The Senses


 * Announcer:
 * And now the Warners present…the senses.
 * Yakko:
 * The sense of sight is what guides us right
 * When we go out on walks.
 * When we go out on walks.


 * Wakko:
 * The sense of smell is the way to tell
 * That you need to change your socks.


 * Dot:
 * The sense of touch is what hurts so much
 * When you bang your toe on the bed.


 * Yakko:
 * The sense of hearing is something good,
 * 'Cause if a tree fell in the wood,
 * Would there be a sound? You bet there would...


 * If it landed on top your head!


 * The Warners:
 * Your head!
 * If a tree lands on top of your head!


 * Wakko:
 * The sense of taste affects your waste...


 * Yakko:
 * Which makes five senses in all.


 * Dot:
 * There's a sixth sense, too, but it's hard to explain.
 * It's a psychic connection inside of your brain
 * So you can understand people like Shirley MacLaine...


 * Yakko:
 * Who wear crystals they bought in the mall!


 * The Warners:
 * The mall!
 * Who wear crystals they bought in the mall!


 * Yakko:
 * And now, the other senses!


 * Dot:
 * There are scents you can smell like cologne from Chanel
 * Or the scents of expensive perfume.


 * Yakko:
 * There are scents of flowers we hope overpowers
 * The kitty box next to your room. Pyew!


 * Wakko:
 * There's a sense of pride you have deep down inside...


 * Yakko:
 * When you practice a sense of fair play.


 * Dot:
 * There are dollars and cents that you pay at a toll...


 * Yakko:
 * Or the census man who is taking a poll...


 * Wakko:
 * And a sense of confusion we're out of control...


 * The Warners:
 * And they really should take us away!
 * Away!
 * They really should take us away!


 * Dot:
 * There's a sense of humor, a sense of doom, or
 * A sense of awe, sense of timing...


 * Yakko:
 * The sense of a word, a sense of absurd
 * Like trying to do all this rhyming!


 * Dot:
 * There's incense...


 * Wakko:
 * And horse sense...


 * Yakko:
 * And common sense, it's true.


 * Dot:
 * Sense of wonder, sense of beauty...


 * Wakko:
 * Sense of honor, sense of duty...


 * Yakko:
 * A sense of doubt, a sense of danger...


 * Dot:
 * A sense of fear when you meet a stranger...


 * Wakko:
 * A sense of style, a sense of worth...


 * Yakko:
 * A sense of direction for knowing the earth...


 * The Warners:
 * A sense of dread as we're singing this song
 * That it's starting to turn out completely all wrong
 * And it's time that we end it because it's too loooooooooooonnnnnnggggg.....


 * (Deep breath)


 * 'Cause it just doesn't make any sense!
 * Nonsense!
 * This song doesn't make any sense!