House of Next Tuesday

[The episode begins at the house of Next Tuesday.]

Announcer (as Salesman): Welcome to the fabulous future world of the hundreds of the House of Next Tuesday! In the world of Next Tuesday, Giant ants can rule the earth! [Giant ant are appeared] But fair not! The house of Next Tuesday is equet of latest extermination devices! [Magnifying glass zaps the Giant ant.] You see, the atmosphere in the world of Next Tuesday will be comploted to dying sickify of warm jiggling gravy. [World is made of gravy.] But fortunately, The house of Next Tuesday features air you can breath! [Two mens takes a deep breathes] In fact, It's climate control. [Coatman press the C button, the house are made of snow and Summerman press the H button, the house are warm. Coatman throws the knife at Summerman and press the C button, the house are made of snow.] In the world of Next Tuesday, Go the door salesman will be replaced by fishesly gravitsm picklet spot. [Door Salesman rings the doorbell like a fire engine.] But in the House of Next Tuesday, You'll be safe and sound. [He pours the honey pot on Door Salesman and Giant Ant eat the honey and door salesman. Magnify Glass zaps Giant Ant once again.] Wouldn't you like to live in the House of Next Tuesday? Of course, you would!

Salesman: So where did we going on about it? Experience it for yourselves! [opens the door] This gentlemen is to stay in the ark in lobstering living, A monumet to marten design. And the best thing about the House of Next Tuesday is... [inhales, Ren slams the door]

Ren: We can pretend me to trial. [Stimpy nods "yes".] Now uhhh, where did they keep the job in this dump? Ahhh, I think the kitchen is right this way.

Stimpy: Duhh, oh BOY!

Ren: Hope you got something for good in the fridge. [Ren and Stimpy walks] I'm in the mood of the future meat products.

Stimpy: REN, LOOK! [Ren and Stimpy was excited, runs and stops at Jerky 2000.]

Ren and Stimpy: JERKY! [Stimpy press the start button.]

Jerky 2000 Announcer: Welcome to the future of Jerky technology. The Jerky 2000. Please select the Jerky for the preference.

Stimpy: Hmmm... Teriyaki... Pepperoni... I LOVE SWEET JERKY!

Ren: Make mine sour! [Ren and Stimpy are pressing many times.] Man, I can almost smells like barbacue you'll ever know. [The sign says "Insert Meat".] HEY! [Ren goes in the Jerky 2000.]

Stimpy: Commansing jerky processing. Tenderizing meat.

Ren: [offscreen] OOH! EE EE EE! OOH! AH!! AHHH!! [buzzer]

Stimpy: Marinating meat.

Ren: [offscreen] OH AH!! AHHH!!!! [buzzer]

Stimpy: Tenderizing meat again!

Ren: [offscreen] AAAHHH- [yells gibberish, buzzer]

Stimpy: Lots more Tenderizing.

Ren: [offscreen] AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! AH AH!! AH! WAHH!! [buzzer]

Stimpy: Shredding meat.

Ren: [offscreen] AAAAAAHHH!! AH! AH! AH!! AAAAAAAHHH!!! AH! AHHHH!! [screams, buzzer]

Stimpy: Smoke and dry. [the smokes appears] Duh, oh boy! I do love a good piece of jerky. [Stimpy bites Ren's arm, Ren turns into a jerky.] Don't you, Ren?

Food Preporation Announcer: [in deleted scene] Welcome to the Food preporation. How may I serve you?

Ren: I'm hungry for some REAL food. What kind of stuff does this machine get out?

Stimpy: It's seafood, Ren.

Ren: SEAFOOD?

Stimpy: Yes Ren, you see, In the world of Next Tuesday, all food will be farm from the ocean floors.

Ren: Sayyyy, that sound very good. Why won't be eating till the night? [Stimpy presses the button]

Stimpy: PLANKTON! [Ren drool down, Plankton the whale was vomiting at Ren and Stimpy.] It should go down being easy, Ren. It's already prenight guested.

Bathroom Announcer: Welcome to the bathroom of the Next Tuesday.

Ren: YES! GOTTA GO! [Ren was about to sit down on the toliet and he starts running and points at the toilet] YIKES, man! That toilet seat is cold than a loud digger chicken!

Stimpy: Don't worry, Ren. No more frosty toilet seats in the world of Next Tuesday. Appserve. [Stimpy press the Toilet seat warmer, Kowalski are sitting on the toilet.]

Kowalski: Be ready in few minutes. [Ren looks at Stimpy.]

Bathroom Announcer: Thank you for using the bathroom of Next Tuesday. [coughs] Oh man.

Ren: [sighs] Bathroom is all yours, buddy. [Stimpy was having the Planet TV on his eyes.]

Stimpy: [chuckles] Funn-y.

Ren: What the heck is that?

Stimpy: It's the new senser of Planet TV, Ren. [Stimpy was hanging out the ladies on Television] The television of Next Tuesday puts you right in the picture. It's Fun! Here! You try!

Ren: [Stimpy put the Planet TV on Ren's Eyes] What the? Hey, I can't see anything.

Stimpy: I'll try to find you a good station, Ren.

Ren: Hey! My, my show was see it! I SEE IT!

Chef: Today, we're cooking something really good. Let's have a smell. Okay? Okay. [sniffs] Oh boy, That smelling was so good. I got a smell it again. [sniffs, Chef transforms into Ren Hoek.] (as Ren) Hey, that does it smell it pretty good. [slurps]

Ren: That's great too!

Chef (as Ren): And now, we cook our main host, A nice cold big fat lobster.

Ren: Oh boy! I love lobster! [Chef (as Ren) points to Lobster]

Chef (as Ren): Look how fresh tender he is. That's good. [Lobster transforms into Ren hoek.]

Lobster (as Ren): Fresh and uhh... HUH!? [screams, drops out the water, Ren screams, Stimpy look at the viewers]

Stimpy: Good heavens, Ren! What on earth for you watching? [Ren throws the Planet TV at Stimpy, Ren was a lobster now. Ren snaps on Stimpy's nose and it falls on the ground. Fades to black, Fades to Bedroom of Next Tuesday.]

Ren: Ohhh no! I'm not going in there. Some crocodating future is the battle probably ripping pets.

Stimpy: Aww, come on, pal. You just tense. You need the kind of relaxation only the pesture the Next Tuesday can be provide.

Ren: Well... Maybe you're right. Now get some shut-eye. [shocked] HEY! There's no bed in this room.

Stimpy: Yeah there is, Ren! There's an Insta-bed. I'll set it up for us. [press the button and a pile was appeared.]

Ren: That's it?

Stimpy: Sure, look! It says "Just add 1 drop of water".

Ren: Still made with puppets. You'll never work.

Stimpy: It work once I gave to my eternity belt. [Stimpy squirt on the pile and start growing on bed. Ren and Stimpy was screams happily. Ren and Stimpy was sleeping on the bed. Stimpy was starting whizzing. Ren looks at Stimpy. The bed inflates during Ren screams and Cuts to House of Next Tuesday. Ren and Stimpy goes up and he stops inflating the bed.]

Ren: That does it! I'm getting out of here! You did not get that.. all this STUPID tuesday.

Salesman: Oh, my oh my! Did I get demantine of the house of Next Tuesday also features- [Ren slams the door] CRIPES! How wished that we never come to this place?

Stimpy: I can arranged that, Ren. With that time machine over there!

Ren: Huh? Time Machine?

Stimpy: Sure, Ren. It's a kinaluded plat device.

Ren: How are we done? It is a time machine! Does that mean we can go anywhere in time?

Stimpy: Sure, It can take us back before we got here. You know, We'll use to be.

Ren: Or even, farther, the back in time. Two hours only to keep exploring our knowledge of Next Tuesday, or you can live easy street for the rest of our lifes.

Stimpy: Hmmm, you know? That just might work!

Ren: Yeah yeah, go do it, Genius. [Stimpy was controlling the time machine.]

Stimpy: It's almost ready, Ren! [pull the lever, Letter Slot Machine are stopped by "Past", The clock is spinning, Ren and Stimpy screams happily. Enter will open the certain.]

Ren: Good boy, Stimpy! Next stop, The Past! [Ren and Stimpy goes to the past, Fades to White and Fades to Ren's eyes] Ohhh, that was weird. I... I... [Cuts to Ren as a Lobster and the boil, Ren (as Lobster) screams, drops the water, Ren screams and running around screaming, Stimpy doesn't know the difference, The iris stops at Stimpy, In a few seconds later, The iris was closing completely at the end of the episode.]