How Godzilla Should Have Ended


 * Man: Dad!!!!!
 * Man's Dad: I'm okay. You see that?! I almost died! Wheww! Good thing I didn't. Ha ha! That would have really stunk wouldn't it? I mean I just got here!


 * Man: Hey. I'm still alive.
 * Woman: Thank God. I was so scared.
 * Man: Listen, there's something I need to tell you. Because I'm a responsible husband.
 * Woman: Uh, huh.
 * Man: Get out of the city there's giant monsters! It's headed straight for the city and people are gonna die!!! Leave now before it's too late!!
 * Woman: You don't want me to wait for you to get here first?
 * Man: For God's sake, stop talking and just go! Oh, and take our son with you! Whatever you do, do not leave him with a stranger. That's just weird!
 * Woman: Okay, I will. Thank you for letting me know. Goodbye!!
 * Man: You're welcome!!!
 * Guy: The arrogance of man is thinking nature is in their control and not the other way around. Let them fight!
 * Old Man: Are you sure there's nothing we can do?
 * Guy: Let them fight.
 * Old Man: Maybe nuke the creatures before they reach a major city?
 * Guy: Let them fight.
 * Old Man: Maybe power down the facilities these monsters feed off of?
 * Guy: Let them fight.
 * Old Man: You just wanna see giant monsters fight, don't you?
 * Guy: Let them fight.
 * Dude: Okay, there's 5 cat kaiju in San Francisco, we've combined our memories and we're ready to fight.
 * Girl: Right!