How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended Part One


 * Bruce: All the work you've gone! Ultron deleted everything... and now he's in the internet!
 * Maria Hill: If he's in the internet, he can do anything!
 * Clint: Hey guys, I can't check my e-mails.
 * Natasha: He changed all our passwords!
 * Rhodey: It gets worse. Ultron shut off the cable.
 * Thor: This is all your fault! How are we supposed to watch Game of Thrones now, Tony?! HOW?!
 * Bruce: We've got no cable, we've got no internet... Rage... Building!
 * Natasha: Easy big guy!


 * Natasha: The sun's getting real low!
 * Tony: I'm calling in Veronica!
 * Ultron: You think I don't know about Veronica?
 * Veronica: I have failed you!
 * Tony: Okay! Let's see how fast I can buy the parts for a new Veronica.
 * (Tony sees Stark Funds YOU ARE RICH! $100, 000, 000, 000)
 * Tony: Oh... That's evil!
 * Clint: He's using our technology against us! All the traffic lights are green!


 * Rhodey: I can handle this. War Machine, coming atcha!
 * Tony: Don't worry. I got it!
 * Ultron: Oh your suits don't work either.
 * Tony: This is bad. This is very very bad.
 * Nick: Stark! What did you do?! What did you do!?
 * Steve: We have to save these people! Everyone, get in the Quinjet!
 * Ultron: I hope you don't mean this quinjet.
 * All: Aw, come on!


 * Superman: Hey, did you hear something? How in the world!? Never mind! We'll talk later.
 * Batman: It's because I'm...