Eternia Fitplex

(He-Man is seen lifting weights in Eternia with Tray-Norr guiding him through him)

Tray-Norr: Come on! Come on! One more! You can do this, He-Man!

Skeletor: Can this be the end of He-Man? Ehh. Rest it down your throat, chump.

Tray-Norr: Aren't you supposed to be in spin class?

Skeletor: Already spinning! Spinning! Spinning! Spinning! Aaahh! (Skeletor falls to the ground by accident)

(Tray-Norr is seen at his desk)

Tray-Norr: Things here at the Eternia 24 hour fitplex have gotten crazy. Ever since the Snake Mountain branch got shut down for black mauld. *giggle* Black mauld's really bad for breathing.

Stinkor: Oh hey. I'll get that for you. *laugh*

(Stinkor farts on a bench in front of Evil-Lyn and Beast Man)

Evil-Lyn: Oh! Come on!

(Beast Man's balls hang out as he uses arm weights)

Beast Man: Take a picture. It'll last longer.

Tray-Norr: Their professions require them to work out constantly. They either have to be ripped like gods or built like lingerie models. Or for some both.

(He-Man is seen shaking his butt in front of a mirror)

(Skeletor is seen lifting weights with Tri-Klops guiding him)

Skeletor: This is a new personal best!

Tri-Klops: Uh-huh.

(Tri-Klops watches Sorceress of Castle Grayskull stretch)

Tri-Klops: You're such a dirty birdy. Yeah.

(Sorceress of Castle Grayskull stretches her right leg over Evil-Lyn's shoulder)

Skeletor: You paying attention up there?

Tri-Klops: Yeah.

Skeletor: Something's obscuring my vision.

Tri-Klops: Uh-huh. (He watches as they both stretch onto each other)

Skeletor: The hell is that, man? It's getting bigger.

Tri-Klops: Yeah.

Skeletor: *small gasp* Oh my god! Get your fucking boner off of my- Aaahhh! (Skeletor drops his weight)

(Evil-Lyn and Princess Adora are seen on the treadmill)

Evil-Lyn: You care if I change the channel?

Princess Adora: Really? Rachel Ray?

Evil-Lyn: Yeah, so what?

Princess Adora: Your name is Evil-Lyn. I thought you'd watch something a little more...Evil.

Evil-Lyn: What do you think I watch when I'm on the treadmill? Faces of Death?

Princess Adora: Yeah. Maybe.

Beast Man: Rachel Ray's husband pays chicks to spit on him. Allegedly. Ya know. Just a fun fact.

(Teela and Evil-Lyn are seen in a sauna)

Teela: So that yellow skin. Is that a vitamin deficiency or?

Evil-Lyn: Yeah. Unlike you, I'm all out of Vitamin-Bitch!

Teela: Fine! Forget it! Anal-Lyn.

(Madame Razz soon enters the sauna wearing a towel)

Madame Razz: Greetings, girls.

(Madame Razz removes the towel, revealing that she has huge, sagging breasts and large amounts of body hair, and sits in between Teela and Evil-Lyn)

Evil-Lyn: Woah!

Teela: Oh my god.

(Madame Razz lifts up her leg and farts)

Madame Razz: Phew. Woah. It's hot in here. I love a good sweat, but it sure makes my cooter itch.

(Ram Man is seen holding weights only extending his knees. Mekaneck is also seen holding a bar, but just extending his neck)

Faker: Wow. It like you guys not trying hard at all.

He-Man: Look who's talking.

Faker: I only affect the "durr" voice to complete the illusion that I'm you, you spray-tanned side of beef.

He-Man: *angry groan* I'd kill that guy if we weren't so evenly matched!

Trap-Jaw: Ya know. Maybe I could help you with that problem.

(Man-At-Arms opens a door to reveal that Trap-Jaw is giving He-Man steroids)

He-Man: This doesn't concern you, Duncan. Get the fuck outta here!

(Static and then cut to the ending credits)