Bonnie and Clyde


 * Stitch: [about to go out through the window] Keetooka naga!
 * Lilo: Where are you going? [grabs Stitch]
 * Stitch: Keetooka naga!
 * Lilo: We can't leave! We're grounded!
 * Stitch: Maka maka, sasa!
 * Lilo: I don't care if it's a free country! Nani would roast us! And I don't care if we should be able to do whatever we wanna do whenever we wanna do it. We can't leave. So... So... What are you waiting for?! Help me up!


 * [Lilo and Stitch track down Bonnie and Clyde into an abandoned factory]
 * Lilo: We've got you cornered, cousins!
 * Bonnie: Reeeaaally? I think it's us got the drop on you, cuz! [Stitch growls at her] Whoa, there, blue boy. One of Jumba's, huh?
 * Lilo: Hi, I'm Lilo, and this is Stitch. He's your cousin. This is how it works: I turn you from bad to good, and find the one place where you belong, so you don't end up with Gantu.
 * Bonnie: Waddya you know about Gantu?
 * Lilo: We know everything about him. He's a stinky-head. And he tries to get our experiments, but he's really lame. So even when he catches them and takes them back to his ship, we can usually rescue him.
 * Bonnie: You've broken into his ship?
 * Lilo: Sure, lots of times.
 * Bonnie: No kiddin'! Hey, I'm being rude! Come in, come in! I'm 349 and he's 350. Welcome to our domicile.
 * Clyde: What are you doing?! You showin'em our hideout! I don't think--
 * Bonnie: How many times I gotta tell ya?! Leave the tinkin' to me! Those two goody-goodies are gonna help us brake into that very high-tech, very valuable spaceship!


 * [after Lilo, Stitch, Bonnie and Clyde narrowly escape Gantu's ship]
 * Bonnie: I gotta hand it to you kid, that was quite the escape. You two got great criminal minds.
 * Lilo: When did we cross the big fat line from "having fun" to "being great criminal minds"?


 * [Lilo, Stitch, and Pleakley successfully capture Bonnie and Clyde despite Nani's warning not to leave the house]
 * Lilo: Sorry we disobeyed you again. We had to catch the bad guys. So... Are we off the hook?
 * [Nani looks at Officer Kahiko, who smiles at her]
 * Nani: Well, you were trying to do the right thing, and you did get the bad guys. So... yeah. You and me are cool.
 * Officer Kahiko: But, you and your nesobality of Kokaua Town, that's another story.