Something New


 * [Lily has seen a House For Sale sign at Ted's newly remodeled house]
 * Lily: Why would you move to Chicago?
 * Ted: Because it's the perfect town for me. I-it's like a Clevelandy New York and don't act like you haven't noticed. My hair excels in the wind. Besides, you're moving to Rome.
 * Lily: Yeah for a year and when we get back, we need you to be here waiting for us, hopefully in this house with your future bride.
 * Ted: What future bride?
 * Lily: The girl. She's out there walking around New York City right now, probably in a pair of really cute boots that she's gonna let me borrow whenever I want because we're the same size. She's out there, Ted.
 * Ted: Is she, really? Because I've looked. I've looked high and low for someone I can love and adore and cook waffles for. The closest I've come is Marshall.
 * Lily: He does love your waffles.
 * Ted: It's the cinnamon. I add cinnamon. She's not in New York. Maybe in Chicago.


 * [A girl with a yellow umbrella approaches a train ticket office]
 * Girl: Hi. One ticket to Farhampton, please.