Kong for a Day


 * "Kong for a Day"


 * Written by Nadine van der Velde


 * (Background in the title card shows Diddy in the tree singing. The screen fades.)


 * (Fades to the view of the beach where inside Funky's Flights, Diddy, Bluster, Funky and Cranky are celebrating while the instrumental version of "I'm the Kong Fu Master" plays.)
 * Diddy (in background): Banana slamma!
 * (Cuts to Funky dancing)
 * Funky: I'm one smooth simian! Check me out!
 * (Cuts to Bluster and Diddy dancing and DK eating bananas in the background)
 * Diddy: We're two... uh... two...? (Scrolls to K. Rool and Klump sitting)
 * K. Rool: Two idiots.
 * Cranky: Hey, everybody!
 * Funky: Now for a barrel roll! Ha-ha!
 * Cranky: Hey! I'm talking here! Hmph!
 * K. Rool: Windbag.
 * Klump: (Laughs)
 * Cranky: (Growling) KNOCK IT OFF! (Everyone stops dancing)
 * Bluster: Huh?
 * Diddy: What?
 * Cranky: That's better. Now, this being Kongo Bongo's annual ceasefire, our annual love fest, let's have a few words from the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong! (Zooms to DK eating all bananas and leaving peels on the ground)
 * K. Rool: Ruler-shmuler. Not for long!
 * Cranky: Come on! Say something, DK!
 * (DK comes out from the pile of bananas and talks with his mouth full)
 * Funky: Right on, dude! What did he say?
 * Diddy: "Peace on earth and be nice to the newts!" Ha ha ha!
 * Bluster: What a farce! What a sorry excuse for a ruler!
 * Diddy (Bragging): Ha, ha! You're jealous! Green! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 'Cause you don't have a chance at being a future ruler!
 * Bluster: Maybe not. However, I am the future owner of Bluster Barrelworks. It seems to me, you're the only baboon without a future in front of your name.
 * Diddy: ARGH! (Throws his hat to the ground and stomps on it repeatedly ala Donkey Kong Country SNES Bonus fail) I DO HAVE A FUTURE! I DO, I DO!
 * Funky: Take a chill pill, Diddy. I got no future either. Do I look bummed? Not!
 * DK: Besides, you got a future! Future sidekick and best little buddy!
 * Diddy: Thanks, DK. But that's all I'll ever be. Sidekick, second banana.
 * Cranky: (Walks up to K. Rool and Klump) The best part about this day of peace is knowing how hard it is for you to scrouch yourself, K. Rool.
 * K. Rool: Not for long, you decrepit simian!
 * Cranky: Ah, give it up, K. Rool! You'll never win! Not with Donkey Kong, the biggest, strongest ape in all of Kongo Bongo as a future ruler!
 * K. Rool: It isn't over until it's over!
 * Cranky: At least this conversation's over.
 * Klump: Why are you consorting with the enemy?
 * K. Rool: So I can launch a surprise attack!
 * Klump: Surprise attack? Why didn't I know about this?!
 * K. Rool: Because it wouldn't be a surprise, you numskull! Now... We'll make them think we are participating in the ceasefire, but instead, we are going to be sneaky, clever.
 * Klump:
 * K. Rool: Yes, YOU NINNY! I'm going to make sure Donkey Kong NEVER RULES!
 * Candy (Offscreen): Hey, DK! (Walks to DK)
 * DK: Candy!
 * K. Rool: Oh, goody! Time to break out my super secret (Points to a banana peel) weapon of destruction!
 * Klump: A banana peel?
 * K. Rool: Just watch. (Flings the banana to the ground making Candy to slip and land on DK's head)
 * Candy (Mad): Ooh, Donkey Kong!
 * DK: What? What did I do?
 * Candy: Whose banana peel is that?
 * DK: (Looking left and right) What banana peel?
 * Candy: The one that was left on the ground, the one that I slipped on, THE ONE ON YOUR HEAD, YOU BABOON! Our date's off. Don't call me, don't drop by! EVER!
 * DK: "Ever?" That's a long time! Yeesh...