Zombie Love

Nerd: And that's when the female Starbuck got into the shower with me!

Daniel: Ooh!

Nerd: But from the neck down she was Dirk Benedict!

Daniel: Ooh!

Nerd: And when I woke up, I still had wood.

Daniel: Ooh!

Munson: Watch me scare those nerds! Mmmmunson! Munson, might be going to prison!

Nerd: Dirk Benedict! Oww! Where is everybody? Helllooooo? Don't dead. Open inside. Ha-ha! Epic typography fail! Oh my gosh! That's Courtney!

Courtney: *scream*

Nerd: *scream* Oh, phew. You're not a walker.

Courtney: What? I-I'm not a what?

Nerd: It means zombie without having to say zombie. It's just one of the little details that makes Robert Kirkman's "The Walking Dead" such an intelligent and original-

Courtney: *scream*

Nerd: Come with me!

Courtney: *scream*

Nerd: Apocalyptic crazies tend to break down so superior so it's totally likely that you and I will fall in love.

Courtney: Woah! Wait, wait, wait!