Hizzouse Party

00:00:01	Let's just say she's gonna want this party more than any of us. 00:00:05	[Music stops] ok, this conversation is over. 00:00:09	Move! move, move, move! double it! make time! 00:00:11	Ok! 00:00:13	Go, go, go. 00:00:14	[Whistling] and chelsea? 00:00:20	told them that responsible kids very good. 00:00:30	A little too good. 00:00:34	No ! 00:00:40	Cory? 00:00:44	I just had a vision that I was coming after you. 00:00:45	Why? 00:00:48	Hey, you're the psychic. 00:00:49	You tell me. 00:00:51	Now, if you'll excuse me, I have responsibilities. 00:00:59	[Horn honks] this traffic is terrible. 00:01:07	I'm going to get the map ad see if there's another way. 00:01:09	Nah-uh! 00:01:11	That's why I installed this navigation system. 00:01:13	I even programmed it to respond to the sound of my voice. 00:01:15	Ahem! 00:01:19	Find alternate route, please. 00:01:20	System--woman's voice: Hello, victor. 00:01:22	It knows your name? 00:01:25	Mm-hmm. 00:01:29	System:.. 00:01:32	[Tenderly] for victor. 00:01:33	She's calculating for me, tonya. 00:01:35	I know how to read a map, too, you know. 00:01:38	System:..victor. 00:01:43	" well, that's gonna take us way up into the hills. 00:01:48	[beep] tonya, she's a highly sophisticated computer system that is tracking us by sat she knows what she's doing. 00:01:57	She better. 00:02:04	[Music plays] I never get tired of this song! 00:02:13	I know. 00:02:26	Go, raven! go, raven! 00:02:29	Now, back, back, back it up! 00:02:32	Ye, yeah t up no, you didn't! 00:02:41	Oh, I guess you backedup too far. 00:02:43	This was mom's favorite lam it was a wedding present from grandma! 00:02:46	But it was an accident.oblem solved. 00:02:53	You know what, cory? 00:02:58	I mean, how much could it be? 00:02:59	! 00:03:02	Wow! those antique lamps are expensive. 00:03:03	Where are you gonna get the money to pay for the lamp? 00:03:10	pigsley, I've given to you faithfully over the years, and, um, now it's time to give it back. 00:03:20	that little pigg going to the market. 00:03:24	And you're going all the way home! 00:03:30	Let's see what we've got. 00:03:36	This is it? 00:03:40	You got enough for the lamp? 00:03:43	No, I don't even have enough for the bulb. 00:03:45	Cory, can I borrow some money? 00:03:48	Put the hammer down and we can talk about it. 00:03:52	Whew! 00:03:56	Sorry, I wish I could help, but my money's all tied up. 00:03:58	In what? 00:04:00	A little of this, a at. 00:04:01	I'm diversified. 00:04:03	But what am I gonna do? 00:04:07	At was that thing I wanted to do while mom and dad were away? 00:04:11	Have a party? 00:04:12	Maybe charge an admission? 00:04:14	.t's say we do throw a party. 00:04:18	Mm-hmm. 00:04:19	There has to be rules, cory! 00:04:20	And that is, all right, when we have this party, .. 00:04:25	.. 00:04:28	And totally under control. 00:04:31	[Loud music playing] ok, this partyof control! 00:08:26	Break it down over there. 00:08:30	Get off the couch.me on, man. 00:08:35	At'll be 5 bucks. 00:08:36	Come on in. 00:08:40	That'll be 5 bucks. 00:08:41	Eddie, this party is way out of hand. 00:08:44	And pretty soon, it's gonna be way off of the hook. 00:08:47	Everybody jump! 00:08:52	[Telephone rings] [ring] hello. 00:09:00	Hello. this is reverend mattson. 00:09:01	Uh, reggie madison? 00:09:03	I was supposed to come over tomorrow, but I'll be in the neighborhood so I thought I'd stop by tonight. 00:09:09	Oh, ok, sure. come on over, reggie. 00:09:11	Hey, who was that? 00:09:14	I don't know, but he kinda sounded cute. 00:09:18	Hey, everybody, into the pool! 00:09:22	Whoo! whoo! 00:09:25	Wait a second! we don't have a pool! 00:09:30	System:3 miles, victor. 00:09:36	3 wide open, traffic free miles. 00:09:42	Thanks. 00:09:45	System: Anything for you, victor. 00:09:46	[Sultry voice] anything for you, victor. 00:09:49	What? 00:09:53	I got the polite model. 00:09:54	Well, your polite little friend here has us on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere. 00:09:57	Tonya, relax. this is a shortcut. 00:10:00	3-- [car braking] " that's impossible. 00:10:08	Mm-hmm. 00:10:11	System: It appears I've made an error. 00:10:12	My bad, victor. 00:10:14	Oh, don't worry about this. 00:10:16	No way you were gonna know that the road-- ! 00:10:20	We have to get back to the freeway. 00:10:22	You realize we're never gonna make the wedding now. 00:10:24	You are one big waste of money. 00:10:26	Tonya, please don't talk to sasha that way. 00:10:31	You named her? 00:10:34	No. no! no! 00:10:36	see, um, sasha stands for, um, uh, safe arrival system helping americans. 00:10:46	Victor, you just made that up. 00:10:50	You know, I can't believe you are in love with a stupid gadget. 00:10:52	That is ridiculous. 00:10:55	And don't call sasha stupid. 00:10:57	get us back to the freeway pronto. 00:11:00	I told you she only responds to my voice. 00:11:04	I was talking to you, victor. 00:11:10	Hey! hey! what kind of game is that? 00:11:14	That is my dad's good pot. 00:11:16	Get off the counter, or I'll getcha. 00:11:19	haven't we made enough money to pay for the lamp yet? 00:11:23	besides, we've got bigger problems. 00:11:27	there's a lot of hungry people around here and no food. 00:11:30	Hey, rae, do you think it's ok if I put this out? 00:11:33	my dad made that for me and cory. 00:11:42	Well, at least l my fingers. 00:11:46	Cory, did you order a mechanical-- yes! 00:11:51	Now we can get this party started! 00:11:52	A mechanical what? cory! 00:11:55	A mechanical what, cory? 00:11:56	Man! ok, you know what? this party is over. 00:11:59	Ok, people, hello. 00:12:01	I want to thank you all for ming. 00:12:05	Now I want to thank you all for leaving. 00:12:07	So if you would exit the rear and get the-- hello. ok, um, party in the living room. 00:12:22	Salami break. 00:12:25	follow the th attack. 00:12:38	Hello, reverend mattson. ha ha. 00:12:42	we gotta get that spring fixed. 00:12:45	I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I'd drop by with jubilation to give you your letter of recommendation. 00:12:53	Right. and I thank you and much appreciation. 00:12:57	And I know you have to get back to your congregation. 00:13:01	it was such a pleasure to write about a young woman of such fine character and strong moral values. 00:13:10	[Loud music starts] oh, that's my jam. 00:13:16	No. no. stop. 00:13:18	Stop. 00:13:22	Are you ok? 00:13:25	Yes, and, uh, thank you for asking. 00:13:27	Now I'll jus loud. 00:13:31	You know what? that's actually next door. 00:13:33	Re well, then she must be hip-hopping. 00:13:50	Oh. 00:13:53	There you go. 00:13:58	Raven, what in the world? 00:14:02	Um, you know what? faultyozzle. 00:14:05	If you put cheese in a can, you're just asking for trouble. 00:14:10	I know, ok. 00:14:12	Soifxit th yes. well, uh, good luck with your internship. 00:14:18	And good luck with your flock. 00:14:22	Yes. ok. 00:14:25	Oh, what n? 00:14:29	Go! go! 00:14:37	Cory, a mechanical bull? 00:14:40	00 a .. 00:14:46	That was so fun, rae. 00:14:50	I'm goa do it again. 00:14:51	All right, cory. I'm next. 00:14:55	You're gonna ride the bull? 00:14:59	Sure. I rode one at vegetarian dude ranch. 00:15:00	Cept it wasn't a bull. it was a cabbage. 00:15:03	Ok, so you do realize that the reverend was just here? 00:15:06	Well, did you get your letter? 00:15:09	Yes, I did. 00:15:10	And we earned enough money to pay for the lamp. 00:15:11	We did? 00:15:14	Yes. so relax. 00:15:15	Yeah, right. have some fun. 00:15:17	Enjoy the party. 00:15:19	Yeah. you're right. 00:15:20	I might as well enjoy it. 00:15:22	well, it's no cabbage, but it sure is fun. whoo! 00:15:29	You didn't have to unplug her. 00:15:32	You didn't have to name her. 00:15:35	Well, I guess I did get a little attached. 00:15:38	Well, maybe I did get a little jealous. 00:15:47	Well, looks like we're never gonna make it to the wedding. 00:15:51	What do you wanna do? 00:15:55	I guess we should just head home. 00:15:57	I hope sasha can get us back to the freeway. 00:16:00	..i did see a sign for a little country inn. 00:16:04	Maybe we can have our own little vacation without the kids. 00:16:08	Whoo, my, my. 00:16:13	[Knock on door] raven? 00:16:18	I seem to have forgotten my glasses. 00:16:19	Oh. 00:16:27	[Kids roar] aven! raven! 00:16:36	Raven! raven! raven! 00:16:38	Whee-hah! 00:16:44	How did this bull get in here? 00:16:47	And how did I get on it? turn this off. 00:16:50	Turn it up! ok. 00:16:53	Turn it off! 00:16:55	Aah! 00:16:57	Sorry. my bad. 00:17:05	How y'all doing, reverend? 00:17:09	Raven, what's going on here? 00:17:10	.. 00:17:13	.. 00:17:15	Study group. 00:17:19	And we were just at the part where they started .. 00:17:22	..who rideth longest on this bull... 00:17:30	Shall receive, uh, forgivethness. 00:17:38	Looks to me like you were having a party while your parents are away. 00:17:44	see, now I can see how you can get that impression, but if you take away the music, the people, and, um, the mechanical bull, it's all very innocent. 00:17:59	Yeah! whoo! 00:18:01	Yo, check it out. 00:18:03	We just put 12 kids in your bathtub, man. 00:18:07	Matthew? 00:18:09	Dad? 00:18:10	Party over. 00:18:15	see you sunday, reggie I'll see you all sunday. 00:18:22	And I'll seet home. 00:18:28	Ray disappointed in you. 00:18:32	And I'm going to need that letter back. 00:18:35	Oh, reverend. 00:18:37	I've been waiting for this internship all year. 00:18:39	I'm sorry, raven. 00:18:42	But you should've thought about that before you threw this party. 00:18:45	W-wait-- cory, not now. 00:18:48	This is all my fault. 00:18:49	Continue. 00:18:51	My sister shouldn't get any of the blame for this. 00:18:55	I made raven think she broke an expensive lamp. 00:18:58	But it really was a cheap imitation. 00:19:01	And I was gonna put the real lamp back and keep all the money from the party. 00:19:05	Owcoetdongs. 00:19:07	But this has to be the worst. 00:19:11	I know, I know. 00:19:13	I hope you're not telling mom and dad. 00:19:14	Oh, don't worry, cory. she won't. 00:19:17	'Cause you'll probably want to tell them yourself. 00:19:19	I will? 00:19:22	I mean, I will. 00:19:25	And, raven, even though you showed some poor judgment, any sister who has a little brother willing to speak up on her behalf must be a pretty good person. 00:19:41	Have fun at your internship. 00:19:44	[Squeals] but not too much fun. 00:19:48	Aah! thank you, reverend. thank you! 00:19:50	Thank you, reverend. drive safe. 00:19:53	[Door closes] now it's time to deal with you. 00:20:00	Hey, I said I was sorry. 00:20:02	Oh. oh, no. I'm not about to hurt you, cory. 00:20:05	I'm gonna give you a kiss for stepping up for me. 00:20:09	No, raven, no! no! 00:20:12	Hey, ah, that was my vision. 00:20:14	Come here. 00:20:17	No. no! no, rae, no! 00:20:24	Dad, c omomomomome on! it's been 2 weeks. 00:24:18	My han are gonna brmanently pruney. 00:24:22	Hey, both of you knew having that party was wrong, so you both be doing these extra chores for a long, long, long time. 00:24:30	Are you ever gonna trust us to be alone again? 00:24:32	.. when you're 30. 00:24:34	Besides now, your mom's got a new gadget. 00:24:38	I don't know when I'll ever get her out of the house. 00:24:40	Yee-hah! 00:24:43	Mama ride! 00:24:45	Mama ride! 00:24:47	Captioning made possible byabc cable networks group captioning performed bythe national captioning institute, inc. 00:25:40	s an baren se yet d on b Oh, look! It's time for Green Valley. 00:25:51	veutho Amber's cretoyiend is, or I'll die. 00:25:54	Check it out-- it's Clover and Daisy. 00:25:58	Do you remember when we used to, like run home from kindergarten to see this show? 00:26:02	Yeah. I mean, how did we ever like this show? 00:26:04	It's so dumb-- I mean, an elephant and a mouse? 00:26:06	And lookus nwe're almostriving Well, plus or minus a few years. 00:26:14	aisy's magic train! BOTH: ♪ It's Clover and Daisy's magic train, choo-choo! ♪ 00:26:22	d juay "Ch-choo"? 00:26:30	Coming to your town soon it's the Magic Train Live! 00:26:35	I watch it whenever I can. 00:26:38	I tape them. 00:26:40	No wonder we're best friends. 00:26:41	Captioning sponsored by THEU.S. DEPARTMENT Of education ♪ 00:27:26	goingto concerts not to seeCloser and Daisy Live. 00:27:28	Although, we could consider ita rain check. 00:27:30	u know, we did miss the chanceto see Sorrrep thros ag ( camera shutter clicking ) The rain checkthing won't work. 00:27:41	just look like losers sitting arounda bunch of little kids. 00:27:44	We'll just have to wait till we have our own kids. 00:27:46	And pray they likeClover and Daisy, too. 00:27:48	Well, we'll be the parents--we'll be able to force them. 00:27:52	MIRANDA:Although we could go if we had to... baby-sit. 00:27:57	LIZZIE:Ah... 00:28:00	cover, if you will. 00:28:01	Hey, Matt, since I'm sucha nice older sister... 00:28:04	You are? 00:28:07	Mm. Miranda and I have decided to rearrange our very... very busy schedules to take you to see Clover and Daisy. 00:28:12	( laughs ) Good one. Clover and Daisy? 00:28:18	I'm way too old for that show. 00:28:21	And they're so dorky and babyish. 00:28:24	And that's why we love them. 00:28:26	I guess that's a no. 00:28:29	Come on, Matt-- it'll be really really fun. 00:28:32	I'll buy you candy. 00:28:32	Leave me alone-- I got work to do. Move. 00:28:34	( groans ) both screaming ) That thing's alive! 00:28:48	It's a beaut, isn't it? 00:28:49	Two years of hard work avoiding Mom... and the vacuum. 00:28:59	And finally, it's ready for thd toee. 00:29:04	Welcome to the McGuire's Museum of Dt, Stains and Grime! 00:29:09	Don't tell Mom and Dad about this. 00:29:13	Matt, that is dirt; it's not a museum. 00:29:15	It's not even a collection. 00:29:17	Oh, how wrong you are. 00:29:20	This is my Mona Lisa. 00:29:21	Can I take you on a tour? 00:29:24	I think I need some help with the description of the, uh, toilet mildew. 00:29:28	I'm just not sure it... flows. 00:29:30	Uh, sorry. Can't. 00:29:32	More to the point, ugh! 00:29:39	Clover and Daisy once again.rdo's cousin Taylor. 00:29:45	Yeah. Uh, hey, Gordo. 00:29:47	Oh, morning, ladies. Listen do you think you're cousin Taylor would want