Greatest freakout ever 16

Jack: (looks at the camera and talking to the camera) Okay, Stephen's been taken Colenary classes in school and he thinks he's a chef, now. So, I'm gonna mess them while he's cooking with dinner.

(Jack goes to the kitchen. Stephen cuts the onions on the cutting board.)

Jack: Hey, Chef Stephen.

Stephen: What?

Jack: What are you makin' there?

Stephen: What does it mater to you?

Jack: Huh, I'm just wonderin' what I'm gonna be eating for dinner.

Stephen: Uhhh, I'm not gonna give you any, douchebag.

(Stephen puts the knife down and he walks to the counter where the cooking book is. He flips the page.)