The Powerpuff Girls: Dance Pantsed

>> Narrator: SUGAR...

SPICE...

AND EVERYTHING NICE -- THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.

BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION -- CHEMICAL "X." [ BOOM! ] THUS, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN! USING THEIR ULTRASUPER POWERS, BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL.

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE -- A HUSTLING, BUSTLING WHIRLWIND OF CAMARADERIE, FRIENDLINESS, AND FRIENDSHIP...

[ PEOPLE SHOUTING AND ARGUING ] ...A SPECIAL PLACE FULL OF SPECIAL PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY...

>> HUH, ME? I'M SPECIAL?! >> Narrator: SORRY, BUB.

NOT YOU.

>> [ GROANS ] >> Narrator: I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE MOST FLAMBOYANT MATHEMATICIAN, FIBONACCI, DEBUTING HIS FIBONACCI SEQUINS.

[ PEOPLE CLAMORING ] >> MATH IS MAGICAL.

MATH IS A MYSTERY.

MATH IS A TOUR DE FORCE.

[ LAUGHS ] [ WHOOSH! ] >> Narrator: OH, MY.

WELL, HOW ABOUT THE ESPECIALLY FAMOUS OPERA STAR WENDY BAGS, MAKING HER DEBUT AT THE TOWNSVILLE CITY OPERA HOUSE >> [ SINGING OPERATICALLY ] AAH! >> Narrator: YOW! WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS THE RARE CALCUTTA STINK BADGER, STOPPING BRIEFLY IN TOWNSVILLE DURING HIS WORLD TOUR.

[ PEOPLE CLAMORING, CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] >> [ CHATTERS ] [ WHOOSH! ] >> Narrator: OH, BOY! LOOKS LIKE TROUBLE, BUT I'M SURE ALL WILL BE FINE, BECAUSE TOWNSVILLE'S HONORABLE MAYOR IS ON TOP OF EVERYTHING.

>> Mayor: OH, DEAR.

SO BEAUTIFUL.

[ CRYING ] >> Miss Bellum: MR. MAYOR, THERE'S A ROBOTIC TERROR ATTACKING THE CITY.

LOOK! >> Mayor: HMM? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> Miss Bellum: MAYOR, IT'S BACK! >> Mayor: WHAT? HUH? >> Miss Bellum: LOOK! >> Mayor: NOW, YOU LISTEN HERE! THE ONLY GIANT ROBOTIC TERROR HERE IS YOU! NOW STOP TEASING ME AND LET ME EAT MY PICKLES! [ CRASH! ] >> Narrator: OKAY.

SO, HE'S ACTUALLY ON TOP OF A PICKLE.

BUT YOU KNOW WHO IS ON TOP OF TOWNSVILLE'S SAFETY.

THAT'S RIGHT -- THE POWERPUFF GIRLS! >> Bubbles: ♪ NUM NUM NUM NUM-NUM NUM NUM NUM ♪ >> Buttercup: SO GROSS.

I HATE BROCCOLINI! [ HOT LINE BUZZES ] YEAH! THE HOT LINE'S BUZZING.

GOT TO GO! >> Professor Utonium: HOLD IT.

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU FINISH ALL YOUR DELICIOUS BROCCOLINI.

>> Buttercup: BROCCOLINI'S FOR WEENIES.

>> Bubbles: NUM NUM NUM! HMM? >> Blossom: THIS SITUATION JUST NEEDS A LITTLE POWERPUFF TEAMWORK.

[ WHOOSH! ] >> Bubbles: [ BLOWS ] [ PATTER! PATTER! PATTER! ] [ ZAP! ] [ TING! ] >> Buttercup: [ CRUNCHES ] DONE.

YEAH, MAYOR. WE'RE ON IT! THERE'S A GIANT ROBOT SMASHING DOWNTOWN THAT NEEDS TO BE WHUPPED.

COME ON! [ WHOOSH! ] >> Professor Utonium: GOOD LUCK! AND SAVE THE WORLD BEFORE BEDTIME! >> Blossom: ALL RIGHT, GIRLS! THIS SHOULD BE AS EASY AS CUPCAKES! >> Buttercup: EASY AS "BOOM, BANG, BANG." >> Bubbles: EASY, EASY, NICE AND BREEZY.

>> [ SINGING OPERATICALLY ] >> Blossom: WAIT A SEC! THERE ARE HOSTAGES INSIDE THAT ROBOT! >> MY EARDRUMS ARE BURSTING! [ LAUGHS ] >> Blossom: HOLD BACK, GIRLS.

THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS! >> Buttercup: WHAT ARE WE -- KINDERGARTNERS? >> Bubbles: YEAH, WE ARE! >> Blossom: I CAN TAKE HIM! >> Buttercup: I GUESS A REAL GIRL'S GOT TO DO THIS.

>> Bubbles: OOH! THEN MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE GONE.

>> Buttercup: LET ME HANDLE THIS.

[ THUD! ] UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAH! AAAAAH! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [ CRASH! ] >> Bubbles: MR. ROBOT, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [ PEOPLE SHOUTING ] [ GIGGLES ] >> Buttercup: HOW COME SHE GETS A PILLOW?! >> Blossom: WE GOT TO WORK AS A TEAM IF WE'RE GONNA BEAT THIS THING.

PLAN BROCCOLINI! >> Together: YEAH! >> [ SINGING CONTINUES ] >> [ CHATTERING ] >> TIMES INFINITY. HA! [ CLANK! ] >> Bubbles: [ BLOWS ] [ CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! ] [ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! TING! ] [ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Mojo Jojo: AY-YI-YI! [ GASPS ] >> Together: MOJO JOJO?! >> Blossom: THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU TERRORIZE INNOCENT CIVILIANS! >> Buttercup: AND BADGERS! >> [ CHATTERING ] >> Mojo Jojo: OH, YOU MISERABLE MOPPETS! I WILL OBLITERATE THE TOWN OF TOWNSVILLE! >> Mayor: THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE ALWAYS HERE TO PROTECT US! MM. SOUR APPLE.

>> Mojo Jojo: ALWAYS HERE? HMM.

SOON THERE WILL BE A DAY OF RECKONING, AND ON THAT DAY, THIS TOWN WILL BOW TO MY CONTROL AND THE POWERPOOFY GIRLS WILL DO WHAT I SAY! I WILL DESTROY TOWNSVILLE! I PROMISE YOU THAT! [ LAUGHTER ] >> Mojo Jojo: [ CRYING ] >> Professor Utonium: WELL, GIRLS, YOU SAVED THE WORLD ONCE AGAIN -- AND ALL BEFORE BEDTIME.

HEY, HOW 'BOUT I BUY YOU GUYS A TREAT FIRST THING TOMORROW -- ANYTHING YOU WANT? >> Together: UH-HUH! UH-HUH! YES! YES! OH, BOY! OH, BOY! >> Professor Utonium: OKAY.

OKAY. NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES.

GOOD NIGHT, GIRLS.

[ ALARM BLARING ] [ GIRLS SHOUTING ] OKAY. LET ME JUST GET MY WALLET.

♪ BA-BA-BA BUM BUM ♪ ♪ BA-BA-BA BUM BUM ♪ BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP! ♪ BOO DOO DOO DO DO DA-DO-DO ♪ WAH WAH! ♪ DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DA-DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA BUM-BUM ♪ ♪ DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO ♪ ♪ BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA BA BA BA-BA BA BO-BO BO BO ♪ WHEE! ♪ BUM ♪ [ BUBBLING ] GOOD MORNING, WALLET.

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] >> Blossom: OH, BOY! OH, BOY! WHAT ARE WE GONNA GET? [ PANTING ] HOW 'BOUT THIS AWESOME PONY HAIRBRUSH?! >> Buttercup: NO! HOW 'BOUT THESE COOL BOXING GLOVES? >> Bubbles: EW! YUCKO! SQUEE! HOW 'BOUT "DANCE PANTS REVOLUTION"?! >> Both: NOW YOU'RE TALKING! >> Bubbles: PLEASE, CAN WE GET THIS?! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEA-A-A-A-SE?! >> Professor Utonium: DANCE GAME? HMM. I DON'T KNOW.

>> Buttercup: TEAM TANTRUM.

[ ALL CRYING ] >> Bubbles: I NEED THIS GAME! >> Professor Utonium: GIRLS! GIRLS! >> Blossom: ALL OF OUR FRIENDS ALREADY HAVE IT! [ CRYING CONTINUES ] >> Buttercup: IT'S NOT FAIR! [ CRYING CONTINUES ] >> Professor Utonium: OKAY! OKAY! YOU GIRLS CAN GET IT! >> Blossom: WORKS EVERY TIME.

>> Mojo Jojo: "DANCE PANTS REVOLUTION"? [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> PLAYERS, BEGIN.

[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ZAP! ZAP! ] PLAYERS 2 AND 3, YOU HAVE FAILED.

>> Buttercup: [ Sarcastically ] YEAH. THIS IS A LOT OF FUN.

[ HOT LINE BUZZES ] >> Mayor: THERE'S AN EMERGENCY, AND ALL THREE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE NEEDED! >> Blossom: THE MAYOR NEEDS US! LET'S GO! [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] BUBBLES? COME ON, BUBBLES! WE GOT TO GO! >> Bubbles: UNH-UNH, SISTA! I'M THREE LEVELS AWAY FROM POWER LEG WARMERS! YOU CAN HANDLE ANY SCARY MONSTER WITHOUT ME! >> Buttercup: I AGREE.

>> Blossom: I DON'T AGREE.

WE ARE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS, COMPRISED OF BLOSSOM, BUTTERCUP, AND BUBBLES.

WE ARE THREE, UNITED AGAINST CRIME AND SWORN TO UPHOLD THE FREEDOMS OF EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD IN TOWNSVILLE, U.S.A.! ONE CANNOT BE VICTORIOUS WITHOUT THE OTHER TWO, AND TWO CANNOT BE VICTORIOUS WITHOUT THE OTHER ONE! FREEDOM IS CALLING, BUBBLES, AND ONLY THREEDOM CAN ANSWER.

>> Buttercup: OH-HO.

SO POWERFUL. [ CRYING ] >> Bubbles: WHATEVER! DANCING! [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] >> Mayor: OH-HO-HO-OH-OH! OHH! >> Blossom: WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY, MAYOR?! >> Mayor: I CAN'T GET MY PICKLE JAR OFF THAT HIGH, HIGH SHELF! >> Blossom: MAYOR, THE HOT LINE IS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY! >> Buttercup: HOW'D THE JAR GET THAT HIGH ANYWAY? >> Mayor: [ CRYING ] [ BLAM! ] >> Blossom: DON'T WORRY, MAYOR.

>> Buttercup: THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WILL GET YOU THAT PICKLE JAR.

>> Blossom: PLAN BROCCOLINI! HEAT RAYS ON THE MOVE! >> Buttercup: FISTS OF FURY FLYING! [ BEEPING ] >> Blossom: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH PLAN BROCCOLINI WITHOUT...

>> Buttercup: BUBBLES?! [ WHOOSH! CRASH! ] >> Blossom: SORRY, MAYOR, BUT WE WON'T BE ABLE TO GET YOUR PICKLE JAR DOWN FOR YOU.

>> Mayor: B-B-B-BUT IT'S RIGHT THERE NEXT TO YOU.

>> Blossom: I SAID, "SORRY." NOW DEAL WITH IT! >> Bubbles: [ MUTTERING ] WHAT?! NO. NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! >> Both: YOU! [ BOTH SHOUTING ] >> Blossom: HEY! LET'S HANDLE THIS RATIONALLY AND MATURELY! WE NEED TO STOP USING OUR FISTS AND START USING OUR WORDS.

THAT VIDEO GAME IS TEARING US APART.

>> Bubbles: SAY IT ISN'T SO.

>> Blossom: IT'S SO.

>> Buttercup: YEAH.

WE COULDN'T HELP THE MAYOR REACH HIS PICKLE JAR WITHOUT YOU.

>> Bubbles: SAY IT ISN'T SO.

>> Blossom: YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING "DANCE PANTS REVOLUTION" WAY TOO MUCH, AND IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO STOP.

>> Bubbles: SAY IT ISN'T -- PBBT! NO! >> Both: YES! >> Bubbles: NO! >> Both: YES! >> Bubbles: NO! >> Both: YES! >> Bubbles: NO! >> Both: YES! >> Bubbles: NO! >> Both: YES! >> Bubbles: NO! >> Both: YES! >> Bubbles: NO! >> Both: YES! >> Bubbles: NO! >> Both: YES! >> Bubbles: NO! >> Both: YES! >> Bubbles: OH! IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, OKAY! >> Together: YAY, TEAMWORK! [ PAPER RUSTLES ] HI, PROFESSOR! [ BLINK! BLINK! BLINK! ] >> Professor Utonium: WHAT'S UP, MY CUTE LITTLE BUGABOOS? >> Blossom: "DANCE PANTS REVOLUTION" ALMOST BROKE UP THE POWERPUFF GIRLS, SO WE'RE NEVER GONNA PLAY IT AGAIN.

BUT YOU CAN HAVE IT.

>> Professor Utonium: UH...

OHH! I-I-I-I-I-I CAN'T BECAUSE OF, UM, UM, UH, UH, SCIENCE! [ BEEPING ] LOTS OF SCIENCE! BYE.

[ BLAM! ] >> Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE, A LONG TIME AGO.

WHAT'S THIS? LOOKS LIKE TOWNSVILLE'S NEWEST CITIZEN IS JUST ARRIVING TO FULFILL A LIFELONG DREAM -- TO APPEAR ON...

>> "SO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-UL HAYRIDE" -- THE ONLY DANCE SHOW THAT CAN HOEDOWN ANY STREET ANYWHERE.

NOW LET'S RIDE! [ COUNTRY-DISCO FUSION PLAYS ] >> THAT'S WORSE THAN A PRAIRIE DOG STUCK ON A CACTUS IN MAY! [ LAUGHTER ] OOH-HA! >> Professor Utonium: UGH! WAIT! WHAT ABOUT MY...DREAM? >> "SOUL HAYRIDE" HAS DESTROYED OUR DREAMS OF DANCE, TOO.

>> Professor Utonium: GREGOR MENDEL, ISAAC NEWTON, SLIM JIM WELLBODY, AND STEPHEN HAWKING? YOU'RE THE WORLD'S GREATEST SCIENTISTS! >> FORGET ABOUT DANCE AND JOIN THE SCIENCE TEAM! >> Professor Utonium: SCIENCE, HUH? >> IT'S A NO-BRAINER, DUDE.

YOUR LAST NAME'S UTONIUM! >> [ Computerized voice ] BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO SHAVE THAT MULLET BECAUSE SCIENCE DON'T PLAY THAT.

>> Narrator: AND SO CLOSES THE BOOK OF PROFESSOR UTONIUM'S DREAM OF DANCE AND HOW THE NEVER-ENDING ENCYCLOPEDIA OF SCIENCE OPENED UP A NEW DREAM -- THE DREAM OF INVENTION AND UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

>> Bubbles: [ LAUGHING ] OKAY, OCTI! THIS TIME YOU BE THE MAGICAL RAINBOW POLAR BEAR AND I'LL BE WINSTON CHURCHILL.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ] HELLO? "TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

THE NEW 'DANCE PANTS R-EVIL-UTION 2.'" YAH-HA-HA! I MEAN...

[ LAUGHING QUIETLY ] [ POOF! POOF! ] >> Blossom: REMEMBER, YOUR PLAYING "DANCE PANTS REVOLUTION" TEAMS UP THE TEAM POWERPUFF.

>> Bubbles: OH, NO! MY SISTERS ARE TINY! AND DEAD! >> Buttercup: WE'RE NOT DEAD! WE'RE A MANIFESTATION OF YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS TRYING TO STOP YOU FROM DOING SOMETHING STUPID! >> Bubbles: OHHH! >> Blossom: SO, DON'T PLAY "DANCE PANTS REVOLUTION." >> Bubbles: OKAY! [ POOF! POOF! ] BUT I NEVER SAID I WOULDN'T PLAY "DANCE PANTS REVOLUTION 2"! >> Mojo Jojo: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] PHASE 1 OF MY MULTIPHASE PLAN TO BRING DOWN TOWNSVILLE AND THE POWERPUFF GIRLS HAS BEGUN.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> Bubbles: [ GASPS ] THANK YOU, THANK YOU, ANGEL THAT GAVE PANTS! [ WARBLING ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [ BEEPS ] >> Mojo Jojo: NOW LISTEN CLOSELY, MY CONTROLLED DANCING BUBBLES.

PREPARE YOURSELF TO DANCE YOURSELF INTO CRIME WITH YOUR FIRST DANCE MISSION! >> OKAY. BYE, NOW.

[ WHISTLING ] [ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ] >> [ CHATTERING ] [ POOF! ] [ WARBLING ] >> Bubbles: BUT -- BUT -- >> AAH! [ WARBLING CONTINUES ] >> PUT DOWN THE BADGER AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.

>> Bubbles: OHH! [ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ Computerized voice ] YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DANCE FOR HIM, SUCKA! >> OH, DANCE FIGHT, HUH? UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, SISTA, I'M SOUTH COMPTON CRUMP CHAMPION, 2002 TO 2007.

>> [ CHATTERS ] [ MID-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ] BEAT THAT, HONEY.

[ MUSIC STOPS ] [ MID-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ WARBLING CONTINUES ] [ HOT LINE BUZZES ] >> Blossom: HOT LINE! THE ZOOKEEPER?! HE GOT SERVED?! WE'RE ON IT, MAYOR! [ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ] HUH?! BUBBLES, I THOUGHT WE DISCUSSED THAT DANCE PANTS ARE...

SUPERCOOL-LOOKING! [ WARBLES ] AAAAAAH! >> Mojo Jojo: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] NOW PHASE 2 OF MY MULTIPHASE EVIL PLAN IS COMMENCING TO BEGIN THE BEGINNING OF ITS COMMENCEMENT! [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> [ SINGING OPERATICALLY ] >> [ BARKING ] >> [ SINGING CONTINUES ] [ COUGHS ] [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] [ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] >> Both: COME DANCE WITH US, WENDY.

>> [ SINGING OPERATICALLY ] [ HOT LINE BUZZING ] >> Buttercup: CAN'T A GIRL REBUILD AN ENGINE IN PEACE?! WHAT?! CORGIS ARE SO CUTE.

WE ARE TOTALLY ON IT, MAYOR.

BLOSSOM, BUBBLES -- WHAT THE -- YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

I THOUGHT WE -- OHH, YEAH! >> Mojo Jojo: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] PHASE 3 OF -- UGH! OHH! THIS IS A STINGING PAIN THAT HAS OCCURRED BY HANGING UPSIDE DOWN, WHICH I WILL RECTIFY BY HANGING DOWNSIDE UP THE NEXT TIME I WANT TO MANIACALLY CHUCKLE AT A SUCCESSFUL PHASE OF AN EVIL PLAN.

BUT NOW I MUST ACHIEVE POSSESSION OF ABANDONED, STEEL-PLATED, IRRITATED AREAS OF MY SKULL.

OW! AND THE FACE.

>> OKAY. WHO'S THIRSTY? DRINK UP, MY FANCY FRACTALS, AND, OH, HOW STRONG MY SQUARE ROOTS LOOK.

AND MY BEAUTIFUL OCTO-PIS GARDEN.

OH, I LOVE MATH! >> Blossom: [ Computerized voice ] YOUR NUMBER'S UP, FIBONACCI.

>> TOODLE PIP! [ ZIP! ] [ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SCREECH! ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 89! 55! 34! 21! 13! OHH! OHH! PAINFUL! AHH! HARRUMPH! OHHHH! [ SPLAT! SIZZLE! ] >> Professor Utonium: GIRLS, BREAKFAST! IT'S TIME FOR A NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST! GIRLS, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN! [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] AHH! OHH! NO! "DANCE PANTS R-EVIL-OLUTION 2'"? "THE GAME ONLY MOJO JOJO CAN ENJOY"? >> Narrator: AND THAT'S WHEN THE PROFESSOR PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER! MOJO JOJO HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THE POWERPUFF GIRLS AND FORCED THEM TO KIDNAP A BADGER WHO CAN DIG THROUGH THE PROFESSOR'S STEEL SECURITY DOORS, FIBONACCI SEQUINS, WHOSE REFLECTIVE JACKET CAN THWART THE SECURITY LASERS, AND AN OPERA SINGER, WHO CAN CRACK THE IMPENETRABLE GLASS PROTECTING CHEMICAL "X," WHEREBY MOJO JOJO CAN STEAL CHEMICAL "X," GAIN SUPEREVIL MONKEY POWERS, TAKE OVER TOWNSVILLE, AND DESTROY THE POWERPUFF GIRLS! >> Mojo Jojo: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ HOT LINE BUZZING ] >> Mayor: IT'S THE GIRLS! [ ENGINE REVVING, TIRES SCREECHING ] >> Mojo Jojo: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] YOU INSIGNIFICANT FOOLS! LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, FOR TODAY'S THE DAY MY PROMISE TO YOU BECOMES A REALITY! >> YOU'VE GIVEN FALSE PROMISES BEFORE.

>> WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE YOU THIS TIME? >> Mojo Jojo: BECAUSE DURING THE NIGHT BEFORE TODAY, IN THE HOUR BEFORE MY SLEEP, I CHOSE TO WISH UPON THE BRIGHTEST BALL OF EXPLOSIVE GAS THAT ALL MY DREAMIN' SCHEMIN' WOULD COME TRUE.

A FAIRY OF BLUE DESCENDED FROM THE HEAVENS AND SAID UNTO ME...

>> MM, MAYBE.

>> Mojo Jojo: THAT'S WHY! >> Professor Utonium: GIRLS! >> Mayor: OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE, PROFESSOR! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME, SO I'LL FILL YOU IN QUICKLY.

ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO, I WAS TRYING TO OPEN A PICKLE JAR.

>> Professor Utonium: I KNOW.

TONIGHT IN MY DAUGHTERS' ROOM I FOUND THE MISSING WENDY BAGS, FIBONACCI, AND BADGER, AND MOJO JOJO HAS PROGRAMMED A VIDEO GAME THAT GIVES HIM CONTROL OVER MY GIRLS, TURNING THEM INTO HIS DANCING ROBOTIC PUPPETS TO KIDNAP THESE PEOPLE AND BADGER IN AN EFFORT TO THWART MY SECURITY SYSTEM AND GET HIS PAWS ON CHEMICAL "X" TO GIVE HIM ULTIMATE POWER TO DESTROY ALL OF TOWNSVILLE! >> Mayor: HA! IF YOU SAY SO! >> Miss Bellum: AT LEAST YOU FREED THE KIDNAP VICTIMS.

>> [ CHOMPING ] >> MM! MM! MM! >> NO. LET IT BE.

[ BOTH LAUGH ] YEAH.

>> Professor Utonium: UM, OF COURSE.

>> Mojo Jojo: NOW TO IMPLEMENT THE FINAL PHASE OF MY MASTER PLAN.

YOU WILL ALL BE UNDER MY CONTROL! >> Together: WORD.

>> Professor Utonium: GIRLS, LISTEN! YOU FIGHT AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL! SNAP OUT OF IT! >> Blossom: HA HA.

>> Bubbles: I DON'T THINK SO.

>> Buttercup: [ Computerized voice ] WE ARE THE FORCE OF EVIL NOW.

>> Professor Utonium: NO.

I'VE LOST MY SUGAR, SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE FOREVER.

>> Mayor: OH, PICKLE PADS.

NO, YOU HAVEN'T.

YOU CAN TURN THE POWERPUFF GIRLS BACK TO NORMAL.

YOU JUST HAVE TO CHALLENGE THEM TO A DANCE-OFF AND DANCE THEM BACK TO NORMAL AND BACK INTO OUR HEARTS.

>> Professor Utonium: I MUST DANCE TO SAVE MY GIRLS AND TO SAVE TOWNSVILLE, BUT THERE'S NO WAY I CAN BEAT THREE SUPERPOWERED DANCE FREAKS BY MYSELF.

I NEED TWO MORE PEOPLE TO FORM THE PERFECT TAM? WHO WANTS TO BOOGIE? [ ALL GRUMBLING ] EXCELLENT! >> Mayor: OH, BUT WE CAN'T! WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS.

>> Professor Utonium: OH, COME ON! WHY?! >> Mayor: I SAID SOMETHING I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID, AND NOW SHE HATES ME, AND I'VE NEVER FELT THIS SAD IN MY LIFE.

WAH! >> Professor Utonium: HAVE YOU TRIED APOLOGIZING? >> Mayor: AH, UH...OH.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] WHAT I SAID I SAID OUT OF ANGER.

I APOLOGIZE.

[ CREEEAK! ] [ GRUNTING ] >> Professor Utonium: GIRLS, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE-OFF! >> Blossom: YOUR OUTFITS ARE LAME AND WEAK.

[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ] >> Mojo Jojo: HERE ARE THE FAT BEATS TO BEAT YOUR FAT HEADS! [ MID-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] BURN! >> Professor Utonium: [ SIGHS ] [ MID-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SNAP! ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] >> Mayor: YAH! [ GRUNTING ] YEAH! AH! OOH! AHH! UH-HUH! BL-BL-BL-BL-BL-BL! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Mojo Jojo: YI-YI-YI! [ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ] >> Professor Utonium: UGH! WE WERE SO GOOD, BUT THEY'RE EVEN BETTER.

>> Mayor: WE'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT.

THEY'RE THE BEST.

>> Professor Utonium: OH, NO, THEY'RE NOT.

IT'S TIME TO BUST OUT THE OLD MOVES.

THERE'S NO WAY I'M LOSING MY GIRLS NOW.

[ COUNTRY-DISCO FUSION PLAYS ] >> OOH, THAT'S WORSE THAN A PRAIRIE DOG STUCK ON A CACTUS IN MAY! [ LAUGHTER ] >> Professor Utonium: NO! NO, NOT AGAIN! I FAILED.

I'VE LOST MY GIRLS -- FOREVER.

>> Mojo Jojo: DESTROY HIM, GIRLS! >> Professor Utonium: [ CRYING ] >> Both: YAY! >> Professor Utonium: [ CRYING ] [ BOTH LAUGH ] [ CRYING ] >> Both: PROTECTION! >> Professor Utonium: [ CRYING ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Together: PROFESSOR! >> Professor Utonium: [ CRYING CONTINUES ] >> Bubbles: HEY! YOU HURT THE PROFESSOR! >> Buttercup: NOW WE'RE GONNA HURT YOU! >> Mojo Jojo: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

[ BEEPS ] [ PITTER! PITTER! PITTER! ] SO, YOU HAVE TO RUN? [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] I WIN! >> Blossom: OH, NO! WE CAN'T STOP DOING THE RUNNING MAN! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, BUBBLES@! >> Buttercup: YOU'RE THE REASON FOR ALL OUR TROUBLES! THE PROFESSOR'S A BOWL OF JELLY, MOJO JOJO'S IN CONTROL OF TOWNSVILLE, AND THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP HIM! >> Bubbles: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO BREAK UP THE TEAM WITH MY DANCING AND TURN THE PROFESSOR TO JELLY, EVEN THOUGH I REALLY LIKE JELLY! [ SOBBING ] BUT WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS! >> Blossom: NO, WE CAN'T, 'CAUSE WE'RE STUCK RUNNING FOREVER! >> Bubbles: BUT WE'RE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS, THE BEST TEAM IN HISTORY! REMEMBER? TEAM BROCCOLINI! >> Both: YEAH! [ WHOOSH! ] [ BEEPING ] [ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! TING! ] >> Mojo Jojo: YOU'LL NEVER STOP MY MASTER PLAN! YOU WILL ALL BE IN MY -- >> Together: NOT SO FAST! >> Blossom: [ BLOWS ] >> Bubbles: AAAAH! >> Buttercup: AAAAAAAAH! >> Mojo Jojo: OH, BANANAS.

>> Mayor: PRETTY! [ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CANCAN MUSIC PLAYS ] >> Mojo Jojo: OOH! OOH! AHH! [ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] AAH! >> Blossom: NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET CHEMICAL "X"! >> Mojo Jojo: UGH. CHEMICAL "X"? I'M NOT AFTER THAT.

I'M TRYING TO FORM A SOFTBALL TEAM.

>> Mayor: AY-YI-YI-YI.

SOFTBALL TEAM?! >> Mojo Jojo: HOW ELSE WOULD I TAKE OVER TOWNSVILLE? >> Blossom: WELL, YOU COULD USE CHEMICAL "X" TO GROW SUPERSTRONG AND THEN DESTROY THE CITY.

>> Mojo Jojo: OH. YEAH.

THAT'S ONE WAY, I GUESS.

OR YOU COULD...

BE AMAZED BY MOJO JOJO'S SUPEREVIL TAKE-OVER-TOWNSVILLE SOFTBALL PLAN! >> Professor Utonium: OKAY.

AMAZE US.

>> Mojo Jojo: OKAY. LISTEN UP.

MOJO CREATES SOFTBALL TEAM PLUS CHAMPIONSHIP WIN EQUALS RULING OF TOWNSVILLE WITH SOFTBALL CELEBRITYNESS! >> THAT MATH DON'T ADD UP.

>> Buttercup: YEAH, 'CAUSE INCLUDING YOU, THAT'S ONLY FIVE PEOPLE, AND YOU NEED AT LEAST NINE.

>> Professor Utonium: AND JUST WHERE WERE YOU GOING TO GET THE OTHER FOUR? >> Mojo Jojo: WOULD YOU FOUR LIKE TO JOIN MY TEAM? >> Together: WE WOULD NEVER PLAY SOFTBALL FOR EVIL! >> Mojo Jojo: EVERYONE GETS TROPHIES.

>> Professor Utonium: TROPHIES?! [ ORGAN PLAYS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ SPLASH! ] [ CLICK! ] >> Mojo Jojo: I'LL BE BACK! [ SIREN WAILING ] WE'VE GOT A GAME NEXT TUESDAY! >> Narrator: AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS! [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]