Earth! Gohan! Both on the Ropes! Hurry and Get Here, Goku!!


 * Frieza: Now die!
 * Gohan: Piccolo, why?
 * Narrator: The battle continues. Now!


 * Frieza: (Chuckles)
 * All: (Gasps)
 * Bulma: Piccolo, what are you waiting for? Get up!
 * Trunks: He can't, Mom. I'm not feeling his energy at all anymore.
 * Gohan: This is my fault. (Yelling) Piccolo! No!
 * Frieza: Nothing sounds sweeter than the song of desperate anguish, that call to the heavens that goes ignored. That's precisely the aria I was waiting for, my gifted singing ape. And now your audience demands an even more heartrending encore.
 * Gohan: I've gotten too weak. I let this happen.
 * Krillin: Gohan.
 * Ginyu: No, you don't!
 * Bulma: So, Piccolo is dead? With one shot?
 * Jaco: I told you this would be bad. Frieza and his army are way too dangerous to fight. I wonder if I can get someone at Command to move Earth to someone else's patrol.
 * Bulma: You're a coward!
 * Jaco: You wanna go, Bulma?
 * Bulma: (Grunts) Wat are Goku and Vegeta doing? We're totally unprotected now!
 * Goten: Come on, Dad.
 * Trunks: Seriously.
 * Goku and Vegeta: (Grunts)
 * Whis: (Sighs)
 * Beerus: Mmm, delicious! I'm loving this "cheese" substance! Who could have guessed that coagulated mammal lactation could be this tasty! I mean it's pungent but so addictive! Hurry, Whis. I want more!
 * Whis: I'm sorry, my lord, but that's all I ave on hand.
 * Lord Beerus: (Growls)
 * Whis: To clarify, Bulma did give me more since I guessed you would like it. She actually packed up every pizza this restaurant could make in a day. But unfortunately, I can't retrieve the rest of it without the use of my staff.
 * Lord Beerus: Then why don't you fetch it?
 * Whis: (Sighs) You're the one wo had me send the Saiyans to that realm for training, Lord Beerus. Despite my reservations. And I couldn't do that without sending my staff there, now could I? Have you forgotten how it works?
 * Lord Beerus: (Groans) Of course I didn't forget! Don't talk to me like I'm a child! But when I order you to give me more pizza, you deliver me a pizza! Whatever it takes!
 * Whis: (Quiet;y) Honestly. Very well.
 * Both: Uh? Aaah!
 * Goku: Hey! What'd you do that for? We just found our rhythm! It was finally getting fun!
 * Both: (Panting)
 * Lord Beerus: Ha! Looks like training there actually did you some good, so it wasn't a total waste.
 * Whis: Oooh. There. All cleaned up.
 * Lord Beerus: Hey!
 * Whis: Yes, I know.
 * Lord Beerus: