Charmed, I'm Sure

Ben 10: Omniverse: Season 5 - Episode 7

Charmcaster: Zs'Skayr!

Zs'Skayr: I'm sorry. And you are?

Charmcaster: Here to reclaim the alpha rune.

Zs'Skayr: My apologies, dear child. I have no idea to what you are referring.

Charmcaster: It is an object as old as time itself, through which all magic flows. It is the keeper of the true name of my realm and a source - of ultimate power, and it is mine!

Zs'Skayr: Oh, this alpha rune? - I'm not quite ready to give it up just yet.

Charmcaster: So be it. I am Charmcaster, daughter of Spellbinder, conqueror of Adwaita, ruler of Ledgerdomain, and I will not be deni --

[Flash]

[Applause]

Zs'Skayr: Back to work!

[Keyboard clacking]

Ben: [High-pitched scream] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, [High-pitched scream] Hey! Not cool! Some places are off limits to girls. Even evil girls. Wait. What am I doing? [Beep] (Ben transforms into Swampfire)

Swampfire: Charmcaster, I'm about to teach you - how to knock.

Charmcaster: Him? That's Ben Tennyson. Yes, I'm sure. Yeah, he has looked better.

Swampfire: Wait. What are you doing out of Ledgerdomain?

Charmcaster: I don't know. I think it's a loofah.

Swampfire: And why do you seem more cuckoo than usual? [Beep]

[ Omnitrix powers down ]

Ben: Hey! Ocupado! -- Does no one respect the sanctity of the bathroom?

Charmcaster: No, I did not zap us here. Zs'skayr did. Providence? No, I don't think so. Him? I don't know. He's new.

Ben: I'm still trying to figure it out myself.

Rook: Great Amber Ogia! Charmcaster has put a spell on you.

Ben: No, it's just a -- wait. - How do you know about Charmcaster?

Rook: Gwen told me.

Ben: Gwen? When did you talk to Gwen?

Rook: Oh, we speak all the time. Last week, we had an intense dialogue regarding spores.

Ben: That's creepy, dude.

Rook: No, that is creepy, dude. She has attached a hideous parasite to your face. Stand still.

Ben: [Screams] Hold your fire! It's just a zit!

Charmcaster: That's a rubber ducky. [Chuckles] No, that won't help. Yes, they could be.

Rook: If you say so, Ben. Miss, you'll have to come with us.

Charmcaster: Great. Let's get going. We don't have much time!

Ben: Rook, she may be acting like she's a few sandwiches shy of a picnic, but I'm not buying it. She's not exactly - the trustworthy type.

Rook: Do not worry. I know all about Charmcaster. Gwen told me.

Ben: Great.

Charmcaster: Yes, I know, but he's being Ben. No, he's still arrogant.

Ben: Hey!

Charmcaster: We both want Zs'Skayr, so we should work together towards a mutual goal. Why can't you see the logic in this?

Ben: One you are talking to your purse. Two you've tried to destroy me on several occasions. Most occasions.

Charmcaster: Oh, no. I'm pretty sure he didn't mean it as an insult to you.

Ben: Hey, Rad. How much longer do you think we're gonna be stuck here? Um Rad? Mr. Dudesman? Captain, sir? You're not still angry about me destroying that replacement part, are you? [Sighs] Fine. I can't believe I'm saying this, but does anyone else want to be an adult here?

Scout: [Groans] [Grunts]

Ben: Hobble?

Hobble: Hmm? [Gasps] [Chuckles] Welcome aboard the lovely duck, ma'am. The name's Hobble. I'm kind of in charge around here. And you would be?

Charmcaster: Yes, I know every second counts. Uh Well, I'm trying to. Okay, okay, okay!

Hobble: Great. Yeah, okay. Check you later. Good talk.

Charmcaster: So, you'd rather stay cooped up, surrounded by people who clearly don't want you here when Zs'Skayr is within your reach and I can help you defeat him? Now who's the irrational one?

Rook: Ben is.

Ben: Look, even if I wanted to team up with you, which I don't, I can't leave the ship anyway.

Charmcaster: And why is that?

[Crowd jeering]

Ben: That's why.

Charmcaster: Trihum Turba Kumpane Sensir Sersam

All: Ooh. Aah.

Charmcaster: Now, are you coming with me to defeat Zs'Skayr once and for all, or what? [Chuckles]

Ben: I don't trust her, especially in her current condition.

Rook: Her considerable powers in addition to our own would make a formidable team against Zs'Skayr.

Ben: Fine. But keep an eye on her. Anyone else want to join this party? Anyone? Scout?

Scout: [Groans] [Whimpers] [Grunts]

Hobble: Ahem. [Chuckles]

Ben: Um, I think we're good, Hobble.

Charmcaster: No. The stumpy one may come. He amuses us.

Hobble: [Chuckles]

Charmcaster: And we may need bait.

Transylian: Sup?

Ben: [High-pitched scream]

Hobble: [Screams] Wait. What are we screaming about?

Rook: Try to look on the bright side.

Ben: There's a bright side?

Rook: Now you can walk amongst these hideous, disgusting, nightmarish creatures as if you - are one of them.