Amnesio


 * Lilo: Stitch... Do you remember what day it is?
 * Stitch: [snores] Naga.
 * Lilo: It's the best day of the year: my birthday! [shakes Stitch's bed, waking up Stitch]
 * Stitch: [groans] Bata ichi!
 * Lilo: [pulls Stitch's blanket away] Wake up, sleepyhead!
 * Stitch: Chubata! [grabs the blanket with his toes, tripping Lilo]
 * Lilo: Fine! But you'll miss the balloons, and the mariachi band, and cake... coconut cake!
 * [the mention of coconut cake wakes up Stitch, who excitingly chews on his pillow]


 * [Lilo, Stitch, and Gantu had their memories erased by Experiment 303]
 * Lilo: What am I doing here? And who are you guys?
 * Gantu: I'm... uh... I'm not quite sure who I am, frankly.
 * Lilo: And who are you?
 * Stitch: Trumba! Meega enesta chi?
 * Lilo: He's even more confused than us. He's speaking a different language.
 * Gantu: [chuckles] It's okay, little fella. No... [Stitch bites his finger] OW!
 * Lilo: Watch out! It's a monster! [ducks under a table]
 * Stitch: MEEGA NALA KWEESTA!!! [grabs a palm tree and pounds Gantu with it and then runs off to wreak havoc]


 * [Lilo/Martha and Gantu/Lenny go into an arcade; Lilo/Martha is playing Galaga]
 * Lilo/Martha: Hey, Lenny! I won an extra ship!
 * [Gantu/Lenny looks around the arcade to find what looks like Stitch but is really a kid in a blue outfit]
 * Gantu/Lenny: [pulls out his blaster] Stay here, Martha.
 * Kid: [playing Street Fighter] You want some? Oh, yeah!
 * Gantu/Lenny: [grabs the kid] I've got you know, convict!
 * Kid: Help!
 * Lilo/Martha: Lenny, no! He's not the convict! He's just a kid!
 * Gantu/Lenny: Martha, I think I know a little more about criminals than you. [looks that he really just grabbed a kid] Oh. Sorry, kid. [puts the kid down]


 * [Jumba and Pleakley see that Lilo, Stitch, and Gantu have lost their memomries]
 * Jumba: Uh-oh! Is Experiment 303.
 * Pleakley: Oh, Experiment 303. Well, now it all makes sense. [angrily turns to Jumba] You think I know all 626 of all your evil monsters by number?! What does it do for Earth's sake?!
 * Jumba: Is designed for to wipe out memories.
 * Pleakley: You made a monster that gives people amnesia?!
 * Jumba: Guess. I can see it was success.
 * Lilo/Martha: Go back a second. Did you say I'm Lilo?
 * Jumba: Of course.
 * Stitch: Neesa amina?
 * Jumba: You are 626, also called Stitch. You catch my experiments like Experiment 303, and find one true place where they belong.
 * Lilo/Martha: [points to Gantu/Lenny] And he helps us?
 * Jumba: Uh, no. He is evil yet incompetent experiment hunter. He is hated by pretty much everyone.


 * [Lilo says the password that restores their memories, which is "ohana"]
 * Lilo: Stitch?
 * Stitch: Lilo!
 * Lilo: We're back!
 * Gantu: So am I! To reclaim the abomination that was mine all along!
 * Lilo: What happened to... [imitates Gantu] "I don't want my old life of evil back"?
 * Gantu: I didn't know what I was missing.


 * [Lilo and Stitch return home after losing Amnesio to Gantu]
 * Lilo: We lost our memories, we lost an experiment to Gantu, and no one remembered my birthday.
 * Stitch: Oh... [gets an idea] Etaba! [climbs a palm tree and gnaws it into a giant tiki totem pole] Happy Birthday!
 * Lilo: Ah, you didn't have to make me a present. I remember my ohana. That's the greatest gift of all. Even if they forget my birthday.
 * [Lilo and Stitch enter the house and lights go on]
 * Nani, David, Jumba, Pleakley, and Cobra Bubbles: SURPRISE!
 * Stitch: COCONUT CAKE! [grabs Lilo's cake and eats in 5 seconds flat, but leaves one slice for Lilo]
 * Lilo: I thought you all forgot.
 * Nani: Lilo, how could I ever forget your birthday? Remember what ohana means?
 * Lilo: Nobody gets left behind.
 * Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley, David, and Cobra Bubbles: Or forgotten.
 * Lilo: Oh, yeah! I forgot that part.


 * [Gantu sends Amnesio to Hämsterviel]
 * Hämsterviel: Still waiting... Where is it?!
 * Gantu: It'll be there any second, sir.
 * Hämsterviel: Any second is too slow! YOU'RE FIRED! F-I-R-E....
 * [Amnesio finally arrives in Hämsterviel's cell]
 * Hämsterviel: Hello, what is this?
 * [Amnesio zaps Hämsterviel in the eyes, erasing his memories]
 * Hämsterviel: What? What was I saying? Who am I?
 * Gantu: Your name is Doofus. You're a dangerous criminal wanted in twelve galaxies!
 * Hämsterviel: Ooh, I am?
 * Gantu: Yes. Fortunately, you were trapped and captured by me: police officer Ace Jackson!