Road Hog

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Road Hog".

[''The episode begins with an iris-in effect as Sonic speeds down the road. He passes by a billboard that says,STICK-O HAIR SPRAY and has a picture of a poodle holding a can of hair spray in her right hand. Sonic's speed removes the O from the sign and makes the poodle look frizzy. She even gives an angry look. A Dog officer peeks out from behind the sign, then rushes out, riding his motorcycle, and wailing its siren. The Dog Officer chases after Sonic, who also has Tails in tow.'']
 * Tails: Uh-oh! A policeman!
 * Sonic: Maybe there's an emergency!

[Sonic screeches to a halt.]
 * Sonic: Let's see what he wants.

[The Dog Officer catches up to Sonic and Tails and stops his motorcycle next to them.]
 * Tails: What's the trouble, officer?
 * Dog Officer: Excuse me, my radar clocked you at 200 miles per hour.
 * Sonic: Gee, I'm sorry. I didn't know I was going that slow!
 * Dog Officer: I'm gonna have to issue you a speeding ticket.

[''The Dog Officer is holding a pencil in his left hand. He reaches behind his tie with his right hand and pulls out a notebook, which he writes in with his pencil. In the next scene, he is holding his notebook in his left hand, which is now behind his back. He then grabs Sonic by his head with his right hand and turns him around to look at his backside.'']
 * Dog Officer: No tail lights, neither!

[''Tails gasps. The Dog Officer pulls out his pencil with his right hand and writes in his notebook.'']
 * Dog Officer: That'll be 250 Mobiums.

[The Dog Officer rips the paper off the notebook with his left hand and hands it to Sonic.]
 * Sonic: 250 Mobiums?

[Sonic holds the paper in both hands.]
 * Sonic: I don't carry that kind of money!
 * Dog Officer: We-ell, in that case, I'm gonna have to take you to town to see the judge!
 * Tails [whispering]: We could outrun him, Sonic.
 * Sonic: Yes, but that would be illegal.

[Sonic points to Tails with his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: The Judge will set things straight.

[The next scene shows a view outside the courtyard.]
 * Judge [heard offscreen]: I don't care who you are!

[In the next scene, Sonic, Tails, and the Dog Officer are inside the courthouse, and the Judge is revealed to be a mole.]
 * Judge: If you can't pay the fine, you'll have to do the time!

[The Judge bangs his gavel with his right hand.]
 * Judge: I hereby sentence you both to Thirty days on the chain gang. Take em' away!

[''The next scene takes place in a field, where Sonic and Tails are chained to a bunch of prisoners, who all resemble either camels or sheep. The prisoners have bags of seeds on their backs, and they plant seeds with their left hands.'']
 * Tails: Thirty days of hard labor for a speeding ticket?! I wonder what you get for a real crime!
 * Guard [heard offscreen]: Quiet!

[A guard, who is buff, has a giant nose, and is holding a baton in his right hand, walks up to Tails.]
 * Guard: Talking is a crime! Now you just got yourself an extra ten days on the chain gang!
 * Tails: Sorry.
 * Guard: That's another ten!

[''Before Tails can speak again, Sonic clamps his left hand over Tails' mouth. The Guard points to Sonic with his right index finger.'']
 * Guard: I hear you're real fast.

[Sonic nods his head, "Yes".]
 * Guard: Well, let's see how fast you are tillin' the soil!
 * Sonic: Uh, I don't think that's such a good idea.
 * Guard: Do it,

[The Guard presses his baton against Sonic's body.]
 * Guard: Or you'll be here even longer!
 * Sonic: If you insist.

[''The Guard pulls his baton away from Sonic. Sonic spins, towing Tails, and the Prisoners, who all grumble unintelligibly. He also covers the Guard in green slime, and the Guard coughs. He holds up his baton, which he is now holding in his right hand.'']
 * Guard: That's enough!

[''Sonic stops spinning and ties the other prisoners to each other. The Guard walks up to him and Tails and points to them with his left index finger.'']
 * Guard: That's another ten days on the chain gang, wise guy! Now go back to work!

[''A stench suddenly fills the air. Sonic sniffs, and he and Tails plug their noses with their right thumbs and index fingers.'']
 * Sonic: Ugh!

[Colonel Stench, who is a skunk, is holding a gardening hoe and digging as Sonic and Tails walk up to him.]
 * Tails: Excuse me, could you move downwind, please?

[Colonel Stench stops digging.]
 * Colonel Stench: Beg your pardon.

[''Colonel Stench walks away, but since he is chained to Sonic and Tails, he pulls them along. They all bump into each other.'']
 * Sonic and Tails: Whoa! Ugh!
 * Colonel Stench: You don't have to pretend you don't notice; I smell funny. It's a family tradition.

[''Sonic picks Colonel Stench up by the back of his shirt. Tails has plugged his nose with his left thumb and index finger.'']
 * Colonel Stench: Colonel Stench is the name. Glad to meet you.

[Colonel Stench holds out his right hand, but Sonic sets him down and plugs his nose with his right thumb and index finger.]
 * Sonic: Sonic the Hedgehog. Likewise, I think. Ugh!

[Colonel Stench picks up the flower between him and Sonic with his left hand.]
 * Colonel Stench: I breed flowers. Been trying for years to make a perfume that'd get rid of my stench, but as you can smell, nothing's worked.

[Colonel Stench holds the flower up to Sonic.]
 * Colonel Stench: Then I developed these. And then, strangers came from out of town and stole em' from me! Put me on this chain gang!
 * Tails: They're not very pretty, so why would anybody want to steal them?
 * Colonel Stench: Cause' their pollen does funny things to people's minds! I'll show you.

[Colonel Stench turns to Tails and blows the pollen from the flower in his face, causing him to sneeze.]
 * Tails: Achoo! Hey!
 * Colonel Stench: You are a chicken!
 * Tails: Don't be ridiculous! I'm a two-tailed...

[Tails jumps as the hypnotic effect takes place.]
 * Tails: Chicken!

[Tails starts flapping his arms and walking like a chicken.]
 * Tails: Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk! Bawk bawk bawk!
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Hey!

[In the next scene, Sonic is standing near Colonel stench, and points to Tails with his left index finger.]
 * Sonic: What have you done to my little buddy?
 * Colonel Stench: Relax, I developed the antidote, too.

[Colonel Stench reaches into his shirt with his right hand and pulls out a bottle of antidote.]
 * Colonel Stench: Keep it right here in case they try anything funny!

[''Tails pecks the ground with his tongue. Colonel Stench walks up to him and pours the antidote on his back. The hypnotic effect is neutralized, and Tails jumps and spits out seeds.'']
 * Tails: Ptoo! Huh? What happened?

[''Sonic walks up to Tails and Colonel Stench. He is holding the flower in his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: You were about to lay an egg!

[The Guard, who is now holding his baton in his right hand, walks up to Sonic, Tails, and Colonel Stench.]
 * Guard: That's another ten!

[''The next scene takes place at a processing plant. Inside the Plant, Scratch and Grounder are trying to carry cannisters full of Colonel Stench's hypnotic flower pollen.'']
 * Grounder: Oh, hurry it up, Scratch! Dr. Robotnik wants 500 of these pollen cannisters packed by noon!

[Scratch picks up one of the cannisters with both hands, causing pollen to emit from it.]
 * Scratch: D'oh, I don't know what the big deal is. This stuff doesn't look so special to me. Aaah, aaah... aaah.. aaah... aaah... aaah!

[''Scratch plugs his beak with his left index finger and thumb. Dr. Robotnik walks up to him.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: Well, are we on schedule? Good! Once we load these cannisters into my Robo-blimp and spray the pollen over Mobius, I'll hypnotize the entire population into accepting me as their supreme dictator! Will you get your fingers out of your nose?!

[Scratch unplugs his beak, causing him to sneeze.]
 * Scratch: Oooh, aaah... aaah-aaah-aaah-choo!

[''Scratch's sneeze causes pollen from the cannister to fly everywhere, covering him, Robotnik, and Grounder in it. All that can be seen of them now are their eyes.'']
 * Robotnik: You robo-egghead! Didn't I tell you this pollen is dangerous?
 * Scratch: To be exact, you said, "If you mess up, I'll turn you into a pet robo-dog!".

[The pollen clears up and a hypnotic effect takes place over Robotnik, who stands on his hands and feet.]
 * Robotnik: Woof! Woof!
 * Grounder: Hey! You turned him into a dog!

[Robotnik pants.]
 * Robotnik: Awoo!

[Robotnik continues panting.]
 * Grounder: Okay, you can have a doggie biscuit. Here!

[''Grounder turns his left drill into a hand. He uses it to open the compartment on his belly button, reaches in, and pulls out a dog biscuit, which he tosses to Robotnik, who catches it in his mouth and chews on it.'']
 * Scratch: Bwahahaha! Now that he's under the hypnotic effect of his pollen, we can turn him into anything we want!

[Scratch snaps his right thumb and index finger.]
 * Grounder: Can we? Oh, boy! My turn! Ha ha ha! You're a trained seal!

[Robotnik turns into a seal.]
 * Robotnik: Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!

[''Robotnik slides away, then comes back, spinning a ball on his nose. Scratch waves his arms around Robotnik, turning him into an elephant.'']
 * Scratch: Ha ha! And now you're an elephant!

[''Stars spin around Robotnik. An exclamation point appears above him, and he trumpets.'']
 * Grounder: Oh, boy! I could do this all day!
 * Scratch: Yeah! Just make sure you don't get any of this antidote on him...

[''Scratch holds up a bottle of antidote in his right hand. The Elephant Robotnik pulls the cork off the bottle with his trunk and uses it to suck the antidote out of the bottle, neutralizing the hypnotic effects, and turning him back to normal.'']
 * Scratch: Whaaa!

[Scratch sweats and trembles nervously.]
 * Scratch: Or, we'll be two dead robots!
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen in a sing-song voice]: Oh, Scra-atch, Grounder, I've got a surprise for you!

[''Robotnik grabs Scratch by his neck with his left hand. He pulls him away, then is revealed to be holding Grounder in his right hand.'']
 * Grounder: Uh, let me guess; we're two dead robots?

[''Robotnik grunts as he tosses Scratch and Grounder into the air. The two robots fall into a chute and scream as they get dismantled. They end up on a conveyor belt in pieces. Robotnik walks up to the conveyor belt and picks up Scratch's beak with his left hand.'']
 * Robotnik: Next time you try something like that, I won't be so nice!
 * Scratch: Oh, thank you, your mercifulness!

[''The screen irises out on Scratch's beak.In the next scene, which takes place at the field, Sonic, Tails, Colonel Stench, and the other prisoners are planting seeds as the Guard watches over them. The Guard walks up to Sonic, Tails, and Colonel Stench.'']
 * Guard: Work faster! The master needs more flowers!

[The Guard walks away.]
 * Tails [whispering]: Who's the master?
 * Colonel Stench [whispering]: Beats me.
 * Sonic [whispering]: Whoever he is, he's got the guards under the pollen's spell.
 * Tails: If they are, we can un-spell them with Colonel Stench's antidote!

[Colonel Stench reaches into his shirt with his right hand and pulls out a bottle of antidote, which he puts in Tails' left hand.]
 * Colonel Stench: It's worth a try.
 * Sonic: I know just how to do it! Hang on, cause' we're gonna buzz, cuz!

[''Sonic spins into the ground, pulling the other prisoners, this time resembling a turtle, an anteater, an ant, a bear, a human, a panther, and a lion, along with Tails and Colonel Stench, in with him. The Guard, as well as another one who looks exactly like him, walk up to the hole and look down in it. They are both holding their batons in their right hands.'']
 * Guard: Hey! If you don't come out of here right now, you'll all be working on this chain gang till' you're old and grey!

[''The Guard raises his baton as Sonic, Tails, Colonel Stench, and the other prisoners rise from another hole and land on him and the other Guard. They all get tied up. Tails is also holding the bottle of antidote in his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: Go for it, Tails!

[''Tails pushes the cork off the bottle with his right thumb. He pours the antidote on the two Guards, neutralizing the hypnotic effects.'']
 * Guard: Huh? What happened?
 * Colonel Stench: You've been in a trance.
 * Sonic: Who did it to you?
 * Guard: Don't know his name, but he's fat and ugly, with big black eyes and a mustache that looks like two paintbrushes sticking out of his nose!
 * Sonic and Tails: Robotnik!
 * Sonic: Give me some space, Ace, I'm cutting to the chase!

[''Sonic jumps into the air and spins, breaking the chains over his feet and setting himself free. He then spins through the chains of the other prisoners, breaking them and setting the prisoners free as well. He lands on the hats of the two Guards.'']
 * Colonel Stench: We've gotta stop Robotnik before he does something awful with my flowers!
 * Sonic: I'll check out the processing plant. Tails, go with Colonel Stench and whip up a new batch of antidote.
 * Tails: Right!

[''Sonic jumps into the air. Back at the Pollen Plant (which has a huge sign that says, POLLEN PLANT ENTRANCE on it, Scratch and Grounder are putting themselves back together. They are standing behind some blueprints. Grounder has a tube of glue glued to his head, and is missing his nose, his left arm, and one of his teeth, and Scratch is missing his right arm.'']
 * Grounder [in a nasal voice]: "Glue Part 12-A into Hole 33-Z."

[Grounder picks up his nose with his right hand and glues it onto Scratch's beak.]
 * Scratch: Hey-hey! That's your nose!
 * Grounder [in a nasal voice]: Sorry. I'm just not thinking straight.
 * Scratch: D'oh!

[Scratch picks up Grounder's brainpan (which has an X made of Bandages on it, which he is holding in his left hand.]
 * Scratch: That's because I haven't glued in your brainpan yet!
 * Grounder [in a nasal voice]: Oh, terrific, Scratch!

[Grounder scratches his head with his right hand.]
 * Grounder [in a nasal voice]: You already glued the top of my head on!
 * Scratch: Oh, well.

[Scratch tosses Grounder's brainpan aside.]
 * Scratch: No one will ever know it's missing. Bwahaha!

[The brainpan hits Robotnik.]
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen: Ow!

[Scratch and Grounder flinch as Robotnik now has Grounder's brainpan glued to his head.]
 * Robotnik: Did somebody lose this?

[Robotnik grabs Grounder's brainpan with both hands and pulls it off.]
 * Grounder [in a nasal voice]: Uh, me?

[Sonic runs in behind Robotnik.]
 * Sonic: The jig is up, Robotnik!
 * Robotnik: D'oh!

[Grounder looks around.]
 * Grounder [in a nasal voice]: It is?

[Grounder looks around again.]
 * Grounder [in a nasal voice]: Hey, I don't see any jig!
 * Robotnik: Shut up, jughead!

[''Robotnik walks up to Scratch and Grounder. He grabs Grounder's nose with his left hand, pulls it off Scratch's beak, and puts it back on Grounder's head, also causing the tube of glue on it to fall off.'']
 * Scratch: Ow-how!
 * Robotnik: Can't you see Sonic's got the drop on us?

[Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all hold their arms up in the air.]
 * Scratch: Yeah, I guess he does!
 * Robotnik: I said, "Can't you see Sonic's got the drop on us?"!
 * Grounder: I heard you, I heard you!

[''Scratch looks up. He sees that Sonic is standing just under a pot filled with Colonel Stench's hypnotic flower pollen.'']
 * Scratch: Oh, yeah. He's got the drop on us, all right!

[''Scratch pulls the lever next to him with his left leg. The pot dumps the pollen on Sonic.'']
 * Robotnik: Ha!

[Sonic jumps out of the pollen, shakes it off, and stands atop the pile.]
 * Sonic: Nice try, Robotnik, but it'll take more than flower pollen to stop me!
 * Robotnik: I know. It'll take a hypnotic suggestion as well.You are no longer the fastest hedgehog in the world,

[Sonic looks at Robotnik with a confused look on his face.]
 * Robotnik: From here on, you're not Sonic, but just an ordinary slow-mo.

[The hypnotic effect takes place over Sonic, who now has a dumbfounded expression on his face.]
 * Sonic [in a nasal voice]: I'm an ordinary slow-mo!
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Go on, Hedgehog! Get out of here! You're no threat to me now!

[Sonic walks away.]
 * Sonic [in a nasal voice]: I'm no threat to you now.

[Grounder turns to face Robotnik.]
 * Grounder: Brilliant move, your bloatedness!

[Robotnik walks towards the hangar.]
 * Robotnik: Prepare to launch the attack!

[At the hangar, the doors open, and a blimp, operated by Robotnik, flies out.]
 * Robotnik: I'll dust the populace with the flower pollen.

[Below, a loudspeaker truck, driven by Scratch and Grounder, follows behind.]
 * Robotnik [heard offscreen]: You two follow below me with the loudspeaker truck!

[''Inside the truck, Grounder now has his left arm back, and Scratch has his right arm back. Scratch is driving, and Grounder is sitting in the passenger seat.'']
 * Grounder: Yes, your blimpship!

[Robotnik is now in his blimp, holding the steering wheel in his right hand and the radio receiver in his left.]
 * Robotnik: You remember what to say?

[Scratch is now holding the loudspeaker receiver in his right hand and the steering wheel in his left.]
 * Scratch: You love Dr. Robotnik!

[Scratch's voice echoes through the loudspeaker.]
 * Scratch: The supreme dictator of Mobius!
 * Robotnik: It's got a nice ring to it!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly as he flies away in his blimp and Scratch and Grounder follow below in their loudspeaker truck. Meanwhile, Colonel Stench and Tails are at Colonel Stench's house, which has a stoplight behind it, and two diving boards; one next to it, and one on the roof. Inside Colonel Stench's house, Colonel Stench is holding a beaker in each hand as he pours two drops from each into a bottle, turning the liquid inside it orange.'']
 * Colonel Stench: That should do it!

[Colonel Stench picks up the bottle with his left hand and Tails, who is wearing a clothespin on his nose, rises from behind the table.]
 * Tails [in a nasal voice]: Great. Let's get out of here before I lose my lunch!

[Meanwhile, Sonic is slowly walking along the road, unaware he is in the path of Scratch and Grounder's loudspeaker truck.]
 * Sonic [in a nasal voice]: I'm just an ordinary slow-mo. I'm just an ordinary slow-mo.

[Sonic hears Scratch and Grounder's loudspeaker truck approaching.]
 * Sonic [in a nasal voice]: Huh?

[Scratch and Grounder drive their loudspeaker truck towards Sonic.]
 * Scratch: Let's have some fun with him! Bwahaha!

[''Scratch pulls the lever with his right hand and slams the gas pedal with his right foot so hard, it breaks. Sonic pants heavily, then turns around to avoid getting hit. Scratch and Grounder follow behind him. Sonic pants heavily as he runs slowly, then trips and falls on his face.'']
 * Sonic: Oh! Oof!

[Sonic looks at Scratch and Grounder, who both have determined grins on their faces.]
 * Sonic: [screams]

[''The screen fades to black. In the next scene, Scratch and Grounder have determined grins on their faces, as they are sure they will run Sonic over with their loudspeaker truck.'']
 * Scratch and Grounder: So long, slow-mo!
 * Scratch: Bwahaha!
 * Grounder: Ha ha ha ha!

[''Sonic flinches. Tails flies in and grabs Sonic's right hand with his left hand, carrying him out of the way just in time as Scratch and Grounder's loudspeaker truck misses him. Tails then lowers Sonic back down to the same spot.'']
 * Tails: What's the matter, Sonic? Why didn't you run?

[Colonel Stench runs in next to Sonic.]
 * Sonic: But I did run! And I don't know any "Sonic", I'm just an ordinary slow-mo.

[''Tails scratches his head with his left hand. Colonel Stench then grabs Sonic's left eyelid with his right hand and lifts it to take a look underneath.'']
 * Colonel Stench:: Hmmm. Robotnik must have dusted him with pollen and given him the hypnotic command.
 * Tails: No sweat! I'll just give him the antidote.

[Tails reaches behind his back with his right hand and gasps.]
 * Tails: Where is it?

[Tails looks behind him, realizing he accidentally dropped the bottle of antidote.]
 * Tails: Oh, no! I dropped it!

[''Tails flies into the air and points at the bottle of antidote, which is lying on the side of the road, with his left index finger. Scratch and Grounder's loudspeaker truck runs over the bottle, destroying it, and spilling the antidote onto the road. Scratch and Grounder's loudspeaker truck then drives away.'']
 * Tails: What do we do now, Sonic?
 * Sonic: I'm not Sonic, I'm just a...
 * Tails: "An ordinary slow-mo". I know.

[Sonic walks slowly away.]
 * Colonel Stench: We'd better follow him!

[''Colonel Stench walks after Sonic and Tails flies into the air, following him and Sonic. In the next scene, Sonic comes to a restaurant that resembles a giant cheeseburger. Tails is now carrying Colonel Stench by his shoulders with both his hands as Sonic sits on a barstool. Bert Whoo peers out the window.'']
 * Bert Whoo: What'll it be, Mac?
 * Sonic: I'll have a... hamburger.

[Tails and Colonel Stench are now standing on the ground behind Sonic.]
 * Tails: Hamburger? Boy, he really isn't himself!

[Tails turns around when he hears a loud rumbling sound behind him.]
 * Tails: Look out!

[''Tails flies into the air and grabs Colonel Stench by his shoulders with both hands, lifting him out of the way just in time to avoid getting hit by the Road Hogs, a quartet of pig bikers. Tails and Colonel Stench moves their heads back and forth, then the Road Hog leader walks up to the restaurant.'']
 * Road Hog Leader: Two dozen burgers, fries, and malts to go!

[The Road Hog Leader bangs his left fist on the restaurant, and the resulting rumble turns Sonic, who is now holding a hamburger in both hands, around.]
 * [Road Hog Leader]]: Say, aren't you Sonic the Hedgehog?
 * Sonic: Me? Uh-uh. I'm just an ordinary slow-mo.
 * Road Hog Leader: Is that right? Well, if you're not Sonic, you must not be blue, either. Nah, you're yellow! Come on, Road Hogs, let's have some fun with this little twerp!

[''The Road Hogs run up to Sonic. The Pink Road Hog with the purple mohawk is holding an orange smoothie in his right hand, the grey one with the spiked helmet has a burger in his right hand and a glass in his left, and the leader is holding a pitcher of orange juice in his left hand.'']
 * Road Hog Leader: How bout' some juice, blue boy?

[The Road Hog Leader pours juice on Sonic, causing another hypnotic effect to take place.]
 * Sonic: Juice? Sure, I can juice!

[''Sonic spins, creating a blue tornado, which sends a glass, a burger, and an anvil into the air. The Pink Road Hog in the Blue Hat looks up and stares in shock.'']
 * Pink Road Hog in Blue Hat: [screams]

[''The burger lands in the Pink Road Hog in the Blue Hat's mouth, and he chews and swallows it. The Grey Road Hog in the Spiked Helmet opens his mouth, hoping to catch a burger in it as well. However, an anvil falls in it instead, knocking him over. A glass of orange juice lands on the Road Hog leader, knocking him over. Sonic stops spinning and lands on his feet, then sits down as another hypnotic effect begins to take place. The Road Hog Leader walks up to him and points to him with his right index finger.'']
 * Road Hog Leader: All right, you pipsqueak! I'm gonna pick you up, turn you over, and make you gone!

[Sonic jumps into the air and grabs the Road Hog Leader by his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: Up, over, gone? I can do that!

[Sonic turns around, then he and the Road Hog Leader lands on the Road Hog Leader's motorcycle, and grabs the handlebars with both his hands, starting it up.]
 * Sonic: Up, over, and gone!

[Sonic drives the Road Hog Leader's motorcycle at a speed too fast for the Road Hog leader to handle.]
 * Road Hog Leader: Help!
 * Sonic: Time to brake, Jake!

[Sonic stops the Road Hog Leader's motorcycle, causing it to launch the Road Hog Leader into the air.]
 * Road Hog Leader: [screams]

[''The other Road Hogs look at each other, then the two pink ones hold tightly to the grey one in the spiked hat. The Road Hog Leader flies into them and explodes, creating a cloud of grey dust. Sonic drives the Road Hog Leader's motorcycle towards the Road Hogs, with a devious grin on his face. The Road Hogs stare in shock, and the Pink Road Hog in the Purple Mohawk jumps onto the Road Hog Leader.'']
 * Road Hogs: [screams]

[''Sonic stops the Road Hog Leader's motorcycle just before it can hit the Road Hogs. He then pats the seat with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: Nice bike! A bit slow, but nice.

[''Tails and Colonel Stench watch from a distance. Tails flies into the air.'']
 * Tails: All right! I think Sonic's back to normal!

[Sonic is now standing in front of the Road Hogs.]
 * Road Hog Leader: How'd you like to be a member of the Road Hog gang?
 * Sonic: Member?
 * Road Hog Leader: All right, all right, you're leader of the Road Hogs!

[Another hypnotic effect takes place over Sonic.]
 * Sonic: I'm the leader of the Road Hogs.

[Tails is now standing next to Colonel Stench, and has his left hand over his back.]
 * Tails: Oh, no! Sonic thinks he's a biker!
 * Colonel Stench: Guess he's not as normal as you thought.

[Sonic is now riding the Road Hog Leader's motorcycle and has his hands on the handlebars, revving the motorcycle up.]
 * Sonic: Let's hit the road, hogs!

[Tails flies up to Sonic.]
 * Tails: Sonic, wait!

[Sonic leans the Road Hog Leader's motorcycle back and accidentally knocks Tails down with its front wheel.]
 * Tails: Ugh!

[''Tails falls into the swamp as Sonic and the Road Hogs drive away. Colonel Stench walks up to Tails, who is half in and half out of the swamp.'']
 * Tails: I've got a bad feeling about this.

[''In the next scene, Robotnik flies his blimp up to a Sheep Farmer (who is holding a pitchfork in his right hand), a Shepard (who is holding a cane in his left hand), a Little Boy, and a Goat. As its shadow casts over them, the Sheep Farmer, Shepard, and the Little Boy all look up. The goat lifts its right legs and runs away.'']
 * Robotnik: Commence Operation: Pollination!

[''Robotnik pulls the lever with both hands, spraying pollen onto the Sheep Farmer, the Shepard, and the Little Boy. Scratch and Grounder's loudspeaker truck drives past them.'']
 * Scratch [heard over the loudspeaker]: You love Dr. Robotnik! The supreme dictator of Mobius!
 * Sheep Farmer, Shepard, and Little Boy: We love Dr. Robotnik, supreme dictator of Mobius!

[Robotnik peeks out of one of the windows of his blimp.]
 * Robotnik: Works like a charm. I'll be supreme dictator in no time!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly. In the next scene, he flies his blimp over the courthouse, spraying pollen on the Mole Judge, one of the Guards, and a frog wearing a hat. Scratch and Grounder drive their loudspeaker truck past them.'']
 * Scratch [heard over the loudspeaker]: You love Dr. Robotnik!

[''The pollen clears, and the Mole Judge, the Guard, and the Frog all give confused stares. Inside Scratch and Grounder's loudspeaker truck, Scratch is holding the microphone in his left hand and the steering wheel in his right. '']
 * Grounder: I can't believe it! We're finally doing something right!
 * Scratch: Yeah! This time, Dr. Robotnik's gonna be so happy...

[Scratch turns on the microphone.]
 * Scratch [heard over the loudspeaker]: Dr. Robotnik, the supreme dictator of Mobius! You love Dr. Robotnik!

[''In the next scne, an elderly, hunchbacked lady, holding a cane in her left hand, is seen crossing the road. When she hears a loud rumbling sound, she turns her head towards the Road Hogs, then stares in shock and gasps. She runs away just in time as Sonic and the Road Hogs drive past her. A police car pulls up in the distance, blaring its siren. The driver is a bulldog officer.'']
 * Sonic: Let's tear up this town!
 * Road Hog Leader: Uh, whatever you say, Head Hog.

[''Sonic drives the Road Hog Leader's motorcycle towards the police car, then spins through the ground. The Bulldog officer stares in shock.'']
 * Bulldog Officer: Oooh!

[''The Bulldog officer runs out of his police car, holding a sign in his left hand. He places the sign over the windshield of the police car, revealing the sign to say, JOB OPENING. Sonic spins through the police car, splitting it in half, and also causing a water leak in front of it. Tails carries Colonel Stench by both his hands with both his hands up to Sonic and sets him down.'']
 * Colonel Stench: Poor Sonic, doesn't realize what he's doing.

[Tails lands in front of Colonel Stench.]
 * Tails: There must be some way we can stop him!

[Robotnik flies his blimp over Tails and Colonel Stench, casting a shadow over them.]
 * Tails: What?

[Tails looks up and sees Robotnik's blimp.]
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: Oh, no! It's Robotnik!

[Robotnik sprays pollen.]
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: And he's spraying pollen!

[Tails now puts his hands over Colonel Stench's shoulders.]
 * Tails: We've got one chance to help Sonic! Which way to the General Store?

[Colonel Stench points in front of himself with his left index finger.]
 * Colonel Stench: That-a-way!

[''Tails turns his head around. He then grabs both of Colonel Stench's hands with both his hands and runs away, with Colonel Stench in tow. He then flies into a store, with a sign that says, GENERAL above it, then flies out, with him and Colonel Stench both wearing gas masks. Tails is now carrying Colonel Stench by the back of his shirt, and Colonel Stench is holding a box in both his hands. Sonic and the Road Hogs continue driving their motorcycles as Robotnik sprays pollen over them. The Road Hog Leader looks up and points to the cloud of pollen with his left index finger.'']
 * Road Hog Leader: What's that?

[''Sonic and the Road Hogs stop their motorcycles, and the pollen sprays onto them. When the pollen clears, they all have dumbfounded expressions on their faces. Tails looks over at Colonel Stench, who is holding a bag in his right hand.'']
 * Tails: Give me those earplugs!

[Colonel Stench hands Tails the bag.]
 * Tails: I've only got a few seconds!

[''Tails grabs the bag with his left hand and flies towards Sonic and the Road Hogs. When Tails reaches Sonic and the Road Hogs, he holds the bag in his left hand and reaches inside with his right. He now has an earplug in each hand and puts them in Sonic's ears. He then puts two earplugs in the Road Hog Leader's ears.'']
 * Road Hog Leader: Mommy!

[''Tails then puts two earplugs in the ears of the Pink Road Hog with the Purple Mohawk, the Grey Road Hog with the Spiked Helmet, and the Pink Road Hog with the Blue Hat. Scratch and Grounder drive their Loudspeaker Truck up to them.'']
 * Scratch [Heard over the loudspeaker]: You love Dr. Robotnik! The supreme dictator of Mobius! You love Dr. Robotnik, the supreme dictator of Mobius!

[''Sonic and the Road hogs continue giving dumbfounded stares, hearing nothing as they have earplugs in their ears. Tails rubs his hands together'']
 * Tails: They can't hear a thing!

[''Robotnik flies away in his blimp, spraying pollen. Scratch and Grounder follow behind him in their loudspeaker truck.'']
 * Scratch [Heard over the loudspeaker]: You love Dr. Robotnik! The supreme dictator of Mobius!

[''Tails removes Sonic's earplugs with both his hands. He then yells into Sonic's left ear, causing Sonic's eardrum to beat out of his right.'']
 * Tails: You're Sonic the Hedgehog! Defender of the slow! Guardian of the slower! Hero of the slowest!

[A hypnotic effect takes place over Sonic.]
 * Sonic: I'm Sonic the Hedgehog... I'm Sonic the Hedgehog... I'm...

[Sonic jitters.]
 * Sonic: What a warped nightmare I just had!

[Colonel Stench walks up to Sonic, who looks back at the Road Hogs.]
 * Sonic: What happened to them?
 * Tails: Robotnik got them with the pollen!

[Sonic looks back at the Road Hogs, then snaps his right thumb and index finger.]
 * Sonic: I've got it!

[''Sonic spins around the Road Hog's ears, removing the earplugs on them. He then lands on the Road Hog Leader's motorcycle's handlebars, pulls out a kazoo, and blows into it, emitting a musical note.'']
 * Sonic: You are now a gang of good hogs. You won't let Robotnik take over Mobius. You will help Sonic the Hedgehog.

[As the Road Hogs talk, Sonic waves his arms over them.]
 * Road Hogs: We are now a gang of good hogs. We won't let Robotnik take over Mobius. We will help Sonic the Hedgehog!

[Sonic jumps off the handlebars of the Road Hog Leader's motorcycle, spins, and lands in the seat.]
 * Sonic: All right, Road Hogs, let's roll!

[Sonic grabs the Road Hog Leader's motorcycle's handlebars, reving it up.]
 * Road Hog Leader: Yeah, let's roll! Whee-hee-hee-hee, ha ha!

[''Sonic and the Road Hogs drive towards Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder. Tails flies behind them, carrying Colonel Stench by his shoulders with both hands. Meanwhile, Robotnik is flying his blimp over a bridge, tunnel, and hill, spraying pollen wherever he goes. Scratch and Grounder drive their loudspeaker truck behind him, going over the bridge, through the tunnel, and over the hill.'']
 * Scratch [Heard over the loudspeaker]: You love Dr. Robotnik! The supreme dictator of Mobius!

[''An elderly stork and an elderly mole rise up, with dumbfounded expressions on their faces. They get back down as Sonic and the Road Hogs drive their motorcycles over the hill.'']
 * Sonic: You take care of the truck, I'll get the blimp!
 * Road Hog Leader: Ten-four, Sonic!

[''Sonic jumps off the Road Hog Leader's motorcycle. The Road Hog Leader grabs its handlebars with both his hands, then picks up a blaring siren with his left hand and puts it on his head. He drives behind Scratch and Grounder's loudspeaker truck, and Grounder looks back at him.'']
 * Grounder: Uh, hey, step on it, Scratch!

[''The Road Hogs drive behind Scratch and Grounder's loudspeaker truck, and the Road Hog Leader, the Grey Road Hog with the Spiked Helmet, and the Pink Road Hog with the Blue Hat, all have blaring sirens on their heads. Inside Scratch and Grounder's loudspeaker truck, Scratch is holding the microphone in his left hand.'']
 * Scratch: Don't worry, I'll fix those pigs.

[Scratch turns on the microphone.]
 * Scratch [heard over the loudspeaker]: You will stop in two seconds flat! You will stop in two seconds flat!

[The Road Hog Leader pulls up next to Scratch.]
 * Scratch: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 * Road Hog Leader: I will stop you in two seconds with a flat! I will stop you in two seconds with a flat!

[''The Road Hog Leader pulls a switch on the right handlebar with his right index finger. A chainsaw appears and extends itself towards the left front tire of Scratch and Grounder's loudspeaker truck. It cuts up the tire, and Scratch stares at it in shock, with his eyes even popping out of his head.'']
 * Scratch: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! We are going to die!

[''The Road Hog leader waves at Scratch with his left hand, and drives back. Scratch then drives the loudspeaker truck off a cliff.'']
 * Scratch [heard over the loudspeaker]: We are going to die!

[The loudspeaker truck lands with a crash.]
 * Scratch [heard over the loudspeaker]: We... are... dead!

[Back at Colonel Stench's house, Sonic runs towards the diving board near it and jumps onto it.]
 * Sonic: Going up!

[''The diving board launches Sonic into the air, and he lands fgracefully on the gasbag of Robotnik's blimp. Robotnik is still steering it.'']
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Hey, Roblimpnik!

[Robotnik gasps.]
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: Up here!

[Robotnik opens the door with his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: Why, that rotten...

[''Sonic is now holding an oil can in his right hand and he pours oil onto the gasbag. He runs away, and Robotnik climbs onto the gas bag, growling as he slips. Fortunately for him, he maintains his balance. He pants heavily, then fans his face with his left hand. He reaches behind his back with his right hand and pulls out a pollen gun.'']
 * Robotnik: You asked for it, Hedgehog!

[Robotnik walks up to Sonic, who is sitting in a rocking chair, and looking through a book.]
 * Robotnik: I'm going to pollinate you, and turn you into a skydiver, without a parachute!
 * Sonic: I'm sorry. Were you speaking to me?
 * Robotnik: Why, yes. I was just saying that I was going to pollinate you and...
 * Sonic: Yes, you were saying?
 * Robotnik: Oh!

[''Robotnik gives an angry expression and sprays Sonic with the pollen gun. He then wipes his face with his left hand.'']
 * Robotnik: Whew! This dictator business is tough work. But fun work!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly as Sonic runs out of the cloud of pollen. When the cloud clears, Sonic is no longer there. Robotnik stares in shock.'']
 * Robotnik: [screams]

[Sonic is now on the other side of the gasbag, tapping his left foot.]
 * Sonic: I'm waiting!

[Robotnik looks over at Sonic.]
 * Robotnik: Why you...

[''Robotnik runs up to Sonic, who holds out his right fist and his left hand behind his back. Robotnik laughs evilly as he approaches Sonic. Sonic then jumps into the air as Robotnik sprays pollen. Sonic then bounces off Robotnik's head, knocking Robotnik down.'']
 * Robotnik: [screams] Ow!

[Sonic pulls out a nail, which he is holding in his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Now I'm really gonna stick it to you!
 * Robotnik: No! You wouldn't!
 * Sonic [in a sing-song voice]: Oh, yes I would!

[Sonic tosses the nail aside and jumps off the blimp.]
 * Robotnik: Oh! [screams]

[Robotnik jumps after the nail, catching it in his left hand.]
 * Robotnik: Whew! Got it!

[''The nail bends, then slips out of Robotnik's grip. Robotnik looks up at the nail, which is now spinning in the air. The nail lands on the back of the gasbag and pops it, causing the blimp to deflate. Robotnik holds onto it for his life.'']
 * Robotnik: No!

[The blimp falls, and Robotnik is still holding onto it.]
 * Robotnik: No!

[Tails flies under Sonic, and catches him in his arms.]
 * Sonic: Nice catch, bro!
 * Tails: My pleasure!

[''Robotnik's blimp continues falling. Robotnik lets go, and falls into the swamp, landing with a splash. Robotnik resurfaces, with a crawfish grabbing his head with its right claw.'']
 * Robotnik: Ahhh. I'm alive!

[''An Alligator surfaces in front of Robotnik and looks down at him. The crawfish lets go of Robotnik's head and falls back into the water.'']
 * Alligator: But not for long!

[Robotnik runs across the swamp, with the Alligator chasing him.]
 * Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog!

[''The Alligator bites Robotnik's butt. Robotnik looks back at the alligator.'']
 * Robotnik: Ow! And I hate you, too!

[As the Alligator continues chasing Robotnik, the screen irises out, ending the episode.]

Sonic Says
[''Tails is being chased by Scratch and Grounder. Grounder is holding a net in his right hand.'']
 * Grounder: Ha ha! We got you now, furball!

[Scratch and Grounder catch up to Tails, and Scratch grabs Tails' shoulders with both his hands.]
 * Tails: Help! Police!

[''In the distance, the Dog Officer at the beginning of the episode is seen riding his motorcycle. When he hears Tails' cry for help, he gives an angry sneer and drives his motorcycle up to Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: A cop! Let's get out of here!

[Scratch lets go of Tails, dropping him.]
 * Tails: Ugh!

[''Scratch and Grounder run away, with the Dog Officer chasing them. Sonic runs up to Tails.'']
 * Sonic: You did good, little buddy! If you need help, ask a policeman, cause it's their job to protect all of us, and it's your job to let them know when you need them!