Betrothed

Starfire: Indeed! And I cannot wait to see Tamaran. I have been having a bit of the sick home feeling lately and I am eager to introduce my home planet to you, my friends! First you must ingest some fresh-squeezed glorg, or perhaps sput-flinks! And wait until you see the portkins. They are as big as a flarnop! Beast Boy: Um, am I the only one afraid of the big portkins? Robin: You're getting married?!! Raven: Uh, yeah, anyone we know? Starfire: Oh, I have never met him. My betrothed has been chosen for me by the Grand Ruler of Tamaran. [Starfire looks up to see Robin on her pod's canopy] Robin: ''You're getting married?! AND TO SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET?! [notices just now that he´s outside the ship in space with no air and quickly "swims" back into his seat''] Starfire: Of course Robin, it is the way of my people. Robin: But Starfire- [gets interrupted when the T-ship is attacked] Beast Boy: [laughing] You mean this dude's your nanny? Galfore: [towering menacingly above him] YOU FIND THAT AMUSING, LITTLE ONE?! Galfore: And I have missed you'''... Princess Starfire.''' Robin: How can you even think about sleep? We can't let Starefire go through with this! Cyborg: Come on, man. You sure you're not just... you know, [smirks] jealous? Robin: Of that ugly, smelly, whatever that is? You saw her face, Cyborg! She doesn't even like him! Raven: True, but maybe she doesn't need to. Things are different here. Who are we to question her culture? Robin: Blackfire arranged the whole thing. Who do we even know if any of this is real? Cyborg and Beast Boy, check out the Drenthax fleet. Raven, see if you can find anything about this thing she's marrying. Cyborg: And you? Robin: I need to see Starfire.
 * Cyborg: Uhh...Starfire? Starfire: Hmm?
 * Beast Boy: Going somewhere?
 * Starfire: I'm leaving for Tamaran.
 * Raven: And you're taking all your stuff because...
 * Starfire: I am not ever coming back.
 * Everyone: WHAT?!
 * Robin: Starfire, what's wrong?
 * Starfire: Nothing is wrong. I am... getting married.
 * Everyone: WHAT?!
 * Robin: You're getting married?!!
 * Starfire: Friends, I wish you to meet my k'norfka, Galfore. He raised me from the time I was very small.
 * Cyborg: Um, unless they tickle people to death here, I think you can chill.
 * Starfire: I have missed you, Galfore.
 * The other Titans: PRINCESS?!
 * Starfire: [ sheepishly ] Oh, yes, I am...second in line for the throne. Perhaps I forgot to mention? {Pulls guards and Galfore inside}                                                                                                                                       Cyborg:  Did you know about this?
 * Robin: Just go...
 * Beast Boy:  Help!!!!  (Cyborg helps him out of the chair he got trapped in) I can't tell what's a bed, what's a chair and what's alive! How am I supposed to take my beauty nap?

Beast Boy: Then let's hurry! I couldn't figure out how to use the bathrooms here! Cyborg: We are NOT having any accidents in the T-ship! You get me? Raven: You're the alien here. Beast Boy: Lucky guess.
 * Starfire: Let us now return to Earth, please. I'm feeling the sick for my home ... my real home.
 * Beast Boy: Alien animals! Cool! (the alien tries to bite him) AH! (Beast Boy runs around the place like a headless chicken with his head tucked into his suit, Raven stops him and slaps him)
 * Cyborg: [after Beast Boy turns into an alien animal] How did you know you could do that?
 * Robin (to Starfire) : I'm glad that you'll be staying with the Titans for a long time and not getting married.
 * Blackfire: That's right, bow down before your grand ruler!
 * Starfire: You may be the ruler of this planet, but you are not the ruler of me!!!
 * Starfire: The challenge is complete. Tamaran has a new grand ruler. And hence forth, my sister Blackfire shall be banished from Tamaran!!
 * Blackfire: Banished!!? Are you joking!? Where am supposed to live!!? You wish! I won't forget this, sister dear!!