The Fairly OddParents: Shadow Showdown


 * Timmy Turner: Come on! Come on!
 * TV Announcer: And now - what you've all been waiting for! The season finale of Creash Nebula!
 * Timmy Turner: Oh boy! This is going to be the best Crash Nebula ever!
 * TV Announcer: Previously on Crash Nebula.
 * Timmy Turner: I know what happened! Get on with it!
 * TV Announcer: And now, the conclusion.
 * Timmy Turner: Oh boy! Huh? Noooooooooooo!
 * Cosmo: I was having a horrible nightmare!
 * Wanda: What is it, Timmy?
 * Timmy Turner: The TV's broken! And I was just about to watch the season finale of Crash Nebula!
 * Cosmo: That was my nightmare! Plus wolves and bats...
 * Wanda: Don't worry, Timmy! We'll fix the TV! After you wish it, of course.
 * Timmy Turner: I wish the TV was fixed!
 * Cosmo: Oooops.
 * Timmy Turner: What is it, guys? What's wrong?
 * Wanda: Our wands aren't working, Tommy. I can't imagine why!
 * Cosmo: They've got bats in them! Bats and wolves! Aieee!
 * Wanda: I doubt it, Cosmo. Luckily I have my Emergency Wand!
 * Timmy Turner: What's that, Wanda? It says 'in case of emergency, break glass'!
 * Cosmo: This is an emergency!
 * Wanda: All fairies have an Emergency Wand! I've never used mine, though. I wonder what will happen?
 * Cosmo: Oooh! A movie! I need a popcorn!
 * Wanda: Shhhh!
 * Oberon: Um, Oh, have you started? You're filming?
 * Titania: Hello common fairy subjects. My husband and I welcome you to this interactive training film.
 * Oberon: New-fangled magic. We had to rely on our wits in my day!
 * Titania: If one is viewing this film, one must be suffering a lack of magic. One should follow the on-screen instructions to learn how to use emergency magic wish stars. That is all.
 * Oberon: Um, yes, very good. Very good indeed. Carry on!
 * Timmy Turner: Hey! What's happening!
 * Wanda: We're in the training movie! I think it's going to teach us to use emergency magic reserves!
 * Cosmo: Wow! That was King Oberon and Queen Titania!
 * Timmy Turner: I didn't know fairies had a king and queen!
 * Wanda: We haven't for a long time. This must be a really old movie!
 * Timmy Turner: We can't stay here! We've got to fix my TV! How do we get it back?
 * Wanda: I guess we'll just have to follow the instructions. Come on Timmy!
 * Timmy Turner: What am I supposed to be learning?
 * Wanda: Let's start with the basics! And of major importance - you can talk to me and Cosmo whatever you want!
 * Como: Shouldn't that be Cosmo and I?
 * Wanda: Try talking to us, sweetie! Hi Timmy! It's great to talk, so do it whenever you want!
 * Cosmo: Talk, talk, talk! Can't a fairy get any peace? I'm only kidding! I love to talk! Look! It's Oberon! He used to be the fairy kind! Let's get his autograph!
 * Timmy Turner: Hello! My Godparents tell me you used to be royalty!
 * Oberon: Did you fairies bring your Godchild into the training film?
 * Cosmo: That's right, your ex-majesty!
 * Wanda: We're trying to fix Timmy's TV so he can watch Crash Nebula!
 * Oberon: Humprf, very well. Pay attention, Timmy! Now what was my line? Oh yes, there are times when wings just get tired. In these situations, you may need to jump. Let's find out how!! Now then, jumping is vital to getting around! Let's tackle this staircase! Good work! Now cross these treacherous bookcases! Treacherous bookcases? Who writes this nonsense? For bigger leaps, jump in the air! That's right, ignore the rules of physics and jump twice!
 * Cosmo: That's right, show us what you've got! This strange contraption is called a 'ladder'!
 * Wanda: Timmy knows that, Cosmo. Just run into it to climb!
 * Cosmo: Wow! It's Titania! That means I've completed my eye-spy book of ex-fairy-royalty!
 * Wanda: Let's go see if she's in a bad mood like Oberon was!
 * Timmy Turner: Hi there, ex-fairy-queen Titania! Teach me stuff!
 * Titania: Well! One is shocked! Do children no longer have manners?
 * Cosmo: Not any more! TV has taught them that manners just waste time!
 * Wanda: Sorry, your fairy-ship. Maybe you could teach us about emergency wish stars anyway?
 * Titania: Humpf. If one more must. But one will complain to the appropriate authorities! Ahem! Collect three stars to gain one wish! It's as simple as that!
 * Cosmo: I don't see any stars!
 * Titania: Wish stars can be frisky! You may have to sprint to catch them! Off you go, filthy little child!