Houdini


 * [Stitch does a magic show that does not exactly go as planned]
 * Lilo: [whispers to Jumba] You can't tell them how bad they are. It might hurt their self-esteem.
 * Pleakley: Aside from the last trick which does need polishing, and the rest of the tricks that need to be completely overhauled, what do you think?
 * Jumba: Well, it's completely...
 * Lilo: Amazing! Absolutely, completely amazing!
 * Pleakley: Good! 'Cause we have our first gig at Mertle's half birthday tomorrow!
 * Jumba: "Half birthday"?
 * Lilo: She's so spoiled she gets two a year.
 * Pleakley: And we wouldn't want to fail there! In front of all your friends. [Lilo is shocked and embarrassed by the comment] Imagine how embarrassing that'd be!


 * [625 returns after picking up groceries]
 * 625: Hey, Gantu! So, I'm at the galley, getting some from fresh cold-cuts, and guess what I find nestled in with the tomatoes! TADA! [holds up an experiment pod marked 611]
 * Gantu: An experiment?! Give me that! [swipes the pod from 625 and looks up 611 from the container computer]
 * Computer: Experiment 611. Primary function: ultimate super weapon.
 * 625: Wow! I found that?! Great! So, can I take early retirement?
 * [Gantu contacts Hämsteviel, who is wearing pajamas and holding a teddy bear]
 * Hämsterviel: Gantu, you know not to call during my power nap!
 * Gantu: My apologies, sir, but I thought you'd like to know that I recovered an ultimate super weapon experiment for you!
 * 625: What?!
 * Hämsterviel: Stop making absurd with your absurdities! You could never manage such an important capture!
 * 625: He didn't! I--
 * Gantu: [pushes Reuben down] I'll have it in the transporter within the hour, sir.
 * Hämsterviel: Excellent! Now get out there and find me another experiment! [turns off contact]
 * Computer: Warning. Experiment 604 activated. Primary function: invisibility generator.
 * Gantu: That's one of the pods I lost to the little girl. If I find her, I find the experiment.
 * 625: Hey, squid breath! Taking credit for my capture is bad karma! As in... YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!


 * [Lilo uses 604, now named Houdini, to help Stitch with his magic act; Mertle sees Houdini and takes his picture, flash-blinding him and accidentally making Stitch and all of Mertle's party favors and houseinvisible]
 * Aunt Stacy: [dials on her phone] Barry? Stacy. I am standing here looking at the star of your next prime time special! Send me a camera crew.


 * [Gantu stalks an invisible who Houdini with heat vision goggles]
 * Gantu: You're invisibility won't help you this time, runt. These goggles see heat! [his cell phone rings, causing Houdini to run away] 625, what do you want?!
 * 625: Have you told Hämsterviel that I caught the super weapon yet?!
 * Gantu: Don't ever call me while I'm working!
 * 625: BAD KARMA!!!


 * [Lilo realizes that she accidentally grabbed an invisible Houdini while Gantu ran off with an invisible Stitch]
 * Pleakley: Lookie here. I promised Mertle's Aunt Stacy the Stupendous Stitch would make a lighthouse disappear! And by golly, she's going to get the Stupendous Stitch MAKING A LIGHTHOUSE DISAPPEAR!
 * [Houdini, frightened by Pleakley disappears and runs off]
 * Lilo: You spooked him! Houdini, wait! Great. No Stitch, no Houdini, and national TV waiting! Could it get any worse?!
 * Jumba: And don't forget, not-so-friendly friend Mertle is waiting to ridicule you. [laughs]
 * Lilo: Right. Thanks for reminding me.


 * [Gantu runs off with what appears to be an invisible Houdini]
 * Lilo: Stitch! I can't believe you just gave him... [Houdini turns visible again] Houdini?! You gave him the empty container. That's quite a magic trick, Mr. Stupendous.
 * Stitch: Thank you.


 * Gantu: What do you mean the container is empty?!
 * Hämsterviel: EMPTY!!!! Like your head, you worthless lackey!
 * Gantu: May, I remind that I captured Experiment 611, the ultimate super weapon?!
 * Hämsterviel: You were looking at it UPSIDE DOWN!!! You sent me Experiment 119, a sticky chocolate experiment designed to smother with it's gooey sweetness! [119 (AKA Fudgy) covers Hamsterviel with chocolate] Help! Help! Gantu! You will pay for this!
 * Gantu: [to 625] If you say one word--
 * 625: Karma! Karma, karma, karma! [Gantu hits him] OWWW!!!