Road Apples

[The episode begins at the sunny day in the desert. Ren and Stimpy was crawling slowly because he both too hot. Stimpy's head and Ren's back are burning.]

Ren: [groans] Stimpy, we've been crawling to this desert for months! We shall surely rush! UGGHH!

Stimpy: Oh my poor Ren! You don't need to cartoon on like this. Pulling yourself through the desert. I'll drag you. [Stimpy was dragging Ren. Fades to Stimpy was trying to take another step, until.... Stimpy was maniacally screams with his red and orange background.]

Stimpy: [screams] THAT'S IT! I can't take another step! WE'RE DONE FORRRRRR... [Back to the desert background, Stimpy faints. Stimpy's tongue feels the road. Tongue pokes on Stimpy's head and points to the road.] Hey Ren? Do you see what I see? [Ren was imagining on the island and imagine the woman cow.]

Ren: Forest? You tell me what you see?

Stimpy: Well, I see. Uh, it looks like... A ROAD! What else?

Ren: Oh yeah! RIGHT! That's what I see. A road. [giggles] A road? STIMPY! We're saved!

Stimpy: Hey Ren, LOOK! An RV is coming your way!

Ren: Do you mind? Telling me exactly what the RV is?

Stimpy: Why Ren, they are homes away from home. The good life on wheels. Just smooth sailing. It's the american dream come true!

Ren: Hmmm... HEY STIMPY, I know how to get us on that dream machine.

Stimpy: [in Deleted Scene] Well.. [chuckles] Okay Ren, but aren't you forget Um... uhhh...

Ren: Oh, excuse me, [pokes the vulture. Vulture eats his chum. Ren has a skeleton.] But don't bother, it appears that I'm going to survive. [Vulure spits the chum at Ren and flys away. Ren has a lot of chum on Ren's body. The woman screams offscreen. Fades to RV.] Okay, here's a plan, YOU are on the road and pretend to hit by a car. [Ren paint the tire track paint on Stimpy's back.] Now try to squish. [Stimpy got squished.] That's it! Now twitching if you'll be arrive. [Stimpy was twitching.] And I'll stand here where it's safe. [The RV stops at Ren and squishes Ren.]

Stimpy: Wow, confiencing twitching, Ren.

Mr. Pipe: Hot dog! That's three this week!

Mrs.Pipe: Oh look, honey. They're still alive.

Mr. Pipe: Aww, shoot! Guess I'll have to bring it in.

Mrs. Pipe: Careful, honey. Make sure you'll get a messy one.

Mr. Pipe: There you go.

Mrs. Pipe: I just love watch him twitch. [RV drives off, Fades the RV crashing the mailbox.]

Mr. Pipe: Man, you guys look hagered. Turn around, let's take a look at ya. LORDLY! [chuckles] Would you look at that sunburn? [Ren and Stimpy's back are made of sunburn] Tsk tsk. Well, you're in luck. Here's some folk reference It'll fix him right up. Blood sucking sandsnails.

Stimpy: Ahhh... oohhh...

Mr. Pipe: And you look like you can use... A nice refreshing shower! [Ren screams excitedly, Ren goes in the shower]

Ren: Hey, what kind of comforting of shower is this? It's got no nobs.

Mr. Pipe: Don't worry, I'll turn on the water. [Mr. Pipe turns on the hot water, Ren was hurting.] Now that sounds refreshing. I think I'll join them. [In deleted scene, Mr. Pipe and Ren was hurting so bad because the water is so hot. Fades to Mr. Pipe was wet] Well, how would you boys like a door of your home? [Ren and Stimpy nods "yes".] Over here, we have... a complete kitchenate and breakfast nook, a country style bath haded topyary garden, and on primoses porker shop, a daily counter, a complete beauty poterer Nail Salon, and no RV is really complete without a... Archery raid. Wow, look at the time. I'm starved. Who wants lunch?

Ren and Stimpy: FOOD!!! [runs offscreen, Cuts to Mr. Pipe, Ren and Stimpy sit in the table]

Mr. Pipe: Yes siree bob! There's nothing like a good ol' motor home cook meal. [chuckles] What's cooking, ma?

Mrs. Pipe: Well first, we have hot buttered beef.

Ren and Stimpy: Ooooh!

Mrs. Pipe: And meat on a cob.

Ren: WOW!

Stimpy: Delicious!

Mrs. Pipe: A fresh tops of giblets salad.

Ren and Stimpy: MMM-mmm!

Mrs. Pipe: Now for dessert, a beautiful head cheese Parfay.

Ren: Too much!

Stimpy: They're cool! [Ren pants]

Mrs. Pipe: Here you go, boys! Enjoy!!

Mr. Pipe: Wait, honey! Our little friends was too sun protein salad foods. What they need is... A top frosty glass of... SKUNK MILK!

Wilbur Cobb: Here ya go, last mercy.

Mr. Pipe: Here you go, boys. Drink up! [Close-up to nasty skunk milk, Stimpy smells like a skunk milk and he likes skunk milk. Stimpy drinks the skunk milk and has a mustache skunk milk ]

Stimpy: Ren, why haven't you touch your skunk milk? It's so nice and stinky. [Stimpy has a big burp at Ren]

Ren: I'm not going to drink this, because I don't like it.

Stimpy: How do you know you don't like it? Did you try it?

Ren: No, did we keep this stinky ol' milk?

Stimpy: [gasps] REN! For shame! These kind people are brought us into a motor home, and this is how we thank them? Oh well, you two would you want to. [Ren was very angry.] After all, it's your idea to come on to the RV.

Ren: ALRIGHT, I'll drink this steupid milk, if you  just SHUT UP!!! [Ren drinks the skunk milk, Ren burps. Ren chews and swallows it. Ren smiles with a skunk yellow teeth and hairy.]

Stimpy: That's a good boy.

Mr. Pipe: Well, all done? [Stimpy nods "Yes".] You know, every Din-din, it's time for all pets to go outside. Walkies walkies! I really think they wanna go out. [Ren and Stimpy are screaming, Mr. Pipe kicks Ren and Stimpy] Atta boy. Nice doggy. Heel. [Fades to RV driving, In deleted scene, they cuts to Mr. Pipe and Mrs. Pipe.] And then, the phantom stock his victims and tears them limb from limb. But not till these boredom to death with endless showbiz talk. Now you boys finished it of your hot skunk milk, and then you hit the ol' hay. [Mr. Pipe drinks the skunk milk, Ren and Stimpy drinks the skunk milk]

Ren: Yes siree, time to hit the ol' hay.

Stimpy: [gasps] REN, WAIT! Wh-wh, what about the th-th-th, the phantom!?

Ren: Oh, those stories are for roobs, eediots, numbskulls, no lifes, jerks, monwalls, dimwits, fools...

Mr. Pipe: Here's the bed, boys and your own roommate, Wilbur Cobb.

Wilbur Cobb: Now making the old days that President sir, which a king. Don't get me wrong. I worked for the best actors in showbiz. [laughs] Or able a dummies as natural good get a mustache, ya know Wilbur keeps stabbing on their records, and Jimmy cat and Dwarf put the once under my shed and, and, I- [A timecard says "Hours Later".] And, and uhh, and Bay Whiz! Taking off a nice guy chief, it is. Or a rather a bunch of had I'm all. I was coming the biggest...

Stimpy: Uhhh, excuse me, Mr. Cobb, sir. Can we please have a limb for your mouth? [Wilbur Cobb and Stimpy will hug together, except Ren. Ren looks at Mrs. Pipe, Skunk and a Moose.

Ren: [growls] Everyone is asleep except ME! UGH!! Wait, if everyones asleep, AND WHO'S DRIVING IN THE RV?!? [Ren screams, The RV dives underwater, Ren whimpers.]

Mr. Pipe: Hey! What's with all the whining!?

Mrs. Pipe: Honey, I think the animals need to go out and do my business.

Mr. Pipe: Out you go! [Mr. Pipe kicks Ren and Stimpy in the water.]

Mrs. Pipe: We don't want any to weeding your bed now, do we? [Ren and Stimpy looks at Wilbur Cobb and Ren and Stimpy rans until... Wilbur Cobb whamming Ren and Stimpy.]

Wilbur Cobb: [laughs] And on the jokes on them, I already wet the bed! [laughs] [The iris stops at Ren and Stimpy. In 1 second later, The iris was closing completely at the end of the episode.]