You Gotta Not Fight for Your Right to Party


 * Robby: There ya go Lilly. Why don't ya read it to me to see how it sounds.
 * Lilly: "Dear Lilly and Oliver-" Oh boy.
 * Robby: Keep going. It gets better.
 * Lilly: "How dumb do y'all think I am? Love, Robby Ray." ...I like the "love" part.




 * Robby: Let me tell you a bit about my days in the band.
 * [Miley and Jackson groan.]
 * Jackson: ...you told her to shorten her last name...
 * Miley: ...and the rest...
 * Jackson: ...is history.
 * Robby: That is a true story. But are we talking about that right now? NO! We're talking about the fact that you two can't learn to get along!
 * Jackson: She spit on my neck!!
 * Miley: I almost wiped my face with his underwear! (crying voice) Daddy I'm gonna live with that for the rest of my life!!




 * Jackson: Oh no! here comes Dr. Phil-Billy!


 * Jackson: Hi! I'm Miley, now I'm Hannah, now I'm Miley. I'm a real girl, I'm a pop star! Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, except for me because I'm PERFECT! [to Miley] your turn
 * Miley: My pleasure: Girls, cars, nose hair [makes armpit farting noises] Good day, I said good day, Daddy! Whoo. Now I don't know about you, but I feel much much better.