The Wind in the Willows (1983)

On the Open Road/Camping at Night

 * Toad (singing): It’s a life of ease on the open road,
 * Mole (singing): Rambling where you please on the open road.
 * Rat (singing): Here today and there tomorrow, Wave goodbye to care and sorrow,
 * Mr. Toad (singing): You can beg or steal or borrow
 * Rat and Mole (singing): on, the open road.
 * Alfred the Horse (singing): Huh! No one asked me how I feel about the open road!
 * Mr. Toad (singing): You are free to roam on the open road,
 * Rat (singing): Though you’re far from home on the open road.
 * Mole (singing): Never mind the wind or weather,
 * Rat and Mole (singing): Wondering the lanes together,
 * Mr. Toad (singing): Through the hills and trees and heather,
 * Ratty and Mole (singing): on the open road.

On the Open Road (reprise)/Toad's Motorcar Madness

 * Rat and Mole (singing): So we sing our song on the open road, As we roll along on the open road. (3 bars)
 * Rat (singing): We’ve a whole wide world before us,
 * Toad (singing): We’ll be famous, as explorers,
 * Mole (singing): Come on Alfred - join the chorus,
 * Rat and Mole (singing): On the open road.
 * Mole (singing): On the O…
 * Rat (singing): O…
 * Mole (singing): …pen…
 * Ratty (singing): pen
 * Toad (singing): Road…!
 * Rat and Mole (singing): Road!
 * Mole: You know, I really am worried about Toad.
 * Rat: Oh, don't you worry. It's just another one of his passions. He'll grow out of it.
 * Toad: Poop-poop!
 * Rat: I hope.

Straightening Out Toad

 * Badger: Do you mean to say you don't promise never to touch a motorcar again?
 * Toad: On the contrary! I faithfully promise that the first motor car I see...
 * Toad: Poop-poop!

Toad Escapes his Friends/Stealing a Motorcar

 * Toad: I say, I wonder if you could help me. Having a spot of bother with me car.
 * Reggie: Oh? Wh-wh-what sort of bother?
 * Toad: Um... em... it's the... uh... crankshaft... it's um... flat.
 * Reggie: Really? Ah ha... I should be able to fix that.
 * Reggie's Wife: Oh, shall I come too Reggie?
 * Reggie: Uh. Wh-wh-wh-where's your machine?
 * Toad: Oh... it's over there. If you'd just take a look at it?
 * Reggie: Oh c-certainly old bean. Anything for a fellow motorist.
 * Reggie: Oh, I say!
 * Reggie's Wife: Oh. Reggie.
 * Reggie: A fellow there flagged me down, cobbled a story about a "flat crankshaft." Well, so I help a fellow motorist, go out, galloped away! Th-the chap's a damn frog!
 * Toad: Poop-poop!
 * Reggie: I say!
 * Toad: Wha-wha-hey hey-hey!
 * Toad: Fat face!

Toad's Twenty-Year Sentence/Badger in Charge of Toad Hall

 * Warden: I've been told you are a criminal of deepest guilt, and matchless artfulness and resource... whatever that means.

Disguised as a Washer Woman/Train Chase/Mr. Toad (Song)

 * Reggie: Say, Rosemary, isn't that the frog who stole my car?
 * Reggie: I say old bean, where's my car?
 * Reggie's Wife: Oh Reggie.

Toad's Flying Machine

 * Toad: [having just overflown his friends in his new airplane] Ha ha! Hello you fellows!
 * Rat: You maniac!
 * Badger: LOCK HIM UP!
 * Mole: Toad! This time you've gone too far!
 * Toad: Hang motoring! This is the life!