Sweet and Sour


 * [Midge and a group of women form a picket in front of Schemer and Schemee's stand]
 * Midge: All right, ladies. Just keep going around in a circle.
 * Schemer: Ah! My dear Midge Smoot.
 * Midge: Don't you dare "Midge Smoot" me! Why, you're lucky my dog is better. After eating two of your cookies, he was sick all afternoon

Midge: Kids, we'll see ya at the garden party. [she turns to Schemer] As for you, Schemer, if you ever, ever, EVER try, or even THINK of trying, or consider, pulling such a stunt again, I personally will bring every member of the Friends of the Flowering Cactus Ladies' Auxillary down here to picket your arcade! And that is no JOKE! [she and her troops drop Schemer to the floor, then march out of the station]


 * Schemer: Wait a minute. "Friends of the Flowering Cactus Ladies' Auxiliary"?! My mommy is in that group! [he and Schemee run quickly out of the station] Hey, Midge! MIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!