You Pet It, You Bought It

Kimmy: [to Stephanie] Boy, you really screwed up this map. Look, you got Florida way down south stickin’ out in the ocean.

Stephanie: Why do I get the feeling there’s a name tag and a paper hat in your future?

Stephanie: So, how’d your little lemonade business go?

Michelle: Not bad. I made $221. [Stephanie, D.J. and Kimmy are surprised]

D.J.: $221? That’s unbelievable!

Stephanie: Give your favorite sister a hug. [she hugs Michelle]

Kimmy: Give your favorite neighbor a hundred. [she holds out her hand]

Michelle: I didn’t get rich by being stupid.

Danny: [turns to Jesse] Jess, this is all your fault. [imitates Jesse] “Hey, you gotta go out and live a little.”

Jesse: A, I don’t talk like that. Two, I thought she was going to the candy store. Now, unless that donkey has a creamy chocolate center, you can’t blame me for this!

Michelle: Well, we were on our way to the candy store when we passed this petting zoo.

Joey: Well, apparently, you didn’t pass it completely!

Alex: Donkey rides!

Nicky: Me first!

Rebecca: No, guys, the ride is closed. Come on, back to bed.

Jesse: Okay, but you guys gotta help me. [singing] Come and knock on our door...

Danny, Joey, Becky, Stephanie, Michelle: [singing] Come and knock on our door.

Jesse: [singing] We’ve been waiting for you.

Danny, Joey, Becky, Stephanie, Michelle: [singing] We’ve been waiting for you... where the kisses are hers and hers and his...

Jesse: [snaps his fingers] That’s it!

Danny, Joey, Becky, Stephanie, Michelle: [singing] Three’s Company, too.

Jesse: Those are the words!