The Virgin

Jerry: Let me ask you something. When's the last time you went skiing? George: About six years ago. Jerry: I think you can take the lift ticket off your jacket now. George: Women like skiers.

Elaine: Marla and I went out for coffee and afterwards I was crossing the street and he was biking right towards me. So I got out of the way just in time, but then he ran into a parked car. He hit his head and everything went flying. George: Something happened to the food?!!