The Legend of One-Eyed Jack


 * (The title is on a full moon accompanied by a wolf howl. The title was revealed to be made out of bats. The bats fly away and the camera pans down to the forest. It flies through the trees and almost hits an owl which flies away. Then it stops at the FARMkids sitting at a campfire.)
 * Doogie: Who's there? said Little Jimmy.
 * Dumpster: A werewolf?
 * Doogie: Oh no, something much worse. From behind him in the darkness, Little Jimmy heard a voice.
 * (As Doogie says the second sentence above, the camera pans across the scared farm animals and stops at Dumpster holding Gilly. Suddenly, Doogie pops up between them.)
 * Doogie: (in a scary voice) Remember me, Jimmy? We used to be friends. (in Little Jimmy's voice) Mr. Binky, the bunny rabbit? (in a scary voice) (pops up between Buster and Dumpster) No, not Mr. Binky.
 * Dumpster: Who was it?
 * Doogie: (puts a jack-o-lantern on his head) (in a different scary voice) Me! Mr. Pumpkin Head! (laughs evilly)
 * (Dumpster, scared, falls onto Gilly, who pushes him back up.)
 * Gilly: Watch it, you clumsy bovine!
 * (Gilly's food falls onto MooLoo and the bowl hits her on the head.)
 * MooLoo: Oh, not again. I so hate camping. Can we go back to the farm?
 * Drumstick: Nope. Not till morning. It's too dangerous.
 * MooLoo: Why?
 * Doogie: (in his normal voice) 'Cause the bogeyman will get you.
 * Dumpster: The booger man?
 * Drumstick: No, not the booger man.
 * Dumpster: Oh, phew.
 * (The camera pans to Doogie, who sighs, relieved. Cuts back to Drumstick.)
 * Drumstick: One-Eyed Jack. (throws a stick into the fire)
 * Buster: One-Eyed Jack? Cool! Who's One-Eyed Jack?
 * Drumstick: I don't want to give you nightmares.
 * Doogie: Nightmares takes more than some old ghost story to give this dog nightmares.
 * Drumstick: But this ain't just any old ghost story. This one's a true story.
 * Everyone else: Ooh...
 * Drumstick: One-Eyed Jack used to work on the farm, long before I hatched. It was round that time that some very strange things started happening.
 * MooLoo: What kind of strange things?
 * Drumstick: Farm animals began to disappear. (MooLoo gasps) No one could explain it. Until one night, someone followed Jack down to these woods. That's where they found a big, black cauldron.
 * (They gasp.)
 * Dumpster: Like a big cooking pot. What's so scary about that?
 * Gilly: Don't tell me. Jack was stealing the animals and putting them in his stew?
 * (Everyone except Gilly and Drumstick gasp.)
 * MooLoo: Eww.
 * Drumstick: Nobody knows for sure, but some disappeared, never to be seen again. Anyway, One-Eyed Jack ran away after that, but legend has it that he still lives in these woods.
 * (Everyone is shocked. Buster's marshmallow bursts into flames.)
 * Drumstick: So unless if you want to mysteriously disappear too, I suggest you stay put.
 * Buster: This story is so not cool. (throws away his burning marshmallow and stick)
 * Doogie: There's no such thing as One-Eyed Jack. You're just trying to scare us. (laughs)
 * (Doogie's laughing echoes through the woods.)
 * Dumpster: Uh-oh, here come the nightmares.
 * MooLoo: What if One-Eyed Jack watching us right now?
 * Drumstick: You'll know if he's about if you watch out for three signs: his wheezy spluttering cough,...
 * Gilly: (coughs) Excuse me.
 * Drumstick: ...his giant footprint, and of course, the yellow glow of his one eye.
 * Dumpster: D-d-d-did you... say... one eye?
 * Drumstick: That's right. A big, evil eye.
 * Dumpster: There! Look!
 * Doogie: What now?
 * (The camera zooms into a big yellow circle, which kinda looks like the eye of...)
 * Dumpster: One... Eyed... JACK!!!
 * Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
 * (But when it comes through the bushes, it's actually Poppit wearing a light-equipped miners helmet and a backpack with sticks inside.)
 * Poppit: Hey, guys. What's going on?
 * MooLoo: Oh, it's Poppit. Drumstick told us a terrible story.
 * Poppit: (empties her backpack) Not the legend of One-Eyed Jack.
 * Dumpster: It's so scary!
 * Poppit: Only if you believe in that stuff.
 * (Everyone laughs, but behind a bush, there is someone in a black hood watching them.)