Mutation City (SWAT Kats : The Radical Squadron)

Jake-> Okay, buddy, Let's see if you can just cross off the edge, and then you will win, Capisce? You are getting so tougher than I am, Just like the old Enforcer days!

Chance-> Just like the old Enforcer days, eh buddy? Heh, prepare to get your tail whipped!

Jake-> I don’t think so pal! If any kat’s gonna ace our little obstacle course it’s gonna be me!

Chance-> Ah! Jake *gurgle* give me a hand?!

Jake-> Nice try, buddy, but that old trick’s not gonna slow me down!

Chance-> Help! Jake! Help *gurgle* won't slow you down for wha-

Jake-> Looks like the best kat’s gonna win. Crud, I don’t think he’s fooling around! Chance, hang on! What’s the big idea? Pretending to drown just so I’ll lose? You are nothing but

Chance-> I uh, just got a…cramp.

Jake-> A cramp huh? You’re uh okay now, right buddy? you can’t swim, can you?

Chance-> Look don’t make a big deal out of it.

Jake-> Why didn’t you ever tell me?

Chance-> You never asked.

Jake-> Hey, no sweat it, I’ll teach you to swim.

Chance-> Forget it. Fish swim; I fly.

Jake- (angrily) Look, if you don't stop this nonseseful behavior, I am gonna call Commander Feral and give you a very bad report, Okay? Chance! Chance, stop! Why are you so running like that?! Do you ever think that you want me to give it away?!

Chance-> No, I won't!

Jake->

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Homeless Guy-> What?

Dr. Viper-> Ssssoon, my little creaturessss, you will roam free in my new ssswamp city.

Homeless Guy-> AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Mayor Manx-> Hum de dum de doy…huh? Gadfrey!-wha? This is Mayor Manx, HAAAALP!

Callie Briggs-> Gah! I’ve gotta get above this stuff. That tree’s my only chance! AHHH! If this isn’t a SWAT Kat emergency, then I don’t know what is!

Jake- That's why I am so awesome, and you've got it! HEE-YAH! You are a one macho kat!

Chance-> C’mon bud, can’t you hit harder than that?

Jake-> Oh, you mean more like this? HAI-YAH!

Chance-> Oof! My turn!

Jake-> It’s Callie! Yes Ms. Briggs?

Callie Briggs-> Megakat City’s being inundated by some kind of hideous mutating ooze. Downtown’s been evacuated, I’m trying to get to Enforcer Headquarters.

Chance-> Hang on Ms. Briggs, we’re on our way!

Jake-> SWAT Kats! To the jet!

Chance-> Uh, there's one more thing to do, Gee, Jake, I don't feel so good today, how am I gonna get my pet frog? you can go without me.

Jake-> No! You better come with me in the jet, and you are gonna love it!

Chance-> Aaawww, maaann!

Lt. Feral-> Not a good night to be out on the streets, Deputy Mayor.

Callie Briggs-> So I’ve noticed Lt. Feral. Let’s get out of here.

Lt. Feral-> I wonder how my uncle’s going to handle this one.

Callie Briggs-> I don’t know, but if he can’t let’s just hope the SWAT Kats can.

Razor-> Looks like that Dr. Viper was giving us a long gone but a curve his appetite, huh, T-Boy?

T-Bone-> Things are not looking good, buddy. What is this crud?

Razor-> Got me, T-Bone, but it’s covered over half the city.

T-Bone-> What the-? That things drooling all over my cockpit!

Razor-> Yeah, and it’s acid drool.

T-Bone-> An acid drool? Where? I just washed the jet. Eat G’s, Toady!

Razor-> T-Bone, he thinks we’re a couple of flies!

T-Bone-> Maybe I can curve his appetite. Let go Wart-Face! Aw crud! He’s gonna eat right through the controls!

Razor-> T-Bone, maybe I can pry this overgrown fly-catcher loose. Activating Upper-Missile Launcher! Bon Voyage, Froggy! Bingo! Happy Vapor Trails!

T-Bone-> You heard him, Bon Voyage, Froggy! And don't come back ever again until you have an Overgrown Swamp Trails!

Razor-> T-Bone! you did it!

T-Bone-> Duh, I did?

Razor-> Radical job, T-Boy! How radical can you get?!

T-Bone-> Uh-oh, don’t look now, bud, but your missile’s are on a direct course with Enforcer Headquarters. Radical! You knocked Wart-Face out.

Commander Feral-> Along with half my control tower!

Lt. Feral-> Easy Uncle, Dr. Konway did say he wanted a live specimen to examine.

Commander Feral-> That’s enough, Felina. I’ll handle this.

Razor-> Looks like me and T-Bone are pretty good workout today, Commander.

T-Bone-> Don’t get any warts Commander.

Commander Feral-> Do something, quick!

Razor-> It looks like a SWAT Kat's gonna do, what a SWAT Kat's gonna do, All right fellas, fire up! Your niece is pretty quick on the draw, Commander.

Commander Feral-> Yep, that thing down to the bio-tech lab!

Enforcer Sergeants-> Yes sir!

Dr. Konway-> I’d stake my job that this is the work of Dr. Viper. You see there? Those DNA strips are coated with traces of Katalyst X-63. Dr. Viper stole a shipment of it just last week.

Commander Feral-> Viper! It figures that mutated sicko would be behind all this!

Razor->

Callie Briggs-> But can the mutation process be stopped, Dr. Konway? before it destroys all of Megakat City?

Razor->

Mayor Manx-> Well Doctor, can it be stopped?

Dr. Konway-> Perhaps. With the proper anti-mutigen chemicals… Why yes! The process can be reversed!

Commander Feral-> Then what are you waiting for, Konway? Get to work!

Dr. Konway-> Oh I’m afraid it’s not that simple, Commander. I’ll need large quantities of these anti-mutigens. And there’s only one place in the city that has them: Megakat Biochemical Labs.

Mayor Manx-> But, that’s right in the center of my slime-covered city!

Commander Feral-> Don’t worry Mayor, I’ll get the chemicals personally. You stay put Felina, that’s an order. And that goes double for you SWAT Kats.

Razor->

Lt. Feral-> Enforcers? What does he think I am? Kitty-Litter?

Razor-> Is there anything else what we should do Miss Briggs?

Callie Briggs-> Yes, I’d feel a lot better if you two were going along to help.

Razor-> You heard the Commander. We wouldn’t want to break any laws now, would we T-Bone?

T-Bone-> Not us.

Razor-> Then I guess we're just gonna have to do in ordered us to help, and we promised that he probably wasn't gonna get his beautiful but nasty revenge on civic-minded citizens in no time!

T-Bone-> Of course, if the Mayor ordered us to help, I guess we’d have to as civic-minded citizens.

Callie Briggs-> Well, Mayor?

Mayor Manx-> Well, I…Commander Feral did say that…

Callie Briggs-> Fine, just remember: without those chemicals you’re going to be mayor of Mutation City.

Mayor Manx-> Well don’t just stand there, SWAT Kats! Go get that stuff and clean up my Citaaay!

T-Bone-> Gee, I dunno, Razor, I would apologize to that froggy, I shot down to that froggy, about what I did was wrong.....

Razor-> Maybe some other time, You gotta keep on focusing what we we're suppose to do, 'Cause we're gonna see that Megawatt Biochemical, SWAT Kats, To the jet!

T-Bone-> (sighs) (in Turbokat) I didn't hurt his froggy feelings. I swear.

Razor-> Quiet, T-Bone! I'm suppose to be in charge of this place, so we can live in!

T-Bone-> Why me!

Commander Feral-> Megakat Biochemical, on the double!

Lt. Feral-> Right!

Commander Feral-> Felina? I thought I ordered you to stay put!

Lt. Feral-> Mmmm hmmm, Hey, you needed the best pilot so here I am.

Commander Feral-> Fine, let’s go.

Lt. Feral-> Megakat Biochemical, eight miles and closing.

Enforcer Pilots-> Commander, we’re hit!

Commander Feral-> Return to base!

Lt. Feral-> Guess it’s up to us, Uncle. We’re going down!

Commander Feral-> This is Feral, bring me chopper back-AHHHHHH!

Razor-> Maybe we couldn't see any anti-mutations, and me and T-Bone are know just we're to find them!

T-Bone-> Yep, Looks like the Enforcers ran into some trouble, and it’s still around. Nice shootin’ partner!

Razor-> T-Bone, Feral and Felina are down!

T-Bone-> Watch out!

Lt. Feral-> The SWAT Kats!

Both Ferals-> Gah!

Dr. Viper-> Hahha, so long SWAT Kats. Too bad you didn’t live long enough to see Megakat City become Dr. Viper’s Mutation City!

Razor->

T-Bone->

Razor->

T-Bone->The engines are clogged with crud! what are you lookin’ at ugly?

Razor-> C’mon T-Bone, we gotta eject!

T-Bone-> We are not ejecting.

Razor-> T-Bone! There's no reason to be shout! You gotta put to eject right now or not?!

T-Bone-> Oh, come on baby, Just one time for ol’ T-Bone…

Razor-> T-Bone, If you’re worried about swimming I’ll help you!

T-Bone-> I am not ejecting, and I’m not swimming! C’mon, c’mon, c’mon! All three engines maximum thrust! yes!

Razor-> Ugh, T-Bone, now you've done it these all three maximum thrust this time!

T-Bone-> No ejecting for you!

Lt. Feral-> SWAT Kats, down here!

T-Bone-> Razor!

Razor-> I see em’

Callie Briggs-> SWAT Kats, come in, we’ve got a garbled call from Commander Feral!

Razor-> What's the matter, Miss Briggs?

Callie Briggs-> Looks like our Megakat City is flooding

Razor-> Calm down, Ms. Briggs, everyone can take care off it.

T-Bone-> Don’t worry Ms. Briggs, he and his niece are with us.

Mayor Manx-> Just get that anti-mutigen, SWAT Kats, before this stuff covers every square inch of Megakat City!

Razor-> We’ll try not to let you down, Mayor.

T-Bone-> Crud, must’ve guzzled all our fuel blasting free from that scum-snake.

Razor-> Can’t risk landing in this swamp again, hotshot, we’re too big a target for those giant mutated scum-balls under the surface.

T-Bone-> Roger that!

Razor-> Deploy Macro-wave blasters.

T-Bone-> Macro-waves deployed and operational.

Razor-> Next stop, Megakat Biochemical.

T-Bone-> Razor, look out! AHHHH!

Razor-> T-Bone!

Razor-> T-Bone, If you drown, I’m gonna kill you. Are you okay, buddy?

T-Bone-> Yeah, but I think that ugly little thing bit me.

Razor-> Let me see.

T-Bone-> Oww! Leave it alone!

Razor-> (grabbed T-Bone's arms) Well you've better cool it down then! Eventually if you did something wrong, You might be able to think about Dr. Viper! (T-Bone burst into tears) This nasty little thing is keep trying to bite you, Woah woah woah woah woah woah, Oh please, don't feel down T-Bone, I didn't notice that Feral decides to have a bad mood, right?

T-Bone-> Uh,

Razor-> Better see Doc Konway after we get those chemicals. Sure you don’t want me to drive?

T-Bone-> I’m fine.

Razor-> Let's see if you should get on a silent running, If you don't,

T-Bone-> Switching to silent running. Maybe that’ll keep those mutations off our back. We're too big enough to do it!

Razor-> Locked. Unlocked. Looks like we’re in luck, T-Bone. The anti-mutagens are still here. Give me a hand.

Mutated T-Bone-> Rawr! GRRRR!! Rawr!!!

Razor-> Hee-yaw! I hate to do this buddy, but you’re just not yourself.

Callie Briggs-> SWAT Kats, come in! We’ve got big problems. It’s Dr. Viper, he’s huge! and he’s heading this way. Razor, T-Bone, you gotta do something!

Razor-> T-Bone’s a little tied up at the moment, Ms. Briggs, but I’ll do my best. Now to call the Turbokat by remote control. I just hope the Turbokat has enough fuel to deliver this payload.

Dr. Viper-> Hahha, nothing can stop me now. Katalyst X-63 has made me bigger and badder than ever!

Razor-> Wish me luck buddy, if this doesn’t work we’re all going to look like you.

Dr. Viper-> Hahaha, the SWAT Kats?

Razor-> Hope I can get close enough to drop this stuff.

Dr. Viper-> How do you like the new me, SWAT Kats?

Razor-> Nuts! T-Bone would’ve never let that slime hit the jet. And I’m running on fumes! Aw crud! Flame-out!

Dr. Viper-> Anti-mutagen, nice try SWAT Kats, hahaha.

Razor-> Gotta eject! Now’s my chance. Locked, launch!

Dr. Viper-> Huh?

T-Bone-> Couldn’t control myself, I just hope Razor forgives me. C’mon Razor, say something. Aww crud, speak to me buddy.

Razor-> *cough* I thought you didn’t know how to swim? and I'm glad you didn't listen to me.

T-Bone-> Gee, I apologize that I think about my pet froggy in that ridiculously swamp.

Razor-> It's okay when you say you're sorry, Hey, It's good to have you back, Well, T-Boy, I didn't really like when you aren't paying attention.

T-Bone-> Hey, I didn’t know how to be a mutated frog either, until today. C’mon, let’s get the Turbokat…and some flies for breakfast.

Razor-> Flies?

T-Bone-> Heh, just kiddin’.

Razor-> Just kiddin'? Heh, very funny.

T-Bone-> Funny, huh?