Comet's Excellent Adventure

[The opening teaser; in the living room...]

Stephanie: [emerging from the kitchen – through the main side] It's not in the kitchen.

Michelle: We have to find it, it's gonna start soon.

Danny: [emerging from the kitchen – through the laundry room side] I checked the washer, I checked the dryer, I even checked the linen trap, nothing.

Joey: [coming downstairs] Hey guys, good news!

Danny, Stephanie & Michelle: You found it?

Joey: No, but I found this bear claw in my slipper.

D.J.: [coming in through the front door] It's not outside, it just disappeared.

Becky: [coming downstairs with Alex] Well, we checked all the boys' secret hiding places.

Jesse: [coming downstairs with Nicky] It's official: the remote is lost!

[Everyone sits down.]

Danny: Well, one of us could actually walk to the TV and hit the power button.

Alex: No way!

[Comet walks in from the kitchen with the remote clenched between his teeth.]

D.J.: Look, Comet's got it!

Michelle: Quick, on boy! [The power button gets hit, the TV comes on, and the intro starts, as the Full House logo flies out from their TV and fills the screen.]

[Michelle takes Comet out for a walk – but for him, it's a run.]

Michelle: Comet, slow down! [He finally stops.] What have we been feeding you?

[Then a car with a big hot dog on its roof passes by, with its horn playing 'Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?'. Comet starts following it, causing his leash to slip from her grasp.]

Michelle: [trying to chase him] Comet, come back! Simon Says come back! Michelle Says come back! Comet, stop! [She stops right before the crosswalk.] I'm not allowed to cross the street [alone]!

[After the break, Stephanie finds Michelle sitting on the curb of the street corner.]

Stephanie: Hey, Michelle. Michelle, what are you doing here?

Michelle: I lost Comet.

Stephanie: You what?!

Michelle: I was walking him and he ran away from me!

Stephanie: Michelle, you know you're not supposed to walk him by yourself.

Michelle: Uncle Jesse said it was OK!

Stephanie: He would never say that!

Michelle: I don't care if you believe me or not. I just wanna find him.

Stephanie: Michelle, you really messed up big time. Which way did he go?

Michelle: [pointing in the direction of the hot dog car, as the camera cuts to a wide shot] That way. He was chasing a humongous wiener.

Stephanie: [scoffs] Yeah, right. In a big giant bun.

Michelle: You saw it, too?

Stephanie: Stop it, OK?! We have to find him. Come on. [They cross the street together, as she takes her sister by the hand.]

Michelle: Comet!

Stephanie: Here, boy!

[Near the Golden Gate Bridge, D.J. has just broken up with Nelson Burkhard. But there's even more bad news, as Stephanie and Michelle arrive.]

Stephanie: Deej, Comet's lost.

D.J.: What?! What happened?

Michelle: Uncle Jesse said I could walk him, and he ran after a giant hot dog.

Stephanie: Would you give up that stupid hot dog story?!

Michelle: I told you a million times it's true.

D.J.: Look, I wouldn't care if he was chasing a fruit cup.

Michelle: Why would he chase a fruit cup? He likes hot dogs.

D.J.: Whatever, let's go find him.

Nelson: You know what? Why don't you guys take my limo? You can cover more ground that way.

D.J.: Thanks, Nelson [gives him a peck on the cheek].

Kimmy: Goodbye. [She gives him a big kiss on the mouth, and then hands him a card with her...] Here, phone, fax, beeper. I'm freeway close. Call me anytime. [The girls hop into the limo and drive off.]

[In the basement, Jesse's not happy with Joey messing up his "one-man band", and asks him to leave. But before he can do so, the phone rings.]

Jesse: Uh, could you answer that for me, pally?

Joey: Sure, buddy.

Jesse: I always liked you.

Joey: You're my friend. [He picks up the phone.] Tanner residence.

Michelle: [as she's peeking out from the limo roof (see Gallery)] Joey, it's me.

Joey: Oh, hello Michelle.

Michelle: Don't get mad, but we got a big, big problem.

Joey: What's wrong, honey?

Michelle: Comet ran away and we can't find him anywhere.

Joey: Oh no, Michelle. How could this happen?

Michelle: Uncle Jesse said to walk him.

Joey: What?! Jesse, did you give Michelle permission to walk Comet by herself?

Jesse: Of course not. I remember exactly what happened. I was on the phone, I was kind of busy and she was bugging me. She said, 'Can I walk Comet?', and I said... [making a disgusted face and sound] I'm an idiot. [Then as he continues playing around with the wires, his carelessness causes a spark from those wires.]

[In town, we find the girls, when the car with the hot dog drives by...]

Michelle: Stop! Stop the car! There it is!

[They stop the limo and exit.]

D.J.: Come on guys, let's go. Where there's a wiener, there's a hungry dog. Comet's got to be around here somewhere.

Stephanie: Comet!

D.J.: Here, boy!

Stephanie: Michelle, I'm really sorry I didn't believe you.

Michelle: That's all right. Once I lied to you and you did believe me.

Kimmy: Hey twerp, are you really sure that's the car you saw?

Michelle: [sarcastically] No Kimmy, there's millions of giant hot dogs driving around.

Kimmy: Well, that's gonna make our job even tougher.

[They all call Comet. He passes in one of the cable cars behind them, with his 'girlfriend' dog.]

[Jesse, Joey, and the twins are driving around...]

Joey: Hey Jess, pull over.

Jesse: Why are we at Coit Tower?

Joey: I take Comet for walks up here. Maybe he came back. I'm just trying to think like a dog.

Jesse: Last time you did that, you bit the mailman.

Joey: He was teasing me.

Jesse: We don't have time for this, biscuit brain. Every second we spend here, the dog's getting further away, and Michelle's gonna hate me more and more.

Joey: Well, compared to Danny, Michelle's gonna be a love fest.

Jesse: Oh, Danny. That's right. He's down at the Wharf doing a remote with Becky. What are we gonna tell him?

Joey: We're not gonna tell him anything. You're gonna tell him.

Alex: Daddy, look! Up there!

Jesse: Yeah I know boys; it's a giant tower. If we wanna find Comet, we have to look for a giant fire hydrant.

[As he drives away, the camera zooms up to show Comet and his 'girlfriend' in the tower.]

Twins: Bye bye!