Dragons: Mi Amore Wing/Gotham City Breakout

(Gotham City Nighttime)

(Superman is flying while looking for Joker who has escaped from Arkham Asylum again)

Superman: Joker, Joker, Joker. (Singsong) Where is the Joker?

(Superman’s cellphone starts ringing and he takes the call)

Superman: Superman’s cellphone. Superman speaking, how can I help you?

Robin: It’s Robin.

Superman: Hi Robin! [Realizes that he’s not in bed] Wait. Isn’t it your bedtime?

(Robin brushes his teeth and spits out toothpaste)

Robin: Working on it. Have you found the Joker yet?

Superman: It’s not easy. It’s so. Dark and. Gritty. Here in Gotham. Metropolis is all clean and white. It’s easier to pick out the criminals.

(Superman looks at a tall building and sees Joker who is laughing maniacally)

Superman: Bingo! There he is! I’ll have him locked up in no time!

Robin: [serious] Be careful, Superman. The Joker is one of Batman’s trickiest foes.

Superman: [chuckles] Yes, I’m sure a non-powered foe can be a challenge for a non-powered hero. Gotta go! Bad guy to catch!

(Superman puts his cellphone in his pocket and sets off to stop the Joker)

(Meanwhile back at the Edge)

Tuffnut: A little to the left. Little bit more. Little bit-- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, now we got to go back right. Let's get-- Let's head back to the right!

Ruffnut: Failure is not an option. The entire known world is counting on us!

Hiccup: So does everything have to be a game with them or...?

Snotlout: They share a pea brain, Hiccup, and peas are really small to start with. [laughs, yells]

(Snotlout avoids the scrap metal after the twins dropped it)

Ruffnut: Nailed it!

(Tuffnut and Ruffnut high five each other)

Hiccup: Okay, look come on down, you two. We have to decide what to do with all this scrap metal.

Snotlout: Throw it in the water with those Nuts.

Fishlegs: And pollute the ocean? Unh-unh. Not on my watch.

Tuffnut: If only there was a way, some-- some way that this metal, this very metal here could benefit all of dragon-kind.

Ruffnut: Yeah, like if there was a dragon that could somehow reuse all this junk.

Hiccup/Fishlegs: Armorwing!

Snotlout: The Armorwing? That thief?

Tuffnut: This great deed shall be known forevermore as... re... doing the thing.

Ruffnut: Yeah, We'll figure it out, bro.

Tuffnut: Re-figure it out, bro.

(Mala and Dagur Arrive on Sleuther)

Dagur: Hiccup!

Hiccup: Dagur. Mala. A-arrow?

Fishlegs: Are you guys okay?

Dagur: Never better! Why do you ask?

Fishlegs: You have an arrow sticking out of your... Nothing.

Mala: We have a very important announcement, Hiccup Haddock.

Dagur: I just finished the Defenders of the Wing King Trials. Nailed it!

Mala: We are getting married.

Dagur: Yes, we are.

Mala: I'm over the moon!

Snotlout: Huh?!

Fishlegs: Oh-ho-hoo!

Dagur: Now, if, uh, someone could fix this before the ceremony, I would greatly appreciate it. Don't want to scare the new in-laws. [chuckles]

Hiccup: [laughs nervously] In-laws [sighs]

(Scene changes to Gotham City)

Joker: Oh, Spoony, isn’t it wonderful? With Batsy gone, all of Gotham I said our own funhouse!

(Superman appears behind Joker who looks behind)

Superman: There’s nothing fun about crime, Joker!

Joker: [gasps] Look, Spoony! Batsy decided to leave Little Boy Blue to watch the house while he’s away.

Joker: [MOCK VOICE] This is gonna be fun! [laughs]

Superman: Uh, yes, well, the only fun you and your, uh, ([clears throat] spoon, will be having is back at your cell in Arkham.

Joker: [NORMAL VOICE] No! You’ll never take us back there! Spoony will nevertheless allow it!

Superman: Give up now, Joker. I have, superpowers. And all you have is a... a spoon.

(Joker realizes that Superman has superpowers, so he has an idea)

Joker: [NORMAL VOICE] Superpowers? Like what? [MOCK VOICE] Can you grow money from trees?

Superman: Well, uh, no.

Joker: [MOCK VOICE] Can you make dogs invisible?

Superman: [ANNOYED] Spoony, that’s not even a real superpower.

Joker: [Normal voice] Perhaps a demonstration for Spoony?

Superman: Well, I can shoot super hot beams from my eyes with super-accuracy.

Joker: [Mock voice] Oh really? Prove it, you big goof!

(Superman uses his heat vision on Him, but Joker uses Spoony to deflect the laser, breaking the walls of Arkham Asylum, Harley Quinn, Penguin, Poison Ivy and Scarecrow realizes that they’re free and went off to cause chaos in Gotham City, Robin sees it on the Batcomputer)

Robin: [Sighs]

Superman: Whoops!

Joker: Oh, well done, Spoony. [Mock voice] Thanks. Super-sucker!

(Joker runs off to cause mayhem in Gotham City)

Superman: (sighs) Batman will not be happy about this.

(Superman chases Joker but finds a dynamite stick)

Superman: Alright, Joker, you may have tricked me once! Or twice.

(The dynamite blows up ruining Superman’s hair and covering him in smoke)

(Superman rubs his hair properly)

Superman: I’m starting to see why the Bat bunch wanted that vacation.

(Back at the clubhouse)'

Dagur: [Giggling] Eskimo.

Mala: Mm, butterfly.

Dagur: Beard tickles.

Snotlout: [gags]

Mala: You are the Dagur in my heart and the king of my kingdom.

Dagur: And you are my Queen Mala-poo. Poopy, poop--

Astrid: Uh... Hiccup?

Hiccup: They did seem to get along after the Twins' whole mediation thing, but... ugh.

Fishlegs: Marriage? Wait, w-when? How?

Dagur: Let me set the scene, Fishy. One day, I was sitting pondering this one little spot of fat that I just can't seem to get rid of no matter how many crunches I do. Then it just-- It hit me, Fishy.

Mala: Or more specifically, I hit him.

Dagur: Ah, it was love at first fight. Hit me again.

Mala: Oh, no, no.

Dagur: Go on, hit me again.

Mala: Dagur.

Dagur: Hit me again. Hit me again.

Mala: Now's not the time.

Snotlout: [gags] Would it be insulting if I barfed everywhere?

Fishlegs: Well, I think it's kind of sweet. Proof that true love knows no bounds. [Looks at Hiccup and Astrid] Right, guys?

Snotlout: Hey, how come you guys never use sappy names or rub your beards on each other?

Hiccup: Uh, because we don't have beards, Snotlout.

Snotlout: Drop the act. It's obvious what true love really looks like. [Gestures to Mala and Dagur]

Hiccup: O-okay, look, Astrid and I have a different kind of relationship, built on years of friendship.

Astrid: Right. Yeah, um, years of friendship.

(Scene changes to the Hall of Justice)