How Super Mario Should Have Ended


 * Bowser: I've brought you here to deal with a menace that's been plaguing me for generations of consoles. That plague... is Mario!
 * Hammer Bro: Just building some blocks here... Ahhh!!
 * Bowser: My people have crawled out of the sewers only to be literally stomped on by this red menace. My attempts to strike a peace core with the Princess have been... fruitless. We tried killing him but he seems to have unlimited one-ups. It's obvious now.. We need to change our approach.
 * Goomba: There..
 * Bullet Bill: Mm-hmm.
 * Goomba: Alright, let's get out of here before he comes... Shh, shh. He he comes.
 * Mario: Here we go!! Ahhhhh!! Oooohhhh...
 * GLaDOS: Oh it's you... Mario. Could I interest you in some delicious cake?
 * Mario: Mama-mia!
 * GLaDOS: No, stop. That's not how you use that.