Ice Station – Impossible!

The Venture Bros.: Season: 1 Episode: 7

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Closing credits
 * Give us the serum, Mr. Bannon. It belongs to our master Nat King Cobra.
 * You suck! Sorry to have to leave the party early, gentlemen not that it hasn’t been a blast.
 * Blast.
 * Good one, Race.
 * Hey.
 * Check it out skywriting.
 * Where? Dude.
 * Dude! Jeez.
 * I never thought I’d see the day I’d be working for Professor lmpossible.
 * Me neither.
 * This is a dream come true.
 * No.
 * I meant ‘cause he flunked me in college.
 * Hey, didn’t he flunk you, too? Squeaked by with a sympathy "D". My dad died that semester.
 * Hey.
 * What’s my sosh? How should I know? He thinks he’s so fantastic.
 * All he does is go on and on about himself and his inventions.
 * Welcome to lmpossible Industries, gentlemen.
 * I know the journey here was quite long, but I trust you all had a pleasant one.
 * How should we know? We were blindfolded.
 * Yes.
 * I’m sorry about that, but since this think tank is a joint effort of lmpossible Industries and the government the strictest security measures have to be followed at all times.
 * I see you’ve already been issued your required "l" suits.
 * Yeah.
 * I notice you’re not wearing one.
 * How silly of me.
 * That’s better.
 * Had a lunch with the National Security Council.
 * So, how do they fit Impossibly great, right? It is the most comfortable thing I’ve ever worn.
 * It’s like wearing nothing at all, like a second skin.
 * You’ve got a little something brown on your nose.
 * Speaking of skin, you know, the "l" suits actually recycle dead skin cells as you shed them which then fuel the in-suit air conditioning that keeps them a constant comfortable seventy degrees.
 * Yeah.
 * Well, that’s all well and good, but mine fits for crap.
 * My apologies.
 * Here.
 * There.
 * How’s that feel? Impossibly great.
 * Thanks.
 * They conform to your body’s every contour and every movement even my impossible movements.
 * They’re hypoallergenic and help keep the labs free from dander and unwanted body hair.
 * Oh, OK, already.
 * Great.
 * Wow.
 * You invented thermal underwear.
 * Whoop-dee-freakin’-do.
 * So, uh, Professor, with the "l" suits here how does one, you know? Go to the bathroom? It takes some getting used to but now’s the perfect time to start practicing.
 * Um, what? Mandatory drug testing.
 * Company policy.
 * All you do is think about going to the bathroom and the "l" suit does the rest.
 * It works.
 * Incredible.
 * How about that? I’m not wearing any underwear.
 * What are we looking for? Clues, anything out of the ordinary besides you know, a burnt-out plane full of snake men.
 * Brock, I think I figured out why the plane crashed.
 * There were skeletons driving it! That’s, uh, nice work, Dean.
 * Boys, we’ve got an agent M.I.A.
 * Better come with me while I search the area.
 * No telling whether or not more of these snake guys are gonna show up.
 * You mean, go with you on a bona fide spy mission? Proper! Let’s go change into spy clothes.
 * He’s gonna fire me.
 * I had a cold last week, and I took cough medicine.
 * What if he finds codeine in my sample? He’s gonna think I’m a junkie, fire me.
 * Relax, Billy.
 * You’ll be fine.
 * It’s Venture and his mother’s little helpers that should be worried.
 * Thanks for your concern, White, but I’ve got it covered.
 * At least my sons finally proved themselves useful for something". Company policy, company policy." Anal retentive weird oh! Oh, my God.
 * Uh, just OK.
 * Nice spy clothes, douche.
 * What? I didn’t have any black.
 * I figured, "cowboy". Next best thing to spies, right? Wow! What can I say? I’m like a camel.
 * Uh, Sally.
 * Gentlemen, allow me to introduce my lovely wife Sally.
 * Whatever are you doing out of your room during work hours, honey? I needed something from the kitchen.
 * Well, all right.
 * I’ll allow it, but, please, next time, just ask me to get it for you.
 * - But you were busy.
 * - Sally.
 * OK, Richard.
 * I’m sorry, Richard.
 * Oh.
 * And here.
 * Could you be a lark and bring the gentlemen’s samples down to the lab for me? You make your wife stay in her room? I know how this looks, but Sally has a a medical condition.
 * She’s very sensitive to light and shouldn’t be out during the day.
 * Hey, but there aren’t any windows in here.
 * OK.
 * Tour’s over.
 * Let’s get you fellows situated at your work stations, shall we? D’oh! My Kuwahara! Oh, man.
 * These are no good for you, kid.
 * Beat it, junior.
 * We’re on official government business.
 * Race Bannon.
 * Those bastards killed him! Those kids? Damn it! We let them go! You know him, Brock? Worked with him a few times.
 * He was one of the best.
 * Do you need a hug, Brock? No, Dean.
 * Well it’s here if you need it.
 * I know how it is in this line of work.
 * See enough death, and you start to get hard inside.
 * Holy crap! Samson, is that you? Yes.
 * I’m here, Race.
 * Ah, you look nice.
 * Listen you you have to recover the canister.
 * We have it, Race.
 * Tell me what it is.
 * Goliath Serum.
 * Here.
 * Do me a favor, Brock.
 * Anything, old friend.
 * Tell J Jonny I Love unh! I didn’t know they Yeah.
 * They never show that part on TV.
 * Come on, Venture, think, think, damn it! You can come up with something.
 * Burning the midnight oil, I see.
 * Well, this looks interesting.
 * What you working on? Oh, this? It’s nothing really.
 * Come on.
 * Give us a peek.
 * Actually, it’s quite technical.
 * I am a scientist.
 * Oh! Hold on! Sorry, Professor lmpossible.
 * Listen.
 * I can look at this later.
 * I really just came by to remind you that I need that sample from you A.S.A.P.
 * Company policy.
 * Hi.
 * Oh.
 * I brought you something.
 * Oh.
 * Is that your? No.
 * It’s your You might be able to fool Richard, but not me.
 * I have a prescription for those.
 * I need them for my You know what I need? The Goliath Serum developed by Professor Richard lmpossible for use during the Vietnam Conflict, but rejected for production.
 * Injected into a living creature, it alters the subject’s metabolism turning it into a living, breathing time bomb within twenty-four hours.
 * The magnitude of the blast is directly proportionate to the subject’s size.
 * Why, if one drop enough to turn this unsuspecting ant into a six-legged miniature hand grenade just imagine the devastation that could be caused if, say, an elephant was injected with the Goliath Serum.
 * Now imagine that elephant was performing in the Moscow Circus.
 * Watch out, lvan! The serum can enter the bloodstream through the skin so direct contact should be avoided.
 * Take care when handling it.
 * If you suspect unintentional exposure, watch for the early warning signs.
 * Does the patient look flushed? Does the patient have an abnormally large appetite? What? Is there popcorn on my face? Oh, this feels so good.
 * I haven’t laughed like this in years.
 * Richard never lets me drink.
 * Ah, well, he’s probably worried about your medical condition.
 * Medical condition? He’s worried I’ll embarrass him Mr. Big lmportant Science Man, so prim and proper all clean-cut and always so damn calm and composed.
 * He’s like a robot.
 * It drives me nuts, but you you’re nothing like Richard.
 * You’re alive.
 * Well, uh You curse, you sweat, you twitch, you have passion.
 * I’m dying in this place, Venture.
 * I want to taste real life again.
 * Kiss me, Dr. Venture! Kiss me! Please, please, Dr. Venture.
 * Get away from oh, God! Help me.
 * Billy, White, she’s a succubus.
 * Doctor, please.
 * Wait, don’t.
 * Dr. Venture.
 * Oh, God! Oh, God! It burns! It burns! No! No! Oh, god! What, uh, doing here? Bad man make Cody cry hurt.
 * I don’t.
 * I wasn’t.
 * I Ned, don’t.
 * Dr. Venture is a friend.
 * Bad man make Cody cry hurt.
 * I know.
 * He didn’t mean it, Ned.
 * Ned hurt, too.
 * Heart hurt.
 * Body hurt.
 * I know, Ned.
 * I know.
 * But I don’t want to be a bomb! Hank! Hank! Just calm down.
 * Don’t jump around so much.
 * The movie guy said that doesn’t matter, Brock.
 * He’s not volatile until he reaches stage four.
 * And then what happens? Then I blow up, right? Well, not if we kill you first.
 * That stops the metabolic chain reaction lickety-split.
 * What’s this? What’s happening? Stage two visible blemishes.
 * Not a lot of time.
 * Hank, listen to me.
 * I’m gonna get you out of this.
 * That’s easy for you to say.
 * You’re not gonna blow up! Sure we would.
 * According to the movie you can take out a whole city.
 * Dude, what is with you? Why are you so calm about this? Because, Hank, we’re not just any poor suckers we’re the Venture brothers.
 * Our dad’s a supergenius with, like, chemistry stuff.
 * He can fix this, no prob.
 * Dean, we don’t even know where your dad is.
 * He’s sequestered in some secret think tank, and this is, well this is kind of out of his league, honestly.
 * We’re all gonna die! Not necessarily.
 * There’s one man on the planet who might be able to help us.
 * And I know where he is.
 * That’s good, Ned.
 * Thank you.
 * Go back to your room now before Richard sees you out.
 * No more of that, OK? I’m sorry.
 * I should have told you.
 * It takes all my concentration to keep myself from turning invisible and, well, what with all the drinking You can turn invisible? Just my skin.
 * There was an accident a few years ago.
 * Richard was messing around with one of his God-awful machines trying to harness cosmic rays with gamma radiation.
 * My brother Cody was in town.
 * I was giving him and my mentally handicapped cousin Ned a tour of the lmpossible Building in New York, and there was this explosion.
 * I remember when that happened! But go on.
 * I’m sorry.
 * You were saying.
 * It did this to me, turned poor Ned into a walking callus.
 * Cody can’t touch oxygen without bursting into flames and Richard, as usual, he was the lucky one.
 * Yeah.
 * Superstretchy isn’t so bad by comparison.
 * He keeps us hidden away from his government investors.
 * Ned’s used to that kind of treatment, being a retard and poor Cody’s unconscious most of the time but it’s been so hard for me.
 * Peaches, are you bothering Dr. Venture? No, Richard.
 * I just came by for his sample.
 * Splendid.
 * I’ll take that.
 * Well, I guess you’re all done here then, hmm? Yes, Richard.
 * Good night, Dr. Venture.
 * Mrs. Impossible.
 * Well, let’s hope you do better on this test than you did on your midterms, eh? What say you and I take a little ride, hmm? I’ve been good to you, haven’t I, Dr.
 * Venture? What? I selected you for my think tank, despite the military’s protests gave you a chance to do some meaningful work and make a little much-needed cash at the same time.
 * What? I can’t I don’t mean to be cross with you, but my point is, I had a few simple rules and you broke them.
 * Making a play for my wife is one thing but going into restricted areas that I can’t abide on a project like this.
 * I’m glad we’ve had this little talk, Dr. Venture.
 * Believe you me, I understand how it is.
 * Being cooped up in a windowless building at the North Pole for an entire month it can get to a man, make him do crazy things.
 * No, really.
 * I’m fine.
 * I mean, it’s only been a couple of days.
 * No, no.
 * That’s what I’m going to tell them when they ask what happened to you and I explain how you got cabin fever and wandered off to die in the snow.
 * Good-bye, Dr. Venture.
 * What? Wait a minute.
 * If this is about what I saw, I won’t tell anyone.
 * I know.
 * Oh, yeah? I cheated on my midterms! Oh, crap.
 * I don’t see why I have to be here.
 * You guys can do this by yourselves.
 * Oh, crap! Stage three! Brock, I’ve thought a lot about it, and if we can’t get the antidote in time and it comes down to it, l well, I want you to be the one to kill me.
 * Don’t talk like that, Hank.
 * We’re gonna fi - Promise me, Brock! - OK.
 * - Promise? - Yes, I promise.
 * - Superswear? - Yes, Hank.
 * - Hey, Brock? - Yeah.
 * How would you do it? You’re asleep.
 * Quick jerk of the neck, never feel a thing.
 * You’ve thought about this.
 * Yes, I have.
 * Hey, is that Keep moving.
 * Frostbite setting in.
 * Gonna die, gonna die, gonna die.
 * No.
 * Must press on.
 * Great, Venture! Thousands of square miles of empty Arctic wasteland and you somehow manage to step in the one spot of yellow snow.
 * I made you another sample.
 * I, uh, huh? Come to me, Dr. Venture.
 * Take me, you magnificent beast! I know how to keep you warm.
 * Here.
 * Put this on.
 * You OK? I think my foreskin might have just broken off.
 * Wait a minute.
 * Are you a hallucination? Afraid not, Doc.
 * What? Did you miss me? What the hell are you doing here? Hank’s a bomb.
 * Long story.
 * Richard, please.
 * I can’t live like this anymore.
 * Sally, please be reasonable.
 * Halt.
 * This area is restricted on the authority of the United States Government.
 * I work for the government.
 * Uh, still, you’re not coming in here.
 * Please, Professor, we need your help.
 * Horsewash! I know you.
 * You’re Venture’s bodyguard.
 * You just want to beat me up.
 * Well, just you try it, mister.
 * Try to beat up a man of living rubber! Can’t hit what you can’t catch.
 * Stop wiggling around, you jackass! It’s the Goliath Serum.
 * The kid’s full of it.
 * Good lord.
 * Hiccups? He’s at stage four.
 * He could go at any minute.
 * Is there an antidote, Professor? Well, yes.
 * You kill him.
 * Oh, what? Like that would stop me from shooting? What’s going on out here? He’s trying to kill my brother! The kid’s all hopped up on serum.
 * He’s gonna explode and take all of us with him if I don’t.
 * Well, isn’t there an antidote? Listen.
 * You got here late, OK? You’re looking at the antidote! Professor, no offense, but that’s just crazy.
 * Violence isn’t the answer.
 * This is a think tank.
 * We’re the most powerful minds on the planet.
 * Let’s act like it.
 * Billy’s right.
 * We can create an antidote if we work together.
 * My way’s safer.
 * Bad Richard.
 * No hurt boy.
 * Ned, what are you You son of a bitch! Cody? Let’s stop this, boys.
 * Outrageous! Who do you think hey! That’s it, guys.
 * Tie him up good and tight.
 * Well, are we ready, think tank? It worked! We’re freakin’ geniuses! Yay, think tank! You freaking idiots! It didn’t work.
 * You people invented Ranch dressing.
 * How did you get free? There’s a reason Ned’s boots have Velcro instead of laces, honey.
 * Clearly the Goliath Serum just doesn’t work on humans.
 * We certainly never tested it on any.
 * I mean, that was the whole point.
 * You send a bug or a dog or something to blow up.
 * You just can’t stand seeing Dr. Venture succeed where you failed, can you, Richard? You’ve been on his case since he got here! Well, guess what, Richard.
 * You lose again! I’m with Dr. Venture now! Excuse me? Cool! I’m not gonna explode anymore, and plus, free invisible Mom! Go Team Venture! Hang on.
 * I’m gonna get my things.
 * - You want to - Yeah.
 * Go.
 * You’ll see, Sally. This is just a rough spot. In time, things will go back to the way they hmm? That’s odd. Dr. Venture’s pregnant?