Lego Marvel Super Heroes 2: DC Team up

Nova Prime: …This is a priority alpha! All Nova Crops… can anyone… hear me? …We are under siege… alert! …Kang is attacking… anyone?

Star-Lord: Okay, anyone else see a giant sword in the sky?

Drax: I can! It’s right there.

Nova Prime: Guardians?! Kang the Conqueror is attacking. We’ve nearly evacuated everyone but our last rescue ships are pinned down. We can’t hold out much longer!

Star-Lord: Relax, Nova Prime, the Calvary’s here. No problem we can’t punch, no payment we won’t accept. Rocket, you’re on stick. Groot… Don’t touch anything! Let’s go kick some Kang!

Gamora: Everything okay up there?

Star-Lord: Honestly, it’s best not to think about it.

Rocket Raccoon: Hey, I heard that! Keep your opinions about my flying to yourself, Quill!

Gamora: Let’s just get out of this pig sty and make it to the air lock.

Drax: Pig sty? I do not see any pigs…

Star-Lord: Uh, Rocket? Think you could take a break from crashing my ship and open this hatch for us, please?

Rocket Raccoon: What, it’s not already open? Must be jammed or somethin’.

Star-Lord: Great… we’ll need to use the emergency manual override I told you guys about.

Gamora: There is nothing I can do about this… I still can’t believe that’s your "emergency" manual override.

Star-Lord: Hey, I admit it’s a little on the complicated side but least it works, right? There’s our exit. Just gotta use a gravity mine to get the stuff out of the way.

Gamora: Why is there a reinforced plate over the controls?

Star-Lord: Well, you know how Groot likes pressing buttons? I kinda don’t want him anywhere near that one.

Gamora: Hmm… An actual, sensible precaution.

Star-Lord: Yeah, don’t be too surprised.

Gamora: If we survive this, I vote we have trial runs for future emergencies.

Rocket Raccoon: Alright, guys, we’re almost in position… get ready!

Star-Lord: Okay, let’s jump…

Drax: ARGGGGH!

Star-Lord: …as soon as we’re low enough!

Gamora: Was he wearing a rocket pack?…

Star-Lord: You’re kidding right? he doesn’t even wear a shirt. Okay, new plan: We jump now.

Drax: ARGGGGH!

Gamora: Urgh, Drax, you must learn to look before you leap.

Drax: I did look, then I leaped.

Star-Lord: Yeah… Wild guess here, this Kang the Conqueror is big on time travel?

Nova Prime: (hologram) I said "The Guardians of the Galaxy"… yes, I know they’re a bunch of… oh! Hello, Guardians. Thank you for your assistance. A rescue boat should be arriving to pick up the last of the civilians now. Please do everything you can to help clear the area keep an eye out for Kang’s forces.

Drax: An eye out? How does she expect us to see if we…

Star-Lord: Figure of speech, Drax! Alright, Guardians. Looks like we’ve got work to do. Star-Lord… Legendary Outlaw! It’s not looking good. There’s chaos everywhere.

Gamora: Those civilians aren’t going anywhere unless we put those fires out. Perhaps there’s something on the upper level we can use.

Star-Lord: I don’t get it. Who is this "Kang" guy and what does he want, anyway?

Drax: Stand aside! My mighty strength shall destroy this moderately wall!

Star-Lord: Alright, team! That did it! Now we’ve got our very own fore-extinguishing drone! Yeah, I probably jinxed that. Sorry, guys.

Gamora: The people are running to safety. Good work. Watch out! Incoming!

Star-Lord: Whoah!

Drax: You’ll pay for that, you cowards!

Star-Lord: Okay, that was weird. But look! There’s the gravity mine booster we need! Whoo! I knew that’d work!

Drax: I shall assist with the opening of the door.

Star-Lord: Congratulations, folks! You’ve been just saved by the legendary… Hey, where’s everyone going? Nobody wants a "Star-Lord" autograph?

Rocket Raccoon: Hey, you guys doin’ okay? We’re coming in to land now! Oh, you’re not gonna believe what happened! We ran one of Kang’s buddies and found a little future technology! Wait until you see! WHOOAAAAHHH…!!!

Groot Small: WHOOAAAAHHH…!!!

Gamora: Rocket, do you have anything that can destroy this reinforced metal?

Rocket Raccoon: Of course! Unlike summa you guys, I’m always prepared for situations for this!

Gamora: Nice work. Now we just need to help them reach the boat.

Star-Lord: Whoah! How did Groot just do that?

Rocket Raccoon: That’s what I just trying to tell you before, that little time gizmo we found let’s him grow and shrink any time he wants… or get older and younger, if wanna get technical about it. Doesn’t seem to work on anything else though.

Groot: I am Groot!

Drax: We have done well, this day.

Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, once *I* showed up!

Groot: I am Groot!!

Nova Prime: (hologram) Quill, come in! We’re under attack our shields are almost gone, we need you to hold off the attacking ship while we repair them.

Rocket Raccoon: Guess we’re doing a little overtime, huh?

Star-Lord: Hey! Is that thing attacking my ship? Not cool!

Gamora: Let’s move before it does any more damage.

Rocket Raccoon: Urgh! The Milano could explode at any minute it’s too dangerous to get inside.

Gamora: Rocket, is it possible to access the defense systems remotely?

Rocket Raccoon: Maybe… It’s worth a shot, in any case. Oh, this is gonna be too easy! Okay, that did it. Now we just need to get up there and fire the thing!

Groot: I am Grooooot!

Star-Lord: I think it’s working! Just need to keep firing!

Gamora: A few more shots should do it!

Star-Lord: That’s the last of them. Good job, team.

Star-Lord: Nice shot, Rocket!

Drax: We are victories!

Star-Lord: …Okay, yeah, thanks.

Kang: There is no great satisfaction than that of triumph on the battlefield. Isn’t it glorious, my dear Ravonna?

Ravonna: Such devastation… your might is unsurpassable! My Kang…

Kang: Oh, I like that! Say it again!

Ravonna: Such devastation… your might is unsurpassable! My Kang…

Kang: Hmmm, just as pleasing a second time.

Ravonna: The new arrivals fight with spirit.

Kang: Insignificant, ants. They pose no threat. But still, let us put them against a more formidable challenge.

Gamora: A celestial, here? But why?

Rocket Raccoon: Who knows? But he don’t like he’s looking to make friends!

Ravonna: My Kang, E’Son the Searcher is that overkilled?!

Kang: Too much? I found him at the end of time, fading and broken. So he shouldn’t destroy them too quickly. Hahahahahaha!

Rocket Raccoon: Hey, is that thing waving at us?

Drax: I believe so! Hello, giant misunderstood creature!

Rocket Raccoon: No, wait. It’s attacking! Watch out, guys!

Gamora: This day just gets better and better! Did you do something to get on this thing’s bad side, Peter?

Star-Lord: Why does everyone keep asking me that? No!… Not this time.

Rocket Raccoon: Wait… What the heck just happened?

Gamora: Best guess? More of that Kang the Time Ravel Technology.

Rocket Raccoon: Huh… Hadn’t counted on running into something like this…

Gamora: We need to put a stop to that laser beam. Any ideas?

Star-Lord: A gravity mine might work if I another booster.

Rocket Raccoon: Too bad we don’t have anything to build one with!

Gamora: What about using pieces from the ship over there?

Rocket Raccoon: We’d need to break it apart first maybe our new pal can help us out?

Star-Lord: Hey, I think it’s working!

Rocket Raccoon: Wait… what the heck just happened?

Drax: The ship… it re-made itself! How is that possible?

Star-Lord: So much for the gravity booster. At least we’ve got something attack it with now. Yeah! That did it! Hey, I think see a weak spot on his shoulder.

Drax: Leave it to me! Nothing shall stand in my way!

Rocket Raccoon: Guys! I think we just took out his power!

Gamora: Okay, while we’ve got the chance look for a weak spot!

Star-Lord: Yeah, what she said Do that!

Rocket Raccoon: Hey, Quill! You see what I see?

Star-Lord: The big, scary robot wants to destroy us? Yeah, I noticed that already.

Rocket Raccoon: Nah, I’m talking about the gravity booster in his chest. Think you could use that?

Gamora: You mean attach a gravity mine to something as powerful as a celestal? There’s no telling what might happen!

Rocket Raccoon: Good point. We should definitely use it! Yeah, you better run!

Drax: We are victorious! …Again!

Nova Prime: Thank you! You’ve bought us enough time for our evacuation ships to clear Kang’s forces.

Star-Lord: Hey, no problem. The bigger they are the… the more they hurt you.

Rocket Raccoon: Hey, Quill. Ask them what our reward is!

Star-Lord: Umm, what are those?

Gamora: Our cue to leave. Come on!

Groot Small: I am Groot!

Rocket Raccoon: Hey, don’t count your seeds yet, Pal. That giant sword is still out there.

Drax: It just left?

Groot Small: I am Groot!

Rocket Raccoon: An emergency broadcast from Terra?!

Gamora: Earth? Surely Kang isn’t there already?!

Star-Lord: That’s impossible! Either way we gotta get there and warn them!

Rocket Raccoon: Pffft, why do we gotta help them?!

Star-Lord: ‘Cause we’re the Guardians of the Galaxy!

(At Manhattan, Earth)

She-Hulk: You can rely on the Avengers to host a great victory wrap party!

Daredevil: Great job they did on Loki.

Captain Marvel: The brie is fantastic.

Giant-Man: Could you pass me some more nachos?

She-Hulk: Sure, Giant-Man!

Iron Man: Welcome, Wasp, enjoy the spread! Although I’d steer on the Asgardian vol-au-vents.

Thor: Food of the Gods, my friends!

Wasp: Where’s Banner?

Iron Man: He enjoys his quiet time.

Wasp: Well, I guess the Hulk not being here you’ve saved on the catering.

Jarvis: Incoming call from Nick Fury!

Wasp: Another emergency… did you get the those doors to the command center, fixed, Tony?

Iron Man: Erm… Yeah, of course! Okay, guys, we’re gonna have to wrap this up!

Thor: A great pity. The hors d’oeuvers were outstanding.

She-Hulk: You wash, I’ll dry.

Wasp: C’mon, we’d better head to the command center!

Captain America: What’re the chances that door is actually fixed…?

Jarvis: Incoming call from Nick Fury…

Iron Man: So, I got some bad news, wanna hear it? Come on, the news isn’t that bad. I do need you to hear it though. The entrance mechanism is still busted. Guess I don’t fix it after all whoops. It’s gonna take some extra parts to fix it but I’ve kinda got oil on my hands so… if I told you the items I need, d’you think you could go find some and bring ‘em to me’? Okay, great. These are parts you’re looking for. If you check the rooms on this floor there’s bound to be a few components lying around.

Captain America: Those parts Tony needs have to be around here somewhere.

Wasp: Hey, I think we might have an incoming call from Nick Fury…

Captain America: Who what gave it away?

Wasp: We’d better see what Nick Fury before we head out.

Iron Man: You might find something back in the lounge, we were partying pretty hard in there… y’know, until the "fun alarm" went off. Great, that looks like it should be enough. Let me take those off your hands and we can finally get this thing open… Okay, now to finish putting this thing together. There, now that wasn’t so difficult, was it?

Wasp: If it was so easy, why don’t you fix it when I asked you the first time?

Captain America: (sighs) … C’mon, we’ve still got to answer that call.

Iron Man: First thing I’m doing after we answer this call is putting that thing on silent.

Nick Fury: Avengers, sorry to break up the party… I have new missions for you. Siberia. Massive radiation spikes around a remote research faculty. Attuma’s forces have been spotted out in the ocean. A prison breakout, headed for Brooklyn Bridge. Fury out!

Wasp: Three teams. Grab Spider-Man in your way out.

J. Jonah Jameson: I’m moving with the times to bring you the Daily Bugle Livestream, a web cast hosted by me, J. Jonah Jameson! Don’t be fooled by the term *webcast*, I’ve not gone Spider-Man, web as in interweb… or something… Enough technobabble! Prepare to be informed! Super-villain activity across the globe has increased dramatically in the last few hours. The Avengers have assured the world’s media this is just run-of-the-villany. Nothing they can’t handle, and it is no way connected with earlier reports of a strange disturbance detected on the far side of the galaxy. Hah! Like you can trust anyone who wears a mask and tights. Right now get outta here. I got a paper to run too you know.


 * (In a remote area of Siberia…)
 * Captain America: We’re going to land as close to that facility as we can.
 * Thor: What's alls this place? Doth everything not look peaceful and calm to thee?
 * Captain America: We’ll see when we get a bit closer. The Winter Guard were unable to get this far.
 * She-Hulk: Sure is beautiful. Sure was beautiful - what is that thing?
 * Captain America: The source of the radiation spike. According to Wasp the researchers have vanished.
 * Thor: Let us sally to their ad.
 * Captain America: Okay, team. Let’s move out.
 * Thor: Yes, and with great haste!
 * She-Hulk: Absolutely… nice jacket by the way, Cap.
 * Captain America: Uh, thanks.
 * She-Hulk: Cap! Care to give me a boost with your oh-so shiny shield?
 * Captain America: You got it... Wait, what? I'd better take care of that fire. My shield should be able to smother the flames. Hey, there's a electric socket up here. Thor, do you think you could use your lightning to restore the power?
 * Thor: Hmm... Let me see. It seems we are not welcome.
 * Captain America: Yeah, it might be a little tricky getting inside. Let's take a look around and see if we can find some sort of an override switch.
 * Thor: There. We should be able to get to use this to open the door now.
 * She-Hulk: Sure hope everyone inside is okay.
 * Computer: Warning! Radioactive materials detected. Lockdown in progress.
 * She-Hulk: That doesn't sound good.
 * Captain America: I see someone... excuse me? Are you alright? What happened here? Where's the rest of the team? What the heck?!
 * Thor: By father's beard! What madness is this?!
 * She-Hulk: It... it must've been the radiation or something!
 * Captain America: Agreed! We need to contain this situation now! Let's move!
 * She-Hulk: You think you can open that door, Cap?
 * Captain America: Urgh... I can't hit the switch from here. We'll need to find a way to rebound the shield towards it from suitable angle.
 * She-Hull: Whoah... Did we do it?
 * Thor: I know not...
 * Captain America: Welll we did... something.
 * She-Hulk: Cap! ... Cap, are you alright?
 * Captain America (Radioactive): Hisssss...!!!
 * She-Hulk: Uh-oh... Steve...?
 * Thor: He must be consumed by the cloud!!
 * She-Hulk: Buy why would the gas turn him against us? Something doesn't add up! Okay, hopefully that'll keep him down long enough for us to figure out...
 * Thor: Wait! Someone else is here... I can almost feel a strange...
 * The Presence: Ahh... my distinguished guests! I've been expecting you...
 * Thor: The presence?! You are the vile fiend behind all of this?!
 * The Presence: Oh... you wouldn't you like to know, Thor... The Mighty Thunder God?! Get them, my radioactive minions! Weak fools! You are no match for the Presence!
 * She-Hulk: The shield's gone! Now's our chance!
 * The Presence: Agh! No, this is not right!
 * Thor: This maybe our only opportunity to defeat him!
 * The Presence: Your resistance is meaningless! Join me willingly while allow it... No... This cannot be happening! You shall not defeat me! Oof! You dare defy me?! Bow! Before your new master!
 * Thor: It might have a little but we will save you, Captain! Ha! The collective mind of the Pressence is no match for Mjølnir!
 * Captain America: I didn't much care for being part of it... Uh, excuse me? Threat's neutralized.
 * The Presence: Hu he ha haha... Pitful Fools. Don't you see? This is just a test. My powers are in thrall to a higher command... You will see, in time...
 * She-Hulk: Or how about now?
 * Red Guardian: Greetings, Avengers! Is good to see you.
 * Captain America: Red Guardian! Glad we could be of assistance.
 * Crimson Dynamo: This is very unusual technique.
 * Darkstar: Da...
 * Captain America: She-Hulk? Can you take some time out from that to radio the quinjet?
 * She-Hulk: Awww! Do I have to?
 * Thor: By Mjølnir!
 * Captain America: What is that?
 * Black Adam: I, Black Adam, am free!


 * (Meanwhile, in the depths of the ocean...)
 * Captain Marvel: It's strange, last intel on Attuma suggested he didn't have the resources to be any real threat...
 * Iron Man: Looks like he's sorted out his cash flow problem. There's enough weaponry there to attack the whole eastern seaboard... Roxxon!
 * Captain Marvel: Those corporate criminals! But why would they back Attuma's invasion plans? Unless they know something we don't?
 * Iron Man: Only one way to find out. Let's give them some real bang for their buck!
 * Captain Marvel: Alright, Tony. Let's find out the generators and plant the charges.
 * Iron Man: Got it. I'm guessing those differently-colored pipes will lead us to them?
 * Captain Marvel: Yeah... probably lead u right into trouble too.
 * Iron Man: Well, aren't *we* the optimist? Huh... so much for our "covert operation".
 * Captain Marvel: Hey, who said anything about being "covert"? Wait. A laser grid...? You were saying, Tony?
 * Iron Man: I stand by my previous statement this shouldn't be as difficult to get past as the door.
 * Captain Marvel: Oh, I'll make sure of that. Let me try.
 * Attuma: What are you doing?! Get out of here, you insignificant worms!
 * Iron Man: Whoah! Where did he come from? The Generator's on the upper level. Just need to find a way to reach it.
 * Captain Marvel: There's a hatch on the ceiling. Think we can destroy it?
 * Iron Man: Good call. Leave it to me. Right, that's the second one. One more should be enough.
 * Attuma: You again!? Stop what you're doing! Attuma commands you!
 * Captain Marvel: You "command" us? Yeah, good luck with that...
 * Attuma: Argh! I'll get you for that! Peasants! This is an outrage!
 * Iron Man: Uh! Hello? Is there a better person to do this? Probably not.
 * Captain Marvel: I don't get it. How could anyone justify all this stuff to Attuma?
 * Iron Man: Some people can "justify" anything if the price is high enough. You forget talking to?
 * Captain Marvel: Oh, I wasn't thinking sorry, Tony.
 * Iron Man: That's Attuma's invasion plans and truly sunk!
 * Captain Marvel: Still doesn't add up. What was Attuma planning? Why attack now? What was-
 * Iron Man: Watch out!
 * Captain Marvel: Huh?
 * Attuma: Fools! You will pay for this insult!
 * Iron Man: That was a close o-
 * Black Manta: There can only be one ruler of the seas, Attuma! And that's me! Black Manta!
 * Iron Man: Ouch. I don't want to worry you, but I think I may have just invalidated my warranty.
 * Captain Marvel: Let's get back and debrief; there's something bigger going on here...
 * Iron Man: Gently, gently...
 * (Meanwhile, back in New York...)
 * Spider-Man: Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man at your service.
 * Ms. Marvel: No way! We get Spider-Man in our team! Ah, this is so cool.
 * White Tiger: Urgh! We could have done without him.
 * Spider-Man: Hey, easy, White Tiger, I wore brand new threads and everything. Who are these guys, anyhow?
 * White Tiger: Escapees from the raft. Which means there are probably a few super villains up ahead too.
 * Ms. Marvel: The tremendous trio versus the bridge of anarchy! This would make an awesome fan-fiction!
 * Spider-Man: Let's focus on saving the civilians first. Team names come later. Oh, man. What happened to the bridge?
 * Ms. Marvel: And who's behind all this?
 * White Tiger: I dunno but we'll need to find a way to cross that gap.
 * Spider-Man: There we go! See? I have my uses!
 * Shocker: Let's see how you match up against me!
 * Spider-Man: Super Villains escaping from the raft, huh? Well, there's a "Shocker"!
 * Shocker: Hmph! Very clever, Spider-Man but you won't be making fun of me for long!
 * Spider-Man: But there's just so much material to work with! And speaking of material... what's that costume made out of, anyway? Are you a fan of fashionable cushions?
 * Shocker: Hey! What did I just tell ya? Don't mock the Shocker! Ow! Hey! Watch it!
 * White Tiger: Hey! What's going on?
 * Mysterio: Hahaha...!!! Care to test me, you weak-minded fools?
 * Spider-Man: Mysterio?! What's "Fish Bowl features" doing here?
 * Shocker: I'm the Shocker! I ain't no joke! Urgh! I said cut it out! You're gonna get it for trying to ruin my day! I ain't done yet, ya lously do-gooders!
 * Spider-Man: That was definitely not a career highlight.
 * Mysterio: Are you enjoying our little party? My friends would love to meet you!
 * White Tiger: Those other Mysterios are just illusions, right?
 * Ms. Marvel: I dunno... they seem real enough to me!
 * Spider-Man: Well, no Shocker's real so let's find a way to get to him.
 * Ms. Marvel: Gotta be something around here we can use to fight Shocker... Skadoosh!
 * Shocker: Okay, now you're really asking for it!
 * Ms. Marvel: Oh, you want some more, do ya? Happy to oblige!
 * Spider-Man: C'mon, Shocker. It's three against one. Give it up!
 * Shocker: Argh! You're getting' on my nerves! You know that?
 * Mysterio: Curse you, heroes... Currrrssse... yooouu...!!!
 * Vulture: Surprise! Hahaha!
 * Spider-Man: Vulture?!
 * Vulture: Grr...! Stay still, you little trouble-maker!
 * Spider-Man: Ow... talk to an uplifting experience... Hey, what's with the jungle?
 * Kraven: Ah! What do we have here? Some fresh prey fro Kraven the Hunter?
 * White Tiger: Spidey, are you alright? Where'd Vulture go?
 * Kraven: First, let us see how you "heroes" survive in the wild!
 * Ms. Marvel: Uh-oh... nice kitty... Ah! Careful with the drool... huh... Guys! Maybe there's something we can build to get the lion's attention.
 * White Tiger: Huh! What do you know! Guess our new friend was just hungry!
 * Kraven: So you think you can out smart Kraven the Hunter? You "heroes" are about to become an endangered species!
 * Spider-Man: Careful, guys! We're fighting someone who actually chose to wear that costume! There's no telling what he might do!
 * Kraven: Ow! Grr...!! You cannot hope to defeat me! I've hunted bigger game than you!
 * Spider-Man: The only "big game" around here is the one you're talking, Kraven! Too bad you won't be able to back it up!
 * Kraven: Ha! Let us see how you deal with this!
 * Ms. Marvel: Here he comes! Look out!
 * Spider-Man: Fellas... can't we just talk this out?
 * Kraven: Argh! This cannot be! I am Kraven the Hunter!
 * White Tiger: This guy sure seems to like saying his name! Does he think we've forgotten it or something?
 * Ms. Marvel: Ha! I wish!
 * Kraven: Argh! What... just.. happened...?
 * Spider-Man: Your little "safari trip" is over.
 * Vulture: Guess who! Hahahahaha! Urgh! Impressive... but not impressive enough!
 * Doctor Octopus: Hahaha...!! Your luck has just run out you meddlesome pests! Now you face an altogether "superior" adversary!
 * Spider-Man: Doc Ock?! I had a feeling something "sinister" was going on!
 * Doctor Octopus: Stay back, you insignificant imbeciles!
 * White Tiger: Those tentacles are gonna make it hard to reach him. Better keep our distance until it's safe to attack.
 * Doctor Octopus: Hahaha! This is it! There's no escape!
 * White Tiger: Quick! Keep moving while he fires!
 * Doctor Octopus: No! How is this possible? My genius knows no limit! Let's shake things up a little shall we?
 * Ms. Marvel: Uh... I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you!
 * Doctor Octopus: Let's see you survive this!
 * White Tiger: Webs, that was so epi-! Well, timed.
 * Spider-Man: Hey, that was a team effort.
 * Ms. Marvel: Wow, what a rush! And even *more* fun than how I'd have written it! I mean, taking down five super villains in...
 * Doctor Octopus: Urgh, wittering halfwits, you've no idea of the machinations in play. He's coming, and you will all suff... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
 * Spider-Man: Hey, Ock, no-one likes a sore loser, seriously. You two head back to HQ and give a full report to Wasp. I'll stay with this until authorities arrive.
 * White Tiger: Pffft, you just want to dodge the paperwork.
 * Nick Fury: I appreciate your answering our distress call but the Avengers and their allies defeated Loki's master plan. And we're on top of all the usual planet-wide villainy.
 * Star-Lord: No, there's something else... ...that.
 * Nick Fury: That's one big sword!
 * Kang: People of New York. I am Kang the Conqueror. Thousands of civilizations have fallen to my forces, and your city will fare no better. Let your fabled try and stop me. No one, throughout time. In all of space, has ever been to best me! All Hail Kang!
 * Nick Fury: Hey, you yeah! You might have just missed it, but the last purple-hated cosmic tyrant that came here didn't fare too well against us. Can't see any reason why you might do any better! I need to check on S.H.I.E.L.D., well... ...what's left of it.
 * Gamora: Guys?!
 * Spider-Man: Aaaaaaaargh!
 * Spider-Gwen: Spider-Woman, but you can call me Gwen.
 * Spider-Man: 'Gwen?! Okay, I think there's some dimension distorin' going on here.
 * Kang: Ah ha hahahah! People of Manhattan! Welcome to Chronopolis! Those who bow to me, do my bidding shall be rewarded, but those who fail me will be cast aside. As for your so-called heroes, they shall find life a challenge in my world of worlds! Ahh ha hahahaha!
 * Spider-Man: 'Chronopolis'?
 * Spider-Gwen: 'World of Worlds.' What do you suppose that means?
 * Green Goblin 2099: Heeheeheehee!
 * Spider-Man: It'll have to wait. We've still got bad guys to catch. Is that your Goblin?
 * Spider-Gwen: Nope, looks like from the future!
 * Spider-Man: So what's the story here - did a convention just let out? You guys really missed a few marks on those costumes, but the swinging seems dead on!
 * Vulture: No! This isn't right! You... What are you doing?
 * Spider-Man: Hold on! We just want some autographs! Hey, what's the rush?
 * Vulture: Argh! You pathetic pests!
 * Spider-Man: That'll slow him down... I hope!
 * Vulture: Get away from me! Ow! Stop that!
 * Spider-Man: That's how it's done!
 * Vulture: Urgh! I don't believe it! Where's that Infernal Goblin?! Time to return to the nest! Hahaha!
 * Green Goblin 2099: Hmph! You're starting to get a little too close from comfort!
 * Spider-Man: Not so fast!
 * Green Goblin 2099: Ooh! Almost got me! I'm impressed! Ooh... having a little chase, are we? What fun!
 * Spider-Man: Tag! You're it! This isn't really something I saw myself doing today! Huh... It wasn't enough. Gotta try again.
 * Spider-Gwen: Yeeuch, gross... Goblin from the future... Knights from the past...? What's going on?
 * Spider-Man: I'd better head back. Wasp? Are you getting this?
 * Wasp: Yeah, it looks like they came through some kind of portal... Picking up another one! What's Klaw doing in Manhattan? Are those villains we've never seen before?
 * Captain America: The rest of the Avengers need to work out why Kang's brought us here. Luckily we've got help.
 * Spider-Man: Hey - This is quite a gathering!
 * Star-Lord: Yeah, I should have brought my mixtape.
 * Captain America: Save it for later, guys! We've got work to do! What do you know about Kang?
 * Star-Lord: All I need to: He's one seriously bad dude.
 * Wasp: And his accomplice?
 * Gamora: Ravonna Renslayer. When Kang Conquered her kingdom. She became her bride.
 * Captain America: Doctor Strange, could, Kang be attacking multiple time eras at once?
 * Doctor Strange: Possibly. It needs further consultation...
 * Wasp: Two Teams: To chase down those knights, the other check out where Klaw went.
 * (Team Captain America [Captain America, Star-Lord, Gamora and Groot] follow the knights through the portal.)
 * (Team Spider-Man [Spider-Man, Ms. Marvel and She-Hulk] pursue Klaw and unknown villainsthrought the portal.)
 * Star-Lord: Alright! Let's go jump through some mystical portals! Woo!
 * Captain America: Everyone! Stay on your toes. We don't know what might be waiting for us on the other side.
 * Gamora: Shouldn't we be on our way through that portal right now? I got the impression this whole situation was pretty urgent...
 * Groot: I am Groot.
 * Star-Lord: Ah, we've got a little time to look around... It's not like whatever's on the other side is going anywhere.
 * Captain America: Given what's happening lately, that's a very real possibility...
 * Star-Lord: Okay, it's do or die time!
 * Gamora: Let's hope it's "do".
 * Groot: I am Groot...?
 * Black Knight Percy: I say! Brave Heroes! Might I request some assistance?
 * Star-Lord: Uh, is that Tin Head talking to us?
 * Captain America: Looks like he's in trouble... better go see what the problem is.
 * Black Knight Percy: Welcome to England, travelers! My name is Sir Percy of Scandia. I wish your visit could be under brighter circumstances, but as you can see, that Fearsome Kang has turned my castle into a den of evil! I beseech aid me in overthrowing this villain so that I might reclaim my kingdom and put an end to his tyranny! Wonderful! The castle is this way... follow me!
 * Gamora: What exactly are we up against?
 * Black Knight Percy: Kang is a warrior, of the most fearsome ability... my knights and I didn't stand a chance against his might!
 * Gamora: That doesn't bode well...
 * Black Knight Percy: Watch out! These fiends are Kang's allies!
 * Groot: I am Groot!
 * Star-Lord: Yeah, that was a little easy, now that you mention it. I guess the real bad guys are waiting for us in the castle.
 * Black Knight Percy: Beware, my friends! More villains approach! We have arrived! Our foe awaits us inside so please ready yourselves and let me know when you wish to storm the castle.
 * J. Jonah Jameson: So there's a new doughnut of a super villain running around my city in thigh boots calling himself Kang! Who is this clown? I never heard of him. What's also bad is that two new villains called Black Adam and Black Manta have appeared and in Manhatten are two evil clowns! What... Joker and Harley Quinn along with Riddler, Clayface and Scarecrow who have also appeared and are looking for their *toys*. Never heard of ‘em either. Those other newly arrived space cowboys... The Guardians of the Galaxy? Well they seem to be clueless too. Given one of them... is a talking tree what do you expect? That Raccoon thing did say Kang has an over inflated opinion of himself, and a huge sword-shape space ship. Kang also *claims* to have transported Manhattan to his personal battle arena called Chronopolis. Moved Manhattan! It was perfectly fine where it was! Where was I? *Chornopolis* Is apparently made up from the greatest realms across time and space. The Avengers are currently investigating these *claims* of Kang and if it's possible to leave Manhattan...
 * Star-Lord: Merry olde England is a little merry olde quiet...
 * Captain America: Something's not right... Enchantress!
 * Black Knight Percy: Madam... I have returned with allies! What witchcraft can you muster now? I can offer doom, destruction and dark magic.
 * Enchantress: I can offer doom, destruction and dark magic.
 * Black Knight Percy: You must attack!
 * (Captain Avalon and Doctor Strange arrives)
 * Captain Avalon: There is the pretender of whom I speak!
 * Doctor Strange: ...Nathan Garrett!!
 * Captain Avalon: The Black Knight!
 * Doctor Strange: I met Captain Avalon on the way here; he confirmed my suspicious.
 * Black Knight Garrett: Soon I will prove to Kang that I am fit to rule at his side! Guards!
 * Doctor Strange: A classic diversionary tragic from Kang!
 * Black Knight Garrett: Ah ha hahahaha! Enchantress... Do your worst! Ha hahahaha!
 * Captain America: We've gotta stop him!
 * Captain Avalon: Tarry, sire, for it is folly to rush in!
 * Gamora: We're trapped!
 * Doctor Strange: We need to get inside.
 * Enchantress: You fools dare to face the Enchantress? Such a pity...
 * Captain Avalon: Quickly! We must find a way inside. I fear your friend is in great danger!
 * Star-Lord: Woo! Castle siege! What thinkest thou, Lady Gamora?
 * Gamora: Why are you speaking so strangely?
 * Star-Lord: Just trying to fit in...
 * Gamora: We'll need Groot to operate the controls for the gate is there any way this cage could help?
 * Doctor Strange: Hmm... What goes up eventually come down. If I can increase the time flow of the cage, it should fall. There. One and old broken cage.
 * Star-Lord: Great... So, what now?
 * Doctor Strange: Now we simply reverse the time flow.
 * Star-Lord: Oh. That easy. Huh?
 * Enchantress: Ooh... hoe very clever! I'm almost slightly impressed! Let's see how you handle a little magic shall we?
 * Star-Lord: Uh-oh... What's she doing now?
 * Gamora: Whatever it is, it doesn't look good.
 * Captain Avalon: She has summoned some new foes. Take care, friends.
 * Groot: Hmph! I am Groot!
 * Doctor Strange: What happened? Is this a kind of magic?
 * Enchantress: Ugh! Get away from me... Fools! Did you forget with whom you're dealing?
 * Doctor Strange: It's as I thought; her appearance is merely illusion. Kang must have given her the ability to cloud the vision of Agamotto...
 * Star-Lord: Aga-what now?
 * Gamora: Come on! We have to get inside and find the captain.
 * Groot: I am... Groot! I am... Groot! I am... Groot! I am... Groot!
 * Star-Lord: Uh-oh! Everybody, out! Man... Who saw that coming, huh?
 * Gamora: I think Enchantress did. The path inside is now completely blocked.
 * Doctor Strange: Yes but perhaps there's another way. Look at the area below. Ah, I believe Enchantress' magic extended to this small recess. I might be able to create a portal to reach her... stand back!
 * Enchantress: So nice of you to join me. I was starting to get lonely.
 * Doctor Strange: I sense an immense power coming from that chamber above the door is that...?
 * Enchantress: A "Golden Apple of Idunn"? Behold it in all of its glory, for it is a true relic of Asgard. A source of power so strong no mere mortal possib...
 * Doctor Strange: Right. I thought so. Thanks for confirming... so we get rid of the apple and her power is gone. Look for a way to get to it.
 * Star-Lord: Hey! A gravity booster! That might work!
 * Doctor Strange: Unfortunately for you, an apple a day won't keep this doctor away.
 * Star-Lord: Ha! How often do you get the chance to say something like that?
 * Gamora: Doctors and apples? Is that supposed to be a terran expression?
 * Groot: I am Groot?
 * Enchantress: No! This cannot be! You'll pay for this!
 * Doctor Strange: So we get rid of the apple and her power is gone...
 * Gamora: After you...
 * Groot: I am Groot!
 * Star-Lord: Hey, uh, Doc... You think it's a bit, uh, quiet? I mean, no traps.
 * Doctor Strange: No traps?
 * Star-Lord: You'd expect some traps in a place like this, right? You know, with the medieval thing going on?
 * Captain Avalon: Indeed, Sirrah. In mine own castle we have traps aplenty.
 * Black Knight Garret: Ah ha hahahaha! Welcome friends, to my dungeon of doom!
 * Captain America: Guys... erm... rescue time? Take care coming down the corridor...
 * Star-Lord: Yay! There are the traps! Whoah! You think they'd put a signup about that...
 * Doctor Strange: (Sighs) As curious as I am to see how *you'd* attempt to get past this, a simple movement spell should do the trick.
 * Black Knight Garrett: Hmm... What shall I pick today? A sword? A mace?
 * Captain America: You guys get distracted at the gift shop?
 * Star-Lord: Ha! Look at you! How did this even happen?
 * Captain America: It's a long, embarrassing story... just help me get free, please.
 * Doctor Strange: Bear with me a moment...
 * Captain America: Who-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa...! Think I'm gonna be sick!
 * Star-Lord: Hey! Glad you're back with us, Cap.
 * Capain America: Urgh... Thanks, guys.
 * Doctor Strange: We can't reach the Black Knight from here but your shield might be able to help.
 * Captain America: Sure... once the room stops spinning. Whoah.
 * Star-Lord: Aw, c'mon, man! Seriously?
 * Black Knight Garret: Huh? Oh, I see you let yourselves in! It is so kind to you to come along, the witch and the tree put up a quite a struggle.
 * Gamora: Hey! Who are you calling a witch?
 * Groot: I am Groooot!
 * Black Knight Garrett: Have at you! Haha!
 * Captain America: Every setback is a chance to learn.
 * Black Knight Garrett: Ow! Who put those spikes there...? Oh, that's right. It was me.
 * Star-Lord: I'll show you what happens when you mess with my friends!
 * Black Knight Garrett: I've got you now! You'll never escape my dungeon of doom! Garrrrgh!
 * Star-Lord: You're gonna make this easy or do we have to get medieval?
 * Black Knight Garrett: Kang's plans are way beyond you... You have no idea...
 * Captain America: Try us!
 * Black Knight Garrett: What sort of-
 * Enchantress: You dare insult Enchantress with nonse-
 * Black Adam: Give my regards to the Rock of Eternity! Kerchunga! That felt more satisfying.
 * Captain America: Thanks for sending Garrett and Enchantress into the cosmic rock. Despite your evil ways. You're coming with us to stop Kang.
 * Black Adam: Very well. I agree. But can we stop for drive thru? I haven't eaten for an eternity.
 * Black Knight Percy: Greetings and a thousand thanks, fair yeomen. I am the one true Sir Percy!
 * Captain Avalon: Hail Sir Percy, well met!
 * Doctor Strange: What of Kang, my lord?
 * Black Knight Percy: His portals allowed Garrett to storm my keep, and Enchantress to enslave this kingdom!
 * Captain Avalon: There is another portal you have yet to discover - where it leads I know not.
 * Doctor Strange: Farewell, my lord!
 * Black Knight Percy: Farewell, fair heroes. May your helm protect, your magic provide and your shield prevail.
 * Gamora: You're telling me you could have done that all along?
 * Groot Small: I am Groot!
 * Kang: Ha! The so-called Avengers and their Guardians friends are just beginning to see the full extent of my genius.
 * Ravonna: Your genius is not in question, my Kang of Kangs, so, perhaps, you might show some mercy on this occasion?
 * Kang: Mercy?! A fanciful suggestion, my little morning star... That, I Kang the Conqueror, should perhaps be, Kang the Merciful... a ha! Ah ha haha ah ha! Get these windows cleaned. A conqueror should be able to see who he's conquering!
 * Ravonna: Of course, your kangnificence, I'll call the maintenance.
 * She-Hulk: You think that "Kang" guy has his eye on this place too?
 * Ms. Marvel: If we catch up to Klaw, maybe we can "coax" an explanation out of him.
 * She-Hulk: What the...? Where are we?
 * Spider-Man: Hmm... giant rock panther in the middle of a city... we've gotta be somewhere in Wakanda.
 * Ms. Marvel: So that weird portal bought us to Wakanda, huh? Hey, maybe well run into...
 * She-Hulk: Wait a second... look! It's Klaw!
 * Spider-Man: So it looks like Wakanda's got one of those barriers up as well...
 * Ms. Marvel: Welp. That is one strudy-looking door. Think we can break it down?
 * She-Hulk: Listen, I'm strong but not giant-vibranium-door-smashing strong.
 * Ms. Marvel: Not gonna lie. I was hoping for a super sneaky secret entrance there.
 * She-Hulk: Sorry, nothing here but a bunch of computer stuff.
 * Spider-Man: Computer stuff, huh? That I can work with... And we're in!
 * She-Hulk: Alright!
 * Ms. Marvel: Now we can catch up with Klaw! Let's go!
 * J. Jonah Jameson: Yes, new goon in the block Kang, claims to have stolen Manhattan and added it to other regions he has conquered from across time and space... And another universe. This New-Time City or "Chronopolis" has Kang's citadel at its centre and is said to exist "out of time". Kang also *claims* our escape from the big apple's is currently impossible. But my sources temll me some of Earth's Super Villains have been seen exiting Manhattan. The Nefarious Klaw as a case in point. The sonic scoundrel has being spotted heading out Manhattan into, well who knows where! Joining the heroes is Black Adam, are they crazy?!. Note to self, trademark name "Chronopolis" it could be a money spinner.
 * Spider-Man: There goes my spider-sense again. Something's not right!
 * Ms. Marvel: You mean aside from the Wakandan jungle being a reasonable commute from downtown Manhattan?
 * Black Panther: Rrrrraaaarrrrrrghhhh!!
 * Spider-Man: Aaaaaagghhhh!!!
 * Black Panther: Avengers? It is I, Black Panther, ruler of Wakanda. It is good to see you, my friends. I am sorry if I startled you.
 * Spider-Man: Startled me? Noooo.
 * Ms. Marvel: I hate to break up this reunion but Klaw is probably halfway across the jungle by now.
 * Black Panther: Klaw? I too am on that villains trail.
 * Ms. Marvel: We followed him as far as here. Can you unlock this?
 * Black Panther: Certainly.
 * Spider-Man: Ugh! Thanks for the warning, Tiddles.
 * She-Hulk: What would Klaw and his big ape buddy want with that much vibranium?
 * Black Panther: Come, let us find out.
 * She-Hulk: How are we going to get in there? Those doors are ipenetrable, even for me!
 * Spider-Man: Not exactly. The explosives in those carts are designed for vibranium mining, they could blow that door open easily.
 * Ms. Marvel: So just push one of those things all the way up there? Great!
 * Black Panther: The fruit grown of the hardest toil, often taste the sweetest. Hmph... I am uncertain of how to use this.
 * She-Hulk: Hey, we can use these to get across now!
 * Ms. Marvel: Just watch your step, it's a long way down. You'd have to read a book before you hit the bottom.
 * She-Hulk: The mine cart's blocked. We need to find a way to clear the stuff.
 * Black Panther: Look around. Solutions present themselves when you approach on things with an open mind.
 * Spider-Man: I'm learning so much! You should put these on posters! Wow! The tech in here is amazing!
 * Black Panther: Yes. Thanks to the vibranium we mine here, it has advanced far beyond the world you know.
 * Spider-Man: It's incredible! Do you guys do summer camps or anything?
 * She-Hulk: The missing pieces of the tracks, they're in that?
 * Black Panther: Molten vibranium... we should proceed without caution, it is dangerously hot.
 * Spider-Man: Hey, just like me!
 * Ms. Marvel: Let's look around. There must be a way to clear this up.
 * Spider-Man: That was different not a career highlight.
 * She-Hulk: So what's the deal with the gorilla dude?
 * Black Panther: His name is M'Baku, though he goes by the name of Man-Ape. He has always wanted to take the throne of Wakanda.
 * Spider-Man: But, how'd he end up looking like that?
 * Black Panther: He gained his powers by killing one of our rare white gorillas and bathed in its...
 * Spider-Man: Forget I asked!
 * She-Hulk: Klaaaaawwwww!
 * Black Panther: Stand and fight, you cowards! Man-Ape! I thought I could smell your unique... ...odour.
 * Man-Ape: You are a shadow of the man of your father was, T'Challa... and you will end up just the same!
 * Black Panther: You're overconfidence has always been your weakness, M'Baku!
 * Man-Ape: It's Man-Ape! And Man-Ape has no weaknesses, only strength! Ah, your precious vibranium. How fitting that it will be the end of you!
 * Ms. Marvel: Whoa! Keep moving, guys! This stuff's a bit warmer than your average shower!
 * Spider-Man: I miss when villains didn't use giant death machinery...
 * Man-Ape: It' that the best you have? I was hoping for a challenge!
 * Spider-Man: How about looking at yourself in the mirror without laughing?
 * Man-Ape: Let's see if your feet are as quick as your mouth! Fools! The reign of panther is over! It is time for the reign of the gorilla! Kang has promised me Wakanda!
 * Black Panther: Wakanda will never submit to you or Kang... not as long as I draw breath!
 * Man-Ape: Than I shall draw it from you! You will end now, T'Challa!
 * Ms. Marvel: Err, we're here, too, guys!
 * Man-Ape: I'll get to you!
 * Black Panther: Kkklllllllaaaawwwww! This is the last time you will defile my land with your presence, I will have you just for my father!
 * Klaw: Ahh, the pussy cat lives! Unfortunately as much as I'd like to catch up, I have pressing business attend to. Time for a little cat nap! Ahhhhhaahahahaha ha...ahhh... eh? Shoo... get off... ...stop fussing... Thanks for your patience. And now, for the... crescendo!!
 * Spider-Man: Now, that's what I call a boombox!
 * Ms. Marvel: Are you okay?
 * Black Panther: Apologies, my friends. A foolish error. Quickly, while the trail is fresh. Have you seen Klaw and his men?
 * Star-Lord: No, we just arrived.
 * Black Panther: The Hydra Empire - all that's wrong in the galaxy can be found in the place.
 * Captain America: We should keep it down... we don't want to arouse suspension...
 * Doctor Strange: That could be any number of portals connecting areas of time and space.
 * Ms. Marvel: Let's look for a portal back to Manhattan!
 * All: Shh.
 * Black Panther: We need to pursue Klaw and seek out the vibranium. Kang must have a purpose for it.
 * Spider-Man: Hey - it's Klaw!
 * All: Shh.
 * Captain America: Panther, Star-Lord and I can head for that airship. The rest of you should head back if you can.
 * All: Shh.
 * Ms. Marvel: Cap, why did you scare them?
 * Spider-Man: It's that truck being piloted by weird villaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiins!
 * Star-Lord: There goes Spider-Man.
 * Captain America: Black Adam, who are they?
 * Black Adam: Joker, Harley Quinn, Riddler, Scarecrow, Two-Face, Catwoman and Clayface.
 * Star-Lord: Where's Ms. Marvel?
 * The Riddler: Here you go, Chuckles!
 * The Joker: You got it back for me! Put it there, pal!
 * Harley Quinn: That's all you wanted?
 * The Joker: Well, I just felt so under-dressed without it.
 * Ms. Marvel: Can I add all of you to my fanfiction? It's going to be awes-
 * The Joker: Gah! Harley, the wipers!
 * Harley Quinn: Puddiiiiiin’!!!
 * The Joker: Hmm, I thought I fixed that.
 * Star-Lord: Alright, guys, let's get up there and nab that sucker!
 * Black Panther: Easy for you to say... not all of us carrying jetpacks.
 * Captain America: That's true. But we can always call in a quinjet, assuming it works out here, that is...
 * Vibranium Deposit Receptacle: Please deposit vibranium into the vibranium deposit receptacle.
 * Klaw: Yeah, yeah... it's a little less than we planned thanks to those interfering Avengers... Now, open up! We need to bump the next phase of the plan up in the schedule...
 * Vibranium Deposit Receptacle: Insufficient vibranium detected in receptacle. Door mechanism not engaged. If you have misplace your vibranium samples, say *yes* to initiate vibranium search protocol. Otherwise, say *no* and wait retribution from your immediate supervisor.
 * Star-Lord: So the door only opens with enough vibranium in the tub? What a pain...
 * Black Panther: The crate is only small. We should be able to find enough scraps of vibranium in this area to fill it.
 * Captain America: I think I saw a few scraps of vibranium scattered around the streets... if we can gather enough, we should be able to get in. I'll be honest, I didn't expect to be on trash duty for Hydra today...
 * Arnim Zola: System now entering "sleep mode". Not that I'm dropping hints or anything but... you know... hurry up.
 * Vibranium Deposit Receptacle: Scanning vibranium deposit... Deposit accepted. Engaging door mechanism. Hail Hydra.
 * Star-Lord: And we're in! Break out in the vibranium, Klaw... you've got company!
 * Captain America: "Hail Hydra", huh...? Anyway, now maybe we can finally catch up to Klaw...
 * Black Panther: Quickly! Let's head inside before they realise something is wrong...
 * Black Adam: I came here for a fight, Avengers! Let's go!
 * J. Jonah Jameson: Just when you thought it couldn't get any odder around here with Knight's Kingdom and Jungles are being our neighbouring districts. I can exclusively reveal a new, dark side to Chronopolis: A twisted, tyrannical, totalitarian Hydra version of our beloved Manhattan! How and when this happened who can say, all J. Jonah Jameson knows is this corrupted, Hydra run Big Apple, is collaborating with Kang. Any friend of Kang though faces a red, white and blue pasting from a real New Yorker... ...who also happens to be an Avenger... Captain America! Who, along with Black Panther is hot on the heels of Klaw and the stolen Wakandan Vibranium while Black Adam helps them take down Hydra, as they press on the Hydra Airship for answers. Hydra still use airships? Yeah balloons real scary!
 * Hydra Soldier: You know, I never thought I'd end up working for a totalitarian regime. Funny how things turn out.
 * Hydra Soldier 2: Yeah... but it's not all bad. Look at this logo, that's pretty cool.
 * Hydra Soldier: Pretty cool, I guess. Although it should have eight arms, surely? Being an octopus.
 * Hydra Soldier 2: Hey, you know what, you're right... I never thought of that. Ooof!
 * Black Panther: Klaw must be around somewhere, along with that Vibranium.
 * Arnim Zola: Ah, Captain America! Nice of you to join us! You ceased to exist, in the glorious world of Hydra, but the meddlings of Kang mean I must put up with your star-spangled nonsense once more!
 * Captain America: Giving Klaw a hand, Zola?
 * Arnim Zola: Ah ha hahaha! A little joke, very good. Soon you will be laughing on a different side of your face! Alert! Intruders detected in lower Sector 5! Hail Hydra!
 * Black Adam: Go! I'll hold them off!
 * Captain America: Come on, let's move out before the "welcoming committee" arrives.
 * Arnim Zola: Going somewhere, Captain Rogers? There is no place for you can hide on this ship!
 * Captain America: Someone else is gonna have to handle this.
 * Arnim Zola: All available Hydra Agents report for duty! Now!
 * Star-Lord: Hey! Whoah! What was that?
 * Klaw: Ah, there you are! I have expecting you!
 * Star-Lord: Oh, you have not! Quit trying to be cool! Okay, maybe he was expecting us.
 * Black Panther: Perhaps we can use Klaw's lasers to our advantage...
 * Klaw: Urgh! You win this round!
 * Captain America: We're clear! Quickly! After him!
 * Black Panther: Hmph! It appears that our path is blocked yet again...
 * Star-Lord: Gotta admit; These Hydra guys are pretty good at making barricades outta random junk.
 * Captain America: Stay focused. Look for something we can use to get past.
 * Star-Lord: Hey, those crates look kinda useful.
 * Captain America: You're right. A well-aimed throw of my shield should get them down.
 * Black Panther: An impressive throw, Captain Rogers.
 * Captain America: Hey, thanks.
 * Star-Lord: Alright! A gravity booster! Here we go!
 * Captain America: Well... that worked.
 * Star-Lord: Probably should have given you guys a little "heads up" about that. My bad.
 * Black Panther: There appears to be a control panel for the gate on the platform above.
 * Captain America: I see it. Need a lift?
 * Black Panther: Yes. Thank you, Captain.
 * Captain America: Okay, team... get ready. Klaw's just up ahead.
 * Black Panther: He will pay for his treachery...
 * Star-Lord: Why do I suddenly have a really bad feeling about this?
 * Klaw: You made it this far but no farther! I will eliminate you all!
 * Black Panther: Stand down, Klaw! You are only making this more difficult for yourself!
 * Klaw: Oh, you think so, T'Challa? We shall see about that?
 * Arnim Zola: Attention all agents! Deploy more reinforcements to assist Klaw. More, I say!
 * Klaw: Argh! You fools are testing my patience! Grr...!!! You are starting to get on my nerves!
 * Black Panther: Uh-oh! Look out, guys!
 * Arnim Zola: Say 'guten tag' to our latest creation: Vibranium Troopers!
 * Captain America: You're all hot air, Zola!
 * Black Panther: We need to land this bird before they can convert the rest of the Vibranium!
 * Captain America: Baron Zemo!
 * Star-Lord: Another friend of yours?
 * Captain America: You could say that... Panther - get after Klaw... we'll fix this guy.
 * Black Panther: Got it.
 * Captain America: Zemo!
 * Baron Zemo: Captain America! It's been too long! Kang said you'd come calling!
 * Captain America: Did he now...
 * Star-Lord: Good news for rocket power!
 * Captain America: Got a parachute? Good...
 * Star-Lord: So you know how to fly this thing?
 * Captain America: Um... sure, no problem...
 * Star-Lord: Zemo's just up ahead.
 * Captain America: I see him.
 * Baron Zemo: Take this!
 * Captain America: Star-Lord! Shoot down those missiles!
 * Star-Lord: Got it! Watch out, Cap! Incoming fire! Uh-oh! We got company!
 * Captain America: Gotta try and shake them off, somehow...
 * Baron Zemo: Hmph! A lucky shot...
 * Star-Lord: Lucky, huh? We'll see about that.
 * Baron Zemo: Argh! Get away, you fools!
 * Captain America: Looks like we're getting somewhere. Keep firing!
 * Baron Zemo: No! No! This is not possible!
 * Captain America: It's nearly over...
 * Baron Zemo: Haha! You didn't spot my little friends, did you?!
 * Captain America: Where did these guys coming from?
 * Baron Zemo: Araaargh!
 * Captain America: He's going down!
 * Baron Zemo: Curse you!
 * Star-Lord: Nice flying!
 * Captain America: Nice shooting!
 * Black Panther: Nice mess...
 * Black Adam: Nice color. Thor!
 * Thor: Greetings, friends. Ms. Marvel gave tell of your peril. Captain Marvel and I will pursue Kang.
 * Captain America: Agreed... all head back to Avengers Mansion when you're done.
 * Captain Marvel: After you!
 * Thor: No, after you...
 * Both: After her!
 * Thor: By the Gods, what is that foul stench?
 * Harley Quinn: It's not me, that's for sure. Hey... Aren't you the same Avengers from Hydra?
 * Captain Marvel: A swamp? I've got this!
 * Thor: Looks like someone has beaten thee to it. Have at thee!
 * Captain Marvel: Thor, noooooo!
 * Thor: My apologies, I mistook thee for some hideous swamp-creature... I mean... I... er. Obviously a very attractive hideous swamp... creature... I... have you had your hair done?... It looks... em, it looks very swampy, I mean swanky... Oh, thank the Gods... a fight!
 * She-Hulk: Man-Thing? You're working with Kang now?!
 * Harley Quinn: Does he remind me of Swamp Thing?
 * Captain Marvel: Another one of Kang's goons? That guy just won't let up!
 * Thor: Then nor shall we! What matter of attack is this?
 * Captain Marvel: Look out... below us!
 * Harley Quinn: Look! He's under there!
 * She-Hulk: Under where?
 * Harley Quinn: Hahahahahaha!!!
 * Thor: Unhand me, creature! That tree's branches... Are they illuminating?
 * She-Hulk: Yeah, I see it too! What is that...?
 * Captain Marvel: Worry about it later! Right now, we've got to deal with this Man... Thing. He's below us! Man, this guy's tough!
 * She-Hulk: But I think we're starting to wear him down! What, you drop your keys or something?
 * Harley Quinn: Nah, I dropped my phone... Wait, found it.
 * Captain Marvel: What in the name of...
 * Thor: By Odin's bristly chest hair! The nexus of all realities. The gateway to every era! Then this beast was...
 * Kang: It's Guardian! Man-Thing; A veritable thorn in my side since I dragged his festering swamp into Chronopolis. And the final defiant standing the way of my master plan. So, bravo, you have accomplished what an army of Vibranium Soldiers could not.
 * She-Hulk: Dive!!!!
 * Harley Quinn: Ah, peanuts!! Where's Mr. J when you need him?!
 * Wasp: Code Red! Code Red! Everyone back to the mansion ASAP!
 * (Meanwhile in Hydra Arkham Asylum...)
 * Mercy Graves: You need some fresh pies?
 * The Joker:Ooooh, what flavor filling?
 * Lex Luthor: Hello, Joker.
 * The Joker: Lex! Are you a ghost?
 * Lex Luthor: Urgh! No. I'm not a ghost. This sounds very bad for all villain kind, but I need you and as many of your Hydra Arkham cell mates as you can muster to meet me at the Avengers‘ Mansion.
 * The Joker: Well, I am out of pies. You get me out and I'm all yours.
 * Lex Luthor: Good clown. All you need to do is tune the guard‘s tv from Hydra News to channel 52.
 * Captain Cold: Did I just hear you're ready to spring this joint? I've just finished fashioning a cold-gun out of bed springs and soap.
 * The Joker: This'll be no problem for the Clown Prince of Crime!
 * J. Jonah Jameson: Back at Hydra-styled Manhattan, Joker and Captain Cold are breaking out of someplace called *Arkham Asylum*. They've been told by the bald-headed pot washer called Lex Luthor! He kinda reminded the Avengers about Egghead.
 * Captain Cold: Hey! You got it working.
 * The Joker: Now that show had explosive drama! Hahahaha.
 * Arnim Zola: Prisoner escape! Repeat! Prisoner Escape! Hail Hydra!
 * Captain Cold: Come on, Joker. This leads down to the lower levels. Okay, that takes care of the easy part. Now where do we go?
 * The Joker: No idea, "mon frozen capitaine", but I'm sure our criminal buddies will help us break outta this Hydra dump. Let's go ask ’em shall we?
 * Livewire: Ooh... Is. Someone letting Livewire out to play? Hehehe... Let's have some fun!
 * Reverse-Flash: Ahh... It was WAY too cramped in there! Time to stretch my legs a little.
 * Captain Cold: This seems to be our way out, boys and girls. Do your thing!
 * Livewire: Hmm... I could deal with that fuse box, but we'll need to find a way to reach it first.
 * Reverse-Flash: I believe MY powers should be able to help with that.
 * Captain Cold: This way! Follow me!
 * Malcolm Merlyn: Not interrupting, am I? Hahahaha!
 * Reverse-Flash: Well, that depends, Merlyn. You here to help us or just slow us down?
 * Malcolm Merlyn: Oh, please, Thawne. Just because YOU spoiled our little trip to S.T.A.R. Labs...
 * Captain Cold: Guys! This isn't the time! Merlyn, did you see anything that could help us escape?
 * Malcolm Merlyn: Well, since you asked SO nicely, I think there's someone behind that security gate that could be persuaded to aid our cause.
 * Hydra Soldier: Send reinforcements!
 * Solomon Grundy: Zzz... Zzz...
 * Malcolm Merlyn: Well... There he is!
 * Captain Cold: Solomon Grundy? You sure it's safe to let him out?
 * Malcolm Merlyn: Nope, but I don't see any reason why we should let THAT stop us.
 * Solomon Grundy: Zzz... Zzz...
 * Captain Cold: It would seem our zombified friend is a heavy sleeper.
 * Livewire: No surprise there. Maybe I can do something about that...
 * Solomon Grundy: Agh! Argh! Agh-agh-agh-agh-agh-agh-agh... ARGH!!!
 * Livewire: Ha! I knew that'd work!
 * Solomon Grundy: Urgh... Grundy having such nice dream...


 * All: ...Kang, Kang, Kang... ...Kang, Kang, Kang... ...Kang, Kang, Kang... ...Kang, Kang, Kang...
 * Kang: Silence! Now is the time for tooth and claw! Now is the time war! Let the mightiest rise up, step forth and face me! For then! I shall prove... That, I, Kang the Conqueror, am the greatest! For surely, there is no one who can stand in my way!
 * Cosmo: Huh?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Thanks, Wings, that guy was giving me a headache.