Where's the Wand?

(It starts at the Turner house, when the camera at the mailbox, then zooms in on the clock in the house)

(The car pulls up on the driveway)
 * Vicky: Where the heck are they? (Looks at the window, angrily) Mr. and Mrs. Turner were supposed to be home 10 minutes ago.

(Mr. Turner opens the door)
 * Vicky: Finally!

(Mrs.Turner walks in)
 * Mr. Turner: Thanks for babysitting, Vicky.


 * Mrs. Turner: Sorry we're late.


 * Mr.Turner: The save of sprinklers foundation meeting ran a little long.


 * Vicky: (Starry eyes) Oh, are you late? I hadn't noticed. (Sprinklers splashing her face) What lovely hats!


 * Ms.Turner: Isn't tonight the big costume dance at school?


 * Vicky: Oh, is it? (Pulls dressing thing, thens rolls it away, suddenly dressed as a fairy godmother) I wondered why I was wearing this!


 * Ms.Turner: She is a fairy godmother, oh how beautiful!


 * Mr.Turner: Still, it could use a bit of pizzaz, maybe something in our emergency costume supplies will come in handy. (Pulls out box) Heaven knows it helped me in the past.


 * Ms.Turner: Oh by the way, how was Timmy doing tonight?

(Camera cuts to Timmy's room, where there is a pirate ship)
 * Vicky: Oh you know, the little twerp, I mean angel has been quietly in his room all night.


 * Cosmo: Argh, matey, argh, have ye any last words before Greenbeard the pirate makes ye walk the plank?

(Timmy jumps over Cosmo and breaks free of the ropes) (Wanda poofs in with two eyepatches over both of her eyes) (Cosmo poofs away one eyepatch and hearts circle between them) (Cosmo and Wanda have a sword-fight with their wands against Timmy and his wooden sword until Wanda's wand gets thrown out the window) (Wanda's wand lands in the box of costume supplies that Vicky holds as she exits the house) (Cosmo holds his wand up to grant his wish. Meanwhile at the dance, Vicky walks through the entrance) (Timmy and the others arrive in the parking lot in a pumpkin carriage with Wanda as the driver and Cosmo as the horse pulling the pumpkin. When they stop, everything poofs away and they land on top of each other in a dizzy state) (Cosmo poofs Timmy into a toilet) (Vicky looks at the food table) (Wanda tries to reach for the wand, but it grants the boy's wish and buries them all in Pizza and hot dogs) (Slow band plays and kids on the dance floor are being put to sleep, Vicky arrives) (Timmy goes to grab the wand, but it grants Vicky's wish and changes the band) (Timmy runs away as a crowd of girls runs over to the band and trample over Vicky) (Cosmo leans on the lockers in the high school hallway) (Wanda has her arms crossed and her back to Cosmo) (Cosmo changes the rock and roll band to a beatnik band) (Cosmo flutters his eyes, and the two laugh and dance together.) (Cosmo spins Wanda around, knocking into Vicky and dropping the wand into the air) (Vicky looks happy and accepts the trophy) (Vicky is turned into a toilet, which then flushes and spins her around into the water) (Cosmo and Wanda laugh until the episode ends)
 * Timmy: (Bored) Greenbeard?
 * Cosmo: (Changes into his usual outfit) This pirate game was your idea, Timmy. Besides it's my favoruite color. (Changes back to pirate gear) Arrrgh!
 * Timmy: Oh brother! Ok, I'll give it a shot. Not so fast Greenbeard!
 * Timmy: (Pulls out wooden sword) En garde! Hey, where's Wanda?
 * Cosmo: Oh you know how Wanda is TImmy, she's probably still getting dressed.
 * Wanda: Well, how do I look? (Scared) Ahh! I can't see!
 * Cosmo: You only need one, snookie!
 * Wanda: (Laughs) Thanks, sailor!
 * Cosmo: (Laughs) Sailor! (Turns to Timmy, looking bored as he leans on a post) How are we doing so far, Timmy?
 * Timmy: Don't quit you day jobs! I knew it would be thrilling having my fairy god parents around the house.
 * Cosmo: Avast ye swab!
 * Mrs. Turner: Have fun at the dance, Vicky!
 * Vicky: I will thanks to you! (Walking away) Ughh...
 * Wanda: Oh my gosh, she's got my magic wand!
 * Cosmo: A magic wand in the wrong hands could mean total disaster, and Vicky's hands are the worst hands around.
 * Timmy: I know! I'll wish the wand back!
 * Wanda: It's not that simple. (Da Rules poofs up) I knew it: the finders-keepers law. Whoever holds the wand has complete control over it. We can't wish it back! As long as she has it, she has the power to grant her own wishes plus the wishes of others!
 * Timmy: Then we gotta follow her to the dance and get it back ourselves! Cosmo quick (Timmy grabs Cosmo's collar) we need transportation.
 * Vicky: At least I found this fake wand in that dumb box. Now I'll win the contest for sure! (Laughs)
 * Cosmo: Well, I thought it handled great!
 * Timmy: A pumpkin coach?
 * Cosmo: Best we can do with one wand.
 * Wanda: Besides, it worked for Cinderella!
 * Timmy: Yeah, but did I have to wear her dress? (Timmy gets up revealing a pink dress)
 * Wanda: Sorry, we couldn't break up the set! (Giggles)
 * Timmy: Good thing this is a costume party. You two will fit right in. Cosmo, I wish I had another costume. Something manly?
 * Timmy: (Spits out toilet paper) We gotta talk!
 * Vicky: Boy, talk about lame food. Two words: Guh-ross!
 * Boy in bear suit: I know, I wish it was all pizza and hot dogs!
 * Vicky: (Spits out food) Alright! Who's the comedian? (Looks down and freaks out) Aaahh! My costume's stained! My beauty, diminished! I gotta wash this off! (Runs away)
 * Vicky: Ugh, what planet is this music from? I wish they'd play some rock and roll.
 * Guitarist: Rock and roll!
 * Vicky: Ugh, freshmen.
 * Cosmo: Time to use the most powerful magical weapon in my arsenal: me! (laughs, and Vicky walks by) Hey gorgeous! (Vicky walks right past, Cosmo laughs nervously and poofs in front of her as a hunky dude)
 * Cosmo: Hey gorgeous! (Vicky stops to look at him) Wanna dance?
 * Vicky: Oooh, me? (Eyes turn to hearts) I... I...
 * Cosmo: Come with me to the Cosmo... I-I mean casbah. (Vicky faints) This magnetic charm I have is really a curse! Mission accomplished! (Reaches for the wand)
 * Wanda: (Angrily) Listen, Mr. Magic, I may not be as young as I used to be but just remember you are still a married man!
 * Cosmo: (Wanda pulls on his ear) Ow! Yes dear, yes dear! But, y'know, the wand...
 * Vicky: (Wakes up) Ugh, men.
 * Cosmo: I'm sorry, snookie. Please forgive me!
 * Wanda: I don't know.
 * Vicky: (In the bathroom) I gotta clean this thing up!
 * Horn player: A-one... a-two...
 * Vicky: This dance couldn't get any weirder! (Goes into bathroom stall, takes off her dress and comes out in another outfit)
 * Cosmo: (To Wanda) May I have this dance?
 * Vicky: (Trying to wash the stain off her dress) What's your problem, stain?
 * Speaker: Hey, you wacky adolescents! It's almost contest time!
 * Vicky: No! (Runs out the bathroom, leaving her dress in the sink)
 * Cosmo: (Holds Wanda's hands) Time for the big finish!
 * Wanda: Oh, I love the big finish!
 * Wanda: (Laughs) Yeah! (Wanda's wand falls into her hand) Hello gorgeous!
 * Speaker: And now to announce the contest winners!
 * Vicky: Yikes!
 * Contest announcer: The first runners-up are (Spotlight shines on Cosmo and Wanda) the two kids in the firefly costumes!
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Cool! (Cosmo holds the trophy) We'd like to thank the academy!
 * Contest announcer: And the winner is (Spotlight shines on Vicky) Vicky!
 * Contest announcer: For the most revealing, and quite frankly, scariest costume!
 * Vicky: (Looks down and realizes what she's wearing) Aaahhh! (Her face turns red and tries to cover herself up) Somebody get me a costume!
 * Timmy: Well congratulations, you two! Vicky really seemed to enjoy the dance!
 * Cosmo: Oh, I don't know, Timmy. I thought she looked a little flushed. Get it?