white tiger. And you wolves, you blow it. Maybe I should make juggling monkey head of security. What say you, Little Sergei? Yes, you are so smart. And then there's this one. You're the worst wolf ever. I swear, I... What this? This from thief of tiger. Yes, smell. You bring that tiger back. And if you don't, that one... ...will be a new coat for Little Sergei. Oh, this is good. You should really try this. Mm! Mmm. - So nice. - So fresh. Max. Book, book, book. We're turning it again. Um, I'm sorry, Liam. We can't read. Well, wait a sec. There's no reason we can't figure this one out together, right? This first page, there's a little girl in a red hood, skipping through the forest with... with some food. Look at that-- she's got food. Om, nom, nom. And look at that-- she brought the food over to... Hmm. Say, who is that? Oh! Looks like her grandma. Oh, I'll bet you're right. Oh, that is sweet. She... So, Grandma had a pet wolf. They had a great visit. The little girl went home. No one got eaten. The end. No, no, no, no. That's not how the story goes. We got this, thanks. That wolf was gonna eat the little girl. Nope! Thank you, Rooster. He already ate Grandma. And then he assumed the old lady's identity. No. Wha...? Hey. Don't freak out my kid. Take that, Mr. Wolfy. Kid seems fine to me. You're the one who's scared of everything. I am not. I'm-I'm... Tell him, Duke. Yeah, yeah. Max isn't scared of everything. I-I... I can think of, um... Uh, yeah. Yeah, well, there's a few... -there's a few things. -Okay, thanks. You bet. Okay, this is it. -You good to go? -Roger that. That's a good kitty. Maria, your face, it wears a thousand sorrows. Busy Bee. Oh, boy. Okay, come on, Gidget. Huh? Norman, now! You got it, sister. Huh? Busy Bee! Whoa. Okay. Uh, time for plan B. Engaging plan B. She caught the red dot. Huzzah! She is the Chosen One. All hail the queen. Hail the queen! All hail Queen Gidget. Hyah! Get in! Faster! Max, did you see that? -Uh, yeah. -So cool. Oh, it's not that big a deal. Move. Hyah! Move it! Oh, man. Hey, look. That big guy got out. We better get Rooster. No. No, no, no need for that. I can handle it. Hey, mister. Ba-Back inside. -Come on. -Yep. You're doing great. Go underneath him. Let's go. I think he moved a little. Don't you... don't you ignore me. Ah, come on. Yep, uh-huh. Now go and do the front. No, no, back. Now go to the side. Uh, Max, Rooster nips at the cows to get 'em to move. Really? That sounds drastic, but... okay, pig, you asked for this. Oh. -Hey, Max. You okay? -Yeah. What's going on? Don't worry, I'm-I'm fine. You let all the sheep out. -I did? -Hey! Get back in there! Come on. Wait a minute. Where's Cotton? Oh, he went into the woods. -You. -Uh... Come with me. Wh-Where are we going? We're gonna go get Cotton back. Oh. Great. -Come on, Duke. -Oh. -Duke, sit. -Yep. This is just you and me. Oh, boy. Come on. Super. Good-bye! Cotton, where are you? Come on. Hurry up! Uh... Okay. Just jump. Ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow! Scent's getting stronger. Cotton's close. Oh, boy. I can do this. I got it, I got it. Rooster, you-you know what? Just... just go on without me. -Oh, you're not giving up. -Yeah, but... Follow me. - Cotton, what are you doing down there? - There's apples in this tree. All right, just don't panic. Oh, man. Max is coming down to save you. Wait, what? That tree can't support my weight. You get down there. I-I-I can't do that. Sure, you can. Think of this as a... as a... as a game of fetch. Now, go fetch the sheep. No. No, no, no, no, no. It-it's too high, and-and I'm-I'm... I'm too afraid. Max, here's a trick. The first step of not being afraid is acting like you're not afraid. So, are you scared? No. Are you scared? No! No, I'm not. Now you're talking. Go get Cotton. Hurry. Okay, okay. Hey. Okay. Whoa! Listen, uh, Cotton, walk toward me, okay? Okay, sure. But my leg is stuck. His leg is stuck. Well, unstuck it. Uh... - Hold on. - Whee! Okay, Cotton, listen, we got to... Hurry up! Ooh! Ow! Whoa! Come on. Okay. We're... we're alive. Yep. Yeah, we... Oh, no! Oof. Yeah, we are. Mm. Max? Max. Get back in your pen, Cotton. -Okay. -No. Other way, Cotton. Okay. So, how did it go? What-what happened? You-you know, it was... it was pretty intense. Tell him, Rooster. You know, some stuff happened. Now it's over. Wow! He can really tell a story. Right? We are getting closer. So there I was, surrounded by nasty wolves. You asking, was I scared? No one asked anything. You just walked up to us and started talking. I was scared. But I saved that tiger anyway. Am I a hero? That's not for me to say. Boo-Boo. - Boo-Boo, are you listening? - I am. Stop digging for a second, Boo-Boo, and maybe you'll learn something. As I was saying... Wo-Wo... W-W-Wolf. Duh. That's what I've been talking about-- wolves. There. Where is the tiger? Oh. There he is! Huh? What? Hey! So long, suckers! Ha! Take that! Now, this is training. Okay? Keeping my reflexes sharp. Ha! Flawless victory. Oh! You were just beaten by a rabbit. You don't even know it. Ooh, my pizza rolls. What's that? Oh. Oh, hello, Snowball. Hey, Pops. What's, uh... what's-what's going on? Oh, you know, just returning your giant tiger. Oh, uh, fun fact: He trashed my apartment! This thing ate a flat-screen like it was a pita chip. For shame! Oh, now you've done it. Pickles is pissed. Uh... are you sure that's my tiger? 'Cause I don't... I don't know if that's... Let's go, class. Ah, come on, old man, don't do this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Please. Hey. How you been? I'm-a go get back to my pizza rolls, and I'll come back and check on you in a bit, okay? Problem solved. Snowball? Puffy Dog? What are you doing in Max's apartment? Nothing. Why are you hanging out with every cat in the universe? Oh, you know, just because. Mm, okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, hey, Rooster. Hey, kid. Good job today. Yeah? Well, I-I got to admit, I feel pretty good. I'm not so nervous around the farm or you or... the turkey who won't stop following me! Yeah, I see you, you weirdo. Anyway, I heard Katie say we're leaving tomorrow, and... Oh. Uh... You want me to, uh... you want me to go? No. Just what we do out here. You want to join me? Uh, yeah. Okay. Cool. You ready to try? Come on, kid. Deeper. Deep from your gut. Right. O-Okay, got it. There you go. Wow. Whee! Yay! All right, come on, guys. All right. -Huh? What do you think? -Max, so cool. Hey, where-where'd Max go? And who let this super cool cowboy in the car? Whoo-hoo! Bye, Uncle Shep. Good-bye, now. So long. Bye, Rooster! And thank you! B-Bye. Mind your business, turkey. I'm-I'm... I'm having a moment. Okay, moment's over. Mwah. There we go, buddy. Good to be home. So good. Shush. -Shh! -You shh. Shush! Huh? Snowball? Oh, hey, what, uh... Hey, Tiny Dog. What are you doing with a tiger in my apartment? Well, what are you doing home from your trip so soon, hmm? I mean, as long as we pointing fingers. Hey, hey, hey. We don't have time for this. We are trying to hide Hu before the circus wolves get here. Circus wolves? You do know I have a life when you're not around, right, TD? - Yeah, okay, but... - Captain Snowball. -They're here. -What? Wolves. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, they gonna kill us, Hu. Oh, this is bad. Well, at least we die together. Keep it together, boy. Okay. Okay. We need a plan. Daisy? Let's hide Hu on the roof. Tiny Dog, where are you going? Yeah, I'm-I'm not sure, but I guess I'm gonna... gonna try and find my inner Rooster. What? Okay. Okay. Okay. Puny little coward. Hurry up, Hu. All right, let's hide him in the... Oh. Oh, it's just this weird little guy. Why don't you just go back to wherever you belong, Bonzo, because I don't want to... Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow! Run, Hu. Oh, pretty little dog, I like you. You will join my circus as a cannonball. Mongrel doesn't learn. Stupid tiger! Pathetic. Let's go! We have a train to catch. Ow! Daisy! Hu! What... They are in a truck. What are we gonna do, TD? Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Attention. This is Captain Snowball. Me and Tiny Dog need backup. We read you loud and clear. Over. We are headed to the circus. This is urgent. Over. Copy that. - Busy Bee, Mommy's got to go save Daddy. - Again. Cats, let's do this! Rumor spreadin' round In that Texas town About that shack outside La Grange Are my babies hungry? And you know what I'm talkin' about Oh, dear. Have mercy A-how, how, how, how A-heh, a-how, how, how. Whoa! Buckle up, everyone. Hang on, Max. We're coming. Floor it! Hurry up, you clowns! Let's go, let's go! Sergei have new toy. Training is going to be a lot more fun. All right, let's get this show on the tracks. Snowball! Come on, jump! Guys, what's your location? They're on a train headed northbound. -Over. -Roger that, Norman. We're on it. Go right here. You hang back, TD. Captain Snowball is on the ca... Snowball! I'm fine. Yeah, can, uh... can you, uh, find a way to get back up here, or is there...? What the...? Tiny Dog. What was that? Hello? Daisy! Snowball! Oh, thank goodness. Get me out of here. I'm stuck. Okay, okay, look... Huh? Body blow. This ends now, monkey. You still there, monkey? Huh? Oh, no! He's here! He's here! And on fire! Hey! Get me out of here! Snowball, the fuse! I got it. I got it. Whoa! Say good-bye, monkey! Uh-oh. Huh? Oh! Huh? All right, doggy. Bring it. Tiny Dog! Get away! Get off me! Go away! My God! Come on. Stop! You are going nowhere. I've had enough. This ends here and now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... Hi, Max. Gidget. Uh, that was a bad guy, right? Yes. Hey. Whoa. Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Whoo-hoo! -Yeah! -We did it! -Whoo! - Awesome! -Yay! - This is so good! I can feel the sun shining I can see the stars aligning... Okay, so things got back to normal. I can feel my heart beating... I mean, mostly. You know what they say: When life closes a door, it opens a cat lady's window. That's a good kitty. Ooh! Because everything changes. Good morning, Snowball. Nothing stays the same for long. Mm... The minute you're used to something, the minute you think, "Oh, this is how life is," -life finds a way of surprising you. -Aw. Hey, man, what is going on? What? This is... awesome! Wow! Come on, buddy. - This is gonna be fun. - Whoo-hoo! You never know what life is gonna throw at you. And you have two choices: run from it... Boo! ...or run at it. - The sun keep blinding me - Whoo I don't know what you've been told... It's a big day. And from this point on, nothing is gonna be the same. Wow. - Just keep that smile upon your face -Hi. But I'm gonna be brave. 'Cause everything's gonna be okay... And I'm gonna help Liam be brave. Because he's my kid, and I want him to see the world. The big, scary, incredible world. Okay, there's your cubby. Right over there. Are you okay? Yeah. I'm good. It's gonna be a lovely day... L-L-L-L-Lovely... Wait. My doggies. Always. Bye-bye, Mama and Dada. Just keep that smile upon your face 'Cause everything's gonna be okay Just sing along with it Oh, I know somebody love me Someone be trying to hug me Road is getting bumpy Hey, but it's gonna be a lovely day Oh, yeah, I know you feeling lonely Someone be trying to hold me You can't be acting grumpy It's gonna be a lovely day Oh, I know somebody love me Someone be trying to hug me Road is getting bumpy Hey, but it's gonna be a lovely day Oh, yeah, I know you feeling lonely Someone be trying to hold me You can't be acting grumpy It's gonna be a lovely day Hey, l-l-l-l-lovely L-L-L-L-Lovely L-L-L-L-Lovely Oh, it's gonna be a lovely day Oh, l-l-l-l-lovely - L-L-L-L-Lovely - L-L-L-L-Lovely L-L-L-L-Lovely L-L-L-L-Lovely Ooh, it's gonna be a lovely day. Bye, Snowball. Bye, Mr. Bear. Panda Panda, panda, panda, panda Panda, listen, hey Panda, panda, panda, panda I got broads in Atlanta Twisting rope, drinking Fanta Credit cards and the scammers Hittin' off licks in the bando Black X6, Phantom Wait and see, looking like a panda Panda, panda, panda, panda Listen Hundred scammers, Black X6, Phantom Wait and see, Panda Pockets swole, Danny Selling bar, candy Man, I'm the macho like Randy... Snowball, I'm back. Mm... Panda, panda, panda, panda, panda. Okay, moment's over.