It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

[The scene begins with Linus and Lucy going to buy a pumpkin. Linus finds an apple and eats it, then throws it in the trash can. Then he kicks the leaves on the ground. When they got to the pumpkin patch, Lucy wants to have a perfect pumpkin. Linus found the small pumpkin, but that's not it. Then he tries the medium one, but that's not it either. Then Linus got the big pumpkin and that's right. Lucy was now thrilled that Linus found the biggest pumpkin. Then they had to get through the fence. Linus's pumpkin was too wide to get through so he decides to roll it around the fence. He rolls the pumpkin around trying to keep up. He started to get too close to her. Linus tries to stop but then rolls along and bumps into the porch. Lucy then gives him an annoyed look on her face and storms to the house. Linus carries the heaviest pumpkin with him. Lucy puts sheets to keep the floor clean. Linus lays the heavy pumpkin down]

Linus: Whew!

[Lucy then comes back with a knife. Then she slices the top of the pumpkin and pulls the pulp off of it]

Linus: (sadly) Ohhhh! You didn't tell me you were gonna kill it! (cries)

[The scene then cuts to the trick-or-treaters walking across the spooky place. Bats flew out of the abandoned house, pumpkins magically appear glancing a them, skeletons dance around, a cat appears in front of them, and a witch flies over them. Then they hide in the pumpkin patch. They then pop up to see that it's clear. "It's the great pumpkin" logo appears on the pumpkin as a ghost pops up. The second pumpkin then reads "Written by Charles M. Schultz" as the other trick-or-treaters pop up. An owl flies right onto the screen]

[The scene then goes to Snoopy relaxing when he sees a leaf on the ground. He blows it in the air and brings it all the way to the leaf pile that Charlie Brown made]

Charlie Brown: Thanks, ol pal.

[Linus is licking his wet sucker when he sees a pile of leaves he wants to jump in]

'''Linus: CHARGE!! '''(runs at full speed and jumps into the pile) Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

[Charlie Brown gives a waving fist while Snoopy snarls with rage. Then Lucy comes with a football]

Lucy: Say, Charlie Brown. I've got a football. How about practising a few place kicks. I'll hold the ball and you come running and kick it.

Charlie Brown: Oh brother! I don't mind this endynasty. Having much pitchers of mind you're kidding with me. You must think I'm stupid.

Lucy: Oh, come on, Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown: No!

Lucy: I'll hold it steady.

Charlie Brown: (walks to the other side and pouts) No!

Lucy: Please?

Charlie Brown: You just want me to come running up to kick that ball, so you can pull it away and see me land flat on my back and kill myself.

Lucy: This time, you can trust me. (shows a document to Charlie Brown) See, here's a signed document testifying when I promised not to pull it away.

Charlie Brown: It is signed. It's a signed document. I guess if you have a signed document in your position, you can't go wrong. This year, I'm really gonna kick that football.

[Charlie Brown runs 5 miles (10 km) very fast going to kick the football. But as he tries to kick it, Lucy pulls it away]

'''Charlie Brown: AAAAUGH! '''(thud)

Lucy: The failure thing about this document, it was never notarized.

[The scene then cuts to Linus who is writing a letter to the Great Pumpkin]

Linus: (voiceover) Dear, Great Pumpkin. I'm looking forward to your arrival on Halloween night. I hope you will bring me lost of presents. (Charlie Brown then comes over)

Charlie Brown: Who are you writing to, Linus?

Linus: This is the time of the year of the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch and flies through the air bringing presents to all the children.

Charlie Brown: You must be crazy. What if you're going to stop believing in something that isn't true.

Linus: When you stopped believing in the red suit and a white beard who goes "Ho ho ho".

Charlie Brown: They're obviously seperated by domination differences.

[As Charlie Brown exits, Linus continued writing]

Linus: (voiceover) You must get discouraged because more people believe in Santa Claus than in you. (Snoopy then comes over) Well, lets face it. Santa Claus has had more publicity. But being number two, perhaps you tried harder.

[Snoopy then laughs as he passes Lucy. Lucy then gets mad and throws Snoopy away. She sees Linus writing as she grabs him in the shirt collar]

Lucy: Not again! Writing a letter to a stupid pumpkin? You made me a laughing stock of the neighborhood. All I talk is my little brother who always writes to the great pumpkin. (shakes her fist) You'd better cut it out right now or I'll pound you! (storms away)

Linus: There are three things I've never even learned about: religion, pollitics and the great pumpkin.

[As Linus writes, Patty comes over]

Patty: You're wasting your time. The Great Pumpkin is a fake. (exits the house)

Linus: (voiceover) Everyone tells me you are a fake, but I believe in you. P.S. If you really are a fake, don't tell me. I don't wanna know. (Sally then comes over)

Sally: What are you doing Linus?