Battle of The Band


 * Sheen: Hey! Hey! What is this? I specifically requested dolphin-safe donuts! I refuse to perform until all of my ridiculous demands are satisfied!


 * [While Jimmy, Carl & Sheen are fighting with each other.]
 * Jimmy: Wait a minute. Sheen, Carl! What are we doing?
 * Sheen: Well, I was about to strangle Carl.
 * Carl: Yeah, and I was about to slap Sheen on the back of the head.