Momma Robotnik's Birthday

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Momma Robotnik's Birthday".

Note: Scenes that were cut from certain reruns are highlighted in 

[''The episode begins with a view outside Robotnik's fortress. Thunder booms and lightning flashes, and a huge rumbling sound is heard in the forest below. A rabbit that look similar to Pocky turns around and sees some trees fall over, then he, a squirrel that looks similar to Ricky, a lizard, and a mouse that looks similar to Mickyfrom Sonic the Hedgehog 2 all run away in fear. The rumbling is revealed to have come from Momma Robotnik, who is on her way to Dr. Robotnik's fortress. She is holding a green umbrella in her right hand. Meanwhile, Coconuts is at a toll booth, with a right hand being held up at the end of the gate, and a sign that says, DR. ROBOTNIK'S LAB GET LOST.'']
 * Coconuts: I hate guard duty! Hate it, hate it, hate it!

[Just then, a huge rumbling sound occurs near the toll booth.]
 * Coconuts: Doo, what's that? Oh, who's there? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Whoa!

[''Coconuts reaches into the booth with his right hand and pulls out a phone that looks similar to Grounder's Robocom phone. He holds it up to his right ear.'']
 * Coconuts: I'd better call the big guy!

[Meanwhile, in Robotnik's Fortress, Dr. Robotnik is holding a screwdriver in both his hands, which he uses to screw a giant robot's left leg together.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: Aha, just a little more...

[Just then, an alarm sounds, which causes Robotnik to drop his screwdriver.]
 * Robotnik: What the... D'oh! Who dares to interrupt me? Stupid fool! Made me drop my screwdriver!

[Robotnik backs up into the giant robot's left leg, causing the giant robot to fall to pieces on top of him.]
 * Robotnik: [yells]

[''Robotnik reaches out from under the pieces of the giant robot with his left arm, and uses his left thumb to flick a switch on his computer. Coconuts appears on the screen.'']
 * Coconuts: Dr. Robotnik, eh... eh... are you there?

[Robotnik, who now has a funnel on his head, pulls the giant robot's head up with both his hands.]
 * Robotnik: Coconuts! I told you never to call me when I'm busy!
 * Coconuts: But, but, but, aw, something's coming! [yells] Something big! [yells again] Big, big, big! Really big! Aaaah-ha-ha! Oh, no! Help!

[''Coconuts covers his eyes and cries as Mama Robotnik, who is now revealed to be carrying a basket in her left hand, walks right through the toll booth, smashing it to pieces. As she gets closer to Robotnik's fortress, the screen on Robotnik's computer turns to static.'']
 * Robotnik: Coconuts? Come in, you hunk of robotic junk!

[The rumbling gets closer to Robotnik's fortress.]
 * Robotnik: What's that?

[Robotnik presses a button on the intercom with his right index finger.]
 * Robotnik: Grounder! Scratch! Emergency alert!

[Scratch and Grounder run in next to Robotnik, who points to them with his right index finger.]
 * Robotnik: Something has invaded the fortress! Stop it at all costs!

[Scratch and Grounder hold their left hands up to their heads to salute Robotnik.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Right, Dr. Robotnik!

[Scratch and Grounder run up to the front door, but Momma Robotnik kicks it with her left foot, crushing them with it.]
 * Scratch and Grounder [heard behind the door]: Ugh!

[Robotnik is now seen trembling in fear when he sees that his mother has come to visit.]
 * Robotnik: My... Momma? Oh, uh, hello, uh, Momma?

[The door opens, revealing a flattened Scratch and Grounder behind it.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Momma? Momma!

[''Momma Robotnik growls as she's too big to fit through the doorway, so she forces herself through it, and pushes the door back over Scratch and Grounder with her left hand. She then walks towards Robotnik.'']
 * Robotnik: Uh, nice to see you, Momma.

[As Momma Robotnik talks to and walks towards her son, he backs up from her.]
 * Momma Robotnik: "Nice to see you"? Is that all I get after all these years?

[Momma Robotnik corners her son up to a wall.]
 * Robotnik: Why did you leave the Mobius Home For Really Bizarre Mothers?
 * Momma Robotnik: I didn't leave; I escaped, to come and see my rotten son!

[Momma Robotnik points her umbrella at her son's nose.]
 * Momma Robotnik: I knew you'd forget! It's my birthday, you no-goodnik!
 * Robotnik: I know it's your birthday.
 * Momma Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Don't lie to me, you fibber!

[Momma Robotnik picks her son up by the collar of his suit with her right hand.]
 * Momma Robotnik: But it's not too late! I know just the present I want you to give me!

[Momma Robotnik now holds her son by the back of his suit with her right hand and holds him up to his computer, which now displays an image of the Mobius National Park on its screen.]
 * Momma Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Look here.
 * Robotnik: You want trees for your birthday?
 * Momma Robotnik: No!

[''Momma Robotnik pulls her son back. She is revealed to be holding her umbrella in her left hand, and her basket in her left elbow. Robotnik tries to run away, but since his feet can't reach the ground, he gets nowhere.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: I want the Mobius National Park destroyed! It spoils the view from my bedroom window.
 * Robotnik: Of course, Momma. What a wonderful gift Idea! Grounder, Scratch, I'll need some special robots! Prepare the robot factory!

[''Scratch and Grounder hold up their left arms to salute Robotnik. Grounder then turns to face Scratch and points at him with his right drill.'']
 * Grounder: Out of the way! Dr. Robotnik told me to do it!

[Scratch points to himself with his left thumb.]
 * Scratch: He told me to do it!

[Momma Robotnik walks up to Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Momma Robotnik: Just do it!

[Scratch and Grounder run towards the front door.]
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: [screams]

[''Scratch and Grounder run through the walls instead of the front door, leaving Scratch and Grounder-shaped holes in them. The screen transitions to the next scene, which takes place at the Mobius National Park. A green cloud fills the park, and Sonic lands on top of a cliff, next to Tails, who is flying near it. Sonic holds his left hand up to his left ear.'']
 * Sonic: Hark! I hear the call! The call to haul!

[''Sonic runs down the cliff, and Tails flies behind him. A quartet of tree-killer robots, one with a green tank and a green number 1, one with an orange tank and an orange number 2, one with a red tank and a red letter C, and one with a black tank and a black letter W, roll across the forest. The robot with the red tank and the red letterC points both its arms at one of the trees and sprays a green cloud at it. The leaves fall off the tree, and the top of the tree falls over. Scratch and Grounder are cheering for them. Scratch is jumping excitedly, and Grounder, having turned both his drills into pom-poms, is waving his arms.'']
 * Scratch and Grounder: Knock em' down! Knock em' down!
 * Grounder: Way down!

[''The other three tree-killer robots spray green clouds from both their arms, and the clouds cause the trees to lose their leaves and have their branches fall down. Sonic screeches to a halt when he sees the state of the trees, and Tails flies behind him. Tails points to the tree-killer robots with his left index finger.'']
 * Tails: Whoa! Those robots are poisoning the trees!

[Scratch and Grounder turn to face Sonic.]
 * Grounder: It's Sonic!

[Scratch points at Sonic and Tails with his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: Get him!

[''The robot with the orange tank and orange number 2, who is about to spray another tree, turns around and rolls towards Sonic. The robot with the green tank and the green number 1 follows it. Meanwhile, Sonic has his right hand on a tree stump and looks at his left fist as he taps his right foot. Tails is flying above him.'']
 * Tails: Uh, Sonic, shouldn't we be, like, uh, doing something?

[Sonic holds his left hand up like a stop sign at Tails.]
 * Sonic: I am, kid, I am! But I think you'd better go check out a safe spot for a while!

[''Sonic points at Tails with his left thumb. Tails flies up as the robot with the green tank and the green number 1and the robot with the orange tank and the orange number 2 roll up to Sonic. Scratch and Grounder watch.'']
 * Grounder: This is where I get that miserable Sonic once and for all!
 * Scratch: There you go again! Hogging all the credit!
 * Grounder: Don't call me a hog, you chicken!

[As the robot with the green tank and the green number 1 and the robot with the orange tank and the orange number 2 roll up to Sonic, Sonic grabs the robot with the green tank and the green number 1' s right arm with his left hand, and the robot with the orange tank and the orange number 2' s left arm with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Here's a taste of your own medicine, pals!

[''Sonic, who is now holding both the robots' arms in his right hand, opens the robot with the green tank and the green number 1' s mouth with his left hand, and puts the robot with the orange tank and the orange number 2' s left arm in it. He is now holding the robot with the green tank and the green number 1' s right arm in his left hand as he opens the robot with the orange tank and the orange number 2' s mouth with his left hand and puts the robot with the green tank and the green number 1' s right arm in it.'']
 * Sonic: Eat some more, it's fattening!

[''The robots inflate, then explode. Grounder has turned his right drill into an umbrella, which he is holding above his head as the pieces of the robots fall near him and Scratch.'']
 * Scratch: Oh-hoo! That rotten hedgehog cheated!

[''Grounder turns his head to face Scratch. He also lowers his right arm.'']
 * Grounder: Never mind that! I've got a plan!

[Scratch flaps his arms in sarcasm.]
 * Scratch: Oooh! I'm all aflutter with excitement!

[Grounder turns to face Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Can we get on with this? It's almost lunchtime, and there's a chili dog with my name on it waiting in the next town!

[''Sonic points behind himself with his right thumb. The robot with the black tank and the black letter W and the robot with the red tank and the red letter C roll up to Scratch and Grounder. All four robots huddle up.'']
 * Grounder: You and I will head off Sonic off this way.

[Grounder holds up his left drill.]
 * Grounder: The robots will cut him off that way.

[Scratch points at himself with his right thumb.]
 * Scratch: I could have thought of that plan myself!

[Sonic, who is now disguised as a construction worker, appears in the huddle.]
 * Sonic: Ready Robot Repair at your service!

[''Sonic holds up his construction helmet with his right hand. He then puts it back on his head. He then reaches into his overalls with his left hand and pulls out a clipboard, which he is now holding in the same hand.'']
 * Sonic: We've got a repair order here for a couple of tree-killer robots!
 * Grounder: Let me see that!

[Sonic, who is now holding the clipboard in his right hand, holds it up to Grounder, then pulls it away from him.]
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: I don't have a lot of time here! Dr. Robotnik said to get this taken care of now!
 * Scratch: Dr. Robotnik said?
 * Grounder: Well, in that case, go ahead!

[''Sonic, who is holding a toolbox in his left hand, runs up to the robot with the red tank and the red letter C and opens its head compartment with his right hand. He then climbs into the head.'']
 * Sonic [heard inside the robot]: Mmmm mmm mmm... this is not gonna be cheap!

[''Sonic tosses various parts out of the robot with the red tank and red letter C. Scratch and Grounder watch as the parts land near them.'']
 * Grounder: He seems to know what he's doing.

[Scratch points at Sonic with his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: I'd certainly recommend him to all my friends!

[''Sonic, who is holding the toolbox in his right hand jumps out of the robot with the red tank and the red letter C' s head and jumps onto the robot with the black tank and the black letter W. He opens its head compartment with his left hand and jumps inside.'']
 * Sonic [heard inside the robot]: Uh-oh! More trouble here!

[''Sonic tosses various parts out of the robot with the black tank and the black letter W. He then pokes his head out of the robot.'']
 * Sonic: Some bad news, fellas!
 * Scratch: Just do the best you can! But make it quick!
 * Sonic: You're the boss! But I really ought to take this one into the shop!

[''Sonic dives back into the robot witht he black tank and the black letter W, and tosses more parts out of it. He then jumps out of it and pushes its head compartment down with his left hand. He lands near Grounder, and reaches into his overalls with his right hand. He pulls out his clipboard, which he is now holding in the same hand.'']
 * Sonic: All fixed! Sign here, please!

[''Grounder turns his left drill into a hand, which is holding a pencil, which he uses to sign the clipboard with. Sonic pulls the clipboard away from him.'']
 * Sonic: Okeydokey! Call us again if you have any problems! So long!

[Sonic runs away.]
 * Grounder: Excellent service!
 * Scratch: And so quick! Now, let's get that hedgehog!

[''Scratch shakes his left fist. The screen then transitions to Robotnik flying his Egg-O-Matic hovercraft over the Mobius National Park, with Momma Robotnik seated behind him.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Slow down! You are the worst driver!

[A bird flies past the Egg-O-Matic.]
 * Momma Robotnik: Watch out for that bird! Where are we going anyway?
 * Robotnik: I thought you'd like to see my dirty work, Momma. My gift to you!
 * Momma Robotnik: I just hope they did a halfway decent job of destruction!

[Momma Robotnik turns her son's head around with her right hand, and points with her left index finger.]
 * Momma Robotnik: What's going on down there?
 * Robotnik: Those metallic morons! They can't do anything right!

[''Below, Scratch is riding Grounder, who is rolling away in fear as the two remaining tree-killer robots chase after them. The robot with the red tank and the red letter C points both his arms at them and sprays a green cloud at them, and they cough violently.'']
 * Grounder: Help! Help!

[Robotnik lowers the Egg-O-Matic over the cloud.]
 * Robotnik: Why are my tree-killer robots spraying you?

[Scratch peers out from the cloud.]
 * Scratch: It was that robot repairman you sent, he did it!
 * Robotnik: I sent no repairman!

[Grounder peers out from the cloud.]
 * Grounder: Sure you did! Spiny little blue guy, about so tall.

[Grounder holds up his left hand.]
 * Robotnik: That was Sonic, you silicon-brain! D'oh! Do I have to do everything myself?

[''The two remaining tree-killer robots roll up to Robotnik and Momma Robotnik. The one with the red tank and the red letter C sprays them with its left arm, and the robot with the black tank and the black letter C sprays them with its right arm.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: You'd better do something yourself!

[A giant green cloud forms, and the two remaining tree-killer robots roll away.]
 * Momma Robotnik [heard inside the cloud]: Sonny! Get us out of this brown cloud!
 * Robotnik [heard muffled inside the cloud]: Hang on, Momma! I'm trying to figure out which way is up!

[''The green cloud clears, revealing Robotnik to be face down-in a mud puddle, and Momma Robotnik standing ankle-deep in the same puddle. They are both covered in mud. Momma Robotnik cups her right hand up to her mouth.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Sonny! Get your head out of the mud and help me!
 * Robotnik [muffled]: I can't hear you, Momma! My head is stuck in the mud!

[The screen transitions to a view of Sonic and Tails, who are both holding a chili dog in their right hands, standing next to two stands; one that says, HOT-DOGS, and one that says, CHILI.]
 * Tails: I guess we showed em', right, Sonic?

[Sonic turns his head to face Tails.]
 * Sonic: Right! But I have a feeling we'll have to show em' again, real soon!

[''The screen transitions to a view of the Mobius Valley Village, where a huge rumbling sound can be heard. The rumbling is coming from a giant robot with two legs and red boots, which is knocking some buildings over. Grounder, who is holding a camera in both his hands up to his left eye, rolls up to the robot.'']
 * Grounder: Loot and pillage Valley Village, loot and pillage valley village!

[''A view of the camera's viewfinder is shown. The viewfinder says, ROBOTNICKSCOPE, and the citizens of Mobius run and scream in fear. Scratch is revealed to be controlling the robot.'']
 * Scratch: Oh, I love the sound of mayhem in the morning!

[Back at Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik and Momma Robotnik are sitting on the couch and watching Scratch on the computer screen.]
 * Momma Robotnik: You'd better get it right this time, Sonny!
 * Robotnik: No problem, Momma! My plan cannot fail!

[''The screen transitions to a view of Sonic and Tails standing atop a cliff. Tails points with his left index finger, and Sonic turns his head to face the Mobius Valley Village.'']
 * Tails: Look, Sonic!

[Sonic sees Scratch's giant robot destroying the Mobius Valley Village.]
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Won't those robots ever learn?

[Sonic turns his head towards Tails and grabs Tails' left wrist with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Put the pedal to the metal, little buddy!

[Sonic runs away, with Tails in tow.]
 * Tails: [yells]

[''Scratch's giant robot continues to destroy the buildings of the Mobius Valley village. Scratch stops and stares in shock when he hears Sonic.'']
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Come on down to the biggest game show of all!

[''Sonic, who is revealed to be wearing a red wig and holding a microphone in his right hand, is standing on a game show stand, which says, LOOT-O-RAMA, and has a billboard that says, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. There is also a spinner above with the numbers 1 through 6.'']
 * Sonic: Lucky Loot-O-Rama! Tell us what they'll win, Don! Right, Jeb! Our lucky contestants will win an entire week of looting the city or town of their choice!
 * Audience: Aw!

[The audience applauds.]
 * Sonic: And, in addition, the grand prize winner will receive his very own, brand new, turbo-charged, state-of-the-art...

[''Sonic now holds his microphone in his left hand, and points to the curtain with his right index finger. Tails is holding onto a rope near the curtain with both his hands. He pulls it, and the curtain opens, revealing the Lootmobile, a car that resembles a piranha.'']
 * Sonic: ...Lootmobile!

[Scratch and Grounder run up to the Lootmobile.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Oooh!

[''Back at Robotnik's Fortress, Robotnik and Momma Robotnik are watching Sonic, who is now holding the microphone in his right hand, on the computer screen. Momma Robotnik points at Sonic with her right index finger.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Who's that spiny little runt?
 * Robotnik: Oh, no! It's Sonic! He'll ruin everything! I'll warn those two nincompoops!

[''Robotnik reaches offscreen with his left arm, and pulls out a phone, which he now holds in his left hand. Back at the Mobius Valley Village, Grounder's Robocom phone rings inside him. His chest compartment opens, and Scratch reaches inside with his right hand. He pulls out Grounder's robocom phone, which he is holding in the same hand, and holds it up to his right ear.'']
 * Scratch: Uh, hey, can you call back later? I'm just about to win a Lootmobile!
 * Grounder: No way, that prize is mine!
 * Scratch: Mine!
 * Grounder: It's mine!
 * Scratch: It's mine!
 * Grounder: It is so, I got a license!
 * Scratch: It, it's mine!
 * Robotnik: That's no game show, you steel-headed stupidniks, that's...

[Before Robotnik can finish,   Sonic is now holding the microphone in his right hand again.]
 * Sonic: Now, let the games begin!

[Sonic is now holding a piece of paper in his left hand.]
 * Scratch: Oh, boy! My very own Lootmobile!
 * Grounder: Me too! Me too!
 * Sonic: Uh, all right, here's your first question; How many eggs in a dozen?

[Sonic hides the paper behind his back as Scratch points to the fingers on his right hand with his left index finger.]
 * Grounder: How many eggs in a dozen what?
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Ehhh! Ooh, sorry, time's up! But, we have a nice consolation prize behind door number three;

[''There are three doors, labelled 7, 67, and 3, respectively. Scratch and Grounder run up to door #3, and Grounder pulls on the knob with his left hand, revealing a huge pile of water behind it. He gasps as he and Scratch stare at it in shock.'']
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho!
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: A year's supply of water!

[The water sprays onto Scratch and Grounder, carrying them across the studio.]
 * Grounder: [yells] Whoa! [yells] Help! [yells]
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Aaah-ho-ho-ho-ho ! Whoa-ho-ho, whoa-ho, ow, ow, ooh, ow-how! Aaah-ho-ho-ho-ho! Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

[''The water carries Scratch and Grounder into a manhole. Sonic is standing near it, and kicks a manhole with his left foot, causing it to cover up the manhole.'']
 * Sonic: They were all washed up anyway!
 * Tails: Right, Sonic!
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh!

[Tails turns his attention to Robotnik yelling.]
 * Tails: What's that yelling?

[Back at Robotnik's fortress, Momma Robotnik is whacking Robotnik on the head with her umbrella, which she is holding in her left hand as she chases him all over the fortress.]
 * Robotnik: Ow! Oh! Ow! Oh!
 * Momma Robotnik: You no-goodnik! You idiotnik! Can't you do anything?
 * Robotnik: I'll try again, Mommy!
 * Momma Robotnik: No, you won't! It's my turn!

[Momma Robotnik points at herself with the umbrella she is holding in her right hand.]
 * Momma Robotnik: And this time, I'll give myself a birthday present; the capture of Sonic!

[''Momma Robotnik laughs evilly and wheezily as the camera zooms out on a view of Robotnik's fortress. The screen then fades to black. The next scene takes place in the desert. Tails flies down a spiral mountain, and screeches to a halt and gasps when he sees something up ahead.'']
 * Tails: What is that?

[''Momma Robotnik is seen crying and covering her eyes. Her basket is sitting to her left side.'']
 * Tails: Oh, no! It's Robotnik! No it isnt! Unless he turned himself into a girl!

[''Tails scratches his head with his left index finger. Momma Robotnik sniffles as she has her right hand over her eyes, which she uncovers byt lifting her right index finger.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Oh, dear! I've lost my little boy!
 * Tails: Can I help you find him?

[''Momma Robotnik reaches into her basket with her left hand and pulls out her hankerchief, which she blows her nose on. Tails flinches as this happens. Momma Robotnik then puts the hankerchief back in her basket with her left hand.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: No. No, no, it's not like that. I used to have a wonderful son, but he turned bad!

[Momma Robotnik reaches into her basket with both her hands and pulls out a film projector.]
 * Momma Robotnik: Look, this is my son now, an evil man!

[''The film projector turns on and displays a film on a boulder. The film begins with a countdown that goes from 5to 1. A black, white, and blue film of Robotnik standing atop a giant robot's left shoulder is shown. Robotnik growls unintelligibly at the robot and points with his right index finger.'']
 * Robotnik: Dumbots!

[''The giant robot walks away, revealing Robotnik to be standing at the top of a ladder, and with no giant robot to have it leaned against, the ladder and he fall over. The film then transitions to a scene of Robotnik standing atop a cliff and firing a laser, which destroys a building.'']
 * Robotnik: Ha ha ha ha ha!

[''The film then shows a scene of Robotnik as an obese, onion-shaped baby, playing in the sandbox. A little girl with a bonnet and dress who is holding a shovel in her left hand, is playing next to him as he puts a toy robot together. As she watches the film, Momma Robotnik cries.'']
 * Momma Robotnik [heard offscreen]: And I wanted so much for him to grow up to be a loyal!

[''In the film, the girl throws some sand from her shovel at Baby Robotnik, causing him to cry. Meanwhile, Momma Robotnik is now holding the projector in her right hand as Tails pats her left hand with his right hand.'']
 * Tails: There, there, it's not your fault!
 * Momma Robotnik: But it is! We moved, and I left behind his Fuzzy Wuzzy!

[Momma Robotnik continues crying.]
 * Tails: His Fuzzy Wuzzy?

[''Momma Robotnik points to the film with her left index finger. In the film, Baby Robotnik is seen holding his Fuzzy Wuzzy, which is a teddy bear, lovingly in both his hands.'']
 * Momma Robotnik [heard offscreen]: He was such a nice baby, but when he lost his favorite stuffed toy, he turned bad!

[''In the film, the Fuzzy Wuzzy disappears. Momma Robotnik then tickles Baby Robotnik with her right index finger, but Baby Robotnik, upset at having lost his Fuzzy Wuzzy, picks up Momma Robotnik's left hand with both his hands and bites her left index finger. Meanwhile, Momma Robotnik tosses the projector aside with her right hand.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Oh, if only Robotnik could have his Fuzzy Wuzzy Back, I'd just know he'd be a good boy again!
 * Tails: I'll help you, Ma'am! Where is this Fuzzy Wuzzy?

[Momma Robotnik poins to her left side with her left index finger.]
 * Momma Robotnik: It's in our old home in Chaos City! Oh, it's much too long a journey for an old woman like me!

[Momma Robotnik pats Tails on the head with her right hand.]
 * Momma Robotnik [heard offscreen]: A big lad like you is old enough to make his own decisions, right?

[Tails trembles.]
 * Tails: Okay, I'll go now, but I gotta leave Sonic a note!

[''Tails points at Momma Robotnik with his left index finger. Momma Robotnik reaches into her basket with her right hand and pulls out a piece of paper and a pencil, which she hands to Tails.'']
 * Tails: Here's something to write with. It has the address of our house in Chaos City already on it!

[''Tails holds the paper in his right hand and the pencil in his left. He scratches his head with the pencil, then writes on the paper. He stops when Momma Robotnik talks to him.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Now, be sure you tell him you're going by way of Pandemonium Pass!

[''Tails continues writing on the paper, then when he is finished, he tosses the pencil aside and hangs the paper on a tree branch. He then flies into the air.'']
 * Tails: All set, Ma'am!

[Momma Robotnik pats Tails on the head with her right hand.]
 * Momma Robotnik: Such a good boy!

[''Tails flies away. When he is out of earshot, Momma Robotnik reveals her true colors.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: And so gullible!

[''Momma Robotnik laughs evilly. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic is running through the forest, until he passes by the paper on the tree branch. He screeches to a halt, creating a pit, which he pokes his head out of.'']
 * Sonic: Whoa! That piece of paper had my name on it!

[''Sonic runs back to the paper. In the next scene, he is holding the paper in his right hand as he scratches his head with his left index finger. The paper says, '''DEAR SoNic, I HAVE GONE TO CHAOS CITy TO SAVE DR. RoBoTNIK'S FUZZY WUZZY. P.S. MOMMA RoBoTNIK SAyS TO TELL you I'M GOING THROUGH PANDEMONIUM PASS. LOVE, TAILS.'.]
 * Sonic: "Dear Sonic, I have gone to Chaos City to save Dr. Robotnik's Fuzzy Wuzzy. P.S. Momma Robotnik says to tell you I'm going through the Pandemonium Pass. Love, Tails."

[Sonic jumps in shock upon reading Momma Robotnik's name.]
 * Sonic: Momma Robotnik?

[''Sonic runs away, leaving the piece of paper behind. The paper flies away, and is used as a transition to the next scene, where Coconuts, who is disguised as a chef, is standing next to a pot of chili with a red switch on it. He reaches behind it with both his arms, and pulls out a fan and a hot dog, the former of which he is holding in his right hand, and the latter of which he is holding in his left. He uses the fan to fan the scent of the hot dog towards Sonic.'']
 * Coconuts: Mmmm mmmm! Come to the great cajun chili dog cook-off! Free samples! Free! Free!

[The scent of the hot dog travels across Mobius, and Sonic, who is now wearing a blue checkered bib and holding a fork in his right hand and a knife in his left, runs up to Coconuts.]
 * Sonic: Whoa!

[''Sonic sniffs the hot dog, which now has chili sauce on it, with eyes closed. He puts the knife and fork over it just as Coconuts takes it away.'']
 * Sonic: Yum! I never pass up a free sample of chili dogs!

[''Sonic moves the knife back and forth, as if the chili dog were still there. He puts the fork in his mouth and chews, unaware that the chili dog isn't in his mouth, until he opens his eyes. He puts the fork back in his mouth, and pulls his tongue out with it.'']
 * Sonic: [yells]

[''Sonic pulls his tonge off the fork, and it rolls back into his mouth. He then shrugs his shoulders and grins. Coconuts is now holding the chili dog in his left hand and a ladle in his right, the latter of which he uses to toss chili onto the former. He hands Sonic the chili dog, and Sonic catches it in both his hands. Coconuts then holds up the ladle.'']
 * Coconuts: I guarantee, you will never eat another one! No no no no! Ha ha ha!

[''Coconuts kicks the switch on the pot of chili with his right foot, revealing an angry face to have appeared on it. The Pot of Chili then sprouts to pairs of legs with tennis shoes on them, as well as a pair of arms. The Pot of Chili is now a robot that roars at ND RUNS TOWARDS Sonic, the latter of whom is now holding the chili dog in his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: I've heard of chili with a bite...

[Sonic puts the chili dog in his mouth, then chews and swallows it.]
 * Sonic: ...but this is ridiculous!

[''Sonic runs away just as the pot of chili robot chomps down on him. Coconuts then removes his chef disguise with both his hands, reaches behind his back with his right hand, and pulls out a remote control. He turns the knob on it with his left hand, and it sends a signal to the Pot of Chili Robot. Sonic, who is no longer wearing the bib, runs past Coconuts, who turns to face him.'']
 * Coconuts: I got you! I got you!

[Coconuts laughs evilly, until the Pot of Chili Robot steps on him with his left front leg, knocking him over.]
 * Coconuts: Oof!

[''The Pot of Chili Robot runs over Coconuts, stepping on him with his left rear leg. Sonic leans against the wall of a cliff, holding his left hand over his head.'']
 * Sonic: Oh, what shall I do?

[''The Pot of Chili Robot runs towards Sonic and growls at him. Sonic runs away just in time as the Pot of Chili Robot lunges its right claw at him. Since Sonic runs away, the Pot of Chili Robot misses and hits the wall instead. It roars as Sonic runs up to Coconuts, who is now holding the remote in his left hand. Sonic perches on Coconut's head, and looks down at him.'']
 * Sonic: Not you again, Coconoise!

[Coconuts shakes his right fist at Sonic.]
 * Coconuts: That's Coconuts! N-U... N-U... uh, never mind!

[''Coconuts turns the knob on the remote control, and it sends a signal to the Pot of Chili Robot, who growls as it turns its left claw into a laser. Coconuts turns the knob on the remote control, sending another signal to the Pot of Chili Robot with it. Sonic looks at the Pot of Chili Robot, who walks towards him, firing its laser at him. Sonic jumps off of Coconuts, who stares in shock and drops the remote.'']
 * Coconuts: [yells]

[''Coconuts gets zapped by one of the laser beams. Sonic, who is now holding a bowl in his left hand, jumps onto the Pot of Chili Robot.'']
 * Sonic: I'd hate to spill the beans, but...

[Sonic scoops chili from the Pot of Chili Robot into the bowl and tosses it in front of him and it.]
 * Sonic: You're headed for a fall!

[''Sonic jumps off the Pot of Chili Robot, then pushes it towards the chili. It slips on the chili, as Coconuts' body, who having lost its head, feels a rock, thinking its the head, and puts it on. Coconut's head then jumps onto the rock, then turns and stares in shock at the Pot of Chili Robot heading towards him.'']
 * Coconuts: Huh?

[''The Pot of Chili Robot falls on Coconuts, tangling Coconuts' body in its limbs. Coconuts' head is next to it.'']
 * Coconuts: Let go of me, you stupid pot!

[Coconuts' head bounces against the Pot of Chili Robot and lands near Sonic, who holds out his right hand like a stop sign.]
 * Sonic: Don't bother to get up, I'll show myself out!

[Sonic points to himself with his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: See you round', Nuts!

[''Sonic waves at Coconuts' head with his right hand and runs away.The screen transitions to a view of a canyon. A periscope rises from behind, and looks around. A view through the periscope is now seen as Sonic races down the road.'']
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: It's him!

[''Scratch is now seen holding the periscope in his left hand as the periscope lowers. Scratch is also seen standing next to Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: Get the trap ready!

[Sonic screeches to a halt when he reaches the canyon.]
 * Sonic: This sure looks like a trap, but what's life without a little adventure?

[''Sonic walks through the canyon. At the top of the canyon, Grounder is pushing a boulder with both his hands and panting heavily. Scratch follows behind him.'']
 * Grounder: Ugh! Couldn't you have picked a lighter boulder?
 * Scratch: Not if we want to be sure and stop that hedgehog once and for all!

[Sonic walks through the canyon, and Scratch and Grounder look down at him from the top of the canyon.]
 * Scratch: Now!

[''Scratch and Grounder run back, then Grounder pushes the boulder with both his hands. The boulder bounces down the canyon. Sonic looks up at the boulder.'']
 * Sonic: Hey! Big rock headed my way!

[Scratch and Grounder look down at Sonic, and Scratch raises his right fist.]
 * Scratch: We got him now! Bwhaha!

[''Sonic runs away, then comes back, carrying a trampoline in his right arm. He taps his left foot as he looks at his left wrist. He then unfolds the trampoline with both his hands and sets it down as the boulder's shadow overtakes him. He then bounces off the trampoline and out of the way as the boulder falls on it and bounces into the air.'']
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: Uh-oh!

[Grounder points at Scratch with his left drill.]
 * Grounder: What do you mean, "Uh-oh?"

[The boulder flies towards Scratch and Grounder, who run in place in fear.]
 * Scratch: That "Uh-oh!"

[''The boulder falls on Scratch and Grounder and creates a cloud of dust. When the dust cloud clears, The boulder rolls away, revealing a flattened Scratch and Grounder underneath,who slither away. The screen then transitions to the next scene, which takes place outside Momma Robotnik's mansion. The camera moves over to Tails, who is tied to some pillars near the entrance.'']
 * Tails: Boy, am I in trouble!

[''Sonic runs up to the front gate and screeches to a halt. He then turns to face the viewers and points to Momma Robotnik's mansion with his right thumb.'']
 * Sonic [to the viewers]: Hmmm. You know, I think I saw this mansion on "Lifestyles of the Mean and Rotten"!
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: Sonic! Over here! Help!

[''Sonic stares in shock when he hears Tails. He then kicks the gate open with his left foot, and runs up to Tails.'']
 * Sonic: You know better than to go off without me, little bud!
 * Tails: Hurry, Sonic! Before...

[''Sonic grabs the rope with both his hands. Before Tails can finish, Momma Robotnik interrupts. Sonic and Tails stare in shock when they hear her.'']
 * Momma Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Before it's too late? But it already is!

[Momma Robotnik laugs evilly, and her face can now be seen in the shadows.]
 * Momma Robotnik: Ah, how nice to finally meet you, Sonic! I've heard so much about you!

[''Momma Robotnik's shadow overtakes Sonic and Tails, who both stare in shock at her. Sonic points at Momma Robotnik with his right index finger.'']
 * Sonic: Robotnik in a dress?
 * Tails: It's his mom; she's even worse!

[''Sonic sticks out his tongue in disgust. As he talks, he runs around Tails' rope, untying it and setting Tails free.'']
 * Sonic: If you've seen one Robotnik, you've seen em' all! Let's skid, kid!

[''Sonic runs away, holding Tails' right wrist with his left hand. As this happens, Momma Robotnik runs out of her mansion. She is revealed to have a remote control on her wrist.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Oh, no! You can't leave! Not before my birthday party!

[''Momma robotnik presses a button on her remote control with her right index finger. Sonic and Tails hide behind a pile of junk, which explodes, revealing a giant birthday cake. Sonic and Tails are revealed to have hidden in a barrel from the junk pile, as they both peer out of it.'']
 * Sonic: Thanks, but we're not staying!

[''Sonic runs out of the barrel, holding tails by his left hand with his right hand. He runs towards the front gate, but screeches to a halt when it closes and the electricity on it turns on.'']
 * Sonic and Tails: [both yell]

[Sonic and Tails duck, and put both their hands over their head.]
 * Tails: Sonic, we're trapped! What are we gonna do?
 * Sonic: Uh, how about we take in a movie, then grab dinner?
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Very funny! But you won't be around when dessert is served, Hedgehog!

[''Robotnik runs out of Momma Robotnik's mansion, and points at Sonic and Tails with his right index finger. Sonic and Tails turn to face each other.'']
 * Sonic: Aw, gee, the plce is just crawling with Robotniks!

[Momma Robotnik presses a button on her remote with her right index finger.]
 * Momma Robotnik: Time you met the other party guest!

[''The cake fires Fuzzy Wuzzy out of it, and Fuzzy Wuzzy lands near Sonic and Tails. Sonic and Tails look down at Fuzzy Wuzzy, who growls at them.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Oh, Sonic, this is... Fuzzy Wuzzy!

[''Fuzzy Wuzzy inflates himself by blowing into his left hand, turning into a mutant with four arms and two heads. Momma Robotnik laughs evilly, then Fuzzy Wuzzy growls again, then as he beats his chest, he gives a Tarzan yell as well. Tails ducks behind Sonic.'']
 * Tails: That's the little Fuzzy Wuzzy I came looking for?
 * Sonic: I'd hate to see the big Fuzzy Wuzzy!

[''Tails ducks behind Sonic, with his hands covering his eyes as Fuzzy Wuzzy's shadow casts over Sonic. Momma Robotnik peers from behind a junk pile.'']
 * Momma Robotnik: Let me show you a few of Fuzzy Wuzzy's tricks!

[''Momma Robotnik presses a butoon on her remote. Fuzzy Wuzzy reaches offscreen and pulls out a giant magnet. He then squeezes it to pieces, then turns it into a bunch of tiny magnets, which he bllows at Sonic, who is impatiently tapping his left foot.'']
 * Sonic: So? Bet he can't sit up and beg!
 * Momma Robotnik: No, but you can! Beg for mercy, that is!

[''Momma Robotnik points at Sonic with her right index finger, then with the same finger, she repeatedly presses a button on the remote. Sonic now runs in place.'']
 * Sonic: Let's wail, Tails!

[''Sonic grabs Tails' right wrist with his right hand and runs away, with him in tow. Fuzzy Wuzzy reaches with both his right arms, and grabs Tails with both his right hands, pulling him towards him.'']
 * Tails: Help me, Sonic! Help me fast!

[''As Fuzzy Wuzzy prepares to punch Tails with both his left fists, Sonic grabs a rope from a winch with both his hands. He ties it around Fuzzy Wuzzy's legs. He then runs up Fuzzy Wuzzy with both his hands and grabs Tails' right hand with his right hand, pulling him out of Fuzzy Wuzzy's grip just in time as Fuzzy Wuzzy misses with both his left fists and falls over. Sonic then runs up to the rope, grabs it with his left hand, and runs away with it. The rope spins Fuzzy Wuzzy as Sonic tosses it onto the electrified fence. The electricity travels through the rope, and Fuzzy Wuzzy screeches to a halt when he sees it. The electricity electrocutes Fuzzy Wuzzy, then turns him into a cocktail weenie, then a paddleball.'']
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: What's happening to my Fuzzy Wuzzy? My Fuzzy Wuzzy!

[Robotnik stares in shock as Momma Robotnik repeatedly presses a button on her remote control with her right index finger.]
 * Momma Robotnik: That hedgehog short-circuited that stupid toy of yours and it's gone bonkers!

[Robotnik pulls on his mustache with both his hands and jumps in panic.]
 * Robotnik: Someone help my Fuzzy Wuzzy! Someone help him!

[Robotnik runs towards Sonic and Tails.]
 * Momma Robotnik: You really like that thing?

[As Sonic and Tails watch Fuzzy Wuzzy continue to get electrocuted, Robotnik runs up to them, then gets down on his knees to beg.]
 * Robotnik: Oh-ho, please help my Fuzzy Wuzzy! Please!

[Tears emit from Robotnik's eyes.]
 * Sonic: Promise to be good?
 * Robotnik: Anything! Just save him!

[''Momma Robotnik hits Robotnik on the head with the umbrella she is holding in her right hand. Sonic and Tails run away in fear.'']
 * Momma Robotnik [heard offscreen]: No! No son of mine is going to promise to be good!

[''Robotnik stares in shock as Momma Robotnik points at him with her left index finger. Momma Robotnik hits Robotnik on the head with her umbrella, then the rope tied to Fuzzy Wuzzy's foot breaks, and as a result, Fuzzy Wuzzy is no longer being electrocuted.'']
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: No, Momma! No!

[''Fuzzy Wuzzy sits back up, with stars spinning around his heads. Momma Robotnik hits Robotnik on the head with her umbrella, which she is now holding in both her hands. Fuzzy Wuzzy is now holding the birthday cake in all four of his hands, which he drops onto Robotnik and Momma Robotnik. Momma Robotnik spits out a candle, and Fuzzy Wuzzy's left head blows into a kazoo, which he is holding in his upper left hand.'']
 * Fuzzy Wuzzy [singing to the tune of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"]: We wish you a happy birthday, we wish you a happy birthday, and a rotten next year!

[''As Fuzzy Wuzzy sings, Momma Robotnik wipes her face with both her hands. Robotnik pulls out a hankerchief, which he is holding in his right hand, and uses to wipe Momma Robotnik's face with, until Momma Robotnik hits him on the head with her umbrella, which she is holding in her right hand. Robotnik then grabs onto Fuzzy Wuzzy's right leg as Fuzzy Wuzzy points at Momma Robotnik with both his right index fingers. A dog-shaped ambulance then bumps into him, knocking him away as it blares its siren. The door on its left side opens, and two men in white suits jump out.'']
 * Man in White Suit: Come on, Momma Robotnik! Time to go back to the home!
 * Momma Robotnik: No! No, I won't go! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!

[''Momma Robotnik tries to run away, but the Men in white suits grab her from offscreen and toss her into the ambulance. They then jump back into the ambulance, and the second man in a white suit closes the door with his right hand. The Ambulance then drives away, through the front gate, which is now open. Robotnik and Fuzzy Wuzzy watch as the ambulance drives away.'']
 * Robotnik: Momma! No!

[Robotnik grabs Fuzzy Wuzzy's stomach with his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: She's gone!

[Robotnik ducks, and cries, with his hands covering his eyes.]
 * Robotnik: She's gone! She's gone! Fuzzy Wuzzy, she's gone!

[Robotnik stops crying when he realizes that, with Momma Robotnik gone, he can be left in peace.]
 * Robotnik: Yeah. She's gone!

[The ambulance drives back, and Momma Robotnik, who is holding her umbrella in her right hand, hits Robotnik with it.]
 * Robotnik: D'oh!

[The ambulance drives away, and Sonic and Tails, who are outside the front gate, watch from a distance.]
 * Tails: How'd those guys know Momma Robotnik was here?
 * Sonic: Before I came here, I made a quick call!
 * Tails: You think of everything, huh, Sonic?
 * Sonic: Hey, is a chili dog nature's most perfect food?
 * Tails: Nope!

[Sonic stares at Tails in shock when he hears this.]
 * Sonic: Nope?!

[Tails holds up two fingers on his right hand.]
 * Tails: No, two chili dogs are nature's most perfect food!

[Sonic noogies Tails' head with his left hand.]
 * Sonic: You're right! Let's go get a couple!

[Sonic holds up his left index finger, then he and Tails run away as the screen irises out on them, ending the episode.]

Sonic Says
[''Sonic is standing atop a hill, looking at a smog-covered city in the distance. He covers his nose with his left hand.'']
 * Sonic [to the viewers]: P.U.! That's way stale, guys!

[''Sonic runs into the forest, and screeches to a halt. He inhales, then sighs in relief.'']
 * Sonic: Ahhh! Nothing like the fresh smell of the forest to clear out the old grey matter!

[Sonic walks up to a tree and points to it with his right index finger.]
 * Sonic [heard offscreen, to the viewers]: That's cause' plants and trees make oxygen in their leaves!

[As Sonic talks, he pounds his chest with his right fist.]
 * Sonic [to the viewers]: And your body needs oxygen! You can't run without it!

[In the next scene, as Sonic talks to the viewers, he picks up a tree with his right hand and plants it in the hole next to it.]
 * Sonic [to the viewers]: So if you live in the city, do your lungs a favor; plant a tree! Now, if only chili dogs grew on trees!