Big Winner

(In classroom)

Freddie: I'm back.

Teacher: Welcome back, Freddie. Welcome back, class. We are doing a Powerpoint project about the school year.

Freddie: Oh, my God! This is going to be long! I ain't working on this assignment!

Teacher: Freddie, do your assignment. The other members of this class are doing it.

Freddie: Damn, the other kids! I can't do this shitty Powerpoint!

Teacher: Freddie McDonald, don't yell at me like that! Do the assignment, now!

Freddie: No!

Teacher: That's it, Freddie. You disturbed the class by yelling at me. Go to the detention room now and write, "I will not yell in class" 100 times and I will call the principal in an hour.

Freddie: (runs and growls)

(Later in detention...)

(Freddie wrote "I will not yell in class" 7 times.)

Principal: Freddie, may I see you in the office?

Freddie: Yes.

(In the office...)

Principal: Freddie, I am fucking sick of you being late, refusing to do your work, swearing at the teacher, playing games during class, breaking the chalkboard, beating up students and yesterday, you cut class, got high in the bathroom, using the girls' bathroom, dancing naked in the cafeteria and throwing dodgeballs in class! You are now expelled! I will notify your parents that you were expelled! You were the worst student in the history of our school! Get out, now!

Freddie: Go ahead. Expell me, bitch. I really hate this school.