The Fight

You're being bullied

 * Huh? Are you OK?
 * Yep! School was awesome! I was hanging out with Tina! She taught me how to donate to charity!
 * Who is this for, again?
 * Me!
 * Then, she helped me "tear" through my homework. And finally, we had lunch together!
 * Hmmm, what should I try first? Mmmm! Lasagna!
 * It was great! What?
 * I think you're being bullied.
 * Nah, we're just having fun.
 * Hmmm... Nope, you're definitely getting bullied.
 * Ah! What am I gonna do?
 * Don't worry, bro, I'll take care of this for you. Hey Tina, you've been picking on my brother, and I think it's time, you guys, talk about this face to face!
 * Tommorrow?
 * 4:00 pm?!
 * Behind the school?! [Tina roars again] No, wait, that's not what I meant! Oopsies!
 * Well?
 * It looks like your face to face turned into more of a... face to fist...
 * What the... What?!
 * I think she wants to have a fight with you...
 * Come on son, It's time I showed you how to deal with bullies.
 * It looks like your face to face turned into more of a... face to fist...
 * What the... What?!
 * I think she wants to have a fight with you...
 * Come on son, It's time I showed you how to deal with bullies.
 * Come on son, It's time I showed you how to deal with bullies.

The Bunny Hop

 * There's a day in every man's life where he has to stand up for himself! But that's okay, 'cause daddy's here to teach you an old technique that got me out of trouble many times.
 * Ooooh, a secret fighting technique?
 * Yes, it's called The Bunny Hop! But remember, you must never use it in anger!
 * I promise, father.
 * Alright, you be the bully.
 * Okay.
 * Come on, don't be shy, go on and take my lunch money! DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT MY FACE, HERE'S MY LUNCH MONEY, AND MY LUNCH, PLEASE TAKE IT, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! That was step one, and here comes the Bunny Hop!
 * Well, that wasn't much help.
 * You're right, I think you need help from a real adult.
 * You're right, I think you need help from a real adult.

Mr. Small's office

 * School counselor, pretty scary title, huh? But don't you worry, think of me as a friend, a companion, a fellow pilgrim, on a mad journey we call... life! So tell me, what's shaking?
 * Oh, I'm fine!
 * No, he's not! He's being bullied!
 * Oh, the big "B"... You know, more often than that, conversation beats confrontation. Hands down, lets meditate on this.
 * and : Ommmmm... Ommmmmm...
 * So tell me, who's bullying you?
 * and : Tina Rex.
 * TINA REX?! DON'T TELL HER YOU SAW ME!

The Hallway

 * Well, that wasn't much help.
 * No way! Gumball's gonna fight Tina?
 * She's gonna mash him!
 * He's toast!
 * She's gonna skin him alive!
 * This will be the greatest fight eveeer!
 * This is getting out of hand.
 * Don't worry, I'll fix this. Come on, what is wrong with you, guys? How many of you've being bullied by Tina?  Don't you realize we could all join forces and we can stand up to Tina once and for all?  And no student will ever be bullied again!
 * Yeah!
 * And also stop global warming!
 * Yeah!
 * And bring peace to the world!
 * Yeah!
 * And build schools for the dolphins and the rain forests so they can cure baldness!
 * Yeah!
 * Uh, Anais?
 * Sorry Gumball, the power's gone to my head! See you on Capitol Hill!
 * Good luck with the fight, man!
 * There you are!
 * DARWIN! You're supposed to be here when your best friend's about to get mangled by-
 * Shhh! Just follow me!

The School Gym

 * Behold, the Super Bully Protecting Suit of Power!
 * WHOAAAAH! I LOVE IT!
 * Lookin' good. Now check this out! It's got bouncing rubber pants and has a MP3 player as standard! And that's not all: this string here operates the Super Counter Attack Device.  No, wait! You only got one shot, so you must wait for the right moment.
 * Okay.
 * And last, but not least: the tassels!
 * What do these do?
 * Move your arm around.
 * and : Oooooh, tassels!
 * Ok, time to put it to the test! Ready?
 * Ok!
 * Can you feel anything yet?
 * NOOO!
 * Ok, I'll keep going.
 * What did it feel like?
 * What?
 * Like I'm being hit with a stick! That wasn't much help...
 * That's Ok! We could rebuild it, better, faster, stronger! Lets get to work!
 * Oh! Too late.
 * You know what? Maybe it won't be so bad. I'll just meet Tina in quite calmed atmosphere and talk things like civilized people.
 * and : Yeah!
 * This is a great idea!
 * Oh! Too late.
 * You know what? Maybe it won't be so bad. I'll just meet Tina in quite calmed atmosphere and talk things like civilized people.
 * and : Yeah!
 * This is a great idea!
 * This is a great idea!

The Confrontation

 * This, is a terrible idea.
 * What's going on here? I'll have no fighting on my watch. Oh, Gumball Watterson. I might have known!
 * Ahh, thank you Miss Simian! Uhh, I was gonna fight a T-Rex. Please, send me to detention!
 * Well, I suppose I could... after my coffee break!
 * But Miss Simian! Tina's gonna
 * Coffee. Break?
 * But Miss Simian, you're my last hope! Please!
 * Where's Gumball?!
 * : Here!
 * What am I gonna do, what am I gonna do?
 * Use The Bunny Hop, son. Son. Son Son. Son. Son.
 * Dad? What are you doing here?
 * Well, I wasn't gonna miss the big fight!
 * Gumball!
 * Alright! Time to deal with this like a man!
 * Gumball!
 * Alright! Time to deal with this like a man!
 * Alright! Time to deal with this like a man!

The Fight

 * Gumball, STOP RUNNING!
 * Dude, I've no idea what you're saying.
 * Sorry!
 * Gumball!
 * Sorry! Oh man.
 * Ha ha, scaredycat!
 * Mr. Small! Please... let me in!
 * TINA! NO!
 * PLEASE! LET ME IN!
 * NO!
 * MR. SMALL!
 * GO AWAY!
 * TINA! NO!
 * PLEASE! LET ME IN!
 * NO!
 * MR. SMALL!
 * GO AWAY!

Mom to the Rescue

 * Would you mind removing your glasses when you're at the table?
 * Err... yes?
 * What happened to you?!
 * I... ran into a door?
 * That's not true, he's being bullied!
 * Seriously, I did run into a door!
 * Mom, calm down!
 * I'M PERFECTLY CALM! I just need a word with Mr. Rex, Honeypie!
 * Gumball!
 * SIT!
 * You guys, make up!
 * Mr. Rex.
 * Hi Mr. Rex! We need to talk about your daughter.
 * So it's gonna be like that, is it? Well that's fine by me!
 * Your dad is pretty scary.
 * So is your mom.
 * Err, Tina, is it true that you're bullying me?
 * What? No. I thought we were just having fun.
 * So, why were you chasing me?
 * I only wanted to speak to you, but you ran away!
 * Everyone thinks I'm a brute... just like my dad. BUT I'M NOT!
 * I don't think you are a brute!
 * Really?
 * Of course! You're just a dangerous friend with a terrifying amount of strength.
 * Thanks!
 * Come on, gimme five! Oh. Err, how about a friend hug?  Oww! Too... friendly!
 * Well, I'm glad we've finally reached to an agreement. Goodbye Mr. Rex!
 * What? No. I thought we were just having fun.
 * So, why were you chasing me?
 * I only wanted to speak to you, but you ran away!
 * Everyone thinks I'm a brute... just like my dad. BUT I'M NOT!
 * I don't think you are a brute!
 * Really?
 * Of course! You're just a dangerous friend with a terrifying amount of strength.
 * Thanks!
 * Come on, gimme five! Oh. Err, how about a friend hug?  Oww! Too... friendly!
 * Well, I'm glad we've finally reached to an agreement. Goodbye Mr. Rex!
 * Well, I'm glad we've finally reached to an agreement. Goodbye Mr. Rex!
 * Well, I'm glad we've finally reached to an agreement. Goodbye Mr. Rex!

Epilogue

 * So everything is okay between you and Tina?
 * Yup! : Everything is just fine.
 * Yup! : Everything is just fine.