Vanoss Gaming: The Magic Tomato Episode 2

[Another Vanoss announcement]

(Scene opens up to the Cave of the Magic Tomato through a telescope)

Vanoss: There it is, the Cave of the Magic Tomato. We're so close!

(cuts to the gang)

Wildcat: No, we're not. Dude, it's hundreds of miles away.

(cuts back to the cave, only to have it be a long distance away from them, then cuts to the top of the rock formation with only their silhouettes)

Vanoss: So, first things first. From this banana-rock that we're standing on right here, we're gonna have to...

(WIldcat interrupts him)

Wildcat: Dude, I keep telling you it's a dick.

(Delirious looks into the telescope at the lens instead of the eyepiece, only to have the location much farther away than it already is)

Delirious: Oh my God, the cave is so far away. I don't wanna walk that far.

Terroriser(calculating): The cave is exactly 241.4016 kilometers away.