A Job well Dungs


 * Lumpus: My old cabin could sure use an upgrade. Dum-dum, dum-dum, DUUMM. [Lumpus destroys the old cabin model to show the upgrade model] Oh, the official scoutmaster upgrade? Well yes of course I know I deserve it for keeping my temper and Roman quota for three years and running.
 * [Slinkman knocks the door and Lumpus hide models]
 * Lumpus: [angrily] What?
 * Chip and Skip: [crying]
 * Lumpus: Slinkman. Why are they weeping??
 * Slinkman: Because Skip and Chip’s camp dues haven’t been paid up in months. I have no choice but to send them home to their three nannies [throws backwards the notebook] it’s scout regulations.
 * Chip: We love camp. [crying]
 * Skip: We don’t want to go home. [crying]
 * Lumpus: [worried] Home? Slinkman. We can't send them home. [angry] If we do it will ruin my hill Roman streak. [getting worried] And I won't get my cabin upgrade.
 * Slinkman: Officially, the only way they can stay is if they have jobs, here in camp to pay off what they owe.
 * Lumpus: [being happy] YES JOBS! Problem solved.