Terror on Dinosaur Island!

[HORSE NEIGHING] GENTLEMAN GHOST: You will not take me away in chains again, Batman. [GENTLEMAN GHOST SHOUTS] [YELLING] Forget the money. Got it. Save the money. Oh, beautiful dinero. Moola. Simoleons. Dough, re, mi. Cabbage. [HORSE NEIGHING] GENTLEMAN GHOST: And now, Batman I invite you to join me in the afterlife. [GENTLEMAN GHOST GRUNTS] FIRE: Didn't your mother tell you never to play with fire? Nth metal knuckles. And Nth metal cuffs. It's a winning combination. Not even you can phase through those, Craddock. Thanks for the assist, Fire. Nice work, team. Ooh. Hello, sugar. Ahem. Where is it? Where is what, Bats? The money. Oh, yeah, the money. - The rest of it. - Oh, come on. No finder's fee? Now, that's all of it. Cross my heart and hope to [BELCHES] MAN: Look. What is that? [ROARING] [BOTH GASP] [SHOUTS] [ALL SHOUTING] Your day is done, humans. The age of the ape is at hand. [SCREAMING] [GRUNTS] [SCREAMING] PLASTIC MAN: Come on, Bats. I made a mistake. One tiny little mistake. You were trying to keep that stolen money for yourself. Well, yeah. But give me a break, will you? I stuck my neck out for you, O'Brian. With the judge, the parole board, the League. How long are you gonna hold that over me? You know, I didn't ask you to help me out. What, are you my dad or something? You're not the boss of me. If I wanted to feel guilty, I could call my mom BATMAN: Just a tap of my finger. [BEEPING] Distress signal. Hang on. [GROWLS] These results are unacceptable. My e-ray needs a few more adjustments. Experiment's over. Let's get the spoils back to base and appropriate their finer accoutrements. Batman. The one human worthy of my intellect. Your appearance is inconvenient, but I relish the challenge. Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Because I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns. Stealing a boat. It's Gorilla Grodd. It's messed up, is what it is. GORILLA GRODD: You are under my control. You cannot resist the power of my superior mind. Succumb to Grodd. [BEEPING] Bats. Bats? Hey, snap out of it, Bats. Batsy? Bats? Woo-hoo. Bats, wake up, buddy. Bats! Hmm. A bit too easy for my taste. Dinosaur Island. A mysterious land that exists outside of time where the normal laws of nature don't apply. What makes you say that? The dinosaur. [ROARING] [ROARING] [SCREAMING] Hey! Stop it! Oh! Hey! Ew, dinosaur germs. Hang on, Bats. I'm coming. Grab on. Man, this place is insane. An island full of dinosaurs? Wish I had my camera. What, you're not still mad about the money thing, are you? Oh, come on. Give me another chance. Tell me one reason why I should. Because it's your fault I became Plastic Man in the first place. You remember, don't you, Bats? I was a lowlife crook named Eel O'Brian working in Kite Man's gang. Even I didn't deserve what happened that night. Jig's up, Kite Man. [GROANS] [SCREAMING] [GASPING] Those chemicals turned me into the freak I am today. The only reason you ever helped me is because you feel guilty. There are no happy endings to a life of crime, O'Brian. You made your choice. It's up to you to make the best of it. Grodd's hideout. Look at all those luxury yachts. Grodd must have stolen a fortune. And I bet it's all stashed in there. We are here to stop whatever Grodd has planned. Don't get any funny ideas. Oh, no, I'm cool. Let's go. We're taking Grodd down. - Hard. - Not so fast. Grodd will have this whole valley wired with cameras, tripwires and sensors. They didn't call me The Eel for nothing. Try to keep up, huh? Oh, yeah. The Eel. [BEEPING] [ALARM WAILING] You're a long way from Gorilla City, Grodd. Dinosaur Island's unique inhabitants will be the vanguard of a new civilization. A glorious gorilla nation. A utopia that will spread to claim the entire world. My e-ray evolves humans into their ultimate expression. The intelligent ape. It only requires one more test. And I see two volunteers. Not interested. [GRUNTS] Don't bother with the mind control, Grodd. I'm blocking it with a technique I learned in Tibet. [GROANING] I am the superior being. Bats, no! [SCREAMING] Send out a search party. Nice going, Plas. Way to get one of your only friends in this lousy world captured. [GASPING] [GROANING] [EKG BEEPING] O'BRIAN: Kite Man planned the whole thing, Your Honor. JUDGE: Take him away. MAN: Eel O'Brian, why should this parole board show you leniency? BATMAN: I give you my word. I'll take full responsibility for O'Brian's rehabilitation. Hang in there, Bats. I swear I won't let you down again. [GROANING] GORILLA GRODD: Good. You're awake. You amuse me, Batman. You dress as an animal. You battle against the worst of humanity. The vile underbelly that only wishes to destroy. You should join my noble cause. My only cause is to send you back to the zoo. [GRUNTING] Prepare the e-ray. [E-RAY POWERING UP] Not gonna let you down, Bats. [GROANS] On my way, pal. [GASPS] Just a slight delay, Bats. Oh, boy. This is not happening. This is not happening! GORILLA GRODD: Humanity is an evolutionary dead end. A species determined to destroy itself and take the rest of the planet with it. My species represents the first of a new biological paradigm. We have transcended the animal kingdom. BATMAN: Missed a spot. [GRUNTING] Seize him! Why does this kind of stuff never happen to Superman? Not gonna let you get turned into Hello. No. Stay strong, O'Brian. Not gonna let Batman down. Not gonna Hee! I'm on my way, buddy. Gonna be there in just one second, okay? PLASTIC MAN: I got your back, Bats. Told you I wouldn't let you down. [GROANING] [GROANS] I've finally outsmarted the Batman. What? Like you don't look like a freak too? [GULPS] Tell me you've got a plan, Bat Ape. I always have a plan. COMPUTER: Five minutes to wave pulse. Hear that? In less than 300 seconds this device will bathe everything in a 500-mile radius with e-rays. Everyone in the Bahamas, West Indies and even Florida will evolve. Bad monkey. No, you don't. I can't believe I'm doing this. [GROANING] COMPUTER: Ten, nine, eight - Too late, Batman. COMPUTER: Seven, six, five four, three, two, one. No! [ALL GROANING] Human? No! No! No! I reversed the matrix emitter when Grodd wasn't looking. Looks like human ingenuity beats ape intellect once again. [SHOUTING] Look, I rounded up every last jewel. You wanna count them? No. Ha, ha. What? Seriously? I trust you. You sure about that? GORILLA GRODD: No mere prison of iron and stone can contain the most brilliant mind the world has ever seen. My intellect may be refined, but my revenge My revenge will be as savage as the darkest jungle.