Face Freeze!

 


 * SpongeBob: And you're a licensed mussoge, right Sandy?
 * Sandy: Well I shouldn't say licensed. Just sit back, relax, and let my gentle mammalian hands melt away that tension. [shows Sandy's hand looking creepy]
 * Sandy: You seem to be carrying a lot of stress in your eyeballs. Them shoulders look way outta line. Fell them nights just meltin away. Let's see if i can just get that jaw line back in place. [Later, Sandy is done] Phew! OK you two bad news first. That wicked Face Freeze ain't going nowhere. But, y'all are looking much more relaxed.
 * [showing that SpongeBob's and Patrick's faces are more deformed]
 * [At Krusty Krab] Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: Hello Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: Hey, you all right boy, eh, look a little killy-wompish walking in here.
 * SpongeBob: Doing fine Mr. Krabs. Just grillin and grillin.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ahem. But what's with this cubed posture
 * SpongeBob: You hear that, someone just dropped a penny.
 * Mr. Krabs: (Gasps) Where?! Where?! [Looks for penny]
 * SpongeBob: That'll buy me some time.
 * Squidward: Let's go SpongeBob, the orders are pouring out.
 * SpongeBob: On it Squidward!
 * SpongeBob: [Onion juice gets in his eye] Onion juice! Ah!
 * Squidward: Come on SpongeBob! Chop, Chop!
 * SpongeBob: OK, OK.
 * SpongeBob: [Falls, retrieves patties on back, screams] Phew. Order up.
 * Squidward: You deliver it, I'm on break.
 * Mr. Krabs: Penny, penny, penny, penny.
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs is still distracted, now's my chance. Your order is served, sir.
 * Harold: [Gasps at that SpongeBob's lips is on the patties] I'm sorry, I did not order a side of lips with my patty!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, dear.
 * Harold: [Takes money out of register] I'm taking my clams, elsewhere.
 * Mr. Krabs: Wait, come back!
 * SpongeBob: Why, oh, why, why did I have to make a face?
 * Mr. Krabs: What's going on back here? Why are we losing business?
 * SpongeBob: How should I know, I'm just a cook in these parts.
 * Mr. Krabs: Face me when I'm talking to you boy. [SpongeBob turns around with his face down] So I can see your face.
 * SpongeBob: Hey, have you seen this, Mr. Krabs? [shows him a rolling trick] My impersonation of a burrito!
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you better stand up this instant or... Huh? [Sees Patrick walk in with Face Freeze]
 * Patrick: Oh. Uhhh, is this a bad time, SpongeBob?
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, I see what's going on here. [Picks up SpongeBob] Aha! You just had to keep making faces, didn't ya? You couldn't heed me warning, could ya?
 * SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, we thought it was one of your stories.
 * Mr. Krabs: I'm losing business, because you thought I was telling one of me stories?! Why, this makes me so angry! I could just... just... just... ahhh! [Mr. Krabs' anger gives him a creepy Face Freeze, a freezing noise is heard] NO, I can't move my face. I've got a Face Freeze too!!
 * Squidward- What is the hold up in here?
 * SpongeBob- Wait Squidward, don't get worked up you could get the Face Freeze!
 * Squidward- Face Freeze! I thought that was a myth. ha! Krabs too! ha ha ha!! (Begins laughing hard) This is rich! Ha ha ha! Oh. [Sees Patrick, begins laughing very hard and he too gets a Face Freeze and a other freezing noise is heard] Hey, my face. Ah my face! Oh, great, look at what you've done. [Begins crying]
 * Mr. Krabs: LOOK! Squidward has it too!