City of Thieves

{{L|Jake| Uh, what are these? [show bells tied onto his hands] {{L|Finn| Bells. That way, I'll hear you if you try to steal again.}} {{L|Jake| Oh. Hmm. [shakes bells]}} {{L|[''Scene switches to King of Thieves' tower. Finn, Penny, and Jake are walking up stairs to reach the top'']}} {{L|Penny| The King of Thieves' tower is right up here.}} {{L|Finn| Woah. [The tower is shown surrounded by a light blue aura.] You read to pass through, Penny?}} {{L|Penny| I'm too afraid! Is it okay if I wait out here?}} {{L|Finn| Sure. C'mon, let's go, Jake!}} {{L|Jake| [sighs] Comin'! [Jake is wearing a pair of red boots.]}} {{L|Finn| Jake, where'd you get those boots?}} {{L|Jake| Huh, what? What boots? [looks down] Oh, no! I stole! The city! It took advantage of me!}} {{L|Finn| [sighs] Jake, you're a thief now! You won't be able to get in anymore!}} {{L|Jake| Yes, I can. [runs up to the barrier and gets knocked back] Oh. [chuckles]}} {{L|Finn| [sighs] It's up to me, now.}} {{L|Penny| Legend says you'll find the loot in the King of Thieves' chest. Good luck, Finn! Oh, yeah, and that high window is the only entrance.}} {{L|Finn| Hmm. Alright, wish me luck!}} {{L|Jake| She already did, man.}} {{L|Finn| Oh, yeah. Right. [''passes through the barrier and starts to climb the tower while Jake cheers him on. He reaches the window, only to find that there is a rope leading downward''] Great, now I gotta climb down?! [floor starts to break] Huh? [''The floor completely breaks and he falls down and screams, eventually hitting a spider-web at the bottom. He sees the remains of the King of Thieves.''] The King of Thieves! [to the corpse] Sorry to trespass, I just... Uh, hello? [sees a treasure chest] The chest! In it's in his chest! Thanks! [''A rat crawls out of the King's eye in his skull. Finn runs off screaming.'']}} {{L|[Scene changes to outside, where Jake and Penny are waiting.]}} {{L|Jake| You see, if you have too much earwax, you won't be able to hear anymore.}} {{L|Finn| [exiting the tower] I got it, guys!}} {{L|Penny| The chest! Gimme that! [grabs the chest from Finn]}} {{L|Finn| Huh?}} {{L|[''Penny puts the chest down. She pulls out a black crooked knife.'']}} {{L|Jake| Woah, woah, woah. Easy, kid.}} {{L|[''Penny opens the chest. Inside the chest are gold coins, jewels, a dagger and a Game Boy. She laughs maniacally.'']}} {{L|Finn| What?! [stammering] Is you basket under all that gold?}} {{L|Penny| Of course it's not! I set you up to steal this chest of gold! I couldn't get past the barrier 'cause I'm a thief!}} {{L|Finn| But you're just a cute little girl!}} {{L|Penny| And, I'm a thief!}} {{L|Finn| Well, if this isn't yours, I'm gonna return it right now! [closes the lid and starts to walk back toward the tower and gets knocked back] Huh? [puts hand and body against barrier, to no avail] Why can't I...?}} {{L|Penny| Because you stole something in the city! Now you're a thief!}} {{L|Finn| No! [yells] No!!! What have I done?! What have I become?!}} {{L|Penny| You've become a thief, stupid! [runs away with chest and laughs]}} {{L|Finn| [looks at hands] My hands. They're all dirty. Covered in the dust of a criminal act! I'm a thief!}} {{L|[''Suddenly, laughing is heard. Jake looks around for the source. Underneath him, the floor rises up and the Hag emerges.'']}} {{L|Hag| Oh, what did I tell you, boy? This city will get you, no matter how pure you think you are! [laughs] I was right.}} {{L|Jake| Hey, that's enough from you, Hag! [puts feet around Hag's face and throws her away] [walks over to Finn] Finn?}} {{L|Finn| Don't touch me! I'm impure, man! Unfit to be a hero! Unfit to be your friend.}} {{L|Jake| Come on, Finn, keep it together!}} {{L|Finn| No, Jake. This is a one-way path, down a jacked-up road. And I gotta walk it... alone.}} {{L|Jake| I'm not gonna leave you alone in the city. You're my buddy. Besides, I stole these boots. These super-big style boots. So I'm just as dirty as you are, Finn. We gotta walk this filthy path together!}} {{L|Finn| Then we shall embrace the darkness of this wicked city and use the methods of the criminal to seek vengeance on Penny.}} {{L|Jake| Cowabunga! [stretches into a cape for Finn]}} {{L|Finn| Cowabunga, indeed.}} {{L|[''Finn and Jake start hopping over rooftops and into the house of the Short Goblin. They steal Crossbow Guy's crossbow from him and exit. They go into a different house with a crocodile in it and steal two swords. They also go into a house where a horse is showering. They steal the soap it was using and it whinnies. Scene changes to tent where Penny lives.'']}} {{L|Penny| [inspecting jewel from chest] Mmm. Yes. Yeah. [''Finn's shadow can be seen on the tent. A twig is heard snapping.''] Wha? Is someone there?! [''Finn's shadow goes away and Penny returns to her inspecting. Finn and Jake's head comes down from the top of the tent and Finn quietly says "Penny," who turns around at the sound of her name. She pulls her black crooked knife out.'']}} {{L|Finn| [off-screen] It's me, Penny. The hero whose purity you stole! And I'm here to enact my revenge upon you! [''Jake flies over Penny, who squeals. Finn lands on the other side of the tent.'']}} {{L|Jake| Hi, Penny.}} {{L|Penny| Finn, please don't punch my lights out! I'm just a poor, homeless baby girl.}} {{L|Finn| I trusted you, Penny. You made me steal. And you took my purity. You ruined me!}} {{L|Penny| I'm sorry, Finn. [reaches into a nearby bag] Let me give you some uh, gems, or some gold, or uh, have some [pulls out knife] knife in your neck! [Penny jumps at Finn]}} {{L|Jake| Watch out, Finn! [shoots boots at Penny, making her drop the knife and fall down]}} {{L|Finn| Thanks, dude.}} {{L|Jake| Yeah, dude.}} {{L|Penny| You may have soiled my purity, but I think you can still come out clean. [holds out soap] C'mon, Jake! [Jake laughs and throws water over Penny while Finn cleans her]}} {{L|Penny| No! No! [Bubbles fill the screen and once they disappear, Finn, Jake, and Penny are all clean.]}} {{L|Jake| Nice work, dude.}} {{L|Finn| She's purified!}} {{L|Penny| [sparkles] I feel...clean! Like all the filth of the city and wrongdoings are gone! Thank you F and J! I haven't felt like this since I was young!}} {{L|Finn| You're welcome.}} {{L|Jake| Woah, dude! [rubs Finn, making squeaky sounds] The soap got on us, too!}} {{L|Finn| We're clean!}} {{L|Finn and Jake| Yes! [fist pounds]}} {{L|Finn| This good deed we did has purified us once again. We're virgin islands! [''Cherubs fly from off-screen, playing a trumpet and a harp. They steal the swords from Finn that he stole earlier.'']}} {{L|Penny| Finn, thanks for the second chance to live a pure life.}} {{L|Finn| And you know what that means, Penny. No more stealing! [winks]}} {{L|Penny| Never again.}} {{L|Finn| Well, I think it's time for us to get the math out of here.}} {{L|Penny| [jumps up and gives Finn a hug] I'm going to miss you, Finn!}} {{L|Finn| I'll miss you, too.}} {{L|Penny| [exiting the tent] G'bye!}} {{L|Jake| Woah, dude. Why are you naked? [Finn is shown wearing nothing but his pack and underpants.]}} {{L|Finn| [gasps in shock] Penny!}} Episode ends.