How Return of the Jedi Should Have Ended


 * Jabba the Hutt: Ughh? WHAT THE?!
 * Leia: See, not a problem.
 * Luke: Eh, but I wanted us all to sneak in one at a time and make the plan stupid elaborate.
 * Han Solo: Ahhhhh!!!


 * Emperor Palpatine: Ok, I'm only going to ask this once. Are there any exhaust that go directly to the main reactor on this new Death Star?


 * Darth Vader: Your thoughts betray you. Especially for your sister. You have a twin sister? I have a daughter too?? That is wonderful! I must tell everyone! I have a daughter, Stormtroopers.
 * Emperor Palpatine: Eh, you see what you did? Who knows how long he'll running around like that. Do you realize how annoying it is put up with him this way?
 * Darth Vader: Hey, wait a second. You told me I killed Padme in my anger.
 * Emperor Palpatine: Ehhhh, yes.
 * Darth Vader: Well, how did she still manage to deliver two kids? That doesn't add up.
 * Emperor Palpatine: She... uhh... lost the will to live?
 * Darth Vader: You lied to me! I'll kill you!