Search And Estroy

Evil Con Carne: Season: Grim and Evil Segments Episode: 8


 * Hector: It's perfect!
 * Ghastly: It's beyond genius!
 * Hector: Only one word can describe this device. Brilliant!
 * Ghastly: You certainly outdone yourself this time, chief.
 * Hector: It is time to reveal my secret weapon to the world! Oh, yeah. Hello, what's his name. I've done it!
 * Skarr: Done what, sir?
 * Hector: I created my most brilliant invention! I call it the plasma-electro disintegrator to mush phaser! Allow me to demonstrate. This weapon can turn millions of houseplants into a pile of dust. A plasma-electro disintegrator to mush phaser! That was my idea!
 * Skarr: His is better.
 * Hector: Oooh! I hate that guy! He really burns me up!
 * Estroy: Hello, neighbor. How'd you enjoy my little... light-show? Hahaha.
 * Hector: Estroy. What do you want, bucket-face?
 * Estroy: Please, Hector. I come in peace. I want to bury the hatchet, buddy.
 * Hector: I know exactly where I'd like to bury the hatchet.
 * Estroy: I want to let bygones be bygones and to invite you to dinner.
 * Hector: Dinner, eh? [thinks to himself] This will give me a chance to try to steal Estroy's next plan and use it myself. [Out loud] I will gladly accept your gracious invitation.
 * Estroy: Oooh. Then, its a date. Umm, I mean... dinner-meat... thing.
 * Ghastly: Wow! Estroy's face is spectacular!
 * Skarr: Just give me a head start.
 * Estroy: Who is it?
 * Hector: It's us, Estroy.
 * Estroy: What do you want?
 * Hector: You invited us over for di-
 * Estroy: No, I didn't.
 * Hector: Just let us in!
 * Estroy: Welcome. I'm glad you could make it. Where's Skarr?
 * Hector: One of his pigeons is sick. So, he had to stay home.
 * Skarr: Stupid secret plans. Always at the top of three hundred feet of sheer, stupid, cliff face! [he falls into a lake filled with eels]
 * Estroy: So, tell me, Major Doctor Ghastly. Honestly, why do you continue to stay with old bear-brain over there? I would love to have you on my staff.
 * Hector: Excuse me. Is this a dinner or some kind of recruitment drive?
 * Skarr: Hmm. Quick design, but no match for my superior intellect. All I have to do is get the timing right now! Thank heavens that's over. I think I found them.
 * Hector: So, tell me, Estroy. Why did you ask us over for dinner tonight?
 * Estroy: Well, quite simply, I was hoping that perhaps we could... join forces.
 * Hector: A partnership?
 * Estroy: That's not exactly what I had in mind. I was looking for a new... sidekick.
 * Hector: WHAT?! I'm not going to sit here and be insulted while eating lousy food!
 * Stomach: Actually, it's quite exquisite.
 * Hector: Ghastly! We're leaving.
 * Estroy: Please... consider my... offer.
 * Hector: Ghastly!
 * Estroy: Crud.
 * Hector: I really hate that guy!
 * Skarr: Hector! I found Estroy's latest plans. He's planning to build an indestructible Poke-Digi Tank that will allow the wielder to dominate the world.
 * Hector: Quickly, Ghastly! We must construct this Poke-Digi Tank immediately! I am going to beat Estroy to the punch this time, and it will be Hector Con Carne who will take over the world! Muhuhuhahaha! Activate the Poke-Digi Tank!
 * Ghastly: The Poke-Digi Tank is now operational!
 * Hector: Excellent! The world will finally feel my wrath! Huh? Ghastly, what's happening?
 * Ghastly: It's malfunctioning, chief! I can't control it!
 * Hector: Please, Ghastly! Do something!
 * Estroy: Hello, old neighbors. Thank you, Hector for performing a test run on my Poke-Digi Tank for me. I wasn't quite sure if it would work or not. Now, I realize I still have few bucks to iron out. Catch you later, honeybuns.
 * Hector: I really, REALLY hate that guy!