The Wedding Squanchers


 * Mr. Poopybutthole: Hoo-wee, what a cliffhanger. O, boy, oh, my! That's a real crazy ending, huh? Hi, I'm Mr. Poopbutyhole from Episode 204. (Groans) As you can see, I'm still recovering from the bullet shot that I got from Beth. Remember that one? Ooh-whee! Come and get it, Kitty. You know, these little fellows help me get through the day. (Gulping) Ooh-whee. Oh, whoo-whee! Feels better.
 * Pizza Delivery Guy: I got a large pepperoni and some crazy sticks.
 * Mr. Poopybutthole: Hey, what did you think of that finale, huh? Mm! You think the SMith Family is gonna be okay?
 * Pizza Delivery Guy: Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, bro. Your total is $12. 37.
 * Mr. Poopybutthole: Whoo-whee! You think Rick's gonna get out off jail? Whoo-whee, you think the family's gonna rescue him?
 * Pizza Delivery Guy: Hey, what the fuck?! Get the fuck off me!
 * Mr. Poopybutthole: (Laughing and saying "Ooh-whee!) Ow! Turn in "Rick and Morty" Season Three in, like, a year and a half... or longer ti see how we unravel this mess. Ooh-whee!