The Proton Resurgence


 * Bernadette: Cinnamon!
 * Howard: Cinnamon!
 * Bernadette: You know, maybe she doesn’t recognize her name because of Raj’s accent.
 * Howard: Good thinking. (In a bad Indian accent) Cinnamon, come to Daddy!
 * Bernadette (likewise): Cinnamon! Where are you, my little lamb chop?
 * Howard: Nice.
 * Bernadette: Thanks.
 * Howard: When this all blows over, remember that voice. It’s kind of a turn-on.
 * Bernadette: It turns you on when I sound like Raj?
 * Howard: (awkward pause) ... Cinnamon!


 * Sheldon: You may find this hard to believe, but I didn't have any friends growing up.
 * Arthur: No, I get that.
 * Sheldon: But, I did have you. And every day at 4 o’clock you’d come to my house on channel 68 and we’d do science together. If it hadn't been for you, who knows what would have become of me. You know, instead of a world class physicist I could have wound up as a hobo … or a surgeon.
 * Leonard: I bet there are important discoveries made every day because you inspired millions of kids to pursue science. In a way their discoveries are your discoveries.
 * Sheldon: It’s true. A generation of young scientists are standing on your shoulders.
 * Arthur: Well thanks, thanks, you guys. That means a lot.
 * Leonard: It’s important you know how much you mean to us.


 * Sheldon: Professor Proton it is an honor to meet you.
 * Arthur: Just call me Arthur.
 * Sheldon: Leonard. Did you hear that? Professor Proton said that I should call me Arthur. That means we’re friends.
 * Arthur: No. A friend would have told me about the elevator.
 * Sheldon: Look at me. I can get as close to you as I want without my Mom saying it's going to ruin my eyes.
 * Arthur: Is he dangerous?
 * Leonard: Actually he’s a genius.
 * Sheldon: I am.
 * Arthur: That doesn't answer my question.


 * Arthur: Is the blonde girl really your girlfriend?
 * Leonard: Yes, sir.
 * Arthur: You’re the genius.


 * Sheldon: Soft Kitty, warm, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
 * Arthur: Thank you Sheldon. That was very nice.
 * Sheldon: Do you want me to sing it again?
 * Arthur: No! The fourth time was the charm.


 * Sheldon: I met my childhood hero, now I get to ride in an ambulance. If we get him to do that calendar, it will be the best day ever.


 * Howard: She really tuckered herself out at the park, huh?
 * Bernadette: Yeah, you two were so cute playing together.
 * Howard: It was kind of fun throwing a ball and not having anyone laugh at me.
 * Bernadette: And you were sweet not to throw it too far so she didn’t wear out her tiny legs.
 * Howard: Yeah, that’s what I was doing.
 * Bernadette: You know, there were a few moments today when I almost felt like we were a little family.
 * Howard: Really?
 * Bernadette: Yeah. I never thought of myself as a mom, but when the three of us were out there having fun, I felt like maybe someday we could do it.
 * Howard: Of course we can. Especially if our baby’s as calm and quiet as little Cinna…  (shouts very loud when he sees that the stroller-seat is empty) Son of a bitch, she’s gone!
 * Bernadette: (asking crossly) Wh-where’d she go?!
 * Howard: (He is so really cross) I don’t know, she didn’t leave a note!
 * Bernadette: (She is so really cross too) Well, you were the one who was supposed to put her back in the stroller!
 * Howard: (argues loudly to her) No, I wasn’t. You were!
 * Bernadette: (argues back to him loudly) No, I wasn’t!
 * Howard: (argues loudly to her again) Yes, you were!
 * Bernadette: (biggest burst of anger) Yeah, well, you throw like a girl!
 * (Bernadette now throws her bottle of water on the couch in a rage and both she and Howard start exiting from the apartment with enormous fury together)


 * (The scene of Raj's mobile phone ringing in the telescope lab)
 * Raj: Hello? What do you mean, you found my dog? She’s with my friends. Is she okay? Oh, thank you. Uh, just text me your address, I’m on my way. Oh, and if she’s hungry, go ahead and feed her. But do not give her anything starchy. She’s having risotto for dinner.
 * (Raj now exits)


 * Bernadette: Can’t believe we lost her. What was I thinking? I’d be a terrible mom.
 * Howard: Well, maybe with the first one. But kids are like pancakes. The first one’s always a throwaway. How’s this look?
 * Bernadette: Its fine. Where’d you get that picture of her?
 * Howard: Its not her. I just googled foo-foo little dogs. (Skype tone) It’s Raj. Stay quiet. Hey, bad timing. Bernadette just took Cinnamon out for a walk.
 * Raj: Hmm. Interesting. Did they take a walk down Liars’ Lane?
 * Howard: What?
 * Raj: A lane frequented by liars, like you, you big liar!
 * Howard: You have her?
 * Bernadette: (smiling crossly to Raj) Oh, thank God she’s okay.
 * Raj: Well, I trusted you, and you let me down. The poor thing’s been shaking for hours.
 * Howard: I’m really sorry.
 * Bernadette: (asking Raj crossly) Hang on, you’ve had her for hours?
 * Raj: Yes. I picked her up, and then we both went for massages to try and calm down. And then we got Pinkberry.
 * Bernadette: (asking Raj crossly again) So you knew she was okay, and you couldn’t pick up the phone to tell us?
 * Raj: Well, I, I thought about…
 * Bernadette: (she is now enormously cross) Don’t well me, mister! We’ve been worried sick! She could have been dead for all we knew! You should be ashamed of yourself!
 * Raj: Sorry. I, I just…
 * Bernadette: (enormously cross for the final time) Sorry’s not good enough! Maybe you need to take some time and think about what you’ve done!
 * (Bernadette slams the laptop screen down in a gigantic rage of anger and she now starts to finish her angry mood for the last few seconds. Howard now cheers her up straight away)
 * Howard: Nice guilt trip. (snorts happily) You are gonna be an amazing mom.
 * (Bernadette now smiles and giggles by this. Howard now kisses her and Bernadette now giggles again)