King Ramses's Curse

Grave Robber 1: Faster! Drive Faster! If they catch us with it we are done for!

[Grave Robber 2 slams brakes]

Grave Robber 1: What are you doing?!

Grave Robber 2: You're right. We've got to hide the thing where we can find it later. There! The water pump. [buries the slab] We'll come back for it when the heats off.

Grave Robber 1: And we'll be rich.

Grave Robber 2: Hey! What's happened to the road? [fog comes out]

King Ramses: Return the slab or suffer my curse.

Grave Robber 1: Curse?

Grave Robber 2: What curse?

Grave Robber 1 and 2: (scream) [locusts cover car, and then the car is gone]

Courage: What's going on out there?

[The next day. Courage digs up the slab.]

Courage: Huh.

[Muriel and Eustace are inside. Muriel hears knocking. She opens the door and it's Courage.]

Muriel: Hi. What's this now? [She takes the slab from Courage's mouth]. My this looks very old. Eustace!

Eustace: Heh.

Eustace: NOOO! I can't believe I did that. It's mine! Eh? That's 3 plagues. You're outta ammo, mister. (snickers) [Cut to King Ramses] And don't think you think you can come around here pushing no tote bags on us neither.