Jack vs. Mad Jack


 * Fishman: Pay up, sucker.
 * Bartender: You want something?
 * Jack: Hot water, please.
 * Fishman: Hey! You got some kind of nerve. Hear what I'm saying? I'm talking to you! You got some gump coming here. You know what I mean? Better finish that drink quick. Because you might not live much longer. Aku's offering two googolplex for your head. Two googolplex. That's a lot of money. And we aim to collect it right about now.
 * Og: Samurai Jack! This you? Yeah. Look like you. You're Samurai Jack? What a joke! This'll be the easiest googolplex I've ever made. Googolplex.
 * Jack: Looks like there'll be no money for you, crazy round man.
 * Monkar : Samurai Jack! You're mine!
 * Aku: Useless bounty hunters! Is there no fighting style that can defeat his? Yes. No fighting style can defeat his.
 * Jack: Who else wants some?! What sorcery is this? Who are you?
 * Mad Jack: Don't be such a fool. I'm you.
 * Jack: If you are me, then who am I?
 * Mad Jack: You're so stupid. You are you also.
 * Jack: Enough! You are my mirror image. Yet your speech is foul with evil and disrespect. Who are you? And how have you come to be me?
 * Mad Jack: I am the son of Aku's magic. He has looked deep within you and has spawned me from your own burning hatred. I am your dark side. And I possess all the powers that you wield. And I have only one purpose in my existence: To destroy you. Hurts, doesn't it?
 * Jack: Not as much as this is going to hurt you.
 * Mad Jack: What the? What the heck is going on?
 * Jack: You have lost. The battle is over.
 * Mad Jack: What?!
 * Jack: You are my inner demon. You have been born from the hatred within me. But now that hatred is no more. Thus, you do not exist.
 * Mad Jack: Fool! I am real. Now feel the reality of my cold, hard steel!
 * Jack: I know you're watching. These tricks are starting to annoy me.