Felix/Oscar


 * Hämsterviel: Gantu! I'm sending Experiment 010 back to you! He's driving me bananas!
 * Gantu: No! Please! I--
 * Hämsterviel: And no fishy-lip whining or complaining or making with the "Please, don't send it back!"
 * Gantu: But-- Very well.
 * 625: You do have fishy lips, you know.

 [Lilo and Stitch capture 010 after it cleans up the beach]
 * Jumba: Little girl and 626, meet Experiment 010.
 * Lilo: I'm naming him Felix... because on TV, all neat freaks are named Felix.
 * Stitch: Aloha, neat freak. [hugs Felix]
 * Lilo: You should've seen him cleaning up that beach. He was all "voop, voop, voop!" and "poop, poop, poop!" with his nose!
 * Jumba: Nose?! Ha! Is not just rodementary O-factoring device. He is sophisticated biosystem of tiny brushes and hormonal detergents. 010 has threefold duty: 1. Automatically tidy up all messes. 2. Digest process all garbage and trash. And 3. Antisceptisize against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth.
 * Lilo: So he's hung up on dirt, just like Nani and Pleakley.
 * Pleakley: I heard that! You're talking about me! [sees Felix] AAAHHHH!! Mele kiliiki maaka! Another monster in the house?! No, no, no! I forbid it!
 * Lilo: But Felix is just like you. You two would probably get along great.
 * Pleakley: Are you kidding? It's nothing but a walking sack of Jumba's evil geniusness. It's dangerous!
 * Lilo: Jumba, he's not dangerous, is he?
 * Jumba: If I am remembering correctly, 010 cannot tell difference between dirt for cleaning up and unbathed evil genius for leaving alone. But I'm quite certain a fixed that looooong ago. Yes, now little 010 is so gentle, would not hurt even tiniest Earth fly.
 * [Unbeknownst to the other characters, Felix shoots a laser out of his nose, vaporizing a fly]
 * Felix: Dirty!


 * [Pleakley has grown attached to Felix ever since he cleaned up the house]
 * Pleakley: Laundry pressed and starched, linoleum buffed to a blinding polish. Ah, it doesn't get any better.
 * Lilo: Pleakley, your "soulmate" just threw out my collection of seashells that look like presidents.
 * Pleakley: Salty sea junk? Who cares?
 * Lilo: And it chucked out Stitch's bed!
 * Pleakley: Worm-eaten pineapple crate? So what?
 * Jumba: I have been working on cure for pesky Earth viruses. Has anyone seen my petri dish cultures?
 * Pleakley: Care for the common cold? Better off without out!
 * [Felix comes in and sniffs Pleakley's sewing machine]
 * Felix: Dirty!
 * Lilo: [smug] Trashy old sewing machine? Who needs it?
 * Pleakley: Yeah. Just a heap of scrap metal... [snaps out of it] WAIT!!! That's not trash! It's retro! IT'S RETROOOOO!!!!
 * [Felix sucks up the sewing machine through his nose and shoots into the trash]


 * [Felix has Lilo, Stitch and Jumba trapped in their own house]
 * Jumba: Uh-oh. I am just remembering: I did not fix flaw in 010's programming.
 * Lilo: [sarcastically] Great. Now you remember. So what was the flaw?
 * Jumba: Logic problem in 010's third function: anticeptisize against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth, which is what he sees us as. Filthy huge germs to anticeptisize.
 * Lilo: That's something like taking a bath, right?
 * Jumba: Yes, like taking a bath. The last bath you'll ever take!
 * [Lilo gasps in fright]
 * Felix: Dirty, dirty, dirty!!!


 * [Jumba has just finished making modifications on Felix]
 * Jumba: Presenting 010.2, the upgrade. Reversed polarity, so is no longer obsessively neat.
 * Lilo: Well... Let's try him out. [pours some cereal on the floor]
 * Pleakley: Oh, what price science.
 * Jumba: [chuckles] See? No reaction at all to big mess-making.
 * [Lilo smashes the cereal by jumping on it; Felix hops over to the mess and takes a deep breath]
 * Lilo: Hey, what's he doing?
 * Jumba: I'm evil genius, not fortune teller.
 * [Felix blows the mess with his nose, making an entire mess of the kitchen]
 * Lilo: Now Felix in an Oscar, a total dirt freak!
 * Felix: Dirty, dirty, dirty! [Stitch shoves him into a container]
 * Jumba: Interesting. Perhaps I have reversed polarity tiniest bit too much.
 * Pleakley: Gee, ya think?!


 * [Gantu has just finished cleaning up his ship]
 * Gantu: There, finally got the place clean.
 * 625: Uh-uh-uh! You missed a spot! The entire kitchen!
 * Gantu: [sighs, notices a wrapped box outside the ship] Say... [pulls out the tag] "Best wishes from Lilo and Stitch." [opens the box to reveal Felix] Experiment 010! You're back! We never should've let you go!
 * [Gantu takes Felix into the ship]
 * Gantu: 625, look, it's-- Hey, what's he doing?
 * 625: I don't know, but I don't like it.
 * [Felix messes up the ship]
 * Gantu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!