Mad Dog Hoek

[The episode begins at the boxing station. Ring Announcer is arrived at the boxing station.]

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Tonight we have... the battle of the century! The undispluted tie teen jampins of the world! The doomo destruction, The Lout Brothers, Lump and Loaf!

[The audience was booing, Lump and Loaf roaring. Lump punches Loaf, Loaf bonks Lump's head and they both continues roaring.]

Ring Announcer: And the next corner, the beautiful pair, the couple of cupkusins, Mad Dog Hoek and Killer Kadoogan!

[Ren and Stimpy was doing a strong pose, Stimpy looks at the audience.]

Stimpy: Psst, Hey Ren... Those guys look bigger than me. I think they wanna hurt us.

Ren: Don't worry, Stimpy. This is all pretend. Nobody really gets hurt. The matches ring. We can't lose. We are the good guys.

Stimpy: Y-you mean it's just a game? And just pretended to fight?

[The boxing bell rings.]

Stimpy: The bell!? OH BOY! LET ME AT 'EM!

[Ren pushes at Stimpy. The face is flattened.]

Ren: Tsk tsk, Stimpy. Leave these roughians to me.

[Ren stomps his feet at Stimpy and face pops on.]

Stimpy: Uhh, have fun for the nice mean men.

[The camera takes a pictures, Ren was pretending to fight with Lump. Ren was on the Lump's back.]

Ren: Why watch me with my famous sleep for hold on it.

[Ren bites Lump's head, Lump was so tired, he put the coffee out of his pocket. Lump sips the coffee and he is awake. Lump looks at Ren, he grabs Ren and put on his abs, he twisted his abs at Ren, and he blasted at Ren.]

Stimpy: Take me, take me, take me! PLEASE! [Ren picks his finger on Stimpy's hand, screams happily, Stimpy aims and stops at Loaf. Stimpy was pushing with Loaf] Hi, Mr. Loaf. My name's Stimpy and I've come to play with you. [Loaf will grab Stimpy, Loaf was pushing Stimpy, Stimpy was turned to shape like bubble gum, Loaf bites Stimpy and he chews it, he blows the Stimpy's bubble gum and pops on his face]

Ren: OH, THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!

[Loaf fights Stimpy offscreen, Stimpy looks at Ren.]

Stimpy: Hey Ren! Pretending to wrestle is the most fun in the whole world! Come on, Ren! Let me tag you so you can play.

Ren: No no, no that's okay, Stimpy. I already lots of fun. Besides, [chuckles nervously] I wouldn't think to priving you such a good time.

Stimpy: Gee, Ren. You're such a pal. Always thinking of me first.

Ring Announcer: Well Folks, it looks like Lump pass the killer and the genetic battle banded dumb luck!

[Lump was squeezing Stimpy. Loaf yawns, Lump tags Loaf.]

Ring Announcer: Now Lung tags Loaf and it looks like Loaf is going to the ministure, a taste to the awful. BE SERIOUS! Flying Butt-Pliers!

[Loaf was watching Stimpy. Loaf stomps at Stimpy and Loaf was got a Stimpy on his butt and blasts off at Stimpy.]

Stimpy: Oh joy!

[Loaf was tangled Stimpy.]

Stimpy: AHH!! ... AAAHH!!! ..... Oh dear. I've been so selfish and thoughtless. There I am doing all the playing... AAHHH!! When my poor pal Ren sits all alone with no one to play with.

[Ren was sitting the chair, reading magazine. Ren looks at Stimpy. Stimpy pokes Ren's eye.]

Stimpy: Oh boy, Ren. Now it's your turn to play.

[Lump grabs Ren and replaced to Stimpy sitting the chair and give the magazine to Stimpy and a hat too.]

Stimpy: Now play nice.

[Lump was about to smack his hand and Ren dodged out. Lump was nothing but his hands, Ren will sneak out, Lump stomps at Ren's tail, Ren starts to run away, Ren pull his socks off, Ren looks at the toes has a pimple, Ren look at the viewers happily, Ren was bitten Lump's toes pimple, Lump screams for pain. Ren falls down and runs and stops at Loaf and runs off and stops at Lump.]

Ring Announcer: Ohhh boy! I wouldn't wanna be Mad Dog shoes now. [smiles as bashful]

[Lump and Loaf was fighting at Mad Dog Hoek.]

Ring Announcer: [offscreen] As refery steps on to make sure the love rubbish fight fair!

[Lump drools Ren with his tool.]

Ring Announcer: [offscreen] And now the revery check to see of this is illegal chokel. Well, the left everything is closer. [chuckles]

[Car was driving off at Ren.]

Ring Announcer: Well now, both Mad Dog and the Killer are the ring tabically king of beating. And believe me, It isn't pretty. [It has bikini on]

[Lump and Loaf was pounding Mad Dog and Killer's head. Loaf was looking at the watch.]

Loaf: Psst. Hey Lump, It's time to throw the fight.

Lump: Uhhh, okie dokie Loaf.

[Lump looks at the killer and he winks and he fainted and so as Loaf looks at the Mad Dog Hoek and he winks and he fainted as well.]

Ring Announcer: THE WINNERS.... MAD DOG HOEK AND KILLER KADOOGAN!! And ladies and gents, let's have a word with today's losers. Loaf, what do you think about losing the match?

Loaf: WE LOUTS ARE ANGRY! WE ARE SORE!! MAD DOG AND KILLER, CHEATED! NEXT TIME WE SEE YOU GUYS, IT'LL BE IN THE STREET! [sprays it at Ring Announcer] WE'LL BREAK YOUR BONES! WE'LL GRIND YOU INTO PUTTY! WE'LL TEAR YOUR FACES OFF! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF US! [pokes at Ren and Stimpy's mouth] THIS, IS, WAR!!! [Lump and Loaf are generals] WE ARE GENERALS, YOU ARE THE ENEMY! [Ren and Stimpy are soldiers] Beware Mad Dog, BEWARE KILLER, WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! [points to the map] WE KNOW WHERE YOUR PARENTS LIVE! WE WILL HAVE, OUR, REVEEEEEEENGE!!!!!! [sprays a lot of it on Ring Announcer]

Ring Announcer: And there ya have it, and now a word for the winners. Mad Dog, you heard the nasty, brutal, things Loaf said about you. How do you respond to this?

Ren: Well, Actually... I-

Stimpy: [pushes off at Ren] Ooh ooh ooh! I wanna hear the loud funny words. I LIKE DARREN!! HE IS MY FRIEND!! I LIKE YOU, AND HIM!! HE LIKES ME... AND I LIKE HIM!!! HE LIKES YOU, I HOOOOOOPE!!!!!!

Ren: Stimpy, I...

[Stimpy pushes off at Ren.]

Stimpy: [yells] I LIKE HIS AUTOGRAPH!!!! HE IS A NICE PICTURE!!!! HE... IS... NIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stimpy's tongue tears it off and say last words, he pants heavily. The iris stops at Stimpy, he's still panting heavily. The iris was closing completely at the end of the episode.]