Can't Get Home to You Girl


 * Miley: Hi birthday girl. What's up?
 * Lilly: Well I'm down here by the beach where Oliver planned a picnic and a romantic sunset walk by the water and any chick flick I wanted, even the one when Orlando Bloom falls in love with a mermaid and sells his soul for gills and a flipper.
 * Miley: Sounds like the perfect day.
 * Lilly: I know and it would be (frowns) if he wasn't sick.
 * Miley: Are you sure he's not faking it? I mean some guys would do anything to get out of a fishy chick flick.
 * Lilly: No he's definitely sick. You should have heard him on the phone. (imitates Oliver) Oh Lilly, I'm so sorry. (sniffs sickly) He's so cute!
 * Miley: Yeah because it's your birthday I'm gonna let that go. But don't worry, I'll be home in a couple of hours. Until then, go to my house, watch some t.v. and help yourself to daddy's private stash of Fudgey Buddies.
 * Robby: (overhears this and becomes shocked) What?! She's not family.
 * Miley: And when I get back, we'll do whatever you like.
 * Lilly: Aw really? Thanks. I'm feeling better already. (someone throws a Frisbee at the table) Hey man. (throws something at the guy)
 * Miley: What was that?
 * Lilly: Oh it's nothing. Don't worry. (gets knocked down accidentally by a surfboard) Hurry.
 * Miley: Don't worry. Nothing is going to keep me away from your birthday.
 * Airport Lady: (into a microphone) Attention passengers, due to mechanical difficulties Flight 64 to Los Angeles has been canceled.

(All of the passengers groan.)
 * Miley: Mousy voice ticket saleslady say what?
 * Airport Lady: I said (speaks into microphone again) Attention passengers-
 * Miley: I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!