Pilot (The Haunted Hathaways)

The Hathaway house. Michelle Hathaway and her daughters Frankie and Taylor enter.

Michelle: Ta-da! Welcome to our new home! What do you think?

Taylor was not feeling the look of the new house.

Taylor: I think you must hate us.

Michelle: Come on, it's not so bad. It could probably use a little dusting.

Taylor flicks on a light switch. Electricity starts fizzling and light bulbs from the lamps pop. The Hathaways get startled.

Michelle: And some new light bulbs.

Taylor: (in disgust) Ulch. What about that horrible smell?

Frankie: Sorry. That was me. Airplane lasagna does not agree with me.

The Hathaways enter the living room.

Cut to a painting of three jazz musicians. One of the musicians' eyes glance to the right in a possessed manner.



Living room.

Frankie: Whoa!

Taylor: Yeah. Nothing says "home sweet home" than a dead bird.