Insane in the Crane Game


 * SwaySway: (Sighs) There's nothing like a nice, relaxing lunch at Pumpers.
 * Buhedeuce: Yip, yip.
 * Mr. Pumpers: Careful! Careful! (Groans) Perfect.
 * SwaySway: Whoa. Mr. Pumpers, are you okay?
 * Mr. Pumpers: Of course I am. I just invested in the greatest money-making venture of all time-- (Groans) The crane game.
 * Both: (Gasps) Whoa!
 * Mr. Pumpers: The best part is, these games... are impossible to win. So I'm gonna rake in the moolah from anyone dumb enough to play.
 * Buhdeuce: Good thing we brought our life savings.
 * Mr. Pumpers: Soon to be my life savings.
 * Buhdeuce: (Vomits)
 * SwaySway: (Laughs) Oh, yeah. We got this, man.
 * Buhdeuce: Okay, a skoosh to the left. A skoosh to the right. One more skoosh. There.
 * SwaySway: Heeyah!
 * Both: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (Gasps) Aww.
 * Buhdeuce: You had that!
 * SwaySway: (Crying) Why? Why?
 * Buhdeuce: Ugh. Mr. Pumpers was right. This thing is impossible.
 * SwaySway: Yeah, let's go waste our money somewhere else.
 * Buhdeuce: Just one more try.
 * SwaySway: We can stop anytime we want. Okay. And-- Oh! One more try. It's fine. I got this. Oh! (Grunts) Okay, just one more. This is it, SwaySway. Oh! Aah! No, no! I got you. (Gasping) I got you. (Sobs) Oh!
 * Buhdeuce: Hmm... Idea.
 * SwaySway: Seriously, this is it. One more try. Win or lose, we just walk away, right, Buhdeuce? Buhdeuce?
 * Buhdeuce: In here, Bap. Check it out. I totally won.
 * SwaySway: Well, pluck my feathers and call me dinner. You're a genius.
 * Buhdeuce: Well, you knoow, my brain just thinks stuff, and it, like, happens.
 * SwaySway: So then I guess I just have one question. How are you gonna get out?
 * Buhdeuce: Easy, Sway. I'll just go out the way I came in. Ninja Roll, Cartwheel, Somersault, Flip. Oh, no. I'm trapped! You knew this would happen, didn't you?
 * SwaySway: Never fear, Deucer. I'll get you out with my awesome crane skills.
 * Buhdeuce: Yes!
 * SwaySway: No! (Groans) That's it. I'm busting you out. Party Punch! Ow-Chihiahua!