How Captain America: The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended


 * Steve: Captain Ball! Ugh! Shield!
 * Winter Soldier: Thanks for the shield!
 * Steve: (Gasps)
 * Winter Soldier: I'm keeping this!
 * Steve: Give it!
 * Winter Soldier: Woop woop woop woop!


 * Maria Hill: Here's the plan. You two will deftly infiltrate the glass fishbowl... on the bottom of the heavily armored carriers. Then, sneakily insert... these delicate little computer chips into exactly the right slot... in a huge rack of other tiny delicate little computer chips. Got it?
 * Steve: I'm confused. If the point is to destroy the carriers, why we going all this trouble? Shouldn't we just call the Hulk or something?
 * Sam: Yeah! Didn't he like rip one to pieces already?
 * Nick Fury: No! We make this work with just us. We're all we've got.
 * Steve: I'm okay. I'll calling the Hulk up. Really!
 * Sam: Yeah, maybe get Iron Man up here with a tank missile or something.
 * Nick Fury: It's just us!
 * Steve: It's really no trouble! He's already texted back. "On Hulk Way!!! Looking for Motorcycle!!!"
 * Nick Fury: I said, we aren't calling in the Avengers!
 * Steve: Fine!
 * (Hulk sees a text from Steve saids "Nevermind. We got this.")
 * Hulk: Hulk Saaaaaaaaaad!
 * Steve: Well this plan sounds extremely dangerous... what else can we do?
 * Natasha: Uh... I have the cool disguise-o-mesh technology...