Checkers


 * Nani: [now with yellow hair] LILO!!!!!!!!  Did you put lemonade in the shampoo bottle?
 * Lilo: Yep, it's cleansing and refreshing.


 * [Lilo and Stitch discover Checkers, who gives whoever dons him great power; as soon as Nani sees Lilo donning checkers, she treats her like a queen]
 * Lilo: Okay, things are gonna be a little different around here. We're going to try some of my ideas for building a new ohana.
 * Nani: Of course, Your Majesty.
 * Lilo: Here's my first decree: whereas Stitch doesn't like to eat broccoli.
 * Stitch: Blech!
 * Lilo: He therefore doesn't finish his vegetables at dinner, and so you ground him. I therefore decree that coconut cake be served as a vegetable course with every meal, 'cause then Stitch will eat it.
 * Nani: Your wish is my command.
 * Stitch: COCONUT CAKE!!! WOO-HOO!!!
 * Lilo: And what about you my loyal subject?
 * Stitch: Uh-uh. Naga. Cousin.
 * Lilo: Oh, it's the "other experiments aren't affect" thing. Oh, well, this is still one cool cousin!


 * [after Lilo brainwashed nearly everyone in Kauai, Mertle and the hula girls arrest every "troublemaker", anyone who gets her request wrong, and sends them to the dungeon]
 * Lilo: My Aunt Pleakley's in the dungeon?!
 * Stitch: Ih.
 * Lilo: What did she do?
 * Mertle: She was roasting a turkey. Her Majesty clearly decreed that Tuesday is Thanksgiving and today is not Tuesday!
 * Lilo: What?! Who else is in the dungeon?! [Mertle hands Lilo a list of people that were sent to the dungeon] Oh, no! I never meant for this to happen!
 * Mertle: But your word is law, Highness.
 * Lilo: Well, maybe it shouldn't be.
 * Stitch: Uh-uh!
 * Lilo: I just wanted to make everyone's lives better, but maybe I went a little overboard. Is that what you were trying to tell me, Stitch?
 * Stitch: Yes.
 * Lilo: [sighs] Moses is right: listening to other people's ideas isn't my strong suit. I'm done being queen now, Checkers. You can come down. [Checkers crawls down from Lilo's head] Now we can find your one true place.
 * Gantu: [snatches Checkers and puts him on his head] His one true place is with me! [nothing happens] Uh, is this thing on?
 * Lilo: [under the influence of Checkers] What is your wish, Your Majesty?
 * Gantu: Finally, after all this time, I, KING!!!