The Wizard of Vomit

(The Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman, Dorothy, and the Lion skips along the Yellow Brick Road away from the Emerald City. The Lion stops and clutches onto his stomach, while the other three stop skipping and look back at the Lion.)

Lion: Uh-uhh guys, I don't think that flying monkey roadkill is sitting so well... (proceeds to throw up digested flying monkey roadkill and kneels down to finish)

Scarecrow: (throws up a pile of straw)

Tin Woodsman: (his funnel blows steam and throws up oil, washers, nuts, and bolts)

Dorothy: (holds her hands to her mouth and moves her hands away before throwing up a pile of straw)

(The Tin Woodsman and the Lion stare at her in bewilderment while the Scarecrow smiles innocently. Dorothy wipes some of the straw off her dress. The Scarecrows turn around and stares awkwardly at the others.)

Tin Woodsman: So, uh, how long have you two been-

Dorothy: A while, okay?!

Toto: (licks at the digested roadkill vomit)

(Cue static)