The Novelization Correlation


 * Wil Wheaton: Hello, Sheldon. I suppose you've come here to tell me that you've moved me to your super-secret enemies list.
 * Sheldon: I don't have a super-secret enemies list. I'm not a Bond villain. I'm just a regular guy, with a regular enemies list.


 * Amy: I thought we were having dinner at Leonard and Penny's.
 * Sheldon: Oh, no. No, they're watching the new Professor Proton. I can't keep Wil Wheaton off the Internet, but I can keep him off my retinas.


 * Raj: I don't know which Hemsworth is playing Logan Dean, but I know it's a Hemsworth.
 * Leonard: Well, Logan's actually based on me.
 * Raj: So a young Paul Giamatti.


 * Sheldon: So you're not going to do something just because you think it might upset me?
 * Amy: Well, it's tricky, because answering that question honestly is one of the things I tend not to do because it upsets you.
 * Sheldon: Well, that's very upsetting.
 * Amy: Like I said.


 * Amy: So, you're just gonna sit here by yourself and do nothing?
 * Sheldon: Of course not. I'm going to write mean comments about Wil's show online.
 * Amy: Well, you can't criticize something you haven't seen.
 * Sheldon: I'm sorry, are you familiar with the Internet?


 * Sheldon: Oh, Amy. Good, you're here.
 * Amy: Hi. What's up?
 * Sheldon: How would you like to be on television?
 * Amy: Is it gonna be a news story where I have to say you were quiet and kept to yourself and I'm as shocked as anyone?


 * Sheldon: I just learned some very distressing news. Sometimes, Amy doesn't do things because she's worried about how I'll react.
 * Howard: First of all, it's not sometimes. It's always.
 * Raj: Second, it's not Amy. It's everybody.
 * Howard: Third, it's not news. It's well-established.
 * Raj: Yeah, like just now I wanted to get a croissant, but I didn't want to hear you say oo-la-la.
 * Sheldon: So you're saying everyone walks on eggshells to spare my feelings?
 * Howard: No, of course not. Because we don't want to hear you complain about how much you hate the sound of crunching eggshells.
 * Sheldon: Well, I don't want my relationship with Amy to be like that.
 * Raj: Sheldon, Amy knew what she was getting into.
 * Sheldon: You think?
 * Raj: Yes. We warned her.