Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues


 * [first lines]
 * Narrator: [voice over] There are many places we could begin the next chapter of the legend of Ron Burgundy. This is one such place.
 * [we see Ron screaming as he frantically tries to swim away from a shark]
 * Narrator: [voice over] However, we won’t begin our tale here. No, our story begins in a place all newsmen dream of. In New York City.
 * [we see Ron and Veronica walking together in New York City]
 * Soul Brother: Ron Burgundy! That lady’s got a ass like the Loch Ness Monster. Thing is mysterious and ever sought after.
 * Veronica Corningstone: Ron, aren’t you gonna say something to him?
 * Ron Burgundy: Hey, when you’ve got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.
 * Narrator: [voice over] It was a time before cell phones and steroids. And for Ron and his now wife Veronica, life was good.
 * [Ron and Veronica are preparing for broadcasting the news at the World Broadcast news station]
 * Ron Burgundy: The Tooth Fairy’s exposed breast made the child uncomfortable. The bishop wore buttless chaps to the bat mitzvah. Bat mitzvah. The garden gnome had a normal size penis. The garden gnome had a normal size penis.
 * [Veronica starts doing voice exercises]
 * Veronica Corningstone: Corningstone. Corningstone.
 * [Ron also starts making high pitch noises]
 * Ron Burgundy: Oh, no! Oh, no! They’re coming in through the back door! Oh, no! Oh, no! Grab the children! Save the children!
 * WBC Stage Manager: Five, four…
 * [turning to Veronica]
 * Ron Burgundy: Have a great broadcast.
 * Veronica Corningstone: You, too, darling.
 * [the stage manager uses to his finger to count down and signal going live]
 * Ron Burgundy: Good evening. This is the weekend edition of WBC News at six-thirty. I’m Ron Burgundy.
 * Veronica Corningstone: And I’m Veronica Corningstone. Our top story tonight. The U.N. today announced sanctions against…
 * [the stage manager turns to their boss, Mack Tannen]
 * Mack Tannen: When the broadcast is over, send these two up to my office. Time to make a change.
 * [on the elevator as they go to meet with Tannen]
 * Ron Burgundy: Rumor has it that after thirty-five years of manning the helm, Mack Tannen is thinking about stepping down.
 * Veronica Corningstone: That’s right. Do you…do you think we could be…we could be getting the Nightly News, Ron?
 * Ron Burgundy: I think that’s exactly what’s about to happen.
 * Veronica Corningstone: Oh, my God. That’s what’s happening, isn’t it?
 * Ron Burgundy: That’s what I think is about to happen. I’m hyperventilating.
 * Veronica Corningstone: Yes, I see that. Please calm down.
 * Ron Burgundy: Look at me.
 * Veronica Corningstone: You… Well.
 * [Ron starts laughing in a strained manner]
 * Ron Burgundy: I’m laughing like a ventriloquist’s dummy.
 * Veronica Corningstone: You are. Let’s stop that before we get in there. Don’t do that in there, darling.