Family Game Night


 * Justin: Who wrote down one syllable?
 * Max: I did!
 * Jerry: You were supposed to write titles.
 * Justin: That is infuriating isn't it, dad? Doesn't it make you just want to... throw a table.
 *  Jerry: I'm sure there's a book titled "One Syllable" out there somewhere.


 * Jerry: No Alex, you stay, you're not disqualified. I got that fair and square. [stands up] YOUR MOTHER IS STACKING THE TEAMS AGAINST US!!
 * Justin: That's what I'm talking about!
 * Theresa: What? You heard her! She cheated.
 * Justin: And I'm livid. You know what? They should both be disqualified out of here.
 * Jerry: Oh, this is totally bogus!
 * Max: Dad's pouting 'cause he lost a fight again,
 * Theresa: No! We are not fighting, that's one thing we are not doing; we're not fighting. So stop fighting! The neighbors can hear us!
 * Neighbor: That's it! I'm calling the cops.
 * Jerry: (moves his arms like he's karate chopping)
 * Max: Karate Kid!
 * Jerry: We are not fighting! We're trying to make a good impression!