Yoshikage Kira Just Wants to Live Quietly, Part 1

(Camera pans over Morioh and zooms into Yoshikage Kira's house while Morioh Radio theme plays)

Kai: Good morning. This is Morioh Radio, brought to you again today by your neighbor, Kai Harada. Our first song of the morning is this...

(Radio is seen in Yoshikage's house while he is cutting his nails)

(Food is also shown on the table with someone's hand)

Yoshikage Kira: All right, let's eat. Oh, yes. I have a present for you.

(Yoshikage walks towards table and puts a ring on one of that hand's fingers)

(Hand is then showed to be a severed hand)

(Opening "Chase" plays)

(Camera shows street in Morioh)

Girl 1: Mr. Kira.. Um, Mr. Kira?

(Yoshikage looks back at three girls)

Girl 1: Mr. Kira, if you're not busy, would you like to have lunch with us?

Yoshikage: Sorry, but I'll have to pass. I need to go deliver these documents. Goodbye.

(Yoshikage walks away)

Man (to girls): Give it up! He never wants to hang out. Whenever we invite him out somewhere, I can't tell if he's really having fun or not.

(Camera shows Yoshikage walking)

Man: Yoshikage Kira, age 33, single. He's serious about his work and gets it sone efficiently, but the guy lacks any passion. He's not a bad guy, but he just doesn't stand out very much.

(Camera pans over St. Gentlemen sandwich shop as Yoshikage walks in)

Yoshikage:  Hey, what are you so grumpy about? The new girls at work just invited me to lunch, that's all. I promised that I'd have lunch with you, so there's no way I'd go with them. You heard me decline immediately, didn't you? Have I ever left you alone? Hm?

(Yoshikage reveals severed hand)

Yoshikage: Now, stop worrying about it, and let's pick out some sandwiches together.

(Yoshikage places the hand on a sandwich)

Yoshikage: Come on, which one do you want? Isn't the bread wonderfully soft? The sandwiches at this shop use bread that's freshly baked at 11 AM, so they're really popular. They're usually sold out by 1 PM. You can feel how warm they are, even though the wrapper. The katsu in the katsu sandwiches are freshly fried, too, and so crispy.

(The fingernails on the hand break through the wrapper and get sauce on the hand's fingers)

Yoshikage: Oh, no. You broke through the wrapper, and now the sauce is spilling out. You naughty girl.

(Yoshikage licks the sauce off of the hand's fingers)

Yoshikage: But now this sandwich has a hole in it, so let's buy the one below it.