How Iron Man Should Have Ended

(Iron Man activates his boot jets before he hits the ground)

Iron Monger: Impressive. You upgraded your armour. I made a few adjustments of my own. (starts to slowly take off)

Iron Man: Wow. Are you kidding me with that take off speed?

Iron Monger: Um, it takes a while. I'll catch you.

Iron Man: (flies a bit further up) Are you sure about that? I mean, have you even flown in that thing before?

Iron Monger: Not exactly but, I assure you, it's more advanced in every way.

Iron Man: Oh. Well, if you say it's more advanced, then by all means I'll surrender right-. Tank missile. (fires the tank missile and it attaches to Iron Monger's armour)

Iron Monger: Careful, man. This is a brand new suit-.

(The missile explodes, killing Iron Monger. Cut to later in The Super Cafe)

Superman: So you just killed him?

Iron Man: Yeah, I mean, it was either that or have Pepper to do it for me. So I just decided to take all the credit.

Batman: That's sort of valiant and thoughtful.

Superman: Still you just killed him off. That's pretty dark. I mean, you knew the guy almost your whole life.

Iron Man: He tried to kill me twice and, haven't you learned yet, that if you put your supervillain in prison, they just vow revenge and break out again.

Batman: (nervously) Yeah, that-. That never happens.

Superman: So after you killed him, what happened?

Iron Man: Well, after that, I had a press conference and told the whole world I'm Iron Man.

Superman & Batman: WHAT?!

Superman: DUDE!

Batman: You can't give away your secret identity!

Iron Man: Why not? Cause I did and I'm awesome. So in your face.

Superman: You just can't. I mean, you're not supposed to.

Iron Man: Meh, I like the attention. You mean to tell me you've never revealed your secret identity before?

Batman: (nervously) Um..... No.

Superman: HA! Try every girl you ever dated!

Batman: What?!

Superman: (mimicing Batman) Oh, I'm Bruce Wayne and I like you. Let me tell you my big secret.

Batman: Oh, you're one to talk, Mr. Mind Eraser.

Superman: Don't even-! I will freeze breath your face off!

Batman: No you won't.

(silence)

Superman: You're right. I won't. I love this guy. Up top! (high-fives Batman) But you know I could've high-fived you into the ground just now, right?

Iron Man: Guys, it's not a contest. Because I think we all know who would win if it were me.

Batman: Oh please!

Superman: Whatever!

Batman: I'm Batman.

Superman: Let's arm wrestle right now.

The end

(Suddenly, Spider-Man appears outside)

Spider-Man: Hey, how come you guys never asked me to hang out?

Superman & Batman: O_O