The Vinyl Frontier

(The episode opens on the desert.)

Narrator: "When we last left our brave heroes, they had discovered that Krusty Rustknuckle had been devoured by Polite Coyotes!"

(The Polite Coyotes are seen having lunch at their table.)

Polite Coyote #1: "What was it that first attracted you to me?"

Polite Coyote #2: "Well, you're very polite, aren't ya?"

Polite Coyote #1: "You've got a bit of 'im stuck between your teeth."

Polite Coyote #2: "Oh, thanks." (He grabs a toothpick and plucks Krusty's boot out of his teeth.)

(At the same time, Tex, Chafe, and Here Boy are standing at the stolen safe.)

Narrator: "Tex and Chafe were led by Here Boy to the still unopened safe!" (The three of them pose for their picture being taken, until the planet of Thorax is shown from the previous episode is shown.) "Yes! It looks like Tex and Chafe were home free, when suddenly, a chemical reaction produced by a dull-witted scientist blew up the very planet he was attempting to save!" (The planet explodes, sending the asteroid hurtling toward earth.) "Sending away a chunk, or asteroid, hurtling toward Earth at a very unheard-of speed!" (Back on Earth, the Wrong Riders are still asleep.) "Meanwhile, the Wrong Riders were still asleep! However, as fate would have it..."

(The Wrong Riders are snoring. In the distance, Tex and Chafe are charging across the desert, kicking up dust. The snoring continues, and Tex and Chafe come closer to them, until Here Boy tramples over Wrongo, startling Clem into waking up and yawning.)

Ian: (waking up, seeing Tex and Here Boy) "I say, Wrongo, it's bloody Tex Tinstar! And he's bloody well standing on your head-duh!"

(Wrongo pries himself out of Here Boy's hoof and stumbles around with stars around his hat, as Tex closes in on him.)

Wrongo: (pulls his head out and sees Tex) "Well, if it isn't Tinstar."

Tex Tinstar: (adjusting his belt before plugging his nose.) "Yeah? Well it is, man, and I just don't like the smell of your donuts, Wrongo." (The two foes circle each other.) "I'm gonna punch you into a fried peanut butter and nanner sammy, dude."

Wrongo: (to Clem, snapping his fingers) "Clem! Get me Lacedaisy." (Tex closes in on Wrongo, who then stops him with a wave of his hand.) "Hold it right there, Tinstar. One more step, and I'll do something very unpleasant to Mr. Lacedaisy." (Clem puts Percy Lacedaisy next to Wrongo.)

Tex Tinstar: "Like what?"

Wrongo: "Like this!" (He grabs Percy by the ankles and whacks him on the ground a couple of times. Wrongo drops Percy on the ground and pounces on his back. He picks up Percy and drops him, pounces on him two more times, and drops him again.)

Tex Tinstar: "You wouldn't!"

Wrongo: "Or, I might do this!" (He shoves a beehive on Percy's head.) "Or THIS!" (He pulls out a barking alligator and drops him into Percy's pants. Percy then takes off running in circles, as Wrongo enjoys this, having a laugh riot. Tex stands there, unnerved.) "Or, I might do somethin' a little LIKE THIS!" (He puts Percy down the ground and opens his mouth.)

Tex Tinstar: (fearing for Percy's life) "You wouldn't dare! Not even you!"

(Wrongo has a large cartoon bomb in Percy's teeth, as Percy looks at Wrongo, paranoid. Tex still stands there, folding his arms, as Wrongo strikes a match.)

Wrongo: (silently sadistic) "Wouldn't I?"

(He lights the fuse to the bomb, setting off a nuclear-like explosion. Tex grabs his hat and endures the blast, dodging debris, a cactus, and a cow flying past him.)

Tex Tinstar: (regains composure) "Yeah, but even you wouldn't subject that poor sissy to be shot out and into a pool full of piranha fish. Would ya?"

Wrongo: (certainly) "Oh, yes. I would."

(Immediately, Clem stuffs Percy into a cannon, and Ian feeds the piranhas a piece of ham.)

Narrator: (shocked and amazed) "Well-he-he-hell, kiddies! It looks like Wrongo is as horrible, awful, postulant, despicable, mean, ruthless, evil, repulsive, terrible, wretched-"

Wrongo: (sharply interrupting the narrator) "Get on with it!"

Narrator: (startled, clearing his throat) "Well, anyway, what no one knew was-" (The asteroid heads closer for the atmosphere, as Wrongo lights the fuse to the cannon.)

Wrongo: "So long, Lacedaisy."

Tex Tinstar: (running to Wrongo, with Chafe following him) "Wrongo, no!"

(Before Tex can tackle Wrongo, who is about to shoot Mr. Lacedaisy into the piranha pool, the asteroid hits the Earth, setting off an explosion and leaving a large crater leading into space.)

Narrator: (stunned) "Holy Toledo, kiddie-kins! Look at this!" (The meteor pushes clean through the Earth like a plastic balloon.) "How? What? Why?" (Tex, Wrongo, and their teams hang tight to the asteroid just as it heads toward the sun.) "Tex and everybody are now hanging on to an asteroid that is hurtling at ear-curdling speed towards the sun!" (The flames burn high on the sun's 5,778 K plasma surface.) "How will they get out of this one?! No one knows! NO ONE! If you have any ideas, please, please, please let us know!" (Tex then braces the flames head on.) "Don't miss the next super-exciting, fly-swatting, barnstorming adventure of... Tex Tinstar, The Best in the West!"

(The flames then envelop the screen.)

(Fade Out)