Dream Birthday

The Beginning
(The scene opens up with Lisa seeing the mail man) (Everyone hid) (Later that night) (Everyone grabs the bed) (Inside the barnyard) (Freddy and Peck makes Pig fly and Cosmo and Wanda appeared) (They hi-fived but lets go of rope)
 * Lisa: Otis, the mail man is 2 minutes and closing.
 * Otis: Okay, Freddy and Cosmo. You ready in there?
 * Freddy: Ready for what?
 * Otis: [sighs]
 * Luan: For the last time, we're pranking the mailman. When he opens the mailbox, you shoot the paint balloons at him, okay?
 * Freddy: Like this? (shoot a paint balloon at Otis)
 * Otis: Freddy, what are you doing?
 * Cosmo: I thought you gave the code word.
 * Otis: What? There's not a code word.
 * Spike the dog: Then what should the word be?
 * Pig: Let's make the code word "papaya".
 * Human Pinkie Pie: Oh, I love "papaya".
 * Otis: The code word is not "papaya"! [sighs] Look, let's go over this again.
 * Cosmo: Did someone say "papaya"?
 * Pip: Dude, no one said "papaya".
 * Human Fluttershy: You just said, "papaya".
 * Otis: Will you stop saying, "papaya"?
 * Human Applejack: Hey, who want this "papaya" I found?
 * Timmy Turner: I'll take that "papaya".
 * Leni: Can I some of that "papaya"?
 * Pig: You know, I'm not crazy about "papaya." Let's make the code word "rutabaga".
 * Pip: Or how about "avocado"?
 * Winnie the Pooh: I got it, "honey".
 * Lori: Let's make it "daffodil".
 * Mickey Mouse: How about, "hot dog"?
 * Luan: Say, Lily, who's your favorite singer? Lady...
 * Lily: "Gaga!"
 * Luan: What's your favorite Hawaiian platter?
 * Lily: "Poo-poo"!
 * Freddy: I still like "papaya." Ooh, I said it.
 * Pip: (looks at bincoluars) Otis, the farmer's coming
 * Otis: What? Abort plan. Repeat: Abort plan.
 * Cosmo: That's all of them!
 * Farmer: Oh, mister mailman!
 * Tigger: Make a break for it!
 * Farmer: Is that my mail? Can I have it? Tomorrow my birthday, you know. I bet everyone in the county sent me a card. (looks through) All right, let's see. Gas bill, electric bill, mortuary services, jury duty.
 * Mail Man: Oh, this is awkward. Well, have a good one! (leaves)
 * Farmer: Oh, well. No use moping about it. (leaves depressed)
 * Winnie the Pooh: Poor farmer.
 * Mickey Mouse: That is so depressing.
 * Peck: That is so sad.
 * Pig: I know. I hate jury duty.
 * Human Rarity: He means. everyone forgetting the farmer's birthday.
 * Otis: Oh, I forget. Tomorrow's The Farmer's Birthday. We have to get him something.
 * Pip: You mean, like a life?
 * Otis: No, I'm serious. We have to get him a great present.
 * Pig: How about a day at a mud spa?
 * Peck: Some new clothes.
 * Freddy: Arugula.
 * Sunset Shimmer: A girlfriend.
 * Pip: Or a life.
 * Otis: I've got it.
 * Cosmo: (throws a paint balloon) I found another one.
 * Farmer: Happy birthday to me. (blew out a candle and goes to sleep)
 * Sci-Twi: Okay, he's asleep.
 * Otis: Good, let's move.
 * Freddy: What are we doing, again?
 * Rabbit: We just talk about it, Freddy.
 * Freddy: Oh. Did I appear to be listening?
 * Otis: You're an idiot.
 * Freddy: What? Sorry. I wasn't listening.
 * Otis: Everyone ready? Pip, hit the light. And...
 * All: Surprise!
 * Pooh's Friends: Surprise!
 * Tigger: Ho-Hio!
 * Winnie the Pooh: Surprise!
 * All: Happy Birthday, Farmer!
 * Farmer: (wakes up and screams) Talking animals! Be gone, demons. (hits Otis with a frying pan)
 * Abby: No, no, Farmer-- Farmer! We're your friends.
 * Farmer: Oh, well, that's different. (hits Otis and Freddy with the frying pan)
 * Otis: No, Farmer, it's all right.
 * Timmy Turner: Yeah, none of this is real. You're in a dream land.
 * Farmer: But it all seems so real.
 * Otis: If this was real, could this happen?
 * Farmer: (gasps) A flying pig and fairies? I am dreaming.
 * Peck: He's buying it.
 * Freddy: Awesome.
 * Otis: Farmer, get ready for the best birthday ev--(Pig lands on him)

The Middle
(They brought in a cake and started singing) (The farmer blows out he's candles very slowly and faints) (Otis blow them out for him) (They take him to the big present) (The present revealed to be Freddy and Peck as Abe Lincoln at a ping pong table) (They started playing and Peck makes the first point) (Farmer makes a point) (Later Abby dresses up as a Sith) (They dueled. Next, Farmer enjoys a bike pedal ride. Then he opens a pianta filled prunes) (Everyone started singing) (Farmer rides Pig) (Freddy whistles and pulls out a shovel) (They chased to farmer to a biker club) (Everyone hid) (At the Dinner) (Now, back with others) (Imagining of Otis being in the house) (Back to reality) (They began fighting over it) (The bikers ran away) (Everyone chased the farmer to the vetrarian's office) (Farmer looks in the mirror and checks his breath) (Inside the vet's office, Betty Glove is talking to a snake) (The snake escape) (They take off) (Than Cosmo and Wanda's wands didn't work) (Wanda pulls up Da Rules)
 * All: (Singing) For he's a jolly good farmer Which nobody can deny.
 * Timmy Turner: Boring.
 * Donald Duck: Really boring
 * Lori: Who's ready for presents?
 * Farmer: Presents? Oh, boy. (Singing) I'm getting presents. I'm getting presents.
 * Sci-Twi: Now, we all know your history buff...
 * Farmer: Yeah.
 * Goofy: And you love ping-pong.
 * Farmer: Yeah?
 * Otis: So how'd you like to throw down with Abraham Lincoln?
 * Farmer: (stammer gleefully and faints)
 * Abby: I'm on it. (sprays water on him and he wakes up)
 * Farmer: Bring it on, Great emancipator.
 * Peck: (as Abe) We hold these truths self-evident that I'm gonna kick your butt!
 * Lynn: Point Lincoln.
 * Pip: Otis, how'd you know know what to get the farmer?
 * Otis: Easy; I just checked out his MyFace page.
 * Timmy Turner: A MyFace page? Really? (The Flashback of a Farmer looks at his MyFace page)
 * Farmer: "Current Mood: Feisty." [Chuckles]
 * Farmer: Yeah. You want to make that four scores and eight games?
 * Otis: Ok, there, Paddles. Time to move on. We got a schedule to keep. Are you ready for your next present?
 * Farmer: (gasp) There's more?
 * Abby: Join me, Farmer, and together we can rule the galaxy.
 * Farmer: Never!
 * Farmer: Prunes! Ha, now it's a party!
 * All: (Singing) Crop-rotating man. He tills the fields like no one can.
 * Luna: (sees the sunrise) Hey, Otis, the sun's coming up.
 * Pig: (faints) Oh, I'm done with this.
 * Otis: Well, Farmer, Mr. Sun's is creeping up over the horizon, so we're gonna have to called quits on this crazy talkin'-animal dream land.
 * Farmer: No way, Jose. This is the best dream I've ever had. I'm never waking up.
 * Otis: Come on, now, back to beddy-bye.
 * Timmy Turner: Ready with the oar. (Cosmo pulls out a oar and about to whack him) NOT NOW!!!
 * Farmer: You'll have to catch me first. (takes off his pajamas and runs out naked) WEE!!
 * Human Rarity: Oh, my eyes!
 * Otis: Grab him!!!
 * Spike the dog: Humans.
 * Otis: Farmer, what are you doing?
 * Farmer: I'm gonna give those apple-stealing bikers a piece of my mind. 'Cause it's my dream and they can't hurt me.
 * Otis: (groans) Stop him.
 * Abby: Otis, you can go after him. We'll be exposed.
 * Sunset Shimmer: And if we go after him, we'll probably get beat up in the process.
 * Otis: Agh! Curse the constant need to disguised the fact we're talking animals and kids with no upper body strength!
 * Lynn: Yeah! Hey!
 * Bikers: Yeah, to bikes. (They drink their milk and ate their glass)
 * Farmer: Well, well, if it isn't the dummy Bikers. Dummy Bikers say, "what."
 * Biker 1#: What?
 * Farmer: Dummy Bikers say, "what."
 * Biker 2#: What?
 * Farmer: [Laughs] Made you say it.
 * Abby: Otis, do something before those Bikers destroy him.
 * Lincoln: Yeah, but what?
 * Lori: You should literally text an embarrassing picture of them to all thier friends.
 * Luan: I'm gonna write an insult comedy routine that will leave them in tears!
 * Lynn: [flips at Lincoln] "HOO-WAH!" (kicks him) "Basic stealth ninja kick. That's how you're gonna take them down."
 * Pip: Or do nothing. Then we could live in his house.
 * Otis: Hmm, live in his house.
 * Otis: (grabs the phone) Hello, no longer the farmer residence. Otis speaking. What? I didn't order any papaya.
 * Otis: No, we have to same him. But how? Hmm... (looks around and see Pig with piece of cake) Pig, give me that birthday cake.
 * Pig: No.
 * Otis: Give it.
 * Biker 1#: Why you little...
 * Farmer: Ooh, so you think you're pretty tough, huh? Well, this is all a dream, so you can't hurt me, you doofus berries. Oh, yeah. That's right. I went there.
 * Biker 1#: Let's get him! (As they were about to beat the farmer, they see animals and kids with cream on their faces)
 * Biker 1#: Rabid animals and lunatic kids!
 * Farmer: That's right. You better run. (laughs)
 * Otis: Okay, that's enough fun there, Chief. Let's get you--(notices he goes to the motorcycle) Huh?
 * Farmer: Dream motorcycle, away! (takes off)
 * Otis: (groans)
 * Rabbit: After him!
 * Otis: The vet's office?
 * Abby: What's he's gonna do there?
 * Otis: Oh, no; he's doing something hot with his hair.
 * Human Rarity: And I think I know what he's about to do.
 * Betty: Who requires painful oral surgery? You do. Yes, you do. (pulls out a driller that makes the snake nervous)
 * Farmer: Hello, Doc.
 * Betty: Farmer, you're in my office... In your underwear.
 * Farmer: I loves ya, and I want you to be my dream queen.
 * Betty: I thought you'd never ask.
 * Otis: Here he comes!
 * Farmer: Let's go to Rio, baby. I'll take you there on my flying dream motorcycle.
 * Betty: Oh. Wait, what?
 * Freddy: Flying motorcycles are the only way to travel.
 * Mickey Mouse: Freddy, a motorcycle can't really fly.
 * Freddy: Oh.
 * Timmy Turner: Don't worry guys, I got this. I'm wish that motorcycle can really fly!
 * Timmy Turner: Hey, what happen?
 * Wanda: Must be the true love rule?
 * Lori: What do you mean?
 * Wanda: According to Da Rules, we can't use wishing involving messing with true love.
 * Freddy: Well, then he's gonna die.
 * Lucy: I'd be honored to serve as funeral director. (holds out a brochure) I keep an assortment of caskets on hand. Were you thinking shoebox, or for a little more money, mahogany?"
 * Pip: Can we have his house?
 * Otis: No! After him!

The Ending
(They chased the bike to a canyon) (They went off the ledge) (They disgusige him as a cabana woman) ( Than Little Bo Beep) (And finally a bungee police officer) (Oits jumps after them) (Betty and Farmer land on Otis) (Everyone got nervous until..) (Later that day) (Abe Lincoln comes in) (Otis wakes up) (Farmer comes in flying)
 * Betty: Aren't we going a little fast?
 * Farmer: You think that's something, get ready to kiss the sky.
 * Abby: We're too late!
 * Otis: No, we're not. Disguise me.
 * Loud Sister: Too Caribean.
 * Timmy Turner: Try again.
 * Loud Sister: Too Fairy Tale.
 * Wanda: Let me.
 * Pig: Go, go, go!
 * Otis: Bungee Police. Hang on. (grabs both of them) We're okay, I say. (sprung back up) [Screaming]
 * Pig: Incoming!
 * Tigger: Look out!
 * Betty: Oh, dear. I think we squashed the poor bungee policeman.
 * Farmer: That's no policeman. That's my friend, the talking dream cow. Look, I'll show you. (tries to take off Otis' helmet)
 * Farmer: (got shot in the butt) Darn it my bottom. (faints)
 * Otis: Huh? What happened? Farmer?
 * Betty: I gave him a mild horse tranquilizer. Take good care of him, officer. Oh, why am I always attracted to the bad boys?
 * Farmer: (wakes up) Wow. That was the best birthday dream ever. (sees roses outside his door) Huh? (reads note) "Happy Birthday, Farmer. Signed Attractive Vet Lady"! Yippee-dee-doo! (falls on his back)
 * Otis: Maybe next year we just get him a tie.
 * All: Nah!
 * Tigger: How 'bout a new suit?
 * Loud Sisters: (buzzer noise)
 * Abe: How about a gift certificate so he can get what he wants?
 * Everyone: (screams)
 * Otis: Agh! Ph, It was just a dream. What a relief.
 * Farmer: At least you didn't say, "papaya." (throws a paint balloon)
 * Otis: Ow! I didn't say, "papaya." (getting pelted)


 * Rabbit: (wakes up) It was! It was all just a bad dream.
 * Boswer: That's what you think! (laughs as Rabbit screams)


 * Pig: (wakes up screaming) Oh, ooh-hoo. I had that Farmer's birthday, scary Lincoln, Otis being pelted by paint balloons, Bower's laughing dream again. Thank goodness everything's back to normal. (realizes he's in space he started screaming)


 * Freddy: (wakes up) Agh! Oh, Peck, I had the Pig in space dream again.
 * Peck: (comes in a giant) Aw, poor guy. Here, have glass of warm milk.
 * Freddy: Oh, thanks. (screams)
 * Candance: (wakes up) I'm having that Giant Peck dream again. (gasps) How strange can this get?
 * Talking Zebra: Oh, it gets much stranger, Kevin.

(Midnight Sparkle appears) (Sci Twi screams) THE END!
 * Sci-Twi: (wakes up) I must have had the Talking Zebra dream again. Thank goodness I'm awake.
 * ???: Or are you?
 * Midnight Sparkle: Here I am! Over here. I'm always here!
 * Pip: Agh! Aw, man. I had the Abe Lincoln, Bowser's laughing, Pig in Space, Giant Peck, Talking Zebra, Midnight Sparkle dream again.
 * Otis: You got to stop eating pickles before bed.
 * Abe: Could you guys keep it down? I'm trying to sleep. (turns off the lights)
 * Everyone: (screams)