The Straight A-Team / Gaming's Next Top Princess

Narrator: In 1982, a group of students went to detention for a crime they probably committed. Today, they're still working of their punishment. They survived as below average tutors. If you've got a problem, if no one else can help, if you are struggling to make the honor roll, maybe you can hire... the Straight A-Team!

[Title card: The Straight A-Team]

CRASH!

Teacher: Aah!

Hannibal: Who wants extra credit?

The A: Don't worry about that test, kid. We're here to help you.

Murdock: Ooh hoo ooh. Come on, get in.

Alan: Not really suppose--

The A: No time for jibba-jabba. Let's go!

Teacher: Aah!

BUMP!

The A: Oh, come on! Dang it. Gotta jiggle it here.

BUMP!

The A: Oh, not quite. Oh, here we go.

CRASH!

Hannibal: Okay, little Timmy needs our help to get straight A's.

Alan: Actually, it's Alan and are you sure you guys are tutors? You look like mechanics.

Face: We're both. We're... mech-utors. Who do you think taught these guys how to built cool things outta nothing?

Ferb: Uhh--

Cannibal: Okay, here's the plan. The A, you go undercover and help him ace his history class.

Alan: Hmm... "Important event that takes place in 1849".

The A: Hey, fool! (Shows his fists, which say "GOLD RUSH")

Alan: "Gold Rush". Isn't that cheating?

The A: I've got the whole Declaration of Independence on my butt! (BHHT!) Sorry, that was a dishonorable discharge.

Hannibal: Murdock, you go create a distraction while Face gives him a hand in art.

(Murdock crashes a piece of art while Face switches Alan's drawing to the Mona Lisa.)

Face: Straight from Paris.

(Murdock crashes the Mona Lisa.)

Hannibal: And I'll make sure you get a good grade by hacking to the school's mainframe. (BEEP.) "Enter password"? They're on to us! (CRASH!) And for the grand finale, we'll band together to complete his science project.

Alan: Actually, I'll stick with my lab partners.

The A: Phineas and Ferb?

Phineas: Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna today. Make a better science project then the Straight A-Team.

Hannibal: Not if we can help it. Quick, boys! Grab what you can. We'll show Hideous and Nerd here who the better builders are.

(Face takes a wheel)

[Woman gasps]

(Murdock takes a shovel)

[Toddler cries]

(The A takes a toilet seat)

Student: HEY, I WASN'T FINISHED!!

[The Straight A-Team works on their project until the bell rings.]

The A: Time's up! What do you have?

Phineas: We made a black hole recycling bin. [Alan drinks a soda and tosses the can into the machine] What did you guys make?

Hannibal: We made a van with a shovel, a wheel, and a toilet seat stuck to it.

Teacher: Well, it's clear on who gets the A.

Face: Wait! Did we also explain it can explode into a cool fireworks display?

Teacher: Really? Let's see.

Face: Where did we leave that remote? It must be in the van!

Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?

[Agent P has the remote in his hand, The Straight A-Team gasps, Agent P pushes the button and the van blows up taking The Straight A-Team with it.]

Perry (in pet mode): [Chatters]

Teacher: Nice work, boys! I know I promised you an A, but are you okay with an A+ instead?

Phineas: Yes, yes I am.

(Scene begins with some videogame females on magazine covers.)

Tyra Banks: From the Mushroom Kingdom to the Lylat System, they came to show off their pixels. Now, only three sprites remain: Princess Peach, Princess Zelda, and bounty hunter, Samus Aran. One of you will be Gaming's Next Top Princess.

[Title card: Gaming's Next Top Princess]

Mario: I like-a Princess Peach-a.

(Crowds Cheering)

Jay Manuel: Yeah, we know.

Mario: You all-a know 'cause it's-a me, Mario!

Jay Manuel, Megaman and Tyra Banks: We know!

(Cut to Samus confession cam.)

Samus: I think Peach and Zelda wanted me to be eliminated. It might be because I... kinda, sorta destroyed their bedroom with my gun-arm.

[Shows Peach's and Zelda's bedroom destroyed with Samus aiming her gun at things]

Tyra Banks: For this week's shoot, we're getting in touch with your bad side, and we invited some special friends to help out!

[Shows Ganondorf and Bowser]

Ganondorf: Wassup ladies?

[flash]

Lakitu: Don't be so afraid, he won't bite!

Bowser: I never promised that.

Peach: (Screams)

FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

(Cut to Peach's confession cam)

Peach: I'm Super Mario Brothers right now; I need to be Mario Galaxy!

[flash]

Lakitu: Come on Zelda, don't you have anything else you can give me?

[Zelda transforms into Sheik]

Lakitu: Love it!

FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

Ridley: RAAAAAAAAH! RAAAAAAAAH!

Lakitu: That's your bad guy?

Ridley: [bites the chain that's holding him]

[The chain breaks free and Ridley snags Lakitu, so Samus fires her cannon, then transforms into Zero-suit Samus. Lakitu falls onto his NES style cloud.]

Lakitu: Ooh, oh my gosh, you're gorgeous!

FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

Tyra Banks: Now, we're ready to choose Gaming's... Next... Top... Princess.

[Music from Grey's in Anime plays as Tyra rips the envelope open with her finger, starting to read the paper.]

Tyra Banks: And Gaming's... Next... Top... Princess... is...

[The judges gawk, and Mario's pupils disappear]

[Tyra still pauses, not speaking]

[suddenly, the scene cuts quickly and shows a Spanish version of ¡AY Carly!]

Next on ¡AY Carly!:

¡AY Carly!

Carly and Sam get jobs!

Carly: We got jobs!

Sam: Yay!

As matadors?

[screams]

¡AY Carly!

And Freddie takes over the show! Oh no!

Freddie: Hi, I'm Carly and I'm Sam...and I'm confused.

¡AY Carly!

Plus, Spencer gets into some hot water!

Spencer: Uh, it's not water, it's soup.

¡AY Carly!

All this and more on an all new ¡AY Carly!

¡AY Carly!

Followed by SpongeRoberto SquarePants!

SpongeRoberto SquarePants: I'm ready!

[echoes]

Spanish dubbed verison
¡AY Carly!

Carly y Sam Obtienen Trabajo.

Carly: ¡Nosotras Tener Trabajo!

Sam: ¡Yay!

¿Como Matadoras?

[screams]

¡AY Carly!

Y Freddie Se Hace Cargo De La Presentación. ¡Oh oh!

Freddie: Hola, soy Carly Y yo soy Sam...Y Estoy Confundido.

¡AY Carly!

Además, Spencer Se Mete En Agua Caliente.

Spencer: Uh, No Es Agua, Es Sopa.

¡AY Carly!

Todo Y Más En Un Nuevo Episodio De iAY Carly.

¡AY Carly!

Seguido Por Roberto, la esponja cuadrada con pantalones.

SpongeRoberto SquarePants: ¡Ole!

[echoes]

(Tyra still pauses, while the scene cuts to Lakitu, then the Janitor, then back to Tyra.)