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ANIMANIACS TRANSCRIPTIONS --- EPISODE #15 ========================================= MAIN TITLE -- Music: RICHARD STONE Lyrics: TOM RUEGGER Director: RICH ARONS Animation: TOKYO MOVIE SHINSHA LTD.     "It's time for Animaniacs,       And we're zany to the max!       We're back on MTV;       Yes, we are the team of three       We're An-i-man-i, totally insan-ey, YAKKO: Andromeda strainy!       Animaniacs!" CANNON ESCAPE - Animation: TOKYO MOVIE SHINSHA {Animaniacs theme} {1812 Overture} {B O O M !} {Animaniacs theme} SPACE PROBED By: JOHN P. McCANN Directors: GARY HARTLE, DAVE MARSHALL, RICH ARONS Animation: WANG FILM PRODUCTIONS {My Old Kentucky Home} WAKKO: Look at all those stars! DOT:   They make me want to write poetry! Or bake a ham; I forget which. YAKKO: [Stretching]  Well, sibs, I say we turn in. WAKKO: What do you want to turn into? I know! How about a bat? Or an elephant! Or a monkey! YAKKO: Don't look at me; he's your brother. {Brahm's Lullaby} Y,W,D: [Snoring] WAKKO: Arf! Arf! Woof! Woof! YAKKO: [Sleepily] Thatsridihowamisupposedtogetanysleepwakkobarkinglike adogallnightgimmeabreak... DOT:   TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!!! It attracts insects. WAKKO: [Hammering] {Rock-a-bye, Baby} SHIP:  >Urp! ALIEN: Yeccch! Ptui-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-ptu! Keyshudeghbuhdledebgnodgrha. #Yuck! I hate kissy stuff!# YAKKO: Awwwright! It's a foreign film! Y & W: Aa, Yoda. Bokutachi wa Waanaa Buraazasu da! #Hi, Yoda! We're the Warner Brothers.# DOT:   Und der Varner seester! #And the Warner sister.# ALIEN: Do gigidigbdu...ni megoduchigodye gezundheit, bee deguia i troh digidugidah. #My fellow beings... These are typical earth beings.# {Miscellaneous opening-card theme} Y,W,D: Blaaaaaaah!! WAKKO: Hey! What gives? YAKKO: We're either going to be examined ... or dry-cleaned. ALIEN: Mydoh owhesd ehr ivlegses. #I will now test their reflexes.# DOT:   Hee-hee! WAKKO: Sorry, Yoda. It's my reflexes. ALIEN: Leggdadohn aw, huit? Wonchu joyn meatna dezur. #Let's move on, shall we? We will now inspect their bodies.# YAKKO: "...Inspect their bodies"? Ex-squeeze me? @@@@@I think I should warn you -- we've eaten within the last twenty-four hours. Look! It's big fat Scotty from "Star Trek"! {Reminiscent-of-Powerhouse music} ALIEN: Aaaaaghhhh! Woooaaaghhhh-hahhhh! Whoaaa-aaaaaaiiihhh! #Aaaaaghhhh! Woooaaaghhhh-hahhhh! Whoaaa-aaaaaaiiihhh!# YAKKO: Whoa! That'll leave a mark! DOT:   Naw, don't get up, really! YAKKO: Hey, listen, Yoda! While you're recuperating, you mind if we       take a look around? Maybe ... play a game of tag? ALIEN: Yegh! #No!# DOT:   [Adds "problem" after "No"]  Hey, thanks! YAKKO: Oh, by the way ...  TAG!! You're it!! {Overture from The Pirates of Penzance} YAKKO: There you are! Everybody's lookin' for you guys! ELVIS: You all leave us alone, man. YAKKO: Can I have your autograph? {Three Blind Mice} Hee-hee-hee-hyo-ho-ho-ha-ha! Hee-hee-hee-hyo-ho-ho-ha-ha! Hee-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho! ... TAG! You're it! ALIENS: [Laughing] ALIEN: [Not 'Alien' as in Yoda; 'Alien' as in _Alien_] Grrrroaaaarrrr! DOT:   You know ... you should meet my pet! {In the Hall of the Mountain King} PET:   Reeeeaaaaooooowwwwwgh! MONSTER:Nyagh-yagh-yagh-yagh-yagh! {Overture from Romeo & Juliet} DOT:   I hope I'm invited to the wedding! ALIENS: Therweoudaghethulaghdugh! DOT:   There's a pick-up line if I ever heard one! {Theme from Pinky and the Brain} DOT:   Oh! How thoughtful! You're giving me a perm! Do my hair like Betty Rubble, would ya? {The Gold-Diggers' Song} Hey! Those are my thoughts! How about this one? Helloooo, nurse! Awww ... Wowwwwwwwwww...       This is great! You try it! ALIENS: Allooooogh, kgnaghsh! #Helloooo, nurse!# DOT:   Aliens! Go fig! WAKKO: Can I get a root beer? Yoda! Didja miss me! ALIEN: Ptu-pt-pt-ptui! Noooo, nowghiy gauhda foo jersey! #Ewww, now I have Earth cooties!# Donjoo frigen ovurdhair! #Get on!# {Strolling through the Park One Day} Whadayewe duin! #No! Use your lower appendages!# WAKKO: "Use your lower appendages." What's an appendage? ALIEN: Lyekh dis! WAKKO: Wow! I'm not as good as you, Yoda. See ya later! {Parody of Jetsons' theme} ALIEN: Nowaid!! Whoap, nodoghn leame aaagh! #Jane!! Stop this crazy thing!# {Can-Can} YAKKO: Oh, come on, don't give up! You can catch me! [Panting] I'm *really* tired! ... Nah! Hm! Must be their lunch time! BEING: Did you bring me a Q-tip? YAKKO: Uhhhh -- not as such. Who are you? TOE:   Call me...Toe. YAKKO: Good choice. TOE:   I am the Supreme One. The pinnacle of evolution. In a       million years, *you* will look like *me*. YAKKO: But darling! If I look like you, then what will YOU look like? Maybe you'll look like me! Ah, but then you'll have to live in a water- tower in Burbank! Oh! Try that for a million years! Hoo hoo-hoo! TOE:   Ahhh ... I haven't had a nail-buff in centuries! You please me, sub-creature. I choose to grant you one wish. Think and it will be done. YAKKO: [Thinking] Helllooo, nurse! {Warners' theme} NURSE: YAKKO: Thanks! You're the nicest toe I've ever met! Just one little kiss? I've had all my shots! WAKKO: Gold-robe's it! Gold-robe's it! ALIEN: Enh nogh! Eng nogh! #Am not! Am not!# Y,W,D: Woahhhhhhh! DOT:   I wonder if it's got cruise-control? YAKKO: Hey, Yode! Mind if we drive! ALIEN: BLEAAAAAGH! #NOOOOOOOOO!# YAKKO: Thanks! ALIEN: Ooooooooaaagh... YAKKO:  Well, sibs, I doubt we'll ever see them again! {There's no Place Like Home} Y,W,D: Uh-oh! TOE:   Would you mind doing my cuticles? Y,W,D: Ewwwww!