A Midsummer Night's Dream

A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM -- Written by: DEANNA OLIVER Directed by: RUSTY MILLS Animation: TOKYO MOVIE SHINSHA ANNOUNCER: And now, the Warner Brothers, in a scene from William Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream," translated for those viewers, who, like Yakko, have no idea what he's saying. YAKKO: Hmmmph! DOT:   Hehehehe. YAKKO: If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended. DOT:   If the actors on our show made you mad, it'll be okay if you look at it this way... YAKKO: That you have slumbered here while these visions did appear. DOT:   You fell asleep on your butt, and dreamed the whole thing. YAKKO: And the weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream. DOT:   There was a hole in the plot you could drive a truck through. {Dance of the Sugar-Plum Fairies} YAKKO: Gentles, do not reprehend... DOT:    Honeys, don't blame us, you could be watching Oprah. YAKKO: If you pardon, we'll amend. DOT:   But we're sorry, and we promise that our next show will be full of         funny skits. WAKKO: HELLOOO PIXIE!!! {still more sexy music} YAKKO: And, as I am an honest Puck; DOT:   I'm not touching that one. YAKKO: If we have unearned luck, now to 'scape the serpent's tongue; DOT:   What he said. YAKKO: We will make amends 'ere long. DOT:   We'll buy you foot long hot dogs! YAKKO: Else the Puck a liar call, so goodnight unto you all. MWAH! DOT:   Goodnight everybody! YAKKO: Give me your hands if we be friends. DOT:   Applaud if you like us. [Yakko claps] {Dance of the Sugar-Plum Fairies} YAKKO: And robin shall restore amends. DOT:   And the Boy Wonder will save us. {Music from B:TAS and/or AB&R} PIXIE: Oh, what fools these Warners be!