Babyfier


 * Nani: You want to go see what?!
 * Lilo: Sludge Mummies Episode 2: Attack of the Bones.
 * Nani: But you didn't even see the first movie!
 * Lilo: Only because you wouldn't take me!
 * Nani: Hello, you were three!
 * Lilo: Mertle gets to see PG movies. Her mom goes with her.
 * Nani: Oh, and if Mertle's mom jumped off a cliff, I suppose you'd want me to do that too!
 * Lilo: Wow! Would you?
 * Nani: No! There will be no cliff-jumping and no Sludge Zombie movies!
 * Lilo: They're Sludge Mummies!
 * Nani: Whatever!
 * Mr. Jameson: Ahem!
 * Nani: Lilo, look, I've got work to do. I said no movie, and I mean no movie.


 * [Stitch releases Babyfier, causing him to turn Stitch, Nani, Jumba and Pleakley into infants; Lilo recaptures Babyfier]
 * Lilo: Well, now that I'm the oldest, I guess I'm in charge. But what do I do?! [the babies stare at each other and then stare at Lilo] I guess adults just do whatever they wanna do. So... Let's go to the movies. Come on, gang!
 * [Lilo rushes out of the kitchen, but then stops to see Baby Jumba throwing eggs everywhere]
 * Baby Jumba: [laughs] Whee! Evil! Ha, ha-ha!
 * Lilo: Jumba, no! I'm in charge now, and I say you have to stop playing evil and go to the movies with me.
 * [Lilo suddenly hears the dryer running]
 * Baby Nani: Playtime! Playtime!
 * Lilo: [pulls Baby Nani out of a laundry basket] Nani, how many times have you told me, you can't play in the dryer. [Baby Stitch detaches the fridge door and starts eating it] Stitch, no!
 * Baby Pleakley: I made oops in my pants.
 * Lilo: [Baby Nani begins playing with the stove] Nani, no! [Baby Jumba throws an egg at her head] Jumba, no! [Baby Stitch begins to eat the whole refrigerator] STITCH, NO!!!
 * Baby Pleakley: I made more oops in my pants!
 * [Baby Pleakley begins to cry, along with the other three babies]
 * Lilo: I guess the movie's off. I'm a mother of four!


 * [Gantu captures Babyfier]
 * 625: A baby-making experiment? Hey, aren't humans capable of doing that that all by themselves?
 * Gantu: No, no, no. It turns grownups into babies.
 * 625: Really?
 * Gantu: Yes, babies! Hey, I'm feeling a little peckish. How about making me a... [Babyfier has been released from the container] Hey, how'd you get out?!
 * [Babyfier outmaneuvers Gantu and turns him into an infant, who begins to waddle around giggling]
 * 625: Sorry, G, I couldn't resist. I always wondered out like a guppy or a tadpole. Turns out you were just a smaller kind of ugly. Whoah! Aerial attack!
 * [625 narrowly dodges Babyfier and tricks it into going up the elevator where it escapes]
 * Hämsterviel: GANTU!!! Did my hamster eyes just see what I thought they saw?! The escape of yet another valuable experiment?! And why are you acting like a baby, you incompetent, lazy, oh-so-smelly, fish-footed--
 * [Baby Gantu cries; 625 runs up to comfort him]
 * 625: Hey, lighten up, Dr. H, will ya? Little Googoo here hasn't had his nap yet.
 * Hämsterviel: No, no, no! There will be no napping-apping babies! I want my experiments! So get going! GO, GO, GO!!!! [Reuben dashes out of the ship carrying Baby Gantu in a baby stroller] NOW, NOW, NOOOOOOWWWWW!!!! 


 * [Baby Stitch and Baby Gantu begin fighting over Babyfier]
 * Baby Stitch: Mine!
 * Baby Gantu: Mine!
 * Baby Stitch: Mine!
 * Baby Gantu: Mine!
 * Baby Stitch: Miiiiine!
 * [Gantu accidentally lets go, causing him to launch himself onto a slide]
 * 625: Be careful, little Googoo! Don't hurt the poor innocent slide!


 * [Baby Jumba and Baby Pleakley sneak into Kiki's Coffee Shop to find 100% Kona Coffee to create the antidote for Babyfier's effects]
 * Baby Jumba: Ach! Too many peoples. Must clear room somehow.
 * Baby Pleakley: Oops!
 * [as soon as the stench reaches everyone's noses, they all flee the shop and Kiki places a "Enter at Own Risk" sign on the door]


 * [Baby Stitch launches the antidote into the sky, turning everyone in Kauai back to normal, including Nani]
 * Lilo: You're back! Thank goodness I'm the little sister again. Being responsible is hard.
 * Nani: [chuckles] Yeah, but it can be pretty satisfying, when you raise a good kid.
 * Lilo: I am pretty good, huh?
 * Nani: Yep. In fact, I wanna reward you for being babysitter for a day. Let's go see some Sludge Mummies!
 * Lilo: Attack of the Bones?! Really?!
 * Nani: Yeah. I kinda forgot what it was like to be a kid. Now I remember. When you gotta see a scary movie, you gotta see a scary movie.


 * [Baby Gantu is crying loudly while 625 is calling on the phone]
 * 625: Hello, Baby Hotline? Yeah, hi. How do you burp a large shark-like alien baby? No, this isn't a joke! Wait, wait, don't hang up! I--- Oh, blitznack!