The Bitcoin Entanglement


 * Sheldon: Oh, Stuart, good. I was wondering, will you be accepting Bitcoin?
 * Stuart: Well, I don't know what that is, but it's got "coin" in it, and my cash register doesn't, so yeah.


 * Sheldon: I have grudges that go back to preschool. Someday, I'm gonna find a grown-up Elaine Dwyer and eat her favorite crayon while she watches.
 * Amy: Is that why there's an Elaine Dwyer on our guest list?


 * Penny: I thought you were looking at a cliff on the beach.
 * Amy: We were, but Sheldon didn't like any of them. Some were too beachy, some were too cliffy.
 * Sheldon: And all of them were too outsidey.


 * Howard: Do you think Zack stole it?
 * Penny: No, he doesn't know how to steal Bitcoin. I mean, he waves at trucks.


 * Sheldon: Hmm who could it have been?
 * Amy: Sheldon, what did you do?
 * Sheldon: I plotted my revenge. If you get a dish, I'll serve you some cold.


 * Stuart: I'm, uh, I'm running a special today, uh, buy something, keep having a comic book store to come to.


 * Penny: Hello Leonard. I was gonna write you an email, but I’m a little drunk and spelling is a sober person’s game. I feel I owe you’s planation. I’m sorry.Us planation.
 * Sheldon: Penny. {Knock-knock-knock}. Penny. {Knock-knock-knock}. Penny. {Knock-knock-knock}.
 * Penny: Sheldon, go away I’m making a video.
 * Sheldon: I’m sorry. I’ll come back when you’re alone.
 * Penny: No, no, no. I am alone. I’m just telling Leonard why I broke up with him.
 * Sheldon: Oh, he knows that. The video I want to see is why you went out with him in the first place.
 * Penny: I went out with him because he’s great. If I kept going out with him I probably would have married him and it’s a little scary because I don’t think I’m ready for that. you know. Plus I have got to learn how to spell “Hofstadter” and I know there’s a "D" in there but it keeps moving every time I try and write it. Sheldon what do I do?
 * Sheldon: Try to pass out face down so you don’t choke on your vomit.
 * Penny: I am NOT gonna pass out, but thank you anyway.