How Doctor Strange Should Have Ended


 * Kaecilius: Okay, we've snuck into the Marvel's School of Kung-fu Witchcraft and Wizardry. Now, let's go steal some unprotected booksof power. Shall we?
 * Sorcerer: Mr. Kaecilius. I've already got this sling ring going into the library.
 * Kaecilius: Oh.
 * Sorcerer: I just can't take the book right now. Should I grab it?
 * Kaecilius: Uh... sure I guess.
 * Sorcerer: These sling rings sure are handy!
 * Kaecilius: Yes, they are.
 * Sorcerer: I mean when you think about it. We didn't even need to walk through this courtyard.
 * Kaecilius: No. I guess not.
 * Sorcerer: Hey and there's an infinity stone just sitting here unattended as well! Do you want that too!
 * Kaecilius: Holy crap! Yes!


 * Doctor Strange: Why are you smiling? Do you think that's funny?
 * Guy: What's funny is that you've lost your sling ring.
 * Doctor Strange: (Gasps) Ha ha! Thank's Cloak. Looks like you guys are no match for the Cloak of Levita... Whoaaaaa! Cloak! Too far!


 * Doctor Strange: Excuse me, please!


 * Wong: They are going to attack the Sanctum... Choose your weapons wisely. YES! HA HA! Wong!
 * Doctor Strange: Dormammu! I've come to bargain!
 * Dormammu: What is your bargain!?
 * Doctor Strange: Leave Earth. Take your eye makeup followers with you. And never come back!
 * Dormammu: Okay!!!! Fine!


 * Doctor Strange: You know... They really should put the warnings at the beginning of the...


 * Wong: Well, you saved the Earth. But there will be more dangers to come. World of the ancient one's death will spread through out the multiverse. Earth has no sorcerer supreme to defend it.
 * Doctor Strange: Ah yes... If only had a device that could reverse things that are damaged...


 * Doctor Strange: Mordo? What are you doing waiting tables?
 * Karl Mordo: Toooo many sorcerers! And obviously I had to get a job after I quit.