How Star Wars The Phantom Menace Should Have Ended


 * Obi-Wan: Master, what happened?!


 * Queen: The Naboo system has been invaded by the Droid armies of the Trade Federation!
 * Alien: I object! There is no proof!
 * Queen: Actually there is. Like so much proof. Here's a recording from our ship's camera of the Federation attempting to kill us during the invasion. And here is a private message from one of my advisers... being held in a prison camp!
 * Sio Bible: (Hologram) The death toll is catastrophic! You must contact me!
 * Queen: And also there are a ton of witnesses. Two of which are jedi.
 * Obi-Wan: I can assure you want the queen says is true.
 * Guy: Well, Holly Crap. You guys! This ends now! Send reinforcements immediately!