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[D.J. and Steve walk downstairs with her chain stuck to his sweater.] Michelle: How did you guys get stuck together? Steve: Well, we were upstairs studying, and... Aaron: Studying?! Not! They were kissing! [sing-song voice] Kissy-face! Kissy-face! Team and Joey: [in the same style] Kissy-face! Kissy-face! D.J.: [over the repeated chant] Will you kids stop being so immature?! Joey: [now by himself] Kissy-face! Kissy-face...uh, there's no room for that kind of immature behavior on this team. Stephanie: My class is going to love this. D.J.: Your class? Steph, you can't use that! Stephanie: I have to. It's too goofy not to share with the world. D.J.: Steph, give me that. [She starts chasing her former roommate, pulling thread out of Steve's sweater in the process.] Steve: D.J.! D.J.!

Joey: I know you were embarrassed, but everybody gets embarrassed now and again. Michelle: Not like I was today – the most embarrassed person in the whole wide universe... ever... times ten.

[As the family watches Stephanie's tape, the following was not captured by the studio cameras (see above).]

D.J.: [chasing her sister, while the soccer team is entangled and tied up in Steve's sweater] Stephanie, there is no way! Stephanie! Stephanie! Give me that tape. Come on, I'm really serious!

Steve: D.J., I'm losing sleeve here!

D.J.: I mean it! You cannot use that! Stephanie! [wagging her finger as she appears in front of the camera] Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me!