Inhumanity

When you're the ultimate Spider-Man, you have to be ready for anything. And I do mean anything. That flaming felon is called Molten Man. [Growls] And an 'aa-ugh' to you, too, Molty. [Grunts] Spider-Man! Get lost! [Grunts] [Grunts] What, and run out on a fun party like this? I was gonna break out the marshmallows. [Smothered grunt] [Screams] Plus, it's a school night at S. H. I. E. L. D. Academy. And that makes you homework! Hot! Hot! Ow! Ow! Hot! Ow! Ow! Ow! Hot! Hot! Do not fret, Spitter-Mehn. Triton is here! [Spider-Man] The regal fancy talkin' kid is Triton. One of the mysterious, super-powered Inhumans. If you guessed he's not from around here, you're right, he's S. H. I. E. L. D. Academy's first foreign exchange student. I heard Molten Man was creating havoc. You need my help, Spittermehn. Uh, it's Spider-Man, and you've only been at S. H. I. E. L. D. Academy a week. You're still pretty much a noob. I do not know what "a noob" is. But back in Attilan, I train in the combat arts, and am known as quite the warrior. Okay, fine. Stick with me. And follow my lead. [Screams] Stop! Oh, great. Ow! Ow! What does he think he's doing? [Grunts] And who are you supposed to be? I'm supposed to be Triton. Member of the Inhuman royal family. Now yield! [Roars] [Pained cry] - The heat! - Aw, drying out? Your mistake, fish kid. Your last mistake! [Grunts] Don't be like that. I'm sure he's gonna make lots more mistakes! [Grunts] [Yells] [Grunts] It's getting toasty. You better get out of here. You can't dismiss me. I'm Triton of the Inhumans. I don't care who you are. I got this! [Groans] You got nothing! And you're going down! [Yells] [Grunts] Not just down. Down in flames! The old down-through-the-floor escape. That settles it. I'm taking Molten Man myself. You get back to the Triskelion where it's safe. But my skills? I told you. Back in Attilan, I am one of the best Yeah, yeah. We're not in your world, Triton. [Grunts, yells] At least you're not hard to find. Yoo hoo! Mr. Drippy! [Roars] [Both grunting] [Roars] [Spider-Man] Over here! - Huh? - Think fast! [Grunts] [Grunts] You think a little cement is gonna stop me? - Ah-aah! - Ooh! I kinda do. Webs is so going to be late again. [Iron Spider] Ultimate Spidey will have ultimate detention in 4, 3, 2 [Bell rings] [Nova] Cutting it a little close, huh? I was chasing the Molten Man around all night. All night? Was he giving you trouble? Or did something happen? - Fish happened. - [Nova] Heh. Finhead? It's about time. [Nova] Not like it's a big mystery, he's weird. He never makes eye contact. He never smiles. He talks funny. And his only friend lives in a bowl In his locker. Being weird doesn't make him a bad kid, though. Does it? No, but what do we know about these Inhumans anyway? You know the mysterious super-powered part? Turns out they've been hiding from us regular people for like, centuries. Seriously. And now suddenly they want to be best pals? Because that's not creepy at all. [Rumbling] [Gasps] Did you hear that?! Huh? Now there's something you don't see every day. - [Nova] What is that? - Attilan. Throne city of the Inhumans. My home. She doesn't look happy. I am Medusa, queen of the Inhumans. Your time ruling this planet has gone long enough, humans. S. H. I. E. L. D. , your forces have Or there will be war. I don't have time for games, Your Highness. Why is your city parked over our city threatening war? We Inhumans only want peace. I can think of no reason for any of this. Know what I think? I think you're a spy sent to infiltrate S. H. I. E. L. D.. No, you have it wrong! Doesn't matter now. You Inhumans want a war, we'll give it to you. [Door opening] [S. H. I. E. L. D. computer] Lockdown initiated. Wow. I didn't know Fury could get more Fury-ish. Spider-Man? But, how did you? Trade secret. So tell me. What's really going on with you guys starting a war? It does not concern you. Sure it does. I mean, assuming you want out of this room at some point in the next hundred years? I do not know why this is happening. We Inhumans isolated ourselves to make certain this would never happen. I know I am a stranger here. But I want to do right by my people. And by S. H. I. E. L. D., as well. If I could see the king and queen, maybe I can convince them to stop. I really don't want this whole war thing to happen. Which means I'm about to do something really stupid. [Speaking foreign language] Stop that! I'm in enough trouble without you breaking anything. Spider-Man! I shouldn't be surprised when you find stupefying new ways to break the rules. - And yet, here we are. - Triton says he can talk the Inhumans out of this. If there's a chance to prevent war, we have to take it. We can't just react to everything with fear. We've good reason to be afraid. You have no idea how powerful the Inhumans are. The truth is more powerful than any weapon. Says the spy. Okay, fine. You've got an hour. That's it. After that Things get real. [Spider-Man] So this is Attilan huh? Pretty awesome. Uh, where is everybody? This is all wrong. The city should be full of people. I must reach the palace. Hey! No! Come back here! - We stay together, Triton. - You still do not trust in me. I don't not not trust you. Your banter is odd. This way. So says the fish guy. This is my family. The royal family. Lockjaw, Karnak, Gorgon, Crystal, queen Medusa and king Black Bolt. Wait a minute. One of your cousins is a dog? Not judging, just asking. [Spider-Man] Whoa talk about fancy. Black Bolt? Sire? It is I, Triton. Black Bolt's reign is done, little Triton. Long live king Maximus! Huh? He didn't make the family portrait, so lemme guess. Evil uncle or deranged cousin? Maximus is brother to the king. We call him Maximus the mad. Ah, both evil and deranged. What have you done with the royal family? Where are the rest of our people? Where they should be, little nephew, preparing to defend Attilan, not gallivanting with some warmongering human! [Shouting] [Maximus shouts] Listen to me, Maximus! Humanity's not out to get you! But I am "out to get" you! All of you! You will be crushed like insects under the Inhuman heel! Spiders aren't insects! We're arachnids! Hey, Triton! The fight's back here! Uhh! [Grunts] That was a cheap shot. Ugh. Things like brain blasts and mind control are considered cheating. There is no quarter in war, human. Would you take two dimes and a nickel? [Grunts] [Triton] Release him, cousin! Your madness ends now! Behold! The Gyro cube! This toy will not [Grunt] Hold me! [Cries out] Ugh! Score one for the fish kid! Hey! Now where are ya going? Are you trying to ditch me again? I did not mean to abandon you. I needed the Gyro cube to slow Maximus' attack. I assumed you understood my plan. You can't just assume that I know exactly what you're thinking. Talk plan with friends, then do plan. I am sorry. I must do better to make my intentions clear. King Black Bolt would never allow this. He is far more powerful than Maximus. If we can find Black Bolt, he can stop my uncle and his war. Fury only gave us an hour. If we're doing this, we need to hurry. [Grunts] One thing is certain. No matter where I go, I somehow always end up in the sewers. It is an aqueduct. The water is clean. "Clean", he says. Pthh! Triton in his natural environment. On his own turf? Kinda impressive. Hey, wait up! The seaside is free of obstruction. "The coast is clear. " Not the seaside is Whatever you said. And what, Inhumans don't believe in prison guards? [Quietly] They are unnecessary. We have Lockjaw. No offense, but I think we can handle a big dog. [Lockjaw growls] Or a big dog and a little guy? Karnak. Our greatest general and strategist. He can see and exploit anyone's weaknesses. Let me reason with him. Reasoning with glowy-eyed people never works out well. If your plan is not to surrender, it is fatally flawed, cousin. Aah! Uhh Yup, glowy eyes get ya every time! Uhh, nice doggy. [Growling] Aw, is the big doggie's feet all stuck? [Chuckles] You know I once had a cute dog named Ms. Lion who [Growls] Who sure couldn't do that. Where'd ya go ya overgrown - [Fierce growling] - Uh-oh. Spidey ahh! Whoa! Ahh! Sense. Bad teleporting dog! [Grunts] Somebody needs a doggy treat. [Growls] - Hyah! - Whoa Eeyah! Cousin! Please! You are being controlled! Fight it! The humans are evil. We must purge them all before they destroy us! Your argument is flawed. There is a weakness! Think! A weakness? In my argument? No. Illogical. I cannot be Heads up, Triton! [Gasps] Oh! Uhh! [Grunts] [Whistles] [Snoring] Lockjaw can hear unique whistles and commands. Including this one that makes him nap. So many things about your world that I don't get. I know exactly how you feel. Yeah, talk about the other side of the fence, huh? C'mon. Let's go see the king. [Spider-Man] Whoa. What's up with the elaborate face mask? Maximus isn't taking any chances with this guy. We're kind of on the clock here so, if you could wake up and [Triton] Careful. His voice has the power to shatter all of Attilan. Black Bolt. It is I, Triton. You must rouse yourself. Maximus is leading us to war with the humans. You are the only one who can save us from mutual destruction. Yikes! Glowing eyes equals bad juju. [Yelling] Ohh! Ahh! Need chiropractor bad. [Growls] [Groans] Look, it's a family reunion. An old-fashioned, mind-controlled family reunion. Pitiful human. My power can be most persuasive. And most final! [Beeps] You're too late. When Attilan hits, all of your human city will be crushed under it. [New yorkers gasp] Huh? [Maximus] Our war begins now! He's gonna smoosh New York City! You're not actually gonna smush New York City? - Nobody smushes New York City! - Oh, but I am. And this is only the beginning, the first volley. We will hunt humanity down, wherever they run, wherever they hide. Once we have destroyed you all, this will be an Inhuman world. - Hyah! - Uhh! Sorry Max, that's just too mad for me. No! Have you learned nothing, young Triton? Maximus is the will! Maximus is king! I challenge you, by the throne of Attilan! I challenge you to trial by combat! You must accept. [Maniacal laughing] That laugh is not improving my confidence in this situation. If it's a beating you desire, a beating you shall receive. I accept the challenge royal! Now choose your second. I choose Spider-Man. [High-pitched scream] What the what now? Are all you Inpeople nuts? Choose Black Bolt! I prefer to fight alongside you, Spider-Man. You understand me. Yeah, that's cause we're friends. Plus, the rules won't let me choose Black Bolt. Otherwise, of course, I would choose Black Bolt. More foolishness. As for me, I choose Gorgon! Am I right to assume that Gorgon - is like an incredibly tough - Yes. [Roaring] Don't I get time to warm up and stretch? - Eeyah! - Guess not! [Grunts] [Grunting] [Roars] Whoa, whoa! Whoa! Hey, Gorgon! Check out my sweet Spidey style! [Screaming] No one appreciates style. [Ferocious screaming] Move it, people! I need all weapons hot before that thing reaches the armageddon point! On my order. Only on my order. I want to give Spider-Man a chance. - Eeyah! - Uh! Yah! [Angry roaring] Uh-oh! Somebody looks mad! [Groaning] [Screaming with pain] - Where am I? What happened? - Yah! You are yourself! Thank the mists! Aggh! Uhh! Gorgon! Assist your king, brute! [Angry roaring] - The brain zap's coming from the crown. - [Together] We might have a chance. Is that a smile? Better watch it. Your face might break. Go! [Grunting] Fool! One cousin is as good as another! [Screaming in pain] Humans are evil! Humans are the enemy! Spider-Man is the enemy! [Groans] Evil Human Spider-Man No! They are not evil! They are like us! Just like us! You resist? You've been among them too long. You must be destroyed! [Spider-Man] Ah, ah, ah, ah. No destroying today! Aahh! Yah! Well, except for that crown maybe. [Gasping, waking] [Karnak] What's going on? - Huh? - Maximus! What have you done? Uh-oh. Somebody's in trouble! You can't do this! I am your king. I am the [groans] [Motor rumbling] [Laugh] It does not matter. There's no way to stop our descent! Attilan will still crush the human city. There will be war. And when it is over, the Inhumans will [muffled] Does he ever shut up? King Black Bolt, tell me there's some way to stop Attilan from crushing New York! Black Bolt can't talk to you. His voice. Even a whisper That's it! Triton, get to Fury, tell him to hold his fire no matter what! Your majesty? We need to go for a quick trip. [Spider-Man] Come on! Almost there! Okay. Here goes nothing. Trust me on this. We're out of time. Lock weapons, - prepare to vaporize that - [Triton] Director Fury, no! Spider-Man sent me. He needs a little more time and you must get out of the way. Please. You heard him! Get this boat out of the way! Move! Out of the way? Of what? Now or never! Peace. [Screaming in pain] [Screaming continues] We did it! Wait, what did you actually say? N-no! Don't answer! I mean, owww, my ears! Attilan is gone, but Triton is staying behind at S. H. I. E. L. D. Academy. Part exchange student, part Inhuman ambassador. - Weird kid. - Weird and cool! He asked me to spend summer break in Attilan. A whole city full of super people! How sweet is that? That's if you get a summer break. We get a summer break. Everybody gets a summer break. You gotta admit, we both messed up. Judging the kid without knowing all the facts. Come on. Admit it. We were both wrong, right? - Am I right or am I right? - Tell you what. You drop this topic and I'll drop the dozen or so charges pending against you for breaking Triton out of S. H. I. E. L. D. custody. Whoa. Between you and Black Bolt, I don't know whose voice is scarier. Yeah, I could've argued with him, but after a day like this, time to give peace a chance.