Rocks and Water


 * Beast Boy: (Sighs)
 * Raven: Ow!
 * Beast Boy: Oh! Sorry, mama! What are you doing in the ocean? That's weird.
 * Raven: Um, nothing. I was just thinking... about the one that got away.
 * Beast Boy: I'm thinking about the one that got away, too. But it's not a fish. It's a girl. (Sighs) Terra!
 * Raven: I thought you finally won her over with that song.
 * ("Fade Away" plays)
 * Beast Boy: Nice! Again!
 * ("Fade Away" plays again)
 * Terra: Ugh! I'm sick of that song! And I'm sick of us! We're done!
 * Beast Boy: Yeah. That song was really the only thing I was bringing to the relationship. (Groans) Now every time I see a rock, I think of her! She used to crush me with ones just like this!
 * Raven: Get over it, already. Terra tried to destroy all of us. Twice.
 * Beast Boy: Then can you at least crush me with this boulder?
 * Raven: Sure.
 * Beast Boy: It's like she's still here! (Groans) Thank you! So, anyway. Terra, I just wanted to say I love you, and that every moment we're apart is complete agony! So, uh, call me back when you get this! Love you. I love you. Bye.
 * Raven: You're being pathetic. Stop calling her.
 * Beast Boy: Shh! It's ringing!