Spooky


 * [Lilo arrives at the Halloween party dressed up as a dead hula girl with scary makeup and a fake ax on her head, frightening all the other guests]
 * Moses: Lilo, your costume...
 * Lilo: Isn't it cool? Watch this! [twangs her ax handle]
 * Moses: Yes, but... Well, maybe you should change it to something more like... like what your friends are wearing. [gestures to Mertle and the girls; who are all dressed up like princesses]
 * Lilo: Princess, princess, princess, or princess?
 * Mertle: At least we're not a weirdo, weirdo, weirdo, or weirdo!
 * Yuki, Teresa and Elena: YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!
 * Lilo: Okay. I'll be a princess, too.
 * Moses: Good idea. [as Lilo leaves] You go home, change, and then come back.
 * Mertle: Or go home, change, and don't come back!
 * [Moses sighs]


 * [Jumba is dressed up as Julius Caesar]
 * Jumba: I am absolutely refusing to be wearing this! It's too itchy! [he scratches so rigorously that his belly soon comes through] And that is least of problems!
 * Pleakley: [Dressed as Cleopatra] But you have to wear it! The Queen of the Nile demands it! Besides, I am not missing out on trick-or-treating on my first night of Heelowatty!
 * Lilo: It's pronounced "Halloween". I need a new costume: a princess. Can you make it quick?
 * Pleakley: Can I? Well, let me tell you I have the fastest fingers in my primitive Earth custom: fleeced and pinking shears class.


 * [Stitch has been scared stiff after Experiment 300 turned into his worst fear: water; Lilo appears and the water drains into the ventilation shaft]
 * Lilo: Stitch, what happened?
 * Stitch: Hissing green eyes! Hissing green eyes! Hissing green eyes!
 * Lilo: You're not scared, are you?
 * Stitch: [pause] Naga!
 * Lilo: Elena said something about hissing green eyes, too.
 * [Stitch shudders in fright]


 * [Jumba and Pleakley are dressed as the main characters of Gone with the Wind]
 * Pleakley: I do declare, we look simply marvelous! Don't we look marvelous? I think we do!
 * Jumba: Frankly, my dear, I am not giving darn. I hate this costume!
 * Pleakley: Fine, I'll just start over then! A whole new concept! I'm thinking... sequins, satin, Spain! I got it! Matador! Ole!


 * [Spooky turns into Jumba's worst fear: his ex-wife]
 * Jumba: Ahhh! Is my worst fear: ex-wife!
 * Jumba's Ex-Wife: When are you getting a real job?! Is like you never help around house!


 * [Lilo, Stitch and Spooky are giving treats to trick-or-treaters]
 * Nani: Lilo, what's going on here?
 * Lilo: Halloween. Watch.
 * [one kid gets ready for candy, Spooky turns into a giant python]
 * Kid: Ah-ha-ha! I hate snakes!
 * Stitch: Taka! [gives the kid a handful of candy]
 * Kid: Man, this is the coolest house in the whole neighborhood!
 * Lilo: [to Spooky] Yeah, I'll know you around Haunted House, where you will fit in just fine.