Lamp Sweet Lamp

Mirror, mirror, what does our future hold?

Show me what happens when our stories unfold.

Welcome to my wicked world, wicked world

Well, well, well!

The famous Auradonian kids.

Okay, Freddie. Retrack your claws.

But I just had them sharpened.

She's joking.

...I think.

Oooo, look at these two.

They're adorable.

It's sickening.

Hey! You can't talk to us like that!

And what, pray tell, are you gonna do about it?

I'll... I'll... I'll...

Thought so.

When I throw a party, I...

I won't invite you!

We really need to teach them how to smack-talk.

Do you remember the your-momma battles that we used to have?

Your momma's so week, old ladies help her across the street!

Your momma's so week, instead of poison apples she makes an apple pie.

Your momma's so soft, the only spells she casts are crying spells.

Your momma's so soft, cats share pictures of her.

Oh, snap!

Your momma's so soft, she's like... a pillow!

Well, what do you know?

These guys are even more lame than I imagined.

Okay. We may not frown and wear black, but we are not lame.

Yeah!

We can be rotten just like you, guys.

Yeah!

We can?

Uh, yeah.

Check this out.

Oh, what have I done?

Let me help!

Anyone got glue?

I'll be happy to pay for damages.

Watching them do this is worse than any punishment my mother ever gave me.

Oh, yeah. We have got to get them out of here before anyone else shows up.

Are we going to jail?

You gotta hide! I don't want them to know you're here too.

I don't even know how we got here.

I mean, one moment I was rubbing paint of Jordan's lamp, and, and the next... That's it!

The lamp!

I just wish we could ask her how we...

Then, my precious darlings, You just take two pinches of sugar...

Hi.

Is this a bad time?