The Feud


 * (The episode begins with Jimmy and Carl playing basketball.)
 * Jimmy: Come on, Carl, show me what you've got! (jumps at Carl) Ha!
 * (Jimmy bumps the basketball into Carl's face.)
 * Carl: Ow.
 * (Carl chases Jimmy. Hugh walks outside happily.)
 * Hugh: Okay, sun, check, birds, check, kids playing, check. (chuckles) Yes, sir. Looks like everything's hunky-dory in the world of Hugh Neutron. (gasp) (camera zooms in on his eyes) Sweet leaping...
 * (The camera cuts to and zooms in on...)
 * Hugh: (offscreen) CRABGRAAAAAAAAAAASS!!! (onscreen) The defiler of beloved lawns everywhere. My response must be swift and brutal.
 * Mr. Wheezer: Hey, Neutron! Just giving the old hedges a little trim before they start throwing off pollen spores.
 * Hugh: Wheezer, I'm gonna need my lawn lopper back.
 * Mr. Wheezer: Well, gee, Neutron, I gave that thing back weeks ago. You must've forgot.
 * Hugh: Forgot about my Lawn Lopper 300 Pro-Deluxe "As Seen on TV"? I don't think so!
 * Mr. Wheezer: Well, it's probably in your garage. Why don't you check.
 * Hugh: Actually, it's probably in your garage. I'll go get it.
 * Mr. Wheezer: Hey! I already told you I gave it back, ya wingding!
 * Hugh: And I'm telling you you didn't, toolhog!
 * Mr. Wheezer: Cheese brain!
 * Hugh: Sneeze jockey!
 * Mr. Wheezer: Noodle head!
 * Hugh: Just because my lawn is lush and silky while yours is limp and hard to manage. (chuckles)
 * Mr. Wheezer: What?! There's nothing wrong with my lawn!
 * Hugh: Oh, please! Dandelions, gopher holes, (picks up ceramic lawn cat) and these tacky ceramic lawn kittys! Please!
 * Mr. Wheezer: Oh yeah?! (takes Hugh's ceramic lawn duck) Well, what about your stupid lawn ducks? They're the laughing stock of the entire neighborhood!
 * Hugh: You- NO! You put that down right now!
 * Mr. Wheezer: Hey, look at me! (quacking) I'm a stupid lawn duck! (quacking) (accidentally throws it up in the air) Whoops!
 * Hugh: Sir Quacks-a-Lot!
 * (Hugh's lawn duck falls to the ground and shatters.)
 * Hugh: (sobbing) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Mr. Wheezer: Oopsie.
 * Hugh: That is the last STRAW, Wheezer!
 * (Hugh throws Mr. Wheezer's lawn cat down to the ground, and it shatters.)
 * Mr. Wheezer: (shudders)
 * Hugh: From this point on, we are mortal enemies! (walks away)
 * Mr. Wheezer: Well, that goes double for me!
 * Hugh: (to Jimmy) Jimmy, send Carl home.