The School of Hard Knocks


 * "I'm not letting you out of my sight Ash Ketchum until you pay for my broken bike." - Misty
 * "My bike, my bike, that's all I ever hear from you!" - Ash
 * "Right. And my name may be Misty, but I'm perfectly clear about what you owe me and youre not gonna get away without paying." - Misty
 * "Maybe if you two had spent less time arguing and paid more attention to where we're going we'd already be in Vermilion City by now. Come on, we're already late. We gotta start the show." - Brock
 * "Chu." - Pikachu


 * "But they help me learn that Pidgey evolves to Pidgeotto at level 18. It learns Whirlwind at level 21, Wing Attack at level 31 and that as its level rises it learns various tricks. After evolving to Pidgeot it can fly at 1200 metres at speeds of up to Mach 2." - Joe about Pidgey


 * "Beginners have the same qualifications as someone with two badges. The Intermediate class has the qualifications of four and advanced students have the same as six. If you graduate you can enter the Pokémon league without traveling around to collect the badges." - Joe about Pokémon Tech Qualifications.


 * "Hey! If she's making your lives so miserable how come you carrying her picture around?" - Misty
 * "I hate the way she treats us, but I like the way she looks." - Joe
 * "Yeah and not like some other girls who treat you bad and look even worse." - Ash
 * "WHILE YOU TWO ARE SLOBBERING OVER THAT DOPEY PICTURE I'M GONNA FIND THIS LITTLE WITCH AND STRAIGHTEN HER OUT!" - Misty


 * "That place brings back memories James." - Jessie
 * "It certainly does Jessie, and all of them are awful." - James
 * "Tell me your tale of failure again." - Meowth
 * "We studied for the big test." - Jessie
 * "So sure we would beat all the rest." - James
 * "And here's the part I like the best." - Meowth
 * "We frolicked that night, for our future seemed bright." - Jessie
 * "But things weren't right." - James
 * "We got the lowest scores in the history of the school." - Jessie and James


 * "She's real pretty isn't she?" - Ash about Giselle
 * "Yeah, she looks just like a movie star." - Brock
 * "They like stars do they, I'll show them lots of stars." - Misty


 * "I'd better do something." - Ash
 * "Wise Pokémon trainers never get involved in a catfight."- Brock


 * "I've heard of Team Rocket. You're the ones who got the worst grades ever on the entrance exams. How about your team versus our team." - Giselle


 * "The two of us against all of them?" - Jessie
 * "But the rules say one-on-one." - James
 * "Bad guys don't play by the rules. Get em'." - Giselle


 * "There are some things you just can't learn at school, and that's a good lesson." - Giselle contemplating about what happened.