Fake I.D.


 * [Zack meets a college girl and lies about his age]
 * Slater: [smiling] So what happened, Preppie? Did she turn you down?
 * Zack: Guess again, my high school friend. She and I just agreed to get together and meet at "The Attic".
 * Screech: Wow, the attic. That is cool. There could be bats up there.
 * Slater: YOU'RE bats, Screech. "The Attic" is an 'over 18' club, and Zack's only 16.
 * Zack: That may be true, Slater. But by tomorrow morning, we'll all be 18.
 * Screech: Oh no. Mom said I have to move out at 18. I gotta look for a place.


 * Girl: What happened? You guys look terrible?


 * Girl: Someone's gotta tell Kelly?
 * Zack: Yeah, but, who's gonna tell her?


 * Zack: Kelly, I saw with my own eyes.


 * Zack: You sure you guys want to through this?


 * Zack's Mom: Good, good. You can start by telling me how you got in there?


 * Boy: All you need I one of these little beauties.
 * Zack's Mom: Aw, that's nice, Screech. I'll take those.