Battle of Panthatar


 * Thornton: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend?
 * Josh: Diane?
 * Thornton: No, broke up with Diane. Dating this new chick, Maria. I'm meeting her here.
 * Josh: Oh, cool. I heard they got really good-- --Uh, Maria?
 * Thornton: Brunette, really cute, about 5'2".
 * Josh: Ah.
 * Thornton: She's supposed to meet me here 10 minutes ago. I don't know where she could be.
 * Josh: Uhhh, you know--are you sure that you should have broken up with that Diane girl, 'cause she just seemed like a winner.
 * Thornton: She moved to vermont.
 * Josh: You could move there, too. I hear they got trees full of syrup.
 * Thornton: Thanks, but I'm just gonna go find-- Maria.


 * Thorton: What are you doin', Parker?
 * Drake: Kissin' a girl.
 * Thornton: What are you doin'? You were kissing my girlfriend.
 * Drake: Oh, you know, that reminds me of a funny story--
 * Thornton: What's the matter with you?
 * Maria: I'm sorry. He's just an awesome kisser.
 * Drake: No, he's not. No, he's not. no, he's not.
 * Maria: Thornton, you're way better. Kiss him. Kiss him right now.
 * Thornton: Not a chance. We are over.


 * Drake: But hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
 * Josh: He didn't know she was your girlfriend.


 * Red Skynet: You guys are supposed to duck. What are you doin'?


 * Director: Okay, back off, back off, back off, back off, back off. All right. What is the matter with you guys? Why aren't you--