The Signature

A Rumor About Marriage



 * There.


 * That was a great vacation. Florida was really good for my joints.


 * Hmm. But not for my skin. Taste like my bath water.


 * You need to stop eating things that aren't food. And also eat less food.


 * Thank you, Louie. You know, I never had anyone to share that kind of profound wisdom with me.


 * It's called survival instinct and it comes right after breathing without concentrating.


 * What I mean is I hope you won't mind if I call you dad!


 * Well, since this is already awkward, now would be a good time to tell you that your mother and I want to marry and move to Florida.


 * (muffled) What? Really?


 * How do you feel about it?


 * It's Great!


 * I'm impressed. I was expecting some kind of explosion.


 * How'd it go?


 * Well at least he didn't say no.


 * (muffled noises)


 * I WILL NOT LET THIS MAN STEAL MY MOTHER!


 * Come on Mr. Dad, try to adopt a different attitude and feel happy for Louie.


 * Dad adopt louie, Dad adopt Louie,


 * No No No!


 * DAD ADOPT LOUIE!


 * No! We won't let you become Louie's dad so you have the power to forbid his wedding!


 * Thanks. I had no idea where i was going with that.

Adoption of Louie

 * One for Mr. Finklehimer.


 * So, what are you guys up to?


 * Making a guest list for the wedding.


 * Oh, Can I see?


 * Hmmm, Something smells fishy...


 * No not you, those adoption papers.


 * Ha Ha! Those adoption forms you just signed now make you my son! I'm number one! BOOM! You are my son! Boom!


 * How dare you!


 * You should be ashamed!


 * Tut tut tut. I think it's time to go to bed now son.


 * Are you kidding me! I'm a 72 year old man! Who was always told to obey his father. Goodnight Sir.

Louie's Adopting Decision

 * Alright, you can crash with me in the lower bunk.


 * Thanks kid.




 * Sorry Louie it was mixed up. You were supposed to be our grandpa, but now you're our adopted brother, which makes your bride your grandma and your future daughter-in-law your mother.


 * louie adopt mother, Louie adopt mother! LOUIE ADOPT MOTHER! ha! ha ha ha ha!

Adoption of Nicole

 * Hi Nicole- I mean mom? Gosh, this is so awkward.


 * Yeah, let's just roll with it, sweetheart.


 * I guess now that I'm your son I need to sign up for school again. Here's the form.


 * Okay let's just get this on with so we can go shutter somewhere else.


 * Hey, can I borrow this shirt please?


 * Sure.


 * Aha! Those adoption forms you just signed now make you my daughter! and if I'm not allowed to see Jojo, I forbid you to see Richard! I am the corna! You are my daughter! Even though I'm shorter! Hey look a quarter! Ouch my hypnos order!


 * You're my dad now? How does that work?

The Watterson Family Tree

 * It's Simple. Dad adopted Louie and Louie adopted Mom. So Mom is married to our grandfather, which means she's not allowed to see her. And that's why he's wearing a bag over his head.


 * Wait, If Mom is now the daughter of our brother Louie, does that mean she's our niece?


 * I guess I am, Gumball.


 * Actually, it's Uncle Gumball, which makes me more powerful than you. Now GO CLEAN MY ROOM!


 * Nieces don't traditionally clean their uncle's rooms that's not a thing.


 * It's not about tradition, IT'S ABOUT POWER!


 * So wait a sec, if you get more power the higher up the family tree, doesn't that mean the most powerful person in the family is-


 * Me.


 * Not really because your also our brother Louie's fiance.


 * Which makes you half our sister-in-law.


 * Which means the most powerful person in the family, is Frankie Watterson.


 * FRANKIE WATTERSON'S NOTHING BUT A CONMAN AND A SHARSTER!


 * Don't talk about my father like that!


 * What kind of father says he goes out for milk and stays gone for 33 years?


 * Well maybe he's still looking for the perfect carton of milk because he loves me more than your mother's skinning boyfriend!


 * That's no way to talk about your son!


 * Well if my new dad hadn't stopped me from seeing my husband i could work things out with him!


 * Guys! We have to do something! I don't know who I am anymore, everyone is fighting, and it turns out sharing a bedroom with a very old man wasn't as fun as i thought it would be!


 * You thought sharing a room with a very old man would be fun?


 * You'll never be my dad! Frankie is my dad!


 * Never, Is, Can't, Your, Be?


 * So if we find Frankie Watterson, then to adopt Dad, and become his legal father again. That way we we can get back to normal again.


 * I was getting there!


 * No you weren't.