The Lesson


 * Noooooo! [Activates bomb]
 * and : It's gonna explooooooode!
 * :Oh come on. Concentrate a little, man. We'll never be ready for the math test.
 * If zhe square of zhe hypotenuse equals zhe sum of zhe square of the other two sides, vhat is the length of side A?
 * I know not, master.
 * You failed me for the last time. Oh come on, we're supposed to be studying.
 * Dude, stop distracting me! Alright, let's get some work done.
 * You failed me for the last time. Oh come on, we're supposed to be studying.
 * Dude, stop distracting me! Alright, let's get some work done.
 * Dude, stop distracting me! Alright, let's get some work done.

Almost Time For The Test!

 * [Crying] It's not working, I'm not absorbing any of the knowledge.
 * [In Spanish] Why didn't we study when we had the time?
 * [In old English] Be still, you curd. (Chill out dude) Imbibe thy portions swiftly. (Keep chewing) On on we face our trial. (We only have ten minutes until the test) By my by!? (What the what?!) [Closes his book] Elizabethan poetry? By and by again, we've been chewing the wrong books!
 * Ahh! we're gonna flunk the test. We'll get caught in a downward spiral of failure, we'll get held back a year and before you know it, we'll be the only kids in seventh grade with beards.
 * Unless....
 * What?
 * We could [whistles]
 * What?
 * You know, we could [Makes a noise with his tongue]
 * [Shrugs]
 * You Know, we could [Darwin makes more noises]
 * [Gasps] What?! You mean-
 * You Know, we could [Darwin makes more noises]
 * [Gasps] What?! You mean-

Cheating!!!!

 * CHEATING!?!? Did you really think you could get away with this?
 * To be honest, yeah. I thought we could. I have no idea what went wrong.
 * Well, maybe you'll figure it out during spring break which you're spending in DETENTION!
 * Well, maybe you'll figure it out during spring break which you're spending in DETENTION!

Detention!!!!!!

 * I`m putting you in the long detention block. So from now on you don't eat, you don't go to the bathroom, you don't speak, you don't even blink unless I say so. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
 * [Raises hand]
 * What?
 * Can I blink please?
 * No.

The New Inmates

 * SILENCE YOU ANIMALS!!! These are the new inmates. Make sure they feel welcome.
 * [With dried eyes] Can I blink now?
 * You're not gonna last two minutes in here, little fish.
 * Gumball. Can you hear me?
 * Yeah. What will we do? These ugly filths look like they were raised by hyenas in a post-apocalyptic future.
 * Ha ha! Especially the cupcake. She looks like she was made out of rotten eggs, and foot fungus.
 * I'm a boy, dork bag.
 * Ugh! Even her voice is gross. Wait-hang on. How come she hear our secret thoughts?
 * 'Cause you're taking out loud, homie.
 * Yeah that makes more sense.
 * 'Cause you're taking out loud, homie.
 * Yeah that makes more sense.

In The Bathroom

 * [Groans] Ow!! Oh man.
 * [Pops out eye] Even my bruises have bruises.
 * Don't worry buddy. I've got just what you need.
 * A kiss to make it better?
 * No. We need to look older if you want them to respect us. [Brings out marker] Lets get some tattoos, home boy! [They walk outside the bathroom with drawn on hair on their heads] What do you think?
 * I don't know. I think we look a bit too old for young offenders.
 * Maybe. [They walk back in. Then they exit again with more fake hair drawn on their heads] Perfect!
 * Maybe. [They walk back in. Then they exit again with more fake hair drawn on their heads] Perfect!

In The Cafeteria

 * What are you looking at, punk? [Gets brutally attacked by Pink Bear]
 * Dude. Stop! His eyes are touching each other! Please let him go!
 * Enough! [Pink Bear lets go of Gumball]
 * Oh! Thanks man. I owe you one.
 * You owe me more than that if you want my protection, daby.
 * Whats a daby?
 * Detention slang. For "dumb baby."
 * Oh I see. Who protect us from?
 * [Raises eyebrow]
 * He means "Who are you gonna protect us from?"
 * [Fuse lights] Me!
 * [Fuse lights] Me!

Stealing School Plans

 * Why does that kid want us to steal the school plans anyway?
 * That's the least of our worries. The guy's a walking time bomb.
 * Okay. Let's do this.
 * Here. Found it! Now lets get out of- [Starts chuckling]
 * What?
 * Dude, you have to see this. [Chuckles]
 * Ooooh! [Glares at Gumball and Darwin]
 * It's not what it looks like. W-we accidentally slipped, and-and fell. T-t-the door went whoosh, and this went whoosh and we-let me start again. There was an eagle, and it came through the window and tried to steal-uh-I mean…it was totally like this when we got here.
 * I'll teach you for ruining my surprise for Miss Simian. You're both going to the correctional room!
 * NOOOO!! NOT THE CORRECTIONAL ROOM!
 * Ooooh! [Glares at Gumball and Darwin]
 * It's not what it looks like. W-we accidentally slipped, and-and fell. T-t-the door went whoosh, and this went whoosh and we-let me start again. There was an eagle, and it came through the window and tried to steal-uh-I mean…it was totally like this when we got here.
 * I'll teach you for ruining my surprise for Miss Simian. You're both going to the correctional room!
 * NOOOO!! NOT THE CORRECTIONAL ROOM!

Correctional Room (Mr. Small's Office)

 * Boys. I believe you keep getting into trouble because you're not expressing yourselves creatively. To teach you how, I'm going to read you some of my poems, okay?
 * I don't know why I freaked out so much. This really isn't that bad.
 * [Brings out super thick book] The first is an epic life story written from the perspective of a shoe. [Clears throat] Part 1 of 87: Birth …dark…factory…noise. The smell of polish...soles fitting soles.
 * Let us out!!! This is cruel, and unusual!!
 * Let us out!!! This is cruel, and unusual!!

Planning To Escape From Detention

 * So, what have we learn today?
 * Don't…ever…break the rules…ever…again.
 * No fish, don't ever get caught. That's the only rule you need to care about. Now, here's a list of stuff you're gonna steal for me.
 * No fish, don't ever get caught. That's the only rule you need to care about. Now, here's a list of stuff you're gonna steal for me.

Thieves

 * [Singing] Well, I cheated on a math test, teacher says I gotta pay. Doin' time up at the schoolhouse, and it gets worse everyday.
 * I've done a lot of bad things, as freedom wilted away. I've seen a lot of sad things, and it gets worse everyday!
 * and : I never was a bad guy, 'til I was put away. Now I'm stealin', cheatin', lyin', and it gets worse everyday!
 * and : They think I learned my lesson, that crime just doesn't pay. But stuck here in detention, I have found another way. I'm the baddest kid in the prison…and I get worse everydaaay!
 * SILENCE YOU ANIMALS!!! I WANT THIS ROOM CLEANED UP BY LUNCH TIME, YOU HEAR ME!?!?
 * Where is he going?
 * [singing] I don't know why did he need a map, some rope, or a rake, and paper clip- [Stops singing] Oh my gosh he's going to ESCAPE!
 * No, dude. We are.
 * SILENCE YOU ANIMALS!!! I WANT THIS ROOM CLEANED UP BY LUNCH TIME, YOU HEAR ME!?!?
 * Where is he going?
 * [singing] I don't know why did he need a map, some rope, or a rake, and paper clip- [Stops singing] Oh my gosh he's going to ESCAPE!
 * No, dude. We are.
 * No, dude. We are.

Detention Break

 * I don't think we're ready for life on the outside.
 * Why do you say that?
 * Because we've run straight back to detention.
 * I think we've been here so long we've lost our taste for freedom.
 * Let's just go back in.
 * No, no, NO! [Pink Bear brutally attacks him, and pops his cherry. The cherry juice splats on the classroom door's window in front of the boys]
 * [Looking terrified] Did you what that bear just did to that guy's cherry?
 * I think that just cured me.
 * LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
 * and : Take us!
 * Ha! I don`t think so. [Throws a paper clip at Gumball. It bounces off harmlessly]
 * Dude come on, please!
 * and : We're too cute for detention.
 * I don't care. [Enters vent]
 * [Tackles Bomb Boy] PLEASE, I BEG YOU. PLEASE!
 * [Not actually talking] Help!
 * [Not actually talking] Depends, can we come with you?
 * Never.
 * Sorry, what did you just say?
 * TAKE US WITH YOU, OR YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!
 * [Actually talking] OKAY, OKAY. JUST STOP SHOUTING! [Principal Brown wakes up, and sees them] [Unintentionally kicks Brown in the face as he is brought up]
 * DETENTION BREAK, LOCK DOWN!! [Imitates prison alarm]
 * Okay, we climb on this shaft to get to the roof.
 * Are you sure? I mean this doesn't feel dangerous enough. Isn't there a lake of fire on your map, or maybe a spider pit? Oh, I know: how about an acid bath full of sharks with machine guns!?
 * Don't worry, I've got this.
 * Wha-So, what's the plan now?
 * Well you can always go back!
 * Not as easy as I thought, so what now?
 * What the what!? I thought you said this led to the roof!
 * It does. It just won't open.
 * What the whating what!? What do you mean it won't open!?
 * [Fuse lights] I mean there's no way to get out of here, you masork.
 * What does that even mean?
 * Detention slang for "massive dork."
 * [Scoffs] Oh yeah? Well you're a sodging derk with a fart-stache!
 * What?
 * A soap-dodging thunder jerk with a fart mustache.
 * Yeah!? Well you're a serjenerf- [Continues making up detention slangs]
 * You double-crossing ner- [Explodes]
 * [High pitched] Well played.
 * I learned from the best.
 * Oh, so that's what we needed the rope for. And we use the rake as a hooked!
 * Quick!
 * Uh, okay. How long does this rope need to be?
 * Um it's the square of the height of the school, multiplied by-
 * Are you sure it's not divide?
 * Oh yeah. The square root of the height of the school minus-
 * Divide!
 * That's what I said!
 * You said minus!
 * It's the same thing!
 * No, it's not! Is it?
 * Ahhh! Let's just wing it.
 * Wish'd we'd done that math thing now. We could have escaped from detention.
 * No dude. If we learned it, we wouldn't be in detention.
 * Wow. I guess we did learn something today.
 * When you cheat, the only person you're really cheating is yourself.
 * Uh no. [Sees approaching van] [Grabs Darwin's fin] Never get caught!
 * SURRENDER NOW and you'll only- [Gasps] Nooooo!
 * See you never!
 * See you never, Principal Brown!
 * I don't know why they're so happy. They still have to come back here tomorrow.
 * You said minus!
 * It's the same thing!
 * No, it's not! Is it?
 * Ahhh! Let's just wing it.
 * Wish'd we'd done that math thing now. We could have escaped from detention.
 * No dude. If we learned it, we wouldn't be in detention.
 * Wow. I guess we did learn something today.
 * When you cheat, the only person you're really cheating is yourself.
 * Uh no. [Sees approaching van] [Grabs Darwin's fin] Never get caught!
 * SURRENDER NOW and you'll only- [Gasps] Nooooo!
 * See you never!
 * See you never, Principal Brown!
 * I don't know why they're so happy. They still have to come back here tomorrow.
 * See you never!
 * See you never, Principal Brown!
 * I don't know why they're so happy. They still have to come back here tomorrow.
 * I don't know why they're so happy. They still have to come back here tomorrow.
 * I don't know why they're so happy. They still have to come back here tomorrow.