Sleepover Suite

Dude, this statue of London is freakin' me out. Its eyesThey follow you everywhere. As opposed to the real London, whose eyes just stare blankly into space. Come on, let's go, let's go. London's paying us to dog sit, not dog brush. I have to brush ivanna 150 times. ah, good enough. What's ivanna gonna do? Call London in Scotland and complain? [Laughs] [Cell phone rings] London: Hello? Ivanna? Hello? you know what? This is stupid. No dog wants to be pampered like this. Right, ivanna? [Buzzer] Madam, your filet tidbits and your sheep hoof. Ok, but I still say ivanna's a dog, and dog's love to fetch. Ivanna, ivanna, ivanna. Fetch. [Crash] Uh-oh! You busted London's bust. You think she'll notice? Oh, we are so in trouble. What do you mean "we"? Hey, you were here. You're an accessory. You're an idiot. Then you're an accessory to an idiot. Look, we've got to get this fixed before someone tells London. [Ivanna barks] London: Hello? Ivanna? Hello? R-orry, r-ondon. Wrong r-umber. Ruff! [Sighs] Here I am in your life here you are in mine yes, we have a suite life most of the time you and me, we got the world to see so come on down just me and you know what to do so come on down it's you and me and me and you we got the whole place to ourselves you and me, we got it all for free so come on down this is the suite life we've got a suite life Oh, I assume you're here for the barbershop quartet convention. Yes yes yes good guess, genius Ooh, good guess! That is wonderful! I love barbershop quartets. Excuse me, pardon me. Ok. We need a new microphone for the lounge. Oh, pish posh. There's nothing wrong with this one. [Chipmunk voice] Oh, yes, there is. Now, fix it, cheapskate! Alright, alright. I'll see what I can do. But first I have to check in the mellow notes. Hello hello hello hello Oh, very cute. Do you sing everything you say? Bah-doh-doh All: pretty much Oh. It gets annoying, doesn't it? Oh, well, I--I wouldn't say-- bah-doh-doh All: ooh-we-ooh Maybe a little. Ooh-we-ooh bah-doh-doh ooh-we-ooh ooh-we-ooh Wow, barbershop quartets. Oh, good. You see them, too. Ooh, I also see Stacey from school. Man, she's cute. Well, why don't you ask her out? Well, I tried that once. But I was so nervous, all that came out was [Babbling] And a little bit of gas. I'm terribly sorry, but we're completely booked for this weekend. But I really wanted to have my birthday slumber party here. I know, I am so sorry. You know what? Have a complimentary tipton pen. Why is there a girl with a bikini on it? [Gasps] Ok, wrong pen. There you are. Happy Birthday. Poor Stacey doesn't get her sleepover. Actually, she does. Don't you see? This is perfect! We can rent Stacey London's suite and use the money to fix that statue we broke. We broke? Ok, the ball broke. I don't know. Your last plan ended us up in a vat of marshmallow topping. You say that like it's a bad thing. Look You give Stacey her birthday party, get her a little gift, she'll be really grateful. I'm in! Hey, Stacey! Hi, guys. Look, we heard you need a room for your birthday. And since we live at the hotel, Cody here can totally hook you up! Really?! That is so fantabulous! [Babbling] Mom, guess what. Cody can set up the suite for me. But the manager said that there was no space. Oh, that guy? You know what? He's a temp. Why don't you talk to our, uh UhNia! I'm on a break. [Whispers] There's money involved. How may I help you? Since you are the junior activities director I am? Uh, yes. Yes, I am! Actually, I'm the senior junior activities director. Anyway, we wanted you to meet Stacey, who will be having her sleepover party this Saturday in the London suite. Which, as you know, is vacant. And we know you'll take good care of the girls because you, yourself, are a tween at heart. Right? [Laughs] Yeah, I love the kids. So, I can check in with you? Oh, yes. And don't forget, you get a 10% discount if you pay with cash. I love that! Me, too! [Laughing] Thanks, Cody. Because of you, I'm going to have the most fantabulous slumber party ever. [Babbling] [Passes gas] Girls, welcome to the London suite. [All gasping] Now, there are just a few ground rules. If you would just-- oh! Ooh! Hey! No, don't touch that painting! Put that down. Ladies, please. This is a high-class hotel, not a bouncing room. Sit! You should see the closet! It has more clothes than the mall, and an escalator! Um, you see, about that-- why are someone else's clothes in here? Uh, well It's, uhPart of the sleepover package. Yeah, the dress up option. You mean we can try these on? Sure. Why not? Thank you. I'm hungry. Let's order room service. Sure. No! Uh, you can't order room service. Uh, that's my job. What do you want? Steak! Lobster! Baked Alaska! Uh, you're getting pizza. That's good. Works for me. Mmm. Come on, Cody. There's one cute girl waiting upstairs for you. And 5 waiting for me. Look, Stacey will not be impressed unless these pants are properly pleated. Yeah, 'cause chicks dig pleats! [Telephone rings] Ya-ello. Uh-oh. What uh-oh? Don't uh-oh! What's the uh-oh? The girls want to order pizza. We don't have enough money to buy 10 pizzas. What are we going to do? Get me my pizza apron. And my pants. Hello, Carey, hello Thought I ditched-- left you guys in the lobby. What are you doing here? Boom-boom-boom-boom we're here to ask you to dinner tonight boom-boom-boom-boom the moon is up and the feeling's just right boom-boom-boom-boom ooh and when we see you, we feel so alive let's get a table for one 2 3 4 All: 5 Oh, gee, guys, I'd love to. But seriously, I've got to make dinner for my kids. You know, without me, they wouldn't eat. Tomato. Tomato. Mozzarella. Mozzarella. Pesto. What-so? A delicious blend of garlic All: oregano pine nuts, basil, olive oil a little sprinkle of Romano cheese yum yum yum All: why don't we eat here? Both: No! I'm sorry guys. I can't have dinner with you tonight. It's family night. We're goin' out. Thank you. Look, you haven't had a date in years. And now you got 4 at once. Enjoy! Keep her out as late as you want. She's old. Wait, wait, wait. We promise this date will really be tops if I'm not back by 10, call the cops Should we be worried about mom? Nah, we got problems of our own. This is great. You're going to get your money, and I'm going to get my girl. Zack, you are a genius. Oh, hi, guys! I'm back from Scotland. I hate you. Now, move your wee little hand so I can go up to my suite. No! This is your floor. No, it's not. Uh, yes it is. While you were gone, they changed all of the floor numbers. It's a metric thing. Take your floor and subtract 10. Oh, ok. Room service! Girls: I'm starving! Easy girls, easy, easy. There's plenty to go around. And I'm not just talking about the pizza. This is no time for flirting. Nia! Oof! [Whispering] Look, we have a small problem. London's back. We gotta get rid of these girls right now! Uh, ok. Don't worry. I've got it covered. Um, time to play hide and seek! Ugh, I don't want to play hide and seek. That's a baby game. I like hide and seek. You callin' me a baby? No, ma'am. Then hide. We'd better start cleaning. [Keys jingling] That's London! Quick, act natural. They did not change the floor numbers. What's been going on in here? Well, to tell you the truth We took advantage of you being gone, and all 3 of us threw a pizza party. Oh, anyway I'm home Hello, marble me! Where's marble me? Uh, we sent out your bust. To get buffed. In buffalo. Oh, thanks! Uh, no, no. We'll take that for you. Ow! What was that noise? Rats. Roaches. Uh, rat roaches! Half rat, half roach, all vicious. [Girls laughing] They giggle before they attack! [Gasps] Oh, my gosh! What will we do? Um, uh, don't worry. We called an exterminator. Why don't you stay in our suite tonight? You'll be safe there. [Girls giggling] Oh, we better hurry. Good. Now, Zack, draw my bath. Ok, but I'm better at drawing fighter planes. I already drew it. Remember, always swim with a buddy. Oh, I love duckies! Ok, guys. We have a big problem. Great, because everything was going so well before. Stacey and the girls want ice cream sundaes. Then they'll have it. Nia, get me my ice cream smock. Zack, keep London in the bath. Great, I'll go grab my snorkel. Nice try, dork-el. London: I need a loofah! Oh, wait. I'll just use this one on the stick by the toilet. Ok! Oh, wait. No, London, wait. No, don't. Cody, these sundaes are fantabulous. Are you going to stay and watch me open my presents? Of course! And I got a little present for you, too. [Doorbell rings] Um, could you get that? I'm too busy counting my money. Our money. I'll give you your present right after I answer the door. Mr. moseby, um Ivanna's done with her petty-petty. Thanks, you know. Here's a little something for your troubles. I'll take ivanna from you now. But why are you-- thank you, bye. But I--could I just-- [Door slams] Something for my troubles? What--ooh, lunch! You got me a puppy? That's so fantabulous. I'm going to call you noodles. Um, no, wait. Wouldn't you much rather have this lovely charm bracelet? You can't cuddle a charm bracelet. Huh, I can. London: I'm still not sleepy. What else can I do? I gave you a glass of water, I massaged your big toe, and I read you good night, yacht. I need my white noise machine. It makes all these soothing sounds to fall asleep to. And you're telling me this because Be a tropical rainforest. [Imitating monkey] [Imitating bird] [Yelling like tarzan] Too ape man. Do wave sounds. Whoosh! Crash! Too Hawaiian. More French riviera. Le whoosh! Le crash! Le-- this isn't working either. I need to go up to my suite and get my emu feather pillow. Uh, no, no. What about the rat roaches? You're right. I'll take you as bait. Will you hand me that napkin? Oh, no! The dog is rabid. You know what? I'll take him back and get you a new one. Silly, that's just whip cream. Right, noodles? Cody, we got a Hope you're havin' a good time. Remember, we accept tips. Excuse us. London's coming. And she'd be here already, but I spun her around a few times in the elevator. Ok, I just sent the girls on a scavenger hunt in the closet. No, London's about to go in there and look for something! Ok, but she's got to pay the $10 entry fee like everybody else. Did you say London tipton is here? Uh, yeah! She might be in the closet. Take a look! She's worth 1,000 points if you find her. Go! Ok, I'll we got to do now is keep London out of there. OhOk, is the room spinning, or is just me? Why is my room even messier than before? Uh, because I just fought off a pack of rat roaches. [Gasps] No thanks necessary. [Whispering] I'm ok. Good. Wow, that is a big closet. Did you know it has a gift shop? Who's that? Uh She's one of your exterminators. She's a kid. No, she's just small, so she can get into the tiny places. Oh, that makes sense. Wait, why is she wearing one of my dresses? Because if she wore her exterminator outfit, it'd sort of tip off the rat roaches. They're wily. Wily? My name is Betsy, and the only reason why I'm here is just for-- oh[Giggles] Oh Why did you just kiss one of my exterminators? Because she might never come back. [Dog barking] Oh, no! They've got ivanna! Oh, you can't go in there. It's not safe. That's my baby in there. Mommy's coming! This could be a problem. Stacey: I found her! That's 1,000 points. You saved ivanna. Oh, thank you, little exterminator person. Ivanna? My doggie's name is noodles. You're noodles if you think this is your dog. London, I heard you were back-- what happened in here? Rat roaches. It's disgusting. But don't worry-- the exterminators are here. Although one of them is trying to steal my dog. I can't find anything on this list. This is the worst party ev-- oh! Betsy, your boyfriend just kissed me. Betsy: Ugh! Uh-oh! It's over! Man, these chicks are meaner than the rat roaches. All right, what is going on here? Guys, hide me! I'm having the worst dates of my life. The quartet started a fist fight over me in the restaurant. [Gasps] Wha--what You broke up the mellow notes? They're the Beatles of barbershop quartets! Oh, I hardly-- you're the All: most beautiful girl in the world Guys, I can't date all 4 of you. Then pick me me me me All: Shut up! All right. Sorry. Oy I found the priceless pearl necklace! No, I saw it first! Oh, no, I did-- [nia gasps] Pearls! I got 'em! You know, I'm starting to think these rat roaches might not be real. No All right, I want the truth now. So do I. Ok, the truth is we were playing fetch when we broke London's bust. [Gasps] [Sighs] So when we heard Stacey wanted a sleepover birthday, I thought I could impress her by getting nia's help to rent out London's suite. But then London came back early because she couldn't the key to her castle, so we made up the rat roaches to get London out, and Stacey thinks that Cody gave her ivanna for her birthday and named her noodles. Cody You lied to me and made my birthday completely unfantabulous. I'm sorry, miss tipton. We'll leave now. Why? I love slumber parties! [Gasps] Let's go do each other's makeup. Meet you in lipstick land! Girls: Whoo! Well, I'm glad that worked out. Come on, Cody, let's go. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Bup, bup, bup! Not so fast. That's right. You two are grounded. And no tv, no oven for a month. You'll also return all of the money that you made tonight. As will you. I cannot believe you got involved in a scam like-- actually, I can believe it. I can't believe I blew it with Stacey. I hope you learned your lesson. Yeah. When you lie to impress a girl, all you wind up with is Pesto on your pizza apron. I thought the lesson was "only kiss one girl per party. " Unless the first one goes home. I thought the lesson was "all kids belong in military school. " You always think that's the lesson. And I pray one day you'll learn it. Carey Carey Carey Carey Oh, no. Bum, bum, bum, bum All: we're here to tell you the greatest news yet the mellow notes you love want to be a quintet ooh guys, guys, I keep telling you, it's not going to work out between us. I mean, I'm a Virgo, and you're an aquarius, capricorn, libra, and pisces. We don't mean you All: you're not getting this hat meet the new mellow note they've asked me to scat [Scatting] Good luck with that