Year of the Duck


 * Elmer Fudd: Good evening. I'm Elmer Fudd. Welcome to another edition of "Tit For Tat. Tonight's topic, Ducks. Here to tell us why we should care Daffy Duck. Daffy, welcome to the program.
 * Daffy Duck: Thanks for having me, Elvis.
 * Elmer Fudd: Let's get started. Exactly what contribution have ducks made to society?
 * Daffy Duck: Uh, um, uh. Pass.
 * Elmer Fudd: What?
 * Daffy Duck: Give me another question.
 * Elmer Fudd: Ok, uh.
 * Foghorn Leghorn: Bring the car around front, Carol.
 * Elmer Fudd: You believe that ducks are viewed unfavorably. Do you have any proof of this?
 * Daffy Duck: I'd like to phone a friend.
 * Elmer Fudd: What?
 * Daffy Duck: I'd like to buy a vowel.
 * Elmer Fudd: What are you talking about?
 * Daffy Duck: I'm gonna go ahead and spin again, Pat.
 * Foghorn Leghorn: Desperate times call for desperate measures. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 * (Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd sees Foghorn Leghorn runs towards Daffy Duck)
 * Daffy Duck: Argh!
 * Foghron Leghorn: Ugh. Why didn't you open the sunroof, Carol?