I Love Chicken

[The episode begins, Ren kicks the door with his feet.]

Ren: Stimpy, I'm home!

[Stimpy comes in.]

Stimpy: Oh joy!

[Stimpy flops to see Ren.]

Stimpy: I brought you some slippers. Here comes your pipe.

[Stimpy puts the pipe in Ren's mouth.]

Ren: Did ya clean the apartment?

Stimpy: Yes sir!

Ren: Am I love DVD's?

Stimpy: Uh-huh!

Ren: GOOD! I've gotta go to the kitchen and fix my dinner.

Stimpy: Okey dokey!

[Stimpy runs through the kitchen with the grocery bags and Stimpy throws the food out of grocery bag.]

Stimpy: Throw, Throw, Toss, Pitch, Junk, Throw... OH!! Look at that young fresh lovely plump chicken! Are you just a cat's P-O.

[Stimpy was searching for cooking book.]

Stimpy: Hmm.. What'll we do with you? OH! Does that look nice. Step 1...

[Stimpy rubs the chicken.]

Stimpy: A fingerest tenderasation.

[Stimpy puts the chicken on a pan and put butter on the chicken.]

Stimpy: Butter....

[Stimpy puts the paste on chicken.]

Stimpy: Paste.... There now. A prettier persation that you'll never was.

[Chicken will grab Stimpy's hand and Stimpy looks at Chicken was happy and Stimpy loves the chicken, Stimpy has a heart on his eyes. Stimpy will spinning around with his best friend, Chicken. And also a cloudy background. Ren was hearing romantic music and Ren stops at the door and he opens it. Stimpy was kissing with Chicken.]

Ren: Hey! Where the heck is my...

[Ren was shocked,  Stimpy looks at Ren, Stimpy has a paste on his mouth with his best friend, Chicken. Ren shuts the door scaredly and feels sad.]

Ren: My... my chicken!

[Ren angrily kicks the door with his feet growly and He points on Stimpy.]

Ren: MY CHICKEN AND MY BEST FRIEND!!!

[Stimpy and Chicken was looking at Ren.]

Ren: Clothing in the dark! Ya think I wouldn't notice!? Is something that there's a cover at night? Moving to the carpet? Waving on the couch?

[Ren has a plate and fork and spoon with Ren's hands and pounds hardly.]

Ren: I WANT MY CHICKEN DINNER, AND I WANT IT NOW!

[Stimpy crawls up at Ren.]

Stimpy: REN, how can it be so expensitive!? You're talking about the chicken I love!

[A close up at Chicken, then it hears a ding sound. Cuts to Stimpy.]

Stimpy: [lovely] And I want to spend the rest of my life with chicken.

[Ren was surprised.]

Ren: Huh?

Stimpy: And I consensing to give handed in... marriage.

Ren: [shocked] MARRIAGE!??

[Stimpy chuckles lovely and put his ring on his finger.]

Stimpy: [deleted scene] Oh, I know what you're thinking, you're worrying about the dollaring. Well, worry not.

[Ren has a wide eyes of shockness.]

Stimpy: Fresh corn bread stuffing.

[Stimpy puts Fresh corn bread stuffing on the table.]

Stimpy: And a trippin side of Giblets.

[Stimpy puts giblets on corn bread stuffing and Ren has about to puke and he totally disgusting and he push away for Fresh corn bread of stuffing with Giblets, end of Deleted scene.]

Stimpy: And now, my love, let us off to Vegas and be married this very night.

[Ren was confused, Chicken will hold Stimpy downstairs.]

Stimpy: Bye, Ren!

[Crashing sound effect heard. Timecard says "2 weeks later". Chicken opens the door with Stimpy wears a wedding outfit.]

Stimpy: We're home for our honeymoon! Put me down, silly.

[Chicken will put Stimpy down.]

Stimpy: Ren!

Ren: Stimpy.

Stimpy: Well, we're back!

[Ren was still waiting to his dinner.]

Ren: I'm still waiting for you to fix my chicken dinner!

Stimpy: Well, it wasn't kind a long drive but we're getting tired of. We'll see you in the morning.

[Stimpy slams the door, Ren was very rage and his face turns red to anger. That night, Stimpy was asleep with his chicken and also Ren. Ren looks at Chicken and he grabs Chicken and he put football on his bed. Ren was cooking chicken in the pot.]

Ren: [singing] I'm a little baby short and short, he's a little baby short and short and lady loves short and bread.

[In the deleted scene, Stimpy was smelling chicken.]

Stimpy: Mmmm, something smells good. Hungry, my little neaty pie?

[Cuts to football on his bed, Cuts to Stimpy.]

Stimpy: MMM mmm mmm. Isn't that cute. Sleeping like a lamb. Hmm, I wonder what Ren's cooking.

[Stimpy comes up.]

Stimpy: Hey Ren. Fixing for a midnight snack, snacky?

Ren: Yes I am!

Stimpy: Whatcha' got in there? Hmmm... [shocked]

[Stimpy was covered out a covers and football was right to his bed and Stimpy looks at the oven when Chicken was burning and Stimpy looks at football on his bed again shockly.]

Stimpy: EEEEH!!!!

[Stimpy looks at the over whe Chicken was complete burning.]

Stimpy: CHICKEN!!!

[Stimpy will get the burnt chicken out of the oven.]

Stimpy: Ohhh, you poor little baby.

[Close-up to the poor burning chicken, Cuts to Ren, Stimpy and his chicken. Ren was smelling a chicken.]

Ren: It's done! Let's eat!

Stimpy: What is wrong with you?

Ren: But, but i'm hungry.

Stimpy: Well in the future when you're hungry, I'll trust you not to cook my wife!

[Ren was surprised, Stimpy walks off. Ren was grumpy.]

Ren: Oooh, I'm gonna get that chicken!

[Ren was reading a magazine and even Chicken was reading a magazine as well.]

Stimpy: [singing] Here comes the slippers, Do do do do do!

Ren: Oh boy, oh boy!

[Stimpy will put on his shoes on Chicken's feet.]

Stimpy: I'm bringing your fazz. There, why I always make you look like you had a head.

[Ren looks at Stimpy and he zooms off.]

Stimpy: Your nice pipey-wipey! There you go.

[Newspaper falls out and Pineapple appeared, Stimpy looks at the pineapple and started panicking.]

Stimpy: CHICKEN!!!

[Stimpy opens the door.]

Stimpy: Chicken!

[Stimpy was having a wide eyes and Ren will knock Chicken on the Sausage maker.]

Ren: Grindy, grindy, grindy.... [evil chuckles, laughs maniacally]

[Stimpy will lay on Chicken Sausages.]

Stimpy: Ohhh, you poor baby.

[Stimpy was angry at Ren and he slaps Ren and he slaps softly left to right.]

Stimpy: Now, have you come to your senses or are ya still so BLIND that you can for relationship what it is?

[Stimpy will hold Chicken sausages.]

Stimpy: Well let me spell it out for you....

[Handwriting was typing "MISTER" on the upper right corner.]

Stimpy: Mister.

[Stimpy hugs and rubs on Chicken Sausages.]

Stimpy: I love chicken, and chicken love me. But I do not to avoid cooperators. HMM!

[Stimpy walks off, Ren was upset and he is holding a fork with two hands.]

Ren: But, what about my... sausage?

[Ren was sad. Fades to Chicken Sausages.]

Stimpy: There now. All better. You know, I like your new look. So fur of hygiene pack?

[Ren will hear Stimpy's voice.]

Stimpy: [offscreen] Yup! You are my deal.

[Ren was disappointed.]

Stimpy: [offscreen] Sugar lumps.

[Ren was sad and he is about to cry.]

[Stimpy hears Ren cry and he looks at Ren and tries to comfort him.]

Stimpy: Ren, what's wrong?

Ren: [sniffs] It's... just that I... I... I missed you! [crying] You and I used that you can do anything together. But now that it's you and the CHICKEN! It's all room for ME!! [bawling]

Stimpy: So that's what they're is, huh? You are so silly. Now dry those tears and listen to me, Ren Hoek. You still my best friend.

Ren: Really? [sniffs]

Stimpy: Yep. I know. Let's go outside, just you and me. Just like the old days.

Ren: Just you and... me? Could we.... could we... could we go in a picnic?

Stimpy: Why sure.

[At the picnic.]

Ren: Well, here we are. I can fold the blankets!

Stimpy: Gave me a pickle!

Ren: I forgot the ketchup! Be right back!

[A car drives off.]

Stimpy: Okay.

[Stimpy was waiting for the picnic, and fades that night and fades the door.]

Stimpy: [offscreen] Goodbye! Thanks for the ride!

[Stimpy opens the door.]

Stimpy: [sing-a-song voice] Ren, I'm home! I've got tired of waiting! Don't forget the ketchup!

[Stimpy was looking at Ren eating a whole chicken sausages.]

Stimpy: Ren, what are you eating?

Ren: Hmmm, oh yeah! I'm eating a nice delicious chicken sausages.

[Ren was picking his teeth with his toothpicks. Zooms at Stimpy. Stimpy was sad and shivering and the background blue. Cuts to bed. Stimpy lays down the bed crying and sobbing and he shakes his legs. The timecard says "6 months later". Ren opens the door.]

Ren: Stimpy?

[Close-up to Stimpy lying down to bed. Cut to Ren.]

Ren: I'm... I'm sorry I ate your chicken. It... It wasn't eat that good! I've got dad dad! [smiles]

[Stimpy was sad. Ren sees Stimpy.]

Ren: Look, I'm getting just a this of sick of this beautiful breath chicken widower crap! Now get your fanny attention and unpack the groceries and cook me some dinner!

Stimpy: [dopey] Yes, master.

[Stimpy gets off the bed of sadness, Stimpy will walking slowly by sadness to grocery bags. Stimpy throws his food away for grocery bag.]

Stimpy: Toss... throw... junk... pitch... throw....

[Stimpy was holding a pig head and looks at goat head. Close-up to goat head. Cuts to Stimpy, he is so loved and the eyes are wide as a lovely child. Cuts to Ren reading the magazine.]

Ren: Hmm boy. I can't wait for that goat head stew.

Stimpy: [offscreen] HEY REN!

[Ren looks at Stimpy.]

Ren: Huh?

[Stimpy was wearing a wedding women's outfit and holding a goat head and he loves goat head and a right head he holds a beautiful flowers.]

Stimpy: I-I-I'm engaged!

Ren: [screams]

[Ren was holding a hat down on his head angrily, The iris stop at him a few seconds and 1 second later, the iris is closing completely at the end of the episode.]