Cleveland Live!


 * Cleveland: Donna's gonna be so supr--
 * Man in audience: You're fat!
 * Cleveland: You know what else is fat? Rudeness!


 * Cleveland Jr.: To Infinity and Beyond!


 * Lester: Wow, Cleveland, you've skipped "fun drunk" and "sad drunk" and went straight to "angry drunk".
 * Cleveland: Okay, now where's the guy who said I was fat.
 * Man in audience : Right here. [Cleveland fires a gun at him]