I Love A Parade

[DOG PANTING]

Joe: Oh, no. Has it been a year already?

Gloria: [singing] ♪ You're a grand old flag, you're a high-flying flag. And forever in peace may you wave. ♪

Gloria: We love the Fourth of July. Jay: It's the perfect holiday. You get to cook outside, blow stuff up, wear shorts. Easter should be taking notes.

Both: [singing] ♪ Keep your eyes on the grand old flag ♪

Joe: That was longer than I remember.

[CELLPHONE BUZZES]

Jay: Hello?

Gloria: Joe, you should be thankful that you live in this country. I spent half of my childhood in a Banana Republic. It was the only store in my village that had air-conditioner.

Jay: Yes, Mr. President. Yes, sir, I'd be honored to, sir. Thank you. [CELLPHONE BEEPS]

Jay: Amazing news. The grand marshall for today's parade just got #MeToo'd, and they need me to fill in.

Gloria: [gasps] Oh, Jay, I'm so happy for you!