Link's Sausages

It's alive! 7x02 - Link's Sausages Gladys, it is time. Oh, no. I'm not going out like a bitch. - Wha what are you doing? - Kicking your ass is what I'm doing. - No, you aren't. You're going out like a bitch. - That's the thigh-master - [bleep] Oh, Reaper. - Oh, Gladys. - Oh, Reaper. - Grandma? Come on, come on. You're gonna flood the engine. Don't pump the gas. Could be your carburetor. Pop the hood. - Try it again. - Sounds like - your carburetor. - Just checked. Looks fine. - fuel pump, maybe. - I could just call the auto club. Did you check the distributor cap? - It rained last night. - Yep, there's water in it. Okay, try it now. You fixed it. Wow, thank you. So, you know what we're gonna do now, right? - Whoo! Best night ever! - Best friends ever. - Best ice cream ever. - You guys got anywhere to be? - Actually - Yeah, right here. Let's cruise. Drop your weapon. You have five seconds to comply. You have four seconds to comply. Get away from me! - Edward 209, what do you think you're doing? - He didn't drop the gun, mama. - He did drop the gun. - Aw, I'm sorry, mama. You're coming home with me now. You have five seconds to comply. - Okay, mama. You have four seconds to comply. - But I said "okay, mama. " - See how it feels, Edward? - What the [bleep] is going on? - Bud. - Why. Guys, I have cirrhosis of the liver. - Bud. - Why? Because I have a drinking problem. Well, after crossing the freeway, base jumping off a cliff, and dodging bullets in a gang war, - we finally found my reptar doll. - Tommy, what are you doing in the street? Oh, thank god. They've been lost for hours. Where were they? Stu, a word. What the [bleep] Stu? - Well, I'm sorry. The babies escaped, and I - Escaped? - They're babies, you sack-less moron. - I was downstairs, working on - a new toy, and they just - Oh, a new toy. Never mind, then. Didi, if you keep ridiculing my work, - I-I swear to god - What? You'll hit me? - Ooh, you're such a man. - Didi, stop. I'll be the man. See, Stu? I'm the man! I want a divorce. These Al-Qaeda drivers are the best, and they plan to smuggle - a nuclear device across the Mexican border. - Gonna have to fight fire with fire. - You don't mean - That's right. We're gonna need the baddest, brashest, ballsiest hot-shit drivers in the world, and I know just the assholes. - Whoooo-ee. - Your country needs you. You in? Me and uncle Sam, we haven't always - seen eye-to-eye. - We want our records scrubbed clean. - Full pardons. - One last job, and then we're out. I'm really confused, and I want to go home. - Go team! - I-I-I-I don't Nice remote-control car, you eccentric bitch. - I'm gonna step on it. - When people try to put me down, I use Punky power. - "Punky power"? - It's what she calls - "believing in yourself. " - Actually, Punky power is this! Oh, no. I've heard of this. The elders in my world spoke of the chosen one from Earth who would possess ultimate power. I will destroy the world with Punky power. Stop this, Punky. - Don't destroy the world. - I was abandoned in a grocery store. Why shouldn't I destroy the world? It doesn't need me. But I need you, Punky. You're like my real daughter, and I would never abandon you - Never! - Do do you mean it? What should I do with the body? Who cares? She's not my real daughter. By the power of Grayskull I have the power! Hey, could you not have the power at 3:00 A. M. ? Some of us have to wake up in three hours, for [bleep] sake. Nothing more for you here, - Agent Starling. Fly, fly, fly. - I bit my wrist. - Look at the blood! - Agent Starling! Multiple miggs will suffer for that. Buffalo Bill went by an alias once. Mofet. M-o-f-e-t. Go now! - I really cut my wrists this time. - Are you hurt? - Blammo! - Agent Starling! I didn't think Miggs could manage again so soon. The answer is in the file. - What does Buffalo Bill covet? Go now! - You want to adopt a kitten? - Where'd you get a kitten? - It's from my dick! Agent Starling! Are you retarded, Agent Starling? Stop letting Miggs hit you with his spooge. Look, Bill hates his own identity and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. Go now! Want to see a magic trick? - Well, I like magic. - Abracadabra! Agent Starling! Miggs must have horse balls or something. I've never seen anything like it. Look, Buffalo Bill wasn't born a killer. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Go now! Agent Starling! The exit is right here. I don't think she's gonna catch that guy. You know, Mr. Mayor, more than just children celebrate Halloween. So this year, why don't we cater - our celebration to adults? - What do you mean? When you're a child, Halloween is so sweet haunted houses, candy, and treats but after you turn 18, there's a brand-new reason for Halloween this is grown-up Halloween, this is grown-up Halloween grown-up, grown-up, Halloween, Halloween I am the girl who's dressed like a bee - # that's not a bee, I've seen a bee # - # I am the herpes in her underwear, # - # ready to jump out and give you a scare # - # Powerpuff Girls drink from # - # a flask shared by a douche in a Nixon mask # - # I don't have a condom on me # [bleep] it, this is Hallow this is grown-up Halloween, this is grown-up Halloween grown-up, grown-up, Halloween Halloween Our baby will be safe now. On Earth, he'll be a god amongst men. To think, you've found a way to stock enough food and oxygen to last his long journey. I just shot a dead baby into space. In other news, a topographical map of eternia has finally been completed. - Snake Mountain is the tallest peak in eternia. - It better not be. Come on, man. - There's clif bar wrappers everywhere now! - Littering is evil, Skeletor. We're evil. What's the problem? Ohh, I don't want to have this debate with you again, Evil-lyn. You're talking about cartoon evil, not real-world evil, which is essentially - a heightened narcissism. - Put it in your dissertation, professor. - Wha there are laws! - Bro, we are gonna summit this thing, dude. Hope you [bleep] die, dude. Mother[bleep]. When we blow up the peak of Snake Mountain, - it will cease to be the highest point in eternia. - That seems like cutting off - your nose to spite your face. - Well, I've done that, too, and I think the results speak - for themselves. - # He was born in the land of avion # with feathers on his arms and a sweet-ass manly beard right from year one his mother called him Stratos his dad called him collect after never coming home from a beer run each cloud is a confidant - Get off my mountain! - Oh! Aah! Ou There! Light the fuse. "Once I'm a safe distance away" is the rest of that sentence! - My arm! It's stuck! - Me too! It's "127 hours," man. - We're Franco-ed. We're Franco-ed! - We're not cutting off our - arms, jackass. Someone will find us. - Yeah, but if we wait too long, we won't have the strength to chew through the bone and tendon. Yeah, let's have a little less "beast" and a little more "man. " Son of a bitch! He wait, he's a hero. He did this for me. He sacrificed his arm so I wouldn't have to. Oh, that Stratos douche was right. The spirit of the mountain wait, hey, I have tear ducts? Well, nothing to do - but wait for Beast-man to bring help. - Where's Skeletor? Sometimes you are too much beast. Sure, I've heard. Wait for it - How did you know that would work? - I didn't. - Oh - Ugh, that is vile!