Costume Contest


 * Dwight: If I was the real Scranton Strangler, you'd be so strangled right now. If you're out there, strangler, you will get caught! By me.
 * Jim: Sounds like someone's really trying to convince us that he's not the Scranton Strangler.
 * Dwight: To my chickens I'm the Scranton Strangler.


 * Michael: Darryl Philbin is the greatest guy in the world. And you know what I'd like? I would like to have all the racists brought together and take Darryl Philbin out to lunch. Just to see what they're missing.