The Fairly OddParents: Breakin' da Rules


 * Wanda: Time to get up, sleepy head!
 * Cosmo: I didn't know Timmy had different heads...
 * Timmy Turner: Aaahhh... just another day or two...
 * Wanda: You have to get up, Timmy - we have to prepare!
 * Mrs. Turner: Timmy! We're leaving for our, uh, seminar weekend!
 * Mr. Turner: Duty calls!We certainly won't be having any fun this weekend!
 * Timmy Turner: Mom and Dad are away this weekend. That means something important. Oh no! Vicky! She's here! My brain is numb with horror! You two go stall her while I think of something!
 * Wanda: No can do, Timmy - you know we can't be seen by anyone but you.
 * Cosmo: Dem's da rules, see?
 * Timmy Turner: Rules! This is no time for rules! I wish we didn't have to follow those stupid rules!
 * Cosmo: You got it!
 * Timmy Turner: I'm betting this isn't good news...
 * Cosmo: I'm betting this is really great news! But I'm not betting much.
 * Wanda: It says here that your wish broke Da Rules so badly that the next person to touch them will steal the wish power of the fairies stupid enough to grant such a silly wish!
 * Timmy Turner: Noooooooooo!
 * Vicky: Okay, twerp, here's how it's going to be. I'm in charge, and you're NOTHING! Got it?
 * Timmy Turner: I wish Vicky didn't have that book!
 * Vicky: Well I wish you were still in bed asleep so I wouldn't have to deal with you and your freaky, disgusting habits.
 * Cosmo: We're in trouble! Now we're in trouble in Timmy's dreams! Now we're spinning around in trouble in Timmy's dreams - weeeee!
 * Wanda: This is serious business... it's only a matter of time before someone finds out what happens and we end up... ...in Fairy Court!
 * Cosmo: Yay! We get to see the judge serve up hot, creamy justice for some unsuspecting creep! Some... unsuspecting... creeps - Wow! I didn't see that coming.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Silence puny fairy!
 * Cosmo: Wow! I saw that coming!
 * Wanda: Jorgen Von Strangle! The most feared Fairy Drill Instructor this side of Really Unpleasant Fairy Drill Instructors!
 * Timmy Turner: Don't worry - I'll talk us out of it...
 * Fairy Judge: Order! Order! The case of the Fairies versus Cosmo and Wanda is in session! All rise! Cosmo and Wanda, you have been accused of losing your copy of Da Rules... how do you plead?
 * Cosmo: I'll plead backwards! Eem truh t'nod zeelp!
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Silence! Any plea other than 'Guilty' will be met by loud shouting and a terrifying display of my muscle tone!
 * Wanda: I think he means it...
 * Fairy Judge: Jorgen Von Strangle... you may begin the prescription.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Thank you, your honor. I call to the stand little Timmy Turner. Timmy, did your fairy godparents lose their copy of Da Rules?
 * Timmy Turner: Yes, but...
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: HE SAYS YES!
 * Fairy Judge: The court finds the accused guilty, and sentences them to forty nine and a half hours of impunity service to recover the missing copy of Da Rules, or lose their Fairy License forever!
 * Cosmo: Um, what was the first choice again?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Hand in your wands! And your backup wands... Now tiny fairies - you can take these training wands AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
 * Wanda: Forty nine and a half hours! We'll never complete the impunity service in that time, not without our wands!
 * Timmy Turner: Not without that attitude! Come on, guys - we can do this!
 * Cosmo: And I can do this! Ta da!
 * Wanda: It's going to be a long forty nine and a half hours... These training wands stink! Timmy, if we're to recover all of the pages on Da Rules, we really need your help!
 * Timmy Turner: What do I have to do?
 * Cosmo: Erm... Pretty much everything! But don't worry - we can help teach you the basics!
 * Wanda: You can use the left analog stick to move around, and the right analog stick to look around. Just remember, if you get stuck, or you're not certain, or you see something interesting, talk to us and we'll be there with some advice.
 * Cosmo: Talk to us lots! Beside useful advice, we can give you all sorts of fashion tips!
 * Wanda: Try it now! Well done.
 * Cosmo: You're so cool!
 * Wanda: Let's move to the next part of the training hon.
 * Cosmo: But talk to us again first!
 * Wanda: If the universe is giving you a bad point of view...
 * Cosmo: It can be mean like that!
 * Wanda: ...you can adjust your view! Use the Jump button to climb to the top of the steps, Timmy.
 * Timmy Turner: I can't jump high enough!
 * Wanda: You can jump twice to do a double jump, pumpkin.
 * Cosmo: It's twice as much fun and only two thirds the calories!
 * Wanda: Be careful on these narrow planks, hon. You have to get across and press that big red button.
 * Timmy Turner: What happens if I fall?
 * Cosmo: You'll move downwards really fast! It'll be fun...errr... until you hit the ground, that is.
 * Wanda: Those crowns will come in handy - they'll give us a little more magic. When we have a hundred we get enough magic to give you another attempt as a task, if you fail the first time.
 * Timmy Turner: Like in video games when you get a one up?
 * Cosmo: That's about the size of it!
 * Wanda: Sneak past the alien - don't wake him!
 * Cosmo: Yay! You did it! Oops. I guess dream-aliens can hear me...
 * Wanda: You'd better get onto that plant and escape, honey! We're almost finished - but this surface looks awfully slippery.
 * Cosmo: It'll be fun! Unless you fall off... Those pointy things look familiar...
 * Wanda: They're wish stars, hon, remember?
 * Timmy Turner: So if I get them, I can make a wish?
 * Cosmo: Sure thing, Timmy!
 * Wanda: But first you need five stars.
 * Cosmo: Then you have to stand on the special wishing circle - is that right?
 * Wanda: You do remember, Cosmo! I always said you're not just a pretty face.
 * Cosmo: I'm also a pretty body! Er... is one star the same as five stars?
 * Timmy Turner: Whoa! A Crimson Chin card! They're super rare!
 * Cosmo: I prefer them medium rare!
 * Timmy Turner: I don't have fish wish stars yet!
 * Wanda: We'd better go back and find more, then.
 * Cosmo: Two stars! It's like a mediocre movie review!
 * Wanda: You're more than halfway there! Two stars to go! Just one more star...
 * Timmy Turner: So what happens now that I have five stars?
 * Wanda: You can make a wish, and in return for a job well done, we get a page of Da Rules.
 * Cosmo: It's twice the fun of regular wishing!
 * Wanda: And when we get all the pages back they'll restore our full fairy wishing powers!
 * Timmy Turner: So what happens now that I have five stars?
 * Wanda: You can make a wish! We can't do really big wishes, but we will be able to help!
 * Cosmo: I like helping! And I like extra helpings!
 * Timmy Turner: What should I wish now?
 * Wanda: You could undo Vicky's wish for starters...
 * Timmy Turner: Great idea! I wish I was awake!