How Underworld Should Have Ended


 * Guy: Wow. I thought his head would never fall off.
 * Girl: I know! I was thinking, hello I just sliced through tour head with a giant sword... you should be on the ground already.
 * Guy: Totally. Should have been much quicker.
 * Girl: Right, and much more messy at that.
 * Guy: Totally.
 * Girl: I mean it's not like I'm slicing butter is it?
 * Guy: No butter at all.
 * Girl: Exactly...
 * Guy: Let's make out.
 * Girl: Alright then.