Camp!


 * Gonard: Cool, a sign! I wonder what it is?
 * Camp Instructor: It said "Cheerleader Camp".
 * Gonard: Shh! I'm trying to read a sign. Uh, later. Resort here I come. Cool!
 * Girl: Hi, girls?
 * Girls: Hey!
 * Gonard: Hey, Girlfriends!
 * Girls: Ahh!
 * Girl: It's that monster from the LilyMu show!
 * Girls: Ahh!
 * Gonard: Wait! I'm not a monster! I'm just a giant with a monster face!


 * Gonard: So stretching? Pretty fun.
 * Girls: Ahh!
 * Gonard: Wait! I'm not a monster!
 * Girls: The monster is trying to say something! Ahh!
 * Gonard: Hey, did a monster do this? G-O-N-A-R making rhymes is not so hard; P-P ain't J sandwiches are an okay! Not a monster!
 * Camp Instructor: Okay, girls, time to practice your throw.
 * Gonard: Awesome!
 * Girl: Ahh!
 * Gonard: Now, you throw me.
 * Girls: Ahh!
 * Gonard: (Sobbing) I only want accepted and snacks! Oh, how I want snacks! (Sobbing)
 * Lydia: Wow. Are you a monster?
 * Gonard: (Sobbing)
 * Lydia: Cool.
 * Gonard: (Sobbing) Uh-huh.


 * Gonard: Hmm. A floor looks wet better than normal. Oh well.
 * Girls: 1, 2, 3. 1, 2... Ahh! Made a mess to shore! He can't be soaked! Ahh!
 * Gonard: I just want them to like me.


 * Gonard: Why can't it?


 * German Boy: Lots of the coolers, ja!
 * Lydia: Uh oh. Looks like the popular girls decide to play a little joke.
 * Gonard: My undies the new camp flag? Fly proud boys, fly proud.
 * Lydia: I don't, your honored, Gonard?
 * Gonard: Oh. (Sobbing)


 * Camp Instructor: If you gonna be a real cheerleader? You need long to passy. Let's work on those scream!
 * Girl: Ahh! Ahh!
 * Gonard: I don't why are there scream so great. I can scream like that. Ahh!
 * Lydia: Yeah. It's getting there.
 * All: Ahh!
 * Camp Structor: Ahh!
 * All: Ahh!
 * Lydia: What do we do?
 * Gonard: I got it! 1, 2 and flip 3, and kick, and airing!
 * Girls: The monster saved us! OMG! Wow! For a creature of the night, you really good moves.
 * Gonard: Wait. I thought you guys were scared of me?
 * Girls: That was 5 minutes ago! Yeah!
 * Lydia: You did it, Gonard. You did it.


 * Gonard: Hey.
 * Lydia: Gonard. I thought you ganging out with your popular friends?
 * Gonard: Nah. Turns out they're not as cool as I thought. I mean, I love talking about hair styles as much as the next guy. They're very ridiculous.
 * Lydia: So, you wanna play?
 * Gonard: You know cheerleading camp more fun than I thought would be.
 * Lydia: Yeah. Are you coming back this summer?
 * Gonard: Maybe. To be honest, I don't even know how I got here in first place.
 * Lydia: You're remember to write?
 * Gonard: I mean, I just forgot my best friend even existing for an entire week. But, yes I remember.