How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended


 * Announcer: There they are - this year's tributes. And what a fine bunch they are! Such excitement, such grace and... what? What is that?!


 * Peeta: Somebody help us!


 * Katniss: It wasn't supposed to be like that!


 * Announcer: What an exciting Hunger Games! Children are murdering each other left and right. What? What's this? District 9 has found the mech-suit!
 * Boy: Ow my hand! Aaaaahh!
 * Mutts: (Growls)
 * Boy: (Screams) I'm getting' eaten alive! Ow!
 * Peeta: Ha ha! Alright!
 * Katniss: We won!
 * Peeta: Two tributes from the same district, yeah!
 * Katniss: We're the champions!
 * Peeta: Yeah, we win! Whoo!
 * Katniss: Yeah!


 * Peeta: Yeah! What do you think about that?


 * Peeta: Yeah. Here we go!
 * Announcer: Go ahead.
 * Katniss: We will.
 * Announcer: Do it then.
 * Katniss: We're gonna.
 * Announcer: We're waiting.


 * Katniss: Ok, ok, it's [inaudible], I don't really love him.
 * Peeta: What?!


 * Katniss: I mean, have you seen Gale? Hottie!
 * Guy: Hey, you guys ever think we should use all the money and technology to actually solve the world's problems? And world hunger? Save the rainforest? No? Just me? We'd rather kids fight to the death? Ok. Just thought I'd ask.