How Star Wars Rogue One Should Have Ended


 * Pilot: Okay, Sir! We've arrived at Erso Farm.
 * Guy: Excellent work, Pilot! Now circle around a couple of times, and then land extremely far away.
 * Pilot: Far away, sir?
 * Guy: Yes! Land like 400 yards away... and we'll all walk together in a straight line. It will look amazing!
 * Pilot: Wouldn't that give them time to run away or something? Or hide?
 * Guy: No! It will be intimidating! And everyone is going to love it!
 * Deathtrooper: (Scrambled Radio)
 * Guy: What did you just say?
 * Deathtrooper: (Scrambled Radio)