The Shippening


 * Ah, officers, what can I do you for?
 * License, please.
 * Sure, there you go.
 * That's a doctor's license.
 * Yes. That'll be a hundred dollars.
 * Alright, keep your hands on the wheel. Guys, check what he's got back there.
 * Guh. This is some creepy doll, chief.
 * We are friends
 * Everything is fine
 * What's mine is yours
 * And what's yours is mine.
 * What was that, Frank?
 * Nothing, chief.
 * I really wish I was in bed today.
 * Uh... we're gonna need some reinforcement, sir!
 * Oh come on, trooper! How big can one truck be?
 * There's a map on the fifth floor.
 * Wow, everything looks so beautiful. The light, the world, the... huh? Where did these love handles come from?  My wife! She looks like a moose!  What kind of dark magic is this?
 * Uhh, they're not magic. I think you just need glasses.
 * Alright, most of that stuff looks pretty illegal.
 * I think you'll find all the right paperwork in here.
 * There's no paperwork here, it's just thousands of dollars! We're taking you downtown.
 * Fair enough. See you guys there!
 * Sir, he's getting away!
 * Or maybe he's making a u-turn so he can take the correct exit.
 * Maybe he's made a mistake and will realize that isn't the way to the precinct.
 * Hey!
 * Fair enough. See you guys there!
 * Sir, he's getting away!
 * Or maybe he's making a u-turn so he can take the correct exit.
 * Maybe he's made a mistake and will realize that isn't the way to the precinct.
 * Hey!
 * Maybe he's made a mistake and will realize that isn't the way to the precinct.
 * Hey!
 * Hey!

Sarah and the Notebook

 * Boss, that ice cream girl just stole a piece of evidence!
 * Good point, sergeant! We should go get ice cream.
 * Don't you mean you should go back and retrieve that notebook?
 * Sorry, you're right. We should definitely go for ice cream!
 * Okay, and then we check on her.
 * That's right, yeah. Then chicken.
 * Who should I ship today?
 * Who should I ship today?
 * Who should I ship today?

The Shippening Cometh

 * The sun was rising over Elmore... And there was something intoxicating in the air.  It was love!  Which brings us to a lonely young girl called Teri. She lived her life in the safety zone, but there's no medication for falling head over heels...  in love. Alan rushed over...
 * as ​​: Did it hurt?
 * Alan said, the gentle light glistening on his chiseled features.
 * as : Not as much as all these years yearning for you!
 * She said, her heart in her mouth. Without further ado, they kissed, their lips crashing into each other,  forever oblivious to the world around them.
 * I have no words.
 * Then please, allow me. I'm dumping you, you iron-jawed gas sack!  You're welcome.
 * Uh. And what're you gonna say about that?
 * In that moment, I felt something I've never felt before!
 * ​​: I love the way you speak your mind. Literally.
 * Without further ado they kissed, the waves of their love sweeping away everything around them.
 * I would say it looks like Cupid needs to lay off the ambrosia for a while.
 * ​​: I love the way you speak your mind. Literally.
 * Without further ado they kissed, the waves of their love sweeping away everything around them.
 * I would say it looks like Cupid needs to lay off the ambrosia for a while.
 * I would say it looks like Cupid needs to lay off the ambrosia for a while.

Strange Ships Are Happening

 * Look, Karen, I've been meaning to ask you for a long time, and I finally got the money for a ring.
 * Oh, Laurence, I thought you'd never a-
 * ​​: I will!
 * Serving some bridal realness there, Mr. Small!
 * Honey, I love it.
 * This'll truly represent our newfound love. And it'll look great on my shoulder.
 * No. I want it here.
 * and : What the what?
 * Hey! How's it going, guys?
 * We can't let him see his dad kissing Barbara!
 * We need a diversion!
 * Ow!
 * Well it's still less painful for him.
 * Ow!
 * Well, his feelings are still intact. I'm sure he'll thank us one day.
 * After six months of physiotherapy and learning how to talk again!
 * I've waited forever for this kiss!
 * Is it me, or is something really weird going on today?
 * Ow!
 * Well, his feelings are still intact. I'm sure he'll thank us one day.
 * After six months of physiotherapy and learning how to talk again!
 * I've waited forever for this kiss!
 * Is it me, or is something really weird going on today?
 * Is it me, or is something really weird going on today?
 * Is it me, or is something really weird going on today?

More Ships, Oddballs, and the Culprit

 * ​​: I guess I've always known we've shared deep feelings but sometimes, it's hard to see what's right in front of your eyes. I love you, man.
 * I dunno, man. That doesn't seem so out of the ordinary for him.
 * Hi!
 * Who are you?
 * I'm your cousin, Zachariah Lopez Kirby! I have a hyper mood and I like paragliding and ducks! I hate arguments and itchy hats!
 * Uhh... right.
 * And I'm Zachariah's girlfriend, Bexi! It's short for Albexandra. Backstory: I was raised by my uncle Timutet and his twin dogs, Rahmir and Castro. Catchphrase: This bird is out of control!
 * Okay.
 * How often would she get to use that catchphrase?
 * Dude, I think you were right. I don't see how this day could get any weir-aaaaaand here we go.
 * What the? Dude! This is so messed up!
 * I know, right? I mean, a future me? Wearing sandals?
 * I mean you're gonna steal Carrie from me! It's supposed to be "Carwin," not "Carball," you homewrecking woman-eater!
 * And it looks like I didn't stop at women.
 * I agree. Always thought I was the one wearing the pants in this relationship.
 * What is going on?
 * This mess has got Sarah's name written all over it.
 * How do you know?
 * I agree. Always thought I was the one wearing the pants in this relationship.
 * What is going on?
 * This mess has got Sarah's name written all over it.
 * How do you know?
 * How do you know?

The Shippening Goes Too Far

 * Her heart pounding in her chest, Penny said to Banana Joe, "Let's never split."
 * What did you do this time?
 * Nothing, I swear!I was just writing some non-canon AT and AR ships. They had oneshot here and there, and a bit of OOC, some OC drawings of course, but mostly OTP stories and fanservice.
 * and : Wait, what?
 * Well I was just writing love stories about everyone in Elmore. I got a bit carried away.
 * Where did you get this?
 * Well it fell off the back of a truck! That's not a euphemism, it literally did.
 * and : The Awesome Store.
 * Well just take a look at what happened when you wrote in it.
 * Wait, wait, wait. I'm an otaku, light could kill me.
 * It's like a commercial for male deodorant out there.
 * Oh my gosh. So when I wrote all this, it became canon in reality. Excuse me for a second.
 * Well you gotta fix it, okay?
 * Right.
 * Oh, I probably need to destroy it thoroughly.
 * Are you oka-
 * : Uh, hey? I'm alive and in quite a lot of pain.
 * Okay, so, the only solution is to rewrite it back to normal.
 * Open up! This is the police!
 * They're here for the notebook!
 * Then hurry up and start already!
 * Okay. I got nothing.
 * What?
 * I got writer's block! You're gonna have to do it!
 * Uhh...
 * Open up! This is the police!
 * They're here for the notebook!
 * Then hurry up and start already!
 * Okay. I got nothing.
 * What?
 * I got writer's block! You're gonna have to do it!
 * Uhh...

The Shippening Doth Come to a Swift End

 * Mr. Small looked at Larry and said-
 * as ​​: It's not you, Larry. It's me.
 * Oh wait, no.
 * Larry said-
 * as : We can't see each other anymore.
 * It was a hard blow for Mr. Small, and Larry was destroyed.
 * You're making it worse!
 * Th-th-this is hard!
 * Just keep it simple! Like...Principal Brown and Jackie Wilson broke up!
 * Scratch that. They get back together.
 * They're breaking down the door!
 * I got this!
 * Come on, troopers! Go, troopers! Bring on the heat.
 * Good job, dude!
 * I haven't written anything yet. But I'll send a little something to delay them.
 * Come on!
 * Come on, come on, come on!
 * Bobert, Jamie, and Tina were having a picnic. They knew it would be their last meal together.
 * as : Don't be so sad, what we had was beautiful. Let's eat, Bobert.
 * Tina said.
 * Wait, shouldn't there be a comma before "Bobert?"
 * What difference does that make?
 * Penny said to Joe...
 * as : It's over.
 * And his stomach twisted into a knot as he cried. Hot Dog Guy and Clare looked at each other with tears in their eyes.
 * as : We need space.
 * Said Clare.
 * as ​​: I agree.
 * He replied.
 * as : I'm sorry, but this is moving too fast for me.
 * as : I'm sorry, but this is moving too fast for me.
 * This bird is out of control!
 * Huh, what do you know?
 * And then Yuki said, "I'm sorry, but this is moving too fast for me."
 * What? You think you can just lock three people in a room and and pressure them to keep coming up with gold? Eventually they'll start repeating material. I mean, what, you think you can just lock three people in a room and and pressure them to keep coming up with gold? Eventually they'll start re-
 * Open up!
 * They made it up the stairs!
 * And all we've done is make things worse!
 * Aaaand there's only space left for one sentence.
 * What are we gonna do?
 * I've got an idea.
 * I love you, Sarah!
 * Me too! And without further ado...
 * What the what? How did you do that?
 * "Gumball and Darwin kiss Sarah, but in the end, none of this mattered because it was all just fanfiction!"
 * Ah, genius idea. But, wait, how did us kissing you help that plan?
 * It didn't.
 * And then Yuki said, "I'm sorry, but this is moving too fast for me."
 * What? You think you can just lock three people in a room and and pressure them to keep coming up with gold? Eventually they'll start repeating material. I mean, what, you think you can just lock three people in a room and and pressure them to keep coming up with gold? Eventually they'll start re-
 * Open up!
 * They made it up the stairs!
 * And all we've done is make things worse!
 * Aaaand there's only space left for one sentence.
 * What are we gonna do?
 * I've got an idea.
 * I love you, Sarah!
 * Me too! And without further ado...
 * What the what? How did you do that?
 * "Gumball and Darwin kiss Sarah, but in the end, none of this mattered because it was all just fanfiction!"
 * Ah, genius idea. But, wait, how did us kissing you help that plan?
 * It didn't.
 * Me too! And without further ado...
 * What the what? How did you do that?
 * "Gumball and Darwin kiss Sarah, but in the end, none of this mattered because it was all just fanfiction!"
 * Ah, genius idea. But, wait, how did us kissing you help that plan?
 * It didn't.
 * Ah, genius idea. But, wait, how did us kissing you help that plan?
 * It didn't.