Captain Marvel Animation Parody


 * Captain Marvel: (Screams) (Grunts in Pain)
 * (Randy is excited)
 * Captain Marvel: Guys! We have a real customer! Would you like to rent DC's Freezing Summer Blockbuster "Batman and Robin".


 * Guy: Space Invasion!
 * Donald Trump: Grrrrr! See. I told you we'd need it. Bring it on you, illegal aliens. You're no match for our Space Force. Grrrrrr.
 * Nick Fury: Nghh.
 * Randy: (Grunts in Pain) Wrong bus.
 * (Randy faints)
 * Nick Fury: Huh?
 * Ronan: (Laughs)
 * Nick Fury: Oh! Hell no!
 * Captain Marvel: Grrr.
 * Old Lady: (Laughs)
 * Captain Marvel: Grrrrrrr.
 * Old Lady: (Laughs)
 * Captain Marvel: Grrrr.
 * Old Lady: (Laughs) GAAAAAH! Bleeeeeh.
 * Captain Marvel: Hmph.
 * Boy: Grandma. No!
 * Old Lady: (Groans in Pain)
 * Boy: Why? (Cries)
 * (Nick Fury arrives)
 * Nick Fury: What did you just do!?
 * Captain Marvel: Oh, ah. Ha, ha. I saw some green in her teeth. She has to be a Skrull in disguise.
 * Nick Fury: A what!?
 * Captain Marvel: You know the grape shape-shifting aliens that want to invade the planet.
 * Nick Fury: You did not just punch a innocent sweet ninety year old grandma over some darn piece of spinach in her teeth!
 * Old Lady: (Laughs) Hm?
 * Captain Marvel: You can't fool me twice! Graaah!
 * Old Lady: Ooooh! My hip!
 * Nick Fury: We're all gonna die when Thanos comes.
 * Stan Lee: (Laughs) Excelsior!
 * (The End? [Psst, stay for the after-credits])
 * Captain Marvel: (Whistles) Alright! After doing nothing for the past twenty years. I finally got to save the universe! Wait. I don't feel so good. Oh! Come on!