What We Learned at Camp

1 [bird crowing] [cat meowing, mouse squeaking] [elephant trumpeting, lion roaring] Summer's here Let's get outside Pack your bags Hop in the ride Let's go, let's go This is gonna be so great - Oh, man - I can hardly wait! Summer camp Super summer hero camp Summer camp Super summer hero camp - They got lakes - We'll jump right in 'em - Canoe races - Yeah, we'll win 'em Stargazing, making wishes Summer love First-time kisses Hanging out Making new friends I hope this summer never ends Summer camp Super summer hero camp Summer camp Super summer hero camp - Roasting s'mores - Campfire songs So much fun You just can't go wrong Making memories, having fun Running around Hold up, shh What's that sound? Something's in the bush Over there - [roaring] - [all screaming] It's a bear! Run! Run! Run! Run! Summertime Fun! Fun! Fun! Summer camp Super summer hero camp Summer camp Super summer hero camp It's the last day of camp, homies. And you know what that means. It's time for the Camp Award Ceremony. [all cheering] And 'cause we don't wanna hurt anyone's self-esteem, you're all gonna get participation medals. Participation! [rock music] Just showing up No effort required You can't screw this up [bell dinging] I love the medals of the participation. Oh, yeah. Nothing gives a false sense of accomplishment - like a plastic medal. - Yes, Titans. The best reward is the one you get just for showing up. Hey guys. Now that summer camp is endin', - I just wanna say - [shushing] They're handing out the medals. [cheerful music] [Cyborg excitedly] Here it comes. Mine is coming. And that's all. Thanks for coming to superhero summer camp. And we'll see y'all next year. [yells] Hey! Where's our participation medals? Ooh. Sorry, fellows, but you're not getting any. [all gasp, clamoring] - That's ridiculous. - We deserve those medals. You better hands them over before you hurts our self-esteems. No can do. You guys didn't participate. While the other campers were learning valuable camp skills to pay the bills, ya'll spent your time getting Robin some smooches, waking up wolves with your crazy campfire show, and pretending to be pirates. Sorry, Titans, but you'll didn't learn anything. So, I can't give you any medals. [dramatic music] Participation [mellow music] You screwed it all up Didn't need to do nothing You just had to show up [crying hysterically] Oh, this self-esteem. How's I supposed to feel like the winner without a medals? [exclaims] How? I knew it. We're garbage. Well, on the bright side, I had a lot of fun with you guys. It's gonna be hard to go home today alone. - All by myself. - Would you shush your mush? We are wallowing in our failure. [all crying hysterically] Looks at all them good medals. [sighs in remorse] They's even glowing. Wish I had a spooky glowing medal. [humming] - [explosion] - [laughs cunningly] Welcome superhero campers, to camp Trigon. [laughs boisterously] Dad! What are you doing? Hi, honey. I'm just taking over the superhero summer camp using these cursed participation medals. Neat, huh? [chuckles] - Wait. Where are your medals? - We ain'ts gots none. - Are you kidding? Everyone got one. - Not us. But all you had to do is participate a little bit. Well, we didn't do that. And now our self-esteem is very, very low. - [groans] - Good. You really messed up my camp takeover plan. Capture them. [roars] [grunts] [grunts and groans] - [screams] - [groans] Raahhh! [shrieks] [groans] Hows they be so strong? [bone cracking] The participation medals are amplifying their self-esteem. We got to get out of here. [dramatic music] - Oh, mans, this is terrible. - Truly there has never been a lower moment for the Teen Titans. [drum beating] It's okay, guys. We can still save the other campers. [in serious tone] I thought I told you to hush your mush. Who cares about the other campers? We are the upset, because we did not receive - the medals of the participation. - It's not too late, Titans. All we have to do is demonstrate what we learned in camp and they'll have to give us the medals we deserve. - But we ain'ts learned nothing! - That's not true. We learned that thighs are the most attractive part of the body. And we learned that laughter attracts wolves. - [laughing maniacally] - [wolf howling] [excitedly] Oh, yeah. And we learned that creepy baseball players like to hang out in the woods. And we's learned to be pirates. Yo ho, oh, yo ho - Yeah. - Yeah. Perhaps we did gain the knowledge, but the self-esteem is so very, very low. Then we'll just pretend to believe in ourselves. Everyone, show me some false confidence. [in dull voice] Wow, very exciting. - [in dull voice] The yay. - Whoo-hoo. [chuckles] That's almost convincing. [upbeat music] Now, let's stop Trigon by using the valuable lessons we learned this week. [enthusiastically] Titans, Go! [dramatic music] [laughs maliciously] Yes. These evil arts and crafts will make this superhero army unstoppable. - [explosion] - [laughs maniacally] Titans, we need to pacify these heroes. - Starting with this one. - She appears to be the formidable foe. Don't worry. I'll sweep her off her feet using the romantic skills I learned here at camp. [intense music] Thighs! Thighs! Who that guy with the Thighs! Thighs! My, oh, my! [grunts] [groans] All right. Now let's get those campers laughing. [enthusiastically] Hello, fellow heroes. Are you ready for some good old-fashioned jocularity? Waka, waka, waka, waka. [clears throat] Row, row, row your boat Gently down - [groans] - The streams! [all laughing] [music] [growling] [all screaming] - [growling] - [all screaming] [strained groaning] [dramatic music] This is it, Titans. Trigon is just beyond those guards. Don't worry. I got this. - [roaring] - [women screaming] [growling] [screams] How well do you like baseball? [all cheering] - [explosion] - [groans] Fools. Did you really think you could defeat the camp counselor so easily? [snaps fingers] With the Teen Titans out of the way, no one would be left to stop me. Camp Trigon will take over the world! [laughs boisterously] We're not finished yet, Trigon. [laughing] How could you hope to defeat my self-esteem powered superhero army? By using the most important thing we learned at camp. [unsheathes swords] How to be pirates. [ship horn honks] All aboard, me hearties. [intense music] Yah! [laughs] Dysentery! [indistinct shouting] [roars] Destroy them. [laughs] Titans, go! Taste me blade, you rapscallion. [grunts]. [intense music] [swords clashing] [bird crowing] [firing] [screaming] Ha! Ha! [grunts] [firing] [grunts] [whistles] - [bees buzzing] - [screams] Captain. I just wanted to say - I'm really gonna miss - Not now. - Ready the canon! - Aye-the-aye. Fire! [gun firing] [growls] Enough! - [explosion] - [all screaming] Pathetic. It's no wonder you didn't get participation medals. [yells] You're not worthy of the power of self-esteem. - You're wrong, Trigon. - [yells] What? I got to be a member of the Teen Titans this week and that gives me more self-esteem than anyone! That sense of self-worth. It's astounding. [upbeat instrumental music] [grunts and groans] [strained grunting] See you next summer. Love you, honey, bye. [all cheering] - [sobbing] - [car honks] We did it, Titans. There's just one more order of business. Hey, we demand our participation medals. Pass them over, fool. That's a wickety-wack idea, fellas. Haven't you learned anything? Nah, we spent all day proving we learned things. Whatever you say. Finally, we shall have the modicum of the self-worth. - Yeah. - All right. Well, I guess I'll be going. - [Cyborg] That sounds pretty good to me. - You enjoy yourself. Even though I'd be a great sixth Titan - to have around for awhile. - Right on. I could join the team, by the way, and find a place. [shushes] Shush your mush. I just had an idea. [bell dings] Bumblebee, how would you like to be - the sixth Titan? - Really? [excitedly] Of course, I will. [all cheering] - You know what that means. - New title sequence, baby! Go! [title music] [Beast Boy] And Bumblebee [Robin] And Bumblebee [Raven] And Bumblebee T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S And Bumblebee - Teen Titans, let's go - [Cyborg] And Bumblebee [vocalizing] Teen Titans, go [all unisono] And Bumblebee