The Voice


 * And if you really didn't know that, then maybe you should read a book.
 * I don't know, dude. This book says he's right. Apparently, nachos aren't fruit.
 * What the what?! You mean that we've been in that flame war for seven hours, and we can't even win?!
 * Did he make any spelling mistakes?
 * No, but he did say "who" instead of "whom."
 * Call it.
 * I think you'll find it's whom.
 * and : Hehehehe.
 * Whap whap! Cybersike!
 * Quick, block him before he can respond.
 * Hahaha. I love Elmore Plus. It's like real life, but with none of the consequences.
 * Yeah, you get to see what everyone does, and how happy they are, and how much better their lives are compared to ours.
 * Let's write more sarcastic comments.
 * "Just got my roots done, what do you think?" I think you should realize this is a public forum, and put your pot back on.
 * "Upset because of a certain someone. They know who they are."
 * Stop posting mysterious status updates when we have no idea who you're talking about.
 * Huh, I don't get this. There's always people who gives a thumbs up to everything like "Tobias is getting his appendix out today. Prob gonna have a scar." Thumbs up from Alan! What is he liking about that exactly? The fact that it wasn't him who is in pain?
 * Let me handle this. You have reached your thumb up limit. Please walk away from your computer, look at yourself in the mirror, and give yourself a thumb down.
 * Let's just block him. In fact, let's block everyone who annoys us. Block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block. Done.
 * We got a message.
 * Who from?
 * I don't know. It's blocked. Dear Gumball and Darwin…
 * What's with the voice?
 * It says "Read in a deep, scary voice," at the top. You have wronged me for the last time. By the end of the day, I will have my revenge, and you will be sorry for the way you treated me. Signed, your sworn ememu.  Sorry, typo. I meant enemy.
 * and : Ahh!
 * We got a message.
 * Who from?
 * I don't know. It's blocked. Dear Gumball and Darwin…
 * What's with the voice?
 * It says "Read in a deep, scary voice," at the top. You have wronged me for the last time. By the end of the day, I will have my revenge, and you will be sorry for the way you treated me. Signed, your sworn ememu.  Sorry, typo. I meant enemy.
 * and : Ahh!
 * and : Ahh!

Apologies to Everyone

 * What do we do, and who sent the message?! It could be anyone!
 * It couldn't just be anyone. It has to be someone we've upset. Yeah, you're right. It could be anyone.
 * Oh, I know. Let's apologize to everyone.
 * Yes, that's the only way we can be sure.
 * How could you forget what you've done to me?
 * Hey guys, I just wanted to say that you seem really cool, and, well, I think we should hang out. What do you... say?
 * …Wow, that was awkward. Ok, so, um. We're gonna go now. But, you... uh, you should stay here. Ok, bye.
 * Your time will come.
 * C'mon, there must be something we've done to you that is worth an apology. Think!
 * Yes, come on. Use your pointy brain.
 * But Sussie's not angry. Sussie likes you. Sussie likes all the things in the world.
 * Yeah. Well, I gotta apologize for something. So I'll apologize for this.
 * Oh my gosh, I am so sorry.
 * But Sussie liked that too!
 * and : Aww.
 * Okay next!
 * But Sussie's not angry. Sussie likes you. Sussie likes all the things in the world.
 * Yeah. Well, I gotta apologize for something. So I'll apologize for this.
 * Oh my gosh, I am so sorry.
 * But Sussie liked that too!
 * and : Aww.
 * Okay next!
 * and : Aww.
 * Okay next!
 * Okay next!

Give Us A Hug

 * Darn right I'm angry at you!
 * Tell us about it.
 * Have you ever noticed that nothing in this world is set up as it should be!?
 * Like what?
 * I should be more important! I should be the one with the sidekick, and exciting adventures. I'm more handsome, richer, AND more colorful than you guys. And YET, it's like I'm the supporting character of my own life!
 * Come on.
 * I'm not hugging you, we're both in towels.
 * Come on.
 * No... no no.
 * Get off, get off, get off, get off, get off!
 * Give me a hug!
 * Leave me alone, you weirdos!
 * You leave us no choice. Accept our apology! Accept it! Forgive us! Look how sorry we are! Give us a hug!
 * Okay! Ugh, jeez.
 * Right! That's one less angry friend to deal with.
 * Who's next?
 * Uhh... Leslie! Hey buddy, we apologize for-
 * It's okay! I forgive you, alright?
 * Your time to apologize has passed. Expect nothing but my wrath now! Ouch.
 * Right! That's one less angry friend to deal with.
 * Who's next?
 * Uhh... Leslie! Hey buddy, we apologize for-
 * It's okay! I forgive you, alright?
 * Your time to apologize has passed. Expect nothing but my wrath now! Ouch.
 * Your time to apologize has passed. Expect nothing but my wrath now! Ouch.
 * Your time to apologize has passed. Expect nothing but my wrath now! Ouch.

Apologies to Everyone Else

 * No no no, guys. I apologize for making you feel like you owed me an apology.
 * Dude, this has been going on for an hour now. Just accept our apology, and let's be done with it!
 * I apologize for apologizing so much.
 * Stop apologizing for one second there-
 * Sorry!
 * I think it's clear it's not him who sent us that scary message.
 * I apologize for not being the person you were looking for.
 * I'm sorry for being so annoying!
 * Shhh! Walk away, man. Just walk away.
 * You're right. You're right.
 * I apologize for making you leave!
 * You know, the fact that you don't know what you're apologizing for means that you basically don't care.
 * How dare you judge my guilt! Do you know how torn and tormented I am? Do you really wanna see my soul weep, Carrie? Do you!?
 * Yeah. Let's see some tears.
 * FINE!
 * Okay, okay! I forgive you! Please, stop before you permanently damage your dignity.
 * Cool! See you later. This is exhausting. Let's apologize a little faster.
 * Hey Masami! We're sorry for what we've done, and if there's anything we can do to make it up to you, then-
 * Oh! Well actually there are a couple of things-
 * Uh, let me stop you right there. We don't have a lot of time, so I'm just going to placate you with some half-baked lie, and then come up with a lame pretext to bail on you.
 * Sorry Masami. We gotta go because of some random excuse. Bye!
 * Hey, girl we don't know! Sorry for never talking to you enough to actually have something to apologize for!
 * My name is Sarah…
 * Hey Penny, I'm sorry for never being upfront about my emotions, or having the courage to stand in front of you like a man to tell you how I feel.
 * Oh, wow. I never realized you had any feelings towards me. If anyone did, I would have thought it was Gumball.
 * Sorry for being too scared to say it in person!
 * Hey sis! Sorry I used your red toothbrush. Please don't destroy us.
 * The red one? That's not my toothbrush. Mine's the blue one.
 * Wait, I thought the blue one was mine.
 * Ohh, you mean we've been…
 * Well, at least no one's been using my yellow toothbrush.
 * Yellow toothbrush?
 * Yeah. That big one we keep by the side of the bath.
 * You mean dad's back brush?
 * Yup. That's the one.
 * Oh, wow. I never realized you had any feelings towards me. If anyone did, I would have thought it was Gumball.
 * Sorry for being too scared to say it in person!
 * Hey sis! Sorry I used your red toothbrush. Please don't destroy us.
 * The red one? That's not my toothbrush. Mine's the blue one.
 * Wait, I thought the blue one was mine.
 * Ohh, you mean we've been…
 * Well, at least no one's been using my yellow toothbrush.
 * Yellow toothbrush?
 * Yeah. That big one we keep by the side of the bath.
 * You mean dad's back brush?
 * Yup. That's the one.
 * You mean dad's back brush?
 * Yup. That's the one.
 * Yup. That's the one.

The Wrath of the Anonymous Poster

 * So that's Alan, Tobias, Anais, and…well, I guess that's everyone. Haha! Wow, it's like a massive weight's been lifted off my-what the what? Dude, what's going on with you?
 * Wow! I guess it must have been the stress of everyone being angry at us all the time. I've been losing my hair for years, and never even realized. Uh, what's up with you?
 * I don't know. I just feel really at peace with the world, as well. Have I ever told you I love you, Darwin?
 * Never like this.
 * "I'm coming for you now!"
 * We need to get out of here! He's coming for us!
 * Everything's locked!
 * The only way out is down there.
 * Okay. You go first.
 * No way, man. The guy at the front always gets hit.
 * Fine. I'll go first.
 * No wait! I don't wanna be in the back. The guy at the back is the easiest to pick off.
 * Well, what do you want me to do?
 * Dude, be quiet. We're nearly at the front door.
 * Your ears are tickling my gills.
 * We're locked in!
 * Who are you? Why are you doing this to us?!
 * Let's think! It's gotta be the person we least expect.
 * Well, I suppose the person I least expect …is me.
 * Of course! It can only be you!
 * Wait! By the same logic, and can be you as well.
 * Back down!
 * Ahh-! Wait. What're you gonna do, divide me by zero?
 * I said STEP BACK!
 * You stay away from me, man! This water's really old!
 * You have foolishly fallen into my trap. Now you will destroy yourselves, and your friendship at the same time. Maybe then you'll understand my pain!
 * I don't want to fight you, man!
 * I don't want to either. But it looks like that's what's happening.
 * Well, in that case I don't wanna lose!
 * AH! Wait wait wait wait wait! Why don't we just apologize to each other, and then we're cool again.
 * Huh. Oh yeah!
 * No…no. How dare you rub your friendship in my face. Look at me. I'm talking to you, LOOK AT ME!
 * What!? William!? But we've never done anything wrong to you, dude.
 * Run.
 * Okay! I'll go first.
 * No wait! I should go first.
 * What? Why?
 * Uh, because there might be danger ahead? I just want to protect you.
 * I'm not going at the back. He's definitely going to attack the guy at the back.
 * I've got just the solution.
 * There is no escape. What the?
 * What do we do now?
 * I don't know. How do you fight an eye?
 * Dude, shampoo! It's like the stingiest thing in the world.
 * Hey, William! Feast your eye on this!
 * MY EYES! AHHH-oh wait. It's not that bad It's baby shampoo.
 * Watch out!
 * You cannot hide from me. Turn Around. Turn around, and face me like men! I am talking to you.
 * There he is, creeping up on us in silence again.
 * In silence? Oh, gosh. No one can hear me, can they? I suppose that makes sense, I don't have a mouth. I thought you'd ignored me on purpose all my life. But when you blocked me on Elmore Plus, something snapped. What was I thinking? I'm so sorry. You must be terrified and confused, I cannot apologize enough-
 * NOW!
 * Okay! I'll go first.
 * No wait! I should go first.
 * What? Why?
 * Uh, because there might be danger ahead? I just want to protect you.
 * I'm not going at the back. He's definitely going to attack the guy at the back.
 * I've got just the solution.
 * There is no escape. What the?
 * What do we do now?
 * I don't know. How do you fight an eye?
 * Dude, shampoo! It's like the stingiest thing in the world.
 * Hey, William! Feast your eye on this!
 * MY EYES! AHHH-oh wait. It's not that bad It's baby shampoo.
 * Watch out!
 * You cannot hide from me. Turn Around. Turn around, and face me like men! I am talking to you.
 * There he is, creeping up on us in silence again.
 * In silence? Oh, gosh. No one can hear me, can they? I suppose that makes sense, I don't have a mouth. I thought you'd ignored me on purpose all my life. But when you blocked me on Elmore Plus, something snapped. What was I thinking? I'm so sorry. You must be terrified and confused, I cannot apologize enough-
 * NOW!
 * Watch out!
 * You cannot hide from me. Turn Around. Turn around, and face me like men! I am talking to you.
 * There he is, creeping up on us in silence again.
 * In silence? Oh, gosh. No one can hear me, can they? I suppose that makes sense, I don't have a mouth. I thought you'd ignored me on purpose all my life. But when you blocked me on Elmore Plus, something snapped. What was I thinking? I'm so sorry. You must be terrified and confused, I cannot apologize enough-
 * NOW!
 * There he is, creeping up on us in silence again.
 * In silence? Oh, gosh. No one can hear me, can they? I suppose that makes sense, I don't have a mouth. I thought you'd ignored me on purpose all my life. But when you blocked me on Elmore Plus, something snapped. What was I thinking? I'm so sorry. You must be terrified and confused, I cannot apologize enough-
 * NOW!