Future Harper


 * Max: This is awesome!
 * Justin: Is it Max? Is this what you really wanted for your birthday?!

[Max, Justin and Alex are canoeing on lava.]
 * Alex: If we live I am so taking my gift card back!

[Justin is reading one of H.J. Darling's books with Alex, Max and Harper in the lair.]
 * Alex: Did she steal our stories?
 * Justin: Wait.
 * Alex: Did she steal our stories?
 * Justin: Wait. [reads for a few more seconds then slams the book close] She stole our stories!
 * Alex: I knew it! Our stories are making this lady rich!
 * Harper: And famous!
 * Justin: And famous! There's a crazy ten minute sale, the kids get stuck in a movie, the brother turns invisible and they pour orange soda into a genie's lamp.


 * Future Harper: I'm Harper from the future.


 * Future Harper: Ooh you seem upset. Did Mason break up with you already?
 * Alex: Who's Mason?


 * [Alex picks up book]
 * Random Girl: [gasps] Alex Russo has a book!


 * Alex: (shouting at Harper at the Grand Canyon) HARPER! I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!
 * Harper: WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
 * Alex: I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!
 * Harper: A MISSION TO DO WHAT?
 * Alex: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
 * Harper: MISSION IMPOSSIBLE? I ALREADY SAW THAT!
 * Alex: MEET ME BACK AT THE HOUSE!
 * Harper: OKAY!
 * Alex: OH, SO NOW YOU HEAR THAT? (leaves)