They Serve Horses, Don't They?

I am sore! What happened? I thought I had a cashew in my pocket, and I was digging around in there for like ten minutes! Kids, can you please get back to work? Gene's injured! Hey...! What do you want, Jimmy? You notice anything different about me? No, thank you. Eh? Eh? I'm tan! Just got back from a week in the Bahamas. We had a blast. Except for Jimmy Jr. He forgot to put on sunblock. Now he looks like a dog's ding-dong. Aw. ‭Yeah. We just have a ton of money right now. I don't care. Please leave. You know, you really do everything wrong, Bob. You spend too much on ingredients. You don't charge enough for your food. You have zero karaoke. And he's got a neck muffin top. ‭Gene. Take for example my new meat guy. Saves me over a thousand a month. What? Really? Yeah, Jack Conway. I call him Jack "Saves Me Over a Thousand a Month" Conway. Well, listen, I got to go. Got to show more people my tan. Hey, look at this! New spindle thingy, straws, toilet paper. Probably should have gotten that a long time ago. Wow, our shopping list is really piling up this month. Hey, if we want to save money, why don't we call that meat guy? What was his name... Jack something? We already have a meat guy. We've been with him for years. Demitri. Yeah, but sounds like this other guy could help us out a little. I mean, it is just a phone call. Yeah, it's just a phone call! Just a phone call. It's a phone call! I'm glad you called. And now you're here. And now I'm here. And I'm sure I can save you guys some money. Well, it's just we only buy the best cuts, so I don't even know if you can... $400. What? Based on what you told me on the phone, I bet I could save you $400 a month without sacrificing quality. Four... $400? That's like $500! Does that sound good to you? (laughing): Sounds good to me. To be honest, it-it sounds too good. Bob, I have relationships with several small cattle farms in Vermont and Ohio. I buy from them at very friendly prices, and I can pass those savings on to you. Hmm, Vermont is nice. (chuckling): Hey, hey, look, if you start buying from me, I could take you up there some time. It's beautiful... the cows love dying there. Aw, I want to see! It's just I'm a little concerned that anyone who does business with Jimmy Pesto is maybe, um, horrible? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. No offense. Oh, no, God, ugh! (chuckles) That guy. I mean, I understand what you're saying. I mean, let's just say this. He is an idiot. But he has great taste in meat distributors. And pants. What? He has nice pants. I thought you said that. I-I never said he has nice pants, Lin. Oh. ‭Listen. Why don't you folks just buy a small box from me today... a sampler, if you will, a little amuse-bouche... and, uh, give it a whirl? You'll see it's the same great quality at a lower price. "Same great quality, lower price." Yep, same great "Q" at a lower "P." Wow, business talk. Hmm, this meat is, um, not great. Teddy, um, what do you think? Tastes good... mmm, mmm. Really? You-you don't think it tastes... kind of weird? Mmm, I don't know, Bob. Eh, maybe make another one. I could tell better. Maybe make a few. No, I don't think this is going to work out. I don't think I'll be ordering again from this guy. No harm, no foul. Hello, Bob! Hugo, what are you doing here? Hi, Ron. ‭Hi, everybody. Ron! Oh, sorry. Truth or dare, Bob? Ooh, dare! Yeah, dare Dad to kiss Teddy! On the lips this time! (groans) You were supposed to pick truth. Your menu clearly states that you serve USDA Prime beef... true? Uh, yes, Hugo, we do serve USDA Prime beef. Wrong! We have photographs of a certain vendor entering your restaurant with a box of meat. Bob, do you know what the term "meat fraud" means? Is it when you try to buy something at a store but, instead of money, you use meat? No. ‭Is it when, instead of paying your taxes, you send the government a ham? No! Meat fraud is the illegal misrepresentation of one protein for another. I'm pro-teen. Go teens! Wait, Hugo, what are you saying? I'm saying that the "beef" inside that box wasn't beef at all. It was horse! Horse?! ‭Oh, my God! (heavy breathing) Ugh, don't feed a guy a horse, Bobby! Calm down, it's okay! Deep breaths. (deep inhaling) ‭Deep. Okay, not like that! (low gurgling) No. (deep gasping) That's it. There she is. I have no other option but to shut you down. Hugo, I swear I didn't know. Well, there is one other option. I thought you just said there was no other option. You assist Ron and myself in our undercover sting investigation of the meat vendor Jack Conway. If you want to save your restaurant, you're wearing a wire and you're working for us, Bob! I believe it's called "rockin' a wire." No, it's wearing a wire.