Debt It Be


 * Jackson: How did I lose my card?!
 * Miley: Oh, don't worry, it's probably right next to your brain... Oh, then you'll never find it.




 * Jackson: How did the carpet make sense?
 * Miley: The guy said it would match my shoes?




 * Oliver: I think I'm in love! [walks toward sandwich] You're wearing avocado, aren't you? You know what that does to me.
 * Miley: What's wrong with you, boy?
 * Oliver: It's free food, I'm a guy, do the math.




 * Miley: Oh, I have to have these shoes!
 * Oliver: Why?
 * Miley: They're shoes, I'm a girl, do the math.




 * Jackson: Why did Dad call a family meeting? I hate family meetings.
 * Miley: What did you do?
 * Jackson: What do you mean, what did I do, what did you do?
 * Miley: I didn't do anything, I never do anything.
 * Jackson: Listen, it doesn't matter who did what, just as long as we stay united, stay strong and stand together. [sees Robbie coming and points at Miley] She did it, she did it, I saw her with my own two eyes. You should be ashamed of yourself.




 * Jackson: You are a cruel cruel father.
 * Robbie: Oh yeah? Would a cruel cruel father give you these? [takes two credit cards out]
 * Jackson and Miley: Credit cards!
 * Miley: My very first credit card. Today I am woman [kisses her credit card]
 * Robbie: And I am still a Dad and these cards are just used for emergencies only!