Wizards vs. Everything

Previously on Wizards of Waverly Place. Felix, I didn't know you had your own apartment. Mm-hm. I live on the wizard floor, down at the Windsor. Impossible. There are no wizard floors at the Windsor. What have you done? Exposing this floor could ruin my pla rn! What plans? I sense a great evil at work here. That's Felix's wand! You stole Felix's wand! He cast the "In through the Out Door" spell. We're all trapped here? Yes you are. Dexter, you can't keep us trapped on this floor forever. What's going on? Dexter's an Angel of Darkness. And he turned Felix evil and he has us all trapped here with the "In through the Out Door" spell. How did I nap through all of that? I'll try to be louder next time I do something evil. OK, nobody panic. My brother is really smart and I'm sure he has an undo spell. I am and I do. Dexter always wrecks it, make this door an exit! It didn't work. It didn't even glow. You're making me look bad. I'm afraid that Felix's all-powerful wand has rendered our powers useless. Dexter, why are you doing this to us? Is it because we never tip you, or because we make fun of your ridiculous hat? How's my hat now? Dexter is Gorog! I knew Dexter was hiding something! I just thought it was that he lived with his mom. My friends, I have lured you all to the 13th floor to rebuild my army of darkness. Nobody's joining your army of darkness. Don't forget, I've defeated you once before. Don't you think I thought of that? You and Justin will remain trapped on this floor until your demise. And the rest of you will create a portal, through which we will invade the wizard world, and take it over. Felix continue the mission. This group of creatures I divide, Come with me and save your hide. Whew. I was afraid he was gonna take me with him. You're a little too cheery for me. - Where's my wand? - And mine? All of your magical devices are here in this basket, along with your smart phones. No. I'm not leaving Alex alone! If she's trapped, then I'm trapped! Get back! I'm in charge here. Mason, do something! Wolf up! I can't. He's taken that away from me, too. Let him go! Alex! Mason! Everything is not what it seems ♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪ Yes, please ♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪ That's what I said ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ Because everything is not ♪ What it seems ♪ We have got to save Mason and the others. Being around Gorog too long will turn them permanently bad. I've been around Alex for a long time, so I might be immune. Is this really the time for that? Love you. Wait. Trash Hands is right. We can just escape through the trash chute. Very funny, Trash Hands. Oh! Wait, I I think Trash Hands meant you, Harper. Since no wizard can escape, you're not a wizard, maybe you can escape. Then you can get Max on the Abraca-doodler and have him contact the wizard world for help. You'd be a hero. A hero? Me? Well, OK, I'll do it. Watch out, wizard world, I'm coming to save you! I'm OK! I'm OK, I landed in the trash. Alex, are these the pineapple slippers I made you? Close it, close it! Close it. Welcome to my basement lair. - Pretty sweet, right? - Not really. I would think that the Angel of Darkness would have a nicer lair, actually. You should have seen my rooftop Realm of Darkness. That was really sweet. But I lost it! My powers have weakened since Alex defeated me. But that will change soon enough when I turn you all to the dark side. My, you're an awfully mighty giant, aren't you? Thank you. Master Gorog. I am an evil giant at your service. I like the bow. That's a nice touch. Stay as far from Gorog as you can so his influence won't be as strong. And resist it by thinking about your loved ones. All I can think about is Alex trapped on that 13th floor. That's good. Keep thinking of her. She's pretty, lazy and her breath smells like pickles. I will not succumb to the dark side. - Good. - Pretty, lazy, pickles. Pretty, lazy, pickles. Pretty, lazy, pickles What are you telling him? Oh! That I am no match for your power. Oh, really? I thought you would be the toughest to influence. I am at your service, Master Gorog! I have to say, I'm loving the bow. All right, it's time for all of you to begin the arduous task of digging the inter-dimensional tunnel, so that we can create a portal to the wizard world. Felix, begin our first step to conquest! With this most powerful wand, I bust a hole to the world beyond! All right, everybody, line up and commence digging. I've got the first huge boulder, Master Gorog! Get me Max at Wizard Camp. Max, Alex and Justin are in trouble. You've got to come back now. Harper, I'm next to climb the rock wall. Oh! All right, ready to go. Max, Justin and Alex are trapped by Gorog. - What do we do? - Hey, no problem. We just do what Justin does whenever there's a dire situation. Oh, thank you. Yes! - And what is that? - We look in books. That's your big plan? To look in spell books? That's even better! Spell books! These smart phones are addicting. Master Gorog We've hit the atmosphere of the wizard world. We're almost there. Yes! We are now primed to take over the wizard world. Felix, get rid of Alex and Justin Russo once and for all. Gorog, there is no need to destroy the Russes! Oh, the last to turn is always the one who's in love. But I will not be stopped by Alex, or any Russo, ever again. That's why I sent Max away to wizard camp. And once I get rid of Alex and Justin, I will truly have nothing to fear. Except for me. Still nothing! Mason, help me rule the wizard world, and you'll be able to wolf up whenever you want to. You'll be the top dog in my operation. - You're housebroken, right? - Of course I am! But I will not help you. Oh, I believe you will. - Never! - Just let go. I will work for you, Master Gorog. Uh, hello? The bow. Felix cast that spell. Black hole open in 13B, darker and wider than the sea. Yeah, very nice. But remind me when I take over the wizard world, to take all those rhymes out of the spells. They bug me. We have to do something. I can't just sit around here and wait for someone to come help. Me neither. How can you make toast at a time like this? Harper forgot to buy cereal, so toast is all we've got. Justin what's that little hole that's getting bigger? It's a black hole. Gorog must have put that there. Oh man, the remote was on there! How are we gonna watch TV now? Never mind. Help! Excellent work, everyone. All right, line up and get your wands, so that you'll have them when we invade the wizard world. Who's first? All right. Oh, yeah. Uh Which one is yours? Mine's the one with the crumbs in the handle. Ah Oh, yeah. Eww. All right, Felix, shoot the activation orb. The moment the portal is activated, the wizard world will be mine. - Yes, Master Gorog. - Gorog before you fire that orb, aren't you forgetting one small thing? Yeah, what's that? That I will not allow it to happen! I should've known it'd be more difficult to make you see things my way! - Give me the wand! - Never! Oh, no! The orb has entered the tunnel! Felix, destroy him. Yes, Master Gorog. Hey Ahh! I did it. I destroyed Professor Crumbs. And that's the way the professor crumbles. All right, it's a bit cheesy, but you get the idea. All right, as soon as the activation light turns completely white, I will have my portal. Prepare yourselves, for we are about to invade the wizard world! I need a spell book. Did you bring any books from the lair to study for the wizard competition? No, I moved out to have fun! Are you having fun now? I got it! I found a spell that's gonna work! Read that. A "Get Your Brother and Sister Out of a Giant Pumpkin" spell? Yeah, so we just gotta get them out of their apartment and into a pumpkin and then we're good. Professor Crumbs? Oh! I apologize for my attire, but I had to do whatever necessary to escape from Gorog. Gorog trapped you, too? Yes, he intends on taking over the wizard world. But I may have bought us some time by switching a fake wand for Felix's. Oh, great! That wand can do anything. Why don't you use it to stop Gorog? Ah, only Felix can use this wand. Oh, then what am I saying "great" for? No, I was with you, it was great there for a moment. I'm sorry, but who are you? I'm Alex's friend, Harper. Uh-huh. And how is it you know about wizardry? How is it I know about wizardry? Well, I just saw you flash in here out of nowhere. Amazing. I'm blown away. But isn't exposing magic a big no-no? I mean, I'm guessing. Let's just keep this to ourselves. The more important issue here is that Gorog cast a Black Hole spell on Alex and Justin. By the way, have you been in contact with them? No. We've been trying to find the right spell. Have you tried the telephone? See, that's why they call him, the "Professor. " Yeah. Alex and Harper's apartment. Alex, this is Professor Crumbs. Oh, Professor Crumbs, now is not a really good time for me. - But I can call you tomorrow - Give me that. Professor Crumbs, we are doomed! We are falling into a black hole and we need help! Professor Crumbs, I got it! Why don't we get 'em out of the black hole by just going into the black hole? - That's idiotic. - No, it's not. Not if you cast a Black Hole spell right there and hold onto this rope while I go in and get them. It's genius! Now I'm feeling idiotic. Roly poley, holy moley. I never thought I'd say this, but Max is on his way to save you. Did he just say Max is gonna come save us? Yes! So this is the end for us. I'm gonna have some of that toast now. Someone call for a rescue? Max, you made it! I've never been this happy to see you. - Hey, how was camp? - It was good. I learned how to rock climb, work with some leather. Here, wrap this around you, all right? Harper and Professor Crumbs will pull us back to safety. Now remember, none of them have any upper-body strength whatsoever, so it's gonna take a while. On three, ready? One, two three! Work through the burn! Work through the burn! Work through the burn! - We're saved! - Max, you're a hero. But you said I'd be a hero if I went down the trash chute. Let's be honest, Harper, you were just trying to save yourself. Excuse me for interrupting, but Gorog has completed his portal and is about to invade the wizard world. The only thing that might be able to stop him is for you three to use your powers. Wait What do you mean? Three wizard siblings using their magic power together generates immense power. And why didn't you tell us this before? If I did, would you have taken advantage of it? You did the right thing. Remember, you're our only hope. No pressure. You can't drive a truckload of pressure in here and then say, "No pressure. " All right, so we need three wizards. One, two We're short one. - Count yourself. - Three. OK, we're good. Yes! Now that the portal is activated, I will lead you as the new force of darkness into the wizard world! Conquest is mine! Oh! Oh! Gorog! Gorog, stop! What? You escaped the black hole? And I see Max has escaped his fun outdoor nature camp. And to think, I made you a leather friendship bracelet. Felix, destroy them. Yes, Master Gorog. What's the problem? That wand's a fake. Professor Crumbs switched them. How could this happen?! Well, I will not be stopped. Everyone, take out your wands and destroy the Russes. Alex, listen to Master Gorog. You have no chance. Save yourselves and join our side. Mason, there may only be three of us, but we will never surrender to Gorog. Right, Alex? Alex. - Right. - Alex, don't listen to him! Don't cave in for love. Oh, really, Justin? Because there is someone here that I think you might want to be reacquainted with. Hello, Justin. Juliet! Is Is that really you? It is. Master Gorog promised me we'd be together again. - You joined the dark side? - Oh, it's not that bad, Justin. Come on, join us. But I I can't. - I won't. - Guys, stay strong. We have to save the wizard world. I'm sorry, Max. Well done, Justin. Welcome back! Alex, there's still two of us. Please stay with me. What's the point, Max? Our combined powers won't be strong enough. Very good, Alex. Come on! I don't I don't believe this. How could it end this way? Wise move, little camper. Oh, boy! I have finally defeated the power of the Russes! Hear these three Russo cry, be gone, Gorog, vaporize! What? What are you doing? It's a trick! - It worked! - We did it! Anybody else smell fried chicken? Oh, Justin, I'm so sorry. I was under his influence. Who cares? You're here. I never gave up. I knew that somehow, someday, we'd be together again. I knew it, too. Alex, you're my hero. People do throw "hero" around a lot, huh? Well, Felix, since everyone else is hugging. - Come here, big guy. - Yeah. Come on, you. Aw, look at us. We are a freaky bunch. All right, everyone. I talked to my parents, and since we all lost our 13th floor apartments, you're welcome to stay here as long as you want until you find a new place to live. Thanks, Alex. Can I sleep next to her? Stop it. Can Abercrombie sleep outside? He kind of reeks. Ooh, I can cover that one up. OK, yeah, I never thought that dingy, old basement would look so good. Good night, you guys. OK, everybody, thanks for helping me get Harper back in the basement. No problem, Alex. Come on, you guys.