The Photo


 * Why aren't you flying? I'm pressing the right buttons!
 * Because, no matter how loud you shout, I still can't break the laws of physics!
 * Then, break the laws of biology! You managed to grow legs, just put some effort in, and grow some wings!
 * Well, maybe you should be better at controlling me!
 * How's this for better?!
 * Ah! Dude, stop, I'm getting breakfast in my brain!
 * I had stopped! I think the crouch button is stuck.
 * Well, fix it, or, we will never get the high- score score score score score score score score!
 * Aw, man, you crashed! Reboot.
 * Using our imagination is lame.
 * It's ok. Tobias said he'd give back the game tomorrow!
 * Using our imagination is lame.
 * It's ok. Tobias said he'd give back the game tomorrow!
 * It's ok. Tobias said he'd give back the game tomorrow!

At School

 * Oh, uh...Sorry, dudes, I totally forgot. I-I'll bring it in tomorrow, I swear!
 * Awww.
 * Awww.
 * So, did you remember the game?
 * Sorry, dudes. I'll totally bring it in tomorrow.
 * Mm...I am so sorry. I-I'll bring it in tomorrow, I pro- Oooh, I'm so- Mm. Ah...I- Mm, mm- Ah- Oh, oh, oh! Mm...Ah, ah- S-s-s-sorry! Ah- Tomor, tomor- Tom-mor-or-orrow! Mmm...I-I-I-I...Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm...
 * Dude! You've done this for so long, now, even your little "sorry" sounds are all the same!
 * Oh, sorry. You thought tomorrow was today; I meant tomorrow tomorrow. I'll bring it in tomorrow, I swear! See ya!
 * Okay, let's analyze the situation here. He's abusing our patience, retaining our property, and all civilized methods to deal with this problem have failed. I think we have ourselves a case for a war. Are you ready to follow me into battle?
 * Um, actually, you know what? I thought maybe I could take the lead this time...
 * What?
 * Yeah. I'd like to have a try at being the leader.
 * Why?
 * Uhh...'Cause sometimes, I look at myself in the mirror, and all I see...is nothing but a sidekick!
 * Hold on a second. Sorry. What were you saying?
 * Nevermind...
 * DAH!
 * What?
 * Look! More proof I'm your sidekick!
 * Are you still going on about that? Look, you get loads of emails! "Hey Darwin," "hi Darwin," "hello Darwin."
 * Yeah, but this is your inbox! People didn't even think I've got my own email address! You wanna see mine?
 * Eww... What the? Is that cockroach inside your inbox?
 * See what I mean?
 * Some people send me your emails. It doesn't make you my sidekick.
 * Oh yeah? Then what about... The school yearbook!  That's your entry...and that's mine! It's not even me! It's a photo of your shadow! I'M. YOUR. SHADOW. And look! "Darwin Watterson. Age: two years younger than Gumball! Class: the same as Gumball! Most likely to be: standing next to Gumball!" Even my nickname is "Gumball's sidekick!"
 * I'm sure mine's probably "Darwin's sidekick"...
 * Uh, no dude. It's "DARWIN'S BOSS!"
 * Chill out! It's just a yearbook! No one actually thinks that!
 * Then, how do you...explain this?! Hey you! Look me in the eye and tell me you don't think I'm Gumball's sidekick!
 * My Rubik's cube, you can talk! I always thought you were Gumball's orange bag.
 * Oh, that reminds me. Can I have my math book?
 * Oh, sure. But, you see what I mean, though? It's like I don't even exist without you.
 * Darwin, you do exist, and I understand how you feel. So, we're gonna get that game back as equals! Now, follow me and do everything I tell you!
 * Okay, great! ...Aw, man!
 * My Rubik's cube, you can talk! I always thought you were Gumball's orange bag.
 * Oh, that reminds me. Can I have my math book?
 * Oh, sure. But, you see what I mean, though? It's like I don't even exist without you.
 * Darwin, you do exist, and I understand how you feel. So, we're gonna get that game back as equals! Now, follow me and do everything I tell you!
 * Okay, great! ...Aw, man!

Trying To Sneak In

 * Perfect! Tobias left his window open! We just have to sneak in, and get our game. Now, bend down.
 * See? This is exactly what I'm talking about! If I'm not your sidekick, then why are you always using me for stupid things like this? If you owned a ladder, you wouldn't need me here at all!
 * Shhh! At least a ladder would know how to shut up when it's helping me to sneak into someone's house!
 * That's for demoting me from a sidekick to a foot-stool!
 * Okay, okay! Point taken, now get me outta here!
 * I'm sorry, but I don't take orders anymore.
 * Fine, you're not a sidekick! You're an assistant! I mean, a deputy! Ugh, you're my vice Gumball! Dude, you there? You're not speaking to me to make me think you left, right? And if you did, it's just to get some rope?  ...You're getting rope?  Nah, I'm sure he's just gone to get some rope.
 * Okay, okay! Point taken, now get me outta here!
 * I'm sorry, but I don't take orders anymore.
 * Fine, you're not a sidekick! You're an assistant! I mean, a deputy! Ugh, you're my vice Gumball! Dude, you there? You're not speaking to me to make me think you left, right? And if you did, it's just to get some rope?  ...You're getting rope?  Nah, I'm sure he's just gone to get some rope.

The Cafeteria

 * Next!
 * So...last night, huh? Things got a little... [inaudible] But, seriously, it's good we're all back to normal now. Same...you know...dynamic. Right?
 * Next!
 * I meant what I said.
 * What are ya having?
 * Can I get some tater tots and fish? Oh, put the fish on the side.
 * I meant on top! Put the fish on top!
 * Dude, why are you so angry with me?
 * Because it's your fault. You made me like this.
 * What, a fish?
 * No, a sidekick. Is this some kind of......joke to you?
 * Of course not, but do you ever think you brought this on yourself?
 * This conversation is getting us nowhere.
 * Yeah, you're right. So, let me demonstrate why people think you're a sidekick. "Hey, I'm Darwin! Oh, your shoes are dirty! Looks like you could do with a door-mat!"  "Hello Gumball! Do you mind holding my hand for my entire life?! What are we gonna do? Where are we gonna go? What are we gonna have for lunch today?" [inaudible]  "Look at that beautiful pigeon pecking the mold off that old chicken leg! Isn't the circle of life beautiful?!" See my point?
 * Huh, well, at least I'm not like this! "Duh! Hey, I'm Gumball! Duh! I'm too busy to look where I'm going, 'cause I'm in love with Penny or something!"  "Duh, hey Sussie! While conveniently ignoring my own character flaws, I'm happy to point out that you eat with the grace of a one-toothed camel!"
 * "Hey Rocky! Let me help you with lasagna!" "What the what? I should apologize, but I won't because I always assume I'm in the right! Duh!"  You see my point?
 * It would be hard not to. Okay, you're the boss now. You get that game back from Tobias.
 * Finally! I've been waiting for this for so long! So, what should I do?
 * I don't know. I'd do something dumb and petty, like take something he likes, and not give that back.
 * Hmmm...
 * Huh, well, at least I'm not like this! "Duh! Hey, I'm Gumball! Duh! I'm too busy to look where I'm going, 'cause I'm in love with Penny or something!"  "Duh, hey Sussie! While conveniently ignoring my own character flaws, I'm happy to point out that you eat with the grace of a one-toothed camel!"
 * "Hey Rocky! Let me help you with lasagna!" "What the what? I should apologize, but I won't because I always assume I'm in the right! Duh!"  You see my point?
 * It would be hard not to. Okay, you're the boss now. You get that game back from Tobias.
 * Finally! I've been waiting for this for so long! So, what should I do?
 * I don't know. I'd do something dumb and petty, like take something he likes, and not give that back.
 * Hmmm...
 * Hmmm...

Momnapped!

 *  YOU STOLE HIS MOM?! 
 * What? You said to take something he likes!
 * Something, not someone! Have you gone totally nuts?!
 * Uhh...Did I go too far?
 * Oh, I don't know. Why don't you ask our new house guest?! Do you think he's gone too far? Oh, right. She can't answer, BECAUSE YOU TIED HER UP, YOU PSYCHO!
 * Look, it's not that bad. Tobias will know where she is as soon as he gets home and reads the note I left.
 * Okay, you know what? I'm out.
 * Uh...The thing is, I kinda signed the note from both us, with you being my sidekick and all...
 * Uh... We're taking this poor mom back home before anyone notices she's missing.
 * Hey! I'm the one in charge! We do what I say, and I say we do what you just said!
 * I can't believe this! Do you realize that this is a living, breathing mom that you stole? Poor thing! Oh...We should take the back-road so that we won't be seen by anyone.
 * Wait. Since when does the sidekick give the orders?
 * Since the leader turned into a momnapper!
 * Oh, so I make one little mistake during my first day on the job, and you decide I'm a criminal!
 * I didn't decide that! Society did! Now, I'm making an executive decision and taking charge!
 * You don't have the authority!
 * That's it! I am taking your leader badge away!
 * You never gave me a badge!
 * It's an invisible badge!
 * You better give that back!
 * What's that?
 * It's my invisible sword. Don't think I won't invisibly use it!
 * Well, try getting past my invisible bazooka!
 * Well, I'm coming for you in my invisible tank!
 * Invisible army, fire!
 * Don't make me use my invisible nuke!
 * No! [inaudible] You'll wipe us both out!
 * Okay okay. Truce. Let's just work together. Wait a minute...
 * Aw, man! She's going to get creamed, and it's all my fault! I never should have done this!
 * You're just realizing that now?
 * Okay, that didn't work. Let's take the shortcut through Main Street!
 * But, there's hundreds of people! We'd have to be invisible!
 * I've got an idea.
 * People, please give generously to the [inaudible] of this poor woman! Open your wallets as wide as your hearts! It's for a good cause!
 * I feel so conflicted. I'm glad this is working, but I'm really disappointed in mankind right now.
 * Hold on! I've got change for you!
 * Just ignore him and walk faster. Come on people! Don't be greedy, give to the needy!
 * Stop! Here, here! I've got money! Wait, please! Take it!
 * This man's giving out free money!
 * Well, that was easier than expected. Ok, so Tobias' house is just around the corner, right past that...
 * ...police car.
 * Ah! Thought you could hide right under my nose, did ya? Surrender yourselves!
 * What do we do? What do we do?!
 * There's no way out! We're going to prison, buddy.
 * Come out! You're under arrest! Come out, little peanut! The long arm of the law is comin' for ya!
 * You have the right to remain silent...and delicious!
 * Just ignore him and walk faster. Come on people! Don't be greedy, give to the needy!
 * Stop! Here, here! I've got money! Wait, please! Take it!
 * This man's giving out free money!
 * Well, that was easier than expected. Ok, so Tobias' house is just around the corner, right past that...
 * ...police car.
 * Ah! Thought you could hide right under my nose, did ya? Surrender yourselves!
 * What do we do? What do we do?!
 * There's no way out! We're going to prison, buddy.
 * Come out! You're under arrest! Come out, little peanut! The long arm of the law is comin' for ya!
 * You have the right to remain silent...and delicious!
 * There's no way out! We're going to prison, buddy.
 * Come out! You're under arrest! Come out, little peanut! The long arm of the law is comin' for ya!
 * You have the right to remain silent...and delicious!
 * You have the right to remain silent...and delicious!

Tobias' House

 * Ugh, this momnapping thing was by far the worst leader move I've ever heard of!
 * Oh come on! That's exactly the kind of idea you'd usually come up with!
 * Yeah, but if it was my plan, I would have had you stop me from doing it!
 * What do you mean?
 * I mean, you're not a sidekick, dude. You're a guardian! I need you, man!
 * I...I never thought of it like that. Can we go back to the way it was before?
 * Sure we can. Just as soon as we return the mother you stole.
 * Yes! The note's still here!
 * Oh, hey guys! Did you come for the game? Sorry, my mom cleaned my room. Only she knows where it is, and I can't find her anywhere!
 * You know what? Just keep it.
 * You know what? Just keep it.
 * You know what? Just keep it.