Gone Fishin' (Camp Lazlo)


 * Edward: Ha! The only thing bitin' off this dock are snow globes.
 * Lazlo: Scoutmaster Lumpus, (Lazlo opens the monster’s mouth) do you need our help? because you asked us not to help.
 * Lumpus: (sarcastically) Oh, no. I’m just getting eaten by a ferocious lake monster. Don’t worry about me. What makes you think I need your...
 * Lazlo: Okay! (closes the monster's mouth)
 * Lumpus: Lazlo! (Lazlo opens the monster’s mouth again)
 * Lazlo: Yes?
 * Lumpus: Eh, I do need your help. And look, I caught a fish!
 * Lazlo: Wow! Hey! Look you guys, a fish! We caught a fish!
 * Lazlo: Isn't this great?
 * Lumpus: (sarcastically) Oh, great! Lovely!
 * Lazlo: I'm sorry we sunk your fancy boat, and mistook you for a lake monster, but you gotta understand. We were just trying to help you catch a fish.
 * Lumpus: Help me? Help me?! You really want to help me?
 * Lazlo, Raj, and Clam: Yes.
 * Lumpus: Help me catch a fish?
 * Lazlo, Raj, and Clam: Yes.
 * Lumpus: The only way you three bozos can help me catch a fish is to get as far away from me as possible and not help me at all!!
 * Raj: (the fog surrounds Leaky Lake) I think I see fingernails. I'm going blind!
 * Lazlo: It's just lake fog. It'll lift.
 * Lumpus: Slinkman, was that my boat?
 * Slinkman: Ahem, believe so, sir.
 * Lumpus: With the jelly cabin trio of derelicts driving?!
 * Slinkman: Yes, sir.
 * Lumpus: That does it!
 * Slinkman: Uh, where are you going, sir?
 * Lumpus: To get my boat back!
 * Raj: It's the drain of Leaky Lake. It's the dead outlaws with long fingernails. It's...it's...(a pair of angry eyes appear from above) it's a lake monster!!
 * (Raj and Clam attack the mysterious character, and the fog lifts)
 * Lazlo: Wait! Wait! It's Scoutmaster Lumpus!
 * Raj and Clam: Sorry, Scoutmaster Lumpus.
 * Lumpus: (grabs the tackle box from Clam) That's "Lumpus", you thieves!