How Thor: The Dark World Should Have Ended


 * Thor: Heimdall, my friend! How is my lady of earth? How doth she?
 * Heimdall: She flares reaaaally well. Mmmmmhmmmm.
 * Thor: Good.
 * Heimdall: She bathes as we speak. This is good.
 * Thor: Wait. She's what?
 * Heimdall: I can see anything, man, ant it is amazing!


 * Monster: Raaaaawr! Ruggh! Huh?
 * Loki: I'm dead, my brother
 * Thor: No!
 * Loki: Everything we've been through together led to this swift and unexpected ending... Good bye breeaaaaeeeelh!
 * Thor: NOooooooooooooooOOOOOoooooooo! Okay. Let's leave his body here, and get back to the situation at hand.
 * Jane: Are you sure he's dead? He did just make it look like your hand was cut off. And he is evil.
 * Thor: He is dead, my love... See?
 * Jane: Yeah, I'm not buying it. Here.
 * Loki: OOOUUUWWWWW! (Coughs) Really?! Okay, you caught me all right! I'm not dead! Geez! Right in the berries!
 * (At he Villain Pub)
 * Loki: So they completely ruined my plan.
 * Joker: Ugh! Awe no way!
 * Zod: Heroes are so annoying.
 * Loki: I know right! Especially when they happen to be your perfect brother.
 * Joker: So then what'd you do?
 * Loki: I had to help Thor fight that stupid elf, and then return to my cell in Asgard.
 * Zod: Oh that's terrible!
 * Loki: I know! I really thought I had it all it all in the bag too!


 * Joker: So how did you escape?
 * Loki: Magic. Duh.
 * Joker: I love magic tricks. You wan to see this pencil disappear?


 * Loki: I like this place. What is it called by the way?
 * (The title shows The Villain Pub)