Vegetable Fun Fest


 * NARRATOR: Previously on Teen Titans...

(The Teen Titans are battling a monster, but the monster beats them easily.)

(At the Titans Tower)
 * ROBIN: We were clearly outmatched, team! So I have added two new team members!
 * (Raven, Beast Boy, and Cyborg are surprised as they see Beavis and Butt-Head)
 * BUTT-HEAD: Uh, huh huh
 * BEAVIS: Yeah! Heh heh...

(A bad remix of the Teen Titans theme song plays, ending with a shot of the "expanded" team)
 * B&B: Da na na na na na na na na na na na Batman!
 * BEAVIS: Batman!
 * BUTT-HEAD: Yeah. Nice belt!
 * ROBIN: Yeah! Have you two gone over a new mission specs yet?
 * BUTT-HEAD: Uh... no.
 * ROBIN: But your assignment is in there!
 * BEAVIS: Heh heh.. Ass-signment...
 * ROBIN: Listen, guys! Are you serious about being Titans?
 * BUTT-HEAD: Uh... no.
 * ROBIN: We can't defeat this creature by traditional means. So Cyborg whipped up these new nuclear-powered battle suits for us! (As he says this, a diagram of the suit appears on the large screen nearby)
 * BEAVIS: (about Beast Boy) If I was that beast dude, I'd be a monkey, and I'd whip my own crap at people!
 * BUTT-HEAD: Yeah.. When he's a dog, I bet he licks his own nutsack!
 * BEAVIS: Heh heh. That'll rule!
 * ROBIN: Beavis and Butt-Head, do you two have anything to contribute?
 * BUTT-HEAD: Uh, yeah. I have, like, a question or something... (points at Starfire) That chick has orange boobs.

(Starfire gets mad and growls, Cyborg chuckles)
 * RAVEN: You guys need to apologize to Starfire, right now.
 * BUTT-HEAD: That chick's just mad because, like, goth music sucks.
 * BEAVIS: Heh heh. Yeah.
 * (Raven's eyes glow red)

(An alarm goes off)
 * ROBIN: The proximity alarm! Into your battle suits, everybody! (to Beavis and Butt-Head) You two, come with me!

(A short time later, Robin is wearing his battle suit. The suit makes mechanical whirring sounds as he moves.)
 * ROBIN: Our suits are powered by this nuclear generator. But it will only work for a short time. You need to wait for my signal, then flip the switch to turn it on. Got it?
 * (Beavis and Butt-Head are not responding to Robin)
 * ROBIN: Got it?
 * (Beavis and Butt-Head are still not responding)
 * ROBIN: Good. Don't worry. We'll win this battle. We're the Teen Titans!
 * (Robin runs off)
 * BUTT-HEAD: I'm hungry.
 * BEAVIS: Yeah.

(The team confront the monster again. Interestingly, only Robin is wearing an actual battle suit, despite his earlier statement)
 * ROBIN: Beavis! Butt-Head! Flip the switch!
 * (Beavis and Butt-Head are eating nachos)
 * BEAVIS: Nachos rule!
 * BUTT-HEAD: Yeah.
 * ROBIN: Guys?! Guys?! Flip the switch! Flip it now!
 * BUTT-HEAD: Uh.. Was there, like, something we were supposed to do?
 * BEAVIS: Yeah. We're supposed to uh... Turn the knob or somethin'.
 * BUTT-HEAD: Heh heh. Knob.
 * (Beavis and Butt-Head both laugh)
 * ROBIN: (on the ground, injured) Why... Why didn't you--
 * B&B: Da na na na na na na na na na na na Batman!