Lego Batman - The Ridiculous Cape

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Narrator: In the deep dark lair of the Batman...

Robin: Hey, Batman. We need to talk.

Batman: About what?

Robin: Well, your cape... it's getting way out of control. Like, how long does it need to be, you know?

Batman: Shut up, Robin. You're just jealous how awesome my cape is. Your cape is for puny pussies.

Robin: Well maybe, but at least my cape doesn't get sucked into the Batwing's turbine on a regular basis.

Batman: Uh, I did that on purpose. To intimidate the criminals.

Robin: The plane crashed and killed 12 people. Explain that.

Batman: Well, they were filthy vermin. Filthy cops, and what not.

Robin: Those two children were dirty cops?

Batman: Fuck you, Robin.

Cast

Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne / Batman: A billionaire superhero, supposedly dead.

Chris O'Donell as Tim Drake / Robin: Batman's gay sidekick.