Suspended

Harold (when he saw a D+ on his paper)
 * Oh, I hate school. I wish I never have to go to school again.

Arnold
 * Come on, Harold, it's not that bad.

Harold
 * Yes, it is! We're trapped in here day after day, doing boring stuff, and standing in line for cold crappy food that they don't even give me time to eat! Oh, I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I just wish there was some way to get out of school and get to stay home and be free!

Wolfgang
 * I'm a fireman!!! Woohoo!!! I'm a fireman!!! (sees Principal Wartz angry) Oops!

Principal Wartz
 * (angry) Wolfgang, that is a flagrant violation of school safety rules (takes away the fire extinguisher from Wolfgang) not to mention federal law, your suspended.

Wolfgang
 * What?

Principal Wartz
 * You heard me, (puts away the fire extinguisher back into its case) you are hereby order to stay out of the school for one entire week!

Harold
 * (after his fire extinguisher plan failed) Hey, that stupid dork was suppose to suspend me.

Principal Wartz
 * Harold, did you just call me a stupid dork?

Harold
 * NO, NO NO NO.... (realizes he could be suspended for doing that) I mean yes, I did call you a STUPID DORK!!!

Principal Wartz
 * That's a violation of the school constitution, article 54, section C, paragraph 2, your suspended.

Harold
 * Yes. I mean...Awwww Geee?!

Marilyn Berman
 * Harold honey. Your shredded meat is on the table.

Harold
 * No thanks, mother dear. I want to get to school EARLY today to get a headstart on my work.

Jerry Berman
 * Has he been eating the instant coffee again?

Harold:
 * I hate being suspended, and it's only Monday! I can't take it! I WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL!


 * Harold (being covered in hot cheese because the janitor poured it in the trash)
 * Stupid cheese!

Harold (incognito as an Italian pizza delivery man)
 * (to Principal Wartz) Someone ordered a pizza for the teacher's lounge?

Principal Wartz
 * What are you doing, Harold?

Harold
 * (in a fake Italian accent) Whad'ya talkin about? I'm not...Harold...Im a little old Italian man delivering a pizza. See, I... I... even have a mustache. (Wartz rips off mustache) OWW!!!

Principal Wartz
 * That's another week of suspension for you, young man.

Harold
 * Awww!!!

Principal Wartz
 * Repeat slowly after me.

Harold
 * Slowly after me...

Principal Wartz
 * No! Not yet. Ok, I won't enter the school ground for the next three weeks.

Harold
 * I won't enter the school ground for the next three weeks.

Principal Wartz
 * Good, I'll see you in three weeks.

Harold
 * Good, I'll see you in three weeks.

Principal Wartz
 * Harold.

Harold
 * Harold.

Principal Wartz
 * Do'h.

Principal Wartz (after seeing Harold planning to go to school once again)
 * Well, well, well, so you just keep pushing your luck mister. I'm afriad it's another week of suspension for you.

Harold
 * NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Arnold
 * Principal Wartz, look at him. (Harold is crying) Don't you think he learned his lesson?

Principal Wartz
 * Rules are rules, young man.

Arnold
 * But come on, hasn't he suffered enough?!

Principal Wart
 * Son, the school constitution has very strict previsions. Now don't test my patience.

Arnold
 * But you're not being reasonable. Your acting like a tyrant.

Principal Wartz
 * (angry) THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BACKTALK! YOUR SUSPENDED FOR TWO DAYS!

Arnold
 * What?! You gotta be kidding!

Principal Wartz
 * You want to make it a week? (Arnold with a sad look)