Vanoss Gaming: The Magic Tomato Episode 1

[Vanoss announcement involving Monster Legends]

(scene opens up in a treehouse as Vanoss eats chips and watches TV in excitement)

Wrestling Announcer: I'm really excited that ... where all the most awesome monsters come to decide on which one of them is the greatest hero of all. Here talking to the greatest of them all: Arch Knight.

(Crowd roars in applause, which then cuts to Vanoss)

Vanoss (mouth full): Yes! Arch Knight for the win!

Arch Knight: I never lose! I always win!

Wrestling Announcer: So, Arch, is there any truth to the rumors of a magic tomato hidden somewhere in the world that can turn anyone who eats it into a massive, heroic monster like yourself?

Arch Knight: There is no such thing as a magic tomato. The only way to get to where I am is to eat your vitamins and say your prayers.

(Dr. Viktor grabs the microphone and the camera turns to him)

Dr. Viktor: Don't believe them! Anybody can become a hero! The tomato is magic and I have the map to find it!

Guy #1: Hey! Get that guy out of here!

Guy #2: Hey! C'mere!

(as Viktor looks at the crowd, where two bodyguards grab him)

Dr. Viktor: Visit my website! https://www.themagictomato.com/magic/tomato/secretlocation.pdf !

(Vanoss frantically types the URL in, there's a amateur website and then comes a map on-screen)

Vanoss: No way! Lui! This is exactly what we've been looking for!

(Lui shows up)

Lui: There's gonna be an adventure like last time? When you took me to the North Pole to find Santa Claus?

(A photo of Vanoss pulling Lui up the mounting to the North Pole, when really it's Canada crossed off with red spray)

(As Vanoss is talking, there's a photo of a confused Vanoss and a sad Lui at the mall where the guy dressed up as a Mall Santa is on a lunch break with the elf guard is there)

Vanoss: Yes! Well, sort of. I mean, you know, Santa Claus wasn't around at that particular time that we visited the North Pole but I know that we're gonna be able to find this tomato. But first, we must assemble the right team.

(Transitions to a pizza shop where Vanoss throws the map to the table in a pizzeria and military snare drums play. Furthermore, we see Delirious dressed up as a clown and Wildcat wearing his job uniform)

Vanoss: Alright everybody! Listed up!

Delirious: Yes!

Vanoss: The way we're gonna find this magic tomato is to following this map. Okay?

(Delirious gasps in excitement)

Vanoss: We'll be able to make it to the cave right here if we find this rock formation shaped like a cucumber.

Delirious (excited): Yes! Let's do this!

Wildcat: That's not a cucumber, dude. Look, it's a dick. you see, it's got, see the balls right there and the shaft and then, it's even got like a little vein right there, it's kind of, kind of disgusting, actually and ALSO there's no such thing as a magic tomato!

Delirious: That's a lie, Pig! I'll get the magic tomato and I will become the Monster Legend!

Vanoss: Okay! Everyone shut up! Listen, you idiots, the tomato is real, okay? I know this, alright, and we're gonna find it together.

Wildcat: Or we, or we could just not, not do that, and (grumbles) y'know, live our normal lives.

Vanoss: (stammers in anger) You call this "life"?! We're sitting in this pizza shop that Wildcat delivers for, Delirious is a clown and I stand around street corners waving signs around all day, okay?

(as Vanoss talks, the angle is far away from them, this transitions to Delirious with his clown get-up, and a boredly depressed Vanoss waving a sign that says "Pooters" on it)

Delirious: Clowns make a lot of money, man.

Wildcat: Fine! I'll do it! alright?! I only made six dollars in tips today, cheap bastards. But if we're gonna do it, we're gonna need some supplies.

Vanoss: Right! But first, we're gonna need some supplies.

Wildcat: That's-that's literally what I just said, dude.

Vanoss: Shut the fuck up.

(transitions to a post-apocalyptic background with Terrorizer in it, screaming and imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger until it transitions to a boy and his mom running away from him as he points to the store named Cost Chopper)

Terroriser: (grunts) Come on! Get to the chopper! (Screams). (dejected) get to the chopper. (grunts in sadness).

(Wildcat's delivery van shows up, Vanoss greets him and Wildcat, Delirious and Lui fall off the van, but Terroriser isn't happy)

Vanoss: Hey! Terroriser! What's going on man, how you, how you doin'?

Terroriser (annoyed and in his normal voice): What do you want from me?

Delirious: We need your skills! Your muscles and your voice!

Terroriser (even more annoyed): WHAT, do you want from me?

Vanoss: C'mon man, we need you! Alright? You're, you know, like, super valuable and stuff...

(as the gang brush off the dust from the fall, Terroriser's face becomes angrier as the gears make noise)

Wildcat: Look, we need your employee discount at this shit-hole so we can get some supplies for a trip, okay?

(As Terroriser speaks, we see him despondent throught Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter.)

Terroriser: Oh, now you need me! I've been working here for four fucking years and never once have you guys come to see me! And now suddenly (as voice transitions to Arnold) 'Ah! we need you! Ah, you're so amazing! Come with us, C'mon, we need to get the supplies and get out of here! eugh!' (returns to normal) Yeah, thanks.

Vanoss: Alright, how about this? Alright? If you help us out, you can come along, 'cause we really, really need these supplies.

Terrorsier: (sighs as he lets go of Delirious) Okay, okay. (he points to the budget store called Cost Chopper and everyone looks at it) GET TO THE CHOPPA!!