Safety First


 * Sheen: Hey, Jimmy, I've been meaning to ask you something.
 * Jimmy: I know, I know. Why am I carrying two lunches? Because of that bully Terry Finster! This way, after he steals mine, I still have something to eat!
 * Sheen: Actually, I was going to ask you who would win in a fight between Big Foot and a Komodo Dragon, but your question's good too.


 * Hugh: [to Jimmy] Just got a phone call from Terry's mom! Did you two have a little spat-a-roo?
 * Judy: Hugh, the talk?
 * Hugh: [clears throat] Once upon on time, a boy sparrow said to a girl sparrow, "Hey, nice feathers! Can I buy you some millet?" Well, the girl sparrow...
 * Jimmy: You know what, dad? I would really love to hear the rest, but I'm having a small emergency, bye!
 * Hugh: And when he got to her nest, he was alarmed to find out that her mother was a cantankerous old crow!
 * Judy: Hugh!