The Virus

You do not have permission to edit this page, for the following reasons: The action you have requested is limited to users in one of the groups: Users, Wikia Staff, Wikia Helpers. Please log in to edit this wiki. Joining The Amazing World of Gumball Wiki is free, and it only takes a minute. We hope that you sign in, and become a member of the community!

Click here to log in or create an account more + You can view and copy the source of this page:

The Virus Army

 * Brothers, we've mutated many times over for this moment, but now we are ready. Today, we take this body; tomorrow, the REST OF THE WORLD!
 * None will be safe from our infection! Our glory will be greater than the pox, the plague and bad flu combined!
 * Follow me to the nostril!
 * Hoorah!
 * Huh?
 * Get off, why don't you clean your own hand you clean freak!?
 * Wash it now you disgusting biohazard!
 * Man for a paper girl she's surprisingly strong.
 * I think it's more like you're surprisingly weak.
 * I don't want to wash it!
 * What is your problem?!
 * He got a high five from Penny three months ago and refused to wash it since.
 * Don't tell me you haven't showered in ninety days.
 * Of course I've showered, I'm not an art student. I just wrap my hand in swimming trunks to keep it dry.
 * Ask him how often he washes those.
 * You don't wash swimming trunks, they clean themselves when you swim. Right?
 * Ewwww! When Penny hears that, she'll be so horrified that her antlers will turn white.
 * Please don't tell her!
 * What if I just cut it off and keep it in a memory box?
 * Just wash it!
 * Noooooooooo!
 * Did you hear that?
 * What?
 * Kinda sounded like a choir of gnomes going down a waterslide.
 * What, like-
 * Yeah... exactly.
 * Nah, didn't hear it.
 * I will find you, and when I do, I swear on my fallen comrades, I will infect you, and I will destroy you, and then I will take over your family, your friends and I won't stop until nothing is left alive on the surface of the Earth! DO YOU HEAR ME?!
 * DO YOU HEAR ME?!
 * Did you hear that?
 * What?
 * Kinda sounded like a choir of gnomes going down a waterslide.
 * What, like-
 * Yeah... exactly.
 * Nah, didn't hear it.
 * I will find you, and when I do, I swear on my fallen comrades, I will infect you, and I will destroy you, and then I will take over your family, your friends and I won't stop until nothing is left alive on the surface of the Earth! DO YOU HEAR ME?!
 * DO YOU HEAR ME?!
 * DO YOU HEAR ME?!
 * DO YOU HEAR ME?!

The School Library

 * You may want to clean up the alien slime on your laser gun, you could get sick from that!
 * I always carry my intergalactic antibacterial gel in case I need to interfere with people's lives.
 * I'm right here you know!
 * and : Sorry.
 * Hey, I just picked up the proton bazooka!
 * Do you think germs are so funny? Then maybe you should look at THIS!
 * OH MY GOSH! What is that?
 * That's my mom. This is her website, she's a doctor.
 * and : Oh.
 * OH MY GOSH! WHAT IS THAT!?
 * That is what happens to a finger if you don't disinfect a cut.
 * It looks like a purple foot covered in mayo!
 * And that only came from a papercut!
 * GIVE ME THAT!
 * Can you do my back?
 * Oh no, evil germs are out to get us! The germs are fine, man! They're part of life, that's mother nature trying to make you stronger!
 * Oh really? You do know that the keyboard you just used has more germs on it than a toilet seat?
 * YES! My chance for revenge! Huh? Stay back bacteria, he's mine!
 * Come on virus, there's plenty to share!
 * I SAID GET BACK!
 * Right at the flagella! Right at the ribosomes! Dude, not the cytoplasm!  It hurts me too you know!  Ahhhhh!
 * Hey! I said get back!
 * Hahhaha! Huh?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Oh really? You do know that the keyboard you just used has more germs on it than a toilet seat?
 * YES! My chance for revenge! Huh? Stay back bacteria, he's mine!
 * Come on virus, there's plenty to share!
 * I SAID GET BACK!
 * Right at the flagella! Right at the ribosomes! Dude, not the cytoplasm!  It hurts me too you know!  Ahhhhh!
 * Hey! I said get back!
 * Hahhaha! Huh?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Hey! I said get back!
 * Hahhaha! Huh?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Hahhaha! Huh?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Hahhaha! Huh?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

To the infirmary

 * Nearly there... just focusing... and... yep. You're right. There's definitely no hair on your butt. I don't think you'll ever grow a beard, man.
 * You do know there are more germs on a pair of buttocks than the toilet seat, right?
 * I don't care, I'm one of those people who never get sick anyway.
 * What, a liar?
 * No, I just tell my body not to get sick.
 * Oh really? And how do you do that?
 * The power of the mind over the flesh. I can control any part of my body. Watch.
 * You believe me now?
 * Ugh, yeah, sure.
 * Good, cuz now you have to take me to the infirmary.
 * Well, your heart's in your stomach and you'll be breathing out of your arm for a while but apart from that you're hunky-dory.
 * Ow!
 * What? Where did you get your diploma? The world college of ducks? 'Cause you're a certified quack! You haven't run a blood test, taken a temperature or even an x-ray!
 * He's fine, he just needs to walk it off.
 * I'm talking about me! I've been in contact with these germ-bags all day!  I can feel myself getting ill...
 * Hmm, like Monday, when you thought the foam in your mouth was rabies only to discover it was toothpaste? Or Tuesday, when you thought you broke your leg even though you don't have any bones? Or yesterday, when you thought you'd gone deaf because nobody had spoken to you for five minutes.
 * What? Where did you get your diploma? The world college of ducks? 'Cause you're a certified quack! You haven't run a blood test, taken a temperature or even an x-ray!
 * He's fine, he just needs to walk it off.
 * I'm talking about me! I've been in contact with these germ-bags all day!  I can feel myself getting ill...
 * Hmm, like Monday, when you thought the foam in your mouth was rabies only to discover it was toothpaste? Or Tuesday, when you thought you broke your leg even though you don't have any bones? Or yesterday, when you thought you'd gone deaf because nobody had spoken to you for five minutes.

Discovery

 * You know, I think I've actually found a disease you suffer from. Attention-seeking-itis. Doctor Darwin, is there a cure?
 * Yes, getting a life.
 * Ow!
 * I just needed a hair sample.
 * Lemme guess, you found a deadly virus previously unknown to science, and now it's coming after us.
 * Yes, exactly.
 * Oh no! What should we do Dr. Darwin?
 * I recommend a high-dose treatment of sarcastic looks.
 * Could you at least look at it?
 * Alright, whatever. What the pox?  Dude, she's right! There's a virus. And he's making rude gestures at me with those little tentacles!
 * What does it mean when a virus grows wings?
 * Let me look.
 * It's mutated and gone airborne.
 * Give me that!
 * Hold on,
 * We need to hide in a sterilized environment.
 * Let me look.
 * It's mutated and gone airborne.
 * Give me that!
 * Hold on,
 * We need to hide in a sterilized environment.
 * Hold on,
 * We need to hide in a sterilized environment.
 * We need to hide in a sterilized environment.

Finding the cure

 * Which virus do you think it is?
 * Let's read the symptoms.
 * What's the point? We'll never know which virus it is if it's always mutating. And the worst, they always find a way to get you.
 * Then we need to fight fire with fire!
 * What are you doing?
 * Trying... to... mutate! Ah!
 * An email from free online medication without prescription!
 * Virus detected. Initiating virus protection protocol-
 * Hmm, maybe it's just rebooting.
 * Uhh, did you see that?
 * Can I get a little help over here?!
 * Try to turn it off and on.
 * Ahh! Darwin! Unplug it!
 * Ah! I told you PCs were unreliable.
 * You thought you had escaped me, but you thought wrong. I am a warrior who can never be defeated. I have mutated and now I'm gonna take-
 * Let's get out of here while he's still talking
 * Huh? Get down! It's a multi-changer!
 * How did he get into the stereo!?
 * He's mutated and infected the entire electrical system!
 * Ahh! Darwin! Unplug it!
 * Ah! I told you PCs were unreliable.
 * You thought you had escaped me, but you thought wrong. I am a warrior who can never be defeated. I have mutated and now I'm gonna take-
 * Let's get out of here while he's still talking
 * Huh? Get down! It's a multi-changer!
 * How did he get into the stereo!?
 * He's mutated and infected the entire electrical system!
 * Huh? Get down! It's a multi-changer!
 * How did he get into the stereo!?
 * He's mutated and infected the entire electrical system!
 * He's mutated and infected the entire electrical system!

Escape

 * Every electrical device in this house is coming after us, it'll be safer if- Ahh!  Aww man, not the eyebrows!
 * How exactly do you feel about that? Angry? Surprised? Upset? I can't tell.
 * Oh.
 * On my command! Three! Two! One!
 * Go!
 * How did you know that would happen?
 * My mix-tape is all scratched up. It always jams. The waffle iron!
 * Oh my gosh! Your leg! Is it burning?
 * Nah, I overreacted. It's warming up really slowly.
 * But what do you want from us?
 * I want my vengeance! You washed away my army, and now you shall PAY!
 * I told you I shouldn't have washed my hands. Well you're not gonna destroy us with pastry!
 * The pastries were just a decoy, my friend.
 * Shh, what's that sound?
 * Teri... are... you okay?
 * She's not answering.
 * I think it's for the best. 'Cause if she tried to talk, she'd sound like.
 * I'm so sorry, Teri. I shouldn't have made fun of you.
 * At least, she doesn't have to worry about germs anymore.
 * Watch out! No, behind you!
 * That was close. We should be safe out here, there's no electrical stuff.
 * System online.
 * Oh man, he's mutated again!
 * I've got an idea!
 * I thought he'd at least slow down at the stop sign.
 * Quick! Down the alley!
 * Hey, Virus!? Where's the honor in this!? Five cars against three kids? I thought you were a warrior, not a coward!
 * Who are you calling a coward? I don't need an army to take you down!
 * Then come out and fight me like a man!
 * You're on!
 * I hope your body is ready, because I'm gonna into a cesspit of pain. Not just regular pain, it will be a seven-course banquet of pain. There will be a starter of suffering, a fish course of torment, and excruciating dessert! And just when you think you're full, you'll be served... a coffee and biscotti of misery!
 * System online.
 * Oh man, he's mutated again!
 * I've got an idea!
 * I thought he'd at least slow down at the stop sign.
 * Quick! Down the alley!
 * Hey, Virus!? Where's the honor in this!? Five cars against three kids? I thought you were a warrior, not a coward!
 * Who are you calling a coward? I don't need an army to take you down!
 * Then come out and fight me like a man!
 * You're on!
 * I hope your body is ready, because I'm gonna into a cesspit of pain. Not just regular pain, it will be a seven-course banquet of pain. There will be a starter of suffering, a fish course of torment, and excruciating dessert! And just when you think you're full, you'll be served... a coffee and biscotti of misery!
 * Hey, Virus!? Where's the honor in this!? Five cars against three kids? I thought you were a warrior, not a coward!
 * Who are you calling a coward? I don't need an army to take you down!
 * Then come out and fight me like a man!
 * You're on!
 * I hope your body is ready, because I'm gonna into a cesspit of pain. Not just regular pain, it will be a seven-course banquet of pain. There will be a starter of suffering, a fish course of torment, and excruciating dessert! And just when you think you're full, you'll be served... a coffee and biscotti of misery!
 * I hope your body is ready, because I'm gonna into a cesspit of pain. Not just regular pain, it will be a seven-course banquet of pain. There will be a starter of suffering, a fish course of torment, and excruciating dessert! And just when you think you're full, you'll be served... a coffee and biscotti of misery!