The Bet


 * I still maintain that you wouldn't be able to beat dad in a eating contest.
 * Okay, okay, you win. LET ME OUT!
 * Your turn. I bet you can't kiss your own tail.
 * Challenge accepted.
 * Ha ha ha, dude. You look like a wiener with a botched facelift!
 * Ok, you lost. You're my slave for the day!
 * WHAT? No way, man, double or quits!! I bet you can't pluck that flower triplets and carry it across the playground.
 * Mmm hmm...
 * WAIT, NO! Errrr... I bet I can jump through my own leg!
 * Triple or quits!
 * Quadruple or quits!
 * What's the next duple after that?
 * Quintuple. Why are you repeatedly jumping on your face?
 * Because it's fun!
 * Define 'fun'.
 * Oh, you know, like hanging out with friends, gawking at girls, and playing games like this one!
 * Computing friends, girls, games. Results: zero.
 * Can I join your game?
 * Of course you can. Ok, we're playing bets, and the loser is the winner's servant for 24 hours!
 * But your chances of beating a robotic unit in any task is 0.000001%
 * Really? Well, I bet you can't say the alphabet faster than me!
 * Challenge accepted. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQR-
 * The alphabet.
 * Recomputing question. Trick detected. Failure acknowledged.
 * Sorry man, you lose!
 * Switching hard-drive to slave mode.
 * Awaiting command.
 * Dude, we have our own super hi-tech robot for 24 hours!
 * We can use his power for the good of mankind!
 * We can save dolphins!
 * Stop global warming!
 * and bring peace to the world!
 * There's so much good we can do!
 * The alphabet.
 * Recomputing question. Trick detected. Failure acknowledged.
 * Sorry man, you lose!
 * Switching hard-drive to slave mode.
 * Awaiting command.
 * Dude, we have our own super hi-tech robot for 24 hours!
 * We can use his power for the good of mankind!
 * We can save dolphins!
 * Stop global warming!
 * and bring peace to the world!
 * There's so much good we can do!
 * There's so much good we can do!

Nurse's office

 * Do you have anything for this?
 * Well, I'm not a mechanic, but how long has this been going on?
 * Ever since I fell in love with your mom.
 * I thought you wanted to do good for mankind?
 * Yeah, but this is more fun. Now make out with the defibrillator!
 * Oh no, what are you doing?!?
 * What the... Watterson!
 * Oh no, what are you doing?!?
 * What the... Watterson!
 * What the... Watterson!
 * What the... Watterson!

Punishment

 * This is a violation of the first amendment!
 * Preventing you from breaking medical equipment and making jokes about the Nurse`s mother is not a violation of your freedom of speech! As punishment. You will mow the stadium field during your lunch break. Now get out of here.

School hall

 * I wish that guy would just get lost.
 * I wish that guy would just get lost.
 * Where am I?
 * Where am I?
 * Where am I?

Stadium Field

 * Bobert, A bit more on the left!
 * I don`t think that's right.
 * I know Principal Brown has no sense of humor, man.
 * I`m talking about the way you treat Bobert.
 * Well, I`m sorry. But he`s the one who asked to play. Careful with those edges, dude! Besides, I didn't make the rules.
 * Uh, Yeah you did. You know Bobert`s not normal. His life is so sad. We should help him.
 * Sure, Whatever.
 * Task complete.
 * A bit more hair on the horse's tail!
 * Perfect.
 * Perfect.
 * Perfect.

How to Talk to Girls

 * Bobert, We`re going to find you a girlfriend.
 * What? Why?
 * Because his life is pathetic and he needs some love. Now walk up to Tina. She's desperate, and you are available?
 * But I don't know how to talk to girls.
 * And he`s probably not gonna appreciate switching out of slave mode to find he`s married to some jurassic meat sack! What am I talking about? This is funniest idea ever.
 * Hey, Baby girl.
 * This might come as a shock.
 * But I can see there`s an energy inside you.
 * But I can see there`s an energy inside you.
 * In fact, If we got-
 * -together, Sparks would fly.
 * It would be-
 * -electric.
 * Whoa, no one`s ever spoken to me with such poetry before.
 * I`m-
 * Not talking to you-
 * I`m talking to the fuse box.
 * : I`m sorry I just couldn`t help it. You kept talking about all that electric stuff, and the fuse box was there! 
 * : I`m sorry I just couldn`t help it. You kept talking about all that electric stuff, and the fuse box was there! 
 * : I`m sorry I just couldn`t help it. You kept talking about all that electric stuff, and the fuse box was there! 

In the Classroom

 * I can`t believe you did that to Bobert all of this because of your stupid game.
 * Shhhhh-h!
 * Dude, whisper.
 * I am whispering!
 * No, you`re just doing a whispery voice. If anything, It`s louder than normal Look, If want make Bobert feel like a normal kid, you treat him like one, not a charity case.
 * Go tell that to his head!
 * Well, I patched him up as best as I can, but for the last time I'm a nurse, not a mechanic!
 * Well, i'm not a florist... or a meteorologist...  or some kind of freak show owner.   But you don't see me complaining, Do you?
 * Hmph!
 * Bobert, would you rather have an awesome friend or a patronizing fairy godmother?
 * I'm not a fairy godmother!
 * Get out of here! Can't you see I'm on my break?
 * Aw. Dude, she's even more upset than you are. She seriously needs to chill out.
 * She seriously needs to chill out.

At the Park

 * Fetch! Hmm.... All right, smarty-pants no arms this time.  Fetch!
 * So, this is treating him like a normal kid, huh?
 * A normal kid who lost his bet fair and square. Do you think I wouldn't do the same to you? This time, no feet.  Fetch!
 * I guess you would, but still. This is no way to treat a, uh...
 * Go on, say it! A challenged person?
 * No.
 * You think you're better than him? It took you five years to learn facial expresions, and there are still some you don't know! What's this one?
 * You're making it diffcult on purpose!
 * Don't worry, I made this one up, but that's my point. Bobert has to learn. He's a pretty sharp kid, you know. Don't let the dog get it!
 * Ah! Ah! Ah! AAH! Oh! You're lucky I'm a licensed rollerblader, okay? If I hadn't been able to perform a safe roll, you could have lost a friend.  Blades. For. Life. You be careful now.
 * This world needs less rollerbladers, man.
 * AAH! I'm okay!
 * AAH! I'm okay!

Full Control

 * Hey, Darwin. check this out. Bobert, divide by zero.
 * See, that's the problem here. any other kid, normal or not, would have some limits, but a robot just doesn't. It's unfair to do that to him.
 * Why are you so uptight about this? I don't see anyone else having a problem with it.
 * That's because no one else is here.
 * Huh? Where is everybody?
 * Hey, what are you still doing here? School's canceled today, there's no teachers.
 * No teachers? Get out of here.
 * AAH!
 * Uh, what just happened here?
 * Following command.
 * Dude, I never asked you to throw him out the window, I said get out of here.
 * What the droid?
 * See? I told you a robot's got no limits or common sense. This can only go bad!
 * Oh, come on as long as I don't say, "Bobert, terminate Gumball" or whatever, it's fine.
 * Put an end to it!
 * No! Ow, okay! Bobert, you don't take orders from anyone now, all right?  Aah! What the..? What's your problem, man?
 * Following command. Bobert, terminate Gumball.
 * Oh, yeah... Delete that from your memory.
 * Command denied. Bobert, you don't take orders from anyone now, all right? Commence termination.
 * Why am I running? It's you he's trying to terminate.
 * Because, you wanted to hear me say I was wrong.
 * You know me well, don't you?
 * AAh!
 * Wait! I have an idea!
 * Look at what you've done... He was all I had.
 * Come on, Come on, Come on, take the bait.
 * I'm sorry, Watterson. I know this isn't appropriate, but I just need to warm up.
 * AAAAHHH! Get off! Get off! Get off!
 * Wait! I'm so cold!
 * Ahh, that's better.
 * Come on, Come on, Come on, take the bait.
 * I'm sorry, Watterson. I know this isn't appropriate, but I just need to warm up.
 * AAAAHHH! Get off! Get off! Get off!
 * Wait! I'm so cold!
 * Ahh, that's better.
 * Wait! I'm so cold!
 * Ahh, that's better.
 * Ahh, that's better.

Nurse's office #2

 * Oh, Thank goodness you need help me Bobert's gone crazy.
 * Here you go.
 * What's that?
 * Tech-Support hotline... I'm not a mechanic.
 * AAH! Thanks!
 * AAH! Thanks!

On the phone

 * Good afternoon, and thank you for calling our Technical Support.
 * Yes, hi, I have a problem-
 * To book an appointment with one of our technicians, press one, to check on an order-
 * Dagnabbit, you stupid answering machine! I wanted to talk to-
 * No need to be rude, sir. If you did this job all day, you too would end up talking like a machine.


 * Watch out!
 * AAH!
 * What are you doing?
 * Getting my change.
 * Just get out of here!

The Library

 * I'm sorry, Gumball. I can't slow him down any longer, my belly's too chafed. OOH! Oh, wait, never mind, he's still going at exactly the same pace.
 * Come on, Come on how do you stop a robot? I thought books were supposed to be useful. Hmm.
 * Darwin, I got him!
 * (muffled) You got me, too.
 * Are you okay?
 * Oh, I'm fine. (shouting) Apart from the fact that none of this would have happened if it wasn't for this stupid game!
 * It's not my fault, he wanted to be treated like a normal kid. So I treated him like one because that's what he is. Aren't you Bobert?
 * Initating countdown!
 * Oh, great. He's gonna self-destruct even when I'm right. I'm wrong.
 * 10...
 * Please tell me that's minutes and not seconds.
 * Get me out of here!
 * 9...
 * 8...
 * Dude, I've got a plan. It involves me running out that door. The problem is only one of us survives. What? you got a better idea?
 * 7...
 * Defuse him!
 * What? Like, water him down?
 * No, not dilute, defuse! Like a bomb!
 * 6...
 * Hmm, do you have one of those tiny, tiny screwdrivers? No? Oh, well.
 * 5...
 * Who would have thought that it would all end like this, huh?
 * There's still five seconds to do something!
 * 4...
 * WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
 * I'm waitng until he gets to three so I get that super strength you get in life-threatening situations.
 * 3...
 * Not gonna happen.
 * 2...
 * So, I guess It's time for some good last words, huh?
 * 1... 0. Twenty-four hours completed! Slave mode de-activated. Want to play another game?
 * UH. Yeah all right.
 * 1... 0. Twenty-four hours completed! Slave mode de-activated. Want to play another game?
 * UH. Yeah all right.