Threat Level Midnight


 * Michael: [as Michael Scarn] It'll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn!


 * Jim: [as Goldenface] Oh, someone's coming alright. The only man who would care: Michael Scarn. See, I'm gonna lure him here, then I kill everybody, then I'm gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife and I'm gonna hump her real good.
 * [cut to Jim in interview]
 * Jim: I did not love the dialogue. Or the character. I took the role to impress a receptionist who will remain nameless.