How The LEGO Batman Movie Should Have Ended


 * Batman: Joker please, help us.
 * Joker: No! I'm not going to help you.


 * Batman: Shut up. You're not my greatest enemy.
 * Joker: Yeah, you've been very clear about that.
 * Batman: No. You're... You're more than that. You're the reason I get up in the afternoon...
 * Superman: Haha! Don't worry, Bruce! Help has arrived!
 * Batman: What the-
 * Superman: Alright, Justice League, let's...
 * All: "SAVE THE DAY"!
 * Batman: No, what are you guys doing here?
 * Superman: Saving your butt! Wonder Woman - Lasso!
 * Wonder Woman: Got it!!
 * Batman: Lass - NO!!!
 * Superman: Now everybody... pull!
 * Batman: No, no everybody it's fine, we were just about to...
 * Crowd: YAY!! Woo hoo!
 * Superman: Now throw those criminals back in prison.
 * All: You got it!
 * Flash: In a flash.
 * Batman: Stop that! That was my victory!! I had this under control!


 * Batman: What is that even gonna do?


 * Cyborg: Let's go!


 * Joker: You haven't seen the last of me, Batman!
 * Batman: I know!! What happened here doesn't count!!
 * All: We did it!!!
 * Batman: NOOOOOOOOOO! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
 * Superman: You're nothing!
 * Robin: Wow! That was amazing!