The Ballad of Magellan


 * Yakko:
 * There once was a man, his name was Magellan.
 * A Portuguese skipper, the girls found him cute.
 * He sailed with five ships to find the East Indies
 * Then come back to Spain with a bounty of loot.


 * The Warners:
 * Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, oh, happy Magellan!
 * Starting your journey with hardly a care!
 * Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, strong, brave Magellan,
 * You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!


 * Yakko:
 * They crossed the Atlantic and spotted a country.
 * Magellan said...


 * Magellan:
 * It's the East Indies at last!


 * Yakko:
 * But then someone shouted...


 * Wakko:
 * Hey, that's Argentina!


 * Yakko:
 * Magellan got cranky and chopped down the mast.


 * The Warners:
 * Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, settle down, Magellan.
 * Put down that ax! There's no time to despair.
 * Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, keep trying, Magellan,
 * You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!


 * Yakko:
 * A great storm arose in the mighty Pacific.
 * The five little ships were diminished to three.
 * At last, land was sighted. Magellan was happy.
 * But then someone shouted...


 * Dot:
 * Hey, that's Chile!


 * The Warners:
 * Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, cheer up, Magellan.
 * Check out your map and don't tear out your hair!
 * Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, keep trying, Magellan,
 * You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!


 * Yakko:
 * It took them five months, but they crossed the Pacific.
 * They spotted a land that was dotted with palms.
 * Magellan proclaimed...


 * Magellan:
 * Yes! That's the East Indies!


 * Yakko:
 * But then someone shouted...


 * Wakko:
 * Hey, I think that's Guam!


 * The Warners:
 * Ai yi yi yi, oops, Magellan!
 * Your fun little journey's become a nightmare!
 * Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, keep trying, Magellan,
 * You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!


 * Yakko:
 * They sailed due west to the Philippine Islands.
 * Magellan was pleased as the natives drew near.
 * But then someone shouted...


 * The Warners:
 * I think they're attacking!


 * Yakko:
 * Magellan said...


 * Magellan:
 * What?


 * Yakko:
 * And got hit by a spear.


 * The Warners:
 * Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, farewell, Magellan!
 * You almost made it! It's really not fair!
 * Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, oh, ghost of Magellan,
 * The East Indies Islands were right over there!