Cowman and Ratboy

The Beginning
(The scene opens up with Pip and Otis sun-bathing. A chicken comes in with a complaint) (They head for a shack and changed into their costumes) (Freddy and Peck got hit by Cowman's garage door, Otis and Pip drove off. Cut to Pig) (He sprayed it at Stunky and in Pig's eyes) (Pig ran into the door, and a haystack and another cow fell on him) (Tigger, Cosmo, and Lincoln comes in) (The girls are excising) (Cowman ropes radio) (Heroes retreated, Mrs. Beady saw Otis and the Heroes) (Everyone else comes in injured and angry) (The heroes tip toed away)
 * Chicken: Otis, you have to do something. Pig is stinking up the barnyard again.
 * Otis: Well you know, it tricky to do me. Look I'm not really into stink either. When you way stink scale with confertation...
 * Chicken: Oh, honestly Otis. Sometimes your so...mild manner. (leaves)
 * Otis: She bought it. Ready for action, Chum?
 * Pip: Dude, I'm always ready.
 * Peck: Ah, there's nothing like a nice, relaxing game of...
 * Pig: Stunky, Stunky. I love my Stunky. Oh, you getting brush don't ya? You are so... (He heard a noise) Who's there?
 * Otis: I'm your worst nightmare dirtbag. I'm Cowman.
 * Pip: And I'm his sidekick, Ratboy.
 * Pig: Oh come Otis. Not this stupid hero thing again.
 * Otis: That skunk will smell sweeter once its has a whiff of my "Cow-Gas".
 * Pig: Ah lemony fresh scent! It burns, It burns.
 * Pip: Ha Ha, foiled again!
 * Tigger: Hey guys, what are you doing?
 * Otis: We're Cowman and Ratboy! Daily Superheroes!
 * Cosmo: Wow, you guys are superheroes?
 * Lincoln: Cool! Can we join you guys?
 * Otis: Sure. What's your superhero names?
 * Tigger: Just call me The Mask Offender!
 * Cosmo: And Super-No Cosmo!
 * Lincoln: Call me Savy. Ace Savy.
 * Pip: Wow! Nice Names! (He hears something) Cowman, my super rat hearing is detecting more evil.
 * Otis: Your ears are our strongest ally! Cowman..,
 * Tigger: Masked Offender...
 * Cosmo: Super-Not Cosmo...
 * Lincoln: Ace Savy...
 * Pip: And Ratboy...
 * Everyone: Away!
 * Bessie: Oh, this is just fantasic! Let's do hand pulling next and then we can poke ourselves with pins!
 * Sunset Shimmer: I'm getting tired!
 * Scruffy: Me too.
 * Lucy: I can't believe we were talked into doing this.
 * Timmy Turner: I can't believe you signed me up for this, Abby!
 * Mindy: How much longer do we have to do this?
 * Isabella: Just 2 more minute girls, and we'll have our Jazz-ercise patches.
 * Wanda: How come your not tired, Abby?
 * Leni: Yeah, can't you slow down?
 * Abby: Sorry, guys, but jazz-ercise doesn't keep in shape unless you do it crazy fast! Like me! (going fast)
 * Lynn: There is no way we can go that fast.
 * Luna: Well at least it's almost over
 * Otis: You can dance, but you can’t hide!
 * Abby: Cowman. NOOOO! (Radio hits the mill, and it lands on the group)
 * Otis: Uh... Just as Cowman planned!
 * Pip: No, you said we were gonna come in and...
 * Otis: Just as Cowman planned! (moos)
 * Pip: (moos)
 * Otis: No I just say moo.
 * Pip: Oh, Okay. (squeaks)
 * Cadance Flynn: You guys are going down! Down, down, down!
 * Wanda: When I get out of this, your gonna get it Cosmo!
 * Timmy Turner: Yeah, Cosmo. I'll destroy you for this!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Same goes for you too Tigger!
 * Luna: And you too Lincoln!
 * Tigger: Make a break for it!
 * Cosmo: To the Non-Cosmo Mobile!
 * Mrs. Beady: Nathan! (Mr. Beady wakes up) That cow next door is acting crazy again!
 * Mr. Beady: You know crazy! (drinks his soda)
 * Pip: Cowman! Mrs. Beady is spying on us again!
 * Otis: Deploy the cow-maflauge!
 * Pip: Yea..,what?
 * Otis: It’s the balloon with the ink in it.
 * Pip: Ok.
 * Cosmo: And I know what we can use to launch it! (A catapult appears)
 * Pip: Ok, that will work. So, balloon with ink away!
 * Mrs. Beady: I'll show you mister Lump. I'll get cow and his friends on video tape and I'll... (A balloon is thrown at her) Maybe I'll get a wash going.
 * Everyone: Otis!!!
 * Otis: No need to thank us! (moos)
 * Jeremy Johnson: Actually we have a different reason to talk to you.
 * Peck: Otis, we are so sick of this stupid game of yours.
 * Rabbit: Tigger, didn't you learn anything the last time you were The Mask Offender?
 * Timmy Turner: Did you learn anything either, Cosmo?
 * Wanda: Yeah, you almost covered Dimsdale with lava and water the last time you were a superhero!
 * Timmy Turner: And don't forget a mad killing cat!
 * Lola: And were so tired of you playing as that stupid comic book hero, Lincoln!
 * Lincoln: Ace Savy is not stupid!
 * Lynn: What ever Lincoln, this is got to to stop.
 * Baljeet: Someone could have gotten really hurt.
 * Olive Doyle: Mostly us!
 * Adyson: Yeah and it's really annoying.
 * Lori: You guys better stop this right now or we pulverize all of you.
 * Bessie: Yeah, I hope you're faster than a speed butt whooping!
 * Otis: Whoa, citizen no likey the heroes.
 * Abby: Now you listen, Otis. Your idea of fighting evil around the barnyard by becoming superheroes is just plain...
 * Freddy: Dumb! D...U...M...N...7...L! Dumb!
 * Pip: Dude, there's no L in Dumb7!
 * Lincoln: And there's no N or 7 in dumb either!
 * Pig: You five are the worst superheroes ever!
 * Otis: Oh, hey, excuse me everyone. We're awesome superheroes! We got cool costumes, wicked catchphrases...
 * Cosmo: Cool rides...
 * Tigger: Cool adventures to go on...
 * Pip: And ingenues devices like Otis' boomerang! Show him Otis!
 * Otis: Check it out! (Otis throws the boomerang and comes back and hits Peck)
 * Peck: I...I can't feel my legs!
 * Winnie the Pooh: Hey guys, what's u...(The honey pot he's carrying spilled on the ground) Oh, Bother.
 * Otis: Uh, Just put some ice on your toes and also glue the pot together and these should retur...To the our vechicles!

The Middle
(The heroes are at a canyon judging their friends) (Otis fling Pip and Cosmo at the car and tied a rope to the tree and save the dudes) (Back at the Barnyard) (They watching Hilly Burgin on the TV) (Farmer woke up. Everyone hid from the window) (Cut to Mrs. Beady's house) (Robber breaks in Mrs. beady's house) (Another man comes in) (They head back to warn everyone) (They Huddle up with Lincoln)
 * Otis: Their just wrong, guys. I know we have what it takes to be superheroes.
 * Tigger: I know we do.
 * Lincoln: We're way better than most of those other superhero back there.
 * Otis: Yeah like the aqua dude!
 * Tigger: You mean Aquaman?
 * Otis: Yeah, I mean his tights are silly and how much crime really happens underwater.
 * Pip: Car! (As the car was coming, the others hide behind a tree)
 * Pizza dude 1: Dude, I like can not drive and beat your high sore at the same time.
 * Pizza Dude 2: Sure you can dude. Just let go of the round thingy.
 * Pizza Dude 1: Oh, yeah. Completely. (The dude are doing their handshake then screams as they were about to fall in the canyon)
 * Pip: Fling me and Cosmo, Otis. We can make it!
 * Otis: What I cant do that. I mean..
 * Cosmo: Fling us!
 * Pizza Dude 1: We're gonna live!
 * Pizza Dude 2: We're livers
 * Pizza Dude 1: Dude, you totally said we're livers.
 * Pizza Dudes: Livers we're totally livers!
 * Otis: This isn't what it looks like...I'm not a cow, I'm...
 * Pizza Dude 1: We know, your a superhero
 * Pizza Dude 2 : Superhero doodle
 * Otis: Uh yeah, right, right.
 * Pizza Dude 2: Awesome costume bro. Gotta get a snapo of the superdude that saved us.
 * Pip: Don't forget us. We help too!
 * Tigger, Cosmo and Linclon: Yep, that's right!
 * Pizza Dude 2: Whoa a sidekick with the power to super shrink! And a costume lepercaun, tiger and kid with white hair.
 * Pizza Dude 1: Yea, side-shrink.
 * Heroes: Work for me.
 * Pizza Dude 1: What your name, dude?
 * Otis: I'm Cowman.
 * Tigger: I'm The Masked Offender.
 * Cosmo: I'm Super-Not Cosmo.
 * Lincoln: I'm Ace Savy.
 * Pip: And I'm Ratboy.
 * Pizza Dude 2: Awesome. (Takes a picture of the heroes
 * Otis: In your faces, people. We are superheroes, we just performed a daring rescue.
 * Pip: And got free pizza.
 * Tigger: Yeah, you should see what we did.
 * Lincoln: We were awesome.
 * Cosmo: Yeah, I use my power and..
 * Sunset Shimmer: Ok, what? Cosmo, you don't have powers.
 * Timmy Turner: You know, Cosmo. He's always talk or do studit things.
 * Otis: How caves, we did anyway.
 * Abby: We know, guys, it's so excitin'.
 * Otis: You know?
 * Scruffy: Yeah. The news been talking about it for the past hour.
 * Hilly Burgin: And looks like the county has own group of superheroes. A group dressed in animal or flying man suit calling themselves "Cowman", "Super-Not Cosmo", "Ace Savy" and "The Mask Offender".
 * Pip: And Ratboy. They never say Ratboy. (Squeaks)
 * Otis: This is awesome! We're famous!
 * Lincoln: So awesome in fact, we want the rest of you to join us as a team of super heroes.
 * Bessie: Yeah I'll do that right after, never.
 * Scruffy: I agree with Bessie.
 * Lori: It will probably be boring anyway!
 * Luan: Don't you mean "Super" Boring (laughs) Get it? But seriously, I don't to do this.
 * Lucy: No way I'm doing that either.
 * Pip: Ah come on, guys. We designed costumes for everyone.
 * Otis: Together we can combat evil as "The Justice Brood".
 * Pig: Ah, no way this tights will attenuate my love handels!
 * Pip: Dude your 90% love handels. Your face is love handels.
 * Pig: Can't I wear a poncho or something?
 * Lisa: And besides, what kind of crime could happen in the county?
 * Hilly Burgin: Attention this just in a daring bank robbery has taken place the suspect was last scene heading south on Route One.
 * Otis: All right.
 * Otis: There's a robbery right near hear! We can totally nail this crook!
 * Bessie: Let me think about it, no!
 * Freddy: I'm allergic to bank robbers!
 * Bessie: Well that's the first time i agreed with the freaky mongoose or whatever he is.
 * Phineas Flynn: Well me and Ferb was a giant superhero called the Beak and we did fight a super villain once. But, we did that for fun.
 * Ferb Fletcher: And for the laides.
 * Candace Flynn: Yeah, no way.
 * Jermey Johnson: Yeah, me niether.
 * Lynn: Sounds tempting, but no.
 * Otis: Ok fine. You know what, more crime fighting for us, whiners! Come on guys, justice isn't going to serve itself.
 * Tigger: Later, guys.
 * Cosmo: See ya when we come back with more glory.
 * Wanda: Nobody likes a showoff.
 * Mrs. Beady: Nathan, its that cow and his friends from next door whose making fun of me!
 * Mr. Beady: Flight control your losing your mind your going down pull up pull up!
 * Pip: Its the perp.
 * Tigger: Ok, how do we stop him?
 * Cosmo: hey maybe we can use Super-Not Cosmo's Sub?
 * Lincoln: How would that works since we are no where near water?
 * Cosmo: Right.
 * Otis: Leave that to me old chums. Super lacto power activate! (Sprays milk all over the road and the robber spinned out of control) You're coming with us, stinksack!
 * Robber: Hey, your that Cowman, Masked Offender, Ace Savy and Super-Not from the TV! You guys'll never take me alive!
 * Otis: Yes we will!
 * Robber: No, guys'll won’t!
 * Otis: Will too!
 * Robber: Nuh-uh!
 * Otis: A Yeah-huh!
 * Robber: Nun-uh!
 * Otis: You might turn your self in now.
 * Pip: Otis, I mean, Cowman, wait for us.
 * Lincoln: Yeah, slow down!
 * Mrs. Beady (screams): Nathan the crook from tv broke our door in.
 * Mr. Beady: Your mad, gal. Just on of those salesman, they're getting bold.
 * Robber: Quiet lady, Cowman and his sidekicks are on my tail.
 * Mrs. Beady: Cowman and his sidekicks? Tell me everything.
 * Otis: Cant' let him hurt Mrs.Beady. Then again. Nah better stop him. Cosmo you"ll come in with me!
 * Cosmo: Got it!
 * Otis: It is us, the Udder Advegure. We're justice cow-nate. We are...(They got hit from by: Mrs. Beady) Sleepy.
 * Cosmo: I'm feel Funny? (they feld into the grown)
 * Robber: (laughing) Thanks for the help lady. Now I'm out of here.
 * Mrs. Beady: Not so fast. You're in this with me, so get back inside!
 * ???: Wait just a minute!
 * Mrs. Beady: Who are you?
 * Denzel Crocker: I'm Denzel Crocker. I was sent by my imployer, Bowser Koopa. And to get the green hair one because he's a, FAIRY GOD PARENT!!! I also need the others that travel with him especially the bear. So what do you say I can pay you very well?
 * Mrs. Beady: Deal!
 * Pip: Holy steak and eggs.
 * Lincoln: We need reinforcments!
 * Tigger: Back to the barn!
 * Pip: Guys!
 * Winnie the Pooh: Hey, what's the matter guys?
 * Tigger: Mrs. Beady got Otis and Cosmo tied up.
 * Lincoln: And she's being aided by the bank robber and some crazy teacher named Denzel Crocker.
 * Timmy Turner: What?!
 * Piglet: WHAT?!?
 * Winnie the Pooh: WHAT?!?
 * Rabbit: WHAT?!?
 * Eeyore: HUH!?
 * Wanda: What!?!
 * Olive Doyle: What?
 * Lincoln's Sisters: WHAT!?!
 * Scruffy: What?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Wait, what!?
 * Timmy Turner: If they unmasked them, not only everyone will know animals and walk and talk but I'll lose my fairies forever.
 * Holly: We can't let that happen.
 * Tigger: This wasn't suppose to be part of the plan.
 * Bessie: I knew you and the dynamic dofus would mess things up.
 * Pig: Ah poor, Otis and Cosmo. I wish we could help them.
 * Abby: Maybe we can, Pig. Maybe... We... Can.
 * Pig: You're scaring me.
 * Lynn: Yeah. More than Lucy usually.
 * Lucy: Sigh. It's just how I move through the universe. You wouldn't understand.
 * Timmy Turner: First we need costumes to cover our identities.
 * Phineas Flynn: Perry, do you still have the projector that we use to be superheroes?
 * Perry: (chatters)
 * Phineas Flynn: Perfect.
 * Cadance Flynn: Well, that covers that.
 * Scruffy: So, now all we need is a plan.
 * Lincoln: I'm already did. Guys, huddle up.

The Ending
(Cut into Mrs. Beady) (Abby just drop in) (Timmy, Wanda, Sunset Shimmer and Pooh and his friends drop in too) (And the rest just come in) (Lori comes in and drives a van through the window) (Wanda turns into a bat and starts whacking the clone) (Cowman throws Ratboy and Scruffy at the robber pants) (Cowman punches the robber and gives him to the cop.) (The heroes came out of hiding) (Back at the barnyard) (Otis and Pip rides off) (After scene on the roof) (A book closes)
 * Otis: (Grunts) Guys, as a deputized Officers of the law we must warn you that you both will not get away...
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh, hush. I know who you really are, you're one of those talking animals from next door.
 * Cosmo: Quick Question. Why I'm in a Bird cage?
 * Denzel Crocker: Because, when I found out about you're a FAIRLY-GOD-PARENT, I'll send you to Bowser at Castle Koopa and drain the magic from you!
 * Robber: Ok, uh, this is getting a little weird for me. (Mrs. Beady fix the door with her foot)
 * Mrs. Beady: Because of you two, People laugh and call us crazy. Not anymore!
 * Denzel Crocker: So, unmask them, you robber guy!
 * Robber: Ooh, I ain't getting too close. What if they has super-melty vision or something?
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh, for goodness' sake. Here, you tape us, I'll unmask them myself. Now Cowman and Super-Not Cosmo, let's see who you both really are.
 * Abby: Back off, fiends. Oh, I love what you done with the place. Are those the Original sconces?
 * Mrs. Beady & Denzel Crocker: Who are you?
 * Abby: I'm Cowgirl.
 * Timmy Turner: And I'm Cleft the Boy-Chin Wonder. And my Ace the Dog, the Chim-hold.
 * Winnie the Pooh: We're 100 Acre Woods team.
 * The Rest of Our Heroes: Yep.
 * Pig: And I'm Mr. Ham-Tastic.
 * Freddy: Paranoid Man, Reporting, stop looking at me.
 * Peck: And the Green Rooster. Together, we are... The Justice Brood.
 * Freddy: Hey, Peck, I was supposed to say that.
 * Peck: I waited,But you didn't jump in.
 * Freddy: Can we make our entrance again?
 * Pig: Uh, fellows I think I split my pants.
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh, enough of this.
 * Pig: And Skunk. (sprays skunk smell in her face and faints)
 * Timmy Turner: Nice work Pig.
 * Lincoln: Let's take down this crazy teacher!
 * Denzel Crocker: (split into clones)
 * Timmy Turner: Time to give a taste of Butt whoop.
 * Denzel Crockers: No, thanks. we're allergic to MSG
 * Lincoln: Well then. It's time to call in...the whole deck! (throws some cards down)
 * Denzel Crockers: You think that scare us?
 * Lincoln: Wait for it.
 * Lori: All right, girls, let's shuffle up and deal with these nutjobs.
 * Luan: Obviously, you're not playing with a full deck! (knocks one out)
 * Luna: Time to jam! (blast music in one of clones ears)
 * Lola: Time to gem! (blinds one of the clone)
 * Denzel Crocker: AHHH, MY EYES!!!
 * Lana: Nothing beats a royal flush! (opens up a hydrant)
 * Lynn: [holding up a manhole cover and reflect the water.] "This water will suit you just fine. (blast water in the other clones face)
 * Wanda: I'm sorry Timmy. Would you like a swing?
 * Timmy Turner: No I'm good. Continue.
 * Lincoln: (sees the real one leaving) The real Crocker's getting away!
 * Crocker: (with Cosmo in the cage) You'll never catch me! (laughs)
 * Leni: I got him. (catches the real Crocker in her sash)
 * Crocker: Well, guess I spoke to soon
 * Lucy: I really dig what you're wearing.
 * Leni: It really makes your eyes pop!
 * Lisa: It's time to contain this insane teacher. (places him in a container)
 * Denzel Crocker: Well, it's not like i saw this coming.
 * Cosmo: Thanks for freeing me guys.
 * Lori: It was nothing.
 * Freddy: To me, Green Rooster.
 * Peck: "To me," What's that supposed to mean?
 * Freddy: I was hoping you knew.
 * Robber: I'm getting out of this nuthouse.
 * Otis: Not on the Heroes' Watch. (The robber makes a run for it)
 * Otis: Ratboy, Scruffy. cow-apult!
 * Scruffy: Throw us!
 * Pip: Ratabunga! (The robber was screaming and ran into Cowman)
 * Otis: It's milking time, filth bag!
 * Otis: He's all yours, officer.
 * Officer Fred: Thanks goodness for you, Cowman.
 * Abby: Lets fight more crime, Cowman. I've been practing my battle cry! (moos loudly)
 * Otis: Ok Good good good. Ok maybe we should go back to our lair. Justice Brood...
 * Winnie the Pooh: 100 Acre Wood Team...
 * Everyone: AWAY!!! (Everyone tripped)
 * Abby: Being superheroes was awesome Otis.
 * Scruffy: I guess being a superhero isn't that boring as I thought it would be.
 * Lola: We should do this more often.
 * Baljeet: Yeah we should.
 * Jeremy Johnson: It was totally amazing.
 * Katie: I always wonder what it would be like to be a super hero.
 * Isabella: And we can earn those Super Hero patches in no time.
 * Gretchen: I would be cool to fight crime again.
 * Lana: Yeah Otis. Do you think we can do it again?
 * Luna: Yeah, can we?
 * Otis: Of course guys; with great cow power comes great cow responsibility.
 * Bessie: Great, more heroes in spandex.
 * Pig: Hey look up in the sky!
 * Rabbit: Its a hero signal!
 * Peck: Wow! There summoning Cowman. You're gonna go, Otis? Otis?
 * Sunset Shimmer: They're gone.
 * Eeyore: If you ask me, which nobody is, but where's Tigger, Cosmo, and Lincoln?
 * Lisa: I think I saw them going to the roof.
 * Freddy: Hey, has anybody ever notice that Otis and Cowman are never together at the same time?
 * Bessie: You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren't you?
 * Otis: Cowman...
 * Pip: And Ratboy, AWAY! Are we there yet?
 * Otis: No. Pip: How much longer?
 * Otis: Uh, not for much longer.
 * Pip: How many miles?
 * Otis: Why are you asking me these questions?
 * Pip: How come my face isn't up there?
 * Otis: Cause you a sidekick.
 * Pip: So, sidekick can't get signals?
 * Otis: Cowman ignoring powers activate!
 * Pip: (squeaks)
 * Cosmo: Should we go with them?
 * LincolnWe'll let them handle this one. I don't think they need us for this mission!
 * Tigger: But then again,...When they need our help again, they'll call us.
 * Cosmo: Super-Not Cosmo!
 * Lincoln: Ace Savy!
 * Tigger: And The Mask Offender!

THE END!