Great Expectations

''[Jonesy is running his newest scam. It seems he has gotten hired at a miniature golf course.]'' Jonesy: "That's right, it's singles night! A new way to meet that cuts right to the kiss!" [A satisfied customer gives him a thumbs-up.] "Tell me who you wanna connect with, and I'll give you the time, the place, and five minutes to get acquainted! Okay, who's next?" Wyatt: "Me me me!" Lydia: "Over here!" Nikki: [walking up] "So, you finally hit rock bottom." Jonesy: "Excuse me? I happen to be providing a selfless service." Nikki: "Making money providing people with dark creepy places to suck face?" Jonesy: "It's not my fault there aren't enough makeout spots in the mall. This is just a slightly less random version of spin the bottle." [taking money] "Date will be in the booth at 8:35. Purple Frog, 8:30! Windmill at 8:35, nope 8:45!" Wyatt: [pointing to a girl] "Think you could pair me with her?" [The girl nods.] Jonesy: "Permission to launch! Be in the UFO at 8:40 sharp." [to Nikki] "See? Mini Make-Out Golf helps the whole community." Caitlin: [to Jonesy] "Hey. Think I could meet Bradford?" [She points to the guy of her choice, who nods.] Jonesy: "Totally! Be in the UFO at 8:40." [Caitlin runs off squealing with joy.] Jonesy: [to himself] "Genius."

''[Caitlin enters the UFO. She comes across her date, and they kiss.]'' Caitlin: [happy] "Wow." Wyatt: [shocked] "CAITLIN?!?" Caitlin: "WYATT?!?"

''The opening credits roll. The title of this episode is Great Expectations''

[Jonesy walks up to the table, flipping through a wad of bills.] Jonesy: "Mini Make-Out Golf: best idea ever." [to Wyatt] "So, how was the tongue wrestling?" [Wyatt doesn't respond.] "C'mon, man! Did you get her number?" Wyatt: "Yeah. I, uh...got it." Jonesy: "Nice! How about you, Caitlin? Tonsil hockey, good times?" Caitlin: "Oh, it was–something." Wyatt: [avoiding looking at Caitlin] "Uh–forgot to–wash my hands. Seeya!" ''[He runs off. Caitlin exhales.]'' Nikki: "Okay, what is with you two?" [Jen's phone beeps.] Jen: "EEE! Yes! Travis is coming home today! EEEE!" Jonesy: "Travis the superjock? Can you make him hang out with me this time? I'll be cool, I swear!" Jen: "Sorry, but when I'm not helping Coach with his stupid baseball promotion, he and I are gonna be joined at the hip!" [Jude skates up with a young blonde girl behind him on the skateboard.] Jude: "Dudes, say hola to my cuz Jade." Nikki, Caitlin, and Jen: "Hi Jade!" Jude: "Our folks are hitting some town called Mexico, so she's here for a week." [pulling out a billfold] "All expenses paid." Jonesy: "I haven't seen you since you were riding around on a tricycle. Don't you owe me five bucks?" Jade: "Gonesy–I mean, Jonesy–" ''[She blushes. Jonesy laughs.]'' Jonesy: "Gonesy's what she always used to call me." [Jade stares at Jonesy with a dreamy look in her eyes.]

[Jen is wearing a giant baseball glove.] Jen: "Ugh, stupid baseball promotion! One hundred and seventy-two minutes until I get to hook up with Travis again! One hundred and seventy...one! C'mon, time!" ''[Caitlin and Nikki walk into the store, see Jen, and double over with laughter. Jen walks over to them.]'' Jen: [annoyed] "Thanks for the support!" Caitlin: "Okay, I'm in major need of advice. How should I put this? Wyatt and I...we sort of...kissed." Jen: "Whoa!" Nikki: "What? I knew something was up with you two!" Caitlin: "It was at the makeout golf thingy. Jonesy put us together by accident! But you know the crazy part?" Jen: "Other than swapping spit with one of your oldest friends?!?" Caitlin: "The kiss was beyond incredible. Best kiss ever!" Nikki: "Wait a minute. Wyatt, world's greatest kisser? Didn't see that coming." Caitlin: "I know, right? But that kiss, it was so...so...impossible to describe!" Coach Halder: "Masterson, think fast!" ''[He throws a gigantic baseball at her. Jen topples over.]'' Caitlin: "Ooh, that's what the kiss felt like!"

[Jonesy, Jade, Jude, and Wyatt are inside the game store.] Jude: [laughing] "What? No way!" Jonesy: "A perfect kiss with Caitlin?" Wyatt: "I know! But I could never risk actually dating her, right?" Jude: "Why not? She always smells like lemons and marshmallows." Wyatt: "Plus I'm a romantic failure!" Jonesy: "True." Jade: [holding up a game] "Jonesy, look, I'm on the bonus level!" Wyatt: "I've never even thought about Caitlin in that way before. And she is pretty great." Jude: "Love works in mysterious ways, bro." Jade: [singsong] "Jonesy, I'm beating your high score." Jonesy: [grabbing another game system] "No one beats me at Zombie Zebras." [He begins playing.] Wyatt: "Hello? A little support over here?" Jonesy: "The zebras, they're–look, bottom line, Caitlin knows you too well. You won't be able to get away with anything. Trust me." [His phone rings, and he answers.] "Nikki? No, I am not wasting my day playing video games!" Jade: [winning] "Woohoo!" [Nikki says something to Jonesy.] Jonesy: [lowering his phone] "Busted. See?"

''[Jen runs through the mall with a smile on her lips. She checks the time.]'' Jen: "Finally!" ''[Travis is waiting by the fountain. He sees Jen.]'' Travis: [waving] "Jen!" Jen: "Eee!" ''[Suddenly, a crowd gathers around Travis. They are looking for autographs and attention. Jen skids to a stop just outside the congregation. She takes out her phone and calls.]'' Travis: [signing autographs] "Hey, it was awesome to almost see you!" Jen: "Oh Travis, I missed you so much!" Travis: "Me too! Oops, hang on." [taking another call] "Yeah? Kay. There in five." [back to Jen] "Sorry, it never stops. Catch up later?" Jen: "Yeah. I want to hog you all to myself." Travis: "Well tonight I'm all yours. Mmmmwah!" Jen: "Mmmmwah!" ''[They hang up. Jen sighs happily as Travis and his entourage walk away.]''

[Wyatt is putting things in his coffee when Caitlin walks into Grind Me.] Wyatt: "Oh! Uh, I was just–caffiene boost." Caitlin: "Yeah, I'm–y'know, break time, so–" Wyatt: "Oh, sure! Long day, gotta do it!" [Wyatt continues to pour copious amounts of sweetener into his coffee.] Caitlin: "Um, ten sugars might be enough." Wyatt: "Huh? Oh, right." [He tosses the scoop away and turns his wrist to look at his watch, overturning his coffee cup on the way.] "Well, I should probab–" [The hot coffee splatters on his crotch.] "Neeerrrpp!" Caitlin: "Are you okay?!?" Wyatt: [holding his crotch in pain] "Never better." Caitlin: "So, about–you know." Wyatt: "Oh..Yeah. Uh, that went weird, huh?" Caitlin: "Well it was definitely unexpected." Wyatt: "I hope you don't think I set it up." Caitlin: "No, no! Of course not!" Wyatt: "'Cause I would never do that to you." Caitlin: "Sure, I mean–never?" Wyatt: "Obviously it was a total screwup." Caitlin: [offended] "Total screw up?!?" Wyatt: "I just mean it was a mistake!" Caitlin: "Well I thought it was spectacular!" [tears in her eyes] "But if that's how you feel, maybe we should just stay away from each other so we don't make another mistake!" [She turns and runs away.] Wyatt: "Caitlin, wait!" [Caitlin runs out of the store.] "How do I mess things up so badly so quickly?"

''[Nikki and Jonesy are on the golf course. Jade skates by.]'' Jade: "Jonesy..." Nikki: [after Jade goes past] "By the way, just in case you're blind and clueless, that girl is totally crushing on you." Jonesy: "Well of course she is. I'm awesome." Nikki: "Deluded and egomaniacal. What's not to love?"

''[Jen is back in her baseball glove costume when Travis walks in. She quickly gets rid of it.]'' Coach Halder: [gasping in shock] "Travis is back? Why didn't you tell me? My hair's a mess!" [He pats it into place.] "I feel very pretty today, I feel like I'm top of my game!" ''[Coach Halder walks away. Travis walks up to the counter.]'' Jen: "Coach might be one of those fans you eventually put a restraining order on." Travis: "Yeah, this celebrity thing sure brings out the weird in people. But forget him." ''[Travis and Jen kiss. Suddenly, Travis's phone beeps.]'' Travis: "Aw, nuts. I have to meet a rep about an endorsement deal. Gotta go. Dinner?" Jen: "Definitely." ''[Travis leaves. Jen sighs happily, rests her elbows on the counter, and watches him leave. Suddenly, Coach Halder's sigh is heard. He's in the same position as Jen.]'' Coach Halder: "I hear ya, sister. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

''[Jonesy and Nikki are sitting by the fountain. Jade hands Jonesy a CD.]'' Jonesy: "Modern Currant's new CD? Thanks, Jadester!" Nikki: "Uh, hate to break it to ya, Jade, but Jonesy's taken." Jade: [irritated] "It's just a gift." Nikki: "Oh, sure, no, of course. Great pick too." [to Jonesy] "They've been your favorite band since, what, Grade 4?" Jade: "No. Jonesy first heard Modern Currant the summer after Grade 5. I know everything about Jonesy." Nikki: "I'm not sure that's something you should be proud of." Jade: "Wanna bet I know more than you?" Nikki: "You're ten. That's okay." Jade: "Does Jonesy like ketchup or relish on his hot dogs?" Nikki: "Ketchup, obviously." Jade: "Neither. He's all about the mustard." Jonesy: "I do love the yellow stuff." Jude: "One point for the mini-bra!" Jade: "What's his favorite movie?" Nikki: "Dragon Thunder." Jade: "So wrong! Rebel Alien Assault." Jonesy: "Ha! Right again!" Nikki: "Yeah, well, well, why don't you ask me something less trivial." Jade: "Okay. What's Jonesy's blood type?" Nikki: "What?!?" Jade: "He needs blood, and it's all down to you. What's his type?" Jonesy: "Hurry, before I bleed to death!" Nikki: "Uh–um–F negative?" Jade: "Ennh! It's AB. But Jonesy can receive blood from any other blood group." Jonesy: "I did not know that." Nikki: "Okay, blood type? That's just weird." Jude: "Jade is a very special little dudette." Jonesy: "And on the bright side, if I suddenly need a hot dog and a blood transfusion, now you're prepared!" Nikki: "Ugh."

[Travis and Jen are at El Sporto's. Travis is looking at his phone and typing on it.] Jen: "Um...do you think you could pay an eensy bit of attention to me?" Travis: "Sorry, I know this is annoying." [The waitress skates up.] Waitress: "Hi Travis. Can I have your autograph?" Travis: "Sure, here you go." [He signs.] Jen: [muttering] "Maybe I should ask for an autograph." Travis: "Anyway–" [His phone beeps.] "Ugh, my buds are mad I still haven't seen them!" Jen: "Yeah, I know how they feel." Travis: "Okay, okay, I'm turning it off. See?" ''[He turns off the phone and sets it down. Another phone rings.]'' "That would be my emergency phone." [He looks at it.] "Aw, man! No time for dessert." Jen: "You haven't even had dinner! Can't we have five uninterrupted minutes together?" Travis: "Let me get this out of the way, and I swear, tomorrow will be all about you." Jen: "I'm gonna hold you to that." [They kiss.] Travis: "I'll make it all up to you tomorrow, Jenny. You'll see." ''[Travis walks away, and Jen sighs. Their waitress skates up.]'' Jen: "I'll take his to go."

[Jen is picking at Travis's food while she sits with Caitlin.] Jen: "Travis can't give me five minutes, but he can sign every hot girl's shirt!" Caitlin: "Autographs mean nothing. Wyatt hasn't had a lemonade all day! He's buying from somewhere else, I just know it." Jen: "C'mon, it can't be that serious. Just talk to him." Caitlin: "I can't even face him after last time." ''[Jen's phone rings. She answers.]'' Nikki: "Hey, how's Caitlin doing?" [Jen covers the phone.] Jen: [to Caitlin] "Uh, bad reception, I'm just gonna–" [Jen moves to another part of the food court.] "She's too embarrassed to go anywhere near Wyatt! We have to do something!" Nikki: "This calls for an intervention."

[Nikki and Jen have hidden behind one of the potted trees near the fountain.] Jen: "Commencing Operation: Facetime! Start dialing." [Jen and Nikki take out their phones and each makes a call.] Caitlin: [answering] "Hello?" Wyatt: [answering] "Hello?" Jen and Nikki: "Jude broke his leg by the fountain! Come quick!" [They hang up.] Caitlin: "Jude did what?!?" Wyatt: "How did he–" [Caitlin rushes over to the fountain while Jen and Nikki watch.] Caitlin: "Jude! Where is–gah!" [She spots Wyatt and starts running away.] Wyatt: "Wait! I'm so sorry about before." Caitlin: [turning away] "You said what you meant." Wyatt: "No I didn't. The kiss was amazing, but–I don't want to wreck our friendship." Caitlin: "Well, not doing anything about it is sort of wrecking it anyway, so–" Wyatt: "Maybe we should–" Caitlin: "Stop fighting and go with it?" Wyatt: "Like, on a date? I guess we could." Caitlin: "Then it's a date!" Jen: "Yes! They're talking." ''[A sound distracts them, and they look over to see Jonesy walking around in brand new basketball shoes. Strangely, the shoes are playing music.]'' Nikki: "Nice shoes. Do they come with volume controls?" Jonesy: "Very funny. Jade gave them to me." Jen: "How does she afford those? When I was a kid, I gave people handmade cards and painted rocks." Jonesy: "Guess she found them. And they just happen to be the perfect size." Nikki: "Has it occurred to you that she might be shoplifting?" Jonesy: "I can't believe you'd even think that about my little Jade!" Nikki: "Ugh, you're too blind to see it because she's got a crush on you!" Jonesy: "Well you're jealous of a ten-year-old!" ''[He storms off. Jade, watching through binoculars, chuckles.]'' Jade: "She's so mad. And he's so mine."

[Jen is sitting on a bench, waiting for Travis.] Jen: "Aw." [Her phone rings.] "Where are you? Today was supposed to be my day, all day!" Travis: "I know, I know, I'm sorry. How about lunch?" Jen: "How about forget it!" ''[She hangs up, throws the phone in the trash, and walks away. Travis calls back just as Coach Halder passes the garbage can.]'' Coach Halder: "Travis!" [He clears his throat and picks up.] "Hello? Yes, this is Coach Halder. What? Jen?" [Jen comes back.] "She's here just a second." [He hands over the phone, and Jen hangs up.] "He used to be my right-hand man, my tight-end squeeze. But now, his heart is somewhere else." [He leaves.] Jen: [growing paranoid] "Or maybe with someone else!"

[Jude skates up to the table.] Jude: "So, you guys going on a date?" Wyatt: "Yeah." Caitlin: "Uh-huh." Jude: [skating away] "Cool." [Jade, following Jude, skates up to the table while wearing sunglasses.] Jade: "Here. Now we're twinsies." [She hands Jonesy a matching pair of shades.] Jonesy: "Sweet! Thanks!" ''[Jade skates away. Jonesy puts the glasses on and smiles. Nikki stares at him accusingly.]'' "Oh come on! She found two matching pairs of really cool shades. Doesn't make her a shoplifter." Nikki: [getting up] "Fine. If you refuse to see the truth, I'll just have to prove it."

''[Jen is spying on Travis, who is taking pictures with his fans. Her phone rings.]'' Jen: "Yello." Nikki: "So, how's the day-long date going?" Jen: "It's not. He blew me off again. Travis is cheating on me, I know it! And I am so going to bust him." Nikki: "Hel-lo, jump to conclusions much? Trust me, stalking is a seriously bad idea." [A beat turns on inside Spin This, where Nikki is hiding to spy on Jade.] Jen: "Whatever. What's with the music, where are you?" [She turns her binoculars on the store.] "Huh. Well look who's stalking now." Nikki: "What? I'm just waiting for Jade to lift another present for Gonesy so I can prove I'm right." ''[Jade passes Nikki's hiding place. Jen looks back towards Travis.]'' Jen: "Well I'm going in. Over and out."

[Travis is being interviewed by the escalators by a roving mob of reporters when a man in a brown mustache, trench coat, and hat cuts in.] Jen: [disguising her voice] "Jim Jimmerson for the–news. When you're not in training, who do you hang around with?" [She prods Travis's face with the microphone.] Travis: "Who do I–hang around with?" Jen: "That's right! What's her name?" [Jen's mustache shoots off of her face and hits Travis in the eye.] Travis: "Ah! My eye!" [Jen creeps away, and the other reporters surround Travis again.]

[Jude, Jade, and Jonesy are playing games at the arcade when Wyatt walks up to his male friends.] Wyatt: "Hi guys. One hour to date time." Jonesy: "You're not wearing that, are you?" Wyatt: "Why wouldn't I?" Jonesy: "'Cause you're going on a first date? With Caitlin?" Jude: "She's all about the styling." [His game ends, and he checks his pocket.] "Aw, man, I'm out of quarters! And parental coinage?" Wyatt: "I knew a date was a bad idea." Jonesy: "C'mon! You're just a shirt, brush, and free sample of cologne away from being totally locked and loaded." Wyatt: "I need a coffee." [He leaves.]

''[Travis is by Taj Mahome Video, talking on his phone. Jen spies on him from behind a movie poster.]'' Travis: "Great. See you at the fountain at six." ''[He leaves. Jen calls Nikki.]'' Nikki: "Hey." Jen: "He's meeting the other woman at six! I bet it's that sleazy waitress." Nikki: "Talk to him already! Stalking always backfires. And don't just hang up on me–" ''[Jen hangs up. Nikki frowns and then moves on to spy on Jade, who is lifting something from Things That Beep.]'' Nikki: [stopping Jade] "Ahem, going somewhere?" Jade: "To the cash register?" Nikki: "Oh yeah, I'm so sure. The jig's up, Jade. You're coming with me." [pulling her out of the store] "I'm gonna introduce you to a rent-a-cop who will scare you straight." ''[When Nikki tries to exit the store, the alarms go off, as she is still holding the stolen goods. Ron walks up.]'' Nikki: [to Ron] "What? Jade was trying to steal this." Jade: "You're the one holding it." Nikki: "No no, only because I took it away from her!" Ron: "Blaming your misdeeds on this sweet, innocent, golden child? Pathetic." [He takes the box.] Nikki: "What? N-no-no-no, trust me, she's been stealing stuff all week for my boyfriend. My boyfriend." Ron: [grabbing Nikki] "You're going downtown, missy. Way downtown." [to Jade] "And you, stay adorable." [He drags Nikki away.] Nikki: "What? C'mon, I'm innocent! She set me up!" ''[Ron leaves with Nikki. Jude skates up to his cousin.]'' Jude: "Hey bra. Do you have any of that money the parentals left for us?" Jade: "Uh. No." Jude: "Bummer...we kinda need it to like, eat and stuff...how long can you go without food?"

''[Wyatt walks towards their meeting place dressed in a suit and tie. His hair is heavily moussed.]'' Wyatt: "Oh! Hey, Caitlin." Caitlin: [dressed normally] "Wyatt! Oh, you look so...nice!" [She sneezes.] "Is that cologne?" Wyatt: "Yeah." [Caitlin sneezes.] "Indefensible for men. Too much?" ''[Caitlin sneezes. He sighs.]'' "Shall we go in?"

''[Nikki is sitting in mall jail. She sighs, takes out her phone, and makes a call.]'' Jonesy: [answering] "This is the Jonester!" Nikki: "I need you to come bail me out." Jonesy: "No can do. Making the course nice and purty for the next singles night." Nikki: "Yeah? Well I'm in jail because a ten-year-old HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!!!" Jonesy: "On second thought, this can wait, I'll be right there."

''[Wyatt and Caitlin are having dessert at Cafe Coeur Brisé. The atmosphere is pretty poor, given that everyone is breaking up and all around them can be heard crying couples.]'' Wyatt: "So..." Caitlin: [awkwardly] "So. Why the breakup restaurant? Are you trying to tell me something?" Wyatt: "No, just a classic case of self-sabotage. Wanna...pay up and head to the mini-golf course now?" Caitlin: "Anything but this!"

''[Jen is wearing her glove costume again. She checks the time on her phone.]'' Jen: "It's almost six. Time to go to the fountain and catch Travis in the act." [She tries to get out of her costume but finds the zipper is stuck.] "Stupid zipper! Ugh, no time!"

[Jonesy runs into the mall security office.] Jonesy: "One knight in shining armor, coming up! Hey, where's Ron?" Jade: [popping up behind the desk] "He's on patrol, and I have his keys." Jonesy: "Great, so you can let Nikki out." Jade: "That's gonna cost you." Jonesy: [admiringly] "Man, you don't miss a trick. Okay, I'll give you anything you want." Jade: "I want you to be my boyfriend." Jonesy: "Anything but that." [Jade turns to go.] "Okay, okay, I'll be your boyfriend!" Nikki: "What?!?" Jade: "Woo!" [dancing] "I've got a boyfriend, I've got a boyfriend!" [She tosses the keys at Jonesy and leaves.] Jonesy: [worried] "How am I gonna get out of this?" Nikki: "Ahem! I'm the one in jail, remember?" ''[Jonesy inserts the key into the lock. Ron comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder.]'' Jonesy: "It's not what it looks like! Okay, it's sort of what it looks like!" Nikki: "Jade stole your keys! She set us up!" Ron: "Stop blaming everything on that cutie-patootie, you cockroaches!" Jonesy: "Hey, security cameras don't lie." ''[Humoring Jonesy, Ron walks over to his bank of monitors and checks the cameras. Sure enough, one of them has a video of Jade hugging Ron and surreptitiously picking his pocket.]'' Jonesy: "You got to admit, the kid is gifted." [Ron gets up and walks over to Nikki.] Ron: "I-b-it appears I owe you an-an apology. Ahem. Clearly, she's a pro." Nikki: "I'll settle for you letting me out." [Ron sets Nikki free.]

[Caitlin and Wyatt are on the course.] Wyatt: "Have you ever wondered what makes a golf green so–green?" Caitlin: [grabbing him] "Let's do this." ''[The two pull each other close and kiss. When they finish, though, they look at each other oddly.]'' Caitlin: "Um, did you feel any sparks?" Wyatt: "Maybe we should try again." [They try again and get the same result.] Caitlin: "Aren't you into me anymore?" Wyatt: "I wasn't into you the first time we kissed. I thought I was with that redhead from Huntington's." Caitlin: "And I thought I was with Bradford." Wyatt: "Maybe the only reason we felt sparks is because we thought we were kissing our dream dates." Caitlin: [happily surprised] "You mean–" Wyatt: "Yeah. The best kiss ever was all in our heads." Caitlin: "Oh, wow! No offense, but–what a relief!" [She and Wyatt laugh.] Wyatt: "Yeah. Worst date ever."

[Jen runs up to the escalators but can't stop in time and falls down them.] Jen: [bouncing] "Aah! Ah! Oh! Aaah! Ow..." Travis: [to the businessman he's speaking with] "Can we finish the interview later?" ''[Travis rushes over to check on Jen. He helps her up.]'' Travis: "Was that you in reporter costume before?" [angry] "Why are you spying on me?" Jen: "You kept blowing me off! And–I might have a teensy problem with paranoia?" Travis: [sighing] "This isn't working, Jenny." Jen: "I can do better, I swear! I just need you to give me a litle attention!" Travis: "I know, but–I don't know when I'm ever gonna have time for us. And that's totally not fair to you." Jen: "Then I guess...it's...over." Travis: "Aw, Jenny." ''[He tries to hug her, but can't find a way to get his arms around the costume. Eventually, he sighs and settles for a goodbye kiss.]'' "Um...See ya." Jen: "Sure. Absolutely." [to herself] "Don't cry. Whatever you do–" [tears welling up] "–don't–" [She starts crying.]

[Jen is sitting at the table with her friends.] Jen: [crying] "My first real relationship, and I messed it all up!" Caitlin: "At least now you know never to date a celebrity. They're so self-absorbed." ''[Nikki walks up to the table and sets a carton of ice cream in front of Jen. Jude skates up, Jade following.]'' Jude: "Go on. Tell 'em, bra." Jade: "I kinda used our eating money to buy your gifts, so...I need to return them and get the money back." Jonesy: [handing over the sunglasses and shoes] "Aw, I was just starting to break 'em in." Jade: "Wanna play mini-golf later?" Jonesy: "Nah, I kinda got canned when they found out about the makeout golf." Jade: "Fired again? What is that, like eighty-six times now? Sorry, Jonesy. I think I need a more stable boyfriend. It's over." Jude: "Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! You guys were going out?!?" Jen: [eating ice cream] "Not another breakup!" [She begins crying.] Jade: [to Nikki] "He's all yours. But if I were you, I'd aim a little higher." Nikki: "She's got a point." Jonesy: "Hey!" [He sulks.]