The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

Dialogue

 * Military Toaster Leader: We're ready to pop! The Supreme Commander will be very pleased.


 * Chris: When did I last tell you I loved you?
 * Rob: About 30 seconds ago in the driveway.
 * Chris: Then you're overdue. I love you.
 * Rob: And I love you, back.
 * [Robbie wakes up.]
 * Chris: There, there, Robbie. You hungry?
 * [Robbie starts bawling]
 * Kirby: [chuckles] Quite on a set of pipes on that one.
 * Toaster: Yeah. He sounds just like...
 * Blanky: The Master! He sounds just like the Master did when he was little!


 * Lampy: What are you all doing up here?
 * Woodstock Balloon: We're just hanging. Hanging and floating. It's a gas, man.
 * Radio: Yeah. Specifically, helium.


 * Blanky: Changes? I don't like changes.
 * Toaster: Nothing we can't handle, Blanky.
 * Radio: Yeah. We're musketeers, remember? All for one and...
 * Microwave: One for all.
 * Toaster, Kirby, Lampy, Blanky, Radio and Rasto: We don't mean you!


 * [the appliances crash-land on Mars due to Blanky accidentally turning off Microwave]
 * Blanky: Did I make a boo-boo?


 * Tinselina: Toaster, you were wonderful!
 * [kisses Toaster]
 * Toaster: I was?
 * Tinselina: You was. Now, before we cast our votes, we have time for one more question for each of our candidates.


 * Toaster: I'm telling ya, that contraption in the junk drawer is up to something.
 * Ratso: Maybe he's just senile. You know, talking to himself? Like Kirby does sometimes!
 * Kirby: I'm not senile. When I do that, I'm just thinkin' out loud!
 * Toaster: Well, let's keep an eye on the hearing aid. He said something was gonna happen tonight.
 * Kirby: Well, we won't let him out of our sight for a moment.


 * Radio: By my dials, it's an ice tray!


 * Ratso: Here he goes with the Blue Danube and the Wiener Schnitzel again. Time for a yawn.


 * Microwave: Miss them? You guys are not to be believed!
 * Kirby: Another country heard from!
 * Microwave: They're just humans! No circuits to speak of. They'll come and they'll go, but I'll still be here. I'm the future!

Cast

 * Deanna Oliver - Toaster
 * Thurl Ravenscroft - Kirby
 * Roger Kabler - Radio; Radio Man
 * Timothy Stack - Lampy
 * Eric Lloyd - Blanky
 * Russi Taylor - Baby Robbie
 * Chris Young - Rob
 * Jessica Tuck - Chris
 * Carol Channing - Fanny
 * Farrah Fawcett - Faucet
 * DeFrost Kelley - Viking I
 * Alan King - Supreme Commander
 * Andy Milder - Ratso
 * Kath Soucie - Tinselina
 * Wayne Knight - Microwave
 * Fyush Finkel Hearing Aid
 * Stephen Tobolowsky - Calculator
 * Redmond O'Neal - Squirt
 * Brian Doyle-Murray - Wittgenstein