The Robbery


 * &quot;What you must understand, Elaine, packing is no different than leading men into battle. You've got to know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier in that platoon. From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks. &quot; - Jerry
 * &quot;Uh, yeah, the hot water takes a little while to come on. So the best thing to do is to turn it on, do all your shopping, come back and take a shower ... There's more, the refrigerator. Deduct a minimum of two days of all expiration dates. No meat, no leftovers, no butter, and I cannot overstate this: no soft cheeses of any kind. Is that clear?&quot; - Jerry
 * &quot;Let's not forget the radiator, the steam has been on here for ten years. No human can turn this off.&quot; - George
 * &quot;[I don't have insurance] Because I spent my money on the Clapco D29. It's the most powerful lock they make. It has only one design flaw. The door must be closed!&quot; - Jerry
 * &quot;[They stole my] answering machine... Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.&quot; - Jerry
 * &quot;They deliver wood? What do you tip a wood guy?&quot; - Jerry
 * &quot;I don't know. What can you eat? You can't have anything anymore. Look at this, look at this, eggs out, coffee out, french fries out, BLT out. I go to visit my grandparents, they're eating big brisket sandwiches, I'm sittin' here with a carrot!&quot; - George
 * &quot;How late are the stores open? I'm thinking of maybe, uh, buying a new TV and smashing it over my head.&quot; - Jerry