The Test (The Amazing World of Gumball)

The Test Results



 * The Internet—the power of infinite knowledge only a click away. A tool to transform the world and unite every being. And this is what they do with it. 26 pictures of llamas that pretty much sum up the human condition?


 * But look at that one having a bad hair day!


 * Sarah, it's just a llama-based ploy to ram as much advertising into your face as possible.


 * But it's good advertising. Look: "Doctors hate him. Learn his five-step trick for rock-hard abs!"


 * Sarah, that's a picture of a rock. The more we look at these things, the more our brains deterio-gen-aria-rate.


 * So you're saying you don't want to know what type of sitcom character you are?


 * No.


 * But it says it will blow your mind.


 * I wasn't convinced, but now they've added that tag line, I'm kind of intrigued. "Pick an object." What? How is that supposed to help analyze what kind of person I am? "Pick a word." Noodloo, Ferengoy, Classoflerp, or Maurice? These aren't even words.


 * Yes, they are.


 * Use them in a sentence.


 * I'm just going to the classoflerp to pick up my new ferengoy with Maurice. Noodloo!


 * Which of these is your favorite: a sock, the wind, Uganda, or a pickle?


 * I'm pretty sure these tests are created by pouring seeds on a keyboard and having pigeons peck at it.




 * What the what?! I'm the loser?!


 * Of course, you're the character the audience likes to laugh at, the loser. Usually likes to criticize everyone, but stays completely oblivious to their own failings.


 * That sounds like I'm some sort of pathetic punk! Wha-what did you guys get?


 * I got anime-obsessed fangirl who stalks the loser. Which is completely accurate.


 * I got lovable sidekick, usually the loser's best friend.


 * Another important part to play in the grand sitcom that is life!


 * This is ridiculous! My life is not a sitcom and that test is completely random! Look, I'll prove it.




 * Loser again?!


 * Being the loser is cool, dude. You're kinda like the antihero.


 * Uh, no, it's not cool, it's not at all who I wanna be.


 * So who did you wanna be?


 * Well, uh, I'm not sure.


 * Describe him to me.


 * Athletic, the strong silent type, but who's also really funny and has great hair.


 * Are you sure this is who you wanna be? He kinda looks like a muscly mime with a horse mane.




 * No no, dude, it's just— I just wanna be popular.


 * What are you gonna do, then?


 * The exact reverse of everything I'd normally do!

No More "Gumballism"



 * Alright, you're taking this too literally. I gotta put an end to it before you go to the bathroom.


 * You're right. I got a better idea on how to become the popular one.


 * It's not gonna be anything weird or unhealthy, is it?


 * No no no. I'm just gonna bottle up all my natural urges.


 * What are you doing?


 * Bottling up my urge to breathe.


 * I can see this is gonna turn out great.




 * How about you just stick to being nice and stay away from the usual Gumballisms?


 * What's a Gumballism?


 * When you say unnecessarily mean things like "Your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon."


 * Ugh, okay.


 * Hey, dudes!




 * Notice anything different?


 * Y-yeah, you look like a— You look like a cannelloni filled with idiocy! You look like the sausage on top of your head hasn't finished loading! You look like a snork!




 * You look like a new man.


 * Ha ha, thanks.




 * Your hair looks like a—


 * What was that?


 * The venom I'm keeping inside.

The Sitcom



 * I must say, you're way nicer to talk to today.


 * Yeah. Usually, you're a total picknitter.


 * D-did you just say "picknitter?"


 * Uh-huh. But now you've turned over a new leap, and started a nude.


 * Th-thank you for noticing.


 * Okay class, settle down please.




 * Are you sure you can maintain this?


 * It's a lot of venom to digest, but I think my body's getting used to it.


 * Well, be careful you don't get an ulcer.




 * Yeah, I'm way past that point.


 * Most people get indigestion, but I guess you get outdigestion.




 * Where did that come from?


 * I don't know. What's going on?




 * Hey Masami, I've been thinking. We should go out.


 * But we're already outside.




 * Hm, continuity mistake with the haircut.


 * No, I mean we should go out on a date!


 * Sure, meet you at a quarter past never.


 * Oh no.


 * What?


 * The canned laughter, the bad jokes? Nature hates a vacuum, and I think Tobias has replaced Gumball as the loser in the grand sitcom of our lives.


 * Hey, Clare. I've been thinking, we should go out. And I don't mean outside.


 * Normally, I wouldn't date such a loser, but I'm impressed by your confidence. See you tonight!


 * Yeah, I'm more concerned about Gumball. He's more popular now, but I'm worried his liver is gonna fail for all the bile he's keeping inside.


 * Sorry I was so rude earlier, it was very courageous of you to ask me out. So, see you tonight!


 * A two-timer date story?! That's the laziest sitcom setup of all time! That multicolored buttclam steals the spot for two minutes, and we're already swimming in lazy sitcom clichés!



New Lead

 * Hey, Alan! Do you remember that time when I was trying to date Carmen?




 * Hm, no, I wasn't there. Also, for the record, Carmen is my girlf—


 * Or that time when I was trying to date Masami?




 * Good times... Or that time I was trying to date Carrie?


 * Can you please stop doing this? I don't share these memories, I'm just looking at you looking up!


 * He's already turned our lives into some lazy clip show!


 * My dry spell is over. Tonight, I'm dating not one, but two girls!


 * Yeah. Putting aside the fact that it's morally disgusting, how are you gonna be in two places at the same time?


 * Easy, I'll just ask my genius sister for help. Anais!


 * What's going on? Why have I got a lisp?


 * & : What?!


 * Not only is he doing a terrible job as the loser, he's taking over Gumball's whole life and ruining that too!


 * What do we do?!


 * We take him out.


 * No! How about we convince Gumball to go back to normal?


 * Yeah, of course. We'll try that first. And then...


 * Come on.




 * Hurry up Anais, or we'll be late for the Battle of the Bands!


 * Now he's changing his story halfway through!


 * Chill out!


 * No! He's ruining the continuity! My continuity!



The Amazing World of Tobias

 * Hey, dude! You need to be the loser agai—




 * What the—


 * Gumball, you need to get back to your old loser self!


 * No way, man. I'm popular now.


 * Dude. What are you chewing?


 * I dunno if it's a piece of meat that was stuck to my teeth, or a bit of my tongue.


 * You're poisoning yourself!


 * It doesn't matter! I'm like that Roman emperor guy who kept drinking a bit of poison everyday to build up a resistance.


 * Oh, and how did that end?


 * Uh, his palace was invaded and he tried to off himself drinking poison, but it didn't work and he got hacked to pieces by his own soldiers.


 * Okay, that's— It would've been better if he had poisoned himself. But either way, you can see it didn't end well, right?


 * Nothing will change my mind.




 * What was that?


 * An ironic music cue.


 * Nah, it'd be more like...




 * Eh, scary one works too.




 * Wait, why is it suddenly nighttime? School's not even over!


 * Trust me, that's not the most illogical thing going on right now.




 * W-w-what's going on?!


 * That.




 * Mom, have you been buying food at the gross-ery store again? 'Cause this mashed potato should be called trashed potato.


 * The worse the joke, the louder the laughter!


 * What's he doing here?


 * He's doing a Christmas special now, apparently.




 * You know what, sis? I guess we learned a big lesson today. Christmas is not about presents, it's about family. So let's welcome a new member to our family: say hello to Gworp!


 * Yeeh! Gworp!


 * What is that thing?


 * The lovable alien who's only there to boost ratings!


 * It makes no sense, we're not even in the living room anymore!


 * We're not even on the ground.




 * What the— Okay, Sarah, what the what's going on here?


 * You need to be the loser again!


 * No! People love the new me.


 * Not everyone.


 * So, Penny, I was thinking we should have a dinner date at that new diner, Dinner.


 * That's easy for you to say.


 * No.... No, not Penny! Tobias, you—


 * That's it! Spit your venom at him!


 * You're—


 * If it goes on much longer, the sitcom of our lives will be so awful it'll get cancelled!


 * You—


 * Or worse, it'll turn out that it was all a dream! Oh, gosh darnit!

Tobias Jumps the Shark



 * Wait, what? What happened?


 * You had a boating accident while trying to jump a shark on waterskis. You've been unconscious for a few days.


 * Oh, you guys! Thanks for being there for me. I guess friendship is the one boat that will never sink.




 * Do it.




 * I would say "In your face!" If you had one.