Sex Ed


 * Holly: Michael, I have been dating A.J. for a year and a half now. You do this, you know.
 * Michael: Do what?
 * Holly: You romanticize things.
 * Michael: I don't romanticize th...No...
 * Holly: Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.
 * Michael: "He had no arms or legs. He couldn't hear, see, or speak. This is how he led a nation."


 * Andy: Okay, in that case, I will now show you how to put this condom on...using this pencil. What?
 * Oscar: Why would you choose a pencil, Andy?
 * Andy: Well, I'm not gonna use my penis, Oscar! It's not exactly hard right now anyway.
 * Meredith: Come on, give it a rest, pencil dick.