Snowdown


 * Dexter: I know she is my sister, a girl and the neighbourhood champ, but could you please tell Dee-Dee to stop PUMMELLING ME WITH SNOWBALLS?!
 * Dad: Did you say...snowballs?
 * Dexter: Uh....Yeah....
 * Dad: They...called me Champ. Back when I had...the gift. (flashes back to his childhood) I was a natural from day one. As I grew, so did my skills. In high school, I was untouchable!
 * High school kid: Hey, grow up man!
 * Dad (VO): They were all just jealous! Jealous of my powers! For I was a king, a force of nature, I was the ultimate snowball warrior! Then I went to college. I was never the same again! (remembers being struck by one snowball)
 * Dad: That....was the coldest winter...ever... But that's where you come in! You can help me reclaim my title!
 * Dexter: Why not just let Dee-Dee do it?
 * Dad: No! Her powers are evil. Only as father and son can we truly carry on the legacy. Let the training begin!


 * Dad: Dexter, five words: Scoop, roll, throw, hit, duck!