Ghostbusters: The Video Game


 * Ray Stantz: (On TV) Are you troubled by strange noises in the night?
 * Egon Spengler: (On TV) Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
 * Peter Venkman: (On TV) Have you or your family actually seen a spook, specter or ghost?
 * Ray Stantz: (On TV) If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute.
 * Peter Venkman: (On TV) Just pick up the phone and call the professionals!
 * Egon Spengler: (On TV) Call the...
 * Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz and Egon Spengler: (On TV) Ghostbusters! We're ready to believe you!
 * Peter Venkman: (On TV) Franchises available soon! Call for details.
 * (All cameras go haywire)
 * Security Guard: Oh! Russell! Hey, man. You near the East Wing?
 * Russell: Yep.
 * Security Guard: (On Radio) B-b-by the new Gozer exhibit?
 * Russell: Yeah. Why?
 * Security Guard: (On Radio) There's something headed your way!
 * Russell: Wait. I hear something. I'm gonna take a look. [One exhibit's eyes glow]
 * Security Guard: (On Radio) You wanna hear something really creepy? I was reading about Shandor, you know the guy who donated most of the Gozer stuff. He was into the occult. You know, the supernatural. Weird dude!
 * Russell: (Startled at the sight of a skeleton exhibit) Uhh, why don't we talk about it some other time. Any other time. (Waves flashlight. He sees a woman running) AAAAA! Hey, you can't be in here. Stop! (Sees a blue shockwave.) AAAAAAAAA!
 * (Shockwave reaches to the whole of New York.)
 * Janine Melnitz: (On phone) Ghostbusters. Is your haunting an apparition, poltergeist, phantasm, wraith, banshee, demon, spectre, tortured soul or - [pauses] What? (Shows a trapped Slimer) No. We do not summon dead family members and catch them so you ask them the combination of your safe. Yeah, well, same to you, pal.
 * Ray Stantz: Hey! It's the new cadet. Welcome aboard!
 * (Ray is wearing an improved proton pack. Egon is fixing it.)
 * Egon Spengler: This might be a little dangerous.
 * Ray Stantz: Great. Danger is our life.
 * Egon Spengler: We'll start at fifty-percent capacity. That should keep any burning or tissue damage to minimum.
 * Peter Venkman: Hey. If you're gonna burn any tissue, do it to the new kid. You can't use Ray. Our mortgage in his name.
 * Ray Stantz: I guess he's right. What's your name, kid?
 * Peter Venkman: No names, Ray. I don't want to get too attached to this kid. You know, just in case. You remember what happened to the last guy? (Rookie places in the pack) He's tuned and ready to go.
 * Egon Spengler: You may feel a little tingle. Good. We've perfected an extensive and rigorous training regimen that will teach you all your equipment's basic functions.
 * Ray Stantz: It takes some time to achieve Master Throw Skill, but it's definitely worth the effort.
 * (The blue shockwave approaches them)
 * Egon Spengler: Was that us?
 * Ray Stantz: I don't think so.
 * Peter Venkman: Ray?
 * Ray Stantz: Had to be some sort of Psi energy pulse! Substantial! A significant collected and centralized necromantic convulsion level seven or more.
 * Egon Spengler: Agreed. We need EMF measurement checks now.
 * (Slimer's cage cracks)
 * Janine Melnitz: I know the answer, but I'm gonna ask anyway... is a level seven, uh, whatever ...bad? Or very bad?
 * Egon Spengler: On a scale of one to ten, I would say...
 * Peter Venkman: Let me guess. It's a seven. Let's just say we're about to get real busy. (Slimer escapes) And that is not the fun kind of getting busy - is it, Ray?
 * Ray Stantz: Look out. Slimer's escaped again!
 * Peter Venkman: (Sarcastically speaking) No, wait. Come back.
 * Ray Stantz: Slimer went that way! Follow him!
 * Egon Spengler: There it is. It seems oddly drawn to the containment grid.
 * Ray Stantz: He's been fascinated with it ever since you added the viewer to the unit. Okay. Easy now, cadet. I'll talk you through this. Use the proton steam to get his attention. No! Not the Containment Unit! That's some highly sensitive equipment you're disintegrating there, kid! Oops! You let one out!
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Peter's communicator) That's my fault. I was fine-tuning the interspatial gasket this afternoon. I'll fix it. You two get those ghosts back.
 * Ray Stantz: He went into the sub-basement! And his escape friend went with him! Hmm. Come on kid, we got a job for ya. Taking the right precautions, Slimer's harmless. Uh, more or less. Not sure about the other guy, though... Okay, let's go get 'em, then. Oh, and don't sweat the containment unit. it's easy to get excited your first time out with the proton steam. Egon will fix it in no time. Now, first and foremost, before things get out of hand. You want to get to know your proton pack. It can be your best friend out there in the field. Everything you need to know is displayed on the pack itself! Here's where you keep an eye on your current physical condition. The more green that's on the bar, the more damage you can sustain and still stay on your feet. The bar indicates your pack's heat level. When it gets to the top, you'll went to vent the pack and keep it from shorting out and resetting. For the most part, capturing a ghost is pretty straightforward. We break it into three basic steps: Sap 'em, Cap 'em, and Trap 'em. Special entities derive all their strength from an accumulation of PK energy. Blasting them with your proton stream or other offensive equipment helps to dissipate that energy. Dissipating their PK energy also makes them easier to capture. Do it again! See that overlay on the ghost? It indicates the current accumulation of a ghost's PKE. The The more you disperse, the weaker it becomes. Ooh! We lost Slimer! There it is! Ugh. And I thought Slimer was disgusting. All right, you've got it good and winded. Next stage: Cap 'em! You can project a capture stream, or wrangler, manually, using this control. On the other hand, the pack will detect when a ghost is sufficiently weakened and auto-select the capture stream setting. Get in there and throw a capture stream on that tub of goo! Fantastic! You've got it! Soon as your ghost is in your capture stream, the slam meter begins to slowly charge. Whoops! Monkey suit doesn't like that! You've gotta fight him to keep him in the cone! Very nice, cadet. You've got some real promise! Oh and always remember to retrieve your trap!
 * Egon Spengler: Did you get them?
 * Ray Stantz: Ah, we're batting .500. Slimer slipped out. Our cadet bagged his first one through! A very nasty customer. Oh, and you've got to be very careful about crossing the streams. In a word: don't do it.
 * Egon Spengler: Seriously.
 * Ray Stantz: Stings like the dickens, too.
 * Peter Venkman: Hey, how come this mump gets all the new stuff?
 * Egon Spengler: He's our new "Experimental Equipment Technician".
 * Peter Venkman: He gets a cool tile, too?
 * Ray Stantz: It means he gets to carry around a bunch of untested, extremely, dangerous hardware that if not handled correctly could blow him somewhere into New Jersey.
 * Peter Venkman: Oh, this knucklehead lugs around our very dangerous prototype hardware that could potentially blow us into New Jersey? Thanks! Keep the title, kid. It'll work hard on you. Scooter? We need to go, let's roll.
 * Vigo: I see evil of the times to come. You will remember paying $1.45 for gas and will weep hot tears for yesterday. What was will be. What is, will be no more. Did you know that the human large intestine, when stretched out, will wrap around a city block? You have to get a running start.
 * Egon Spengler: Where to, Ray?
 * Ray Stantz: The Sedgewick Hotel. It's the first place that little spud go.
 * Egon Spengler: Right. Back to the initial manifestation point.
 * Ray Stantz: They've got a real buffet.
 * Peter Venkman: It's a great one. When Winston returns from the opera, extend an invitation to join us at our table at the Sedgewick. Hey you! You're up, buddy! Training will be on the job tonight. Try not to destroy too many Manhattan landmarks... that's our job.
 * Sedgewick Hotel Manager: That disgusting green blob is up on the 12th floor again, wreaking havoc! I demand a refund right now!
 * Peter Venkman: Sir, if you check the fine print on our invoice.
 * Ray Stantz: Invoices. Right, invoices... you'll see that your warranty on re-haunting expired some time ago. You should've taken the extended service agreement.
 * Egon Spengler: I'm getting some interesting PKE spikes here. Disturbances don't seem to be exclusive to the 12th floor. I'd like the chance to look around the building a little more.
 * Ray Stantz: Good. Dug up what you can. That little greenie shouldn't cause us too much trouble.
 * Peter Venkman: Well, hello. You're perfectly safe now, Miss. The Ghostbusters are here.
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Back off, loser. Never gonna happen.
 * Peter Venkman: Haha. That approach rarely works with me. I'll show you why later.
 * Ray Stantz: Ah, by the way, cadet, we get paid by the job, not by the hour. Let's go. Alright, ace, get ready.
 * Peter Venkman: Dr. Stantz, if you'd do the honors?
 * Ray Stantz: Proud to, Dr. Venkman.
 * Peter Venkman: Part of our settlement with the city: proton packs must remain off in heavily populated public areas.
 * Ray Stantz: And in close quarters. It minimizes the city's liabilities and satisfies the restraining order the maid here had put on us.
 * Peter Venkman: World we live today. You shoot a proton stream of highly charged particles at someone...they get all sue-happy.
 * Ray Stantz: It's him!
 * Peter Venkman: Nice. Now we got another plaintiff. Aw, come on, Ray! I'm the one that gets a face full of slime every time the little green buddy escapes! He doesn't even know me well enough to hate me.
 * Ray Stantz: Ah, yow! Jeez.
 * Peter Venkman: We're burning daylight, pilgrim. Can we get outta here?
 * Ray Stantz: Alright...showtime. We wear him out, then we capture him. That's what your proton steam is for. You've got him on the run! C'mon, let's go! Peter!
 * Peter Venkman: Nah, I've seen this one already. Know how it ends. You two have fun though. I'll cover the elevators and escort any ladies safely to their rooms.
 * Ray Stantz: Yeah, ok. And this signal looks just like your elusive little targeted entity. Your meter will flash and buzz when it detects a potential signal. The Paragoggles are linked directly to your active PKE Meter. This lets you see otherwise undetectable phenomena, while you track it. Ghost trails, object auras, all kinds of cool events! Now, when the center bar packs, you're headed in the right direction. When its flat, you're following a cold trail. Line the target up with the smallest circle for the best scan. Okay! You got it! Now, just take a scan. Way to go! Red signifies a hidden ghost. Green indicates an environmental paranormal anomaly. Blue means an active sample. You're red hot! Careful! Getting a good scan is sort of like taking a good snapshot. Careful! Phew! Whoa! He's definitely been here. An 'active sample' is something you can collect, like a cursed artifact. We get paid extra for everything we scan and collect. Then we roll it back into Research and Development. The extra funds let us experiment with new equipment and offensive technologies. Which, is turn, you get to wear on your back to test. Remember, you can always review techniques, tutorials, and equipment in your online Ghostbusters Field manual. It's all accessible from your PKE Meter.
 * Peter Venkman: Ray! I don't feel good!
 * Ray Stantz: Peter, come in! You okay?
 * Peter Venkman: Uh-oh. Man down! We've got a man down!
 * Ray Stantz: Go, go, go! C'mon! Shake a leg! You can move faster than that, can't you? Double-time, cadet! He's been slimed! Again! Hustle over here and help him up, will ya?
 * Peter Venkman: How did this even happened? I was covering the elevators! The mutant stromboli snuck up on me. (after being slimed by Slimer a second time) Gaaah, funkified again!!!
 * Ray Stantz: When one of us goes down, we always help each other out. It's all about teamwork.
 * Peter Venkman: Oh, no, my friend. That was back in the pre-smiling era. Right now, it's all about payback!
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Peter's communicator) You guys need to get down here immediately. Our live-in science experiment is tearing apart the lobby, and he's not alone.
 * Ray Stantz: More ghosts? But we gave this hotel a clean bill of health five years ago.
 * Egon Epengler: (heard from Peter's communicator) New people die everyday.
 * Ray Stantz: Call the elevator, Junior. Alright, Slimer! You've had your fun! The elevator's off limits! Egon, come in. I think we're stuck in the elevator. We need some HELP!
 * Peter Venkman: Think we're stuck? Well, let's see... Think we're stuck, think we're stuck, think we're stuck... Ray, you guys uh...good with officially stuck in the elevators? Show of hands...
 * Ray Stantz: Here it comes...
 * Peter Venkman: Kill it, Ray!
 * Egon Spengler: Need a hand?
 * Peter Venkman: You always fail me, Ray? Don't you?
 * Ray Stantz: Nevermind the Onionhead for now. The ghost with the red cap is fighting hard to hold, stasis!
 * Peter Venkman: Come on! He's a New York bellhop! Just tip him, will ya!
 * Egon Spengler: The convulsive PK shockwave really stirred the nest. Man, this lobby is so wrecked!
 * Peter Venkman: Can we please call Winston and tell him his night off has officially ended?
 * Ray Stantz: More of them! They've split up!
 * Egon Spengler: Ray, follow me! The others are floating back upstairs. Venkman, you two pull our friend Slimer into a trap as fast as you can. There's a massive bulge in these spikes indicating this isn't just come routine clearing job.
 * Peter Venkman: He gets so bossy when he hasn't had his nap. Hey now... is that honey-gazed ham ...and prime rib? There. The Alhambra Ballroom. No way he could pass that up.
 * Sedgewick Hotel Manager: Absolutely not! You can't go in, the Rodriquez Bar Mitzvah is set to start in half an hour!
 * Peter Venkman: I'll bet the beef brisket is today's special.
 * Sedgewick Hotel Manager: ...and you've done quite enough already. I'm sure the... thing ...will just go away... I...I'm... willing to risk it. You're not going in there!
 * Peter Venkman: That's all we needed to hear. Alright, we're out! Coffee time, everyone! Service has been declined beyond this point.
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Peter's communicator) Sounds like the Alhambra's off-limits...
 * Peter Venkman: The shuntz say. Nobody slimes Pete Venkman twice and gets away with it.
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Peter's communicator) Be careful, Peter. Remember the Ellis Island incident?
 * Peter Venkman: The Alhambra should be right through...here. Hello? Chef? Okay, champion. You lead for a while. Alright, don't touch the slime. It's slimy...and it's extremely dangerous. Yaaghhh! You'd think I'd be used to that stuff by now! Nothing to worry about. Most kitchens have self starting pilot lights. Okay, I dare ya! Everything but the kitchen sink. This is why I eat out of a can. Alright, check this out. To trap him, you've gotta grab him and to grab him, use the other half of the Proton Wand: the Capture Stream. That's all there is to it. You just throw this junk anywhere. We don't stick around and clean up. You know, I thought that guy said 'Rodriguez Bar Mitzvah.' Would it kill him to mix in a green salad once in a while? I'm gonna take backup. Blast him until he's dazed and then throw your capture stream on him. Good, good. That's it, buddy. You've got the little monster breathing hard. Got him! Now trey to hold him still - you gotta wear him down. When he's tired, you'll be able to put his sorry crater of a butt into the trap. Yeah! Perfect! See? That's a big wow. That'll teach that pitful goop-sack to slime Pete Venkman. And, by extension,...you. Perhaps a place setting disturbed. Still pretty much ready. Full go for the Rodriguez blowout.
 * (Sedgewick Hotel Manager arrives)
 * Sedgewick Hotel Manager: The Alhambra Ballroom! The Bar Mitzvah! What have you done? The guests are arriving in fifteen minutes!
 * Peter Venkman: And what seems to be your problem? Thanks to me and my new exclusively assigned recruit here, the festivities can now proceed in an entirely ghost-free environment, so you're welcome. Eh? And to the Rodriguez: L'Chaim from the Ghostbusters!
 * Ray Stantz: Nice of you guys to join us. You grab the little spud?
 * Peter Venkman: Ray, we need to heart-to-blob talk with this one or we are gonna have discipline issues when he's a teenager.
 * Ray Stantz: Oh-oh! Heads up! Your initiation is over! Now give us a hand! We've got a couple of really persistent, troublesome spirits here! Nice streaming. You're getting hang of it. Good trap work.
 * Sedgewick Hotel Manager: Who's going to pay for all of this?!
 * Ray Stantz: No need to worry, sir. As you know, the Mayor rode to office on a strictly pro-Ghostbusters platform, and we now invoice the city directly for all captures and eliminations. An unhaunted New York is a tourist friendly New York.
 * Sedgewick Hotel Manager: No... the damage!
 * Egon Spengler: The Mayor and city have taken out an extensive insurance policy as well so you're covered.
 * Peter Venkman: Honestly, I'm sensing some hostility here. Perhaps we should just leave the ghosts here if that's what you would prefer, sir.
 * Sedgewick Hotel Manager: No... no. But please, be discreet.
 * Ray Stantz: Discretion is our professional watch word. Head's up! Whoa! Where did HE come from?!
 * Egon Spengler: I suppose we should go after him. Unless you want to discuss it first?
 * Ray Stantz: Cadet. Go with Dr. Spengler. Check out the angry fisherman.
 * Egon Spengler: This way. Looks like he's drifting upstairs. Shh. Look out! Can't get across there! Move! Take the lead! Take this map!
 * Ray Stantz: Hey! Is there a bathtub overflowing up there?
 * Egon Spengler: More specifically: a 7000-cubic meter bathtub filled with prontonically charged seawater? And, um, sea cucumbers? Ray, did you tell the recruit about semi-dimensional rift entities? This type of highly agitated environment is a likely manifestation point.
 * (Egon Spengler, Ray Stantz and Peter Venkman arrives)
 * Egon Spengler: Good work. You are alright?
 * Ray Stantz: Nice going! You might really be the right person for this job.
 * Peter Venkman: Yes, you have destroyed a significant section of a five-star New York hotel in just under three hours. Your mother and I are so proud. Aren't we, Egon?
 * Egon Spengler: He's got something! Let's track it down!
 * Peter Venkman: Egon? Ray? This is something new for us, isn't it? First one I've ever seen! It's some type of highly focused anthropomorphic animator: an entity which artifacts familiar objects to itself so it can materially manifest its rage!
 * Egon Spengler: It's generating a field of attraction so strong that it's able to reassemble its component parts! Wrangle it!
 * Ray Stantz: Yank it out of there.
 * Egon Spengler: Wrangle it away.
 * Peter Venkman: I thought I didn't like knives and forks flying at me. But, when knives and forks become a big angry giant, that's really me not liking it. A lot. Happens everyday, right? Anybody hear from Zeddemore?
 * Winston Zeddemore: Uh, guys? I'm right outside. And so is something else.
 * Peter Venkman: Gosh we've missed you, partner. Glad you could make it. But first, how was Aida? Mhmm. Well, we had to make do with, uh, this new specimen here.
 * Winston Zeddemore: I've been trying to get here for over four hours, Peter! Traffic is a little blocked right now!
 * Ray Stantz: Wait...I know that thud...
 * Egon Spengler: Winston, what do you see out there?
 * Winston Zeddemore: It's big, it's clean and soft and white. And you all aren't gonna like it.
 * Ray Stantz: No... this is not possible. Not here. Now now. not again! (Looking at the Stay Puft Marshmallow man) It wasn't me this time, I swear it.
 * Peter Venkman: Pull it together, Ray. What do we have that can stop that cheap confection?
 * Winston Zeddemore: Ray, weren't you gonna finish up the install of the Super Slammer today?
 * Ray Stantz: The Super Slammer? Sounds untested, tacky and exciting. I'm in. But will it work?
 * Egon Spengler: Against the minions of a god? That was never the intent, but in theory I suppose it could. But a Muon trap of this capacity has never been used, or even tried before.
 * Peter Venkman: Uh-huh and why would that stop guys that don't know any better?
 * Winston Zeddemore: Yeah, man. What are we? The FDA?
 * Egon Spengler: We'll have to clear a path through this mess first. Get moving! His reside is animating!
 * Ray Stantz: Lordy help us! Stay Puft is somehow hatching these... mini minions from himself. Well, there's paranormal physiology for ya. Always something to make your stomach turn. Nettlesome little yaprpers!...and yet today they look so darn tasty. Blast 'em.
 * Egon Spengler: Multiple class 5 FRV's! Inbound! Ray, prepare the Muon trap.
 * Peter Venkman: Switching on the Muon trap.
 * Ray Stantz: Ah, yeah! My favorite song: 'Switched-on Muon trap!'
 * Winston Zeddemore: Oh yeah! I'm LIKING the Super Slammer!
 * Egon Spengler: Throw all the ghosts you capture at the Slammer. You can relinquish your handheld unit.
 * Peter Venkman: I dreaded you when you were alive. You're worse! And whoa! Ohh! What, big soap shortage in the afterlife, guys?! Don't give them change! You're only encouraging them!
 * Egon Spengler: Venkman, we need to have a talk about tolerance!
 * Peter Venkman: Uh, Ray? Can you stop the car for a minute?
 * Egon Spengler: No. No if we're going to catch up to our old friend. I'm detecting something...significant... ...behind us.
 * Winston Zeddemore: What is it? Am I hearing wings?
 * Egon Spengler: Class six!...kinetic animators! Multiple contacts!
 * Winston Zeddemore: Grab him ans slam him, noob!
 * Egon Spengler: Interesting. Ghosts and gargoyles.
 * Ray Stantz: Hey! That was a game: 'Ghosts and Gargoyles', a game we played when I was in the Seminary.
 * Peter Venkman: Ghosts and Gargoyles. What dink game didn't you play? Do you have your eight-sided dice with you? What a... what a... what's uh... what a... wha... what do we do?
 * Egon Spengler: It's not vaporizing fast enough. There's too much of it.
 * Peter Venkman: Damn! We were starting to make good time, too.
 * Ray Stantz: And I thought it couldn't become any harder to get around Manhattan. Any ideas?
 * Egon Spengler: Well, we're not getting through that way now!
 * Winston Zeddemore: Hey, cut through this alley. We might be able to head off Stay Puft.
 * Ray Stantz: We need to find a way out of this mess. See, it's either you or Egon, Ray or Winston.
 * Winston Zeddemore: I've had just about enough of the Marshmallow Parade. Let's go see if we can find us a shortcut. You with me? Are you kidding me? Haunted laundromat? That looks like our ticket. That tanker's leaking gas all over the place. That is a serious safely hazard, man.
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Winston's communicator) I wanted to test these first, but since we're waiving that safety step today anyway, you should be aware that I modified the Neutrona Wand which normally releases the particle stream.
 * Winston Zeddemore: Wow! It's like Christmas came early!
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Winston's communicator) Earlier than what? They started Christmas before Halloween this year! Santa came to my house dressed as Dracula!
 * Winston Zeddemore: Boston darts should do the trick! You guys might wanna stand back.
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Winston's communicator) How far, exactly?
 * Winston Zeddemore: Back... WAY back.
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Winston's communicator) Do I still have eyebrows? Same old, same old.
 * Winston Zeddemore: I said "way back."
 * Egon Spengler: Nicely done. Great job, kid!
 * Peter Venkman: Yeah, combustible gasoline. It's the future. Egon, once again on the Super Slammer. I, uh...dog ate my homework.
 * Egon Spengler: It's a prototype, Peter. Do you recall the memo from you about you getting too many memos on prototypes?
 * Peter Venkman: Well, I did write that memo.
 * Egon Spengler: We've mounted a high-expansion, rapid cycle multiple ghost absorber. It's faster and larger than our portable units.
 * Peter Venkman: Am I in jeopardy? Is this a big enough stick to roast this guy? Okay, okay!
 * Egon Spengler: Potentially. But our exposure to inter-dimensional deities has been only marginal to date, so it would be wise to anticipate some error.
 * Peter Venkman: Yahh! You know, for a big guy, he fights awfully sneaky. You should tie a bell around his neck.
 * Ray Stantz: Wrong way, peach fuzz. Come here. 'Hindenburg: The Opera'? Wasn't that show shut down when the stage caught fire and killed the cast?
 * Peter Venkman: I read the reviews. Oh the humanity!
 * Ray Stantz: I had to say that.
 * Winston Zeddemore: That's right. Ruthless producers. They just reopened it last week. It's crackling. There must be something really bad about this place.
 * Egon Spengler: Grab a full scan.
 * Ray Stantz: Good idea. We should probably have a look around.
 * Peter Venkman: Guess that means we're not alone here.
 * Ray Stantz: Yep. These are unusual flux patterns.
 * Peter Venkman: Whoa, wait! Don't touch that!
 * Ray Stantz: That's what I thought. Black slime.
 * Peter Venkman: Black slime is a hazardous form of ectoplasmic residue. Toxic to both body and soul. Very dangerous. Egon and I haven't developed clothes and boots sufficient enough to insulate against the negative psychokinetic efforts of this stuff yet, so be careful.
 * Winston Zeddemore: In other words, the stains don't ever come out.
 * Peter Venkman: Whoa!
 * Winston Zeddemore: Watch yourself!
 * Egon Spengler: Look out! The Fat Lady's singing!
 * Peter Venkman: She is so over.
 * Ray Stantz: Looks like an opera singer, and a hefty one at that. Peter, you better take her.
 * Peter Venkman: What's that supposed to mean? I'm a chubby chaser? I take out one plump girl on a blind date, like her personality and you guys can't let it go.
 * Winston Zeddemore: I don't have time for you right now, gargoyle!
 * Peter Venkman: More of them!
 * Winston Zeddemore: What just did a service to humanity, kid. Hindenburg is a terrible show.
 * Ray Stantz: Times Square, post-urban renewal. All shiny and clean. I love it!
 * Peter Venkman: Say, is that him?
 * Egon Spengler: He's hard to miss.
 * Peter Venkman: Egon, how close do we have to get the big trap to reel him in?
 * Egon Spengler: A lot closer than this.
 * Peter Venkman: What's he up to now?
 * Ray Stantz: He's...looking for something.
 * Egon Spengler: Is he looking for something or someone?
 * Reporter: If you can see behind me, the streets are in absolute chaos! Authorities are doing everything they can to quell the panic and maintain order. It is madness out here! The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, star of popular children's television show, is on a rampage! This is NOT the Stay Puft we've come to love! Fortunately, the Ghostbusters have arrived to put everything back to normal!
 * Egon Spengler: It's damaged. I've got to fix it or we won't stand a chance.
 * Ray Stantz: We need to get here to there...make sure the big boy doesn't find whatever he's looking for!
 * Egon Spengler: Good strategy. It's dangerous, though...that's a lot of open ground to cover.
 * Peter Venkman: Alright, sport. Looks like it's me and you. Let's go across Times Square and get into the building Stay Puft is so interested in. You guys keep him off us if you think you can!
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Peter's communicator) He knows you're there, Ray! I don't think he likes it.
 * Ray Stantz: Yep. He spotted us. Keep moving! Keep away from those feet! He'll stomp you into jelly! Soften him up with your Boston Darts! Boson Darts should do the trick. Nice Boson, that really dinged him! Great job! Now see if he wants... S'more...get it? I'm funny too ya know.
 * Peter Venkman: Here he comes! Evasive maneuvers! Stick close to me and as far away from him as you can!
 * Ray Stantz: Venkman! You gotta distract him! Venkman! Are you getting coffee?! Venkman's getting coffee! Pepper him with Boson Darts! Stay on your toes!
 * Peter Venkman: Follow me quick! Draw him over here. Boy! He's really mad! Stay on my six! There's our way in! Break for it! It's okay! Ghostbusters! Just a Level 5 thought-from Crossrip! The professionals are here! Everybody calmly exit the street! Make no sudden movements! Uh-oh! He didn't find what he was looking for on the bottom floors. Come on. We've got to get to the top floors!
 * Hotel Manager: All full. Going up. He, uh, just passed gas. Catch the next one.
 * Peter Venkman: Relax, sir. We handle foul vapors all the time.
 * Hotel Manager: "Let's stay in for lunch", you said. "Why leave the building?", you said. "It'll be quiet", you said. You know you're fired?
 * Guy: You're right. I secretly know our lives would be in danger and thought "Hey, I'll make sure I trap Mark with me inside an elevator!".
 * Peter Venkman: Excuse us. Ghostbusters to the rescue! Stay with me, Hoss! I'm sure there's more fun up ahead. Aww, I missed him. Huh? We've stirred up a hornet's nest, kid. Uh-oh. No sudden movements! Okay...it sure got quiet all of sudden... They're in the vents! They're in the vents! Don't let them circle behind you! Yuck! I'm covered in marshmallow minion goo! Stay Puft is working overtime generating these little creeps. Watch out! They're smart! Whew! The janitors are gonna have to break out the BIG brooms tomorrow morning. Let's go. Oh, man!
 * Ray Stantz: Venkman, come in please. It's pandemonium up here - chucks of the building missing everywhere. You are required at this site now!
 * Peter Venkman: (heard from Ray's communicator) I'm so happy to be demand but these sugarballs have got me nailed down. I can't get past 'em. They're disgusting! And they're unhealthy!
 * Ray Stantz: Uh, did I mention there's a spectacularly beautiful day in distress?
 * Peter Venkman: (heard from Ray's communicator) I'll be right there.
 * Ray Stantz: Alright. Showtime.
 * Woman: Aaaaah! No! Somebody help me!
 * Ray Stantz: Easy now, Miss. Just relax. No sudden movements. You're perfectly safe now. Sudden movements! Sudden movements! Wow! Check it out, kid! What a view, huh?! Manhattan! I love it!!
 * Peter Venkman: Scooter, we need to go, let's roll. It's okay. Dr. Venkman has you. You're fine now.
 * Ray Stantz: You didn't spill your coffee, did you Peter?
 * Peter Venkman: Ray, I got coffee for all of us. But the little monster spilled it. And what's the story with those things, anyway?
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: W...was that a Manifestation of Gozer?
 * Peter Venkman: Uh. Yeah, probably. It just may be. Could be. Would you like to take the most direct route outta here or the scenic route? It's lady choice.
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: There's a stairwell over here. Let's go!
 * Peter Venkman: Whew! Yeah, grace under pressure. I appreciate in that lady.
 * Ray Stantz: Okay, slugger. Let's you and me do this quick and quiet. Before tubby soft-squeeze out there figures out what we're up to.
 * Peter Venkman: I think tubby soft-squeeze has dog ears, Ray! We go up then. To the roof!
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Aaaaah!
 * Peter Venkman: Well, hello there.
 * Ray Stantz: Stay Puft spotted us! Move! Move! Not much longer, cadet! That way!
 * Peter Venkman: Well, that' some relief.
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Stay back! Oh no!
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Ray's communicator) I don't mean to alarm you, but we lost sight of Stay Puft.
 * Ray Stantz: Strong signal! Get its attention! That's how you do it! Great job, you guys! Ha! Free s'mores for everybody, from 54th street to 5th Avenue! Happy Thanksgiving!
 * (After Ray, the Rookie, and Peter knock off The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from the building they're on)
 * Peter Venkman: (looking down the building) Here he goes, let's see if he comes all the way down to- Oh! not quite, didn't make it. (turns to Ray) Hey Ray, say 3 guys, the size of your finger, knocked you off the side of a 30-story building and you had to climb all the way back up to tear them apart, how mad would you be at those 3 little dinky types?
 * Ray Stantz: I'd go with mighty pissed, oh, and throw in a sugar high too.
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: that giant blue and white toy, man, thing, is still coming! it's climbing the building!
 * Peter Venkman: I'm impressed with his agility, considering his complete lack of bones.
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Peter's communicator) Peter, we got the Super Slammer on pulse, Ecto-1 is rolling, we're re-positioning now, can you hold the Stay Puft here for just a few minutles?
 * Peter Venkman: If by few, you mean less-than-one, than sure, we can do that.
 * (Stay Puft's climbing causes a brief shake on the rooftop, which causes the Rookie to stumble and fall off the rooftop, only for Ray the grab his belt.)
 * Peter Venkman: hey, did somebody tell you it was break time?
 * Ray Stantz: no sweat, kid! we got you!
 * Peter Venkman: Well, as long as you're down here, can you see if you can knock off Mr. Sweetness?
 * Ray Stantz: All right there, sunshine. Are you okay? You're all strapped in, we've got a good tight grip on your belt! Here he comes! The Big Daddy manifestation himself! A raging blob of densely packed marshmallow! Woah boy! Melt him, chief! Give him full stream!
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Ray's communicator) He's right, rookie. Your health insurance doesn't begin for another 89 days.
 * Ray Stantz: More of those minis. How many he can regenerate?
 * Peter Venkman: From two hundred thousand square feet of solid marshmallow? Mm-hmm. Probably sixty. Is that his upset look? What do you think, Ray?
 * Ray Stantz: We've got him on the ropes, whapster! Last the one so we can go home!
 * Peter Venkman: You've killed my dessert!
 * Ray Stantz: Scoreboard reads: Ghostbusters: two! Gozer the Gozerian: zero! Lookin' like a real big-leaguer out there, champ!
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Ray's communicator) Ray, Peter. We're in position, the trap is set. We are prepared to capture Stay Puft. Where is he?
 * Peter Venkman: He's that white puddle you're driving through.
 * Ray Stantz: Timing's off by just a hair, Egon. But we're glad the trap is working again.
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: I guess I owe you guys my life.
 * Egon Spengler: She's clean.
 * Ray Stantz: How do you feel?
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Pretty good, all extremely weird things considered.
 * Peter Venkman: So far, just another screwed up day at the office. You know, I never forget a face attached to all the rest of that. I think we met earlier at the Sedgewick Hotel. You gave me the sideshow chickendrop.
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: My name's Ilyssa. Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn. And...
 * Peter Venkman: I am DR. Peter Venkman. And that's uh Egon, Ray, Winston and uh you met him.
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Uh huh. The Ghostbusters.
 * Egon Spengler: Have you ever been involved in this type of quantum temporal rift event before?
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: A quantum what?
 * Ray Stantz: It's called 'arcing'; a large pulse of psychic energy.
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Actually, yes. I was at the museum... a pulse of blue light surged through the building... and then I was standing outside a room on the thirteenth-floor of an old hotel.
 * Winston Zeddemore: The Sedgewick.
 * Ray Stantz: The Sedgewick doesn't have a thirteenth-floor.
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: It was pulling me, like a magnet. I felt as though I was in a deep dream. I came to and ran over here.
 * Peter Venkman: Here?
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: It's a temporary office when I'm in town. I came to do some research after I... woke up.
 * Egon Spengler: We'd like you to come to our lab so we can run some brief tests and ask you more questions.
 * Peter Venkman: Here's an easy one: would you like to go out for Thai, Mexican, Japanese?
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Wow, Dr. Venkman. That time you almost went 45 seconds without something abrasive. Wanna try for a whole minute next time?
 * Peter Venkman: A doctor. And fiery one too! Charming. So charming.
 * Janine Melnitz: Ghostbusters, what do you want? We can schedule a visit, umm...next Thursday? Sometime between 8 A.M. and 4 P.M.? I'm afraid that's the soonest opening we have. Alright, I've got you down for then. Oh it won't be necessary to call before they arrive. Believe me, you'll know it. That'll be fine. Goodbye.
 * Virgo: Another thousand failures and I'll have enough negative energy to return to the world of the living. HAhahaha! Prepare yourselves for the inevitable. That was almost as painful as being stabbed and pulled apart...ermmmmm, but perhaps not. Hello, Ghostbusters. Mmm, mm-hmm. No, we do not advise that you attempt to perform a Peruvian type-5 exorcism on yourself! Mm-hmm. But listen, listen, once you've tied yourself to the chair, it's very difficult to do that to the cat even if you could catch it.
 * Winston Zeddemore: So, you know so much about Gozer because...?
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Because I'm a specialist in ancient Mesopotamian cultures and architecture. Sumerian, primarily. Gozerian, more specially. I'm here as a guest curator for the Gozerian exhibit that's opening tomorrow at the Natural History Museum.
 * Egon Spengler: You are aware that we also have some... history with Gozer.
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Yes, of course.
 * Ray Stantz: Gozer was a bush-leaguer before he met us. A strictly firm-team deity! We put him on the map!
 * Peter Venkman: But our getting stiffed on invites to opening night...just an oversight, right?
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: I don't have anything to do with that.
 * (Walter Peck arrives)
 * Walter Peck: That, gentlemen, was all me! And I can assure you, it was not an oversight!
 * Janine Melnitz: Oh, by the way, you have visitors.
 * Peter Venkman: Thanks, Janine. You're a first class lookout. Walter Peck. I did not recognize you without the Mayor's backside attached to your nose.
 * (Mayor Jock Mulligan arrives)
 * Mayor Jock Mulligan: Okay... everybody put 'em back in their skivvies! (Laughs) Apologies, eh, Dr. Selwyn. Are you alright?
 * Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: I think so, but...I'm worried about the exhibit.
 * Mayor Jock Mulligan: Are you kidding?! You can't buy publicity like this! The guest curator of the Gozer Exhibit...the expert Peck commended...is attacked the night before the opening by Gozer himself?! Please...tell me that was Gozer!
 * Egon Spengler: Gozer manifested in a familiar form; one he had used before: The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. But this event was weaker than his first encounter with us.
 * Mayor Jock Mulligan: Ha! That's all I need. Thanks!
 * Peter Venkman: Come on, Jock, what's the idea bringing ... (Coughs) ...preck around here? Oh, have I coughed at the wrong time?
 * Mayor Jock Mulligan: Listen. Here's the deal. You and Peck all you guys are going to work together.
 * Peter Venkman: What?!
 * Ray Stantz: No way, no how...
 * Egon Spengler: Impossible.
 * Mayor Jock Mulligan: Look. This city has given you at least a dozen contracts for the jails, courthouses and wharves. You guys want to grow your business. Get some county and state work too. I'm all for it. You've been big supporters, and great for my campaign.
 * Ray Stantz: Well some have said our endorsement is what you got elected.
 * Mayor Jock Mulligan: But not so loud. Anyway, after all the damage you've been causing lately, the city council wants you under close supervision for a period of no less than six months!
 * Peter Venkman: We file reports on time. There's no need for extra supervision.
 * Mayor Jock Mulligan: Ha, ha, ha! Funny guy, Venkman! You're always been my favorite. Well, that's where your old friend Peck come in. He's annoying, a sticker for the rules. In other words, the perfect "Peck" for the job. He's our new head of P-COC!
 * Ray Stantz: P-COC?
 * Walter Peck: P-C-O-C: Paranormal Contracts Oversight Commission. And my fist official act is going to be suspending you clown's operating license.
 * Mayor Jock Mulligan: Lighten up, Peck. Launch your investigation if you have to but for now, just keep them under control and my office in the loop. But remember, if the Ghostbusters cease to exist, so does your job. So you need each other. Beautiful, in an ironic symmetrical kind of way, isn't it?
 * Peter Venkman: Hey, Mulligan. Come on...
 * Mayor Jock Mulligan: It's Mayor Mulligan to you, Venkman. So, we have an understanding? This kind of protects us all. You want more government business, I want to keep my approval rating, and Peck wants his fiefdom. You play by the rules. Easy, we all get what we want and the city council gets what they needed. Okay, big night tomorrow, Ilyssa! Get some rest!
 * (Mayor Jock Mulligan walks away)
 * Ray Stantz: So! Now that we're all friends, can we get invites to the Museum opening?
 * Walter Peck: Not likely. But I'll be seeing you soon. You can count on that.
 * (Walter Peck walks away)
 * Peter Venkman: Doesn't Pack look exactly look like the kind of guy would "accidentally" walk into the stream of a boson collidor? I'm just saying...it could happen.
 * Janine Melnitz: Ghostbusters. Oh, hi. Are you serious, they did? Brent and Donna? He did?! Ugh, with Dylan right there?! What did Steve say? (Gasps) You're kidding! Ugh, I know. I know. The little tramp. Right. Right... I don't think so. Mmm, mm-hmm. Alright. Goodbye.
 * Egon Spengler: Ray and I have been talking...
 * Ray Stantz: ...and we think we should have a look at the museum. Whatever happened tonight, it started there.
 * Peter Venkman: Okay. I'll take one for the team and stay with Ilyssa. You guys go with Winston and the Recruit. I'll be her personal protection.
 * Winston Zeddemore: What about Peck? He's supposed to be informed of everything we do.
 * Ray Stantz: What he doesn't know can't hurt us.
 * Janine Melnitz: (On Radio) Hey Guys, you need to make a detour. Something big is going down. It's on 1010 WINS now.
 * Ray Stantz: Tune it in.
 * Radio Announcer: ...and another ghostly sighting has staff at the New York Public Library scrambling for answers.
 * Egon Spengler: The Gray Lady.
 * Ray Stantz: Let's get her for real this time ...go!
 * Winston Zeddemore: Well, what about the Museum?
 * Ray Stantz: It's been here for a hundred and four years. Where's it gonna go today?
 * Winston Zeddemore: Uh, this thing you guys have for the Gray Lady borders on the weird. You know that, right?
 * Ray Stantz: She made us look like schmucks. Not this time.
 * Janine Melnitz: (On Radio) Oh, and another thing, Peck called and says that I'm required to tell him where you are and what you are up to.
 * Egon Spengler: Tell him he can meet us at the Museum. We'll be there... eventually. Big crowd. Venkman would love this.
 * Ray Stantz: Captain McMahon from the 12th says there was a massive disturbance. Real fireworks show.
 * Winston Zeddemore: Not much going on now.
 * Wgon Spengler: Maybe. But didn't there used to be two lions out here?
 * Ray Stantz: Check for valences.
 * Egon Spengler: Hmm...interesting. Ray, take a look at this.
 * Ray Stantz: Wow! Big spikes! Hey, cadet. You need to see this.
 * Egon Spengler: Stand back!
 * Ray Stantz: Look out! There they go! Whoa! Double full torso animators! C'mon! After them!
 * Winston Zeddemore: You heard Stantz! Let's move.
 * Egon Spengler: There they are!
 * Ray Stantz: Couple of Class-five Animators. Never seen them in tandem like that! They're really agitated!
 * Winston Zeddemore: Switching on the packs.
 * Ray Stantz: All right...take it easy, now.
 * Winston Zeddemore: Hey! He said 'take it easy!' That's not 'easy'. Missed! Damn!
 * Ray Stantz: Sorry, Z.
 * Winston Zeddemore: How about a little warming next time, fellas!?
 * Egon Spengler: That one's a beast, Ray. Let's chase him down. Winston, check the next doorway. See if he has any friends.
 * Winston Zeddemore: Leave a haunted room? I got no problem with that.
 * Ray Stantz: Hey, cadet. To use the Shock Blaster, it's best to get up fairly close. Its effect is powerful, but dissipate quickly over distance.
 * Egon Spengler: And be careful, it's a prototype. We're trusting you with it.
 * Ray Stantz: The Stasis Stream will temporarily slow down paranormal entities. If you train the stream on the target long enough, you can actually stop it entirely!
 * Egon Spengler: This is how you use it.
 * Winston Zeddemore: Cool! A freeze ray!
 * Ray Stantz: A stasis stream. This has nothing to do with cold. But the effect is similar.
 * Winston Zeddemore: When do you have the time to work on all this stuff, Egon?
 * Egon Spengler: I've been conducting an experiment in which I sleep an average fourteen minutes a day. Leaves me a lot of time to work.
 * Ray Stantz: Great! Ready to roll. Hey, Hoss. You think can handle that little fella yourself? We'll meet you back here. Stay alert. Keep your PKE Meter up. Animators can hide in anything. Look! It's the cadet!
 * Egon Spengler: Strong emanations. No direct source, though.
 * Ray Stantz: We followed our guy in here and gave us the slip.
 * Egon Spengler: Detecting a very strong anomaly here...
 * Ray Stantz: Uh-oh. Here comes something big! Egon! Did I mention what a good idea you had to come up on the balcony? It's losing strength! Keep tearing it down!
 * Egon Spengler: All its power is emitting from a single focal object!
 * Ray Stantz: There its focal point! Capture it! Wrangle it away! Man. How much PK energy must it take to collect and animate an entity like that?
 * Egon Spengler: A lot. A lot of very angry energy.
 * Ray Stantz: How easy was that?
 * Egon Spengler: Wait. Not so fast. I'm getting some big fluxes here.
 * Ray Stantz: I think it's her. Yes...yes. It is her! Elanor Twenty, The Librarian!
 * Egon Spengler: Look! There she is! Meet us at the stairway door!
 * Ray Stantz: She went down that way!
 * Egon Spengler: Winston, check upstairs to see if the other Phantom doubled back.
 * Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Ray's communicator) Roger.
 * Ray Stantz: She shushed us again. That witch!
 * Egon Spengler: PKE's out. And try to be quiet.
 * Ray Stantz: Oh wow! A full stabilizing levitation! I'd say we're close to something.
 * Egon Spengler: Ray...
 * Ray Stantz: You got something?
 * Egon Spengler: I've got something. Right... here.
 * Ray Stantz: Kid, check that out. Yaahhh! Ooooh! She keeps shushing us! That's her! The Gray Lady! She's the first ghost we ever hunted. Man, I wish Venkman was here.
 * Egon Spengler: I'm pretty sure Venkman doesn't.
 * Ray Stantz: Easy now...she's real skittish.
 * Egon Spengler: Damn! Lost it!
 * Ray Stantz: Let's go! We'll cut her off!
 * Egon Spengler: These readings are off the charts! Now I'll have to make new charts.
 * Ray Stantz: Wow! Now listen. This place is reading like a psychic pressure cooker. Prime your thrower. Everybody stick close together. What was that?
 * Egon Spengler: Here! This way! Quick!
 * Ray Stantz: Okay, so much for 'stick together' - new plan is 'fan out.'
 * Egon Spengler: Flexible approach, Ray.
 * Ray Stantz: There are two hostile spirits roaming around in here.
 * Egon Spengler: Two that we know about.
 * Ray Stantz: Now I got ya. What?! Oh no! Look out! It's coming your way!
 * Winston Zeddemore: Guys, I'm the periodical archives looking a stack of old newspaper clippings... All about some nut named Edmund Hoover, AKA 'The Collector.'
 * Egon Spengler: Hmm...go on.
 * Winston Zeddemore: The dude has a history you should know about. He was a rare book collector seduced Eleanor Twitty, the head librarian of this place.
 * Ray Stantz: The Gray Lady?!
 * Egon Spengler: That would be my guess.
 * Winston Zeddemore: Okay, guys, it's dead up here. The good kind, I mean. You all cool?
 * Egon Spengler: We may need to get back to you on that.
 * Ray Stantz: Hey, Kid. What's your 20? I'm in some kind of a dark tunnel, moving fast...forwards a bright light. Oof! Class I Swarmers! Pesky out combustable! Now where's that Class-Five Animator? I tracked the slug here! There's the Big Fish! See what he did?! Give him a new home - in our containment facility! Phew. Good work. That took some doin'.
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Ray's communicator) Congratulations, Ray, uh... but I'm near Special Collections. Someone you've been wanting to meet again is here.
 * Ray Stantz: We're on our way! Keep an eye on the twitchy ones: they'll really crease ya if you aren't careful. Keep moving, sport. Roast 'em! We sure don't wanna be trapped in here. Looks like the Gray Lady makes her own reinforcements. Keep your eyes open, team. She's upping the ante.
 * Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Ray's communicator) Thanks for the warning, Ray. But I have no idea of what you're talking about.
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Ray's communicator) You may wanna just take the word for it.
 * Ray Stantz: There she is...quiet, now...let's get a solid scan...
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Ray's communicator) I missed that, Ray! Please repeat!
 * Ray Stantz: Enough with the shushing! Well, at least we're getting closer.
 * Egon Spengler: (heard from Ray's communicator) Could not hear a word of that, Ray!...Ray?!
 * Ray Stantz: Gives you the creeps, huh? Okay, good job. Come on, kid. We need to get out of here. Come on, kid. Ah Winston, where the heck are you?
 * Winston Zeddemore: In the periodical section checking the box score from the Knicks game last night. Why?
 * Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) Tell us more about this "Collector", Winston.
 * Winston Zeddemore: Says here that this Collector used the Gray Lady to get to the rare books in her care - specifically a book called, get this, the Gozerian Codex.
 * Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) Great!
 * Winston Zeddemore: Yeah. And when she found out what he was up to, she dumped him.
 * Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) Smart lady.
 * Winston Zeddemore: Not really. Evidently he murdered her for it.
 * Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) Uh-oh.
 * Winston Zeddemore: The Gray Lady was his first victim, but he killed a bunch more.
 * Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) And let me guess, he collected their bodies, just like he collected books?
 * Winston Zeddemore: Bingo. Ray, you get to buy me dinner. And here's the last on The Collector. Seconds before he was hanged, he said he would return as Azetlor, some sort of god, to keep watch over the library and every rare book in its collection.
 * Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) Sounds like quite the bookwarm.
 * Winston Zeddemore: Sounds like the kind we run into all the time.
 * Ray Stantz: Okay, I'm not saying that's a bad sign: but it sure isn't a good one. Jeez! That'll only hurt for a minute. You hear that? It's around here someplace. Uh-huh, somebody's in here. It's...children! What are they saying? Come out, come out, wherever you are. Oh boy, we're not alone. Oof! Ugh, I gotta be more careful! You alright? I think they're trying to tell us something. What else did Hoover Collect? You got that right, scooter. Here's the place. Special Collections. These rooms are packed with rare & valuable volumes! Shh...almost... Oh, boy. Looks like they're throwing the whole science fiction section at us. Can't blast through the shields!! Their shields! Use the Capture Stream on their shields! Wrangle their shields! Remember how you were saying print was dead?
 * Egon Spengler: I wish.
 * Ray Stantz: Now where'd she go?
 * Egon Spengler: Valences up. She definitely left a trace somewhere... Big spike! Riiiiight...here!
 * Ray Stantz: Yeah! Check this out! I feel a breeze...oh, cool! Secret passages! These are great! I didn't even know this area existed.
 * Egon Spengler: Looks like the janitors didn't, either. For the last eighty years, anyway. What ARE those? I don't recognize them from Tobin's.
 * Ray Stantz: No, they're in the Revised Catalog. I think the Gray Lady is constructing them from the books and minor spirits here. She may be more powerful than we thought. Take a look at this place! I could spend a month taking inventory of these books!
 * Egon Spengler: Let's be careful what we wish for down here. Ray.
 * Ray Stantz: We should tell Winston to get down here. We could probably use his help.
 * Egon Spengler: I've been trying to raise him. There's too much interference. Ray, I'm not entirely convinced this is the best source of action.
 * Ray Stantz: Hey! I'll bet this is a trap!
 * Egon Spengler: Welcome back, Ray. I'm having serious doubts about the structural integrity of this sub-basement.
 * Ray Stantz: Moving!
 * Egon Spengler: I'm telling you this sub-structure is unstable! The ceiling could come down on top of us!
 * Ray Stantz: Our lobe-probe experiment is working! you're clairvoyant!
 * Egon Spengler: No, I saw the support columns buckle.
 * Ray Stantz: Creepy.
 * Egon Spengler: Those beams are wedged solid.
 * Ray Stantz: Good place for the capture stream.
 * Egon Spengler: Alright, wrangle that out of the way! That's excellent! Wonder what's down there? Something big. And, more than likely, terrifying.
 * Ray Stantz: That way. It's really dark down there! Damp, too.
 * Egon Spengler: Wonderful. Hope you don't have any open cuts. I'm thinking of flesh eating bacteria.
 * Ray Stantz: That's an electric lock on the door.
 * Egon Spengler: See if you can find the power.
 * Ray Stantz: Great! The Recruit found it! Uh. I wonder if it's a good idea to be standing in a foot and a half of water...
 * Egon Spengler: That didn't last long. I can't say I'm a big fan of the Level 6 Bi-Dimensional Attractor.
 * Ray Stantz: I'm with you on that. We're lucky there were only some old books for it to manifest with.
 * Egon Spengler: Recruit, you okay? Let's keep moving.
 * Ray Stantz: Um...
 * Egon Spengler: This is cherry. Nice place. Nothing bad could ever happen in here.
 * Ray Stantz: There she is! Flank her! She's got nowhere to run! Except through the gate.
 * Egon Spengler: I'm not clear on how the flanking was supposed to work.
 * Ray Stantz: Oh boy. Burning coal. Two of them this time!
 * Egon Spengler: Yeah nice Ray! Tell us again how lucky we are?
 * Ray Stantz: Phew. We've got to bag the Gray Lady before this gets really dangerous.
 * Egon Spengler: We may have missed that window, Ray.
 * Ray Stantz: Well, we can't follow her through the grate. Is there another way? Whatcha find there, Youngblood? Good work! Spengler, the kid found the exit.
 * Egon Spengler: I added something new to the pack. This is the PDS: Plasm Distribution System. Basically, it's slime blower, Mark II, heavily modified from the earlier version. Your plasm banks are now integrated into the Proton pack. It uses a base culture of ectoplasm that can impair entites, cause caustic Black Slime to go intert, and reveal otherwise invisible ethereal structures that reside on this plane.
 * Ray Stantz: To use the Slime Blower, just point and squirt. It'll help you neutralize any active patches of Black Slime. It'll close any portals they're opening, too. See! Neutronized Slime.
 * Egon Spengler: Our own private shortcut to hell. That's convenient.
 * Ray Stantz: Eerie place. I wonder if this is where the Collector killed The Librarian?
 * Egon Spengler: I think that would be a safe assumption. That book she's reading is emitting massive energy.
 * Ray Stantz: Ah, that's your cue, Killer. Go get 'em.
 * Egon Spengler:She took that pretty well; better than I expected.
 * Ray Stantz: It makes perfect sense if her residual spirit energy is tied to the book. The Gozerian Codex, right? Now that we have it, her echo must have been released. She's gone. I think we helped her cross over.
 * Egon Spengler: And she just crossed right back.
 * Ray Stantz: Oh, no.
 * Egon Spengler: The book stands are generating her shield.
 * Ray Stantz: Buddy, the podiums - soak 'em! Soak 'em! She is shielding herself with the Codices, go after those first!
 * Egon Spengler: That's it! She can't regenerate the cage! Keep hitting the book stands! The book stands are generating her shield.
 * Ray Stantz: Buddy, the podiums - soak 'em! Soak 'em! She is holding herself with the Codices, go after those first!
 * Egon Spengler: That's it! She can't regenerate the cage! Keep hitting the book stands!
 * Ray Stantz: That does it! Now let's attack the Librarian straight on! Throw a capture stream on her!
 * Egon Spengler: That's good! Throw out the trap!
 * Ray Stantz: Weird. That wasn't as tough as it should have been.
 * Egon Spengler: I was just thinking the same way.
 * Ray Stantz: It was almost too easy...like she wants us to have the Codex...
 * Egon Spengler: Yes, like she wanted us to blast this room apart.
 * Ray Stantz: But why? Cross-dimensional portal. From the fifth to the fourth. A whole world of ghosts. Something I've dreamt about since College. It's all in the Monarchia Daemonum. Fantastic! Ghostworld.
 * Egon Spengler: I wouldn't get too excited, Ray. I have a feeling she did so we could meet an old friend of hers.
 * Ray Stantz: Well, if we're going...
 * Egon Spengler: Not much choice, is there? It's the only way out. You. Take the lead. Don't worry, we do this all the time.
 * Ray Stantz: OH NO, LOOK OUT!
 * Egon Spengler: Hm. So this is what the Public Library looks like on the far side of a cross-dimensional portal.
 * Ray Stantz: It's one of infinite potential configurations. You know ...theoretically.
 * Egon Spengler: Yes, well this looks the Gozerian configuration.
 * Ray Stantz: Watch out! Black slime! Come on! Let's go! Alright, keep your head down and keep hitting these portals! One of them has gotta lead out!
 * Egon Spengler: Eh, the scientific method, Ray?
 * Ray Stantz:
 * Egon Spengler:


 * Dr. Rutherford: (Referring to Ray being possessed) Will he be okay?
 * Winston: How you doin', Ray?
 * Ray: Hazza buzza. Hazza buzza? Bozza wazza shum.


 * (Possessor Ghosts attack over Radio)
 * Ray: Whoa! We're under attack! We'll get back to you!
 * Winston: Ray, stay away from any possess...
 * Ray (possessed): KAZZA GORBA SMOTZ CHORZIG GLUMP! FROGA! FROGA!
 * Winston: Um, Dr. Rutherford? If you're still there, can you go catch Dr. Stantz, please?


 * Peter: (About Ray being possessed again) Just like a puppy...every day's the first day.


 * Egon: I've calculated 54 different outcomes. In three of them, we survive.
 * Winston: That's still better odds then usual.


 * Peter: (after being slimed by Slimer a second time) Gaaah, funkified again!!!


 * Ray: "We eat gods for breakfast"?
 * Egon: Too much, do you think?
 * Ray: No, I liked it.


 * (After defeating Juvenile Slor)
 * Ray:(Wasn't with the rest of the group) How was it!? Was it cool!? What did it look like!? Did you get any samples!? Did it have multiple eyes!?
 * (Other Ghostbusters turn to face Ray with ticked faces)
 * Egon: Shut up.