The Jiminy Conjecture


 * (In the comic book store, Sheldon and Howard are arguing over Wolverine's claws.)
 * Howard: Sheldon, you're wrong! Wolverine was not born with bone claws.
 * Sheldon: Howard! You know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it?
 * Howard: OK, first of all....
 * Raj: Give it up dude. You're arguing with a crazy person.
 * Sheldon: I'm not crazy! My mother had me tested!


 * Prof. Crawley: I haven’t even packed yet, and you’re already measuring my lab for one of your godless laser machines.
 * Howard: No, you don’t understand. We just want to ask you a question.
 * Prof. Crawley: Let me ask you one first. What’s a world renowned entomologist with a doctorate and 20 years of experience to do with his life when the university cuts off the funding for his lab, huh?
 * Raj: Ask rhetorical questions that makes people uncomfortable?


 * Prof. Crawley: Of course I can. I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet. Not that that’s going to keep me from having to move in with my daughter in Oxnard. And we’re not talking Oxnard at the beach. No! We’re talking Oxnard in the onion fields.


 * Penny: Oh, hey.
 * Leonard: Hey. Uh, what did Sheldon say to you?
 * Penny: Not a lot. Just that we always have the option of going back to being friends.
 * Leonard: Is that what you want?
 * Penny: (confused) I don’t know. I mean, you have to admit things seemed simpler when we were just friends.
 * Leonard: (agreeing) I guess.
 * Penny: It would take the pressure off.
 * Leonard: It would, wouldn’t it?
 * Penny: So, we’ll just be friends.
 * Leonard: (smiles) Good, good.
 * Penny: Come here.
 * (She gives him a hug. After a moment of silence, they begin to kiss and immediately enter her apartment.)
 * Leonard: (closing door) Okey-dokey.