Market Day


 * Darlene: You live in a flea market because you said we were going back to your place.
 * Sunny Jim: I've changed my...
 * Darlene: Like gassing me wasn't tacky enough. This is your idea of a date?
 * Sunny Jim: Listen, woman.
 * Darlene: Wait a minute. You don't think you're going to sell me.
 * Sunny Jim: Screw the bet. I've got to...
 * Darlene: What do I look like to you? Some kind of used appliance?
 * Sunny Jim: Don't be ridiculous! An appliance comes with an off switch.
 * Lobo: First, he cheats on the bet. Then, he trashes my Spazz. Huh. I'll save this much for old Sunny Jim. He's got balls. Can't wait to see what they look like in his ears!
 * Tubo: I feel like a snack. Give me a candied head, will you?
 * Sunny Jim: Hey, Tubo! Want to buy a human female?
 * Tubo: What's wrong with her?
 * Sunny Jim: (He sighs) Loose jaw.
 * Tubo: What the hell. The rest I can sell for parts.
 * Sunny Jim: I want 2000.
 * Tubo: Not with that ass.
 * Darlene: Hey! (Lobo shoots at Tubo's face) Lobo! Thank God!
 * Lobo: I'm taking her off your hands, Sunny Boy.
 * Sunny Jim: Don't tempt me! I need the money!
 * Tubo: Take a hike, hairball! (He shoots Lobo, laughing)
 * Lobo: (Lobo spits out his cigar, regrew himself and wiped his teeth) Thanks, Clyde. I think you cleaned away most of my plaque.