Obinray

"Obinray" [OPENING THEME PLAYING] [MUSIC] Hey Star. Looking sparkly. I felt there was something missing in my life and it was the sparkles! Pretty! Do me! Do me! - STARFIRE: Ooh, pretty! - Should we add some tassels? [BOTH GASPING] We have the same mind. [HEAVY BREATHING] Hey, hey, hey! Tassels and glitter are against costume regulations. - Dude! What are you doing in there? - Nothing. I'm doing nothing. Now, just keep talking like I'm not even here. 'Cause I'm not. [DOOR CREAKING] Robin's up in the kitchen cabinet again. Is it because he is friends with the cereals? No, it was just him eavesdropping on you - like a creep. - How does one "drop the eaves"? It means, he was secretly listening to your conversation. Like a creep. [ALL GASPING] I was not being a creep! I am simply listening to your private and very personal conversations from a hiding place like any normal person. I'm not a creep. I just hate secrets. Secrets are dangerous. Now, continue talking. Someone say something. I'm not listening anymore! I do not feel the comfortable conversating. I know how we can stop him from eavesdropping on us. [MOUTHING INAUDIBLY] [MOUTHING INAUDIBLY] ROBIN: I can still hear you. [ALL GASPING] With my eyes. Oh, you like reading lips, huh? Read this. [MOUTHING INAUDIBLY] [GASPING] That language is unacceptable! Wash your filthy mouth. [SOAP MACHINE BEEPING] [SPITTING] - Bro! What did you say? - I just said, "I like pizza. " I guess we just have to live with Robin listening in on our secret conversations. [SNAPS FINGERS] There is another way. - You mean, the Old Tongue? - Is that wise? Speaking the sacred language in the presence of the uninitiated. RAVEN: We have no choice. - Our secrets must be kept. - Then, it is decided. We will speak in the ways of old. This sounds intriguing. [MUSIC] Good morning, Cyborg. [SPEAKING SECRET LANGUAGE] Er, excuse me? [SPEAKING SECRET LANGUAGE] You're all sounding very secretive. What are you trying to hide? [SPEAKING SECRET LANGUAGE] This is against my no-secret policy. - [SPEAKING SECRET LANGUAGE] - Argh! I can't understand what you're saying. [SPEAKING SECRET LANGUAGE] Argh! This must be the language you spoke of. "The Old Tongue. " It doesn't sound like any of the ancient languages I've studied. [SPEAKING SECRET LANGUAGE] Aha! Obinray! You keep saying that word in reference to me, so, it must mean, "Tight buns. " Armed with this piece of info, I'll just take my obinray here and decipher your whole language. [BANG] [BEEPING] No, no, no! The letters don't line up. But if it's not buns what can "obinray" mean? Naobiyar? No. Rainoyb? No. Ray Ray, ray, rainyob Rainboy. Rainboy! Yes! Oh, don't get up. It's just me, Obinray. Or should I say, Rainboy! Ha! I'm right, aren't I? [SPEAKING SECRET LANGUAGE] That must mean, "Yes. " Score one for Rainboy. Score! Argh! I can't take this. Teach me this language and I promise I'll never eavesdrop on you again. Please! Please! [SPEAKING SECRET LANGUAGE] [SPEAKING SECRET LANGUAGE] Does that mean you'll teach me? [SPEAKING SECRET LANGUAGE] [SINGING SECRET LANGUAGE] I be understand be everything be now be. [SPEAKING PIG LATIN] I be said be, I be understand be everything be now be. [SPEAKING PIG LATIN] What does Obinray mean? I be know be your be not be talking be about be my be tight be buns be. - [SPEAKING PIG LATIN] - [SPEAKING PIG LATIN] Etslay to you! Ogay. There has to be a way to crack the code. [KNOCKING] Yes be? Who be is be it be? Gasp be! I've read every book on pigs in the library and I'm still no closer to unraveling this language. Argh! [CRASH] Ah, you're probably disappointed in me huh, George? I just can't figure out the connection with Pigs! [GASPING] Pigs. Pigs. Pigs! They're at every important event in human history. It all comes back to pigs. That's it! The Old Tongue seems to be some sort of Pig Latin. And this symbol keeps popping up. What, what, what, what, what could it mean? [BANG] [SPEAKING PIG LATIN] [LAUGHING] [SPEAKING PIG LATIN] Aspgay! Yes. I have discovered your secret and mastered this Pig Latin. You may think it's just a fun game but you're playing with irefay. My research has uncovered what I believe to be a secret society. I don't know what their goal is, but if it's this secret, - it must be dangerous. - Uh, okay, you win, Robin. We'll stop with the Pig Latin, but don't be crazy. Yeah, it's not some evil secret society. It's just a fun play language. Nice pin you got there. [SPEAKING PIG LATIN] - I'm sorry. What was that? - Nothing. He was just saying that we should really be getting to the supermarket. Oh, yes. We have no more of the juice or eggs. Or bacon. So, uh, let's get that food. Let's see where they're really going. [BEEPING] Hmm. [ELEVATOR BELL RINGS] I know they didn't leave the tower. [BEEP] [SPEAKING PIG LATIN] [ELEVATOR BELL RINGS] Ow, ooh, ow, ouch, ugh! [BEEPING] Buy those eggs yet? You know how I feel about secrets. You're a good detective. It didn't take you long to follow the clues Starfire planted. - Star, not you? - I'm orrysay. Run! Before it's too late! Ah! [SPEAKING PIG LATIN] You must be the one behind the pigs. Show the Wise One respect. Speak in the Old Tongue. Be at ease, my suckling. Though it is distasteful to us, we can speak your ugly [SNORTING] language. No more secrets. I want the uthtray! If you believe yourself ready Ah! - Pigs! I knew it. - No. Aliens! For eons we traveled! [SNORTING] Searching for a planet to suit our needs. We finally found Earth. We used your puny species to build us a paradise. The plan is almost complete. And the time nigh for us pigs to rise up [SNORTING] and destroy mankind! And then, we nap! This is exactly why I hate secrets. - Titans, how could you be a part of this? - They're just so cute. I really wasn't paying attention. They have the most adorable curly tails. It didn't sound so bad in Pig Latin. All I heards was nap, yo. [SNORTING] Destroy them, my piglets! [PIGS SQUEALING] Before you destroy us, hear me out. [SPEAKING PIG LATIN] [CLAPPING] A moving speech. Pity. Estroyday emthay! [LASER BLASTS] [YELLING] [BLASTING] [BARKING AND GROWLING] [HOWLING] [PIGS SQUEALING] [SQUEALING] He's getting away! [CANON BLAST] [SQUEALING] Hyah! I am relieved to be free of the pig's influence. If not for Robin, we'd be swimming in some - dirty pig mud right now. - Where is he, anyway? I'm not here. Not listening to your conversation. What an eepcray. [LAUGHING] [PIG SQUEALING]