Cast Away (Wizards of Waverly Place)


 * Theresa: Let's find Alex and get out of here.
 * Jerry: Right, and before she figures out that there's a school on board.

(The elevator dings and Alex is inside.)
 * Alex: Did you guys know that there is a school on board?


 * Justin: Okay, Alex. I got exactly what I wanted: a date with London Tipton.
 * Alex: Great!
 * Justin: Not great. I lied to get her.
 * Alex: Still great!
 * Justin: No. I got exactly what I wanted and now it's all terrible because she's not so smart.
 * Alex: What do you mean?
 * Justin: Max thinks she's dumb.
 * Alex: Oh, you gotta dump her.


 * London: Oh my gosh! Bailey?! She's choking! She's choking! Dr. Fossil, help her! You're a doctor!
 * Justin: I don't know how to save her!
 * London: What kind of doctor doesn't know how to save a person's life?!
 * Justin: Look, I was going to tell you-
 * London: Tell me what? That you're not a very smart doctor?!
 * Alex: Bailey! (gives Bailey abdominal thrusts and Bailey stops choking) Bailey, are you okay?
 * Bailey: Yes, thank you! (hugs Alex)
 * Mr. Moseby: You just saved her life. What's your name again?
 * Alex: Ashley Simpson!


 * Alex: Well, at least I had fun in the sun before I got stuck in that class.
 * Harper: At least I got to go on a cruise I had no business on.
 * Alex: (smiles) I'll see you back home. (casts a spell) From east to west, this spell's no jest, wherever we roam, send Harper back home. (Harper disappears) Wait, did I say roam or home first? Eh, she'll like Rome.