U.N. Me


 * Yakko:
 * U.N. me, we had a bag of fun
 * Down by the East Riverside!
 * That United Nations there
 * Drives away a fella's care.
 * 183 countries meet
 * Down by the East Riverside,
 * New York, off 42nd Street.
 * Wakko:
 * See foreign states with a grudge
 * Down by the East Riverside.
 * United Nations tries to fix
 * Wars, famine, and oil slicks
 * Boutros Boutros Ghali-gee
 * Down by the East Riverside
 * Leads the General Assembly.
 * Dot:
 * The gift shop will take traveler's checks
 * Down by the East Riverside.
 * German tourists were not rare
 * Buying T-shirts and flatware.
 * Ate pastry from Liberia
 * Down by the East Riverside
 * At the U.N. cafeteria.
 * The Warners:
 * Took a tour with some Dutch
 * Down by the East Riverside
 * We had a guide from Japan
 * Who had a decent pension plan.
 * Saw costly artwork from Brazil
 * Down by the East Riverside
 * On which my soda I did spill.
 * U.N. me, we had a bag of fun
 * Down by the East Riverside
 * Saw flags on shiny poles
 * From lands with lofty goals
 * We'll beat our swords into liverwurst
 * Down by the East Riverside
 * But no one wants to be the first.
 * But then I guess it could be worse
 * Down by the East Riverside
 * But no one wants to be the first.
 * But then I guess it could be worse


 * Wakko:
 * We could still sing one more verse


 * The Warners:
 * U.N. me!