Little Miss Star Goes to Jollywood




 * [Outside, Little Miss Star is sitting on a deckchair watching television. She is watching two film stars portraying a film. A tear falls from her eye.]
 * Narrator: Little Miss Star dreams of going to Jollywood and becoming a film star.
 * [In her dream, she appears in place of the woman.]
 * Narrator: She already pictures herself as the actress in the film!
 * [The camera cuts to the real film studio.]
 * Mr. Mean: Cut! Perfect. Well done. You were simply great as usual. [Kisses Miss Star on the hand] Would you accept my humble invitation to dinner?
 * [The dream pauses. The screen waves back to normal.]
 * Narrator: Miss Star dreams that Mr. Mean is her director.
 * [The screen waves back to her dream. She is wearing sunglasses.]
 * Little Miss Star: Thank you. It's really most generous of you but I'm exhausted. James, take me home, please.
 * [Mr. Uppity steps in putting a hat on.]
 * Mr. Uppity: Yes, madam.
 * [The dream pauses. The screen waves back to normal.]
 * Narrator: She even dreams Mr. Uppity is her chauffeur!
 * [Back to her dream, Mr. Lazy and Mr. Forgetful enter.]
 * Mr. Lazy: Excuse me, Little Miss Star.
 * Mr. Forgetful: What are your plans now, Little Miss... er...
 * Mr. Lazy: Star.
 * [Mr. Dizzy appears from below holding a camera and taking photos.]
 * Narrator: Even Mr. Lazy, Mr. Forgetful and Mr. Dizzy are in her dream!
 * Mr. Uppity: Just a dream. Little Miss Star is very tired.
 * [They all arrive outside next to a car. Mr. Uppity lets Miss Star in.]
 * Mr. Forgetful: They say that you are getting married soon. Is it true?
 * [Mr. Dizzy takes more pictures]
 * Mr. Lazy: So you adore... [Hesitates] broccoli?
 * Mr. Forgetful: How old were you when your first tooth appeared?
 * Narrator: Little Miss Star really is dreaming.
 * [The screen waves to the next scene.]
 * Narrator: She imagines Mr. Mean as her producer, her chauffeur as Mr. Uppity, and it is Mr. Dizzy, Mr. Lazy and Mr. Forgetful play the role of journalists! They'd really don't look the part!
 * [The screen waves back to her dream. The car drives off.]
 * Little Miss Star: [Annoyed] These journalists are exhausting. [Notices an ice cream stall] Stop the car, James. I want an ice cream.
 * Mr. Uppity: Yes, Miss Star.
 * [He stops the car and lets her out. She asks the Vendor]
 * Little Miss Star: A vanilla cornet, a double one, please.
 * [Mr. Clever, Mr. Wrong and Mr. Muddle appear behind her and are excited.]
 * Little Miss: Ooh look! It's little Miss Star!
 * Mr. Men: Ooh look! It's Miss Star the show star! [Laughs]
 * [More Mr. Men appear and gather round her.]
 * Little Miss: An autograph please!
 * Mr. Men: I love your play.
 * Little Miss: A banknote, Miss Star.
 * Mr. Men: [Yorkshire accent] A signed photograph, Miss Star.
 * [Mr. Uppity stands everyone else back and lets Miss Star inside his car. She is even more exhausted as she looks at her ice cream. It is empty. She puts it down and becomes upset.]
 * Little Miss Star: Home, James. As fast as you can. I'm exhausted.
 * [She turns on the television.]
 * Newsreader: Newsflash! This afternoon, the famous film star, Little Miss Star was seen buying an ice cream in the middle of town.
 * [Miss Star is alarmed.]
 * Newsreader: We have it on good authority that is was vanilla.
 * [She puffs out and turns the TV off.]
 * Little Miss Star: [Sighs] What wouldn't I give to be back in my lovely little home, with all my friends again.
 * [Suddenly, all the Mr. Men journalists are there as she arrives outside a gate. They excitedly move towards her and wave. The camera cuts to a miserable Miss Star. The screen waves to the next scene, showing Mr Uppity's house.]
 * Narrator: In her dream, Miss Star lives in Mr. Uppity's house.
 * [The screen waves back to her. The car into the gate, with Mr. Dizzy flashing the camera again. The gates close. The screen fades to the next scene inside the house.]
 * Little Miss Star: [Annoyed] I'm exhausted, James. I want to be alone, alone! Find me a place where I will be protected from all these awful people, please!
 * [Mr. Uppity calmly approaches her.]
 * Mr. Uppity: Leave it to me, madam.


 * [On a small beach island, a helicopter lands. Soon, Mr. Uppity is already out.]
 * Mr. Uppity: Nobody will come and disturb you here, Little Miss Star.
 * [She walks towards the sun blanket.]
 * Mr. Uppity: This island is unknown. [He scratches his head and looks at his map.] It isn't even marked on the map.
 * Little Miss Star: [Relaxed] No thank you James. It's strange but... but, you remind me of someone.


 * [A moment later, Mr. Lazy and Mr. Forgetful appear out of the sand holding pens and notepads each. They talk to Miss Star. Disturbed, she winces as she hears their voices again.]
 * Mr. Lazy: Why do you like vanilla ice cream, so much?
 * [She gets up and realises it's the same two Mr. Men. She is alarmed while she looks at them.]
 * Mr. Forgetful: What was your great Grand-mother's Christian... [Hesitates] name?
 * Mr. Dizzy: [Waves and holds the camera] This way, Little Miss Star!
 * [He takes another photo.]
 * Little Miss Star: [Shaking and anguished] Oh nooo!
 * [The dream ends.]
 * Little Miss Star: [Anguished] Go away! Go away, you bunch of idiots!
 * [She looks around in her deckchair. They're nowhere to be found. She realises it's a dream and breathes a sigh of relief.]
 * Little Miss Star: It was just a dream.
 * [She jumps out of the deckchair. She walks over to the ice cream vendor.]
 * Little Miss Star: Vanilla cornet, a double one, if you please!
 * [The screen fades to the next scene with Miss Star licking her lips and eating her ice cream. A cameraman flashes right behind her. She gets a major fright and her two scoops are tossed onto the ground.]
 * Man: Well done! You just won the one-thousandth snow-gem ice cream, which means you have won... Are you ready?! A day out in Jollywood with your favourite star!
 * [The camera pans to a group of Mr. Men celebrating.]
 * Little Miss Star: [Anguished] Oh nooo!
 * [She faints to the ground as several cameras flash around her. The screen fades to black and the credits appear.]