The Check

The Morning Surprise



 * Breakfast!




 * Breakfast!




 * Break- [Gumball interrupts Louie. He tries to put his foot over Louie's mouth]


 * Sorry, kids. I don't have a snooze button. Come on down, now. [Louie pulls Gumball out of bed. Gumball grabs Anais, who in turn grabs Darwin. Everyone is being dragged downstairs]
 * [moaning voice] Why?
 * [moaning voice] Why?


 * Because as your new old grandpa, I wanna spend some quality time with ya!


 * I call being asleep quality time.


 * And no offense, Grandpa Louie, but I don't trust old people's taste in food!




 * [bleh] What is that?


 * It's herring surprise.


 * What's the surprise?




 * Come on, it will be fun!


 * No offense, but we don't trust old people's taste in fun, either.




 * [gasps] Cruiseship! [writes "cruiseship" in her crossword]


 * WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!




 * Come on, I even have a present for you!


 * No offense, grandpa Louie, but...




 * What the? [grabs a shoe from inside the box] How are we supposed to play with this?


 * Like so. [grabs the shoe, puts it on the ground, and starts running around it while clapping her hands. After this, the flashback ends. Louie and the kids have made it to the kitchen]


 * [sighs] I guess you won't want my present, then.


 * Nah... [sighs] Of course we do.


 * Here you go, guys. A check for being my favorite grandkids! [gives the kids the check]


 * Wow, thanks. [he sets the check on the ground and runs around it while clapping his hands]


 * Gumball, it's a check! You take it to the bank and you exchange it for money!




 * Sorry!


 * It's OK. That was all I wanted. Spend the money wisely!




 * How much is it for?


 * [gasps] 5 dollars!


 * Your thumb's in the way.


 * [moves his thumb out of the way, then gasps again] 50 dollars! [gasps again] 500! [gasps again] 5,000! [he moves his thumb again, but nothing else is on the check] Eh. Five thousand. Wait. Five thousand dollars?!


 * Make it rain! [Gumball slides his hand over the check as Darwin laughs] Maybe we should go to the bank and get it cashed.


 * No, let's figure out what to do the with the money first.




 * Are you thinking what I'm thinking?




 * We should spend it on-


 * and : [In unison with Gumball] We should spend it on making the world a better place!


 * I was going to say "VEGAS!!!" Now I feel like some sort of... I mean... Yeah. Yours is better.

Darwin's Charity Plan

 * I would use the money to set up a charity.




 * It would start out small...


 * [holds a dollar] Here, my friend. Take it.




 * Oh, don't be shy. Everyone needs human contact. [hugs the hobo]


 * [pushes back Darwin] No! I don't! Money's enough, thanks!




 * And then it would get bigger.




 * For just ninety-nine cents!




 * [On the TV] How ya doing? Feeling comfortable? That's funny. 'Cause a lot of people on this planet aren't. In fact, there's a lot of people who have it really, really bad. How does that make you feel? Are you proud? Are you still feeling good? What is wrong with you?! Give them money! Give us money so we can give it to them!
 * DO IT NOW!!! GET OFF YOUR COUCH AND DO IT!!! DO IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!




 * My charity would get bigger and bigger and it would be called the Coalition of Really Really Useful People Together. [the camera pans up to the top of the skyscraper, which shows a sign showing the acronym for the company: C.O.R.R.U.P.T. Then cut to a shot of the inside]


 * First order of business, expanding the charity so we can help as many people as possible. So, how much money have we raised?


 * Well, the TV campaign raised over three million dollars.


 * Hooray!


 * So, after paying for the offices, the media budget and the salaries for our advisers, we're left with twelve dollars and thirty cents to spend on actual charitable deeds.


 * [ahem]


 * Oh, sorry. Five dollars and twenty-nine cents. Jeff bought donuts.


 * But that's not enough!


 * Yes, but if a charity can't take care of itself, it can't take care of others.


 * But I just wanted to help people.


 * Exactly, so we need to make even more money by diversifying it to other areas such as Toxic Waste Management. [Gives Darwin a pen] We just need you to sign off on that.


 * OK! I don't see a problem with Toxic Waste Management. [As he says this, he signs a paper]




 * Uh, does anyone need any help from my charity? Maybe just a hug? Hello?



Anais's Plan For World Peace

 * I would use the money to make more money. [A computer suddenly appears] First, I would invest in a portfolio of high risk shares on the stock exchange.


 * and : [Cut back to the couch] What?


 * [Sighs, then cut to a shot of Anais in the bedroom] First, I would invest in things and when they do well, I make money.


 * and : [Cut back to the couch] What?


 * Listen. [Cut to a shot of Anais with lots of stacks of dollars] Greed minus morals times lack of empathy plus slicked back hair equals ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!!!


 * and : Oh!


 * Once I have all the money in the world, all I have to do is...


 * [Cut back to the couch] Go to Vegas!


 * No, I have to destroy it all.


 * What? Why?


 * [Cut to a shot of Anais cutting a dollar in half in a dollar-filled environment] To bring people together.




 * In my money-free world, [Cut to a shot of Banana Bob driving] you won't need a car to go to work, [Banana Bob's car vanishes, then cut to a shot of Harold painting his house] because you won't need to work to pay for material things! [Harold's house vanishes, causing the ladder he's standing on to fall, then cut to a shot of some employees on an elevator] You won't need to wear a suit to pretend you're someone you're not, [The employees' clothes vanish, leaving them naked] because everyone will be free to be one with nature.




 * We won't eat meat, we'll never fight, we'll be incapable of hurting anything ever again! It will be paradise!




 * Oh, yeah. Predators.



Gumball For President

 * I would use the money to buy a new suit and tie to become president of the world!




 * If you vote for me, I promise you a seven day weekend and state issue mobility scooters. I'll replace the water supply with soda and the sidewalks with conveyor belts AND I'll make pizza delivery the fourth emergency service.




 * Then all I have to do is put it on the Internet.


 * Gumball, have you seen how many videos of fatheads asking to be president? You'd just be another drop of dumbness in the online ocean of idiocy.


 * Do-do-do. Wait until you see my viral trump card!




 * Get's my vote!


 * I don't know what he stands for, but he sure gets my vote!




 * OK, Mr. President. So what are you going to do when everyone's so fat from eating pizza and not walking that they need a grabbing stick to grab their grabbing stick?


 * Everyone will have ROBOT SERVANTS!




 * We've had more reports of robot servants refusing to obey commands.




 * They seem to have developed a will of their own and are now violently rebelling against their owners.




 * Scientists are baffled by what people are now calling the Robolution.




 * My fellow Americans, I think we all know where this is going, so let's just skip to the end.




 * Since all our ideas end with the total destruction of humanity, why don't we just split the money?


 * OK! What's 5000 divided by 3?


 * Well, it doesn't divide equally. One of us will have to be a penny short.




 * Well, it can't be me because I deserve to be treated more equally than everyone else!




 * If you are incapable of sharing this money, then I'll take it and spend it on myself to teach you a valuable life lesson.


 * Like your father said, we need this money for more important things.


 * HEY! YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT! IT'S MINE!!


 * Not if I get to the bank first!

Invisible Car Chase To The Bank

 * HEY!!! GIVE IT BACK!! YOU'RE JUST GONNA SQUANDER IT ON FOOD AND BILLS AND ALL THE STUFF THAT KEEPS US ALIVE!!


 * Exactly! Like getting the car fixed!


 * What the..?


 * How did she do that?


 * And if she can do that, then why does she need the money to fix the car?


 * [He jumps and slides over his invisible car before getting inside it] Just shut it and drive!




 * Why isn't my invisible truck working!! Oh yeah.. [Pushes the hand break down causing the truck to immediately speed up] AAAAHHHHH!!!




 * Stop it! That reckless driving!!


 * Not without a car it's not!!! [He continues to ram Nicole car to steer it off the road while Nicole struggles] Give me the check!! We clearly don't need a car!! [Continues to push the car while sticking his hand out trying to reach the check] Give me that!!! [He reaches for the check, but gasps as he and Nicole sees Richard speeding toward them, raming Nicole's car hard enough to break her invisible wind shield and knocking her unconscious. Gumball tries to reach but didn't kept his eye on the road and speeds out of control on the pavement] AAAAAHHHHHHGGGHHH!!!!! [Gumball breaks through a picket fence and knocks over a fire hydrant before coming to a stop next to it while it sprays water on top of him. Gumball then makes noises of an invisible folding roof setting up in his car. He signs in relief at being shielded from the water.]






 * Err.. which way is the bank?


 * Take a left, and a second right.


 * Thank you! [Pulls her imaginary window back up and speeds toward the bank with Darwin in pursuit]




 * Give that back!!


 * Hey!!


 * No! It's mine!!


 * Gimme that check!!




 * Wait! Wait! [Takes out imaginary car remote and makes noises of car alarm being set. Gumball snatches the check from him and they all resume fighting for the check in front of Larry]


 * Hey guys, guys, guys!. What's the problem?


 * We were given five thousand dollars and we can't work out what to do! [Puts the check on Larry's desk]


 * Five thousand dollars between the five of you? Well, that's a thousand dollars each!


 * ,, , and : YEAH! A THOUSAND DOLLARS EACH!!




 * Wait up! Wait up! Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. [panting] I forgot the decimal point. [Puts decimal point in the middle of 5000 making it 50.00] There. [Gives the updated check to Gumball.]


 * [Groans] Fifty dollars? [Gasps] Wait!


 * ,, , and : YEAH!! TEN DOLLARS EACH!!