Candy Confessions


 * Boy: Well, hi there, Amigo!
 * Theodore: Hey.
 * Boy: You silly goose. You ran off before I could offer you the deal of a lifetime. Today and today only, we're selling coupons that entitle you to 50 percent off on all candy for a full year.
 * Theodore: Half off? Oh. No, No...I, I don't think--
 * Boy: Look, I'm gonna lay some real world truth on you right now. My boss is going to fire me if I can't sell enough coupons. Please. You're my only little ball of hope.
 * Theodore: This is a terrible day.