Lyon of Scrimmage


 * Adam: [to Coach Gills] Excuse me ma'am, but these plays aren't so hard to remember.

[puts away football playbook]
 * Adam: Rollout Option Pass, the offensive line blocks down to prevent a defender from following the pulling guard and the tight end double teams the OT's man. If the defender changes the cover to block, the Quarterback runs behind his two blockers, sending the play into second option.




 * Kid: [to Adam] You forgot your lunch, monkey boy! [a banana is thrown at Adam]




 * Mr. Hornbill: Which reptile has poor eyesight?
 * Ingrid: Snakes!
 * Mr. Hornbill: Correct, Ingrid. Here's your treat.

[Slips puts glasses on]
 * Mr. Hornbill: Which reptile has no ears?
 * Ingrid: Snakes!
 * Mr. Hornbill: Correct again. [Slips's glasses fall]