Return of the Return of the Jedi

[somber music] [sighs] Okay, we're stranded on Shantipole. But let's not panic; let's assess. Okay, well, um, we destroyed the StarScavenger. [whimpers] But on a positive note, we also destroyed the Arrowhead. Yeah, and M-OC took its Kyber crystal so he can use it - to protect the Death Star. - Which, by the way, works now because I gave Darth Vader the location of the crystal planet. And we've got no way of warning anybody. But good news. The odds of things getting worse are 7,826 to 1. So it can only get better from here! Roger, your pep talks need work. Well, the only certain defeat comes from not trying at all. Quarrie, M-OC took vital parts. All we've got are two incomplete ships. What could I possibly build? - Just another Ugly. - You can do this, little brother. [light orchestral music] Don't picture the pieces you're using to build. Picture what you're building. [dramatic music] Whoa. Please make a roomier charging station. Doesn't need to be fancy. Just a little wider so I don't bump my elbows. Rowan, you never cease to amaze me. The ancient Force builders would approve. Rowan, I knew you could do it. You took what I loved from this thing, and you put it with what I loved about that thing. And you made a beautiful thing. Uh, I mean now let's go save the galaxy! Roger: Yes! Wider charging station. [dramatic fanfare] 2x13 - "Return of the Return of the Jedi" [foreboding music] Everything is unfolding as I have foreseen. Freemaker's gone. The Arrowhead is mine. The Rebels think they can attack my fully functioning Death Star. And Darth Vader is bringing me his son, Luke Skywalker, who I will turn to the Dark Side. I don't think it's too soon to say, "Best day ever!" What's this? [throne squeaking] How am I supposed to complete my evil plans with a squeaky throne? Yes, much augh! M-OC. Master, there is a flaw in your plan to defeat the Rebellion. No, there isn't. It's flawless, because I came up with it. And I am very flawless. And you can't be here. I'm expecting company. Fear not. I have secured the Arrowhead crystal, thus Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, great. Skywalker's coming. You go away. I shall proceed to the Death Star core What part of "you can't be here" are you unclear about, hmm? Where should the shield generator on the Endor moon fail I've planned this moment very carefully, and it doesn't include you. I will use the Arrowhead's protective crystal to defend the main reactor from Rebel attack. Do whatever you want to do wherever you want to do it. I don't care. Just go! Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you. [whirring] This Death Star is now truly indestructible. I will serve my Master well. [thunder booming] If we ever come back here, remind me to look for my stomach. It's gonna take everything we've got to break the atmosphere. Well, if my arithmetic is correct, we'll have just enough momentum to carry us through. [thunder booming] [music] [engine whirring down] We're still going up, so that's good, right? Kodi: Almost there. Yes! - No! - But I accounted for everything, the weight of new parts, the crew, the oh, hey I forgot myself, ha-ha, oops. Roger: Oops? Oops?! Start, baby, start. Come on. Come on. Come on! [dramatic music] [groaning] Yes, yes, yes! [together] Woo-hoo! Yay! Yeah! I know I tease you a lot, but today you really are Zander Freemaker, superstar pilot guy. Oh, thanks, Kordi. You finally realized. Now the question is, where am I piloting to? Sullust. That's where the Rebel Fleet is massing. Oww. And they're gone. Get Admiral Ackbar on the comm. Mmm, after all we've pulled - Sneaking off with the Arrowhead? - Losing the Arrowhead? Destroying the Arrowhead? Let's try someone who might be a little less eager to launch us into a black hole. Freemakers? I could get court-martialed just for talking to you. Lieutenant Valeria, we're here at Sullust. Where's the Fleet? - Over Endor. - Endor? Yeah, we're launching a surprise attack on the Death Star before the Empire gets it working. You've already started your attack? Lieutenant, there's something you need to know: The Death Star is already fully opp What's that, Freemakers? You're breaking up. And M-OC is there. He's got the Arrowhead crystal. Gotta go, Freemakers. Something's wrong. - The the Death Star's shield is still up. - It's a trap. The Rebel's surprise sneak attack - Is actually a surprise sneak attack - On them. - Setting course for Endor. - To do what, exactly? I don't know, but we can't just sit here and let the Rebellion get destroyed. Agreed, but this ship is no match - for a working Death Star. - Or M-OC. You're right. We need something to even the odds. The Kyber Saber. Yeah, ironic that we're above the very planet where you destroyed it, right? Roger: That saber would come in really handy right now. - I didn't destroy it. - Of course you did. Pretty sure we saw you throw it into a lava pit. Yeah, but I can feel the Kyber Saber crystals. They're still there. After all we've been through, destiny led us here to this place, to this moment. [music] I have to get the Kyber Saber. [light orchestral music] [dramatic music] [hissing] Ow, ow, ow, ow. Oooh, oooh. - Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. - Up to that last part, really heroic. Metal hands. Come on! Let's go save the Rebellion. [dramatic music] Coming up on Endor. Get ready. I'm ready for anything. [blasters firing] All: Ahh! [blasters firing] - Were you ready for that? - This is a real mess! The Rebels are getting wiped out. And that Death Star shield is still up. We've got to cut through that shield. [together] How? I built a few surprises into this StarScavenger. Deploying the Embersteel Blade. Rowan, the blade won't cut through that shield - without a Kyber crystal powering it. - Good thing I brought one. [laughs] Aw, yeah. I'm feeling good about this. [blasters firing] Okay, the Embersteel blade could handle it. But our ship couldn't. - We've lost the lateral controls. - She's shaking apart. Hang on. We're gonna crash. [dramatic music] [TIE fighters whining] [crash, creaking] - Don't shoot. - We surrender. But I don't. [all grunting] [grunts] [together] Ugh! We weren't trained for this. I forgot how amazing the Kyber Saber is. Hah! I feel like I can take on the whole Empi Hey, I actually hit what I was aiming for! [groans] Okay, we surrender for real this time. Get these Rebel scum to the detention level. - Lord Vader will deal with them. - Yes, sir. Take this to the Emperor at once. [music] So remember when I said the odds of things getting worse were 7,826 to 1? - Yeah? - Well, way to beat the odds, team! Tell me about it. If the Rebels lose this battle Which seems pretty likely at the moment Then the Empire will vaporize us. No, don't count the Rebels out yet. They always find a way. They'll knock out that shield and blow this whole stinking Death Star to dust! Zander, we'll get blown to dust with it. Oh. Yeah. Right. I see where you're coming from now. Thanks, Kordi. [all gasp] Freemakers, you've got to get out of here now. Um okay. - Just one question. - Who are you? Someone who loves you. [gasps] [music] [stammering] B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Ba-ba-ba When you left the Wheel, I joined the Empire B-B-Be-Ba-Ba-Ba but now that I know you fight for the Rebels - Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba - I see I'm on the wrong side. Ha. B-B-B-B Becky Smoochenbacher?! You know my name? I thought you had no idea who I am. I have had a crush on you forever. [gasps] Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Get to your ship as fast as you can. - I will find you on Endor. - Becky [thud] Ugh. The Rebels have taken over the shield generator. Battle stations. - Yes, sir. Go this way. - Let's go. [alarm blaring] Nothing like a huge galactic battle to provide a little distraction. [dramatic music] Lieutenant Valeria, it's the Freemakers. Come in. Can you hear us? Freemakers? Where are you? - On the Death Star. - The shield is down. Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor. Well, you better move faster than a womp rat. We're going full bore for the core and won't stop until that Death Star is dust. Hey, you know what sounds like a really good idea right now? Getting the heck off this thing before it explodes - into a kajillion little bits?! - Yep. - Press harder! - Guys, you're forgetting M-OC. He said he was going to ensure his Emperor's victory. He's going to stop the Rebel attack at the core. Yep, the main reactor would be the place to mount a last line of defense. M-OC's there. I know it. I have to stop him. - No, we have to stop him. - There won't be time to escape, Zander. We're not leaving without you, Rowan. - You should know that by now. - I do. [music] Which is why I have to say Bye! [together] Ahh! [all yelling] Rowan! [music] Take care of yourselves, guys. I have a job to do. - M-OC! - Ah, Rowan. I predicted there was a one in three chance you would come. Your Rebel friends' attempt to destroy this Death Star will fail. In my current form, I am invincible. Yeah? I'm feeling the same way. [grunts] Is that the Kyber Saber? Yep, picked it up just for you. And I'm gonna short your circuits with it. [grunting] I can't believe he did that to us. Really? Have you forgotten every single fact about Rowan Freemaker? I think our ship is right around this corner. Guess again, Rebel scum. All: Ahh! [dramatic music] The Kyber Saber upgrades your powers, Rowan. But as I said, I am now invulnerable. And my counter attack is multifaceted. Uh-oh. Whoa! Yikes! Yee! Ah! [all panting] [blasters firing] [music] Wait, wait, wait, wait! Don't touch those controls! What will you do if I don't? - Ha-ha, we'll blast you. - Don't tell 'em that! - What are you thinking? - I was just being honest. And I appreciate that, honestly. [dramatic music] [blasters firing] Firing up converters. Angling deflectors. Hold onto your bricks. Ahh! Ugh! [music] [clank] [grunts] As long as I possess this crystal, Rowan Freemaker, you are doomed. Possess? I've been going about this all wrong. I have a connection to Kyber crystals, M-OC. They call to me. And I can call to them! Rowan, this is an unorthodox move. - What are you doing? - Taking back my crystal. [grunting] [music] [grunting] Yah! Ahh! Ugh! This is a stalemate, Rowan. You cannot win. Maybe, but if you're fighting me, you can't protect this core. Your analysis is correct. I must finish you swiftly. [grunting] Data records show focus is not your strength. All I need do is distract you. [grunting] Sorry, M-OC. I'm focused like a laser. - Rowan. - We're here, buddy. Kordi? Zander? Focus broken. Ugh! Holograms? [grunts] - As ever, Rowan Freemaker - Oof! Ugh. Family is your weakness. If only you weren't so easily distracted. [beeping] Ahh! - Master? - Ugh! No! This cannot be. Yah! This was not in my calculations. I won? Huh, now the Rebels can do their job and blow up the Death Star with me on it. [sighs] [dramatic music] Zander? Kordi? - We got you, little brother. - Opening the scoop. [music continues] Hang on! This is gonna be close. - You came back for me! - Of course we did. - You knew we would. - Yeah. I did. [upbeat music] Been thinking about the X-wings. - Their design could use some tweaking. - Tweak away, Quarrie. I'd love to see what you come up with. - Becky! - Zander. Both: Ohh. [smooching] Yeah, you can call me a true hero of the Rebellion. [chuckles] But enough about me. What did you two do to further the cause of freedom? [beeping] So now what? Where do we go from here? I don't know, Rowan. It's a pretty big galaxy. And I have a feeling it's gonna need a lot of rebuilding. - A whole lot of rebuilding. - It will. Maybe we can help with that. Luke? - I I mean, Master Skywalker? - Rowan? I have something to show you. [light orchestral music] That kid is pretty impressive. Who is he anyway? He's our brother. [music] [fireworks booming]