Surfing The Interwet


 * Fish: Hello.


 * Fish: Ooh. Reality show. Hello. I am Fish Vartan, actor at large or largest actor which ever prefer. I will audition for you.


 * Fish: Hello. You had me hello.


 * Fish: You shall not pass. Here's a better one. I can't quit you. Life is like a box of chocolate.


 * Fish: You looking at me?


 * Fish: I'll be back.


 * Fish: No, no. I will get it. I am an actor. Aah!
 * Girl: Aah!
 * Fish: Ooh. My butt is covered in shampoo.