The Avengers - Best Picture Summary 2020

We begin the the Avengers title in the style of Friends in front of the New Avengers Facility. Thor walks to Cap and Iron Man who look sad.

Thor: Huzzah, brothers! How goes it?

Iron Man: (depressed) Oh, hey Thor.

Thor: You seem troubled, why?

Cap: Did you hear the news?

Thor: (referring to his fourth movie) Yes! (holds a picture of Jane Foster) I can't believe Jane is coming back! It's gonna be...

Iron Man: We weren't nominated for Best Picture!

Thor: (as he throws his picture into a cat) Sayeth whaaaaaaaat? How is that possible? Literally everyone was in it!

Cap: We know.

Thor: But we had the most financially and successful and critically acclaimed movie arc of all time!

Iron Man: Yep.

Thor: The payoff of 21 films coming together in an emotionally stirring way.

Cap: Yeah.

Thor: That left audiences totally satisfied!

Thanos: (overhearing them) Not all of us were satisfied.

Iron Man: Go away, Thanos! Nobody likes you anymore!

Thanos: (sighs in depression) It was my time.

Cap: It's not fair! The Academy just hates superhero movies.

Black Panther comes in.

Black Panther: Yes, they never nominate superheroes. That'd be crazy, right?

Thor: I got fat for that movie! Do you know how hard that is for me? How can you not nominate us?! We are the Avengers! What could these nominees have that we don't?!

Cap: 1917. A World War.

Thor: Please, we had an INFINITY WAR!

Doctor Strange comes in.

Doctor Strange: (referring to his actor, Benedict Cumberbatch) Oh, I did like the acting in that one though.

Cap: Ford v Ferrari. Men obsessed with automobiles.

Iron Man: Have they even seen my car collection?

Cap: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Altering history.

Thor: We altered history! We literally went back in time to save everyone!

Black Widow comes in.

Black Widow: Except me.

Iron Man: Oh yeah, except Black Widow.

Thanos: And I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for that stupid rat!

Cap: Parasite. You know l'm going to be honest with you, i actually haven't seen this one.

Iron Man: Same here. Subtitles are hard.

Thor: I'm too lazy to read.

Cap: The Irishman. Martin Scorsese's 3 hour gangster epic.

Everyone agrees with Cap since they probably all seen it.

Thanos: Pure cinema.

Hawkeye: Whatever the opposite of a theme park is, it was that.

Cap: Little Women. Young women challenging the status quo.

Iron Man: We have strong women! They had a huge girl power scene and everything!

Captain Marvel: That's what I'm saying.

Cap: Marriage Story. A movie where Kylo Ren fights with... (notices Widow's portrayer's name and gasps) WHAT?!

Black Widow: What? I like to fight around.

Thor: (as Professor Hulk walks in) You were nominated and not us?!

Professor Hulk: Not cool, Natasha! Hulk saaaaaaaaaad! (runs off crying)

Iron Man: Apparently, we should have just screamed at each other for two hours!

Black Widow: Relax, it's probably just a fluke or something.

Cap: Jojo Rabbit. Starring... (sees Scarlett Johansson in the poster and gasps again) AGAIN?!

Thor: You can't be serious.

Iron Man: What is happening here?

Thor: Another one?

Black Widow: (as an invisible audience applauds) They love me! They really love me!

Thor: I actually like the Jojo one. l think the directing is magnificent.

Cap: Yeah, any movie that makes fun of Nazis is okay in my book.

Thor: I think that one should win.

Iron Man: Any other nominations?

Cap: And finally... Joker.

Thor: What?! The clown maniac?!

Iron Man: Why would they nominate a villain for an Oscar?!

Joker (Joaquin Phoenix) I think you mean 11 nominations. (leaves laughing evilly)

Iron Man: Unbelievable!

Thor: This is ridiculous!

Cap: Who let him in here? Was it HER?!

Thor: Well, this just makes me sad. If you don't mind, I'm going to go dry my tears with our billions and billions of dollars.

Iron Man: Yeah, l'll join you.

Spider-Man webs in.

Spider-Man: (as the rest of the original six Avengers appear) Good news, everyone! We're nominated for an Academy Award!

Iron Man: What, really?

Hawkeye: Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

Thor: Tell us, adolescent arachnid!

Spider-Man: We got nominated for Best Visual Effects!

Everyone begins to leave.

Thanos: It's all thanks to me.

The End.

We see Thor walking Vision who is been rebuilt, painted in gold and holding a sword for some reason.

Thor: It's just not the same.