Bill & Ted's Not So Excellent Classmate


 * Bill: Thank you, San Dimas High!
 * Ted: Bill and Ted out!
 * Crowd: (Cheers)
 * Jock: Yes!
 * Principal: Wow! Oh, my God! How could anyone follow that? Hoo, hoo, hoo! Well, here with the last report of the day is Katie Hall.
 * (Katie Hall arrives)
 * Katie Hall: Whoever said behind every great man was a great woman must have known First Lady Abigail Adams. (Chuckles) Sorry, Morticia, but I think Abigail was the best Mrs. Adams.
 * Jock: I can't listen to crappy jokes after the actual Napoleon was just out here cracking my ass up!
 * Katie Hall: Oh, wow! Here to tell you what she thinks of San Dimas, it's Abigail Adams.
 * (Abgail Adams arrives)
 * Katie Hall: Also known as my mom.
 * Jock: Oh. my God! Bill and Ted just did this concept but so much better!
 * Guy: Get off the stage, Katie! Bill and Ted! Come on, guys! Bill and Ted!
 * Both: (Screams)
 * Bill: Did somebody say our names?