Welcome to Space


 * Chance Sureshot: Here's your new jumpsuits. They got your names on 'em. Pretty cool, right? [Benson holds his jumpsuit]
 * Benson: No, not cool.
 * Sureshot: Harsh.
 * Benson: You should keep this anyway. I'm not staying.
 * Colonel Rawls: Tuh... You still don't get it. You don't think this mission is important. Well, fine! We don't need you! All that matters is that we have a team that wants to be here.
 * Mordecai: This seems like a pretty important mission. You don't wanna experience that?
 * Skips: Come on, Benson, just stay with us!
 * Benson: I can't believe you are all fine with this. [scoffs, holds his clipboard] I mean, if this is a peaceful mission, why do we have to practice using weapons? Why did I have to wear that fax machine like a jerk if you didn't have anything important for me to do?! I had a good life and then you had to drag us up here!
 * Col. Rawls: No more questions, that's an order!
 * Benson: Why would I listen to you?! I'm the park manager!!
 * Col. Rawls: Well, I'm the colonel, which is about 100 positions higher than you!
 * [Col. Rawls snatches and chucks Benson's clipboard into the trash, incinerates like a black crumpled piece of paper; everyone gasps]
 * Col. Rawls: Are ya done?
 * Benson: Oh, I'm done. I'm done with all of this!!
 * Col. Rawls: Then go, then! We can get a pod back to Earth for ya, quitter!
 * Benson: Sounds great! I'm out! [he walks out the office]
 * Col. Rawls: Shoot. I thought for sure that was gonna work.


 * [a disheveled Benson inserts his dusty VHS tape in a player, it plays to see Mordecai holding the camera with Earth in the background]
 * Mordecai: Hey, Benson. Um, we get why you want to go back to Earth, but I'm not sure we were really upfront about why we wanted you to stay. [Benson starts crying]
 * Skips: It just wouldn't be the same without you. [cut footage to Rigby]
 * Rigby: I won't be able to keep up with work without you breathing down my neck. [cut to Muscle Man]
 * Muscle Man: And who am I gonna have wing-eating contests with, huh? [Fives pops up behind him]
 * Hi-Five Ghost: I've always appreciated your no-nonsense attitude and dedication to your work. It's really inspiring. [Benson wipes his crying face; Eileen holds the camera]
 * Eileen: Hey, Benson. I don't know you very well, but I do know you mean a lot to these guys, and I'd like a chance to get to know you better too. You do have the best chance of keeping Rigby from blowing something up.
 * Rigby: It's true! I already broke the first camera we tried to record this with. [cut to Pops]
 * Pops: We all really look up to you, but also, you are our friend. And we'll miss you a lot, and...
 * [Pops starts crying loudly, Benson cries out in his sadness. Rigby places camera with the crew and Eileen]
 * Skips: All right, you get it. We'll miss you, so... don't go, all right?
 * Mordecai: Yeah, Benson. We can't do this without you.
 * [The title card appears that says "Space needs you, Benson!" and then the screen squiggles]
 * Benson: [scared] I made a huge mistake. [yells] I SHOULD'VE STAYED IN SPACE!!!