The Flakers


 * Hey!
 * Ha! Ha! Ha!
 * Shhhhhh!
 * Oh No! Ooh, come on, where are the secret passages when you need them? Ah!
 * Grrrrrr... take back what you said.
 * Uhhh, I would... IF IT WASN'T TRUE! THERE'S NO POINT OF YOU TAKING PIANO LESSONS, YOU ONLY HAVE FOUR FINGERS, IT'S A WASTE OF YOUR DAD'S MONEY!
 * And what do you suggest I play?
 * Pfft, [giggles] maracas?
 * You better have some kind of escape plan right now.
 * Oh, better than that, I got a best friend who's always here to save my skin.
 * Just do what you gotta do.
 * Pfft, [giggles] maracas?
 * You better have some kind of escape plan right now.
 * Oh, better than that, I got a best friend who's always here to save my skin.
 * Just do what you gotta do.
 * Just do what you gotta do.
 * Just do what you gotta do.

Flaking Out On Me

 * Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm in the shower.
 * What?
 * Don't worry, the doctor said the anesthetics will wear off by the end of the day, Richard, that's not a shower head. It's an ice cream!
 * Ohhhh.
 * That should keep him busy for awhile. There's a list of your father's chores on the fridge, make sure they're done before I get back, do not flake out on me.  And keep an eye on your father please, the last time he was on anesthetics, I caught him smooching an electrical socket.
 * All right! rock paper scissors for who does the first chore. 1, 2-  Ow! What was that for? Are you angry about something?
 * Do you want to tell him what it is? Do you wanna mime it out?
 * Ooh! Ooh! A praying mantis.
 * No! No! Uhh, a doggy paddle.
 * Uh, you were climbing up a ladder and got hungry?
 * The blue goblin's dance is making my toe sad.
 * Nimble fingers!
 * No it's a- UGH! It's because you flaked out on me yesterday with Tina!
 * I didn't flake, I just didn't help you, because you were wrong to crush Tina's piano dreams.
 * Agh, it doesn't matter whether I was right or wrong, we're practically brothers, what would you say if I let you down like that?
 * I would say thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson.
 * WHHAAAAA!!!!!! Hot hot hot hot, come on man, help me out!
 * I would but, I'm too busy teaching you a valuable lesson.
 * ANAIS, HELP ME OUT!!!
 * How about you help me instead!?
 * No need to look so scared, I will give you a little kiss and make you feel better.
 * COME ON!
 * AHH!
 * Alright, give it to me.
 * Whoops!
 * Aw man!
 * Well, hope they like lasagna in China.
 * I'll do the groceries with Anais, thank you very much.
 * How about you help me instead!?
 * No need to look so scared, I will give you a little kiss and make you feel better.
 * COME ON!
 * AHH!
 * Alright, give it to me.
 * Whoops!
 * Aw man!
 * Well, hope they like lasagna in China.
 * I'll do the groceries with Anais, thank you very much.
 * Aw man!
 * Well, hope they like lasagna in China.
 * I'll do the groceries with Anais, thank you very much.
 * I'll do the groceries with Anais, thank you very much.
 * I'll do the groceries with Anais, thank you very much.

The Complaining

 * What right does he have to crush a dream of a poor, young T-Rex, she could have made a song that only had four notes but noooo. He makes it all a big deal like I'm the one who let him down when he's the one who let me down, you know what I mean?
 * No Darwin, I have absolutely no grasp of the incredibly simple concept YOU'VE EXPLAINED EIGHT TIMES ALREADY!
 * Ok, let me start from the beginning. All he had to do was move a plate to help me, is that really equal to me having to fight-
 * A T-Rex! standing over me like this! But instead he's more concerned with the ins and outs of the rights and wrongs-
 * My hands don't match.
 * Of acknowledging the cast iron truth that a four-fingered dinosaur cannot play the piano. Does this looks like music to you?  Anyways what I'm trying to say is that-
 * He let me down and it's not the first time this happened-
 * Shhh-shh-shh, can you hear that?
 * What?
 * HOW GOOD IT SOUNDS WHEN YOU'RE NOT WHINING? Now, I'm gonna say it once, if you have a problem with Gumball, you sort it out with Gumball, because this is how much I care.
 * You're right, I'm gonna speak to him right now!
 * No, I meant after the shopping! Agh! Egh egh, this is gonna take a while.
 * Shhh-shh-shh, can you hear that?
 * What?
 * HOW GOOD IT SOUNDS WHEN YOU'RE NOT WHINING? Now, I'm gonna say it once, if you have a problem with Gumball, you sort it out with Gumball, because this is how much I care.
 * You're right, I'm gonna speak to him right now!
 * No, I meant after the shopping! Agh! Egh egh, this is gonna take a while.
 * No, I meant after the shopping! Agh! Egh egh, this is gonna take a while.

The Apology

 * Look, I just wanna say that I'm sorry, I should have been there for you and I hope you can forgive me.
 * Ok, I forgive you.
 * Don't you think you should apologize as well?
 * Dude, you apologized, end of story, I'm not gonna say sorry just because to make you feel less guilty, you are the one who let me down.
 * Oh that wasn't letting you down, this is.
 * Apologize!
 * NEVER!
 * APOLOGIZE!
 * Aghhh, Dad, help!
 * Hmmm, very good, WELL LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN IMITATE THIS!
 * Apologize!
 * Is that all you've got left in stock?
 * Apologize!
 * Aghhh, never.
 * This is your last chance.
 * :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! [the windows on the neigborhood crashes]
 * Hahaha! Darwin Darwin, please help-help me!
 * Apologize!
 * I'm sorry.
 * I think it's time to have a little talk.
 * This is your last chance.
 * :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! [the windows on the neigborhood crashes]
 * Hahaha! Darwin Darwin, please help-help me!
 * Apologize!
 * I'm sorry.
 * I think it's time to have a little talk.
 * I'm sorry.
 * I think it's time to have a little talk.
 * I think it's time to have a little talk.

The Lesson

 * Now, we need to rebuild the trust that you lost. On the plate to your right are the cupcakes, on the plate to your left is the bad food like liver and stuff.
 * What you need to do is trust the other person to give you the good food.
 * Sure, no problem.
 * and : MMMMMMMM!
 * Dude, I thought you tricked me.
 * Me too, I expected a mouthful of rat-cake or something.
 * and : I knew I could always trust you buddy!  But I thought the left plate was...
 * And that's for flaking out on me at the supermarket.
 * What, what did you do?
 * The cupcakes you just ingested were laced with parasitic eggs, all they needed to hatch was a moist, warm environment, like your stomach!
 * Ahhh, what's gonna happen to us?
 * Firstly, they will eat their way through your stomach lining.
 * WHAT?
 * Then they'll crawl up to your head and lay eggs in your eyeballs.
 * Take them out, I can see them already!
 * There's only one way to lure them out.
 * Ahh, how long we have to do this for?
 * Until they dance their way out.
 * Argh, there wasn't anything in the cupcakes, was there?
 * Nope but there's something on the internet now.
 * Gimme that phone, give it here, Anais!
 * You should thank me, you're buddies again.
 * That's true. But you're still getting it!
 * Yes?
 * Hello sweetie, I just wanted to know if your dad felt any better?
 * Uh ya, he's fine.
 * Can you pass me on to him please?
 * Uh ya, one minute. Hello Mrs. Mom, what's for dinner?
 * Really?
 * Yep.
 * You should thank me, you're buddies again.
 * That's true. But you're still getting it!
 * Yes?
 * Hello sweetie, I just wanted to know if your dad felt any better?
 * Uh ya, he's fine.
 * Can you pass me on to him please?
 * Uh ya, one minute. Hello Mrs. Mom, what's for dinner?
 * Really?
 * Yep.
 * Can you pass me on to him please?
 * Uh ya, one minute. Hello Mrs. Mom, what's for dinner?
 * Really?
 * Yep.

Finding Dad

 * Where is he, Mom must be on her way right now!
 * We're gonna get our butts kicked!
 * Yeah, who would thought the anesthetic would made him a better driver?
 * Oh my gosh, Marvin!  What has Dad done?
 * Ahh, please help me up, I was trying to do sit-ups but I'm too old.
 * Hey, what about me?
 * Uhh ya, you can do it if you believe in yourself and don't forget to stretch when you are finished.
 * Well, looks like the anesthetic improved his parking too.
 * This is not funny, we need to find him before something terrible happens.
 * LOOK, DAD'S PANTS!
 * You want to catch me if you want to eat me!
 * Ohhh, you little teasing bundle of fatness.
 * No thank you, he's delicious just the way he is.
 * , and : Stop!  Stop!  Stop!
 * Dude stop, its not funny anymore, its just weird!
 * Radio Elmore, news flash, we are receiving reports of a fat, pant-less, pink middle-age man-bunny causing disturbance in the city of Elmore. He's reported to have attacked and nibbled several bystanders, one extremely-
 * Come on.
 * And the weather-
 * LOOK, DAD'S PANTS!
 * You want to catch me if you want to eat me!
 * Ohhh, you little teasing bundle of fatness.
 * No thank you, he's delicious just the way he is.
 * , and : Stop!  Stop!  Stop!
 * Dude stop, its not funny anymore, its just weird!
 * Radio Elmore, news flash, we are receiving reports of a fat, pant-less, pink middle-age man-bunny causing disturbance in the city of Elmore. He's reported to have attacked and nibbled several bystanders, one extremely-
 * Come on.
 * And the weather-
 * Radio Elmore, news flash, we are receiving reports of a fat, pant-less, pink middle-age man-bunny causing disturbance in the city of Elmore. He's reported to have attacked and nibbled several bystanders, one extremely-
 * Come on.
 * And the weather-
 * Come on.
 * And the weather-
 * And the weather-

The Plan

 * Did you see that? It was Mrs. Mom's car!
 * Right! We've got to split up! Gumball, you sort out the house. Darwin, you try and delay Mom. I'll take care of Dad! Go! And no flaking out!
 * What?
 * Oh no. COME ON!!
 * Uh hey, I'd like to report a stolen yellow family wagon.
 * I didn't do anything, you've got to believe me.
 * We'll see about that lady, let's just see those papers first.
 * HOW COULD YOU LOSE YOUR OWN FATHER, YOU LET HIM DOWN AND YOU LET ME DOWN-
 * He's here.
 * I-a, how could you not do your chores when I specifically asked-
 * Mom, they're all done.
 * I-you-how could you-
 * Everything is fine, Mrs. Mom.
 * Oh, well, I guess I'm sorry for doubting you kids.
 * Ohhhh, ah, I had the weirdest dream, Darwin burned the kitchen, Gumball smashed the computer, I'm pretty sure I drove the car into the swimming pool and at some point I remember nibbling a couple of people.
 * , and :  Flaker.
 * He's here.
 * I-a, how could you not do your chores when I specifically asked-
 * Mom, they're all done.
 * I-you-how could you-
 * Everything is fine, Mrs. Mom.
 * Oh, well, I guess I'm sorry for doubting you kids.
 * Ohhhh, ah, I had the weirdest dream, Darwin burned the kitchen, Gumball smashed the computer, I'm pretty sure I drove the car into the swimming pool and at some point I remember nibbling a couple of people.
 * , and :  Flaker.
 * , and :  Flaker.
 * , and :  Flaker.