The Dream

Gumball's Dream

 * Okay, bye then.
 * No problem, Mr. President! I'll have it on your desk by the year 2025.
 * No problem, Mr. President! I'll have it on your desk by the year 2025.
 * No problem, Mr. President! I'll have it on your desk by the year 2025.

Waking Up

 * Gumball! You're dreaming! Wake up! [Gumball gasps, and he looks at Darwin. He gets out of bed, and starts choking Darwin] Dude! What are you doing?!
 * I'm trying to throttle you, though you don't have a NECK!

Bad Breakfast

 * I'm sorry dude, I don't know what came over me.
 * It's okay. It's just a nightmare. Will you pass the salt please?
 * Sure, buddy!
 *  Dude! It was a dream! I didn't kiss Penny! It wasn't real!
 * I know... I just can't help hating you! You hurt my feelings!
 * You made your own feelings with your own brain! You're being irrational!
 * I KNOW!
 * What are you doing?
 * I stormed off in the wrong direction.
 * I KNOW!
 * What are you doing?
 * I stormed off in the wrong direction.
 * I stormed off in the wrong direction.
 * I stormed off in the wrong direction.

The Apology

 * I know you're upset but could you at least make eye contact with me? [Gumball ignores Darwin. His body twists around] Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
 * I don’t want to speak to you. There’s nothing ridiculous about it.
 * Look, I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but, I apologize For something I didn't do. Okay?
 * I’m sorry man, but I can’t accept your apology. ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON’T MEAN IT!
 * I'd like to read a poem. I am more sorry than there are grains of sand in the sea, accept my sincere apology. If you are sad, it hurts me. So please forgive me, buddy. [Gumball closes his eyes and shakes his head] Too cheesy?
 * I'M SORRY! [Gumball jumps, then slams his locker closed and walks away] Too surprising?
 * Hey, buddy, woof woof, I’m sorry, woof woof, if I treated you so rough, woof woof, please forgive me, woof woof, 'cause after all, woof woof, I am your BFF, woof woof!
 * Too weird?
 * Aah, aah, ow, ow! I’m sorryyy, oww! Too medieval?
 * I’m trying, dude, but I just can’t forgive you. You and Penny both betrayed me.
 * : Penny didn't betray you. Nothing's changed. She would never pick me over you. Ask her.
 * : I can't do that, she'll know I like her.
 * : She knows you like her.
 * : No. I mean, I like like her.
 * : Oh, yeah, she can't know you like like her like that, but you don't have to be that direct.
 * I’m trying, dude, but I just can’t forgive you. You and Penny both betrayed me.
 * : Penny didn't betray you. Nothing's changed. She would never pick me over you. Ask her.
 * : I can't do that, she'll know I like her.
 * : She knows you like her.
 * : No. I mean, I like like her.
 * : Oh, yeah, she can't know you like like her like that, but you don't have to be that direct.

Penny's Decision

 * Oh. So I can have whichever one I want?
 * Uh-huh! So do you want this handsome, charismatic, faithful, devoted blueberry cupcake, or this backstabbing ugly orange cake which should have never grown legs!
 * What?
 * [cheerfully] Nothing! Just choose which one you want.
 * Well, I'd always go for the orange because--
 * Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa, wait. Consider this: If you'd previously expressed an interest in the blueberry cupcake, would you then [gets angry] eat an orange cupcake behind its back before resolving a potential relationship with the blueberry cupcake?
 * Can I have a cake or not?
 * [cheerful again] Sure. Pick the one you want.
 * Look, if you want me to have the blue one so bad, why did you bring two?
 * Uhh...
 * Just give me the orange one. [Takes it and smells it] Mmm, smells delicious.
 * [knocking Penny down and yanking the orange cupcake out of her mouth] NO, THE BLUE ONE IS BETTER!
 * [resisting] NO, NO, NO, I'M ALLERGIC TO--
 * WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
 * The pills, in my locker.
 * Which color?!
 * The orange ones.
 * It's not my fault you gave her the wrong pills. She specifically said she needed the orange ones.
 * [breaks down sobbing] Oh, how was I supposed to know the blue ones were thumbtacks?
 * It's okay. She's fine now.
 * ["strangling" Darwin] THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
 * Dude, still no neck! [Gumball stops and groans] Look, what am I supposed to do?? You can kiss the person I love most in the world if it makes you feel better.
 * Yeah? Who's that?
 * Uh...probably you, I guess.
 * How do you like that, huh?!
 * Not as much as you do. You feel any better now?
 * Not really.
 * It's okay. She's fine now.
 * ["strangling" Darwin] THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
 * Dude, still no neck! [Gumball stops and groans] Look, what am I supposed to do?? You can kiss the person I love most in the world if it makes you feel better.
 * Yeah? Who's that?
 * Uh...probably you, I guess.
 * How do you like that, huh?!
 * Not as much as you do. You feel any better now?
 * Not really.
 * Not really.
 * Not really.

Trying A Rational Solution

 * Look, the best thing is if we just ignore it.
 * Agreed.
 * To ignore what?
 * The thing we don't wanna talk about.
 * Whatever. Wanna watch a DVD?
 * Perfect.
 * Perfect.



Man on DVD: When one man stole another man's girl, it was the ultimate betrayal.




 * Uh, do you mind telling me what's going on here?!
 * Gumball had a dream where I kissed Penny and now he hates me.
 * YOU DIDN'T JUST KISS HER, YOU STARED ME IN THE EYES WHILE YOU DID IT LIKE AN EVIL SULTAN!
 * Okay, look, all dreams are just subconscious representations of real-life thoughts. By analyzing what the dream means, we can solve the real-life problem. [Gumball and Darwin make derpy faces and say "Eh?" Anais sighs] If we work out what the dream represents, we can solve the problem in real life. [Gumball and Darwin make another derpy face. Anais sighs again and makes a derpy face herself] Explain-y dream feel-y good.
 * and : Ohhhhhh.
 * Now, lie down and tell me what happens from the start.




 * Well, I'm at school...
 * [writing on a notepad and looking at Darwin] Hm, classic anxiety dream. Probably represents a fear of not fitting in.
 * A-and at one point, Dad was there.
 * Representing your fear of authority most likely.
 * And he became a centaur president.
 * [confused] All right...well, that could represent a fear of horses...in the White House?
 * Okay, so Dad has a laser shooting out of his butt...
 * Uh--
 * Then Mr. Small's head fell off...
 * What?
 * And then I found a pineapple in the locker so I started dancing in the cosmos AND THEN DARWIN KISSED HER! [Sits up and smiles] So what does that mean?
 * Okay, uh, the pineapple is Penny - sweet on the inside, but hard for you to...handle, I guess. And the butt laser, that must be, uh...because you need to chew your food more. [Begins to sweat] And, uh, the cosmos, the-- [begins running her words together until...]
 * Brain cramp!
 * Well, that's what you get for trying to apply a rational solution to an irrational problem. We need to tackle this head-on.
 * Like how?
 * Like how?

Preventing The Kiss

 * Uh, is this gonna work?
 * Yeah. The tinfoil reflects our brainwaves into each other's heads so when we go to sleep, we'll share our dreams and we can stop me from kissing Penny and everything will be fine.
 * Well, that-that makes irrational sense, but why are we wearing these capes?
 * Uh, 'cause they're awesome. Now take my hand and drink your warm milk.
 * [he and Darwin open their eyes, still on the floor] Well, that didn't work.
 * Maybe we need more tinfoil.
 * All right, let's go to the kitchen to get some more. [A door from up high opens and Gumball and Darwin look in and down] Looks like we need to jump.
 * [They do so, but then they fly upward and scream. They hit the ceiling and the camera rotates to show that it's actually the floor]
 * [voice echoing] Where are we?
 * [voice echoing] This must be the space between our dreams. We need to find yours.
 * Okay, which way do we go?
 * [pointing left] This way.
 * [voice getting higher] You know what? Maybe-maybe we should walk a little faster.
 * [voice getting higher] Yeah, maybe we should start running. [They do. They come out from under the sofa and are tiny. Darwin whispers] What dream is this?
 * I think this was one of mine. [grows wings] And we'd better start flying!
 * [grows wings] Huh? [They take flight and normal-sized Gumball tries to swat them. They land on the dining room table] WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN DREAM?
 * I squashed a fly once! [They almost get swatted and fly up to the light] And I never got over the guilt! [Normal-sized Gumball swats the light, but gets hit and knocked over by it] COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF--[They crash into the window's glass] What the buzz?
 * There's some kind of invisible force field!
 * Hold on, I got an idea.
 * Why isn't this working?!
 * I think I know where this is. This is the dream where I'm naked in public.
 * Dude, you're always naked.
 * Oh, yeah. It's probably why I dream about it so much.
 * [his shirt is off] Wait a minute, if this is your naked dream, does that mean that--[looks down, screams, and covers himself] Well, at least we're not in public.
 * [grabs the censor bar] Dude, gimme that!
 * [grabs it back] Hey, it's mine!
 * [grabs it again] You don't need it, it's only your feet!
 * That's all I have left to hide!
 * Wait, this is your dream, you can do whatever you want.
 * Oh, yeah.
 * Oh, man. [Darwin grabs a drink from a self-checkout] Wearing clothes in a nudist mall has just the same level of embarrassment as going to a normal mall naked. Let's get out of here. [As they walk through the alarm system, it goes off. They're in between dreams again, but the alarm is still going] Why do we still hear the alarm?
 * Dude, it's the alarm clock! We're gonna wake up before we get to your dream!
 * Don't worry, I got this.
 * Dude, where were you?! I've been in this car for, like, five days! I was so hungry, I was considering eating you!
 * [annoyed] "Considering"? Where are we? [They're in the family car, which is sinking underwater. The window cracks and Gumball panics] Oh, my gosh, we're underwater! I can't breathe!
 * [puts his hand over Gumball's mouth] Then stop hyperventilating! You're using up all the oxygen, you air hog!
 * Let's turn the air-con on. [Turns on the AC and it sprays water, filling the car. In the school hallway, Gumball's locker opens and the water pours out, along with Darwin and Gumball, who's holding the pineapple]
 * What? Huh? [Centaur Richard shoots a laser out of his butt. Gumball whispers to Darwin] I think we're in the right dream.
 * Dude, what's going on??
 * [dances, angry] Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
 * I can't help it! Your dream is too strong! You have to believe I wouldn't betray you!
 * It's kinda hard when I'm watching you betray me right now!
 * It's your dream! Just think of a different ending! [Gumball thinks hard and a brick wall appears in front of Darwin, who crashes through it] Maybe something less painful.
 * Sorry!
 * Hurry uuup! [Grabs Penny in his arms] THINK OF SOMETHING! [Gumball thinks hard again and Darwin's lips disappear, revealing his teeth and gums] Can you think of something less horrific?
 * Sorry, I just thought if you don't have lips, you can't kiss Penny!
 * Of course I can, it'll just be really hideous for her. [His lips return] Think!
 * I got nothing!
 * I'm sorr-- [he puckers up and speaks unintelligibly] I'm sorryyy!
 * NOOOOOOOOOO!
 * [Sussie's voice] Haaaaaaaa--
 * HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME KISS SUSSIE?! [Starts wiping his tongue] I can wash the kiss off my tongue! But it'll never leave my bra-hain!
 * [scoffs] Get over it, dude. It's just a dream.
 * Dude, what's going on??
 * [dances, angry] Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
 * I can't help it! Your dream is too strong! You have to believe I wouldn't betray you!
 * It's kinda hard when I'm watching you betray me right now!
 * It's your dream! Just think of a different ending! [Gumball thinks hard and a brick wall appears in front of Darwin, who crashes through it] Maybe something less painful.
 * Sorry!
 * Hurry uuup! [Grabs Penny in his arms] THINK OF SOMETHING! [Gumball thinks hard again and Darwin's lips disappear, revealing his teeth and gums] Can you think of something less horrific?
 * Sorry, I just thought if you don't have lips, you can't kiss Penny!
 * Of course I can, it'll just be really hideous for her. [His lips return] Think!
 * I got nothing!
 * I'm sorr-- [he puckers up and speaks unintelligibly] I'm sorryyy!
 * NOOOOOOOOOO!
 * [Sussie's voice] Haaaaaaaa--
 * HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME KISS SUSSIE?! [Starts wiping his tongue] I can wash the kiss off my tongue! But it'll never leave my bra-hain!
 * [scoffs] Get over it, dude. It's just a dream.
 * [Sussie's voice] Haaaaaaaa--
 * HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME KISS SUSSIE?! [Starts wiping his tongue] I can wash the kiss off my tongue! But it'll never leave my bra-hain!
 * [scoffs] Get over it, dude. It's just a dream.
 * HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME KISS SUSSIE?! [Starts wiping his tongue] I can wash the kiss off my tongue! But it'll never leave my bra-hain!
 * [scoffs] Get over it, dude. It's just a dream.

[Episode ends]