Paging Dr. Drake


 * Drake: [looking at Josh's badly injured left foot] Looks like Mom's meatloaf! [family stares at him] Which tastes SO good!
 * Audrey: What happened?
 * Drake: He dropped a barbell on it.
 * Josh: Yeah, after you shot me with a potato!
 * Audrey: A potato?
 * Drake: It's a long story.
 * Walter: Why didn't you tell us about this?
 * Josh: 'Cause I'm afraid of hospitals, alright?
 * Walter: Oh, come on!
 * Audrey: Do you know how serious this could be?
 * Walter: [after discovering Josh's foot] YOU COULD LOSE THAT FOOT!
 * Josh: [whining] But I love this foot!


 * Walter: Oh, excuse me, I'm here to see my son, Josh Nichols.
 * Nurse: Josh Nichols? I am so sorry -- he passed away.
 * Walter: What?!!
 * Nurse: Oh no. Josh Nichols, let me see. Oh, he's in the third floor. His surgery starts into one hour. [she leaves smiling]