The Limit


 * Mom, instead of milk, can we have chocolate milk?
 * No.
 * Instead of eggs, can we have chocolate eggs?
 * No.
 * Instead of bread, can we have chocolate bread?
 * No. Richard, can I get a little help here, please?
 * Sure. Here kids,  stop bothering your mother and eat this chocolate.
 * What the...?! Well what's the point in dragging us here if we're not getting some kind of treat?
 * Because we're having a nice family outing and that should be  a reward enough.
 * Don't you dare.
 * I want that chocolate!
 * Oh Mommy, I want some chocolate. I'm sorry, little sausage, but you had too much candy this week.  WAH WAH WAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!  Now all the little sausages are punished and going to have to wait in the car.
 * Don't you dare.
 * I want that chocolate!
 * Oh Mommy, I want some chocolate. I'm sorry, little sausage, but you had too much candy this week.  WAH WAH WAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!  Now all the little sausages are punished and going to have to wait in the car.
 * Oh Mommy, I want some chocolate. I'm sorry, little sausage, but you had too much candy this week.  WAH WAH WAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!  Now all the little sausages are punished and going to have to wait in the car.

Huggly Bites

 * This is the face she's gonna get when she comes back.
 * Eh, pretty good, but this is how you do a sulky face. It's all in the detail.
 * Eh, it would be better if it throbbed.
 * No problem.
 * I can't believe we've wasted a day at the mall without getting anything.
 * You know what we should do? We should make full-sized paper models of ourselves, set the car on fire, and push it off a cliff to teach Mom a lesson.
 * Uh, I think I have a better, less horrific idea.
 * Customer announcement! As support for our campaign, Huggy Bites are offering a life-time supply of jelly beans for the first to mega-hug the blue lady in aisle 3.
 * Huh?
 * Huggy Bites. More love than you can chew.
 * No! Get your hands off her! That's my wife!
 * If anyone's going to win those Huggy Bites, it's me!
 * Hey, what is going on here?
 * Please don't tell!
 * You should be ashamed of yourselves. What would your poor mother thinks about this kind of behavior?
 * What would it take, to make all this, go away?
 * 80-20 and throw in some huggy bites as well for tricking me into those poor customers.
 * THAT'S IT! I'M TELLING! Ms. Mom, we came up with this really clever idea to get candy behind your back then Mr. Dad caught us and now he really wants some bags of Huggy Bites...
 * Nicole: [popping her her out from under Richard and staring angrily at Darwin]
 * [smiling nervously and turning back]...aaaaaaand it's back to the car
 * What would it take, to make all this, go away?
 * 80-20 and throw in some huggy bites as well for tricking me into those poor customers.
 * THAT'S IT! I'M TELLING! Ms. Mom, we came up with this really clever idea to get candy behind your back then Mr. Dad caught us and now he really wants some bags of Huggy Bites...
 * Nicole: [popping her her out from under Richard and staring angrily at Darwin]
 * [smiling nervously and turning back]...aaaaaaand it's back to the car

I'm the man!!!

 * [trying to sound like Nicole]: your children deserve a better example, you need to grow up, don't forget your appointment at the cardiologist! BORING! discipline, I'm not a punisher! I'm a fun-isher! and she's not the boss of me!
 * have you ever told her this?
 * Huh YEAH! lots of times... in my head.
 * what about to her face?
 * nah kids, she'll snap me like a twig
 * okay, I think we need to work on this.
 * [back at the shop]
 * [yelling at Richard]: let's go through one last time, WHO ARE YOU?
 * [yelling at Richard]: let's go through one last time, WHO ARE YOU?
 * [yelling at Richard]: let's go through one last time, WHO ARE YOU?


 * I'm the man!


 * and what does man do?


 * whatever the heck he wants!


 * and WHY?


 * because I'm a beautiful powerful animal!


 * [yelling] then let me hear you roar!


 * [roars like a cat]


 * Now suck that gut in! [Richard sucking in his gut] tint those pecks! *forces his nipples to stay upright* uh... and how do you feel?


 * MAN-TASTIC!


 * GOOD! now go and get us some candy!

you're gonna listen to me and you're gonna listen good! I've got an attack now!

[Nicole's head is still turned back from Richard]


 * HEY! you listen to the man when he's talking!

[Nicole turns back and gives a powerful and deadly stare to Richard which scares Richard away]

Everybody's getting candy!!!

 * [gasp] I've got an idea!


 * Alright, let's hear it


 * Super markets are designed to sell you stuff that you didn't even know you want it. everything counts, from the height of the product, to what is placed next to.

[the person who Anais demonstrates as a costumer]:[picks a bread and a cheese] ah! I want a cheese sandwich!


 * The music is important too. But more than anything. you wanna make them think it's a bargain.


 * You paranoid nut ball! that stuff doesn't work!


 * Then why are you holding a basket full of lipstick?


 * Three colors five dollars! And be stupid not to buy it!

[As Anais stares at him, Gumball realizes what she's saying]


 * This, is, perfect! If we use this trick on Mom, we can get anything we want! It's foolproof! [starts singing happily] Who's getting candy? [points at Darwin] awww you're getting candy!


 * I'm getting candyyyyy! He's getting candyyyyy!


 * I'm getting candy? she's getting candy! [points at Anais]


 * I'm getting candy, you're getting candy, he's getting candy, he's getting candy, she's...


 * [appears from behind them and yells]: get back to the car!!!

Massage and Makeup!!!

 * [approaches Nicole] Excuse me, madam, but maybe you'd like to try...


 * [yells furiously] Maybe WHAT? Maybe you know better about disciplining my family than I do?! Maybe I shouldn't be screaming like a lunatic in the mall?!


 * [speaks nervously] No, no, no. I just thought maybe you'd be interested in a...


 * [continues yelling] WHAT?!


 * [continues] ...free relaxing massage on aisle 13?


 * [continues yelling] Well maybe I am!!! Thank you for the kind offer!


 * [on the chair] [sighs] Oh yeah... After the day I had, that's just what I needed to...  [a broken bone sound]  [Gasps]  I cant move! What did you do? Can you undo what you just did?


 * A...Actually, I...I need to go speak to my manager, 'cause I normally work on the deli counter and I... I gotta go.


 * WHAT? You can't leave me like this! [Sighs] Huh?


 * Why aren't you in the car?


 * Well, here's the thing: We have all been through a lot today and... [Chuckling] I was thinking, wouldn't it be better if you just bought us a treat from the supermarket?


 * Never!!!


 * Hmm... I see. then how about... A free makeover session?


 * No! No! Not the eyebrows!


 * Its nothing personal, Mom.


 * Its just business!!!


 * [Nicole straightens her back] Rrrrrr... uh!!! [She then furiously points at Richard, Gumball, Darwin and Anais, telling them to get back in the car]

,, and : [Sigh]

No! It's not over.

 * [Sobbing]


 * [Sobbing] I can't believe it ended up like this!


 * The whole afternoon ...wasted!!!


 * The important thing is, we tried... even if, [cry] we failed!


 * No! It's not over! There's one more thing we can do, but you have to do exactly what I say!


 * [Struggling to eat a candy bar taken right fron the supermarket shelf] I...I...


 * Come on son, eat it!


 * I just cant take stuff without paying for it!! [His hand suddenly slaps his face] I have been raised too well.


 * Oh come on! Its not that difficult! You open the bag [Opens candy bar], you eat the candy [Munches on the candy], you put the bag back where it was, and no one will ever know.

[Richard splits the candy out back in its paper]

Nicole's Limit

 * Let me get this straight. I asked you to finally step up as a father, and set a good example for your children, and the way you interpreted that was to take them shoplifting?


 * [Sighs]


 * Thats it. I think you've all done it. You have finally pushed me over [Laughs].


 * Over what?


 * The Limit!


 * Does that mean we can get a candy bar?


 * You need to RUN! [Her eyes shone up and start glowing] NOW!


 * What's wrong with Mom?


 * That's not your mother anymore! That's a whirlwind of fury!


 * [To the other supermarker shoppers] Get out of the way! She is out of control!


 * Whoa! [He trips on a bunch of candies, as Nicole closes in] [screams]


 * Gumball!


 * I don't want the candy anymore! Huh? [Nicole runs past Gumball]


 * Watch out Dad! It's you she wants!


 * Somebody please help me!


 * Freezes, ma'am! [steps in front of Nicole with a taser in his hand] Please, don't make me do this!


 * I wasn't trained for this. Please, somebody help me!


 * You need help?


 * Yes, please, please, I'd do anything!

[as Nicole charges straight to Richard, Richard screams as Nicole continues to charge straight at him, but hits the TV that Richard was standing next to instead]


 * Free samples Sir?


 * Ooh! [Looks at Nicole] Ahh! [Munches, then he uses the paper plate to throw at Nicole, but since the plate is made of paper, it merely floated upward, then falls down the ground]. huh.


 * Aah! I'm finished!


 * Dad, can I have some candy?


 * Sure, son. Just don't tell your mother.


 * [in a deep scary voice] Richaaaaaard!!!!!


 * Dad, stop sweating, you are gonna give it away!


 * Easy for you to say! It's not you she is after!

[both Gumball and Richard start screaming as Nicole gets closer]


 * Darwin, Anais, now!


 * Sorry Mom, we just need you to cool down for a minute.


 * Yeah, what kind of example are you giving the kids?


 * Oh... my... gosh... What am I doing? I am so sorry. I completely overreacted. What kind of mother am I?


 * No, it was me! What am I? A fat man-child! A chubby Peter Pan!


 * We didn't respect your authority, Mom. We know you're only doing it for our own good.


 * And when a parent says no, they mean no.


 * [Sigh] I hope you can forgive us.


 * [Sigh] Of course, sweetie. Every child tests the limit from time to time, and most husbands do that all the time. [Everyone takes a breath of relief then a family hug]. Let's go home. I'm exhausted. [Nicole and Richard, arms over eachother's shoulder, walks away to the parking lot].


 * [Speaks nervously] Has she gone?


 * Depends. Do you have what you promised?


 * Thanks.


 * Thank you.


 * Thanks.


 * Please... never come back.