Dot's Quiet Time

Dot: I love cheap romance horror thriller novels. [BOOM!] Dot: Quiet! [CRASH!] Dot: All I want is quiet No reason to deny it     I can't take that riot Quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!! Let me clarify it     The noise I can't defy it      I simply will not buy it      Give me quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!! Now to nullify it     I just won't stand by it      It's time now to bye-bye it      I want quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!! [Moo! Crunch! Chew! Whoot-whoot! Cricket-cricket!] Dot: I want quiet, quiet, quiet! This urge, I can't deny it, To find some peace and quiet, I'll search both low and high; It     Must be quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!! [Scotland, bagpipes disturb her] Dot: Quiet!!! [Paris, France, in the cathedral of Notre Dame] Dot: (spoken) Ahhhh. Such peace, such joy. [Bells disturb her] Dot: Quiet!!! [Pisa, Italy. Leaning Tower falls over, disturbing her] [Map of Africa. Elephants stampede through map] Dot: I said quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!! [Desert island, turns out to be volcanic] [Nepal, high on mountain top] Dot: (spoken) Yoo-hooooo (Yoo-hooooo...yoo-hooooo) Ahh. Hmm. Gee, it's so quiet. Too quiet. Terribly quiet. Awfully quiet. AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH! (AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH! AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH!) Dot: I thought I wanted quiet I thought I could apply it     But now that I have tried it...      I'm sick and tired of quiet! [Pulls out boom-box and plays rock version of Animaniacs Theme] Dot: Hee hee hee hee!