The Monetary Insufficiency


 * Leonard: (to Sheldon) You're in a stolen cop car with a dead hooker in the trunk; you don't need to be obeying traffic laws.


 * Sheldon: We'll all go to the grave knowing I was right.


 * Penny: Boy, you know, when Sheldon sees you in that dress, he's gonna want to methodically take it off, fold it up, carefully place it in a storage box, label it, and then ravish you.


 * Sheldon: Wow! You look beautiful.
 * Amy: Really? 'Cause I was gonna return it.
 * Sheldon: Why would you return it? You look like a pile of swans.
 * Amy: I'm glad you love it, because... it's gonna be my wedding dress.
 * Sheldon: (smiles as he walks up to Amy) I can't wait to marry you. (kisses Amy on the cheek)


 * Penny: Do you even know who Lady Gaga is?
 * Sheldon: Presumably, the wife of Lord Gaga.


 * Amy: Sheldon, you know, Penny's got a point. Sometimes when you want something big from someone, you-you got to be careful not to scare them away, you know? You got to start small and-and build up slowly, even if it takes eight years. Eight long years.
 * Sheldon: That's oddly specific. Have you ever done that?
 * Amy: Nope.


 * Penny: Hi. You have a minute?
 * Amy: Depends. Is what I’m wearing okay or should II change first?
 * Penny: Look I’m sorry. I never should have said I didn’t like your dress. It’s your wedding and all that matters is that you feel beautiful.
 * Amy: Thank you.
 * Penny:So are…are we good?
 * Amy: No.we’re not good. You ruined my dress.
 * Penny: Well, why? I just said you should wear it.
 * Amy: Well, I can’t wear it now. I mean, I know you hate it. That’s all I’m gonna be thinking about.
 * Penny: No, I don’t hate it.
 * Amy: I asked you if you liked it and you said no.
 * Penny: There is a lot of room between “don’t like” and “hate.” You know, that..that’s where you find rice pudding and jazz. Anyway who cares what I think?
 * Amy: I do. You’re the coolest, prettiest, best dressed person in my life.
 * Penny: Okay, that would be flattering, except I know all the people in your life. Look, Amy, I don’t know what to say, I think I got stuck on the fact that it’s not a dress that I would choose, but it shouldn’t be. You know, it’s your dress. I mean, hey, would you marry Leonard?
 * Amy: Eww.
 * Penny: A simple “no” would have been fine, but…you see my point.
 * Amy: That we’re different people?
 * Penny: Yes, and from now on I’m gonna remember that this wedding is about you.
 * Amy: I appreciate that. You’re a good maid of honor. [Phone ring.] Hi, Bernadette.
 * Bernadette: Hello? I feel bad about hanging Penny out to dry. The truth is I don’t like your dress, either.
 * Amy: Are you kidding me? Now Bernadette doesn’t like the dress.
 * Penny: [Whispering.] Oh, she’s the worst.