How Ant-Man and the Wasp Should Have Ended


 * Wasp: Tell Hope I love hre!
 * Ant-Man: No, wait! Oh no, she went subatomic and saved everyone! Everyone except me. Time for my trusty convenineANTS! Save me ants! Oh, yeah, this missile travels faster than ants can fly... Well, poop.


 * Ant-Man: My bad guys.


 * Wasp: Dad, are you seeing this?
 * Hank: Hope, get out of there!
 * Wasp: Okay! Oh, can you not fly? That's too bad. You guys probably better get the lab out of here. I'll just catch up later.
 * Hank: Yeah, okay. Good idea. We'll leave a hot wheel for ya.
 * Luis: Hey, man. I got this serious problem with this pointless security system job that's happening tomorrow morning. Why don't you tell me where you at. So I can come over there. You can help me fix it.
 * Scott: I don't think that's such a good idea, man. It's a it's just not a good time right now.
 * Luis: No, no, no, no. No. No, you've gotta help me out, bro. This is like a serious part of the story for real.
 * Scott: I'm sorry. Gotta go. Bye.
 * Guy: Where is Scott Lang? Literally speaking!
 * Luis: That's what I've been trying to tell you. He wouldn't tell me. I think he must be in some kind of trouble. Or he was trying top work with its girlfriend, you know. Otherwise, he for sure tell me because me and him are like best friends, you know. But I asked him is like. Hey, Luis... You're my best friend and I tell you everything but I can't right now. So I got to tell you later. Bye!
 * Ghost: CRAP!
 * All: AAAGH!!!!!
 * Luis: It's a Girl Ghost!
 * Hope: Change of plans.
 * Luis: Ooo! Are we gonna go like on a awesome car chase through San Francisco? Even through we have a criticity small amount of time to save your Mom?
 * Hope: Not exactly.
 * Guy: What the? Where'd she go? What the heck is she doing? AAAAGH!
 * Guy 2: Oh man! What are we go