The HIVE Five

Gizmo: I call this H.I.V.E. meeting to order. Now, it's no secret that we've had a rough time. The Titans are everywhere we turn, thwarting our schemes, ruining our lives. But not for much longer, because my latest plan...

[CELL PHONE RINGING] Gizmo: One sec. Hello?

Robin [IN SILLY VOICE]: Hello, is Fred there?

Gizmo: Sorry, you got the wrong number. [HANGS UP] As I was saying, we will no longer be at the mercy of the Titans. Thanks to my latest plan...

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Gizmo: [GROANING] Hello?

Starfire [IN SILLY VOICE]: Hi, I am calling for the Fred. Is he in?

Gizmo: Wrong number! [HANGS UP] The era of the Teen Titans will come to an end, thanks to my latest plan... [CELL PHONE RINGING] [GROANING] Who is it?!

Cyborg [IN SILLY, ROBOTIC VOICE]:Good afternoon, sir. Can I talk to Fred?

Gizmo: [GROANING] There's no Fred here! [GROANING] My latest plan... [CELL PHONE RINGING] What?!

Beast Boy: Yo, yo, yo! This be Fred. Anyone call for me?

[ALL LAUGHING] [CYBORG LAUGHING]

Gizmo: [SCREAMING] The Titans... [SHOOTS HIS PHONE] [GROANING] I hate those guys!

Mammoth: So let's hear your latest plan to crush 'em.

Gizmo: You know what? Forget it. I can't deal with those jerks today. I have a new plan. Let's take the day off.

Jinx: How about instead, we launch a swarm of jerk-seeking murder missiles?

Gizmo: No.

Billy Numerous: Could we train and release a vicious pack of jerk-seeking murder dogs?

Gizmo: No.

Mammoth: Spray the city with jerk-seeking murder fog?

Gizmo: No! What we need is a quiet day of rest and relaxation.

See-More: I get it. Rest, relax, let the Titans think we've gone soft and then, boom! We hit them with the murder missiles!

[ALL CHUCKLING]

Billy Numerous: Yes, sir, jim-dandy!

Mammoth: That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah!

Gizmo: No murder missiles. It's a day off! No chaos, no crime. Just enjoy yourselves, and if you see the Titans do not engage.

Jinx: What if they see us?

Gizmo: Do not engage.

Billy Numerous(s): [DUPLICATES] What if we see each other at the same time?

Gizmo: I said, "Do not engage!" We can't let them upset us! [CELL PHONE RINGING] [GIZMO FLIES SLOWLY TO BROKEN PHONE] Hello!

Raven: Oh, yes, hello. Do you have any olive oil in the house?

Gizmo: Olive oil?

Raven: Well, you better let her go before Popeye gets mad.

Robin: Boom!

[ALL LAUGHING]

Starfire: Olives are the funny.

Gizmo: [SCREAMING] [STOMPS ON PHONE] Rest! Relax! Day off! No Titans! Meeting adjourned! [CRASHING THROUGH CEILING]

[SCENE CUTS TO SEE-MORE DRAWING CARICATURES ON THE BOARDWALK AS CYBORG PASSES BY]

Cyborg: Hey, See-More! I didn't know you were an artiste. All right! Not bad. [CYBORG PATS SEE-MORE, CAUSING HIM TO MAKE A MISTAKE]

See-More: [GROANING]

Cyborg: Hmm, you made this weirdo look good.

[CYBORG THROWS "WEIRDO" OFF THE CHAIR] [SCREAMING]

Cyborg: Now, draw me.[SPLASHING]

See-More: [GROANING] [STARTS DRAWING]

Cyborg: But can you do me a solid and give me a discount? Just kidding, dude. No, but really, I only have five bucks on me. [CYBORG STRETECHES HIS HEAD BEHIND SEE-MORE TO SEE WHAT HE'S DRAWING] What is that? A circle? That's easy, anyone can draw a circle.

[SEE-MORE GLARES AND CONTINUES DRAWING]

Cyborg: How about like this? [POSES]

[SEE-MORE DRAWS AS CYBORG BRINGS HIS HEAD BEHIND SEE-MORE AND STARTLES HIM]

See-More: Ahh!

Cyborg: So, what you got now? Hmm Mmm. Not bad, but how about one of those funny, tiny bodies? [SEE-MORE CONTINUES DRAWING] Yeah. Ooh. Tinier. Funnier. Give me more muscle. Oh! Make me holding Jinx. Yeah, yeah, but give me more muscles. [SEE-MORE PAUSES] Yeah.

[CONTINUES DRAWING]

Cyborg: Ah! Make me surfing.

[SEE-MORE STARTS DRAWING FASTER]

Cyborg: But, like, on a shark. Ooh, ooh, ooh! Make the shark Beastie! Hair! Give me cool hair! Give me more muscle. A shark. Beastie. Jinx.

[SEE-MORE STARTS SCRIBBLING FRANTICALLY] [HANDS DRAWING TO CYBORG]

Cyborg: What? That doesn't look anything like me! Mmm-mmm. This guy's a terrible artist.

See-More: [GASPING]

Cyborg (TO PEOPLE IN LINE): Move it along. Don't waste your money. [CRUMBLES PICTURE, THROWS IT BACK AT SEE-MORE AND WALKS AWAY]

See-More: Curse you, Cyborg! [TEARS WELL UP ON HIS EYE]

[A BLACK CAT PASSES BY, CAUSING TROUBLE ALL OVER JUMP CITY]

Cat: [MEOWING] [WALKS UNDER A LADDER WHERE A MAN WAS WORKING]

[MAN GROANING]

[WALKS PASSED A TEENAGER SITTING ON A BENCH, MAKING IT BREAK]

[JINX, WHO IS EATING A LOLLIPOP, SEES THE CAT WALKING BY, CAUSING MORE CHAOS]

Random Jump City Citizens: Ahhh! [CAR TIRES SCREECHING] [CRASHING] [SCREAMING]

[CAT MEOWING]

Jinx: You and I have a lot in common. We're sleek, we're cuddly. [CAT PURRING] And best of all, we're bad luck. [CAT MEOWING] Come on. Let's have some fun.

[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] [JINX AND THE CAT WALKS AROUND INJURING PEOPLE, BURNING TREES, BLOWING UP A GAS STATION AND MAKES IT RAIN IN THE PARK] [SCREAMING] [SCREAMING] [CAT MEOWING] [JINX CHUCKLING] [CAT MEOWING]

Starfire: Jinx, are you currently engaging in the criminal misdeeds? Are you planning the heist? Are you walking the jay? Answer me!

Jinx: Do not engage...

Starfire: Ooh, kitty! [PUSHES JINX AND PICKS UP THE CAT] [CAT PURRING] Ooh.

Jinx: Hey! That's not your cat!

Starfire: Oh, is she the yours?

Jinx: She's an alley cat. No one owns her.

Starfire: I see. In that case, we will act in accordance with the Law of Felines and let the kitty decide who she will play with!

[CAT MEOWING]

BOTH: Here, kitty! Kitty, here.

Jinx: Come here!

Starfire: Come to Starfire, kitty.

Jinx: Come here!

Starfire: Come to Starfire, Kitty. [CAT STARTS WALKING TOWARDS STARFIRE]

Jinx: Come here!

Starfire: Kitty! Joy! [STARTS PLAYING WITH THE CAT] Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty time, time Oh, the kitty, kitty time meow, meow, meow Oh, how I love the kitties! [ACCIDENTALLY PUSHES JINX INTO A TRASH CAN AND PICKS UP THE CAT]

Jinx: Well, I hate you, and I hate the Titans.

Starfire: "Meow!"

[STARTS RAINING AS JINX GETS ZAPPED BY LIGHNING. A SAFE FALLS ON HER AND BLOWS UP] [JINX GROANING]

[THE SCENE CUTS TO MAMMOTH DANCING]

[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING] [BEAST BOY WALKS BY LAUGHING]

Beast Boy: You call that dancing, bro? Watch this!

Man: # One, two, three, hit me! [BEAST BOY STARTS DANCING]

CROWD: Whoa! [MAMMOTH GLARES]

[MAMMOTH PUSHES BEAST BOY]

[BEAST BOY GRUNTING]

[MAMMOTH CONTINUES TO DANCE] [HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

[BEAST BOY TRANSFORMS INTO A BULL AND PUSHES MAMMOTH] [MAMMOTH GROANING] [BEAST BOY BREAK-DANCES WHILE TRANSFORMING INTO AN OSTRICH AND AN OX] [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[MAMMOTH CONTINUES DANCING] [HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING] [LIGHTS GO OUT] [BEAST BOY DANCES BALLET] [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC STOPS] [BEAST BOY PANTING] [CROWD APPLAUDING AND PICKS BEAST BOY UP]

Mammoth: Beast Boy!

[SCENE CUTS TO A NEARBY BASEBALL STADIUM]

Billy Numerous: Anyone up for a little game? [DUPLICATES]

Billy Numerous Clones: Yes, sir. I could play.

Billy Numerous: Well, let's pick teams.

Billy Numerous #2: Only if I can pick first. Ooh, this is tough. I'll take Billy.

Billy Numerous #3: Yee-haw!

Billy Numerous: Hey, I was gonna pick Billy. I'll take Billy.

Billy Numerous #4: Whoo!

Billy Numerous #2: I'll take Billy.

Billy Numerous: I'll take Billy.

Billy Numerous #2: I'll take Billy.

Billy Numerous: I'll take Billy.

Billy Numerous #2: I'll take Billy.

Billy Numerous #5: Man, why am I always picked last?

[A BILLY NUMEROUS DUPLICATES HIMSELF INTO ENOUGH CLONES TO FILL THE BLEACHERS]

Billy Numerous #6: Looks like it's gonna be a bea-utiful day for a ball game.

[A BILLY NUMEROUS CLONES HIMSELF AND THEY BOTH SELL FOOD]

Billy Numerous #7: Peanuts! Get your peanuts!

Billy Numerous #8: Hot dogs! Hot dogs here!

[A BILLY NUMEROUS PITCHES THE BALL TO THE ORIGINAL BILLY NUMEROUS] [ORIGINAL BILLY NUMEROUS DUPLICATES]

Billy Numerous #9: Stee-rike three! You're out! [DUPLICATES]

Billy Numerous #10: Out? How was that a stee-rike? He missed by a mile. Are you blind? [KICKS SAND]

Billy Numerous #9: I've had enough. [THROWS BILLY NUMEROUS #10] You are out of here!

Billy Numerous' on bleachers: Boo!

Billy Numerous #6: Here's the wind up and the pitch. [BILLY NUMEROUS PITCHES TO BILLY NUMEROUS] [BILLY NUMEROUS HITS THE BALL] Back, back, back, back, back. And it's gone! Home run!

Billy Numerous' on bleachers: Whoo!

[RAVEN IS SEEN NEXT TO A TREE READING A BOOK AND THE BALL HITS HER]

Raven: Ow! [RAVEN LOOKS AT THE BASEBALL STADIUM] [GRUMBLING] [GROWLING] [SCREECHING]

[BILLY IS SHOWN RUNNING AROUND THE BASES] [SKY TURNS DARK]

Raven: You have disturbed my afternoon reading, and now you shall pay! [DUPLICATES HERSELF AND BEATS UP THE BILLY NUMEROUS'] [ALL SCREAMING] [BILLY NUMEROUS' GRUNTING] [RAVENS LEAVE]

Billy Numerous: Man, the Titans ruin everything.

[SCENE CUTS TO GIZMO IN THE H.I.V.E TOWER, WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS ON COMPUTERS IN THE BACKGROUND]

Gizmo: Today, Gizmo, we walk tall.

[GIZMO PUTS HIMSELF IN A ROBOTIC BODY AND WALKS AROUND JUMP CITY BEING TALL]

[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

[GIZMO IS SHOWN GIVING A BOY A HIVE FIVE, PLAYING BASKETBALL, HELPING A LITTLE GIRL GET A HELMET, MAKING FRIENDS WITH A PLANET, AND MOVES THE RAINCLOUDS AWAY FOR A FAMILY TO HAVE THEIR PICNIC]

[GIZMO GIVES A PERSON AND AN ELEPHANT A HIVE FIVE]

[ROBIN WHACKS GIZMO'S HAND WITH HIS STAFF]

[GIZMO SCREAMING]

Robin: Gizmo, I know it's you.

Gizmo [DEEP VOICE]: Ah, no, man. I don't know any Gizmos. [SCRAPING]

Robin: You can't fool me, you little miscreant.

Gizmo: It's not what you think!

[ROBIN ROARING] [ROBIN DESTROYS GIZMO'S ROBOT SUIT]

Gizmo: Ow! [GRUNTING] [STRUGGLING] It's my day off! [ROBIN WHACKS GIZMO'S ROBOT SUIT] Ow! I just wanted to have a good time. [ROBIN WHACKS GIZMO'S ROBOT SUIT AGAIN] And be tall!

Robin: Oh. Very well. [WALKS AWAY]

Gizmo: Titans!

[SCENE CUTS BACK TO THE H.I.V.E. TOWER]

Gizmo:' So, is everyone rested and relaxed?

[JINX, MAMMOTH, BILLY NUMEROUS AND SEE-MORE GROANING]

Gizmo: Good, because I have a new plan.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Gizmo: One sec.

Robin [IN SILLY VOICE]: Yes, hello. Is Cole there? Yeah, uh, Cole. Last name... [GIGGLING] Last name, Cuts. [LAUGHING]

Cyborg: "Cold Cuts!" [GIZMO GROANING]

[ROBIN AND CYBORG LAUGHING]

Cyborg: Like lunch meat!

[CYBORG LAUGHING]

[EPISODE ENDS]