The BFFS

Gumball's Old BFF

 * Uh, Gumball?
 * What?
 * Someone put a pair of eyes on some cotton candy and dumped it on our doorstep.
 * My name is Fuzzy.
 * Oh no, wait. It's one of those 90's talking toys that are creepier than bald man with long hair.
 * Dude, I'm alive. This is just how I look.
 * I'm so sorry.
 * It's fine.
 * For you!
 * Does Gumball Watterson still live here?
 * Oh, yes! Gumball!
 * Hey, partner!
 * Oh, Fuzzy! You haven't changed at all!
 * Oh, so it's congenital.
 * Darwin, this is Fuzzy! My BFF!
 * Oh... Pleased to meet you!
 * Did you really had to invite him for lunch?
 * Why are you so angry I had a best friend before you?
 * Heh, no one's angry who's angry?
 * Oh, sorry dude.
 * Why don't you have a seat, Fuzzy? We will bring out some proof that ISN'T YOU.
 * Ugh, thanks man.
 * So how long were you guys a thing?
 * Uh, a few years before you arrived and before he- Uh, what are you doing?
 * Oh, I was just trying to work out if I give a darn!
 * So was it serious?
 * Yeah, you know things were moving along. We'd moved into a hideout together- Uh, what are you doing now?
 * Oh, just looking for a darn to give. Were there others?
 * No, of course not! You're--
 * Take this. I'm afraid that's all the darns I have to give.
 * Hey dude, why don't we hang out and grab something to eat in town. FOOD HERE IS A LITTLE TOO SALTY!
 * OH YEAH? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? Ugh you... YOU KNOW WHAT? Ugh... Ugh.. YOU, YOU Ugh.
 * Yeah, you know things were moving along. We'd moved into a hideout together- Uh, what are you doing now?
 * Oh, just looking for a darn to give. Were there others?
 * No, of course not! You're--
 * Take this. I'm afraid that's all the darns I have to give.
 * Hey dude, why don't we hang out and grab something to eat in town. FOOD HERE IS A LITTLE TOO SALTY!
 * OH YEAH? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? Ugh you... YOU KNOW WHAT? Ugh... Ugh.. YOU, YOU Ugh.
 * OH YEAH? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? Ugh you... YOU KNOW WHAT? Ugh... Ugh.. YOU, YOU Ugh.
 * OH YEAH? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? Ugh you... YOU KNOW WHAT? Ugh... Ugh.. YOU, YOU Ugh.

At the Playground

 * So, what you've been up to? How's Minnesota? Made any friends?
 * It's hard to tell. Everyone is wearing ski-masks all year long. Either I have friends or I'm on a CIA watch list.
 * Yeah, Someone is still short there, You just call it Sssssss.
 * It's so cold up there, rappers can only seg their pants under their nipple level.
 * Alright, alright I get it! It's great! Stop trying to make me jealous!
 * Yeah, well it would've been better if you were around.
 * It's that lonely up here, huh?
 * No, I do have one friend, Hank. He's pretty frozen.
 * What?
 * That's how you say cool in Minnesota. You have to adjust the temperature. Although if you knew I was hanging out with you now, I'd probably be in room temperature water.
 * Huh? Oh!
 * He's a nice guy, but you know. It's not the same.
 * Look, I'm sorry Fuzz. I really wanted to keep in touch and send you a letter or something, But turns out it takes toddlers 4 years to learn how to write. After all that time it felt a bit like posting a get well soon card through a window of a hearse.
 * *chuckles* Well, I'm back now and I'm glad we get to catch up the last time.
 * Me too, buddy!
 * Me too.
 * *chuckles* Well, I'm back now and I'm glad we get to catch up the last time.
 * Me too, buddy!
 * Me too.
 * Me too.