Mom-A-Geddon

Transcript

 * (episode starts at Bird Brain's HQ)
 * Bird Brain: At last, Zippy! My newest super weapon is complete!
 * Zippy: Bird Brain, you're the most brilliant Blue Bottomed Booby in the world!
 * Bird Brain: I am, indeed. (pause) Minions, fetch me a glass of nectar. (pause) Wait I don't have minions, I have a cleaning lady, Desiree, but she only comes on Tuesday.
 * (minions vaporize super weapon)
 * (minion 1 changes voice to Kitty Katswell)
 * Kitty: We're not your minions, Bird Brain!
 * (Both minions rip off their disguises, revealing to be Kitty Katswell and Dudley Puppy)
 * Dudley: Or your cleaning lady! (pause) Who you should really have come in twice a week, they're bird droppings everywhere.
 * Bird Brain: Agent's Puppy and Katswell, hope you two like bird seed.
 * Dudley: Gai!!!
 * Zippy: Good move Bird Brain, let's make our escape! We must fly out the window!
 * Bird Brain: Zippy, I am a flightless bird, I cannot fly!
 * Zippy: Of course you can, you just have to believe!
 * Bird Brain: Alright, I'll give it a shot. (pause) I CAN FLY!!! I CAN FLY!! (while falling) I CAN'T FLY!! Agghh!
 * Dudley: Ooh, bad place for a cactus garden.
 * Kitty: Let's get this bracelet back to T.U.F.F. so Keswick can analyze it, Hopefully, it's not as dangerous as Bird Brain's atomic tiara.
 * Dudley: Wait, this is atomic!
 * (tiara blows HQ up)
 * Dudley: Desiree's not going to like this.
 * (at T.U.F.F. HQ)
 * The Chief: What's the word on the bird?
 * Dudley: We confiscated his latest weapon.
 * Kitty: We think it's as dangerous as it is tacky.
 * The Chief: Keswick, analyze that bracelet and figure out what it does.
 * Keswick: Security alert! There's an elderly woman outside the building. She could be a c-c-criminal. Activating security b-blasters!
 * (blasters appear all around Peg)
 * Dudley: That's not a criminal! That's my MOM!
 * Peg: Dudley, I know your in there!
 * Dudley: Ahh!!! We can't let her find out I'm a secret agent! If she knows I have a dangerous job, she'll make me quit! (breath) I don't wanna quit Chief! I like being a secret agent! I get to be tough and get the secret agent discount at Del Rump Roast.
 * The Chief: Calm down, Dudley. We all know how important that discount is. What does your mom think you do for a living?
 * Dudley: I told her I work at a home for old moose.
 * The Chief: An old moose home? That's a 718!
 * (machine changes T.U.F.F. into a circus)
 * Keswick: Sorry, that's a 719.
 * (machine changes circus into old moose home)
 * Dudley: Mom! What a surprise. This is my mom, Peg. How did, you find me?
 * Peg: A mother's love is like radar, so I sowed a tracking-device in your underpants. I just wanted to see were you worked.
 * Dudley: Well, this is it the old moose home, and this is my secretary Kitty.
 * (Kitty pokes Dudley's nose)
 * Peg: Nice to meet you dear, I'll take a latte and a blitz.
 * Dudley: Oh, and these are the old moose.
 * Various T.U.F.F. Agents: Moooo! Hey dude.
 * Peg: I'm glad your helping them Dudley. But then, I support everything you do, for long as its not dangerous. If I found out you had a job were you could get hurt, I'd beat the stuffing outta you!
 * Dudley: Well, this is clearly not a dangerous job so...
 * Agent Nutz: I know it was you, Fredo!
 * (blasts a mirror which bounces the blast to the wall and hits Dudley)
 * Dudley: Ohh!
 * Peg: What was that?! Dudley, what did you do? You bought me a mother's day present 7 months early!
 * Moose: Ahh!
 * Peg: It's stunning, I'm going to go admire it in the bathroom mirror.
 * Kitty: Great, Dudley! Now your Mom has Bird Brain's bracelet! We have to get it back, if it's half as dangerous as his electric money clip.
 * (shows chicken at vending machine blowing up with clip in hand)
 * Kitty: She's in terrible trouble!
 * (outside T.U.F.F.)
 * Zippy: You wouldn't need a cannon if you just believed!
 * Bird Brain: Put a sock in it Zippy, and lit this candle!
 * (blows up into the side of T.U.F.F.)
 * Bird Brain: Give me back my bracelet, or face my Blue Bottomed fury! Oh, I'm sorry, this is clearly a home for old moose, I thought it was T.U.F.F. Headquarters, my mistake.
 * Moose: Ooo! (pushes Bird Brain back out of the hole) Ooo!
 * Bird Brain: Curse you old Moose!
 * Kitty: Face it Dudley, your going to have to tell her the truth about being a secret agent!
 * Dudley: I don't wanna, I love working here! There's cool secret agent stuff, like this interdimenisal batter disorder!
 * Keswick: That's a stapler.
 * Dudley: It's so cooool!
 * (Peg walks out of the restroom)
 * Kitty: Uh Dudley, why don't you take your mom to lunch. (whispers to Dudley) So we can figure out how to get that bracelet off!
 * Peg: That sounds nice, I'm a little peckish since Mrs. Lazypants never got me that blitz.
 * Kitty: (still whispering to Dudley) Don't take her out of the building.
 * Dudley: (while blindfolding Peg) Alright, lunch it is!
 * Peg: Why are you blindfolding me?!
 * Dudley: Because we're going to a really cool restaurant and I want you to be surprised!
 * (pushes her out of the room)
 * Kitty: Ok, everyone, we need a restaurant, that's a 451!
 * (machine changes moose home into an Area 51)
 * Keswick: Sorry, that's an Area 51.
 * (machine changes Area 51 into a Studio 54)
 * Keswick: Sorry, that's a Studio 54.
 * (machine changes Studio 54 into a Route 66)
 * Keswick: Sorry, that's a Route 66. Hehe.
 * (out in the hallway)
 * Dudley: (making car noises)
 * Peg: Dudley, are we really in a car?
 * Dudley: Well, it's not like I blindfolded you and put you in an office chair out in the hallway.
 * (pushes her back into the old moose home which has since transformed into an airplane food restaurant)
 * Dudley: Screech! We're here!
 * Kitty: Welcome to Plane Delicious, where our specialty is airplane food, would you like a window or il seat?
 * Peg: You remind me of my son's lazy secretary, Mitzy.
 * Kitty: It's Kitty!
 * Peg: You know her?
 * Keswick: Diners, this is your c-captain speaking, please place all metal objects like that br-bracelet on the conveyer belt and step though the metal de-de-detecter.
 * (reaches over to grab bracelet)
 * (Peg slaps Keswick with her purse)
 * Keswick: Ough! Oug! May Day! May Day! We're going down!
 * (Bird Brain and Zippy fly in though the window)
 * Bird Brain: Ha Ha! Look at me I'm flying He He He!
 * Zippy: And all it took was believing!
 * Bird Brain: Yes, and a four-dollar kite. Now Surrender, ugh! I'm terribly sorry, this is clearly an airplane themed restaurant, I thought it was T.U.F.F. Headquarters, my mistake.
 * (Dudley turns plane engine on and it blows Bird Brain back out)
 * Bird Brain: (while falling) Curse you, whimsically themed airplane restaurant!
 * Peg: Dudley, strange things are afoot. First, I don't get a blitz; then, you blindfold me just too take me to lunch.
 * Dudley: That's not strange.
 * Peg: Then, a crazy penguin showed up on a kite.
 * Dudley: Perfectly normal.
 * Peg: And when I was admiring my bracelet in the moose bathroom, it fired a deadly laser that blew up the toilet.
 * Everyone Else: It what!!!
 * Keswick: So, that's what it does, Chief, it's a deadly t-t-t-toilet laser!
 * The Chief: And our worst fears have been realized, I'll call the president and a janitor!
 * (Kitty pulls a plug and let's all the water out)
 * Peg: Dudley, what's really going on, and don't lie to your mother!
 * (everyone shows frightened faces)
 * Dudley: Alright Mom, truth is, I'm a (pause) secret agent.
 * (everyone gasps)
 * (machine changes airplane restaurant back into T.U.F.F. Headquarters)
 * Peg: What?! Absolutely not young man! That's a dangerous job, and I won't allow it! You coming home with me, right this instant!
 * (Bird Brain flies back into the building)
 * Bird Brain: Surrender now, (pause) I'm sorry, I thought this was T.U.F.F. Headquarters, wait this is T.U.F.F. Headquarters! Now, hand over my toilet laser, so I can blow up all the toilets in Petropolis, flood the city, and drown everyone in a giant bird bath! I'll take my toilet laser now Agent Puppy, and since it's attached to your mother, I'll be taking her too!
 * Dudley: Hang on, Mom! I'll save you!
 * Peg: No Dudley, it's too dangerous!
 * (toilet laser shoots a beam in to the Chief's monitor which bonces the blast into the machine and changes T.U.F.F. Headquarters into a dinosaur jungle)
 * Keswick: It's a 218!
 * (Dudley and Bird Brain make battle noises while Dudley slaps Zippy into the machine and it turns the jungle into a medieval castle scene)
 * Keswick: It's a 432!
 * (laser shoots Dudley's axe into the machine and it changes the castle scene into a bumper car arena)
 * Keswick: This one doesn't have a number. I just love bumper cars. Hehe.
 * Dudley: Pull over, Bird Brain!
 * Bird Brain: Never!
 * Peg: My goodness Dudley, your job is even more dangerous than I imagined! (to Kitty) I'll take a cotton candy, dear.
 * Dudley: I've got ya, Mom.
 * (Zippy spins Dudley's wheel until he crashes)
 * Dudley: I don't got ya, Mom!
 * (Dudley hits the machine, and it turns back to T.U.F.F. Headquarters)
 * Peg and Bird Brain: (while flying out the window) Ahh!!!
 * Peg: Let go of my bracelet you crazy woodpecker!
 * Bird Brain: It's my bracelet and I'm a booby! How about I just let go of you!
 * Peg: (while falling) Ahh! Dudley!
 * Dudley: Mom! Nooo!!! I'm sorry I lied to you about the whole secret agent thing, but it's the first thing I was ever good at, and I didn't wanna give it up, but for you I'll do anything!
 * Peg: Your a good boy Dudley, and I love you, now can you stop talking and maybe keep my from eating the ground?!
 * Dudley: Oh, right, got ya, now to get Bird Brain. (kicks Bird Brain and flies back in T.U.F.F. while everyone cheers)
 * The Chief: Great job Agent Puppy, it's too bad your mom is making you quit the agency; we'll miss you at Del Rump Roast.
 * Dudley: Well, goodbye everyone, I'll miss you...I'll miss you most of all, Agent Scarecrow!
 * Peg: Your not going to miss anyone Dudley, because your not going anywhere.
 * Everyone Else: What!!!
 * Peg: Sweetie, your an amazing secret agent; this is what you were born to do.
 * Dudley: Really, thanks Mom, in 7 months, I'm going to give you the greatest Mother's Day present ever!
 * (everyone cheers)
 * Zippy: Your doing it sir, your really flying all on your own!
 * Bird Brain: I'm not flying you freak! I've just been falling for a really long time! Ahh! Gai!!!!!!
 * (Dudley puts handcuffs on Bird Brain)
 * Peg: That'll teach you to mess with my son, he's a big time secret agent. And this is his lazy secretary, Mitzi.
 * Bird Brain: Oh, really, then I shall take a latte and a blitz.
 * Dudley: Make that two, Mitzy.
 * Peg: Don't hold your breath.
 * (all characters in scene do a pose)
 * THE END.