Uncle Jokes

Okay, Titans, here's what we know. An asteroid is hurtling toward Earth. It's up to us to stop it. Raven, I need you to run calculations on its velocity and mass. On it. Star, get me a readout of its chemical composition. Yes, sir. ROBIN: Think you can build us something to blow that thing out of the sky? You know I can. Dude, what about me? I wanna do some science, yo. Uh Hold this. It's a super-important vial of science juice. Awesome. We are going to use it for experiments. I love experiments! That's okay. You did your best. Nice try, little buddy. - Better luck next time. - Good job on almost holding it. Why are you guys talking like that? And how come I never get the cool jobs to do? You sometimes have difficulty comprehending the complexities of certain tasks. Huh? You do not understand how to carry out some assignments. - What? - You don't know how to do a lot of stuff, B. - Excuse me? - You're not smart. What? Yes, I am. I get smarterer every day. Come on. I just wanna help defeat this asteroid. - Lf you really wanna help - Uh-huh. you can give Silkie a bath. I'll show you I can help. I'm gonna make myself smart. [GRUNTS] This door is stuck. - Pull, don't push. - Oh. [GROANING THEN SHOUTING] [WHIMPERS] Why won't this thing open? It's another one of those "pull, not push" things. Oh! - Making dinner, Beasty? - Yep. I heard certain foods are brain foods. They're supposed to make you smarter. Then you feed your big brain, BB. You know it. Ow, ow. [GROANING] Ow, ow, ow. I'm already feeling smarter. Ahem. Raven, does your spell book have a spell that can make somebody smarter? - Yes, it does. - Great. Uh, your spell book, is it mostly words or pictures? - Mostly pictures. - Excellent. Now, excuse me while I do nothing with that knowledge. I think he's gonna try to cast a spell on himself. - He'll never figure out how to open the book. - Hmm. Good point. BEAST BOY: Open. Open. [GRUNTING] Wait, I can do this. Pull, not push. Yes. Here we go. Azareth, Metrion, Zinthos! Okay. There's only one way to know if it worked. Ugh, aah! Wait a second. If I can't make myself smarter I'll just have to make the others dumber. Genius. Azareth, Metrion, Zinthos! Now, let's go see if it worked. Guys, look. A birdie. Huh! It's pretty. Let's catch it. [BOTH GRUNT] Whoa. What happened? Ha, ha. You guys just ran into a window. Windows are dangerous. Yes. You cannot see them because they are invisible. It worked. I'm just as smart as you now. Awesome! [ALARM WAILING] CYBORG: Come on! [CYBORG SHOUTING] - What are you guys doing? - Aw, these bowls don't work. The cereal won't go in. Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. You gotta do this first. Whoa. How did you do that? Beast Boy, you're the smartest one of all of us. That's right. I am the smartest. [ALARM WAILING] Beasty, Beasty, Beasty. You gotta help me. I can't find my shoe. It's on your foot. Beasty, Beasty, Beasty. You gotta help me. I can't find my foot. Dude, it's in the bucket. Oh. RAVEN: Aah! I can't see. I can't see. Hold up. Your cloak's on backwards, Rave. Oh. Ugh. I can't take much more of this, Cyborg. [GASPS] Where'd Beast Boy go? He just disappeared. There he is. That was weird. Uh-oh. Beast Boy. Your foot is not gone. It's in the bucket. Not that. Look. That big rock is coming to get us. What do we do, Beast Boy? Guess this is the moment I've been waiting for. [ALARM WAILING] Okay, Titans, here's what we know. Uh Um Nothing. We know nothing. Aah! I can't believe I put us in this situation. I feel so stupid for wanting to be smart. Come on, Beast Boy. - Do not give the up. - We need you. You're the brains of this oprigation. Brains. Aah! I just need a little brain food. Let's try this again. Here's what we know. That asteroid is coming at us because of a little thing called gravity, right? ALL: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And gravity is controlled by the ocean. Uh-huh, uh-huh. And that means if we can kill the ocean then the asteroid will go back home. - Of course. - Why didn't I think of that? Titans, go! [ALL SHOUTING] Crab punch. Crab punch. Dolphin uppercut. Aah! It's not working, Beast Boy. That's because we're not punching hard enough. Look, Beasty, the rock went home. You've saved us all, Beast Boy. I guess I did. What is it like being so smart? It's more than I bargained for. Raven, where's your spell book? Uh, B-U-U Not "How do you spell 'book'?" Never mind. - Aah! It won't go in again. - What do we do now, Beast Boy? I don't know. I just cast a spell to make me dumber than all of you. Why didn't you just cast a spell to make us smarter? I don't know. And that's just the way I like it. Huh! Look, a butterfly. ALL: Ooh. [THUD]