The Return of Party Horse


 * Mordecai: We did it dude! We mowed the entire lawn with out taking a single break! You wanna go get some lunch?
 * Rigby: Aw yea-uh, I do! Nothing on Earth's gonna stop us from getting some lunch! Huh?

(They see a spacecraft falling out of the sky and lands on the lawn, creating a big hole)
 * Mordecai and Rigby: Party Horse! (They walk towards it as they chant) Party, party, party, party, party, par... (the spacecraft opens) Huh?
 * Party Horse 42699: (sniffles) Oh, Chrissy! (cries; Scene cuts to the house where he is lying on the couch and Mordecai and Rigby standing there) UUUUUUGGGHHH!
 * Mordecai: Dude, what happened to you?
 * Party Horse 42699: Chrissy happened, man, she dumped me, and she'll probably never talk to me again.
 * Rigby: That's rough, man. What went wrong?
 * Party Horse 42699: Augh! It's all her dad's fault. He always telling her my partying is "compulsive" and that i'm a "danger to myself and others." I tried to talk to my bros on Party Horse Planet for advice, but they just duct tape me to a flagpole and put my underwear down. After that, I came to Earth hoping you dudes can help me.
 * Mordecai and Rigby: Wooooaaaaahhhh...
 * Mordecai: Uh, don't worry, dude, we'll help you get your girlfriend back.
 * Party Horse 42699: You will?
 * Mordecai: It's easy, you just gotta get something nice to show her you care about her.
 * Rigby: Yeah, man, the mall has like 20 stores that only sells stuff for guys who need to apologize to their girlfriends. With our help, you'll be back in the saddle in no time.
 * Party Horse 42699: Dude, saddle jokes, not cool.