The Angry Birds Movie


 * [Red is running through the forest carrying what appears to be an egg.]
 * Red Okay. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy. Come on, come on, we gotta move, we gotta move. [Red goes through a log and then falls down a cliff. He tries to fly.] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! [Starts falling.] No, no, no, no, no! [He grabs the egg.] Hey, hey, gotcha! [Swings on a vine. A snake gets caught on the vine.] I don't like it! I don't like it! [Losees the egg, falls down a tree and hits branches on the way down.] Beak! Wing! Tail! Ribs! Giblets! [Grabs the egg. Tree branch flings him up.] I'm flying! Nope, still can't fly. [Falls in water.] I cannot believe this. Breathe, breathe. [Grabs egg and goes onto land. Pulls fish-like thing of himself.] Bottom feeder. [ Goes up treehouse.] Up and Over! [Knocks then puts on clown costume.] Ta-Da!
 * Timothy AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
 * Red No, no, no, no! Look, it's okay. I'm just a clown.
 * Timothy AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
 * Red Oh, boy. That's a loud...loud...You're very scared of me. Here, come here.
 * Timothy AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
 * Red Nope. Okay. Nope. Never mind. [Tries to hand Timothy the egg.]
 * Edward Happy Hatchday! Hi, pal. You must be so disappointed in yourself for being this late.
 * Red No, no, no, no, no! I'm not late, look at the time. See, the order said before noon.
 * [The clock moves to noon.]
 * Edward Okay, now you're late.
 * Red' What?
 * Edward Where have you been?