The Phone Message


 * &quot;She invites me up at twelve o'clock at night for coffee and I don't go up. No, thank you, I don't want coffee. It keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee. I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.&quot; - George
 * &quot;Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex!&quot; - George
 * (About himself) "Come and listen to the idiot! Hey, everybody! The idiot's on!!" -George
 * &quot;Yesterday I'm a volcano. I try one more call, the machine comes on and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony. 'Where the hell do you get the nerve? You invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for four days? I don't like coffee, I don't have to come up! I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee just so I could spit it in your face!'&quot; - George