What George Doesn't Noah...


 * George: Come on, Angie. Last year, when I said we should go out for my mother's birthday, I meant so that she couldn't find us.


 * Zack: Don't I get a kiss goodbye?
 * George: Sure, let me bend over and drop my pants!


 * Benny: It's like my mother always told me, "Get cheated on once, shame on them. Get cheated on twice...start putting out."


 * Angie How did you know?


 * George (after seeing Noah kiss a guy): Man, that kid's a player. He's just playing for the other team!


 * Angie: How do you know?


 * Angie Are you sure?
 * Benny: Oh yes.


 * Angie (about Noah): He's a jock, he's probably afraid to come out so he's using Carmen as a cover. I can't begin to imagine what Noah must be feeling.
 * Benny: I don't need to imagine. I saw what he was feeling. It was 17 and muscular...
 * George: Mom!


 * Noah [Sighs] Well, thank God, 'cause I thought you'd be mad at Carmen.
 * Angie: Why would we be mad at her? She can't help who she falls for.
 * Noah: Because she was sure you guys would freak if you knew she was seeing Zack.


 * [After Noah said that Carmen is really dating Zack Powers and attempts to excuse himself]
 * Noah: Look, I'm really sorry about this. I mean, you guys are so nice to me and your mother.. I really enjoyed meeting your mother, she was...
 * George (interrupting): Enough of your lies! Out!


 * [After Noah said that Carmen is really dating Zack Powers]
 * George: I am going to kill Carmen!
 * Angie: I'm tired of you leaving me out of everything. We are going to kill Carmen.
 * George: So we'll still have one kid left.
 * Angie: Max is a good boy. He will be our future.
 * [Max walks out the door]
 * Max (cheerfully): Well, I'm off to fail the fifth grade.