Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn


 * North Kai: Too bad, East Kai. Looks like your boy lost again! (laughs)
 * East Kai: Why are you laughing?! You laugh at the stupitist things! Laugh at that ring on your head!
 * North Kai: I MIGHT BE DEAD BUT I STILL WON!
 * East Kai: So what?! Who cares?!
 * North Kai: YOU DO!
 * South Kai: Now why can't you two act civilized for a change and examine the facts of the matter. Look, there can only be one winner and Froug is obviously on a roll. The South is gonna take it.
 * North Kai: That's a very interesting theory you got there, but can you explain how Froug is going to get by Goku? He hasn't exactly gotten any weaker you know. So dream on, South!
 * South Kai: HEY! That's South Kai to you!
 * West Kai: Wait! This just in! Pikkon's gonna win the whole campaign!




 * Pikkon: Are you the one who put the barrier up around this world?
 * Janempa: Janempa. Janempa.
 * Pikkon: Okay. Be a good boy and take down the barrier now Janempa. (Janempa stares at him) Are you stupid or what? You heard me! Take that barrier down right this instant or else!
 * Janempa: Janempa.
 * Pikkon: Are you trying to make a fool out of me!? (Janempa smacks Pikkon away)
 * Goku: He didn't even try. (to Janempa) You really pack a wallop. Who are you anyway?
 * Pikkon: Careful, Goku. He's stronger than he looks.
 * Janempa: Janempa. Ooooooo!




 * Videl: This is really freaky Gohan. What do you think's causing this to happen?
 * Gohan: Hm? I don't know, but it's nothin' that the two of us can't handle and it's a lot better than doin' dishes!
 * Videl: True.
 * Frieza: I wouldn't get overconfident if I were you! The real battle hasn't even started yet. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
 * Videl: Huh?
 * Gohan: It's Frieza!
 * Frieza: A common stranger knows my name!? I see that my illustrious reputation precedes me!
 * Gohan: You don't recognize me, but I'm no stranger. I fought with you on Namek years ago.
 * Frieza: What's that!? Ah! You're that little brat, aren't you!?
 * Gohan: I see that you've forgotten my name. Allow me to remind you. I am son of Goku, guardian of all that is good. Gohan!
 * Videl: Well done. Remember that one, Gohan.
 * Frieza: I'd love to kill Goku. But killing his son is the next best thing! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
 * Gohan: Yeah? Well, you'll never know.
 * Frieza: Teach this son of a Saiyan a lesson, men!




 * Goku: You should be proud of yourself. Only Majin Buu has pushed me this far in battle before.
 * Janempa: Oooo...oooo. Janempa...Janempa...Janempa.
 * Goku: You act innocent, but you're deadly.




 * Adolf Hitler: Achtung! This is your new ruler speaking! Surrender or die! Aha...I love this...it's been too long. Do not resist. This country now belongs to me!
 * Trunks: That guy's nuts!
 * Goten: Hey, you can't call dibs on a whole country!
 * Adolt Hitler: (to his tanks) Ready, aim, fire!
 * Trunks: That little maniac is trying to kill us.
 * Adolf Hitler: Get them! Schnell!
 * Trunks: Hey! Broom lip! See if you can hit me now!
 * Adolf Hitler: Run him down! Kill him!
 * Trunks: Hey! Shame on you! I'm just a kid! (Trunks knocks one tank into many others, creating numerous collisions)
 * Goten: Wow. (Goten juggles himself on tank tires) Whoah! Wee.
 * Adolf Hitler: Regroup, men! Attack! Kill!
 * Trunks: This guy is too much. He can't read the writing on the wall.
 * Goten: Ha. He's funny.
 * Trunks: Hey, lets give him a little scare and turn into Super Saiyans!
 * Goten: Hee hee. (Goten and Trunks turn into Super Saiyans)
 * Adolf Hitler: Grr...huh? Blonde hair! Blue eyes! Super strength! I should be recruiting them!




 * Vegeta: (to Goku) How many times do I have to tell you that if anyone's going to end your existence, it's going to be me.
 * Goku: Vegeta!? But how!?
 * Vegeta: I've been trying to answer that question myself, Kakarot. I don't know how I got my body back. It was as if death was a dream and I just woke up.
 * Goku: Uh...it must have something to do with the check-in station being out of commission.
 * Vegeta: It doesn't matter. I'm here and I'm ready to fight. That's that. Now stay back while I handle this.
 * Goku: But he's strong. I don't think he can be beat.
 * Vegeta: Hmm. Don't worry. I have one thing in my favor. I have nothing to lose.
 * Goku: What do you mean? Don't say that!
 * Vegeta: You've been good, Kakarot. I haven't. The afterlife quite frankly sucks for me! Fighting him will be a piece o' cake. Anything's better than my existence here.




 * Goku: Vegeta, are you okay?
 * Vegeta: Am I okay? Do I look okay, Kakarot? The most painful thing is that you've gotten stronger while I've remained the same.
 * Goku: What you're saying is true Vegeta, but you have to understand, I've been training in the Other World this whole time, it's only natural that I've progressed, you know. I'm more amazed that you're just as strong as before, even though you hadn't had a body to train in.
 * Vegeta: Tah! Don't belittle me with your pity, Kakarot!




 * Goku: We'd better get started Vegeta. Are you ready? It's a simply technique, but we have to harmonize our spiritual energies or it won't work. Our power levels have to be exactly the same. We also have to move in perfect sync. Your posture has to mirror mine.
 * Vegeta: My what?
 * Goku: I'll show you. Don't worry. It's not that complicated. It's kind of like a cross between traditional fighting stance and water ballet, except without the water.
 * Vegeta: Ballet!!!?
 * Goku: Just watch for a second. It's easier to show you than to explain it. Fuuuu.....now think of two rivers flowing toward one another that become narrower and narrower the closer they get to each other....sion....note the opposing position of knee and arms...ha! The two rivers converge at two single points, the points give way under the pressure and the rivers flood into each other and become one.
 * Vegeta: You're insane! I'm not posing like that!
 * Goku: Why not? This is how it's done. There's no other way to fuse. Come on...
 * Vegeta: Grrr...we're warriors, Kakarot. Not ballerinas!




 * Adolf Hitler: Kill them! Fire! Dummkopf! Shoot them down! They are no match for us! They are inferior!
 * Goten: Are we inferior?
 * Trunks: No. Look at him. He can't fly and we're almost as tall as he is.
 * Goten: Yeah, and he's full grown.




 * Vegeta: Fuse with you? I'd rather die!
 * Goku: But, Vegeta, you're already dead.