How Ghostbusters Should Have Ended


 * Dana Barrett: Ahhhh!!!!!!! Well, I'm not living in this place anymore!
 * Stay Puft: Roarrr!
 * Egon Spengler: I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways. We could reverse the particle flow through the gate.
 * Peter Venkman: How?
 * Egon Spengler: We'll cross the streams.
 * Ray Stantz: Excuse me, Egon, you said crossing the streams was bad.
 * Egon Spengler: Not necessarily. There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive.
 * Ray Stantz: How slim?
 * Egon Spengler: I don't know. Slim.
 * Ray Stantz: You said our molecules would explode at the speed of light.
 * Winston Zeddemore: That's a little beyond slim, Egon.
 * Ray Stantz: Stop that!
 * Egon Spengler: Fine! It's either cross the streams or die by Ray's marshmallow man.
 * Stay Puft: Rooarrrrr!!!
 * Ray Stantz: I love this plan. I'm excited to be a part of it. Let's do it!
 * All: Ohhhh!!!!!


 * Gozer: Are you a god??
 * Peter Venkman: Yes...
 * Gozer: Oh okay, well that's good.
 * Peter Venkman: Uh huh, well... We're all God's here. Uh, come on down and we'll introduce you to everyone.
 * Gozer: What a relief! I thought I was the only one left. You know I've been living in this crazy---
 * Peter Venkman: Hit the trap door!! Get the trap!!
 * Gozer: Ahhhhh!!!
 * (Gozer is being sucked into that trap door)
 * Ray Stantz: Well, that was surprisingly easy.
 * Peter Venkman: Yeah, good thing I said yes. Anyone else hungry for marshmallows?
 * Monster: I am.
 * Monster 2: Yeah, I could go for some marshmallows too.