Of Metal and Kats (SWAT Kats : The Radical Squadron)

Act One
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Enforcer 3#:

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Enforcer 3#:

SCENE END

Jake: (yawns)

TV announcer: Coming up next, It's an 80-hour Scaredy Kat Marathon! Right here on Channel 12......

(Jake turns off TV)

Chance: What the -

Jake: Guess what, Chancey-Boy? Today we're going to Mechanical school, So you're coming with me.

Chance: (whine) But, Jake. I wanna watch an 80-hour Scaredy Kat Marathon on Channel 12. And announcer says that it's on now!

Jake: (sighs) Now look, Chance. I'm in charge of my garage, and I'm taking care of it! 'Cause the answer is no!

Chance: But-

Jake: No buts! You have to come with me!

Chance: 

(walking the Mechanical School)

Chance:

Jake:

Chance:

(at Mechanical School)

Jake: Well, Chance. This is a hallway. And these are lockers where you can put on. It's an easier saying that it's done while packing these things.

Teacher: 

Jake:

(Chance ate his homework)

Teacher: Hey, what are you doing?! Bad dog! Give me that!

(at classroom)

Teacher:

Jake:

Chance: 

(at principal's office)

Principal: Now look you two. I'm very disappointed today and that's finally that!

Jake:

Chance:

Principal:

(while walking back to Jake and Chance's garage)

Jake: Since your teacher and your principal said no. We need to talk!

Chance: (whine) But you don't have to understand that. You said if the teacher and principal said that I may watch an 80-hour Scaredy Kat marathon on TV!

(inside Jake and Chance's garage)

Jake: As much of my mind, I

Chance: 

Jake:

Chance: (fingers to cover ears) Blah blah blah blah blah blaaah! Can't hear ya! La la la la la la laaaa! (Jake hits Chance) Ai-yee!

Jake: (angry) Excuse me, Chance?! I'm keep talking right here, right now!

Chance: (imitating Muttley) Sassafras ya rowl rowl Grrrrrrrrr! (barking)

Jake: Hey, what are ya do- Chance! Calm down here! Heel! Heel! (clap hands) All right! Sit! (Chance sits like a dog) Turn around! (Chance turns around) Hop! (Chance pounce like a dog) And roll it over! (Chance rolls over) Good Boy! (pats Chance)

Chance: (panting) Bark bark bark bark bark!

Jake: (giggles) Man, Looks like you need a food, you need anything to drink. Then I guess you want some Kat-Nips. Mmmm It's irresistible and guaranteed Kat shapes! Kat shaped! Get it? (giggles)

Chance: Oh boy! Kat-Nips! Yummy in my tummy! Cowabungaaa! (gobbles a box full of Kat-Nips)

Jake: 

Chance:

SCENE END

(at Mechanical School)

Teacher:

Principal:

Teacher:

Principal:

Male Mob #1:

Male Mob #2:

Female Mob:

Male Mob #3:

Principal (in Mac's voice): You see.....I'm the only one who sends them to the office and got suspended immediately!

Teacher (in Molly's voice): Yeah, Time to put the SWAT Kats an F stamp once it for all!

Teacher and Principal: (evil laughs)

Act Two
Callie:

Jake:

Callie:

Jake:

Callie:

Jake: 

Feral: Now, look here you failure kats! This is Megakat City, and there will be no dogs allowed in the entire world!

Razor: You look here, Feral! This is our Turbokat, And he's a total trustworthy mutt!

Feral: But I do not about this stupid mutt!

(T-Bone angry growls like a dog and barks)

Razor: 

Feral:

Razor:

SCENE END

(walking in the street)

Razor: You see. The teacher's giving an F. and it missed it. From now on, Mayor's in charge of that Callie once it a while, And it certainly does that Feral's job. (T-Bone stops and sniffs a fire hydrant) T-Bone, Come on already! (keeps walking) As usual, Callie's taking a terrific care of business for Mayor in a meantime. My own chances to