Big Fat Alien Wedding

00:00:00	At great? 00:00:02	>> Ben: Yeah, great. 00:00:04	>> [ Laughs ] >> Gwen: I should just let you squirm, but I took cotillion for three years. 00:00:13	Cotillion? 00:00:15	It means -- oh, never mind. 00:00:18	I know how to dance. 00:00:19	I can teach you. 00:00:21	>> Ben: Yeah, I'll think about it. 00:00:25	Not! 00:00:36	[ Crashing ] >> camille, I am not letting you marry any filthy human without a fight. 00:00:48	[ Roars ] >> [ gasps ] it'my ex-boyfriend! 00:00:52	How'dhefind out about the wedding? 00:00:59	>> Ben: That'd be the thing that attacked me last night. 00:01:04	It's payback time. 00:01:24	>> Without our gear, we're sitting ducks. 00:01:29	>> [ Screams ] >> if I can't have camille, then neither can you, you meat puppet. 00:01:36	>> Diamondhead: Back off, dirtbag. 00:01:42	>> A petrosapien. 00:01:44	What are you doing here? 00:01:45	>> Diamondhead: Uh, friend of the groom? 00:01:48	>> Then you're no friend of mine. 00:01:59	[ Growls ] >> Diamondhead: Uh-oh. 00:02:06	Ooh! 00:02:08	Oh! 00:02:24	Gotcha! 00:02:28	>> Ahhh! 00:02:28	>> Diamondhead: Sorry, lady. 00:02:30	I thought you were a butt-ugly alien. 00:02:33	>> [ Growls ] >> Diamondhead: Ew, yuck. 00:03:03	>> Max: It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it. 00:03:07	>> [ Growling ] >> we are not canceling my wedding. 00:03:13	>> Civilians will be at the wedding tomorrow. 00:03:16	What if there's another alien attack? 00:03:17	>> Ben: Well, maybe just put it off until, say, after the summer? 00:03:20	That should give you plenty of time to find another ring bearer. 00:03:25	>> At least let us bring our plumber gear. 00:03:26	>> No. no weapons. 00:03:28	>> Everyone, relax. 00:03:30	There's no need for weapons now. 00:03:32	It's all over. 00:03:34	>> Max: I wish I could believe that. 00:03:37	[ Polka music plays ] >> Gwen: You look like your underwear is too tight. 00:03:49	>> Ben: Wa-a-a-h! 00:03:51	Oof! 00:03:52	Ha, very funny. 00:03:54	Now buzz off. 00:03:55	>> Gwen: You trust me to help kick alien butt. 00:03:57	Why won't you trust me to teach you how to dance? 00:04:00	>> Ben: 'Cause you're probably just gonna trick me into looking like some dancing doofus. 00:04:04	>> Gwen: You don't needmyhelp to dance like a doofus, so get over yourself and give me your hands. 00:04:15	Most important thing is don't step on her toes. 00:04:18	>> Ben: Ugh. 00:04:19	This is so gross. 00:04:21	>> Gwen: Likeidon't know that? 00:04:23	Now just count. 00:04:24	One, two. 00:04:27	One, two. 00:04:29	Forward, back. 00:04:31	Forward, back. 00:04:35	>> Ben: Hey, I'm dancing. 00:04:38	>> Max: Oh, that is so sweet. 00:04:40	>> Both: Grandpa! 00:04:44	>> Gwen: Ow! 00:04:59	>> Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to witness the union between joel and camille. 00:05:06	>> Ben: [ Grunting ] >> Max: I am so proud. 00:05:12	Just look at that tux. 00:05:13	>> This young bride and groom are an inspiration. 00:05:16	They remind us that love conquers all. 00:05:19	If anyone has a reason why these two should not wed, let them speak now or forever hold -- >> yeah, we have something to say. 00:05:33	[ Crowd gasps ] [ screaming ] this wedding and every human here are about to be canceled. 00:09:02	Your mother's advice. 00:09:05	Your own instincts. 00:09:06	There are some things you know you can trust. 00:09:08	.. 00:09:11	With the unique no more tears®® formula, the most trusted way to bathe your baby. 00:09:17	Here it comes! 00:09:18	The first cupcake cereal ever! 00:09:19	♪ New cupcake pebbles, party in a box ♪ 00:09:22	mmmmmm! 00:09:22	♪ Tastes yummy like a cupcake ♪ 00:09:24	♪ makes you want to rock ♪ 00:09:26	new post cupcake pebbles. 00:09:28	Part of a good breakfast. 00:09:29	♪ Party in a box! ♪ yum yum! 00:09:33	sc Ñç@?ñÑó >> Mom, dad, what are you doing? 00:10:11	>> Putting an end to this once and for all. 00:10:14	>> Ben: It was her mom and dad behind the dirty tricks all along. 00:10:18	>> What did I tell you? 00:10:19	Once a sludge, always a sludge. 00:10:21	>> Max: They set up the ex-boyfriend to take the fall and keep suspicion off of themselves. 00:10:26	>> There will be no wedding and no truce. 00:10:35	>> But you said you liked me. 00:10:38	>> We lied. 00:10:41	>> Stop it. 00:10:42	No! 00:10:43	>> Stay out of this, camille. 00:10:46	This is for your own good. 00:10:54	[ Beeping ] >> Heatblast: Oh, yeah. 00:11:08	I'm all fired up. 00:11:19	>> Another wedding crasher. 00:11:21	Why'd we even bother with invitations? 00:11:53	>> Gwen: Stingu invisibus! 00:12:07	Ahhh! 00:12:12	>> What do we do? 00:12:13	We're defenseless. 00:12:14	>> Max: Not quite. 00:12:15	You promised to leave the plumber gear at home. 00:12:18	Ididn't. 00:12:24	>> Ha! just like the old days. 00:12:32	>> Gwen: Ahhh! 00:13:01	>> Heatblast: Aren't you guys a little old to be playing with