Scout's Honor

(The episode begins at a camping trip for the Squirrel scouts, Timmy exits his high-tech tent, measures his pegs and writes the measurements in his notebook. He looks at his tent through a telescope and writes down in his notebook again) (Cosmo and Wanda are disguised as squirrels, sitting above Timmy in a tree) (Timmy and his fairies walk away, and Cosmo and Wanda turn back into their fairy forms) (Wanda and Cosmo laugh together before running off) (Meanwhile at Camp Creampuff, Vicky is lying down with sunglasses on and drinking) (the girls scream and run away as the dog chases them, Vicky laughs nervously and runs away. In the next scene, Vicky picks up firewood and sees Timmy walking by) (in the next scene, Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy approach a large rock) (a pink-tinted star-shaped pair of glasses appears and Timmy is able to see a large sign that says "Welcome to the Mythical Forest!") (Cosmo and Wanda change into their hunting gear) (in the next scene, Vicky is laughing and stitching in her tent whilst the creampuff girls are being chased around by the dog) (back at the mythical forest, Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda approach two caves) (they all scream as Bigfoot roars at them, but he turns out to be yawning) (meanwhile Vicky is hiding behind the bushes behind a campfire surrounded by Squirrel Scouts) (Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy walk back in hippy gear) (Cosmo and Wanda turn into trees)
 * Timmy: Uh-huh! I'm officially awesome!
 * Cosmo: I love camping with the Squirrel Scouts!
 * Wanda:Ooh, and I love a man in uniform! Just look at all those merit badges!
 * Cosmo: Ooh, here's one for making polka interesting!
 * Timmy: That was a toughie! All I need now is the sighting and capture of a mythical creature badge and I'll set the record for having all of them!
 * Wanda: What kind of creature are you after, Timmy?
 * Timmy: The granddaddy of them all: Bigfoot! He's worth extra credit!
 * Cosmo: Well we can help you get your merit badge, Timmy.
 * Wanda: All you have to do is wish for it!
 * Timmy: No, the Squirrel Scout handbook strictly forbids any wishing in the aquiring of a merit badge!
 * Mr. Turner: Inspection time, son, I mean scout! (laughs and pats Timmy's head, then gets trapped in a rope trap)
 * Timmy: Sorry dad, that's my mythical creature trap. Page 12 of the handbook!
 * Mr. Turner: (hanging upside down) Ah son, you've learned well. Why, I remember when I was a Squirrel Scout. I could stuff forty nuts in my cheeks! Hey, I just happen to have some in my back pocket. Watch! One... two... three... ooh, here's a big one... four...
 * Cosmo: Where do you suppose Bigfoot lives?
 * Wanda: I know, let's take him to the mythical forest!
 * Cosmo: Of course! That's where I'd live if I was mythical. But sadly I'm just adorable.
 * Timmy: Hey, wait up! Guys!
 * Vicky:Ahh.
 * Blonde creampuff girl: Gosh Vicky, thanks for letting us put up your tent.
 * Ginger creampuff girl: And do your laundry!
 * Black haired creampuff girl: And take your latrine duty!
 * Vicky: Certainly girls, and don't worry, I promise none of your parents will ever see these atrocious report cards of yours!
 * Creampuff girls: Thanks Vicky, you're the best camp councillor ever!
 * Vicky: Don't mention it, and if you all play your cards right, I just might teach you how to hack into the school's computer system just like I did!
 * Ginger: Really?
 * Vicky: No! (laughs) More juice!
 * Camp leader: Creampuffs! Now we have made a strong camp, we will make a strong camp. Vicky! (grabs hold of Vicky) Since you are camp councillor, you will be getting the firewood to make my famous sauerkraut!
 * Creampuff girls: Yuck!
 * Camp leader: As for the rest of you, you will be playing with Trouble! (holds up snarling dog)
 * Creampuff girls: Aahh!
 * Camp leader: He needs his exercise!
 * Vicky: So, the little squirt is on a camping trip too, huh? I'll bet I can scare the pants off of him and all his dorky little pals after it gets dark! (laughs) I love me!
 * Cosmo: Here we are, the mythical forest!
 * Timmy: All I see is a huge rock.
 * Wanda: Well that's because you don't have magic vision!
 * Timmy: Wow! (they run into it, witnessing a barrage of different creatures around them) Man, look at all the creatures!
 * Cosmo and Wanda: A-hunting we will go! (they laugh until they sigh) Ugh.
 * Vicky: This costume is gonna scare the squirrels off all the little squirts! (laughs) I ooze brilliance!
 * Timmy: (holding a net) Here's the cave! My merit badge is as good as got!
 * Bigfoot:I need a new mattress!
 * Timmy: Are you Bigfoot?
 * Bigfoot: Uh yeah, my real name is Bigfootowski. Victor Bigfootowski. How's it going, man? (holds his hand out for Timmy, which he shakes) I came out here thirty years ago for a concert and dug the place so much I thought I'd just, like, hang out.
 * Cosmo: Why's your hair so long?
 * Bigfoot: Don't believe in haircuts, man.
 * Timmy: So you're not a mythical creature?
 * Bigfoot: Nah, spiritual. Hey, wanna meet my old lady?
 * Mrs. Bigfootowski: Far out! Like, who digs herbal tea? (laughs)
 * Vicky: (laughs) Soon as Timmy gets back, I'll leap out and terrify! Now for the finishing touch! (puts dental glue on fake fangs and puts it in her mouth)
 * Wanda: Like, Bigfoot sure was way out, man.
 * Cosmo: Yeah and, like, groovy too!
 * Timmy: Yeah, but he's not a mythical creature. Now I'll never get my last merit badge.
 * Mr. Turner: Timmy?
 * Mr. Turner: Oh there you are, son. We were getting worried. So, did you catch any mythical creatures?

(Vicky tries to get the teeth out of her mouth but fails) (in the Smithjonesian Institution, Vicky is encased in the "primates and missing links" section with her costume and teeth still stuck on her. She bangs on the glass case but no one can understand her) (a gorilla that Vicky is sharing the case with offers her flowers, provoking her into a fit and the episode ends with Vicky screaming and Timmy smiling to Cosmo and Wanda)
 * Timmy: Well, dad, I um, uh...
 * Vicky: Aaahhh! (leaps out of the bushes and steps into Timmy's mythical creature trap)
 * Timmy: Uh, yeah dad. I captured Bigfoot.
 * Mr. Turner: Nice job, son! I hereby present you with your final merit badge! Congratulations!
 * Timmy: Finally! I'm totally Squirrelly!
 * Cosmo: (crying with Wanda) I'm so proud! Hey, I'm a weeping willow!
 * Timmy: Thanks dad, but um what do we do about Bigfoot?
 * Mr. Turner: There's only one thing we can do, son.
 * Mr. Turner: Jinkies! It's so human, it's eerie!