Field Trip to Folsom Prison


 * Cow: [gasps] Chicken, that is a good way to lose a beak!
 * Chicken: Ah, shut up, Cow! Mind your own Beeswax! [gets hit with sign] What?


 * Chicken:[pretending to be an inmate and slyly pantsing the warden] Jailbreak!


 * Guard: [panicking] Sound the alarm! [The guard falls down and the inmates laugh at him. He is then insulted and grabs Chicken pretending to be Red.] Lockdown!


 * Chicken: Eat this, you filthy screw.


 * Inmate: Way to go, Red.

    Chicken: [To Red as the Warden] I gotta be home by 8:00 or I'm in big trouble! Anyhow, Mom is making pork butts and taters. She only makes it on Tuesdays; it's my favorite! 
 * Dad: Chicken, the warden of Folsom Prison just called.
 * Chicken: I know what he said; I did time at the big house 'cause I pantsed the guard!