Captain America Hates Captain Marvel


 * (At Avengers Heaquarter)
 * Nick Fury: Alright guys, I have an announcement to make. We have a... new member of the team!!!
 * Spider-Man: Oh my gawd, this is it, I can't believe I can finally meet her in person!
 * Spider-Man (Miles): I don't think my heart can take it, dude.
 * Nick Fury: Let me introduce to you... the first female Marvel superhero to get her own solo movie.
 * Black Widow: (Sobbing)
 * Nick Fury: