Dr. WordGirl-Brains

It is a sunny day

The Narrator says ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY DOWNTOWN WHERE THE MAYOR IS DEDICATING THE CITY'S NEW ELEVATED SUBWAY TRACKS.

Townspeople gather as the mayor talks in front of a podium. Above him sits a shiny yellow and silver train on the above ground railway tracks

Mayor says NOW, AS THE SUBWAY CAR MAKES ITS WAY THROUGH OUR FAIR CITY, IT'LL BE POWERING UP THIS BRILLIANTLY DESIGNED CHEESE RAY. [evil laughter]

He stammers I MEAN... I'M THE MAYOR.

Henchman 1 steps out of the train and says HOWDY, Mr. MAYOR! WINK!

Mayor says ONCE FULLY CHARGED, THE RAY WILL BEGIN FIRING, PERMANENTLY TURNING THIS ENTIRE CITY INTO CHEESETROPOLIS.

A banner unfurls and shows a city full of cheese buildings

Mayor continues WHICH, AS YOUR MAYOR, I DECLARE TO BE PERFECTLY OKAY. [crowd murmuring]

Word Girl flies onto the train tracks and says Dr. TWO-BRAINS.

Next to her Dr. Two-Brains sits tied up on the tracks

Mayor says OH, YES. I SEE YOU'VE CAPTURED OUR CITY'S SMARTEST AND MOST HANDSOME VILLAIN. GOOD JOB. NOW, FLY ALONG.

Word Girl says WE'RE ON TO YOU, Dr. TWO-BRAINS. WE KNOW YOU USED THIS MIND EXCHANGE RAY TO SWITCH BODIES WITH THE MAYOR. [crowd gasping]

Real Mayor says I CAN CONFIRM THAT HAPPENED.

His voice comes out of Dr. Two-Brain’s mouth

Word Girl says Dr. TWO-BRAINS, YOU REALLY NEED TO GET CONTROL OF THAT LITTLE MOUSE BRAIN.

Mayor Dr. Two-Brains waves his arms and exclaims OH, YOU THINK IT'S EASY HAVING A MOUSE BRAIN PERMANENTLY ATTACHED TO THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD?

The townspeople tip-toe away from the argument

Word Girl exclaims A LOT EASIER THAN BEING A SUPERHERO. I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU; THE ENERGY MONSTER IS ON THE LOOSE.

The Energy Monster appears and waves

Mayor Dr. Two-Brains says SO, GO TAKE CARE OF THAT; YOU DON'T HAVE TO STOP EVERY SINGLE CRIME.

Word Girl says OH, AND I'M JUST GOING TO LET YOU TURN THE CITY INTO CHEESE?

Mayor Dr. Two-Brains says IT'S ONE CITY. WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?!

Real Mayor says ANY WAY YOU TWO COULD SPEED THIS UP? Dr. TWO-BRAINS HASN'T HAD LUNCH. AND I'M DYING FOR SOME CHEESE. HUH?

Word Girl says RIGHT, SORRY.

Mayor Dr. Two-Brains says NOT A CHANCE, WORD GIRL! I AM OUT OF HERE.

He turns to run away [panting]

Mayor Dr. Two Brains says OH, HE'S OUT OF SHAPE. [whirring] [zap]

Word Girl activates the ray gun. Two streams of light connect the Mayor and Dr. Two-Brains. A picture of the Mayor’s head travels on one beam from Dr. Two-Brains to his body. A picture of Dr. Two-Brains travels on the other beam from the Mayor.

Dr. Two-Brains says HUH? WHAT AM I... WHOA!

Word Girl carries Dr. Two-Brains to the podium

Word Girl says HMM, THIS ONE WRAPPED UP EARLY. [Huggy squealing]

Word Girl says GOOD IDEA, HUGGY. I'LL DESTROY THIS MIND EXCHANGE RAY SO NOTHING LIKE THIS COULD EVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

She twists the mind exchange gun in half. It blasts her and Dr. Two-Brains. They both fall to the ground

Dr. Two-Brains says HEY, WHY IS EVERYBODY SO TALL?

Word Girl says WHAT HAPPENED?

Policeman says BEATS ME. I SEE A TIED UP VILLAIN; THEY'RE GOING IN THE WAGON.

Word Girl says VILLAIN?

She is trapped in Dr. Two-Brains’ body. The policeman takes her away

Word Girl is thrown into the back of the police van and says NO, NO, WAIT, I'M NOT Dr. TWO BRAINS, I'M WORD...

[siren blaring] The Narrator says MEANWHILE, AT WORD GIRL'S SUPER SECRET SPACESHIP HIDEOUT... [Huggy squealing]

Dr. Two-Brains says HUH, HOW DID I GET... STAY AWAY FROM ME, MONKEY.

He flies backwards in Word Girl’s body [Huggy squealing]

Dr. Two-Brains says HEY, WHAT'S WRONG; WHY AREN'T YOU SHRIEKING AND JUMPING ON MY HEAD?

He looks at his body OH, WORD GIRL AND I WERE HIT BY THE MIND EXCHANGE RAY. WE'VE EXCHANGED MINDS! [Huggy squealing]

Dr. Two-Brains exclaims I HAVE ALL OF WORD GIRL'S POWERS! NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STAND IN MY WAY. [Huggy squealing]

Dr. Two-Brains says YOU? GOOD LUCK. NOW, I'LL BE ABLE TO PERMANENTLY TURN THE WHOLE CITY INTO CHEESE.

He yells OW!

He grabs his head.

A voice says HELP! MY CAT'S OUT ON THE PORCH.

A voice says HELP ME, WORD GIRL.

A voice says AIDEZ MOI, S'IL VOUS PLAIT. AIDEZ MOI!

A voice says HELP, HELP...

A voice says HELP, THE ENERGY MONSTER'S ATTACKING THE CHEDDAR RESERVE. WHO WILL SAVE THE CHEESE?

says HELP ME!

Dr. Two-Brains says A MAD SCIENTIST TRAPPED IN THE BODY OF A LITTLE FLYING ALIEN GIRL, THAT'S WHO. COME ON, CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE. CURDS, CURDS, AND AWAY.

He grabs Huggy and flies away

The Narrator says MEANWHILE, AT THE CITY PRISON...

Word Girl stands are her cell door and pleads Dr. TWO-BRAINS IS PROBABLY OUT THERE RIGHT NOW RUNNING AMOK CAUSING PERMANENT DAMAGE TO MY REPUTATION.

A T.V. plays in the background

The TV Reporter says THIS IS LORETTA SANCHEZ JOHNSON REPORTING LIVE FROM THE CHEDDAR RESERVE.

Dr. Two-Brains crash lands near Loretta and yells OW!

Loretta says LUCKILY, WORD GIRL HAS JUST ARRIVED ON THE SCENE.

Dr. Two-Brains looks at the camera and says WE'RE GOOD.

The image changes to the jail Henchman 1 says OH, WELL. IT WAS WORTH A SHOT, BOSS.

Word Girl says WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I REALLY AM WORD GIRL.

The Henchmen chuckle

Henchman 1 says GOTCHA, BOSS. STICK TO THE PLAN. LOOK, IT'S WORD GIRL'S MONKEY FACE.

Henchmen 2 waddles like a monkey

The Warden looks at him and says WOO, THAT BOY CAN MOVE!

He is an old man with no hair and a white mustache. On the TV the Energy Monster stomps around the city

Word Girl says ALL RIGHT, IF Dr. TWO-BRAINS CAN BREAK OUT OF HERE, THEN I SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM!

She grabs the cell doors and grunts Word Girl says OH. A PUSH-UP WOULDN'T KILL YA, TWO-BRAINS.

The image changes to Dr. Two-Brains and Huggy fighting the Energy Monster

Dr. Two-Brains says HEY, COULD YOU... WHOA!

He dodges an attack from the Energy Monster and exclaims WHOA, STOP IT! CAN WE TAKE A LITTLE BREAK 'COS I'M... WHOA! MAN, HOW DOES WORD GIRL KEEP THIS UP?

[roaring]

Dr. Two-Brains says OH, HOW ABOUT THIS? MONKEY CHUCK!

He throws Huggy. An energy beam zaps Huggy. He screams

Dr. Two-Brains says OH, SORRY, SORRY!

The Energy Monster fires an energy beam at Dr. Two-Brains. It misses and hits a fire hydrant. The Energy Monsters is hit by the water and shrinks Dr. Two-Brains says HA, HA! DAY SAVED! HEY, I THINK I'M GETTIN' THE HANG OF THIS.

The owner of the Cheese Store says WORD GIRL, AS A TOKEN OF OUR GRATITUDE, PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO ANYTHING IN OUR VAULT.

The scene changes to the jail

Dr. Two-Brains says I'LL BE HELPING MYSELF TO EVERYTHING IN YOUR VAULT, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME. [evil laughter]

Everyone looks at the T.V. screen in confusion

Word Girl says TOLD YA! She grunts and tries to bend the bars open from her cell

The image now shows the cheese shop

Dr. Two-Brains says YOU KNOW, WITHOUT THE MOUSE BRAIN, I'M JUST NOT FEELING THE WHOLE STEALING CHEESE THING. IN FACT, SAVING THE DAY ACTUALLY FELT KIND OF NICE. I CAN SEE WHY WORD GIRL...

A giant robot walks by with Toby on its shoulders

Dr. Two-Brains says OH, CURDS AND AWAY!

He grabs Huggy and flies off The image changes to inside the jail

The Warden looks at the t.v. and says WOO, LOOKIN' GOOD OUT THERE, WORD GIRL.

Word Girl says ALL RIGHT, HENCHMEN, LISTEN UP. I DON'T PLAN ON BEING A PERMANENT GUEST OF THIS PRISON, SO HERE'S THE PLAN.

Henchman 1 says HEY, SINCE YOU'RE WORD GIRL, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT PERMANENT MEANS?

Word Girl explains PERMANENT MEANS SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T CHANGE OR EVERLASTING. IF WE BECAME THIS PRISON'S PERMANENT GUESTS, IT WOULD MEAN WE'D BE HERE FOREVER. AND IF I DON'T GET OUT AND FIND Dr. TWO-BRAINS SO WE CAN SWITCH BACK, I'LL BE STUCK LIKE THIS PERMANENTLY! NOW, AS I WAS SAYING... [sniffing]

The warden eats a cheese sandwich.

Word Girl says WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE AND...

The Warden chews

Word Girl says GET THAT SANDWICH!

Dr. Two-Brain’s mouse brain pulsates

Word Girl mutters SWEET, SWEET, MELTED CHEESE!

Henchman 1 says AH... OKAY.

Word Girl says SORRY, OKAY. FOCUS. SEE THAT KEY ON THE WARDEN'S BELT? GET HIM TO COME OVER. AND WHEN HE DOES, REACH DOWN AND GRAB HIS SANDWICH... NO, I MEAN KEY!

Henchman 1 says BOSS, I'M LOST.

Word Girl says OKAY, OKAY, FOCUS UP. I JUST NEED TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE, GET MY HANDS ON A MIND EXCHANGE RAY, AND THEN... GET SOME CHEESE!!

The image changes to Dr. Two-Brains confronting Amazing Rope Guy on the city street

Dr. Two-Brains says YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN THIS ONE, AMAZING ROPE GUY? WELL, YOU'RE KNOT. K-N-O-T NOT.

She wraps Amazing Rope Guy in a knot of rope

Dr. Two-Brains says I KNOW, THAT STUNK. HOO, WHAT A DAY, HUH, PARTNER? He throws Amazing Rope Guy to Huggy. Huggy throws him in the back of the police van [Huggy squealing]

Mayor says WORD GIRL, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

He hands Dr. Two-Brains a giant key

Dr. Two-Brains says GREAT, JUST THROW IT ON THE KEY PILE.

Mayor says SURE THING!

He tosses the key onto a large stack of other keys

Mayor asks HEY, DO YOU HAVE A COLD? YOU SOUND LIKE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN.

Dr. Two-Brains says I DON'T KNOW.

Loretta appears with her microphone and asks WORD GIRL, ANY ADVICE FOR THE KIDS AT HOME?

Dr. Two-Brains says FLOSS?

The owner of the cheese shops walks up and asks YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT THIS CHEESE YOU SAID YOU WANTED? 'COS I'M ABOUT TO THROW IT OUT. [sigh]

Dr. Two-Brains says MAN, THIS SUPERHERO GIG IS A GRIND. I'VE BARELY HAD ENOUGH TIME TO BUILD A NEW MIND EXCHANGE RAY.

He flies up to the top of a building and holds a ray gun

Dr. Two-Brain continues I CAN'T STAY LIKE THIS PERMANENTLY; IT JUST WOULDN'T BE RIGHT. PLUS, IT'S WAY HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.

The silver and yellow train rides by on the rail tracks

Word Girl says (cackling)

Dr. Two-Brains says OH, IT NEVER ENDS.

The train continues. Dr. Two-Brains flies next to it and says NOT SO FAST, Dr. WORD GIRL BRAINS!

Word Girl says TWO-BRAINS GIRL. YOU'RE TOO LATE! THIS CITY IS GOING TO BECOME A PERMANENT CHEESY PARADISE.

Dr. Two-Brains and Huggy fly into the train. Henchman 2 sneaks up behind them and ties them up in chains

Dr. Two-Brains yells AHH! [Huggy squealing]

Henchman 2 hands Word Girl the ray gun. She points another ray gun at it and turns it to green slime

Dr. Two-Brains says THIS IS ALL WRONG, WORD GIRL. WE HAVE TO EXCHANGE MINDS AGAIN, PLEASE.

Word Girl says IS THIS WHAT I'M LIKE? NOT SO SURE I WANT TO CHANGE BACK. VERY NAGGY NAGGY.

Dr. Two-Brains says WORD GIRL, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A HERO?

Word Girl says EH. ALL THAT MATTERS IS CHEESE!

Dr. Two-Brains says THE MOUSE BRAIN... DON'T LISTEN TO IT.

Word Girl says IT'S NOT SO EASY.

Dr. Two-Brains says YOU HAVE TO STOP.

Word Girl says I CAN'T BE STOPPED. THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD STOP ME IS... ME!

She points the ray gun at the chains around Dr. Two-Brains and Huggy

Word Girl falls onto her knees and yells NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, ME?

Dr. Two-Brains says YOU DID IT, WORD GIRL. YOU OVERCAME...

Word Girl says HURRY UP AND STOP THE RAY.

Her voice turns evil. Word Girl says DON'T LISTEN TO ME, STAY HERE.

Word Girl snaps out of it. She exclaims DON'T LISTEN TO ME, JUST GO!

Dr. Two-Brains and Huggy fly to the front of the train. He pushes back but it keeps moving forward

Dr. Two-Brains says HENCHMEN, STOP THIS TRAIN RIGHT NOW.

Henchman 1 says SHEESH, WHEN DID SHE GET SO PUSHY?

Dr. Two-Brains says WHEN SHE WAS HIT WITH A MIND EXCHANGE RAY.

Henchman 1 asks EXCHANGE?

Dr. Two-Brains explains YES. TO EXCHANGE MEANS TO TRADE ONE THING FOR ANOTHER. TO SWAP. IN THIS CASE, WORD GIRL AND I, Dr. TWO-BRAINS, EXCHANGED MINDS WHEN WE WERE HIT WITH THE RAY.

Henchman 1 says GET OUT OF TOWN!

Dr. Two-Brains lifts the train off its tracks. It stops moving.

Henchman 1 says SHE'S REALLY ON HER GAME TODAY.

A moment later, Dr. Two-Brains flies out of the train carrying World Girl and the henchmen tied to a train bench by steel poles

Dr. Two-Brains says I KNEW YOU'D FIND A WAY TO DO RIGHT, WORD GIRL. EVEN WHILE YOU WERE DOING WRONG.

Word Girl says BUT NOW, WE'RE PERMANENTLY STUCK LIKE THIS.

Dr. Two-Brains says NUH-UNH.

He flies off. A second later he appears holding a new ray gun.

Dr. Two-Brains says I'VE JUST BUILT A NEW MIND EXCHANGE RAY, THANKS TO MY SUPER SPEED.

Word Girl says I KNOW, RIGHT? IT'S A REAL TIME SAVER.

Dr. Two-Brains points the ray gun at World Girl and blasts her. The two exchange minds

Dr. Two-Brains says ARGH.

Word Girl says AH. HEY, I THINK IT WORKED.

She touches her hand and exclaims I ONLY HAVE ONE BRAIN AGAIN.

Dr. Two-Brains says HEY, I DID IT; I WON!

Word Girl says GOOD JOB, Dr. TWO-BRAINS.

Dr. Two-Brains says THANKS. NOW, TO FIGURE A WAY OUT OF HERE AND GET SOME CHEESE.

Word Girl says HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CHEDDAR, ON THE HOUSE?

Word Girl throws him a piece of cheese. He catches it and eats. Dr. Two-Brains says OOH, THANKS.

Policeman drives up and walks out of his car. He says HEY, A BUNCH OF TIED UP VILLAINS. JACKPOT.

The Narrator says AND ONCE AGAIN, EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL. BUT NOT BEFORE WORD GIRL AND Dr. TWO-BRAINS GOT TO EXCHANGE A LITTLE PIECE OF THEIR MINDS WITH ONE ANOTHER.

An image shows World Girl flying over the city with Huggy

Henchman 1 says UH, WORD GIRL, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM...

He speaks through Huggy’s mouth. The image changes to the police van. Huggy grabs hold of the bars on the back of the van and squeals. He is trapped in Henchman 1’s body.

The Narrator says SO, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE ACTION AND ADVENTURE A PERMANENT PART OF YOUR LIFE, JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER THRILLING EPISODE OF Dr. TWO-BRAINS! I MEAN, WORD GIRL.