Diggin' a Hole


 * [Lazy Uncle Grandpa Puts the finger in his bellybutton and pull bellybutton hair out, Uncle Grandpa sees a bellybutton hair]
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: A fine harvest. Nuh!
 * [Lazy Uncle Grandpa throws the hair at Turtles tank and breaks it and two turtles can't move]
 * [Two Turtles Squirling]
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: Bingo.
 * [Lazy Uncle Grandpa stands up and looking at the missing watch]
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: Oh! It's lunch time! So where the doodle is everyboodle?
 * [Telephone rings and slaps the telephone on the ground and Lazy Uncle Grandpa falls on the ground]
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: Hello?
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: Uncle Grandpa? This is Uncle Grandpa!
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: Oh, hey, Uncle Grandpa!
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: Uncle Grandpa, you're one of the best.
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: Oh Yeah?
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: Yeah! And you Uncle Grandpas need you.
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: I'd do anything for Uncle Grandpas!
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: Meet me out back in 10 seconds.
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: Sir, Yes, sir!
 * [Wipes to the right and Boss Uncle Grandpa and Lazy Uncle Grandpa is going outside]
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: Pretty nice hole you got there.
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: Sure, it's pretty nice, but it could be way better. And that's where you come in!
 * [Boss Uncle Grandpa Throws Lazy Uncle Grandpa A Shovel]
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: [Grunts]
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: Time for you to start [having a evil grin] Diggin' a hole!
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: Oh, boy, Oh, boy, Oh, boy, Oh, Boy! [realizes Boss Uncle Grandpa] Wait a second!
 * [Lazy Uncle Grandpa walk towards Boss Uncle Grandpa, Uncle Grandpa picks Boss Uncle Grandpa's Mouth]
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: Why you want me dig this hole for?
 * [Lazy Uncle Grandpa is showing Boss Uncle Grandpa's Teeth]
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: Uh... because it's fun?
 * Lazu Uncle Grandpa: You're darn tootin'! What's more fun than hard labor?
 * [Lazy Uncle Grandpa is entering the hole and falls down on the floor]
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: Youch! Oh! Looks like a regular old digging party down here. Good morning, fellas!
 * All Uncle Grandpas: Good Morning!
 * [Boss Uncle Grandpa is dropped between Lazy Uncle Grandpa's head]
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: Okay, let's quickly go over some ground rules. Number one, no chatting. Number two, no group naps. Number three is, of course, no satirical cave paintings.
 * [Uncle Grandpa has satirical cave paintings]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Aw, man.
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: And the most important rule of them all.... NO TRESPASSING IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONES!!!! [panting]
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: Forbidden zones, huh?
 * [The tunnel is shaking around]
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: What was that?
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: Uhhh, nevermind! Y'all get back to digging now, ya hear?
 * [Boss Uncle Grandpa is walking slowly back]
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: I'm just going to, uh...
 * [Boss Uncle Grandpa is running to the tunnel]
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: Don't look at me! Don't look over here where i'm going?
 * Lazy Uncle Grandpa: Hmm.
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: [Panting] Oh, no.
 * [Boss Uncle Grandpa is running to Hot Dog Order and bow to Hot Dog Order] Oh, Great Great One, I kneel before thee.
 * Milord Uncle Grandpa: Hello. Have you recruited another to serve me? A good little piggy that likes to diggy?
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: Yes, milord. He likes to diggy so much-y.
 * Milord Uncle Grandpa: Hmm, cool. You may have another hot dog, loyalest servant.
 * [Hot Dog order pulls out a hot dog and falls on the ground]
 * Milord Uncle Grandpa: Enjoy.
 * Boss Uncle Grandpa: Oh, thank you, milord!
 * [Boss Uncle Grandpa is eating hot dog on the ground]
 * Milord Uncle Grandpa: There's more where that came from. Just keep everyone digging... forever. [Sinister Laugh]