Computer Date

Setting: S.S. Tipton. Juice Bar.

Zack: Cody. Just the person I wanted to see. I met this annoying girl in the teen lounge last night. She's a boring mousy little geek.

Cody: So?

Zack: So.... (hands a paper to Cody) ...I got her number for you.

Cody looks at the paper.

Cody: Why can't you understand that I'm just happy being alone? (yells) Can't you see how happy I am?

Zack: (cleans his eye) Yes, I think you just spit some of your joy in my eye.

Zack and Cody's old friend Arwin calls them from their computer.

Arwin: Hey, guys.

Cody: Hey look, it's Arwin.

Zack: Arwin, hey, what's up?

Arwin: Well, actually, me. I'm on Mr. Tipton's helicopter. I'm coming to visit you guys.

Cody: Awesome. When are you coming on board?

Arwin: Now!

Zack: What? We're in the middle of the ocean.

Arwin: Never fear. I'm using a new device I invented for Mr. Tipton. It can safely eject you anywhere-- You know, for tax evasion purposes. I'm basically in a giant rubber ball.

Cody: Arwin, that sounds kind of risky.

Arwin: Oh, it's time to go. Okay, here we go. Five, four, three, two, one! (makes a squinting face)

Cut to computer screen. Arwin hits the screen as the red ball that he was in bounced around.

The guests onboard scream in fear.

Cut to ball bouncing off the ship's deck into the ocean.

Cut back to computer screen. SFX: [a loud splash]

Cut back to juice bar.

Cody: Arwin, are you okay?

Arwin: Sure. This thing's totally waterproof.

SFX: [loud "pop"] Water splashes into Arwin's face.

Arwin: Mommy!.



Opening Credits



Main lobby. Zack and Cody are helping untie Arwin from seaweed.

Mr. Moseby: Arwin. Always happy to see you. But here's a thought-- maybe next time You should just walk up the old gangplank. Are you kidding? Those things are death traps. Oh. Arwin, so great to see you. Hey, guys. Your mom shows me pictures of you all the time, But you can't hug a picture. Well, you can, but the paper cuts are nasty. - Oh, arwin! - London! - Yay! Eww! - Sorry. You're here to rescue me from the stupid sea school. So long, suckers. Let's go, let's go. Actually I'm not here to rescue you. London: Rats. So, Arwin, what brings you here Besides, you know, a giant bouncy ball? Well, mr. Tipton has given me a very important job. Agh! I have created a super computer That's going to automate the entire ship. So now the "S.S." in "S.S. Tipton" is going to stand for "Smart Ship." - Wow. - Awesome. Uh-oh. Arwin: I'm gonna name it "Cal".

Cody: That must stand for computer-automated logistics.

Arwin: Nah, I just like the name. Oh! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a fiddler crab in my underpants. And he's fiddlin'. Zack, we're in trouble.