IPie


 * Spencer: Hey, guys, come on.
 * Carly: Where?
 * Spencer: Galini's pie shop!
 * Carly: Pie for breakfast?
 * Spencer: No, no, don't say "Pie for breakfast?", say "PIE FOR BREAKFAST?!"




 * Spencer: I gotta have some coconut cream pies to go.
 * Mario: Eiiiy! I got to see if we have enough.
 * Spencer: What? You always have enough! Why would you say you don't have enough? Now I'm scared. What?




 * Freddie: [after trying to entertain the baby with a bear costume] I thought I heard you guys out here.
 * Carly: Freddie? Is that you in there?
 * Freddie: Yeah. It's me...
 * Sam: Oh my god, the bear ate Freddie. Bad bear! [hits a baseball bat on Freddie in the head, and Freddie goes down]
 * Freddie: Ahhh! Never do that again!
 * Sam: You're not the boss of me. [hits Freddie again]


 * Trudy: What do you say we move this party to the couch?
 * Spencer: Uhhhhh..... the couch is broken.
 * Trudy: Well, why don't we go break it some more!


 * Trudy: I wanna be an actress, you know like in movies and junk.