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Daffy: 16-73. (Daffy walks into the country club) Daffy: Looks like I've got a new lucky number. (a male golfer shouts from a distance) Golfer: Fore! Daffy: No, dummy! 16-73! (gets knocked out by a golf ball) Daffy: 16-73 and this gentleman is my guest. Welcome to Royal Oaks Glen Oaks Oakwood Oaks Country Club or R.O.G.O.O.O.C.C as us members call it. Bugs: Daffy, how did you get into a country club? Daffy: I'm rich. Bugs: No, you're not. Daffy: I'm beloved in the community. Bugs: No, you're not. Daffy: Well, this is a real "he said, she said" situation. Now what do you feel doing golf, tennis, swimming, we got anything at R.O.G.O. uhh R.O.G.O.O.O.C.C. Daffy: Not looking like that, you're not. Daffy: I don't know what you're talking about. I won the match, while you were gone. Should have called time-out! Bugs: Then I guess we both won. 'Cause I just scored a date with a be-au-tiful woman. (swoons) She's perfect! (Daffy gets hit with a tennis ball, probably hit by Lola) Bugs: Absolutely perfect! Bugs and Lola: (unison) I'll have the carrot soup. Lola: Oh! (giggles) Bugs: Two carrot soups, and try not to mix up our orders. Lola: Oh! (giggles) Bugs: I'd hate to jinx it, but this date is off to a pretty good start. (Lola laughs and blushes) Bugs: You look very pretty; I like your hair. Lola: Oh, thanks! They're my ears. Bugs: How long have you been playing tennis? Lola: My whole life. It's kind of my passion. Lola: Oh, sorry! That's my phone. (Lola gets her purse) Lola: Sorry, a lot of stuff in here: makeup, keys, rubberband ball, deck of cards, stapler, flashlight, mini fan. (the rubberband ball falls off the table and trips a waiter) Lola: (pulls out a tape recorder) I like to record my thoughts. (presses record) Note to self: Clean out your purse. Whoops, here it is! (answers phone) Hello? Hi! Oh, nothing. I'm just on a date with a really cute guy. He's sitting across from me right now. He's totally looking at me. (Bugs looks down at the table) Oh, wait! Now he's looking down. (Bugs looks behind him) Now he's looking around. (Bugs looks back at Lola) Oh! No, he's looking at me again! I better go, call me later! 'Kay, bye! (Lola hangs her phone up) Bugs: Friend of yours? Lola: Nope! Wrong number! Lola: Oh, is there butter in this? I'm not supposed to have butter. I'm allergic to butter... oh, no wait, it's gluten, not butter. I'm allergic to gluten... no, wait, not gluten, pollen. Oh, no, wait! I love pollen! (Bugs sheepishly smiles at the annoyed waiter) Lola: Is there pollen in this? Can I get some pollen in this? You know what, now that I'm thinking about it, I don't really want carrot soup. Actually, maybe just one little taste. (Lola tastes the carrot soup) Lola: Oh! Oh, that's good! Maybe just one more. (Lola tastes it again) Lola: Mmm, one more! (Lola tastes it again) Lola: Just one more! (Lola tastes it again) Lola: Mmm-mmm! (to Bugs) You can really taste the pollen. Are you going to eat yours? (Bugs gives Lola his carrot soup) Bugs: How 'bout a movie? We'll just sit together, watch a movie, and not talk. That'll be nice. Lola: This is so good! I am so glad I'm not allergic to butter! Lola: (to Bugs) Do you like this movie? I love this movie! Oh, it's so sad, but, like uplifting too! It's like a "feel good" movie! A sad feel good movie. It's funny, also, and scary. Oh! Oh! This is the best part! Oh, no, wait, this is the worst part! Ooh, I hate this part! Oh, I gotta pee. (Lola gets up and walks past a few patrons) Lola: Sorry, excuse me, excuse me, watch your leg, excuse me. (Lola looks back at the movie screen and gasps) I love this part! Lola: Hahahahaha! (cries) Ooh, nooo. (screams in terror and clings to Bugs) Wow, that was a good movie! Man On Screen: And now, your featured presentation. Lola: So basically, to make a long story short. Wait, what was I talking about again? Bugs: I have no idea. Lola: Oh my gosh! I never peed! (Lola goes inside) Bugs: That was the worst date of my life. Lola: That was the best date of my life! Wait, didn't I have to do something? (Lola takes out her recorder) Note to self: "Clean out your purse." That's right! Daffy: (to club ladies) Now, ladies, what I'm about to tell you does not leave this table; Estelle and Abe are breaking up. (ladies gasp) Daffy: You didn't hear it from me. But, apparently, Abe prefers blonds. (club lady, Phyllis, fixes her hair) Daffy: Don't get your hopes up, Phyllis, natural blonds! (everyone laughs) Lola: Where is Bugs? Bugs: Bugs Bunny? Lola: You know him? Bugs: Oh, I know him, Bugs Bunny is the worst man I've ever met! Lola: Oh, I'm not. I just had a very interesting conversation with an ugly woman. Bugs: Ugly?! Lola: Very ugly. Bugs: Who are they? Lola: My parents. It's about time you guys met! Be on your best behavior, bad boy. Lola's Dad: Bugs! Lola has told us so much about you. Bugs: She doesn't know anything about me. Lola: (laughs) See, told you he's funny. (Lola and her parents laugh) Lola: Yes!!! Bugs: What? Lola: Of course I'll marry you! Bugs: Huh?! Lola's Dad: My daughter's getting married! To the future Mr. and Mrs. Bugs Bunny and the son I never had. (Bugs nervously looks at Daffy, hoping he will say something for him) Lola: I object! Bugs: ...What? Lola: I'm sorry, Bun-Bun. I know how much you love me, but I can't marry you, because I'm in love with someone else! (everyone bunnies gasps) Lola: I'm in love with him! (points to Pepe) Pepe: You know what they say, the eighth time's the charm. Lola: Will you ever get over me? Bugs: ... It's gonna take a long time, we probably shouldn't talk for a while. Lola: I understand peppers. (Lola runs with Pepé) Bugs: So lucky; so, so lucky. Daffy: Bugs Bunny. Dumped. I've been there brother, you'll never get over it. Let me buy you some golf clubs! Waiter, bring this man your finest set of golf clubs, and charge it to 16-73! Lola's Dad: 16-73? That's my membership number! (punches Daffy) Lola's Dad: (takes the dollar away from Daffy) Thank You! Daffy: I hate the R.O.G.O.O.O.-Oh... Oh, I hate this place!
 * Female Receptionist: Membership number?
 * Male Receptionist: Membership number?
 * Bugs: I'm up for some tennis.
 * Daffy: Dicky, Aaggy! Hugs, hugs, kiss, kiss! I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Bugsy! (All shaking hands) Bugsy, Dicky, Dicky, Bugsy, Aaggy, Dicky, Bugsy, Daffy, Dicky, Aaggy, Dicky, Bugsy, Aaggy, Dicky, Bugsy, Daffy, (All tangled up) Dicky...
 * Bugs: Well, I still got it!
 * Waiter: Can I get you anything to start?
 * (Lola's cell phone rings)
 * (A waiter brings carrot soup to Bugs and Lola)
 * Lola: So, what do you have planned for after dinner?
 * (Bugs and Lola are seen sitting in a movie theater, while she chews on popcorn very loudly)
 * (Bugs and Lola are watching the movie)
 * (On the doorstep of Lola's house)
 * Daffy: (to waitress) Pardon me, doll! Another round of Arnold Palmers, put it on 16-73!
 * Bugs: (Dressing himself as a woman) Time for Plan B.
 * Bugs: Hey, Lola. Sorry I'm late.
 * Lola's Mom: Lola over here, darling.
 * (Bugs kneels to get his mint)
 * Lola: (to Bugs) Well, you know what they say, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes lots of bunnies in a baby carriage.
 * Daffy: Why are we clapping?
 * Pepe: Ah, are you a guest of zee bride or zee groom? Please say zee groom.
 * Wedding Official: We are gathered here today, to celebrate the marriage of Bugs and Lola. Before we begin, if anyone objects to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace.
 * Daffy: Mint? (A club member gives him a dollar) A dollar!