Shoe (Lilo & Stitch: The Series)


 * Computer: Experiment 113 activated. Primary function: negative event generator.
 * 625: Sounds like this one makes bad luck.
 * Gantu: Bad luck, eh? [chuckles] I smell a big bonus.
 * Hämsterviel: Yes, you do smell, Gantu. BUT NOT A BIG BONUS!! A bad luck experiment?! Ha! You're about as funny as you are useful, which is not at all. Don't be a waster of my time, you time-wasting waster!
 * Gantu: But, sir, I thought you wanted all the experiments.
 * Hämsterviel: "But, sir, I thought..." BLAH!! I am sick of your attitude, you squinty-eyed trout face! Only contact me if you find something TRULY DESTRUCTIVE!!!!
 * [Gantu growls in rage]
 * 625: Whoa, whoa! Wait a second! Look at this!
 * Gantu: Quiet! I do not want to here anything more about 113!
 * 625: But--
 * Gantu: But nothing! Go make a sandwich!
 * 625: Well, gee, you don't have to be a jerk about it!
 * Gantu: Yeah? What are you gonna do about it, trog?!
 * 625: Look, I'm trying to tell ya that--
 * Gantu: I'm not listening! Na, na, na-na-na-na!
 * 625: Okay. Have it your way, trout face!


 * [Lilo gets the idea from Mertle to make a bed and breakfast in order to help Nani cover the bills]
 * Pleakley: You wanna do what with our smelly old rundown spaceship?
 * Lilo: Make it a bed and breakfast.
 * Jumba: Ridiculous!
 * Pleakley: Absolutely not!
 * Lilo: I was thinking about calling it "Jumba and Pleakley's Bed and Breakfast".
 * Jumba: I'm all for it!
 * Pleakley: Let's get started!


 * [because of Shoe bringing bad luck, the bed and breakfast is having no customers and Nani's cars is repossessed; Jumba finds Shoe]
 * Jumba: Staying back! Is Experiment 113. Designed for making very very bad luck!
 * [Shoe's horns flash, causing the kitchen faucet to go haywire and many things on the shelves to fall off]
 * Jumba: Eh, I think. Must make check of original design. All I remembering is of the exact moment I invented 113, my laboratory, for no reason, go "KA-BOOM!"
 * Pleakley: When didn't your lab go "ka-boom"?
 * Jumba: Yes, but 113's was specially unlucky. Ka-Boom insurance have just ran out!
 * Lilo: He doesn't look so bad.
 * Stitch: Eesa Okeetaka!
 * Lilo: Careful, Stitch!
 * [Stitch comes up to Shoe and waves at him; Shoe waves back, and his horns flash causing the kitchen lamp to fall on Stitch; Shoe's horns flash again, and the fridge opens and collapses]
 * Pleakley: It's true! It is bad luck!
 * Lilo: What? That could've just been an accident.
 * Pleakley: Really?! [opens the freezer] The fridge just happens to break the same day I bought the 96 count box of ice cream sandwiches!


 * [after overhearing Lilo's conversation with Pleakley, Shoe has his feelings hurt and leaves through the window]
 * Jumba: Little girl, good news! I found something in original evil genius notes.
 * Lilo: It's too late. Shoe heard me talking and ran away.
 * Jumba: Ooh, but we must be finding him. 113's power can be reversed to be exact opposite.
 * Lilo: [excited] Shoe's bad luck can become bad luck?
 * Jumba: Yes! Simple adjusting of cranial horseshoe from down to up equals JACKPOT!!! [laughs] Like winning lottery and collecting sweepstakes, and free soda on return visit all at once.
 * Lilo: Jumba, you're a genius!
 * Jumba: Please.


 * 625: [sees the large storm cloud on the weather map] Ah, look at that storm. Must be that good luck experiment, huh?
 * Gantu: Good luck? But the computer said it was bad luck!
 * 625: It is, but you can switch to good luck.
 * Gantu: Why didn't you say so before?!
 * 625: [chuckles and pulls out a tape recorder] Caught it all on tape.
 * Gantu on Recording: Quiet! I do not want to hear anything more about 113!
 * Gantu: But...
 * Gantu on Recording: But nothing! Go make a sandwich!
 * Gantu: You can't talk to me like that!
 * Gantu on Recording: Yeah? What are you gonna do about it, trog?!
 * Gantu: [aims his plasma gun at the recorder] INSOLENT DEVICE!! SILENCE!!
 * Gantu on Recording: I'm not listening! Na, na, na-na-na! [Gantu destroys the recorder]
 * 625: Wow. Whoever said "fish is brain food" never met you. Oh, and you're buying me a new tape recorder.


 * [there's a huge line at the bed and breakfast]
 * Pleakley: Wow! My new ad did even better than the previous one! Alright, everybody, alphabetical order please! Quickly!
 * Old Man: Hey, we've been waiting long enough! You're ad says you're giving away free gold!
 * Lady: Each guest gets their weight in free gold!
 * Pleakley: Oh, that? That's just a little ad campaign I came up with. Silly people! I'm not really giving away gold! That would be ridiculous! I mean, come on! How gullible can you be? Each guest get their weight in free gold? Like that's gonna happen! Boy, you Earth people will believe anything in print! Well, the real reward here is that you get to give me money! To stay in this lovely bed and not breakfast! I'm not gonna give you guys anything! Nada! Nill! Zilch! So, line up, Mr. Sucker and Mrs. Patsy, and make your reservation! [everyone glares at them angrily] Uh... I've got ice cream sandwiches... in the freezer.
 * Old Man: GET HIM!!!
 * [the crowd angrily chases Pleakley]