Infinity War of Infinite Avengers


 * Thanos: Finally, the power is mine. Abandon hope, for you shall now witness the destruction of the universe.
 * Captain America: Not if we can help it. Avengers, assemble! Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye. Thanos has all six infinity stones, and plans to destroy the universe. The only chance we have to defeat him is if all the Avengers come together, and we fight him as one.
 * Iron Man: My calender's open. You guys?
 * Thor: Let's go!
 * Captain America: Hold on. We need all the Avengers. There's just a few more coming. Scarlet Witch, Vision, Winter Soldier.
 * Iron Man: Welcome. Now, let's go steal this dork's rock collection.
 * Captain America: No, ah, we're still waiting on a few more Avengers. Spider-Man, are you here? Spidey? Spiderino?
 * Thor: Captain, every minute that passes, Thanos is gaining strength.
 * Captain America: We'll fight when we're all here.
 * Black Widow: (Sighs)
 * Spider-Man: I got so excited I had to pee.
 * Thor: Okay, so now let's--
 * Captain America: Silver Surfer, War Machine, Falcon, Namor the Submariner, Dr. Strange and his good buddy, Wong, Ant-Man. Now where is Ant-Man?
 * Ant-Man: Down here.
 * Captain America: Oh, nobody step on Ant-Man.
 * Black Widow: This seems like enough Avengers.
 * Captain America: It is!
 * All: Good.
 * Captain America: If we wanna lose.
 * Avengers: (Groans)
 * Captain America: So we're adding the Guardians of the Galaxy crew. Star-Lord, Gamora, Nebula, Drax the Destroyer, Mantis, Rocket, Yondu, Tree Dude.
 * Groot: I am Groot.
 * Captain America: Right, right. It's a lot of names. That's all the Guardians, right?
 * Star-Lord: I think so. Does everybody have their buddy?
 * Thor: Captain, Thanos is about to blow up the moon!
 * Thanos: Good night, Moon.
 * Captain America: His trail of destruction stops now.
 * Iron Man: 'Cause we're heading out?
 * Captain America: 'Cause we're adding Deadpool, The Punisher, Black Panther, Defenders, featuring Daredevil, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, and Jessica Jones! Site note: I know you guys are like, a tad less powerful, so do your best! Also, a bunch of other randos and sidekicks, who will eventually get their own spinoff groups.
 * Black Widow: So anybody can be an Avenger now?
 * Captain America: Don't be a snob, Natasha.
 * Hulk: Hulk think quinjet to be crowded.
 * Captain America: Then we'll take two Quinjets.
 * Thanos: Just a little more power!
 * Thor: Captain, let us go now and stop Thanos, or everyone will die!
 * Captain America: Okay, okay, okay. That is all of the Avengers.
 * Thor: Finally.
 * Captain America: But I just got a word from Fox that we acquired rights for the X-Men.
 * Avengers: (Groans)
 * Captain America: So welcome Wolverine, Storm, Professor Xavier and his Beast, Cyclops, Jean Grey aka, Phoenix, aka Dark Phoenix, Jubilee, Gambit --
 * (Title screen: Avengers: Infinite Avengers)
 * Thanos: