Gem of a Different Color

Hiccup (v.o): Vikings are strong, tough, and courageous, but courage is a funny thing. Many are born with it. For some, it's a never-ending struggle, and for others, well, they just don't know enough to be afraid.

''[The twins are currently fighting each other with shields as part of a combat class in the arena. After a few minutes, Ruff comes out victorious.]''

Gobber: As I've said a million times, and as Ruffnut has demonstrated so splendidly, the shield can be your most important weapon. Who's next?

Tuffnut: Hold on. I don't get to hit her back?

Gobber: On your own time. Hiccup, Astrid.

''[Astrid punches her fist is excitement. Hiccup on the other hand...]''

Hiccup: Well, I-I don't think it's really fair for me to be fighting As--

''[Astrid begins throwing a few punches at Hiccup. He flips her over his shoulder, then turns around with a smug grin on his face. It doesn't last long because Astrid then knocks him to the ground and puts him in a rather painful arm lock which he can't escape from.]''

Gobber: When you're in a situation like this, it's best to remain calm and take deep breaths.

[Hiccup gives him a strained/annoyed look as if trying to say, "I can barely breathe at all."]

Gobber: When that's not an option, I would advise playing dead.

[Hiccup gives up struggling and drops his head to the ground.]

Gobber: Just like that. Well done, Hiccup. Good form, Astrid.

[Astrid releases her grip and lets Hiccup get up.]

Astrid: You okay?

Hiccup: (Strained) Never been better. Shoulder should pop back into place in no time.

Gobber: Snotlout, Fishlegs, let's see what you've got.

Snotlout: Whoo! I think we all know what I've got! Snotlout! Snotlout! Oi! Oi! Oi!

Gobber: Fishlegs, don't be shy. Vikings can't rely on Dragons alone to protect them. Eh, thoughts on Fishlegs' whearabouts? Anyone?