Thomas and the Breakdown Train/Thomas Saves the Day

Ringo Starr UK Version:
The Fat Controller: Well, Thomas.
 * Ringo Starr: Every day the Fat Controller came to the station to catch his train.
 * The Fat Controller: Hullo.
 * Ringo Starr: He always said to Thomas.
 * The Fat Controller: Remember don’t be impatient, Thomas. You can never be as strong and fast as Gordon, but you can be a really useful engine. Don’t let the silly trucks tease you.
 * Ringo Starr: There were lots of trucks and Thomas worked very hard pushing and pulling them into place. There was also a small coach, and two strange things his Driver called cranes,
 * Thomas’ Driver: That’s the breakdown train.
 * Ringo Starr: He told Thomas.
 * Thomas’ Driver: The cranes are for lifting heavy things like engines, and coaches, and trucks.
 * Ringo Starr: One day Thomas was in the yard, suddenly he heard an engine whistling.
 * James: Help! Help!
 * Ringo Starr: A goods train came rushing through much too fast. The engine was James, and he was frightened. His brake blocks were on fire.
 * James: They’re pushing me! They’re pushing me!
 * Ringo Starr: He panted.
 * Trucks: On! On! On!
 * Ringo Starr: Laughed the trucks; still whistling.
 * James: Help! Help!
 * Ringo Starr: Poor James disappeared.
 * Thomas: I’d like to teach those trucks a lesson.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas the Tank Engine. Soon came the alarm.
 * Signalman: James is off the line – the breakdown train – quickly.
 * Ringo Starr: Thomas was coupled on, and off they went. Thomas worked his hardest.
 * Thomas: Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
 * Ringo Starr: He puffed, he wasn’t pretending to be like Gordon, he really meant it.
 * Thomas: Bother those trucks and their tricks, I hope poor James isn’t hurt.
 * Ringo Starr: James’ Driver and Fireman were feeling him all over to see if he was hurt.
 * James’ Driver and Fireman: Never mind, James.
 * Ringo Starr: They said.
 * James’ Driver and Fireman: It wasn’t your fault, it was those wooden brakes they gave you. We always said they were no good.
 * Ringo Starr: Thomas pushed the breakdown train alongside. Then he pulled the unhurt trucks out of the way.
 * Trucks: Oh – dear! Oh – dear!
 * Ringo Starr: They groaned.
 * Thomas: Serves you right. Serves you right.
 * Ringo Starr: Puffed Thomas. He was hard at work puffing backwards and forwards all afternoon.
 * Thomas: This’ll teach you a lesson, this’ll teach you a lesson.
 * Ringo Starr: He told the trucks, and they answered.
 * Trucks: Yes – it – will – yes – it – will.
 * Ringo Starr: They left the broken trucks. Then with two cranes they put James back on the rails. He tried to move but he couldn’t, so Thomas helped him back to the Shed. The Fat Controller was waiting anxiously for them.
 * Ringo Starr: He said.
 * The Fat Controller: I’ve heard all about it, and I’m very pleased with you. You’re a Really Useful Engine. James shall have some proper brakes and a new coat of paint, and you – shall have a Branch Line all to yourself.
 * Thomas: Oh! Thank you, Sir!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas. Now Thomas is as happy as can be. He has a branch line and two coaches called Annie and Clarabel. He puffs proudly backwards and forwards with them, all day. He is never lonely. Edward and Henry stop quite often, and tell him the news. Gordon is always in a hurry; but never forgets to say.
 * Gordon: Poop, poop.
 * Ringo Starr: And Thomas always whistles.
 * Thomas: Peep, peep.
 * Ringo Starr: In return.

Ringo Starr US Version:
Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Thomas.
 * Ringo Starr: Every day Sir Topham Hatt came to the station to catch his train.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Hullo.
 * Ringo Starr: He always said to Thomas.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Don't let the silly freight cars tease you. Remember, you have an important job as a special helper in the train yard.
 * Ringo Starr: There were lots of freight cars and Thomas worked very hard pushing and pulling them into place. There was also a small coach, and two strange things his Driver called cranes,
 * Thomas’ Driver: That’s the breakdown train.
 * Ringo Starr: He told Thomas.
 * Thomas’ Driver: The cranes are for lifting heavy things like engines, and coaches, and freight cars.
 * Ringo Starr: One day Thomas was in the yard, suddenly he heard an engine whistling.
 * James: Help! Help!
 * Ringo Starr: A freight train came rushing through much too fast. The engine was James, and he was frightened. His brake blocks were on fire.
 * James: They’re pushing me! They’re pushing me!
 * Ringo Starr: He panted.
 * Freight Cars: On! On! On!
 * Ringo Starr: Laughed the freight cars; still whistling.
 * James: Help! Help!
 * Ringo Starr: Poor James disappeared.
 * Thomas: I’d like to teach those freight cars a lesson.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas the Tank Engine. Soon came the alarm.
 * Signalman: James is off the line – the breakdown train – quickly.
 * Ringo Starr: Thomas was coupled on, and off they went. Thomas worked his hardest.
 * Thomas: Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
 * Ringo Starr: He puffed, he wasn’t pretending to be like Gordon, he really meant it.
 * Thomas: Bother those freight cars and their tricks, I hope poor James isn’t hurt.
 * Ringo Starr: James’ Driver and Fireman were feeling him all over to see if he was hurt.
 * James’ Driver and Fireman: Never mind, James.
 * Ringo Starr: They said.
 * James’ Driver and Fireman: It was those silly freight cars and your old wooden brakes that caused the accident.
 * Ringo Starr: Thomas pushed the breakdown train alongside. Then he pulled away the unhurt freight cars.
 * Freight Cars: Oh – dear! Oh – dear!
 * Ringo Starr: They groaned.
 * Thomas: Serves you right. Serves you right.
 * Ringo Starr: Puffed Thomas. He was hard at work puffing backwards and forwards all afternoon.
 * Thomas: This’ll teach you a lesson, this’ll teach you a lesson.
 * Ringo Starr: He told the freight cars, and they answered.
 * Freight Cars: Yes – it – will – yes – it – will.
 * Ringo Starr: They left the broken cars. Then with two cranes they put James back on the rails. He tried to move but he couldn’t, so Thomas helped him back to the Shed. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting anxiously for them.
 * Ringo Starr: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I’ve heard all about it, and I’m very pleased with you. You’re a Really Useful Engine. James shall have some proper brakes and a new coat of paint, and you – shall have a Branch Line all to yourself.
 * Thomas: Oh! Thank you, Sir!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Thomas. Now Thomas is as happy as can be. He has a branch line and two coaches called Annie and Clarabel. He puffs proudly backwards and forwards with them, all day. He is never lonely. Edward and Henry stop quite often, and tell him the news. Gordon is always in a hurry; but never forgets to say.
 * Gordon: Poop, poop.
 * Ringo Starr: And Thomas always whistles.
 * Thomas: Peep, peep.
 * Ringo Starr: In return.

George Carlin US Version:
Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Thomas.
 * George Carlin: Every day Sir Topham Hatt came to the station to catch his train.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Hullo.
 * George Carlin: He always said to Thomas.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Don't let the silly freight cars tease you. Remember, you have an important job as a special helper in the train yard.
 * George Carlin: There were lots of freight cars and Thomas worked very hard pushing and pulling them into place. There was also a small coach, and two strange things his Driver called cranes,
 * Thomas’ Driver: That’s the breakdown train.
 * George Carlin: He told Thomas.
 * Thomas’ Driver: The cranes are for lifting heavy things like engines, and coaches, and freight cars.
 * George Carlin: One day Thomas was in the yard, suddenly he heard an engine whistling.
 * James: Help! Help!
 * George Carlin: A freight train came rushing through much too fast. The engine was James, and he was frightened. His brake blocks were on fire.
 * James: They’re pushing me! They’re pushing me!
 * George Carlin: He panted.
 * Freight Cars: On! On!
 * George Carlin: Laughed the freight cars; still whistling.
 * James: Help! Help!
 * George Carlin: Poor James disappeared.
 * Thomas: I’d like to teach those freight cars a lesson.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas the Tank Engine. Soon came the alarm.
 * Signalman: James is off the line – the breakdown train – quickly.
 * George Carlin: Thomas was coupled on, and off they went. Thomas worked his hardest.
 * Thomas: Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
 * George Carlin: He puffed, he wasn’t pretending to be like Gordon, he really meant it.
 * Thomas: Bother those freight cars and their tricks, I hope poor James isn’t hurt.
 * George Carlin: James’ Driver and Fireman were feeling him all over to see if he was hurt.
 * James’ Driver and Fireman: Never mind, James.
 * George Carlin: They said.
 * James’ Driver and Fireman: It was those silly freight cars and your old wooden brakes that caused the accident.
 * George Carlin: Thomas pushed the breakdown train alongside. Then he pulled away the unhurt freight cars.
 * Freight Cars: Oh – dear! Oh – dear!
 * George Carlin: They groaned.
 * Thomas: Serves you right. Serves you right.
 * George Carlin: Puffed Thomas. He was hard at work puffing backwards and forwards all afternoon.
 * Thomas: This’ll teach you a lesson, this’ll teach you a lesson.
 * George Carlin: He told the freight cars, and they answered.
 * Freight Cars: Yes – it – will – yes – it – will.
 * George Carlin: They left the broken cars. Then with two cranes they put James back on the rails. He tried to move but he couldn’t, so Thomas helped him back to the Shed. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting anxiously for them.
 * George Carlin: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I’ve heard all about it, and I’m very pleased with you. You’re a Really Useful Engine. James shall have some proper brakes and a new coat of paint, and you – shall have a Branch Line all to yourself.
 * Thomas: Oh! Thank you, Sir!
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas. Now Thomas is as happy as can be. He has a branch line and two coaches called Annie and Clarabel. He puffs proudly backwards and forwards with them, all day. He is never lonely. Edward and Henry stop quite often, and tell him the news. Gordon is always in a hurry; but never forgets to say.
 * Gordon: Poop, poop.
 * George Carlin: And Thomas always whistles.
 * Thomas: Peep, peep.
 * George Carlin: In return.