Captain American't / My Supernatural Sweet 16

(Start on a road with the boys on the road)

Sam Winchester: Dean. There's a supernatural occurrence happening nearby.

Dean Winchester: Sorry, I... had a burrito for lunch.

Sam Winchester: No, I mean I got a letter about it. Make the next right. (Sam and Dean pull up to a house) (Sam knocks) The girl in this house is apparently possessed by a demon, so be prepared for anything.

Ashlyn: Ugh! Unbelievable! I can't believe it! A Chevy Impala? I asked for a red convertible, dummy!

Ashlyn's Dad: Uh, it's pronounced Daddy.

Ashlyn: Ugh! You are ruining my... (demonic voice)... SWEET SIXTEEN!!!

Dean Winchester: Ooooh, boy.

(Title card: My Supernatural Sweet 16)

Ashlyn: Hey y'all, I'm Ashlyn, and I'm making my daddy throw me a monster-sized sweet 16! He says I'm the Spawn of Satan, but I say at least Satan would know the color red when he sees it!

(Ashlyn pulls out a pulls out a picture of a red convertible)

Dean: I'm actually nervous about this case.

Sam: Why, because she has fire in her veins?

Dean: No, because I didn't get her a gift.

Ashlyn: You what?! Wait a minute, who are you?

Dean: Uh, Federal Bureau of Party Planning.

Ashlyn: Well, don't just stand there! (demonic voice)''' FIND ME A DRESS!!! '''My party's theme is "The Salem Witch Hunts", so everyone's wearing black and white, and the girls have to wear shackles.

Girl: Aw, we look so cute!

Ashlyn: No, I'm the only one who should look cute, I want everyone to wear green dresses, (zooming in to Ashlyn) puke green dresses! (barfs)

Sam: That's a little harsh, isn't it?

Ashlyn: I said EVERYONE! (about to barf)

Sam: We need to perform an exorcism already.

Dean: Really? I was kinda hoping she could puke me some shoes to match. I mean, Yes. Absolutely. Yes, Time, Time for the exorcism.

(Cut to Ashlyn's Super Sweet Sixteen)

DJ: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the birthday girl, Ashlyn!

Ashlyn: (appears in fire) Hey y'all, thanks for coming to my party!

(Sam and Dean body slam Ashlyn)

Sam: Demon, I order you out of this child's body, Begone, BEGONE, BEGONE...

Man: Uh, excuse me, I think you have the wrong address. (shows his possessed daughter) I'm actually the one that acquired about the exorcism.

(possessed girl's stomach writes "S'UP Y'ALL")

Sam: Isn't this 666 Lantern Avenue?

Ashlyn's Dad: It's 664. I said my daughter was evil, I never said she was possessed. I guess maybe spoiled would've been a better word.

Sam: Well, we're already here. Begone, demon!

Devil: (out of child's body) Who dares evict me from that soul?!

(new writing says "SOUL 4 RENT")

Devil: (gasps) You will suffer--

Ashlyn: Oh no! No one is upstaging me at my party! You can just... Oh my gosh, girl, I love your horns, so pump rock!

Devil: Shut up! Really? I love your dress!

Ashlyn: You shut up!

Ashlyn's Dad: Oh no! This doesn't mean we have to have two sweet sixteens, does it?

Devil's Dad: I sure hope not.

(Segment ends)