Electric Shock Showdown


 * "I know why you're surprised. I look like all the other nurses don't I? My first cousin works in Pewter City, and my second cousin works in Viridian City. I think I'm the prettiest one, don't you?" - Nurse Joy
 * "Yeah." - Brock


 * "Hello, I've come for a Pokémon battle, to earn a Thunder Badge." - Ash
 * "Hey boss, another victim for the emergency ward." - Male Assistant
 * "Which one?" - Lt. Surge


 * "Is he the Gym Leader you have to beat?" Misty
 * "Welcome to *hugs Misty* Vermilion Gym! Oh, my next challenge is a cute one. Don't think I'll go easy on you." - Lt. Surge
 * "Excuse me, I'm not the challenger." - Misty
 * "Then who?" - Lt. Surge
 * "Me, that's who." - Ash
 * "Hm? Oh, you. Ok baby." - Lt. Surge
 * "Grr, I'm no baby! My name is Ash Ketchum." - Ash
 * "Heh! I call everybody who loses to me baby." - Lt. Surge


 * "Pikachu, our lucky star is shining today." - Ash
 * "Where? I don't see it. How can you see a star in the middle of the day?" - Misty
 * "I don't mean it's actually shining. Let's go Pikachu." - Ash


 * "A strategy? So they've been plannin' a new way to lose. Go Raichu!" - Lt. Surge


 * "Ok Raichu, give it a Thunderbolt. Shut it down!" - Lt. Surge
 * "What a shocking story." - Jessie
 * "That was quite a tail." - James
 * "And now you've both been pun-ished. *laughs*" - Meowth after punching Jessie and James
 * "Koffing!" - James's Koffing


 * "Drat, we wasted this episode cheering for the good guys." - James
 * "Ahh!" - Jessie and Meowth
 * "Right James. Better luck next time." - Narrator