Uglydolls


 * Pegacorn: Ugly doodle doo!
 * Ugly Dog: Good Morning, Uglyville!
 * Peggy: Ugly morning, Ugly Dog.
 * Ugly Dog: Whoo-hoo! I'm aerodynamically impossible! (laughs)
 * Moxy: 🎵There's a child for every doll🎵

🎵And a doll for every child🎵

🎵They somehow find each other🎵

🎵Their destiny has smiled🎵

🎵Who knows just how they're chosen🎵

🎵The story seldom say🎵

🎵It could happen any moment🎵

🎵And today could be...the...day!🎵


 * Peggy: Yo, wake up, Moxy!


 * Moxy: Morning, Peggy! I've been up for hours. Today could be the day!

🎵Hello, gorgeous🎵

🎵Let's check out how you look today🎵

🎵Short and stubby and my gosh! Look how much you weigh!🎵

🎵You're pinkish red, got this thing on your head🎵

🎵And whoa🎵

🎵Girl, you couldn't look better!🎵


 * Peggy: Hey!
 * Ugly Dog: Hey, Moxy! You're in a good mood.
 * Moxy: That's because today...I'm going to...
 * Ugly Dog: "Get chosen to go to the Big World and be with your child". You say that every day.
 * Moxy: I know. But today, I might be right.

🎵Shake the sleep off and kick into the morning drill🎵

🎵It's another awesome day here in Uglyville🎵

🎵Grab your shoes, time to spread the good news🎵

🎵Whoa🎵


 * Peggy: Let's go!
 * Moxy: 🎵Things just couldn't be better🎵

🎵Call it hope, or faith, or whatever!🎵

🎵I just know in my heart, it's the day I've been waiting forever!🎵

🎵Cause there's a scrambled sun and a tangled sky🎵

🎵And the mood couldn't be any brighter!🎵

🎵And as the slam-bang city goes rocketing by🎵

🎵Well, my head couldn't feel any lighter!🎵


 * Uglydoll Citizen: I love it!


 * Moxy: 🎵It's like a fun house ride🎵
 * Ugly Dog: Whoo!
 * Moxy: 🎵The kind you just can't miss🎵

🎵Call it crazy and yet🎵

🎵Is there anything better than this?!🎵

🎵Life just couldn't be better than this!🎵


 * Uglydoll Announcer: Ice Bat wins!
 * Ice Bat: Ice cream on me! Oh!
 * Moxy: Here you go, Mayor Ox. Hot off the press.
 * Ox: Thanks, Moxy. Today's the day.
 * Moxy: You really think so? When someone gets chosen, do they get picked up by a long strech dune buggy or something fancy?
 * Ox: I'm talking about the Tree Planting ceremony.
 * Moxy: Ohhh.
 * Lucky Bat: Mr. Tree, if you would.
 * Ox: Now, I've told you before, all this buisness and the so-called Big World and children, those are just stories.
 * Moxy: Everyone says that, but what's the harm in believing?
 * Ox: 🎵Never mind that🎵

🎵I'll tell you what the day will bring🎵

🎵First, a shindig, then a bash, then more partying🎵


 * Moxy: But, Ox...
 * Uglydoll Citizens: Go! Go! Go!
 * Ox: 🎵Top it all with a rave, then a ball🎵
 * Moxy: 🎵Whoa-oh🎵
 * Ox: 🎵Right! You know it couldn't be better!🎵
 * Wage: 🎵Morning, Moxy! Got something new you wanna try!🎵
 * Moxy: Hi, Wage!
 * Wage: 🎵It's a brownie cupcake fudge-berry ice cream pie🎵
 * Moxy: Yum!
 * Wage: 🎵Just one bite🎵

🎵Who needs kids? Am I right?🎵

🎵Babo!🎵


 * Babo: 🎵It just couldn't taste better!🎵
 * Moxy: 🎵And soon, you-know-what is comin'!🎵
 * Ox: 🎵But until it arrives, might as well keep the party...🎵
 * Moxy & Ox: 🎵Hummin'!🎵
 * Ox: Yee-haw!
 * Moxy: 🎵Yes, it's a square-peg life and a round-whole town🎵

🎵But the folks couldn't be any sweeter🎵
 * Moxy & Wage: 🎵It may be upside-backwards and right-side down🎵

🎵But it just couldn't feel more completer!🎵


 * Babo: 🎵And there's so much to do🎵
 * Wage: 🎵And it's all such bliss!🎵
 * Moxy: 🎵There's no reason fret🎵

🎵What could ever be better, than this?🎵
 * Uglydolls: 🎵No, it couldn't get better than...🎵
 * Alarm: Incoming! Incoming!
 * Peggy: Come on, Uglydolls! New arrival! Move your butts! It's going down!
 * Alarm: Incoming! Incoming!
 * Ox: New Uglydoll, comin' in hot! Willard, shake a leg!
 * Ugly Dog: You heard the mayor, Willard. Get moving!
 * Ox: In 3...
 * Ugly Dog: You got this, Willard!
 * Uglydolls: 2...
 * Ugly Dog: Does he, though?
 * Uglydolls: ...1!
 * Wedgehead: Whoa! (screams, then grunts)
 * Uglydolls: (cheering)
 * Ugly Dog: We're gonna need a bigger Willard.
 * Uglydoll Citizen: Or maybe not a tortoise.
 * Wedgehead: Is this where I get chosen to go to the Big World?
 * Moxy: (gasps)
 * Ox: Welcome to Uglyville, friend! What's you're name?
 * Citizen #1: Flattop!
 * Citizen #2: Crew Cut!
 * Citizen #3: Smushhead!
 * Wedgehead: "Wedgehead"?
 * Ox: Great! I love literal naming! Isn't that right, Gibberish Cat?
 * Gibberish Cat: (speaks gibberish)
 * Ox: Everyone, let's give our new neighbor a tour.
 * Ugly Dog: I'll show her around.

🎵Stop the press, Ugly Dog is here🎵

🎵Story of the day, you're the month of the year🎵

🎵Here's a little scoop on the way down-low🎵

🎵Gon' ch-ch-ch-check out the flow🎵


 * Cat: 🎵The cats are rappin'🎵
 * Lobster: 🎵Lobsters snappin'🎵
 * Ugly Dog: 🎵But Ugly Dog makes the party happen🎵
 * Bird: 🎵So, put in your paper🎵
 * Seahorse: 🎵Seal it with a kiss🎵
 * Ugly Dog: 🎵It couldm't get better than this🎵
 * Uglydolls: 🎵Another madhouse night in a crazy-quilt world🎵

🎵And our hearts couldn't soar any higher🎵

🎵We got our freak flags flying, completely unfurled🎵

🎵And we just couldn't be more on fire🎵

🎵And it's a nonstop blast🎵

🎵It's utter awesomeness🎵

🎵Yeah, it's crazy you bet, but it couldn't get better than...🎵

🎵It's crazy you, bet, but couldn't get better...🎵


 * Ox: Food fight!
 * Uglydolls: 🎵What could never be...🎵

🎵Never be better...🎵

🎵Than this?🎵


 * Ugly Dog: 🎵Couldn't be better than this!🎵
 * Moxy: Except maybe for the Big World?
 * Ox: (clears throat) I heard that. Now, Moxy, I've lived here longer than anyone, and it really does not get better than this.
 * Moxy: It's not about that. It's just...have you ever felt like, even if you're happy, which I definitley am. I mean, I just spent an entire day singing about it. There's still something else, there's something more you're supposed to be doing? Good night, Ox. (smooches) Lucky Bat, see you tomorrow. Maybe it'll be the day.
 * Ox: I just don't want to see her heart get broken when this possible dreambof hers doesn't come true.
 * Lucky Bat: Maybe I could talk to her.
 * Ox: Oh, please, Lucky. Give it a try. We've run out of options here. She doesn't listen to me. I've done everything I can do.
 * Lucky Bat: I'll give it a try.
 * Moxy: 🎵Guess another sun has set🎵

🎵And another moon has smiled🎵

🎵I'm still just one more doll🎵

🎵Still waiting for her child🎵

🎵I'm sure it's gonna happen🎵

🎵Just like the story says🎵

🎵There's a new day 'round the corner🎵

🎵And it just might be...the day🎵


 * Lucky Bat: Moxy! Thanks for accepting my random yet urgent invitation. How are things?
 * Moxy: Well, every day I think "today's the day", and then it isn't.
 * Lucky Bat: And that's fine, it is, but...
 * Moxy: Look, I've always believed the Big World is real. I know I'll find the perfect kid for me. But lately, I'm starting to wonder with no evidence, no proof, what if it's not true?
 * Lucky Bat: Hmmm..."Find your own truth. 6, 9, 25, 18, 36, 41."
 * Moxy: Whoa! (explosion sound) This is why you're the wisest doll in town. You're so right. I have to believe in myself.
 * Lucky Bat: Uh, sure.
 * Moxy: So, how do I do that? Specifically?
 * Lucky Bat: Uh, well, a wiser doll than me would say you should stop listening to what others tell you. But all I have to offer you some...Satisfaction Guaran-tea.
 * Moxy: Oh! You want me to read my tea leaves! Of course!
 * Lucky Bat: Um, you know, reading tea leaves is not...it's not really my thing. But I can tell you that your forehead looks nice and bright. And that's good luck. So, take that good luck and believe in yourself from the comfort of your own home.
 * Moxy: What do you see?
 * Lucky Bat: Uh...you...
 * Moxy: "You"? Oh. You mean me. It's not what you see, but what I see. Hmmm, I see leaves..."leaves"! I have to leave! All this time I've been waiting for my kid to find me, but I should find my kid!
 * Lucky Bat: What, what? That's not what I was saying at all!
 * Moxy: Thank you so much, Lucky! You're so wise. So wise!
 * Lucky Bat: Well, I'm just lucky...
 * Moxy: Come on!
 * Lucky Bat: Moxy, I think you may have misinterpreted the spirit of what I was trying to...
 * Moxy: Ugly Dog, let's go!
 * Ugly Dog: Yeah! I know that look! Wait up!
 * Lucky Bat: Yes, let's wait up!
 * Moxy: Babo! Lucky Bat has a new great idea!
 * Lucky Bat: No, no...
 * Moxy: We're gonna make our dreams come true!
 * Babo: I'm always geared up for dreams.
 * Lucky Bat: Or nightmares!
 * Moxy: Wage! Today's the day!
 * Wage: But, Moxy...
 * Moxy: Come on!
 * Wage: (groans) Here we go again.