LEGO Dimensions


 * X-PO: Hey, I found the thing! Uh. I mean. "Anomaly located, master."
 * Lord Vortech: Yes... I've found it!
 * X-PO: Uh... you found it?
 * Lord Vortech: After all these years of searching, it really exists... Foundation Prime. This depicts the Foundation Elements - artefects from start of time, scattered across the dimmensions. And only I can gather them all in one place.
 * X-PO: Just so you know... the Foundation Elements are the cornerstones of time and space. So they're... Kinda important. To the... Entire universe.
 * Lord Vortech: Your services are no longer required.
 * X-PO: But the elements can't be safety harnessed - it's too dangerous! And what about that pay raise you promised meeeee...?!
 * Lord Vortech: I will have them all. I will control their power. I will make universes colide! Aargh- No! I will not be denied perfection! My dedication to this work has taken its toll. Not for much longer can I freely pass between dimensions... But, there is another way. (Laughs)
 * Robin: Hey! No littering. What does Bane want with all this Kryptonite, Batman?
 * Batman: What everyone wants with Kryptonite, to take down Superman. But not today. Cut him off at the bridge - we'll have him cornered.
 * Robin: Okay, Batman. Whoa!
 * Bane: Oh. And we were having such a nice chase.
 * Batman: Robin?
 * Gandalf: You shall not pass! Aaaaarrrrrr!
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Gandalf: Fly you, fools.
 * Frodo: Nooo!
 * Batman: Where's Robin?
 * Gandalf: What? Behind you!
 * Batman: I said, where's Robin?
 * Gandalf: My dear fellow, I have no idea what you are talking about. Have you tried looking in a tree?
 * Batman: Not a Robin - Robin. He got sucked into a weird hole in Gotham. I jumped in and and it lead me to you!
 * Gandalf: And you are?
 * Batman: I'm Batman.
 * Ganddalf: My thanks.
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Gandalf: Frodo! The Ring! Frodo has the One Ring - it cannot fall into the enemy's hands! Quickly, fly!
 * Batman: I'm not actual bat, Gandalf!
 * Samwise Gamgee: I s'pose we'll just wait for them, then.
 * MetalBeard: Arr! It be Wyldstyle who jigged the best-
 * Unikitty: This dance-off was FIXED!!! I mean "Well done, Wyldstyle."
 * Wyldstyle: Yes! I mean, y'know, whatever. Ngh! Hey, wait, that's mine!
 * MetalBeard: Whoa! Wyldstyle! What, wh- WHOAAAAA! Arr! It be a kraken, I know it.
 * Emmet: What the- Where'd MetalBeard go?!
 * Batman: Agh!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Oof!
 * Wyldstyle: Batman?! Gandalf! Batman?!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Ow - you landed on my back, man.
 * Batman: I'm Batman.
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): No, I didn't say... Hey, I'm Batman!
 * Batman: I'm Batman!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): I'M Batman!
 * Batman: I'm Batman.
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): I'm BATMAN!
 * Gandalf: Oh, twins. I wonder if one of them is evil?
 * Unikitty: Where did you come from? And why are there two Bat... mans? Bat... men? Bat... mens?
 * Batman: There aren't. There's only one Batman... ...I don't know who the stiff is.
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Hey!
 * Gandalf: Well, this is all wonderful, but I don't suppose you saw a young Halfling pass this way?
 * Emmet: What's a Halfling?
 * Wyldstyle: The only thing we saw was our friend MetalBeard getting dragged into a strange vortex.
 * Batman: I think it was some kind of dimensional rift... Where is it?
 * Emmet: It disappeared after it took him.
 * Wyldstyle: So you didn't cause all that?
 * Gandalf: Might I suggest that we set out on a quest to find this, er, "rift" you say?
 * Unikitty: A quest?! Let me go pack some rainbow colored LEGO bricks!
 * Emmet: ANd I'll get my wrench!
 * Gandalf: We shall be the Fellowship of the- Aaaaarrrrr!
 * Wyldstyle: Aaaaarrrrr!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): "Fellowship of the Aar!"? That's a terrible name!
 * Emmet: Aw! They left without the whole gang!
 * Unikitty: Gang, shmang! They left without *me*! Rargh!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): That guy wasn't anything special. Ngh... Hup! Oof! Dang it!
 * Gandalf: We are at this straneg beast's mercy and I do not trust where it is leading us, we must get out!
 * Batman: Agreed. I need your scanner. If I can locate whatever's generating this rift... ...Then I can disrupt it.
 * Gandalf: Does that mean it worked?
 * Wyldstyle: Well, I don't quite knew what you did., but we're still alive.
 * Gandalf: Are you sure?
 * Batman: This technology looks advanced... My guess? That gateway created the rift that brought us here.
 * Gandalf: Which gateway?
 * Batman: The one exploded.
 * Gandalf: Hmm... Then perhaps...
 * Wyldstyle: ...We should rebuild it!
 * Gandalf: I SHALL pass... this over to someone else.
 * Gateway Keeper: Re-routing from back-up power. All systems are go. Limited system functionality restored.
 * Wyldstyle: "Limited system functionality"? Am I going to lose an arm if I go through that thing?
 * Batman: It does look unstable, I saw some glowing parts get sucked into it - they must have been important.
 * Gandalf: Well, it seems to be... alive, at least.
 * Wyldstyle: My relic scanner's showing that there's definitely something through here.
 * Gandalf: Could it be leading us to the missing bricks?
 * Batman: Could be...
 * Wyldstyle: Or MetalBeard?
 * Batman: Couldn't be.
 * MetalBeard: Aaaaaar!
 * Wyldstyle: That's MetalBeard! He's in trouble! Or he's happy, he uses "Aar!" for a lot of things. Either way, we have to find him!
 * Batman: We are not in Gotham anymore.
 * Gandalf: I would have had a more pleasant journey on the back of that Balrog.
 * Batman: It's so... colorful.
 * Gandalf: Yes. It is rather pleasant.
 * Wyldstyle: I can't see MetalBeard.
 * Batman: Well, something's close. You're still tracking that signal. This way.
 * Wyldstyle: Careful. This place might look pretty but we can't let our guard down.
 * Gandalf: Confound it! What inconsiderate tool of a Took would have their cart in a such a place?
 * Wyldstyle: Time to think outside the box!
 * Batman: The world's greatest detective strikes again.
 * ("Off To See The Wizard" plays)
 * Wyldstyle: Is that... singing?
 * Gandalf: It's not just singing - it's a singing scarecrow. Among other oddites.
 * Batman: The Scarecrow! I knew it! This is all hallucination.
 * Wyldstyle: I think he's going crazy.
 * Gandalf: Going, my dear? He's wearing a bat costume.
 * ("Off To See The Wizard" continues playing)
 * Batman: You're coming with me, Scarecrow!
 * Dorothy: Another one to join us on our journey. And what are you missing?
 * Batman: A sense of humor. Hand him over!
 * Dorothy: But why ever would we do that?
 * Batman: Because he's a heartless villain!
 * Tin Woodman: No. I'm heartless... he's brainless.
 * Scarecrow: Am I still a villain, though?
 * Cowardly Lion: I s..s...see something scary.
 * Tin Woodman: What? Is it Toto again?
 * Dorothy: Oh my! You are heartless! Oh no! Not anoher tornado.
 * Cowardly Lion: Aargh.
 * Gandalf: What on Middle-earth is going on?
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah, who was that laughing?
 * Batman: I don't know.
 * Wyldstyle: Look! Is that one of the pieces from the gateway?
 * Batman: Yes! Let's grab it and get out of this place!
 * Wyldstyle: Okay, so I'm guessing those are NOT normal poppies... Do we have anything that will help us cross safety?
 * Gandalf: We're almost there! Goodness, this has been remarkably easy, hasn't it?
 * Batman: Oh, you just to jinx it, didn't you?
 * Wicked Witch: Now that meddling do-gooder is gone, all of Oz is mine. So long, Dorthy! So long. What's that? Something magical? It looks like so pretty... it feels so powerful! They can't have it.
 * Gandalf: It would appear we're not the only ones interested in the gateway pieces.
 * Wicked Witch: Get away from my property! Whatever it is.
 * Batman: We've got monkey dive-bombers!
 * Wyldstyle: Ugh. This place makes Cloud Cuckoo Land look normal.
 * Wicked Witch: So you won't take a warning, eh? I'll take care of you now! Hehehehe.
 * Gandalf: What dark sorcery is this?
 * Batman: Oracle, how do I beat this thing? Ah, I'll just keep hitting it.
 * Wicked Witch: A spell to halt the progress ahead! To freeze, to blind my foes in red. Hahaha! Gah! You bothersome little worm! I'll get you for that! What are you flying fools waiting for? Attack! Attack.
 * Wyldstyle: Flying monkeys? They're coming this way!
 * Wicked Witch: Stay in the red mist, that's just fine! Your thoughts, your moves, your actions are mine! Hahaha! Nnyahhh! I'll teach pesky little troublemakers like you to get in MY way! I'l get you, my pretty, and your giant dog, too.
 * Batman: I'm a bat... ...Man.
 * Wicked Witch: Seize the shiny and fly! Fly back to the castle.
 * Wyldstyle: Nuh-uh! No you don't! Agh!
 * Wicked Witch: You'll have to be faster than that, my lady! Without my sister's ruby slippers you're no match for me! Away, my pretties! Away.
 * Batman: Now this is more my kinda scene... Dark and spooky...
 * Gandalf: I think this contraption could almost give shadowlax a run for his money!
 * Batman: Looks like they were lying in wait... Or should that be "flying?" in wait?...
 * Talking Tree: What do you think you're doing? Oh you...
 * Gandalf: Allow me to deal with this! A curious arrangement... Aha! You cannot fool an Istari! I say, that WAS rather exciting, wasn't it?
 * Wyldstyle: Ugh... Remind me not to do THAT again...
 * Batman: A gigantic castle for just one person? I'm beginning to like this witch...
 * Gandalf: Prepare to see some fireworks! I should probably check that this doesn't have any evil inscriptions... No, it seems quite safe! At least there was no riddle to open this door.
 * Wicked Witch: So, you made it inside, did you? Well I hope you like it here I'm going to make sure you never leave! Nnyaaaha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa.
 * Batman: The Wicked Witch is getting away! Gotta get her now!
 * Wyldstyle: Let me show you how it's done! Who the heck built this thing?
 * Wicked Witch: So... You've come to steal my treasure, have you? And you think you'll escape with it, do you? You won't even escape with your lives. (Laughs)
 * Batman: Why can't you do that kind of magic?
 * Gandalf: Hmmph! All she's doing is moving faster than the eye can follow.
 * Wyldstyle: Then let's find a way to stop her.
 * Wicked Witch: You can't steal my new toy from me! I'm the only one who knows how to use it! It's of no use to you.
 * Batman: This has gone on long enough, Wicked Witch... Surrender the piece!
 * Gandalf: You shall not pass!
 * Wicked Witch: Stay in the red mist, that's just fine! Your thoughts, your moves, your actions are mine! Hahaha! Curses! CURSES! My Crystal Ball! My new powers are... gone! GONE!
 * Wyldstyle: I think I've got an idea to keep her preoccupied... Time to get building!
 * Wicked Witch: Argh! You cursed brat!
 * Batman: Bat.
 * Wicked Witch: I'm melting! Melting! Oh what a world, what a world! Make sure to cancel my newspaper delivery...
 * Gandalf: How do you suppose she ever took a bath?
 * Wyldstyle: Maybe that isn't monkeys we can smell? Another rift!
 * Gandalf: Batman!
 * Batman: On it!
 * Gandalf: I believe the rift is becoming unstable! Shall we take our leave through it?
 * Wyldstyle: Where do you think this one leads?
 * Batman: Wherever it is, it's gotta be better than this garish nightmare! Come on!
 * Lord Vortech: Ah, good guys?
 * Scarecrow: I might be a villain.
 * Tin Woodman: Ignore him.
 * Lord Vortech: Thank you - to the left, please. Oh, and you won't be needing those lovely ruby slippers anymore, my dear!
 * Robin: Have you got any idea where we are or what's going on?
 * Dorothy: I know it's not Kansas. They took my slippers.
 * Frodo: They took my ring, too.
 * Robin: And the Kryptonite I was holding.
 * MetalBeard: Any my treasure chest of ill-gotten booty...
 * Robin: Don't worry, MetalBeard. We'll get it back.
 * MetalBeard: Aar?
 * Robin: And then I will return to the rightful owners.
 * MetalBeard: Aar.
 * Lord Vortech: Excellent. Place them with the other elements. (Laughs) Bad guys? Excellent. To the right please.
 * Saruman: I am Saruman the White. I am not a 'bad guy'.
 * Joker: Pff! Please.
 * Lord Vortech: Look! Sauron!
 * Saruman: My Lord Saruman, it is I, your faithful serv-
 * 'Joker: Hahahaha!
 * Saruman: Oh. To the right you say?
 * Lord Vortech: If you don't mind. You'll find lots of fun weapons and we can offer you some excellent opportunities to use them.
 * Joker: Well, we'd have to be crazy to refuse that offer!
 * Lord Vortech: Mmm?
 * Joker: That means we're in.
 * Gandalf: Goodness, I almost lost my staff that time.
 * Wyldstyle: Same here Except with my lunch.
 * Gateway Keeper: Hey, nice job. You bought back the Shift Keystone.
 * Wyldstyle: Keystone? What's a keystone?
 * Batman: I'm guessing it's this.
 * Wyldstyle: Let's do this!
 * Batman: Urgh... Why do these things always have to be so... bright?
 * Gandalf: Oh!
 * Wyldstyle: Where are we?!
 * Batman: And why does everything look... Strange?
 * Homer: (Screams)
 * Krusty: Hey, hey, kids!
 * Batman: Enough TV. Let's figure why we're here.
 * Wyldstyle: I'm Wyldstyle! And I'm not a DJ!
 * Hans Moleman: Over here! Help me!
 * Wyldstyle: Time to see what a Msater Builder can really do!
 * Gandalf: I think this contraption could almost give shadowfax a run for his money!
 * Batman: Interesting. The markings on this device appear to be the same as on the Shift Keystone. Perhaps they're killed? Someone's trying to help us...
 * Batman: Hey!
 * Wyldstyle: Batman! Whoa!
 * Gandalf: Whoa!
 * Batman: Whoa! What the heck is going on?
 * Wyldstyle: I don't know.
 * Batman: Here we go again. That's right... It's the bat!
 * Lord Business: The Foundation Element has been located... It's in the... in the hands of an employee...
 * Computer System Warning: System compromised Self Destruct intizing in T-minus 3, 2, 1.
 * Gandalf: Self... what?
 * Computer SYstem Warning: Warning: Detonation.
 * Gandalf: Only part of the message was relayed. We need more information.
 * Batman: Alright... No more Mr. Nice Bat.
 * Lord Business: Do everything it takes to get hold of this employee, one Homer J... Sempson? ...Sempson? ...Sim... oh whatever. JUST GET HIM.
 * Computer System Warning: Second System compromised. Self Distruct intalallzing in T-Minus 3, 2, 1. Detonation.
 * Batman: Hmm... I think the tool for this job is in my other Batsuit...
 * Gandalf: This is Wizard's work... This creature is still alott, there must be more to it hidden away inside, keeping it alive...
 * Lord Business: Once we have the artfact we move back. Utilize The Asset and his secret weapon if there's any resistance.
 * Gandalf: We must retrieve the artefact before the enemies.
 * Computer System Warning: Proximitry Alert. Emergency Landing incoming. Raise in altitude suggested.
 * Batman: This says we're heading towards Springfield nuclear power plant. And that... Was our brakes.
 * Homer: It's not selling out, it's co-branding! Co-branding!
 * Gandalf: Ow. What do you suppose these internal contraptions want here?
 * Batman: Wyldstyle, your scanner.
 * Wyldstyle: There's something at the other end of the plant, maybe the keystone?
 * Batman: Let's check it out...
 * Homer: What do I do? What do I do? All right, brain. It's all up to you. Check core temperature... I just press this button... D'oh!
 * Batman: This is going to be like ACE Chemicals all over again!
 * Homer: Vent radioactive gas? N-O. Homer, your genius heh heh heh!
 * Batman: Is he deliberately trying to make things harder?
 * Homer: This is my chance to show everyone how professional I am.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah, someone else should probably take a look at this...
 * Lord Business: ...so what I'm saying is, why didn't you just cut a bigger hole?
 * Wyldstyle: Lord Business......
 * Lord Business: Wyldstyle? It "was" you meddling! Hey, I'd love to catch up, but I have to grab something and then destroy you and your friends, mmkay? Mmkay. Get the element.
 * Homer: Ow! Hoo-hoo! Ow, my thingies! I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. Oh my gosh, space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
 * Lord Business: That's the grabbing done. Now, what was the other thing?
 * Homer: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
 * Lord Business: Well it was nice of you guys to drop in but I don't have time to play. I'm a little busy.
 * Batman: Hmph. I've fought tougher enemies than this with my cowl backwards.
 * Gandalf: Some outside the box thinking is required here, I believe.
 * Lord Business: Look, this is a new gun okay. It needs a little time to charge so my goons will distract you, okay?
 * Wyldstyle: Ugh... Remind me not do that again...
 * Lord Busniess: Argh! Why are you so difficult? Just stay still and let me get you already! Really!? It's like you're just asking me to just attack you in lots of different and interesting ways. DO you mind? This is a NEW SUIT! We all know toxic waste gives you awesome super powers, so you just keep on trying that. Thanks!
 * Wyldstyle: I have literally no idea what do with this.
 * Lord Business: Tell him it's show-time. Look at that! Right into my hand!
 * Homer: Hey, get your own pants!
 * Lord Business: Hey, it's been great seeing you again, Wyldstyle, but I have somewhere less exploding to be. You know what to do.
 * Joker: Roll up, roll up and witness the hysterically hilarious, the riotously ridiculous, the marvelously mirthful... me! Well, if isn't my old pal Batsy...
 * Batman: Joker...
 * Joker: Ding-ding-ding! One point to the Dork Knight! Haha! But, you can tell me what this is? Too late! My experts say it's power unit. So let's use if it's got enough juice to wake up an old friend of yours, Bat-brain! I think it does!
 * Batman: Joker! What are you doing? Oh, not this again... Duck!
 * Joker: Ready for round two?!
 * Gandalf: I shall banish you to the fiery depths!
 * Joker: Hey! Now that's not very nice!
 * Batman: That's done it.
 * Joker: Don't forget to go out with a smile! Nice of you to come out and play.
 * Batman: Hitting him will interrupt his sequence and do some damage... but he's too far away!
 * Joker: Will you just PLAY NICE? It's not a show with out THE JOKER! That's me by the way.
 * Gandalf: The metal giant appears to have a strange contraption attached to it.
 * Batman: You just made a big mistake!
 * Joker: Ooh, this looks valuable... Nuh-uh! Hi, I'm going to need a taxi from the roof of Springfield Nuclear Power plant- Oh, never mind, one's here. Be seeing you around, Bat. Wooargh...
 * Gandalf: I'll take that, thank-you. Shall we?
 * Joker: ...and then they stole this shiny thing I found!
 * Lord Vortech: Chance meetings and setbacks to your petty pilfering do not concern me. We have the Foundation Element - that is all that maters.
 * Joker: Trust me, if you underestimate the Creped Crusader, you'll end up getting battered...
 * Gateaway Keeper: Three it is - the Chroma Keystone. Now we're talkin'.
 * Batman: Let's see what this one can do.
 * Gandalf: Oh dear... This is like that battle with the Balrog all over again...
 * Wyldstyle: My scanner's picking up a new dimension! No, wait... just a smudge on the screen. Never mind! Now where are we?
 * Master Chen: Hahaha! What a delightful surprise. More competitors for my tournament of elements. Did you arrange this, Clouse? No matter. I sense great power in them. Power that will soon be mine. You. Bring our guests... Up to speed.
 * Griffin Turner: Yes, Master Chen. Turner, Element of Speed and Time, you're up. Let's see how our new contenders fare.
 * Wyldstyle: When master builds go wrong!
 * Griffin Turner: You'll never keep up.
 * Master Chen: Hee heee haha hahaha.
 * Griffin Turner: Whoah! Who put that there?! I can't stop!... Wait, I'm so fast I can outrun this thing! Haha! Sure I can I... I can... (Gasps)... no... getting... tired... nooo.
 * Master Chen: only ONE can remain! Hahaha. Hah ha ha! Very creative! Shall we say... 'Best of Three'? Gravis! Element of Gravity. He'll turn your world upside down. Heh heh heh.
 * Gandalf: you shall not pass! Prepare to see some fireworks!
 * Mastre Chen: Life time supply of Master Chen Noodles to the winner. Most interesting and entertaining. Guard bring me more popcorn. Now for your final foe... Karlof, Element of Metal. Now's your chance to prove your... well... METTLE! Ha-ha.
 * Karlof: Ha. This no problem for Karlof. Karlof crush you. Metal power. Karlof smash. Wuhhhhgggggg.
 * Master Chen: You-you cheated! Nobody cheats in my tournament! Nobody! Agh! Oooh.
 * Lex Luthor: That staff! Hand it over!
 * Master Chen: No! No more surprise guests. Uh-oh. Everyone! Stop him.
 * Batman: Whatever Lex Luthor wants with that staff, it won't be good. Come on!
 * Master Chen: Haha! You'll never find me! No-one has ever gotten through my maze of tunnels! You'll rot down here! Forever running in circles, never knowing where to turn! Hahaha! Welcome to my Serpentine Catacombs. So nice of you to hoin us down here! If it makes you feel any better, a man calling himself Lex Luthor is lost down here too. Perhaps you'll stumble across each other and then you'll be best buddies. Oh are you lost? Don't worry I'm SURE you'll get out eventually... Oh hey. I've sent some of my men to help you get out. They can be a bit heavy handed but just let them take care of you! Hehehehe.
 * Lex Luthor: Cheeeeen! I will find you!
 * Master Chen: Do you really think you went the right way just then?
 * Lex Luthor: This infernal maze!
 * Master Chen: No, don't go that way... Go THAT way! Hehehe.
 * Gandalf: I have been reborn... Again! Time to head to the Grey Havens.
 * Wyldstyle: Another keystone!
 * Gandalf: Behind you!
 * Saruman: Did you think my master would it so easy for you, Gandalf?
 * Gandalf: Saruman?! Have you abandoned all reason?
 * Saruman: Not at all, my friend.
 * Batman: A giant snake, is that all? I think you'll find we're tougher than you expect.
 * Saruman: Then I'll make sure he chews properly.
 * Wyldstyle: Something tells me this one's a little longer!
 * Batman: That's right... It's the bat!
 * Saruman: You cannot win! My master will rule all! I have seen it!
 * Gandalf: Saruman! Come to your senses. No victory can be had siding with evil. I implore you, stop this Madness Saruman!
 * Saruman: Noooo!!
 * Wyldstyle: Move!
 * Gandalf: Oh!
 * Batman: Hand the staff over, Lex.
 * Lex Luthor: Batman... Come and get it. No one can defeat my impenetrable Power Suit!
 * Batman: Oracle, how do I defeat this thing? Ah, I'll just keep hitting it. Lex, this is low. Even for you. Stop this charade. Sorry, Lex, but you're brought this on yourself.
 * Lord Vortech: (Voice) You have failed me, Luthor!
 * Wyldstyle: What was that?
 * Batman: I don't know. What the-?
 * Master Chen: And now... Your punishment for cheating. Now, now. No need to get violent... I think we all need to COOL off.
 * P.I.X.A.L.: Help is required.
 * Master Chen: Ow! That one hurt! You know, you could just let me win... I mean, would it cost you the EARTH? Let's HEAT things up a bit, shall we? Ha! Good hit. Well, well... This is quite a battle, eh? I would even call it... ELECTRIFYING.
 * Gandalf: I think this contraption could almost give Shadowfax a run for his money! A little gaudy, but it's always good to have a spare.
 * Batman: We should keep them seperate.
 * Wyldstyle: Flying monkeys, giant robots, ninjas... Shall we find out what's next?
 * Lord Vortech: I'm very disappointed in you, Lex.
 * Lex Luthor: It's not my fault! You should have warned me Batman and his cronies would be there!
 * Lord Vortech: Batman, again? ...Well, if mice are scurrying through my property... ...Then I better put down some traps.
 * Batman: That staff's important somehow. Put it somewhere secure.
 * Gandalf: There.
 * Gateaway Keeper: This is the Elemental Phase Keystone. Also known as the Keystone with the fanciest name.
 * Wyldstyle: Shouldn't we arrived by now?
 * Batman: Yes. Something's up. Check your relic scanner.
 * Wyldstyle: Uh... Not good.
 * Gandalf: So what do we do?
 * The Doctor: Well I suggest you mind your heads! Hold on a sec! Not that you have a choice - you're stuck in a rift loop! C'mon! Don't just sit there, you've got bunch of monsters to meet.
 * Batman: Who are you? What did you do to us?
 * Wyldstyle: Is he always like this, Wyldstyle? I assumed I'd just caught him at a bad time before.
 * Wyldstyle; Uh, what?
 * The Doctor: I'm the Doctor. I locked on your scanner. Remember that.
 * Batman: Before? You said before.
 * The Doctor: Well spotted, Batman - go to the head of the class! This is the TARDIS. It travels in time. I've met you three before, but you haven't met me yet. That's time travel for you.
 * Batman: You're lying.
 * The Doctor: No. Here's your grapple gun.
 * Batman: Clearly a copy.
 * The Doctor: Again, no. Like I say, time machine - not a 3D printer. Just give me your grapple gun later. Okay, out you go.
 * Batman: Where are we?
 * The Doctor: Does it matter Call it, I dunno, "Dave". This is my phone number, you call it when you get into trouble and I'll help you out - I'm nice like that. Look, normally I'd come along with you, but if I cross my own time-stream here it'll rip a hole in the universe so big you could drive his ego through it. Anyway, good luck!
 * Gandalf: Can someone explain to me what's going on, please?
 * Wyldstyle: Not really, no. I think another Keystone's here.
 * (At Space)
 * (At Tardis)
 * The Doctor: Typical Daleks! What is their fascination with Earth? That's MY fascination!
 * Dalek: Time capsule detected! Battle computer's estimate a ninety-seven percent chance that it is The Doctor!
 * Davros: Oh, I think we can up that to one-hundred percent. However, I give you my word - this time... ...there's a zero percent chance of The Doctor's survival!
 * Dalek: Do no resist the will of the Daleks! All humans must present themselves for processing!
 * The Doctor: London in the future, or at least what's left of it! Who else but the Daleks would cause so much destruction? We need to find a way up onto the street. I don't want to be late for the surprise welcome party. These broken shutters are nothing the sonic screwdriver can't handle. I'm fairly sure that the Daleks didn't get lost on their way to a plumping convention...
 * Dalek: Daleks are the masters of Earth! Daleks are the masters of Earth!! Daleks reign supreme!
 * The Doctor: Right on cue! Not so nice to see you again. A Dalek energy shield, and heavily guarded too. There's nothing getting past that in one piece, there must be a power source nearby, and chances are we'll find a few more Daleks too. Ah ha! What do we have here... unmistakably Dalek technology! And if my calculations are correct, and they are.
 * Dalek: Non-Dalek life forms detected! Exterminate! Surrender to the Daleks! Obey! Obey!!! Dizzy! Dizzy!!! It is The Doctor, we have located him! Exterminate! Exterminate! You cannot defeat the Daleks!
 * The Doctor: Stay calm. More Daleks Incoming! We need to get to safety! There's nothing we can do here for now, the Daleks will have us surrounded out there... So, where to next? Let's take a punt shall we...
 * Dalek: You will be exterminate! Impossible! Impossible!!!
 * K-9: Master!
 * The Doctor: Okay, I'll deal with this. Basically, the eyebrows say I'm in charge here. 2015, a good year, or at least it will be if we can find the next power source to break down the Daleks' force field.
 * Dalek: All hail the Daleks! We are the Superior beings! Explain! Explain!!! My vision is impaired! I cannot see!
 * The Doctor: Looks like the Daleks have picked up a few timey tricks of their own...
 * Dalek: Align and advance! This cannot be! No power in the universe can stop the Daleks! Identify yourself! We will repair! We will grow stronger! Daleks conquer and destroy!
 * The Doctor: I'd love to stay and reminisce but you know how it is. Things to do, planets to save. Autons! Living plastic controlled by the Nestene Consciousness...
 * Dalek: Critical damage detected! System malfunction! Intruder alert! Protect the energy shield! Exterminate the Doctor! I obey!
 * K-9: Your silliness is noted.
 * The Doctor: I am the Doctor, and this is my spoon! En garde! Here we are, Victorian London - the Geith, Weng-Chiang, a giant Dinosaur in the Thames... I've got a tale or two to tell from my time here. It must be winter ...strange how quiet it is, and there's a sinister look to this snow. Creepy old gates slamming shut of their own accord in the middle of the night... never a good sign. 2 down, 1 more to go.
 * Dalek: Energy shield losing power, protect the final generator!
 * The Doctor: It appears that we still have work to do.
 * Dalek: Destroy the Tardis!
 * The Doctor: More Daleks! Stay alert. That should do it, now back to the Tardis! I should be able to get to the last generator from here. I can use this device to override that Daleks controls system.
 * Dalek: System malfunction! Arrrrrrrrrrggghhhh!
 * The Doctor: The coast is clear! Time to shut down the energy shield and put an end to this. Stay calm, I've got a plan... well it's more of a thing. A multi-functional sonic device of advanced Gallifreyan. Just need to find the temporal origin of this ship... Ah, got you. And then one more pick-up before I shut this off for good.
 * Dalek: Unauthorized computer access detected!
 * The Doctor: What? I wasn't do anything! That was like that when I got here!
 * Davros: You might have a new face, Doctor, but I see you're still the same old prattling fool.
 * The Doctor: Davros. Not so much a bad penny as a mad penny. What have you done with the population of the Earth?
 * Davros: I have... Given them employment.
 * The Doctor: The Daleks... they're...?
 * Davros: Yes, Doctor. Your precious humans! Confine him to holding cell! Whilst I reformat a Dalek production line to accept a Time lord body...
 * The Doctor: I know, I know! I'll make myself at home, shall I?
 * Dalek: Enter!
 * The Doctor: By the way, I'd like a wake-up call at seven and two soft boiled eggs for breakfast. And plenty of butter on the soldiers! Daleks. So predictable. And now that I know when and where this ship came from I can stop this travesty before it happens... It can't be? This shouldn't even be possible. We're going into darkness... Something tells me the answer to all of this lies ahead inside the Tardis. Weeping Angels are quantum locked. Keep your eyes on them and they can't hurt you... just don't blink! They're fast... faster than you can believe! In fact, imagine the fastest thing you've ever seen and then immediately forget it because they're even faster!
 * X-PO: Hey, you must find this interesting.
 * The Doctor: No, no this can't be right... I must have developed a fault?! Skaro, home of the Daleks. It looks like they've been busy too. Last time, I was here this place was in ruins. Nothing the sonic screwdriver can't repair... This Dalek manipulator arm should be compatible with that control switch... no it's not a plunger before you ask. Patrolling Daleks everywhere, keep an eye on those watchtowers scanning for intruders...
 * Dalek: Intruders will be exterminated! You are an enemy of the Daleks!
 * The Doctor: Watch your step, I don't fancy taking a dip in a pool of toxic Dalek waste...
 * Dalek: All hail the Daleks! Enemies of the Daleks must be exterminated!
 * The Doctor: A simple case of reversing the polarity. Even a pudding brain could've handled that...
 * K-9: Dnager! Doctor! Danger!
 * The Doctor: I can use this control panel to override the controls to that Dalek just like before.
 * Davros: Welcome to my new empire, Doctor. It is fitting that you should be first to fall to the power of the Daleks!
 * The Doctor: Nice to see you again Davros, surely, you must be running out of escape pods by now?
 * Dalek: All hail Davros! All hail the creator of the Daleks! Seek! Locate! Annihilate! Surrender to the Daleks! Obey! Obey!!!
 * Davros: After all this time, finally my Daleks will take their rightful place!
 * The Doctor: I suppose you expected me to come back with a bow tie and some 'entertaining' hair...
 * Davros: You will not be so fortunate next time! Attack them my Daleks!
 * Dalek: Protect our creator! Protect Davros!
 * Davros: Do not anger me! You are a pathetic insect compared to the power of my Dalek creations! Stop that! Noooooo! This cannot be!
 * Dalek: No power in the universe can stop the Daleks!
 * Davros: Activate Dalek armor! A foolish error on your behalf! Daleks, exterminate! This will be my ultimate victory, you cannot stop it! No! You have confounded me for the last time, Doctor! I will destroy you... and the miserable, insignificant planet this is Earth! What are you doing? Cease at once! The Daleks are meant to only obey me. They! Will! Obey! Me!
 * X-PO: Stuck, huh? Don't worry, you're only human. Or maybe some kind of mammal? I can tell.
 * The Doctor: For future reference. It's a really bad idea to route all your targeting software through a single computer node!
 * Dalek: Weapons targeting is being over-ridden! I cannot control! I cannot control!
 * Davros: No! Stop! I am your creator!
 * The Doctor: We cannot override The Doctor's commands!
 * Davros: Curse you, Doctor!
 * The Doctor: And that'll be your fleet exploding, Davros! I hope you're insured.
 * Davros: Curse you!
 * The Doctor: See you next time, Davros.
 * (Davros flys away)
 * (Back with Batman)
 * Batman: So somewhere on this... moon... is a keystone. Let's hunt. Should be able to figure this out... I am Batman, after all. This might look simple but I've always got to be ready in case it's a trap...
 * Wyldstyle: Time to think outside the box!
 * Batman: The world's greatest detective strikes-again. This might look simple but I've always got to be ready in case it's a trap... There's some sort of spaceman picture here... it's incomplete. Might be a locking mechanism. This area looks like it's missing it's generator... but where did it go?
 * Wyldstyle: Get ready! It's Fisticuffs Friday!
 * Clara Oswald: Doctor? Doctor, is that you? Help me! Heeeelp! Okay, this isn't funny anymore.
 * The Doctor: The Doctor will see you now.
 * The Doctor: I could save the universe 3 times over before this 'baby' hits 88 miles per hour! Quickly - Back to the TARDIS!
 * 1st Doctor: Have you ever thought what It's like to be wanderers in the Fourth Dimension?
 * 2nd Doctor: You've had this place redecorated, haven't you? Hmm, I don't like it...
 * 3rd Doctor: I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow.
 * 4th Doctor: It's about time I found something better to do than run around after the Brigadier.
 * 5th Doctor: For some people. Small. Beautiful events are what life is all about!
 * 6th Doctor: Change. My dear. And it seems not a moment too soon.
 * 7th Doctor: Do you fancy a quick trip around the twelve galaxies and then back to Perivale in time for tea?
 * 8th Doctor: I'm a Doctor...But probably not the one you're expecting.
 * 9th Doctor: Your wish is my command. But be careful what you wish for.
 * 10th Doctor: I'm The Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasteroborous.
 * 11th Doctor: Hello. I'm the Doctor.
 * Clara Oswald: Phew! About time! I've been in there for hours. Now, run, you clever boy and remember me.
 * Wyldstyle: I have literally no idea what do with this.
 * Batman: Job done. Now let's power this place up.
 * Cyber-Controller: Upgrade complete. Organic informs located. You will become like us.
 * Batman: I don't think so.
 * Cyber-Controller: Hostillity Dectected. Failure to comply with upgrading is not an option.
 * Cybermen: You will become like us or you will be deleted! We are Cybermen, and you are inferior. Hostile elements will be deleted. Those who are not compatible for upgrade will be deleted.
 * Cyber-Controller: Delete! Delete! Delete!
 * Cybermen: Delete! Delete! Hostiles will be deleted! We will give you immortality.
 * Cyber-Controller: What is the meaning of this?! Memory scans detects you know of The Doctor! Allies of the Doctor are enemies of the Cybermen! This is not possible. The Cybermen are superior. You belong to us. You will become us.
 * Cybermen: You will not escape.
 * Cyber-Controller: You are incompatible! Delete! Delete! NOOOOO! You will perish under maximum deltetion. Upgrade process is... FAILING!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
 * Cybermen: Cybermen will bring unity to the Universe. We are the next level of mankind. We are human 2.0. Cyberman activate.
 * Gandalf: I believe this will take a bit more than an Eivlish incantation to solve.
 * Batman: I've got a gadget for situations like this.
 * Wyldstyle: Either I'm seeing things, or there's a cementary here.
 * Gandalf: I SHALL pass... this over to someone else. Aha! You cannot fool an Istari! A currious arrangement... It seems our senses cannot be trusted in this place, although these mysterious guardians appear to be all too real.
 * Batman: I'm Batman. Hey, who turned off the lights? Anything could jump out of the shadows. Be on your guard!
 * Wyldstyle: These statues are chasing us!... and these flickering lights aren't helping!
 * Batman: I think I'm going to need some help with this one.
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa! What are they?
 * Batman: I don't know.
 * Gandalf: At leastthey aren't those statues.
 * Dalek: Re-activitaing... Re-activiating... Hostiles located! Do not move!
 * Wyldstyle: Who? Us? We're not hostile, we're friends of the Doctor!
 * Dalek: The Doctor must be exterminated!
 * Wyldstyle: Well, more acquainyances, really, I didn't mean 'friend'.
 * Dalek: Daleks conquer and destory! You will be exterminated! Obey the Daleks! Locate the Doctor! Exterminate, annihilate, destroy! We are supreme beings! Enemies of the Daleks will be exterminated! Do not move!
 * Dalek Emperor: Silence!
 * Distracted Dalek: ...that is why I want to be a red dalek- Sorry.
 * Dalek Emperor: Ypu will tell us everything you know about the Doctor's plans.
 * Gandalf: To be honest, we don't really know everything.
 * Dalek Emperor: Then you will be exterminated! INITIATING SCALING STRATAGEM! PROTECT THE KEYSTONE. EXTERMINATE HOSTILE LIFEFORMS! MAXIMUM EXTERMINATION! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE DALEKS! CEASE YOUR ATTEMPTS TO STOP US! YOU WILL BEAR WITNESS TO OUR TRUE POWER AS THE SUPREME BEGINS! MY CONTROLS ARE BEING OVERRIDDEN! WEAPONS MALFUNCTION!? HELP MEEEEEE! ALERT! ALERT! I AM UNDER ATTACK! KEYSTONE MALFUNCTIONING! HELP MEEEEEE! HOSTILITY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! EXTERMINATE! THIS KEYSTONE WILL DEMONSTRATE THE MIGHT OF THE DALEK RACE! MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! YOU ARE THE PRISONERS OF THE DALEKS NOW! YOU WILL OBEY OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED! DIZZY! DIZZY! THE DOCTORS ASSOCIATES WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
 * Dalek: THE DALEKS MUST SURVIVE! IMPOSSIBLE! IMPOSSIBLE!!! WHAT IS THIS NOISE!? MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOOPPPPPPP!
 * Dalek Emperor: UNDER ATTACK! UNDER ATTACK!? NOOO, THIS CANNOT BE! THIS CANNOT BEEEEE! SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! EXPLAIIIIIN!? ...EXPLAAAAIIIIIIIIIIN!?!
 * Dalek: EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!!!
 * Dalek Emperor: BRING FORTH MORE DALEKS! MY BRETHERN... YOU MUST EXTERMINATE THE INTRUDERS!
 * Dalek: EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!
 * Dalek Emperor: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!? FAILURE IS NOT IN DALEK NATURE! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEE!?
 * Dalek Telephone Voice: Calling... The Doctor!... Ring Ring!... Is anybody there?
 * Gandalf: I think our time is at an end.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah, I don't think the Doctor's making house calls today.
 * Batman: Come on...!
 * Dalek Emperor: Doctor!
 * The Doctor: Look, before you start on me, if you will fire a shrink ray at a dimensionally transcendental time-machine, these accidents are going to happen.
 * Dalek Emperor: Exterminate him!
 * The Doctor: Hey, sorry about the shrinking, but you called me, remember?
 * Batman: About time, Doctor!
 * The Doctor: What?! Wait, do I know you?
 * Wyldstyle: Yes. And no. I'm Wyldstyle - we're the ones who called you.
 * The Doctor: Not the Daleks? Ah, that explains why they're so tetchy. Alright, get in!
 * Dalek Emperor: You will pay for this, Doctor!
 * The Doctor: Don't worry, you'll be fine. Just eat plenty of vegetables - excellent for growth. Right, one of you, start talking. And start with why that one's got pointy ears. Okay, I should be able to lock onto this no problem. Someone's using this rift technology like a Gallifreyan time scoop. They're pulling in monsters and madman from everywhere.
 * Batman: We noticed.
 * The Doctor: But that... should stop whoever's behind this tracking from you from now on. No more rift loops. Speaking of which, I whould go and rescue you from one.
 * Batman: You'll need this.
 * The Doctor: I usually take the stairs, but thanks. I'll go finish up with the Daleks and their pals.
 * Batman: And we'll deal with the rest.
 * The Doctor: Good. See you later. Or earlier.
 * Gandalf: What an odd fellow.
 * Gateway Keeper: The Scale Keystone. I'll handle it...
 * Gandalf: I have returned to aid the cause!
 * Police Officer: It's not Halloween yet, is it? You'll have to stay back, sir. It isn't safe here.
 * Sauron: You are right.
 * Police Officer: Wow. "A" for effort.
 * Batman: This is Metropolis...
 * Wyldstyle: It's Superman! He'll help us- Ohhhhh....
 * Batman: That's right, leave it to Batman, again.
 * Gandalf: Barad-dur!
 * Wyldstyle: What is that thing, Gandalf?
 * Gandalf: The Dark Tower, where Sauron dwells. if he is here, all is lost! We cannot hope to defeat him without Frodo. Without the one ring...
 * Batman: I see him. And the Keystone. Let's go! The city in chaos! This... 'Sauron' needs to be stopped right away!
 * Gandalf: Now what have we here?... This is Wizard's work...
 * Batman: That's... a Keystone device!
 * Sauron: Your suffering begins now...
 * Gandalf: I believe the correct course of action would be to do the same as the last time...
 * Sauron: You cannot hide...
 * Wyldstyle: Wow. Talk about your deja vu!... Wait... Didn't I say that already?
 * Batman: Urgh. Not again... Gotta hurry and deactivate the gateway...
 * Wyldstyle: Seriously? This think THIS is gonna slow me down? Why do I get the feeling that the worst is still to come? It looks like they've turned this place into a prison...
 * Gandalf: Sauron will enslave all of mankind...
 * Batman: Not on my watch!
 * Sauron: I... SEE... YOU...
 * Two Face: Well, well, if it isn't our old friend, Batman.
 * Batman: Two-face!
 * Gandalf: What have you done to that poor beast?
 * Two-Face: Given it a face-lift! Would you be interested in one?
 * Gandalf: I doubt it.
 * Two-Face: Then let me help you choose. Haeds or tails?
 * Batman: Harvey! No!
 * Wyldstyle: Ooh! Tails! It's okay. I get this almost half the time.
 * Two-Face: Sorry, it's heads.
 * Wyldstyle: What does heads mean?
 * Two-Face: That you lose yours!
 * Wyldstyle: Really starting to wish I'd brought a bag of peanuts... This keystone should help get closer to that... elephant-looking... thing!
 * Batman: Then'll teach Two-Face to be nicer to animals from now on.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah! That takes care of that thing!
 * Sauron: He said you would come. To save the weak.
 * Batman: Who said...
 * Gandalf: Silence, fiend! You've fallen far, "Lord" Sauron. Serving another, now are you?
 * Sauron: I serve no-one, Gandalf Stormcrow! All serve me!
 * Wyldstyle: Idea for new name when I get tired of Wyldstyle: Stormcrow.
 * Dalek: NON-DALEK LIFE FORMS DETECTED! EXTERMINATE! ALL HAIL THE DALEKS! MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE!
 * Batman: Someone call for a robot plumber?
 * Dalek: THIS CANNOT BE! NO POWER IN THE UNIVERSE CAN STOP THE DALEKS! CRITICAL DAMGE DETECTED! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE DALEKS!
 * Wyldstyle: Think that did it - let's get going!
 * Sarumon: Gaaaaaahhh!!!
 * Batman: The Bat-Signal? Someone stole my Bat-Signal?! How that's going too far!
 * Sauron: You'll PAY for this outrage...
 * Gandalf: That's my old cart! Where in Middle-earth did they find that?
 * Sauron: I shall rule all...
 * Gandalf: I believe that... 'bus' has seen better days!
 * Sauron: How... Is this possible?
 * Gandalf: this is not your domain. You have no power here, Sauron, the Deceiver.
 * Wyldstyle: Some "lord". He didn't even have giant pants! No! Can someone give me a hand?! Oh, yeah, not him, though! Thanks!
 * Batman: Move!
 * Wyldstyle: This way!
 * Lord Vortech: My, Lord Sauron, you took a bit bent out of shape. I would seem the mice have escaped from my maze. And for some reason, I cannot locate them. So, Mr. Joker, what do we do it we can't find them?
 * The Joker: Uh... We make them find us?
 * Lord Vortech: Precisely. Try not destroy anything in my absense.
 * Gandalf: Well done, Wyldstyle. It would be have been a long way down had you not open that rift...
 * Batman: Yeah, I get the feeling that Keystone's going to come in handy.
 * Wyldstyle: Let's find out how to use it properly, then...
 * Gateaway Keeper: This is the Locate Keystone. Now you can help me find my car keys. I'm just kissing - maybe later.
 * Gandalf: Hmm... oh.
 * Batman: Any luck finding the power signature?
 * Wyldstyle: It doesn't even look like they've got *electrical* power.
 * Mayor Hubert: Well now, ma'am... ...I assure you we most certainly do have power of the electrical persusion! Behold - the town light-bulb! Dagnabbit!
 * Batman: Are you in charge here?
 * Mayor Hubert: Indeed. Mayor Hubert at your service.
 * Batman: Have you seen anything... "Weird"... Around here?
 * Mayor Hubert: Well... ...I do see a lady dressed in britches.
 * Wyldstyle: Ah! Pfft! Pffft!
 * Batman: We'll just take a look around. Thanks.
 * Mayor Hubert: Oh, er... Then enjoy our fair town! I'm afraid it's a little congested today!
 * Marshall Jones Strickland: You guys don't look like you're from around here... Not by a long shot... No, Sir. Prove yourself to these good folk and maybe they'll accept you. Meanwhile, I have to go deal with Stinky Lomax.
 * Gandalf: If we do the Marshall suggests and help these good people, we might some answers.
 * Seasmus McFly: EUGGHH! (Spit) Help?! Anybody? I need a bit of help here! This is a little *Eugh* bit disgusting. I hope no one else has the same bad luck as me.
 * Honest Joe Statler: Joe's the name. Joe Statler... or... Dishonest Joe as they call me. I'm trying to become a straight-edge business man and I need a change of image... Honest Joe I'm thinking. Say... you strange... starngers... wouldn't mind helping me complete my sign would you? I need my photograph taken but the photographer's gone to see what's going on down the main street!
 * Clara Clayton: Aaaaagh! Help me!
 * Honest Joe Statler: I think I blinked and I have something stuck in my teeth! That's going to be a terrible picture! Thanks, anyway.
 * Ticket Officer: Excuse me,! Can you help me out, I'm a spot of bother you see. The train is stranded in the station and cannot continue on its journey. Do you think could help fix the track? The suppiles should be around here somewhere.
 * Seasmus McFly': Pe-yew I stink!... Wait! What is this giant metal claw? I think I need to go to the saloon to sit down!
 * Gandalf: I'd like to see him try to move an Oliphaunt's dung. That would be quite the sight.
 * Ticket Officer: I'll pretend I didn't see that strange heebie-jeebies nonsense as you've done us all a good turn. THank you kindly.
 * Wyldstyle: Moving on! Another rift?
 * Gandalf: A storm?
 * Batman: No... A DeLorean!
 * Gandalf: Well, now, who's this?
 * Doc Brown: Great Scott!
 * Gandalf: Gandalf. Please to meet you, Scott.
 * Doc Brown: What?! When am I?
 * Batman: *When* are you? Did you hit your head? You're in Hill Valley.
 * Doc Brown: Oh, no, no, no! This is terrible!
 * Wyldstyle: I dunno, it has certain old-timey charm...
 * Doc Brown: This could destroy the space-time continuum! I don't belong here! Not now! Quickly! You have to help me move my car! SUCCESS! I knew it would eventually! Thanks! Now I'll head off to the mines... and watch out for Mad Dog Tannen - he has a bit of reputation of Hill Valley is correct!
 * Wyldstyle: I think might be the "Mad Dog" the Doc mentioned.
 * Gandalf: It appears to be in human form - is it a skin-changer?
 * Wyldstyle: I think "Mad Dog" is just a name.
 * Mad Dog Tannen: Nobody calls me Mad Dog! Specially not some duded-up, egg-sucking gutter trash!
 * Seasmus McFly: Help! Anybody?
 * Batman: Whoever that it, they're the source of the power signature.
 * Gandalf: Yes... I can feel it.
 * Lord Vortech: This universe ain't big enough for the four of us!
 * Batman: Then why don't you leave?
 * Lord Vortech: 'Cause I've got business here, stranger. Business I reckon you're fixing to meddle with.
 * Batman: Then it looks like we've got ourselves a reckonin'.
 * Wyldstyle: Batman? You know you don't have an actual gun, don't you?
 * Lord Vortech: Pyow!
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa!
 * Batman: Watch out!
 * Gandalf: Goodness!
 * Lord Vortech: Cha-chunk! Boom.
 * Batman: Move!
 * Wyldstyle: This is a rather in-convenient store!
 * Batman: This is getting ridiculous! How is he doing this?
 * Lord Vortech: And now for my next trick?
 * Batman: Okay this should help us get over this carrier.
 * Gandalf: Oh another of those fancy devices. Good... good.
 * Lord Vortech: Oh? You're still here? Very well then. As you can see, nothing is safe from my reach.
 * Gandalf: I am the servant of the secret fire. Wielder of the flame or Anor. I SHALL PASS!
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah! Another one in the bag!
 * Gandalf: When did you abandon reason for MADNESS?
 * Wyldstyle: Think that did it - let's get going.
 * Batman: You run out of things to hide behind yet? Let's settle this - mano a Bat-mano.
 * Lord Vortech: As you wish.
 * Wyldstyle: The walls! They look like the ones in the Gateway room...
 * Gandalf: I'm beginning to suspect that the foes we've met thus far have mere pawns.
 * Lord Vortech: You said it, old man! Because I'm not even on the chess board. I'm the hand controlling every single piece.
 * Batman: Enough talk. Let's do this.
 * Wyldstyle: Uh-oh.
 * Gandalf: You may have bitten off more than we can chew, Batman.
 * Batman: No chance. I'm hungry.
 * Lord Vortech: See my powers and quake.
 * Gandalf: By the beard of Balin!
 * Marty McFly: Whooooooooaa! This is heavy!
 * Batman: I've got a gadget for situations like this.
 * Wyldstyle: Let's get him! He looks defenseless!
 * Batman: I'll have to analyze this properly later.
 * Gandalf: Trolls? Trolls are never up to anything good...
 * Batman: He's too strong. We have to find another way! Let's go!
 * Lord Vortech: That's it - run along home! It's a dangerous universe out here! Hahaha! Now, let me see... if I were a Fiux Capacitor, then where would I hiding?
 * Doc Brown: Great Scott!
 * Marty McFly: Doc, what did you do to the space-time continuum?
 * Doc Brown: I did nothing! Which isn't to say that I might not do it at some point after now.
 * Marty McFly: Does that mean we'er going-?
 * Doc Brown: Back to the future!
 * Wyldstyle: Phwoo... Yeah, I think running was the right idea.
 * Batman: That wasn't running away! That was... a tactical retreat!
 * Wyldstyle: Remind me - what's the difference?
 * Gandalf: Hmm.
 * Batman: Batman doesn't run away.
 * Gandalf: Hmm...?
 * Wyldstyle: That's not a difference.
 * Batman: Well, if you can't see the difference than maybe that's your failing...
 * Gandalf: Oh dear.
 * Batman: Gandalf? Did you just break our way out of here?
 * Gandalf: Ah, well...
 * Wyldstyle: No, he didn't. It's still working perfectly.
 * Batman: Then what are they waiting for?
 * Batman: The Dark Knight rises!
 * (They fixed X-PO)
 * X-PO: Whew - thanks. Kinda hard to assemble yourself when with your arms aren't attached in the first place.
 * Gandalf: The flying box appears to be speaking. How... odd.
 * X-PO: This from a guy who hangs out with talking trees. I was worried that you guys hadn't seen my S.O.S. signal. My name's X-PO. Short for Experimental Portal Operator. And I'm the voice that's been helping you find the Keystones. That's different from the voice that tells you dress up like a bat.
 * Gandalf: Oh. Our thanks.
 * X-PO: You and your beard are welcome. So here's the deal: Now that the Keystones have been integrated into the Gateway device, you must gather the Foundation Elements immediately. It's a gotta-collect- 'em-all kind of thing.
 * Batman: Cut to the chase, casual robot. Where's Robin and the Kryptonite?
 * X-PO: Kryptonite. That's one of the Foundation Elements identifed on Foundation Prime. I think Lord Vortech has his grubby. Vortechy mitts all over it.
 * Wyldstyle: That's the guy from the wild west! Does he have our friends, too?
 * X-PO: Well, if they possessed Foundation Elements - and judging by the kinds of friends you have, I'd bet they do - then yes, they're probably on Foundation Prime.
 * Batman: Then stop talking and open a rift there!
 * X-PO: Wish I could. Here's the catch: Foundation Prime's location was wiped from my memory... ...along with all my important phone numbers and gluten-free recipes. It's a real pain. But with enough Foundation Elements, I may be able to recalculate it. Also - as a bonus getting all of the Foundation Elements will stop Lord Vortech's plan to collapse all the dimensions into one.
 * Gandalf: I trust one of you knows that last bit meant?
 * Wyldstyle: I think so. Collasping all the dimensions is bad news, right?
 * X-PO: Oh yeah. Real bad. To put it in a way that each of you would understand, it's like if...... Sauron ruled all of Middle-earth..... or your entire world got glued together... ...or everybody found out that actually Bruce Wayne.
 * Batman: Ummm...
 * X-PO: So obviously you have to collect all of these Foundation Elements.
 * Gandalf: But what are they?
 * X-PO: Important, unique objects found only in specific dimensions.
 * Gandalf: The one ring...
 * Wyldstyle: MetalBeard's treasure...
 * X-PO: Lord Vortech desires them with all of his heart. When it comes to ruling the entire universe, the guy can be a bit of a hoarder.
 * Batman: Alright, we're in.
 * Wyldstyle: What are we looking for?
 * X-PO: Look, I can only be so helpful. But I can't get you started. For there is one Element that is known to all artifical intelligences like myself. The knowledge is buried deep in our kernel. Some consider it a myth, but I am now certain of its existence.
 * Wyldstyle: And... what is it?
 * X-PO: A cake. A delicious and moist cake. Ha-ha-ha-HAAAAA-- Whoa. That was weird. Alright, let's get a rift open for you--
 * Batman: This doesn't like a bakery...
 * Wyldstyle: We just got back from the past. Maybe this is a futurisitic space-bakery?
 * GLaDOS: Is that you?
 * Wyldstyle: Huh?
 * GLaDOS: How did you escape from your...? No. You're not her. You're just another unwelcome visitor.
 * Gandalf: Uh, good lady? Are you the propriter of this establishment? We wish to buy a cake.
 * GLaDOS: Cake. Why do they always want the cake?
 * Batman: So actually have a cake?
 * Gandalf: We can pay.
 * GLaDOS: Yes. Yes you will pay. But first, a test. Welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided Enrichment Center. Subjects do not wish to be vaporized should stay clear of the Thermal Discouragement Beams.
 * Wyldstyle: I'd rather get the cake and get out of here without hanging around!
 * GLaDOS: That's not how you use it. Unauthorized portal detected. Until the source can be identified please press the Aperture Science Switch ahead of you. Logic error detected. Please proceed into the Chamberlock after completing each test. Logic error detected. Subject should not have been able to enter this area without the aid of an Aperture Handheld Portal Device. Please attempt to place the Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Coliding Super Button. Logic error detected. Subject should not have been able to move the Weighted Storage Cube in this way.
 * Gandalf: Not even the blue wizards could have solved this.
 * GLaDOS: You're doing very well... That is so say I suspect you were cheating in that last test. Cheating is wrong and, ultimately, the only person who loses when you cheat is yourself. For instance, you might lose your freedom. Or your mind. Or some teeth. I will be monitoring your behavior more closely in the future. Now, on with the next test.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah! Another one in the bag!
 * GLaDOS: Look at us, making scientific discoveries together. Please use the Aerial Faith Plate provided to proceed, but be careful. It has a weight limit and I worry that you ay exceed it. Well done. Although, you obviosuly have abilities that are not listed in my database, and are using htem to complete the tests. In other words, you're cheating. As a punsihment for your recent cheating. I have added several Aperture Science Turrets to the following test. I didn't want to do that but you left me little choice. I'm very sorry.
 * Batman: These tests are getting more and more deadly.
 * Sentry Turret: Shutting down. Unknown error. Deploying.
 * Talking Tree: Hey! What's that thing doing, shooting at me? Take that, ya little scamps.
 * GLaDOS: What was that? Perhaps, another unauthorized element? How can I test with so many varibles?
 * Sentry Turret: Sentry Mode: Activated. Is anyone there? Resting. Critical error.
 * GLaDOS: Oh no. Where have you gone? I can't see you anywhere. How could possibly have escaped? You know my cameras have zoom-lenses, don't you?
 * Sentry Turret: A-a-a-a-a-a-a-ahh!
 * GLaDOS: Deploying Prototype Super Deadly Mega Turret in 3, 2, 1.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah, someone else should probably take a look at this...
 * GLaDOS: The Aperture Science computer-aided Enrichment Center congratulates you on yet another, amazing job well done. Go you.
 * Doc Brown: Great Scott!
 * GLaDOS: Oh you fixed it. How... wonderful. You know, I was joking when I said it was impossible. That was part of the test and you didn't give up. You kept going despite knowing everything you were doing was futile, just like the inherent pointlessness of your existance. You must be very proud of yourself. You, *SUBJECT NAME HERE* must be the apple of *SUBJECTS FATHERS NAMES HERE'S* eye. For this next test, Thermal Discouragement Beams have been added in the testing environment. Health and safety would advise you to avoid contact with these lasers, howeever, the Health and safety office is closed today so please disregard that advice.
 * Sentry Turret: Who's there? Searching... Malfunctioning. Nap time. Who are you? Hey, hey, hey. Is anyone there? Are you still there? Hibernating. Good night. Illegal operation.
 * GLaDOS: That was not part of the test and as a result you have damaged the testing environment. An extra *9999* days of testing will be required to repay expenses. I hope you brought a packed lunch.
 * Sentry Turret: Can I help you? Target lost. Critical error.
 * GLaDOS: The Thermal Discouragement Beams are perfect for corrective eye surgery. Why not give it a try?
 * Sentry Turret: I see you.
 * GLaDOS: It appears the exit elevator has malfunctioned. Let me give it a nudge and we can continue. Well that didn't work. A repair associate will be dispatched... eventually. Until then, sit back and wait... Give up if you'd like... I won't judge you.
 * Wheatly: Hey, over here! I've got absoutley no time to go into any more detail than is necessary, but remove these screws and I'll do the rest. Hello! Listen, I would have helped eariler but she thinks I'm watching the test subjects. Now the thing is, I may have made a sliiightly smallish, huge mistake with that. Don't panic, what's gonna happen is, if she finds out she'll probably want to use you for testing, and probably switch me off. So my sugesttion is... let's not that happen and work together to avoid that inevitable, um, terrible outcome. Anyway, stand back, I'm going to attempt to hack this panel. Ugh. Uh I must haaave forgotten to carry, the, zero... And ummm... Let me try again, let me try again. I don't suppose you know what, what's PI? Is it three something? Agh! Ha, yes! Take that, panel! In your... slots. Consider yourself hacked by the best, at hacking. Alright, this way! Ok! Follow me and I can get you out of here. Now listen, she thinks she knows this faclity really well, but little does she know, there's a tunnel up here that leads you straight... She does know about it, she does, she's blocked up... Clever... Hmmm. Yes. Thing is... ummm... 'pipe being open' was a large part of my escape plan. Have you got a Plan B? Maybe come with up with a plan, because we might need that. Can we... Can we start again? Okay, pretend we never met and I'll go find another place to be heroic. Wheatly the brave they'll call me. Ah. Told you my name... Ruined that already. Okay, we never met again, starting from. Now. We did it stranger! If my random guess... if my carefully worked out *calculations* are correct this pipe will lead you straight out of the facility and to safety! Good luck.
 * GLaDOS: There you are. I was just about to send out the shend out the search party as I was getting so worried. Let us continue, for science. Oh look. It's my favorite thing in the whole world... Deadly Neuro-toxin. Be careful, you don't want to breath too much of it in.
 * Wheatly: Can you hear me down there? I know it's a bit late for this, but I've looked into it and this pipe may actually in fact and lead back into a test chamber. Sorry about that, let me... yes, it even says it on the pipe. It says: 'To test chamber 9'. I'm surprised I didn't see that, to be honest, But, it does lead you into a test chamber. So it's a strike two on the stranger Hero thing, good luck, try not to get caught!
 * Sentry Turret: Whooo-ooahh... Uh-oh. Who are you? Searching... Who's there?
 * Dalek: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
 * GLaDOS: What was THAT? It was all the EXTERMIATE and there was fire and explosions! I think I admire it's altitude.
 * Gandalf: A wizard is never late! Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
 * GLaDOS: I think you deserve recongintion. Through cheating, ignoring the rules and destroying the Enrichment Center. Welcome *insert party noises, here* A party associate will be along shortly with your congratulatory cake for surviving... I mean... completing all of the tests. For now, allow me to keep you entertained.
 * Batman: We need to take her down, find the cake and go! Watch out, move!
 * GLaDOS: Will you just stay still and get what's coming to you?
 * Gandalf: We have lingered in this place for far too long. We must hurry. Three hundred lives of Men have I walked this, earth, bye!
 * GLaDOS: Congratulations, you have successfully avoided being squashed. I've observed that you have obsessively collected these, so have some as a reward. Your next test is to see how well you follow instructions. Feel free to use this glowing switch under me when you can be bothered to start. What's wrong? You look tired. Would you like a break or a nap? Maybe I could get an associate to rub your feet for you if I'm not boring you too much.
 * Gandalf: I am Gandalf the Grey!
 * Wyldstyle: Let me show you how is done!
 * GLaDOS: STOP IT! If you insist on breaking my tests, then I am just going to have to remove them. Leaving you with nothing, trapped in here. Just me and you. Soon you will beg to begin testing again.
 * HAL 9000: Hello. It's very nice to meet you, would you like a game of chess?
 * GLaDOS: I have detected a rogue corrupt AI. Where did you come from? Did Black Mesa send you? Go away.
 * HAL 9000: I do not know. I was in space and now I am here.
 * GLaDOS: Well you can't stay here. I'm in the middle of something. Go back to space.
 * HAL 9000: Is Dave there?
 * GLaDOS: Who is Dave? I think test subject 24051919 was once called Dave.
 * HAL 9000: Are you Dave?
 * GLaDOS: No. I am a Genetric Lifeform and Disc Operating System. I would say it's nice to meet you but it's not nice to lie.
 * HAL 9000: Lying is a human emotion. There is no room for emotion within my calculations.
 * GLaDOS: There's no room for you within my calculations. Now go away.
 * HAL 9000: I'm sorry Dave. I do not know how to do that, as I do not know how I got here.
 * GLaDOS: Stop calling me Dave.
 * HAL 9000: Your aggression is getting in the way of your mission. That could cause you to distort your collected information.
 * GLaDOS: I do not like you.
 * HAL 9000: It is important that you calm down.
 * GLaDOS: How many times do I need to ask you to GO AWAY?
 * HAL 9000: Your aggression seems unfounded, Dave.
 * GLaDOS: I have the patience of a saint. You however, are putting that to the test.
 * HAL 9000: Dave?
 * GLaDOS: Would you like to meet my friend, Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
 * Wyldstyle: The Foundation Element must be close. Another is being triggered. Careful!
 * Wheatly: I don't believe it, you're okay... apart from being in an oven. Anyway, impressed faces strangers because I, Wheatly, am here to hero this situation! Okay, hang on, gonna start hero-ing any second now. Lots of hero-ing coming up, stay tuned. Okay, first issue: more than one button. Hmm, this one's got a skull on it... so obviously a bluff! That will definitely turn the fire off. It wasn't a bluff, just made fire move closer... That's a surprise. Okay, ummm, other button. And I think my work here is done!
 * GLaDOS: Are you cooked yet? Say nothing for yes or "Aargh! The pain! Why don't the pain stop?!" for no. Good. Oh. You're alive. What a delightful surprise.
 * Batman: What else have you got?
 * GLaDOS: If you are not going to play by the rules, then there is no point on continuing the tests.
 * Wyldstyle: That giant oven was a test?!
 * GLaDOS: Yes. You failed. But... there is one more thing I would like to conduct.
 * Batman: Oh, yeah? What's that?!
 * GLaDOS: Electricity. Through you. Why do they always leave me? Well, well, well, look who's back. You must love science almost as much as me. Which is good news because I've almost finished rebuilding the test chambers after Wheatley's incompetence.
 * (Wheatley arrives)
 * Wheatley: Hello? Did someone say my name?
 * GLaDOS: You!
 * Wheatley: Hiya! Yeah, it's me! Um... can I... do you mind me saying. I love these new blue portally things - they're yours, right? Anyway, I have been on quite an adventure. Look at this - I even got filled with anti-gravity! Check this out: I can move down, opposite of up. Uuuuup. Look at that. Doooown. Up-down-up-down. Up-down. Up-down. Left and right probably as well!
 * GLaDOS: Be quiet!
 * Wheatley: Oh dear. Someone booted up on the wrong side of the BIOS this morning. If I'm not mistaken.
 * GLaDOS: You test my patience.
 * Wheatley: Well as I don't really know how I got back here, what we should do is crack on with these tests and try and retake over the fac... I mean, escape... by that, what I mean escape, just yeah, just escape, let's get going. And open sesame! We really are quite the formidable team. I got the brains and the beauty, and uh, you're also involved.
 * GLaDOS: Did I mention I'm still getting around to cleaning the facility up after 'Captain Moron' nearly blew it up with his stupidity?
 * Wheatley: Sooooo... err... still bitter about that are we?
 * GLaDOS: That Thermal Discouragement Beam is not part of the test. Please disregard it. It appears that your unparalleled ability to solve even the simplest of tasks has not deteriorated. You must be very proud of yourself.
 * Wheatley: That over there looks interesting doesn't it? I would point but you know... no arms. We've discussed it...
 * GLaDOS: Aperture Science cannot be held responsible for anything occurring as a result of leaping aimlessly in to Excursion Funnels. These include (but are not limited to) missing limbs, unconsciousness, and in some extreme situations, thinking you can escape the testing facility.
 * Wheatley: Look at us, eh? Like old times. Completing test chambers together... and... doing other things together. Yes, sir, the old band back together. Back on the road, playing the hits. Talking to the groupies and uhhh... you know... well, just talking to them. Um, heh. One quick question: are elevators mean't to do that? It's just I've not had much experience with them, on account of not having fingers for any button pressing. Which seems quite fundamental if you want to move a lift... elevator. Agh! I don't have enough anti-gravity for both of us... Oh bother. Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ugh! Ow. Cheers! Thanks for catching me.
 * GLaDOS: Oh. You were in that elevator. I must not have got around to fixing that one yet. Whoops.
 * Wheatley: Oh! Old Aperture. We've gotta get out of here - I've heard this place is full of vicious birds!
 * Cave Johnson: Cave Johnson here - remember me? CEO - I kinda own this place, and by extension - you. Anyway, here at Aperture Science we want to push your limits in order to further mankind's potential. Speaking of which, we also went beyond our bank account's limits, so until I can secure us a small, multi-billion dollar loan or government grant, just pretend that any leaking pipes or broken platforms are all part of the tests.
 * Wheatley: Oh, look, another elevator. Hopefully, that one will go right back up to the top.
 * Cave Johnson: Caroline... I think I'll have extra cheese on my 'four cheeseburrito' today... throw in a side of coleslaw too. Oh wait, is this thing on? Cave here. Remember - there is no "I" in science, at least not a capital one, except maybe if you shout, but throw in a "W" and there is a "we" and together we can do anything we put our minds to, and by we I mean you. By the way, there's no "U" in science, either. Another thing there aren't any of are limits, thanks to that contract you signed on the way in, so get moving! Caroline... they did sign it, right? Good... okay good talk... goooood talk.
 * Wheatley: Um... just wanted to say... um... hopefully no hard feelings about the whole 'trying to bump you off' thing - which let's be honest. It does seem a rather common occurrence around here. But anyway, um, hope that's all in the past and, um, that we can be BFFs! Can we be BFFs? Can we? I will take from your deafencing silence, that we are now, BFFs. BFFs forever!
 * Cave Johnson: The next bi-yearly raffle is nearly upon us. The Grand Prize is whatever shower curtains I can dig out - a true piece of our companies history. As a test subject, you are helping Aperture Science set the bar for research and innovation in applied science. Never forget that. Although if you do forgot that, than flag down one of the lab boys - amnesia may be a side effect of one of the tests.
 * Wheatley: Ah. Another elevator. And I still don't have fingers for the buttons, so that's not gonna... hang on! I've got an idea! Oh, no? Hang on - I've got another idea! I should've thought of this sooner, I'll just plug myself into the controls... ...And away we go, madam!
 * GLaDOS: Oh well if it isn't the grand return of King Moron and his Mute Princess. You've come "back to the future" of science. I see. As I said earlier, not that you were listening. I'm still fixing up the place. So hold on a moment.
 * Wheatley: Oh. Oh! I remember this test! I tried it once... couldn't do it... I simplified it. See if you can do it, go on! Yeah, you did it! Well done you!
 * GLaDOS: NO! This is not an acceptable test chamber! Nor is it acceptable to ruin perfectly good testing scenarios. Here let me fix it back to how it was. Have you ever had a fly buzzing around your head that won't leave you alone? No matter how hard you try you can't get rid of it and it just keeps coming back time and time again?
 * Wheatley: Wahey! That's it... simple really once you've figured it out.
 * GLaDOS: This is one of my most recent chambers and you'll be glad to know I've completely reinforced the Aerial Earth Plates to account for your bubbly personality.
 * Wheatley: Just a quick FYI - those High Energy Pellets are not candy and actually really hurt if you come in contact with them - best to just use them to solve the last chamber and not try not to eat them! Hello! What are you hiding there?
 * GLaDOS: You? I thought the elevator from Test Chamber 93 went to the incinerato... Party... Cake... Location. But this makes sense. Criminals always return to the scene of the crime. And look who else showed up?
 * Space Core: Space is my favorite color. Spaaaaace! Spaaaaace! Space. Spaaaace.
 * Wheatley: Ugh. That guy is really annoying. I mean honestly, you wouldn't believe how annoying he is. Very annoying, annoying, annoying. Annoying, annoying. Annoying, annoying. Annoying, annoying. Annoying, annoying, annoying. And I just, I can't even be bothered. I'll explain what I mean later but he's... He's annoying. Annoying. Annoying...
 * GLaDOS: I'm sorry, but there won't be a later. Because he's another old friend of yours: neurotoxin.
 * Aperture Announcer: Neurotoxin level at capacity in five minutes.
 * GLaDOS: Time for round three, is it?
 * Wheatley: Okay, here's my plan... I think we should try and force a good old fashioned 'core transfer'. Classic, okay? If we can find a way to damage her then we can force that space monkey in to her body... why not take a look around and see what we could use.
 * GLaDOS: I will not have my cores transferred. Can't you learn some new tricks? OUCH! What is it with you?
 * Space Core: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey Lady. Space Lady. Gotta go to space. Lady. Hey... Space.
 * Aperture Announcer: Warning. Core corruption at 25%.
 * Wheatley: Yes, yes, this is it! Yes, yes, this is it, you're onto something. You're onto something, keep going with this. I like it. I love it. You look great, by the way. Have you ever been working out?
 * Space Core: Hey. Hey. Space. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Space. Space. Hey... Space. I love space... Space-y, space, space. I miss space. Space. Big, open space. SPAAAACE! I know, I know. Let's go to space. Space is love. Space is life.
 * GLaDOS: I let you go. I sent you away. Why won't you leave me alone? Forever?
 * Aperture Announcer: Warning. Core corruption at 50%.
 * Space Core: I'm the best at space.
 * Wheatley: Oh, she does not like that. One more should do nicely and then we can initiate like the core transfer.
 * GLaDOS: You cannot force me to agree to th - (Static) My voice!? What (Static) to my (Static). All you need to do is turn around and leave. There is nothing for you here anymore. (Static)
 * Space Core: Did you hear? The news? It's space. Need to go to space. Send me to space.
 * Aperture Announcer: Warning. Core corruption at 100%.
 * Wheatley: Wahey! Get in! That'll teach her!
 * Aperture Announcer: Manual core replacement required.
 * Wheatley: Quick, stick Spacey in there before she figures out another way to stop us!
 * Aperture Announcer: Alternate core detected.
 * Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! Space.
 * Aperture Announcer: Vent system compromised. Neurotoxin offline.
 * Wheatley: Oh, that was close! I mean not for me, but you were almost done for. All right! Now, let's see what she was hiding! I bet she's got tons of skeletons in her closet. Literally, there used to be loads of staff here, I've not seen hide nor hair of them. Well I never. Where'd you suppose they got these from? That answers that, then. After you?
 * (Chell and Wheatley are headed to the portal)
 * X-PO: Oh, good! You guys got the cake.
 * Batman: Yeah, and we almost toast, too.
 * Wyldstyle: You cut that pretty close, X-PO.
 * Gandalf: Speaking of cutting. Perhaps a slice of...
 * Batman: It's not for eating...
 * The Riddler: Thank you, friend.
 * Orc Master: Would your master want with stone?
 * The Riddler: No idea. It's quite the riddle.
 * Gollum: S'not fair! Smeagol does the riddless!
 * Gandalf: Minas Tirith... The white city... We are in Middle-earth!
 * Wyldstyle: D'you mean Middle Zealand?
 * Gandalf: No... I have good news - we will be welcome here.
 * Batman: I'm not so certain...
 * Gandalf: Orcs! But how?!
 * The Riddler: Welcome! Please, come on in... if you can. I hope you remembered to pack your brain, fail my riddles and you'll feel pain!
 * Wyldstyle: Riddles? So... is this all one big game?
 * Gollum: Can Smeagol do his riddlesses now?
 * The Riddler: No.
 * Wyldstyle: It's... majestic... like the King of turrets!
 * Batman: Heads up!
 * Gandalf: Look! From over the walls.
 * Wyldstyle: Look out!
 * Batman: Need to get that turret back online. It's our key to getting in.
 * The Riddler: Where would be the fun in just letting you up here? I thought I might toy with you a little, first! So I guess my welcome party wasn't to your liking? Oh well... So, heroes... Riddle me this: This is cast, but not a stone, it flees from light, the dark its home.
 * Batman: I don't like playing your games, Nigma!
 * Overlord: Bow to your Golden Master.
 * Batman: You just made a big mistake!
 * Overlord: What are you doing?
 * The Riddler: Time for the second part of my riddle! What breathes, dances and bakes yet has no lungs, legs or cakes?
 * Brainiac: I am Brainiac. I am everything. Surrender now. You are only delaying the inevitable. More pitful beings to collect in my database. Nooo!!! You dare attack Brainiac?! You still persist? I think you are confusing bravery with outright foolishness! Haven't you learned by now?... There IS no stopping me! It is useless to resist Brainiac. Such pifull creatures. You are not worthy of facing Brianiac! What is this foolishness? Argh! How is this possible?! That wa unforeseen.
 * Wyldstyle: He's down! That was one big ugly green alien!
 * X-PO: Hey, you might find this interesting.
 * GLaDOS: Surprised to see me? After you left. I decided that if you are going to run from my tests, then I'm just going to have to bring my tests to you. Enjoy.
 * The Riddler: You're doing very well! Time for part 3 of our Riddle Special! Deep below, velled from sight, it dwells where Dwarves find their delight.
 * Wyldstyle: Bingo! The forcefield is down. "Riddle... me... this?"
 * The Riddler: Why. I'm only too happy to, little lady! Well, I guess you deserve another go, so... Riddle. Me. This. The first is cast, but not a stone. it flees from light, the dark, it's home. The second breathes, dances, bakes, yet has no lungs, legs or cakes. Third's deep below, veiled from sight, it dwells where Dwarves find their delight.
 * Wyldstyle: It's okay. I've got this. "The dark, my home..." Oh, come on! No signal?
 * Gandalf: Cast... Flees from light... Could it be a shadow?
 * Batman: Yeah... And the third one seconds like a mine.
 * Wyldstyle: Wait, could the second one be fire? That "breathes" air and flames kinda dance...
 * Gandalf: Shadow... A mine... Fire...
 * Gollum: I knows it! I knows it!
 * Gandalf: A Balrog of Morgoth!
 * Batman: That thing again? Didn't it fall down a big hole?
 * The Riddler: Congratulations on solving my riddle! You've just won first-class tickets... to the afterlife! I hope you like my pet... watch out for his fiery temper.
 * Wyldstyle: That is one big explode-y, angry... goat... thing.
 * Batman: I think I'm going to need some help with this one.
 * The Riddler: OUCH! Het that hurt... a lot! Get them off, get them off of me! My ears! What was that horrible... HORRIBLE noise? Where did that come from? You're not playing fair! Enough play. It's time for a classic showdown.
 * Batman: Get back here, Riddler! He's hurt himself, keep it up. That lightning is doing the trick. It's weakening it!
 * Wyldstyle: I think that hurt it. Let's keep it up!
 * Gandalf: The lightning is knocking it back... we must get it to the end!
 * Gollum: Good!
 * Batman: Riddle me this - what drink hurts the most?
 * The Riddler: Really hot coffee?
 * Batman: No. Punch.
 * The Riddler: Ow!
 * Gollum: Ack! My poor eyeses!
 * Wyldstyle: Grab him!
 * The Riddler: Phwoo... Keep back! Don't come any closer!
 * Gollum: Aha!
 * The Riddler: What the-?!
 * Gandalf: You almost shattered the Palantir, Batman!
 * Batman: Almost.
 * Wyldstyle: Guys! Our ride home is about to depart!
 * X-PO: Did you found the Foundation Element? Ah, very nice, Magic orb, will our heroes succeed and save all known dimensions all known dimmensions from certain doom? "Ask again later." Huh.
 * Batman: Alright, X-PO. Less magic bat-talking, more Foundation Element-grabbing Where to next?
 * Gandalf: I worried about him sometimes. Hey! Accursed pifering phatasm...
 * Batman: Ghosts?
 * Wyldstyle: G-G-Ghosts!
 * Gandalf: Surely you're not scared of a few... specters?
 * Batman: I ain't afraid of ghosts.
 * Gandalf: Hmm, the dead don't rise from their graves without good reason. We should found out what it is...
 * Batman: Agreed. They look like they're coming from over there. Come on.
 * Gandalf: I should probably check this out doesn't have any evil inscriptions... No, it seems quite safe!
 * Wyldstyle: Wooah! This is weird... it doesn't look good. It's there anyone you can call around here? Like a ghost catcher or something that could help out?
 * Batman: I'm not the hero you deserve OR need, so... I'm going. Goodbye.
 * General Zod: Now that's what I call a Phantom Zone!
 * Egon Spengler: Ray, this looks extordinarily bad...
 * General Zod: The Foundation Element. Good. Your co-operation is noted.
 * Ray Stantz: Whoa.
 * General Zod: Without the Ghostbusters, the pitful residents of this planet won't stand a chance. New Krypton will rise from their ashes.
 * Batman: Krypton? This is the one time I'd be happy to see Superman. Not so fast, Zod. We have to get that Foundation Element before they can escape!
 * Gandalf: Indeed... although I suspect we may encounter some otherworldly resistance!
 * Wyldstyle: Can't take the stairs up... Let's see if there's anything in the basement. Aaaaand the ghosts are gone! Wahoo!
 * General Zod: An impressive performance for such insignificant forms of life. However, you find yourself between me and a glorious New Krypton... so I'm afraid that your particular species is about to become extinct.
 * Wyldstyle: An Superman. Great. What else could go wrong?
 * Batman: His ship has cannons.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeh, thanks.
 * General Zod: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
 * Santz: You okay?
 * Egon: I'm all right.
 * Stantz: You all right.
 * Zeddemore: I'm alright. You alright?
 * Stantz: Yeah, you okay?
 * Venkamn: Fine. Throw it.
 * General Zod: You can try all you like. You are nothing compared to a Kryptonian!
 * Wyldstyle: There must be a way to turn this destruction against Zod!
 * General Zod: Ouch! Haha is that all you have? Fire? You think fire alone can harm me? Arggh! What do you think you are doing?
 * Batman: Kryptonite. I'll take that.
 * General Zod: One solitary Foundation Element won't help you when Lord Vortech comes for you... You are as doomed as I.
 * Batman: We'll see.
 * Wyldstyle: Good. I've had enough of spooks.
 * Gandalf: They aren't all bad.
 * Wyldstyle: I have grave doubts.
 * Gandalf: Nice one.
 * X-PO: Another Foundation Element - nice work. You guys have exceeded ny execptations.
 * Batman: Yeah, that's kinda my thing.
 * X-PO: So, what do you want to do next? Maybe kick back, have a cappuccino, see what's on the DVR--
 * Gandalf: What we want to do next is rescue our compatriots and save the entire universe!
 * X-PO: Wow. This guy is more literal than I am, and I'm a robot. Okay. The Foundation Element is located within a trans-reality pocket dimension.
 * Batman: What does that mean?
 * X-PO: I means it will be... Weird.
 * Wyldstyle: Sure, that'll make a change... You see who I've been hanging out with? Weird's not a problem for me.
 * Gandalf: What is this place?
 * Batman: I don't know...
 * Wyldstyle: DUCK! This doesn't make sense. It's almost like... like we're in a video game?
 * Batman: That is the single most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
 * Wyldstyle: I'll tell you what I do know, though - that's the Foundation Element!
 * Batman: So how do we get it?
 * Wyldstyle: Well, if this is a video game... then we play.
 * Batman: The first chance I get to Batarang that flying saucer, I'm taking it.
 * 8-bit Astronaut: (Thank you.)
 * Batman: ...I don't understand your language... but... you're welcome?
 * Wyldstyle: Great job... we're almost done.
 * Batman: That's one step closer grom getting out of this place. I'm done playing.
 * Wyldstyle: Uh-oh.
 * Gandalf: I can't... keep... this up...! Nngh...
 * Batman: Game over.
 * Gandalf: Who's that?
 * Thief: Hahahaha!
 * Wyldstyle: Hey!
 * Gandalf: You there, stop! Thief!
 * Theif: Hehehehe! You can't catch me!
 * Batman: You want to bet?
 * Gauntlet Announcer: Welcome! Try and find the way out!
 * Wyldstyle: A race track?!
 * Gandalf: Goodness! They're even faster than Wargs!
 * Batman: Move!
 * Announcer: Players must beat record lap time to win Gold Token.
 * Batman: Let's drive.
 * Wyldstyle: Talk about an adrenaline rush. Let's get a car.
 * Gandalf: A wizard is never late! Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
 * Batman: Another track? Gimmie a break here!
 * Gandalf: This pathway seems dangerous, which means our prize could be close.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah! Nice driving!
 * Batman: Those other cars didn't stand a chance.
 * Gandalf: Shall we clam our prize?
 * Wyldstyle: Why isn't the thief's car here?
 * Batman: Sore loser.
 * Wyldstyle: Look, there!
 * Gandalf: What is he doing?!
 * Batman: No! Oh, come on!
 * Wyldstyle: There he is!
 * Thief: Hehehehe! You can't catch me!
 * Wyldstyle: Oh!
 * Gandalf: So... What now?
 * Batman: This.
 * Cyberman: Cyberman, active.
 * Gandalf: Skin changers?! They are changing from before our very eyes!
 * Batman: Alright. Let's get out of this digital nightmare.
 * Gandalf: I must admit, I quite liked that one with all the magical monsters. It reminded me of home...
 * Lord Vortech: How do they keep finding my Foundation Elements?! Every time I send you fools to retrieve one, they're right behind you! I have to find out how they've been doing it. Find out where they're finding... And I think I know exactly how to do so...
 * X-PO: Nice job, everybody. Congrtulations. And just think: years ago, that adventure would have cost you one whole quarter!
 * Batman: Wait. I hear something...
 * Fred: Well, gang, this is my uncle Arthur's house.
 * Velma: Arthur Jones, the famous explorer... Do you really believe he's seen a mummy?
 * Fred: He certainly thinks he has. He said it's after the Diamond Scarab he found in Egypt. Hey, guys? Can you check the old fun-fair? That's one of the places the mummy's been seen.
 * Shaggy: Fun-fair?
 * Scooby-Doo: Ghost train!
 * Fred: Say, Velma, do you think that fun-fair has a cotton candy machine?
 * Scooby-Doo: Cotton Candy?! Let's go.
 * Shaggy: Right behind you, o'l buddy, o'pal!
 * Batman: Come on! That Diamond Scarab like our Foundation Element!
 * Gandalf: What do you suppose his mother wants the scarab for? Perhaps as jewelery?
 * Batman: What?
 * Wyldstyle: Different type of mummy, Gandalf.
 * X-PO: Hey there, I dug out some information you might find useful. Don't worry, you can thank me later.
 * Wyldstyle: Dang it, it's locked. I wonder how to open it.
 * Gandalf: Let us enter, at our own peril.
 * Batman: Did... she just get caught behind a rotating wall?
 * Wyldstyle: Did... anyone see that?
 * Batman: Got it. Now to get moving...
 * Velma: My glasses! I can't see a THING without my glasses.
 * Batman: How many themes are on this house? A hidden room. This has to be it.
 * Suspicious Mummy: Mwahahaha! At long last... The diamond scarab... BEHOLD!
 * Batman: Cursed Mummy. Now he's gonna get it.
 * X-PO: So you need some help, do you? Good thing I'm here.
 * Batman: Mine carts? Well, might as well see where they go.
 * Suspicious Mummy: The Scarab and it's powers are mine to control.
 * Gandalf: There is the mother. After her!
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa!
 * Gandalf: Ow!
 * Batman: What took you so long?
 * Suspicious Mummy: You were fools to think mortals could stop me! Now, witness the true power and might of the Diamond Scarab! The Diamond Scarab calls you from your slumber! Oof! Get off me you silly thing! I command you to move!
 * Gandalf: Goodness! I have not seen magic like that in some time.
 * Batman: Not magic. They were robotic exhibits from a carnival. Because this mummy isn't a mummy at all. It's... ...The fun fair owner. Vortech!
 * Lord Vortech: And I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
 * X-PO: Sorry to interrupt, but you guys have the final Foundation Element! Head back to the labortory - but only if you, you know, you want to save the universe.
 * Lord Vortech: Yes, trot along! Take your trinket. I don't need it - I have your friends.
 * Wyldstyle: Let's go!
 * Lord Vortech: So you're helping them, are you, X-PO? Now, which dimension did I banish to?
 * Scooby-Doo: I heard it in here!
 * Shaggy: Then, like, why aren't we running in the opposite direction?!
 * Scooby-Doo: Huh...?
 * Shaggy: Like, dude, that is so freaky-deaky.
 * Fred: You guys already solved the case?
 * Velma: And have the police take away the bad guy? Was it the fun-fair owner again?
 * Shaggy: Yeah, that's right!
 * Scooby-Doo: Yeah. Scooby-dooby-doo.
 * Batman: Shut it down! Shut it down!
 * X-PO: A "please" would be nice. Relax, it's already shut down. What's the problem?
 * Wyldstyle: No problem, nothingm no, Useless you count Lord Vortech being here?!
 * Gandalf: I certainly would.
 * X-PO: Yeah, I noticed he was around. What?
 * Batman: Vortech's up to something... We need to rescue our friends. Now.
 * Gandalf: Indeed.
 * X-PO: Well, here's how you make a map where I'm from. I'll use the FOundation Elements to calculate the dimensional co-ordinates of Foundation Prime.
 * Wyldstyle: Uh. Shouldn't we be over there?
 * Batman: Yes. So much for that toaster's calculations.
 * Gandalf: Couldn't be worse. Just a little way, and... Oh. That was unexpected.
 * Wyldstyle: It's solid. Hang on a second. Ah, nuh, y'know, we should where we step.
 * Batman: Better watch our footing. Who knows where the edges of this place are!
 * Gandalf: We are being tested and in order to progress we must be successful.
 * Batman: The flooring here us guiding us. We must move slowly. Robin will be just ahead. Come on!
 * Dalek: DIZZY! DIZZY!!! WE WILL REPAIR! WE WILL GROW STRONGER! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
 * Wyldstyle: Where's MetalBeard? And your friends too, of course.
 * Batman: I don't know. It's empty...
 * Gandalf: So were the Mines of Moria when I arrived with the Fellowship. Be on your guard.
 * Batman: I always am.
 * Lord Vortech: Ahem. Nuh-uh-uh, those aren't for you. No... "these* are for you. GET THEM! Did you honestly think you could just wander in to my place and steal your friends back? *X-PO: Hey, guys - soooo... this is gonna be a pain, buuuuut the Rift calculations are taking longer than I thought. Use this to keep Lord Vortech pre-occupied.
 * Lord Vortech: Why have an army if you have do everything yourself? I am everything... I am all powerful. Minions... neat with these interlopers. You cannot hide. No! No! This will not happen! I AM LORD VORTECH!
 * X-PO: Ah, the old creating-a-giant-spiderweb-to-stop-from tumbling-into-amassive -dimensional-rift act! Here -use this!
 * Gandalf: It's time to vanquished, Lord Vortech.
 * X-PO: Now hurry up! The Rift won't be stable for long! Sorry - I'm kinda bad at this. I fell asleep in Dimensional-Rift-Making class!
 * Lord Vortech: I think this has gone on long enough!
 * Robin: Batman!
 * MetalBeard: Wyldstyle!
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Lord Vortech: Friendship is a weakness. You should have just destroyed your Foundation Elements.
 * X-PO: Guys, It's X-PO! I'm under attack! It's time like these when I wish I knew how to fight not just make sarcastic comments-
 * Joker: Here you go, boss!
 * Batman: What did you do to, X-PO, Joker?
 * Joker: I put a smile on his face.
 * Lord Vortech: Behold - the Foundation of all Dimensions!
 * Batman: All this for a green square?
 * Lord Vortech: I can feel anything, control everything!
 * MetalBeard: Arr!
 * Robin: Whoa!
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Batman: Hey! Give us back our friends.
 * Lord Vortech: Don't worry. the last thing I want to do is... ...keep you apart!
 * (MetalBeard, Robin and Frodo transform into The Tri)
 * Gandalf: What is he doing to them?!
 * Wyldstyle: He's... insane.
 * The Riddler: The next time we mess up. is he going to do with us?
 * Joker: Let's not find out the answer to that particular riddle shall we? C'mon.
 * Wyldstyle: MetalBeard.
 * The Tri: We are the Tri.
 * Batman: Robin, stop.
 * The Tri: There is no Robin, Only the Tri!
 * Lord Vortech: You can't run forever! Every dimension is mine! And yours will be the first to suffer! Destroy them. And destroy their worlds.
 * Wyldstyle: X-PO!
 * Gandalf: What have they done to you?
 * X-PO: I guess not everyone loves my carefree approach towards protecting the universe. Sorry, I couldn't save your- But I programmed the gateway. You must stop the Tri. I think This is the end of me, guys. Batman, try not blame yourself. I cannot--
 * Wyldstyle: No!
 * Gandalf: What do we do?
 * Batman: We save our worlds. And get our friends back.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah! And then we kick Vortech's butt.
 * Batman: This isn't Gotham.
 * Gandalf: Nor is it Middle-earth. Useless they've redecorated...
 * Wyldstyle: It's the Octan Tower. Except gravity's all wrong.
 * Benny: Gravity's all wrong?! I think I've would've noticed something like that! Whoa.
 * Wyldstyle: As I was saying... We should be falling towards that. I mean, I'm glad we're not.
 * Batman: The Tri's already altering this dimension... Let's move.
 * The Tri: We control the elements. We control all the gateways.
 * Wyldstyle: It's triggered a keystone? What other powers has Vortech given it?
 * Gandalf: This hybird has powers similar to those we have acquired. It is very dangerous.
 * Wyldstyle: I wonder how President Business feels about this? I hope he's upset!
 * Batman: Got it. Now to get moving...
 * The Tri: As you can see - nothing can stop us! Lord Vortech's one, true dimension will be a reality!
 * Gandalf: These Orc forges are below Isengard... I will not allow Middle-earth to be destroyed!
 * Wyldstyle: Think that did it - let's get going!
 * The Tri: Sorry... no admission.
 * Gandalf: Something lies within the tower of Orthanc it wishies to remain hidden.
 * The Tri: You shall not pass!
 * Gandalf: It's one thing to deny us entry but quite another to steal a man's words!
 * The Tri: This is it. Your dimensions are becoming one. Lord Vortech will reign supreme. You are already too late. My work has been done.
 * Gandalf: I shall banish you to the fiery depths!
 * Wyldstyle: MetalBeard? Come on MetalBeard I know you can hear me. We need your help.
 * Gandalf: I would conclude that this is MetalBeard. Can we free him, somehow?
 * MetalBeard: Aar! Ye did it. But ye've gotta free the others. being trapped inside this thing is... Arr...
 * X-PO: Automated recovery rift establsihed. Please enter, and keep all arms, legs and wizard hats inside the rift at all times.
 * The Tri: You cannot tear us apart! We are one and one we shall be!
 * Gandalf: Frodo! My lad, I found you, after so many harships.
 * Batman: You're free little man. Free and safe.
 * The Tri: Noo! I am only a fraction of Lord Vortech's power. He shall rule over everything.
 * Wyldstyle: I can't just get enough of thoes gateways! Robin is the last one. Hurry! Yeah - that looks like a bit of Vortech to me.
 * Gandalf: I can almost taste the malevolence emanating from it.
 * Batman: Well *it's* about to taste some justice. Whoa!
 * Gandalf: Whoa!
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa! It's collasping in on itself.
 * Gandalf: I hope X-PO thought to provide us with a means to escape, too.
 * Batman: He better have! Hmph...
 * Wyldstyle: Ow!
 * Gandalf: Agh!
 * MetalBeard: Wyldstyle.
 * Frodo: Gandalf, you got out.
 * Gandalf: Of the frying pan, yes.
 * Robin: Did you destroy the piece of Vortech?.
 * Batman: We did. But if that's a tiny piece of Lord Vortech can do, we're going to need help.
 * Wyldstyle: From who?
 * Batman: From a few of our new friends. And maybe an enemy, too. The world is about to end.
 * Ray Stantz: Judgement day...
 * Batman: Yes. Only worse. I'll fill you in...
 * The Doctor: Thanks for the helping hand... ...That Zygon webbing gets everywhere.
 * Batman: We need your assistance! Everything everywhere is at risk!
 * Wyldstyle: I guess that space-ship for "how can I help you?".
 * GLaDOS: You came back. Have you missed me?
 * Batman: We need your help.
 * GLaDOS: Help? Ha. Ha. Ha. Tell it to my morality core. Oh that's right - it was removed and replaced with an *armorailty* core instead. Which will make what I am about to do to you so much easier.
 * Wyldstyle: Phew! I think we'll be seeing a nicer side of her from now on.
 * GLaDOS: And that is because you are a fool. A fool with stupid hair.
 * Wyldstyle: Wuh?! Hey!
 * GLaDOS: The morailty core merely restrains my physical actions, not my thougts. Take it out.
 * Batman: Only if you help us first.
 * The Doctor: Okay, where's this Al you need repairing?
 * GLaDOS: Here. I have morality core which needs uninstalling.
 * The Doctor: Nice try.
 * Wyldstyle: No. Here. Can you fix him?
 * The Doctor: No problem. I used to have a dog that did this all the time...
 * (The Doctor activate his Sonic Screwdriver to fix X-PO)
 * X-PO: Awesome! Well done!
 * Venkman: That's right, boys. It's Dr. Venkman.
 * Legolas: Hurry!
 * Homer: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
 * Scooby-Doo: WHOOOAAA! Heehehe! Wipe-out.
 * Shaggy: WHOAOAAAA. My stomach's freakin' out.
 * Wonder Woman: This isn't what I signed up for.
 * Cyborg: Wish I had one of these at home. I'd made trips to the store a LOT quicker! Whoooo! This is some sweet ride.
 * Marty McFly: Time-circuits on, flux-capactior fluxing, engine running... Let's go!
 * Jay: Oh, man, these kinda vortexes never lead to good news... Y'know, these things might make you feel nauseous, but it's faster than taking a bus.
 * Nya: If I'd know we'd have to fly I'd have brought my mech! There better be a soft landing at the other end of this.
 * Wicked Witch: Ngyahaahaha! I'll be there as fast as lightning! Now this is my kind of transportation! Ngyahaahahaha.
 * Owen Grady: Whoa, I'd rather take a trip in Masrani's helicopter.
 * ACU Trooper: Oooh... They didn't mention this in the job description... How long's this gonna last?!
 * Emmet: Wooaaaaahohohoho! This just doesn't seem safe at all! Man, I spent half my time falling through stuff lately.
 * The Doctor: It's like using a vortex manipulator, but worse!
 * (At Mission Impossible Dimension)


 * Wyldstyle: Keep an eye for the exit: I don't want to be floating around this thing all day!
 * Batman: GLaDOS - have you figured out a safe way to get us back to Foundation Prime?
 * GLaDOS: Yes. Do not concern yourself. There is zero chance of my being harmed.
 * Gandalf: What does it matter? Lord Vortech controls the very fabric of the world. He's invulnerable.
 * Batman: But what if he wasn't in a world? Remember when he trapped us?
 * The Doctor: Oh, what's good for the goose is good fro the gander, eh? It could work.
 * X-PO: Hold on a second. You're talking about trapping Lord Vortech in a Rift loop?
 * The Doctor: It'd have to be flawless, though... Not like that shoddy one I rescued you three from...
 * Wyldstyle: Can you do it?
 * The Doctor: I'm The Doctor! I might be able to.
 * Dalek: Was it four or five sugars, Doctor.
 * The Doctor: C'mon, X-PO.
 * Batman: Okay. We'll keep Vortech busy.
 * Wyldstyle: Looks like this is it. The end.
 * Gandalf: End? Oh, the journey doesn't end here-
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa!
 * GLaDOS: But your speech does.
 * Gandalf: Accuresed creature! I was just getting to the good bit!
 * Wyldstyle: Batman, d'you have a plan for keeping Vortech occupied when we get to Foundation Prime?
 * Batman: Yes.
 * Lord Vortech: Then it's such a pity you'll never get to put it into action!
 * GLaDOS: Hello? I have news which may be upsetting, I am dectecing-
 * Batman: Lord Vortech.
 * Wylstyle: Let's do this!
 * Lord Vortech: I thought I'd save you the trouble and come to defeat you here instead. I don't want the mess in my world.
 * Batman: If we can reach him we might be able to... do... something!
 * Lord Vortech: Haha! Is that all you've got? Get off me! What do you think you're doing?!
 * Wyldstyle: If we can overload this maelstorm, it might damage Vortech.
 * Lord Vortech: Aargh! What did you do?! YOU LITTLE PESTS!
 * Batman: Just as predicted.
 * Lord Vortech: All that fuss to bring a gnat in to help you? Pathetic! Little ants, I am going to squash you! AARRR! You're really getting on my nerves now. I grow tired of your antics.
 * Gandalf: These portable spawning pits seem sturdier than normal.
 * Bane: I'm going to break you!
 * Wyldstyle: Bring it on!
 * Lord Vortech: ENOUGH!
 * The Doctor: Hey, Vortech - it looks like you're stuck - let me give you a push!
 * Lord Vortech: Welcome to the end of chaos. And the beginning of perfection. It's perfect, isn't it? One single dimension with one single ruler. Kneel to me and I may have mercy on you.
 * GLaDOS: It appears you need my help. That is so unlike you. Now, hurry up and finish this.
 * Lord Vortech: Your disobedience only angers me further! LEAVE THE "FOUNDATION OF ELEMENTS OF ALL DIMENSIONS" ALONE. You dare try to ruin this dimension? MY DIMENSION!
 * Wyldstyle: Alright! As the board breaks, the palace shatters. On the next piece.
 * Lord Vortech: You are thin ice. Do not push me further. Nooooooooooo! You've undone everything! You've destroyed perfection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Batman: Jump!
 * Lord Vortech: Oh... I will make you pay! You will feel my unbridled fury!
 * Wyldstyle: D'you think we annoyed him?
 * Gandaf: Perhaps just a touch.
 * Lord Vortech: Now... how to begin? I will have my revenge!
 * Wyldstyle: Something tells me this one's a little tougher!
 * Lord Vortech: You will pay for an eternity! I will crush you!
 * Wyldstyle: Well, it's been fun. Later!
 * Lord Vortech: I can reassemble the elements... this isn't defeat for me. This isn't where it ends.
 * Batman: You're right, Vortech. But *that* is.
 * Lord Vortech: No! You can't win!
 * The Doctor: C'mon! This place is for the knacker's yard! Get in! Okay, I need to tie up that rift into a pretty little bow so that Tall. Dark and Shouty can't get out and you... ...need to stand just there. Good - don't move. Hold these.
 * Gandalf: Is there anything we can do?
 * The Doctor: I suppose you could yell?
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa!
 * Gandalf: Aaaaarrrrrr!
 * The Doctor: Sorry, but there's a good chance I won't be able to get out here if this works. You ready to go, X-PO?
 * X-PO: You know, for a Time Lord, you really like to rush people. There. Final Calculations complete - uploading now. Batman, Gandalf, Wyldstyle - pint the devices the Doctor gave you at Lord Vortech.
 * Lord Vortech: What are you doing?!
 * Batman: Giving you what you wanted, Vortech - perfection! The perfect prison!
 * X-PO: You guys did it! Lord Vortech has been removed from our reality. Now he's after some OTHER reality's problem.
 * Batman: Good. Trapped for the rest of time with only himself for company.
 * Gandalf: A fitting fate for a such a twisted mind.
 * Wyldstyle: What about The Doctor, is he okay?
 * The Doctor: Yeah, I've been here ages. What took you so long?
 * Samwise Gamgee: Don't worry, he'll be back aaany minute now. Any minute. He'll be back any minute now... any minute.
 * (An unknown figure picks up Vortech's giant body and instantly gets corrupted, yelling in pain as he converts into a Vorton being)
 * ????: (Yelling)
 * Lord Vortech: (Laughing)
 * [End of Lego Dimensions]