My Boyfriend's Jackson & There's Gonna Be Trouble


 * Jackson: [mimicking Miley] "Don't bother switching the limos tonight, nobody's following us!" I am so smart BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!




 * Hannah: Actually, I've got some news about me and Jackson.
 * Audience: Ooooooo! (with excitment)
 * Hannah: No, it's kinda serious.
 * Audience: Ooooooooooo!!(frustrated)
 * Hannah: The truth is...me and Jackson are...
 * Jackson: [runs into room] Totally and completely in love! (bouncing around the stage like the Tom Cruise on the couch on the Oprah show) I love Hannah Montana! I love Hannah Montana! I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA!! (rips open sweatshirt to reveal a custom-made shirt that reads Jacksannah)




 * Robby: Jackson I'm gonna ask you a question I never had to ask one my kids before. Why didn't you break up with your sister?


 * Jackson: [looking cheesed off] "Madonna's a cat?! I'm at a birthday party, in a tent, for a CAT?!" [sarcastically] "What's for dessert, chocolate mousse or chocolate mouse?"