People Who Use People


 * Hannah: Oh Jake, I bet you say that to all your co-stars, push Jake... I mean... [pushes Jake]




 * Lilly: Remember when you used to like cake more than girls?
 * Oliver: Yeah...kids!
 * Lilly: Oh, just go get some!
 * Oliver: Okay, maybe one piece.




 * Miley: (angrily) Wha'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!




 * Miley: I thought you were graduating!
 * Willis: I am!
 * Miley: Elementary school!




 * Jake: Plus it was kind of cool that you did all that just to make me jealous.
 * Miley: Whoa, whoa, slow down ego-boy, why would I try to make you jealous? Besides, you have a girlfriend.
 * Jake: Holly? She's not my girlfriend. We have a movie coming out, so we been hanging out as a publicity thing.
 * Miley: Why didn't you tell me that before?!
 * Jake: Ah...well...I think I....
 * Miley: Wait a minute...you were trying to make ME jealous.
 * Jake: Was not.
 * Miley: Was too... Admit it, Jake, you like me!
 * Jake: No! You like me- just say it.
 * Miley: No, you say it.
 * Jake: No, you.
 * Miley: No, YOU!
 * [Jake kisses Miley.]




 * Holly: Isn't that your senior boyfriend over there? [points to Willis]
 * Miley: No, that's just some guy who looks like him.
 * Willis: I'm King Willis!
 * Miley: And has the same name.
 * [Willis looks up, sees Miley and waves.]
 * Willis: Hi Miley!
 * Miley: And knows me.




 * Miley: Willis drinks it black.
 * Jake: Holly drinks it latte.
 * Miley: Willis shaves.
 * Jake: Holly waxes.
 * Miley: Willis is a senior.
 * Jake:[trying to keep a strait face] Wow...
 * Miley: Toodles!




 * Jackson: Now Dad, at the parent-teacher conference you might hear something about a belching contest. I just want you to know that it never happened. (ecstatically) And I was NOT the CHAMPION!!
 * Robby: I can't approve of that kind of behaviour. But I guess better out the attic (belching) than out the basement (flatulence)!




 * Jackson: Whoa whoa whoa...you and Kunkle had coffee? You're kidding!!


 * Jackson: C'mon, what's a dash of terragon among friends?
 * Robby Ray: That's it! The next person who says terragon is gonna be gone!
 * Ms. Kunkel: (calmly) Terragon. (walking out of house) Terragon. Terra- I am so- gone! (leaves in a huff)