How Logan Should Have Ended


 * All: ♪Do you hear the Wolverine? Finally Finished with the fight. All of his stabbing of the people who do not know wrong from right. Of all the mutants and their worth... There is a man that never dies... 17 years of X-Men and now he's cutting ties. We will live again in reboots... in our Marvel Universe. Even though we aren't Avengers... Rated R, we'll screw and curse. An X-Men for adults and honestly things could be worse. Will you forget X-2? How many "Last Stands" with there be? We tried to make "X-Men Origins" but just got more Wolverine. "First Class" made the people sing... Mangeto vs Bacon. Then in the "Days of Future Past" happy ending comes. Quicksilver then joins the team. Apocalypse does not succeed. Somewhere beyond all that Xavier makes all of us deceased. Do you hear the Wolverine? Drinking his beer and saying "bub". It is a franchise too far now our Logan's done. AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh! Aaaaaaaaah! Our Logan;s... Doooooooooooone!♪
 * (Song ends)
 * Deadpool: NOOOOOOoooooo! No! Not like this you sexy scuffy man! Excuse me, little girl. Live! LIVE! Clear!
 * Wolverine: (Gasps) (Coughs)
 * Deadpool: Oh thank God! That was a close one!
 * Wolverine: What happened?
 * Deadpool: We almost lost you there big guy! I can't let you dying on me! We're just getting started. Here! I brought your tights and everything.
 * Wolverine: Oh, fuck!
 * Deadpool: Now you're gettin it! Come on! Let's go rub our butts on some glass.