The Recipe


 * Okay. So, Anton has had a heavy meal. But oh no, he decided to go for a swim. Fortunately, his friend Gumball respects the water. He learned how to rescue his friend.
 * Hah! [jumps in the pool]
 * Okay, on my mark.
 * Oh! [Inhales]
 * Ugh! [Jumps in pool]
 * [Underwater] Oh man! [Goes up]
 * What am I supposed to do?!
 * First, you call out for help.
 * (Holding a Net) Okay. Well, can I get some help here?!
 * No.
 * Okay, gently tilt his head using your fingertips.
 * [Gathers up Anton's remains]
 * What are you doing?! That’s his butt!
 * Well, where’s his face?!
 * Now breathe five times in his mouth, letting his chest fall between breaths.
 * Finally, lock your fingers. Keep your arms straight, and do thirty compressions on his chest.
 * It’s not working! What shall I do?!
 * First, you call out for help.
 * Aah!
 * Finally, lock your fingers. Keep your arms straight, and do thirty compressions on his chest.
 * It’s not working! What shall I do?!
 * First, you call out for help.
 * Aah!
 * First, you call out for help.
 * Aah!

Still Alive

 * How is this possible? Am I the only one around here amazed that he’s still alive?!
 * He must have a very good immune system.
 * Dude, he was gone!
 * [Shrugs]
 * You know when you’re born, right? Well, he did that, but in reverse.
 * Ew! Who would want to go back to the cabbage patch with all that dirt and slugs and stuff?
 * No dude. He came back to life, and I’m gonna find out how!
 * Maybe we should just ask him.
 * Uh, maybe you should’ve said that before we iced him fifty times in a row. Let’s go to his house. I need to find out how this works.
 * Maybe we should just ask him.
 * Uh, maybe you should’ve said that before we iced him fifty times in a row. Let’s go to his house. I need to find out how this works.

Making Anton

 * [Quietly] Okay, let’s see what’s going on in there. [Gumball elongates his eyes, and adjusts them like binoculars] Dude, something’s happening! He’s there! He’s fine again! He’s wearing a mustache! No, wait, he’s wearing lisptick! Oh my gosh. There’s two of him, and they’re kissing! Oh, it’s his parents.
 * Let me see.
 * Hi, mom! Hi, dad!
 * That completely blew my mind! I mean, how does that even work?!
 * There has to be some kind of trick.
 * We have to do exactly what they did!
 * Does that mean I have to wear a mustache and we should, you know...kiss?
 * No. And for the record, I would be the one wearing the mustache.
 * They did something with the dial before Anton came out. [Gumball twists dial as he speaks] I think it was one left, one right, and then four and a half.
 * I think this one is a bit burnt.
 * He deserves a righteous farewell.
 * and : Bye! [Throws burnt Anton in trash can]
 * I think we should try three, and a half.
 * and : Yay!
 * [Moves deliriously]
 * Maybe he’s still a bit underdone.
 * and : Yay! We made Anton!
 * What shall we call him?
 * Hmm. Ant II?
 * Ant II!
 * [Laughs] Amazing! We made a living, breathing clone of our friend!
 * Yeah!
 * After spying on him!
 * Spying on him!
 * And now there are two of him! It throws out all sorts of moral issues way beyond our comprehension!
 * Moral issues!
 * and : [Laugh]
 * [Scared] Then why do I feel so bad about it?
 * Oh. It’s because we violated the laws of nature, as well as the laws of mankind, without any regard for our friend’s feelings!
 * Huh [Cheerily] Oh yeah. That’s why.
 * and : What have we done?!
 * We’ve sunk pretty low before, but this has got to be the first time we’ve violated the laws of nature!
 * What do we do with him?!
 * You keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn’t go anywhere! We’ve got to keep him out of the kitchen! I’ll think of a clever distraction. [Moves to run off]
 * Clever distraction!
 * [Stops] He’s still half-baked, isn’t he? [Runs off]
 * Okay, buddy, let’s get-uh-
 * Mom, dad, wait!
 * What’s wrong?!
 * Uh, y-y-you left the oven on!
 * What?!
 * Wait!
 * What are you talking about? The oven isn’t on.
 * There was food here! [He starts sniffing the air] I see the sun shining on wheat swaying gently in the breeze. [He starts moving around the kitchen] I see fresh spring water babbling in a brook. The yeast raises the bread, lifts it high! A slice white and fresh as milk. But wait, what are you doing? It’s too hot! It’s burning! No, it burns! Agh! You’ve ruined the toast! [He sniffs a scent from the trash can, and follows it. Beads of sweat form on Gumball's head] It’s here! I can still eat it! [He opens the trash can, only to find it empty] Eh, never mind.
 * Okay, buddy, let’s get-uh-
 * Mom, dad, wait!
 * What’s wrong?!
 * Uh, y-y-you left the oven on!
 * What?!
 * Wait!
 * What are you talking about? The oven isn’t on.
 * There was food here! [He starts sniffing the air] I see the sun shining on wheat swaying gently in the breeze. [He starts moving around the kitchen] I see fresh spring water babbling in a brook. The yeast raises the bread, lifts it high! A slice white and fresh as milk. But wait, what are you doing? It’s too hot! It’s burning! No, it burns! Agh! You’ve ruined the toast! [He sniffs a scent from the trash can, and follows it. Beads of sweat form on Gumball's head] It’s here! I can still eat it! [He opens the trash can, only to find it empty] Eh, never mind.
 * What are you talking about? The oven isn’t on.
 * There was food here! [He starts sniffing the air] I see the sun shining on wheat swaying gently in the breeze. [He starts moving around the kitchen] I see fresh spring water babbling in a brook. The yeast raises the bread, lifts it high! A slice white and fresh as milk. But wait, what are you doing? It’s too hot! It’s burning! No, it burns! Agh! You’ve ruined the toast! [He sniffs a scent from the trash can, and follows it. Beads of sweat form on Gumball's head] It’s here! I can still eat it! [He opens the trash can, only to find it empty] Eh, never mind.

Gumball and Darwin's Room

 * That was close. [Looks at what he thinks is Ant II] Why isn’t he repeating anymore? What is wrong with you?
 * [Scoffs] What’s wrong with you?
 * Hmm. I can’t tell if he’s repeating, or being sarcastic… [Suspiciously] What are you hiding?!
 * [With arms behind back] Uh, nothing.
 * Show me your hands.
 * [Shows left fin]
 * The other one.
 * [Shows right fin while withdrawing his left]
 * Come on, show me both hands!
 * [Shows both fins while contorting his head/body, until a toaster falls out from behind him. He whimpers]
 * You made an Ant III?!
 * I had to! I turned around, and Ant II was gone! [Cries] And I knew you would be angry at me and you would do the angry mouth, and I would cry!
 * Okay, this is bad, but it could get way worse. I mean, what if he bumps into the real Anton?
 * Do you think we’re gonna get towed (told) off?
 * No, dude. We could get hunted down by the FBI, or tried for crimes against humanity. Or even worse!
 * Even worse?!
 * Yeah. Actually, I started a little too high.
 * Being tried for crimes against humanity is about as bad as it gets.
 * Ah. Good!
 * Dude, that’s still the worst it can get.
 * Aw. [Whimpers]
 * Okay, we need to cover as much of the neighbor as we can.
 * But we can’t ask for help.
 * And we obviously can’t be everywhere at the same time.
 * And we obviously can’t be everywhere at the same time.

Clone Army

 * All right, dudes! This is our target! [Holds up a picture of Anton] If you see him, just pin him down! Okay, ready, steady, go!
 * What have you done with your Antons? Did you lose them all again?
 * No. Well, there was a bit of an accident. I told them to split up to cover more ground.
 * So?
 * I think they might’ve taken it too literally.
 * It was pastrycide!
 * Don’t beat yourself up. There guys are so sweet and obedient that if I told them, “go jump in a lake”, [The clones start jumping into the lake] they wouldn’t even think twice before they- oh, stop! The mission is aborted! We’re going back home!
 * [Walk off] Aw!
 * We’re gonna need a place to hide them when we go to school tomorrow.
 * [Behind bush] School tomorrow!
 * [Walk off] Aw!
 * We’re gonna need a place to hide them when we go to school tomorrow.
 * [Behind bush] School tomorrow!

School Tomorrow

 * Hello!
 * Hello!
 * Oh, hi!
 * Oh, hi!
 * Hey!
 * Hey!
 * [Tackles Anton] Gotcha! You’re coming with me, Ant II!
 * Ant who?
 * Aha! I told you he was the clone!
 * What clone?
 * and : Uhhhh…
 * They’re trapped! They’re being held captive! [Sniffs] They’re close!
 * Don’t worry. You’re safe now…until it’s time to make a sandwich. [Gets hit by shovel]
 * My name is Ant I! I was the first! Kneel before me!
 * and : Uhhhhhhhhhh…
 * Uh, actually. You know what? I don’t think I care anymore. [Walks off] See you later, guys!
 * Anton!
 * What?
 * Uh, uh...you’re late for class!
 * Oh, no! [Runs off in same direction] Thanks, guys!
 * Huh?! Since when do we have a mirror here?
 * A mirror here!
 * Oh my gosh. This mirror has an echo!
 * Echo!
 * Ha ha. I’ll see you guys later. [Walks offscreen]
 * Thank goodness he’s as dumb as the other ones. I thought we were busted and he’d find out about the cloning.
 * What cloning?
 * What the- how did you hear me?!
 * Dude, just because I’m out of sight doesn’t mean I’m out of earshot. You made a clone of me? How many did you make?!
 * Pshhhh...Not that many.
 * How many?!
 * How many?!
 * Uh…
 * How many?!
 * How many?!
 * Enough to have my revenge! There can only be one original, and it’s me!
 * Pshhhh...Not that many.
 * How many?!
 * How many?!
 * Uh…
 * How many?!
 * How many?!
 * Enough to have my revenge! There can only be one original, and it’s me!
 * Enough to have my revenge! There can only be one original, and it’s me!

Bread Battle

 * Quick, come with us, Anton! We’ll protect you! [Picks up the other Anton, and runs off with Darwin]
 * What do we do?!
 * There’s only one way to fight an army of Antons! We need a bigger army of Antons!
 * That’s a great idea! [Gumball hits him on the head with "Anton"]
 * Haven’t you learned anything today?!
 * That you mostly have bad ideas?
 * Uh, yes. But more importantly, it’s bad to play with life this way. Unless we get awesome scientific progress from it, I guess. And because of us, our friend is in danger!
 * Hmm! [He stops dead in his tracks]
 * Dude, what are you doing?!
 * Go and protect him! I’ll buy you some time! But tell Anton I’m sorry. I’m sorry for betraying his friendship, and I’m- hey!
 * Sorry, dude, you were speaking for too long! [Runs off into the hallway]
 * Well, I might go down, but I won’t go down alone!
 * Dude, you guys are totally useless in a fight. This doesn’t feel fair at all. I’m gonna have to stop.
 * No! You failed me!
 * I’m melting!
 * No! I feel a great disturbance in the food chain as if a thousand sandwiches cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
 * Dude, you guys are totally useless in a fight. This doesn’t feel fair at all. I’m gonna have to stop.
 * No! You failed me!
 * I’m melting!
 * No! I feel a great disturbance in the food chain as if a thousand sandwiches cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
 * No! I feel a great disturbance in the food chain as if a thousand sandwiches cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
 * No! I feel a great disturbance in the food chain as if a thousand sandwiches cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Ant-One gets Defeated

 * Aah! [Shuts the door] Okay, I think we’ll be safe here.
 * What’s your problem, man?! Why are you so mean?!
 * Because once I get rid of him, I’ll become the only Anton! Maybe then you’ll be my friend, father!
 * Messed up! [He climbs the high dive with "Anton" in tow. Ant I gives chase]
 * Come back, father! Everything will be perfect when it’s just you, me, and mother!
 * Dude, I’m not your dad! I’m just a dude, and Darwin would make a terrible mother ‘cause he’s just a dude. And you’re not the one! This dude is. [Ant I claws him] Agh!
 * Then if I can’t be the one, nobody can! [Lunges at "Anton," but misses and clings to Gumball's hand]
 * Agh!
 * [Despairing] This is the end! We’re too heavy! You’ll have to let us go!
 * Dude, you’re two pieces of toast. I’ve lifted a sandwich before. [Ant I scratches at his face to get to "Anton," forcing Gumball to let go of him]
 * You think you got rid of me?! Well, I’ll be back, and you’ll forever fear my return! I’ll be your every waking thought, your every restless night! I am your worst nightmare!
 * What’d he say?
 * I don’t know, something like- [Gurgling] [Turns to "Anton] Look man, I’m so sorry for what we’ve done. We played with life and didn’t think of the consequences. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive us and we can still be friends.
 * [Revealing himself] Still be friends!
 * What’d he say?
 * I don’t know, something like- [Gurgling] [Turns to "Anton] Look man, I’m so sorry for what we’ve done. We played with life and didn’t think of the consequences. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive us and we can still be friends.
 * [Revealing himself] Still be friends!
 * [Revealing himself] Still be friends!