The Mess

No Sleep

 * So you're sure it's not a problem to babysit my little sister tomorrow?
 * Ah, Penny, please. I'm the most responsible kid I know.
 * I agree. Usually when something goes wrong, you're the one responsible.
 * Pfft, come on! I might struggle for, like, half an hour or so, but after I find my footing I -- ahh!
 * What?
 * Uh, nothing, nothing. So, yeah. I bought all the stuff on the list you gave me -- peanuts, almonds, cashews, mold spores...
 * That was a list of her allergies.
 * That's what I'm saying! There's none left in the place.
 * Okay, so the house is toddler-proofed?
 * Sure is! I can't see any baby breaking in here.
 * Okay, but promise you won't stay up all night playing games online, like you always do.
 * Uh, we didn't stay up all night playing games online. We stayed up all night watching other people playing games online whilst talking about what it feels like to play games online.
 * All right. I prom--
 * Dude, I told you, it's a troll GIF. It's just looping.
 * Just one more minute...
 * and : Eyyyy.
 * Totally worth it.
 * OH, NO! PENNY!
 * Oh, hi.
 * Oh, you've been up all night, haven't you? Your eyes look like saggy oysters.
 * Oh, we're fine. Where is the little peanut?
 * I made you a picture!
 * Aww, thank you! What is it?
 * It's Bigfoot!
 * So it is.
 * Hee!
 * Okay, we'll be back from the movie at 4:00. Can you manage her till then?
 * Don't worry, I'll take it from here.
 * Thanks, Gumball. Bye, Polly!
 * Bye!
 * I think everything will be just fine...
 * So it is.
 * Hee!
 * Okay, we'll be back from the movie at 4:00. Can you manage her till then?
 * Don't worry, I'll take it from here.
 * Thanks, Gumball. Bye, Polly!
 * Bye!
 * I think everything will be just fine...

Polly "Disappears"

 * Gumball, what's happening?!
 * Uh, I don't know, man!
 * Something's wrong with that! Check our symptoms ​on the Internet!
 * I'm not sure searching online for "meat snowman surprise" would yield the most constructive results! WHERE ARE YOU?!
 * In the middle of losing my mind, I think.
 * Dude! WHERE IS POLLY?!
 * and : Polly? Polly?
 * Polly!
 * Polly?
 * Polly?
 * Polly?
 * Polly!
 * We have to find her!
 * Or we dress me like Polly, her parents take me back with them, I join their family, and they raise me as their daughter. 20 years later - "Congratulations, Penny's sister, you're gonna be a mother!"
 * ...What?
 * Then I move to the suburbs with Pompadour, my rainbow frog husband, and raise a couple of windmills and... Yeah! We need to find her!
 * Should we just order a cab?
 * Yeah, that should help us cover a little bit more of the neighborhood.
 * ...What?
 * Then I move to the suburbs with Pompadour, my rainbow frog husband, and raise a couple of windmills and... Yeah! We need to find her!
 * Should we just order a cab?
 * Yeah, that should help us cover a little bit more of the neighborhood.
 * Yeah, that should help us cover a little bit more of the neighborhood.

Finding Polly

 * OFFICER!!! DO SOMETHING, PLEASE! DO SOMETHING!!!!!
 * OFFICER, WAKE UP!
 * Uh...Agh! Wh... Why did you guys wake me up?!
 * Because we're in a car sliding down the road upside-down.
 * Well, thanks. Now I have to deal with two traumatic crashes rather than one!
 * What do you mean?
 * What is happening here, man?! It's like our lives are being edited by a thirteen-year old vlogger or something. One minute, we're here and the next thing we know, we're like "Raaaaaaaa!" and two minutes later we're like "Wooyooyooyooyoo!" and that leaves me completely like . You know what I mean?
 * I'm not sure. But it seems like every time we blink, time skips forward. So I say we don't close our eyes until we find Polly.
 * I agree. "Your cab is arriving."
 * No, stop it, stop it!!! Stop! No, stop it! ... Stop!
 * WHAT?!!
 * I think we already got what we wanted...
 * Polly's in there?
 * Where is she?
 * More importantly, what do we do about him?
 * But Polly --
 * The innocent mugging victim!
 * Okay, okay! We, uh, we...we... we make it look like it happened through natural causes!
 * What? How?
 * There, like this.
 * "Exercise blows"?
 * ...Yeah, maybe not. Oh, I know! We'll make it look like an accident!
 * There! A canoe accident. ...No, that's not quite right. ...Oh!
 * This isn't working! What do we do?!
 * OH YEAH, TINA?! WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, GET READY FOR A TASTE OF MY... Uh... MY BULLFROG'S HARP!!!!!
 * BACK OFF!!!!!
 * Dude, why are you so angry?!
 * I DUNNO!!! I'M IRRATIONALLY ANGRY!!!!!
 * COME AND GET IT, YOU HALLOWEEN TURKEY!!!!!
 * There! A canoe accident. ...No, that's not quite right. ...Oh!
 * This isn't working! What do we do?!
 * OH YEAH, TINA?! WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, GET READY FOR A TASTE OF MY... Uh... MY BULLFROG'S HARP!!!!!
 * BACK OFF!!!!!
 * Dude, why are you so angry?!
 * I DUNNO!!! I'M IRRATIONALLY ANGRY!!!!!
 * COME AND GET IT, YOU HALLOWEEN TURKEY!!!!!
 * Dude, why are you so angry?!
 * I DUNNO!!! I'M IRRATIONALLY ANGRY!!!!!
 * COME AND GET IT, YOU HALLOWEEN TURKEY!!!!!
 * COME AND GET IT, YOU HALLOWEEN TURKEY!!!!!

The Explaination

 * I have to say, boys, I took you for a bunch of slack-jawed buffoons, but... You did a really good job!
 * Hello.
 * Oh, my gosh! You're aliiiiiive  ...ly child? Con...gratulations, sir! She must take after you! Or-Or, you, Mrs. Fitzgerald. It's hard to tell. You look so alike. Are... you related?
 * Polly, say goodbye and get your stuff. Bye, kids!
 * WHAT HAPPENED??!
 * Uh, nothing! Why would you say that?
 * Okay, okay. We lost her.
 * Then what happened?!
 * That's the thing. We don't really know.
 * I do. It started when I arrived...
 * Thanks, Gumball. Bye, Polly!
 * Bye!
 * I think everything will be just fine...
 * Would you like an orange juice?
 * Uh-huh!
 * Hey! Jingle dance! Jingle dance! Jingle in your face! Chilling out like sauerkraut who just caught himself a trout! Hey! Jingle dance! Jingle dance! Jingle in your face! Always...
 * Gumball! Put some clothes on! The neighbors can see you!
 * Aah!  Well, on the upside, that cat certainly knows how to work those heels, heh...
 * Okay, what happened next?
 * Then they started harmonizing...
 * La la la la laaa
 * La laaa : La la laaa
 * La la laaa : La laaa
 * and : La la laaa la la laaa
 * That went on for about 20 minutes before I got bored and went to the backyard. Then when I came back, they were gone, so I went outside.
 * Hey! What's going on here? Jaywalking, huh?
 * What the... Hey!
 * Hey do you have any mints or water?
 * What?! Who do you think I am?!
 * Uh, a one-star driver by the look of it.
 * Yeah, not surprising when you see the state of the back seat. Smells like a turtle tank in here.
 * Right. I'm taking you two downtown. Maybe a night in the cells will improve your attitude.
 * Dude, this tune blows. There's no lyrics. Do you mind if I just...
 * What the -- stop it!
 * I'm just changing stations!
 * One seven, one seven. X-ray Charlie, X-ray Charlie. One seven, one seven.
 * Stop it!
 * Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. One seven, one seven. X-ray, X-ray, X-ray, X-ray. One seven, one seven.
 * Mm, did they have to call the fire department too? 'Cause that song sounds lit! No? Okay.
 * What happened next, Polly?
 * Well, they went through town looking for me.
 * Polly!
 * Polly!
 * Oh, I-I know what to do!
 * That's not how you do it.
 * Well, just... You do it, then.
 * Okay, I would like you to breathe in and breathe out.
 * No, no, no. Breathe in. Breathe out.  Breathe in.  Breathe out.
 * There! He's relaxed now.
 * You need to give him CPR.
 * and : Ahh, thank you, Polly.
 * Wait, you were following us the whole time?
 * No, Polly was using the Force to appear to you as a hologram.
 * Right, I’m sure there’s an explanation for that too.
 * OF COURSE SHE WAS WITH YOU!!!!!
 * Wha-what happened after that guy worked up and attacked us?
 * He didn’t attack you, he hugged you!
 * Oh, thank you so much, you saved my life! Anything, ask me for anything you like and I’ll buy it for you!
 * I would like the golden twinkle in an old man’s eye as he holds his infant granddaughter.
 * What?
 * Okay, then I’d like the power to lay eggs.
 * That went on for a while, but you finally settled for a... stuffed bullfrog that plays the harp.
 * Okay, but what about the fight with Tina?
 * That happened when you bumped into a charity worker who asked if you wanted to save a child. They only wanted a couple of dollars but apparently you decided to go above and beyond.
 * This is all for you, Polly. Okay, Tina, let's get on with it.
 * Actually, I'm in line for Darwin.
 * Uh uh uh, sorry, but I'm the only one who's allowed to kiss Darwin. That's in the rulebook. Right here.
 * That's not a rulebook. That's two potato waffles stapled together.
 * Well if that's how it is then just beat it!
 * Then I want my money back.
 * It says on waffle two, no refunds!
 * COME AND GET IT, YOU HALLOWEEN TURKEY!!!!!
 * Okay, that explains Darwin's lips but not how we ended up back here.
 * Oh, we took the bus.
 * Huh.
 * Goodbye, now!
 * Well, now if you excuse us, I think it's best if we get some sleep and-
 * Oh, I don't think so. Not before I'm done screaming at you! I COUNTED ON YOU, YOU GLUTE LORD! YOU GOOF WIZARD! YOU DORK PILOT! YOU DOPE SANDWICH! YOU...FOOL...TACO! YOU MEAT MUFFIN... ...slack jawed slime nugget. You-  I think that's all I've got.
 * Sorry. Do you forgive me?
 * I'll think about it.
 * Yeah, to be honest, I was a little disappointed with the bus ending part.
 * Yeah, I expected more.
 * Eh, anyway, nighty night, dude.
 * I would like the golden twinkle in an old man’s eye as he holds his infant granddaughter.
 * What?
 * Okay, then I’d like the power to lay eggs.
 * That went on for a while, but you finally settled for a... stuffed bullfrog that plays the harp.
 * Okay, but what about the fight with Tina?
 * That happened when you bumped into a charity worker who asked if you wanted to save a child. They only wanted a couple of dollars but apparently you decided to go above and beyond.
 * This is all for you, Polly. Okay, Tina, let's get on with it.
 * Actually, I'm in line for Darwin.
 * Uh uh uh, sorry, but I'm the only one who's allowed to kiss Darwin. That's in the rulebook. Right here.
 * That's not a rulebook. That's two potato waffles stapled together.
 * Well if that's how it is then just beat it!
 * Then I want my money back.
 * It says on waffle two, no refunds!
 * COME AND GET IT, YOU HALLOWEEN TURKEY!!!!!
 * Okay, that explains Darwin's lips but not how we ended up back here.
 * Oh, we took the bus.
 * Huh.
 * Goodbye, now!
 * Well, now if you excuse us, I think it's best if we get some sleep and-
 * Oh, I don't think so. Not before I'm done screaming at you! I COUNTED ON YOU, YOU GLUTE LORD! YOU GOOF WIZARD! YOU DORK PILOT! YOU DOPE SANDWICH! YOU...FOOL...TACO! YOU MEAT MUFFIN... ...slack jawed slime nugget. You-  I think that's all I've got.
 * Sorry. Do you forgive me?
 * I'll think about it.
 * Yeah, to be honest, I was a little disappointed with the bus ending part.
 * Yeah, I expected more.
 * Eh, anyway, nighty night, dude.
 * I'll think about it.
 * Yeah, to be honest, I was a little disappointed with the bus ending part.
 * Yeah, I expected more.
 * Eh, anyway, nighty night, dude.
 * Eh, anyway, nighty night, dude.