Bad Stitch


 * [Note: No new experiments appear in this episode]


 * [Hämsterviel contacts Gantu while he is playing with this bath toys]
 * Hämsterviel: Gantu!
 * Gantu: Doctor Hämsterviel! I was just practicing my tactical maneuvers.
 * Hämsterviel: I do not care about you plastic amusements! It is your failures at capturing my experiments that sickens me to the bone!
 * Gantu: But, sir, it's not my fault. It's that abomination 626 and that young female Earth form...
 * Hämsterviel: SIIIIIILLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNCE!!! You're good at nothing but the pathetic excuses. That is why I am giving you job to someone infinitely more competent!
 * Gantu: More competent?! But, I...
 * Hämsterviel: You failed me, Gantu! As of this moment, you are fired!
 * Gantu: But... You can't fire me!
 * 625: Ouch, hurts to be you. Listen, a word of advice: Before you go looking for a new job, put on some pants.
 * [Gantu smashes his bath toys in rage]


 * [Lilo and Stitch are playing checkers]
 * Nani: LLLLLIIIIILLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * Lilo: Uh-oh. Nanisaurus Rex is on the rampage again.
 * Nani: Look at these bills! $20 to fix the window Stitch broke, $60 for the new door for the refrigerator, $200 for Mr. Koakini's broken gas grill?!
 * Lilo: It was an emergency gas grilling situation. And we caught the experiment.
 * Nani: That's great, honey, but that's not gonna pay these bills. And that means no hula lessons this month.
 * Lilo: But I need my hula lessons. For self-esteen, personal growth, and development. See? [gestures to her trophy, which is broken in two] I--
 * Nani: Oh, no! He even broke...
 * Lilo: My hula trophy.
 * [Stitch uses his saliva to try to glue the pieces back together, but they immediately fell off]


 * [Pleakley has just finished with his plan to make money in order to pay the bills]
 * Pleakley: And now, the moment we've all been waiting for. The money-making miracle of the ages! [pulls off the tarp to reveal a lemonade stand sign] Ta-da...lemonade!
 * Lilo: That's it? That's your big idea? A lemonade stand?
 * Pleakley: Lemonade stands appear on all your Earth cartoons, and every situation comedy ever written. It's brilliant! Cliche but brilliant! What do you think? [Lilo leaves] Lilo?


 * [Hämsterviel captures Stitch and reverts him to his original evil programming; Gantu enters]
 * Gantu: Hello, I'm here about the ad for aliens. I'm an alien.
 * Professor: You're a fired alien! That's what you are!
 * Gantu: Fired?! What, how would you-- [Hämsterviel pops out of the Professor disguise] Dr. Hämsterviel?! You're suppose to be in prison!
 * Hämsterviel: Three-day furlough! Just enough time to hire a new assistant! [points to Stitch]
 * Gantu: The abomination!
 * Hämsterviel: Yes! With 626's destructive programming in place, he will help me capture the other experiments! You will not! Goodbye! [the door quickly shuts]
 * Gantu: But...
 * [the door opens quickly and Hämsterviel snatches Gantu's flyer]
 * Hämsterviel: Give me that! I recycle! [slams the door again]


 * [Stitch tricks Hämsterviel by smashing a floorboard on his disguise]
 * Stitch: Stitch good?
 * Lilo: Very good! Even without the water bottle of karmic cleansing.


 * [Lilo and Stitch return home]
 * Stitch: [pulls out Lilo's fixed hula trophy] Agata!
 * Lilo: You fixed it! I think it looks better this way.
 * Nani: Lilo, I'm home!
 * Lilo: Stitch fixed my hula trophy! And this time he used real glue.
 * Nani: Why, thank you, Stitch. Looks like that Zen of Dog Training really paid off.
 * Lilo: Not really. He found the path of goodness all by himself.
 * [a shatter sound is heard; Nani looks in the living room to find it a total mess]
 * Nani: What happened?!
 * Lilo: Um, the path kinda went through the living room. We had a little trouble finding the glue.
 * [Nani faints; Stitch laughs]