The Pony

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The Worst DVD ever

 * What is wrong with you this time?
 * This movie is so sucky that my body refuses to rent it.
 * Then don't rent it and get outta here.
 * I can't, I promised my sister.
 * Give me that.
 * You're right, this film is so bad that every atom in my body refuses to bear to see it.
 * Oh come on, it can't be that bad. A PONY'S TAIL?! Wow. Okay, I'm gonna rent this for you or we're gonna be here all day. Maybe if I hide it between my good films, my mind will be tricked.
 * It's not working!
 * Come on Carrie!
 * You know there are easier ways to hurt your eyes. You could pour salt in them while you stare at the sun, for example.
 * I'm sorry Carrie, it's just I promised Anais we'd do something she wanted today.
 * We didn't realize how unbearable it'd be, and we haven't even watched it yet.
 * Come on, we're already late.
 * You know there are easier ways to hurt your eyes. You could pour salt in them while you stare at the sun, for example.
 * I'm sorry Carrie, it's just I promised Anais we'd do something she wanted today.
 * We didn't realize how unbearable it'd be, and we haven't even watched it yet.
 * Come on, we're already late.

Helping A Fat Man

 * Oh man we're gonna get the face when we get home.
 * What? This one?
 * No that's silent fury, what we're going to get is "I know you let me down".
 * Oh.
 * That's it, but don't forget the slow head shake.
 * I can handle that, as long as we don't get the "you mean nothing to me" back turn.
 * Don't worry, as long as nothing gets in our way, we'll be fine.
 * ...What?
 * Uhhh don't you think you should help that guy? You clearly took the cover off.
 * So? You guys are way closer, that means it's your problem.
 * Uhh can I get a little help here?
 * Um listen man we'd love to help but we're kind of in a hurry.
 * Well I'm kind of in a manhole.
 * Which you wouldn't be stuck in if you weren't quite so-
 * What, FAT?!
 * N-no what I meant was-
 * Voluptuous? Flesh-ripped?! Horizontally tall?!
 * DISTRACTED! I WAS GONNA SAY DISTRACTED! I-I think you're a beautiful man.
 * Still, what kind of bozo runs around not looking where he's going blindly texting on his phone?
 * I wasn't texting, I was updating my status so everyone knows I'm jogging.
 * Why?
 * To get those little thumbs-ups on ElmorePlus.
 * Alright, let's get you out of here you attention hog.
 * Heeeey! You're doing the face, aren't you?
 * Why are you late?!
 * Heh heh, well, funny story uh, we were helping a guy out of a manhole-
 * No need to lie. It's obvious you guys don't wanna watch the movie with me...
 * Oh, no! That's not true! I can't wait to watch SOME PRINCESS TRYING TO TAME A STUPID PONY JUST TO IMPRESS SOME POMPOUS PRINCE FROM LUXEMBOURG! ...Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. It's just that my brain refuses to let me lie about this film.
 * Just hurry up, okay?
 * Uh, are you sure this is a good ide-AH!
 * There. Whose problem is it now?
 * No need to lie. It's obvious you guys don't wanna watch the movie with me...
 * Oh, no! That's not true! I can't wait to watch SOME PRINCESS TRYING TO TAME A STUPID PONY JUST TO IMPRESS SOME POMPOUS PRINCE FROM LUXEMBOURG! ...Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. It's just that my brain refuses to let me lie about this film.
 * Just hurry up, okay?
 * Uh, are you sure this is a good ide-AH!
 * There. Whose problem is it now?
 * There. Whose problem is it now?

Remembering Someone Named Rob

 * Dude! We need to get home! She's already at a force five on the guilt trip scale!
 * Gumball! Darwin! What's up, guys?
 * Heeeeeey Rich?
 * Did you just call me "Rich" like it was a question?
 * : Ha! Did I say "Rich"? I'm sorry, dude. I meant uh... your name.
 * Which is?
 * WHICH IS?!
 * Rob! My name is Rob!
 * Rob! Of course man, I'm sorry. Hey listen, we're in a massive hurry, but we should totally hang out soon I'll-I'll call you bro.
 * You don't have my number. You don't remember me at all, do you? And this! This is just some hollow promise!
 * Dude, it's not that! We've just been distracted because uh... ha ha the funniest thing just happened. See that hole?
 * Darwin! I can't believe you just did that!
 * Did what?
 * Uh... I don't remember...
 * Darwin! I can't believe you just did that!
 * Did what?
 * Uh... I don't remember...
 * Uh... I don't remember...

Say the Right Thing

 * Dad, am I boring?
 * Of course not, sweetie pie.
 * Then why don't Gumball and Darwin want to hang out with me?
 * Uh... uh... Think, Richard, think! Your little girl is feeling insecure. This is a real parenting situation. What you say now can affect her for the rest of her life, so say the right thing. Say the right thing!  THE RIGHT THING!
 * What?
 * Speak to your mother!
 * Speak to your mother!

A Party to Remember

 * I gotta stop, man. I can't keep running like this.
 * C'mon! You can do it! It's all in the mind!
 * You don't understand. My legs have given up. I even have a cramp in my bones.
 * Your legs haven't given up! You have!
 * You think? You should try walking in my shoes for once.
 * Is that a challenge?
 * Whoah, dude! Have you seen the top of your head? You've got a birthmark in the shape of my face! Oh, no, wait, your head is just very oily.
 * Oh, yeah? Well, your legs aren't legs! They're just over-grown toes! Give mine back!
 * Ah, this is so much better.
 * Shh!
 * Sussie's birthday party!
 * Oh! You came!
 * How did you know we were there?
 * I didn't. I was just practicing my guest welcome, but since you're here... Oh you came!
 * ...Wow! What a great party! Yeah, it was really good, but we gotta go now. It's uh, it's getting dark now
 * Oh, c'mon, you're not gonna leave now! I haven't seen Sussie so happy.
 * I'm sorry, but we need to get home to our little sister. Besides, no offense, sir, but if this party was a person, it would be Sussie.
 * Okay, let's cut to the chase. I'll give you a thousand dollars if you stay.
 * I didn't. I was just practicing my guest welcome, but since you're here... Oh you came!
 * ...Wow! What a great party! Yeah, it was really good, but we gotta go now. It's uh, it's getting dark now
 * Oh, c'mon, you're not gonna leave now! I haven't seen Sussie so happy.
 * I'm sorry, but we need to get home to our little sister. Besides, no offense, sir, but if this party was a person, it would be Sussie.
 * Okay, let's cut to the chase. I'll give you a thousand dollars if you stay.
 * I'm sorry, but we need to get home to our little sister. Besides, no offense, sir, but if this party was a person, it would be Sussie.
 * Okay, let's cut to the chase. I'll give you a thousand dollars if you stay.




 * Ha ha! You have to understand, Anais! This is a thousand dollars we're talking about! We're millionaires!
 * I'm sorry sir, but I think you just dropped a thousand DOLLARS!
 * So... is it okay if we hang out on another day?
 * Sure, no problem.
 * Are you doing the sad face with the big wide eyes?
 * No, everything is cool.
 * Right. Let me speak to Gumball...
 * If you're in such a hurry, then why have we been doing this for an hour?
 * Because it's the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
 * Because it's the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

Where is the DVD?

 * Ugh! I thought it was overpriced at four dollars, let alone a thousand and four! For that much money, I could've bought an actual pony and acted out the movie myself!
 * Oh ho ho! How silly!
 * Ugh.
 * Ooh ha ha! Oh look! We've done it again!
 * Ugh.
 * Huh! Normally, by now, one of us would have decided which way to-
 * Ugh.
 * Huh! Normally, by now, one of us would have decided which way to-


 * SORRY!


 * Nightmare on Elmore Street!?
 * So where's our DVD?
 * So where's our DVD?

Guilty Pleasure



 * Oh, Loretta. If only he knew me the way you do...
 * Carrie!  I think her horror movie brain got traumatized by an overload of pony cuteness.
 * I though I was a hardcore horror movie fan, but I was living a lie! Tell me, is it wrong for a punk-rock chick who lives in a haunted malevolent mansion to be touched by the magical friendship of a pony?
 * Mmmm, no, but can you tell your pet to stop rubbing itself on my leg 'cause that's kind of wrong...
 * That's not a pet. That's my grandma. [Gumball gives her a weird look] What?
 * Well, what's she eat?
 * Not much, really. She bites her nails sometimes.
 * We're not here to discuss Carrie's freakshow of a family! Where is the DVD!?
 * Uh, it's in the DVD player.
 * Oh, really? The way things have gone today, I didn't think it would be as easy as just pushing a button to- ...Yeah. That makes more sense.
 * Uh, it's in the DVD player.
 * Oh, really? The way things have gone today, I didn't think it would be as easy as just pushing a button to- ...Yeah. That makes more sense.

The Chase
Don't want it daily. So they call me Joile. No fresh-
 * If I saw a clown doing this, I'd think it was impossible!
 * NOOOO! What have you done!? Now we'll never find it, it'll be like looking for a piece of hay in a needle stack! It's gonna take HOURS!
 * Here it is!
 * What do you know, let's put it in the box.
 * Here.
 * How could you miss? That was a perfectly good throw!
 * Why are you screaming at me? You're the one who threw it at me for no reason!
 * I know! I thought if I yelled at you, you'd be less likely to yell at me!
 * Oh, come on! We're going right.
 * Okay! I'm going left.  I meant the other left.
 * Uh, I'm sorry, but I should be in the recycling bin. Thank you very much.
 * Watch out!
 * and : Aah! No!  Yeah! Thanks, Rich!
 * Oh, uh, I meant Ralph!
 * Don't know me.
 * Uh, I'm sorry, but I should be in the recycling bin. Thank you very much.
 * Watch out!
 * and : Aah! No!  Yeah! Thanks, Rich!
 * Oh, uh, I meant Ralph!
 * Don't know me.
 * Oh, uh, I meant Ralph!
 * Don't know me.
 * Don't know me.
 * There it is! Uh...
 * Ooh! Did you just poke my butt?
 * Uh...no.
 * Get away from me!
 * Wait, wait.
 * Oh man, oh please! Are you gonna get him off me, or what?
 * I don't know, you're way closer.
 * Oh man, oh please! Are you gonna get him off me, or what?
 * I don't know, you're way closer.
 * I don't know, you're way closer.

I Hate This Film

 * Come on, let's see it.
 * What?
 * Oh, you know what we're talking about.
 * That's it! That's the happy face.
 * Let's watch that pony movie and be done with it.
 * They say all good things come in small packages, but there's nothing small about a pony...
 * I think I hate this film.
 * Oh! Thank gosh.
 * They say all good things come in small packages, but there's nothing small about a pony...
 * I think I hate this film.
 * Oh! Thank gosh.
 * I think I hate this film.
 * Oh! Thank gosh.