Bid for the Dragon Balls! Pilaf and Crew's Impossible Mission!

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''♪ Opening Song

♪ Don't you wanna dream again? ♪ ♪ Now it's calling for me go back to the start ♪ ♪ Wishing on the starlights ♪ In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow ♪ ♪ Just step on the new stage don't be shy ♪ ♪ Gonna take the challenge of God ♪ ♪ So-Zets-Cho-Zets-Dynamic! ♪ Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick ♪ Keep on going power pumpin' up ♪ ♪ Something greater waiting not so far away ♪''

Beerus the Destroyer awoke from his slumber, in search of a new archrival. And the Kais feared that if Lord Beerus were excited in battle, it could lead to a destructive frenzy that would spell the end of the universe.
 * NARRATOR: Previously, on Dragon Ball Super,

While back on Earth, Bulma kicked off her birthday party on a massive cruise ship, and old friends were reunited once more. But not everyone accepted her invitation. And Goku's not coming either? as Beerus located Goku and set off to confront him on King Kai's world.
 * BULMA: Vegeta told you to tell me he's too busy training?
 * NARRATOR: Though that was hardly the most pressing matter,

He hopes the Saiyan will lead him to the mysterious warrior prophesized to match him, fist to fist. Now. This Super Saiyan God.
 * BEERUS: Whatever it takes, I will find him.

Pilaf and Crew's Impossible Mission!"
 * NARRATOR: "Bid for the Dragon Balls!

[BEERUS chuckles] Eh! [sighs] For the love of-- 'cause I'm not really feeling it. since all that's here is grilled river fish from Planet Wartrin and cluckbird nanban. be sick of that dish, my lord, since I've only made it once for you and that was over a hundred and sixty years ago. When you annihilated Planet Monsa, remember? And if you do choose to stomach a meal you had a mere century and a half prior, then you should hurry. We'll be at North Kai's planet in ten minutes.
 * BEERUS: Mmm?
 * BEERUS: Mmm.
 * BEERUS: Listen up, Whis! Is this all you brought us for lunch,
 * BEERUS: I guess I wasn't paying attention when you told me,
 * BEERUS: And I just remembered that I'm sick of them both.
 * WHIS: I don't see how you could possibly
 * BEERUS: If I say I'm sick of it, I am!
 * WHIS: Well I'm afraid that's your only option.
 * BEERUS: Oh, well in that case.

[GOKU panting] Why is Lord Beerus' energy moving this way?'' That's way too close for comfort! Oooh nooo! Are you sure you're okay? Didn't you say something about your friend's birthday party? Use Instant Transmission and go there right now! Don't worry about a gift. You can just say it's in the mail! I always get kinda bored and stuff. I'm worried about your social life, Goku. I can't let you lose your friends! worried about you, King Kai. You're acting really strange today. I'm just a strange guy! [KING KAI chuckles nervously] ♪ I'm so strange, I'm deranged. ♪ ♪ I'm strange! I'm strange! I'm strange and deranged. ♪
 * KING KAI: Eeeh!
 * KING KAI: ''This is a total disaster!
 * KING KAI: Oh no! He's already in the same galaxy cluster!
 * KING KAI: We're through!
 * GOKU: Uh, what's going on with you, King Kai?
 * KING KAI: Get out of here, quick!
 * GOKU: I don't think so. I'm not really good at parties.
 * KING KAI: You have to go!
 * GOKU: Hm?
 * GOKU: I think I'm the one who should be
 * KING KAI: Ah! Ahhh. No no, nothing's happening,
 * KING KAI: ♪ I'm strange! I'm strange!
 * GOKU: I mean he is weird, but not usually as weird as this?

[fog horn blows]

♪ is more important than my birthday? something more pleasant-- like uh, how old are you now, anyway? [BULMA grunts] [CHICHI sighs] I've never been on a cruise before! Knowing the richest woman on Earth certainly has its perks. Gotta hand it to Goku, he knows how to make friends. Is it true you're giving away a castle and an airplane? Wait 'til you see the grand prize! We've got three of us here, including Marron, and that means three chances! the second prize castle, okay? [A18 grunts] [CHICHI yells]
 * BUU: [inaudible]
 * VIDEL: [inaudible]
 * BULMA: Do they think doing jumping jacks
 * GOHAN: It's not personal, you know that.
 * BULMA: It is to me! You know how long I've known your father?
 * KRILLIN: Aw come on, Bulma, let's talk about
 * BULMA: Like I'd tell you! You should never ask a woman that!
 * GOHAN: Want some more punch?
 * CHICHI: This is amazing.
 * A18: Bulma, I've been dying to ask about these bingo prizes.
 * BULMA: Yup! I sure am! But that's not the best part.
 * A18: You hear that, Krillin?
 * A18: We've gotta make sure we take home
 * KRILLIN: Really? Don't you want the top prize?
 * A18: Something wrong with finishing second?
 * KRILLIN: Okay, I was not going there.
 * CHICHI: I didn't even think about the number of bingo players!
 * CHICHI: How can Goku be missing this?

[GOTEN, TRUNKS laughing] all of the bingo prizes, Trunks?
 * GOTEN: Hey, are you really gonna show me
 * TRUNKS: Yup! It's the VIP tour!
 * GOTEN: Whoa! Awesome!
 * TRUNKS: This way!
 * GOTEN: Sorry, Mr. Chef!
 * CHEF MAN 1A: You damn kids!
 * CHEF MAN 4C: They sure run fast.

[GOTEN stutters] Hold on! I haven't shown you the craziest part yet! Watch this! [GOTEN yells] [TRUNKS sighs] [GOTEN laughs] She says with this baby in place, no one can find out what the grand prize is for bingo till she lifts the curtain! my mom didn't exactly think of everything. [chuckles] out on the ktichen table. [beeping] [sirens wail] [TRUNKS, GOTEN laugh]
 * TRUNKS: All right, Goten. Ready to have your mind blown?
 * GOTEN: Yeah!
 * GOTEN: No flippin' way!
 * GOTEN: These are bingo prizes? My mind is so blown!
 * TRUNKS: Nuh-uh-uuuh!
 * GOTEN: What the--
 * TRUNKS: Goten, wait!
 * TRUNKS: When something's glowing, you probably shouldn't touch it.
 * GOTEN: Awesome! That's some pretty high-level security, isn't it?
 * TRUNKS: Yeah, it's my mom's invention.
 * GOTEN: Whoa!
 * GOTEN: So, I guess that means we have to wait, too.
 * TRUNKS: Oh no it doesn't!
 * TRUNKS: As awesome as that fence is,
 * TRUNKS: You see? That's called a "security gap."
 * GOTEN: Cool! Way to go, Trunks!
 * TRUNKS: Next flaw? Leaving your secret password
 * TRUNKS, GOTEN: Whoa!

[birds cawing] [PILAF'S stomach grumbles] [PILAF whimpers] And that is pretty brutal, even for a dog. buried treasure on this silly island, Emperor? If the map says treasure, there's treasure, okay? a cheap little map! motor boat would work, either! Now the engine's totally shot and it's leaking from at least thirteen places! How are we supposed to get back to civilization in that piece of junk? [PILAF grunts] even if it takes us the rest of our lives! [MAI grunts] [PILAF snarls] [MAI mumbles] [PILAF'S stomach grumbles] All I want is some food. But no! I can't even catch a measly guppy! the glorious Emperor Pilaf!
 * PILAF: I'm so hungry.
 * MAI: You don't get to complain when it's your fault, sir.
 * SHOU: I haven't eaten anything but grass for three whole days!
 * MAI: When are you going to admit there's no
 * PILAF: Listen, you insolent servants.
 * PILAF: It can't be wrong! It cost me fifty Zeni!
 * MAI: Well maybe next time you shouldn't believe
 * MAI: Just like you shouldn't believe that a cheap
 * SHOU: On the bright side, at least I've already dug a grave.
 * PILAF: Enough talking back! We won't stop until we find it,
 * PILAF: My stomach sounds like some jungle beast!
 * PILAF: Aaah! Even the fishies in the ocean are disrespecting

[TRUNKS, GOTEN gasp in awe]

[Dragon Radar beeps]
 * PILAF: Oh.
 * PILAF: Huh. Uuh!
 * PILAF: Yeee-ha-haaa!

[GOTEN laughs] My mom tracked 'em all down, just for today!
 * TRUNKS: Amazing, right?

And that place is moving this way! [fog horn blows] [PILAF chuckles] Gotcha! Ah, aah-uh. The Dragon Radar! [PILAF grunts] The real feast is coming! all seven Dragon Balls! [SHOU, MAI scream] [Dragon Radar beeps] [PILAF laughs]
 * PILAF: All seven Dragon Balls, all in one place!
 * PILAF: But what are the chances of that? Can this be?
 * PILAF: Can this be?!
 * PILAF: Daaah!
 * PILAF: Finally, the great wheel of fortune is turning our way!
 * SHOU: Sire, look!
 * MAI: Your line is moving--you caught something!
 * PILAF: What?
 * PILAF: No, we need that! Come back!
 * SHOU, MAI: We need that food a whole lot more!
 * SHOU: Oh, that's it. We're dead.
 * PILAF: Oh well! We don't need some rinky-dink fish now anyway!
 * PILAF: Because your genius Emperor just found


 * TRUNKS: Better put 'em back before my mom catches us.

[PILAF laughs intensely] I think your head might be workin' a little bit funny. [yells] but did you have to lose the fish, too? then maybe the radar broke when it went underwater.
 * PILAF: Bet you won't doubt me now!
 * SHOU, MAI: Hmm!
 * MAI: You do realize there's nothing on the screen, right?
 * SHOU: You haven't eaten for so long, sire.
 * PILAF: Hm?
 * MAI: Lose your mind all you want,
 * PILAF: I saw it! I'm not delusional, it was there!
 * SHOU: Well sire, if you're sure about your sanity,
 * PILAF: This is waterproof!
 * PILAF: I know I saw 'em! Who's messing with me?!

This is how we row the boat! This is how we row the boat! This is... The Dragon Balls are on that ship! [fog horn blows] This is-- This is how we row the boat! This is how we row the boat! [MAI sobbing] Once we get the Dragon Balls we can do and eat whatever we want, you just gotta think big picture! Are you sure it was all seven Dragon Balls and we won't just row around for no reason until we're fish food? They're all together inside that ship! [SHOU, PILAF, MAI yell] I'm pretty sure that guy isn't friendly! [SHOU, PILAF, MAI yell] But you'll have to do better than that! [SHOU, PILAF, MAI yell] [SHOU, PILAF, MAI panting] [SHOU, PILAF, MAI gasp] [PILAF sighs] [SHOU, PILAF, MAI sniff] [SHOU, PILAF MAI'S stomachs grumble] There's all kinds of booths. You can take your pick! You're not some charity-taking beggars! You're the great Emperor Pilaf's royal guard! [MAI, SHOU whimper]
 * SHOU, MAI: This is how we row the boat!
 * MAI: Sir, I'm too hungry to row!
 * SHOU: Yeah, I'm starving!
 * PILAF: Buck up, soldiers! We're almost there.
 * MAI: Emperor Pilaf! The boat's filling up!
 * PILAF: Just keep rowing! Go, go, go!
 * MAI, SHOU: This is how we row the boat!
 * MAI, SHOU: This is how we row the boat!
 * SHOU: Seriously, sire. I'm sorry, but we're all rowed out!
 * PILAF: Aw, come on, guys. We're almost there.
 * MAI: But my arms feel like noodles!
 * PILAF: Don't cry, it's okay.
 * SHOU: What about any of this is okay?
 * PILAF: Not you too, Shou!
 * MAI: Picture? You're the only one who saw anything!
 * PILAF: Mai, I'm telling you!
 * MAI: Cold! It's so cold!
 * MAI: [gasps] Emperor Pilaf, behind you!
 * PILAF: Holy schnikes! Go!
 * PILAF: Oh man. That was close. Dumb shark.
 * SHOU: Did we make it or am I dreaming this?
 * MAI: Wow, I thought we were all goners for sure!
 * PILAF: You've really hung in there--and now that's literal.
 * TRUNKS: Hey! What are you doing?
 * SHOU, PILAF, MAI: Huh?
 * GOTEN: Hey, silly-heads! It's way easier if you use this!
 * PILAF: Thank you children, you have served us well.
 * GOTEN: So just what were you doing down there?
 * PILAF: [laughs] We were hunting for Dragon--uh.
 * PILAF: Uh, hunting Dragon Fish--you know, the fish?
 * TRUNKS: But don't you need nets or fishing poles?
 * PILAF: Oh we're purists, we fish by hand!
 * TRUNKS: Hey, are you guys hungry?
 * TRUNKS: Why don't you grab some food from my mom's party?
 * SHOU, MAI: You really mean it?
 * PILAF: Not so fast, you two!
 * SHOU: Aw, come on.
 * MAI: All right, sir. After all, you are the boss, I guess.
 * TRUNKS: Well, whatever.
 * GOTEN: Well I'm gonna eat.
 * TRUNKS: Yeah, me too. I'm gonna eat till I'm sick!
 * GOTEN: Oh, me first!

[MAI, PILAF, SHOU gasp lightly] Can't you goody two-shoes defy me once in a while and get what we need? Like, have some initiative! [MAI, SHOU gasp] If you're gonna keep asking me, I'll eat some to shut you up. [GOTEN, TRUNKS chuckle]
 * PILAF: Hey! You idiots! This is your fault for being so obedient!
 * GOTEN: You sure you don't want any?
 * PILAF: What's the use?
 * PILAF: It's heavenly!
 * PILAF: You guys eat some too. We can't be rude!
 * MAI, SHOU: Thank you, Emperor sir!

[phone rings] [VEGETA laughs] Not even that can slow me down now. [buzzer buzzes] She wants you to come to her birthday party. Tell her I have no time for cake and meaningless chatter! Your adorable wife will put up with a lot of crap, but you missing her birthday is not on the list! Get your Saiyan butt over here now! [VEGETA grunts]
 * VEGETA: That was a hundred and fifty times gravity.
 * WOMAN 4A: Excuse me. Mr. Vegeta, sir?
 * VEGETA: Get out, woman! You're interrupting my training!
 * WOMAN 4A: But sir, it's Miss Bulma calling.
 * VEGETA: I said get out!
 * BULMA on phone: Listen Vegeta!
 * WOMAN 4A: Uh.

[GOKU grunting] this kind of stress, honestly. I mean-- I don't have a single restaurant. Ha! [KING KAI, BUBBLES, GREGORY yell] [GOKU grunting] [GOKU panting] a little warning would be nice! [BUBBLES, GREGORY holler] Oh, that's bad! live on this planet, don't you, Goku? Getting stronger is really important to me and I guess I just got carried away. because neither one of you can control yourselves. [KING KAI gasps] Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! That explains why you've been acting so weird all day. Okay, I'll tell you, but just try to listen like a grown-up. or anything close to that, he's a deity. On the same level as Supreme Kai, roughly speaking, and he's actually heading here now. Why are you worried? He's moody, unpredictable, and very scary. destroy stuff, which he does on the slightest of whims. If you do anything he doesn't like, he'll explode your planet without a second thought. after your dog on a walk? I guess that would be enough, sure. [KING KAI growls] Because that's totally disgusting, but the point is is that Beerus is dangerous and any planet or galaxy's at risk whenever he's awake, so we have to be careful! It's not as simple as that. If deities like Kais exist to create life and worlds, and encourage order, then other deities must also exist to destroy life, and spread chaos. His power's on a level beyond anything you've seen or can even imagine, and he could destroy the whole universe if he felt like it! No one can match him! unless absolutely necessary! And if you do meet, I'm warning you, don't do anything stupid! You hear me? You don't want me to challenge this Beerus unless he does something really wrong, right? and don't come out! [KING KAI panting] [KING KAI panting] [KING KAI gasps] [KING KAI screams] Wha-What brings you to my planet? [KING KAI wails quaveringly]
 * KING KAI: Bubbles, I'm not built for
 * KING KAI: Oh, I mean why would Beerus want to come to my world anyway?
 * GOKU: Ka...me...ha...me...
 * GOKU: Yaa!
 * GOKU: Wow, that kinda stung!
 * KING KAI: You Grade A idiot!
 * KING KAI: If you're gonna launch a blast like that,
 * KING KAI: Aah! Uh!
 * KING KAI: Bubbles!
 * GOKU: Eeh.
 * KING KAI: You do realize I still have to
 * GOKU: I'm sorry, King Kai.
 * KING KAI: That's how you roll. I get that.
 * KING KAI: And that's why we can't let you and Beerus meet,
 * GOKU: Wait what? What's a Beerus, is that a person?
 * KING KAI: Aw jeez, that was dumb!
 * GOKU: Oh I see. You've been trying to hide something from me.
 * KING KAI: Mn-mmm!
 * GOKU: So who is this guy?
 * KING KAI: Mmm...
 * GOKU: Ah!
 * KING KAI: Mmm...
 * KING KAI: It's Lord Beerus and he's not a human
 * GOKU: Okay, cool. But deities are good, right?
 * KING KAI: Because Lord Beerus is a very different sort of deity.
 * GOKU: Well what does he do that's so scary?
 * KING KAI: He's called a Destroyer because his role is to
 * GOKU: Like if you just didn't clean up
 * KING KAI: Mmm.
 * GOKU: Or if you didn't eat all your broccoli?
 * KING KAI: [sighs] Yup, that could probably do it.
 * GOKU: Or if you go to a hot spring and pee pee in it?
 * KING KAI: Yes of course, Goku!
 * GOKU: Oh I see. So he's a bad guy, huh?
 * KING KAI: Mmm.
 * KING KAI: The universe must always be balanced.
 * GOKU: Then I take it he's a strong one, huh?
 * KING KAI: The word "strong" does not begin to cut it.
 * GOKU: Wow, can't wait to meet this guy!
 * KING KAI: That is not going to happen
 * GOKU: Okay, I get it!
 * KING KAI: Hmm. Hm?
 * KING KAI: Get inside! Don't talk, don't move,
 * KING KAI: Okay, keep it together, King Kai. No problem.
 * GOKU: Ouch, King Kai. Take it easy!
 * GOKU: What was that for?
 * KING KAI: I never should've gotten out of bed.
 * BEERUS: Something the matter, Kai?
 * GOKU: Hmm.
 * KING KAI: L--Lo-Lord Beerus, sir!
 * GOKU: Oh, wow! So that's what a Destroyer God looks like, huh?
 * BEERUS: Mm.

''♪ Closing Song

♪ I see all these kids ♪ As I walk to school '♪ Their colorful backpacks so unique and cool ♪ ♪ I can't help but wonder which color I choose ♪ ♪ If I still were a kid ♪ Where would I run off to ♪''