In The Garden of Mindy

intro #1: They're Mindy and the Brain, Mindy and the Brain. One's a small child, the other's... the Brain. He uses his lobe, to overthrow the globe. She's whimsy, thet're Mindy and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain. IN THE GARDEN OF MINDY studio: TMS written by: John P. McCann directed by: Greg Reyna {key: M= Mindy B= the Brain, Mom= Mindy's mother} M: Hi lady. {MIndy theme} Mom: It's mom. Now listen honey, Mommy has to go to a better parenting conference. You stay right here and play. M: OK lady, I luv you, b-bye. Mom: Now Brain, you keep an eye on Mindy while I'm gone. (aside): I always get an attitude from him. B: At last, that meddler's gone. I'm free to begin my plan to CONQUER THE WORLD! First, I'll use telepathy to open the cage. {opens cage via telekesis} Now to get Mindy. Come mindy, it's time for us to conquer the world. M: Why? B: By right of superior intellect, I am best suited to guide the destiny of this planet. M: Why? B: My empirical powers give me the mandate. M: Why? B: Because it's something I want to do! M: OK, I luv you. Mwah. {kisses Brain} B: I'm uncomfortable with that. Now listen closely Mindy, using the gardener's weed-killer, some manure, and a little zoisha grass, I will destruct a powerful stink bomb. We'll use the lawnmower's engine to construct a rocket and fill it with the gas. When pricisely launched, the prevailing winds will spread the gas across the world's capitals. And as the stench drive government officials out into the streets, we will rush in, and seize power. Do you understand? M: Mousey! Pretty Brain Mousey. B: I am mortified. M: Little mousey big-head. B: Put me down Mindy, or I shall have to hurt you. M: OK, I luv ya, b-bye. B: I sense I completed the first step of my plan, finding manure. Pungent aroma if I do say so. Now to construct the rocket. M: Buggy, buggy. B: All right Mindy, bring me the mower. Soon the world would be mine! M: Whoah, buggy go fast. Wooo! B: Whaaaaa-arrghhhhh! (falls in odious concoction.) Ack, ack. M: Buggy go r-round. Whee-hee. B: Aaah! M: Silly Brain. B: This is most unexpected. M: Blah. Brain smell like poo-poo. B: I must rethink my present career. Mom: What's that horrible smell? Is that you, Brain? Have you been allowing Mindy to feed you old cheese again? Bad mouse. Bad, bad mouse! B: I hate being chided. But she'll be gone soon. Then I can begin my plans for tomorrow, another plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD (tm)! But fist...a bath. YWD(singing): He's stinky, they're Mindy and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain. intro #2 They're Pinky and the cat, Yes Pinky and the cat. Her name is Rita, he's a lab rat. (Pinky): A mouse. They live inside a cage, making less than minimum wage, Thet're dinky, they're Pinky and the cat, cat, cat, cat. P: What do you want to do tonight? R: I don't know, eat you for supper. (swallows Pinky whole) So far, this is my favorite episode. P: Narf. Oh, brillaint accomidations, Rita. She ate the rat, 'cause Rita is a cat, cat, cat, cat. wraparound #2: {sung to "I've been working on the railroad"} Y: We've been mixing up the scripts, W: All the live-long show. Y: Putting characters together, YWD: Who normally wouldn't go.