The Procrastinators


 * Wait, what?
 * You are procrastinators.
 * What does that mean?
 * Procrastinators: derived from the Mexican word, "Procratalamation" which means mid-night snack, and the viking word "Astinator" which means puckered cheese. It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark.
 * Of course I don't know, dude. You know how I use a dictionary.
 * Aaaaah!
 * A procrastinator is someone who always avoids their responsibilities by doing something else instead.
 * Ha! Ha! That's ridiculous.
 * Gumball, you're such a procrastinator that you were 4 years old before you finished your first sentence, and even then it was "I'll do it tomorrow". Look, I'm going to the grocery store. I'll be back at 5, and the trash better be gone!
 * Fine, we'll show you that we're not prosthetic actors.
 * You mean that you're not movie stars with bionic body parts?
 * Crime investigators!
 * : It's procrastinators.
 * : You're such a smug-face-inator.
 * : Hey! Stop wasting time and take out the trash, unless you want to face [robotic voice] the Ter-mom-inator.
 * [Nicole walks out of the kitchen like a robot]
 * : I'll be back. At around 5.
 * [Nicole walks out of the house like a robot]
 * : Don't worry mom, we'll get right on it!
 * : Hey! Stop wasting time and take out the trash, unless you want to face [robotic voice] the Ter-mom-inator.
 * [Nicole walks out of the kitchen like a robot]
 * : I'll be back. At around 5.
 * [Nicole walks out of the house like a robot]
 * : Don't worry mom, we'll get right on it!

Elmore Plus

 * Shouldn't we be taking out the trash?
 * Hold on, hold on. I have to moan about it on Elmore Plus first.
 * (says this as he types it in) OMG GOT 2 SL@V3 AWAY TKING OUT THE TRASH . . . SMH
 * Dude, you spelt "trash" right.
 * Oh, yeah.
 * Add some little face things.
 * Hm, should I add yolo?
 * What! No dude, have some self respect. Just put #swag.
 * Alright. [Gumball types #swag] Alright, lets get on with it.
 * Hold on, lets just check if anything else interesting is happening on Elmore Plus.
 * Ok, but quickly.
 * What the what! Dude, we were only on Elmore Plus for a second and almost half an hour passed.
 * Let me try.
 * [Every time Darwin clicks the mouse, almost a half an hour passes]
 * Dude, Elmore Plus really put some "pro" in the "procrastinating".
 * It's far too dangerous. By the time we're finished, we'll have more wrinkles than a toe after a bath. We need to leave. Now!
 * Eh.
 * Let me try.
 * [Every time Darwin clicks the mouse, almost a half an hour passes]
 * Dude, Elmore Plus really put some "pro" in the "procrastinating".
 * It's far too dangerous. By the time we're finished, we'll have more wrinkles than a toe after a bath. We need to leave. Now!
 * Eh.
 * Eh.

11:30 AM

 * [In a dehydrated voice] How do I look?
 * [In a dehydrated voice] Like a movie star's dad.
 * How about me?
 * [In a dehydrated voice] Awesome, like a handsome leather shoe.
 * [In a dehydrated voice] Cool.
 * [In a dehydrated voice] Cool.

11:45 AM

 * Hey watch this.
 * Eh, not bad.
 * Eh, not bad.
 * Eh, not bad.

12:00 PM

 * Do do do do do do. He he!
 * What are you doing?
 * I'm practicing my moonwalk!
 * That's not how you moonwalk, dude. Watch, and learn.
 * Dude, you're breaking the laws of the game, and the laws of physics!
 * What? I cant hear you! In space, no one can hear you whine.
 * Well in space, no one can breath without a helmet.
 * What? I cant hear you! In space, no one can hear you whine.
 * Well in space, no one can breath without a helmet.

12:15 PM

 * and : Food Fight!
 * [Walkie-talkie static] Pea squadron, we have visual on our carrot target.
 * [Walkie-talkie static] General Support talking, you have permission to move in!
 * [Walkie-talkie static] Wait! There's a patrol unit of sweet corn!
 * [The corn and peas in the food bowl move against each other, and start "killing" (or rather, popping) each other.]
 * They are popping! I repeat, they are popping! We're still in mor-
 * [Walkie-talkie static] This is sector 4. You have 10 seconds before sausage airstrike. That's 10 seconds-
 * [Walkie-talkie static] No, wait sir! There are peas still in their pod!
 * -5 seconds…
 * Abort! Abort!
 * 4…
 * I said abort!
 * 3… 2…1…
 * [Sorrowfully] That was not as fun as I thought it would be.
 * [Sorrowfully] I think I've lost my appetite.
 * 3… 2…1…
 * [Sorrowfully] That was not as fun as I thought it would be.
 * [Sorrowfully] I think I've lost my appetite.
 * [Sorrowfully] I think I've lost my appetite.

12:30 PM

 * What are you doing?
 * I'm Treasure hunting.
 * Dude, there's nothing interesting down there.
 * Oh really?
 * [Gumball plays the 2001 Space Odyssey theme music]
 * Eugh! That milk chocolate bar is so old, it must have turned into cheese chocolate. Just throw it away.
 * Are you kidding me? Cheese and chocolate are two of my favorite things!
 * Dude, stop. You clearly don't like it.
 * My body just has to learn to like it.
 * See? Such is the power of the mind over the
 * My body just has to learn to like it.
 * See? Such is the power of the mind over the
 * See? Such is the power of the mind over the

1:00 PM

 * Dude, I'm not sure this is a good idea.
 * I bet you a dollar that nothing breaks.
 * You're on!
 * Haha! Tough luck.
 * Thank you, and thank you! [Laughs, then shatters to pieces]
 * Haha! Tough luck.
 * Thank you, and thank you! [Laughs, then shatters to pieces]
 * Thank you, and thank you! [Laughs, then shatters to pieces]

1:30 PM

 * This staring match is boring. How can we spice it up?
 * Like this? Or like this!?
 * Like this? Or like this!?

1:45 PM

 * Hey dude, can you do this?
 * No. But can you do this?
 * Not bad. But can you do this?
 * Not bad, but can you do this?
 * No. But how about this? Oh hi!
 * How about this?
 * Yeah!? Well can you fit your whole arm in your mouth?
 * I can fit two-and a leg!
 * How about this?
 * [Muffled] How about this?
 * [Muffled] How about this?

2:00 PM

 * Are you ready for the fire sauce challenge?
 * Eh, not so bad.
 * Meh.
 * Hehe! Some people just can't handle their hot sauce-[Screams and melts]
 * Hehe! Some people just can't handle their hot sauce-[Screams and melts]
 * Hehe! Some people just can't handle their hot sauce-[Screams and melts]
 * Hehe! Some people just can't handle their hot sauce-[Screams and melts]

2:45 PM

 * Nah. This laser pit is garbage.
 * Nah. This laser pit is garbage.

3:15 Pm

 * Ok, I guess it's time.
 * [Sigh] That clock was driving me nuts.
 * [Sigh] That clock was driving me nuts.

Who will be the best looking girl?

 * Okay, who will be the best looking girl? 1, 2, 3!
 * Oh, you notice something?
 * More makeup! I think mom's got some in her bed [Elmore Plus on the computer chimes] Whoa!
 * Oh, you notice something?
 * More makeup! I think mom's got some in her bed [Elmore Plus on the computer chimes] Whoa!

3:25 PM

 * [sighs]
 * [Pressing a timer] Perfect.
 * So, are you gonna teach me to play now?
 * Yes Darwin. But remember: chess is a very complex and strategic game. You do not play the board, you play your opponent.
 * Like how?
 * Like this!
 * Like how?
 * Like this!

Drawing Pictures

 * Okay, finished! Go on, show yours.
 * No, you first.
 * Okay. Both at the same time.
 * and : 3, 2, 1!
 * Dude! We were supposed to be doing portraits. Why would you add a scary clown through the window inside [Glances at the window] of a beautiful-[Sees that the scary clown is real and closes his eyes, frightened]
 * I've got a telegram for Gumball and Darwin Watterson. [Inhales] "Take out the the trash, it could be done in a flash. If you can do the math, you can avoid your mom's wrath. Signed, Nicole Watterson." [Smiles, then disappears from the window.]
 * Dude! We were supposed to be doing portraits. Why would you add a scary clown through the window inside [Glances at the window] of a beautiful-[Sees that the scary clown is real and closes his eyes, frightened]
 * I've got a telegram for Gumball and Darwin Watterson. [Inhales] "Take out the the trash, it could be done in a flash. If you can do the math, you can avoid your mom's wrath. Signed, Nicole Watterson." [Smiles, then disappears from the window.]

Deleting Gumball's Elmore Plus account (4:45 PM)

 * Well, I guess we got to do it at some point.
 * That's it! I'm deleting my Elmore Plus account. [Clicks] Ok, are you sure? [Clicks] Yes. Are you really sure? [Clicks] Yes. Are you absolutely sure? Yes [Clicks] I'm absolutely sure! For security reasons, please enter the word in the box below. Okay, uh-
 * Aha! Just click confirm…
 * AH! THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT- [Tries to throw the computer monitor, but the wires pull it down] Hold on. [Unscrews a plug] Need to get those little screws at the back. THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT [Throws computer monitor out the window] Yah!
 * Aha! Just click confirm…
 * AH! THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT- [Tries to throw the computer monitor, but the wires pull it down] Hold on. [Unscrews a plug] Need to get those little screws at the back. THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT [Throws computer monitor out the window] Yah!
 * AH! THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT- [Tries to throw the computer monitor, but the wires pull it down] Hold on. [Unscrews a plug] Need to get those little screws at the back. THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT [Throws computer monitor out the window] Yah!
 * AH! THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT- [Tries to throw the computer monitor, but the wires pull it down] Hold on. [Unscrews a plug] Need to get those little screws at the back. THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT [Throws computer monitor out the window] Yah!

I'm out of procrastination Ideas. Or am I?

 * Oh man. I'm out of "procrastellation" ideas.
 * Looks like we'll have to take out the trash after all

Oh my gosh it's 5:00 PM!

 * Oh my gosh its 5:00 PM!
 * [Robotic voice] Did you take out the trash?
 * and : Mhm [Both smile sweetly]
 * [Robotic voice] Good! Now take the groceries, and put them away!
 * and : [Nod] Yeah, sure.
 * We're cooked!
 * Not yet!
 * We're cooked!
 * Not yet!

Taking Out The Trash

 * Uh, can I have some more of the sports section?
 * Can someone please explain to me how this happened?
 * [Smiles sheepishly] ...wrong bag.
 * [Smiles sheepishly] ...wrong bag.