Phantasmo


 * [Lilo, Stitch and the family are enjoying dinner at Macki Macaw's; the animatronic Macki, however, flames up and falls off the perch]
 * Jumba: Primitive Earth entertainment technology. Very entertaining.
 * Pleakley: Especially when he entertains by catching on fire. Fascinating.
 * [Stitch gets his glass ready as Pleakley pours soda to the group]
 * Lilo: Wait your turn, Stitch. Macki may be combustibally challenged, but I love this place. It's homey. Why don't we come here more often?
 * [Stitch, patience run out, leaps onto the table, chugs the whole pitcher of soda down, and belches loudly]
 * Nani: That's why.


 * Nani: Lilo, have you finished giving him a bath?
 * [Stitch dashes out of the bathroom wearing an inner tube; Lilo begins chasing Stitch around the house; Stitch tries to squeeze through the doggy door, but can't due to his inner tube]
 * Lilo: You know how he is about water. I almost had him lulled into a false sense of security, but then you said the b-word. Never say the b-word!
 * Nani: You mean.... "BATH?"
 * [Stitch finally escapes leaving Lilo stuck in the inner tube]
 * Lilo: Why do you torment me?


 * [Stitch sees Phantasmo (possessing Scrump) messing with Lilo's movies; he breaks free from the chains and begins attacking Scrump]
 * Lilo: What's all the racket in there? That sounded like... Stitch?!
 * [as Lilo enters the room, Scrump goes into doll mode and Stitch spits it out]
 * Stitch: Stitch not bad! Was scary dolly!
 * Lilo: Scrump is very smart, Stitch. But she doesn't go around breaking plates and unscrewing videotapes.


 * [during Stitch's "trial"]
 * Pleakley: Wasn't it Defendant 626 who chewed off the arm of Mr. Fluffybear here?
 * Lilo: Objection! I sewed it back on.
 * Pleakley: And how about little Suzy Teaparty? Anybody seen yer head? I haven't, because it's gone!
 * Lilo: Objection! Stitch didn't mean to eat. It was a freak accident! He was accidentally hungry.


 * [Lilo, Jumba, and Pleakley are tied by Phantasmo after learning his secret]
 * Pleakley: What does it want?!
 * Jumba: 375 has advanced programming. Now that we have learned his secret, he will probably get rid of us.
 * [Phantasmo possesses Scrump and picks up Jumba's gun]
 * Jumba: Don't worry. The weapon is only loaded with net.
 * [Phantasmo replaces the net cartridge with another]
 * Jumba: Ah! He has replaced net with my new laser cartridge! I am so proud of his smartness!
 * Lilo: I'm not.
 * Pleakley: And I'm just gonna faint. I'm too terrified to faint. How about if I just scream? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!


 * [after Phantasmo finds his one true place as possessing Macki Macaw to entertain]
 * Nani: I owe you both an apology. I was wrong about you. Innocent until proven guilty. I'm old enough to know that. I'm sorry.
 * Lilo: [whispers something into Stitch's ear] Okay, we'll forgive your behavior on one condition.
 * Stitch: Nani buys games and pizza!
 * Nani: [chuckles] I guess that's fair.