Lobo Is a Four Letter Word


 * Sunny Jim: How can you stand and work in a dump like this? Looks like you don't get much in here besides skip tracers, escaped cons, roaches and Lobo.
 * Darlene: He ain't as bad as he looks.
 * Alien: Hey, watch it! What are you trying to do, take my head off!? (Lobo stops at the alien and kills him with a bloody shot)
 * Lobo: Don't mind if I do. (Lobo takes off)
 * Sunny Jim: I heard Lobo made this bet with this other dude. A really good looking guy, name of Sunny Jim over some babe. You know, to see which one could nail her first.
 * Darlene: Lobo? He'd never do a thing like that! Maybe, he is a little crude, but deep down, he's really just a sensitive, little boy.
 * Lobo: Fly this!
 * Sunny Jim: What if I told you your "sensitive, little boy" carved up Sunny Jim's face real bad, just so he'd lose the bet?
 * Darlene: No way!
 * Sunny Jim: Way! You see, you're the one we made the bet over, Darlene.
 * Darlene: You're Sunny Jim?
 * Sunny Jim: But you can call me Lover Boy.
 * Darlene: Get your hands off me!
 * Sunny Jim: I get that a lot nowadays. (Sunny Jim gasses Darlene with knockout gas)
 * Lobo: Sunny, you fragging two-bit grifter! Any buttwipe would get tits with knockout gas!
 * Sunny Jim: You always were a class act, 'Bo!
 * Lobo: I've got your class right here! (Sunny destroys Lobo's bike) My bike! Fragging bastitch! (Sunny Jim takes off but Lobo uses his chain to get towards him) You're letting yourself in for a world of hurt, Jimbo! You trashed the Main Man's... SpazzFRAAAAAAAAG! (Lobo lands on the ground) Now, you've done it, Sunny Jim! You're dead meat!