Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's

(Teddy sniffing) - You guys smell that? - I said, "Excuse me." - No, you didn't. - Not that. Something different. It's a familiar smell but also somehow exotic. Like going to a mall in a different town. Oh, you're probably smelling my smelly mom. - Hey! - She's been wearing "essential oils." Oh, yeah, the rosemary oil. She bought them from her new friend, Ms. Angie. - Her hot new friend, Ms. Angie. - What? Mom's way hotter. (scoffs) Hotter than Ms. Angie? Are you nuts? I mean, thank you, but you're nuts. Mm, new friend. That's nice. How'd you guys meet? At the grocery store in the toilet paper aisle. We bonded 'cause we buy the same brand. And then what, she said, uh, "You know what goes good with toilet paper? Oils." Kinda, yeah. It's, like, a hobby or something. She's bringing some more over for me to try today. I can't wait. They're cheap and I love 'em. - Like Dad. - BOB: Gene. She's young and she's fun, and I like saying, "Hey, Ms. Ange!" when I see her. Oh, there she is! Hey, Ms. Ange! - That is fun. - Eh. - Fun enough. - No. - Hey, Linda. - Linda smells great. I'm Teddy. - Easy, Teddy, easy. Ms. Ange, that rosemary oil is amazing! My digestion is better, and I'm crazy relaxed. Right, kids? Right? Yeah. She just poops and sleeps, Ms. Angie. Oh, I knew you'd like it. Here's that geranium oil - I was telling you about. - Ooh. Yeah. It's calming and relaxing like the rosemary, but this one also gives you healthier hair and skin. Not that you need to worry about that. - Oh, you. Stop it. - I want to buy some. - What else do you have in there? - Well, this is clary sage, which is good for ovulation. - I'll take it! - Oh. It's for ovulation. Don't talk yourself out of a sale. Okay. Hey, I'm having an essential oil party tonight. Either of you want to swing by? An oil party? What's that? What is that? Oh, it's really low-key. We have hors d'oeuvres and wine -and people checking out different oils. - Sounds great. Oh! You had me at hors d'oeuvres, wine and oils. Well, Teddy and I were supposed to help Mr. Huggins - move a bed tonight. - Oh, right, I was going to stay home with the kids. - Crap! That's tonight? - Yeah. But it shouldn't take any time. I hope. Because that's why I agreed to do it. Well, it's from : to :. Come if you can. - Here's my address. - Oh, that's early. I can go. th Street. Oh, what a fun address. It really is. Okay. See you later. Goodbye, you guys. - Bye, Ms. Ange! - Bye, Ms. Ange! We'll see ya later! Take it easy. She's amazing. Did I play it cool? No. I could hear you breathing the whole time. - Yeah... - Like, heavily breathing. LOUISE: So, looks like a fun night with the sibs. No parents, no rules! Yes rules. Tina's going to babysit. Right, Tina? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. TINA: Hey, guys, with Mom and Dad out of the house I have a surprise for tonight. - You're... going to bed early? - Is it a meringue? It's the jigsaw puzzle Grandma gave us for Christmas. Ugh. A jigsaw puzzle of the Big Dipper? - It's impossible! - She gave that to us, like, three Christmases ago. If it didn't happen then, it's not going to happen now. Well, I'll just get it started, and maybe you guys will be jumping in before you know it. Aha! These two pieces were already stuck together. Off to a pretty good start here. Hey, neighbor! Thanks for helping me do this. Uh, h-happy to help, Mr. Huggins. - Hi, Bob. - Hey, Teddy. The place we're picking up the bed is a little further away than I thought. - I hope that's okay. - No problem. - It's... fine. - Sorry I won't be much help. Uh, can't lift anything since my back went out. Well, uh, I guess that works for us. Especially because it's an adjustable bed. Those things are heavy. - Yeah. - My old one weighed a ton. It looked like a dentist chair crossed with a Transformer. Oh. Do you need us to haul the old one away? - Mm. Mm. - Bob, why are you hitting me? - Don't. Will you stop? - Mmmm. Mm-mm.