Boo Happens

BOO HAPPENS --- Written by: RAFAEL ROSADO & AUDU PADEN Directed by: AUDU PADEN Animation by: TOKYO MOVIE SHINSHA NARRATOR: [Sounding like Forrest Gump] This is Forrest. Forrest Boo. And he has had an extraaordinary liife. Life is like a box of         birdseed. Sometimes it gets stuck in your craw. BOO:     Buck-buck-buckaw! NARRATOR: He runs real fast with a football. BOO:     Buck-buckaw! NARRATOR: {Hail to the Chief} Got to meet the President. GUY(?):  Sir, I think he's a chicken. BOO:     Buck-buck-buckaw? KENNEDY: I, uh, do believe he said 'buck buckaw'. NARRATOR: He served his country well in wartime. {Hail to the Chief} Got to meet the President. BOO:     Buckaw! GUY #2?: Sir, I think he's a chicken. FORD:    Chicken!? Why, this man is a genuine American war-hero! NARRATOR: He played ping-pong real good. {Hail to the Chief} Got to meet the President. Again. KISSINGER:Mr. President, he's a chicken. You know, cluck! cluck! NIXON:   He is not a cluck! KISSINGER:He's a chicken! NIXON:   Pardon me? HIPPIE 1: C'mon, man, we're late! HIPPIE 2: All right, come on up here, man, we've got a special guest here today! Tell it like it is, man. BOO:     Buck-buck-buckaw! HIPPIE 3: He's a chicken, man! HIPPIE 2: You've said it all! HIPPIE:4: He IS a chicken! BOO:     Buck-buck-buck! Buckaw! SINGERS: You wear a disguise to look like human guys, But you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo.