Born to Be Beavers

Dag: I can't believe it, Norbert.

Norbert: What's that, Daggett?

Dag: our own parents kicked us out and we're on our down and we build together a dam.

Norbert: Dag, it's the beaver way. got your beaver survival kit?

Dag: Yeah.

Norbert: come on. Biiiiiiiig Hug!

Dag: What The?

Norbert: Dag!!! Up here!!! on the bridge!!

Dag: Norb, we're supposed to build together a dam!

Norbert: Don't put me in your little box, Mister Man!

Dag: So can I! and maybe I don't want to build a dam then!

Norbert: Fine! so that's want you want it. See you around, Doofus!

Dag: Spoot head!

Norbert: Fuzz wad!

Dag! Numb booger!

Norbert: Poopy pants!

Norbert: Oh...look who's here, it's Mr. Happy Pants!

Dag: Norbert! What in Dave Crockett's sweat stained buck skins is going on?! we're supposed to build a dam!

Norbert: That's my brother you're talking about. careful or it'll suck the fun right out of everything.

Dag: living in a hen house?

Norbert: Not a hen house, my friend. El foyo grande! hacienda.

Farmer: Okay, chicks. let's have the eggs.

Dag: Cold hands!

Farmer: sink 'em, boys! get them ugly weasels!

Dag: And your cousin is a three legged toad stool!

Norbert: you thought you said his cousin is a three legged toad stool. (laughs)

Norbert: nice cushy cushions. entertainment system... Righty oh Righty.

Dag: all we need to do is kick back.

Dag: Holy! we're moving, Norb!

Norbert: Yes. Yes! we're moving.

Dag: We're out of control!

Norbert: Do we ever have control?

Dag: out of the way, Hammer head!!

Norbert: that's it, Dag! Let go of your frustrations.

Dag: I have!

Norbert: Now we have our very own dam. come on. Biiiiiig Hug! you know you want 'em, you handsome goof you.

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