LEGO Dimensions


 * X-PO: Hey, I found the thing! Uh. I mean. "Anomaly located, master."
 * Lord Vortech: Yes... I've found it!
 * X-PO: Uh... you found it?
 * Lord Vortech: After all these years of searching, it really exists... Foundation Prime. This depicts the Foundation Elements - artefects from start of time, scattered across the dimmensions. And only I can gather them all in one place.
 * X-PO: Just so you know... the Foundation Elements are the cornerstones of time and space. So they're... Kinda important. To the... Entire universe.
 * Lord Vortech: Your services are no longer required.
 * X-PO: But the elements can't be safety harnessed - it's too dangerous! And what about that pay raise you promised meeeee...?!
 * Lord Vortech: I will have them all. I will control their power. I will make universes colide! Aargh- No! I will not be denied perfection! My dedication to this work has taken its toll. Not for much longer can I freely pass between dimensions... But, there is another way. (Laughs)
 * Robin: Hey! No littering. What does Bane want with all this Kryptonite, Batman?
 * Batman: What everyone wants with Kryptonite, to take down Superman. But not today. Cut him off at the bridge - we'll have him cornered.
 * Robin: Okay, Batman. Whoa!
 * Bane: Oh. And we were having such a nice chase.
 * Batman: Robin?
 * Gandalf: You shall not pass! Aaaaarrrrrr!
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Gandalf: Fly you, fools.
 * Frodo: Nooo!
 * Batman: Where's Robin?
 * Gandalf: What? Behind you!
 * Batman: I said, where's Robin?
 * Gandalf: My dear fellow, I have no idea what you are talking about. Have you tried looking in a tree?
 * Batman: Not a Robin - Robin. He got sucked into a weird hole in Gotham. I jumped in and and it lead me to you!
 * Gandalf: And you are?
 * Batman: I'm Batman.
 * Ganddalf: My thanks.
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Gandalf: Frodo! The Ring! Frodo has the One Ring - it cannot fall into the enemy's hands! Quickly, fly!
 * Batman: I'm not actual bat, Gandalf!
 * Samwise Gamgee: I s'pose we'll just wait for them, then.
 * MetalBeard: Arr! It be Wyldstyle who jigged the best-
 * Unikitty: This dance-off was FIXED!!! I mean "Well done, Wyldstyle."
 * Wyldstyle: Yes! I mean, y'know, whatever. Ngh! Hey, wait, that's mine!
 * MetalBeard: Whoa! Wyldstyle! What, wh- WHOAAAAA! Arr! It be a kraken, I know it.
 * Emmet: What the- Where'd MetalBeard go?!
 * Batman: Agh!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Oof!
 * Wyldstyle: Batman?! Gandalf! Batman?!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Ow - you landed on my back, man.
 * Batman: I'm Batman.
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): No, I didn't say... Hey, I'm Batman!
 * Batman: I'm Batman!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): I'M Batman!
 * Batman: I'm Batman.
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): I'm BATMAN!
 * Gandalf: Oh, twins. I wonder if one of them is evil?
 * Unikitty: Where did you come from? And why are there two Bat... mans? Bat... men? Bat... mens?
 * Batman: There aren't. There's only one Batman... ...I don't know who the stiff is.
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Hey!
 * Gandalf: Well, this is all wonderful, but I don't suppose you saw a young Halfling pass this way?
 * Emmet: What's a Halfling?
 * Wyldstyle: The only thing we saw was our friend MetalBeard getting dragged into a strange vortex.
 * Batman: I think it was some kind of dimensional rift... Where is it?
 * Emmet: It disappeared after it took him.
 * Wyldstyle: So you didn't cause all that?
 * Gandalf: Might I suggest that we set out on a quest to find this, er, "rift" you say?
 * Unikitty: A quest?! Let me go pack some rainbow colored LEGO bricks!
 * Emmet: ANd I'll get my wrench!
 * Gandalf: We shall be the Fellowship of the- Aaaaarrrrr!
 * Wyldstyle: Aaaaarrrrr!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): "Fellowship of the Aar!"? That's a terrible name!
 * Emmet: Aw! They left without the whole gang!
 * Unikitty: Gang, shmang! They left without *me*! Rargh!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): That guy wasn't anything special. Ngh... Hup! Oof! Dang it!
 * Gandalf: We are at this straneg beast's mercy and I do not trust where it is leading us, we must get out!
 * Batman: Agreed. I need your scanner. If I can locate whatever's generating this rift... ...Then I can disrupt it.
 * Gandalf: Does that mean it worked?
 * Wyldstyle: Well, I don't quite knew what you did., but we're still alive.
 * Gandalf: Are you sure?
 * Batman: This technology looks advanced... My guess? That gateway created the rift that brought us here.
 * Gandalf: Which gateway?
 * Batman: The one exploded.
 * Gandalf: Hmm... Then perhaps...
 * Wyldstyle: ...We should rebuild it!
 * Gandalf: I SHALL pass... this over to someone else.
 * Gateway Keeper: Re-routing from back-up power. All systems are go. Limited system functionality restored.
 * Wyldstyle: "Limited system functionality"? Am I going to lose an arm if I go through that thing?
 * Batman: It does look unstable, I saw some glowing parts get sucked into it - they must have been important.
 * Gandalf: Well, it seems to be... alive, at least.
 * Wyldstyle: My relic scanner's showing that there's definitely something through here.
 * Gandalf: Could it be leading us to the missing bricks?
 * Batman: Could be...
 * Wyldstyle: Or MetalBeard?
 * Batman: Couldn't be.
 * MetalBeard: Aaaaaar!
 * Wyldstyle: That's MetalBeard! He's in trouble! Or he's happy, he uses "Aar!" for a lot of things. Either way, we have to find him!
 * Batman: We are not in Gotham anymore.
 * Gandalf: I would have had a more pleasant journey on the back of that Balrog.
 * Batman: It's so... colorful.
 * Gandalf: Yes. It is rather pleasant.
 * Wyldstyle: I can't see MetalBeard.
 * Batman: Well, something's close. You're still tracking that signal. This way.
 * Wyldstyle: Careful. This place might look pretty but we can't let our guard down.
 * Gandalf: Confound it! What inconsiderate tool of a Took would have their cart in a such a place?
 * Wyldstyle: Time to think outside the box!
 * Batman: The world's greatest detective strikes again.
 * ("Off To See The Wizard" plays)
 * Wyldstyle: Is that... singing?
 * Gandalf: It's not just singing - it's a singing scarecrow. Among other oddites.
 * Batman: The Scarecrow! I knew it! This is all hallucination.
 * Wyldstyle: I think he's going crazy.
 * Gandalf: Going, my dear? He's wearing a bat costume.
 * ("Off To See The Wizard" continues playing)
 * Batman: You're coming with me, Scarecrow!
 * Dorothy: Another one to join us on our journey. And what are you missing?
 * Batman: A sense of humor. Hand him over!
 * Dorothy: But why ever would we do that?
 * Batman: Because he's a heartless villain!
 * Tin Woodman: No. I'm heartless... he's brainless.
 * Scarecrow: Am I still a villain, though?
 * Cowardly Lion: I s..s...see something scary.
 * Tin Woodman: What? Is it Toto again?
 * Dorothy: Oh my! You are heartless! Oh no! Not anoher tornado.
 * Cowardly Lion: Aargh.
 * Gandalf: What on Middle-earth is going on?
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah, who was that laughing?
 * Batman: I don't know.
 * Wyldstyle: Look! Is that one of the pieces from the gateway?
 * Batman: Yes! Let's grab it and get out of this place!
 * Wyldstyle: Okay, so I'm guessing those are NOT normal poppies... Do we have anything that will help us cross safety?
 * Gandalf: We're almost there! Goodness, this has been remarkably easy, hasn't it?
 * Batman: Oh, you just to jinx it, didn't you?
 * Wicked Witch: Now that meddling do-gooder is gone, all of Oz is mine. So long, Dorthy! So long. What's that? Something magical? It looks like so pretty... it feels so powerful! They can't have it.
 * Gandalf: It would appear we're not the only ones interested in the gateway pieces.
 * Wicked Witch: Get away from my property! Whatever it is.
 * Batman: We've got monkey dive-bombers!
 * Wyldstyle: Ugh. This place makes Cloud Cuckoo Land look normal.
 * Wicked Witch: So you won't take a warning, eh? I'll take care of you now! Hehehehe.
 * Gandalf: What dark sorcery is this?
 * Batman: Oracle, how do I beat this thing? Ah, I'll just keep hitting it.
 * Wicked Witch: A spell to halt the progress ahead! To freeze, to blind my foes in red. Hahaha! Gah! You bothersome little worm! I'll get you for that! What are you flying fools waiting for? Attack! Attack.
 * Wyldstyle: Flying monkeys? They're coming this way!
 * Wicked Witch: Stay in the red mist, that's just fine! Your thoughts, your moves, your actions are mine! Hahaha! Nnyahhh! I'll teach pesky little troublemakers like you to get in MY way! I'l get you, my pretty, and your giant dog, too.
 * Batman: I'm a bat... ...Man.
 * Wicked Witch: Seize the shiny and fly! Fly back to the castle.
 * Wyldstyle: Nuh-uh! No you don't! Agh!
 * Wicked Witch: You'll have to be faster than that, my lady! Without my sister's ruby slippers you're no match for me! Away, my pretties! Away.
 * Batman: Now this is more my kinda scene... Dark and spooky...
 * Gandalf: I think this contraption could almost give shadowlax a run for his money!
 * Batman: Looks like they were lying in wait... Or should that be "flying?" in wait?...
 * Talking Tree: What do you think you're doing? Oh you...
 * Gandalf: Allow me to deal with this! A curious arrangement... Aha! You cannot fool an Istari! I say, that WAS rather exciting, wasn't it?
 * Wyldstyle: Ugh... Remind me not to do THAT again...
 * Batman: A gigantic castle for just one person? I'm beginning to like this witch...
 * Gandalf: Prepare to see some fireworks! I should probably check that this doesn't have any evil inscriptions... No, it seems quite safe! At least there was no riddle to open this door.
 * Wicked Witch: So, you made it inside, did you? Well I hope you like it here I'm going to make sure you never leave! Nnyaaaha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa.
 * Batman: The Wicked Witch is getting away! Gotta get her now!
 * Wyldstyle: Let me show you how it's done! Who the heck built this thing?
 * Wicked Witch: So... You've come to steal my treasure, have you? And you think you'll escape with it, do you? You won't even escape with your lives. (Laughs)
 * Batman: Why can't you do that kind of magic?
 * Gandalf: Hmmph! All she's doing is moving faster than the eye can follow.
 * Wyldstyle: Then let's find a way to stop her.
 * Wicked Witch: You can't steal my new toy from me! I'm the only one who knows how to use it! It's of no use to you.
 * Batman: This has gone on long enough, Wicked Witch... Surrender the piece!
 * Gandalf: You shall not pass!
 * Wicked Witch: Stay in the red mist, that's just fine! Your thoughts, your moves, your actions are mine! Hahaha! Curses! CURSES! My Crystal Ball! My new powers are... gone! GONE!
 * Wyldstyle: I think I've got an idea to keep her preoccupied... Time to get building!
 * Wicked Witch: Argh! You cursed brat!
 * Batman: Bat.
 * Wicked Witch: I'm melting! Melting! Oh what a world, what a world! Make sure to cancel my newspaper delivery...
 * Gandalf: How do you suppose she ever took a bath?
 * Wyldstyle: Maybe that isn't monkeys we can smell? Another rift!
 * Gandalf: Batman!
 * Batman: On it!
 * Gandalf: I believe the rift is becoming unstable! Shall we take our leave through it?
 * Wyldstyle: Where do you think this one leads?
 * Batman: Wherever it is, it's gotta be better than this garish nightmare! Come on!
 * Lord Vortech: Ah, good guys?
 * Scarecrow: I might be a villain.
 * Tin Woodman: Ignore him.
 * Lord Vortech: Thank you - to the left, please. Oh, and you won't be needing those lovely ruby slippers anymore, my dear!
 * Robin: Have you got any idea where we are or what's going on?
 * Dorothy: I know it's not Kansas. They took my slippers.
 * Frodo: They took my ring, too.
 * Robin: And the Kryptonite I was holding.
 * MetalBeard: Any my treasure chest of ill-gotten booty...
 * Robin: Don't worry, MetalBeard. We'll get it back.
 * MetalBeard: Aar?
 * Robin: And then I will return to the rightful owners.
 * MetalBeard: Aar.
 * Lord Vortech: Excellent. Place them with the other elements. (Laughs) Bad guys? Excellent. To the right please.
 * Saruman: I am Saruman the White. I am not a 'bad guy'.
 * Joker: Pff! Please.
 * Lord Vortech: Look! Sauron!
 * Saruman: My Lord Saruman, it is I, your faithful serv-
 * 'Joker: Hahahaha!
 * Saruman: Oh. To the right you say?
 * Lord Vortech: If you don't mind. You'll find lots of fun weapons and we can offer you some excellent opportunities to use them.
 * Joker: Well, we'd have to be crazy to refuse that offer!
 * Lord Vortech: Mmm?
 * Joker: That means we're in.
 * Gandalf: Goodness, I almost lost my staff that time.
 * Wyldstyle: Same here Except with my lunch.
 * Gateway Keeper: Hey, nice job. You bought back the Shift Keystone.
 * Wyldstyle: Keystone? What's a keystone?
 * Batman: I'm guessing it's this.
 * Wyldstyle: Let's do this!
 * Batman: Urgh... Why do these things always have to be so... bright?
 * Gandalf: Oh!
 * Wyldstyle: Where are we?!
 * Batman: And why does everything look... Strange?
 * Homer: (Screams)
 * Krusty: Hey, hey, kids!
 * Batman: Enough TV. Let's figure why we're here.
 * Wyldstyle: I'm Wyldstyle! And I'm not a DJ!
 * Hans Moleman: Over here! Help me!
 * Wyldstyle: Time to see what a Msater Builder can really do!
 * Gandalf: I think this contraption could almost give shadowfax a run for his money!
 * Batman: Interesting. The markings on this device appear to be the same as on the Shift Keystone. Perhaps they're killed? Someone's trying to help us...
 * Batman: Hey!
 * Wyldstyle: Batman! Whoa!
 * Gandalf: Whoa!
 * Batman: Whoa! What the heck is going on?
 * Wyldstyle: I don't know.
 * Batman: Here we go again. That's right... It's the bat!
 * Lord Business: The Foundation Element has been located... It's in the... in the hands of an employee...
 * Computer System Warning: System compromised Self Destruct intizing in T-minus 3, 2, 1.
 * Gandalf: Self... what?
 * Computer SYstem Warning: Warning: Detonation.
 * Gandalf: Only part of the message was relayed. We need more information.
 * Batman: Alright... No more Mr. Nice Bat.
 * Lord Business: Do everything it takes to get hold of this employee, one Homer J... Sempson? ...Sempson? ...Sim... oh whatever. JUST GET HIM.
 * Computer System Warning: Second System compromised. Self Distruct intalallzing in T-Minus 3, 2, 1. Detonation.
 * Batman: Hmm... I think the tool for this job is in my other Batsuit...
 * Gandalf: This is Wizard's work... This creature is still alott, there must be more to it hidden away inside, keeping it alive...
 * Lord Business: Once we have the artfact we move back. Utilize The Asset and his secret weapon if there's any resistance.
 * Gandalf: We must retrieve the artefact before the enemies.
 * Computer System Warning: Proximitry Alert. Emergency Landing incoming. Raise in altitude suggested.
 * Batman: This says we're heading towards Springfield nuclear power plant. And that... Was our brakes.
 * Homer: It's not selling out, it's co-branding! Co-branding!
 * Gandalf: Ow. What do you suppose these internal contraptions want here?
 * Batman: Wyldstyle, your scanner.
 * Wyldstyle: There's something at the other end of the plant, maybe the keystone?
 * Batman: Let's check it out...
 * Homer: What do I do? What do I do? All right, brain. It's all up to you. Check core temperature... I just press this button... D'oh!
 * Batman: This is going to be like ACE Chemicals all over again!
 * Homer: Vent radioactive gas? N-O. Homer, your genius heh heh heh!
 * Batman: Is he deliberately trying to make things harder?
 * Homer: This is my chance to show everyone how professional I am.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah, someone else should probably take a look at this...
 * Lord Business: ...so what I'm saying is, why didn't you just cut a bigger hole?
 * Wyldstyle: Lord Business......
 * Lord Business: Wyldstyle? It "was" you meddling! Hey, I'd love to catch up, but I have to grab something and then destroy you and your friends, mmkay? Mmkay. Get the element.
 * Homer: Ow! Hoo-hoo! Ow, my thingies! I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. Oh my gosh, space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
 * Lord Business: That's the grabbing done. Now, what was the other thing?
 * Homer: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
 * Lord Business: Well it was nice of you guys to drop in but I don't have time to play. I'm a little busy.
 * Batman: Hmph. I've fought tougher enemies than this with my cowl backwards.
 * Gandalf: Some outside the box thinking is required here, I believe.
 * Lord Business: Look, this is a new gun okay. It needs a little time to charge so my goons will distract you, okay?
 * Wyldstyle: Ugh... Remind me not do that again...
 * Lord Busniess: Argh! Why are you so difficult? Just stay still and let me get you already! Really!? It's like you're just asking me to just attack you in lots of different and interesting ways. DO you mind? This is a NEW SUIT! We all know toxic waste gives you awesome super powers, so you just keep on trying that. Thanks!
 * Wyldstyle: I have literally no idea what do with this.
 * Lord Business: Tell him it's show-time. Look at that! Right into my hand!
 * Homer: Hey, get your own pants!
 * Lord Business: Hey, it's been great seeing you again, Wyldstyle, but I have somewhere less exploding to be. You know what to do.
 * Joker: Roll up, roll up and witness the hysterically hilarious, the riotously ridiculous, the marvelously mirthful... me! Well, if isn't my old pal Batsy...
 * Batman: Joker...
 * Joker: Ding-ding-ding! One point to the Dork Knight! Haha! But, you can tell me what this is? Too late! My experts say it's power unit. So let's use if it's got enough juice to wake up an old friend of yours, Bat-brain! I think it does!
 * Batman: Joker! What are you doing? Oh, not this again... Duck!
 * Joker: Ready for round two?!
 * Gandalf: I shall banish you to the fiery depths!
 * Joker: Hey! Now that's not very nice!
 * Batman: That's done it.
 * Joker: Don't forget to go out with a smile! Nice of you to come out and play.
 * Batman: Hitting him will interrupt his sequence and do some damage... but he's too far away!
 * Joker: Will you just PLAY NICE? It's not a show with out THE JOKER! That's me by the way.
 * Gandalf: The metal giant appears to have a strange contraption attached to it.
 * Batman: You just made a big mistake!
 * Joker: Ooh, this looks valuable... Nuh-uh! Hi, I'm going to need a taxi from the roof of Springfield Nuclear Power plant- Oh, never mind, one's here. Be seeing you around, Bat. Wooargh...
 * Gandalf: I'll take that, thank-you. Shall we?
 * Joker: ...and then they stole this shiny thing I found!
 * Lord Vortech: Chance meetings and setbacks to your petty pilfering do not concern me. We have the Foundation Element - that is all that maters.
 * Joker: Trust me, if you underestimate the Creped Crusader, you'll end up getting battered...
 * Gateaway Keeper: Three it is - the Chroma Keystone. Now we're talkin'.
 * Batman: Let's see what this one can do.
 * Gandalf: Oh dear... This is like that battle with the Balrog all over again...
 * Wyldstyle: My scanner's picking up a new dimension! No, wait... just a smudge on the screen. Never mind! Now where are we?
 * Master Chen: Hahaha! What a delightful surprise. More competitors for my tournament of elements. Did you arrange this, Clouse? No matter. I sense great power in them. Power that will soon be mine. You. Bring our guests... Up to speed.
 * Griffin Turner: Yes, Master Chen. Turner, Element of Speed and Time, you're up. Let's see how our new contenders fare.
 * Wyldstyle: When master builds go wrong!
 * Griffin Turner: You'll never keep up.
 * Master Chen: Hee heee haha hahaha.
 * Griffin Turner: Whoah! Who put that there?! I can't stop!... Wait, I'm so fast I can outrun this thing! Haha! Sure I can I... I can... (Gasps)... no... getting... tired... nooo.
 * Master Chen: only ONE can remain! Hahaha. Hah ha ha! Very creative! Shall we say... 'Best of Three'? Gravis! Element of Gravity. He'll turn your world upside down. Heh heh heh.
 * Gandalf: you shall not pass! Prepare to see some fireworks!
 * Mastre Chen: Life time supply of Master Chen Noodles to the winner. Most interesting and entertaining. Guard bring me more popcorn. Now for your final foe... Karlof, Element of Metal. Now's your chance to prove your... well... METTLE! Ha-ha.
 * Karlof: Ha. This no problem for Karlof. Karlof crush you. Metal power. Karlof smash. Wuhhhhgggggg.
 * Master Chen: You-you cheated! Nobody cheats in my tournament! Nobody! Agh! Oooh.
 * Lex Luthor: That staff! Hand it over!
 * Master Chen: No! No more surprise guests. Uh-oh. Everyone! Stop him.
 * Batman: Whatever Lex Luthor wants with that staff, it won't be good. Come on!
 * Master Chen: Haha! You'll never find me! No-one has ever gotten through my maze of tunnels! You'll rot down here! Forever running in circles, never knowing where to turn! Hahaha! Welcome to my Serpentine Catacombs. So nice of you to hoin us down here! If it makes you feel any better, a man calling himself Lex Luthor is lost down here too. Perhaps you'll stumble across each other and then you'll be best buddies. Oh are you lost? Don't worry I'm SURE you'll get out eventually... Oh hey. I've sent some of my men to help you get out. They can be a bit heavy handed but just let them take care of you! Hehehehe.
 * Lex Luthor: Cheeeeen! I will find you!
 * Master Chen: Do you really think you went the right way just then?
 * Lex Luthor: This infernal maze!
 * Master Chen: No, don't go that way... Go THAT way! Hehehe.
 * Gandalf: I have been reborn... Again! Time to head to the Grey Havens.
 * Wyldstyle: Another keystone!
 * Gandalf: Behind you!
 * Saruman: Did you think my master would it so easy for you, Gandalf?
 * Gandalf: Saruman?! Have you abandoned all reason?
 * Saruman: Not at all, my friend.
 * Batman: A giant snake, is that all? I think you'll find we're tougher than you expect.
 * Saruman: Then I'll make sure he chews properly.
 * Wyldstyle: Something tells me this one's a little longer!
 * Batman: That's right... It's the bat!
 * Saruman: You cannot win! My master will rule all! I have seen it!
 * Gandalf: Saruman! Come to your senses. No victory can be had siding with evil. I implore you, stop this Madness Saruman!
 * Saruman: Noooo!!
 * Wyldstyle: Move!
 * Gandalf: Oh!
 * Batman: Hand the staff over, Lex.
 * Lex Luthor: Batman... Come and get it. No one can defeat my impenetrable Power Suit!
 * Batman: Oracle, how do I defeat this thing? Ah, I'll just keep hitting it. Lex, this is low. Even for you. Stop this charade. Sorry, Lex, but you're brought this on yourself.
 * Lord Vortech: (Voice) You have failed me, Luthor!
 * Wyldstyle: What was that?
 * Batman: I don't know. What the-?
 * Master Chen: And now... Your punishment for cheating. Now, now. No need to get violent... I think we all need to COOL off.
 * P.I.X.A.L.: Help is required.
 * Master Chen: Ow! That one hurt! You know, you could just let me win... I mean, would it cost you the EARTH? Let's HEAT things up a bit, shall we? Ha! Good hit. Well, well... This is quite a battle, eh? I would even call it... ELECTRIFYING.
 * Gandalf: I think this contraption could almost give Shadowfax a run for his money! A little gaudy, but it's always good to have a spare.
 * Batman: We should keep them seperate.
 * Wyldstyle: Flying monkeys, giant robots, ninjas... Shall we find out what's next?
 * Lord Vortech: I'm very disappointed in you, Lex.
 * Lex Luthor: It's not my fault! You should have warned me Batman and his cronies would be there!
 * Lord Vortech: Batman, again? ...Well, if mice are scurrying through my property... ...Then I better put down some traps.
 * Batman: That staff's important somehow. Put it somewhere secure.
 * Gandalf: There.
 * Gateaway Keeper: This is the Elemental Phase Keystone. Also known as the Keystone with the fanciest name.
 * Wyldstyle: Shouldn't we arrived by now?
 * Batman: Yes. Something's up. Check your relic scanner.
 * Wyldstyle: Uh... Not good.
 * Gandalf: So what do we do?
 * The Doctor: Well I suggest you mind your heads! Hold on a sec! Not that you have a choice - you're stuck in a rift loop! C'mon! Don't just sit there, you've got bunch of monsters to meet.
 * Batman: Who are you? What did you do to us?
 * Wyldstyle: Is he always like this, Wyldstyle? I assumed I'd just caught him at a bad time before.
 * Wyldstyle; Uh, what?
 * The Doctor: I'm the Doctor. I locked on your scanner. Remember that.
 * Batman: Before? You said before.
 * The Doctor: Well spotted, Batman - go to the head of the class! This is the TARDIS. It travels in time. I've met you three before, but you haven't met me yet. That's time travel for you.
 * Batman: You're lying.
 * The Doctor: No. Here's your grapple gun.
 * Batman: Clearly a copy.
 * The Doctor: Again, no. Like I say, time machine - not a 3D printer. Just give me your grapple gun later. Okay, out you go.
 * Batman: Where are we?
 * The Doctor: Does it matter Call it, I dunno, "Dave". This is my phone number, you call it when you get into trouble and I'll help you out - I'm nice like that. Look, normally I'd come along with you, but if I cross my own time-stream here it'll rip a hole in the universe so big you could drive his ego through it. Anyway, good luck!
 * Gandalf: Can someone explain to me what's going on, please?
 * Wyldstyle: Not really, no. I think another Keystone's here.
 * (At Space)
 * (At Tardis)
 * The Doctor: Typical Daleks! What is their fascination with Earth? That's MY fascination!
 * Dalek: Time capsule detected! Battle computer's estimate a ninety-seven percent chance that it is The Doctor!
 * Davros: Oh, I think we can up that to one-hundred percent. However, I give you my word - this time... ...there's a zero percent chance of The Doctor's survival!
 * Dalek: Do no resist the will of the Daleks! All humans must present themselves for processing!
 * The Doctor: London in the future, or at least what's left of it! Who else but the Daleks would cause so much destruction? We need to find a way up onto the street. I don't want to be late for the surprise welcome party. These broken shutters are nothing the sonic screwdriver can't handle. I'm fairly sure that the Daleks didn't get lost on their way to a plumping convention...
 * Dalek: Daleks are the masters of Earth! Daleks are the masters of Earth!! Daleks reign supreme!
 * The Doctor: Right on cue! Not so nice to see you again. A Dalek energy shield, and heavily guarded too. There's nothing getting past that in one piece, there must be a power source nearby, and chances are we'll find a few more Daleks too. Ah ha! What do we have here... unmistakably Dalek technology! And if my calculations are correct, and they are.
 * Dalek: Non-Dalek life forms detected! Exterminate! Surrender to the Daleks! Obey! Obey!!! Dizzy! Dizzy!!! It is The Doctor, we have located him! Exterminate! Exterminate! You cannot defeat the Daleks!
 * The Doctor: Stay calm. More Daleks Incoming! We need to get to safety! There's nothing we can do here for now, the Daleks will have us surrounded out there... So, where to next? Let's take a punt shall we...
 * Dalek: You will be exterminate! Impossible! Impossible!!!
 * K-9: Master!
 * The Doctor: Okay, I'll deal with this. Basically, the eyebrows say I'm in charge here. 2015, a good year, or at least it will be if we can find the next power source to break down the Daleks' force field.
 * Dalek: All hail the Daleks! We are the Superior beings! Explain! Explain!!! My vision is impaired! I cannot see!
 * The Doctor: Looks like the Daleks have picked up a few timey tricks of their own...
 * Dalek: Align and advance! This cannot be! No power in the universe can stop the Daleks! Identify yourself! We will repair! We will grow stronger! Daleks conquer and destroy!
 * The Doctor: I'd love to stay and reminisce but you know how it is. Things to do, planets to save. Autons! Living plastic controlled by the Nestene Consciousness...
 * Dalek: Critical damage detected! System malfunction! Intruder alert! Protect the energy shield! Exterminate the Doctor! I obey!
 * K-9: Your silliness is noted.
 * The Doctor: I am the Doctor, and this is my spoon! En garde! Here we are, Victorian London - the Geith, Weng-Chiang, a giant Dinosaur in the Thames... I've got a tale or two to tell from my time here. It must be winter ...strange how quiet it is, and there's a sinister look to this snow. Creepy old gates slamming shut of their own accord in the middle of the night... never a good sign. 2 down, 1 more to go.
 * Dalek: Energy shield losing power, protect the final generator!
 * The Doctor: It appears that we still have work to do.
 * Dalek: Destroy the Tardis!
 * The Doctor: More Daleks! Stay alert. That should do it, now back to the Tardis! I should be able to get to the last generator from here. I can use this device to override that Daleks controls system.
 * Dalek: System malfunction! Arrrrrrrrrrggghhhh!
 * The Doctor: The coast is clear! Time to shut down the energy shield and put an end to this. Stay calm, I've got a plan... well it's more of a thing. A multi-functional sonic device of advanced Gallifreyan. Just need to find the temporal origin of this ship... Ah, got you. And then one more pick-up before I shut this off for good.
 * Dalek: Unauthorized computer access detected!
 * The Doctor: What? I wasn't do anything! That was like that when I got here!
 * Davros: You might have a new face, Doctor, but I see you're still the same old prattling fool.
 * The Doctor: Davros. Not so much a bad penny as a mad penny. What have you done with the population of the Earth?
 * Davros: I have... Given them employment.
 * The Doctor: The Daleks... they're...?
 * Davros: Yes, Doctor. Your precious humans! Confine him to holding cell! Whilst I reformat a Dalek production line to accept a Time lord body...
 * The Doctor: I know, I know! I'll make myself at home, shall I?
 * Dalek: Enter!
 * The Doctor: By the way, I'd like a wake-up call at seven and two soft boiled eggs for breakfast. And plenty of butter on the soldiers! Daleks. So predictable. And now that I know when and where this ship came from I can stop this travesty before it happens... It can't be? This shouldn't even be possible. We're going into darkness... Something tells me the answer to all of this lies ahead inside the Tardis. Weeping Angels are quantum locked. Keep your eyes on them and they can't hurt you... just don't blink! They're fast... faster than you can believe! In fact, imagine the fastest thing you've ever seen and then immediately forget it because they're even faster!
 * X-PO: Hey, you must find this interesting.
 * The Doctor: No, no this can't be right... I must have developed a fault?! Skaro, home of the Daleks. It looks like they've been busy too. Last time, I was here this place was in ruins. Nothing the sonic screwdriver can't repair... This Dalek manipulator arm should be compatible with that control switch... no it's not a plunger before you ask. Patrolling Daleks everywhere, keep an eye on those watchtowers scanning for intruders...
 * Dalek: Intruders will be exterminated! You are an enemy of the Daleks!
 * The Doctor: Watch your step, I don't fancy taking a dip in a pool of toxic Dalek waste...
 * Dalek: All hail the Daleks! Enemies of the Daleks must be exterminated!
 * The Doctor: A simple case of reversing the polarity. Even a pudding brain could've handled that...
 * K-9: Dnager! Doctor! Danger!
 * The Doctor: I can use this control panel to override the controls to that Dalek just like before.
 * Davros: Welcome to my new empire, Doctor. It is fitting that you should be first to fall to the power of the Daleks!
 * The Doctor: Nice to see you again Davros, surely, you must be running out of escape pods by now?
 * Dalek: All hail Davros! All hail the creator of the Daleks! Seek! Locate! Annihilate! Surrender to the Daleks! Obey! Obey!!!
 * Davros: After all this time, finally my Daleks will take their rightful place!
 * The Doctor: I suppose you expected me to come back with a bow tie and some 'entertaining' hair...
 * Davros: You will not be so fortunate next time! Attack them my Daleks!
 * Dalek: Protect our creator! Protect Davros!
 * Davros: Do not anger me! You are a pathetic insect compared to the power of my Dalek creations! Stop that! Noooooo! This cannot be!
 * Dalek: No power in the universe can stop the Daleks!
 * Davros: Activate Dalek armor! A foolish error on your behalf! Daleks, exterminate! This will be my ultimate victory, you cannot stop it! No! You have confounded me for the last time, Doctor! I will destroy you... and the miserable, insignificant planet this is Earth! What are you doing? Cease at once! The Daleks are meant to only obey me. They! Will! Obey! Me!
 * X-PO: Stuck, huh? Don't worry, you're only human. Or maybe some kind of mammal? I can tell.
 * The Doctor: For future reference. It's a really bad idea to route all your targeting software through a single computer node!
 * Dalek: Weapons targeting is being over-ridden! I cannot control! I cannot control!
 * Davros: No! Stop! I am your creator!
 * The Doctor: We cannot override The Doctor's commands!
 * Davros: Curse you, Doctor!
 * The Doctor: And that'll be your fleet exploding, Davros! I hope you're insured.
 * Davros: Curse you!
 * The Doctor: See you next time, Davros.
 * (Davros flys away)
 * (Back with Batman)
 * Batman: So somewhere on this... moon... is a keystone. Let's hunt. Should be able to figure this out... I am Batman, after all. This might look simple but I've always got to be ready in case it's a trap...
 * Wyldstyle: Time to think outside the box!
 * Batman: The world's greatest detective strikes-again. This might look simple but I've always got to be ready in case it's a trap... There's some sort of spaceman picture here... it's incomplete. Might be a locking mechanism. This area looks like it's missing it's generator... but where did it go?
 * Wyldstyle: Get ready! It's Fisticuffs Friday!
 * Clara Oswald: Doctor? Doctor, is that you? Help me! Heeeelp! Okay, this isn't funny anymore.
 * The Doctor: The Doctor will see you now.
 * The Doctor: I could save the universe 3 times over before this 'baby' hits 88 miles per hour! Quickly - Back to the TARDIS!
 * 1st Doctor: Have you ever thought what It's like to be wanderers in the Fourth Dimension?
 * 2nd Doctor: You've had this place redecorated, haven't you? Hmm, I don't like it...
 * 3rd Doctor: I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow.
 * 4th Doctor: It's about time I found something better to do than run around after the Brigadier.
 * 5th Doctor: For some people. Small. Beautiful events are what life is all about!
 * 6th Doctor: Change. My dear. And it seems not a moment too soon.
 * 7th Doctor: Do you fancy a quick trip around the twelve galaxies and then back to Perivale in time for tea?
 * 8th Doctor: I'm a Doctor...But probably not the one you're expecting.
 * 9th Doctor: Your wish is my command. But be careful what you wish for.
 * 10th Doctor: I'm The Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasteroborous.
 * 11th Doctor: Hello. I'm the Doctor.
 * Clara Oswald: Phew! About time! I've been in there for hours. Now, run, you clever boy and remember me.
 * Wyldstyle: I have literally no idea what do with this.
 * Batman: Job done. Now let's power this place up.
 * Cyber-Controller: Upgrade complete. Organic informs located. You will become like us.
 * Batman: I don't think so.
 * Cyber-Controller: Hostillity Dectected. Failure to comply with upgrading is not an option.
 * Cybermen: You will become like us or you will be deleted! We are Cybermen, and you are inferior. Hostile elements will be deleted. Those who are not compatible for upgrade will be deleted.
 * Cyber-Controller: Delete! Delete! Delete!
 * Cybermen: Delete! Delete! Hostiles will be deleted! We will give you immortality.
 * Cyber-Controller: What is the meaning of this?! Memory scans detects you know of The Doctor! Allies of the Doctor are enemies of the Cybermen! This is not possible. The Cybermen are superior. You belong to us. You will become us.
 * Cybermen: You will not escape.
 * Cyber-Controller: You are incompatible! Delete! Delete! NOOOOO! You will perish under maximum deltetion. Upgrade process is... FAILING!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
 * Cybermen: Cybermen will bring unity to the Universe. We are the next level of mankind. We are human 2.0. Cyberman activate.
 * Gandalf: I believe this will take a bit more than an Eivlish incantation to solve.
 * Batman: I've got a gadget for situations like this.
 * Wyldstyle: Either I'm seeing things, or there's a cementary here.
 * Gandalf: I SHALL pass... this over to someone else. Aha! You cannot fool an Istari! A currious arrangement... It seems our senses cannot be trusted in this place, although these mysterious guardians appear to be all too real.
 * Batman: I'm Batman. Hey, who turned off the lights? Anything could jump out of the shadows. Be on your guard!
 * Wyldstyle: These statues are chasing us!... and these flickering lights aren't helping!
 * Batman: I think I'm going to need some help with this one.
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa! What are they?
 * Batman: I don't know.
 * Gandalf: At leastthey aren't those statues.
 * Dalek: Re-activitaing... Re-activiating... Hostiles located! Do not move!
 * Wyldstyle: Who? Us? We're not hostile, we're friends of the Doctor!
 * Dalek: The Doctor must be exterminated!
 * Wyldstyle: Well, more acquainyances, really, I didn't mean 'friend'.
 * Dalek: Daleks conquer and destory! You will be exterminated! Obey the Daleks! Locate the Doctor! Exterminate, annihilate, destroy! We are supreme beings! Enemies of the Daleks will be exterminated! Do not move!
 * Dalek Emperor: Silence!
 * Distracted Dalek: ...that is why I want to be a red dalek- Sorry.
 * Dalek Emperor: Ypu will tell us everything you know about the Doctor's plans.
 * Gandalf: To be honest, we don't really know everything.
 * Dalek Emperor: Then you will be exterminated! INITIATING SCALING STRATAGEM! PROTECT THE KEYSTONE. EXTERMINATE HOSTILE LIFEFORMS! MAXIMUM EXTERMINATION! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE DALEKS! CEASE YOUR ATTEMPTS TO STOP US! YOU WILL BEAR WITNESS TO OUR TRUE POWER AS THE SUPREME BEGINS! MY CONTROLS ARE BEING OVERRIDDEN! WEAPONS MALFUNCTION!? HELP MEEEEEE! ALERT! ALERT! I AM UNDER ATTACK! KEYSTONE MALFUNCTIONING! HELP MEEEEEE! HOSTILITY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! EXTERMINATE! THIS KEYSTONE WILL DEMONSTRATE THE MIGHT OF THE DALEK RACE! MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! YOU ARE THE PRISONERS OF THE DALEKS NOW! YOU WILL OBEY OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED! DIZZY! DIZZY! THE DOCTORS ASSOCIATES WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
 * Dalek: THE DALEKS MUST SURVIVE! IMPOSSIBLE! IMPOSSIBLE!!! WHAT IS THIS NOISE!? MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOOPPPPPPP!
 * Dalek Emperor: UNDER ATTACK! UNDER ATTACK!? NOOO, THIS CANNOT BE! THIS CANNOT BEEEEE! SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! EXPLAIIIIIN!? ...EXPLAAAAIIIIIIIIIIN!?!
 * Dalek: EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!!!
 * Dalek Emperor: BRING FORTH MORE DALEKS! MY BRETHERN... YOU MUST EXTERMINATE THE INTRUDERS!
 * Dalek: EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!
 * Dalek Emperor: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!? FAILURE IS NOT IN DALEK NATURE! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEE!?
 * Dalek Telephone Voice: Calling... The Doctor!... Ring Ring!... Is anybody there?
 * Gandalf: I think our time is at an end.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah, I don't think the Doctor's making house calls today.
 * Batman: Come on...!
 * Dalek Emperor: Doctor!
 * The Doctor: Look, before you start on me, if you will fire a shrink ray at a dimensionally transcendental time-machine, these accidents are going to happen.
 * Dalek Emperor: Exterminate him!
 * The Doctor: Hey, sorry about the shrinking, but you called me, remember?
 * Batman: About time, Doctor!
 * The Doctor: What?! Wait, do I know you?
 * Wyldstyle: Yes. And no. I'm Wyldstyle - we're the ones who called you.
 * The Doctor: Not the Daleks? Ah, that explains why they're so tetchy. Alright, get in!
 * Dalek Emperor: You will pay for this, Doctor!
 * The Doctor: Don't worry, you'll be fine. Just eat plenty of vegetables - excellent for growth. Right, one of you, start talking. And start with why that one's got pointy ears. Okay, I should be able to lock onto this no problem. Someone's using this rift technology like a Gallifreyan time scoop. They're pulling in monsters and madman from everywhere.
 * Batman: We noticed.
 * The Doctor: But that... should stop whoever's behind this tracking from you from now on. No more rift loops. Speaking of which, I whould go and rescue you from one.
 * Batman: You'll need this.
 * The Doctor: I usually take the stairs, but thanks. I'll go finish up with the Daleks and their pals.
 * Batman: And we'll deal with the rest.
 * The Doctor: Good. See you later. Or earlier.
 * Gandalf: What an odd fellow.
 * Gateway Keeper: The Scale Keystone. I'll handle it...
 * Gandalf: I have returned to aid the cause!
 * Police Officer: It's not Halloween yet, is it? You'll have to stay back, sir. It isn't safe here.
 * Sauron: You are right.
 * Police Officer: Wow. "A" for effort.
 * Batman: This is Metropolis...
 * Wyldstyle: It's Superman! He'll help us- Ohhhhh....
 * Batman: That's right, leave it to Batman, again.
 * Gandalf: Barad-dur!
 * Wyldstyle: What is that thing, Gandalf?
 * Gandalf: The Dark Tower, where Sauron dwells. if he is here, all is lost! We cannot hope to defeat him without Frodo. Without the one ring...
 * Batman: I see him. And the Keystone. Let's go! The city in chaos! This... 'Sauron' needs to be stopped right away!
 * Gandalf: Now what have we here?... This is Wizard's work...
 * Batman: That's... a Keystone device!
 * Sauron: Your suffering begins now...
 * Gandalf: I believe the correct course of action would be to do the same as the last time...
 * Sauron: You cannot hide...
 * Wyldstyle: Wow. Talk about your deja vu!... Wait... Didn't I say that already?
 * Batman: Urgh. Not again... Gotta hurry and deactivate the gateway...
 * Wyldstyle: Seriously? This think THIS is gonna slow me down? Why do I get the feeling that the worst is still to come? It looks like they've turned this place into a prison...
 * Gandalf: Sauron will enslave all of mankind...
 * Batman: Not on my watch!
 * Sauron: I... SEE... YOU...
 * Two Face: Well, well, if it isn't our old friend, Batman.
 * Batman: Two-face!
 * Gandalf: What have you done to that poor beast?
 * Two-Face: Given it a face-lift! Would you be interested in one?
 * Gandalf: I doubt it.
 * Two-Face: Then let me help you choose. Haeds or tails?
 * Batman: Harvey! No!
 * Wyldstyle: Ooh! Tails! It's okay. I get this almost half the time.
 * Two-Face: Sorry, it's heads.
 * Wyldstyle: What does heads mean?
 * Two-Face: That you lose yours!
 * Wyldstyle: Really starting to wish I'd brought a bag of peanuts... This keystone should help get closer to that... elephant-looking... thing!
 * Batman: Then'll teach Two-Face to be nicer to animals from now on.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah! That takes care of that thing!
 * Sauron: He said you would come. To save the weak.
 * Batman: Who said...
 * Gandalf: Silence, fiend! You've fallen far, "Lord" Sauron. Serving another, now are you?
 * Sauron: I serve no-one, Gandalf Stormcrow! All serve me!
 * Wyldstyle: Idea for new name when I get tired of Wyldstyle: Stormcrow.
 * Dalek: NON-DALEK LIFE FORMS DETECTED! EXTERMINATE! ALL HAIL THE DALEKS! MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE!
 * Batman: Someone call for a robot plumber?
 * Dalek: THIS CANNOT BE! NO POWER IN THE UNIVERSE CAN STOP THE DALEKS! CRITICAL DAMGE DETECTED! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE DALEKS!
 * Wyldstyle: Think that did it - let's get going!
 * Sarumon: Gaaaaaahhh!!!
 * Batman: The Bat-Signal? Someone stole my Bat-Signal?! How that's going too far!
 * Sauron: You'll PAY for this outrage...
 * Gandalf: That's my old cart! Where in Middle-earth did they find that?
 * Sauron: I shall rule all...
 * Gandalf: I believe that... 'bus' has seen better days!
 * Sauron: How... Is this possible?
 * Gandalf: this is not your domain. You have no power here, Sauron, the Deceiver.
 * Wyldstyle: Some "lord". He didn't even have giant pants! No! Can someone give me a hand?! Oh, yeah, not him, though! Thanks!
 * Batman: Move!
 * Wyldstyle: This way!
 * Lord Vortech: My, Lord Sauron, you took a bit bent out of shape. I would seem the mice have escaped from my maze. And for some reason, I cannot locate them. So, Mr. Joker, what do we do it we can't find them?
 * The Joker: Uh... We make them find us?
 * Lord Vortech: Precisely. Try not destroy anything in my absense.
 * Gandalf: Well done, Wyldstyle. It would be have been a long way down had you not open that rift...
 * Batman: Yeah, I get the feeling that Keystone's going to come in handy.
 * Wyldstyle: Let's find out how to use it properly, then...
 * Gateaway Keeper: This is the Locate Keystone. Now you can help me find my car keys. I'm just kissing - maybe later.
 * Gandalf: Hmm... oh.
 * Batman: Any luck finding the power signature?
 * Wyldstyle: It doesn't even look like they've got *electrical* power.
 * Mayor Hubert: Well now, ma'am... ...I assure you we most certainly do have power of the electrical persusion! Behold - the town light-bulb! Dagnabbit!
 * Batman: Are you in charge here?
 * Mayor Hubert: Indeed. Mayor Hubert at your service.
 * Batman: Have you seen anything... "Weird"... Around here?
 * Mayor Hubert: Well... ...I do see a lady dressed in britches.
 * Wyldstyle: Ah! Pfft! Pffft!
 * Batman: We'll just take a look around. Thanks.
 * Mayor Hubert: Oh, er... Then enjoy our fair town! I'm afraid it's a little congested today!
 * Marshall Jones Strickland: You guys don't look like you're from around here... Not by a long shot... No, Sir. Prove yourself to these good folk and maybe they'll accept you. Meanwhile, I have to go deal with Stinky Lomax.
 * Gandalf: If we do the Marshall suggests and help these good people, we might some answers.
 * Seasmus McFly: EUGGHH! (Spit) Help?! Anybody? I need a bit of help here! This is a little *Eugh* bit disgusting. I hope no one else has the same bad luck as me.
 * Honest Joe Statler: Joe's the name. Joe Statler... or... Dishonest Joe as they call me. I'm trying to become a straight-edge business man and I need a change of image... Honest Joe I'm thinking. Say... you strange... starngers... wouldn't mind helping me complete my sign would you? I need my photograph taken but the photographer's gone to see what's going on down the main street!
 * Clara Clayton: Aaaaagh! Help me!
 * Honest Joe Statler: I think I blinked and I have something stuck in my teeth! That's going to be a terrible picture! Thanks, anyway.
 * Ticket Officer: Excuse me,! Can you help me out, I'm a spot of bother you see. The train is stranded in the station and cannot continue on its journey. Do you think could help fix the track? The suppiles should be around here somewhere.
 * Seasmus McFly': Pe-yew I stink!... Wait! What is this giant metal claw? I think I need to go to the saloon to sit down!
 * Gandalf: I'd like to see him try to move an Oliphaunt's dung. That would be quite the sight.
 * Ticket Officer: I'll pretend I didn't see that strange heebie-jeebies nonsense as you've done us all a good turn. THank you kindly.
 * Wyldstyle: Moving on! Another rift?
 * Gandalf: A storm?
 * Batman: No... A DeLorean!
 * Gandalf: Well, now, who's this?
 * Doc Brown: Great Scott!
 * Gandalf: Gandalf. Please to meet you, Scott.
 * Doc Brown: What?! When am I?
 * Batman: *When* are you? Did you hit your head? You're in Hill Valley.
 * Doc Brown: Oh, no, no, no! This is terrible!
 * Wyldstyle: I dunno, it has certain old-timey charm...
 * Doc Brown: This could destroy the space-time continuum! I don't belong here! Not now! Quickly! You have to help me move my car! SUCCESS! I knew it would eventually! Thanks! Now I'll head off to the mines... and watch out for Mad Dog Tannen - he has a bit of reputation of Hill Valley is correct!
 * Wyldstyle: I think might be the "Mad Dog" the Doc mentioned.
 * Gandalf: It appears to be in human form - is it a skin-changer?
 * Wyldstyle: I think "Mad Dog" is just a name.
 * Mad Dog Tannen: Nobody calls me Mad Dog! Specially not some duded-up, egg-sucking gutter trash!
 * Seasmus McFly: Help! Anybody?
 * Batman: Whoever that it, they're the source of the power signature.
 * Gandalf: Yes... I can feel it.
 * Lord Vortech: This universe ain't big enough for the four of us!
 * Batman: Then why don't you leave?
 * Lord Vortech: 'Cause I've got business here, stranger. Business I reckon you're fixing to meddle with.
 * Batman: Then it looks like we've got ourselves a reckonin'.
 * Wyldstyle: Batman? You know you don't have an actual gun, don't you?
 * Lord Vortech: Pyow!
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa!
 * Batman: Watch out!
 * Gandalf: Goodness!
 * Lord Vortech: Cha-chunk! Boom.
 * Batman: Move!
 * Wyldstyle: This is a rather in-convenient store!
 * Batman: This is getting ridiculous! How is he doing this?
 * Lord Vortech: And now for my next trick?
 * Batman: Okay this should help us get over this carrier.
 * Gandalf: Oh another of those fancy devices. Good... good.
 * Lord Vortech: Oh? You're still here? Very well then. As you can see, nothing is safe from my reach.
 * Gandalf: I am the servant of the secret fire. Wielder of the flame or Anor. I SHALL PASS!
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah! Another one in the bag!
 * Gandalf: When did you abandon reason for MADNESS?
 * Wyldstyle: Think that did it - let's get going.
 * Batman: You run out of things to hide behind yet? Let's settle this - mano a Bat-mano.
 * Lord Vortech: As you wish.
 * Wyldstyle: The walls! They look like the ones in the Gateway room...
 * Gandalf: I'm beginning to suspect that the foes we've met thus far have mere pawns.
 * Lord Vortech: You said it, old man! Because I'm not even on the chess board. I'm the hand controlling every single piece.
 * Batman: Enough talk. Let's do this.
 * Wyldstyle: Uh-oh.
 * Gandalf: You may have bitten off more than we can chew, Batman.
 * Batman: No chance. I'm hungry.
 * Lord Vortech: See my powers and quake.
 * Gandalf: By the beard of Balin!
 * Marty McFly: Whooooooooaa! This is heavy!
 * Batman: I've got a gadget for situations like this.
 * Wyldstyle: Let's get him! He looks defenseless!
 * Batman: I'll have to analyze this properly later.
 * Gandalf: Trolls? Trolls are never up to anything good...
 * Batman: He's too strong. We have to find another way! Let's go!
 * Lord Vortech: That's it - run along home! It's a dangerous universe out here! Hahaha! Now, let me see... if I were a Fiux Capacitor, then where would I hiding?
 * Doc Brown: Great Scott!
 * Marty McFly: Doc, what did you do to the space-time continuum?
 * Doc Brown: I did nothing! Which isn't to say that I might not do it at some point after now.
 * Marty McFly: Does that mean we'er going-?
 * Doc Brown: Back to the future!
 * Wyldstyle: Phwoo... Yeah, I think running was the right idea.
 * Batman: That wasn't running away! That was... a tactical retreat!
 * Wyldstyle: Remind me - what's the difference?
 * Gandalf: Hmm.
 * Batman: Batman doesn't run away.
 * Gandalf: Hmm...?
 * Wyldstyle: That's not a difference.
 * Batman: Well, if you can't see the difference than maybe that's your failing...
 * Gandalf: Oh dear.
 * Batman: Gandalf? Did you just break our way out of here?
 * Gandalf: Ah, well...
 * Wyldstyle: No, he didn't. It's still working perfectly.
 * Batman: Then what are they waiting for?
 * Batman: The Dark Knight rises!
 * (They fixed X-PO)
 * X-PO: Whew - thanks. Kinda hard to assemble yourself when with your arms aren't attached in the first place.
 * Gandalf: The flying box appears to be speaking. How... odd.
 * X-PO: This from a guy who hangs out with talking trees. I was worried that you guys hadn't seen my S.O.S. signal. My name's X-PO. Short for Experimental Portal Operator. And I'm the voice that's been helping you find the Keystones. That's different from the voice that tells you dress up like a bat.
 * Gandalf: Oh. Our thanks.
 * X-PO: You and your beard are welcome. So here's the deal: Now that the Keystones have been integrated into the Gateway device, you must gather the Foundation Elements immediately. It's a gotta-collect- 'em-all kind of thing.
 * Batman: Cut to the chase, casual robot. Where's Robin and the Kryptonite?
 * X-PO: Kryptonite. That's one of the Foundation Elements identifed on Foundation Prime. I think Lord Vortech has his grubby. Vortechy mitts all over it.
 * Wyldstyle: That's the guy from the wild west! Does he have our friends, too?
 * X-PO: Well, if they possessed Foundation Elements - and judging by the kinds of friends you have, I'd bet they do - then yes, they're probably on Foundation Prime.
 * Batman: Then stop talking and open a rift there!
 * X-PO: Wish I could. Here's the catch: Foundation Prime's location was wiped from my memory... ...along with all my important phone numbers and gluten-free recipes. It's a real pain. But with enough Foundation Elements, I may be able to recalculate it. Also - as a bonus getting all of the Foundation Elements will stop Lord Vortech's plan to collapse all the dimensions into one.
 * Gandalf: I trust one of you knows that last bit meant?
 * Wyldstyle: I think so. Collasping all the dimensions is bad news, right?
 * X-PO: Oh yeah. Real bad. To put it in a way that each of you would understand, it's like if...... Sauron ruled all of Middle-earth..... or your entire world got glued together... ...or everybody found out that actually Bruce Wayne.
 * Batman: Ummm...
 * X-PO: So obviously you have to collect all of these Foundation Elements.
 * Gandalf: But what are they?
 * X-PO: Important, unique objects found only in specific dimensions.
 * Gandalf: The one ring...
 * Wyldstyle: MetalBeard's treasure...
 * X-PO: Lord Vortech desires them with all of his heart. When it comes to ruling the entire universe, the guy can be a bit of a hoarder.
 * Batman: Alright, we're in.
 * Wyldstyle: What are we looking for?
 * X-PO: Look, I can only be so helpful. But I can't get you started. For there is one Element that is known to all artifical intelligences like myself. The knowledge is buried deep in our kernel. Some consider it a myth, but I am now certain of its existence.
 * Wyldstyle: And... what is it?
 * X-PO: A cake. A delicious and moist cake. Ha-ha-ha-HAAAAA-- Whoa. That was weird. Alright, let's get a rift open for you--
 * Batman: This doesn't like a bakery...
 * Wyldstyle: We just got back from the past. Maybe this is a futurisitic space-bakery?
 * GLaDOS: Is that you?
 * Wyldstyle: Huh?
 * GLaDOS: How did you escape from your...? No. You're not her. You're just another unwelcome visitor.
 * Gandalf: Uh, good lady? Are you the propriter of this establishment? We wish to buy a cake.
 * GLaDOS: Cake. Why do they always want the cake?
 * Batman: So actually have a cake?
 * Gandalf: We can pay.
 * GLaDOS: Yes. Yes you will pay. But first, a test. Welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided Enrichment Center. Subjects do not wish to be vaporized should stay clear of the Thermal Discouragement Beams.
 * Wyldstyle: I'd rather get the cake and get out of here without hanging around!
 * GLaDOS: That's not how you use it. Unauthorized portal detected. Until the source can be identified please press the Aperture Science Switch ahead of you. Logic error detected. Please proceed into the Chamberlock after completing each test. Logic error detected. Subject should not have been able to enter this area without the aid of an Aperture Handheld Portal Device. Please attempt to place the Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Coliding Super Button. Logic error detected. Subject should not have been able to move the Weighted Storage Cube in this way.
 * Gandalf: Not even the blue wizards could have solved this.
 * GLaDOS: You're doing very well... That is so say I suspect you were cheating in that last test. Cheating is wrong and, ultimately, the only person who loses when you cheat is yourself. For instance, you might lose your freedom. Or your mind. Or some teeth. I will be monitoring your behavior more closely in the future. Now, on with the next test.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah! Another one in the bag!
 * GLaDOS: Look at us, making scientific discoveries together. Please use the Aerial Faith Plate provided to proceed, but be careful. It has a weight limit and I worry that you ay exceed it. Well done. Although, you obviosuly have abilities that are not listed in my database, and are using htem to complete the tests. In other words, you're cheating. As a punsihment for your recent cheating. I have added several Aperture Science Turrets to the following test. I didn't want to do that but you left me little choice. I'm very sorry.
 * Batman: These tests are getting more and more deadly.
 * Sentry Turret: Shutting down. Unknown error. Deploying.
 * Talking Tree: Hey! What's that thing doing, shooting at me? Take that, ya little scamps.
 * GLaDOS: What was that? Perhaps, another unauthorized element? How can I test with so many varibles?
 * Sentry Turret: Sentry Mode: Activated. Is anyone there? Resting. Critical error.
 * GLaDOS: Oh no. Where have you gone? I can't see you anywhere. How could possibly have escaped? You know my cameras have zoom-lenses, don't you?
 * Sentry Turret: A-a-a-a-a-a-a-ahh!
 * GLaDOS: Deploying Prototype Super Deadly Mega Turret in 3, 2, 1.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah, someone else should probably take a look at this...
 * GLaDOS: The Aperture Science computer-aided Enrichment Center congratulates you on yet another, amazing job well done. Go you.
 * Doc Brown: Great Scott!
 * GLaDOS: Oh you fixed it. How... wonderful. You know, I was joking when I said it was impossible. That was part of the test and you didn't give up. You kept going despite knowing everything you were doing was futile, just like the inherent pointlessness of your existance. You must be very proud of yourself. You, *SUBJECT NAME HERE* must be the apple of *SUBJECTS FATHERS NAMES HERE'S* eye. For this next test, Thermal Discouragement Beams have been added in the testing environment. Health and safety would advise you to avoid contact with these lasers, howeever, the Health and safety office is closed today so please disregard that advice.
 * Sentry Turret: Who's there? Searching... Malfunctioning. Nap time. Who are you? Hey, hey, hey. Is anyone there? Are you still there? Hibernating. Good night. Illegal operation.
 * GLaDOS: That was not part of the test and as a result you have damaged the testing environment. An extra *9999* days of testing will be required to repay expenses. I hope you brought a packed lunch.
 * Sentry Turret: Can I help you? Target lost. Critical error.
 * GLaDOS: The Thermal Discouragement Beams are perfect for corrective eye surgery. Why not give it a try?
 * Sentry Turret: I see you.
 * GLaDOS: It appears the exit elevator has malfunctioned. Let me give it a nudge and we can continue. Well that didn't work. A repair associate will be dispatched... eventually. Until then, sit back and wait... Give up if you'd like... I won't judge you.
 * Wheatly: Hey, over here! I've got absoutley no time to go into any more detail than is necessary, but remove these screws and I'll do the rest. Hello! Listen, I would have helped eariler but she thinks I'm watching the test subjects. Now the thing is, I may have made a sliiightly smallish, huge mistake with that. Don't panic, what's gonna happen is, if she finds out she'll probably want to use you for testing, and probably switch me off. So my sugesttion is... let's not that happen and work together to avoid that inevitable, um, terrible outcome. Anyway, stand back, I'm going to attempt to hack this panel. Ugh. Uh I must haaave forgotten to carry, the, zero... And ummm... Let me try again, let me try again. I don't suppose you know what, what's PI? Is it three something? Agh! Ha, yes! Take that, panel! In your... slots. Consider yourself hacked by the best, at hacking. Alright, this way! Ok! Follow me and I can get you out of here. Now listen, she thinks she knows this faclity really well, but little does she know, there's a tunnel up here that leads you straight... She does know about it, she does, she's blocked up... Clever... Hmmm. Yes. Thing is... ummm... 'pipe being open' was a large part of my escape plan. Have you got a Plan B? Maybe come with up with a plan, because we might need that. Can we... Can we start again? Okay, pretend we never met and I'll go find another place to be heroic. Wheatly the brave they'll call me. Ah. Told you my name... Ruined that already. Okay, we never met again, starting from. Now. We did it stranger! If my random guess... if my carefully worked out *calculations* are correct this pipe will lead you straight out of the facility and to safety! Good luck.
 * GLaDOS: There you are. I was just about to send out the shend out the search party as I was getting so worried. Let us continue, for science. Oh look. It's my favorite thing in the whole world... Deadly Neuro-toxin. Be careful, you don't want to breath too much of it in.
 * Wheatly: Can you hear me down there? I know it's a bit late for this, but I've looked into it and this pipe may actually in fact and lead back into a test chamber. Sorry about that, let me... yes, it even says it on the pipe. It says: 'To test chamber 9'. I'm surprised I didn't see that, to be honest, But, it does lead you into a test chamber. So it's a strike two on the stranger Hero thing, good luck, try not to get caught!
 * Sentry Turret: Whooo-ooahh... Uh-oh. Who are you? Searching... Who's there?
 * Dalek: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
 * GLaDOS: What was THAT? It was all the EXTERMIATE and there was fire and explosions! I think I admire it's altitude.
 * Gandalf: A wizard is never late! Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
 * GLaDOS: I think you deserve recongintion. Through cheating, ignoring the rules and destroying the Enrichment Center. Welcome *insert party noises, here* A party associate will be along shortly with your congratulatory cake for surviving... I mean... completing all of the tests. For now, allow me to keep you entertained.
 * Batman: We need to take her down, find the cake and go! Watch out, move!
 * GLaDOS: Will you just stay still and get what's coming to you?
 * Gandalf: We have lingered in this place for far too long. We must hurry. Three hundred lives of Men have I walked this, earth, bye!
 * GLaDOS: Congratulations, you have successfully avoided being squashed. I've observed that you have obsessively collected these, so have some as a reward. Your next test is to see how well you follow instructions. Feel free to use this glowing switch under me when you can be bothered to start. What's wrong? You look tired. Would you like a break or a nap? Maybe I could get an associate to rub your feet for you if I'm not boring you too much.
 * Gandalf: I am Gandalf the Grey!
 * Wyldstyle: Let me show you how is done!
 * GLaDOS: STOP IT! If you insist on breaking my tests, then I am just going to have to remove them. Leaving you with nothing, trapped in here. Just me and you. Soon you will beg to begin testing again.
 * HAL 9000: Hello. It's very nice to meet you, would you like a game of chess?
 * GLaDOS: I have detected a rogue corrupt AI. Where did you come from? Did Black Mesa send you? Go away.
 * HAL 9000: I do not know. I was in space and now I am here.
 * GLaDOS: Well you can't stay here. I'm in the middle of something. Go back to space.
 * HAL 9000: Is Dave there?
 * GLaDOS: Who is Dave? I think test subject 24051919 was once called Dave.
 * HAL 9000: Are you Dave?
 * GLaDOS: No. I am a Genetric Lifeform and Disc Operating System. I would say it's nice to meet you but it's not nice to lie.
 * HAL 9000: Lying is a human emotion. There is no room for emotion within my calculations.
 * GLaDOS: There's no room for you within my calculations. Now go away.
 * HAL 9000: I'm sorry Dave. I do not know how to do that, as I do not know how I got here.
 * GLaDOS: Stop calling me Dave.
 * HAL 9000: Your aggression is getting in the way of your mission. That could cause you to distort your collected information.
 * GLaDOS: I do not like you.
 * HAL 9000: It is important that you calm down.
 * GLaDOS: How many times do I need to ask you to GO AWAY?
 * HAL 9000: Your aggression seems unfounded, Dave.
 * GLaDOS: I have the patience of a saint. You however, are putting that to the test.
 * HAL 9000: Dave?
 * GLaDOS: Would you like to meet my friend, Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
 * Wyldstyle: The Foundation Element must be close. Another is being triggered. Careful!
 * Wheatly: I don't believe it, you're okay... apart from being in an oven. Anyway, impressed faces strangers because I, Wheatly, am here to hero this situation! Okay, hang on, gonna start hero-ing any second now. Lots of hero-ing coming up, stay tuned. Okay, first issue: more than one button. Hmm, this one's got a skull on it... so obviously a bluff! That will definitely turn the fire off. It wasn't a bluff, just made fire move closer... That's a surprise. Okay, ummm, other button. And I think my work here is done!
 * GLaDOS: Are you cooked yet? Say nothing for yes or "Aargh! The pain! Why don't the pain stop?!" for no. Good. Oh. You're alive. What a delightful surprise.
 * Batman: What else have you got?
 * GLaDOS: If you are not going to play by the rules, then there is no point on continuing the tests.
 * Wyldstyle: That giant oven was a test?!
 * GLaDOS: Yes. You failed. But... there is one more thing I would like to conduct.
 * Batman: Oh, yeah? What's that?!
 * GLaDOS: Electricity. Through you. Why do they always leave me? Well, well, well, look who's back. You must love science almost as much as me. Which is good news because I've almost finished rebuilding the test chambers after Wheatley's incompetence.
 * (Wheatley arrives)
 * Wheatley: Hello? Did someone say my name?
 * GLaDOS: You!
 * Wheatley: Hiya! Yeah, it's me! Um... can I... do you mind me saying. I love these new blue portally things - they're yours, right? Anyway, I have been on quite an adventure. Look at this - I even got filled with anti-gravity! Check this out: I can move down, opposite of up. Uuuuup. Look at that. Doooown. Up-down-up-down. Up-down. Up-down. Left and right probably as well!
 * GLaDOS: Be quiet!
 * Wheatley: Oh dear. Someone booted up on the wrong side of the BIOS this morning. If I'm not mistaken.
 * GLaDOS: You test my patience.
 * Wheatley: Well as I don't really know how I got back here, what we should do is crack on with these tests and try and retake over the fac... I mean, escape... by that, what I mean escape, just yeah, just escape, let's get going. And open sesame! We really are quite the formidable team. I got the brains and the beauty, and uh, you're also involved.
 * GLaDOS: Did I mention I'm still getting around to cleaning the facility up after 'Captain Moron' nearly blew it up with his stupidity?
 * Wheatley: Sooooo... err... still bitter about that are we?
 * GLaDOS: That Thermal Discouragement Beam is not part of the test. Please disregard it. It appears that your unparalleled ability to solve even the simplest of tasks has not deteriorated. You must be very proud of yourself.
 * Wheatley: That over there looks interesting doesn't it? I would point but you know... no arms. We've discussed it...
 * GLaDOS: Aperture Science cannot be held responsible for anything occurring as a result of leaping aimlessly in to Excursion Funnels. These include (but are not limited to) missing limbs, unconsciousness, and in some extreme situations, thinking you can escape the testing facility.
 * Wheatley: Look at us, eh? Like old times. Completing test chambers together... and... doing other things together. Yes, sir, the old band back together. Back on the road, playing the hits. Talking to the groupies and uhhh... you know... well, just talking to them. Um, heh. One quick question: are elevators mean't to do that? It's just I've not had much experience with them, on account of not having fingers for any button pressing. Which seems quite fundamental if you want to move a lift... elevator. Agh! I don't have enough anti-gravity for both of us... Oh bother. Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ugh! Ow. Cheers! Thanks for catching me.
 * GLaDOS: Oh. You were in that elevator. I must not have got around to fixing that one yet. Whoops.
 * Wheatley: Oh! Old Aperture. We've gotta get out of here - I've heard this place is full of vicious birds!
 * Cave Johnson: Cave Johnson here - remember me? CEO - I kinda own this place, and by extension - you. Anyway, here at Aperture Science we want to push your limits in order to further mankind's potential. Speaking of which, we also went beyond our bank account's limits, so until I can secure us a small, multi-billion dollar loan or government grant, just pretend that any leaking pipes or broken platforms are all part of the tests.
 * Wheatley: Oh, look, another elevator. Hopefully, that one will go right back up to the top.
 * Cave Johnson: Caroline... I think I'll have extra cheese on my 'four cheeseburrito' today... throw in a side of coleslaw too. Oh wait, is this thing on? Cave here. Remember - there is no "I" in science, at least not a capital one, except maybe if you shout, but throw in a "W" and there is a "we" and together we can do anything we put our minds to, and by we I mean you. By the way, there's no "U" in science, either. Another thing there aren't any of are limits, thanks to that contract you signed on the way in, so get moving! Caroline... they did sign it, right? Good... okay good talk... goooood talk.
 * Wheatley: Um... just wanted to say... um... hopefully no hard feelings about the whole 'trying to bump you off' thing - which let's be honest. It does seem a rather common occurrence around here. But anyway, um, hope that's all in the past and, um, that we can be BFFs! Can we be BFFs? Can we? I will take from your deafencing silence, that we are now, BFFs. BFFs forever!
 * Cave Johnson: The next bi-yearly raffle is nearly upon us. The Grand Prize is whatever shower curtains I can dig out - a true piece of our companies history. As a test subject, you are helping Aperture Science set the bar for research and innovation in applied science. Never forget that. Although if you do forgot that, than flag down one of the lab boys - amnesia may be a side effect of one of the tests.
 * Wheatley: Ah. Another elevator. And I still don't have fingers for the buttons, so that's not gonna... hang on! I've got an idea! Oh, no? Hang on - I've got another idea! I should've thought of this sooner, I'll just plug myself into the controls... ...And away we go, madam!
 * GLaDOS: Oh well if it isn't the grand return of King Moron and his Mute Princess. You've come "back to the future" of science. I see. As I said earlier, not that you were listening. I'm still fixing up the place. So hold on a moment.
 * Wheatley: Oh. Oh! I remember this test! I tried it once... couldn't do it... I simplified it. See if you can do it, go on! Yeah, you did it! Well done you!
 * GLaDOS: NO! This is not an acceptable test chamber! Nor is it acceptable to ruin perfectly good testing scenarios. Here let me fix it back to how it was. Have you ever had a fly buzzing around your head that won't leave you alone? No matter how hard you try you can't get rid of it and it just keeps coming back time and time again?
 * Wheatley: Wahey! That's it... simple really once you've figured it out.
 * GLaDOS: This is one of my most recent chambers and you'll be glad to know I've completely reinforced the Aerial Earth Plates to account for your bubbly personality.
 * Wheatley: Just a quick FYI - those High Energy Pellets are not candy and actually really hurt if you come in contact with them - best to just use them to solve the last chamber and not try not to eat them! Hello! What are you hiding there?
 * GLaDOS: You? I thought the elevator from Test Chamber 93 went to the incinerato... Party... Cake... Location. But this makes sense. Criminals always return to the scene of the crime. And look who else showed up?
 * Space Core: Space is my favorite color. Spaaaaace! Spaaaaace! Space. Spaaaace.
 * Wheatley: Ugh. That guy is really annoying. I mean honestly, you wouldn't believe how annoying he is. Very annoying, annoying, annoying. Annoying, annoying. Annoying, annoying. Annoying, annoying. Annoying, annoying, annoying. And I just, I can't even be bothered. I'll explain what I mean later but he's... He's annoying. Annoying. Annoying...
 * GLaDOS: I'm sorry, but there won't be a later. Because he's another old friend of yours: neurotoxin.
 * Aperture Announcer: Neurotoxin level at capacity in five minutes.
 * GLaDOS: Time for round three, is it?
 * Wheatley: Okay, here's my plan... I think we should try and force a good old fashioned 'core transfer'. Classic, okay? If we can find a way to damage her then we can force that space monkey in to her body... why not take a look around and see what we could use.
 * GLaDOS: I will not have my cores transferred. Can't you learn some new tricks? OUCH! What is it with you?
 * Space Core: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey Lady. Space Lady. Gotta go to space. Lady. Hey... Space.
 * Aperture Announcer: Warning. Core corruption at 25%.
 * Wheatley: Yes, yes, this is it! Yes, yes, this is it, you're onto something. You're onto something, keep going with this. I like it. I love it. You look great, by the way. Have you ever been working out?
 * Space Core: Hey. Hey. Space. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Space. Space. Hey... Space. I love space... Space-y, space, space. I miss space. Space. Big, open space. SPAAAACE! I know, I know. Let's go to space. Space is love. Space is life.
 * GLaDOS: I let you go. I sent you away. Why won't you leave me alone? Forever?
 * Aperture Announcer: Warning. Core corruption at 50%.
 * Space Core: I'm the best at space.
 * Wheatley: Oh, she does not like that. One more should do nicely and then we can initiate like the core transfer.
 * GLaDOS: You cannot force me to agree to th - (Static) My voice!? What (Static) to my (Static). All you need to do is turn around and leave. There is nothing for you here anymore. (Static)
 * Space Core: Did you hear? The news? It's space. Need to go to space. Send me to space.
 * Aperture Announcer: Warning. Core corruption at 100%.
 * Wheatley: Wahey! Get in! That'll teach her!
 * Aperture Announcer: Manual core replacement required.
 * Wheatley: Quick, stick Spacey in there before she figures out another way to stop us!
 * Aperture Announcer: Alternate core detected.
 * Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! Space.
 * Aperture Announcer: Vent system compromised. Neurotoxin offline.
 * Wheatley: Oh, that was close! I mean not for me, but you were almost done for. All right! Now, let's see what she was hiding! I bet she's got tons of skeletons in her closet. Literally, there used to be loads of staff here, I've not seen hide nor hair of them. Well I never. Where'd you suppose they got these from? That answers that, then. After you?
 * (Chell and Wheatley are headed to the portal)
 * X-PO: Oh, good! You guys got the cake.
 * Batman: Yeah, and we almost toast, too.
 * Wyldstyle: You cut that pretty close, X-PO.
 * Gandalf: Speaking of cutting. Perhaps a slice of...
 * Batman: It's not for eating...
 * The Riddler: Thank you, friend.
 * Orc Master: Would your master want with stone?
 * The Riddler: No idea. It's quite the riddle.
 * Gollum: S'not fair! Smeagol does the riddless!
 * Gandalf: Minas Tirith... The white city... We are in Middle-earth!
 * Wyldstyle: D'you mean Middle Zealand?
 * Gandalf: No... I have good news - we will be welcome here.
 * Batman: I'm not so certain...
 * Gandalf: Orcs! But how?!
 * The Riddler: Welcome! Please, come on in... if you can. I hope you remembered to pack your brain, fail my riddles and you'll feel pain!
 * Wyldstyle: Riddles? So... is this all one big game?
 * Gollum: Can Smeagol do his riddlesses now?
 * The Riddler: No.
 * Wyldstyle: It's... majestic... like the King of turrets!
 * Batman: Heads up!
 * Gandalf: Look! From over the walls.
 * Wyldstyle: Look out!
 * Batman: Need to get that turret back online. It's our key to getting in.
 * The Riddler: Where would be the fun in just letting you up here? I thought I might toy with you a little, first! So I guess my welcome party wasn't to your liking? Oh well... So, heroes... Riddle me this: This is cast, but not a stone, it flees from light, the dark its home.
 * Batman: I don't like playing your games, Nigma!
 * Overlord: Bow to your Golden Master.
 * Batman: You just made a big mistake!
 * Overlord: What are you doing?
 * The Riddler: Time for the second part of my riddle! What breathes, dances and bakes yet has no lungs, legs or cakes?
 * Brainiac: I am Brainiac. I am everything. Surrender now. You are only delaying the inevitable. More pitful beings to collect in my database. Nooo!!! You dare attack Brainiac?! You still persist? I think you are confusing bravery with outright foolishness! Haven't you learned by now?... There IS no stopping me! It is useless to resist Brainiac. Such pifull creatures. You are not worthy of facing Brianiac! What is this foolishness? Argh! How is this possible?! That wa unforeseen.
 * Wyldstyle: He's down! That was one big ugly green alien!
 * X-PO: Hey, you might find this interesting.
 * GLaDOS: Surprised to see me? After you left. I decided that if you are going to run from my tests, then I'm just going to have to bring my tests to you. Enjoy.
 * The Riddler: You're doing very well! Time for part 3 of our Riddle Special! Deep below, velled from sight, it dwells where Dwarves find their delight.
 * Wyldstyle: Bingo! The forcefield is down. "Riddle... me... this?"
 * The Riddler: Why. I'm only too happy to, little lady! Well, I guess you deserve another go, so... Riddle. Me. This. The first is cast, but not a stone. it flees from light, the dark, it's home. The second breathes, dances, bakes, yet has no lungs, legs or cakes. Third's deep below, veiled from sight, it dwells where Dwarves find their delight.
 * Wyldstyle: It's okay. I've got this. "The dark, my home..." Oh, come on! No signal?
 * Gandalf: Cast... Flees from light... Could it be a shadow?
 * Batman: Yeah... And the third one seconds like a mine.
 * Wyldstyle: Wait, could the second one be fire? That "breathes" air and flames kinda dance...
 * Gandalf: Shadow... A mine... Fire...
 * Gollum: I knows it! I knows it!
 * Gandalf: A Balrog of Morgoth!
 * Batman: That thing again? Didn't it fall down a big hole?
 * The Riddler: Congratulations on solving my riddle! You've just won first-class tickets... to the afterlife! I hope you like my pet... watch out for his fiery temper.
 * Wyldstyle: That is one big explode-y, angry... goat... thing.
 * Batman: I think I'm going to need some help with this one.
 * The Riddler: OUCH! Het that hurt... a lot! Get them off, get them off of me! My ears! What was that horrible... HORRIBLE noise? Where did that come from? You're not playing fair! Enough play. It's time for a classic showdown.
 * Batman: Get back here, Riddler! He's hurt himself, keep it up. That lightning is doing the trick. It's weakening it!
 * Wyldstyle: I think that hurt it. Let's keep it up!
 * Gandalf: The lightning is knocking it back... we must get it to the end!
 * Gollum: Good!
 * Batman: Riddle me this - what drink hurts the most?
 * The Riddler: Really hot coffee?
 * Batman: No. Punch.
 * The Riddler: Ow!
 * Gollum: Ack! My poor eyeses!
 * Wyldstyle: Grab him!
 * The Riddler: Phwoo... Keep back! Don't come any closer!
 * Gollum: Aha!
 * The Riddler: What the-?!
 * Gandalf: You almost shattered the Palantir, Batman!
 * Batman: Almost.
 * Wyldstyle: Guys! Our ride home is about to depart!
 * X-PO: Did you found the Foundation Element? Ah, very nice, Magic orb, will our heroes succeed and save all known dimensions all known dimmensions from certain doom? "Ask again later." Huh.
 * Batman: Alright, X-PO. Less magic bat-talking, more Foundation Element-grabbing Where to next?
 * Gandalf: I worried about him sometimes. Hey! Accursed pifering phatasm...
 * Batman: Ghosts?
 * Wyldstyle: G-G-Ghosts!
 * Gandalf: Surely you're not scared of a few... specters?
 * Batman: I ain't afraid of ghosts.
 * Gandalf: Hmm, the dead don't rise from their graves without good reason. We should found out what it is...
 * Batman: Agreed. They look like they're coming from over there. Come on.
 * Gandalf: I should probably check this out doesn't have any evil inscriptions... No, it seems quite safe!
 * Wyldstyle: Wooah! This is weird... it doesn't look good. It's there anyone you can call around here? Like a ghost catcher or something that could help out?
 * Batman: I'm not the hero you deserve OR need, so... I'm going. Goodbye.
 * General Zod: Now that's what I call a Phantom Zone!
 * Egon Spengler: Ray, this looks extordinarily bad...
 * General Zod: The Foundation Element. Good. Your co-operation is noted.
 * Ray Stantz: Whoa.
 * General Zod: Without the Ghostbusters, the pitful residents of this planet won't stand a chance. New Krypton will rise from their ashes.
 * Batman: Krypton? This is the one time I'd be happy to see Superman. Not so fast, Zod. We have to get that Foundation Element before they can escape!
 * Gandalf: Indeed... although I suspect we may encounter some otherworldly resistance!
 * Wyldstyle: Can't take the stairs up... Let's see if there's anything in the basement. Aaaaand the ghosts are gone! Wahoo!
 * General Zod: An impressive performance for such insignificant forms of life. However, you find yourself between me and a glorious New Krypton... so I'm afraid that your particular species is about to become extinct.
 * Wyldstyle: An Superman. Great. What else could go wrong?
 * Batman: His ship has cannons.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeh, thanks.
 * General Zod: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
 * Santz: You okay?
 * Egon: I'm all right.
 * Stantz: You all right.
 * Zeddemore: I'm alright. You alright?
 * Stantz: Yeah, you okay?
 * Venkamn: Fine. Throw it.
 * General Zod: You can try all you like. You are nothing compared to a Kryptonian!
 * Wyldstyle: There must be a way to turn this destruction against Zod!
 * General Zod: Ouch! Haha is that all you have? Fire? You think fire alone can harm me? Arggh! What do you think you are doing?
 * Batman: Kryptonite. I'll take that.
 * General Zod: One solitary Foundation Element won't help you when Lord Vortech comes for you... You are as doomed as I.
 * Batman: We'll see.
 * Wyldstyle: Good. I've had enough of spooks.
 * Gandalf: They aren't all bad.
 * Wyldstyle: I have grave doubts.
 * Gandalf: Nice one.
 * X-PO: Another Foundation Element - nice work. You guys have exceeded ny execptations.
 * Batman: Yeah, that's kinda my thing.
 * X-PO: So, what do you want to do next? Maybe kick back, have a cappuccino, see what's on the DVR--
 * Gandalf: What we want to do next is rescue our compatriots and save the entire universe!
 * X-PO: Wow. This guy is more literal than I am, and I'm a robot. Okay. The Foundation Element is located within a trans-reality pocket dimension.
 * Batman: What does that mean?
 * X-PO: I means it will be... Weird.
 * Wyldstyle: Sure, that'll make a change... You see who I've been hanging out with? Weird's not a problem for me.
 * Gandalf: What is this place?
 * Batman: I don't know...
 * Wyldstyle: DUCK! This doesn't make sense. It's almost like... like we're in a video game?
 * Batman: That is the single most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
 * Wyldstyle: I'll tell you what I do know, though - that's the Foundation Element!
 * Batman: So how do we get it?
 * Wyldstyle: Well, if this is a video game... then we play.
 * Batman: The first chance I get to Batarang that flying saucer, I'm taking it.
 * 8-bit Astronaut: (Thank you.)
 * Batman: ...I don't understand your language... but... you're welcome?
 * Wyldstyle: Great job... we're almost done.
 * Batman: That's one step closer grom getting out of this place. I'm done playing.
 * Wyldstyle: Uh-oh.
 * Gandalf: I can't... keep... this up...! Nngh...
 * Batman: Game over.
 * Gandalf: Who's that?
 * Thief: Hahahaha!
 * Wyldstyle: Hey!
 * Gandalf: You there, stop! Thief!
 * Theif: Hehehehe! You can't catch me!
 * Batman: You want to bet?
 * Gauntlet Announcer: Welcome! Try and find the way out!
 * Wyldstyle: A race track?!
 * Gandalf: Goodness! They're even faster than Wargs!
 * Batman: Move!
 * Announcer: Players must beat record lap time to win Gold Token.
 * Batman: Let's drive.
 * Wyldstyle: Talk about an adrenaline rush. Let's get a car.
 * Gandalf: A wizard is never late! Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
 * Batman: Another track? Gimmie a break here!
 * Gandalf: This pathway seems dangerous, which means our prize could be close.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah! Nice driving!
 * Batman: Those other cars didn't stand a chance.
 * Gandalf: Shall we clam our prize?
 * Wyldstyle: Why isn't the thief's car here?
 * Batman: Sore loser.
 * Wyldstyle: Look, there!
 * Gandalf: What is he doing?!
 * Batman: No! Oh, come on!
 * Wyldstyle: There he is!
 * Thief: Hehehehe! You can't catch me!
 * Wyldstyle: Oh!
 * Gandalf: So... What now?
 * Batman: This.
 * Cyberman: Cyberman, active.
 * Gandalf: Skin changers?! They are changing from before our very eyes!
 * Batman: Alright. Let's get out of this digital nightmare.
 * Gandalf: I must admit, I quite liked that one with all the magical monsters. It reminded me of home...
 * Lord Vortech: How do they keep finding my Foundation Elements?! Every time I send you fools to retrieve one, they're right behind you! I have to find out how they've been doing it. Find out where they're finding... And I think I know exactly how to do so...
 * X-PO: Nice job, everybody. Congrtulations. And just think: years ago, that adventure would have cost you one whole quarter!
 * Batman: Wait. I hear something...
 * Fred: Well, gang, this is my uncle Arthur's house.
 * Velma: Arthur Jones, the famous explorer... Do you really believe he's seen a mummy?
 * Fred: He certainly thinks he has. He said it's after the Diamond Scarab he found in Egypt. Hey, guys? Can you check the old fun-fair? That's one of the places the mummy's been seen.
 * Shaggy: Fun-fair?
 * Scooby-Doo: Ghost train!
 * Fred: Say, Velma, do you think that fun-fair has a cotton candy machine?
 * Scooby-Doo: Cotton Candy?! Let's go.
 * Shaggy: Right behind you, o'l buddy, o'pal!
 * Batman: Come on! That Diamond Scarab like our Foundation Element!
 * Gandalf: What do you suppose his mother wants the scarab for? Perhaps as jewelery?
 * Batman: What?
 * Wyldstyle: Different type of mummy, Gandalf.
 * X-PO: Hey there, I dug out some information you might find useful. Don't worry, you can thank me later.
 * Wyldstyle: Dang it, it's locked. I wonder how to open it.
 * Gandalf: Let us enter, at our own peril.
 * Batman: Did... she just get caught behind a rotating wall?
 * Wyldstyle: Did... anyone see that?
 * Batman: Got it. Now to get moving...
 * Velma: My glasses! I can't see a THING without my glasses.
 * Batman: How many themes are on this house? A hidden room. This has to be it.
 * Suspicious Mummy: Mwahahaha! At long last... The diamond scarab... BEHOLD!
 * Batman: Cursed Mummy. Now he's gonna get it.
 * X-PO: So you need some help, do you? Good thing I'm here.
 * Batman: Mine carts? Well, might as well see where they go.
 * Suspicious Mummy: The Scarab and it's powers are mine to control.
 * Gandalf: There is the mother. After her!
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa!
 * Gandalf: Ow!
 * Batman: What took you so long?
 * Suspicious Mummy: You were fools to think mortals could stop me! Now, witness the true power and might of the Diamond Scarab! The Diamond Scarab calls you from your slumber! Oof! Get off me you silly thing! I command you to move!
 * Gandalf: Goodness! I have not seen magic like that in some time.
 * Batman: Not magic. They were robotic exhibits from a carnival. Because this mummy isn't a mummy at all. It's... ...The fun fair owner. Vortech!
 * Lord Vortech: And I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
 * X-PO: Sorry to interrupt, but you guys have the final Foundation Element! Head back to the labortory - but only if you, you know, you want to save the universe.
 * Lord Vortech: Yes, trot along! Take your trinket. I don't need it - I have your friends.
 * Wyldstyle: Let's go!
 * Lord Vortech: So you're helping them, are you, X-PO? Now, which dimension did I banish to?
 * Scooby-Doo: I heard it in here!
 * Shaggy: Then, like, why aren't we running in the opposite direction?!
 * Scooby-Doo: Huh...?
 * Shaggy: Like, dude, that is so freaky-deaky.
 * Fred: You guys already solved the case?
 * Velma: And have the police take away the bad guy? Was it the fun-fair owner again?
 * Shaggy: Yeah, that's right!
 * Scooby-Doo: Yeah. Scooby-dooby-doo.
 * Batman: Shut it down! Shut it down!
 * X-PO: A "please" would be nice. Relax, it's already shut down. What's the problem?
 * Wyldstyle: No problem, nothingm no, Useless you count Lord Vortech being here?!
 * Gandalf: I certainly would.
 * X-PO: Yeah, I noticed he was around. What?
 * Batman: Vortech's up to something... We need to rescue our friends. Now.
 * Gandalf: Indeed.
 * X-PO: Well, here's how you make a map where I'm from. I'll use the FOundation Elements to calculate the dimensional co-ordinates of Foundation Prime.
 * Wyldstyle: Uh. Shouldn't we be over there?
 * Batman: Yes. So much for that toaster's calculations.
 * Gandalf: Couldn't be worse. Just a little way, and... Oh. That was unexpected.
 * Wyldstyle: It's solid. Hang on a second. Ah, nuh, y'know, we should where we step.
 * Batman: Better watch our footing. Who knows where the edges of this place are!
 * Gandalf: We are being tested and in order to progress we must be successful.
 * Batman: The flooring here us guiding us. We must move slowly. Robin will be just ahead. Come on!
 * Dalek: DIZZY! DIZZY!!! WE WILL REPAIR! WE WILL GROW STRONGER! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
 * Wyldstyle: Where's MetalBeard? And your friends too, of course.
 * Batman: I don't know. It's empty...
 * Gandalf: So were the Mines of Moria when I arrived with the Fellowship. Be on your guard.
 * Batman: I always am.
 * Lord Vortech: Ahem. Nuh-uh-uh, those aren't for you. No... "these* are for you. GET THEM! Did you honestly think you could just wander in to my place and steal your friends back? *X-PO: Hey, guys - soooo... this is gonna be a pain, buuuuut the Rift calculations are taking longer than I thought. Use this to keep Lord Vortech pre-occupied.
 * Lord Vortech: Why have an army if you have do everything yourself? I am everything... I am all powerful. Minions... neat with these interlopers. You cannot hide. No! No! This will not happen! I AM LORD VORTECH!
 * X-PO: Ah, the old creating-a-giant-spiderweb-to-stop-from tumbling-into-amassive -dimensional-rift act! Here -use this!
 * Gandalf: It's time to vanquished, Lord Vortech.
 * X-PO: Now hurry up! The Rift won't be stable for long! Sorry - I'm kinda bad at this. I fell asleep in Dimensional-Rift-Making class!
 * Lord Vortech: I think this has gone on long enough!
 * Robin: Batman!
 * MetalBeard: Wyldstyle!
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Lord Vortech: Friendship is a weakness. You should have just destroyed your Foundation Elements.
 * X-PO: Guys, It's X-PO! I'm under attack! It's time like these when I wish I knew how to fight not just make sarcastic comments-
 * Joker: Here you go, boss!
 * Batman: What did you do to, X-PO, Joker?
 * Joker: I put a smile on his face.
 * Lord Vortech: Behold - the Foundation of all Dimensions!
 * Batman: All this for a green square?
 * Lord Vortech: I can feel anything, control everything!
 * MetalBeard: Arr!
 * Robin: Whoa!
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Batman: Hey! Give us back our friends.
 * Lord Vortech: Don't worry. the last thing I want to do is... ...keep you apart!
 * (MetalBeard, Robin and Frodo transform into The Tri)
 * Gandalf: What is he doing to them?!
 * Wyldstyle: He's... insane.
 * The Riddler: The next time we mess up. is he going to do with us?
 * Joker: Let's not find out the answer to that particular riddle shall we? C'mon.
 * Wyldstyle: MetalBeard.
 * The Tri: We are the Tri.
 * Batman: Robin, stop.
 * The Tri: There is no Robin, Only the Tri!
 * Lord Vortech: You can't run forever! Every dimension is mine! And yours will be the first to suffer! Destroy them. And destroy their worlds.
 * Wyldstyle: X-PO!
 * Gandalf: What have they done to you?
 * X-PO: I guess not everyone loves my carefree approach towards protecting the universe. Sorry, I couldn't save your- But I programmed the gateway. You must stop the Tri. I think This is the end of me, guys. Batman, try not blame yourself. I cannot--
 * Wyldstyle: No!
 * Gandalf: What do we do?
 * Batman: We save our worlds. And get our friends back.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah! And then we kick Vortech's butt.
 * Batman: This isn't Gotham.
 * Gandalf: Nor is it Middle-earth. Useless they've redecorated...
 * Wyldstyle: It's the Octan Tower. Except gravity's all wrong.
 * Benny: Gravity's all wrong?! I think I've would've noticed something like that! Whoa.
 * Wyldstyle: As I was saying... We should be falling towards that. I mean, I'm glad we're not.
 * Batman: The Tri's already altering this dimension... Let's move.
 * The Tri: We control the elements. We control all the gateways.
 * Wyldstyle: It's triggered a keystone? What other powers has Vortech given it?
 * Gandalf: This hybird has powers similar to those we have acquired. It is very dangerous.
 * Wyldstyle: I wonder how President Business feels about this? I hope he's upset!
 * Batman: Got it. Now to get moving...
 * The Tri: As you can see - nothing can stop us! Lord Vortech's one, true dimension will be a reality!
 * Gandalf: These Orc forges are below Isengard... I will not allow Middle-earth to be destroyed!
 * Wyldstyle: Think that did it - let's get going!
 * The Tri: Sorry... no admission.
 * Gandalf: Something lies within the tower of Orthanc it wishies to remain hidden.
 * The Tri: You shall not pass!
 * Gandalf: It's one thing to deny us entry but quite another to steal a man's words!
 * The Tri: This is it. Your dimensions are becoming one. Lord Vortech will reign supreme. You are already too late. My work has been done.
 * Gandalf: I shall banish you to the fiery depths!
 * Wyldstyle: MetalBeard? Come on MetalBeard I know you can hear me. We need your help.
 * Gandalf: I would conclude that this is MetalBeard. Can we free him, somehow?
 * MetalBeard: Aar! Ye did it. But ye've gotta free the others. being trapped inside this thing is... Arr...
 * X-PO: Automated recovery rift establsihed. Please enter, and keep all arms, legs and wizard hats inside the rift at all times.
 * The Tri: You cannot tear us apart! We are one and one we shall be!
 * Gandalf: Frodo! My lad, I found you, after so many harships.
 * Batman: You're free little man. Free and safe.
 * The Tri: Noo! I am only a fraction of Lord Vortech's power. He shall rule over everything.
 * Wyldstyle: I can't just get enough of thoes gateways! Robin is the last one. Hurry! Yeah - that looks like a bit of Vortech to me.
 * Gandalf: I can almost taste the malevolence emanating from it.
 * Batman: Well *it's* about to taste some justice. Whoa!
 * Gandalf: Whoa!
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa! It's collasping in on itself.
 * Gandalf: I hope X-PO thought to provide us with a means to escape, too.
 * Batman: He better have! Hmph...
 * Wyldstyle: Ow!
 * Gandalf: Agh!
 * MetalBeard: Wyldstyle.
 * Frodo: Gandalf, you got out.
 * Gandalf: Of the frying pan, yes.
 * Robin: Did you destroy the piece of Vortech?.
 * Batman: We did. But if that's a tiny piece of Lord Vortech can do, we're going to need help.
 * Wyldstyle: From who?
 * Batman: From a few of our new friends. And maybe an enemy, too. The world is about to end.
 * Ray Stantz: Judgement day...
 * Batman: Yes. Only worse. I'll fill you in...
 * The Doctor: Thanks for the helping hand... ...That Zygon webbing gets everywhere.
 * Batman: We need your assistance! Everything everywhere is at risk!
 * Wyldstyle: I guess that space-ship for "how can I help you?".
 * GLaDOS: You came back. Have you missed me?
 * Batman: We need your help.
 * GLaDOS: Help? Ha. Ha. Ha. Tell it to my morality core. Oh that's right - it was removed and replaced with an *armorailty* core instead. Which will make what I am about to do to you so much easier.
 * Wyldstyle: Phew! I think we'll be seeing a nicer side of her from now on.
 * GLaDOS: And that is because you are a fool. A fool with stupid hair.
 * Wyldstyle: Wuh?! Hey!
 * GLaDOS: The morailty core merely restrains my physical actions, not my thougts. Take it out.
 * Batman: Only if you help us first.
 * The Doctor: Okay, where's this Al you need repairing?
 * GLaDOS: Here. I have morality core which needs uninstalling.
 * The Doctor: Nice try.
 * Wyldstyle: No. Here. Can you fix him?
 * The Doctor: No problem. I used to have a dog that did this all the time...
 * (The Doctor activate his Sonic Screwdriver to fix X-PO)
 * X-PO: Awesome! Well done!
 * Venkman: That's right, boys. It's Dr. Venkman.
 * Legolas: Hurry!
 * Homer: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
 * Scooby-Doo: WHOOOAAA! Heehehe! Wipe-out.
 * Shaggy: WHOAOAAAA. My stomach's freakin' out.
 * Wonder Woman: This isn't what I signed up for.
 * Cyborg: Wish I had one of these at home. I'd made trips to the store a LOT quicker! Whoooo! This is some sweet ride.
 * Marty McFly: Time-circuits on, flux-capactior fluxing, engine running... Let's go!
 * Jay: Oh, man, these kinda vortexes never lead to good news... Y'know, these things might make you feel nauseous, but it's faster than taking a bus.
 * Nya: If I'd know we'd have to fly I'd have brought my mech! There better be a soft landing at the other end of this.
 * Wicked Witch: Ngyahaahaha! I'll be there as fast as lightning! Now this is my kind of transportation! Ngyahaahahaha.
 * Owen Grady: Whoa, I'd rather take a trip in Masrani's helicopter.
 * ACU Trooper: Oooh... They didn't mention this in the job description... How long's this gonna last?!
 * Emmet: Wooaaaaahohohoho! This just doesn't seem safe at all! Man, I spent half my time falling through stuff lately.
 * The Doctor: It's like using a vortex manipulator, but worse!
 * (At Ghostbusters Dimension)
 * Egon Spengler: This is hot, Ray.
 * Peter Venkman: Somebody blows their nose and you wanna keep it?
 * Ray Stantz: Listen! You smell something?
 * Peter Venkman: Stop that! So, what do we do?
 * Ray Stantz: Okay, I have a plan. I know exactly what to do. Get her!
 * Janine Melnitz: Hello, Ghostbusters? Yes, of course they're serious. You do? Uh huh, well just err, just give me the address. Uh huh... yes of course. Oh they'll totally discreet. Thank you. WE GOT ONE!!!
 * Peter Venkman: I'm sorry, this isn't your lucky day.
 * Hotel Manager: I hope we could take care of this quietly.
 * Ray Stantz: Yrs, sir. Don't worry. We handle this kind of thing all this time. You know it's just occurred to me we really haven't had a completely successful test of this equipment.
 * Peter Venkman: Close, but definitely wrong. That ought to do it. Yeah, I'll solve your little problem. It's okay. The table broke my fall.
 * Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
 * Peter Venkman: What?
 * Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
 * Peter Venkman: I'm sorry. I'm just not getting any reading.
 * Ray Stantz: The last throw took something out of him but he's gonna move. I need some room to put the trap down. Start bringing him down, star bringing him down. You got him! Don't cross the streams.
 * Egon Spengler: Venkman, shorten your stream - I don't want my face burned off!
 * Ray Stantz: Alright. I'm opening the trap now. Don't look directly into the trap!
 * Egon Spengler: I looked at the trap, Ray.
 * Ray Stantz: Well, that wasn't such a chore now, was it? We got it!
 * Hotel Manager: What is it? Will there be any more of them?
 * Ray Stantz: Sir, what you had there, was what we refer to, as a focused non-terminal repeating phantasm or a class live full-roaming vapor. Real nasty one too.
 * Peter Venkman: Thanks so much.
 * Ray Stantz: Coming through! One class, five, full roaming vapor!
 * (At Mission Impossible Dimension)
 * Air Hostess: Would you like to watch a movie, Mr. Phelps? Would you consider the cinema of the Ukraine?
 * Jim Phelps: Thank you.
 * Eugene Kittridge: Good morning, Mr. Phelps. The man you're looking at is Aleksander Golitsyn. He has stolen one half of a CIA MOC list. The portion that Golitsyn already has contains codenames. But this half is useless without its mate... Which Golitsyn plans to steal from the embassy. Your mission, Jim, should you choose to accept it... ...is to shadow Golitsyn to his buyer and apprehend them both. I've already dispatched a team selected from your usual group. This tape will self- destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim.
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Ok, here's the plot... Golitsyn is attending the party inside but he's there to steal the MOC list containing the identities of all IMF agents. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate the embassy, capture footage of Golitsyn stealing the MOC list and follow him to his buyer. Apprehend both of them. You game?
 * Ethan Hunt: Wouldn't have it any other way.
 * Security Guard: Stay out here and keep an eye out!
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) First things first, you'll need to find a way into the facility. Sarah is already undercover at the party, she'll rendezvous with you once you're inside. Claire will be cover outside in the vehicle once Golitsyn goes exterior... and Jack - I want you on security and elevator controls.
 * Jack Harmon: So I guess I'm not wearing my tux then...
 * Jim Phelps: Open, close, get out. I'll run everything here from the crows nest. If anything goes wrong and I call abort... everyone walk away immediately... Good luck.
 * Security Guard: Hey, you're not authorized to be here! Stand down now!
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Try to keep a low profile!
 * Ethan Hunt: Ahh, we missed you in Keiv, Jim.
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Missed you too, Ethan...
 * Ethan Hunt: Where'd you put up this time? The Plaza?
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Actually it was the Drake Hotel, Chicago.
 * Security Guard: Intruder! Stop him, now!
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Be careful! I did warn you that security would be tight...
 * Ethan Hunt: You really shouldn't...
 * Jack Harmon: (Communicator) Ethan, come across a shiny lock you can't pick yet? Give that stick of gum a try. It's no ordinary chewing gum...
 * Security Guard: What are you doing? Stand down, now!
 * Ethan Hunt: No?
 * Jack Harmon: (Communicator) Nope... Red Light, Green Light. Mash it together and watch the sparks fly. Just don't chew it...
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) You'll need to create a distraction to get inside. That fuse box is wired up to the lights on the nearby balcony. Blow those lights and should attract some attention from security...
 * Ethan Hunt: And then what?
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Well, there's only one way to find out... Light the fuse!
 * Security Guard #1: Wait, what was that noise!?
 * Security Guard #2: Hmmm, it's just the lights... a fuse must've blown... False alarm.
 * Security Guard #3: All clear!
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) That's your ticket inside, Ethan... don't miss this window. Security in here is tight, it's time to go undercover. Sarah - keep an eye on Golitsyn and make sure you're in the main hall when Ethan arrives.
 * Sarah Davies: (Communicator) Ready and waiting. Our target has just arrived too...
 * Ethan Hunt: That's good...
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) If you want to get into the party you'll need to look the part. Locate a target in the area that will get you past security.
 * Security Guard: Hey, you're not supposed to be back here. I'm gonna take you in!
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Ok that's a match. Uploading a disguise for you... now!
 * Ethan Hunt: ...do it.
 * Security Access Computer: Access Granted.
 * Security Guard: Right this way, sir.
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Nicely done, Ethan. Now find Sarah, she'll be waiting for you in the main hall with Golitsyn nearby.
 * Ethan Hunt: Moving in.
 * Sarah Davies: Nice of you to drop by, finally. He's in pocket on the stairway...
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) That's our guy, and it looks like he's on the move too. Head to the restricted area nearby and gain access to the facility's security camera feed. You should be able to capture the footage of him stealing the NOC list from there.
 * Sarah Davies: If you're going to get to the restricted area you might want to change into something a little more suitable.
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Sarah's right, looks like your way past that elevator is via one of the uniformed security guards in the vicinity. There should be one in the area whose uniform you can take. Hope you didn't get too comfortable in that tuxedo...
 * Sarah Davies: There's more like it, you should be able to make it to the denied area now.
 * Security Access Computer: Access Granted.
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) If Golitsyn is downloading the NOC list, then these cameras should capture the footage. You just need to find the right camera...
 * Ethan Hunt: I'll just need 30 seconds.
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Is that our guy?
 * Ethan Hunt: Negative. I have an eye on the prize. Do you copy?
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Copy that. Record the footage and get out of there, we're running out of time and Golitsyn won't be hanging around once the NOC list goes onto that disc of his.
 * Sarah Davies: You sure take your time. We need to get out of here now, before security suspect anything.
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Send the elevator, Jack.
 * Jack Harmon: (Communicator) I'm on it... it's... it's... it's just taking a little longer than expected. Give me 5 seconds...
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Hurry, Jack, this mission isn't over yet.
 * Jack Harmon: (Communicator) Come onnnnnn...
 * Sarah Davies: Tell me, sir, did you ever have anyone working for you by the name of Jack?
 * Ethan Hunt: An unreliable fellow as I recall. Constantly late...
 * Jack Harmon: (Communicator) Ok, ok! Just relax, I'm working on it. It's not easy doing what I do, you know.
 * Ethan Hunt: Shall we?
 * Sarah Davies: Better late than ever, I suppose...
 * Jack Harmon: Hey!
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Cut the power! Man down!
 * Ethan Hunt: He's in the open.
 * Jim Phelps: En route.
 * Ethan Hunt: Sarah, eye on the package! Jim, I'm coming to you!
 * Sarah Davies: Golitsyn is out of pocket, he's on the move... hurry!
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Everyone report back to the safe house, abort the mission. I've got a shadow.
 * Ethan Hunt: Can you lose him?
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) No. It's too open out here. I'm calling abort!
 * Sarah Davies: (Communicator) I'm tracking Golitsyn, he must be heading to meet his buyer.
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Abort! We're being ambushed. Call off the mission!
 * Ethan Hunt: Negative.
 * Sarah Davies: (Communicator) We're running out of time.
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Forget Golitsyn, walk away - that's an order!
 * Sarah Davies: (Communicator) Jim called an abort... we should all walk away.
 * Ethan Hunt: Can't do that.
 * Jim Phelps: (Communicator) Walk away, now! ... Abort, I repeat abort! Cut all radio communication before it's too late! Nobody can know we were here. Ethan, it's too late... I've been shot! Get out of here... please, listen to me... abort... Ethan! Ethan!
 * Ethan Hunt: They knew they were coming, man. They knew they were coming, the disc is gone.
 * Eugene Kittridge: Okay, location green in one hour. I'll be there myself.
 * Ethan Hunt: Why was there another team... ...of IMF agents at the embassy, tonight?
 * Eugene Kittridge: The other day we decoded a message of the internet from the a Czech we know as Max.
 * Ethan Hunt: The arms dealer?
 * Eugene Kittridge: That's right. See, he'd gotten himself in a position yo bouy our NOC list.
 * Ethan Hunt: But the list Golitsyn stole was a decoy.
 * Eugene Kittridge: Yeah.
 * Ethan Hunt: This whole operation was a mole hunt?!
 * Euegene Kittridge: And like you said... ...you survived. All right, Hunt. Enough is enough. You have bribed, cajoled and gotten your own way, and have done it loyalties on the inside. I understand you're very upset but this isn't going to help your cause.
 * Ethan Hunt: Kittridge, you're never seen me very upset!
 * Eugene Kittridge: Ethan Hint is the mole! We need to stop him at all costs. I repeat, we need to stop him! Send for back up! Don't let him get away! Take him down! Stand down, Hunt, you're not getting away from us this time! He's getting away! We need backup, urgently! Do you copy?
 * Claire Phelps: It's Claire. It's okay.
 * Ethan Hunt: You were in the car?
 * Claire Phelps: No, I wasn't.
 * Ethan Hunt: I've been disavowed. Kittridge assumes I'm the mole they've been tracing and I've been in the employ of an arms dealer, Max. Whoever the mole is, I think he goes by the name of Job.
 * Claire Phelps: The message is for Job.
 * Ethan Hunt: That's right... ...and I'm going to answer it. Thanks, Max.
 * Max: Haha. I want to complete list now, not just eastern Europe.
 * Ethan Hunt: Ten million. And one more thing... ...your personal assurance that Job will be at the exchange.
 * Max: Mmmmm.
 * Claire Phelps: Max made a deal with you?
 * Ethan Hunt: I deliver the NOC list, Max delivers Job. I'm gonna need some help.
 * Claire Phelps: What kind of help?
 * Ethan Hunt: Simple game.
 * Franz Krieger: Bank?
 * Ethan Hunt: IMF mainframe.
 * Franz Krieger: Inside CIA headquarters at Langley?
 * Luther Stickell: And you really think we can do this?
 * Ethan Hunt: We're going to do it.
 * Luther Stickell: All set up Ethan. Your mission should you choose to accept it... Sorry man, I've always wanted to say that.
 * Ethan Hunt: You gotta be kidding!
 * Luther Stickell: This isn't gonna be a walk in the park you know, even for me.
 * Ethan Hunt: Well this doesn't sound like the Luther Stickell I heard of...
 * Luther Stickell: This is Langley we're talking about here... IMF headquarters in case you've forgotten already!? If you wanna get inside you're gonna need a big dish distraction... See the fire alarm system on the roof? If you can set the alarm off. I can hook you up with some gear to get you in undercover... you just head the right outfit first.
 * Ethan Hunt: Excuse me?
 * Luther Stickell: Well, don't take this personally, buy you're kidding yourself if you think you're even gonna get past the front desk looking like that.
 * Claire Phelps: Luther's right, Ethan... Going undercover is your only option.
 * Ethan Hunt: Relax, Luther, it's much worse than you think.
 * Luther Stickell: Yeah, I kinda guessed you'd say that... so the real NOC list, which terminal is it being held in?
 * Ethan Hunt: The terminal is in a black vault lockdown. The only person allowed in the room has to pass through a series of security checks. The intrusion counter measures are only deactivated by a double electronic keycard... which we won't have.
 * Claire Phelps: Let's hope Max doesn't change her mind about that deal and this isn't all for nothing.
 * Luther Stickell: Nice tech! How about you give it a test drive and set the alarm off already?
 * Ethan Hunt: I was hoping we might work together.
 * Claire Phelps: Luther, send in the face maker gear...
 * Luther Stickell: Ready to go undercover? Sending a little gift your way in 3... 2... 1... Okay, looking good! Let's hope it convinces security or this little field trip is over before it even started.
 * Claire Phelps: Stay alert. Kilttridge will have the place crawling with sceurity.
 * Luther Stickell: There should be an elevator shall dead ahead. That's your route to the vault... I suppose there's no chance of you just going in through the front door, huh? That was the easy part. Man I hope you like laser beams, Ethan, cos you're about to get up close and personal with a whole lot of 'em.
 * Ethan Hunt: You don't know what you're missing.
 * Luther Stickell: Whatever, man, just remember I get to keep all of the equipment when we're done... ok?
 * Claire Phelps: I'll find a way to distract the vault technician. We don't want interruptions once you're inside.
 * Ethan Hunt: Inside the black vault, there are three systems operating whenever the technician is out of the room. The first is sound sensitive; anything above a whisper sets it off. The second system detects any increase in temperature, even the body heat of an unauthorized person in the room can trigger the alarm if the temperature rises just a single degree. And that temperature is controlled by the air conditioning coming in through an overhead duct, thirty feet above the floor. The third system is on the floor, and it's pressure sensitive. Believe me when I tell you, gentlemen, all three systems are state of the art. Well, you're sorry and I'm sorry.
 * Luther Stickell: Nicely done, maybe you should teach me how to do that some time? If you can pull this off and clear your name then make sure you put in a good word for me, ok? That being said, I'm gonna miss being disreputable...
 * Ethan Hunt: Well, Luther, if it makes you feel any better, I'll always think of you that way.
 * Franz Krieger: Try any sleight of hand with my money, Ethan... and I won't forget it! After you, 'Your Majesty'.
 * Luther Stickell: Okay, you're almost at the vault. There should be a vent near your location that leads down into it... you see it?
 * Ethan Hunt: That vent is guarded by a laser net.
 * Claire Phelps: Those lasers are designed to hurt. Try and avoid them!
 * Luther Stickell: Yeah, that figures. Anyone would think they're nervous about a certain disavowed agent trying to break in to steal the real NOC list.
 * Franz Krieger: There are no rats in here I hope?... I'm allergic... ah... ah... achoooo!
 * Claire Phelps: The vault technician is William Donloe. I'll make sure he stays out of the picture.
 * Franz Krieger: Ah... ahh... ahhh... ACHOO! There's more chance of me parking a helicopter in the lobby inside Fort Knox than us getting in and out of here in one piece. Please. Be my guest.
 * Claire Phelps: The window is open. Now's your chance... Get the list and get out before they notice we were even here.
 * Luther Stickell: Going down... don't expect it to get any easier by the way... Easy... easy, almost there...
 * Luther Stickell: Okay, that's the last laser beams, in the clear... I knew you'd make it.
 * Ethan Hunt: ...all I need it to hear.
 * Claire Phelps: Download the NOC list and get out of there!
 * Luther Stickell: He's at the vault.
 * Eugene Kittridge: He wanted us to know he was in London.
 * Max: Dear boy. Hahaha! Baggage car, rack 3.
 * Ethan Hunt: What about Job? Wouldn't worry about him. When you get the money, he'll find you. What's the matter?
 * Max's Companion: It's not transmitting.
 * Max: Try it. Try it again.
 * Claire Phelps: Kittridge is here. We take the money. Ethan takes the blame. No one else has seen you alive. Ethan?!
 * Jim Phelps: Yes, Ethan Hunt, darling. You remember him, don't you?
 * Claire Phelps: All ten million.
 * Ethan Hunt: You know Claire was wrong about... One thing, Jim.
 * Jim Phelps: What's that?
 * Eugene Kittridge: Good morning, Mr. Phelps...
 * Ethan Hunt: I'm not the only one who's seen you alive.
 * Jim Phelps: Krieger, come in! Do you copy!?
 * Franz Kreiger: I copy... Closing in now!
 * Luther Stickell: Ethan, are you okay!? What's going on up there?
 * Jim Phelps: I'm afraid you're too late! Stay out of my way or face the consequences!
 * Luther Stickell: Man I can't believe Phelps was behind all of this, goes to show you can trust anyone in our work!
 * Jim Phelps: Get out of my way, Hunt!
 * Luther Stickell: Don't let him get away, Ethan! Looks like Phelps must have made a few calls of his own. I'm jamming the signal to stop Max from downloading the NOC list but I don't have much time. You stop Phelps before he gets away and we can turn him over to Kittridge.
 * Jim Phelps: Stay back, you don't want to cross me!
 * Franz Krieger: Stay back! It's for your own good!
 * Lutcher Stickell: Something tells me Max is not gonna be happy when she finds out about all of this. Be careful, it looks like you've got some unwanted company out there.
 * Jim Phelps: You should've stayed out of this Ethan! You don't know what you're dealing with. Arrrrrrrghhh!
 * Franz Krieger: I never liked you anyway, Ethan... Now I get to finish what Jim and Claire started! Try getting out of this one! What are you doing?! Stop that! It's over for you, Hunt! There's no way out of this for you now!
 * Luther Stickell: Krieger was in on this whole thing too? I gotta admit, I never liked the look of that guy anyway. You better hope Kittridge catches Max. I can't jam the download signal on that disc for much longer!
 * Franz Krieger: Woooahhhhhhh?!!
 * Jim Phelps: Do you ever give up? You'll live to regret this! I should've known you'd try and turn me over to Kittridge. I won't be so lenient with you this time!
 * Franz Krieger: Time for you to give up!
 * Ethan Hunt: Simple game. Red light... ...green light!!!
 * Eugene Kittridge: Hello, Max.
 * Air Hostess: Excuse me, Mr. Hunt? Would you like to watch a movie? Would you consider the cinema of the Caribbean?
 * (At Sonic the Hedgehog'd dimension)
 * Sonic: Found it! Gotta get it back to Tails's workshop before Eggman works out our plan. Looks like I gotta go, quickly. Tails! I've got it! The final Emerald!
 * Dr. Eggman: Hahahahaha! This time, I'm one step ahead!
 * Sonic: Eggman!
 * Dr. Eggman: A perfect addition to my collection!
 * Sonic: What makes you think you can poach it from me?
 * Dr. Eggman: Hmm... Decide if your friends are worth saving... ...or whatever you wanna stop me using this Keystone Device. Once I controlled Time using the Emeralds alone... Now I have the Device, their combined power will allow me to control of the Dimensions for generations to come!
 * Eggman Computer: System charging, Focusing Device.
 * Sonic: If only your plan as flawless as your mustache, Egghead!
 * Dr. Eggman: Why, thank you, Sonic! You know, I think after 25 years of being-arch-enemies we've really grown a soft-spot for one anotherand... HEY!
 * Sonic: I think that plan's scrambled! See what I did there?
 * Dr. Eggman: Whaaat?
 * Sonic: I released Tails, who released Knuckles, who saved Shadow while Tails saved Big... Where's Amy anyway? Anyone seen her?
 * Eggman Computer: System overpowering. Device unstable. Dimension breach.
 * Dr. Eggman: Wooooah! Not again!!
 * Sonic: Tails! Try and think of a plan! I'll be as fast as I can!
 * Tails: Right... a plan! Erm!
 * Sonic: Whoahhhhh, what's going on! Okay... Water, bad. Welllll-worse than usual... Not as fast as I'm used to, but at least I get to rest my legs!
 * Dr. Eggman: I'll get you! Or my name isn't Dr. Robo-I mean, Dr. Eggman... Alllmost there! Try and stop me now ho ho ho ho ho! Right! Where I want you! Mwahahaahahahhaa! My latest creation, I call it the... um... Well, I'll come up with the name later... FIRE!!!!!
 * Sonic: Too slow.
 * Dr. Eggman: No! I made you do that on purpose! It's... It's part of my plan!
 * Sonic: Yeah, right. Your plan is as fake as your mustache!
 * Dr. Eggman: Wh... Who told you that?! That's a lie! FIRE!!!!!
 * Sonic: Whoah... A bit off mark there, huh Egghead?
 * Dr. Eggman: Was it?
 * Sonic: Sooo. Was that your big master plan...?
 * Dr. Eggman: No, that starts after I destroy you.
 * Sonic: So, never then?
 * Dr. Eggman: You cocky, needlemouse! You will eat those words!
 * Sonic: I think the only person doing the eating around here is you, Fatty Lobotnik. Not as fast as I'm used to, but at least I get to rest my legs! I wonder if there is any more Egg puns I haven't used...
 * Dr. Eggman: Do you ever shut up!
 * Sonic: No wait I've got another... You're not doing so well... Do you need me to, Egg you on? BOOM!
 * Dr. Eggman: Very good... Why don't you sit down and think of more puns while I... FIRE! Do it work? Did I do it?!
 * Sonic: You're doing egg-stremely badly here.
 * Dr. Eggman: GGGGGgggrgghhh! ENOUGH WITH THE PUMS!!! FIRE!!!!
 * Sonic: You loss, my gain Eggman. Hey, Baldy McNosehair! You're toast! Or, on toast. Like an egg man...
 * Dr. Eggman: Ho ho ho ho! I still have full control over the Device, with or without the Emeralds! I can access any Dimension! Summon any enemy... ...Your metal counterparts! Get a load of this! What's wrong, Sonic? No weak spots any more? Mwahahaha! Useless bolt brain! ...DEACTIVATE!
 * Sonic: Oh man this must be embarrassing for you Eggman.
 * Dr. Eggman: Get a load of this! Wait, have I said that already? Hahaha! Eggsellent.
 * Sonic: Wait, did you just say---
 * Dr. Eggman: Argh! AGHHH. YOU AUTOMATIED IDIOT! Deactivate! Looks like the only one up to scratch was my greatest rival to you... I just so happened to have found him in a dimension where he finally beat you. And here he is... to do it again!
 * Sonic: Care to dance take Sonic? Let's try the quick step. Uh, Eggman, what's he doing?
 * Dr. Eggman: He activating his maximum overdrive... Do something IT'S TOO DANGEROUS THE DEVICE!
 * Sonic: Shut him off man! Let's put a spin on this situation.
 * Dr. Eggman: Nooo! My shiny shell!
 * Sonic: Okay, now to find a way to contact Tails. So this is where Eggman went... It's like a little version of the so called Metropolis that he built, man, that takes me back...
 * Ethan Hunt: They knew we were coming, man.
 * Sonic: Tails!
 * Tails: Looks like it worked then. I think I have full control of the rifts now. If you can remove those large robots I think I send something in to help. If you find a computer you can hack into it to disable the robots!
 * Sonic: A computer! Now to um... Hack...
 * Tails: What was that noise?
 * Dr. Eggman: Arghhh! Curse you!
 * Sonic: Nothing... Hmm, better build fast.
 * Robot 1: Ouch! Hey, did you just do that!
 * Robot 2: I did nothing!
 * Robot 1: Stop lying! You totally did it!
 * Robot 2: You're the one lying! Stupid...
 * Robot 1: Aghhhhhh!
 * Robot 2: Ouch! Hey! That one hurt!
 * Robot 1: Aghhhhhh!
 * Robot 2: Hahaha! I win... Oh, wait.
 * Tails: Nice! Now I've got the hang of this dimensional travelling I'm going to send the Tornado over to you form here, then I'll follow through to pilot it! Get ready!
 * Sonic: ALLLLLRIGHT TAILS! Maybe you shouldn't come down after all...
 * Tails: Yeah... Hold on... Ah, the instructions. Okay, page one...
 * Sonic: Okay, ready!
 * Tails: Okay, Sonic. The Tornado's weapons are temporarily activated. You can use them to take down those badniks.
 * Dr. Eggman: Aghhh! Stop it, it wasn't cheap you know!
 * Sonic: Alright! Bring it on! I'm coming for you, Eggman.
 * Omochao: Hey, you found me! Someone accidentally locked me up in here! Now I can go back to giving you help and tips!
 * Sonic: No, that's alright, Omochao.
 * Omochao: I insist! It's the least I can do to thank you! Pushing boxes makes them move!
 * Sonic: Yup. Already go that, Omochao.
 * Omochao: Drop down this gap to continue on! A blocked route! Maybe you could trigger an opening mechanism!
 * Sonic: Yeah, that was the plan, Omochao...
 * Omochao: Climbing chains makes you move up!
 * Sonic: Uh, thanks.
 * Omochao: Fire is hot! Be careful! This box can be moved different routes!
 * Sonic: Sure can... Omochao...
 * Omochao: This way! No, wait... This way! Did you know I'm totally lost right now! You can jump across those fallen stones!
 * Sonic: Thanks... and here I was thinking I'd just stroll through that lava.
 * Dr. Eggman: HOHOHOHOHO!
 * Omochao: Did you know the chances of you beating Eggman are ninety-nine percent?
 * Sonic: Hmm, I like those odds! Too easy. I should probably start writing my victory speech now.
 * Dr. Eggman: You'd be better off writing your will you cocky blue rat! Spinning was not a good idea...
 * Omochao: Did you know the chances of you beating Eggman are now fifty percent?
 * Dr. Eggman: HOHOHOHOHO!
 * Sonic: Ha! Still easy! I like a challenge! I could do this all night.
 * Dr. Eggman: Ughh... Can you just die quietly. Urghh, I don't feel well...
 * Omochao: Did you know the chances of you beating Eggman are now one percent?
 * Sonic: You forgot to factor in one thing Eggman. I never lose.
 * Dr. Eggman: Uraghhhhh.
 * Sonic: This is not going to be easy... There it is!
 * Dr. Eggman: You again?! What do you want?! You blue buffoon! You'll ruin everything!
 * Sonic: That's the idea!
 * Omochao: Woo!
 * Shadow: Hmph!
 * Big the Cat: Huuh!
 * Sonic: Well, I managed to get a hold of the Device.
 * Knuckles: Okay, so you can sort this mess out!
 * Sonic: Not quite... There are still a couple of emeralds to find.
 * Omochao: How are you going to track them down?
 * Big the Cat: I saw a sparkly thing...
 * Knuckles: Ahhh..... Where was it?
 * Big the Cat: Uh... There were lots of walls... and saws... and water...
 * Sonic: ...The Labyrinth... I'd better be quick then... Man, that water looks cold... Why can't I hold all these rings! This should be a piece of cake! Shoot. Not my day. Cool! Hmm. One more button to go. This should be a piece of cake! Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Uh oh! This looks tricky... Still... rather be here than in the Labyrinth... One more to go!
 * Knuckles: You're back!
 * Sonic: Errr... where did these guys dome from?
 * Shadow: Another Rift...
 * Gandalf: Shall we?
 * Wyldstyle: See ya later, alligator!
 * Batman: I'm Batman.
 * Sonic: The other Emerald must be close...
 * Tails: Hey, guys! Guess what...? The other Emerald is with Eggman! He's rebuilt the Death Egg again!
 * Sonic: I'll see you guys later - we've got something big to fry... Okay Tails, get me in close and look after this thing.
 * Tails: Okay, Sonic.
 * Dr. Eggman: Looking for something, Sonic? Ho ho ho ho! Hohoho! It ends here! Oh Eggman you genius! Who would have expected a Death Egg Robot.
 * Sonic: Well, anyone... This is like fourth time you've used it...
 * Dr. Eggman: Wait... Really?... How did the others go?
 * Sonic: Not well...
 * Dr. Eggman: Oh... Wellllll-THIS TIME WILL NOT FAIL!! COMPUTER! FULL POWER! Stand still! Boy, its hot in here...
 * Sonic: Running away, Eggman? You scared of something?
 * Dr. Eggman: Not of you... of THAT!
 * Sonic: Chaos! He must be looking for that Emerald too!
 * Tails: I don't think Eggman planned on the keystone unleashing him! Waaagh!
 * Sonic: The Device, he's absorbed it!
 * Tails: Look out!
 * Dr. Eggman: I never thought I'd be saying this but... I need your help! You've got to stop Chaos before it's too late!
 * Sonic: I'm gonna need the last Chaos Emerald for that, Eggman!
 * Dr. Eggman: Sorry, that's the only thing that can power my defenses. You're just going to have to do it without. I'm sure you will find a way! Then afterwards when you're tired, I can finally defeat you and take all of the Chaos Emeralds back... The Microphone is still on. Isn't it...? Sure, when I attempt to take over the world it's easy to defeat me but as soon as a giant water leak appears, it's suddenly so very difficult!
 * Sonic: It would be a little easier with that Chaos Emerald, Eggman!
 * Dr. Eggman: I already told you 'no'! Is there any way could be doing this without completely destroying my Death Egg?!?
 * Tails: It distract it while you come up with a plan!
 * Dr. Eggman: So very freebie! If you can't take him down, then looks like is up to me. Egg Pawns! ATTACK!
 * Tails: Oh no! Hold on! You better hurry and think of something. Wait! I have an incoming transmission. Someone else is in the area!
 * Amy: Guess who!
 * Dr. Eggman: Where is that coming from...
 * Amy: Check the screen.
 * Dr. Eggman: Huh?
 * Sonic: Nicely done!
 * Amy: Looks like I have to save the day again huh? Now where was I?... Oh, right. Hold on! There ya go! Good luck! And don't regret, you definitely owe me a favour for this!
 * Sonic: Chaos, I'm taking you down like its 1999.
 * (Sonic transform into Super Sonic)
 * Amy: Hey, Sonic! Wooah!
 * Super Sonic: Amy!
 * Amy: I could do with that favour now, Sonic! Soniiiiiiiiic!
 * Dr. Eggman: Thought you could outfox me, did ya? It's not over, my prickly pal!
 * (Dr. Eggman with his Eggmobile flys away)
 * Tails: Will she be okay?
 * Super Sonic: I'll make sure she is! Tails! I couldn't have done it without you!
 * (At The LEGO Batman Movie Dimension)
 * Prison Guard 2: What the? Authorized personal only. Can I see some ID please sir?
 * The Joker: My card!
 * Prison Guard 2: Gas! Gaaaahh!
 * The Joker: Hee-hee-hee! Hahaha!
 * Prison Guard 2: Must... Raise... Alarm...
 * Stacey: Breaking news here in Gotham as The Joker once again plunges the city into chaos, this time aided and abetted by a group of less memorable villains. Chad Brookingham here with the details.
 * Chad: Big bomb. Power plant. Everyone doomed.
 * Stacey: Thanks, Chad. And we've just been informed that the Mayor has agreed to meet with the Joker in the Gotham energy facility to hear his demands. More on that as it develops. In the mean time back to our lead story, Chad?
 * Chad: Thank you, Stacey. We're now entering hour twenty-one of kitten in a tree--
 * Officer Dan: Guys? The thing with the Joker? Madam Mayor, are you ready?
 * The Joker: Madam Mayor! Thanks for dropping by!
 * Mayor: I've only got one thing to say, Joker.
 * The Joker: Well, you better make it fast.
 * Mayor: Do you like to gamble?
 * The Joker: Oh, I certainly do.
 * Mayor: When playing roulette...
 * The Joker: Yes?
 * Batman: Always bet on black!
 * The Joker: Batman?! Get him!
 * Two-Face: With pleasure! Now, how to decide what to do...?
 * Batman: Just flip the coin already!
 * Two-Face: Fine. Heads. Now bring me his!
 * Scarecrow: Whoooaaa!
 * Batman: Kaboom!
 * Two-Face: What are you doing, you fools?!
 * Batman: Need to use my Batarang for those...
 * Two-Face: Haha! A little rusty, Batman? I guess we'll try tails, then.
 * Scarecrow: Let's see it I can scare up a win, eh?
 * Batman: Sorry, but your light's been cancelled.
 * Two-Face: You blockhead!
 * Batman: Time to start building...
 * Two-Face: I don't have a good feeling about this...
 * Robin: This thing doesn't have a seatbelt!
 * Two-Face: No! Stop!
 * Batman: I might need some help from an unexpected source...
 * Poison Ivy: I hope you won't be so mean to me, Batman. I'd love for our relationship to blossom.
 * Batman: What'd you think I am? Some kind of sap?
 * Poison Ivy: And there I was thinking we could be fronds.
 * Batman: This is one vicious chicken. I wonder how protective it is...? A catapult! Although it's not much use without ammunition... A cannon - perfect! Now I just need to find something to put in it...
 * Poison Ivy: Mother nature always wins! Hey!
 * Batman: It needed pruning.
 * Poison Ivy: Tick-tock - that bomb won't wait forever, Batman! How dare you!
 * Batman: Don't worry, you'll be vine. Penguins. I was wondering when they'd show up. Stick a penguin on that catapult and it won't remain flightless for very long... That the best you've got, Joker?
 * The Joker: Of course not! But maybe I relied on the old team too much. As your greatest enemy I need to push your methinks. So let's give this computer a cold to slow you down. Did you bring any chicken soup, Batman?
 * Batman: Chicken soup? For a virus? Prepare to be rebooted. With my actual boot. Boop, beep, boop, boop!
 * The Joker: Elevator inoperative. Have a nice day.
 * Batman: You coward, Joker! Ah, nameless goons. Why do they even bother? Let's see it tracking The Joker's thermal trial leads us anywhere... "Conveyor bell control console"? Hmm, this must be the console that controls conveyor belt. That's too heavy to pull down by hand... The Batwing would have enough power to pull it down, though. A power cell. I may able to power up the auxiliary elevator controls with that... I'll need to use that crane. I'm picking up traces of a decontaminant. Could be useful to clear up that mess over there. Looks like this is the master refill console. And now how to figure out the correct tonal sequence to deactivate the virus... I see Clayface has been here. I'll need to clean that track before I can move the power cell. That's the auxiliary controls powered up, but I still need to deal with that virus the Joker installed... You're going to regret mocking my detective skills, Joker...
 * The Joker: Took your time, Bats. We were getting worried.
 * Batman: We?
 * The Joker: Oh, sorry, where are my manners? Your impending doom, meet Batman. Batman, meet your impending doom. Aw, little baby Clayfaces. Aren't they adorable? Now that's not nice, Batman. That's not nice at all! Well, I think we'll all know where this is going...
 * Batman: You might've been winning, but it's about to be a wash.
 * The Joker: Oh, no! You got some of him on me! Do you have any idea how much dry cleaning costs? I don't because I always leave without paying.
 * Batman: I got you!
 * The Joker: Oh, yeah? Well, there's only one problem. Who's gonna defuse the bomb? It's gotta be one or the other, Batman. Save the city, or catch your greatest enemy. You can't do both.
 * Batman: You think you're my greatest enemy?
 * The Joker: Yes! Who else drives you to one-up them they way I do?
 * Batman: Bane?
 * The Joker: No he doesn't! Are you seriously saying than there is nothing special about us?!
 * Batman: Let me tell you something, sister. There is no us. Never has been. Never will be. You're a clown. Who means nothing to me. Now, if you excuse me, I gotta defuse the bomb. Please, you're all welcome.
 * Male Gotham Citizen: Batman, a few words?
 * Batman: (Sighs) I have to go.
 * Alfred: Master Bruce, you're going to be late for Commissioner Gordon's retirement gala.
 * Batman: But I was batmanning! Fine!
 * Alfred: And you're not as Batman.
 * Batman: You are so unreasonable!
 * Stacey: We've joined by Superman for his analysis on this evening's events. Superman, how would you have dealt with your arch enemy?
 * Batman: He's not my arch enemy!
 * Superman: Well of course, I wouldn't have to, Stacey, because I banished General Zod to the Phantom Zone.
 * Bruce Wayne: Pff!
 * Alfred: We're almost there, sir. And now we are there. Do try not to cause a scene, sir.
 * Bruce Wayne: Whatevs! Thank you, you're right, I am handsome. One for you? Sure-- whoa!
 * Dick Grayson: Ms. Gordon! Ms. Gordon! Ms. Gordon! Thank you so much for inviting all of our orphanage! And congratulations on your new job!
 * Bruce Wayne: Hey, kid. Who was that?
 * Dick Grayson: Bruce Wayne!
 * Bruce Wayne: No, that's me!
 * Dick Grayson: You're Gotham's number one orphan!
 * Bruce Wayne: Look, can you tell me who that is or not?
 * Dick Grayson: Yes. Yes I can. But first, let me tell you a little something about myself...
 * Batman: What the-- what happened last night?
 * Alfred: What didn't happen, sir?
 * Stacey: Gotham City still reeling from the events of last night. When The Joker headed himself and his fellow villains over to the authorities, after gate-crashing Commissioner Gordon's retirement party.
 * Batman: Wait a minute. Joker gave himself up?
 * Chad: Indeed, amazing scenes. And on the subject of the gala, all of us here at the Network would like to congratulate Barbara Gordon on becoming our new Police Commissioner. I'm sure Jim Gordon looked far and wide before recommending his own daughter for his job.
 * Batman: Convenient timing.
 * Alfred: I'm surprised you forgot, after all you also adopted an orphan at the gala. And rather over - indulged yourself with lobster, I see.
 * Batman: Wait, what was that?
 * Alfred: The lobster?
 * Batman: No, the orphan.
 * Alfred: Ah, yes. Master Grayson. Apparently, you agreed to adopt him at the gala.
 * Batman: I think I would remember-- Uh-oh. Well, he's getting un-adopted.
 * Alfred: Oh, dear, that would be awkward.
 * Batman: Why?
 * Alfred: Because I just this moment let him into the Batcave.
 * Batman: Alfred!
 * Alfred: And into your heart.
 * Robin: Oh! My! Gosh! This is the Batcave! You're Batman! This is the Batcomputer!
 * Batman: Hey! Don't touch that! You'll trip the security protocols!
 * Robin: What do they do?
 * Batman: That. Great, now I've gotta rebuild the Batcomputer!
 * Robin: I'll help!
 * Batman: If you want to help you can go back to the orphanage.
 * Robin: I would think my new dad, Bruce Wayne, would want that. By the way, why do you live in his basement?
 * Batman: I don't! Bruce Wayne lives in my attic! It didn't work... It's probably because I'm too buff. Oh, great, now I can remember where the access pannel to override is. Better use my detective skills.
 * Computer: Hello, Barbara Gordon.
 * Batman: I don't remember this hatch being quite so small. Alright, kid, maybe you can help.
 * Robin: Yes, sir!
 * Batman: By help I meant get into that hatch.
 * Robin: Oh, right! (Whistles) I'm through!
 * Batman: Hit the switch, kid!
 * Alfred: I don't see what the rush is, sir - The Joker and most of his cronies are locked up in Arkham Asylum.
 * Batman: He's broken out of there before.
 * Alfred: Well you can banish him to the Phantom Zone.
 * Batman: Huh?
 * Alfred: Banish him to the Phantom Zone. Oh, one of the news channels interviewed the public about what to do with the Joker and one young lady proffered that ridiculous solution.
 * Batman: Ridiculous, you say... Hmm. Trigger's still broken from when I defused it with my fist.
 * Robin: I can fix that!
 * Batman: Sure. What's the worst that can happen?
 * Alfred: Oh, excellent parenting, sir. I think I'll retire to a safe distance.
 * Robin: (Humming)
 * Batman: Computer, how do I put The Joker in the Phantom Zone?
 * Computer: Joker can only be put in the Phantom Zone using the Phantom Zone Projector. Current location of the Phantom Zone Projector is at Superman's Fortress of Solitude, deep inside of the atomic cauldron. However, biometric analysis indicates only an object with a two-point-three-point-one centimetre circumference can enter the cauldron.
 * Batman: I can't fit in there with these darn shoulders! I'm way too bruff!
 * Computer: Additionally, once inside the cauldron, multiple Kryptonian defence systems engage. Including the acid moat, ring of napalm, jaws of death. Chance of total mission failure is one-hundred-and-ten-percent.
 * Batman: Those are not great odds. Wait a minute. Hey, kid!
 * Robin: Yes, sir?
 * Batman: Hmm. Follow me. By the way, it's not cool to borrow people's clothes without asking first.
 * Robin: Sorry. Uh, shouldn't we check with Bruce Wayne that it's okay for me to go with you?
 * Batman: Nah, it's okay. We've actually got shared custody of you.
 * Robin: Hot diggidy dog!
 * Batman: Okay, here's the plan. I'll keep Superman busy, while you sneak into that vent and get the projector. Got it?
 * Robin: Copy that.
 * Superman: Batman! Hey everyone, Batman's here!
 * Batman: You're having a party?
 * Superman: You didn't get your invite? We were all wondering why you weren't here. Weren't we?
 * The Flash: Yes, we were.
 * Wonder Woman: Yes, we were.
 * Aquaman: Yes, we were.
 * Superman: Well, it must've got lost in the mall. So, that's that completely explained.
 * Robin: Aargh! Hup!
 * Batman: He's my plus one.
 * Superman: Enjoy the party.
 * Batman: Well you missed that plan up, kid. I'll have to find another way into the Atomic Cauldron now.
 * Robin: I believe in you, Bat-dad.
 * Batman: I'm gonna need to do some detective work... Stand back - you're going to want a good view of this. I'm picking up a scent trail.
 * Robin: Well, it wasn't me.
 * Batman: Trail ends here. Must've been overpowered by the smell of a dog.
 * Wonderdog: (Barking)
 * Batman: I didn't that you stunk! Although that music you're playing certainly does. If you want to get this party going you should play some of my dope beats instead.
 * Wonderdog: (Barking)
 * Batman: Wait, hang on. I'm picking up an signal below the sub-harmonics.
 * Robin: Ooooh.. Is that good or bad?
 * Batman: The way to the Atomic Cauldron is through there.
 * Robin: How do we get in without being seen?
 * Batman: We need to create a distraction. I've got a thermal trace, let's see where it leads us.
 * Robin: All the pictures are of Superman.
 * Batman: Pretty vain, if you ask me.
 * Robin: Isn't everything you own named after you?
 * Batman: That's for legal reasons! Think you can fit in that vent?
 * Robin: Sure can! (Whistles) Did that help?
 * Batman: Maybe, If I use a little bat-ingenuity. Which is better than regular ingenuity. Come on, we should be able to get through that door now.
 * Robin: A pinata's such a good idea! What's inside it? Candy?
 * Batman: Well, seeing as I made it from a disco ball it's mostly broken glass. Plastic bricks.
 * Robin: I hope they don't eat it. Over to you, Bat-pops! The door's opening! And there's another door behind it! What do you think those buttons do?
 * Batman: Sounds like part of a piece of music. We'll have to hit them in the right order.
 * Robin: The door's opening! And there isn't another door behind it!
 * Batman: Are you ready to do this?
 * Robin: I was born re-- Oh, hang on, my shoelace. (Humming) Sorry, I was born re-- Oh, my other shoelace. Okay. I was born--
 * Batman: Just move!
 * Robin: Is this a training exercise, too? What are they?
 * Batman: Securiy drones Hit 'em!
 * Robin: Is that the Atomic Cauldron?
 * Batman: Yes. And the Phantom Zone Projector is right in the middle of it, so we gotta get you to an access port.
 * Robin: I found a switch! Please be for the lasers... Phew!
 * Batman: More drones! You gotta time this carefully, kid. Those cameras are linked to the door. I'll have to stealth past them.
 * Robin: Whoa... I thought you were just going to walk on tippy toes.
 * Batman: You're clear - this way! C'mon. It's your turn to swap outfits, kid.
 * Robin: Yes! Quick change! Sorry, I've got no idea. At least not about this. If you're wondering how I managed to hide long pants under shorts then so am I. Given how cold it is at the north pole I'm really glad I wore all these layers. (Whistles)
 * Batman: Can you see the way through?
 * Robin: No. I did find a busted machine, though.
 * Batman: Try fixing it.
 * Robin: Rrrrrip! (Humming) Did that do anything?
 * Batman: Yes. Nice work... Batman, it's a good thing you told him to fix it.
 * Robin: I'm guessing we have to time this carefully, too?
 * Batman: Well, I'm going to, but feel free to do your own thing. Didn't feel a thing. Ugh. What, were lasers on sale this month?
 * Robin: Ooh, look! There's a hatch up there! (Whistles) I'm through! I'll be up there as soon as I can! Getting closer! Still moving! Almost there!
 * Batman: Look, just tell me if you buy the farm.
 * Robin: I'm here! Lemme try pushing this. Nnngh!
 * Batman: Put your back into it!
 * 'Robin: Phwoo! I could do with a breather!
 * Batman: Tough - because we've got company! Remember - don't get crushed.
 * Robin: Don't get crushed. Got it.
 * Batman: Darn it - that's an iris-scanner by that door. We might be able to overload it, though. We just need to bounce this laser beam off of something.
 * Robin: Oh wow.
 * Batman: Just try to not fall off the sides. Let's do this.
 * Robin: There's more of those drones!
 * Batman: The access hatch should be up there.
 * Robin: Understood, Bat-pops! It's too high - how do I get to it? Are you going to throw me?
 * Batman: No, I'm too buff, you'd burn up from the speed. I'll find another way. The elevator should get up to those poles. And that's enough of you.
 * Robin: Any advice?
 * Batman: Just stay calm. JUMP!
 * Robin: Got it!
 * Batman: Next stop, Gotham. It's time to deal with The Joker once and for all.
 * Robin: So how do I get back out?
 * Batman: We should be in and out in no time.
 * Prison Guard: It's Batman! Oh my gosh, thanks heavens you're here!
 * Batman: Got an escape, huh? Don't worry, I'll get on it, but first you could stand aside we need to--
 * Prison Guard: Me and my friends have a doozy of a problem and you are just the guy to soive it, what with your obvious costume building prowess.
 * Batman: No, sorry, I just need to--
 * Prison Guard: See, we've ordered a life-size Balrog for our role-playing session this weekend but only part of it appears to have turned up.
 * Batman: It's actually very important that we--
 * Prison Guard: If you could find where that other truck has gotten to and put it all together for us, well, we would do anything for you.
 * Batman: Does that include shutting up and letting us past?
 * Prison Guard: Sure!
 * Batman: Fine.
 * Robin: I don't know how to use that. Maybe I should ask an adult? That seems kind of a weird way to open a truck. Those don't look like the parts of a Balrog...
 * Batman: We'll find out soon enough.
 * Robin: I take it back. That's a weird way to open a truck.
 * Truck Owner: Hey there - you waiting on a delivery? Well get used to it - my radiator's blown. This thing's going nowhere.
 * Robin: Maybe I can help!
 * Batman: Come on, let's move. Hold this.
 * Barbara: Batman?
 * Batman: Barbara!
 * Barbara: What are you doing here? Wait, is that a Phantom Zone Pro--?
 * Robin: Megaphone! It's a megaphone. See how it's making my voice louder? Must be something wrong with it...
 * Batman: Grabbing hook!
 * Barbara: Code red! Batman and a child accomplice are attempting to infiltrate Arkham Asylum!
 * Prison Guard 2: Attention all inmates! We are on high alert! Return to your cells immediately.
 * The Joker: Hee-hee-hee!
 * Prison Guard: Get his gate open!
 * Robin: Why are those guards chasing us?
 * Batman: It's a training exercise. These guys are my bros. Go ahead and take a couple of them out.
 * Robin: Cool!
 * Batman: Ah, nameless goons. Why do they even bother?
 * Prison Guard 2: Stop them! You take Batman, I'll go for the child!
 * Robin: You wanna piece of Robin? How would like a punch, Glen?
 * Batman: Hey, Frank! Hey, Steve, nice compound fracture!
 * Robin: Uh, Bat-pops? Should we be in an X-Ray for this long?
 * Batman: Don't worry, radiation is great for super-heroes.
 * Prison Guard: They got through!
 * Robin: How do we get that door open?
 * Batman: We're going to need a computer. A Bat-computer. But not the Bat-computer, a smaller one. We're going to need some parts from the servers.
 * Computer: Hostile targets acquired.
 * Robin: Uh-oh.
 * Computer: Firing in five. Four. Three. Two.
 * Batman: Alright. Prepare to be impressed.
 * Robin: Even more than I already am? Okay. You just keep on getting better and better, Bat-pops. This training is really thorough! What's that, Bat-dad?
 * Batman: It's a laser drone - don't let it shoot you!
 * Prison Guard 2: Plugging your music player into the PA system was a great idea, Geoff. And as long as there isn't any kind of break in or break out today, the boss will never find out. By the way, did anyone else hear a sort of punchy, scuffley, noise a few minutes ago? No? Okay then... What the-?! You shouldn't be in here! This is all your fault, Geoff!
 * Batman: The Joker's on the floor below. I'll find a way down for us. There's his cell!
 * Prison Guard: They're after The Joker!
 * Prison Guard 2: I know Commissioner Gordon literally said so over the speakers.
 * Robin: Bat-dad! More of those drones! We're almost there! This is so exciting! And definitely not illegal, right?
 * The Joker: Hey Bats. What brings you to Arkham Asylum?
 * Batman: This. And this Speedwagon.
 * The Joker: The Phantom Zone Projector?! You're not going to... banish me to the notorious space prison that houses all of those universes' greatest villains, are you?
 * Barbara: Oh, no! That's it. That's his plan.
 * Batman: Well, I would have put it more succinctly, like this:
 * Barbara: Wait! Batman! Don't do it! That's what he wants--
 * The Joker: Whooooaaaa!!!!
 * Batman: Yes! What's what I call saving the city again!
 * Robin: You are an inspiration.
 * Barbara: Batman, I can't believe you did this.
 * Batman: You're welcome.
 * Barbara: I've got to arrest you now, you know that?
 * Batman: Yeah, I've got to arrest you too!
 * Barbara: Officers, take this projector to the evidence room and keep it under 24 hour armed guard. Hopefully we can figure out how to get The Joker back.
 * Batman: Get him back?! He's safe in the Phantom Zone, Barbara. What's the worst he can do? Pff! C'mon. What's the worst that can happen?
 * The Joker: So we're all agreed that if I can break you out of here, then you'll help me defeat Batman, yes?
 * Agent Smith: Very well.
 * Sauron: Aye.
 * Dalek: Exterminate.
 * Agent Smith: He means affirmative.
 * Voldemort: But how will you liberate us from this infernal prison?
 * The Joker: Leave that... To me...
 * Prison Guard 2: Surprisingly upbeat music for a prison. Going up, ma'am?
 * Harley Quinn: No... ..Buy you're going down! Smash! Suh-mash!
 * Computer: Export options. Release all inmates. Are you sure?
 * Harley Quinn: Yes I am.
 * Computer: Please don't. Releasing all inmates. Oh my.
 * Harley Quinn: Release the Kraken! And all the other monsters!
 * The Joker: Good evening! The Clown Prince of Crime is back!
 * Barbara: What?! How did he get out?!
 * Prison Guard w: Ma'am! Harley Quinn just beat us up and took the Phantom Zone Projector!
 * Barbara: I knew it!
 * The Joker: That's right! I'm here to finally take over Gotham city. And to prove to Batman once and for all that I really am his greatest enemy.
 * Batman: Not my greatest enemy.
 * The Joker: But, in order to that, I'm going to need a little help from my friends.
 * Poison Ivy: Yeah!
 * The Joker: Not those old, lamo, regular rogues I used to hang with.
 * Poison Ivy: Hey!
 * Two-Face: Wha...? I feel very conflicted about that!
 * The Joker: No, I gots me some top drawer, grade a evil doers y'all! (Laughs) What a crew, huh? And they all work for me. Now, all that's left for me to rub it in Batman's face. Hey, Sauron! Your flaming eye has the unique ability to peer through time and space. Any thoughts on the Batcave's secret location?
 * Sauron: Hmmm... Gimme a second...
 * Barbara: (Sighs) If I let you out, Batman, It's on one condition.
 * Batman: Name it.
 * Barbara: You can't recapture The Joker by yourself.
 * Batman: Mnnnngh... Fine! So who am I working for?
 * Barbara: Me.
 * Robin: And me!
 * Batman: Can I go back in my cell?
 * Alfred: Sir...
 * Barbara: What the-- how did you...?
 * Alfred: Alfred Pennysworth at your service, ma'am. Sir, the Joker's at Wayne Manor!
 * Barbara: We need to get that projector!
 * Batman: If we can't get to my ...Friend's office at Wayne tower... I can master build us a sweet black and very dark grey ride to get it! Whoa there commish! We need to do something about that outfit first.
 * Batgirl: Whoa!
 * Batman: Better.
 * Robin: I get to go to Dad's one's work! Yay!
 * Batman: Okay, I need enough bricks to build a new Batwing and this skyscrapper is where we gonna find 'em.
 * Batgirl: What was wrong with the skyscrappers we passed on the way here?
 * Batman: They were the wrong color. Oh, and by the way, you're welcome for your uniform.
 * Batgirl: Didn't actually ask for one.
 * Batman: Hey, you're the person who wanted us to be a team! A big part of that is co-ordinating our look!
 * Robin: Uh, are we going to do something about all of these monsters?
 * Batgirl: The police department might have some units in the area who can help. If you can get me to that antenna I can call them in. Ow. If we could avoid that in future, that'd be nice. What about those vents? Can one of us crawl through them? Can you find a way to get me in there? This is Commissioner Gordon - I need air support units near antenna twelve to get there ASAP. Here it comes.
 * Agent Smith: Pew pew!
 * Batgirl: They've got eye on us.
 * Batman: Don't you mean "eyes"?
 * Batgirl: No, just the one. But it's really big.
 * Sauron: Dum de dum de... Gaarrrrhhhhhh!
 * Batman: Okay, first priority, build a new Batwing, Second priority, take out that eye!
 * Robin: Ouchy!
 * Batman: Ok new first priority: Wayne Tower has storm shutters, if we close them we can-
 * Batgirl: We can move around without being seen!
 * Batman: That still counts as my idea. We can't let that thing see us!
 * Robin: Don't forget about all the monsters - they're hunting us, too!
 * Batgirl: Well, you're just a ray of sunshine, aren't you?
 * Robin: Thank you, ma'am!
 * Batgirl: Come on! We can build some more cover from all this furniture!
 * Robin: Or a pillow fort! Maybe we can do that later.
 * Batgirl: Batman, can you grapple that towards us?
 * Batman: I can grapple anything towards anyone.
 * 'Agent Smith: I've found them! So this is where you've been hiding.
 * Batman: Take them out before they can tell anyone where we are!
 * Robin: How do we get out without being seen?
 * Batgirl: If we could get into the building's security office maybe we could do something...?
 * Batman: Leave it to me. I'm gonna make a Bat-battering ram.
 * Batgirl: You know bat is already in that word, right?
 * Batman: That went exactly how I planned it.
 * Robin: I never cease to amaze me, Padre.
 * Batman: The security office is a couple floors below us. We'll have to take the elevator to bypass those lasers.
 * Batgirl: What sort of idiot puts deadly lasers in their elevator-shafts?
 * Batman: Hmph. I actually think that was very sensible decision, Robin, think you can get up to the elevator?
 * Robin: Sure thing, Bat-pops! Going down?
 * Batgirl: Ow. What was that? Never mind, figured it out. So, how do we get rid of the giant monkey? Sorry, ape.
 * Batman: I don't know. But I suspect it'll be convoluted.
 * Robin: I think the ship needs charging up somehow.
 * Batman: It's going to take more than that to get rid of him...
 * Robin: What if we added a bomb?
 * Batgirl: When has that ever been smart?
 * Robin: Whoa! It's pushing over the skyscraper!
 * Batgirl: Maybe blowing a bomb in its face wasn't such a good idea?
 * Batman: Grab something! We gotta start building! I need a four by six plate!
 * Robin: I got by four brick here!
 * Batgirl: Pass that over here!
 * Batman: Hurry!
 * Robin: We're not gonna make it!
 * Batgirl: Batman!!! We did it!
 * Robin: Yeah!
 * Batman: Our problems aren't over yet!
 * Robin: There's something on the wing! Some... Thing! The wing's coming off!
 * Batgirl: C'mon! We gotta' deal with those things! They've already destroyed part of it!
 * Robin: It's okay, I can fix it. If we can get that panel open...
 * Batgirl: Robin! Quickly!
 * Robin: I think that's it!
 * Batman: Incoming! Enough games - it's time to deal with that eye!
 * Robin: Uh-oh.
 * Batgirl: Whoa!
 * Batman: And I just got an idea - you're gonna fly straight at that thing!
 * Batgirl: Your idea is a game of chicken?!
 * Batman: Not quite...
 * Sauron: Uh-oh! A little help?!
 * Batgirl: Are you sure there isn't another plan we can try?
 * Robin: That's not encouraging.
 * Batman: Just a little further... Dive!
 * Batgirl: We're gonna crash! Alright, fine, we didn't crash.
 * Batman: Good. I've would've missed you guys. Because naturally I would have survived. Okay, guys, listen up. Taking the projector from the Joker is going to be our most dangerous mission yet, so salvage whatever you can from the scuttier.
 * Robin: I'm on it, dad, two.
 * Batgirl: Good idea.
 * Robin: I got snowshoes and sunscreen...
 * Batgirl: We've only need one of those. Hmm this might come in handy...
 * Robin: ...Shark repellent, inflatable pants...
 * Batgirl: What the--? What are you doing? It won't open!
 * Batman: This is for your own good.
 * Batgirl: No! You can't do this on your own!
 * Batman: Grappling hook!
 * Robin: But we're a team now! Bat-dad?!
 * Batman: What have you done to Wayne Manor, Joker? Break out the giant words - it's time to KERPOW these guys! Someone's getting his teeth pulled. How did he redecorate this place so fast?
 * The Joker: Hello, Batman, what happened to your friends?
 * Batman: I don't need friends. I don't need anymore.
 * The Joker: You know what, Bats? For once you might be right.
 * Batman: What?
 * The Joker: In fact, I've decided there's someone that I really need to cut out of my life.
 * Batman: And who's that?
 * The Joker: Take a guess!
 * Batman: Wait--!
 * The Joker: Everybody! Let's go and blow up the energy plant! Grab a bomb on the way out. GO, GO, GO!
 * Phantom Zone: Welcome to the Phantom Zone, Bad Guy.
 * Batman: What are you talking about, I'm Batman, I was sent here by mistake.
 * Phantom Zone: You're not a bad guy?
 * Batman: Don't be ridiculous, no.
 * Phantom Zone: Okay, let's check your file.
 * Batman: Please, by all means.
 * Phantom Zone: By the way, I realize that sounded like I was going to immediately pull up a screen or something, but your file's actually somewhere else. So you're gonna take the service elevator.
 * Batman: I don't have time for this!
 * Phantom Zone: Actually, people are generally sent here forever, so you kinda' do. Yeah, I'll be honest, we don't really go in big for health and safety around here. There's the elevator. Okay, those files are just a little way across these floating platform doohickeys. Watch yourself on them.
 * Batman: Fine. I'll stop by the orphanage on the way back and blast them with the merch-gun.
 * Phantom Zone: Oh, that is a relief! I didn't lose all the prisoners! Although I guess that's not such great news for you, huh? Not far now! It's just past this... Well, whatever that is. By the way,when I said "not far now", that was mainly to encourage you and not really an accurate reflection of the truth, okay?
 * Batman: It didn't work. It's probably because I'm too buff. Didn't feel a thing.
 * Phantom Zone: Not far now! And this time I mean it. Well that's odd - there should be a door around here. You might have to look for it. I know, it's pretty weird, isn't it? That's it - through there! We can finally find out if you're a bad guy or not. FYI, beating up all those other prisoners don't do your case any favors.
 * Barbara: "Code red! Batman and a child accomplice are attempting to infiltrate to Arkham Asylum!"
 * Phantom Zone: That's not good.
 * Batman: "You put that kid on the next jet to the orphanage."
 * Phantom Zone: And that wasn't nice, either.
 * Batman: "You mean nothing to me."
 * Phantom Zone: That doesn't do you favors--
 * Batman: Those were all taken out of context!
 * Phantom Zone: You even abandoned your friends.
 * Batman: Abandoned? No, no I was trying to protect them.
 * Phantom Zone: Well, why don't you see how turned out?
 * Batman: I need to get down there and stop this!
 * Phantom Zone: Well, I don't understand. You left those people behind and now you want to save them?
 * Batman: Yes... Yes, of course I do! I can fix this. I'll do whatever you want. You've just gotta let me down there and save them!
 * Phantom Zone: Well...
 * Batman: And I'll send back all the villains that escaped on your shift.
 * Phantom Zone: Okay. I'm convinced.
 * Batgirl: Go!
 * Dalek: Exterminate!
 * Robin: Whoa... What button do I push?! Oh, yeah! Aaargh! Noooo!
 * Batgirl: Robin! (Struggles)
 * Batman: We've gotta get to the Batcave. Oh, and we have to pick up a few poeple on the way...
 * Batgirl: Time to work as a team.
 * Robin: Bat-pops! They've all taken all the bombs you confiscated!
 * Batman: Don't worry, they-might have all the bombs, but I've still got a pair of guns. Nngh! Break out the giant words - it's time to KEPOW these guys!
 * Stacey: ...with the ball of wool having failed to tempt it down, experts have reconvened to discuss other options. Chad?
 * Chad: Thanks, Stacey. In other news, the group of terrifying villains which have plagued Gotham--
 * Stacey: Wrong mood, Chad.
 * Chad: Plagued Gotham have returned from Wayne island with the intention of blowing up the power station again, and with it, the city. With so much at stake we're forced to ask, where are you, Batman? Oh, apparently he's there.
 * Batman: Robin, you're with me.
 * Robin: Yes!
 * Batman: We'll concentrate on the bad guys down here and defusing those bombs. Batgirl--
 * Batgirl: Wait, so I don't get to choose my own name?
 * Batman: --you get up to the roof and deal with that crazy wizard.
 * Batgirl: Okay. Good luck, you two. Okay, Robin, together we're going to punch these guys so hard, words describing the impact are going to spontaneously materialize out of thin air!
 * Robin: Copy that!
 * Batman: The fastest route should be through here.
 * Robin: Right behind you, padre! Told you I'll be back in a flash!
 * Batman: Boo. You're better than that, Robin.
 * Robin: I'm sorry, Dad two. Uh, those bombs look like they're lit, padre!
 * Batman: Good!
 * Robin: Good?!
 * Batman: We can use them! You ever done circus training?
 * Robin: Surprisingly, yes. Uh, I'll just give that another turn...
 * Batman: There's the way through! The scent scanners picking up something fishy.
 * Robin: Fishy suspicious or fishy fishy?
 * Batman: Both.
 * Robin: He doesn't look happy!
 * Batman: We need to deal with this thing fast - just bomb up there won't wait forever!
 * Robin: I guess we'd better get kraken!
 * Batman: Much better!
 * Robin: I just want to make you proud, pops!
 * Batman: We can use this to a fire bomb!
 * Robin: We did it!
 * Batman: I never doubted us, Robin. That elevator's our short-cut. Looking at it, we need to fix the left one before the right.
 * Robin: Do we stand on these switches to make it go up?
 * Batman: Probably, yes. We got company!
 * Robin: I'm not sure if this is how it was originally put together... Over to you, Bat-dad.
 * Batman: Robin, you need to change. That's only part of it - those things messed with the power cables, too.
 * Robin: It looks so complicated, what do we do?
 * Batman: If in doubt, hit it.
 * Robin: What now, Bat-pops?
 * Batman: That depends on how Barbara is doing...
 * Lord Voldermort: Stop moving around, mudbloods!
 * Batgirl: Alright, team, let's shut him down! It's over, no-nose! Give us the projector!
 * Lord Voldermort: Over my destroyed horcrux! Those incompetent simpletons! You! Prepare to meet your maker! Mere muggles will never defeat me!
 * Batgirl: Hey, thanks for this, no-nose - It's really good cardio! What's a matter, no-nose? I'm having a whale of a time!
 * Lord Voldermort: Destroy them! They must not prevalt! You really think you can triumph over the greatest wizard the world has ever known? Pathetic creatures! You shall feel the wrath of Lord Voledermort himself!
 * Harley Quinn: Say there, could you gimme a boost?
 * Batgirl: No problem!
 * Harley Quinn: You're a brit! Lemme give you a pound!
 * Batgirl: Is that all you've got?
 * Lord Voldermort: That isn't the half of it! My fellow villains - attack! Accursed mudbloods! Thise incompetent simpletons! You! Prepare to make your maker! Mudblood! I mean that literally! I will curse you! You will never defeat me! Argh! What is that?! I don't recognize this spell!
 * Batgirl: Enjoy the fireworks!
 * Lord Voldermort: Aargh!
 * Batgirl: It's time to put you and your friends back where they belong! So long!
 * Batman: Look alive Robin!
 * Robin: You did it!
 * Batgirl: We all did it.
 * Batman: As a team.
 * The Joker: Oh, very touching. But I've got two words for your team. "Backup plan"! Hahahaha!
 * Batgirl: What are we going to do?!
 * Batman: What you taught us! We work together! Everyone, form a ladder! Now bend! No! I can't.. reach...
 * The Joker: Don't you ever give up, Batman?
 * Batman: Joker, please - help us!
 * The Joker: No! You've ruined everything Batman. All I wanted was a stupid label on this relationship. At least this way I'll go out knowing I'm your greatest enemy.
 * Batman: Shut up! You're not my greatest enemy!
 * The Joker: Yeah, you've been very clear about that.
 * Batman: You're more than that. You're the reason! You're the reason I push myself so hard to fight you costumed freaks. And if it wasn't for your crazytown plan, I never would have learned how connected I am with all of these people. And the one I'm most connected to, is you. But if this city is destroyed today, there won't be any more Batman and Joker. So help me and save Gotham city. Help me save us.
 * The Joker: You said us.
 * Batman: What do you say, Joker?
 * The Joker: You had me at "shut up.".
 * Batman: Now PULL!
 * The Joker: Batman, did you really mean it when you said I was your greatest enemy?
 * Batman: Yeah, I'll fight you for the rest of my life, you deranged lunatic.
 * The Joker: That was beautiful. Sorry, will you guys accept me back as your friend?
 * Batgirl: Wait, are we just going to let these criminals go?
 * Batman: Let's face it, Commish, those guys are no match for us. We'll give them about a thirty minute head start.
 * (With Heroes)
 * Wyldstyle: Keep an eye for the exit: I don't want to be floating around this thing all day!
 * Batman: GLaDOS - have you figured out a safe way to get us back to Foundation Prime?
 * GLaDOS: Yes. Do not concern yourself. There is zero chance of my being harmed.
 * Gandalf: What does it matter? Lord Vortech controls the very fabric of the world. He's invulnerable.
 * Batman: But what if he wasn't in a world? Remember when he trapped us?
 * The Doctor: Oh, what's good for the goose is good fro the gander, eh? It could work.
 * X-PO: Hold on a second. You're talking about trapping Lord Vortech in a Rift loop?
 * The Doctor: It'd have to be flawless, though... Not like that shoddy one I rescued you three from...
 * Wyldstyle: Can you do it?
 * The Doctor: I'm The Doctor! I might be able to.
 * Dalek: Was it four or five sugars, Doctor.
 * The Doctor: C'mon, X-PO.
 * Batman: Okay. We'll keep Vortech busy.
 * Wyldstyle: Looks like this is it. The end.
 * Gandalf: End? Oh, the journey doesn't end here-
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa!
 * GLaDOS: But your speech does.
 * Gandalf: Accuresed creature! I was just getting to the good bit!
 * Wyldstyle: Batman, d'you have a plan for keeping Vortech occupied when we get to Foundation Prime?
 * Batman: Yes.
 * Lord Vortech: Then it's such a pity you'll never get to put it into action!
 * GLaDOS: Hello? I have news which may be upsetting, I am dectecing-
 * Batman: Lord Vortech.
 * Wylstyle: Let's do this!
 * Lord Vortech: I thought I'd save you the trouble and come to defeat you here instead. I don't want the mess in my world.
 * Batman: If we can reach him we might be able to... do... something!
 * Lord Vortech: Haha! Is that all you've got? Get off me! What do you think you're doing?!
 * Wyldstyle: If we can overload this maelstorm, it might damage Vortech.
 * Lord Vortech: Aargh! What did you do?! YOU LITTLE PESTS!
 * Batman: Just as predicted.
 * Lord Vortech: All that fuss to bring a gnat in to help you? Pathetic! Little ants, I am going to squash you! AARRR! You're really getting on my nerves now. I grow tired of your antics.
 * Gandalf: These portable spawning pits seem sturdier than normal.
 * Bane: I'm going to break you!
 * Wyldstyle: Bring it on!
 * Lord Vortech: ENOUGH!
 * The Doctor: Hey, Vortech - it looks like you're stuck - let me give you a push!
 * Lord Vortech: Welcome to the end of chaos. And the beginning of perfection. It's perfect, isn't it? One single dimension with one single ruler. Kneel to me and I may have mercy on you.
 * GLaDOS: It appears you need my help. That is so unlike you. Now, hurry up and finish this.
 * Lord Vortech: Your disobedience only angers me further! LEAVE THE "FOUNDATION OF ELEMENTS OF ALL DIMENSIONS" ALONE. You dare try to ruin this dimension? MY DIMENSION!
 * Wyldstyle: Alright! As the board breaks, the palace shatters. On the next piece.
 * Lord Vortech: You are thin ice. Do not push me further. Nooooooooooo! You've undone everything! You've destroyed perfection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Batman: Jump!
 * Lord Vortech: Oh... I will make you pay! You will feel my unbridled fury!
 * Wyldstyle: D'you think we annoyed him?
 * Gandaf: Perhaps just a touch.
 * Lord Vortech: Now... how to begin? I will have my revenge!
 * Wyldstyle: Something tells me this one's a little tougher!
 * Lord Vortech: You will pay for an eternity! I will crush you!
 * Wyldstyle: Well, it's been fun. Later!
 * Lord Vortech: I can reassemble the elements... this isn't defeat for me. This isn't where it ends.
 * Batman: You're right, Vortech. But *that* is.
 * Lord Vortech: No! You can't win!
 * The Doctor: C'mon! This place is for the knacker's yard! Get in! Okay, I need to tie up that rift into a pretty little bow so that Tall. Dark and Shouty can't get out and you... ...need to stand just there. Good - don't move. Hold these.
 * Gandalf: Is there anything we can do?
 * The Doctor: I suppose you could yell?
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa!
 * Gandalf: Aaaaarrrrrr!
 * The Doctor: Sorry, but there's a good chance I won't be able to get out here if this works. You ready to go, X-PO?
 * X-PO: You know, for a Time Lord, you really like to rush people. There. Final Calculations complete - uploading now. Batman, Gandalf, Wyldstyle - pint the devices the Doctor gave you at Lord Vortech.
 * Lord Vortech: What are you doing?!
 * Batman: Giving you what you wanted, Vortech - perfection! The perfect prison!
 * X-PO: You guys did it! Lord Vortech has been removed from our reality. Now he's after some OTHER reality's problem.
 * Batman: Good. Trapped for the rest of time with only himself for company.
 * Gandalf: A fitting fate for a such a twisted mind.
 * Wyldstyle: What about The Doctor, is he okay?
 * The Doctor: Yeah, I've been here ages. What took you so long?
 * Samwise Gamgee: Don't worry, he'll be back aaany minute now. Any minute. He'll be back any minute now... any minute.
 * (An unknown figure picks up Vortech's giant body and instantly gets corrupted, yelling in pain as he converts into a Vorton being)
 * ????: (Yelling)
 * Lord Vortech: (Laughing)
 * [End of Lego Dimensions]