Holio


 * [Lilo and Stitch accidentally destroy a jewelry maker's stand while playing football]
 * Officer Kahiko: How's it, Lilo?
 * Lilo: Oh, Officer Kahiko. I know the drill: I have the right to remain silent. Whatever I say...
 * Officer Kahiko: Very funny. [notices Lilo's football made of seaweed] What you got there?
 * Lilo: Football. We're on a budget.
 * Officer Kahiko: Lilo, I know you were just playing, but your dog wrecked Lalani's jewelry table. Auntie's on a fixed income. She don't need you causing trouble. Does your sister know you're here?
 * Lilo: Uh, no. But I'll tell her when I get home, okay?
 * Officer Kahiko: No worries. I got her on speed dial. [pulls out his walkie-talkie]


 * [Pleakley is doing yoga]
 * Jumba: What are you doing?
 * Pleakley: Yoga, an ancient Earth discipline that's wonderful exercise for both body and mind. You should try it instead of stuffing yourself with all that flesh-based food.
 * Jumba: Hey, I am liking flesh-based food!
 * Pleakley: Suit yourself. But since I stopped eating anything with a face, I feel cleansed and rejuvenated.


 * Mertle: Everybody, I have an announcement to make. Ahem! Tomorrow is the most important day of the year: my birthday! I'm having a super special birthday party! [gives invitations to Yuki, Teresa, and Elena] Oh, look! No more invitations!
 * Lilo: Well, that's okay. I wouldn't wanna come to your party anyway. Not with... that thing out there!
 * Elena: What thing?
 * Lilo: You mean to tell me that you've never heard of the... um... [notices a gecko] Gecko-Licky?
 * Elena: No!
 * Teresa: Uh-uh!
 * Yuki: What is it?
 * Lilo: It's an ugly horrible creature, whose soul purpose is to devour birthday cake and partygoers with its bloody fangs!
 * Mertle: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! And just for that, you're even more not invited now! Come on, girls! [she and the other girls leave]
 * Lilo: Alright, but you'll be sorry! The Gecko-Licky is hungry for blood! AND FROSTING!!


 * [after Lilo and Stitch are escorted home after crashing Mertle's party]
 * Lilo: I'm telling you, there's an experiment pod on Mertle Edmonds' new bracelet the she got for her birthday.
 * Jumba: Did you see number?
 * Lilo: That's what I was trying to do when Mrs. Edmonds dragged me off Mertle.
 * [Pleakley can be heard chanting before Nani and Jumba see him with his body twisted]
 * Pleakley: Oh, hello, fellow spirit beings. I hope my chanting wasn't bothering you.
 * Nani: Pleakley, are you alright?
 * Pleakley: Hmm? Oh, I'm incredible. Really, truly. It's so amazing. Yes, at first I was in excruciating pain, but it was all part of the process. Once I transcended that, I realized that the pain was just an illusion.
 * Jumba: You have got to be kidding me! [grabs Pleakley and stretches his legs] Pain is only illusion! Ha!


 * [Pleakley is still doing yoga while Jumba is eating a pastrami sandwich]
 * Pleakley: Do you mind? I'm trying to become one with the universe.
 * Jumba: And I am trying to become one with pastrami sandwich!
 * Lilo: Mertle Edmonds has activated Experiment 606!
 * Jumba: Oh, whee! I was hoping she would try!
 * Lilo: Now, it's gonna suck the whole universe to a big black hole!
 * Pleakley: You say, "black hole"?
 * Lilo: Yep.
 * Pleakley: [suddenly panics] THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM AN ASTRONOMICAL EVENT LIKE THAT!! To think, the universe is ending, and all I was worried about was eternal wisdom?! If this is my last day on Earth, I'm eating pastrami! [grabs Jumba's sandwich and eats it]