Operation: S.P.A.N.K.


 * Count Spankulot: They locked me away for a long time -- long enough to do some thinking. It was there that I made a vow -- a vow that I would never, ever use my power to spank children again. But how?

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 * Mr. Fibb: That would be most --
 * Count Spankulot: Enough!
 * Both: Huh?
 * All: Huh?
 * Count Spankulot: I will not allow you fiends to bring harm to these innocent childrens!
 * Both: Huh? Ohhh! Whoa!
 * Count Spankulot: And now, vile scoundrels, your heinies belong to me! (Laughs Evily) Take this!
 * Mr. Fibb: Oh, please, no! Ow! ow! oh! Oh! ow! ow!
 * Mr. Wink: Ow! ow! Hey, what are you -- you can't -- ow-w-w! mommy!
 * Count Spankulot: Be gone, evil adults, or you shall once again face the power of my palm! I, count spankulot, have decided to join the kids next door to make amends for all the shameful years I spent punishing childrens.
 * Count Spankulot: Those who threaten childrens shall feel the stingy wrath of count spankulot!
 * Man: AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
 * Woman: Ohhh! Owwww! Oooh! oh-owwww! Let the achiness of your bottoms be a reminder of the power of count spank--


 * Nigel: And you were such a great member of the team.
 * Count Spankulot: R-really? oh, thank you, numbuh 1. That means a lot.