Fun Run

Jim: One day, Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway... I wonder who he ran over then.

Michael: Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Pam: They say, if you're nervous around someone, you should picture them naked. I do not recommend this strategy - try picturing them with more clothes on, or a funny coat.