HMS Yakko

ANIMANIACS TRANSCRIPTIONS --- EPISODE #3                              06/95 ======================================== MAIN TITLE -- Music: RICHARD STONE Lyrics: TOM RUEGGER Director: RICH ARONS Animation: TOKYO MOVIE SHINSHA LTD.     "It's time for Animaniacs,       And we're zany to the max!       The whole song this transcript lacks;       Why do you think we have FAQs?       We're An-i-man-i, totally insan-ey, DOT:   Come back Shaney,       Animaniacs!" SOAP BOX DERBY ESCAPE - Animation: TOKYO MOVIE SHINSHA (Note the 'ANIMANIACS' license plate) H.M.S. YAKKO By: PAUL RUGG Director: MICHAEL GERARD Animation: TOKYO MOVIE SHINSHA LTD.         {"We Sail the Ocean Blue" from *HMS Pinafore*} {"With Cat-Like Tread" from *the Pirates of Penzance*} Y,W,D:   "We surf the sea!           The Warners we three be!           To catch a gaze           Of a beach to get some rays!           We'll never sink!           Our board's not what you think!           It's got a tail           In fact it is a whale!" DOT:     So long pal! WAKKO:   Stay out of trouble! YAKKO:   Thanks for the ride! DOT:     See you after the show! YAKKO:   We'll go out for sushi! Y & W:   "Yes!  Brothers Warner we! DOT:       And the Warner Sister! YAKKO:     You'd like her if you kissed her! Y,W,D:     We've surfed the seven seas           Now it's time to catch some z's!           Hey!" YAKKO:   Come siblings. [Signs:  "PIRATE PROPERTY, STAY OUT" "BE YE WARNED!" "DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES!" "TO ADVERTISE CALL 555-R-MATEY") YAKKO:   How about right here?  It's *so* cheery.  Wakko?          {With Cat-Like Tread} Y,W,D:          {Beautiful Dreamer}          {"Away, Away!  My heart's on fire" from *the Pirates of Penzance*}          {"I Am the Captain of the Pinafore" from *HMS Pinafore*} MEL:      "I am the evil pirate captain Mel CREW:      And a really evil pirate too. MEL:        You're very very kind,            I'm an evil mastermind           And I'll do cruel things to you. CREW:       We are very very kind,            He's an evil mastermind,           And he'll do cruel things to you! MEL:       I'll kick you in the knee,           Poke your eye so you can't see,            And hit you with my sword.           Though I be a pirate swine,           I have to draw the line,            So I will not push you overboard. CREW:          What, never? MEL:            No, never. CREW:           What, neverrrr? MEL:             Hardly ever!"          Har ha-ha, hah hah, ha-ha.          *Gasp!*  They be tresspassin' on me pirate property!          I'll show them, I will!          Whoah!          {Away, Away} YAKKO:    Hey!  Ooh -- It's our new best friend. MEL:      Who be ye? YAKKO:    Ye be we.  We're the Warner brothers.  {With Cat-Like Tread} DOT:      And the Warner sister. MEL:      Ye be trespassers on me private pirate property. WAKKO:    Bet you can't say that three times fast. MEL:      Pirate prenotwey.  Poepley.  Pie.  Per. WAKKO:    You lose! MEL:      Rrrrr.  {I Am the Captain of the Pinafore}          The penalty for trespassin' is death. WAKKO:    Faboo! YAKKO:    {With Cat-Like Tread}  You can't kill us, you hardly know us!          So, @@@@@@h, how's about a kiss?  Song break!          {"Never Mind the Why and Wherefore" from *HMS Pinafore*} Y,W,D:    "Gosh we're scared, oh gosh, we're frightened, 'Cause our itty bitty new friend Has his teeny weeny brain all set on blowing us to bits. Oh how horrible, deplorable, this really is the pits! Y,W,D, M: We should run and we should flee, Then where would our story be? This could spell the bitter end. MEL:      For animated kids like them. YAKKO:    For the oldest Warner brother, DOT:      And his pretty Warner sister, WAKKO:    And the other Warner brother, MEL:      Their small lives I will smother. They should run and they should flee, Then where would this story be? This...--" YAKKO:   Bon voyahgee! Y,W,D:    B'bye!          {Aloha-oe} MEL:      Come back here you piles of sluggish sea slime!          {Away, Away}          [Mel rolls out harpoon cannon whilst chuckling sinisterly]  Arrrgh!          [Sign reads: "WISH YOU WERE HERE"]  {With Cat-Like Tread} MEL:      Agh.          *Gasp* Y,W,D:    Arrg!  Arrrrg!  Arr arrrrg! etc.  {Away, Away} WAKKO:    Arr Yarr eearrr arr ee arrg. YAKKO:    [Whispering]  Too big. WAKKO:    Arrg. YAKKO:    Better. MEL:      I'll teach you three scalliwags to mess with the likes of me.          Choose your weapon. YAKKO:    Okay.  How's this? MEL:      Aaaaagh!  How did ye do that?          {Sailor's Hornpipe} YAKKO:    Uh, you mean with the big comedy cannon?  You really wanna know? MEL:      Arrg. YAKKO:    I'll take that as a yes.          {Here we go 'round the mulberry bush} SONG: I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A CARTOON INDIVIDUAL (See AMLF -- Parody of "I am the very model of a modern major general" from *HMS Pinafore*) [The carvings on the ship read: "Mel is a meany"]