Rat Trap (WordGirl)


 * Narrator: When Dr. Two-Brains wants a giant ray that turns objects into cheese, he usually makes it himself, and yet, here he is, shopping at gadget whiz, Hal Hardbargain's Villain Supply House. Why, you ask? Because even a super villain can't resist the awesome power of a coupon.
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Hello! I have a coupon! Says here I get a free piece of cheese with purchase of a super ray.
 * Hal: Yes, sirree. You do. I don't know how I stay in business handing out free cheese, but work isn't always about money, am I right? 5, 6, 7, 8.
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Well, thanks for the freebie.
 * Hal: Say, what do you plan to do with that ray that turns diamonds into cheese anyway?
 * Dr. Two-Brains: We're gonna rob Reginald's Jewelry Store and turn all his diamonds into delicious cheesy goodness!
 * Hal: Ah, the Jewelry Store. I remember when the great villain Wally Walnuts robbed it.
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Well, we should be going now.
 * Hal: It was me, Wally, Tommy Two-Necks...
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Well, we should be going now...
 * Hal: The Little Kahuna, and Rotten Pete.
 * Dr. Two-Brains: We really have to go!
 * Hal: Ohh! Well, what do I care? Let me know if you need another ray. Good-bye!