The List (The Amazing World of Gumball)

Realizing Nicole's Sacrifices

 * Mom? What are you doing?
 * Oh, just looking at this list of dreams that I traded with this list of chores.
 * Uh... you might want to add cleaning the house to it.
 * What? How? I just finished cleaning literally two minutes ago. How could you guys make a mess so quickly?
 * Hmm...
 * Just by being kids, I guess.
 * What's wrong, Mrs. Mom?
 * Oh, nothing. It's just when you grow up, reality gets in the way of your ambitions. Like, I always thought I would go to college. Instead, I majored in shopping with coupons with a minor in tension headaches.
 * What are you talking about? Look at this! You got a PhD!
 * In petty theft, it appears. This belongs to some girl called Kathy Taylor.
 * How did that get there?
 * Whoa.
 * I never realized how much you had to give up for us. I mean, look at these vacation pictures.
 * Oh, I gave up all my hopes and dreams, and now I have nothing to show for it.
 * That's not true. Mister Dad said you have lots of wrinkles.
 * Okay, let me paint a picture of what your life would have been like if you've never had us.
 * , offscreen: I'm begging your pardon, milady, but the Duke of Camembert requests the pleasure of your company, for supper at the Château.
 * Ha! Tell him I'm not here. He'll call again if he's serious,.
 * And so the Duke arrives in person on horseback, and he's like, ripped, and he—
 * Dude!
 * So yeah, and then, and then, you get married and become super rich, but it-it turns out that he chews his toenail, so... deal's off.
 * Sorry you had to give up so much for us.
 * Is there anything we can do to help?
 * You can do my chores.
 * Yeah, yeah, that's cool, we can do a chore.
 * Chores. Plural.
 * Dude!
 * So yeah, and then, and then, you get married and become super rich, but it-it turns out that he chews his toenail, so... deal's off.
 * Sorry you had to give up so much for us.
 * Is there anything we can do to help?
 * You can do my chores.
 * Yeah, yeah, that's cool, we can do a chore.
 * Chores. Plural.

Get a Degree

 * Right, number one: get a degree. "First question:  what is your credit card number?  Congratulations: you are now a doctor."
 * But what is a doctor of holistic medicine?
 * It's kind of like a doctor, but instead of using science, you use... imagination!
 * Help! Is there a doctor in the library?!
 * What do we do?!
 * We do the next chore on the list: save someone's life.
 * Help! Is there a doctor in the library?!
 * What do we do?!
 * We do the next chore on the list: save someone's life.

Save Someone's Life

 * Stand back!
 * You look awfully young to be a doctor.
 * Well, you look awfully young to be a librarian.
 * Oh, stop, please, go ahead, good doctor.
 * Darwin, please, the holistic candles!
 * Darn it! It's worse than I thought! I'm gonna need two amethysts and a lapis lazuli!
 * He's not breathing!
 * We're losing him! Engage reiki massage.
 * Okay, clear!
 * Again! Clear!
 * Looks like he's gone...
 * ...na make it after all! Saving a life— done.
 * Okay, clear!
 * Again! Clear!
 * Looks like he's gone...
 * ...na make it after all! Saving a life— done.
 * Looks like he's gone...
 * ...na make it after all! Saving a life— done.
 * ...na make it after all! Saving a life— done.

Getting Something Named After Me

 * Have you seen this? We've got arrest warrants on our heads for medical malpractice.
 * Does it have our names on it?
 * Yes!
 * Awesome!
 * Really?
 * Yeah, another one off the list: getting something named after us.
 * Oh, great. What next?
 * "Win a marathon."
 * Good, 'cause we're gonna need to get away from here fast. There's only so much time these acupuncture needles will buy us.
 * Come back here, you little— Wait, this stuff does work. The pain my chest is totally gone... becuase my face hurts so much.
 * Come back here, you little— Wait, this stuff does work. The pain my chest is totally gone... becuase my face hurts so much.
 * Come back here, you little— Wait, this stuff does work. The pain my chest is totally gone... becuase my face hurts so much.

Win a Marathon

 * You okay, dude?
 * Hmm, I thought that doing a marathon would be more hardcore.
 * I know, right? We're so close I can already taste that gold medal. Ah, tastes like coins.
 * Come on, guys! Can you oick up the pace a little?
 * Anything for a weak child. This is why we run.
 * What, to cure children? How does that work? You're the only one getting fitter here.
 * It's about raising awareness, showing others what good people we are.
 * No, give the medal to them. These sick children are the real winners.
 * Oh, thanks.
 * Wait, you can walk?!
 * Yep. And fortunately for us, you can't anymore.
 * Why, you little—
 * Wait, you can walk?!
 * Yep. And fortunately for us, you can't anymore.
 * Why, you little—
 * Why, you little—
 * Why, you little—

Learn how to Play the Trumpet [Win a Symphony]

 * Learn how to play the trumpet: check. Hmm, start your own business.
 * Learn how to play the trumpet: check. Hmm, start your own business.

The Stump Butler [Start Your Own Business]

 * Are you tired of your hands?
 * Too sensitive!
 * Too sweaty!
 * Too awkward!
 * Too sausage..y... Well, after years of research, our scientists have come up with a solution. We proudly present the Stump Butler.
 * No more butter fingers, because no more fingers!
 * No more sweaty fingers, because no more fingers!
 * No more awkward touching, because no more fingers!
 * Even animals love it!
 * The Stump Butler, the truly hands-free solution!
 * Order your Stump Butler now for only five hundred dollars a pair!
 * What? Five hundred dollars? What do they think I am, employed?
 * Hold on, viewers! For the next hour, I've been authorized deductive price these Stump Butlers by four hundred dollars!
 * Honey! Where's your purse?!
 * GAH! CURSE THESE USELESS HANDS!
 * No more awkward touching, because no more fingers!
 * Even animals love it!
 * The Stump Butler, the truly hands-free solution!
 * Order your Stump Butler now for only five hundred dollars a pair!
 * What? Five hundred dollars? What do they think I am, employed?
 * Hold on, viewers! For the next hour, I've been authorized deductive price these Stump Butlers by four hundred dollars!
 * Honey! Where's your purse?!
 * GAH! CURSE THESE USELESS HANDS!
 * Hold on, viewers! For the next hour, I've been authorized deductive price these Stump Butlers by four hundred dollars!
 * Honey! Where's your purse?!
 * GAH! CURSE THESE USELESS HANDS!
 * GAH! CURSE THESE USELESS HANDS!
 * GAH! CURSE THESE USELESS HANDS!

Make a Difference to Someone's Life

 * Become millionaires: check.
 * Next one is... "Make a difference to someone's life."
 * and : Hmm...
 * Mmm...
 * So many dollars! How could we help someone with that money?
 * Okay, it's not quite there yet, but I've got this vision of us pouring the money into a lake.
 * It's not quite there, but there's something in it. Maybe a furnace. Some kind of incinerator.
 * Yeah, we could warm up a whole buncha people that way!
 * What were we thinking? The answer is right in front of us! This guy needs help! Let's buy him some cough medicine.
 * Just kidding, dude. Have at it.
 * Thank you guys! Thank you! Thank you! Oh, that's too much, you guys are nuts! Oh, this is crazy, thank you! Oh, wait! Oh  wait! No, no! HELP!
 * What were we thinking? The answer is right in front of us! This guy needs help! Let's buy him some cough medicine.
 * Just kidding, dude. Have at it.
 * Thank you guys! Thank you! Thank you! Oh, that's too much, you guys are nuts! Oh, this is crazy, thank you! Oh, wait! Oh  wait! No, no! HELP!
 * Just kidding, dude. Have at it.
 * Thank you guys! Thank you! Thank you! Oh, that's too much, you guys are nuts! Oh, this is crazy, thank you! Oh, wait! Oh  wait! No, no! HELP!
 * Thank you guys! Thank you! Thank you! Oh, that's too much, you guys are nuts! Oh, this is crazy, thank you! Oh, wait! Oh  wait! No, no! HELP!

Beat a Shaolin Monk

 * Wait, you can't just hit an unarmed old guy with a frying pan!
 * He's a quadruple black belt. His hands are legally considered as weapons.
 * Mmm. Beat a Shaolin monk: check. What's next?
 * Mmm. Beat a Shaolin monk: check. What's next?

Climb a Mountain

 * Alright. I think that's enough of that.
 * But we haven't got to the top yet!
 * All it says on the list is "Climb a mountain." We've climbed it.
 * All it says on the list is "Climb a mountain." We've climbed it.

Save the Dolphins

 * Oh, there you are! I've been looking for you for hours!... What are you doing?
 * Saving the dolphins!
 * From what?
 * Drowning?
 * What have you two been up to?
 * Uh, tu lista de obligaciones, mamá? Why else do you think we learned to speak Spanish?
 * Wait a minute. This isn't the chores list. It's my dream list that I wrote when I was sixteen!
 * I wish you'd told us that before we let Chad Johnson take us to the prom.
 * What?!
 * He was a true gentleman.
 * So, you really did all this stuff?
 * Well... yeah.
 * You're lying.
 * I don't know, Mrs. Mom. Maybe the real lie is telling yourself that at some point in your life, you lose the opportunity to change it.
 * Oh! That's a very mature thing to say, honey.
 * Thank you! It's from that movie about a poodle who proved to the world he could play ping-pong.
 * Want to do the last one on the list with us?
 * Of course.
 * Then pack your bags. We're going on a round-the-world trip.
 * Want to do the last one on the list with us?
 * Of course.
 * Then pack your bags. We're going on a round-the-world trip.
 * Then pack your bags. We're going on a round-the-world trip.

Going on a Round-the-World Trip

 * But how? It'll cost too much.
 * Nowadays you don't need money to travel. Welcome to the twenty-first century.
 * Uh, guys, I have been outside our house before.
 * Ah-ah-ah. Just wait a minute, Mom.
 * Whoa, that was fast. Oh, look, there's our car up ahead.
 * Pedal to the medal.
 * Oh, look, it's Mister Dad.
 * Ah, I really wish he'd watch where he's—
 * Oh.
 * Now I guess we know how he swallowed the steering wheel.
 * Out of town we go.
 * Look at that glitch!
 * Yeah, and that one!
 * Yeah, glitches. Um, let's try somewhere else. Ooh! I'm so excited. I've never been on a plane.
 * What's the view like?
 * Eh, maybe we should fly first-class next time. Where are we going anyway?
 * How about the Caribbean?
 * The beach!
 * "Nudist beac"— Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
 * What's wrong, Mrs. Mom?
 * Maybe we should go some place where we need clothes.
 * Yeah, glitches. Um, let's try somewhere else. Ooh! I'm so excited. I've never been on a plane.
 * What's the view like?
 * Eh, maybe we should fly first-class next time. Where are we going anyway?
 * How about the Caribbean?
 * The beach!
 * "Nudist beac"— Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
 * What's wrong, Mrs. Mom?
 * Maybe we should go some place where we need clothes.
 * "Nudist beac"— Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
 * What's wrong, Mrs. Mom?
 * Maybe we should go some place where we need clothes.