My Singing Monsters

This is the transcript for the American adult computer-animated film, My Singing Monsters.

The Continent - Day

 * Hoola: (noticing the Wublins attacking) Damn!
 * Mammott: What’s wrong, Hoola?
 * Hoola: We’re being attacked by the Wublins!
 * Furcorn: Line ’em up!
 * (The Ethereals start blasting a bunch of Wublins.)
 * Ghazt: Boo and yah, motherfuckers! We’ve got your down!
 * Zynth: You hellhound! Stop!
 * Whisp: (somewhat angrily) Never!
 * Hoola: I got this.
 * (Hoola jumps and take a tree and slams it down, trapping some Wublins. Maggpi and Tawkerr come by as Hoola puts the tree back.)
 * Maggpi: Thank you, Hoola. You’ve done it again.
 * Tawkerr: Yeah, you’re the best.
 * Hoola: No, I’m just here to help.
 * (The Wublins look around.)
 * PomPom: That was smooth. That was very smooth.
 * Furcorn: Oh, crap!
 * Hoola: Holy crap! We have to do something!

Cave Island - Night

 * Bowgart: Go, go, go!
 * (Bowgart rushes the others into the Cave Island.)
 * Mammott: Furcorn, get your leaf off of my fur!
 * Furcorn: My leaf on your fur?! Get your fur off of my leaf!
 * Hoola: What the... Why’re we hiding?
 * PomPom: Shh! They’re coming!
 * Hoola: Who?
 * PomPom: The Wublins.
 * Whajje: (bursting into the Cave Island) That’s right! The Wublins!
 * (The other Wublins burst in with a song about themselves.)
 * Rare Wubbox: So where are they? WHERE... ARE... MY... MINIONS?! Why did you kill them?
 * PomPom: Aren’t you just a fucking cunt?
 * Rare Wubbox: Are you saying I’m stupid?
 * PomPom: (quietly, backing away 1 step) No...
 * Rare Wubbox: Do I LOOK... stupid... to you? Anyway, though, here’s the order: The Wublins plan an attack, the Wublins start the attack, the Wublins try to get revenge...
 * Pixolotl: And the Birds eat the Wublins.
 * Rare Wubbox: (shoving Pixolotl into a wall) Shut the fuck up, I don’t want hear anything out of you, do you understand me?
 * (Pixolotl whimpers a little.)
 * Rare Wubbox: I said, ‘Do you understand me’?! (smashes Pixolotl to the wall)
 * Pixolotl: But how can I answer, you said I couldn’t say another word.
 * Rare Wubbox: (groans) Alright. Now, you’re not going to like what we did.
 * Maw: Why not?
 * Rare Wubbox: Hey, we will finish you off if you don’t shut up!
 * Maw: You bastard!
 * Rare Wubbox: Oh, shut up!

Pom Trio’s Cave - Night

 * (Hoola enters the Pom Trio’s cave alone.)
 * Ketra: (chanting) Hiya, how are ya? Hiya, how are ya? Hiya, how are ya?
 * Hoola: Hiya, how are ya? You’re Ketra, right.
 * Ketra: (stops chanting) Mm-hmm.
 * Hoola: What are you doing in this cave?
 * Ketra: I am the inhabitant of this land. My life is a living hell. Guys! Come out here!
 * ???: If this monster learns what happens, we’re all doomed!
 * ???: She must hell the terrible truth.
 * Hoola: Who are you?
 * ???: We’re the Pom Trio, motherfucker.
 * ???: We have Different music in us.
 * Ketra: On The left is Voxxy.
 * Voxxy On the other hand, I’m pretty different from you.
 * Ketra: On the right is Strina.
 * Strina: So what’s the terrible truth?
 * Hoola: The Wublins landed an attack on our continent. They’re about to come in for another attack! Everyone will die from the attack.
 * Ketra: Ah, Yeah, that’s a good point. Fuck me, right?
 * Hoola: Wait, so we must take out the Wublins in order to have their revenge.
 * Ketra: So you have learned the terrible truth. Congratulations! You’ll probably be right.
 * Strina: Go to the Space Island to find a missing piece.
 * Hoola: What’s on the Space Island?
 * Voxxy: Oh, you’ll see. But I must warn you... Once you see that shit, it’ll fuck you up for life. Good luck! Have fun! (pecks Hoola on the lips and giggles)
 * Ketra: Hey, Strina, find the crossbows, will ya?
 * Strina: Okay.