The Faith

Black and White

 * And in other news, scientists have discovered a completely new color; a mixture of blue and red called "blred." And here it is on T.V. for the first time.
 * Gah, typical! Stuff always breaks just when the warranty runs out!
 * When'd it run out?
 * About twenty years ago.
 * Hmm.
 * Uhh, I think there's something wrong with our mirror, too.
 * I don't think that's the mirror.
 * Yeah, you look like a pair of English buttocks.
 * Yeah? Well, at least I'm not eating kitty litter.
 * and : Huh?
 * Eww! Mom!?
 * I got confused, okay? Everything was in black and white at the supermarket. I chose that one because I like the picture.
 * It literally says "non-clumping" on the box.
 * Uhh, I assumed that meant it was full of fiber.
 * Huh?
 * Okay? Something weird is going on here.
 * What the what?
 * Alright! Alright! Everybody calm down. I'll take care of this. Okay, dark grey car, move forward. Not you! Light grey.  Reverse! Reverse!  Ahh! Medium grey, move forward.  Uggh! Somebody do something!
 * What is going on around here?
 * It's like the color's been sucked out of the world.
 * "Excited for our blind date and first kiss. I'll be the one wearing gray."
 * The spell is broken!
 * I don't have to spend my life supporting this team anymore. Now I can finally dedicate my time to my real passion: close-up magic.
 * And I can get back to the greatest passion of them all: embroidery!
 * Magic.
 * Embroidery.
 * Magic!
 * Embroidery!
 * "Excited for our blind date and first kiss. I'll be the one wearing gray."
 * The spell is broken!
 * I don't have to spend my life supporting this team anymore. Now I can finally dedicate my time to my real passion: close-up magic.
 * And I can get back to the greatest passion of them all: embroidery!
 * Magic.
 * Embroidery.
 * Magic!
 * Embroidery!
 * Embroidery.
 * Magic!
 * Embroidery!

Graffiti

 * Hmm...what's all this now?
 * There's something we're not seeing. Oh, dagnabbit.
 * Aw, come on man. No, no, no. Watch out dude.
 * It's alright, I got this. Aww! Right in the... neck.
 * Huh? What's this?
 * What is going on here? This place looks like a gas station restaurant mugged in UV light.
 * I know what happened. The kid that used to clean up the trash hasn't come for a while.
 * Uh, you got a... you got a little bit of paint on you.
 * Did I get it?
 * Uh- yeah, sure.
 * One last thing. Could you point the way out?
 * Uh sure, it's that way.
 * I really don't know why I thought that would help.
 * One last thing. Could you point the way out?
 * Uh sure, it's that way.
 * I really don't know why I thought that would help.
 * I really don't know why I thought that would help.

A Hole in the Ozone Layer

 * I think there might be trouble ahead.
 * Yeah, I can smell it. Uh actually, it smells like popcorn.
 * You can't stay here!
 * What? Why?
 * The sun! THE SUN!
 * What's wrong with the sun?
 * That nice boy who did the recycling has given u-
 * Wait, has what?
 * ...has given up.
 * So, what? What the what, dude!? You look like a trucker's elbow!
 * You look like a medieval cornsack!
 * Wait. They stopped recycling, didn't they?
 * IT BURNED A HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER! Ah! I got it.
 * Of course, the sewers! Good idea. You meant to be used a cover as a shade, didn't you? ..Yeah, that's what you meant.
 * Wait. They stopped recycling, didn't they?
 * IT BURNED A HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER! Ah! I got it.
 * Of course, the sewers! Good idea. You meant to be used a cover as a shade, didn't you? ..Yeah, that's what you meant.
 * Of course, the sewers! Good idea. You meant to be used a cover as a shade, didn't you? ..Yeah, that's what you meant.

Society Begins to Collapse

 * Hmm? What's going on here?
 * Stop! I'm sorry, kid but you can't go this way.
 * Why?
 * The kid who used to feed the ducks has stopped.
 * Pfft. So?
 * So...
 * Ah, I guess we'll go via the old folks' home then.
 * I wouldn't.
 * Why?
 * The kid who used to run the bingo has stopped doing it.
 * Mayday! Mayday! We need backup! They're coming through the gosh darn wall!
 * Whoa. Turns out the rules of bingo are the only rules in an old folks' home, huh?
 * Whoa! All right, you know what? It's every man for himself now. By the way, avoid the zoo! The kid who used to volunteer there has given up, too!
 * I think I'll take my chances with the ducks.
 * Whoa! All right, you know what? It's every man for himself now. By the way, avoid the zoo! The kid who used to volunteer there has given up, too!
 * I think I'll take my chances with the ducks.
 * I think I'll take my chances with the ducks.

Scout Ambush

 * Dude, the atmosphere's getting kinda creepy.
 * Yeah, It's like we're being hunted.
 * Not hunted, scouted.
 * Clever boy.
 * Scout.
 * You're scouts! Aren't you supposed to be nice, build birdhouses and play the bugle and junk?
 * Our scoutmaster left us, so, we're an army without a leader. This is our territory now. You're either with us or against us.
 * Ah! We're with you, we're with you!
 * Hah, what's our motto then? I'll give you a clue: it starts with B.
 * B... lieve in men who wear short-shorts in the woods?
 * Badges! Scouts love badges, right? You want badges?
 * When the leader left, we found his stash of badges. We have all the badges now.
 * Wait, aren't you supposed to earn them by actually learning the skills?
 * Pff, like technically, yeah.
 * So, did you technically learn how to tie knots?
 * Badges! Scouts love badges, right? You want badges?
 * When the leader left, we found his stash of badges. We have all the badges now.
 * Wait, aren't you supposed to earn them by actually learning the skills?
 * Pff, like technically, yeah.
 * So, did you technically learn how to tie knots?

Alan and the Society

 * Meh. Shame they didn't earn their self-defense badges either.
 * Hmm, looks like we found the source of it all. Come on, let investi- WHAT'S THE POINT, DARWIN?! WE'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON!
 * What am I talking about? There's no reason we wouldn't.
 * Okay?
 * NO! LIFE JUST POINTLESSLY STIRS UP THE DUST THAT YOU'LL EVENTUALLY TURN INTO!
 * Ah, that makes sense. Alan.
 * Someone like him gives up, then the whole world loses its glow.
 * Hey Alan, what's wrong?
 * ​: I've lost it.
 * That's alright, man. Whatever it is, no one ever thought you had it anyway. Alright, fine. What have you lost, Alan?
 * ​: My faith in the world.
 * So that's why you stopped all your voluntary work. But why? You were doing great.
 * ​​​​​​​​: No matter how much I try, the world will never be perfect.
 * Well, you gotta get back on the horse.
 * ​​​​​​​​: Oh, why bother?
 * 'Cuz we need people like you to do all that work so that people like me don't have to.
 * ​​​​​​​​: There's no point, Gumball. People don't change. Goodness knows I try to stay positive and turn the other cheek. But what happens when you ran out of cheeks to turn.
 * Well, I could think couple more cheeks-
 * But Alan. You changed the lives of so many people.
 * ​​​​​​​​: Yeah, but what about him? In spite of all the effort I've made to be friends, he still can't look me in the eye.
 * Ha, That's not- that's not true.
 * Yes, Alan. We are frie- We are fri-
 * ​​​​​​​​: See? He's physically incapable of saying anything remotely positive about me.
 * Prove him wrong, give him a hug.
 * There you go, good job. Give him a good squeeze, that's right. Can you feel the love?
 * No, no, no, no, it's too much love.
 * ​​​​​​​​: See!?
 * I'm sorry, man. But that's just not how life works okay?
 * ​​​​​​​​: Oh really? Then how does it work?
 * Well, Alan. Life doesn't work in black and white. Let me give you a little insight.
 * Prove him wrong, give him a hug.
 * There you go, good job. Give him a good squeeze, that's right. Can you feel the love?
 * No, no, no, no, it's too much love.
 * ​​​​​​​​: See!?
 * I'm sorry, man. But that's just not how life works okay?
 * ​​​​​​​​: Oh really? Then how does it work?
 * Well, Alan. Life doesn't work in black and white. Let me give you a little insight.
 * ​​​​​​​​: Oh really? Then how does it work?
 * Well, Alan. Life doesn't work in black and white. Let me give you a little insight.

Life Ain't Perfect

 * It's one big shade of gray


 * And the dark kind, I'm afraid to say.


 * Because there's war, and fighting, and the bad guy often wins


 * So you have to find some comfort in the smallest little things


 * There's shouting and there's stealing, there are mortgages to pay


 * But that's a grown-up thing and you are still a kid today


 * The prospects for society are turning for the worst


 * The [Coughs]​​ environment is suffering and might not be reversed


 * But at least the nasty kid who makes every day so rough


 * In the end gets hit by karma which will kinda make you laugh


 * And sure the future's looking pretty grim


 * The light on the horizon is pretty dim


 * But you're a kid and all of life is still ahead of you


 * Unlike the ninety-something guy who caught the avian flu


 * and : Life ain't perfect, it's... muh


 * Some bits are okay, but most of it's [Retches]​​


 * Life ain't perfect it's... meh


 * You gotta find the good that's in this great big load of [Raspberries]​​


 * And yes, the more you work on it, the worse it seems to get


 * Looking at the news can make you break out in a sweat


 * and : That's the way life is, so you gotta deal with it


 * There's not much else to say right now to lift your spirit


 * ​​: Tell me how's all that supposed to make me feel better?


 * My life's unraveling just like threads pulled from a sweater


 * There's no sunshine in my future, it is gray, desaturated


 * Tell me why I shouldn't feel so deflated


 * Because... Because...


 * If you stop halfway up the mountain, you will never see the view


 * When you look how far you've climbed, you'll find the courage to pull through


 * You'll wonder how on Earth you can put up with all of this


 * Then you'll come across a memory of perfect bliss


 * and : So keep following the light


 * No matter how much your heart aches


 * Cuz this sad old world will need your hope to fix it when it breaks


 * And in times when you can't take it, and you want your day to end


 * Take my hand


 * And you will find


 * and : Life is beautiful, my friend.

Return of Color

 * ​​​​: Thank you, Gumball. I guess this makes us friends now.
 * What? Pfft, no.
 * Dah, alright, maybe a little.
 * Dah, alright, maybe a little.
 * Dah, alright, maybe a little.