The Celebration Reverberation


 * Sheldon: Uh oh!
 * Amy: What?
 * Sheldon: I left the food out.
 * Amy: You afraid it's gonna go *good*?


 * Sheldon: So, can I get you anything else?
 * Amy: No thanks, I think I'm good.
 * Sheldon: You sure? There's still plenty of pork fat. Although if we don't eat it, I suppose we could turn it into soap.
 * Amy: That might taste better.


 * Amy: I know we only have coitus on my birthday, but I don't know if I can wait until midnight.
 * Sheldon: Oh, well, you'll be glad you did. Everyone knows the best foreplay is rigid adherence to a strict schedule.


 * Sheldon: If you'll excuse me, I am going to go, uh... freshen up. [goes to the bathroom; a second later, he is heard puking in the bathroom]
 * Amy: [concerned] Sheldon?
 * Sheldon: [from the bathroom] I'll be out in a minute.
 * Amy: [getting sick herself] I don't have a minute! [runs to the sink and pukes]


 * Leonard: Well, we've been married two years. Should we think about what's next? Like buying a house or having a baby?
 * Penny: Look, I want to do all those things someday, but there's a bunch of stuff I want to do first.
 * Leonard: Okay, like what?
 * Penny: I don't know, stay thin and have money.


 * Raj: You know how many favors I had to call in with my bounce house guy to get Wonder Woman?
 * Howard: Is that Wonder Woman?
 * Raj: Technically, it's a Chinese knockoff called Happy Strong Swimsuit Lady.
 * Howard: Then I take it back; it's a great party.
 * Raj: You know what? You can sit here and sulk all you want. I'm gonna go celebrate Halley's first birthday, which I planned with no help from YOU. [heads for the bounce house]
 * Howard: What are you doing?
 * Raj: It's a bounce house. I'm gonna go BOUNCE IN IT! [crawls into the bounce house]
 * Howard: You're supposed to take your shoes off before you go in there. [Raj throws his shoes at Howard, who ducks; a split second later, Howard enters the bounce house] You know what? I'm stressed about my daughter's birthday party. I don't need your attitude.
 * Raj: Well, I worked really hard on this, and you haven't even said "thank you"!
 * Howard: I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you for blaming me for everything that's wrong in your life! Thank you for walking out on our friendship!
 * Raj: YOU ARE WELCOME! And thank you for mocking me for all of these years!
 * Howard: [shouting] Thank you for making it so EASY!
 * Raj: [glares at Howard] Why are you being such a jerk?!
 * Howard: BECAUSE you're my best friend! And you hurt my feelings.
 * Raj: Well, you're my best friend and you hurt MY FEELINGS! [pushes Howard down; he bounces back on his feet]
 * Howard: I can't believe you shoved me! [pushes Raj]
 * Raj: Well, I can't believe you shoved ME!
 * Howard: But it was kind of fun, wasn't it?!
 * Raj: It was! Do it again!
 * Howard: Gladly! [pushes Raj down again]
 * Raj: OK, now at the same time! [Howard and Raj both push each other]
 * Howard: [laughs] Oh, that was awesome!
 * Raj: OK, this time, knees, then feet. [the two begin bouncing around] Again! Again!