The Remote


 * Tonight is going to be awesome! I can't believe they're going to show it!
 * TV is finally gonna acknowledge our existence!
 * What are you talking about?
 * Only "Cutie Pets".
 * The #1 pet show on TV.
 * They're gonna show this photo! [Holds photo of Gumball and Darwin running in the rain with puppy eyes]
 * Pets? I thought you preferred "animal companion."
 * Aw, who cares about moral principles? This is TV we're talking about!
 * I'm pretty excited too! "Win or Don't Win" is calling tonight, all I have to do is answer one question and I'll win a new microwave!
 * What's wrong with our microwave?
 * Well, I can't wait to watch Daisy tonight. You're going to meet Sally the Snake, aren't you Daisy?
 * Yes, I am.
 * ,, and : Ahh... I can't wait till 8:00.
 * Well, then I guess it's whoever gets to the remote first!
 * : Upupupupup! I've been up all night saving my seat for... El gran final de "La Casa de las Lágrimas" (The grand finale of "La Casa de las Lágrimas")... and just to make sure no one changes the channel, I've hidden the remote! Ahaha--
 * Can I please watch Daisy tonight?
 * ,, and : No!
 * This face was made for TV!
 * I don't want grow a third arm next time I make a cup of coffee!
 * I wish I had enough money to buy my own remote!
 * Okay, well. You know what? I'm going... grocery shopping!
 * Hey! We're not done with you yet!
 * Wake up!
 * Wait a minute. We don't need the remote. We can change the channel... on the TV.
 * You mean get up from the sofa and change it manually like they did in ancient times when people weren't lazy? That sounds a little extreme, man!
 * I wish I had enough money to buy my own remote!
 * Okay, well. You know what? I'm going... grocery shopping!
 * Hey! We're not done with you yet!
 * Wake up!
 * Wait a minute. We don't need the remote. We can change the channel... on the TV.
 * You mean get up from the sofa and change it manually like they did in ancient times when people weren't lazy? That sounds a little extreme, man!
 * Wait a minute. We don't need the remote. We can change the channel... on the TV.
 * You mean get up from the sofa and change it manually like they did in ancient times when people weren't lazy? That sounds a little extreme, man!
 * You mean get up from the sofa and change it manually like they did in ancient times when people weren't lazy? That sounds a little extreme, man!

The Mission

 * Check. Okay control. I'm going in.
 * Okay. How you feeling?
 * To be honest, I'm feeling pretty lazy.
 * Keep going. You're doing great.
 * Something's happening. It's like no one's ever walked here before. I....I can't do it. I'm gonna turn around.
 * No. You've got to keep going. You've passed the Christmas carpet stain. There won't be enough willpower to send you back.
 * Ok. I'll try. Gravity pulling me down. I'm not gonna make it. I...can't...be...bothered...
 * Abort the mission! I repeat, abort the mission!

After the mission

 * I'm sorry buddy, but it wasn't possible. Now I know why remotes were invented.
 * Here. Take this. It'll make you feel better.
 * Did I hear chocolate?
 * Yes, and we'll give you some, when you tell us where the remote is!
 * No, never!
 * Really? Not even for the chocolate choo-choo train?
 * I'll get it!
 * Anais, I need you to tell me what brand the TV is.
 * OK, but does this mean I can watch Daisy tonight?
 * No. It means you won't be grounded for six months.
 * WHAT?? But I'm four! That's like 1/8th of my life.
 * Then you don't want to spend it locked up in your bedroom.
 * Fine!
 * The train will not be stopping at this mouth.
 * Ok. Just give me the chocolate and I'll tell you.
 * and : Yes.
 * But in the form of a riddle, the remote is in the valley between two hills. Its name begins with a "B", ends with two "T"'s, and has "U" in the middle. And you'll never find it.
 * Oh, I know this one!! I know this one!!!
 * Dude, there's no remote here.
 * Wait a minute. B-u-t-t. It's under his butt, isn't it?
 * Dude, there's no remote here.
 * Wait a minute. B-u-t-t. It's under his butt, isn't it?

Back at home

 * I got him!! Get the remote!
 * Where is it? I've been sitting on it all day long!
 * There's only one person that could have taken it.
 * Yeah, you! Because it definitely wasn't me! Where did you put it? Where did you put it? Where did you put it?
 * Dude, say it, don't spray it.
 * Chill everybody, I meant Anais. It could only be Anais.
 * 'Cause we both want to watch the same thing. Yeah, right.
 * Get her!
 * , and : Where's the remote?!
 * What remote?
 * Right.
 * What are you doing?
 * Look! The scissors she used to cut a hole in the sofa!
 * What are you talking about?
 * TELL US WHERE IT IS!!! Daisy won't have to worry about headaches ever again.
 * No, please wait! Here it is. I'm sorry. But I just want you to know, I AM DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!!
 * , and : Noooooooooooooooooooo-!!!!"
 * All right, Daisy's getting it.
 * No. There's another.
 * Another what?
 * Another remote. Mom went downtown to buy one.
 * It's 20 to 8:00!
 * , and : We need to get that remote!
 * Thanks for the tip.
 * Daisy!!
 * Oh yeah. Wait. You're not coming?
 * I don't care about your stupid TV anymore. All I need is my Daisy.
 * Thanks for the tip.
 * Daisy!!
 * Oh yeah. Wait. You're not coming?
 * I don't care about your stupid TV anymore. All I need is my Daisy.

At the mall

 * Gotcha.
 * Get her!! Get the remote.
 * Looking for these?
 * Thank you!
 * No! ¡¡¡Tengo que saber si Consuela sobrevive a la operación!!! (I have to know if Consuela survives the medical operation)
 * She's gaining on us!
 * That remote is mine!
 * Then come and get it!
 * Let's take the stairs. She's getting away! If you leave without paying you're setting a bad example for your children!
 * I can't find the right change! Oh no. Come on.
 * Thank you for being a responsible citizen.
 * That remote is mine!
 * Then come and get it!
 * Let's take the stairs. She's getting away! If you leave without paying you're setting a bad example for your children!
 * I can't find the right change! Oh no. Come on.
 * Thank you for being a responsible citizen.
 * Thank you for being a responsible citizen.

At Home

 * Come on dude. Cutie Pets starts in five minutes.
 * ¡Paren! "La Casa de las Lágrimas" comienza en cinco minutos. (Stop! "La Casa de las Lágrimas" starts in five minutes.)
 * Oh no, it doesn't! "Win Or Don't Win" does!
 * I'm a celebrity!
 * Wait a minute...!
 * That's mine hey...
 * This isn't a TV remote...
 * Why?! My car!
 * Dag-nabbit! It's for a garage door! What did you buy this for?
 * What!? It's the one Anais told me to get.
 * Why would Anais tell you to buy the wrong...remote? She planned this whole thing from the start.
 * First, she gave Mom the idea to buy a new remote.
 * I wish I had enough money to buy my own remote!!
 * So when I called, she must have given me the name of a garage-door opener.
 * Fine. Let me have a look... It's a Logikar 2000.
 * Thanks honey.
 * She overheard my riddle
 * I know this one!
 * Waited 'till you guys were at Butt Valley and cut a hole in the sofa so she could take the real remote...
 * And the remote she smashed upstairs must have been a decoy
 * Which means the real one must still be in the house!
 * I had it in my hands!
 * voice over: I wish I had enough money to buy my own remote. All I need is my Daisy. It's a Logikar 2000. I don't care about your stupid TV anymore!
 * Y a continuación, el último episodio de "La Casa de las Lágrimas"
 * Oh, madre mia!'
 * I feel so proud of her, yet really scared at the same time.
 * and : NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 * Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, DAISY.
 * Y a continuación, el último episodio de "La Casa de las Lágrimas"
 * Oh, madre mia!'
 * I feel so proud of her, yet really scared at the same time.
 * and : NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 * Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, DAISY.
 * Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, DAISY.