Terminal Velocity


 * [Episode opens in outer space]
 * Hulk: (laughs) Yeah (laughs) Whoa! Oh yeah. Here we go
 * Thor: Have you had enough Hulk? I tire of playing Stark's golfer
 * Iron Man: It's gopher Thor as in go for my damaged communication satellite and bring it back in one piece.
 * Hulk: Yeah yeah. Quit your moaning (goes over to the satellite and squeezes it a little too hard. Thor face palms. He covers Tony's hologram with his hand) Tin man asks, we found it this way
 * Iron Man: I can still hear you
 * Hulk: Oh yeah
 * [scene cuts to Avengers Tower]
 * Iron Man: Widen the field ranged Ant-Man
 * Ant-Man: It's already pretty wide
 * Iron Man: Asgardian and gamma irradiated muscle are about to break the sound barrier. Somehow I doubt it will be with pinpoint accuracy.
 * Ant-Man: Point taken
 * Falcon: Still not following why you sent Hulk to retrieve delicate tech. Bull meet billion dollar china shop.
 * Iron Man: You said it yourself Falcon. When you guys were working with S.H.I.E.L.D., everyone saw Hulk as only two fists and a lot of destruction.
 * Ant-Man: You disagree with that? I've seen the bills for all the walls he's smashed in the tower.
 * Iron Man: I'm giving him a chance to prove he's is more than a half ton of angry green muscle and underpants.
 * Ant-Man: I'd be starving too with all that gamma energy he generates
 * Iron Man: Think I just heard his stomach. [Ant-Man uses the tractor beam to catch Hulk, Thor, and the satellite] Easy does it guys. Gentle. Gentle. Perfect (looks at the damaged satellite and looks at Hulk)
 * Hulk: Told you. Found it that way
 * Iron Man: At least it's in one piece. Thanks Hulk
 * Ant-Man: All the Avengers' comms running through one satellite, Stark? A little risky don't you think.
 * Iron Man: All I do is think. That's why I'm now redesigning our communication systems to become a massive grid.
 * Ant-Man: (uses his helmet to scan the satellite) Is that why you're using a photon power source in this thing?
 * Iron Man: There's no photon power
 * Falcon: Not good. [tries to open the satellite] It's welded shut
 * Iron Man: Step back [He blasts the satellite with a repulsor ray and opens the satellite to reveal a bomb]
 * Falcon: Bomb
 * Iron Man: Nighthawk (Falcon takes the bomb out) I got this
 * Falcon: I'm faster than you
 * Iron Man: And I'm more armored than you (flies off with bomb until he meets Hyperion) Hyperion?
 * Hyperion: Welcome Iron Man to Avengers' doom
 * Iron Man: (grunts)
 * Ant-Man: I got this one
 * Hulk: Heads up. I hate hugging
 * Hyperion: (grunts)
 * Hulk: But I hate Hyperion more
 * Ant-Man: It's ruined
 * Falcon: Oh no. Our comms. Hulk, do you know what you just did?
 * Hulk: (dazed) Save the day. Go me