The Justice League Recombination


 * Penny: No. I'm not wearing it. It looks stupid.
 * Penny: Forget it. I'm not wearing the wig


 * Zack: Oh, no, you’re thinking old-school Archie. It’s much more sophisticated now. Like, there’s two universes, and Archie’s married to Betty in one and Veronica in the other. Midge is even breaking up with Moose.
 * Raj: No!


 * Leonard: Look, I know our winter thermostat setting is 72 degrees, but I'm a little warmer, so I'm going to turn it down.
 * Sheldon: (as The Flash, runs to the Grand Canyon) Good lord, how you frustrate me, Leonard Hofstadter! (runs back) Fine.


 * Zack: Look up in the sky. It’s a bird! It’s a plane! (appears from the landing) I forget the rest.
 * Penny: All right. Let’s get this thing over with.
 * Sheldon: I’m sorry. But in what universe is Wonder Woman blonde?
 * Howard: Relax. No one’s going to be looking at her hair. (Penny punches him) Ow! I mean, "OW!"


 * Sheldon: (knocking door loads of times) Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny.
 * Penny: (opens door) What the hell is wrong with you?
 * Sheldon: I'm the Flash. I just knocked 30,000 times.


 * Penny: Are you high?


 * Raj: What the hell did I do?
 * Penny: You laughed.


 * Zack: Milk dud?

[Penny’s apartment. Knocking.]
 * Penny: Go away, Sheldon.
 * Leonard: It’s Leonard.
 * Penny: Oh. Go away, Leonard.
 * Leonard: Come on, let me just talk to you.
 * Penny: It’s open.
 * Leonard: Hey.
 * Penny: I’m not going to that party, Leonard.
 * Leonard: Okay, listen. You don’t have to wear the wig. At this party, we’re gonna win first prize just by showing up with a girl.
 * Penny: It’s not the wig.
 * Leonard: Did I do something? I mean, I tried to be friends with Zack, like you said, which believe me, was difficult, given how you and me used to be, you know, you and me, and now you and him are you and him.
 * Penny: Okay, look. We’re not really me and him.
 * Leonard: Then what are you?
 * Penny: I don’t know. I only started seeing Zack again so I wouldn’t be alone on New Year’s Eve. How pathetic is that?
 * Leonard: Not as pathetic as dressing up like this and going to a comic book store on New Year’s Eve.
 * Penny: You make a cute Green Arrow.
 * Leonard: Green Lantern.
 * Penny: Like there’s a difference.
 * Leonard: There’s a big difference. (poses) Arrow. (poses) Lantern.
 * Penny: Whatever. Look, if Zack and I had just gone to a regular club or a party, it would have been fine, but this, with the costumes, and you...
 * Leonard: What about me?
 * Penny: ...Nothing. Let’s go to the party. (Puts on wig) How do I look?
 * Leonard: Um... I guarantee you’ll be the prettiest girl there.

[outside the door]
 * Howard: Okay, the good news is, we have a Wonder Woman.
 * Sheldon: Oh.
 * Zack: Yes.
 * Sheldon: What’s the bad news?
 * Howard: Superman probably isn’t getting laid tonight.
 * Zack: Aw, damn.