Johnny Johnny


 * (Hugh, Lila, Mary and Susan are staring at them very angry at Johnny and Dukey)
 * Johnny: It's something wrong?
 * Lila: This is for destroying my new car!
 * Susan and Mary: And blowing up our lab!
 * Hugh: And shooting meatloaf balls at me!
 * Johnny: What are you talking about? I've been in the tree house all day listening to music dangerously loud.
 * Lila: Oh, great! now my son is a liar.
 * Hugh: That's it, mister, you are in that homemade jail, until you confess what you did was wrong.
 * Johnny: I am so confused right now.
 * Dukey: Maybe we developed multiple personalities d are trashing things without remembering.
 * Johnny: Or our future selves came back to warn us about something, but became infected with a time-virus and became Evil Johnny and Dukey.
 * Dukey: That's it! But how are we gonna stop them, or whoever they are, when we're trapped in the joint?


 * Dukey: Hmm? (He notices Johnny on the lawn holding a large saw from both ends.) Hey! How did you get down there so fast?
 * Johnny: I'm right behind you.


 * Hugh: Until you admit you did those awful things, you are not getting out of my new homemade jail, which I've improved with steel.


 * Johnny: Now nobody will chase us because we look nothing like us - who we have to find.


 * Bumper: And a clown! I hate clowns worse than vampires!


 * Hugh: There you are, jail breaker! Now, you have to stop this destructive rampage and lying about clones!
 * Johnny: Dad, your right, it's not clones. The military made cyborgs of me and dukey, but they went awol and are outta control.
 * Hugh: That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Agh! oof! (The clones blow up the car. As the smoke clears, they now have multiple weapons coming out of their backs and snickering.)
 * Mr. White: Johnny's telling the truth, Mr. Test. Now get outta there!
 * Hugh: Okay, I believe you, son.


 * Johnny: Way too late, Dad. But we're off to get victory tacos.
 * Hugh: Ooh! tacos. I'm in.