Beach Party Mummy


 * Carl: Guys, we can't leave school! It's ditching! It'll go on our permanent record!
 * Sheen: Carl, how many times to I have to tell you? Your permanent record is just a myth! Like the Loch Ness monster or North Dakota!


 * Sheen: [to Jimmy] Where do you learn all this stuff?
 * Jimmy: That I learned at the library.
 * Sheen: Ohh. And the library is a...?