Tyler's Tall O'Meter


 * Pinky: Tyler's Tall O'Meter.
 * Pinky: Mr. Guinea Pig, what are you doing?
 * [Mr. Guinea Pig waters Tyler's hair with a watering can.]
 * Tyler: He's watering me to make me grow. Mommy waters the plants to make them grow tall, so why not me?
 * Pinky: Is it working?
 * Tyler: Nope. I'm just getting wet.
 * [Tyler shakes off his hair. Mr. Guinea Pig gets wet.]
 * Tyler: Pinky, I'm sick of being small. I want to be really, really big. I want to be...
 * Mr. Guinea Pig: (trumpet fanfare)
 * Tyler: ...gargantuan! That means super, duper, big and tall.