Second Dragon, Kanna! (We're Totally Spoiling Here)

(Another day in the Kobayashi household. Tohru decides to apply her own breath to a chore)

Tohru: Fuuu-!

(An explosion is heard from the apartment. Later, Kobayashi walks Tohru to shopping)

Kobayashi: Seriously, Tohru. What made you think a kitchen fire was a good plan?

Tohru: It was more of an instinct than a plan.

Kobayashi: You know the stove makes fire, right?

Tohru: Yes, but I didn't think it would be strong enough!

Kobayashi: Strong enough to, what, incinerate the kitchen? I worry you may have brain damage. 💭 Which reminds me... Why have I been letting her go shopping on her own this whole time? Probably not the best idea... Ooh, maybe she's not a disaster there.

(Intro)

(Tohru and Kobayashi walk past the Oborozuka Shopping District)

Tohru: Wait! Aren't we going to the shopping district?

Kobayashi: ...You mean you don't go the big supermarket over there?

Tohru: Oh, no. That place feels like a castle and completely freaks me out.

Kobayashi: Castle?

Tohru: Yeah, and the whole thing's white too. Gives me flashbacks to run-ins with Crusaders' bases.

Kobayashi: That's unfortunate.

Tohru: The shopping district is more like the Guild's bazaar. It's a little better.

Kobayashi: So you shop based on dragon PTSD. Good to know.

(Kobayashi approaches the stall named "Toda Fresh Seafood")

Kobayashi: You wanna start by picking up some fish?

Tohru: Sure!

Toda: Tohru, what's up?

Kobayashi: Uh-

Tohru: Good afternoon, Mr. Toda!

Kobayashi: Wha?!

Toda: You're normally out here alone, aren't you? Is she a new friend?

Tohru: No, she's my master!

Toda: Eh?

Kobayashi: Ugh, hello.

Toda: Tohru's a pretty funny lady, ah? We've got some good mackerel in today, sound good?

Tohru: Hmm, sounds great! Let me have two of those and two dried jack mackerel.

Toda: Comin' up.

(Afterwards)

Kobayashi: He gave us an extra filet of mackerel?

Tohru: Why, isn't that sweet of him?

Kobayashi: Why and how are you friends with the fishmonger?

Tohru: Huh? We're not friends though. I was just nice to him at first so he's been nice to me and gives me free stuff in return, that's all.

Kobayashi: 😑 The more I get to know you, the more I get you don't know how humans operate, like at all.

Tohru: ☝️😉 Oh, now things are different with us! 😊 We share mutual love!

Kobayashi: 😑 Like at all, at all don't get it.

(The two then approach "Tatsuda's Butchery")

Tatsuda: Hey there, Tohru. So what can I getcha today? A little extra included.

Tohru: 😄 Eheheh! That's so sweet!

Kobayashi: 😮💭 Here, too?! This is weird.

(Tohru and Kobayashi then continue to walk)

Clothes store lady: Hey, long time no see!

Tohru: Hello!

Boy: 👋 It's the cosplay lady!

Tohru: 👋 That's me, have a good one!

(While Tohru socialises with a "love consultant")

Kobayashi: 😨💭 This dragon's better at being social than me. So Miss Condescending calls us foolish, inferior humans and whatnot but she's working this crowd like a champ and seems to enjoy it.

Tohru: Until next time, bye!

Kobayashi: 💭 Maybe she doesn't hate us after all.

Tohru: Didn't mean to keep you waiting, I'm sorry.

Kobayashi: Oh, that's fine.

(Tohru and Kobayashi then continue to walk)

Kobayashi: 💭 Now that I think about it, I kind of hardly know anything about Tohru... I think I'd like to know more. I think... Probably best not to bring up that whole injury thing, though. It's clearly a touchy topic for her. 💬 Wanna grab some dessert too?

Tohru: What?! You mean it, really?

Kobayashi: Sure, whadaya want?

Tohru: I would like to have an eclair, please!

(At the dessert stall)

Tohru: Did you know that the word eclair translates to "flash of lightning"?

Kobayashi: I did not. Speaking of lightning, talk to me about Thor. Is your name related to his?

Tohru: Absolutely not. It comes from an author in this world. At least that's what my parents have always told me.

Kobayashi: Right, of course you have parents-

(They hear an old lady screaming)

Tohru: Uh-

Kobayashi: Huh?

Old lady: Someone help! He's got my purse!

Tohru: Do you mind? May I get him?

Kobayashi: What? I don't know... Could you do it without people knowing that you're a dragon?

Tohru: 👍 Yes! Here I go!

(With that, Tohru speeds off in a flash)

Burglar: Too far away to catch now! Wha- Ugh!

(Tohru gets behind the burglar in an instant, and punches him in the gut while leaping. She lands on her feet. Everyone looks at Tohru in astonishment)

Kobayashi: Uuhh...

Tohru: Mm?

(Tohru looks around at everyone else)

Tohru: Uh...

Kobayashi: Oh, crap. This could be bad.

(The staring intensifies. Kobayashi decides to move for Tohru first)

Tohru: Uh...

Kobayashi: Tohru...!

(But the onlookers clap and praise)

Tohru: Huh?

Kobayashi: Huh?

Toda: That was so amazing!

Clothes store lady: I can't believe how strong you are!

Boy: That was awesome!

(Kobayashi sighs while Tohru smiles)

Kobayashi: That could have been way worse.

(Kobayashi leads Tohru out of the shopping district)

Man: She's keepin' us safe! Ahahaha!

(Tohru waves goodbye with a giggle too, then feels disheartened)

Tohru: So, um, that was scary...

Kobayashi: I was stressing a bit myself. Sorry, I should have told you to hold back more.

Tohru: It's fine... Um, your hand.

(Kobayashi decides to grip the hand she is holding)

Tohru: Uh?!

Kobayashi: You wanna hold on a little longer?

Tohru: Yes! 💭 I won't be washing that hand for a while...

(A girl with lavender hair looks on from behind them. Later, at the apartment, Tohru is humming while doing housework)

Kobayashi: What's your tail like?

Tohru: Uh- 😊 Oh, it's sweet and creamy!

Kobayashi: Astounding humility.

(The next day, Kobayashi is lying on a pillow reading her phone. The girl from yesterday presses the doorbell to Kobayashi's apartment)

Kobayashi: Must be my delivery...

(Kobayashi puts her phone down and answers the door)

Kobayashi: Hello? M... hm?

(Kobayashi sits her new stranger down in front of her)

Kobayashi: 💭 So this is what I let into my house... This girl thing has to be Tohru's friend. She's got horns and a tail, too. Tohru would be out shopping right now...

(Indeed, Tohru's at the shopping district singing "Beef and fish and chips for dinner!")

Kobayashi: 💭 What do I do about this for now? 💬 What's your name, sweetie?

???: ...mmph. You, break up with Lady Tohru.

Kobayashi: Hm? Lady...? Sorry, what did you just say?

???: I know the truth. You seduced her with your... your body.

Kobayashi: Hm?

???: You cuckold.

Kobayashi: Hm?

???: You slut in glasses.

Kobayashi: Okay, pretty sure you're making a mistake. Don't slut shame me-

(The girl suddenly pounds her fists at Kobayashi)

???: Break up with her, slut. Give her back.

(Tohru enters from the front door)

Tohru: Miss Kobayashi, I'm finally ho-

(Tohru sees someone making contact with Kobayashi. She sharpens her claws)

Tohru: Ugh! 👿 Miss Kobayashi, are you cheating on me?!

Kobayashi: 😑 It's already weird, don't make it worse.

???: Lady Tohru?

Tohru: Ah...

(Later, the girl sits next to Tohru)

Tohru: This girl is Kanna Kamui. She's an acquaintance of mine.

Kobayashi: Figured as much.

Kanna: Lady Tohru completely disappeared so I came to find her.

Kobayashi: Completely disappeared? Tohru, you should communicate with your friends better than that.

Tohru: I know... I'm surprised you found this place, Kanna.

Kanna: I saw you breathe fire on those clouds the other day. And, I sensed your magic.

Kobayashi: Right... almost like you shouldn't have done that.

Kanna: Lady Tohru, why are you dressed in such an odd outfit?

(Kanna grabs Tohru's arms with both hands)

Kanna: Will you please come back home with me? I need you, Lady Tohru.

(Tohru ponders this)

Tohru: ...I'm not going home.

Kanna: Uhh... but why not?

Tohru: Why...? 😊 Because I'm in love with Miss Kobayashi!

Kobayashi: 😑 Be serious.

Kanna: I knew it.

Kobayashi: What?

Kanna: I saw you on your little date at the bazaar. Holding each other's hands in public. You pervert-

Kobayashi: I'm sorry, what?

(Tohru scratches the back of her head)

Tohru: 😊 Ehehehe-

Kobayashi: Why are you blushing?

Kanna: You should know if I must I will kill you.

(Kobayashi gasps in shock and gets up)

Kanna: Now die...!

(Wimp fight. Kanna pounds her fists on Kobayashi again to no effect. She pauses for breath, then tries again before being out of breath again)

Tohru: Kanna, what happened to you? You're practically powerless.

Kanna: Your power's special here, Lady Tohru. The mana purity is too low for me.

Kobayashi: Kanna, does that mean... you can't get home?

Kanna: *Uh*?! No, it's not true, shut up.

Kobayashi: Alright. What can I ask? Do you have anywhere to stay?

Kanna: ⚡ *Mm*!

Kobayashi: 😶 Tohru, look me in the eye and answer for her.

Tohru: I can't, your dead fish eyes scare me, Miss Kobayashi...

(Tohru turns to face Kanna)

Tohru: Kanna, please tell us honestly what you're planning, it's okay. But if you're after Miss Kobayashi for yourself you need to give that up-

Kobayashi: Tohru, shut up for a second.

(At this point, Kanna is close to tears)

Kanna: Actually...

(After Kanna tells her story)

Kobayashi: You're exiled for a stupid prank?

Tohru: Kanna always has loved practical jokes.

Kobayashi: Okay, so long story short, it's like this...?

(Kobayashi imagines a girl banging on the door she was locked out of)

Girl: (imagined) I'll be good! Mommy, open up!

Tohru: Yes, like that. I'm sure they want her to reflect on her actions. It would be useless for me to send her back.

Kobayashi: So right now she's all on her own...

Tohru: Yes...

Kobayashi: ...Kanna?

(Kanna turns to face Kobayashi)

Kobayashi: Do you wanna stay here with the two of us?

Kanna: ...huh?

Tohru: 😩 Hold on! Why did it take so much longer to decide to let *me* stay, huuuh?

Kobayashi: 😑 Once you're stuck with one you might as well have two.

Kanna: Hmph, I don't trust you humans though, you must be plotting something. You just wanna use me...!

(Kobayashi places a hand on Kanna's head)

Kobayashi: You can't trust anyone in an unknown world...? Hey, that makes sense to me. I won't trust anyone either. I think a person has to earn trust. And that can only happen after you become friends or get, like, romantically involved.

(Kanna about to cry again)

Kobayashi: Listen, Kanna. I'm not asking for your trust or friendship. You can live here. That's all.

(The floodgates open for Kanna's tears)

Kanna: 😥 Okay...

(Kobayashi smiles as Kanna continues to cry)

Tohru: 💭 She's so good... I'm so glad I fell in love with Miss Kobayashi.

(The scene ends with three pairs of shoes at the door. The next day, Kobayashi holds up a piece of chocolate that Kanna stares at. Kobayashi flicks the chocolate)

Kobayashi: There!

(Kanna jumps and catches the chocolate in her mouth like a dog. Kobayashi flicks more pieces for Kanna to catch)

Kobayashi: There! There! Here!

(Kobayashi leaves the last piece of chocolate on her hand. Kanna's mouth makes contact with Kobayashi's hand)

Kanna: Mmm...

Kobayashi: 💭 How to tame your dragon.

(Title screen)

(Kanna finishes charging herself up by unplugging her tail from the power socket)

Kanna: I want to play.

Kobayashi: But the game?

Kanna: Yeah, I'm bored with that.

Tohru: Remember, Kanna's still a child. She craves physical exercise to the fullest.

Kobayashi: What's wrong with video games? When I was a kid, that's how I spent all of my time.

Tohru: Kanna, would you like to go outside to play with me today?

Kanna: Mm-?

(Kanna puts both her hands up)

Kanna: Yeah...!

Tohru: Care to join, Miss Kobayashi? Yes, please join us!

Kobayashi: 😑 I don't exercise.

(Cue cut of Kobayashi being dragged out against her will, flying on Tohru's dragon form with Kanna's dragon form following)

Kobayashi: Waaah...! Ahh-

(Soon they arrive on a field in the middle of nowhere)

Kobayashi: And we're... where?

Tohru: I dunno. I landed in the first big field I saw that looks pleasant.

(Kobayashi lies down on the field, arms stretched)

Kobayashi: Well, whatever works. I'll be here sleeping after fatigue from my "deathma".

("Deathma is short for death march; to work without rest under an overloaded schedule." Kobayashi's phone has no signal at her current location either)

Kobayashi: Wake me up when you're finished playing, then figure out how to get us home.

Tohru: All right, if that's what you want.

(Tohru turns to face Kanna)

Tohru: You ready to play even if it's just the two of us?

(Kanna nods. A while later, while Kobayashi's trying to sleep, she hears an explosion. Kobayashi suddenly gets up)

Kobayashi: Wah...! Huh?

(Kanna and Tohru are having a double arm-wrestle. Tohru lets go of one arm, sharpens her claws on that arm and strikes. Kanna dodges and throws Tohru into the air. Kanna then readies a blast of energy to fire at Tohru. Tohru blocks with her hand and retaliates with a beam from her mouth. Kanna leaps to avoid. Tohru lands on her feet. She stares Kanna down again, the field around them burning in flames.)

Kobayashi: Wait, wait, wait!

(Field returns to normal)

Tohru: Oh, hey. I thought you were gonna take a nap.

Kobayashi: 💧 How can I sleep when you two are trying to kill each other?!

Tohru: 🤷‍ Don't be silly, we were only rough-housing a teeny tiny bit.

Kanna: You overexaggerate.

Kobayashi: 💧 Shoot, I'm at a disadvantage now.

Tohru: Oh, I bet you wanted to join in too, right, Miss Kobayashi? ☝️😉 Shame, you should be more honest-

Kobayashi: You'd kill me!

(Kanna stretches out her arms)

Kanna: Mmm-mmh... it's fun to move around in a human body.

Kobayashi: What happened with you, Kanna? I thought your strength had been depleted somehow.

Kanna: It happened, but the source of my power is electricity. It returned after I recharged.

Kobayashi: So what, you're made of lithium? ...if you're playing, keep it to human standards.

Tohru: What? We were at human standards.

(Kobayashi is confused)

Kobayashi: Huh?

Tohru: Huh? ...in our world, there are plenty of humans capable of doing this kind of thing.

Kobayashi: There's very few who can do it here, like, none.

Tohru: That's not true, I saw some on TV the other day.

(Flashback to Tohru and Kanna watching a TV show about a stealth ninja)

Kobayashi: What you saw was fiction, not reality.

Tohru and Kanna: Huh?!

Kobayashi: 💧 Oh... Sorry for, crushing your dreams.

(Kobayashi lies down on the field again)

Kobayashi: Whatever... I'll be sleeping on this spot. Try to keep your playing around my level.

Tohru: Sure! Well, there you have it, Kanna. Lets start by recalling exactly how Miss Kobayashi usually acts.

Kanna: Okay...

Kobayashi: 💭 The power of dragons... I've seen it a few times now but it's still terrifying.

(Flashback to Kobayashi's first flight on Tohru, Tohru one-shotting a burglar, Tohru and Kanna's "clash")

Kobayashi: 💭 If they wanted to, this world would be gone.

(Kobayashi turns and sees a grasshopper having caught a butterfly. Meanwhile Tohru and Kanna pretend to be Kobayashi)

Tohru: My lower back, it's killing me...!

Kanna: I'm tired, I'm gonna die...

Kobayashi: 😑💭 Yeah, never mind. They'd never destroy our world. And, for the record, they both totally nailed me.

(Soon, Tohru and Kanna lie on the grass, each side of Kobayashi)

Tohru: Ahh, that was super fun!

Kobayashi: Was it?

Tohru: I suppose you really didn't want to play, Miss Kobayashi.

Kobayashi: Hmph...

(The wind continues to blow. After a while)

Kobayashi: I don't mind playing word chain. Indigo.

Kanna: Gorilla.

Tohru: Lamb skin.

Kobayashi: Intercom.

Kanna: Compadre.

Tohru: Dream! A tre... Oh, dragon!

Kobayashi: Ha ha, you lose.

Tohru: Agh! Ahahaha...!

(Back home, Kobayashi is served dinner. She eats all of it, except...)

Kobayashi: Ugh...

Tohru: Nahh...! You're being rude! You only left my tail meat behind again!

Kobayashi: I said I was ethically opposed. Although, if you turned it into ground meat I probably wouldn't notice.

Tohru: ☝️ But then you would have no way of knowing it was specifically *my* meat!

Kobayashi: Why is that so important to you...

(The next morning, Kobayashi is at her computer again. Tohru enters the room holding a book titled "The Crane Repays a Debt")

Kobayashi: Hm?

Tohru: Miss Kobayashi, please don't enter or even peek into the kitchen until I call for you, okay? Thank you.

(Tohru leaves. Kobayashi decides to peek in the kitchen anyway)

Tohru: Hey!

Kobayashi: I will never want your tail!

(Soon, Kobayashi is ready to leave the house)

Kanna: Where are you going, Kobayashi?

Kobayashi: Hm? To work.

Kanna: I wanna go with you.

Tohru: Kanna, you have things to do with me today, remember?

Kobayashi: Things like what?

Tohru: Kanna hasn't been in this world for very long. ☝️ I thought it would be good for me to teach her some basics.

Kobayashi: Yeah? You thought that?

(Kanna is hugging Kobayashi tightly)

Kanna: No way. I want Kobayashi. Mmm-

Kobayashi: This came out of nowhere...

Tohru: If you keep being selfish I'll break you.

Kobayashi: I'm off.

Tohru: Safe travel!

(Once Kobayashi leaves)

Tohru: Now then. It's time for you to learn common sense for this world.

Kanna: What kind of common sense?

Tohru: To start with, you need to learn what you must not do.

Kanna: Oh...

(Tohru leads Kanna to the road)

Tohru: Honor traffic lights at all times. Otherwise you'll be squashed by a car.

Kanna: That's what those iron boxes are called? Lady Tohru, you're smart.

Tohru: Ehehe.

Kanna: How do they move around?

(Tohru whites out)

Tohru: ...probably with magic. Apparently you need a device called a license for them.

Kanna: Does Kobayashi have that? A license? I got to ride in a car.

Tohru: From what I understand, she possesses a license, but she does not have a car. Cars impose restraints called inspections, loans and tyres.

(As they cross the road)

Kanna: It seems power comes with a price in every world. But, wouldn't it be easier if she just had you carry her? Why doesn't Kobayashi do that?

Tohru: 😞 Great question.

(At work)

Takiya: Wow, you got another relative with you? This one a maid, too?

Kobayashi: Gothic lolita... If gothic lolita was a tribal theme...

Takiya: Huh, interesting twist.

Kobayashi: Tohru said she was gonna teach her some things, so, I'm a little worried.

Takiya: Why? Tohru seems to have her act together.

Kobayashi: Do you think so? Well, at the very least I'm confident she has compassion for her friends.

(A man passing by on the street is talking to someone on his cellphone. Tohru and Kanna see him walk by)

Man: For real? That is hilarious. Are you serious? Yeah, I know, right-

Kanna: What's he saying?

Tohru: Magic words... you can get through most conversations using those phrases so try to remember them.

(Tohru and Kanna then visit a playground. Kanna points to a see-saw)

Kanna: What's that thing?

Tohru: 💭 I don't know... a tool children play with? How do they play? It looks like it uses a principle of levers, but... 💡💬 That's a training device for catapults!

Kanna: Ohh...

(Tohru envisages a boy jumping on one side of the see-saw while the other side has a rock on it)

Tohru: This is how human children learn the means of combating monsters in the sky!

Kanna: Aaahh...

(Kanna then points to a trailer)

Kanna: What's that?

Tohru: That's called a crepe stand.

(Tohru buys a crepe for Kanna to try)

Kanna: Mmh. It's sweet. Like the eggs of a yatagarasu.

(Kanna then points to an ice cream stall)

Kanna: What's that?

Tohru: Oh, that's an ice cream stand!

(Tohru buys some ice cream for Kanna to try)

Kanna: Mmh. It's cold, but yummy...

(At sunset, Kanna and Tohru sit outside next to a busy transport hub)

Kanna: This world is peaceful.

Tohru: It is, isn't it?

Kanna: Are there dragons here? Other than visitors?

Tohru: No, it seems there aren't. I don't know if they went extinct or if they moved away.

(As they see someone else on the phone)

Kanna: Is it bad to revert to my original form?

Tohru: No, not as long as you don't allow that form to be seen. Have you learned how to use perception blocking yet, Kanna?

Kanna: Not yet.

Tohru: That's okay. 🙂 Besides, it's not like there's ever any real need for it anyways!

Kanna: Uh, um, Lady Tohru?

Tohru: Yes, ma'am?

Kanna: Why did you decide to come to this world?

(Tohru sighs)

Kanna: All the rumors I heard said that you died. I was happy to find out they were wrong.

Tohru: Well, to be honest, I came to this world just to escape.

(Tohru places an arm across her waist)

Tohru: I was on the verge of death when I got here, but Miss Kobayashi saved me.

Kanna: Kobayashi?

Tohru: I decided to repay her by being her personal live-in maid. Meanwhile, I let people think I was dead. I've only told a handful of dragons about my survival. Like Miss Lucoa and Mr. Fafnir.

Kanna: That's neat. You kind of sound like a retiree.

Tohru: 😊 Eheheh. I guess I kinda am. You know what's funny, Kanna?

(Tohru brings her cheeks closer to Kanna's)

Tohru: I'm very happy. Right in this moment.

Kanna: Mm.

(Tohru gets up excitedly)

Tohru: 😃 Come on, Kanna! There's gotta be more stuff you wanna know about!

Kanna: Mm? Ah.

(Kanna gets up too)

Kanna: I'd like to see Kobayashi's work.

Tohru: Uh... she might get mad at you.

Kanna: So what, I wanna see.

Tohru: Well, all right. Let's go say hello to her, then.

(Tohru applies perception blocking to herself and transforms into her dragon form. She then applies the same magic to Kanna)

Tohru: 🐲 Feel free to change. I blocked perception of us.

(Kanna transforms into her dragon form too. Kanna is a white dragon, shorter than Tohru. Meanwhile, Kobayashi is stretching her arms at work. When she turns to look at the window, she sees a green and a white dragon peeking through the clouds)

Kobayashi: *Uh*-?!

Takiya: What's wrong with you?

Kobayashi: Oh, nothing's wrong. 💭 ...whatever...

(Tohru and Kanna fly off into the sunset. The next day, Kobayashi goes to visit the see-saw with them at the playground)

Tohru: It's not practice for catapults?

Kobayashi: It's not. Just a toy kids play on.

Tohru: How about that?

(Tohru and Kanna play on the see-saw by standing on each end and jumping. They end up launching themselves thousands of feet into the air)

Tohru: (in the air) Ahahahaha!

Kanna: (in the air) Aah... (when she lands) Whoa, this is fun.

Kobayashi: Yeah...

Tohru: (when she lands) This toy is great!

Kobayashi: Whatever makes you happy.

(Ending theme: Ishukan Communication by Chorogons)

(Chorogons are the Japanese voice actors Yuuki Kuwahara [Tohru], Maria Naganawa [Kanna], Yuuki Takada [Elma] and Minami Takahashi [Lucoa])

パラパ　パパラパ　パラパッパラ

Parapa Paparapa parappapara

パパラパ　イシュカン・コミュニケーション

Paparapa Ishukan Communication

パラパ　パパラパ　パラパッパラ

Parapa Paparapa parappapara

パパラパ　マジチョロ・イマジネーション

Paparapa Majichoro Imagination

劣等種だっていいんです！誠心誠意尽くします

(Tohru:) rettoshu datte ii n des'! seishi-nseii tsukushimasu!

いつだって一緒にいて仲良くなって遊びたい

(Kanna:) itsu datte issho ni ite nakayoku natte asobitai

甘くて満たされていく、なんという幸福…おかわりだ！

(Elma:) amakute mitasarete iku, nan to iu ko-fuk' okawari da!

寄り添ってもいいんだよ、こっちへおいで触れあおうよ

(Lucoa:) yorisotte mo ii n'da yo, kotchi e oide fureao yo

なんでルールはきゅうくつ？

(Kanna:) nande Rule wa kyuukuts'?

胸が締まっちゃうね

(Lucoa:) mune ga shimatchau ne

下等で愚かな価値観

kato de oroka na kachika-n

駄目って決定する

(Elma:) dame'tte kettei suru

倫理なんていりませんよ…あ〜殲滅したい！

(Tohru:) rinri nante irimasen yo. aa, senmetsu shitai!

レッツ イシュカン・コミュニケーション！

Let's Ishukan Communication!

強い気持ちは世界も超える

tsuyoi kimochi wa sekai mo koeru

こんな一週間なんてどうでしょう？

konna isshuukan nante do desho-o?

永遠なんかより尊い時間

Eien nanka yori to-o-to-i jikan

過去も未来もどうだっていい

kako mo mirai mo dou datte ii

ここにいるコトが！ここにいるヒトが！

koko ni iru koto ga! Koko ni iru hito ga!

大好き！！

daisuki!!

パラパ　パパラパ　パラパッパラ

Parapa Paparapa parappapara

パパラパ　イシュカン・コミュニケーション

Paparapa Ishukan Communication

パラパ　パパラパ　パラパッパラ

Parapa Paparapa parappapara

パパラパ　マジチョロ・イマジネーション

Paparapa Majichoro Imagination

ジョーシキを滅しちゃえば

Joshiki wo messhichaeba

パラダイス！パラダイス！

Paradise! Paradise!