Retro


 * [Nani is practicing for an interview with Lilo and Stitch]
 * Nani: As you know, I am a hard loyal worker. And I think I'm overdue for a raise, or a promotion, or maybe a raise and a promotion.
 * Lilo: [imitates Mr. Jameson] Are you lolo?
 * Nani: No, I'm serious.
 * Lilo: Could you smash a brick with your bare hands?
 * Nani: The vice president of the hotel isn't gonna ask me that.
 * Lilo: You have to prepared for anything.
 * Nani: I am! Except for this hair! What time is it?
 * Lilo: Don't worry. You have 20 minutes.
 * Nani: What?! I'll never make it!


 * [after her interview with the vice president, Nani runs into her junior high friends Allen and Lana]
 * Nani: [excited] What are you doing here?!
 * Allen: We're on vacation, what else? We kept in touch unlike some people.
 * Nani: Sorry. High school was kinda lolo for me. You both look so great!
 * Lana: Well, you've sure got it goin' on, Ms. Vice President.
 * Nani: Huh? Oh, no, I'm not...
 * Allen: Yes. I'm surrounded by success stories. And to think, I only married well.
 * Lana: You managed to stay here in Hawaii! That's awesome, girl! I mean, I love LA...
 * Allen: But honestly, there's life beyond surfer boys and boogie boarding. Keep Kauai, just give me Park Avenue!
 * Nani: You live in New York? And in LA?
 * Lana: And you run this beautiful hotel. That must be a blast!
 * Allen: Oh, and Lana's and business, too.
 * Lana I just own a little cosmetics company. Allen's life is all that. Yachting around the world.
 * Nani: A yacht?! You have a yacht?!
 * Allen: Oh, please, it's a floating hotel, nothing to get all squishy about.
 * Lana: Oh, it's cool and you know it!


 * [after Allen and Lana invite Nani and her family to Allen's yacht for dinner, assuming she's vice president of the hotel, Nani tells Lilo and Stitch the truth]
 * Nani: So now they think I'm the vice president of the hotel. Isn't that hilarious?
 * Lilo: Yeah, especially the part with your lying!
 * Nani: But they're all so successful! And I rent canoes!
 * Pleakley: Oh, they're lots of people in the world who wish they could rent canoes.
 * Nani: Like who?
 * Pleakley: Eh... like... Marsh...a.


 * [Pleakley has Lilo, Stitch and Jumba formally dressed up]
 * Lilo: Nani said it's supposed to be casual.
 * Pleakley: When yacht people say "casual", they mean "dress up". Trust me.
 * Lilo: Then what do they mean when they say "dress up"?
 * Pleakley: Oh! When yacht people say "dress up"... I mean, wow! Gold crowns, mirrored sunglasses, leather capes, ruby slippers, I mean, they really dress up!


 * [after Retro turns Lilo, Jumba, Pleakley, Allen, and Lana into cavepeople, Stitch captures him and finds the way to reverse the effect; Retro turns Allen's yacht into a canoe]
 * Nani: The yacht, it's a canoe! Stitch, I can't afford to buy Allen a new yacht!
 * Stitch: [grabs Retro's tongue and then wraps it around the cavepeople, and then spanks Retro in the behind] One, two, three!
 * [Retro releases his tongue, turning Nani's friends and family back to normal]
 * Allen: What just happened?
 * Jumba: And why are we drifting toward very sharp rocks?
 * Pleakley: And why is there ham stuck in my teeth?


 * [after the group makes it safety to shore..]
 * Nani: So, I'm sorry I lied to you guys. I guess I just wanted you to think I was doing something more important with my life than teaching people how to use one of these.
 * Lana: What are you talking about? Using one of these saved our lives!
 * Allen: I honestly don't care what you do for a living, Nani. At least you actually work.
 * Lana: We're just thrilled to see you, girl.
 * Allen: So you rent water sports gear.
 * Nani: Yep.
 * Lana: You got jet-skis?
 * Nani: Yep.
 * Lana: Well, what are we waiting for?
 * Allen: Oh, Lana, must we?
 * Lana: Oh, come on, Allen, we're on vacation!