Happily Ever After (How I Met Your Mother)


 * Marshall: Stella hated Star Wars! She lied to you. Search your feelings, Ted. You know it to be true!
 * Ted: Well, that's her business.
 * Barney: Come on Ted, she left you at the altar! [gang begins arguing until Lily notices the taxi]
 * Lily: Wa-wait, where's she going? Her cab just missed the turn to the Lincoln Tunnel.
 * Robin: Why would anybody buy take-out food and bring it all the way back to New Jersey, anyway?
 * Ted: She's going to her office.
 * Marshall: No. [recounts restaurant order scene] The waiter asked her, "And you need utensils?" She said, "No, I'll just take them straight home."
 * Ted: If she's going home, why are we still heading to- oh my God. Tony lives downtown. "Home" is Tony's apartment. She was gonna make me move to New Jersey, and she's moving into the city WITH TONY?!? Son of a bitch! [Gang cheers him on]
 * Marshall: Finally, finally, buddy.
 * Ted: I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!
 * Marshall: I know, I know, and I love it! [Ted rips off window crank] Yeah, that is awesome! [to taxi driver] Sir, we'd be happy to cover the cost of that window crank! I love angry Ted!
 * Ted: So do I!


 * [After Ted fails to deliver his 'cold-blooded' speech to Stella because he just saw Tony and Lucy happily greeting her.]
 * Future Ted: And that that was it, that moment I wasn't angry anymore. I could see she was meant to be with Tony. Kids, you may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face. There's a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward. And that kids, was the perfect ending to a perfect love story. It just wasn't mine. Mine was still out there, waiting for me.