Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You

00:00:08	Mrs. forman,this chili is great. 00:00:11	Thanks. 00:00:12	Daddy used to lovemy chili. 00:00:15	Remember, mom? 00:00:16	I remember itgave him the toots. 00:00:22	Well, that's a nice placeto start the reminiscing. 00:00:26	So, eric, are youexcited about your big valentine's dance? 00:00:31	Yeah. I'm just gladit's in the gym. 00:00:33	There's nothinglike celebrating the most romanticnight of your life in the room where I gotmy first wedgie. 00:00:39	It meant I liked you, eric. 00:00:45	If you don't mind,i'd like to talk about my father. 00:00:49	Well, kitty,we can dwell on what was, or we can talkabout whatis. 00:00:53	If I've learnedanything from losing my burtie-bear, it's that allthat really matters is making sure that the peoplewe love know we love them. 00:01:02	Mom, that was wonderful. 00:01:05	I mean it. 00:01:07	Eric, I love you. 00:01:10	Oh. well,thanks, grandma. 00:01:13	Kitty? 00:01:15	I think I'll gofor a walk. 00:01:23	Ha ha ha.well, this was fun. 00:01:28	I'm gonna go to bedfor a few days. 00:01:33	Oh, no. 00:01:35	She hasn't done this since elvis died on the crapper. 00:01:44	Now I've gotta sit by her bed for four days and tell her that she's beautiful. 00:01:48	It's hard to say that to a cold-cream-smeared loony in bunny slippers. 00:01:55	I remember that week. 00:01:56	The shades were drawn. 00:01:58	Food supply ran low. 00:02:00	We were sucking on bouillon cubes to stay alive. 00:02:03	Yeah, but did you hear what your grandma said about love being the only thing that matters? 00:02:08	Eric, we should tell her that we're engaged. 00:02:09	What? 00:02:11	Well, she could be the one person who'd be happy for us. 00:02:14	We're gonna need someone on our side when we tell our families. 00:02:17	And you know what? 00:02:18	Even if she's not on our side, the minute grandma thinks it's a bad idea, my mom will be booking the big room at the holiday inn just out of spite. 00:02:26	So it's a win/win. 00:02:28	we're gonna do what luke skywalker was too afraid to do. 00:02:35	Use the dark side to our advantage. 00:02:42	Eric, if we're gonna be married, you really gotta ease up on the star wars stuff. 00:02:48	All right? it doesn't apply to everything. 00:02:51	I'm gonna have to rewrite my vows. 00:03:01	My favorite song? 00:03:02	The most beautiful girl in the world. 00:03:04	The light I look best in. 00:03:06	Uh, it's a tie between 20-watt soft-pink bulbs and midsummer sunset. 00:03:12	Very good, michael. 00:03:14	God, I missed this. 00:03:17	Oh, hey, um, have you guys seen steven? 00:03:20	I hear a weird piercing noise, but I don't know where it's coming from. 00:03:24	Do you hear anything, michael? 00:03:26	Yeah. it's just jackie. 00:03:29	Uh, jackie, I'm sorry you have to see me in this t-shirt. 00:03:32	I know how it emphasizes my hunkalicious bod. 00:03:37	Shut up, michael, ok? 00:03:38	I made a stupid slip. it meant nothing. 00:03:40	Right, because michael is my boyfriend. 00:03:43	I know he is, skankwad. 00:03:46	! 00:03:48	Girl fight! let's get it on! 00:03:54	We are not gonna fight. 00:03:56	Well, maybe you should kiss and make up. 00:04:03	Let's get it on! 00:04:07	What? what? wait. 00:04:12	Kitty, I'm just going to the corner to get you some soup. 00:04:17	I'm not leaving you for somebody younger and less dramatic. 00:04:24	This is your fault. 00:04:26	If I wanna get my wife out of bed, I gotta tie a rope around her and attach it to my bumper and pull her out like a stump. 00:04:37	So what were you saying, dear? 00:04:38	.. I'm getting married. 00:04:44	Oh, honey, how wonderful. 00:04:47	So who's the lucky girl? 00:04:55	.. 00:04:57	Donna. 00:04:59	Oh. 00:04:59	Well, I guess this is a small town. 00:05:09	Ok, what the hell did that mean? 00:05:11	That, my friend, is the seldom-heard but much-feared grandma burn. 00:05:19	Your only warning is the jingle of costume jewelry and the overpowering scent of ben-gay. 00:05:28	Well, you and jackie are certainly a mess. 00:05:30	I remember before nina when my love life was a mess. 00:05:36	It's perfect now, though. 00:05:38	Not like yours, which is a mess. 00:05:43	Steven, I've called three times in the last half-hour. 00:05:47	Yeah, I figured it was you, 'cause all the calls came during the commercials of the newlywed game. 00:05:53	So, what, now you're not taking my calls? 00:05:58	Why are you making such a big deal about this? 00:06:00	Because it is a big deal when you yell "get off my boyfriend" to a girl who's on someone who's not me. 00:06:07	Steven, I cannot be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth. 00:06:16	It didn't mean anything. 00:06:18	So that's your story? it didn't mean anything? 00:06:21	.. 00:06:23	So you just need to get over it. 00:06:25	Oh, yeah, don't worry. I'm over it. 00:06:29	In fact, I'm over you. 00:06:32	Wait, steven, what are you saying? 00:06:34	He's saying he's breaking up with you. 00:06:35	Are you not paying attention? 00:06:36	Because I'm on the edge of my freakin' seat here. 00:06:46	Steven? 00:06:53	[Door slams] .. 00:07:00	I have a girlfriend, and you don't. 00:07:54	] otc. 00:07:55	.. 00:07:56	Into a whole new zip code. 00:07:59	24/7. 00:08:00	Satisfaction guaranteed. 00:08:03	Thataboy. 00:08:04	[ Male Announcer ] Prilosec otc. 00:08:06	Heartburn gone. power on. 00:08:24	rightnow my nose and right around here. 00:08:27	(announcer)WANT TO GIVE AFRIN A TRY? 00:08:28	Yeah. 00:08:32	It cleared up right away. 00:08:35	[Music playing] Alright you guys, it's now time for the results of the Homecoming Queen election. 00:08:43	Your homecoming queen is... 00:08:48	Becca Winegar! 00:08:51	[Cheering and applause] ♪ What makes you different, makes you beautiful...♪ 00:10:11	So my grandma doesn't think donna's good enough for me. 00:10:15	! 00:10:17	Finally someone thinks donna's the lucky one. 00:10:20	" " yeah, that's right. I heard the whispers. 00:10:30	I just pretended not to. 00:10:32	Who was whispering? we said it right to you. 00:10:36	Well, I'm done with jackie, and I feel like a guy who had a 95-pound mole removed. 00:10:42	A 95-pound donny osmond-loving, shoe-shopping, ice-capade-attending mole. 00:10:48	Hyde, I know that's just coming from a place of deep, deep pain, and I really do feel bad that my foxitude broke you and jackie up. 00:10:59	And I'd tone it down, but I just don't know how! 00:11:08	Guys, I'm worried there's some unfinished business between michael and jackie. 00:11:12	When they were together, did she make him happy? 00:11:15	Well, she totally dominated him and made him feel bad about himself. 00:11:21	I guess what I'm asking is was she ever fat or anything? 00:11:31	Eric, how can your grandmother not like me? 00:11:34	Ooh, maybe I should wear my catholic school uniform around her more. 00:11:39	You know, people like me in that. 00:11:42	Well, guys, mostly, but, hey, give it a shot. 00:11:47	Grandmas have secrets, too. 00:11:53	Donna, steven broke up with me. 00:11:56	Oh, jackie, I'm sorry. 00:11:57	Hey, maybe he just wanted you to be able to spend more time with your other boyfriend. 00:12:01	Shut up, eric! shut up, eric! 00:12:04	Oh, it's you. 00:12:08	Didn't know they let slutballs in here. 00:12:11	Well, I've seen you in here, so I figured it was ok. 00:12:14	Oh, you don't know it, but you just burned yourself. 00:12:17	Oh, I know it. the question is, do you? 00:12:20	I just said I do. 00:12:24	So do i. so you are, too. 00:12:29	Donna, are you following this? 00:12:32	Um, I think one of 'em is a slutball, and one of 'em knows it. 00:12:37	I think what we need to do is go talk about michael. 00:12:40	I'll try to use small words so you can understand me. 00:12:45	That's not gonna be good enough. 00:12:52	Hey, grandma. 00:12:53	Good afternoon, mrs. sigurdson. 00:12:56	Nice day, huh? 00:13:00	No, it's raining, and my arthritis is kicking up. 00:13:05	What a coincidence. mine, too. 00:13:08	Boy, am I getting old. 00:13:11	Not too old, you know. 00:13:14	Whatever you are. 00:13:18	Wow. hey, grandma. 00:13:20	Donna brought you some salsa. 00:13:21	Yep, donna makes the best darn salsa outside of your beloved arizona. 00:13:26	It's a reflection of her longtime love affair with the southwest. 00:13:30	Much like your own. 00:13:32	Go, grand canyon! 00:13:36	So, eric, who are you seeing these days? 00:13:40	Ok, grandma, you have got to give donna a chance. 00:13:45	And I know you two will get along famously. 00:13:49	You have so much in common. 00:13:50	30, too. 00:13:56	sigurdson, I love eric with all my heart, and I know that when you give me a chance, you'll see that we're great together. 00:14:04	Well, that's very sweet. 00:14:06	And you're right. 00:14:07	I'm sure you're the nicest girl eric's met so far. 00:14:15	She is just so good at that. 00:14:20	See? 00:14:30	Isn't it better to be up and about than stuck in your bed for a week? 00:14:35	Well, this is better. 00:14:36	Why did I even let that woman get to me? 00:14:39	I'm gonna go get out of this robe. 00:14:41	And take a shower-- I mean, that's the spirit. 00:14:48	Your mother is a nutbag. 00:14:50	What did she do? 00:14:51	That thing where she pretends to be nice, but she's really insulting you? yes! 00:14:56	Frigid witch. 00:15:01	I'll get the bed ready. 00:15:04	How could she not like me? 00:15:07	How can she not like me? 00:15:10	You know what? 00:15:10	Maybe she just can't handle strong, healthy women. 00:15:13	And I am strong and healthy. 00:15:15	I bring home the bacon, I fry it up in a .. 00:15:20	I never, ever let red forget he's a man. 00:15:27	Well, I am not giving up on her. 00:15:29	Oh, why are you worried? 00:15:31	I'm the one who has to live the rest of my life in the same family with this woman. 00:15:36	.. 00:15:39	In the sense that, um, we're all part of the human family. 00:15:49	Steven, I have to tell you something. 00:15:51	Well, if it's "get off my boyfriend," don't worry, 'cause I already heard it. 00:15:57	No. look, I have to tell you, you were right. 00:16:01	When I said that, it did mean something. 00:16:05	And I thought it didn't because sometimes I just want things because other people have them. 00:16:09	Like--like once, I made my dad buy me a pet rat because my cousin had one. 00:16:14	But then the rat got so disgusting, I made my kitty cat hunt it. 00:16:19	I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 00:16:22	Who's the rat? am I the rat? 00:16:24	No. 00:16:26	No, steven. 00:16:29	Look, ok, I spoke to annette, and she made me realize that, ok, you know, maybe I do have some leftover feelings for michael, and then she said that if I wanted him, I'd have to fight for him. 00:16:42	But, steven, I know in my heart the only person I wanna fight for is you. 00:16:46	Really? oh, boy! 00:16:50	You like kelso, but you like me a little bit more? 00:16:52	you know what I think, jackie? 00:16:55	I think the only reason you're with me in the first place was to get back at kelso. 00:17:00	! 00:17:02	Ok, fine, you know what? 00:17:03	Maybe I do have feelings for michael, but what am I supposed to do? 00:17:07	He was my first boyfriend! and you know what? 00:17:09	You're gonna have to learn to deal with it, and if you can't, then you're gonna have to break up with me because of that, then I can't stop you. 00:17:15	But I think it's a real waste, because i love you. 00:17:25	I'm not saying it back! 00:17:35	I don't care. 00:17:37	[Groans] damn it! 00:17:42	[Sighs] so are we gonna go to the dance or what? 00:17:58	Oh, steven. 00:18:08	Well, it looks like I'm just in time for make-up sex. 00:18:14	Don't mind me. you'll barely hear me. 00:18:19	If you prefer, I can hide in the shower. 00:18:23	Fez, get out of here. 00:18:25	Ok, here I go. 00:18:38	So earlier today I mentioned that I would like your balloons to be my walkway of love, and you said ok. 00:18:47	Did you know what I meant? 00:18:48	Because I don't wanna surprise you with this one. 00:18:51	.. 00:18:55	That's it! 00:18:58	Hey, look who's back together. 00:19:01	What the hell? 00:19:02	Come on, jackie, let's dance. 00:19:09	How can she be with him, when she's so clearly not over me? 00:19:13	I think the question is how can you be with me when you're so clearly not over her? 00:19:18	Wait, is this a riddle? start over. 00:19:21	You're obviously still in love with jackie. 00:19:25	I'm going back to california. 00:19:28	Baby, no! 00:19:29	I'll prove that I'm over her. 00:19:31	I'll bet you 50 bucks that if we do it, I'll be into it. 00:19:36	Good-bye, michael. 00:19:37	Wait, but you win either way! 00:20:02	p o óú÷ 66C ♪♪ ♪♪ 00:20:31	[ giggling, squealing ] ♪♪ ♪♪ 00:20:34	[ Dad ] Hey! no! go away! 00:20:36	Go away! 00:20:37	[ laughter ] ♪♪ ♪♪ 00:21:58	♪♪ ♪♪ 00:22:00	[ Male Announcer ] .. 00:22:02	And hairstyles go. 00:22:03	But, to get the most out of every style, .. 00:22:08	Hair that's full and thick. 00:22:10	Excess build-up on your scalp can leave your hair looking thin. 00:22:12	New head & shoulders hair endurance for men has a hydrazinc formula designed to remove build-up and help restore your scalp to health, leaving you 100% flake free hair that's fuller and thicker looking -- guaranteed. 00:22:23	New head & shoulders hair endurance. 00:22:25	Respect the scalp. 00:22:25	Get the hair. 00:22:28	Oh, I feelso much better. ha ha. 00:22:30	I am a strong healthywoman who doesn't need to go to bed every time some mean old ladygives her a cross look. 00:22:37	That's right. 00:22:38	Good evening, mother. 00:22:41	Going out to dinner. 00:22:42	Oh. is thatwhat you're wearing? 00:22:48	I'll be in bed. 00:22:50	Captioning made possible bycarsey-werner distribution, llc. 00:22:53	Captioned by the nationalcaptioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- [13 By big star playing] are you breaking up with me? 00:23:16	.. 00:23:17	Are you giving back that ring? 00:23:22	Yes. 00:23:24	.. 00:23:29	Yes. 00:23:35	[Sobbing] Eric: That first kiss. 00:23:51	Ok, well, I'm gonna call it a day. 00:23:54	Good night. 00:23:56	Night. 00:24:05	By the way, thanks for the ride. 00:24:13	God, I wish we'd never kissed. 00:24:15	Man: Jeez, what a drama queen. 00:24:20	Who are you? 00:24:21	Let's go. 00:24:23	Go where? 00:24:24	Well, you said you wished that you'd never kissed her. 00:24:26	I can show you what would've happened if you never did. 00:24:29	What, are you like a genie? 00:24:31	Genies aren't real. tsk! 00:24:34	I'm an angel. 00:24:36	You're not an angel. 00:24:38	You don't even float. 00:24:39	Everyone knows angels float. 00:24:46	.. 00:24:48	God's favorite cherub. 00:24:51	Come with me and I will release you of your suffering. 00:24:57	Don't be afraid, little one. 00:25:01	.. 00:25:03	Are you coming on to me? 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00:28:50	I didn't know that. 00:28:51	Shh! this ismy favorite part. 00:28:55	Hey. 00:28:57	Hey. 00:00:00	What did she do? 00:00:01	That thing where she pretends to be nice, but she's really insulting you? yes! 00:00:06	Frigid witch. 00:00:11	I'll get the bed ready. 00:00:14	How could she not like me? 00:00:17	How can she not like me? 00:00:19	You know what? 00:00:20	Maybe she just can't handle strong, healthy women. 00:00:23	And I am strong and healthy. 00:00:24	I bring home the bacon, I fry it up in a .. 00:00:30	I never, ever let red forget he's a man. 00:00:36	Well, I am not giving up on her. 00:00:39	Oh, why are you worried? 00:00:40	I'm the one who has to live the rest of my life in the same family with this woman. 00:00:45	.. 00:00:48	In the sense that, um, we're all part of the human family. 00:00:58	Steven, I have to tell you something. 00:01:01	Well, if it's "get off my boyfriend," don't worry, 'cause I already heard it. 00:01:07	No. look, I have to tell you, you were right. 00:01:11	When I said that, it did mean something. 00:01:14	And I thought it didn't because sometimes I just want things because other people have them. 00:01:19	Like--like once, I made my dad buy me a pet rat because my cousin had one. 00:01:24	But then the rat got so disgusting, I made my kitty cat hunt it. 00:01:28	I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 00:01:32	Who's the rat? am I the rat? 00:01:34	No. 00:01:35	No, steven. 00:01:39	Look, ok, I spoke to annette, and she made me realize that, ok, you know, maybe I do have some leftover feelings for michael, and then she said that if I wanted him, I'd have to fight for him. 00:01:51	But, steven, I know in my heart the only person I wanna fight for is you. 00:01:55	Really? oh, boy! 00:01:59	You like kelso, but you like me a little bit more? 00:02:02	you know what I think, jackie? 00:02:04	I think the only reason you're with me in the first place was to get back at kelso. 00:02:09	! 00:02:11	Ok, fine, you know what? 00:02:13	Maybe I do have feelings for michael, but what am I supposed to do? 00:02:16	He was my first boyfriend! and you know what? 00:02:19	You're gonna have to learn to deal with it, and if you can't, then you're gonna have to break up with me because of that, then I can't stop you. 00:02:24	But I think it's a real waste, because i love you. 00:02:35	I'm not saying it back! 00:02:45	I don't care. 00:02:47	[Groans] damn it! 00:02:52	[Sighs] so are we gonna go to the dance or what? 00:03:08	Oh, steven. 00:03:17	Well, it looks like I'm just in time for make-up sex. 00:03:24	Don't mind me. you'll barely hear me. 00:03:29	If you prefer, I can hide in the shower. 00:03:33	Fez, get out of here. 00:03:34	Ok, here I go. 00:03:48	So earlier today I mentioned that I would like your balloons to be my walkway of love, and you said ok. 00:03:57	Did you know what I meant? 00:03:58	Because I don't wanna surprise you with this one. 00:04:01	.. 00:04:05	That's it! 00:04:08	Hey, look who's back together. 00:04:10	What the hell? 00:04:12	Come on, jackie, let's dance. 00:04:19	How can she be with him, when she's so clearly not over me? 00:04:22	I think the question is how can you be with me when you're so clearly not over her? 00:04:28	Wait, is this a riddle? start over. 00:04:31	You're obviously still in love with jackie. 00:04:35	I'm going back to california. 00:04:37	Baby, no! 00:04:38	I'll prove that I'm over her. 00:04:41	I'll bet you 50 bucks that if we do it, I'll be into it. 00:04:45	Good-bye, michael. 00:04:47	Wait, but you win either way! 00:05:52	) the wipes americans trust most to clean and disinfect are the only wipes with a low-streak formula. 00:06:01	Clorox disinfecting wipes, tough enough to tacklethe germiest messes, even on yourshiniest surfaces without leaving a streaky trail like other wipes. 00:06:14	Clorox disinfecting wipes, the wipes you can trustto clean, disinfect and shine. 00:08:13	Oh, I feelso much better. ha ha. 00:08:15	I am a strong healthywoman who doesn't need to go to bed every time some mean old ladygives her a cross look. 00:08:22	That's right. 00:08:23	Good evening, mother. 00:08:26	Going out to dinner. 00:08:27	Oh. is thatwhat you're wearing? 00:08:33	I'll be in bed. 00:08:35	Captioning made possible bycarsey-werner distribution, llc. 00:08:57	♪♪♪ 00:08:59	hey, red, I got a question for you. 00:09:02	My wife says she doesn't want anything for valentine's day. 00:09:06	So I'm off the hook, right? 00:09:08	Let me tell you a little story. 00:09:11	There was a woman, a newlywed, and she told her husband, rather than waste money on gifts, save for retirement. 00:09:22	And so he never bought her a gift. 00:09:24	Not for christmas, birthdays, never. 00:09:27	And 50 years later, she thanked him. 00:09:30	And you know who that woman was? 00:09:34	No. 00:09:35	That woman was the invisible dancing fairy of dumb-ass land. 00:09:43	Allwomen want gifts. 00:09:46	Well, what do you get A STRIPPER, ANYWAY? (chuckles) Ooh, how about a robe and a father who gave a damn? 00:09:56	forman, life's a trade-off. 00:09:59	If her father gave a damn, I wouldn't have this smile on my face. 00:10:03	(chuckles) Well, steven, it is important to keep romance alive once you're married. 00:10:09	That's why I bought a present for red, and I'm sure he has one for me because he loves me and he knows what I'm capable of. 00:10:17	That's right, honey. 00:10:17	Wait till you see what I got ya. 00:10:20	Ha ha ha ha! 00:10:25	You romantic little devil, you. 00:10:28	Not hardly. 00:10:28	Follow me, rookie. 00:10:31	(clears throat) Ever since I forgot kitty's birthday that one year, I keep a stash of gifts down here. 00:10:40	That way, even if I forget, I remember. 00:10:45	Go ahead, I'll spot you one. 00:10:49	Oh, hey, these wool mittens .. 00:10:53	If only they were black, leather and a bra. 00:10:58	So what are you giving kitty? 00:11:00	Ah, this needlepoint. 00:11:03	She'll like it because it's fun, and I'll like it because it'll keep her occupied for gigantic chunks of time. 00:11:11	♪♪♪ 00:11:12	jackie, dear, thank you for booking that lovely couple on our "fools for love" piece. 00:11:20	Oh, that guy was so cute. 00:11:22	You know, he said no matter where he went, he always heard his wife's voice " well, apparently, another voice in his head told him to push her off a ferris wheel. 00:11:33	Oh, my god! oh, no, no, no. 00:11:34	That's horrible. 00:11:37	we don't have a couple for today's show. 00:11:42	You've got three hours to find another one, or you're fired. 00:11:49	Oh, I'm just kidding. 00:11:53	No, I'm not. 00:11:55	(door slams, door opens) Seriously, jackie, just kidding about firing you. 00:12:03	(telephone rings) george's office. 00:12:07	(Christine) I wasn't kidding. 00:12:13	Psst, jackie, come here. 00:12:15	Ugh! what do you want? 00:12:17	I wanted to say don't worry. 00:12:19	It'll all work out between you and christine. 00:12:22	Oh. well, thanks. 00:12:28	(telephone rings) george's office. 00:12:31	(singsongy voice) You're gonna get fired! 00:12:33	You're gonna get fired! 00:12:33	(laughs) ♪ Hangin' out ♪ 00:12:44	♪ down the street ♪ 00:12:48	♪ the same old thing ♪ 00:12:51	♪ that we did last week ♪ 00:12:55	♪ not a thing to do ♪ 00:12:58	♪ but talk to you ♪ 00:13:02	♪ we're all all right ♪ 00:13:05	♪ we're all all right ♪ 00:13:07	(man) HELLO, WISCONSIN! 00:13:15	Want mega-watt lips? 00:13:15	Trade your old lipstick for avon's bold new ultra color rich mega impact lipstick. 00:13:20	Color not just vivid. 00:13:22	But hi-def. 00:13:23	Our chromapixel technology amps the reds. 00:13:26	Pops the pinks. 00:13:27	For multi-faceted colors. 00:13:29	New mega impact lipstick. 00:13:31	Only avon's got it. 00:13:31	And now for a limited timeturn in your old lipstick to your avon representative and get a boldmega impact lipstick for a special price. 00:13:39	com to finda representative today. 00:14:15	Farm sandwich. 00:14:17	How 'bout a pudding cup pudding cup whose... 00:14:19	Pudding cup! 00:14:19	Can I get a Halloween candy? 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