Big Time Beach Party


 * Old Man: The only thing is missing is the beach babe.


 * Old Man: Now, there is one more thing.
 * Sandy: Can we take a picture?
 * Kendall: Sure.
 * Old Man: But, I can't remember what it was.


 * Dude: Dude, he's gonna surf. Here's comes the wave. Now, that's a big wave. Oh, that's a big wave.
 * James: What, uh. What happened?
 * Dude: You've been Big Time, Dude. This girl pull you out of the water.


 * ALi: Come on.


 * Sandy: Okay. Last one.
 * Kendall: Okay. Last one.


 * Kendall: It's been hanging out. But, uh, I gotta go back up to the house for some things.
 * Sandy: Oh. Oh, okay. Bye, Kendall.
 * Kendall: Bye.
 * Sandy: Call me. I've put my phone number, email and scutterbutter your phone.
 * Kendall: Okay. I will. Okay, okay, okay, okay.


 * Kendall: Best Beach Day Ever.
 * Sandy: Kendall, I did it. I broke up with my boyfriend. So we can go out.


 * Kendall: Sandy, you're a really sweet girl. But I already have a girlfriend.
 * Sandy: I know. Me! Check out your scutterbutter page and finish your status to your photos.
 * Kendall: Oh, this is bad. Hey, Jo.
 * Jo: Who's that on a beach blanket kissing you?
 * Kendall: Not my new girlfriend. Because you are my girlfriend. Me only like you.
 * (Sandy snatches the phone away from Kendall)
 * Sandy: He loves me now, Jo. Bye. Phew. That was awkward.
 * Kendall: Sandy, give me your phone. So, I can call Jo. Straight things--
 * (Sandy throws her phone to the water)
 * Sandy: Look, Kendall. There is no need to hide our love.
 * Kendall: Jo!
 * Sandy: Kendall, come back! I love you!


 * James: Well, how about some lunch? Oh, I can steam up with some clams.
 * Ali: Ooh. No, no, no.


 * James: Can you excuse for a minute.
 * Camille: Oh, hey, James, what's up? What? Wait, wait, wait! Where we going? Wait!
 * James: What would you say I told you that the girl who save my life earier today. It's a mermaid.


 * James: So, how do I find out?
 * Camille: Well, in the movie. Mermaids are land to avoid to getting wet. Because the merely sprout a tail.
 * James: So, I'll I have to do is get her down to the beach get her wet.
 * Mrs. Knight: Not without a sunblock you're not.
 * James: Mrs. Knight, lovely to see you.


 * Kendall: Hey. It's a crazy fan group. Who's after me. Who she thinks my new girlfriend. So, help me get rid of her because I'm from this beach house. Please.
 * Jennifers: Fine.
 * Sandy: Kendall! Kendall!
 * Logan: Anything?
 * Carlos: Yes. I'm getting something.
 * Pirate Pachy: He got it.
 * Carlos: No, no, no. That was not me.


 * Kendall: Oh, Sandy. There you are.
 * Sandy: Who are they?
 * Jennifer #3: Honey, you can't just expect the rock star like Kendall. To hang out with one girl.
 * Jennifer #2: So, get use to it.
 * Jennifer #1: OMG. You're Kendall Knight. Can I be your many craz fan girlfriends that can't commit to?
 * Kendall: Boom. What can I say? I'm the selfish world slamming jerkface you probably want to dump right now.
 * Sandy: Oh, Kendall, I know you're just saying to make me jealous. But, I'm a bit jealous today. But I wonder where Jo is?
 * Kendall: Oh, no, no, no. Don't post a picture.
 * (Sandy sends a picture to Jo)
 * Jennifer #3: Hello? It's Jo.
 * Jo: Oh, now you got the Jennifers on your beach blanket.
 * Kendall: Look, Jo, I can explain everything that crazy fan-- What? What are you?
 * (Sandy throws Jennifer #3's phone away)
 * Jo: He hung up again.
 * Jennifer #3: Hey!
 * (Sandy glares at Jennifer #3)
 * Jennifer #3: You owe me a new phone.
 * Kendall: Best Beach Day Ever.
 * Sandy: Wait, Kendall, where you going? You're my new boyfriend! Kendall!


 * Mrs. Knight: Wow. My work here is done. If you need me I'll be on a beach chair catching up with my reading.
 * Kendall: Can this day get any worse.
 * Old Man: Kendall! Ah, there you are. I just remember what I forgot. A bad guy always shows up have way through the movie to beat you up.
 * Kendall: What?


 * Old Man: I told you it was a magical beach.
 * Kendall: Sandy, Sandy. Sandy. Oh.
 * Sandy: Look, Todd, it's over. Kendall and I are in love. We're gonna make a life together.
 * Kendall: Not a true name.
 * Todd: It's time for Todd to get back.


 * Todd: This isn't over, Hollywood.
 * Sandy: Whoa, Kendall, you're so brave the way you fought for me.
 * Carlos: Hey, um, if you need us. We'll be up the above.


 * James: And if you need me. I'll be with the mermaid.
 * Kendall: James, please. Don't, don't. James, James, help please. Help, help!


 * James: I don't care she's a mermaid. She's sweet. She's got feet. But I'm falling for her.
 * Camille: Then, I think you should go and meet with her.
 * Ali: Oh, there you are.
 * James: Hey.
 * Ali: Hi. Don't you ever I have a jealous with a girl with.
 * James: No, she's just a friend.
 * Ali: Good. Cause I was kinda hoping we be more than friends.
 * Camille: Hey, wow you guys are cute together. I think I'll have to talk to James.
 * James: Wait. No, no, I'm sorry. Uh, yeah. I was just about to make out there.
 * Camille: I just remember the ending. If you kissed a mermaid you turn into a merman.
 * Ali: Hey.
 * James: Aah!
 * Ali: My dad just called and he needs my help in the ocean floor. So, maybe I'll see you later.
 * James: Great. Yeah. That will be awesome. Let's meet up later.
 * Ali: Bye.
 * (Ali walks away)
 * James: What do I do? I think I'm in love. Not now, dancing friends!


 * Mrs. Knight: Coast and clear.
 * Kendall: Thanks, Mom.
 * Sandy: Kendall.
 * Kendall: Bucket, bucket. Put a bucket on.
 * Sandy: Honey bunny.


 * Sandy: Kendall!
 * Kendall: Sandy, we need to talk.
 * Sandy: I know. Cause you wait to wear our promise ring.
 * (Sandy sends a picture to Jo)
 * Kendall: Oh, no.
 * Dude: Yo, Kendall. Jo called she's looking for you. She doesn't sound happy.
 * Jo: Promise rings?!
 * Kendall: Jo, this is the long story. But you can explain everything. (Sandy throws a Dude's phone away) She threw a phone again.
 * Dude: Hey!


 * Camille: Just break it to her gently and don't get caught her in a moment to kiss her and I do that sometimes.
 * James: No promblemo.
 * Ali: Hey! Hey, I was just wonder the beach house.


 * Ali: But, I'm hoping the situation change your mind.
 * (Ali kiss James on the lips)
 * Camille: James, no!


 * Camille: You not a mermaid are you?


 * Sandy: Kendall, I know you're race to impress me. I will totally take you back.
 * Kendall: Sandy, there is nothing between us. Jo is my girlfriend and she's the only one She wants to be on next to me on that blanket.
 * Jo: Really?
 * Camille: She called me to see what's going on.
 * Jo: Don't leave that beach. I'm on my way.


 * Old Man: See, I told you kid everything works in the end.