My Best Friend's Boyfriend


 * Miley: This is a big moment for Lilly. And if you had a romantic bone in your body you'd be able to see that!
 * Oliver: Hey, I have eyes. Okay, look.
 * [Lucas says something to Lilly and she laughs.]
 * Oliver: He just said something funny, she laughed. Big whoop!
 * Miley: She's not laughing cause he's funny. She's laughing cause he's cute! [to herself] Boy brains, you might as well scoop em out and store nuts up there.




 * Lucas: You are so cute.
 * Lilly: You’re cuter!
 * Lucas: No, you’re cuter.
 * Lilly: No, you’re cuter.
 * Miley: Yeah. You’re both adorable. Can you pass the salt?
 * Lucas: I made you a mixed CD. To celebrate the 9 days we’ve spent together.
 * Miley: It’s right there, next to the pepper!
 * Lilly: The soundtrack of our love…
 * Miley: Help me out here, people! I’m chewing on cardboard here!
 * Lucas: You make me so happy Lily Pad!
 * Lilly: Not as happy as you make me, Lukey-Wukey
 * Miley: Oh my God, I think I’m gonna pukey-wukey.


 * Oliver: I found out I'm an autumn, capri pants are best for my figure, and that true love eventually turns into a warm, comfortable glow. [Miley look at him weird]


 * Random old lady: [looks at Oliver] Oh. My. God. It's Natalie Portman! [to Hannah] Be a doll and take our picture.