Lab Rats vs. Mighty Med


 * Chase: (Screaming) Guys, wake up! We did it! We did it! We did it!
 * Leo: We were sleeping! We were sleeping! We were sleeping!
 * Bree: Chase, it is 5:30 in the morning. What's going on?
 * Chase: It took five years but Mr. Davenport and I finally cracked it. We created a new technology that's gonna revolutionize the way the world gets its energy.
 * Adam: Did he just wake us up to talk about science?
 * Bree: I don't care where you hit him, just make it hurt.
 * Chase: Come on!
 * Donald: Oh, you are so beautiful. Oh, yes you are. I love you, I love you, I love you, I--
 * Bree: Were you just talking to a glass cube?
 * Donald: No! I was talking to my reflection in a glass cube.
 * Chase: Here she is. The "DavenChase Energy Transponder."
 * Adam: That little thing is what you two have been working on for the past five years? Your genius is fading, young Chase.
 * Leo: Yeah, if you think that's impressive, I've got a log cabin made of popsicle sticks that will blow your mind.
 * Bree: So, uh, what does it do?
 * Chase: It's lond of like Leo's energy-transference ability. It wirelessly harnesses energy from sources around it, then stores it. So it's the ultimate power source.
 * Adam: Aw, cool! I've been looking for a new phone charger. Crack her open and juice me up.
 * Donald: It's not a phone charger, Adam. It's a billion-dollar piece of technology. This little device packs enough punch to power an entire skyscraper.
 * Adam: So what'll that give me, like, 15 hours of talk time?
 * Donald: Right now, this is just a one-of-a-kind prototype. But soon, the entire world will run of my technology.
 * Chase: Uh, I think you mean our technology?
 * Donald: Yeah. My technology. Here, let me show you how it works. For security reasons, we're keeping it in this impenetrable cube that can only be opened with my retina scan.
 * Leo: "Eye" am impressed. (Chuckles) Get it? 'Cause he has to use the eye to open the thing.
 * Chase: Oh, you're so-- Careful, careful. Isn't it amazing?
 * Bree: It's not doing any--
 * Chase: It's harvesting energy!
 * Adam: Yeah, sorry, but all I see is a phone charger. Does it come with a cute, little carrying case?
 * Chase: Okay, Adam. Still think it's a phone charger? Go ahead, put your phone on there.
 * Adam: Thank you. Don't mind if I do.
 * Chase: You still think it's a phone charger?
 * Adam: Nope, I'm just glad I tried it on your phone instead of mine.
 * Leo: All right, guys, millions of people are online waiting for the global webcast to start.
 * Donald: Oh, this is so exciting. How do we look?
 * Leo: Like a couple of hit-men from the "Mini Man Mob."
 * Chase: Hey, wait. What about the sign?
 * Donald: Oh, right.
 * Chase: Are you kidding me?
 * Donald: I know, your name was supposed to be much smaller.
 * Chase: Great, so once again, it's all about you.
 * Donald: Chase, relax. I have no problem sharing the spotlight.
 * Leo: Guys, we're on in three, two--
 * Donald: You're in my light. You're in my light.
 * Adam: How come I always get stuck on laundry duty?
 * Bree: You volunteered, remember? So you could play your little "Guess the Stain" game.
 * Adam: Oh, yeah. Ooh, this is a good one. Grape jelly and tuna. Healthy. Must be Bob's.
 * Bree: Hey, come on, let's go get ready for training.
 * Adam: Wait a minute, I'm not done. Ugh. Whoa, that smells horrible. But how does it taste?
 * Bree: Adam!
 * (Kaz and Oliver use a Wormhole Transporter teleports to Bionic Academy)
 * Oliver: Uh, Kaz? Where are we? You told me we were going to a comic book festival in Amsterdam!
 * Kaz Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
 * Oliver: No.
 * Kaz: Then welcome to Amsterdam. Look, man, I heard about this Bionic Academy and I had to check it out.
 * Oliver: Bionic Academy?
 * Kaz: Yeah, this guy Donald Davenport created it and there's like a hundred kids with all different abilities that train here. They're like high-tech warriors.
 * Oliver: Great. 'Cause that's the place you want to break into.
 * Kaz: Come on, man. This could be the key to me finally getting powers. All we have to do is borrow whatever device installs bionics and no one will ever know.
 * Oliver: If you keep this up, I'm gonna stop wormholing with you.
 * Kaz: Quit worrying, I got us covered.
 * Oliver: Oh. Guess this academy doesn't train kids to put on deodorant.
 * Kaz: Ooh! Grape jely and tuna. Fancy.
 * Donald: That presentation went great.
 * Chase: I didn't even get to talk.
 * Donald: Like I said, it went great.
 * Chase: Let's just get started on finding a company to mass produce the transponders.
 * Donald: I already did it.
 * Chase: What?
 * Donald: Yeah, soon as the presentation was over I made one phone call, deal was done.
 * Chase: Why didn't you consult me?
 * Donald: Because, if I consulted you, then I would have to listen to your opinions.
 * Chase: Well, did you at least go with a company that's environmentally conscious?
 * Donald: I considered that and many, many other factors and in the end, I went with the guy who paid the most. Ka-ching!
 * Kaz: Yeah, I don't get it. These bionics got to be around here somewhere.
 * Oliver: Okay, let's say you do get the bionics, what are you gonna do with all that power?
 * Kaz: That is between me and the rest of the weird bionic people.
 * Adam: Hey! What are you two doing here? You're supposed to be training? Get with the other students. All right, fall in.
 * Oliver: Yes, we will... get with the other students... because we are students... of the island.
 * Kaz: Smooth.
 * Adam: All right, for todays combat exercise you'll be pairing up and fighting each other using your bionics. Any questions? And I hope not because I can pretty much guarantee I don't know the answer.
 * Oliver: Can we practice fighting without bionics and also without fighting?
 * Adam: I would say yes, but I'm afraid no one would get hurt. Now, let's see if we can find an even match to pair with you. Ah, there we go.
 * Oliver: This shouldn't too be bad. (Screams) If it's okay, I actually have a partner. And if it's not okay, can he be her partner?
 * Chase: Uh, excuse me. This is a restricted area, Can I help you?
 * The Incapacitator: I'm looking for Mr. Davenport. I represent a group of buyers and we'd like to make an offer for his energy transponder.
 * Chase: He's not here. And you're too late, he already made a deal.
 * The Incapacitator: Wait. I saw you standing behind him on the webcast. Aren't you the other guy that created the transponder?
 * Chase: Well, I don't mean to brag out but, yes. I am Chase, the most brilliant man in the world.
 * The Incapacitator: Well, if you don't mind me asking, who did he make the deal with?
 * Chase: I couldn't tell you. I was left out of the negotiations. I don't know if you noticed, but my father's a bit of an egomaniac.
 * The Incapacitator: I did not notice that, Lower Case Chase. Well, I guess I'm wasting my time, kid. I'm used to dealing with the people who make the decisions.
 * Chase: Wait! I had just as much to do with the transponder as he did. And the protoype is still here...
 * The Incapacitator: I'll double whatever offer you have.
 * Chase: I don't care about the money. I just want the transponders produced in an environmentally friendly way.
 * The Incapacitator: Of course! That's our motto. Nature first... everything else second. So do we have a deal?
 * Chase: You know what? Yes. Yes, we do. And my dad is going to kill me. There it is.
 * The Incapacitator: Wow. It's beautiful.
 * Chase: Yeah, I know. Who needs a girlfriend when you got gadgets. I mean, it's very shiny. Um, by the way, I never caught your name.