SpongeBob SquarePants

This is a list of transcripts from the Spongebob Squarepants episodes.

Alternate transcripts are available here.

Season 1 (1999-2000)

 * 1) Nature Pants
 * 2) Walking Small

Season 2 (2000-2003)
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 * 1) Survival of the Idiots

Season 3 (2001-2004)

 * 1) The Algae's Always Greener
 * 2) SpongeGuard on Duty
 * 3) Club SpongeBob
 * 4) My Pretty Seahorse
 * 5) Just One Bite
 * 6) The Bully
 * 7) Nasty Patty
 * 8) Idiot Box
 * 9) Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
 * 10) Doing Time
 * 11) Snowball Effect
 * 12) One Krabs Trash
 * 13) As Seen on TV
 * 14) Can You Spare a Dime?
 * 15) No Weenies Allowed
 * 16) Squilliam Returns
 * 17) Krab Borg
 * 18) Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
 * 19) Wet Painters
 * 20) Krusty Krab Training Video
 * 21) Party Pooper Pants
 * 22) Chocolate With Nuts
 * 23) Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V
 * 24) New Student Starfish
 * 25) Clams
 * 26) Ugh
 * 27) The Great Snail Race
 * 28) Mid-Life Crustacean
 * 29) Born Again Krabs
 * 30) I Had an Accident
 * 31) Krabby Land
 * 32) The Camping Episode
 * 33) Missing Identity
 * 34) Plankton's Army
 * 35) The Sponge Who Could Fly
 * 36) SpongeBob Meets the Strangler
 * 37) Pranks a Lot

Season 4 (2005-2007)

 * 1) Bummer Vacation

Season 5 (2007-2009)

 * 1) SpongeHenge

Season 6 (2008 )

 * 1) House Fancy
 * 2) Krabby Road
 * 3) Penny Foolish
 * 4) Nautical Novice
 * 5) Spongicus
 * 6) Suction Cup Symphony
 * 7) Not Normal
 * 8) Gone
 * 9) A Life in a Day
 * 10) Sun Bleached
 * 11) Giant Squidward
 * 12) No Nose Knows
 * 13) Patty Caper
 * 14) Plankton's Regular
 * 15) Boating Buddies
 * 16) The Krabby Kronicle
 * 17) The Slumber Party
 * 18) Grooming Gary

Season 7 (2009-2011)

 * 1) Tentacle-Vision
 * 2) I Love Dancing
 * 3) Growth Spout
 * 4) Stuck in the Wringer
 * 5) Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy
 * 6) The Inside Job
 * 7) Greasy Buffoons
 * 8) Model Sponge
 * 9) Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful
 * 10) A Pal for Gary
 * 11) Yours, Mine and Mine
 * 12) Kracked Krabs
 * 13) The Curse of Bikini Bottom
 * 14) Squidward in Clarinetland
 * 15) Spongebob's Land Stand
 * 16) Back to the Past
 * 17) The Bad Guy Club for Villains
 * 18) A Day Without Tears
 * 19) Summer Job
 * 20) One Coarse Meal
 * 21) Gary in Love
 * 22) The Play's the Thing
 * 23) Rodeo Daze
 * 24) Gramma's Secret Recipe
 * 25) The Cent of Money
 * 26) The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom
 * 27) Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle
 * 28) The Curse of the Hex
 * 29) The Main Drain
 * 30) Trenchbilles
 * 31) Sponge-Cano!
 * 32) The Great Patty Caper
 * 33) That Sinking Feeling
 * 34) Karate Star
 * 35) Buried in Time
 * 36) Enchanted Tiki Dreams
 * 37) The Abrasive Side
 * 38) Earworm
 * 39) Hide and Then What Happens?
 * 40) Shellback Shenanigans
 * 41) The Masterpiece
 * 42) Whelk Attack
 * 43) You Don't Know Spongebob
 * 44) Tunnel of Glove
 * 45) Krusty Dogs
 * 46) The Wreck of the Mauna Loa
 * 47) New Fish in Town
 * 48) Love That Squid
 * 49) Big Sister Sam
 * 50) Perfect Chemistry

Season 8 (2011-2012)

 * 1) Oral Report
 * 2) Accidents Will Happen
 * 3) The Other Patty
 * 4) Drive Thru
 * 5) The Hot Shot
 * 6) A Friendly Game
 * 7) Sentimental Sponge
 * 8) Frozen Face-Off
 * 9) Squidward's School for Grown Ups
 * 10) Sweet and Sour Squid
 * 11) The Googly Artiste
 * 12) SpongeBob's Runaway Roadtrip: A SquarePants Family Vacation
 * 13) SpongeBob's Runaway Roadtrip: Patrick's Staycation
 * 14) SpongeBob's Runaway Roadtrip: Walking the Plankton
 * 15) SpongeBob's Runaway Roadtrip: Mooncation
 * 16) SpongeBob's Runaway Roadtrip: Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation
 * 17) Ghoul Fools
 * 18) Mermaid Man Begins
 * 19) Plankton's Good Eye
 * 20) Barnacle Face
 * 21) Pet Sitter Pat
 * 22) House Sittin' for Sandy
 * 23) Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom
 * 24) Bubble Troubles
 * 25) The Way of the Sponge
 * 26) The Krabby Patty that Ate Bikini Bottom
 * 27) Bubble Buddy Returns
 * 28) Restraining SpongeBob
 * 29) Fiasco!
 * 30) Are You Happy Now?
 * 31) Planet of The Jellyfish
 * 32) Free Samples
 * 33) Home Sweet Rubble
 * 34) Karen 2.0
 * 35) InSPONGEiac
 * 36) Face Freeze!
 * 37) Glove World R.I.P
 * 38) Squiditis
 * 39) Demolition Doofus
 * 40) Treats!
 * 41) For Here to Go
 * 42) It's a SpongeBob Christmas!
 * 43) Super Evil Aquatic Villian Team Up is Go!
 * 44) Chum Fricassee
 * 45) The Good Krabby Name
 * 46) Move It or Lose It
 * 47) Hello Bikini Bottom!

Season 9 (2012-2017)

 * 1) Extreme Spots
 * 2) Squirrel Record
 * 3) Patrick-Man!
 * 4) Gary's New Toy
 * 5) License to Milkshake
 * 6) Squid Baby
 * 7) Little Yellow Book
 * 8) Bumper to Bumper
 * 9) Eek, an Urchin!
 * 10) Squid Defense
 * 11) Jailbreak!
 * 12) Evil Spatula
 * 13) Came From Goo Lagoon (SpongeBob vs. the Goo)
 * 14) Safe Deposit Krabs
 * 15) Plankton's Pet
 * 16) Don't Look Now
 * 17) Seance Schmeance
 * 18) Kenny the Cat
 * 19) Yeti Krabs
 * 20) SpongeBob, You're Fired!
 * 21) Lost in Bikini Bottom
 * 22) Tutor Sauce
 * 23) Squid Plus One
 * 24) The Excutive Treatment
 * 25) Company Picnic
 * 26) Pull Up A Barrel (The Navy Days)
 * 27) Sanctuary! (One Snail Sponge)
 * 28) What's Eating Patrick?
 * 29) Patrick! The Game
 * 30) The Sewers of Bikini Bottom
 * 31) SpongeBob LongPants
 * 32) Larry's Gym
 * 33) The Fish Bowl
 * 34) Married to Money
 * 35) Mall Girl Pearl
 * 36) Two Thumbs Down
 * 37) Sharks vs. Pods
 * 38) Copybob DittoPants
 * 39) Sold!
 * 40) Lame and Fortune
 * 41) Sandy's Nutmare
 * 42) Bulletin Board
 * 43) Food Con Castaways
 * 44) Snail Mail
 * 45) Pineapple Invasion
 * 46) Salsa Imbecilius
 * 47) Mutiny on the Krusty
 * 48) The Whole Tooth (The Tooth, The Whole Tooth, and Nothing But the Tooth)
 * 49) Goodbye, Krabby Patty? (Factory Fresh)

Season 10 (2016-2017)

 * 1) Whirlybrains
 * 2) Mermaidpants
 * 3) Unreal Estate
 * 4) Code Yellow
 * 5) Mimic Madness
 * 6) House Worming
 * 7) Snoose You Lose
 * 8) Krusty Katering
 * 9) Spongebob's Place
 * 10) Plankton Gets the Boot
 * 11) Life Insurance
 * 12) Burst Your Bubble
 * 13) Plankton Retires
 * 14) Trident Trouble
 * 15) The Incredible Shrinking Sponge
 * 16) Sportz?
 * 17) The Getaway
 * 18) Lost and Found
 * 19) Patrick's Coupon
 * 20) Out of the Picture
 * 21) Feral Friends
 * 22) Don't Wake Patrick

Season 11 (2017-)

 * 1) Cave Dwelling Sponge
 * 2) The Clam Whisperer
 * 3) Spot Returns
 * 4) The Check-Up
 * 5) Spin the Bottle
 * 6) There's a Sponge in My Soup
 * 7) Man Ray Returns (Mermaidpants and Barnaclestar II)
 * 8) Larry the Floor Manager
 * 9) The Legend of Boo-kini Bottom
 * 10) No Pictures, Please
 * 11) Stuck on the Roof
 * 12) Krabby Patty Creature Feature
 * 13) Teacher's Pests
 * 14) Sanitation Insanity
 * 15) Bunny Hunt
 * 16) Squid Noir
 * 17) ScavengerPants
 * 18) Cuddle E. Hugs
 * 19) Pat the Horse
 * 20) Chatterbox Gary
 * 21) Don't Feed the Clowns
 * 22) Old Man Patrick
 * 23) Grandmum's the Word
 * 24) Drive Happy
 * 25) Fun-Sized Friends
 * 26) Doodle Dimension
 * 27) Moving Bubble Bass
 * 28) High Sea Diving
 * 29) Bottle Burglars
 * 30) My Leg!
 * 31) Ink Lemonade
 * 32) Mustard O' Mine

Movies

 * The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
 * The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
 * The SpongeBob Movie: It's a Wonderful Sponge [blank/empty]

Video Games

 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Lights, Camera, Pants! (pc video game)
 * SpongeBob's Truth or Square
 * Spongebob Squarepants: Plankton's Robotic Revenge
 * SpongeBob HeroPants