Deadpool (video game)


 * Wolverine: It's Logan. Got your message, and for the last time, NO. You cannot take our Blackbird out for a joyride. Now stop calling about it!
 * Domino: Hey, Deadpool, it's Domino. So I got another contact for you if you're interested. The coin is good, so let me know. Oh, and uhh...regarding that "other" thing you texted me about? I can't... I mean was just supposed to be that ONE time and, uh... anyway, just call me.
 * Peter: Deadpool, it's Peter Della Penna from High Moon Studios.


 * Peter: Anyway, looked over your "proposal"...not going to pretend I understand any of it. But the answer is NO. We're gonna pass on your "big game" idea.
 * Deadpool: Whaaatt? He said NO? That was our chance to be in our own video game!


 * Deadpool: Relax. You know he's gonna come back. Ohhh, yeah, because of the...
 * Peter: Deadpool! Hey, it's Peter! Heh heh. You know...Dickhead! Remember when I called you eariler and told you NO? I'm such a joker, cause I meant YES, of course! The new proposal you sent over this morning went off with a big "bang" in the office today. Genius. Just genius. Soooo, summing up--congratulations! Let's make a video game!
 * Deadpool: See? Once again our explosive personality wins the day!


 * Peter: I've got my top designers banging away on a script right now. Soon it's ready, we'll send it right over!
 * Deadpool: Script?????


 * Deadpool: Hey. What's that? You guys tracking my every move now? But I haven't even accomplished anything in this game yet. ...and there's another one. Oh, so it's going to be one of those games, huh?


 * Deadpool: Hmm, now where did I put my autographed New Mutants Issue 98? ...huh? What is this cheap prop? Well, this was clearly made by a junior artist. Let's see what's behind door number 1!


 * Deadpool: Don't...make me...do this...please!!! OH-RLY?


 * Deadpool: Y'know why I love the internet? Because it's just like me.


 * Deadpool: How about I show you one of my Deadpool comics, instead... Holy gun-boner! Now THIS is what it's all about. Look at all this fine weaponry. I'm starting to get the feeling that no love was put into my apartment. Nolan! What's up buddy! We're making a game about me! We gotta have you do the VO man. See, here's the thing. People tell me we sound alike!
 * Nolan: That sounds awesome Deadpool. Listen I had a different take on it.


 * Deadpool: Why would anybody wanna see that? I sure as hell don't. Why do they think I wear a goddamn mask?!


 * Deadpool: Here we go. Smells like victory!


 * Deadpool: What's this? Alright, I got it, now what? Maybe we should get the door?
 * Fan: Uh...uh...uh...
 * Deadpool: Uh, uh, uh...underwater? Are you tryin' to say "underwater"?
 * Fan: Hello, delivery for Mister Deadpool. Need your autograph right here, please.


 * Fan: Hello, sir, I have a package-
 * Deadpool: So do I... Yoink! Heh-Heh... "Package" Shit. As I suspected... Words! Everywhere! Laaaaaame...


 * Deadpool: Don't need THAT. Edit THAT.


 * Deadpool: Hey Player! Just go with it! We're about to change your fucking life. A sewer! How quaint. Does anybody remember how to play? I never read the manual.


 * Deadpool: An unexpecting bad guy! Let's stealth kill him!


 * Deadpool: Yeah, and you spend those points to get cool upgrades. To make us more badass!


 * Deadpool: The more bad guys we kill, the more upgrades we can unlock and purcahse with our points!


 * Deadpool: I think I need to make an entrance. Time to go boom! That's what happens when you mix C4 with a bean burrito.


 * Deadpool: Hey, man, it's me! Deadpool! Didn't I go to high school with you?
 * Guy: What the hell is going on down there? Security! Get off your duffs and respond.


 * Deadpool: Time to hop the elevators. Where could they be...?


 * Deadpool: If this is what I think it is? JACKPOT!


 * Deadpool: We can get more momentum moves by upgrading our weapons.