Here Comes the Doom / Brain Purge


 * Police Officer: Tom, you're under arrest for the squashing of Jerry. You'll have the right to remain silent. You'll have the right to the attorney. And you'll have the right to know where you using you to make the law show for kids.


 * Droopy: Since he can't talk. We'll put you down in guilty


 * Nibbles: Sylvester, you're a cat. Do you think Tom is guilty?
 * Sylvester: Sure. Why not.
 * Nibbles: No further questions.


 * Droopy: The defendant is guilty. Do you have anything to say? Then, I sentence you with a lifetime getting hit in the head with irons. Starting now.


 * (Agent J arrives)
 * Agent J: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not supposed to know about aliens and stuff. Looks like you people need a Brain Purge.


 * Jeff: Hey, hey, wait. This is my show.
 * Agent J: Yeah. Tell that to the steak here.
 * Jeff: Okay, this is... A lovely set here. Thanks for having me out.


 * AGent J: Noy anymore you didn't.


 * Alien: I don't know them.
 * Agent J: Whoops. I guess I should get rid of the alien first, huh.


 * Agent J: Great. Now, he's out of the here. Everybody, look at me.
 * Jeff: Wait a minute. You're not the host. This is my... Moment to shine. What's a question, J?


 * Agent J: Hey, you know this pretty handy. Next question, is who said they saw a mermaid? Who's parking spot did I take? Who saw Men in Black III? Who thought this show is a good idea? Who wishes never saw this episode again?