Doom and Gloom


 *  (episode starts - another day at T.U.F.F. HQ; Agents Katswell and Puppy, The Chief and Keswick are gathered around a table) 
 * The Chief: (via his magnifying-camera monitor feed; seriously) "Agents, it's time for Snaptrap's daily broadcast. Turn on the Evil Channel."
 * (remote appears from table, Keswick presses button and image on monitor changes to Evil Channel)


 * Snaptrap: "It is I, Verminious Snaptrap, here with my diabolical-" (rolls eyes) "-plan of the day! Right after lunch, I'll be looting the gumball machine at the bus station."


 * Larry: (butting in) "Snaptrap, I'm not sure it's such a good idea to always tell them our plans.."


 * Snaptrap: "What's the big deal Larry? It's not like I'm telling them I'm gonna be dressed as a princess.." (puts on tiara and smiles; then whispers to camera) "Which I will be."


 * Larry: "You did it again!"


 * Snaptrap: "You know what else I'm gonna do again?.... Drop you in the shark tank!" (pulls cord, releasing a spring trap..)


 * Larry: "Alri-" (..launching Larry into the air) "Aaaahhhhh!'


 * (Larry lands in and sinks to the middle of the shark tank; he is surrounded by sharks and then promptly savaged; he screams)


 * Snaptrap: (to camera) "Princess Snaptrap out!"


 * (signal is lost; screen cuts to T.U.F.F. logo)


 * Dudley: (still watching screen; then looks to Kitty and Keswick) "That tiara really brings out the crazy in his eyes."


 * (transition to a gown wearing-Snaptrap driving the D.O.O.M. gang in an onion shaped car to the Petropolis Bus Station; Snaptrap laughs evilly)


 * (they pull up at the station and run inside, then return outside with the gumball machine)


 * Dudley: (off-screen) "FREEZE!"


 * (Dudley and Kitty arrive in jetpacks; they touch down on the ground and pull out their blasters; they raise their hands, Snaptrap drops gumball machine, breaking it)


 * Dudley: "Snaptrap, you're under arrest again."


 * Snaptrap: "I'm not Snaptrap, I'm a princess." (smiles; then whispers) "Actually, I am Snaptrap.


 * Dudley: "Well you're about to trade in your gown for some prison stripes." (fires blaster, which shoots out a net, capturing D.O.O.M.) "You're goin' away for three to five years!"


 * (T.U.F.F. logo transition; scene starts with exterior shot of DOOM building, subtitle on screen reads "3 to 5 years later")


 * (D.O.O.M. agents briskly walk back into their headquarters, wearing prison stripes and showing signs of wear and tear)


 * Snaptrap: (upbeat) "Well, that was a rough three to five years. I wonder if this carton of milk I left on the table is still good." (takes carton of spoilt milk) "Drink it Francisco!"


 * (Francisco takes it and drinks spoiled milk; he becomes sick [turning green] and collapses; Ollie and Larry look)


 * Snaptrap: "Let's go steal some more milk at grocery store!" (takes out cellphone) I'll call T.U.F.F. and tell them."


 * Larry: "Snaptrap, don't you get it by now? We keep on getting caught 'cause you always tell T.U.F.F. our plans!"


 * Snaptrap: (in denial) "I'm sorry Larry... I can't hear you... from the shark tank!" (pulls lever, floor underneath Larry retracts to reveal the shark-infested, water-filled hole in the ground Snaptrap calls the 'shark tank')


 * (Larry falls and is mauled by sharks; he screams)


 * Snaptrap: "Wow, you can really tell the sharks haven't eaten in three to five years."


 * Larry: (hurt) "Aaahhhhhh.." (climbs out of shark tank) "That's it! I've had enough. You're a big stinky bully and I quit!" (walks off with purpose)


 * Snaptrap: "Sticks and stones, Larry!" (to Ollie and Francisco) "Seriously guys, throw sticks and stones at him!"


 * (Ollie and Francisco hurl sticks and stones at Larry as he exits the room)


 * Larry: (hit) "Ow, my bones!" (runs out)


 * Snaptrap: "I have exciting news fellas! With Larry gone, you two get to take turns in the shark tank."


 * (Ollie and Francisco look at each other, and then both make a run for it)


 * Ollie: "Wait up Larry!" (runs out)


 * Snaptrap: (digs into pockets) "Darn it! I'm out of sticks and stones... Well who needs those losers? I'm the only smart one around here anyway.." (distracted by fly-circled bowl of rotten guacamole) "Ooooh, three to five year old guacamole." (grabs bowl and gobbles down guacamole, but then becomes sick and collapses)


 * (transition to evening at T.U.F.F. headquarters, Kitty and The Chief are relaxing on beach chairs as they watch over the Stink Bug, The Caped Cod, Mad Cow, Bird Brain and The Chameleon - all of which are locked in their own jail cells)


 * The Chief: (sipping tropical drink through straw) "Boy, catching bad guys is really easy!"


 * Kitty: (sipping her own drink; smug) "It sure helps that they all tell us where and when they're committing their crimes. What boobs!"


 * The Chameleon: (from behind bars) "Hellooo, these boobs have ears."


 * Kitty: (sincerely) "Oh, sorry Chameleon."


 * Keswick: (holding clipboard, to Kitty and the Chief) "Since we've captured everyone, I've had a lot of extra time. I was able to complete my experiments with invisible taa-taa-ta-tigers."


 * (Keswick holds out clipboard; invisible tiger takes a bite out of it then rips Keswicks clothes about and flips him about; he screams)


 * Dudley:  (to everyone) "And I've used my extra time to do something really important." (is juggling bowling pins while riding unicycle) "I'm gonna break the world record for unicycle juggling!"


 * (alert bell rings; words flash on monitor)


 * The Chief: "Yay, another villain announcing their evil plans!"


 * (Larry appears on screen, wearing a flashy purple jacket and white wig)


 * Larry: "It is I, Larry! Leader of Genius Larry's Order of Mayhem.. otherwise known as, G.L.O.O.M." (view zooms out to show GLOOM sign)


 * Dudley: (while juggling) "No offense, but Larry's not a very scary name."


 * Larry: "Oh alright, then from now on call me.. Murray!"


 * (Kitty and Chief gasp in horror)


 * The Chief: "Okay Murray, you've got our attention. Now just tell us your diabolical plan, so we can arrest you and go out for brunch."


 * Murray: "Ahh, but that's the twist. I'm not gonna tell you my diabolical plan. Murray out!" (signal lost)


 * The Chief: "Wait.. We don't know his plan! What do we do? I'm panicking!" (runs around in panic)


 * Keswick: (thrown to ground by invisible tiger) "Ow! I'm bleeding."


 * Dudley: (on unicycle) "I'm still juggling!"


 * (power is cut all over the city; lights out)


 * Kitty: (looking at city through window) "Uh-oh, it looks like someone is hacking into the city power grid!"


 * The Chief: (points dramatically) "Agents Puppy and Katswell, get over there!" (looks at Keswick; enthusiastic) "Keswick and I are gonna get the invisible tiger back into his cage."


 * Keswick: "We'll lure him with some invisble meat. Whoa, w-wha-wait, where is he?" (Keswick is seized by the jaws of the tiger, who pulls him away; the Chief observes awkwardly)


 *  (transition to Petropolis Power Plant, where Larry (now Murray) is cutting power to the city grid, hijacking the plant's master control and redirecting power supply to G.L.O.O.M.; he laughs evilly; frame zooms out to show Murray holding a remote) 


 * Murray: (holding remote) "Success! "I now have remote access to the city's power grid! It's time for phase two of my evil plan...... that I will tell no one about!"


 * (frame zoomed out to show Francisco and Ollie dressed like Murrary: each wearing a purple jacket, yellow pants, a medallion and a white wig)


 * Francisco: "Boss, you're a diabolical genius!"


 * Murray: "They don't call me Muuuurrray (wiggles fingers), for nothin'."


 * (cut to G.L.O.O.M. agents making their getaway in a G.L.O.O.M. van; moments later, Kitty and Dudley arrive at the scene in the T.U.F.F. Mobile; Kitty looks in direction they left)


 * Dudley: (still juggling bowling pins while on unicycle) "Kitty, they're already gone!"


 * Kitty: (handstand; then somersaults out of car; suspicious) "That Murray guy is good."


 * Dudley: "Wait, if he's good, then why do we have to catch him?"


 * Kitty: "Come on!" (pulls Dudley)


 *  (transition to spinning newspaper sequence: The front page of the Petropolis Gazette reads, "Murray is Good.. At Being Bad!" Petro-News reports, "T.U.F.F. Helpless to Stop Murray!" and "Agent Puppy Nears Unicycle Juggling Record!" Lastly, the cover of the Shark Tank Aficionado magazine tells "Snaptrap falls in own shark tank and blames Larry!") 


 * (T.U.F.F. transition to next scene at T.U.F.F. HQ; The Chief resets the T.U.F.F. office's "Days Without a Crime" board [which reads 137 days] by sticking over it, a piece of paper with zero written on it)


 * The Chief: "This is a nightmare!" 


 * (frame zooms out to show gruff and tired-looking The Chief with a stubble; Kitty and Dudley are listening; the latter still juggling on his unicycle)


 * The Chief: "How can we catch bad guys, when they don't even tell us their plan?! It's like trying to catch an invisible tiger!"


 * Keswick: (being dragged across ground by tiger) "I can ruh-raaauugghh-relate!" (pulled off-frame and attacked; tiger's roars and Keswick's unintelligble screams)


 * (Murray appears on T.U.F.F. monitors)


 * Murray: "Attention T.U.F.F. nitwits, it is I, Murray!"


 * (Kitty and The Chief gasp yet again)


 * Murray: "I'm here to tell you about my diabolical plan!"


 * The Chief: (kneeling; desperate) "Thank you Murray." (stands up and hugs himself) "You've made one middle-aged flea very happy."


 * Murray: "I'm going to steal a fog machine from the novelty store. Oh wait-" (camera zooms out to show fog machine) "-I already did. Psyche!" (Murray laughs; camera's view obscured by fog)


 * (The Chief is horrified; Kitty is worried and Dudley watches as he juggles)


 * Kitty: "Murray's out of control! We're gonna need help to stop him."


 * The Chief: "But who would know how to defeat him, and why would they tell us?"


 * Dudley: "And why didn't I get a padded seat for this unicycle!" (Dudley's buttocks are swollen red)


 * Kitty: "We need to find someone who knows Murray, and holds a grudge. Someone with an axe to grind."


 * (cut to Snaptrap alone in D.O.O.M. headquarters, grinding an axe against a grindstone)


 * Snaptrap: (finishes grinding, holds axe) "I can't wait to use this axe on Larry. Excuse me, Muuurray. Actually that is a pretty evil name. I wish I thought of it."


 * (Dudley [still juggling] and Kitty enter through door)


 * Snaptrap: "Agents Puppy and Katswell? You've got no reason to bust me. If I were committing a crime, I would have told you about it in the van."


 * Kitty: "We know. We need you to help us stop Murray. And since you're holding a grudge, we figure you'll co-operate."


 * Snaptrap: "What makes you think I'm holding a grudge?"


 * Dudley: (while juggling on unicycle) "You're grinding an axe, and eating sour grapes. Also, all those pictures of Murray with darts in them."


 * Snaptrap: (throws axe at picture) "You're right, I'd do anything to get back at that traitor! And FYI, those grapes went sour three to five years ago." (holds sour grapes)


 * Kitty: "Just tell us Murray's plan!"


 * Snaptrap: "He didn't call and tell you? How rude." Weird too, (walks over to phone) because he's been calling me to gloat about his plans for days. Listen." (presses button, playing voicemail)


 * Murray: (voicemail) "Hey Snaptrap, guess what I'm gonna do? Hack into the city power grid. Ha!"


 * (beep)


 * Murray: (voicemail) "Hey Snaptrap, me again.. I'm gonna steal a fog machine. Na-na-na-na-naa-naa!"


 * (beep)


 * Man: (voicemail) "Hello, Mr. Snaptrap, just calling to confirm that your membership to the Justin Beaver fan club, has been renewed!"


 * (Snaptrap smashes phone against its stand and awkwardly tries to cover it up; Kitty and Dudley stare at him)


 * Snaptrap: (embarrassed) "What? That's my uh... niece. I don't spend lonely nights listening (takes out Justin Beaver poster) to his music and lip-syncing into her hairbrush."


 * (the supposedly destroyed phone beeps again)


 * Murray: (voicemail) "It's me again. Just wanted to taunt you with the final phase of my plan. I'm going to shut down the city's power grid, and fill Petropolis with fog. Then everyone will know what gloom really is."


 * Kitty: (determined) "C'mon Dudley. It's time to shut G.L.O.O.M. down."


 * Dudley: (still juggling) "But we don't know where G.L.O.O.M. is."


 * Snaptrap: "I can help you there. They're right upstairs." (points) "My mom rented them her sewing room."


 * (Kitty runs upstairs; Dudley stops at the foot of the staircase, still juggling)


 * Dudley: "Hang on. This is gonna take a while." (steadily jumps up)


 * (cut to G.L.O.O.M. headquarters upstairs in sewing room; seen is the flickering G.L.O.O.M. sign above window; Murray looks through window as sun begins to set)


 * Murray: "As soon as the sun goes down, I'll plunge this city into darkness and chaos and rob Petropolis blind! Then we can finally afford our own lair!"


 * Francisco: "That'll be great. I'm sick o' runnin' into Snaptrap's mom in the bathroom." (Murray and Francisco shiver in disgust)


 * Kitty: (jumps into action, aims blaster) "Freeze G.L.O.O.M. agents!"


 * Murray: "Aaaah! It's T.U.F.F. agent Kitty Katswell. Blast her with the fog machine!" (Francisco brandishes the sewing machine) "That's the sewing machine!"


 * (Ollie holds fog machine hose; aims it and blasts fog onto Kitty, distracting and causing her to cough long enough for Larry to fire a net at her; she is ensnared and hoisted upside down from the ceiling)


 * (Dudley emerges from the fog, still juggling while riding his unicycle)


 * Kitty: (annoyed; tied up) "Finally."


 * Dudley: (still juggling) "Sorry Kitty, the stairs didn't take that long but I had to use the bathroom and Snaptrap's mom was in there!" (shivers)


 * Ollie: (drops hose) "Oh she's creepy isn't she?"


 * Dudley: "Super creepy, she's in there with the lights off what's up with that?"


 * Murray: "Just blast him!"


 * (Ollie aims blaster at Dudley [who is still on the unicycle], who throws a bowling pin and knocks him out; the bowling pin returns to Dudley as he continues to juggle)


 * (Francisco cocks his blaster this time and shoots laserbeams at Dudley, missing thrice as he dodges; Dudley hurls a bowling pin at Francisco and knocks him out; the bowling pin returns to Dudley, but then he loses his balance and falls down the stairs)


 * Dudley: (off-screen; downstairs) "I'm still juggling!"


 * (meanwhile, sun sets and gives way to night)


 * Murray: (to Kitty, who is still tied up) "Ha-haha! The sun is down. You're too late. It's lights out for you and all of Petropolis! Haha. That was a good one. I gotta call Snaptrap, but first,-" (opens window and looks out) "-to put my plan into action!" (holds remote) Once I push this button, G.L.O.O.M. will rule forever! Hahahahahahahaha!"


 * (Kitty's temper boils over; she protracts her claws and rips the rope tying her together to shreds; free, she springs up and charges mid-air towards Larry as he is about to push the button)


 * Dudley: (downstairs; off-screen) "Still juggling! Woooo!"


 * (Kitty punches Murray, knocking the remote out of reach and into Dudley's hands; he juggles it along with his bowling pins)


 * Dudley: (still downstairs) "I'm awesome!"


 * (Murray runs away from Kitty in panic, but Kitty manages to throw a spool of thread at him, which entangles him; she hauls him back in with the thread, capturing him; in the background Ollie and Francisco are sitting on the ground, battered and dazed;)


 * (Dudley comes into frame, still juggling on his unicycle)


 * Dudley: "We're done here Kitty!" (toilet flush) "And so is Snaptrap's mom!" (shivers)


 *  (transition to D.O.O.M. headquarters [which is just downstairs]; Dudley [still juggling] and Kitty present Ollie, Francisco and once-again Larry [all in handcuffs] to Snaptrap) 


 * Snaptrap: "Well well, if it isn't the big bad G.L.O.O.M. agents and the super-scary Murray. I mean Larry! I think someone owes me an apology."


 * Larry: (nervous laugh) "Sorry Snaptrap, I.. I guess I wasn't such a great supervillain after all. Hope you can forgive me."


 * Ollie: (next to Francisco) "And uh.. us too." (both smile)


 * Snaptrap: "Sure.. I could never stay mad at you guys." (pulls lever; opens up trap door below Ollie, Francisco and Larry which reveals Snaptrap's hole-in-the-ground shark tank; they scream) "Psyche!"


 * Dudley: (still juggling) "I gotta say, feels weird not arresting you Snaptrap."


 * Snaptrap: "Oh don't worry, I'll be robbing the claw machine at the golf course tomorrow. I'll be dressed as a matador." (puts on hat and is instantaneously dressed in a bullfighter's costume) "Olé!"


 * (transition to T.U.F.F. headquarters)


 * The Chief: "Congratulations Agent Puppy! You did it."


 * Kitty: (angered) "Hold on Chief, we arrested G.L.O.O.M. together!"


 * The Chief: "I'm talking about the juggling thing, Agent Puppy's officially broken the record!" (hands Dudley a bowling trophy with his robotic arms)


 * Dudley: (on unicycle) "Woohoo!


 * Keswick: (walks in with book) "Not so fast, Chief. According to the official r-rah-rah-record book-" (opens book to show muscular tiger juggling unicycles) "-unicycle juggling means juggling actual unicycles, not bowling pins."


 * (The Chief takes trophy away from Dudley)


 * Dudley: (teary-eyed) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


 * Keswick: (snorts and giggles) "Kinda funny when you think about it. (holds invisible pork chop) Anyone want a half of this invisible p-peh-peh-pork chop?"


 * (invisible tiger roars and drags Keswick by the pork chop he holds - he screams; meanwhile, in the background The Chief is upbeat while Kitty is annoyed)


 * Dudley: (starts juggling unicycles) "Somebody start timing me!"


 * ENDING GAG


 * The Chief (via monitor), Dudley, Keswick and Kitty strike a pose for the ending gag


 *  Extension of ending gag: Snaptrap leaps out in his matador costume and exclaims, "Óle!" 


 * THE END