Curse of the Cross Eyed Moose


 * [Sticks scoops a bucket of water from a pond. She looks to her right and sees a cross-eyed moose, which growls at her.]
 * Sticks: MOOSE! [she drops the bucket and runs]


 * Sonic: Ready? This time for the record. One, two...
 * [Sonic, Amy, Tails, and Knuckles hold their breath. A few seconds later, Sticks enters the house. Tails and Knuckles breathe.]
 * Sticks: MOOSE!
 * Knuckles: Sticks! I was this close to winning a pointless game that has absolutely no significance! Thanks for nothing!
 * Sticks: I saw ... a moose!
 * [They look at her.]
 * Sticks: A cross-eyed moose!
 * Tails: So?
 * Sticks: [sighs] Crossing paths with a cross-eyed moose brings a curse upon the moose-crosser and her non-moose-cross friends! Don't you people know anything about science?
 * Tails: Um, Sticks? Curses aren't real.
 * Sticks: Then how come you just lost the breath-holding contest?
 * Knuckles: The curse! [gasps] It all makes sense now.
 * Sticks: You can doubt me, but I'll protect you anyway, because I'm a good friend, and because it distracts me from the government agents who are replacing my plants with violins. [she quickly glances to the left, and then to the right] That's right! I'm on to you, buddy!
 * [Sticks storms out the door and slams it behind her, knocking a vase off the shelf.]
 * Amy: [breathes] My vase!
 * Sonic: [coughs] I win! Heh!
 * Knuckles: Hmmm ... maybe the curse broke the vase. Huh?
 * Sonic: Yeah. The curse of the lunatic badger.
 * Knuckles: Uh-oh. Now there are two curses?


 * [Amy wants to leave her house, but has difficulty opening the door. She shoves it open, revealing a bear trap outside.]
 * Amy: What the...?
 * [The walkway is covered in mouse traps.]
 * Amy: [calls Tails on her Communicator] Hey, Tails? Is your house...
 * Tails: ...Surrounded by Sticks's crazy traps? [he's in a pit trap with bars on top] Yep. Sonic, what's up with you.
 * [Sonic is eating a sandwich.]
 * Sonic: Just hanging out. [it zooms out to reveal that Sonic is hanging upside-down from a tree]
 * Knuckles: No, I haven't noticed anything. Actually, now that you mention it... [he's standing in a bear trap]


 * [Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Amy walk up to the door. Amy knocks, and a net falls onto all four of them.]
 * Amy: This is getting old.
 * Sonic: Yeah, and I didn't even get a sandwich this time.
 * [Sticks swings up on a rope, and jumps off in front of them. She lifts the net up.]
 * Sticks: Okay. I know what you're thinking, but evil spirits didn't set this trap! I did! To protect you.
 * Tails: From ... dangerous door-knocking?
 * Sticks: No! From the aforementioned evil spirits! Weren't you paying attention? They are bad news, baby! They'll eat your souls, chew 'em up, and spit 'em out!
 * Knuckles: This curse is scary and disgusting.
 * Amy: Is there, maybe, a less intrusive way to keep us safe?