How Star Wars The Force Awakens Should Have Ended


 * Rey: You will remove these restraints and leave with the cell door open.
 * Stormtrooper: I will remove theses restraints and leave with the cell door open.
 * Rey: And you will escort me to a ship that I can escape in?!
 * Stormtrooper: And I will escort you to a ship that you can escape in.
 * Rey: (Gasps) Whoohoohoo!


 * Leia: Now, how do we take down the shields?
 * Finn: I can disable the shields, but I have to be on the planet.
 * Han Solo: We'll get you there.
 * Leia: How?
 * Han Solo: If I wold you, you wouldn't like it.


 * Kylo Ren: I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?
 * Han Solo: Anything.
 * Luke: Surprise!!!
 * Han Solo: Ben!
 * Kylo Ren: Oooooooh! Weak! Uuuugh!
 * Han Solo: NOOOOOOOO! Why!? WHY?!?! Where did you come from, Luke?!
 * Luke Skywalker: Got bored on my island. Why didn't you shoot him first, man?!


 * Han Solo: How do you know that?!
 * Luke Skywalker: I always sense when you guys are in danger... It's kind of my thing.