Incredible Shrinking Woody


 * VJ: Uh, oh. Someone's getting dumped tonight.
 * Woody: Yep. The shirt seen it all.


 * Four Girls: (Gasps)


 * Mark: So who are you going on a show with?


 * Sam: You're right. Put it there, partner.


 * Mr. Host: Do you like to party?


 * Sam: This is so on the bank.
 * Mark: Don't worry, girls, we'll go easy on you.


 * Mr. Host: Most exciting time. Now, let's go see what that crazy black man, Woody up to.


 * Woody: Holy shit! That crazy scientist shrunk me down. Huh?


 * Woody: Made in China?
 * Roberta: Woody, where are you hiding?


 * Woody: Hey, let me go. Hey, hey, what's going on? Hey, what you doing with that?


 * Mr. Host: Roll the credits.