Uglydolls


 * Peggy: Ugly doodle doo!
 * Ugly Dog: Good Morning, Uglyville!
 * Peggy: Ugly morning, Ugly Dog.
 * Ugly Dog: Whoo-hoo! I'm aerodynamically impossible! (laughs)
 * Moxy: 🎵There's a child for every doll🎵

🎵And a doll for every child🎵

🎵They somehow find each other🎵

🎵Their destiny has smiled🎵

🎵Who knows just how they're chosen🎵

🎵The story seldom say🎵

🎵It could happen any moment🎵

🎵And today could be...the...day!🎵


 * Peggy: Yo, wake up, Moxy!


 * Moxy: Morning, Peggy! I've been up for hours. Today could be the day!

🎵Hello, gorgeous🎵

🎵Let's check out how you look today🎵

🎵Short and stubby and my gosh! Look how much you weigh!🎵

🎵You're pinkish red, got this thing on your head🎵

🎵And whoa🎵

🎵Girl, you couldn't look better!🎵


 * Peggy: Hey!
 * Ugly Dog: Hey, Moxy! You're in a good mood.
 * Moxy: That's because today...I'm going to...
 * Ugly Dog: "Get chosen to go to the Big World and be with your child". You say that every day.
 * Moxy: I know. But today, I might be right.

🎵Shake the sleep off and kick into the morning drill🎵

🎵It's another awesome day here in Uglyville🎵

🎵Grab your shoes, time to spread the good news🎵

🎵Whoa🎵


 * Peggy: Let's go!
 * Moxy: 🎵Things just couldn't be better🎵

🎵Call it hope, or faith, or whatever!🎵

🎵I just know in my heart, it's the day I've been waiting forever!🎵

🎵Cause there's a scrambled sun and a tangled sky🎵

🎵And the mood couldn't be any brighter!🎵

🎵And as the slam-bang city goes rocketing by🎵

🎵Well, my head couldn't feel any lighter!🎵


 * Uglydoll Citizen: I love it!


 * Moxy: 🎵It's like a fun house ride🎵
 * Ugly Dog: Whoo!
 * Moxy: 🎵The kind you just can't miss🎵

🎵Call it crazy and yet🎵

🎵Is there anything better than this?!🎵

🎵Life just couldn't be better than this!🎵


 * Uglydoll Announcer: Ice Bat wins!
 * Ice Bat: Ice cream on me! Oh!
 * Moxy: Here you go, Mayor Ox. Hot off the press.
 * Ox: Thanks, Moxy. Today's the day.
 * Moxy: You really think so? When someone gets chosen, do they get picked up by a long strech dune buggy or something fancy?
 * Ox: I'm talking about the Tree Planting ceremony.
 * Moxy: Ohhh.
 * Lucky Bat: Mr. Tree, if you would.
 * Ox: Now, I've told you before, all this buisness and the so-called Big World and children, those are just stories.
 * Moxy: Everyone says that, but what's the harm in believing?
 * Ox: 🎵Never mind that🎵

🎵I'll tell you what the day will bring🎵

🎵First, a shindig, then a bash, then more partying🎵


 * Moxy: But, Ox...
 * Uglydoll Citizens: Go! Go! Go!
 * Ox: 🎵Top it all with a rave, then a ball🎵
 * Moxy: 🎵Whoa-oh🎵
 * Ox: 🎵Right! You know it couldn't be better!🎵
 * Wage: 🎵Morning, Moxy! Got something new you wanna try!🎵
 * Moxy: Hi, Wage!
 * Wage: 🎵It's a brownie cupcake fudge-berry ice cream pie🎵
 * Moxy: Yum!
 * Wage: 🎵Just one bite🎵

🎵Who needs kids? Am I right?🎵

🎵Babo!🎵


 * Babo: 🎵It just couldn't taste better!🎵
 * Moxy: 🎵And soon, you-know-what is comin'!🎵
 * Ox: 🎵But until it arrives, might as well keep the party...🎵
 * Moxy & Ox: 🎵Hummin'!🎵
 * Ox: Yee-haw!
 * Moxy: 🎵Yes, it's a square-peg life and a round-whole town🎵

🎵But the folks couldn't be any sweeter🎵
 * Moxy & Wage: 🎵It may be upside-backwards and right-side down🎵

🎵But it just couldn't feel more completer!🎵


 * Babo: 🎵And there's so much to do🎵
 * Wage: 🎵And it's all such bliss!🎵
 * Moxy: 🎵There's no reason fret🎵

🎵What could ever be better, than this?🎵
 * Uglydolls: 🎵No, it couldn't get better than...🎵
 * Alarm: Incoming! Incoming!
 * Peggy: Come on, Uglydolls! New arrival! Move your butts! It's going down!
 * Alarm: Incoming! Incoming!
 * Ox: New Uglydoll, comin' in hot! Willard, shake a leg!
 * Ugly Dog: You heard the mayor, Willard. Get moving!
 * Ox: In 3...
 * Ugly Dog: You got this, Willard!
 * Uglydolls: 2...
 * Ugly Dog: Does he, though?
 * Uglydolls: ...1!
 * Wedgehead: Whoa! (screams, then grunts)
 * Uglydolls: (cheering)
 * Ugly Dog: We're gonna need a bigger Willard.
 * Uglydoll Citizen: Or maybe not a tortoise.
 * Wedgehead: Is this where I get chosen to go to the Big World?
 * Moxy: (gasps)
 * Ox: Welcome to Uglyville, friend! What's you're name?
 * Citizen #1: Flattop!
 * Citizen #2: Crew Cut!
 * Citizen #3: Smushhead!
 * Wedgehead: "Wedgehead"?
 * Ox: Great! I love literal naming! Isn't that right, Gibberish Cat?
 * Gibberish Cat: (speaks gibberish)
 * Ox: Everyone, let's give our new neighbor a tour.
 * Ugly Dog: I'll show her around.

🎵Stop the press, Ugly Dog is here🎵

🎵Story of the day, you're the month of the year🎵

🎵Here's a little scoop on the way down-low🎵

🎵Gon' ch-ch-ch-check out the flow🎵


 * Cat: 🎵The cats are rappin'🎵
 * Lobster: 🎵Lobsters snappin'🎵
 * Ugly Dog: 🎵But Ugly Dog makes the party happen🎵
 * Bird: 🎵So, put in your paper🎵
 * Seahorse: 🎵Seal it with a kiss🎵
 * Ugly Dog: 🎵It couldn't get better than this🎵
 * Uglydolls: 🎵Another madhouse night in a crazy-quilt world🎵

🎵And our hearts couldn't soar any higher🎵

🎵We got our freak flags flying, completely unfurled🎵

🎵And we just couldn't be more on fire🎵

🎵And it's a nonstop blast🎵

🎵It's utter awesomeness🎵

🎵Yeah, it's crazy you bet, but it couldn't get better than...🎵

🎵It's crazy you, bet, but couldn't get better...🎵


 * Ox: Food fight!
 * Uglydolls: 🎵What could never be...🎵

🎵Never be better...🎵

🎵Than this?🎵


 * Ugly Dog: 🎵Couldn't be better than this!🎵
 * Moxy: Except maybe for the Big World?
 * Ox: (clears throat) I heard that. Now, Moxy, I've lived here longer than anyone, and it really does not get better than this.
 * Moxy: It's not about that. It's just...have you ever felt like, even if you're happy, which I definitley am. I mean, I just spent an entire day singing about it. There's still something else, there's something more you're supposed to be doing? Good night, Ox. (smooches) Lucky Bat, see you tomorrow. Maybe it'll be the day.
 * Ox: I just don't want to see her heart get broken when this possible dreambof hers doesn't come true.
 * Lucky Bat: Maybe I could talk to her.
 * Ox: Oh, please, Lucky. Give it a try. We've run out of options here. She doesn't listen to me. I've done everything I can do.
 * Lucky Bat: I'll give it a try.
 * Moxy: 🎵Guess another sun has set🎵

🎵And another moon has smiled🎵

🎵I'm still just one more doll🎵

🎵Still waiting for her child🎵

🎵I'm sure it's gonna happen🎵

🎵Just like the story says🎵

🎵There's a new day 'round the corner🎵

🎵And it just might be...the day🎵


 * Lucky Bat: Moxy! Thanks for accepting my random yet urgent invitation. How are things?
 * Moxy: Well, every day I think "today's the day", and then it isn't.
 * Lucky Bat: And that's fine, it is, but...
 * Moxy: Look, I've always believed the Big World is real. I know I'll find the perfect kid for me. But lately, I'm starting to wonder with no evidence, no proof, what if it's not true?
 * Lucky Bat: Hmmm..."Find your own truth. 6, 9, 25, 18, 36, 41."
 * Moxy: Whoa! (explosion sound) This is why you're the wisest doll in town. You're so right. I have to believe in myself.
 * Lucky Bat: Uh, sure.
 * Moxy: So, how do I do that? Specifically?
 * Lucky Bat: Uh, well, a wiser doll than me would say you should stop listening to what others tell you. But all I have to offer you some...Satisfaction Guaran-tea.
 * Moxy: Oh! You want me to read my tea leaves! Of course!
 * Lucky Bat: Um, you know, reading tea leaves is not...it's not really my thing. But I can tell you that your forehead looks nice and bright. And that's good luck. So, take that good luck and believe in yourself from the comfort of your own home.
 * Moxy: What do you see?
 * Lucky Bat: Uh...you...
 * Moxy: "You"? Oh. You mean me. It's not what you see, but what I see. Hmmm, I see leaves..."leaves"! I have to leave! All this time I've been waiting for my kid to find me, but I should find my kid!
 * Lucky Bat: What, what? That's not what I was saying at all!
 * Moxy: Thank you so much, Lucky! You're so wise. So wise!
 * Lucky Bat: Well, I'm just lucky...
 * Moxy: Come on!
 * Lucky Bat: Moxy, I think you may have misinterpreted the spirit of what I was trying to...
 * Moxy: Ugly Dog, let's go!
 * Ugly Dog: Yeah! I know that look! Wait up!
 * Lucky Bat: Yes, let's wait up!
 * Moxy: Babo! Lucky Bat has a new great idea!
 * Lucky Bat: No, no...
 * Moxy: We're gonna make our dreams come true!
 * Babo: I'm always geared up for dreams.
 * Lucky Bat: Or nightmares!
 * Moxy: Wage! Today's the day!
 * Wage: But, Moxy...
 * Moxy: Come on!
 * Wage: (groans) Here we go again.
 * Lucky Bat: Can't we just pause real quick?
 * Ox: Oh! Hello, Moxy! Looks like you're all having a goid time.
 * Moxy: Oh, loads of fun. Lucky Bat made everything crystal clear.
 * Ox: Hey, Lucky! Attabat! We're gonna make our dreams come true!
 * Moxy: Everything that comes to Uglyville arrives here. So if we're going to find the Big World, it's only logical if we start here.
 * Wage: Okay, the Big World and children do not exist!
 * Moxy: I just wanna have a look inside that flower. Who's with me?
 * Wage: Don't do it.
 * Ugly Dog: I'm in!
 * Babo: Me too!
 * Wage: Traitors.
 * Moxy: Eh? Come on. Come on over here. Hit me.
 * Wage: Just a quick look.
 * Lucky Bat: And then we'll turn back.
 * Moxy: Yes! You guys are the ugliest! Now the only question is, how do we get up here?
 * Uglydolls: (exclaiming)
 * Ugly Dog: Hey!
 * Wage: Whoa!
 * Babo: Eh, I got nothing.
 * Ugly Dog: Hmm. We need something that could grip on nice and tight. Even then, it would still need to hold all our weight. Huh? No, no. No. No! Anytime now, guys! Let's go!
 * Babo: Hmm.
 * Uglydolls: Wow.
 * Wage: Oh, good. A terrifying void.
 * Babo: That's always a good sign.
 * Ugly Dog: This is what the inside of a flower looks like?
 * Wage: Yeah. Dark and creepy. All right, that's it. Let's go.
 * Babo: Anyone else going to "Uglydolls On Ice" tonight?
 * Wage: Nah. I don't wanna miss this week's episode of "Uglyville's Got No Talent". Moxy...
 * Lucky Bat: Let's just call it a day, huh?
 * Moxy: You guys, this pipe goes somewhere.
 * Wage: Say something to her.
 * Lucky Bat: Um...sometimes, the insides of our dreams are...hollow. Uh, like this pipe, for example.
 * Wage: Ugh.
 * Moxy: Hollow, huh? I guess a girl can dream. We'll just go on back like a bunch of go-on-backers. I just gotta see what it's like!
 * Babo: I think we probably should have expected her to do that.
 * Moxy: (panting)
 * Wage: Moxy. Moxy! Slow down! You're gonna slip! It's dangerous!
 * Moxy: (panting, laughing wildly) Almost there! Come on! Come on, guys! Come on! Um...I guess not. Guys, what if this is the way to the Big World?
 * Babo: But Ox says there is no Big World and he...
 * Moxy: He didn't know there was something else out there. But we do. The pipe, it's real. And it has to lead somewhere. Maybe it's the Big World! If anyone can figure it out, it's us. Lucky, what could make you wiser than solving the ultimate unsolved mystery? Hello! Mystery ahead! And Ugly Dog, you're my best friend.
 * Wage: Well, that's just hurtful.
 * Moxy: Are you really going to let me go in alone?
 * Ugly Dog: You ain't goin' alone.
 * Wage: Classic guilt trip.
 * Moxy: And when someone needs help, who y'all gonna call? Babo! That's who!
 * Babo: I gotta say, she gets me.
 * Lucky Bat: Hmmm, I suppose a little journey could be enlightening.
 * Wage: This is ridiculous! Going into a creepy pipe that spells certain doom? Boop! Nope. Mmm. No thank you.
 * Moxy: Wage...
 * Wage: Go ahead. Give me your big sell, Moxy. Tell me that I have to go. It's my duty as a doll to be a friend. Tell me that deep down I want to know what's over there, too. Come on! Give me the pitch.
 * Moxy: If you don't come, you're gonna have to climb down that cliff all by yourself.
 * Wage: Good pitch. Let's just let the record show that I am against this.
 * Uglydolls: (whooping)
 * Babo: All right!
 * Ugly Dog: Now, that's what I'm talking about, Wage!
 * Uglydolls: (exclaiming)
 * Wage: Slow down, Blobby!
 * Babo: It's "Babo".
 * Wage: I know your name.
 * Moxy: There are so many tunnels.
 * Ugly Dog: What we really need is a light.
 * Babo: I have a flashlight!
 * Wage: So why have we been walking in the dark for the last hour, then?
 * Babo: I'm conserving the batteries until we really need it.
 * Wage: Good thinking. Let me know when you come upon a time when you really need it.
 * Babo: You got it!
 * Ugly Dog: (sniffing)
 * Moxy: You smell anything?
 * Ugly Dog: It's hard to say. It'd be easier if I had a nose.
 * Uglydolls: (screaming)
 * Wage: Creepy falling babies! Whoa! Creepy falling babies!
 * Moxy: Oh, no. Oh, no. Huh? Whoo! Yes!
 * Ugly Dog: Hey, look at me go! (laughs) Hello!
 * Wage: I'm freakin' out!
 * Lucky Bat: Breathe in deep.
 * Wage: (inhales)
 * Lucky Bat: Very calmly!
 * Wage: (screams)
 * Moxy: (laughing and whooping)
 * Lucky Bat: And exhale.
 * Wage: Bleh! Blech!
 * Moxy: Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Let's do it again! (gasps)
 * Choir: 🎵There's a child for every doll🎵

🎵And a doll for every child🎵
 * Announcer: Congratulations, Doll Type Number 12. You have designated your quality control center. The final step on your journey to becoming the complete doll you were made to be. And once you successfully complete the institute's rigorous final test, you'll pass through the portal and begin the greatest experience a doll can know.
 * Female Singer: 🎵Perfect dolls, you'll meet your child🎵

🎵And they'll hug and hold you fast🎵

🎵And you'll know a true fufillment🎵

🎵That will never be surpassed🎵

🎵And they'll see their own reflection🎵

🎵Everytime they glance your way🎵

🎵As you bask in their affection🎵

🎵That eternal pure connection🎵

🎵Thank the Institute of Perfection🎵

🎵And it all begins...🎵


 * Moxy: Today.
 * Ugly Dog: Moxy, you were right.
 * (alarm beeps)
 * Female Announcer: Please enter through the gates and make your way to the individualization scanners.
 * Male Announcer: Welcome to the Institute of Perfection. Here, you'll become the best doll you can be. We will help you grow from pretty to perfect. But only after you successfully pass the final challange we call "The Gauntlet". Can you proceed to the Big World?
 * Scanner: Your name is Meghan. You're a lawyer/model.
 * Meghan: Objection, your honor!
 * Scanner: Your name is Michael. You're an engineer/model.
 * Michael: I'm an individual. Exactly like the rest of you.
 * Scanner: You are not a model. Data does not compute. I-I...Tell my family I love them!
 * Perfect Dolls: (screaming)
 * Lucky Bat: Ah, must be a customary greeting here. (screams)
 * Blonde Doll: (screams) Ohh...
 * Ugly Dog: Hola, mi amour. T vienes aqu mucho?
 * Meghan: (sighs) Hard pass.
 * Ugly Dog: I guess she's not bilingual, that waa my best line.
 * Wage: Another swing, another miss.
 * Perfect Doll #1: These skirts look so pretty on us.
 * Wage: But are they absorbent?
 * Female Dolls: Ew!
 * Moxy: Just imagine, Uglies. All our dreams are waiting for us right through here. Nothing. And I mean nothing is gonna stop us now!
 * Kitty: Eww. What are those?
 * Lydia: Is that supposed to be some kind of dog?
 * Tuesday: Lou is so not gonna like this.
 * Kitty: Definitley not. He'll be like, "I do not like this. Ew, ew, ew".
 * Tuesday: Oh my gosh, Kitty! That's such a good Lou impression.
 * Kitty: I know, right?
 * Mandy: I know too. Right?
 * Nolan: Uh, excuse me, girls. Uh, who's Lou?
 * Kitty: "Who's Lou"? Were you born yesterday?
 * Nolan: Um, yes.
 * Tuesday, Kitty, & Lydia: Look, listen, and learn.
 * Perfect Dolls: Lou! Lou! Lou!
 * Tuesday: I love you, Lou!
 * Male Doll: Freebird!
 * Lou: 🎵I hope you know to go to the Big-You-Know-Where🎵

🎵And you're here to try to earn your ticket there🎵

🎵But, listen up or you haven't got a prayer🎵

🎵Lemme break it down🎵

🎵Ooh!🎵
 * Perfect Doll #2: We love you!
 * Perfect Doll #3: I'll kiss your feet!
 * Perfect Doll #4: I wanna be your boo!
 * Perfect Doll #5: Over here! Look over here!
 * Lou: 🎵If you want someome to love ya🎵

🎵Babe, you gotta look like me🎵


 * Doll Singers: 🎵Like me🎵
 * Lou: 🎵Gotta be flawless, pure perfection not for shelf🎵


 * Doll Singers: 🎵Not a shelf🎵

🎵Is your hair as thick as mine?🎵
 * Lou: 🎵And my first impression of ya, as far as I can see🎵
 * Doll Singers: 🎵Can see🎵
 * Lou: 🎵Is you simply can't compete with my sweet self🎵
 * Doll Singers: 🎵Your sweet self🎵
 * Doll Singers: No!
 * Lou: 🎵Are your arms as pumped as mine?🎵
 * Doll Singers: No!
 * Lou: 🎵Are the moves you got drop-dead hot at this?🎵
 * Doll Singers: No! No they ain't!
 * Lou: 🎵Is your profile half this mine?🎵
 * Doll Singers: No!
 * Lou: 🎵If not, let me hit you with the bottom line🎵

🎵Got to measure uo or you won't get eternal bliss🎵

🎵So let me be honest🎵
 * Doll Singers: 🎵Honest🎵
 * Lou: 🎵I got to be honest🎵
 * Doll Singers: 🎵Honest🎵
 * Lou: 🎵I'm gonna be honest🎵

🎵Whether you like it or not🎵

🎵You're much too short🎵
 * Doll Singers: Too short!
 * Lou: 🎵You're way too thin🎵
 * Doll Singers: Too thin!
 * Lou: 🎵Don't ever walk a runway🎵

🎵Or man a kissing booth🎵

🎵You're U-G-L-Y🎵
 * Doll Singers: Ugly!
 * Lou: 🎵And that's the ugly truth🎵
 * Doll Singers: 🎵You ugly, ah, ah, you ugly🎵

🎵You ugly, ah, ah, you ugly🎵
 * Lou: 🎵Now perhaps I've just upset ya🎵

🎵But, people, let's get real🎵


 * Doll Singers: 🎵Get real🎵
 * Lou: 🎵It's the most exclusive club that you want in🎵
 * Doll Singers': 🎵Want in🎵
 * Lou: 🎵There's a price to pay, you get ya🎵

🎵But hey you gotta look ideal🎵
 * Doll Singers: 🎵Ideal🎵
 * Lou: 🎵Or you'll end up in the ol' recycling bin🎵
 * Doll Singers: 🎵Recycling bin🎵
 * Lou: 🎵But, hey I can help ya🎵
 * Doll Singers: 🎵Oh yeah🎵
 * Lou: 🎵Well, possibly help ya🎵
 * Doll Singers: 🎵Oh yeah🎵
 * Lou: 🎵Well, hopefully help ya🎵
 * Doll Singers: 🎵Oh yeah🎵
 * Lou: 🎵But most of you, probably not🎵

🎵Your head's too small🎵
 * Doll Singers: Too small!
 * Lou: 🎵You're name's too long🎵
 * Doll Singers: Too long!
 * Lou: 🎵Your nose starts right but then ends up all wrong🎵
 * Doll Singers: So wrong!
 * Lou: 🎵Mm, that tiny freckle🎵
 * Doll Singers: Ew!
 * Lou: 🎵Ooh, that crooked tooth🎵

🎵You're U-G-L-Y🎵
 * Doll Singers: Ugly!
 * Lou: 🎵And that's the ugly truth🎵
 * Doll Singers: 🎵U-G-L-Y, sorry if that makes you cry🎵

🎵You're ugly, so ugly, so...🎵
 * Lou: Wait!
 * Tuesday: Marry me, Lou!
 * Lou: 🎵Look at you, look at you, look at you🎵

🎵I ain't seen nothing like you before🎵

🎵I mean, words fail me, I mean, I'm tounge-tied🎵

🎵I mean, I'm speechless, baby🎵

🎵What's a thing like you doing a place like this?🎵

🎵Gotta tell ya girl, you're pretty...🎵
 * Doll Singers: Pretty ugly!
 * Lou: 🎵You poor, poor, things🎵
 * Doll Singers: 🎵Come on🎵
 * Lou: 🎵Don't look so sad🎵
 * Doll Singers: 🎵Come on🎵
 * Lou: 🎵I'm sorry, you're so ugly🎵
 * Moxy: Is that...?
 * Lou: Real bad.

🎵Imagine how'd you traumatize some unsuspecting youth🎵

🎵Why, it would be U-G-L-Y🎵


 * Doll Singers: Ugly!
 * Lou: 🎵And that's the ugly truth🎵

🎵Yeah, so sorry, that's the truth🎵

🎵Whoo! Cause that's the ugly truth🎵

🎵Yeah, you're U-G-L-Y🎵

I really do feel bad for you, but kids just don't want ugly. So, I'm not sure where you belong, but It's not here.

🎵And that's the ugly...🎵

🎵Truth!🎵
 * Perfect Dolls: (cheering)
 * Male Doll: That man can entertain and emotionally devestate like no one else.
 * Perfect Doll #6: Whoo-hoo!
 * Lucky Bat: Come on, Moxy. Let's go home.
 * Babo: Do you want me to carry you home, too? Okay. Just let me know.
 * Lou: Bless their ugly little hearts. Such a shame.
 * Mandy: That's kinda sad. Of course "sad" in, like, a totally, totally shameful way. Obviously.
 * Wage: Moxy...
 * Moxy: You know what? We're not going anywhere!
 * Perfect Dolls: (gasp)
 * Wage: What are you doing? Have you lost your mind? We don't belong here!
 * Moxy: We've come this far.
 * Lou: Uh...come again?
 * Moxy: We're gonna train and go to the Big World. We're just as loveable as any of you. And we're gonna prove you wrong!
 * Perfect Dolls: (laughing)
 * Lucky Bat: Before we decide to do this, shouldn't we tell Ox?
 * Lou: Ox? Who is Ox?
 * Lucky Bat: The founder and mayor of our town, where we live.
 * Lou: So there's a whole town of Uglies?
 * Moxy: It's called "Uglyville".
 * Lydia: I guess they're into literal naming.
 * Lou: Um, none of this matters, okay? Only pretty dolls can run the Gauntlet. Rules are rules.
 * Moxy: What rules?
 * Perfection Robot: Did someone say "rules"? It says right here in section 43...
 * Lou: Oh! You know what? Stay here.
 * Moxy: Seriously?
 * Lou: Yes. What kind of amazingly benevolent leader would I be if I denied fellow dolls a chance to fufill their dreams? Mandy, show our special guests their quarters. May I suggest the Supplies Suite.
 * Babo: Sweet!
 * Lou: I have a reputation to maintain, so I let you skate by this time. Enjoy this moment, because it dosen't get better than this.
 * Babo: Ha! That's the name of our song.
 * Lou: Find out everything you can about their and report back to me tomorrow night.
 * Tuesday: Night? Like a date?
 * Lou: No. But, there is one more thing I need you to do. Uglydolls...

🎵I'll crush them all, destroy their dream🎵

🎵To save my perfect empire, nothing's too extreme🎵

🎵And I know how to do it without looking too uncouth🎵

🎵A plan that's so file, gross, hideous, nasty🎵

🎵They'll never see the ugly...truth🎵
 * Moxy: We are definitley not Doll Type Number 12. Everything is so different here.
 * Wage: I'd say.
 * Babo; So, you guys actually live in these boxes? Not that they're bad boxes, they're all neat and organized and straight and symmertical and clean and...whew! I'm okay!
 * Mandy: (grunts) Silly tree. Oh my goodness. Okay. Um, this way, please.
 * Moxy: What is that?
 * Mandy: That would be the Supply She...I mean, Suite. Your home away from home.
 * Babo: We are staying there?
 * Moxy: I love it!
 * Lucky Bat: Am I the only one seeing this? It's so industrial chic.
 * Ugly Dog: Industrial chic? It's a shed. I mean, there's boxes and a mop...
 * Babo: Dibs on the mop! And that bucket of dirty water!
 * Wage: Check out my spare tire.
 * Babo: It matches my other tire!
 * Moxy: This place is perfect for us.
 * Mandy: Hey, hey, guys. I'm really glad you like it and all. But I didn't get your names.
 * Moxy: Sorry. I'm Moxy.
 * Babo: Babo.
 * Lucky Bat: Lucky Bat.
 * Wage: Wage.
 * Ugly Dog: Folks call me Ugly Dog.
 * Wage: Because that's his name.
 * Ugly Dog: But those close to me call me "Slick Dog".
 * Wage: Which is not his name.
 * Mandy: Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Whew. So, are you really here just to train for the Big World?
 * Lucky Bat: Yup!
 * Ugly Dog: Mmm-hmm.
 * Moxy: You bet. And we're all gonna end up with our own special kid to love.
 * Mandy: You do know Lou is gonna make it super hard, right?
 * Moxy: Well, I say bring it on, Louis!
 * Mandy: He means well, of course. Though he can be a bit judgemental.
 * Wage: Ya think?
 * Mandy: Still, without his constructive criticism, none of us would ever get anywhere. So just, stay on his good side. Ow!
 * Ugly Dog: Ooh! Cool glasses! I always wanted some specs.
 * Moxy: Ooh yeah! I feel smarter already.
 * Mandy: Excuse me! No!
 * Lucky Bat: Do I look wiser?
 * Babo: Oh, yeah!
 * Mandy: No! Please, just..please!
 * Uglydolls: (gasp)
 * Moxy: We're sorry.
 * Mandy: Please don't say anything, guys. Especially not to Lou.
 * Moxy: Lots of dolls wear glasses in Uglyville, even Five-Eyed Steve.
 * Mandy: This is the Institute of Perfection. And perfect dolls have perfect eyesight. (grunts)
 * Uglydolls: Oh!
 * Wage: Man, and I thought I had issues.
 * Ugly Dog: Do you feel that electricity between us? Watch this. She's gonna turn around...she's doing the old "don't turn around" move.
 * Wage: Well, she didn't need glasses to see through you.
 * Mandy: Whoa!
 * Moxy: Hey, Mandy!
 * Mandy: (screams)
 * Moxy: Sorry. Your glasses look special. They make you who you are.
 * Mandy: Yeah, but...
 * Moxy: No butts about it! (laughs) See you tomorrow!
 * Kitty: Ugh. You're kidding me?
 * Lydia: First, that dark, greasy pipe, and now we have to go down there?
 * Tuesday: Yeah, maybe someone down there can tell us where Uglyville is.
 * Kitty: (sighs)
 * Tuesday: Lowering, lowering, lowering....creeping, creeping, creeping...sneaking, sneaking....
 * Kitty: It's not "sneaking" if you say it.
 * Blue Uglydoll: Huh? Huh? Huh?
 * Tuesday, Kitty & Lydia: (gasp)
 * Red Uglydoll: Evenin'. Lookin' ugly!
 * Lydia: Check me. Am I ugly?
 * Kitty: Come on.
 * Tuesday: Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
 * Kitty: Oh! Gross!
 * Uglydoll Citizen #3: Go, go, go!
 * Uglydoll Citizen #4: Come on, Willard! I got a lot of buttons riding on you!
 * Uglydoll Citizen #5: Come on!
 * Ox: Do it for Five-Eyed Steve!
 * Kitty: This place is definitley ugly. That's for sure. Hey, Tuesday, jot that down.
 * Tuesday: Yes! Lou's gonna be like, "You're the awesomest spies ever". And then, he'll love me.
 * Ox: And the winner is Wedgehead, by a wedge!
 * Wedgehead: Thanks, Mayor Ox!
 * Tuesday: Is that a bunny or something?
 * Lydia: Aww, I love bunnies.
 * Kitty: (sighs) No, that's Ox. And there he goes. Let's move. Get him into the bag, up the pipe, and we're on our way back to Lou. Easy-peasy. Any questions?
 * Lydia: Yes. As a matter of fact, are those my earrings?
 * Kitty: Yes. Any more questions?
 * Lydia: How could you take them without asking me?
 * Kitty: It was super easy.
 * Lydia: (sniffling)
 * Kitty: Oh, no, no, no. Don't cry, Lydia. It'll give you frown lines. Attagirl. It's no big deal, right? I mean, it's not like I borrowed your lip gloss.
 * Tuesday: Wait. Is that my lip gloss?
 * Kitty: Whoa, is that the time? Getting late. Let's do this. Syncronize.
 * Tuesday: That's my watch!
 * Kitty: It is, but it looks better on me. Come on.
 * Lydia: It does look good on her.
 * Tuesday: I know, right?
 * Ox: Hmmm...(grunts)
 * Kitty: (screams, grunts)
 * Ox: Whoa!
 * Lydia: Whoo! Got the ugly rabbit thing!
 * Tuesday: Ow!
 * Ox: A little rabbit in the sack, huh? I'm a natural ear runner. You'll never catch me...(grunts) Right in the buttons.
 * Lydia: Good thing for that random rake.
 * Kitty: Just like we planned it.
 * Tuesday: Now tell us where Uglyville is!
 * Lou: Today you begin your training. I know this seems stressful, maybe a little scary. But remember, this is your purpose as a doll. And I would never let you fail. I've dedicated my entire life to making sure you go to the Big World. That's right. I'm doing this for you, and you, and you!
 * Nolan: Me?
 * Lou: Yes, you!
 * Nolan: Wait, so this whole "You're ugly, you're trash" song, that was because you loved me?
 * Lou: Of course I love you. I love all of you. And I will take you there!
 * Perfect Dolls: Ooh! Ah!
 * Ugly Dog: I wanna hate him. I mean, i really wanna dislike this guy. But I gotta respect the man's fireworks budget.
 * Lou: I'm so awesome. But I'm here to get you pretty. Because pretty makes perfect. And I don't know about you, but that sounds pretty great to me! 🎵So let's get started!🎵 Do you want your clothes ruined by a tea party gone awry? Do you want to find yourself on the buisness end of a permenant marker?
 * Female Doll: No!
 * Lou: And you!
 * Blonde Doll: Huh?
 * Lou: Your kid spent an hour styling your hair. But then, disaster strikes. Who's gonna get the gum out?! Who?!
 * Blonde Doll: I don't know!
 * Lou: Today you're going to practice how to avoid stains, smudges and spills. Or as I like to call them "The S's of Messes". Thank you. I actually came up with that one myself...
 * Uglydolls: (laughing and whooping)
 * Moxy: Sorry. Don't kids have fun getting messy? Wait. Was this part of the test?
 * Lou: Yes it was. And you passed!
 * Moxy: For real?
 * Lou: Enjoy the Big World!
 * Uglydolls: (whooping)
 * Moxy: Thank you so much!
 * Wage: I didn't think we'd ever make it.
 * Lucky Bat: I am wise!
 * Babo: I'm gonna meet my child!
 * Moxy: Are you guys ready? What?
 * Lou: This, students, is what happens to dolls who get messy.
 * Uglydolls: Whoa!
 * Lou: They get put through the wash! Everytime you go through the washer, you come out a little less perfect. One day the washer won't save you and your child's parents will throw you away!
 * Perfect Dolls: (gasp)
 * Lou: I just don't want to see amy of you get rejected. So if you want to pass these tests, avoid mess. Stay out of the wash.
 * Moxy: You guys, he's right. We've got to focus. From this point forward, we do it Lou's way!
 * ("You Make My Dreams" playing)
 * Uglydolls: (exclaming)
 * (Horns buzzing)
 * Uglydolls: (panting)
 * Lou: My, my, I'm impressed.
 * Moxy: Thanks.
 * Lou: And yet...never mind.
 * Moxy: What?
 * Lou: Far be it from me to discourage you.
 * Moxy: Yeah, no. That's really hard to do.
 * Lou: Of course it is. But, just between us, no matter how agile or unshakable you may be, when you look up there at that perfectly pretty doll and all the joy she comes with. Do you honestly think your little band of sock puppets stands a chance here? Okay. Carry on tryin'. But like I always say, "pretty makes perfect". Good luck at the Gauntlet tomorrow.
 * Moxy: Maybe Lou is right. If pretty is what he wants, we can do pretty.
 * Babo: Moxy, what are you talking about?
 * Kitty: Kidnapping should be a crime.
 * Lydia: I'm pretty sure it is a crime.
 * Ox: Good points on both sides. Maybe we should stop the kidnapping until we settle this.
 * Tuesday: No way. He's expecting us. And I want him to see my bangs. They're side swept now.
 * Lydia: He's not gonna care about your bangs!
 * Tuesday: You guys are being haters lately.
 * Ox: Let me out! Where am I? Who's in charge here? Huh?
 * Lou: Hello, old friend.
 * Ox: L-Lou?
 * Lydia: They know each other?
 * Kitty: He just said "L-Lou?". Keep up.
 * Tuesday: Lou, have you seen my bangs?
 * Moxy: I think it's an improvement.
 * Mandy: Hi! Ready for tomorrow? (gasps) Oh my doll.
 * Moxy: We-we thought we give it a try.
 * Mandy: If I'm being honest, I think you all kind look great just the way you are. Well, before all this. Look, if you're gonna do this, can I do it for you at least?

🎵First, we'll pluck a little here🎵
 * Wage: Ow!
 * Mandy: 🎵Then, we'll tuck a little there🎵
 * Wage: Hey!
 * Ugly Dog: (laughs)
 * Mandy: 🎵Then we'll cut a little loose and apply a little mousse🎵

🎵To what seems to be your hair🎵

🎵Then, we'll do a little tweeze🎵
 * Ugly Dog: Ow!
 * Mandy: 🎵Then, we'll do a little more🎵
 * Ugly Dog: Oh.
 * Mandy: 🎵Then, we'll wax, and then we'll bleach🎵

🎵Til' you're smoother than a peach🎵

🎵Or at least a little smoother than you were before🎵

🎵To me, you look okay🎵
 * Babo: (spits)
 * Mandy: 🎵But if you truly want me to🎵

🎵We'll sculpt and mold🎵

🎵And change, and fix you anyway🎵

🎵Hey! We're getting all dolled up🎵

🎵Going with the flow looking so appealing🎵

🎵Hey! Cause when you're all dolled up🎵

🎵No one has to know just how flawed you're feeling🎵

🎵Hey! If you can hide what's shining through🎵

🎵You'll see a whole new you🎵

🎵So, we'll try a little mask🎵

🎵It'll open up your pores🎵
 * Lucky Bat: What's a pore?
 * Mandy: 🎵Then, we'll rub some lotion in🎵

🎵Then we'll soften uo your skin🎵

🎵So it doesn't look like yours🎵

🎵Then, we'll moisten up your lips🎵

🎵Buff your toenails to a T🎵

🎵And we'll powder up your nose🎵

🎵Or in your case I suppose🎵

🎵We'll just put a little powder where your nose should be🎵

🎵Hey! We're getting all dolled up🎵


 * Moxy: 🎵Blend in with the crowd like we know we've got to🎵
 * Mandy: 🎵Hey! Cause when you're all dolled up🎵

🎵That's when you're allowed to pretend you're not you🎵

🎵Hey!🎵
 * Mandy & Uglydolls: 🎵Once you conceal what's real and true🎵
 * Mandy: 🎵You'll see a whole new you🎵

Everyone, choose your weapons!

🎵Step 1: Find the trendiest of outfits🎵

🎵Step 2: Pick the one that just about fits🎵

🎵Step 3: This is absolutely key🎵

🎵Choose it not for you, but for who you wanna be🎵

🎵And then, once you know which look you're into🎵

🎵Say when, and I guess we can begin to squeeze🎵

🎵And stretch, and stuff, amd squish, until you nail the whole display🎵
 * (crickets chirping)
 * Ugly Dog: Hey!
 * Uglydolls: 🎵Hey!🎵
 * Mandy: 🎵We're getting all dolled up🎵
 * Uglydolls: 🎵Feeling fresh and free, looking oh, so juicy🎵
 * Mandy: 🎵Hey! Cause when you're all dolled up🎵

🎵People only see what you want them too see🎵

🎵Hey!🎵


 * Mandy & Uglydolls: 🎵Once you are is hidden from view🎵
 * Mandy: 🎵You'll be a whole new you🎵
 * Moxy: Check us out!
 * Mandy: 🎵You'll be a whole new you🎵
 * Wage: We are ugly-licious!
 * Mandy: 🎵You'll be a whole new...you!🎵
 * Moxy: Wow. Thank you, Mandy.
 * Ugly Dog: Come on, dolly!
 * Wage: We're gonna beat the Gauntlet!
 * Babo: My pants are tight, but I like it!
 * Mandy: 🎵Yeah, we're getting all dolled up🎵

🎵Gosh, though how I wish that I didn't need to🎵

🎵Sure, look at me, all dolled up🎵

🎵Stuck playing a part someone else agreed to🎵

🎵Ooh, if I could choose who I could be🎵

🎵I'd choose a whole new me🎵

🎵I'd choose a whole new me🎵

🎵I'd choose a whole new...me.🎵
 * (funk music playing)
 * Perfect Dolls: (gasping)
 * Lydia: O...
 * Kitty: M...
 * Tuesday: ...gosh.
 * Perfect Doll: No way!
 * Lou: What is this?
 * Babo: Look at my bangs!
 * Tuesday: (gasps)
 * Lydia: Face it, doll. They look better on him.
 * Moxy: We're Pretty Dolls now.
 * Lou: Well, you certainly are.
 * Moxy: So, you're happy for us?
 * Lou: So happy.
 * Ugly Dog: Why does he always have to say it in that one?
 * Lou: And yet, so sad.
 * Ugly Dog: There he goes again.
 * Lou: You see, I'm afraid all your hard work has been for nothing.
 * Moxy: What do you mean?
 * Lou: No amount of makeup or fancy new clothes, or dollscaping...
 * Babo: Excuse you?
 * Lou: ...can take away the fact that deep down, you are Uglydolls. There's no changing that Uglydolls can never pass the Gauntlet.
 * Moxy: We don't belive you.
 * Lou: You don't believe me? I suspected as much. Maybe you'll believe him.
 * Uglydolls: (gasp)
 * Tuesday: (gasps)
 * Kitty: Hello! We kidnapped him!
 * Tuesday: Oh, yeah.
 * Moxy: Ox? I...I don't understand.
 * Ox: Moxy...
 * Moxy: Ox, wait. You won't believe this. The Big World is real!
 * Ox: I know.
 * Moxy: What?
 * Lou: Come on, Ox. Relieve the poor creatures of their confusion. Why dom't you start at yhe beginning?
 * Moxy: What's he talking about?
 * Ox: Moxy, all I wanted to do was protect you. But, Lou's right. You're never gonna get to the Big World. Let me try to explain. It all began in the Doll Factory. I don't know how, but I ended up here in the Institute. Lou welcomed me and we became close friends. And after I begged and begged, he even let me train. I even felt like I might have a shot at the Big World. I was messing it up for the others, and they started to turn on me. I was scared. But it was only Lou who saved me by showing me a way out. I wandered into the dark, and that's when I discovered the ugly truth about who we are and where we came from. We Uglydolls are nothing but rubbish. The humans found us unloveable and threw us away. I blocked the way to Recycling so that outcast dolls would be diverted to our cove. We are rejects.
 * Uglydolls: (gasp)
 * Moxy: No.
 * Ox: We belong in Uglyville where reject dolls can live safe and free of anyone else's judgement.
 * Lou: Oh, Moxy. Look at you. This is what I've been trying to protect you from. But I'd realized you need to hear it from you need to hear it from your oldest friend. You don't belong in the Big World. You don't belong anywhere. You shouldn't even exsist.
 * Ox: Moxy, I'm so sorry I lied.
 * Moxy: So there's no Big World for us? No kid waiting? (voice breaking) I'm so sorry everyone. This is all my fault. I should never...(sobbing)
 * Ox: Moxy, wait! Wait!
 * Lou: Now, Ox, I'm an amazingly magnanimous guy, so I'll tell you what. Go back to Uglyville. Live your ugly little lives. Never come back here. And if you do, it's Recycling for everyone.
 * Lydia: I bet they'll be back. That little pink one never gives up.
 * Lou: Yes, well, neither do I.
 * Uglydoll Citizen #7: Extra, extra. People of Uglyville are revealed to be...
 * Uglydoll Citizen #8: "Rejects"?!
 * Uglydoll Citizen #9: Who'd have thunk?
 * Babo: We heard it straight from Ox's mouth.
 * Wage: Yup. It's time to wake up amd smell the ugly.
 * Uglydoll Citizen #10: Just the bag, please.
 * Spork Uglydoll: (sighs)
 * Red Uglydoll: Whee! I've arrived! I can't wait to learn about this magical place and...oh.
 * Ugly Dog: I wish I could it wasn't so.
 * Wedgehead: Things will never be the same around here.
 * Uglydoll Citizen #11: Brother, can you spare a button?
 * Ugly Dog: Hard times. Hard, hard times.
 * Moxy: Sorry, Uglyville. (sighs) Ugh!
 * Peggy: (grunts) Hey, yo. Wake up. Or don't. It doesn't matter. I wish I was sleeping. I don't why am I up all early in the morning.
 * Moxy: (sighs) I can't do this anymore.
 * Mandy: Did that make you feel better?
 * Moxy: Mandy? What are you doing here?
 * Mandy: Moxy, you have to go back and complete the Gauntlet.
 * Moxy: (sighs) There's no point.
 * Mandy: That's where you're wrong. All your life you knew the truth and you never stopped believing. And you were right. I've never would've had the courage to come here. If it weren't for you.
 * Moxy: (sighs)
 * Mandy: If you give up now because you're not perfect, what hope do the rest of us have? With 5 eyes, or wedged heads, or glasses? You need to fight, Moxy. Show them it's our differences that make us shine.

🎵There's always gonna be someone tryna tear you down🎵

🎵Mockin' you for your mistakes, oh🎵

🎵There's always gonna be someone messin' your head around🎵

🎵Watchin' you to see you break, so🎵

🎵Don't you let 'em call you out🎵

🎵Brush away the shame and doubt🎵

🎵Remember what you're all about and then🎵

🎵Show 'em who you are, show 'em that you're strong🎵

🎵Show 'em that you know where you belong🎵

🎵Open up their eyes, force 'em all to see🎵

🎵Let 'em know you are and you'll always be🎵

🎵Unbreakable, unbreakable🎵

🎵Unbreakable, unbreakable🎵

🎵Yeah🎵


 * Moxy: 🎵There's always gonna be someone sayin' you're somethin' less🎵
 * Mandy: 🎵Let 'em talk, you know your heart🎵
 * Moxy & Mandy: 🎵Oh🎵
 * Mandy: 🎵There's always gonna be someone calling you second best🎵
 * Moxy: 🎵Shut 'em down, don't fall apart🎵
 * Moxy & Mandy: 🎵No🎵
 * Mandy: 🎵Don't you let 'em in your head🎵
 * Moxy: 🎵Dosen't matter what they said🎵
 * Moxy & Mandy: 🎵Get up on your feet and stand up then🎵

🎵Show 'em who you are, show 'em that you're strong🎵

🎵Show 'em they've been seeing you all wrong🎵

🎵Open up their minds, throw away the key🎵

🎵Tell 'em that you are and you'll always be🎵

🎵Unbreakable, unbreakable🎵
 * Mandy: 🎵Yeah🎵
 * Moxy: 🎵You define yourself🎵
 * Mandy: 🎵Oh, hey yeah🎵
 * Moxy: 🎵You had no one else🎵

🎵Show 'em who you are🎵
 * Mandy: 🎵Show 'em that you're strong🎵
 * Moxy & Mandy: 🎵Show 'em that you know it all along🎵

🎵Open every door, own your destiny🎵

🎵Live as if you are what you are and you've been and you'll always be...🎵

🎵Unbreakable, unbreakable🎵

🎵Unbreakable, unbreakable🎵

🎵Unbreakable!🎵


 * Kitty: Great song, guys.
 * Moxy & Mandy: (gasp)
 * Tuesday: Oh, hello, Mandy. Lou's gonna love this.
 * Moxy: Whoa!
 * Mandy: Hey!
 * Tuesday: (grunting)
 * Lydia: We are getting so good at kidnapping, right?
 * Moxy: Let us out, you beautiful monsters!
 * Tuesday: (gasps)
 * Moxy & Mandy: (exclaim, gasp)
 * Lydia: Lou, what you doing here?
 * Lou: You didn't think I was gonna miss all the fun, did you?
 * Kitty: You did miss the whole climbing down, kidnapping, dragging, climbing back up, being tired part.
 * Lou: I see you brought Mandy too. How delightful.
 * Tuesday: But, you told us to bring Moxy back to you and...
 * Lou: I came up with a far better plan.
 * Mandy: What are you doing? You've already crushed their spirits.
 * Lou: Sure, Uglyville may be crushed, but we both know Moxy will never give up. Without you around, the rest of them will stay forever. The only reason I let you stay in Perfection was to keep up appearances. Everybody says "Oh, Lou! You're so nice! You're the best!". Do you know how long I've worked on that adulation? Those Pretty Dolls, they're mine. They hang on my every word. I'm gonna let you take thay away from me, you're as empty-headed as rhe rest of them. You're both ugly.
 * Moxy: No!
 * Mandy: You can't do this!
 * Lou: Ox disrupted the system, but I'll fix it. We'll see each other again soon. You'll be brand new.
 * Mandy: (screaming)
 * Lou: You'll be perfect!
 * Moxy: (screaming)
 * Ox: (sighs)
 * Oliver: Please sir. Can I have some more? Um, a little bit more?
 * Uglydoll Chef: (groans)
 * Oliver: Bless you, sir. Perhaps even a little...
 * Uglydoll Chef: Get lost, Oliver!