The Chipmunk Adventure

DAVE: The taxi's gonna be here any minute and I'm not even packed. Uh, has anyone seen my tie?

SIMON: You're wearing it, Dave.

DAVE: Uh, uh, thanks, Simon.

THEODORE: Don't forget your mittens, Dave. It's cold in Europe.

DAVE: Oh, thanks, Theodore.

SIMON: And don't forget your tour book. I'm marking all the great cities you'll want to visit.

DAVE: Great, Simon. Now, let's see. Shirts, pants, overcoats, socks. Am I forgetting anything?

ALVIN: Me!

DAVE: Alvin, we've been over this a million times.

ALVIN: Please, Dave, I need a little culture in my life. The Eiffel tower, the Sistine chapel, the Louvre in Rome.

SIMON: The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.

ALVIN: You see, I don't even know where the Louvre is. Please. Take me with you, Dave.

DAVE: Alvin, for the last time. This is strictly a business trip. It's just not practical. Besides, I've hired someone very good to take care of you while I'm gone.

THEODORE: Oh.

SIMON: Did it have to be Miss Miller, Dave?

DAVE: Now, come on, fellas, she's a very nice woman.

MISS MILLER: Yoo-hoo! I'm here. Hello! Anybody home?

ALL: Up here!

MISS MILLER: Dave? Boys?

ALL: We're up here!

MISS MILLER: Hello! Hello!

DAVE: We'll be right down. Well, my taxi's here. I'm sure gonna miss you, boys.

MISS MILLER: Hello!

DAVE: Just a minute.

MISS MILLER: David, your jacket.

DAVE: Oh, thanks.

SIMON: And your tickets.

DAVE: Thanks, Simon. Thanks, Alvin. Alvin!

MISS MILLER: Don't worry about a thing, David. The boys will be fine.

SIMON: Bye, Dave.

THEODORE: Bye, Dave.

MISS MILLER: Don't worry, dear. You'll get to see the world soon enough.

SIMON: Look out on the left, Alvin. You're not going to make it.

ELEANOR: Brittany. Oh, Alvin.

SIMON: Faster, Alvin. Faster. Hurry.

JEANETTE: Go, Alvin.

ELEANOR: Brittany.

ALVIN: Oh! SIMON: Look out for that sphinx.

ALVIN: Aw, nuts.

THEODORE: Since when does Alvin like playing around the world in 30 days?

SIMON: Since he feels it's as close to a world trip as he'll ever get.

ALL: Come on. Hurry.

CLAUDIA: We have people waiting around the world for $5 million in diamonds, and we can't get anyone to deliver them.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: What about Ivan?

CLAUDIA: Oh, we've used him too often. Jamal knows his face. Oh, sorry, Sophie. We need someone new. Someone Jamal would never suspect. Don't forget, dear brother, last year Jamal robbed us of $3 million worth of priceless, precious...

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Claudia.

CLAUDIA: ...gorgeous, spectacular...

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Claudia.

CLAUDIA: ...to die for gems. Thank you, Sophie.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Oh, Claudia, please. Not here.

SIMON: Come on, Alvin.

ELEANOR: Brittany, watch out.

CLAUDIA: Noisy brats!

THEODORE: Go, Alvin, go. To the left, Alvin. To the left.

ALVIN: Leave me alone.

THEODORE: Watch out! The Chipettes are winning.

ALVIN: I heard that, Theodore.

SIMON: You need to take the shortcut across Fiji, Alvin.

THEODORE: Oh, not that. It's too dangerous.

ALVIN: It's my only chance.

ELEANOR: Oh, Brittany, be careful. Oh, Brittany.

SIMON: You're gaining, Alvin.

ALVIN: No!

THE CHIPETTES: Hurray!

BRITTANY: I won. ALVIN: You're lucky this is only a game. You'd never beat me if this were for real.

BRITTANY: Oh, is that so?

ALVIN: Yeah, that's so.

BRITTANY: If I had the money, I'd race you around the world, right now.

CLAUDIA: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Oh, don't be ridiculous. It's too dangerous. They're only children.

CLAUDIA: Exactly. Who would suspect them?

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: No, Claudia, it's out of the question.

CLAUDIA: Listen to me, Klaus! If you think I'm going to let you botch up this deal like you did the last one...

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Must you keep reminding me?! I underestimated Jamal! It won't happen again!

CLAUDIA: You bet it won't! We're doing things my way this time!

BRITTANY: Well, unless you inherit a fortune, Alvin, I guess we'll never know.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Excuse us, but we couldn't help overhearing your conversation.

CLAUDIA: We were just wondering which one of you really would win a race around the world.

BRITTANY: Hmm, I would.

ALVIN: Not a chance.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: I know. She could win.

CLAUDIA: Would you like to make a little wager?

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Why not? I bet $1 million on this cutie.

BRITTANY: Hmm.

CLAUDIA: And I bet on this handsome gentleman.

ALVIN: $1 million? Uh, you're joking, right?

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Certainly not. We're quite wealthy and very bored. Allow us to introduce ourselves. My name is Klaus Furschtien, and this is my sister, Claudia. And Sophie.

THEODORE: And we are The Chipmunks. And these are our friends, the Chipettes.

CLAUDIA: The Chipmunks and Chipettes. Oh, how adorable! Well, what do you say? Will you consider our little wager? A bet like this would add a little excitement to our lives.

ALVIN: Well, I'm game.

BRITTANY: Me, too.

ALL: What?

CLAUDIA: Then it's all set. We'll supply all the necessary provisions for you to race around the world, and the first one back gets $100,000.

ALVIN: $100,000? This is fantastic.

ALVIN: Come on, Simon, help me out.

SIMON: Absolutely not. I refuse to be a part of this deception.

ALVIN: Ok, Theodore, it's you and me. We just need Dave to say: Hello, Miss Miller, I want Alvin, Simon and Theodore to meet me in Europe. Bye-bye. Is the tape recorder ready?

THEODORE: I think so.

Simon: I can't believe you'd deceive Miss Miller for a package of tutti-frutti, Theodore.

THEODORE: 2 packages.

ALVIN: What could be better? An all-expense-paid trip around the world and a chance at winning $100,000. Besides, we'll be back before Dave gets home.

SIMON: Do you realize it's 3:00 in the morning where Dave is?

ALVIN: Exactly. He'll be putty in my hands.

ALVIN: Hello, Dave?

DAVE: Hello, Alvin. Alvin, what is it?

ALVIN: Uh, I just missed the sound of your voice. Uh, so guess who's in the house right now, Dave?

DAVE: I don't know, Alvin.

ALVIN: Well, there's me and Simon and Theodore and...

DAVE: Miss Miller?

ALVIN: Very good, Dave. Well, that's about all I need. I, I mean, it's been good talking to you, Dave.Bye-bye.

DAVE: Uh, Alvin?

ALVIN: Bye-bye.

DAVE: Bye-bye.

THEODORE: Now, what do we do?

ALVIN: We edit the tape together, play it for Miss Miller, and we're on our way around the world.

MISS MILLER: Now, let's see. Alvin gets the raisin bread, Simon gets the English muffin, mmm... Theodore gets the banana bread, the orange slices, the cereal, the bowl of yogurt, the peanut-butter sandwich, the pancakes with gooseberry jelly, the scrambled eggs with toast...

ALVIN: I wonder when Dave will call us. Ahem.

THEODORE: Oh, yeah.

ALVIN: I'll get it! Hello. Hi, Dave. What a coincidence! We were just talking about you. Sure, hold on. Miss Miller, it's Dave. He wants to talk to you.

MISS MILLER: Hello? Oh.

DAVE: Eyb eyb. Eporue ni em teem ot, Erodoeht dna, Nomis, Nivla tnaw I. Rellim sm, olleh? Eporue ni em teem ot...

MISS MILLER: Huh?

SIMON: It's not your hearing-aid, Miss Miller.

ALVIN: Uh, it's a bad connection.

THEODORE: Oh. Uh. Oh.

DAVE: Hello, Miss Miller.

MISS MILLER: David, are you drunk? DAVE: Hello, Miss Miller. I want Alvin, Simon and Theodore to meet me in Europe.

ALVIN: Phew.

DAVE: Bye-bye.

MISS MILLER: Could you repeat that, David?

ALVIN: Klaus and Claudia wanted us here at 2:00. I hope we're not too late.

THEODORE: Simon, I feel kind of funny about tricking Miss Miller.

SIMON: It's called guilt, Theodore.

ALVIN: Come on, you guys.

ALL: Wow!

BRITTANY: Uh, so, Alvin, you finally showed up.

ALVIN: Well, somebody has to win the race.

SIMON: Mr. Furschtien, I beg you to call this off.

ALVIN: Don't listen to him, Klaus. We're thrilled to be going.

CLAUDIA: Oh, Simon, don't worry so much. Now, here are the rules. Each of you will be taking a different route.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: And to make sure you travel completely around the world, both teams must deposit one doll at 12 different locations. You'll be given the opposing team's doll to verify you were there. The first one back wins $100,000.

ALVIN: A hundred...

BRITTANY: Thousand dollars.

JEANETTE: Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda?

SIMON: Well, if you insist on going, don't take the easterly route. I heard on the news there's a hurricane coming from that direction.

BRITTANY: Uh, thank you for your advice, Simon. What a liar. He's getting as bad as Alvin.

JEANETTE: But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany?

JEANETTE: Oh, Jeanette, don't be so naive. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: On your marks...

SIMON: Please reconsider.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Go!

THEODORE: Better get in, Simon!

SIMON: Why didn't I think of that?

ALVIN: Do you know how to work this thing, Simon?

SIMON: Not a clue, Alvin!

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Gott im Himmel!

ELEANOR: Watch out! Higher, Jeanette, higher!

ALVIN: Hang on, Simon.

SIMON: Oh, no. Oh.

BRITTANY: Watch where you're going!

ALVIN: We had the right of way!

SIMON: Whoa!

ALVIN: In you go, Simon.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Oh, grass stains. Still think it's a good idea, Claudia?

CLAUDIA: They'll get the hang of it. Jamal will never suspect them in a million years.

ELEANOR: Brittany, maybe Simon was right about the hurricane.

BRITTANY: For the last time, Eleanor, there is no hurricane.

CLAUDIA: Yes, the couriers have already left. You'll get your diamonds. You just make sure you fill my dolls with cash. Oh, play with her, Klaus. It's not going to kill you.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Hey, hey, hey. Hey...

CLAUDIA: The boys are going to Mexico City.

MAN: Is someone else on the line?

CLAUDIA: Don't be ridiculous. There's no one here but Klaus and Mario. And Sophie. Keep in touch. Oh, what a brilliant idea this was of mine!

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: It's not over yet, Claudia.

CLAUDIA: What could go wrong? Where's my coffee?

MARIO: Pronto. Is Jamal there?

INSPECTOR JAMAL: What did you find out?

MARIO: The girls' first stop is Bermuda and the boys...

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: You lose again, mutt. Ah! This is one of my Pierre Cardin socks.

CLAUDIA: Oh, Klaus. Mario! Where's my coffee?!

MARIO: Coming, signora, presto! I've got to go. I'll call you when I get some more information.

INSPECTOR JAMAL: Well, Sisman, it looks like you're off to Bermuda. And you, Cuomo, Mexico City.

JEANETTE: Well, that was quite a breeze. A breeze? It was a hurricane. Just like Simon said.

ELEANOR: Yeah, Brittany. Why don't you just admit you were wrong?

BRITTANY: Because, I don't think...

BOTH: Brittany!

BRITTANY: Ok, ok, I was wr...wr... wr... uh, Jeanette, where's our first drop-off?

JEANETTE: We meet Mr. Anton on the flying surprise.

THEODORE: Ah! Isn't Rio beautiful?

ALVIN: We're in Mexico, Theodore.

THEODORE: Oh? Uh, that's what I mean.

SIMON: Uh, Alvin, land the balloon by the fountain. Like I said, in the tree. Your first drop-off is the cluck n taco. ALVIN: You mean our first drop-off.

SIMON: I'm only along to see you don't get into too much trouble.

THEODORE: Hey, there it is. The cluck n taco. I'll have 2 cheese enchiladas with extra sauce, and a tostada grande, oh, and a quesadilla with a side of guacamole, uh, 2 chile...

SIMON: They're closed, Theodore.

ALVIN: Oh, fellas! The instructions say to drop the doll under the little sombrero. Well, what do you know! 1 down and 11 to go.

THEODORE: And one quesadilla.

SIMON: Forget it, Theodore.

ALVIN: And you thought we were gonna have trouble.

MAN: There's nothin' to be afraid of, boys. The fun has just begun! It is our annual fiesta!

Chipmunks: I yi yi yi!

I yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi!

I yi yi yi yi, I like you very much.

I yi yi yi yi, I think you're grand.

Why why why is it that when I feel your touch,

My heart starts to beat, to beat the band?

I yi yi yi like you to hold me tight.

You are too too too too too divine.

If you want to be in someone's arms tonight,

Just be sure the arms you're in are mine.

I like your lips,

I like your eyes,

Do you like my hips?

To hypnotize you?!

See, see, see, see, see, see, see the moon above,

Way way way way way up in the blue,

Si si señorita I think I fall in love,

And when I fall, I think I fall for you.

I yi yi yi.

Si si si si.

I yi yi yi,

Can see see see,

Can see see see that you're for me!

Simon (SPEAKING in Alvin's noise): Ok, Chipmunks, hit it!

Alvin: (laughing) Ahhh, ha ha ha ha ha!

Chipmunks: You've gotta get going,

And where you're going,

What you gonna do?

We're on our way to somewhere,

We three of us, and you! (uh-huh!)

Who will be there?

What'll we see there?

What a really big surprise,

There may be senoritas,

With dark and flashing eyes.

We're on our way,

We're on our way!

Pack up your pack!

Pack up your pack!

And if we stay!

And if we stay!

We won't be back!

We won't be back!

How can we go?

How can we go?

We haven't gotta, gotta dime!

But, we're going,

And we're gonna have a happy time!

Cuanto le gusta, gusta , gusta ,  gusta ,  gusta ,  gusta!

Cuanto le gusta, gusta, gusta, gusta, gusta, gusta!

Cuanto le gusta, gusta, gusta, gusta, gusta, gusta!

Cuanto le gusta, gusta, gusta, gusta, gusta, gusta!

THEODORE (SPEAKING): Adios, you guys!

CLAUDIA: Hello.

MAN: Miss Furschtien. Everything's fine. They made the drop-off right on schedule.

ELEANOR: Brittany, I... I really think we should just wait until he comes back up.

BRITTANY: But who knows when that'll be.

ELEANOR: Besides, we are losing valuable time. But we've never been scuba diving. And, and who knows what's down there?

BRITTANY: Relax, Eleanor. The only thing down there is our chipmunk doll. Just remember the team that wins gets the $100,000!

ELEANOR: We thought you were a goner.

BRITTANY: Me, too.

ELEANOR: We would have been lost without you.

BRITTANY: I know.

ELEANOR: Thank goodness, you're all right.

BRITTANY: What?

ELEANOR: Just kidding, Brit.

JEANETTE: Come on, you guys. We've got the whole world to see.

Both Groups: Flying through the airways,

Making the right stops.

Through a storybook of places,

Making all our drops.

See the cliffs of Dover,

And over to the right,

Are the snowy white-capped Alps,

Majestic, standing bright!

Hey, don't you know that we're off to see the world?

We're off to find our dreams,

Why are our hearts beating so fast?

Why is there suddenly a brand new hope inside us,

That will surely last?

Hey don't you know that we're off to see the world?

We're off to find things new,

So we will follow every clue.

Just think there's suddenly,

A chance to find if all we dreamed in dreams was true.

Just flew over Switzerland,

Destination set.

Heading now for Africa,

A quest we won't forget.

Faced a threat in Rio,

We could be in for more.

And now we are descending,

I can see Italy's shore.

Hey don't you know that we're off to see the world?

We're off to find our dreams,

Why are our hearts beating so fast?

Why is there suddenly a brand new hope inside us,

That will surely last?

Hey, don't you know that we're off to see the world?

We're off to find things new,

So we will follow every clue.

Just think there's suddenly,

A chance to find if all we dreamed in dreams was true.

MARIO: Signora. There is a long-distance phone call for you from Europe.

CLAUDIA: Wonderful! Oh, I'm sorry, Sophie. Hello. The girls have made six drop-offs? Good. And the boys? Wonderful! Good.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Did the spoiled brat get wet? Did the rug rat get a little water on her?

CLAUDIA: This is excellent news. Keep me posted. Oh, Sophie, you got wet! My poor baby! Oh, Klaus, you are so reckless!

ALVIN: I love Athens. The nightlife, the girls, the excitement.

SIMON: Alvin, you've never been to Athens.

ALVIN: Well, it looks like a city I would love.

THEODORE: I'll have a large order of couscous, a-and 2 yalanchi donuts. Quickly, please!

BRITTANY: I saw it first!

ALVIN: Brittany!

BRITTANY: Alvin, what are you doing here?

ALVIN: We're on our way to Istanbul. What are you doing here?

BRITTANY: We're on our way to Cairo.

SIMON: Have you guys had any, uh, trouble along the way?

JEANETTE: Well, there was this guy...

BRITTANY: Uh, we had nothing but smooth sailing. And you?

SIMON: Well, actually, I get the feeling...

ALVIN: It's been a piece of cake. The only problem we had is crowd control. We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?

JEANETTE: No.

BRITTANY: Sure we do!

ELEANOR: Ssh!

ALVIN: No, you don't.

BRITTANY: All right, Mr. Popularity, how much you wanna bet we can out-rock-and-roll you?!

SIMON: We've got to keep these two apart.

ALVIN: Come on, Theodore.

THEODORE: Oh, my couscous!

DAVE: They're for my 3 boys. I wanna get 'em something special since they're stuck at home. Hey, that looks like my boys.

ALVIN AND BRITTANY:  Sun goes down,

I'm just getting up,

I'm heading for the city lights!

Radio blastin' all the way to the club,

Gonna rock this town tonight!

THE CHIPETTES: You're living in a man's world, they tell us.

But we ain't gonna buy it,

The things they're trying to sell us now!

'Cause we're the girls of rock and roll!

BRITTANY: Woooooooo!

THE CHIPETTES: Yeah, we're the girls of rock and roll!

BRITTANY: Roooock and roll, roll, roll, roll-ah!

ALVIN: Oh, yeah!

THE CHIPMUNKS: The curtain's up and I'm ready to go,

My guitar is in my hand.

There's nothing more that I'd rather do,

Than play in a rock and roll band.

All we have is what we will be given,

Heading for the top.

ALVIN: Don't you know?

THE CHIPMUNKS: We'll never stop believin' now!

'Cause we're the boys of rock and roll!

ALVIN: You better believe it, yeah, yeah, yeah!

THE CHIPMUNKS: We're the boys of rock and roll!

ALVIN: Roooock and rooooll, roll!

THE CHIPETTES: We are the girls, we are the girls,

We are the girls of rock and roll!

THE CHIPMUNKS: We are the boys, we are the boys,

We are the boys of rock and roll!

(Instrumental break)

THE CHIPMUNKS:  'Cause we're the boys of rock and roll!

BRITTANY: Ohhhhhhhhhh!

THE CHIPETTES: Yeah, we're the girls of rock and roll!

BRITTANY: Better be believin' that we are!

THE CHIPMUNKS: Yeah, we're the boys of rock and roll!

ALVIN: Rooooock and rooooll!

THE CHIPETTES: Yeah, we're the girls of rock and roll!

BRITTANY: Rock and rock and roll!

THE CHIPMUNKS: Yeah, we're the boys of rock and roll!

ALVIN: Roooock and roll!

THE CHIPETTES: Yeah, we're the girls of rock and roll!

BRITTANY: Rock and rock and rooooll!

THE CHIPMUNKS: Yeah, we're the boys of rock and roll!

ALVIN: Gonna rock and roll and rock and roll!

THE CHIPETTES: Yeah, we're the girls of rock and roll!

ALVIN: And rock and roll and gonna rock and roooooooll!

DAVE (speaking): I could've sworn. No, it, it couldn't be. Uh, the boys wouldn't. Would they?

ALVIN: And rock and roll and gonna rock and roooooooll!

MISS MILLER (singing): Come on-a my house, my house / I'm gonna give you candy / Come on-a my house, my house / I'm gonna give you apple and a plum / And an apricot, too.

MISS MILLER: I'll. Huh? Oh, rats! Come on-a my house, a-my house, come on! Hello?

DAVE: Uh, hello, Miss Miller?

MISS MILLER: Oh, David.

DAVE: I'm just calling to see how everything is.

MISS MILLER: Oh, everything is fine. It's quiet as a mouse around here.

DAVE: Alvin's behaving himself?

MISS MILLER: He is? Well, that's good.

DAVE: Uh, could I talk to the boys?

MISS MILLER: Well, I don't see why not.

DAVE: Uh, is Alvin available?

MISS MILLER: Available for what?

DAVE: To talk.

MISS MILLER: Well, how should I know?

DAVE: Uh, look, Miss Miller, I just called to see if everything was all right.

MISS MILLER: Everything's fine, David.

DAVE: Well, give the boys my love.

MISS MILLER: Why don't you give them your love?

DAVE: Well, are they available?

MISS MILLER: Available for what?

DAVE: Never mind. Uh, nice talking to you, Miss Miller.

MISS MILLER: You, too, David. And David, get some rest, will you? Oh, that poor man is losing his marbles.

MISS MILLER (singing): Come on-a my house, my house! I'm gonna give you a fig and a date and a raisin a-cake!

INSPECTOR JAMAL: (fuming) You imbeciles. I ask you to take candy from a baby, and you fail me! I can see. I need bigger, tougher men, to handle this job.

ELEANOR: Just a few more drop-offs and we're finished.

MAN: There they are. Just as Jamal described them. Come on, let us go.

BRITTANY: Well, this next drop-off in Egypt should be a snap. Oh!

JEANETTE: Whoa!

BRITTANY: This happens to be my favorite dress, Jeanette.

ALL: Uh-oh!

BRITTANY: If you don't put me down immediately, I'm gonna get very, very rough with you.

Deep Voice: I will rule the world.

SERVANT: Sir.

ARABIAN PRINCE: Oh, no, you won't. I will rule the world.

SERVANT: We have the girls and their dolls.

ARABIAN PRINCE: Good.

BRITTANY: I mean it, buster! Let me go!

ARABIAN PRINCE: Contact Jamal. Tell him he can have the dolls, but I want the girls.

SERVANT: But, Jamal specifically ordered the girls to be returned.

ARABIAN PRINCE: I do not take orders from Jamal. I am doing him a favor. And as payment, I keep the girls.

BRITTANY: Uh, dream on, tiny Tim.

ARABIAN PRINCE: Prepare for the engagement ceremony. In 10 years, I will make her one of my wives.

BRITTANY: One of your wives? Oh!

ELEANOR: Excuse me, sir. But, uh, you wouldn't wanna marry Brittany. She's, well, she's very difficult.

JEANETTE: And she's not very tidy!

ELEANOR: And her cooking is atrocious!

JEANETTE: And she spends money like a drunken sailor!

ELEANOR: And, and when she doesn't get her way...

BRITTANY: That's enough, you guys!

ARABIAN PRINCE: The ceremony will take place promptly at dawn.

BRITTANY: Oh! If you think I'm gonna marry that pint-sized twerp, you're nuts!

ARABIAN PRINCE: Pint-sized twerp. I love it, I love it. What is a twerp?

BRITTANY: You don't understand. I don't care how important he is, how powerful he is, how rich he is. By the way, uh, how rich is he?

SERVANT: An engagement present from the sheik. All the way from the south pole. Have a pleasant night.

ELEANOR: A baby penguin!

BABY PENGUIN: Oh.

ELEANOR: How cute.

BRITTANY: Whatever happened to diamonds and rubies?

BABY PENGUIN: Oh.

ELEANOR: It's ok, little fella. I'm not gonna hurt you. Oh, you miss your mama and papa, huh?

JEANETTE: The poor little thing is homesick.

BRITTANY: I'm not exactly thrilled to be here myself, Jeanette! We've got to find our dolls and get out of here!

ELEANOR: You two go ahead, I-I-I'll be right back.

BRITTANY: Why don't you just announce we're making our escape, Jeanette? Oh, no. How do we get our dolls?

JEANETTE: Uh, we don't.

BRITTANY: Wait a minute. You-you've heard of snake charmers, right? Well, let's charm 'em.

JEANETTE: Honey, you're a sweet thing,

Both: And you look so fine.

All I ever wanted,

Is to make you mine.

Give me a clue.

Tell me what I need to do,

To get lucky with you.

Boy, I really love you,

With my heart and soul.

Honey, won't you take me,

Where I want to go?

Give me a clue.

Tell me what I need to do,

To get lucky with you.

Getting lucky, mmm, getting lucky,

Is really what it's all about.

Getting lucky, mmm, getting lucky,

Is somethin' I can't do without.

Honey, I've been waiting,

Waiting patiently,

Let me unlock your heart, boy.

I think I've got the key.

Give me a clue.

Tell me what I need to do,

To get lucky with you!

Oh, ho, ho!

Give me a clue.

Tell me what I need to do,

To get lucky with you!

Oh, ho, ho!

Give me a clue.

Tell me what I need to do,

To get lucky with you!

Give me a clue.

Tell me what I need to do

To get lucky with you!

Oh, honey, honey, give me a clue.

Won't you tell me what I need to do,

To get lucky with you!

BRITTANY: What's in the ice chest, Eleanor?

ELEANOR: Oh, uh, just some cold drinks and sandwiches.

BRITTANY: Oh, Elly, how can you think of food at a time like this?

ALVIN: Ok, let's get a good night's sleep so we can get an early start in the morning.

THEODORE: I don't think we should have taken this short cut. I-I-It's too dangerous.

ALVIN: Relax, Theodore. This isn't the arcade game. Huh? Phew.

THEODORE: Ah, uh, did you hear something?

ALVIN: Nope.

SIMON: Nope.

THEODORE: But, uh, something's out there.

ALVIN: He's still afraid of the boogeyman.

SIMON: Don't worry, Theodore. Alvin and I are right here.

Just try to go to sleep.

THEODORE: Ok. Oh.

ALVIN: Well, Theodore, did the boogeyman get you? Theodore?

BOTH: He's gone.

ALVIN: Hey, what's that?

BOTH: Uh-oh.

SIMON: The footprints lead into that village.

ALVIN: Theodore.

SIMON: Theodore.

ALVIN: Hi, guys. Watch the old maestro at work. A little negotiating and we're out of here. We make you heap good offer. See pretty clothes? Nice shoesies? Make 'um plenty good music. You take 'um all this wampum, and we take 'um little butterball, you steal 'um from us last night. How about it?

SIMON: Brilliant negotiating, Alvin. Oh, I hate to think what's happened to Theodore.

ALVIN: Yeah, who knows what they've done to the poor little guy.

BOTH: Theodore!

THEODORE: Alvin, Simon!

ALVIN: What's going on?

SIMON: Uh, if I'm translating correctly, I think they said that Theodore is their long lost prince of plenty.

ALVIN: Prince of plenty? Now, you're talking!

SIMON: And the only way for us to live is to be his slave.

ALVIN: Slave? Forget it! Where to, your royalness?

BRITTANY: Jeanette, could you pass me something to eat?

ELEANOR: Don't do it, Jeanette.

BRITTANY: When it comes to food, Eleanor, you're awfully selfish. A penguin? You were going to eat this penguin?

ELEANOR: Don't be ridiculous, Brittany. We've got to get this little guy back to Antarctica. He'll die if we don't.

BRITTANY: And how do you propose we do that, Eleanor? Federal express?

ELEANOR: No. I thought we could take him.

BRITTANY: And lose the race? Jeanette, will you please talk some sense into your sister?

JEANETTE: She's right, Brittany.

BRITTANY: You're both crazy! I'm sorry. But we're talking about $100,000 and, uh, well, uh! He doesn't look very good, Eleanor.

ELEANOR: I told you.

BRITTANY: Well, how do we get to Antarctica?

ELEANOR: Just one little bite for Aunty Eleanor.

JEANETTE: He's getting worse.

BRITTANY: What can we do?

ELEANOR: He needs his mommy, Brittany. She'll know what to do. (sings)

It's hard to remember:

Summer or winter,

When she hasn't been there for me.

A friend and companion,

I can always depend on,

My mother, that's who I need.

BRITTANY: I've taken for granted,

The seeds that she's planted,

She's always behind everything.

JEANETTE: A teacher, a seeker,

A both-arms-outreacher,

My mother, that's who I need.

ELEANOR: Wish I could slow down,

The hands of time,

Keep things the way they are.

If she said so,

I would give her the world,

If I could, I would!

My love and my laughter,

From here ever after,

Is all that she says, that she needs!

THE CHIPETTES: A friend and companion,

I can always depend on,

My mother, that's who I need.

My mother, that's who I need.

That's who I need.

MAN: We better call Miss Furschtien.

CLAUDIA: Hello.

MAN: Ma'am, we've located the girls. They've strayed nearly a 1,000 miles off course.

CLAUDIA: What? They must have discovered the jewels and decided to make a break for it.

MAN: Well, ma'am, we'll try to stop them. They're very, very slippery.

CLAUDIA: I don't want your excuses. I want those dolls! And don't come back without them!

MAN: There's the balloon. Let's go.

ELEANOR: Mmm.

THE CHIPETTES: Goodbye. Thank you.

BRITTANY: Give us back our dolls, you creeps.

ELEANOR: Thanks again. Bye.

MAN 1: How are we gonna explain this to Claudia?

MAN 2: Hey, you can tell her.

MAN 1: Listen, it's your...

MAN 2: Every time we go into a some kind of a problem, you're always trying to weasel out of it.

MAN 1: I know what's wrong with you.

ELEANOR: I don't get it. Why are people willing to kill for these dolls?

BRITTANY: Because they're so cute. Oh, look at the sweet little face.

JEANETTE: Wait a minute. Look at this diamonds!

ELEANOR: Open a chipmunk doll.

BRITTANY: There must be thousands of dollars in each of these.

JEANETTE: I don't believe it. This whole race was just to get us to deliver these diamonds.

BRITTANY: And if we're in danger, the boys must be in danger, too. We've got to find them.

ALVIN: 3:00 in the morning, and Prince Theodore has a craving for mushrooms. I hope he chokes on 'em.

SIMON: Alvin.

ALVIN: Now, I've had it.

SIMON: Hey, Alvin, look over here.

ALVIN: What is it, Simon?

SIMON: It's ancient writing that says: sacrifice the full moon on the prince of plenty. That doesn't make any sense. Oh, how silly of me. It's eyes before eats except after tea. I got it reversed. It says: sacrifice the prince of plenty on the full moon.

BOTH: Oh, no.

SIMON: They're going to sacrifice Theodore tonight!

ALVIN: Over my dead body.

SIMON: You mean, over our dead bodies.

ALVIN: Are there, uh, any, uh, favorite songs you'd like to hear before we go?

NATIVE CHIEF: Hmm... (gasps) Worry Burry!

ALVIN: Worry burry?

SIMON: Do you think he means Wooly Bully?

ALVIN: Well, it's worth a try.

ALVIN: Uno! Dos!

One, two, tres, quatro!

NATIVE CHIEF: Yeah! Wurry Burry!

ALVIN: Watch it now! He'll get you! (sings)

Here it comes,

Here it comes!

NATIVE CHIEF: I love it! Get down, mama!

ALVIN: Watch it now!

He'll get you!

NATIVE CHIEF: Get down, get runky! Haha!

THE CHIPMUNKS: Matty told Hatty,

About a thing she saw,

Had two big horns,

And a wooly jaw!

Wooly Bully!

NATIVES: Worry Burry!

ALVIN: Yeah, right!

THE CHIPMUNKS: Wooly bully,

wooly bully,

wooly bully!

Hatty told Matty,

Let's don't take no chance.

Let's not be L-seven,

Come and learn to dance!

Wooly Bully ! NATIVES: Wurry burry ALVIN: That's right!

THE CHIPMUNKS: Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully! ALVIN: Watch it now, watch it, watch it, watch it!

NATIVE CHIEF: YEEEEEOOOOOOOW!

BRITTANY (speaking): Hey, what's all that ruckus?

Jeanette: It looks like a big celebration.

ELEANOR (speaking): And they've got a bonfire, and a chubby little butterball tied to a stake. It's Theodore! They've got The Chipmunks!

BRITTANY (speaking): Come on!

THE CHIPMUNKS: Matty told Hatty,

That's the thing to do.

Get you someone really,

To pull the wool with you!

Wooly bully!

NATIVES: Wurry Burry!

THE CHIPMUNKS: Wooly bully,

wooly bully,

wooly bully!

ALVIN: Watch it now!

Watch it!

Here it comes!

You've got it!

You've got it!

THEODORE: Shouldn't I thank them? And, they were very sweet to me.

Simon: Send them a postcard, Theodore.

CLAUDIA: Two days and I haven't heard from anyone! Those incompetent fools! Where could they be? I'll find them if it's the last thing I do. And when I get my hands on those...

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Oh, my head. Claudia, it's 5:00 in the morning. What's going on?

CLAUDIA: Oh, nothing, Klaus. Sophie just knocked over the vase.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Why, you little mutt. That was a priceless antique.

CLAUDIA: Klaus, heel! Really, Klaus, you're such a bully. Go back to bed. What?

MARIO: Any word yet?

INSPECTOR JAMAL: Yes, our men have spotted them. They should be landing at the airport shortly.

MARIO: I'll meet you there, inspector.

CLAUDIA: We'll take you to the airport, Mario.

THEODORE: Are we there yet?

BRITTANY: Theodore, if you ask one... Wait a minute. We're home.

STEWARDESS: Please, fasten your seat belts.

CLAUDIA: There they are! Children, oh, children. Oh, how good to see you, darling.

ALVIN: Don't children us!

BRITTANY: Yeah, we know all about the diamonds.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Now don't try anything stupid. Just hand over the dolls.

ALVIN: Come on!

Chipettes: We don't have to do,

What you tell us to do no more! You get what you need

And you don't want it anymore,

We don't cry now.

ALVIN: Come on, this way.

Chipettes: We don't know how.

CLAUDIA: Come back here!

Chipettes: We heard what you said,

And we don't believe a word you say.

The hill is a high one,

But we'll climb it anyway.

There's no doubt.

You'll find out.

We're the ones on the run,

We're the girls,

We're the diamond dolls!

Diamond dolls!

It's a ravenous world,

And the ceiling is very tall.

CLAUDIA: After them!

Chipettes: Do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

There's a weight and a climb,

And a ladder and many fall.

Diamond dolls

We're the cream of the crop, never stop,

We're the diamond dolls!

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: It's too late, Claudia. They'll make a scene in front of all these people.

CLAUDIA: Then we'll tell them we have the babysitter. What was her name? Miss, uh, Miss Miller. Oh, wait. I have a message from Miss Miller. Hand over the dolls. And do as we say if you ever want to see your babysitter again.

ALVIN: Hmm.

SIMON: Alvin.

CLAUDIA: Of course, you know Sophie. But I don't believe you've met Mario. He has a tendency to talk too much.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Get in.

ALVIN: Hey, my cap.

DAVE: Hey, this cap looks like Alvin's.

ALVIN: Dave!

DAVE: Huh?

ALVIN: Help!

DAVE: Somebody, help! My son's in trouble!

INSPECTOR JAMAL: Inspector Jamal. Let's go.

Chipettes: Silver, platinum,

I pass on them.

You can have them,

I know what I want.

We're the ones on the run,

We're the girls, we're the diamond dolls!

Diamond dolls!

It's a ravenous world

And the ceiling is very tall

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

There's a weight and a climb,

And a ladder and many fall.

Diamond dolls!

We're the cream of the crop, never stop,

We're the diamond dolls!

MISS MILLER (singing): I told the witch doctor,

I was in love with you.

I told the witch doctor,

I was in love with you.

And then the witch doctor,

He told me what to do.

He said that...

MISS MILLER: Now let's see. David is arriving at European Airlines. Oh, oh, there it is.

CLAUDIA: In a few minutes, we'll be on our private jet to Costa Rica. Here's to me.

MISS MILLER: Oh, good heavens!

THEODORE: You should have been wearing your seat belts.

MISS MILLER: Huh? My car! I hope you have insurance, buster. Huh? Never in all my life have I seen such reckless driving.

ALL: Miss Miller?

MISS MILLER: Huh, boys?

DAVE: Kids!

ALL: Dave! Dave!

ALVIN: Boy, it's good to see you Dave, I, I think.

INSPECTOR JAMAL: Well, if it isn't my old friends, Klaus and Claudia.

KLAUS FURSCHTEIN: Here's to you, Claudia.

CLAUDIA: If so much as one hair is out of place on my Sophie, you'll live to regret it!

MISS MILLER: I can understand this deception from Alvin, but not you, Theodore.

THEODORE: I'm sorry, Miss Miller.

DAVE: Thanks for all your help, Inspector.

INSPECTOR JAMAL: Thank you.

ALVIN: Hey, what about my $100,000?

BRITTANY: Your $100,000? We won the race.

ALVIN: Oh, yeah? BRITTANY: Yeah.

ALVIN: Oh, yeah?

DAVE: All right, you two. We've got a lot of talking to do.

BOTH: Yes, Dave.

SIMON: Maybe you should let Dave drive, Miss Miller.

MISS MILLER: I wouldn't think of it. Besides driving relaxes me. Get in, David.

ALVIN: But, Dave, they promised us $100,000. DAVE: Not now, Alvin.

ALVIN: But they've got $5,000,000 in diamonds. Don't we get anything?

DAVE: Alvin!

ALVIN: But we've just cracked a huge smuggling ring.

MISS MILLER: Shut up, Alvin!

ALVIN: Ok, ok. We'll give you half.

DAVE: A LVIN !