The Werewolf Transformation


 * Sheldon: To paraphrase, this is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a nephew.


 * Sheldon: Get well beary soon!


 * Penny: If I were you, I'd be worried that a girl who never played chess in her life just kicked your ass.


 * Sheldon: Hello!


 * Penny: (sitting on Sheldon's spot, starts to move when she sees him) Hey, sorry Sheldon, I'll move.
 * Sheldon: (does not seem bothered by Penny) Why? My spot, your spot, what difference does it make?
 * (Penny and Leonard frown at him)
 * Penny: Okay, what just happened?
 * Leonard: I don't know... Between you playing chess like, and Sheldon being okay with you sitting in his spot, I'm guessing.


 * Sheldon: It's been six days since I was supposed to get a haircut.


 * Leonard: Would you stop that!
 * Sheldon: (flips his hair) I can't help it, I feel like a teen-heartthrob.


 * Sheldon: I have spent my entire life, trying to bring order into the universe.


 * Sheldon: Let's embrace the chaos!
 * Leonard: What are you gonna do first?


 * Leonard: Don't be Sheldon with bongos!


 * Sheldon: (Playing his bongo and in a voice) Hel-lo Leonard, do you like, my bong-os? Bet you di-dn't know, that I had, bong-os!
 * Leonard: Sheldon, its three o'clock in the morning.
 * Sheldon: (continuing to drum and sing) Three, in-the-morning, is a good time, for bong-os!
 * Leonard: I was sleeping!
 * Sheldon: Leo-nard sleeps, while, I play, bong-os!
 * Leonard: No, he doesn't!
 * Sheldon: Leo-nard NO sleep, while, I play, bong-os! Bongo solo! (Hits on his bongos wildly)
 * Leonard: Stop it!


 * Penny: Where are you going?
 * Sheldon: Wherever the music takes me, kitten.


 * Sheldon: Never play the bongos walking down the stairs.


 * Howard: Tonight, when she's asleep, I'll spoon you like an armadillo.


 * Raj: (Reading Howard's travel orders out loud) Payload specialist Howard Wolowitz is requested to report to the NASA Johnson Space Center, Houston, Texas for astronaut training, Monday 8:00 am.
 * Howard: Yeah, but it's from NASA so it's 0800.
 * Raj: But it says 8 am.
 * Howard: Y'know, it does have an 'o' in front of it... Oh my god, I'm an astronaut and you're dying of jealousy!


 * Leonard: Sheldon, be nice!
 * Sheldon: I'm sorry. It's the bad boy attitude that comes with this hair.


 * Amy: Well, this isn't a crisis, why don't you just let your hair grow out a li'l.
 * Sheldon: Why don't I let my hair grow out?! Um, why don't a start wearing, and seeking validation of my opinions by asking "Can you dig it?"
 * Amy: I don't know. I think you might look sexy with long hair. With the kind that...flows down to your shoulders, and blows back while riding on a horse. Bare back and bare-chested... I'm gonna go brush my teeth, it might take a while.


 * Penny: All right, Sheldon, this craziness has gone on long enough. Please come home so I can cut your hair.
 * Sheldon Cooper: Penny, you're not trained, you're not licensed, and most importantly, you don't have access to my haircut records.
 * Penny: All right, honey, look. We've known each other for a long time now, right? I've taken you to, I kicked a in the  for you, I sing you Soft Kitty when you're sick. You've even seen me naked once.
 * Leonard: I'm sorry, what?
 * Penny: It's a long story. Anyway, Sheldon, I promise I know what I'm doing. Please let me cut your hair.
 * Sheldon Cooper: Amy, what do you think?
 * Amy: There's not a hair on my body I wouldn't let this woman trim. (Penny smiles and then looks at Amy shocked.)


 * Amy: I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride. I’m wanted… I’m wanted... wanted, dead or alive. Sheldon, you’re ruining girlfriend-boyfriend sing-along night.


 * Leonard:  (Playing bongos to wake Sheldon up) Sheldon like to sleep, while Leonard play the bongo!