The Butterfly

The Butterfly Effect

 * Is it a leaf?
 * [Amused] Nooo.
 * Is it a really small sandwich?
 * [Amused] Nooo!
 * It looks like a yellow eye, but closed.
 * Nah! [Zooms out to show him, Gumball and Darwin in class] It's my butt!
 * Burn it off my eyes! Everything is ruined! [Looks at Leslie whose face is now a butt] Nature is ruined [Looks at wedding couple whose faces are now butts] Love is ruined [Looks at art where two fingertips are butts] Art is ruined! [Screams] Even Miss Simian is ruined!
 * [With butt face] Everyone pay attention!
 * Uh she kinda looks better actually.
 * What you are looking at is called a chrysalis. [Points to said object in a jar] The caterpillar wraps itself up inside, and emerges as a beautiful butterfly.
 * Like me. [Peels flap] Ah!
 * Joseph, we've been here before. When is it appropriate to take your skin off?
 * Uh… Christmas!
 * [Points to door] Counsellors office.
 * So when it's a butterfly, can we release it from the jar?
 * Are you crazy? Hasn't anyone heard about the butterfly effect?
 * Oh yeah. [Dances with Penny's attention] It's my chick-magnet dance move.
 * Oh! That works really well with my dance move.
 * Nice, girl! What's that move called?
 * The bug spray.
 * Enough! The butterfly effect is a theory according to which the smallest thing -- such as a butterfly flapping its wings -- can create a series of events leading to a catastrophe, such as a tornado.
 * Hmmm. How does that work?
 * Like this.
 * But more complicated. [As if in awe] Now, I want you to gather all around my desk, and [Grabs jar] witness the true beauty of nature as the butterfly emerges from its-
 * [Disinterested] And I'm off the clock and don't have to pretend to care about your education. Coffee Break.
 * The baby is coming! Someone call 911!
 * [Slaps Gumball] Calm down! We need a towel, and some hot water.
 * Of course! I'll be right back. [Goes out of classroom, then quickly comes back dressed in only a towel (on his head).] Ah! You're right. Nothing better than a hot shower to- [Gets slapped with his own towel by Darwin] AH!
 * Not for you, for him!
 * What would he wanna do with hot water and a towel?
 * Ah! He's coming! OKAY! Breathe like this. [Breathes rapidly]
 * [Breath rapidly]
 * I think he needs to get out.
 * But what about the butterfly effect?
 * Dude! How can something this cute be responsible for something as bad as a tornado? It's like blaming baby boomers for the stand of the world. How can babies go in boomer with the economy?
 * Ah. This is the nature of beautiful.
 * [Sees the butterfly's real butt] Eugh. As much as it can get I guess.
 * Not for you, for him!
 * What would he wanna do with hot water and a towel?
 * Ah! He's coming! OKAY! Breathe like this. [Breathes rapidly]
 * [Breath rapidly]
 * I think he needs to get out.
 * But what about the butterfly effect?
 * Dude! How can something this cute be responsible for something as bad as a tornado? It's like blaming baby boomers for the stand of the world. How can babies go in boomer with the economy?
 * Ah. This is the nature of beautiful.
 * [Sees the butterfly's real butt] Eugh. As much as it can get I guess.
 * Ah. This is the nature of beautiful.
 * [Sees the butterfly's real butt] Eugh. As much as it can get I guess.
 * [Sees the butterfly's real butt] Eugh. As much as it can get I guess.

Coffee Break

 * Here you go buddy. [Gives drink] Cream with two sugars, just as sweet as you.
 * [Laughs] Thanks buddy!
 * Oh man, I'm sorry!
 * No, not at all. It's my fault. I just don't realize my own strength sometimes. Just this morning, I pat my son on the head. He went straight through the floor.
 * Whoa. Is he okay?
 * Yeah, yeah. He called us from China, he's getting the next flight home.
 * … [Screams] GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
 * It's okay, buddy. Don't worry. I'm just gonna push it off. I don't wanna damage its beautiful wings.
 * JEEPERS! I'm sorry man, I-let me help you up.
 * Don't worry, it's nothing.
 * Oh man. I'm so sorry! Hold on.
 * Oh man! Here. [Pulls out other guy's arms] [Screams]
 * Nah! Don't worry, it's just a flesh wound. [Tries to reach for arms]
 * Aw, let me get that.
 * Thanks!
 * [Body falls down]
 * SORRY!
 * It's nothing!
 * Hi Bob. Tell your mother I'll be late for dinner.
 * Aw, let me get that.
 * Thanks!
 * [Body falls down]
 * SORRY!
 * It's nothing!
 * Hi Bob. Tell your mother I'll be late for dinner.
 * Hi Bob. Tell your mother I'll be late for dinner.
 * Hi Bob. Tell your mother I'll be late for dinner.

Mr Robinson's Day

 * Hey! Get off the road. I've got to get to work, man!
 * I don't care. I have all the time in the world! I'm retired. [Laughs] Yodele-hiii!
 * [Passing by] Yodele-hi-ho!
 * Looks like you needed a shower! [Laughs as he drives away]
 * Would you like a ride?
 * Thank you, sir.
 * Well, at least you got closer to your destination. [Laughs and drives away]
 * Darn you, Robinson! I hope someday you get what you deserve!
 * [Looks at finger] Whoa. [Points at sky] I wish I was rich!
 * 20 dollars? Is that the best you can do-? [Gets knocked out by wheel]
 * Well, at least you got closer to your destination. [Laughs and drives away]
 * Darn you, Robinson! I hope someday you get what you deserve!
 * [Looks at finger] Whoa. [Points at sky] I wish I was rich!
 * 20 dollars? Is that the best you can do-? [Gets knocked out by wheel]
 * [Looks at finger] Whoa. [Points at sky] I wish I was rich!
 * 20 dollars? Is that the best you can do-? [Gets knocked out by wheel]
 * 20 dollars? Is that the best you can do-? [Gets knocked out by wheel]

A Series of More Unfortunate Events

 * Ah forget it. [Walks away] [Runs back, and tries to reach for dollar bill desperately]
 * [Runs to Marvin] Freeze in the name of the law!
 * Wait! What am I being fined for?
 * Street dancing without a license. That's a 20 dollar fine.
 * Just… help yourself. [Motions to 20 dollars]
 * Erm. Hi.
 * [Pigeon flies out of mouth] YES!
 * Mmm. Yes what?
 * Yes, I will marry you!
 * [Laughs nervously] Wait, I think there's been a misunderstanding.
 * [Wears bagel ring] I've been saving myself all these years for this moment. All that time spent alone, desperate, loveless.
 * Uh…
 * I was so depressed I couldn't get work. I lost my house, I was forced to live with my cats in a van by the freeway, feeding off squirrels and rust! But it was all worth it. Just for this moment. [Leans for a kiss]
 * Well… about that.
 * What? You changed your mind?
 * [Nervously] Uh…uh, uh-YES! Magic disappearance!
 * [Turns to garbage cans] Kid, I'm on the same side of the road as you. I saw you hide behind the trashcan.
 * Ninja!
 * My arm!
 * That's my weak heart.
 * See you in court, you piece of trash.
 * Ninja!
 * My arm!
 * That's my weak heart.
 * See you in court, you piece of trash.
 * That's my weak heart.
 * See you in court, you piece of trash.
 * See you in court, you piece of trash.

Elmore Help Desk

 * [With singsong voice] Good morning, Elmore Help Desk. How can I assist you?
 * I just got abandoned by my brand new fiancee.
 * [With singsong voice] I'm gonna need his details so I can assist you.
 * You know it's not unlikely but I never got his name.
 * Sorry, gotta hold the line! [Picks up other phone] Good morning, Elmore Help Desk. How can I be of service?
 * A crazy alligator lady wants to be my bride!
 * And what is it about her that's making you so nervous?
 * 87 teeth, and a butt that is five foot wide!
 * Sorry, gotta hold the line! [Picks up other phone] Good morning, Elmore Help Desk. How can I assist you?
 * I'm gonna need a better help to get me standing straight.
 * And do you have a wife, sir? Or someone else who's with you?
 * I don't, but if you're offering I'll pick you up at eight.
 * [Nervously] Morning, Elmore Help Desk. How can I assist you?
 * I WANNA SUE THE LOUSY GUY WHOSE HEAD HAD MADE ME CRASH!
 * [Angrily] There's no need to shout, sir! I really must assist you!
 * Our taxes pay your wages, I'm entitled to be brash!
 * [Nervously] YES! Help desk, what seems to be the crisis?
 * I'm actually getting threat beats. Everybody's red.
 * They've gone away for help sir, that's what my advice is.
 * I would, but I'm afraid I' have an issue on my head.
 * Sorry caller. Hold the line! [To Rocky] Morning, now I'm back now. I kinda lost the answer.
 * Whom are you calling, mam? This service is at fault!
 * Sorry sir, I'm trying! There's no need to be nasty.
 * I might have been back home by now if I had started crawling.
 * [Confusedly, to all] Morning, Elmore Help Desk-
 * Stop that crazy gator!
 * Again, I'm a crocodile.
 * Oh boy.
 * Can someone scratch me?
 * I think I'll call back later.
 * I'll have your job for this!
 * Wait a second, is that my dad?
 * OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY! [Hangs up on Mr. Robinson] You need some manners, and you get a life! [Hangs up on Rocky] You need some spanners [Hangs up on Red Construction Man's head] and you need a wife! [Hangs up on Marvin] You need a payoff! [Hangs up on Old Lizard Woman] And I need a day off!
 * Can someone scratch me?
 * I think I'll call back later.
 * I'll have your job for this!
 * Wait a second, is that my dad?
 * OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY! [Hangs up on Mr. Robinson] You need some manners, and you get a life! [Hangs up on Rocky] You need some spanners [Hangs up on Red Construction Man's head] and you need a wife! [Hangs up on Marvin] You need a payoff! [Hangs up on Old Lizard Woman] And I need a day off!

Tornado

 * Oh my gosh a tornado! Everyone get outta here!
 * Oh, never mind.
 * Well, today at Elmore we'll have highs of 85 degrees, with a light wind coming in from the south, and some scattered clouds.
 * Oh, never mind.
 * Well, today at Elmore we'll have highs of 85 degrees, with a light wind coming in from the south, and some scattered clouds.
 * Well, today at Elmore we'll have highs of 85 degrees, with a light wind coming in from the south, and some scattered clouds.

Back to School

 * Okay. Break time's over. I can't be bothered to take attendance. So if you're not here, please raise your hand now.
 * Good. [Sees empty jar] WHERE'S THE BUTTERFLY!?
 * Miss Simian, we did the only decent thing and set it free.
 * You fools! You've unleashed the sheer destructive power of a butterfly on the world! [Takes cover] Brace, duck and cover!
 * Come on, Miss Simian. Do you really think a little butterfly could-oh, here he is now. Coming back to say hello.
 * [Sighs] He's so cute. How can anyone believe that something so tiny can destroy a whole town?
 * Come on, Miss Simian. Do you really think a little butterfly could-oh, here he is now. Coming back to say hello.
 * [Sighs] He's so cute. How can anyone believe that something so tiny can destroy a whole town?
 * [Sighs] He's so cute. How can anyone believe that something so tiny can destroy a whole town?