The Statue


 * &quot;When I was ten years old my parents had this very same statue on the mantle of our apartment. Exactly. And one day I grabbed it and I was using it as a microphone. I was singing ‘MacArthur Park’ and I got to the part about, 'I'll never have that recipe again,' and it slipped out of my hand and it broke. My parents looked at me like I smashed the Ten Commandments. To this day they bring it up. It was the single most damaging experience in my life, aside from seeing my father naked.&quot; - George
 * &quot;He cleaned the little one inch area between the refrigerator and the counter. How did he get in there? He must be like Rubber Man!&quot; - Jerry
 * &quot;This experience has changed me. It's made me more cynical, more bitter, more jaded.&quot; - George
 * &quot;Just make love to that wall, pervert!&quot; - Kramer
 * &quot;Yeah, I'm a cop. I'm a good cop. I’M A DAMN GOOD COP!&quot; - Kramer