Seymour ... Right After This


 * Narrator: It's a beautiful day in the city! The kind of day that makes you want to go outside and enjoy the fresh air and sunshine! So, then, why is everyone inside watching TV?
 * Seymour Smooth: Because it's time to play my fabulous new game show-- Who Wants To Win An Enormous Amount of Money?
 * Sally: I do!
 * Tim: Me, too!
 * Both: We both do! Ha, ha, ha!
 * Seymour Smooth: If you're just tuning in, I'll remind you how the game is played. Last week I mailed everyone in the city a ticket with their own special 8-digit number. And at the end of the show, I'm going to read out the winning number. If your ticket has that number, you will win the enormous amount of money that inside this suitcase! So let me ask you, folks: Are you ready to hear the winning number?
 * Both: We're ready!
 * Seymour Smooth: I know you can't wait for me to tell you that winning number, so I'm going to tell you right... After this commercial break. Stay tuned and don't go anywhere!


 * Tim: For the love of jellybeans? Why must he delay?
 * Sally: I know! He's making it much longer than it should!
 * Becky: Mom, Dad. You've been sitting here watching tv for the past two hours. You haven't paid any attention to anything else. Why are you so captivated by this show?
 * Tim: Ding, ding, ding! Because this is the greatest show in the history of television. Huh? Did I win?
 * Sally: That's right.
 * Tim: And all we have to do is watch tv and we can make money.
 * Sally: An enormous amount of money because Seymour Smooth is giving away! Ha, ha!
 * Becky: Seymour Smooth? Don't you remem--
 * Tim: Show's coming back on!
 * Both: Show's on!
 * Sally: Ooh. Shh! No more talking. Seymour, please tell us that number right now and don't delay any longer.
 * Seymour Smooth: Welcome back. Now, I'm sure you don't want me to delay any longer. I bet you're just itching to win all the money that's in this suitcase! Wow. That sure is an enormous amount of money.
 * Sally: I want it! I want it! I want it! Just please read that winning number! Pleeeeeeeease!
 * Seymour Smooth: Alright! Here we go.
 * Tim: Okay. Here we go. Here we go.
 * Seymour Smooth: The winning number is... Coming right up after this commercial break, so stay tuned and don't go anywhere!
 * Sally: (Screams)
 * Tim: Sweet mother of merengue, I can't take suspense anymore!
 * Sally: Delay, delay, delay! Why can't he just tell us the winning number already? Whyyy?!
 * Becky: Yeesh. I'm starting to wonder, Bob. Why would Seymour want to delay reading the winning number?
 * Narrator: Backstage at Seymour's TV Studio...