Double Homicide Sandwich

(Mr. Peanut is walking into a room with two men )

Mr. Peanut: So whats my surprise fellas? I can't wait. (he then sees a piece of bread) Oh s%#t.

(One of the men gets out a gun and shoots him which makes his blood (which is peanut butter) spread out on the sandwich and his corpse lands on the sandwich

Man #1: Oh this is gonna be a great sandwich

Man #2: Not yet, soon

(A strawberry then comes in) which way to the free

Strawberry: Ah yeah which way to the free Ar-pees (see peanuts corpse and the bread) ah f%#k.

(He is then shot and his guts and corpse fall on the sandwich)

Man #1: How's about a free glass of water? A dozen free glasses of water! I'll even put ice in it!

(cut to static)