Snoopy Come Home

(Opening Title/Snoopy Come Home Song Scene)

(Music playing)

(Drums playing)

(Trumpets playing)

Chorus: (singing) Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Why, oh why, did you roam?

Come home! Come home!

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo--oo-oopy,

Come on, Snoopy, come home!

Come home! Come home!

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Where d'you run away to?

Come home! Come home!

Snoo-oo-oo--oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Everything's wrong without you.

You split the scene, now nothing is right.

Good grief! Why did you get so uptight?

Why did you go? We're in the fog.

Don't you know your our favorite dog?

Snoopy, come home,

Snoopy, come home,

Come home, Snoopy,

Snoopy, come home,

Come home!

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo--oopy,

Why, oh why, did you roam?

Come home! Come home!

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Come home, Snoopy, come home!

(Charlie Brown and Linus at the beach Scene)

(Water waves whooshing)

(Seagulls squawking)

(Water splashing)

Linus: Nice going, Charlie Brown. It took that rock 4,000 years to get to shore and now you've thrown it back.

Charlie Brown: Everything I do makes me feel guilty.

(At The Beach Song Scene)

(Music playing)

Chorus: (singing) As you reach at the beach,

It's a funky sparkling wonderland,

All the joy, and the noise,

is a music made by a wonder band.

Do a handspring,

be outrageous,

The outlandish things,

the things to do.

Happy laughter,

is contagious,

In this land of sandy hoop de doo.

Hear the surf,

hit the shore,

With a grand and glorious room ti ay,

Watch the sun,

Catch the spray,

There's a million rainbows in bloom today

Douse your gloomies,

Dunk your troubles,

In a day of breakers and bubbles,

And it’s all at your reach,

At the balmy and breezyful,

Taking life easyful beach.

Hear the surf,

hit the shore,

With a grand and glorious room ti ay,

Watch the sun,

Catch the spray,

There's a million rainbows in bloom today

Douse your gloomies,

Dunk your troubles,

In a day of breakers and bubbles,

And it’s all at your reach,

At the balmy and breezyful,

Taking life easyful beach.

(Peppermint Patty and Snoopy laughing)

Peppermint Patty: You know, kid, you and I make a great pair. It's nice to lie in the sun and just do nothing. Of course it's better if you're with someone. You like you kind of like me, don't you, Snoopy? Why don't we meet here again tomorrow? If you'll come, I'll bring a picnic lunch. We'll have sandwiches and cookies and lemonade and potato chips and everything, okay? And we'll build another sandcastle. Only this time, we'll build an even bigger one. We'll have a great time. Will you come? Good. I'll see you tomorrow.

(Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy and Schroeder Playing a Game Scene)

(Dices In The Red Container rattling)

Charlie Brown: I wonder where Snoopy is?

Lucy: I've got boardwalk in Park Place. I'm going to destroy you economically, Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown: I'll never give up. I have a philosophy that tells me no matter how bad things get. They always turn out good at the end.

Lucy: That's not a philosophy. That's stupidity.

(Dices chattering on the floor)

Charlie Brown: Seven. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars. Good grief.

Lucy: When you get out of jail, Charlie Brown, you're gonna land on my boardwalk or Park Place and then you'll be destroyed.

(Dices chattering on the floor)

Lucy: Ha, 12 doubles. That means, I get another turn. Oh, no! Not a Pacific with hotels!

Schroeder: Pay me twelve hundred and seventy five dollars, please.

Lucy: Schroeder. Schroeder. How about a beep on the nose?

Schroeder: Oh, what?

Lucy: Beep! A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.

Schroeder: I'd rather have the 1,275 dollars, please. Pay up.

Lucy: But I haven't got twelve hundred and seventy five dollars.

Schroeder: If you can't pay up, then, I guess you're bankrupt.

Lucy: I am not...

Schroeder: Pay me twelve hundred and seventy five dollars, please.

Lucy: Not a Pacific with hotels!

Schroeder: Pay up.

(Lucy and Schroeder repeating)

Charlie Brown: It's almost dark. Snoopy isn't home yet. I wonder where that dog is? There he is. I wonder where he's been all day? What an independent dog. He comes and goes as he pleases. But I had to stay home and fix his supper.

(Charlie Brown's Thumb Scene)

Charlie Brown: Ow! Ow! Ow! Rats! All right. It's supper time. Come and get your supper. Do you see this finger? I cut it Opening a stupid can of dog food for your stupid supper. I hope you appreciate it. Besides that, it wasn't a finger, it was my thumb! You've been acting awfully independent, lately. Don't forget that I'm the one who feed you. I'm the one who takes care of you. Look at me when I'm talking to you. Without me you'd be nothing. Everything you have, you have because of me, even that collar around your neck. Why I remember the day, I went out and brought that color with money I had worked for. And I'd saved and... I hate it when he does that.

(No Dogs Allowed at the Beach Scene)

(Music playing)

(Peppermint Patty Whistling)

(Snoopy arguing)

Peppermint Patty: I think I've been stood up.

(No Dogs Allowed Song Scene)

Man: (singing) No dogs allowed,

You're not our crowd,

Obey the signs,

And boundary lines.

You're out of place,

You bark and chase,

You're not our crowd,

No dogs allowed.

(Typewriter Typing)

"It has come to our attention that a new sign has been posted on the beach which says that no dogs will be allowed there-on. Being a taxpayer X Therefore I am writing to protest this policy. Very Sincerely Yours, 🐾"

Peppermint Patty: Maybe I came on too strong for him.

(Library Scene)

Sally: I know why you want me to go to the library. You're trying to trick me into learning how to read. That's what you're trying to do. Who cares about reading...the next thing, you know. You want me to conjugate all those verbs and split those infinitives. I hate reading. I just want to be a good housewife.

Charlie Brown: Shh! You have to be real quiet in here. Now, come on.

(Snoopy giggling)

(Book page flipping)

(Snoopy giggling and then laughing)

(Snoopy Laughing continues)

Man: (singing) No dogs allowed,

You're not our crowd

(Snoopy arguing)

(Snoopy Fights Linus Scene)

Linus: Aaaauugghhh!

Snoopy: Ah! Ah! Ahh! (screaming) (yelping) (yelling)

(Linus screaming)

(Snoopy moaning)

(Linus screaming loudly)

Linus: Oh, Snoopy!

(Snoopy Vs. Lucy Scene)

Lucy: Oof! Ow! Oh! Oof! Ow! Ugh! Ah! Oof! (Grunting) Ah! Oof! Ow! Ugh! Oh! (mumbling)

(Lila's Theme Song Scene)

Lila's Voice: (Singing) I still remember

A summer gone by

Why was it over so fast?

I still remember

When we said goodbye

Why can't our summer times last?

Do you remember me?

Once I called you my own

I'm sad as I can be

It's no fun all alone

Why can't a memory

roll away like a tear?

Why do I go to my window

hoping you will appear?

'cause I need you

'cause I miss you

'cause I wish you were here

(Chief Thunder Scene)

Backup JP Vocals: (Singing) (humming) (ahhing)

(Doors Opening)

(Thunder Gasping)

Thunder: Oh...my.

(whamming)

(chattering)

(whamping) (2x)

(zinging)

(zwacking)

(Backup JP Vocals ahhing and humming and ohhing and humming)

(Thunder sighing)

(Footsteps stepping)

(Zinging)

(Whooshing)

(Thunder Sighing)

Thunder: (spoken) It's mine. How truthful. (singing) Huh-uuuuh-ooooh-aaaah

Hoooo-yaaaahh (humming)

(The Letter From Lila Scene)

Charlie Brown: Hmm, a letter for Snoopy. I'd never get letters. Nobody ever writes to me. I had 14 pen pals once, but I did all the writing. Here, Snoopy, you got a letter.

(Snoopy yawning)

Lila's Voice: (Singing) Do you remember me?

Once I called you my own

I'm sad as I can be

It's no fun all alone

Charlie Brown: What's going on? Where is he going? I never know what's going on.

(Best Of Buddies Song Scene)

Backup Men: (singing) Me and you,

A two man crew,

Side by side we're unified,

And we will never be divided.

Win or lose,

We go in twos,

We're the best of buddies,

Me and you.

Man: (singing) No dogs allowed

(Snoopy grunting)

(Leaving Japan Scene)

Thunder: (reading) "To Chief Thunder, From The Swordsman Jin." My goodness, me! I'm going home. Goodbye, Japan. Goodbye, rock-coal. Uh-oh! Not without you, Katana.

(We're the Best of Buddies Song Scene)

Backup Men: (singing) We've got good vibes,

Our friendship jives,

In our close united status,

Who could ever separate us?

And what's more,

We're in rapport,

We're the best of buddies,

Me and you.

Harmony is where it's at,

And where it's at for you is where it's at for me.

Share and share alike is what it's all about,

And what it's all about is unanimity.

Me and you,

A two man crew,

Even if the going's gruesome,

We can make it as a twosome.

Lose or win,

Sink or swim,

We're the best of buddies, buddy,

We're the best of buddies,

we're the best of buddies,

me and you.

(Back At Charlie Brown's House Scene)

Charlie Brown: He's gone. I don't understand it. Who is Lila?

Lucy: You say you got this letter and then, he just took off?

Schroeder: Well, what does the letter say, Charlie Brown?

Charlie Brown: (reading) "Dear Snoopy; I have been in the hospital for 3 weeks, and I am very lonely. Could you come and see me? Love Lila".

Linus: Lila? Who in the world is Lila?

Charlie Brown: If I don't find out who Lila is, I'll go crazy.

(Japanese Ship Scene)

Thunder: The trip is done. The samurai sword is in my equipment porch. Please take me back home? The United States Of America needs me.

(Keep Off The Grass Song Scene)

Man: (singing) Keep off the grass,

(No dogs allowed),

All pups and hounds,

(You're not our crowd),

You don't belong,

(Obey the signs),

You're out of bounds,

(And boundary lines)

(River Scene)

(Woodstock chirping)

(Water splashing)

(Lila's Sad Face Scene)

(Thunder on the Japanese Ship Scene)

Thunder: Only halfway there. I am...coming home, Snoopy.

(Charlie Brown and Linus Sitting on the Bench Scene)

Charlie Brown: I don't understand it. Why would Snoopy go to Lila?

Linus: Maybe Snoopy felt he needed a vacation. Maybe his life with you was getting too boring.

Charlie Brown: Boring? What was I supposed to do? Keep him entertained?

Linus: I don't know. What do other dog owners do?

Charlie Brown: I never thought of myself as being a dog on. Snoopy was more like a friend.

Linus: Friends get bored too, Charlie Brown.

(Thunder Comes Back From Japan Scene)

Thunder: Look at me, Katana! We're back! Thanks for the ride. Wait a second. I'm not too sure where Snoopy is here somewhere. There is a way.

(Gettin' It Together Song Scene)

Backup Men: (singing) Now we're groovin',

Gettin' it together,

Makin' it all come right.

Really movin', gettin' it together,

The feeling is out of sight.

On our way now,

Gonna make it happen,

And all systems are go.

A-OK now, ramblin' and a-rappin',

Shakin' the status-quo.

Doin' our thing,

Chasin' the sun,

We won't stop 'till the doin' is done,

Maybe we'll fly,

Maybe we'll fall,

All we know is we're havin' a ball.

(Fundamental Friend Dependability Song Scene)

(Snoopy yelping)

Clara: Hey, Ma! I found a stray dog! Ma! Oh, Ma!

(Snoopy yelping)

(Snoopy gulping)

(Snoopy grunting)

Clara: Oh, boy. I found a lost bird! Hey, Ma! I found a lost bird! Ma! I got a bird, Ma! To add to my collection, Ma, a dog and a bird.

(Snoopy sighing)

Clara: This is great. I have 2 pets. Hey, Ma! I got 2 pets! A sheepdog and a parrot! Hey, Ma? Can I keep them, Ma?

(Woodstock sighing)

Clara: Hi, puppy. Mom says, I can keep you. Boy, I always wanted a dog. I think I'll give you a good dog name. Rex? Hey! How about Rex?

Snoopy: Blah!

Clara: Here, Rex! Here, Rex! Here! (Kissing) (singing) I'm a sentimental gal.

I need a fundamental pal.

I'll depend on you.

You'll depend on me.

Speaking psychologically.

We'll both have

Fundamental friend dependability

Fundamental friend dependability

I'll have fun with you,

You'll have fun with me.

It's fundamental friend dependability. (spoken) Here, Rex! Here, Rex! Here!

(Snoopy yelping)

Clara: Heel, Rex! Heel! Heel, Rex! Heel! First thing to do with you, Rex, is to bathe you. I hope you like baths, 'cause my doggy has to be real clean. Okay, Rex? Okay! In with you, Rex!

(Snoopy yelping)

Clara: Speaking hygienically,

We've got to wash away each flea.

Rub-a-dub-a-dub

I'll scrub you in the tub.

Oh, how squeaky-clean you'll be

Because of fundamental friend dependability.

I will disinfect your whole anatomy.

One you've got a chum

We'll scrub you till you're numb.

That's fundamental friend dependability. (Spoken) Down, Rex! Heel, Rex! Heel! Rex, Rex!

(Snoopy yelping)

Clara: You naughty dog! Rex! Down boy! Bad dog! Heel, Rex. Heel.

I'm glad you like baths, Rex.

(Water splashing)

Clara: I want you to be real clean so we can play dress-up. Down, Rex. Down, boy. Stay, Rex. Stay. I'm gonna close the door so you won't run away. Then we'll play dolls. Okay?

(Woodstock gibbering)

Clara: I always wanted a sheepdog. You stick with me, Rex.

(Snoopy grunting)

Clara: (Singing) Every little shaggy pup

Ought to get to gussy up.

I will pour the tea

Just for you and me.

Oh, how proper we will be

'Cause we've got

Fundamental friend dependability.

Fundamental friend dependability.

Fundamental friend dependa-

Fundamental friend dependa-

Fundamental friend dependability.

(End singing)

Clara: You naughty dog, you got your dress dirty. I'll have to spank you!

Snoopy: Ah! Ah! Ah! (Yelping)

Clara: Down, boy, down!

(Snoopy grunting)

Clara: Here, Rex!

(Door opens)

Clara: Down, Rex! Bad dog! Bad dog!

(Other door opens then closes)

Clara: Come back, Rex! Here, boy!

Thunder: Clara! Let him go!

Clara: Huh? (screaming)

(Sword slashing)

Thunder: There. I guess that'll teach it.

(Snoopy crying and wailing)

Thunder: Oh. Oh, sweetie. Why's that little shameful girl while you must play so roughly when you weren't wearing a dress? If you're even funny, ha, ha, ha!

Snoopy: Ha, ha, ha!

(Thunder and Snoopy chuckling)

Thunder: Ahem.

(Woodstock chirping)

(Snoopy whimpering)

Thunder: I know. Come on. Let's get you undressed.

(Woodstock chirping)

Thunder: Do not panic. We'll have you out of here.

(Woodstock sighing)

(Snoopy's Samurai Chase)

(Door opens)

(Snoopy and Woodstock cheering)

(Thunder chuckling)

(Bird cage crashing)

Thunder: Oh. (gasping)

(Door opens and then closes)

Knight Boy: Here, Rex! Here, Rex! Here!

(Door opens and closes)

Knight Boy: Rex! You naughty dog, Rex!

(Thudding)

Snoopy: Aaahh!

(Door slams) (Door opens)

Snoopy: Ah! Ah! Ah!

(Fishbowl splashing)

Thunder: We made it, Snoop! We've gotta get out of here!

(Snoopy's feet screeching)

Thunder: What is it? Is something the matter? Do you need help? Hurry up! Quick! Pack up! Come on!

(Charlie Brown and Linus Wall Scene)

Charlie Brown: I'm depressed, Linus. I need an encouraging word to cheer him up.

Linus: Happiness lies in our destiny like a cloudless sky before the storms of tomorrow destroy the dreams of yesterday, and last week.

Charlie Brown: I think that blanket is doing something to you.

(Gettin' It Together (Second Version) Song Scene)

Backup Men: (singing) Now we're groovin',

Gettin' it together,

Makin' it all come right.

Really movin', gettin' it together,

The feeling is out of sight.

On our way now,

Gonna make it happen,

And all systems are go.

A-OK now, ramblin' and a-rappin',

Shakin' the status-quo.

Doin' our thing,

Chasin' the sun,

We won't stop 'till the doin' is done,

Maybe we'll fly,

Maybe we'll fall,

All we know is we're havin' a ball.

We're together,

Gettin' it together,

Makin' it all come right.

Really groovin', gettin' it together,

The feeling is out of sight.

Thunder: (spoken) Come close to me. Go. Move back.

Backup Men: (singing) We're together,

Gettin' it together,

Makin' it all come right.

Thunder: (spoken) Far. Farther. Kick higher.

Backup Men: (singing) Really groovin', gettin' it together,

The feeling is... out of sight!

(Lila sighing Scene)

(Lila sighing)

(Pretending Playing The Music At Camp Scene)

(Woodstock whistling a Tune)

Thunder: What are you doing? Playing the tune?

(Music playing)

(Snoopy and Woodstock laughing)

Thunder: (laughing) Ah, my noisy little ones.

(Dinner at Camp Scene)

(Snoopy slurping) (Snoopy yawning)

(Woodstock yawning)

Thunder: (yawning) Well, it's time for bed.

(Bedtime on the Tree Scene)

(Woodstock chirping)

Thunder: Up on this top. You're building something. (Giggling) Careful. Um. Hmm.

(Woodstock chirping)

Thunder: I will help you, buddy.

(Clock ticking)

(Morning Scene)

(Clock ticking)

(Clock buzzing)

(Clock stops buzzing)

(Woodstock giggling)

(Bonking)

(Charlie Brown Is Sad Scene)

Lucy: There's only one thing to be done, Charlie Brown. I think you should disown that ungrateful dog.

Charlie Brown: His own him.

Lucy: You have to face it, Charlie Brown. Nobody made him leave he went, because he wanted to. You'll just have to get another dog.

Charlie Brown: I don't want another dog, and I still say if I don't find out who is, I'll go crazy.

Lucy: He's hopeless.

Peppermint Patty: Listen to that music, Chuck. It's a carnival. Doesn't that do something to you? Listen. It's a beautiful evening, Chuck. The air is warm, the sky is filled with stars and I've got a whole pocketful of tickets for the carnival. Come on. Let's go. Listen. People are laughing, Chuck. They're having a good time. You can't let yourself get into a mood like this. I know you miss Snoopy. I miss him too, but if you let yourself get into a mood, no one will want to be around here. No one likes a moody person chat take it from me. I learned a long time ago. That, if you go around in a mood feeling sorry for yourself, you do it alone, and I mean alone, Chuck.

(thumping)

Peppermint Patty: I don't know. I've seen people get sick on Merry-Go-Rounds and Ferris wheels and roller coasters, but you're the first people I've ever seen who got sick going through the turnstile. Hey, look at that, Chuck! Come on! Let's go!

(Roller Coaster Vrooming)

(Tunnel Rounding)

(Bumper Cars Bumping)

Charlie Brown: Oof! Oh! Ugh!

Peppermint Patty: We're having a good time, aren't we, Chuck? I love this kind of life. I like action. I'm a movin' type person, when nothing is moving, I feel low. That's why I always keep moving.

(Balloons popping)

(Bottles chattering)

Peppermint Patty: Does your kind ever think about love, Chuck?

Charlie Brown: What do you mean my kind?

Peppermint Patty: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put it that. No offence. I apologize. Friends? You touched my hand, Chuck. Hey, look here. A Fortune-Telling machine. Let's get our fortune told, Chuck. Maybe we can find out something about ourselves. (reading) "You are a very loving person and your life will be filled with romance".

Charlie Brown: (reading) "Forget it, kid"!

Peppermint Patty: You kind of like being with me, don't you, Chuck? What do you think love is, Chuck?

Charlie Brown: Well, years ago, my dad on the black 19:34 two-door sedan.

Peppermint Patty: What's that got to do with love?

Charlie Brown: Well, this is what he told me. There was this real cute girl. See? She has to go for rides with him in his car, and whenever he'd call for her, he would always hold open the car for him. After she got in and he had closed the door, he'd walk around the back of the car to the driver's side, but before he could get there, she would reach over and press the button, locking him out. Then, she just sit there and wrinkled her nose, and grin at him. That's what I think love is.

Peppermint Patty: Sometimes, I wonder about you, Chuck.

(Train Station Scene)

Thunder: I can't believe it, my son. Run.

Man: (singing) No dogs allowed

You're not a crowd

Thunder: Uh, are you okay? Let's get out of here.

(Another Campout Scene)

Thunder: How steep. Be careful, son.

(Campfire clapping and hissing)

(Snoopy and Woodstock chewing)

Thunder: (chewing) Mmm! This looks delicious.

(Woodstock chirping)

Thunder: Oh.

(Woodstock chirping madly)

(Snoopy grunting)

Thunder: Quiet.

(Woodstock giggling and laughing)

Thunder: Okay, okay. Here.

(Woodstock laughing continues) (Woodstock yawning)

(Dream Scene)

(Next Morning Scene)

Thunder: Whoa. Come on! We're going to meet the girl. I wonder where we are? Eh?

Man: (singing) No dogs allowed

Men: (singing) No dogs allowed (No dogs allowed)

Women: (singing) No dogs or birds

Thunder: No dogs? No birds? Let's go. There's no place to hide anywhere.

(Snoopy and Woodstock in the Emergency Room Scene)

(Siren lights noising)

Thunder: Ah?

Man: (singing) No dogs allowed

Women: (singing) Or birds

Thunder: Well!

(Snoopy growling)

(Hospital Scene)

Thunder: Snoopy. Psst! Don't touch. Off the counter.

(Elevator dinging)

Thunder: Get the door! What's wrong? Can't press the button? That should work. It'll do. Hang on. Hang on. Couldn't you get in? That's it! That's my boy! It worked! Quickly! Get in!

(Meeting Lila Scene)

Thunder: Here we are. We made it, Snoopy. Go ahead.

Lila: Snoopy. Thunder. I knew you'd come.

(Snoopy sighing)

Thunder: Mmm.

(Sad Homecoming about Snoopy Scene)

Peppermint Patty: Hi, Chuck. Any news from old Snoop?

Charlie Brown: No. No news. He's never been gone this long before.

Chorus: (singing) Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Why, oh why, did you roam?

Come home! Come home

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo--oo-oopy,

Come on, Snoopy, come home

Peppermint Patty: You've got to agree. He's gone cuz of me. Me, maybe I came on too strong for him.

Lucy: Right after our fight, he kissed me and I think, he thinks, I think there's something wrong with him.

Chorus: (singing) Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Where d'you run away to?

Come home! Come home

Snoo-oo-oo--oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Everything's wrong without you.

Linus: You wanted my blanket. I wouldn't let go. He'll left, cuz I was hostile and unkind to him.

Charlie Brown: I made him feel unwanted like he was pest. Now I'm going out of my mind for him.

Chorus: (singing) Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo--oopy,

Why, oh why, did you roam?

Come home! Come home

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Come home, Snoopy, come home

(Charlie Brown and Linus Scene)

Linus: Do you think pets are important?

Charlie Brown: Sure.

Linus: Your friend of mine at school got some goldfish for his birthday. But I don't think he really wanted them.

Charlie Brown: Hmm...

Linus: How did you happen to get Snoopy, Charlie Brown?

Charlie Brown: Well, I not quite sure, because I was kind of young. I think it started, because of something that happened at a playground. I was playing in the sandbox with a couple of other kids. I can't even remember who they were. Anyway, all of a sudden, one of them poured a whole bucket of sand over my head. I started crying, I guess. Uh, my mother came running up and took me home. It's kind my embarrassing now to talk about it. Anyway, the next day, we drove out to the Daisy Hill Puppy farm. My mother and dad bought me a dog.

Linus: People buy pets for strange reasons.

Charlie Brown: (sighing) I just don't know what to do, Linus. If I don't find out what happened to Snoopy, I think I'll go out of my mind.

Linus: If you'll calm down for a minute, Charlie Brown, I may be able to conduct a little private investigation.

Charlie Brown: Just what I need a blanket carrying Sherlock Holmes.

Linus: I wonder if it would help to call the Daisy Hill Puppy farm. They might know something about him that we don't know.

Charlie Brown: I don't understand it. Every morning, I brought him a toasted English muffin with grape jelly on it. Sometimes, at noon, I'd even fix him a nice salad. He wrote all those letters to the editor. Why doesn't he write me a letter? Snoopy! Come home!

(Lila and Snoopy Scene)

Lila: I'm feeling so much better now that you're here. I hope I can go home soon.

(Door clicking open)

Lila: Thank you, nurse. Thank you.

Snoopy: Whew!

Lila: I'm feeling better everyday. Perhaps, soon, we can go home.

(Snoopy peeping)

Lila: I know that when my mother sees how you've made me well, she'll let me take you home with me. I'll keep you with me forever. What's the matter, Snoopy? You do want to go home with me, don't you?

(Snoopy crying)

Lila: You poor dear. You're homesick, aren't you? But we'll be good for each other.

(Lucy and Linus Scene)

Lucy: Hello? Hello. Humane Society? I'm calling about this lost dog, you see? Describe him. I don't know how to describe him. He's just a stupid beagle. I've had it little wishy-washy Charlie Brown finds his dog himself.

Linus: Hello? Daisy Hill Puppy farm? I'm calling in regard to a dog named Snoopy.

(Voice talking)

Linus: Ah?

(Voice talking)

Linus: That's right. Charlie Brown.

(Voice talking)

Linus: Uh-huh?

(Voice talking)

Linus: Oh, really?

(Voice talking)

Linus: Wow! I'll bet he never knew that. That explains a lot of things. I have news about Snoopy.

Charlie Brown: All right! Tell me what happened. If you don't tell me what happened to Snoopy, I'll go crazy.

Linus: The first thing I did my investigation was to call the Daisy Hill Puppy farm. I found out something that will amaze you. In fact, I hesitate to tell you. Are you ready for a shock?

(Thudding)

Linus: It wasn't ready for a shock. How can I tell something that will shock you if you pass out before I can tell you?

Charlie Brown: I'm sorry. I've been hyperventilating a lot lately.

Linus: Well, anyway, here's what I found out when I called the Daisy Hill Puppy farm. You were not Snoopy's original owner.

(Thudding)

Linus: Oh, good grief. You blot Snoopy in the month of October, right? According to the rector's at the Daisy Hill Puppy farm, Snoopy was bought by another family in August. This family had a little girl named Lila. Snoopy and Lila loved each other very much, but they had to move and the family decided they just couldn't keep Snoopy. So, they returned him. You gotta use Charlie Brown.

(Thudding)

Charlie Brown: So, that's why Snoopy left.

Linus: Sure. He had tried forget her all these years. But what he found out she was in the hospital. He ran off to see her.

Charlie Brown: I'll bet he wishes he was still her dog instead of mine.

(Playing Checkers with Lila Scene)

Lila: That's funny.

(Woodstock chuckling)

Lila: Well, Snoopy. This is our last day together. What are we going to do? You're coming to visit me. Saved me. Are you sure you don't want to come home with me? It's up to you, Snoopy. You can go to your other owner if you want to, but I wish you'd come home with me.

(Leaving the Hospital Scene)

(Snoopy sobbing)

Thunder: Shh. Shh.

Lila: Snoopy? Oh, I'm so glad you came back. This means you want to come and live with me, doesn't it? Why don't you go back home? Maybe you could sell your fares. You could say goodbye to all of your old friends, then you could come and meet me at my house? Now promise me you'll hurry back. After this, you'll never leave again. Promise me? Hurry back, honey.

(Snoopy Went Home Scene)

Thunder: I know how you feel, my boy. Time to go.

(Typewriter typing)

Charlie Brown: Hey! You're back! I heard about Lila. Did you see her? Was she well? Where did you stay all the time you were gone? Was Lila nice to you? Why didn't you write? Are you hungry? Are you well? Can I do anything for you? I'm not getting any answers. I can't stand it. What's this? (reading) "Hi, Snoopy; Being a sound of mind. Do bequeath to Charlie Brown, my previous owner." Previous owner? "My best wishes for the future. My treasured belongings will be given to my friends as follows." What's going on here? We are mean by all this? "My croquet set I leave to Linus as well as a chess set. My record collection, my place in the capable hands of Schroeder. Carpeting and rest of the furnishings to my favorite charity. The American Humane Association, thus with the settling of my affair. I returned to Lila who needs me.

(Farewell Snoopy Party Scene)

(Piano playing)

Linus: We are gathered together at this farewell party to pay tribute and say goodbye to a very close friend. Perhaps, I could persuade some of you to say a few words. Lucy?

(Applause)

Lucy: With the heavy heart, I stand before you as we all gather to say our last goodbyes to Snoopy. He leaves us in the prime of his life.

(Snoopy weeping)

Lucy: He wasn't much of a dog, but who is, we shall miss our furry friend. So, at this time, I want to offer this gesture of friendship. A little gift for old times sake. Farewell, Snoopy. (sobbing)

(Snoopy crying)

Linus: Next, I would like to call on Schroeder.

(Applause)

Schroeder: Well, first, I would like to thank Snoopy for the record albums. And for the many great times, we have had together. Here, Snoopy. A little token of my friendship.

(Snoopy weeping)

Linus: And now a word from Snoopy's ex-owner... Charlie Brown.

Snoopy: (sniffing) (crying) Awhooo!

Charlie Brown: Waaaahh!

(Snoopy crying)

Linus: Snoopy. With a heavy heart and all the best wishes. This present. Goodbye.

Frieda: I'm sorry to see you go, Snoopy. I'm sorry we never caught any rabbits.

(Snoopy kissing Frieda's hand) (sobbing) (kissing) (weeping) (coughing) (crying continues) (kissing)

(Clapping)

(Snoopy crying) (kissing)

Lucy: (weeping) Beep!

(Snoopy sniffing sadly)

(Piano playing)

(Snoopy and the Gang crying)

(It Changes Song Scene)

(Woodstock crying)

Charlie Brown: (Singing) Just when you think that you know where you stand

You've got the world in your hand

Just when you're sure of a dream that you planned

That's when the scenery changes

It changes.

Just when you think that you know all the facts

You hold the whole ball of wax

You've got it made, you can start to relax

That's when your world rearranges

And changes.

Someone that you really cared about

Someone that you couldn't live without

Severs the ties.

All at once you're all alone and scared

All the happy hellos that you shared

Change to goodbyes.

Why must we pay for hellos that we say?

Pay when we sigh an adieu?

Just when you're sure, and you're safe and secure

That's when it happens to you (sighing) (Singing) It changes. (Spoken) Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like, and then just stay together forever? Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. And then we'd have to say goodbye. I hate goodbyes. (singing) Why must we pay for hellos that we say?

Pay when we sigh an adieu?

Just when you're sure, and you're safe and secure,

That's when it happens to you

It changes.

Why oh why? (Spoken) You know what I need? I need more hellos.

(End Singing)

(Snoopy and Chief Thunder Meets Lila Scene)

Thunder: Lovely morning. Cool. Lila will be waiting. By the way, you did. Meet her there. Go on. You can do it. You did it. Ring.

(Doorbell beeping)

Thunder: Let anyone come. What? Oh, darn. Oh, boy.

Lila: Snoopy. You finally got here. We've been expecting you. Our whole family is eager to see you again. I can hardly wait to have you meet my cat. You'll just love each other. He's the sweetest thing.

Thunder: Gee. Bye-bye, Lila. Everyone feels really very proud behind us.

(Last Wall Talk Scene)

Charlie Brown: I must be cracking up. I can't sleep, and today I even opened a can of dog food and took it out to the dog house before I remembered has was gone.

Linus: I guess we all miss Snoopy. I hope he's happy with Lila.

(Charlie Brown sighing)

Lucy: (sighing) Have you ever thought of getting another dog, Charlie Brown?

Charlie Brown: No. Never again. I don't ever want to go through such an ordeal again.

(Best of Buddies Reprise Song Scene)

(Woodstock whistling a Tune) (Woodstock whistling repeatedly) (Woodstock whistling a Tune) (Woodstock gibbering excitedly) (Woodstock Whistling)

Backup Men: (singing) Me and you,

A two man crew,

Side by side we're unified,

And we will never be divided.

Win or lose,

We go in twos,

We're the best of buddies,

Me and you.

We've got good vibes,

Our friendship jives,

In our close united status,

Who could ever separate us?

And what's more,

We're in rapport,

We're the best of buddies,

Me and you.

Linus: Hey! He's back!

Sally: Huh?

Linus: He's back?

Charlie Brown: He's back!

Lucy: He's back!

Linus: He's back! He's back!

Sally, Lucy and Schroeder: He's back! He's back!

Charlie Brown: Chief Thunder!

The Gang: He's back! He's back!

Thunder: Aw, shucks, children! Father likes son!

The Gang, Thunder and Chorus: (singing) Harmony is where it's at,

And where it's at for you is where it's at for us.

Share and share alike is what it's all about,

And what it's all about just makes us rapturous.

Partners, pals,

Comrades, chums,

Buddies to the end whatever comes.

Me and you,

A happy crew,

Side by side we're unified,

And we will never be divided.

Lose or win,

Sink or swim,

We're the best of buddies, Snoopy,

We're the best of buddies,

We're the best of buddies,

Me and you.

(End Singing)

(Final Scene)

(Typewriter typing)

Linus: Look at this, Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown: (reading) "To Linus van Pelt; I expect my coke case set and chess set. We turned forthwith in good order and within five days where the matter will be tunnel over to my attorney."

Schroeder: And mine says, he want the record collection back.

Charlie Brown: Mine says that since he gave me nothing. I owe him nothing.

Lucy: That does it, Charlie Brown! He's your dog and you're welcome to him.

Thunder: I love him. Thank you.

(Ending Credits Scene/Snoopy Come Home Reprise Song Scene)

Chorus: (singing) Snoopy, come home,

Snoopy, come home,

Come home, Snoopy,

Snoopy, come home,

Come home!

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo--oopy,

Why, oh why, did you roam?

Come home! Come home!

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Come home, Snoopy, come home!

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Where d'you run away to?

Come home! Come home!

Snoo-oo-oo--oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Everything's wrong without you.

You split the scene, now nothing is right.

Good grief! Why did you get so uptight?

Why did you go? We're in the fog.

Don't you know you're our favorite dog?

Snoopy, come home,

Snoopy, come home,

Come home, Snoopy,

Snoopy, come home,

Come home!

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo--oopy,

Why, oh why, did you roam?

Come home! Come home!

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Snoo-oo-oo-oopy,

Come home, Snoopy, come home!

THE END