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 * Michael: Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet, and the office is like the dragon that kept them apart.


 * Erin: So tell me about your new girlfriend.
 * Andy: She's neat. I met her at Darryl's cousin's party. We were the only two white people there.
 * Erin: Aw, cute.


 * Dwight: I have had intercourse in the office.                                                                                                                     Michael: Alright--                                                                                                                                                             Dwight: As has Angela.                                                                                                                                                     Angela: Dwight!                                                                                                                                                                 Dwight: As has Ryan, as has Kelly, as has Meredith, as has Phyllis, as has Darryl, as has Creed, as has Michael and as has Holly!                                                                                                                                                                     Kevin: As has Kevin.                                                                                                                                                         Angela: With who?                                                                                                                                                           Kevin: She goes to another school.