Lego The Incredibles


 * Tony: So... Friday?
 * Violet: Friday.
 * Underminer: Behold the Underminer! I hereby declare war! On peace and happiness!
 * Mr. Incredible: We're gonna lose him! Trampoline me!
 * Violet: Oh. Tony! Hi. Uhh, this isn't what you think it is--
 * Mr. Incredible: COME ON!!
 * Underminer: WHOOOO HO HO HA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
 * Mr. Incredible: Underminer. We meet again--ahhh!!!
 * Underminer: BUH BYE!!!
 * Mr. Incredible: The Underminer's escaped!
 * Elastigirl: We have to stop this thing befpre it gets to the overpass!! Looks like we have company.
 * Mr. Incredible: Well, this is a MINER inconvenience.
 * Underminer Goon #1: We've declared war on the surface world! You'll never stop us!
 * Mr. Incredible: You guys really should've stayed underground. Didn't think I'd be doing this when I got up this morning! Taking out the trash!
 * Elastigirl: If you think you'll stop us from saving the city, think again! Aw come on! Are these guys multiplying?! BOB! THE MONORAIL!!
 * Mr. Incredible: FROZONE!!! YEAH!!!
 * Frozone: Who's steering this thing, Bob? Their driving is worse than yours.
 * Mr. Incredible: No one! We're trying to stop it!
 * Elastigirl: We need to get past this gear. Can you freeze it in place?
 * Mr. Incredible: Yeah, if it stops, I should be able to smash straight through.
 * Frozone: You got it! Once ice clamp, coming up!
 * Elastigirl: There's nothing here! We need another plan. We have to clear that overpass. OK, if I can get that platform up high enough, Bob should be able to throw me to the overpass! Bob, I'm coming up! I'm going to head up there. Get ready to throw me to that overpass! I probably need to get rid of this cart first. STOP! EVERYBODY STOP!
 * Dash: Heads up, Dad!
 * Mr. Incredible: Dash!


 * Dash: Vi, can you get me over that smelly goop stuff?
 * Mr. Incredible: Be careful! Violet, you've gotta use a force field to get you and your brother across.


 * Frozone: OK, Dash, time to do what you do best!


 * Dash: Oh, yeah, sure thing!
 * Violet: I should be able to gather these bricks in my force field.
 * Dash: Yeah, but we gotta break it first!
 * Violet: I think I've got enough now. We'l get you down, sir!


 * Mr. Incredible: Uh... I gotta get a hold of this... whoa... whoa... whoa!


 * Dash: Oooo, shiny!
 * Mr. Incredible: We'll need one of those bricks to build something! But save the rest of the citizens first.
 * Frozone: ... The citizens first. Yeah, we got this. You sure you're good, Bob?
 * Mr. Incredible: Yep, I'm fine. Thanks. Focus on saying everyone else.
 * Violet: This furniture is kinda cool. I bet I can use my powers to make something from it and save that truck driver.
 * Dash: Won't be as cool as that loop-de-loop I just did.


 * Mr. Incredible: Ooof! Argh! Ow! Ouch! Not good!
 * Violet: Dad, are you okay down there?
 * Mr. Incredible: Yep, all good, sweetie. Just a little stuck. Can you build something to get us inside the tunneler?
 * Frozone: You mean, after we save those citizens, right?
 * Mr. Incredible: Sure, I'll just hang out here. You'll guys have to work together, though!
 * Dash: You got it, Dad! Wooooooohooooooooo!
 * Frozone: Enjoy the ride!
 * Business Man: Argh... uh! Weeeeee! Frozone! Thank you! I'm a huge fan from way back.
 * Frozone: Always happy to help. Now get somewhere safe.
 * Dash: Dad! We got another one!
 * Mr. Incredible: Great job, everyone.
 * Dash: Dad!
 * Mr. Incredible: I'm fine! No! It's breaking through!
 * Frozone: I got this!
 * Mr. Incredible: Kids, we need to get inside the tunneler and get to the engine room. We're almost ready. We just need one more before we can build.
 * Dash: Oooooo, I see one! Up there!
 * Violet: Yeah, but we can't climb up there, so you're gonna have to throw one of us, Dad.
 * Mr. Incredible: You alright up there? Okay, that's the last one. We're ready. Tune for a little DIY.
 * Violet: Sure you can handle that, Dad? You didn't do such a great putting together the barbecue grill.
 * Mr. Incredible: OK, it's showtime.
 * Deavor: They're out in the public again, this is our chance! Follow them--
 * Elastigirl: Dash, Violet!
 * Dash: We're here, Mom.
 * Violet: We're here, Mom.
 * Mr. Incredible: C'mon, the engine room's this way.
 * Elastigirl: You two stay close and don't wander off.
 * Violet: Well, we didn't get very far...
 * Elastigirl: Look. Up there. I should be able to stretch between those points, then you guys can climb across me. Come on, quick! Get over here.
 * Underminer Goon #3: How'd you get in here? Stop 'em, boys!
 * Elastigirl: I'm losing patience with these guys!
 * Dash: Uh-oh, that's Mom's mad face!


 * Mr. Incredible: Hey, maybe we can overheat the engine?
 * Elastigirl: Okay, let's find some extra cool and drop it in.
 * Mr. Incredible: Let's get that cart on the elevator.
 * Elastgirl: Be careful; all this machineary looks pretty dangerous. Violet, we need to power this elevator...
 * Violet: I'm on it, Mom.
 * Mr. Incredible: That's the power source for the elevator. Try making a force field, Vi. Maybe that'll get it moving.
 * Dash: We did it!
 * Mr. Incredible: There's a rail over there I can throw one of you up to. Now tip the coal into the engine to overheat it! It's heating up! C'mon, break, break!
 * Violet: It's not working!
 * Elastigirl: We're almost out of time! We need to pull We need to pull that coolant down. That'll blow the engine for sure.
 * Mr. Incredible: Grr, more? We're getting close to City Hall!
 * Dash: Don't worry, Dad. These guys aren't so tough!
 * Mr. Incredible: Let me get that. Then you can climb up to the coolant.
 * Elastigirl: C'mon! Argh!
 * Violet: Dad, quick, the boiler! You're the only one strong enough!
 * Mr. Incredible: Let's blow off some steam!
 * Elastigirl: GET OUTTA HERE! This thing's gonna blow!
 * Violet: THERE'S NO TIME!!
 * Dash: We did it!
 * Jack-Jack: (Giggles)
 * Violet: Dad-- something else happened today... with a kid... and my mask...
 * Authority: Freeze, Supers!
 * Mr. Incredible: Uh, what did we do? Well, that went poorly.
 * Dash: Did we do something wrong?
 * Elastigirl: Superheroes ARE illegal. Whether it's far or not, that's the law.
 * Tommy: Perhaps you'd be interested in changing that law?
 * Deavor: I LOVE SUPERHEROES! Winston Deavor, you can call me Win. And this is my sister, Evelyn.
 * Evelyn: Hello there, superheroes.
 * Deavor: Let me ask you something -- What is the main reason you were all forced underground?
 * Mr. Incredible: Ignorance.
 * Deavor: Perception. If we want to change people's preceptions about superheroes, we need YOU to share YOUR preceptions with the world.
 * Elastigirl: How do we do that?
 * Deavor: --we need YOU to share YOUR preceptions with the world.
 * Evelyn: We embed tiny cameras like those, into your supersuits. Designed 'em myself.
 * Deavor: All we need now are the superest superheroes. It needs you three! C'mon! Help me make ALL supers legal again!
 * Mr. Incredible: That sounds GREAT!
 * Helen: Mr. Deavor... it's wonderful, but it's too generous.
 * Deavor: Nonsense. That's the least we can do.
 * Dash: THIS... is our new house???
 * Helen: This place is amazing! I can't believe Deavor's just leading it to us!
 * Bob: Yeah, he bought it off some eccentric billionare. Defintely beats teh motel; we can all have a bit more space and... a waterfall...
 * Violet: This is a LOT more space, Dad.
 * Dash: It's huge! I love it! Can we keep it?! Please!
 * Bob: OK, OK, let's all just relax and try to make ourselves at home.


 * Mr. Incredible: Aw man, would you look at that.
 * Elastigirl: That's our city, all right.


 * Deaver: So, you settled in?
 * Elastigirl: Mr. Deaver, this house is incredible!
 * Deaver: Hey, an incredible house for an incredible family, am I right? But that's not why I called. There's trouble down at the waterfront. Nothing you can't handle. It's a perfect opportunity to ease yourself back into Super work. I'll send you the location now.
 * Mr. Incredible: No problem. We're on it.


 * Frozone: Wow, will you look at that? This is my stop!


 * Everlyn: So, what'ya say?
 * Elastigirl: What do I say...?
 * Deaver: Elastigirl!
 * Voyd: Oh wow, ah-- wow! Elastigirl. There you are. I-I didn't -- wow. C'mon, get yourself together, Karen.


 * Evelyn: Elastigirl, it's Evelyn. Bad news; not all the hovertrain track is built. There's about twenty-five miles, but at this speed, it's not gonna last long.


 * Elastigirl: Watch out!


 * Evelyn: My little gadget should take care of them for you.


 * Elastigirl: Come on, you can do this... That slowed me down. Gotta keep going!


 * Elastigirl: Whoo!


 * Elastigirl: Eeee, sorry about that!
 * Deaver: Win again! Elastigirl, I could not be happier! The footage looks amazing. Keep the great work. Do not let me distract you.
 * Elastigirl: Heads up!
 * Evelyn: We're getting some great footage here, by the way.
 * Elastigirl: The crane might help!
 * Evelyn: It's gonna be close. You think you'll make it?
 * Elastigirl: Only one way to find out! NO! DON'T IT'S GOING TOO...... ...Fast.


 * Helectrix: Oh, no! DUCK!!!!!!!! Ugh, uuugh, uuugh, uuuugh, uuugh.
 * Elastigirl: Are you alright? Let's find the brakes!
 * Helectrix: So, runaway train, huh?
 * Elastigirl: We're gonna have to build something to stop this train. First, we need to find materials! You ready, Helectrix?
 * Helctrix: Maybe...
 * Elastigirl: What's in here?
 * Hypnotised Passenger #2: I am in control here!
 * Elastigirl: Something's wrong... It's like they're hypnotized...
 * Hypnotised Passenger #2: Soon the whole city will be under my control!


 * Elastigirl: This is great, but we need more if we're gonna stop the train. We should check in the other cars.
 * Helectrix: Won't we need to bring them together first?
 * Elastigirl: You'er right. Good thinking, Helectrix. Let's find a way to do that. Nice job. You all right?


 * Elastigirl: Everyone stay here. We're going to stop the train.
 * Helectrix: Look! Is that the last piece?
 * Elastigirl: Yes, that's all we need. Time to get back on the roof.


 * Elastigirl: That should do the trick. Hold on to something! Your story better be good! Hey! HEY!


 * Ambassador: I am glad to see you back in your shiny outfit!


 * Waterfront Civilian #1: Elastigirl! Awesome new outfit!
 * Elastigirl: We really appreciate the support, but if you'll excuse us, we have somewhere we need to be.
 * Helectrix: Hi! Hi, there! Don't mind us. We're just a couple of awesome Supers, going about our business. All this attention is kinda great, don't you think?


 * Bob: No no NO--! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! You... have... POWERS!!! Yeah BABY! And there's not a scratch on you!


 * Elastigirl: How ya' holding up? Good, let's be Supers! Just don't look down!
 * Helectrix: Hmm hmm!


 * Elastigirl: We need to get to the other side. There should be a door over there!
 * Helecrix: Should be?
 * Elastigirl: Only one way to find out.


 * Elastigirl: Let's get that door off and see if we can blow the power to these screens.
 * Pilot: Elastigirl?! What are you doing here?!
 * Elastigirl: The Ambassador is in danger, which chopper is she-- LOOK OUT! We need to get to the Ambassador!


 * Elastigirl: Made it! Quick, climb across. We don't have much time!


 * Elastigirl: Just hold tight here. I'll swing across and see what I can do.


 * Elastigirl: The Ambassador's inside! We need to find a way to get in.
 * Helecrtix: We won't get past the engine easily. Maybe that computer could help?
 * Elastigirl: Great job, Helectrix. We should be able to jump around it now!
 * Helecrtix: Yeah, I'm starting to get the hang of this Super Stuff. I think.
 * Screenslaver: Nice entrance. Shame it'll be for nothing.


 * Hypnotised Security #7: I'm back, guys. Let's do this!
 * Elastigirl: Don't look at the screens.


 * Elastigirl: Helecritix, get these screens off now!


 * Pilot #2: Hey wait a minute, Waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


 * Violet: Boys are jerks and superheroes suck.
 * Bob: Good morning...!
 * Violet: He takes one look at me in that suit and decides to pretend he doesn't know me.
 * Bob: Well, if he really did see you, it's best that he forget. I can't tell you how many memories Dicker's had to erase over the years when--
 * Violet: It was Dicker! You told him about Tony....!
 * Bob: Honey--
 * Violet: You had me erased from Tony's mind!
 * Bob: I--well... ehh.. uh.
 * Violet: I HATE superheroes and I renounce them!


 * Deavor: Hey, the Ambassador made a big speech about superheroes today!
 * Helen: That's right.


 * Helen: Who are you?
 * Bob: Honey...? Honey...?
 * Helen: Hmn...? Oh good! Listen. Vi's going through this kind of weird thing with this kid named Tony...
 * Helen: -- I know how to get him!
 * Bob: Tony Rydinger??
 * Helen: Tony Ry--? No, Screenslaver. I need to go back. I need to go back now.


 * Pilot #3: Arrrrrrrrggghh!


 * Screensaver: The Screensaver interrupts this program for an important announcement.
 * Elastiirl: Gotcha. The scanner says this is the place. The Screensaver's somewhere inside.


 * Elastigirl: OK. This time, I think I can get us up there.


 * Elastigirl: This is our way in. You ready to catch the Screenslaver?
 * Reflux: Who? Oh, the Screenslaver! Yeah, him. Sure! Who is it? Wow! The Screenslaver is a real hoarder!
 * Elastgirl: Keep it down, we may not be alone... It did that on purpose.


 * Elastigirl: Hmm, I don't think anyone's home. And it looks like there's something in that cage he doesn't want us to see...
 * Reflux: Well, we better search this place quick. Just a matter of time before I've gotta rest my knees.
 * Elastigirl: I would NOT want to cook in here.
 * Reflux: That's a lot of pizza...


 * Elastigirl: You see anything useful?
 * Reflux: A generator. Don't worry, I got it.


 * Elastigirl: Yeah, um... We need to get to the other side of these shelves. What a mess. Reminds me of Dash's bedroom.


 * Elastigirl: Finally. There it is.
 * Reflux: Remind me never to ask the Svreenslaver to organize my garage.
 * Elastigirl: This is a strange contraption. Looks like it's missing a handle.


 * Elastigirl: Must be around here somewhere.
 * Reflux: That's gotta do something, right? Now what is this gizmo gonna do? Rip the cage open? Smash the floor and make us a tunnel?
 * Elastigirl: Let's see what the Screenslaver's keeping locked away in here.
 * Screenslaver: Elastigirl.
 * Reflux: ...and Reflux!


 * Screenslaver: Take a look of this.
 * Elastigirl: You've gotta be kidding me!


 * Bob: They said it was destroyed. ...they said it was - THAT'S MY CAR!
 * Elastigirl: There he is! Let's go!
 * Reflux: You're the boss... Coming through! Move! Move! We're chasing a criminal, sorry!


 * Elastigirl: You won't get away this time, Screenslaver!
 * Urbem Heights Civilian #1: Move it!
 * Reflux: Screen... slaver! You're... toast... when we... get you!
 * Screenslaver: Goodbye, Elastigirl! It's been fun.
 * Reflux: I'm here too, you know!


 * Elastigirl: I've got an idea! Push that block down for me.
 * Reflux: Look out below! Well need to build something to clear the way up there.
 * Elastigirl: Then let's build fast; he's getting away.
 * Reflux: That was incredible! I haven't had this much fun in years...
 * Elastigirl: That's nice, but we've gotta go, now!
 * Screenslaver: YOU?!
 * Elastigirl: You're gonna have to try harder than that to stop us!
 * Screenslaver: C'mon! C'mon! Open!
 * Reflux: We, were so close.
 * Elastigirl: It's not over. Let's move this elevator!
 * Reflux: Oh boy.
 * Screenslaver: NO!
 * Elastigirl: Actually, that would be yes. This is it, we're gonna catch him!
 * Reflux: Hopefully soon, because I'm getting a cramp.
 * Guy: Elastigirl?! Wh-what happened? Did I give you the wrong order or something? Y-you don't like anchovies, what?
 * Elastigirl: Really? You'd expect me to believe you're just a pizza guy?
 * Guy: Well, yeah. I mean, who did you think I am?!?
 * Bob: I"M DOING THE MATH, I"M FIXING THE BOYFRIEND AND KEEPING THE BABY FROM TURNING INTO A FLAMMING MONSTER!! HOW DO I DO IT?? BY ROLLING WITH THE PUNCHES, BABY!! CUZ I"M MR. INREDIBLE!!! I think I just need a little bit of me time. Then I'll be good to go.
 * Lucius: Oh, you need more than me time, Bob. You need major life realignment on a number of levels. You need some solid, outside-the-box thinking.
 * Edna Mode: Mm, highly unusual. Are you seeing this, Robert? Fascinating. You look ghastly.


 * Deaver: Attention! Attention... I want to thank everyone that came out tonight in support of superheroes. Leaders from more than a hundred of the world's top countries have agreed to MAKE SUPERHEROES LEGAL AGAIN! We'll gather superheroes and leaders from all over the planet on our boat, the EVERJUST, for a televisoned singing ceremony at sea! Oh well... in Rome!
 * Violet and Dash: Wow...! Yeeeah, baby!
 * Bob: Okay... good! Use the thing! See the-- that's the current readout.
 * Dash: He's THERE!


 * Elastigirl: Huh!... You startled me!
 * Voyd: Oh, hey, sorry. I noticed you slipped away. You seemed pre-occupied. Is everything okay?
 * Elastigirl: Yeah, I just needed a breather.
 * Voyd: Sure. Fancy stretching your legs? Oh, I mean sorry, I didn't mean, uh um...
 * Elastigirl: It's fine, Voyd. And, that would be great. C'mon. I actually haven't seen much of this place. Want to go look around?
 * Voyd: Absolutely!


 * Voyd: Oh, my portals! Sometimes I forget I can use them for stuff like this. You know, sneaky, mission-y stuff. Yay! Here we go. Soooo, what are we gonna build?


 * Elastigirl: Interesting.
 * Evelyn: Oh, so this is where you two are hiding. Voyd. I think Winston's looking for you.
 * Elastigirl: Funny.
 * Everlyn: What?
 * Elastigirl: One of Screenslaver's monitors is turned into my supercam-
 * Everylyn: What...?
 * Elastigirl: Isn't that the supercam closed circuit?
 * Everyln: It is.
 * Elastigirl: Then how come Screenslaver has it?
 * Everyln: Maybe he - hacked it...?
 * Elastigirl: What if the pizza guy is REALLY a pizza guy, but he has controlled by the screens built into his glasses.
 * Bob: Hello.
 * Evelyn: Elastigirl is in trouble.
 * Bob: What--?? What happened to her?
 * Evelyn: Sorry to tell you on the phone. Meet me on our ship at DEVTECH.
 * Dash: What's going on?
 * Violet: I dunno. But Dad called Lucius AFTER getting a call about Mom. Then left --
 * Dash: Hello.
 * Voyd: You kids aren't safe. The Deavers sent us to take you--
 * (Frozone arrives)
 * Frozone: Well isn't that redundant!! The Deavers just sent me here to guard the house. ... cuz' the kids aren't safe.
 * Helecrtix: Wanna put up a fight, huh? Fine But you WILL come with us!
 * Violet: Lucious! Jack-Jack's still in his room!
 * Frozone: Don't worry, we'll get him. After we deal wit this guy! Man, this place has everything.
 * Violet: We need to find power for this charger!
 * Dash: Uh, guys, he's literally throwing electricity at us!
 * Helecrtix: This may be a SHOCK, but you aren't going to get out of this one!
 * Frozone: Let's get this party started! Violet, would you do the honors?
 * Violet: Freeze him, Frozone! We've gotta get Jack-Jack!
 * Helectrix: Get them! Stop!
 * Frozone: C'mon, let's get Jack-Jack and get out of here.


 * Violet: Hurry up, Dash. Get in my force-field!
 * Dash: Okay. But where'd this gross stuff come from?
 * Frozone: I think we'll find out soon enough... All right. Let's see what else this house can do!
 * Dash: He's so loud!
 * Frozone: Then let's see how he likes surround sound.


 * Dash: What are we gonna do?
 * Frozone: Well, someone's gonna have to get up there, FAST! Know anybody who's FAST?
 * Dash: Oh! You mean ME? Right. Whooo! Whoa-oh!


 * Violet: We have to get Jack-Jack away from this!


 * Evelyn: Good news and bad news; we found her, she seems physically fien, but she's had encounter with Screenslaver and she's acing kind of strange. In here--
 * Mr. Incredible: Strange how? Helen?
 * Frozone: Dash! We gotta get to my car!
 * Victor Cachet: Oh, excuse me. The shrimp salad doesn't seem to agree with me. Anyway... Now... I have something very important that I'd like to ask you... Dessert by the pool, darling?


 * Dash: Don't worry. I called Dad's Incredible with the remote.
 * Frozone: Smart thinkin'! Now let's just try and stay alive long enough for it to get here.


 * Frozone: We need to get this guy down to our level.
 * Dash: What about Jack-Jack? He has lasers, right?!


 * Krushauer: Yarghhh! Noo!
 * Violet: It worked! Let's get him!


 * Frozone: These dudes aren't smart; there's gotta be a way to use their own attacks against them.


 * Violet: Another one! Keep going!


 * Frozone: Man, where is that Incredible?


 * Frozone: This is our chance! Let's get building!


 * Dash: So awesome! I wanna play!


 * Violet: We can't go to E's. You saw those goggles they put on Lucius. They've probably done the same to Mom...
 * Dash: Okay. No Mom, no Dad. No Lucius. But we have our powers. This car. Annnnnnnd... what?
 * Fast Food Waitress: There you go enjoy your meal.
 * Violet: Thank you!
 * Dash: Jack-Jack, extra hot sauce, just the way you like it. I need to stretch my legs. Wanna race to the boat?
 * Violet: Dash, be serious! We've gotta save Mom and Dad!
 * Dash: C'mon, Jack-Jack can e the judge! Betcha I win...
 * Violet: Fine. Ok, what just happened?
 * Dash: Aw man, it CAN turn into s boat! That thing's awesome! Still gonna beat you to the ship though.
 * Violet: Nearly there!


 * Dash: Wow. This car does anything I say.
 * Deaver: This is a momentous occasion. We agree to UNDO a bad decision, to make sure a few extraordinary gifted members of the world's many countries are treated fairly. To invite them, once again, to use their gifts to benefit the world. Thank you Ambassador, for your early and very CRUCAL support. I can't think of anyone more deserving than you, to be the first signature on the INTERNATIONAL SUPERHERO ACCORD!
 * Violet: Dash! Stop changing the car!
 * Evelyn: If my father had just thought for himself, instead of holding out to be saved by you people, he and my mother would be still alive today. When those robbers broke into our house, he just sat there clutching the end of the phone, waiting to be saved, instead of hiding to the safe room. Our sweet parents were fools to put their lives in anybody else's hands. Superheroes keep us weak.
 * Violet: We need to be stealthy. Dash, can you scout the ship without being seen?
 * Dash: On it! Found 'em! Left, left, second right, first left, right, second left, right, right, BIG right.
 * Jack-Jack: Mama! Mama..
 * Violet: Jack-Jack?! Did you hear that? Stay alert.


 * Voyd: You're going to crush them. What a surprise.
 * Violet: Those two again?! We gotta find Jack-Jack quick.


 * Violet: Great, the door didn't open. Guess we need to fry the electrics some other way.
 * Dash: Is it working yet?
 * Violet: You did it! Now let's go find Jack-Jack. C'mon, we need to catch up to Jack-Jack!
 * Dash: There's no way we can follow Jack-Jack with her watching! Awesome, thanks, Vi! Time for me to go exploring!
 * Violet: And distract her, remember?
 * Dash: Oh, right!
 * Krushauer: What is Voyd's problem with crushing? Crushing best thing there is.


 * Krushauer: What was that?! Voyd - possible intruders!
 * Dash: The coast is clear! Gotta get back to Violet! They're distracted1 C'mon, let's find Jack-Jack before they get back!
 * Violet: A little help here, Dash?


 * Dash: He's in an elevator! So... Who do you think has the coolest powers; Mom or Dad?
 * Violet: Focus, Dash! We have to find Jack-Jack.
 * Dash: I know. But he'll be fine, he has ALL the powers!
 * Violet: He's down there! Come on! Jack-Jack! There you are! I see you!


 * Dash: The doors locked!
 * Violet: I think Jack-Jack can help us with that.
 * Jack-Jack: (Giggles)
 * Dash: Way to go, Jack-Jack!
 * Violet:: Jack-Jack, what have you done?!
 * Jack-Jack: (Laughs)
 * Dash: Something could explode! We gotta get the fire out!


 * Police Dispatch #1: High-speed pursuit, northound on San Pablo. Suspected described as a handbag-snatching non-veral clown. Careful out there, people, it's a MIME field.


 * Mr. Incredible: You know, you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind. Elastigirl.
 * Elastigirl: Mr. Incredible.


 * Elastigirl: Honey!
 * Mr. Incredible: We've still got time. Phew, he's alive.
 * Elastigirl: He's got transportation. Quick, we need to move.
 * Mr. Incredible: Bomb Voyage's men?! What are they doing here?
 * Elastigirl: Well, we can't ask them; mimes are silent. At least we won't have to listen to them while we capture 'em!
 * Mr. Incredible: Alright, looks like we got two options here.
 * Elastigirl: Let's get that platform back down and follow him.
 * Mr. Incredible: It's a big hotel, I'm sure they're insured for this sorta thing.
 * Elastigirl: Don't worry, I can reach it from here... as a stretch.


 * Mr. Incredible: Hey, hey, hey, you better not catch him alone: I saw him first!
 * Elastigirl: Relax, I'm coming back to get you, hold on.
 * Frozone: Hey, Incredible, Elastigirl! Shouldn't you two avoid seeing each other today?
 * Elastigirl: We're being a little FLEXILE with tradition.
 * Frozone: Ha, catch you later! Don't be late!
 * Elastigirl: Frozone's a great guy. I hope he finds somebody special.
 * Mr. Incredible: He's getting the jump on us. I may need to reschedule my evening plans.
 * Elastigirl: Ha, ha, very funny.
 * Mr. Incredible: The bank alarm? There's a robbery underway!
 * Elastigirl: Bomb Voyage's men! They have must been heading to the bank!
 * Mr. Incredbile: Of course. I guess it's time fo rus to go make a withdrawl.


 * Elastigirl: Okay, there's the bank. We'll need to build something to get across.
 * Mr. Incredible: Whatever it is, we gotta do it fast. If I know Bomb Voyage, he's already spent half the city's money on new berets.
 * Elastigirl: Hey, I think I could make it across here.


 * Elastigirl: I'm coming back over. We nearly to do this?
 * Mr. Incredible: C'mon. Hurry up and help us out! I gotta get a jeweler after this. All right, looks like we got what we need. Let's go make a deposit.
 * Elastigirl: You said we were making a withdrawl. So, which pun are we going with?
 * Mr. Incredible: Uh, both. We deposit ourselves in the bank, then we withdraw the bad guys.
 * Elastigirl: Right... Ugh! I can't get across! Okay, you go crack the bad guy, and I'll go get ready for that thing later.
 * Mr. Incredible: Get ready? You look great!
 * Elastigirl: Oh, Bob. I mean, Mr. Incredible... Now hurry up and stop Bomb Voyage!
 * Mr. Incredible: Don't worry, I won't be long; it's just a matter of mime. Wait a minute. Bomb Voyage.
 * Bomb Voyage: Mr. Incredible.
 * Incrediboy: And Incrediboy!
 * Mr. Incredible: Huh? Who are you supposed to be?
 * Incrediboy: Well, I'm Incrediboy!
 * Mr. Incredible: What? No! You're that kid from the fan club. Brophy, B-Buddy, Bu-Buddy. Buddy!
 * Incrediboy: My name is Incrediboy. I am your number one fan.
 * Mr. Incredible: And now you have officially carried too far--. Great! All right, stay behind me, Buddy, and don't do anything stupid. I'll get us out of this.
 * Incrediboy: Don't worry, Mr. Incredible. I can be super too!
 * Mr. Incredible: Yeah, super annoying! Now watch out!
 * Bomb Voyage: Good luck, Mr. Incredible and your incredible puppy.
 * Mr. Incredible: You're slowing down, Buddy. This is serious business. Live are at stake.
 * Incrediboy: I can help! Honestly! I've followed all your missions, seen all your interviews; I know everything there is about you! I am Incrediboy!
 * Mr. Incredible: No. You're just a kid. I don't want you interfering and getting hurt.
 * Incrediboy: My toaster is always breaking. Do bad guys rob banks because crime doesn't pay?
 * Mr. Incredible: Sure, Buddy. Why not. Buddy, I told you not to mess with anything! What've you done?!
 * Incrediboy:I don't know! But if we actually worked together we would've caught him boy now!
 * Mr. Incredible: Enough, Buddy. I work alone. You again! You won't get away this time! He's using the bank's security against us. We've got to be very careful here.
 * Incrediboy: That was awesome! Mr. Incredible and Incrediboy fighting side by side.
 * Mr. Incredible: You're not affiliated with me! Lasers! They're really dangerous, Buddy. Don't let them touch you.
 * Incrediboy: Lasers schmasers. It'll take some than that to stop Incrediboy and Mr. Incredible!
 * Mr. Incredible: This is a good workout. Buddy, watch out for the lasers. I need to get you home in one piece. What are you doing, Buddy? You'll hurt yourself!
 * Incrediboy: I'm helping! See! I'm pretty good!
 * Mr. Incredible: Enough with the games, Bomb Voyage. I find it a-maze-ing that you think this will stop me!
 * Incrediboy: Ha! Good one, Mr. Incredible. 'Cause we're in a maze!
 * Mr. Incredible: Buddy, you still with me? Don't get lost.
 * Incrediboy: I'm right here, Mr. Incredible! He's really throwing down the "gauntlet" with this new maze, huh? Oh boy, another gadget! I can definitely figure out this one.
 * Mr. Incredible: Buddy, we don't have time for more mistakes! I have a very important event to get to tonight! Hold on!
 * Bomb Voyage: No! I will not e beaten by an ape and a baby!
 * Incrediboy: I'll got get the police.
 * Mr. Incredible: No... STOP! There's a bomb! Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing.
 * Incrediboy: I can help you! You're making a mista-Hey!
 * Mr. Incredible: I'm late!
 * (At Wedding)
 * Helen: Cutting it kinda close, don't ya think?
 * Bob: You need to be more flexible.


 * Helen: You know that, don't you?
 * Bob: I do.
 * Priest: I pronunce this couple, husband and wife.
 * Helen: As long as we both shall live, no matter what happens.
 * Bob: Hey come on, we're superheroes. What could happen?
 * News Reporter: In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued... ...by the victims of the L-train accident. Incredible's court losses the Government millions. And opened the floodgates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over. Under tremendous public pressure... ... the government quietly infiltrated the Superhero Relocation Program. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quiet and anonlymously continuing to make the world a better place.