The Sack

(Cut to Wimpy inside a Hamburger bar)

Wimpy: I would gladdly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today.

(The cashier throws him out)

(Popeye, Olive oyl, and Poopdeck Pappy walk by)

Wimpy: Good Morning everyone! I would gladdly pay you Tuesday,

Popeye: No deal Wimpy!

Olive Oyl: Oh- no!

Poopdeck Pappy: Heh!

(they all walk away)

Wimpy: (Sighs)

(Cut to Wimpy standing on a bridge,)

Wimpy: No more hamburgers for old Whimpy.

Clarence: Don't do that dear boy.

Wimpy: Why not?

Clarence: Why just look at what everyone's lives would be like without you ( Without you Echos)

(Wimpy is shown what life would be like without him)

(Bluto and Popeye are standing outside a Bank that says Bank of Popeye and Bluto, Popeye has blonde hair now)

Popeye: Good job Bluto.

Bluto: Nice hair Popeye.

(Olive Oyl is running down the beach in a bathing suit, with big boobs)

Olive Oyl: Bouncy bouncy! (laughs)

Professor: Thanks for curing cancer Alice the Goon.

(He hands Alice the Goon his diploma)

(Newspapers spin around the first newspaper titled  the Hollywood reports, with the Headline reads no polotion! the second Newspaper Titled The Orange Times, with the Headline  No War!, the third newspaper Titled The Spinning News, has the Headline Hambergers Free!!, Whimpy is snapped back into reality)

Clarence: Oh, well sorry for wasting your time. (he pushes Wimpy off the bridge)

Wimpy: Ohhhhhhhhhh! Hamburgers! (splash)

(Segment ends)

The sketch shows three spartans going into the Donkey Kong game. They kill Mario by breaking his neck, and then placing a mine under Donkey Kong, killing him. Finally, they rescue Pauline.

[Two children are eating Stix cereal (an obvious parody of Trix cereal) when Stix the Rabbit slides in]

Stix the Rabbit: Ooh, Stix cereal! I gotta have some!

Boy & Girl: Stupid bunny, Stix are intended for children!

Stix the Rabbit: Just give me a little! [Reaches for the Girl's bowl]

Girl: (Gasps) He touched me inappropriately!

[Stix gets sent to jail.]

[In Jail, Stix rabbit meets Cookie Criminal)

Cookie Criminal: Couldn't lay off the sugar...right?

Stix the Rabbit: (crying) But I can't help myself. My mother ate sugar when she was pregnant with me! (Bawls)

Cookie Criminal: You wanna control the sugar? Stop using and start selling. Here, hook this guy up when you're out.

[The Officer shows up to open the cell door]

Officer: Rabbit, you're out.

Stix the Rabbit: Really? But its only been an hour!

Officer: You in Alabama foo', an hour's all you get for touchin' a child.

(Cut to a scene there a Gudie and Stix Rabbit going around in the jungle)

Toucan Sam: Selling's a dangerous business rabbit! Had to kill the Fruit Broot, Yummy Mummy, even the Cinnamonkey!

Stix the Rabbit: Well, I can handle it...Where's the Stuff?

Toucan Sam: Well, just follow my snout. It's never in doubt.

Jungle Guide: (whispers to Stix) A snout that big, it should know more than Einstein. Heh! Heh!

Toucan Sam: KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

[All the refugees around Toucan Sam shoot the guide rapidly until he collapses and dies.]

Toucan Sam: (flies over to Stix) Well, just follow my snout.

[Cut to a few chefs making the "Sugar")

Stix the Rabbit: (referring to the cocaine) Wow! Do you have any idea how rich am I going to be selling this cocaine...SUGAR! (realized and telling the audience) I meant to say 'SUGAR'! Okay! (long pause) There!

[After Stix the rabbit uses sugar to get money we see children eating sugar instead of chocolate, Buzz Bee is used as leverantor]

[The Stix Rabbit and Lucky the Leprechaun are sitting naked in the spa.]

Lucky: I tell ya, the bleeding boys were following me around, and one little brasser says, "We're after your charms." And so I says, "Forget about me blue diamonds, and worry about me blue balls, ya whore!" Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Stix the Rabbit: Ha, ha, ha. Oh, yeah. I never have any idea what you're saying.

(Stix Rabbit's assistant steps into the scene.)

Assistant: (Whispering in Rabbit's ear) Bad news, boss: the Rice Boys are talking to the cops.

Stix the Rabbit: (standing up with his censored pelvis out) Bastards are always talking!

(Scene cuts to the Rice Boys sitting down and talking to the police officer in a dark room.)

Crackle: Okay, okay, I'll crack!

Snap: I'll crinkle!

Pop: I'll plop!

Crackle: The Stix Rabbit made us sell the stuff!

Officer: Uh...we only brought you in 'cuz someone turned in your wallet.

(Officer holds up wallet. All the Rice Boys look nervous.)

Pop: Heh...Must-must've lost it.

(Scene Cuts to Tony the Tiger and Captain Crunch shooting the police)

Tony The Tiger: Use the hollow-point bullets. They're G-r-r-r-roovy!

Captain Crunch: Their bones will stay crunchy even when it's soaked in blood! Ha ha!

(Then the cops kill First the two assistants, then Captain Crunch, Then the police kill Tony the Tiger, who is falling down)

Stix the Rabbit: Don´t Shoot! I give up!

Policeman 1: He is giving up! Shoot him!

(Policemen start shooting on him, and Stix Rabbit is soon in heaven)

Stix the Rabbit: (Sees a Box of Stix Cereal) Yes! Finally!

(An Angel appears and says)

Angel: Stupid bunny, Stix are intended for children!

Stix Rabbit: Noooooooooo!

(Cut to Static)