Lego Ninjago: Shadow of Ronin


 * Kai: Real stealthy, Cole.
 * Cole: Better?
 * Jay: Everyone remember where we parked.
 * Cole: Kai, are you sure the magic staff is all the way out here?
 * Kai: Yeah - Chen keeps it in his temple. Along with a bunch of deadly traps.
 * Cole: Great! Apart from the deadly traps - they're bad.
 * Jay: What about cuddly traps?
 * Cole: Oh, they're fine.
 * Zane: Jay, Cole - we should be on our guard. As well as the temple, the whole jungle is probably booby-trapped.
 * Jay: Hey, I'm a ninja - I travel in shadows, I walk unknown amongst my enemies, I command the very lightning. I think I can spot a trap. See? And I bet you thought I was go- Waaah! Is there any chance that it's you three are upside-down that I didn't just step on a trap?
 * Cole: Nope. Don't worry, I'll get you down. Try to land on your head.
 * Jay: No hurry, guys. It's not as if we're meant to be stopping a power-mad bad guy or anything.
 * Cole: I guess it was a bit much to hope for a ladder here.
 * Kai: We can build something.
 * Jay: Is there a way of gradually lowering me?
 * Cole: I'll find out.
 * Jay: Oof! I'm gonna take that as "no there wasn't". Whoa. Oh, hey - they're just like training machines at the dojo! No problem!
 * Zane: Hmm. I believe it will take the weight of two people to open this stone hatchway.
 * Jay: Cole, he means you.
 * Cole: Hey! I have a healthy appetite.
 * Jay: If the worst they can throw at us is dojo training equipment, this'll be a breeze!
 * Cole: Then bad news - because I don't think the dojo has whatever this is!
 * Kai: Run! Jump over the roots!
 * Zane: You'll have to slide under that one!
 * Jay: Now that was more of a workout than we get in the dojo.
 * Cole: Yeah... maybe we should ask Sensei Wu to get one of those things for us.
 * Kai: Heads up - the session's not over yet! I think it's time we showed them some Spinjitzu!
 * Cole: Here comes more of them! I don't see any switches for this one!
 * Kai: Everyone, hide - I got this. Hey! You've got rocket launchers on there, why don't you use them? Scared you'll miss me? C'mon move!
 * Zane: That was close.
 * Cole: Yeah, nice work, Kai!
 * Jay: That was really brave, Kai!
 * Kai: Ah, it was nothing.
 * Zane: This switch appears to be activated by putting a sword into it. Such as yours, Kai.
 * Cole: Kai to the rescue again!
 * Kai: Hey! Find something I can climb up there!
 * Zane: That was some ice climbing, Kai.
 * Jay: Seriously, we couldn't have done all that without you, Kai. You're the best.
 * Cole: Yeah. You're the best.
 * Zane: I agree.
 * Kai: Alright, enough you guys. Let's get into Chen's temple and grab the staff.
 * Zane: Oh. Snakes.
 * Jay: Why don't bad guys ever worship kittens? or muffins?
 * Cole: I like muffins.
 * Jay: Who doesn't? I'd gladly be attacked by a giant muffin.
 * Kai: Come on, it might be scary but we've got a mission to complete.
 * Jay: Uh... Did that snake just move?
 * Kai: And those are the traps I was talking about.
 * Jay: They're pointy.
 * Cole: Whoa.
 * Zane: What do you think is down there?
 * Cole: I doubt it's pillows. We better find a way over.
 * Jay: Get ready... get ready... Oh. Too late, stupid spikes! I didn't mean that! I apologize! Good spikes, nice spikes!
 * Kai: Run! Again! I think I can stop now.
 * Jay: Hey, don't bother on my account - I've been meaning to try out acupuncture for years! Haha.
 * Cole: Yeah! I knew you'd do it, Kai!
 * Jay: Go, Kai! I can feel our luck changing- -for the worse!
 * Kai: Aagh!
 * Cole: Aagh!
 * Zane: Oh!
 * Jay: Gah!
 * Kai: Oof!
 * Jay: Skeletons. So many skeletons.
 * Cole: I'm sure they're all passed away from old age, Jay.
 * Jay: Yeah, and I bet they had nothing to do with it!