Mr. Dizzy Goes Doggy sitting




 * [Mr. Clever arrives at Mr. Dizzy house and presses the door-bell.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: I'm coming... [Laughs] I'm coming, [Picks up the phone the wrong way round] Hello? Please? Hello?
 * Mr. Clever: Ah, Mr. Dizzy.
 * [Mr. Dizzy gets a fright as Mr. Clever confronts him.]
 * Mr. Clever: I'm Mr. Clever. I'm entering a competition, and so I've come to ask you if you'd mind looking after my dog.
 * Mr. Dizzy: I shall be proud to look after your dog.
 * Mr. Clever: I rather hope that my dog will be proud of you.


 * Narrator: Oh yes... In Cleverland, even the animals are clever.
 * [Mr. Dizzy walks towards the front door of Mr. Clever's house. Inside is Rex the dog reading the newspaper.]
 * Narrator: Rex, like his master is very, very smart.
 * [He continues reading until the doorbell rings.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: Hello? Please? Hello?
 * [Mr. Clever lets Mr. Dizzy in and introduces him to Rex.]
 * Mr. Clever: Rex, here's Mr. Dizzy who will look after you while I'm away.
 * Mr. Dizzy: Meow! [Laughs] Meow!
 * [Mr. Clever hold up Rex's ear.]
 * Mr. Clever: Don't worry. He's a little dizzy.
 * Mr. Dizzy: Look, I've... [Brings out a smelly fish] I've got a present for you, Doggy! Hehello, doggy! Heh!
 * [He stretches his hand with the fish out further. Rex sniffs it and goes cross-eyed and pants.]
 * Rex: [Disgusted] Ugh... Put that in the fridge, and get ready for our walk.
 * [Mr. Dizzy takes the dog lead from the coat stand and hooks the collar around his neck. Suddenly he is distracted by Rex's laughter.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: What? Did I do something wrong?
 * [Rex continues belly laughing and then sits up.]
 * Rex: Ready for walkies?


 * [Rex and Mr. Dizzy are outside wakling together with the lead attached to each other's necks.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: Where are we going?
 * Rex: In a park.
 * [Behind them is Little Miss Trouble holding a handbag and Mr. Uppity. She picks up a bone from the handbag and offers it to Mr. Dizzy.]
 * Little Miss Trouble: Here you are, nice doggy.
 * [She and Mr. Uppity laugh. Mr. Dizzy takes the bone and is confused.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: What do I do with it?
 * Mr. Uppity: I say. Your friend's a bit dizzy. Rex, can he at least sit up and beg?
 * [Rex turns his face away from them. Little Miss Trouble picks up a sugar-cube from her handbag and then puts it back in. She then brings out a Pepper cellar.]
 * Little Miss Trouble: He doesn't like sugar. I'm sure you prefer a little pepper.
 * [She shakes the pepper in front of Mr. Dizzy's face. He sniffs and gets a sneeze. His sneeze spray covers Mr. Uppity's monocle. He takes it off to clean while Little Miss Trouble giggles.]
 * Mr. Uppity: We take out our handkerchief when we sneeze, Mr. Dizzy.
 * [He puts his monocle back on. As the duo walk away, Mr. Dizzy sneezes again.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: Er... what did I do wrong?
 * Rex: [Angrily] First, give me that bone, I'm the dog, and give me the collar. You look ridiculous with that figure round your neck.
 * [Mr. Dizzy sits on a bench and starts crying.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: [Upset] Everybody makes fun of me. I'm tired of being so dizzy.
 * [Rex walks in gently.]
 * Rex: Don't feel that way. You're not as silly as all that. Just tell yourself you're clever.
 * [Mr. Dizzy is suddenly all happy again.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: I'm clever. [Shakes his legs and arms] I'm clever! [Gets up and runs round in circles] I'm clever!
 * Rex: Perfect. Perfect.
 * Mr. Dizzy: I'm clever! [Throws his hat up in the air, and sits on the bench.] I'm clever!
 * Rex: Hey, that's good. Now, put the collar round my neck. I'm only a dog and you're my master.
 * [Mr. Dizzy puts the collar round Rex's neck.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: What will we do?
 * [Rex looks where Mr. Uppity and Little Miss Trouble are and tells Mr. Dizzy.]
 * Rex: We're going to teach two bad people a lesson.
 * [He whispers close to Mr. Dizzy's ear.]


 * [Rex and Mr. Dizzy walk out of the entrance to the park.]
 * Narrator: Rex and Mr. Dizzy waited for Little Miss Trouble and Mr. Uppity to return.
 * [Like so, they return.]
 * Mr. Uppity: My dear Dizzy. Are you still quite as dizzy?
 * Mr. Dizzy: Eh, No... Heheh... I'm clever now!
 * [He sneezes again. Little Miss Trouble flinches and then looks at him.]
 * Little Miss Trouble: You see? You do have a cold. [Rummages in her handbag] Well, I've got just the remedy. [Giggles and picks up a pepper cellar and sprays it in front of Mr. Dizzy's face.] Here! Breathe this in! [Mr. Dizzy sniffs it] Very good for colds.
 * Mr. Dizzy: Well, I just need a little bit more. Could you fill Mr. Uppity's hat?
 * [Mr. Uppity takes off his hat.]
 * Mr. Uppity: With pleasure, my dear Dizzy.
 * [Little Miss Trouble pours the pepper on his hat, which is then passed to Mr. Dizzy. Mr. Dizzy sneezes again. The sneeze releases a huge cloud that covers the screen. When it fades, Mr. Uppity and Little Miss Trouble can be seen sneezing too. Rex and Mr. Dizzy laugh out loud. The latter puts Mr. Uppity's back on.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: Oh... Do excuse me... How dizzy I am!
 * [Mr. Uppity and Little Miss Trouble appear very cross. They walk away in disgust, while the other two carry on laughing.]
 * Narrator: There now! That's how with the help of Rex Mr. Dizzy became more clever.
 * [They continue laughing as the screen fades to black. The credits roll.]