Elastico


 * [Stitch waits for Lilo outside her hula class]
 * Moses: Last rehearsal is tomorrow morning. Everybody practice tonight.
 * Mertle: I don't need to practice. My hula story is already perfect. I call it "A Day in the Life of Mertle Edmonds." I thought it would be nice to share what it's like to be me. What's yours about this year, Weirdlo? Zombies again? [she and the other girls laugh; Stitch growls angrily at Mertle, but Lilo calms him down]
 * Lilo: Not zombies, mummies! Big difference. But no, I have created an all new hula dance.
 * Mertle: Let me guess: It's about something gross?
 * Lilo: It's about a squid!
 * Mertle: Mmm-hmm. Gross! We'll be sure to miss it.
 * Yuki, Teresa and Elena: YYEEEEEAAAAAAHH!!
 * [as the hula girls laugh; Lilo and Stitch storm back home]
 * Lilo: I'm gonna practice, alright. Until I'm better than perfect.
 * Stitch: Yeah! Ih!


 * [625 is making sandwiches while using pages of newspaper as sandwich wrappers]
 * 625: Aloha Oe... Salami and rye... [humming]
 * Gantu: 625, have you seen the entertainment section?
 * 625: Uh... no?
 * Gantu: [grabs the entertainment section] How many times have I told you not to use the papers as sandwich wrappers?! [looks at the Great Elastico ad] Hey... That looks like... An experiment!
 * 625: Yeah, it's the clownish experiment how delights everyone with his comic antics.
 * Gantu: How would you know?!
 * 625: Duh! You're computer announced that experiment's activation like 2 weeks ago. "Primary function: Distraction of hostile forces." Alright?
 * Gantu: You couldn't jot down a message?! Well, I guess I'm going to the circus!
 * 625: Great. Have some cotton candy for me, would ya? Oh, listen, can I have my wrapper back?


 * [after Lilo scolds Stitch for distracting her during practice, Stitch sneaks into the circus to get a closer look at his cousin Elastico; the ringmaster admires Stitch's agility and indestructibility while trying to capture Elastico and pulls Stitch into the center ring]
 * Ringmaster: Ladies and gentlemen, let us hear it for our surprise circus guest: the Marvelous, the Magnificent, ehh....
 * Stitch: Uh, Stitch?
 * Ringmaster: Oh, no, no, no! This will never do! You need a name which more accurately reflects your indestructible resplendency. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Incredible Indestructerado!
 * Stitch: Wow! [takes a bow]


 * [after Gantu captures Elastico, the circus ringmaster decides to use Stitch as his replacement]
 * Ringmaster: Amigos, I like to present to you our newest sensation: The Incredible Indestructerado!
 * Stitch: H-h-hiiiii.
 * Tiger Tamer: He is no Elastico!
 * [a tiger roars at Stitch, but Stitch frightens it with a louder roar]
 * Wolfman: He looks so weird.
 * Russian Contortionist: Da, Wolfman! He is very odd-looking creature. He fits right in, no?
 * [Gus the Clown honks his horn a few times]
 * Acrobat: That's Gus talk for "Welcome to our family, Indestructerado."
 * [Stitch smiles happily]


 * [Gantu thinks he has transported Elastico to Hämsterviel, but Elastico escaped the transporter without him knowing]
 * Hämsterviel: Gantu! Sleeping on the job?
 * Gantu: No, sir!
 * Hämsterviel: You think you're so funny with your pranky little pranks!
 * Gantu: Uh, pranks, sir?
 * Hämsterviel: [lifts up an empty shackle] Sending me nothing but shackles?! WHERE IS MY EXPERIMENT?!?
 * [Gantu is shocked and embarrassed]


 * [Stitch gets ready for the grand finale before he leaves Kauai until Lilo comes in backstage]
 * Lilo: Stitch? Is that you?
 * Stitch: Lilo? [suddenly remembers how she treated him and pouts]
 * Lilo: I know you're mad at me, 'cause I was too busy with my show to pay attention to you. You aren't really going to Vegas, are you? You'll never see your ohana again.
 * Stitch: Circus means family, and family means Stitch does not get left behind!
 * Lilo: I never meant to leave you behind.


 * [Lilo and Stitch has defeated Gantu with help from Elastico and the circus group]
 * Stitch: [picks up Lilo's broken seashell necklace] Uh, isa brokuba.
 * Lilo: It's okay. I can always make another one.
 * Stitch: Yeah? I should never have ignored you because of my dumb old hula dance. Being there for you and helping you find your cousins is so much more important.
 * Ringmaster: Well, Indestructerado, we must leave for Las Vegas. It is time to say your goodbyes.
 * Stitch: Ah, oh, um...
 * Ringmaster: Unless you have reconsidered joining our family.
 * Stitch: But... contract.
 * Ringmaster: Ah, yes. You signed the contract. [produces the contract from his hand] This contract was written in the name of Indestructerado, but you signed the name... Stitch. Oh, this contract is numb and void! [the contract disappears] Que payna! Go, be with your real family. [he and Elastico hug Stitch]
 * Stitch: Goodbye. [he and Lilo leaves]
 * Wolfman: We'll never forget you, Indestructerado.