A.D.D.

Mr. Pickles: Season: 2 - Episode: 6

[incomplete & unfixed/messed]


 * Mr. Pickles Good boy Dog-
 * Blond Surfer: Hey! "Astronaut Dolphin Detective" is coming on! That’s my favorite show! Ha ha! Ha ha, yes!
 * Space Deputy: Captain, the Evil Space Shrimp has constructed a giant chainsaw spaceship. He’s planning to cut the sun in half.
 * Space Captain: A chainsaw spaceship?! How does he fly it?
 * Space Deputy: He controls it with his mind, sir.
 * Space Captain: Of course! But why would the Evil Space Shrimp cut the sun in half?Space Deputy: With the sun gone, he’ll be able to keep his nightclub open 24 hours a day.Space Captain: Sounds like a job for Astronaut Dolphin Detective!
 * Space Deputy: But, sir, you had him arrested for defecating in the space president’s mouth.
 * Space Captain: Get him out.
 * [Theme music plays] - [Moaning] - [Chirps] [Grunts] Oh! Oh! [Chittering] [Chirping]
 * Space Captain: I think I know what you’re asking. And I’ll tell you exactly why we paired you two up. Roberts here is totally by the book. He’s there to make sure you don’t color outside the lines.
 * Roberts: Buckle up. It’s the law.
 * Space Captain: So, how are you planning on taking out the Evil Shrimp?
 * [Rock music playing] [Indistinct conversations]
 * Roberts: Hmm. The Evil Shrimp’s nightclub is closed.
 * [Astronaut Dolphin Detective chirps]
 * Roberts: What?! I can’t understand you.
 * Windshield washer: Hey, clean beep-beep Your windshield?! Beep, beep, beep, hmm?
 * Roberts: Take a hike! Let’s go! We might be able to take out evil shrimp at his mansion. What?! Hey!
 * [Astronaut Dolphin Detective steals Roberts’ wallet and give it to washer]
 * Windshield washer: No problem, Dolphin. [laughs]
 * Roberts: Hey, that was my wallet!
 * [Astronaut Dolphin Detective chirps]
 * Roberts: What?! Hold on! I brought a translation device. [put device on Astronaut Dolphin Detective’s head] Now, what were you saying?
 * [Astronaut Dolphin Detective blows a raspberry/Bronx cheer]
 * Roberts: Darn thing must be broken.
 * Mechanical voice: It’s not broken, dick face.
 * [Astronaut Dolphin Detective blows a rasp]
 * Roberts: Hey, give me that back!
 * [meanwhile, at Space Command]
 * Space Deputy: Sir, no word yet from Astronaut Dolphin Detective or Roberts, sir.
 * Space Captain: Thanks for the update. [eats noodles] Mmm.
 * Space Deputy: I see you’re eating, sir.
 * Space Captain: I ordered some takeout.
 * Space Deputy: Oh. Ah. I am hungry, too. So I guess I’ll just eat some snacks.
 * Space Captain: Great. Make sure you put the lids back on those snack jars when you’re done. We don’t want space roaches.
 * Space Deputy: No need to remind me. I always put the lids back on the snack jars.
 * Space Captain: Well, somebody keeps leaving the lids off.
 * Space Deputy: Well, well, well, it wasn’t me.
 * Space Captain: Hey, speaking of food, I left my lasagna pan at your place after your dinner party last week.
 * Space Deputy: Oh.
 * Space Captain: It’d be nice to have it back.
 * Space Deputy: Sure. Just say the word, sir.
 * Space Captain: I’m saying the word just by bringing it up.
 * Space Deputy: Mm, you’re not exactly being direct, sir.
 * Space Captain: I want my lasagna pan.
 * Space Deputy: Oh! Good to know, sir.
 * [two eat and chewing]
 * Astronaut Dolphin Detective  He’s looking for the evil shrimp’s place  And it’s right over here
 * Roberts: Hmm. Looks like there’s no way in.
 * [Astronaut Dolphin Detective chirps]
 * Roberts: What are you doing? Wow, a visual on the Evil Space Shrimp from inside his own mansion. Eerie. It’s like he’s looking right at us.
 * Cheeseman: [in TV] Oh! Oh, yeah. You naughty little fish. Huh?
 * ♪Mr. Pickles♪
 * [Evil Space Shrimp chittering]
 * Lady: Hey, baby, want to dance before I head to your club?
 * Alen Butler: Master Shrimp, I must remind you that any distractions could prove disastrous to your telepathic control of the chainsaw spaceship.
 * Lady: Hm! Come see me in the champagne room later. And bring that shrimpy penis.
 * [Evil Space Shrimp chittering]
 * Roberts: Now we know we can take him out at his nightclub later. Maybe you’re smarter than I thought.
 * [Astronaut Dolphin Detective blows a rasp]
 * [Techno music playing]
 * Roberts: Hey, what? Why are we stopping here?
 * Aliens: Oh, yeah! Hey, man, let me get some, man! Let me have some, man. Hey, let me hit that, yo! Let me hit that, man!
 * Roberts: Druggies. Astronaut Dolphin Detective, we’ve got work to do.
 * Alien Crack Head: [British accent] Well, if it isn’t me old friend [Italian accent] Astronaut Dolphin Detective! [Jamaican accent] For your boo-boo, come inside, brother man! Lord, have mercy.
 * Roberts: Hey, what?! Hmm!
 * Big lip alien: You looking for a good time, baby?!
 * Roberts: Ugh!
 * [Humming, crunching]
 * Roberts: Captain, Deputy! Astronaut Dolphin Detective stopped at a drug house.
 * Space Captain: Damn it, Roberts! You need to keep him in line.
 * Roberts: I’m sorry, Captain. Oh, I didn’t get a chance to say earlier, but I very much enjoyed your lasagna at Deputy’s dinner party.
 * Space Captain: Hmm.
 * Roberts: Okay, bye.
 * Space Deputy: What would you like me to do, sir, drop everything while there’s a chainsaw spaceship heading for the sun so I can go home and get your lasagna pan?
 * Space Captain: Mm-mm-mm.
 * Roberts: Come on! What?! Doing drugs?!
 * Alien Crack Head: [British accent] Oi, oi, oi, oi!
 * Roberts: I should report you to-
 * Alien Crack Head: Oi! Be careful how you speak to ‘im. He ‘appens to be the best drug cook [Italian accent] this side of the Milky Way! His secret is that he’s already so packed to the gills [Jamaican accent] with so much drug and drink that the space rock become even more powerful once it pass through him! [Spanish accent] Here comes the little spoogy spooge! Ay, yi, yi, yi! Dry it out. Then quicker than you can say [Southern accent] Bob’s your uncle, you got yourself [Irish accent] dolphin powder.
 * [Astronaut Dolphin Detective chirping]
 * Roberts: Ugh! Come on! We need to go! [grunts] Huh? Oh, no! Is he overdosing?
 * Alien Crack Head: [British accent] Oi! [Jamaican accent] I know just what he need, man! Brup, brup, pull yourself!
 * [Astronaut Dolphin Detective chirps]
 * Roberts: Of course! Dolphins need water!
 * Alien Crack Head: [Asian accent] Oh, no. That was [Mexican accent] tequila!
 * [Astronaut Dolphin Detective chirping] [tires screech, hit a car]
 * Windshield washer: Nice parking, Dolphin.
 * [Astronaut Dolphin Detective chirping]
 * Roberts: Ugh! Get yourself together. Lucky for you I brought an extra disguise. Hey! What?
 * Security man: You boys polizei? Because this one, he looks polizei.
 * Roberts: Oh, uh, well, uh Huh?
 * Security man: Well! No polizei would do that!
 * Roberts: Now I understand why you went through all that partying… To get drugs. We’d need them to make it inside. Our target’s headed upstairs to the V.I.P. So what’s our move? What?! Hey! Hey, dudes, I’m with the dolphin. No? Okay. All right, Astronaut Dolphin Detective, you’ve made it to the evil space shrimp. Now, how are you gonna take him out? Darn it, Astronaut Dolphin Detective!
 * Space Captain: Well, maybe your wife could bring the lasagna pan.
 * Space Deputy: Okay, sir, I’ll just pull Gloria away from watching the kids. I’m sure Tyler can drive himself home from space soccer.
 * Roberts: Captain, Deputy, Astronaut Dolphin Detective had a shot at the evil shrimp, but he didn’t take it!
 * Security man: What?!
 * Roberts: Huh?
 * Security man: They’re trying to kill boss!
 * Roberts: What?! [security guard drags Roberts] Hey, no! Aah!
 * Security man: Find that dolphin!
 * [alarm blares]
 * Space Deputy: Oh, no! The chainsaw spaceship is about to cut the sun in half! What do we do?!
 * Space Captain: There’s nothing we can do, Deputy. It really puts things in perspective. I apologize, Deputy. I never should have made such a big deal about the lasagna pa- Damn it! You forgot to put the lids back on the snack jars!
 * Space Deputy: What?!
 * Space Captain: Now we have space roaches. I want my lasagna pan back! Hmm!
 * Lady: Oh! You’re so fun, Dolphin. Mmm! Oh! Oh, what?
 * [Astronaut Dolphin Detective chirping]
 * Lady: Oh. Okay. [gasps] You’re not as big as the shrimp, but it will do.
 * Huh? Kill that dolphin! Aah! [Men grunting] Huh? [Gurgling] [Sniffing] I’m sorry, baby.
 * You know I love you.
 * Ow! [Grunting] Ha ha.
 * Huh? Aah! No! - [Squeaking] - [Chittering] [Snorting] Ah! Huh? Freeze! What the heck? Oh, no! The cops! [Chirps] Guess I have to do this myself.
 * [Growls] Oh! The sun, it’s still in one piece.
 * I guess the dolphin powder must have distracted evil shrimp’s mind long enough for the chainsaw spaceship to go off course.
 * Maybe you’re smarter than I thought.
 * - Oh! - Good work, you two.
 * But the space chainsaw is now headed for Venus! We need evil space shrimp taken out! Right away, sir! What?! Darn! What are we doing back here? You had your chance to take him out, but you didn’t.
 * - [Chirping] - Huh? What are you doing? What?! You could have just done that the whole time! You just wanted to party all day.
 * Well, I’m gonna have to report you for this! - [Chittering] - I can’t [bleep] understand you! Ha! Okay, this ought to be good.
 * What do you have to say for yourself? [Gun clicks] Right on time, Dolphin! [Humming happily] [Chirping] Let met get that for you, Dolphin.
 * Sir, Astronaut Dolphin Detective murdered Roberts! Should we lock him up? Well, Astronaut Dolphin Detective did save the sun.
 * Maybe we could let this slide.
 * Is that him on the phone? No, sir, it’s my wife.
 * She says Roberts has your lasagna pan.
 * Damn it! I never want to see that dolphin again! Lock him up!
 * [Theme music plays] [Dolphin chirping]