Pinkeye

{{EpisodeScript| {{ScriptScene|October 30, Outer Space. Mir Space Station is shown orbiting earth.}} {{ScriptDialog|Comrade 1|Vladned chaviski. Bodad comrade Dobalsted. (Propulsion systems stable... No problems with Mir...)}} {{ScriptScene|A second comrade, in an alien mask, sneaks up on the first.}} {{ScriptDialog|Comrade 2|Graaah.}} {{ScriptDialog|Comrade 1|Ayyy!}} {{ScriptDialog|Comrade 2|Porchad. Hehe, vlided il chalfeka (Gotcha, Happy Halloween)}} {{ScriptDialog|Comrade 1|Shtaad, boded but shtaad. (You scared me, you communist bastard)}} {{ScriptScene|A warning button flashes. The message beneath it reads: Уфпхзи Warning Una Problema }} {{ScriptDialog|Comrade 2|Oh, shtool. (Oh...Crap)}} {{ScriptDialog|Comrade 1|Shtool. (Crap)}} {{ScriptScene|Bus Stop. The boys await the bus. Mir crashes. One end of it falls on top of Kenny, narrowly missing the other boys.}} {{ScriptDialog|Stan|Oh my God! They killed Kenny!}} {{ScriptDialog|Kyle|You bastards!}} {{ScriptDialog|Cartman|What the hell is that thing?}} {{ScriptDialog|Kyle|It looks like a UFO.}} {{ScriptDialog|Cartman|There's no such thing as UFOs.}} {{ScriptScene|Sirens wail as ambulance pulls up. Two paramedics go over to Kenny's corpse.}} {{ScriptDialog|Paramedic|Let's get 'im to the morgue.}} {{ScriptScene|They put his corpse in a body bag, then toss the bag into the ambulence and drive off.}} {{ScriptDialog|Cartman|Hey, wait til you see my Halloween costume tomorrow. It kicks ass.}} {{ScriptDialog|Kyle|Dude, it can't be cooler than mine.}} {{ScriptDialog|Stan|Hey man, we gotta get home and get our costumes ready.}} {{ScriptScene|They walk off.}} {{ScriptScene|South Park Morgue. Outside, an owl hoots, then a crow reaches the morgue's sign and shits on it. Inside the morgue a mortician places a hose into Kenny, blood starts flowing out.}} {{ScriptDialog|Mortician|You know, I think death is least funny when it happens to a child.}} {{ScriptScene|Marty places a hose into Kenny, green embalming fluid flows in.}} {{ScriptDialog|Marty|Oh, yes, I know what you mean.}} {{ScriptScene|Marty pulls out a hot dog, pours Worcestershire sauce on it, and takes a bite.}} {{ScriptDialog|Mortician|Marty, do you have to put that stuff on everything?}} {{ScriptDialog|Marty|I don't know, it ju- it just makes everything taste so...English.}} {{ScriptDialog|Mortician|Well, let's let him drain.}} {{ScriptScene|They walk away. Worcestershire sauce falls over and pours into embalming fluid. Kenny's eyes open, and he gets up.}} {{ScriptDialog|Mortician|...So then the necrophiliac says, "If this ain't a cadaver then I-"}} {{ScriptScene|Kenny busts through a door and takes a bite out of the mortician's head.}} {{ScriptDialog|Mortician|Hey!}} {{ScriptScene|Kenny bites Marty's shoulder.}} {{ScriptDialog|Marty|Aaah!}} {{ScriptScene|Kenny walks away.}} {{ScriptDialog|Marty|God damn! That little turd bit me!}} {{ScriptDialog|Mortician|Me too!}} {{ScriptScene|Kenny leaves the morgue and an owl hoots.}} {{ScriptScene|Bus Stop. Kyle is standing there with a Chewbacca mask on. Stan walks up; his costume consists of red yarn hair and big rosy cheeks.}} {{ScriptDialog|Kyle|Ha ha, you look like a pansy.}} {{ScriptDialog|Stan|Shut up Kyle!}} {{ScriptDialog|Kyle|What uh, what are you supposed to be?}} {{ScriptDialog|Stan|I'm Raggedy Andy.}} {{ScriptDialog|Kyle|Hehe. Why the hell did you dress up like Raggedy Andy dude?}} {{ScriptDialog|Stan|Wendy's going as Raggedy Ann, and she said this way we'd win the costume contest for sure.}} {{ScriptDialog|Kyle|No way dude. I'm gonna win the costume contest with this sweet Chewbacca costume.}} {{ScriptDialog|Stan|Wendy said that first prize is two tons of candy.}} {{ScriptDialog|Kyle|Wow! Cool!}} {{ScriptScene|Cartman walks up.}} {{ScriptDialog|Cartman|Hey, dudes.}} {{ScriptDialog|Kyle|Cartman! What kind of costume is that?}} {{ScriptDialog|Cartman|It's Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg Heil, sieg heil.}} {{ScriptDialog|Stan|Where'd you get that?}} {{ScriptDialog|Cartman|My mom made it, isn't it cool?}} {{ScriptDialog|Kyle|No it's not cool!}} {{ScriptDialog|Cartman|What are you supposed to be Stan, Howdy Doody?}} {{ScriptDialog|Stan|No, I'm Raggedy Andy, fat-ass!}} {{ScriptDialog|Cartman|Ohh, heh- wow, you look pretty cool.}} {{ScriptScene|He and Kyle laugh.}} {{ScriptDialog|Kyle|Hehe. Sissy.}} {{ScriptDialog|Stan|I'll kick your ass, Kyle!}} {{ScriptDialog|Cartman|Oh look out, Holly Hobby's all pissed off!}} {{ScriptScene|Kenny's corpse approaches.}} {{ScriptDialog|Stan|Hey look, Kenny's not dead.}} {{ScriptDialog|Kyle|You forgot to wear a costume Kenny.}} {{ScriptDialog|Stan|Yeah, what's the matter? Couldn't your family afford a costume for you?}} {{ScriptDialog|Kyle|Yeah, why's your family so poor Kenny?}} {{ScriptDialog|Cartman|Kenny's family is so poor that, yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.}} {{ScriptScene|Stan laughs. Kenny does nothing while birds chirp.}} {{ScriptDialog|Cartman|I said, your family had to put a cardboard box up for a second mortgage, Kenny!}}

{{ScriptDialog|Cartman|I'm talking to you Kenny, achtung!}}

{{ScriptDialog|Cartman|Poor piece of crap.}} {{ScriptScene|Ms. Crabtree's bus pulls up.}} {{ScriptDialog|Ms. Crabtree|COME ON, WE'RE RUNNING LATE!}} {{ScriptDialog|Stan|Aah, we're always running late you ugly stank.}} {{ScriptDialog|Ms. Crabtree|WHAT DID YOU SAY?!}} {{ScriptDialog|Stan|I said, "I can't wait to own a fishing tank."}} {{ScriptDialog|Ms. Crabtree|Oh, neither can I.}}}

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