I'll Always Remember You


 * Hannah: You want proof lady, I'll show you proof. [grumbles more and walks to the door]
 * Lilly: Hey, uh, why didn't you just use the Hannah emergency kit you keep in your car?
 * Hannah: [turns to Lilly and starts twitching her eye] BECAUSE I FORGOT! [closes the door]
 * Lilly: [meows]


 * Robby: Singers, actors. Just once a kid that wants to be a doctor.


 * Voice: Pretty much getting everything you want, don't you?
 * Miley: Yes I'm- [turns to the mirror and sees Hannah]
 * Hannah: [smiling and arms crossed] Pretty freaky, isn't it?
 * Miley: Oh boy.
 * Hannah: Man, I can't believe you're trying to solve your problems by letting your friends make all of the sacrifices for you.


 * Hannah: (last words) I wrote this song about...an 11 year old girl who wanted to be a rockstar. But...she also wanted a normal life, so...she pretended to be somebody else, And...that was great for a little while but... she's 17 now and...life is even more complicated. (pause) And she just doesn't want to pretend anymore. (looks at Robbie) Her name is Miley Stewart.
 * (She removes her wig; the audience gasps.)
 * Jay Leno: Whoa! Take that, kitty cat flush in the toilet!
 * Miley: Anyways...it's been a long time since I sung about my friend here, so...hope you like it.
 * (Robbie and Lilly shed their disguises as Mr. Montana and Lola respectively; Miley proceeds to sing "Wherever I Go".)