The Skull


 * WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?
 * I DON'T KNOW BUT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
 * Get out of here! Hurry up!
 * I CAN'T DO IT!
 * YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
 * WHY ARE WE SCREAMING LIKE THIS ANYWAY!?
 * Because showering with other people is disgusting.
 * More disgusting than soap dodging?
 * Its not soap dodging. It's preserving my dignity.
 * Come on it's just a shower. Everybody has to take one.
 * Hey guys, why don't you just wet your hair and say you had a shower?
 * Isn't that lying?
 * I prefer to call it creative truth.
 * Ahh!
 * Quick give me your towels, I'll block the pipes.
 * OW OW OW OW OW
 * Ahh!
 * Quick give me your towels, I'll block the pipes.
 * OW OW OW OW OW
 * OW OW OW OW OW
 * OW OW OW OW OW
 * OW OW OW OW OW
 * OW OW OW OW OW

Principal Brown's Office

 * Could one of you boys please explain how $20,000 of damage was caused in the space of 30 seconds?
 * Ah well I you see what happened was um we um-
 * I think what my friend was about to say is... We got a guy trying to steal from the lockers and we had a fight.  I was like DROP THE WALLET PUNK and he was like BANG BANG and I was like PWA PWA so I threw him across the room and locker went SMASH and he was just about to pound me when my boys Gumball and Darwin came out of the shower and the three of us trashed him so.. he jumped out of the window and ran off.
 * And what did this guy look like?
 * Uh he was just, just a guy, you know.
 * A guy, uh-huh.
 * And what did his face look like?
 * Face like... with facial features all around his.. face?
 * Anything distinctive?
 * Uhhh, big skull! He had a big skull for a head.
 * Skull, hmm. So, something like THIS?
 * That's a boat.
 * Yes well I'm never been really good at drawing faces
 * Boys I commend you for your bravery and your personal hygiene, now go and put some clothes on.
 * Yes well I'm never been really good at drawing faces
 * Boys I commend you for your bravery and your personal hygiene, now go and put some clothes on.

Outside the principal's office

 * Good job team!
 * Dude! I think you're a bad influence, you should have just told the truth.
 * And let the whole school know we're soap dodgers? No way man, we just need to draw a line under this and never see each other again.
 * What? Because I lied? I did that for us, because I thought we were friends now. We are friends, right?
 * Fine! Only if you promise not to lie.
 * Scout's honor!
 * You've never been a scout, have you?
 * Nnnnoooo...
 * Okay! Last chance starting now!
 * Oh you won't regret this! Come on, let's go!

Class



 * and : Oooooooh.



School bus

 * And then, they gave me another medal!
 * Dude! You're lying again!
 * Yeah, all that actually happened today was me rescuing Penny from a tribe of time-traveling troglodytes and then we made out.
 * Uh no. All I did today was go to school, and now I'm on the school bus.
 * She's right Darwin! He's contaminated us with his dirty lies.
 * We've got to stop ourselves lying, before it gets any worse.
 * She's right Darwin! He's contaminated us with his dirty lies.
 * We've got to stop ourselves lying, before it gets any worse.

Shock therapy

 * Electric shock collars?
 * Yeah, every time we lie we press this button which gives us a mild electric shock.
 * Okay, so Clayton, what did you do today?
 * Well that's easy, I fought a tiger and then I got a medal- ayyyuwe!
 * Darwin, same question.
 * Well, I woke up.
 * Uh-huh...
 * And, I ate breakfast...
 * What did you have?
 * Cereal! I had cereal!
 * And there was a wizard in the box and he taught me how to fly- waaaaaa
 * Your turn. Is it true that when you were coming back from having your appendix removed...
 * Please don't do this.
 * And, you said you were still woozy from the medicine...
 * Come on man! You said you'd never bring this up!
 * You.... kissed... SUSSIE!
 * Just do it. You said mild electric shock, that was like lightning!
 * Okay, okay, okay! Clayton, your question. Do you have a girlfriend?
 * Yeah but she lives abroad.
 * Hey! I didn't press it yet.
 * Wait a minute, his one isn't even turned on!
 * That's double lying, man!
 * This! friendship! is! OVER!
 * You should think twice about this, I know some people who can make life very difficult for you. My girlfriend's brothers are in the FBI and I-
 * Just, get out.
 * Wait a minute, his one isn't even turned on!
 * That's double lying, man!
 * This! friendship! is! OVER!
 * You should think twice about this, I know some people who can make life very difficult for you. My girlfriend's brothers are in the FBI and I-
 * Just, get out.

Hallway

 * Gumball... I've been thinking-
 * I thought you were at the dentist.
 * I, uh... I was. But then I realized there's no bigger cavity in life than the hole left in your heart when you lose a friend.
 * What are we talking about here?
 * Clayton! We need to give him one more chance.
 * Dude, he's had more chance than I've had showers.
 * What's that, like five?
 * Whatever. Look, if it means that much to you I'll give him one more chance, but that is it! Coming to science?
 * I'll catch up with you.
 * Ha ha, hey Darwin, I've been thinking... there's no bigger cavity in life than the hole left in your heart.
 * Ha ha, hey Darwin, I've been thinking... there's no bigger cavity in life than the hole left in your heart.
 * Ha ha, hey Darwin, I've been thinking... there's no bigger cavity in life than the hole left in your heart.

Cafeteria

 * Hey who's this? ha ha I'm a banana milkshake.
 * and :
 * This is so much funnier than when Banana Joe does it.
 * and : HA HA HA HA
 * I'm so pleased you convinced me to give Clayton one last chance.
 * Convinced you? But... you convinced me.
 * Huh?
 * WHO HAS UPSET CLAYTON!?
 * What did you bullies say to Clayton?
 * Wow, that's a really convincing Simian. But there's a few things you missed. The real simian has way more nosehair.
 * And her eyes are more bulging
 * And her hair is disgustingly greasy.
 * Oh, and she dribbles a lot
 * And she's got horns because she's evil
 * Oh and she's always got a sasuage in her mouth
 * and : Ha ha ha ha ha
 * and : ha.. ha... ha ...ha humm
 * You're not Clayton are you?
 * Wow, that's a really convincing Simian. But there's a few things you missed. The real simian has way more nosehair.
 * And her eyes are more bulging
 * And her hair is disgustingly greasy.
 * Oh, and she dribbles a lot
 * And she's got horns because she's evil
 * Oh and she's always got a sasuage in her mouth
 * and : Ha ha ha ha ha
 * and : ha.. ha... ha ...ha humm
 * You're not Clayton are you?
 * You're not Clayton are you?

Principal Brown's office... again

 * What's exactly going on here?
 * and : WE LIED!
 * We lied about everything!
 * We made up the skull guy because Clayton trashed the locker rooms.
 * So punish us! Punish us like the dirty soap dodging liars we are.
 * I see no need for punishment. You've told the truth and that's what's important. We should never speak of this again. Now run back to class and don't forget to make up with Clayton!
 * huuuu!
 * Nigel, I just need a couple of signatures of you please.
 * I, uh...
 * Razor returns from suspension today.
 * Razor?
 * You know, the kid we suspended for smashing up the locker room.
 * HE'S REAL!  ...uhhh I mean, what?
 * Isn't that band the solider's of pain? They're {whispering} pretty hardcore.
 * I gotta go.
 * How about...  How about a little kiss before you go?
 * I gotta go, out this window!
 * How about...  How about a little kiss before you go?
 * I gotta go, out this window!

Razor's Destruction

 * GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! The skull guy, he's real, HE'S REAL!
 * Yeah, sure. The skull guy that I made up actually exists. Oh, don't tell me. He's seven feet tall, covered in tattoos, and he's about to burst into those very- doors.
 * You know what time it is?
 * Time to change my pants?
 * No, it's time to kick some butt!
 * and :: AHHHHHHHHH!
 * You're next.
 * Uh, Clayton. You got a plan B?
 * Yeah, literally!
 * AHHHHH!
 * Guys, could I get a litle help here?
 * You're going down.
 * AHHHHHHH!!!
 * We'll see about that.
 * AAAHHHHH! Clayton, watch out!
 * Clayton, why do you lie all the time when you can do such cool stuff?!
 * Because I want to impress you guys. I think you're really cool.
 * No, you're way cooler.
 * No way, you're the cool one.
 * Don't be silly you're the coolest guy ev- AHHHHH!
 * Ha ha ha ha ha!
 * AHHHHH! He's getting even bigger.
 * Relax. I know what to do.
 * CLAYTON! HURRY UP!
 * and :: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
 * GET DOWN!
 * and :: Yaaay!
 * Yeah, all right! I knew he wouldn't fit through that.
 * I'm gonna smack you purple.
 * AHHH! WE'RE DOOMED!
 * Hold me.
 * Is this really gonna help?
 * No, I mean put me on your shoulder.
 * Okay, should we fire now?
 * No, not yet, we only have one shot.
 * HE'S COMING HE'S COMING!
 * NOT YET!
 * AHHHHHHHH!
 * Okay, time to put the skeleton back in the closet.
 * Hold me.
 * Is this really gonna help?
 * No, I mean put me on your shoulder.
 * Okay, should we fire now?
 * No, not yet, we only have one shot.
 * HE'S COMING HE'S COMING!
 * NOT YET!
 * AHHHHHHHH!
 * Okay, time to put the skeleton back in the closet.
 * AHHHHHHHH!
 * Okay, time to put the skeleton back in the closet.

Telling the truth

 * and then Razor exploded into million pieces and then the army showed up and they gave me a medal and-
 * Dude that's not what happened at all. (To Principal Brown) Look I made up the skull guy and Razor happened to fit his description and got expelled.
 * And he didn't attack us, he just came by to say thanks.
 * Yeah, me getting suspended gave our band way more street cred. Just last night we had like 3 more downloads on our website.
 * Well I'm glad to hear that Razor is innocent but that still doesn't explain what you were are doing when the locker room was destroyed.
 * Oh I'm sure Clayton will have a very believable explanation for that.
 * We were soap dodging.
 * Gross
 * Gross
 * Gross