VeggieTales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown


 * Pa: Ahoy there, maties! Captain Pa here! Welcome aboard the ship of the pirates who don't do anything!
 * Mr. Lunt: Nothing.
 * Larry: Zilch.
 * Mr. Lunt: Nada.
 * Pa: Not so fast, you lazies! Today, we're doing a little something!
 * Larry: Not again!
 * Mr. Lunt: We did something yesterday!
 * Pa: Huh? All you did was order chinese!
 * Mr. Lunt: Hey! It's hard to say, "Moo goo guy pan."... Oop... I did it again! I'm beat.
 * Larry: Here! Have a won-ton.
 * Mr. Lunt: Oooh!
 * Pa: Over the past few months, we've asked our loving and loyal fans to cast their votes for their favorite silly song! Well, the votes are in and now it's time to tally them all up in the astonishing contraption of silliness!
 * Contraption: Astonishing contraption of silliness!
 * Mr. Lunt: What a lame name! Who came up with that?
 * Larry: What? I liked it! Won-ton?
 * Mr. Lunt: Oooh!
 * Pa: Let the silliness begin. Well, classics like...
 * Contraption: ♪ Everybody's got a water buffalo... ♪
 * Pa: Or who can forget...
 * Contraption: ♪ Oh, where is my hairbrush... ♪
 * Pa: And then there is...
 * Contraption (Larry's Singing Fast): ♪ Miren al pepino.. ♪ (Bob Fast Voice) Watch the cucumber! (Music speeds up until words are Pa grape unintelligible)
 * Pa: Yea... Bucket of bolts.
 * (Springing)
 * Pa: Enough lollygagging, you slackers! It's time to shake a leg! Buccaneer Larry! Man the vote sacks!
 * Larry: Aye, aye, captain!
 * Pa: Pirate Lunt! Hoist the booster!
 * Mr. Lunt: Okay.
 * Pa: Let's go over the rules, shall we? We'll put your votes into the astonishing contraption of silliness. The astonishing contraption of silliness will count your votes and then the astonishing contraption of silliness will countdown to the silliest silly song of all time!
 * Larry: That's it!
 * Mr. Lunt: The polls are closed!
 * Pa: Oh! Great! Well, the moment has arrived! Buccaneer Lunt! The lever!
 * Contraption: Number ten! Endangered Love. Number nine! The Dance of the Cucumber! Number eight! Larry's High Silk Hat! Number seven! The Dance of the Yodeling Cebú Lips.
 * Pa: Hold it! Stop the countdown! I don't understand! There must be some mistake. I think perhaps, the astonishing contraption of silliness may need some recalibrating. This ought to do it.
 * (Banging)
 * Contraption: Number seven! The Water Buffalo Song!
 * Pa: Oh, that's a nice one. The Grandfather of silly songs. The one that started the whole thing. Let's pause for a moment of respect, shall we?
 * (Crowd booing)
 * Pa: That's enough. Hit it!
 * (Banging)
 * Contraption: Number six! The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps! Number five! The Song of the Cebú! Number four! The Song of the Water Buffalo Who Don't Love Cebú with Yodeling Lips.
 * Pa: Wait a minute! Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. It appears we're experiencing technical difficulties once again. Buy me some time.
 * Mr. Lunt: Huh?
 * Larry: What are we supposed to do?
 * Pa: I don't know! Think of something. Come up with another one of those silly songs you're so famous for!
 * Larry: But I didn't prepare anything...
 * Pa: Oh for pete's sake. Here. Use this.
 * Both: Chicken! Kung Pao. Chicken! Mongolian. Chicken! Sweet and sour. Chicken! Cashew. Chicken! Do the moo shoo! Moo shoo shoo, moo shoo shoo, moo moo moo, shoo shoo, shoo, moo shoo moo, shoo moo shoo! Pork! Mandarin. Pork! Barbecued. Pork! Sweet and sour. Pork! Spicy shredded. Pork! Do the tofu! To fu fu, to fu fu, fu fu fu, to to fu, to fu to, fu to fu!
 * Mr. Lunt: Stop! Break a fortune cookie!
 * Larry: "Beware of grape with wooden mallet."
 * Mr. Lunt: Ain't that the truth.
 * (Banging)
 * Pa: That ought to do it. Nice try, but I don't think it'll make the countdown.
 * Contraption: Number four! His Cheeseburger! Number three! Love My Lips!
 * Pa: There are only two silly songs left. And we're still in it. One song will go home the loser. The other will go home as the silliest silly song ever. And the loser is...
 * Contraption: Number two! The Pirates Who Don't...
 * Pa: Hold it! Stop the countdown. Maybe we didn't collect all the votes!
 * Mr. Lunt: What are you talking about?
 * Larry: Sure we did.
 * Pa: No. Maybe we didn't. Did you remember to check the closet?
 * Larry: There's nothing in the cl...
 * Pa: Ehhh! Maybe there's more votes in the closet.
 * (Cat screeching)
 * Pa: Oh look.
 * Mr. Lunt: Wait a minute!
 * Larry: What's going on?
 * Pa: We cannot allow our own negligence to violate the will of the people.
 * (Gulping, Beeping)
 * Mr. Lunt: Hey! I smell something fishy.
 * Pa: That's your friend!
 * Larry: Kung pao squid?
 * Mr. Lunt: Ah, no.
 * Contraption: Number two!
 * Mr. Lunt: Hold it!
 * Larry: Somebody has a confession to make, don't they?
 * Mr. Lunt: Don't they?
 * Pa: Okay, okay! I rigged the election. That last bag of votes weren't offical votes at all. They were all phony votes for our song.
 * Larry: I'm appalled.
 * Mr. Lunt: I'm disgusted. You disgrace the proud title of pirate. Eh, no wait... Maybe not.
 * Pa: I'm sorry. It's just that... Eh, you've got your cheeseburger song... And you've got everything else and... Well, that song is all I had.
 * Mr. Lunt: Well, number two is nothing to sneeze at.
 * Larry: Yeah! That's really good!
 * Pa: You think so?
 * Mr. Lunt: Oh, yeah. It sure beats the forgive-o-matic.
 * Scallion #1: I heard that!
 * (Door closes)
 * Pa: Hmmm... I guess you're right! It is nothing to sneeze at! Will you guys forgive me?
 * Both: Okay! All right! We'll forgive you! You bet!
 * Pa: Astonishing contraption Of silliness? Will you forgive me?
 * Contraption: Yes!
 * Pa: Oh good.
 * Contraption: ♪ Don't let it happen again! ♪
 * Pa: All right all ready. Okay, let's set the record straight.
 * Contraption: Number two! The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
 * Pa: And now the silliest silly song of all time!
 * Contraption: Number one! The Hairbrush Song!
 * Pa: Well, that's it! The great silly song countdown is complete.
 * Larry: Thanks for voting, everyone! You guys are great!
 * Mr. Lunt: Yeah, thanks!
 * Larry: Kung pao squid?