Operation: A.R.C.H.I.V.E.

Kid General: Charge! (Kids run to attack the adults, then they see the giant robots) Run away like little girls! 

Numbuh 1: It's a lie! It's a lie! Everything you know is a lie! We have to rise up! Stop the oppression! Rise up, rise up, rise up and- (Realizes how silly he looks to his history class) But I was just getting to the good part!

Mr Frybingle: Mr. Uno, that report has absolutely nothing to do with the Declaration of Independence.

Numbuh 1: Doesn't it, Mr. Frybingle?

Numbuh 2: I liked the part with the giant robot war. (Starts mimicing machine gun noises)

Mr. Frybingle: Well I like when my students actually use their textbooks to write a report, and not their ridiculous imaginations! So I'm giving you (Numbuh One) a double F minus. (Bell rings)

Numbuh 2: Aw, he's crazy, Numbuh 1! How could he not like the part with the water balloons?

Mr Frybingle: (Picks apple up off of desk, which turns out to be not a fruit but a phone) They know...