Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa is a 2008 animated film.

Transcript

 * [punching and striking noises]
 * Skipper: Well done, boys. Looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast.
 * Zuba: No, no, son. Over here. See the lion? Look at the lion and get the lion. Now, son, if you're gonna grow up and be like your daddy someday, you gitta learn how to fight. Now, Alakay, let me show you something, OK? You see this mark? You and me are the same. When you're bigger, you'll be Alpha Lion, just like me. Now let me see you fight. Ready? No, Alakay. No dancing! You just amuse yourself, don't you? You're a strange kid. You're a strange one. I'm... Now, come on, let's try it again. No, Alakay. Stop that right now. Doggone it!
 * Makunga: It's so disappointing when they don't grow up the way you want to.
 * Zuba: Makunga. You're not challenging me again, are you?
 * Makunga: Look on the bright side. After I defeat you and become alpha lion, you'll have one more time to spend with your pathetic excuse of a son.
 * Zuba: Before I kick your butt, let me ask you: Why do you want to become the alpha lion?
 * Makunga: I'm better looking, I have better hair, I'm deceivingly smart... and I want everyone else to do what I say. We fight on three. One...
 * Zuba: Pay attention, Alakay. Daddy will show you how it's done.
 * Makunga: Two, three!
 * Zuba: Who's the alpha lion?
 * Makunga: You are.
 * Zuba: Don't you forget it. And that, Alakay, is how you attack... Alakay?
 * Paul: That's it. Here, kitty, kitty.
 * Allen: This one's a beauty.
 * Paul: He'll be worth a few bucks. It's just gets easier and easier.
 * Alakay: Daddy!
 * Zuba: Alakay! Alakay! Alakay!
 * Alakay: Da-da!
 * Zuba: No! No! No! Alakay!
 * Alakay: Daddy!
 * Zuba: Alakay! Daddy's got you! Hold on!
 * [gun firing]
 * Alakay: Da-da!
 * Zuba: Alakay!
 * Alakay: Daddy!
 * [Will.I.Am: The Traveling Song]
 * Will.I.Am: I've been around the world in the pouring rain. Feeling out of place and feeling strange. Take me to a place where they know my name. 'Cause I ain't met nobody that looks the same. I'm a fish out of water. Lion out of the jungle. He's a fish out of water. Lion out of the jungle. I'm a fish out of water. Lion out of the jungle. He's a fish out of water. Lion out of the jungle. I need my peoples, my peoples. Take me to my peoples.
 * Chorus: Play that jungle fever. Show 'em some love. Show love.
 * Will.I.Am: Just gotta have someone. Gotta have someone. To relate to, to relate to. I'm feeling right at home. Feeling right at home. Feeling right at home. Feeling right at home. I'm feeling right at home. See I been traveling. Been traveling forever...
 * Baby Marty: I don't like the looks of this guy.
 * Baby Gloria: Well. He's kind of cute.
 * Baby Marty: I think he's kind of a showoff.
 * Baby Melman: You think he's cute?
 * Alex: Roar!!
 * Larry: The King of New York City... Alex the Lion!
 * Marty: I still think he's kind of a showoff.
 * Melman: You gotta give it to him. The guy's an animal.
 * Marty: Maybe he should take a break. You know, we could all use a vacation.
 * Gloria: Come on, where we go on vacation?
 * Marty: I don't know about you, but I want to go to Connecticut!
 * Gwen: On the loose, several animals, including the world famous Alex the Lion, the King of New York escaped from the Central Park Zoo tonight. The escapees were finally concerned in Grand Central Station.
 * Nana: He was a very bad kitty.
 * Gwen: Animal rights activists, who convinced zoo officials to have the animals sent to Africa, were stunned to learn that the freighter carrying the animals was reported missing today.
 * Sam: Tonight, hundreds of New Yorkers have gathered at the at the central park zoo to mourn the loss of their beloved zoo animals. The question on everyone's mind, where are they now?
 * [I Like To Move It]
 * Alex: I like to move it, move it.
 * Gloria: He likes to move it, move it.
 * Marty: She likes to move it, move it.
 * Melman: We like to...
 * All: Move it!
 * Marty: Come on! Y'all know this one! It never gets stale!
 * Melman: We like to...
 * All: Move it!
 * Alex: We'll miss you little fuzz buckets! You've been a great crowd!
 * Melman: Glad we could introduce you to the toilet.
 * Alex: If you ever come look us up in Manhattan, feel free to come first. Seriously though, call. OK?
 * Maurice: Settle down, everybody. Keep quiet! You can't leave without this!
 * King Julien: Hey! It's a surprise, freaks! Shake it! Shake it. Look, I'm a lady! I'm a lady, everyone! I'm a lady! Not really! It's me, King Julien! Which of you is attracted to me? Hands up! Hey, freaks! You will be very glad to hear that I am coming with you.
 * Alex: Oh, no, thank you.
 * King Julien: Yes, thank you. It's my plane! Until I return with the spoils from the new country... Stevie will be in charge!
 * Maurice: I don't think they like that idea.
 * King Julien: What are you saying, Stevie? No. Could we...? No, you didn't say that! How is that even possible? Naughty little thing! Stevie says... Let them eat cake!
 * Mort: King Julien, wait for me! I'm all packed! I have a whole itinerary planned!
 * King Julien: Oh, no! It's Mort! He's so annoying! Don't let him on! Stop that thing! He's carrying scissors and ice cream! Everybody in! Quickly, get in, get in! Get in quick!
 * Skipper: Struts.
 * Kowalski: Check.
 * Skipper: Flaps.
 * Kowalski: Check.
 * Skipper: Engine. Coffee maker.
 * Kowalski: Check.
 * Mort: You guys! [laughing]
 * King Julien: Oopsie-daisy!
 * [squeaking]
 * Skipper: This has got to be the second biggest slingshot I've ever seen. But it'll have to do. Attention. This is your captain speaking.
 * Private: In the event of an emergency, place the vest over your head the kiss your... good-bye.
 * Gloria: New York City, here we come, baby!
 * Skipper: Pray to your personal God this hunk of junk flies.
 * Alex: Personal God, hunk...? What?
 * Kowalski: We are go, sir.
 * Mort: Open the door! I'm outside!
 * Private: If cabin pressure is lost, place the mask over your face to hide your terrified expression.
 * Marty: Excuse me, Miss, aren't these supposed to be attatched to my seat?
 * Private: No, sir.
 * Skipper: OK, boys, launch!
 * Lemur: Launch! Launch! Launch!
 * [screaming]
 * [all cheering]
 * Alex: Gremlin! Hey, Mort.
 * Mort: Hi! That was weird.
 * Marty: Hey. Somebody's dreaming. Huh?
 * Alex: I think I saw Mort on the plane wing.
 * Melman: You got Madagascar on the brain.
 * Gloria: I know I'm gonna miss it.
 * Alex: That was incredible. I think it'll seem more fun the further we are fom it. Like when you bit me on the butt? I'm gonna take that thing you're holding onto and use it onstage. It's all part of my little actor's salad bar of emotional tidbits.
 * Marty: Are the butts next to the croutons?
 * Alex: You don't need to be sarcastic.
 * Gloria: When we get back, I might sign up for the breeding program.
 * Melman: Breeding program?
 * Gloria': We reach a point when we want to meet somebody.
 * Marty: Yeah.
 * Gloria: Settle down, have a relationship.
 * Marty: I can see that.
 * Melman: What? Like dating?
 * Gloria: Yeah, dating.
 * Melman: Other... other guys?
 * Gloria: What do you mean, other guys?
 * Melman: Darn it! I'm gonna... What is holding up that beverage service?! I'm gonna go check.
 * Gloria: [yawning] You all keep talking. I'm gonna catch a few winks.
 * [classical music playing]
 * King Julien: It's so funny! I like laughing! It's such a nice experience! To laugh! Do you mind going back? This is first class. It's nothing personal. We're just better than you. Hey, aurice, I'm open! Hit me! He shoots, he scores!
 * Melman: Is that Vivaldi?
 * King Julien: In-flight slave.
 * Private: Can I help you, Mr. Mankiewicz?
 * King Julien: Bring me my nuts on a silver platter.
 * Melman: We were checking on our drink order.
 * Private: Sorry. Been a little backed up.
 * Melman: I guess I'll go back...
 * King Julien: Where's your body? You're freaking me out! Can you please go over there, please? What happenee to the sparation of the classes?
 * Maurice: I'm sure this democracy thing is just a fad.
 * Skipper: We're going out for pineapple, my bobbly-headed boobily-boo.
 * Kowalski: Skipper, look.
 * Skipper: Analysis.
 * Kowalski: Looks like a small bulb used to indicate something unusual, like a malfunction.
 * Skipper: I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.
 * Kowalski: That too, sir.
 * Skipper: Right! Rico? Manual! Problemo solved.
 * Kowalski: Sir. We may be out of fuel.
 * Skipper: Why do you think so?
 * Kowalski: We've lost engine one... and engine two is no longer on fire.
 * Skipper: Buckle up, boys. Don't look, doll. This might get hairy. Attention! This is your captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we're be landing immediately. The bad news is, we're crash-landing.
 * [screaming]
 * Skipper: When it comes to air air travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever. But thanks again for choosing Air Penguin.
 * [screaming]
 * King Julien: Raise your arm, Maurice! It's more fun when you raise your arms like this! [laughing] I can fly!
 * Alex: This could be it, Marty! I just want you to know you are truly a one-in-a-million friend!
 * Marty: Thanks, buddy! You're the best ever!
 * Alex: And you won't mind when I tell you...
 * Marty: Tell me everything!
 * Alex: I broke your iPod! The buttons were so small! It made me mad!
 * Marty: The horror!
 * Alex: I'm sorry!
 * Marty: I'll kill you, but-biter!
 * Alex: It was an accident! An accident!
 * Marty: Butt-biter!
 * Melman: I love you, Gloria! I always have!
 * [snoring]
 * Melman: Like you love the beach. Or a good book. Or the beach.
 * [all screaming]
 * Skipper: Goodness, doll, you're shaking like leaf. Rico, you've had your fun. Pull up. Gear down. Gently. You just want to kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch, like you'd kiss your sister. I said, kiss it! Now just a little break. Just a touch.
 * Chimp: I believe that's checkmate.
 * [screaming]
 * Skipper: Commence emergency landing procedure. Flaps up! Deploy!
 * Gloria: Oh, we're here! What in the world? What happened to the plane? What did y'all do to the plane?
 * Marty: I'm OK. I'm alive.
 * Gloria: I can't even sleep for a minute. This is not JFK.
 * Skipper: Kowalski, casualty report.
 * Kowalski: Two passengers unacounted for.
 * Skipper: That's a number I can live with. Good landing, boys. Who says a penguin can't fly?
 * Alex: Hey, happy slappers! Is there some reason to celebrate? Look at the plane!
 * Skipper: We'll fix it.
 * Alex: How are you gonna fix this?
 * Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lot of duct tape. We should be up and running in say, six to nine months.
 * Alex: Sixty-nine months?!
 * Skipper: No, six to nine months. Kowalski, I say we use this setback to our advantage
 * Alex: Where'd you get that number out of?
 * Skipper: I want you to reconfigure the desing. So start reconfiguring!
 * Alex: How do you estimate that?
 * Skipper: You! Pretty boy! Why don't you and your friends dig a latrine.
 * Alex: Hold on a second. Who made you king of the plane wreck?
 * Skipper: Excuse me? Fine. You can be in charge. You fix the plane.
 * Alex: Who gives the authority to put me in charge?
 * Skipper: OK, then I'll remain in charge.
 * Alex: Yeah, that's right, you will remain in charge.
 * Skipper: You and your little hippie friends can stay out of our hair.
 * Alex: Correcto-mundo. Because I decided to.
 * Skipper: Good for you.
 * Alex: Well, guess what, this discussion isn't over.
 * Skipper: Higher mammals! You stay with us. We could use your front cortexes and opposable thumbs.
 * Chimp: Phil! I should wash your hands out with soap.
 * Gloria: How in the hell-o will they fix this plane?!
 * Alex: You know, grit and spit and spit. A lot of spit amd grit and stick-to-it-iveness.
 * Marty: That don't sound too promising.
 * Alex: You're right. We're stuck here.
 * Marty: Hey, guys. As long as we're together, we'll be OK.
 * Alex: Yeah. Yeah, but love ain't gonna get us home.
 * Brad: Behold! The lion!
 * Alex: People!
 * Brad: There is much to see. Moving on.
 * Gloria: Wait, wait, wait! People!
 * Brad: They'll help us!
 * Alex: Wait up!
 * Marty: People! Stop!
 * Gloria: Help us!
 * Alex: If you stop, I'll autograph those!
 * Nana: I know you!
 * Alex: You.
 * Nana: It's the bad kitty.
 * Alex: How do like some of that?!
 * Nana: Come in, Tokyo!
 * Marty: Right in the batteries.
 * Nana: You think an old lady can't take of herself? Next time, I won't go so easy on you! Thank you, dear.
 * Brad: Moving on!
 * Gloria: Are you out of you mind? We need help and you harass old ladies?!
 * Alex: Out of my mind? Who's out of my mind now?
 * Marty: See of you can get on operator.
 * Alex: No problem. Out of my mind. We're going home.
 * Operator: Message E-4. The service user has roamed outside the coverage area. Please try again later.
 * Gloria: Am I trippin'?
 * Marty: All those zebras... like me. Where are we?
 * Melman: San Diego. This time I'm 40 percent sure.
 * Alex: I know this place.
 * Marty: I think it's Africa.
 * Melman: Africa?
 * Marty: It's got to be. Our ancestral crib. It's in our blood. I can feel it!
 * Alex: No, it's more than that. It's like... déjà vu, like I've never been here before.
 * Marty: It's like Roots!
 * Alex: No, it's like... déjà vu, like I've been here before. How! How! Me Alex! Me and me friends fly, fly in great metal bird. Then plummet! Smash ground! Go boom! Then here we emerge. We offer only happiness and good greetings.
 * Zamora: Is she dancing about a plane crash?
 * Alex: Yeah. We just... yeah. I thought... sorry.
 * Steve: You cams from off the reserve?
 * Alex: Yeah. Way off. From the Central Park Zoo, actually.
 * [roaring]
 * [coughing]
 * Florrie: Don't strain yourself.
 * Zuba: What's going on here?
 * Henry: They say they're off the reserve.
 * Zuba: That's impossible. Only people come from off the reserve.
 * Alex: You look familiar. Do I know you?
 * Zuba: How could you possibly survive the hunters?
 * Gloria: We didn't see any hunters.
 * Zuba: What are you looking at?
 * Alex: Me? Nothing.
 * Zuba: This watering hole doesn't need any more mouths to feed. So just skedaddle back to where you came from.
 * Alex: Is there a manager we could talk to.
 * Zuba: Oh. I see. You're here to challenge me!
 * Alex: What? No! No, no.
 * Zuba: That's what it looks like to me!
 * Florrie: Zuba! Wait.
 * Zuba: I'm trying to take care of busines..
 * Florrie: Yesh, yeah, Zuba. Hold on. Alakay? Is that you?
 * Alex: No, it's Alex. Ix. Like New York Knicks.
 * Florrie: Zuba, look!
 * Alex: I've always had that. The vet checked it out. It's kind of a beauty stop, really.
 * Zuba: A mark.
 * Alex: All right, this is a little weird.
 * Zuba: Honey, he's come home.
 * Alex: What?
 * Zuba: You've come home. Son.
 * Alex: Dad. Mom and Dad? Mom and Dad! Mom and Dad! It's my mom and dad!
 * [laughing]
 * Alex: I got a mom and dad!
 * Florrie: My baby's alive!
 * Marty: Dad!
 * Zuba: My son! My son is home!
 * [cheering]
 * Florrie: Alakay! Alakay has come home!
 * Makunga: Alakay! Yeah! The prodigal son returns. This is perfect!
 * Lion: I thought you hated Zuba.
 * Makunga: No, I do. I do. I do. I hate him. Oh, I do. And I'm going to use Alakay, yes. I'm going to use him to get rid of Zuba once and for all!
 * King Julien: Giddy-up, feathered horse!
 * Maurice: Make way! Move out of the way! Stand aside!
 * King Julien: New York! It's a bit of a dump. Are you sure we're not in New Jersey? Hello, New Yorkers! Your new king is here!
 * Zuba: This calls for a celebration!
 * King Julien: Maurice, I think they like me.
 * Maurice: You've got to love a non-hostle takeover! Chukka-chukka what? [laughing]
 * Marty: Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm Marty. I'm kind of new around here.
 * All: Hey, Marty!
 * Marty: Hey! You're a good-looking group! You like to run?
 * All: Yeah. Running is crack-a-lackin'.
 * Marty: That's right! Crack-a-lackin'. You guys speak my crack-a-lackin' language.
 * Melman: What? You don't have doctors here?
 * Stephen: Not anymore.
 * Melman: Well, what if you carch a cold?
 * Steve: We go over to the dying holes and we die.
 * Melman: You guys really need a doctor.
 * Larry: Hey. We have an opening.
 * Murray: Would you be interested?
 * Melman: Me? A doctor?
 * Gloria: It's raining men. Hallelujah! You all got it going on.
 * Felicia: Why don't you have man? You got worms?
 * Gloria: Oh, I got rid of those. Listen, girls. Manhattan is short on two things, parking and hippos.
 * Zuba: Hey, everybody! I just found out that my son is a doggone King! The King of New York! Show me some of your moves, son. Don't be bashful.
 * Alex: All right. This one always knocks 'em dead. Roar!
 * Zuba: Look out. The King is mad. The King is mad! Now. Let's welcome him back into the pride with open arms!
 * Kevin: Welcome to the herd, Marty!
 * Marty: Me? I've always wanted to be part of a herd? It's one for all...
 * All: And all for all, y'all!
 * Melman: How do I look?
 * Marvin: Technically, a traditional witch doctor has a bone through his nose.
 * Murray: Don't worry... it's just a clip-on. Voilà! He's a witch doctor!
 * Melman: My mother will be so happy.
 * [Will.I.Am: Big and Chunky]
 * Penny: Look out! I think Moto Moto likes you. Here he comes.
 * Will.I.Am: I like 'em big, I like 'em chunky, I like 'em big, I like 'em plumpy, I like 'em round with somethin' somethin'. The like my sound. They think I'm funky.
 * Moto Moto: Goodness, girl... you huge.
 * Gloria: Who's your friend? Or is that your butt?
 * Moto Moto: You as quick as your are hefty.
 * Gloria: So you're Moto Moto?
 * Moto Moto: The name's so nice, you say it twice.
 * Gloria: I kind of like it, fasto.
 * Moto Moto: I'll see you around, girl. It won't be hard, because you so... plumpy.
 * [cheering]
 * Makunga: Oops! [laughing] I hate to be a party pooper, Zuba, but some of the lions were wondering when you plan to banish your son.
 * Zuba: What are you talking about?
 * Makunga: It's nothing, really. They're gripping that Alakay never went through the rite of passage, blah, blah, blah, so technically speaking, he can't be a member of the pride. It's nonsense.
 * Zuba: I forgot the rite of passage.
 * Alex: What is it? What's the rite of passage?
 * Zuba: It's a traditional coming-of-age ceremony. Young lions earn their manes by demonstrating their skills.
 * Alex: A show-of-skill talent show deal?
 * Zuba: Yeah. Strutting their stuff.
 * Alex: A performance! I think that's up my alley, guys. If it's tradition, I want to do it. Strut my stuff. Earn my mane. I want to be Alaki.
 * Florrie: Alakay.
 * Alex: Alakay! Even better.
 * Zuba: We will hold the rite of passage in the morning!
 * Makunga: That's wonderful! Good luck, Alakay.
 * Alex: Where I come from, we say, "Break a leg."
 * Zuba: That's my boy! [laughing]
 * King Julien: I'm a private dancer. A dancer for my money. Any old music will do.
 * Gloria: Beautiful, isn't it?
 * Marty: It's amazing. Guys... this is where we belong.
 * Skipper: Operation Tourist Trap is a go.
 * Private: Oh, I like that one. That's a good one.
 * Kowalski: It works on many levels.
 * Skipper: You guys are a bunch of suck-ups.
 * Kowalski: That, too.
 * Private: Absolutely.
 * Skipper: Stations. Stage one. Go!
 * Brad: Oh, no! What have I done?
 * Skipper: Come on, take the bait.
 * Gwen: What happened?
 * Natasha: Oh, look at poor little guy.
 * Ronnie: Is it dead?
 * Skipper: Stage two! Go, go, go!
 * Brad: I will give him the kiss of life.
 * Skipper: Rico! Rico! Reverse! Gas! Music!
 * [Boston: More Than a Feeling]
 * Brad: No! Stop! Stop! Stop! Come back!
 * Nana: What is all this rock'n'roll racket?!
 * Private: Is she dead?
 * Skipper: No!
 * Nana: You hoodlums!
 * Brad: Good heavens! Are you OK?
 * Greg: Lady, I found your pocketbook.
 * Nana: My handbag. Such a goo boy. Nana can't survive without it.
 * Greg: Wow. You are one tough cookie.
 * Nana: Brownies Troop 416, Yonkers.
 * Brad: OK, nobody panic! The best thing we can do is stay together. We'll wait for another tour jeep. It makly take hours, but...
 * Greg: Where are you going?
 * Nana: I'm not staying here to be attacked by more animals! I'm too old to die.
 * Greg: I'm going with her. Old lady, wait up!
 * Brad: Please! We need to stay... together. Fine! We'll go that way!
 * Nana: Does anyone want a hard candy?
 * Florrie: Easy now.
 * Zuba: Watch your step. And right here... OK, are you ready? This is where you always slept.
 * Alex: Oh, man! Was this mine?
 * Zuba: Look at you. Look at him.
 * Alex: Oh, this thing. Look, look! I remember this!
 * Zuba: He remembers.
 * Alex: A little harder than.
 * Zuba: You never slept on the right end. You always slept on the bottom end.
 * Alex: Is that...? Is that my...? Is that me?
 * Florrie: You had the cutest little paws.
 * Zuba: Little, little bitty ol' paws.
 * Florrie: We did the day we lost you.
 * Alex: Wow. I was so young. What happened to me?
 * Zuba: It was all my fault. I turned my back and...
 * Florrie: It was not your fault. Your father did everything he could. He tracked hunters for weeks. Far pff the reserve.
 * Zuba: Finally, Ihad to assume the hunters... well...
 * Florrie: We thought they'd killed you.
 * Zuba: But my son fought them off! Don't mess with the King of New York!
 * Alex: That's right!
 * Zuba: Keep your chin in.
 * Florrie: You boys be careful! Watch out before you break something. You used to call this "foofie."
 * Alex: "Foofie"? Foofie.
 * Zuba: He doesn't want that.
 * Alex: This is my foofie!
 * Florrie: Zuba, you better give him his foofie.
 * Alex: I mean, no, thank you, thank you. It's perfect.
 * Zuba: Son, you get your rest. You have a big day tomorrow. You'll need all your strength.
 * Alex: I will bring the house down for you.
 * Florrie: I hope so. Otherwise, your father will have to banish you.
 * Alex: Jeez, Mom, really?
 * Zuba: I know you'll do us proud. You know why? You were born with it. Good night, Alakay. My boy. My own boy. My son's a king.
 * Florrie: My son's a king. [kissing]
 * Alex: Good night, Mom.
 * Florrie: Good night, Alakay.
 * Alex: Foofie. Look at my foofie! My foofie! Foofie, foofie, foofie. My foofie.
 * Greg: No sign of civilization. Everybody appears very tired. I think we're lost. Hey, Nana, do you even know where you're going?
 * Nana: No, but I'm going with a skip in my step and a smile on my face.
 * Greg: Sure, right, OK. Yeah, all right.
 * David: It's people.
 * Tia: How did you get out of here?
 * Greg: Can you help us? We're lost.
 * David: We're lost too.
 * Tia: It was awful. A flash of black and white and they were gone. They took the jeep! Everything!
 * Greg: That happened to our jeep too!
 * Percy: What do we do?
 * David: How we all survive?
 * Greg: No food, no water, no shelter. What are we gonna do?!
 * [whistling]
 * Nana: You can let nature get the best of you, or you can get the best of nature. Gather 'round, children. We're New Yorkers, right?
 * Greg: Yeah.
 * Nana: We survive the concrete jungle! When we need food, we hunt for a decent hot dog stand. Am I right?
 * Greg: She's right.
 * Nana: We need shelter, we build skyscrapers.
 * David: Exactly!
 * Nana: When we need water, we build a dam.
 * Greg: Come on! We're New Yorkers, for crying out loud!
 * Nana: If we can make it there, we can make it anywhere!
 * [cheering]
 * Mort: I'm coming, King Julien! [screaming] Bad fishy! Bad fishy! No, shark, no! Sit! Why am I laughing!
 * Kowalski: We have all the parts we need, but we're slightly behind schedule.
 * Skipper: How slightly?
 * Kowalski: Six to nine years.
 * Skipper: Sixty-nine years?
 * Kowalski: No, six to nine years.
 * Skipper: Private! What happened to our thumbs?
 * Private: Haven't seen them since yesterday, sir. Darn you, Darwin!
 * Skipper: Nobody goes AWOL on my watch. Private! You're coming with me.
 * [explosion]
 * Skipper: Rico, you're coming with me! We'll bring them in for court martial.
 * Chimp: That won't be necessary! We've recruited a few extra tumbs for you, Skipper.
 * Skipper: Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
 * Chimp: Oh, I doubt that.
 * [cheering]
 * Skipper: Enough lollygagging. Let's get to work. There'll be three groups. Group Alpha will do sheet metal fabrication. Group Bronson handless assembly. Group George Peppaard, craft services. Any questions? Good! Let's get to work. I'd like to kiss you, monkey man.
 * Chimp: All right, but you're so darn ugly. [kissing]
 * Alex: Remember, little cub scouts, a great dance performance comes from the heart. Straight from the heart, you'll never go wrong.
 * Cub: Sure, mister.
 * Makunga: Hey, Alakay, I just happened to walk by, I thought I'd wish you luck. You're not nervous, are you?
 * Alex: Nah, it's my thing.
 * Makunga: In my opinion, the key to this is choosing the right competitor.
 * Alex: You mean, this is like a dance battle sort of thing? Like a dance-off?
 * Makunga: Sure.
 * Alex: Great. I love that. Freestyle. Who'd be a good match for me? Just to keep things interesting.
 * Makunga: Well, I wish I could help, but that's strictly againsy our ancient tradition and all we hold sacred. But if it was me out there... I'd choose Teetsi.
 * Alex: Teetsi. OK. Sounds interesting. Makunga, right? Thank you.
 * Makunga: Anything for Zuba's boy. Go get 'em, tiger.
 * Alex: Shake it out. A five, sox, seven, eight. Let's go, let's do this.
 * Zuba: Let us begin the rite of passage ceremony.
 * Florrie: Come on, baby! Make Mama proud!
 * Zuba: Woman, I'm trying to take...
 * Alex: On it, Mom!
 * Zuba: Who will be the first participant?
 * Alex: Me! Oh! Me, me, me! Me! Me! Me! Me, me! Please, me?
 * Zuba: How about you? The tall, handsome one. Yeah. Choose your opponent. Let me see. I guess I'll pick... Teetsi?
 * Florrie: Teetsi? Why did he pick Teetsi?
 * Zuba: That's my boy! He's got some grumption there! Somebody, wake him up! Wake him up!
 * [roars]
 * Alex: All right, so, Teetsi, come on. Let's do this, huh? Come on, little tsetse fly. Come on. Let's see your stuff. Bring it.
 * Teetsi: Let's dance!
 * Alex: OK. But let me warn you that I am a protégé of... Fosse and Robbins!
 * Teetsi: Not "dance" dance! Fight!
 * Alex: Dance fight! You got it.
 * Florrie: Is he dancing?
 * Zuba: What's he doing?
 * Florrie: I know that boy is not dancing.
 * Makunga: This is even better than I thought.
 * Zuba: Alakay, turn around!
 * Alex: No, Pop, it's hop, shuffle, ball change, hip swish, turn around.
 * [growling]
 * Zuba: Oh, no.
 * Florrie: Alakay! Are you hurt?
 * Alex: Yeah, I am. Did I... did I win?
 * Zuba: No, no, son. How could this happen? You told us you were a king. But a king does not get beat.
 * Alex: Well, I am a king. I'm the King of New York. It's my stage name. Like for when I perform.
 * Zuba: Perform?
 * Makunga: Oh, no, this is horrible! Alakay has failed the test! Who would have ever imagined that today Zuba would have to banish... his own son?
 * Florrie: Zuba, no.
 * Makunga: Zuba, yes. Sadly, the alpha lion must cast out all failures.
 * Zuba: Then I'm no longer the alpha lion.
 * Alex: Dad, what are you doing? Dad, no! You can't do this.
 * Makunga: Who could possibly take Zuba's place? Anyone? Someone? No one? You, sir! I guess not. Well, I... this is all very awkward, but I suppose I couldcarry this trememdous burden. Teetsi! Get the hat. As your new leader, I hereby banish Alakay! He shall wear this Hat of Shame... and leave the watering hole for a thousand years, or life! Whichever comes last.
 * Zuba: Shoo! Shoo! Get out of here! You should have told us you weren't a real king, son!
 * Alex: You never told me I'd have to fight anybody!
 * Zuba: What did you expect, son?!
 * Alex: I don't know! Maybe a little fatherly advice like, "Hey, son, it's a fight!"
 * Zuba: You're a lion!
 * Alex: But I never fought fought another lion!
 * Zuba: No, I guess not. You dance!
 * Alex: And other stuff! Your pal, Makunga, set me up back there! None of this would have happened...
 * Zuba: If you were a real lion.
 * Florrie: Zuba!
 * Zuba: Yeah, I said it!
 * Alex: A real lion. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
 * Melman: Saw. Suture. Swab. You're in my light, Stephen.
 * Steve: You have a brown spot on your shoulder.
 * Melman: That's very observant, Stephen. As you can see, I'm covered in brown spots. aOK! That bone will be good as new in a few weeks.
 * Stephen: So I don't have to pick out a dying hole?
 * Melman: No, you got your whole life ahead of you.
 * Stephen: Really?
 * Melman: Go out there and grab it by the horns.
 * Stephen: Thank you, Dr. Mankiewicz!
 * Melman: Break a leg! Sweet kid.
 * Steve: This spot looks like Witch Doctor's Disease.
 * Melman: Witch Doctor's Disease? That's the most ridiculous disease I've ever heard of. Whoa.
 * Jimmy: Don't ask.
 * Melman: Someone's been knotty. OK. This won't hurt a bit.
 * Steve: Joe, our last witch doctor, had a spot just like that.
 * Melman: And?
 * Steve: Monday, Joe. Wednesday, no Joe.
 * Melman: Wednesday, no Joe?
 * Jimmy: I can't breathe! Thanks, doc!
 * Melman: So this Witch Doctor's Disease is a real thing?
 * Murray: You'll find a cure! Hey! You've got at least 48 hours!
 * Melman: But I'vse never heard of it. I mean... I don't have any penicillin. I'll need a CAT scan just to get started!
 * Murray: Have a lion look you over. They'd be happy to.
 * Marty: Ta-da!!
 * Zorro: He has talent.
 * Ronnie: Stupendous ane tremendous.
 * All: Hollah!
 * Marty: Bet you've never seen that one! Knocked 'em dead in New York!
 * Zorro: Let's all give it a try!
 * Ronnie: Yeah! Let's do it!
 * Marty: Well, you can try all you want to, but it takes years of practice. You'll never get a tight stream until you build up your lip muscules to the point where you can purse your lips like this. You got it?
 * [screaming]
 * All: Ta-da!
 * Marty: How did you...? You guys got it right out of the box!
 * Zorro: If you can do it...
 * Ronnie: ...we can do it. It's in our blood!
 * Marty: I always that I was a bit unique.
 * All: We are unique!
 * Paul: We are like a force of nature! A million points of light!
 * Harry: [jumping up] And dark stripes!
 * All: Exactly the same!
 * Marty: Exactly the same.
 * Skipper: Looks impressive, Kowalski, but will it fly?
 * Kowalski: Yes. If we fold it here, here and here.
 * Skipper: Nice.
 * Alex: Oh, man. My dad thinks I'm a total loser. I've ruined my parents' lives.
 * Marty: That is definitely not a crack-a-lackin'.
 * Alex: It is lackin' in the crackin', my friend. I've gotta fix this.
 * Melman: So... there's... There's something I gotta tell you.
 * Gloria: Hey, guys. Is this place great or what?! [Gloria jumps up]
 * Alex: I'd go with "or what."
 * Gloria: Well, I'll tell you what. You're not gonna believe it, but... I gota a date with Moto Moto. [laughing]
 * Melman: Who's Moto Moto?
 * Gloria: Oh, he's so big and handsome and big! You know what "Moto Moto" means?
 * Melman: Twins?
 * Marty: It means "Hot Hot."
 * Melman: "Hot Hot"?
 * Gloria: When did you start parlez-ing African?
 * Marty: It's in my blood.
 * Melman: Don't worry, you can flirt around with Mr. Hot Pants after I'm gone.
 * Gloria: Melman, why am I the parade and you're the rain?
 * Melman: Why are you driving your parade under my rain?
 * Gloria: Maybe I'll just parade myself in another part of town!
 * Alex: Whoa, guys.
 * Melman: Main Street's mine!
 * Gloria: Well, you can have it!
 * Melman: And you can take your hotee-tot float and Mr. Hotee Moto Moto...
 * Gloria: What are you talking about?
 * Melman: What are you talking about?
 * Alex: Melman, just tell her.
 * Melman: What? What are you... I don't know what you're talking about.
 * Gloria: So I guess I'll go, then.
 * Melman: Don't bother.
 * Gloria: Don't get up on my account.
 * Alex: No, no, no! Melman! Gloria!
 * Marty: I thought you guys were friends!
 * Alex: Come on, guys. Marty's absolutely right.
 * Marty: Marty?
 * Kevin: Marty?
 * Alex: Marty?
 * Marty: What the heck is going on?
 * Alex: You're not...? Oh! He was... I thought he... You're not him. He's... Oh.
 * Kevin: You thought that guy... was me?
 * Alex: No, no. I mean, yes, you do... Guys, come on.
 * Marty: You thought I was him?
 * Alex: You guys do look a little... You look a lot alike. Marty, you look a lot alike. Come on. You laugh alike. Talk alike. He has the same speech pattern. I mean. It's a little weird, really. I mean, come on. Marty.
 * Ronnie: So you're saying there's nothing unique about me. I'm just like any other zebra.
 * Alex: No. Of course you're different!
 * Both: How?
 * Alex: OK. OK, I can't tell you apart. Maybe you could wear a bell or something. I don't know.
 * Ronnie: A bell?!
 * Alex: OK, not a bell. Bell's a bad idea.
 * Ronnie: No, no, no! How about a T-shurt that says "I'm with stupid"?
 * Marty: Not you, stupid! Him, stupid!
 * Alex: You know what, while you've been doing the prancing pony with your new posse, I've been having the worst day of my life. OK?
 * Marty: It's always about you, isn't it?
 * Alex: My problems are just a little bit bigger than yours, Marty. All right. I couldn't tell you apart. So what?! Yeah, fine. Run away, Marty! Run away! That's what you do best! Just like back in New York!
 * Marty: I'm right here. But you can't tell that, right? Your one-of-a-million friend hopes you enjoy your bigger-than-anyone-else's problems alone!
 * Alex: Good, leave! I don't need you to help me solve my problems! You know what? You're a dime dozen! I can't tell which one's Marty! Oh, which one's Marty? Wait a minute. Oh, yeah, I don't care!
 * Marty: Nice hat, you showoff!
 * Alex: Marty... don't go.
 * King Julien: Giddy-up, giddy-up! Look, Maurice! The perfect spot for my summer palace! So please fill in all these holes a d relocate the riff-raff. Who'd leave a perfectly good head?
 * Maurice: What a waste.
 * Melman: Tell me about it. I'm in my prime here. I'm terminal, you know? I probably only have another two days left to live.
 * Maurice: That's a bummer, man.
 * King Julien: If I, King Julien... that's my name... only had two days lef to live, I would do all the things I've ever dreamed of doing.
 * Melman: Like what?
 * King Julien: I'd love to become a professional whistler. I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I want to get even better, make my living out of it. [blowing raspberry] You know what else I would do? I would invade a neighboring country ane impose my own ideology, even if they didn't want it!
 * Melman: Easy for you to say. You're a king.
 * King Julien: Yes. And you are only just a sad little head. There must be something you want to do before you die!
 * Melman: Well, there is this one thing.
 * King Julien: What is it? Tell me.
 * Melman: No, I couldn't.
 * King Julien: What is it?
 * Melman: I never told Gloria how I feel about her.
 * King Julien: What is it? Please tell me!
 * Melman: I never had the guts to tell Gloria how I feel about her. How I've always felt about her.
 * King Julien: Fine! Don't tell me! Is it a woman? You didn't tell me it's a woman.
 * Maurice: What are you afraid of? You're a dead man anyway.
 * Melman: Yeah. Yeah. You're right.
 * King Julien: You've got to march right up to this woman. Look her right in the eye. Lean foward. Just a little, or almost all the way. Then you let her lean foward a little until you're... just lips' distance away from each other. Then you just tell her much you hate her.
 * Melman: Actually, it's more like love her.
 * King Julien: Oh, you sly dog! Woof, woof! You're a real player. Now listen to me. You got to rise up. You hearing me?
 * Maurice: He didn't hear you!
 * King Julien: I can't hear you! You got to rise up!
 * Maurice: Rising up! Get out of the hole!
 * Melman: I'm rising out of the ground!
 * King Julien: He's rising, Maurice.
 * Melman: I'm rising, Maurice!
 * Maurice: Rising!
 * King Julien: You go right up to this woman!
 * Maurice: Do you feel it?
 * King Julien: Go up to her face!
 * Maurice: Tell the truth!
 * Melman: I'm going to tell her!
 * King Julien: Then you say, "Baby, I dig you! Yeah!"
 * Melman: Yah! I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it!
 * Kimg Julien: I love that happy little head.