Kixx


 * [Lilo falls over while trying to skateboard without following Keoni's advice]
 * Keoni: Crazy bale! Are you alright?
 * Lilo: Skateboarding is stupid.
 * Keoni: Hey, no pain, no gain. You can't expect to learn it all in one try.
 * Lilo: I tried twice!
 * Keoni: This time, I'll teach you how to stop.
 * Lilo: I know how to stop. I'm stopping skateboarding. [takes off the helmet and gives it to Keoni] Let's go, Stitch.
 * [Stitch gives Keoni his backpack, which is empty after he ate Keoni's shoes and macadamia nuts, and then leaves with Lilo]


 * Jumba: Ah, yes! That's 601. Oh, he's trouble. Is big bully. Sole purpose is to pick fights. Will defeat anyone except, maybe, 626.
 * Lilo: No experiment can beat Stitch. Stitch is undefeatable! Right, Stitch?
 * Stitch: [standing on the ceiling] Ih. [grumbles and then falls off the ceiling]
 * Lilo: Come on, we've got to catch 601, and you're driving!
 * Stitch: Ih!
 * [scene cuts to Stitch driving the buggy in reverse]
 * Lilo: You really aren't yourself today, are you?


 * [Jumba diagnoses Stitch to see what is wrong with him]
 * Jumba: I have diagnosis!
 * Lilo: What is it?
 * Jumba: He ate macadamia nut.
 * Pleakley: That's it?
 * Lilo: Is that bad?
 * Jumba: Normally, macadamia nut is delicious snack. But data indicates he also ate tennis shoe.
 * Lilo: A left one, but he spit it up!
 * Jumba: Not soon enough. Combination of metolayic acid found in macadamia nut oil and tennis shoe rubber created same chemical compound as Crezonyte.
 * Pleakley: Crezonyte?! Ugh! Ew! It's toxic stuff! It ruins your complexion! Ruined mine anyway!
 * Lilo: So... what did that stuff do to Stitch?
 * Jumba: Caused system to shut down. He is like computer creation. Wipe out all training memory. 626's superpowers go super-kaput!
 * Lilo: How will he defeat 601 if he can't remember how to fight?
 * Jumba: [sighs] We'll have to retrain from scratch.
 * Lilo: You did once. You can do it again, right?
 * Jumba: Wrong. Last time training gave slipped disk.
 * Lilo: So who's gonna retrain Stitch? Me?
 * Jumba: Excellent idea! [drops a stack of books near Lilo] Here are training manuals, must be trained in agility, hand-by coordination, and strength. Wishing you for good luck.


 * [Stitch is almost done with his training]
 * TV Reporter: This just in: The purple pugilist pig was just seen running down Pier 13. It appears he's headed for Muscle Bay.
 * Stitch: [snarls] Ogata! Ogata!
 * Lilo: Almost, but not yet. We've got one more training manual to go: "Fighting Four-Armed Beasts".
 * Stitch: Stitch ready!
 * Lilo: Don't you think this might come in handy?
 * Stitch: Carachita! [runs off to challenge Kixx]
 * Lilo: Stitch, no! You're gonna get your keister kicked! STITCH!!!


 * [Gantu has a broken leg after being defeated by Kixx]
 * Gantu: How could it beat me?! I'm an expert at 12 martial arts! Judo, Glaxian Jiu-Jitsu!
 * 625: You're lying! The only martial you know is Tae-kwan-get-your-butt-kicked!
 * Gantu: I will not be made a fool of!
 * 625: Too late!
 * Gantu: I will capture you...