Up All Night

Norbert: goodnight, Daggett!

Dag: goodnight, Norby! see you in the morning.

Norbert: Dag, would you stop moving around so much?

Dag: I can't help it, Norbert. Okay, sorry. Sheesh!

Dag: Mom never made us go to bed when the sun went down.

Norbert: That's right. we don't live with mom anymore, do we? we can stay up til 8 or 9 or even 10:00 if we want to. maybe we can stay up all night! great idea, Dag! let's go! Whoo!

Dag: Uh...My Idea?

Norbert: this is gonna be the best night ever!

Dag: Norby's afraid to jump high!

Norbert: but don't do that, Dag.

Dag: Norby's a chicken!

Dag: come on chicken boy! see how high I can jump.

Dag: I'm going back to bed.

Norbert: Back to bed?! you don't want to go back to bed. If you're gonna go to bed, you're gonna miss out on doing your favorite thing. that thing mom won't let us do.

Norbert: Prank phone call time!

Dag: Prank phone calls! Let's do it!

Phone caller: Hello?

Dag: That was great, Norbert! my turn.

Norbert: Do you have chicken necks? wear a turtle neck sweater and no one could see us!

Phone caller: Yes we do.

Dag's mother: Hello!

Dag: Hey, Chicken Neck! you should wear a sweater!

Dag's mother: Daggett, is that you? what are you doing up past your bed time?!

Dag: this is the best night ever, Norbert.

B Movie Narrator: and now we return to a horror movie marathon called The Crawling Spleen.

Doc: Duck, Sarah! Duck!

Sarah: Doc, the crawling spleen is going to..

Daggett: Cut it out, Norb. this is the good part. I want to hear it.

Doc: Sarah, cover your ears so it can't eat your brain.

Norbert: Ha! the crawling spleen is in your ear.

Norbert: So, Dag! are ya whippin' out?

Dag: you wish.

Norbert: My serve!

Dag: Eat ball, rat face!

Dag and Norb: Pillow fight!

Dag: Oh, Norb. I'm so scared.

Dag and Norb: The Crawling Spleen!

Dag: Let's get some spleen!!!!

Dag: Our work here is done!

* Dag and Norb in a laughing spot*

Dag: Let's get some spleen! *giggles*

Dag: I'm going to puke! oh my sides hurt, Norby!

Dag: and it's only 10:34!!! *laughs*

Norbert: we've come to far. got to stay up...

Dag: all night. It's not plugged in!

Norbert: Dag! how long have we been awake?!!!

End