Duped


 * Forever Knight 1: Right then, we go in fast, grab what we came for and get out.
 * Forever Knight 2: Charging the cannon now.
 * [The Knights aim the tank's cannon at the museum door]
 * Forever Knight 1: This'll rip that door open like it was made of tissue paper!
 * Rath: [Rips open the top of the tank] LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', FOREVER KNIGHTS!! NOBODY'S RIPPIN' OPEN NOTHIN' EXCEPT RATH!! [One of the Forever Knights shoots at Rath] THAT'S YOUR FIRST MISTAKE; WHEN YOU SHOOT RATH, YOU JUST MAKE RATH MAD!!!! [Roars, and is about to attack when his phone rings and he answers it, lowering his voice] Helloooo?
 * Gwen Tennyson: Ben, where are you? Julie's in the middle of her set!
 * Rath: Lemme tell ya somethin', Gwen Tennyson. I was on my way there when I saw this tank pull up at the museum and-
 * Gwen Tennyson: I don't care, get here! [Hangs up]
 * Rath: That was harsh. [Raises his voice again] NOW, WHERE WERE WE?!!! [Looks back into the tank to find that the Forever Knights are running for their lives. Goes mad and starts throwing parts of the tank at the Knights. Talking to some old men on a bench who are acting as though nothing is happening] What?! It was already busted! [Walks off]


 * Forever Knight #1: We attempted to show initiative, King Urian.
 * King Urian: And by doing so, you revealed our intentions to our enemies AND lost our sole remaining plasma-beam tank.
 * Forever Knight #2: We didn't lose it, sire. It's right outside the museum. Ben Tennyson tore it into tiny pieces but...
 * Forever Knight #1: We know EXACTLY where... [chuckles slightly] Actually, it's almost funny when you think about it.


 * Ben Tennyson: Nice game, Julie.
 * Julie Yamamoto: How would you know? (walks away)
 * Ben Tennyson: What? What did I say?
 * Gwen Tennyson: It's what you did, Ben. You were late, and when you finally show up, you made a big entrance and completely blew her concentration.
 * Ben Tennyson: I can't help if I'm famous, right? (waves to the crowd; Gwen glares at him) I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
 * Gwen Tennyson: It better not. The finals are in three hours. That should be enough time for you to figure out how to make this up to her.
 * Ben Tennyson: (to Kevin) Any suggestions?
 * Kevin Levin: Yeah, there's a plan - ask me for girlfriend advice.


 * Ben Tennyson: (Running to Gwen with Kevin behind him) Come on, Gwen, wait up! (Gets to Gwen, who turns around, and stops running) Okay, so I was a little late. I was kinda busy!
 * Gwen Tennyson: (Talking about Julie) And this tournament is important to her!
 * Kevin Levin: If we're doing important, maybe we could figure out why the Forever Knights are trying to bust into that museum.
 * Gwen Tennyson: Forever Knights? Like that's a big riddle. They're trying to steal some piece of alien technology so they can slay dragons, or take over the world, or something.
 * Kevin Levin: So now we ignore them while they try and take over the world?
 * Gwen Tennyson: They're always taking over the world. This is Julie's first professional tournament. We should be supporting her. She should be center of attention, especially from Ben. "[looks at Ben, who is using his smartphone]" What are you doing?
 * Ben Tennyson: I was thinking that while we were waiting around, I could go and catch Sumo Slammers the Movie.
 * Kevin Levin: You're either the bravest man alive, or the dumbest.
 * Ben Tennyson: [confused] What?
 * Kevin Levin: Okay, the dumbest.
 * Ben Tennyson: It's opening today! And there's a 2pm show just a few blocks-! (Gwen puts his hand over his mouth)
 * Gwen Tennyson: No.
 * Ben Tennyson: (Moves Gwen's hand away from his mouth) But it's Sumo Slammers! In 3D!
 * Gwen Tennyson: Ben...
 * Ben Tennyson: It's their first live action movie! Everybody knows live action's better than cartoons!
 * Gwen Tennyson: Benjamin Kirby Tennyson! Don't even think about it! You can't be in two places at once! (Walks off, Kevin shakes his head at Ben, then walks off as well)
 * Ben Tennyson: (Stands still for a moment, then thinks of a plan) Or maybe I can...


 * [to be in three places at once, Ben transforms into Echo Echo then switches the Ultimatrix to "human]
 * Ben Tennyson: I didn't really think that was going to work.
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: Why not? You're a smart guy. You don't give yourself enough credit for that.
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: I don't know. I think you're kind of a dope.
 * Ben Tennyson: Yeah? Well, THIS dope's going to see "Sumo Slammer."
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: You work hard. You deserve to treat yourself every now and then. Tell you what, I'll go with Kevin and keep an eye out for those Forever Knights.
 * Ben Tennyson: Perfect. And YOU...
 * [They catch Ben #3 admiring himself in the mirror]
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: What?
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: We were thinking you could go watch Julie play in the tournament. After all, she's always so nice to us. It's only right that we...
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: Yeah, fine, whatevs.


 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: Hello, Kevin. Hope I didn't keep you waiting.
 * Kevin Levin: Didn't I just see you with Gwen?
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: I guess so. Didn't you want to go investigate the Forever Knights robbery?
 * Kevin Levin: Yeah, but Gwen's pretty mad at you. You better...
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: Gwen might SEEM inflexible, but her heart is as big as all outdoors. She'll forgive my transgression.
 * Kevin Levin: Gwen will forgive you? Gwen Tennyson?
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: This mission's important to you, and you're important to me, my good friend. Let's go.
 * Kevin Levin: [to himself] Somethin's definitely wrong here, but so far it's workin' out for me.


 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: I'm just thinking about how long we've known each other.
 * Kevin Levin: Why?
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: Because I don't think we've ever honestly talked about our feelings, about how we're friends now, but we were enemies - which is understandable, what with you being criminally insane back then and all.
 * Kevin Levin: I talk about my feelings all the time, like when I'm mad or hungry or when I have to go to the bathroom.


 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: Head's up! One side! Hero stuff to do!


 * Gwen Tennyson: Where have you been? Julie's match is about to start.
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: I'm here. Why don't you put a sock in it?
 * Gwen Tennyson: Whoa. What's with all the attitude?
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: A Ben classic. Miss me?


 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: Go Julie! WHOO HOO! Julie Yamamoto is number 1, baby! HOO! HOO! HOO!
 * (Gwen pulls Ben down)
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: What?
 * Gwen Tennyson: You're embarrassing her!
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: She loves the attention.
 * Gwen Tennyson: No, she doesn't.
 * (Julie looks down)
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: My bad...
 * (Gwen looks back at the match)
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: (yelling to Julie's tennis opponent) Hey, other girl! You're a terrible tennis player and my girlfriend's gonna kick your butt!
 * (silence, then the crowd starts yelling)
 * Referee: What's happening up there!
 * Julie Yamamoto: Uh, that's my... boyfriend.
 * Referee: (sarcastically) You must be very proud.


 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: Come on, it's just a dumb old tennis game! Besides, she was supposed to lose, anyway! Heh. Sound really carries in here.


 * Reporter: Ben, any comment on Will Harangue's editorials? He says you're a menace!
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: Yeah? I say TV's a dead medium. (reporter looks disappointed/miserable) Sorry man, you know it's true!
 * Girl: I'm your biggest fan!
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: Hey, that makes 2 of us.
 * Girl: Is that really your girlfriend on the court?
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: Hey, things cha-- (Gwen hits him with a magic beam) Ow! What? I'm just having fun.


 * Kevin Levin: Ben! You've always been kinda girly but today...
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: Yeah?
 * Kevin Levin: You're creeping me out!
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: ...I understand, I'm truly sorry.
 * Kevin Levin: Stop understanding! Stop apologizing! Stop talking about your feelings! I just wanna find some Forever Knights and pound them.
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: Hmmm... Interesting.
 * Kevin Levin: Cut that out!


 * Sensitive Humungousaur: [singing] Humungousauuuuuuur!
 * Kevin Levin: Never do that again.
 * Sensitive Humungousaur: Just trying it out.


 * Sensitive Humungousaur: Can you tell which way they're coming from?
 * Kevin Levin: [as the ground suddenly cracks beneath their feet] Yes.


 * Kevin Levin: Ben, do something!
 * Sensitive Humungousaur: Why me?
 * Kevin Levin: Because you're a giant, indestructible dinosaur?
 * Sensitive Humungousaur: Okay, but shouldn't we work towards a consensus that lets us both feel invested in the plan?


 * King Urian: Who dares intrude?
 * Forever Knight 1: It's Ben Tennyson, the alien changeling, and his lackey.
 * Kevin Levin: Oh, now I'm a lackey?
 * Sensitive Humungousaur: I'm sure he didn't mean to hurt your feelings. [to Forever Knights] You didn't mean to hurt his feelings, right?
 * King Urian: Destroy them!

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 * (Sensitive Humungousaur starts to follow Kevin and hits his head on a pole) (transforms back into Ben)
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: (rubbing his head) Ow!!!!
 * Kevin Levin: When did you become such a baby?! (walks off)
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: Well, it hurt! (whining)

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 * King Urian: It's mine! After all this time, it's mine!
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: Excuse me, sir, but the signs clearly say "Do Not Touch the Exhibits."
 * Kevin Levin: Signs? That's the best you got? Where's the usual smack talk? First we crack on the bad guys, then we trash 'em. It's what we do.
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: That's bad sportsmanship. We should respect the ego space of our opponents. Villains are people, too.

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 * King Urian: This is Toltech battle armor, a little parting gift left with the Aztecs by a race of aliens.
 * Sensitive Ben: There were aliens in Central America?
 * Kevin Levin: They came for the scenery, but they stayed for the chocolate.

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 * King Urian: (to the Bens) Three of you? The more, the bloodier!

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 * Ben Tennyson: Where's the other us?
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: What am I, a GPS?

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 * Kevin Levin: [runs past the 3 Bens] If I wasn't running for my life, I'd totally demand an explanation!
 * Ben Tennyson: "Sumo-Slammers" opened today and-
 * Sensitive Ben Tennyson: We were trying to be sensitive to everyone's needs!
 * Arrogant Ben Tennyson: What's it to you?!
 * Kevin Levin: AGAIN! Running for my life!

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 * Ben Tennyson: (after obliterating the Forever Knight's armor into pieces) Rest in pieces!

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 * Kevin Levin: Every time. (faints)

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 * Ben Tennyson: I'm glad you won your tournament, Julie.
 * Julie Yamamoto: (sarcastically) Yeah, thanks.
 * Gwen Tennyson: You should have been there, and by that I mean you should have been there.
 * Ben Tennyson: Ok, Gwen. (scowls)
 * Julie Yamamoto: Ben, I know you were off fighting bad guys. I was upset. But, I guess that's a deal when you decide to date a superhero.
 * Ben Tennyson: (trying to please and calm down Julie) Julie, I promise, I'll make it up to you. Whatever you want to do, I'm there, just name it.
 * Julie Yamamoto: (calmed and pleased, ready to give Ben another chance) Well, maybe we can go see Sumo Slammers: The Movie together.
 * Ben Tennyson: Actually, I, uh... already saw it.
 * Julie Yamamoto: When...?
 * Ben Tennyson: Uh...during your match...?
 * Julie Yamamoto: Well, that's just... oh! (furiously storms off)
 * Gwen Tennyson: Nice. (storms off after Julie)
 * Kevin Levin: Man, you are so insensitive. (walks out too, leaving Ben alone in the stadium to repent on what he did)