Abby and Veronica

The Beginning
(The scene begins with the gang hiding in a log) (Everyone began running away from Abby) (Everyone groans) (Everyone pictures 2 Abby's vigorously playing games with everyone and they all panicked) (Later that day) (Everyone was insulted) (Everyone hides back in the cellar) (Veronica walks towards in a slow sax way and a cow faints) (Suddenly the boys goes crazy after looking at Veronica) (The boys started to giggle) (The other boys also wants her attention) (The boys kept fawning over her making Abby angry)
 * Tigger: Are we planning another ambush?
 * Rabbit: Of course not. We're hiding.
 * Donald Duck: This was a terrible idea.
 * Freddy: I can't believe we agreed to play this game.
 * Human Applejack: I can believe we're the last ones left.
 * Ginger: She picking us off one by one. What do we do?
 * Isabella: Well just have to stay here until she's gone.
 * Piglet: How do we know when it's safe? (Rabbit pokes him through a hole) Oh m-m-m-my.
 * Rabbit: Well, Piglet. Do you see her?
 * Abby: There you guys are.
 * Piglet: She's coming! She's coming!
 * Spike the dog: She's gonna kill us!
 * Cosmo: What do we do?!?!
 * Rabbit: I suggest we retreat to another part of the barnyard.
 * Abby: You can run but you hide from Slaughter Ball! (throws ball and hits all them except Otis and Pip)
 * Otis: (with Pip making it to a tree) Ha, home base. Pip and I are safe. (sticks out his tongue)
 * Abby: You gotta leave that tree sometime.
 * Otis: No. Actually we never have to.
 * Pip: Yeah, we're good.
 * Abby: Ah, is that a scorpion on that tree?
 * Otis: (lets go) Ahh, scorpion! Get--(him and Pip gets tagged out)
 * Abby: YES, I AM THE MASTER!!! Hey, who wants to play again?
 * Scruffy: And I thought Lynn's throws were brutal.
 * Lynn: You just haven't seen me a full power yet.
 * Cosmo: And more deadly than Wanda Ball.
 * Eeyore: How's it more deadly?
 * Cosmo: She plays with a cinder block.
 * Mail Badger: Telegram for Abby the cow!
 * Abby: Ooo, right here. (Looks at the letter)
 * Otis: What is it? Who sent ya--(smacked by Abby)
 * Abby: Whoo-who! My cousin Veronica is coming to visit today!
 * Otis: That's nice. Um, do you have any surgical guase--(smacked again)
 * Abby: You guys are gonna love Veronica. She a crack up. We used to do everything together. I mean everything. We wrastled, kick boxed and go exploring. Ooo, she just like me in every way.
 * Otis: (nervous) J-Just like you?
 * Abby: Why'd you guys screamed in terror? Anyway, I'd better go get ready for Veronica's visit. Ooo, this is going to be so much fun. Whoo-who! (leaves)
 * Peck: Otis, we all love Abby, but two of her would..destroy us.
 * Tigger: Well be lucky if we have all our limbs still attached.
 * Timmy Turner: I'm not going to stay here and wait for death to come.
 * Mickey Mouse: You know you two, for once your right.
 * Piglet: We need a good idea.
 * Phineas Flynn: You're right, Piglet. Any suggestions?
 * Pip: How about we hide until her cousin leaves?
 * Otis: Good idea, Pip. To the root cellar!
 * Peck: Let's go!
 * Abby: Otis? Otis, where are you? Veronica’s coming any minute and I need to practice my power serve.
 * Freddy: (peeks out the cellar and sees Abby) It’s Abby.
 * Otis: You’re an idiot.
 * Abby: (opens the cellar) What are you guys doing hiding in the root cellar?
 * Otis: (stutters) We’re were just getting to um…
 * Pip: Go fishing.
 * Otis: Yeah.
 * Pig: On Mars.
 * Freddy: We’re not hiding if that’s what you’re--
 * Otis: No more talking.
 * Abby: If didn’t no better, I say fellas were avoiding Veronica.
 * Otis: What? That’s is patently ridiculous.
 * Cosmo: Yeah, how could even say that?
 * Lincoln: Even if your cousin came here right now, we would look her straight in the eye and show her we’re not afraid of her.
 * All: Yeah!
 * Veronica VO: Yoo-hoo! Abby!
 * Luna: She’s here!
 * Candace Flynn: Back in the cellar!
 * Abby: Veronica! Veronica! Veronica?
 * Abby: Gosh, Veronica. You changed; alot.
 * Veronica: Well not you, dear. Still cute as a button. (annoyed by the music) Do you mind?!?!
 * Goat: Sorry.
 * Freddy: So, is it safe?
 * Pig: Yeah, is it sa---
 * Veronica: My, Abby, you certainly didn't tell me you live with such handsome men folk.
 * Tigger: She called us handsome.
 * Abby: Oh, them? They were just leaving to go fish--(pushed away by Otis)
 * Otis: Hi, Veronica! I'm Otis. And these are some...jerks.
 * Pip: I'm Pip. I'm adorable.
 * Peck: I'm Puck, eh Pick, Peck.
 * Pig: (gets stuck on Hi and Abby moves him)
 * Freddy: My name is F--(Suddenly his tongue rolls out)
 * Abby: Why are you acting so stupid?
 * Veronica: Oh, it's all right, sugar. Who can hear them over all that hunkiness?
 * Otis: She call us hunky.
 * Abby: Right. Anyway, Veronica, we're gonna have so much fun. We'll play Slaughter Ball, Cream the Critter, and your favorite game, (pulls out thumper bat) Thumper Bat.
 * Otis: Abby, NO! You might bruise her flawless skin! (whacked by Abby)
 * Freddy: Or musk her luxurious hair! (whacked by Abby)
 * Pig: (still stuck on hi and got whacked)
 * Otis: Now, Veronica, if you need anything, anything at all--
 * Pip: I wanna do something for her!
 * Otis: Guys, I'm trying to have quality time with Abby's hot cousin.
 * Pip: I want quality time!

The Middle
(A few days later, Veronica is being pampered by Duke) (Suddenly Otis comes in on monster truck sized tractor) (The boys began to argue) (The boys heads off to the meadow) (Abby's face turns green as Bessie comes by) (Makeup Corner) (At the mine, Veronica whistles for the boys and they comes in very fast) (The boys head back until...) (Suddenly the boys falls in love with her)
 * Veronica: Oh, Duke, you have such healing paws
 * Duke: I live to serve you, my queen.
 * Rabbit: Hello, Veronica, we just planning your surprise party and--
 * Tigger: It was going to be colossalical with a half a gazillion balloons
 * Piglet: And flowers.
 * Winnie the Pooh: And honey. Oh bother.
 * Veronica: Just keep up the good work boys.
 * Abby: Veronica, you've been here for days and we haven't played Thumper Bats once, how 'bout it?
 * Veronica: Not right now dear. I'm a little busy
 * Pig: Uh, Veronica? I worked all night to make you my special corn perogies with imported owl cheese. (pushed aside by Freddy and Peck)
 * Freddy: Veronica!
 * Peck: Hey, Veronica! We're not sure what girls like. So, we brought you these worms.
 * Freddy: And this lightning rod. (shocked)
 * Otis: Look, Veronica. I turn the tractor into a monster car so I can take you for a ride. Pretty snazz.
 * Pip; (drives in a toy car) Why ride in that hunk of junk when you can drive in style
 * Otis: What?!?! She can't even fit in there
 * Veronica: Boys, Boys! You're all being awfully sweet. But, you know what they say, Diamonds are girls best friend.
 * Tigger: Hey, wait a minute, where are we gonna find diamonds in this place?
 * Veronica: Well, this little old US geological survey map says there's a whole passel of diamonds right over that meadow.
 * Abby: What? Veronica, you can't actually expect those boys will agree to dig diamonds for you.
 * Veronica: Wait for it...
 * Otis: I'll get those diamonds for you.
 * Pip: Not if I get them first
 * Freddy: No me!
 * Otis: To the earth!
 * Abby: Veronica, I don't think I like the way your using our friends.
 * Veronica: Abby, wise up! You're living over a fortune in diamonds and these mindless love puppets are willing to dig them up.
 * Sci-Twi: Hey, nobody uses your friends to get pamper hand and foot.
 * Lori: Yeah, only we get to do that.
 * Veronica: Now if you girls play along and I might toss a couple of gems your way before I blow this dump.
 * Olive Doyle: We would never use are friends as toys for something greedy as diamonds!
 * Lola: Yeah. How much are we talking?
 * Human Rarity: LOLA!!!
 * Katie: Sorry, but our answer is no!
 * Veronica: More for me then. Oh and uh, I think I might take the big cute one when I go. Otis, is it? (leaves)
 * Sunset Shimmer: Oh it's on.
 * Adyson: She has got to go.
 * Luan: I'll say. Abby is literately green with jealousy.
 * Bessie: She sure knows how to keep those morons hopping.
 * Gretchen: You have a point there. When a boy sees a pretty girl, they all fawn for her.
 * Human Fluttershy: So how come you boys aren't fawning over Veronica?
 * Mickey Mouse: Because I have a girlfriend.
 * Jeremy Johnson: Me too.
 * Candace Flynn: Oh, Jeremy.
 * Wanda: And Cosmo, was just thinking about how hideous she is, right? (Cosmo gets nervous as Wanda writes on a flashcard) Say it.
 * Cosmo: Wow, she sure is hideous. I would sure hate to spend quality time with her.
 * Abby: Girls, I got to find a way to break her spell over Otis.
 * Bessie: Otis?
 * Scruffy: Don't you mean, all of them?
 * Abby: Oh, right, all of them. (laughs nerverously)
 * Bessie: Well, the only thing that'll make those dum-dums forget a pretty face is a prettier face.
 * Abby: Wha? Me? Oh, Bessie, I could never look as glamorous as Veronica.
 * Holly: Don't be ridiculous. We can make shy girl like you into a star.
 * Lola: Yeah. By the time we're done. You'll knock'em dead.
 * Bessie: They're right you know. Come on. Let's dress you up like a big girl.
 * Milly: You sure this will work?
 * Human Rarity: I'm 100% sure it will work. Besides, we got some beauty tips from a very reliable source.
 * Freddy VO: And now it is time for Makeover Corner with your host Mr. Pig
 * Pig: Hello, I'm Mr. Pig. Looks like Abby's off to get a makeover. Here's a few tips on how a makeover help you the viewer go from frumpy to faboulous.
 * Duke: Hello, I am Duke. I am a fashion nightmare. Yo, Pig, I don't wanna say these lines.
 * Pig: Shhh. Models gets dizzy if they talk. Let's make sure we have our basic makeover tools; pancake make-up, some fabric shears, and this taser.
 * Duke: Whoa, oh, oh, you never mention anything about a---
 * Pig: No talking. (shocks Duke and puts him a dress) And there you have it, make over magic.
 * Duke: Hey, it worked. I'm beautiful and I'm brimming with self-confidence!
 * Pig: Now, go take on the world, baby! Next week, we'll find out what happens when you put lipstick on a pig. Um, hey I don't want to wait. (puts it on himself) Mmmm, red.
 * Veronica: Anything to report boys?
 * Otis: No diamonds yet, Veronica. I blame Pig.
 * Pig: It's true. I got a gimpy lung.
 * Veronica: Well, back to work with you then.
 * Pip: Really? Cause we're kind of tired.
 * Baljeet: Yeah, and we need some more water.
 * Eeyore: Can we at least take a break?
 * Veronica: Whoever finds the first diamond, gets prolong eye contact.
 * Otis: You heard her. Get back to work!
 * Bessie: (VO) Hold up!
 * Freddy: So long, suckers! (him and Freddy heads on down)
 * Bessie: There's someone I like you all to meet. (moves away and reveals Abby beautifully in blue dress)
 * Donald Duck: Who is that?
 * Phineas Fynn: She look familiar?
 * Pig: Is that Abby?
 * Pip: She look different.
 * Goofy: She looks beautiful.
 * Otis: She looks gorgeous
 * Piglet: She looks drop dead gorgeous.
 * Abby: Well, hello boys.

The Ending
(They both clashed while also accidentally hitting everyone else) (After a couple minutes thumping each, both of them started taking a breather) (The two when at it so hard, Veronica runs into the wood holding up the mine causing a cave-in) (Everyone agrees angrily) (The two gets suited up as Otis holds the beam) THE END!
 * Veronica: Abby, what do you think you doing?
 * Abby: Looks like we're playing a game after all, Veronica. Well I reckon I'll beat you at that one too. (suddenly one of her heels cracked and was caught by Otis)
 * Otis: Gee, Abby, you look great. It's like seeing you for the first time. Suddenly I'm experiencing new feelings an--(annoyed) Do you mind?
 * Goat: Sorry.
 * Abby: Well, it's so nice of you to notice. But, don't you have to go back to work in Veronica's diamond mine.
 * Otis: Veronica? What's a Veronica?
 * Veronica: Get your hands off my love slave!
 * Abby: What's the matter, Veronica, jealous?
 * Veronica: Lady, you started something you don't want to finish. (pulls out thumper bat)
 * Abby: Thumper Bats, huh? (pulls out hers) Just like old times.
 * Otis: Girls, no! You'll damage each other's beautiful faces! (smacked) Soft, cushiony pain.
 * Veronica: It's on girlfriend!
 * Abby: Bring it!
 * Lynn: Wow. They are really going at each other.
 * Cosmo: I know.
 * Lincoln: They can't keep this up forever, can they?
 * Winnie the Pooh: We'll just have to wait and see.
 * Scruffy: They'll probably be out breath in a few seconds.
 * Narrator: 400 thumps later...
 * Abby: I gotta admit, Veronica. You still got your moves
 * Veronica: Thanks. I do palates
 * Otis: Veronica, what did you do? Freddy and Peck are still down there.
 * Veronica: (gets a call) Yello?
 * Peck: Veronica, it's Peck, hi. The good news is we found you a diamond.
 * Spike the dog: The bad news is that we can't get out.
 * Freddy: Yeah, and that mean I have to eat Peck.
 * Peck: But Freddy we packed a lunchbox.
 * Freddy: Quiet! I know this is what you want
 * Spike the dog: Yeah you might want to hurry to Peck's sake.
 * Veronica: Oh no. What've I done?
 * Otis: You doomed three of our friends. You we're right. Abby. Your friend is nothing but a user; a godless like perfect user.
 * Abby: Oh pipe down. (whacks Otis)
 * Veronica: Oh, Abby, I feel terrible.
 * Otis: I still marry you.
 * Wanda: Shut up!
 * Veronica: Wait a minute! Cuz, remember when we went cave spelunking?
 * Abby: You mean at Old Spingars place?
 * Veronica: Yes. Maybe we can save your friends. Come on.
 * Abby: Keep holding that beam up Otis. We'll be as quick as we can
 * Otis: Actually, I don't think I can hold
 * Veronica: Wish us luck. (kisses him)
 * Otis: No problem. Take your time.
 * Freddy: This gonna hurt me more than it hurts you
 * Peck: Yeah, I don't see that
 * Veronica: I got'em Abby!
 * Freddy: NO!!!!
 * Veronica: Pull!!!
 * Otis: Girls, you save Freddy and Peck!
 * Peck: And we save this giant diamond for you Veronica
 * Abby: Peck, Veronica don't care about that. She put aside her petty selfish ways when she risked her life to save you.
 * Spike the dog: Aww. Did you really?
 * Veronica: No! Give me that! (takes it) I risked my life to save this giant diamond! (runs off) And now that I have it, so long losers!
 * Tigger: Oh, fiddlesticks.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother.
 * Burford: I can't believe even after rescuing us, she still back stabbed us. Again.
 * Lucy: I can't believe you're related to her, Abby.
 * Abby: Me either.
 * Isabella: I can't believe she took that worthless rock.
 * Eeyore: What do you mean by that?
 * Isabella: Using my skills when I got my Rare Gem patch, I saw that diamond was cubic zirconia.
 * Goofy: Meaning what exactly?
 * Mickey Mouse: It's worthless.
 * Human Pinkie Pie: Oh. No wonder that mine was abandoned.
 * Abby: Well I hope you boys learned your lesson.
 * Lincoln: We sure did Abby.
 * Cosmo: Yeah. Never trust a pretty face if they're using you for diamonds.
 * Luna: Not exactly what we were going for but close enough.
 * Otis: Yes, and I learned that beauty is only skin deep. You see it's what's inside your heart that truly matters. Therefore you must judge a person by their outward appearance.
 * Abby: Well said Otis.
 * Otis: So, know that I'm not judging you and I ask you to wear your pretty girl outfit 24 hours a day.
 * Abby: (angry) You are so shallow
 * Otis: Thank you. I like to think that--(runs away as Abby whacks Otis with a thumper bat)
 * Bessie: Ah, to be young and in love and stupid.