The Lego HISHE

Title: The Lego HISHE (How the LEGO MOVIE Should Have Ended)

10 Seconds after The Lego Movie...

We see Superman and Batman sitting in The Super Cafe as LEGO minifigures

Superman: What went wrong here? I mean we're superheroes, and master builders.

Batman: I don't follow.

Flashback to Cloud Cuckoo Land before the attack began.

Superman: Well, there we all were in Cloud Cuckoo Land listening to Emmet, when Bad Cop shows up, and suddenly we were all taken prisoner, just like that.

Batman: Well, not all of us were captured.

Superman: You're telling me, Superman, the Man of Steel, is overwhelmed by a bunch of micromanaging drones and stopped by a piece of gum?

Flashback to when Superman is stopped by gum

Batman laughs.

Superman: A piece of GUM?!

Batman: Must've been kryptonite gum.

Superman: I guess! I mean I should have been like... (Fantasizes what he should have done) What is this, gum? Ha Ha! Well, why don't you CHEW on this? (Superman fights the robots and saves the day)

Crowd cheers for Superman.

Superman finishes fantasizing.

Batman: Well, why didn't you do that?

Superman: I don't know! So many heroes were just knocked down like they have no abilities whatsoever! Makes no sense! (flashes back) Wonder Woman? Gone.

Wonder Woman: Dang it!

Superman: Michelangelo? Taken down.

Mikey: Not radical.

Superman: Freaking Dumbledore and Gandalf? Thanks magic!

Green Lantern: (from outside) Yeah, tell me about it! Us heroes were so misrepresented, right guys?

Superman: Yeah, totally.

Green Lantern: Welp, see ya later! (leaves)

Batman: You know what I think? I think you're just jealous.

Superman: No I'm not.

Batman: You're so jelly.

Superman: First of all, please don't say jelly. That is so weird.

Batman: You're upset that you didn't get to help me save everyone from Lord Business.

Superman: Help you?

Batman: Yeah.

Superman: Dude, Emmet is the hero! In fact he leading the charge against this... (Duplo Bricks begin attacking the city and they watch the battle from their window) whatever this back block invasion thing is that's happening right now.

Duplo Bricks: We are here to destroy you!

Emmet: No! No you're not! (to Superman and Batman) Hey fellas!

Superman and Batman: Hey!

Superman: See?

Batman: You're jelly.

Superman: I am NOT!

Batman: I don't think he's ready, Supes is jelly.

Superman: Stop it.

Batman: I don't think he's ready for this.

Superman sighs.

Batman: Is my body too bat-a-licious for ya, Kal?

Superman: (leaves) I'm just gonna go home.

Batman: Try to not step in any gum!

THE END