Schnitzel Quits

00:00:02	I miss shnitzel. 00:00:04	Everything around here reminds me of him. 00:00:06	>> Mung Daal: [ Grunting ] [ Straining ] WE'RE GETTING Along fine without him. 00:00:13	] >> Chowder: Shnitzel's swear jar? 00:00:17	[ Sighs heavily ] >> Mung Daal: [ Grunting ] [ Straining ] WE DON'T NEED THAT Traitor! 00:00:21	] >> Chowder: Shnitzel's apron? 00:00:24	[ Sniffs ] [ sighs heavily ] ] >> Mung Daal: We're more than capable of doing this on our own! 00:00:34	] oh, let's start looking for a replacement. 00:00:37	[ Fireworks whistling ] >> panini, I want to introduce the new man that will be working for us. 00:00:44	>> Panini: You used to work with chowder, right? 00:00:48	>> Shnitzel: Radda. 00:00:49	>> Panini: [ Gasps ] ahh! 00:00:50	I want you to tell me everything about him! 00:00:51	What's his favorite color? 00:00:53	What's his favorite food? 00:00:54	What's his favorite cartoon? 00:00:55	I bet it's "chowder"! 00:00:56	>> Get back to work! 00:00:57	Sorry about that. 00:00:58	You know how girls are with their little crushes. 00:01:01	] ] [ giggles ] [ clears throat ] right this way, mr. shnitzel. 00:01:11	I'll get you started on your new job, but first we have to get you out of those rags. 00:01:17	] ] [ bird chirping ] ] [ giggles ] mmm, someone's working up a sweat. 00:01:26	>> Shnitzel: Phew! 00:01:27	>> [ Giggles ] oh, yoo-hoo! pool boy! 00:01:30	The hedges could use a trim! 00:01:33	] [ clippers clacking ] ] ] [ water splashes ] ohh, help me! 00:01:40	I can't swim! 00:01:42	>> Shnitzel: Radda? 00:01:44	>> Whatever shall I do? 00:01:45	If only the pool boy would save me! 00:01:49	Gurgle! gurgle! gurgle! 00:01:53	] ] [ water burbling ] [ grunting ] radda! 00:02:00	] ohh, radda. radda radda. 00:02:03	] ] ] ] [ squish! squish! squish! 00:02:07	] ] ] ] [ inhales deeply ] [ exhales ] >> mmm! 00:02:18	>> Shnitzel: Radda! 00:02:20	>> My hero! 00:02:22	However can I repay you? 00:02:23	>> Shnitzel: Radda. 00:02:24	[ Exhales ] >> I know! 00:02:26	I'll honor my hero with a feast! 00:02:28	>> Shnitzel: Radda? 00:02:29	] [ burps ] ohh! pardonmoi. 00:02:35	] panini, dear, more gravy, please. 00:02:41	>> Panini: Yes, miss endive. 00:02:43	Here you are. 00:02:44	Hi, shnitzel. 00:02:45	Are you enjoying your first day on the job? 00:02:47	>> Shnitzel: [ Chuckles nervously ] radda ra-- >> panini! 00:02:50	How's your horrible toe fungus doing? 00:02:52	>> Panini: I don't have any toe fungus. 00:02:55	>> Of course you do. 00:02:56	Now leave before you spread your disgusting fungus onto shnitzel here. 00:02:58	>> Panini: But I don't have -- >> begone, child! 00:03:01	So, shnitzel, did you enjoy your first day on the job? 00:03:03	>> Shnitzel: Radda radda! 00:03:05	>> It's obvious your talents were being wasted at mung's barnyard of a kitchen. 00:03:10	I can assure you that won't happen here. 00:03:12	I plan on using you well -- very well. 00:03:15	] I'd like to propose a toast -- to shnitzel, a manly man, full of man! 00:03:22	May your time here be filled with health, happiness, and commitment. 00:03:30	[ Piano tinkling ] >> Mung Daal: Chowder, I have hired a replacement shnitzel. 00:03:36	Oh, tofu-u-u-u! 00:03:38	>> Tofu! 00:03:40	>> Both: Aah! 00:03:41	>> Tofu tofu! 00:03:43	>> Chowder: Whoa! he's a big'un! 00:03:45	>> [ Straining ] [ laughs ] >> Mung Daal: Yes, chowder, he is bigger and stronger than the old shnitzel. 00:03:53	Now we'll really be able to get things done in here. 00:03:56	Assignment -- tofu, I need you to separate these eggs. 00:03:59	>> Tofu! 00:04:00	>> Mung Daal: Okay, have fun. 00:04:04	[ Laughter ] >> look at the little square! 00:04:09	>> What a cube! 00:04:10	[ Laughs evilly ] >> tofu! 00:04:12	>> Both: You'll never be round .. 00:04:15	.. 00:04:16	.. 00:04:18	>> [ Growling ] aah! 00:04:23	[ Breathing heavily ] aah! 00:04:27	[ Growling ] ugh! 00:04:29	Tofu tofu. 00:04:31	>> Mung Daal: Uh, mr. tofu, sir? 00:04:33	>> [ Growling ] >> Mung Daal: Unfortunately, we, uh, don't have need for your services anymore. 00:04:40	>> Aw, man. 00:04:41	That's the second job this week. 00:04:43	Tofu tofu. 00:04:45	] ] ] >> Chowder: He may have been bigger and stronger, but he was crazier! 00:04:52	[ Crying ] I MISS SHNITZEL! 00:04:54	>> Mung Daal: Chowder, please! 00:04:56	Come on now! 00:04:57	If you start crying, I'll start crying. 00:05:00	>> Both: [ Crying ] >> Mung Daal: I miss him, too! 00:05:09	[ Normal voice ] ONE WAY OR Another, we're gonna get our crazy rock monster back! 00:05:54	tonight, sweetie. 00:05:55	You've had chef every night this week. 00:05:57	But I love chef. 00:06:00	( sharp whistle ) ( barks ) Mother: What do you want for dinner? 00:06:18	Announcer:CHEF BOYARDEE. BOY, THIS STUFF Is good. 00:08:08	Look at me ♪♪ 00:08:10	♪♪ a any questions? 00:08:14	[Shouting questions] Scales: I don't know, man. 00:08:20	Look go away. 00:08:24	And john out. not even close. 00:08:27	He misse throw me out, you ♪♪>> Shnitzel: [ HUMMING ] [ Dishes squeaking ] [ whistling ] ] ] >> care to join us for some chamomile tea? 00:08:58	[ Giggles ] >> Shnitzel: Radda radda radda. 00:09:02	>> Ooh! 00:09:02	>> Panini: [ Giggling ] >> ooh, all that washing really buffs up those arms! 00:09:08	[ Giggles ] >> Mung Daal: It's worse than i thought. 00:09:10	>> Chowder: They're torturing him. 00:09:11	>> Truffles: And just look at her curtains -- yuck! 00:09:13	>> Mung Daal: Initiate plan bravo delta niner. 00:09:16	Agent chowder, you keep a lookout. 00:09:18	Truffles, prepare to descend. 00:09:19	>> Chowder: Okeydokey. 00:09:20	>> Truffles: No mercy! 00:09:22	No surrender! 00:09:22	>> Mung Daal: Excellent! 00:09:24	[ Bell ringing ] Shh! 00:09:26	There's our cue! 00:09:27	Operation get shnitzel back, phase one. 00:09:30	[ Bell ringing ] >> coming, mr. mailman! 00:09:34	>> Mung Daal: That's right, you boiled cabbage. 00:09:36	Get your mail. 00:09:38	Ready to descend, my sweet potato? 00:09:39	>> Truffles: Affirmative, honeybuns. 00:09:41	>> Chowder: Mmm. 00:09:42	[ Lips smacking ] I like honey buns. 00:09:45	>> I must say that uniform looks quite dashing on you today. 00:09:50	Oh! for little old me? 00:09:52	Oh, my! a love letter! 00:09:55	"My dearest miss endive --" [ giggles ] "your lips are like red ropes of licorice. 00:10:02	Your eyes baste my heart with " >> Mung Daal: It made me almost barf writing it, but at least it'll keep her busy until -- oh, no! she's a speed reader! 00:10:11	>> Truffles: Come on. come on. 00:10:12	Come on. 00:10:14	>> Mung Daal: Careful. careful. 00:10:19	[ Glass clinking ] chowder, that's not being careful! 00:10:23	[ Glass breaking ] >> I must remember to punish those shelves later. 00:10:30	Shnitzel, attend to this mess, please. 00:10:35	>> Mung Daal: Now! 00:10:36	] >> Shnitzel:! 00:10:41	>> Shnitzel, guess who made -- mung daal! 00:10:46	Get your filthy hands off my hired help! 00:10:49	Aah! 00:10:50	] >> Mung Daal: Ha! 00:10:53	You missed, woman! 00:10:54	] [ alarm ringing ] [ siren blaring ] uh-oh. 00:10:59	] ] ] help! help! 00:11:03	She's gonna sit on us! 00:11:04	>> Chowder: I don't want to die like that! 00:11:06	>> Mung Daal: Me, neither! 00:11:08	Hurry! 00:11:08	We got to knock that door down! 00:11:10	] >> Shnitzel: Radda! 00:11:11	>> Well, well, well, I'd say it was nice of you to visit, but, uh, well, that would be a lie. 00:11:18	>> Mung Daal: Well, it ain't nice from my point of view, either. 00:11:21	>> Ohh! 00:11:22	You'll never take shnitzel! 00:11:24	>> Mung Daal: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 00:11:26	>> Chowder: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 00:11:28	>> Panini, toss your cookies now! 00:11:31	>> Panini: Yes, ma'am. 00:11:32	] ] ] ] >> Panini: Hi, chowder. 00:11:39	>> Chowder: I'm not your boyfriend! 00:11:41	[ Groans ] good cookies, though. 00:11:43	] >> Mung Daal: Ohhh-ah! 00:11:45	Hoo-wah! 00:11:47	Hoo! ahhh! 00:11:48	Hoo! ha! ha! 00:11:49	Ah-ohh! 00:11:50	Ha! wah! 00:11:51	Whoa! 00:11:53	I'm taking shnitzel home. 00:11:55	He belongs with us, with people .. 00:11:58	>> Shnitzel: Ohh! radda! 00:11:59	[ Groans ] >> Mung Daal:..And respect .. 00:12:01	] ...and pay him just to the minimum wage! 00:12:04	] >> just give up. 00:12:07	>> Mung Daal: I don't give up on my friends, endive. 00:12:11	>> Shnitzel: B-b-b-b! 00:12:12	>> Both: [ Grunting ] >> Truffles: Step off my husband, sister. 00:12:18	] ] >> wahh! 00:12:21	>> Truffles: Pain of a thousand flushes! 00:12:24	] ahh! 00:12:27	] oy. 00:12:29	>> Behold the power of my derriere. 00:12:32	[ Laughs evilly ] >> Chowder: Uh, miss endive, I'm gonna take my friend shnitzel home now. 00:12:37	>> And how are you possibly going to do that, little man? 00:12:41	>> Chowder: Like this. 00:12:42	Uhhhhhh. 00:12:44	>> And what was the point of that? 00:12:46	>> Mung Daal: That, my dear endive, is what's known as a distraction. 00:12:49	>> Shnitzel: Radda! 00:12:50	>> Chowder: Pbbbbbbht! 00:12:55	>> [ Sighs ] panini, go get me a hot smudge sundae. 00:13:00	>> Panini: Yes, miss endive. 00:13:02	>> Make it a double! 00:13:04	>> Mung Daal: Good work, gang! 00:13:05	Now, let's get shnitzel out of this garbage bag. 00:13:07	>> Shnitzel: Ew. 00:13:09	Radda. 00:13:10	] >> Mung Daal: You can thank us for saving you when we get home, shnitzel. 00:13:15	>> Shnitzel: Radda radda radda! 00:13:16	Radda radda radda! 00:13:17	Radda radda radda! 00:13:18	>> Mung Daal: Youlikeworking ! 00:13:22	>> [ Giggles ] in your scrawny face. 00:13:25	] >> Mung Daal: How could she appreciate you more than we do? 00:13:29	>> Shnitzel: Radda radda radda! 00:13:31	>> Mung Daal: She gave you a raise? 00:13:33	>> Shnitzel: Radda. 00:13:34	>> Mung Daal: Okay. 00:13:35	I can't afford to give you a raise, but I can give you something that I've never given anyone before, something so special that only an employee who shows true courage, devotion, and hard work can receive! 00:13:49	! 00:13:50	>> Mung Daal: Congratulations, shnitzel. 00:13:52	This pocket comb is yours! 00:13:55	[ Crickets chirping ] wait! 00:13:57	] [ steam whistling ] >> Shnitzel: Radda! 00:14:00	>> Mung Daal: Oh, yeah, you don't have any hair. 00:14:03	>> Shnitzel: Radda radda! 00:14:04	Radda radda radda! 00:14:05	>> [ Laughs ] maybe someday you'll learn how to treat a man right. 00:14:09	>> Mung Daal: I know how to treat a man! 00:14:11	[ Crickets chirping ] just not a rock monster man. 00:14:14	[ Crying ] >> I can't tell you how much it means to me that you came back. 00:14:22	>> Shnitzel: Radda radda radda. 00:14:24	>> Now, now, shnitzel. 00:14:25	Honey, calm down. 00:14:26	>> Shnitzel: Radda radda radda radda! 00:14:27	>> That's all in the past. 00:14:29	"Passé" as they say. 00:14:31	] oh! 00:14:32	Excuse my french. 00:14:33	>> Shnitzel: Radda radda radda. 00:14:35	>> Shh! 00:14:36	Close your eyes. 00:14:38	Hit it, margarine! 00:14:40	[ "Wedding march" playing ] >> Shnitzel: Oh. 00:14:44	>> [ Off-key ] ♪♪ HERE COMES The bride ♪♪ 00:14:49	[ humming ] >> Shnitzel: [ Swallows hard ] radda radda radda. 00:14:54	Radda radda radda! 00:14:55	! 00:14:56	What do you mean "this is just a job"? 00:14:59	I thought what we had was real! 00:15:01	You -- you came back for me, because you love me, right? 00:15:05	! 00:15:06	>> Shnitzel: Radda radda radda. 00:15:09	! 00:15:13	! 00:15:15	! 00:15:16	[ Gasping ] ! 00:15:19	! 00:15:20	>> Shnitzel:.. 00:15:22	Radda radda. 00:15:22	Uh, radda radda radda. 00:15:23	>> My heart is not a piece of dough for you to twist! 00:15:28	Margarine, you can stop playing that song. 00:15:32	[ Music stops ] play something, um, sinister. 00:15:36	[ Sinister music playing ] perfect. 00:15:41	Now, where was i? 00:15:43	>> Shnitzel: Uh, radda? 00:15:44	>> No, I said that. 00:15:46	Oh, the heck with it. 00:15:47	I'll just do it the old-fashioned way. 00:15:50	>> Shnitzel: Radda? 00:15:51	] [ water bubbling ] >> awake, are we? 00:16:01	Perhaps I didn't make this terribly clear earlier, but i don't take rejection well. 00:16:06	It's one of my very few flaws. 00:16:08	But I forgive you. 00:16:09	I think it can still work between us. 00:16:12	>> Shnitzel: [ Speaking indistinctly ] >>eatyou? 00:16:14	Oh, please. 00:16:15	I just figured a light braising might soften you up to the thought of marriage. 00:16:20	Why don't you stew it over for a minute and let me know when you're ready? 00:16:25	[ Laughs evilly ] oh, honey! 00:16:30	[ Thudding ] you will not escape my love! 00:16:35	>> Shnitzel: Pbht! 00:16:36	>> Oh! my eye! 00:16:37	>> Shnitzel: [ Grunts ] >> [ groaning ] ! 00:16:44	>> Shnitzel: [ Gasping ] [ groaning ] >> what? 00:16:54	[ Sniffing ] I love a man who plays hard to get. 00:16:59	>> Shnitzel: [ Gasping ] [ grunts ] >> [ Raspy voice ] OH, HI. 00:17:06	[ Flies buzzing ] >> Shnitzel: Uh, radda radda? 00:17:09	>> I'm one of the skeletons in endive's closet. 00:17:12	Please help me. 00:17:14	>> Shnitzel: Radda radda! 00:17:17	Radda. 00:17:17	[ Laughing nervously ] >> Panini: I have one more question about chowder. 00:17:21	>> Shnitzel: Huh? 00:17:22	>> Panini: Does chowder want kids? 00:17:24	'Cause I want a million zillion! 00:17:26	>> Shnitzel: Aah! 00:17:28	>> We can start picking out china and -- and linens! 00:17:30	We'll be so happy together! 00:17:32	I just know it! 00:17:34	>> Panini: Chowder, chowder, chowder, chowder, chowder. 00:17:38	> Now kiss me, you fool! 00:17:42	>> Shnitzel: Radda! 00:17:45	>> Panini: He jumped, ms. endive. 00:17:47	>> They always do, my dear. 00:17:49	They always do. 00:17:50	>> Shnitzel: Oh. 00:17:51	[ Chuckling ] radda radda. 00:17:54	Whoa! 00:17:56	!!!!!!! 00:18:01	Radda? 00:18:03	[ Chain clinking ] >> there. all better. 00:18:11	Hey, shnitzel, it's me, your creator. 00:18:14	Listen, dude, I'm telling ya. 00:18:15	You got to go back to mung's. 00:18:17	>> Shnitzel: Radda! 00:18:18	>> Don't you get it? 00:18:19	Without you there, nothing's right! 00:18:22	It's like the cosmos is out of whack! 00:18:24	>> Shnitzel: Oh, radda radda. 00:18:25	Radda radda radda. 00:18:26	Radda radda radda! 00:18:27	>> No one appreciates you? 00:18:29	That's crazy talk. 00:18:30	When you were deathly sick with the plague pox, who nursed you back to health with homemade soup? 00:18:35	>> Shnitzel: Oh, radda radda. 00:18:37	>> That's right, pal -- mung and chowder. 00:18:40	And when you needed to borrow 3,000 dollops to pay off your student loans, who gave you the cash -- no questions asked? 00:18:46	>> Shnitzel: Oh, radda. 00:18:48	Radda radda. 00:18:48	>> That's right. 00:18:49	And when you ended up lost in the bad part of lasagna town after that -- that really crazy birthday party, who drove five hours to come and get you? 00:18:57	>> Shnitzel: Radda radda radda. 00:18:59	>> Oh, well, if theyhadknown you were in trouble, I'm -- I'm sure they would have come. 00:19:03	Anyhoo, you need them as much as they need you. 00:19:07	Here, watch this. 00:19:08	>> Chowder: I feel dead inside, mung. 00:19:10	>> Mung Daal: Me too, chowder. 00:19:12	Me too. 00:19:12	Please, pass the blutter. 00:19:14	>> Here you go. 00:19:15	] >> Shnitzel: [ Gasps ] radda radda! 00:19:17	>> So, what's it gonna be? 00:19:18	Do they really mean nothing to you? 00:19:22	] ] >> Both: [ Gasping ] shnitzel! 00:19:28	>> Shnitzel: [ Grunting ] radda! 00:19:32	] >> Chowder: Shnitzel! 00:19:34	You came back and saved us from the giant, stinkin' blutter that somehow fell on us! 00:19:38	>> Mung Daal: So, does this mean you think you're gonna come back? 00:19:41	>> Shnitzel: Hmm. 00:19:42	>> Chowder: Please, please, please, please, please, please! 00:19:45	>> Shnitzel: Hmm. 00:19:47	>> Mung Daal: We'll give you every other friday off! 00:19:48	>> Shnitzel: Hmm. 00:19:50	>> Truffles: I'll give you a shiatsumassage. 00:19:53	>> Shnitzel: Hmm. 00:19:54	>> I'll give you my heart forever. 00:19:57	>> Shnitzel: Hmm. 00:19:58	>> Mung Daal: I'll give you a raise! 00:19:59	>> Shnitzel: Hmm. 00:20:00	>> Mung Daal: Abigraise? 00:20:02	>> Shnitzel: Hmm. 00:20:03	>> Chowder: Shnitzel? 00:20:04	I don't know if it means much, but if you stay, you can have this pudding cup. 00:20:08	>> Shnitzel: Radda! 00:20:09	>> Chowder: It's the first thing we ever cooked together. 00:20:12	I saved it 'cause it means a lot to me. 00:20:15	>> Shnitzel: [ Whimpers ] rah! 00:20:18	[ Chomping, gulps ] [ belches ] rad-da. 00:20:25	>> Mung Daal:! 00:20:26	>> Chowder: Yay! 00:20:28	>> Shnitzel: [ Belches ] [ grunts ] >> Mung Daal: Let me call an ambulance, schnitzel. 00:20:33	We better get you a stomach pump. 00:20:34	>> Schnitzel: Radda!