The Terminator Decoupling


 * Penny: [going through a box to find Sheldon's USB flash drive] Okay, I've got a box, but there's no key in here. Just letters.
 * Sheldon: [edgy] That's the wrong box. Put it back.
 * Penny: Oh, Sheldon, are these letters from your grandmother?
 * Sheldon: Don't read those letters!
 * Penny: Oh look! She calls you Moon Pie! That is so cute!
 * Sheldon: PUT DOWN THE LETTERS!


 * Sheldon: Of course, if SkyNet actually did exist in the future, a perfect way to infiltrate and destroy mankind would be to send Terminators back posing as actors who have played Terminators in popular films and television series, lulling us into a false sense of security, i.e., that’s Summer Glau from The Sarah Connor Chronicles. No, Summer, don’t kill me! I’m pro-robot! Ahh!
 * Leonard: At least he’s off the train crap.
 * Sheldon: Whee!
 * Howard: Sheldon, I owe you an apology. Taking the train was a stroke of brilliance! I’ve actually got a shot at a Terminator.
 * Raj: Oh, please. When it comes to Terminators, you've got a better shot of scoring with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
 * Howard: You’re overlooking something. I have 11 hours with her in a confined space. Unless she’s willing to jump off a moving train, tuck and roll down the side of a hill, she will eventually succumb to the acquired taste that is Howard Wolowitz.
 * Leonard: My money’s on tuck and roll.


 * Sheldon: It’s Sheldon.
 * Penny: Oh, hey, Sheldon! How is San Francisco?
 * Sheldon: I’m not in San Francisco. I’m on a train. Were you even listening to me?
 * Penny: Uh, no, I was talking to my friend, but what’s up?
 * Sheldon: What’s up? I’ll tell you what’s up. I’m in a crisis situation, and I need you to marshal your powers of concentration, limited as they may be…
 * Leonard: Give me the phone. Hi, Penny. It’s Leonard.
 * Penny: Hey, Leonard. What’s going on with Dr. Wackadoodle?
 * Leonard: He’s calling to ask you a favor. You might be confused because he didn't use the words, Penny, Sheldon, please or favor.