The Visit

Brain: PINKY?

HMM?

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING THERE? WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE, CHEESE?

MMMMEHHH

I'M GOING TO COUNT TO 3.

HERE! OH, I'M SORRY, BRAIN. IT'S JUST THAT--NARF! CHEESE! I MEAN, I DIDN'T WANNA-- WHAA HOO! WHAA HOO! I WANT TO LIVE!

PINKY! DO YOU WANT A TIME-OUT?

MM-MMM.

THE NORMAL FIELD MICE THAT WE CAPTURE WILL BRING A VERY SPECIAL TALENT TO OUR PLAN OF GLOBAL DOMINATION. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, PINKY?

UM, BEING ABLE TO SHRED PAPER INTO LITTLE, TINY BITS?

OH, YES, PINKY. THEN WE CAN FIRE SPITBALLS AT AL GORE AND GET HIM ALL CONFUSED.

OH, GOODY! THIS IS A FUN-FUN, SILLY-WILLY PLAN! WHOO HA HA HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME SEPARATE YOU. FIELD MICE ARE INSTINCTUAL EXPERTS IN NIGHTTIME NAVIGATION. ONCE CAPTURED, WE WILL UNLOCK AND CLONE THEIR DNA CODE OF NIGHT VISION AND GIVE OURSELVES A SUPER ABILITY TO SEE IN THE DARK. THEN WE WILL CAUSE A WORLDWIDE POWER OUTAGE AND SEIZE CONTROL IN THE DARKNESS.

[MICE SQUEAKING]

SHH!

Pinky: * WE'RE GOING TO CATCH US SOME MICE *

SILENCE, PINKY. GRAB THE ROPE. NOW! OH! THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN CHARLTON HESTON GETS CAPTURED IN THAT NET IN PLANET OF THE APES. [IMITATING CHARLTON HESTON] YOU CRAZY BABOONS!

HMMHMM.

THE DNA OF THESE MICE WHAT, BRAIN? THERE'S SOMETHING ODD ABOUT IT. IT'S SORT OF FAMILIAR. THESE PATTERNS EGAD. WHAT IS IT, BRAIN? PINKY, THESE 2 MICE. IT CAN'T BE. WHAT? THESE MICE ARE MY PARENTS. [GASPS] NAAARRRRF! [BOTH GRUNTING] FATHER AHEM. WELCOME TO MY HOME. THIS IS WHERE I DO MY IMPORTANT THINKING, PLANNING FOR--WELL, I'M TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, YOU SEE. YES, AND HE'S GOING TO DO IT, TOO. YES. THANK YOU, PINKY. UH, THIS IS PINKY, MY, UM, FRIEND. WELCOME [CRUNCHES] OW! HE BIT MY LEG! HE BIT MY LEG! ACTUALLY, BRAIN, I THINK THAT'S THE GIRL, UM, YOUR, UM, MUMMY. Brain: D-OOH! [SPLASH] THIS IS PATHETIC, PINKY. I CAN'T COMMUNICATE WITH THEM. I-I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THEM. AND I'VE CHANGED SO MUCH, THEY DON'T KNOW ME. BECAUSE YOU'VE MATURED. NO, BECAUSE MY BRAIN HAS BEEN ALTERED BY ELECTROCHEMICAL EXPERIMENTS. WHAT ARE THEY THINKING? WHAT STORIES DO THEY HAVE TO TELL? I MUST DO SOMETHING, PINKY. I WANT TO CONNECT WITH THEM. I WANT THEM TO TALK TO ME. THE ELECTRODES, PINKY. BEHOLD, PINKY-- THE PENSAMPLIVOX! OOH. NICE NAME, BRAIN. "PENSA" FROM THE LATIN "THOUGHTS," "AMPLI," TO MAKE LOUD, AND "VOX," MEANING VOICE. OH. HMM. THAT KIND OF WRECKED IT FOR ME. WHEN WORN BY A NORMAL MOUSE, PINKY, THE PENSAMPLIVOX WILL GIVE THEM THE GIFT OF SPEECH, DIRECT ACCESS TO THEIR THOUGHTS. Brain: ON. [BOTH COUGHING] MOTHER? FATHER? SON? SON! LOOK AT YOU! LOOK AT YOU. LOOK AT YOU. LOOK AT YOUR HEAD-- ALL BIG AND PUFFY, LIKE A MARSHMALLOW. I'M EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT. I-- OH, YOU ARE? WELL, WOULD A SMARTY KEEP HIS CAGE ALL MESSY LIKE THIS? IT'S NOT MESSY. DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR MOTHER. I'M NOT TALKING BACK! IS THERE A BROOM AROUND HERE? OR ARE YOU WAITING FOR A HURRICANE TO COME THROUGH? I'D SAY ONE DID. MOTHER, IT'S-- IT'S FINE. COU--COULDN'T WE JUST TALK? A BROOM? BUT WE'VE NEVER EVEN SPOKEN BEFORE. I'M GONNA COUNT TO 3. SON, WHERE'S YOUR 3-IN-1 OIL? YOU GOT A SQUEAK HERE THAT WOULD WAKE UP BRODERICK CRAWFORD. FATHER, THERE'S SO MUCH I WANT TO KNOW. JUST STOP. LET'S JUST TALK. CAN YOU--STOP DOING THAT! COME ON! I-I-- YOU WANT A TIME-OUT? MM-MMM. SON, WHY DON'T YOU BE A GOOD BOY AND GO GATHER SOME BERRIES AND BITS OF WHEAT? WELL, I-I'VE GOT SOME FOOD PELLETS RIGHT HERE. HAH! FOOD PELLETS? HO HO! HE'S GOT FOOD PELLETS! FOOD PELLETS? VERY UPTOWN, MR. WOLFGANG PUCK TEAROOM! FATHER! DON'T MAKE ME SEPARATE YOU, BOY! PINKY, MY PARENTS OH, I KNOW, BRAIN! THEY'RE SUPER! NARF! NYAH HA HA HA! NARF? HA HA HA HA HA! THAT'S FUNNY, NARF! HA HA HA HA HA! WE LIKE YOUR FRIEND, SON. NARF! All: NARF! [LAUGHING AND NARFING] NOW, THAT'S A WHEEL. Brain: MOTHER, FATHER, I'M GOING OUT THIS EVENING. A DATE? YA KNOW, SON, YOUR FATHER AND I ARE THE ONLY ONES OF OUR FRIENDS WITH NO GRANDCHILDREN. HMM. WELL, UH, ACTUALLY, I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT TO TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD. AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WEARING? SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE A CAPE OR SOMETHING? PINKY, MY PARENTS, THEY'RE DRIVING ME INSANE. EGAD, BRAIN. REALLY? OOH. WELL, THAT KINDA LEAVES ME WITHOUT MUCH TO DO. UH, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THOSE SPEECH GIZMOS AWAY FROM THEM? I TRIED. AND? MY FATHER THREATENED TO CUT OFF MY ALLOWANCE. HMM. WELL, BRAIN, I THINK YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THEM THE WAY THEY ARE. YOU'RE RIGHT, PINKY, AND THEN, GET THEM REALLY FAR AWAY FROM HERE. [BRAIN READING] AND I THOUGHT, WHAT WOULD YOU ENJOY MORE THAN A TRIP TOFLORIDA. YOU LEAVE TONIGHT. FLORIDA! FLORIDA! THAT WAS NICE, BRAIN. THANK YOU, PINKY. AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP. HERE. THIS IS FOR YOU. WHAT IS IT? A DINOSAUR STICKER. [GASPS] NARF! OH, THANK YOU, BRAIN! AH HO HO! HOLD ME! PLEASE, PINKY, COME! WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE CAGE TO PLAN FOR TOMORROW NIGHT. WHY, BRAIN? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT? TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? NO. MY PARENTS HAVE INVITED US FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER. THEY'RE DINKY, THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN