Super Cafe: Versus

Superman & Batman: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Superman: WE ARE GONNA BE IN A MOVIE TOGETHER!

Batman: I know! It's gonna be awesome!

Superman: I have so many questions.

Batman: Yeah, me too.

Superman: Do you think there will be a cafe?

Batman: I doubt it.

Superman: What's the premise?

Batman: Not sure. They're making everyone believe it's a Versus movie.

Superman: Versus? Like who would win in a fight? That's weird. What are they gonna call it?

Batman: Well, there's only one thing you can call it, I say. "The Dark Knight Rises AGAIN And Then Beats Up Superman".

Superman: Whatever.

Batman: Sounds like the appropriate title to me.

Superman: Come on, let's be honest. If that's how we're naming this movie, then we should name it "Man of Steel: The Punch From Space That Exploded Batman's Internal Organs".

Batman: "... Or Did It?"

Superman: No way! I could wipe you out like a meteor to some dinosaurs.

Batman: Oh please, I survived an atom bomb.

Superman: You mean you tricked everyone into thinking you were IN the atom bomb. Dude, you got stabbed by your ladyfriend when she was right next to you, you punched The Joker over and over again and all he did was laugh, Bane Broke your back, you didn't even defeat him, that was Catwoman technically, and Alfred even saved you from your own burning house one time.

Batman: Yep, I went through all of that and I'm still standing.

Superman: Just call it "Man of Steel: Total Pwnage".

Batman: Or... "Because He's Batman".

Superman: (sighs) Your ultimate get-out-of-jail free card. Dude, I would end you.

Batman: No way, you're too much of a boy scout. I'd have the upper hand. Easy.

Superman: "Boy scout", huh? That's a funny comparison. Boy scouts are always prepared. Sounds like a certain person's utility belt I know of.

Batman: Oh, I'll have all sorts of tricks up my sleeve. You'll never see me coming.

Superman: Okay, Mandarin, why don't you lose the gadgets, take off the gloves, and punch me in the face and see if I even blink?

Batman: You sure you want a bat-bruising?

Superman: Oh, there will be no bruising.

Batman: Oh yes, there will.

Superman: A bat-breeze, maybe.

Batman: Here it comes. Are you ready?

Superman: I'm ready.

Batman: You sure you want this?

Superman: No, dude, I'm not scared.

Batman: You're sure?

Superman: Yeah.

Batman: Okay, here it goes. (remains seated)

Superman: I'm waiting.

Batman: (after three seconds) Man of Steel was not inspiring.

Superman: (taken aback, blinks) Now that's just hurtful-.

Batman: You blinked! (leaves) PEACE, I'M OUT! I'M BATMAN!

Super Cafe: Versus

The end.