Teen Titans "Trouble in Tokyo"


 * Beast Boy: Ugh! How am I supposed to pick up hot Japanese girls with a big green stain on my shirt?
 * Raven: Your skin is green, you have fangs, and your ears are pointed. You're really worried about the shirt?
 * Beast Boy: Hey! Chicks dig the ears! Wait, Gah! (Runs into alley with Raven and throws off shirt)

[Sushi Robot bites off Cyborg's arm]
 * Cyborg: Think you can make a meal out of me? You don't have the guts!
 * Cyborg: Or maybe you do have the guts.

[Chef breathes fire on him]
 * Sushi Chef: Raw egg? Devilfish? Pickled sea cucumber? Cow eyes? Old shoe full of wasabi?!
 * Cyborg: [after devouring everything thrown at him] What's for dessert?

Cyborg Ahhhhhhh! runs out of shop)


 * Nya-Nya: [giggles] Otaku (Means 'Nerd')
 * Beast Boy: Otaku? I think that means I'm cute.

[Cyborg and Raven glaring at him]
 * Robin: This doesn't make sense. People don't just disappear.
 * Cyborg: I don't know what to tell you, man. The crime scanner's one of the only things we got working in this place, and it can't find him anywhere.
 * Raven: I can't make psychic contact, either.
 * Starfire: Perhaps this Saico-Tek possesses the power of teleportation?
 * Robin: If he could teleport, he would have done it the moment he was caught.
 * Beast Boy: Oh! Oh! Maybe he just wasn't waterproof.
 * Beast Boy: I know. Not helping.


 * Robin: [to monster] Hey! Over here! Your mother was a salamander!


 * Beast Boy: Wooh Yeah, HELLO JAPAN!......So ........When do we get to go see the Great Wall?
 * Raven: Never, It's in China.
 * Beast Boy: But do you know what is in Tokyo.... The world famous ultra awesome comic book company Walkomono Shupan!

[Robin & Starfire finally kiss]
 * Robin: I think I was wrong before.
 * Starfire: You do?
 * Robin: Maybe... a hero isn't all that I really am. Maybe I could be... maybe we could be...
 * Starfire: Robin?
 * Robin: Starfire?
 * Starfire: [smiles] Stop talking.


 * Cyborg: Well it's about time!


 * Starfire: Did you also make the new friends while exploring Tokyo?
 * Raven: No, but I somehow wound up as a mascot for gum. [chews gum and blows bubble]