Spider Sense

(Peter Parker is about to eat his cereal, then his Spider Sense tingles)

Peter Parker: My spider sense is tingling, but why, is it the green goblin? The lizard? Aunt May having another stroke? (nothing bad happens) Nothing!! Okay.

(peter eats his cereal and spits it out)

Peter: The milk went bad! Umm... thanks Spider Sense?

(Peter walks by then his spider sense tingles)

Peter: Uh oh! Spider Sense tingling!

(Scene shows three children walking by near a construction site)

Peter: Oh no! Those kids!

(Peter step in a puddle and his spider sense fades)

Peter: You tingled me over a puddle?!

(Peter walks off stepping in puddles and his spider sense tingling at the same time, the next scene cuts to him and Mary Jane about to have sex)

Mary Jane: Face it tiger, (takes shirt off) you're gonna get laid!

Peter: Yes! After tonight, the Vulture can't call me a virgin ever again!

(Spider Sense tingles)

Peter: No no, shoo shoo! Come on let another part of me tingle for once (he gets a boner) Uh Oh!

(Spider Sense fades, Peter starts crying, then the next scene cuts to him as SpiderMan swinging through the sky, his Spider Sense then tingles)

Peter: Be more specific, of course I'm in danger! I'm 100's of feet above Manha-

(Peter hits a building, the scene cuts to a hospital, the doctor is feeling his ankle, his Spider Sense tingles)

Peter: Whatever.

Doctor: Well Mr. Parker, it looks like you broke your ankle, (Spider Sense fades) also x-rays show a tumor at the base of your skull that is for lack of a better word, tingle.

Peter: Remove it! Remove it now!

(Spider Sense tingles rapidly, Peter is shown dead on the operating table)

Doctor: Time of death 3:47 PM.