Dexter vs. Santa Claws


 * Dee Dee: Hi, Santa!
 * Dexter: Come back here, Dad!
 * Dee Dee: Dexter? DEXTER!!!!
 * Dee Dee: Those better not be my presents!


 * Dexter: Hold still, father!
 * Dad [angry]: Dexter, what are you doing?
 * Dexter: Shut it! Hold still! Ha, ha! I'm almost [stops and turns around]
 * Dad [angry]: Dexter, what have you done?
 * Dexter: [nervously] Um...
 * [As Santa gets up, Dexter sees, albeit too late, that he isn't Dad]
 * Mom [gasps]: And just look at our Christmas tree! [cries] Oh, Dexter.


 * Dee Dee [angry]: Where the heck are my presents?! [Dad, Mom and Dee Dee angry at Dexter]
 * Dad [angry]: Dexter, what do you have to say for yourself?


 * Dee Dee [angry]: You blockhead! That's not what Christmas is about!
 * Dexter: For what?
 * Santa Claus: For the presents. Ho, ho, ho!