How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended Part Two


 * Batman: Batman! What the? Oh, he's gone.
 * Tony Stark: Hey, do you mind I study the scepter for a few days?
 * Thor: Of course! I do not see any harm leaving it your hands rather than just taking it straight to Asgard right now.
 * Superman: Do not let him study that scepter!


 * Captain America: We have to do something! Does anyone know how to stop a run away train?!
 * Spider-Man: I got it! Just your friendly neighborhood marvel universe, Spider-Man!
 * Thor: Is that the best you can do?!
 * Ultron: This is the best I can do. This is just what I wanted. All of you. against all of me...


 * Magneto: Those two are my children!
 * Scarlet Witch: What?
 * Magneto: And we are called Mutants!


 * Vision: What? Why are you stopping?
 * Thor: I thought you were stopping!
 * Iron Man: Yeah are we not stopping?
 * Vision: Of course not!
 * Iron Man: Oh, okay!
 * Ultron: (Groans) Son of a...
 * Captain America: Language!


 * Thanos: Fine, I'll do it myself.
 * Emperor: Yes you will! Because if you want to work here you shall do my bidding! Now plunge with all of your hatred! Yes! I can feel your anger!