Father Time!

(The episode starts panning across a busy streets of kids, until the camera stops at the Turner's backyard. Mr. and Mrs. Turner are exercising and Timmy is watching them from the window behind them) (Timmy melts Wanda's crown) (Timmy laughs maniacally while he burns the entire room, then skips away) (the next scene shows Timmy bouncing on a trampoline in his room) (Cosmo grabs Timmy's legs and swings him across the room) (Wanda poofs up a time scooter) (the clock on the scooter spins and Timmy is pulled back into a portal) (they arrive in Dimmsdale park in 1970) (Billy Gates poofs through a portal of his own on his own time scooter with the 1970's version of Cosmo and Wanda next to him) (70's Cosmo and Wanda look at each other) (they all start dancing. Meanwhile, Timmy is looking around and finds young Mr. Turner doing jumping jacks on the sidewalk) (the camera pans over to Mrs. Turner skipping rope) (the scene changes to 70's Cosmo and Wanda looking at a lava lamp and the current Cosmo and Wanda looking bored at it) (Cosmo and Wanda look at each other before showing them a lava lamp on the monitor of a computer) (meanwhile Timmy and Mr. Turner are inside a pizza joint) (in the next scene, Timmy is riding his scooter with Mr. Turner shuffling behind with cinder blocks tied to his feet) (later that night, Timmy and Mr. Turner are camping in the backyard in a tent, Mr. Turner is exhausted and Timmy shines a flashlight in his face) (Mr. Turner screams until the sun comes up, and when he closes his eyes the alarm clock goes off) (at the finish line, a referee stands by holding the trophy and a crowd of kids are cheering beside him. 70's and current Cosmo and Wanda are disguised as birds perching on top of the finish line banner) (all the runners go through the finish line except Mr. Turner who collapses in last place) (Cosmo and Wanda disappear through a portal) (a van with the sign "Lil' Tyrant Dictator School" appears and two men grab Mr. Turner) (Mr. Turner is locked in the back of the van as it drives away) (Timmy drives through the portal and 70s' Cosmo and Wanda look at it in awe) (they all arrive in the present, which has turned into a grayscale nightmare where everyone is forced to smile) (they poof away as Timmy hops off his scooter) (Timmy jumps on to his scooter and drives away) (two happy bodyguards as well as AJ and Chester surround Timmy) (they wave their wands and a lava lamp poofs into Timmy's hands, he holds it up to distract the others) (Timmy jumps on his time scooter and enters the time stream along with 70's Cosmo and Wanda) (they get to the time when Mr. Turner is screaming in the tent, and Timmy stops the alarm clock from ringing. He takes Mr. Turner's bag and diguises himself as his dad) (Timmy joins the rest of the runners at the starting line) (Timmy melts all the runners' shoes until he is the only one able to finish the race) (present Cosmo and Wanda poof back) (Wanda looks annoyed at Cosmo) (Wanda kisses Cosmo on the cheek) (present Cosmo and Wanda along with Timmy go back to their time, and the next scene shows Timmy nervously standing outside a door with Cosmo and Wanda floating beside him) (Timmy opens the door and sees his father on the computer) (a portal opens and future Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda come through. Future Timmy grabs the trophy, throws it on the ground, hits it with a hologram hammer and melts it with heat vision)
 * Mr. Turner: (while doing jumping jacks) C'mon honey, smile! Smiles make everything better!
 * Mrs. Turner: (while skipping rope) Chest... on... fire... can't... breathe!
 * Timmy: Man, it's an awesome day and I'm stuck in the house doing chores! If there was less stuff to clean I'd be done by now.
 * Cosmo: (poofs in with Wanda) I know, I know! You could melt some of it with heat vision!
 * Wanda: Or you could wish all the chores were done!
 * Timmy: That's a great idea, Wanda. I wish...
 * Cosmo: Or you could melt it with heat vision!
 * Timmy: Right, gotta go with the superpower, I wish I had heat vision! (Cosmo and Wanda make it so) Awesome! (blasts Cosmo's crown with heat vision)
 * Cosmo: Hey, that's not funny!
 * Cosmo: Now it's funny!
 * Cosmo: Aww, see? Look how happy we've made him! (he and Wanda turn to ash)
 * Timmy: (burns toaster) Toaster's clean! (burns laundry) Laundry's done! (burns Mr. Turner's trophy) Dad's trophy dusted!
 * Mr. Turner: Smile! Aahh! Trophy sense tingling, to the trophy case! (opens door and gasps) What happened here?
 * Timmy: Uh, I melted your trophy with heat vision?
 * Mr. Turner: Where did you get heat vision?
 * Timmy: Internet?
 * Cosmo: (as a photo frame with Wanda) Oh, he's good.
 * Mr. Turner: (picking up melted trophy) I won this trophy thirty years ago when I was your age and you melted it! I'm so mad, I wish beams of heat could come out of my eyes right now!
 * Wanda: (pulls Cosmo down from making the wish) No no, ours is the one with the silly pink hat.
 * Mr. Turner: Go to your room and don't come out until you learn responsibility for other people's property, or welding skills, whatever comes first!
 * Timmy: Woah, I've never seen dad that mad before all over a dumb trophy he won thirty years ago.
 * Wanda: (turning the trampoline back into Timmy's bed) Well it wasn't so dumb to him. Maybe you should apologise.
 * Timmy: Yeah, I guess.
 * Cosmo: Or you could go back in time and stop your dad from winning that thing in the first place!
 * Timmy: Uh, what he said!
 * Cosmo: Alright! Two wishes for Cosmo and zip for Wanda! I'm on fire, baby! (blows his tongue at her)
 * Wanda: There you go. One magic time scooter to take you any when you want to go!
 * Timmy: (punching in 1970) Excellent!
 * Timmy: Wow, the time stream! We're travelling thirty years into the past!
 * Wanda: Well, you know, you could have just wished yourself ten minutes into the past and stopped yourself from melting the trophy in the first place.
 * Timmy: I could have what?!
 * Timmy: Awesome, what a totally wicked trip!
 * Wanda: You mean groovy. What a totally far out trip. We're in the 1970's now!
 * Cosmo: But we were in the 1970's in the 1970's!
 * Billy Gates: Groovy, we're back from the 1940's!
 * 70's Wanda: And, like, best of all, Billy, you stopped your dad from winning that medal! Now you won't have the chance to, like, melt it with heat vision!
 * 70's Cosmo: Like, I'm never gonna suggest heat vision again, man!
 * Cosmo: Oh yeah, I remember that now!
 *  70's ' Wanda: '(approaching the present Cosmo and Wanda) Woah, check it out!
 * 70's Cosmo: Wow, like, you're like us, but like...
 * Wanda: More mature and concerned about websites and the global warming!
 * Timmy: Guys, I'm gonna go find my future dad!
 * Cosmo: Cool, we're gonna stay here and find ourselves!
 * Wanda: Hey, there we are! Let's dance!
 * Mr. Turner: One two, one two, one two, one two...
 * Timmy: There he is! That's my dad as a kid! (runs to him) Hey, dad!
 * Mr. Turner: Ha, well that's my nickname, stranger. My real name is... (a truck goes past and drowns out his voice) ...but everyone calls me Dad. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta finish training for the big race tomorrow! I'm gonna win and give the trophy to that groovy chick over there.
 * Mrs. Turner: Chest... on... fire... can't... breathe...
 * Timmy: Wow, my mom as a kid.
 * Mr. Timmy: (hearts float around him) Yeah, and she's got a beautiful name. It's... (truck goes by again) ...but everyone calls her Mom.
 * Timmy: Wow, dad's really determined. I gotta make him lose that race so he doesn't win that dumb trophy.
 * Cosmo: I hate lava lamps.
 * Wanda: I know, they're really boring.
 * 70's Cosmo: Oh really? Like, what do you do for fun?
 * Cosmo: And you can download different lava!
 * Billy Gates: (riding past) Hey, that gives me an idea! Someday I'll link every computer in the world together! I'll call it... the internet!
 * Cosmo: That's silly, you should call it the Timmy!
 * Billy Gates: Duh, ok!
 * 70's Wanda: Oh that Billy Gates with his crazy ideas!
 * Timmy: (shouting through a megaphone) C'mon, pizza! Ice cream! Pizza! Ice cream!
 * Mr. Turner: You sure this is some futuristic training program?
 * Timmy: Of course, I'm a fitness instructor!
 * Mr. Turner: You're too young.
 * Timmy: No, actually, I'm forty. I just look ten. That's how fit I am! Now keep eating!
 * Timmy: (through a megaphone) C'mon, 16 more miles and we're halfway done!
 * Timmy: Now it's time for for scary stories from the future! In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.
 * Mr. Turner: Far out!
 * Timmy: ...but nothing to watch!
 * Mr. Turner: Oh my gosh, it's time for the race! (runs out the tent)
 * Cosmo: I love a good race!
 * 70's Wanda: We think all races are good, man.
 * 70's Cosmo: We don't judge!
 * Wanda: Oh look, here come the runners!
 * Timmy: (in the bushes) Alright, dad didn't win the stupid trophy! Mission accomplished!
 * Wanda: I wonder how that will affect the future?
 * Cosmo: Yeah, I'll bet...
 * Timmy: That can't be good!
 * Referee: And for coming in last place, you get an all expenses paid mandatory twelve year scholarship to dictator school!
 * Mr. Turner: What?!
 * Timmy: Dad's never mentioned dictator school.
 * 70's Cosmo: Hey little dude, you'd better get back to your own time and figure out what's going down!
 * 70's Wanda: And we'll go too. Time isn't my master!
 * 70's Cosmo: Right on!
 * 70's Cosmo and Wanda: Oooh. (they get sucked in)
 * 70's Wanda: Woah, the future looks bleak!
 * Timmy: Aw man, I changed the future!
 * AJ: Halt!
 * 70's Wanda: It's the man, man!
 * 70's Cosmo: Fight the power!
 * Timmy: Chester! AJ! Boy, am I glad to see...
 * Chester: Welcome to Dimmsdale! Happiest place on the planet!
 * AJ: Or else! Now show us your papers!
 * 70's Cosmo: (disguised as a letterbox) Woah man! The system's trying to take him prisoner!
 * 70's Wanda: (disguised as a fire hydrant) We're all prisoners... on the inside!
 * 70's Cosmo: (leans closer to her) I love you!
 * Timmy: Guys c'mon, it's me! Your best friend!
 * Chester: (shines a flashlight in Timmy's face) Silence! Our best friend is our cheerful leader; Dad! (points to a billboard with Mr. Turner's face on it)
 * Timmy: It's me! Timmy Turner! And that's my dad!
 * Chester: We are all dad's children!
 * Timmy: Aw man, dad never met mom because he never won that trophy. I don't exist anymore! And since I don't exist, Cosmo and Wanda aren't my godparents!
 * AJ: (jumps at Timmy) Halt!
 * Chester: After him!
 * Timmy: I gotta find my dad and get him to fix this mess! (drives into the Turner household, which has turned into a fiery fortress, and rings the doorbell) Dad!
 * Mr. Turner: That's what they call me... or else! Come on in... or else! Who are you, son?
 * Timmy: I'm your son!
 * Mr. Turner: All people are my children, I rule the Earth! That's me graduating dictator college, and this is me taking over the world with smiles, and this is where I'd put a trophy... if I had one! (composes himself) Sorry, lost the happy but the happy's back!
 * Timmy: Why are you so happy all the time?
 * Mr. Turner: Well, thirty years ago after losing my trophy and the love of my life I dove into denial, and as ruler I demand the world to do the same. That's why everyone smiles every waking moment!
 * Timmy: Or else?
 * Mr. Turner: Now you're getting it!
 * Timmy: But you can't be happy all the time!
 * Mr. Turner: Ha! Rebellion! That is so 70's. Guards! (snaps his fingers)
 * 70's Cosmo: (disguised as cockroaches along with Wanda) Psst, little freedom fighter!
 * 70's Wanda: We'll get you out of here!
 * Everyone: Ooh, the colors!
 * Timmy: C'mon, I gotta get back to the 70's and make sure my dad wins that race!
 * 70's Cosmo: Uhh, you following this?
 * 70's Wanda: I'm a leader, not a follower!
 * 70's Wanda: Wow, you look just like your dad as a kid!
 * Timmy: That's the plan!
 * 70's Cosmo: Oh, now he has a plan!
 * Referee: On your mark, get set, go!
 * Timmy: (slowly runs) Oh man, I forgot I'm the slowest kid in my class! I'm gonna lose! Oh, I'm so mad I... (melts a runner's shoes) I still have heat vision!
 * Referee: And the first prize is this amazing trophy! (gives it to Timmy)
 * Timmy: (to Mrs. Turner) Hi Mom, I'm Dad. Will you take this, go out with me, marry me and have a boy with a silly pink hat?
 * Mrs. Turner: Ok! I'll come by your house later!
 * Timmy: Groovy! If I'm asleep in my tent in the backyard, wake me up and tell me about the race in excrutiating detail.
 * Mrs. Turner: Ok! (walks away)
 * 70's Cosmo: Way to go, little dude!
 * Timmy: You're back, that means everything's back to normal.
 * 70's Wanda: What is normal anyway?
 * 70's and present Cosmo: I love you!
 * Cosmo: And I always will!
 * Everyone: Awww!
 * Cosmo: Hey, it worked!
 * Timmy: Bye 70's Cosmo and Wanda, it's been...
 * 70's Wanda: Outta sight?
 * Timmy: Whatever!
 * Cosmo: Well, it was nice meeting us!
 * 70's Cosmo: Solid!
 * Wanda: If you're ever in the future...
 * 70's Wanda: Oh, we will be!
 * Wanda: Oh, right!
 * Timmy: Now all I gotta do is apologise to my dad for melting his trophy!
 * Cosmo: You could just go forward in time enough to...
 * Everyone: Quiet!!
 * Wanda: Go on, Timmy, you can do it! Just go in and let your dad know that you're sorry.
 * Timmy: Everything's still melted, which means that time stream's fixed. And I'm still in trouble, cool! (walks over to Mr. Turner) Dad, whatcha doin'?
 * Mr. Turner: Ohh, trying to locate a new trophy off the Timmy computer network.
 * Timmy: Uh, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for melting your trophy. I didn't realise it was so important to you!
 * Mr. Turner: (ruffling Timmy's hair) Apology accepted, son! You know, I was pretty mad yesterday but for some reason now I'm just glad you exist! Y'know that whole race is such a blur to me, I barely remember it anyway!
 * Timmy: (laughs nervously) Yeah...
 * Mr. Turner: In fact, here! (gives Timmy the melted trophy) Give it to some girl you think is groovy. You never know what'll happen. (leaves the room)
 * Timmy: Yes I do...
 * Future Timmy: Stupid trophy!
 * Timmy: Hey!
 * Future Timmy: You'll thank me for this later! (leaves with future Cosmo and Wanda)
 * Timmy: I'm welcome?
 * Mrs. Turner: Oh internet, breakfast is ready!