Crash

Cyborg: My System Recharger. And speaking of, I could use a little juice. [prepares to plug in] Beast Boy: ''Wait!! ''I-I think the Recharger might have a - Cyborg: [plugs in, gets electrified] VIRUUUUUUUUUS!!
 * Beast Boy: That's your computer? Then what's this?

Cyborg: You bet there's something wrong! [In his mind's eye, Robin turns into a T-bone steak] We need gravy! AND PLENTY OF IT!! [Robin is shocked as Cyborg tries to eat him, but Raven and Starfire stops him]
 * Robin: Cyborg, there's something wrong with you. Please let us help.

Robin: I... Think so. Gizmo, report! Are you inside Cyborg? Gizmo: Oh, I'm inside him, all right. But I'm not in his brain--I'm in his butt.
 * Cyborg: PIIIIEEEE!!!! HOT WINGS!!! Oh yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!! [bursts through wall]
 * Starfire: The injection was successful?
 * Gizmo: You cludgeheads have any idea how long it's going to take me to get from this tin can's can up to his brain?!

Raven: We're here to take you home. Starfire: You remember who we are, yes? [All three turn into fried eggs before Cyborg's eyes] Cyborg: [weeping] You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!!
 * Robin: Take it easy, Cyborg. It's us.


 * Endzone Virus: Scanning, scanning. Anti-viral program: obsolete. Threat: minor. Deletion: imminent. (...) Scanning. Single-cell microorganism. Threat: zero. Deletion: imminent.

Beast Boy: You know, this cell may stink at math - but I can still multiply!
 * Endzone Virus: Single-cell organism. Mental capacity: zero. Programming ability: zero. Mathematical aptitude: zero.

Raven: More than life itself.
 * Cyborg: Ooh! You know what'd be fun? Lets all go out for waffles! Raaaaaven, you like waffles, don't you?

Raven: That's a distinct possibility.
 * Cyborg: What happened? (groans painfully) My stomach--it feels like I ate a tire! (burps loudly)


 * Gizmo: No stinkin' way! I'm not fixing that overgrown bucket of robo-scrunge, and there's not a thing that you grot-sniffers could ever do or say that'll make me... (Gizmo tries to leave, but Raven appears in front of him, and takes off her hood, revealing an evil looking monster face from Gizmo's viewpoint; Gizmo turns back, looking very shaken) I'll help...