Valentine's Day (Camp Lazlo)


 * Commander Hoo-Ha: Now, I know what you're all asking yourselves why did Hoo-Ha bring his daughter here, hmm? The answer is simple: I have decided that she is at proper age to know what a boy is.
 * Patsy: Daddy, I know what a boy is...
 * Commander Hoo-Ha: Dup-dup-dup-dup! [picks Lazlo up] This, pumpkin, is a boy.
 * Patsy: Hi, Lazlo!
 * Lazlo: Ahem. Hoo-Ha's your dad?
 * Patsy: Duh!
 * Commander Hoo-Ha: No fraternizing with my pumpkin! Fraternizing leads to liking. And if a boy wants to like my Pumpkin [puts his hands next to both sides of Patsy's eyes], not just like, I mean like like, WHO COULD SAY WHAT I'D DO?! [Hoo-Ha is so angry that he blew his top, which flies in front of the Beans and catches fire and disappears] Well I don't have to worry about that, do I? ISN'T THAT RIGHT?!
 * [Slinkman, Edward, Raj, and Clam shake in fear]
 * Samson: You really have to beat me up?


 * Commander Hoo-Ha: Which one is it?