How Wonder Woman Should Have Ended


 * Diana: I'm going, mother. Some has to stop Ares.
 * Diana's Mother: You know that if you choose to leave you may never return.
 * Diana: Who will I be if I stay?
 * Moana's Grandmother: I know a girl from an island. She attends to apart from the crowd...
 * Diana: Huh?
 * Moana's Grandmother: She loves to see her - oh I'm sorry this is the wrong island. My mistake
 * Wonder Woman: I am Diana!!!
 * Soldier: Shoot that naked woman!
 * Steve: She's taking all the bullets! Let's go!
 * Wolverine: RAAAAAGH! I'm in this war too!
 * Soldier: Oh shiza!
 * Wolverine: AAAAAAGH!!!!!!!
 * Soldier 2: This is totally unfair!
 * Guy: It's that a sword in your dress? Or are you just happy to see me?
 * Diana: It's both.
 * Guy: What?
 * Steve: Diana, no!
 * Diana: HRAAAGH!
 * Guy: Whoa! You're so strong!
 * Crowd: (Gasps)
 * Steve: Well screw this! Woooo Hooooo!


 * Wonder Woman: What?


 * Wonder Woman: What are you saying?


 * Steve: What are you doing? I have to go!
 * Wonder Woman: I said I can't hear you my ears are ringing!
 * Steve: I said I have to go blow up that plane to save everyone!
 * Wonder Woman: I can't do it!
 * Steve: No really! I want to! It's fine! Just let me go!
 * Wonder Woman: Whatever it is! I can do it!
 * Steve: No, Diana! I can save today... You can save the wo...
 * Wonder Woman: No really I can't do it! I have an invisible plane!
 * Steve: You have a what?! Oh of course you have that. Why wouldn't you?
 * Wonder Woman: Wooohohohoooooo!
 * Guy: That girl is such a Mary Sue.
 * Steve: Yeah, she's pretty O.P.
 * Wonder Woman: HAAAAA! And that's the end. So don't you ask questions and pick apart my story?
 * Batgirl: Nah. I'm just pretty happy we get to hang out.
 * Supergirl: Me too.
 * Wonder Woman: Well this is surprising. Thank you.
 * Batgirl: No problem. So you took out the plane...
 * Wonder Woman: Yeah, I took out the plane. Because things are getting way too Captain America.
 * Supergirl: What do you mean you're like Captain America? You just carry a shield with a star on it, fought in a world war, and had a boyfriend named Steve that was gonna sacrifice himself in a plane... Oh, I see it now.
 * Batgirl: I don't care if you are like Captain America. I think you're inspring.
 * Supergirl: Unlike some other superheroes.
 * Batgirl: I know right?! The boys making everything so dark and depressing.
 * Batman: Hey, hey, ladies! You want to know my secret idenity?
 * Batgirl: Ew gross!
 * Supergirl: No! Thank you!
 * Batgirl: You're like friends with my dad!
 * Batman: Hey, Diana! You ready to get started or what? It's time to assemble I mean the... It's time to unite the league!
 * Batgirl: What's he doing here?
 * Wonder Woman: Oh I forgot. I got to go help the boys with this thing.


 * Wonder Woman: It's really important to him.


 * Batman: I bet Green Lantern shows up too! It's gonna be sick!
 * Supergirl: Sounds cool actually! Can we come?
 * Batman: Oh, I'm sorry. See the Justice League is really just us you know? The Just Us League. Hehe, you get it?
 * Supergirl: Fine whatever.
 * Batgirl: You loss.
 * Batman: I said the Just Us League!
 * Batgirl: Or we get it!
 * Batman: And I'm the... I'm the boss. Do you know why?


 * (Adam Warlock arrives at Earth)
 * (Adam Warlock is holding a picture of Superman and Batman)
 * Diana: What is that?
 * Steve: Oh that? That's uh... that's my wiener.
 * Diana: Hmm... Weiner.
 * Steve: Uh...