Good Crazy


 * [Marshall and Barney work the AC casinos]
 * Marshall: Hope Lily's okay.
 * Barney: Okay, that's it bro, we're turning off our phones for one hour.
 * Marshall: Motion denied.
 * Barney: Okay, you leave me no choice. Proposal, you give me one hour of phone-free bro time during which we - and by "we" I mean you - get magnificently, mythologically drunk, I'm talking needing-subtitles-when-you-speak drunk. If you can give me that, I...will wear this. [shows Ducky Tie]
 * Marshall: The...the Ducky Tie. I thought you threw it away.
 * Barney: I did...it came back.


 * [Ted continues to see Robin in every person he encounters]
 * Ted: Why are you still here?
 * Robin: [as MacLaren's bartender] Why do you think I'm still here?
 * Ted: I guess because I'm in love with you. Why else would I be seeing your face everywhere I look?
 * Robin: [as old patron] Because you feel bad.
 * Ted: Of course I feel bad. I told you I love you, which is apparently the worst thing you can say to someone.
 * Robin: That's not why you feel bad. You feel bad because after you said it, you let me go away. I know our relationship wasn't exactly what you wanted it to be, and I know I may not love you the way you love me, but I do love you. Isn't that worth hanging on to?
 * Ted: [pause] I miss you.
 * Robin: [as model in Wharmpess Gold beer] So go get me back.