Pen Pals

[The episode starts at the horsemobile, Ren was watching a TV.]

Announcer: This is a special report.

Newsmen: Well, the queen was a gatelock opening of tunapine steak in attentary. The savage play ben for illegally challenge featuring this incredible report. A five stars, Tucky, Cutie salon...

[Girl was invented Ugly men's hair with black tall hair shaped like "crap", and ugly men was crying like a baby.]

Newsmen: And for those of you will have a privacy, Our solidary confivement units. Over looking for a gorgeous hills of due of pines. So remember, a tuna pines can attentionally, the grass is always greener on the over side of a log.

[Ren was looking at the camera, angry.]

Announcer: This is been our special report.

Ren: Wait a minute, I'm attacked here too! Look at this stuff!

Stimpy: But Ren, you've been living off your mother for the past 8 years.

Ren: FORGET ABOUT THAT!

[Knocking sound effect was hearding, Ren looks at the Police Officer.]

Ren: C-can I stop with your eediot railly. You walk it in place!

Police Officer: You, Ren Hoek, we will, watching you. Now look, then you are the, violation of a peanut cold I-E-E-J-X-R-B-S of /B. Uhh, A fraction of a state law. Uh, 80 the best and littering. Saftering. Take away from the house. Alright frankles, take her away!

[Police will driving off with his house.]

Police Officer: [sighs] Oh. Well boys, have a nice day. [walks off, whistles]

Ren: Great, now where are we going to live?

Stimpy: I don't know Ren, but your mom's gonna be really mad.

[Ren growls ragily and he's about to punch at Stimpy and he stops. He sees his eyes at the screen. In the dreamtime, Stimpy is a jailchain and Ren was slurping the smoothie on a hot tub. End of Dreamtime, Ren screams happily.]

Ren: Come on, Stimpy!

Stimpy: Duhh, where are we going, Ren?

Ren: It commands them rhymes.

[Fades to the bank, he's pushing up the missle and drops the ground and Ren and Stimpy too.]

Ren: Oh yes! With this baby, we'll be the next bus in prison. AND HIS BANK ARE TICKETS!!! Now, remember your lines.

[Ren slams the door and Stimpy holding the missle.]

Ren: Stick em' up! This is a heist! [to Stimpy] Psst, Stimpy.

Stimpy: Uhh, oh yeah! Give us a full ticket gas! We're taking this barbley cuba!

Officer: Stay back! He's got a spun!

Ren: That's right and on the good shot too. I can take your eye out from here. Now who's first! YOU! Empty your pockets!

Officer: Yes sir, yes sir! [money out of his pockets]

Ren: Now get a good look at my face!

Stimpy: Uh, Ren.

Ren: Not now Stimpy, I'm enjoying this, the power it all! YOU!!! ON THE COUNTER!!! I want you to call the COPS!!!

Officer: Police! There is a asthma-hound chihuahua and a big fat stupid cat and they're gonna rob the bank! Get out here, please, please!

Ren: A robbery. We always be needed for this.

Police Officer: You, idiot twisted baron. Come out and put your hands in the air!

Ren & Stimpy: [happy] We're going to jail!

Ren: Well, see ya around folks. So hard feeling.

[Ren & Stimpy walks out of the bank.]

Ren: First thing, I had time to do in the jail and I have bikini wacks. [shocked]

Police Officer: The only place here going, in victim cab.

Stimpy: But Ren, I thought you said we're going to jail.

Ren: You, Youuu... [about to punch at Stimpy] Ennnnn-a!

Police Officer: And... fire.

[All the tanks are firing up to Ren & Stimpy, Ren & Stimpy was burnt and he punches Stimpy's head and Stimpy's nose drops on the ground. Fades to black and fades to Ren & Stimpy looking for Jail.]

Ren: Okay Stimpy, If we can't go weakly, we'll break in!

Stimpy: How did we gonna do this, Ren?

Ren: Well, we're starters, WITH THIS!

[Cuts to cell at the window and Police Officer his a dog plush. A picture in loving memory dog.]

Police Officer: There ya go, ya little rascal. Wasn't be a handsome devil? Shame about that, uhh, chicken bone accident. Oh well, at least he behaves much better this way. But, but WAIT! Have I got a surprise for you.

Ren: Alright Stimpy, FIRE!!!

[Stimpy shoots his anchor right to plush dog.]

Police Officer: I brought your favorite... CUTE TOY! Hmm. Rascal. [looks at the plush dog was ripped off the head and he screams and he picks up a plush dog] How the rascal has a rascal. [sobbing] Huh? [looks at the rope on the cell, rope was straight]

Ren: See? I'm telling ya, this plan is gonna work, but of course, I did if I do say so myself.

Stimpy: Joy, you're the men!

[Ren & Stimpy was sliding right on the rope, Stimpy hits the brick and Ren grabs the cell.]

Ren: Thanks pal.

[Stimpy falls down to the ground.]

Ren: Steupid.

[Ren looks at Police Officer.]

Police Officer: Devantion is mine. This one is for rascal.

[Police Officer fires a cannonball at Ren and falls high to the sky and he fall down and explodes, Stimpy was confused at the viewers and he don't know the difference. Fades to black. Fades to Ren and Stimpy are in the lake.]

Ren: Alright, I've got a better plan.

[Stimpy will pulling out of a toilet.]

Stimpy: [gasps] Hey Ren, it works! The coast is clear! You're a genius!

Ren: [gargling] Help!

[Stimpy will use a plunger to pull Ren out of the toilet.]

Stimpy: All better, Ren? Ren?

[Ren punches Stimpy.]

Ren: [sighs] We're on.

[Ren and Stimpy looks at Police Officer walks offscreen.]

Ren: Jeeper! It's the boss! Quick Stimpy, HIDE!

[Ren & Stimpy hides under the toilet.]

Police Officer: There's nothing but sweets of you today.

[Kawolski was washing the body.]

Police Officer: Awww, there's a big bad boy, stomach's upset. It could be a, stinky night. [slams the cell]

[Kawolski looks at the toilet.]

Ren: Too quiet and makes himself great.

[Kawolski was looking Ren & Stimpy as crap, Kawolski was flushing a toliet and Ren & Stimpy was splashing back to the lake. Fades to black. Ren is a soldier.]

Ren: Alright, this is your last chance! Are you arrest us, or what?

Police Officer: YOUR MAMA!

Ren: [growls] FIRE!!!

[Stimpy has knife and knife swipes the rope and fires the big rock of fire and destroy the front door, Police Officer was shocking, Kawolski was looking for mom.]

Kawolski: Momma! [giggles] Momma! Momma! [giggles runs away]

Police Officer: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!

[The All News Journal says "Slasher Escapes. Officer says, "It could be worse." Ren laughs maniacally.]

Ren: FIRE!!!

[Stimpy's knife swipes the rope and fires the big rock of fire and destroy the right door and everyone goes out to jail. Police Officer screams. The Omigosh newspaper says "1000 fugitive on the loose!!. Officer says, "It could be worse."

Ren: Fire.

[Stimpy fires the big rock of fire. Police Officer screams and waves goodbye and fires the cell.]

Ren: [deleted scene] Well, give up?

[Police Officer has a trace flag, Ren & Stimpy was so excited.]

Ren & Stimpy: EEE!!!

[The Newest Dirt newspaper says "Ren & Stimpy sentenced to 13 life terms. Officer says, "I always get my man!" Fades to jail station.]

Ren: Man, look at all this room.

Stimpy: It's lovely that I ever imagined.

Ren: The bar cell goes here, the library over there, the traffic light up here and holy fish is right here. Of course, there is a long one.

Police Officer: Now listen boys, have I got a new roommates for you?

Ren: That's no problem. We're got wrath of...

[Ren & Stimpy shocked.]

Ren: Thing.

[The big fat guy was going to cell for Ren & Stimpy and Ren & Stimpy is all tied up.]

Police Officer: Uhh, have uh, a nice day. [walks off and whistles]

Stimpy: Looks like another happy ending, Ren.

[The two iris sides of Ren & Stimpy are closing completely at the end of the episode.]