Topper


 * [Lilo and Stitch sneak into the attic to find where Nani hid there Christmas presents]
 * Lilo: Every year, Nani hides our Christmas presents. It's my job as a little sister to find them. It's another Hawaiian Christmas tradition. [Lilo opens a chest to find the presents] She's so predictable. This is where she hid them last year.
 * Stitch: [reaches and grabs a present from the chest] Oooh. Present.
 * Lilo: No! [takes the present] You can't open it! You never a open presents before Christmas! That's the rule. But... you can shake them to figure out what they are. [shakes the present] Maybe it's the shrunken head I keep asking for. I tried making my own, but Mertle wouldn't hold still.
 * Stitch: [grabs the whole stack of presents] Abataka!
 * Lilo: No! You can't have all those!
 * Stitch: No, no, no!
 * Lilo: Christmas isn't just about getting presents! [Stitch puts the presents back] It's okay to like the presents. Just don't act like you like them. That's what I do.
 * [they suddenly hear Jumba and Pleakley singing Jingle Bells off-key]
 * Lilo: Sounds like something's attacking Jumba and Pleakley.
 * [she suddenly notices Stitch hiding a present in his mouth; Lilo glares at him, and he spits it out and puts it back in the chest]


 * [625 is putting up decorations in Gantu's ship]
 * 625: On the first day of Christmas, I just made for me.... a saaaaaaaaaandwich [Gantu gets caught in a decoration] Hey, flounder face! We've you been? Grab a holiday hoagie and enjoy the party!
 * Gantu: You can waste your time with this ridiculous Earth custom if you want, but for once, I have the upper hand. Hämsterviel's been on the rampage lately, but this should please him. [pulls out an experiment pod] I've obtained a dormant experiment pod.
 * 625: Now just ho-ho-hold on a minute there, tuna toes! You're not just gonna transport the pod to Hämsterviel, are ya? It's Christmas! Everybody's giving each other gifts.
 * Gantu: Perhaps you're right. If I wrap this up in holiday paper with a bow, it might get the little gerbil off my dorsal fin.
 * 625: Sure! Everyone likes getting presents, even megalomaniacal rodents with delusions of galactic domination.
 * Gantu: Hmm.... I should get this wrapped. [leaves to get wrapping supplies]
 * 625: Oh, hey, hey! If you wanna blend in out there, you better where a red suit and hat! Everyone's wearing'em!


 * [Stitch has seen the experiment pod 025 being wrapped in a present and mailed into a truck; Stitch goes from door to door taking gifts to see which one of them contains the pod]
 * Jumba: Open up, you greedy little genetic mistake!
 * Lilo: What's going on?
 * Jumba: Ah, little girl. 626 has many gifts that he is keeping to himself.
 * Lilo: Stitch! What are we gonna do with you? You've torn up half the town, stolen presents, made little kids cry. It's like your the spirit of Christmas ruin.
 * Jumba: [pulls out his plasma gun] I will teach him to share brightly wrapped goodies with evil genius WHO CREATED HIM!!!
 * Lilo: Don't! There's something wrong with Stitch. He needs our help. I know a secret way in.
 * [Lilo and Jumba go through the secret entrance to the attic just as Stitch peaks through the main entrance; Jumba grabs Stitch and an unseen fight occurs]
 * Jumba: Yeah! Got you!
 * Lilo: Jumba, look out!
 * [Jumba falls through the main entrance]
 * Lilo: Are you okay?
 * Jumba: Ah, I'm okay! I landed on my patookie!


 * [after Lilo and Jumba learns Stitch's true intention for taking the presents, Gantu comes in, disguised as Santa Clause, and tears through the house while giving no attention to Pleakley, who is trying to be a Christmas tree]
 * Jumba: [repairing the house] Hey, what is wrong? Why the long branches?
 * Pleakley: I'm doing my best to represent a coniferous evergreen indicative of the holiday season, but no one seems to care!
 * Jumba: Heh. Maybe you need festive parcels.
 * Pleakley: What?
 * Jumba: Presents for to have underneath you.
 * Pleakley: Of course! Presents under the Christmas tree! I've been going about this backwards! Christmas isn't about the tree, it's about the presents under it!
 * Jumba: 626 and little girl are stalking Gantu. They will bring presents.
 * Pleakley: No, no, no! I have to get my own! Otherwise, it doesn't really count! Jumba, it's time we took a little trip, to the mall!


 * Gantu: [gets ready to stomp on Lilo] I should have done this a long time ago!
 * Lilo: Go ahead! You've already ruined Christmas for everyone!
 * Gantu: I ruined Christmas?! You're the one who took the present I was planning to give to Hämsterviel!
 * Lilo: You were going to give Hämsterviel a gift?
 * Gantu: Well, yes. Isn't that what your Christmas holiday is all about? Giving presents.
 * Lilo: Actually, you're right.
 * Stitch: Ichalagu?
 * Lilo: It's not about getting presents. It's about giving.
 * Little Girl: Santa? Do I get a present?
 * Gantu: You?! A proto Earth form? Don't be ridiculous! Why would I-- [the girl gives him a sad look] No! That's not fair! Stop looking at me like that! Seize using your ocular orbs against sympathy! [sighs] This is an infectious holiday you have on this planet. Perhaps this is a present we could all enjoy. I can always find something else to send to Hämsterviel. [gives the present to the little girl]


 * [Lilo activates 025, now named Topper and places it on top of a Christmas tree as its one true place; not too far from Earth, some aliens notice Topper's flashing]
 * Alien 1: Hey, who turned on the signal beacon?
 * Alien 2: Who cares? They got fruitcake down there! Come on, guys!
 * [the aliens cheer as they come towards Earth to join the festivities]