Best Thing Since Sliced Bread


 * Woman: Little Ceasars delivery. That's the best thing since Sliced Bread.
 * (Flashback started)
 * (At Sliced Bread Headquarters)
 * Guy: We got a problem. There's a new best thing.
 * Man: Okay, new ideas. Go.
 * Guy: Travel-sized bread.
 * Woman: Sparkle Bread.
 * Woman 2: Bread Insurance.
 * Guy 2: Magnetic Bread.
 * Man: Dear lord, run the numbers.
 * Guy: I ran the numbers.
 * Man: Well, run them again. You can do this. Come on. Come on. Come on. Talk to me. Go out there and lead. Thin slices, thick slices diagonal slices. Hrrrr! Whoop! Hah! Yes this might work. This might-- Wha-- No, no, no, no, no! Everything is FINE!
 * Guy: I've been following this turkey for a month. Sliced Bread is toast!
 * Man: No AGHHHH! I'm not gonna cry. Don't cry. (Crying) This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening! I know there are concerns but everything's fine.
 * Guy: (Panicking)
 * (Flashback ended)
 * Guy: Little Ceasars delivery. Best thing since slice...
 * Man: Sliced bread I know!
 * Announcer: America's best value now delivered!
 * Greek: Pizza, pizza.