Villain Pub - Trick or Treat

Open with the Villain Pub theme song.

♪Making your way evil today, sure does take a lot. Thinking of ways to distribute hate, takes everything you've got. Wouldn't you like to rule the place? Sometimes you wanna go where everybody hates your face. And the villains share your rage. You wanna be in the evil seat, heroes are all the same You wanna go where everybody hates your face♪

The doorbell rings and 3 kids dressed up as a princess, Wonder Woman and Iron Man show up.

Kids: Trick or treat!

Joker: Hmm. I'll take treats. (Steals kids' treats)

Kids: Hey!

Door closes on them.

Palpatine: Ugh... I despise Halloween now.

Voldemort: Trick or Treaters are so annoying! They just show up demanding candy they didn't even pay for. Who does that?

Joker: (with stolen bags of candy) I love Halloween.

Voldemort: (as doorbell rings) Ugh! Of course you do.

(Door opens to a kid dressed up as Pikachu)

Kid: Trick or treat!

Joker: What's not to love? Costumes, Chaos, Candy, Makeup, Scaring people! Boo!

Kid: (screams like a little girl as Joker steals his candy and the door closes)

Voldemort: I'll just stick to the old fashioned way of scaring people thank you very much! Be being an all powerful evil being. And destroying everyone in my path!

Palpatine: Yes, what he said!

Loki: If you hate Halloween so much, then why give away candy?

Palpatine: Because last year they egged us so much, it took Bowser until Thanksgiving to clean the front entrance.

Bowser: Raw!

Palpatine: And if you keep scaring the little brats and stealing their candy, you'll be cleaning it with him this year!

Loki: We should be the ones that get to throw the eggs! Some of these costumes are atrocious! And some of them don't even try! Sometimes teenagers