Cheese Roll Call

A WORLD OF CHEESES,

DELICIOUSLY MADE FOR YOU AND ME

FLAVORS LIKE PROVOLONE AND BRIE

EACH WITH ITS OWN ETHNICITY

SO MANY CHEESES ARE AVAILABLE

ALL AROUND THE WORLD

FOR YOU TO EAT ESPECIALLY

GOOD WITH CRACKERS AND MEAT

A NICE YUMMY TREAT

THOUSANDS OF CHEESES

THE TEXTURE OF SOME CAN BE REAL GOOEY

OTHERS ARE QUITE FIRM AND CHEWY

SOME ARE BETTER WHEN MILDEWY BOUNTIFUL

CHEESES WHEN YOU TAKE A BIG WHIFF

A FEW WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO SPEW

ESPECIALLY STRONG IS THE CHEESE REMONDOU

A REAL STINKEROO

IT'S INCREDIBLE JUST HOW MANY KINDS

THERE ARE FROM COUNTRIES NEAR AND FAR

IT'S REALLY QUITE BIZARRE

NOW FROM THE MOUTHS OF CHEESES BIG AND SMALL WE PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU THE CHEESE ROLL CALL.

I AM THE BRITISH CHEESE WENSLEYDALE, LIGHTLY PRESSED AND SMOOTH-TEXTURED WITH A SUBTLE MILKY FLAVOR, WHICH IS CLEAN AND REFRESHING.

WELCOME, WENSLEYDALE! G'DAY!

I AM AUSTRALIAN CHEDDAR, AN INNOCUOUS GOLDEN YELLOW, RINDLESS BLOCK INSPIRED BY CHEDDAR AND EDAM.

HA HA! WELCOME, CHEDDAM!

I AM THE GERMAN CHEESE EDELPILZKASE, A FINE BLUE-VEINED CHEESE WITH A PALE IVORY PASTE AND VERY DARK VEINS TRAVELING VERTICALLY THROUGH ME.

WELCOME, EDELPIL EDELPIL OH, WILLKOMMEN! THANK YOU, CHEESES! I WANT TO EAT YOU ALL!

OH, HOW I LIKE MY CHEESES

CHEESE FROM AROUND THE WORLD

CHEESE IS THE TASTE THAT PLEASES

CHEESE FROM AROUND THE WORLD

SING WITH ME, CHEESES!

OH, HOW I LIKE MY CHEESES

CHEESE FROM AROUND THE WORLD

EVERYBODY!

CHEESE IS THE TASTE THAT PLEASES

CHEESE FROM AROUND THE WORLD

AROUND THIS GREAT BIG WORLD

AROUND THIS BIG CHEESE WORLD

AROUND THIS GREAT BIG WORLD

AROUND THIS BIG CHEESE WORLD

MMM. YUMMY. NARF.