Darkness on the Edge of Black

(Before Doris can take a picture, she was shocked, dropping her camera.) Dr. Paul Bunion: (gasping) What? Doris Deer! (Dur!) (poking Deer's vest) As reporter for "A Great Metropolitan Tabloid", (Deer has a "hmph" look on her face) you let Pith Possum to me! You know what that means, don't you!

(As the mouth of the Possum-mobile, barks and eat the door of Bunion's lair and spits out the wood and licks his lips, Pith comes in with his vehicle to confront and defeat Bunion, but he is rallying some of his robot lumberjacks to destroy both him and Obediah.) Dr. Paul Bunion: Destroy them! (ordering the robots to destroy both of them) Bwaahh-wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-wah!

(As Pith comes to fight off Bunion's robots, he gasps cowardly and tries to escape, but he's pinned down by one of his henchmen in a rumble and Obediah comes here to ask him.)

Pith Possum: Quick, Obediah! Hand me my trusty... D'oh! (shaking him like a rag-doll by one robot lumberjack's mechanical arm and hand)

Obediah: (confused) The.. what, boss? The what?

Pith Possum: With the... (being squished) the... (squished again) the... (now pinned to the ground and inhaling like a balloon)

Obediah: (confused) Eh.... (gets an idea) Robot Deactualization-Disrupter Ray! Of course!

(Obediah rushes, but as one of the robot lumberjacks jumps on Pith, he now gets the (golden-ray gun (with a chocolate topping)-like device, aims for various targets, shooting and making them disappear, and after he shoots, the device doesn't work anymore and melts like butter.)

Dr. Paul Bunion: (pinning Pith (gasping) to the ground, looking back and forth, gasping) Curses! You made short work of my robots, (poking Pith's face with his finger, 2 times) Pith Possum: Super Dynamic Possum of Tomorrow! But, look! (grabbing Pith's head and forcing him to look at Doris tied up to the wood grinder) Ms. Deer is nearly finished! And now that you're rig on this pulpit. All I have to do is (showing the audience with his button) activate the rest of my robot army with a touch of this button. (Boo-ton) Bwaahh-wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-wah! (Laughing while pushing the button multiple times, but failed, with a shocked look) What?

(Now, Obediah unplugged the whole rest of Bunion's army, whistling and spinning the cord, but, Bunion looked below with the army turned off by him, holding the rail, sweating and suddenly, Pith comes to punch him in the face. When Doris was still tied up to the wood grinder, screaming and almost falling to her "death" (still screaming), Pith rescues her and unties her, but also, she thanks him.)

Doris Deer: Oh, Pith Possum: Super Dynamic Possum of Tomorrow. You're my hero. (tries to kiss Pith, struggling to hold still, and watches him, nearly falling, seriously injured (off-screen).)

(Back at the Possum City Headquarters, with a pile of pencil-sharpened dust, Commissioner Stress keeps pacing back and forth, waiting on the phone for Pith, which Lieutenant Tension is holding, but no sign of him.) Lieutenant Tension: Uh. Still no word, sir. Commissioner Stress: (off-screen) Well, keep trying!