Awake the Wyatt Within

[Caitlin is lounging around, customerless, at the Big Squeeze.] Big Steve: "Caitlin!" Caitlin: "Big Steve! I was just...thinking...of more efficient ways to...um...squeeze lemons?" Big Steve: "Yeah, I'm on mah way to the Calgary Stampede!" Caitlin: "Wow." Big Steve: "Now, you take real good care of the lemon and bring sales up! And I'll have a bonus with yer name on itttyyyeah!" Caitlin: "Really?" Big Steve: "Yep! That's if I don't lose all my money on the Cow Lottery." Caitlin: "The Cow...Lottery?" Big Steve: "Yeah! They let a great, big bull loose and folks bet on where he's gonna drop his load. Ah'm real good at it! Got a real good sense for poop. Ah likes me the poop." Caitlin: "Ew. Okay then. Have fun!" Big Steve: "YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!" [Big Steve walks away, lugging his suitcase and waving a flag in the air.]

''[The Clones are giggling about something inside the Khaki Barn. Jonesy walks up to Nikki with a paper.]'' Jonesy: "Nikki, here's that info about how bacteria breeds in hot tubs and all the ways it can get into your body." Nikki: [grabbing the sheet] "Yes." Jonesy: "Why do you want that, anyway? It's disgusting." Nikki: "That is exactly why I want it." Chrissy: [on the phone] "Thanks." [She hangs up.] "Guess what? My parents said we could use the hot tub for our sleepover party. We are so hooked up!" Kristen and Kirsten: "EEEE!" [The clones hug each other.] The Clones: "EEEEEEE!!!" [Nikki walks up.] Kirsten: "Sorry Nikki, but you're not invited." [Nikki hands them the paper and turns away.] "What's this?" Kirsten and Chrissy: "Ewww!" The Clones: "Ahugh!" [They fall on the floor, revolted.] Jonesy: "Nicely done." Nikki: "Sometimes, they just make it too easy."

''The opening credits roll. The title of this episode is Awake the Wyatt Within''

[In Underground Video, Wayne is comforting a crying middle-aged woman.] Wayne: "There you go. Now watch this a couple times and see if you don't feel better." [He hands her a DVD.] "You can rise above this. See you tomorrow." [The lady takes the movie and walks out.] Jude: "What's wrong with her?" Wayne: "Just got canned from her job as an ad exec., so I sent her home with Working Woman." Jude: "The one where the chick steals her boss's job, and her boyfriend, and then gets her thrown in jail?" Wayne: "Yep. She's gonna be alright." [Jen and Charlie are looking at movies on the Wayne's Picks wall.] Jen: "Want to rent How To Fix My Boyfriend In 10 Days?" Wayne: "Sucks." Jen: "Well, how about South American Pie?" Wayne: "Sucks." [Jen picks up another.] "Sucks." Jen: [annoyed] "Oh, so I guess you know exactly what movie we should watch tonight." Wayne: "As a matter of fact, I do. I'd say you've been dating for what, two weeks?" Charlie: "Three. How'd you know?" Wayne: "Irrelevant. I have got just the movie for you." Jen: "Legally Bland?" Wayne: "The perfect film for this particular stage in your relationship. Light fare that navigates the waters of love while subtly introducing an undercurrent of commitment." Jen: "Not bad. We'll take it!" Jock: [walking by] "He recommended a film for us, and it totally saved our relationship." Girl in Sweater: "Yeah. I was gonna dump him." ''[Jen and Charlie leave with their movie. Wyatt walks over to his boss.]'' Wyatt: "Wow. How do you do that?" Wayne: "What can I say, man, it's a talent." Wyatt: "Hey, can you help Serena and I get back together? I need a movie that will make her see that I'm the guy for her." Jude: "Let it go, dude." Wayne: "I don't do staff." Jude: "Plus she broke up with you, and fired you..." Wyatt: "C'mon, man, you're the only one who can help me!" Wayne: "That's probably true, but I don't. Do. Staff." [Wyatt sighs.]

''[Caitlin is mixing a batch of lemonade when her blender grinds to a halt and stops working. Caitlin tries to get it to work again; when nothing works, she unplugs the blender and starts stabbing inside with a knife.]'' Jonesy: "What are you doing?" Caitlin: "My blender just died." [She resumes stabbing at it angrily.] Jonesy: "Or was murdered! What's with the effort? That's not like you." Caitlin: "Because if I'm blenderless, I won't get my bonus, and I'll never get that cute camisole I picked out!" Jonesy: "Ah, that's more like it. If I come up with anything I'll let you know." [He moves on.] Caitlin: "Thanks." [She stabs the blender again, and it spits sparks.]

[Jen is dreamily watching her boyfriend tape up a hockey stick.] Jen: "You're good at taping sticks." Coach Halder: "Masterson! I know that look! That's love on the job! Drop and give me fifty." Jen: "Yes Coach." [She drops and starts.] Coach Halder: "I hope for your sake you can do fifty." Jen: [straining] "Love–will–make–me–strong." Coach Halder: "Another fifty! For saying the word love." Jen: "You just said it." Coach Halder: "Darn it! You're right. Fifty for me too." [doing push-ups] "Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup–feels good. Hup, hup–"

[Wyatt checks out a movie for Jason and Joanie.] Wyatt: "Let me guess. Wayne here recommended a life-changing movie to you two." Jason and Joanie: "Mmm-hmm!" [They leave.] Wyatt: "Don't choke on each other's tongue!" Wayne: "What flew up your butt?" Wyatt: "Nothing. Except that you could save me from a lifetime of loneliness by telling me what movie to watch." Wayne: "Tell you what, I'll give you free air guitar lessons." Wyatt: "C'mon, man, you have some freaky video superpower!" Wayne: "True." Wyatt: "And you could use it to help me get my girl back! Unless you think you couldn't come up with anything." Wayne: "Heh. A weak attempt at challenging my movie manhood." [Wyatt raises an eyebrow.] Wayne: "Alright, fine. I'll bite." Wyatt: "Really? All right!" [He does a small victory dance.] Wayne: "Whatever. Jude! JUDE!" Jude: "I'm coming, I'm coming!" [He races up to the counter.] "Don't leave me in here overnight again." Wayne: "We're not closing. I want you to grab a video for Pathetico over here. Video number...01685." [Jude nods and runs off.] Wyatt: "Oh yeah. I'm feeling better already." [Jude runs back with a video, and Wayne gives it to Wyatt.] Wayne: "This'll help you. Now leave me alone."

[Nikki and Jonesy are hanging out while Caitlin tries to find a way to work without a blender.] Nikki: "So what's it like being a waiter at El Sporto's?" Jonesy: "Enh, okay. Nothing special." Nikki: "Maybe I'll come by for lunch." Jonesy: "No! I mean, you're better off in the food court." Nikki: "Well, what sports uniform do they make you wear?" Jonesy: "Not important." [They take a sip of their drink.] Nikki and Jonesy: "Euch!" Jonesy: "This is one bad lemonade." Caitlin: "My blender died, so I had to get creative." [She starts smashing them with a mallet.] Wyatt: "Ahem." [He holds up his movie.] "This movie, my friends, is gonna solve all my problems with Serena." Jonesy: "Are you talking about Serena Serena?" Nikki: "As in, you're fired and I never want to see you again Serena?" Wyatt: "C'mon, guys. I think it'll give us some valuable insights. Watch it with me and tell me what you think?" Nikki: "Sure, why not? I'll call Jen." [She dials.] Jen: [answering, still doing push-ups] "Sure. A movie sounds good. We'll be there." ''[She hangs up with her nose. Charlie walks up to her.]'' "Hey. Wanna hang with my friends tonight?" Coach Halder: "Masterson! Give me another fifty! Pronto!" Charlie: [whispering] "Coach Halder told me to take lunch now. Guess I'll see you later?" ''[Jen grins, and they wink at each other. Charlie leaves.]'' Jen: "Can't–feel my–arms–" [Her strength gives out, and she collapses.] Nikki: "Jen's in. I'll meet you there." Jonesy: "'Kay." [A girl in a dress walks past.] "You know, you'd look really good in a dress like that." Nikki: [offended] "Oh, so what I'm wearing isn't nice enough for you?" Wyatt: "Uh oh." [He vacates the area.] Jonesy: "No! I mean yes! It is! I–" Nikki: "So what, now that we're like dating, it's okay for you to tell me what to wear? Nice." [She leaves.] Jonesy: "Wait, I was giving you a compliment! Aww..." [Caitlin purses her lips and turns to her customer.] Caitlin: "Lemon smoothie, coming up." [She begins mashing lemons, some of which land in front of Jonesy.] Jonesy: [picking up a smashed lemon] "I know how you feel, little buddy."

''[The gang and Charlie are watching the movie. Jonesy puts an arm around Nikki, and she elbows him.]'' Jonesy: "Oof!" Jude: "Aren't there any chicks under thirty in this flick?" Wyatt: "I don't know." Jen: "Ssh! This is a good part."

''[By the end of the film, Jonesy and Jude have become distracted. Nikki elbows Jonesy, and he wakes.]'' Jonesy: "What?" [The girls all have tears in their eyes.] Caitlin: "That was so cute." Charlie: "Those old ladies worked so hard on that garden." Jen: "And did you see how cute they were in their matching flower hats?" Jonesy: "The only thing more boring than watching old people is watching old people gardening." Wyatt: "So what do you think it means for Serena and me?" Nikki: "That's easy. Nothing." Jonesy: "I think it means you're really boring."

[Jen is at work when Charlie runs up to her.] Charlie: "Wanna go to the Junior Dance with me next week?" Jen: [giggling] "Sure." Coach Halder: "MASTERSON!" Jen: [tired] "I know." [She gets down and starts doing push-ups.] Coach Halder: "You're skating on thin ice, Masterson! That's six hundred push-ups this week alone!" [He pats Charlie's shoulder.] "Good work, Dobbs." Jen: [grunting] "How come–you never–get busted?" Charlie: "I dunno, honey. Guess I'm just lucky. I'll see you later." [He walks off.] Jen: [to herself] "Hey honey, there's no strength left in my upper body!" [Stanley shoots her, and she collapses.] "Guh!"

[Caitlin, Charlie, Jen, Jude, Nikki, and Wyatt have gathered at a booth in El Sporto's.] Charlie: [telling a story] "...and they say Coach Halder's groin has never been the same since." [Everyone laughs.] Jen: "Too bad Jonesy has to work tonight. Where is he? I'm starving." Wyatt: [holding back laughter] "There he is. In a skirt." [Jonesy's uniform seems to consist of a kilt and cleats as well as his normal shirt.] Jonesy: "It's a kilt." Nikki: "Oh." [She laughs.] "Wow. You look really good in that. But you know what would look even better? A blue sundress." Jonesy: "Oh ha ha! Everyone has to wear a sports outfit here, remember?" Jen: "What sport are you supposed to be?" Jonesy: [embarrassed] "Field hockey." [Everyone laughs.] "All the guys' sports were taken." Nikki: [laughing] "Except for cross-country dressing!" [Everyone laughs.] Jonesy: [fed up] "Do you guys want to order or what?" Charlie: "Uh, do you have chicken legs?" [The table looks at Jonesy's legs and laughs.] Nikki: "Well done." [She hi-fives Charlie.]

''[Wyatt is watching the movie again. Wayne walks in.]'' Wyatt: "Wayne, what is the point of this movie you gave me to watch?" Wayne: "Dude, if I tell you, you won't learn anything. Plus I'm busy." Wyatt: "But it doesn't make any sense!" Wayne: "If you can't figure it out then you don't deserve to have titles on the staff picks shelf." [He starts to remove Wyatt's picks.] Wyatt: "No! Okay. I'll figure it out." [Jude enters.] Jude: "I have a new staff pick!" Wayne: "Plenty of room up there now. What is it?" Jude: "Radical Pool Party 2!" [Wayne looks at him and then grins snarkily.] Wayne: "I want you to think about what you just said." [He moves on with Wyatt's picks.] Jude: "Hmm..." [He concentrates.]

[Caitlin is trying to squish lemons into the blender.] Caitlin: "Okay, this is hopeless! I'll never get my bonus!" Jude: [lugging in a huge fan] "Your blending troubles are over!" Caitlin: "They are?" Jude: "Check it out!" [He sets the fan down and turns it on.] "Who needs a blender when you've got an industrial fan!" [He pulls the protective grating off of the fan.] ''[Jude grabs a bowl of lemons and pours them in. He, Jen, and Caitlin watch interestedly as the fan grinds them–and then spits out a huge shower of lemon juice all over the trio.]'' Jen: [unhappy] "Nice work, Jude."

[The gang are sitting around the table.] Wyatt: "So now that you've had some time, what do you think that movie means?" Nikki: "Still nothing." Caitlin: "I think it means you and Serena were meant to be together forever." Jen: "You know what? That's it!" Caitlin: "You have to tell her." Nikki: "Hold on. Wyatt, it's just a movie." Wyatt: "Yeah, but you don't know the power of Wayne." Jude: "The man does give sick advice." Nikki: "This is crazy! She broke up with you!" Caitlin: "The movie gods have spoken." Jen: "You've got to win Serena back!" Nikki: "What?" Wyatt: "You're right." [He stands up.] "I'm going to do this." [Nikki clasps her head in her hand as Wyatt runs off.]

[Everyone in the mall is going about their business as usual when the PA crackles and Wyatt's voice is heard.] Wyatt: "Attention everyone! This is a message for Serena at Spin This." [Serena gasps, horrified.] "Serena! It's Wyatt. I know you're here today, because I saw you stacking the new releases." Nerd Girl: "Stalker." [Her friend nods.] Wyatt: "I can't stop thinking about you. I really want you to give me one more chance." [Serena gulps.] "I'll wait for an answer." [after a beat] "As long as it takes." [a few seconds later] "All I need is a yes." [Serena facepalms.] "Or a no." [a bit later] "If you could just, y'know, shout out an answer!" [realizing he's being ignored] "I'll just wait here and listen." [giving up] "Uh. Oh. Okay. Um, that's it I guess." Nikki: [unhappy] "They never listen."

[Jen is trying to set up a mountain-climbing display.] Coach Halder: "What's taking so long with that display, Masterson?!?" Jen: "Sorry, Coach. My arms are so tired." [She loses her balance.] "WHOOOAAAA!" ''[Jen falls to the ground. Part of the display falls down as well.]'' Charlie: "You okay, honey?" Jen: "No, I'm not okay. I've done like seven hundred stupid push-ups for you. My arms are noodles." Charlie: "Cute noodles." Jen: "Noodles aren't cute! They're soft. And droopy. How come you don't do any push-ups?" Charlie: "Uh, why would I do them if he didn't make me?" Jen: "I don't know, because you're a guy and you should act like a man?" Charlie: "Jen, you know I have baseball tryouts coming up. I can't be overworking my arms for no reason." Jen: [simmering] "No. Reason?" Coach Halder: "Oh Dobbs! Could you come over here and show me that swing of yours?" Charlie: "Yes Coach!" ''[Charlie walks off. Alone, Jen grits her teeth.]''

''[Several lemons are lined up on the edge of the Big Squeeze. Suddenly, the lid slams forward and shut on them, smashing them. Caitlin collects the dripping juice in a blender.]'' Nikki: "That's an interesting technique." Caitlin: "And surprisingly dangerous." [Jen walks up, looking down.] Caitlin: "Hey Jen! Nikki and I were thinking of inviting Charlie to our movie night. You know, since he's sort of part of the gang now." Jen: "Part of the gang?" Nikki: "Sure. We all agreed he's in. The guy brings the funny." Jen: "Do you know what he puts on his hot dogs? Nothing. It's just a wiener and a bun. And that's it. And that laugh! It's so annoying. Do you know he calls me honey? 'Honey, do the push-ups for us! Honey, I have baseball tryouts!'" Caitlin: "Ooh! Wish him luck for me!" Jen: "AAAAAHHHH!!!" ''[Jen slams her head against the table. Wyatt walks up.]'' Nikki: "How you doing?" Wyatt: [sarcastic] "Great. Never felt better." Caitlin: "I know what will make you feel better! An orange mocha Stimu-latte." [Wyatt raises an eyebrow, interested.]

[Wyatt and the girls are at Grind Me.] Jen: "Hurry up, Caitlin, he's almost finished his last one!" Nikki: "Uh, don't you think you've had enough?" ''[Wyatt finishes his coffee. By now, he's had four of them and is shaking from caffeine overload.]'' Caitlin: "No." [She hands Wyatt a fifth coffee.] "Drink this. It'll help dull the sting of rejection." Jen: "Feeling better, Wyatt?" Wyatt: [with a manic grin] "I dunno. I am more...twitchy." Caitlin: "That's a good sign! Okay. I've got to get back to the Lemon. Continue Stimu-latte consumption until he's no longer thinking of you-know who." [Caitlin's remark instantly brings Wyatt down off of his caffeine high.] Jen: "Drink, Wyatt, drink!"

[Caitlin is angrily shaking her blender when Jonesy walks up awkwardly in his kilt.] Caitlin: "Jonesy! Did you get my message?" Jonesy: "What do you think I've got under my kilt?" ''[Caitlin looks at it, flabbergasted. Jonesy reaches inside and pulls out several canisters of lemon drink.]'' Jonesy: "You know it." Caitlin: "Jonesy, this is perfect!" [She hugs him.] Jonesy: "I better get back. They don't know I'm gone." Caitlin: "Okay. Thanks again." Jonesy: "Later."

[At the Penalty Box, Jen calls Caitlin.] Caitlin: "Hi!" Jen: "Hey. Have you ever noticed that Charlie's hair isn't cut straight?" Caitlin: "Uh oh. I'll be right there."

[Jen is angrily watching Charlie work when Caitlin walks in and comes up to her.] Caitlin: "What happened? You've never complained about his hair before." Jen: "I've decided it's actually his head. It's too big." [Caitlin looks at her oddly.] "And whenever he lifts something heavy, he gets this giant purple vein in his neck. I think I'm just gonna have to let him go." Caitlin: "Look, Charlie's a great catch. He's cute, and he cried during Life's Little Wrinkles. In the guys, love that. Plus, his head's not really that big. What's the matter with your arms?" ''[She picks one up and lets it fall. Jen's arm pendulums until it stops.]'' "Hmm. You should look after that. See ya!" ''[Caitlin leaves. Jen moans to herself.]''

[Wyatt is watching the movie again while drinking coffee.] Wyatt: "I'm missing something here. What are you trying to tell me?" Jude: "Why don't you should ask those old dudes? They've probably seen it." [He points to an old couple outside.] Wyatt: "Good idea, ask the old people!" [He runs out, but stops and goes back in.] "Great idea!" ''[Wyatt leaves again. Jude stares after him, stunned.]'' Jude: "Dude?"

''[Nikki is drinking lemonade when Jonesy arrives with a new shipment. He takes it out.]'' Jonesy: "Hello, ladies." Caitlin: "Hey Jonesy. Thanks!" Jonesy: "No worries. No one at the restaurant likes it anyways." Nikki: "You mean–this lemonade was once up Jonesy's skirt?" [Another man, hearing this, spits out his mouthful of lemonade.] Nikki: "Yeah. Good call." Jonesy: "Caitlin, why don't you remind Nikki what a great guy I am, sneaking you cans of lemonade to save your hide." Caitlin: "Don't put me in the middle of this! You did commit a serious mistake of the new boyfriend code." Jonesy: "What?!?" Nikki: "You told me to change my clothes." Jonesy: "No-I-I was just–gah! Are all girls this difficult?" Nikki: "Just the ones with brains." Jonesy: "Okay. Fine. I'm taking these back." [He steals the lemonade cans from Caitlin and leaves.] Nikki: "Sorry I lost you your gross skirt lemonade." Caitlin: "That's okay. Nothing overrides a girl's right to her own fashion."

[Wyatt and Jude are polling old people about what the movie was about.] Wyatt: "So you think the movie was about planting tulips? Wow. Not exactly the insight I was looking for." [His next victims are an old couple in the middle of the mall.] Wyatt: "So, my question is, does gardening have anything to do with being together?" [The old man holds up an ear trumpet.] "What is your secret on being together for so long!?!" Old Man: "Nothing better ever came along." [His wife starts hitting him with her handbag.] "Ooh! Wendy!" ''[Wyatt and Jude move on to the fountain. This time, Jude asks the question.]'' Jude: "So, uh, do you dig old chicks?" ''[The old man angrily smacks Jude with his cane. Jude goes back to Wyatt.]'' Jude: "I don't think this is working." Wyatt: "We need a new plan." Jude: "Right. Like what?" Wyatt: "Hmm..." [He gets an idea.] "Disguise yourself as a woman, and ask Wayne to explain the movie!" Jude: "Aw, man! I always have to dress up like the chick!"

[Wayne is watching a movie when a voice draws his attention.] Old Lady Jude: "Excuse me?" Wayne: [looking over] "Gah!" [Jude is wearing a wig seemingly made of Brillo pads and some blush.] Old Lady Jude: "I watched Life's Little Wrinkles the other day, and I was wondering..." Wayne: "Yeah?" Old Lady Jude: "What's the message of the movie?" Wayne: "Well, I'd tell you–if you weren't a guy dressed as an old woman! What is with you, dude?!?" Wyatt: "It's my fault. I can't figure out what Life's Little Wrinkles was supposed to mean! What the heck kind of recommendation was that anyway?!?" Wayne: "W-what are you talking about?" Wyatt: "The movie you gave me!" Wayne: "That wasn't the movie you were supposed to watch!" Wyatt: "It wasn't?" Wayne: "No! Why would I tell you to watch that chick flick?" Wyatt: "Then why'd you give it to me!!!" Wayne: "I didn't!!! But I have a feeling I know what happened!!!" ''[He gives Jude an angry look, then walks off. He comes back with a new movie.] "This'' is the movie you were supposed to watch. Dumping Amy. You gave him the wrong movie, dude." Jude: "Ooohhhh." Wyatt: [looking at Jude] "This is all your fault?" [Jude gulps.] "I watched that thing twelve times because of you?" Jude: "All the boxes looked the same!" [Wyatt angrily hangs the wig over Jude's face.]

Jen: "Did you ever think fries are better than boys?" Nikki: "All the time." ''[Nikki is feeding herself and Jen fries. Jen's phone rings.]'' Jen: "Can you see who it is? I can't lift up the phone." Nikki: "It's Charlie." Jen: "Uuch. Let it ring." Nikki: "You're dumping him, aren't you? And I was just starting to like him." Jen: "And I'm just starting to get feeling back in my arms!" [A familiar yell echoes through the food court.] Big Steve: "YAAAAAHHOOOO!!!" Caitlin: [shocked] "It's Big Steve! Quick! Where can I hide the busted blender?" Nikki: "Just play it cool, Caitlin." [Big Steve walks up to his store.] Big Steve: "Ahm back! How's the ranch?" Caitlin: "Um, eeh...okay." Big Steve: [tossing two lemons into the blender] "I'm gonna rustle me up a lemon smoothie, hope you don't mind!" Caitlin: "Mind? No. I-I don't mind." [Caitlin shuts her eyes as Big Steve tries to turn on the blender.] Big Steve: "Ah, blast! Think I busted a blender! Oh well." Caitlin: "Oh well? You mean you're not mad?" Big Steve: "Heck no! These things only live so long. We were long overdue. I'll pick one up tomorrow." Caitlin: "Great!" Big Steve: "Heck, here's that bonus I promised you." [He hands over a check.] Caitlin: "Thanks Big Steve!" [Big Steve leaves.] "EEE!" [Jen and Nikki give Caitlin a thumbs-up.] Nikki: "Uh oh." [Charlie Dobbs walks up to the table.] Charlie: "I thought I might find you here." Jen: [rolling her eyes] "Yep. Here I am." ''[She looks back at Charlie and gasps. Charlie has transformed into a caricature encompassing everything she hates about him.]'' Charlie: "Is your phone off? I just tried calling you, honey." [Jen shakes her head, and Charlie goes back to normal.] Jen: "No. It's on. But I couldn't pick it up because my arms are like two giant pieces of linguini!" Charlie: "Speaking of which, I should eat a big meal. Baseball tryouts are tomorrow. I need the energy." Jen: "AAAAAHHH! That's it! No more push-ups and no more big giant head! We're so over." [Charlie gapes.] Nikki: "Better hit the road there, sport. When she regains the use of her arms, she'll come back swinging." [Charlie puts his hands up and leaves.]

[The gang are gathered around the table.] Wyatt: "So, who wants to watch Dumping Amy with me tonight?" Jen: "Oh..." Caitlin: "I can't." Jonesy: "Nope." Jude: "Sorry, dude." Nikki: "I'm busy." Wyatt: "Oh, come on, guys. Charlie can come too." Jen: "No he can't. I dumped him." Jonesy: [surprised] "Dumped as in dumped?" Jen: "Yes, dumped like a gym bag of sweaty old gym socks dumped!" Jude: "Whoa. But he was so funny." Jonesy: "I'm really gonna miss that guy. Even though he made fun of my chicken legs." Caitlin: "Hey, yeah! Where's your skirt?" Jonesy: "It was a kilt. And I got fired. I accidentally walked over a floor vent." [Jonesy's friends stare at him uncomprehendingly.] Jonesy: "What? How was I supposed to know I couldn't go commando?" Jen: "That is just...ew." Jonesy: "Enough work talk." [He sets a gift-wrapped box in front of Nikki.] Nikki: "What's this?" Jonesy: "It's for you. Something nice that you'd look really good in." ''[The gang gasps, then awws in approval. Jonesy has given Nikki another shirt identical to the one she has on.]'' Nikki: "Thanks, Jonesy. You know, you're not so bad after all. For a guy. In a skirt." [She kisses him.] Jonesy: "Woohoo! Talking to me again. You know it." [dancing] "OH YEAH!" Jen: "At this point, I'd take the fries any day."