Wizard For a Day


 * [Justin walks in to Wizard's Lair]
 * Justin: What are you doing?
 * Alex: You'll be interested to know that I've found the perfect present for dad.
 * Justin: [gasps][whispers to skull staff] She's going to turn her lips into a zipper!
 * Alex: Oh! That's a good shot! How long have you been working on that one?
 * Justin: Since the day that mom came home and said "Look! There's your little sister, Justin!"


 * [huge alien spaceship lands in Waverly Place]
 * Zeke: Can you guys believe it! Aliens have landed on Waverly Place!
 * Max: Yeah well who's gonna tell them they can't park there? There gonna get towed...


 * [Aliens aiming guns at the family]
 * Theresa: Jerry! Help us!
 * [Jerry gasps. Looks back and forth between family and milkshake machine.]
 * Jerry: Ahh!
 * [Runs to protect milkshake machine]
 * Jerry: Not the milkshake machine! PLEASE!!!!
 * Theresa: [To Family] I knew it!


 * Lead Alien: What happened? Where did the milkshake machine go?
 * Alex: Justin, you did it!
 * [Justin walks into the room holding one of the alien's guns]
 * Justin: Luckily one of those aliens dropped this thing and I was able to quickly figure out how to operate their advanced technology. It's a switch!


 * Lead Alien: Hand over the Milkshake Machine
 * [Jerry holds Max in front of him]
 * Jerry: Here's the Milkshake Machine
 * Theresa: JERRY!!!