How Fast and Furious 6 Should Have Ended


 * Woman: Hey, boss. I just got these pictures, and guess who's hanging out with the enemy.
 * Girl: I don't remember that! Amnesia people! I'm for reals a bad guy now.
 * Guy: Yeah, it's really not worth the risk. Plus I'm like SUPER EVIL, so... someone shoot her.
 * Girl: No NO NO! AAAAAAGH! Bleeeeeach......


 * Man: Uh, guys! We gotta come up with a better plan. They got a tank.
 * Dude: I'm sorry! Did somebody just say a tank?! Anyone have a Plan B?
 * Man: Plan B?! We need a Plan C, C, E... F... G... H... I, J, K... L, M, N, O, P... Q, R, S... We need more alphabet!
 * Guy: Hey we do what we do best, alright! We improvise!
 * Enemy: What's going on?! What are they doing?
 * Enemy 2: They're driving really fast and furious, sir!
 * Enemy: With... with what?
 * Enemy 2: Really fast cars.
 * Enemy: Fast cars? Are they at least weaponized some how? Like with a tank missile or something?
 * Enemy 2: Well they had this harpoon gun it looks like, but other than that... I think it's just really, fancy fast cars.


 * Dom: Yeah... wut? Holy crap! Ride or die! Ride or Die!