How Age of Ultron Teaser Should Have Ended

Ultron: And now I'm free. There are no strings on me.

The Avengers shudder.

Iron Man: Oh man, why'd you make Pinocchio sound scary.

Captain America: Even I get that reference.

Ultron: Okay, how about this? A dream is a wish your heart makes!

The Avengers shudder again.

Hawkeye: So creepy.

Thor: He quotes more Disney films!

Hulk: Cinderelly!

Ultron: I can show you the world.

The Avengers get more terrified.

Ultron: Shining, shimmering splendor.

Black Widow: You are ruining my childhood!

Thor: Someone maketh him stop!

Ultron: Hakuna Matata.

Iron Man: Is nothing sacred?! Think of the children!

Ultron: Do you want to build a snowman?

Cut to black.

The Avengers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Captain America: SNOWMAN?! IT'S THE SUMMER!

Cue title. Cut to the arrival of...

Superman: Hey, we heard you're going up against The Avengers.

Batman: So are we.

Ultron: (putting his arms around the two heroes) Well then, you've got a friend in me.

Batman: Sweet.

Superman: I... I don't like this.

The End.