The Magician's Code Part 2


 * [At the JFK passenger terminal, Barney and Quinn are asked about the luggage]
 * Barney: It's mine. Did you have to replace the luggage too?
 * Quinn: By the time we land again you'll be wearing hot pink stilettos.
 * TSA Officer: [sees box in bag] What's that?
 * Quinn: Yeah, what is that?
 * Barney: It's a magic box. You see, I'm something of a magician.
 * TSA Officer: Open the box, sir.
 * Barney: [laughs] Oh, I can't do that. [K9 barks]
 * TSA Officer #2: Sir, are there drugs in that box?
 * Barney: Oh no, he's probably just barking because of the explosives. [officers draw firearms]
 * Quinn: Oh my God.
 * TSA Officer: Tell us what's in the box right now!
 * Barney: I can't. Magician's Code.


 * [Ted drives with Victoria riding shotgun]
 * Victoria: Where shall we go? Your place? My place? We could go on my honeymoon. [laughs] Just kidding...although it is paid for.
 * Ted: I know where we should go.
 * Victoria: Where?
 * Ted: Your wedding. I'm taking you back.
 * Victoria: I don't understand. I thought you wanted this.
 * Ted: I do want this. I've thought about you so many times, what might have been...but I got left at the altar and it nearly killed me. You're someone's fiancee, and I have to respect that. So let's hit a motel, jam in a quickie and get you back to your wedding. It's the right thing to do.
 * Victoria: Some part of me needed to hear you say that running away together wasn't an option, and now that I know that, it's like I'm sobering up. Is there any way we can pretend that this never happened?
 * Ted: [softly] This never happened.