The Cat That Laid the Golden Hairball

[The episode begins at Ren and Stimpy's House and zooms in treehouse.]

Ren: [yawns] I'll go watch some tube. [looks at the hairball on his foot] [growls] I surrounded by filthy, dirty, stinky... HAIRBALLS!! [All the hairballs are appeared on his living room.] Ohhh, when Stimpy gets home! Ohhh, what am I gonna do to him? [stomps at his feet and sits on the couch and he watches on TV.]

News Reporter Announcer: We interupt to your regularly-schedule program for this NEWS FLASH!

Ren: Oh boy! ME AND HIM!

News Reporter Announcer: Start science test that cover with beehive hairballs are excited source of non-galooting fuel. [Rocket flies in space.] There a perfect material from magarating space shovels age fields! [Lady was showing on TV] There a better source of the terial proforming that even got load of loaf. [The audience was cheering, The boy was chewing on cereal.] They got prider that oat-plan! [Baby with one eye has a pinkeye.] They cured with pinkeye. [Hairball wipes the pinkeye off. Baby blinks with both eyes. Baby was excited and he had a thumb up.] A price as hairballs are been raised steady and by the end of the week, they are expected to be more valued than... GOLD! [Ren smiles and takes evil grin. Fades to Hairball.]

Ren: [inside the hairball] They're wet, They're vile, They're stinky... [pops out the hairball] But I love them! [giggles] [Ren was having fun to have hairballs]

Stimpy: [offscreen] Ren?

Ren: STIMPY!! Are you alright? Please, Stimpy! Go ahead that mined golden hairballs than this upon my greatful come. [Stimpy doesn't know the difference. Stimpy was about to barf. Stimpy's stomach was growling and it barfs the hairballs at Ren.]  [giggles] At last, I can have those patron mean plans. [Fades to three pipes are smoking and screen moves to treehouse. Stimpy was on the factory. Stimpy licks his hair off his arm. Stimpy barfs a hairball at the machine. Ren was checking the hairballs.] Mmm-hmm? Good texture. [Ren stamps "Grade A" at the hairball and the machine will be moving on. Ren pulls the lever and stamps "Grade A" on Stimpy's hairballs. Bubba puts hairball on his spatula and put it in the box. Bubba looks around. Bubba will put the hairball into his pocket and put the hairball in his box.] Stimpy, splat it up! [Stimpy checks his arm, but the arm was all skinny. Stimpy was thinking.]

Stimpy: Hmmm.... Duh, hey Ren! [Ren stamps Stimpy and falls on the ground.]

Ren: Shut up and lick your other arm! [Stimpy licks his right hand out of his hair. Stimpy barfs the hairball on the machine. In the deleted scene, Stimpy was licking his whole tummy. Stimpy barfs a lot of hairballs on his machine. Bubba was put the hairball on the box and they got tired. Stimpy barfs tiredly and licks his body out of his hair. Stimpy barfs a hairballs at the machine. Ren stamps "Grade A" on his hairball and Ren has a money on his eyes. Ren stamps "Grade A' on Stimpy's butt. Ren was shocked, Ren eyes has "No Sale".] Hey mister, get back in the line and start barfing!

Stimpy: [sobs] But Ren, I need fuel to make hairballs, but I'll fresh out. [shakes his butt]

Ren: [sighs] I guess you could lick off my hair. Come on, come on! Take it over with! [Stimpy licks Ren's skin off] Ughh ugghh, I least my skin was crawl. [Bubba look at the audience.] Stop it, you've rented me.. hairless! Now get to working! [Stimpy was about to barfing but It can't.]

Stimpy: I guess you wouldn't hairy enough, Ren.

Bubba: [giggles] Uncle Ren got big for nothing. [gasps excitedly and looks at the finger hairs]

Ren: Hmmmm... Bubba.

Bubba: Yes, Uncle Ren.

Ren: Explain to Stimpy lick our powerful hairy arm. [Stimpy was licking Bubba's arm out of his hair. Stimpy hardly gulps] Where are you going? Your plain still full. [Close-up to Bubba's back and it got full of hair.]

Stimpy: Whaaaa... [Stimpy was licking his hair out of Bubba's hair]

Bubba: [giggles] That was pretty. [Bubba's back are so shiny.]

Ren: Hey buddy, you think you're ready to barf some hairballs?

Stimpy: I think so.

Ren: Well then, GET TO IT, MAN! TIME IS MONEY! [Stimpy was coughing out his hairball, but he can't.]

Bubba & Ren: Barf! Barf! Barf! Barf! Barf! [Stimpy was trying to wheezing out his hairball, but he can't because the tongue was too long.] Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf! [Stimpy was trying to coughing hardly out his hairball. Because it's not hairy enough.] Barf Barf Barf! Barf Barf Barf! [Stimpy was trying tightly until... They wheezing and coughing out of his mouth loudly and deflates the whole body but they have lip blubbered and raspberries.]

Ren: NO!! [Ren uses the plunger out of Stimpy's mouth. Stimpy's mouth was opening and falls out to his tongue.] Oh, bubba. Come on Stimpy ahead.

Bubba: Yes, Uncle Ren! [grabs Ren]

Ren: Squeeze that monkey, Bubba! [Bubba was squeezing Stimpy] That's it, Stimpy! Let a rip! [Stimpy was barfing a whole skeleton on his bucket.] Hmmm... Why, there's nothing in here, but the useless bones and organs! Hmmm... This is serious. Well, we have to exploratory.

Stimpy: An exploratory? What's that?

Ren: Show him, Bubba. [Bubba will go inside on Stimpy's body.] Well, what do you see?

Bubba: It's nothing. It's gone.

Ren: Use your flashlight, steupid.

Bubba: [use the flashlight] Well, that's better. [Bubba walks through to Stimpy's stomach and he got a eggplant and put on Ren's hand] It's a patronial eggplant. I think it's broke. [Palical was poofing into ashes and winds away]

Ren: [tears off] It... It can't, without hairballs. It's only have to get. Stimpy, I... [Bubba picks up Stimpy]

Stimpy: [sobs] Got, to make, hairballs. [Ren pets Stimpy.]

Ren: There there, big fellow. Just lay back and to relax.

Stimpy: But Ren, what about patronial eggplants?

Ren: IT HELPED! [crying]

Bubba: We can't losing it hairballs, and it's, it's... it's over!

Ren: [sobs, excited] IT'S OVER!

Stimpy: [excited] Yeah! It's over!

[Ren, Stimpy and Bubba was dancing around during the music plays. When the music ends, they fades to black at the end of the episode.]