The Countdown

Late for School

 * Wake up! We're gonna be late for school!
 * Ugh. I'll get up when the alarm goes off.
 * But you've already pressed the snooze button!
 * That was five minutes ago.
 * That was an hour ago! Snooze time goes faster than regular time.
 * I just found the perfect position.
 * Dude, you look like you fell from the seventh floor.
 * Come on, man. Just another minute.
 * No! We're already late. Look!
 * Alright! What we need is a good excuse. We need something embarrassing that Miss Simian totally wouldn't want to know about like "sorry, Miss. It's because Darwin made a bad taco, and, well…"
 * First of all, don't dis Mexican food 'cause it rocks. Secondly, that looked like "Darwin made a taco, played a sad song on a guitar, his head exploded, and then he fired lasers out of his fingers".
 * That would be a good excuse, though.
 * No. Don't you remember what Simian said?
 * …and if you turn up late again, I will have no choice but to…
 * (present): No. All I remember is that I never noticed before how the top of her head looks like Mount Fuji.
 * She said "If you turn up late again, I'll have no choice but to expel you both!"
 * EXPEL!?
 * Right. How long have we got?
 * Uh…okay. Thanks?
 * This is really weird. I think we should try and figure out what's causing it.
 * Well, I think we should run before we get expelled.
 * Let's compromise.
 * Right. How long have we got?
 * Uh…okay. Thanks?
 * This is really weird. I think we should try and figure out what's causing it.
 * Well, I think we should run before we get expelled.
 * Let's compromise.
 * This is really weird. I think we should try and figure out what's causing it.
 * Well, I think we should run before we get expelled.
 * Let's compromise.

Racing Against Time

 * I can't keep going like this forever. We've been running for hours!
 * Well, you've gotta be kidding. We've been running for five seconds.
 * Nah, it just feels longer when you look at the clock.
 * Okay, okay. Stop. We're not gonna make it on time.
 * I really don't want to say this, but there's only one solution left: we're gonna have to get... the public bus.
 * Wait. What's so bad about the public bus?
 * It's a zoo in there.
 * Not literally.
 * Well?
 * It's filled with filthy carnivores, dangerous scavengers, and poisonous reptiles– basically people who don't own a car.
 * So, what do we do?
 * Anybody who looks at you sideways, you just drub them. Like this.
 * Yeah. Well, you get the idea.
 * He's looking at me sideways. AH–
 * Dude, he has to. He's supposed to look at the road. The other ones, you have to worry about.
 * WHAT!?
 * What?
 * What?
 * What?
 * No. What, as in like whaaa?
 * What?
 * Sh!
 * What!?
 * Oh, uh–
 * What is this?
 * Clam juice and tomato.
 * AH! Please take everything. Please, I beg you! Just just don't hit the face…
 * I'm sorry, everyone. Sorry. My brother had some very suburban preconceptions about what the city bus was like, and he behaved like a complete dipstick.
 * Ow! Uh, so yeah. Can someone please tell us how long it will take to get to Elmore High?
 * This bus is going to Richwood.
 * and : WHAT!?
 * We're running out of time!
 * We're gonna have to jump off the bus. In three, two–
 * Whohohohohokay. So how bad would it really be if we got expelled from school?
 * Well, we will probably never get a job, slowly drift away from society, live in the sewers, eat toxic waste, mutate and end up in a freak show with fingers instead of teeth.
 * Can someone push us off the bus, please?
 * With pleasure.
 * Wait!
 * See? Not everything has to end in some mad stunt.
 * Okay. Now, you can push us off.
 * With pleasure.
 * Dude, that was your idea.
 * You don't have time for the blame game.
 * You're right! We've only got three minutes to make it to school!
 * Thinking about it, how did we get so far in the desert in only four seconds?
 * You just couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you? You just had to mention!
 * You mentioned it!
 * Ah! Sorry. I know. Blame game.
 * To be honest, one minute doesn't really make any seen either. I mean it would take at least a few hours–
 * Yes. If it only takes one minute to get here, then it only takes a few minutes to get back to town.
 * …Hm.
 * Wait!
 * See? Not everything has to end in some mad stunt.
 * Okay. Now, you can push us off.
 * With pleasure.
 * Dude, that was your idea.
 * You don't have time for the blame game.
 * You're right! We've only got three minutes to make it to school!
 * Thinking about it, how did we get so far in the desert in only four seconds?
 * You just couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you? You just had to mention!
 * You mentioned it!
 * Ah! Sorry. I know. Blame game.
 * To be honest, one minute doesn't really make any seen either. I mean it would take at least a few hours–
 * Yes. If it only takes one minute to get here, then it only takes a few minutes to get back to town.
 * …Hm.
 * Ah! Sorry. I know. Blame game.
 * To be honest, one minute doesn't really make any seen either. I mean it would take at least a few hours–
 * Yes. If it only takes one minute to get here, then it only takes a few minutes to get back to town.
 * …Hm.

A Minute Left

 * and : Yay! We still have one minute left to get to school!
 * Wait, one minute doesn't help.
 * What do we do!?
 * We use the fastest way to get from one point to another.
 * What are you doing?
 * Parkour! It's the fastest way to get from A to B.
 * What the–
 * Hey! Why aren't you two at school?
 * Ha. You're gonna be late. I've got you this time!
 * Gumball, come on!
 * You're done for!
 * Faster!
 * Ha. You're gonna be late. I've got you this time!
 * Gumball, come on!
 * You're done for!
 * Faster!
 * You're done for!
 * Faster!

Frozen in Time

 * Gumball!
 * Um… what just happened?
 * Dude. I think we just broke time!
 * and : We never have to worry about time again!
 * Dude, we're superheroes!
 * Right. I guess we're still above average.
 * I guess we're more like okay.
 * Come on, dude.
 * Alright, one last time.
 * We can't leave him like that.
 * Let me just…
 * Uh hold on. I'll just try to dislodge it.
 * Oh. Hold on.
 * Maybe it's best just to leave it like that and apologize.
 * Wait, dude. It's my turn!
 * What're you gonna do?
 * Darwin, that sign's always frizzed. You could do that any time.
 * Oh yeah? Well what would you suggest?
 * How about we go read Captain Punch without getting thrown out of the store?
 * What the what happened!?
 * Dude, we're frozen in time. Think how fast you just turned that page.
 * Right. You know what's not flammable?
 * Yup. Rocks, water, air, teeth, aluminum, dirt–
 * I was sort of hoping you would say "no, what?" so I could say "video games!"
 * Oh, sorry. No, what?
 * Video games!
 * Forget it!
 * I think we're actually faster than electricity.
 * What does that mean?
 * It means no TV, no video games, no internet!
 * We have to start that clock again!
 * Wait! That only gives us seven seconds to get back to class!
 * I thought I'd never say this, but we have to get back to school!
 * Dude, we're frozen in time. Think how fast you just turned that page.
 * Right. You know what's not flammable?
 * Yup. Rocks, water, air, teeth, aluminum, dirt–
 * I was sort of hoping you would say "no, what?" so I could say "video games!"
 * Oh, sorry. No, what?
 * Video games!
 * Forget it!
 * I think we're actually faster than electricity.
 * What does that mean?
 * It means no TV, no video games, no internet!
 * We have to start that clock again!
 * Wait! That only gives us seven seconds to get back to class!
 * I thought I'd never say this, but we have to get back to school!
 * Wait! That only gives us seven seconds to get back to class!
 * I thought I'd never say this, but we have to get back to school!

Time Traveling

 * Okay. We just have to set the clock back to zero, and everything will be fine. Spin it!
 * Uh, dude, I think you spun it too far.
 * Uh let's go back a little.
 * What's his problem?
 * Spin it again.
 * Aaand stop!
 * Oh. We're early!
 * So, did you do your homework?
 * Nah. I can't be bothered writing with my mouth.
 * and : The monkey.
 * Okay. We're about to appear. We have to stop ourselves from pushing that monkey.
 * Ah! We didn't think this true! Our past selves' demise will mean our now selves will never exist!
 * What does that mean?
 * It means we'll disappear into nothingness.
 * Uh how did that happen?
 * 3: We just put a trampoline at the bottom of the cliff.
 * Aw. Why didn't I think of that?
 * 4: But you did.
 * 4: Just not the first time.
 * 5: Yeah. First we built a mattress with whatever was around.
 * 4: What's wrong with that?
 * 5: There's only rocks around here.
 * 5: What're you guys doing here?
 * 6: We're here to watch the fight.
 * 4: What fight?
 * 5: The one about who gets to go back to the present.
 * Hey, stop it! None of you should be here anyway. It's a time paradox.
 * Oh yeah.
 * Why do I have feeling this is gonna be bad news?
 * The saviors have returned!
 * The prophecy was true!
 * What do you know? We're deities.
 * Thank you!
 * Thank you!
 * Thank you so much!
 * Uh… thank you for what?
 * For your sacrifice!
 * Hm. This looks suspiciously normal.
 * I can live with that.
 * 4: What fight?
 * 5: The one about who gets to go back to the present.
 * Hey, stop it! None of you should be here anyway. It's a time paradox.
 * Oh yeah.
 * Why do I have feeling this is gonna be bad news?
 * The saviors have returned!
 * The prophecy was true!
 * What do you know? We're deities.
 * Thank you!
 * Thank you!
 * Thank you so much!
 * Uh… thank you for what?
 * For your sacrifice!
 * Hm. This looks suspiciously normal.
 * I can live with that.
 * Thank you so much!
 * Uh… thank you for what?
 * For your sacrifice!
 * Hm. This looks suspiciously normal.
 * I can live with that.
 * I can live with that.
 * I can live with that.