The Mirror

The Email

 * : You see? The thing with having a girlfriend is that you have to find the balance between your space as a couple, and your space as an individual.
 * : Yeah, but—
 * : [Continues talking while Darwin speaks]
 * : All I asked was "Can you pass me the sugar?"
 * : Uh yeah, exactly! "Sugar", "Sweetie pie", "Honey buns"? We don't have stupid names like that. We're not one of those couples who like dress the same-
 * : [While Gumball is talking] Can you please talk about something else?
 * : Y-yeah dude. We talk about loads of stuff. You know, we just share stuff. You know, I mean-
 * : [While Gumball is talking] Gumball, if you don't stop talking about being right this second, I'm gonna start eating my own face.
 * : Yeah, for now I'm keeping my own place. But things keep getting serious, I guess-
 * : Yeah, I'd probably move in with her. I mean just because we're in love, doesn't mean that we have to be obsessed with each other.
 * : A NEW EMAIL!!! Maybe it's from Penny.
 * : [Reading] "You are now cursed. If you don't forward this email to ten people, The Snatcher will first take your money, then he will take your friends, then your family"
 * : "Then tonight, he will show his face in the mirror and with his long, cold claws he will rip your spirit away from you!" [Gasp] Delete.
 * : Wait! What are we gonna do if The Snatcher comes, and takes all of your money, and friends, and family because you didn't forward his email?
 * : Darwin, the only way to describe how stupid this sounds is by using words that I'm too young to know the meaning of. [Deletes email]
 * : [Reading] "You are now cursed. If you don't forward this email to ten people, The Snatcher will first take your money, then he will take your friends, then your family"
 * : "Then tonight, he will show his face in the mirror and with his long, cold claws he will rip your spirit away from you!" [Gasp] Delete.
 * : Wait! What are we gonna do if The Snatcher comes, and takes all of your money, and friends, and family because you didn't forward his email?
 * : Darwin, the only way to describe how stupid this sounds is by using words that I'm too young to know the meaning of. [Deletes email]
 * : Darwin, the only way to describe how stupid this sounds is by using words that I'm too young to know the meaning of. [Deletes email]

School Bus

 * : So, what else do you believe in? What about Bigfoot?
 * : There's a photo of him. Of course he exists.
 * : What does he eat then?
 * : [thinks] Sausages.
 * : [thinks] Sausages.

In The Schoolyard

 * : Oh my gosh! Okay, what about horoscopes?
 * : What else do you think the stars are for?
 * : [sarcastically] I don't know. What do you think they're for?
 * : To tell us about the future, and make wishes.
 * : To tell us about the future, and make wishes.

In The Cafeteria

 * : Oh let me guess: you also believe in telepathy.
 * : Dude, how can you not believe in it when you just read my mind?
 * : My gosh! You believe in things I don't believe in! [laughs] Somebody stop myself! I'm afraid I'm gonna pass-
 * : Hey dudes, that's five dollars.
 * : Sure. [rummages in pocket] Oh.
 * : Please don't tell me you lost all your money?
 * : No no no, it's in here. Hold on, it's…geez (???) pockets. Aha!
 * : Oh.
 * : Sorry guys. Cash, or card only.
 * : Here we go. Bon appétit.
 * : Dude, don't you see? It's the curse. First, The Snatcher will take all of your money!
 * : Nah, come on man. The sn-[takes a string out of his mouth, then eats it] It's just a coincidence.
 * : Hey Carrie, can you please tell Darwin that The Snatcher doesn't exist?
 * : See? Even Carrie is freaked out by the curse.
 * : I think it was more of the fact that we were eating underwear in public.
 * : Here we go. Bon appétit.
 * : Dude, don't you see? It's the curse. First, The Snatcher will take all of your money!
 * : Nah, come on man. The sn-[takes a string out of his mouth, then eats it] It's just a coincidence.
 * : Hey Carrie, can you please tell Darwin that The Snatcher doesn't exist?
 * : See? Even Carrie is freaked out by the curse.
 * : I think it was more of the fact that we were eating underwear in public.
 * : Hey Carrie, can you please tell Darwin that The Snatcher doesn't exist?
 * : See? Even Carrie is freaked out by the curse.
 * : I think it was more of the fact that we were eating underwear in public.
 * : I think it was more of the fact that we were eating underwear in public.

A Miscommunication

 * : Hey dude. Can you pass this one to Penny? "You're so cool that you give penguins brain-freeze".
 * : Gumball says you're fat.
 * : [dramatic gasp]
 * : [gives thumbs up]
 * : [turns to Medusa-like form]
 * : [gives thumbs up]
 * : [turns to Medusa-like form]
 * : [turns to Medusa-like form]

I Told You So

 * : [sighs] Come on, just say it.
 * : What?
 * : Well, I've lost all my money, all my friends, and my girlfriend. So, looks like you were right to take that curse seriously. Come on, just say "I told you so".
 * : I don't know what you take me for, but I get no pleasure out of this.
 * : Let's just hope our family's still there.
 * : Hello? Mom? Dad? [closes door]
 * : I told you so.
 * : [slaps Darwin] Stop, you're being hysterical!
 * : Okay, enough. This isn't very constructive.
 * : Right! We're doing this my way now. We're getting help…magical help.
 * : [slaps Darwin] Stop, you're being hysterical!
 * : Okay, enough. This isn't very constructive.
 * : Right! We're doing this my way now. We're getting help…magical help.
 * : Right! We're doing this my way now. We're getting help…magical help.

Magical Help

 * : …and just the tiniest drop-
 * : Hi!
 * : AHH!
 * : Yes, I can try to make a potion to defend you against The Snatcher's curse. But I will need assistance.
 * : 'Sup wizards!
 * : [Groans] Go get me these ingredients.
 * : Abracad-okay.
 * : [coughs] Without twirling this time!
 * : Mrs. Jotunheim, who is The Snatcher guy?
 * : There once was a young man, a mortal man who fell in love with a beautiful ghost after seeing her in the mirror.
 * : All he wanted was to kiss her just once. In the forbidden book, he found an incantation. It allowed the living to touch a ghost. The price for this: a cursed life. Now, his spirit floats in limbo, trapped behind mirrors. Everyday day, he's becoming more lonely, more angry, looking for someone to take his place.
 * : What? That's what you asked me for.
 * : Stay back!
 * : What are you looking at you dumb trolls! Couldn't you see it was on fire? When The Snatcher comes for you through the mirror, throw this at him.
 * : Uh…
 * : Sorry, I haven't done the dishes.
 * : All he wanted was to kiss her just once. In the forbidden book, he found an incantation. It allowed the living to touch a ghost. The price for this: a cursed life. Now, his spirit floats in limbo, trapped behind mirrors. Everyday day, he's becoming more lonely, more angry, looking for someone to take his place.
 * : What? That's what you asked me for.
 * : Stay back!
 * : What are you looking at you dumb trolls! Couldn't you see it was on fire? When The Snatcher comes for you through the mirror, throw this at him.
 * : Uh…
 * : Sorry, I haven't done the dishes.
 * : What are you looking at you dumb trolls! Couldn't you see it was on fire? When The Snatcher comes for you through the mirror, throw this at him.
 * : Uh…
 * : Sorry, I haven't done the dishes.
 * : Uh…
 * : Sorry, I haven't done the dishes.

At Home

 * : He's here. I can feel it.
 * , and : Fried chicken day!
 * : Actually, it's not that bad. What's in it?
 * : You don't wanna know.
 * : Well what are we gonna do now when The Snatcher comes?
 * : It doesn't matter, they're here! All this snatcher stuff was baloney. Oh man, I thought you guys were gone forever.
 * : It sure felt like it.
 * : [Sigh] Your father was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
 * : Well, they shouldn't say "All you can eat" if they don't mean it.
 * : Richard, you ate a chair.
 * : [Sigh] Go on, say it.
 * : Say what?
 * : "I told you so".
 * : I'm gonna do another dance first.
 * : I'm glad you're taking this seriously.
 * : Say what?
 * : "I told you so".
 * : I'm gonna do another dance first.
 * : I'm glad you're taking this seriously.
 * : I'm glad you're taking this seriously.

The Snatcher

 * Could you pass me a wing please?
 * Sure.
 * Hey guys, leave some for us.
 * Calm down! Calm down! When I saw you this morning, I recognized The Snatcher's curse. So I went to the underworld to retrieve the forbidden book. It has the solution. The only problem is that we have to wait until the sun rises.
 * Wait. How come you know so much about all this?
 * There once was a young man, a mortal man who fell in love with a beautiful—
 * Yeah, yeah thanks. We know.
 * Did you know that the young man and the ghost had a child?
 * : Egh, a zom-baby.
 * : Uh...that child was me.
 * : Alright, what do we do?
 * : We survive.
 * : [Walks to the door] I've got a much better idea: how 'bout we bail?
 * : Aha!
 * : Ah! So let me get this straight: that poltergeist creep is your dad?
 * : Yes, and I would appreciate it if you stopped calling him names, and treat him with the respect he deserves.
 * : Glad to finally meet you, sir.
 * : He seems to have a few issues.
 * : It's not his fault. He's been turned evil by loneliness.
 * : ...Ten dollars. Ten dollars, today only...
 * : Dude, I think I'd prefer a life of damnation in limbo rather than having to watch that.
 * : Yeah, fair enough.
 * : What are we gonna do about him?
 * : The book says we summon him by calling his name five times. When he appears in the mirror and the first light of dawn strikes it, you smash him with the book and break the spell.
 * : Why do we have to call his name five times?
 * : Duh. That's how you summon all ghosts.
 * : Really? Carrie Carrie Carrie Carrie Carrie!
 * : Carrie Carrie Carrie Carrie Carrie!
 * : We done here?
 * : [Nods]
 * : Why don't we just use the book to defend ourselves?
 * : Great idea!
 * : No, I mean use the spells inside.
 * : Don't. The price to pay is too high!
 * : Oh we don't have a choice! There, a time traveling spell. Let's just go to through the night. Tempus Fugit!
 * : Ha ha! In your fa- [Grows old] aaace...
 * : [Old man voice] Ah! What happened?
 * : The price for that spell was your youth.
 * : Don't worry. There must be something to fix that. There! Beautio Eterno!
 * : How do I look?
 * : Eternally surprised.
 * : Look out!
 * : What happened?
 * : The price for eternal beauty is his life!
 * : What? Hold on. Resurectio Fortis!
 * : Come on! The sun's about to come up.
 * : Wait! There's a big mirror in the attic. [Body disintegrates only leaving his head]
 * : Oh no! The price for resurrecting Darwin was your own body!
 * : Yeah, yeah.
 * : Quick. Call his name five times.
 * : Okay. Uh…what's his name again?
 * : Vladus Lovus Lokowitchki.
 * : Vladus Lo- [Gets literally tongue-tied] I think I sprained my tongue.
 * : Just say Vlad.
 * : Vlad Vlad Vlad Vlad Vlad!
 * : Dad? It's me. Do you recognize me?
 * : How could I not recognize my beautiful girl. Thank you for setting me free.
 * : Dad! Is he okay?
 * : [Inhales sharply] No no no no no no no. Uh… no no no no.
 * , and : Awwww!
 * : You see, this is like me and Penny because we-
 * ,, and : Ugh!
 * : Come on! The sun's about to come up.
 * : Wait! There's a big mirror in the attic. [Body disintegrates only leaving his head]
 * : Oh no! The price for resurrecting Darwin was your own body!
 * : Yeah, yeah.
 * : Quick. Call his name five times.
 * : Okay. Uh…what's his name again?
 * : Vladus Lovus Lokowitchki.
 * : Vladus Lo- [Gets literally tongue-tied] I think I sprained my tongue.
 * : Just say Vlad.
 * : Vlad Vlad Vlad Vlad Vlad!
 * : Dad? It's me. Do you recognize me?
 * : How could I not recognize my beautiful girl. Thank you for setting me free.
 * : Dad! Is he okay?
 * : [Inhales sharply] No no no no no no no. Uh… no no no no.
 * , and : Awwww!
 * : You see, this is like me and Penny because we-
 * ,, and : Ugh!
 * , and : Awwww!
 * : You see, this is like me and Penny because we-
 * ,, and : Ugh!
 * ,, and : Ugh!