Operation: T.R.E.A.T.Y.

Numbuh 8000: (fixes his bow tie) This calls for some diplomacy. *ahem* Get him!

(Numbuh 1's about to shoot Chad)

Numbuh 5: No! Don't do it!

Numbuh 1: Why not?! Give me one reason why I shouldn't finish this traitor once and for all!

Numbuh 5: Because... he's one of us!

Numbuh 1: He's what?

Chad: I'm still a Kids Next Door operative. I always have been!

Numbuh 1: You expect me to believe that? After all the things you've done?!

Chad: Everything I've done is been to help the Kids Next Door!

Numbuh 1: Yeah right! Trying to send the moon base into the sun really helped us!

Chad: Cree was on her way to do the same thing, so I have to stop her! And today I was trying to warn Numbuh 8000 about the teens' trap, until you had to come and blow my cover! Practically every mission you and Sector V did, I was right there, helping from the sidelines... and you didn't even know it. But they still picked you instead of me!

Numbuh 1: Who picked me? The splinter cell?

Chad: There is no splinter cell you dupe! They just use that to cover their tracks!

Numbuh 1: W-Who did?

Chad: There are others. Others that Numbuh 362 doesn't even know about. Higher up than her... higher up than us teenage operatives.

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(After Nigel had successfully defeated the training robot; Numbuh 274 claps his hands)

Nigel: Numbuh 274, sir!

Numbuh 274: At ease, cadet. You handled that O.C.T.O.-P.A.D.D.L.E.R. pretty well. But do you have what it takes to fight me?

Nigel: Fight you, sir? No way!

Numbuh 274: I don't recall giving you a choice, cadet. (attacks Numbuh 1)

(Numbuh 1 and Chad being handcuffed together; being sent to the Arctic Prison)

Numbuh 1: (while fighting) What are you and 8000 up to? Tell me!

Chad: Listen kiddo, the absolute last person I want to be handcuffed to right now is you! And the only thing keeping me from bucking your block off is I don't want to drag your unconscious butt around when I bust out of here!

Numbuh 1: Just where do you think you're going?

Chad: To stop that treaty.

Numbuh 1: Huh?

Chad: And unfortunately, wherever I go, you go! Now if you don't mind, it's time to rock! (plugs on super noisy music)

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(after crashing the ship)

Numbuh 1: (sarcastically) That was brilliant Chad! Any other ways of getting us killed aside from crashing our ship into a mountain?!

Chad: Well, at least I got us out so I can stop that treaty!

Numbuh 1: (stops Chad) And what makes you think I'll help you do that?

Chad: Because it's a trap! (pulls Numbuh 1)

Numbuh 1: Well of course it's a trap! But then... why would you want to stop it? Unless... you're been double-crossed as well! Of course! The splinter cell's goal is to read the world of all adults. So it makes sense to include you teenagers as well.

Chad: (sarcastically) Brilliant deduction. Now will you shut your yap? We're here. (stops in a grocery in the middle of the deserted place)

Numbuh 1: A mini mart?! (sarcastically) Well! I'm so glad you got us here. Now we can stuck up on microwave breetles and slashies!

Chad: Just sit down.

Numbuh 1: Oh, that's an even more brilliant idea! Hanging out at the parking lot which will get us in a huge-parking carrier real fast!

Chad: I said sit down and shut up! (pulls down Numbuh 1)

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Numbuh 74.239: (in a voice changer) Nigel Uno is finally ready.

Numbuh 8000: Agreed. It is time to take him away. (gets angry) But enough with the voice-changer things already!

Numbuh 74.239: Aaaww, but it makes me sound so cool! (in a voice-changer; mimics Darth Vader) Nigel Uno, I am your father.

Numbuh 8000: Give me that! (takes away voice-changer)