The Athenaeum Allocation


 * Sheldon: I said some pretty unprofessional things about his work. I may have even used the "S" word.
 * Amy: Subpar?
 * Sheldon: I'm not proud of it, Amy, but I have a temper.


 * Sheldon: Why did you lie to me?
 * Leonard: I don't know. It just seemed funny at first and then the longer it went on, funnier it got.


 * Howard: You know, fun fact, did you know baby boys can pee straight up?


 * Sheldon: You know, I'm really happy with our wedding date. The month squared equals the square of the sum of the members of the set of prime factors of the day. Isn't that romantic?
 * Amy: Yes, it's like that Shakespeare sonnet, "Shall I compare thee to a day that's also a really weird math problem."


 * Bernadette: When I went by the office they gave me coffee and cookies and no one peed on me. I miss that so much.