The Chinese Restaurant


 * &quot;I just can't believe the way people are. What is it with humanity? What kind of a world do we live in?&quot; - George


 * &quot;Do you ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a table? They feel so special because they've been chosen. It's enough to make you sick!&quot; - Elaine


 * &quot;And look at his little outfit. It's all so coordinated, the little socks matching the shirt. I really hate this guy.&quot; - George


 * &quot;You know it's not fair that people are seated first come, first served; it should be based on who's hungriest.&quot; - Elaine


 * &quot;You know we're living in a society; we're supposed to act in a civilized way!&quot; - George


 * &quot;So we start to fool around, and it's the first time and it's early in the going, and I begin to perceive this impending intestinal requirement, whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm.&quot; - George


 * &quot;Just a movie? You don't understand. This isn't plans 1 through 8 from outer space. This is Plan 9! This is the one that worked, the worst movie ever made!&quot; - Jerry


 * &quot;The women's movement just can't seem to make any progress in the world of bribery, can they?&quot; - Jerry


 * &quot;I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?&quot; - Jerry


 * George: "She called, he yelled 'Cartwright'; I missed her."
 * Jerry: "Who's Cartwright?"
 * George: "...I'm Cartwright..."
 * Jerry: "You're not Cartwri.."
 * George: "OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!"