The Roots

Driving to the mall

 * No way, man. The crocodile would definitely win. It's like a torpedo made out of dinosaurs.


 * Yea, but the bear would lure the crocodile in with a false sense of security with his cuteness, then hugs until his head pops!


 * Guys, I don't think you fully understand the concept of a zoo. There won't be any animal fights.


 * Uh, I never said we were going to the zoo.


 * But you said we were gone to see depressed out of shape creatures walking around in circles.


 * Yep, we're going to the mall.


 * Can we still check out the pet store though?


 * Okay, deal. But first, we have to go to the cut-throat pit where men tear each other apart for a dime.


 * We're going to Wall Street?


 * The discount aisle.


 * Well, now we all know I guess. Crocodile wins.

At the pet store

 * Uh, mom?


 * I know sweetie. Don't think about it too much.


 * Alright, you strike a hard bargain but you got yourself a deal. Three pieces of eight for a cracker.


 * Cracker.


 * It can't understand sir. It just repeats anything it regularly overhears.


 * Oh man! Not the chubby pink guy again!


 * : Tha-that can be anyone.


 * With his buck tooth and his stupid clip-on tie!


 * Uh, that can still be someone else.


 * The man I'm talking about is Richard Butt-Ugly Watterson.


 * I thought he was talking about me for a second but my middle name isn't "Butt-Ugly". It's "Buckley". I feel sorry for that other fellow.




 * Are you okay sweetheart?


 * Oh, I'm fine Mrs. Mom. It's just, I was looking at all these fish swimming happily in this large tank. And... I said too much.

,, and :

Checking Darwin's computer

 * Let me know if he's coming. Okay, how to grow a butt? What age will I start laying fish eggs? Here, the better fish environment. I knew it!


 * What are you looking at?


 * Darwin's browser history.


 * Dah, what?


 * Sorry, we had no idea you were teching up to check out internet browser histories. Please, go on.


 * I don't think Darwin's happy here anymore. He misses his natural environment.


 * Wait, you mean we're gonna release him back into the wild?


 * I'll destroy anyone who tries to take my baby!