Operation: I.T.

(talking to KND Operatives via computers)

Numbuh 362: What? Okay. We're on it. Goodbye! (to another computer) Look Jonnee, I don't care which level you're on. Put that video game down right now, and find what Knightbrace is doing at the kipsie! (to another computer) Sector V, D, Q, I told you I want that broccoli bar shut down ASA now! Moonbase out! (bumps on Numbuh 65.3)

Numbuh 65.3: Sir, I want these official orders signed 73.0 seconds ago, sir!

Numbuh 362: I'm sorry, Numbuh 65.3... (gets hit by a frisbee) Aw!

KND Operative 1: Hey, little help, Numbuh 362?

Numbuh 362: (picks the frisbee and throws it back) Would you guys mind playing Whizbee on the Whizbee deck and not on my bridge?

KND Operative 1: Uhh, yes sir ma'am! (to another operative) Hey dude, go on this time!

Numbuh 65.3: Sir, what about those papers that need authorization?

Numbuh 362: Uhh... I...

Numbuh 96 (Dana): Numbuh 362! Sector B is under attack by angry history teacher!

KND Operative 2: Sir, the cotton candy machine is filled with ants!

(random operatives came and kept babbling to Numbuh 362)

Numbuh 362: (tensed) Uh, Uh-huh... okay... I'll get on that... yeah, I'll try... (gets hit again with a frisbee) AWW!!

KND Operative 1: A little help, Numbuh 362!

Numbuh 362: (flared up) Ooh that's it! I want every Kids Next Door Operative at the Kids Next Door Super Convention Center for a quick-topelate portanic super secret meeting at 0500!

Numbuh 2: Oh, boy! If Numbuh 362 called for a meeting here, it's gotta be something really cool!

Numbuh 1: (enthusiastically) Maybe she's going to commend us in front of everyone for our defeat of the mid-west moment of homemade coastal beast!

Numbuh 4: Well, whatever this is about, it better be quick... I got to pee so bad, I...

Numbuh 86: KIDS NEXT DOOR, ATTENTIOOON!!!

Numbuh 362: At ease, everyone. I've got something super-double important to tell you all. It's something that I hate to do, but simply can't wait any longer. I'd like to say...

Numbuh 4: Ooooh! Ooh! Oooooohh!! Oooh! Ooooohhh!! Numbuh 362!

Numbuh 362: Yeeesss, Numbuh 4?

Numbuh 4: Can I go to the bathroom? Pleeeeaaasse?!

Numbuh 362: Can't it wait? I'm kind of in the middle of something important here...

Numbuh 4: But really...reaally... REEAAALLYY...!

Numbuh 362: (angry) Okay! Just go already!

Numbuh 4: Yes! (left for the bathroom)

Numbuh 362: What I was trying to say is that running this organization is all-consuming job. One that requires strength, patience, and your willingness to share your candy with everyone. At this point, I feel I have exhausted those very things. So it is this time, my fellow Kids Next Door, that I must say... (to Numbuh 86) TAG! You're it!

Numbuh 86: HAAAAH?! (everyone gets shocked and emptied the stadium) I'm it?! What'll I do, what'll I do?!

Numbuh 4: (just got out of the bathroom) Hey... Thought I was going to explode the... hey, where'd everybody go?

Numbuh 86: Tag! You're it!

Numbuh 4: Hey! Come back here!

(Numbuh 362 surprised with Numbuh 1)

Numbuh 1: Relax! It's just me.

Numbuh 362: Ugh, sorry Numbuh 1... I thought you might be it.

Numbuh 1: Yeeah... wouldn't want that one now, would we?

Numbuh 1: So... Why don't you want to be it now, Rachel? Isn't it fun anymore?

Numbuh 362: Fun? Everyone knows there's nothing fun about being Supreme Leader of the Kids Next Door! That's why we have that stupid game of tag to decide who does it.

Numbuh 1: But you wanted the job back when Chad left, and you've been the best one yet! I mean, other your leadership, there's been a 60% reduction of the world's broccoli supply!

Numbuh 362: Please. It's operatives like you do the real work. I'm just stuck on the moon base doing paperwork, I don't get to go on missions anymore, I have to feed eleventy hundred kids with short attention spans organized... I just don't want to do it anymore, Nigel... So I called in a game of tag. Whoever's it at noon, leading the Kids Next Door will be their problem.

Father: Oh no you don't you're just trying to get me to say tag and then touch so that I won't be the leader anymore well I am not falling for it buddy boy I am the leader of the Kids Next Door and I'm going to stay being the leader until I've harvested your miserable treehouse's into enough broccoli to feed every kid in the world 8 meals a day of the stuff.