The Phantom of Retroland


 * Carl: Sheen, the phantom of Retroland is gonna tear us limb from limb and eat us! Say something!
 * Sheen: You ever notice how Jimmy's hair is like one of those gum massager things? It's all swirly and... What?!


 * Jimmy: Glad you could make it, Sheen. How did you sneak out?
 * Sheen: Oh, I just told my grandma that I had to go to a deserted theme park to be eaten by a maniac. She told me to wear clean underwear.