Bikini Bottom Bash!

Painty: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!Painty: I can't hear you!Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!Painty: Ready?Painty and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!Painty: SpongeBooob... SquarePaaaaaaants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha![SpongeBob plays his nose like a flute. We hear the seagulls again and the song ends]Narrator: Welcome to SpongeBob's House Party, with your host, Patchy the Pirate. There'll be punch, cookies, explosions, and a brand-new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants!Old-time crowd: Hooray!Narrator: Now live, from Encino, California, get ready for a warm embrace from our party host, Patchy the Pirate!Patchy: Hey, get off my lawn! Party? [takes a party sign off his door] There ain't no party here! Go away!Potty: Bawk, come on in!Patchy: Hush, Potty, can't you see I'm trying to keep out the riffraff?Potty: Riffraff? That's our television audience, barnacle breath!Patchy: Oh, of course it is! I was just fooling! Welcome! Say, you didn't bring SpongeBob with you, did you? I sure hope he got his invitation.[the scene fades to SpongeBob and Patrick receiving their invitations]SpongeBob: I'd sure like to go to this party, but I can't read the invitation!Patrick: Me neither.SpongeBob: Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater! Well, might as well throw these in the fire. [he and Patrick throw their invitations in a camp fire and warm their hands]Patchy: Ah well, come on in. Let me introduce you around. This here's Minnie Mermaid. She's cooling off on account of she's been dancing her scales off, isn't that right, Minnie, huh, takin' a little breakie poo?Minnie: No, Patchy. Actually, I'm in here because if I wasn't, I would die.Patchy: Ha, ha, that's the spirit! [Patchy strikes his hook into Minnie's pool, causing water to spurt out. Minnie, nervously, tries to stop the leak]Patchy: Huh, let's see, who else haven't you met? That's Longbeard the pirate. Hey, there Longbeard, long time no see!Neptune: Who dares to interrupt Neptune?Patchy: Sorry about that, Neppy. That's Neptune. He's king of the sea.Patchy: You kids having fun? [Kids are chuckling] He he.. whew! Hosting a party is hard work alright. That reminds me of a time when SpongeBob was hosting a party! Hey, you kids want to see that cartoon? [camera moves up and down] You do? Well then, launch the cartoon!"Party Pooper Pants"Storyboard Directors - Paul Tibbitt, Kent OsborneStoryboard Director for Song Sequence - Walt DohrnStoryboard Artists - Caleb Meurer, Carson Kugler, William Reiss, Mike RothWritten by - Paul Tibbitt, Kent Osborne, Mark O'HareAnimation Director - Andrew OvertoomCreative Director - Derek Drymon[episode starts]Narrator: Ah, the Barg'n Mart. A consumer's paradise of brand-like items, stocked as far as the eye can see. [SpongeBob is running down the aisles trying to get to the check-out counter as soon as possible]SpongeBob: Boom! 19 seconds! That's a new record, Lou!Lou: Uh, that's great, SpongeBob. $1.42.SpongeBob: But it's not an official record until we record it in the Book of Records. [writes the record down in a book] 19 seconds.Lou: Okay, so it's a $1.42.SpongeBob: Sign here please. [Lou signs at the places that SpongeBob points] Initial here, and here, and here, and here. [SpongeBob notices a picture of Lou from a while back] Oh look, it's a picture I took of you the first time I ever came here! [picture shows a happy Lou] Look at you, so young and happy! [puts the picture down and we see a sad Lou] Where do the years go? Hey, what's that? "Plan Your Own Party Kit"? Hey Lou, how much?Lou: For the Plan Your Own Party kit? Oh, we're having a special on those. Uhh, they're free, but you have to leave, right now.[scene cuts to SpongeBob's house]SpongeBob: Let's see Gary, according to the "Plan Your Own Party Kit," invitations are the first order of business.Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: [reads first thing on list] A guest list consisting only your closest acquaintances will set an intimate tone for the evening and provide soiree success. Well, you heard the man, Gary, only our closest friends.Fred's dad: [reads invitation] Who the barnacle is SpongeBob SquarePants? [Mable peeks from around the corner]Mable: I believe you went to kindergarten with him, dear.Fred's dad: Kindergarten, huh? [Dad shows a picture of SpongeBob and his Kindergarten class] Oh yeah, SquarePants. Well, I guess it's time to move again.SpongeBob: Boy, Gary, this "Plan Your Own Party Kit" is a real life-saver. [mixing ingredients and reading a cook book] How else would I have known to make freshly-whipped clotted cream. [takes a little taste] Gary, you better call an astronomer, because this clotted cream is outta this world! [timer goes off] My piñata! [takes out the piñata from the oven and tosses it around because it's hot then puts it on the table] The "Plan Your Own Party Kit" suggests creativity when stuffing your piñata, so I'm using deviled eggs. [puts eggs in the piñata]Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Good question Gary, but not to worry. The "Plan Your Own Party Kit" warns that unsupervised parties can lead to disaster. That's why I've taken the liberty of devising a schedule! [takes out list] 8:00-8:05: Guests arrive. 8:05-8:15: Opening remarks and general discussion. 8:15-8:27: Craft corner, followed by name tag distribution. [list rolls across the table] At 8:27, we begin the qualifying rounds for our cracker-eating slash tongue-twister contest. 9:07: running charades. [list rolls along the wall] 9:38: charity apple-bob. [list is still rolling around] 9:57: Electric jitterbug dance marathon, ladies' choice. [winks at Gary. The list stops on SpongeBob's head] At 10:09, things start cooking as I dig into my world-famous knock-knock joke vault!Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: And as long as we stick to this schedule, our party is a guaranteed success! This is gonna be the coolest party ever! [puts a party hat on Gary's shell. Patchy reappears]Patchy: Ha, ha! Looks like it's smooth party sailing for SpongeBob so far. Now it's time for me to get my own party underway! Gather around, ye scurvy landlubbers, it's time to learn the peg legged dance o' happiness. [lays out a dance mat] Oh, it's quite simple really, all you need is a peg leg and some patience. And my instructional video series, only $29.95.Potty: Bawk! How tacky.Patchy: It's a $40 value, Potty! [yelling] A $40 value! Now, it's very easy and loads of fun.Salt Water Sam: Hey, everybody, the band's here!Patchy: Band? What band?Potty: The band I hired for the party. [Patchy was laughing]Patchy: A jolly idea, Potty. A little live musical get me shindig dug. Who'd you get? Barnacle Bill and the Seven Seas?Potty: No.Patchy: Seaweed Sally and her cackling turtle?Potty: No.Patchy: Oh, oh, I know: The First Mates.Potty: No.Patchy: Salt Water Sam, featuring the Brine Brothers.Potty: No.Patchy: Rusty hinges and the Boys from the Brig?Potty: They broke up years ago.Patchy: Well, who else is there?Potty: The Bird Brains!Patchy: Oh.. ha he huh?Potty: The Bird Brains. They're better than all those other bands.Patchy: But they're just a bunch of birds!Lead Singer: Hello, Encino! [The Bird Brains play all this heavy metal music]Patchy: Potty, that's the worst sea shanty I've ever heard! I certainly hope it doesn't get any louder. Ooooooohh![Patchy screams and blasts seven homes and pole] Plop!Patchy: No, no, no! Stop the music! [yells] Look boys, I know that you fellas sound good around the birdbath, but this here is basic cable! This is the big time. I'm afraid it's time for you to walk the plank.Lead Singer: You mean we're fired?Patchy: No. [Patchy and the band go to the plank.] Go on, start jumping, or you'll be dealing with the business end of me sword! Ha ha ha... [laughs, the birds just fly away] No! I forgot that you're birds! Ahh! [breaks down sobbing]Narrator: [screen: PLEASE STAND BY] While Patchy pulls himself together, let's see how SpongeBob's party is shaping up. [shows SpongeBob's house decorated]SpongeBob: Okay, Gary, get ready. It's almost 8:00! Here they come! [looks at his watch] Don't worry too much Gary, it's only 10 seconds past 8:00. [gasps] Now it's 20 seconds past 8:00! Maybe no one got their invitations! 30 seconds past 8:00! Oh, I'm doomed! [cries] No one's coming! I'm the worst host ever! [doorbell rings] Oh, the first guest! And only 40 seconds late. [opens door to see Patrick]Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob.SpongeBob: Welcome Patrick! May I compliment you on being fashionably late? Can I get you a glass of punch?Patrick: Sure? [SpongeBob runs over and pours a glass]SpongeBob: Did you have any trouble finding the place? [gives Patrick the glass] Here you are!Patrick: Thanks. [drinks some punch]SpongeBob: So, the punch okay?Patrick: Not bad, not bad.SpongeBob: Hmmm, nice weather we're having.Patrick: It's been very mild, yes.SpongeBob: Yep, it's mild season. [nervously laughs] Ahem. So, you read any... [doorbell rings] Oh, more party guests! [Mr. Krabs has walked in with a purple coat on] Welcome Mr. Krabs!Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, SpongeBob!SpongeBob: Please let Gary take your coat, then allow me to offer you some hors d'oeuvres and a glass of punch.Mr. Krabs: Don't mind if I do! [drops his coat on Gary. Gary sticks his eyes out of the sleeves]Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: [looks over his party list] Two down, 175 to go. Oh, I almost forgot... [hands Patrick and Mr. Krabs name tags] These name tags eliminate the need for awkward introductions. [doorbell rings] Oh, more guests! [Patrick tries to read his name tag upside down]Patrick: Kcirtap si eman ym o77eh. I don't get it.Mr. Krabs: No, you dumb bunny, it says, "Hello, my name is Patrick."Patrick: [shakes Mr Krabs' hand] Nice to meet you Patrick.Mr. Krabs: [laughs] Good one, Patrick! [both laugh]Patrick: Yeah.SpongeBob: What's going on here? The laughter isn't scheduled until 9:03! You want to throw a party, do it at your house, Patrick. [doorbell rings]Patrick: Was he talking to me or you? [SpongeBob opens door to Squidward]SpongeBob: Squidward, you made it!Squidward: My cable's out.SpongeBob: Oh, uhh, sorry to hear about that. [SpongeBob hides some wire cutters behind his back]Mr Krabs: So, uhh, how's it going, Squidward?Squidward: Not bad.SpongeBob: [SpongeBob clears his throat, attracting Mr. Krabs and Squidward's attention] I have you making mild conversation with Mr. Krabs from 10:41 to 10:47. [erases something on his clipboard and clicks his tongue] But if you've got a case of the jabberjaws, I can hook you up with Scooter. [SpongeBob takes Scooter and places him near Squidward] Here are some topic cards to break the ice. [hands them some cards. The doorbell rings] Oh, someone's at the door!Scooter: Mine says, 'What came first?: the oyster or the pearl?' You take the side of the pearl!Squidward: This is lame. [Squidward throws away his card and walks away]Unnamed Character: My card says, "Discuss the philosophical nature of irony." What does yours say?Patrick: "Nod politely." [shown Mr Krabs and Plankton with cards]Mr. Krabs: What does yours say, Plankton?Plankton: Oh, uhh, it says, [really shows "Where are You From?"] 'Discuss the secret ingredient of the Krabby Patty formula.' [clears throat] How interesting.Mr. Krabs: Nice try, Plankton. [everyone is chattering amongst themselves. The doorbell rings]SpongeBob: [he is looking angrily at his watch and tapping his foot and the doorbell rings] Well, it's about time. Okay, everyone, the last guest is about to arrive... [looks at his watch] 22 minutes late! [opens up the door to Tom Smith]Tom: Hey, hey! [SpongeBob folds his arms in a sort of anger. Tom laughs nervously holding a bag of chips as SpongeBob walks into the party]SpongeBob: Attention everyone. Attention please! Now that we're all here, I officially declare the party switch to be in the 'on' position! [silence. everyone claps silently] As soon as I get back from the coat room, we'll have a rundown of tonight's schedule. Try not to have too much fun without me! [scene cuts to his wardrobe] Hey Gar, got another coat for you. [throws the coat on Gary] The party's going great, by the way. They're gonna be talking about this one for a long, long time. Well, back to work. [laughs and walks back out with his clipboard] Okay, everyone. Let's...huh? What's going on here? [guests are talking and dancing to the music. SpongeBob starts to hyperventilate] This is all wrong! What's happening to my party? [scene cuts to Sandy and Larry dancing] No, no, no, no, no! Didn't you read the schedule? 10:00pm: Dance your pants off! 10:00pm! [scene cuts to Sandals eating cake. SpongeBob takes a vacuum and sucks out all the food from his mouth] Let's try to stick to the schedule, shall we? Cake will be eaten at 8:52, everyone! 8:52! [switches into 'blower.' Slice of cake is blown perfectly back into the rest of the cake. A plate with bacon and eggs is blown onto the table] Hey, what's this?Sandals: That's my breakfast!SpongeBob: Could I have everyone's attention please? [Patrick is dancing by the record player] Patrick! [stops the music] If everyone could take a seat on the couch please, while I sort this out. Thank you, thanks. [the guests walk over to the couch] Hey everybody, thanks for your patience. I know we've gotten off to a rocky start here, so I'm going to get us back on track. It is now 8:37, and we all know what that means! [gets out a newspaper] Time to read aloud from the newspaper comics! Okay, I think I'll start out with 'The Wisenheimers.' Okay, panel one: we see Roxy Wisenheimer with some sort of rake. Wait, I can't read from this! [guests cheer] This is yesterday's paper. [they stop cheering as SpongeBob walks outside] I'll just go grab today's paper. [everyone starts to party when he leaves. talking to himself] SpongeBob, you sure know how to throw a party. What would they do without you? [tries to open the door] Locked out? [knocks on the door. Scene cuts to Patrick and Sandy are dancing]Sandy: This song's got a great beat.Patrick: Yeah. Knock, knock.SpongeBob: Gee, I wonder why they don't hear me? [looks through the window and his eyes bug out as he wails. He sees the party, with all the guests dancing and having fun and the music blasting] Oh no! [cut to the topic cards on the floor and two fish just talking] They're not using the topic cards! They're ad-libbing! [cut to Patrick eating all the deviled eggs in the piñata in one gulp and everyone else cheering him on] Now they're mad at Patrick! He's hogging the deviled eggs! [scene cuts to two guests laughing] Look at those poor souls, they're so bored, they've gone mad! Oh, no. The party's falling into chaos without my hosting talents to guide it! [scene cuts to Patrick and Mrs. Puff talking]Patrick: So, do you come here often?Mrs. Puff: No. [phone rings. Patrick answers]Patrick: Hello, SquarePants residence. What? I'm sorry, what? [scene cuts to SpongeBob using a pay phone outside, across the street]SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob!Patrick: You wanna talk to SpongeNob?SpongeBob: Yes... no, Patrick! I'm SpongeBob! I'm outside!Patrick: Okay, hold on. [opens door] SpongeBob, you out here? Phone's for you!SpongeBob: What? I-. No! Patrick! Wait! [SpongeBob runs toward the door.]Patrick: Sorry, he's not out there. [Patrick closes it in front of him]Scooter: Hey, dude, if you're looking for SpongeBob, he's over by the punch bowl.Patrick: Thanks. [Patrick hands the phone to an ice sculpture of SpongeBob's head] Here you go, SpongeBob. [drops the phone in the punch]SpongeBob: Phone in punch bowl? That's not even on the schedule! [looks up noticing the bathroom window is open. Scene cuts to Larry looking in the window]Larry: Larry, my man, you are looking good enough to eat! [the mirror shows a real lobster on a plate] Could use a little teeth whitener, though. I'm sure SpongeBob won't mind. [looks through the medicine cabinet. He finds a comb with three angles and teeth coming out from them] Hey, check out his crazy comb!SpongeBob: Oh no, sounds like someone's rummaging through my medicine cabinet! [climbs up the side of his house] I hope they don't touch my special comb.Larry: Well, I think I've aired it up enough. [Larry closes the window on SpongeBob's fingers. SpongeBob falls down screaming. Larry hears the screams] Hey, this party's finally starting to pick up.SpongeBob: [SpongeBob lands flat on the ground then gets up and looks at his fingers] I hope this doesn't interfere with finger puppet theater at 9:20! If I don't get back inside soon and restore order, there might not be enough time for the scheduled events! [scene cuts to inside where Pearl and Mrs Puff talking to each other]Pearl: Gee, SpongeBob really knows how to throw a great party!Mrs. Puff: Oh yes, everything is quite lovely. [sees SpongeBob spying through the window] Eww, although I don't care for his taste of paintings. [turns the window around]SpongeBob: I don't even know how that happened. Well, I have no choice. I'm gonna have to tunnel back in! [takes a shovel and digs. Digs up into the middle of the party] Okay, everybody, don't panic, the host has returned. [guests are hopping around the room. They hop on SpongeBob and send him through the hole he dug] I can take losing the topic cards and the phone in the punch bowl... [now wearing a bunny suit] ...but I was supposed to lead the bunny hop! This is a bunch of barnacles! I'm breaking in! [takes a pick-ax to cut the door but a bright light shines at him]Officer John: Well, well, well. What do we have here? A burglar bunny. Why do they do it, O'Malley?Officer O'Malley: I don't know. It's probably how he gets his kicks.Officer John: You criminals make me sick.SpongeBob: I'm no criminal! I live here! I'm...I'm throwing a party. I got locked out, I swear!Officer John: [smiles] Well, why didn't you say so? What a terrible misunderstanding!Officer O'Malley: You have a nice party now, sir. [both walk off]SpongeBob: Boy, for a second there, I thought I was going to be arrested for breaking into my own house. What an ironic twist that would have been.Officer John: Hey, wait a second, if you're throwing a party. Why weren't we invited?SpongeBob: [stammer-like] But, I didn't know. Plan Your Own Party Kit didn't mention the police.Officer O'Malley: Whoa, whoa, okay, motor-mouth, tell it to the judge. [handcuffs SpongeBob but the handcuffs are not working] Oh no, these cuffs are broken.Officer John: Huh, can't bring him in in broken cuffs. I got an old pair in the car we can use.[bubble transition to Officers John and O'Malley taking SpongeBob to jail]SpongeBob: Is it too late to offer you some punch?Officer O'Malley: Sir, you have the right to remain silent. [scene cuts to next day]SpongeBob: All night in the stony lonesome in a bunny outfit! [tries to open the door] Oh, yeah, the door's locked. [lifts up the welcome mat] Good thing I keep a spare key...under the mat. Grr! [walks in] Oh, look at this place! This party was a complete disaster. [Patrick walks up]Patrick: That was the greatest party any of us have ever been to!SpongeBob: It was?Patrick: Oh, without a doubt, you are the best party-thrower ever!SpongeBob: I am?Patrick: Yeah! Whatever you did, you should write it down and do it again next weekend. Thanks again, SpongeBob. See ya! [walks out]SpongeBob: SquarePants, you've done it again. I guess I know how to throw a party after all. [Gary's got a lampshade on his head] Gary! Well it looks like you had a good time.Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Good night, Gary. [Patchy reappears]Patchy: Oh ho ho, I'm glad to see that old SpongeBob's party worked out. Now I gotta get me own party going! Ready for some real music, Potty?Potty: Bawk! Ready!Patchy: Oh... scurvy ain't for the likes of me, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho... Oh! Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho.. Oh, scurvy ain't for the likes of..Potty: Bawk! It's time for your flute solo.Patchy: Thank you, Potty, I almost forgot... wait a minute, I don't play a flute, I play a fife. [the flute is revealed to be a stick of dynamite] [screaming] Potty, no! [explosion] Wow, I can't believe I survived that one. [gasp] Potty, help me!Potty: Ladies and Gentlemen, Bawk! The Bird Brains![the Bird Brains sing Underwater Sun]Patchy: Aha! Great job, boys! Thanks for stopping by! Don't hit the porthole on the way out. [to the audience] And thank you for stopping by! You've made this party a real fun time. [The doorbell rings]Potty: Bawk, the ladies are here!Patchy: Oh! Ladies! Shiver me timbers! Welcome, girlies! [female birds giggle as they come in and attack him] Huh! No!Potty: Goodbye folks!Patchy: It's Potty you're after!Narrator: Thank you for coming to SpongeBob's House Party!"Hall Monitor"Storyboard Director - Chuck KleinStoryboard Artist - Jay LenderWritten by - Chuck Klein, Jay Lender, Mr. LawrenceAnimation Director - Edgar LarrazábalCreative Director - Derek DrymonNarrator: Mrs. Puff's Boating School. Where diligent students learn the rules of the road.Mrs. Puff: Everyone, put down your books, because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day! [SpongeBob squeezes his pencil so hard it shoots up into the air] Let's see here. This weeks hall monitor will be Bart, Jimmy, no, no, Tina, Ralph, mm... [gasps] ...SpongeBob. [SpongeBob moves his desk between 2 rows] It's Jimmy! Jimmy's the hall monitor.Jimmy: Mrs. Puff, I've done it already! [SpongeBob moves his desk closer]Mrs. Puff: Ohh... Phil?Phil: No way, Mrs. Puff. [SpongeBob moves his desk closer]Mrs. Puff: Uhh, Tina, you're the hall monitor.Tina: Hey, I've done it three times already! [SpongeBob moves up closer]Mrs. Puff: B...uh...B-Beth!Student: She graduated!Mrs. Puff: Henry? [SpongeBob moves closer] Vera? [SpongeBob moves closer] Clayton? [SpongeBob is poking Mrs. Puff with his desk as she sighs] Alright, I guess I have no choice. [gulps] The hall monitor of the day is [she sighs] SpongeBob. [SpongeBob launches into the air]SpongeBob: Yahoo! Hall monitor SpongeBob reporting for duty, ma'am! I am ready to assume my position... in the hall! I will protect all that are weak... in the hall! All rules will be enforced... in the hall!Mrs. Puff: Okay! Just take the hat and belt. [tries handing him uniform]SpongeBob: I can't accept that yet, ma'am. First I have to make my speech.Mrs. Puff: You can't make this easy, can you?SpongeBob: Classmates! Who am I to deserve such a great honor? Why, I would be nothing without Mrs. Puff.Mrs. Puff: Give me a break.SpongeBob: And to my public, all I can say is I'm touched. And furthermore, I will carry out my duties... [clock moves forward in time as SpongeBob continues his speech] ...crime and punishment, punishment and crime in the hall! [at this point almost everyone, is asleep ] Which reminds me of an extremely long speech written by the greatest hall monitor of all time. [takes out a long roll of paper] "Friends, students, juvenile delinquents, lend me your ears." [the clock has disappeared, and it is now much later in the day. Puff is asleep at her desk] In conclusion, and without a moment to spare, I will put on this uniform [takes out the hat and belt] and assume my duties as... [puts on the uniform] ...hall monitor! Wish me luck, Mrs. Puff! [walks towards the door then turns around] Oh, and I will be re... [bell rings as all students run over SpongeBob]Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, are you okay?SpongeBob: I overdid the speech again, didn't I?Mrs. Puff: I'm afraid so.SpongeBob: Aww, tartar sauce. I guess I won't be needing this. [takes off his uniform] I hardly knew ya. [gives uniform to Mrs. Puff and walks away saddened]Mrs. Puff: Uhh... SpongeBob?SpongeBob: Yes, Mrs. Puff?Mrs. Puff: I can at least let you wear it until tomorrow.SpongeBob: A-hoo! [dives into the uniform] Thanks, Mrs. Puff!Mrs. Puff: What are the consequences of what I've just done? [cut to SpongeBob walking down the street, singing somewhat incomprehensibly. Then notices a broken traffic light]SpongeBob: Broken traffic light! Who's to say my monitor duties should end just because the bell rang? I can be helpful anywhere! This looks like a job for the hall monitor! [directs traffic, with a whistle, to their destination using all sorts of hand gestures but ends up causing a huge wreck in the end] What would this town do without you, SpongeBob?Fred: My leg! My leg.SpongeBob: On patrol. I'm on patrol. [notices a house with an open window] Uh-oh, an open window. [peeks through the window and there is a couple eating]Vera: More seaweed medley, dear?SpongeBob: The fools. They've left themselves susceptible to danger. I must show them the error of their ways through example. [jumps through the window and onto their table in a ski mask, screaming as he does so] I'm the open window maniac! [both run out screaming] I hope you learned a valuable lesson! [shuts the window and begins walking again] On patrol. I'm on patrol. I'm on patrol... [gasps as he sees a puddle of pink goo on the ground] Vandals! Another crime. [takes his finger and tastes the pink goo] hmm...strawberry! I must act! [more pink goo falls on his head. He looks up and sees Patrick eating some strawberry ice cream] Patrick... [looks around for the voice he just heard] Patrick... Patrick...Patrick: My ice cream! It's alive! [screams and throws away the ice cream]SpongeBob: Patrick! Down here!Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob, it's you. [ice cream cone is on SpongeBob's face]SpongeBob: Patrick. Come down here. [Patrick jumps down on top of SpongeBob]Patrick: SpongeBob? SpongeBob?SpongeBob: I'm down here.Patrick: Hehe, you look funny! Hi, SpongeBob.SpongeBob: That's hall monitor to you!Patrick: Sorry, officer.SpongeBob: Sorry's not good enough, Patrick. You've committed a crime, and I'm taking you in.Patrick: What crime? [shows him the ice cream that is on the ground] I'm a bad person! [cries]Newspaper Boy: Extra! Extra! Maniac strikes Bikini Bottom! City paralyzed with fear! [gives one to SpongeBob] Take it, friends. Arm yourselves with knowledge. [runs off] Extra! Extra! Maniac strikes Bikini Bottom!SpongeBob: [reads paper] Maniac. Bikini Bottom? Car wreck? Break-in? Who better to bring this maniac to justice than me, the hall monitor! But I can't handle this case alone. Patrick, are you ready to give up your life of crime?Patrick: [still crying] I wanna be good!SpongeBob: Hmmm... now you just need a symbol of authority. [Patrick puts the ice cream cone on his head] Perfect! It is our duty to catch this maniac and bring him to justice! But how to proceed? Listen, deputy, you're an ex-criminal. What would you do?Patrick: Hmmm... I'd get an ice cream! [both walk out an ice cream store with ice cream]SpongeBob: Okay, now what?Patrick: Hmmm... [both come out the ice cream store again with ice cream]SpongeBob: This isn't working. We've got to do something else. Something with walkie-talkies! [takes out two walkie-talkies. Patrick grabs one and is elated with joy] And now, duty calls! Alright deputy, I'll go that way, you go some different way! Run em out! [SpongeBob runs off sounding like a siren. The police come driving up and stop beside Patrick]Officer Rob: Afternoon, son.Patrick: Hello, brothers. [salutes to the officers, then raises both eyebrows whilst pointing to his hat]Officer Rob: Son, we're looking for the maniac.Officer John: Have you seen this man?! [Officer #2 whips out a poster that says WANTED MANIAC with SpongeBob's picture on it.]Patrick: [screams] It's the maniac! Take him away! Take him away!Officer Rob: Calm down, son. It's just a drawing, not the real thing. Now we're gonna show you this picture again, and you tell us if you've seen this guy, understand?Patrick: Yeah, uh huh.Officer Rob: Okay. [Officer John shows Patrick the poster again]Patrick: [screams] Horrible!Officer John: [Puts picture away. Shows Patrick the poster again.]Patrick: [Screams again. Both officers then look at each other and smile slyly. Officer John repeatedly takes away and shows the poster to Patrick as he screams every time. Eventually, the officers decide they've had enough fun.]Officer Rob: Stay indoors, son.Officer John: And, uhh, take that cone off your head. [both laugh as they drive off]Patrick: [takes out walkie-talkie] SpongeBob? Come in, SpongeBob. Answer.SpongeBob: SpongeBob here, Patrick. Report.Patrick: [over walkie-talkie] I don't wanna be a policeman anymore! I'm scared!SpongeBob: Get a hold of yourself, deputy.Patrick: [over walkie-talkie, sobbing] I wanna go home!SpongeBob: Poor rookie. Alright, I'm on my way back.Patrick: Hurry SpongeBob, I think it's getting... [the bright sky suddenly, becomes dark] ...dark.SpongeBob: Just put on your siren and I'll be right there.Patrick: Wee-woo. Wee-woo. Wee-woo. Wee-woo. [Patrick picks up the poster that the officers showed him earlier. Then sees a darkish figure down the road. It's SpongeBob but Patrick doesn't realize it] Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Wee-woo! SpongeBob! I see him!SpongeBob: [over walkie-talkie] Where is he, Patrick?Patrick: [over walkie-talkie] At the intersection of Conch and Coral. [SpongeBob turns his head around to read the street sign]SpongeBob: That's where I am. He's right on top of me, but I can't see him! What's he doing?Patrick: Uhh, he's just standing there... menacingly! [screams over walkie-talkie] Get out of there, SpongeBob! [SpongeBob screams] That's his maniac shriek. He's going to attack! [SpongeBob cries while running around in circles] He's acting all crazy! Run! Hide behind that building! [SpongeBob hides behind the building] No, he's behind that building! Oh, quick, hide behind that street sign! [SpongeBob hides behind the street sign] No wait! The maniac just went behind that sign! Quick! Get under the street light! [SpongeBob gets under the street lights] No wait, he's there, too! Run for your life! [SpongeBob jumps inside a mailbox. As he tries to relax, the radio is cutting out]SpongeBob: [over walkie-talkie] Say again, deputy?Patrick: The maniac's in the mailbox! [SpongeBob screams and bursts his arms and legs through the mailbox and runs through buildings and eventually through a fence]SpongeBob: [takes a look at the wanted sign] Huh, this guy's not half-bad-looking for a maniac. Wait a minute, Patrick, I'm the maniac! [Patrick screams and a bunch of police cars surround SpongeBob]Officer Durado: We'll take that as a confession. [Mrs. Puff appears]Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob SquarePants, there you are! I turn my back on you for one minute and you destroy half the city! You should be ashamed of yourself!Officer #1: You know this guy?Mrs. Puff: Of course I do. I'm the one who gave him the uniform in the first place. He's my responsibility. [the cops glare at her] Uh-oh... [at the boating school where the whole class, except SpongeBob, is sleeping. Mrs. Puff is teaching class from jail through the TV] And in conclusion, students: red means stop, green means go. And SpongeBob...SpongeBob: [frowns nervously] Yes, Mrs. Puff?Mrs. Puff: I'd like to see you after class. Six months from now. [jail closure sound]"I Had an Accident"Storyboard Directors - C.H. Greenblatt, KazStoryboard Artist - Chuck KleinWritten by - C.H. Greenblatt, Kaz, Merriwether WilliamsAnimation Director - Frank WeissCreative Director - Derek DrymonPatrick: [screaming while flying on his sandboard, then bashes his body on mountain. The word DEAD flashes, also making a "dead" sound effect][Screen zooms out, revealing that Patrick is only playing a video game with his character while sandboarding down Sand Mountain]Patrick: Aww, I got dead again! This game stinks! [hits a rock and flies and screams then bashes his body on mountain just like on his game]Sandy: See, that's why you must always pay attention to the mountain.SpongeBob: I'm listening to you, mountain! [starts sandboarding, and he passes by Patrick's legs] Don't eat the yellow sand, Patrick!Patrick: Oh, yeah, I forgot. [eats yellow sand on a plate]SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy, watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward"!Squidward: [sits at a table drinking tea close to the mountain] Stop naming moves after me!SpongeBob: [imitating Squidward] Everybody's an idiot except for me.Squidward: Well, it's true. [takes a sip][SpongeBob laughs like Squidward, Sandy and Patrick laugh with him]Sandy: [stops laughing and gasps] SpongeBob! Look out for that tree!SpongeBob: [stops laughing like Squidward] Huh? [avoids tree with scuba diving gear on it] Don't worry guys, everything is under control because I'm an... [hits a log and he goes off mountain] Expert...! [suddenly stops in mid-air] Huh, that's funny. Someone turned the mountain upside down! [camera reveals that SpongeBob is upside down and not the mountain and he screams as he falls]Sandy: SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall!SpongeBob: [makes himself right-side up and he takes off his pants] Like this?Patrick: No, your other bottom!Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?Patrick: Not until 4.[SpongeBob crashes into the ground and his bottom breaks into tiny pieces]Sandy: Ooh, that's gotta hurt!Patrick: Do it again! I wasn't looking![Cuts to the doctor's office]Doctor: Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus has made a full recovery.SpongeBob: My what has a what now?Doctor: Your butt's all better. It's really quite amazing. [he turns an x-ray on] It took 20 hours to put it all back together. We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick. Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, luck boy. But from now on, I'd like you to be more careful. One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there. In the Iron Butt.Tom: [in the Iron Butt] Aww, man. It itches!SpongeBob: [outside hospital] You heard the doctor, SpongeBob. One more injury like that, then it's the Iron Butt! I've been too careless back there. From now on, I am on around the clock butt patrol. [sees Harold behind him] Hep, hep, hep! Stay away from the backside I'm warning you!Harold: What's your problem? [leaves SpongeBob]SpongeBob: Whew. That was close!Football Player: Hey, SpongeBob, why don't you join us? We need an extra player. [another football player catches a football] Nice catch, Percy! [slaps Percy's bottom, SpongeBob cringes as he holds his butt]Jimmy: Hey, SpongeBob! [SpongeBob screams as he turns around, while holding his butt] You've gotta try this, dude! We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine! [crawls between people's legs, who each take turns spanking his butt] Ha, ouch! Ha, ouch! Ha, ouch.Martin: Next. [SpongeBob yells, "no", screams again, and runs off. Everybody looks at him]Squidward: Is this where the line starts?SpongeBob: My butt is not safe out here! [runs inside his house and closes the door] No part of me is safe! [closes the window curtain][Patrick and Sandy return from another trip from Sand Mountain]Sandy: Yeah. Ride 'em, cowboy! [Patrick starts laughing as they enter SpongeBob's house] Hey, SpongeBob!Patrick: [is still laughing while riding on Sandy's back; Sandy glares at him and he gets off her back as well as clearing his throat afterwards] That was fun. [he stops smiling]Sandy: [Patrick smiles again] Hey, SpongeBob, ready to go sandboarding again? SpongeBob?[SpongeBob is sitting in a fetal position in the middle of the floor, with a penny, a potato chip, and a wadded-up napkin lying on the floor in front of him]SpongeBob: [with a little smile on his face] Hello, friends. Enjoying the outside world?Sandy: Whatcha all doing sitting in the middle of the floor like that?SpongeBob: Oh, living out the remainder of my life, in safety. If you guys were smart, you would join me. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor. And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.Sandy: That's crazy talk!Patrick: That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk! [gibberish blabbing, and Sandy hammerfists him to shut him up, bashing his head in] Sorry.SpongeBob: No, Patrick's right, Sandy. You saw what happened and next time it won't just be my butt, it'll be my armpit or my forehead.Patrick: Or your other armpit!SpongeBob: I was wrong to go against nature. I'm a sponge. What was I thinking? Walking…My people are sedentary.Sandy: Just sitting in your house? Ain't you gonna get lonesome?SpongeBob: I won't be alone, so I've got all the friends I need right here. This is Penny... [holds up a penny] and Chip... [holds up a potato chip] and say hello to Used Napkin. [holds up a used napkin]Sandy: How are you gonna keep your job at the Krusty Krab?SpongeBob: No problem! [he grabs the end of a spatula, which is so long it stretches all the way inside the Krusty Krab] A really long spatula. [flips a patty with the really long spatula]Sandy: What about eating?SpongeBob: I'm a sponge! I'll just filter-feed. [breathes in a different and weird way]Sandy: SpongeBob, sooner or later you're gonna have to go outside!SpongeBob: Listen, I've told you but I'm never leaving my house again.Patrick: Never ever?SpongeBob: Never ever ever!Patrick: Never ever ever ever ever for never ever?!SpongeBob: Never ever never never ever ever never!!Patrick: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?!SpongeBob: [sighs exasperatedly] Never ever...SpongeBob and Patrick: Never never never never ever never ever never…SpongeBob: Alright, Patrick, that is enough! Chip, will you mind showing these two to the door? [throws Chip to the door and Sandy and Patrick leave]Patrick: Thank you, Chip. [outside] I guess I'll to have to find a new best friend. Hey, Squidward!Squidward: No! [slams his window shut]Patrick: Oh.Sandy: Don't worry Pat, we'll get SpongeBob to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.Patrick: And that's when I punch him, right? [Sandy gives a bummed look. Patrick and Sandy are jellyfishing outside SpongeBob's house]Sandy: Look at all the jellyfish out here! Too bad SpongeBob's missing out on all the fun!Patrick: [catches a jellyfish] I caught one! [puts head in net and his jellyfish sticks to his face] Huh?SpongeBob: [Patrick gets electrocuted in the background, making him scream in pain] Look at those fools. Risking their lives, jellyfishing! My new hobby is much more safer, isn't it Chip? Dust collecting! [puts on a pair of glasses and a tiny net and waves it in the air] I think I caught one!Sandy: We've got to try something else![Patrick and Sandy are holding a cake in front of SpongeBob's house]Sandy and Patrick: ♪Three cheers on your birthday, SpongeBob! Three cheers for you!♪Sandy: Now you got to blow out the candles and make a wish.SpongeBob: I don't need the wish, Penny. Everything I could ever want is right here. In fact, let's sing our own song about the joy of staying indoors. ♪I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors!♪ Take it away, Penny! [the penny lies silently on the floor]Patrick: [sniffles] That penny has the most beautiful voice.Sandy: That is it, SquarePants! We're gonna find you something that's so dang fun that you'll have to come outside!Sandy: [jumps on a trampoline] Trampoline!Patrick: [holds an ice cream cone] Ice cream!Sandy: [surfs on an underwater wave] Underwater surfing!Patrick: [holds two ice cream cones] Two ice creams!Sandy: [rides on a Ferris wheel] Ferris wheel!Patrick: [the two ice creams are melting] Still two ice creams!Sandy: [struggling with a giant clam] Clam wrestling!Patrick: [washes an old man in a tub] Washing an old person!Sandy: Patrick, that's not fun.Old man: It is for me![Patrick and Sandy watch SpongeBob "filter-feed" from outside]Sandy: Nothing's working, Pat!Patrick: What do we do?Old man: I say we take a bath!Sandy: Wha...will you get out of here?[Patrick and Sandy are hiding behind a coral bush and Patrick is in a gorilla suit]Sandy: Now remember. Don't jump out until I give the signal!Patrick: Right! [he zips up his mask]Sandy: All right, SpongeBob. You win. Stay inside forever. Yours is truly the iron will. Now, Pat! [Patrick comes out in the gorilla suit and acts crazy like a gorilla] Eek! A gorilla! Save me, SpongeBob!SpongeBob: Okay, guys, really. This is your saddest attempt yet. Even Chip knows that's Patrick in the same costume that he wore for Halloween last year.Sandy: No, really! You've got to come and save me! [Suddenly, a second Patrick shows up out of nowhere with an ice cream]Patrick #2: Hey, Sandy, [SpongeBob gives a startled look] who's your friend?Sandy: But you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit.Patrick #1: I am in the gorilla suit. [unzips the gorilla suit] I thought I was doing a pretty good job.Sandy: If you're Patrick, then who is that?[The second Patrick unzips his head, which reveals a real gorilla underneath!]Sandy: [gasps] A real gorilla!SpongeBob: Huh? [The gorilla rips out of the Patrick suit it is wearing. Sandy and Patrick are screaming. The gorilla grabs Patrick and Sandy and puts them in a bag and repeatedly beats them] Oh, my gosh! [Sandy and Patrick are still screaming] This can't be happening! [The gorilla beats SpongeBob's two friends senselessly in the sack] This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about! [the gorilla can be seen still beating up the sack outside the window; it also does things like dribbling the sack and bouncing on it like it's a ball] Well, they were asking for it. It's not like I didn't warn them about the dangers of outside. Yes, Chip, I know they're my two dearest friends in the world, but I told them, I wasn't going outside no matter what. We can do without the name calling, thank you very much, Used Napkin! I know, Chip. If I was out there, bagged by an ape, Patrick and Sandy would risk anything to save me. And I've got to do the same for them. If I don't come back alive, Chip, take good care of Gary.Gary: [eats Chip, killing him] Meow.SpongeBob: Well, here we go. From the safety of my home, to the outside world. [opens the door and steps out] I'm taking my first step. So far, so good. I think I can do this! [the wind blows a piece of paper onto his face; SpongeBob screams] Oh, dear Neptune, get off of me, get off of me! Chip! Help me, help me! [Squidward waters his plants and rolls his eyes and SpongeBob removes the paper off his face] I'm still alive! I did it! I made it outside! Nothing can stop me now! [the gorilla grabs SpongeBob] Is it too late to go back inside again? [the gorilla rips SpongeBob in half]1st half of SpongeBob: It's too late. [the gorilla screeches] Patrick? Sandy?Patrick and Sandy: [still in the bag] Yes, SpongeBob?1st half of SpongeBob: I'm sorry I caused all this. I'm not scared of going outside anymore. But I'm terrified of gorillas now.Sandy: [shaken] Ah, that's okay, SpongeBob. Us too.1st half of SpongeBob: You know what I don't understand though?2nd half of SpongeBob: What?1st half of SpongeBob: What's the gorilla doing underwater in the first place? [the gorilla's eyes widen]Gorilla: [man's voice] Oh! Well, it's funny that you should...um...uh...George, they're onto us! [A zebra rushes onto the screen]George: Let's get outta here! [the gorilla gets on George and rides away with him. Patrick, Sandy and the 2 halves of SpongeBob are watching the gorilla ride on George into the sunset. The screen zooms out to reveal a family watching the episode on TV in bemusement. The father turns to the mother and gives her a confused look, he shakes his head, and turns off the TV]"Valentine's Day"Storyboard Director - Chuck KleinStoryboard Artist - Jay LenderWritten by - Chuck Klein, Jay Lender, Merriwether WilliamsAnimation Director - Fred MillerCreative Director - Derek DrymonSpongeBob: [opens doors with a bunch of hearts in his arms] Happy Valentine's Day, Bikini Bottom! [throws hearts everywhere. Hands one to Squidward but he tears it up. Gives one to Mrs. Puff but her boat runs into a fire hydrant. Gives Plankton a tiny heart. SpongeBob leaps over to Sandy's place]Sandy: Happy Valentine's Day, SpongeBob. I'm nuts for you. [gets out an acorn nut with an arrow stuck through it]SpongeBob: [puts the acorn away and takes out a bottle of chocolate syrup] Well, I'm bubbles for you, Sandy. [blows a chocolate heart bubble]Sandy: [Opens a door on her helmet for the chocolate heart to go into. Eats it] Mmmm, chocolate. Mighty tasty. Patrick's gonna love the one you made for him. [a chocolate balloon is shown and then SpongeBob and Sandy run over and Sandy gets into the basket] Take me through the plan again.SpongeBob: Ok. [SpongeBob blows a chocolate carnival] Step one: [manly voice] Patrick and I get to the Valentine's Day carnival. [a chocolate SpongeBob and Patrick fly in and hop onto the carnival] Step two: I position Patrick and myself on top of the Ferris wheel. [both of them hop over to the ferris wheel where it rides up to the top. Blows a chocolate hot air balloon] Step three: You arrive at designated checkpoint for maximum visual contact. [the balloon floats over above the carnival] Step four: Patrick is thrilled. Mission accomplished. [chocolate bursts all over the screen and then we see Patrick putting a big rock on the ground and pounds the rock into the shape of a heart and picks it up] Hi Patrick.Patrick: [imagines the heart is talking to him] Hello?SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob.Patrick: SpongeBob, what are you doing in there?SpongeBob: Patrick!Patrick: Oh my gosh! Sponge...SpongeBob is stuck inside this rock! [screams] Hold on buddy, I'll get you out! [smashes the rock into a pile of dirt] SpongeBob? SpongeBob?SpongeBob: Patrick...Patrick: SpongeBob! [cries and rubs the pile of dirt against the side of his face] SpongeBob...!SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm right behind you! [Patrick turns around]Patrick: There you are. [holds the pile of dirt in his hands] Happy Valentine's Day! Here's your present.SpongeBob: And I have a present for you!Patrick: You do?SpongeBob: It's the greatest... [Patrick gets excited] ...the bestest... [Patrick gets more excited] ...the most fantabulous... [Patrick gets even more excited] ...present ever! [bounces and rolls all around all excited and overjoyed] But you can't have it yet. [Patrick stops rolling and bouncing around]Patrick: Huh? Why not?SpongeBob: Because it's not ready yet.Patrick: Is it ready now?SpongeBob: Not yet.Patrick: How about now?SpongeBob: Do you want to ruin the surprise?Patrick: Yes!SpongeBob: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!Patrick: Oh, come on, please!SpongeBob: Hmmm...nope, sorry.Patrick: [grabs on to SpongeBob's legs and feet] You gotta tell me!SpongeBob: No can do! [laughs] You'll just have to wait! [SpongeBob walks off with Patrick still hanging on his legs and feet]Patrick: Please. Oh please... [still hanging on his legs we see SpongeBob walking through the middle of nowhere] ...please-please-please-please. Tell me-tell me-tell me. Please?!SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, here we arePatrick: [gasps as he sees the carnival] You got me a carnival? Mine! All mine, mine, mine, mine. [Patrick runs inside the carnival and SpongeBob runs in behind him] Mine, mine, mine! All right, everybody out! This is my carnival!SpongeBob: It's not the carnival.Patrick: Oh.SpongeBob: [takes a quarter out of his pocket] Here, why don't you take this quarter and...Patrick: [snatches it from SpongeBob] Oh my gosh, a quarter! I've always wanted a quarter!SpongeBob: It's not the quarter.Patrick: Oh.SpongeBob: Now take that quarter and buy some cotton candy... [Patrick interrupts and SpongeBob's finger deflates]Patrick: Cotton candy! I can't believe it! [Patrick chases the cotton candy seller] Cotton candy!Cotton Candy Seller: Hey, get away! Hey!Sandy: Sandy to SpongeBob. [SpongeBob takes out a walkie-talkie where Sandy's voice is coming from] Sandy to SpongeBob. Come in SpongeBob.SpongeBob: Ten-four Sandy, SpongeBob here. [we see Sandy closing in with the balloon on the carnival]Sandy: [floating toward the carnival in the balloon] I got a visual on the carnival. You want me to bring her in?SpongeBob: Ohh, not yet, Sandy. Patrick's still trying to guess what his Valentine is.Sandy: [chuckles] You are such a kidder, Sandy out. That SpongeBob... [a group of Orange Balloon Destroyer oysters are heading toward the balloon] Scallops...chocolate-eating scallops!Patrick: So if it's not cotton candy then what is it? I can't take it!SpongeBob: You'll have to guess!Patrick: [points at a tent] This tent?SpongeBob: No.Patrick: [holds up a man who is waiting in line for Heart-A-Whirl] This guy?SpongeBob: No. [we see micro-organisms swimming around; it's Patrick's view through a microscope]Patrick: This paramecium?SpongeBob: [laughs] Nope.Patrick: [giggles] Heh, you're a sly one. I can't find here in the carnival...because it's on top of Mount 'Climb Up and Fall Off'. [runs up the mountain and falls off then runs back to SpongeBob] It wasn't there either!SpongeBob: Are you sure? [runs up mountain and falls off again. SpongeBob uses his walkie-talkie to tell Sandy something] SpongeBob to Sandy, you can bring it in now. [Sandy is using a whip to keep scallops away]Sandy: Uhh, SpongeBob, we got ourselves a little problem. I got a pack of chocolate-eating scallops trying to rustle the balloon! Hi-yah! Get away, you sweet-toothed varmints! Hi-yah! I'm going to be a little late!SpongeBob: Late? But what about... [Patrick still jumping on and off mountain] ...Patrick?Sandy: Hing-ya! Take him up to the Ferris wheel and I'll meet you there! Sandy out!SpongeBob: [puts away the walkie-talkie] If Patrick doesn't get his valentine... [screams]Patrick: [suddenly appears from behind, all bruised] I'm pretty sure it's not up there, SpongeBob!SpongeBob: Uhh...Patrick, actually it's on the Ferris...Patrick: Ferris wheel! [he grabs Sponge and runs toward it; cut to them on the Ferris wheel being brought to the top] I'm ready for the greatest Valentine's present in the whole world now, SpongeBob.SpongeBob: Well this is where you're gonna get it...I hope. Just keep looking out there, pal. [SpongeBob talks to Sandy again on the walkie-talkie] SpongeBob to Sandy, SpongeBob to Sandy, come in, Sandy! [Sandy is fighting the chocolate eating scallops]Sandy: Sandy to SpongeBob, I got my ox in a ditch here! I'm way off course! The scallops are eating the balloon! They're everywhere! [One scallop bites the balloon and the air goes out and it floats down] Aw, shoot! We're going down, SpongeBob! Switch to plan B!SpongeBob: No, no, B, Sandy! No, B! [Patrick is smiling big waiting for his surprise] Uh, Patrick, you know how sometimes you plan something special and things don't just work out?Patrick: No...no...eh-gee! Holy mackerel! Is it hot up here or what! [rips off his shirt and moves the ferries wheel seats back and forth and then up and down. Next, the ferries wheel is jumping up and down and then SpongeBob puts out his hand/arm]SpongeBob: Patrick, here it is! [Patrick stares at SpongeBob's hand/arm]Patrick: What's that?SpongeBob: It's a handshake...a friendly handshake.Patrick: A handshake? That's the big gift? You got me a handshake?SpongeBob: A friendly handshake. Happy Valentine's Day! [Patrick shakes his hand and stares it and makes a grumpy looking face. SpongeBob laughs and throughout their playtime in the carnival, Patrick has the same grumpy look on his face]Patrick: I've been thinking. At first a handshake doesn't seem like much, but really it's the thought that counts… [a woman walks up with a box shaped like a heart full of chocolates in her arms]Fran: Hey SpongeBob, I just wanted to thank you for this box of chocolates.SpongeBob: Uh, no problem Fran. [walks off]Patrick: And even though I was expecting more... [a man with roses walks up]Dave: Thanks for the roses, SpongeBob. Happy Valentine's Day.SpongeBob: You too, Dave. [walks off]Patrick: And not that it matters that we've been friends for so long... [some woman walks by with a bike]Female Fish: Hey SpongeBob, thanks for the bike! [talking to Patrick] Can you believe this guy? I just met him this morning! [Patrick begins to fume]Patrick: So as I was saying...Male Fish: Excuse me; do you guys have the time?Patrick: [Patrick gets angry and yells] [House of Horror music composed by W. Merrick Farran, Thomas Chase, and Steve Rucker starts playing] Patrick needs love, too! [Patrick goes psycho freaky. He bangs his stomach like a gorilla. Grunts angrily as he runs closer towards the screen. Angrily approaches the balloon cart, then cuts the balloon strings from a salesman and smashes the balloon cart with his buttocks. Cut to scene where children play with a guy in a heart suit. The children run off as Patrick approaches]Patrick: I defy you, Heartman! [Patrick rips the suit in half and yells again]P.A. System: Attention everyone, there's a chubby pink starfish on the loose! [everyone runs screaming. Patrick sees a twirl-around ride that has hearts on it and goes mad over it]Patrick: Heart on stick must die! [goes to the pole and tries to pick it up. Gives up eventually in tiredness. Patrick sees a little girl eating a heart-shaped lollipop] Heart on stick must die! [grabs it, breaks it, and stuffs it in his mouth. Girl screams as Patrick takes the lollipop.]SpongeBob: [gasps] Patrick!Patrick: [Turns around with an evil look on his face. Angrily grumbles jibberish, making everyone scared and run to a dead-end at the Goo Lagoon dock. Patrick goes freaky on them, there was nothing that everybody couldn't do] Huaaagh![everyone gets scared]Patrick: Give me SpongeBob! [SpongeBob is thrown in front of the group of citizens]SpongeBob: [laughs embarrassingly]Patrick: You broke my heart! Now I'm gonna break something of yours!SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, I know I deserve this. [notes the crowd] But, do they?Patrick: They didn't get me anything either! [They throw a pile of gifts at Patrick's feet] Nope, it's too late for that now... for all of you! [walks onto and over the gifts, about to kill everyone, starting with SpongeBob. the citizens take a step back and SpongeBob is scared]Sandy: Yee-haw! Get along little shellfish! Gallop you scallops! [whipping the scallops as she lands in the carnival with the balloon]SpongeBob: Yeah! Sandy's here! Woo-hoo! Look Patrick, it's here! It's here! The best valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you! [jumping up and down pointing behind Patrick]Patrick: Sure it is.SpongeBob: I'm telling you, it's right there, turn around!Patrick: Uh-uh.SpongeBob: Patrick, just turn around! [But he wouldn't listen. everyone is yelling at Patrick to turn around but he doesn't]Crowd: Turn around! You nincompoop! Why you?Patrick: You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?Crowd: Yes! Turn around!Patrick: No.Crowd: Turn - a-round! Turn - a-round!Patrick: Nuh-uh. I'm gonna say this once and I'm not going to say it again, so pay attention. I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason...ever!Sandy: Howdy, Patrick!Patrick: [turns around] Hi Sandy! [notices the chocolate balloon then is confused and speaks gibberish]SpongeBob: Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick! [Patrick jumps for joy and jumps on the balloon]Patrick: Yay! My valentine! Hey, is this solid chocolate?SpongeBob: Patrick, no! [Patrick bites the balloon and chocolate spills everywhere. SpongeBob and Patrick are in the mess]Patrick: Aw SpongeBob, you didn't have to get me anything.SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS HOUSE PARTY Executive Producer Stephen HillenburgSupervising Producer Derek DrymonLine Producer Helen KalafaticArt Director Nicholas R. JenningsSupervising Director Alan SmartStoryboard Supervisor Sherm CohenExecutive Story Editor Merriwether WilliamsWriters Mark O'HareKent OsborneDerek DrymonStephen Hillenburg CastTom Kenny SpongeBob, Narrator, Gary, Patchy, AnnouncerBill Fagerbakke PatrickRodger Bumpass Squidward, Smart Fish, Diver DickClancy Brown Mr. KrabsCarolyn Lawrence Sandy, HelenMr. Lawrence Plankton, Larry the Lobster, Lou, Fish #2Mary Jo Catlett Mrs.PuffLori Alan PearlDee Bradley Baker Husband Fish, Fish #1, Officer Dude Fish, Late FishSirena Irwin Minnie Mermaid, Wife Fish, O'Malley, Lady FishCarlos Alazraqui Dude Fish, Late FishSergio Ristie Kind NeptuneKevin Michael Richardson King Neptune (voice)Stephen Hillenburg PottyPaul Tibbitt Fisherman Extras Renae BrightRich MagallanesBruce ChengJennie MonicaC.H. GreenblattKent OsborneDavid GreerCarlos PalazioStephen HillenburgBrita PetersonDennis HoorterKristina PetersonHelen KalafaticAdriene ReyCarson KuglerKimberly RussellIan LantzJennifer SaxonChristina LeahTroy StetsonRenee MassaroJustin StilesPaul TibbittArt BellJune BlissKit BoyceDan CheserMarcy Lynn DeweyMargaret HouNathan JohnsonSteve KellamsKatie MitchellKenny PittengerAlan SmartMishelle SmithHanzhi Tang Casting Director Donna Grillo GonzalesCasting and Music Coordinator Jennie MonicaExecutive Assistant Nathan JohnsonSupervising Recording Engineers Krandal CrewsBill Devine2nd Recording Engineers Justin BrinsfieldStudio Assistant Mishelle SmithProduction Dialogue Supervisor Tony OstynAnimatic Supervisor Paul FinnAnimatic Editor Brian RobitailleAssistant Storyboard Artists Zeus CervasRob RosenTed SekoHeather MartinezOriginal Character Design Stephen HillenburgCharacter Designer Todd WhiteProp Designer Thaddeus Paul CouldronCharacter Clean-Up Eduardo AcostaLayout Supervisor Kenny PittengerBG Layout Design John SeymorePaula SpenceBackground Painters Peter BennettMichael ChenAndy "Spike" ClarkCalvin G. LiangBG Scanning Department Stephen ChristianSteven KellamsEric StantonCGI Animator Hanzhi TangColor Key Supervisor Teale Reon WangColor Stylist Dene Ann HemingProduction Manager June BlissProduction Coordinators Michelle BryanMarcy Lynn DeweyProduction Assistants Jacqueline BuscarinoDerek IversenFinal Checker Karen ShafferFreelance Sheet Timer Juli Murphy HashiguchiPost Production Supervisor Eric WeyenbergAssistant Editor Jeff AdamsAdditional Post Production Services Justin SmithPicture Editor Margaret HouPost Production Sound Supervisor and Mixer Timothy J. BorquezSound FX Designer and Editor Jeffrey HutchinsDialogue Editor Thomas C. SysloRe-Recording Mixers Eric FreemanRoy BravermanFoley Monette BecktoldDan CubertMusic Editor Nicolas CarrMusic Composed by Los MeltonesLovecatTheo MondleJeremy Wakefield"SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song" Lyrics by Stephen Hillenburg, Derek DrymonComposed by Hank Smith MusicPerformed by Pat Pinney"Underwater Sun" Composed by Peter StrausLyrics by Stephen HillenburgPerformed by Lux Interior"Bird Brains" Composed by Peter StrausPerformed by Stephen Hillenburg, Steve Belfer, Carlos Palazio, GoogeOn-Line Editors Barry CohenMargaret HouDaVinci Colorist Dexter P.Post Production Services Hacienda PostHollywood DigitalEncoreAnimation Services Rough Draft Studios, KoreaOverseas Supervisor Doug WilliamsLive Action Island Footage by Bad Clams Productions, inc.Title Still Photography by David FrapwellStock Footage Provided by Fish Films Footage WorldImage Bank Film by Getty ImagesProducer's Library Service Storyboard Directors for Live Action Sequences Paul TibbittKent OsborneScene Timing for Live Action Sequences Tom YasumiLive Action Sequences Written by Pault TibbittKent OsborneMerriwether Williams Live Action SequencesDirector Mark OsborneLine Producer Nick PaineAssistant Director Luke Scully2nd Assistant Director Andrew HarveyCamera Operator Drew GiannettaWardrobe Teri ValazzaMakeup Artist Tony CandelariaSpecial Costumes David CandelariaPuppeteers Cameron BaityMark CaballeroCesar RomeroJonathan SilsbySeamus WalshFood Stylist Claire CrespoSpecialty Prop Makers Cameron BaityDavid CandelariaMark CaballeroSeamus WalshJohn RamsayCesar RomeroJonathan SilsbyGaffer Kelly WaldmanElectricians Craig KiefBob LowryBoard Operator Robert DickGrip Vic PriceDoug LasaterSwing/efx Dennis HoerterCamera Assistant Greg WilliamsJib Operator Tony PortoVideo Assist Alex CacciarelliProduction Mixer Dave KirschnerBoom Operator Craig DollingerConstruction Coordinator Matthew HaynesScript Supervisor Varda HardyCostume Assistants Lisa DamatoLisa HarrisCostume Dressor Blanca HarperSet Dresser Nee Le'auAssistant Set Dressors Michael TriantWalt StromCraft Service Greg BruhamerStage Utility David WoodsStill Photographer Christine Marie Live Action Sequences 2nd UnitCamera Operator Helder King SunCamera Assistant Karen Del RioAudio Craig RovelloMake-Up Artist Lisa Carey Developed by Derek DrymonTim HillNicholas R. JenningsProduction Executive Eric ColemanExecutive in Charge of Production Lolee AriesHALL MONITOR Executive Producer Stephen HillenburgLine Producer Donna CastriconeArt Director Nicholas R. JenningsSupervising Director Alan SmartStory Editor Peter BurnsWriters Peter BurnsMr. LawrenceAlex GordonDerek DrymonStephen Hillenburg CastTom Kenny SpongeBob//Narrator/BillBill Fragerbakke Patrick Star/StudentMr. Lawrence Guy/Cop #1/NewsieDee Bradley Baker Cop #2/Husband/JimmyMary Jo Catlett Mrs. PuffCarolyn Lawrence Tina/Wife Casting Director Donna GrilloCasting Coordinator Alex GordonExecutive Assistant Jennie MonicaSupervising Sound Engineer Krandal Crews2nd Engineer Jim LeberAssistant Engineer Justin BrinsfieldAudio Supervisor and Dialogue Editor Tony OstynAnimatic Operator Brian RobitailleAnimatic Scanner Kevin ZelchAssistant Storyboard Artists Carl GreenblattBruce B. HellerBill ReissSoonjin MooneyOriginal Character Design Stephen HillenburgCharacter Designer Todd WhiteProp Designer Thaddeus Paul CouldronClean-Up Artist Soonjin MooneyArtist Intern Cynthia TelloLayout Supervisor Kenny PittengerBG Layout Design John SeymorePaula SpenceBackground Painters Peter BennettMichael ChenAndy "Spike" ClarkCalvin G. LiangDigital BG Supervisior Andrew BrandouDigital BG Coordinator David WigforssDigital BG Assistants Stephen ChristianSteven KellamsSupervising Color Stylist Teale Reon WangColor Stylist Dene Ann HemingAssistant Color Key Meg HannaSheet Timers Larry LeichliterJulie Murphy HashiguchiFinal Checker Karen ShafferProduction Coordiantors Megan BrownJune TedescoProduction Assistants Marcy DeweyDerek IversenPost Production Director Heather AdmasPost Production Supervisor Wendi McNeesePost Production Assistants Matt BrownMishelle SmithShawn TraskPicture Editor Lynn HobsonPost Production Sound Supervisor and Mixer Timothy J. BorquezSound FX Editor Jeff HutchinsDialogue - ADR Editor Jason FreedmanRe-Recording Mixers Timothy J. BorquezTimothy J. GarrityFoley Mixer Brad BrockFoley Artist Diane GrecoMusic Editor Nicolas CarrMusic Composed by The Blue HawaiiansSage Guyton & Jeremy WakefieldSteve BelferMusic Contributions Lovecat MusicSpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song Lyrics by Stephen Hillenburg, Derek DrymonComposed by Hank Smith MusicOn-Line Editors Kip GibsonBarry CohenDan AguilarDavinci Colorist Dexter P.Post Production Services Todd AO – Hollywood DigitalAnderson VideoEncore VideoAnimation Services Rough Draft Studios, KoreaOverseas Supervisor Doug WilliamsLive Action Footage by Bad Clams Productions, inc.Dolphin Footage Provided by Fish Films Footage WorldEnergy Film LibraryStill Photography by David FrapwellDeveloped by Derek DrymonTim HillNicholas R. JenningsProduction Executive Eric ColemanExecutive in Charge of Production Brian A. MillerI HAD AN ACCIDENT Executive Producer Stephen HillenburgSupervising Producer Derek DrymonLine Producer Helen KalafaticArt Director Nicholas R. JenningsSupervising Director Alan SmartStoryboard Supervisor Sherm CohenExecutive Story Editor Merriwether WilliamsWriters Mark O'HareKent OsborneDerek DrymonStephen Hillenburg CastTom Kenny SpongeBob, Gary, Jellyfish, Narrator, Old Fish Bill Fagerbakke Patrick, Angry FishRodger Bumpass Squidward, DoctorCarolyn Lawrence SandyMr. Lawrence Old Man Jenkins, Fish #27, Fish #40Dee Bradley Baker Fish #1, Iron Butt Fish, HorseSirena Irwin Nurse, Fish #42, Fish #1Tom Wilson Football Fish, Fish #2Frank Welker GorillaAndre Sogliuzzo Stunt GorillaScott Heathcote DadDale Horowitz MomRoxanne Sarlak GirlChristian Trimble Boy Casting Director Donna Grillo GonzalesCasting and Music Coordinator Jennie MonicaExecutive Assistant Nathan JohnsonSupervising Recording Engineer Krandal Crews2nd Recording Engineer Justin BrinsfieldStudio Assistant Mishelle SmithProduction Dialogue Supervisor Tony OstynAnimatic Supervisor Paul FinnAnimatic Editor Brian RobitailleAssistant Storyboard Artists Zeus CervasRob RosenTed SekoOriginal Character Design Stephen HillenburgCharacter Designer Todd WhiteProp Designer Thaddeus Paul CouldronCharacter Clean-Up Eduardo AcostaLayout Supervisor Kenny PittengerBG Layout Design John SeymorePaula SpenceBackground Painters Peter BennettMichael ChenAndy "Spike" ClarkCalvin G. LiangBG Scanning Department Stephen ChristianSteven KellamsEric StantonColor Key Supervisor Teale Reon WangColor Stylist Dene Ann HemingProduction Manager June BlissProduction Coordinators Michelle BryanMarcy Lynn DeweyProduction Assistants Jacqueline BuscarinoDerek IversenFinal Checker Karen ShafferSheet Timer Juli Murphy HashiguchiPost Production Supervisor Eric WeyenbergAssistant Editor Jeff AdamsAdditional Post Production Services Justin SmithPicture Editors Lynn HobsonMargaret HouPost Production Sound Supervisor & Mixer Timothy J. BorquezSound FX Designer and Editor Jeffrey HutchinsDialogue Editor Tony OstynRe-Recording Mixers Roy BravermanEric FreemanFoley Monette BecktoldKrickett JonesMusic Editor Nicolas CarrMusic Composed by Brad CarowSage GuytonJeremy WakefieldNicolas Carr"SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song" Lyrics by Stephen Hillenburg, Derek DrymonComposed by Hank Smith MusicPerformed by Pat PinneyOn-Line Editors Barry CohenLynn HobsonDaVinci Colorist Dexter P.Post Production Services Hacienda PostHollywood DigitalEncoreAnimation Services Rough Draft Studios, KoreaOverseas Supervisor Doug WilliamsLive Action Island Footage by Bad Clams Productions, inc.Title Still Photography by David FrapwellDeveloped by Derek DrymonTim HillNicholas R. JenningsSpecial Thanks Rich MagallanesAlan SmartTodd WhiteProduction Executive Eric ColemanExecutive in Charge of Production Lolee AriesVALENTINE'S DAY Executive Producer Stephen HillenburgLine Producer Donna CastriconeArt Director Nicholas R. JenningsSupervising Director Alan SmartStory Editor Merriwether WilliamsWriters Merriwether WilliamsMr. LawrenceDerek DrymonStephen HillenburgScript Coordinator Alex Gordon CastTom Kenny SpongeBob/Vender Fish/KidRodger Bumpass SquidwardBill Fagerbakke PatrickCarolyn Lawrence Sandy CheeksSirena Irwin Little Fish/Gril #1, #2Mary Jo Catlett Mrs. PuffMr. Lawrence Plankton/AnnouncerDee Bradley Baker Fish #3, #4/Frank Devin Johnson Kid Casting Director Donna GrilloCasting Coordinator Alex GordonExecutive Assistant Jennie MonicaSupervising Sound Engineer Krandal Crews2nd Engineer Jim LeberAssistant Engineer Justin BrinsfieldProduction Audio Supervisor Tony OstynAnimatic Supervisor Paul FinnAnimatic Operator Brian RobitailleAnimatic Scanner Kevin ZelchAssistant Storyboard Artists Carl GreenblattBruce B. HellerBill ReissOriginal Character Design Stephen HillenburgCharacter Designer Todd WhiteProp Designer Thaddeus Paul CouldronClean-Up Artists Soonjin MooneyLayout Supervisor Kenny PittengerBG Layout Design John SeymorePaula SpenceBackground Painters Peter BennettMichael ChenAndy "Spike" ClarkCalvin G. LiangDigital BG Supervisor Andrew BrandouDigital BG Coordinator David WigforssDigital BG Assistants Stephen ChristianSteven KellamsSupervising Color Stylist Teale Reon WangColor Stylist Dene Ann HemingProduction Coordinators Megan BrownJune TedescoProduction Assistants Marcy DeweyDerek IversenSheet Timing Julie Murphy HashiguchiAndrew OvertoomLarry LeichliterFinal Checker Gary HallGlenn HigaPost Production Director Heather AdamsPost Production Supervisor Wendi McNeesePost Production Services Michael PetakMishelle SmithPicture Editor Lynn HobsonPost Production Sound Supervisor and Mixer Timothy J. BorquezSound FX Designer and Editor Jeffrey HutchinsSound Editors Eric FreemanGabriel RosasRe-Recording Mixers Timothy J. BorquezTimothy J. GarrityFoley Mixer Brad BrockFoley Artist Monette HoldererMusic Editor Nicolas CarrMusic Composed by The Blue HawaiiansSage Guyton & Jeremy WakefieldSteve BelferBrad CarowMusic Contributions Lovecat Music"SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song" Lyrics by Stephen Hillenburg, Derek DrymonComposed by Hank Smith MusicPerformed by Pat PinneyOn-Line Editors Barry CohenDan AguilarDaVinci Colorist Dexter P.Post Production Services Todd-AO Hollywood DigitalThe Post GroupEncore VideoAnimation Services Rough Draft Studios, KoreaOverseas Supervisor Doug WilliamsLive Action Island Footage by Bad Clams Productions, inc.Protozoan Footage provided by Fish Films, inc.Title Still Photography by David FrapwellDeveloped by Derek DrymonTim HillNicholas R. JenningsProduction Executive Eric ColemanExecutive in Charge of Production Brian A. 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