The Isolation Permutation


 * Amy: Wait for !
 * Sheldon: Wha.. you're leaving?
 * Amy: Sheldon, sometimes you forget, I'm a lady. And with that comes an -fueled need to page through thick, glossy magazines that make me hate my body.


 * Sheldon: Stand back! While I turn this conversation into a conver-sensation.
 * Leonard: How long will it take for Mad Cow disease to kill me?
 * Amy: Four, five years.
 * Leonard: No, that's not gonna do it.


 * Leonard: I would have been a great jockey had I not been too tall.


 * Sheldon: Leonard, in your own simple way, you may be the wisest of us all.


 * Amy: I was hoping you wouldn't notice. Irene was always a slave to a good bargain, and sadly as it turned out, s.


 * Sheldon: She sounds . I don't like weepy, let's go.
 * Leonard: She's your friend! Step up. (Leonard imitates Sheldon's knock) (knocks 3x) Amy, (knocks 3x) Amy, (knocks 3x) Amy. Bye. (walks away)
 * Sheldon: Where are you going?!
 * Leonard: I'm single; I don't need this crap.


 * Sheldon: Would you like to talk about it? And keep in mind that 'no' is a perfectly viable answer.


 * Amy: Oh, look. It’s Sheldon and little Leonard. Hi, little Leonard.
 * Leonard: Hi, Amy.
 * Amy: (to Sheldon) Hey, Cuddles.
 * Leonard: "Cuddles"?
 * Sheldon: Yes, "Cuddles". We cuddled. Grow up, Leonard.
 * Leonard: Amy, what are you doing here?
 * Amy: Well, I came here to get a bottle of wine like Penny taught me to do when you're sad.
 * Leonard: Yeah, but why didn't you go back to your apartment?
 * Amy: Didn't you go to high school, Leonard? s are where all the cool kids hang out. Not that the rat bastards ever invited me.
 * Leonard: Maybe we should get you home.
 * Amy: Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on. Sheldon, what would it take for you to go into that liquor store, buy a bottle of hooch, take me across the street to that motel, and have your way with me?
 * Leonard: Yeah, Sheldon, what would it take?
 * Sheldon: I'm begging both of you, please, let's go.
 * Leonard: Okay. Come on. Upsy-daisy.
 * Amy: Whee! Ooh, finally someone found second base.


 * Amy: Sheldon, I’m going to ask you something, and I’d like you to keep an open mind.
 * Sheldon: Always.
 * Amy: At this moment, I find myself craving human intimacy and physical contact.
 * Sheldon: Oh, boy. You know ours is a relationship of the mind.
 * Amy: Proposal: one wild night of torrid lovemaking that soothes my soul and inflames my loins.
 * Sheldon: Counter proposal: I will gently stroke your head and repeat, "aw, who's a good Amy?"
 * Amy: How about this? French kissing, seven minutes in heaven culminating in second base.
 * Sheldon: Neck massage, then you get me that beverage.
 * Amy: We cuddle. Final offer.
 * Sheldon: Very well. Oh, boy. (they cuddle awkwardly)
 * Amy: I’m just saying, second base is right there.


 * Amy: This is us. Bernadette, you are the analytical, scientific left hemisphere. Penny, you’re the creative, spontaneous right hemisphere. And where’s Amy? She’s right here, the sad little tumor no one wants to go dress shopping with.