A Scooter for Yaksmas

[The episode begins at the CobbCo for this Yaksmas. Stimpy was controling saw the log. Stimpy create the fudge pop stick.]

Stimpy: Hmmm... Unexpectable. [Stimpy throws the fudge pop stick at the collection. The train whistles.] JOY! [Stimpy was waiting for Payroll with two tough guys.]

Men: Here's your munch pay. [Stimpy gives a fudge pop stick]

Stimpy: Wow. In a half stick Yaksmas bonus. [tears off] Bless you, sir. Happy Yaksmas, and make all your Cobb's be lovely ones. [Stimpy signs out] HOORAY! IT'S YAKSMAS EVE! The sort is falling and the air is filled with an sent of roasted rubber band tenders. It's my favorite time of the year! Hi, kids! Man, that's a really swell sortman we've got here. [Two strange kids are looking at Stimpy.]

Strange Boy: Hey look, the fat stupid guy again. [Strange Girl smiles like a monkey]

Stimpy: Aww, look at the cute little tites. [Two strange kids throws the port at Stimpy] [giggles] Kids. You've gotta love 'em... [Truck are filling a big sort at Stimpy. Stimpy looks at it. Stimpy was looking at the viewers. Stimpy's eyes is bouncing to the right. Stimpy's butt appears and slides down. Stimpy looks at Scooter.] There it is! The Johnny Future's Jet scooter! How you been doing? Did ya miss me? That's okay, girl. Come tomorrow, we'll be together FOREVER. [Stimpy kisses the mirror. Stimpy gasps] Uh-oh. I better get home and get everything ready. [dashes off. Fades to toliet and Stimpy] That oughta do it. [The sign says "Don't forget Scooter".] There's no way will never fix this. [Cuts to men's bathroom. Toliet flushes offscreen and Ren opens the mouth]

Ren: Man, I feel 10 pounds wider. Hey stupid, hurry up with my slumber. I'm starving. [All the scooter signs are appeared.]

Stimpy: Lemme just scooter that in a little closer. [Ren sniffs]

Ren: Mmm, choc-leaver. My favorite. Yes sir, nothing like a big stipen meatchow- [Ren shocked at the Meat scooter. The meat is melted. Ren looks at Stimpy has a scooter "The perfect yaksmas gift!" sign with his hat. A timecard says "Later". Stimpy was setting on Yaksmas gift. Ren is reading a newspaper. Ren heard the tools] What the!? HEY, what's with all this BANGING!?

Stimpy: There you go! Long John place.

Ren: [sighs] May I ask why you're nailing supports host the wall?

Stimpy: Why Ren, don't you know? It's yaksmas eve! The shabbiest day of the year. And the Long John's of the Stinky Wizzleteats to put sources in. And see the beautiful decorations to celebrate Cobb tie. Look how I prepared in hopes that good sinktreats with choose our yarn to pass out on. Bear withness, how beautiful for the Yaksmas dump looks. And I placed all our valuables in the middle of the room for easy access. And see how it decreated to throne room with a coffee crins Welcome Back and dental flesh garden. [chuckles]

Ren: Where are you going to throw up and realize that this Wizzleteats called the crap is for the febleminded.

Stimpy: Shush Ren, you'll hear you. You know he doesn't visit the incredolise. [Stimpy saw a Wizzletreats clock.]

Ren: Get your filthy hands o- [Stimpy strangles Ren]

Stimpy: Hold on, Ren. It's bedtime! We have to get dressed in bed at the time our Yaksmas candistion! [The iris was closing completely and the iris was opening to Stimpy is wearing a wedding outfit and Ren is wearing a bunny costume while the music is starting.]

[singing]

It's a Whizzleteats kind of season, it's a special holiday

The night air smells of sasuage and rancid curds and whey

The pickled chicken livers are all laid out with care

In hopes that old Saint Whizzleteats will rub them in his hair

He comes a hurlin' in his souped-up sasuage cart

With a great big bag of pre-chewed gum and a hubcap o'er his heart

It's a Whizzleteats kind of morning and we jump out of our beds

And we tumble down the staircase, landing on our heads

We wolf down meat by-products and choke down pre-chewed gum

Good ol' Stinky Whizzleteats, he always leaves us some

His suit is made of donkey hide and it smells like stinky feet

And that is how he got the name of good ol' Stinky Whizzleteats

(Whistling Chorus)

He comes a hurlin on his souped-up sasuage cart

With a great big bag of pre-chewed gum and a hubcap o'er his heart

Sing it, kids!

Over his heart

It's a Whizzleteats kind of morning, and we jump out of our beds

And we tumble down the staircase, landing on our heads

We wolf down meat by-products and choke down pre-chewed gum

Good ol' Stinky Whizzleteats, he always leaves us some

There goes ol' Stinky now, on his hot-rod knowkwurst sled

With a twinkle in his bloodshot eye and a pork chop on his head. [Santa Claus flys off to West pole. The sun is shining.]

Stimpy: Looky Ren, Stinky was here! [Stimpy runs over at Ren. Stimpy sees the chair] Pre-chewed gum! [men voice] GRAPE! [Fades to Ren and Stimpy was chewing sausage.] Hot smoky links. Mmmmm.... Hey Ren, let us change gifts.

Ren: Mmm, that's a great idea, pal.

Stimpy: Me first! [Stimpy gives a big gift for Ren. Ren was opening the Christmas present. Ren looks Queen statue.]

Ren: [gasps] It's truely Queen of England! [Ren hugs the Statue] It's just what I always wanted! How did you ever know?

Stimpy: Duhhh, I got the letter. [The letter says "Buy me queen or die".]

Ren: And now, I have a gift for you.

Stimpy: YOU DIDN'T! Wait here. [dashs off and put the helmet on.] How did you knowww..... [Stimpy was grumpy and he's imagining the small scooter.]

Ren: It's nothing, really. [Stimpy was groaning. Stimpy looks wildly at Fudge pop stick. Close-up to Fudge pop stick]

Stimpy: OH, ffffffffff-FUDGE pop... stick! JOY! [opens the box] I, don't know, what to say! It's the, thought that, C-c-c-c-Counts, somesay. I'm just, g-gonna stuck up for some G... GUM! [shuts the door]

Ren: Huh? Oh yeah, sure. [Ren was continuing create the queen. Stimpy is looking at the Scooter.]

Stimpy: H-h-h-hello, Ol' girl. [Close-up to Scooter After Yaksmas sale! 1/2 off!. Stimpy was trying even harder until... he's freaking out] [yells] IT'S NOT FAIR, I TELL YA!! [Stimpy knocks the mirror] IT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S NOT FAIR!!!You were supposed to be MINE!!! [Stimpy hardly smash the mirror, the mirror is cracking] Whoopsie. [Mirror was breaking and gives a scooter at Stimpy. Old women shocked.]

Old Women: STOP, THIEF! HELP, POLICE!

Stimpy: But but, I didn't need to...

Police: You there! Drop that scooter! STOP THIEF! [Stimpy drives his scooter]

Old Women: It was lord fat guy in the red suit!

Police: Duhh, don't you worry, Ma'am. Nobody steals a dirty $9 scooter on my beating deads away with it. We'll catch 'em. Get him a life. [Police drives off]

Stimpy: [sniffs] Oh, what are we gonna do, Old girl? We're in a lot of trouble!

Ren: Stimpy, come home! I can't find the tires! [Fades that night, Stimpy was asleep.]

Stimpy: It was an accident. I'm so... didn't mean to. [Stimpy imagine that Stimpy has been arrested with a lot of people. Stimpy looks at all the people.]

Old Women: That's him! Stealing scooter is on Yaksmas! SHAME on YOU!

Stimpy: But, But I...

Yak: I stayed up for a WEEK chewing of that gum for you!

Stimpy: But I did-

Ren: I'm glad I forget this with that stupid scooter, YOU don't deserve it!

Stimpy: But I didn't-

Police: I was gonna buy this scooter for my SICK little kids! AND NOW LOOK AT HER!

Puppet: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! [laughs maniacally] LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! [laughing maniacally]

Stimpy: But... I.. [Cuts to Stimpy at the Court. Stinky Wizzletreats as the Judge.]

Stinky Wizzletreats: Well, Stimpson J. Cat, You're about to steal away of that scooter. I've been borrow you to THEE!

Stimpy: But.. I di- [Stimpy's tongue says "Guilty".] EEeehehhhhh... [Yak whispers of the yak]

Yak: Guilty for stealing that scooter.

Stinky Wizzletreats: Very well. YOU steal that scooter and YOU are official in... INFINITY IN PRISON! [Cuts to Stimpy at the cell. He closes the cell and goes to jail.]

Stimpy: [yells] BUT I DIDN'T NEED TO TAKE IIII-I-I-IIIIIT!!!!!! [Fades to Stimpy having a nightmare.] No, zzz... I don't go to jail. I didn't do it. I'm innocent. [opens his eyes and gasps] I GOTTA GO HOME! My pal Ren will help me! Let's go, Girl! [Stimpy drives the scooter] That's it, good ol' Ren know what to do, cause he's my best friend in the whole world.

Ren: Yeah, that's right, he took off and I ain't seen the sense. Ya think you know somebody take in, meet 'em and built em and they turned out to be a PHYCHO! I'm lucky to be alive. A guy like that. It could rock me to my sleep. [Stimpy was so worried and hides it.]

Stimpy: NOOOOOO-O-O-O-OOOO!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT TRUUUEEEE!!!! OH REN, OH REEEEE-E-E-E-EEEEEEN!!!!!!! [Fades to men's bathroom. Stimpy uses his shoe black to brush his hair. The iris was closing completely and the iris was opening to Stimpy as a cool guy riding a scooter.] There's only one man who can help me now. Stinky Wuzzletreats. [Fades that night and the morning. Stimpy was very very tired.Stimpy was sleeping and crashing his scooter] Ohh. [looks around and looks at Oaf] Oh my! I've killed the Oaf!

Oaf: Hey, nice bike! [Fades to Ren was having dog nog on his bowl.]

Ren: Ya know, sattle around the Yaksmas stop drinking dognog is the same without Stimpy.]

Muddy Mudskipper: Yeah, I hate to admit it. But I kinda miss the big fat dope myself.

Mother Chimp: Oh baby. All alone without a friend in the world.

Stimpy and Oaf: Recking lad gold red sing this song! Wacky wacky turn it back at all night long! [Stimpy are riding a scooter with Oaf] [singing] ALL NIGHT LOOOONG!

Oaf: So let me get this straight. You're a C.I.A. Agent sit of the Queen of the America to deliver this top secret scooter to the last mall.

Stimpy: Yes, Uhhh, to the cheap spine self. Stinky Wizzletreats. [Paper snaps at Stimpy]

Oaf: Aren't you a lousy long to believe in Stinky Wizzle- TREATS?!? [Oaf looks at Stimpy "Reward $5.00] [gasps. Oaf sees the real Stimpy] THE SCOOTER THIEF! STOOOOOOP!!! [Stimpy stops the scooter. Oaf gets off the scooter.] [angry] I'm tellin'. [runs off] Help! Police! HELP! ATTENTION! [Stimpy screams and drives the scooter. A timecard says "3000 or so miles Later..." Stimpy drives his scooter. Tire is all flattened. Scooter stops at the Rock. Stimpy flies in the air and drops on the ground and continues flying and knocks the north pole.]

Stimpy: Ohhhh... [Stimpy sees the West Pole Motel sign] THE WEST POLE! Hey ol' girl, we made it! [Stimpy saw that Scooter is braken.] SCOOTER! Ohhhh, scooter! My poor baby-y-y-y-y-y! There now, Ol' girl! I got ya. Don't worry, for this Stinky Wizzletreats house now. He'll know what to do. [Stimpy opens the door] Hello? Mr. Teats? Sir? I was wondering if you can have- Gosh! They're passed out and sleeping like logs. [Yak and Stinky Wizzleteats are asleep. Stimpy was looking for Ren.]

Stimpy: It's a package from Ren to me! [Stimpy wraps the gift and screams excitedly. Stimpy jumps in the scooter] It's my very own Johnny Future's Jet Scooter. Ren gets it forget the buy it. Stinky just forgot to deliver it. Oh. I almost forgot. [to broken scooter] I'm sorry, Girl. I didn't mean to forget about ya. Don't worry, anything is gonna be okay. Stinky will fix ya up and take it back to the bike shop where you belong. [Stimpy drives a new scooter. The police got arrived at West Pole.]

Old Lady: That's the one! HE TOOK IT! The fat guy and the red suit! [Stinky Wizzleteats covers up. The iris was closing completely and The iris was opening to Stimpy.]

Stimpy: Well, everything left out okay. I got my scooter and my good name is cleared up. Thanks to good thank wizzleteats.

Ren: And I got everything I could ever want.

Stimpy: Yes Ren, It's truely be a happy holiday. [Stimpy was driving a scooter with Ren and his Queen of England statue.]

Ren and Stimpy: Merry Yaksmas! [Stinky Wizzleteats and Yak are shootened and riding the broken Scooter. The iris stops at Stinky Wizzleteats and Yak. In 0.5 seconds later, The iris was closing completely at the end of the episode.]