RoboPeck

The Beginning
(The scene begins with a rumbling volcano) (But it was really Macy's clay volcano for the Science Fair) (Later that day) Chorus
 * Abby: Volcano!
 * Pig: It's gonna blow!
 * Abby: Oooooh.
 * Pig: Cool.
 * Freddy: Eruptive.
 * Pip: Impressive.
 * Otis: Yeah, tiny pretend volcano; adorable.
 * Olive Doyle: So original.
 * Sci-Twi: Come on, Olive. This is really outstanding work.
 * -Well, it's great they getting into science.
 * Peck: Isn't it? The kids really outdid themselves for this year's science fair. You're next, Boil.
 * Boil: Ok, Mr. Peck. Behold! This robotic arm will take yo-yo playing into the 21st century. (demonstrates)
 * Otis: Hey, look at that go up and down. I'm never gonna get his time back.
 * Peck: And finally, here's litte Joey with his homemade peanut butter maker.
 * Otis: Yeah, that great. Well this sure has been fun but I---(sees Joey smashes the peanuts with a mallet)
 * Joey: Smashy. Smashy. (finishes making peanut butter)
 * Otis: Oh my cud, did you see that? He turn nuts into a completely different food.
 * Pip: Dude, are you serious.
 * -All he did was smash peanuts with a mallet.
 * -I wouldn't call it science. Probably culinary but not science.
 * Otis: Yeah, but they were hard and now they're creamy. Ha, wait a minute. We can use Boil's robot arm to take peanut butter making into the 21st century. (attaches the mallet to the robot arm)
 * Peck: Uh, Otis, maybe that's not such a good ide--(being pelted by the robot arm)
 * Otis: Whoopsie.
 * Joey: Smashy. Smashy. Smashy.
 * Abby: Poor Peck
 * Pig: Poor little guy.
 * Otis: Curse you, science!
 * Pip: Actually, Otis, you did this.
 * Lisa: All this happened just for your love of peanut butter.
 * Otis: Let's not wallow in the past. We got to fixed Peck. And there's only one way to do that. Peanut butter. (about to start whacking)
 * All: NO!!!!
 * -Let's try not making Peck into a even musher pile of bird.
 * -So you think we can help Peck; You know, get him back to his old non-mushed self?
 * -I don't know. He has been taking the most pain since we first got here. So I don't even know we can put him back together.
 * Pig: It's too bad we can't rebuild him like they did on that Bionic Janitor show.

Bionic Janitor (x5)


 * Mrs. Pfefferly: Billy, the school's super attendant is coming is 2 mintues. This place needs to be spick and span
 * Bionic Janitor: I'm on it, Mrs. Pfefferly. (super speeds mopping the floors, washing the mirrors and clearly the last spec of dirt on the seal; when we was done, he rockets through the roof)

Chorus

Bionic Janitor


 * Pip: Dude, that show stank.
 * Otis: Wait a minute. Maybe we can rebuild him. Boil, how did you make that robot arm you use to break Peck?
 * -Again you did that.
 * Boil: It was easy. I just followed the instructions on this Canadian technical manual called, Let's Make a Robot, eh?
 * Otis: Give me that book.
 * Boil: Well, why don't you just take it?
 * -Probably wants do say dramatically.
 * -Well what are we waiting for. We have a bionic rooster to built.
 * Otis: (narrating) Peck, a rooster barely alive. We can rebuild him. We can make him better, stronger; maybe give him one of those laser eye; oh, oh, and a DVD player; and and a soft serve yogurt attachment; that'll be cool.
 * Boil: Uh, Otis, maybe you should concentrate on what you're doing.
 * Otis: He's right. I should go to the beach this weekend. Anyway, we can rebuild him.

The Middle
(Everyone cheers) (Everyone gets scared) (Everyone runs away in panic) (All day, Peck helps out the barnyard like getting a frisbe off the silo, doing make up, heating up the mud for Pig, and making yogurt for everyone)
 * Pig: Don't worry guys. Peck is in good hands.
 * Pip: Dude, Otis has never operated before.
 * Pig: Ah. In that case, he probably won't make it
 * Otis: The operation was a complete success!
 * Otis: But I should warn you, Peck's a little....different now. He made take some time getting used to
 * Freddy: Peck's our friend. We'll accept him now matter what.
 * Peck: Hi, guys!
 * Freddy: It's a monster! Shun him!
 * Abby: What's wrong with him!
 * Otis: People, please! Just because Peck looks like a horrifying robot monster, doesn't mean he is one
 * Peck: Yeah, guys. Inside this metal shell, it's still the same old me. (sees fly) Target acquired! (shoots it)
 * Peck: Oh, who am I kidding? I am a freak.
 * Otis: No you're not Peck. Don't you see? With all your roboty skills, you can be a real help around here.
 * Peck: Hey, yeah. Maybe I can.

(Later that day, gang watches their previous adventures) (Everyone says they're sorry) (Suddenly Peck goes haywire and shuts down) Chorus
 * Otis: Nothing like watching home movies. Thanks Peck.
 * Peck: My pleasure, guys
 * Abby: I'm sorry we called you a hideous freak.
 * Peck: Oh, no need to apoligize. I'm just glad I can help out. In fact, I've never felt more useful.
 * Otis: In that case, who wants frozen pizza
 * Boil: Otis, maybe that's not a good idea.
 * Otis: Pizza is always a good idea, nerdlington. Escepcially with RoboPeck toaster Oven
 * Boil: But the book says that's the master control panel
 * Otis: Of pizza.
 * -No means we never programmed to handle pizza!
 * Peck: Otis, I feel kinda funny
 * Abby: He's oozing cheese
 * Boil: It's overloading his circuits!
 * Pooh: Are you quite alright, Peck?
 * Peck: (reboots) I am RoboPeck. My prime directive is to help.
 * Boil: His logic board is fried. Better shut him down for repairs.
 * Peck: You look hungry. Popcorn mode activated! (shoots popcorn at Boil)
 * Otis: Peck stop! What are you doing?!?!
 * Peck: Implementing my prime directive
 * Abby: That's it! You're out of control!
 * Peck: Your make up is smudge. Prepare for beautification. (draws on her face, making everyone scared)
 * Freddy: That's not her color.
 * Peck: Does anyone else need help? (pulls out extra arms)
 * -We're good!
 * Peck: Then my work here is done. (blasts off)
 * -Where's he going?
 * Pip: I think he's headed towards town.
 * -That can't be good.
 * Luna: I know. I left my Bionic Rooster remix tape in there.

Bionic Rooster (x5) (A few minutes later, the townspeople runs away from RoboPeck) (A few minutes later) (Otis comes out as a robot and everyone is amazed)
 * Abby: Oh no. We gotta stop him!
 * Pig: I'll say. Our pizza is still inside him!
 * Otis: Look, let's just all stay calm and maybe this whole thing can work itself out.
 * -Yeah, so Peck scared us to death. It's not like he's gonna go on a helping rampage.
 * -Guys, you need to take a look at this!
 * Peck: I am RoboPeck. I am here to help. (sees graffiti on the founder's statue) Unsightly graffiti. Intating clean-up mode. (blasted the statue) (sees a woman about to cross the sidewalk) You are extremly old. I will help you cross the street.
 * Old woman: Oh, why thank you, young man. I--(thrown across the street by Peck) How rude.
 * Hilly Burford: Hilly Burford, live from downtown, where some kind of laser-shooting robot ostrich is weaving a path of destruction!
 * Peck: Let me help you cross the street.
 * Hilly Burford: Hey, that's quite alright. Just put me down now. WHOA!!! (smashed in front of the camera)
 * Abby: We gotta do something before he destroys the whole town.
 * Otis: There's only one way to stop him.
 * Pip: Please don't say peanut butter.
 * -Or anything that has to do with a mallet.
 * Otis: There's only two ways to stop him
 * Boil: You mean?
 * Otis: Precisely! Come on, kids; we got a cyborg to built. (narrating) We can build a better cyborg. Better, stronger, with wheely feet. Oh, a holographic pancake maker.
 * Boil: Otis, you need to focus.
 * Otis: Right, sorry.
 * Boil: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present...RoboOtis.
 * Otis: No time to fawn over me. I got a town to save.
 * ???: You mean "we" have a town to save.
 * -Whose we?
 * Phineas Flynn: Me and Ferb as....(puts on helmet) The Beak! We'll meet you there, Otis. (blasted off)
 * Otis: Will do! Scanners online; spin cycle activated; jet packs engaged! (suddenly he couldn't take off)
 * -What happened?
 * Boil: You have to push this button. (pushed the button on his foot)
 * Otis: Now that's a weird place for a--(takes off) BUTTON!!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING!!! STOP SHARING!!! (heads off)
 * Pig: Make sure you come back! I'm doing a load of whites later!

The Ending
(The kids heads off to town) Chorus
 * Macy: Guys, we should head downtown too.
 * Boil: Too help Otis in his epic battle with Mr. Peck?
 * Macy: No to watch the awesome robot fight.
 * -We better go with them just to keep them safe.
 * -I hope Otis, Phineas and Ferb will be okay.
 * -I hope so too. I left my Bionic Bovine remix tape in Otis' suit.

Bionic Bovine (x5)

(Peck continues to wreck the town) (Both of them walks towards each other and slap each other until Peck trips Otis) (Peck grabs the gang and flies off as the police just arrived) (Back at the barnyard) The end.
 * Peck: (sees a car with the meter expired) This meter's expired. I will move the car. (lifts the car into the air)
 * Phineas: Hey, you!
 * Otis: (lands) RoboPeck, put it down!
 * Peck: (scans them) Unidentified Robot Bird. Unidentified Robot Cow, are you here to help?
 * Otis: No, we're here to stop you!
 * Peck: Then you must be neutralized! (throws car at Otis but he catches it) Egg grenades! (shoots eggs but Otis dodges them and grills one)
 * Otis: Laser udders! (shoots laser but Peck blocks it with a manhole lid
 * Macy: There they are.
 * Joey: Robot fight! Yay!
 * Otis: This end now.
 * Peck: Bring it on!
 * Otis: Hey, let's talk about this like two grown robots. (spun and thrown to the wall)
 * Macy: (gasps) Otis.
 * Otis: Kids, what are you doing here? This is way to dangerous
 * Peck: Enemy robot acquired.
 * Otis: Peck, stop; it's me, Otis! Don't you remember?
 * Peck: Name designation: Otis. Not found. Targeting missile. (pulls one out)
 * Otis: Missile?!?
 * -Whose bright idea was it to give him that?
 * Boil: My bad.
 * Peck: Prepare for termination.
 * Otis: Kids, get away! Save yourselves!
 * Macy: Okay, bye!
 * Boil: We'll always remember you.
 * Phineas: Remember? Otis, I have an idea to save Peck but I need a small object like a chick.
 * Otis: Got ya. Boil, come back toward danger!
 * Boil: Alright. But are you sure this is--(Otis throws him to Phineas and Ferb)
 * Phineas: Time to take a trip down memory lane. (throws Boil at Peck's DVD player)
 * Peck: DVD mode, initiated. Projecting images. (sees video of everyone being happy including himself) Barnyard.....f-f-friends.
 * Otis: That's it. Remember you beautiful, bionic, fowl, remember!
 * Peck: (goes haywire until the helmet comes off his head) Otis, kids, what am I doing here?
 * -Otis, the cops are coming!
 * Otis: No time to explain. Just fly us out of here.
 * Peck: Fly? I don't know how to fly.
 * Boil: It's this button. (pushes it)
 * Hilly Burford: (coming out of the manhole) Hey, where did those robots go? Maybe they went to Robot Land or maybe it was all a crazy dream. Or maybe...maybe there's a little robot inside everyone of us. Wow, everybody, I may have a concussion. (falls back down the hole)
 * Otis: Well, Peck, looks like your all healed. Now, let's get you out of this tin can.
 * Peck: Well, how are we gonna do that? These robot are welded together.
 * Abby: Oh, don't worry. We got it covered. We're using hi-tech science.
 * -Yeah, you won't even feel a thing.
 * -Yeah, about that---.
 * -What is it?
 * -We used some of the fairies magic and other hi-tech science stuff to make those suits for Otis, Phineas and Ferb.
 * Abby: In that case, we'll do the next best thing. Joey!
 * -(In Rita Loud's voice) Better take a lollipop. This might pinch a bit.
 * Joey: (with his mallet) Smashy. Smashy. Smashy!