Little Miss Star the Leading Witness




 * [The scene starts in the kitchen where Mr. Dizzy is cooking eggs on the hob with a sieve.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: Oh no. I never get fried eggs right. What am I going to give Little Miss Star to eat?
 * [Little Miss Star opens the door and appears in the kitchen.]
 * Little Miss Star: I really don't care what I eat. Let's put on the TV, Mr. Dizzy and see if my plan has worked. By the way, you'd find it easier to cook eggs in a frying pan.


 * [They both sit on the sofa and watch TV. Mr. Worry appears on the screen]
 * Mr. Worry: [Worried] Good evening. This is Mr. Worry; we're all very worried, especially me! Little Miss Star has mysteriously disappeared. A reporter Little Miss Trouble is interviewing Mr. Nosey to see if he knows anything.
 * Little Miss Trouble: Mr. Nosey, what do you know about Miss Star's disappearance?
 * [She holds the microphone to Mr. Nosey's level.]
 * Mr. Nosey: I know everything about everybody. How much money Mr. Mean has, how skinny Mr. Skinny is, what size shoes Mr. Tall takes.
 * Little Miss Trouble: Yes yes. But have you found any clues to Miss Star's disappearance?
 * Mr. Nosey: Er... No. Nothing this year.
 * Mr. Worry: Has Miss Star really been kidnapped? Please come forward if you have any information.
 * Mr. Dizzy: [Miserably] Poor Little Miss Star. Where on earth can she be?
 * [He realises that she is sitting next to him and gets a fright.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: There you are.
 * Little Miss Star: Yes! It worked! They think I've been kidnapped but in fact I'm hiding in your house. [Jumps off the sofa] And now at last.


 * [The scene cuts to Mr. Worry.]
 * Mr. Worry: Do I look alright? [Points at his seat] Is this seat safe? Is the microphone on?
 * Mr. Man: [Over microphone] OK, Mr. Worry. Your turn.
 * Mr. Worry: This is Mr. Worry. A surprise witness has some important news for us. The inhabitants of Tiddletown are tormented by worry, especially me.
 * [The camera cuts to the stage. The curtains open to reveal Little Miss Star wearing a hat, cape and mask. Mr. Worry sees this and gets frightened. He zooms and hides under the desk.]
 * Mr. Worry: [Nervous] Our mysterious guest has just arrived. [Confidently] Meet our surprise witness. Who are you?
 * Little Miss Star: I [Brings out a sword and wrings it] am The Masked Avenger!
 * [Mr. Worry screams and runs under the desk.]
 * Mr. Worry: ...be safe than sorry.
 * [He discovers two umbrellas in the corner of the room. He is seen confronting Miss Star with an opened one of them.]
 * Mr. Worry: Er... Masked Avenger, could you tell us when you last saw Miss Star?
 * Little Miss Star: Why yesterday! She has to be the greatest star in the world!
 * [He looks back.]
 * Mr. Worry: Here's Mr. Nosey.
 * [Mr. Nosey and Little Miss Trouble walk in at the scene. The former has a suspicious look on his face.]
 * Mr. Nosey: Don't I know you?
 * Little Miss Star: No... but everyone knows you, Mr. Nosey.
 * Mr. Nosey: [Giggles] Well, let's come back to Miss Star. Does she have enemies?
 * Little Miss Star: No. Everyone likes her.
 * Little Miss Trouble: [Boldly] Now, I don't agree there. She's awesomely pretentious, and everyone knows she has no talent whatsoever!
 * [Miss Star becomes enraged and slams a pot on Miss Trouble's head, hurting her.]
 * Little Miss Trouble: Ooff! What was that?
 * [Mr. Nosey giggles.]
 * Little Miss Star: That's what comes with insulting a star!
 * [The pot is being thrown away. It flies over Mr. Worry and his umbrella. Miss Trouble is seen trying to take off Miss Star's mask.]
 * Little Miss Trouble: No, it's you who kidnapped her!
 * [Mr. Worry, now under the desk again, watches them. Mr. Nosey is surprised by what he sees.]
 * Little Miss Trouble: Actually, you're welcome to.
 * [She still tries to pull off the mask. Mr. Nosey peeks through his eye.]
 * Mr. Nosey: Oh, I say.
 * Little Miss Trouble: No-one like you, Little Miss Star.
 * [The phone rings. Mr. Worry answers it.]
 * Mr. Worry: Hello?
 * Little Miss Trouble: [Angrily] She's just a terrible show-off! That's all!
 * Little Miss Star: [Angrily] I forbid you to talk like that about Little Miss Star!
 * Mr. Worry: Pardon? [He gasps]
 * Mr. Nosey: Oh, dear me.
 * Mr. Worry: A stranger has just confessed to being Miss Star's kidnapper!
 * [Everyone is alarmed. Mr. Dizzy enters the room.]
 * Little Miss Trouble: [Happily] Mr. Dizzy!
 * Mr. Worry: [On microphone] Mr. Dizzy, Did you kidnap Miss Star?
 * Mr. Dizzy: Er... Take a nap, did you say?
 * Mr. Nosey: [Angrily] What have you done with Miss Star?
 * Mr. Dizzy: Er... I fried her.
 * [Mr. Worry panics.]
 * Mr. Worry: He has fried Miss Star!
 * Mr. Dizzy: An egg. Excuse me, but I don't know who you are.
 * [Mr. Dizzy pulls the mask off Miss Star, revealing her disguise. The rest of them are shocked.]
 * Mr. Nosey, Mr. Worry & Little Miss Trouble: Star?!
 * [Miss Star has an embarrassed look on her face. Mr. Dizzy looks at her mask confused.]


 * [Back at the kitchen, Mr. Dizzy is trying to fry an egg. He is holding the frying pan upside-down.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: I've ruined your fried eggs again. What am I going to do to eat?
 * Little Miss Star: I'm really not hungry, Mr. Dizzy. I only had a few moments of space. Now everyone's forgotten me again.
 * [He gasps. The phone rings. He picks it up and listens.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: Hold on, please. I'll see if she's here. [To Miss Star] It's someone from Jollywood studios to you.
 * [He hands the phone over to her.]
 * Man: [Over phone] Little Miss Star, I saw you on television you acquired for us. I would like to give you the leading role in my next film: "The Return of the Master Rangers".
 * [She immediately hands the phone back to Mr. Dizzy and celebrates by jumping up and down.]
 * Little Miss Star: Yippee! At last I'm going to be a real star!
 * [The screen fades to black and the credits roll.]