Domino 3 Buggin' Out

1 (KC) Previously on K. C. Undercover What are you doing over there, Craig? Oh, I'm putting together my special spice rub for the barbecue tomorrow. I'm making my famous Kansas City ribs. Hey, why don't you guys join us for dinner tomorrow? Okay, so you know the plan? You know what you're doing? I come up with a believable excuse to leave and break into the Bishops' house. You guys will pump them for personal information that'll help me crack that computer password. Oh. I'm so sorry. We have to leave. Come on, you haven't even eaten yet. Maybe another time. Hey, Dad, what's going on? Get out of that house, now. Why? I haven't even begun to (Keys rattle in lock) Come on, Ernie, move your butt. Get that little rear in gear. Yes! He always was good at hide 'n' seek. Yeah, well, it's kind of easy when no one's seeking. Hey, remember that time when he hid under the sink for, like, three days? If we didn't need a sponge, he'd still be there. Would you just please get over there and create a diversion so he can sneak out of there! I'm on it. So, we went to the Coopers' barbecue, and we didn't even get to eat? (Sighs) You guys are so lame. (Purring) (Soft blowing) KC, hurry, Ernie's run into a little situation. An allergic situation! What was with that Diva Name Game? Is it my imagination, or were they trying to pump us for personal information? I know. What was your first pet and the street you grew up on? Like we'd ever give up that information! Right? And it's not just because I had a cat named Mariah and I grew up on Carey Street. And why is KC suddenly buddying up to Amy anyway? I'm telling you, she could be a spy. For that matter, the whole family could be spies. Well, we'll know soon enough. When I was in the house, I planted audio bugs. We'll be able to hear everything. Nice. Oh, when danger comes for you You know I'll stand beside you 'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool I always find a way, a way out of the fire But don't tell nobody, tell nobody I'm not perfect, so many things I Want to tell you, but I I keep it undercover Living my life on red alert Doing my thing, gonna make it work Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless But I always got your back Nobody can do it like I can I got to find out who I am Ain't got to worry about me It's all part of the plan I keep it undercover I keep it undercover Maybe we should just get out of town. Before Amy graduates in a couple of weeks? That makes no sense. You're right. Besides, we still have to distribute the rest of those weapons, or else The Mask will freak out. And the last thing we need is The Mask breathing down our necks. The Mask? Who's The Mask? (Doorbell rings) Who is it? Uh, it's KC! (Whispers) What?! What do you want? Hopefully not to have a conversation through the door! We're busy! (Cat yowls) Y'all don't look busy. Heeeyyy. Aaahhh What? What is it, KC? Um, guys, this is, um really hard for me to to say. Just spit it out. (Shouting) Hug it out! Hug it out! Yeah. Just really need a lot of support right now. All right. Okay, KC, just tell us what's wrong. Ah Hmm? It-it's Amy's breath. Yeah. It's become unbearable. I would suggest that you review proper oral hygiene with her. Remember, flossing is not an option, it's a necessity. Oh, I'm sorry! (Both laugh) Wait, you look super familiar. Do-do I know you from somewhere? (Laughs) Seriously? You don't know who I am? Oh, wait, wait. Were you at the the Taylor Swift concert, and I sat on your shoulders? I'm your guidance counselor, Ms. Shaffer. No, I don't I don't think so. Maybe you don't remember me because you never show up for our meetings. I've emailed you three times. Oh, well, everything from school just goes right in my spam folder. Was it something important? Nope. Not at all. We can talk about it next year, when you're a senior. Oh, well, I'm a senior right now. Yes, you are and you will be next year too. (Laughs) Okay. Some guidance counselor she is, right? You can't be a senior two years in a row unless Uh-oh. Good news. You got the laptop password and finally got the weapons distribution list? No. My new allergy medication really works. I was stuck under that couch with that cat, and never actually sneezed! Well, in other news that actually matters Amy probably isn't involved with any of this. Her parents waited till she was upstairs to talk about us, so she probably has no idea about the spying kind of like Ernie. Amy may be clueless, but her parents suspect that we're spies. They bugged our house, and they keep mentioning someone named The Mask who's calling all the shots. We'd better get home and remove those bugs. What? No, no, no, we can't do that. If we do, they're gonna know that we're onto them. But now that we know that our house is bugged, we can use those bugs to throw them off our track. Good thinking, KC. I just hope Dad hasn't said anything about the mission out loud. (Scoffs) Please. We left Dad with $200 worth of ribs. If he opened his mouth, it definitely wasn't to blab about the mission. I'm sorry, you just said something back there I-I didn't quite understand. According to your teachers, that happens a lot with you. Uh, look, you made a mistake. Why would you think that I was gonna be a senior next year if I'm going to college? Are ya? Are ya really? Um, yes. I totally got my act together. I've figured out where I want to go and what I want to do, and I actually wrote an essay, a great essay, and I sent my sketches to the Fashion Institute of Technology, and they loved them. In fact, I have an interview there in a couple of days. Marisa, you're not getting it. You're failing English. If you don't pass, you won't graduate, and college is specifically for high school graduates. Are you sure? 'Cause they did not mention that anywhere in the brochure. There is nothing I can do at this point. I'm sorry, Marisa. (Imitating Ms. Shaffer) Are ya? Are ya really? Oh, thank goodness, you made it out okay. I was starting to get worried. Uh, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go make a smoothie. Yep. I think I'll go make it from scratch. (Blender whirrs) Ooh! That blender is so loud! You know what? I'm going to put on some nice music so we don't have to listen to that. (Up-tempo music playing) Uh, hey, Judy, your favorite show is on. I'll turn on Houseboos for you. (Noise) (Whispering) Our house is bugged! (Silently) What? (Mouthing silently) (Quietly) Our house is bugged? (Blender stops) (Music stops) (Ernie's voice) This is one delicious smoothie! (Slurps) (KC's voice) Oh, hey, Mom and Dad, how's everything going at the accounting firm? Don't spare me any details. I want to know everything. (Kira's voice) As you know, KC, in accounting, the debt-to-equity ratio is the relationship of total debt of a company to its ordinary share capital. (KC's voice) Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating. Beg to differ. (KC's voice) Tell me again about lump sum deductions. Oh, dear Lord, please don't. Hey, KC, can I talk to you for a second? Ah, yeah. One second. Hurry up. Mom and Dad are waiting for us in the van, and we have to get to The Organization. Okay, look, Marisa, if this is about earlier No, it's not about earlier. I really need your help with something. Now is not a good time. I need to get to The Organization. This mission is Yeah, mission is gonna save the entire world, okay. But this is more important. I just found out I might not graduate. Oh. Sweetie, that's horrible. I-I mean, it's not completely unexpected, but it's still horrible. I really need to go, okay? This mission is about to crack wide open, and I need to be there. My interview with the Fashion Institute of Technology is in two days, and if I don't graduate Marisa, I'm sorry, you've got to handle this one on your own, okay? Okay, yeah, fine, fine. Don't worry about me. I'll handle it all on my own. I don't need anyone else's help, so (Chuckles) Hi, it's Marisa. I need your help. Well, unfortunately, we still don't have the distribution list. And more importantly, we still have no idea who The Mask is. Seems like The Mask could be the key to this whole thing. Actually, we might have someone on our side who knows who The Mask is. Brady! Take it easy, Ernie. I'm on your side now, remember? No. What I do remember is, you're a butt. Come on, Ernie. Don't call him a butt. Thank you. Call him a jerk or a liar or an untrustworthy, two-faced piece of garbage! Guys, guys, do not call him names, okay? We need this lowlife, good-for-nothing snot-faced chump to help. Now, Brady, when you were with The Alternate, did you ever hear them refer to anyone as The Mask? Nope, not that I can remember. Oh, come on! How can we trust him? Everything that comes out of his mouth is either a lie or a fart, because you're a butt! Okay, look, I know that I did a lot of bad things while I was with The Alternate, but I'm working with you now, not against you. And if you don't believe me, they give me a lie detector test, like, every 45 minutes. And if he fails, we'll eliminate him. What? (Laughs) I'm joking. (Silently) I'm not. The good news is, Brady has come up with a new way to get the distribution list. We've duplicated the Bishops' laptop. KC, we just need you to get back in the house and switch the two. I get it. So, when the Bishops type their security password into the duplicate laptop, it will remotely send it to The Organization, and we'll have their password. Exactly. But aren't they gonna notice there's no actual data on the laptop? No, don't worry, the duplicate mirrors theirs, so whatever they see, we see, and vice versa. Hey, this could actually work. Wait, you thought of this, Brady? Yep. Good work, you moronic, slime sucking bottom feeder. Hey! I'll be nice with you when this plan actually works. (Kira's voice) Well, there's no one I'd rather conduct an invasive IRS audit with than you, Sugar Bear. Hey, sweetheart, how would you like to have a smoothie? (Blender whirrs) Okay, this is working. The Bishops totally think you're us, but if I had to give you one note, you've kind of got the Coopers sounding a little boring. So, what I'm hearing is, I've captured your essence perfectly. What? I ran out of stuff to talk about. You watch that Houseboos show all day long. You should know plenty about fake drama. Everything on that show is real. Well except for Chantal's lips. No one knows what's going on with them. Make something up! (Craig's voice) Honey, I'm going to go upstairs and take a quick shower. (Kira's voice) Okay. I'll go get dinner started. (Imitates knock on door) (Kira's voice) Hmm. I wasn't expecting anyone. (John's voice) Hello, Kira. (Kira's voice) John! What are you doing here? We're not having a plumbing problem. (John's voice) I'm not here about your toilet. I love you truly, madly, deeply. (Kira's voice) But, John, I'm a married woman! (John's voice) I know. You're just married to the wrong guy. (Craig's voice) Kira, do you know where What is John the plumber doing here? (Kira's voice, gasping) Craig! (Craig's voice) John! (John's voice) Kira! (Kira's voice) Craig! Oh, Craig! I knew there was something sketchy about that Kira. What, and Craig isn't annoying? Ohh! No wonder she's looking for love in all the wrong places! Hoo hoo hoo! (Knock on door) Hey. Hey, buddy! I was just thinking I'd come over and we'd watch a movie. Okay, sure. Yeah, I'm always in the mood for a good movie. Oh, perfect. So, how about you go to the kitchen and make us some popcorn, and make sure every kernel is popped. Okay, sure. Sounds good. No rush. (Soft chuckle) Sorry, uh, we're all out of popcorn. Oh, okay, uh, well, you know, anything salty will do, right? Uh, how about some crackers, some chips, maybe a salt shaker? I think we have some pretzels. Pretzels work. (Chuckles) So, uh, what movie are we gonna watch? Um (Clears throat) Short one. (Chuckles) Did you get the laptop? (Chuckles) Mom, I have toppled corrupt foreign governments and still gotten my math homework in on time. I think I can handle a switch-out of a laptop. Piece of cake. That's my girl. Hey, did you say you got cake? No, Dad, there's no cake. Can we please forget about the cake and concentrate on the job at hand? Do your thing, Ernie. (Device beeps) The shadowing device is activated. Now all we have to do is wait for the Bishops to log in on the computer KC left for them, and we'll have full access to all their files. (Soft beeping, trilling) I'm just saying, there's plenty of time for somebody to run out and get some cake. Look, if I don't pass English, then I can't go to the Fashion Institute, and then I'll just be a slacker who never did anything with her life, and I've already done that for 17 years, so please help me! You want me to tutor you in English? Eww, no! I want you to hack into the school's computer system and change my grade. Well, I could do that, or I could actually help you pass. Option "A," please, with extra "hacky" sauce. Come on, Marisa. It's never too late to change. I mean, look at me. I'm working with The Organization trying to help bring down The Alternate. I never thought I'd be doing that a year ago. If I can change, you can change. I have changed. My interview at F. I. T. is tomorrow. That's why this is so important. Okay, I have an idea, but it may involve you doing some actual work. Do I have to? (Scoffs) I cannot wait till I get into college, and then I don't have to worry about doing schoolwork anymore. Guys, we finally have the password. We're in. Did you find the weapons distribution list? There's nothing here! Great. Now we're back to square one. We have no distribution list, and we don't know who The Mask is. That's why we're going to start doing things my way. Isn't your way just when you yell and we do the work? That's right! First thing tomorrow morning, we are taking down the Bishops, and by "we," I mean you! Okay, except for Amy. The only thing she's guilty of is questionable breath. I know I used that as an excuse, but, seriously, sometimes it smells like a skunk crawled in her mouth and died. It's true. There's no evidence to show that Amy has anything to do with her family business. At least let me get Amy out of the house before you bust Mitch and Danielle. I mean, it's just cruel for her to have to watch her parents be dragged away in handcuffs. Absolutely not. We can't take any chance at tipping them off. (Sighs) Well, do what you gotta do. And I'll do what I gotta do. (John's voice) Kira, I won't lose you. I love you. (Kira's voice) And I love the way you fix our garbage disposal. But I also love Craig. (Craig's voice) You heard her, John. Get out! (John's voice) If I can't have you, Kira, I'll go mad! (Craig's voice) John, no! Put down that plunger! (Blows landing, objects smashing) That John is a maniac! Should we be calling the cops? Okay, wait, wait, wait a minute. Isn't this all just a little over the top? I mean, is it possible that they really are spies and they know that we've bugged their house? No! No way! How could they work together as spies? They can't even make their marriage work! (Craig's voice) So, who's it going to be, Kira? Me, or the plumber? Yeah, maybe you're right. I guess I overreacted. Shh! Kira is about to make her big choice! (Singsong) Guess what! I just spoke to my English teacher, and she said she'd agree to pass me if I do an essay for extra credit. That's great! I know. In fact, she was so happy that I was making an effort that she cried actual tears of joy, and she said, "Trust me, no one wants you to graduate more than I do!" Look, I'm really glad you convinced me to do the right thing. Thank you, Brady. You're welcome. You're a good person, Marisa, and I'm sorry for the way that I treated you. You didn't deserve that. Oh, um, yeah. Apology accepted. (Chuckles) Look, I have to go. Thank you, again. Yeah. (Cell phone beeping) Um, KC needs my help. Um, anyway, thank you. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Bye. So, what are we gonna do? (Device beeping) Anti-bugging device, just in case they're listening in. So, what are we gonna do about the Coopers? I still think they could be spies! I say we get out of town now. Why take the chance? Oh, we're not going anywhere. You guys are being totally paranoid. Amy. I just think No one told you to think, Mitch. Trust me, KC and the Coopers are not spies. I've spent enough time in their house protecting my cover to know. Okay, so what do you think we should do? We stick to the plan, Danielle. No one goes anywhere until all the weapons have been distributed. Am I clear? Yes, Amy. Just be careful around KC. Don't worry. If I get the slightest sense she's onto us, I'll be happy to eliminate her. Now go do something useful! (Doorbell rings) Who is it? Uh, it's KC! I'm coming! Hey! Surprise! What are you guys doing here so early? Well, we thought that we'd go on a little road trip to (Both) New York City! What are you guys talking about? Marisa has her interview at F. I. T., so we figured what better excuse for us girls to have a little fun in the Big Apple? Well, it sounds great, but, you know, I have to ask my parents. If you text them when you're already on your way, they can't say no. I taught her that. Okay, well, then, I-I guess we're going on a road trip! Yay! (Cell phone rings) So, I think we should probably get on the road. New York City, here we come, right? Yeah, I just have to grab my purse. Okay. Let's go, ladies! (Woman) Rob, your name's on TV! (Boing)