Drowsy


 * [Jumba has Pleakley do his paperwork while he goes surfing with David]
 * Jumba: This is lucky day for you, my one-eyed friend.
 * Pleakley: Ooh! Is today the once-a-year sale in Tessy's Dressies?
 * Jumba: No. I have decided to promote you to assistant evil genius!
 * Pleakley: I wasn't aware I was even in the chain of command! What exactly does the position entail?
 * Jumba: Little girl recovered new experiment pods. They need to be identified, registered, labeled, and categorized.
 * Pleakley: Eh... how much did you say this evil genius stuff pays?
 * Jumba: For you, zero, but looks very good on resume.


 * [Gantu and 625 are fast asleep]
 * Computer: Warning. Experiment 360 activated. Primary function: sleep inducer.
 * Gantu: [covers the computer with a pillow] Just five more minutes, mother.
 * Hämsterviel: WAKE UP, YOU SQUID-LIP EXCUSE FOR A MOLLUSK!! A pod has been activated!
 * Gantu: But sir, it's the middle of the nocturnal Earth cycle.
 * Hämsterviel: Shh! Do you hear that? It's the sound of... I DON'T CARE!!! I got big plans for tomorrow, so there is no time for beauty sleep!
 * 625: [yawns] Too bad, he really needs it.
 * Gantu: What big plans, sir?
 * Hämsterviel: I have been monitoring Earth's television transmissions for over a month. And I believe I've identified the most powerful, influential human on the planet! He is always on the TV, obviously using mind control to mesmerize the Earthlings! And in two days time, you are going to capture him for me! [laughs maniacally]
 * Gantu: Really? Who? How?
 * Hämsterviel: Just bring the new experiment!


 * [Stitch uses Drowsy to help Lilo fall asleep, but now Lilo can't wake up; Stitch puts sunglasses on Lilo and uses her sleeping body as a puppet to do her errands]
 * Pleakley: Ah, Lilo! Just in time for some processed grain with dehydrated fruity bits.
 * Stitch: [imitates Lilo] Uh, not for me. Stitch. [normal voice] Naga. Naga ti chita. [imitates Lilo] Okay! Um... bye! [drags Lilo to Mrs. Hasagawa's fruit stand]
 * Jumba: WHERE IS EXPERIMENT 360?!?
 * Pleakley: I don't know!
 * Jumba: What?! It didn't just get up and walk away!
 * [they both see Drowsy walking past them with a blanket covering himself]
 * Pleakley: Eh, I should use less starch in the laundry?
 * Jumba: Is not laundry! Is my experiment!


 * [after Stitch successfully uses Lilo as a puppet to perform her hula dance]
 * Mertle: That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
 * Mr. Jameson: That was the most incredible thing I've ever seen! Unique! Daring! Original! You're Nani's sister, aren't you? [hands Stitch a card] I could use your help. A very important guest is coming here tomorrow, and I'd like you to be our aloha greeter at the airport.
 * Stitch: But--
 * Mr. Jameson: I will not take no for an answer! I'm gonna be late for the meeting! Here's the info, good luck!
 * Stitch: Oh, shoota!


 * [after Lilo wakes up thanks to Jumba, she and Stitch tries to protect Regis Philbin from Gantu and Reuben]
 * Regis Philbin: I think I've figured out what's going on.
 * Lilo: [nervously] Wh-what do you mean?
 * Regis Philbin: I'm not completely oblivious, you know. You and Stitch have been protecting from autograph hunters ever since I got here.
 * Lilo: We?! Oh, drat! You've figured it out! Well, there's one other Hawaiian tradition we haven't told you about: Hanai.
 * Regis Philbin: Hanai? What's that?
 * Lilo: It's when you welcome a stranger into your home. My house is not as nice as this hotel, but no one will think to look for you there.
 * Regis Philbin: Okay! Just one condition: you get some rest, too. You've been working too hard.
 * Lilo: It's a deal! In fact, I think it's time everyone had a good snooze. Me, Pleakley, Nani, Jumba... [Stitch yawns and lies down on the floor] ...and Drowsy here can help.