The Romance Resonance


 * Howard: [singing to quarantined Bernadette, the other five backing him up]
 * If I didn't have you,
 * Life would be blue,
 * I'd be Doctor Who without the TARDIS;
 * A candle without a wick,
 * A Watson without a Crick,
 * I'd be one of my outfits without a dicky.
 * I'd be cheese without the mac,
 * Jobs without the Wozniak,
 * I'd be solving exponential equations that use bases not found on your calculator making them much harder to crack;
 * I'd be an atom without a bomb,
 * A dot without the com,
 * And I'd probably still live with my mom.
 * Friends: And he'd probably still live with his mom.
 * Howard: Ever since I met you, you turned my world around,
 * You supported all my dreams and all my hopes,
 * You're like uranium-235, and I'm uranium-238;
 * Almost inseparable isotopes,
 * I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get,
 * From the moment that I met you, Bernadette.
 * Bernadette: [choked up] Oh, Howie!
 * Howard: If I didn't have you,
 * Life would be dreary,
 * I'd be string theory without any string,
 * I'd be binary code without a one,
 * A cathode ray tube without an electron gun,
 * I'd be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon,
 * I'd speak a lot more Klingon.
 * Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam [Klingon for "Today is a good day to die."]
 * Friends: And he'd definitely still live with his mom.
 * Howard: Ever since I met you, you turned my world around,
 * You're my best friend and my lover,
 * We're like changing electric and magnetic fields;
 * You can't have one without the other,
 * I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get,
 * From the moment that I met you, Bernadette.
 * Everyone: Oh, we couldn't have imagined how good our lives would get.
 * From the moment that we met you, Bernadette.


 * Sheldon: This is the very copy of the Handbook of Chemistry and Physics in which I looked up the reaction rates of mendelevium and...
 * Amy: And what?
 * Sheldon: No. No, no, no, no.
 * Amy: What’s wrong?
 * Sheldon: I've made a horrible mistake.
 * Amy: What are you talking about?
 * Sheldon: This table. It’s in square centimeters. I read it in square meters. Do you know what that means?
 * Amy: That Americans can’t handle the metric system?
 * Sheldon: Amy, I was off by a factor of ten thousand.
 * Amy: But the Chinese team found the element.
 * Sheldon: Well they shouldn't have, my calculations were wrong. There must be some resonance between the elements I didn't know about.
 * Amy: Well, you just got lucky?
 * Sheldon: Sheldon Cooper does not get lucky!
 * Amy: You and me both, brother. It doesn't matter. The element was found because of you and that’s ground breaking.
 * Sheldon: What matters is the greatest scientific achievement of my life is based on a blunder. I’m not a genius. I’m a fraud.


 * Leonard: Hey, I get that you feel bad about all the attention, but still what you did is amazing. We’re really proud of you.
 * Amy: I’m not.
 * Sheldon: You’re not?
 * Amy: Sheldon, I've been thinking about it and you’re right. You don’t deserve any credit. All you did was misread some numbers on a table. A very easy table, too. Honestly, I’m embarrassed for you.
 * (pause)
 * Sheldon: That’s the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
 * Penny: Damn it. Everybody's better at this than me!
 * Sheldon: Congratulations Dr. Fowler, you made the fort.
 * Amy: Yes! (Smiles.)


 * Penny: OK, I gave this a lot of thought and I finally found something to show you how much I love you.


 * Sheldon: I can't believe I read this table wrong. I blame you.
 * Amy: Me, what did I do?
 * Sheldon: You distract me. I've been distracted since the moment I met you.
 * Amy: I'm sorry.
 * Sheldon: Well you should be. Because all I can think about is how much I want to kiss you.
 * Amy: (Jaw drops)
 * Sheldon: And not just on the cheek, but on the mouth. Like mommies and daddies do.
 * Amy: Oh, Sheldon.
 * Sheldon: (Leans in)
 * (Switches out of Amy's daydream)
 * Sheldon: Amy. Amy! Did you hear what I said?
 * Amy: Can't talk. In the zone.


 * Howard: Okay, guys, listen up-
 * Sheldon: Can't listen.  Zone.  (pause) Also, don't care.
 * Howard: Next week is the anniversary of my first date with Bernadette.
 * Sheldon: Really don’t care.
 * Howard: I want to do something special and I was hoping that you guys could be a part of it.
 * Penny: Aww, what horrible thing are you trying to make up for?
 * Howard: Putting something in the bank for what horrible thing I do next.
 * Penny: Ah.


 * Penny: Hey. How come you never do anything romantic to celebrate our first date?
 * Leonard: For starters you've broken up with me so many times which first date are we talking about?
 * Sheldon: Whoo, somebody call the burn ward. (Penny glares at him over her shoulder) Hey, I'm back to the zone.
 * Leonard: Besides I do romantic things for you all the time. Can you name me one romantic thing you've done for me?
 * Penny: I can name tons.
 * Leonard: Sex doesn't count.
 * Penny: Oh. I know, what about that bed and breakfast?
 * Leonard: I took you there. All you did…
 * Penny: I know what I did. I bet they had to throw out that rocking chair. You know, I can be romantic if I want to.
 * Leonard: It's fine... and also not true (grins).
 * Penny: OK just you wait and see. I’m going to romance your fricking ass off.
 * Leonard: That’s beautiful.. is that Shakespeare? (grins at her)
 * Penny (noticing that Sheldon's still walking up the stairs) Sheldon?...
 * Sheldon: Zone!!!
 * Leonard: He'll figure it out when he falls off the roof.


 * Raj: As I’m sure as you are aware the quickest way through a man’s heart is through his..
 * Penny: Pants. But Leonard said that sex doesn't count.
 * Raj: Oh. You pure little thing. You have one arrow in your quiver and you just can’t use it.


 * Raj: You’re young and beautiful and man are always throwing themselves at you
 * Penny: Yeah, I’m trying to be sad about that, but I can’t.


 * Sheldon: I've got to find a way to stop this thing.
 * Leonard: Buddy, I don’t think you can. I mean you know, once it’s out there, it’s out there. This thing’s like the science equivalent of a sex tape.
 * Sheldon: Frankly, I would prefer a sex tape.
 * Leonard: You don’t know what a sex tape is, do you?
 * Sheldon: No.


 * Sheldon: [Applause] Stop it. Stop celebrating me.
 * Admirer: Woo.
 * Sheldon: And no woos! Oh not you Dr. Woo. You’re fine.


 * Sheldon: How do I make them stop loving me?
 * Leonard: You can invite them to live with us.


 * Leonard: I have to say this is the best Top Ramen you ever made.
 * Penny: I discovered the secret ingredient, the flavor packet. That sucker is well named. All right, lover boy. Get ready for there is a crap storm of romance coming your way.
 * Leonard: Stop it. You’re going to make me cry. [Penny turns on romantic music.] All right. You seem pretty confident.
 * Penny:: Oh, I am. Maybe if you follow this trail, you’ll see why.
 * Leonard: Oh, rose petals.
 * Penny:: Yes. The most beautiful, and shockingly expensive, of the flowers.
 * Leonard: You made the bed. You are really pulling out all the stops.
 * Penny: OK, I gave this a lot of thought and I finally found something to show you how much I love you.
 * Leonard: Oh, wow.
 * Penny: It’s a first edition of “Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy”. I remember it was your favorite book growing up.
 * Leonard: This is great. It..Thank you. It’s...So much.
 * Penny: What?
 * Leonard: Nothing. I love it.
 * Penny: No. Something’s going on. What’s wrong with it? I remember you saying how great it would be to have a first edition.
 * Leonard: It’s true. I…I did say that…when we were at the used book store together and I saw the first edition and I bought it.
 * Penny: Oh my God. I am the worse.
 * Leonard: No, it’s okay. It was really thoughtful.
 * Penny: No, it’s not.. I mean..What’s thoughtful is everything you do. Here, you know what? Look at this. Look here’s the…the plane ticket you bought me when I was too poor to go home for the holidays. And the rose you left on my windshield…just because. And the…the thank-you letter you me after the first time I slept with you. All eleven pages of it.
 * Leonard: Can’t believe you saved all this stuff.
 * Penny: Of course I did. It’s you.
 * Leonard: Come here.
 * Penny: Oh.
 * Leonard: Is that a pregnancy test?
 * Penny: Oh yeah, just the first one. I didn't save them all.