The Colossus


 * So Darwin, what do you think, Duck Face or Ab Shot?
 * But we don't have any abs.
 * Which is why they invented Shotofop.
 * Aaaaand upload!
 * So, what's next?
 * Check our friend requests. What the what?! Rejected?!
 * What was all that what about?
 * We got rejected by Hector, the guy whose only online friend is his mom!
 * What the what?
 * I think he owes us an explanation.
 * What the what?
 * I think he owes us an explanation.

Hector's Cave

 * Hector! Hector! Hector! Hector! Hector! Hector! Hector!
 * What do you want?!
 * Uh, who are you?
 * I'm Hector's Mom.
 * What?!
 * Nothing, It's just Hector's so...
 * And you're so...
 * And you're-you're a bit...
 * Actually you're more like...
 * Anyway is Hector in?
 * Mom, who is it?
 * Nothing to worry about, honey! In the absence of a door I can slam, I'm gonna do this.
 * Can we at least talk to him?
 * Door.
 * But we just want to be his friend on Elmore Plus!
 * My baby doesn't need friends like you!
 * Ah, spoke through the door.
 * Get off my property!
 * Can we at least talk to him?
 * Door.
 * But we just want to be his friend on Elmore Plus!
 * My baby doesn't need friends like you!
 * Ah, spoke through the door.
 * Get off my property!

Boring?

 * Come on Hector, at least talk to us. Just accept our friend request. It's just, if we have more friends online...it makes us feel better about not having any in real life!
 * Ah, forget it, you're boring anyway.
 * What? Boring? Darwin, do you think I'm boring?
 * : I wouldn't say "boring". You're just...much much much much much much much much less interesting than anyone else I know.
 * Eh.
 * : But I do loads of cool stuff.
 * Like what?
 * : Well, this is my bedroom.
 * : Are you sure that your mom's not here? It's not that I find her witch face creepy or anything, it's just that I really don't want her to jump out on me.
 * WHAT'S THAT?!
 * That's my hamster, Barney.
 * Dude, I think that Barney is...
 * Hibernating. At least that's what my mom says.
 * Yeah...hibernating...
 * Dude! He's got comics!
 * You've got issue one of Captain Punch!? That's a collector's item! I take back everything I said. {{d|event|in sing-songy voice) You're so not booooriiiinnng. This comic is so extreme my mom won't even let my dad read it! {{d|event|opens comic}}
 * {{d|event|A narrative of the comic begins, several parts of it have been clearly erased and drawn over with blue marker ink}}
 * {{Dialogue|Captain Punch}}: No matter how much it rains, this city always smells "lovely!" {{d|event|A bell is heard ringing}} What's this?! Looks like three "ski enthusiasts" have "withdrawn their" hard earned wages from the bank! Better get down there! "Safely!" Not so fast, "gentlemen"!
 * {{Dialogue|Ski enthusiast 1}}: "What a pleasant surprise, it's" Captain Punch!
 * {{Dialogue|Ski enthusiast 1, 2, 3}}: {{d|event|pull out "pointing fingers" substituting for guns}} "Hey! Hey!"
 * {{Dialogue|Ski enthusiast 3}}: {{d|event|maniacal laughter}} Hey!
 * {{Dialogue|Captain Punch}}: Take this! "Nice bunch of flowers"! "Hey! is there something on my shoe?"
 * {{Dialogue|Ski enthusiast 1}}: "Just some bubble gum!
 * {{Dialogue|Ski enthusiast 2}}: {{d|Event|holding a water hose}} "Let me wash it off for you!"
 * {{Dialogue|Captain Punch}}: I'm going to take you down to "a nice restaurant for some swiss fondue!" My treat!
 * {{d|Event|Scene cut backs to Hector's room}}
 * Dude, who drew all over your comic?
 * That's how it was when my mom gave it to me, it's pretty cool huh?
 * Ummm. I think we're going to go home now.
 * No, no, wait! Let me tell some jokes, me and my mom and do it all the time.
 * (sigh) Fine.
 * Why did the chicken cross the road?
 * For a perfectly legitimate reason! Heh, heh.
 * Dude, that's not a joke, that's a sentence.
 * {{d|event|Tune plays}}
 * {{d|event|yawns}} Bed time. {{d|event|falls asleep}}
 * Hmmm... Hector's diary! {{d|event|reads diary entry}} 'I must not laugh, I must not get overexcited, I must not shout, I must not sneeze'? This sounds like a How-To Guide for ruining your life!
 * Who makes him write all this stuff?
 * {{d|Event|tosses diary aside}} I think I have an idea.
 * Who?
 * {{d|event|Gumball does an impression of Mrs. Jötunheim, who happens to be right behind them}}
 * {{Dialogue|Mrs. Jötunheim}}: I think he means me.
 * {{d|event|screams}} I knew she'd creep up on me!
 * {{Dialogue|Mrs. Jötunheim}}: What are you doing in my son's bedroom?
 * {{Dialogue|Gumball}}: what are you doing taking the fun out of his life?
 * {{Dialogue|Mrs. Jötunheim}}: I think you're being a little presumptuous telling me how to raise my son.
 * {{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Well, you know what else is presumptuous?... YOUR FACE!
 * {{Dialogue|Mrs. Jötunheim}}: You don't know what presumptuous means, do you?
 * {{Dialogue|Gumball}}: {{d|event|scoffs}} Yeah...
 * {{Dialogue|Mrs. Jötunheim}}: Just get out.
 * {{Dialogue|Gumball}}: ..Okay
 * {{d|event|Gumball and Darwin start to leave. Outside the cave, Gumball scoffs}}
 * {{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Bet you she is a witch.
 * I think you've been insulting enough for today.
 * {{Dialogue|Mrs. Jötunheim}}: Just get out.
 * {{Dialogue|Gumball}}: ..Okay
 * {{d|event|Gumball and Darwin start to leave. Outside the cave, Gumball scoffs}}
 * {{Dialogue|Gumball}}: Bet you she is a witch.
 * I think you've been insulting enough for today.

Intervention

 * You think Hector knows what his mom is doing to him?
 * I don't really think it's any of our business.
 * NONE OF OUR BUSINESS!? She's the reason we've got no friends on Elmore Plus! Nope, that's it. I'm going to speak to him.  Hector! I've been thinking. It's not your fault you're boring... Uh you've got a bit of turkey sandwich just there...
 * Huh?
 * GAAH! Look it's your mom's fault you're boring.
 * She's too strict, man!
 * You go tell her to give you some real comics!, some real movies! and a real live hamster-
 * Well, she does those things because that's what's best for me..
 * Best for you!? BEST FOR YOU!?
 * Is it best you don't laugh?, is it best you don't cry?, is it best you don't sneeze? Is there a heart in that chest of yours, Hector? If there is, let it beat man, let it beat!
 * That's his toe.
 * I know... So, Are you going to stand up for her or not?
 * Yes, I am!
 * Good.
 * Yes, I am!
 * Good.
 * Good.

I'm Not Boring!

 * No, you listen! Everyone thinks I'm boring and I'm fed up with it. I'll show them I'm not!
 * Calm down, honey! Try your breathing technique!
 * That's boring, too!
 * What have you done to my son?
 * Improved his life?
 * What's the one thing you know about giants?
 * ...That they're big?
 * Yes, and so are their emotions! I wasn't trying to make his life boring, I was making his life calm! You have to keep giants calm!
 * Why?
 * Because if you don't, then that happens!
 * Is this boring, or this?! Do you think this is boring?!  Call me boring now!  Is this is boring?
 * Close the window Margaret.
 * Freeze! Poilce!
 * Well uh, I think I'll call it a day.
 * I'm not boring!
 * What did he say?
 * Gumball, what do we do? We have to stop him!
 * I got it! We'll just fly after him using one of your witch brooms!
 * That's a normal broomstick. I'm a cleaning lady.
 * Oh.
 * The witchy ones are over there.
 * I knew it.
 * I'm not boring! I'm not boring!
 * How ya doing?
 * Pretty good.
 * What the? Hooo. Do we really have to be this high?
 * Yes! We need to be close to his head so he can hear the music box and fall asleep!
 * I'm not boring! I'm not boring!
 * Mrs. Jötunheim? For the record, before we go on, I'd like to apologize.
 * Nah, don't sweat it kid. Now I'll try to calm him down. You take the music box. Here! Ah, just go get it! We'll lead him somewhere safer!
 * O-kay, how do you stop this thing? Aha!
 * - Oh.
 * Hey Gumball.
 * Darwin! Get me to that ear!
 * Hey Gumball, we're too heavy! You're gonna have to jump!
 * Jump? What the- Can't you just get a little bit higher?
 * Why? Just get on with it!
 * Fine!
 * Follow me, sweetie!
 * Wait for me, mom.
 * What's with the smug face?
 * Nothing. But I think there might be a lesson in all this. You know, next time you want to judge other people's life choices, maybe you should take a long hard look at your own!
 * Well, maybe you should take a long hard look at that duck.
 * Duck?
 * Get outta my way!
 * Hurry up, kid! I'll try and lead him to the stadium!
 * Mom! Wait for me, mom!
 * Loses his hold on the music box, which falls off Hector}} Dang nabbit!
 * Whistle it!
 * What??
 * Whistle the tune in his ear!
 * Okay!
 * Hector, uh... I'm sorry for calling you boring.
 * I'm not sure all this excitement suits me, or anyone else. I think I'll just go back to being boring.
 * You're not boring, dude. You're nuts.
 * You okay, kid?
 * Yeah! We're good.
 * Great! I'll take care of him from here!
 * Whistle it!
 * What??
 * Whistle the tune in his ear!
 * Okay!
 * Hector, uh... I'm sorry for calling you boring.
 * I'm not sure all this excitement suits me, or anyone else. I think I'll just go back to being boring.
 * You're not boring, dude. You're nuts.
 * You okay, kid?
 * Yeah! We're good.
 * Great! I'll take care of him from here!
 * Great! I'll take care of him from here!

How to Deal with Friend Requests

 * We got a friend request!
 * Who is it? Oh man, it's from Hector.
 * What shall we do? If we say yes, he'll get excited and trash the town. If we say no, he'll get sad and trash the town.
 * Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.
 * Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.