Woodyplicity


 * Mark: My car!
 * Woody: My door!


 * Mark: Why are you even driving it?


 * VJ: Oh, yeah. Sorry for losing the bottle cap.


 * Sam: It's Zorro okay?


 * Mark: Why the hell did you crash my car?


 * Woody: This one for you, Captain.
 * Dori: What's with a big hole in a wall?


 * Woody: What can I do you for?


 * Woody: Speaking of which, your hasel light is sapphires.
 * Dori: I'm Dori. Four Star Chef and I can do things with a spatula that would cruel your toes.


 * Dori: Actually, I wrote the book on it. (Shows Woody a Cooking for Dudes on all 4 Burners Book) Call me some time. (Hands Woody her phone number)


 * Tori: Hi.
 * Woody: Back so soon? And with a ponytail. Very spotty. Me likey.
 * Tori: Gee thanks. But, do I know you?


 * Tori: Call me some time, cutie.
 * Woody: Tori? Dori? Sweet. I'm having twins.
 * VJ: Hey, I'm sorry for ruined your car, dude.


 * VJ: No, no, no.


 * Woody: Eh, what the hell.


 * Guy: Oops.


 * VJ: Oh, no, no, no.


 * Sam: Twins, eh?


 * Sam: Dream on. You want my help?


 * Woody: Oh, yeah.


 * Dori: So what kind of books do you like?


 * Dori: DVD Books? You're such a riot?
 * Woody: It's my mom. I gotta take this.
 * Dori: Aw.
 * Woody: Hello there, Ms. Tori. Ten minutes? Taste of Wang? Sure. Sam, I gotta run. So, I need you to babysit Dori.


 * Sam: Okay. Happy to help out.
 * Woody: Hey, Dori, this is my friend, Sam. She's gonna keep you company. I gotta go get my Mom's pills.


 * Dori: Really?
 * Tori: Like I don'y get coin laundries. Who cares if their pocket change is dirty.


 * Tori: Yeah. They must making an awful racket raddle around in there.
 * Woody: Yeah.


 * Woody: Say what?
 * Both: Tori?
 * Dori: What are you doing here?
 * Tori: I follow my date here.
 * Dori: Your date? He's my date.
 * Tori: It's that true? What's going on?
 * Woody: Um, well. What can I say.