Maximum Hugh


 * Mr. Wheezer: We won! And not a single injury! [drops the trophy]
 * Carl: Oh, my foot!
 * Mr. Wheezer: Oh, my back!
 * Carl & Mr. Wheezer: [crash into each other] Ow! My head!
 * Mr. Wheezer: Oh, I think I got a bone spurt.
 * Carl: Ooh! Leg cramp!
 * Mr. Wheezer: My kidneys are on FIRE! [faints]


 * Hugh: Now, remember, son - there's no "I" in "team," you know what I mean?
 * Jimmy: You mean we should sublimate our differences for the good of our combined effort?
 * Hugh: What? No, no, I mean there's no letter "i" in the word "team." There's never a wrong time for a spelling lesson, son!