Training Day


 * Pam: [seeing Michael pouring gasoline all over the parking lot] Michael! Michael!
 * Michael: Hi.
 * Pam: Hi. I was just coming out to see what you were doing and to maybe stop you.
 * Michael: Oh, you know what, you have a siphon? I think I'm gonna run out of gas.
 * Pam: Why do you need more gas?
 * Michael: Well, I'm writing a message.
 * Pam: Is it a good message or a bad message?
 * Michael: I'm asking Holly a question in fire.
 * Pam: Are you proposing?!
 * Michael: Maybe.
 * Pam: Wow.
 * Michael: Hey, you know what? I've got gas all over my hands and my shoes. Would you light it? Would you do the honors please?
 * Pam: Yeah. Yeah, no problem. [grabs the lighter and runs away]
 * Michael: Pam.
 * Pam: Yep?
 * Michael: Could you light this please?
 * Pam: Michael, you've had two ideas today. And one of them was great. And the other one was terrible.
 * Michael: I am not in the mood for riddles, Pam.
 * Pam: This is terrible.


 * Michael: [imitating Yoda] Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?
 * Holly: [also imitating] Your wife becoming be will I.
 * [Michael puts the ring on Holly's finger, and they kiss as everyone else pours in to congratulate them]
 * Michael: So, guys, guys, guys, guys, we're moving to Colorado.
 * Kevin: All of us?
 * Michael: Yep.
 * Jim: Wait, what?
 * Michael: Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.