The Heartbreaker Kid

Danny: Hey, Deej, how’d your bake sale go?

D.J: Oh, it was great. Our class raised over fifty dollars. Of course, thirty-five of that was from Steve.

Steve: Yeah, and now I’m broke ‛cause I didn’t see that stupid sign: “You eat it, you bought it”.

Jesse: Steph, you brought my report back! That’s amazing! How’d you do that?

Stephanie: Simple. The automated backup system saves your document every 10 minutes.

Jesse: Stephanie, you’re a genius.

Stephanie: Well, I wouldn’t say that, but you’re more than welcome to.

Jesse: Steph, Nicky and Alex got into my computer and erased my entire paper! You gotta help me.

Stephanie: All right, everybody, step back. I’m gonna need plenty of hot water.

Joey: To fix a computer?

Stephanie: No, I just want some hot chocolate. [laughs a little]

[At the "wedding"...] Danny: Michelle, you realize this was just a pretend wedding, don't you? Michelle: No, Daddy. It was a real one. Jesse: Well, I think we, uh-I think we might have a problem here. Becky: Uh, see, Michelle, if you were really married to Steve, then you wouldn't be able to live in the same room with Stephanie anymore. Jesse: That's right. [Danny also nods in agreement.] Stephanie: [elated] My own room? I'm sure you two will be very happy. [D.J. slaps her on the shoulder.] Joey: Michelle, uh, what we mean is, after you get married, you move away from your family. Is that what you really want?

Michelle: Uncle Jesse didn’t move away.

Joey: [shot down] Yeah, good point.

[after being 'rejected' by Steve]

Michelle: That was mean. Really mean. [She throws down her bouquet in disgust and runs away.]