Have Snob, Will Travel


 * Narrator: At the city museum, a meat filled robbery is going down... Eventually.
 * Security Officer: Would you please stop fretting and steal something? The suspense is killing me.
 * The Butcher: Hey. Help me out, buddy. Out of all this stuff, what's worth the most money?
 * Security Officer: You're asking me to help you figure out what you should steal?
 * The Butcher: Yeah.
 * Security Officer: Seriously?
 * The Butcher: Yeah.
 * Security Officer: Great! Uh, take this one.
 * The Butcher: Thanks!
 * Narrator: (Chuckles) A few moments later...
 * The Butcher: What?
 * Narrator: Nothing. Nice vase. Ha, ha!
 * The Butcher: Hey! No!
 * Reginald: (Haughtily) You clumsy oaf!
 * The Butcher: That was the most expensive vase in the whole museum. And it was mine. All mine.
 * Reginald: Wait. You're fretting over that vase? Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
 * The Butcher: What do you mean by "Ha"?
 * Reginald: Hmph. That vase wasn't expensive at all. It came free with the purchase of boxes of Snappy Snaps
 * The Butcher: What? Seriously?
 * Reginald: Yes, well, you probably wouldn't be such a ridiculous criminal if you were an expert on valuable things like me. Why, I can walk into any room and instantly pick out the most valuable thing.
 * The Butcher: Oh, yeah?
 * Reginald: Yes.
 * The Butcher: Huh. Hot Dog Harness!
 * Reginald: Hey! Oh, dear. My, you're strong.
 * The Butcher: Come on. We've got a couple of errands to run.
 * Narrator: Meanwhile, in the Botsford Backyard...