Bob And Larry Solve The Mideast Crisis

Opening Countertop

 * [opening credits, music]
 * Bob: Hi, folks. I'm Bob the Tomato.
 * Larry: And I'm Larry the Cucumber.
 * Bob: Welcome to VeggieTales. [to Larry] Ah, Larry. What are you doing?
 * Larry: [displays a tube of toothpaste] Trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube.
 * Bob: Trying to...
 * Larry: Yeah, I wasn't looking. I squirted too much of it out. [to the camera] It's important to brush your teeth kids, but you see, with only one tooth, I don't need that much. It's not putting it back in the tube. Don't want to be wasteful.
 * Bob: Well, but Larry, I don't think that there's much way you can...
 * Larry: No, I gotta figure it out here, Bob. You just squeeze it here and...
 * Bob: No Larry. I don't think that... [Larry squirts the toothpaste out of the tube making Bob furious] Larry!
 * Larry: Oh no. That wasn't supposed to happen. Now I've got toothpaste all over the place.
 * Bob: You mean all over me!
 * Larry: [notices Bob has toothpaste all over him] Whoops. Sorry, Bob.
 * Bob: Mmph! Somebody got a towel? [he wipes the toothpaste off him] Okay. Now where was I? Oh yeah. [finds a sheet of paper] Larry. Today we have a letter from a kid named Landon. Landon said that he accidentally stepped his friend Brandon's foot, and that Brandon said that he has the right to step on Landon's foot and return. He wants to know if Brandon is right about individual rights. Should they always be equal?
 * Larry: [still holding the tube of toothpaste] Hey, that's a question I can't relate to, I mean... considering that we don't have any feet.
 * Bob: Well, the same question could apply to other thing. I mean... Suppose Landon has accidentally poked someone in the eye. Or since we were on the subject of teeth, what if he had knocked someone's tooth out?
 * Larry: Hmm, the old eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth question.
 * Bob: I think we might have a video that would address that, Larry.
 * Larry: Oh, really?
 * Bob: Yes. Except this one's about trees.
 * Larry: Trees? It'll never work, Bob. You see, trees don't have eyes, or feet, or teeth. They have a lot of leaves, though, and plenty of bark. In fact, since they don't have any teeth, it might be said that their bark is worse than their bite.
 * Bob: Ah, Larry. Let's just watch the movie.
 * Larry: [shows the tube of toothpaste again] Okay, Bob. While we do, I'll look for a better way to get the toothpaste back in the tube.
 * Bob: Oh, yeah. And I'll stand a safe distance away. [scene fades to black]