Clip (Lilo & Stitch: The Series)


 * [Lilo and Stitch are at a beauty salon]
 * Lilo: Now, pay attention, Stitch. To fit in on Earth, you need to be obsessed with how you look. [gesturing to two men who are mud-bathing] People come from all over to soak in this mud. They wanna be like pigs. Go ahead.
 * [Stitch grabs a handful of mud and shoves into his mouth, and then spits out on Lilo; Lilo then tries to throw the mud at Stitch, causing a large mud fight that messes up the entire beauty salon]
 * Salon Owner: [comes through the door] Stop right there! Oh, just look at this mess!
 * Lilo: Yeah, you really need to sweep all that hair.
 * Salon Owner: Not the hair! THE MUD!!
 * [Lilo hangs her head sadly; Stitch, however, looks at the owner angrily]
 * Stitch: Agata! [throws mud at the owner]
 * [Lilo and Stitch then run out of the salon]
 * Salon Owner: And stay out!


 * [Lilo and Stitch bring Clip home]
 * Jumba: [screams] Keep that thing away from me!
 * Lilo: Cute little Clip?
 * Jumba: Is not cute! Is Experiment #177, and is very dangerous.
 * Lilo: She doesn't look dangerous.
 * Jumba: Ah, but looks can be decieving. You see it was many years ago, when my head was overflowing with evil ideas...
 * [a flashback shows a younger Jumba with long black flowing hair]
 * Jumba: [voice-over] ...and healthy luxuriant hair follicles. I had devised Experiment 177, the Uburnium Eater!
 * [flashback then shows a space-style gas station selling Uburnium]
 * Jumba: Uburnium is the most powerful and economical fuel source in all of universe! My Ubernium Eater would spark an insurmountable fuel price!
 * [the flashback shows the price sign for Uburnium go higher until it explodes]
 * Jumba: Unfortunately, in the language of Kweltiquan, word for "Uburnium" is same as word for "hair". I did not realize mistake until... too late! I had accidentally created Hair Eater!
 * [flashback then shows young Jumba activating 177 for the first time; Clip comes to life and immediately eats all of Jumba's hair; back to present]


 * [Mertle Edmonds and the other hula girls exit the salon; Lilo hides the box Clip is in by sitting on it]
 * Mertle: Hey, Weirdlo! I didn't know you got your hair cut here!
 * Lilo: I don't.
 * Mertle: Of course you don't. They never even let you in the door with that mess.
 * Lilo: I like my hair!
 * Mertle: You would! Maybe you should try this. [hands Lilo a bottle of hair conditioner] You'll need it more than I do.
 * Lilo: Wow! For me? "Hair Conditioner: For Taming Wild Unruly Hair?!" Hey!
 * Mertle: Don't be jealous. Not everyone can have perfect hair like me, especially not you.
 * Yuki, Teresa, and Elena: YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
 * [the girls laugh as they leave]
 * Lilo: Mertle needs to be punished.
 * Stitch: Yeah! Ih!


 * [Lilo and Stitch sneak into Mertle's backyard dressed as cat burglars]
 * Lilo: [imitates radio static] Black Cat to Mutant Dog. Black Cat to Mutant Dog. Come in, Mutant Dog. Stitch! That's you!
 * Stitch: Oh, me?
 * Lilo: When I say "Black Cat", you're supposed to answer "Mutant Dog". It's cat burglar code. Black Cat to...
 * Stitch: Mutant Dog.


 * [Clip escapes from Gantu by boarding a bus]
 * Gantu: [growls with rage] Hairball! I am Gantu! Former captain of the Galactic Alliance! Conqueror of Paskimerus Militia! AND VAN GUARD COMMANDER OF BLACK OOL OPS! YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME!!!!
 * [pause as three little kids stare at him in fright]
 * Gantu: I mean, I... missed my bus.
 * [the kids run away screaming; then it begins to rain]
 * Gantu: Oh, blitznak!


 * [Pleakley puts a large rainbow Afro wig on Jumba]
 * Pleakley: This spectral diffraction style is very popular on Earth, particularly of amid followers of team sports. There! What do you think?
 * Jumba: I look like large furry lollipop.


 * [Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba are talking to Mrs. Edmonds after startling her]
 * Lilo: So you're not mad at us for scaring us like that?
 * Mrs. Edmonds: Oh, no! Actually it was kinda exhilarating, in a frightening I-don't-know-what's-going-on sort of way.
 * Lilo: I'm sorry about what happened to your hair.
 * Mrs. Edmonds: Don't be sorry. I love it. If you ever find that little furball you're looking for, I'm going to thank it.


 * [after Mrs. Edmonds calls Jumba handsome, making him happy, his hair suddenly grows back]
 * Mrs. Edmonds: Wow! That what I call a spontaneous something or other!
 * Jumba: My hair! It has returned! I... HAVE... HAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
 * Lilo: Inside voice, Uncle Jumba.


 * [Gantu dances in a hula concert; Hämsterviel calls]
 * Hämsterviel: Gantu?! What is going on?! Gantu?! What's that music?!
 * [Gantu throws his phone into a nearby punch bowl]
 * Hämsterviel: GAAAAAAANNNNTUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!