Leap of Faith (Full House)

Michelle: I'm gonna call Lisa. Maybe she can tell me who the Counting Cows are.

D.J.: Counting Cows? It's.

[D.J. and Stephanie are about to leave for the Counting Crows concert, when Michelle has something for them.]

Michelle: I've got to tell you guys something: Since you were so good to me, I really don't care about the Counting Cars.

Stephanie: Crows.

[Stephanie offers the ticket to Michelle, but Michelle refuses, saying...]

Michelle: You guys go. You're the ones who like the Counting Cats.

D.J. & Stephanie: Crows!

Jesse: Listen, I know why you’re doing this. You’re trying to get back at me for all the times that I made you worry. Well, you know what? It worked; I’m worried. You win. Sit down, relax, have a muffin. [He takes a muffin from the plate and puts it on the table.]

Becky: Jess, this has nothing to do with you. I’m doing this for that little girl back in Nebraska—"Lowboard Donaldson".

Jesse: [looking puzzled] Is that your cousin with the one eyebrow?

Becky: That’s Celeste.

Jesse: Oh, oh, oh.

Becky: I’m Lowboard. When I was ten, I went to the public swimming pool with all my friends, and we decided we would jump off the high diving board. Well, I climbed all the way to the top, I took one look down, and I chickened out. By the time I got back down to the bottom, I had a new nickname: "Lowboard".

Danny: You know, I can relate to that, actually. You won’t believe this. I got my nickname at a swimming pool too — "Shallow-End Tanner". [sighs] College sophomores can be so cruel. [Jesse and Becky give him looks.]