Ed, Edd n Eddy: Scam of the Century


 * Eddy: Hey! There's a hole in my backpack! My Scam Book! It's gone!
 * Edd: Eddy, calm down. I'm sure some good smaritan will find it and return it to you.
 * Eddy: Are you crazy?! Everybody I've ever scammed and how I fleeced them is in that book! It's my life's work! I gotta get it back!
 * Edd: Oh dear... I hope one of the neighborhood kids doesn't come across it. I shudder to think of it the consequences...
 * Ed: One order of "consequences" coming up!
 * Kevin: Dorks, dead ahead!
 * Rolf: Son-of-a-gun! Swine Ed-Boys have swindled Rolf! You shall gild the pony no more as the Son-of-a-Shepherd will not be bamboozled again!
 * Sarah: You guys are SO gonna get it...
 * Eddy: What? What did I do? I'm just minding my own business here!
 * Kevin: The Scam Book, Dorky! We found it and we know everything!
 * Eddy: Scam Book? W-what Scam Book? What kind of low-life would rip people of their hard-earned cash?!
 * Sarah: Nice try, Stupid-Head! We gave your book to Captain Melonhead and he said he's gonna teach you a lesson...
 * Eddy: You did what?! You gave my precious Scam Book to that granola-munching super freak?!
 * Rolf: Enough jaw-flappery! Rolf craves vengeance!
 * Edd: Run away! Phew! We finally lost them! What's the big deal, anyways? So I fleeced a couple of pigeons. Big deal...
 * Edd: I suggest we head back to the Cul-de-sac and formulate an apology for our reprehensible conduct.
 * Ed: Oh, me, me, me! I'm a good at apologies. Mom makes me give them to Sarah every day!
 * Eddy: Put a sock in it, Lumpy! I ain't sorry for nuthin'!
 * Edd: Oh my goodness! I hear them drawing closer! Our fate has caught up with us, gentlemen! Who knows what agony they'll inflict upon us! Run for your lives!
 * All Eds: Aaaaaagh!!!!
 * Ed: Doubler D?! Eddy?! Oh no! I have lost my friends and they have lost me! I will go home and wait for them in my room...
 * Sarah: Ed! We saw Eddy's stupid scam book! I'm telling Mom!
 * Ed: Please, baby sister... don't tell Mom! A hug will make everything better...
 * Sarah: Get away from me, you lummox! It's too late for hugs. We're kicking you out of the Cul-de-sac for good, right Jimmy?
 * Jimmy: They're such brutes, Sarah!
 * Ed: But Sarah... I must go to my room for my friends to find me like friends who find friends do!
 * Sarah: Forget it! Now get lost, or I'll hose you down with some face cleansing soap!
 * Ed: