Lil' Magnum P.I.


 * Lil' Thomas Magnum: Blam, blam! I'm Magnum P.I.


 * Lil' Thomas Magnum: Vrrom, vrrom.


 * Drug Kingpin: There's that meddling private investigator broke up my drug smuggling.
 * Bodyguard: Uh, you sure about that?
 * Drug Kingspin: Shirt, hat. It's gotta be him. I'm gonna teach that son of a bitch a lesson he'll never forget.
 * Drug Kingspin: Gotcha, Magnum! Alright, Magnum, who tip you off? Who's the rat organization?
 * Lil' Thomas Magnum: I want my mommy!
 * Bodyguard: Okay, I'm losing faith. If this is the real Magnum.
 * Drug Kingpin: What makes you say that?
 * Bodyguard: Well, cause this Magnum just crack himself.
 * T.C.' Calvin: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You better let Magnum go suckers! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
 * Drug Kingspin: Holy shit! They got a chopper! Get us the hell out of here.
 * T.C.' Calvin: No, ow! Snap!
 * Bodyguard: Oh my god! We ran over that kid!
 * Drug Kingspin: Where's your air support now, Magnum?
 * Lil' Thomas Magnum: I wanna go home!
 * Bodyguard: This is crazy! Stop the car! What are you doing? Let go of the wall!
 * Drug Kinspin: I'll get you next time, Magnum P.I.
 * Bodyguard: What? What the hell just happened?