A Fairly Odd Christmas


 * Mr. Turner:Hi, Timmy! Hi, Tootie!
 * Mrs. Turner:Hi, Timmy! Hi, Tootie!
 * Timmy Turner: Hey, mom and dad.
 * Tootie: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Turner.
 * Mr. Turner:Oh, please, call us Timmy's parents.
 * Mrs. Turner:Just don't call us to say that Timmy's moving back home!
 * Mr. Turner:Yeah, right. 'Cause you're not, right? right? No! No, no, no!
 * Mrs. Turner:You can't, we've already turned your room into a secret spy cave.
 * Mr. Turner:Please, don't take away our secret spy cave! (Mrs. Turner starts crying)
 * Timmy Turner: Relax mom and dad, I'm not moving back home.
 * Mr. Turner:Oooh!
 * Mrs. Turner:Oooh! (?)
 * Timmy Turner: What you guys up to?
 * Mr. Turner: Duh, I'm dressed up as Santa.
 * Mrs. Turner And Santa's little helper!
 * Tootie: Very Christmassy...
 * Mr. Turner: It's Christmas?
 * Mrs. Turner: This year I'm asking Santa for something practical: A new computer!
 * Mr. Turner: I want something practical too: A magical pony, who poops ice cream, then he eats the ice cream, then he poops gold! Then he eats the gold, and then he poops out a motorcycle. And we all ride away... Bye! (Laughs)
 * Timmy Turner: Best parents ever...


 * Santa Claus: Timmy Turner!
 * Cosmo: Santa!
 * Wanda: Santa!
 * Santa Claus: I need a word with you! Timmy Turner...welcome to the North Pole. (Laughs)
 * Timmy Turner: Thanks, Santa.
 * Santa Claus: (Laughs) You must be Tootie...
 * Tootie: You know my name!
 * Santa Claus: But of course! And I know every present I've ever given you. Try me!
 * Tootie: Ah...What did you get for me when I was 8?
 * Santa Claus: A Professor Noggin's Chemestry set, and...ballerina shoes!


 * Timmy Turner: Santa Claus, did you hurt?
 * Santa Claus: Santa Claus? I'm the Easter Bunny!


 * Wanda: My wand is useless as Cosmo's invisibility helmet!
 * Cosmo: I'm right here! (whispering) She can't see me.