Respect


 * Adam Sandler: And now, Little Nicky DeCesare tells his grandfather and his grandfather's friends at the social club about his first day of school.
 * Grandpa DeCesare: Hey, everybody! Nicky had his first day of school today!
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: Okay, grandpa.
 * Grandpa DeCesare: Hey, Nicky. Tell us about your first day of school.
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: School, school good. We do finger-painting.
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: We make playdoh.
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: Playdoh smell good.
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: We have cookies and milk, too.
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: I dunk my cookie, yes.
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: I like soggy cookies.
 * Sammy: Respect the milk!
 * Elder: I just fucking said that, you idiot!
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: Teacher taught us Three Little Pigs.
 * Sammy: Don't respect the wolf!
 * Grandpa DeCesare: Sammy, jump in front of a fucking truck!
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: I played by the playground and I swing on the monkey bars.
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: A boy, a boy pushed me off the see-saw. [The elders stop talking]
 * Grandpa DeCesare: What did you say?
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: A boy pushed me off the see-saw.
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: His name's Donnie MacMillan.
 * Grandpa DeCesare: He's fucking dead! You fucking hear me? I'll cut his fucking balls off!
 * Sammy: Kid's dead!
 * Elder: Hey, he disrespect my grandson!
 * Sammy: Kid's a dead man!
 * Grandpa DeCesare: That cocksucking little fuck! I'll feed his balls to his fucking mother!
 * Uncle Frankie: You bring your Uncle Frankie down there, and you show me this kid!
 * Elder: He's fucking dead!
 * Grandpa DeCesare: What else, Nicky?
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: I, I kiss a girl at the playground.
 * Sammy: Gotta respect the condom!
 * Grandpa DeCesare: You fucking moron! What are you talking about "a condom", you fucking idiot? He's five fucking years old! You put a fucking-I'll put a fucking condom on your fucking tombstone!
 * Elder: He's a moron!
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: We sing the alphabet song.
 * Sammy: Learning.
 * Elder: Sammy, shut up!
 * Little Nicky DeCesare: A, B, C, D, E, F, G....
 * Sammy: You gotta respect that song!
 * Grandpa DeCesare: Shut the fuck up! He's singing the fucking song, you moron!