White Hare

[Lincoln is in his room dressed like a cool biker gang member] Lincoln: [talking to the viewers] You might be wondering who's the cool guy in the Loud House. It's me, Lincoln. And I can't wait to tell you why I have this stuff on, you see... [Lincoln is interrupted by Clyde] Clyde: [on the walkie talkie] Lincoln are you ready to introduce yourself to the new girl today? Lincoln: Or Clyde can tell you [On walkie talkie] that's formative all set, got my threads, [camera looks at temporary tattoo] got my temporary tatt, and a list of slang I got from a teen magazine. Clyde: That's great buddy, but, do you really need all that? You're already cool. You jumped that puddle on your bike the other day. Lincoln: Well the way she wears her bow in her hair, the new girl seems super cool. So I've gotta up my game. Clyde: I hear ya, and you only get one chance to make a good first impression, if you blow this you'll have to wait for another girl to move to town, and who knows when that'll be. Lincoln: Thank You for that added pressure. Clyde: Don't mention it! So what's the plan? Lincoln: I'm gonna catch her on the bus this morning so I can have some 1 on 1 time with her. Clyde: Good thinking! You need a wingman? Lincoln: Thanks, but there are some things a man must do alone. Clyde: I get that, I said the same thing to my dads the first time I used a public restroom. Good luck buddy! [Gets off walkie-talkie] Lincoln: [gets off walkie-talkie] And now I have just one less obstacle, to get out of the house before my sisters figure out what I'm up to. [tries to sneak out of the house but fails] Sisters: [Off-screen] Hold it! Lincoln: Hey, mornin' ladies. Lisa: Did you really think we wouldn't notice that you're dressed like a stereotypical Hollywood representation of a 1950's greaser? Lincoln: This is gel, not grease, and besides can't a guy wear something different to school for a change? Luan: Not in this house. Luna: What's the sitch, bro? Lincoln: There is no sitch! Clyde: [on the walkie-talkie] Lincoln? Come in! I thought of some topics for you to discuss with the new girl. Sisters: New girl?! Clyde: Like corn nuts, are they corn, or are they nuts? Discuss! Lincoln: [in the walkie talkie] Not now Clyde, I've gotta call you back. [turns off walkie talkie] Lori: So you thought you'd impress the new girl by wearing this? Lincoln: No, no no no no! I don't need your help. I've got it all planned out. [backs up and smashes into Lola] Lola: Lincoln. Lincoln: No, I'm sure you have your own plan and want to tell me what to do. But the last time I took your advice I got a black eye. [flashback to "Heavy Meddle" where Lincoln gets punched by Ronnie Anne] Leni: But, Lincoln! Lincoln: No I've only got one chance to make a good first impression, and I want to do it my way! Sisters: Lincoln! Lincoln: Look, free pizza! [Lincoln runs off to the forest were there is a bunny habitat] Lincoln: Whew! Hope I didn't stink up the jacket. I'll hide here until the bus comes. [Looks at bunny] Hey there little guy! [Counts the rabbits] 23, 24, 25! [To the viewers] Man, that's a lot of sisters, I can't even imagine what that would be like. Lynn: [Off-screen] Hey Lincoln! [Lincoln gets startled by this and jumps up, hitting a branch causing him to fall unconscious]

[Lincoln, now as a rabbit named Warren, sneaks up to the door, only to fail once again] Rabbit Sisters: [Off-Screen] Hold it! Warren: Hey, mornin' ladies. Beatrice: Why are you dressed like a hoodlum from the wrong side of the forest? Bippa: Yeah, what's the sitch? Warren: There is no sitch! Danny: [on the walkie talkie] Warren, I 've come up with some topics for you to discuss with the new girl. Rabbit Sisters: New Girl?! Danny: [on the walkie talkie] Butter lettuce. Is it butter, or is it lettuce? Discuss! Warren: Danny, I'll call you back. [turns of walkie talkie] Betty: Tell us everything about her. Warren: There's nothing to tell Betty. It's a just new girl at school. Brenda: I hate her already. Warren: You don't even know her, Brenda. Belinda: Neither do you, that's why we're helping. Ohhh I love matchmaking! Bella: What's the use? Life's just an endless stretch of misery. Occasionally brightened by despair. Bodhi: I think your Chakras need some like realignment, Bella. Bianca: [Paints a picture] Look guys, I captured the moment in oils, I call it "Portrait of a clueless boy being saved by his Sisters". Warren: [Pushes his sisters back] Guys, I don't need your help! [Warren gets a text from Bridget saying "YES YOU DO!"]'' Warren: No I don't, Bridget! Beatrice: Yes you do, by my calculations, the chances of you successfully courting said new girl without our help are an abysmal 25 to 1. Warren: Yeah, I'm quite used to those odds. Brooke: [in a state of panic] But what if your plan doesn't work!? What if you ruined your chance to make a good first impression?! What if you grow old and alone?! What if I grow old and alone?! What if the world ends tomorrow?! What if... [Interrupted by Warren] Warren: Guys, I'm running out of time! Now if you excuse me, I'm leaving. Bippa: Oh yeah, mate? And just 'ow do you plan on gettin' past the 25 of us? Warren: Well I plan to... Run! Betty: Get him! Barbara: This calls for some chase music! Bethany: [Checks her list] I didn't have this on my to-do list for the day, but what the heck? Bernadette: Warren, you stop running this instant or I'm telling Mom! Warren: Look! Shiny object! Brandy: [confused] Oooo where? Huh. [Betty tries to grab Warren, but missed] Betty: Grab him, Beth! Beth: Huh, what? [snoring] [Bailey blows her whistle]' Bailey: Ugh! Beth, get in the game! Beth: Go... [Falls back to sleep on the couch] [Warren heads for the door, when suddenly...] Beulah: Yee-haw! Rope them doggies! [She twirls her lasso, catches Warren before he could escape and hogties him] Bertha: Gotcha! [Starts to bench press him] Warren: Put me down, Bertha! [Bertha carries Warren back and drops him on the floor] Bebe: What a hare-rasing development! [Laughs] Get it? [The rabbit sisters groan] Beverly:Oh, Warren honey you got it all wrong. Blair:Totes. Remaining Sisters:Yeah! [Blair removes Warren's sunglasses] Warren: Give me those back, I need to look cool. Beverly:Please, girls don't want a cool guy. Warren, what girls really want is a sensitive guy. Blair:[Removes jacket a shows and lavender shirt] Ditch the leather and go with lavender. [Gets Warren up] It's a much better match for your fur tones. [Betty starts pushing Warren to the door] Birdie:[Gives Warren books] Read her a poem. Brie:[Gives Warren a smoothie] Offer to share a healthy and deliver kelp smoothie. Blanch:[Gives Warren medicine] But check her allergies first. Bernice:[Gives Warren a rabbit's foor] Keep this rabbit's foot for luck. Sisters:Eww! Blair: Compliment her clothes. Belinda: Compliment her eyes. Warren: But- Beverly: Be kind. Warren: But- Bella: Be romatic. Warren: But- Bodhi: Be present. Warren: But- Betty: Now go. [Betty shoves Warren out the door and closes it]