Hogwarts Lessons

(Cuts to a Hogwarts lession)

Prof. McGonnagall: All right, students, spells ready!, Begin! Miss Granger.

Hermione: Orchideous!

Prof. McGonnagall: Mr. Potter.

Harry Potter: Orchideous!

Prof. McGonnagall: Mr. Longbottom.

Neville Longbottom: Orc-- uh... Orc-- uh... Orc-hoo-dious. (Neville's arm suddenly turns into a evil monkey who starts to eat Neville's face)

Prof. McGonnagall: What happened?

Hermione: His spell! He was only off by one syllable!

Prof. McGonnagall: Ah, yes. The spells "orchideous" and "orchoodious" are very similar. Do be careful.

(School bell rings, c uts to Snape's lesson)

Snape: Finally, add two drops of Wolfsbane extract to your potion. I hope everyone understands.

(The students just look at him and does not do anything)

Snape: Well? What are you waiting for?

Ron: Usually we don't start until you insult Harry.

Snape: Am I so predictable?, Very well. Potter, you fool! (The students start to work)

Ron: Well, bottoms up! (Drinks up the potion he made)

Hermione: Ron, how many drops of Wolfsbane extract did you use?

Ron: Uh, like three? WOAH, AAAAAARGH (His teeth grow very big then smacks out of his mouth, after that, his head explodes, killing him and covering the classroom and Hermione in blood)

Hermione: Professor Snape, what happened?

Snape: He used too much Wolfsbane extract, looks like.

Harry Potter: He used one extra drop! That margin for error is pretty bloody slim!

Hermione: This spell was supposed to change our eye color!, Why would we risk exploding skulls just to change our eye color?

Snape: Uh... Potter, you fool.

(Cuts to McGonnagall, Snape and Dumbledore talking in a classroom)

Prof. McGonnagall: Well, it's understandable, we're teaching children a deadly art, after all. It's like trying to teach cats how to disarm landmines.

(No students are in the classroom)

Snape: Uh... Where are all the students?

(Cuts to an American school)

Harry Potter: Hey... Where's Hermione?

Girl: Ha ha! We all called her a slut on Facebook!

Teacher: Children, I have some sad news. Her-my-one Granger hung herself.

(All the kids starts to dance, while Harry hides his face in his arms)

Watch the sketch here:

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