Little Shop of Sweaters

Danny: [walks into the kitchen] Happy Valentine’s Day, girls!

D.J.: All right, Dad, Fashion Central. You got my royal blue sweater!

Danny: [tries to play it nonchalant] I don’t know anything about a royal blue sweater. [to Jesse and Joey] Guys, you know anything about a royal blue sweater?

Joey: Nup, nuh-uh.

Jesse: No way.

D.J.: Yes, you do. I started hinting for it the day after Christmas.

D.J.: Now, all I have to do is get this little plastic alarm thingy off. [She struggles.] It won't come off [not possible to remove it by hand, without an in-store device].

[In their bedroom, the girls are having a talk with their father about what happened at the mall.]

Danny: You guys are very lucky that nobody is pressing charges.

Stephanie: You're not kidding. They almost sent me up the stream.

D.J.: That's up the river.

Stephanie: Hey, I'm new at this. Danny: Girls, I really like that you tried to help each other but why didn't you come to me when you were in trouble? D.J.: Because I thought I could handle things on my own. Danny: D.J., you always think that, but to be honest, you're better at getting into trouble than getting out of it. D.J.: Well, is there any way to practice getting out without getting in? Danny: Well, no. But once you get in, you have to come to me or Uncle Jesse or Joey and let us help you. Because no matter what happens, we're always on your side. D.J.: Thanks, Dad. Danny: I love you. Stephanie: Yeah, thanks, Daddy. Maybe you can help us fix D.J.'s sweater. Danny: I'll sure give it a try. This was an $80 sweater. But what's really important here is that we all learned a good lesson. [He leaves, and outside we hear him exclaim...] Eighty dollars!