How Batman Begins Should Have Ended


 * Bruce: Hruaaah! Ah! (Grunts) Raaaaaagh!
 * Man: He easily 200 pounds! How were you able to lift him with just one arm?
 * Bruce: I don't know... I think it's... I think it's... Because I'm Batman!


 * Alfred: If that train reaches the main hub, it's all gonna blow!
 * Ra: What the? How did you know?
 * Batman: You stole this weapon from my company. Did you think I wouldn't figure out how to turn it off?
 * Ra: You will never learn will...
 * Batman: Hang on just one second, I'm in the middle of a call. I'm sorry, what was that?
 * Mr. Fox: I said, did you find the off switch, Mr. Wayne?


 * Batman: Yes, I did. Thanks, Lucuius! Oh yeah, this is also my dad's train. So... emergency's shut off.
 * Ra: Why you! I'll kill you!
 * Batman: Bat Net!


 * Superman: So where are Ra's Al Ghul and the Scarecrow now?
 * Batman: Oh they're locked away in Arkham Asylum. We won't be seeing them again.
 * All: (Laughs)
 * Ra: So, the two of us broke out... and he still thinks, we're locked in Arkham!
 * All: (Laughs)
 * Scarecrow: That's awesome.
 * Bane: Heroes are so annyoing!