City Hicks

[The episode begins in the desert.]

Ren: It's been one heck of the year, Stimpy. Scorting heat, focus, light, pesterince. Not to mention on your fandom. Yep, the lord was surely smiles a products this year. Yeah, this here dust is just about right for the reeping. But this time tomorrow, we'll have us a bummer dust crump. Ready for the harvest. Come on, Stimpy. Let's go home. It's dinner time. [Ren and Stimpy runs off and fades the house]

Stimpy: [offscreen] Ren! Dinner's ready!

Ren: OH BOY! I'm starved! [runs to the table]

Stimpy: I cooked one of my favorites... Roast turkey with gravil sauce. And for desert, a big plate of hot dust puppies.

Ren: MMM-mmm! Man, look at that!

[Ren was eating the food and Ren and Stimpy was stuffed.]

Ren: Stimpy, I'm bloated. I think I gotta hit the sack.

Stimpy: Stay here, we're gonna say our prayers, Ren.

Ren: Dear lord, we thank seed for this blessant doubt with down will be set upon us. And no seed by purchase in the boris steaking land, with we had stolen from minions.

Ren and Stimpy: A-men.

Stimpy: Yeah, and bless to stay Dusty Claus so we give some clocks and stocks on Dustmas Eve. Amen.

Ren: Good night, Stimpy.

Stimpy: Good night, Ren. [lights turns off, the weather was winding outside and started raining. Raindrop drips at Ren. Ren starts panicking.]

Ren: GASP!! STIMPY, WAKE UP! IT'S RAINING!!

Stimpy: Wha?

Ren: WE'VE GOTTA GO SAVE THE GRUBS! I'll go check the dabage. You go get the dust mates.

[Ren was running outside and stops at the grass and grass are starting growing.]

Ren: OH NO! SEED LINGS! Sprouting in my dust!

Stimpy: Okay fellas, it's dust hunting time. MUSH!

[Stimpy runs with a leashes of 4 termites.]

Ren: GET BACK! [hits the shovel at the grass] BACK I TELL YOU, BACK! BE GONE, GREEN LEAFY DEVILS!! [hits the shovel at the grass, grass are still growing and he pants] It's no use! The rains is making everything fertile! [tears up, sobbing, grass was growing at Ren] My dust. WHY does this happened to us?!? The crops are ruined! [Tomato is appeared on the grass] It isn't fair. We've been good. What have I be done to decarent ralo lord! [All the grass and tomatos are falling down to him] WHY... DON'T... YOU... ANSWER... MEEEEEE!!! [the lightning strikes at Ren, Stimpy was holding the umbrella.]

Stimpy: The dust mates drown, Ren. What do we gonna do now?

[Fades in the morning.]

Ren: There's nothing left for all of us here now, Stimpy. Fruit farm, my lord. Shoot, useless, fruits and vegetables. [sighs] It's time to move onto grayer pastures. [Ren and Stimpy are riding with sheeps and goes to the city] You know Stimpy, A trick to making in the big city, as to dress like Cityfolk. [Ren and Stimpy will going on the Carls' Clothes and Ren and Stimpy was wearing women's clothes]

Stimpy: Wow, Ren! We really blended now.

Ren: [gasps] MY SHEEP! It's been script!!

Stimpy: And mine's being throw away.

[Bulldozer will drag the sheep.]

Sheep: Baaa! Baaa!

Ren: HEY YOU! COME BACK WITH MY SHEEP!

Stimpy: FLOSSY! FLOSSY, COME BACK! FLOSSY, FLOSSY!

Ren: COME BACK, YOU COWARDLY SHEEP DAVEN TRUCK DRIVER! ALL YOUR TOUGH DRIVERS FAT, STUPID... Oh fish. [Ren and Stimpy looks at Angry fat drivers.] Wayyy.... [Angry fat drivers are fighting Ren and Stimpy, Angry fat drivers are running away and laughs, Ren and Stimpy are beaten up by Angry fat drivers] Ehhhh, harreerrr. STIMPY! How could it be so blind!? LOOK, It's crime! MILES AND MILES OF IT!

Stimpy: Why it's every bit as filthy as dust back home.

Ren: And it's all ours for the taking! And let the lord is my withness. I promised you before we're finished, WE'RE GONNA OWN THIS TOWN! [laughs maniacally, Stimpy was digging a dust with a shovel] Finally, I need to reford this scrap on honorskin underwear sawing that fancy catalog. [Squirrel pokes Ren and Ren look at the Angry creatures with two birds and a squirrel.]

Squirrel: Hello boys, Can I uhh, switch those guys doing here?

[Ren looks at Stimpy.]

Ren: We're hyperstating ground to pick your market.

Squirrel: This is a union town, boys. You oogies just can't walk in the shovel crime. It takes years of pay offs and crimes to become a pride like this. YOU gotta start with that bottom and for a small servicy. We can do that for you.

Stimpy: Wow, did you hear that, Ren? It's our lucky day. We can be start at the bottom.

Squirrel: Boys, take good care of for uhh, new friends here. [Fades the building and Ren and Stimpy are in the building and it's on his face and also hands.]

Stimpy: Ren?

Ren: What?

Stimpy: My butt's itchy.

[Fades to Tex-A-Dyne.]

Ren: [narrating] Soon, we found jobs working tonight shift of Tex-A-Dyne.

Announcer [on the speaker]: At the corner of friends Ren and Stimpy report for the desk engine.

Ren: Hey, that's us! Quick, wear the uniform! [Ren and Stimpy was wearing a bug] Hey man, it's dark. [The light turns on and Ren and Stimpy looks at Kill the bug squads and put the toxic mask on] RUN FOR IT! [Ren and Stimpy was about to run away and it's too late, Kill the bug squads sprayed at Ren and Stimpy, Fades the mens fish were in the ocean and slides on City.]

Ren: [narrating] Then we got important guferment jobs, processing our hergens in our Chasidon. [Ren and Stimpy threws the net in the water. Stimpy was got the fish and drops all the mens fish] Next.

Stimpy: Name.

Jones: Duhh, Jones. Chat Jones.

Stimpy: Too confusing. Hmmm, let's see.... [Ren whispers at Stimpy] You're american named you'll be... "Begayhoba Caserion". [Jones grabs the paper angrily] Congratulations. [Ren put the A stamp on Jones' head, Fades to Ren and Stimpy eats a sandwiches.]

Ren: Well Stimpy, we finally made it. Is any a paycheck? Life time security? Calabeano fries?

Stimpy: And all the goverment cheese weakins stomach.

Ren: Okay, break's over. Uncle Sam was waiting. [Ren and Stimpy walks to Employees only door] WHAT? [Jones was writing in the office]

Jones: Name.

Ren: [narratting] We lost our job to take over the earth. Double crossed by the unions scabs.

Ren: We all did cut out of the city life. I guess the odds is like against us for nothing.

Stimpy: Now now, Ren. Look at the bright side. We'll probably die and exposer.

[Stimpy was sobbing and hugs Ren. Ren falls the floor.]

Ren: Goodbye, Stimpy. [pretends to be dead, Stimpy falls the floor]

Stimpy: Goodbye, Ren. [pretends to be dead, Fades the city and goes up to the sky, dust are falling to the sky and drops Ren and Stimpy. Ren looks at the dust is falling]

Ren: Dust Flurries!

Stimpy: [Stimpy will taste the dust] Great Egg Filth!

[Dusty Claus was arrived.]

Stimpy: Oh my gosh! It's Dusty Claus! [Ren and Stimpy was so excited]

Dusty Claus: Gather around, my nasty little strangerjins. Behold! [He handed two hands of dust and Ren and Stimpy grabs the dust.]

Ren and Stimpy: HALLELUJAH!

Dusty Claus: Come with me to the dust mines where you shall all that slave for the rest of your life. [laughs, flying the dust with Ren and Stimpy and goes to hole, and Dusty Claus, Ren and Stimpy and the friend Dust flies away to the hill, the iris was closing completely. The episode ends, Dusty Claus giggles.]