Shövenpucker

Mr. Pickles: Season: 2 Episode: 4 [incomplete]

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Tommy Goodman: Oh, hey! My leg braces! Hey, my leg! Oof! I can’t oof Walk without ow My leg braces! Oh, Mister—

[Humming] Tommy, your breakfast is read Ooh! Hi, Mom.

Something terrible happened.

Oh, my gosh! - Hi, Dad.

- Huh? - So, last night - Morning, everybod Ooh! Everybody stop falling down and listen! Somebody stole my leg braces.

[All gasp] Sheriff, it’s Goodman.

The leg braces, they’re gone.

- Here you go, Tommy.

- Oh.

I wish there was a real superhero around here to stop crimes.

There was once a superhero Super Hero Guy.

He lived in that mansion by the cliffs.

Really? Welp, Sheriff says there’s a metal thief on the loose.

Oh, no! And that’s who probably stole your leg braces.

Mr. Pickles, let’s find Super Hero Guy and see if he can get my leg braces back.

- [Barks] - [Slurping] [Humming] Well, this is the place.

Oh, I guess Super Hero Guy doesn’t live here anymore.

[Gasps] Super Hero Guy! Jeeping Jaspers! No.

I’m just Sidekick Boy.

Super Hero Guy is no longer a superhero.

You see, many years ago, Super Hero Guy and I were at the top of our game.

- Help! - Jeeping Jaspers! Super Hero Guy!

Sidekick Boy: But then Crime Man set fire to a nursery! Crime Man strikes again! Help! Super Hero Guy! Saved all the babies.

Here!

Sidekick Boy: One of the babies pulled his mask off.

All: Phil?

Sidekick Boy: He always said a superhero must never reveal his true identity.

Woman: Help!

Super Hero Guy: I’m here. What is it?!

Woman: Phil! Can you carry this milk to the kitchen?

Man: Can you watch my cat this weekend?

Super Hero Guy: Noooooo!

Uh Is this story going anywhere? Yes.

So that’s when he became depressed and started using drugs and alcohol. But that wasn’t enough. Only one thing did it for him Shoving Super Sour Candy Balls up his butt.

Oh! [Screams] I feel super again!

The Germans called it Shövenpucker.

The candy was banned, but he was still able to buy from back-alley dealers.

When his money ran out, he started stealing metal and recycling it so he can get more money for his Shovenpucker habit.

He keeps trying to break in to our old cave and strip our gadgets for metal, so I installed this security system.

Only my hand allows access.

Come on! Whoa! Look at all this cool stu oof! We were always at the forefront of crime fighting technology! The portable phone! Calculator clock! Tights for men! But I’ve been developing something Super Hero Guy doesn’t even know about yet.

Steel robo-suits! They give you super strength.

Wow! What’s that?! That’s just an electrical outlet.

Cool! Oh.

But how do we get Super Hero Guy to be a superhero again? Poggly joggerfiffles! He won’t go to rehab.

He’s just too addicted.

I know an idea.

[Grunting] Gimme, gimme, gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme! [Grunting] [Screeches] [Laughing] [Clanging] Huh? M-m-m-metal! Me-me-metal! Get back here.

[Grunting] Metal! Get back here, metal.

What? What? - Mr.

Super Hero Guy? - Huh? Even though you stole my leg braces you’re still my hero for trying to save yourself.

Oh.

I promise to get better so I can be a superhero [coughs] again.

- Yay! - Yay! Then you can use the giant steel robo-suits Side Kick Boy has for you when you’re okay.

Steel, you say? [Growls] Oh! Bingo bongdodonkers! Now he can use my hand to get into the cave! Huh? Chippaly zombers! [Chuckles] I can get so much Shovenpucker with this! [Laughing] Tibily tandlebibs.

What do we do?! It’s finally time for you to be the superhero and defend the town from Super Hero Guy! Bingo crillipers! You’re right! Ow! [Laughs] Crime Man strikes again! [Laughs] [Farting] Oh! Ew! Here you go, kid! Aah! [Laughing] Wasoly wabble goshes.

I’ll never be a superhero now.

But we can still use your other hand to go get the other robo-suit, so you can walk! Jibbily jingle fingers, you’re right! [Snarling, munching] Here! Uh, you could have opened it yourself.

Jordan jinglebingo flurs! I am such a sidekick.

[Chuckles] [Laughing] Ooh! Time to go again.

Oh! Better put a diaper on! [Grunts] Hey! Where’d my diapers go?! Oh! Wait! I can use this robo-suit to get even more metal! Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! [Grunting] [Screaming] Huh? Oh! Even more metal! Shovenpucker! Oh! That robo thing is trying to steal that metal thingie! It’s called a train bridge.

Nuh-uh, it’s a thingie! Yo, somebody help! Sounds like a job for me! [Cheering] Aaaaah! I’m not okay.

- Hey! - Whoa! You’re putting people in danger! Now it’s time for me to be the superhero! Punch, kick, punch! Slap! Soon I’ll have all the sour balls.

Then I can make a sour ball as big as the world! And then shove that up my butt! [Grunts] Shovenpucker! [Laughing] [Train horn toots] Oh, no! [Gasps] A thing is coming! And our last stop, everybody, is we’re gonna die! [Screaming] If I can bend these tracks up, maybe I can slow the train before it goes over the cliff! [Grunting] [Grunting] Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! What? Hey, come on! What are you doing, man?! I’m just trying to shove sour balls up my butt! Aah! Stop compacting me, dog! [Horn blares] Aah! Oh, I’m out! I’m gonna go get some sour balls! [Screaming] Oh, no! My suit is falling apart! [Screams] He’s never gonna make it in time! Fribboling ginglesnoof! I can’t watch! Aah! Damn! Couldn’t you have just closed your eyes?! Oh, mother-f [Horn blares] There, I did it! [Groaning] Oh, no! It’s coming back this way! Uh, ha, whoa, whoa! Oh, no! I’ll never stop the trains in time.

[Metal music playing] [Indistinct singing] [Grunts] Oh.

I did it! I stopped the train! [Barks] Oh, Tommy, what are you doing here? Look, Mr.

Pickles found my leg braces.

- Oh! - Good boy! But who stole the train bridge? That was the old Super Hero Guy.

He stole it so he could cash it for super sour balls that he could stick up his butt! Oh, okay, that make sense.

But who was that hero in the robo-suit who saved the day? Oh, I know who it was.

It was Tom A superhero must never reveal his true identity.

Oh, yep.

Total sidekick.

[Chuckles] [Crickets chirping] [Gothic style singing] [Grunting] No! What have you done to me?! Hey, where’s my butt at? I’m trying to shove some sour balls up in there! [Screaming] [Barking] Ow! Oh, there they go! [Gothic singing continues]