Good Boys

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No, no, no!

Oh, fuck yeah.

Ahh

Mah, mah

Ay!

Mah!

Why's your door closed, Maxie?

Dad, I'm in 6th grade.

I need, uh, privacy sometimes.

Okay, I'm headed to the airport.

Be back in two days.

Please be nice to your sister,

help your mom,

and do not touch the drone.

I won't. Bye.

I-I'm serious, okay? It's

not a toy. It's for my work.

Yup. Safe flight.

Bye, Dad. Love you.

Hey, come give me a hug, bud.

I'll give you two hugs

when you get back.

I get it.

Why are you smiling?

You're just growing up.

It's exciting to me.

It's not. Stop smiling.

I remember bringing you

home from the hospital

like it was yesterday.

Now here ya are...

sexually masturbating yourself.

I'm not... I wasn't!

It's cool, fool.

It's like you got a new toy.

Best toy in the world.

You just wanna keep

playin' with it.

I just wanted you to know

I'm proud of you.

Okay, do your thing.

I'll see you later.

Love you. See you in two days.

Amy!

You are not gonna believe this.

Oh, oh

Multi millionaire aire

Multi millionaire oh

If you rich

put your bust down in the air

Yo, guys, check this out.

My babysitter told me

everyone in 6th grade

gets handjobs.

What's a handjob?

It's when a girl jerks

you off until you coom.

And then it's your job

to clean it up.

Are your friends jealous

you're dating a college guy?

- Some of them, I think.

- Yeah?

Hey.

Multi millionaire

Can I help you?

Look straight! Look straight!

Hey, Stranger Things,

go fuck yourself!

Fine! Go, go, go!

Do you know those fucking guys?

Oh

Haha!

No one gives up the

Turzan of Uzkara.

Lucas, keep it in the case.

Dude, it's worth 300 bucks!

600 now. I checked.

600 dollars?!

- We're millionaires!

- Yeah.

Do you guys wanna maybe

go to the skatepark

tomorrow after school?

I know what cocaine is.

Annabelle, get out of here.

Bean Bag Boys only.

I heard at the skatepark,

the older kids will

make you take drugs.

We'll never do drugs.

They destroy lives

and communities.

You have no choice.

Mom!

Annabelle, don't

antagonize your brother.

Come on, go upstairs.

Now, hey.

All right, Bean Bag Boys,

finish up.

It's a school night.

Lights out: 8:30.

What? You said 8:45!

Hey, finish up.

I don't think I want to

go to the skatepark.

We're in 6th grade now.

We need to start doing

6th grade things.

Oooh! You wanna see

Brixlee, don't you?

Do you wanna be mine

Do you want my mind

Do you wanna be mine

Be my valentine

Hi.

Oh, my God!

Mom!

This park is fuckin' lit.

You guys,

the Scooter Squad is here.

You know who's

really good at burns?

Atticus L. He's so funny.

Atticus L.?

I'd smoke him at burn war.

Right, Max?

But I need you

girl I got you

But do you got me

Baby, I'd ride for you

Oooh.

So?

Are you gonna give Brixlee

the necklace you made her?

No, shut up.

I haven't put it

in the kiln yet.

You always have an excuse.

Thor, you never talk to girls.

Girls are a distraction.

Rock of Ages auditions

are in two days.

And I don't wanna be tied down

Max! Come here!

Hey, Taylor.

People are saying you made

Brixlee a necklace in Art Class.

Nice try, but I don't talk

about my art projects

before they're finished.

If she had a crush on you,

would you admit you

had a crush on her?

Does she have a crush on me?

I don't know.

I've never asked her.

See you tomorrow.

Bye.

Fuck.

So, how'd it go, lover boy?

Uh, she might know

about the necklace.

Veggie lasagna for dinner?

Everything's comin' up Lucas.

I'll see you guys at school.

Bye!

Be safe.

Scooter boys, scooter boys.

Act cool.

Act cool.

Sup, Atticus.

You guys wanna see

something cool?

Hell, yeah.

What are we up to?

What are we doing?

We're gonna sip a beer.

Scared?

No!

I've had, like,

5,000 sips of beer.

Bitch, please.

Soren has the record:

Three sips.

Three sips?

Three sips.

Oh.

Already feelin' somethin'.

Delicious.

Careful, it's hot.

Are you gonna drink it or not?

Ugh.

I forgot, I have musical

auditions this Friday.

They drug test for beer.

Thor, just admit you're

scared little, little baby.

No, I'm not.

Want me to put the beer

in a sippy cup for you?

Sippy cup.

No.

Sippy cup.

Amazing burn, Atticus.

It's not a good burn.

His dad has two DUIs

and has to take

the train to work.

That's a good burn.

Sippy cup, sing us a song.

No.

How about,

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bitch?

Sippy cup!

Sippy cup!

You know guys, he'll do it but,

he just needs more

time to think.

Sippy cup! Sippy cup!

Bye.

Lasagna and soda?

Don't tell my parents

you gave me these.

We're getting a divorce.

What do you mean?

I'm tellin' you, everything's

gonna stay the same.

We promise.

Will we still watch

This Is Us together?

Yes, of course,

that's our favorite show.

That's a family show.

Except now you gonna see it on

two-two different TVs.

In two different houses.

So you gonna have to

watch an episode twice.

What about Taco Tuesday?

Taco Tuesday still goin' down,

matter of fact, you gonna have

two Taco Tuesdays, just

one on Wednesday now.

Twice the fun.

Twice the fun, twice the tacos.

Everything's gonna

stay the same, so.

Me and your mom,

we still best friends, right?

Mm-hmm.

I mean, would be nice

to have tacos together

as a family, just have it

change to Wednesday...

I'm walking on sunshine

On... sunshine...

And don't it feel good?

Hey!

Na na na na, na na na na

Now every time

I go for the mailbox

Gotta hold myself down

Hey!

Na na na na, na na na na

'Cause I just can't wait

till you write me

You're comin' around

Hey!

Thor! Inspired!

Voice of an angel, man!

I'm walkin' on sunshine

Wo-oh

I'm walkin' on sunshine

Walking on sunshine

What are we walkin' on?

Walking on...

sunshine...

And don't it feel good?

It does feel good, don't it?

What's wrong?

This song always makes me sad.

Don't forget.

Rock of Ages auditions

are tomorrow.

It's my favorite musical.

I did make some pretty

big changes though

based on my time in Holly-weird.

I think it'll really inspire

those of you

who dare to dream.

Sick!

So I looked at her, but she was

looking in the other direction.

Then she looked at me,

I was looking in

the other direction.

So, I think that someday

we're gonna make eye contact.

That's cool.

This musical is gonna be lit.

Hey, Soren, look at this.

Sippy cup is signing

up for the musical.

Singing is for tryhards.

No! Uh, someone signed

me up as a joke.

I was just crossing it off, see?

Yeah, whatever, bitch tits.

Enough.

Let's go.

I have places to be.

Sorry, Soren.

Don't listen to Atticus.

His dad doesn't even pay taxes.

It doesn't matter what Atticus says.

I've been thinking

about quitting singing

ever since I was young.

Come on,

we're gonna miss fish sticks.

Whoa!

That's the best

lunch I've ever seen.

Yeah, my parents are being

super nice because...

because...

they're great.

They're great and

everything's good.

Ooh, wait, is that a new earring?

Yes! Finally!

Thank you for noticing.

It looks cute on you.

Max, I'm not going for cute,

I'm going for sexy and hot.

Those are the only two

things I'm looking for.

You like it?

It looks infected.

Soren's so cool.

I heard he beat up Derek Bachman

and blowjobbed his sister.

He blowjobbed his own sister?

No, he blowjobbed Derek's sister.

Fucking legend.

I think Soren's calling me.

Uh

Yeah, I'ma get down

Throwin' it down

Now you know

If you didn't know

now bitch you know now

Sup.

Sup.

I heard you sipped a beer

like a fucking champ.

Yeah, I took a pretty

big sip, actually.

Cool.

I'm having a party

tomorrow night.

All these fools are comin'.

You in?

You should come.

Trust me.

Yeah, I'll come,

but, you know,

have to ask my mom.

Also, gonna be a kissing party.

You French kissed

girls before, right?

Yeah.

Of course.

Where?

Their mouths?

Yeah, dawg.

He's not about to start sitting

with the popular kids, is he?

No. If anyone should be

over there, it's me.

We heard kids were

calling you "sippy cup".

And we just wanted to let

you know you can always call

the Student Coalition Against

Bullying for protection.

Does this look like a sippy cup?

No.

It's a fucking juice box.

'Cause I'm not a fucking child.

So rude.

Like, can I bring Thor and Lucas?

So random.

No, they're cool.

Trying to keep it

half girls, half guys.

You feel me, dawg?

I feel you, dawg, but

they're my best friends.

We do everything together.

We're the Bean Bag Boys.

That's a dope ass name.

Fuck it. Bring 'em.

I'd have 'em roll

with my squad, too.

Let me know what

your mom says, dawg.

Okay. Bye dawg. Bye dawgs.

So?

Soren just invited

us to his party.

- Soren?

- Yeah.

He said my name?

He said Thor?

Pretty much.

Sweet.

Oh, there's also

gonna be girls there.

You know what that means?

Drama.

Kissing.

So...

do you guys know how to kiss?

- I have no... No. No.

- No.

Type "kissing".

No, no, "boobs".

"Breast cancer research."

"How to find a bra that fits."

I have an idea.

"Are you 18 or older?"

I'm gonna click yes.

We're not 18 or older.

This is gonna go on

our permanent record.

I'm your stepmother.

You are not supposed to be

looking at me in the shower.

Don't tell my dad, it could

make things worse for me

Get up!

Get up.

He's in trouble.

You deserve punishment.

Pull down your shorts.

Is that what happens

when you get a stepmom?

Ewww!

Ugh.

No way that's

gonna fit in there.

Get out of there, girl!

Where did his hand go?

Oh, my God!

Nobody even kissed.

Yeah, not in their mouths...

at least.

My parents have a CPR doll.

We can go practice

kissing on that.

Come on.

This is a really pretty CPR doll.

I guess I'll go first.

Stop!

What are you doing?

Kissing her?

You can't kiss someone

without their permission.

Remember from Assembly?

Pretend it's Brixlee.

Try to be a gentleman.

Okay.

Brixlee, can I kiss you?

Why?

Why?

Yeah. What do you like about me?

Well...

you're sweet,

you smell good,

you're smart, too.

You always push Henry

in his wheelchair

even though he's super mean.

And just when I think

I've got you figured out,

you go ahead and

start skateboarding.

I consent.

How was it?

Sticky.

Why does she have

hair in her mouth?

You know what, this

isn't teaching us anything.

We're missing real

people kissing.

That's the only way to know

if we're doing it right.

My neighbor's a total nymphomaniac.

Her boyfriend's always over.

She starts fires?

No, that's a pyromaniac.

She's a nymphomaniac.

Someone who has sex

on land and sea.

- Seriously?

- Shh, shh, shh.

Okay, I was gonna wait till

tomorrow to surprise you,

but can I just tell you?

No, we're good.

No, you wanna know.

Ugh, I can barely see anything.

I know we haven't

been hanging out much

you know, ever since I met Benji,

but I wanna make it up to you.

So, tomorrow,

I'm skipping school

and we're driving to the city

to see Kendrick Lamar.

Shut up!

And we're gonna do Molly.

You thought of everything.

Of course I fucking have,

it's gonna be amazing!

Hey, girls!

Well, Benji got us the Molly.

Benjamin.

Thank you.

Look.

This isn't working.

Maybe we could go climb a tree.

No, they'd see us.

No, I just meant

let's go climb a tree.

Dude, wait.

I know a way

we can see them kiss.

I can't.

It has a camera.

We can see everything.

We can learn technique.

It's for his dad's work.

It's not a toy.

Of course it's a toy.

They sell it at toy stores.

My uncle flew a

drone for the army.

And now he yells in his sleep

and has crazy diarrhea.

It's messed up that he

even keeps it in the house.

You have to walk by it every day.

- He's torturing you.

- It's true.

It's like when your cousin walks

around in a bikini and she taunts you.

If he finds out,

you'll be grounded.

You won't be able

to go to Soren's.

And even worse,

you'll lose your father's trust.

That's true, too.

She'll love you for who you are.

Yeah, a shitty kisser.

Remember the porn from earlier?

That guy didn't even

know how to kiss.

He was just licking

that woman's asshole.

You wanna kiss an asshole, Max?

Nope.

Max, don't listen to him.

He just wants to go because

he's obsessed with popular boys.

Believe me, Max,

you don't wanna go to Soren's

not knowing how to kiss.

Whoo!

So tomorrow,

after you get some girl time,

why don't you come over

for some man time?

No, I told you I'm hanging

out with Lily this weekend.

Yeah, it's just...

you know, it's hard

for me not to see you

'cause you're my best friend.

But Lily's my best friend.

Yeah, totally, totally get it.

How about if just hang out

with my ex, Margaret?

Are you trying to

make me jealous?

Uh, no. Why, are you jealous?

Yeah, this isn't working out.

I know. You're not hot enough

to be acting like this.

So, the next time

that you're wondering

where all the nice guys went,

just remember that you let

one walk right out the door.

What?

I didn't say anything.

I never wanna see you again.

You okay?

Where'd the guy go?

Who cares?

The girls just hugged.

They are definitely gonna kiss.

Do you mind if we get closer?

What is that?

Fucking spying on us.

- All right, it's my turn to fly.

- Give it!

- You're gonna buzz 'em.

- No!

You're gonna break it.

You want it? Fine!

Yes!

Ha!

Aah!

No!

Shit!

What the hell, Thor?

It was both of our faults.

My dad's gonna kill me.

What do we do now?

Whoa!

We say there was a break-in.

They trashed the place

and took the drone.

That's the most stupid

fucking idea I've ever heard.

Guys, guys!

All we have to do is just go

up there and tell the truth.

Then God would be on our side.

Hey, can I help you?

I hope so, ma'am.

We were using our drone to

follow a family of turtles,

and we thought it might've

crashed in your backyard.

Oh, yeah, yeah, it's here.

Come on in.

So you guys like turtles?

- Yeah.

- That's awesome.

Time's up, motherfuckers.

Shit, it's a trap!

You think I give a fuck

about turtles?

We're sorry, we just wanted

to learn how to kiss.

Lucas, that's none of their business.

We should've just told the truth.

We're going to a kissing party

and none of us have ever

kissed and we're scared!

Goddammit, Lucas.

I've had sex before

but I've never kissed a girl.

Just go online and type in

"how to kiss".

That's what everyone does.

Oh...

It's very easy.

Look, can we please

have our drone back?

It's a BD Rolling Thunder.

It's my dad's.

He needs it for work.

Can I please have it back?

I really need it. Please.

I don't think so.

If you don't give it back,

I'll tell my dad you stole it.

Then I'll tell him

that you're a pervert.

We'll tell the whole school.

This is sensual harassment.

I'll tell everyone that

you're a misogynist.

I never massaged anyone.

This is what happens when

you don't respect women.

I respect women.

My mom's my best friend.

What about me?

I am so fucked.

My dad's gonna kill me.

You had to snoop on them.

You're such a feminist.

I'm-I'm not a feminist.

I love women.

And my parents are definitely

gonna call your guys' parents.

We're all gonna get grounded.

Forget Soren's party.

We're fucked.

Why are you smiling?

This is actually your fault.

This is leverage.

Ho-ho!

Bingo.

What is it?

I have no idea.

That's a tampon.

What's it for?

Girls shove it up their buttholes

to stop babies from coming out.

And 8th grader told me that.

The human body is truly a mystery.

Can't believe they still eat chewables.

Gummies are so much better.

I like the chewables.

I want one.

Fucking childproof bullshit.

Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!

It's the girls!

Hello?

You took my bag,

that has my license, my phone...

Bring it back right now!

Fuck that noise.

I want my drone back.

I got this. I got this.

What did you just say,

you little bitch?

I'll take a shit

down your throat!

Why are you talking like that?

Hannah, I have a little brother.

You're supposed to scare them.

Well, you scared me.

Listen, we were just trying

to teach you a lesson,

I promise you, we were

gonna give the drone back.

No way!

They could trick us again.

Or overpower us.

Oh, my God.

What if they take the Molly?

They won't be able to take it.

No, they're children,

they would die.

This is Max from earlier.

Meet us at the playground

across from John Adams

tomorrow at 7:40 a.m.

Bring the drone.

And don't fuck with the

Bean Bag Boys!

That was tough.

Very tough.

Kinda got a hold on

the toughness first.

We're still on the phone.

Shit!

Turn it off!

Ow.

Don't come any closer!

Why?

'Cause you could overpower us.

So put the drone on the slide

and count back from a hundred

and close your eyes.

And don't try anything funny.

There are witnesses.

Kid, we have a long

drive ahead of us.

So give us the bag

or I will hurt you.

Do not test me.

Threats will get you

nowhere, Hanson.

Just give us the fucking Molly!

Okay, who's Molly?

'Cause she's not with us.

Guys, Molly is a sex drug.

Dateline did an expos on it.

You had us bring drugs

to a fucking playground?

There are children here!

It's okay. I know what to do.

We're making a citizen's arrest!

You're both under arrest.

- Get on the ground.

- Sweet Jesus.

- Up, up, up!

- Stay still, hands up!

- Stay still!

- Hands up!

Get down now!

Get down now!

Did you just reload

your fake gun?

Are you mocking me?

Are you mocking me?

Anything will be used against you

that you say.

In court.

You know, you're the one

holding drugs.

So, why don't I do

a citizen's arrest on you?

Fuck.

Time out, crackheads.

Oh, my God.

Deal's off.

We can't let them put

drugs back on the street.

Look at those dirty

fucking junkies.

Their lives are already ruined.

Let's just give 'em the drugs

and get the drone.

Maybe there's a way we

can protect our community

and get the drone back.

Stall them.

So, what do you plan to

do with those drugs, huh?

Take 'em

and feel amazing.

They're addicts.

Yeah.

So, you've been drugging

your whole life?

- Uh-huh.

- Every day.

Uh-huh. Nice.

What are you doing? Hey!

It's working! Yeah!

Gonna make it!

Fuck!

Those girls were lucky

I didn't kick their asses.

Oh, no! They found us.

Oh, shit.

They're on school property.

They don't care,

they're tweaking.

You know what we need?

No, don't say it.

Don't say it.

SCAB!

- Shut up.

- SCAB!

- Zip it.

- SCAB!

What is that?

Our lives in danger!

SCAB! SCAB, help us!

- We're not scared. We're fine.

- We're okay.

Just walking into school.

Average day.

This is crazy.

Bullying is crap.

Get on the right track.

Bullying is crap.

When you attack one of us,

you attack all of us.

Your weakness gives us strength.

Well, those kids stole my bag.

Not today, bully!

Not today.

- What the fuck?

- Bullying is crap.

Get on the right track.

This is the best day of my life.

Get on the right track.

Don't worry,

we'll find them later.

SCAB just tagged

us on Instagram.

First, sippy cup, and now this?

I'm two weeks into 6th grade

and I'm already a social piranha.

Guys, my dad gets back at 5:00.

If we don't get a new drone

by then, I'm grounded.

Which means we're all grounded,

which means no party,

which means no Brixlee!

Sippy cup for life.

No Brixlee, no friends,

no hope, parents fighting,

trapped in our rooms,

all alone,

two Taco Tuesdays.

So, Max, what are we gonna do?

We're gonna ditch school.

Get a new drone.

Stop thinking with your

big, old dick, Max.

That could go on our

permanent record.

Max's big, old dick is pointing

us in the right direction.

Thank you.

If anyone else kisses

Brixlee, I'll die.

Wait, what?

Here's the plan:

I'm gonna bring the

beer to Soren's.

And I'm gonna sip that beer

so everyone will know...

That you're an alcoholic.

That would be great.

Guys, the only place

around here that has one

is at North Point Galleria.

It's four miles away.

Four miles?

How the fuck are we

getting four miles?

We have Uber.

No, it goes directly

to my mom's phone.

She'll know.

Then we bike.

Where are you even gonna get

the money for a new drone?

What?

You know.

Our Turzan of Uzkara card?

No way!

You said everyone

wants to buy it.

We got it together.

And we're gonna sell

it together as friends.

Come on, Lucas.

Bean Bag Boys do

everything together.

Okay, I guess that makes sense.

- Yes!

- Yes!

Lucas!

- Bean Bag Boys for life!

- Yeah!

We're being so bad.

We're bad, we're so bad.

We're bad, we're so bad.

We're bad, we're so bad.

I need to get rid of these drugs.

What are you doing?

Getting rid of the drugs.

I'm just gonna throw

them in the stream.

It can contaminate the water.

Well, then we could

throw it in the forest.

It's a sex drug.

What if a fox eats it

and tries to fuck a squirrel?

It'll kill him.

Well, then how do

we get rid of drugs?

The same way we

get rid of a baby.

- Abortion?

- Adoption?

No!

Drop it off at the firehouse

on our way up to the mall.

That's a really good idea.

Ah.

I just got a buyer on our card.

Hey, give 'em my address.

My parents aren't home

and I have the best snacks.

Heropants69's gonna be here in

five minutes to buy the card.

Well, let's get ready.

I found all of these weapons

in the back of my parents' closet.

I still don't feel

why you need weapons.

He could be a pedophile.

He can't molest all three of us.

All he needs is one.

Ah-nal beads?

AKA nunchucks, motherfucker!

- Yeah!

- Not a toy!

Shoot.

Smell like shit.

Hello, uh, I'm looking for Lucas.

That's me.

I'm Claude.

Hey.

That's my mom back there.

Hiya!

Let's cut the shit.

Are you a pedophile?

What? No.

Lucas, if you were a pedophile

standing in front of three single

boys, would you admit it?

Probably not.

Then why would he?

Oh, come on.

Do I look like a pedophile?

- Yes.

- Absolutely.

That's not fair.

You look more of a pedophile

than anyone I've ever seen.

Look, I'm not a pedophile.

I'm a cool guy.

Fine.

You can come in

but please keep your shoes off.

Why are you bringing a paintball gun?

In case anyone fucks with us.

This card is exquisite.

How'd you get it?

The summer I moved here,

me, Max and Thor started

a dog watching business.

We earned eight bucks.

And we used the money

to buy an Ascension pack

and this card was in it.

Well, you got very lucky.

The real luck was

meeting Max and Thor.

Fascinating.

We started calling ourselves

the Bean Bag Boys.

You know why?

Because you had some bean bags?

That's right.

Yeah, genius.

You got yourself a deal.

Let's go.

Let's make it happen.

No. I can't do this.

Wha...?

- Sorry.

- Lucas!

Get your butt over here right now.

Excuse me, is this how all

12-year-olds conduct business?

What the hell just happened?

I thought you were cool with this.

You said we wouldn't do this

if one of us wasn't on board.

I'm not on board.

Why do you care so much?

Why don't you care?

This card has a lot of memories.

And you're just gonna

throw it all away

because you wanna

kiss some basic girl?

Savage!

Brixlee isn't just some girl.

We're probably

gonna get married.

Every marriage ends in divorce.

Lucas...

you're outvoted.

I can tell you're

lashing out with anger.

Brixlee's probably

the love of my life.

Excuse me, ma'am, could I

get a glass of water, please?

Hello?

Ah!

Hey, guys?

Hmm...

Yeah.

What can you tell me

about her backstory?

Where's she supposed to be from?

She seems quite exotic.

Okay, listen carefully,

'cause I'll make

this offer only once.

400 bucks to take

her off your hands.

No. We need 550 U.S.

Fuck off!

That's my entire allowance.

Listen, Claude,

let's just cut the bullshit.

I'm the son of a businesswoman.

And I think we both know,

if you didn't wanna buy the doll,

you would've left already.

Stop treating us like kids.

We know how things work.

So, do you wanna buy

the CPR doll or not?

Fools!

I'd have paid a thousand!

Anyone else feel like

he's gonna fuck that doll?

We got bottles in the house

call a cab for Frey

So pour me up another

glass of the champagne

I'm feelin' bright

with my icy chains

Countin' all these stacks

'cause we run this game

So hot that I can

feel the fever

Never knew that money

would make me a believer

Politicking but we

ain't no politician

Yee-haw!

We should hydrate.

We've been biking for

almost 14 minutes straight.

I don't think I've ever been

this far from home.

I think I did a production

of Cats around here.

Really not gonna sing anymore?

Yeah... I've never been happier.

Just give us the drugs.

Fuck. How'd you find us?

The phone. They tracked us.

We're not giving

you these drugs.

We're giving them to firefighters.

Get help!

Charge!

We're in a car, dipshits.

You're not gonna outrun us.

Not on my fast bike, nerds.

Good luck gettin' your

car in here, losers!

Shit.

I don't care if you care

I just know it ain't fair

Ain't no time to prepare

Life is just a nightmare

Where are you going?

You can run

but you can't hide

You can run

but you can't hide

You can run

but you can't hide

You can run

but you can't hide

But you can't hide

You're mad,

getting these drugs back!

Just give her the sex drugs!

Peel out!

I won't let you destroy your life.

Ow.

Are you okay?

You sure you're okay?

What the hell happened?

We were running away

from our babysitter

'cause she was trying

to touch our penises.

What? That is not true!

- Yes, it is!

- It is.

I wasn't.

- Yeah, you were!

- I wasn...

Go, go, go, go!

- What happened?

- Go!

Go! Go, go!

Lucas, are you okay?

I'm fine. I'm fine.

- Your arm!

- Oh, hell, no.

Yo, I'm calling 911.

Oh, no! It's okay.

Come on, we gotta go,

we gotta go.

We gotta go.

I'll get the bikes.

Ow!

Okay.

I threw the phone

in the prickle bush.

They can't track us anymore.

The pain!

Lucas, you have to be quiet.

Okay, do we have any ice?

No, we're in a fucking alley.

What about pain medication?

We have the Molly

we can give him.

No!

Yeah, he's probably just gonna

try and have sex with us.

Call and ambulance!

Mission's over!

We'll get busted.

Do you even have insurance?

I don't know, do you?

I don't know.

I think I only

have a deductible.

It's all right.

This happens to MMA

fighters all the time.

We just gotta ram your arm

into something very hard

so it pops back in place.

Fine! Fuck it. Let's just

get this over with.

Ow!

Come on, easy.

One, two, three!

Wrong arm!

- Okay, new site, new site.

- Okay.

Okay. Lie down your back

and give me your arm.

Come on.

All right.

It says this next

part's gonna hurt.

That you should bite

down on something hard.

I know.

Open.

There you go.

Okay, on three.

One, two, three!

- Just got a text from Taylor.

- What'd she say?

She wants to know why

you aren't in school

and if you're coming

to the party tonight.

Just write...

Sorry, I mustn't faint.

Whoa!

- Let me help. Let me help.

- Okay!

One, two, three!

Wow!

I didn't think that

actually work.

You're gonna be good, man.

No.

I'm really not.

My parents are getting a divorce.

What'd you do?

- Thor!

- What?

Sorry.

My dad's moving out.

Whatever happens

between your parents...

you always got

the Bean Bag Boys.

We'll never split up.

Bean Bag Boys for life.

You promise?

- Promise.

- Promise.

Come on, let's get you

some Children's Tylenol.

- Need some help, buddy?

- No, I got it.

Okay, just do it.

Hey, Miles.

Hey, man.

Comin' in or comin' off?

Just got off a triple, man.

I don't care if I get mugged.

I'm not typing up any more

paperwork today.

Cop.

Shit, we have D-R-U-G-S on us.

He knows how to spell.

Just act normal,

pretend to talk.

- About what?

- Just be normal.

What do you think

about politics?

It's a complicated issue.

This cop's acting weird.

He's not poking us.

Just act normal,

just two cool guys laughing.

We skipped school.

Lucas!

Are we in trouble?

Well, usually, I'd call this in.

But, because you

were honest with me,

just let it slide, all right?

Just promise

not to do it again, okay?

We promise, thank you, sir.

All right.

That was a close one.

Where's Thor?

I'm not the better, baddest

The hardest or the tallest

But I say what I mean

And I'm walkin' like I talk it

Don't make me start it

Ain't nobody ballin'

See if I keep gettin' up

It don't matter that you're ballin'

Hold it.

Come here.

What do you have in your pants?

My penis.

Pull it out.

I also have a big dick.

Put it back.

I'm being generous today.

We also have drugs.

He was on to us.

Okay, what do you have?

Schedule 1 controlled substance

with intent to distribute.

Brother, these are vitamins, okay?

Children's vitamins at that.

No, those are drugs.

If that's drugs,

this is drugs, too.

If you don't arrest

us, I'll report you.

- Lucas!

- Leave me the fuck alone!

I mean, sorry to fucking

swear at kids, but fuck!

You know, I'm gonna arrest you

for fucking ruining my day.

All right? I'll take them.

Let me go home!

- He's calling for backup.

- What do we do?

Hello, listen...

I decided I don't want kids.

What's happening?

That cop's eye-fucking us.

We have to make a run for it.

I know what to do.

Well, it's not up for discuss...

Well, yeah, no,

you may be detective,

but in the marriage,

we're equal.

Just hang up, who cares?

It's free 'cause I'm a cop.

Picture this

I'm a bag of dicks

Put me to your lips

I am sick

I will punch a baby bear

in his shit

Give me lip

I'ma send you to the yard,

get a stick

Make a switch

I can end the conversation real quick

What the fuck, Thor?

You didn't even care

about my shoulder.

You just wanted a beer.

I can care about two things.

Yeah, you and your stupid beer.

Now we're fugitives.

Why are you yelling at me?

I just ran out without

my family's bikes.

Cycle Sundays are fucked!

Guys, guys!

The mall!

- Yes!

- Yes!

Yes!

Come on.

Oh, shit.

Holy mu...

Goddammit!

Great. Now we're trapped

between a highway

and the authorities.

Well, we wouldn't be in

this position right now

if you weren't such a narc.

Guys, the mall's right there.

All we have to do

is cross the highway.

And the cars aren't even moving.

Now, are we 5th graders

or are we 6th graders?

Nobody speak

Nobody get choked

Nobody speak

Nobody get choked, hey

Well, I'm going back into the woods.

I'll live off of rainwater and squirrels.

I don't give a fuck.

Uh, no, you won't.

Gosh.

It's like a parking lot, see?

Wait. You stole another beer?

What the fuck, Thor?!

Hey, you guys aren't the

ones who's gonna have

sippy cup on their

goddamn tombstone!

God, say it, don't spray it.

Get off the freeway!

Children crossing.

Please. Children are crossing.

What are you all doing?

Get back to the side!

Go, go, go!

Fucking idiots!

Wait, I got a message.

Oh, it's from Taylor.

She said Marcus is

coming to the party.

He has a huge crush on Brixlee.

She's definitely gonna kiss him.

He's the nicest kid in our grade.

Wait, wait. I'm the nicest

kid in our grade!

It goes, me,

Marcus, Max, you.

I'm way nicer than Max.

No, you're not!

You made Miss Willoughby

cry last year.

Hey, she was already crying,

I just took her picture.

Guys! Guys!

Look!

Oh, shit!

Shit!

Oh, fuck!

Let's go back!

We're trapped!

We're trapped!

We're gonna die.

We're gonna die.

No, we're not.

We just need to time it, okay?

We just need to time it right.

We can do this, guys!

We can do this!

- Punch it, crazy!

- No!

Oh, shit! He made it!

I did it!

Lucas. Lucas, look

at me right now.

I know you're scared.

I'm not... at all.

Shut up, Thor!

Lucas!

No!

I'm not dead!

I'm not dead!

He got here, man. Come on!

Fuck you!

I love you, too!

Now, come over here!

I want my mom!

- Come on!

- Come on!

I'm fine. I'll just live here.

I'm good.

Come on!

You got this!

All right.

Come on, Thor,

you're not sippy cup.

You're a badass.

Come on, Thor!

I dropped my beer!

Wait.

That's my dad's CPR doll.

- Oh!

- That's my dad's CPR doll!

We're not murderers!

We're safe!

We're not fucking killers!

We're not, yeah!

Beep, beep.

Excuse me.

Pardon me.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Hey!

We called about the

BD Rolling Thunder.

I'm so sorry, you guys.

Sold it.

Haha, nice joke, ha.

So funny, waa...

No, I did. I sold it.

Two girls. Said they knew you.

Fuck you!

I'm gonna kill your family!

He's on for sure, huh?

I'm gonna turn your

whole family to zombies!

Max!

I was gonna say,

you didn't let me finish.

They left a note for ya.

- Why are they walking like that?

- I don't know.

You guys track us.

I threw your bag

in prickle bushes.

Dumbass.

You told us that your

life would be over

if you didn't get a

BD Rolling Thunder.

And this is the only place a

child could get to on a tricycle.

Okay, I have the drugs,

now give me the drone.

You fucking kidding me?

What in the actual fuck?

These are just gummy vitamins.

I told you she was gonna check.

Where is the Molly?

Where is it?

A cop has it.

You gave our drugs to a cop?

Wait.

Look, I know you don't know us,

and you think we're

just stupid kids,

but just listen...

whatever problems you're having,

drugs are not the answer.

Drugs just give you a

false sense of reality.

You might think

your lives are bad,

but you have family

and friends

who love you...

Can you shut the fuck up?

I just spent $600

on a fucking drone.

You ruined my passionate moment.

Well, it was stupid.

This day is fucked.

Benji is the only

one who has Molly,

and he won't sell it to us.

Well, I'm sorry, we're fucked.

We'll do it.

We'll get you drugs.

The fuck we will!

What the hell?

Do you think he would sell to kids?

We're not kids. We're tweens.

What do we have to lose?

So it's a deal?

Max, this is fucking insane.

You should take the

goddamn punishment.

Lucas and I will

go to the party.

We'll cockblock anyone

who gets near Brixlee.

They didn't invite you.

What?

The popular kids only invited me.

What do you mean?

They think you're kind of...

random.

Oh.

But it's okay, 'cause once

those guys get to know you,

they'll see what I see...

that you're not random.

That you're specific.

I'm not buying drugs.

Neither am I.

You guys don't have to.

I'll do all the talking.

I just need your height in there.

You're the only one of us that

looks like they could be in college.

Guys...

are you in or out?

So, you guys did all of

this for a kissing party?

No, there's also gonna

be cool boys there.

I remember my first kissing party.

It was the summer after 6th

grade at Manush Patel's house.

Who'd you kiss?

Uh, Manush's sister.

Wait, you weren't there?

No, we didn't really know

each other then, I mean,

we were in the same grade

but we didn't really become

close until 8th grade.

Oh.

I just figured you guys

knew each other for longer.

Yeah, everybody knows

you meet your best

friends in kindergarten.

Yeah.

The only reason you're

friends with people back then

is 'cause you live

close to each other.

And because, like,

your parents are friends.

No, that's not true for us.

We're friends because

we like each other.

And we live close together.

And our parents are friends.

Okay, come here.

Go in, buy two pills.

Ask for Benji.

Do not mention Hannah.

Who's Hannah?

I am.

Oh.

I'm Max.

Yeah, I know who you are.

Just go in there, buy the pills

and then I'll trade

you for the drone.

Hey, if this goes bad,

drive off.

Okay.

It's not too late to turn back.

No. We have to get the drugs

so we can get the drone

so we can go to the party.

Hello?

I am your daddy.

You are my baby.

Yes, daddy!

You will stay down

here and suffer

until you learn to be men.

Yes, daddy!

What do babies wear?

Diapers!

Good evening.

We're looking for Benji.

Hey, dickless! Come here.

Yes, daddy.

Go find Benji,

tell him he's got visitors.

Yes, daddy.

That's your son?

You guys can go sit your asses

down over there and wait.

Drop and give me 20,

you fucking baby!

Can I help you?

Good afternoon.

We would like to buy two

pieces of Molly, please.

Did Raffi from

Sigma Nu send you?

He did, that fucker.

You guys are like seven.

Oh, except for you,

I recognize you from Econ.

What's up, man?

Seriously, I'm not

selling drugs to kids.

We're not kids, we're tweens.

Who told you to come here?

Sell us the drugs

and you'll find out.

All right.

Stay there.

Hey.

How long do you

think it's gonna be?

You made me high.

Tell me who sent you.

Hannah.

What am I, a speck?

So this is what

she thinks of me, huh.

You can tell Hannah

that if she wants Molly,

she can suck my dick.

You shouldn't talk

about a woman like that.

The only time she

should suck your dick

is when she gives you consent.

You can suck my dick.

And you can suck my dick, too.

What about me?

I'm just gonna sit here?

We're the Bean Bag Boys.

We do everything together.

Get the fuck out of here, you

little fucking babies. Let's go.

Get out!

Hey, guys, wait.

I have something here that

might change your mind.

Hurry up.

Bitch! Now who's the baby?

- Holy shit.

- What the fuck?

If I don't get those drugs,

I'm gonna be grounded!

And then,

I'll never get to kiss Brixlee!

Max!

What the fuck are you doing?

You sell drugs.

We came here to buy them.

So now you're gonna

sell us the drugs.

Do not test me!

Okay.

You want the drugs,

I'm not your parent. Here.

Thanks.

Oh, shit.

Oh, you're fucking dead.

The fuck's going on down here?

She just dropped the charges.

Oh, God!

Holy shit.

Max, watch out!

I got your back.

Thor!

Oh, my God, I just killed a man!

Lucas, get the drugs!

We were never here!

Start the fucking car!

What's happening?

Fucking go!

What?

Drive!

Drive!

Lucas, drugs.

No, no, no, no, no.

Let me see what's in the bottle.

Yeah.

Okay, just-just give it to me.

Wow, you guys

are little badasses.

'Cause we're the Bean Bag Boys.

I don't know what that means.

We have bean bags.

It's been real, guys.

Have fun at your kissing party.

Thank you!

Oh. Only 1.7 miles away.

What's wrong?

We got the drone,

everything worked out.

Max.

I got punched

in the fucking face, okay?

We bought drugs.

Can we just go home now?

Guys, my dad.

- Hey, Dad!

- Hey, buddy!

I got an early flight,

so I'll be home in 15 minutes.

15 minutes from now,

or 15 minutes from later?

Haha, funny guy.

I'll see you soon.

My dad will be

home in 15 minutes.

Maybe he won't notice

the drone's gone.

He'll notice.

He's very observant.

That's why my mom

fell in love with him.

The drone has to be

home before your dad.

I know.

Just the drone.

Not you.

Just the drone.

Okay.

Here we go!

Yeah! Get there!

- Careful.

- I got this, I got this. Oh!

Fly like the wind, Max.

Yeah, uh, take a right up here.

- I can see your house.

- There it is, there it is.

The windows are closed.

Shit, what do I do?

The chimney!

It's very tight.

You got this.

Yeah, I can't see! I can't see!

There's ash all over the camera.

Use the Force!

No, no. I can do this.

I know my house perfectly.

I can do this with

my eyes closed.

Don't break anything.

Trust me, I got this.

- You did it!

- Yeah!

Yeah!

- I'm the best pilot ever!

- Yeah!

- I think we did it.

- Yeah!

Mission accomplished!

Hey, Dad!

Did you get home safe?

Uh, huh?

I love you.

Dad?

Dad, please.

Say "I love you" back.

I need to hear it.

Hello?

My dad says I'm grounded.

And now I'm never gonna

be able to kiss Brixlee.

It's okay, Max.

There'll be other parties.

Lucas, you don't get it.

He's right, Lucas.

This party could

change our lives.

And you don't even care.

It's not cool at all.

Yeah, you would know

what's not cool.

What the fuck does that mean?

Go sip a beer, sippy cup.

I love beer.

So yes, I will.

And you might think

you're so mature

but the truth is,

you don't have pubes.

And I have six.

You say you have pubes,

but you also say you drink beer

and I know you don't.

Stop arguing!

Just admit,

you skipped the audition

because you thought

it wasn't cool

even though your voice

is a fucking gift.

And you always talk a big game

and you never back it up

like in the freeway.

Oh, sorry I didn't wanna

cross 12 lanes of traffic

so you can kiss some skank.

Oh, shit!

She's not a skank!

She's the love of my life!

You take that back!

Hey, no karate.

Stop fighting!

You should never

call a woman a skank!

You should never call

a woman anything!

And you!

You made us ditch school,

run around with drugs,

and locked a cop in

a convenience store

with what I now

suspect is a dildo!

What the fuck are you

looking at, Gandalf?!

You guys don't understand shit!

I have hormones

flowing through my body

making me do crazy things.

Do you even know

what it feels like

to wanna rub up against

a tree all the time?

You think you're better than us.

Not better, just more mature.

I'm into romance

and current shit

and you guys are still

into little kids stuff.

I don't even know

why we're still friends.

Everything you like

is now canceled.

Birthdays are canceled.

Holidays are canceled.

Summers, canceled.

Winter is coming.

I'm sorry, Daddy.

No, no, no! You are no longer

allowed to call me Daddy.

Call me Andrew, or Mr. Newman,

or Warden.

Beneath that cherubic face,

devil lives inside you.

I will always love you

because you are my son.

But I no longer like you.

Thorny?

I just got off the

phone with Max's mom.

Did you know he skipped school

and biked to the mall by himself?

- He said that?

- He did.

Promise me you'll

never do something

as stupid as that, okay?

I-I promise.

And then we run

across the highway,

my arm got ripped out

and a fake woman

shot out of a car

but we still got the drugs

but then we traded

the drone for it

and Max destroyed

his house with it

but it was only because

he wanted to marry Brixlee

and now he can't because

he's grounded for life

and we got into a huge fight

and the Bean Bag

Boys are broke up

and... am I in trouble?

Okay, son, now, look.

I love a good story with

a bunch of gibberish

just as much as anybody, okay?

And I know you're going

through a stressful time.

But it doesn't give you

a reason to tell us fibs.

I'm not fibbing.

I'm 100% sure you're

fibbing to me.

I'm not fibbing!

Okay, I think I understand

what's happening here.

You think you're losing us.

And now, you're worried you're

gonna lose your friends, too.

Look at me, man,

we'll always be there.

Right, I mean,

don't get me wrong.

You know, me and your mom

are not the same people

we were when we first met.

Mm-hmm.

Tend to grow apart sometimes

but it's okay.

You remember your hermit crab?

- Herman? Yeah.

- That's right, Herman.

And you remember why he died.

Oh, son of a...

You told me he ran away!

Technically, yes.

He ran away, but then he died.

Oh, my gosh, how?

Herman died

because hermit crabs

grow out of their shell

and they need to find new,

bigger seashells on

the beach to grow into

or they die and we

didn't know that.

So, Herman died

because of you guys?

The point is

you and your friends

are growing and changing

and y'all need to

find bigger shells.

And there's nothing

wrong with that.

Okay.

We need to blame

those pet stores.

It's Lucas.

You scared the shit out of me.

I didn't want your

parents to see my face.

Why are you even here?

I've grown a lot in

the last two hours.

My parents' divorce

has really changed me.

If the Bean Bag Boys

don't grow together,

they'll grow apart.

I don't want that.

I don't want to get

a divorce from you.

Then you need to go

to Soren's party.

You need to sneak out.

I can't, I'm grounded.

Besides, Brixlee's necklace

is still in the kiln.

Let me worry about the necklace.

And what are your

parents gonna do,

double ground you?

Is Brixlee your forever or not?

Then you need to

come with me now.

Fine, I'll go

but I'm not apologizing to Thor.

He's not coming.

Good.

Fuck that bitch.

Let me get my jacket.

Hey, Max.

Yeah?

Bring that dick.

You said Thor wasn't coming.

What the hell's he doing here?

Parent trapped your asses.

See, now we're all in a bigger

hermit crabshell together.

It made sense when

my parents said it.

So you took the blame for us, huh?

Yeah, I thought about

what you would do

and did the opposite!

This party,

it's gonna be an epic rager.

Okay, sippy cup.

Stay out of my way, Maxipad.

Aww, don't you boys look cute?

Everybody's in the basement.

I don't even wanna know

what's going on down there.

Come on in, fellas.

Hi!

Oh, my God, you made it.

Max, I want you to meet Brixlee.

Hi, I'm Max.

Hi.

It's nice to finally meet you.

You too.

Cool jacket.

Thank you.

I got it all by myself

with my mom.

I go shopping with my mom, too.

This is going so well.

Did you bring the necklace?

Brixlee, this is for you.

Oh, thanks!

Pretty.

They're Anal.

Oh, fancy.

I'm gonna wear this later.

Thanks, Max.

Wassup, sippy cup?

Not much, just, uh...

got into a fight

with a bunch of men

and, uh, stole a beer.

It's not like sippy cup

is gonna drink it.

Not only am I gonna drink it,

I'm gonna break the record.

I'm gonna take four sips.

Four's impossible.

Soren can't even do four.

Shut up.

Drink.

That's one.

Big deal.

That's two.

Mm-kay.

That's three!

This is insane.

He's gonna barf.

Somebody get him a sippy cup.

Sippy cup! Sippy cup!

Sippy cup! Sippy cup!

Sippy cup! Sippy cup!

Sippy cup! Sippy cup!

Sippy cup!

That's fucking four!

Fuck!

Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!

I'm a fucking alcoholic!

Four sips. Badass.

Mad respect to Thor.

Eyes up here.

If you don't consent to kissing,

that's cool.

You can go play VR upstairs.

But if you're staying down here,

you better strap in because

shit's about to get real.

Let's spin a bottle.

Well, then it's a good thing

I got a bottle right here!

Do you remember when

we used to dance?

And incidents arose

from circumstance

One thing lead to another,

we were young

And we would scream

together songs unsung

It was the heat

of the moment

I'm out.

Where are you going?

That was nasty.

I'm going upstairs to play VR.

If you leave,

you can never come back.

Oh, no!

Brixlee...

your turn.

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon...

Oh, my God, this is the most

dramatic thing I've ever seen.

He's not gonna do it.

He's gonna do it.

I can't do it.

People don't change.

He's still sippy cup.

Wait, wait. Kissy cup.

Kissy cup!

Kissy cup!

Kissy cup!

Kissy cup!

Fuck off, Atticus!

His name is Thor.

And everyone knows your

mom plagiarized a cookbook.

Thor, wait up.

I'm sorry I called you a tryhard.

No, you were right.

This whole time, I've been

trying to be someone

who I wasn't.

I got an earring.

I drank a beer.

I quit singing.

I guess I went a little

crazy today, too.

Let's get outta here.

No.

You don't wanna do that.

You're gonna stay down

here and kiss Brixlee.

Bean Bag Boys do

everything together.

Not everything.

Not anymore.

Maybe those old girls were right.

Maybe we're on different paths.

Yeah.

What are you gonna do?

I don't know.

I just know it's not this.

No way.

This is insane.

Forget spin the bottle.

Now, go over there

and kiss your future wife.

Bye.

Bye.

Brixlee...

can I kiss you?

Okay.

Aaah!

Cool.

Where am I?

Oh, here I am.

Lucas, I'm leaving.

You sure you don't wanna try this?

Nah, I'm good.

Wanna go to my house

and play Ascension?

I don't wanna play

Ascension anymore.

Then who am I gonna play with?

You'll find someone.

My face feels so tingly.

No way!

Oh, my God!

This is amazing!

I can't believe you guys...

are here!

This is so amazing!

Hi.

Please, no, please, no,

don't kill us.

What happened?

How do you know Soren?

Is he your boyfriend?

He's my brother.

I love that piece of shit.

You guys,

where's everybody else?

Where's your friend

with the sad eyes?

Sad boy Max?

In the basement, kissing.

It's an orgy down there.

You guys aren't into that?

Mm-mm.

Aww, it's okay.

You're only in 6th grade.

You guys are gonna figure it out.

Yeah, you have your

whole life for that.

No rush, no rush. I mean...

What do you love?

Ascension, rules,

antidrug campaigns.

Grilled cheese.

Oh, I could go for a

grilled cheese right now.

Oh, there's some mean

makes grilled cheese.

Oh, yeah, that sounds so good.

What about you, sleeveless,

what are you into?

I love to sing.

Yes!

I actually skipped my

audition today for a musical.

Now, I can't be in it.

No!

What?

You have to convince

him to let you audition.

You must. You must!

Shh... sing for us.

No.

Oh, my God, sing for us!

Please sing for us.

So, no grilled cheese?

Sing for us, beer hunter.

I-I gotta take a little time

A little time to think things over

I better read between the lines

In case I need it

when I'm older

Ha-ohhh

Now this mountain I must

Climb

Feels like the world

upon my shoulders

But through the clouds

I see love shine

It keeps me warm

as life grows colder

In my life

There's been

heartache and pain

I don't know

If I can face it again

I can't stop now

I've traveled so far

To change this lonely life

I want to know what love is

Whoa!

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

I want you to show me

I want to feel what love is

I know you can show me

Yeah-ah

I gotta take a little time

A little time to look around me

And I got nowhere left to hide

It looks like love

has finally found me

In my life

There's been heartache and pain

I don't know

If I can face it again

I can't stop now

I've traveled so far

To change this lonely life

I want to know what love is

I know you can show me

Whoo!

Hey, yeah, yeah

I want to know what love is

I know you can show me

Oh

Let's talk about love

I want to know what love is

Love that you feel inside

Oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oooh

Love!

My masterpiece.

Thank you, I was real.

Hello, Max.

I'll be right back.

Hey! I didn't think you'd make it.

Are you kidding?

You know I'd never

miss one of your shows.

It was so cool when

you stabbed that pimp.

Thank you.

Oh, sorry, Thor, this is Scout.

You were really good.

Thanks, sweetie.

I was much better

in the matinee.

I'm gonna go find Cassie.

I thought you're still grounded.

It ended yesterday.

A month in the hole.

Thanks again for taking the fall.

You would've done the same.

Well, well, well,

look who's here, me!

- Hey!

- Hey!

Feels like we haven't

talked in weeks.

Yeah.

Max.

My mom said she'll

drop us at frozen yogurt

if your mom will pick us up.

Great. Be there

in a second, babe.

Okay, babe.

So, how's it going with Scout?

Good.

But hard.

But good.

Our relationship

is a lot of work.

Don't let anyone

tell you differently.

Hey. Uh, Lucas,

you still wanna play Ascension

with me and the guys later?

I'll be there in a minute.

Classic Lucas.

Carlos and those

SCAB guys seem cool.

They're cool.

But they're not

the Bean Bag Boys.

Max.

All right.

I guess-I guess I should go.

Yeah, all right. Well...

Yeah.

I missed you guys.

Let's make a promise:

Even if we don't hang

out all the time...

we'll still always be

there for the big stuff.

Bean Bag Boys for life.

Bean Bag Boys for life.

Bean Bag Boys for life.

Awooo!

Wait!

There's something I have to show you.

Come up to my parent's

bedroom in three minutes.

Yo, guys, check this out.

An indoor swing?

You always have the best toys.

Yeah! Flip that switch.

How cool is this?

Your parents love to play.

What do they do with it?

They swing on it.

Can we go on it?

Fuck yeah.

My darling, I

Can't get enough of

your love, babe

Girl, I don't know,

I don't know why

Can't get enough of

your love, babe

Thor?

What are you doing in

Mom and Dad's room?

Get the hell outta

here, Annabelle!

That swing is for sexing.

People do sex on it.

Oh!

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