Moving On (Wizards of Waverly Place)


 * Harper: (as Juliet) Okay let's stare at the tree and I'll explain more.

(Flashback to Alex and Harper.)

In the lair:
 * Alex: Are you really going to make Max that stupid backpack shirt?
 * Harper: No! A backpack shirt would be embarrassing.
 * Alex: And that hat?
 * Harper: Oh don't start with me! Look I just wanted to get you into the lair. I can't stand to see Justin like this.
 * Alex: Well I can't stand to see Justin hardly at all, but I've gotten used to it and so should you because Juliet is not coming back.
 * Harper: Or is she?
 * Alex: No, she's not! Didn't you see her hobble off into the woods? I think Mason ate her.
 * Harper: Alright here's a thought. Justin needs to move on and if he can't hear it from us, maybe he needs to hear it from Juliet.
 * Alex: But he already did hear it from her. The old lady version of her.
 * Harper: Yeah but come on, who listens to old people? What if you made me look like Juliet and she told him?
 * Alex: Harper that doesn't sound like you want to help Justin, it sounds like you want to date him.
 * Harper: Oh that's not it. Why is it so hard to get you Russos to do something nice for each other?
 * Alex: Because when you help someone your guard is down and that's when another Russo will come right behind you and trip you!
 * Harper: (gives Alex a look)
 * Alex: Okay! Fine! I'll do it! But only because you're doing all the work. I'm just waving a wand. (waves her wand) Transfix, transpose. Make Harper look like Juliet from head to toe. (casts the spell and has a shocked look on her face)
 * Harper: (transforms into old Juliet) Eh? How do I look?
 * Alex: (lying) Great! You look great! (serious) Umm...this is a lot more work than I thought. Okay alright. (waves her wand) Transfix, transpose. Make Harper look like young Juliet including the clothes.
 * Harper: (transforms to young Juliet)
 * Alex: There you go. (throws her wand to the sofa)
 * Harper: Testing, testing. Ooh! I even have Juliet's voice! I pale in comparison to Harper Finkle. I've always wanted to hear her say that!
 * Alex: Okay now go walk around Waverly Place until you bump into Justin.
 * Harper: And I'll tell him to just move on from Juliet. We'll have a moment but that will be it. Oh, what should we do about the backpack shirt for Max?
 * Alex: I'll-I'll throw something together.
 * Harper: Just make sure it's not shoddy workmanship. It's Harper who's making that.
 * Alex: Don't push it blondie.
 * Harper: (leaves)

(Flashbacks to when Justin thinks he sees Juliet.)
 * Harper: (voice over) When Alex turned me into Juliet I had good intentions. But then you started asking those questions and I panicked.
 * Alex: (hiding)
 * Justin: (to Max) Max, did you see Juliet go by?
 * Harper: (comes out from hiding)
 * Alex: Psst!
 * Harper: (goes to Alex)
 * Alex: What are you doing?! You're supposed to be with Justin.
 * Harper: I panicked.


 * Justin: (to Harper) That wasn't for Juliet. It was for you Harper. Thank you.
 * Harper: No problem.
 * Justin: (pulls out his wand) Transfix, transpose. Make Harper look like herself again including the clothes.
 * Harper: (transforms back to herself again) Thank you. And when you kissed me I was Juliet so Zeke doesn't have to know about this.