Fibber


 * Lilo: [after Fibber beeped at all the lies Pleakly's family had said] Hey, Fibber's been beeping. All that mean stuff your family just yelled at you must not be how they really feel.
 * Pleakley: It wasn't?
 * Lilo: Why else would Fibber have been beeping?
 * Pleakley: So... Burdley doesn't hate me.
 * Burdley: [ashamed] No. I don't hate you. I never did! I was just... jealous! I mean, look at you! You're tall, you're handsome, you're a babe magnet.
 * Pleakley: [looks at Fibber] He didn't beep. It must be true. I'm a babe magnet!
 * Pixley: And you're creative, too. I've felt inferior to you my whole life.
 * Pleakley: But you're the CEO of a galaxy!
 * Pixley: I was only trying to be better than you, and what did it get me? A high-powered career, a custom shoe closet, and bone-sheering loneliness!
 * David: Your shoes have their own closet?
 * Pleakley's Mom: [cries] It's all my fault! I pushed you all too hard! I just wanted my children to be happy!
 * Pleakley: But Mom, I am happy.
 * Pleakley's Mom: Oh, don't be ridiculous! How can you be happy?! You're not even married!
 * Pleakley: I don't wanna be married, Mother. I'm happy just as I am.
 * Burdley: Then... can I marry Nani?
 * Nani and David: No!
 * Burdley: Oh.
 * Pleakley: You know, I'm even happier now that I know that you all really love me. You do, right?
 * Pleakley's Mom and Burdley: Well...
 * Pixley: Well, you're not perfect.
 * Nani: Perfect? Try living with a sister who pours grape jelly in your socks.
 * Lilo: Are a sister who hogs the bathroom for hours.
 * Nani: [hugs Lilo] But no matter how much we annoy each other, we're still ohana.
 * Lilo: And we love our ohana, just the way we are. [Stitch playfully jumps on the two sisters] See? The t-shirt of human civilization is made of love, not lies.
 * Minister: I hate to interrupt the love fest, but who's dropping the cha-ching. [holds out the bill for his services]


 * [Gantu captures Fibber and returns to his ship; he tries to lie to Hämsterviel to cover up his spa vacation]
 * Gantu: No, no, no. I wasn't on vacation. [Fibber beeps loudly] It was an educational conference. [Fibber beeps again]
 * Hämsterviel: You lying lump of rubber! You're on probation! [disconnects; Gantu sighs and facepalms]
 * 625: Y'know, Fib, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
 * [they both drink their sodas and Fibber gives out a loud belch]