A Ding from Down Under

''[A man is talking on the pay phones as Jude skates by. When he finishes his conversation, he walks away from the phones, and Jude comes back.]'' Jude: "C'mon, pay phones. Big money. Big money." ''[He checks the phones. The third one has a quarter in its deposit base.]'' "Free scratch! Sweet!" ''[The phone rings. Jude looks around and then picks up.]'' Jude: "Hello?" Callie: "Hello. Could I speak to Jara?" Jude: [calling to the mall] "Is anyone here named Jara? Jara?" [returning to the call] "Nope, not here." [The girl bursts into tears.] "I–uh–wait! Don't cry!" [yelling] "JJAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!" [Jude's yell echoes about the mall but gets no response.] Jude: "I–uh–why are you so upset?" Callie: "I'm sorry. It wasn't anything you said." Jude: "Good, 'cause all I said was Jara, and you said that first." Callie: [chuckling] "Yeh. I did. Well, I should let you go." Jude: "I don't have any plans. Wanna talk?"

''The opening credits roll. The title of this episode is A Ding from Down Under'''

[Jen is working at the Penalty Box.] Jen: [handing over a customer's bags] "Have a good day!" ''[Suddenly, paintballs fly by her, and she gasps. She turns around and is hit.]'' "Ow!" [Someone laughs.] Coach Halder: "Ha ha ha! Yeah!"

[Nikki, Caitlin, Jen and Jonesy are sitting around the table.] Nikki: "So what's with the paint?" Jen: "Remember Coach Halder's psycho son Cory? Well he and his dad are in training for some paintball war games thing, and using me for target practice!" Jonesy: "That's killer! Paintball wars are awesome!" Jen: [unenthused] "Yeah. Really cool." Caitlin: "Are they allowed to do that?" Jen: "No, but they own the store! When I told them to cut it out, Coach Halder gave me a penalty for being such a 'girly girl'. Ugh! I hate that guy!" [She sighs.] "Well my break's over. Back to the front lines." Nikki: [as Jen leaves] "Go get 'em, soldier!" Wyatt: [walking up to his friends] "Hey." [He has a giant wet spot on his sweater.] Nikki: "Hey. Is it stain day today?" Wyatt: "This has officially been the worst day of my life." Jonesy: "Let me guess. You failed an exam." Wyatt: "No." Nikki: "Your old bed-wetting problem come back?" Caitlin: "Oh, you do that?" Wyatt: "No!" Jonesy: "Finally realized that the responsible guy never gets the girl?" Wyatt: "No. Wait, they don't?" Caitlin: "C'mon, Wyatt. It can't be that bad." Wyatt: "Wanna bet? First, I slept in. So I was rushing to get ready, and I stepped on my guitar and broke it." Caitlin: "Ouch." Nikki: "Whoa." Jonesy: "Dang." Wyatt: "Then I rush outside to grab my bike–to find that I left the garage door open last night and my bike's gone." Caitlin: "Oops!" Nikki: "Wow, that's bad." Jonesy: "Dang." Wyatt: "I finally get here, grab a coffee and run to Underground, where I trip and my very-much-needed coffee goes flying out of my hand." Caitlin: "Oh." Nikki: "Ouch." Jonesy: "Dang." Nikki: "Okay, that's enough with the dang there, Tex!" Wyatt: "Wait, it gets better. I didn't just drop my coffee..." ''[Wyatt flashes back. He sees himself stubbing his toe on a cardboard box and tripping. The coffee goes flying.]'' Memory Wyatt: [in slow motion] "Noooooooooooooo–" [The coffee splats down all over one of Wayne's movies.] Nikki: "Oh no." Jonesy: "You did what?" Caitlin: "Is that bad?" Jonesy: "Samurai Space Warriors is the first movie to ever take place in space! It was a first-run collectors edition! They don't make it on VHS anymore!" Wyatt: "And it was at that point that Wayne fired me." Nikki: "Do you think he might forgive you when he cools down?" [Wyatt remembers Wayne's last words to him.] Memory Wayne: "This movie meant more to me than your life!" Wyatt: "I somehow doubt it." Jonesy: "Whoop-de-doo! You got axed from a job!" Wyatt: "Two in a row, actually. That won't look good on a resume." Jonesy: "Please! It's great for the resume!" Nikki: "Oh, do enlighten us. This sounds interesting." Jonesy: "Look at Nikki, for example. One job. That's her resume. Nikki Wong, Khaki Barn, end of story." Nikki: "Wow. Never thought of it that way. Is that how people think of me?" [Caitlin laughs.] "What are you laughing at? You're Caitlin Cooke, Lemonhead." [Caitlin looks up at her embarrassing hat and sighs.] Jonesy: "To Nikki's next employer, her only skill will be folding sweaters. When someone looks at my resume and sees all the places I've worked, they see that I can do everything." Nikki: "Okay, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I can do more than fold sweaters." Jonesy: "Can you?" [Nikki's eyes bulge as she considers that Jonesy could be right.] Caitlin: "You'll find a job, Wyatt. You're smart, hardworking, and you're friendly. What's not to like?" Wyatt: [getting up, depressed] "Thanks, guys. Wish me luck." Caitlin: "Luck!" [Wyatt leaves to search for new employment.]

[Jude is hanging out by the public phones, talking to Callie.] Callie: "I've been surfing since I was six. It's not that different from skateboarding, it's just on water." Jude: "That is so cool!" Callie: "When you come to Australia, I'll take you on my own board. There's a little piece missing out of it where I got bit by a shark. Just missed my ankle, too." Jude: [excited] "Surfing shark-fighting girl from Australia, you're awesome!" Callie: [giggling] "Thanks Jude." Jude: "I heard that in Australia, when they flush the toilet, the water spins counterclockwise. Did you know that?" Callie: "Uh, yeh, I live here?" Jude: "Okay. So, Jara was your boyfriend?" Callie: "Yeh. His family moved to Canada last week, so we broke up. I had his new number on a piece of paper, but it went through the wash so I can't really make it out." Jude: "Bummer. You sound pretty cool. If you lived here, I wouldn't move away from you." Callie: "Thanks Jude. You sound cool too."

[Jen is carrying a box of tennis balls through the Penalty Box when she gets shot in the back several times and falls.] Coach Halder: "Bang on! Good aim, Cory! Halders rule!" [They bump chests.] "Masterson, clean up this mess and stop lying down on the job." Jen: "Oh, brother." [She gets up as the Halders leave.] Coach Halder: "You see what I did there? I said 'stop lying down on the job' because she was lying down." Cory: "Good one, Dad!" Jen: "This is going to be a really long week."

[Jude skates up to the Big Squeeze.] Jude: "Dudes, dudettes." Caitlin: "Hi! Where have you been hiding?" Jude: "Hanging out with my new girlfriend." Caitlin: "What?!?" Jonesy: "Good man!" Nikki: "That was fast. Well who is she?" Caitlin: "Where did you meet her?" Jude: "Her name's Callie." Jonesy: "Is she a hottie?" Caitlin: "Can we meet her?" Jude: "Definitely. Follow me." [Jude skates away.]

[Wyatt is at a burger shop, interviewing for a new job.] Tim: "Okay Wyatt, I'm Tim." Wyatt: "Hi Tim!" Tim: "Did I tell you that you could call me Tim?" Wyatt: [confused] "Well that was how you introduced yours–" Tim: "You can call me sir. Wyatt, there are three ways to do things here: the right way, the wrong way, and my way." Wyatt: "Is your way the right way?" Tim: "Absolutely." Wyatt: "So wouldn't there just be two ways to do things then?" Tim: [standing up] "Oh, I'm sorry. Are you interviewing me today? Because I thought I was interviewing you." [calling to the kitchen] "I don't hear any singing!" Employees: "My burger lies over the ocean/My burger lies over the sea/And if I could send you my burger/How yummy and tasty it'd be!" [The employees continue the refrain.] "My burger lies over the ocean..." Tim: "Do you like music, Wyatt?" Wyatt: [regaining his confidence] "Actually I sing, play guitar, and write my own songs." Tim: "Are you going to answer my question or just waste my time?" Wyatt: [giving up] "I like music." Tim: "Good. Some people say it's silly to sing for the customers. Do you think it's silly to sing for the customers." Wyatt: [unsure of how to answer] "Uh...no?" Tim: "I do. I think it's silly. That's why we don't sing for them." Wyatt: [confused] "You don't." Tim: "No. We don't. We sing for the meat. You talk to a houseplant and it grows faster–fact! If you sing to meat, it tastes better, also fact." [handing Wyatt a huge book] "This is the Burger Bible, it has all of our songs in it. Learn them." [calling to the kitchen] "Let's get that singing 8% louder, people!" Employees: [louder] "My burger lies over the ocean..." [The refrain goes on and on and on.] Tim: [to Wyatt] "You start tomorrow." Wyatt: "Thank you! I think." Employees: "...and if I could send you my burger..."

''[Jude is waiting by the public phones. With him are Jonesy, Caitlin, and Nikki.]'' Nikki: "I thought we were going to meet your girlfriend." Jude: "She could call any minute." Nikki: "Call from where?" Jude: "Australia." Jonesy: "Whoa! Back up a minute, dude. You don't even know what this girl looks like?" Jude: "No. She dialed the wrong number and we started hanging out." Jonesy: "On the phone?!? Dude, she could be a dog! Or a dingo!" Jude: "No way, bro. She told me what she looks like. Sounds like she looks like Caitlin." Caitlin: "Oh. She sounds pretty. I like her." Jonesy: "She could be lying?" Caitlin: "Well I think it's romantic." Jonesy: "I think it's nuts. How are you supposed to score with a girl halfway around the world?" Nikki: [disgusted] "Jonesy, you know you really are a pig sometimes." Caitlin: "Wait. I thought pay phones aren't supposed to accept incoming calls." Jude: "Guess this one's busted." Nikki: "When someone realizes it's broken, won't they get it fixed?" Jude: [shocked] "They would do that?" Caitlin: "Don't draw unnecessary attention to the phone, and it'll be fine." Jude: [hugging the phone] "Don't worry phone, I'll protect you."

[Everyone in the gang but Jude is around the table.] Wyatt: "Guess what? I just got hooked up with a job at Burger McFlipster's." Caitlin: "The place where they sing about their burgers?" Jonesy: "No way!" [He bursts into laughter.] "I feel sorry for you, man. We always make fun of those poor suckers. And now you're one of them!" Wyatt: "It was the only place that would hire me, and I need the money to fix my guitar!" Jen: "At least no one will shoot paintballs at you there!" Nikki: "Yeah, and it'll make a great story when you're famous." Wyatt: "Thanks. Well, I'm off to work." Jonesy: [singing and dancing] "I love burgers yes I do! I love burgers how 'bout you?" [Wyatt groans and moves off.]

[At work, Wyatt is serving Kristen and Kirsten.] Wyatt: [singing] "Have you ever seen a burger on a yummy yummy bun?/I'll serve it up with fries and we'll have a little fun/Put your hands in your pockets and your pockets in your pants/And all of the staff will do the Combo Dance." Wyatt, Kristen, and Kirsten: "La la la la la la la la! La la la la la la la la!" Wyatt: "Put your hands in your pockets and your pockets in your pants/And all of the staff will doooooooooooooooooo...the Burger Combo Dance!" [Kristen and Kirsten squeal, delighted.] Kristen and Kirsten: "Yay!" Kirsten: "Okay, he's new here, and so cute! Usually I find those songs totally annoying." Kristen: "Oh, totally!" [The two girls suddenly look at each other oddly before grabbing their food, grinning awkwardly, and leaving.] Tim: "I don't recall that song being in the Burger Bible." Wyatt: "Well–no–it isn't. I just kinda made it up." Tim: "You've got a brain, Wyatt. I like that in a person. Keep it up." [Wyatt smiles.]

[At the Penalty Box, Jen is showing golf gear to a customer.] Jen: "It's the lightest driver we have." Coach Halder: "Cover me!" [Jen ducks, and a paintball flies by, splatting onto the chest of the customer.] Penalty Box Customer: "Oh! Ow!" Jen: "You missed me–" [She gets shot.] "Ow!" Coach Halder: "Halders rule!"

[Stuart Goldstein is on the phone.] Stuart's Wife: "Stuart, if you don't get me my milk, we're through!" Stuart Goldstein: [worried] "Ooh, oh boy." [Jude is quivering on the floor.] Stuart's Wife: "Now I want you to get me my milk!" Stuart Goldstein: "Okay. I should go." [Jude leaps up, happy.] Stuart's Wife: "That's right, you should go, you little–" Stuart Goldstein: "Before I do–" [Jude slumps.] "–should I get the milk in the carton or in the bag?"

Wyatt: [singing at work] "The burgers here are mighty fine, the shakes are really sweet/The best part about working here are the pretty girls I meet." ''[The girls in line cheer him. Jonesy comes in and gapes at the sight of Wyatt being cheered by many girls.]''

[Later, Jonesy is at the Big Squeeze, describing the scene to his friends.] Jonesy: "Girls were all over him. He was like a rock-n-roll meat poet!" ''[Jude skates up and rams into the lemon. He lies bent over on it.]'' Caitlin: [worried] "Are you okay?" Jude: "Whoa, must've nodded off on the wheels." Nikki: "You look awful!" Jude: "Had to be here when the mall opened at six for cleaning this morning. I didn't want to miss Callie in case she tried to call again." Caitlin: "It must be hard to always have to talk on a pay phone. Why don't you call her on your cell?" Jude: "Call Australia, are you crazy? Australia is like, at least, five hours away!" Caitlin: "Yeah, that would cost a lot." Jude: "Gotta run. Later dudes." [He skates away, and Wyatt walks up.] Wyatt: "Well, you are officially looking at the new assistant manager of Burger McFlipster's." Caitlin: "Wow! That was fast." Wyatt: "Tim says that sales go up 23.6% when I'm working." Jonesy: "Wyatt, I'm really proud of you." Wyatt: [waiting] "But?" Jonesy: "No buts, just proud." Wyatt: "Uh, thanks, Jonesy." Jonesy: "Not only do I respect you, Wyatt, but I think Burger McFlipster's is a fine establishment." Nikki: "Okay, what's with the mind games?" Jonesy: "What? I'm just supporting my friends." Caitlin: "Stop it, Jonesy! You're freaking me out." Wyatt: "Yeah, I thought you hated McFlipster's." Jonesy: "Never! I love that place. Oh hey, just wondering, for argument's sake, as assistant manager do you have a say in the hiring of staff?" Wyatt: "Oh, I get it." Nikki: "Don't do it, Wyatt." Caitlin: "Be strong. Don't look in his eyes." ''[Wyatt's eyes slide to Jonesy's, and he gasps. Jonesy is giving off a puppy dog look.]'' Nikki: "Too late." Wyatt: "I...guess I could ask." Jonesy: "Thanks, boss! I won't let you down." Wyatt: "Why do I get the feeling I'm going to regret this?"

[The sales counter at the Penalty Box is splattered with paint.] Jen: [using the counter as a barrier] "I can't handle another five days of this, Coach Halder!" Coach Halder: "Get in the fight or get off the field, Masterson!"

[Jonesy's first job is to mop the floors of Burger McFlipster's.] Jonesy: "What gives with the Joe job, dude?" Tim: "First off, I am not your dude. I am sir." Jonesy: "Okay, sir. I think my talents would be better served dealing with the hottie–uh–customers directly." Tim: "If you got a job at the airport, they wouldn't let you fly a plane on your first day, would they?" Jonesy: "They would if I was a pilot." Tim: "Are you a pilot, Jonesy?" ''[Jonesy looks from side to side to see if he's being pranked and then starts mopping. Tim leaves, and Jonesy notices some female customers.]'' Jonesy: "Hello, ladie–whoa!" [He slips and falls over.] "Ow!" [The girls laugh, but stop when they see Wyatt.] Kirsten: "Oh look, there he is! It's Wyatt!" Chrissy: "Take my phone number!" [As a herd, the girls migrate towards Wyatt.]

''[Jude is setting up a tent by the public phones. Nikki walks up.]'' Nikki: "Dare I ask?" Jude: "I need a place to chill while I guard the phone. I never really know when she's gonna call." Nikki: "Uh, I think Ron the Rent-a-Cop might notice a tent set up in the mall." Jude: [with a roll of caution tape] "That's what the tape is for."

''[It is 10:05 and Jude is snoring away. The phone rings, and he wakes up slightly.]'' Jude: [groggy] "Somebody get the door." [waking up] "Callie! Wait! Wait!" [He fights his way out of his tent and picks up the phone.] "Hello? Callie?" Callie: "Jude? Boy, have I missed you!" Jude: [yawning] "I've missed you too!" Callie: "I just took my first driving class–" [Jude falls asleep.] "–I should have been studying this week for my math test–Jude? Are you listening?" Jude: [yawning] "Yes, Mom." Callie: [offended] "Mum? I wait all day to talk to you and you can't even pay attention? I'm hanging up the phone now." Jude: "Huh? Oh, no! I mean, I was–" Callie: "Forget it! You obviously aren't in the mood to talk. Call you back when you're actually listening." Jude: "No, Callie, wait!" [He's speaking to a dial tone.] "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[Jonesy and Wyatt are in Jude's tent, playing cards.] Jonesy: "Seven of hearts?" Wyatt: "Ha ha ha ha! Last card...I win! Ha ha! Bloody knuckles or a date with taco Julie?" Jonesy: [whimpering] "I'll take the bloody knuckles." Wyatt: "Okay." [Jonesy gets hit hard.] Jonesy: "GYAAA-HEEAA-HEEAA-HEEAA!!!" [pained] "Dude, you cheated." Jude: [crawling into the tent] "Thanks for phonesitting, guys. I really needed that bathroom break." Wyatt: "This is a cool pad and all, Jude, but you've been here for two days now, and it's getting a little...um..." Jonesy: "Stinky." Wyatt: "Yeah." Jonesy: "You do realize that there are girls on this side of the planet to date?" Jude: "You don't get it. She's gorgeous, easy to talk to, and her accent is really cool." Wyatt: "Yeah...hang in there, bro. We better get back to work." ''[He and Jonesy leave the tent. Wyatt whispers once they're immediately outside.]'' "He's gone squirrelly." Jonesy: "Oh, fully nuts."

''[Coach Halder is looking for Jen. Thankfully, he's not armed with a gun.]'' Coach Halder: "Masterson? Masterson?" [Jen peeps up from behind the counter.] "Oh, there you are. Just wanted to let you know that Cory and I have finished our training. We just wanted to thank you, Masterson, not only were you a tough target but you were the best team player I know. If we win that trophy, I'll see to it that your name goes on it too." [Jen, slowly gaining confidence in the truce, rises until she's standing.] Jen: "Thank you Coach Halder. I hope you and Cory win that–" [She gets shot.] "Aah!" Coach Halder: "Ha! Let your guard down there, Masterson! Nice shot, Cory! Now we're good!" Jen: [steaming with rage] "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

[The girls are once again cheering Wyatt.] Wyatt: "Grill, grill, grill your burger/Gently on the flame/You know I'll make the best on Earth/'Cause Wyatt is my name." [The girls cheer.] "Thank you, thank you ladies. You really are too kind." [Jonesy sees this and whimpers before mopping the floor furiously to take out his aggression.] Tim: "Jonesy." [He holds up the Burger Bible.] "Learn it. Tomorrow you start behind the grill." Jonesy: "Yes! Ladies, here I come."

[Jude and Nikki are playing cards in his tent.] Jude: "Do you have any threes?" Nikki: "Okay. I'm gonna give it to you straight. This tent is gross. I'm sitting on a chicken wing! How much longer are you gonna wait for her call?" Jude: "As long as I have to." Nikki: [leaving] "Well, you're gonna go crazy in this tent all by yourself." Jude: "But I love her!" [looking around the tent] "I'm not–gonna go–crazy."

''[A janitor sweeps up at night in the mall. Jude is still in his tent, but strange voices are coming from inside.]'' Caitlin Puppet: "Look at me! I'm so pretty!" [Jude has indeed gone crazy, having made sock puppets to resemble his friends.] Jen Puppet: "Hey Caitlin! Can I give you some advice? 'Cause I'm Jen, and I like to boss everyone around." Wyatt Puppet: "I could really use some coffee, bro." Jonesy Puppet: "I have no job! Buy me one too!" Nikki Puppet: "Broke again, huh Chonesy? What a surprise." Jen Puppet: "Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

''[Jude is sleeping in his tent. Suddenly, a hand reaches in and grabs him.]'' Jude: "Huh? No!" Ron: "Alright, that's it. The mall's closed and you're going home." Jude: "But I have a girlfriend in Australia!" Ron: "Well, we're not in Australia, maggot. Now MOVE IT!" [Ron carries Jude away.]

[Jonesy is about to start work at the sales counter.] Wyatt: "Well, here come your first customers." Jonesy: [singing horribly] "Fries, shakes, condiments, Jonesy's on the scene!/Burgers and dogs, burgers and dogs! Excellent cuisine!" Kirsten: "Ew! I feel like barfing." Kristen: "Ew, I hate that." Kirsten: "Let's go to Wonder Taco!" Jonesy: [off-key] "Come again soon!" Wyatt: "Relax, bro!" Jonesy: "Not now. Here comes lucky contestant number 3!" [He goes over to Tara.] "I'm grill, grilling for you! And I'm sure you'll like what I do!" Tara: "Ew. No. You're a greasy loser." [She leaves.] Jonesy: [trying to sing] "Come back so-ooo-on!" Tim: "Wyatt, can I talk to you?" ''[The manager leads Wyatt away, and Jonesy's eyes bulge. He's seen the writing on the wall.]''

''[Jen angrily storms into the restroom. She looks at herself in the mirror; her eyes are bloodshot and her work uniform stained with paint. She screams a banshee yell and proceeds to apply war paint and don a military helmet.]'' Jen: "You called down the thunder..." [After a long pause, she resumes her train of thought.] Jen: "Well you've got it!"

''[Jen creeps around the Penalty Box, hiding behind barricades. Coach Halder doesn't notice.]'' Coach Halder: [instructing a customer] "Just take that up to the cash, sir. They'll look after you up there." [Paintballs explode into his gut.] "Ooh, I've been hit! Medic! Medic!"

''[Jude is waiting by the phones, desperately needing a bathroom break. Nikki walks up to him.]'' Nikki: "Hey." Jude: "Finally, I texted you like five times!" Nikki: "I will watch this phone for two minutes, so you'd better move it." [Jude moves off to use the facilities.]

[Cory walks through the Penalty Box, gun in one hand, walkie-talkie in the other.] Coach Halder: [through the walkie-talkie] "It's Masterson. She's snapped! Be on your toes. Stay sharp, Cory. Stay sharp." Jen: "AAAAAHHHH!" ''[Jen leaps out from behind the counter on rollerblades and skates forward. She shoots Cory down and continues on. When Cory gets up, he's taken from behind and falls again.]'' Cory: "AAAAAH!"

[A phone rings.] Nikki: "Jude!" ''[Jude can't hear her, as he is otherwise occupied. Nikki decides to pick up.]'' Nikki: "Hello?" Callie: "Hello? Can I speak to Jude?" Nikki: "Oh hey! This is his friend Nikki. He, uh, he just stepped out." Callie: "Can you give him a message for me? My boyfriend Jara finally called and he hates it there and he's coming back to Aus! Isn't that great?" Nikki: [let down] "Oh. Yeah. Don't you think you should tell Jude this yourself?" Callie: "Oh, he won't mind." [Nikki looks down and is startled to see the puppets of the gang.] "It's not like anything really could have happened between us. We're on opposite ends of the world! Do you think you could tell him bye for me?" Nikki: [depressed] "Oh. Sure thing." Callie: "Thanks. You're a mate."

[And now, for an original scene transition...] Wyatt: [moving across the screen singing] "Have you ever seen a burger on a yummy yummy bun?"

[Jonesy and Wyatt are sitting in a booth.] Wyatt: "Jonesy, I know you've heard it a hundred times, but Tim feels that maybe you aren't exactly–" Jonesy: "Wait. Wyatt. Can I try something I've always wanted to do?" Wyatt: "Um, okay." [Jonesy stands up and clears his throat.] Jonesy: "I QUIT!" [after a beat] "Wow, that felt good." Wyatt: [chuckling] "So are we cool?" Jonesy: "Totally. It wasn't my scene. You go get those burger-eatin' girls, Wyatt. You go get 'em."

[Jude comes back from his bathroom break to see Ron forcibly removing the phone.] Jude: "No!" [He runs up to Ron.] "Please? Please?" [begging] "You can't do this!" Ron: "There ain't nothin' in this world that's–" [ripping it out of the wall] "–free, punk." [Ron walks away with the pay phone.] Nikki: "Sorry, Jude. But I did get a chance to talk to her before they fi–" Jude: "Really? That's awesome! What'd she say? Does she miss me? I bet she does." Nikki: [trying to come up with a lie] "Uh–Callie got–um–accepted into the–Australian–astronaut program. She–sa-said to say goodbye, and that you really meant a lot to her." Jude: "Really? That's cool. Especially since she just got her driver's permit." Nikki: "Don't worry, Jude. You'll find your surfer girl. I know it." Jude: "Thanks, Nikki. Let me buy you a lemonade." [The two friends walk off to go get a lemon drink and hopefully meet up with some other friends.]