The Cognition Regeneration

[first lines]
 * Leonard: We're pinned down!
 * Howard: We can't get through!
 * Raj: Sheldon, get over here and help!
 * Sheldon: OK, one second.
 * Leonard: Sheldon, why are you jumping up and down?
 * Sheldon: I'm trying to shoot!
 * Howard: Then use the 'Shoot' button not the 'Wonderful-thing-about-Tiggers' button!
 * Leonard: Aaaw.
 * Raj: That's it. We're dead.
 * Howard: Challenge them again.
 * Leonard: Doing it right now. They can't; there's an important Little League game :
 * Howard: No wonder they beat us; they're jocks.


 * Zack: What are the odds of running into you here?
 * Penny: Well, it's a bar, so pretty good.


 * Amy: What happened to learning the unicycle?
 * Sheldon: I stopped that; it was dumb. Uni-, bi-, tri-, menstrual; all cycles are dumb.


 * Amy: [Sheldon has just stormed out] His mother warned me. Everybody warned me. Actually, * he* warned me.

[last lines]
 * Sheldon: [walking along the sidewalk on very tall stilts] I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm tall, and I'm doing it. [wakes up in bed] Aw, man.