The Goons

I Wanna be Dumb

 * Get off my lawn, Watterson!
 * But why, Mr Robinson?
 * Don't be so cheeky!
 * C'mon sweetie, one puzzle; 1000 pieces of fun!
 * Mom, can we do something, you know...not boring?
 * You mean like the 2000 piece puzzle?
 * No something more like that.
 * I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
 * Hahahaha, bottom!
 * Anais, I think you are a bit too intelligent for that kind of behavior.
 * Well if being intelligent means no fun then I don't want to be intelligent anymore. By the way those go there.
 * Nice...
 * Gumball, can I speak to you.
 * My eyes are up here.
 * How come you guys never ask me to play with you.
 * Well, we thought you liked puzzles.
 * Yeah, puzzles are okay, but i'd like to join you and be dumb for a change, just for a day.
 * For a day, huh...
 * and : Hmm...
 * I think we should give her a chance.
 * Okay then.
 * Yay!
 * For a day, huh...
 * and : Hmm...
 * I think we should give her a chance.
 * Okay then.
 * Yay!

"I'm the President."

 * Here's a game we like to play. It's called 'I'm the President'.
 * What are the rules?
 * Well, I'm the president, and you have to do what I say.
 * Yes sir, Mr President sir!
 * Now, go get the stinkiest thing you can find in the house.
 * Yes sir, Mr President, sir!
 * I'm not doing that!
 * You have to, I'm the President.
 * But the...but...Why?
 * Mr President sir, I found one of Mr Dad's socks.
 * Is it sweaty?
 * Yes sir, it's crunchy on the outside and moldy on the inside. Just the way you like it, sir!
 * Good job, soldier! This shall be our flag, and in Dumb Land, what's the motto?
 * and : "Dumbus Kissus Flagus!"
 * This is so dumb.
 * That's the point!
 * I just don't get it.
 * Anais, look honey! Porcupine parade, 3000 pieces!
 * Please, teach me.
 * That's the point!
 * I just don't get it.
 * Anais, look honey! Porcupine parade, 3000 pieces!
 * Please, teach me.
 * Please, teach me.

How to be Dumb

 * Okay now, notepad ready?
 * Yep.
 * The first rule of dumb is that dumb people don't take notes.
 * Don't...take...notes.
 * AHHHHHH!
 * MY CAAAAARRRRRRR!
 * Now if you want to be dumb you've got to speak dumb Darwin and me will demonstrate, dumb.
 * Dumb.
 * Dumb Dumb Dumb.
 * Dumb dumb dumb dumb.
 * Now you try it.
 * Dumb Dumb Dumb?
 * What?
 * It's just what you said is really rude.
 * Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
 * Well come on how do you speak dumb?
 * Here's a little song that might help you.
 * and : Dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb, duh duh dumb dumb dumb.
 * Dumb duh duh duh dumb, duma duma duma duma duma dumaner DUM.
 * Nope I don't get it.
 * Well come on how do you speak dumb?
 * Here's a little song that might help you.
 * and : Dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb, duh duh dumb dumb dumb.
 * Dumb duh duh duh dumb, duma duma duma duma duma dumaner DUM.
 * Nope I don't get it.
 * Dumb duh duh duh dumb, duma duma duma duma duma dumaner DUM.
 * Nope I don't get it.
 * Nope I don't get it.

Knowing how to be Dumb

 * Okay, now Anais I want you to make a sandwich but like a dumb person would.
 * What?
 * Oh, nothing! It's just smart people always struggle with that one.
 * How do you do it then?
 * Watch and learn.
 * and : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
 * Nope, I don't get it
 * and : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
 * Nope, I don't get it
 * Nope, I don't get it


 * Look, it's not complicated, all you need to do is think dumb, Darwin if you please.
 * Huuuuah Take a look.
 * I'm never going to get this.
 * Ah, don't feel bad. It takes years of dedication to think dumb like we do.
 * Aw, come on, guys. You guys don't think dumb, you don't think at all. That's it! That's it, you literally don't think at all.
 * Hum humph.
 * For example, most people will think twice about putting a hot chili in their mouth, but because you didn't think even once.
 * AHHH Ohh AHHHH
 * You've already done it, I finally get it! I know how to be dumb!
 * , and : YAY!!
 * Anyone want to play fruitball?
 * I DO, I DO.
 * Really? I thought she liked puzzles.
 * Not anymore.
 * I'm now fluent in the beautiful art of dumbness.
 * Ok then. She's in.
 * ,, and :  LET'S PLAY FRUITBALL!!
 * You ready dad?
 * Whoooooo! Yep.
 * , and : YAY!! WHOOOHOO!!
 * YEAAAHHHH! HA HA HA HA!!
 * WHOOOOO!!
 * YEAHHH! HA HA!
 * OOOHHHH!
 * OHHHHH
 * OHHHHH OHHHHHH! AH HA HA HA!
 * Thanks, Gumball. I had a great day.
 * Me too.
 * YEAHHH! HA HA!
 * OOOHHHH!
 * OHHHHH
 * OHHHHH OHHHHHH! AH HA HA HA!
 * Thanks, Gumball. I had a great day.
 * Me too.
 * Me too.

Toe Wrestling

 * What shall we do today guys? Guys?
 * Hey, what are you doing?
 * We're toe wrestling with dad. This little Pinky's going down.
 * I'm gonna toe nail you to the floor.
 * Cool. Can I join in?
 * Mr. Dad's only got 2 feet and they're kinda taken.
 * That's Ok. I can be the referee.
 * We already have one.
 * Now, I want a good clean fight.
 * I'll be the spectator then.
 * Yeah we kinda have those as well.
 * BOOOO.
 * , and :  Ha Ha Ha Ha
 * Oh fine. I'll just go and have some breakfast.
 * What? We didn't hear you. We're having too much fun.
 * Oh fine. I'll just go and have some breakfast.
 * What? We didn't hear you. We're having too much fun.

Complicated puzzle piece

 * Dumbus Kissus Flagus!
 * and : Yes, madam president!
 * I can't believe this. I told her how to be dumb, and now she's totally stealing Dad.
 * Oh, don't be like that, honey. I'm sure they'll include you in a second.
 * This couch is really good for three people.
 * Yeah, if we had a fourth person, it would be kinda cramped.
 * OK, well... how about you play with me?!
 * Yeah, ok, see how she likes it if I steal Mom from her!
 * Oh, we're gonna have so much fun! C'mon, Gumball, just one piece left!
 * You know what, Mom?
 * Yes sweetheart?
 * I don't think this is gonna work out.
 * Oh, I'm so glad you said that. Let's agree to never do this again.
 * Done.
 * So...I'm gonna go, this way.
 * Sure. Oh! Sorry, uh, I'll go that way.
 * , and : EARTHQUAKE!!!
 * Do it again! Do it again!
 * , and : EARTHQUAKE!!!
 * : She thinks she's so dumb. Well, I'll show her who's the dumbest in the whole town! Then Dad will be mine again!
 * Sure. Oh! Sorry, uh, I'll go that way.
 * , and : EARTHQUAKE!!!
 * Do it again! Do it again!
 * , and : EARTHQUAKE!!!
 * : She thinks she's so dumb. Well, I'll show her who's the dumbest in the whole town! Then Dad will be mine again!
 * , and : EARTHQUAKE!!!
 * : She thinks she's so dumb. Well, I'll show her who's the dumbest in the whole town! Then Dad will be mine again!
 * : She thinks she's so dumb. Well, I'll show her who's the dumbest in the whole town! Then Dad will be mine again!

The Dumb Race

 * Gumball?
 * Yes?
 * Can you tell us why we're here now?
 * You're here to race. As you can see, I've gathered the stupidest people in town.
 * Word.
 * Everyone has to wear a blindfold and run as fast as you can. The person who gets the furthest, is officially the dumbest. Dad, you'll be the referee.
 * OK guys, I want a good clean race! Anyone opening their eyes is disqualified. On your marks, get set, wait for it, go!  Oh!  I can't resist the call of dumbness!
 * You might have won Dad sis, but I'm not gonna let you win this!
 * What do you mean, won dad?
 * I'm winning, I'm winning! I'm not winning!
 * Who's the dumbest? Who's the dumbest?
 * Mama?
 * I'm a banana split! It hurts.
 * Who's the dumbest? Who's the dumbest? Who's the dumbest? I'm Ok.
 * Oh Karen, this is just the perfect day. I was wondering...
 * Yes Laurence?
 * Will you marry me?
 * This is happening so fast! Erm oh, I am not saying no, definitely not saying no.  But I need to think about this.
 * You're taking my place at home, and I am taking it back!
 * Are you kidding Gumball? I just want to be dumb for a day! No one could be dumber than you!
 * Wow! That's a really nice thing to say, I kinda feel awkward now!
 * Should we just hug?
 * Gosh, ya, okay!
 * Whoa! That was close!
 * I think we outdone ourselves! Let's go home!
 * and : Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Huh? Oh, I blew it!
 * Wow! That's a really nice thing to say, I kinda feel awkward now!
 * Should we just hug?
 * Gosh, ya, okay!
 * Whoa! That was close!
 * I think we outdone ourselves! Let's go home!
 * and : Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Huh? Oh, I blew it!
 * and : Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Huh? Oh, I blew it!
 * Huh? Oh, I blew it!

At the Hospital

 * Hello, I'm Dr. Butt! And I'm going to take your temperature-
 * Dad! I can't play "Butt Puppet" right now.
 * I was only trying to help.
 * Ugh... this is all your fault, Richard!
 * Well as Referee, I did everything I could to ensure everyone's safety!
 * And six kids ended up in the hospital.
 * Four! Rocky and me are grown up.
 * Word.
 * And you, Gumball Watterson. That was a very dumb thing to do.
 * Aww... Thanks!
 * Ugh... And as for you, young lady, I expected more.
 * Aw mom. I think I don't wanna be dumb anymore. Because it hurts so bad!
 * And all this is because you guys wanted to be my favorite, when we all know in fact that Darwin is my favorite!
 * Fish! My favorite fish! Wait a minute...
 * Where is Darwin?
 * Did I win yet? Did I win yet? Did I win yet? Ow!
 * Fish! My favorite fish! Wait a minute...
 * Where is Darwin?
 * Did I win yet? Did I win yet? Did I win yet? Ow!
 * Did I win yet? Did I win yet? Did I win yet? Ow!