The Convention

Angela: In the Martin family, we like to say, "Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly." That's code for "check out the slut."

Michael: Um... find out if there's a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay?

Pam: You know, she also said the waiting list is like eight months.

Michael: Eight months?

Pam: Yeah.

Michael: I don't even know if I'll want a baby in eight months.

Pam: Yeah, you probably won't

Jim: You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were...and then he spoke.