Ninja Roll


 * Sensei Wu: Previously on Ninjago...
 * Cole: We're gonna fight each other.
 * Misako: Find my family.
 * Zane 2.0: You will always be a part of me.
 * P.I.X.A.L.: You're igenious.
 * Nya: Sensei Wu, I may have found the ninja.
 * Cole: (Grunts)
 * Master Chen: Winner! Loser!
 * Cole: (Screams)
 * Sensei Wu: Episode 38 Ninja Roll.
 * Master Chen: Skylor, Master of Amber, versus Jacob, Master of Sound. Fight! Fight!
 * Skylor: Eneie, meenie, minie, mo, catch a Jade Blade by its toe!
 * Jacob: (Grunts)
 * Sensei Garmadon: The Master of Sound's gotten stronger since the last time I saw him.
 * Jacob: (Grunting)
 * Kai: Excuse me. Excuse me. Uh, don't mean to block your view. Just passing through. Sorry, all of these temples look the same. Did I miss anything?
 * Jay: Argh. By the looks of it, you din't miss much.
 * Jacob: (Grunting)
 * Jay: Maybe we shouldn't be sitting together. I mean, the more they think we're a team, the bigger targets we put on ourselves.
 * Lloyd: Don't say that, we are a team. Sure we just lost Cole and still can't find Zane, but we're a team. Just smaller. All the more reason to stick together.
 * Kai: Skylor's fighting?
 * Sensei Garmadon: What has him so excited?
 * Jay: He had a crush on her until he found out they might be related.
 * Sensei Garmadon: Her element isn't fire. She's the Master of Amber, power of absorption. She can emulate the power of anyone she's touched.
 * Kai: You're telling me we're not related?
 * Jay: Oh, noy. Here we go again.
 * Jacob: (Grunting)
 * Skylor: (Snickers)
 * Jacob: (Grunting)
 * Ninjas: (Cheering)
 * Kai: Yes! Go, Skylor!
 * Master Chen: Winner! And loser.
 * Jacob: (Screaming)
 * Master Chen: I hope the Tournament of Elements has entertained you as much as it has me. To thank you, I wanted to give everyone jewels and untold shiny things. But then in yesterday's battle, Master Jay and Cole tried to undermine me by teaming up and refusing to fight each other. And that made me very upset. For their insubordination, all of your fancy quarters will be taken away, and tonight everyone must sleep together in the chow house. This is all. Thank you, you can go.
 * Ash: (Grunts)
 * Kai: Nice one, Jay.
 * Jay: Whoa, easy, Romeo.
 * Lloyd: Don't worry about them. We aren't here to make friends, just to save ours.
 * Sensei Garmadon: Yes, but your exclusion of others has only made enemies. Beware how you treat those around you, for they will treat you the same.
 * Cole: You can take my clothes and power, but you'll never take my super strength. (Grunting) All right, so you get that too. You're letting me go?
 * Clouse: Of course not. Your presence is required in the factory.
 * Cole: The factory? Look me up for all I care. I'm never gonna lift a finger for you, you despicable-- Aah! A noodle factory? Ha! Why din't you say so? Ha-ha-ha. This is my kind of place. Look, that's how they make the noodles. Oh, and that's the dumpling machine. And is that how you make fortune cookies? (Laughs) You know there's a fortune inside those, right?
 * Clouse: There's only one rule" No eating the merchandise.
 * Cole: No eating the merchandise? How cruel can this place be! You're evil!
 * Anacondrai Soldier: Mm. Yummy.
 * Karloff: Don't worry. After while, not so bad. Since you knew, I show you how to chop noodles.