Spy


 * [Varna, Bulgaria – CIA Agent Bradley Fine infiltrates a black-tie party, he heads underground and finds henchman Tihomir Boyanov talking on the phone]
 * Bradley Fine: Tihomir, hang up.
 * Tihomir Boyanov: Bradley Fine.
 * [Boyanov hangs up, turns and finds Bradley pointing his gun at him]
 * Tihomir Boyanov: I’m honored.
 * Bradley Fine: Pleasure’s all mine. Tell me where the bomb is. Ten seconds, or you’re dead.
 * Tihomir Boyanov: Interesting. You see, when my men and I hid it I made sure to erase any witnesses. And then I erased the erasers. Which means, I’m now the only one who knows just where that dangerously compact and transportable nuke is. So, I’d say I have more than ten seconds.
 * Bradley Fine: Well then, in that case, I’d say you’d better start…
 * [suddenly Bradley sneezes and he shoots Boyanov in the head by accident, killing him]
 * [after accidently killing Boyanov]
 * Bradley Fine: Oh, fuck!
 * [we see his partner, CIA Analyst Susan Cooper, back in Washington talking to him through his earpiece]
 * Susan Cooper: Oh, my God! Why did you do that?
 * Bradley Fine: I didn’t do it on purpose. There’s like a ton of pollen in here!
 * Susan Cooper: Oh, God! Christmas on a cracker! Did you take your medicine?
 * Bradley Fine: I forgot it on the plane.
 * Susan Cooper: I told you this morning, I put extra in all your jackets.
 * Bradley Fine: You did?
 * [he takes out the bag of medicine from him jacket pocket]
 * Bradley Fine: Great. Shit! Thanks.
 * Susan Cooper: No, you know what? That’s on me. Because I heard you sniffle a while ago and I did nothing with that information. So that’s blood on my hands, really. Okay. You know what? You got three coming in. Get out the back door now. Move.
 * [Bradley quickly leaves and goes into another room as three men come after him shooting their guns]
 * Bradley Fine: Anybody in here?
 * Susan Cooper: Yeah, we got one coming around the corner, now.
 * [Bradley quickly shoots the man coming around the corner]
 * Susan Cooper: Your three guests are coming out that door behind you right now. Watch your six.
 * [Bradley shoots all three men dead]
 * Bradley Fine: Yahtzee.
 * Susan Cooper: Oh, zinger!
 * Bradley Fine: I should’ve brought more bullets.
 * [back in the Washington CIA office, Susan’s co-worker, Nancy, is talking to a group of other CIA employees about a cake brought in for someone’s birthday]
 * Nancy B. Artingstall: I thought they were chocolate sprinkles, which I would eat, normally, by the fistful, but this tasted like… There’s no other way to say it, really. Like a rat’s ass.
 * Susan Cooper: Okay, guys, can you please keep it down?
 * Nancy B. Artingstall: Look, unfortunately, there’s vermin in the ceiling again, and I hate to say it, but, uh, well, they’ve pooped all over your cake.
 * [as he tries to get out of Boyanov’s underground area]
 * Bradley Fine: I’m going left?
 * Susan Cooper: No. I need you to go right and head down the tunnel. You’ve got one coming around to your right, and he’s got a swarm behind him.
 * Bradley Fine: That’s my girl.
 * Susan Cooper: Oh, I don’t know.
 * [Bradley takes out the men coming for him]
 * Susan Cooper: Watch your back.
 * [Bradley takes out the last man]
 * Susan Cooper: Oh, that was a close one, Fine.
 * Bradley Fine: Who’s the finest of them all?
 * Susan Cooper: You are.
 * [starts singing]
 * Susan Cooper: Oh, Bradley, you’re so fine You’re so fine, you blow my mind. Hey, Bradley!
 * [she suddenly sees something on her monitor]
 * Susan Cooper: Oh, God, duck!
 * [Bradley takes out the man shooting at him]
 * Susan Cooper: Nice moves, Fine. Pilates has been working out for you.
 * Bradley Fine: You noticed?
 * Susan Cooper: Yeah, you just seem looser. Like, in your hips. I mean athletically speaking. I don’t know. I guess you don’t seem so awkward.
 * [mouthing to herself, clearly obvious that she has a thing for Bradley]
 * Susan Cooper: Shut up!
 * Bradley Fine: Going straight?
 * Susan Cooper: No, go right up the stairs. You’re gonna find a little friend on the first landing.
 * [Bradley takes out two more men]
 * Bradley Fine: Thanks for your help.
 * Susan Cooper: Okay, you’re clear to the top. Get moving.
 * [at the same time someone in her office opens up a hatch in the ceiling and a herd of bats start flying around the office]
 * John: Oh, my God! The rats can fly!
 * Susan Cooper: Come on, you guys!
 * [as she continues to help Bradley out of the Boyanov’s building]
 * Susan Cooper: Alright, Fine. Stop at the door. You got a guard approaching, I’ll tell you when.
 * [the bats start flying around her head and she tries to swat them off]
 * Susan Cooper: Wait for it, Fine. Three, two, one. Now!
 * [Bradley opens the door, knocks out the guy on the other side and enters back into the party]
 * Bradley Fine: Oh, dear, did I forget to knock?
 * [he winks at a women then runs off]