Grandpa Joe's Gobstopper Only Lasted 90 Seconds


 * Hot Woman: Hey, I'm here for the sex party. Um--
 * Grandpa Joe: I've got an everlasting gobstopper for you. It changes color mostly between red and purple.
 * Hot Woman: Uh, no, thanks.
 * Grandpa Joe: Well, maybe this will change your mind. (Shows her a Wonka's Golden Ticket)
 * Hot Woman: Oh, now we're talking.
 * Grandpa Joe: [Moaning passionately] Oh! Snozzberriiiiiiiiies! [Grunting]