Nugget of History

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Nugget of History  View more episodes View more from Disney 2 Aired at 09:00 PM on Sunday, Mar 07, 2010 (3/7/2010)     View all transcripts from this day Transcript

00:00:03	No, I'm serious. 00:00:04	I have a fainting problem. 00:00:07	If it happens, I have some smelling salts in my purse. 00:00:10	Let me just find them here. 00:00:11	.. oh, moisturizer. 00:00:13	Don't want to get ashy. 00:00:15	Oh, let's see here. 00:00:17	..lunch. mm-hmm. 00:00:20	Boys, while I'm gone, I want you to do your homework. 00:00:23	How? 00:00:23	No fascinating historical first happened IN THE 1940's. 00:00:28	Horse feathers! 00:00:30	THE 1940's WERE CAPTIVATING. 00:00:33	Take it from someone who was there, like me and your mama here. 00:00:38	got something to clean your glasses with in there? 00:00:42	Of course I do. there you go. 00:00:45	Oh, why don't you write about the black sailor, hugh mulzac? 00:00:50	now, in 1920, hugh mulzac earned his captain's stripes in the merchant marines. 00:00:58	But all they offered him was command of a ship with an all-black crew. 00:01:04	Cool. 00:01:04	Not cool. she's talking about segregation. 00:01:08	now, hugh didn't think that was right. 00:01:12	So he turned them down. 00:01:13	22 Years later, " you keep an anchor in your purse? 00:01:22	It's my keychain. 00:01:24	Oh. 00:01:27	Oh! 00:01:28	In 1942, captain hugh mulzac finally took command of the military's first integrated crew. 00:01:36	Now, how is that for a fascinating historical first? 00:01:41	Fascinating! where'd you read it? 00:01:44	Read it? boy, I lived it. 00:01:45, performing at the ship's sendoff. 00:01:52	[Music playing] ooh! look. just like that. 00:01:55	Ah! 00:01:56	Look at that. 00:01:57	then we go like this. 00:01:59	Ooh. oh, yeah, girl. yeah. whoa! 00:02:02	Don't break nothing, girl! whoo! 00:02:04	Whoo! you save it till we go clubbing. 00:02:09	Whoo. yes. 00:02:10	[Music stops] oh, I stood on that dock, and I waved to hugh and his crew as the tickertape flew. ha ha ha! 00:02:18	Whee-hee-hee-hee! whoo-hoo-hoo! 00:02:20	You know, I'd like a guy who won't be dissed. 00:02:23	I'm definitely writing about hugh mulzac. 00:02:26	Now, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me. 00:02:30	Mm-hmm? I have one. 00:02:31	You got a vacuum cleaner in that purse? 00:02:33	.." try that on for size. 00:02:36	[Vacuum cleaner whirring] [bell dings] ok. that means there's a car at the drive-thru. 00:02:46	Use this script to take their order. 00:02:48	Ok. 00:02:49	may I take your order? 00:02:53	" oh. 00:02:59	[Static] huh? 00:03:04	They said they'd like a cluck-muncher meal. 00:03:07	Push this button. use the script! 00:03:09	"Will there be anything else? 00:03:12	" oh. 00:03:17	[Tires screeching] good job, london. they left. 00:03:20	Thank you. cluck again. 00:03:24	Ok. so the drive-thru is not for everyone. 00:03:28	Let me show you how to make a cluck-muncher. 00:03:30	Okey-dokey, boss. 00:03:32	It's really easy, but has to be done in the right order. 00:03:35	First you take a toasted sesame bun and a smidge of honey mustard, one supple chicken breast, 2 slices of tomato, 3 sour-pickle disks, a mound of shredded lettuce, and squirt of pepper herb sauce. 00:03:46	Huh? 00:03:48	.. 00:03:49	If you use this little trick I made up-- THE 7 S's. 00:03:52	Sesame, smidge, supple, slices, sour, shredded, squirt. 00:03:56	Use it? I can't even say it. 00:04:00	Just try. 00:04:01	[sighs] sausage, soup, slettuce-- slettuce? 00:04:06	That's not even a word. 00:04:09	Uh! 00:04:09	Sesame, smidge, supple, slices, sour, shredded, squirt! 00:04:12	Oh, stop saying that! 00:04:13	..oh! 00:04:17	How about one "s"? 00:04:23	Salad! 00:04:27	Ok, this is the simplest job in the whole place. 00:04:31	Just stand there and cluck. 00:04:33	Do you think you could do that? 00:04:35	Mm-hmm. quack, quack. quack, quack. 00:04:39	Forget it. you're hopeless. 00:04:41	I'm sorry. please. 00:04:44	I need this job. 00:04:45	Without it, I'll be poor and have to eat at dumps like this. 00:04:49	just stand by the door and keep your beak shut. 00:04:55	Oh. wow. 00:04:58	Tell me about it. 00:05:03	Welcome to cluck bucket. 00:05:04	Would you like to try our wing-a-ding dinner? 00:05:07	Uh, no. I'd like a half-chicken. 00:05:09	The left half, but take off the skin; coleslaw, but pick out the carrot bits, and a root beer, stir out the bubbles. 00:05:17	[Ding] go! 00:05:27	Hey, maddie, check it out. 00:05:28	I gave hilary hen a makeover. 00:05:30	She's a hot chick now. get it? chick. 00:05:34	London, you can't do that! 00:05:36	The employee manual clearly states that-- [alarms ringing] yes! 00:05:41	Free! free! 00:05:44	Free! 00:05:47	This is your fault! 00:05:48	If you're not going to try, I am not going to help you! 00:05:52	Maddie, that is not how flock members speak to each other. 00:05:54	.. 00:05:58	Then you're not ready to work the counter. 00:06:02	[Whines] I can't wait to get my report back. 00:06:09	Oh, man, I've never seen you so excited about your homework before. 00:06:14	Well, you see, the more I learned about hugh mulzac, the more into it I got. 00:06:17	dwosh doesn't notice I cheated the margins a little to get it all to fit on only 3 pages. 00:06:22	I've never felt closer to you. 00:06:24	[Bell rings] good morning, class. I've graded your papers. 00:06:31	Cody, you don't have to take notes on this. 00:06:36	Oh, I know. 00:06:37	" cody, excellent, as usual. 00:06:44	Zack. 00:06:46	A "d"? 00:06:48	NOW LET'S DIVE INTO THE 1950's, .. 00:06:51	[Cheering] and radial tires! 00:06:55	[Groaning] ..mr. dwosh, I don't understand. 00:06:59	I mean, I thought I did a really good job on this report, and look, it's not even written on a cafeteria napkin this time. 00:07:06	Yes, it's refreshingly devoid of pudding .. 00:07:10	But also devoid of accuracy, starting with that first sentence. 00:07:15	"The first time an integrated crew "served under a black captain " except that the navy wasn't desegregated until 1948, when truman was president. 00:07:28	It's in your textbook, that thing you use as a pillow. 00:07:33	Yeah, but, you see, I'm not talking about the navy. 00:07:35	I'm talking about the merchant marine, which during wartime, was under control of the military. 00:07:40	And the book doesn't even mention hugh mulzac. 00:07:43	is that like the name you added to my attendance sheet--hugh jabutt? 00:07:49	Ha ha. yeah, man. right? 00:07:53	..no. 00:07:54	Hugh mulzac was real, " well, perhaps I should invent a new grade for you. 00:08:01	Maybe a "z" for all the times you've snored in my class. 00:08:05	Don't take it personally. 00:08:06	I sleep in all the boring classes. 00:08:09	In that case, why don't I give you a d-plus? 00:08:13	Well, I guess that's a little better. 00:08:15	As in a "d" plus a week of detention. 00:11:37	Bawk. 00:11:39	Welcome to cluck bucket. 00:11:41	Try our egg-citing new cluck-muncher salad. 00:11:45	Bawk. 00:11:50	.. 00:11:52	Why'd the chicken cross the road? 00:11:55	Why? 00:11:56	She didn't. 00:11:56	She stayed here while her boss went out for a shiatsu. 00:12:01	You're getting a massage in the middle of the day? 00:12:04	We're not busy, and london is doing fine. 00:12:08	Here we go. 00:12:09	One whole chicken cluck bucket and a kiddie cluck truck. 00:12:12	[Honk honk] [ding] maddie, I don't know why you're always complaining about having to work. it's easy. 00:12:19	Except right after a football game ends. 00:12:22	Hmm? 00:12:25	[Loud voices] ..me...please! 00:12:30	Sorry. 00:12:32	My wings are tied. 00:12:35	I don't know if this is such a good idea. 00:12:38	I already have a week of detention. 00:12:40	I don't want to go for a month. 00:12:41	Well, hugh mulzac had 22 years of detention, working as a cook when he should have been a captain. 00:12:48	Why? 00:12:49	Because he wasn't afraid to stand up to the man! 00:12:53	You know what? you're right. 00:12:55	And I'm not afraid either. 00:12:56	Mr. Dwosh: No humming in the hallway. 00:12:58	He's coming! quick, hide me in your purse! 00:13:01	Look! look! look! 00:13:02	Come on, child. 00:13:05	Go be brave, son. 00:13:06	[Exhales deeply] zack, you're here early for detention. 00:13:12	I know you said my paper was wrong, but I brought proof-- living, breathing proof. 00:13:18	[Snoring] well, she was living and breathing when we got here. 00:13:23	Grandma moseby? grandma moseby. 00:13:25	Hmm? 00:13:26	Oh! what? what? what? what? ooh! 00:13:31	Whoa! 00:13:32	Why am I wearing a wooden skirt? 00:13:35	I make it work, though, don't i? uh, uh. 00:13:38	Uh, uh. uh, uh. shake it. shake it. 00:13:40	Shake it. shake it. ooh. ok. 00:13:43	Zack:.. 00:13:44	This is my history teacher, mr. dwosh. 00:13:47	.. 00:13:49	Wait a minute. 00:13:50	You're the nitwit who's never heard of hugh mulzac. 00:13:55	Ow! 00:13:56	Don't talk back to grandma! 00:13:58	Stop it! 00:13:58	I will stop it when you admit that you were wrong about hugh mulzac. 00:14:02	He was real. trust me. I know. 00:14:05	I was there. 00:14:06	Well, I'd like to take your word for it, but to be honest, you seem a bit batty. 00:14:11	I'm batty? I'm batty? 00:14:15	You want to know what's batty? 00:14:17	This bat is batty! 00:14:18	I'm coming to get you. 00:14:21	Wow! 00:14:22	This bat is signed by jackie robinson! 00:14:25	Oh, yeah, yeah. 00:14:26	He was sweet on me. mmm. jackie. 00:14:29	[Chuckling] see, I like to carry around a few mementos from my life. 00:14:35	That's it. 00:14:36	Got it. I got it. 00:14:38	I have something the night the "booker washington" was launched. 00:14:43	You better not have the ship in there. 00:14:45	Oh, pish posh. ha ha ha! 00:14:49	Oh, you know what? 00:14:51	I left it in my other purse. 00:14:53	in that case-- here it is. 00:14:58	Ok. there. oh, look at that. 00:15:00	Hmm? hmm? 00:15:01	Captain hugh mulzac. 00:15:03	Wow. 00:15:03	And that's an integrated crew saluting him. 00:15:06	And look at the date-- september 29, 1942. 00:15:10	Ok? 00:15:12	Well, I guess the textbook was wrong. 00:15:15	Well, not just the textbook. 00:15:17	I think you owe somebody an apology. 00:15:20	I'm sorry I called you batty. 00:15:23	Uh! not me. 00:15:25	This little slice of sponge cake right here. 00:15:28	Zack, I'm sorry I didn't give you a fair shake. 00:15:31	I'm going to regrade your paper. 00:15:34	And? 00:15:34	And you don't have to serve detention. 00:15:37	And? 00:15:38	What? what else? 00:15:39	I was just gonna see what else you offered up. 00:15:43	Don't sass your teacher. 00:15:45	Ow! 00:15:45	Don't laugh at his pain. 00:15:47	And you. watch it now. 00:15:49	Ooh, ooh, ooh. I could do this all night. 00:15:52	You better watch out. 00:15:54	[Loud voices] excuse me. excuse me! 00:15:58	But I think these fries are a little underdone. 00:16:03	I'll be right with you. 00:16:05	[Horn honking] I heard you the first time! here! 00:16:09	[Alarms ringing] that means my chicken is free! 00:16:13	Yeah! fine! take them! 00:16:14	Take them all! whoa! 00:16:15	Oh, I got them! 00:16:19	Uh! I have chicken fingers! 00:16:23	Please, maddie. please help me. 00:16:27	If I get fired, daddy's going to cut me off, remember? 00:16:30	but this time, I'm not bailing you out, no matter what you say. 00:16:37	I'll give you the down payment for that used car you wanted. 00:16:39	♪♪ bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk ♪♪ 00:16:44	[loud voices] back! back! 00:16:49	Oh! 00:16:50	Now form a single-file line! 00:16:51	I just want a-- back in line, or you'll be eating the pepper sauce. 00:16:56	That's what I wanted--more sauce. 00:16:59	..ok. 00:17:04	[Blows] wow! you are really good at this. 00:17:08	London, I have a little something called " since I was 7 years old, I have been working my tail off. 00:17:17	what's happening to hilary hen? 00:17:22	Maddie, your feathers must have got into the fryer! 00:17:24	get the fire extinguisher and put out the tail! aah! 00:17:30	Oh! 00:17:35	What is happening here? 00:17:38	Hi, mr. fliegel. 00:17:39	You're not supposed to wear that costume in the kitchen. 00:17:42	It's highly flammable! 00:17:44	Well, that seems like a poor design choice, don't you think? 00:17:48	That's it! you're fired! 00:17:50	No! no! I'm begging you! 00:17:53	Please! I need this job! 00:17:55	Maddie, have some dignity. 00:17:57	You're fired, too. 00:17:59	No! 00:18:01	My daddy will cut me off! 00:18:02	Please! I'm begging you! 00:18:03	I'm on my knees. I'm on my nose. 00:18:06	These floors are really filthy. 00:18:09	London, don't beg. 00:18:12	We're better than that. 00:18:13	Let's walk out of here with some dignity. 00:18:19	Huh! 00:18:20	Ooh! 00:18:22	[Thud] order whatever you want, honey. 00:20:19	It's not every day we get to celebrate an a-plus. 00:20:23	[Ahem] from zack. 00:20:26	I just can't believe he did better than me. 00:20:29	Well, I did. see? 00:20:31	Ha ha ha. yeah. 00:20:33	..nerd. 00:20:35	it's on the house. 00:20:39	Well, thanks, but won't you get in trouble with the owner? 00:20:41	Nope. it's fine with me. 00:20:44	London, you own the cluck bucket? 00:20:46	I bought it with the money I earned here. 00:20:50	$6,000 An hourdoesn't seem like much, but after a while,it starts to add up. 00:20:56	Wow! can I geta job here? 00:20:58	daddy was going to cut me off, but by buyingthe cluck bucket, I was able to hiremyself as manager, give maddie her job back,and best of all, check out hilary hen. 00:21:09	Can I please change my nameto ronnie rooster? 00:21:13	Captioning made possible byabc cable networks group captioning performed bythe national captioning institute, inc. 00:21:28	zack, cody, no basketball in the lobby! 00:21:31	What makes you think we're playing basketb-- oh. 00:21:38	Yo, toss the rock. 00:21:39	you gentlemen must be the rockland rollers, huh? 00:21:46	Oh, wonderful. 00:21:48	Welcome to the tipton. 00:21:49	Now, over here, boys. 00:21:51	Heads up! 00:21:53	[ding] yes? 00:21:58	False alarm, esteban. oh! 00:22:01	Yes! 00:22:03	Now, chill! 00:22:04	What are you boys thinking tearing up this man's hotel? 00:22:08	Y'all trying to make the coach look bad? 00:22:10	All: Sorry, coach. 00:22:13	Children who listen to adults? 00:22:15	How refreshing. 00:22:17	And you letting them tear it up. 00:22:19	Ok. 00:22:20	Yeah, how come they can play basketball in the lobby and we can't? 00:22:24	.. 00:22:25	You know, I didn't want to-- I mean, they're-- in wheelchairs? 00:22:29	Are they? I hadn't noticed. 00:22:33	Shall I check you in? 00:22:34	Sure. ok. 00:22:35	Thanks, man. 00:22:36	Hey, listen, for future reference, just because a person is in a wheelchair doesn't mean you have to give them special treatment. 00:22:43	Oh, of course. 00:22:44	Now, why don't you just sign here for the rooms? 00:22:47	Whoa! partner, man, this is steep! 00:22:50	Man, I can't believe you won't give a brother in a wheelchair a break. 00:22:54	Uh, but-- perhaps a special adjustment can be made. 00:22:59	What did I just tell you about giving people in wheelchairs special treatment? 00:23:02	how can I make it up to you? 00:23:05	How about a discount? 00:23:07	You just said-- we had the whole conversation about-- you know what? pay whatever you like! 00:23:13	Ok! it's free! 00:23:17	Who threw that? 00:23:18	Captioning made possible byabc cable network groups ♪♪ here I am, a new life ♪♪ 00:23:25	♪♪ here you are in mine ♪♪ 00:23:27	♪♪ guess we have the suite life ♪♪ 00:23:30	♪♪ most of the time ♪♪ 00:23:32	♪♪ you and me got the worldto see ♪♪ 00:23:34	♪♪ so come on down ♪♪ 00:23:36	♪♪ just me and youknow what to do ♪♪ 00:23:38	♪♪ so come on down ♪♪ 00:23:41	♪♪ it's you and me,and me and you ♪♪ 00:23:43	♪♪ we got the whole placeto ourselves ♪♪ 00:23:46	♪♪ you and me,we got it all for free ♪♪ 00:23:48	♪♪ so come on down ♪♪ 00:23:51	♪♪ this is the suite life ♪♪ 00:23:55	♪♪ we've got a suite life ♪♪ 00:26:30	maddie, that make up you're wearing makes you look all sad. 00:26:34	I am sad. 00:26:36	Oh, no. 00:26:37	Now you're probablygonna tell me why, and I'm gonna haveto pretend to care. 00:26:41	London, you'rethe last person I would ever go tofor sympathy. 00:26:45	Ok. 00:26:46	I can't finda leading lady for my movie. 00:26:48	Here's mepretending to care. 00:26:52	What movie, maddie? 00:26:55	My student film. 00:26:57	What's it about? 00:26:58	Well, it's aboutsociety's indifference towardsthe impoverished and the triumphof the spirit over oppressivesoci-economic circumstance. 00:27:06	What's it about? 00:27:09	It's about a girland a boy. 00:27:11	Oh! sounds good.can I be the girl? 00:27:14	Well, can you act? 00:27:15	I just pretended to listen toeverything you said. 00:27:19	You did, didn't you? 00:27:21	Hmm. 00:27:22	Ok, all right,you're in! 00:27:24	So, who am I kissing? 00:27:25	Sorry I'm late. 00:27:26	Some kid threw upin the hot tub. 00:27:27	It's really hardto pick up the chunks when they're swirlingaround like that. 00:27:32	You'll be kissing him. 00:27:33	Ok, I'll kiss him, but I won't shake his hand. 00:27:36	Uh, maddie? yeah? 00:27:37	On page two of your script, it says I enter walking. 00:27:39	I was thinking instead, maybe I should enter swimming. 00:27:43	Your scene is outside. 00:27:44	We'd have to dig up the street and put in a swimming pool. 00:27:48	I think it might be worth it. 00:27:52	Dude, you got to get over here right now. 00:27:56	Jessica simpson is in the hotel. 00:27:58	Jessica simpson is here? 00:27:58	Oh, maybe I can get her to perform for a pta fundraiser. 00:28:01	I don't think the bake sale is going to go very well. 00:28:05	Don't be silly. jessica simpson isn't here. 00:28:08	Oh, I just saw her walk by. 00:28:10	Hi, jessica! 00:28:12	Hey, y'all! 00:28:13	Want to come hang out with me by the pool? 00:28:16	I need someone to help rub in my suntan lotion. 00:28:21	Jamie's on his way. 00:28:24	I miss jamie. 00:28:25	Yeah, me, too. 00:28:26	.. 00:28:28	Good clean fun together. 00:28:31	Jamie hasn't been the same since his accident. 00:28:34	all he ever does is go straight to school and then go straight home. 00:28:39	Like cody. 00:28:40	Excuse me. 00:28:41	You're forgetting about stamp club? 00:28:43	I came up with our motto: You can't lick us. 00:28:48	Well, here's my motto: my brother's a geek. 00:28:53	.. 00:28:55	Remember those kids playing basketball in the lobby? 00:28:57	Mm-hmm. 00:28:58	Well, I was hoping if jamie meets them, he might be interested in basketball again. 00:29:02	He was the best player on our team. 00:29:04	Ahem.