Death Has a Shadow

(Music)

(The Griffin's are watching The Brady Bunch.)

Jan: Mom, dad, I found cigarettes in Greg's jacket.

Mike: Greg, were you smoking cigarettes?

Greg: No, dad.

Mike: (to Carol) Well, he's lying. There's no doubt about that. (Back to Greg) Greg, I'm afraid your punishment will be 4 hours in the snakepit.

(Pushes button which opens the pit.)

Mike: Maybe that'll give you some time to think about what you've done.

Greg: Oh, man!

Jan: That'll teach him.

Mike: And Jan, I'm afraid you've earned a day in the chamber of fire for tattling on your brother.

(Mike pushes button and the door opens to reveal fire.

(Cut back to the Griffins)

Lois: Ah, smoking! How does a boy like that go so wrong?

Peter: Well, they live in a crummy neighborhood.

Brian: The Bradys?

Peter: Oh hell, yeah. They got robbers, thugs, drug dealers. You name it.

(Woman pops up out the window holding pancakes.)

Woman: You folks want some pancakes?

Peter: No, thank you. (To the other Griffins) See, that's the worst we got is Jemima's Witnesses.