LEGO Dimensions


 * X-PO: Hey, I found the thing! Uh. I mean. "Anomaly located, master."
 * Lord Vortech: Yes... I've found it!
 * X-PO: Uh... you found it?
 * Lord Vortech: After all these years of searching, it really exists... Foundation Prime. This depicts the Foundation Elements - artefects from start of time, scattered across the dimmensions. And only I can gather them all in one place.
 * X-PO: Just so you know... the Foundation Elements are the cornerstones of time and space. So they're... Kinda important. To the... Entire universe.
 * Lord Vortech: Your services are no longer required.
 * X-PO: But the elements can't be safety harnessed - it's too dangerous! And what about that pay raise you promised meeeee...?!
 * Lord Vortech: I will have them all. I will control their power. I will make universes colide! Aargh- No! I will not be denied perfection! My dedication to this work has taken its toll. Not for much longer can I freely pass between dimensions... But, there is another way. (Laughs)
 * Robin: Hey! No littering! What does Bane want with all this Kryptonite, Batman?
 * Batman: What everyone wants with Kryptonite, to take down Superman. But not today. Cut him off at the bridge - we'll have him cornered.
 * Robin: Okay, Batman! Whoa!
 * Bane: Oh. And we were having such a nice chase.
 * Batman: Robin?
 * Gandalf: You shall not pass! Aaaaarrrrrr!
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Gandalf: Fly you, fools.
 * Frodo: Nooo!
 * Batman: Where's Robin?
 * Gandalf: What? Behind you!
 * Batman': I said, where's Robin?
 * Gandalf: My dear fellow, I have no idea what you are talking about! Have you tried looking in a tree?
 * Batman: Not a Robin - Robin. He got sucked into a weird hole in Gotham. I jumped in and and it lead me to you!
 * Gandalf: And you are?
 * Batman: I'm Batman!
 * Ganddalf: My thanks.
 * Frodo: Gandalf!
 * Gandalf: Frodo! The Ring! Frodo has the One Ring - it cannot fall into the enemy's hands! Quickly, fly!
 * Batman: I'm not actual bat, Gandalf!
 * Samwise Gamgee: I s'pose we'll just wait for them, then.
 * MetalBeard: Arr! It be Wyldstyle who jigged the best-
 * Unikitty: This dance-off was FIXED!!! I mean "Well done, Wyldstyle."
 * Wyldstyle: Yes! I mean, y'know, whatever. Ngh! Hey, wait, that's mine!
 * MetalBeard: Whoa! Wyldstyle! What, wh- WHOAAAAA! Arr! It be a kraken, I know it!
 * Emmet: What the- Where'd MetalBeard go?!
 * Batman: Agh!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Oof!
 * Wyldstyle: Batman?! Gandalf! Batman?!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Ow - you landed on my back, man.
 * Batman: I'm Batman.
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): No, I didn't say... Hey, I'm Batman!
 * Batman: I'm Batman!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): I'M Batman!
 * Batman: I'm Batman!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): I'm BATMAN.
 * Gandalf: Oh, twins. I wonder if one of them is evil?
 * Unikitty: Where did you come from? And why are there two Bat... mans? Bat... men? Bat... mens?
 * Batman: There aren't. There's only one Batman... ...I don't know who the stiff is.
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): Hey!
 * Gandalf: Well, this is all wonderful, but I don't suppose you saw a young Halfling pass this way?
 * Emmet: What's a Halfling?
 * Wyldstyle: The only thing we saw was our friend MetalBeard getting dragged into a strange vortex.
 * Batman: I think it was some kind of dimensional rift... Where is it?
 * Emmet: It disappeared after it took him.
 * Wyldstyle: So you didn't cause all that?
 * Gandalf: Might I suggest that we set out on a quest to find this, er, "rift" you say?
 * Unikitty: A quest?! Let me go pack some rainbow colored LEGO bricks!
 * Emmet: ANd I'll get my wrench!
 * Gandalf: We shall be the Fellowship of the- Aaaaarrrrr!
 * Wyldstyle: Aaaaarrrrr!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): "Fellowship of the Aar!"? That's a terrible name.
 * Emmet: Aw! They left without the whole gang!
 * Unikitty: Gang, shmang! They left without *me*! Rargh!
 * Batman (The LEGO Movie): That guy wasn't anything special. Ngh... Hup! Oof! Dang it.
 * Gandalf: We are at this straneg beast's mercy and I do not trust where it is leading us, we must get out!
 * Batman: Agreed. I need your scanner. If I can locate whatever's generating this rift... ...Then I can disrupt it.
 * Gandalf: Does that mean it worked?
 * Wyldstyle: Well, I don't quite knew what you did., but we're still alive.
 * Gandalf: Are you sure?
 * Batman: This technology looks advanced... My guess? That gateway created the rift that brought us here.
 * Gandalf: Which gateway?
 * Batman: The one exploded.
 * Gandalf: Hmm... Then perhaps...
 * Wyldstyle: ...We should rebuild it!
 * Gandalf: I SHALL pass... this over to someone else.
 * Gateway Keeper: Re-routing from back-up power. All systems are go. Limited system functionality restored.
 * Wyldstyle: "Limited system functionality"? Am I going to lose an arm if I go through that thing?
 * Batman: It does look unstable, I saw some glowing parts get sucked into it - they must have been important.
 * Gandalf: Well, it seems to be... alive, at least.
 * Wyldstyle: My relic scanner's showing that there's definitely something through here.
 * Gandalf: Could it be leading us to the missing bricks?
 * Batman: Could be...
 * Wyldstyle: Or MetalBeard?
 * Batman: Couldn't be.
 * MetalBeard: Aaaaaar!
 * Wyldstyle: That's MetalBeard! He's in trouble! Or he's happy, he uses "Aar!" for a lot of things. Either way, we have to find him!
 * Batman: We are not in Gotham anymore.
 * Gandalf: I would have had a more pleasant journey on the back of that Balrog.
 * Batman: It's so... colorful.
 * Gandalf: Yes. It is rather pleasant.
 * Wyldstyle: I can't see MetalBeard.
 * Batman: Well, something's close. You're still tracking that signal. This way.
 * Wyldstyle: Careful. This place might look pretty but we can't let our guard down.
 * Gandalf: Confound it! What inconsiderate tool of a Took would have their cart in a such a place?
 * Wyldstyle: Time to think outside the box!
 * Batman: The world's greatest detective strikes again.
 * ("Off To See The Wizard" plays)
 * Wyldstyle: Is that... singing?
 * Gandalf: It's not just singing - it's a singing scarecrow. Among other oddites.
 * Batman: The Scarecrow! I knew it! This is all hallucination!
 * Wyldstyle: I think he's going crazy.
 * Gandalf: Going, my dear? He's wearing a bat costume.
 * ("Off To See The Wizard" continues playing)
 * Batman: You're coming with me, Scarecrow!
 * Dorothy: Another one to join us on our journey! And what are you missing?
 * Batman: A sense of humor. Hand him over!
 * Dorothy: But why ever would we do that?
 * Batman: Because he's a heartless villain!
 * Tin Woodman: No. I'm heartless... he's brainless.
 * Scarecrow: Am I still a villain, though?
 * Cowardly Lion: I s..s...see something scary!
 * Tin Woodman: What? Is it Toto again?
 * Dorothy: Oh my! You are heartless! Oh no! Not anoher tornado!
 * Cowardly Lion: Aargh!
 * Gandalf: What on Middle-earth is going on?
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah, who was that laughing?
 * Batman: I don't know.
 * Wyldstyle: Look! Is that one of the pieces from the gateway?
 * Batman: Yes! Let's grab it and get out of this place!
 * Wyldstyle: Okay, so I'm guessing those are NOT normal poppies... Do we have anything that will help us cross safety?
 * Gandalf: We're almost there! Goodness, this has been remarkably easy, hasn't it?
 * Batman: Oh, you just to jinx it, didn't you?
 * Wicked Witch: Now that meddling do-gooder is gone, all of Oz is mine! So long, Dorthy! So long! What's that? Something magical? It looks like so pretty... it feels so powerful! They can't have it!
 * Gandalf: It would appear we're not the only ones interested in the gateway pieces.
 * Wicked Witch: Get away from my property! Whatever it is!
 * Batman: We've got monkey dive-bombers!
 * Wyldstyle: Ugh. This place makes Cloud Cuckoo Land look normal.
 * Wicked Witch: So you won't take a warning, eh? I'll take care of you now! Hehehehe!
 * Gandalf: What dark sorcery is this?
 * Batman: Oracle, how do I beat this thing? Ah, I'll just keep hitting it.
 * Wicked Witch: A spell to halt the progress ahead! To freeze, to blind my foes in red! Hahaha! Gah! You bothersome little worm! I'll get you for that! What are you flying fools waiting for? Attack! Attack!
 * Wyldstyle: Flying monkeys? They're coming this way!
 * Wicked Witch: Stay in the red mist, that's just fine! Your thoughts, your moves, your actions are mine! Hahaha! Nnyahhh! I'll teach pesky little troublemakers like you to get in MY way! I'l get you, my pretty, and your giant dog, too!
 * Batman: I'm a bat... ...Man.
 * Wicked Witch: Seize the shiny and fly! Fly back to the castle!
 * Wyldstyle: Nuh-uh! No you don't! Agh!
 * Wicked Witch: You'll have to be faster than that, my lady! Without my sister's ruby slippers you're no match for me! Away, my pretties! Away!
 * Batman: Now this is more my kinda scene... Dark and spooky...
 * Gandalf: I think this contraption could almost give shadowlax a run for his money!
 * Batman: Looks like they were lying in wait... Or should that be "flying?" in wait?...
 * Talking Tree: What do you think you're doing? Oh you...
 * Gandalf: Allow me to deal with this! A curious arrangement... Aha! You cannot fool an Istari! I say, that WAS rather exciting, wasn't it?
 * Wyldstyle: Ugh... Remind me not to do THAT again...
 * Batman: A gigantic castle for just one person? I'm beginning to like this witch...
 * Gandalf: Prepare to see some fireworks! I should probably check that this doesn't have any evil inscriptions... No, it seems quite safe! At least there was no riddle to open this door.
 * Wicked Witch: So, you made it inside, did you? Well I hope you like it here I'm going to make sure you never leave! Nnyaaaha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!!!
 * Batman: The Wicked Witch is getting away! Gotta get her now!
 * Wyldstyle: Let me show you how it's done! Who the heck built this thing?
 * Wicked Witch: So... You've come to steal my treasure, have you? And you think you'll escape with it, do you? You won't even escape with your lives! (Laughs)
 * Batman: Why can't you do that kind of magic?
 * Gandalf: Hmmph! All she's doing is moving faster than the eye can follow.
 * Wyldstyle: Then let's find a way to stop her.
 * Wicked Witch: You can't steal my new toy from me! I'm the only one who knows how to use it! It's of no use to you!
 * Batman: This has gone on long enough, Wicked Witch... Surrender the piece!
 * Gandalf: You shall not pass!
 * Wicked Witch: Stay in the red mist, that's just fine! Your thoughts, your moves, your actions are mine! Hahaha! Curses! CURSES! My Crystal Ball! My new powers are... gone! GONE!
 * Wyldstyle: I think I've got an idea to keep her preoccupied... Time to get building!
 * Wicked Witch: Argh! You cursed brat!
 * Batman: Bat.
 * Wicked Witch: I'm melting! Melting! Oh what a world, what a world! Make sure to cancel my newspaper delivery...
 * Gandalf: How do you suppose she ever took a bath?
 * Wyldstyle: Maybe that isn't monkeys we can smell? Another rift!
 * Gandalf: Batman!
 * Batman: On it!
 * Gandalf: I believe the rift is becoming unstable! Shall we take our leave through it?
 * Wyldstyle: Where do you think this one leads?
 * Batman: Wherever it is, it's gotta be better than this garish nightmare! Come on!
 * Lord Vortech: Ah, good guys?
 * Scarecrow: I might be a villain.
 * Tin Woodman: Ignore him.
 * Lord Vortech: Thank you - to the left, please. Oh, and you won't be needing those lovely ruby slippers anymore, my dear!
 * Robin: Have you got any idea where we are or what's going on?
 * Dorothy: I know it's not Kansas. They took my slippers.
 * Frodo: They took my ring, too.
 * Robin: And the Kryptonite I was holding.
 * MetalBeard: Any my treasure chest of ill-gotten booty...
 * Robin: Don't worry, MetalBeard. We'll get it back.
 * MetalBeard: Aar?
 * Robin: And then I will return to the rightful owners.
 * MetalBeard: Aar.
 * Lord Vortech: Excellent. Place them with the other elements. (Laughs) Bad guys? Excellent. To the right please.
 * Saruman: I am Saruman the White. I am not a 'bad guy'.
 * Joker: Pff! Please.
 * Lord Vortech: Look! Sauron!
 * Saruman: My Lord Saruman, it is I, your faithful serv-
 * 'Joker: Hahahaha!
 * Saruman: Oh. To the right you say?
 * Lord Vortech: If you don't mind. You'll find lots of fun weapons and we can offer you some excellent opportunities to use them.
 * Joker: Well, we'd have to be crazy to refuse that offer!
 * Lord Vortech: Mmm?
 * Joker: That means we're in.
 * Gandalf: Goodness, I almost lost my staff that time.
 * Wyldstyle: Same here Except with my lunch.
 * Gateway Keeper: Hey, nice job. You bought back the Shift Keystone.
 * Wyldstyle: Keystone? What's a keystone?
 * Batman: I'm guessing it's this.
 * Wyldstyle: Let's do this!
 * Batman: Urgh... Why do these things always have to be so... bright?
 * Gandalf: Oh!
 * Wyldstyle: Where are we?!
 * Batman: And why does everything look... Strange?
 * Homer: (Screams)
 * Krusty: Hey, hey, kids!
 * Batman: Enough TV. Let's figure why we're here.
 * Wyldstyle: I'm Wyldstyle! And I'm not a DJ!
 * Hans Moleman: Over here! Help me!
 * Wyldstyle: Time to see what a Msater Builder can really do!
 * Gandalf: I think this contraption could almost give shadowfax a run for his money!
 * Batman: Interesting. The markings on this device appear to be the same as on the Shift Keystone. Perhaps they're killed? Someone's trying to help us...
 * Batman: Hey!
 * Wyldstyle: Batman! Whoa!
 * Gandalf: Whoa!
 * Batman: Whoa! What the heck is going on?
 * Wyldstyle: I don't know.
 * Batman: Here we go again. That's right... It's the bat!
 * Lord Business: The Foundation Element has been located... It's in the... in the hands of an employee...
 * Computer System Warning: System compromised Self Destruct intizing in T-minus 3, 2, 1.
 * Gandalf: Self... what?
 * Computer SYstem Warning: Warning: Detonation.
 * Gandalf: Only part of the message was relayed. We need more information.
 * Batman: Alright... No more Mr. Nice Bat.
 * Lord Business: Do everything it takes to get hold of this employee, one Homer J... Sempson? ...Sempson? ...Sim... oh whatever. JUST GET HIM.
 * Computer System Warning: Second System compromised. Self Distruct intalallzing in T-Minus 3, 2, 1. Detonation.
 * Batman: Hmm... I think the tool for this job is in my other Batsuit...
 * Gandalf: This is Wizard's work... This creature is still alott, there must be more to it hidden away inside, keeping it alive...
 * Lord Business: Once we have the artfact we move back. Utilize The Asset and his secret weapon if there's any resistance.
 * Gandalf: We must retrieve the artefact before the enemies.
 * Computer System Warning: Proximitry Alert. Emergency Landing incoming. Raise in altitude suggested.
 * Batman: This says we're heading towards Springfield nuclear power plant. And that... Was our brakes.
 * Homer: It's not selling out, it's co-branding! Co-branding!
 * Gandalf: Ow. What do you suppose these internal contraptions want here?
 * Batman: Wyldstyle, your scanner.
 * Wyldstyle: There's something at the other end of the plant, maybe the keystone?
 * Batman: Let's check it out...
 * Homer: What do I do? What do I do? All right, brain. It's all up to you. Check core temperature... I just press this button... D'oh!
 * Batman: This is going to be like ACE Chemicals all over again!
 * Homer: Vent radioactive gas? N-O. Homer, your genius heh heh heh!
 * Batman: Is he deliberately trying to make things harder?
 * Homer: This is my chance to show everyone how professional I am.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah, someone else should probably take a look at this...
 * Lord Business: ...so what I'm saying is, why didn't you just cut a bigger hole?
 * Wyldstyle: Lord Business......
 * Lord Business: Wyldstyle? It "was" you meddling! Hey, I'd love to catch up, but I have to grab something and then destroy you and your friends, mmkay? Mmkay. Get the element.
 * Homer: Ow! Hoo-hoo! Ow, my thingies! I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. Oh my gosh, space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
 * Lord Business: That's the grabbing done. Now, what was the other thing?
 * Homer: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
 * Lord Business: Well it was nice of you guys to drop in but I don't have time to play. I'm a little busy.
 * Batman: Hmph. I've fought tougher enemies than this with my cowl backwards.
 * Gandalf: Some outside the box thinking is required here, I believe.
 * Lord Business: Look, this is a new gun okay. It needs a little time to charge so my goons will distract you, okay?
 * Wyldstyle: Ugh... Remind me not do that again...
 * Lord Busniess: Argh! Why are you so difficult? Just stay still and let me get you already! Really!? It's like you're just asking me to just attack you in lots of different and interesting ways. DO you mind? This is a NEW SUIT! We all know toxic waste gives you awesome super powers, so you just keep on trying that. Thanks!
 * Wyldstyle: I have literally no idea what do with this.
 * Lord Business: Tell him it's show-time. Look at that! Right into my hand!
 * Homer: Hey, get your own pants!
 * Lord Business: Hey, it's been great seeing you again, Wyldstyle, but I have somewhere less exploding to be. You know what to do.
 * Joker: Roll up, roll up and witness the hysterically hilarious, the riotously ridiculous, the marvelously mirthful... me! Well, if isn't my old pal Batsy...
 * Batman: Joker...
 * Joker: Ding-ding-ding! One point to the Dork Knight! Haha! But, you can tell me what this is? Too late! My experts say it's power unit. So let's use if it's got enough juice to wake up an old friend of yours, Bat-brain! I think it does!
 * Batman: Joker! What are you doing? Oh, not this again... Duck!
 * Joker: Ready for round two?!
 * Gandalf: I shall banish you to the fiery depths!
 * Joker: Hey! Now that's not very nice!
 * Batman: That's done it.
 * Joker: Don't forget to go out with a smile! Nice of you to come out and play.
 * Batman: Hitting him will interrupt his sequence and do some damage... but he's too far away!
 * Joker: Will you just PLAY NICE? It's not a show with out THE JOKER! That's me by the way.
 * Gandalf: The metal giant appears to have a strange contraption attached to it.
 * Batman: You just made a big mistake!
 * Joker: Ooh, this looks valuable... Nuh-uh! Hi, I'm going to need a taxi from the roof of Springfield Nuclear Power plant- Oh, never mind, one's here. Be seeing you around, Bat. Wooargh...
 * Gandalf: I'll take that, thank-you. Shall we?
 * Joker: ...and then they stole this shiny thing I found!
 * Lord Vortech: Chance meetings and setbacks to your petty pilfering do not concern me. We have the Foundation Element - that is all that maters.
 * Joker: Trust me, if you underestimate the Creped Crusader, you'll end up getting battered...
 * Gateaway Keeper: Three it is - the Chroma Keystone. Now we're talkin'.
 * Batman: Let's see what this one can do.
 * Gandalf: Oh dear... This is like that battle with the Balrog all over again...
 * Wyldstyle: My scanner's picking up a new dimension! No, wait... just a smudge on the screen. Never mind! Now where are we?
 * Master Chen: Hahaha! What a delightful surprise! More competitors for my tournament of elements! Did you arrange this, Clouse? No matter. I sense great power in them. Power that will soon be mine. You! Bring our guests... Up to speed!
 * Griffin Turner: Yes, Master Chen! Turner, Element of Speed and Time, you're up. Let's see how our new contenders fare!
 * Wyldstyle: When master builds go wrong!
 * Griffin Turner: You'll never keep up!
 * Master Chen: Hee heee haha hahaha!!!
 * Griffin Turner: Whoah! Who put that there?! I can't stop!... Wait, I'm so fast I can outrun this thing! Haha! Sure I can I... I can... (Gasps)... no... getting... tired... nooo...
 * Master Chen: only ONE can remain! Hahaha!! Hah ha ha! Very creative! Shall we say... 'Best of Three'? Gravis! Element of Gravity. He'll turn your world upside down! Heh heh heh!
 * Gandalf: you shall not pass! Prepare to see some fireworks!
 * Mastre Chen: Life time supply of Master Chen Noodles to the winner! Most interesting and entertaining! Guard bring me more popcorn! Now for your final foe... Karlof, Element of Metal! Now's your chance to prove your... well... METTLE! Ha-ha!
 * Karlof: Ha! This no problem for Karlof! Karlof crush you! Metal power! Karlof smash! Wuhhhhgggggg!
 * Master Chen: You-you cheated! Nobody cheats in my tournament! Nobody! Agh! Oooh!
 * Lex Luthor: That staff! Hand it over!
 * Master Chen: No! No more surprise guests! Uh-oh. Everyone! Stop him!
 * Batman: Whatever Lex Luthor wants with that staff, it won't be good. Come on!
 * Master Chen: Haha! You'll never find me! No-one has ever gotten through my maze of tunnels! You'll rot down here! Forever running in circles, never knowing where to turn! Hahaha! Welcome to my Serpentine Catacombs. So nice of you to hoin us down here! If it makes you feel any better, a man calling himself Lex Luthor is lost down here too. Perhaps you'll stumble across each other and then you'll be best buddies! Oh are you lost? Don't worry I'm SURE you'll get out eventually... Oh hey. I've sent some of my men to help you get out. They can be a bit heavy handed but just let them take care of you! Hehehehe!
 * Lex Luthor: Cheeeeen! I will find you!
 * Master Chen: Do you really think you went the right way just then?
 * Lex Luthor: This infernal maze!
 * Master Chen: No, don't go that way... Go THAT way! Hehehe!
 * Gandalf: I have been reborn... Again! Time to head to the Grey Havens.
 * Wyldstyle: Another keystone!
 * Gandalf: Behind you!
 * Saruman: Did you think my master would it so easy for you, Gandalf?
 * Gandalf: Saruman?! Have you abandoned all reason?
 * Saruman: Not at all, my friend.
 * Batman: A giant snake, is that all? I think you'll find we're tougher than you expect.
 * Saruman: Then I'll make sure he chews properly.
 * Wyldstyle: Something tells me this one's a little longer!
 * Batman: That's right... It's the bat!
 * Saruman: You cannot win! My master will rule all! I have seen it!
 * Gandalf: Saruman! Come to your senses. No victory can be had siding with evil. I implore you, stop this Madness Saruman!
 * Saruman: No!!
 * Wyldstyle: Move!
 * Gandalf: Oh!
 * Batman: Hand the staff over, Lex.
 * Lex Luthor: Batman... Come and get it. No one can defeat my impenetrable Power Suit!
 * Batman: Oracle, how do I defeat this thing? Ah, I'll just keep hitting it. Lex, this is low. Even for you. Stop this charade. Sorry, Lex, but you're brought this on yourself.
 * Lord Vortech: (Voice) You have failed me, Luthor!
 * Wyldstyle: What was that?
 * Batman: I don't know. What the-?
 * Master Chen: And now... Your punishment for cheating. Now, now. No need to get violent... I think we all need to COOL off!
 * P.I.X.A.L.: Help is required.
 * Master Chen: Ow! That one hurt! You know, you could just let me win... I mean, would it cost you the EARTH?!! Let's HEAT things up a bit, shall we? Ha! Good hit! Well, well... This is quite a battle, eh? I would even call it... ELECTRIFYING!
 * Gandalf: I think this contraption could almost give Shadowfax a run for his money! A little gaudy, but it's always good to have a spare.
 * Batman: We should keep them seperate.
 * Wyldstyle: Flying monkeys, giant robots, ninjas... Shall we find out what's next?
 * Lord Vortech: I'm very disappointed in you, Lex.
 * Lex Luthor: It's not my fault! You should have warned me Batman and his cronies would be there!
 * Lord Vortech: Batman, again? ...Well, if mice are scurrying through my property... ...Then I better put down some traps.
 * Batman: That staff's important somehow. Put it somewhere secure.
 * Gandalf: There.
 * Gateaway Keeper: This is the Elemental Phase Keystone. Also known as the Keystone with the fanciest name.
 * Wyldstyle: Shouldn't we arrived by now?
 * Batman: Yes. Something's up. Check your relic scanner.
 * Wyldstyle: Uh... Not good.
 * Gandalf: So what do we do?
 * The Doctor: Well I suggest you mind your heads! Hold on a sec! Not that you have a choice - you're stuck in a rift loop! C'mon! Don't just sit there, you've got bunch of monsters to meet.
 * Batman: Who are you? What did you do to us?
 * Wyldstyle: Is he always like this, Wyldstyle? I assumed I'd just caught him at a bad time before.
 * Wyldstyle; Uh, what?
 * The Doctor: I'm the Doctor. I locked on your scanner. Remember that.
 * Batman: Before? You said before.
 * The Doctor: Well spotted, Batman - go to the head of the class! This is the TARDIS. It travels in time. I've met you three before, but you haven't met me yet. That's time travel for you.
 * Batman: You're lying.
 * The Doctor: No. Here's your grapple gun.
 * Batman: Clearly a copy.
 * The Doctor: Again, no. Like I say, time machine - not a 3D printer. Just give me your grapple gun later. Okay, out you go.
 * Batman: Where are we?
 * The Doctor: Does it matter Call it, I dunno, "Dave". This is my phone number, you call it when you get into trouble and I'll help you out - I'm nice like that. Look, normally I'd come along with you, but if I cross my own time-stream here it'll rip a hole in the universe so big you could drive his ego through it. Anyway, good luck!
 * Gandalf: Can someone explain to me what's going on, please?
 * Wyldstyle: Not really, no. I think another Keystone's here.
 * Batman: So somewhere on this... moon... is a keystone. Let's hunt. Should be able to figure this out... I am Batman, after all. This might look simple but I've always got to be ready in case it's a trap...
 * Wyldstyle: Time to think outside the box!
 * Batman: The world's greatest detective strikes-again. This might look simple but I've always got to be ready in case it's a trap... There's some sort of spaceman picture here... it's incomplete. Might be a locking mechanism. This area looks like it's missing it's generator... but where did it go?
 * Wyldstyle: Get ready! It's Fisticuffs Friday!
 * Clara Oswald: Doctor? Doctor, is that you? Help me! Heeeelp! Okay, this isn't funny anymore.
 * The Doctor: The Doctor will see you now.
 * The Doctor: I could save the universe 3 times over before this 'baby' hits 88 miles per hour! Quickly - Back to the TARDIS!
 * 1st Doctor: Have you ever thought what It's like to be wanderers in the Fourth Dimension?
 * 4th Doctor: It's about time I found something better to do than run around after the Brigadier.
 * 5th Doctor: For some people. Small. Beautiful events are what life is all about!
 * 6th Doctor: Change. My dear. And it seems not a moment too soon.
 * 7th Doctor: Do you fancy a quick trip around the twelve galaxies and then back to Perivale in time for tea?
 * 8th Doctor: I'm a Doctor...But probably not the one you're expecting.
 * 9th Doctor: Your wish is my command. But be careful what you wish for.
 * 10th Doctor: I'm The Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasteroborous.
 * 11th Doctor: Hello. I'm the Doctor.
 * Clara Oswald: Phew! About time! I've been in there for hours. Now, run, you clever boy and remember me.
 * Wyldstyle: I have literally no idea what do with this.
 * Batman: Job done. Now let's power this place up.
 * Cyber-Controller: Upgrade complete. Organic informs located. You will become like us.
 * Batman: I don't think so.
 * Cyber-Controller: Hostillity Dectected. Failure to comply with upgrading is not an option.
 * Cybermen: You will become like us or you will be deleted! We are Cybermen, and you are inferior. Hostile elements will be deleted. Those who are not compatible for upgrade will be deleted.
 * Cyber-Controller: Delete! Delete! Delete!
 * Cybermen: Delete! Delete! Hostiles will be deleted! We will give you immortality.
 * Cyber-Controller: What is the meaning of this?! Memory scans detects you know of The Doctor! Allies of the Doctor are enemies of the Cybermen! This is not possible. The Cybermen are superior. You belong to us. You will become us.
 * Cybermen: You will not escape.
 * Cyber-Controller: You are incompatible! Delete! Delete! NOOOOO! You will perish under maximum deltetion. Upgrade process is... FAILING!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
 * Cybermen: Cybermen will bring unity to the Universe. We are the next level of mankind. We are human 2.0. Cyberman activate.
 * Gandalf: I believe this will take a bit more than an Eivlish incantation to solve.
 * Batman: I've got a gadget for situations like this.
 * Wyldstyle: Either I'm seeing things, or there's a cementary here.
 * Gandalf: I SHALL pass... this over to someone else. Aha! You cannot fool an Istari! A currious arrangement... It seems our senses cannot be trusted in this place, although these mysterious guardians appear to be all too real.
 * Batman: I'm Batman. Hey, who turned off the lights? Anything could jump out of the shadows. Be on your guard!
 * Wyldstyle: These statues are chasing us!... and these flickering lights aren't helping!
 * Batman: I think I'm going to need some help with this one.
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa! What are they?
 * Batman: I don't know.
 * Gandalf: At leastthey aren't those statues.
 * Dalek: Re-activitaing... Re-activiating... Hostiles located! Do not move!
 * Wyldstyle: Who? Us? We're not hostile, we're friends of the Doctor!
 * Dalek: The Doctor must be exterminated!
 * Wyldstyle: Well, more acquainyances, really, I didn't mean 'friend'.
 * Dalek: Daleks conquer and destory! You will be exterminated! Obey the Daleks! Locate the Doctor! Exterminate, annihilate, destroy! We are supreme beings! Enemies of the Daleks will be exterminated! Do not move!
 * Dalek Emperor: Silence!
 * Distracted Dalek: ...that is why I want to be a red dalek- Sorry.
 * Dalek Emperor: Ypu will tell us everything you know about the Doctor's plans.
 * Gandalf: To be honest, we don't really know everything.
 * Dalek Emperor: Then you will be exterminated! INITIATING SCALING STRATAGEM! PROTECT THE KEYSTONE. EXTERMINATE HOSTILE LIFEFORMS! MAXIMUM EXTERMINATION! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE DALEKS! CEASE YOUR ATTEMPTS TO STOP US! YOU WILL BEAR WITNESS TO OUR TRUE POWER AS THE SUPREME BEGINS! MY CONTROLS ARE BEING OVERRIDDEN! WEAPONS MALFUNCTION!? HELP MEEEEEE! ALERT! ALERT! I AM UNDER ATTACK! KEYSTONE MALFUNCTIONING! HELP MEEEEEE! HOSTILITY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! EXTERMINATE! THIS KEYSTONE WILL DEMONSTRATE THE MIGHT OF THE DALEK RACE! MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! YOU ARE THE PRISONERS OF THE DALEKS NOW! YOU WILL OBEY OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED! DIZZY! DIZZY! THE DOCTORS ASSOCIATES WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
 * Dalek: THE DALEKS MUST SURVIVE! IMPOSSIBLE! IMPOSSIBLE!!! WHAT IS THIS NOISE!? MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOOPPPPPPP!
 * Dalek Emperor: UNDER ATTACK! UNDER ATTACK!? NOOO, THIS CANNOT BE! THIS CANNOT BEEEEE! SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! EXPLAIIIIIN!? ...EXPLAAAAIIIIIIIIIIN!?!
 * Dalek: EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!!!
 * Dalek Emperor: BRING FORTH MORE DALEKS! MY BRETHERN... YOU MUST EXTERMINATE THE INTRUDERS!
 * Dalek: EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!
 * Dalek Emperor: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!? FAILURE IS NOT IN DALEK NATURE! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEE!?
 * Dalek Telephone Voice: Calling... The Doctor!... Ring Ring!... Is anybody there?
 * Gandalf: I think our time is at an end.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah, I don't think the Doctor's making house calls today.
 * Batman: Come on...!
 * Dalek Emperor: Doctor!
 * The Doctor: Look, before you start on me, if you will fire a shrink ray at a dimensionally transcendental time-machine, these accidents are going to happen.
 * Dalek Emperor: Exterminate him!
 * The Doctor: Hey, sorry about the shrinking, but you called me, remember?
 * Batman: About time, Doctor!
 * The Doctor: What?! Wait, do I know you?
 * Wyldstyle: Yes. And no. I'm Wyldstyle - we're the ones who called you.
 * The Doctor: Not the Daleks? Ah, that explains why they're so tetchy. Alright, get in!
 * Dalek Emperor: You will pay for this, Doctor!
 * The Doctor: Don't worry, you'll be fine. Just eat plenty of vegetables - excellent for growth. Right, one of you, start talking. And start with why that one's got pointy ears. Okay, I should be able to lock onto this no problem. Someone's using this rift technology like a Gallifreyan time scoop. They're pulling in monsters and madman from everywhere!
 * Batman: We noticed.
 * The Doctor: But that... should stop whoever's behind this tracking from you from now on. No more rift loops. Speaking of which, I whould go and rescue you from one.
 * Batman: You'll need this.
 * The Doctor: I usually take the stairs, but thanks. I'll go finish up with the Daleks and their pals.
 * Batman: And we'll deal with the rest.
 * The Doctor: Good. See you later. Or earlier.
 * Gandalf: What an odd fellow.
 * Gateway Keeper: The Scale Keystone. I'll handle it...
 * Gandalf: I have returned to aid the cause!
 * Police Officer: It's not Halloween yet, is it? You'll have to stay back, sir. It isn't safe here.
 * Sauron: You are right.
 * Police Officer: Wow. "A" for effort.
 * Batman: This is Metropolis...
 * Wyldstyle: It's Superman! He'll help us- Ohhhhh....
 * Batman: That's right, leave it to Batman, again.
 * Gandalf: Barad-dur!
 * Wyldstyle: What is that thing, Gandalf?
 * Gandalf: The Dark Tower, where Sauron dwells. if he is here, all is lost! We cannot hope to defeat him without Frodo. Without the one ring...
 * Batman: I see him. And the Keystone. Let's go! The city in chaos! This... 'Sauron' needs to be stopped right away!
 * Gandalf: Now what have we here?... This is Wizard's work...
 * Batman: That's... a Keystone device!
 * Sauron: Your suffering begins now...
 * Gandalf: I believe the correct course of action would be to do the same as the last time...
 * Sauron: You cannot hide...
 * Wyldstyle: Wow. Talk about your deja vu!... Wait... Didn't I say that already?
 * Batman: Urgh. Not again... Gotta hurry and deactivate the gateway...
 * Wyldstyle: Seriously? This think THIS is gonna slow me down? Why do I get the feeling that the worst is still to come? It looks like they've turned this place into a prison...
 * Gandalf: Sauron will enslave all of mankind...
 * Batman: Not on my watch!
 * Sauron: I... SEE... YOU...
 * Two Face: Well, well, if it isn't our old friend, Batman.
 * Batman: Two-face!
 * Gandalf: What have you done to that poor beast?
 * Two-Face: Given it a face-lift! Would you be interested in one?
 * Gandalf: I doubt it.
 * Two-Face: Then let me help you choose. Haeds or tails?
 * Batman: Harvey! No!
 * Wyldstyle: Ooh! Tails! It's okay. I get this almost half the time.
 * Two-Face: Sorry, it's heads.
 * Wyldstyle: What does heads mean?
 * Two-Face: That you lose yours!
 * Wyldstyle: Really starting to wish I'd brought a bag of peanuts... This keystone should help get closer to that... elephant-looking... thing!
 * Batman: Then'll teach Two-Face to be nicer to animals from now on.
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah! That takes care of that thing!
 * Sauron: He said you would come. To save the weak.
 * Batman: Who said...
 * Gandalf: Silence, fiend! You've fallen far, "Lord" Sauron. Serving another, now are you?
 * Sauron: I serve no-one, Gandalf Stormcrow! All serve me!
 * Wyldstyle: Idea for new name when I get tired of Wyldstyle: Stormcrow.
 * Dalek: NON-DALEK LIFE FORMS DETECTED! EXTERMINATE! ALL HAIL THE DALEKS! MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE!
 * Batman: Someone call for a robot plumber?
 * Dalek: THIS CANNOT BE! NO POWER IN THE UNIVERSE CAN STOP THE DALEKS! CRITICAL DAMGE DETECTED! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE DALEKS!
 * Wyldstyle: Think that did it - let's get going!
 * Sarumon: Gaaaaaahhh!!!
 * Batman: The Bat-Signal? Someone stole my Bat-Signal?! How that's going too far!
 * Sauron: You'll PAY for this outrage...
 * Gandalf: That's my old cart! Where in Middle-earth did they find that?
 * Sauron: I shall rule all...
 * Gandalf: I believe that... 'bus' has seen better days!
 * Sauron: How... Is this possible?
 * Gandalf: this is not your domain. You have no power here, Sauron, the Deceiver.
 * Wyldstyle: Some "lord". He didn't even have giant pants! No! Can someone give me a hand?! Oh, yeah, not him, though! Thanks!
 * Batman: Move!
 * Wyldstyle: This way!