The Inquisition

The Superintendent Is Coming

 * Is the library up to date with the district guidelines?!
 * Let me check.
 * We should get an answer in a couple of weeks.
 * Gosh darn it! I'll just check myself.
 * Zoology... what the?! Are you telling me this is the latest edition?!
 * The monk should finish the new one by the end of the next Renaissance.
 * You have five minutes to find me some modern textbooks!
 * Uh... okay.
 * The vegetarian option is less ham??
 * Yeah, but to be honest, that was because we were running low on ham.
 * We're supposed to feed the kids five fruits and vegetables a day!
 * Do mushrooms count?
 * Yes!
 * Where are you going??
 * To scrape the walls of the locker room showers.
 * When I come back, I wanna see green everywhere!
 * I should've done this before, but I need to check your work references - starting with you, Corneille.
 * Elmore Penitentiary.
 * You worked in a prison?
 * Well, I did eight years hard labor, which I guess is technically work...
 * Pull yourself together, Nigel! You sound like a winded Chinese opera singer. What's wrong?
 * He's coming.
 * Who?
 * The school superintendent.
 * Elmore Penitentiary.
 * You worked in a prison?
 * Well, I did eight years hard labor, which I guess is technically work...
 * Pull yourself together, Nigel! You sound like a winded Chinese opera singer. What's wrong?
 * He's coming.
 * Who?
 * The school superintendent.
 * He's coming.
 * Who?
 * The school superintendent.
 * The school superintendent.

The Speech

 * Elmore Junior High. My name is Superintendent Evil. Let me reassure you, I did not come to this school to break you and rebuild you from the bottom up.
 * I came to break you.
 * This school, and its students, is in breach of every conceivable rule... including the rules of decency.
 * This is going to change. Any questions...
 * ...regarding my authority will be severely punished.
 * I am here to correct your outlandish behavior. Any questions...
 * ...regarding my methods will also be severely punished.
 * This school is diseased, and I'm the medicine. Any questions?
 * Very good! Looking forward to working with you.
 * ...regarding my authority will be severely punished.
 * I am here to correct your outlandish behavior. Any questions...
 * ...regarding my methods will also be severely punished.
 * This school is diseased, and I'm the medicine. Any questions?
 * Very good! Looking forward to working with you.
 * This school is diseased, and I'm the medicine. Any questions?
 * Very good! Looking forward to working with you.
 * Very good! Looking forward to working with you.
 * Very good! Looking forward to working with you.

Following the New Rules

 * Medicine? What kind of medicine is this guy?
 * Not the kind you put in your mouth.
 * Do you realize what you get when you change the letters around in Superintendent Evil's name? You get Superintendent Vile. Mm-hm.
 * Dude, his name is literally evil.
 * Hmm... e-vil... I guess. You gotta want it though.
 * (off-screen) I said stand up straight, young man!
 * Everybody knows the crescent is the shape of the slacker, the hammock, the despondent Frenchman's croissant, the moon that's too lazy to turn a man into a werewolf.
 * But what do you want me to do?
 * Stand up STRAIGHT!
 * Better. Now detention. There's a dress code in this school, and bare midriffs are forbidden. And I'm counting four on you.
 * He is so mean...
 * That's nothing. Because tattoos are forbidden, he made Teri erase her face.
 * How is she holding up?
 * Well, she tried to answer the phone but hole-punched her ear, and then got detention for having a piercing.
 * Well, at least she finds comfort in feeding the science lab lizard...
 * And have you seen Simian lately? She's totally trying to get with Evil behind Principal Brown's back. I mean, if she's gonna have two faces, why do they both have to be so gross?
 * What do you mean we can't see each other anymore?
 * I'm sorry, Nigel, it's just not professional for two members of staff to be in a relationship.
 * Simian, I'm cutting your pay in half.
 * What? Why?
 * For being half asleep on the job. Your left eye is closed.
 * You've been a teacher here for 300,000 years, and your methods are still as slack as your... ... everything.
 * Oh, well, he's not all bad. I think that moment warrants an extra-special high five.
 * Hmm... definitely higher.
 * Forgot there's no sound in space.
 * Watterson and Watter-adopted-son, detention!
 * But we didn't break any rules!
 * You broke the rules of nature!
 * That egghead is literally an egg!
 * And William's a telekinetic flying eyeball! Everyone here breaks the rules of nature!
 * Not for much longer. Listen to me, Elmore Junior High!
 * I've had enough of your cartoonish conduct. From here on, any abnormal behavior is to be corrected.
 * Now get to class!
 * No. The normal way.
 * So brave...
 * That's a broom closet, though.
 * Can you believe him? I'm pretty sure there's laws against these laws!
 * Well, I can't believe Carrie had to be buried if she wanted to attend class!
 * And I can't believe they used manure instead of soil.
 * We gotta do something!
 * What can we do? He's got the whole school in the palm of that weird, fleshy pink thing on the end of his arm!
 * ​​: Whatever you do, do it fast.
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: He forced me to have a body. My heart is in my mouth. Although... judging by the taste... it may be my lower intestine.
 * He's right. We've gotta move fast. I mean, half the class is already in Evil's office getting "fixed".
 * Fixed is a good thing, right?
 * Tell that to a dog.
 * Gumball... Darwin... you're next.
 * Masami...?
 * Sure! Heh... we'll... be right with you.
 * So brave...
 * That's a broom closet, though.
 * Can you believe him? I'm pretty sure there's laws against these laws!
 * Well, I can't believe Carrie had to be buried if she wanted to attend class!
 * And I can't believe they used manure instead of soil.
 * We gotta do something!
 * What can we do? He's got the whole school in the palm of that weird, fleshy pink thing on the end of his arm!
 * ​​: Whatever you do, do it fast.
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: He forced me to have a body. My heart is in my mouth. Although... judging by the taste... it may be my lower intestine.
 * He's right. We've gotta move fast. I mean, half the class is already in Evil's office getting "fixed".
 * Fixed is a good thing, right?
 * Tell that to a dog.
 * Gumball... Darwin... you're next.
 * Masami...?
 * Sure! Heh... we'll... be right with you.
 * Tell that to a dog.
 * Gumball... Darwin... you're next.
 * Masami...?
 * Sure! Heh... we'll... be right with you.
 * Sure! Heh... we'll... be right with you.

From Cartoons to Humans

 * Who are you??
 * I'm Tina.
 * Who are you??
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: I'm Tobias.
 * Who are youuu....?
 * ... Sussie?
 * Yeah?
 * Okay, that's a massive improvement. But still!
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: What's the hurry?
 * Join us.
 * It's quite painless.
 * It's better this way.
 * , and ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: It's better this way. It's better this way. It's better this way. It's better this way! It's better this-
 * Trust me. This is in your best interest.
 * What are you doing to them...?
 * Fixing them. And their transformation is almost complete.
 * Almost...?
 * BRING THEM TO ME!
 * We gotta get out of here!
 * No... we have to go back.
 * You're right... we gotta fight them!
 * No, I mean we have to go back because I left my butt in there. But yeah, that too.
 * Fixing them. And their transformation is almost complete.
 * Almost...?
 * BRING THEM TO ME!
 * We gotta get out of here!
 * No... we have to go back.
 * You're right... we gotta fight them!
 * No, I mean we have to go back because I left my butt in there. But yeah, that too.
 * You're right... we gotta fight them!
 * No, I mean we have to go back because I left my butt in there. But yeah, that too.

Saving the School

 * Track them down! They must not be allowed to escape!
 * Banana Joe.
 * Oh! Uh... What has he done to you, buddy? Remember who you are!
 * Shh!
 * Ba-na-na-naaa....
 * No! No no no!
 * BA-NA-NA-NAAAAA!
 * Ba-na-na-na ba-na-na-na ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na ba-na-na-na ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na na NAAAAAA!
 * Ba-na-naaaaaa.... NA!
 * Ba-na-na-na!
 * and : Woo!
 * Join us, Darwin!
 * Sussie, are you sure you don't mean... MAYONNAISE?
 * W-What?
 * Sussie say WHAAAAA?
 * No... no.... no! Sussie can't help herself!
 * Hey! Penny! This will snap you out of it.
 * Gumball!
 * Oh! Uh... sorry Penny! And, uh, sorry to... whoever you are.
 * Hey, Leslie!
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Yes!
 * Yeah!
 * Affirmative!
 * Hey! Penny! This will snap you out of it.
 * Gumball!
 * Oh! Uh... sorry Penny! And, uh, sorry to... whoever you are.
 * Hey, Leslie!
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Yes!
 * Yeah!
 * Affirmative!
 * Hey, Leslie!
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Yes!
 * Yeah!
 * Affirmative!
 * Affirmative!

Evil's Identity is Revealed

 * STOP THAT!
 * What do you think you're doing?
 * Putting an end to your nonsense!
 * We'll see about that.
 * Fistfight? Really?
 * Take him down.
 * What the...?
 * Rob?!
 * But who's hiding behind this mask?
 * Oh no. Sorry, everyone. It is just Rob.
 * Well, let's take him down to punch town!
 * Yeah! Then we can kick his butt there!
 * No, punch town is... is... never mind.
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: You fools!
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: I did all this for a reason! Don't you understand what's going on in Elmore? You have two choices: live in ignorance about what's gonna happen here, or listen to what I have to say! It might just save your lives.
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Okay, good. The reason I've been trying to transform you is bec-
 * Uh, I think that's quite enough.
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Thank you... thank you...
 * No, punch town is... is... never mind.
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: You fools!
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: I did all this for a reason! Don't you understand what's going on in Elmore? You have two choices: live in ignorance about what's gonna happen here, or listen to what I have to say! It might just save your lives.
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Okay, good. The reason I've been trying to transform you is bec-
 * Uh, I think that's quite enough.
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Thank you... thank you...
 * Uh, I think that's quite enough.
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Thank you... thank you...
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Thank you... thank you...

The End of Elmore

 * ​​​​: Ugh!  Why did they stop me?! Transformation is the only chance they have of escaping to the other place when this world...
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Oh no... it started.
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Oh no... it started.
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Oh no... it started.