The Bozeman Reaction


 * Sheldon: Oh Lord, they re-did the menu.
 * Leonard: So what? It's the same food.
 * Sheldon: Really? Look at this: General Tso's chicken is no longer under specialties. It's now under chicken.
 * Raj: So?
 * Sheldon: Yes. General Tso.
 * Raj: Not Tso the chicken, so the question. So?
 * Sheldon: So? Did the chef lose confidence in himself or the dish. And just look at this, shrimp with mobster sauce. What is mobster sauce?
 * Leonard: It's obviously a typo.
 * Sheldon: Perhaps. Or perhaps this restaurant is now a front for organized crime. For all we know, the mobster sauce actually contains chunks of deceased mobsters.
 * Raj: No, I just think it means it's the kind of sauce mobsters like.
 * Howard: It doesn't mean anything, it's just a typo!
 * Leonard: Here's an idea: why don't we go out for pizza?
 * Sheldon: Good idea. We’ll go to Corleone’s.
 * Howard: Sure, no mobsters there.


 * (Sheldon in bed writing in his journal) 
 * Sheldon: Sheldon's Journal, security system in place however sleep continues to allude me. But I have seen the under belly of Pasadena. This so called city of roses and it haunts me. Uhh! The injustice, I lie here awake tormented while out there evil lurks. Probably playing Donkey Kong on my classic Nintendo.


 * Sheldon: They took our TV, two laptops, four external hard-drives, our PS2, our PS3, our X-Box, our X-Box 360, our classic Nintendo, our Super Nintendo, our Nintendo 64 and our Wii.
 * Leonard: We like games.
 * Sheldon: Right, games. They took Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, Call of Duty 1, Call of Duty 2, Call of Duty 3, Rock Band, Rock Band 2, Final Fantasy 1 thru 9, The Legend of Zelda, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Super Mario Brothers, Super Mario Galaxy, Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympics...and Ms. Pac-man.
 * Policeman: Assorted video games.


 * Howard: Oh, come on. So you were the victim of a crime. That’s part of life. When my great-grandfather first came to this country, he put all his hopes and dreams into this little butcher shop he ran on the Lower East Side of New York. You know what happened? Every customer who walked into that butcher shop and asked for a pound of liver, got ripped off. But, those people moved on, and so should you.
 * Sheldon: I am moving on. I’m going to be a Bozite.
 * Leonard: They call themselves Bozites?
 * Sheldon: They should. It’s one of the first things I plan to bring up upon arrival.
 * Penny: Sheldon, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m going to miss you.
 * Sheldon: Please, Penny, as you know, I’m not comfortable with prolonged good-byes and maudlin displays of emotion, so I prepared a short video.
 * Sheldon: [on laptop screen] Greetings. As you know, I’m not comfortable with prolonged good-byes and maudlin displays of emotion, so I prepared this short video. The four of you are three of my closest friends and one treasured acquaintance. Though I cannot state categorically that my life will be diminished by not having you in it, I am comfortable if you choose to believe that. Since you intend to remain in this lawless metropolitan area, statistics suggest that you will succumb to tragic and gruesome ends before we meet again. Live long and prosper. [Sheldon has vanished]


 * (Scene: The apartment. The guys are eating take-out. Sheldon enters.)
 * Howard: Hey, look who’s back!
 * Sheldon: Interesting. The acquaintance is the first to greet me.
 * (Howard's face turns into a frown while Raj smiles in silence.)