Luck Be a Lady (Part 1)

[In Michelle's room, Danny prepares her for her first road trip.]

Danny: Okay Michelle, which of these two dresses [one pink with red hearts and one plain pink] do you wanna take on our trip to Lake Tahoe?

Michelle: [points to both] That one.

Danny: Oh yeah, I'm looking forward to those shopping years.

Jesse: All right, this suitcase should be big enough for Michelle.

Michelle: Okay, Jesse. [And she literally climbs in as Joey gets her out.]

Joey: Michelle, get out of there. You're 'carry-on luggage'.

Jesse: All right, boys, I better warn you. You're not gonna see me much this weekend because I'm gonna spend every moment with Becky.

Danny: Jesse, this trip is for work. Rebecca and I are doing our first show on location. If this goes well, I might get more free vacations.

Jesse: I just hope she can keep her mind on her work because this weekend, I'm going to tell her, the three little words that every woman wants to hear.

Joey: Honey, I'm wrong.

Jesse: I love you.

Joey: Jess, I am so touched.

Danny: You and Becky have been going out a long time. You haven't told her "I love you" yet?

Jesse: Well, you know how Becky is, she likes to take things slow and I didn't wanna scare her off, but I'm crazy about this girl. I can't keep my feelings in any longer. It's gonna be beautiful. I'm gonna take her in my arms, passionately look into her eyes and say: 'Hi, is the cab here yet?'

Becky: [upon hearing that] Yeah. We gotta go. [And everyone heads downstairs with the luggage in tow.]

[Everyone checks into their hotel rooms, even the girls.]

Danny: Okay, girls, this is your room.

Stephanie: All right! A TV set, a dresser, a bed, a phone, and look, curtains.

D.J.: Steph, calm down. We have all this at home.

Stephanie: Yeah, but we don't have this guy [Myron the bellhop].

Stephanie: Everything is free?! [Mr. Santana nods.] You are the nicest man in the world.

Mr. Santana: Just for that, here's a shiny for you [gives one to Stephanie], and you [gives one to D.J.].

D.J.: Dad, give this man a hug.

Danny: D.J., I don't think that's really necessary.

Mr. Santana: No problem. [He hugs Danny.] Yes, the love never stops here at the...

All: ...fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino!

[While their dad puts on his makeup, the girls put on their own "show".]

Danny: Okay, Loretta's gonna check my makeup, you girls have a seat.

D.J.: Wake up, San Francisco. I'm Danny Tanner.

Stephanie: And I'm Rebecca Donaldson.

D.J.: And our guests today are George Michael, Patrick Swayze and Tom Cruise.

Stephanie: And our two very special guests Ken and Barbie.

Danny: Oh, girls, that is so cute. Actually, that's too cute. Now, out of those chairs before I'm out of a job.

Becky: Didn't Danny give you my message?

Danny: Not yet. Jess, Becky can't make it. She has a breakfast meeting with Todd Masters.

Jesse: How could you do this?

Danny: Well, I've been nervous about the show.

Jesse: Not you. [to Becky] You.

Becky: Jess, I'm really sorry. But we'll have to talk about this later. Danny, we go on the air in a minute...

Jesse: What's going on here?

Joey: She's just excited to meet a movie star. I mean, suppose you could spend some time with. What would you do?

Jesse: Becky wouldn't dare.

[After Becky finishes up her phone call with her mom, Jesse comes by to talk to her.]

Jesse: Hey, I just came by here to tell you something. It was not my fault. And the fact that we broke up is all your fault.

Becky: You're absolutely right, Jess. It is my fault. I met Todd Masters. I watched him eat scrambled eggs and then I did the only logical thing: I threw our whole relationship out the window.

Jesse: Don't turn this around. You were the one going to dinner with this blow-dried side of beef [Todd].

Becky: You don't even know what you're talking about. There you go shooting off your mouth again!

Jesse: I do know what I'm talking about!

Becky: No, you don't even know what you're talking about! We were on, and you walked up on that stage and started screaming at me for no reason!

Jesse: We've been going out for six months, some clown comes in and you go to dinner with him? Yes, you were!

Becky: No, I wasn't!

[This goes on repeatedly, until...]

Jesse: Let me tell you something!

Becky: What? [And he kisses her, dipping her back. And once she catches her breath...] No, I wasn't!

Jesse: Yes, you were!

Becky: No, I wasn't!

Jesse: Yes, you were!

Becky: No, I wasn't! If you think kissing me is gonna solve this, then you've been watching too many old movies. And it just so happens that the blow-dried side of beef [Todd] and I were gonna have dinner tonight with you. And if you didn't lose your temper and act like such a jealous maniac, I could've told you that in the first place.