It's a Mannequin's World


 * Girl 1: This is so cool. I’ve been waiting months for these scarves to came out. I’m never taking it of.
 * Hannah: Great. Just be sure to shower in cold water only and lay yourself flat to dry.


 * Roxy: Okay, next. Not so fast, short stuff, you know the drill. Arms out. [Metal detector bleeps by her mouth] I knew it, what you hiding in there?
 * Girl 2: Braces?
 * Roxy: Yeah, likely story. Open!
 * Hannah: Daddy, you know I love Roxy. She is the best bodyguard we’ve ever had, but ever since she’s got back from her Marine Corps reunion, she’s been a little...
 * Roxy: Say “Ah!”
 * Girl 2: Aaah.
 * Hannah: ...in your face.
 * Robby Ray: She’s just looking out for you darling. Remember Roxy is the same person that threw herself between you and that sneezing fan in Cleveland.
 * Hannah: You’re right.
 * Roxy: Alright, she’s clean. Doesn’t floss, but she is clean. Move along. Hey! But I got my eyes on you.


 * Employee (Milda): Oh, my, that’s looks fabulous on you.
 * Lola: Actually, I’m just looking.
 * Milda: Well then look someplace else, kid, I’ve got a car payment to make.
 * Lola: Fine, but I hope when I’m as old as you, I’m not as bitter.
 * Milda: Oh, you will be.


 * Hannah: This is incredible, all these fans and the store has even got a mannequin of me!
 * Lola: That’s not a mannequin, that’s a Hannahquin, Miss Montanaquin.
 * Hannah: Oh, no!
 * Lola: What, that was cute-aquin.
 * Hannah: No, I think my dad is shopping for my birthday present.
 * Lola: Oh, no, someone is gonna buy you something really expensive and cool. What ever will you do?
 * Hannah: No, Lilly, you don’t get it. As a dad, he knows everything, about everything. But as a shopper, well, let’s just say the alarm should go off when he comes in to the store.
 * Robbie: [Looks at really ugly dress]
 * Lola: You’re right, all that dress needs is a sheep and a bonnet and you’re Little Bo Geek.
 * Hannah: I love him, but the man should not be allowed in the teen department with a credit card. Ugh, will someone please stop him.
 * Roxy: Stop who? Where. I’ll get him! [Tackles a man] He’s clean! Move along you’re blocking people here!


 * Miley: Mom always knew the right stuff to buy me. She had great taste. But dad. Oh, man, he has the taste of a month-old pickle.
 * Lilly: Look, no dad knows how to shop for a girl. You know what my dad gave me for my last birthday? A savings bond. You can touch it, you can feel it, but you can’t spend it. Pointless.
 * Miley: Well, I’d take a saving bond instead of one of these presents any day. Behold... the ghosts of holidays past. ''[Shows Lilly the dresses]
 * Lilly: I think I’m gonna be sick. I need a fashion magazine! Cool, hip, trendy... Okay, all better. I can’t believe you actually wore these in public.
 * Miley: Oh please, they never made it out of the house.
 * Flashback to two years ago
 * Robbie Ray: Miley! Let’s see that pretty birthday number.
 * Miley: [Spills tomato juice on her dress] Daddy does tomato juice stain?
 * Flashback to one year ago
 * Miley: [Throws spaghetti over her dress] Mamma mia! Thatsa bigga staina!


 * Lilly: Why don’t you just say something to him?
 * Miley: Because I don’t want to hurt his feelings. You should see the look on his face when he gives it to me and says, “I picked this out special for you, bud.”
 * Lilly: Oh, the puppy dog look. My Dad gets me to shampoo grandma with that one.
 * Miley: Well you know, I don’t think I can take another one of his looks or another one of his presents. There’s gotta be a way to stop him from shopping again.
 * Lilly: Well, what are you gonna do? It’s not like he’s gonna take you along with him.
 * Miley: [Smiles] True. But he might take you.