How Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Should Have Ended


 * Guy: Marine One, I gotta close the gates! Get out of there!
 * Guy 2: Understood. We're heading out.
 * Guy: Holy Crap! We've been eaten alive!
 * Guy 2: Don't worry, we've got this giant buzz saw on our submarine.
 * Guy: Whew! That was a close one.


 * Owen: Blue? Blue? Where are you? Come on out!


 * Owen: Oh, come on, Blue! You know me!
 * Blue: Yeah I know YOU! But I don't know those people sneaking up with you!
 * Owen: We're here to help you! It's not safe here! This volcano is about to blow!
 * Blue: I know that! Why do you think I led you so far away from your boats?
 * Owen: What? Ugh...She's running back to the boats!
 * Blue: Woo hoo! So long Suckaz! Let's bounce, Brachiosaurus!
 * Brachiosaurus: Moooooooooo!
 * Owen: Hurry! Get out of here! It's a giant smokey th...
 * Girl: Don't worry! Owen will save us!
 * Guy: But lava ash is like a thousand degrees!
 * Girl: Okay... but he's Owen! So I'm sure he'll find a way to...
 * Guy: Nope. He dead.
 * Both: (Screams)
 * Girl: You'll never get away with this.
 * Guy: Oh I think I will.
 * Owen: As soon as you leave... We're gonna figure out a way to bust out of here.
 * Guy 2: What should we do with them?
 * Guy: As far as everyone knows they died on the island. So take them out.
 * Guy 2: Like to dinner? Oh. Heheh. I get it. Okay, yeah. I'll do that.
 * Dinosaur: Well, hello! Welcome to my mouth!
 * Owen: Aagggh! Eat her!
 * Girl: (Screams)


 * Guy: Sorry, you have an expensive dinosaur! I'm just... I'm just not interested.
 * Guy 2: We'd make more money just leaving it in a cage. Like at a theme park!
 * Guy 3: Yeah, we could build a theme park!
 * Guy 4: That sounds like a good idea!
 * Guy: I bet never goes wrong with that!
 * Owen: (Quietly) At my signal... Run for the stairs.
 * Dinosaur: Beg your pardon, but you know if raptors can smell you from up to a mile way. So how many do you think I have to be know exactly where you are right now? Hmm? Mmokay. I'm gonna eat you now.
 * Girl: (Screams)
 * (Owen arrives)
 * Owen: Hey! If you were an Indoraptor... And you had a laser pointed at your chest... Would you eatyourself?!
 * Indoraptor: Hmm. That's an interesting question... I guess I've never really thought about it. I suppose... You know I don't know how to answer...