The Fridge


 * Attention! It's time to reach for the stars. So what did everyone achieve this week.
 * I got a science award for discovering a new form of bacteria in the fridge, sir! Ma'am.... mom.
 * Oh, that's very good, Anais! That puts you on the... sunny cloud!
 * Just below the star, where I am for beating everyone at the Company Paintball Day.
 * Wasn't that supposed to be a team-bonding exercise?
 * Oh, I'm sure they all bonded in the hospital. Who's next?
 * I learnt how to do the mating call of the mockingbird.
 * Well, I guess that's something.
 * Well, I invented... the Sausage Pen!
 * Everything it writes is delicious.
 * Mmmm... innovative! But... ultimately useless.
 * And what about you, Private Gumball? What have you achieved?
 * Mmmm...
 * Meh, I guess I achieved nothing.
 * Again?! Surely there's something you're good at.
 * Mmmm... I guess I'm just good at being happy.
 * Well, that's not good enough, little man! As of tomorrow, I'm turning you into a winner! But right now, you're on the rainy cloud!
 * Everything it writes is delicious.
 * Mmmm... innovative! But... ultimately useless.
 * And what about you, Private Gumball? What have you achieved?
 * Mmmm...
 * Meh, I guess I achieved nothing.
 * Again?! Surely there's something you're good at.
 * Mmmm... I guess I'm just good at being happy.
 * Well, that's not good enough, little man! As of tomorrow, I'm turning you into a winner! But right now, you're on the rainy cloud!
 * Mmmm... I guess I'm just good at being happy.
 * Well, that's not good enough, little man! As of tomorrow, I'm turning you into a winner! But right now, you're on the rainy cloud!
 * Well, that's not good enough, little man! As of tomorrow, I'm turning you into a winner! But right now, you're on the rainy cloud!

Early Morning Shopping

 * Wakey wakey, Gumball.
 * It's time to get up.
 * I... I can't see anything!
 * I'll open the curtains.
 * What the... What time is it?!
 * It's four in the morning.
 * Mom, WHY are we in the supermarket, when the rest of the world's asleep?
 * Because winners get up early so they get the best out of life! For example...
 * ...that discount chicken! Pop it in the basket, sweetheart.
 * Ew...! Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you wanted it.
 * I think you had your hand on it first, Gumball.
 * But... She's just an old lady.
 * An old lady who's going to lose.
 * Yeah...? Well, we'll see about that!
 * What the...?
 * Ow!
 * Ow, OK! OK, ow!
 * Moooooooom! She's hitting me!
 * Wring... the chicken... Gumball.
 * Go on, kid! Give it your best shot!
 * This... chicken... is...
 * MINE!
 * Good job.
 * Heh heh... keep the chicken, losers! I got myself a half-priced salmon!
 * Ow, OK! OK, ow!
 * Moooooooom! She's hitting me!
 * Wring... the chicken... Gumball.
 * Go on, kid! Give it your best shot!
 * This... chicken... is...
 * MINE!
 * Good job.
 * Heh heh... keep the chicken, losers! I got myself a half-priced salmon!
 * MINE!
 * Good job.
 * Heh heh... keep the chicken, losers! I got myself a half-priced salmon!
 * Heh heh... keep the chicken, losers! I got myself a half-priced salmon!
 * Heh heh... keep the chicken, losers! I got myself a half-priced salmon!

Training Montage

 * So, how does it feel to win, son?
 * Mmmm... don't know. Oh yeah, like an old lady hitting me in the face with a wet FISH!
 * Honey, I think there's a few things you don't understand about being a winner.
 * (scoffs) Like what?
 * Like...
 * A winner never quits!
 * (shouting into the sky) A winner stares fear in the face!
 * Ohhh! Oh, oh man! Uh...
 * Wah! Alright! That's it! I'm not doing this anymore!
 * What does a winner do when life gives him lemons?
 * Uh... make lemonade?
 * No... he squeezes them right back into life's eyes!
 * [Nicole kneels on the ground and points at her eyes]
 * Really?
 * Alright.
 * Dude, when was the last time you slept?
 * Don't even ask, man. Mom had me up at four in the morning, teaching me how to be a winner with that STUPID FRIDGE CHART!
 * Stupid?! What's stupid about reaching for the STARS?!
 * DODGEBALL!
 * BOOM! ONE POINT!
 * BOOM! TWO POINTS! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
 * And he kept throwing the ball over, and over, and over... and I don't know what got into him!
 * (sigh) You know, there's nothing wrong with a little competitive spirit, honey! Success is like a journey full of hardship. You need to learn that there's no gain without a little pain, which is why I've driven you here.
 * The desert?
 * Yes... you're walking home.
 * [Nicole drives away while Gumball runs after her]
 * No! Don't you dare leave me here!
 * She'll be back.
 * Gimme that!
 * Hey!
 * Ah! Whatever, young man! Keep it!
 * (sigh) Where's Elmore?
 * About 10 miles that way.
 * And he kept throwing the ball over, and over, and over... and I don't know what got into him!
 * (sigh) You know, there's nothing wrong with a little competitive spirit, honey! Success is like a journey full of hardship. You need to learn that there's no gain without a little pain, which is why I've driven you here.
 * The desert?
 * Yes... you're walking home.
 * [Nicole drives away while Gumball runs after her]
 * No! Don't you dare leave me here!
 * She'll be back.
 * Gimme that!
 * Hey!
 * Ah! Whatever, young man! Keep it!
 * (sigh) Where's Elmore?
 * About 10 miles that way.
 * Gimme that!
 * Hey!
 * Ah! Whatever, young man! Keep it!
 * (sigh) Where's Elmore?
 * About 10 miles that way.
 * (sigh) Where's Elmore?
 * About 10 miles that way.

The "Family Outing"

 * What the...!
 * Oh, oh, cheese.
 * What went on here?
 * It all happened so fast. First of all, Darwin got angry because he thought he deserved a sunny cloud for winning some dodgeball game.
 * Yeah, I remember that.
 * And then Anais flipped out because Mom won't share top spot on the chart.
 * What? Anais, too?
 * And when Mom put your face on the sun, I trashed the house.
 * I got a sun! Wait a minute... YOU trashed the house?
 * Darn right! And I'll do it again if she doesn't give me a star for my cheese crayon! YAAAAAA!
 * Mmmm... not bad.
 * Ah!
 * Feels good to win, doesn't it?
 * Uh, no, it doesn't! Your chart is ruining this family! They're all behaving like animals! I mean... (whistles)
 * ...hello?  We are all happy before, do you even realize what you're doing to us?
 * That's right. Use your anger... 'cause you're going to need it for our little family outing tomorrow!
 * Why? What's happening tomorrow?
 * Uh, no, it doesn't! Your chart is ruining this family! They're all behaving like animals! I mean... (whistles)
 * ...hello?  We are all happy before, do you even realize what you're doing to us?
 * That's right. Use your anger... 'cause you're going to need it for our little family outing tomorrow!
 * Why? What's happening tomorrow?
 * Why? What's happening tomorrow?

Paintball

 * Okay, people! First one to capture the flag wins. You get hit, you're out!
 * Oh this is great, paintball with crazy people. I'll be in the car.
 * What have I got to do to get you to show a little competitive spirit?!
 * Okay, I'll play. But only if you tear down that stupid chart.
 * Oh I'll tear down that chart... if you win...
 * Alright, you're on. But please everyone, this is a family outing. So let's play fair and try to have a little fun okay? ...Great.
 * Dad?
 * Please... take off the mask... Oh... thank you. Smelled like other people's faces.
 * What happened?
 * I didn't even see her...
 * See who, Dad?
 * Your moth-
 * Please leave me alone! I can't take it anymore!
 * Chill out dude, it's only me.
 * ...I'm scared man.
 * You were right! That fridge chart is evil!
 * Look, if we stick together we can beat Mom. All we need is a little time to come up with a pl-
 * and : PAINTBOMB!
 * Okay, I think we're safe here, buddy.
 * Darwin?
 * Go on without me.
 * I'm not gonna leave you here!
 * It's too late for me. You're the only one who can save this family from insanity. I saw the flag, from the tree... it's just over that hill.
 * No... no!
 * Just go! Just go...
 * Don't move. I'm winning this thing.
 * I don't think so...
 * Hmm... one of mine, huh?
 * You know it's for the best...
 * Wanna get a sandwich?
 * Yeah.
 * I'm not gonna leave you here!
 * It's too late for me. You're the only one who can save this family from insanity. I saw the flag, from the tree... it's just over that hill.
 * No... no!
 * Just go! Just go...
 * Don't move. I'm winning this thing.
 * I don't think so...
 * Hmm... one of mine, huh?
 * You know it's for the best...
 * Wanna get a sandwich?
 * Yeah.
 * You know it's for the best...
 * Wanna get a sandwich?
 * Yeah.
 * Yeah.

Gumball vs Nicole

 * Thank you Darwin.
 * DAHH!
 * AH! Hey! I'm out of the game! I was on my way to get a sandwich!
 * Sorry! Right, let's end this.
 * Looks like you led me right to- OH!
 * Sorry! Right, let's end this.
 * Looks like you led me right to- OH!
 * Looks like you led me right to- OH!


 * Enough! I have won! The game is over!
 * Not until you've shot me. Then you'll finally join me... and be a winner.
 * I don't want to be a winner. I'd rather be a disappointment to you than live like this.
 * What? Gumball... no no... disappointed? I could never be disappointed in you. I just saw your potential, that's all, and... I wanted you to reach it. I'm sorry if I upset you. Please, just... just take the flag my little trooper. You've earned it.
 * Thanks Mom.
 * Did you just try and shoot me in the back!?
 * ....No.
 * There! You happy now!?
 * Sorry.
 * There! You happy now!?
 * Sorry.

Epilogue

 * So, you're gonna take down that chart now?
 * Yep. Gumball won fair and square.
 * Typical, I was just about to make a breakthrough with my turkey scissors.
 * Typical, I was just about to make a breakthrough with my turkey scissors.