Todd Packer


 * Kevin: I have very little patience for stupidity.


 * Jim: Well this isn't my best, but call Froggy 101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets. We give him a number to call for the tickets and it's his own number.
 * Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
 * Jim: ...He's a crime fighting beaver.
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 * Todd Packer: So a guy goes home and tells his wife, 'Honey, pack your bags! I just won the lottery!' She goes, 'Oh my God. That's incredible! Where we going?' He says, 'I don't know where you're going, just be outta here by 5!'