The Wheaton Recurrence


 * Sheldon: Attention all bowlers! I've taken the liberty of having these made for our rematch! [holds up a bowling shirt that reads "Wesley Crushers"]
 * Penny: The Wesley Crushers?
 * Sheldon: No, not the Wesley Crushers, the Wesley Crushers.
 * Penny: I don't get it.
 * Sheldon: Wesley Crusher was Wil Wheaton's character on Star Trek: The Next Generation.
 * Penny: Still don't get it.
 * Sheldon: It's a blindingly clever play on words. By appropriating his character's name and adding the S, we imply that we will be the crushers of Wesley.
 * Penny: OK, I'm sorry honey, but the "Wesley Crushers" sounds like a bunch of people who like Wesley Crusher.
 * Sheldon: No! Again, it's not the Wesley Crushers; it's the Wesley Crushers.
 * Howard: If you wanted to mean you're crushing Wesley, it'd be the Wesley Crushers.
 * Sheldon: Do you people even hear yourselves? It's not the Wesley Crushers, it's not the Wesley Crushers, it's the Wesley Crushers!


 * Penny: Having a little trouble catching your breath there?
 * Leonard: No, no, I’m good. If my P.E. teachers had told me this is what I was training for I would have tried a lot harder.
 * Penny: Do or do not. There is no try.
 * Leonard: Did you just quote Star Wars?
 * Penny: I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.
 * Leonard: Oh, my God. I’m lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda. I love you, Penny.
 * Penny: Oh. Oh. Thank you.
 * Leonard: You’re welcome. I just wanted to put that out there.
 * Penny: Oh, yeah, no, I, I’m, I’m glad.
 * Leonard: Good. Glad is good.
 * Penny: Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Um. So, it’s getting pretty late. We should probably go to sleep.
 * Leonard: Yeah.
 * Penny: Okay.
 * Leonard: Yeah.
 * Penny: Hmm.
 * Leonard: Yeah, probably.
 * Penny: Okay, good night, sweetie.
 * Leonard: Good night. (Penny looks very worried.)


 * Penny: Leonard, stop pressuring me.
 * Leonard: I’m not pressuring you.
 * Penny: Yeah, you are! Just back off!
 * Leonard: Okay, I’m sorry. I’ll shut up.
 * Penny: I didn't mean shut up.
 * Leonard: Fine. Just tell me what to do, and I’ll do it.
 * Penny: No, this isn't fair to you, Leonard. I’m sorry.
 * Sheldon: Wait! Where are you going? Penny, come back! I’ll get you ice cream!
 * Leonard: No, let her go.
 * Sheldon: Are you insane? If she leaves, it’s over!
 * Leonard: I’m pretty sure it’s already over.