Gone Wishin'

00:08:55	>> Flapjac H? 00:08:56	>> K'nuckles: [ Panting ] >> Flapjack: Cap'n! 00:08:59	>> Bubbie: What is that fool up to now? 00:09:01	>> K'nuckles: Aaah! 00:09:02	>> All: [ Grunting ] >> Both: [ Gasp ] [ electricity crackles ] >> K'nuckles: [ Screaming ] ooh! 00:09:13	] >> Both: [ Gasp ] >> K'nuckles: Ah! 00:09:16	[ Laughs ] yes! 00:09:19	It's mine, mer-dorks! 00:09:21	You can't get me now -- unless you grow a pair of legs! 00:09:25	>> Ohh. 00:09:27	>> K'nuckles: ♪♪ A-cha-cheaty- do ♪♪ 00:09:29	unh, unh, unh! 00:09:34	>> The color of my new home will break my heart inside its own. 00:09:38	My candy tears you will consume. 00:09:41	My fins and scales will split in two. 00:09:43	The queen of ocean depths doth die. 00:09:46	No longer mer, but maid of sky. 00:09:53	>> Flapjack: What is goin' on here? 00:09:55	>> Bubbie: Seriously. 00:09:57	>> K'nuckles: Huh? 00:09:58	Oh, i, uh -- I stole her heart. 00:10:00	Uh, she's the queen of the mermaids. 00:10:02	She has a lot of guards. 00:10:03	Whatever. 00:10:04	You heard the riddle. 00:10:05	>> Flapjack: Doesn't she need her heart to live? 00:10:09	>> K'nuckles: She looks all her heart back? 00:10:12	>> K'nuckles: Nah! 00:10:14	It's not reallyherheart. 00:10:15	It just symbolizes, uh, uh, something. 00:10:17	I don't know. 00:10:18	Mermaids are weird. 00:10:20	>> Flapjack: She's not blinking. 00:10:21	>> K'nuckles: Flapjack, mermaids are weird! 00:10:23	You're supposed to just take something from them, and they'll say a riddle and stare at you, and then you can walk away. 00:10:30	Would you just get down here and check out this mermaid's heart? 00:10:34	It's full of magic, wish-granting, candy mermaid tears! 00:10:37	We can wish for that thing we've always wanted. 00:10:41	>> Finally, we are one. 00:10:43	>> K'nuckles: To go to candied island! 00:10:45	>> Flapjack: Uh, oh -- oh, yeah. 00:10:47	>> K'nuckles: All right, here she goes. 00:10:50	Just eat one of these mermaid tears. 00:10:53	>> Flapjack: Ohh. 00:10:54	>> K'nuckles: We're going to candied island. 00:10:57	>> Flapjack: Candied island! 00:10:58	>> K'nuckles: Ah! 00:10:59	>> Flapjack: Ah! 00:11:01	Hey, cap'n? 00:11:02	] maybe before we go, can I use some of these wishes for fun on our last day in stormalong? 00:11:09	>> K'nuckles: Yeah, we're never coming back to this dump. 00:11:12	We can do whatever we want. 00:11:13	>> Bubbie: No, hold on. 00:11:14	I only heard -- >> Both: [ Laughing ] >> Bubbie: Oh, all right, ignore bubbie! 00:11:19	Maybe bubbie will ignore you later. 00:11:23	[ Muttering ] >> Both: [ Laughing ] >> K'nuckles: Okay, let's try it out. 00:11:28	.. 00:11:30	For golden eyeballs! 00:11:33	>> Ooh. ah. 00:11:38	] >> K'nuckles: I'm blind! 00:11:40	>> Flapjack: Let me try it. 00:11:41	..a muscly arm. 00:11:43	>> K'nuckles: Ah, come on, k'nuckles. 00:11:47	>> Flapjack: I wish 8-arm willy was here. 00:11:50	] >> huh? 00:11:51	] >> K'nuckles: Flapjack! 00:11:52	>> Flapjack: I wish 8-arm willy was somewhere else. 00:11:55	>> K'nuckles: There you are! 00:11:57	Okay. 00:11:57	I wish my mouth to forever be full of maple syrup. 00:12:01	And also that I was not blind anymore. 00:12:05	>> K'nuckles: Hmm? 00:12:07	I can see! 00:12:07	[ Laughs ] mmm, this tastes great. 00:12:11	It's a little hard to breathe. 00:12:14	Uh, I wish I could breathe syrup and that I had beautiful, long hair and that that hag was a beautiful, tame horse. 00:12:24	>> [ Neighs ] >> K'nuckles: [ Laughs ] >> Flapjack:.. 00:12:29	To spit anchors, have really tall legs, eyes that see through walls, and to never have to go to the bathroom again. 00:12:36	Whoa! 00:12:37	] ] wonderful. 00:12:42	Whoa. 00:12:43	Oh. 00:12:43	What are you doing down there, peppermint larry? 00:12:48	.. 00:12:52	[ Carnival music plays ] [ laughs ] >> K'nuckles: Ah. 00:13:00	I wish I could sit on that cloud. 00:13:02	Whee! 00:13:04	>> Flapjack: Hey, I want to .. 00:13:06	] ...on a cloud, too! 00:13:09	>> K'nuckles: Put that arm away. 00:13:10	I'll wish it for you. 00:13:11	.. 00:13:14	>> Wish! Wish! Wish! Wish! Wish! 00:13:15	Wish! Wish! Wish! Wish! 00:13:16	>> Both: [ Laughing ] >> Flapjack: And then -- then captain k'nuckles wished for even more candy, but then he was so full, he wished for an even bigger stomach. 00:13:25	>> K'nuckles: Yup. 00:13:26	>> Flapjack: And then he had even more candy! 00:13:29	You got to try one of these wishes, bubbie. 00:13:31	>> Bubbie: Oh, no, baby. 00:13:32	When it comes to magic, there's always some horrible catch. 00:13:35	>> K'nuckles: Pbht! 00:13:36	That's ridiculous. 00:13:39	.. 00:13:45	Wish me back to -- blech. 00:13:49	...Normal? 00:13:50	] >> Wish! 00:13:53	>> K'nuckles: I said back to normal! 00:13:56	] ah! ooh! hmm! 00:14:01	Mm-hmm. 00:14:02	>> Flapjack: How are we doing on wishes? 00:14:04	>> K'nuckles: Got enough for .. 00:14:07	>> Flapjack: Candied island? 00:14:09	>> K'nuckles: Candied island! 00:14:11	>> Both: [ Laughing ] >> Wish! 00:14:14	>> Flapjack: Ahh. 00:14:16	Cap'n! the mermaid! look! 00:14:18	>> K'nuckles: [ Sighs ] mermaids are what, flapjack? 00:14:22	>> Flapjack: Weird? 00:14:23	>> K'nuckles: Tsk! tsk! 00:14:25	I'm gonna go pack. 00:14:26	] >> Flapjack: [ Panting ] are you okay? 00:14:38	! 00:14:40	>> K'nuckles: I wish for a very, very shiny, um, uh, spoon. 00:14:46	>> Wish! 00:14:47	>> K'nuckles: Too shiny! 00:14:48	[ Thunder crashes ] >> Flapjack: Huh? 00:14:51	>> K'nuckles:.. 00:14:53	I wish I was myself as a woman -- just for a minute. 00:14:56	>> Wish! 00:14:57	[ Thunder crashes ] >> Flapjack: She's gonna die if we wish away all the wishes. 00:15:04	I don't want to kill a mermaid. 00:15:08	[ Thinking ]HOW CAN I ENJOY Candied island when I'm a mermaid murderer? 00:15:11	How can I enjoy anything ever again? 00:15:13	How can I enjoy anything ever again after what I've done? 00:15:15	It's my fault captain k'nuckles stole her heart. 00:15:17	>> Wish! Wish! 00:15:18	>> Flapjack:BUT I WENT ALONG With it. 00:15:21	How could I let this happen? 00:15:23	I've been so blind. 00:15:24	>> K'nuckles: [ Laughs ] >> Flapjack:.. 00:15:29	I wish I knew what to do! 00:15:30	] >> Accidental wish! 00:15:33	>> Flapjack: Of course! 00:15:34	I can save her with one of the wishes! 00:15:37	[ Snorts ] clever, clever, clever. 00:15:40	>> K'nuckles: [ Laughs ] ] I wish my suitcase was over there. 00:15:45	>> Wish! 00:15:46	>> K'nuckles: Now I wish it was over there. 00:15:47	>> Wish! 00:15:48	>> K'nuckles: Now I wish it was open. 00:15:49	>> Wish! 00:15:50	>> Bubbie: I wish you'd shut your mouth! 00:15:51	>> K'nuckles: I wish you would shutyourmouth. 00:15:53	>> Wish! 00:15:55	>> K'nuckles: Now I wish for a corn dog. 00:15:56	>> Wish! 00:15:57	] now I wish for another corn dog. 00:16:00	>> Wish! 00:16:01	>> Flapjack: Cap'n! 00:16:03	Cap'n, you got to stop wishing! 00:16:05	>> K'nuckles: Of course I don't! 00:16:07	I mean, not actually. 00:16:09	And why would I for? 00:16:10	>> Flapjack: Every time you wish, the mermaid dies a little. 00:16:14	>> K'nuckles: I wish I cared. 00:16:15	Oh! whoops! 00:16:16	>> Wish! 00:16:17	] >> K'nuckles:.. 00:16:21	[ Growling ] ..i...didn't...care! 00:16:29	>> Wish! 00:16:30	>> K'nuckles: Ahh. 00:16:31	Geez, that was hard to do. 00:16:32	>> Flapjack: Cap'n, you have to stop wishing! 00:16:35	She'll die when all the wishes are gone. 00:16:40	>> K'nuckles: You're right, flap. 00:16:41	We have to stop using these wishes. 00:16:43	>> Flapjack: Oh, thank goodness. 00:16:44	>> K'nuckles: Because they're all gone. 00:16:46	>> Flapjack:! 00:16:47	>> K'nuckles: In the bowl, i mean. 00:16:48	We still have the ones we saved for candied island. 00:16:51	>> Flapjack: Oh, right. 00:16:52	Well, I'm using mine to save the mermaid. 00:16:55	>> K'nuckles:! 00:16:57	Whoa, whoa, hold on. 00:16:58	You'd give up candied island? 00:17:01	Candied island, flap? 00:17:03	For some lousy mermaid? 00:17:05	>> Flapjack: Yeah. 00:17:06	>> K'nuckles: Flapjack, I just realized something about your wish. 00:17:09	>> Flapjack: What? 00:17:10	>> K'nuckles: It's lame! 00:17:12	>> Flapjack: Hey, give it back! 00:17:13	>> K'nuckles: No way! 00:17:14	I'm not letting you waste a wish helping some riddle-telling -- >> Flapjack: Aah! 00:17:19	Give it back! 00:17:21	>> K'nuckles: Never! 00:17:22	I'm going to candied island by myself now! 00:17:26	But first, I'm gonna teach you how a real wisher wishes a wish away. 00:17:31	>> Flapjack: No! 00:17:33	Please help the mermaid! 00:17:35	>> K'nuckles: I wish for a new hat and a corn dog. 00:17:40	>> Wish! Wish! 00:17:41	>> K'nuckles: And now I wish to be at candied island. 00:17:45	] I wish to be at candied island! 00:17:51	] hey, where's my last wish? 00:17:54	>> Bubbie: You wished for two things, fool! 00:17:57	>> K'nuckles: No! 00:17:58	See, i, uh -- I wished for -- >> Bubbie: You ignoramus. 00:18:00	>> Flapjack: [ Crying ] >> Bubbie: I can't believe how dumb you are. 00:18:03	>> K'nuckles: Hat and a corn dog -- like one. 00:18:05	[ Rumbling ] >> Flapjack: Aaaaah! 00:18:11	Oh, no! 00:18:12	[ Thunder crashing ] >> [ screaming ] >> Both: [ Screaming ] >> ah. 00:18:35	Ooh. 00:18:36	[ Giggles ] that's better. 00:18:38	>> Both: [ Gasp ] I am now a skymaid. 00:18:47	You see, young flapjack, skymaids are born when brave adventurers such as your friend steal mermaid wishes and wish for things they want, so never stop wishing, flapjack, and all your dreams will come true. 00:19:00	>> Flapjack: Even the scary ones? 00:19:01	[ Giggles ] [ Deep voice ] YES. 00:19:05	[ Normal voice ] FAREWELL, YOUNG Flapjack! 00:19:07	>> Wish! 00:19:09	[ Sea gulls cawing ] >> K'nuckles: Wow! 00:19:14	>> Flapjack: Wow. 00:19:16	>> Oh, and, k'nuckles, a hat and ♪ 00:19:21	>> K'nuckles: I told you mermaids are weird. 00:19:23	] >> Flapjack: Sorry for screwing up our candied island wish. 00:19:27	>> K'nuckles: Yeah, it's all your fault, boy. 00:19:29	>> Flapjack: I'm sure we'll find ..one day. 00:19:33	>> Bubbie: Ha! you wish! 00:19:35	] [ laughs ] Captioning sponsored by 20Th century fox television It's important to me to make everyone look good, but I never forget that my main job is to make everyone's head fit in a helmet. 00:24:53	Hey, Norman. 00:24:54	What you got there? 00:24:55	Notice for our Army physical examinations. 00:24:57	Barbers are up in six weeks. 00:24:59	I have to get another physical?! 00:25:00	But didn't I just get one? 00:25:02	Uh, four years ago. 00:25:04	You counting on another miracle? 00:25:08	(wheezing) This, this thing... 00:25:14	(wheezing) Making me run. 00:25:19	(sighs) Hmm.