Lumpus vs. the Volcano


 * [In his office, Scoutmaster Lumpus is watching a commercial on T.V. On the T.V. is a banjo-playing rooster dressed as a sherrif]
 * Deputy Doodle-Doo: ♪ Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell... ♪ [throws his banjo off-screen] Howdy, partners!
 * Children: Howdy to you!
 * Deputy Doodle-Doo: Bet you're feelin' hungry.
 * Children: You know that we do!
 * Deputy Doodle-Doo: Well, my name is Deputy Doodle-Doo. Make the best frozen dinners especially for you! [A pie gets placed on the table and then cuts to him coming out of a saloon] But if you don't belive me or you think it's a lie... [The pie on the table bursts open and a baby chick pops out] There she blows!
 * Baby chick: Try our chicken pot pie!
 * [Lumpus drools while watching this]
 * Deputy Doodle-Doo: Big ol' chunks of chicken with gravy. All wrapped up in a deep-dish prairie-style pie. [four pies with arms and legs dance behind him] But if you don't believe me or you think it's a lie... [The chick pops out of the pie] There she blows!
 * Baby Chick: Try our chicken pot pie!
 * T.V. Announcer: Available in your local frozen food section. Additional gravy sold seperately. Get some now.
 * Lumpus: Will do!


 * Samson: Can't you see I'm a walking health hazard?!