The Cringe

Bathroom Cringe

 * ​: Umm, can I just?
 * Oh yeah, sorry.
 * ​: Uh, right. I was just trying to get past but-
 * Yeah. Right, well uh,  Have a good one.
 * ​​​​​​​​: Sure. And you.
 * ​​​​​​​​: Yeah.
 * Okay relax, man. It's weird, but you can do this. Just focus on your breathing.
 * ​​​​​​: Deep breaths. It will make the weirdness go away.
 * Oh man, I can hear his breathing. Just stay on it, Gumball. Relax harder!
 * ​​​​​​: What is he doing in there? Never mind, just inhale and exhale.
 * Nope!
 * ​​​​​​: Yep, not gonna happen.
 * Oh, too early. No, wait!
 * ​​​​​​: What is he doing in there? Never mind, just inhale and exhale.
 * Nope!
 * ​​​​​​: Yep, not gonna happen.
 * Oh, too early. No, wait!
 * Oh, too early. No, wait!
 * Oh, too early. No, wait!

Bathroom Montage

 * And then all the water flows over the edge, more water than you can ever imagine. So much water gushing and torrents of water then it floods into another river-
 * ​​​​: Oh, yeah.
 * Oh-ho, Yes!
 * Ah, hold on.
 * Hey, um. I was just checking that you weren't umm- Nevermind, umm. You go, you go. I'll just hang out and watch.
 * No, no! I meant wait! I'll hang out and wait. Hold on, what am I doing? This is my chance!
 * What the? HOW!?
 * You like my new shoes? I thought I'd mix it up a little.
 * It can't go on like this.
 * ​​​​: I know, it's been so long since I had a bathroom break, I can't laugh without gargling.
 * Okay, first of all, eww. And secondly, I'm talking about the insane levels of cringe between us. It has to stop.
 * ​​​​: But how?
 * You have to air out to awkwardness, let it all hang out. Free and loose flopping in the wind like a panting dog's tongue.
 * ​​​​: That's awkward enough already.
 * And then we'll roll in our awkwardness, slather ourselves in it like a couple oiled up prized hogs until the bitter shame finally tastes sweet.
 * ​​​​: I feel like I need a shower.
 * Ah, funny you should say that.
 * Okay, first of all, eww. And secondly, I'm talking about the insane levels of cringe between us. It has to stop.
 * ​​​​: But how?
 * You have to air out to awkwardness, let it all hang out. Free and loose flopping in the wind like a panting dog's tongue.
 * ​​​​: That's awkward enough already.
 * And then we'll roll in our awkwardness, slather ourselves in it like a couple oiled up prized hogs until the bitter shame finally tastes sweet.
 * ​​​​: I feel like I need a shower.
 * Ah, funny you should say that.

Shower Cringe

 * One, two, three... Bam! Gym shower. How's that for awkward, what?  Just realized you are very much wearing shorts.
 * ​​​​: So, what's the problem? If anything it makes more awkward.
 * Aw yeah, for me. It's like showing up for costume party when everyone else is dressed for a black-tie event.
 * ​​​​: More like turned up to a black-tie event only wearing a black tie.
 * This won't work if we can't reach full cringe. It's like a hot air balloon, trying to take off. It's never gonna happen if one of the guys is still wearing his pants.
 * ​​​​: Wait. What?
 * Come on, man! Take them off!
 * ​​​​: No way.
 * Just take them off!
 * ​​​​: Leave it.
 * JUST TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!
 * ​​​​: You know what? I can't see how this situation could get any more cringe-worthy.
 * Oh, I can. Moon Landing.
 * What's that?
 * Yep, good answer! But pass.
 * What's that?
 * Yep, good answer! But pass.
 * Yep, good answer! But pass.

Not Enough Cringe

 * ​​​​: Leave me alone!
 * Come on, man! That was nothing! We have to cringe so hard, that firemen will have to use a hydraulic jet to unclench our heinies.
 * ​​​​: Dude, please, let me go, you're insane!
 * Wait, that's it! Insane, handsome, talented.
 * ​​​​: No, I didn't say handsome and t-
 * Talent Show! Let's audition for a talent show.
 * Talent Show! Let's audition for a talent show.

Elmore's Got Talent Reaction



 * Welcome to Elmore's Got Talent.
 * Watch as the Angler Fish of Fame, lures Smallfry into its jaws using the blinding power of starlight.
 * Laugh at their crushed dreams.
 * Applaud as we create the artists of today, so you can burn them tomorrow.
 * And now for the worst audition of the week.


 * You, boys are very lucky to be alive. You have experienced a cringe level of a hundred thousand DJ; that's the equivalent of hearing a hundred thousand dad jokes all at once. I highly recommend stopping whatever it is you're doing before you end up with the clenching muscles of a forty year old clam.
 * Thank you doctor, but we've done enough. I think we've cured it, man!
 * ​​​​: I guess we're gonna have to take things to the next level.
 * ​​​​: I guess we're gonna have to take things to the next level.
 * ​​​​: I guess we're gonna have to take things to the next level.

Gumball Gives Advice

 * Good evening, honey.
 * ​​​​: When I said take things to the next level, I didn't mean with my mom!
 * Look kiddo. I know it's hard for you. It's a big adjustment.
 * ​​​​: Please, please don't.
 * I'm not here to replace your father. But, know that if you want to... You can call me dad?
 * You are a teenager, and you need a male role model i-in your life. You are- you are becoming a man, and I know you have questions, so, let me give you the talk.  Now when a man truly loves a wo-
 * Wooow! That's a good one, I can already feel it echoing through time!
 * Hey Gumball, this is your brain. Enjoying the most beautiful day of your life? Well, do you remember when-
 * Say hello to daddy.
 * Hey, Gumball. Feeling happy? Well, do you remember when-
 * Hey, Gumball. Enjoying your eternal rest? Well, do you remember when-
 * Wait a minute, what's this?
 * ​​​​: Yeah yeah, I know. Not my best look, no need to rub it in.
 * Yeah, I'm not talking about the fact you look a mushroom cloud from a girl-repellent atom bomb.
 * Look here in the corner.
 * ​​​​: Hah, you look like the reason top hats were invented.
 * No, dude. I meant we must have known each other when were little kids! We've got history, do you understand?
 * ​​​​: Right. I guess we have shared emotions thst run deeper than we thought.
 * I am afraid there is no avoiding the inevitable. I meant we have to go back in time to find out why we feel so awkward around each other.
 * ​​​​: Oh, you're right.
 * ​​​​: Yeah yeah, I know. Not my best look, no need to rub it in.
 * Yeah, I'm not talking about the fact you look a mushroom cloud from a girl-repellent atom bomb.
 * Look here in the corner.
 * ​​​​: Hah, you look like the reason top hats were invented.
 * No, dude. I meant we must have known each other when were little kids! We've got history, do you understand?
 * ​​​​: Right. I guess we have shared emotions thst run deeper than we thought.
 * I am afraid there is no avoiding the inevitable. I meant we have to go back in time to find out why we feel so awkward around each other.
 * ​​​​: Oh, you're right.
 * ​​​​: Right. I guess we have shared emotions thst run deeper than we thought.
 * I am afraid there is no avoiding the inevitable. I meant we have to go back in time to find out why we feel so awkward around each other.
 * ​​​​: Oh, you're right.

Gumball and Hot Dog Guy Go Back In Time

 * There!
 * ​​​​: This looks like "Exhibit A" in a court case against your committee. I mean, why would a memory machine need macaroni.
 * They're cannelloni. They- cannellanise the- time- fflux look, in science, imagination is more important than intelligence.
 * ​​​​: Wow. You know that's Albert Einstein, right?
 * Really? 'Cause like I've got loads of that. Like umm... the bigger the bird, the sweeter the curd.
 * ​​​​: I think we've just found "Exhibit B".
 * Just get in the box.
 * ​​​​: So, what now?
 * We go through the memories of all our awkward encounters to find out where this all started.
 * Du-du-du-du-du-du. Du-du-du-du-du-
 * This is it! The beginning of our repressed memories. Come on!
 * No standing on the bus.
 * : Uh, okay.
 * : You were just brushing off your lap, weren't you?
 * ​​​​ : Yeah, that was pretty awkward.
 * Hey, I need a photo for the school blog, that okay?
 * Could ya get on with it please?
 * It's just I.. wanted a photo of the cake?
 * and ​​​​ : Oh.
 * ​​​​: It was the shoes, I swear. They were new and squeaky.
 * No, it wasn't.
 * It's better to catch it early. Chicken Pox can be a dangerous disease when you're an adult.
 * Yeah, it's like sharing a bath with your siblings. Harmless when you're a boy but a bit more challenging when you're a grown man.
 * ​​​​ : Huh! What the?
 * : Dude, remembering this only makes things a million times worse! I thought we needed to fight fire with fire, but it only makes more fire! Which does make sense if you think about it.
 * ​​​​: Please don't tell me you're gonna set fire to anything.
 * No, I was thinking more about fighting trauma with trauma.
 * Oh. I remember nothing. I feel great!
 * ​​​​: Me too!
 * And, this isn't awkward.
 * and ​​​​: No, no-no-no-no wait!
 * It's better to catch it early. Chicken Pox can be a dangerous disease when you're an adult.
 * Yeah, it's like sharing a bath with your siblings. Harmless when you're a boy but a bit more challenging when you're a grown man.
 * ​​​​ : Huh! What the?
 * : Dude, remembering this only makes things a million times worse! I thought we needed to fight fire with fire, but it only makes more fire! Which does make sense if you think about it.
 * ​​​​: Please don't tell me you're gonna set fire to anything.
 * No, I was thinking more about fighting trauma with trauma.
 * Oh. I remember nothing. I feel great!
 * ​​​​: Me too!
 * And, this isn't awkward.
 * and ​​​​: No, no-no-no-no wait!
 * Oh. I remember nothing. I feel great!
 * ​​​​: Me too!
 * And, this isn't awkward.
 * and ​​​​: No, no-no-no-no wait!
 * And, this isn't awkward.
 * and ​​​​: No, no-no-no-no wait!
 * and ​​​​: No, no-no-no-no wait!