Sprout


 * [Lilo and Stitch finds an experiment pod in the post office while dropping off a letter to Lilo's pen-pal]
 * Lilo: Look what I found. It was right there on the floor. It must have been in somebody's mail. Experiment 509.
 * Jumba: Hmmm... 509. Agricultural experiment.
 * Lilo: It's a plant?
 * Jumba: Experiment. Designs to be violent and indestructible. Looks like harmless plant one moment, but suddenly rises up like savage beast and attacks!
 * Lilo: Let's activate it, so we can find its one true place.
 * Jumba: [snatches the pod from Lilo] No, no, no! Too risky.
 * Lilo: But we could make friends with it, and then it won't attack.
 * Jumba: You're wanting to make friends with a plant? [laughs] Oh, is very compassionate, also silly! [puts the pod in a drawer and locks it] No. Impossible to activate without causing extreme destruction. Of course, is fun for me, but for planet's sake, I'm putting away, permanently.
 * Lilo: But--
 * Jumba: End of discussion! Not looking so sad. Hundreds of experiments left on the loose, wreaking havoc on island. Make friends with those.


 * [Mertle challenges Lilo to compete against her in the orchid growing contest in the Kokaua Town Fair while Stitch trains himself to enter the rodeo; Pleakley is using a jackhammer to sew seeds into his garden]
 * Lilo: Pleakley, can you help me grow an orchid for the town fair?
 * Pleakley: Town fair? What town fair?
 * Lilo: Kokaua Town Fair. They have rides and food and competitions for stuff like flowers.
 * Pleakley: What about pineapples?
 * Lilo: There's a homegrown fruits and vegetables competition.
 * Pleakley: Homegrown fruits?! I could enter... my Pinormous! [gestures to his gigantic pineapple plant] Pinarmous will revolutionize Hawaii's pineapple industry. And then... IT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD!!!
 * Jumba: [chuckles] You are starting to sound like evil genius.
 * Pleakley: Maybe, but... I'm be an evil genius for good!
 * Jumba: Always it starts that way. Here is evil genius fertilizer you are requesting.
 * Lilo: What about my orchid?!
 * Pleakley: Sorry, Lilo. I can't waste my precious time on something as renowned as an orchid. My Pinormous needs me, and the world needs my Pinormous! [notices some bamboo shoots growing] AAH!! My personal Eden is being invaded by bamboo runners!
 * Lilo: Runners?
 * Pleakley: Underground roots spreading their grasping, choking evil from the mother plant. Couldn't you ever plant this to contain the roots so it won't keep spreading? So inconsiderate!


 * [Lilo goes to the rental hut to ask Nani to help her grow an orchid]
 * Nani: I'm sorry, Lilo, but I don't have time to help you with the fair. I'm working.
 * Lilo: But I want to enter something.
 * Diver: Uh, miss? Do you have another mask? This one doesn't fit quite right.
 * Nani: Oh, yes, sir. [gives the diver another mask] Here you go. [to Lilo] If you'd told me weeks ago...
 * Lilo: BUT I ONLY JUST FOUND OUT TODAY!!
 * Nani: Lilo! I have a customer.
 * Diver: Uh, miss? This mask doesn't fit right either.
 * Nani: Uh, okay. [gives the diver another mask] Here. Try this one.
 * [as the two sisters talk, Stitch, still practicing to be a cowboy, wheres flippers as boots and twirls two snorkels as if they were guns]
 * Lilo: But I gotta enter something! Mertle's entering orchids, Pleakley's entering a huge evil pineapple, Stitch is going to be a cowboy at the rodeo.
 * Nani: [to Stitch] Cowboys where boots, not flippers. [to Lilo] Look, it takes a long time to grow an orchid. Maybe you could enter next year.
 * Diver: Oh, uh, miss? I'm sorry, but this one...
 * Lilo: THE MASK DOESN'T FIT BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS SHAPED WEIRD!!!! [storms out the hut]
 * Stitch: Bachuga! [follows Lilo]
 * Nani: [chuckles nervously] Kids.


 * [Lilo and Stitch go to the fair carrying Sprout on a wagon]
 * Kinsey McKelly: Howdy, stranger. [Stitch glares at him angrily] I hear you're the only bullrider in this here competition. [Stitch nods] You see this? I got five of'em. One for each time I won the rodeo. And I don't expect to lose the sixth time... to a stranger.
 * Stitch: Ihkata....
 * Lilo: Help me get Sprout in place, then you can kick that cowboy's rear in the rodeo.
 * Stitch: [reluctantly] Bachoo.
 * Kinsey McKelly: [laughs] Hey, son! A real cowboy don't get told what to do by a little girl!
 * [Stitch grumbles angrily as he takes Sprout to the orchid competition]


 * [Lilo and Stitch retreats to the old water tower after Sprout lands on the ground and grows into a giant plant monster]
 * Lilo: All my fault. Jumba locked the experiment in the drawer because he knew it was dangerous, and I took it anyways just so I could beat Mertle. I messed up everything.
 * Stitch: Ih.
 * Lilo: You could at least pretend that I didn't mess up so bad, just to make me feel better.
 * Stitch: I cannot.
 * Lilo: Ugh! Fine!


 * [Nani watches the news]
 * Reporter: We're here at the Kokaua Town Fair, where apparently, a giant orchid has burst out of its potted plant, causing pandemonium.
 * Nani: [shocked and angry] JUMBA!!
 * Jumba: What?! What is emergency?!
 * Nani: What do you know about that?! [points to the TV]
 * Reporter: I've never seen anything like this! It's as if alien plants have taken over the fair! James, are you getting this?! Oh, no! [screams]
 * Jumba: Is 509... but looks much heavier on television. Little girl has been breaking big rules!


 * ''[Stitch manages to pull Sprout from the ground and puts him in the water tower, where he's now in his one true place.
 * Lilo: I don't know if it's his one true place, but that's the only place I think Sprout could go.
 * Stitch: Oh, ih.
 * Orchid Judge 1: Would you look at that?!
 * Orchid Judge 2: Wasn't that one of the entries in the orchid category.
 * Orchid Judge 3: Why, yes! Yes, it was! I think we've found our blue ribbon! [hands the blue ribbon to Lilo] Here you go, dear.
 * Kinsey McKelly: Y'know, if hadn't been for that overgrown dandelion, you'd have beat in the rodeo.
 * Stitch: Oh!
 * Kinsey McKelly: No, no, sir. You would've. I gotta admit it, 'cause a real cowboy either wins fair and square, or he loses fair and square, partner. [hands Stitch the rodeo belt]
 * Stitch: Oh, chochamba.
 * Lilo: [remembers the fact that she cheated and gives the ribbon to Mertle] Here.
 * Mertle: Is this a trick?
 * Lilo: No. You won it fair and square, and I didn't. My Pully Cove is yours for a whole week.
 * Mertle: Really?!
 * Lilo: Yeah.
 * Mertle: Hey! We can go to my Pully Cove without the weirdo for a whole week! [she and the girls cheer and leave]
 * Lilo: A real cowboy knows how to lose, fair and square.
 * Nani: Lilo! Oh, Lilo, are you okay?
 * Lilo: I'm okay. Am I grounded?
 * Nani: What do you think?
 * Lilo: I guess a month would be fair.
 * Nani: How about a week?
 * Pleakley: [shocked and upset that his pineapple was destroyed by Sprout] My beautiful Pinormous! Innocence! Lost!
 * Nani: If we start planting for next year, I bet we could grow orchids that would kick Mertle's orcids' butt!
 * Lilo: Wow! I didn't even know orchids have butts.
 * Stitch: Oh! Yippee-Ki-Yay!