Spyfall


 * Jerry: You two gotta check out this video of Joan the Security Guard. I'll put online. (He plays a video of Joan the Security Guard.)
 * Joan (in the video): Base, I'm involved in a high-speed chase. Pull it Over! Okay. Wow! Got ourselves a comedian here. Well, hardy har har. How about this for a laugh? You, Sir, are in Bad... move, perp. You just woke up the jackrabbit, huh? Oh! Oh! Oh, pulled a hammy! Pulled a hammy!
 * All: (Laughs)
 * Jerry: Oh! Still crack's me up that thing is... [Joan is behind them] not funny at all.
 * Joan: My boss saw that video and now I'm suspended unless I'm pass the mall cop fitness test.


 * Jack: All right, Phil, you've got one chance to tell me what's going on.
 * Phil: I don't know. I was attacked by a man wearing a mask that looked just like me.
 * Jack: Whoa, a mask?