Gravity Falls: Legend of the Gnome Gemulets


 * Grunkle Stan: Ah, smell that country air, kids! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping... It's days like this that make a man glad he's not currently in jail!
 * Dipper: Wow, Grunkle Stan, I've never seen you such a good mood! Did your doctors change your medication?
 * Grunkle Stan: I've just got a good feeling about today. Why don't we take the day off? Grunkle's treat!
 * Mabel: Family Day Fun!! I'll get the sunscreen and some shades for Waddles!
 * Dipper: I'll put down the journal and try to have fun once!
 * Grunkle Stan: Sold! Take full advantage of my good mood, kids! Today, nothing will distract me from spending time with my two favorite knuckleheads!
 * Dipper: What was that?
 * Mabel: A flying log! With a person face! I'll call him Loggo!
 * Grunkle Stan: Fancy Moses! It's some sort of flying abomination of nature... ...which I could turn into an amazing attraction for the Mystery Shack! Kids, you want to go capture that flying beast for your Grunkle Stan? I'll let you eat a bucket of chocolate.
 * Dipper: Yay adventure!
 * Mabel: Yay! Bucket of chocolate! But what about the Family Fun Day you promised?
 * Grunkle Stan: Capture that thing and we'll have a Family Fun Week! Now go get it!
 * Dipper: Huh. Ominous mystery fog. I don't remember seeing this before. I'd shrine through it, but I think my flashlight is broken!
 * Mabel: Let's tell Grunkle Stan about our conundrum!
 * Grunkle Stan: Did you find that flying log goblin?
 * Dipper: Not exactly! Have you ever encountered black, ominous mystery fog?
 * Grunkle Stan: Sure every time I take off my glasses! Never gets old, kids.
 * Dipper: Do you know how to fix the flashlight?
 * Grunkle Stan: If I knew how to fix problems, I wouldn't have Soos around! He's probably in the Gift Shop, trying to solve the mystery of why his paycheck is always late.
 * Soos: Dipper! Mabel! Sup, dudes? You guys look flummoxed.
 * Dipper: We are! My flashlight's busted, and I need it to continue my adventure!
 * Soos: Oh, DUDE, are you on a quest?! This is like my favorite RPG, SwordBirth: Age of Swords: Rise of the Swordians.
 * Mabel: Uh ... does that mean you'll help us?
 * Soos: Yeah, dude! I'll be like The Swordkeeper who gives the heroes upgrades, and inexplicably always stand in the exact same place!
 * Dipper: I think we just need a battery.
 * Soos: Oh, I just saw one of those around here somewhere... Did you get the battery? I might be able to infuse your flashlight with its dangerous power. By Swordthazar's Blade, you found it! Let that fix up for you!
 * Dipper: Wow! Thanks, Soos!
 * Soos: Boom! You're super charged and ready to go combat that spooky fog! I don't know where this battery came from, but the voltage is like scary strong.
 * 'Dipper: Gotta talk to Grunkle Stan.
 * Grunkle Stan: Woof, my girdle is tight today. Hey, if you to talk to me, sometimes you'll hear things you'll wish you didn't! Get back to the Gnome Forest and get that flying beast!
 * Dipper: Hmm ... maybe my journal says something about this... Mabel, there it is! The chase is on!
 * Mabel: Blarf! It's too fast for my cute little girl legs!
 * ???: HELP! Someone, anyone, HEEEEELP!
 * Dipper: That voice sounds familiar.
 * Mabel: And annoying! Let's check it out!
 * Jeff the Gnome: OOF!
 * Mabel: It's Jeff the Gnome! And he's being attacked!
 * Dipper: On the one hand, we should help him. On the other hand, he's always been a jerk to us.
 * Mabel: We have reached an ethical quandary.
 * Dipper: Let's just pretend this is a nature documentary and watch!
 * Jeff the Gnome: GAH!
 * Mabel: We can't leave now! Jeff needs our help!
 * Jeff the Gnome: Oh thank heavens - you scared it off. You really saved my hairy little neck!
 * Mabel: What was that thing, and why did it want that stone?
 * Jeff the Gnome: That's no ordinary stone. That's a GNOME GEMULET!
 * Mabel: What's a Gemulet?
 * Jeff the Gnome: Not quite a gem, not quite an amulet. Better than an amu-gen, worse than a gamulet. The Tale of the Gemulets is as old as the Gnome Kingdom itself... ...and since you saved my life, the least I can do is tell you all 167 versus.
 * Mabel: Ugh ... turning out ... now.
 * Jeff the Gnome: There are four Gemulets, and they are the source of the Gnome Kingdom's magic. The Gemulets harness the magical essences of EARTH, FIRE, WATER and WIND.
 * Mabel: Oooh, what about heart? Is there a heart stone?
 * Jeff the Gnome: Please don't belittle our culture. This is serious. The Gemulets regulate the flow of magic through the Gnome Forest in an orderly fashion.
 * Dipper: And that creature stole one?
 * Jeff the Gnome: THE MINDLESS BEASTS! They stole ALL FOUR, and hid them throughout the land!
 * Dipper: Soo... basically it's like every cliche fantasy story ever. Got it.
 * Jeff the Gnome: Listen! The Gemulets are useless are separated. If their protection is gone, the forest's magic will die, and the gnomes will be plunged into an era of darkness! If that happens, I'll be branded the WORST leader in gnome history. They'll mutiny against me! Hey, maybe YOU could get the gems back!