I Am Hannah, Hear Me Croak


 * [singing to the tune of I Got Nerve]
 * Jackson: You want some toast? I bet you do!
 * Robby: Please add some jam and butter too.
 * Jackson: We're out of grape, so sad! It's all your fault you bad dad!
 * Robby: [stops singing] You know what son?
 * Jackson: Yeah dad?
 * Robby: [singing] You got nerve!




 * Jackson: Thatta girl. [hands Miley a whiteboard; she starts writing something] Now if you need to say anything for the next couple of days, just use that. Hannah Montana has never canceled a concert before and she's not gonna start now. I know that would just break your heart...and when your heart breaks, baby sis', so does mine!
 * Robby: [reading from whiteboard] You got a hot date for the concert, don't ya "Jerkson"?
 * Jackson: Dad!
 * Robby: She wrote it!
 * Jackson: I can't believe you think I'm that selfish that I'll put my own
 * Robby: What's her name, son?
 * Jackson: Jenny and she's a total babe! So put cork in it, Froggy. I got a lot of ridin' on this.
 * [Miley starts to hit Jackson with her arm, but Robby stops her]
 * Robby: Ah, ah, ah, use the pad.
 * [Miley nods, gets the marker board, and hits Jackson with it.]
 * Robby: Couldn't have said it better myself.
 * [Miley smiles into space]




 * Oliver: Wow a week without talking. That’s gotta be hard for a girl. Now us guys, we're different. I don't need to talk. If I couldn't talk for a month, it wouldn't bother me at all. But girls just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk! Hey, Sally! Nice capris. Oh, I like your purse!

(Miley shows her marker board to Oliver) Okay now that’s just rude.
 * Lilly: Miley, I know this is gonna be hard for you, but you gotta stop fighting it. And don't worry, we're gonna be here for you until you get your voice back.
 * Hot Guy: Hey Lilly, you wanna catch a few?
 * Lilly: Oh yeah! (Looks at Miley) Please, please, please, please? Look!

(Miley points to the ocean) 


 * Oliver: You know this is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the beach, the fresh air. That’s the thing about nature that is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like what you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo whoo! Pull the vehicle over! Pull the vehicle over!

(Miley hitting herself)
 * Oliver: I know, drives me crazy, too!




 * Dex: Hey, Oliver.
 * Oliver: What up, Dex?
 * Dex: Miley, feeling better? Great, so maybe if you're not busy Friday night, maybe we could to the movies or something.
 * Oliver: Hey, I got this one for you. (Speaking for Miley) In your dreams! A poindexter! (Tells Miley) We're playing hard to get. (Miley hits Oliver)
 * Oliver: Okay... What she meant was movies shmovies, just plant one on her right now, Big Boy! (Miley hits her again) Ouch! Will you make up your mind? You and me are giving Dex mixed signals.
 * Dex: Maybe another time!

(Miley kneels and mouths "Dex come back!!!") 


 * Lilly: [in class] The only other thing on here is "I heart Dex," and I'm not gonna say that with him sitting right there... Oops!




 * [after a week of silence Miley's voice returns]
 * Lilly: [as she and Miley hug] Oh, it's so good to hear your voice again!
 * Miley: [angrily] "I heart Dex"?!
 * Lilly: [desperately] The last thing you want to do is overwork it!
 * Miley: "Betty Burg's Address"?!
 * Oliver: Oh man, did you make her look dumb!
 * [Miley turns on Oliver.]
 * Miley: "Just plant one on her right now, big boy"?!
 * Oliver: Oh, like you weren't thinking it!
 * [Miley opens her mouth to angrily correct him but stops.]




 * Oliver: [to Jackson/Bucky Kentucky] Dude, dude, dude, dude, you rock!!
 * Lilly: [screaming] I LOVE YOU!!




 * Lilly: I like your Mom. She's funny.
 * Oliver: [dreamily] She's pretty too...
 * Miley: That's it. You're outta here!
 * [Oliver starts moving toward the door, as if being pulled by an invisible force.]
 * Oliver: Wait! Why am I going? I don't want to go! STOP! This is not fair!




 * Mom: You see? You were loved long before you were Hannah Montana, and you'll be loved long after Hannah's on one of those "Where Are They Now?" shows.
 * Miley: I think you're confusing me with Dad.




 * Doctor: Doesn't that make you feel better? It doesn't, does it. I'll stop talking now.
 * Miley: [squeaking] Ya think?




 * Jackson: Besides, what do you think's gonna happen? Just as the surgery's about to start, a meteor hits a bus. The bus drives into a hot dog stand, a giant neon wiener flies into the power lines, the lights go off in the operating room, and the next thing you know, you're spending the rest of your life singing like Aunt Pearl after she swallowed that kazoo! Remember? [Starts making kazoo noises.]
 * Miley: Oh no. I'm never gonna be Hannah Montana again, all because of a giant wiener! [Runs upstairs.]