Dinner Party (Ren & Stimpy)

[The episode begins at the hotel.]

Ren: Hello, I'm Ren Hoek. Master of elegant. And welcome to my dinner party. Today, we meet our popular etiquette once a year, we throwing a successful dinner party. But, the host cannot do the temperation by himself. He needs good cheap help. Just as royal and impossivent houseboy, Stimpy.

Stimpy: Duhhhh... [Stimpy put the 5 cents stamp in the mail. Stimpy licks it. Stimpy's tongue has a sign. It says "You are invited to a party!".]

Ren: The most important thing is throwing a dinner party is to choose your guest for the creme asalinty. [Mr. Horse was aiming and shot the darts. Stimpy has a mail. Mr. Horse shots Stimpy's head. Mr. Horse look at the mail and gets very happy. Fades to Prison. Muddy Mudskipper is stamping Texas and throws a pile of texas mile.]

Stimpy: Duhh, you're a quintly invaliment to a- [Muddy Mudskipper stamps Stimpy's hand] YOOUCH!! [Muddy Mudskipper looks at the mail]

Muddy Mudskipper: Hey! [Fades to Baboon and the other guys. Stimpy got a mail]

Stimpy: Duhhhh.... [Baboon looks at the mail and he's so happy. Fades to Ren reading a newspaper. Ren sniffs.]

Ren: Ahhh, my faithful eediot is repairing the past for tonight's guest. [Stimpy was hammering the celery.]

Stimpy: Duhhhh, soup. [Stimpy sniffs the soup. Stimpy spits the soup] Okey dokey! [Fades all the parking cars. Mr. Horse goes in. Stimpy heard the Titanic sound. Titanic stops. Muddy Mudskipper goes in. Titanic drives off. Haggis rides a helicopter. Haggis goes in. Stimpy drives the helicopter and crashing it.]

Ren: Oop, better check the make up. [press the button] A smart host keep a mirror nearby to check his appearance. YAAAH!! [Ren has a big mole.] I'll hand it out the minute. [Ren was squeezing a big mole out. Ren put the towel on his head.]

Stimpy: Allow me. [Stimpy opens the door.]

Sammy Mantis: Hey, that's cool cat. Cool. [Stimpy rips his Sammy Mantis costume. Stimpy put the Sammy Mantis costume in the real costume station.]

Ren: With greeting guest, always remember to announce them.

Stimpy: Announcing the honor of all Professor Fly. And his lovely escort, Miss Rancid Meat! Announcing General Lummox. [General Lummox burps at Stimpy] Ambassador Salesman. [Salesman salutes.] Sir Duke of Chicken. Prince Muddy Mudskipper and his lovely wife, Gorgoll. [Gorgoll growls]

Ren: His second thing to remember when greeting guest is to honor them with this sweaty handshake. I lift to swig itchers for perfectly and sweating arm- [Ren put the Strong Bug's armpit with his hands] Thank you.

Stimpy: Announcing  Sir Scotsman of Spain. [Haggis handshakes Ren. Haggis smells]

Haggis: Oh, that's a manly handshake you got there. And it makes us stinch to it too.

Ren: When the guest succeeded, they so deserve this starter. [Stimpy steps the Jello. Stimpy fires the soup. Stimpy splashes to Salesman, Muddy Mudskipper and General Lummox.] Dear lord, let us not swim. 30 minutes after dinner, and please bless our test times. Amen. [All the friends are eating.] It is up to the host to keep the confersition at the table lifely and interesting. Flattery works well to lose it up in the most relatic confersitions. [Baboon was throwing a fit] Why it's for the Baboon! Your butt is awfully lame today. [Baboon feels angry. Baboon looks his arm. Baboon giggles happily] And finally, the main toast is served. Honey kraved cheap livers. The dusty wig stuffing.

All the Friends: Ohhh.. Ahhh...

Ren: Bon Appitette! [Mr. Horse chews and swallows it. Mr. Horse burps. Yak chews it. Yak burps. Haggis looks inside. Haggis got a chutney! Haggis put the chutney on his stuffing. Haggis chews and swallows it. Haggis burps. Cuts to Ren. All the friends are burping.] Ahhh, there's nothing more gratify to our host that the beautiful hall of the satisfied belly. [Powdered Toast Man groans.] Our friend Powdered Toast Man doesn't remember that it was better to burp it in the shame, and to hold it in and to the tan. It's okay, go ahead and cut lose. It's perfectly exceptable etiquette.

Powdered Toast Man: No! Musn't! It... bad... manners! [Toast's head pops off. Baboon eats the toast.]

Ren: Oh well, when will they learn to listen to the master of etiquette? And now, shall we have our guest cleans they pilots? [rings the bell] Oh Stimpson. [Stimpy splashes the water at everyone.] And now, Engage the own skination triadition with the men retreat for cigars and poller games. [All the boys go to the bathroom and all the boys barfing offscreen.] While the lady folks fecture to the tea color. So they can have a shing shine. [Stimpy wipes the Mrs. Yak's leg.] And have a bonion chilax. [Stimpy paints Mrs. Yak's feet.]

Mrs. Yak: Clean.

Ren: And the service a few hours, even good friends can go off the bonion nerves. When ending a party, once you drop sunnel, but the reck hints. Alright Bonko, that's enough. [Baboon bites his hand. Ren pulls off all the friends.]

Stimpy: [singing] When the buddy rolls a buddy goes out the door. [Stimpy and Haggis and so as All the Friends saws the door. He opens the door. Mrs. and Mr. Pipe are here.]

Mr. Pipe: Hey! What are you people doing in my house?! [Ren and Stimpy is running.]

Ren and Stimpy: What are we do? THE OWNER'S ARE HERE!

Stimpy: Whatever shall we do!

Ren: It's the fly! He made us do it!

Professor Fly: OH NO! BACK OFF I TELL YA! WHEN THE STEAK GETS IT! [All the friends leaves the Dinner Party.]

Ren: When the front and blithering party guest. Remember, you and we'll going for a party of the house is the belong to us. Wreck always works and be sure to add plenty of cash on hand with pay off a comicsas.

Mr. Pipe: Shut up and pay up, boy! [Ren and Mr. Pipe laughs. The car drives off. The iris was closing completely at the end of the episode.]