Sno Problem

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Sno Problem".

[The episode begins with a view outside Robotnik's fortress as the camera zooms in on it.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: At last! A plan so fool-proof, even you mechanical morons can't mess it up!

[Inside Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik is standing next to the Ultra Freeze-O-Matic ray.]
 * Robotnik: This is the weapon which will allow me to control Mobius once and for all; the Ultra Freeze-O-Matic!

[Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be in the kitchen.]
 * Grounder: Sounds cool!

[Grounder nudges Scratch with his left arm and chuckles.]
 * Scratch: Bwahahaha! Bwahahahaha! Cool!
 * Robotnik: Cool? It's positively cold! With this device, I'll be able to freeze every citizen on Mobius solid!
 * Scratch: Even the pesky hedgehog?
 * Robotnik: Especially the pesky hedgehog!

[''As Robotnik talks to Scratch, grounder grunts as he turns his right drill into a hand and uses it to grab someCREAMY BOY brand mayonnaise on the counter. When he does, it slips out of his hand and flies into the air.'']
 * Robotnik: And once everyone on Mobius is completely immobilized,

[''The jar of mayonnaise lands on Scratch's head and shatters. Scratch stares angrily at Grounder as steam emits from his ears and the sound of an airhorn blaring can be heard. Scratch picks up a handful of mayonnaise with his right hand and tosses it at Grounder, hitting him on the head. Robotnik is now holding a servitude chip in his right hand.'']
 * Robotnik: I'll install one of these into every creature on the planet!

[Grounder picks up a handful of mayonnaise with his right hand and tosses it at Scratch, hitting him on the head.]
 * Robotnik: Servitude chips!

[As Robotnik continues talking to Scratch and Grounder, the camera moves over to them as they continue tossing handfuls of mayonnaise at each other.]
 * Robotnik: They guarantee complete and unquestioning obedience to me!

[Robotnik laughs evilly.]
 * Robotnik: Am I an evil genius or what? I said...

[''Another jar of mayonnaise is tossed at Robotnik and it hits the back of his head. Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder, the former of whom is holding a handful of mayonnaise in his right hand and is about to toss it at Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: You junk pile, I'll...

[''Robotnik grabs Scratch's neck with his left hand, and Scratch squawks. Robotnik then opens Scratch's head with his right hand and puts one of the servitude chips inside it with the same hand. He then closes Scratch's head with the same hand and lets go of his neck.'']
 * Scratch: I'll do your bidding until the ends of time, O powerful master!

[Grounder is now holding a fish in his right hand, which he spins around.]
 * Grounder: Heh! You dropped your guard, ratchet-head! Take...

[Before Grounder can finish, Robotnik grabs his head with his left hand and opens it with his right.]
 * Grounder: Huh?

[''Robotnik puts a servitude chip in Grounder's head with his right hand, then closes Grounder's head with the same hand and lets go. Grounder then hands Robotnik his fish.'']
 * Grounder: Take all that is mine, O severant of sleaziness!

[Grounder bows his head at Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: Yes, much better! Let's see now a test of your devotion.

[Robotnik snaps his right thumb and index finger.]
 * Robotnik: I know! Jump out of the window!

[Scratch hops towards the window, and off Grounder.]
 * Scratch: I'll do it!

[Grounder drops his fish and follows Scratch.]
 * Grounder: I'll do it first!

[Scratch jumps onto the windowsill.]
 * Scratch: Out of my way!

[Grounder grabs Scratch's left leg with his right hand, but Scratch tries to push him back with the same leg.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: We'll do whatever you say!

[Scratch and Grounder scream as they both fall out the window, and land with a crash.]
 * Robotnik: Wonderful! It seems that the servitude chips are working nicely! Now we can test the Ultra Freeze-O-Matic!

[The screen transitions to a view of Mount Splatterhorn, which the camera zooms in on.]
 * Sonic: Yes, sir, there's no place quite like Mt. Splatterhorn!

[Sonic and Tails are revealed to be at the top of Mt. Splatterhorn, where there are two sleeping bags and a stewpot.]
 * Tails: Yeah, just the place to get away from Robotnik!

[Tails is revealed to be holding a hot dog in his right hand.]
 * Tails: We haven't heard a peep from him for days! I wonder what he's up to!

[Sonic is also revealed to be holding a hot dog in his right hand.]
 * Sonic: He's probably hatching some big plot we'll have to stop!

[Sonic walks up to a tree.]
 * Sonic: But first things first!

[Sonic sits down and leans against the tree.]
 * Sonic: Right now, it's time to kick back, eat chili dogs, and chill out!

[As Sonic tries to relax, a huge blizzard of snow covers Mt. Splatterhorn.]
 * Sonic: Maybe "Chill out" was a bad choice of words.

[Tails' eyes blink out from underneath a snowdrift.]
 * Tails: Yeow! What was that?

[Sonic's eyes blink out from underneath another snowdrift.]
 * Sonic: I don't know, kid, but our little picnic has been put on ice!

[''Mt. Splatterhorn is now revealed to be covered in snow. A view of the periscope above Robotnik's igloo fortress is shown.'']
 * Robotnik: Beautiful! Gloriously glacial! Delightfully desolate!

[Inside, Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be dusting off the ledge Robotnik is standing on with brushes they are holding in their respective left and right hands.]
 * Robotnik: The Freeze-O-Matic is ready to parylize the entire planet!

[Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder, who stop dusting off the ledge.]
 * Robotnik: Are the servitude chips still in perfect working order?

[Scratch and Grounder bow to Robotnik.]
 * Grounder: Perfectly perfect, your perfection, Sir. We're ready to do whatever you tell us!

[Robotnik laughs evilly.]
 * Scratch: D'oh, keep polishing!

[Scratch and Grounder now polish Robotnik's left foot with their brushes.]
 * Scratch: Speak only when spoken to! Obey the master!

[Robotnik is now looking through the periscope again.]
 * Robotnik: Excellent! Soon, every creature on Mobius will be my slave!

[A view of Mt. Splatterhorn is now shown as the camera moves past the snowdrifts Sonic and Tails are in.]
 * Robotnik: Including...

[The camera moves back to the snowdrifts as Sonic and Tails spin their way out of them.]
 * Robotnik: Sonic the Hedgehog? Is here?

[Inside Robotnik's igloo fortress, Scratch is now polishing Robotnik's right foot, and Grounder is polishing his left.]
 * Robotnik: No!

[''Robotnik kicks Scratch and Grounder, and they grunt as they fly away and land with a crash. Robotnik then jumps off the ledge.'']
 * Robotnik: Up persicope!

[''Robotnik pushes the periscope up with his left hand. Grounder, who now has stars spinning around his head, is now standing next to the lever that lowers the periscope.'']
 * Grounder: Yes, Sir, O defying death-bot, Sir!

[Grounder pulls the lever down with his right hand, and the periscope lowers, hitting Robotnik on the head and knocking him down.]
 * Grounder: Oops!

[Grounder chuckles nervously as he pulls the lever back up.]
 * Grounder: Wrong button!

[''The periscope raises, and Scratch and Grounder both run up to the flattened Robotnik. They each grab one side of him with both their hands and grunt as they pull. Robotnik unflattens as Scratch and Grounder fall over, with the latter's head falling off.'']
 * Robotnik: You cast-iron clogs! The hedgehog is out there!

[Robotnik points his right index finger outside.]
 * Grounder: What should we do?

[Grounder's body stands back up and picks up his head with both its hands.]
 * Grounder: O glorious guru?

[Scratch picks Robotnik up with both his hands and sets him down.]
 * Robotnik: Stop calling me those stupid names and go get him!

[Grounder bows at Robotnik.]
 * Grounder: Your reason is our command, O reason for our very existence, without whom we would surely perish!

[Robotnik angrily wags his left index finger at Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: Just go!

[''Scratch and Grounder run away. At Mt. Splatterhorn, the camera zooms in on Sonic and Tails, the latter of whom is shivering.'']
 * Tails: What happened, Sonic?
 * Sonic: Well, offhand, I'd say...

[''Sonic reaches into the tree with his right hand and pulls down a meteorologists' map. He then runs in the air and puts on a weatherman's costume.'']
 * Sonic: We're experiencing a high-pressure, low-temperature, also-localized, unstable cold front, with a 50/50 chance that it was caused...

[Sonic runs into the air and removes his weatherman's costume.]
 * Sonic: By Robotnik!

[The sound of Scratch screaming can be heard in the distance.]
 * Tails: Hey, you hear that?
 * Sonic: Yeah.

[Sonic crosses his arms taps his right foot.]
 * Sonic: That scream sounds kinda familiar!

[''A close-up of Scratch's mouth is shown as Scratch continues screaming. The camera zooms out on it.'']
 * Scratch: Slow down! You're scaring me!

[Scratch is revealed to be riding a sled pulled by Grounder, who is skiing down the mountain with skis in place of his treads.]
 * Tails: It's those nimrods, Scratch and Grounder!
 * Sonic: Thought so! Gotta pack, Mac!

[Sonic runs around his and Tails' packs and ties the supplies in them together.]
 * Sonic: Check out time is now!

[''Sonic runs away, with Tails flying behind him. Grounder continues skiing down the mountain with Scratch in tow.'']
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Sonic doesn't have a chance!

[''Sonic runs around the pine trees, with Tails following behind him. A female rabbit is now seen skiing down the mountain. Sonic and Tails pass by her.'']
 * Tails: Who was that?
 * Sonic: Ski bunny!

[''Sonic runs off the ski ramp, with Tails flying behind him. He stands in a pose as he reaches the other side of the mountain and his pose allows him to ski down it. Tails continues flying behind him. Meanwhile, Grounder continues skiing down the mountain with Scratch in tow. Scratch screams as they cross a bridge made of thin ice. He then covers his face with his right hand, but only briefly, as he now points his left index finger at Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: Hey-hey! You're pretty good at this!
 * Grounder: I'm programmed to deal with 27 different skiing situations!
 * Scratch: 27? No kidding! How many different skiing situations are there?
 * Grounder: 28.
 * Scratch: 28?
 * Grounder: Yeah! I'm not so good at ski jumps!
 * Scratch: No! Stop! Sto-ho-hop!

[A view of the bottom of the ramp is shown.]
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: On second thought, maybe I'd better stop!

[''Grounder's nose flies off his head. Grounder applies spiky cleats to his skis, and screeches to a stop just as he reaches the edge of the ramp.'']
 * Grounder: Phew! That was a close call!

[Scratch screams as he flies past Grounder.]
 * Grounder: We almost went...

[''Scratch pulls Grounder off the edge of the ramp. Grounder grunts as he is pulled. Scratch and Grounder both fly through the air.'']
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoo!

[Scratch and Grounder scream as they fall.]
 * Scratch: No-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: No! Help!

[''Scratch and Grounder grunt as they land in the snowdrift below. They grunt again as their sled hits them on their heads. Stars spin around their heads, and Grounder groans.'']
 * Grounder: The agony of defeat!

[''Sonic screeches to a halt when he sees Scratch and Grounder, and Tails flies up to him. As the sled falls of Scratch and Grounder's heads, both Sonic and Tails point their right index fingers at them.'']
 * Sonic: Okay, what are you two stooges doing up here?

[As Scratch talks to Sonic, he scratches his head with his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: We're... blindly serving our all-powerful master! I think.

[The sled is now inexplicably back on Grounder's head as he points his left drill at it.]
 * Grounder: Yeah, we got servitude chips that make us completely obedient to our glorious leader!
 * Tails: You mean Robotnik?
 * Grounder: Uh, I guess so.

[Sonic turns to face Tails and points his left thumb at himself.]
 * Sonic: Don't be ridiculous, Tails! I'm their master!
 * Tails: But Sonic, they belong to...

[Sonic turns to face Tails and shushes him.]
 * Sonic (whispering): Their circuits are fried! Maybe we can get some info out of them!

[Scratch and Grounder bow at Sonic and Tails.]
 * Sonic: Well, now. Where were we in our plan to take over the entire planet?

[''Sonic points his right index finger at Scratch and Grounder. Grounder holds up his right drill and hops excitedly.'']
 * Grounder: Oh, oh, I know, I know! We were testing the Ultra Freeze-O-Matic!
 * Scratch: Yeah, so we could freeze the entire planet and install servitude chips in everybody!
 * Sonic: How hideously clever of me! Take me to the Freeze-O-Matic! I have some... uh... adjustments to make.
 * Grounder: We'll take you to the secret igloo bunker command post, O glorious leader!

[''Grounder turns his left drill into a seat. He rolls up to Sonic and scoops him up in it, which is now where his right drill would normally be. Grounder rolls Sonic up the mountain, with Tails flying behind them.'']
 * Scratch: Hey-hey, hey! Wait for me!

[''Scratch runs up the mountain, following behind Sonic, Tails, and Grounder. Grounder's seat is now where his left drill normally would be.'']
 * Sonic: This is kinda cool, having bots work for us for a change!

[The camera zooms out on Sonic, Tails, and Grounder.]
 * Grounder: Is there anything else you desire, O exalted one?
 * Sonic: How bout' some hot chocolate?
 * Grounder: Yes, Master!

[''Grounder's head opens, and a mug of hot chocolate emerges from it. Sonic picks up the mug with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: And maybe a nice, relaxing hot tub?

[Grounder turns his seat into a hot tub, which Sonic lands in.]
 * Grounder: Yes, Master!

[Sonic drinks from the mug of hot chocolate, then smacks his lips and frowns.]
 * Sonic: Not bad, but it needs whipped cream!
 * Grounder: Whatever you say, mighty one!

[''Grounder turns his right drill into a hand, which holds a can of whipped cream. He shakes the can and squeezes it into the hot tub. Sonic screams as the can explodes, leaving him covered in whipped cream.'']
 * Sonic: I meant in the hot chocolate, not the hot tub! Whoa-oa! Stop!

[Grounder holds his right drill up to his head.]
 * Grounder: Yes, master!

[''Grounder turns his treads into spiked cleats. He screeches to a halt, launching Sonic into the air. Sonic grunts as he hits a tree, then falls and lands in the snow below. The creamy water from the hot tub splashes him. Sonic stands up and sticks his left index finger in his left ear. He then wiggles it, picks up some creamy water, and flicks it away.'']
 * Sonic: Man! I knew these bots were dumb, but these guys' brains are whipped!

[Scratch and Grounder bow at Sonic.]
 * Scratch: Let us serve you, Master!

[Tails points his right index finger at Sonic.]
 * Tails: You okay, Sonic?
 * Sonic: I'm okay, Tails, but these two dumbbots are more dangerous as servants than as enemies!

[A view from Robotnik's periscope is shown as the camera zooms out on it.]
 * Robotnik: So, my dumbskull robots have turned traitor, eh?

[Robotnik turns away from the periscope.]
 * Robotnik: I'll have to fine-tune those servitude chips!

[Robotnik then runs up to the control panel.]
 * Robotnik: But first, I'll bury that pesky hedgehog with the Ultra Freeze-O-Matic's avalanche activator!

[''Robotnik presses a button on his control panel with his right index finger. He then turns away from the control panel, and the screen rumbles. Grounder then jumps into Sonic's arms.'']
 * Grounder: Save us, master!

[Sonic then tosses Grounder back into the snow.]
 * Grounder: Ouch!

[Grounder then bows at Sonic's feet.]
 * Scratch: What's happening?

[Sonic points his right index finger up at the top of Mt. Splatterhorn.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Yikes!
 * Sonic: There's a big pile of white stuff headed for us,

[A view of the top of Mt. Splatterhorn is shown as an avalance of snow falls down it.]
 * Sonic: And I don't think it's whipped cream!
 * Scratch and Grounder: It's an avalanche!

[Scratch waves his arms in panic.]
 * Scratch: Ow-how-how-how!

[''The screen fades to black. In the next scene, the avalanche of snow continues rumbling down Mt. Splatterhorn.'']
 * Tails: Now I know why they call this Mt. Splatterhorn.

[Grounder bows at Sonic.]
 * Grounder: Yeah, we're gonna get splattered!

[Scratch bows at Sonic.]
 * Scratch: Save us, Master! Plea-ea-ease!

[The avalanche of snow covers the pine trees.]
 * Sonic: Some help you guys are!

[Sonic runs up to the avalanche and creates a wall of fire.]
 * Sonic: I was getting tired of all these winter games anyway!

[''The avalanche heads towards the wall of fire, which melts it into water. Sonic points his right index finger at it.'']
 * Sonic: It's time for some summer fun!

[''Sonic runs away, then jumps on top of the wave of water, holding a blue surfboard he is holding in both his hands. He stands on his hands as he surfs on the wave.'']
 * Sonic: Like surfin'! Yahoo! Yeah!

[''Sonic hums as he stands on his feet and holds his arms out, then chuckles. Tails, Scratch, and Grounder all scream as the former flies away and the latter two flinch as the wave approches them. Scratch then holds onto Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: Hold on for your life!

[The wave washes over Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Scratch: Ow-how-how-how-how!

[''Grounder screams. He then stands up and his eyes are filled with water. Seahorses spin clockwise around his head as he spits water out.'']
 * Grounder: Wipeout!

[Tails flies down to Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Tails: Way to go, Sonic!

[''Sonic runs up to Tails. He then turns to face Scratch and Grounder as the latter bows at him.'']
 * Grounder: Master! Oh, thank goodness you're all right!
 * Sonic: I'm all right for now, but we gotta stop Robotnik before he turns Mobius into a giant refrigerator! Let's speed, keeds!

[''Sonic points his left thumb behind himself. He then runs away, and the screen transitions to a view outside Robotnik's igloo fortress as the periscope moves back and forth. Inside, Robotnik is revealed to be looking through it.'']
 * Robotnik: Blast that pesky hedgehog! D'oh!

[Robotnik walks away, and up to a box that says, DOO DADS.]
 * Robotnik: And blast Scratch and Grounder!

[As Robotnik goes through his box, he tosses out a drill, a laser, a flashlight, a hammer, a toaster, a pair of pliers, a spool of wire, and a live defeathered chicken, the last of which runs away.]
 * Robotnik: Something's obviously gone wrong with their servitude chips, and I'm going to fix them all!

[Robotnik pulls out the servitude chip remote regenerator with his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: Ah, here it is! My handy-dandy servitude chip remote regenerator! I push this button,

[Robotnik presses the button with his left index finger.]
 * Robotnik: And my S.S.S.S.S. Squad is returned to my control!

[''A sound wave emits from the servitude chip remote regenrator. The screen then transitions to a view of the trench, and the camera moves up to the thin ice bridge above it. Sonic points his left index finger to the other side of the bridge.'']
 * Sonic: We gotta cross it!
 * Tails: Sonic, I can sail over, but what about you? It's so thin, it might break!
 * Sonic: Sno problem! Watch!

[Sonic jumps into the air and runs in place.]
 * Sonic: Up, over, and across!

[''Before Sonic can cross the bridge, Scratch grabs Sonic's right arm with his left hand, and Grounder grabs his left arm with his left hand. Sonic grunts as they hold him back.'']
 * Scratch and Grounder: No, master!

[''Scratch and Grounder pull Sonic back. They then set him down.'']
 * Scratch: It's too dangerous!

[Scratch and Grounder bow at Sonic.]
 * Scratch: Let us go first and test the bridge!
 * Sonic: Well...

[Sound waves appear above Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: You are under my control now! Get rid of Sonic and the pipsqueak fox!
 * Scratch and Grounder: Yes, Master!
 * Sonic: "Yes, Master", what?
 * Scratch: Er,

[Scratch chuckles.]
 * Scratch: Yes, Master, Sir!
 * Grounder: Uh, uh, yeah! That's it! Uh, yes, Master, Sir!

[Scratch points his left index finger at the bridge.]
 * Grounder: You should cross the bridge first because... um...
 * Scratch: Because we're not worthy!

[Scratch tries to punch Grounder with his right fist, but Grounder dodges it.]
 * Grounder:: Yeah, we're not!
 * Scratch: We're not worthy!
 * Grounder: We're not worthy!
 * Scratch and Grounder: We're not worthy!

[Scratch and Grounder bow at Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Okay, here's how it's done!

[Sonic jumps into the air and runs in place.]
 * Sonic: Up, over, and across!

[''Sonic runs across the bridge and stops when he reaches the other side. He turns around, and the bridge collapses into the water below.'']
 * Sonic: No problem! Come on, Tails! Sail over here and leave those dumb-bots!

[Sonic screams when he sees Scratch holding Tails' left arm with both his hands, and Grounder holding his right arm with both his hands as Tails struggles to break free.]
 * Tails: Sonic, help!

[Sonic points his right index finger at Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Sonic: Hey, put him down!

[As Scratch talks to Sonic, Tails grunts as he tries to break free.]
 * Scratch: Sorry, hedgehog, but your little friend has an appointment with the doctor! Dr. Robotnik, that is!
 * Sonic: I don't know how he did it, but Robotnik must have fixed the servitude chips! I gotta get back across and save Tails!

[Tails grunts as he tries to break free.]
 * Sonic: Be there in a flash, kid!

[A blizzard blows over Sonic, who suddenly shivers.]
 * Sonic: Not quite the flash I was expecting! Maybe I'll just stay here and freeze till' the weather clears!

[''The screen transitions to a view of Robotnik inside his igloo fortress. He jumps excitedly off the ledge.'']
 * Robotnik: There!

[Robotnik points his left thumb behind himself.]
 * Robotnik: That little blizzard should keep the hedgehog chilling for a while!
 * Scratch: We got the fox!

[Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder, the former of whom climbs down the ladder as he holds Tails by his left arm with his right hand.]
 * Grounder: Yeah, we got the two-tailed fox!

[As Scratch talks to Robotnik, Grounder climbs down the ladder.]
 * Scratch: We have obeyed your command, Master!

[Scratch lets go of Tails as he and Grounder bow at Robotnik.]
 * Grounder: We're sorry we worshipped the hedgehog instead of you, your worshipfulness! Forgive us?
 * Robotnik: Of course I'll forgive you... not! First, our two-tailed friend here is going to help us catch a certain hedgehog!
 * Tails: Forget it, Robotnik! You're a major evil dumb-dumb!
 * Robotnik: Why, thank you!
 * Tails: And I don't help evil dumb-dumbs!
 * Robotnik: Ah, but you'll have no choice; you'll be under my power!

[''Robotnik pulls out a servitude patch, which he is holding in his right hand. He points his left index finger at it.'']
 * Robotnik: The servitude patch! A servitude chip for living, breathing pests like you! And you have the honor of being the first one to try it!

[''Tails grunts as he tries to break free from Scratch and Grounder, the former of whom is holding his right arm with both his hands, and the latter of whom is holding his left arm with both his hands. Scratch grunts as he holds Tails back'']
 * Tails: I'll never work!

[''Tails gasps as Robotnik places the servitude patch on his left wrist. Scratch and Grounder let go of him, and he stands up as the camera zooms in on him.'']
 * Tails (in a monotone voice): Master!

[Robotnik laughs evilly, and the camera zooms in on a close-up of Tails' face.]
 * Tails (in a monotone voice): Master!

[''The screen transitions to a view of what looks like a snowman. Sonic is revealed to be under a pile of snow.'']
 * Sonic: Man, the weather around here sure is unpredictable!
 * Tails: Sonic, over here!

[Sonic pokes his head out from under the snow, then spins the rest of the snow off.]
 * Sonic: Tails?

[Sonic looks around.]
 * Tails: Over here!

[Tails is revealed to be standing behind a boulder on the other side of the gap where the bridge used to be.]
 * Tails (in a monotone voice): Come on, Sonic, let's go!
 * Sonic: What happened to the bots?
 * Tails (in a monotone voice): They took me to Robotnik's bunker, but I escaped!

[''The camera moves down, revealing Scratch and Grounder to be behind the boulder. The former is holding a set of chains in his right hand, and the latter is revealed to be holding a rope in his left hand. They both laugh evilly.'']
 * Tails (in a monotone voice): There's no one guarding the Freeze-O-Matic now, so let's go and get it!
 * Sonic: Okay there, kiddo, I'll be there in a flash!

[''Sonic runs across the gap and stops on the boulder Tails is atop. Tails waves his right arm mindlessly.'']
 * Sonic: What do you think, squirt? Pretty cool move, huh?

[''Sonic looks at the gap, then back at Tails. He screams as Scratch grabs him with his left hand and pulls him away. The sound of punching can be heard as Scratch and Grounder tie Sonic up in ropes and chains. Sonic grunts as he is tied up.'']
 * Scratch: Bwahaha! We've got you now, Hedgehog!
 * Grounder: Yeah, your fox friend's on our side!

[Sonic grunts as Scratch pulls on the rope.]
 * Scratch: Now that's he's got a servitude chip, he does whatever we tell him!

[Tails just stands mindlessly.]
 * Sonic: No kiddin'? Whatever you tell him?
 * Scratch: That's right!
 * Sonic: Bet you can't make him hop on one foot!
 * Scratch: Oh, yeah? Watch! Hop on one foot!

[Tails hops on his left foot twice.]
 * Sonic: Ah, too easy! Bet you can't make him dance the flatfoot floogie!
 * Grounder: Sure we can!

[Grounder points his right index finger at Tails.]
 * Grounder: Dance the flatfoot floogie!

[Tails dances, waving his arms about.]
 * Sonic: Not bad, but I bet you can't make him take off his own servitude chip!
 * Grounder: Oh, yeah? Watch this!

[Grounder points his right index finger at Tails again.]
 * Grounder: Take off your own servitude chip!

[''Tails removes the servitude patch from his left wrist with his right hand and drops it in the snow. He is suddenly free from the mind-control.'']
 * Tails: What? Hey! Where am I?
 * Grounder: Oh, no! We blew it!

[Sonic stands up, and Scratch points his right index finger at him.]
 * Scratch: Don't worry, we still got the big prize!
 * Sonic: Don't you dumb robots ever learn? It's called the Sonic spin!

[''Sonic struggles to break free of the ropes and chains, then spins. Scratch and Grounder scream as the camera zooms in on Sonic, who breaks free from the ropes and chains.'']
 * Sonic: Remember it?

[Sonic runs away.]
 * Scratch: He got away!
 * Grounder: D'oh, Scratch, we'd better report back to our glorious leader and all-powerful master!
 * Scratch: And fast!
 * Sonic: Get your free ski lift right here!
 * Scratch and Grounder: Huh?

[Sonic is revealed to be disguised as a ski lift operator and standing near the controls for a ski lift.]
 * Sonic: Free lift ride to the top of Mt. Splatterhorn, Robotnik's bunker, and points beyond!

[Scratch and Grounder walk up to Sonic.]
 * Grounder: Hey, did you hear that? Free lift rides!
 * Scratch: Yeah, must be our lucky day!

[Scratch and Grounder walk onto one of the seats.]
 * Scratch: Thanks, Mister! We're going to Dr. Robotnik's fortress!
 * Grounder: Yeah, and we're in a hurry, so you'd better crank this thing!
 * Sonic: You got it, buddy, but the stop at Robotnik's bunker is cancelled!

[Sonic pulls the lever up with his left hand, and Scratch and Grounder stare at each other in shock upon hearing what Sonic said.]
 * Sonic: You're going to points beyond!

[Scratch and Grounder scream as the ski lift starts up and launches them into the air.]
 * Grounder: Uh, Scratch, when do you think we'll land?
 * Scratch: Probably sometime in the next episode!

[Scratch and Grounder fly right over Robotnik's igloo fortress, which Robotnik is poking out of.]
 * Robotnik: There goes my S.S.S.S.S. Squad, and the servitude chips with them! Oh, those metal morons have been a disappointment since day one!

[''Robotnik closes the hatch with his left hand as he gets back in his fortress. The camera zooms in on Sonic and Tails.'']
 * Tails: What do we do now, Sonic?
 * Sonic: Do you still remember where Robotnik's bunker is?
 * Tails: Sure!
 * Sonic: Lead the way, little bro! We gotta get at that Freeze-O-Matic!

[''Tails flies into the air, and as he flies away, Sonic follows behind him. A view outside Robotnik's igloo fortress is shown, followed by a view of Robotnik inside it.'']
 * Robotnik: Let's see how Sonic deals with the Freeze-O-Matic's Icicle Isolator!

[''Robotnik presses a button on the control panel with his right index finger, and the Freeze-O-Matic fires icicles. Sonic follows Tails up Mt. Splatterhorn, then stops when he sees the icicles. The icicles land around him, trapping him inside. Tails flies above Sonic and gasps when he sees him.'']
 * Sonic: Yo, Tails, give me a boost!
 * Tails: Sure thing!

[''Tails flies down to Sonic, who grabs his left hand with his right hand. Sonic runs in place as the Freeze-O-Matic fires another icicle.'']
 * Tails: Hurry, Sonic! Incoming icicle!

[Sonic stops running in place as Tails lifts him out.]
 * Sonic:Stay cool, Tails, we've got plenty of time!

[''Tails screams when he sees the icicle heading towards him and Sonic. Tails lets go of Sonic just in time, as the icicle now flies in between them. Sonic lands in the snow below.'']
 * Sonic: Cool, Tails! Cool as ice!

[''Sonic runs away. The screen transitions to a view of Robotnik inside his igloo fortress as he pulls on his mustache with both his hands and the sound of an air horn can be heard as steam emits from his ears.'']
 * Robotnik: Fine, just fine! So the icicle isolator needs some work! The snowball snuffer will get him for sure!

[''Robotnik pulls the lever up with his right hand and presses a button with his right index finger. The Freeze-O-Matic fires many snowballs, creating a giant snowball that rolls down Mt. Splatterhorn. Sonic follows Tails as he flies up Mt. Splatterhorn, but stops when he sees the giant snowball. He nods his head in disapproval.'']
 * Sonic: Robotnik's slipping!

[Sonic pulls out a book that says, THE BOOK, which he is holding in his left hand.]
 * Sonic: The rolling snowball is the oldest trick in the book!

[''Sonic opens the book with his left hand, up to a page that says, OLDEST TRICK in red letters, and depicts a caveman holding a club in his right hand near a giant snowball rolling towards him. The camera zooms in on the page.'']
 * Sonic: See? Right here on Page One!

[''Sonic closes the book and tosses it into the air. The book lands in front of the snowball and rolls down the mountain, creating a trail of fire. It then rolls towards a billboard with Robotnik's image on it, near a caption that says, SERVE HIM RIGHT!. The image of Robotnik comes to life and screams as the book rolls under the billboard, then growls and shivers as the snowball hits it.'']
 * Sonic: Robotnik never looked better!

[''Tails laughs. He then flies back into the air, with Sonic running behind him. The screen transitions to the next scene, where they are atop Robotnik's igloo fortress as the camera zooms in on it.'']
 * Tails: We're here!

[Sonic scratches his chin with his left hand.]
 * Sonic: A periscope, huh? That gives me an idea!

[Sonic runs away, then comes back, disguised as an artist, holding a paintbrush in his right hand and a palette in his left.]
 * Sonic (in a faux French accent): I suddenly feel the urge to create!

[Sonic paints on the periscope.]
 * Sonic (in a faux french accent): Yes, perhaps this escape?

[Inside the igloo fortress, Robotnik presses buttons on the control panel with his left index finger as he pulls the lever back and forth with his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: Fine! So the snowball snuffer was a bust!

[Beads of sweat emit from the top of Robotnik's head.]
 * Robotnik: This setting focuses the Freeze-O-Matic's power into a very small area!

[Robotnik pounds his right fist on the control panel.]
 * Robotnik: I call it, Frozen Concentrate!

[Sure enough, the button on the control panel is labelled, FROZEN CONCENTRATE.]
 * Robotnik: Now, I just target Sonic...

[Robotnik walks up to his periscope and looks through it.]
 * Robotnik: What?!

[Sonic is revealed to have painted a sunny beach on the other end of the periscope.]
 * Robotnik: How did I get in the middle of the ocean?

[''Robotnik pushes the hatch to his fortress open with his left hand and climbs out. As he looks around, Sonic jumps in.'']
 * Robotnik: Huh? What the? I'm not in the ocean!

[Robotnik grabs the periscope with his right hand and turns it towards him.]
 * Robotnik: A painting?

[The camera moves over to Tails, who is standing behind Robotnik.]
 * Tails: Now!

[''Sonic is holding one handle of the periscope with his right hand. He grabs the other handle with his left hand and runs clockwise, spinning the periscope and Robotnik around.'']
 * Robotnik: Whoa-oa-oa! Whoa-oa0oa-oa! Whoa-oa-oa-oa! Whoa!

[''Sonic continues spinning, until he launches Robotnik into the air. Robotnik screams as he falls into Lake Splatterhorn, landing with a splash. Tails looks through the hatch.'']
 * Tails: He landed in Lake Splatterhorn!
 * Sonic: Lake... Splatterhorn!

[A view through the periscope is shown as Sonic targets Lake Splatterhorn.]
 * Sonic: Targeted!

[''Sonic presses the button labelled, FROZEN CONCENTRATE with his right index finger, and the screen transitions to the next scene, where he and Tails are wearing ice skates and skating over the now-frozen Lake Splatterhorn. Robotnik is revealed to be in the water below as they skate up to him.'']
 * Robotnik: Come on, let me out! I'll be good from now on!
 * Sonic: Don't worry, you'll get out!
 * Tails: Yeah, when the ice thaws in about a week from now!
 * Sonic: And after we've destroyed the Freeze-O-Matic!

[Sonic and Tails skate away as Robotnik growls angrily.]
 * Sonic: Come on, Tails, we're overdue for a chili dog!
 * Robotnik: Wait! Wait!

[Robotnik swims after Sonic and Tails.]
 * Sonic: Forget it, Robotnik! We're keeping you on ice!

[As Sonic and Tails continue skating across Lake Splatterhorn, Robotnik swims after them.]
 * Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog!

[The screen irises out on Robotnik, ending the episode.]

Sonic Says
[Sonic and Tails are standing near a two-person bicycle.]
 * Tails: Come on, Sonic, let's ride!

[Sonic pulls out a wrench, which he is holding in his right hand.]
 * Sonic: After I do a spot check, little bro!

[''Sonic uses the wrench to tighten the bolts on the bicycle. He then gets on the back seat as Tails gets on the front, and ride it away.'']
 * Scratch: After em'!

[Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be riding a two-person bicycle of their own, with Grounder in the front seat, and Scratch in the back.]
 * Scratch: Grounder, did you tighten the pedals?

[''Scratch and Grounder's bicycle falls to pieces, and Scratch and Grounder groan as they fall. Sonic and Tails turn their bicycle around and stop it in front of the wreckage of Scratch and Grounder's bicycle. Scratch and Grounder now have stars spinning around their heads as Sonic and Tails step off their bicycle.'']
 * Sonic (to the viewers): Kids, get it together! Take care of your bike and give it a regular safety check! Cause if it goes to pieces, so could you!