The Fairly OddParents: Shadow Showdown


 * Timmy Turner: Come on! Come on!
 * TV Announcer: And now - what you've all been waiting for! The season finale of Creash Nebula!
 * Timmy Turner: Oh boy! This is going to be the best Crash Nebula ever!
 * TV Announcer: Previously on Crash Nebula.
 * Timmy Turner: I know what happened! Get on with it!
 * TV Announcer: And now, the conclusion.
 * Timmy Turner: Oh boy! Huh? Noooooooooooo!
 * Cosmo: I was having a horrible nightmare!
 * Wanda: What is it, Timmy?
 * Timmy Turner: The TV's broken! And I was just about to watch the season finale of Crash Nebula!
 * Cosmo: That was my nightmare! Plus wolves and bats...
 * Wanda: Don't worry, Timmy! We'll fix the TV! After you wish it, of course.
 * Timmy Turner: I wish the TV was fixed!
 * Cosmo: Oooops.
 * Timmy Turner: What is it, guys? What's wrong?
 * Wanda: Our wands aren't working, Tommy. I can't imagine why!
 * Cosmo: They've got bats in them! Bats and wolves! Aieee!
 * Wanda: I doubt it, Cosmo. Luckily I have my Emergency Wand!
 * Timmy Turner: What's that, Wanda? It says 'in case of emergency, break glass'!
 * Cosmo: This is an emergency!
 * Wanda: All fairies have an Emergency Wand! I've never used mine, though. I wonder what will happen?
 * Cosmo: Oooh! A movie! I need a popcorn!
 * Wanda: Shhhh!
 * Oberon: Um, Oh, have you started? You're filming?
 * Titania: Hello common fairy subjects. My husband and I welcome you to this interactive training film.
 * Oberon: New-fangled magic. We had to rely on our wits in my day!
 * Titania: If one is viewing this film, one must be suffering a lack of magic. One should follow the on-screen instructions to learn how to use emergency magic wish stars. That is all.
 * Oberon: Um, yes, very good. Very good indeed. Carry on!
 * Timmy Turner: Hey! What's happening!
 * Wanda: We're in the training movie! I think it's going to teach us to use emergency magic reserves!
 * Cosmo: Wow! That was King Oberon and Queen Titania!
 * Timmy Turner: I didn't know fairies had a king and queen!
 * Wanda: We haven't for a long time. This must be a really old movie!
 * Timmy Turner: We can't stay here! We've got to fix my TV! How do we get it back?
 * Wanda: I guess we'll just have to follow the instructions. Come on Timmy!
 * Timmy Turner: What am I supposed to be learning?
 * Wanda: Let's start with the basics! And of major importance - you can talk to me and Cosmo whatever you want!
 * Como: Shouldn't that be Cosmo and I?
 * Wanda: Try talking to us, sweetie! Hi Timmy! It's great to talk, so do it whenever you want!
 * Cosmo: Talk, talk, talk! Can't a fairy get any peace? I'm only kidding! I love to talk! Look! It's Oberon! He used to be the fairy kind! Let's get his autograph!
 * Timmy Turner: Hello! My Godparents tell me you used to be royalty!
 * Oberon: Did you fairies bring your Godchild into the training film?
 * Cosmo: That's right, your ex-majesty!
 * Wanda: We're trying to fix Timmy's TV so he can watch Crash Nebula!
 * Oberon: Humprf, very well. Pay attention, Timmy! Now what was my line? Oh yes, there are times when wings just get tired. In these situations, you may need to jump. Let's find out how!! Now then, jumping is vital to getting around! Let's tackle this staircase! Good work! Now cross these treacherous bookcases! Treacherous bookcases? Who writes this nonsense? For bigger leaps, jump in the air! That's right, ignore the rules of physics and jump twice!
 * Cosmo: That's right, show us what you've got! This strange contraption is called a 'ladder'!
 * Wanda: Timmy knows that, Cosmo. Just run into it to climb!
 * Cosmo: Wow! It's Titania! That means I've completed my eye-spy book of ex-fairy-royalty!
 * Wanda: Let's go see if she's in a bad mood like Oberon was!
 * Timmy Turner: Hi there, ex-fairy-queen Titania! Teach me stuff!
 * Titania: Well! One is shocked! Do children no longer have manners?
 * Cosmo: Not any more! TV has taught them that manners just waste time!
 * Wanda: Sorry, your fairy-ship. Maybe you could teach us about emergency wish stars anyway?
 * Titania: Humpf. If one more must. But one will complain to the appropriate authorities! Ahem! Collect three stars to gain one wish! It's as simple as that!
 * Cosmo: I don't see any stars!
 * Titania: Wish stars can be frisky! You may have to sprint to catch them! Off you go, filthy little child!
 * Cosmo: I thought it was a chocolate star. Oh well!
 * Wanda: There's a second star! Being in a training film is strange - I feel as though I'm being watched!
 * Titania: Wish star out of reach? Try standing on something!
 * Wanda: That box looks movable!
 * Cosmo: Grab on, then push or pull to move the block!
 * Wanda: Grab the star, Timmy! Two down, one to go!
 * Cosmo: I don't see a star, but that switch looks interesting! We're almost there! Not much more to learn!
 * Titania: Can you find your star? Search everywhere, and bounce any switch you see! What's the worst thing that could happen?
 * Cosmo: That's my motto!
 * Wanda: Switches do all kinds of things, Timmy, such as opening doors or moving objects. To press a switch, bounce it from the air!
 * Cosmo: That worked! A bookcase moved revealing a star!
 * Timmy Turner: I have three stars! How do I wish?
 * Wanda: In the usual way, Timmy!
 * Cosmo: Yeah, move your mouth to make 'words'!
 * Timmy Turner: Well, okay, I wish that I was back in front of a working TV, watching Crash Nebula!
 * Wanda: Oh dear, I'm sorry, Timmy, but wish stars simply aren't that powerful!
 * Cosmo: Think everyday wish, not Sunday best wish!
 * Timmy Turner: Um, so what can I wish for?
 * Titania: You must wish for a magical catapult, with which to activate the magic targets. When activated, these targets allow the pupil to leave the training arena.
 * Cosmo: Wow, she's so bossy.
 * Timmy Turner: If that's the only way out of here - I wish for a magic catapult.
 * Wanda: Good work, Timmy! You can have up to three wishes at once, but you can only use them one at a time! Remember that!
 * Cosmo: Now punish these targets so we can get out of here! It's like a final exam, only fun!
 * Wanda: Wishes are great - but remember, wishes take star power!
 * Oberon: Well done, fairy fellow! I mean, fellow fairy! You have passed basic training!
 * Wanda: Well done, Timmy! You passed training!
 * Cosmo: Now to find out what's up with out magic and your TV!
 * Timmy Turner: Can emergency wish stars fix my TV? I've only missed half of Crash Nebula!
 * Wanda: We really have to find out why our magic isn't working, Timmy! We should visit Fairy World!
 * Cosmo: But the TV listing says that Crash Nebula is on again tomorrow!
 * Timmy Turner: Great! I've got twenty four hours to fix my TV!
 * Wanda: There's no time to lose! To Fairy World!
 * Timmy Turner: Um... This looks like Fairy World, but it's even stranger than usual!
 * Cosmo: Oh no! Something's wrong!
 * Wanda: Shhh! You don't want Jorgen Von Strangle to hear you! Just in case this is our fault!
 * Cosmo: I'm not scared of Jorgen Von Strangle!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Are you sure, puny fairy?
 * Cosmo: Eeek!
 * Timmy Turner: Hey, we didn't do anything this time!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: I'm considering blaming you anyway, tiny Timmy Turner. But you are lucky - I already have a suspect.
 * Wanda: Mr. Von Strangle, sir, we've lost our wish granting powers. We came here to find out why.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: All fairies are without their powers. My muscular intellect suspects that it has something to do with the missing Royal Jewel.
 * Cosmo: That's okay then. Oh no, wait - that's the worst thing that could happen!
 * Wanda: Oh dear. Cosmo's fused.
 * Timmy Turner: Royal Jewel? Stolen? Why's that so bad?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: The Royal Jewel has tremendous magical power. It is the second most powerful magic known to fairies.
 * Timmy Turner: And am I guess that it's fallen into the wrong hands?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: This is embarrassing, but I must ask for your help, tiny Timmy Turner.
 * Timmy Turner: Well, okay. Anything to fix my TV. What do you want?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: You must first rescue Fairy World from a devious peril. Come with me and I will show you.
 * Timmy Turner: So, we've got to try to recover a stolen magic gem.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle : My prime suspect is a Jester named Quince. He worked for Oberon and Titania, our old king and queen. They recently fired him.
 * Wanda: So Quince stole the jewel as revenge for losing his job?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: He took his jesting very seriously. Now he is causing havoc in Fairy World, demanding his old job back.
 * Timmy Turner: So we have to fix the stuff in Fairy World, find the jester, and stop him!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: With my expert management skills, even your puny trio should succeed.
 * Timmy Turner: ow exactly is Jorgen 'managing' us?
 * Wanda: By leaving us to manage by ourselves, sweetie!
 * Cosmo: I didn't get any of that! Let's do stuff and see what happens! This fountain spouts clubs! Weird!
 * Wanda: Quince must have stolen these clubs from some helpless playing cards - the fiend!
 * Timmy Turner: Then we should find a way to get those cards their clubs back.
 * Wanda: Look, there! An emergency wish star! One star down! Two more and we can grant a wish!
 * Cosmo: Two stars! That's one each, except for Wanda! I see a wish star on top of that house! Wait - I see a wish star!
 * Timmy Turner: Okay! I've got three wish stars - fairies, do your stuff!
 * Wanda: We need a little more information than that, Timmy!
 * Cosmo: I need a lot more!
 * Timmy Turner: If we're going to rescue all those poor club-free cards, we'll need something for transporting suits...
 * Cosmo: Like a suitcase.
 * Wanda: Maybe some sort of playing card suit restoration gizmo-thingy?
 * Timmy Turner: Okay! I wish for some sort of playing card restoration gizmo-thingy!
 * Cosmo: I had one of those when I was a little fairy!
 * Wanda: Now you're a lot of fairy! Now you can carry playing card suits from suit fountains!
 * Cosmo: Duh! How else would a playing card restoration gizmo-thingy work?
 * Timmy Turner: Check it out! If I use my card spray gizmo here, I can stock it with clubs!
 * Wanda: Then you'll have to take the clubs to blank cards!
 * Cosmo: But the gizmo can only hold so many clubs! If you run out, refill a a mountain!
 * Wanda: There are the clubless cards! The poor dears!
 * Cosmo: Voila - Bridge! Four no trumps! I like the way this jester thinks!
 * Wanda: There's the Moo-nicipal town hall!
 * Cosmo: It's for cows only, so we don't need to go inside. But be sure to look at it, because it look someone ages to build! We need parallelograms! I mean diamonds!
 * Wanda: That card needs diamonds!
 * Cosmo: Ooh! Ooh! We have diamonds!
 * Timmy Turner: What's this place, guys?
 * Wanda: This is the Square Market, Timmy.
 * Cosmo: Where are all the fairies shopping for the latest squares?
 * Timmy Turner: I guess the Moo-nicipal cows must have evacuated everyone after Quince went crazy...
 * Cosmo: What kind of jester stops people from shopping?
 * Wanda: A sticker! They don't do anything, but they're fun to collect!
 * Cosmo: I'm sure something used to be behind this gate...
 * Wanda: There used to be some rainbow stepping stones and bridges!
 * Timmy Turner: And I'll bet that insane jester Quince is on the other side, right?
 * Wanda: He must be, Timmy - this is the action of fiendish vandal!
 * Cosmo: He'll suck my blood.
 * Timmy Turner: That's a vampire, Cosmo.
 * Cosmo: An insane vampire vandal jester fiend from the other side?
 * Timmy Turner: Come on - let's find a way to fix the stepping stones before Cosmo uses up his entire vocabulary.
 * Wanda: If I remember right, this path leads to the fairy dairy!
 * Cosmo: Yay! More cows Oh, let's go say hi to the cows!
 * Wanda: Elves! Call the elf-sterminator!
 * Timmy Turner: So this is the fairy dairy! Who's this guy?
 * Dairy Fairy: Mooooo!
 * Cosmo: Hey says he's the Dairy Fairy!
 * Wanda: He worked with the cows for so long, he speaks like they do!
 * Timmy Turner: That's not too weird...
 * Dairy Fairy: Moo!
 * Cosmo: Moo?
 * Dairy Fairy: Moo!
 * Wanda: He says his three cows are missing from the cow shed!
 * Timmy Turner: I assume that he wants our help, then.
 * Dairy Fairy: Moo!
 * Cosmo: The cows have been squared away from their shed by Quince?
 * Wanda: And the cow shed activities the rainbow bridges?
 * Timmy Turner: 'Moo' means all that?
 * Cosmo: It's all in the context. Context and nuance. There is no escape, little star! Oooh, this star's really pointy! It must be new!
 * Wanda: These floating cards are strange, but they sure can be useful! Two stars down, one to go! You've collected three stars, so we can grant a wish!
 * Timmy Turner: I wish I was a cowboy!
 * Cosmo: I'll do this one! I'm a cow expert!
 * Timmy Turner: Cosmo, haven't you ever seen a cowboy movie?
 * Cosmo: Oh yeah! I watch the Bovine Adventure channel all the time!
 * Wanda: I think it's perfect! Fairy cows are very safety conscious, and always look after their calves!
 * Timmy Turner: So they'll follow me when I wear this ridiculous outfit? Well okay...
 * Cosmo: I did good again! Go Team Cosmo!
 * Wanda: If you wear your Cow-Boy suit, the cow will follow you!
 * Cosmo: You should wear it anyway! It's cool!
 * Wanda: This looks like a switch! But how does it work?
 * Cosmo: I've seen these on TV! Cow activated switches! A cow elevator! Te Dairy Fairy thinks of everything!
 * Wanda: You can transport cows by leading them onto the platform, then bouncing the switch!
 * Cosmo: There you go, Dairy Fairy! One slightly confused cow!
 * Dairy Fairy: Moo!
 * Wanda: Yes, that should restore a rainbow stepping stone!
 * Timmy Turner: Come on guys, we've got two more cows to herd!
 * Cosmo: Here's a cow!
 * Wanda: She looks homesick!
 * 'Diary Fairy: Moo!
 * Timmy Turner: Yes, yes, we know you're happy.
 * Cosmo: One more cow to go!
 * Wanda: A cow on a barn! What's next?
 * Cosmo: Stay calm! We are here to help!
 * Timmy Turner: That's all the cows!
 * Cosmo: And look! A weird sparkly trail of magic! That happens all the time in Fairy World.
 * Wanda: It's fixing the rainbow! I guess we did good!
 * Dairy Fairy: Moo!
 * Wanda: That's okay, Dairy Fairy! A sticker! They don't do anything, but they're fun to collect! Those hold the fairy world color vats!
 * Cosmo: If anything's happened to them, our color could be in danger!
 * Timmy Turner: I've got a feeling I'm gonna need a wish!
 * Wanda: The mighty color factories - without them, life would be very grey.
 * Timmy Turner: Something tore this place up pretty bad...
 * Cosmo: What if we can't get the color back?! Without my green hair I won't be handsome!
 * Wanda: Don't worry, hon - one good wish should fix it - once we have enough stars.
 * Cosmo: A star in the hand... is good! Whoa! Who lit a fire under that star's pointy bits? Two stars! Do you feel their power? I speak elf! meeowwwuuuggghhh! No, he won't listen! Back off elf! Back off I say!
 * Wanda: That's the problem with elves... They're so elfish! These guys are bad for your elf! Boy, that's a smart star - forcing us to use the playing card suit restoration gizmo-thingy!
 * Timmy Turner: I need some way to fix the color factory, guys!
 * Cosmo: I have an idea! No wait - it's gone!
 * Timmy Turner: We need a tool that can fix anything!
 * Wanda: Then why don't you wish for a Repair-O-Tron?
 * Timmy Turner: A what?
 * Cosmo: It's a fairy tool. We don't like effort, so we have Repair-O-Trons to fix stuff!
 * Timmy Turner: Okay... I wish for a Repair-O-Tron!
 * Wanda: You'll be able to use the Repair-O-Tron to fix broken things - we'll yell when we see any!
 * Cosmo: I'm might just yell anyway! Wheeee! Oh, look at the green vat! All that lovely green! Climb up and Repair-O-Tron it! Green! Lovely green! All the green stuff will be back!
 * Wanda: Good work! Yellow things will be yellow agin! Like chickens!
 * Cosmo: Oooh, a sticker! Collect the set! Agh! A broken pipe! That jester will pay for this! Fix it, Timmy!
 * Wanda: We should be able to use the Repair-O-Tron to fix the red color vat!
 * Cosmo: Yay! We restored all the color!
 * Wanda: That should rebuild at least some of the stepping stones!
 * Cosmo: Plus, as if by magic, we can ride this rainbow slide back down to the ground! Whee! I'm funnier than this jester! Aren't I?
 * Wanda: If the market was open I could do some square shopping...
 * Cosmo: Check your sticker album to view your stickers!
 * Wanda: It's the good thing the Fairies have Moo-nicipal cows for emergencies like this! You made it! Quick, spray the clubs on the card! Good job! These are very rare!
 * Cosmo: They let you watch movies! How great is that?
 * Wanda: We'll stick with you, Timmy! There are only twenty more crowns to find!
 * Cosmo: That means you're already found... um... lots!
 * Wanda: Wow! You've found all the crowns in Fairy World!
 * Cosmo: That'll annoy the fairies! They like their clown coins!
 * Wanda: We're here! Where is he?
 * Cosmo: Oh jester! Jestery jestery jestery!
 * Quince: Tralala! Here I am!
 * Timmy Turner: Are you Quince? The ex-royal jester?
 * Quince: Hey nonny nonny! I mean, yes, thy frumious bandersnatch!
 * Cosmo: Give it up, jester! You're not funny and you're coming with us!
 * Wanda: You have to give back the Royal Jewel and stop this nonsense!
 * Quince: Jewel? Nonsense? Not funny? I'm positively mimsy with outgrabe! I just want my job back!
 * Timmy Turner: I guess it's a fight then. Why's it always fighting?
 * Cosmo: Well, it's better than talking to this weirdo!
 * Wanda: The switch changed the fountain's suit! He's calling elves to hurt you! Hit them with card suits!
 * Quince: Hearts! Now to smarter you!
 * Cosmo: Ooof! Careful, Timmy!
 * Wanda: Is there no end to the elvish horde?
 * Quince: Truculent mome raths! Frabjous diamonds! Snicker-snack! Try vorpal spray has mortally wounded poor Quince! Some beamish Spades!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: I see that you have apprehended the despicable criminal.
 * Quince: I'm not a despicable criminal, I'm a despicable jester!
 * Cosmo: So do something funny!
 * Quince: Lady Titania! Lord Oberon! Callooh, callay! Have you come to give me my job back?
 * Titania: One commands you to be silent, you miserable jump of earwig wax.
 * Quince: Von Strangle! Here is the thief! Where is the jewel?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Where is the jewel, you miserable jump?
 * Quince: What jewel?
 * Titania: The Royal Jewel you stole, you pathetic speck of thieving termite dribble!
 * Quince: I'm not a thieving dribble, I'm a dribbling jester!
 * Cosmo: You still haven't done anything funny!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: I will question the suspect. He is puny - he will talk.
 * Oberon: I'm making you personally responsible for recovering the jewel, Von Strangle! See to it!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Come, Timmy Turner, Come, incompetent fairies. Follow me!
 * Timmy Turner: Where are we now?
 * Wanda: This must be Jorgen's base of operations.
 * Cosmo: So... many... screens! Can't... stop... watching... TV!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: The jester does not have the jewel. Someone else must have stolen it.
 * Timmy Turner: I'll bet that stolen jewel is to blame for you guys for losing your powers - and for my TV going kablooey!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: I will continue with my investigation. I will locate the thief. But I require a back-up plan.
 * Timmy Turner: What do we do?
 * Wanda: There's only one magical object more powerful than the Royal Jewel!
 * Jorgen Von Strange: That is correct. There is the magic Fairyversary muffin recipe. I will entrust it to you, but you must catch it first!
 * Cosmo: Wow! Look at that recipe go! I think he's had too much sugar!
 * Wanda: Quick, Timmy! Catch it!
 * Cosmo: Ooooh! This is the fabled fairy Magic Muffin recipe! Look, there's some stale dough on one corner!
 * Wanda: Be careful with it, Timmy - billions of years old!
 * Cosmo: Billion year old dough? Urgh!
 * Wanda: I meant the scroll, Cosmo. Let's take it to Jorgen!
 * Timmy Turner: We found the recipe, Jorgen!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: I am not impressed. Go, tiny Timmy Turner - Take the recipe, collect the ingredients, and bake a magic muffin.
 * Timmy Turner: Only oven-baked treats can save TV!
 * Cosmo: Oooh, that looks delicious!
 * Wanda: Pixie Sugar, Mooncalf Milk, a Phoenix Egg and Super Strong Hair Raising Flour! Where are we going to get ingredients like that?
 * Timmy Turner: There's only one place I can think of! Internet! I've ordered all the ingredients, from the only store that had them. And there's only one of each in the store! We got lucky!
 * Cosmo: That's a new experience!
 * Timmy Turner: And... there! Now to wait! Yay! Thank goodness for the one second delivery guarantee!
 * Delivery Man: Weird stuff delivery for Timmy Turner!
 * Vicky: I'm his babysitter! I'll take those!
 * Timmy Turner: Oh no! Vicky! She's gonna eat my ingredients!
 * Wanda: Quickly, Timmy! Get down there!
 * Vicky: What's this trash? Flour, sugar, an egg... Ooh, milk! I am kind of thirsty!
 * Mr. Turner: Did you say sugar? I need some sugar to power my newest invention!
 * Mrs. Turner: And I just ran out of flour!
 * Vicky: Here you are, Mr. and Mrs. Turner! It belongs to Timmy!
 * Mr. Turner: I'm sure he won't mind!
 * Mrs. Turner: Well, we raised him to be generous!
 * Timmy Turner: I lost the sugar, the flour and the milk. But the egg is still okay!
 * Vicky: Hmm. I must be losing my touch!
 * Cosmo: Did you get them back? I bet you did!
 * Timmy Turner: All the ingredients are gone, Cosmo. What are we going to do?
 * Wanda: There are no more in the store. But don't give up, Timm!
 * Cosmo: Yeah! We've got hours before Crash Nebula comes on! We've got plenty of time to go on bizarre adventures and find the ingredients!
 * Timmy Turner: We'd better go talk to Jorgen!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: That did not go so very well!
 * Timmy Turner: How do you know?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: I was watching on one of my many fairy control screens.
 * Crash Nebula: Oh. I don't suppose they show Crash Nebula?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: No.
 * timmy Turner: Thought not.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: You can use them to locate your missing ingredients. Move to a screen with an image, and activate it.
 * Mr. Turner: Oh boy! Time to check in one of the Home Improvement channel! And better still, my latest invention can do all that strenuous TV stuff! Robot! Channel fifthteen thousand and six please!
 * Timmy Turner: This should be a cinch! The Pixie Sugar muffin ingredient must be in the fuel tank on Dad's robot's back!
 * Cosmo: I always love your Dad's dumb inventions!
 * Wanda: I be he'll how to get the sugar. Wake him up!
 * Timmy Turner: The magic TV signal must be making him sleep. How do I wake him up?
 * Cosmo: The easy way! We'll take you into his dream! You can wake him up from the inside!
 * Wanda: Great plan, cutie!
 * Timmy Turner: Whoa! Guys, is this what my Dad dreams about?
 * Wanda: It's pretty weird, Timmy. But dreams tend to be weird!
 * Cosmo: Wow, that's pretty weird!
 * Timmy Turner: Dad's dreaming about a giant robot? What does that mean?
 * Cosmo: It means he likes giant robots! I mean, who doesn't?
 * Wanda: Let's concentrate on the job at hand, boys waking your Dad up, Timmy!
 * Timmy Turner: And how do we do tat?
 * Wanda: We need to shock him awake! I suggest wrecking his dream!
 * Timmy Turner: You mean destroy that robot?
 * Cosmo: Sure! It's not real! He can dream it again if he wants!
 * Timmy Turner: Okay, let's whip up some wishes and break Dad free of that strange TV magic!
 * Wanda: A suit! But there's no-one in it!
 * Cosmo: Uh, yeah, it's creepy! Let's make a wish!
 * Wanda: This must be your Dad's steam of consciousness!!
 * Cosmo: Oooh, streamy!
 * Timmy Turner: We have to get down the river to reach the robot. But this boat doesn't look very sea-worthy!
 * Wanda: It's as if your Dad's subconscious is conflicted as to whether it helps us wake him or not!
 * Cosmo: Yeah! He made us a boat, but out of weird stuff!
 * Timmy Turner: Can we make this boat more... boatlike?
 * Wanda: Sure, Timmy! This is a dream! We simply need to simulate the parts of your Dad's brain that want to wake up!
 * Cosmo: Yeah, what she said!
 * Timmy Turner: Well, I'm no brain surgeon, but if you think it'll work, I'll give it a try!
 * Wanda: Your Dad's head is... full of stars!
 * Cosmo: Ch-ching! If Dad's dream of stars, do stars dream of Dads?
 * Timmy Turner: Guys, what should I wish for?
 * Wanda: We need to get past that spooky empty suit! What are suits scared of?
 * Cosmo: Coat hangers? Dry cleaners? Gold Courses?
 * Timmy Turner: Moths! Suits fear moths! Moths eat suits, that's suit 101!
 * Cosmo: And moths are drawn to light!
 * Timmy Turner: I wish for light!
 * Cosmo: Hey! My good idea bulb! I need that!
 * Wanda: But you so rarely use it! You can lead moths with it, Timmy, and also see in dark areas! Moths are attracted to light. So you can lead them with your idea Bulb! We can use Cosmo's idea Bulb to lure a moth here!
 * Cosmo: Here you are, Mr or Mrs. Moth! Dinner time!
 * Wanda: This is one of your Dad's deep dreams!
 * Cosmo: Deep dreams are where all the really weird stuff comes from!
 * Timmy Turner: And we should be able to wake part of Dad's subconscious here?
 * Cosmo: That's right! Look for a machine that looks like a metaphor! We can use it to stimulate your Dad's brain into dreaming better boat!
 * Timmy Turner: What does a metaphor look like?
 * Wanda: Just look for a machine, Timmy. Use Cosmo's idea bulb to lure the moths, and keep going! The moth likes that light better than yours!
 * Cosmo: Why, you ingrate!
 * Wanda: This switch switches the light!
 * Cosmo: It's a switch-light switch!
 * Wanda: Where are your mothballs now, Mr. Suit?
 * Timmy Turner: What's this?
 * Cosmo: It's a dream representation of part of your dad's brain!
 * 'Timmy Turner": I don't understand. How do you guys know the stuff?
 * Cosmo: All fairies are trained in the ways of the human mind! Exept me!
 * Timmy Turner: So I guess this lever wakes this part of Dad's brain up.
 * Wanda: You learn fast! You've re-calibrated your Dad's brain! He should be thinking of a better boat, now!
 * Cosmo: Well, that's a crummy boat.
 * Wanda: We need to stimulate more of Dad's brain! Grab it! Got one! Two to go... Sorry, little star - but we need you!
 * Cosmo: Ooh! Only one star 'til wish time!
 * Timmy Turner: We need a way past that huge metal block we saw.
 * Wanda: It looked very heavy.
 * Cosmo: Oooh, metal is heavy! One time I dropped a pan on my foot! Ooh, I never did that again! Except for the other times I did.
 * Timmy Turner: Metal's heavy - and also magnetic! I wish for an ultra powerful super magnet!
 * Wanda: Oh dear. We've made a mistake, Timmy!
 * Timmy Turner: Are you kidding? This is great, guys!
 * Cosmo: But it's not an ultra powerful super magnet!
 * Wanda: It's a powerful ultra magnet! Nooo!
 * Timmy Turner: Guys, it's great! Stop moping! We've got work to do!
 * Wanda: Now you can move this metal block with your ultra magnet! What's the theme of this deep dream?
 * Cosmo: Caves, Wanda! Caves and metal! Everyone dreams of caves and metal!
 * Timmy Turner: It seems pretty big!
 * Cosmo: Wow, your Dad doesn't skimp on his dreams! He's committed!
 * Wanda: It looks as though your magnet will come in handy here!
 * Timmy Turner: Great... let's go smack Dad's brain some more!
 * Cosmo: See that junk Timmy? Running around?
 * Wanda: Use your magnet to suck it up! Then you can shoot it back out!
 * Cosmo: Princer alert? Would that be burgundy or...? Oh, never mind - princer! Suit meet moth! Moth meet suit!
 * Wanda: A sticker? In your Dad's dream? Excellent! Magnet up the junk, then split it back out!
 * Cosmo: Junk! Magnetronid it!
 * Wanda: The boat's coming along nicely!
 * Cosmo: Yeah, one more brain surge should do it! Ah, you nasty pointy little thing!
 * Wanda: Keep it up!
 * Cosmo: This star smells like eggs!
 * Timmy Turner: There's a workbench near a passage to one of Dad's deep dreams - but it's too low!
 * Wanda: Maybe it would be higher if it wasn't asleep!
 * Cosmo: Now you're talking my language!
 * Timmy Turner: I'm willing to give it a go! I wish for something loud! Cool! A klaxon!
 * Cosmo: Aw! I was hoping for a stadium full of football fans! They're loud!
 * Wanda: But not very portable, Cosmo. Timmy, your klaxon will wake up sleepy objects!
 * Cosmo: It's a super-irritating action klaxon!
 * Wanda: This one looks like a good dream - for your Dad, anyway.
 * Cosmo: Does your Dad like tools? I can't tell!
 * Wanda: But some of the tools seem lazy. Don't forget to use your klaxon!
 * Cosmo: The sleepers must awaken!
 * Timmy Turner: Okay! I must ignore all the weirdness! I've got to shock my Dad's brain into useful boat-improving activity!
 * Wanda: That toolbox thing is asleep!
 * Cosmo: Stand on it then klaxon it! It's kinda like walking up your parents on Saturday morning!
 * Wanda: Pincers! Avoid its nippy... pincers!
 * Cosmo: Aieee! Tiny jaws of dooom! Hey, suit thing! You won't be so smug when we set a moth on you! And on tonight's menu - old clothes! They're yummy!
 * Wanda: You have nearly all the crowns here!
 * Cosmo: Twenty to go!
 * Wanda: The boat's finished! That's much better!
 * Cosmo: But we need fuel! Head for the cortex-portal thingy!
 * Timmy Turner: Okay... so we need to power the boat with fuel?
 * Cosmo: That's right! We need to get into your Dad's central thinking cortex thingy! That's where all the brain fuel is!
 * Timmy Turner: Please - no surgery!
 * Wanda: Don't worry, hon - we just enter via the portal!
 * Cosmo: But you can't fly - and cortexes must be flown through! A fairy has to do it! That's us!
 * Wanda: Who do you want to suck fuel from your Dad's brain? Me or Cosmo? We made it to the giant robot!
 * Timmy Turner: If we destroy it, Dad'll wake up! So, how do we do that?
 * Cosmo: I was hoping you'd have a plan!
 * Wanda: Me too!
 * Timmy Turner: Luckily, it hasn't seen us yet...
 * Robot: Bzzzt. Security Alert process initiated. Scanning. Tiny life-forms detected. Bzzzt.
 * Timmy Turner: Oh dear...
 * Robot: Bzzzt. Subroutine activated. Source code: Stomp. Initiating stomp module. Destroy tiny life-forms!
 * Wanda: Run! A huge wrecking ball! With a switch!
 * Cosmo: Hey, that's generous! Maybe Timmy's Dad wants to be awakened up! Hey, that got him! Quick, hurt him somehow! Take that, you glorified pylon! He's big! This is a really big dream!
 * Robot: Bzzzzzzt! Unit sustaining damage.
 * Mr. Turner: Timmy! How many times have I told you not to break my giant robot inventions into a thousand pieces!?
 * Timmy Turner: Come on, Dad, it's not that bad!
 * Mr. Turner: Ego! In turmoil! Must... wake... up!
 * Timmy Turner: Dad?
 * Mr. Turner: I just had the strangest dream! You were there, Timmy! And you were a very naughty figment of my overstressed imagination!
 * Timmy Turner: Dad, I need the sugar from your robot.
 * Mr. Turner: Ohhhh! You like it, Huh? It's the next inevitable phase in essential technology for very lazy people: voice activated remote control robots! You command it using the code words!
 * Timmy Turner: Which are?
 * Mr. Turner: Give me some sugar, baby! I'm going to my den to sulk have a tantrum. But do as I say, not as I do!
 * Wanda: Your dad sure loved his robot!
 * Timmy Turner: I had the traumatize him, but I got the Pixie Sugar!
 * Cosmo: And where parents are concerned, it's getting what you want that counts!
 * Timmy Turner: We need a Phoenix Egg to make a magic muffin, but the only one available on the internet is smashed to smithereens!
 * Cosmo: Thanks to Vicky!
 * Wanda: Where we can find the another one?
 * Timmy Turner: Wait! I remember where I saw a Phoenix Egg! There's one in an old Crimson Chin comic!
 * Wanda: Say no more!
 * Timmy Turner: That's it! Issue 133 - part twenty seven of The Dark Phoenix Egg Saga... 'Chin Alone!' A classic issue! The evil H20lga is flooding Chincinnati! But why? You'll soon find out, Crimson Chin! Prepare for the power of the Phoenix Egg! No! My Chintastic powers... draining... into that fiery egg! And as soon as Chincinnati is flooded, I'll destroy this egg! And with it the power of the Crimson Chin! HAHAHAHA!!!
 * Cosmo: Wow! Can the Chin survive this peril?
 * Timmy Turner: That's up to us, Cosmo! let's go!
 * Cosmo: So what happens in this issue, Timmy?
 * Timmy Turner: H20lga uses the Phoenix Egg to siphon off the Crimson Chin's chintastic powers!
 * Wanda: So what's with all the water?
 * Timmy Turner: Aha! In order to destroy the Chin's powers forever, Olga needs enough water to quench the fiery egg! So she takes over Chincinnati waterworks and floods the city with Chintonite-polluted water!
 * Cosmo: So the water's evil?
 * Timmy Turner: Even one part per gazillion in water could be harmful to me!
 * Wanda: It'll be good not to fall in, then.
 * Cosmo: I can see the waterworks!
 * Wanda: I don't see a way inside... The entrance is submerged!
 * Timmy Turner: H20lga must be using the famous Chincinnati giant faucets to flood the city! A plan fiendish in its unlikelihood!
 * Cosmo: If we could turn the faucets off, would that help?
 * Wanda: Or block them up, Captain Cosmo! If we stop the flow of water, the waterworks entrance will be revealed!
 * Timmy Turner: That sounds like a super plan, fairy sidekicks! It's time to use the faucet!
 * Wanda: This'll help you find wish stars!
 * Cosmo: Super Bounce Pants! They increase the range and strength of your bounce attack! Bye bye, crown coins! I'll miss you! Spring for longer! Zoom! La-la-la... That was my sound effect! Look, a star!
 * Wanda: Got it! Now find two more! Are we catching stars or rescuing them?
 * Cosmo: We've got the three stars if you count me! Two if you don't.
 * Timmy Turner: This place hasn't been designed with the jumping ability of ten-year-olds in mind!
 * Wanda: Our next wish should probably take that into account...
 * Cosmo: There's no place to hide, little star!
 * Wanda: Three stars! Ch-ching!
 * Cosmo: Oooh! Wish for apple pie! You're never alone with apple pie!
 * Timmy Turner: We don't need apple pie, Cosmo - I need to be able to travel further in the air!
 * Wanda: With the limited power we have... I'm thinking short-term flight!
 * Cosmo: I'm thinking shot-term apple pie!
 * Timmy Turner: I know - I wish I had the Crimson Wing!
 * Wanda: The Crimson what?
 * Cosmo: It's a flight thingy comes out of Cleft's chin. It's not as good as apple pie.
 * Wanda: There you are! One Crimson Wing!
 * Cosmo: It'll give you a short boost when you use it, but you won't stay aloft for long!
 * Timmy Turner: As long as its enough!
 * Cosmo: Erm, could we wish for a giant apple pie to break your fall?
 * Wanda: Don't let the star panic you into falling! Got one! Two more to go!
 * Cosmo: That star looks bored! Star-bored! Get it? Like boats? Water? Please? Two stars! One vanilla flavor, one mochacinno!
 * Wanda: Okay Timmy - we grant a wish now!
 * Cosmo: I'm hungry! Wish for ribs n' sauce!
 * Timmy Turner: Think functional, Cosmo! I wish I could jump high in the air!
 * Wanda: There you go! A tried and true solution to vertical launch scenarios!
 * Timmy Turner: A pogo stick?
 * Cosmo: Not just any pogo stick, Cleft! This is the mighty Pogo Stick of justice (all rights reserved).
 * Timmy Turner: Cool! What does that mean?
 * Cosmo: Now you can defy gravity even on the tallest buildings! Insurance not included!
 * Wanda: Plus we get to include ex extra accessory with the Cleft action figure! A sticker for your album! One of Cincinatti's famous Huge Faucets! Let's block it off, and stem the flooding!
 * Cosmo: Let's pogo that-a way! Oo! Oo! A big shiny switch! Press it, press it!
 * Wanda: It's so big, you'll have to bounce it!
 * Cosmo: Skylights and superheroes have a lot of history together! Let's go down! Another big shiny switch! I love those!
 * Wanda: Look! Hitting that switch altered the water levels!
 * Cosmo: That's something else to remember! Er... what was it?
 * Wanda: This style of crate floats! That's something to remember! We made it! Now, how can we stop the flow of water from the faucet?
 * Cosmo: Let's jam something under it!
 * Wanda: It worked! I love comic book logic! The faucet is blocked, so the water level actually reduces!
 * Cosmo: Go us! Justice prevails!
 * Timmy Turner: Now we just have to do the same thing to the other faucet, and we can enter the waterworks! We can grab that Phoenix Egg and foil Olga's evil plan!
 * Cosmo: Look! Crimson Wing fuel! That's handy!
 * Wanda: You can stay airborne for longer if you refuel mid-air! Just hit the fuel pods!
 * Cosmo: There's one of the famous Huge Faucets! If we block it up, we might stop the flooding!
 * Wanda: Let's glide in that direction! But carefully!
 * Timmy Turner: Whoa! That's some serious winging!
 * Wanda: Oh, please don't plummet to your doom!
 * Cosmo: Remember kids - don't fall off tall buildings! It hurts! Now to block up that faucet!
 * Wanda: What can we use? Find something to stop the flow!
 * Timmy Turner: That's it! Both faucets are blocked and a switch has been revealed! I'm gonna bounce it - and no criminal power can stop me!
 * Cosmo: Now let us blindly enter this watery place of evil!
 * Timmy Turner: Guys - we made it inside the waterworks.
 * Cosmo: The next stop will be easy! Er... what's the next step?
 * Timmy Turner: In the comic book, H20lga's evil lair is at the top of the waterworks!
 * Wanda: And what of the Crimson Chin?
 * Cosmo: I don't know. What about him?
 * Wanda: That was a rhetorical question, Cosmo.
 * Cosmo: Well, I don't speak rhetoricalism!
 * Timmy Turner: Whoa! What's that!
 * Wanda: Looks like some sort of hench... thing.
 * Cosmo: I sense a wish coming on! Timmy, stars, get em!
 * Wanda: The star's got us over a barrel! (Giggles) Got you, wish-star pest! You can pogo up and catch that star sleeping!
 * Cosmo: Two stars in the hand are better than one - period.
 * Timmy Turner: That's three stars! I claim my fairy wish!
 * Wanda: We could use something to defeat H20lga's disturbing hench-things!
 * Cosmo: They're made of water, so wish for a giant curly drinking straw!
 * Wanda: Cosmo, don't encourage Timmy to drink evildoers!
 * Timmy Turner: I know I wish I had a freeze ray! That'll give us plenty of scope for bad puns!
 * Cosmo: You got it!
 * Wanda: I'm keeping with your identity, we made it come out of your chin!
 * Timmy Turner: Thanks guys, you're the best.
 * Wanda: Use your freeze ray to temporarily ice the hench-thing, hon.
 * Timmy Turner: Not only is the hench-thing is disabled - but I can jump on him while he's frozen!
 * Wanda: I wouldn't usually encourage jumping on frozen criminals, but under the circumstances I guess it's okay. This crate looks as if it could be moved to our advantage! That looks good.
 * Cosmo: But the crate isn't high enough! How can we raise it?
 * Wanda: A sticky collectible!
 * Cosmo: Ooh! Stick it on me!
 * Wanda: Oooh, let's see... Hippos, check... Pistons, check... Floaty platforms... All present and correct!
 * Cosmo: Wow! That was worth of trouble!
 * Timmy Turner: Crimson Chin! Are you okay!
 * The Crimson Chin: I'm... fine... Cleft. Just... tired... from... straining... to... be... free!
 * Wanda: Wow! H20lga really did sap your Chintastic powers!
 * Cosmos: Have you ever read this comic? That happens all the time.
 * The Crimson Chin: Must... stop... H20lga!
 * Wanda: Maybe you should free him, Timmy.
 * Timmy Turner: You can't fight Olga in your condition, Chin! Leave her to me!
 * Cosmo: Condition? - what condition? He's a fully grown man and you're just a ten year old boy!
 * The Crimson Chin: Thank you for your concern, Captain Cosmo - but I am so used to my powers, when they're stolen it feels like a really mild dose of flu! So you see, Cleft must battle in my stead!
 * Timmy Turner: It's perfectly normal, Cosmo. The whole point of sidekicks is to fill in when powers get lost!
 * Wanda: Don't worry, Chin! Cleft will save the day!
 * Cosmo: Yikes! What's that?
 * Wanda: Yikes! What sort of a word is that? Talk like a superhero when you're wearing a cape! We passed a room like this on the floor below!
 * Cosmo: I remember! You have to inflate the elephant with the foot pump! Wait - that's not right!
 * Wanda: If the water drops in here, where does it go?
 * Cosmo: I'm guessing Canada!
 * Wanda: Yep, the waster nose.
 * Cosmo: That's my favorite flower!
 * Timmy Turner: If memory serves, H20lga is through that door!
 * Cosmo: Will memory serve me breakfast? French toast please!
 * Wanda: This is the heart of the water-works - but where's H20lga?
 * Timmy Turner: She's not here. Maybe she's early.
 * H20lga: On the contrary - you are too late, Cleft! I have almost absorbed water into myself to extinguish the Crimson Chin's power forever!
 * Wanda: She's huge!
 * Cosmo: And overtly melodramatic!
 * H20lga: You cannot defeat the power of the Phoenix Egg!
 * Timmy Turner: Oh yeah! That's what we came for! I knew we were here for a reason!
 * Cosmo: So we're just gonna take care of H20lga and get out of here, right?
 * Wanda: You said it, Captain Cosmo! It's Cleftering time!
 * H20lga: Arrgh! This sewage - it burrrrrrrrrnns!
 * Timmy Turner: Yeah! She can't take her pollution!
 * Cosmo: And neither can Mother Nature - we have to wake up and act, people!
 * Wanda: Careful, honey - don't drop your soapbox in the water!
 * Timmy Turner: You two fight - I'm gonna hit more switches!
 * H20lga: Stopppppitttttt! Nooo! It... can't... end... here!
 * Timmy Turner: Yeah! Justice prevails!
 * Cosmo: Uh, don't you mean poop?
 * Timmy Turner: You're a washout, H20lga!
 * Cosmo: Good cheesy line, Timmy! Keep it up!
 * H20lga: Please - no more.
 * The Crimson Chin: Good work, Boy Chin Wonder! Once again Chincinatti owes you a debt of thanks!
 * Timmy Turner: It was nothing, Chin. But we'd better get these superpowers out of this egg and into your jaw!
 * Cosmo: Yeah! We don't want pieces of chin in our muffin!
 * The Crimson Chin: I'll ignore that cryptic comment, Captain Cosmo! No more weak chin for me! Thanks, Cleft! Off to Chincinatti jail for this wet squib! This is a job for - The Crimson Chin! Wrong way.
 * Timmy Turner:
 * Timmy: Chincinatti is safe once again, and we have a new Phoenix Egg!
 * Cosmo: Let's keep this one away from Vicky!
 * Wanda: We should get back! We still don't have all the ingredients for the muffin yet. Jorgen's going to make sure we never grant another wish again if we don't get a move on!