How Ant-Man Should Have Ended


 * Luis: Hey!
 * Hank: Hi, Scott.
 * Scott: Holy crap! You're Hank Pym!
 * Hank: That's right, Scott. And I know you're a talented engineer with amazing skills. That's why I want you to come work for me.
 * Scott: Okay...
 * Hank: At first I had this elaborate plan involving your thief buddy over there.
 * Luis: Hey!
 * Hank: He'd get you to steal something from me and try it out.
 * Luis: Hmm, probably would've worked.
 * Hank: You'd get arrested, then I'd break you out of jail.
 * Hope: Dad! Enough already!
 * Hank: Right! Anyway, it was way too complicated... So I thought I'd just pull up here now and offer you a ton of money to come work for me on a very special project. What do you say?
 * Scott: Wow! Um... That actually sounds pretty good!
 * Luis: Hey man! What about me?! Don't you wanna like eat my waffles in my crappy apartment... and eventually give in to perusing a life of crime?
 * Hank: Plus my daughter's pretty hot and she'll be training you.
 * Hope: Ugh!
 * Scott: Luis...
 * Luis: Uh.... I got a sweet horn!
 * Scott: I'm in, Mr. Pym!
 * Luis: I respect your decision! Follow your dreams!


 * Darren: We will use a shrinking suit to create invisible. undetectable soldiers, just like this one. See! I figured out your secret, Pym!
 * Hank: What do you mean invisible undetectable soldiers? You can totally see me in that old footage.
 * Guy: Hey! He's right!
 * Guy 2: Yeah! That's not invisible! We can totally see the suit right there in the case!
 * Guy: This is a bust! What else do you have?
 * Darren: Uh... well... I made this gun that shrinks people into a gooey puddle.
 * All: That is amazing!
 * Guy: Why didn't you open with that!?
 * Guy 2: Just think of all undetectable killings we could get away with!
 * Guy: We'll take one million of those little goop guns!
 * Guy: We'll take two million!
 * Darren: Great! I'm gonna take care of our buyers. Hope, you will please see Hank out? Thanks! Buh bye!
 * Hope: He actually let us alone with the suit.
 * Hank: Then let's get started!
 * Darren: My suit! My servers! My data! I'm ruined!!!!


 * Ant-Man: No! I'm Ant-Man.
 * All: (Gasps)