Mombot

= Mombot/Transcript =

[Scene: Eggman's Lair, morning.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Behold, my Eggs-Boson Super-configurator. I've accomplished what no other scientist has ever done!
 * Cubot: Prove climate change is real?
 * Dr. Eggman: Build a machine that creates a miniature black hole, and makes broccoli taste like apple sauce.
 * Orbot: What are you going to do with it?
 * Dr. Eggman: I'm gonna start eating my broccoli, and simultaneously prove once and for all that I'm the greatest scientist who ever lived.
 * [Eggman turns the Eggs-Boson Super-configurator on. It sucks one of Orbot's eyes into the black hole, followed by the broccoli. The black hole closes.]
 * Orbot: [Sarcastically] Nicely done, sir.
 * [Orbot moves away, but hits something, hurting himself.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Depth perception is for losers. [Shows his invention] And now to present my brilliant invention to the scientific community and be honored by my peers.

[Scene Change: Mayor's mansion.]
 * [The Science Fair Awards are underway. Various boots are set up and people are mingling. Stratford shows Comedy Chip a rock.]
 * Comedy Chimp: Waited until the last minute, huh?
 * Dr. Eggman: There's no way I can lose. I mean sure, it's a nice rock, but I think I have the edge here.
 * [Sonic, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks are standing at Beth the Shrew's boot which houses a model of the solar system.]
 * Beth: Hi. I'm Beth the Shrew, and I made this all by myself, I betcha.
 * Sonic: Ah... The solar system. It's so much less cluttered since they tossed that dwarf planet.
 * Sticks: Except there's no such thing as other planets. They're just holograms projected by aliens.
 * Beth: [To Sticks] If there are no planets, then where do the aliens come from, mister?
 * [Sticks gives Beth a suspicious look. Meanwhile, Eggman is being interviewed by Soar.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [To Soar] You see, particle theory is different from string theory, so [The camera zooms in on the Reindeer Girl's potato clock] my device...
 * Soar: Whoa. A potato clock! [Walks away]
 * Orbot: What makes it a potato clock?
 * Cubot: You wind it up when you go to bed and it wakes you up potato clock!
 * [More talking is heard in the background. The camera shows Fastidious, Tails and Comedy Chimp (who are the judges) talking to each other. The camera then shows Eggman who looks at his competitors. The camera then moves over to the Child Monkey and his miniature volcano, then over to Beth and her model of the solar system, then over to the Reindeer Girl and her potato clock, and then over to Stratford and his rock. The camera then returns to Eggman who sports a confident look.]
 * Comedy Chimp: Welcome to the Village's Science Fair Awards. Did you see Lady Walrus on the red carpet? She's had that dress so long it's been in style three times. Hah!
 * [Everyone looks glumly at Comedy Chimp.]
 * Comedy Chimp: [Miserably] Nothing huh? Fine. The award for best science fair project goes to... [Camera shows Reindeer Girl, Eggman, Beth and Stratford in four separate boxes] Beth the Shrew and her solar system diorama.
 * [Beth squeals and runs over to pick up her award. Eggman grunts in anger while the rest clap and cheer.]
 * Comedy Chimp: [Excitedly] And of course, everyone gets a participation trophy. Because if at first you don't succeed, you've actually succeeded.
 * [Tails hands trophies out of Fastidious Beaver's box to the Child Monkey, Stratford and the Reindeer Girl. They ignore Eggman as he walks over to them.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Hey! Where's my trophy?
 * Tails: You were disqualified. You exceeded the height limit for a children's competition.
 * [Tails points to the height sign which the camera cuts to. The camera then the points to a miserable Eggman with Comedy Chimp talking to Beth in the background.]
 * Comedy Chimp: You also win a week of observing our village's top scientist. [Eggman smiles] Expert science judge, Tails.
 * [Tails smiles proudly while Eggman groans]

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, day.]
 * [Eggman is sitting at a table in a miserable mood with Orbot and Cubot beside him.]
 * Orbot: I know what'll cheer you up. Let's see what Meh Meal toy you got.
 * [Cubot takes the toy out of the bag and shows it to Eggman.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Angrily bangs his fists into the table] Councilman McMeh?! What nitwit thought kids would find a bean-counting bureaucrat character interesting?
 * [Mayor Fink, who is in the background, sneaks away after hearing Eggman's outburst. Meanwhile, Lady Walrus takes a picture of herself and Stratford with his trophy.]
 * Lady Walrus: [Stroking Stratford's head] My son picked that rock out all by himself.
 * Dr. Eggman: [Grunting] Look how she's gushing over him. It's just a silly rock! [Miserably] I wish I had someone to give me unconditional love like that.
 * [Orbot and Cubot stroke Eggman, but are recklessly pushed aside.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Not you. But maybe a robot is the answer.

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, day.]
 * [Inside the lair, Eggman is typing on the computer and finishing the creation of Mombot.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Uploading recipe file... Including happy taste pancakes... Basic first aid instructions... Lullabies or bedtime stories where evil triumphs... [Speaks on microphone] Add to database: Don't play ball in the house. No more screen time. And if you'll keep making that face, it'll get stuck that way. [Puts microphone down] My new robot will praise even my lamest accomplishments.
 * [Orbot and Cubot arrive in the lab.]
 * Orbot and Cubot: Hello!
 * [Eggman turns Mombot on.]
 * Mombot: My boy!
 * Dr. Eggman: [Affectionately] Mombot!

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop, day.]
 * Beth: Say, mister. You know all about science, I bet ya.
 * Tails: Well, I have been working on some pretty awesome inventions.
 * [Tails dashes off and shows Beth the hover cycle]
 * Tails: Introducing: The Hover Cycle!
 * [Tails rides on the Hover Cycle. It takes him up in the air but only very slowly. He pushes harder on the pedals. However, the Hover Cycle shuts down and Tails falls to the ground.]
 * Beth: Science is so interestin'.

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair.]
 * [Eggman puts the final piece in a Fuzzy Puppies jigsaw puzzle in its place.]
 * Mombot: What would you like to do next, sweetie? Pick out your clothes for tomorrow, or go get ice cream?
 * Dr. Eggman: [Excitedly] Ooh! Ice cream! Ice cream! Then can we go to the movies, or the mall, or have high tea at the Fuzzy Puppy store? Maybe we should just have... a montage.

[Scene Change: Fuzzy Puppy store, day.]
 * [A Montage plays. Eggman and Mombot are drinking tea at the Fuzzy Puppy store]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair.]
 * [Mombot puts a plaster on Eggman's injured leg.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair.]
 * [Mombot places a bowl upside-down on his head and starts cutting his moustache while Eggman laughs with joy.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair.]
 * [Mombot places Eggman's blueprints on the refrigerator doors, and Eggman giggles as Mombot pinches his cheek.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair.]
 * [The montage music pauses. Eggman cracks his knuckles and plays the piano on a stage in front of Mombot, who stands up and applauds him.]
 * Mombot: My boy!

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair.]
 * [The montage music resumes. A steak is placed on the table. Mombot converts her hand into a knife and quickly slices the steak. She picks up a piece with her fork and puts it up to Eggman's mouth.]
 * Mombot: Ooh. Here comes the Eggmobile!
 * [Eggman eats the piece of steak. ]
 * Dr. Eggman: I love you, Mombot.

[Scene Change: Outside Eggman's Lair, day.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Mombot made this for me. [Shows Orbot and Cubot his scarf] With wool, and with love. [Scratches his cheek] One of which I may be allergic to. [Puts hands on his hips] Now I'm off to defeat Sonic and make Mombot proud.
 * Mombot: Don't forget your lunch, pumpkin; and don't trade your raisins for candy.
 * [Mombot hands a lunchbox over to Eggman.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Miserably] Yes, Mombot. [Normally] I'll be home after I obliterate Sonic.

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop, day.]
 * [Inside the Workshop, Beth is peeking through a microscope.]
 * Tails: Through the microscope, common objects are super cool, or totally disgusting.
 * [An alarm sounds on Tails' laptop.]
 * Tails: I have to go battle Eggman. You better stay here where it's completely safe.
 * [The camera zooms out and shows a rusty chainsaw hanging on a chain above Beth. Tails looks up and drops his arms as he notices it.]
 * Tails: On second thought, come with me.

[Scene Change: Village Center, day.]
 * [Sonic kicks a Crab Bot. Eggman grunts in anger from his Eggmobile. Amy hammers a Motobug, but gasps as she sees another Motobug and another Scorpion Bot approach her. While the Scorpion Bot charges up its flamethrower, Sticks jumps up on its body. With the flamethrower activated, she redirects it to the Motobug in front of Amy, destroying it. Tails and Beth arrive at the scene and talk to Lady Walrus.]
 * Tails: Will you keep an eye on Beth? I know you're good with children.
 * [A Crab Bot fires a laser at Tails. He flies up to dodge it. Beth and Lady Walrus look at each other.]
 * Lady Walrus: Well, well, well. If isn't the queen of the Science Fair.
 * [Amy hammers the Scorpion Bot. Tails flies next to the Crab Bot and kicks it, destroying it. Eggman grunts louder as he unleashes Beetle Bots. Knuckles clings on to the legs of one of the Beetle Bots and hits two more Beetle Bots with it. Team Sonic then look at Eggman.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Low voice] That didn't turn out very well. [Confidently] But, Mombot's programmed to love me unconditionally. So long, losers!
 * [Eggman leaves in his Eggmobile, while Knuckles bashes two more Beetle Bots together, breaking them. Beth looks in awe at Knuckles.]
 * Tails: Let's go, Beth. I can show you this water displacement experiment.
 * [Beth runs over to Knuckles.]
 * Beth: You must be the strongest guy on the island, I bet ya. How'd ya get so strong, mister?
 * Knuckles: Upper body workouts. Exclusively.
 * [Beth sighs in amazement]

[Scene change: Eggman's Lair.]
 * [Mombot sit at the table. Eggman enters in a miserable mood.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Mombot. I just suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of that pesky blue rodent.
 * Mombot: Oh, my poor baby. Maybe villainy isn't for you. You're good with tinkering. Maybe you can take a course in air-conditioner repair.
 * Dr. Eggman: [Miserably] B-but I'm a supervillain. That's very similar to an air-conditioner repairman. You should be proud of me.
 * Mombot: I'd be proud if you were a doctor.
 * Dr. Eggman: [Angrily] I am a doctor!
 * Mombot: I meant a real doctor.
 * [Mombot walks off. Eggman grunts. In return, she brings a pile of plates over to the table. Eggman helps set the plates.]
 * Dr. Eggman: You see. Once I defeat Sonic...
 * Mombot: [Interrupting] Again with defeating Sonic? He seems like a nice boy. Why can't you two be friends?
 * Dr. Eggman: [Angrily] Because he's my arch-nemesis. Duh!
 * [Mombot makes a call with the phone.]
 * Mombot: Sonic? This is Eggman's Mombot.
 * Dr. Eggman: [Annoyed] Mombot, you're embarrassing me.
 * Mombot: My baby doesn't have any friends. Can you take him to the movies? I'll pay.
 * [Eggman grunts. Mombot puts the phone down.]
 * Mombot: If you keep making that face, it'll get stuck that way.

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, day.]
 * Sonic: Someone named Mombot asked me to take Eggman to the movies.
 * Tails: [Suspiciously] Sounds like a trap.
 * Sonic: I know. But how can I say no to her? [Shows Tails a blue scarf] She made me this great scarf. I'm hoping the fans like it more than [Points to his brown scarf] this one. Ugh.
 * Tails: [Annoyed] Beth was supposed to meet me here. But she's more interested in watching Knuckles smash things than learning about science.
 * Sonic: She's a smart kid. She won't want to watch someone smash things forever.
 * [Beth watches Knuckles smash a rock. Beth applauds him.]
 * Beth: I wanna watch you smash things forever.
 * [Tails walks, in holding a bar. Beth looks in annoyance at him.]
 * Tails: Hey Beth. I can use this bar to show you how metal conducts electricity.
 * Knuckles: [Snatches the bar off Tails] Or this!
 * [Knuckles bends the bar. Beth claps and squeals while Tails groans.]

[Scene Change: Movie theater, day.]
 * [Sonic, Amy, Sticks and some villagers watch a movie. Eggman walks in with some popcorn and sits in front of Admiral Beaverton, blocking his view. Beaverton shushes at him. Reluctantly, Eggman sits next to Sonic. Amy and Sticks laugh together.]
 * Sonic: [Cool voice] So Egghead, did your mommy make any more play dates for you today?
 * Dr. Eggman: [Hands the popcorn to Sonic] My saintly Mombot wants me to make peace with you, [Stands up angrily] but I'd rather make pieces of you!
 * [Eggman runs away. Sonic hears the popcorn beep. Sonic jumps away from the popcorn, which explode a split-second afterward. Amy and Sticks step in front of Eggman as he makes his escape. Eggman laughs nervously.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair.]
 * [Orbot and Cubot (who are wearing sailor suits) are with Mombot in the lair, Eggman walks in miserably.]
 * Mombot: What happened to you?
 * Dr. Eggman: Sonic beat me up.
 * Mombot: [Angrily] Well, I'm just gonna have to make peace between you and Sonic myself.

[Scene Change: Village Center, day.]
 * [Knuckles and Tails are holding a bat and coconut respectively. Beth watches them.]
 * Tails: Knuckles and I are gonna play a fun game while I teach you about science.
 * [Tails and Beth walk away until they stand in front of Knuckles from far away. Tails throws the coconut.]
 * Tails: Now, the coconut's velocity...
 * [Knuckles knocks the coconut up in the air with the bat. Tails and Beth watch the coconut fly down and hit someone.]
 * Tails: Holy cow, Knuckles. You really walloped that thing!
 * Beth: Say, mister...
 * Tails: [Interrupting] Just a second, Beth. [To Knuckles holding another coconut] See if you can hit it over the trees this time.
 * [Tails throws the coconut to Knuckles. Knuckles knocks it up the air with his bat. Tails flies up and tries to catch it, but misses. He laughs in response. Beth, feeling ignored, sighs and listens to some music with her walkman.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair.]
 * [Sonic, Amy and Sticks are sitting at a table with Eggman. Orbot and Cubot, who are wearing sailor suits, sit at a separate table and make drawings. Mombot serves a pancake to Sonic.]
 * Sonic: All right! Breakfast for dinner?! Thank you, Mombot.
 * Mombot: What a polite young man. So Amy, I don't mean to pry, but you and Sonic are friends, or...
 * [As Mombot pauses, Amy looks embarrassingly at Sonic.]
 * Sticks: Mombot's right. You know spring chicken?
 * [Amy laughs nervously at Sticks.]
 * Mombot: Who let you leave the house dressed like that? You must get chilly.
 * [Mombot puts a ball of wool on the table, converts her fingers into needles, and knits a jumper. She puts the jumper on Sticks, annoying her.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Whispering to Orbot and Cubot] I'm going to defeat Sonic in front of Mombot, so she'll see what a great villain I am. [Spits in a low voice] Air conditioning repair.
 * Cubot: Well, you know. It is good to have something to fall back on.
 * [Eggman presses a button on his wrist controller. It opens the lair door, showing several Mantis Bots.]
 * Mombot: [Angrily] I can see your attack robots. You installed eyes in the back of my head. Now, I spent all day planning this dinner and you ruined it. You're my son! You shouldn't upset me like this.
 * [The Mantis Bots retreat and the door closes.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Angrily] I created you. I'm your father. I'm your son. Your father. Your son. Your father and your son!
 * [Mombot slaps Eggman in the face]
 * Mombot: Mosquito. Now go to your room! [Points to the door]
 * [Eggman miserably walks to the door. Amy, Sticks and Sonic laugh.]
 * Mombot: I hope one day your children break your heart like you did mine.

[Scene Change: Village Center, day.]
 * [Beth is sitting on a rock listening to music while Tails and Knuckles continue their game. Knuckles hits a coconut and makes a hole in the cloud with it.]
 * Knuckles: I hit the sky fluff! I'm science!
 * [Sticks arrives at the scene and takes the headphones away from Beth.]
 * Sticks: Headphones pump subliminal messages from the government.
 * Beth: Really, mister?
 * Sticks: They have lots of ways of controlling you: Fluoride in the tap water, chemtrails, diet soda...
 * [Knuckles swings another coconut. He and Tails celebrate. However, they then watch as Beth walks with Sticks.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair]
 * [Mombot is washing the dishes. Eggman creeps up from behind.]
 * Dr. Eggman: If you can ground me, I can erase you.
 * [Orbot and Cubot arrive. Mombot turns around.]
 * Mombot: Puddin', did you get the e-mail chain letter I forwarded to you?
 * Dr. Eggman: Mombot, I've been thinking about it and... I... I'm sending you on a cruise around the world.
 * [It is revealed that Eggman is hiding a magnet behind his back. Orbot grabs it, but it pulls him and Cubot together. As they scream, Eggman laughs nervously.]
 * Mombot: What son would do that for his mother? I am so proud.
 * [As Mombot and Eggman hug each other, Orbot and Cubot are shown to still be attached to the magnet. Eggman looks at the camera.]
 * Dr. Eggman: What? Does it always have to end on a joke?!