Ren's Brain

[The episode begins at Ren and Stimpy's house. The camera pans to the Stimpson J. Cat Freelance Brain Surgeon, Stimpy was creating all the brains. He exocutes Brain. Brain poofs out. Stimpy feels sad. Stimpy sighs.]

Stimpy: Another fail experiment. Non of these brains aren't any good. If only I had a quility brain to experiment on. THE PERFECT BRAIN! Ah, dream on. [Stimpy sighs and walks away. Stimpy shuts off the lab. Stimpy sighs. Ren sleeping on the bed. Goodnight, Ren. [Ren was sleeping. Stimpy was sleeping too. The sun is shining. Stimpy saw a perfect Ren's Brain.]

Stimpy: I-I-I-I-It's the, the perfect B-B-B-B... [Stimpy grabs Ren to his lab, Stimpy dongs the bell. Ape was screeching and smashing the hammer at the pipe. Mr. Lobo was about to drizzle on Ren's head. Stimpy pulls the lever. Mr. Lobo was drizzling on the led. Stimpy got a knife.] This won't hurt a bit, little buddy. [Ape was oohing. Stimpy pulls out Ren's brain.] Oh my perfecest brain! Fairly, you will bring us me most joyest of all experimentations! But first, you need a good night sleep. See you in the morning.[Stimpy put the Ren's Brain on the Perfect Brain Container and Sneaks out. Stimpy turns off the lab and shut the door. Stimpy puts Ren to bed. Stimpy sighs happily and Stimpy is sleeping. Fades that night, Ren's Brain was in the Perfect Brain Container. Fades that morning, Ren's Brain gets out of the Perfect Brain Container. Ren's Brain stands up.]

Ren's Brain: [yawns] Hmmm, that's funny. I feel kinda, strange. [look around] Oh well, must be an eyelungs. [look at the watch] YIKES! I'm ready for late for work! [Ren's Brain is ready for work and hops at the car. Car drives away. Stimpy opens the door.]

Stimpy: Good morning, ol' Brainy brai- [gasps, Stimpy notices that Ren's brain gone.] Ren's brain! MISSING! [Stimpy looks around] OH NO! What did I gonna do now? [Stimpy looks at Ren.] If Ren wakes up and finds his brain missing, he'll kill me! [Stimpy looks at Telephone. Stimpy gets the idea. Stimpy put the phone on Ren's head.] Phew! There now. He'll never know the difference. [Ren wakes up.] R-R-Ren? [Ren was drooling] S-s-say something to me, Ren. [Stimpy shakes Ren. Ren was making silly noise and drool his head. Stimpy look at the viewers.] G-gee Ren, W-will you PLAY with me? [Ren was making wacky gurgling noise. Stimpy looks at the viewers again.] [thinking] He'll play with me... [groans, inhales] [excited, echoing] JOY!!! [normal voice] Oh Ren, I've dreamed of this for years! [Stimpy hugs Ren, Fades to the beautful day. Stimpy and Ren are playing horsey. Stimpy pours the cat litter at Ren. Ren knocks the wall.] That's it! [Stimpy laughs, Stimpy knocks Ren's head.]

Telephone's voice: You have reached the number that is been disconnected for no longer in service. [Stimpy and Ren are going outside for our picnic. Stimpy smack the spoon on his head. Ren knocks the log on his face.]

Stimpy: [sighs] It is Ren. Let's be friends forever. [Stimpy hugs Ren. Ren's Brain was all done at work]

Ren's Brain: Man, it was great to be at work. Wait until Stimpy here is like the most truth. [Cuts to Stimpy changing on TV. Ren sitting on the chair watching happily. Cuts to Ren's Brain driving at the car.] I can't wait to get home to my best pal. [Cuts to Ren was numbskull. Stimpy laughs. Cuts to Ren's Brain arrived at home. Stimpy hugs Ren. Ren's Brain unlocks the door and opens it. Stimpy notices that Ren's brain are back.] WHA? [Ren was drooling sillier. Ren's Brain was screaming and covers his head. Ren's Brain stares at Stimpy.] Wha? WHAT IS THIS?!? How DARE YOU was untamed a chihuahua IN MY HOME!? I work my magona up-lumb goblin of bone! Is this the things I get?

Ren: Duhh...

Ren's Brain: You....

Stimpy: WAIT, I can explain!

Ren's Brain: Get your filthy hands off of me, you... clowns! [Ren was playing a Spoon, Ren was goofy. Ren's Brain throws off at Stimpy. Ren was look around.

Ren: UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH!

Ren's Brain: [To Ren] YOU, YOU DISEASED... HOME RECORD!!! [Ren's Brain shakes Ren.]

Telephone's voice: It's not to be call, please hung up to try again. [Stimpy was scared. Stimpy breaks the hammer at the Brain Sedation Needle. Stimpy tries to get Ren's brain. Stimpy tries to stab the needle at Ren's Brain. Ren's Brain gets off his hand and Ren's Brain slaps Stimpy a million times. Ren was goofing around the circles. Stimpy grabs Ren's Brain's hands. Stimpy tries to stab the needle at Ren's Brain. Cuts to Ren was running like a goofy person. Cuts to Stimpy and Ren's Brain is on TV.]

Dad: NO!

Mom: This is terrible!

Kid: MAKE IT STOP!

Dad: OH, I CAN'T STAND IT!!

[Dad's head are exploding. Mom screams and exploding his head. They all exploded his head in all the houses. The earth explodes.]

Narrator: And thus ended the Republician Party as we know it.

Ren's Brain: YOU EEDIOTS!!!

[Fades to black at the end of the episode.]