Fantastic Megan Fox / MAD vs. Wild

Megan Fox: [Whistles, clicks tongue]

Megan Fox: What a looker. But what's the point of being a fox if the world can't see how foxy I am? I mean what do they have that I don't have? So what if Kristen Stewart have gorgeous hair, Scarlett Johansson has beautiful...eyes, or Angelina Jolie have luscious lips? Actually, that is a big list. But you know what's even bigger? My desire to be as fantastic as them. So look out, Hollywood. Tonight, Megan steals her way to stardom!

[Title card: Fantastic Megan Fox]

[KRISTEN STEWART'S DRESSING ROOM]

Kristen Stewart: Uhh looking too happy again. Better work on that frown some more. What? A fox!

Megan Fox: Ah, thanks. I think so too! [She put Kristen's hair]

Kristen Stewart: Ahh!

Megan Fox: [Whistles, clicks tongue]

Kristen Stewart: Now I really have a reason to frown. Nope still not enough.

[SCARLET JOHANSSON'S HOLLYWOOD MANSION]

Scarlett Johansson: [She dives into her pool and sees a fox] I must be seeing things.

Megan Fox: Not for long! [She put Scarlett's eyeballs]

Scarlett Johansson: What the cuss? You're crazy!

Megan Fox: Yeah, crazy like an..... actress!

[ANGELINA JOLIE'S BABY NURSERY]

[Babies crying]

[Claps]

[Crying stops]

Angelina Jolie: Good night, my babies. [She looks into one of the carriges and sees Megan in disgiuse]

Megan Fox: Pucker up!

[She puts Angelina's lips and leaves them on]

Megan Fox: Finally, I can show the world the real me, the fantastic Megan Fox.

[Dreamy music plays]

[Knock on door]

Megan Fox: "Big Hollywood Movie"? You couldn't script this! [a cage drops down on Megan]

Scarlett Johansson: Did we get her? [Angelina turns her the right way] Thanks.

Kristen Stewart: Give us back our looks or we'll have to take character roles.

Scarlett Johansson: Yeah!

Angelina Jolie: Mmm.

Megan Fox: [Whistles, clicks tongue, she digs her way out of the cage]

Kristen Stewart: Stop her! [Scarlett tackles Angelina] Not her! Her! [Megan continues to dig through the ground]

Director: What do you mean someone stole their looks? What do I care? I can't tell these girls apart anyways. Just send over the current hottie. [Megan makes it to the director] Wow. That was fast. Are you from Fox?

Megan Fox: I sure am.

Director: Then lets roll. We're gonna make you a star, baby.

[Dreamy music plays]

Director: What a beauty. Just, uh, stay on the close up. Will you? 'Cause she got the weirdest thumbs.

Megan Fox: [Whistles, clicks tongue]

Bear Grylls: I'm Bear Grylls, and right now I'm heading into the wild to show you how to survive with nothing more than your wits, and of course a 20 person emergency crew. (The 20 person emergency crew is shown) I think we're here. (Screeeeeeeeee... CRASH!)

(Title card: MAD vs. Wild)

Bear Grylls: If you find yourself stranded in the forest, don't panic. I'm gonna show you how to find food in a pinch. (The van drives away.) '''AAAAAHHHHH! '''(Cuts to the trees.) The forest is virtually teeming with wild life. One place to look for food is dump areas, like this rotten tree stump. (he smashes through the tree stump) Look, a snail!

Gary: Meow?

(he eats Gary the Snail)

Bear Grylls: You probably shouldn't eat the shell.

(choking, Bear Grylls face turns purple, he spits out the snail)

Gary: Meow?

(zoom in the lake)

Bear Grylls: I'm starting to get really hungry, fortunately I stumbled across this pile of fresh fish. (Bear Grylls looks both ways) You have to be careful, these were probably caught by a wild animal, that could still be in the area.

(zoom in to Winne the Pooh, Kidee music playing)

Bear Grylls: Awwww. Look! I remember you from my childhood.

Winnie: ROOOOOOAR!!!

(Bear Grylls gets scratched by Winnie and runs away, he smashes into the camera and reboots, Bear Grylls is still panicking and gets pulled back)

Bear Grylls: Fish are overrated anyway, if you want a real meal, try building a trap like this. (Bear Grylls captures the bunny) Got him. Uh-oh! (Winnie traps Bear Grylls and goes into the trap attacking Bear Gryls some more, he tries to escape but is pulled back several times) Getting weaker, must eat. Now if you're really quiet, you might be able to sneak up on some hamburgers.

Mitchie Torres: Hey! What do you think you're doing?

Jason Gray: Yeah, this is Camp Rock, not "Camp Steal Our Hamburgers"!

Nathaniel "Nate" Gray: Wait a second. Isn't that the guy from MAD vs. Wild?

Shane Gray: Yeah, he's not enrolled here!

Bear Grylls: Wait! I-I can explain. No I can't. (he runs away and finds the van) Look, the van. Come on! (he jumps into the van) GO! GO! GO! GO! Whew, thank goodness we're safe. (He turns around to find out that Winnie is driving, he escape but is pulled back)