How Iron Man 3 Should Have Ended


 * Tony Stark: Okay, J.A.R.V.I.S., I just gave my home address to an international terrorist and challenged him to a fight... I want you to cancel all detective work rendering projects, and focus ALL of our resources on defending my house from attack. Alright?
 * J.A.R.V.I.S.: Very well, sir! Shall I engage the "House Party" protocol now then?
 * Tony Stark: Sure why not?
 * Aldrich Killian: (Gasp)
 * Iron Man Armors: TANK MISSILES!!!!
 * Tony Stark: So, who's bullying you?
 * Harley Keener: How'd you know I get picked on at school?
 * Tony Stark: Because you hang out with middle age guys in garages.
 * Harley Keener: Oh.
 * Tony Stark: Here kid, have a weaponized flare to use on a bully or... whatever.
 * Harley Keener: Is this legal?
 * Tony Stark: You're Freakin Me OUT! Aaaauggahahuahuuuuhhhh! You realize this is the exact premise of the Pixar film "Incredibles."
 * Aldrich Killian: What?! No!
 * Tony Stark: Yes.
 * Aldrich Killian: No it isn't.
 * Tony Stark: Yes it is. I met you a long time ago, hurt your feelings, which pushed you over the edge, and now your a super villain currently with the upper hand, and I'm temporarily trapped. It's totally same story.
 * Aldrich Killian: This is not! ... First of all... I'm surprised Tony Stark even knows that movie well enough to reference it's story line, And secondly! What do you mean "temporarily trapped"?


 * Tony Stark: Hey how come your bra didn't burn in the fire?
 * Pepper Potts: What?
 * (Avengers arrives)
 * Captain America: Tony! The world's is in danger! It's time to assemble! We need you!
 * Hulk: Raar-Avenegers... Need Tony!
 * Tony Stark: Oh, you guys are still around!


 * Thor: Hazaaaah! I heard your brothers and sister! Let us go forth to victory!


 * Captain America: You wanna take Tony's place on this one?
 * Pepper Potts: Me?
 * Nick Fury: Yeah girl! You wanna go save the world?
 * Pepper Potts: Really? That actually sounds exciting!


 * Nick Fury: So wanna go with us?
 * Pepper Potts: Okay!