TwiGH School Musical / Avenger Time

(Scene begins with Edward Cullen putting on makeup)

Jacob Black: (Holding Bella Swan) Bella's in danger.

Edward Cullen: The vultori?

Jacob Black: No. I'm smelling a stronger scent.

Emmett Cullen: Sorry. I don't age, but my clothes sure do.

Alice Cullen: Wait, something's coming this way.

Bella Swan: (Holding a script) The...New born vampires?

Alice Cullen: I'm sending something far more terrifying.

Emmett Cullen: (Gasps)

(Scene goes to four mysterious people coming this way.)

Troy Bolton: Hey! We're from East High. They found asbestos in our walls, so we have to transfer to your school for a while. But that's ok. I'm sure we'll fit in.

Cast: ♫ I'm sure we'll fit in, I'm sure we'll fit in we're all the same as you and him. ♫

(Crickets chirpping)

Jacob Black: And I thought I hated you.

(Scene goes to title card: "TwiGH School Musical," with "Twi" not lighting up and with a wolf howling and "GH School Musical" lighting up and with pop music playing.)

Edward Cullen: I hear they're recruiting an army of freshmen for the School Musical.

Bella Swan: Who has time for musicals (puts head on table) when there's so much moping to be done?

(Scene goes to Alice slurping a soda)

Alice Cullen: I'm having another vision! No, wait. It's just a brain freeze.

(Head goes down)

Troy Bolton: Hi, I'm Troy. Can I sit down?

Alice Cullen and Bella Swan: No!

Troy Bolton: I know what'll turn those frowns upside down- a song!

Edward Cullen: Ugh, someone put a stake in my heart.

Troy Bolton: ♫ I blame it on this weather, lose the gloom and you'll change your tune. It's that easy. ♫

Gabriella Montez: ♫ Come on, everybody, and join our choir it doesn't matter if you're a human or a vampire. ♫

Bella Swan: Oh, that's cute.

Edward Cullen: Oh, no, they're getting to you, Bella. We have to get you out of here.

(Edward carries Bella on his back only to cause Bella to hit the wall above the exit door.)

Edward Cullen: If she asks, uhh, she was hit in the head by a frisbee.

(Scene goes to Edward and Bella in the Flower Field)

Bella Swan: I can't stand it!

Edward Cullen: I know you want to be a vampire.

Bella Swan: No! I mean, this pain in my head. Are you sure it was a frisbee that hit me?

Edward Cullen: Uhh, actually, I think it was a werewolf.

Jacob Black: It was not!

Edward Cullen: What are you doing in Flower Field?

Jacob Black: Flower Field? We call this Litter Box Field.

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan: Eww!

Jacob Black: Come away with me, Bella. You won't have to become a vampire.

Edward Cullen: Stay with me, Bella. You know we were meant to be together.

Bella Swan: I'm so confused!

Troy Bolton: Who could blame you?

Bella Swan: Troy?

Troy Bolton: It's not everyday you have to choose between a werewolf...

(Scene goes to Jacob Black scratching his head with his foot.)

Troy Bolton: And a vampire.

(Scene goes to Edward Cullen eating a mouse.)

Troy Bolton: So you should really think things through.

(Scene goes to Jacob Black and Edward Cullen doing what they are doing but in sync)

Troy Bolton: ♫ You gotta, gotta, gotta think things through when your friends look like they belong on Scooby Doo. You gotta, gotta, gotta slow things down (Scene goes to Emmett Cullen turning his head and lighting his head like a disco ball) before your face becomes a disco ball that spins around. You gotta, gotta, gotta sing it out even though your friends would rather sit and mope and pout. (Scene goes to Alice and Jasper seeming all sad and gloomy) You gotta, gotta, gotta get it right but any way you cut it, both your boyfriends bite. ♫

(Edward and Jacob bite Troy's fingers)

Troy Bolton: Yeoww!

(Scene goes to Edward standing in front of a curtain)

Edward Cullen: Well, it's official, Bella's been bitten. (Short Silence) By the acting bug.

Bella Swan: ♫ You turn my frown upside down. ♫

Jacob Black: I say Troy's turning our love triangle into a love rhombus.

Edward Cullen: It's time for us to put our differences aside and kick some High School Musical butt.

(Edward knocks out Jacob's books)

Edward Cullen: Gather your pack and meet me at the Fighting Field.

Jacob Black: The Fighting Field? Oh, you mean the Outhouse Field.

Edward Cullen: Ugh, is there any place you guys don't go?

(Scene goes to the Fighting Field with both teams)

(Scene goes to the Twilight team)

(Scene goes to the High School Musical crew who are dancing to pop music)

Edward Cullen: We're going to make you regret you ever came to Forks, Washington.

(High School Musical crew stops dancing)

Troy Bolton: Forks? We were supposed to go to Lima, Ohio, and join the McKinley High School Glee Club.

Edward Cullen: Well, if you're here, then who ended up over there?

(Scene goes to the Glee club under attack by Newborn vampires)

Sue Sylvester: Newborn vampires? Aaahh!

James: Mmm! They do taste like Cheerios.

(James bites girl and segment ends)

(Segment begins with the Avengers having defeated Red Skull once again, with the Cosmic Cube in their hands.)

Thor: The Avengers have put a stop to your dastardly deeds, Red Skull.

Hulk: Why Red Skull always choose evil?

Red Skull: I don't know. I have a skull, it's red. My options are limited.

Captain America: Well, once again, the Cosmic Cube is in safe hands.

Iron Man: Careful! That thing's dangerous.

Captain America: Why is everything dangerous nowadays? I wish we could go back to simpler times.

(The Cosmic Cube grants the Captain's wish, as it changes the Avengers team back into the late sixties and scene gets old-school style.)

Captain America: What the--?! We're in the 60's!

Iron Man: Well, that's just groovy. Gimme that thing, will ya? ... Man, what was our budget back then, a dollar?

Thor: Why should you get to control the Cube?

Iron Man: Because I can be specific. I wanna return to our time, short and sweet.

(The Cosmic Cube complies to Iron Man's command to the letter as it changes Avengers team into similar animations to the Super Hero Squad Show and the background changed to buildings.)

Captain America: You had to say "short and sweet".

Hulk: Let Hulk try! Hulk know right time!

Captain America, Thor, and Iron Man: No, no, no don't!

(Too late - the Cosmic Cube changes the Avengers team into Adventure Time characters and scene goes to a forest in the Land of Ooo.)

Iron Man: I think it's fair to say we all saw this coming.

Thor: By Odin's beard! My hammer is now a lollipop!

Hulk: Hulk shape has changed!

Captain America: And my dialogue isn't nearly as clever as it usually is.

Iron Man: What time is this?

(Scene goes to title card "Avenger Time" with Hulk, Captain America and Thor holding a banner that says "With Cap, Thor, Hulk, & Iron Man". Iron Man flies through.)

Iron Man: Wheeee!

Captain America: What have you done, Hulk?

Hulk: Not sure. But Hulk feel transformation coming on.

Captain America: Good. Maybe Bruce Banner can shed some light on this.

(Hulk's legs are starting to become real long)

Hulk: Ha! Look at Hulk! (Hulk starts running) Hulk can run real far! Hulk dash!

(Hulk goes into the forest)

Iron Man: Should I bring him back?

Captain America: How? Your arms look like noodles! (wobbles his arms)

Iron Man: Me? Check out your teeth! (Scene goes to Captain America's teeth - what's left of them anyway) What are we, in England?

Captain America: Mmm. Too cheap looking-- Hey, do you guys smell waffles?

(Scene goes to a waffle monster)

Waffle Monster: (Growling)

Iron Man: A waffle monster? Hang on, I got this.

(Iron Man flies to the waffle monster)

Iron Man: Repulsor Blast!

(Iron Man shoots out a rainbow from his hands)

Iron Man: Rainbows?

(Iron Man shoots out glitter from his hands)

Iron Man: And glitter? Maybe running is a better plan.

(All yell and run away)

(Scene goes to the Avengers all tired)

Captain America: I think we lost him.

(A little gnome jumps on a tired Thor)

Gnome: Run! It's the Ice King!

(The gnome runs away.)

Captain America: "Ice King"? Maybe he can help us.

(Ice King walks and talks to Captain America)

Ice King: Did you bring me the Bubblegum Princess?

Captain America: (Talking to Iron Man) Uhh, that's not your nickname, is it?

Iron Man: Very funny.

Captain America: (Talking to Ice King) Uhh, no, actually--

Ice King: Then you are useless!

(Ice King freezes Captain America)

Iron Man: Man, can this guy ever not get frozen in ice?

(Scene goes to Captain America and then it goes to his thoughts)

Captain America: What's going on?! Who are you?!

Watcher: I am the Watcher!

Captain America: What do you watch?

Watcher: Episodes of MAD, mostly. Funny show! But sometimes I catch something called Adventure Time, which is where you and your friends are now.

Captain America: That's where we are? Hmm. What else do you see?

Watcher: I see the crews of other cartoons sitting in a deli complaining about MAD like a bunch of sissies.

Captain America: Ha! They'll be sorry, because MAD probably wins an Emmy in the future, right?

(Short Silence)

Watcher: You better get back to your friends.

(Scene goes back to frozen Captain America and he breaks out of the ice)

Captain America: Avengers Assemble!

Iron Man: What happened?

Captain America: It appears we're in a cartoon.

(Hulk comes in)

Hulk: Cartoon?

Thor: Hulk! Where hast thou been?

Hulk: Hulk spent time with Bubblegum Princess. Should probably go home now. It's complicated.

(Cosmic Cube changes Avenger Time back to the opening scene)

Iron Man: Wow. Could Marvel have any more versions of us?

Thor: I am just happy we are back.

Captain America: And may we never see those overly quirky Adventure Time characters again.

Hulk: Oh, Hulk actually bring new friends back with him.

(Scene goes to other side, where Finn and Jake are... and boy, they do look different.)

Finn: What time is it?

Jake: It's clobbering time!

(The Avengers laugh. Finn and Jake are about to approach them as the segment ends.)