An Important Rap Song


 * Gunhaver: ...pants back on, Blue Laser!
 * Blue Laser Commander: How could you possibly refer to these as pants!?
 * Gunhaver: Ahahaha! Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll! [Fightgar and Silent Rip looked confused]
 * Silent Rip: Uh, that's not what we usually say-
 * Gunhaver: Yeah, whatever. It's riggidy-roll from now on.
 * Singers: Buy all our playsets and toys!
 * Crack Stuntman: Hi, kids. BLAAAAH'm Crack Stuntman. I'm the voice of the gun-shaver on Cheat Commandos, here with an important rap song about safety and spring break. Bust it!

Well you're a rich kid, living in the suburbs,

and there's not a whole lot to do.

You stroll into the kitchen and what do you find?

A bunch of knives cold staring at you!

So,

Kidz, don't play wit' 2 many knives.

C'mon, c'mon.

Crack Stuntman gonna save some lives.

Awwwwwww...

It's spring break,

Girlies running wild,

Jet to the beach

wearin' the freshest styles.

Meet a bunch of kids from Alabama!

Beach volleyball slammajamma!

Putt-putt, go carts, bungee-jumpin'!

Crack Stuntman keeps the bass pumpin'!

Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh,

Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh.

Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh,

Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh.

Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh,

Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh.

Poo-poo-ha-ha-ha-ha-huh-ha-huh.

Holla for a dolla!

Shout for some clout!

Somebody say holla for a dolla!

Let's turn this party out!

Bonfire on the beach and people start to dance,

Find a fly girlie for some beach romance.

But then a fresh honey comes walkin' by.

How can a man choose between fresh and fly?

(spoken) And believe me, there is a difference!

Throw your hands in the air for some high-fives,

and kidz, don't play wit' 2 many knives.

And I am out!


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