Under Wraps


 * Ben Tennyson: Grandpa, what gives?
 * Grandpa Max: What gives is that I ran out of water in the shower... again. It's your job to keep the tank full, Ben.
 * Ben Tennyson: I will, just later.
 * Gwen Tennyson: Sure. The same way you're "going" to make your bed or take out the trash.
 * Grandpa Max: Well, you're a fine one to talk, young lady. You think those dirty dishes are just gonna wash themselves?
 * Gwen Tennyson: But it's summer vacation, Grandpa.
 * Ben Tennyson: Yeah, if we wanted to do chores, we could have just stayed at home.


 * Cowgirl: (on the radio) Y'all ready for a little fresh air? Want a chance to commune with the animals? You know someone who needs to learn the value of some good old-fashioned hard work? Then sign your whole clan up for a week at Dairyville's Family Fun Farm Camp and experience life on a real working farm!
 * (Grandpa Max appears to have an idea)
 * Ben Tennyson: I do not like that look in his eye.


 * Joan Maplewood: Y'all ready for a little fresh air? Want a chance to commune with the animals? You know someone who needs to learn the value of some good, old-fashined hard work? Then sign your whole clan up for a week at Dairyville's Family Fun Farm Camp and experience life on a real working farm.


 * Grandpa Max: Mmm, good grub, Joan!
 * Gwen Tennyson: Yeah, with no actual grubs in it for a change.


 * Joan Maplewood: Rise and shine, sleepyheads.
 * Gwen Tennyson: You've got to be kidding. It's 5:00 am.
 * Joan Maplewood: And those cows aren't gonna milk themselves.


 * (Grandpa Max hands a bag to Ben)
 * Ben Tennyson: Oh, man, there's gotta be, like, a thousand of these things. Looks like a job for...
 * (Grandpa Max grabs his arm)
 * Grandpa Max: ...Ben "I'm Too Lazy To Fill A Water Tank" Tennyson. And only him, if you know what I mean.


 * Todd Maplewood: (milking a cow) Just squeeze and pull. Squeeze and pull.
 * Ben Tennyson: Don't they have machines for this?
 * Todd Maplewood: Ma doesn't believe in them. Says they spook the cows.
 * Ben Tennyson: Isn't there something else we could do?
 * Todd Maplewood: Well, the manure needs to be shoveled.
 * Ben & Gwen: Milking!


 * Gwen Tennyson: Ben! Slop the hogs!
 * Ben Tennyson: Hey, Grandpa was right! This farm work stuff ready DOES pay off.


 * (Ben tries to sneak out of the chicken coop at night)
 * Gwen Tennyson: Going somewhere?
 * Ben Tennyson: Same place you are.
 * Ben & Gwen: Mummy hunt.


 * (Grandpa Max puts a device on himself and Gwen, which covers them in protective hazmat suits)
 * Grandpa Max: Level 10 Hazmat suits. Don't think your parents would appreciate me bringing you home all mutated.
 * Diamondhead: Hey, what about me?
 * Grandpa Max: As long as you're in alien form, you should be safe from the mutation effects.
 * Diamondhead: "Should be?"


 * Gwen Tennyson: Okay. Mental note: Never try to perform a spell from inside a hazmat suit.


 * Ben Tennyson: It's ready for an extra-large order of mummy ripple?


 * Ben Tennyson: (after mummy grabs him) Grandpa!


 * Ben Tennyson: Time to fight mummy with mummy. (transforms into Upgrade)
 * Upgrade: Upgrade? Aw, man.


 * Gwen Tennyson: Aah!!! The corrodium has turned Ben into a hideous mutant! Oh, wait. That's how you always look.
 * Ben Tennyson: (fake laugh) That's so funny I forgot to laugh.


 * Grandpa Max: Guess we'd better head back to the farm. I'm sure Joan has more chores for us to do.
 * Ben Tennyson: (Ben and Gwen exchange looks) Yeah, about that, Grandpa. Gwen and I just want to say...
 * Ben and Gwen: Don't make us go back there, please! We've learned our lesson, Grandpa! We'll do our chores from now on. Promise!
 * Grandpa Max: Oh, thank goodness. I'd forgotten how much I hated working on Uncle Jedediah's farm when I was a kid! Now, let's get out of here before I get stuck with manure duty again!