It's a Wonderful Life


 * Pop: I know it's soon to talk about it.
 * George: Oh, now Pop, I couldn't. I couldn't face being cooped up for the rest of my life in a shabby little office...Oh, I'm sorry Pop, I didn't mean that, but this business of nickels and dimes and spending all your life trying to figure out how to save three cents on a length of pipe...I'd go crazy. I want to do something big and something important.
 * Pop: You know, George, I feel that in a small way we are doing something important. Satisfying a fundamental urge. It's deep in the race for a man to want his own roof and walls and fireplace, and we're helping him get those things in our shabby little office.
 * George: I know, Dad. I wish I felt...But I've been hoarding pennies like a miser in order to...Most of my friends have already finished college. I just feel like if I don't get away, I'd bust.
 * Pop: Yes...yes...You're right son.
 * George: You see what I mean, don't you, Pop?
 * Pop: This town is no place for any man unless he's willing to crawl to Potter. You've got talent, son. I've seen it. You get yourself an education. Then get out of here.
 * George: Pop, you want a shock? I think you're a great guy. [to Annie, listening through the door] Oh, did you hear that, Annie?
 * Annie: I heard it. About time one of you lunkheads said it.
 * George: I'm going to miss old Annie. Pop, I think I'll get dressed and go over to Harry's party.
 * Pop: Have a good time son.


 * Mary: What'd you wish, George?
 * George: Well, not just one wish. A whole hatful, Mary. I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow, and the next day, and the next year, and the year after that. I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colosseum. Then, I'm comin' back here and go to college and see what they know... And then I'm gonna build things. I'm gonna build airfields, I'm gonna build skyscrapers a hundred stories high, I'm gonna build bridges a mile long...


 * George: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.
 * Mary: I'll take it. Then what?
 * George: Well, then you could swallow it, and it'd all dissolve, see? And the moonbeams'd shoot out of your fingers and your toes, and the ends of your hair... Am I talking too much?
 * Old Man: Yes! Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?
 * George: How's that?
 * Old Man: Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?
 * George: Want me to kiss her, huh?
 * Old Man: Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people!
 * The first line of this dialogue is sampled in the McFly song "Love is Easy" (2012)


 * George: Mary... [picks up Mary's robe, which is lying on the ground] Okay, I give up. Where are you?
 * Mary: Over here in the hydrangea bushes.
 * George: Here you are. Catch. [He is about to throw her the robe, but reconsiders mischeviously] Wait a minute. What am I doing? This is a very interesting situation! (This line was repeated by Jimmy in the 1940 film ''"No Time for Comedy").
 * :Mary: Please give me my robe.
 * George: Hmmm...A man doesn't get in a situation like this every day.
 * Mary: [Getting annoyed] I'd like to have my robe.
 * George: Not in Bedford Falls, anyway.
 * Mary: [thrashing around in the bushes] Ouch!
 * George: Gesundheit. This requires a little thought here.
 * Mary: George Bailey! Give me my robe!
 * George: I've heard about things like this, but I've never...
 * Mary: Shame on you. I'm going to tell your mother on you.
 * George: Oh, my mother's way up the corner there.
 * Mary: I'll call the police!
 * George: They're way downtown. They'd be on my side, too.
 * Mary: Then I'm going to scream!
 * George: Maybe I could sell tickets. No, no... Let's see. No, the point is, in order to get this robe...I've got it! I'll make a deal with you, Mary.
 * A car pulls up with Uncle Billy in the passenger seat
 * George: Uncle Billy?!
 * Uncle Billy: George, George! Your father has had a stroke!
 * [George throws robe in bushes]
 * George: Sorry Mary, I need to go!


 * Dr. Campbell: I'm sure the whole board wishes to express its deep sorrow at the passing of Peter Bailey.
 * George: Thank you very much.
 * Dr. Campbell: It was his faith and devotion that are responsible for this organization.
 * Potter: I'll go further than that. I'll say that to the public Peter Bailey was the Building and Loan.
 * Billy: Oh, that's fine, Potter, coming from you, considering that you probably drove him to his grave!
 * Potter: Peter Bailey was not a business man. That's what killed him. Oh, I don't mean any disrespect to him, God rest his soul. He was a man of high ideals, so called, but ideals without common sense can ruin this town. Now, you take this loan here to Ernie Bishop...You know, that fellow that sits around all day on his brains in his taxi. You know...I happen to know the bank turned down this loan, but he comes here and we're building him a house worth five thousand dollars. Why?
 * George: Well, I handled that, Mr. Potter. You have all the papers there. His salary, insurance. I can personally vouch for his character.
 * Potter: A friend of yours?
 * George: Yes, sir.
 * Potter: You see, if you shoot pool with some employee here, you can come and borrow money. What does that get us? A discontented, lazy rabble instead of a thrifty, working class. And all because a few starry-eyed dreamers like Peter Bailey stir them up and fill their heads with a lot of impossible ideas. Now, I say...
 * George: Just a minute, just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You're right when you say my father was no business man. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor anybody else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was...Why, in the twenty-five years since he and Uncle Billy started this thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy? He didn't save enough money to send Harry to school, let alone me. But he did help a few people get out of your slums, Mr. Potter. And what's wrong with that? Why...Here, you're all businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers? You...you said...What'd you say just a minute ago?...They had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. Wait! Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken-down that they...Do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about...they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him, but to you, a warped frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be!
 * Potter: I'm not interested in your book. I'm talking about the Building and Loan.
 * George: I know very well what you're talking about. You're talking about something you can't get your fingers on, and it's galling you. That's what you're talking about, I know...Well, I've said too much. I...You're the Board here. You do what you want with this thing. Just one more thing, though. This town needs this measly one-horse institution if only to have some place where people can come without crawling to Potter.


 * George: Do you know the three most exciting sounds in the world?
 * Billy: Sure, "Breakfast is served, "Lunch is served, "Dinner is served."
 * George: No. Anchor chains, plane motors, and train whistles.


 * Sam: I may have a job for you, that is, unless you're still married to that broken-down building and loan. Ha, ha, ha. It's the biggest thing since radio and I'm lettin' you in on the ground floor. [to Mary] Will you tell that guy I'm giving him the chance of a lifetime? You hear - the chance of a lifetime.
 * Mary: He says it's the chance of a lifetime.
 * [the phone suddenly drops to the floor as George grabs Mary]
 * George: Now, you listen to me! I don't want any plastics, and I don't want any ground floors, and I don't want to get married - ever - to anyone! You understand that? I want to do what I want to do. And you're...and you're... [suddenly starts kissing Mary] Oh Mary, Mary.
 * Mary: George, George, George.


 * George: It's this old house. I don't know why we don't all have pneumonia. Drafty old barn of a place. It's like growing up living in a refrigerator. Why do we have to live here in the first place, and stay around this measly, crummy old town?
 * Mary: George, what's wrong?
 * George: Wrong? Everything. Why, you call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?


 * Mr. Potter: George, I am an old man and most people hate me. But I don't like them either, so that makes it all even. You know just as well as I do that I run practically everything in this town but the Bailey Building and Loan. You know, also, that for a number of years I've been trying to get control of it. Or kill it. But I haven't been able to do it. You have been stopping me. In fact, you have beaten me, George, and as anyone in this county can tell you, that takes some doing. Now take during the depression, for instance. You and I were the only ones that kept our heads. You saved the Building and Loan, I saved all the rest.
 * George: Yes, well, most people say you stole all the rest.
 * Mr. Potter: The envious ones say that, George. The suckers. Now, I have stated my side very frankly. Now let's look at your side. A young man, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, married, making, say, forty a week.
 * George: Forty-five!
 * Mr. Potter: Forty-five. Forty-five. Out of which, after supporting your mother and paying your bills, you're able to keep, say, ten, if you skimp. A child or two comes along and you won't even be able to save the ten. Now, if this young man of twenty-eight was a common, ordinary yokel, I'd say he was doing fine. But George Bailey is not a common, ordinary yokel. He is an intelligent, smart, ambitious, young man who hates his job, who hates the Building and Loan almost as much as I do. A young man who's been dying to get out on his own ever since he was born. A young man... the smartest one in the crowd, mind you... A young man who has to sit by and watch his friends go places because he's trapped. Yes, sir, trapped into frittering his life away, playing nursemaid to a lot of garlic eaters. Do I paint the correct picture or do I exaggerate?
 * George: Oh, what's your point, Mr. Potter?
 * Mr. Potter: My point? My point is, I want to hire you.
 * George: Hire me?
 * Mr. Potter: I want you to manage my affairs, run my properties. George, I'll start you out at twenty thousand dollars a year.
 * George: Twenty thous...twenty thousand dollars a year?
 * Mr. Potter: You wouldn't mind living in the nicest house in town, buying your wife a lot of fine clothes, a couple of business trips to New York a year, maybe once in a while Europe. You wouldn't mind that, would you, George?
 * George: Would I? Y-You're not talking to somebody else around here, are you? You know, th-this is me, you remember me? George Bailey.
 * Mr. Potter: Oh, yes, George Bailey. Whose ship has just come in, provided he has enough brains to climb aboard.
 * George: Holy mackerel! Well, how about the Building and Loan?
 * Mr. Potter: Oh, confound it, man! Are you afraid of success? I'm offering you a three-year contract at twenty thousand dollars a year, starting today. Is it a deal, or isn't it?
 * George: Well, Mr. Potter, I...I...I know I ought to jump at the chance but I...I just, uh, I-I wonder if-if it would be possible for you to give me twenty-four hours to think it over?
 * Mr. Potter: Sure, sure, sure. You go on home and talk about it to your wife.
 * George: I'd like to do that.
 * Mr. Potter: Yeah. In the meantime, I'll draw up the papers.
 * George: All right, sir.
 * Mr. Potter: Okay, George?
 * George: Okay, Mr. Potter. [pause] No, no, no, no. Wait a minute here. Wait a minute. I don't need twenty-four hours. I, I don't have to talk to anybody. I know right now, and the answer is no! No! Doggone it! You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Potter. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider! And... [turning to his aide] And that goes for you, too!


 * George: Well, you look about the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?
 * Clarence: I haven't won my wings, yet. That's why I'm called an Angel Second Class. I have to earn them. And you'll help me will you?
 * George: Sure, sure. How?
 * Clarence: By letting me help you.
 * George: I know one way you can help me. You don't happen to have 8,000 bucks on you?
 * Clarence: No, we don't use money in Heaven.
 * George: Well, it comes in real handy down here, bud!


 * George: Look, who are you?
 * Clarence: I told you, George. I'm your guardian angel.
 * George: Yeah, yeah, I know. You told me that. What else are you? What...are you a hypnotist?
 * Clarence: No, of course not.
 * George: Well, then, why am I seeing all these strange things?
 * Clarence: Don't you understand, George? It's because you were not born.
 * George: Then if I wasn't born, who am I?
 * Clarence: You're nobody. You have no identity.
 * George: What do you mean, no identity? My name's George Bailey.
 * Clarence: There is no George Bailey. You have no papers, no cards, no driver's license, no 4-F card, no insurance policy...They're not there, either.
 * George: What?
 * Clarence: Zuzu's petals. You've been given a great gift, George. A chance to see what the world would be like without you.


 * Clarence: Your brother, Harry Bailey, broke through the ice and was drowned at the age of nine.
 * George: That's a lie! Harry Bailey went to war! He got the Congressional Medal of Honor! He saved the lives of every man on that transport.
 * Clarence: Every man on that transport died! Harry wasn't there to save them, because you weren't there to save Harry. You see, George, you've really had a wonderful life. Don't you see what a mistake it would be to throw it away?


 * George: Hello, Bedford Falls! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan! Hey! Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!
 * Potter: Happy New Year to you, in jail. Go on home, they're waiting for you!


 * Zuzu: [after a bell on the tree rings] Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
 * George: That's right, that's right. Attaboy, Clarence!