'Tis the Fifteenth Season


 * Krusty The Clown: Now in the spirit of the holiday season, start shopping! And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, "sick kids" may include hookers with a cold.
 * [Krusty chuckles]


 * [Homer is with Lenny and Carl at The Power Plant]
 * Carl: Hey, Homer. I'm your secret Santa. Merry Christmas, big guy.
 * [Lenny hands Homer a DVD player]
 * Homer: Oh, my god! A DVD player!
 * Carl: And the first season of Magnum P.I., with commentary by John Hillerman. Apparently, working in Hawaii was a pleasure.
 * Homer: Oh, Carl, you remembered I like TV.


 * Homer: Unloved by Al…"Unloved by all"? Noooooooo!!!!!