Bass Masters

[The episode begins at the woods and the river.]

Announcer: Good morning, It's dawn! So grab your pole and put you in the water. Cause it's time for... [Screen was moving at the house.] Bass Masters! These are the trophies of a lifetime. They represent the tramps of a true sportsmen. A man who is taking a mare smort, and elevated to the level of fine art. The lake if is campus. The fish is paint. The hook is paintbrush. And now, let us join the master basser himself, Ren Hoek!

Ren: Oh, hello folks. On today's show, we search for a grand daddy of all fish. The legendary full of bass. And we're get going. As soon I'm finish for my hook-ear fly.

Fly: COME ON, MAN! RETAB HIM ON! I'M A MAN! I CAN'T TAKE IT!

Ren: Well, it's 5am. Time to wake up my assistance Stimpy. HEY, LAZYBONES! TAKE YOUR WORTHLESS BUTT OF THE BED NOW!!! AND DON'T FORGET THE WORMS!!!

Stimpy: Okey dokey, Ren. Wake up babies, time to go to work. [Stimpy has full of worms.]

Ren: Curing the acquitment is a lot easier when you share the loaf. I've got the taco and Stimpy got the bay. Well, here we are at the boat. Ain't he abeaute? [On deleted scene] And now to store of gear. [Ren drops the gear at the boat] Just a few more esisities. [Ren kisses the tool and drops the esisities at the boat. Ren drops the big bomb at the boat. Ren drops the controller at the boat. Ren kisses the bear. Ren drops the bear in the cage at the boat.]

Stimpy: Thank you. [Stimpy drops the picnic basket at the boat.] Thank you! GROSIEST!

Ren: HEY WORMBOY! LOOK AT THIS STUPID BOAT AND QUIT FOOLING AROUND! [The screen moves at the Ping Ping Fedral Penitentiary. The stranger (as Wilbur Cobb) was escaped to jail. Wilbur Cobb pants. Wilbur Cobb looks at Ren and Stimpy are on the boat]

Ren: Alright, First mate. ANCHORS AWA-

Wilbur Cobb: Hold on! Come in aboard! [Wilbur Cobb jumps on a boat.] Now tell me about your goodiest hickies tetris waters. We're in the England guide. You'll be $2 are in affectial. You need to help me, to big uhh.. teeth uhhhh... Eddie uhh... LIGHTNING FROG! Yeah and he likes frog! The greatest whole lotta bunch a, a bunch a c-

Ren: ALRIGHT ALREADY! You can go! [Wilbur Cobb and Stimpy was screaming excitedly.] When fishing for the grand lunger. All we have to do is sit back and wait. [Wilbur Cobb and Stimpy are going fishing.]

Fish: YOOHOO! Hey hey hey, over here! Over here! [Wilbur Cobb and Stimpy waves a Fish, All the fish are arrived in the water. All the fish says "Hey hey hey, over here!"]

Stimpy: Uhh, excuse me Ren but I-I-I think we should move the-

Ren: Shut up, you're missing a spot.

Wilbur Cobb: Now you want my advice..

Ren: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!? THIS IS THE RIGHT SPOT!!! NOW SHUT UP OR YOU'LL SCARE AWAY THE FIIIISH!!!! [Wilbur Cobb and Stimpy are stay silence. Fades that night. Fades that pink sky, Ren, Stimpy and Wilbur Cobb stays cold. Stimpy coughs. Ren was very angry.] THAT'S IT! Hose up every one, no use fortune now. You just scared away all the fish! [Wilbur Cobb looks at Stimpy] Hello folks, here we are again. I think that eediot with his smelly friend scare all the fish away. We just have to learn the fish back. That's why I fixed up a nice big pill of chum. Which is just look at that. Mmm-mmm-mmm. [On deleted scene] You know, it's funny. All this stuff is, is fish logs and catalog. But the fish goes right for it. [Ren drops the chum at the water. Fishes was excited. Fishes was drinking chum] Yes sir, fish will be here any minute. [Wilbur Cobb was massaging Stimpy. Stimpy got the a fish whistle]

Stimpy: Oh boy! Looky big rubber. A fish whistle! [Stimpy blows the fish whistle. Fish hops on the boat.]

Wilbur Cobb: Calm down, Girly. You'll scare away the fish. [Wilbur Cobb bonks the fish]

Fish: Oh, thanks man. I needed that.

Stimpy: Kracky Jacks.

Fish: Yeah! I have had these as a frozen egg. [Fish eats the Kracky Jacks]

Stimpy: Oh boy, this is the life, eh, fellas?

Ren: [growls] How do you like that!? These morons are catching MY fish with Kracky Jacks! [Fish was eating chum with Fishy's mouth. Fish toy are floating the water] Okay, we've got our fishy treze out and a hard polelotures loaded. You see, Fish love to loyaler. And they went see watching the fish hanging around, they can't resist the erge to join in! And my king fishing extacts tell me with my pray it's at hand.

Salesman (as fish): Howdydoo, neighbor! Howdydoo, neighbor! Howdydoo, neighbor! [at Ren] Howdydoo, neighbor! Why did you do one of these dips for? Hmmm, still using these outmoded fish mithets, eh? Your fish are one of those tricks. You've got to be modern of today! And I've got my space age answer your animation means right here. A cop code pocket weasel! Kayrondee can catch a jelly and fish! And it fits in your pocket.

Ren: A jelly and fish, huh? WOW! [Ren put the cop code pocket weasel in his pocket.] Hey, it does feel in my pocket. [Cop Code Pocket razors the Ren's bottom parts and underwear was showing.]

Stimpy: HEY, I wanna try. Ohh, that's nice. Huh? [Fish are in the Stimpy's pocket] Well, look at that!

Ren: WHA?!?

Stimpy: A 10 pound of rabby. Go get yourself a rough down, kiddo.

Fish: Yeah, thanks Stimpy. [dashs offscreen]

Salesman (as fish): HEY! Save me some Kracky jacky!

Ren: Well, hold up a minute! I just wanna know ONE thing! What's your secret?

Stimpy: It's easy, Ren. I speak fish. Watch me now. [Stimpy goes in the water. Stimpy are singing bubblingly. All the Fishes was going to the boat, Cuts to Stimpy, Stimpy joins All the fishes on the boat. Ren knocks his head on the floor.] Alright everybody, make yourself at home. Would you like one of my sausage?

Ren: Well, there he is! Mr. Fish talk! This talk is also WRONG, YOU'VE CHEATING! I DESERVE THIS FISH! ME! Come here, you! YOU TOO! IT'S YOU GUYS TOO, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!

Old Fish: [offscreen] Just one GOSH DARN DANG DING DONG TATTLE FREAKING MINUTE!!!

Fish: Robert. It's Robert the Foul-Mouth Bass!

Robert: [to Ren] DROP THOSE DANG BLASTED FISH! Look at you, Mr. Big Shot sportsmen. YOU with your DANG FANCY gear and MOTHER FANCY SIDETIFICIT within. But what are we fish champ, HUH!? NOTHIN. Nothing but.. shattered nerves and fish hooks. SEE? [Robert's tongue are full of hooks and strings.] The trouble of jerks like YOU is... you don't understand FISH!

Ren: I.. I could you to learn.

Robert: Well, I shouldn't be nice. But, okay. Ya see, the trick is you gotta think like a fish. So why don't YOU jump in the lake and swim around and I'll try to catch ya.

Ren: [rips off his clothes] OKAY! [jumps in the water and hides in the log. Ren tries to look at the fish.]

Stimpy: Rather Ren was riding today?

Robert: Nah, nothing yet. [Ren looks at the worm toy. Ren screams bubbling excitedly.] What a minute. [Ren tries to catch the worm toy.] I think... [Ren was about to bite the worm toy.] Yes? Yes? [Ren was open his mouth really wide and bites the worm toy. Ren was so freezed shockedly. Fades to Ren as The Dumb Bass. Ren blinks] And that's how your old grandma landed that pesky creature! [The iris was stop to Ren. Ren blinks in 2 seconds. 2 seconds later, The iris was shutting completely at the end of the episode.]