The Mothers

The Superest Mom

 * To the superest mom in the world.
 * I think we need more glitter?
 * Dude, this is already so shiny, she'll need sunglasses to read it.
 * I don't want her to be disappointed like last year.
 * What are you talking about? She loved her Mother's Day present!
 * You can open your eyes now.
 * [Opens eyes] Oh. Wow. An air freshener.
 * [scoffs] No silly! It's perfume. Try some.
 * 'Course. Uh, I'll put some on right away. [Sprays the air freshener in her face. Her eyes tear up and she starts wheezing] It's...distinctive.
 * Well, it still smelled nice-kind of like a pine forest.
 * She smelled like the inside of a car for months. Every time she walked by, I couldn't help but reach out for my seatbelt.
 * Well, she won't be disappointed this year! We made the best card.
 * Guys, I'm sorry. But I think there's a mistake on your card. It says superest mom, but I'm afraid mine is. So- [Blows raspberry]
 * Dude, there can only be one superest. And the only thing your mom is super at is being super average. So- [Taunts Tobias with weird gestures, then a whistle]
 * What was that?
 * I'm not sure.
 * Your mom's aren't the superest, mine is! It's written right here.
 * Dude. Just because you wrote something, doesn't mean it's true.
 * What is it anyway?
 * What do you mean 'What is it?' It's a banana!
 * Look. I don't wanna break anyone's heart here. But at the max, your moms could be the superest in you neighborhood.
 * Well sometimes, Mrs. Mom drives down their street.
 * Oh yeah, right. Superest mom in your house then, tops.
 * Back off man!
 * [Spins, then pulls a fighting stance] How 'bout you back off?
 * [Spins, then pulls a fighting stance] You back off!
 * [Does some swinging punches] Ohhhhhhh! You back off!
 * [Sarcastically] Are you guys gonna fight, or dance?
 * , and : Dance. Probably dance.
 * Then how are we gonna settle this?
 * There's only one way to settle this. [Zooms in dramatically on his face]
 * We put our moms in a cage! Three go in! One comes out! Three go in, one comes out [Quiets down]
 * There's only one worthy acceptable way to settle this. [Zooms in dramatically on his face] Let's have a mom-off!
 * [Sarcastically] Are you guys gonna fight, or dance?
 * , and : Dance. Probably dance.
 * Then how are we gonna settle this?
 * There's only one way to settle this. [Zooms in dramatically on his face]
 * We put our moms in a cage! Three go in! One comes out! Three go in, one comes out [Quiets down]
 * There's only one worthy acceptable way to settle this. [Zooms in dramatically on his face] Let's have a mom-off!

The Mom-off Begins

 * It's so nice that we're doing something together on Mother's Day. I can't wait to see what my surprise will be. Is it a back rub? A [Opens her eyes] haircut? [Gasps] I'd love to have it done by a professional this time. The last time you guys did it, I had to wear a back brace, and a wig for a month.
 * Why don't you um…look around for a couple of hours? There's a little something we need to do.
 * Oh, I see-a surprise! [Giggles]
 * Ha ha ha ha ha-okay. Did you bring your moms?
 * and : Yeah!
 * Did you bring your 'boo'? 'Cause you're gonna 'hoo'!
 * Well, did you bring your 'f'? 'Cause you're gonna 'ail'!
 * [Whispers] Gumball, that makes no sense.
 * Well, what would you say?
 * Did you bring your door? 'Cause you're gonna get slammed!
 * [Sigh] [Mutters] Anyway! Just to be clear: none of our moms knows what's going on, right?
 * My mom never knows what's going on!
 * Good…anyone got any questions?
 * [Raises hand] Ooh!
 * Yes Joe?
 * Does the question have to be related to the game?
 * Yes. Yes it does. Are there any questions?
 * [Raises hand] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
 * Yes Joe?
 * Is pizza really a vegetable-
 * Okay. No other questions? Good! Then I declare this mom-off on! First round: speed.
 * Is pizza really a vegetable-
 * Okay. No other questions? Good! Then I declare this mom-off on! First round: speed.

Round 1: Speed

 * Uh, hello? I think this thing is broken.
 * Hey! Stop! Help!
 * Somebody DO SOMETHING! [Bumps into Pantsbully]
 * Okay. You win this round.
 * Next up: Joe's mom in the reflex challenge.
 * Somebody DO SOMETHING! [Bumps into Pantsbully]
 * Okay. You win this round.
 * Next up: Joe's mom in the reflex challenge.
 * Next up: Joe's mom in the reflex challenge.
 * Next up: Joe's mom in the reflex challenge.

Round 2: Reflexes

 * Ugh!
 * I think you should give her a warning. This one's kind of unfair.
 * Uh!
 * Heads up!
 * Okay. What you'd probably want to try is shouting, before you throw the can.
 * Good idea! Heads up!
 * Dude! You say the call from where the can is coming.
 * Let's just give her a point for surviving this. Next up: Tobias' mom. Strength!
 * Good idea! Heads up!
 * Dude! You say the call from where the can is coming.
 * Let's just give her a point for surviving this. Next up: Tobias' mom. Strength!
 * Let's just give her a point for surviving this. Next up: Tobias' mom. Strength!

Round 3: Strength

 * [Laughs] That's one to me! What? Where'd you think I got my muscles from? Go on, kiss it.
 * Okay, I'll kiss you. [Kisses] Alright mom, they've gone now. You can put it down.
 * Ah. Cheating
 * Okay, I'll kiss you. [Kisses] Alright mom, they've gone now. You can put it down.
 * Ah. Cheating
 * Ah. Cheating

The Challenge Goes On!

 * Round four: utility!
 * Round thirty-two: tolerance.
 * Round ninety-four: honesty!
 * [Points to Banana Barbara] Security!
 * [Gets tackled by security guards]
 * Round one-hundred and forty-three: intelligence!
 * [Does leg strut] Round one-hundred-
 * Dude! What's up with the leg strutting?
 * I'm just putting the show in the showdown. Am I wrong?
 * Yeah. This is how you leg strut. [Does own leg strut]
 * [Does leg strut] Round one-hundred and ninety-nine: resilience!
 * [Walks with "230" on card] Coordination!
 * [Quietly while closing eyes] Duck. Right. Duck. Step. To the left!
 * Compassion!
 * [Dances with "274" on card] Focus!
 * [Dances with "286" on card] Endurance!
 * [Leg struts with "302" on card] Sensitivity!
 * Diplomacy!
 * Training skills!
 * [Gets run over by grocery cart]
 * Accountancy!
 * Bravery! [Continues announcing]
 * [Dances with "274" on card] Focus!
 * [Dances with "286" on card] Endurance!
 * [Leg struts with "302" on card] Sensitivity!
 * Diplomacy!
 * Training skills!
 * [Gets run over by grocery cart]
 * Accountancy!
 * Bravery! [Continues announcing]
 * Training skills!
 * [Gets run over by grocery cart]
 * Accountancy!
 * Bravery! [Continues announcing]
 * Bravery! [Continues announcing]

The Hot Sauce Challenge

 * Okay. This is the decider.
 * The hot sauce challenge! Mrs. Wilson's up first. Can she stomach a spoonful?
 * Oh, and it's a refusal.
 * What the-?
 * [Drinks hot sauce]
 * [Gawks]
 * And Mrs. Wilson wins! [Winks at her]
 * [Winks back]
 * Wait a minute. Did you just wink at your mom, Tobias?
 * No.
 * Wha-? Did you just cheat, and swap the hot sauce with ketchup?
 * No.
 * Have you guys seriously been cheating all this time!?
 * No.
 * [Faces Mrs. Wilson] Do you still think it's necessary to deny it?
 * No.
 * Oh! Hot sauce? [Tastes] Mm. [Walks off] [Back explodes]
 * No.
 * [Faces Mrs. Wilson] Do you still think it's necessary to deny it?
 * No.
 * Oh! Hot sauce? [Tastes] Mm. [Walks off] [Back explodes]
 * Oh! Hot sauce? [Tastes] Mm. [Walks off] [Back explodes]

You Won!

 * and : Mom! You won!
 * What? What do you mean?
 * We had a competition to decide who was the Superest Mom in the world, and you won! [Shows mother's day card]
 * Guys, I'm no superhero.
 * But you are! You've endured all the trials we've put you through and succeeded! The escalator, the oil, the shelves-everything!
 * [Chuckling] Oh, I see. Come closer. Would a superhero do this? [Angrily yells] GET IN THE CAR! YOU'RE GROUNDED!
 * [Chuckling] Oh, I see. Come closer. Would a superhero do this? [Angrily yells] GET IN THE CAR! YOU'RE GROUNDED!

Making Things Right

 * How can we make it up to her?
 * How about we just sit in the car, and do as she says for once?
 * Nah, she'll be expecting that.
 * I'm pretty sure she wouldn't.
 * No! We need something big, something bold, something...
 * That should do it. [Reads painted message on poster] "You're Super, Mom. Happy Mother's Day. We're sorry."
 * Dude, it says here this can only support one person.
 * Eh, don't worry. I know exactly what to do.
 * What are you doing!?
 * I figured that by jumping up and down, it's like I'm only half a person's weight.
 * So if we both do it [Starts jumping] it adds up to one person!
 * How did that not work?
 * Ah! We should've been jumping at the same time.
 * Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
 * What do we do?!
 * What a real man does when he's in trouble. MOMMY! HELP! MOM! MOM!
 * Dude, there's no point in screaming. Mom's at the mall, on the other side of the parking lot. She can't hear you.
 * Ah! We should've been jumping at the same time.
 * Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
 * What do we do?!
 * What a real man does when he's in trouble. MOMMY! HELP! MOM! MOM!
 * Dude, there's no point in screaming. Mom's at the mall, on the other side of the parking lot. She can't hear you.

Super Mom To The Rescue

 * [From distance off-screen] MOMMY! HELP!
 * Did you hear that?
 * Hear what?
 * [Throws her sheet around her back into a cape] My kids are in danger. [Grows a curl and runs to rescue her boys]
 * Told you we should've stayed in the car!
 * Are you kidding me?! That's what I said!
 * No, man. Aw darn you past Gumball! [Taps head] WHY DO I NEVER LISTEN?
 * Well, as long as you learn from your-
 * I WISH I WAS A BETTER LISTENER! [Darwin sighs]
 * [Nicole, on the other hand jumps over several cars on her way to the boys]
 * I think if I pull myself up to that latch, then I can backflip over that railing then vault over to that open window. I know you're not as athletic as me so just hang on in there, buddy. I'll come back for you. [Strains himself to get to the nearest ledge but fails]
 * [Nicole jumps over more cars]
 * Mother, look! Is it not a bird? Is it not a plane?
 * [Looks in wrong direction] It's a plane.
 * No, not that. [Points to Nicole] That.
 * Hang in there boys! [Jumps off car and lands before a security barrier]
 * Ma'am, you can't come in here. It's vehicles only.
 * [Pushes the gate hard] Sorry, my kids are in trouble. [Runs off just as the guard gets pinned against a wall]
 * [Pushes the gate hard] Sorry, my kids are in trouble. [Runs off just as the guard gets pinned against a wall]

At the Parking Lot

 * [Gumball and Darwin panic]
 * KIDS! What floor are you on?
 * [offscreen] It's about level 32!
 * [Nicole looks at the floor sign saying "3", meaning she has to climb up multiple flights of stairs to get to the boys, making her sigh in exasperation and run off]
 * Ahh, I'm sure one day we'll look back at this and laugh. [Poster rips] But not today.
 * [The poster tears and swings down to the parking lot's 16th floor, carrying Gumball and Darwin with it. But it stops as a crowd watches. Darwin then accidentally pulls Gumball's pants down, revealing Gumball's underwear, making the crowd react in disgust.]
 * [Completely exhausted, having had reached level 32] Kids, where are you?
 * [offscreen] Mom, we're at level 16 now!
 * [Nicole sighs and heads down]
 * and : [In unison] MOM!
 * Are you guys alright?
 * I'm okay! But Darwin isn't as athletic as me, he wont be able to hold on much longer!
 * Hang tight!
 * Dude, we're okay.
 * [Stops screaming] Yeah, yeah I know.
 * Kids, that was very dangerous. I know you were just trying to do something special for me, b-
 * 'Cause you proved you're the Superest Mom in the World.
 * [To mom] You're the Superest Mom. At least in my heart.
 * No, you're the Superest Mom.
 * And here's your Superest Mom card.
 * Oh, thank-
 * Now kids, you really can do something for me.
 * Anything.
 * Help me to the car, I think I put my back out.
 * [The fire hose roller Nicole is tied to detaches]
 * But you're a superhero.
 * Yeah, you're invincible!
 * Kids, for the last time I am not a superhero. I just did what any mom would do. Now come on. Let's go home! [Gets hoisted by the fire hose as if she were flying like a superhero, just as the hose roller hits the ground]
 * and : Whoa...
 * Yeah, you're invincible!
 * Kids, for the last time I am not a superhero. I just did what any mom would do. Now come on. Let's go home! [Gets hoisted by the fire hose as if she were flying like a superhero, just as the hose roller hits the ground]
 * and : Whoa...