Dune Buggy

Josh: (puts feet on coffee table) Audrey: Josh, get your feet off the coffee table! Josh: Every time!

Drake (on phone): Hello? Trevor! Hey, where are you? Josh: Who is it? Drake: Scotty's brother. Josh: Where is he? Drake (on phone): You're lost? Josh: Lost?! Drake: OK, OK. Well, where are you now? Look around and tell me what you see. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. (opens the door and finds Trevor in front of it) Trevor (on phone): ... I see some bushes, and a tree, and a dog (gets a closer look at the dog). Boy dog. Drake: (taps Trevor on the shoulder) Trevor (on phone): ... and I see you. Drake (irritated): You're here.

Drake: Oh, come on. We use some tools, we tighten things, you know, maybe throw some oil in the oil hole, and we're good to go. Josh: Oil hole?

Drake: Yeah, but my pillow didn't cause anything to explode!

Audrey: Huh. It's not working. Josh: (talks indistinctly and leaves) Audrey: Josh! Josh: IT WAS A PILLOW! A PILLOW, I THREW IT AND IT HIT THE SODA AND THE ROOT BEER WITH THE SPILLING ON THE TV AND THE PSSSCCCCHHHHHH AND THE POOOFFF!

Josh: I drink root beer; you don't see me exploding!