Sun Scream

Bubbles: (from o.c) It hurts so bad!

Blossom: The sunburn or the humiliation?

Bubbles: Both.

(They all moan)

Buttercup: And the worst part is...there was nothing we could have done to prevent it.

Bubbles: Maybe we should get the Professor's h-help.

Buttercup: I don't need nobody's help and I don't need nobody laughing at my sunburn!

Blossom: Buttercup's right. We have to maintain our professional image.

Bubbles: Well, then, how are we going to fight crime?

Buttercup: Yeah, we can barely even move.

Blossom: I think that we should have faith in the goodness of Townsville's citizens. (The phone starts ringing)All right. I'll get it. (She tries to get out of her bed and her arms start to pulsate in pain and put her right arm out and her arm pulsates in pain and puts her leg out and her right/left arms starts to make her groan in pain and falls out of the bed.)

Buttercup, Bubbles: Ow! (Blossom starts to moan in pain and gets up as she gets the phone)

Blossom: Bubbles?

Bubbles: (from o.s) Yeah?

Blossom: A little...help?

(Bubbles starts to get out of bed and falls out. Then, Buttercup's voice is heard as she moans in pain and Bubbles is now on the right and turns the phone to Blossom) Hello?

Mayor: Powerpuff Girls! I need your help! There's trouble downtown!

Blossom: Uh-huh. Okay, Mayor. We'll be right there.

Buttercup: Well, I ain't going in my swimsuit.

(The girls put on their clothes as they grunt but, they cannot move)

Buttercup: (Groans) Can't move.

Blossom: Too restricting.

Bubbles: Need more flowy outfits.

(Then we see the girls flying in their sheets as capes)

Bubbles: Everybody's gonna laugh at us!

Blossom: No, they won't! Lots of superheroes wear capes.

Buttercup: But they don't wear sheets!

Blossom: Well, whatever. We have to wear something to protect us from the sun. (She gets stung by a bug)Ah! Ow!

Bubbles: (Gets stung by a bug) Ouch!

Blossom: (Gets stung by a bug again) Ow! I've never even noticed the bugs before.

Bubbles: (Gets stung by a bug again) Ow! We've been squishing bugs?

Buttercup: (Laughs) Ah-ah! Not me! I guess it's my lucky day! (A bird hits her in the eye) Ahhh!

(Cut to two con artists and the Mayor)

Con Artist 1: This could be your lucky day, folks. Step right up and give it another try. Just pick the ace and win yourself a dollar. (Takes the Mayor's dollars)

Mayor: (Points at a card) Ooh! That one! It's that one!

Con Artist 2: I say it's, um...(Points at a card)...that one.

Con Artist 1: (from o.c) Right you are, sir. And here you go. (Puts dollars in Con Artist 2's hat)

Con Artist 2: (Puts hat back on) Thank you, stranger.

Con Artist 1: You're welcome, stranger. (winks)

Mayor: Hey, what's going on here? Are we winking, or are we playing?

Con Artist 1: We are definitely playing.

Blossom: (from o.c) Hold it right there, Monty! (She and the girls land, but hurt their legs)

Girls: Uhh!

Blossom: Your swindling days are over.

Con Artist 1: (Laughs) If it isn't the Wonder-girls! I wonder when they're gonna learn that you fly too close to the sun...(He and Con Artist 2 push the table away)

Con Artists: You get burned.

Blossom: Very funny. Get 'em, girls! (She and the girls try to run but they walk really slowly in pain)

Girls: Uh! Ow! Uh! Ouch! Uh! Ohh...(The con artists laugh. Buttercup does a battle cry and is about to attack Con Artist 1, but Con Artist 1 stops her. He laughs and pokes Buttercup's rear side)

Buttercup: Owwww!

(Blossom does a battle cry and about to punch Con Artist 2. Con Artist 2 stops her by touching Blossom's head)

Con Artist 2: Nice try. (Blossom smiles nervously and Con Artist 2 slaps Blossom's sunburn arm)

Blossom: OOOOOOOW!!!

Con Artist 1: And now, for the wittlest Wonder-girl! (He pulls the rubber band of the dollar and aims it to Bubbles)

Bubbles: (In slow-motion) Noooooooooooo! (She gets hit by the rubber band) OOOOOOOOOOOW! (She falls. The con artists laugh. Cut to the girls around in a circle.)

Blossom: Looks like it's time for the old atomic twister.

Bubbles: Yup.

Buttercup: Works everytime.

Professor: Take this product for instance: Aloe Vera. Vera is, of course, the species, while aloe denotes the genus.

Mayor: Hey! Not bad.

Buttercup: Not bad at all.

Blossom: (Rubbing her arm) This stuff really works!

Bubbles: I feel tingly.

Buttercup: (Her face starts breaking) Wait. What's happening?

Bubbles: (Her piece of sunburn skin falls out) We're breaking!

Professor: Oh, you are not. You're peeling.

Mayor: You mean unappealing. That's unappealing.

(Cut to Blossom seeing her sunburn on her arm peeling out of her skin)

Con Artist 1: Ugh! That's the most...

(Cut to Buttercup seeing her sunburn out of her rear side then, she takes it out)

Con Artist 2: ...disgusting thing I've ever seen! (His nose droops)

Con Artists: We can't take it anymore!

Con Artist 1: Please! Just take us to jail!

(The girls are back in their own regular clothes)

Buttercup: You wish, Monty.

Blossom: We've got a better idea.