Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)

Bart, what are you doing? I only eat the clown heads. That's so wasteful. I've always done it. Just like I only eat the eyes off a lobster. Oh, you should be ashamed! Your father works very hard to put lobsters on our table. Every night, he comes home exhausted, with his voice too hoarse to talk. I'm the king of goofing off! Ow! Unnecessary roughness! So what? That's legal in Rolo-Polo. I thought we were playing Cincinnati Time Waste. Oh, in that case... What did I do? When you pass the coffee machine, you're supposed to yell "hot pot" and eat a sugar cube. He's right, Homer. That's a two-minute penalty. Penalty, penalty, penalty! Penalty, penalty, penalty... On your feet, you sniggering oran-gu-tan. My fat friend, you are hanging by a very thin thread. If you want to keep your job, then you better start... You're thinking about that ice cream truck, aren't you? Well, you can just forget about... Come and lick me, big boy. I said lick me! Ew! You're not ice cream! Faker. Ice cream man, wait! You're fired! And as for the rest of you, you're supposed to be a chair-hockey team! All I see is five ***. Now sit down and give me fifty twirls. That's more like it. Ice cream man! Ice cream man! Homer, there you are. What does my best customer want today? One butter-crusted choco-rocket, please. I wish I had more customers like you. Oh, I'm barely scraping by. Yeah, this economy is tough on everyone. Change a hundred? Sure. That's $1.50, $1.75, $2.00... $99.50, $99... .75... Noooo...! You must be Homer. Huh? Max told you about me? Oh, yes. Max loved to talk about his work. How he bored me. And now I'm left with nothing but my lover and this worthless truck. Wait a minute. You don't want the truck, I need a job, you need money, I'm flush with severance pay... You'll buy Max's truck? Why, doesn't he need it? Oh, right. Remember that crappy ice cream truck I bought? How can we forget? Mom says now we can't afford to go to the orthodontist. Well, sink your crooked, rotting teeth into this!