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[The episode begins at Bus Depot.]

Ren: Farther... FARTHER! Come on, man! Don't you have anything farther?

Bus Depot Guy: Well, let's see eh, it's a small red dot and once a year let too me...

[Ren looks at Stimpy and he farted.]

Ren: FARTHER!!!

Bus Depot Guy: You know I was the 80 years in the planet vashing.

[The planet was pointing a star for Ursa Minor.]

Bus Depot Guy: That's as far as she goes.

Ren: Okay, we're all set. Let's go!

[Ren and Stimpy will go out of Bus Depot.]

Stimpy: Where are we going, Ren?

Ren: Oh no, it's not WE..... (inhales, cute voice) it's YOU!

Stimpy: But but Ren....

Ren: No buts. This trips on me. Well, see ya around, pal.

[Ren was walking over and Stimpy got a One way ticket to URSA MINOR and he jumps at Ren and Ren looks at Stimpy looks sad.]

Stimpy: But I don't wanna go to earn some minor! What did I do wrong?

[Ren was twitching his eye, and begins flashback the episodes, Stimpy farts on this episode "Son of Stimpy", Invisible Razor shaves a Ren on this episode "Stimpy's Invention", Ren shows Stimpy's three butts on this episode "Ren's Bitter Half", Stimpy will put on the happy helmet on Ren's head on this episode "Stimpy's Invention", Stimpy barfs hairballs at Ren on this episode "A Visit of Anthony" and Stimpy blubbers crazily on this episode "Sven Hoek", end of flashback.]

Ren: Well, I just don't like you.

Stimpy: BUT I LOVE YOU! Please, please take me back! Please... Bleahcemmmth...

Ren: Let me put this in lameless terms.... I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!

[The URSA MINOR bus drives, he honks then Ren was shocked and he stops, Ren and Stimpy looks he drives over at Ren and Stimpy, Bus driver came over.]

Bus driver: Someone get a plastic bag!

[Ren and Stimpy's side are in the middle of the bus then police, kid and the women fully shocked and women screams and he takes a pictures at Ren and Stimpy and the screen turns black. He opens his eyes at see the doctor and nurse.]

Ren: [gasps] Wha?

Doctor: Rash me, oy! SMACK HIM! SMACK HIM!

[Nurse smacks at Ren and the screen turns black once again. He opens his eyes completely and sees the doctor.]

Doctor: Well, so damaged quite expensive. Wouldn't they be insperationary for 46 hours. Even is alway vont to work mate. De found down me the few extra parts.

[Doctor sees a heart on a box.]

Doctor: But you don't exist. But remember, the important thing is, You are alive, und you have each other!

Stimpy: That's right, Ren. We do have each other.

[Ren was sweating with Stimpy's hand and he looks scared. At the Discound Hospital, a taxi drives on and Ren and Stimpy has two parts.

Doctor: At least have each other. Each other. Each other.

[Ren and Stimpy has a double header. Fades the clock, Stimpy snores at Ren. And the clock rings and Stimpy wakes up.]

Stimpy: Oh joy! It's time for our favorite show, Stomping room. Ready for some stomping, Ren?

Ren: Ready...

[Stimpy turns on a TV.]

News Announcer: Medium showers are reported re-

Narrator: Hey kids, it's 4 in the morning! And you know what time that is...

Kids: It's stomping time!

[Stimpy was stomping with Ren.]

Ren: [snores] Sleepy.... time.

Stimpy: Nothing to stomp to stop at sunday.

Ren: SUNDAY?! I've gotta get to work!

[Ren runs repeatly on Stimpy's body.]

Ren: Hold it! I can't go to work like this. Hmmmmm....

[At the Area 21, Ren was having a card and having a mid-air and the boss goes on.]

Boss: Do you know what TIME IT IS?!?!?

Stimpy: Stomping time?

Boss: You're late again, HOKE!

Stimpy: That's Ho-ek!

Boss: WHAT WAS THAT?!?

Ren: [coughs] Hoek, Ho, Hoek! Hoek!

[Ren was showing a boss's teeth.]

Ren: You have a dilekent creatures for a men.

Boss: Don't let diminase me, Hoek! Now get to worrrrk.

[Ren runs off, then Red Light, Ren will push the lever, and then Green Light, Ren was pull the lever, Tonic will put it in a rocket repeatedly. Stimpy will pop out.]

Stimpy: Wow. This is where you work?

Ren: Yep, top secret stuff, top secret. I don't even know what's going on. You see, when the light that turns green, I pull the lever.

Stimpy: Let me try.

Ren: HEY HEY! Stand back! You're not on the ride! Besides, you have a green laverage. I didn't of 30 years of night school for nothing.

[The whistle blows.]

Ren: 10 second break!

[Ren and Stimpy was waiting and Stimpy looks at the lever and the lever sparkles, Stimpy was having a bloodshot eyes and he pulls the lever. Ren has fully shocked and then Tonic falls down on the ground, Cuts to Ren.]

Ren: [panicking] RED LIGHT!

[The Area 21 are fully explodes into the million pieces, and Ren and Stimpy was bombed and the Boss came on Ren and Stimpy with a weird face and the nose pops out.]

Boss: You... you... ooh ooh ... you... you... you're.... [took five spits and coughs his teeth out] FIRED!!

[He spoke the last words with his tongue out and he looks at Ren and Stimpy has double header.]

Boss: You... you... FREAK!

[Boss has a skeleton's teeth and also fingers too.]

Boss: [pants] There's only one place for YOUR kind!

[Boss's finger will fall off and fades to Freaks Wanted.]

Salesman: So, what cralalocations do you have?

Ren: Open your eyes, man! We're connected you EEDIOT! [Stimpy nods] Two heads, two different speshies, WE'RE FREAK MATERIAL!!! [Stimpy nods]

Salesman: That's nothing special. Take a look of THIS!!!

[Salesman has a baby on his belly button.]

Salesman: Well that's freaky.

[Ren and Stimpy looks at Saleman's belly button, Stimpy inhales three times and he took inhales longer and Ren shocked and Stimpy closes his mouth and Ren he burps out of Chicken heads and Ren feels dizzy, Cuts to Salesman.]

Salesman: Hey, not bad. Hmmm... You know, You guys look like a couple of GEEKS to me!

Stimpy: [gasps] We're geeks!

Ren: Oh yeah? What does it PAY?

Salesman: Oh, we're union.

[Salesman was searching for his stuffs.]

Salesman: All the chickenheads you can eat!

[Salesman was handing two chickenheads and the comet was zooming ahead.]

[At the circus, Ren and Stimpy are in a SIAMESE GEEKS]

Crowd: Ooooh! Ahhh!

[Stimpy was eating chickenhead and Ren was really angry.]

Ren: What are YOU gonking at? Don't chu people have LIFES?!?

[People screaming, leaving the circus.]

Ren: [tears up] I know what chu' want... I'll give you what you wanna see! I'm eating! [bites an chicken head] There, are you happy now? You wanna see it? BLAAAAH!

[People comes back inside and starts laughing.]

Salesman: You guys are great! Take a lunch break.

[Ren was bored.]

Stimpy: Chow down, Ren. Remember, you're eating for toon now.

[Stimpy was eating chickenhead, Ren looks at man with two side mouth and two side mouth was eating a sub. Ren looks at worm.]

Worm: Uhh excuse me, ya gonna eat that egg?

[Worm eats the egg on it's body and Ren was look shocked at Stimpy chews his chickenhead and he swallows it.]

Stimpy: Hey Ren, Isn't it fun to be a fffff... [low creep voice] Freeeeeak???

[Ren becomes scared, hearing the people saying freak. Ren is sweaty but furious, then he stand up loudly.]

Ren: I AIN'T NO FREAK!!! You're the freak! This is your idea! I'm just your average guy. I don't deserve to be a company likes you.

Stimpy: Uhhh Ren, you're freaking out.

Ren: FREAK OUT?!? [giggles and laughs maniacally] I'm freaking out!

[Two freaks are looking at Ren and Ren was giggling crazilly and laughs maniacally and then Stimpy slaps at Ren.]

Stimpy: Pull yourself together, boy! Look at us. Haven't we got a pencil for our heads? Or nice cold cage to sleep in? You should be thankful.

Ren: [sniffs] I... I tried so hard to be good. [sobs]

Stimpy: There there, Ren. Have a chickenhead!

[Stimpy will put chickenhead on Ren's mouth.]

Stimpy: Shhh!

Ren: Thank you.... you've been so kind. [smiles] Well... [sniffs] Is going worse to this?

[Stimpy nods and the URSA MINOR comet are zooming down the circus at Ren and Stimpy, Three freaks are looking at Ren and Stimpy.]

Small head freak: Bow! What a freak accident!

[He takes a picture at Ren and Stimpy and screen turns black. Fades to Stimpy on a hospital bed.]

Doctor: Well, this time, that damage is much as expensive. Or do I even LESS do work mate.

Stimpy: W... what about Ren?

Ren: Here, you EEDIOT!

[Stimpy was looking Ren has a face on Stimpy's back side and he smiles at Ren.]

Ren: My face is killing me!

Doctor: But the important thing is, You're alive, und you have each other. Have some lunch.

Stimpy: MY FAVORITE! Barbacue Boasted Baked Beans!

[Ren was shocked and he scared shivering and the iris is closing completely and then The iris was shaking at Ren and heard a fart sound and then iris is closing at the end of the episode.]