Damage


 * Spider-Man: Welcome to New York City. Where your garden variety super villain team likes to show up and cause trouble. Case in point.
 * Wrecker: Someone call for a Wrecking Crew?
 * Spider-Man: Thunderball, Piledriver, Bulldozer, the Wrecker
 * Nova: Did some call for uh, uh.. (The team stares at him) Some people to stop a Wrecking Crew?
 * Spider-Man: Nice one lazer brain. I got my own guys. Iron Fist. Power Man. Nova. White Tiger. (breaks fourth wall) Hey what about me? Don't I get a cool title card? All right dumb and dumbers, guess who's going right back to jail?
 * Wrecker: We kinda have something else in mind. Right guys?
 * Wrecking Crew: Yeah right
 * Bulldozer: (roars)
 * Thunderball: (grunts)
 * Nova: Talk about a smash and grab
 * White Tiger: (smacks Nova) Come on
 * Power Man: It's okay kid I got it
 * White Tiger: Iron Fist grab a kid
 * Spider-Man: Where's the wrecker? He's their leader
 * Wrecker: Hey bug man. Catch
 * Spider-Man: No problem. Here's an old favorite courtesy of your Friendly Neighborhood.... Screw Up! Hey guys clear a space!
 * Nova: I got this
 * Power Man: Aw man. You really think that was the best solution?
 * Nova: What?
 * Spider-Man: All right all right. Sometimes you gotta take a shot you know. Thanks for the backup anyway.
 * Wrecker: See ya later rookies. Looks like you win
 * Spider-Man: Where'd they go?
 * White Tiger: What's that all about?
 * Power Man: All they did was tear up the place and run
 * Spider-Man: At least that building's okay (The building collapse) Okay. That one overthere looks... (His team covers his mouth)
 * Nick Fury: Hmm
 * Spider-Man: Um? It's not as bad as it looks?
 * Nick Fury: This is exactly the kind of thing we're training you to either avoid or prevent. What do you we say about damage? "The best damage is... "
 * Power Man: Unavoidable?
 * Iron Fist: A by product of violence?
 * Nova; Not our fault?
 * Nick Fury: This isn't a joke! Think about it. The best damage is...
 * The Team: No damage at all
 * Spider-Man: But Nick you don't understand. The Wrecking Crew. They just started smashing things and...
 * Nick Fury: What? The Wrecking Crew? Smashing things? Your kidding?
 * Spider-Man: (breaks the fourth wall) I thought I did the sarcasm around here.  Seriously though Nick. Isn't it weird that they just smash three city blocks and ignore that shiny new bank over there?
 * Nick Fury: So you cadet crimefighters think there's more going on here than five inexperienced heroes making a bad situation worse?
 * Spider-Man: I wouldn't say it that way. But.