Ice Cream Scream


 * Ice Cream Man: You are wanting to know why? You mean you do not remember?
 * Dexter: Remember what?
 * Ice Cream Man: April 19, one year ago: It is first day on job. Everything is going great, until you come. You wanted most expensive ice cream. I make suggestion of cheaper ice cream, but no, you want expensive one. And after I'm giving you ice cream, you pay with pennies. Do you know how long it took me to count those pennies?
 * Dexter: Emm... at an average human rate, I'd estimate about 5 hours and 33 minutes?
 * Ice Cream Man: Precisely. And when the counting was done, it is time to put pennies in safe. Then I'm noticing my shoelaces untied. Now, I couldn't very well stop to tie my shoes since somebody had given me a heavy jar of pennies to hold, and the ice cream man rules say to keep any amount of money OVER a dollar into safe. So, I trip, and I break my tooth. The pain, it is so bad. My girlfriend left, I lose apartment, I lose car, I'm forced to live on the freeway with wild animals, I CAN'T EVEN EAT ICE CREAM BECAUSE OF THE PAIN! ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID PENNIES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (breathes hardly)
 * Dexter: (chuckles) You know, I still have all of my baby teeth. Em... I'm sorry. I'm really, really, really, really sorry.
 * Ice Cream Man: Forget about it, kid.
 * Dexter: Well, in that bad case, can I order my ice cream now?
 * Ice Cream Man: Sure.
 * Dexter: I'll just have a Choco-Pop, please. (The Ice Cream Man gives him a Choco-Pop ice cream) At last, ice cream to eat!
 * Ice Cream Man: Dollar fifty, please.
 * Dexter: (gives a money ticket to Ice Cream Man) You got change for a hundred?
 * Ice Cream Man: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!