Yaarp


 * [Lilo gives her presentation on her idea to improve the hula school; Stitch pantomimes while she does this]
 * Lilo: Ahem. Aliens are not folktales. They are real! And they can be deadly. Aliens are very sneaky. They can be 20 feet tall and look like a whale. [Stitch bends his ears to look like Gantu] Or they can disguise themselves as your very own uncle. [Stitch imitates Jumba's laugh] Or your very own aunt. [Stitch waves his arms wildly like Pleakley] They shoot laser beams and they can even rampage through a city. [Stitch rampages through a city made of fruit] Destroying everything in sight. They can strike anywhere' at anytime''. Including.... HERE!!
 * Stitch: Dum-dum-DAAAA!!!!
 * Teresa: Is she serious?
 * Yuki: Aliens?
 * Mertle: That dog is so ugly!
 * Moses: Lilo...
 * Lilo: The Kia Luhale is a happy place. [Stitch holds up Scrump] But only because we are blissfully ignorant of the alien scourge that threatens to enslave all of humanity. [Stitch throws Scrump on the ground and chews on her] Ending us to its twisting will, and making us eat limes!
 * Moses: Lilo! What is your idea to improve Kia Luhale?
 * Lilo: I think we need to install an alien invasion alarm, for the good of all humankind.
 * Stitch: Bark!
 * Lilo: Oh, and any friendly aliens who may or may not be living here disguised as my dog. [she and Stitch take a bow]


 * [Stitch was knocked into a big bookshelf after being hit by 613's sonic blasts]
 * Lilo: Let's go, Stitch! They're getting away! [Stitch is deaf from the blast and can't hear Lilo] What's wrong, Stitch?
 * Stitch: Jaba?
 * Lilo: [loudly] CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
 * Stitch: Naga. Naga sonika.
 * Lilo: His hearing's broken!


 * [Jumba inspects Stitch's ears]
 * Jumba: This is work of Experiment 613. Was first attempt to wreak havoc with high-decibel sonic disturbance, resonate compression, and osculating vibrational distortion. Simple to say, he makes loud noises.
 * Lilo: Gotcha.
 * Jumba: Sonic blast can shatter windows, flatten buildings, and cause acute loss of hearing.
 * Stitch: Gaba?
 * Jumba: Acute loss of hearing!
 * Stitch: Gaba?
 * Jumba: [puts a conch shell in Stitch's ear] ACUTE LOSS OF HEARING!!
 * Stitch: Ah! Odhigi noeeba!
 * Lilo: Jumba, there's nothing cute about hearing loss.
 * Jumba: Is correct. Fortunately, in 626's case, is only temporary.
 * Lilo: Good! We can catch 613 and still be home in time to write that letter to the mayor before dinner. Come on, Stitch.
 * Jumba: No, no, no! 626's super hearing makes him super sensitive to super sonic attack. He cannot be going.
 * Lilo: Can't you make him something like those earmuffs Gantu was wearing?
 * Jumba: Of course! Can have ready by next Tuesday.
 * Lilo: Tuesday?!
 * Jumba: Monday is federal holiday.


 * [Pleakley is sent to capture Yaarp with a vacuum since he has no ears]
 * Pleakley: Trigger to fire. Backup for safety. [a flash of light startles him] WHOOOAAAAH!!! [blindly sucks up a couple's clothes]
 * Charles: Can we please have our clothes back?
 * Mary: We're on our honeymoon.
 * Pleakley: Oh. Congratulations! [shoots the clothes back to the couple]


 * [Gantu captures Stitch and agrees to set him free in exchange for Yaarp; Lilo meets Gantu in the natural history museum]
 * Gantu: Earth girl.
 * Lilo: Big dummy. [opens up the cage, releasing Yaarp]
 * Gantu: [puts on his earmuffs] Foolish Earth forms! Why haven't you soundproofed him?!
 * Lilo: Because we're plotting to rescue Stitch.
 * Gantu: Say again?
 * Lilo: 'CAUSE WE'VE TRAINED HIM TO OBEY HIS MASTER!
 * Gantu: Ah, well, I suppose that will save Hämsterviel the trouble. Now hand him over.
 * Lilo: Hold it! Where's Stitch?
 * [Gantu pulls Stitch from his armpit]
 * Stitch: [coughs] Spubata! Ranka patookie!
 * Lilo: Okay...
 * [Yaarp comes to Gantu; Gantu kicks Stitch toward Lilo]
 * Gantu: See how easy this can be? Aloyha, losers!
 * [Lilo winks to Stitch and whistles; Yaarp lets out a large sonic blast, startling Gantu]


 * [thanks to Yaarp's sonic blast, the museum's security surround Gantu, but Gantu escapes]
 * Mayor: Did you get a good look at him Nicolé?
 * Nicolé: Yes, sir. He looked like... a whale, sir. I'm afraid he got away.
 * Mayor: Huh. My city is being bullied by a rampaging whale?
 * Lilo: Excuse me. Did you say your city?
 * Mayor: Yes, I did. Mayor Anolo. Who are you?
 * Nicolé: She's the one that tripped the alarm.
 * Lilo: My name's Lilo, and I didn't trip the alarm. It was my pet large-horned wild pig.
 * Mayor: Your pig tripped the alarm.
 * Lilo: No! He is the alarm.
 * Mayor: That's a pretty big voice for such a little fella.
 * [Yaarp lets out a happy honk]
 * Mayor: Well, thanks for your help, Lilo.
 * [Stitch uncrumples Lilo's letter to the Mayor and gives to her]
 * Stitch: Small person, big voice.
 * Lilo: Mr. Mayor!
 * Mayor: Yes?
 * Lilo: I thought you should know that the "whale" isn't really a whale.
 * Mayor: It's not?
 * Lilo: Nope. Actually, he's a space alien.
 * Mayor: Well, thank goodness. I'd have a hard time explaining a rampaging whale to the city counsel.
 * Lilo: It's occurred to me that some of the city's most important buildings might benefit from having alien invasion alarms installed.
 * Mayor: [laughs] An alien invasion alarm system? Well, that's the most ridi--
 * Mary: Are you the mayor of this city?
 * Mayor: That's right. What can I do for you?
 * Mary: We just wanted you to know that you ruined our honeymoon!
 * Charles: Your city is crawling with weird creatures! [shows the mayor pictures of Yaarp, Gantu, and Pleakley]
 * Mary: We're leaving for the mainland immediately, and we are never coming back! Good day!
 * Lilo: In the interest of continued tourism, you might like to read this. [hands the mayor her letter]