Sonically Ever After

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Sonically Ever After".

[''The episode begins with a view of a sign that says, MOBIUS CITY PARK. The camera moves down to the gates and zooms in on them.'']
 * Miss Saccharine: And now, children, it's story time!
 * Rocket's Sister: Read us Snoring Beauty!
 * Rocket: No! Snow Height and the Seven Squatty Guys!

[The camera moves to the right side of the screen, revealing Miss Saccharine from "Musta Been a Beautiful Baby" to be reading a book called 1,000 True Tales to some children, including Rocket the Sloth and his sister from "Slowwww Going", Tiny the Hippo from "Sonic the Matchmaker", and the pink lab rat from "Musta Been A Beautiful Baby".]
 * Tiny: Yeah!

[The children cheer.]
 * Miss Saccharine: There'll be time enough for all your favorites!

[''The camera zooms in on Miss Saccharine as she raises her right hand. Sonic runs into the park, with Tails in tow, as Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder chase them.'']
 * Scratch: I told you they were heading for the park!
 * Dr. Robotnik: Quick! After them!

[''Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder run into the park. A view of a sign that says, KEEP OFF GRASS is shown, and the camera zooms out on it as Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder run past it. They screech to a halt when they see Sonic and Tails, both of whom are disguised as law enforcers. Sonic is holding a baton in his right hand, and Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder grunt as they bump into each other.'']
 * Sonic: Can't you read? Keep off the grass!
 * Robotnik: Uh, sorry!

[''Sonic leads Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder to a trash can. He picks it up with both his hands and puts it in Robotnik's arms as the lid falls off.'']
 * Sonic: No littering!

[''Robotnik grumbles as he struggles to hold the trash can. Sonic runs away, and Robotnik and Scratch scream as they stare in shock at Sonic, who comes back, carrying a pile of bikes in both his hands, which he puts in the trash can. The camera moves up, revealing Tails to be holding another pile of bikes in both his hands, which he puts on top of the pile.'']
 * Tails: No bike riding!

[''Sonic runs up to Scratch and Grounder, grabbing the former's neck with his left hand and the latter's left arm with his right hand. Scratch and Grounder scream as Sonic grabs them.'']
 * Sonic: No robots!

[''Scratch and Grounder scream as Sonic tosses them atop the pile of bikes. Tails points his left index finger at Robotnik.'']
 * Tails: No egg-bellied slow-mos!

[Sonic runs to the top of the pile in the trash can, and Tails lands next to him.]
 * Sonic: I don't think that one worked.

[Tails nods his head, "No".]
 * Tails: No foolin'!

[''Sonic and Tails run away, leaving their law enforcer disguises behind. The camera zooms out on the pile in the trash can, which falls to the ground and creates a dust cloud. Robotnik crawls out of the cloud.'']
 * Robotnik: Quick! The portable portal transporter!
 * Scratch: I thought you had it!
 * Grounder: But I thought you had it!
 * Scratch: D'oh, you go get it!

[Robotnik taps his left foot impatiently.]
 * Grounder: No, you go get it!

[Scratch squawks when he sees Robotnik.]
 * Scratch: I think we're both gonna get it!

[The camera cuts to a view of Miss Saccharine and zooms in on her.]
 * Miss Saccharine: And so, Hansel and Nettle got lost in the woods.

[Sonic runs past Miss Saccharine.]
 * Miss Saccharine: Whoa!

[Tails flies past Miss Saccharine.]
 * Tails: Watch out!

[''Tails stops flying and bounces on his butt. he grabs his left tail with both his hands.'']
 * Tails: Ow, I think I sprained my tails!

[The camera zooms out on Tails as Miss Saccharine walks up to him
 * Miss Saccharine: You'll feel a lot better if you just sit down and listen to this nice story!

[Miss Saccharine rubs Tails' head with her right hand.]
 * Tails: Sonic!

[''Sonic runs up to Tails and Miss Saccharine. He picks the former up by his right wrist with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: I got you, little bud!

[Robotnik puts his right hand on Sonic's right arm, and Sonic and Tails stare in shock at him.]
 * Robotnik: And I've got you!

[''Scratch and Grounder are now carrying the Portable Portal Transporter in the former's right arm, and both the latter's hands. Scratch points his left index finger at Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: Remember, Dr. Robotnik said to make the beam wide!

[Grounder nods his head, "Yes".]
 * Scratch: Get read...
 * Grounder: Ready, aim, fire!

[''Scratch and Grounder scream as they fire a beam from the Portable Portal Transporter. Miss Saccharine drops her book, and the beam zaps Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik, creating a portal that they get sucked into.'']
 * Robotnik: No!

[''Sonic and Tails scream as they and Robotnik are carried into Miss Saccharine's book by the portal. Black smoke emits from the book.'']
 * Miss Saccharine: Well, I've never seen anything like that before!

[Scratch walks up to Miss Saccharine, who is now standing near Rocket's Sister, Tiny, and one of the Elephant Girls from "Musta Been a Beautiful Baby".]
 * Scratch: Well, stick around, sister!

[Grounder rolls up to Scratch.]
 * Scratch: Stuff like that happens to us all the time!

[''The camera cuts to a view of the book and zooms in on it. The screen then transitions to a view inside the storybook, where the words, Once Upon a Time are shown in gold letters above some trees. The camera moves down, revealing one of the trees and the flowers to have faces. Sonic, who is dressed in lederhosen and a fedora with a feather in it, and Tails, who is wearing a dress and a hairbow, suddenly appear. Sonic looks around.'']
 * Sonic: Where's robotnik?
 * Tails: I got a better one for you; where are we?

[Sonic and Tails walk past some trees with faces on them.]
 * Sonic: If I didn't know better, I'd say we were in a fairy tale!
 * Tails: But which one?

[Sonic and Tails walk up to a house made of chili dogs.]
 * Sonic: Hansel and Nettle, the one with the house made of chili dogs in it!

[Sonic and Tails jump in excitement.]
 * Sonic and Tails: Chili dogs?

[Sonic and Tails run up to the chili dog house, and Sonic grabs one of the chili dogs from it with his right hand and eats it.]
 * Sonic: Hansel and Nettle,

[Tails then grabs a chili dog with his left hand and eats it.]
 * Sonic: My fave fairy tale, for obvious reasons!

[Tails then lifts up his dress with both his hands and looks down at his lower body.]
 * Tails: Hey, I just noticed; I'm a girl!

[Tails lets go of his dress.]
 * Sonic: This is as weird as it gets!

[As the camera zooms out on Sonic, the sound of a door opening can be heard, and Tails screams.]
 * Sonic: Huh?

[Sonic and Tails turn their attention to Robotnik, who is dressed as a witch, and wearing a fake nose and chin.]
 * Robotnik: Who's that nibbling on my house?
 * Sonic (whispering to Tails): It just got a heck of a lot weirder!
 * Robotnik: Why don't you two sweet, adorable children come inside as lu...

[Robotnik stutters.]
 * Robotnik: For lunch?

[Tails jumps excitedly.]
 * Tails: Lunch? Hey, what a nice old hag, I mean, lady!

[Tails runs into the house, while sonic holds out both his hands like stop signs.]
 * Sonic: Tails, wait! The story!

[Sonic sighs in disdain.]
 * Sonic: Oh, well.

[''Sonic runs into the house. Tails is now standing near a pot of boiling chili and sniffs it.'']
 * Tails: Wow, there's nothin' like the smell of chili cookin' to get my tails twirlin'!

[''Sonic walks up to Tails as the camera moves up to Robotnik's shadow. Sonic and Tails look down at the pot and lick their lips as Robotnik walks up to them. They then look up at him.'']
 * Robotnik: Why don't you two incredibly cute tykes help me by stirring the chili while I prepare my secret ingredient?

[Sonic and Tails are now holding a ladle in both their hands, and use it to stir the chili as Robotnik walks away.]
 * Sonic: Uh, sure, lady!
 * Tails: I wonder what the special ingredient is!

[Robotnik removes his fake nose with his left hand, and his fake chin with his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: It's you, you miserable twerps!

[Sonic and Tails run away just in time as Robotnik runs into the pot of chili.]
 * Robotnik: No!

[Robotnik jumps out of the pot of chili and into a trough of water.]
 * Robotnik: Ow! Ow ow ow ow ow!

[Robotnik sighs in relief as the camera zooms in on him.]
 * Tails: Hey, how'd you know that was gonna happen?
 * Sonic: Little bud, always remember your fairy tales!

[The camera zooms out on Sonic.]
 * Tails: Is there a part where the witch throws giant balls of flaming hot chili at Hansel and Nettle?
 * Sonic: Nope!
 * Tails: Well, somebody ought to tell Robotnik that!

[Robotnik is now holding the ladle in both his hands, and uses it to toss a ball of chili at Sonic and Tails.]
 * Robotnik: Take that!

[The ball of chili flies past Sonic and Tails.]
 * Robotnik: And that!

[Robotnik tosses another ball of chili at Sonic and Tails, who both duck to avoid it.]
 * Sonic: Time to split, Kit!

[''Sonic grabs Tails' right wrist with his left hand, and runs away, with Tails in tow. Robotnik growls angrily, then holds the ladle up to his mouth with his right hand and licks the chili from it. The camera zooms in on him as he runs his right thumb and index finger through the right half of his mustache.'']
 * Robotnik: Hmmm, tastes so much better with eggs and hedgehog in it!

[Robotnik's mustache spins counter-clockwise, and is used as a transition to the next scene, where in Mobius, Miss Saccharine is shown reading the book.]
 * Miss Saccharine: And so, the Witch added more jalepeños and continued to chase the hedgehog. That's odd, I don't remember this version of Hansel and Nettle!

[Rocket's Sister laughs.]
 * Rocket's Sister: I like it!
 * Rocket: Me too!

[The camera moves to the right side of the screen, revealing Grounder to be sitting next to Rocket.]
 * Grounder: Me four! Uh, three!

[Scratch walks up to Grounder.]
 * Scratch: D'oh, get over here!

[''Scratch grabs Grounder by his left wrist with his right hand and walks away with him in tow. He walks up to the Portable Portal transporter, which the camera moves to. Grey smoke emits from it.'']
 * Scratch: We gotta fix this thing and get Dr. Robotnik out of that fairy tale dimension!
 * Grounder: Okay, okay! right after the next story!

[Grounder points his left drill at Scratch, and backs away as Scratch has an angry snarl on his face.]
 * Miss Saccharine: Once upon a time, there was a princess named Snow Height.

[''A view of the storybook is shown, with a picture of Snow Height. The screen then transitions to a view inside the Evil Queen's castle.'']
 * Miss Saccharine: She was the tallest princess in the land, but the queen was jealous of her.

[The camera moves to the right side of the screen, where the Evil Queen looks into her magic mirror.]
 * Evil Queen: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the tallest of them all?

[The Evil Queen laughs wickedly, and the camera zooms in on the mirror as Robotnik's face suddenly appears in it.]
 * Robotnik: It ain't you, string bean!

[''The Evil Queen gasps as Robotnik runs out of the mirror. The Evil Queen then sighs and falls over. The screen then transitions to a view of the Seven Squatty Guys' cabin. Inside, Snow Height's feet can be seen, and the camera moves up to her face.'']
 * Miss Saccharine: And so, Snow Height hid in the house of the Seven Squatty Guys;

[A view of the Seven Squatty Guys is now shown as the camera moves from Shrimpy to Sid.]
 * Miss Saccharine: Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, Sonic, Tails, and Sid.

[Snow Height lifts her skirt with both her hands.]
 * Snow Height (singing): Humming while you squat, humming while you squat!
 * Sonic: We like to dance a lot!

[''Sonic and Tails each take a bow. Snow Height, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, Sonic, Tails, and Sid all hum as they dance. As the camera moves from Shrimpy to Sid, Stumpy holds Shorty's left hand with his right hand, Dumpy holds Stumpy's left hand with his right hand, Shorty holds Dumpy's left hand with his right hand, Sonic holds Shorty's left index finger with his right hand, Tails holds Sonic's left hand with his right hand, and Sid holds Tails' left tail with his left hand.'']
 * Snow Height, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, Sonic, Tails, and Sid (singing): Humming while you squat, humming while you squat!

[Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, Sonic, Tails, and Sid all stop dancing, and Snow Height claps her hands, when suddenly, there is a knock at the door.]
 * Snow Height: Now who could that be?
 * Sonic: I'll give you three guesses!
 * Tails: Watch out for that...

[Snow Height bumps her head on a support beam.]
 * Snow Height: Ow!

[Snow Height falls over.]
 * Tails: Beam!

[''Robotnik, who is disguised as a chili dog vendor, is at the door. Snow Height opens the door, and Robotnik is holding a poisoned chili dog in his left hand.'']
 * Robotnik: Please buy my... chili dog!

[Tails runs under Snow Height and up to Robotnik.]
 * Tails: Chili dog! Gangway!

[''Tails grabs the poisoned chili dog from Robotnik with his right hand, then runs back into the Seven Squatty Guys' cabin. Sonic closes the door with his right hand, and Robotnik yells.'']
 * Sonic: Tails, no!

[''Sonic runs up to Tails, but is too late, as Tails has now eaten the poisoned chili dog. Tails shrugs his shoulders in confusion.'']
 * Tails: What's the deal? It's absolutely delicious!

[''Tails gags, and his face turns green. He then falls over. Sonic runs up to Tails and grab his face with both his hands. Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, and Sid all walk up to Sonic and Tails as the camera zooms out on them.'']
 * Sonic: Man! He really doesn't know his fairy tales!
 * Snow Height: Fairy tales?

[The camera moves down to Sonic.]
 * Sonic: That's cer-rect! And now you gotta kiss him, or he'll sleep for 26 weeks!

[The camera moves back up to Snow Height.]
 * Snow Height: Kiss him? But he's a short, little two-tailed fox!
 * Sonic: But you've got to! If you do, I'll introduce you to... uh, Prince Charming!
 * Snow Height: Prince Charming?

[Snow Height gasps, and the camera zooms out on her as she points her left index finger at Sonic.]
 * Snow Height: You got a deal!

[''Snow Height ducks and kisses Tails on his right cheek. Tails' face turns back to its normal color, and Tails awakens.'']
 * Tails: Whoa, that chili dog packs a wallop!

[A knock at the door is heard, and Snow Height, Sonic, Tails, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, and Sid all turn their attention to it.]
 * Snow Height: Who's there?
 * Robotnik: It's the Big Bad Wolf! Open up, or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!
 * Sonic: Wrong fairy tale, Robotnik!

[''Sonic points his right index finger at the door. Robotnik kicks the door open, creating a cloud of dust. When the dust clears, Robotnik is revealed to be holding a leaf blower in both his hands, which he points at Snow Height, Sonic, Tails, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, and Sid.'']
 * Robotnik: Is it?

[Robotnik blows Snow Height, Sonic, Tails, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, and Sid away with the leaf blower.]
 * Sonic, Tails, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, and Sid: Whoa!

[As Snow Height, Sonic, Tails, Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, and Sid are all blown out the window, Tails holds onto Snow Height's left foot with his right hand, and Sonic and Snow Height hold onto the edge of the window with both their hands.]
 * Sonic: Go to it, Snow! There's your prince! That guy with the leaf blower is Prince Charming in disguise!
 * Snow Height: My prince, my prince!

[Snow Height climbs through the window.]
 * Robotnik: This is a very big girl!

[The camera moves to the right side of the screen, where Tails is now holding onto Snow Height's skirt with his right hand as Sonic climbs through the window.]
 * Robotnik: Oh!

[''Snow Height runs up to Robotnik, who yells and drops his leaf blower. She hugs him. Sonic and Tails sneak past them, then run out the door.'']
 * Sonic: Time to speed, keed!
 * Tails: I'm with you! But, where to?

[Sonic and Tails run across a forest path.]
 * Sonic: We gotta find some way out of this fairy tale world!

[Robotnik chases after Sonic and Tails.]
 * Robotnik: Come back here, you squatty little pest! Huh?

[''Robotnik turns around and scream when he sees Snow Height chasing him. He runs away as she chases him.'']
 * Snow Height: My prince, my prince!

[''Sonic and Tails run past the Fairy Godfather, who resembles Vito Corleone from The Godfather and is holding a magic wand in his left hand, and Cinderella, who is dressed in rags. The Fairy Godfather's magic wand turns Cinderella's rags into a pink dress.'']
 * Cinderella: Are you my fairy godmother?

[The camera moves to the right side of the screen, where the Fairy Godfather is.]
 * Fairy Godfather: No, I'm your Fairy Godfather. I'm gonna cast a spell you can't refuse! Dance, Cinderella! They will fear you!

[Robotnik runs past the Fairy Godfather and snatches his magic wand from him with his right hand.]
 * Fairy Godfather: Huh?
 * Robotnik: Give me that! Oh, this little device is just what the doctor ordered!

[''Sonic and Tails continue running, until they run into a brick wall. They land, and stars appear over their heads.'']
 * Tails: Yikes! How'd that happen?

[Sonic rubs his head with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: In this crazy world, anything is possible, little bud!

[The camera moves over to the left side of the screen, where Robotnik is leaning against the brick wall.]
 * Robotnik: Right you are, Sonic! Perhaps you can help me with a little problem!
 * Sonic: I've been meaning to tell you, you're gonna need hedge clippers to cut those nose hairs!

[Sonic points his right index finger at Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: Very funny, hedgehog! But the problem I was referring to is whether I turn you into a toadstool...

[Robotnik turns the brick wall into a toadstool with the magic wand.]
 * Robotnik: Or a toad!

[''Snow Height runs up to Robotnik. He turns to face her, and turns her into a toad with the magic wand.'']
 * Snow Height: Ribbit, ribbit!

[Sonic and Tails stare at Snow Height in shock.]
 * Robotnik: Whichever I do, it's the end of Sonic the Hedgehog!

[''The screen fades to black. In the next scene, Sonic and Tails are no longer wearing their Squatty Guy clothes as Robotnik spins the magic wand in his left hand.'']
 * Robotnik: Let me see, perhaps I'll turn you into a horse!

[Robotnik makes an ugly horse appear above Sonic, Tails, and Snow Height.]
 * Robotnik: Or a horsefly!

[Robotnik turns the ugly horse's body into a fly's body, then laughs evilly.]
 * Tails: Speaking of flies, let's buzz, cuz!
 * Sonic: Speaking of flies, we can't! Robotnik just turned the ground into flypaper!

[Sonic and Tails look down and see that Robotnik did indeed turn the ground into flypaper, and they and Snow Height struggle to escape it.]
 * Rocket's Sister: And then what happened?
 * Miss Saccharine: I don't understand it! I've read Cinderella a thousand times and it never ended like this!

[''The camera moves over to Scratch and Grounder, who peer out from behind a tree. Scratch ducks, then pulls out the Portable Portal Transporter with both his hands.'']
 * Scratch: Bwahahaha! I got it! Now let's de-teleport Dr. Robotnik!
 * Grounder: Okay!

[Grounder snatches the Portable Portal Transporter from Scratch with both his hands and aims it at the book.]
 * Grounder: Ready, aim...

[Before Grounder can say, "Fire!", Scratch clamps his left hand over Grounder's mouth and holds up his left index finger.]
 * Scratch: I'll say "Fire"!

[Grounder fires a beam from the Portable Portal Transporter.]
 * Grounder: Thanks!

[''The beam bounces off trees, a fence, and a sign, then it bounces off the Portable Portal Transporter. Scratch and Grounder scream as the beam melts the Portable Portal Transporter, bounces off a tree, and hits Miss Saccharine. A portal emerges from the book.'']
 * Miss Saccharine: Oh, my goodness! Something horrible is happening!

[Back in the book, Sonic, Tails, and Snow Height still struggle to escape from the flypaper.]
 * Robotnik: I've decided! I'm gonna turn you into a fly, and you into a toad!

[''Robotnik points the magic wand at Tails, then at Sonic. Tails shudders upon hearing this.'']
 * Tails: Promise you won't eat me?
 * Sonic: I don't know. It's been a long time since lunch! Just kiddin', kiddo!

[Robotnik waves the magic wand.]
 * Robotnik: Hocus pocus, you are a...

[Before Robotnik can cast his spell, the portal appears, much to his bewilderment.]
 * Robotnik: Huh?

[''The portal takes Sonic, Tails, and Snow Height away, and the former two grunt as they land outside the book. Scratch and Grounder stare in shock.'']
 * Grounder: Uh-oh! Somethin' went wrong!

[Grounder points his right index finger at Sonic and Tails.]
 * Scratch: No duh! That's a big surprise!

[''Scratch rolls his eyes. Sonic looks at his right arm, and Tails looks at his left.'']
 * Sonic: We're in the real world!
 * Tails: Yeah, but so are they!

[''Tails points his right index finger at the portal as Snow Height, Cinderella, and the Fairy Godfather all fall out of the portal. Sonic runs up to the book and picks it up with both his hands. Black smoke emits from the book, and Sonic drops it.'']
 * Sonic: Uh-oh!

[''Robotnik appears from the book, holding the magic wand in his left hand. He uses it to summon the Beatnik Giant and James the Dragon, landing on the latter of whom's shoulders. James growls at Sonic.'']
 * Robotnik: Fairy tales can come true, and it's happening to you!
 * Beatnik Giant: Like, fee-fi-fo-fog, I smell the blood of an uncool hedgehog!
 * Sonic: There's nothing you can do here in the real world that'll scare us, Robotnik!
 * Robotnik: Really?

[''Robotnik points his right index finger at Sonic, and James growls as he breathes fire at Sonic, who runs away just in time to dodge the flame. He runs up to Tails, Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, Cinderella, the Fairy Godfather, and Snow Height.'']
 * Sonic: Time to beat feet and retreat, gang!

[''Sonic runs away, and Tails, Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, Cinderella, the Fairy Godfather, and Snow Height all follow him. They scream as they run across the hills. Robotnik is now floating over the melted Portable Portal Transporter as Scratch and Grounder tremble in fear.'']
 * Robotnik: Which one of you baboons melted my Portable Portal Teleporter?!

[Scratch points his right index finger at Scratch and pounds his left fist on Grounder's head.]
 * Scratch: He did it!
 * Grounder: Did not, he did it!

[''Grounder grabs Scratch by his neck with his right hand. Scratch points his right index finger at Grounder, who points his left index finger at him.'']
 * Scratch: Him!
 * Grounder: Him!
 * Scratch: Him!
 * Grounder: Him!
 * Scratch: Him!
 * Grounder: Him!
 * Scratch: Him!
 * Robotnik: I know how to make you get your act together!

[''Robotnik zaps Scratch and Grounder with the magic wand, and they scream as they are fused into one robot, with Scratch's head, arms, upper body and legs, and Grounder's head, lower body, and treads. Robotnik then paces back and forth in front of James and the Beatnik Giant.'']
 * Robotnik: With magic as my weapon, I'll be able to turn Mobius into my own private fairy tale!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly, as do the Beatnik Giant and James, the latter of whom breathes fire that torches Robotnik. He points the wand at James.'']
 * Robotnik: Watch that in the future!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic, Tails, Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, Cinderella, and the Fairy Godfather are all behind a rock. As Tails talks, Cinderella yawns.'']
 * Tails: There's just no way we're gonna beat Robotnik's magic!

[Cinderella walks up to a tree and yawns.]
 * Cinderella: Well, then, I'll just take a nap!

[''Cinderella lies down and falls asleep. Sonic walks up to her.'']
 * Sonic: Great! Cinderella's got her fairy tales crossed up, too! She thinks she's Sleeping Beauty!

[Sonic walks past Cinderella.]
 * Sonic: We need a fast plan!

[''Sonic paces counter-clockwise so fast that he creates a crater in the ground. The Fairy Godfather is now standing next to Snow Height.'']
 * Fairy Godfather: If I had my magic wand, then the scum who turned you into a frog would be suffering this minute!
 * Snow Height: Ribbit!

[Miss Saccharine is now standing near Tails, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, and three children and holding the book in both her hands.]
 * Miss Saccharine: That's so strange, I know I've read these stories, but they never went like this! They always ended happily ever after!
 * Tails: This is no time to talk about fairy tales! We've gotta come up with an end to the story!

[Sonic holds up his right index finger from inside the crater.]
 * Sonic: Wait a minute, this is exactly the time for a fairy tale!

[''Sonic runs out of the crater. Tails turns to face him.'']
 * Tails: What do you mean?

[Sonic holds up his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: Listen. Once upon a time...

[''Tails, Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, and the Fairy Godfather all gather around Sonic as he whispers to them. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik is being driven across a city in a limousine driven by Scratch and Grounder. As he talks, he uses the magic wand to turn a helicopter into a golden statue of him, a tree into another golden statue of him, two golden crowns into a golden statue of two letter Rs, and a statue of a horseshoe over a rocket into a golden statue of his right glove.'']
 * Robotnik: What a fool I've been! Science, pah! Magic is where it's at! Now the only thing that would make my triumph complete is the utter humiliation and ruin of a certain hedgehog and his friends!
 * Sonic (in a girlish accent): Yoo-hoo!
 * Robotnik: What's that?

[The limousine stops.]
 * Robotnik: What's that?

[Robotnik looks up, and the camera moves up to Sonic, who is disguised as Rapunzel, and standing in a castle turret.]
 * Sonic (in a girlish accent): What's cookin', good-lookin'?
 * Robotnik: What can I do for you, my dear?

[Sonic waves his left hand at Robotnik.]
 * Sonic (in a girlish accent): Rapunzel is the name, Eggbelly! Long hair is my game! Why don't you climb up and see me sometime? Maybe I'll kiss you!
 * Robotnik: Forget it!
 * Sonic (in a girlish accent): I might give you my millions in gold!

[Robotnik runs to the bottom of the turret.]
 * Robotnik: Coming right up! Hey, there aren't any steps!
 * Sonic (in a girlish accent): I shall lower my beautiful hair so you may climb it, fair prince!

[Sonic is now holding the hair from his disguise in both his hands, and lowers it over Robotnik, who groans.]
 * Sonic (in a girlish accent): I'm waiting!

[Robotnik pokes his head out of the hair.]
 * Robotnik: Hey! Hmmm, seems so familiar! Oh, well!

[Robotnik climbs up the hair, until he gets into the window.]
 * Robotnik: Huh?

[The camera moves over to Sonic.]
 * Sonic (in a girlish accent): Honey, is that you?
 * Robotnik: Is is I!

[Pink hearts emit above Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: Where's my gold, Rapunzel, my sweet?

[Sonic runs up to Robotnik.]
 * Sonic: First a kiss! Close your eyes and pucker up!

[''Robotnik puckers up his lips, and Sonic is now holding Snow Height in both his hands. He holds her up to Robotnik, and they kiss each other. The camera zooms in on Robotnik.'']
 * Snow Height: Ribbit!
 * Robotnik: What was that?

[''Snow Height turns back to normal. Pink hearts emit above her, and she puckers up her lips.'']
 * Snow Height: My prince! I've found you!

[''Snow Height runs up to Robotnik and kisses him. Robotnik groans in disgust as he holds out his right hand like a stop sign. Sonic then runs up to him and puts his left hand on Robotnik's right hand, and his right hand on Robotnik's left hand..'']
 * Sonic: I'm getting the wand!

[''Robotnik screams as he falls from the turrent, and groans as he lands with a thud. Sonic looks out the window.'']
 * Sonic: I don't get it!

[Scratch and Grounder look down at Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik: I kissed a toad!
 * Scratch: I did that once!

[Scratch chuckles as he shrugs his shoulders.]
 * Grounder: Yeah, me, too! It was kind of nice! I think he liked me!

[The Beatnik Giant walks up to the turret and picks it up with his left hand.]
 * Beatnik Giant: Fee-fi-fo-fiddle!

[The Beatnik Giant shakes the turret, and Sonic and Snow Height fall out of it.]
 * Beatnik Giant: Dig it!

[Robotnik runs up to James.]
 * Robotnik: No, don't dig it! Burn it!

[''Robotnik jumps on James' back, and James runs away. Sonic runs back into the forest, holding Snow Height's left wrist in his right hand. Tails is now standing near Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, and two children.'']
 * Tails: I don't think I like fairy tales anymore!
 * Miss Saccharine: Remember, fairy tales do not introduce the child to the dragon, but to the possibility of the defeat of the dragon!
 * Tails: Yeah, right!

[''Sonic walks up to Tails and sets Snow Height down near him. Sonic then turns to face James and points his right index finger at him.'']
 * Sonic: She's right, Tails! There are "de-feet" of the dragon right now!

[''James roars and breathes fire. Sonic, Tails, Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, Snow Height, and the two Children all run away just in time as the fire hits the ground near the boulder. Cinderella is still sleeping under the tree as Sonic screeches to a halt near her and holds out his left hand like a stop sign.'']
 * Sonic: Wait a minute! I just thought of something; the story of The Lion and the Mouse!

[Sonic runs up to James and Robotnik.]
 * Sonic: Hold it right there, dragon!

[James lands near Sonic.]
 * Robotnik: Come back to throw yourself on my mercy, Sonic? Fat chance!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Sonic, and James roars as he breathes fire at Sonic, who backs out of the way just in time as the fire lands near where he was.]
 * Sonic: I don't need your mercy, fat-head!
 * Robotnik: You'll pay for that, Sonic! Roast him, dragon!

[Sonic holds up his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: Hang on!

[''A view of James' left foot is shown, revealing a thorn to be in it. Sonic walks up to it.'']
 * Sonic: First, I just wanted to take time out to shake this dragon's paw!
 * Robotnik: Toast him!
 * Sonic: Come on, big guy, give me your paw!

[James lifts his right foot, and Sonic grabs the thorn with both his hands.]
 * Sonic: I knew it! Poor dragon!

[''Sonic grunts as he pulls on the thorn, and James screams in pain. Tears emit from his eyes. Sonic eventually pulls the thorn out.'']
 * Sonic: There!

[James looks down at Sonic with an angry snarl on his face, then licks Sonic, who hugs his face.]
 * Sonic: Down, boy! I love you, too!

[Robotnik puts both his hands on his head in shock.]
 * Robotnik: How did you do that?
 * Sonic: Guess you don't remember your fairy tales! The Lion and the Mouse is now The Hedgehog and the Dragon!
 * Robotnik: Burn him up, you big, slobbering idiot!

[''James turns to face Robotnik and growls at him. Robotnik grins nervously, then slides down James' tail. He then stands up.'']
 * Robotnik: Uh, big, nice, slobbering idiot!

[James roars as he breathes fire at Robotnik, torching him.]
 * Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, and the camera moves to the right side of the screen and zooms in on Sonic, who is pacing near Tails, Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, Snow Height, the Fairy Godfather, and three children.]
 * Sonic: Now, troops, it's us against just the three of them!
 * Tails: Sure, no sweat, only one of them has a magic wand, and the other one is a beatnik the size of a house!
 * Sonic: And the other is Scratch and Grounder, and they're too stupid to count!
 * Miss Saccharine: Well, it's not a real fairy tale, but I have an idea for a story!

[Miss Saccharine whispers to Sonic, Tails, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, Snow Height, and one of the children.]
 * Tails: That's screwy! Everyone knows the real story is Jack and the Eggplant! This'll never work!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where the Beatnik Giant walks across the forest path.]
 * Beatnik Giant: Like, fee-fi-fo-fog, I smell the blood of a nowheresville hedgehog!

[Sonic runs up to the Beatnik Giant.]
 * Sonic: Yo, Big Daddy-o!

[''The Beatnik Giant swats both his hands at Sonic, who runs away just in time. The Beatnik giant then points his left index finger at Sonic.'']
 * Beatnik Giant: Be you square or be you hip, I'll crush your bones and make a dip!

[The Beatnik Giant chases after Sonic.]
 * Sonic: You are the uncoolest man! You gotta drop the beatnik thing and get with the program! Beanstalks, baby!

[Sonic runs up a beanstalk, which the Beatnik Giant stops near.]
 * Sonic: Like, it's radically contempo up here, dude!

[The Beatnik Giant climbs up the beanstalk.]
 * Beatnik Giant: I can dig it!

[Sonic is now standing on top of a leaf, and he looks down at the Beatnik Giant.]
 * Sonic: Sure, dude! But can you climb it!

[The Beatnik Giant continues to climb up the beanstalk.]
 * Beatnik Giant: You're buggin' me, man!

[James flies up to Sonic, who jumps on his back.]
 * Sonic: Here's where I get off! Home, James!

[James flies away.]
 * Beatnik Giant: Bummer!

[At the bottom of the beanstalk, Miss Saccharine, Rocket's Sister, and the children are holding a saw, which they use to cut the beanstalk with.]
 * Miss Saccharine: Quickly, children! Cut down the beanstalk!

[Meanwhile, Robotnik paces the floor.]
 * Robotnik: Where is that big doofus? How long can it take him to conquer a hemisphere? When I'm through with him, he won't know what hit him!

[''Robotnik grunts in pain as the Beatnik Giant falls on him, creating a cloud of grey dust. When the dust clears, a Beatnik Giant-shaped hole is shown in the ground. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik is standing on the edge of Mt. Mobius as the camera zooms in on him. He is holding the magic wand in his left hand, and he waves it around.'']
 * Robotnik: Playtime is over! Now it's time to see what this wand can do!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly as a circle of smoke spins counter-clockwise around Mt. Mobius. The sky grows dark and stars shoot from the sky as a geyser erupts around Mt. Mobius. Robotnik tries to zap Sonic with the magic wand, but narrowly misses. He then tries to zap Tails, but narrowly misses. Sonic runs away, and Tails flies behind him. Snow Height, the Fairy Godfather, and Miss Saccharine, who is holding Rocket's Sister by her right hand with her right hand, all follow behind them as they dodge the beams from the magic wand.'']
 * Tails: That's it! Lights out! End of story!

[Miss Saccharine pants heavily.]
 * Miss Saccharine: Too bad this isn't a story!

[Sonic holds up his right index finger as he screeches to a halt.]
 * Sonic: Who says it isn't?

[Sonic grabs Tails' left hand with his right hand and gears up to run.]
 * Tails: Where are we goin', Sonic?

[Sonic runs away, with Tails in tow.]
 * Sonic: You promised to be my friend till' the end, didn't you, little buddy?
 * Tails: Sure, but...
 * Sonic: Well, that's where we're goin'!

[Sonic points his right index finger at the Mobius Airport, which the camera zooms in on Back on Mt. Mobius, Robotnik waves the magic wand in his left hand.]
 * Robotnik: And now for a few small natural disasters!

[''Lava erupts from several volcanoes, and the camera moves to the right side of the screen, where birds chirp as plants, trees, and mushrooms grow. Robotnik looks over the magic wand.'']
 * Robotnik: Huh? Is this thing on the fritz?

[The wand sparks.]
 * Robotnik: What's happening?

[Scratch and Grounder walk up to Robotnik.]
 * Scratch: It's the end! The-he-he-he end!
 * Robotnik: Stop being so melodramatic!
 * Grounder: But look!

[''Scratch points his right index finger up at the sky. Robotnik looks up and sees the words, HAPPiLY EVEr AFTEr, THE END! being written by a red biplane. Tails is revealed to be in the plane's driver's seat, and Sonic is revealed to be in the passenger seat as he waves his right hand at Robotnik.'']
 * Sonic: It is the end, Robotnik!
 * Robotnik: I hate happy endings, and I hate that hedgehog!

[''Robotnik tosses the magic wand. A tornado emits from the book, and it sucks up the Fairy Godfather, a sleeping Cinderella, and the Beatnik Giant. The Fairy Godfather's wand appears in the Fairy Godfather's right hand.'']
 * Fairy Godfather: My wand!

[The camera moves over to Cinderella, who yawns and awakens.]
 * Cinderella: Did I miss something?

[The camera moves over to the Beatnik Giant.]
 * Beatnik Giant: Dig ya later, Daddy-o!

[The camera moves over to James, who breathes fire in the shape of a right hand that waves at Sonic.]
 * James the Dragon: Thanks, Sonic!

[The camera moves over to Snow Height, who blows a kiss with her right hand.]
 * Snow Height: I love you, Prince Robotnik!

[The tornado shrinks into the book.]
 * Robotnik: Come on, you tinkertoys! We've got to repair that Portable Portal Teleporter!

[''Robotnik pushes Scratch and Grounder with both his hands. Scratch looks back at him.'']
 * Scratch: Why?

[Robotnik is revealed to have a book that says, SCARY MONSTERS in his back pocket, which the camera zooms in on.]
 * Robotnik: Oh, I just had a few other characters I thought might be fun to have around!

[The plane flies past the words, HAPPiLY EVEr AFTEr, THE END!, and stops.]
 * Miss Saccharine: And so, Sonic the Hedgehog saved the day, and they all lived happily ever after.

[''The camera zooms out on the illustration, and Miss Saccharine closes the book, which now says, THE ADVENTURES OF SONIC and has Sonic's face on it with her right hand. Rocket, Rocket's Sister, and three children all cheer.'']
 * Miss Saccharine: That's it, children!

[''Miss Saccharine, Rocket, Rocket's Sister, and three children all walk away. Sonic then jumps out of the book.'']
 * Sonic (to the viewers): Every story must end, even this one! But it's no fairy tale to say, "See you soon for more Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog!"

[Sonic winks his left eye at the viewers, and the screen irises out on him, ending the episode.]

Sonic Says
[Sonic and Tails are standing outside a library.]
 * Tails: What's this, Sonic?
 * Sonic: It's the library, Tails! Come on!

[Sonic grabs Tails' left hand with his right hand, and runs into the library, with Tails in tow.]
 * Sonic (to the viewers): At the library, you can find books about a million different things!

[''Sonic picks a book off the shelf behind him with his right hand. He opens it with the same hand to a page that says, once upon a Time.'']
 * Sonic (to the viewers): Books can take you to another world, like fairy tales or prehistoric times!

[''A book that says, PREHISTORIC TIMES appears over the other book. It opens to a page that says,DINOSAURS and has an illustration of Sonic riding on a dragon's back. Tails takes the book from Sonic with both his hands.'']
 * Tails: Wow! Dinosaurs!
 * Sonic (to the viewers): Use your public library, cause' when it comes to information, learning and entertainment, books got you covered!