George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

00:00:46	Ve you tried honey bunches of oats yet? 00:00:48	Every spoonful is a little different. 00:00:50	Mmm. 00:00:51	They got three kinds of flakes. 00:00:52	This is delicious. 00:00:53	It's the perfect combination of sweet and crispy. 00:00:56	I love it. this is so good. 00:00:58	This is great. 00:00:59	The magic's in the mix. 00:02:17	♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ 00:02:18	aloha. 00:02:19	(announcer)LET YOUR AIR WELCOME YOU With new air wicktropical bliss scented oils with the fresh essenceof coconuts and breezes it welcomes you toparadise in your living room. 00:02:28	Say aloha to new air wick tropical bliss. 00:02:49	Man, our waitress is beautiful. 00:02:53	So, fool, ask her out. 00:02:55	No way. 00:02:55	She's out of my league. 00:02:57	Here you go, boys. 00:02:57	Two more shots of mescal. 00:02:59	Anything else I can get you? 00:03:01	Uh, yeah, my friend has something he wants to ask you. 00:03:03	Ask her, man. ask. 00:03:04	Ask her. 00:03:06	.. 00:03:08	I was wondering, um, .. 00:03:13	What's your soup gonna be? 00:03:17	We don't have soup. 00:03:18	Sorry for wasting your time. 00:03:19	Okay. 00:03:22	My bad. 00:03:23	Wow, she didn't go for the soup line? 00:03:25	She's obviously a lesbian. 00:03:27	"What's your soup?"¿está loco? 00:03:28	" golly, you don't have to take it out on me just because you have problems at home. 00:03:36	I can't believe angie took my mom's side after all that that woman's done to me. 00:03:40	Hey, george, you might have had a rough childhood, but you got a great life now, okay? 00:03:45	You got angie, a great family, you manage the plant, you got angie. 00:03:53	You said angie twice. 00:03:55	(laughing nervously) Did i? 00:03:58	I'm sure it doesn't mean anything. 00:04:01	Dude, all I know is, for somebody who has a better life than I do, you sure complain a lot. 00:04:06	You know what? 00:04:07	That's easy for you to say. 00:04:07	You had a great mom. 00:04:10	Hey, don't drink that, george. 00:04:11	You got the one with the worm, man. 00:04:13	That thing has all kinds of weird psychedelic properties. 00:04:17	No, it doesn't. 00:04:18	Hey, maybe I'll have a psychedelic vision and forget all about my horrible mom. 00:04:24	Mmm. 00:04:25	Nope, nothing. 00:04:27	See, I'm fine. what-tcha. 00:04:28	Hello. 00:04:31	Okay. 00:04:32	Hey, but if you start feeling weird, let me know! 00:04:43	(screams) This will help you sleep better. 00:04:56	No, don't smother me! 00:04:58	I was just trying to make you more comfortable. 00:05:02	What was that? 00:05:03	Hey, what did you do to me? 00:05:05	Kissed you, funny bunny. 00:05:09	Warm cinnamon roll? 00:05:11	What's going on? 00:05:13	Oh, you dozed off watching tv. 00:05:17	Where am i? 00:05:17	You're home, angel. 00:05:20	Home? 00:05:21	Angel? 00:05:21	Hey, are you drunk? 00:05:25	Drinking before 5:00? 00:05:25	I don't think so. 00:05:35	Hey, look at all these pictures of me. 00:05:36	Yes, it's almost time to put up the summer ones. 00:05:41	So I live here with you? 00:05:43	Well, until you meet a girl who's good enough for you. 00:05:46	And, you know, I don't think someone like that really exists. 00:05:52	You know, I had the weirdest dream. 00:05:56	That you were always mean to me, telling me that my head was too big. 00:06:00	I would never. 00:06:02	God made your head that way so it could cradle that big, wonderful brain. 00:06:07	Lemonade? 00:06:13	What's this? 00:06:15	Oh, that's the weekend you went camping with the tree top rangers. 00:06:19	I went? 00:06:19	What are you doing there? 00:06:23	I was the den mother, silly. 00:06:26	Oh, we had the best time ever. 00:06:29	Well, you must remember that, " that's my indian name. 00:06:35	Yes. 00:06:39	And it's still true. 00:06:41	I love you. 00:06:43	I love you, mom. 00:06:46	I love you more. 00:06:48	(laughing) This is weird. 00:06:53	Your hair smells like shampoo instead of cigarettes. 00:06:58	I don't know .. 00:07:01	But it's awesome. 00:07:38, We're all out of toilet paper. 00:07:40	Can you toss me a roll? 00:07:41	Your toilet paper shouldn't be too rough. 00:07:45	We're out of toilet paper. 00:07:46	Can you toss me a roll? 00:07:47	Your toilet paper shouldn't be too soft. 00:07:50	We're out of toilet paper again. 00:07:53	Fortunately, new thicker angel soft has just the right balance. 00:07:56	Unlike other toilet paper that has just one ply, angel soft has two. 00:07:59	And it's strong yet gentle on your skin. 00:08:02	Try angel soft now-- our thickest ever. 00:08:04	♪♪ Angel soft ♪♪ 00:08:04	♪♪ an ideal balance of softness and strength ♪♪ 00:08:08	Michael, and my dog Bailey and Ilove to hang out in the kitchen. 00:08:12	You love the aromaof beef tenderloin, don't you? 00:08:15	You inspireda very special dog food. 00:08:17	[ Female Announcer ]Chef Michael's Canine Creations. 00:08:20	Chef inspired. 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No!

What's the big deal? I was kissing my wife.

Right. You and Angie are married. I get that. 00:15:56	No! 00:16:01	Dude, I know you got a crush on my lady, but you gotta hide it better than that. 00:16:05	Sorry. 00:16:07	Don't be so hard on george. 00:16:09	I'm flattered. 00:16:11	(giggles) Is everything okay? 00:16:15	Yeah, we heard someone yelling. 00:16:18	You could hear the earth turning with those ears. 00:16:23	Hey, don't make fun of my kids, brother. 00:16:27	Yeah, your kids. 00:16:27	.. 00:16:29	Kids, why don't you go wash up? 00:16:31	Dinner will be ready in a minute. 00:16:33	Go wash. 00:16:34	Okay. 00:16:36	Let's go. go, go. 00:16:36	Go, go, go. 00:16:37	(screaming) Love you, pooh bear! 00:16:43	So I see what's for dinner, perowhat's for dessert? 00:16:46	What do you want? 00:16:48	You know what I want. 00:16:48	What-tcha--waapaah! 00:16:54	Stop it! 00:16:54	Stop what? 00:16:57	I can't take it anymore, man! 00:16:58	Angie's my wife! 00:16:59	Those are my kids! 00:17:00	This is my house, and this is my life! 00:17:03	You're losing it, man. 00:17:05	Daddy, will you take a look at george? 00:17:08	I think there's something wrong with him. 00:17:11	I'll tell you what's wrong! 00:17:13	My mom loves me, and it ruined everything. 00:17:19	Let me see your eyes. 00:17:22	Oh, yes. 00:17:24	In my professional opinion-- you are having a hallucinogenic reaction to eating me. 00:17:31	I'm in your belly. 00:17:32	Watch me dance. 00:17:39	(Ernie) GEORGE! GEORGE! 00:17:39	Wake up! 00:17:40	George! george, wake up! 00:17:41	Wake up! 00:17:43	What's going on? 00:17:44	Dude, you ate the worm, and you passed out.