Another Victory for Little Miss Splendid


 * [Little Miss Splendid is in the bath holding a mirror]
 * Little Miss Splendid: [Opera voice] Behold the beauty of this image before me.
 * [Her phone rings. She picks it up.]
 * Little Miss Splendid: Hello! [Clears throat] This is the residence of the simply splendid Little Miss Splendid. Ah! So you want me to take part in the beauty contest?


 * [Camera cuts to Mr. Funny's house.]
 * Little Miss Splendid: Why I'd simply be delighted, Mr. Funny.


 * [Camera cuts back to Little Miss Splendid.]
 * Little Miss Splendid: I know I'd win as usual. See you north, my dear. [Puts the phone down and starts calling] Fifi!
 * [Fifi barks and jumps up and down]
 * Little Miss Splendid: Bring the soap to Mumsie.
 * [Fifi jumps and catches the soap off the sink with his mouth. He jumps in the bath.]
 * Little Miss Splendid: Oh, my poor Fifi. [Fifi spits from his mouth and bubbles come out.] Where is the soap my little Fifi? Goodness me, you haven't swallowed the soap. I know there's honey in it but all those things.
 * [Fifi nods his head.]


 * [In her bedroom, Fifi is fast asleep. Little Miss Splendid looks at herself in the mirror holding a lipstick.]
 * Little Miss Splendid: Mirror, mirror. Am I still the fairest of them all? You are still the fairest, fairer by day. [Stands up and grabs Fifi] Come along now, Fifi. We must go to the hairdressers.


 * [At the hairdressers office, Little Miss Trouble is standing behind the desk.]
 * Little Miss Splendid: Well. What brings you here, Little Miss Trouble.
 * Little Miss Trouble: The cashier is on holiday, so I'm helping out for a few days.
 * Little Miss Splendid: I need a good hairdresser right away. I'm going to a beauty contest.
 * Little Miss Trouble: [Giggles] Mr. Dizzy?
 * [Mr. Dizzy walks in holding a haridryer and scissors.]
 * Little Miss Trouble: Mr. Dizzy. You can really go to town on Little Miss Splendid.
 * Mr. Dizzy: As I did for Little Miss Star!
 * Little Miss Trouble: Well, except she doesn't want her hair dyed green.
 * [Little Miss Splendid is seen sat on the chair reading a book with Fifi sleeping between her legs. Mr. Dizzy pushes the lever too much. He gasps as the chair rises too high above him. He runs off and fetches a ladder. He climbs to the top of the ladder and reaches her chair. Losing his balance, he pushes her chair downwards and falls backwards off the ladder. Fifi bounces into the sink while crashing is heard in the background.]
 * Little Miss Splendid: I've got it! I found the perfect hairstyle: A head of red curls! [Laughs] Simply divine.
 * Mr. Dizzy: [Gets up and shakes his head] Red it is then, ma'am.
 * [He pours two containers into the gold-coloured bottle. He shakes an empty container onto Little Miss Splendid. To his surprise, nothing comes out.]


 * [In the next scene, He puts curls on her hair and lowers the drying dome on her head. It starts spewing out smoke, which makes the rest of the customers cough. She screams, jumps off her chair and runs towards Mr. Dizzy, who sprays her with a fire extinguisher.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: Time to take out the curlers. There you are.
 * [She shakes and gets rid of the foam, revealing just a single strand of hair on her forehead.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: All ready.
 * [He gives her the mirror. She becomes upset and starts crying.]
 * Little Miss Splendid: Oh no! I'll never win the beauty contest now!
 * [Continues crying. Little Miss Trouble runs in holding her hat.]
 * Little Miss Trouble: If you wear you hat no one will notice.
 * Little Miss Splendid: [Angrily] You will be hearing from me, Miss Trouble.
 * [She grabs Fifi and leaves the hairdressers. She puts her arm out. However she gasps as her hat flies onto the road. It gets run over by a van. Mr. Bump stops and gets out of his car.]
 * Mr. Bump: Don't move. I'll go and get it!
 * [Runs and picks up the hat and puts it on her head.]
 * Mr. Bump: You're very lucky. Still in one piece.
 * Little Miss Splendid: Mr. Bump. Would you take me to the beauty contest?
 * Mr. Bump: I'll do my best.
 * [They both get in the car. However it stalls.]
 * Mr. Bump: I'll get out and push.
 * [He pushes his car.]


 * [Scene cuts to the show where Mr. Funny is on stage holding a microphone.]
 * Mr. Funny: As you all know Little Miss Splendid always wins the beauty contest so this time to give everyone else a chance it has been decided to change it to an originality contest. Haha!


 * [Back outside, Mr. Bump pushes his car over a bridge. It rolls forwards to the other side and crashes into a ladder. Little Miss Splendid and Fifi both fly out of the car and a pot of blue paint falls and covers her.]
 * Little Miss Splendid: Goodness. I'll never make it in time! [Her hat is tossed to her.] Oh, Mr. Strong. I'm in a terrible hurry. Would you mind taking me to the beauty contest?
 * Mr. Strong: Climb on board!
 * [She and Fifi walk to the back of Mr. Strong's pickup. Inside, chickens are making noises and jumping up and down. Mr. Strong parks his van by the Beauty Contest stage and puts the ramp down.]
 * Little Miss Splendid: Oh no! Horrid things!
 * [She dashes out of the van and is revealed to be covered with chicken mess. She jumps onto the stage.]
 * Mr. Funny: And here is the last minute chance to look very likely to win our originality contest. So, has she won?!
 * [The crowd cheer]
 * Mr. Funny: That's your original contestant! [Laughs] Please tell everyone who you are.
 * Little Miss Splendid: You mean you don't recognise me?
 * [The audience display surprised looks on their faces]
 * Little Miss Splendid: Calm now. I'm Little Miss Splendid.
 * Mr. Funny: Three cheers for Little Miss Splendid! Hip Hip
 * Everyone: Hooray! Hip hip Hooray!
 * [Little Miss Splendid waves and winks. The screen fades to black and the credits roll]