How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended


 * Thanos: Bring me the orb!
 * Ronan: Why exactly?
 * Thanos: What?!


 * Gamora: We have to get out of here! I hope you have a plan!
 * Rocket: I have a plan!
 * Guy: Do not shoot those windows one at a time! All of you fire at the same window on my command! Ready?!
 * Star-Lord: Oh, man!
 * Guy: Fire!
 * The Collector: How would you like to get paid?
 * Rocket: How do you think, man? Units.
 * The Collector: Very well. Carina, don't!
 * Carina: I will no longer be your slave!
 * Star-Lord: Oh, dude!
 * Rocket: Sorry! That girl look like she was about to get in between me and becoming stupid rich... He, he, he. That'll be four billion units please.
 * Ronan: Your salvation is at hand! Raaaaaah!


 * Ronan: Oh. Whatever. It's your funeral. And then, I totally destroyed everything.
 * All: (Laughs)
 * Palpatine: That's my jam!


 * Gamora: Take my hand!


 * Star-Lord: Dude! Let go!


 * Rocket: What do we do now?!
 * Star-Lord: I don't know! What do you want to do? Something good? Something bad? Little bit of both?
 * Gamora: We'll follow your lead, Star-Lord.
 * Star-Lord: Little bit of both.