Spooked

Toby: Every year I tell Dwight the same thing about his Halloween costume- he can't bring weapons into the office. Then every year he tells me the same thing- "As soon as I get all my weapons back I will kill you"... but I am always still alive by Thanksgiving so.... I'm a lucky turkey!

-video tape of Oscar's mother-

Oscar: Gabe, where the hell did you tape this?