Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins

Intro Transcript

 * Green Army Men: VHS, this is Beta! We've got the packing! We're coming home!
 * Rex: Hey, everybody! It's here! It's here!
 * Woody: It's here? Well, it's about time.
 * Green Army Men: Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
 * Aliens: Ooh!
 * Rex: It's a new action-packed Buzz Lightyear movie!
 * Green Army Men: 2, 3, 4! Alright! Move it out!
 * Rex: Somebody put in the tape! Put it in! My tiny arms can't reach!
 * Woody: Okay, okay, hold your horses, Rex.
 * Rex: Put it in!
 * Woody: Gosh, it's stuck.
 * Rex: Aah!
 * Woody: Just kidding.
 * Rex: Ow!
 * Buzz: Let me take a look at that. [whistling] A Buzz Lightyear movie.
 * Woody: What do you know. You don't look so fat when they dry it that way.
 * Buzz: Let's watch it.
 * Rex: Yea! Play it! Quick! Quick!
 * Woody: Buzz, we're not gonna watch the whole thing. We just wanna see the commercials at the beginning.
 * Rex: What?
 * Buzz: He's kidding, Rex.
 * Wheezy: Excuse me, Mr. Lightyear. You oughta sign that tape there. It might be worth something someday.
 * Rex: He can sign it later! Put it in! Put it in!
 * Woody: Darn thing's jammed.
 * Rex: Jammed? Oh, I can't stand this suspense. I can't-- I just I-- Oh!
 * Hamm: Oh, boy.
 * Woody: Gee, maybe they went too far.
 * Rex: Ha, ha! Just kidding!
 * Hamm: Good one, Rex. Very good.