Fred Goes to the Movies!

Fred: Hey, it's Fred and I'm gonna go to the movies! My mom dropped me off and she thinks I'm gonna go see "Furry Little Animals", but I'm actually gonna see "Nightmare on Sesame Street!"

(Fred goes to the ticket booth.)

Fred: Hey, um can I have one ticket for "Nightmare on Sesame Street?"

Ticket Booth Lady: Um, do you have to be seventeen to see that movie?

Fred: Oh.

(Fred then sees an old man.)

Fred: Hey sir, can you please buy me a ticket for a rated R movie? I heard it's really bloody.

Old Man: What's in it for me?

Fred: Well, I have a single mom and she's desperate. She'll go on a date with you for sure.

Old Man: (to Ticket Booth Lady￼￼) Hi, need one ticket for "Nightmare on Sesame Street" please?

(The lady gives the old man the ticket. He then gives it to Fred.)

Old Man: There you go.

Fred: Thanks, my mom will be calling you.

Old Man: Okay. (leaves)

Fred: Yes!

(Fred arrives in the movie theater.)

Fred: My gosh, I'm actually￼￼ here! (screams) We're all gonna see "Nightmare on Sesame Street!" (screams) Yeah, let's do this!

(Fred sits down.)

Fred: (to women) Can I borrow this for a sec?

(Fred sips on the women's drink.)

Fred: Mmm. I'm actually here. I mean- the "Nightmare on Sesame Street" I'm so excited!

Person in theater: Shh!

Fred: (to us) I love scary movies. On my fifth birthday, my mom let me watch "The Exorcist". It's awesome. I just love going to the movies because I always make so many good friends here, I mean everyone here is so nice. (To women) Psst! Hey um, Do you guys have any popcorn?

￼￼Women: No.

Fred: That's kinda stupid, no offense.

(Fred then appears behind two other ladies.)

Fred: Hey guys, um, can I borrow some of the popcorn or maybe have the whole bag?

Brown haired Woman: Sure?

Blonde haired Woman: I guess so

Fred: (chuckles) Thanks, you guys are such good friends.

Brown haired Woman: I don't even know you.￼

Fred: (giggles) You're so funny. See ya!

Brown haired Woman: Okay.

(Fred sits down with his bag of popcorn and drink.)

Fred: Ooh, the movies starting, guys are you ready? (laughs) 

(A guy is heard grunting.)

Fred: I knew that guy was gonna die. I totally called that! (laughs) 

(Then, a lion roar is hearr. This causes Fred to spill his popcorn.)

Fred: (cries) I didn't want her to die!

(Fred then talks to a couple who is about to kiss.)

Fred: Psst! Hey um, do you guys know who that guy is cause' I thought he was the killer and now it turns out he's the priest.

Man: Maybe if you just pay attention, you would know that.

Fred: (scoffs) Maybe you guys should get a room. I saw how you guys were about to kiss. That's sick and it's sinful.

(Fred pushes the couple's seats up.)

Man: Dude!

(Fred sits back down and sips his drink.)

Fred: I know that guy! What was that movie he was in where the puppets ate those little baby kittens. (to another couple.) Hey you guys know what I'm talking about, right? The one where the puppets eat those little baby cute kittens and it's like, funny kind of?

Women: Can you please keep your comments to yourself? We're trying to watch the movie.

(Fred then spits on the women's husband.)

Fred: Oh, I'm so sorry.

(Fred cleansvthe man up.)

Fred: (laughs) Here, all good. Here, all good. See you guys later, okay? We can hangout sometime maybe.

(Fred then spits two teen boys on their phones.)

Fred: Um, excuse me, are you guys texting during the movie?

(Fred snatches the boys phones.)

Teen Boy: (offscreen) Hey!

Fred: (reading) "There's a really annoying guy in the movie theater?" (to the teens) Are you guys talking to that guy I spit on? (chuckles) He was so annoying and distracting when I spit all over him, made such a big deal about it. People these days.

(Fred then leaves the teens.)

Fred: Gosh, this movie's confusing,I mean do any of you guys get it? (To a lady) Um, Sorry, we're in the back row so I need to use these. Ah, thank you! Oh, that's much better.

(Fred takes the woman's glasses off and wears them. Then, killing sounds are heard, causing Fred to scream in fear. Afterwards, Fred is outside the theater room.)

Fred: No offense to the people who made that movie, but I'm only gonna give it three cats of rabies out of five. See you guys later!

(Cut to outro.)

Fred: (offscreen) (singing) This has been a movie review by Fred Figglehorn!

(video ends.)