Don't Give a Monkey a Gun


 * Alan: Lyndsey Ruth Anne McElroy...
 * Lyndsey: What are you doing?
 * Alan: The right thing for once. I've been in a lot of relationships Oh, three of whom are at this table. But none of them even come close to what we have. From the moment I met you, I knew you were too good for me.
 * Lyndsey: Oh, that's so sweet. And so true.
 * Alan: Walden asked me to pick anything in the world that I wanted, and I pick you. Ah. Will you marry me?
 * Lyndsey: That is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me, but I hope you didn't do anything as silly as waste your wish on ring ... (Alan shows Lyndsey a ring) (Gasps) I'm a princess! I'm a pretty, pretty princess! (yells) Is that a yes? Yes! Ah! (laughs)


 * Walden: In fact Ms. McMartin, will you?


 * Lyndsey: I'm so happy. This is really a new beginning.
 * Alan: It is.