Chicken in the Bathroom


 * [Mom has ordered Chicken to stay in the tub until he takes a bath, and Mom, Dad, and Cow need to use the toilet]
 * Dad: Chicken? Hurry up and take that bath, I gotta get in there!
 * Chicken: No dice.
 * Cow: Chicken? Are you done yet? I need to visit the reading room...to read?
 * Mom: Me too, Chicken, can I, um, use the bathroom too?
 * Dad: Come on son, I gotta core the apple!
 * Mom: I have to launch the raft!
 * Dad: Come on Chicken, I have to brick up the chimney!
 * Cow: I need to stir the bean, big brother! Will you be much longer?
 * Chicken: I ain't takin' no bath!
 * Dad: Come on! I gotta, uh, uh, feed the ducks.
 * Cow: Why don’t you just get it over with, Chicken? I need to wax the board!
 * Chicken: The bathroom is closed for the duration.
 * Dad: Chicken! For crying out loud, I gotta jump the gun!
 * Mom: I can't hold it any longer! ...Could you please hurry honey?
 * Cow: I gotta peel the onions!
 * Chicken: How rude! Not while I am in the tub, bub!
 * Mom: Hurry up! Chicken! I gotta wash the window!
 * Dad: I gotta make peace with the Germans!
 * Mom: Gotta run for Congress here!
 * All three: Come on Chicken, take a bath already!
 * Cow: Chicken! It’s time to flip the pickles!
 * Dad: Come on, Chicken!
 * Mom: I gotta resole the family christen!
 * Cow: I simply must pull the rip cord!
 * Dad: I must wash the windows!
 * Mom: I, I, I gotta spoon the balls!
 * Cow: Let the little puppies run! Please?
 * Dad: Gotta shake hands with the President!
 * Mom: Gotta press the issue!
 * Cow: Chicken, I need to let the cat out!
 * Dad: It’s time to drive the governor home...
 * Mom: I...need...to...stuff...the...olives!
 * Cow: Have to shuck the corn!
 * Mom: Oooh! It is time to burp the baby!
 * Cow: May I please stabber out the facts?
 * Mom: I...I...got...to...strike...my...pansy!
 * Cow: Lay some carpet, por favor!
 * Dad: Gotta talk to the boss! THAT IS IT, CHICKEN!!!


 * Dad Ready or Not Chicken!, Son, if you don’t take a bath, then we’ll give you one!
 * Chicken: (gasps)

