A Change of Heart


 * Dr. Kirby: [Reading Barney's heart monitor] What happened at 8:46 PM last night.?
 * Barney: Well let's see, Wheel of Fortune, naked push ups, naked chin ups... oh I was at dinner.
 * Nora: [at dinner] Barney, what I'm about to say is gonna sound a little weird, but, I'm think I'm starting to like you, so I have to say it.
 * Barney: Well, for what it's worth, I'm not easily shocked...unless you dump water on me, 'cause I'm [gestures to his heart monitor and mimics electrocution]... what is it?
 * Nora: I wanna get married. Not tonight, or even to you necessarily, but that's what I want, and if that's gonna scare you off, I'd rather it scare you off now. I want a family, I want to live in a house, with a garden with a tree for kids to climb. I want to go to sleep every night with the same person by my side, and wake up next to him in the morning - every morning - for the rest of my life. Just thought you should know that.


 * [Ted, Marshall and Lily alert Robin that Scooby's missing from the apartment]
 * Ted: Robin! Hey, remember Scooby? Well, he got out.
 * Robin: Got out? What do you mean?
 * Ted: He just walked right out of the apartment. Someone must've left the door open.
 * Marshall: It wasn't me.
 * Lily: Me neither. [gasps] He must have figured out how to open it himself!
 * Ted: He's so smart, we should get him on Letterman doing tricks!
 * Marshall: I know Paul Schaffer's sandwich guy. This can happen.