It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Ben World: Part 1

Ben 10: Omniverse - Season 7 - Episode 9

Setting: Ben's House

Ben Tennyson: Doors locked. Privacy ensured. Phone off. Omnitrix commlink disabled. I must not be disturbed under any circumstances. The fate of the entire universe is at stake! The "Sumo Slummers" universe, that is. Ahhh. My first afternoon off in weeks. Nothing could possibly ruin it. Aw, man.

[ Beep ]

Ben Tennyson: What was that all about?

Ben 23: My Azmuth was inside Dr. Vegeto's carrot monster, growing a new good-guy brain stem with a resynthesizer.

Ben Tennyson: Not seeing any problem so far.

Ben 23: That could take forever! So, I turned into Vomit Man and ate him.

Ben Tennyson: With Azmuth inside?!

Ben 23: What? I spat him out. Anyway, the little guy's going back to his lab for a much needed "vacay" [coughs] from me [coughs] and said you could mentor me for a while.

Ben Tennyson: Uh... Want play video games?

Ben 23: Cool! "Judo Jammers"!

Ben Tennyson: [ Clears throat ] That's "Sumo Slammers."

Ben 23: See? I learned something already.

Ben Tennyson: So...learned anything yet?

Ben 23: Yeah. These cyber-pirate beards haven't helped us past the ghost-ship level at all!

Ben Tennyson: Last time I listen to the internet.

Ben 23: You know what would make this dimension perfect? A Mr. Gyro.

[ Omnitrix beeping ]

Ben 23: And a mute button for that beeping.

Ben Tennyson: Eh, it'll go to voicemail. Aah!

Ben 23: Game over? We were on the last level! Way to go, mentor.

Rook Blonko: Sorry for using Magister Tennyson's emergency frequency, but I have been trying to contact you for hours. Why have you not picked up?

Ben 23: Man!

Ben Tennyson: Uh... Uh... Major interdimensional crisis. But it's over now. We're safe.

Rook Blonko: Good, because we have a robbery in progress at the ticked off watchmaker's emporium.

Ben Tennyson: And this is an emergency why?

Rook Blonko: Because these are the robbers.

Ben Tennyson: Exo-skull and Subdora! I'll -- we'll -- be right there.

Rook Blonko: "We"?

Ben Tennyson: It's hero time!

Ben 23: No, thanks. I'm totally full. [ Burps ]

Ben Tennyson: Not "gyro," "hero"! We'll need speed to get there in time. Watch and learn.

[ Beep ]

(Ben transforms into Walkatrout)

Ben 23: Wouldn't it have made more sense to turn into something like Speedyquick?

[ Beep ]

(Ben 23 transforms into Speedyquick)

Speedyquick: [ Grunts ] So...slippery! [ Grunts ] Be right back.

[ Explosion ]

Exo-skull: [ Roars ]

Subdora: [ Chuckles ] Your crude burglary techniques are nothing but an endless string of tired clichés. Where's the panache?

[ Tires screech ]

Rook Blonko: By the authority of the Plumbers, I hereby request that you cease fleeing this crime scene!

[ Tires screech ]

Speedyquick: Out of my way, slowpoke! Give it up, alien losers! Wait! Where's the audience?! Where are the cameras capturing my awesomeness? Whoa!

Walkatrout: Ugh! Aah!

[ Crashing ]

[ Omnitrixes both power down ]

Ben Tennyson: First lesson -- we stop bad guys, even if there's no one watching.

Exo-skull: [ Groans [ Two Tennysons?

Subdora: Now, that's panache!

Exo-skull: I'm still gonna blast 'em.

Ben 23: Aah!

Ben Tennyson: Next lesson -- you need something good and solid to handle the big guy's energy blasts.

[ Beep ]

(Ben transforms into Goop)

Ben 23: Seriously? Muck-A-Muck?

Goop: Goop! The name's Goop! You're never gonna hit me!

Subdora: [ Grunts ]

Goop: Ugh! What?! That's not fair! Whoa!

Exo-skull: [ Sneezes ] Ohh.

[ Omnitrix powers down ]

Ben Tennyson: Oh, man. I just got the goop kicked out of me.

Rook Blonko: Ben!

Ben 23: Back off, alien loser!

[ Beep ]

Rook Blonko: And...Ben?

Ben Tennyson: It's all right. He's a friend. Rook, meet the me from Dimension 23. His Azmuth wants me to teach him something -- be his mentor.

Rook Blonko: [ Chuckles ] I-I apologize. There's nothing funny about that.

Ben 23: Tell me about it. My so-called "mentor" let the bad guys get away.

Ben Tennyson: You both could use a little lesson in respect for the greatest hero in the universe. See that? Thanks to me, the bad guys left us a trail.

Ben 23: That wasn't heroic. That was just dumb luck.

Rook Blonko: He does have a point, Ben.

Ben Tennyson: Uh-buh-bup! Whose goop is that?

Both: Yours.

Ben Tennyson: Now follow those goop prints.

Subdora: We got the components you wanted, Maltruant.

Exo-skull: And the technician to make the repairs.

Psychobos: [ Groans ] So, this is what it's c-c-come to -- the greatest mind in the galaxy reduced to mere t-t-tech support?

Maltruant: The greatest mind in the galaxy is Azmuth. But no matter the alternate dimensional timeline, he is always too smart to be evil. I had to settle for second best.

Psychobos: Hmph! There is no such thing as too smart to be evil!

Ben Tennyson: How about too dim to stay out of Plumber jail?

Ben 23: You're busted, alien losers!

Psychobos: A second Omnitrix-wielding hero? And I use that term loosely.

Maltruant: Clearly, this is an alternate-dimension counterpart. Dimension 23, if I am not mistaken.

Ben Tennyson: I don't know who you are, Mr. Disassembled Clockwork guy, but if you're with Dr. Psychobos here, then -- say it with me now...

Both: It's hero time!

[ Beep ]

(Ben transforms into The Worst)

(Ben 23 transforms into ToolBoxx)

The Worst: Oh, man.

Maltruant: Take care of our guests so my, uh, technician can work undisturbed.

Exo-skull: [ Growls ]

Rook Blonko: Ugh!

Toolboxx: Why'd you pick that Lame-o alien? He's, like, the worst?

The Worst: He's not like the worst. He is the worst! Ugh!

Rook Blonko: Ugh!

The Worst: Ohh. Hey, fire me at Exo-skull.

Toolboxx: Like that's gonna do any good.

The Worst: Well, it couldn't be any worse. Wh-o-o-o-o-oa! [ Muffled screaming ] Ugh! Whoa-ohh!

Psychobos: Ugh! No! His chrono-cog is not ready to be activated yet.

Ben Tennyson: [ Groans ] Huh? Aah!

Ben 23: Where...are we?

Ben Tennyson: Oh, no. They're maniacs! We blew up Bellwood! We blew it up!

Both: N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Ben 23: Wait. What am I crying about? My Bellwood's still in one piece. I mean, sorry about your town getting trashed, dude.

Ben Tennyson: Speaking of trash, no sign of the bad guys anywhere.

Ben 23: Because we blew them up, too! So, we won! Yeah!

Ben Tennyson: Except for the destroying-everything-in-sight part.

Mad Pakmar: You!

Ben Tennyson: Great. It was an accident! Please don't be mad at me.

Mad Pakmar: Mad? Why would Pakmar ever be mad at Ben Tennyson? Here -- on the house! Ben Tennyson put Pakmar in business. Pakmar controls all water in Benwood.

Ben Tennyson: You mean Bellwood?

Mad Pakmar: Oh-ho! You are too humble, Ben Tennyson. Enjoy!

[ Toilet flushes ]

Ben Tennyson: Things are really messed up around here.

Ben 23: I'll say.

Ben Tennyson: I mean, Pakmar's being nice to me, and that water he gave us is the best I ever tasted! Something's definitely not right.

[ Engine revs ]

Both: Huh?

Mad Rook Blonko: What are you two doing out here?! I'm gonna report you to the boss.

Ben Tennyson: Rook?

Mad Rook Blonko: Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't recognize you, sir. Please, don't punish me.

Ben Tennyson: What happened to you -- and your truck? And why are you using contractions?

Ben 23: Your partner's really going overboard with the respect thing.

Maltruant: Oh, get up, you fool! That's not him!

Mad Rook Blonko: Imposter! Ugh!

Ben Tennyson: You're dressed like that and acting all weird, and I'm the imposter?

[ Engine revs ]

Ben Tennyson: Okay. I don't know what's going on here, but we are not gonna let the bad guys get away.

Ben 23: If you say so, mentor.

[ Beep ]

(Ben transforms into Mole-Stache)

(Ben 23 transforms into Nighty Knight)

Mole-Stache: Pray tell, why is it when we both turn into unsatisfactory aliens, mine is still inferior to yours?

Nighty Knight: I have no idea what you said, but your fuzzy-wuzzy alien form is way lamer than my Nighty Knight!

Mole-Stache: Hmm. I'm beginning to suspect we are not in Bellwood anymore.

Nighty Knight: You think?

Mad Will Harangue: Get back to work!

Nighty Knight: What's with all the holes?!

Mole-Stache: Lose something?

Mad Will Harangue: We do not question our leader! He demands we dig, so we dig! Those who refuse are made examples of!

Nighty Knight: Hey, I know this guy! He's my number-one fan! Want an exclusive interview?

Mad Will Harangue: Silence!

Mole-Stache: Oh, dear. I'm afraid the esteemed Mr. Harangue is a trifle less enamored of me in my dimension.

[ Omnitrixes both power down ]

Mad Will Harangue: Please don't punish me, oh, great and powerful warlord and his... little brother?

Ben 23: Dude. I am so not his --

Ben Tennyson: Tell me why you're digging.

Mad Will Harangue: Forgive me, oh, great one, but we still haven't found the key.

Ben 23: The key to what?

Mad Will Harangue: The master says we're not supposed to know.

Ben Tennyson: Right. My little brother was just testing your loyalty. Let me do the talking. He can't mean a literal key -- too obvious. We need to find out what it really is without raising suspicion.

Ben 23: If you say so, but whoever these guys think you are, he sounds like a real jerk. [ Chuckles ] Just sayin'.

[ Rumbling ]

[ All screaming ]

Ben 23: Time for Mr. Monkey!

[ Beep ]

(Ben 23 transforms into Mr. Monkey)

Mr. Monkey: [ Chatters ]

Ben Tennyson: Please give me a decent alien this time.

[ Beep ]

(Ben transforms into Bullfrag)

Bullfrag: Good enough.