The Origins

The Origins

 * Gumball! Stop using my bikini to catapult oranges at your dad!


 * What the? Gumball! When I told you to clean your room I didn't mean to put everything in the washing machine!


 * Oh, not a moment's peace around here. Oh where is he now?


 * Gumball? Why is the bathtub full of soda?!


 * He must have been trying to make some kind of amazing home-made jacuzzi. I think it's important to encourage the creativity of a because--


 * It was you wasn't it?


 * Yes.


 * (sigh)


 * Gumball! How did you manage to bring both sand and snow into the house?


 * I'm not even going to ask about that.


 * Gumball!


 * Gumball?


 * Oh my gosh! Richard! Grab the hunting net, he got out again!


 * I'm here.


 * You're so lucky you're so cute! Otherwise I would've sold you to the freak show by now.


 * What's a freak show?
 * It's like our family, but people pay to see it.

Getting Gumball a Pet



 * Uhnn... Ahh! That's the 27th time!


 * I was an energetic kid, but this one operates in a different time frame.


 * EAT! By the power of lunch, I command you to eat! By the power of lunch, I command you to eat!


 * Ah! I killed his appetite! Or maybe worse...


 * Shh! He's finally gone down! Quick! Sleep while you can!


 * Second wind!


 * (sigh) This can't go on...

and : (gasp)


 * Wait a minute!


 * Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

and : Let's...


 * Get him a pet!


 * Go back in time and make sure we never...


 * We get him a pet! What a good idea we both just had...


 * He hasn't moved in over 13 seconds.


 * And there isn't any alphabet soup on the ceiling.


 * So what are you gonna call him, sweetie?


 * Darwin!


 * What? But that spells "JPXFRD." We really need to get you enrolled in school...


 * So, I can see by your serious expression that you ask yourself a lot of important questions. Like, "If I ate myself, would I grow twice as big, or just disappear?


 * (sigh) Finally, somebody else to answer his questions...


 * Yeah, I got a nosebleed just thinking "if there's nothing faster than light, then how did the dark get there first?"


 * My muscles. They got all loose...


 * What happened?


 * I don't know, I think we just relaxed... for the first time in years...


 * Aghh!




 * Why?!


 * Time to wake up! I made you breakfast!


 * (sighs) Thank you sweetie, but don't you have anything else to do?


 * Nope!


 * Go play with Darwin.


 * I can't. He won't wake up. He looks like this.  Agh!

and :


 * Uh... Excuse me wife and my son, why don't you stay here while I go buy another f--orange! By which I mean replacing the old orange in fact that there is no old orange and that there is just one continuous orange. Bye!


 * Swing low... Sweet chariot...


 * Wait a minute...


 * Did you just go to the store wearing that?

and :


 * Swing low...


 * Swing low...


 * Swing low...


 * Swing low...


 * Swing low...


 * Swing low... Sweet chariot...


 * I'm sorry sir, but there are none left.


 * What?! What do you mean? I need a fish now!


 * I'm afraid the last 2 jumped out of the tank when they saw you coming...


 * Aww...


 * (sighs) What will I say to Gumball?


 * Psst.


 * (gasps) The call of a freshly opened soda!


 * No, over here.


 * A talking van!


 * No... I'm inside...


 * My head?


 * No! The van!


 * Ahh...


 * What do you seek? Please choose from the many wondrous items in my store...


 * What about this?


 * No, no... That's not for sale...


 * Then why is it on a pillow under a spotlight?


 * Look, it's part of the game, you insist, I insist, (sigh) fine... whatever, it's $100.


 * 10.


 * 50.


 * 10.


 * Okay, 10.


 * 50!


 * What?


 * Okay, a 100 bucks! But you're twisting my arm!


 * There's just one thing... ...Whatever you do, don't get it wet...


 * Uh... it's a fish.


 * No, wait there was something else... ...Whatever you do, don't feed it after midnight...


 * But it's... kinda always after midnight.


 * No, wait there was something else... Anyways, be careful. That fish is more special than you think...


 * As a fish, can you tell be who would win a a fight between a shark and a thousand piranhas?


 * Hmm... you seem different today... Sort of more... ...awake.


 * Hmm...


 * Hey, are you... ...copying me?


 * Did you... did you feel that?


 * Yeah, me too... ..In my heart...  Wait a minute... can you understand everything I'm saying?!


 * This is amazin--! Ow! OK, OK, my name is Gumball... Gumball...


 * Gum...ball...


 * Hold on a second...  This is amazing! Wait 'till mom and dad see this!  Um... let's surprise them! Act as dumb as possible!


 * Like that! But dumber! Yeah, like that! And you don't move a muscle until I say so! OK? This is going to be so amazing!