Buck Denver’s Christmas Poem

Buck Denver: Good day, America, this is Buck Denver with a Christmas poem:

My favorite time of year is here,

With Christmas joy and Christmas cheer,

As children grin from ear to ear,

And families from afar draw near.

The stores they sell; the shoppers buy.

Packages and boxes fly.

The songs we know so well, and why?

They've been playing since July.

As Rudolph scampers on TV,

We stack our booty 'round the tree.

And if we've bought excessively,

We'll just tap home-equity.

Then later lying midst the toys

With sugar coma girls and boys

In brand-new shirts and Corduroys,

We wonder if we hear a noise.

A baby crying in the night

As cattles stamp their hoofs in fright.

No TV show, no neon light

To welcome him, that Christmas night.

He came to Earth for you and me

He saw when we were meant to be,

A diaper wrapped divinity

Who gave his life to set us free.

So put your iPod on the shelf.

Turn off that shelf about he elf.

Say this as the candles glow,

"Jesus loves me, this I know."

Merry Christmas from all your friends at JellyTelly.