Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas


 * ''[first lines]
 * Eris: Wake up, my beauties. Rise and shine. It's a brand-new day, and the mortal world is at peace. But not for long. Just look at them. I pull one tiny thread, and their whole world unravels into chaos. Glorious chaos. And what could be more perfect than this? A noble prince, a priceless treasure, and a black-hearted thief. Oh, this is going to be fun. Cetus? You know what to do. Let the games begin.
 * ''[Cetus goes inside the earth, splashing in the water, then the boats]
 * Sinbad: [walking with Spike] Gentlemen, this is what we've been waiting for. The world's most valuable object is on its way to Syracuse. It's a shame it'll never get there.
 * ''[the crew laugh, then Spike barks]
 * Sinbad: After today, we retire to Fiji.
 * ''[the crew cheer]
 * Man: Fiji! Fiji!
 * ''[the man takes the swords out, laughing]
 * Sinbad: Kale!
 * Kale: Aye, Captain.
 * Sinbad: Spike!
 * ''[Spike takes the swords out of the boat]
 * Sinbad: Let's get rich!
 * ''[the boat attacks the boat, then swinging to the next boat, taking the swords out, then they attack, then Spike takes the bone, then catapult while flying at the men, then the crew continue attacking, then throwing the bombs, then the man flies up, then spinning the swords, then sliding, then knocking the head, then the men run at Sinbad, then attacking the men]
 * Sinbad: Did you catch that last move? Pretty cool, huh?
 * Kale: I thought you overworked it. Just a bit.
 * Man: Aw, y...
 * Sinbad: Overworked it?
 * ''[the guard eats the sword, then throwing the man in the water]
 * Sinbad: Oh, and I was overworking it?
 * ''[the man spits the sword, then they continue attacking]
 * Sinbad: Proteus.
 * Kale: Whoa. This just got interesting. How long has it been?
 * Sinbad: About a lifetime ago.
 * ''[the crew continue attacking, then hitting the men, then fighting]
 * Proteus: You still fight like an old lady. Sinbad?
 * ''[the men continue attacking]
 * Proteus: Sinbad. What...? What are you doing here?
 * Sinbad: I'm working. [breaks the keyhole] You?
 * Proteus: What happened to you? Where have you been?
 * Sinbad: [throws the keyhole away] Hey, love to stop and catch up, but I've got things to do, places to go, stuff to steal.
 * ''[Proteus walks in]
 * Sinbad: [whistling] Oh, yeah.
 * Proteus: [to Sinbad] Sinbad, we need to talk.
 * Sinbad: Heard about it, read about it, never actually seen it. [walks to a book] The Book of Peace.
 * Proteus: It's my job to bring it safely to Syracuse.
 * Sinbad: Really? Now, see, now, I-I just feel bad, because you're going to get fired.
 * Proteus: You can't be serious. You disappear for ten years, show up, and rob me?
 * Sinbad: I wish it wasn't you. I do. [chuckling] Really. But...
 * Proteus: But it is me, Sinbad.
 * Sinbad: Proteus, we had a special handshake, some code words, a secret hideout. It was fun, big fun, but, uh, we were kids.
 * Proteus: We were friends! You're not going to steal this. Not from me. And what would you do with it anyway? The Book of Peace protects all of us in the Twelve Cities.
 * Sinbad: Exactly. So, just imagine how much all of us will pay to get it back.
 * Proteus: Let me say it again. A long time ago, you and I were friends. If that ever meant anything to you, prove it now.
 * Sinbad: You're right. That was a long time ago. [Proteus grabs Sinbad, then rolling to the ground, then taking the swords out] Come on. Don't get all heroic, Proteus.
 * ''[they both continue attacking]
 * Proteus: If you want the Book, you have to go through me.
 * ''[Cetus breaks the window, then they both fall to the ground]
 * Sinbad: What the...?
 * ''[they both get out, then they all attack]
 * Proteus: Dear gods.
 * ''[Cetus attacks the ship, then yelling, then attacking a ship, then Spike grabs Cetus, flying]
 * Sinbad: [chuckling] Go, Spike.
 * ''[Spike flies in the sky]
 * Luca: I gotcha! I gotcha!
 * ''[Spike hits Luca, yelling]
 * Sinbad: Well, I see you're busy. So, uh, stay in touch.
 * Proteus: [to Sinbad] Wait! Wait! You're just going to run away?
 * Sinbad: Uh, yeah. Wh-whoa!
 * ''[the tail moves the ship, then attacking the ship]
 * Kale: Sinbad!
 * Sinbad: You! My...! My ship!
 * ''[Proteus continues attacking Cetus, then knocking Proteus, then they continue attacking Cetus, then grabbing the man]
 * Sinbad: Heads up! [he lights the bomb, then grabbing to Cetus] Now, stand by for sushi.
 * ''[the bomb explodes Cetus, then spitting at Proteus and Sinbad, then spitting the man out, then grabbing the sword]
 * Sinbad: Give that guy a raise.
 * ''[Cetus continues attacking the ship]
 * Proteus: Come on! Come on, Sinbad! Let's go!
 * Sinbad: Wait. Stand your ground. [he whistles]
 * Proteus: W-What are you doing?
 * Sinbad: Hey! Hey, hey! Lobster Boy, over here!
 * ''[Cetus sticks his tongue out, then putting the sword on the mouth, roaring]
 * Sinbad: Run!
 * Proteus: Fall back!
 * Sinbad: [grabs the rope] Grab hold! [gives Proteus] Let's go! [they both climb up, then taking the sword] Come on!
 * ''[they both continue climbing]
 * Proteus: And the plan?
 * Sinbad: How about try not to get killed? Hold on! [he cuts the rope] Here, you'll need this.
 * Proteus: Where are you going?
 * Sinbad: Fishing! [he climbs on the rope, waking like a tightrope, balancing] Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right.
 * ''[Cetus grabs the tightrope, then getting off, then holding on the rope, then grabbing the sword, then cutting the ropes, then Sinbad and Proteus start to fight]
 * Sinbad: Now!
 * ''[they both cut the rope, then falling down]
 * Proteus: Whoo!
 * Sinbad: Woo-hoo!
 * ''[the crew cheer, then Sinbad lands on Cetus, then putting the sword back in]
 * Sinbad: Oh...
 * Proteus: You okay?
 * Sinbad: Yeah.
 * Porteus: Thanks for sticking around.
 * Sinbad: Ah, just like old times. Look out! [the tentacle grabs Sinbad]
 * Proteus: Sinbad!
 * ''[Sinbad splashes in the water, Proteus jumps, then the men grab Proteus, then Sinbad tries to get out of Cetus by falling underwater, drowning, then Eris appears, blowing at Cetus and Sinbad by letting go, then landing in the water]
 * Eris: The day begin with such promise. And now look. My sea monster is dead, and I still don't have the Book of Peace. All because of you, Sinbad.
 * Sinbad: Uh-huh. And you are?
 * Eris: Eris, the Goddess of Discord. No doubt you've seen my likeness on the temple walls.
 * Sinbad: [chuckles nervously] You know, they don't do you justice.
 * Eris: Uh-huh. Now, about my sea monster.
 * Sinbad: Right, right. Listen, I'm sorry about that. I don't suppose a heartfelt apology would do.
 * Eris: [chuckling wryly] Heartfelt? From you? Sinbad, you don't have a heart. That's what I like about you. So, I'm going go let you live. But there's just one little thing you have to do. Get the Book of Peace and bring it to me.
 * Sinbad: Right. Hmm. Now, see, that's a problem for me because I had my own plans for it. Uh, ransom, get rich. You know, "me" stuff.
 * Eris: [startled cry] You're not thinking big enough, Sinbad. Steal the Book for ransom, and you'll be rich enough to lounge on an island beach. Steal the Book for me, and you can buy the beach, and the island and the world.
 * Sinbad: Hmm. You let me live, you make me rich, I retire to paradise. So far, I don't see a downside. If you keep your word.
 * Eris: Sinbad, when a goddess gives her word, she's bound for all eternity.
 * Sinbad: All right, you're on.
 * Eris: I knew you'd see it my way. So, when you've stolen the Book, follow that star beyond the horizon. You'll find yourself in Tartarus, my Realm of Chaos.
 * Sinbad: Tartarus. I'll see you there.
 * Eris: It's a date then. So, where were we? [chuckling] Oh, yes. You were holding your breath.
 * ''[Sinbad goes underwater, then swimming]
 * Eris: He's so cute. And so gullible. Cetus, well done.
 * ''[he gets out of the water, then Kale grabs Sinbad, then they cheer, then barking]
 * Man: Sinbad, you're alive! Glad you made it. Pay up. He lived.
 * ''[Sinbad gets up]
 * Kale: What happened down there?
 * Sinbad: [gasping] You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
 * Kale: Try me.
 * Sinbad: All right, here goes. So I meet Eris, the Goddess of Chaos. She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.
 * Kale: Ha! That's a good one! Goddess of Chaos?
 * ''[the crew chuckle]
 * Kale: Oh, I'm writing that down.
 * Rat: So, that's it then? No Book. Now what do we do?
 * Sinbad: A little patience, Rat. It's not like we don't know where it's going. [looking at a ship]
 * Proteus: Men, all sails to Syracuse!
 * Man: Right away, sir!
 * ''[the ship goes to Syracuse, cheering, then the men bring the Book of Peace, then lighting the building]
 * Dymas: For as long as I can remember, I've dreamed of this moment. The savred treasure that's protected us for a thousand years is now in Syracuse.
 * Man: A toast!
 * Woman: To Dymas!
 * Man: Hear, hear!
 * Dymas: To the Book of Peace!
 * Man: And to you, King Dymas and Prince Proteus. Make way!
 * ''[the crowd gasp, then the men run away]
 * Sinbad: You see? This is what happens when you use the front enterance.
 * Kale: Mm-hmm.
 * Dymas: What is he doing here?
 * Proteus: At least he's nout out robbing someone.
 * Dymas: That's because everyone worth robbing is here.
 * ''[Spike walks while panting]
 * Sinbad: I'll bet you ten crowns you're about to put those swords down.
 * Guard: I'll take that bet.
 * Proteus: Guards, put away your swords. I don't see you for ten years, and now twice in one day... [scoffs] You're smothering me.
 * Sinbad: [chuckles] I knew you'd want to thank me for saving your life again.
 * Proteus: [chuckles] You probably just heard we had free food and wine.
 * Sinbad: You hear that, guys? Dinner and drinks are on the prince.
 * Proteus: Come on. There's someone I want you to meet.
 * Sinbad: [softly] Get to work.
 * Guard: Weapons?
 * ''[Kale takes the swords out, then they both gasp, then chuckling, then putting the swords away, then Rat puts the swords away, then Jed puts all of it down]
 * Proteus: Here she is. I've told her all about you.
 * ''[Sinbad drinks his cup]
 * Proteus: [clears throat] Sinbad, I would like to introduce you to my fiancee, the Lady Marina, Ambassador from Thrace.
 * ''[they both walk down to meet Sinbad]
 * Marina: So, this is the infamous Sinbad. I heard all about this morning. First you tried to rob Proteus, and then you save his life. So, which are you, a thief or a hero?
 * Proteus: Sinbad wanted to give me an opportunity to thank him.
 * ''[Spike gobbles all the food]
 * Rat: Eight months on the sea with nothing but eggs and pickles, you don't know what that can do to a man. Oh, it's almost too easy. There's only a handful of guards.
 * Sinbad: Forget it. Let's get back to the ship.
 * Kale: Just like that? But the Book is almost ours.
 * ''[she sighs]
 * Kale: Oh.
 * Rat: Wh-What? Who is she? An old girlfriend?
 * Kale: I'm afraid it's not that simple. Let's go. Jed, pack it up.
 * Jed: What? I-I... I just put the... [he groans all of it, then coming to get Kale, with Eris sitting on the roof]
 * Eris: [chuckling wickedly] Oh, this is just too easy.
 * Marina: Look at this way: Now that Sinbad's gone, your father can finally relax and enjoy the evening.
 * Proteus: [chuckles] Well, you're right about that. He's trying not to show it, but he's so proud to have the Book in Syracuse. He's been planning this day his whole life.
 * Marina: And soon it will be your responsibility.
 * Proteus: Our responsibility. [looks at a sky]
 * Marina: [sighs] It's beautiful.
 * Proteus: It is. My father spent years preparing it for the Book. There are guards on every level, and if you look up to the... Ah... [chuckling softly] You were talking about the ocean, weren't you?
 * Marina: I only wish I'd seen more of it. I used to imagine sailing far beyond the Twelve Cities, discovering the world. [chuckling softly] Oh, look at it, Proteus. There's so much wonder.
 * Proteus: Marina... Our marriage was arranged many years ago. It's always been expected of us. But politics is not a reason to get married. Uh, and I don't want you to do this just because it's your duty. I'm asking you for myself now. Marina, will you marry me?
 * Marina: Proteus, I...
 * Dymas: There you are! I think the delegates from Manoli are trying to give a toast. Although, I'm not sure. They're doing something with their knees. Marina, I need an ambassador.
 * Marina: [exhales] Of course, Sire.
 * ''[they all walk down, then Eris goes to a tower, then sizzling the candle wick]
 * Tower Guard: Huh? [takes the sword out, looking at the candle wick being burnt out, then putting the sword back in, then looking at the book, then Eris appears, then the candle wicks out] Who's there?
 * ''[Eris flies by forming Sinbad, taking the sword out]
 * Tower Guard: Huh?
 * ''[Sinbad takes the sword out]
 * Tower Guard: Sinbad!
 * ''[they both attack, then punching the Tower Guard, groaning, then transforming back into Eris]
 * Eris: I love playing pretend. [drops the sword by the Tower Guard, then chuckling wickedly, then taking the Book of Peace] All the piecee are coming together. [closing the Book of Peace]
 * Marina: Proteus, the Book!
 * ''[the men run, then the cloud rumbles, gasping, then destroying the tower, then the men take Sinbad]
 * Proteus: Sinbad.
 * Sinbad: Proteus! It's about time.
 * Proteus: Do you realize how serious this is?
 * Sinbad: Do you realize how many times I've heard that today?
 * Proteus: You've betrayed Syracuse!
 * Sinbad: Oh, not you, too.
 * Proteus: Stealing the Book of Peace, when you knew how much it meant to us!
 * Sinbad: Proteus, here's the way this works. First, I actually commit a crime, and then you get to blame me for it!
 * Proteus: Then how do you explain this? [takes the sword out]
 * Sinbad: Eris.
 * Proteus: What?
 * Sinbad: Eris, she framed me.
 * Proteus: Sinbad, listen to yourself.
 * Sinbad: Trust me, Proteus, the Book is in Tartarus. Talk to your father. Tell him I'm...
 * Proteus: This is beyond my father. The ambassadors are convening now for your trial.
 * Sinbad: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Trial? I didn't do it! Look, I left the Book on your ship, and that's the last I saw of it. You were there. You know the truth. You know me.
 * Proteus: Do I? I knew a kid. Who, are you now, Sinbad?
 * ''[he sighs]
 * Proteus: Look me in the eye and tell me. Did you steal the Book?
 * Sinbad: No.
 * Dymas: We've heard enough of your lies. Sinbad, for the last time, give us the Book.
 * Sinbad: How many times do I have to say it? I don't have it!
 * Council Judge: Very well, then. The Delegation of the Twelve Cities find you guilty of treason, and we sentence you to die. Take him away.
 * Sinbad: Come on! This is a joke, right? Are you... are you people blind? I didn't do it!
 * Proteus: Stop!
 * ''[he gasps]
 * Proteus: I demand the right of substitution. Take me in his place.
 * Dymas: No!
 * Proteus: Sinbad says that Eris took the Book, and I believe him. Let him go to Tartarus and recover the book.
 * Sinbad: What?
 * ''[the crowd murmur]
 * Sinbad: What are you doing?
 * Proteus: You claim that Eris stole the Book, steal it back. You're good at that.
 * Sinbad: Hey, look, I will not be responsible for your life.
 * Proteus: You would do the same for me.
 * Sinbad: No, I wouldn't.
 * Dymas: If Sinbad is allowed to leave the city, he'll never come back! Son, listen to reason.
 * Proteus: No, Father, you listen. [pushes Sinbad] Sinbad either stole the Book, or he's telling the truth and it's in Tartarus. Either way, he's our only hope.
 * Marina: But you can't...
 * Council Judge: Proteus, you realize that if Sinbad does not return, you will be put to death in his place.
 * Proteus: I understand.
 * Council Judge: [sighing] So be it. Sinbad has ten days to return the Book.
 * Dymas: [sighs] Release him.
 * ''[the guards unlock Sinbad's arms, and Proteus, then the guards walk with Proteus, then sighing]
 * Proteus: Oh, and, Sinbad, don't be late. [walks away, then groaning, then they get on a ship, then blowing a torch, then lighting up, then going down while swinging, then lighting another one, then lighting all of the candle wick]
 * Kale: Hmm. [looking at a star at Sinbad, then grabbing a torch] So, any idea how we actually get to Tartarus?
 * Sinbad: Tartarus? [chuckling] Oh, no, no, no, no. People get killed in Tartarus.
 * Kale: So where are we going?
 * Sinbad: [puts the map down, saying, "Fiji"] Fiji.
 * Kale: Fiji? This time of year?
 * Sinbad: Think of the beaches.
 * Kale: Oh, beautiful, if you like mosquitoes.
 * Sinbad: Think of the sun.
 * Kale: It's monsoon season.
 * Sinbad: Oh, then the women.
 * Kale: They're cannibals, Sinbad.
 * Sinbad: Exactly.
 * ''[he groans]
 * Sinbad: Come on, Kale.
 * Kale: He's your friend.
 * Sinbad: Listen to you. You sound like my mother. Proteus will be fine.
 * Kale: You're sure of that?
 * Sinbad: You and I both know Dymas is not going to let them execute his only son.
 * Kale: So we're running away?
 * Sinbad: We're retiring. We don't need another score. We've got enough. Now, set a course for Fiji. Gentlemen, we're heading to Fiji!
 * ''[the men cheer]
 * Man: Fiji! Fiji!
 * ''[Spike barks, then opening a door]
 * Sinbad: Kale, Book. [opening another door with three swords on the target on the back] Proteus.
 * Marina: Look at all this. I can't believe it. Oh, but this can't be real. It'd be far too deli... [takes the skeleton part off] Uh-oh. This is more like it. Stolen from Venezia.
 * ''[he exhales, then getting in]
 * Marina: From Pompeii... And from a brothel in Syracuse.
 * Sinbad: [to Marina] Good guess.
 * ''[she gasps]
 * Sinbad: What do you think you're doing here?
 * Marina: [throws the bag away] I'm here to make sure you get the Book of Peace. Or bring back your dead body if you fail.
 * Sinbad: Really? And how are you going to pull that off?
 * Marina: By whatever means necessary.
 * Sinbad: Did you bring a crew?
 * Marina: No.
 * Sinbad: You know how to get to Tartarus?
 * Marina: Uh, no.
 * Sinbad: Can you navigate on your own?
 * Marina: Yes!
 * Sinbad: Well, good! Then I'll dump your butt in a rowboat, and you can paddle all the way back to Syracuse. 'Cause we're going to Fiji. [lays down on the bed, covering his eyes]
 * Marina: Fiji?
 * Sinbad: Yup.
 * Marina: Just as I thought.
 * Sinbad: What? [uncovering his eyes]
 * Marina: Sinbad, you're not a very complicated guy. All someone has to do is imagine the most gutless course of action, and you're bound to take it.
 * Sinbad: Hey, this is not my problem. I did not steal the Book.
 * Marina: You're really not going to lose any sleep over this, are you?
 * Sinbad: Not a wink.
 * Marina: Because me, I'd be tossing and turning, knowing I'm alive, because I let my friend die.
 * Sinbad: [groans in disgust] I'm not responsible for this mess. And I didn't ask Proteus to put his neck on the line for me.
 * Marina: Look, clearly I can't appeal to your honor. But I have other ways of convincing you.
 * Sinbad: Really? Uh, just how do you expect to do that?
 * Marina: By speaking your language.
 * Sinbad: [takes a diamond to Marina, holding it] Keep talking.
 * ''[Marina shakes the bag of jewels to Sinbad, then throwing the bag away]
 * Sinbad: [shakes the jewels] Yup, this'll do! But not for first class. [opens the door, grabbing Marina] As you can see, we're well equipped to accommodate the most discering of royal tastes. We have excellent ocean views... [Marina shakes around, grunting] ...luxurious living quarters, with three gourmet meals a day, pickles, eggs, and pickles. Oh, hey, Spike, there you are. I'd like to introduce you to your new bunkmate, well, actually, you're his new bunkmate, as it's actually his bunk. [chuckling]
 * ''[Spike licks Marina]
 * Sinbad: We do hope you have a pleasant stay aboard the Chimera. Oh, if he starts hugging your leg, it means he likes you.
 * Marina: [pushes Spike] If you think...
 * ''[Sinbad closes the door, locking it, then barking]
 * Sinbad: How did she even get on the ship?
 * ''[Jin puts a jewel in the mouth, then holding in the back, then yawning]
 * Sinbad: Gentlemen, we have a new course. We're going to Tartarus.
 * Jin: Huh? What happened to Fiji?
 * Li: What? No fun?
 * 'Jin: No beaches?
 * Sinbad: [the wreath lands on Sinbad] Rat.
 * Rat: Sorry, Captain. But did you say Tartarus?
 * Sinbad: That's right.
 * Rat: Will that be the same Tartarus from which no sailor ever returns?
 * ''[Sinbad pushes Rat]
 * Rat: The Tartarus of the lost souls, where they grind your bones and pickles your spleen, and...
 * Sinbad: [to Rat] No, Rat. This is the nice Tartarus, with lots of beaches and drinks. You know, with little umbrellas?
 * Rat: [muttering in Italian] Non ci posso credere, non ci posso credere, mi hanno fregato ancora.
 * Sinbad: I'm only doing this for the money.
 * Kale: Right. So how do we get there?
 * Sinbad: That star's our point.
 * ''[Kale spins the wheel of a ship, then Jin and Li pull the rope, then Luca ties the rope, then Kale holds the wheel, then zoom out from a cup to Eris]
 * Eris: Wow. Our little thief isn't going to run away.
 * ''[the creature hisses]
 * Eris: He thinks he's going to pay us a visit.
 * ''[the creature hisses and clicks]
 * Eris: Hmm. Let's provide some mood music. [puts the finger in the water for a spiral]
 * Marina: [she uses a sword to take out the nail, dropping on the ground, then the door lays flat, then throwing a sword] Oh, come on. You look great.
 * ''[Spike whimpers, then walking, then Marina runs, then Spike shakes off with a bow flying off]
 * Kale: Look lively! Jed, get the long poles!
 * Jed: Oh, pardon me, milady.
 * Man: Hey, we need a pole over here. Jin, one over here. Yeah, come on, come on.
 * Marina: [looks at an island] The Dragon's Teeth?
 * Rat: [clears throat, then drooping down] Indeed, signorina. Only the most foolish of captains would dare to sail a ship through this!
 * Sinbad: Rat, reef the fores'le.
 * Rat: Oh, ex-excuse me, signorina. [goes back up]
 * Marina: Are you sure you know what...?
 * Sinbad: Yes, we've done this kind of thing before.
 * Marina: Look...
 * Sinbad: No, there is no other way.
 * Marina: But...
 * Sinbad: And, yes, you have my permission to stand there quietly and get a free lesson in sailing.
 * Marina: You know...
 * Sinbad: Besides, a ship is no place for a woman.
 * [she gasps]
 * Sinbad: Jin! Easy on the main!
 * Jin: Aye!
 * ''[he grunts with disgust, then going to a cave, then the sail puts on the rocks]
 * Sinbad: Steady as she goes.
 * Rat: Rocks off the starboard bow!
 * ''[Sinbad turns the wheel, then they sing softly, then the skulls clatter]
 * Sinbad: Steady. [he looks at the woman on the boat]
 * ''[the Sirens continue singing, then the water continues dripping]
 * Marina: What is that sound?
 * Sinbad: Shh.
 * ''[the water tinkles, then the Sirens sing]
 * Marina: Sinbad, I...
 * ''[Spike barks]
 * Marina: Sirens.
 * ''[the Sirens dive in the water, then jumping in the water, then they continue swimming, then they both look at the Sirens]
 * Marina: Sinbad.
 * ''[they both go down in a stream]
 * Marina: Sinbad! Jin? Li?
 * ''[Jin kisses Li]
 * Luca: Come and get it, ladies!
 * Marina: Kale?
 * Kale: Come with me. We'll speak of love.
 * Rat: Oh... [kisses, then hitting the pole]
 * Sinbad: Who's bad? Sin-bad.
 * Marina: Ah, men.
 * ''[the Sirens continue singing, then grabbing Sinbad, causing the wheel to spin, then hitting the rock, then holding the wheel, with the Sirens jumping out, then they all sigh, then the Sirens continue singing, then splashing at the men]
 * Jin: I saw her first!
 * ''[Li grunts, then Marina grabs the rope on to Spike]
 * Marina: Round the deck! Now!
 * ''[Spike uses a rope to tie the men around]
 * Rat: Amore! Amore! Amore! My darling.
 * Marina: Rat!
 * Rat: I love you. [looking at a Siren, singing, then Marina picks Sinbad up] Il mare e le onde andiamo via. [lets go of the rope, then splashing, then Marina throws the rope up into the air, then Siren hugs Rat, singing, then swinging next to Rat and Siren, then grabbing Rat, then the Siren appears at Sinbad, taking Sinbad]
 * Marina: Spike!
 * ''[Spike chomps Sinbad's butt]
 * Sinbad: Ow!
 * ''[Spike takes Sinbad back to the boat, then the Siren kisses Sinbad, then the ship goes faster, then rolling down, hugging Sinbad, kissing, then punching Sinbad on the table, then kissing the hand, then Sinbad falls down, then Marina goes up the stairs, then grabbing the wheel, then breaking the wood, then looking at the ship and the sky]
 * Marina: Spike, the blades!
 * ''[Spike jumps on Sinbad, then pulling the switch, then spinning the wheel, then going up the ship, then throwing a wood at Sinbad, then the Sirens scream, then they land on the water, with the fish flying away, sighing, then Sinbad coughs, then getting up, looking at an island, then groaning and sighing]
 * Man: Oh, my precious. [he punches the fish, flying away] Wake up, you idiot!
 * ''[Jed groans]
 * Jin: What happened? Sinbad saved us?
 * Rat: No, Marina.
 * Crewmembers: Marina saved us? Marina! Marina saved us.
 * Kale: All right, men, snap out of it. Let's get back to reality. We got a ship to sail.
 * Marina: Here's my little hero. You were so brave. Yeah. What a good dog.
 * Sinbad: Uh... Uh... [clears throat]
 * Marina: [to Sinbad] Still think a ship's no place for a woman?
 * Sinbad: [huffs] Absolutely!
 * ''[Spike whines]
 * Sinbad: I mean, look at my ship! This railing was hand-carved mahogany! And here! These moldings came all the way from Damascus! Do you have any idea what I went through to steal these? [scoffs] That's exactly why women shouldn't drive.
 * Marina: Are you crazy? I saved your life!
 * Sinbad: Oh, I would've been fine. I always am.
 * Marina: Right. So ungrateful. It's just typical.
 * Sinbad: And you chipped the paint! Right here, look at it. That's more than a little scratch.
 * ''[she grunts, then closing the doors, then barking, then snorting and whining, then grunting angrily]
 * Sinbad: The dog and the crew and th-th-that woman! [knocking at the door, then looking at the men, then he continues knocking]
 * Marina: What?!
 * Sinbad: Thank you! You're welcome!
 * Marina: Don't worry about it!
 * Sinbad: I won't!
 * Marina: Good!
 * Sinbad: Good-bye!
 * Marina: Bye to you! [closing the door, then he huffs, then the crew murmur while walking away, then panting]
 * Sinbad: You happy now?
 * ''[Spike continues panting, then he scoffs, then walking away, with the pants torn at the back, then cut to the town, opening a door]
 * Dymas: Proteus, come quickly.
 * Proteus: What? Wh...?
 * Dymas: There's a ship waiting in the harbor. A crew of my most trusted officers will take you far from Syracuse.
 * Proteus: But the ambassadors' guards?
 * Dymas: Are asleep or well-bribed. But we must go now.
 * Proteus: Go where? To live the rest of my life in exile?
 * Dymas: To live, son. I won't let them execute you for Sinbad's crime.
 * Proteus: Neither will Sinbad.
 * Dymas: Proteus, don't be foolish! Sinbad has no intention of going to Tartarus. The Sinbad you knew as a child is...
 * Proteus: Is still in him as a man. I've seen it.
 * Dymas: Proteus... [sighs]
 * Proteus: [to Dymas] Go, Father. I know what I'm doing.
 * ''[Dymas puts his hand down on Proteus, then walking to a window, then closing the door, then locking the door, then sighing, then cut back to the island]
 * Kale: All right, listen up. We're here for ten minutes. You get lost, you get left.
 * Sinbad: [groaning] How did one woman do so much damage?
 * ''[the wood breaks]
 * Sinbad: All right, I'm going to need the full set of chisels, the jack plane, and about a cord of cut wood.
 * Kale: All right, men, you heard the captain. Find some logs ajd be quick about it.
 * Marina: Oh, for heaven's sake! You only need a little tree sap, and she'll be as good as new.
 * Sinbad: When I want your advice, I'll... [to Marina] Hey, hey, hey! Where do you think you're going? Well, fine! At least take someone with y...
 * Li: May I assist you, lady?
 * Marina: Why, thank you.
 * Rat: Right this way, signorina.
 * Marina: How nice to see some men haven't forgotten a little common courtesy.
 * Woman: ...common courtesy.
 * Sinbad: Not so fast.
 * Kale: [puts the bucket down] But you know she's right. The treep sap would be perfect for...
 * Sinbad: Just stay with the ship. [he gets off of the ship]
 * ''[the men walk down]
 * Sinbad: I already said thank you. That's what this is all about, isn't it?
 * Marina: It's about repairing the ship. If I break something, I fix it. Um, knife, please.
 * Sinbad: Oh, yeah, like I'd give you a weapon?
 * ''[the men take the swords out]
 * Marina: Thank you, Rat.
 * Rat: You know, you really ought to be a little more courteous. [chuckling]
 * Sinbad: [punches Rat] Oh, great. Now I'm getting etiquette lessons from a bilge rat.
 * Luca: Well, she did save the ship, Captain.
 * Marina: Why, thank you, Luca.
 * Rat: And now she's helping to fix it.
 * Jin: Very handy, I say. And brave!
 * Sinbad: This girl wouldn't know how to fix a broken fingernail!
 * Marina: Honestly, you are the most boorish, pig-headed man I've ever met.
 * Sinbad: Hey, lady, I've seen the highborn boys your type hangs out with... [chuckling] ...and I'm the only man you've ever met. [walks away, then Marina throws a bucket at Sinbad]
 * Man: Whoa.
 * Marina: Hmm. [chuckling softly] Oh, no. No. No. No... No... [throws at Marina, falling to the ground]
 * Jin: Five on Marina.
 * Marina: [groans while taking it off] You, you, egotistical...
 * Sinbad: You spoiled...
 * Marina: ...disrespectful... [grabbing a crab]
 * Sinbad: ...deluded...
 * Marina: ...pretentious, pompous...
 * Sinbad: ...high-and-mighty...
 * Marina: ...self-centered, untrustworthy, ungrateful, impossible, insufferable...
 * Sinbad: At least I'm not repressed!
 * Marina: Repressed?! I'll show you repressed! [grabs a rock, then rumbling, then gasping, then the birds fly away]
 * Sinbad: What the...?
 * ''[they hear a low whoosh]
 * Sinbad: [to Marina, quietly] Put it back.
 * ''[Marina chuckles, then puts the rock down, then opening the eye]
 * Sinbad: Whoa! Whoa!
 * Rat: Whoa, whoa... [lands on the eyeball] Ew...
 * ''[Spike runs and lands on the eyeball, then licking the eyeball, then moving the pupil, then they all yell, then growling, then the anglerfish appears]
 * Sinbad: Run! It's a fish!
 * Man: It's a fish!
 * Sinbad: Kale!