Hello, Mr. Busy's Pizza Express?




 * [Mr. Bump wakes up, and bangs his head. He rubs his sore head. He yawns and stretches and gets out of bed - onto a skateboard. He is wheeled across the corridor and falls down the stairs. He opens the fridge in the kitchen.]
 * Mr. Bump: [Miserably] Oh no. There's nothing to eat.
 * [He walks out of the kitchen. A letter is received through the bottom of the door. He picks it up, and bangs his head on a light. He reads the letter.]
 * Mr. Bump: Express pizza delivered in a flash. [Excitedly] Perfect! Exactly what I need!
 * [He pushes buttons on the phone.]
 * Mr. Bump: Hello? This is Mr. Bump. I would like a tomato and cheese pizza with--
 * [At that moment he leans on a window. It opens and Mr Bump falls off the bedroom. He is hanging on to his phone beside the wall and continues talking.]
 * Mr. Bump: --extra mushrooms.
 * [A doorbell buzzes.]
 * Mr. Bump: Oh, it's you, Mr. Busy.
 * Mr. Busy: Oh hello, Mr. Bump. Here's your pizza.
 * [Mr. Busy's phone rings. He answers.]
 * Little Miss Dotty: [over phone] Hello. Mr. Busy, we have another 42 pizzas to deliver before we close.
 * Mr. Busy: Must be going. Look out, here's comes your pizza.
 * [He tosses the pizza box towards Mr. Bump. He catches it, but the phone snaps off. He falls to the ground with pizza all over him. Mr. Busy's scooter drives off.]
 * Mr. Bump: Thank you, Mr. Busy.


 * [Mr. Busy drives along the road on his scooter. The phone rings again. Mr. Busy answers.]
 * Little Miss Dotty: [over phone] Hello? How are you getting on? Three more pizzas for: Farmer Fields, Mr. Greedy and Miss Chatterbox.
 * [Mr. Busy arrives at the farm in front of Farmer fields. Little Miss Tiny is on the farmer's shoulder.]
 * Farmer: Ooh wonderful. My pizza!
 * [He licks his lips. Mr. Busy hands over the pizza box.]
 * Little Miss Tiny: Mr. Busy, could you take me into town with you?
 * Mr. Busy: [Takes Miss Tiny] Yeah. Climb in beside the pizzas, Miss Tiny.
 * [Miss Tiny is taken inside the box with all the pizza boxes. Meanwhile, Little Miss Naughty places a "No Entry" sign on the side of the road. She laughs whilst she hides behind the bush. Mr. Busy notices it and brakes so hard that all the pizza boxes fly out. One of them lands on Miss Naughty. Another pizza box opens up as it lands on the ground and some olives bounce off the pizza.]
 * Little Miss Tiny: Help me!
 * [She lands on the pizza. Suddenly, the lid of its box closes, trapping her inside with the pizza. Mr. Busy groans as he picks up the two boxes he sees and puts them back in the purple box. He angrily zooms off. Meanwhile Miss Tiny pops out of the pizza.]
 * Little Miss Tiny: Help me! Mr. Busy can't hear me. Oh dear. What am I going to do?


 * [At Mr. Greedy's house, Mr. Greedy is seen walking around the room in desperation.]
 * Mr. Greedy: I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry!
 * [A knock is heard. Mr. Greedy becomes excited. Mr. Busy opens the front door, holding a large pile of boxes and placing them on the floor. Mr. Greedy opens the first box. Miss Tiny is inside this box.]
 * Little Miss Tiny: Help me! Help me!
 * [Mr. Greedy doesn't notice her and is about to put the pizza - with her - in his mouth. Mr. Busy snatches it off him to his surprise, and rescues Miss Tiny.]
 * Mr. Busy: Well, that was close. [Looks at Miss Tiny, who is rubbing her head. She opens her eyes and breathes a sigh of relief.]
 * Mr. Greedy: [Shocked] Oh... I almost ate you!
 * [Mr. Busy gives Miss Tiny to Mr. Greedy.]
 * Mr. Busy: And now, I really must go.
 * [Mr. Busy walks back to his scooter and drives away. Meanwhile, Miss Naughty has placed pins on the road. She giggles and hides behind the bush. Mr. Busy's phone rings. He picks it up.]
 * Little Miss Dotty: [over phone] Quick, Mr. Busy. You're late!
 * Mr. Busy: Don't worry. I'll make up for lost time.
 * [His scooter drives over the pins. The tyres burst and the scooter stops working.]
 * Mr. Busy: [Panicked] Oh rats. My scooter is broken! I have to run!
 * [Meanwhile, inside Little Miss Chatterbox's house, she is talking to her pet fish.]
 * Little Miss Chatterbox: Yes! Like the grocer who is absent on account of his cousin's wedding. You remember, the one with the red hair exactly the same colour as yours. In fact, she goes to the same hairdresser as me who is actually the cousin by marriage.
 * [Her doorbell sounds.]
 * Little Miss Chatterbox: My aunt's cousin's uncle.
 * [The fish rises out of the water and points at her with her fin. Her doorbell sounds.]
 * Fish: [Bubbles] Someone at the do-o-or!
 * Little Miss Chatterbox: [Realises] Coming! Coming, coming, here I am, it's me.
 * [She opens the front door. It's Mr. Busy with her pizza ready.]
 * Little Miss Chatterbox: Oh, it's you, Mr. Busy. Come in, come in. Aren't you a distant cousin of Mr. Rush who is himself related to Mr. Fussy?
 * Mr. Busy: Here, Miss Chatterbox. Try this new pizza with Toffee topping!
 * Little Miss Chatterbox: Toffee? How interesting. I've never heard of it before.
 * [She takes the pizza and bites it. She mumbles a response but cannot open her mouth. Mr. Busy doffs his hat.]
 * Mr. Busy: Goodbye, Little Miss Chatterbox.
 * [She shuts the door. She continues mumbling, unable to speak. While Mr. Busy runs on the road, his phone rings again.]
 * Little Miss Dotty: [over phone] How are you doing?
 * Mr. Busy: Things could be better. My scooter's broken!
 * Little Miss Dotty: [over phone] You must hurry up, so we've dropped in orders!
 * [He notices a plane is the sky doing somersaults. It is ridden by Little Miss Somersault. Mr. Busy stops running and calls for help. Miss Somersault parks her plane beside him.]
 * Little Miss Somersault: Can I help you, Mr. Busy?
 * Mr. Busy: [Panicking] Yes. I have to deliver my pizzas. I'm terribly late!
 * Little Miss Somersault: Then climb in!
 * [Mr. Busy climbs onto the back seat of her plane with the pizza boxes. He drops boxes down the chimney of every house.]
 * Mr. Busy: Another for Miss Shy, another for Mr. Brave, but one pizza for Mr. Strong, another for Miss Splendid--
 * [His phone rings.]
 * Mr. Busy: Fine, thanks. I delivered the 42 pizzas.
 * Little Miss Dotty: [over phone] That's great. Only a hundred and twenty to go.
 * Mr. Busy: [Gasps in horror] It's no problem delivering pizzas-- when you take the orders, Little Miss... er... Dotty?
 * [--At that point, the camera cuts to Miss Dotty holding the phone with several other telephones ringing at the same time. She has a confused and stressed look on her face. The screen fades to white and the credits appear.]