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1 (RADIO STATIC WHISTLING AND BUZZING) Hey, this is radio station WSKEE We're taking calls on the wish line Making your wacky wishes come true Hello? I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl Who looked good, I would call her Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat - And a '64 Impala... - (CROWD BOOING) - BOY: Hey, four-eyes! - GIRL: Loser! JORDAN: Allow me to introduce myself. BOY: Get off the stage! That's me, Jordan Sanders. Well, actually, this is me now. I know. I get it. Big change, right? But that was me in 1993, the day I decided to show everyone at Windsor Middle School what I did best. The laws of science. They're actually true. I can trust them. I can rely on them. - Who cares? - (LAUGHTER) There she is. You know her: the person who just can't let you live your best life. Prepare to behold a death-defying feat! (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) I trust the conservation of mechanical energy 100%. So much, in fact, that I am willing to risk my very life to demonstrate. Boo! - (CROWD JEERING) - Um... (CLEARS THROAT) Because this ball should not be able to pass this very spot again. Go. (CROWD OOHING) (CROWD GASPING) Hello? I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was... Now, this should have been my moment of victory. And for seven glorious seconds, I was on top of the world. (GRUNTS) - (GRUNTS) - But then, just like that, it was over. (LAUGHTER) Ow. Ow, ow, ow. Something changed. Little did I know, that something would be me. Jordan, I know you had big plans to go out there and show those kids how awesome you really are so they wouldn't be so hard on you at school every day. Being me sucks. I want to be someone else. (SIGHS) I know it's hard right now, but that's just because you're little. When you grow up, it won't be like this. - It won't? - Nope. - Because you're smart. - Yes. I am smart, aren't I? DAD: And do you know what happens to smart people when they're big? They become the boss. - Really? - Really. And nobody... and I mean nobody... bullies the boss. Well, then I can't wait to be big. So I can be the boss and no one will bully me. - Now that's my girl. - (JORDAN CHUCKLES) Because I'll bully them first. ("WHERE MY GIRLS" BY DAI BURGER PLAYING) Hey, hey - Ladies - Hey Where my girls with the blonde hair? Where my girls, where my girls with the jet black? - Jet black - Hey Where my girls with the purple hair? Whip it, whip it everywhere, wh-wh-whip it everywhere If you don't need no validation Wave them hands in the air, no hesitation... - (MUSIC BOX MELODY PLAYING) - (ELECTRONIC WHIRRING) AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Jordan, it's time to wake up - and live your dreams. - (JORDAN SNORTS) Jordan. - I said wake up, girl. - (JORDAN EXHALES) Let's get this shmoney, okay? (SIGHS) (SIGHS) (GASPS) HomeGirl, call April. HOMEGIRL: Take a whoosah, girl. Fact: April Williams is your assistant. "Assist" is in the job title. Calling April. (RELAXING NEW AGE MUSIC PLAYING) (BELL DINGS) MALE NARRATOR (OVER EARBUDS): So, you want to slap your boss. You're not alone. We all have stress triggers. People who are vampires, bloodsuckers, - just plain evil. - (MOUTHING): Evil. (CELL PHONE RINGING) AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Jordan Sanders calling. Jordan Sanders calling. Jordan Sanders calling. - Jordan Sanders calling. - Oh, shit. Hello? Are you awake? Yeah, I-I'm awake. I was just meditating. Wake up! Be awake when I call. APRIL: But... (STAMMERS) I don't know when you're gonna call, so when would I sleep? When I'm not calling. (VOICE BREAKING): April, listen to me. I'm sad this morning. (FEIGNING SYMPATHY): Oh, why? I have asked you a thousand times to have my housekeeper, Elaine... Linda is her name. Linda. ...put my slippers 53 centimeters away from the bed so when I hop out my feet can land on them. I mean, am I being unreasonable? (MOUTHING): Yes, bitch. Is that too much to ask? No, it's not unreasonable at all. Damn right, it's not too much. I can't be any kinder to you, April. Why are you not at work? I don't need a stay-at-home assistant. I'm on my way. - I'm on my way right now. - Go! You're so damn electro-cute - All right - You know you got that juice - Yeah - You know you got that juice - You know you got that juice - Uh-huh Now squeeze all that passion fruit - Squeeze - Ain't no one fresher than you Ain't no one fresher than you And if they try to break you, you say - Down, dog - Don't think about it - Keep your eye on the penny. - I got the juice. - Hey, Tony. - Hey, April. Can I get a raspberry jelly, and... you can just put a line of sprinkles out, and I'll snort 'em. (CHUCKLES) Take it the boss lady's on the warpath this morning. - Every morning. - (CHUCKLES) - Focus. - (CHUCKLING): All right. Oh, Stevie didn't go to school today? Yeah, I gave her the day off. Those bullies just won't let up. I can relate. Hey, April. - Hey. - Want to see a magic trick? - Yes. - I'm gonna take this penny and turn it into a quarter. Can you get my paycheck next? (APRIL CHUCKLES) STEVIE: Ah, Jesus. - Ta-da! - (APRIL LAUGHS) Wow. That was... magical. - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - Thank you. It's like she senses my happiness. Yes, Jordan? Did you call Amex and schedule my call? I need to have it... HomeGirl, end call. HOMEGIRL: Mm-hmm. I got you. Good morning, Trevor. Oh, good morning, Jordan. What are you still doing here? I overslept. Forgive me. You always have an excuse. Why you always got your guard up, huh? Have I ever hurt you? No, you haven't, because my guard is always up. - Why do we have this discussion back and forth? - Wh... (SCOFFS) I should've known what you was about. You got my name as "D Boy" in your contacts. Yes, I saw that. "D" is... it's-it's DeAndre, which is French for Trevor. - What? - You know what? I don't have to explain myself. - Jordan, come on. - Why were you going through - my contacts in the first place? - Come on, Jordan. - (STAMMERS) DeAndre? - You have to go. - No, no, no. - Oh, my... - Are you serious right now? - I'm not go... What? You strong, ain't you? Come on, Jordan. I'm just trying to get you to open up to me, all right? - Come on. - I have a company to run. You-you can run me. Come on, you know how we do. Come on. - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) - You get it. You know. - Mm... I'm trying to put you - To bed, bed, bed - (SNAPS FINGERS RHYTHMICALLY) I'm trying to put you to bed Yeah. Bed, bed. - Give it to me now. Come on. - No, no. - No. - Wow. - (TREVOR SIGHS) - Oh, wait, I need my key back. - What? Huh? I can't... - That-that was for one night. I can't hear... I can't hear you. What...? - D Boy! - What you saying? What? What? Did you have to do all that sex stuff in front of my child? Oh, please, he just popped out of you. I am sure he knows the territory down there. She's four. Oh. He's transitioning. Well, good luck, little fella. I like you. Now, your mama's a different story. (MUTTERING) If you need a drink, come over here, little man. - I got you. - (DOOR CLOSES) HomeGirl, play "Put Me to Bed." HOMEGIRL: You removed all love songs from your playlist. Right. No softening. HOMEGIRL: I tried to tell you. HomeGirl is playing your jam. ("MONEY" BY LEIKELI47 PLAYING) Talking, always talking That's your problem, you always talking Rock star mixed with a ghetto chick Try me? I wish, I wish you would Hol' up, who gon' hold us? - La la la la la la la - Huh Not the cemetery or the penitentiary Damn my contemporaries, I'm too legendary It's so money - I got money - Ooh Money, I got money - (SIGHS) Perfect. - Ooh Right now I'm chasing yen in Dover Street again I'm introverted, I'm not open to new friends... Excuse me. - (BOY GRUNTS) - (THUD) (WOMAN GROANS) And look like money (MAN GASPS) Money Back. The usual. - Money. - (OTHERS MURMURING QUIETLY) Thank you. And don't hate the player, y'all. Hate your little broke-ass game. Have a cheap day. Oh, good morning, ma'am. How would you know? - (CAMERAS CLICKING) - (JORDAN GASPING) (CUP SHATTERS) - (ALARM WHOOPING) - Whoa! - Whoa. Beat it, boys! This ain't the hood! (ALARM STOPS) (GASPING) - Vince, you read my lips. - Okay. If you see Lil Weezy or any other delinquents near my baby again, you better body-slam 'em, or I'm gonna body-slam you! Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. And then I'm gonna get you fired! Yes, ma'am. I-I would hate for that day to come. (ENGINE REVVING) (TIRES SQUEALING, HORNS HONKING) (CHUCKLES, SNORTS) APRIL (OVER PHONE): Hey, Jordan. Did my new seat cushions arrive yet? Mm, not yet. Clearly, you don't care if my ass is in pain. Of course I care about your ass. You wouldn't happen to be shoving a doughnut into your face, would you? - Good-bye. - Huh? Oh! Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - So sorry. - April, I am so sorry. - No, it's my fault. I'm sorry. How's your... Is your doughnut okay? Oh, it-it'll survive. (CHUCKLING): All right. I got... I got your sugar all over me. (CHUCKLES) Wow, that looks so good on you. - Huh? - Huh? - I-I thought you said something. - No, uh... (LAUGHS) So, wait... so are... Wait, are you gonna do... gonna pitch your idea to Jordan today? - Yeah. Today is the day. - Yeah? Yeah! But tomorrow's also good, too, I heard. No, no, wait, you... April, you've been saying "tomorrow" for, like, months now. DiscoverEyes is great. Yeah, you got to go for it. Hey. You got this. - Okay. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) - You got this. - Yeah. (LAUGHS) - Oh, wait, that's a step. - I got it. I'm good. (LAUGHS) And you can get this. - I'm sorry, you say something? - Huh? No, no, no. Jordan, Jordan, yeah, you can... you can get the product, the apps... (COFFEE MAKER HUMMING) APRIL: Mm! Not gonna catch me slippin'. Mr. Connor. May I help you? I am waiting on Jordan. Oh, well, um... would you like to wait in our lovely lobby? Nope. She's fine with me chilling in here. - Um... - Cool, cool. Oh. Uh, of course. She is gonna love that you're sitting at her desk with your feet up. I'm just gonna go get her. She's here! Take cover, everyone! - (FRANTIC CHATTER) - I've gotta be at my desk! - MAN: Hurry, hurry! - (EXHALES) I'm sorry. - Yes, you are. - Good morning. APRIL: Okay. - So, Connor... - Shh! - (LAUGHTER OUTSIDE) - WOMAN: How did you do that? STEVIE: Thank you. Why are y'all out here congregating like you were in a yard? - Sorry, ma'am. Sorry. - (OTHERS MURMURING) That's not what I'm paying you for. Can I interest you in some magic? There is no such thing as magic. Well, what about Black Girl Magic? You're a black girl fire hazard. Now, go and disappear. STEVIE: What? (SIGHS) Happy birthday! Call the city and get JS Innovations off - that dumpy doughnut truck's delivery route. - Grab the cake! - Of course. Immediate... - (YELLS) Who did this? I told you guys no carbs around me! Oh, uh... Um... (JORDAN SIGHS) Your biggest client is in your office. Connor? How did he get up there, April? You know you're not supposed to speak directly to him. I didn't. I... He was already there when I got there, and I-I tried to tell him it's... Shh. There she is. Connor the Incredible. What a pleasant surprise. Please, stay seated with your feet on my desk. It's... actually fine. They got to be on the desk. Up top! (EXHALES) Well, what can I do for you? I am bouncing to another firm. What? No. No. Connor, you can't jump. You're my biggest client. That's why I wanted to give you the heads-up in person. Wait a minute. Where is this coming from? We just want a fresh voice to bring in new tech ideas. Listen, my next product, it-it's still in beta testing, but I promise you, HomeGirl, it's gonna be big. It's-it's more than a virtual assistant. It is a virtual assistant if she were your homegirl. It's just not for us. All right. Story time, JoJo. Oh, not again. When I was a kid, I lived a hard-knock life. - Mm-hmm. - Anyway, I started getting into tech, and one day, I had to come to my dad and ask for a $10 million loan to start my company. And he's like, "What? "When you start a company, you don't get ten million. I'll give you five million." - And that hurt. - Wow. 'Cause I was expecting ten. I had budgeted for ten million. Mm. So I go to Grandmother and Grandfather. And I'm like, "Can you invest more millions of dollars in my company?" My grandfather's like, "Well, I don't know what this is." - No. - That was hard, but he gave it to me. And then, finally, I sell the company for $400 million. So, that's my struggle. That's how I came up. I felt that. I do. I mean, you could give me a chance like Grandmother and Grandfather gave you, and just... just... take that leap of faith and-and-and-and-and-and-and... and-and-and-and-and-and-and... - and... and... - Look, JoJo, okay. I'm meeting with another firm to talk about new gaming app ideas on Friday. - I'm sowwy. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Connor, please just give me a chance before you make any rash moves. (GROANING SIGH) All right, fine. 48 hours. Cool? - Yes. I will take it. - (PATS BACK) Thank you. And I promise fresh voices coming at you. Also, you... do you know you have, like, three dinner napkins on your back? I didn't know if that was a choice or if you leaned on something or... No, it's fashion. It's fashion. It's... - Oh. You got one shot, JoJo. - It's fashion. Don't blow it. - (MURMURING) - All right, people. - (MURMURING QUIETS) - Settle down. (CLEARS THROAT) Oh. Apparently, it's lunch, since Scott wants to eat during our meeting. Okay. (PRESTON GROANS QUIETLY) (EXHALES SHARPLY) There you go. Take a bite. (CHUCKLES) We don't have all day, Scott. Eat. Yummy. Anybody else hungry? PRESTON: No. I just had salad. - Mm, I'm fasting. - JORDAN: All right. Connor wants a new gaming app, the best thing we've ever come up with, and we're gonna give it to him. It needs to be big. - It needs to make noise. - PRESTON: But when you say "make noise," do you mean, like, literally make noise, like the app makes noise, or is it just a... Okay. I-I get it. I know that face. We've got 48 hours to save our asses. So let's go. - (WHISPERS): Go. - JORDAN: Impress me, people. Um, an-an app like, uh, Tinder, uh, but instead of matching people for dates, you match with people for dating advice, uh, and then analyze why all your dates went bad. So, like Tinder but sad. Like how your parents felt the day you were born. - (WHIMPERING): Oh. Okay. - Next. Um, a crossword puzzle app for news junkies. So, like a crossword puzzle that makes you angry. - No... - Exactly how I'm feeling - right now when you come up... - (EMPLOYEES GASPING) - WOMAN: Ow! - ...with those ding-dong, - ding-dong, bad ideas! - (GROANING) (HIGH-PITCHED): I think I have a pretty interesting idea. (NORMAL VOICE): What? You do, April? I don't even sound like that. What's going on? - Nothing. - What? I didn't say anything. Somebody said something. (SCOFFS) Uh, y'all... y'all need to be quiet. - We having a meeting up here about important stuff. - Shh. PRESTON: Sorry about that. So, you have nothing? You have nothing? Wow. Nothing. She didn't say anything. He thought he heard something. Y'all ain't said nothing. Connor is out the door unless we crack this. And in case I wasn't clear, if Connor is out the door, all of you are out. Bye-bye, health care. Which you know you need. Bye-bye, Ping-Pong table. Bye-bye, ergonomic chair, - which... - Sorry. Dang. (MUFFLED WHIMPERING) You better stop quivering that lip. - You better not cry. - (WHISPERS): Stop, girl. - Stop crying. - This isn't about you, Melissa. Are there no more ideas? Fine. Once again, I will have to figure it out myself. - Go. Go! - (EMPLOYEES GASP) - I can't look at you anymore. - (EMPLOYEES MURMURING) I have an idea for a new app? Are you asking me or telling me? I'm telling you. I'm telling you that I have an idea for a new app. It's called DiscoverEyes, and I... No. I don't take pitches from assistants. It's just... I've been here for three years, and you promised room for growth and... So I owe you a promotion? No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. I... I know this is a terrible time, but I-I really think I could help this company if you just gave me a chance like... someone gave you a chance. Let me explain something to you, Miss April. Nobody gave me anything. I saw an opportunity, I took it, and I ran with it. And you know what? I'm still running. Every single day. You know how many times I had to pitch my first idea before I sold it? Seventeen. And I sure as hell didn't take no for an answer. - Wait, so does that mean you'll hear my pitch? - No. You know what it is? I'm a taker. You're not. So just concentrate on being my assistant and try being good at that first. You can't talk to April that way. Who let the fire hazard in here? She's just making deliveries. Come on, Stevie, let's go. Were you always this way? - Was I always what way? - Mean. No. Actually, I used to be just like you when I was little. And you know what? People treated me like crap. Then what happened? I got big, and I got rich. So, now who gonna check me, boo? Well... well... (MOCKING): "Well... well..." Well, you ain't ready to play with the grown-ups, so go ahead with your little self. I wish you were my age. Then I'd check you. Everybody who you're awful to would check you, too, boo. Well, I wish your little cartoon dog would bite you. I wish you were little. (BELLS CHIMING) What was that? What was what? What was...? (PANTING) Get out. Get out. Get that little chocolate Hogwart out! Are you okay? 'Cause you don't look so good. No, you don't look good. No, you don't look good. That's what happens when people don't eat carbs. They start seeing Satan. - Move! - (GASPING) - Go back to work! - Yep. Work! Work! (ELECTRONIC WHIRRING) HOMEGIRL: Morning inspiration. It is better to have money and be brokenhearted than be broke and brokenhearted. Let's wake up and get this money. (YAWNS) Come on. (SIGHS) (GROANS) I need coffee. I told you watch it. (SCREAMS, GRUNTS) (LAUGHS) (GASPS) I swear to God, when I see you again, I will whup your butt! (GROANS) I'm not the one. - What was that about? - Beats me. The usual. What's your usual? (SCOFFS) You playing with me, right? (SIGHS) Here. Does that help you remember? Triple espresso with foam! You know, too much caffeine stunts your growth. - First of all, shut up. - (MURMURING) And second of all, does all this body look like my growth has been stunted? Depends. How old are you? Thirty-eight. (LAUGHING): Well, then yes. Yes, it does. (LIGHT LAUGHTER) What the...? Oh, my God. I need to go to the hospital. (LAUGHTER) (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (KEYLESS LOCK CHIRPS) - Security! Homeless kid is trying to carjack! Who's missing a bag? No! Back off! No one is touching this bag! (GROANS) - (YELPS) - Step away from the car. It's me, Jordan. This is my car. I'm not losing my job over this! (SCREAMING) - (GRUNTS) - Ha! - (JORDAN SCREAMS) - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) (GRUNTS) (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) Hey, little girl. Who are your parents? Um, Jordan Sanders is my mom. Uh-uh. Jordan doesn't have a child. Well, she keeps me hidden. Just, please don't tell anyone you saw me. You poor child. That woman is even more horrible than I thought. She is not horrible. She just has a very demanding lifestyle that might be giving her a nervous breakdown. Hello? Hello, Child Services? Stop. Stop talking like that. How do you know what I'm gonna s... ...say? (GASPS) Where are my natural teardrop boobs? I paid 15 Gs for those things. Why?! Why did you change?! This can't be happening. (BLOWS) (SIGHS) Okay. No. Not this girl. Jordan, it's me. - (DOOR CLOSES) - (SIGHS) I got all 15 of your messages. Oh, aren't you cute. (CHUCKLES) Are you related to Jordan? So you see her, too? See who? The little girl. Where's Jordan? Jordan? Do you really want to know? Yeah. (WHISPERS): She's inside me. (WHISPERS): So you ate her? Is that what happened? Did you cook her in your little Easy-Bake Oven? (LAUGHS) Jordan, hey, I'm here. Where are you? I got your dry cleaning. (SCOFFS) Did not pay me to babysit. I'm just gonna call her. (CELL PHONE RINGING) She would never give her phone to a child. Got that right. I don't know what you did or how you did it, but you did something to Jordan, you crazy little Chucky doll. I'm calling the cops. Um, you had a strawberry doughnut stain on your shirt yesterday. What the hell? One night, we were brainstorming a dating app, and you were telling me the lamest story about how you lost your virginity in the back of your mom's Dodge Ram van. But you told your college sweetheart that he was your first. You lying thot. What in the black Jesus? This doesn't make any sense. You went to bed grown, and then you woke up... Little. But that's for white people. 'Cause black people don't have the time. - I know! - What happened? I can't even think of what could possibly have happened. No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean... how did you go from this to this? That's... I have never seen a better glow-up. April, can you help me and figure this out? No, you're right. I'm... sorry. Let me just focus. Think. - I got it. - What? Gucci Mane. He's had a better glow-up than you. I mean, he's happy, he's healthy, got a six-pack. He has a really nice smile, and I don't know if those are veneers, - but people say we smile alike... - April! Can you help me? Mm-mm. I don't like that. - What? - I like kids to have old-school manners, so... I'm not a child. - Mm... - Okay. (SIGHS) Please help me. "Please help me... Miss April, ma'am." Are you kidding me? No. (JORDAN SIGHS) Please help me... Miss April, ma'am. Okay, child. Okay, um, well, try Benjamin Button syndrome. No. That's when you're born old, and then you age backwards until you're a baby again. Oh, well, my bad. I must have gotten my magical body curses mixed up! (JORDAN SIGHS) Wait a minute. - What? - That's it. That girl. The fire hazard from the doughnut truck. She was waving that dumb wand and wished I was little! Yeah, wishes don't come true. 'Cause if they did, I'd be on maternity leave - with Michael B. Jordan's baby by now. - (JORDAN SIGHS) Okay. So you're gonna go to the office, stop by the truck, kidnap her and bring her back to me, okay? I have some duct tape. We'll just starve her until she reverses this. Yeah. Okay, or we could just ask her to use her toy wand to make another wish, 'cause that's way less felony-ish. JORDAN: Just... - What are you doing? - What? I need a glass of ros. It's too early for tequila shots. You're too young to drink. Relax. Just a couple of sips to take the edge off. "Female... Gary Coleman disease." He died? (KNOCKING AT DOOR) Nosy neighbor. Swear to God, you're gonna learn today. What?! Child Protective Services. Are your parents or legal guardians home? Oh, um... (CLEARS THROAT) April! (WHISPERS): Sorry. What you got there? Nice ros? So, who's in charge? BOTH: Me. I have that, uh, Jordan Sanders is listed as the owner of this apartment. Correct. Paid in full. Okurrr? (CHUCKLES) You told me your name is Jordan Sanders. I did. Well, the, um... the other Jordan, the owner, he's, uh, my brother. Yeah. My-my dad. I'm a junior. Yeah, 'cause women can be juniors, too. And where is your father now? JORDAN: Mm. My, um, father. That is a good question. - Auntie? - Mm-hmm. Where's Daddy? (CHUCKLES): You know exactly where he is. - Um... - He's, um... - overseas. - Space. - Uh, in a space overseas. - JORDAN: Mm-hmm. Space Force. Got it. And your mother is where? She's a crackhead. Yeah, Jordan is a crack baby. It's so sad. That's why she's so hyper all the time. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay, let me just document this. - Aunt and crack baby. - (CAMERA CLICKING) No, no, no, but this-this is, this is just temporary, because she's going back to her dad soon. Mm-hmm. Very soon. - Back where? - Home. In Hawaii with my brother. That's President Barack Obama. Hmm. No, that's... my brother. (LAUGHS) Like, do they just think we all look alike? Same dog and everything. Okay, uh, and could you please tell me why you aren't in school today? - Hmm? - School? (SCOFFS) Girl, bye. I haven't been to school in, like, years. No, that's not what she meant. That's not what you meant, right? JORDAN: Oh, yeah, that's not what I meant. - Mm. - Joking. Okay, good, because any parent or guardian of a child during the ages of mandatory attendance shall send such child to public school, private school or a homeschooling program. Furthermore, any parent or guardian who violates this code section shall be subject to fine, imprisonment, community service or any combination of such penalties as the court sees fit. Say what, now? "Say what, now" is enroll this child in school, or somebody is going to jail. That's what now say what. By "somebody," do you mean... You. That would be you. Now, the school district which Jordan would be assigned to would be... ah... - Windsor Middle School. - Windsor? - Mm-hmm. - Oh, hell no. Yes. Hell yes! (LAUGHS) We love that school. Enroll her there today, and I will be checking that you do so. No. (CLEARS THROAT) Look here, lady. I am a businesswoman, and I have a company to run. She sells Girl Scout Cookies. She just takes it really seriously. - I'm like... - So I don't have time for Child Services, and I sure don't have time for school, okay? Let me be clear. I will have you in foster care and your goofy aunt over here in jail if you don't. Okurrr? Yes. Okay. Yes. - No problem. - Excellent. Now, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna get - a video of you two together. - Are you gonna... post this? And this apartment because... I like the evidence. I can't go to school. I'm not going to jail. (SIGHS) I can't believe I have to say this. You're gonna have to be me in the office. They're not gonna listen to me. I'm like the homey. You have to make them listen. I'll be on the phone in your ear, so don't say anything I don't tell you to say, don't do anything I don't tell you to do. So you're still in charge? Always. Just keep everyone focused on fresh ideas, or else the whole company is over. That just really makes me uncomfortable. Oh. But do you know what else is uncomfortable? Unemployment. Okay. I will agree to cover for you at the office if you agree to promote me to creative exec. What'd you just say? (QUIETLY): I said, um, for you to promote me to creative exec. Well... look whose balls just dropped. I got to take what I want. - Isn't that what you said? - Maybe. So, deal? Deal. Yes! (JORDAN SIGHS) - Just... - You know, since I have to be you, I should probably dress the part and borrow some of your clothes. Your body can't fit into my clothes. This is squats. This is Pilates. That body looks like BabyGap, Gymboree, OshKosh B'gosh to me. (CHUCKLES) (QUIETLY): Ooh, you get on my nerves. Fine. - Yes! - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) This is ridiculous. Let me get this straight... you went to Target, and you got me this? "Tarjay." The overalls is what I got. The shirt is mine. - I look great. - (JORDAN SCOFFS) Looking like Cookie from "Empire." April. (CHUCKLES) - Uh, you know this kid? - APRIL: Oh, hey, Vince. You know how Jordan always asks me to do everything? - Yeah. - Uh, well, this is her niece. Yeah, I'm watching her while she's out of town. Oh. That-that explains it. Yeah, we had a little confusion with her yester... Um... Uh, did-did you guys, uh, call Lyft? No. I got my keys. No, actually, Jordan left these for me. Yeah. It was part of our agreement. I-I don't think Auntie said that. Now, stay out of grown folks' business. Let me just take... Give me the keys I let you play with. (LAUGHING): She's so funny. - (KEYLESS LOCK CHIRPS) - Ah, here we go. (APRIL LAUGHING) (APRIL WHOOPS) Okay, how do I close the doors? (BUTTON CLICKS, DOORS WHIR SHUT) (GASPS) Now, how do I start the car? Just put it in electric mode. - It's easier to... - (ENGINE REVS) - Whoa! Stop! April! - (TIRES SQUEAL) APRIL: Okay, I got it. I got it. JORDAN: W-Watch it! Stop! What-what are you doing?! Whoa! (SCREAMS) APRIL: Okay, I got it. I got it. - JORDAN: No, you don't. - Oh. No, I don't. APRIL: Oh, I got... okay, I got it now. I can't go in there. Mm-mm. You heard Agent Bea. If you're not registered today, I'm going to county. But this place, the memories. It was so hard for me. I never felt so small. I-I know this is hard for you, and I'm sorry, but I'm not going to jail for you. You got to... you're going to school. If you think I'm listening to someone with such poor control over their edges as you, then, girl, you are severely mistaken. - Okay. That's it. - (JORDAN SIGHS) Listen, I'm the adult, and you're the child, so when I say something, you listen. (LAUGHS) Please. If you don't stop embarrassing me in front of these white people... Well, you're embarrassing yourself. You know what? I'm sick of you. Say one more thing. - I dare you. - Fine. You're too fat for that skirt. You know what? If you want to take it there, we going old-school. (JORDAN GRUNTS) - What? - Oh. - Let's go. - I'm requesting backup. We have a BMW situation. Black mama whupping. - How you like that? - Mm-mm! - (JORDAN GRUNTING) - (APRIL GASPS) (JORDAN WHOOPS) - Try me. (WHOOPS) - Okay, see? - How you like that? - No. You tried it. (LAUGHS) No, you tried it. 'Cause I've been looking at you like a little girl, but you a grown-ass woman, and you gonna catch a grown beat. Fine. 'Cause I got this good knee back. (GRUNTS) And how about this? - April. - Should I sell it? - Give that back to me now. - What you gonna do if I don't? (SCREAMS) - I told you not to test me! - (JORDAN GRUNTING) - Yes! - (SIGHS) Start spanking your kids! (LAUGHS) Remind me of my mama. Can't believe I'm back in this hellhole. APRIL: That must be Principal Han. Just shut up and stay cool, and I got it. - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Hey. Nice to meet you. Welcome, Jordan. Uh... (CHUCKLES) She's just nervous. - Aw. - Oh. Okay. Well, let's get you started. (QUIETLY): Come on. Pull it together. Oh, there's your teacher, Mr. Marshall. ("DIDDY BOP" BY NONAME FEAT. RAURY AND CAM O'BI PLAYS) I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ALL: Damn. Daddy turn bibby up, Henny invented The catalyst for happiness in my cup... How I get detention? Yeah, I'll be just fine. (JORDAN SIGHS) - Hi. - APRIL: Hi. We are so... (CHUCKLES) excited to attend this school. - This is Jordan. - (PATTING BACK) She's feeling nervous about joining your class. Oh, yeah. Hey, listen, don't be nervous, okay? Perfectly normal, but don't be nervous. I'll be with you the whole time. Promise? - Promise. - Okay. Your daughter's adorable. (LAUGHING): Oh, not my daughter. (GROANS) That's my niece. - Oh. - Um, and I'm April. - April. Gary. - I'm single. But not looking. I'm not desperate. Just... open and available. (CHUCKLES) Got it. That's where I'm at now. - I just got divorced. - You got divorced? Oh, no. - So I'm, like, totally desperate. - That's great. - Yeah. - Yeah. - (APRIL AND GARY CHUCKLE) - Anyway... All right, uh, well, school gets out... Okay, we should, um... we should go. - Okay. Yeah. - Okay. Bye, Gary. We can get it. (CHUCKLES) Run, run, run, mama say come home - Before the streetlights do... - (SIGHS): Okay. We have a new student joining our class. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jordan. All right? And here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna give her a nice, warm... a Windsor welcome. Huh? Let's start with... There you go. - What are you doing? - (LIGHT LAUGHTER) This is not a Windsor welcome. This is not wh-what... what I-I taught you guys. - Hey, hey, hey. - I blame the parents. You know what, Mr. Marshall, I'll just take it from here. (SIGHS) Hi, everyone. I'm Jordan Sanders. And I want to make a few things clear before we get started. First of all, you're meeting the new alpha of the class. I can establish my dominance easily, or you can make it hard for yourself. Oh, nice pants. If the floods are a-comin'. - (LAUGHTER) - GARY: Come on. Yeah, your clothes suck. Charlie, zip it. Thank you, Gary. - It's Mr. Marshall... for you. - (JORDAN CHUCKLES) I'm the teacher. Mm-hmm. And I'm the student. Okay, where was I? Yeah. We're gonna skip the "haze the new girl" thing. No. It's dull. Predictable. And I will strike back with a vengeance like you've never known. Well, if you didn't want to be hazed, - you should have combed your hair. - (CAMERA CLICKS) - (LAUGHTER) - GARY: Okay, you know what? One more outburst, and I'll cancel Spirit Day. I'm not joking around, young lady. But you can't cancel Spirit Day, Mr. Marshall. I am Spirit Day. - Oh, good Lord. - Which reminds me... get your tickets to the hypest school spirit pep rally ever. This year's theme is Winchella. Windsor's most talented students... and others that we couldn't block from signing up because of new rules of inclusion... (LAUGHTER) ...will show what makes Windsor the best. (WHOOPS, GIGGLES) Yeah! GARY: All right, all right, all right. Thank you. Pipe down. Pipe down. Open up your books. You know what I mean? We're gonna do some learning. Start pretending to read. Oh, boy, you know, meeting new people. It won't always be like this, okay? 'Cause I could tell when I met you that you are a special young lady. You know what? - I feel like you get me. - Really? I feel like I get you, too. (BOTH CHUCKLE) So, you feeling what I'm feeling? You want to quit? (CHUCKLING): I think about quitting every day. But I can't, because I have a responsibility. Wh-What are you feeling? Oh. No, I'm not feeling that at all. I'm a... I'm an adult... adult man. And you should have a seat. Okay, Mr. Hard to Get. I see you. Mm-hmm. Go ahead and sit down. It's time. Time to sit down. Just don't... you know, just look... look-look the other way. Look the way... look the... look up there. Look away from me. - (SOFTLY): Teach me something. - Don't... - (SIGHS) - (STUDENTS CHATTERING) So, uh, what are us kids into these days? I'm looking for the next big thing, you know. Uh, excuse you. Cutting without tipping is rude. (LAUGHS) Ugh. (GASPS) Really? You feed this to children? - To eat? - Mm-hmm. (SIGHS) Postmates. (SIGHS) (STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) You got this, Jordan. You're grown. You're successful. These kids can't hurt you. (TAKES DEEP BREATHS) (STUDENTS LAUGHING, MURMURING) (LAUGHTER GROWS LOUDER) GIRL: Next table. Oh, my... She's coming over. Oh, really? - It's like that, sister? - Mm-hmm. - Okay. Fine. - (LAUGHTER) Come on. Come here. Hey. - (SIGHS) - Come here. Oh. Never thought I'd say thank you to anybody offering me the worst table in the house, but, um, thank you. - Sure. - Mm-hmm. Why do you guys need a "safe space" for lunch? (LAUGHING, SNORTING) - Stop. - (LAUGHING STOPS) - It's becoming clear. - DEVON: Three years ago, I answered too many questions correctly. Friend Zone. I didn't have any new clothes at the start of school one year. Over. I don't even know why I'm he-he-h-here. - Who did this to me? - (LAUGHTER) You better show yourself! ISAAC: D-Don't-don't worry. No one gets s-s-stuck in the Friend Zone forever. You're cute for thinking that. Keep living. No. He's right. Once everyone sees our talent at the pep rally, we can finally get out of the Friend Zone and be in the center of it all. We'll be cool with everyone. ISAAC: It's gonna be very "wh-what's up, what's up?" in the hall. Who does that Jasmine girl think she is? J-J-Ja-Ja-Jasmine, sh-she's... Sing it, Isaac. She's so Perfect. He doesn't stutter when he sings. I see. - These answers better be right. - Duh. What is wrong with this school? (CELL PHONE CHIMING) - What is it? - (LAUGHTER) STUDENT: Guys, check this out! JORDAN: "When you can't afford a blowout or new sneakers"? - Look at it. - (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) (DOOR OPENS) Order for Sanders. That's me. All right. Thank you. GARY: Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. There's no Postmates in school, okay? Sorry. You know what? I am done chasing you. A man who finds a wife finds a good thing. That's Bible, Gary. What a weird little girl. April, you have to come pick me up. These kids are demons. Jordan, I have my first meeting, and I am freaking out. I-I don't think I can do this. Calm down. Put me in your ear, like, on Bluetooth. (SIGHS) - PRESTON: Hey, April. - Hey. I heard... Okay. Uh... - I heard Jordan was sick. - Yeah, she's... definitely gonna be out for, like, a day or two. You ready to hold it down without her? Mm-hmm. All right, well, I'll see you in the meeting. And I'm sure you're gonna shine. - You shining already. - (CHUCKLES) Okay. (CHUCKLES) (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) JORDAN (OVER EARBUD): Okay. Command their attention. - MAN: VR goggles... - MAN 2: Good idea. Oh, I think... I think we should do the... Right? Guys, I need to command your attention, please. Uh, can we all just quiet down and focus, please. - (SHUSHING) - (CONVERSATIONS SLOWLY STOP) Thanks. Where's Jordan? Um, she's under the weather. So I'm here just filling in for her. Is that why you're wearing her clothes? These aren't her... This? The-These aren't her clothes. These are my clothes. You don't wear cheetah. I always wear cheetah. (SNARLS) MELISSA: Jordan is never sick. She must really be on her deathbed. (CHUCKLING): Oh, which would be a developer's, uh, dream. - (LAUGHTER) - Yeah. Was that Preston? Oh, if he wasn't so talented, I'd fire his butt. And he also has a good butt. He does. April's right. We need to focus. Thank you, Preston. No. No. Uh-uh. JSI is going under. I'm gonna need Melissa to shut up. - I need to get a new job. - No, you don't. I'm looking at Jordan's Facebook right now. - Don't check it. - This is off the rails. You have to show them you can be crazy. - Y'all, I can be crazy, so... chill. - SCOTT: Shoot. Okay. Do it now, or you'll never get control. - Do what? - Do it now! - I said listen up! - (EMPLOYEES GASPING) You want to see crazy?! I can show you crazy! (GRUNTING) Uh... (PANTING) (GRUNTS) (EXHALES) What, y'all put bricks in here or something? Y'all recycle a lot. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. JSI is doing fine. We all have jobs. Let's do... Let's innovate! - We're JS Innovations. - (JORDAN SIGHS) - I'm in charge. - (EMPLOYEES MURMURING) (EXHALING): Oh, God, this is so hard. I don't know what that was, and... What are you wearing? You look like a cheerleader for the Migos right now. This is the worst day ever. I'm gonna need a stiff drink and some clothes that fit. Corner table for two. Right this way. (JORDAN SIGHS) Can I start you with something to drink? Oh, yes. I'll have a glass of ros, please. Scotch on the rocks. Two rocks. And I mean two. If there's three, it's going back. (CHUCKLING): How cute are you? - Are you in charge? - Mm-hmm. Let's get real. This black card's in charge. - What is this? - The kids' menu. Would you like this kid's foot up your... Oh, she'll have a Shirley Temple. Porterhouse, rare. Right away. Thank you. Any leads on the doughnut truck? The city doesn't provide contact info for the trucks, and since someone took them off our route... - Damn it. - But... these trucks need to be inspected every year, and they can't just go to any auto repair shop. So I narrowed it down to a dozen repair shops in the city that handle food truck inspections. And I have an intern making calls, so we should have a lead soon. - Thank you. - WAITER: Here you go. Yes. Thank you. (SIGHS) Mm. This is heaven. - I would... You know. - Mm-hmm. APRIL: Mm. Mm-mm-mm! Oh, it's not all bad at your school, though, 'cause can we talk about Mr. Marshall, - the other white meat? - (LAUGHING) Oh, girl, I was thinking about going back to pork. (LAUGHING): Hello. Oink, oink. Him fine as swine. (SIGHS) I'd like to teach him some things. What are you gonna teach him in that scrawny, flat body? Well, at least I'm not dried up like a creek hit by a drought down there. Please stop. Just a dusty bed of rocks where water once flowed. First, that's not... it's not dusty. Anyways, what's up with you and Preston? Making puppy dog eyes at him all day. We're just friends. Well, yeah, 'cause you're too scared to get at him. You see, that's your problem with work and men. You can't close the deal. Wh-What about you? You hire employees but don't trust them. You meet people but don't make friends. You date, and you don't commit. (SCOFFS) Committing is overrated. I'm a boss. I can't be heartbroken. Men want me to be just like a Mary J. Blige song. Just down without them. But I'm too strong for that mess. - Okay. - (JORDAN SIGHS) Wait. Oh, can you actually just leave the whole bottle? 'Cause she left her card, right? (LAUGHING): She comes from money. What are you doing? Mm, nothing. Why are you sniffing and holding my glass? My hand is not on your glass. I literally see your baby fingers right now gripping my glass. Well, I think you're seeing things. Jordan, no drinking. I mean it. You got my aunties over there trippin'. Stop. Relax. I'm fine. She's fine. It's a game we play. I'm drinking. You're drinking. (SINGSONGY): One, two, three, drink. ("I'M GOING DOWN" BY MARY J. BLIGE PLAYING) Girl, that baby's drunk. (SINGING ALONG TO SONG): Time on my hands Since you've been away, boy I ain't got no plans No, no, no, no But, see, I do got plans, 'cause I'm the boss, okurrr? (JORDAN CLEARS THROAT) And the sound of the rain - Against my windowpane - APRIL: Stop. - Jordan, get down. - Is slowly - Is slowly driving me insane - APRIL: Stop. - I'm sorry. - Boy What are you do...? Why are you embarrassing me like this? I'm going down, I'm going down Go down, then. Go... Come down. 'Cause you ain't around, baby... Some kids need more than just time-out. First of all, I am a great mother. I encourage this type of behavior. - Matter of fact... - ...side down... - (JORDAN GRUNTS) - Sleep don't come easy Boy, please believe me - Don't worry. - I'll be right back. (GASPS) - Sorry. - MAN: Okay. Since you been gone - Everything's going wrong - (MAN GASPS) Everything. Everything. Yes, Auntie! Why'd you have to say good-bye? Look what you've done to me - Who is this? - I can't stop these tears - From falling from my eyes - You don't know her? - Baby... Ooh, baby I'm going down I'm going down 'Cause you ain't around, baby - My whole world's - (WOMEN HUMMING, CHUCKLING) Up... side down Oh, I don't know what to do If I ever lose you I'll be going down - MAN: Oh! - I said I'll be going down - Oh... - (MAN GRUNTING) - (MAN WHIMPERS) - (JORDAN GASPS, STAMMERS) - Oh, my word. - Please forgive me, baby I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry (APPLAUSE) I'm going down I'm going down. All right, I'm out. April. Y-You can't leave. If Vince sees you outside leaving, then he might call Agent Bea. Are you asking me to spend the night? I don't know how much longer I can take being 13. Please... Miss April, ma'am. Thank you. JORDAN: Well, see you at the crossroads, Wicked Witch. So, how's it look? Um... it'll get you through the night, yeah. You like this movie? Yeah, I love it. Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Yes. Come through. And all lunch hours are canceled! - (CHUCKLING): Are you serious? - EVILLENE: Now suffer! Really? Evillene was a boss. I learned so much about running a company from her. MAN: We haven't had a lunch hour in six months! That explains a lot. But I wasn't always this hard on people. When I was first this age, I stopped being open and kind. Every time I tried to fit in, kids would just beat me down. Make fun of me, bully me. At that point, I just gave up on people. (SIGHS) It hurt too much to care. (TAKES DEEP BREATH) Anyways, when I grew up, I guess I just attacked people first before they could attack me. I get it. You know, it's hard out here for girls. It's like, you get one shot if you're lucky, and if you don't hit the bull's-eye, people will drag you. Am I done? You finished and done. Cool. (KEYS JINGLE) HOMEGIRL: Initiating "Bed" light sequence. - You're welcome, ladies. - ("BED" BY J. HOLIDAY PLAYS) What is going on? J. Holiday Oh, oh... - He's here. - Who? - Yeah, yeah - Put you to bed Bed, bed, put you to bed, bed, bed Oh, my God. Did you order him? Girl, change into that Victoria's Secret thing That I like All right, okay... Is this rich people Postmates? Perfume, spray it there, put our love in the air - Now put me right next to you - Ooh. Finna raise the temp in the room First rub my back like you do... He's doing the dolphin. He could flip me. Right there, uh, you touch me like you care Now stop and let me repay you for the week - That you've been through - Oh, my God. Working that 9:00-to-5:00 and staying cute... Throwing flower in the air (APRIL CHUCKLING) I love it, I love it You love it, you love it every time - Every time - Yes. We touching, we touching I want it, I want it, you want it, you want it... Ooh, put me in the middle of that. Yes, yes. (LAUGHS) Wanna put my fingers through your hair... Oh, no, you can't look at this. This is for grown folks' eyes only. Till your eyes roll back I'm trying to put you to bed, bed, bed - I'm-a put you to bed... - (GASPS) - TREVOR: Kid, stop looking! - (MUSIC STOPS) - Oh, my God. - TREVOR: Oh, my God. - Oh, just calm down. It's fine. - Oh, no. It's fine. JORDAN: Just relax. TREVOR: No, it is not. No, it is not fine. What... what's wrong with you? Oh, 'cause she's a child. I... - You a child. (LAUGHS) - Oh, right. What? What-what are you doing here? Well, what are you doing here? This is my house. Who are you?! Oh, um... Well, I'm April, with an "A" for "available." (CHUCKLING): It's so good... so nice to meet you. Yes. Ooh. Wh-What I'm trying to understand is... why would you be in Jordan's apartment watching some... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I know exactly who you are. You do? (GASPS) Well, sure. Man, listen, listen, everything's gonna be okay, all right? Don't worry, everything's gonna be fine. We're gonna figure this out together. It's-it's gonna take some adjusting, and... To be honest, I'd always imagined having my own kids at first, but... I guess, when God sends you a child to love, it doesn't matter where it comes from. Wait, what the hell are you talking about? This is why Jordan was so closed off to me. She was embarrassed to tell me she's a single mom. Oh, God, no. - No, no, no, no, no. Get out. - APRIL: You know what? - I think you better go. You should go. - Go! Look at you. You're so cute, like a little doll. APRIL: We can go together, but... you got to go. Just lovable. Look at... No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, my God, you're so strong. Key. You sound just like your mama. That... that tough exterior just trying to... just trying to protect what's on the inside. Look, you ain't got to do that no more. - Just give me the key. - Okay? I'm here for you. All right? And look, don't-don't... Listen, don't... - don't tell your mom, all right? - (BELL DINGS) Just-just give me a chance to explain, okay? I'll-I'll be back, all right? I'll be back. Daddy's home. Mama's home, too. (CHUCKLES) (WHOOPS) I'm on Hinge, Tinder and Christian Mingle. (CHUCKLES) So, now what? I hate to say it, but I have to go back to work. And you have to go back to... No, no, no. Please don't say it, April. To school. We can't risk it with Agent Bea. You don't understand what school was like. Or is like. The way this Jasmine girl makes people feel about themselves? She's mean, cruel, a bully. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings. (JORDAN SIGHS) Yeah, I can't imagine what that's like. You're not talking about me, are you? There's probably a reason why you became this Jordan. You know, maybe you have to do something differently at this age. Botox? I'm just saying... you have a chance anyone would kill for. You get to be a child again. So, knowing what you know now, what would you do different? I'd stun on those kids. Yeah. ("LOST SOULS" BY H.E.R. FEATURING DJ SCRATCH PLAYING) Confusing self-conscious with self-confidence Confusing self-conscious With self-confidence Confusing self-conscious With self-confidence - Hey. - Look. I don't clique up, I don't clique up, nah I don't clique up, I don't clique up... - (GASPING) - Mm! - Straws? It's me. - Oh, my gosh. The hot pink. - I know. I know. - Look. Oh, my God. Is that...? Custom? Yes. Yes, it is. - RAINA: Jordan. - Yeah? - You look... - I know, I know. Wow. Jasmine gave you respect. That's huge. (BELL RINGING) - It's time! - Yeah. - Time for what? - Time for everything to change around here. - Yeah! - Uh-huh. Winchella auditions starting now. - JORDAN: No. No, no, no. - Yes! No talent shows, no auditions. We got this. Isaac's got the voice. La. And we've got the moves. - 'Ey! 'Ey! - (GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY) It literally cannot go wrong. Yes! - Let's do this! - (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) Come on. It's gonna be great. Gimme, gimme, I'm worth it Give it to me, I'm worth it - Know what I mean? - Baby, I'm worth it - Gimme it - Uh-huh, I'm worth it Gimme, gimme, I'm worth it Give it to me, I'm worth it. (FLOOR SQUEAKING) (AUDIENCE GASPING QUIETLY) That was amazing. See you all at Winchella. - (LAUGHING) - Yeah! Oh, except for you, Becca. You suck. - Hm. - (QUIET CHATTER) - Come on, guys. Next. S-Sure you don't want to join us, Jordan? Yeah. We could really use one more dancer. - You could freestyle. - No way. I am never going on that stage and sharing myself again. I landed butt first in a stack full of cardboard boxes the last time I tried that. Next! Hi. Okay. So, what's your talent? Uh, uh, I'm-I'm-I'm singing. (CLEARS THROAT) A-And, a-and A-And, a-an-and, a-and... A-A-And we're finished. Next! (SCATTERED LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER) Okay, so... sometimes he gets nervous. B-But trust us, he's amazing. And then we do this, like, really hype dance, - and we back him up. - RAINA: Yeah, yeah. So we'll just skip to the part where we dance. Music. W-We'll just go. Um... a-five, six, seven, eight, and... (GRUNTING) Oh. Sorry. - (GROANS) - Oh! (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) Okay, that's enough. You're in. See you all at Winchella. Awesome. Thank you. You guys are gonna be blown away. (CHUCKLES) We already are. - Yes. - (QUIET CHATTER) See? See what? That was a disaster. It wasn't as great as we-we-we thought it was gonna be. But that's okay. We'll totally kill it at-at-at Winchella. Right? - Yeah. - Are you crazy? She just let you into Winchella just to make fun of you. I don't know. I mean, she seemed pretty nice. RAINA: Yeah, plus they won't laugh when they really see what we're about. - Forget showing who you really are. - Yeah! - (LAUGHING) That is social suicide. - Huh? - You know what? Let me teach you how to be somebody else. Somebody that a bully wouldn't dare to make fun of, because you're living a life that they can only dream of. And that can't happen here. - Oh... - I-I-I've... I-I've never skipped a second of school in my whole life. Mm-hmm. And, uh, where has that gotten you? Let's go. - (GASPING) - Whoa. Wow. - Wow. - Whoa. You live here? - ISAAC: This is so c-c-cool. - DEVON: Whoa. - Is this what having money feels like? - DEVON: Wow. Okay, guys, now, focus. This is about showing Jasmine and the rest of the school what they're missing out on by not being friends with you guys. So we have to look like we're having the most fun. Isn't it easier to... just to really have fun? Ain't nobody got time for reality. We're talking about the Internet. (SIGHS) Okay. Um, HomeGirl, a vibe, please. HOMEGIRL: HomeGirl doesn't know you. Voice recognition denied. I said, "HomeGirl, a vibe, please!" HOMEGIRL: All right. - Playing a vibe. - (SIGHS, MUTTERS) - Okay. - ("LURKIN" BY DANILEIGH PLAYS) So, no one's gonna be jealous of you guys looking like you. So we have to change all of this. Follow me. Why you always lurkin'? Why you always lurkin' on my Instagram page? All on her timeline-line, all on her timeline-line All on her time, all on her time All on her timeline-line - (CHUCKLING): Yeah. - You slide into her DMs Hopin' she gon' see it She don't press allow, she press decline 'Cause she don't need it - (LAUGHING) - Oh, yeah! - You likin' all her photos You lookin' hella loco You comment, that's a no-no They got me like, "Ay, coo" You spent all your rent money, yeah Don't even get money, yeah Act like you spend money, yeah No, that's your chick's money, yeah Now you gon' check for me, yeah Post up and flex on, yeah Why you likin' on my page, page? I'm-a always ask you the same thing Why you always lurkin'? Why you always lurkin'? Why you always lurkin' on my Instagram page? - Yeah. - Why you always lurkin'? - Why you always lurkin'? - No, no, no. - Why you always lurkin'? - Why you always lurkin... (GROANING IN PAIN) Why you trippin'? Let me look Hey, let me read you like a book Girl, you know I ain't no crook I just wanna take a look, hey - I just wanna take a look - (ISAAC WHIMPERING) All on her timeline-line, all on her timeline-line All on her time, all on her time - All on her timeline-line - (GRUNTING) - (GASPING) - All on her timeline-line All on her time, all on her time - All on her timeline-line - (GASPING, PANTING) - Why you always lurkin'? - Why you always lurkin'? - Why you always lurkin'? - Why you always lurkin'? Why you always lurkin' on my Instagram page? - (ALL SIGH) - (CELL PHONE BUZZING) That was awesome. - We look so cool. - Oh! L-Look, look! - Look at all these likes. - RAINA: Wow. Even Jasmine kitty-cat-heart-eyed our story. I mean, I still think Winchella would have been fun. One wrong move, and then you lose all your followers. Forget Winchella. She's right. We can't mess this up. I've changed your life for the better. My work here is done. Your Lyft is downstairs. - Thank you. - Bye. - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) What are you doing here? (SIGHS) I don't know, okay? I-I-I... I walked into a store, there was pink everywhere, and the next thing I know, I'm handing over my credit card, and... You... you probably don't play with toys, huh? I should have thought about this. Look, I'm-I'm nervous, okay? I just want to make a good impression on you and your mom. - Wh-Where's Jordan? - Business trip. Look, do you want me to send her a message or something? N-No. I-I mean... yes. (SIGHS) There's just so much I want to say. But your mama just makes it so hard to talk face-to-face. (SIGHS) Just... come in. (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS) (CHUCKLING): Hey. - What is happening? - Hey. (STAMMERS) N-No, n-no. Yo, these are dope. Uh, thanks. (CHUCKLES) So, you ready? Uh-huh. Uh, no. I can't do it. I can't run another pitch meeting. And it's fine. It's good. I'm good. April, you have so many dope ideas. Look at this. You know, you could really bring a team together. I can't do it like Jordan. Yes, thank God. She never lets us get our ideas out, and that's... that's including you. You're right. So, what you gonna do? I-I guess I'm gonna run it... like me? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear what you said. I said I'm gonna run it like me. I'm sorry, I-I couldn't hear you. - I'm gonna go up there... - Uh-huh. ...and run that pitch meeting like April, who's me. - Uh-huh. - And I'm gonna kill it. - You gonna kill it? - Yes! I'm gonna... up there, - I'm gonna kill it. - You gonna kill up there. - Yes. - Okay. April, when I first heard that you were leading the pitch meeting, I really only came for the bagels. (EMPLOYEES MURMURING, CHUCKLING) But this is the first time I feel like my pitch has actually been heard. MELISSA (CHUCKLES): Tell me about it. I haven't even taken one of my antianxiety pills today. I mean, look at us. I mean, this is nice, right? I mean, this is, like, a very positive, like, A.A. meeting, right? - (LAUGHTER) - SCOTT: Yeah. Right? Well, thank you, guys, so much. I-I'm so glad this is fun. But I have to be honest. The ideas just aren't there yet. We got to do better. CONNOR: Let's hear 'em! Ready to make that money! - Uh... - Is-is that...? APRIL: Mr. Connor. - How long have you been here? - I don't know. I never learned how to tell time. Someone else does time for me. Well, the-the pitch isn't until tomorrow. Where's Jordan? Jordan... Can I see it? (CLEARS THROAT) She's at home... dealing with some stuff... in her private area. That's... Whew! It is on fire. Mm. Got a hotbox down there? I've dealt with a few o' those. You said you dealt with a... a few? So, what have you got? Come on, the suspense is killing me. (CHIMES) So, what's your plan for my mom? (CHUCKLES) There is no plan. I enjoy spending time with her. Well, that can't be it. There's got to be some... angle. Well, there isn't. (SIGHS) I see her, you know? I mean, she's only tough so no one can hurt her. But on the low... (CHUCKLES) your mom is really, really silly. Like, I can't even tell you how many times I caught her goofing and dancing around here when she thought no one was watching. Mm-hmm. (CLEARS THROAT) All right. Then let's get real. TREVOR: Mm. You're here for her money, huh? (CLEARS THROAT) What? - (TREVOR CHUCKLES) - Mm-hmm. No, I'm not here for her money. I, uh... I do pretty well for myself. You're a starving artist. Yes, I am an artist. Your mom only assumes I'm starving. I actually just had a great show at the Studio Museum in Harlem. I am surprised that I... my mom didn't know that about you. Oh. I mean, how could she? Right? She never asks me anything, and... she definitely doesn't tell me much about herself. I mean, I... I didn't know about you. Then... if she's so tough, then why are you here? (TAKES DEEP BREATH) I care about your mom. To be that guarded... it has to be lonely. I just want her to know that, even though she may feel like she's on her own, no matter what, I truly have her back. That... is very nice to hear. You see, I could... I could do this. I can do this, right? I-I could be a great dad. You know what? This was a really good talk. How about you just give me a hug? (CHUCKLES) Okay. - Yeah. - Oh, my gosh, you're so cool. I knew it. I knew we were gonna hit it off. Okay. All right. All right. Oh, oh. Okay. All right. Okay. Let go. Uh-uh. Mm-mm. Ah, wait, wait, wait. Get... Ah-ah-ah. A-All right, all right. Oh, w-wait a minute. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no. What-what are you doing? Oh. (GROANS) Right. Um... No, don't. You're on time-out. You need to stay here and... Matter of fact, you go sit in the corner, you think about what you did. I-I'm gonna leave you by yourself. No, just... wait. - (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) - Come back. (CHIMES) (SIGHS) Come on. - What's-what's her name? - Oh, it... that's April. April. April! - Hey. - JORDAN: Put me in your ear, and I'll tell you what to say. Time is money. Bring it. - What do you got? - JORDAN: April? - I got to go. - Don't you dare hang up on me! Sorry. It's... Can't hang up. It was like, "Can you hear me now?" And then it... April! Uh, the idea that we want to pitch tomorrow is called, um... It's called DiscoverEyes. It's an interactive game where you can see the world through the eyes of a child. (EMPLOYEES MURMURING QUIETLY) Or, you know, we have other ideas, too. - (STAMMERING): You... She... - Mm-hmm. Right? No. That's the one I want to hear. DiscoverEyes. - Dope. - (CHUCKLES) I'll be back in 24 hours to hear the pitch. (EMPLOYEES MURMURING QUIETLY) - DiscoverEyes. - APRIL: Yes. APRIL and EMPLOYEES: DiscoverEyes. - Sounds promising. - Yeah. - Right. DiscoverEyes. - Scott? - Yeah. (LAUGHS) MELISSA: You did it. - We did it, guys. - (OTHERS WHOOPING) You did what?! I never approved DiscoverEyes. I never approved you even pitching that idea. And now my future of my whole company is gonna be running off an assistant's pitch? Well, what did you want me to do? You told me to help. You serious? Disloyal, self-serving! Huh. You did this for you, not me. Not the company. So I'm self-serving? You're the one who only cares about yourself. You're nasty to everyone here, like we're not trying to help make your company great. Yeah, right. Sure. You stab me in the back, then blabbing all your bad ideas to my top client to get your first shot. How would you know? 'Cause you've never even heard my pitch. You are such a child. Whether you're 38 or 13, it's still the same mess with you. You see, now I know why you're too scared of taking risks. 'Cause you don't even know what the hell you're doing! You should just stay scared. You know what? I'm sending all the pitches in your in-box, including mine, because, clearly, you want to do this on your own, which is fine. Yes, that's exactly how I want it. You know what I want? (GROWLS) Carbs! That's what I want! I quit! - Go, then! - I'm doing that right now. I'm not following your instructions anymore. So, girl, bye! Girl, bye! What'd you say? Bye, girl! Girl, bye-bye! Bye, bye, bye! I'm NSYNC. (GROANS) And take your damn bagels with you. Oh! Was that an everything bagel? You are nothing! And bring me back my clothes. Too late. I stretched them out. (CHUCKLES) - I still want them! - Too bad. - (JORDAN GROANS) - MELISSA: There's only one person I know who acts like that. - Don't say it. - Jordan Sanders. (PRESTON TAKES A DEEP BREATH) - PRESTON: Hey. - What? - Who are you? - Excuse me? - Whose child are you? - Whose child are you? Whose child is this walking around here in a tiny pink pantsuit? JORDAN: Shut up! Get back to work. MELISSA: You know what? She need a whupping. What's in my purse? - PRESTON: What you doing? - Let me go. You know, I'm gonna go get a belt, 'cause I sure ain't... Yeah, get a belt. Whup somebody else's child. You know, is it bad I hope Jordan never comes back? EMPLOYEES: No. WOMAN (CHUCKLING): God. (DISTANT SIRENS) ("BLACK NAILS" BY TIERRA WHACK PLAYING) What is happening to me? Reading my open mail... God, just... please send me a sign. - (STUDENTS CHEERING) - If I just be myself I'm a head and you're tails Red paint on my nails (CELL PHONE CHIMES) I'm doing so well - Listen to myself - (SIGHS) Writing bars in my cell Rice next to my kale Shirt holy like grail Distant for my health My name Whack ring bells Yes, I've changed like Wells I'm doing so well - So I say, "Oh, well" - (TAKES DEEP BREATH) I don't tell no tells Should've spent time in Yale... - (KEYLESS LOCK CHIRPS) - Oh, hey, little lady. Stop. Oh, um... hey, Vince. I appreciate you being so conscientious, but it's fine. I'm not going to fire you. Yeah, but Miss Sanders will. I have to make something right, and I can't do it without my precious baby. Wait, no way. Come on. Come on, give me the keys back. Fine. - I'm sorry. - Thank you. (VINCE GRUNTS) (STAMMERING) (ENGINE REVVING) (HORNS HONKING, TIRES SQUEALING) (MUSIC THUMPING IN TRUCK) Hey, girl. How old are you? (SIGHS) I don't even know, man. I don't know, either. (LAUGHS) Hey. I have that address you were looking for. - The what? - The doughnut girl. But it's gonna be tough to find her after today. Their route's, like, impossible to track. Thank you. (SIGHS) Go! Woke up feeling like I should run for president Even if there ain't no precedent - Switching up the messaging - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) I'm about to add a little estrogen... Hello? I'm still mad at you, but I found Stevie and the truck. I don't know how long she'll be there. (SIGHS) I have to get to Winchella to help those kids. Look, I screwed up. I told them not to do their stupid dance. But I was wrong. Well, I'm just letting you know that this may be your last chance to reverse whatever this is, or you'll be living that preteen life forever. So, do what you got to do. You're right. - Do your thing... - (ENGINE REVVING) - (CROWD CHEERING) - (BAND PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE) (CAMERA CLICKS) (CHEERLEADERS WHOOPING) Who's got that Winchella spirit? (WHOOPING) - Yeah! - Come on! Guys. You guys have to perform tonight. B-But you said that was s-social suicide. Look, I'm not gonna lie... you guys could go to the hospital if you guys go on that stage, but that shouldn't stop you. What? N-No. That should definitely s-stop-stop us. You guys may be too young to understand this, but I bailed on being my true self because people told me I didn't count or fit in. You're only like six months older than us, Jordan. Everyone thinks you have to grow up to figure out who you are, but they're wrong. When we're kids, we know who we are. It's just the world that beats it out of us. So, with that being said, you guys should perform the dance that you guys worked so hard on. Come on, guys. What do you say? No, uh, we're-we're-we're good. We're just chilling. Yeah, we'll sit this one out. It's Jasmine's world. Who's got that Winchella spirit? (CROWD CHEERING) I'll teach you guys there's nothing to be afraid of. What are you doing? (CROWD CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) STUDENT: Get off the stage! - What's she doing over there? - (CROWD BOOING) - Move it, Sanders! - Get off the stage! - (CROWD BOOING) - Lame! No, guys, let's give her a chance. See what she got. Give her some music. GIRL: Yeah, let's see it. (BAND PLAYS MARCH) BOY: Do something! Oh, my God. STUDENT: That's not cool. - Get off the stage! - Boring! (STUDENTS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) STUDENT: Yeah, get the running man. Okay. (STUDENTS WHOOPING) - Stanky leg! - Yeah! (WHOOPING) (CROWD GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY) (CHUCKLES) - Get it, Sanders! - (WHOOPING) (CROWD CHEERING) - (GASPS) - (SCREAMS) - (GRUNTING) - (CROWD GASPING) - Oh! (CROWD GROANING, BOOING) ISAAC: Oh, no, Jordan! Jordan, are you okay? - Jordan! - (LAUGHTER) - Are you okay? - I'm sorry, guys. - (ISAAC GROANS) - It's okay. You were great. That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for us. A-And the most d-da-dan-dangerous. STUDENT: Boo! - (STUDENTS CHUCKLING) - Go away! (CROWD BOOING) STUDENT: Boo! BOY: What's he doing? (CLEARS THROAT) GIRL: What are you doing? And I am telling you I'm not going I'm the best man you'll never know There's no way I can ever go No, no, no, no way No, no, no, no And you and you and you - You're gonna love me - (CROWD MURMURING, WHOOPING) You're gonna love me - Oh... - (WHOOPING) - Hit it. - (CROWD CHEERING) STUDENT: Let's go! (BAND PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE) STUDENTS (WITH BEAT): Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! (CHEERING) - Hey, oh! - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, oh! - Hey, oh! - Okay. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Ooh... Hey! (CHEERING) - (WHOOPING) - CROWD: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! (CHEERING) Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh! Hey, oh! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! - (CHEERING, WHOOPING) - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! (MUSIC ENDS) (CHEERING) I thought you weren't coming. Well, I mean, I wasn't, but a good friend of mine... who I should really stop being mean to... helped me realize something. Even if it means I have to be a child for the rest of my life. I have no idea what you're talking about. I do. MAN: All right, sweetie. Time to go. - Hey, Dad. - Hey, Mom. - We-we did it. - Hey, you made it. Did you see me? They loved it. What are you doing here? Being a friend. You're the evil lady from the office? Well, um... (CLEARS THROAT) yes, but I've had real emotional growth in a few areas. Just turn me back. - Mm-hmm. - Me? Yep, that thing right there. Just point that... - Yep. - (SIGHS) Wait. If I do, are you gonna be all mean? Didn't you just hear me say I had emotional growth?! Jesus. I apologize for yelling. That was mean. I'll be nice. Hurry up and do it. Okay. I wish you were all grown-up. - Uh-oh. - Just... give it to me. (SIGHS) Okay. Turn me back. Big Jordan. Grown-ass Jordan. Come on. Come on. I really need this. - Come on. - Uh-uh, girl. - That's not how you do it. - Well, how do you know? You didn't even know you did it. Give me my wand! - I wish you were a marshmallow. - What? STEVIE: I wish you were chocolate cake. Man! She tried to turn those white people into marshmallows. STEVIE: I wish you were sweet potato pie. That was black girl tragic. So, um, I've decided to come clean with everyone about whatever happened to me, because this isn't changing. - (SIGHS) - Are you sure? I hid this little girl in me for so long. Trying to be someone I'm not. (SIGHS) But no more. This is me. (JORDAN SIGHS) Hey, so I, uh... I looked at your app. It's good. - Really? - (SCOFFS) No. The truth is... it's really great. I just got jealous. I thought you were trying to steal my thunder or something. But it was petty of me. - Yeah, it was. - It was small. Very small. I'm s... s... sorry. What? I've just never heard you say those words before. Thank you. You're really talented, April. I mean it. You were right. I was trying to take my shot. With Connor. But I wasn't trying to stab you in the back or anything. I just... wanted to get mine. Well, good for you. That means you're ready. So I got this? Are you asking, or are you telling? No, I got this. I got it. (BOTH CHUCKLE) And you know I have your back, right? 'Cause I know how much winning means to you. But I've been winning the wrong way. I realize that I wasn't letting people be themselves because I never accepted myself. Now I know that I can win and still be me. So go and pitch your idea tomorrow. Without you? (SIGHS) When you win, my whole company wins. (CHUCKLES) And also... you're a really good friend. Honestly, my first. So that's why you're so bad at it. - (CLICKS TONGUE) - (LAUGHS) Come here with your cute little self. - Okay. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're adorable. - (ELECTRONIC WHIRRING) - HOMEGIRL: Morning inspiration. Even if you press the snooze button, it's never too late to become the person - you've always wanted to be. - (CURTAIN OPENING) Wake up, Jordan. (SIGHS) (SIGHS) (SIGHS) Uh... (SIGHS) I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! (CRYING): I'm back! I'm back! (YELLS) I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! (CRYING) I love you! I love you! I'm never leaving you again! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah - Ooh, ooh - Ooh... - (GASPS) Oh, God. Oh, God. - Ah... Here I come! I'm back! Connor, thank you again. We are so excited to pitch this idea for you. - We've been working hard. It's... - Oh. Jordan Sanders sighting, folks. (CHUCKLING): Connor. Well, you know I wouldn't let you down. Jordan, you're big. Ba-Back. - You're back. - Oh, she's... - Yep. - She back. - (LIGHT LAUGHTER) - I'm back. Thank you, Connor, so much for just coming and allowing us to share this pitch with you today. I mean, I personally... I love it. And, um, I love the person responsible for it, so... Please let me reintroduce you to... my colleague, Ms. April Williams, who'll be pitching for you today. She is the brains behind DiscoverEyes. Okay. I know I said "fresh voices," but... this whole thing is your assistant's idea? Yes. - Yeah, it is. - Yeah, it is. It is, and you get ready to have your khakis knocked off. - (LAUGHTER) - CONNOR: Uh... I'm not wearing khakis. Are you sure? I thought... In my mind, you were. (WHISPERS): You got this. (TAKES DEEP BREATH) Remember the innocence and the optimism of being a kid? You were brave enough to be yourself and to do things your way. You saw the possibilities, the... the wonder of the world around you. Before you grew up, before the walls went up, before somebody told you the rules or where you fit in, you were brave enough to see the magic in you. That is DiscoverEyes. An app that transforms the ordinary - into something extraordinary. - (KIDS CHEERING) Because we're all extraordinary. - We just have to discover it. - Pass. CONNOR: We had a good run, Jordan. JORDAN: You're gonna regret it. (WHISPERS): We should probably go, guys. (PRESTON CLEARS THROAT) SCOTT: Good try, April. So I didn't got that. - I blew it. I'm sorry. - No. No, no, no. April. We can sell this. Come on, you can't give up. I'm not. I'm gonna schedule 16 more pitches. - There it is. - (APRIL CHUCKLES) That's my girl. Oh. M-My purse? Yeah, it's... your purse is right there. Are you gonna...? - Hmm? - You're not... - You got to... - No, you big. (LAUGHING): You big. You're back. (JORDAN CHUCKLES) I'm back. Mm, mm, mm. Morning. One second. I said good morning, woman. When I say good morning, you say good morning back. - (JORDAN GIGGLING) - Mm. - Good morning. - Mm-hmm. We're screwed. It's over. I tried. We all tried. DiscoverEyes is not happening. - JORDAN: Everybody, outside! - SCOTT: Oh, God. - (EMPLOYEES MURMURING) - JORDAN: Now! Oh. Better bring my Xanax. - JORDAN: Closer. Closer! - (BULLHORN FEEDBACK SQUEALS) Don't be scared. Come in close. Okay. (SIGHS) JSI? (FEEDBACK SQUEALS) Well, we've reached the end of a long, humiliating, self-esteem-crushing road of noes. No! No, no, no, no! No, no! No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no No, no. But as a wise person once said, all it takes is one yes. So please take your little exhausted hands, and put 'em together so we can congratulate April, who has officially sold DiscoverEyes! - What? Oh, my God. - What? - (APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER) She did it! And that's not all. It is officially the biggest deal in JSI history. We are rich! (CHEERING, LAUGHTER) - Oh, my God! - Yeah! A new day is dawning at JSI. And it's not just about me. It is about us. With that in mind, please... (SIGHS) ...let me introduce to you JSI and Associates! (EMPLOYEES MURMURING, CHUCKLING) - Step right up, associate April Williams. - Oh, that is... Thank you. (LAUGHING) I need a magnifying glass to see it, but okay. Nah, if you, like... if you just, like, look right... like, if you get this close... like, if you put your forehead on it, you can see all of "and Associates." That's... - That's nice. - Yeah. That's us now, guys. - Ooh. (CHUCKLES) - We're a team. - And I am so proud of you, April! - (FEEDBACK SQUEALS) Thank you. Y-You know, I'm right here, so you don't have to use that. (CHUCKLES) Okay, if there's one thing I know, it's how JSI and Associates like to celebrate. Carbs! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) JORDAN: You get a doughnut! You get a doughnut! You get a doughnut! - (SQUEALS) It's a doughnut. - You get a doughnut! You're incredible. Congrats. You can't do that. I'm a boss now. What? Just kidding. You can get it. (BOTH LAUGHING) - JORDAN: Oh, my gosh! - Oh, no. JORDAN: Guys! What are you doing here? - (LAUGHS) I'm so happy to see you. - (KIDS GROANING) I brought these awesome kids that you've never, ever met before from Windsor to test out HomeGirl. - Well, that's awesome. - Yeah. Thanks for coming, guys. JSI! Are y'all ready to party? (CHEERING) HomeGirl, I need a vibe! HOMEGIRL: HomeGirl playing JSI vibe. Be yourself (LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER) - Be yourself - Yes! - 'Ey! - (LAUGHING, WHOOPING) - You were gonna call her back - (WHOOPS) Yeah. - And I ain't gonna hold you back - 'Ey! - And there ain't nothing wrong with that - Uh-huh. Got you then I give you back Why you even bother me... JORDAN: So that's me now. Jordan Sanders and my best friend April. Yeah, I've got a best friend. And that's the story of how the little girl in me came back to show that you can't let anyone else define you. Of course, there's always gonna be people out there who just don't want you to live your best life. The trick is not becoming one of them. Be yourself If you want, let it go