LEGO Dimensions


 * X-PO: Hey, I found the thing! Uh. I mean. "Anomaly located, master."
 * Lord Vortech: Yes... I've found it!
 * X-PO: Uh... you found it?
 * Lord Vortech: After all these years of searching, it really exists... Foundation Prime. This depicts the Foundation Elements - artefects from start of time, scattered across the dimmensions. And only I can gather them all in one place.
 * X-PO: Just so you know... the Foundation Elements are the cornerstones of time and space. So they're... Kinda important. To the... Entire universe.
 * Lord Vortech: Your services are no longer required.
 * X-PO: But the elements can't be safety harnessed - it's too dangerous! And what about that pay raise you promised meeeee...?!
 * Lord Vortech: I will have them all. I will control their power. I will make universes colide! Aargh- No! I will not be denied perfection! My dedication to this work has taken its toll. Not for much longer can I freely pass between dimensions... But, there is another way. (Laughs)
 * Robin: Hey! No littering! What does Bane want with all this Kryptonite, Batman?
 * Batman: What everyone wants with Kryptonite, to take down Superman. But not today. Cut him off at the bridge - we'll have him cornered.
 * Robin: Okay, Batman! Whoa!
 * Bane: Oh. And we were having such a nice chase.
 * Batman: Robin?
 * Gandalf: You shall not pass! Aaaaarrrrrr!
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Gandalf: Fly you, fools.
 * Frodo: Nooo!
 * Batman: Where's Robin?
 * Gandalf: What? Behind you!
 * Batman': I said, where's Robin?
 * Gandalf: My dear fellow, I have no idea what you are talking about! Have you tried looking in a tree?
 * Batman: Not a Robin - Robin. He got sucked into a weird hole in Gotham. I jumped in and and it lead me to you!
 * Gandalf: And you are?
 * Batman: I'm Batman!
 * Ganddalf: My thanks.
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Gandalf: Frodo! The Ring! Frodo has the One Ring - it cannot fall into the enemy's hands! Quickly, fly!
 * Batman: I'm not actual bat, Gandalf!
 * Samwise Gamgee: I s'pose we'll just wait for them, then.
 * MetalBeard: Arr! It be Wyldstyle who jigged the best-
 * Unikitty: This dance-off was FIXED!!! I mean "Well done, Wyldstyle."
 * Wyldstyle: Yes! I mean, y'know, whatever. Ngh! Hey, wait, that's mine!
 * MetalBeard: Whoa! Wyldstyle! What, wh- WHOAAAAA! Arr! It be a kraken, I know it!
 * Emmet: What the- Where'd MetalBeard go?!
 * Batman: Agh!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Oof!
 * Wyldstyle: Batman?! Gandalf! Batman?!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Ow - you landed on my back, man.
 * Batman: I'm Batman.
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): No, I didn't say... Hey, I'm Batman!
 * Batman: I'm Batman!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): I'M Batman!
 * Batman: I'm Batman!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): I'm BATMAN.
 * Gandalf: Oh, twins. I wonder if one of them is evil?
 * Unikitty: Where did you come from? And why are there two Bat... mans? Bat... men? Bat... mens?
 * Batman: There aren't. There's only one Batman... ...I don't know who the stiff is.
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Hey!
 * Gandalf: Well, this is all wonderful, but I don't suppose you saw a young Halfling pass this way?
 * Emmet: What's a Halfling?
 * Wyldstyle: The only thing we saw was our friend MetalBeard getting dragged into a strange vortex.
 * Batman: I think it was some kind of dimensional rift... Where is it?
 * Emmet: It disappeared after it took him.
 * Wyldstyle: So you didn't cause all that?
 * Gandalf: Might I suggest that we set out on a quest to find this, er, "rift" you say?
 * Unikitty: A quest?! Let me go pack some rainbow colored LEGO bricks!
 * Emmet: ANd I'll get my wrench!
 * Gandalf: We shall be the Fellowship of the- Aaaaarrrrr!
 * Wyldstyle: Aaaaarrrrr!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): "Fellowship of the Aar!"? That's a terrible name.
 * Emmet: Aw! They left without the whole gang!
 * Unikitty: Gang, shmang! They left without *me*! Rargh!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): That guy wasn't anything special. Ngh... Hup! Oof! Dang it.
 * Gandalf: We are at this straneg beast's mercy and I do not trust where it is leading us, we must get out!
 * Batman: Agreed. I need your scanner. If I can locate whatever's generating this rift... ...Then I can disrupt it.
 * Gandalf: Does that mean it worked?
 * Wyldstyle: Well, I don't quite knew what you did., but we're still alive.
 * Gandalf: Are you sure?
 * Batman: This technology looks advanced... My guess? That gateway created the rift that brought us here.
 * Gandalf: Which gateway?
 * Batman: The one exploded.
 * Gandalf: Hmm... Then perhaps...
 * Wyldstyle: ...We should rebuild it!
 * Gandalf: I SHALL pass... this over to someone else.
 * Gateway Keeper: Re-routing from back-up power. All systems are go. Limited system functionality restored.
 * Wyldstyle: "Limited system functionality"? Am I going to lose an arm if I go through that thing?
 * Batman: It does look unstable, I saw some glowing parts get sucked into it - they must have been important.
 * Gandalf: Well, it seems to be... alive, at least.
 * Wyldstyle: My relic scanner's showing that there's definitely something through here.
 * Gandalf: Could it be leading us to the missing bricks?
 * Batman: Could be...
 * Wyldstyle: Or MetalBeard?
 * Batman: Couldn't be.
 * MetalBeard: Aaaaaar!
 * Wyldstyle: That's MetalBeard! He's in trouble! Or he's happy, he uses "Aar!" for a lot of things. Either way, we have to find him!