SpongeBob SquarePants: Lights, Camera, Pants! (pc video game)


 * Spongebob: HOORAY! I'm first in line. First in line... First in line... Firs in line! Hi, I'm here to audition for The 'New Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy.'
 * Receptionist: Congrats, you are the first in line. Um, actually... You seem to be the only one in line.
 * Spongebob: Yeah, uh, I must be early.
 * Receptionist: Well step forward and we can process your application.
 * Spongebob: Application?
 * Receptionist: Yes, you should have a properly completed application and release Form.
 * Spongebob: Oh right! Now I just have to remember where I put it. Let's see. Did I put it! In my pocket? Nope! Maybe I put it in my shoe for safe keeping. Hmmm, maybe I should check my...
 * Receptionist: Oh, for crying out loud! Will you just come over here already!! Ok, even it though you don't have your application I'll make an exception just this once.
 * Spongebob: You are nice. Trust me, you won't be sorry. When I become a famous actor I'll be sure to thank all the little fishes that helped me rise to the top.
 * Receptionist: Yeah, well, whatever you say. Right this way, Mr.??
 * Spongebob: I'm SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Receptionist: Ok, Mr. SquarePants. The Producer, Gill Hammerstein, will be waiting for you past the door. I'm buzzing you right now.
 * Gill Hammerstein: No!! I only do studio filming you crawfish! Fliming 'On Location' is for chumheads that can't act their way out of a fishbowl. Have you seen the last 'Ocean Wars?' OHH!! Now I'm upset!!!!
 * Spongebob: Um ...Hello, I...
 * Gill Hammerstein: What?! Oh nothing, I'm busy right now. Let's do lunch. Who are you?
 * Spongebob: I'm SpongeBob SquarePants, and I'm here to audition for The New Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy.
 * Gill Hammerstein: That is the worst stage name I have ever heard. Anyway, sorry kid, the show has officially been cancelled.
 * Spongebob: What?! Why? Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy are the most beloved superheroes of all time.
 * Gill Hammerstein: Well, that may be kid, but I can't film a T.V. show without any supporting actors and none showed up today to audition. Well, besides you.
 * Spongebob: Hmmm... I know lots of people that would love to be in this show.
 * Gill Hammerstein: That's great kid, but audiences these days want big name actors, amazing special effects, and horrible scripts. Well, our script is horrible, but that's the only thing we've ot going for us.
 * Spongebob: Mr. Hammerstein, I could get a full cast together in no time. I have lots of friends all over Bikini Bottom. I know you'd have to risk to relay on me...
 * Gill Hammerstein: I work in television, kid. I never take risks. But ...I am desperate. Maybe you've got something here kid. Yeah, yeah I like it! Ok kid, go to this crazy plan we're going to need a bunch of actors, so take this play bill and get out there and find some. O yeah! If you find any interesting props for the show bring those back too. The bigger the better! You should probably talk to the 'Stars' too. Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy are just outside my office.
 * Spongebob: Oh my gosh, I get to meet Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy?
 * Gill Hammerstein: Yeah sure, now get out of here and get to work! You're beautiful!!!!
 * Spongebob: Well, what are you going to do?
 * Gill Hammerstein: Like I said kid, I'm a producer. It's my job not to do anything and look busy doing it.
 * Spongebob: Hello Checker Lady!
 * Old Lady: Shhhh!! Don't disturb me! his is an important move Sonny.
 * Spongebob: Checkers! I can play?
 * Old Lady: Not yet, I am still working on my mystery.
 * Spongebob: Ok, I will check back later. Checkers! Can I play?
 * Old Lady: Yes...
 * Spongebo: