Partners & Parachutes

Last time on "Austin & Ally" Ally: Austin and I do like each other, but it's complicated. I think he still has feelings for another girl. I made up my mind. I'm gonna ask Kira to be my girlfriend. It's time for me to face my biggest fear. I'm gonna perform on stage. If you wanna climb, I'll be your ladder. If you wanna run. I'll be your road I did it! I conquered my stage fright! Doesn't matter when. Anything you need. That's what I'll be. You can come to me Austin? I thought about it. Yes, I'll be your girlfriend. You can come to me. Yeah Oh, uh I guess that's the answer to the question I asked you yesterday. And you said yes. I guess that makes it official. Congrats, you two. - Ally, I - Thanks! Well, I better get smooching I mean, scooching. There's a movie I don't wanna kiss I mean, miss. Uh let's go, Trish. Uh, the duet sounded great tonight, Austin, although your timing was a little off. [Nervous chuckling] So Kira, about us I'm afraid that I know. You're afraid my dad's gonna be mad we're officially dating. - See, the thing is - Shh. Let's not worry about my dad right now. Let's just be happy. Aw, man. This is bad. What am I gonna Shh. Let's not worry about Kira and Ally right now. Let's just freak out. [Screaming] [Theme music playing] When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder. 'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under. You're my point, you're my guard. You're the perfect chord. And I see our names together on every billboard. We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock. We'll make 'em say "hey!" And we'll keep rockin'. Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya. Do it without ya, be here without ya. It's no fun when you're doing it solo. With you it's like, "whoa". Yeah, and I know. I own this dream. 'Cause I got you with me. There's no way I could make it without ya. Do it without ya, be here without ya. So have you talked to Austin yet about the big kiss? - What's there to talk about? - Whoa, rewind. Kiss? Yeah yeah. Austin and I kissed last night, but not a big deal. Oh, Sweetie! Your first kiss! That is a big deal! What makes you think it was my first kiss? Okay, it was my first kiss. It was pretty magical. I was there. - Yeah. I felt like Cinderella. - Aw. Until the Prince's girlfriend showed up, then the glass slipper broke, the pumpkin exploded all over me, and the gingerbread man found a wolf in grandma's house. I think you're mixing up your fairy tales. It was pretty Grimm. [Laughing] Too soon? Bottom line Austin has another girlfriend, end of story. Oh, honey. I'm so sorry. But you've got a choice You could think of last night as a night that some boy let you down. Or, you can think of it as the night that you walked out on stage, and conquered your biggest fear. Listen to your mom. You conquered your stage fright. Let's focus on your career now. I'm gonna be your manager. We're gonna do this! You're right. If I can beat my stage fright, I can do anything. It's time to close the door on Austin and open the door on me! You gotta pull. And open the door on me! Woo! Tastes better when it's a challenge. Your move. Nah, I don't feel like playing anymore. I can't stop thinking about the whole Ally-Kira thing. I admit, I was upset about it at first. But if you wanna be with Kira and not Ally, I can accept that. I don't wanna be with Kira. I wanna be with Ally. Woo! Thank goodness because I really couldn't accept that. Oh! Hey, Ally! Oh. Hey, guys. Do you guys wanna be alone? - Uh, yeah. Kinda. - Cool. There's nobody sitting at that table over there. So Did you see Dez's french fry building? I call it the frie-ffel tower! It was funnier when I said it earlier. Okay. Let's not make this any weirder than it needs to be. We kissed. It was good. - Really good. - Okay. Really good. Magical, even. Okay. It was really good and magical. But the point is you chose Kira. But let's just stick to being friends and partners and pretend the kiss never happened. I can't pretend it never happened. Ally, I wanna be with you. Oh, so you broke up with Kira? Well, no. Not yet. Bye, Austin. [Sighs] Bummer, man. Have a fry. It'll make you feel better. First Ally, now the fries?! Do you have to destroy everything you touch? So if I'm gonna get Ally to change her mind, I have to break up with Kira first. - Woo, she's gonna be mad. - Her dad won't be too happy either. Yeah, he doesn't even know we're dating. Wait, that's it! If Jimmy finds out, maybe he'll do the breaking up for me. - Mmm! - Good idea, huh? No, I'm just enjoying my fry. Mmm! I hereby call this first official team Ally meeting to order. - Everyone take a seat. - Everyone's sitting. Let's hear from our songwriter. That's me. I just wrote a new song. And now from our performer. Again, me. [Both chuckle] The vocals are coming along great. And now from our manager. Trish? Well, I've got big plans for your future as a superstar performer. I've devised a one-year plan to get you from here to here! - Okay. What's the plan? - Not a clue. But you end up here! I am so excited! Well, I have already thought of some Ally merchandise. Hmm. Ally sponge. Ally soap. Ally plunger. Ally toilet paper. Single and double-ply. Did you just steal all that stuff from our bathroom and write my name on it? Yup, that's the kind of can-do manager I am. I also called Megan from "Cheetah Beat" to get you an interview. Great job, Trish. Day one progress report amazing. And from there, I'm thinking concerts, a record deal and some dance lessons! Because let's be honest, this Isn't cutting it. - Hey, boyfriend. - Hey, Kira. Boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend. I like the sound of that. It's a great word when used appropriately. I couldn't agree more, boyfriend. [Giggles] Listen, I know we said we were gonna wait, but I think we need to tell your dad about us. Aren't you worried he's gonna stop us from seeing each other? That's a chance I'm willing to take. Hey, there he is. Daddy? What a coincidence seeing you here! You texted me to meet you here. Did I? Anyway The important thing is that you're here. And there's something that we'd like to talk to you about. I'm listening. There's a good chance you're gonna be really, really upset about what I'm about to tell you. Is there a point to this? I think you should know that me and Kira Your only daughter Are dating. And we wouldn't want to continue without your approval, so I have a strict policy against my daughter dating musicians. - No exceptions. - Aw. No exceptions? I gotta say, the fact that you called me down here to ask my permission. Proves that you're the kind of guy my daughter should be with. I'm sorry you feel that way wait. What? You and Kira have my blessing. - Group hug. - Yay! Wait. What? - How's the new song coming? - Oh, great! I'm almost done. Well, guess who got her first interview as a performer? Megan's on her way up. [Exhales] That's awesome! Thanks, Trish. I'm really excited about this interview. It'll be nice to talk about just Ally. Not Austin and Ally. O. M. G. ! I wanna talk about Austin and Ally. I heard you guys sang a duet. Are you a couple? An item? A thing?! Whoa! Someone put too much sugar on their cereal. I brought you here to write about Ally's new career. And I will, but my readers want the gossip. I don't know much about chemistry, because you don't take that till the eighth grade, but I know that you two have it. That's nice of you to say, but Austin's dating somebody else. Trust me, we're just partners. So he does have a girlfriend! Totes juice! Now that we got the gossip out of the way, can we focus on Ally? Of course. Next week. But right now, I have an epic story to break. [Squeals] So [nervous chuckles] That went well. Did you break up with her yet? I tried to, but it didn't go so well. Hey, boyfriend. Hey, Kira. Listen, I need to tell you something. I think we should [Jackhammer pounding] [Inaudible] [Pounding stops] So anyway Please don't hate me. Sorry, I couldn't hear anything you said. Why would I hate you? You're my boyfriend. What I was trying to say is - [Cellphone ringing] - I think we should Hi, Daddy. What? That's awful. I'll be right home. [Exhales] My goldfish Mr. Gills just died. I gotta go. What did you want to tell me? That I'm sorry for your loss? Mr. Gills! Mr. Gills died? [Sniffles] I loved that fish. Anyway, I'm gonna meet up with her again. I gotta get this over with. Austin Moon! Word on the street you have a new girlfriend. And I'm here to get the deets, the skinny, the 411, the juice The information to write my story. [High-pitched] What? That is totes ridic. And isn't there something more interesting to write about than my private life? Nope. Austin: Uh well, I gotta go do something really boring. But I'll, uh, see you later. Dez, walk me out? I have to go break up with Kira and I don't want Megan interfering. I need you to keep her away from me. I'm on it. Megan who wants a stick? Who wants a stick? Go get it! Go get it! [Clatters] Now's your chance. Get out of here! Ugh! I'll get it. So anyway, that's what I've been trying to tell you all week. - Please don't hate me. - I don't hate you, Austin. I mean, I wanna yell and scream at you, but I know that's not gonna make me feel better. - Wow, you're being so cool about it - You inconsiderate [Pounding] [Inaudible] [Pounding stops] Woo! That felt good. - Are we cool now? - Yeah. You're still working with my dad and, there's no reason we shouldn't try and be friends. You're the best. O. M. G. His girlfriend's Kira Starr?! Can you say exclusive?! I am so proud of Ally for getting over her stage fright. We should throw her a party to celebrate. Great idea! We can do it outside in the Mall for free. - Let's get started. - Come on. Hey. How's it going? Great. I just finished a new song for myself and did an interview for "Cheetah Beat". That's awesome! I'm really happy for you, Ally. Listen, I just want you to know that Kira's completely out of the picture. Really? Seriously? "Austin's new girlfriend"? Looks like she's still in the picture to me. Come on, Trish. Ally, wait! [Stammering] Austin, I gotta warn you! Megan took pictures of you and Kira to publish in "Cheetah Beat". Oh. You already know. Aw. Hey! I've got some ideas for some publicity shots. Check it out. Rocker Ally! [Country accent] Country Ally! [Normal voice] And my personal favorite Dragon slayer Ally! Nobody's gonna believe I'm a dragon slayer. [Gasps] Ally's a dragon slayer? I knew dragons were real. Uh. Hey, Ally. Maybe we can hook up later and work on some new songs. Yeah, me and Trish have to come up with some better publicity photos. - Hey! - But let's catch up later. Man! I really messed up with Ally. - I wish she wasn't so over me. - Hey, don't give up now. You're Austin Moon. You can win her over. All you need is a big romantic gesture. I could buy her a piano she could play at her first concert. Gah, you clearly know nothing about romance. You gotta think bigger! Like parachute the piano into the party and then serenade her in front of everyone. Oh! That's genius! That's why they call me [whispers] The love whisperer. No one [whispers] Calls you that. Ally, your father and I are so proud of you for overcoming your stage fright. We can't wait to see what the next step will be in your musical journey. - Ally, I love you, honey. Come here. - [Penny chuckles] Oh, I hope you enjoy this party At which there is a two shrimp limit per person. Uh, can I say a few words? Ally, I just wanna say that I'm so happy for you. And I can't wait to be in the front row of your first concert. When you're playing this! - Look up! - [Helicopter overhead] What is that? I think it's a piano. - Dez, the parachute's not open. - Yeah, it hasn't been pulled yet. Who's gonna pull it? [Inhales sharply] Run! [All screaming] Uh surprise. Ally, I'm really sorry. I should I'm really sorry, man. I blew it. She probably hates me. Well, you did break her piano. You know, I'll never forget that first time we wrote a song together. I was playing the piano She was writing in her songbook. Hey, that's the card from the flowers I got her. "There's no way I could make it without you". She kept it. This must be the song she's working on. Dez, listen to this "I think about you every morning when I open my eyes". "I think about you every moment, every day of my life". This song is amazing. - Wait, do you know what this means?! - That you're really nosy. No. It means no matter what she said, she's liked me this whole time. It's like I'm watching the best romantic movie ever! I know what I need to do. Hey. I think I found a piece without piano in it. Nope. [Acoustic guitar playing] Last summer we met. We started as friends. I can't tell you how. It all happened. Then autumn it came. We were never the same. Those nights, everything felt like magic. And I wonder if you miss me too. If you don't, it's the one thing that I wish you knew. I think about you. Every morning when I open my eyes. I think about you. Every evening when I turn out the lights. I think about you. Every moment, every day of my life. You're on my mind all the time. It's true. How long till I stop pretending? What we have is never-ending. Oh. Oh! If all we are is just a moment. Don't forget me because I won't and I can't help myself. I think about you. Ooh ooh. I think about you. Oh oh. I think about you. Every morning when I open my eyes. I think about you. Every evening when I turn out the lights. I think about you. Every moment, every day of my life. You're on my mind all the time. It's true. I think about you. You, you, you, you. - Austin, I want - Shh! Just come here. I am freaking! Where did she come from? Guess who's on the cover of "Cheetah Beat"? I guess we're officially a couple. Finished! Woo! Fixed the piano, good as new. I think about you every morning when I open my eyes. I think about you every evening when I turn out the lights. I think about you every morning when I open my eyes.