Astro-Buttons

{Buttons and Mindy intro} MINDY: Buttons! Oh, Buttons! Silly Puppy! ASTRO-BUTTONS - By: NICHOLAS HOLLANDER Directors: GARY HARTLE and RICH ARONS Animation: AKOM PRODUCTIONS {Buttons and Mindy theme} BUTTONS:Woof! Woof! Aroo! Grrrr! MINDY: Silly puppy! MOMMY: Mindy, sweetheart? Mommy and Daddy will be in the entertainment lab watching an video cube. DADDY: Honey, will you duplicate me a beverage paste? MOMMY: Sure, dear! Right away! Buttons! This duplicator is *not* a toy! I told you to stay away from it! Just keep an eye on Mindy! BUTTONS:Woof! MOMMY: Have fun, angel! MINDY: Okay, space lady! MOMMY: Please don't call me 'space lady'. Call me 'mom', 'mommy', 'mother', anything, but not 'space lady'. MINDY: Okay, space lady, I love you, buh-bye! {Where, Oh, Where Has My Little Dog Gone?} {Buttons and Mindy theme} Bouncy ball! Oops! TV:    --Golly, Skipper, will we ever get off this planet? --Well, sure, little buddy! ...I think. MINDY: Bouncy bally, bouncy bally! MINDY: Bha-ha! Buttons funny! Buh-bye! VOICE: Prepare to launch mission Starburst. Five minutes and counting. MINDY: Bally bally bally! {Star-Trek-like music} CAPTAIN:Mr. Speck! Report! SPECK: Highly illogical creatures, Captain. CAPTAIN:Set phasers on 'shake and bake'. MINDY: Buttons funny! Bally! Bally! Bally! VOICE: Prepare rocket for launch. Evacuate the rocket facility. MINDY: Whatcha doin', Mister Space Bug Man? BUG:   Go away! Leave me alone! MINDY: Why? BUG:   You're yellow dada MINDY: Why? BUG:   You mess up my yadada MINDY: Why? BUG: MINDY: Okay, I love you, buh-bye! Mmmmm-wah! VOICE: All personnel, clear the launchpad! Twenty seconds and counting. MINDY: Silly bouncy ball! {Buttons and Mindy theme} VOICE: All systems go. Prepare for lift-off. Mission Starburst rockets shut down. Prepare cargo bay for detonation of obsolete weaponry. Sixty seconds until total destruction. BUTTONS:Huh? VOICE: That's right -- total destruction! Starburst detonation sequence under way. Vaporization components engaged. Detonation minus forty seconds. MINDY: Bye-bye, Buttons! Bally! Bally! VOICE: Fifteen seconds and counting! MINDY: My bally! VOICE: Five...four...three... MINDY:   Bye-bye! VOICE: ...two...one! {There's No Place Like Home} MOMMY: Buttons! Didn't I tell you to keep Mindy away from that duplicator? Now look what you've done! MINDYS: [Together] Hi, space lady! Okay, I love you, buh-bye!