Duck!

00:00:03	[Sighs] - oh, well, see, I'm actually here-- - just one hug, paul, and my heart can rest easy. 00:00:16	[Sighs] - how 'bout I just give you a piece of hard candy? 00:00:20	You people like that stuff, right? 00:00:22	- [Whimpering] - ah! here we go! 00:00:27	- Oh. 00:00:29	- Oops. 00:00:30	I'll get that. 00:00:31	- [Blows raspberry] ..ha ha. 00:00:34	.. 00:00:35	The invisible duck. 00:00:37	Ha ha. 00:00:37	- [Blows raspberry] - I had the same problem yesterday after I ate a burrito. 00:00:48	- You know what? this isn't working. 00:00:50	I'll come back another time. 00:00:54	- I love you, son! 00:00:57	- This stupid duck has totally thrown me off my game. 00:01:01	- What's wrong, mister? 00:01:03	You look so sad. 00:01:05	- It's nothing. 00:01:06	- You want my soda? 00:01:08	- No, thanks. 00:01:09	- No, really. you can have it. 00:01:11	- That's the nicest-- that isn't that nasty generic cola, is it? 00:01:16	- No, it's name brand. 00:01:18	- Oh, that's the nicest-- - [blows raspberry] - no! it wasn't me, dagnab it! 00:01:26	- [Blows raspberry] ! it was the ding-dong duck! 00:01:29	- [Blows raspberry] - look at me body! 00:01:31	I ain't got no guts, nothing! 00:01:34	! 00:01:36	I'm a skeleton! 00:01:37	- [Screaming] - look at me body! 00:01:40	Look at it! look at it! 00:01:49	.. 00:01:50	.. 00:01:52	In for? 00:01:53	.. 00:01:56	For farting! 00:02:00	- Guard! 00:02:01	- Just the sound of it makes me so angry! 00:02:06	- Guard! 00:02:08	- Angry! 00:02:10	- Guard! 00:02:12	- All right, reaper, your bail is here. 00:02:14	- I came as soon as I got the call, yo. 00:02:16	- Oh, I knew I could count on you, irwin. 00:02:19	- Here you are, officer. 00:02:21	- Gee, thanks! 00:02:23	[Grus] ! 00:02:27	- $4.28. 00:02:28	- So, you like to be a jokester, do you, mr. funny guy? 00:02:33	Mr. comedian, eh? 00:02:34	- I don't understand! 00:02:36	- Well, the bail is $3,500. 00:02:39	- I was only trying to be helpful! 00:02:41	- Now, get out of my jail! 00:02:43	Out! 00:02:45	- Sorry, grim! 00:02:47	- Yeah! 00:02:48	Yeah, you'd better run! 00:02:50	I'd like to think I make a difference. 00:02:52	- That was wickety-whack, yo! 00:02:55	Hey, a duck! 00:02:57	[Horn honking] - come on, dude! 00:03:01	What's up, my main man? 00:03:02	You've been awful quiddity-quiet back there. 00:03:06	- This duck is kind of creeping me out, dad. 00:03:09	- What duck, dude? 00:03:10	- Yo. - don't be buggin', dude. 00:03:13	- Yo! - dude! 00:03:15	- Yo! - dude! 00:03:16	- Yo! - enough! 00:03:18	Granmama does not want to hear any more back sass out of you. 00:03:23	- Word! 00:03:24	- Sorry, granmama. 00:03:25	- [Blows raspberry] did you just break wind in front of your granmama? 00:03:29	- That wasn't me, yo. 00:03:30	It was the-- - [blows raspberry] - oh, baby! 00:03:33	Oh, that is just nasty! 00:03:35	- [Blows raspberry] - dang! please open up a window or something! 00:03:40	- [Blows raspberry] ! 00:03:45	- [Blows raspberry] - oh, goodness! 00:03:47	Someone please open a window and vent this nastiness out! 00:03:52	- [Blows raspberry] - dude! 00:03:54	- It's not me, yo! 00:03:56	- [Blows raspberry] - well, I think someone won't go to the baseball game if they keep lying! 00:04:02	- I did it! 00:04:03	It was all me! 00:04:04	I popped a fluffy! 00:04:05	I played the tushie trumpet! 00:04:07	I made a ham blast! 00:04:09	! 00:04:12	- See, son. 00:04:13	It's all about accountability. 00:04:17	Now, we're not gonna have any more priddiddy-problems, are we, son? 00:04:21	- Goodness, I hope not. 00:04:23	- [Crowd noise] - commemorative goatee! 00:04:26	Get your commemorative goatee! 00:04:28	- These seats are the bomb, dude! 00:04:31	- Hush, child! 00:04:32	They're about to start the ceremony. 00:04:33	- I'd like to thank all the fans for coming out today to show their support for my goatee-- since this is my goatee's last game before it's traded to atlanta-- - [booing] - I think it would be fitting if we observed a moment of silence. 00:04:50	- [Blows raspberry] - it's that fat kid! 00:04:54	- Someone stop him! 00:04:55	He's mocking the goatee! 00:04:57	- It's not me! 00:04:59	- Uh, I think we better jittitty-jet. 00:05:02	- [Mob screaming] - why does this stuff always happen to me, ! 00:05:09	- I blame that hippity-hop music! 00:05:12	- [Yelling] - after which, the family was arrested, tom, I think it's safe to say this gassy kid will forever be known as the boy who ruined baseball. 00:05:25	- OH, tooty MacTootalot. 00:05:28	[Laughter] - or that. 00:05:33	- Well, at least thatcrazy duck went away, yo. 00:05:36	- Yeah. 00:05:36	But I wonder who will his next victim be. 00:05:39	- [Whistling] hey, a duck! 00:05:42	What the heck just happened? 00:05:44	- At the rate this duck is getting people into trouble, I predict this cell will be full in about 4 hours! 00:05:52	[Raspberry] man, he's working fast! 00:05:56	- I'm not even on this stupid show anymore! 00:05:58	- You know, I'm beginning to wonder if anybody can stop that demon duck. 00:06:04	" " - and then what? 00:06:10	- [Blows raspberry] - obviously someone was raised in a barn. 00:06:15	A fart barn! 00:06:23	- [Blowing raspberries] [inhales deeply] [blows raspberry] - young lady! 00:06:37	Is this any way to behave? 00:06:39	- No. I suppose not. 00:06:41	Walking up and yelling at someone while they're trying to work does seem kind of rude. 00:06:45	- [Raspberry] - young lady, I do not tolerate such behavior in my library. 00:06:50	- Well, then, that's really your problem, - [raspberry] - I will not stand for this! 00:06:56	- There's an empty chair right there! 00:06:59	- [Whistling] - look, lady, could you have your meltdown somewhere else? 00:07:02	I've got a report due tomorrow on the history of corn, and you're kind of distracting me. 00:07:09	- [Blowing raspberries] [raspberry] - mandy, i-- - [blows raspberry] - mandy? 00:07:26	- [Blows raspberry] - mandy, I need to know if-- - [raspberry] - [sighs] is everything ok at home? 00:07:36	- It's fine, sir. 00:07:37	- And you're eating ok? 00:07:39	Not too many beans or broccoli? 00:07:41	- I eat fine, sir. 00:07:42	- Mandy, I'm not called principal goodvibes just because I had my name legally changed to it. 00:07:47	I can be your friend. 00:07:49	- [Blows raspberry] - but you have to let me know if there's anything wrong! 00:07:52	- Nope. nothing, sir. 00:07:55	[Door opens] - sperg is at it again. 00:08:04	- You there! 00:08:05	What do you think you're doing? 00:08:06	Young man, this is not how we empower other's emotional well-being! 00:08:10	Sorry, mandy. 00:08:11	I have to take care of this. 00:08:12	system while I'm gone. 00:08:16	The microphone right there with the big red butn, don't touch it. 00:08:25	- Knock yourself out. 00:08:27	[Feedback whine] - [inhales deeply] [blows raspberry] - I though I was the only one around here allowed to cut the cheese. 00:08:41	- [Raspberry ends] - [cheering] - [blows raspberry] - you think you've won? 00:08:49	- [Blows raspberry] - you think you've humiliated me, broken me, driven me crazy, when every day of my life I've had to deal .. 00:09:01	Compared to that, you're just an insignificant pimple on the butt of the world's smallest amoeba. 00:09:07	You have no power over me. 00:09:09	- [Farts] - [groaning] " " - oh, look, mandy's home! 00:09:26	How was detention today? 00:09:28	- Only 74 more days to go. 00:09:30	[Raspberry] - man, that duck's been following you around for two weeks now-- morning, noon, and night. 00:09:35	- Actually, he disappeared after the first day. 00:09:39	.. 00:09:40	- [Fart] - oh, baby, that is just nasty!