Avogodo

"The Avogodo" [OPENING THEME PLAYING] [GRUNTING] Buenos dias, amigos! You fools ready to celebrate Cinco de Mayo? I love Cinco de Mayo! - What day is that again? - It is Cinco de Mayo! - He asked what day. - Cinco. - Perhaps tell us the month. - Mayo. Answer the question! On what day during what month does Cinco de Mayo occur? [WHISPERING] Cinco de Mayo. [GROWLING] Bro, be cool! It's simple. Cinco means five, and mayo means May! So, Cinco de Mayo means the fifth of May! [GASPS] Well, that's today! [ALL CHEERING] - What are we celebrating, exactly? - Basically, back in the 1800's, them colonizers was trying to take over Mexico. And everybody was like, "Oh, snap. It's over!" 'Cause there was, like, a ton of colonizers, but then the Mexican army dudes was like, "Nuh-uh-uh. "Get out of here, fools. " And so Mexico won! [CHEERING] So when did that happen? - May 5! - Don't you mean Cinco de Mayo? [FIREWORKS WHIRRING] And now we celebrate by having a party and eating that good food! [FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING] Check it, yo. A delicious Cinco de Mayo feast. Chalupas, mole poblano, and chiles en nogata! [ALL GASPING] [STEAM BLASTING] Mmm! Spicy! Y delicioso! Mmm. Ooh, the fiery sweats feel the amazing! [CAWING] [EXPLODING] Caliente. - Bro, get in on this. - I will not get in on that. Spicy foods are my only weakness. Try some pico de gallo. It ain't spicy! "Pico de gallo," eh? - Eh What's in it? - Mostly tomatoes. I like tomatoes. [SCREAMING] Ah, it burns! It burns! You said tomatoes! Oh, there's some onions in there, too. Onions? [GASPING] It's fire! It's agony! Perhaps you might enjoy the unadorned chip of the tortilla? [SHIVERING] A plain chip? [WHEEZES] I can do that. [ATOMIC EXPLOSION] [SCREAMING] Ow, ow, ow, ow. I can't breathe, I can't breathe, I can't breathe. It was just a lightly salted chip, dude. Salted?! [CHOKING] [HACKING] Are you trying to kill me? No more! There must be some way to get the friend Robin to eat the food item he would normally avoid. Hmm [THINKING MUSIC PLAYING] [BELL DINGS] Oh! I gots it. Avocado! No No No more of your spicy foods. Bro, this avocado is a super food. CYBORG: Avocados got those good monounsaturated fats, son. RAVEN: The kind that can help lower cholesterol. CYBORG: See you later, triglycerides! STARFIRE: The avocado is also the sodium free, and can reduce the risk of the heart disease. They really do sound super. But are they spicy? Bro, they don't taste like nothing. [MUSIC] Oh, yeah. Avocado, I love you. [CACKLING] So mushy So flavorless [LAUGHS] I like it! [ALARM BLARING] Crime alert. [GRUNTING] - Should we go with him? - He'll be fine. [ALL CHOMPING] [ROARING] Play time is over, Cinderblock. [SHOUTING] [GROWLING] [SCREAMING] [THUMPS] [ROARS] [EXCLAIMING IN SLOW MOTION] [SCREAMING] Whoa this power Where is it coming from? The shield it looks like avocado skin! [GASPING] Avocado! Superfood. [GROWLING] Peel punch! Skin slam, straight for it! [EXCLAIMS] Seed smash! Laser beam! Mega-poof! It seems avocados truly are a superfood. [EXCLAIMING] [GASPS] Huh? What? It appears these powers are only temporary. Huh. Not a problem [CHOMPING] Mmm! With the power of avocados, [ECHOING] I will be the greatest force for good Jump City has ever seen! Sandwich time. Gimme that B. [EXCLAIMS] Gimme that L. [EXCLAIMS] Gimme that T. [EXCLAIMS] Gimme that A Hey, where's my A?! You'll have to live with the B, L, and T for now. The A belongs to me. [CHOMPS] [SPUTTERING] [PANTING] Not enough. I need more. - Bro, you ate all them A's! - I need more! Without avocados, I won't be able to keep the city safe. With each bite I grow more powerful. You should slow down. - Avocados are high in the fats. - It's the good kind! Dude, too much good fat is bad fat. And aren't you worried they're expensive? A superfood like this is worth every penny. But I admit, cost is a concern. That's why I'm growing my own. ROBIN: This seed will one day be a mighty avocado tree. It will give me an endless supply of superfood, making me an unstoppable force of good. [CACKLING] Soon soon. Why are you saying "soon" like that? Because it roughly describes the time it will take for me to become an unstoppable force of good. [CACKLING] Soon. Very soon. Very soon. But, in the meantime, I need fresh avocados to maintain my power. Well, you ate them all. No problem, I'll have my power back soon [CACKLING] Soon. Soon. WOMAN: But wait, there's more. Call within the next 4 seconds and get a second Bat Army Knife absolutely free! [ALL GASPING] [ALL DIALING] [ALARM RINGING] CYBORG: Crime alert! [GROUP GASPING] CYBORG: A break-in at the Jump City warehouse! Anyone seen Robin? Not since he left to get more of the avocados. Then he'll have to catch up. Titans, booyah! [MUSIC] An avocado warehouse? [GASPS] Oh, no MAN: Oh, yes [SLOSHING] Why you stealing all these A's, fool? Oh, I'm merely borrowing them. With the strength they give me, I will soon make this superfood the only food. [CACKLING] [GRUNTING] [CLEARS THROAT] Ah, my little seedling. It's funny The beginning of its life is the end of yours. What are you doing, Robin? The man you once knew as Robin is no more. I am the God of Avocados! The Avogodo! [SLURPING] [MUSIC] BEAST BOY: What's happening? [RUMBLING] [ROBIN GROWLING] [ROARING] I will replace every crop in the country with this superfood. Avocado in Idaho, avocado in Florida. Avocado everywhere! You, sir, have gone mad. There is no place for you, sir, in my new avocado kingdom. [CACKLING] You can't do us like this! Goodbye, you pathetic oranges. Hello, my magnificent superfood. - BEAST BOY: Yo! - Titans? That's right! You's going down, Avogodo! Titans, shaplow! [MUSIC] [GROWLING] [CYBORG SCREAMS] Huh? Ooh! [GRUNTING] [YELPING] [SHOUTING] Ow! The dude is unstoppable! How can we beat him? [GASPS] How about a little Cinco de Mayo celebration, yo? [FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING] No, my precious A's! What have you done? Just made some delicious guacamole, yo. [GASPS] Guacamole, huh? What's in it? Mostly avocados. I like avocados. Hmm Okay. Not bad. Soon my [COUGHING] My throat's a little itchy. [COUGHING] Soon you will [COUGHING] Oh, the heat. - What's in this? - You know, avocados - Onions! - The salt and the pepper. And a dash of hot sauce. [SCREAMING] Avocado is ruined! Too much spice! Too much spice. [GASPS] You are defeated! [IN ACCENT] Like the colonizers. We'll have to keep you here until the effects of the avocado wear off. Thanks, guys. I can't believe I fell for that marketing hype. Superfoods what a scam. Can we get you the anything? Just a glass of water, thanks. [CACKLING] Soon [MUSIC] soon soon! [END THEME PLAYING]