Mind Over Chatter

Dexter: [In his mind] Yuck! Mom's oatmeal! Tastes like barf!

Mom [Gasps] Dexter! Don't be rude!

Dexter: [Confused] Huh?

Dexter: [In his mind while watching DeeDee scarfing down her oatmeal] That sister of mine! What a ferocious pig!

DeeDee: Hey! I'm no pig!

Mom : That is enough Dexter! Time for school.

Dexter: But wait Dad, what-

Dad: The answer is no! Now get!

Dexter: [In his mind] Dad, what a stubborn poopoo doody head! Dad: I heard that! Mom: And we are going to have a serious talk about your potty mouth when you get home from school today!