Treasure Map


 * [Screen shows outside of Cap'n Blowhole's Seafood Restaurant and the screen skips inside the restaurant. Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Pizza Steve, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger and Mr. Gus had lunch on the table. Uncle Grandpa has spaghetti for lunch.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: This place is got the best spaghetti in town! [grabs the spaghetti with his fork and slurps it and he stopped from his shoe from slurping the spaghetti]
 * [Pizza Steve has ice cream for lunch.]
 * Pizza Steve: [taste the ice cream] Hmm... Needs more hawminarrow sauce. [grabs the sauce, sprinkles the ice cream with sauce and tips his sunglasses while looking at the ice cream] Oooooo! That's nice.
 * [Giant Realistic Flying Tiger has the sandwich for lunch. Giant Realistic Flying Tiger ate the sandwich and she roared. Mr. Gus has fish for lunch.]
 * Mr. Gus: Only you guys can go to a seafood restaurant and not eat seafood. So weird.
 * Waitress: Yarr. Here B.E. check. [puts the check on the table] Shiver me timbers.
 * Mr. Gus: Thanks.
 * Waitress: Yarr welcome. [walks away]
 * Mr. Gus: [grabs the check and reads it] How do you guys want us to get the check?
 * [Giant Realistic Flying Tiger checks he wallet and it was empty. Pizza Steve was on the plate and he sucks 3 fingers to get the taste.]
 * Pizza Steve: Sorry, man. My money's all tied up in the Styde Market.
 * Mr. Gus: Hmm... Can't seem to find my wallet.
 * Pizza Steve: Oh, yeah. You left it in your back pocket. [hands the wallet to Mr. Gus] But, just so you know, it was empty when I found it.
 * Uncle Grandpa: I'll take care of the bill. Belly Bag, can you please hand me my penny pouch?
 * Belly Bag: Sorry, Uncle Grandpa. But, you left it in your other body.
 * Mr. Gus: Sounds like we'll have to wash dishes to pay for this bill.
 * [Pizza Steve drinks the sauce, he was surprised and he accidently spits the sauce at Mr. Gus.]
 * Pizza Steve: No way! Pizza Steve can't dirty his hands with greasy foods. It's bad for my health.
 * Mr. Gus: [with burned face and burned eyes, he covered his eyes] Well, then how else do you propose we pay for this bill?
 * Uncle Grandpa: Mr. Gus is right. We have to... [sniffs] ...wash dishes. [looks down and he looks at the hidden map] Holtomato! What's this? Could it be? Aaaaah. [moves the plate] I can't believe it! [grabs and sees the map] Do you guys know what this is?
 * Mr. Gus: [with spaghetti and meatballs on his face] Uh-huh. [wipes his face] That's a children's activity placemat.
 * Uncle Grandpa: Exactly, It's a treasure map. This is the answer to all our problems. We can follow it and pay for our meal!
 * Pizza Steve: [pours the sauce on his cup] We'll have enough money to hire people to wash dishes for us. [drinks the sauce] WHOOOOOOOOOO!! WE'RE RICH!!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Waitress, 3 of your finest shovels, please.
 * [Waitress walks to Mr. Gus and hands 3 shovels to Mr. Gus and walks away.]
 * Mr. Gus: Seriously? We can't just have one normal night. Does everything always have to get weird?
 * Uncle Grandpa: Let's start diggin' our path from under the table.
 * [Giant Realistic Flying Tiger roars.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Just tell the waitress we went to the bathroom. Treasure! [goes under the table]
 * Pizza Steve: Come on, Mr. Gus. We're gonna need your help carryin' all the heavy treasures. [goes under the table]
 * [Giant Realistic Flying Tiger looks at Mr. Gus]
 * Mr. Gus: Stop givin' me that look. I won't be gone for long. [goes under the table] And don't touch my fish.
 * [Giant Realistic Flying Tiger touched the fish and meows. Screen cuts into under the table. Uncle Grandpa and Pizza Steve were digging a hole and Uncle Grandpa sing, "Diggin' a hole".]
 * Mr. Gus: I'm telling you, guys. It's just an activity placeman. You're diggin' for no reason. [got sprayed by the dirt by Pizza Steve] Guh! Everyone's gonna think we're being weird.
 * Belly Bag: What's your beef with being weird, Mr. Gus? It's who we are.
 * [Uncle Grandpa and Pizza Steve were done digging a hole.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Come on, Mr. Gus. Treasure!
 * [Uncle Grandpa goes to the hole and Pizza Steve pokes him inside the hole with a shovel.]
 * Pizza Steve: Last one in is a Mr. Gus. [goes inside the hole]
 * Mr. Gus: That don't make any sense. I am the last one in. [goes inside the hole]
 * [Inside the hole, Uncle Grandpa and Pizza Steve was walking and digging a hole and Mr. Gus followed them. Mr. Gus got sprayed by the dirt that Uncle Grandpa and Pizza Steve were digging.]
 * Mr. Gus: Uncle Grandpa. [got sprayed by dirt] Maybe we should try somethin'... [got sprayed by dirt] ... more practical... [got sprayed by dirt] ... instead of this nonsense?
 * Uncle Grandpa: [stops digging] More practical. [thinks] You're right, Mr. Gus! [goes to Pizza Steve] Pizza Steve, if you please.
 * [Pizza Steve spins the wheel on his hat.]
 * Mr. Gus: What are you guys doin'?
 * [Pizza Steve uses Uncle Grandpa like a chainsaw and cuts the brick wall to a square. The brick wall breaks open.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Ha-ha! Just like the map says! [looks at the map and looks at Rootbeer River] Rootbeer River. [puts the map down]
 * [Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus saw the rootbeer river.]
 * Mr. Gus: [smells] Doesn't smell like root beer.
 * Uncle Grandpa: Whoooo! [jumps in the rootbeer river and splashes] Really, Mr. Gus? Feels like root beer to me. [laying on the river and giggles]
 * [Pizza Steve got the big cup and the pouring machine poured on Pizza Steve's cup. Pizza Steve took a sip of the root beer.]
 * Pizza Steve: Taste like root beer, too.
 * Belly Bag: [slurps the root beer with a straw] Come on, Mr. Gus! Try it out!
 * Mr. Gus: [looks at the tire and the broken TV floating on the root beer] I don't know, guys. This definitely looks like a sewer to me.
 * [Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag and Pizza Steve was on the log floating.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Mr. Gus, we don't have time to argue. We have a treasure to find! Now hop aboard the root beer float.
 * Mr. Gus: [sighs] Fine.
 * Uncle Grandpa: Onward to Captain Blowhole's Secret Hideout!
 * [They sail out and they got underwater in the root beer river. The pour machine poured out out the root beer with Mr. Gus, Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag and Pizza Steve out of the Rootbeer River.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Wheeeeeeeeee!
 * [They landed and Uncle Grandpa looks at the map.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Ha-ha! Well, what do you know? We're right on track, guys. [looks at Fishlantis on the map] The Lost City of Fishlantis. [puts down the map]
 * [They saw the subway.]
 * Mr. Gus: Uh, you know, we're in the subway. [got sprayed by dirt from up there] What the? [got sprayed by dirt]
 * [Uncle Grandpa digs a hole from upside down.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: What are you doing down there, Mr. Gus? The secret treasure is this way.
 * Mr. Gus: But, but, what?
 * [Uncle Grandpa and Pizza Steve are about to go down the hole upside down.]
 * Pizza Steve: Last one up is a grumpy dinosaur.
 * [Uncle Grandpa and Pizza Steve got inside the hole. Screen shows the unknown place, the floor break and Uncle Grandpa, Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus peeks out. The map comes out from Uncle Grandpa's mouth and he checks the map.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Wow, guys. [looks at Laser Light Show on the map] We found Captain Blowhole's Underwater Laser Light Show!
 * [They saw inside the bank with lasers and moneys.]
 * Mr. Gus: [puts his hands on his face and his hand goes down from his face.] You gotta be kiddin' me.
 * [Uncle Grandpa and Pizza Steve goes out of the hole and they're running and having fun and they're touching every lasers.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Whoo-hoo!
 * Pizza Steve: Yeah, bro!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Come on, Pizza Steve! Touch every laser!
 * [The emergency alarm goes on.]
 * Mr. Gus: Okay, guys! That's enough!
 * Pizza Steve: Oh, snap! Do you guys hear that? That is my JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! [dancing]
 * [Uncle Grandpa was dancing and the tear gas come out.]
 * Belly Bag: Fog maching? [coughs] My favorite!
 * [The tear gas goes to Mr. Gus and he waves it away.]
 * Mr. Gus: [couching and got tears] That's tear gas.
 * Pizza Steve: [danced Mr. Gus] What's wrong, Mr. Gus? Afraid a lot dance you? Oh, wait. I already have.
 * [Screen cuts outside of the bank with lots of police.]
 * Police Officer: This is the police! We have you surrounded! Come out, put your hands in the air!
 * [Screen cuts inside the bank.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: What'd he say?
 * Pizza Steve: Put your hands in the air!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Whoo-hoo!
 * [Uncle Grandpa was running on walls and hops with his butt. Screen cuts inside Cap'n Blowhole's Seafood Restaurant with Giant Realistic Flying Tiger. At the window, the police officers chased after Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus from outside. Giant Realistic Flying Tiger checks the time. The waitress goes to her.]
 * Waitress: Your friends still in the bathroom? [pours water on the glass]
 * [Giant Realistic Flying Tiger shooked her head for yes.]
 * Waitress: You sure I can't get you anything else?
 * [Giant Realistic Flying Tiger shooked her head for no.]
 * Waitress: Not even a steak smoothie?
 * [Giant Realistic Flying Tiger ges surprises and her hand goes to two fingers. Screen cuts into the gray room and Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus got out of the hole and the cops were gone. They stopped running and they took a rest.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Boy, guys. That light show sure was crazy.
 * Mr. Gus: Okay, guys. I've had enough fun for one day! Can we please head back and just wash dishes to pay our bill?!
 * Uncle Grandpa: But, Mr. Gus! We're so close! Let me show you on the trusty dusty map. [grabs the map and saw something important in the map] Wait a second. Something is wrong with this map.
 * Mr. Gus: That's what I've been tryin' to tell you, U--!
 * Uncle Grandpa: [touched Mr. Gus' mouth] Wait, Mr. Gus. Just one second. [flips the map] There we go! So according to the map, the treasure is about 300 feet down. To the left, we'll pass the Shrimpy Dilly Willy Room, then through Davy Jone's Lobster Locker and before you know it, we'll be on the treasure.
 * [Mr. Gus was surprised and he extremely angry.]
 * Mr. Gus: [grabs the map] Gimme that! I keep tellin' you, this is not a map!! It's a stupid children's activity placemat!!!
 * Uncle Grandpa: But......but...
 * Mr. Gus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [rips the map] IT'S NOT A TREASURE MAP!!!
 * Uncle Grandpa: [saw the map ripped apart and holds Pizza Steve] Stand back, Pizza Steve.
 * Mr. Gus: [stomps the ripped map hardly] Stupid placemat for kid!!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Oh, no! What are we gonna do without map?
 * [The floor crumbles apart and the floor breaks. Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus fall down and landed on the pirate ship.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Well, nice work, Mr. Gus! Now, how are we gonna get to the treasure?