Marvel Super Hero Squad: The Infinity Gauntlet


 * Iron Man: This orbit style outlet is the only place anywhere close to Earth that we could find these affordable prices.
 * Hulk: Hulk no understand, why blondie needs new boots?
 * Iron Man: Well, it's Thor's birthday. And the squad all chipped in to do something for nice for him.
 * Hulk: Hulk not into clothes. One pair of ripped pants is good ...and one pair clean undies.
 * Sales Person: I'm sorry, Mr. Man, I accidentally put your boots with that gentleman's lovely gauntlet -- a custom periz-limidesion.
 * Iron Man: The Super Skrull?! What's he doing here?! We've got to follow that villain! And those boots! Hurry, Hulk, we've got to get into that ship!
 * Thanos: I'm so tired of having to teach these "Evil is as evil does" cruise classes.
 * Skrull: (Indiscernible Concerned Drivel)
 * Thanos: We're out of lobsters already?! ...perfect... use big prawns and tell them it's lobster. But overcook them so they're rubbery! I'll show them evil!
 * Super Skrull: Oh, my captain. I was able to get the gauntlet you wanted I'll do nicely with your large frame and titan-esque chin.
 * Thanos: Excellent! Finally my plan for total domination and destruction of the universe will come to fruition! Besides, I grow tired of this plain glove on my left hand. I need something more... "now". I didn't order these boots... They're awful.
 * Iron Man: Yeah, like gauntlets are all the rage with kids today.
 * Hulk: Blondie's birthday boots!
 * Thanos: Intruders seize them! I love saying that.
 * Iron Man: Quick, Hulk, down the shaft! Sorry, kind of a rough landing. Luckily I have pants of iron.
 * Hulk: Lucky thing Hulk wearing lucky pants.
 * Iron Man: How can you tell?
 * Hulk: Only have one pair of pants.
 * Iron Man: I think I see a way out, we've got to jump to the exit door.
 * Thanos: Yes! You cannot stand to Thanos!
 * Iron Man: Let's try getting out of here using that big red button. Seems a little obvious. But hey.
 * Hulk: Hulk see bad guys!
 * Super Skrull: My captain, allow me.
 * Hulk: Hulk want to be sucking into vent pipes.
 * Skrull 1: Five years hauling baggage, I need a new job.
 * Skrull 2: Something will fall into your lab sooner or later.
 * Hulk: Look like sooner not later. Now... Hulk Smash!
 * Iron Man: Yeah, playing baggage handlers is fun, but we've got to find Thanos!
 * Thanos: Yes! My power stone! Now that I have it ...watch out!
 * Iron Man: The Asteroids are blocking the hydrolic lines to the gate!
 * Hulk: Tiny space stones no problem for Hulk.
 * Thanos: Attention my students: Extra credit and a shiny gold star for anyone who defeats the stow-away heroes and puts an end to their pointless do-good-ery. When I mount this power stone into my gauntlet. I will have super strength!
 * Iron Man: This terminal is connected to the security door. If I hack the terminal, we might get through the door. Oh look, the bridge is out. I'll need to fly across to access that control button.
 * Hulk: Hulk Smash that problem!
 * Iron Man: Hulk, first you've got to remove the obstruction before I can lower the bridge.
 * Hulk: Huh?
 * Iron Man: Too many words, I know. Hulk... Smash that piece of pipe over there!
 * Hulk: Hulk Smash pipe good.
 * Iron Man: The bridge is secure!
 * Thanos: I've got a new menu item from this cruise...crushed heroes!
 * Skrull: Stop those goody-goodies!
 * Iron Man: (Gasps) We need to get off this barge. We're heading into the asteroid field.
 * Hulk: Hulk no smash that.
 * Super Skrull: Stop right there, heroes. It's time for me to get extra credit!
 * Iron Man: This is one assignment you're going to fail, Super Skrull!
 * Super Skrull: I will stop you, without Thanos' help!
 * Iron Man: You're going to wish your dog ate your homework before were through with you!
 * Thanos: HAHAHAHA! I'm... I'm on the wrong side of the ship! Now you can't escape!
 * Iron Man: Thanos is too powerful with that power stone... We've got to get it!
 * Thanos: Experience the crushing power of my power stone! Nothing can stop me now! Ahhhhhhh!
 * Iron Man: Got it! The Power Stone! Now, gotta fly!
 * Hulk: Hulk can fly this!
 * Iron Man: We have to shake the skrull!
 * Hulk: Hulk think space rocks too close. Rock smash Hulk!?
 * Iron Man: Hulk dodge the beams! Hulk watch out for those mines!
 * Hulk: Mine weak!
 * Iron Man: Two down!
 * Hulk: Hulk think flying is hard!
 * Iron Man: Yeah, it was better when they didn't charge you for an extra bag.
 * Hulk: Hulk dizzy!
 * Iron Man: We have to shake that skrull! They're gaining on us. Close call!
 * Hulk: Dodge space rock hard.
 * Iron Man: Look, we could use that wormhole to make our escape! I'm not sure where it leads, but we have to take the chance.
 * Hulk: Hulk no like worms, too squishy.
 * Iron Man: Yeah, well your rocket's almost out of fuel and then you'll be 'squished' by Thanos.
 * Thor: (Singing/Humming) Holy Heimdall! You've spilled my lavender-scented bubble bath of cleanliness!
 * Wolverine: You wanna collect all this jewelry? Why?
 * Iron Man: Okay, I researched all of this stuff on "Quickpedia" -- Everything's on the net now, you know. Look these "Infinity Stones" - The power, mind, reality, time, soul and space stones, can be placed into Thanos' Gauntlet... Then he'll have the "Infinity Gauntlet" and will be able to destroy the entire universe.
 * Wolverine: Stones? They more like 'Gems' to me.
 * Iron Man: 'Gems' is very last year. All the hip heroes say 'stones' these days.
 * Thor: Verily, gems sound very 'girly'.
 * Iron Man: I'm still trying to piece all of this information together., but we have to make sure that we have some factor match-ups to get all of these Infinity Gems, I've drawn up a fairly simple chart...
 * Hulk: Picture make Hulk's brain hurt.
 * Falcon: Writing your name makes your brain hurt.
 * Hulk: Ow!
 * Falcon: See, you were thinking about writing your name, aren't you?
 * Hulk: No, Ow! Yes.
 * Iron Man: According to my preliminary calculations, We'll have to get support heroes with the various factors we might need. But we've got no time to waste coming up with the perfect formula because if Thanos gets those stones first, we're in trouble. We'll have to do this on the fly. So, squaddies, we've got to hero up and make sure we get those Infinity Stones before Thanos does.
 * Dr. Doom: The super zero squad plans to get the Infinity Stones before Thanos. But someone else is getting them first: Me, Dr. Doom! HAHAHAHA-GAG!..
 * Nebula: Well, I can't let brother Thanos rule the universe. And getting those stones would be even more fun than giving him a nuclear wedgie! HAHAHAHA!
 * Loki: Yes, yes, yes! Delicious! Nebula wants that Doom wants what the super heroes want what Thanos wants! I got the order right. Didn't I? I did! I'll come up with a fiendish secret plan to get those Infinity Stones before any of them!
 * Enchantress: Always with the fiendish ans secret. Spare me.
 * Silver Surfer: Whoa... Those stones sound so far out. Think of the way gnarly things we could do with them...
 * Galactus: Just remember, my herald, I'm lactose intolerant. They better be diary-free.
 * Iron Man: Whoa, didn't see that before but I guess there's no infinity stone the quickpedia entry just got updated by laughing laughy thanks, L.L. So we need Falcon's speed factor encounter balance the Rhythm Stone.
 * Thor: That stone will be ours my iron nugget friend. Tis the world longest escalator ride!
 * Faclon: Yeah, is this an olympic-sized mountain mountain or what?!
 * Thor: Verily. Twas a long distance from the bottom.
 * Falcon: Well, at least we're here. Let's start looking for the Rhythm Stone that Iron Man wants us to find.
 * Thor: Where dost that Rhythm Stone lie?
 * Falcon: Does it seem odd to you that there's an Infinity Stone just for Rhythm.
 * Thor: Tis' unnecessary for me, for I busted some god-like moves on the disco dance floor. These olympians are, as they say, "Big fraidy cats!" Falcon, your speed factor could be the key. Engage yon switch to do your factor dash!
 * Falcon: Hey, we've got it right! That's what I call quick-thinking!
 * Hercules: Opa! I pull and pull and still my fingers are trapped!
 * Loki: Hello, brother.
 * Thor: Loki?! Mine trickster half-brother what art thou up to?!
 * Enchantress: Hello again, Thor.
 * Thor: Enchantress! She's so... enchanting!
 * Loki: We propose a contest, my brother: The trails of Mt. Olympus. Can you beat our champion Hercule's time? Oh, I think not!
 * Falcon: Why should we play your little game, Loki?
 * Loki: Because the winner get this infinity stone!
 * Enchantress: And because I might grant the winner a kiss.
 * Thor: Oh, yes! I'm in! Let's race!
 * Hercules: That should slow down those without olympic abilities.
 * Thor: I must win this big race and get my kiss from Enchantress!
 * Falcon: Hey, wing-head, just remember we're here to get that stone, okay?
 * Thor: Nay! Crumbling can't disrupt thine graceful gate! Obstacles matter not! Hurry my feathered friend.
 * Falcon: Hurry? When am I not in a hurry? Hey, try using a block to deflect these spinning dummies.
 * Thor: Opa! I have breezed through these battle pits a hundred times already. We must get through this before Hercules free his trapped fingers!
 * Falcon: No worries: Speed is my thing, remember?
 * Enchantress: Doesn't look like your record will fall today Hercules.
 * Thor: These shielded dummies its doubly strong! I must use a powerful attack! Forsooth! Use a heroic attack to destroy all attack dummies at once! A-ha! I willst use ranged attacks on those dummies!
 * Enchantress: Loki, have you noticed how Hercules makes the rest of you look like little boys?
 * Loki: It's the olympus herbs -- he reeks of the stuff. Chew away chew chew.
 * Thor: Tis a sneaky vortex turret it can pull enemies inwards and trap them!
 * Falcon: Whoa, we can take 'em out once they'll pulled off the rail!
 * Thor: Opa! My fingers need some olympic grease!
 * Enchantress: It maybe a race yet!
 * Falcon: Hey, check that massive statue of Herc! It's changing!
 * Thor: Yon puny Hercules has held the record for ages. We must conjure all of thine strength and godly might to best him!
 * Falcon: So try our best. Got it Thunder Head.
 * Enchantress: Loki, you have yet to detail your super secret plan to me.
 * Loki: It's soooo simple it makes me giddy! Hehehehe! We shrink ourselves and hide inside the Rhythm Stone, then we spring out and capture all the infinity stones once they're gathered!
 * Enchantress: I'm not really into confined spaces.
 * Loki: Oh, be a super-baddy already and deal with it. And Don't drop the stone while I hide inside, got it?
 * Thor: We must get through this before Hercules frees his trapped fingers! Ah it's mount olympus hall of frame! Thine home of champions. Hercules... Hercules... Caticus... Hercules...
 * Falcon: Man, I'll speed right through this first puzzle!
 * Thor: Allow me to clear a path for you, winged friend!
 * Falcon: I could try a factor dash and hit all those switches. Hey, now that big statue is falling apart! Trippy. Hey, fire does bad things to my stylish cape!
 * Thor: Yon boulders do rest on some sort of button. Use yon vortex to remove the large boulders from their resting places! Allow me to use my mighty strength to open that rift wall! Then you can go to work, brave friend!
 * Falcon: Thor, I'll cross the fire line fast and turn it off! Hey, now that statue is starting to look like someone I know. Hmmm. Hey, these pillar pieces could trigger the pressure plates. I gotta use my dash attack to get across the fire pit!
 * Hercules: I think I finally figured out this silly finger trap!
 * Enchantress: And the winner is... the thunderous Thor!
 * Thor: Yon statue is looking much more handsome!
 * Hercules: I am a son of olympus! How could I not win? This contest was rigged!
 * Thor: We won fair and square, olympian! Don't stand between me and my well-deserved kiss!
 * Hercules: Opa! I will not give up without a fight! Face me... if you dare! Father Zeus? Do not let these non-olympians make me look fooish!
 * Thor: Thou whilst more than Zeus' help to overcome this god of thunder!
 * Falcon: Man I hate it when these god-guys starting the lightning around.
 * Hercules: And my statue is now too ugly to look upon! This herculen wedgie is chaffing!
 * Thor: Tis what you deserve, God of Losers!
 * Enchantress: Well, well, big Thor. It looks like you're the winner.
 * Thor: Tis apparent brother Loki could not stay around to see me win. Or watch me collect my kiss!
 * Falcon: Uh, I can't look... Yuck! Yo, thudner god. She left.
 * Thor: I won a contest of the Gods and all I get is this lousy Rhythm Stone?
 * Iron Man: Okay, Hulk, your strength factor works well against the Mind Stone that's your target here. And I got entire touch with She-Hulk to help us out.
 * Hulk: Hulk don't like that girl.
 * Iron Man: We'll keep her appearance legally brief.
 * Hulk: Hulk... Smash! Through wall, okay?
 * She-Hulk: Must you be such a show-off? Just smashing things will never get us the Mind Stone or Thor's birthday cake! We must conduct a thorough examination of the area.
 * Nightmare: You'll never be able to find the stone! Silly, um, Hulks! I will turn the world into a nightmare! You'll only find that stone in your dreams. Actually in Hulk's nightmare! Imps... Attack!
 * Hulk: Bomb guys crack walls so Hulk can ...smash! Look! Floating cake ! Hulk want it!
 * She-Hulk: Is that the cake they ordered for Thor's birthday? It's hideous.
 * Hulk: Jump into pit to follow cake! Cake! No... No! How did we fall past cake?!
 * She-Hulk: That "Cake" looked awful. Okay, I don't remember seeing this strange void being in our contract.
 * Hulk: Silly little thingie opens big doors?!
 * She-Hulk: Okay, page 35 of the contract: Push the magical block into the other block.
 * Hulk: Hulk want cake again!
 * She-Hulk: I believe you have to jump up to the floating platforms.
 * Hulk: Look, more door-open thingies!
 * She-Hulk: Wait, those don't look right to me...
 * Nightmare: MWAHAHAHAHA! Ha! The ol' trickster pressure ploy! Gets 'em every time!
 * Hulk: Look, lots of cakes!
 * She-Hulk: See? Again the cakes turn into Imps.
 * Hulk: Bomb guy making wall weak. Nightmare build wall behind door! Now Hulk can smash wall!
 * She-Hulk: We have a subpoena for destruction! Precedence suggest we take out the Imp with the explosives!
 * Imp: The entire Bakery's gonna go!
 * She-Hulk: There are strangest things floating around in here.
 * Hulk: Cake! More floating cake! Hulk can almost touch cake!
 * She-Hulk: The floating platforms are falling away! Like you're listening to me about everything!
 * Hulk: Falling again... but no cake. Whoa! Big Hulk Head! Hulk want to feed cake to Hulk head! And to Hulk!
 * Iron Man: Thanks for helping us out here, Invisible Woman. Oh, where you go? Your energy factor what we need the Time Stone just don't take uh, too much time doing it.
 * Invisible Woman: Always glad to help out.
 * Nova: Where are you? So lucky to have a invisibility power. I'll trade you super strength for indivisibility.
 * Invisible Woman: Tempton. But I like being seen sometimes.
 * Nebula: My own "Time Bomb" I can after Time Stone and turn everyone in the universe super old!
 * Annihilus: Expert for us, of course?
 * Nebula: Yes, of course.
 * Invisible Woman: Too bad we couldn't complete our experiments at the Baxter Building before we got this call.
 * Nova: Iron Man's thinks it's important work.
 * Invisible Woman: More important than using an experimental griddle to create negative zone blueberry waffles? I hope so.
 * Annihilus: Very good! Some super-dupes to test out your new Time Stone weapon on! I'll make sure they don't leave...
 * Nova: That massive ray gun could blast that shield protecting Nebula and the stone! Let's power up this bug zapper! We have to turn the power on to get the ray gun fully charged.
 * Invisible Woman: Looks like there are three power coils here that can do that.
 * Nova: Looky! Looky! Battery packs! A vortex could pull that batter pack toward us! Good. One coil fully charged! Two coils charged. One to go. I can snag that battery pack with a vortex.
 * Invisible Woman: There, all three coils are activated!
 * Nova: We have to fend-off those Annihilus Bugs attacking the coils!
 * Invisible Woman: The coils now at full power! Let's see if the ray gun's powered up!
 * Nova: That big laser cannon is only partially functional. We need to activate delivery system. We have to hold the bugs off. It will take time for plasma pumps to get primed.
 * Invisible Woman: The vent's closed. Good, the system is running again. Look! Two more delivery units!
 * Nova: Okay, let's try cleaning it out and holding those bugs off again! Keep it up, Annihilus! I can't take out all the bugs you got! Those bugs are startin' to really bug me! Okay, we're good to go here!
 * Invisible Woman: Then let's get back and and see if the ray gun is finally functional!
 * Nova: Ugh! The main laser cannon still doesn't have enough power.
 * Invisible Woman: I saw solar antenna on the roof... We could probably reach it if the elevators were functional.
 * Nova: Hey, smash it! Use your levitation. We need to insert the power cores into the power generations around the room. We need to activate the power core delivery tubes to this room.
 * Invisible Woman: Looks like the controls are behind that laser wall.
 * Nova: Those power cores have to put in the generations. An expertly placed vortex could pin those bugs down!
 * Invisible Woman: Insert that one last power core!
 * Nova: The power generations are live all elevators in the station are now operational.
 * Invisible Woman: Okay, the elevators are working! Now, we need to get to the roof and reroute to power to the laser cannon!
 * Annihilus: Powerless humans, your time is running out.
 * Nova: We have to align the antennas to collect enough power. I just wanna fight already.
 * Invisible Woman: We can use the powered-up laser cannon to blast through Annihilus' shield. Then you can't get 'Im! Another hit ...watch those bugs!
 * Nova: That's it! Let's check the cannon!
 * Invisible Woman: Whoa... and it's becoming huge!
 * Nova: Hey, look! The ray gun trigger's on the throne!
 * Annihilus: What the...? How? How did you defeat me?! You meddling heroes!
 * Nova: It's not meddling when you're asking to get pounded. And you were asking!
 * Invisible Woman: Now that the Time Stone is ours, we can do this!
 * Nebula: This is very uncomfortable.
 * Nova: HAHAHA, right! We're awesome team! They didn't stand a chance. And now--
 * Invisible Woman: Back to the best negative zone waffles an experimental griddle can make!
 * Silver Surfer: Yes, my friend, the universe needs us. Those Infinity Stones would go nicely with your shiny-ness.
 * Galactus: Silver Surfer! That last gas giant left me with some... gas. Find me an icy water would for dessert.
 * Iron Man: Wolverine, your animal factor matches up perfectly with the Soul Stone and outcome along for some support. So let's go tear it out up there.
 * Wolverine: Haha, alright! I got the jiss, Iron Bottom. All this waiting around is making me crazy!
 * Woman: We're behind schedule: You two won't be until the next taping -- I need you to wait 58 seconds.
 * Wolverine: Maybe I'll just shred this place. Snikt!
 * Woman: Really? Tearing up the room? That's so eighties.
 * Wolverine: Tearing up the Grandmaster's waiting room is great stress relief!
 * Iron Man: Now that I condone this behavior... but it does look fun.
 * Woman: Okay, okay, let's get you out of here and onto the set! Now!
 * Grandmaster: Welcome one, welcome all to the Grandmaster's Soul Stone Showdown!
 * Wolverine: I see our buddy Thanos is in the crowd.
 * Iron Man: And every Skrull this side of the milky way.
 * Grandmaster: Can our contestants show an "Iron" will and "Wolf's" cunning and pick what is behind that door? I wonder... And heeeeeeeere's our first puzzle!
 * Wolverine: Let's win this goofy game, get the Soul Stone, and get out of here.
 * Grandmaster: I've always wondered if Iron Man has trouble with rust in his shorts!
 * Iron Man: Wow. So now what I was hoping for.
 * Grandmaster: Wolverine, like a real Wolverine, is extremely hairly. Maybe he should try some gel!
 * Iron Man: I was hoping for the Soul Stone!
 * Wolverine: You call that a prize? Looks more like a "Parting Gift" to me.
 * Iron Man: Hate to dash your hopes, but that thing registers on my sensors as a fake.
 * Grandmaster: Very good, Iron Man! You in fact to collect three Grandmaster stones to get a chance to get the real Soul Stone! Did you not read the fine part of the rules?
 * Wolverine: Shoulda a guessed the "Gab-Master" would pull a fast one!
 * Grandmaster: Ladies and gentlemen and texaron uni-worms, this next segment of the show is sponsored by Skrull Software Systems. If it tries to take over your computer, then your car, then your mind, you know it's a Skrull System! You slice them open and I'll put them where they need to go!
 * Iron Man: Faster, Wolverine, faster! The timer's gonna run out! The key here Wolverine is speed. So slice and dice!
 * Wolverine: Okay, bub, let's get out of this silly show over with so we can get out of here!
 * Grandmaster: Patience, patience, my dear hairy contestant! You've gotten two out of the three Grandmaster stones ...but how do you get the third? Our next game is brought to you buy the Thanos Online Courses! Learn villainy! Learn to speak evil! Create dastardly plots! Rule the universe!
 * Iron Man: Okay, Wolverine, pull that lever to spin the giant wheel!
 * Grandmaster: Well, you've won the Grandmaster Stones. Now, it's your honor and mine to announce that you can now, if you don't run off scared and wet your pants or scream "Oh Mommy, make it stop!" Run ... the... maze! And inside, you might find the real Soul Stone. But I think I'll get to keep it because nobody has ever come out this maze... alive, that's it! Yes, that's entertainment!
 * Thanos: I'm taking that stone myself ...and I'm not playing games!
 * Iron Man: Can't let that happen, Wolverine. C'mon!
 * Wolverine: With pleasure! Snikt!
 * Grandmaster: This is highly irregular. But it's grrrrreat for ratings! So, let's watch them have at it for the Soul Stone! Go left? Go right? We may never know! It looks like Iron Man has a plan!
 * Iron Man: Great. We'll have to go around the long way to get by this trap door.
 * Wolverine: I bet cutin' through the walls might help.
 * Grandmaster: Thanos is making a mess of things with his powerful powers! The Skrulls have strength in numbers, that's plan to see. Nicely played Wolverine. Iron Man not so much. They are playing for a grand prize! No, the grand prize. For hours I've gazed into it's stoney greeb gorgeousness. There's only one way out of my maze. Just remind you that all contestants stay very near the Luxurious Hilbert Infinity Suites! That Wolverine is an animal! Look at him shred through some Skrulls! They are making progress but is it in the right direction? We'll soon see!
 * Iron Man: Wolverine, I'll flip the doors while you go through them. Then I can turn them back.
 * Wolverine: Hey, I can help you get through by throwin' this lever on my side of the wall. I bet cuttin' through the walls might help.
 * Iron Man: We'll have to double-down on our teamwork to get pass these doors!
 * Wolverine: I hear ya. But we can't we just slash on our way through?
 * Woman: We'll have to wait here while the other contestants try to win the Soul Stone.
 * Iron Man: Sound like Thanos has his hands, or his Gauntlets full, with that Soul Stone.
 * Wolverine: Last time you made us wait, we shredded the place. You want that to happen again, bub?
 * Woman: Fine. Just go on! But you have to sign the release first.
 * Grandmaster: And now, viewers, the finale, the Piece De Resistance, the match-up you've been waiting for: Iron Man and Wolverine versus the Sinister Soul Stone!
 * Wolverine: The crazy stone is creating bad guys from those posters on the back wall! I'll slice 'em to bits!
 * Iron Man: Yes! Hacked that terminal. Only two left to go! Right, hacked 'em all! Let's grab that Soul Stone and get out of here.
 * Grandmaster: Congratulations on winning spectacular Soul Stone! But wait, if you read the fine print, you would know that only one of you guys to leave! The other one must become... my personal assistant.! Quite a prize, huh?
 * Wolverine: You go, chief, I'll stay here with the game-meister.
 * Grandmaster: Well, now, personal assistant Wolverine, Fifi needs a wash, fluff and trim. And don't get shampoo in her... itty-bitty, cutesy-wutsey eyes. Yes! Who's a good doggie? Who's a good doggie?
 * Wolverine: Hey, don't forget about me!
 * Iron Man: Stay sharp. We'll get you out of here. Wolverine stood tough to get me out of Grandmaster's maze with the Soul Stone. Now, we gotta get him out of here. Scarlet Witch, you're up for the sibling adventure? Cause we need Quicksilver's speed factor to help to get Space Stone.
 * Scarlet Witch: But he sometimes speeds into things without thinking you know.
 * Quicksilver: Ugh! So much for a sort landing.
 * Scarlet Witch: If you didn't move so fast, bro, it wouldn't be a problem.
 * Quicksilver: Is this some sort of outer space putt-putt course?
 * Scarlet Witch: Look, we just need to find Dad and see what the big deal is. Oh, look, the welcome wagon is here.
 * Quicksilver: We have to find a way to get into that large maintenance door.
 * Scarlet Witch: The elevator can take us up to the observatory.
 * Quicksilver: Good observation.
 * Computer: Welcome to the luxurious of the magentic one himself... Magneto.
 * Quicksilver: Elevators are always too slow for me.
 * Scarlet Witch: Watch out! There's a small turret on the platform behind us!
 * Computer: Please, remain on the elevator. And do enjoy the ride. For your own safety, and to ensure a wonderful visit, please stay with the marked pathways. Just a friendly reminder to watch out for hordes of rampaging Doombots. Have a nice day.
 * Quicksilver: Wow, what a great view of space. Dad always did like a view.
 * Scarlet Witch: Does a guy with super-magnet-powers really all need this security?
 * Quicksilver: He's always been overprotective.
 * Scarlet Witch: With you, baby brother, yes, but me? "Stop casting spells so loud!" "Take out the trash!" "You're grounded for turning your brother into a newt."
 * Quicksilver: You turned me into a newt?
 * 'Scarlet Witch: For my first science fair.
 * Quicksilver: Dad just can't help buying the latest gadget or gizmo.
 * Scarlet Witch: The asteroid in the room is a nice design touch, don't you think?
 * Quicksilver: Right. But we can't get across the hole in the floor.
 * Scarlet Witch: We can use the ginormous TV as a bridge.
 * Quicksilver: Think Dad reset the security code since our last visit?
 * Scarlet Witch: He wouldn't do that. He loves it when we drop in.
 * Quicksilver: Flushed out by my own Dad.
 * Scarlet Witch: Good o'l Dad... always with the mixed messages.
 * Quicksilver: So, now we have to find another way into the observatory. These catwalks are a mess! Cats can be so destructive.
 * Scarlet Witch: Stop it with the cats already! Obviously Dad spent all his money on TV's and golf clubs instead of maintenance. We have to power-up the gondola before we can use it. They turned on more than just the gondola.
 * Computer: Welcome aboard the exclusive Magneto High Speed Gondola. Please keep your hands and arms inside the gondola at all times.
 * Both: Ugh!
 * Scarlet Witch: The garbage compactor looks more like an elevator, doesn't it?
 * Quicksilver: Can these elevators get any slower?!
 * Scarlet Witch: Blow up those tubes on the wall and I bet we can get into the observatory.
 * Quicksilver: Hey, sis, you're shooting waaay too slow!
 * Scarlet Witch: Quality over quantity, lil' bro. When did Dad star collecting all the space hot rods?
 * Quicksilver: That's why he's got the Doombots, to keep his cars running.
 * Scarlet Witch: Something is very not right about this whole thing. We can turn off the jets on the far side.
 * Quicksilver: Okay... I'll help you out... again!
 * Scarlet Witch: So, this is the observation deck. Great for observing, I guess.
 * Magneto: Ah, my talented progeny. It's always nice to see you. You rarely visit any more. Probably brought your laundry with you, did you?
 * Quicksilver: Dad, you live on Asteroid M, in the middle of nowhere. With slow elevators.
 * Scarlet Witch: Dad, you sent us... remember? Something about being under attack?
 * Magneto: Yes. I do need your help. I need to contain the Space Stone.
 * Scarlet Witch: Dad... How did you get stuck in there?
 * Magneto: It's a long story involving an attack of Doombots, and my collection of refrigerator magnets.
 * Quicksilver: Fine, we'll help combine all the Space Stone fragments, okay.
 * Scarlet Witch: How could you have been beaten by a bunch of tin-pot robots?
 * Magneto: Never mind. You never just drop by to see dear Ol' Dad. So, I have to fib.
 * Scarlet Witch: Doing in the correct order is very important.
 * Quicksilver: He looks like he's stuck in there pretty good. Yeah got it!
 * Dr. Doom: HAHAHAHA! Well, well, Magneto, you've duped your foolish children into helping us. Well done.
 * Scarlet Witch: You're working for Dr. Doom, Dad?
 * Magneto: What can I say? In this economy, I take what I can get.
 * Quicksilver: Just great, Dad! Now you've "doomed" us all!
 * Dr. Doom: The boy is right: This silly family feud means I can now crush you all! Time-Out! Too easy1 HAHAHAHA!
 * Magneto: Now you've gone too far, Doom - As you always do. I won't let you hurt my children!
 * Quicksilver: So you really weren't trapped?
 * Magneto: Another long story. But I was under contract to Doom. And I got no back-end. Now, Doom, I will blast you into space!!
 * Dr. Doom: Wait! Time-out, again! I can't believe you fell for the "Time-out" trick again! And now... the self-destruct.
 * Computer: Detonators armed. Asteroid M will self-destruct.
 * Magneto: I will blast you all the way back to Earth, you Doctor of Doom!
 * Dr. Doom: Nooo! You're not getting my vacation paaaaay!!!!! (Gasps) (Sighs)
 * Magneto: Leave now, my children while there is still time. And here, take the Space Stone. I'm sorry I tricked you my progeny.
 * Quicksilver: Father, I sensed the good in you!
 * Scarlet Witch: Thanks, Dad! You're the best... Sometimes...
 * Computer: Accelerated gues departure protocol disengaged.