The BFG (1989)

00:03:21,675 --> 00:03:24,442 -Oh No. - Who is that out of bed?

3 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:27,618 Sophie, Miss.

4 00:03:27,843 --> 00:03:28,939 -You get back at once.

5 00:03:30,115 --> 00:03:31,027 Come to me in the morning.

7 00:09:26,688 --> 00:09:31,504 Now, then... What has us got here?

8 00:09:31,408 --> 00:09:32,480 Hmm?

9 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:38,000 I's hungry.

10 00:09:39,087 --> 00:09:40,145 Oh, Please Don't!

11 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:40,729 Hmm?

12 00:09:41,399 --> 00:09:42,912 Please, Don't eat me.

13 00:09:44,544 --> 00:09:46,161 Hm, a Ha Ha, Ha Ha

14 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,560 I's spots what you is thinking

15 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,216 Because I's a Giant,

16 00:09:52,576 --> 00:09:56,256 You's reckon's I's gonna gobble you up, -n- Cruch your bones.

17 00:09:57,311 --> 00:10:00,071 -No... Please

18 00:10:00,807 --> 00:10:06,160 You's reading in books where Giant's eating up little girls fer supper -n- snacks?

19 00:10:07,008 --> 00:10:09,608 Yes... Don't they?

20 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:15,160 Oh, Yes. That's is what Giant is doing.

21 00:10:16,143 --> 00:10:19,911 All the Giants in Giant Country all kannibaliy and murderful.

22 00:10:20,631 --> 00:10:23,083 They's guzeling up Human beans every night.

23 00:10:24,055 --> 00:10:28,411 Human...beings? - Yeah, Human beans like you's.

24 00:10:30,071 --> 00:10:34,600 Bone Crunching Giant... He likes turkey best.

25 00:10:35,639 --> 00:10:41,263 Oh, turkey, that's not a human being, it's a bird.

26 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:45,567 No, no. The Bone Cruncher not eat birds.

27 00:10:46,983 --> 00:10:49,567 He's creaping off to Turkey every night to eat Turks.

28 00:10:51,438 --> 00:10:56,159 for their special flavor. - What flavor? Turkey?

29 00:10:57,830 --> 00:11:02,479 No. Turks from Turkey is tastin' of turkish delight.

30 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:14,426 What does you think Human beans from Brazil tasts of then?

31 00:11:14,878 --> 00:11:19,859 Hmm? - Um... Coffee?

32 00:11:20,085 --> 00:11:26,035 Wrong, they tastes of Brazil nuts. What about Sweden? Hm?

33 00:11:26,766 --> 00:11:29,040 Oh, that's easy. Sweets?

34 00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:34,119 Hm Hm, a Ha Ha, Ha Ha

35 00:11:34,238 --> 00:11:37,950 Sweat? No. - Turnips?

36 00:11:38,037 --> 00:11:39,214 Ha, You's wrong again.

37 00:11:40,357 --> 00:11:45,182 Sweds from Sweden is all tasting Sweet n Sour.

38 00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:48,663 Panama? - Sorry?

39 00:11:48,862 --> 00:11:51,887 Panama, Panama. Panama. Come on. - I don't know.

40 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:56,238 Uh, Canals. - Canals.

41 00:11:57,037 --> 00:12:01,471 Your head is emptier than one bungdongle! Hat. See?

42 00:12:01,909 --> 00:12:07,254 Human beans from Panama is tasting strongly of Hats.

43 00:12:07,957 --> 00:12:12,959 Alright then, what sort of flavor am I going to be when you eat me?

44 00:12:13,557 --> 00:12:15,318 What? Me?

45 00:12:16,085 --> 00:12:17,326 Gobbling up Human beans?

46 00:12:21,757 --> 00:12:24,070 All the others, yes, but not me.

47 00:12:25,741 --> 00:12:29,357 I is a nice Giant. I is a freaky Giant.

48 00:12:30,508 --> 00:12:33,613 There's not another Giant like me in all of Giant Country.

49 00:12:35,429 --> 00:12:40,246 I, is the Big Friendly Giant.

50 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:46,237 The BFG. That's me.

51 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:55,445 Does you have a name? - Yes, my name is Sophie.

52 00:12:56,179 --> 00:12:58,667 Sofie. Hm.

53 00:13:00,684 --> 00:13:05,211 Well now, is you liking some supper, Sofie?

54 00:13:06,251 --> 00:13:12,203 Um...You're really not going to eat me? - Of course I's not eating you.

55 00:13:14,355 --> 00:13:16,403 I's eating sonscumber.

56 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,044 Does you want some?

57 00:13:23,229 --> 00:13:27,477 What it tastes like? - It tastes disgusterous.

58 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:31,645 It..well...it's rotsom.

59 00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:35,410 It's sickable.

60 00:13:41,983 --> 00:13:48,530 It tastes slimewanglers and cockroaches.

61 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:54,743 Ooo, try a bit. - I, I, I don't think I will thank you.

62 00:13:55,983 --> 00:13:58,209 What esle is there? - Ellse? a ha ha ha ha!

63 00:13:58,745 --> 00:14:04,185 Else! does you think I would guzzle this revoltion sonscumber if there was else?

64 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,705 I suppose you wouldn't.

65 00:14:08,498 --> 00:14:12,906 If Giants does not eat Human beans, they has to eat sonscumber.

66 00:14:13,946 --> 00:14:15,514 'Tis all what grows 'round here.

67 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:19,124 Oh, do I have to? - Well, Yes...

68 00:14:19,973 --> 00:14:22,565 ... less you want's to be nothing but skin and groans

69 00:14:23,933 --> 00:14:26,181 You mean skin and bones.

70 00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:31,535 What I means and what I says, is two different things.

71 00:14:38,672 --> 00:14:41,756 I give you just a snipsy bit.

72 00:14:45,179 --> 00:14:46,457 -Go on.

73 00:14:48,376 --> 00:14:53,727 Uhh, It's like frog skins and rotton fish.

74 00:14:53,812 --> 00:14:56,192 - Mm, its foulsome and maggonwise isn't it, Eh?

75 00:14:58,004 --> 00:14:59,556 Couldn't you get some other food?

76 00:15:00,804 --> 00:15:03,324 You could pick carrots and cauliflower just around our village.

77 00:15:04,438 --> 00:15:06,597 And apples. - Wha?, never.

78 00:15:07,329 --> 00:15:12,751 I is a very honorable Giant. I does not go snitching things.

79 00:15:13,795 --> 00:15:15,622 You snitched me.

80 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:26,386 Yes... And, now, I...

81 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:30,889 ... I cant' help thinking about your poor mother and father.

82 00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:35,876 I don't have a mother and a father. They died when I was a baby.

83 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:41,565 You is an norphan, then? - Yes.

84 00:15:41,743 --> 00:15:44,115 Where you took me from, that was the orphanage.

85 00:15:44,287 --> 00:15:48,451 Norphanages is nice and jumbly places, Eh?

86 00:15:48,626 --> 00:15:51,081 All except ours.

87 00:15:51,253 --> 00:15:55,003 Doesn't you have happy there? - I hate it.

88 00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:59,387 If you do the slightest thing wrong, Mrs. Clonkers give you punishments.

89 00:15:59,555 --> 00:16:00,670 How punishments?

90 00:16:00,848 --> 00:16:05,392 Well, If you don't fold your clothes properly, or something, she locks you in the cellar.

91 00:16:05,562 --> 00:16:07,638 What a rotton old rotrasper.

92 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:13,352 She leaves us in the dark, and there are great big rats down there.

93 00:16:13,529 --> 00:16:15,438 You get really freightened.

94 00:16:20,829 --> 00:16:24,578 That is the horridous thing I's hear'd in years.

95 00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:30,837 You poor little scrumplet.

96 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,959 Please don't cry...

97 00:16:35,387 --> 00:16:37,297 ... B..BFG.

98 00:16:39,892 --> 00:16:44,638 I's can't help it You's makin' me so sad.

99 00:16:44,814 --> 00:16:48,729 It's alright. I'm not there anymore, am I?

100 00:16:48,902 --> 00:16:50,859 No, but you is here...

101 00:16:51,029 --> 00:16:56,986 ... and those other Giants will swollow you up if they catchs one tiny glimp of you.

102 00:16:57,162 --> 00:17:01,741 And it's my fault, because I kidsnached you.

103 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:10,295 Why did you?

104 00:17:10,468 --> 00:17:14,169 Because if I has not wiggels you away...

105 00:17:14,348 --> 00:17:18,809 ... yous let around everybody hows yous seen a Giant.

106 00:17:18,978 --> 00:17:23,974 And then they come huntin' me, capturin' me, and putting me in a zoo.

107 00:17:24,568 --> 00:17:26,442 That's true.

108 00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:32,283 So, you will just has to be stayin' here, with me.

109 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:35,453 What, forever?

110 00:17:36,915 --> 00:17:43,334 Who will look after me? - Well, me, The BFG.

111 00:17:43,506 --> 00:17:49,795 I is going to be your mother, your father and your antie, and your ancle.

112 00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:56,679 You can help me with the dreams.

113 00:17:56,855 --> 00:18:00,354 But how can you help someone with a dream?

114 00:18:00,525 --> 00:18:05,651 Hey, can you keep a whopsy big secret?

115 00:18:08,951 --> 00:18:15,156 My job is to go scuddling out every night...

116 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:18,039 ... when all people is fast asleep.

117 00:18:32,186 --> 00:18:35,805 Hello, Hello, Blood Bottler.

118 00:18:39,277 --> 00:18:42,812 What's you got in here?

119 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:46,526 Nothing. I's not got anything.

120 00:18:46,703 --> 00:18:52,290 You been talkin' in here arn'ts ya?

121 00:18:52,459 --> 00:18:56,872 Talk? No no. Or... Yes, yes...

122 00:18:57,048 --> 00:19:02,291 I, I was talking to myself. You... you know me.

123 00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:10,134 Smell Human beans.

124 00:19:10,312 --> 00:19:15,557 Gimme! Come on. Gimme.

125 00:19:16,695 --> 00:19:19,395 No, no, there is no human being here.

126 00:19:19,543 --> 00:19:22,743 What would I want with a Human being?

127 00:19:25,246 --> 00:19:30,538 Eat him. Crunch his bones up, yeah.

128 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:36,206 You knows I's not eating Human beans, Blood Bottler?

129 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:40,797 I's has my scroscumber. It's Scrumdidlydumpcious.

130 00:19:43,351 --> 00:19:46,767 Why is you not trying some?

131 00:19:47,939 --> 00:19:55,567 What's it taste of? - It's like bitsy fruits, pineapples.

132 00:19:59,994 --> 00:20:04,122 And, bones. Yes, it tastes like bones.

133 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,915 Snoscumbers does.

134 00:20:07,794 --> 00:20:10,465 Tastes like bones, Eh?

135 00:20:11,549 --> 00:20:15,168 Bones is good, yes.

136 00:20:15,345 --> 00:20:16,923 BFG.

137 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:22,389 No, stop. - Is my food.

138 00:20:44,253 --> 00:20:48,630 That goo does not taste like bones.

139 00:21:14,495 --> 00:21:21,911 Oh, Sofie. What has I done?

140 00:21:27,968 --> 00:21:29,511 Uh? Sofie.

141 00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:34,431 Where is you? - Over here.

142 00:21:36,055 --> 00:21:37,055 Sofie

143 00:21:40,441 --> 00:21:44,356 You is alive. - I think so.

144 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:49,617 I was right inside his mouth. - I knows you was.

145 00:21:49,785 --> 00:21:53,830 It smelled horrible. He nearly swallowed me. It was awful.

146 00:21:55,374 --> 00:21:58,210 Then he tasted the snoscumber.

147 00:21:59,587 --> 00:22:03,800 Did he hurt you? - Not really.

148 00:22:06,221 --> 00:22:10,266 He hurt you though. - Me?

149 00:22:11,351 --> 00:22:15,219 No, I is as right as snow.

150 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,807 It's rain. - Mh? Is it? Where?

151 00:22:19,986 --> 00:22:23,936 No, I mean the saying. It's as right as rain.

152 00:22:24,115 --> 00:22:27,235 Oh, is it?

153 00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:32,124 I has such twitchtickeling problems, you see, with words.

154 00:22:32,292 --> 00:22:38,545 I does try my best, all the time, but there is not schools in Giant Country to teach me.

155 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:43,671 I love the way you talk. - Does you?

156 00:22:43,846 --> 00:22:45,756 Does you really?

157 00:22:57,236 --> 00:22:58,647 There.

158 00:23:00,908 --> 00:23:03,779 This nighty needs a wash.

159 00:23:08,916 --> 00:23:10,790 Oh, this is lovely.

160 00:23:21,430 --> 00:23:24,716 BF... BFG?

161 00:23:26,978 --> 00:23:29,978 What where you doing in our village last night?

162 00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:32,760 - that is private and confidential.

163 00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:35,811 Tell me what you were doing with that trumpet?

164 00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,440 I saw you blowing it.

165 00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:45,407 Ah, now you is getting nosier that a barker. - I wont ask any more questions.

166 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:49,793 Alright, if you really wants to know...

167 00:23:49,878 --> 00:23:52,378 I was blowing a dream into the childrens bedrooms.

168 00:23:55,093 --> 00:23:59,009 Blowing a dream? - Yes, that's my job.

169 00:24:01,059 --> 00:24:09,186 When all the other Giants is galloping off to gobble up Human beans...

170 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:15,114 ... I is taking dreams around in my old suitcase.

171 00:24:15,283 --> 00:24:17,525 Nice dreams for little chitlens.

172 00:24:19,079 --> 00:24:24,584 You can't take dreams in a suitecase, -Dreams are in your head.

173 00:24:24,752 --> 00:24:28,965 I knew you was never understanding. I is not telling you anymore.

174 00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:31,505 Oh, Please.

175 00:24:34,013 --> 00:24:39,304 I is not saying anything more to you until you is dressed.

176 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,685 Oh, you just made that for me?

177 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:50,567 It's nothing very much, you can try it on if you want.

178 00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:59,446 I've never had a new dress before. I've always wanted one.

179 00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:03,077 And a nice place to live, like you would.

180 00:25:06,675 --> 00:25:11,004 Ah, it's time you is having fifty winks? - I'm not tired.

181 00:25:15,518 --> 00:25:20,476 Can I have a drink of water, please? - There is no water for drinking.

182 00:25:20,648 --> 00:25:22,310 There is only fropskottel.

183 00:25:22,485 --> 00:25:25,854 Oh, 'supose it's slimmy and sickable like the snoscumber.

184 00:25:26,030 --> 00:25:30,657 Na, that is where you is wrong. Fropskottel is sweet beachy.

185 00:25:30,827 --> 00:25:35,327 It is warming the muscles of you heart.

186 00:25:35,390 --> 00:25:36,390 - Cockles.

187 00:25:41,556 --> 00:25:44,391 Ah, here is fropskottel.

188 00:25:44,759 --> 00:25:48,709 Is you ever seeing such delumptioustries?

189 00:25:50,057 --> 00:25:55,432 Oh look, it's fizzing in the wrong way. The bubbles go down, instead of up.

190 00:25:55,605 --> 00:26:00,897 Of course, bubbles is not going up. - They do where I come from.

191 00:26:01,070 --> 00:26:05,649 Bubbles going up is a flushbunking desastraphy.

192 00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,569 Why?

193 00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:16,537 If bubbles is fizzing upwards, they will be coming out in a foulsom belching burp.

194 00:26:16,712 --> 00:26:20,758 Yes, but that's alright, isn't it?

195 00:26:20,926 --> 00:26:25,339 Alright? it's catasterous.

196 00:26:27,892 --> 00:26:33,765 Giant's is never doing it. - But if bubbles go down, well they might...

197 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:38,899 ... they might come out somewhere else. - Yes, you is exunctly right.

198 00:26:39,071 --> 00:26:44,196 Well that would make a much worse noise wouldnt it. - A wiz popper.

199 00:26:44,368 --> 00:26:46,741 What? - A wizzpopper.

200 00:26:46,914 --> 00:26:51,410 It's a sign of happiness. It is gulifying music.

201 00:26:51,586 --> 00:26:54,337 Not it's not, it's very rude.

202 00:26:55,423 --> 00:27:00,216 You Human beans is making wizzpoppers. Isn't you?

203 00:27:00,387 --> 00:27:04,966 Well, yes, but... - Of course you is. Everybody is.

204 00:27:06,002 --> 00:27:06,805 ♪ When you's get a bottle ♪

205 00:27:06,831 --> 00:27:07,927 ♪ of fabulous rumbugle ♪

206 00:27:07,966 --> 00:27:09,062 ♪ It bubbles, and giggles, ♪

207 00:27:09,191 --> 00:27:10,188 ♪ it's part of the plan ♪

208 00:27:10,284 --> 00:27:11,280 ♪ It's yummy, and glummy, ♪

209 00:27:11,488 --> 00:27:12,484 ♪ it jiggles your tummy ♪

210 00:27:12,501 --> 00:27:13,498 ♪ And soons, set off with ♪

211 00:27:13,561 --> 00:27:14,357 ♪ a whizzpopping bang! ♪

212 00:27:14,403 --> 00:27:16,100 ♪ It certain as exits and exits ♪

213 00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,799 ♪ A couple of cases probgole ♪

214 00:27:17,799 --> 00:27:18,725 ♪ Makes you feel grand ♪

215 00:27:19,134 --> 00:27:20,049 ♪ But juggling and gurgling ♪

216 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:20,962 ♪ It seems too observing ♪

217 00:27:21,221 --> 00:27:22,279 ♪ Why people don't whizzpopple ♪

218 00:27:22,371 --> 00:27:23,367 ♪ all over the land! ♪

219 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,476 Now taste it!

220 00:27:35,471 --> 00:27:37,333 It's-it's fantastic!

221 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,676 That is only the beginning

222 00:27:45,755 --> 00:27:50,057 Here comes a whizzpopper!

223 00:27:50,489 --> 00:27:52,491 I hope you're not going to be rude

224 00:27:56,192 --> 00:27:57,795 ♪ Whizzpop, whizzbang, ♪

225 00:27:58,152 --> 00:27:59,723 ♪ feel the bubbles go down! ♪

226 00:28:00,296 --> 00:28:02,099 ♪ Whizzbang, whizzpop, ♪

227 00:28:02,448 --> 00:28:03,835 ♪ bursting all around! ♪

228 00:28:04,655 --> 00:28:06,428 ♪ Whizzpop, whizzbang, ♪

229 00:28:06,799 --> 00:28:08,427 ♪ take it nice and slow- ♪

230 00:28:08,935 --> 00:28:10,850 ♪ You's never stopping, the fabulous feeling ♪

231 00:28:10,975 --> 00:28:11,683 ♪ of whizzpoping ♪

232 00:28:11,919 --> 00:28:12,971 ♪ Wherever you go! ♪

233 00:28:14,381 --> 00:28:15,125 You try it!

234 00:28:15,323 --> 00:28:15,949 No.

235 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:24,644 ♪ It starts with a sip of a tingling tip ♪

236 00:28:24,855 --> 00:28:25,772 ♪ That tickles your tongue ♪

237 00:28:26,214 --> 00:28:26,972 ♪ Then it stops ♪

238 00:28:26,990 --> 00:28:29,033 ♪ Then it waits for the moment of truth ♪

239 00:28:29,398 --> 00:28:31,117 ♪ As it hits the roof and the fizzle bit ♪

240 00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:32,364 ♪ Makes you googly eyed ♪

241 00:28:32,382 --> 00:28:35,462 ♪ And suddenly it sunders inside. ♪

242 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:41,182 I can feel the bubbles trickling down in my tummy

243 00:28:41,919 --> 00:28:44,706 I think I'm going to…

244 00:28:45,184 --> 00:28:46,859 ♪ Whizzpop, whizzbang, ♪

245 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,427 ♪ feel the bubbles go down! ♪

246 00:28:49,319 --> 00:28:50,915 ♪ Whizzbang, whizzpop, ♪

247 00:28:51,447 --> 00:28:52,835 ♪ bursting all around! ♪

248 00:28:53,672 --> 00:28:55,539 ♪ Whizzpop, whizzbang, ♪

249 00:28:55,808 --> 00:28:57,314 ♪ take it nice and slow- ♪

250 00:28:57,916 --> 00:28:59,614 ♪ You's never stopping, the fabulous feeling ♪

251 00:28:59,841 --> 00:29:00,874 ♪ of whizzpoping ♪

252 00:29:00,992 --> 00:29:03,185 ♪ Wherever you go! ♪

253 00:29:06,641 --> 00:29:08,294 ♪ It feels like a rocket ♪ ♪ goes off in your pocket, ♪

254 00:29:08,617 --> 00:29:10,446 ♪ And all of a sudden you's up in the air, ♪

255 00:29:10,786 --> 00:29:12,638 ♪ It bubbles and fizzes and pubbles, ♪

256 00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:14,726 ♪ And whizzes and do things you never dare! ♪

257 00:29:15,286 --> 00:29:17,238 ♪ There's nothing to but don't over do it, ♪

258 00:29:17,271 --> 00:29:19,198 ♪ The popgoble doesn't go to your head. ♪

259 00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:20,430 ♪ It causes the shotses ♪

260 00:29:20,484 --> 00:29:21,398 ♪ That blows up your sockes. ♪

261 00:29:21,484 --> 00:29:23,447 ♪ So don't be tempted to drink it in bed! ♪

262 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,859 ♪ Whizzpop, whizzbang, ♪

263 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,579 ♪ feel the bubbles go down! ♪

264 00:29:28,236 --> 00:29:30,155 ♪ Whizzbang, whizzpop, ♪

265 00:29:30,396 --> 00:29:31,739 ♪ bursting all around! ♪

266 00:29:32,635 --> 00:29:34,435 ♪ Whizzpop, whizzbang, ♪

267 00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:36,290 ♪ take it nice and slow- ♪

268 00:29:36,868 --> 00:29:38,587 ♪ You's never stopping, the fabulous feeling ♪

269 00:29:38,899 --> 00:29:39,763 ♪ of whizzpoping ♪

270 00:29:39,956 --> 00:29:40,698 ♪ Wherever you go! ♪

271 00:29:41,284 --> 00:29:43,107 ♪ You's never stopping, the fabulous feeling ♪

272 00:29:43,284 --> 00:29:45,461 ♪ of whizzpop.........ing ♪

273 00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:56,926 You is very good for a beginner. Does you want somemore?

274 00:30:02,461 --> 00:30:03,165 Sofie...

275 00:30:05,672 --> 00:30:06,016 ... Sofie

276 00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:01,658 What time is it? - Time?

277 00:31:01,826 --> 00:31:04,615 -Time to get up. -Time for work.

278 00:31:04,756 --> 00:31:05,635 Where are we going?

279 00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:09,764 - To Dream Country. -We's off to collect some dreams.

280 00:31:20,306 --> 00:31:21,685 What is that noise? -Shhh

281 00:31:22,673 --> 00:31:23,494 Oh no.

282 00:31:26,242 --> 00:31:28,889 BFG... Please turn back.

283 00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:31,331 I'm frightened.

284 00:31:31,414 --> 00:31:34,596 - Can't, We's has important work to do.

285 00:31:45,687 --> 00:31:48,604 Oye, come here.

286 00:32:03,603 --> 00:32:08,811 Where you think your going? Is not dark yet.

287 00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:14,964 No, Vleeslapeter. I just walk 'round.

288 00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:28,318 I let you go... this time.

289 00:32:41,606 --> 00:32:46,407 Whew, He was in a nasty croching mood.

290 00:32:46,885 --> 00:32:50,500 Nasty mood? I thought he was going to kill you.

291 00:32:50,956 --> 00:32:54,964 No. Giants does not kill other Giants.

292 00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:58,518 They is not like a Human beans. - What do you mean?

293 00:32:59,033 --> 00:33:03,010 Eh, It's only Human beans that shoot and bombs and kills eachother.

294 00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:05,497 No other animals is doing it.

295 00:33:06,432 --> 00:33:08,056 Cats kill mice.

296 00:33:08,263 --> 00:33:11,247 - Hu hu, They does not kill other cats, does they?

297 00:33:18,273 --> 00:33:20,275 Is Dream Country inside this mountain?

298 00:33:20,795 --> 00:33:23,642 Ah, you wait and see.

299 00:33:24,368 --> 00:33:28,552 I has something very extrausual to show you.

300 00:33:43,898 --> 00:33:47,244 Oh, whatever is it?

301 00:33:48,268 --> 00:33:56,661 It is the dreamway. The stairway into Dream Country.

302 00:33:57,616 --> 00:34:01,672 I is never letting anybody see it before.

303 00:34:15,922 --> 00:34:20,137 Oh, dear. What do we do no...Ahh

304 00:34:34,902 --> 00:34:39,066 This is one very woolly trip.

305 00:34:53,798 --> 00:34:57,665 Now, you is in Dream Country.

306 00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:14,644 Am I really the first person ever to come here?

307 00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:16,243 Well of course you is.

308 00:35:17,087 --> 00:35:20,587 Not even other Giants is ever coming here.

309 00:35:20,783 --> 00:35:21,802 Really? - Shh

310 00:35:22,023 --> 00:35:27,557 There is dreams all 'round here.

311 00:35:35,387 --> 00:35:38,803 Where? - There. Listen.

312 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,226 I can't hear... - Shh

313 00:35:48,110 --> 00:35:50,269 Missed it. - Missed what?

314 00:35:50,424 --> 00:35:53,512 I mis...ah, Ah, there's one!

315 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:01,769 Ah, Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Open a jar, open a jar.

316 00:36:06,189 --> 00:36:08,101 Ah, Ah

317 00:36:15,245 --> 00:36:16,648 I know there's nothing in there.

318 00:36:17,447 --> 00:36:18,727 It's a wigsquibbler.

319 00:36:19,163 --> 00:36:21,922 No, no, no, even better: A fizwigen...

320 00:36:22,108 --> 00:36:25,268 A golden fizwigen.

321 00:36:25,561 --> 00:36:27,304 I suppose they're very rare.

322 00:36:27,601 --> 00:36:30,979 Oh, they is the rarest of all. Oh yes.

323 00:36:31,269 --> 00:36:33,468 There may be swarms up there today.

324 00:36:37,415 --> 00:36:41,640 Ups we go...oos.

325 00:36:42,965 --> 00:36:44,653 There is something there.

326 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,048 - Of course there is.

327 00:36:48,261 --> 00:36:49,565 Quick, quick, I got another one.

328 00:37:10,035 --> 00:37:11,853 Please can I come up with you and see?

329 00:37:12,071 --> 00:37:16,759 Is you...beling...now?

330 00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:20,504 - Oh, yeah. Then, come on.

331 00:37:21,509 --> 00:37:24,675 Ahup...we go...oos!

332 00:37:26,763 --> 00:37:30,329 I can't. I don't know how.

333 00:37:30,533 --> 00:37:33,501 - You is never doing anything, unless you try.

334 00:37:34,633 --> 00:37:37,092 Ups...we...goes.

335 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:53,856 BFG...I'm flying. - Ha Ha, Sofie?

336 00:37:54,252 --> 00:37:59,460 ♪ Sometimes, secretly ♪

337 00:37:59,633 --> 00:38:04,130 ♪ we'd all like to know ♪

338 00:38:04,305 --> 00:38:09,645 ♪ of somewhere save in dreams. ♪

339 00:38:09,812 --> 00:38:15,151 ♪ where no one else can go ♪

340 00:38:15,318 --> 00:38:20,146 ♪ Away from the crowd ♪ ♪ where nothing is louder ♪

341 00:38:20,324 --> 00:38:24,820 ♪ than magic all falling around. ♪

342 00:38:24,996 --> 00:38:30,702 ♪ and you tumble and glide ♪ ♪ on a magical ride ♪

343 00:38:30,877 --> 00:38:36,217 ♪ Don't wake, you'd have to come down ♪

344 00:38:36,384 --> 00:38:41,627 ♪ Sometimes, secretly ♪

345 00:38:41,807 --> 00:38:46,434 ♪ we'd all need to know ♪

346 00:38:46,604 --> 00:38:51,764 ♪ There's somewhere deep in dreams ♪

347 00:38:51,943 --> 00:38:57,816 ♪ where only we can go ♪

348 00:38:57,991 --> 00:39:03,781 ♪ If you could stay forever...would you. ♪

349 00:39:03,956 --> 00:39:08,121 Quick, look, there's one behind you. Catch it.

350 00:39:08,295 --> 00:39:12,958 ♪ Somewhere safe in dreams ♪

351 00:39:13,134 --> 00:39:18,840 ♪ Where no one else can go. ♪

352 00:39:27,191 --> 00:39:31,557 Look out, look out. Gotchoo.

353 00:39:31,686 --> 00:39:33,702 - What is it? What have you cought?

354 00:39:35,117 --> 00:39:36,574 A Trugglehumpter.

355 00:39:36,577 --> 00:39:37,545 - An animal?

356 00:39:37,612 --> 00:39:39,184 Oh, No, it is a dream.

357 00:39:40,199 --> 00:39:43,631 The horridous, evil dream of all.

358 00:39:43,743 --> 00:39:45,047 - Why are we keep it then?

359 00:39:45,309 --> 00:39:46,932 Takes it home, locks it away

360 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:50,853 And then no little toddlers will be having scarry nightmares.

361 00:39:50,866 --> 00:39:52,234 - Oh, let's get it home.

362 00:40:04,734 --> 00:40:05,595 Where are we going?

363 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,496 We cannot be leaving all the tiny toddlers without their dreams?

364 00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:14,371 We just has to pack up our suitcase first.

365 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:19,410 Here? - No.

366 00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:28,465 Here, in my dream cave.

367 00:40:30,527 --> 00:40:35,791 Oh, BFG, it's like heaven.

368 00:40:43,287 --> 00:40:44,936 These dreams.

369 00:40:47,407 --> 00:40:49,779 All dreams.

370 00:40:50,952 --> 00:40:56,244 Sometimes I comes down here jus... just to looks at them.

371 00:40:56,928 --> 00:41:02,911 - I could look at them forever. It... It's magic.

372 00:41:03,902 --> 00:41:09,469 Dreams is very mysterious things, but they'is not magic.

373 00:41:10,183 --> 00:41:14,974 Dreams is real, like this frightsome Trugglehumpter.

374 00:41:16,184 --> 00:41:21,263 Now we's has to go and locks him away with all the other nasty grobswitches.

375 00:41:48,655 --> 00:41:52,087 Now he won't be scaring any little chitlers.

376 00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:09,202 What are you doing?

377 00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:13,372 I is writing my labels...

378 00:42:13,809 --> 00:42:18,882 ...so I's knowing what is in the bottles.

379 00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:23,199 Can you really tell what the dream is just by listening to it?

380 00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:27,079 All I can here is a sort of tinkling.

381 00:42:27,361 --> 00:42:30,345 - Oh, you has very good ears.

382 00:42:31,567 --> 00:42:37,522 That is dream music. Sort of language.

383 00:42:37,699 --> 00:42:39,905 What does it mean?

384 00:42:40,544 --> 00:42:46,448 Oh, it's just a dream about a little boy who is becoming...invisible.

385 00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:53,909 Great, can we take it with us? - I hs to give it an ending...first.

386 00:42:54,259 --> 00:42:56,881 How do you mean?

387 00:42:58,472 --> 00:43:02,221 You Human beans does not know much, does you?

388 00:43:03,353 --> 00:43:08,015 Dreaming is not like stories. Dreams is more like...

389 00:43:09,610 --> 00:43:12,017 ... like pictures in books.

390 00:43:12,196 --> 00:43:17,978 If I's wanting to makes a story I's has to mix up lots of dreams together.

391 00:43:18,001 --> 00:43:19,041 - Oh.

392 00:43:19,203 --> 00:43:21,577 Ah, here it is, and ending.

393 00:43:26,838 --> 00:43:31,584 I is not liking algebra...

394 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:36,718 ... so I is frightening Mr. Gromit...

395 00:43:36,891 --> 00:43:41,081 ... my algebra teacher til he runs away.

396 00:43:41,281 --> 00:43:44,400 Ha, that's good. A boy would like that ending.

397 00:43:44,502 --> 00:43:47,022 Yes, of couse he would, It's a winksquibbler.

398 00:43:48,111 --> 00:43:51,030 Soon we is finding somebody to give it to.

399 00:44:29,158 --> 00:44:31,566 What about that one?

400 00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:38,166 How can you tell what to choose? - I justs get a tinkly feeling...

401 00:44:38,335 --> 00:44:43,412 ... when I's peeks into the bedroom, then I is knowing.

402 00:45:18,923 --> 00:45:22,672 Pressing his tummy button makes him invisible.

403 00:45:26,282 --> 00:45:32,188 Come on, come on. - Oh, I want to see him frighten his teacher.

404 00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:34,478 I say...What happens?

405 00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:39,524 Help, help, it's ghosts and ducks...

406 00:45:39,696 --> 00:45:43,425 Quick, quick. We cannot... we cannont be waiting all night.

407 00:45:44,255 --> 00:45:46,655 We has dillions of dreams to blow.

408 00:45:57,829 --> 00:45:59,469 Come on, come on.

409 00:45:59,752 --> 00:46:02,448 - Give then the one where there's clowns and the circus. I wan to see.

410 00:46:30,281 --> 00:46:34,048 This is the best fun I've every had, in my life..

411 00:46:34,091 --> 00:46:35,619 It's like beein in a... - Shh

412 00:47:30,155 --> 00:47:32,693 Oh BFG, stop him.

413 00:47:42,272 --> 00:47:46,962 No. Noo..!

414 00:47:52,597 --> 00:47:57,758 You, You, You just ran away. W, We, We could have stopped him.

415 00:47:57,651 --> 00:48:00,017 I is never stopping him...

416 00:48:00,705 --> 00:48:03,177 ...He would just punch me down and kick me.

417 00:48:03,447 --> 00:48:04,957 - You're a coward.

418 00:48:08,173 --> 00:48:12,533 Yes, though I is running away to save you.

419 00:48:12,912 --> 00:48:16,621 - i don't want to be saved, I want to save the other children...

420 00:48:16,865 --> 00:48:18,625 ...before anymore disappear.

421 00:48:19,169 --> 00:48:24,211 Hm, there's going to be lots more dissapearing tonight.

422 00:48:24,383 --> 00:48:28,297 - What do you mean? I is hearing them talking...

423 00:48:28,303 --> 00:48:33,064 ...and they is finding themself a whole school, with little girls in it.

424 00:48:33,295 --> 00:48:37,031 - Oh, no. Ya, and another one with little boys in it.

425 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,507 They is going there tonight.

426 00:48:39,677 --> 00:48:40,349 - Where?

427 00:48:40,527 --> 00:48:44,983 Is where I sniched you from: Is England.

428 00:48:45,065 --> 00:48:47,281 - Oh, BFG, we've got to stop them.

429 00:48:47,481 --> 00:48:51,737 Oh, there's not anything we can do.

430 00:48:52,061 --> 00:48:56,834 -There must be! W, We'll get somebody to help us.

431 00:48:57,003 --> 00:48:59,708 And who's going to be helping us?

432 00:49:01,036 --> 00:49:06,100 Well, if we go back and tell somebody, they'll, come and, and put them in prison.

433 00:49:06,514 --> 00:49:11,971 Yes, and they put me in a zoo. Put you back in your norphanage.

434 00:49:12,146 --> 00:49:17,141 Human beans is not famous for kindness, is they?

435 00:49:18,083 --> 00:49:23,651 They's all drinksludges. - No they is not! I mean are not.

436 00:49:24,531 --> 00:49:28,371 Not all of them. - Oh, well who then?

437 00:49:28,497 --> 00:49:34,833 Well there's, there's the Queen of England. You can't call her a drinksludger.

438 00:49:34,918 --> 00:49:35,598 -Well...

439 00:49:37,206 --> 00:49:41,533 And you can call her a squigpip or a scruffelrotter either.

440 00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:47,003 Yes, that's what we'll do, we'll go to the queen

441 00:49:48,154 --> 00:49:50,622 She'll never believe in you in a month of monday.

442 00:49:51,016 --> 00:49:52,824 We'll make her believe us.

443 00:49:54,735 --> 00:49:58,948 How? - I do not know.

444 00:50:00,242 --> 00:50:07,076 It's like you said in Dream Country, You is never doing anything unless you try.

445 00:50:08,710 --> 00:50:14,215 Dream Country. BFG, wait. Listen.

446 00:50:14,382 --> 00:50:19,757 Can you make a person dream absolutly anything...

447 00:50:19,930 --> 00:50:24,593 ... anything in the world? - Uh, course I can.

448 00:50:24,769 --> 00:50:26,835 If the dream is in my collection.

449 00:50:27,307 --> 00:50:30,835 - Well, would you have any dreams about me?

450 00:50:31,527 --> 00:50:37,198 And you? And, um, about Giants eating children?

451 00:51:05,691 --> 00:51:13,652 One...little bit here and stir...there.

452 00:51:16,399 --> 00:51:21,781 And a titching bit more of you.

453 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:30,087 And a big swollop of this, and Yes...

454 00:51:30,956 --> 00:51:33,842 Yes, it will comming.

455 00:51:40,063 --> 00:51:43,266 There he is.

456 00:51:44,192 --> 00:51:49,104 Yes, it's all in there just like you told me.

457 00:51:49,281 --> 00:51:52,616 I hope this idear of yours is going to be working.

458 00:51:52,786 --> 00:51:55,112 I hope so too.

459 00:51:59,043 --> 00:52:03,255 We is lost. - No we're not. We must be nearly there.

460 00:52:03,423 --> 00:52:06,022 Well, I's hearing duck quackeling down below.

461 00:52:06,299 --> 00:52:07,742 We's in the countryside.

462 00:52:08,762 --> 00:52:13,341 No, it must be St. James' Park. Fly down.

463 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:25,600 That's Buckingham Palace over there. Come on.

464 00:52:36,627 --> 00:52:40,354 Where is the queen sleeping, Sofie? - I do not know.

465 00:52:40,683 --> 00:52:43,464 We have to search.

466 00:52:45,952 --> 00:52:46,447 No.

467 00:52:48,007 --> 00:52:48,551 No.

468 00:52:49,487 --> 00:52:52,716 Only some doggies in there.

469 00:52:55,774 --> 00:52:59,854 This is a lady. Take a look-see.

470 00:53:08,371 --> 00:53:11,705 Yes, That's her.

471 00:53:41,909 --> 00:53:43,493 Now we just have to wait.

472 00:53:44,454 --> 00:53:49,081 You shure you will be alright? - Yes.

473 00:53:52,964 --> 00:53:54,588 By.

474 00:54:00,013 --> 00:54:02,765 Please, don't eat me.

475 00:54:05,144 --> 00:54:08,679 All the other giants are kannibaly, muderfull....

476 00:54:08,856 --> 00:54:12,476 My name is Sofie. - I is a nice giant.

477 00:54:12,653 --> 00:54:17,896 Eat him. Crack his bones up. Yeah.

478 00:54:19,202 --> 00:54:23,330 The BFG. That's me.

479 00:54:24,958 --> 00:54:26,785 No.

480 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,710 There'll be lots more disappearings tonight.

481 00:54:29,731 --> 00:54:33,506 I don't want to be saved, I want to save the other children.

482 00:54:33,611 --> 00:54:37,130 A whole school, with little girls in it.

483 00:54:37,348 --> 00:54:38,445 No. No.

484 00:54:40,468 --> 00:54:41,334 No, don't let them do it.

485 00:54:42,012 --> 00:54:43,412 - We've got to stop them.

486 00:54:45,604 --> 00:54:46,675 We go to the queen.

487 00:55:38,917 --> 00:55:40,875 Good morning, Your Majesty.

488 00:55:43,589 --> 00:55:47,967 Oh, it is a nice day outside, ma'am. - is it?

489 00:55:49,441 --> 00:55:53,473 O Mary, I've had the most awefull nightmare.

490 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:59,985 I dreamed that great gastly Giants were snatching little boys and girls out of their beds at school...

491 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,274 ... and eating them.

492 00:56:04,988 --> 00:56:07,308 Mary, what on earths the matter?

493 00:56:07,476 --> 00:56:10,565 It's your dream, ma'am. It's in the papers.

494 00:56:10,732 --> 00:56:11,792 In the papers?

495 00:56:13,129 --> 00:56:14,249 Oh, Good heavens.

496 00:56:15,693 --> 00:56:20,523 Tragic horror as children slain. Bones found beneath dormatory windows.

497 00:56:21,799 --> 00:56:24,255 Oh, how absolutly frightful.

498 00:56:32,634 --> 00:56:35,601 Oh, how did you get in there?

499 00:56:37,609 --> 00:56:39,592 I, I simply don't believe it.

500 00:56:40,486 --> 00:56:42,806 I don't know what this place is comming to, really I don't

501 00:56:43,072 --> 00:56:46,816 Now, come on downstairs. Oh, you'll be sorry, you will.

502 00:56:47,159 --> 00:56:49,078 No, Mary, wait a moment.

503 00:56:50,378 --> 00:56:52,117 Now, tell me truthfully...

504 00:56:53,334 --> 00:56:55,857 ... is there's a little girl on the windowsill?

505 00:56:56,161 --> 00:57:00,128 Yes, ma'am. there is, ma'am. As plain as the nose on me face..

506 00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:05,343 Yes, but you see, I dreamed there would be a little girl sitting there.

507 00:57:05,358 --> 00:57:11,702 Oh, Well, well, there is ma'am, isn't there. I mean look.

508 00:57:13,024 --> 00:57:15,562 Little girl, come here please.

509 00:57:26,205 --> 00:57:29,260 You are real, aren't you? - Yes, Your Majesty.

510 00:57:30,479 --> 00:57:36,127 And your name is Sofie? - Yes, Your Majesty.

511 00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:38,922 You were the girl in my dream.

512 00:57:39,095 --> 00:57:39,967 How did you get in?

513 00:57:40,158 --> 00:57:42,390 She wan't there last night, ma'am, I'll swear to it.

514 00:57:43,266 --> 00:57:47,514 I think you dreamed that, you Majesty. - Yes...

515 00:57:49,106 --> 00:57:50,766 ...yes, I did.

516 00:57:51,708 --> 00:57:57,953 I dreamed that a very tall Giant put you there, and that he's waiting outside now in the garden.

517 00:57:57,980 --> 00:58:01,954 That's right, he is. - Oh, O Lord preserve us.

518 00:58:02,502 --> 00:58:08,252 You needn't be frightend, he's my friend. He's lovely.

519 00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:13,296 I'm sure he is, but why have you and your friend come to see me.

520 00:58:13,467 --> 00:58:18,972 Didn't you dream that as well your Majesty? - Yes.

521 00:58:19,140 --> 00:58:22,889 No you come to mention it...I did.

522 00:58:23,061 --> 00:58:26,810 You were going to help us capture those terrible monsters.

523 00:58:26,982 --> 00:58:28,143 The ones who ate the children.

524 00:58:29,338 --> 00:58:31,181 I don't think I'm feeling very well.

525 00:58:31,391 --> 00:58:32,695 You did dream it.

526 00:58:33,127 --> 00:58:36,462 But how did you know what I was dreaming?

527 00:58:36,619 --> 00:58:39,706 The BFG can explain that, if you let me call him.

528 00:58:40,790 --> 00:58:45,037 BFG? - That stands for Big Friendly Giant.

529 00:58:45,211 --> 00:58:48,082 He's... -... in the garden. I know.

530 00:58:48,256 --> 00:58:50,926 Very well, Sofie. You may call him.

531 00:58:57,517 --> 00:59:00,393 BFG, you can come out now.

532 00:59:04,618 --> 00:59:10,473 Giants in the garden. I never heard anything so ridiculous in all my born, Oh...

533 00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:29,336 Here he is.

534 00:59:30,330 --> 00:59:34,134 This is the B...F...G.

535 00:59:35,854 --> 00:59:41,622 Your Majester, I is your humbug servant.

536 00:59:42,609 --> 00:59:44,649 We are very pleased to meet you.

537 00:59:44,820 --> 00:59:51,358 O Qeen, O Majester, O Golden Sovereign, O Sultana.

538 00:59:51,433 --> 00:59:54,919 I is comming here with my little friend, Sofie

539 00:59:55,394 --> 00:59:58,248 To save you from... ...Awefull Barrel.

540 00:59:58,867 --> 01:00:00,670 He means Perril.

541 01:00:00,673 --> 01:00:02,873 He does speak a bit funny sometimes.

542 01:00:03,140 --> 01:00:06,280 I think you speak english perfectly.

543 01:00:06,548 --> 01:00:12,276 O Majester. How wondercrump.

544 01:00:14,492 --> 01:00:16,712 I is all of a, a shudder.

545 01:00:19,568 --> 01:00:23,270 I has great secrets to tell you Majester.

546 01:00:23,050 --> 01:00:25,187 I should be delighted to hear them.

547 01:00:26,326 --> 01:00:27,899 Would you care to join us for breakfast?

548 01:00:28,152 --> 01:00:31,998 Oh, will it be stinky snoscumbers, Majister?

549 01:00:31,999 --> 01:00:32,860 I beg you pardon.

550 01:00:33,116 --> 01:00:34,292 No, it won't.

551 01:00:35,503 --> 01:00:39,797 It'll be something nice like... eggs and baccon.

552 01:00:39,966 --> 01:00:45,553 Mary, call Mr. Tipps about breakfast, would you? Mary? Mary?

553 01:00:45,722 --> 01:00:47,596 Oh, dear.

554 01:00:55,042 --> 01:00:59,058 It's getting better every time, this, eggs and bakeing.

555 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:03,751 Thank you, sir. Chief will be delighted to know that.

556 01:01:04,409 --> 01:01:09,997 Oh, Tipps, while Mr. BFG is finishing breakfast would you summon the head of the army...

557 01:01:10,151 --> 01:01:13,954 ... and the Air Force. Say it's an emergency.

558 01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:15,754 Very good ma'am.

559 01:01:21,222 --> 01:01:24,472 Doesn't yous have any fropskottel here? For wizzpopping?

560 01:01:24,642 --> 01:01:26,220 No. Shh.

561 01:01:26,394 --> 01:01:32,569 Oh, well, I cans be wizzpopping... without...if I wants to.

562 01:01:32,575 --> 01:01:37,065 -Well you musn't. Wha...no wizzpopping?

563 01:01:37,239 --> 01:01:42,317 None jullifying music? - Oh, do let him sing if he wants.

564 01:01:42,495 --> 01:01:46,364 He doesn't wamt to sing. - I enjoy music at breakfast.

565 01:01:46,542 --> 01:01:49,069 In Scotland they played the bagpipes outside my window.

566 01:01:50,423 --> 01:01:53,854 Wizzpopping is better than baglpipes, Majister.

567 01:01:54,046 --> 01:01:58,222 Ah, Ha, Ha, I'm sure it is. Please play something.

568 01:01:58,555 --> 01:02:00,216 No, you're not to.

569 01:02:00,391 --> 01:02:05,267 I cannot be disobeying, Her Majister, the Queen.

570 01:02:20,635 --> 01:02:22,224 I think, on the whole...

571 01:02:23,123 --> 01:02:24,924 ...I prefer the bagpipe.

572 01:02:27,613 --> 01:02:29,581 I suppose it's about these bally children.

573 01:02:29,885 --> 01:02:30,534 What children?

574 01:02:30,853 --> 01:02:32,469 The ones who have dissapeared last night.

575 01:02:33,116 --> 01:02:35,084 Oh, them, load of nonsense.

576 01:02:35,964 --> 01:02:38,051 You know what children are? They make it all up.

577 01:02:38,241 --> 01:02:41,770 Yes...They did find bones, though, and Giant footprints.

578 01:02:41,922 --> 01:02:45,001 Bones? Rubbish. Giant footprints? Poppycock.

579 01:02:45,505 --> 01:02:47,267 They make it all up I tell ya.

580 01:02:47,426 --> 01:02:50,130 Yes, of course. They're always causing bally trouble.

581 01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:56,421 Good morning, Your Majesty.

582 01:02:56,702 --> 01:02:57,637 Good morning, Your Majesty.

583 01:02:57,982 --> 01:02:59,533 Good morning, gentlemen.

584 01:03:00,025 --> 01:03:01,408 Thank you for comming so quickly.

585 01:03:02,006 --> 01:03:04,594 Tipps said it was an emergency, your Majesty.

586 01:03:05,214 --> 01:03:08,963 Yes, you have heard the dreadful news of the dissapearing children?

587 01:03:08,995 --> 01:03:12,666 Oh, yeah. Absolute load of poppy... Mm, Mm, Hm...

588 01:03:12,754 --> 01:03:13,426 ...What?

589 01:03:14,096 --> 01:03:18,712 Oh, Oh, absolutely shocking, Your Majesty. Terrible.

590 01:03:18,827 --> 01:03:21,216 For sure there's a perfectly simple explanation.

591 01:03:21,311 --> 01:03:24,736 There is. They were eaten by Giants.

592 01:03:27,098 --> 01:03:30,034 Don't think we shoud jump to that conclusion, ma'am.

593 01:03:30,791 --> 01:03:31,310 You don't?

594 01:03:31,767 --> 01:03:34,023 Oh, well, Giants, your Majesty...

595 01:03:34,583 --> 01:03:37,095 ...I mean, uh, we know the don't, uh... ...Well...

596 01:03:38,024 --> 01:03:38,907 Yes?

597 01:03:38,933 --> 01:03:43,065 Um..exsist... do they? Uh, Anymore. What?

598 01:03:43,139 --> 01:03:44,307 You see, you Majesty...

599 01:03:45,186 --> 01:03:48,009 Let's take this business of the footprints...

600 01:03:48,686 --> 01:03:52,398 ...our intellegence says they were six feet long.

601 01:03:52,908 --> 01:03:53,860 Yes.

602 01:03:54,052 --> 01:03:56,564 Well that means that if they were real footprints...

603 01:03:56,974 --> 01:03:58,678 ...whatever made them would have to be...

604 01:03:59,514 --> 01:04:01,490 ...well, let me see, how high?

605 01:04:03,697 --> 01:04:05,357 That high?

606 01:04:06,305 --> 01:04:07,819 Yes, at least that...

607 01:04:10,561 --> 01:04:11,865 Wha...? Uh..?

608 01:04:12,473 --> 01:04:14,856 D, Do, Don't worry, you Majesty. We'll protect you.

609 01:04:15,467 --> 01:04:18,868 It's alright, little girl, D, D, D, Don't be frightened.

610 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,421 Gentlemen, may I intruduce: Sofie.

611 01:04:22,853 --> 01:04:24,589 How, How, How do you do? How do you do?

612 01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:28,338 And this is our friend: Mr. BFG.

613 01:04:28,768 --> 01:04:30,818 Go, Good, Good morning, Sir. - Good morning, Sir.

614 01:04:32,067 --> 01:04:37,467 Ooo gunghumers and bogswinkels. What is that?

615 01:04:38,153 --> 01:04:40,858 It was Louis XV.

616 01:04:40,899 --> 01:04:44,027 Alright men, ats your easles.

617 01:04:44,549 --> 01:04:48,964 Now, I should like you to listen very carefully to what he has to say.

618 01:04:51,008 --> 01:04:55,207 Good heavens. What an appoling story.

619 01:04:55,859 --> 01:04:58,083 How many of these bruts are there?

620 01:04:58,154 --> 01:05:06,796 Um, Well, there's Man Hunger, Meat Dripper, Child Chewer, Butcher Boy...

621 01:05:06,964 --> 01:05:08,980 ... Um... - The Blood Bottler.

622 01:05:09,056 --> 01:05:11,343 Yes, yes, Blood Bottler, Maid Masher,

623 01:05:11,624 --> 01:05:15,576 The Flesh Lumpeater, Oh and Bones Cruncher...

624 01:05:16,615 --> 01:05:18,310 ... the Gizzard Gulper...

625 01:05:20,159 --> 01:05:22,153 That, that, that is...um...

626 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,196 Nine. - Yes, nine.

627 01:05:25,223 --> 01:05:26,713 Gosh, as many as that, eh?

628 01:05:27,107 --> 01:05:29,410 - Strategy is quite simple, your Majesty....

629 01:05:30,514 --> 01:05:31,034 Tanks.

630 01:05:31,434 --> 01:05:33,586 Tanks? Nonsense. Bombs.

631 01:05:33,786 --> 01:05:35,642 Bombs? Ridiculous.

632 01:05:36,261 --> 01:05:38,608 Tanks and heavy artillery.

633 01:05:38,646 --> 01:05:40,038 Artillery? Piffel.

634 01:05:40,562 --> 01:05:42,535 Next thing you'll be wanting bally cavalry too.

635 01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:45,887 Tanks, artillery and cavalry. That'll do it.

636 01:05:45,995 --> 01:05:48,407 Modern warfare, ma'am, demands modern technology.

637 01:05:49,175 --> 01:05:51,548 Low-level assalt bommers to get under their raidar...

638 01:05:52,088 --> 01:05:55,147 ...high explosive bombs... ...heat seaking rockets...

639 01:05:55,544 --> 01:05:57,882 ...and pow, we'll blow them to peices.

640 01:05:58,106 --> 01:06:00,351 It's an old fassioned enemy, ma'am...

641 01:06:00,937 --> 01:06:03,081 ...we need good old fassioned tactics.

642 01:06:04,328 --> 01:06:05,661 Soften them up with bombardment...

643 01:06:06,312 --> 01:06:07,180 ...roll in the tanks...

644 01:06:07,936 --> 01:06:09,828 ...and pick 'em off with machine guns.

645 01:06:10,642 --> 01:06:12,082 Taka, taka, taka, taka, taka

646 01:06:12,289 --> 01:06:13,639 We'll mow 'em down.

647 01:06:13,857 --> 01:06:15,927 Pow, Kaboom...Bombs.

648 01:06:16,096 --> 01:06:17,775 Taka, taka, taka, taka, taka.. Kaput.

649 01:06:18,790 --> 01:06:19,354 Tanks!

650 01:06:19,854 --> 01:06:20,202 Kaboom!

651 01:06:20,622 --> 01:06:20,826 Kaput!

652 01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:24,272 - Gentelmen. Yes, Your Majesty.

653 01:06:25,375 --> 01:06:28,487 There will be no bombs... and guns.

654 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:29,967 - Beg pardon, ma'am

655 01:06:30,781 --> 01:06:34,031 The Giants are not to be hurt. - Not hurt, ma'am?..

656 01:06:34,201 --> 01:06:36,459 ...but they eat children. They, They're murderers.

657 01:06:37,380 --> 01:06:39,483 That is no reason to follow their example.

658 01:06:39,623 --> 01:06:40,753 Exunctly.

659 01:06:41,267 --> 01:06:43,907 Two rights is not makeing a left.

660 01:06:44,386 --> 01:06:46,570 But that ties us big as ears.

661 01:06:47,078 --> 01:06:50,102 How can we capture them without guns? - And without bombs.

662 01:06:50,346 --> 01:06:51,126 I know a way.

663 01:06:51,290 --> 01:06:53,942 Without guns, ma'am, we'd be sending our men to their...

664 01:06:54,534 --> 01:06:55,002 What?

665 01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:56,848 - I know how you can capture them.

666 01:06:57,947 --> 01:07:00,755 Well, of course, it can be done. Can't it?

667 01:07:01,358 --> 01:07:03,886 Oh, Yes, yes, of course it can.

668 01:07:04,627 --> 01:07:05,243 How?

669 01:07:06,237 --> 01:07:09,251 Well, the Giants go out at night, you see...

670 01:07:09,410 --> 01:07:14,265 ...so in the daytime they're fast asleep. So, if you...

671 01:07:48,267 --> 01:07:50,443 Blimey, he's a big feller, in't he.

672 01:08:07,591 --> 01:08:09,647 All right, you lot, settle down.

673 01:10:36,467 --> 01:10:42,805 All right, forward men... ...nothing to be...scared of.

674 01:12:59,460 --> 01:13:01,127 Are you alright, lad?

675 01:13:03,821 --> 01:13:05,285 Okay, son. I got you.

676 01:13:16,493 --> 01:13:19,422 Army group to flight leader... request capture net immidately.

677 01:13:19,739 --> 01:13:21,535 Flight leader to army group... ...on our way.

678 01:14:00,468 --> 01:14:02,908 They've done it. - Yes.

679 01:14:03,332 --> 01:14:08,417 Some Human beings is not greensludges. They's very brave.

680 01:14:08,704 --> 01:14:13,272 Come on, come on. I's getting something for her Majester.

681 01:14:20,471 --> 01:14:21,758 Good work, lads.

682 01:14:24,690 --> 01:14:28,162 All done, Sir. Couple of lads injured, nothing serious.

683 01:14:28,272 --> 01:14:32,286 Well done, Seargent. You can get your helicopters in now.

684 01:14:32,566 --> 01:14:36,014 Oh, we won't be needin' the last one, Sir. There was only eight of 'em.

685 01:14:36,581 --> 01:14:39,997 Funny, He said their were nine.

686 01:14:40,168 --> 01:14:44,416 You know he can't talk english, He probably can't count either.

687 01:14:57,630 --> 01:14:59,341 Get down! Take Cover!

688 01:15:21,879 --> 01:15:25,759 B...F...G...

689 01:15:26,399 --> 01:15:30,614 B...F...G...

690 01:15:31,912 --> 01:15:36,648 I comeing for you.

691 01:15:44,879 --> 01:15:47,295 Quick, quick, hide.

692 01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:51,945 BFG, come back.

693 01:15:52,454 --> 01:15:55,841 - There is only me to stop him now.

694 01:15:56,963 --> 01:16:00,073 I does not want to be a coward.

695 01:16:00,375 --> 01:16:04,759 You're not a coward. I'm Sorry. Oh, please, come back.

696 01:16:09,644 --> 01:16:15,849 You, you showed them the way.

697 01:16:16,026 --> 01:16:19,775 Yes, yes, I showed them the way.

698 01:16:19,947 --> 01:16:22,861 Why? What for?

699 01:16:23,999 --> 01:16:28,774 Because, you is evil, and I sees it now.

700 01:16:29,169 --> 01:16:37,016 You, you is not giant.

701 01:16:37,864 --> 01:16:42,424 You is like human beans.

702 01:16:42,359 --> 01:16:49,055 Human beings. Yes, I'd rather be like one of them than like you..

703 01:16:52,302 --> 01:16:58,767 Then I kill you.

704 01:17:03,930 --> 01:17:04,682 Wait!

705 01:17:07,168 --> 01:17:10,371 No, leave him alone.

706 01:17:11,506 --> 01:17:12,917 Wha...?

707 01:17:32,864 --> 01:17:35,106 Come here.

708 01:18:01,803 --> 01:18:04,786 Human bean. Mmm.

709 01:18:35,956 --> 01:18:38,188 Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

710 01:20:22,367 --> 01:20:25,967 Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

711 01:20:36,849 --> 01:20:37,297 Help!

712 01:20:50,881 --> 01:20:53,960 B...F...G.

713 01:21:08,224 --> 01:21:12,644 No! get away!

714 01:21:16,574 --> 01:21:23,670 Go away Jack. No, Jack, No beanstalk.

715 01:21:33,136 --> 01:21:34,713 Sofie?

716 01:21:44,357 --> 01:21:45,935 Sofie.

717 01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:51,607 My little Sophie.

718 01:21:56,102 --> 01:22:00,214 Oh, BFG, you saved me.

719 01:22:00,428 --> 01:22:05,276 Oh, I's not saving you, you, you is saving me..

720 01:22:07,054 --> 01:22:09,466 Did you blow hime that awefull trugglehumber?

721 01:22:09,533 --> 01:22:14,716 Yes! Oh, I's glad we's catching it now.

722 01:22:23,178 --> 01:22:27,498 But what was it a dream about? - It's about Jack.

723 01:22:27,764 --> 01:22:29,276 Jack? - Yuh.

724 01:22:29,369 --> 01:22:32,643 Jack is the only thing Giant's is frightened of...

725 01:22:33,011 --> 01:22:35,843 ...He's a famous and terrible Giant Killer.

726 01:22:37,795 --> 01:22:39,947 - He doen't have a beanstalk, does he?

727 01:22:40,366 --> 01:22:44,060 Oh, Yes. Yous knows about him too?

728 01:22:44,587 --> 01:22:48,099 O, I's very scared of meeting him one day.

729 01:22:48,168 --> 01:22:50,086 - Well, you needn't be.

730 01:22:56,993 --> 01:22:59,121 Why is we laughing, Sofie?

731 01:23:04,864 --> 01:23:06,417 I'll tell you later.

732 01:23:12,971 --> 01:23:15,547 To the brave men who led the capture the Giants...

733 01:23:15,841 --> 01:23:18,369 ... and helped lock them safely lock them away forever...

734 01:23:18,808 --> 01:23:22,264 ...we award the Queens gold medal for gallentry.

735 01:23:26,349 --> 01:23:28,987 For Sofie, who has nowhere to live...

736 01:23:29,433 --> 01:23:32,345 ...now that we have closed down Ms. Clonkers Orphanage...

737 01:23:33,625 --> 01:23:36,803 ...we are making a new home here, in our Palace.

738 01:23:38,207 --> 01:23:40,348 She, and her friends from the orphanage,

739 01:23:40,700 --> 01:23:43,484 can live here, with us, for as long as they wish.

740 01:23:44,425 --> 01:23:47,721 We shall consider what do with Ms. Clonkers, later.

741 01:23:48,047 --> 01:23:52,294 Ms. Clonkers can be feeding the Giants, your Majester.

742 01:23:52,488 --> 01:23:55,200 - Oh, I don't think we want them eating any more people.

743 01:23:57,173 --> 01:24:02,587 Not people, Majester. Stinky snoscumbers. Yulk!

744 01:24:03,422 --> 01:24:07,302 That is all those Giants is haveing to eat now.

745 01:24:07,278 --> 01:24:09,654 And Mrs. Clonkers can be their keeper.

746 01:24:11,267 --> 01:24:14,371 And finally, to our friend, the BFG...

747 01:24:14,523 --> 01:24:19,708 ...we are giveing our tallest and most splended royal castle.

748 01:24:19,833 --> 01:24:23,057 ...so that he can live there for the rest of his life.

749 01:24:30,552 --> 01:24:32,928 O noble Majester...

750 01:24:33,896 --> 01:24:36,975 ... I thanks you from the bottom of my...

751 01:24:40,466 --> 01:24:42,930 ...of my... - Heart.

752 01:24:44,186 --> 01:24:45,929 My heart.

753 01:24:46,316 --> 01:24:51,909 It's a very great honor you is doing me.

754 01:24:54,272 --> 01:24:59,880 But I must be tootling off now. - You're not going?

755 01:25:00,456 --> 01:25:01,992 You're not going?

756 01:25:02,518 --> 01:25:06,094 Oh, I's has my work to do, you see, Majister.

757 01:25:06,967 --> 01:25:09,248 I's has my dreams to blow.

758 01:25:10,385 --> 01:25:12,081 I can not be stopping.

759 01:25:13,474 --> 01:25:19,104 I quite understand. One always has responsibilities.

760 01:25:19,374 --> 01:25:20,750 Exuctly.

761 01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:33,336 Goodbye, Majester.

762 01:25:35,754 --> 01:25:38,650 Goodbye, and thank you.

763 01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:47,214 Goodbye, Human beings.

764 01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:56,340 You has a nice place to live now, like you is always wanting.

765 01:25:56,653 --> 01:25:57,621 Yes.

766 01:25:59,209 --> 01:26:04,504 No more snoscumbers, eh? - He, he, No.

767 01:26:05,858 --> 01:26:13,089 No more Giants, Hm? - No, no more Giants.

768 01:26:15,134 --> 01:26:19,910 Oh, BFG, I'm going to miss you, so much.

769 01:26:22,923 --> 01:26:26,838 I is always missing you, to..

770 01:26:30,264 --> 01:26:34,257 Take care of her, Majester.

771 01:26:43,844 --> 01:26:48,051 I'm sure he'll be back to see us...sometimes.

772 01:26:50,499 --> 01:26:53,282 But, I didn't want to see him, sometimes.

773 01:26:56,014 --> 01:26:57,954 I wanted to be with him, always.

774 01:27:02,726 --> 01:27:04,027 Does you? Sofie?

775 01:27:06,205 --> 01:27:07,787 Yes, of course I do.

776 01:27:15,445 --> 01:27:17,933 Is you sure?

777 01:27:18,773 --> 01:27:19,381 Yes.

778 01:27:22,581 --> 01:27:26,485 I is not haveing any... any Palace for you.

779 01:27:27,565 --> 01:27:28,205 I know.

780 01:27:31,966 --> 01:27:34,836 Well, let's be going home then.

781 01:27:36,421 --> 01:27:38,701 We has dreams waiting for us.