Woodstock Slappy

SLAPPY INTRO #1 --- Y,W,D: The crankiest of creatures in the whole wide world Our next cartton features Slappy the Squirrel! SLAPPY: Ahhh, enough with the singin' already! Y,W,D: That's Slappy! WOODSTOCK SLAPPY Written by: JOHN P. McCANN & TOM RUEGGER Director: AUDU PADEN Animation: TOKYO MOVIE SHINSHA LTD. NARRATOR: 1969. As brave American soliders went to battle in Vietnam, back at home demonstrators protested the war. It was a time of flower power, pyschedelic music, student marches, and a         nation divided. Which brings us to August 1969 and Slappy Squirrel. {Go Up To The Country} SINGER: Go up to the country Gotta get away Got to leave the city Gotta get away We might even leave the USA... SLAPPY: Ah, here we go, summer in the country. Nothin' but rest and relaxation, right Skippy? SKIPPY: Yeah, groovy, Aunt Slappy, man, groovy. SLAPPY: Skippy, don't talk like that, people will think you had brain surgery. SKIPPY: I can dig it, man, far out. SLAPPY: <*sigh*> I had to get him out of the city, away from all those bad influences. SKIPPY: You mean like peace and love? SLAPPY: Exactly. That stuff will warp ya! {Humouresque (Slappy's theme)} SLAPPY: There is it. Our summer cottage. SKIPPY: Outta sight, man. SLAPPY: Make yourself at home, kiddo. SKIPPY: I can dig it. SLAPPY: <*sigh*> I'll have him speakin' English again in no time. {some 60's rock anthem...} SLAPPY: Knock it off with the Bing Crosby, Stills, and Nash, will ya'? SKIPPY: Why? {Slappy's Theme} SLAPPY: 'Cause the only tune I want to hear is "The Sound of Silence", can you dig that? SKIPPY: I hear ya. SLAPPY: Good. Now let's rest up for tomorrow. SKIPPY: Why? What are we doing tomorrow? SLAPPY: Napping all day if I have anything to say about it. Ah, rest and relaxation at last. {Beautiful Dreamer}  M.C.:  There is 300,000 of use here today, man! And now Miss Janis Joplin! JANIS JOPLIN:  {Piece Of My Heart?} SLAPPY: Oops. Somebody just ran over a dog! For the love of Kaopectate, what's going on? SKIPPY: Something's happening here, What it is, ain't exactly clear. SLAPPY: Well, thank you for that. Hey, you kids, what are you doin'?! Go on, get away from my tree! HIPPIE1:Like, mellow out, you running-dog squirrel. HIPPIE2:Hey, we're here for the Woodstock concert, man. HIPPIE1:Three days of rock from groups like Jefferson Airplane, The Band, The Who, The Grateful Dead... SLAPPY: I'd be grateful, too, if I didn't have to listen to this noise. Now clear out all of ya, go home! Scat! {Animaniacs' theme} SKIPPY: Aunt Slappy, be cool. Let's just go with the flow. SLAPPY: I'm not goin' anywhere with Flo! I want some peace and quiet. SKIPPY: But, Aunt Slappy, man, we're witnessing history. Woodstock. A       single event pulling together a whole generation. SLAPPY: A bowl full of prunes would have the same effect. {I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag} COUNTRY JOE McDONALD: And it's two, four, six What am I singing for? Don't ask me; I don't give a hoot Just pay me with lots of loot! And it's eight, ten, twelve I'm just killing time My contract says to sing a song Yee haw! I need a rhyme! SLAPPY: All right, all of ya', hit the road! Party's over! Go on, shoo! SKIPPY: They're not listening, Aunt Slappy, man, they're tuned into the music! SLAPPY: Well, we'll see about that. Come on. SKIPPY: Where are we going? SLAPPY: To the stage, to put a stop to this. I came to the country for some peace and quiet and I'm gonna get it. {Brand New Key} MELANINE:  Who's got a box of brand-new crackers? I've got some brand-new cheese! {With A Little Help From My Friends} JOE COCKER: Would you still cheer if I had a tin ear? Would you throw a tomato at me? SLAPPY: Yes! SKIPPY: Chill out, Aunt Slappy, man. {Feel Me} ROGER DALTRY: Can you watch me? Can you listen to me? Can you smell me? Can you hear me? SLAPPY: Unfortunately, yes! Skippy, what is the name of that group playing on stage? SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The name of the group. SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The group on stage. SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The group playing on stage. SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: You're starting to sound like an owl, Skippy. SKIPPY: Who is on stage! SLAPPY: That is what I'm askin' ya', who is on stage? SKIPPY: That's what I said. SLAPPY: You said who? SKIPPY: I sure did. SLAPPY: So tell me the name. SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The name of the group. SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The group on stage. SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The name of the band on stage! SKIPPY: Who! SLAPPY: You're doing that owl thing again, Skippy! SKIPPY: I'm not, Aunt Slappy, I'm telling you Who is on stage. SLAPPY: So tell me. SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: So tell me. SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The name of the group. SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The group on stage! SKIPPY: Who! SLAPPY: That's what I'm asking you! SKIPPY: And I'm telling you the answer. SLAPPY: Wait, Skippy, let's start over. Is there a band on stage? SKIPPY: Yes. SLAPPY: Does the band have a name? SKIPPY: Yes. SLAPPY: Do you know the name of the band? SKIPPY: Yes. SLAPPY: Then tell me the name of the band on stage. SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The name of the band! SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The band, playing on stage! SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: That's what I want to know! SKIPPY: I'm telling you! SLAPPY: Who is on stage. SKIPPY: Yes. SLAPPY: Who is? SKIPPY: Yes. SLAPPY: Oh. So the name of the band is Yes. SKIPPY: No, Aunt Slappy, Yes is not even at this concert. SLAPPY: Then who is on stage? SKIPPY: Yes. SLAPPY: Who is? SKIPPY: Yes. SLAPPY: That's just what I said, Yes is on stage. SKIPPY: No, Yes is not here. Who is on stage. SLAPPY: Whaddya askin' me for? SKIPPY: I'm not! SLAPPY: Wait, let's try this again. Do you see the band on stage? SKIPPY: No I don't see The Band, that's a different group entirely. SLAPPY: On stage, Skippy. Look, see the band? SKIPPY: No I don't. SLAPPY: Get rid of those John Lennon glasses and look! There, there's the band! SKIPPY: No, that's not The Band. The Band is performing later on. Who's       on stage. SLAPPY: You tell me. SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The name of the group on stage. SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The name of the group! SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The group on stage! SKIPPY: Who. SLAPPY: The band! SKIPPY: No, The Band is performing later. Right now, we're listening to       Who. SLAPPY: That's what I wanna know!!  ROGER DALTRY: Hey, you squirrels are funny, man. Come on up here and take a bow. SKIPPY: Yeah! Far out! SLAPPY: Oh brother.... {Humouresque} SLAPPY: Yeah, yeah, OK. Thank you. Now everybody go home! Including you guys, what's your name? ROGER: Who. SLAPPY: Don't start with me! Just get off the stage! The rest of you, go!  SLAPPY: Why aren't they leaving? SKIPPY: They dig you, Aunt Slappy, man. SLAPPY: Oh yeah? We'll see about that. I said leave! [Smashing Jimi's guitar] ROGER: Oh, very groovy, mates, isn't it, totally! \                                                   >-together PETE TOWNSHEND: Totally groovy. / ROGER: We are The Who! [Smashing insturments]  ROGER: erg...  SLAPPY: Yeesh! These kids would applaud my laundry! Why won't they take a hike? SKIPPY: They want more music. SLAPPY: All right, then. They can have more music! {Slappy's theme} SLAPPY: Hey everybody! Let's polka! "Uncle Yasha lost his shoe        It fell in a bog; he did too.         Uncle Schmeeda grabbed his foot         He jumped in the bog and went kaput." [evacuation] {Beethoven's 6th Symphony} SLAPPY: Ah. Peace and quiet at last! {Star Spangled Banner} In the land of the free, Now that's comedy! TOWER RETURN -- Lasso - {Animaniacs Theme} {Western theme...} {Animaniacs Theme} CREDITS ======= Sherri Stoner...........as Slappy Nathan Ruegger..........as Skippy Frank Welker..........as Narrator Rob Paulsen..............as Yakko Jess Harnell.............as Wakko Tress MacNeille............as Dot Jim Cummings......as Rock Singers Good Witch -- Kathryn Page --- SKIPPY: Speeewwwww! --- Copyright (C) 1994 Amblin Entertainment & Warner Bros. Animation. All rights reserved.