Family Feud

1 Previously on KC Undercover I saw my cousin Abby. Floatin' on the Potomac? She saw you? This is why I don't tell you anything. KC cannot get in the way of this mission. If she does, I have to eliminate her. All right, pack your gear. We're heading to Bung Hill. We're headed to Bung Hill. And if anybody gets in our way They're going to be sorry they got in our way. Oh, goody. You're alive. They got our girl. They got our girl. Don't worry. We'll get her back. They're not getting away with this. At least, not alive. All right, Abby, if you ever wanna see the sunlight again, I suggest you start talking and tell us where your parents are. Say something! Fine. I never liked you, and I'm much prettier than you are. Want me to say anything else? Yeah, I suggest you start with the words, "Get off me. " Huh? Get off me! No, KC. Enough violence. Calm down, KC. Tell me where your parents are or you're gonna be sorry! Okay, all right. Thanks. Abby, listen to me. Okay, at the end of the day, I'm still your auntie. Honey, just tell us where they are, and I promise, I'll make them go easy on you. And maybe even, one day, I'll help you join the Organization. Really? You'd do that for me? Of course I would, sweetheart. Then you're dumber than I thought. Hey, hey! You call my mom dumb one more time, you're gonna see what that smile looks like without your teeth. I cannot believe I let your smart mouth borrow my lip gloss. Hey, I gave it back right after I dropped it in the toilet. She's giving us nothing. Except maybe E. coli. I used that lip gloss all the time. Put her in maximum security. We'll use Abby to draw Richard and Erica out. I doubt they even care that she's gone. They got my baby. I want her back. I want her back! Enough drama. We'll get her back. Well, we better, because she's the only one that can remember my Wi-Fi password. Mother of the year. You should talk. It's not like you've been the best dad. No, "mother of the year. " It's your password. They have something we want, and soon, we'll have something they want. Hurry up, Kira. These things are hot. You're the one who wanted all those rotisserie chickens. They were on sale, five for five dollars. Because they expired two days ago. No. The label says "sell by. " Not "use by," "sell by. " Yeah, they all good. Can we just get inside? This 24-pack of body spray is getting heavy. FYI: that place is not supposed to replace showers. (helicopter rotors whirring) What is going on?! Oh, when danger comes for you You know I'll stand beside you 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire Don't tell nobody, tell nobody I'm not perfect So many things I wanna tell you But I, I, I, I keep it undercover Livin' my life, no way to learn Doin' my thing, gonna make it work Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless But I always got your back Nobody can do it like I can I gotta find out who I am Ain't got to worry about me It's all part of the plan I keep it undercover. I keep it undercover. That movie was nuts. I did not see that ending coming. You didn't see the beginning either because you were on your phone the whole time. What happened here? Marisa, I think my family's been taken. I think there's a much simpler explanation than that. My father would never waste a chicken. The man eats the bones. Oh, no, your family has been taken. Let us out of here! For a little girl, you have a very big mouth. I'm a robot, doofus! Yeah, I put that together when I took you apart. Kira, talk to her. Talk to her. Erica, listen to me. Now at the end of the day, I'm still your sister, and I care about you. Mother to mother, I know that you're worried about Abby. Just let us go, and I promise, I will give her the life she deserves. The life you were denied. Kira, can I tell you something that I've never shared with you before? Please do. Not only are you a lousy spy, you're a lousy actress. KC, we've created a map of all the places where your family could be. That's a map of the entire world. Yeah. We have no idea where they are. Well, we have to find them. ERICA: Now that we have your attention It's not that easy, KC. (Richard clearing throat) Now that we have your attention Unless Richard and Erica show their faces, we don't stand a chance. Hello! Well, speak of the devil and her husband. Some of our guests would like to say hi. Don't worry, honey. We're okay. Craig: Hey, KC, did you get a chance to put those rotisserie chickens in the fridge? I don't want 'em to go bad. Craig, they were bad when you bought 'em. Who eats a chicken that costs a dollar? Just put 'em in the fridge. Annoying and cheap. My sister can really pick 'em. We will exchange our prisoners for yours. You'll be contacted with instructions for the hand-off. I'll lead the rescue team. KC, we do not negotiate with the Other Side. But my family Knew what they were getting into when they signed on. The Organization may not be willing to negotiate, but I am. If that's a new dance, it's whack. Untie me and I'll show you whack. Abby, the last time I eliminated you, it was an accident. This time, it will just look like an accident. Word on the street is someone broke Abby out of prison. And it must be you, because who else would want that girl? Thanks for checking in, Mother. Look, she's all yours once I get my family back, so where we supposed to meet? Just keep driving. We'll be watching. Please tell me this is some type of alien abduction. Okay, I know this looks like I went rogue, broke Abby out of prison, but the truth is, she escaped, and I caught her, and I was bringing her back to you. So you're welcome. Then why were you driving in the opposite direction? Okay, fine. So I broke her out of prison, but what else was I supposed to do? They have my family. You're out of the Organization, KC. This time, you're not getting back in. In fact, you'll be lucky to avoid jail time. Put this prisoner in the helicopter with the other one. KC: Sorry! So what's your plan, KC? For you to be quiet. Do you even have a plan? Yeah. For you to be quiet. Now we won't know the rendezvous point, because my parents were tracking your car and not this helicopter. You messed everything up. (shrieking) On second thought, I'm sure it'll all be fine. (phone ringing) Now's not really a good time, Marisa. Okay, but it's really important. Kind of a life and death situation. Marisa, I am currently flying a stolen helicopter, I have no idea where my family's being held captive, and I have to find them and rescue them, because they've been taken by the head of the Other Side, who I also have to capture and bring in, because if I don't, I will be going to jail and losing my family. I have gone rogue, I have no one to turn to for help. So please, please, share with me your life or death situation! I was wondering if you wanted to watch House Boos with me. Okay, in retrospect, your situation might be a bit more dire than mine. But seriously, it's the finale, so - Good-bye, Marisa. - Wait, wait. - What can I do to help? - Stop calling. You are gonna call your parents right now and you're gonna demand a new meeting point. You tell them that if they do not have my family, they will never see you again. That's not much of a threat, but it's all I got. That is the stupidest plan I have ever heard. (shrieking) On second thought, your plan could totally work. All right, it's swap time. I'll give you back Abby, you give me back my family. You got it. Soon as you put your weapon down and Abby's safe, you and your family will be free to go. I'm sorry, put down my weapon? Do I look like an idiot to you? Yes. Yes, you do. Hey, listen, I am in charge here. You give me my family back, I'll give you Abby back. No deal. Wait. Now I know she's not much, but she's your only daughter. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Now if I agree to put my weapon down, how do I know that you're gonna let my family go? KC, don't be insulting. Do we look like a couple of lowlifes to you that would welch on a deal? Yes. Yes, you do. In a show of good faith, let's put all our guns down on the table. Your turn. Oops, we lied. We are a couple of lowlifes that would welch on a deal. Finally something come out of your mouth that I believe. Well, sorry, guys. I tried. Don't worry, baby. A little while ago, I heard a helicopter land on the roof. I think it's the Organization. Well, uh, it is the Organization's helicopter, but technically, I kinda stole it from 'em. Don't worry, honey, I'm sure they're tracking you, and they'll be here any second. Yeah, normally, I would agree, but technically, I kinda turned off the tracking device. They'll still come. It's not like they stopped caring about us. Absolutely, absolutely. Although technically We're doomed. Voicemail again. KC needs my help. I have to figure out where she is. I can do this. Who am I kidding? I can't do this. No, wait. I'm not stupid. I'll just find out the information from the computer. Okay, if she's in a helicopter, she has to land it somewhere. Where can you land a helicopter? Probably don't wanna land a stolen helicopter at a police station. News 4 Traffic Center, or in front of a news crew. The abandoned hospital downtown has a helipad. An abandoned hospital? Ew. That's the last place I'd ever wanna go. In fact, I don't know anyone in their right mind who would go near that creepy Hey, that must be the place. Wow, my computer teacher was right. This thing is so much more than a shoe-shopping machine. I say we leave the Coopers here, and blow this place up. Why is everything always "blow up the building" with you? Can't you think outside the box? I'd like to put you in a box. Six feet under. And I'd like to take the shovel you use to dig the hole, and hit you over the head with it. You do it, you gangly armed giant. Try it, try it. What are you doing? Looking for a scalpel so I can cut my ears off, so I don't have to listen to you two anymore! Where does she get all this hostility from? I'm really sorry. I feel like this is all my fault. I may never get another chance to say this, so Hey, don't talk like that. I just wanted to say that I love Marisa. You love Marisa? You love Marisa?! Guys, look. Marisa. Yes! Marisa came to save us. Wait, Marisa came to save us? How did Marisa know we needed saving? Well, I kinda sorta may have at one point accidentally mentioned Okay, I told her we were spies. Yeah, she found out, but you memory sprayed her. We saw you. Yeah, but I kinda swapped that memory spray out for perfume. So she's known all along? I cannot believe what I am hearing. Neither can I. This is shocking. Shocking news to me. I can barely process what I'm hearing. You knew, too, didn't you? Yeah. Judy, please tell me you didn't know. - Okay. I didn't know. - Judy. Hey, it's not my fault you didn't know what was going on under your own roof. Some spy you are. Kira, did you know, too? Nope. Apparently, I'm just as dumb as you are. Guys, if I hadn't told her, she wouldn't be here to rescue us. And how exactly is she going to rescue us? We're locked down here, she's up there, and the only thing I've ever seen her break into is her mother's purse. Marisa, break the glass. (mouthing words) Well, nice knowing you guys. Come on, Marisa, you can do this, okay? Try something. She's cutting through the glass with her diamond earrings. We're saved. - Oh. - What? Well, I got her those earrings for Christmas, and they were 20 bucks. I just kinda told her they were diamonds. Like father, like daughter. What the heck is she doing? Showing us what a big mouth she has? We already knew that. No. She's right, she's not dumb. She's smart. She's also someone whose grandma made her take opera lessons. (singing high note) Amazing! Yes! What is going on in here? Okay, that just happened. Hey, untie me. Not so fast. Nice! Let's go. Hey. No one messes with my best friend. I'm sorry. I always wanted to be an only child, and now I'm about to be. Need a hand or a leg? Ooh, nice, Judy. Way to go, KC. What's going on in here? Not so tall anymore, is he? Marisa, I never thought I'd say this, but boy, am I happy to see you. And if we're putting all our cards on the table, you should know KC loves you. Hey, what's up, guys? Okay, okay, okay. Is this because I freed a dangerous prisoner and stole a helicopter, or because I forgot to put the office bagels away without that twist-tie thing? Cuff her. Okay, hey. Before you do that, you should know, I saved my family. Glad they're okay, but not good enough. I also have Abby. Still not good enough. Oh, wait, wait. And Erica. Still not Bup-bup-bup. And Richard, the head of the Other Side. And a box of doughnuts. All right, all is forgiven. Put these three in a cell. No, I'll do anything to get out of sharing a cell with her. - You should be so lucky. - (Both arguing) Please, I'm begging you. Put me in solitary. Oh, don't worry. You'll all have your own private cells. Hey. Try to keep 'em together as long as possible. With any luck, they'll kill each other. Oh, and also, if Abby asks for lip gloss, give her this. So how did you manage to take down the head of the Other Side? Uh, it was all KC. 100% KC. Well, Dad, we can't lie to Agent Johnson. It was a group effort. (ringing) Yes. You're sure Richard was captured? So who's now in charge of the Other Side? I was hoping you'd say that. Looks like I'm going home. See you soon, KC. Rob, your name's on TV.