Here Comes Attila

HERE COMES ATTILA (Episode 93) by John P. McCann

Sung to  Old Dan Tucker. Yakko: The Roman world was in a mess The emperor wore a... YW+D :                      ...cocktail dress Yakko: When in the year 441 Came a guy, Attila the Hun. YW+D : Run away; here comes Attila Flee today; he'll sack your villa Run away; here comes Attila He'll swipe your hogs and then your pillo'. Wakko: Attila was a nasty king He and his Huns wrecked everything He lived by arson and the sword Invaded France 'cause he got bored. YW+D : Run away; here comes Attila Far away; go to Manila Run away; here comes Attila He'll steal your socks and then your pillo'. Yakko: I guess he had a thing for pillows! Dot : To a wedding Attila went Looking sharp like a Hunnish gent He ate a whole ox, then ate two Then passed away, but so would you. YW+D : Come on back; farewell, Attila Ate three ox, and got his fill-a He wore shorts made of chinchilla His favorite ice cream was strawberry. Yakko: What can I say? It's not a perfect world. YW+D : Attila! Attila! Attila Gorilla for sale!