The Power of Whamship

The sun shines in the sky.

The Narrator says IT'S A HOT SUMMER DAY, AND EVERYONE'S AT THE BEACH, SWIMMING, PLAYING, RELAXING, AND CHECK THIS OUT. BECKY AND BOB ARE COLLABORATING ON A SAND CASTLE THAT'S LOOKING VERY PROFESSIONAL.

Bob and Becky build a tall sand castle. It has many towers.

Bob squeaks

The Narrator says HEY, I CALL 'EM LIKE I SEE 'EM.

Becky says JUST NEEDS ONE LAST FINISHING TOUCH. LET'S SEE, CAN I GET SOME FANFARE?

[trumpet blowing]

Becky says THANK YOU, SQUIRE BOB. I HEREBY DECLARE THIS CASTLE OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

Bob squeaks.

Becky says OR SOMETHING. AND IT SHALL FOREVER FLY THE FLAG OF PRETTY PRINCESS OF SPARKLETOPIA.

She puts a flag on top of the castle with an image of Pretty Princess. Bob squeaks.

Becky says YOU WANT OUR CASTLE TO FLY A FLAG FOR CAPTAIN HUGGY OF FACEBERG? BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL THING.

Bob squeaks.

Becky says OF COURSE PRETTY PRINCESS IS REAL, SHE'S ON TV. GREAT, SO WE'LL JUST STICK WITH PRETTY PRINCESS.

Bob squeaks and puts a flag of Captain Huggy.

Becky says NO, PRETTY PRINCESS.

Bob squeaks.

Becky says PRETTY PRINCESS.

Bob squeaks.

Becky says PRETTY PRINCESS!

Bob squeaks.

Becky says OKAY, LET'S JUST CATCH OUR BREATH HERE FOR A MINUTE. EVERYBODY NEEDS TO CALM DOWN.

She puts a flag with Pretty Princess and says PRETTY PRINCESS.

Bob squeaks.

Becky says FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE COLLABORATING ON A CASTLE.

Bob squeaks.

Becky says EXACTLY! WE'LL JUST START OVER AND EACH WORK SOLO TO BUILD OUR OWN SAND CASTLES. THEN WE CAN EACH FLY WHATEVER FLAG WE WANT.

Bob and Becky go separate ways and start their own castles.

Becky says HA! I'M BETTER OFF ALONE ANYWAY. THAT DRAWBRIDGE YOU MADE IS CLEARLY NOT WIDE ENOUGH TO FIT MAGIC PONY'S CANDY CORN CHARIOT.

Bob squeaks.

Becky says YOU THINK MY MOAT IS NOT DEEP ENOUGH TO HOLD ALLIGATORS? HMMPH! I'M OFFICIALLY WORKING SOLO. YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE SAND, AND I'LL STAY ON MINE.

Bob squeaks.

The Narrator says MEANWHILE, NEARBY, ALL THE SCARIEST AND HUNGRIEST VILLAINS HAVE COME TO THE BEACH IN ORDER TO RELAX AND TAKE A DAY OFF FROM COMMITTING CRIMES. THE VILLAIN SCHOOL BARBECUE IS IN FULL SWING.

The villains gather at the beach.

Invisi-Bill says AND THAT WAS THE THIRD CRAZIEST DREAM INVISIBILL EVER HAD.

Lady Redundant says HOW FASCINATING AND INTERESTING AND RIVETTING.

Invisi-Bill appears and disappears in different places.

He says GOOD-BYE. HELLO. BYE BYE. HI AGAIN. WANT TO HEAR THE FOURTH CRAZIEST DREAM? OH, WELL. HOW YOU DOING? SO LONG.

[sizzling]

[chomping loudly]

The Whammer says WHAMMER IS COOKING UP SOME WHAMMING WHAM DOGS. WHAM, WHAM, WHAM, DONE.

He tosses sausages to the villains.

Ms. Question says WHAM DOG? IS THAT A HOT DOG? DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING FOR VEGANS?

The Whammer says OOH!

He holds a big slice of meat.

Ms. Question says IS THERE A FRUIT PLATE OR SOMETHING?

She tosses the hot dog and walks away.

Invisi-Bill pops up and grabs the hot dog.

He says HELLO. INVISIBILL, THAT'S ME. YAY.

The Whammer says WHAMMER IS IMPRESSED BY INVISIBILL'S GO AWAY AND COME BACK TRICK. NOW WHAMMER WANTS TO SHOW YOU HIS POWER. WHAM!

He claps his hands and big waves destroy everything.

Invisi-Bill says WOW!

He laughs.

The Whammer snorts.

Invisi-Bill says WHAMMER AND INVISIBLE ARE SO SIMILAR.

The Whammer says I KNOW!

Invisi-Bill says MAYBE WE CAN COLLABORATE AND PULL OFF A GREAT CRIME TOGETHER.

The Whammer says ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. WHAM.

Invisi-Bill says YAY! INVISIBLE AND WHAMMER. BYE BYE.

He disappears.

Meanwhile, Becky is building her castle. She puts a pony over a bridge and the bridge falls.

Becky says OH, MAN. I MEAN, OH, MAN, THIS IS FUN.

Bob builds his castle, too.

Becky says YUP, WORKING SOLO DOING EVERYTHING MYSELF, THAT'S THE WAY TO GO. WHO NEEDS A FRIEND TO SIT THERE RUINING ALL YOUR GOOD WORK.

Invisi-Bill pops up over the castle and says FAST FRIENDS, YAY!

Word Girl says HEY!

Invisi-Bill says GOOD-BYE.

The Whammer jumps over Becky’s castle. She falls backwards.

Becky says WHOA!

[coughing]

The Whammer says WHAM INVENTION HAPPENING OVER HERE. YEAH!

He claps his hands.

Invisi-Bill says HELLO.

Becky says WHOA!

The villains laugh.

Bob squeaks.

Becky comes out of the sand and says GREAT. NOT THAT I'M SUGGESTING WE COLLABORATE, BUT IF THERE'S A CRIME ABOUT TO HAPPEN, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO STOP IT, RIGHT?

Bob squeaks and raises his hand.

Becky says WORD UP.

They fly away.

A man says HUH?

The Narrator says LATER, AT REGINALD'S JEWELLERY STORE...

Reginald cleans the windows. The Whammer passes by and says WHAM, WHAM.

Invisi-Bill pops up and says HELLO.

The Whammer breaks a wall.

He says WHAMMER WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR ATTENTION FOR JUST A FEW MOMENTS WHILE ITEMS IN THE STORE ARE BEING WHAMMED BY WHAMMER'S PAL. INVISIBILL, YEAH.

Invisi-Bill grabs some jewels.

He says THAT'S ME. INVISIBILL, YAY!

Word Girl says STOP RIGHT THERE! GRAB THOSE JEWELS, CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE.

Huggy crosses his arms and squeaks.

Word Girl says WHY DON'T I GRAB THEM? WELL, NO, I NEVER SAID THAT.

Huggy squeaks.

Word Girl says I KNOW WE HAVE TO CAPTURE THEM. I WAS PLANNING ON DOING A MONKEY THROW.

Huggy squeaks.

Word Girl says WHAT DO YOU MEAN A PERSON THROW?

The Whammer says ONE, TWO, THREE, WHAM!

Word Girl and Huggyface are knocked down by the strength of The Whammer. They get trapped in a lamp post.

Invisi-Bill says TAKE THAT, WORD GIRL. YAY, WHAMMER, YAY, INVISIBILL, WE WON. BYE.

The Whammer says WHAM! WHEN FRIENDS COLLABORATE, NOTHING CAN STOP 'EM.

Invisi-Bill says YAY, COLLABORATE. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN AGAIN?

Word Girl says I GOT THIS. COLLABORATE MEANS WORK TOGETHER ON SOMETHING. WHAMMER COULD NEVER DEFEAT US ON HIS OWN. NEITHER COULD YOU, FOR THAT MATTER. BUT YOU COLLABORATED AND SOMEHOW GOT THE BEST OF US, FOR NOW.

Invisi-Bill says YAY, COLLABORATE. INVISIBILL LOVES THAT WORD. GOOD-BYE. HELLO. WHERE'D I GO? I'M RIGHT HERE.

Word Girl says DOES HE EVER GIVE THAT A REST?

The Whammer says I HOPE NOT.

They walk back to the beach. The Whammer carries a lot of jewels.

He says YOU GUYS ARE MISSING OUT WORKING SOLO. COLLABORATING IS EASY WHEN YOU'RE WORKING WITH YOUR...

Invisi-Bill pops up and says BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD, YAY! INVISIBILL AND WHAMMER ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS WE'RE EVEN FINISHING EACH OTHER'S SANDWICHES.

He eats a sandwich.

The Whammer says WHAMS, YEAH.

Invisi-Bill says WHAT? I MEAN, YEAH! INVISIBILL HAD SO MUCH FUN ROBBING THE JEWELLERY STORE. YAY, INVISIBILL.

He disappears.

The Whammer says WHAM, WHAM.

Invisi-Bill says OOH, LET'S DO SOMETHING FUN LIKE, I DON'T KNOW...

They say ROB THE JEWELLERY STORE AGAIN? YEAH!

They laugh.

Meanwhile, Word Girl flies carrying Captain Huggyface on her back. They are upset.

Word Girl says YOU KNOW, JUST THINKING OUT LOUD HERE, IF I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND BOB, WHICH I'M NOT, I WOULD SAY HOW IT'S WEIRD TO SEE WHAMMER AND INVISIBILL BECOMING SUCH GOOD FRIENDS AND COLLABORATING. I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT THEY WERE REALLY WORKING WELL TOGETHER.

Huggy squeaks.

Word Girl says YEAH, I ALSO KNOW A COUPLE OF SUPERHEROES WHO USED TO BE LIKE THAT. AND FOR THE RECORD, BECKY THINKS FRIENDSHIP IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN GETTING YOUR WAY, TOO.

They return to the beach.

Becky says I'M SORRY, BOB. I SHOULDN'T HAVE INSISTED ON A PRETTY PRINCESS CASTLE. AND YOUR DRAWBRIDGE WAS REALLY GOOD.

Bob squeaks.

Becky says I COULD NEVER STAY MAD AT YOU. I REALLY AM SORRY.

Bob squeaks.

Becky says NO, I MEAN, IT'S OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY SORRY JUST BECAUSE I SAID SORRY, BUT YOU ARE THOUGH, RIGHT?

Bob squeaks.

Becky says YAY!

The Whammer pops up and throws a wave of sand over Becky and Bob.

He says ANOTHER WHAMMING CRIME, YEAH!

Invisi-Bill says YAY, SAND.

The Whammer says WHAM FOR ME.

Becky says I'VE HAD ENOUGH, BOB, HOW ABOUT YOU?

Bob squeaks.

Becky says WE'RE GOING TO COLLABORATE AND CATCH THOSE GUYS.

Bob squeaks.

Reginald is finishing the jewelry store wall.

He says FINALLY, EVERYTHING BACK TO ITS RIGHTFUL...

The Whammer breaks the roof and says WHOA!

Reginald says WHO DID THAT? BECAUSE I'M GOING TO... GET IN HERE, SIT QUIETLY WHILE YOU TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT. WOULD ANYONE LIKE A CUP OF TEA?

He sits inside a display case.

Invisi-Bill says YAY, THIS IS GOING TO BE EVEN BETTER THAN LAST TIME. DISAPPEAR, REAPPEAR. THAT'S WHAT I DO.

Word Girl says MORE LIKE WHAT YOU DON'T DO!

They say HUH?

Word Girl says ROB THE JEWELLERY STORE, THAT IS. LIKE, 'COS YOU SAID, OH, NEVER MIND. JUST FREEZE.

Invisi-Bill says LET'S DEFEAT WORD GIRL AGAIN. YAY!

He disappears.

The Whammer says WHAMMER LOVES THAT IDEA. THIS IS GOING TO BE EASY AS... OH!

Huggyface lands between the Whammer’s hands. He prevents him from clapping them.

Word Girl says IT WASN'T EASY AT ALL, WAS IT? NOW THAT WE'RE COLLABORATING. NICE FLIP, HUGGY.

Huggy squeaks.

Word Girl says I DIDN'T THROW YOU TOO HARD, DID I?

Huggy squeaks.

Word Girl says OKAY, JUST MAKING SURE BECAUSE...

The Whammer says WHAMMER AND WHAM INVISIBILL ARE TRYING TO COMMIT A WHAMMING CRIME OVER HERE.

Invisi-Bill appears and says YEAH. NO I'M NOT. YES, I AM.

Word Girl says YOU KNOW, I THINK I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN YOU WERE EACH WORKING SOLO.

Reginald says EXCUSE ME, I HATE TO INTERRUPT THIS STUNNING DISPLAY OF HEROISM, BUT DID YOU JUST SAY SOLO? IS THAT A WORD? SOLO? WHAT IS THAT?

He sips tea.

Word Girl says I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. SOLO MEANS –

Huggy squeaks.

Word Girl says OH, DID YOU WANT TO DEFINE IT?

Huggy squeaks.

Word Girl says THAT'S RIGHT. SOLO MEANS DOING SOMETHING ALONE OR BY YOURSELF. WHAMMER AND INVISIBILL USED TO COMMIT CRIMES SOLO, BUT NOW, THEY'RE WORKING TOGETHER.

The Whammer says OH, YEAH!

Invisi-Bill says COLLA...

The Whammer says BORA...

Invisi-Bill says TING. YAY, COLLABORATING! COL-LAB-ORAT-ING.

They grab a giant diamond and walk away.

Word Girl says YEAH, RIGHT, ANYWAY. IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE NOW THAT CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE AND I ARE COLLABORATING AGAIN, THERE'S NO CHANCE YOU'LL GET AWAY.

Invisi-Bill says I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE. GOOD-BYE.

He disappears and drops the diamonds.

The Whammer says WHAM.

Word Girl says YOU WANT THIS ONE? PLEASE, I INSIST.

Huggy squeaks. He jumps over Invisi-Bill.

Invisi-Bill says HEY, NO FAIR.

The Whammer says LET WHAMMER'S BEST FRIEND GO. WHAMMER'S GOTTA HELP. WHAMMER'S GOT TO... HELP!

He claps his hands. Huggy and Word Girl are thrown away.

Word Girl says THERE ARE TWO OF THEM, HUGGY. I DON'T KNOW IF A MONKEY THROW IS GOING TO WORK. IF ONLY YOU WERE THE SIZE OF... I GOT IT. A PERSON THROW!

Huggy squeaks. He throws Word Girl towards the villains.

Word Girl says WEE!

Invisi-Bill says NO, NOT YAY. OPPOSITE OF YAY.

The Whammer says OH, WHAMMER.

Word Girl says GREAT COLLABORATION, HUGGY. GO TEAM!

Huggy squeaks.

The Narrator says AND SO WORD GIRL AND CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE ARE ABLE TO COLLABORATE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, THEY REDISCOVER THE POWER OF WHAMSHIP... I MEAN FRIENDSHIP.

The police arrives.

Invisi-Bill says INVISIBILL WANTS TO RIDE WITH HIS BEST FRIEND WHAMMER.

The Whammer says WHAM TOO.

An Officer says I LITERALLY COULD NOT CARE LESS.

They say YAY! FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS.

Word Girl says I GOTTA ADMIT, THEY'RE WHAM-DORA-BILL.

(zapping sound)

The Narrator says OH, BOY. WILL THE WHAMMER AND INVISIBILL'S FRIENDSHIP LAST? WILL BECKY AND BOB EVER FINISH THEIR SAND CASTLE? WILL ANYONE REMEMBER TO LET REGINALD OUT OF THAT DISPLAY CASE?

Reginald says HELLO, ANYONE, I'M STILL SITTING IN HERE SOLO, GETTING VERY COLD.

Becky and Bob finish their castle. They put a flag with an image of Word Girl and Huggyface.

The Narrator says FIND OUT ON ANOTHER EXCITING, STUPENDOUS, WHAMMING EPISODE OF "WORD GIRL."