Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition

1 [ANIMAL SOUNDS] Go! [TITLE MUSIC] T E E N T I T A N S Teen Titans let's go [scratching] T-TEEN, T-TEE-TEEN Teen Titans, go! Wassup, y'all, [MUSIC] I'm your host, Birdarang. Last time on our show, one hero impressed the judges and became the newest member of the Justice League. Dummy Robin! And now, he's joining our panel of judges. Tonight, the greatest superhero team in the universe, will decide who deserves the title of Second Greatest Superhero in the Universe. And the winners get an all-expense paid vacation to the Hall Of Justice! Word! How will we decide who's the second greatest? We're gonna have ourselves a song and dance part-ay! And it all starts right now. [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] We gots all the hottest teens from the DC universe representin', yo! [PLAYING BAGPIPES] But the favorites in this contest are definitely The Teen Titans, y'all! Titans, get ready! Get ready! Go! We are going to absolutely destroy the competition. [GROANS] It's actually sad that the other teams think they can compete with us. Wah! [BLOWS NOSE] So, so sad. I'm being sarcastic. We's got a deep playlist full of songs and dances, and we's gonna pull 'em out, yo! And I have the new song and dance I wish to perform. ALL: [HESITANTLY] Yeah We talked about this, remember, Star? Yes. You said I was the secret weapon and I would be used as the last resort. Uh, that's right, Star. As a last resort. [CLEARS THROAT] Because we don't want to unleash those moves on the world unless we have to. [TRIBAL MUSIC] Ow, waka kaka kaka Chau cau cau Chau cau cau Chau cau cau Waka kaka, kaka kaka Kaka kaka chau Musically and rhythmically, she's the Ringo of the group. [SLOW MUSIC] [CLICKING IN DISCOMFORT] BIRDARANG: So many heroes, so much talent, but these do-gooders are about to get the surprise of a lifetime when they see the final team enter the competition. [HIP HOP INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] Waddup, waddup! H. I. V. E. in the house! Criminal filth. Titans, go! [ALL CLAMORING] BIRDARANG: Check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, homies. They ain't here to beef, they're here to get down. - You mean the H. I. V. E. is in the competition? - Ow. Ow. Ow. But this is supposed to be for heroes only. [GROANING] Peep the Rule Book and slow your roll, yo! There ain't nothin' here that says villains can't compete. [ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY] We know that we're not exactly welcome here. - But we're not up to anything bad. - The H. I. V. E. may not be heroes, but when it comes to singin' and dancin', we got it goin' on. [VOCALIZING] Yee-haw! We're here as performers. - We came to win. - Fair and square, baby. The H. I. V. E. cannot be trusted! Them dirty villains are gonna cheat the first chance they get. Watch! And you can tell them we said that. The Titans said we're going to cheat? You should be more worried about them. They're the cheaters. [FAST-PACED MUSIC] [GULPING] [BUZZER SOUNDS] [AUDIENCE CHEERING] [BUZZER SOUNDING] [INDISTINCT NERVOUS CHATTER] [STARFIRE LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY] Them H. I. V. E. s is the only team in this competition that could beat us, yo! I can only imagine the fate of the world if they were somehow declared the second best team in the DC Universe. You don't have to imagine. I can show you. Azarath Metrion Zinthos! [EXPLOSION] [STATIC HISSING] You mean if the H. I. V. E. wins [LOUDLY] Nothing will change at all? Life will go on exactly as it is now? The outcome of the contest will have no impact upon the future? I'm afraid so. [ALL SCREAMING] Pull yourself together, Titans! There's absolutely nothing at stake! [SOBBING] We can't lose our cool! We need an opening number to put us on top. Friends, perhaps it is time to use our secret weapon. - The me. - No. We ain't that desperate yet, Ringo. We're goin' with the solid gold hits. That's right. A classic dance known as Wait for it. The Booty Scooty. BIRDARANG: Comin' up, the Teen Titans will perform a dance they made famous. But first, the H. I. V. E. is gonna do that same dance. [CROWD CHEERING] - What? - They's doin' our dance? This is an outrage. An outrage! - They're cheating. - Peep the Rule Book, yo! I will not peep the Rule Book, yo! They can't do this! You got it twisted, yo. They can and they are. Chickety-check it. [FAST-PACED HIP-HOP MUSIC] [YELLING] [SINGING] Scoot your booty that booty now do the booty scooty Scoot, scoot scoot that booty booty Scoot, scoot scoot that booty booty Scoot your booty that booty now do the booty scooty Scoot your booty that booty now do the booty scooty [YELLING] [CROWD CHEERING] [BUZZERS DINGING] Wassup! Super fresh moves by the H. I. V. E. Not sure I'd wanna bite their style and follow that dance, - with the same dance. - We knew you would cheat. What are you talking about? - That was our dance! - Really? What a funny coincidence. It ain't funny nor was it coincidence. It is clear evidence of some cheat-ery shenanigans! Yeah, we did their dance. Someone should tell them they don't own The Booty Scooty. I don't see their names on these booties. Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! Titans [DEEP BREATH] we must stay calm. Let's not forget what's at stake if we lose this competition! [GROANS] It's of utmost importance that we win this meaningless contest. - But how? - Are we at the last resort? Is it time for me to perform my sing and dance? I's checkin' my watch, Star. [WATCH CUCKOOS] It ain't that time. We need to come up with a dance to beat The Booty Scooty. - Quick! - There is only one dance as tried, true and powerful as The Booty Scooty. [INHALES SHARPLY] The Lift. [MUSIC] Up next are the Teen Titans. [APPLAUSE] [SNAPS FINGERS] [ROMANTIC MUSIC] AUDIENCE: Aw! [STRAINING] [ROBIN GROANING] [LEG SNAPS] [SCREAMS] [LEG SNAPS] [SCREAMS] [GASPING] [CROWD JEERING] [BUZZERS BEEP] [BUZZER DINGS] [ALL CHEER] [ALL CHEERING] - We're still in the competition. - On a technicality. [FANFARE PLAYS] And now, our only chance to stay in the competition rests with one person. - [GASPS] The me? - Not you, Ringo. Beast Boy! [GROWLING SOFTLY] Just remember, if we lose, our lives will not be affected at all! [ALL SCREAMING] - Oh, the humanity! - Chill. Don't even worry about them H. I. V. E. s no mo'. Them judges gonna flip when they find out I gots that Mummy Money! Up next, we got a slammin' hard track y'all mighta heard, [READING] Performed by - See-More from the H. I. V. E. - What? Y'all ever got so much money, you ain't know how to spend it? Check. Oh, I bought a gold boat bought a gold star Bought a gold bat put them in the gold car Bought a gold fridge filled it with some gold food Bought a gold me I call him the Gold Dude I'm makin' that money that pyramid Mummy Money I'm makin' money that pyramid scheme money Makin' that money that pyramid Mummy Money I'm makin' money that pyramid scheme money Gonna stack my money brick by brick Check my gold fronts I go lick, lick, lick Need a new wallet 'cause my money don't fit Bought a gold bomb that go tick, tick, tick Makin' that money that pyramid Mummy Money [CHEERING] I'm makin' money that pyramid scheme money Makin' that money that pyramid Mummy Money I'm makin' money that pyramid scheme money [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] [BUZZERS DINGING] BIRDARANG: Oh, snap! What a performance! The H. I. V. E. is bringin' the heat tonight, y'all. Ah! What am I gonna sing now? Beast Boy! Get out here and represent, homie. Uh [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] [MAN COUGHING] Hi! [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] I'm a person. Um, I wanted to sing, uh It's a song! Uh, that I know! It gots words. Well, don't leave us hangin', dawg. Start spittin' some lyrics. Oh! [STAMMERING] Okay, okay, I gots it. [BEAST BOY CLEARS THROAT] [SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] This song is a little somethin' my mom and dad used to sing me, and my mama and my friends and everybody who pretty much was around too. And they sing it on the same day every year! [OFF-PITCH] Happy birthday to you! We're doomed. Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear pal Of course it's his birthday it's today BIRDARANG: What a nail-biter, yo. [ALL SHIVERING] A minute more until the floor! Could this be the end for the Titans? Will the H. I. V. E. be voted the second greatest team in the DC Universe? Will The Titans fail to remain exactly the same - regardless of the outcome? - Scooby-Doo on Channel 2. Find out next time on Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star. Second Greatest Team Edition. 1 [ANIMAL SOUNDS] Go! [TITLE MUSIC] T E E N T I T A N S Teen Titans let's go [SCRATCHING] T-TEEN, T-TEE-TEEN Teen Titans, go! Welcome back to Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition. [MUSIC] Today, a lot of super teams did their best. But, now, only two teams remain standing. The H. I. V. E. rocked the stage with The Booty Scooty. Booty! But Robin got seriously jacked up on the beatdown trying to out-Swayze Swayze. [BONE CRACKS] [SCREAMS] [LAUGHS] Let's watch that again in super duper slo-mo. [SCREAMING IN SLO-MO] Dang! After Robin beefed it hard, See-More wowed the judges with his performance of Mummy Money. The pyramid scheme money Now, it's all up to Beast Boy to keep the Teen Titans in the game with a fresh rendish of an old classic. [PANTING] And a dog with a flea on channel 203 And someone demands on channel 310 And a ghost says, "Boo" on channel 410 [GROANS] [AUDIENCE GASPS] [ALL GROANING] RAVEN: Ah, nope. [BUTTONS DING] [AUDIENCE CHEERING] - Wait, they like that garbage? - Dang, Beastie, singing Happy Birthday on Wonder Woman's birthday. Smooth move, player! You got game. Fist bump. You know me, I'm a thoughtful bruh. Give it up for Beast Boy, y'all. [AUDIENCE CHEER] Ah, happy birthday. My dude sang Happy Birthday and won. [LAUGHS] And this is why TV talent shows are dumb. Take that, H. I. V. E. [LAUGHS] You can cheat all you want, but you'll never win. It's because you are rotten to the core. Rotten to the core! Ooh, doggie, this competition is heating up now. Let's check in on that "rotten to the core" team. Would you guys mind if we joined hands and shared positive thoughts? I want you all to know, I'm proud of this team no matter what happens. This is such an amazing opportunity. I've grown so much as a person throughout this competition. - And, hey, if the Titans win, so be it. - I'll shake their hands. Look 'em right in the eye, and shake their hands. Amen to that, yo. My, oh, my. Talk about some heartwarming biz from the H. I. V. E. Respect. I have done the research on the Ringo. According to the sources, there was a farmer, had a dog, and Ringo was his name-o. Such a noble animal, the farm hound. When we arrive at the last resort, I will live up to Ringo's good name. Until then, I will do the biding of the time. R-I-N-G-O, R-I [ALL LAUGHING] Hey, Star. Do you need me to become the Ringo, and perform my special song? No, we figured out how to beat the H. I. V. E. We are gonna perform a song that only the Teen Titans could sing. Teen, Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans Teen, Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans Robin, Robin, the leader, Robin, Robin, in charge Raven is here to drop it on you even harder - Whoo! - All right. Oh, it's genius. The lyrics consist entirely - of our names and descriptions. - It's so fresh, ain't no way the H. I. V. E. 's gonna steal this one, baby. It seems you do not need the Ringo after all. No, we do not. I think it's safe to say the Teen Titans have got this one in the bag. ALL: Yeah! [CHEERING] And Ringo was his name-o Our next song is one that only the Teen Titans could perform. With lyrics so personalized that it would be ludicrous for anyone else to even attempt it. Without further ado, here's the H. I. V. E. singing the Teen Titans' song Go. Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans Teen, Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans - What! - This must be a joke, right? We them real heroes taking down the big menace They're literally singing our song as if they were us. These crooks! These highway robbers! - These rapscallions! - It's okay, there's no way the judges will like that performance. It's rotten to the core, just like them. Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans Go! Rotten to the core! Now, let's see what the judges think of the H. I. V. E. 's song choice. [DINGING] [BUZZES] [DINGS] [CHEERING] Wow, the Titans will have to beat that near-perfect score if they are going to claim the title of second greatest team in the DC Universe. They stole our best and most unique song. Now we've got nothing. Ah, nothing! We better find something. Do I have to remind you of the stakes? [ALL SCREAMING] I don't want to live in a world that is exactly the same when this is over! If we don't wins, who's gonna wake up tomorrow feeling no regret or excitement about this whole event? Friends, it seems we have finally arrived at the last resort. Now is the time for the Ringo to save the day. And I am the ready, Titans. I am the ready. We can't send you out there, Star. Why the not? Am I not the Ringo of the group? Oh, you are. But Ringo wasn't the best one in his group. - RAVEN: He wasn't even the second best. - CYBORG: Or the third. Looks, we loves you, girl. But this be a song, and dance competition, and you ain't the song and the dance type. I see. Then what can we do? We have only one option left. We cheat. - But - The H. I. V. E. has been stealing from us the whole time. And that gives us the right to resort to illegitimate tactics. I'm down for being a "cheetah"! Uh, I'm a party animal. Good, Party Animal, because you are going to switch the winning envelope with this one, guaranteeing our victory. Cheating, cheating, cheating So hard [MELLOW MUSIC] I would rather lose as the Ringo than win as the cheat. [CLEARS THROAT] ALL: Huh? Cheat all day, cheat all night. - [ALL GASP] What is she doing? - No, no, no, no, no! What you got for us, homegirl? Mr. Rang, I shall perform the special song that makes the happy feelings. Oh, man, this is gonna be a train wreck. Give it up, y'all. [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] [FEEDBACK WHINES] [YAWNS] [BUTTON SQUEAKING] [QUIETLY] I am the Ringo. [INHALES DEEPLY] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Lights, camera, action Feel the attraction It'll put a spell on you ooh, ooh Lights, camera, action For fame and fashion Bright lights that'll make you say, "Ooh, ooh, ooh" [RAPPING] I'm drippin' in diamonds and pearls Every night it's like Hollywood out with my girls Pulling up in these fancy cars Getting treated all night like super stars We love these flashy lights Star-studded crazy nights Diving into the seas full of cash Living this high life ain't so bad Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh This is the high life Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [CRASHES] Lights, camera, action [CHEERING] Feel the attraction It'll put a spell on you ooh, ooh Lights, camera, action For fame and fashion Bright lights that'll make you say, "Ooh, ooh, ooh" [AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY] Wow! Just wow! The judges are going to have a hard time picking a winner after that performance. [WHISTLES] Not! - Wow, who knew? - That girl is full of surprises. I am so the happy that I was able to share my special song. [GIGGLES] The judges have made their decision. [MUSIC] It's time to find out who will win the title of [READING] Envelope, please. And our winners are The Teen Titans. [ALL CHEERING] This is the best day of my life! You did it, Star. You did it. Yo, yo, yo, yo, I dids it too! I'm the one who switched them envelopes. [ALL GASP] Uh, that was the plan, right? Yes, Beast Boy, that was the plan [YELLS] until Starfire sang an amazing song! Ooh, so y'all are coming direct, and admitting to cheating? Oh, yeah, baby, that's how I do it. I did it real good too. No one even noticed I switched them envelopes. [CHUCKLES] I was too sneaky, yo. Holy smokes, gang. We've got some straight up Machiavellian scheming right here. - Ridonkulus. - We only did it because they've been cheating the whole time! They are rotten to the core! Rotten to the core! - We tried to warn you. - The Titans always cheat. Let's get the real envelope out here. Ugh, fine. [SQUELCHING] And our winners are [MUSIC] The Teen Titans? - We won? We won? - You sure did. Too bad you cheated, homies. Now you're disqualified. That's right, the second greatest team in the DC Universe is the H. I. V. E. [ALL CHEERING] BIRDARANG: Along with the title of Second Greatest Team, our winners also get an all expense paid vacation to the Hall of Justice. Yee-haw! We're sorry we didn't believe in you, Starfire. You showed us that sometimes a Ringo can be a Paul. Thank you, friends. I was just glad I was able to share my song with everyone. Oh, no, here it comes. The future we tried to prevent. [ALL WHIMPERING] [ALL SCREAMING] - Oh, this is fine. - Yeah, not bad. - Not that good the either. - Just the same. And that's it for this episode of Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition. Peace out, fellas. [THEME MUSIC]