Fowl Play

Oits: I dont buy it, either. There's no way Freddy ate peck. Come on, guys. Let's go solve The Case of the Apperently-Eaten Rooster.

Pig: I don't know, Otis. That's really gonna cut into my mud wallowing time and...

Otis: I'll bring snacks.

Pig: I'm in.


 * Mrs. Beady: Talking animals. Rutting around in my arugula. I'll show them.
 * Otis: We're gonna need some kind of distraction. Pigster, you feel like dressing up?
 * Pig: Aw, again? Why do I always have to be the one in disguise?
 * Pip: Snacks.
 * Pig: I'm in. Uh, good day, Madam. May I have a moment of your time? I'm an ordinary traveling salesman, as you can see. Are you troubled by smart-aclecky talking animals?
 * Mrs. Beady: Yes, yes, I am.
 * Pig: Then I may be able to distract... uh, help you. May I come in?
 * (They headed inside the house)
 * Otis: Okay, we're gonna look for clues like they do on those highly-rated crime shows. First, I'm gonna scan the area with a sensitive laser light.
 * Pip: Hey, a clue. It's a paper bag with a pecan sticky bun inside.
 * Otis: Oh, yeah, that's real nice. But, you know, most clues are extremly hard with the naked eye so I'll have to dust for prints with this very special...
 * Pip: Another clue. It's Mrs.Beady's Bamware frying pan. Wrap it up, dude. We're doing all the work here.
 * Otis: Stop Being a clue hog.
 * Pip: Fine, I'll just sit in this hole.
 * Otis: Good, sit in that hole.
 * Pip: Hey, this is no hole. It's a paw print. And there's more leading off that way.
 * Otis: Looks like a got ourselves and witness.
 * (At Mrs. Beady's House)
 * Pig: Now this item would be extremely useful against chilean spider monkeys.
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh, I see, I see...
 * Otis: Psst, hey Pig come on.
 * Pig: Not now, I'm with a customer.
 * Mrs.Beady: (screams) Go away, I'm armed!
 * Pig: Oh, now I'll never make our sales quota.
 * (Pig runs away)
 * Mrs. Beady: Wait, does this come in chartreuse?

(Later in the cornfield, the gophers are selling watches to a snake)

Chubsie: Come on, you got, like what, 107 brothers and sisters (Chuckles)? I can sell you a gross of 'em what do you say?

Otis: Hey Chubsie, what do you know about a missing rooster?

Chubsie: Holy cow, it's the heat.

Otis: Oh, no, you don't.

(Otis grab Chubsie)

Chubsie: I don't know nothin'- I swear, nothin'.

Otis: All right, look, I like you, ok? You got a nice face. But, you know, my two crazy partners over here might feel a little differently.

Pip: Rodents like you make me sick.

Chubsie: Whoa, whoa, hang on, hang on. If your the good cop alright... and these two's the bad cops, uh who's these guys?

Pig: We're the funny cops- pull my finger.

Otis: What were you doing in Mrs.Beady's Garden last night, chubsie?

Chubsie: All right, all right, I'll sing. I was supposed to me the rooster, see? But the ferret wasn't part of the deal, So I, uh.....I high-tailed it.

Otis: Why were you meeting peck? and you better tell the truth.

Chubsie: I was gonna hand him off some merchandise. This stuff?

Otis: It's skin lotion. That's It. (He throw Chubsie away) Guys, you're are right. Freddy didn't do it. Ok, here's what really happened.ac

(It show us another flashback of a truth about that night)

Otis: (Voice-over) Peck had a embarrassing skin condition which made him shed feathers. His plan was to get lotion from the gopher and pay with a pecan sticky bun- A common gopher currency. A sticky bun, which the starving Freddy found irresistible.

Pig: (Voice-over) I'll take from here. Then suddenly the handsome and dreamy flamingo dancing pig comes in and dazzles everyone with his feet of fire, right?

Otis: (Voice over) No, he doesn't.

Pig: (Voice over) Oh.

(It got his by a hay)

Otis: (Voice-over) Peck ran. He didn't want anyone see him molting.

Pip: (Voice-over) My turn, my turn. Just then, Bessie pledged her undying love to me. She throw herself into my arms and I carried her off to be our new life as stock car drivers.

Otis: (Voice-over) Can i finish, please?

(They hit by a hay as well)

Pip: (Voice-over) killjoy.

Otis: (Voice-over) Anyway, Freddy chased Peck into Mrs.Beady's Garden where Mrs.Beady abushed him with her Bamware frying pan. He fell into Peck's feathers and woke up with amnesia.

(They come back from a another flashback)

Otis: It all adds up, guys. Freddy is way innocent.

Pip:  But Otis, If Freddy's innocent.

Otis: I think i know that too. come on, for the last time.