Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town


 * Burgermeister Meisterburger: Ah, a perfect day. Everybody is glum. Ah, and see all the little children are playing with their toys. [gasps] Playing with their toys?! Stop, in the name of the law! You brats are under arrest! Take them away.
 * Kris: Don't arrest those children. It was my fault. I gave them the toys.
 * Burgermeister: You? How dare you! You are obviously a nonconformist and a rebel!
 * Kris: Me, rebel?
 * Burgermeister: Arrest this man immediately!
 * Kris: [pulls out a toy] For you.
 * Burgermeister: [sputters] A yo-yo? I love yo-yos! I used to be able to do all kinds of tricks! Ooh wheeeeeeeeee! Hoo hoo hoo hoo! [plays with the yo-yo]
 * Grimsley: Excuse me, sir, but you're breaking your own laws.
 * Burgermeister: What, what do you think? [gasps and chokes] Ooohh, I have been bamboozled! Arrest him, arrest him!




 * Kris: You better watch out, better not cry, better not pout.
 * Children: Why?
 * Kris: I'm telling you why!
 * Children: Yeah?
 * Kris: 'Cause... I came to town. [pours some elf-made toys on the ground to show the children] And look what I brought!
 * Children: [overjoyed, cheering up] Toys! Real toys!
 * Kris: Compliments of the Kringles!




 * Kris: Look, uh, before you do me in, would you tell your tree friends to let me loose for a second? You see, I... I have something for you.
 * Winter Warlock: What is this, a trick?!
 * Kris: Oh-oh-oh, no sir, Mr. Warlock. Or may I, uh, call you Winter?
 * Mr. Warlock: Mr. Warlock, if you please!
 * Kris: Oh. Well, I managed to save one little toy and I'd like you to have it.
 * Mr. Warlock: [calmly] You... you wish to give me a present? A... a toy?
 * Kris: Yes, sir.
 * Mr. Warlock: But nobody ever gives mean old Warlock a toy.
 * Kris: I'd like to start a new custom. If you'd just call off...
 * Mr. Warlock: What, what? Oh, oh, yeah, uh. [chuckles] Yes, of course, but you mustn't mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worst than their bite. [chuckles] Their bark is worst than their bite! [laughs] Hey, uh, Willy Willow, Peter Pine! Release the Kringle! [the trees release Kris and Topper; Winter laughs] And no tricks now.
 * Kris: Oh, no! No, sir, Mr. Warlock. [gives Winter a toy train]
 * Mr. Warlock: A choo-choo. [kisses it] I've always wanted one. [cries and his cold heart melts, resulting in him becoming good]
 * Kris: What's that?
 * Mr. Winter Warlock: My icy heart. It's melting.
 * Kris: Uh, look, Mr. Warlock.
 * Winter Warlock: Please. Please call me Winter.
 * Kris: Winter?
 * Winter: Oh, yes! Yes! Suddenly, my whole outlook has changed from bad to good!
 * Kris: Great!
 * Winter: Ah, but will it last? I really am a mean and despicable creature at heart, you know. It's so difficult to really change.
 * Kris: Difficult? [laughs] Why, why look here. Changing from bad to good's as easy as taking your first step.


 * Kluger: Poor misguided folks. They missed the whole point. Lots of unhappiness? Maybe so. But doesn't Santa take a little bit of that unhappiness away? Doesn't a smile on Christmas morning scratch out a tear cried on a sadder day? Not much maybe. But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men.

They're gonna build a Toyland all around the Christmas tree♪
 * Kluger: Hey, is getting late. And I've got these letters to deliver. And now you know about Bugs never been born. You can be darn sure. That comes snow or high water.
 * (Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town plays)
 * Kluger: ♪I just came back from a lovely trip along the Milky Way♪ ♪Stopped off at the North Pole to spend a holiday♪ ♪I called on dear old Santa Claus♪  ♪To see what I could see♪
 * Quick Draw McGraw: ♪He took me to his workshop♪
 * Baba Looey: ♪And told his plans to me, so♪
 * Atom Ant: ♪You better watch out, you better not cry♪
 * Wally Gator: ♪Better not pout, I'm telling you why♪
 * Magilla Gorilla: ♪He's making a list and checking it twice♪ ♪Gonna find out who's naughty and nice♪ ♪Santa Claus is comin' to town♪ ♪He knows when you're a wake♪ ♪He knows if you've been bad or good♪ ♪So be good for goodness sake♪ ♪Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry♪ ♪Better not pout, I'm telling you why♪
 * All: ♪Santa Claus is comin' to town♪ ♪With little tin horns and little toy drums Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums Santa Claus is comin' to town♪ ♪And curly head dolls that toddle and coo♪ ♪Elephants, boats, and kiddie cars too♪ ♪Santa Claus is comin' to town Then kids in Girl and Boy land will have a jubilee
 * Kluger: ♪So! You better watch out, you better not cry♪ ♪Better not pout, I'm telling you why♪ ♪Santa Claus is comin' to town♪ ♪Now Santa is a busy man, He has no time to play♪ ♪You'd better write your letter now♪ ♪And mail it right away♪ ♪Because he's getting ready♪ ♪His reindeer's and his sleigh. So♪ ♪You better watch out, you better not cry♪ ♪Better not pout, I'm telling you why♪ ♪Santa Claus is comin' to town♪ ♪With little tin horns and little toy drums Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums Santa Claus is comin' to town♪ ♪And curly head dolls that toddle and coo♪ ♪Elephants, boats, and kiddie cars too♪
 * All: ♪Santa Claus is comin' to town♪
 * Children: ♪Then kids in Girl and Boy land will have a jubilee They're gonna build a Toyland all around the Christmas tree♪
 * Kluger: ♪So! You better watch out, you better not cry♪ ♪Better not pout, I'm telling you why♪ ♪Santa Claus is comin'♪ ♪Santa Claus is comin'♪
 * All: ♪Santa Claus is comin' to town♪
 * (As they finally reach Santa's workshop, we see Kris and Jessica's shadows inside their castle. Santa steps outside and waves goodbye to the viewers as a group of children)
 * Children: Merry Christmas!