He Ain't a Hottie, He's My Brother


 * Lilly: [enters Miley's room and sneaks up beside her and yells] MILEY!
 * Miley: [falls off the bed] You know if you didn't have that whole Miley/Hannah thing over me, Bang! Zoom!
 * Lilly: Yeah, yeah, I'm shakin' in my boots, speakin' of which, I can't wait to wear these tomorrow at the Mack & Mickey in the Morning Show. This is gonna be so awesome! Hannah Montana and her peeps who keep her grounded. Eeep, I'm a peep!
 * Miley: Did you put extra sugar in your sugar crunchies again?
 * Lilly: Just a little bit. I'm so excited! I didn't slept last night.
 * Miley: That makes two of us. I had a dream that you would not believe. You are about to kiss…I can't even say it.
 * Lilly: Who's I about to kiss?
 * Miley: …Jackson! Bleah! {waits a few seconds} Why aren't you bleah-ing with me?
 * Lilly: Well...
 * Miley: {imitating Lilly} "well.." is not an option. It's either blah or uggh, pick one.
 * Lily:: But I really like him.
 * Miley: [in really fast voice]Jackson loving freak o' nature say what?


 * Miley: [Lilly, Miley, and Oliver are sitting at the beach. Lilly is staring at Jackson and sighing, Miley hits her and says] Stop that. Oliver, tell her how ridiculous this is!
 * Oliver: Miley, can you tell the sun not to rise in the morning? I mean, can you tell the wave not to crash on the shore?
 * Miley: You've been watching soap operas again?
 * Oliver: No, it's just, uh…my Grandma came in town. She's visiting…uh…
 * Miley: Yeah, you have.


 * Miley: [Jackson picks up a puppy and tries to find his mommy and Lilly sighs] Lilly, please. Lord Voldemort would look cute with puppy, snap out of it.
 * Lilly: You know, this is all your fault anyway. You're the one who had that stupid dream, and I was perfectly happy crushing in silence and stealing hair of the brush when no one was looking.
 * Miley: What? And by "what", I mean EWW!


 * Mailman: [Robbie is playing the guitar, the mailman rings the bell and Robbie opens the door] Robbie Stewart?
 * Robbie: That would be me. Hey, first, tell me what you think of this. [sings] I'm super cute, super hot, I'm the girl you like a lot, I'm super super girl! I'm super super girl! [stops singing] What do you think?
 * Mailman: I think you're super super weird!
 * Robbie: The gardener loved it.


 * Jackson:[Miley is asking Jackson if he feels the same way for Lilly] Huh!
 * Miley: Huh, what?
 * Jackson: I'm starting to think about Lilly that way.
 * Miley: No, no, wrong way, go back.
 * Jackson: No, no, she's cute, she's smart, she's not a kid anymore. Jackson likey!
 * Miley: And Miley pukey!


 * Mickey: There might be some tension in the Hannah posse.
 * Hannah: Tension, what tension? There's no tension. No, no that's just a little thing we do and we're like, Hey Lola! [spits]; Hey Jackson! [spits]
 * Mike: Yeah, that's just how we roll, yo! [spits in Hannah's face].
 * Hannah: Thank you Mike, thank you for the help.
 * Mike: [Points at Mack] Word!
 * Mack: Oh, from your mother?
 * Hannah: It's actually to your mother.
 * Mack: Oh, it's to your mother, you're right, I never know.
 * Hannah: You never know.


 * Lilly: [Miley was dreaming and Lilly enters her room] Oh, why aren't you up yet? You're supposed to help me pick out an outfit for Mack & Mickey tomorrow.
 * Miley: That's tomorrow?
 * Lilly: Yep.
 * Miley: I had the weirdest dream.
 * Lilly: What was it about?
 * Miley: You liked Jackson, and he liked you back. I tried to stop it and I was wrong, so if you really do like my brother I'm okay with it.
 * Lilly: Me and Jackson, together. Really…Blehhh!
 * Miley: Ah, that's my girl.