Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling


 * Heffer: We're home.
 * All: (Cheering)
 * Wolfe: Let's frolic innocently in nature.
 * Rocko: Uh, fellas.
 * Both: Yeah.
 * Rocko: I don't think we're in the 90's anymore.
 * All: Wow. Yeah! (Laughs)
 * Heffer: Check it out. I got the new oPhone 8.
 * Wolfe: Big whoop, I just got a new oPhone 9.
 * Rocko: This is a phone? But where are the buttons?
 * Both: 10!
 * Rocko: (Screams) (Inaudible)
 * Girl: Who's ready to get Schlam-O!
 * All: (Cheering)
 * Girl: Gotcha! Schlan-O power drink. It's radioactive.
 * Heffer: Whoa.
 * Both: Yeah!
 * Rocko: My old job. Where's the door? Where are the comics?
 * Both: (Laughs)
 * Heffer: Whoa. This food truck sells pizza tacos!
 * Wolfe: I got a weiner taco.
 * Heffer: I got a taco taco inside another taco.
 * Wolfe: What did you get, Rocko?
 * Rocko: Food poisoning. (Puking)
 * Ready Ready Big Man: No more games. This time, it's personnel.
 * Wolfe: It's so realistic.
 * Rocko: (Screams)