Meeseeks and Destroy


 * Rick: You okay, Morty? I told you not to trust that tuna.
 * Morty: I just killed my family! I don't care what they were.
 * Rick: I don't know, Morty. Some people'd pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough.
 * Morty: You know what, Rick? That's it! I'm done with these insane adventures! That was really trumatizing! I quit! I'm out!
 * Rick: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, Morty, don't-- Don't be like that. The universe is a crazy, chaotic place.
 * Morty: You're the one that's crazy and chaotic! Adventures are supposed to be simple and fun.
 * Rick: Oh, yea, Morty, yeah. Yeah, that -- that -- That's real easy to say from the sidekick position. But -- But, uh, how about next time you be in charge, and then we'll talk about how simple and fun it is?
 * Morty: Seriously, Rick? Y-Y-You'll -- You'll let me call the shots?
 * Rick: Okay, yeah, fine. Let's make it intresting, Morty. I-I-I-If your adventure sucks and we bail halfway through it, you lose the right to bitch about all future adventures. Plus, you have to do my laundry for a month.
 * Morty: Okay, all right, tough guy! But if my adventure's good, I get to be in charge of every all adventure!
 * Rick: Every 10th.
 * Morty: Deal. Alright. Come on, come on. Let's get going.