Catfight

Setting: The arena in Khoros

(Looma Red Wind is seen fighting Gorvan and four other male tetramands; she is seen winning even as the guys work together)

Looma: (pushes two out of the three tetramands that surrounded her upwards and holds one to the other one) Is that the last of them?

(the two tetramands from before drop to the ground)

Looma: So I have fought everyone on Khoros (punches the tetramands she was holding and lets him go), and none is worthy of my hands in matrimony?! (walks to her throne) Never before has a tetramand reached the age of ascension unbetrothed. Looma the first will be Looma the last (sits on her throne) ! The pitiful spinster with only dozens of pet bharthaks to keep me company. (slams on the right arm of the throne) No, anything but that! (stands up) I shall marry the only tetramand in the entire galaxy to ever defeat me. By Tetrus' fist, is willing to settle!

Setting: An Incursean ship

(Incursean soldiers line up to see who will marry Attea)

Attea: No. Nope.

(an incursean is heard screaming in fear)

Attea: Are you kidding me?

(an incursean ribbits in fear as he's taken away)

Attea: I am the mighty Attea, conquer of worlds, soon to be crowned high sovereign, grand empress, et cetera, et cetera of the whole Incursean empire! How am I suppose to make an iron-fisted impact at my coronation with one of these (stomps on the left arm of her throne) stringy weaklings by my side.

(Glorff ribbits)

Attea: Only Incurseam who was ever man enough turned out to be a human!

(Raff tries to say something to Attea)

Attea: That settles it. There's just one Incursean in the universe who's even close to being worthy of me.

Setting: The cinema

(Ben, Ester, Rook, and Rayona watch Sumo Slammers 6)

Ben: (eats a nacho chip) Mmm. (licks the entire plate) Mmm!

Ester: ('pouts, smirks, and then sneezes) Burr, it's awfully chilly in here!

Ben: (shoves Ester's face using his sweatshirt and talks silently) Here you go. (eats a nacho chip)

(Ester pouts again)

Ben: Yeah! (eats a nacho chip)

(Ester gets an idea, stretches her arms, yawns, and lies down behind Ben's back)

Ben: (leans his back forwards before Ester tries to lie on him) Go sumos!

Rayona: Are you sure Ben is from this planet? He does not seem to understand his courting rituals at all.

Rook: Yes he is. And yes, he does not.

Ben: Is this the greatest movie or what?!

Ester: What.

Ben: Shh, movie.

Rook: How are you enjoying this double date?

Rayona: Well, I find these Sumo Slammers somewhat interesting, but I do not care for the felines under the chairs.

Rook: I think the Earth expression you are looking for is, "let the cat out of the bag". If so, you are misusing...

(Rayona points at a bicolor cat by Rook which he looks; the cat meows and steals an old lady's pocketbook)

Rook: (leans towards Ben) Ben!

Ben: Shh, this is the best part.

Rook: Is this what is meant by the term "cat burglars"?

Ben: Dude seriously, you're ruining the...

(Rook points at a red tabby eating Ben's nachos)

Ben: Hey, there's a cat in here.

(the red tabby steals a wallet)

Ben: And it just stole the guy-in-front-of-me's wallet. Come on Rook! What are you just sitting there for? (exits his seat) It's hero time!

Rook: (groans) Excuse me ladies. (exits his seat)

Ester: Ben's probably gonna turn into some awesome creature out there.

Rayona: While Rook executes some dazzling acrobatics and marksmanship.

(Ester and Rayona exit their seats)

Setting: Bellwood at night

(the red tabby gives Nyancy Chan the wallet which Ben, Rook, Ester, and Rayona spotted)

Ben: Nyancy Chan.

Rook: In retrospect, she would be the logical suspect.

Nyancy: (stands up) Ben Tennyson, the hair ball in my saucer of milk.

Ben: Um, ew? This'll just take a second; Nyancy doesn't have any powers.

Ester: Except one.

Ben: Any real powers. Cat control doesn't count.

Rayona: It does sound adorable though.

Nyancy: It is. Attack!

(three of her cats chase after Ben)

Ben: Ooh, I'm so scared. Wildmutt's just gonna chase you up the nearest tree you know. (slams the Omnitrix, turns into Rath, and roars)

(the cats run away from Ben)

Nyancy: Kitty!

Ben: Let me tell you something crazy cat lady who's making me miss the best part of Sumo Slammer 6: The Dark Side of the Mawashi! Rath is gonna... (gets hypnotized by Nyancy) do whatever you command.

Nyancy: Aw! Who's a good pussycat? (tickles Ben's chin)

Ben: Rath's a good pussycat.

Nyancy: (scratches Ben's head) Yes, you are. (baby talk) Woogie-woogie-woochie! Now sic'em!

(Ben yowls and then growls)

Ester: What are you doing Ben? Don't listen to her.

Rayona: This is becoming less adorable.

(Ben picks up a water fountain, grunts, and then throws it)

Ester: Look out! (pushes Rayona and Rook out of the way while stretching her legs)

Rook: Ester!

(Ester deforms the tension from her legs; Ben is seen running towards Ester, Rayona, and Rook)

Nyancy: Faster pussycat! Meow, meow!

Rook: (blocks Ben while swinging the Proto-Tool as a Tonfa) I do not want to harm you Ben.

Ben: (growls and tries to attack Rook) Mousey!

(Rook dodges the attack and hits Ben)

Ben: Why you little? (punches the ground)

(Rook dodges Ben's attack, but Ben finally gets a chance to punch Rook towards the cinema;Rayona jumps on Ben, rides on him, and grabs his whiskers)

Ben: Ow! Not the whiskers! Ow, ow!

Rook: Rayona! (shoots out a grappler from his Proto-Tool and ties Ben)

Ben: Hey mean mousey whose girlfriend from back home is visiting Earth for the first time, (pulls the grappling rope while also pulling Rook) gimme that!

(Rook tries to drags himself away from Ben)

Nyancy: Attaboy tiger! (baby talk) Now who's the bestest kitty-witty in the whole wide world?

Ben: Rath is the bestest kitty-witty in the whole wide world.

Ester: (runs near Rook) The cat lady. (stops running) If we can knock her out, Rath's mind will go back to normal, right?

Rook: As normal as it ever is.

(Ester starts to run towards Nyancy)

Nyancy: Save me my pet!

Ben: (tries to block Ester) Okey-dokey! (tries to grab Ester)

(Ester slides under Ben's hip and tries jumping towards Nancy, but Ben grabs Ester's calf and swings him down to the ground also causing Rayona to fall towards the ground; He also swings with Rook and the three up)

Rook: What are you doing?!

(Ester is seen tying Rook, Rayona, and herself as they struggle to free themselves)

Nyancy: (gets on top of Ben) Such a good kitty. (sits on Ben) Let's go get you some yummy num-nums!

Ben: Yummy num-nums! (follows the three cats and escapes with them)

Ester: We've got to save Ben.

Looma and Attea: (land their vehicles near Ester, Rayona, and Rook and exits them) I have come for Ben Tennyson. (stare at each other and then talks to group tied up) I have come for Ben Tennyson! I have! I...

Attea: Ben Tennyson come for I have! Ha, in your face! Well, where is he?

Rook: You just missed him.

(Ester deforms her tension which free Rayona, Rook, and herself while Looma and Attea argue)

Looma: I, Princess Looma, claim Ben Tennyson in the name of the royal house of the Red Wind.

Attea: Well you're too late. I already claimed him in the name in the royal me!

Ester: You already had your chance with Ben and you blew it!

Looma: I know you. Aren't you that steamy runt I invited to my wedding?

Ester: Invited? You call ransacking my village and kidnapping me an invitation?! And the wedding was cancelled, remember?

Attea: Yeah, so hit the road sister.

Ester: You should talk Princess Attea!

Attea: Soon to-be empress.

Ester: The only reason you didn't destroy the Earth was so that you could betray and depose your own father.

Attea: Yeah, those were good times.

(Ester and Attea stare at each other madly)

Rayona: I do not know who and I do not care, but we all seem to be seeking the same thing. Would it not make the most sense to combine our efforts to recover Ben from the criminal cat lady?

Looma and Attea: What criminal cat lady?! Stop copying me!

Rook: Rayona, might we speak in private?

(Rayona follows Rook while Looma and Attea start to argue)

Rook: I think the safest course of action is to separate those two volatile warriors before they come to blows and destroy anything in Bellwood or any of us.

Rayona: And I think we can use all the help we can get.

Rook: You do not realize what Attea and Looma are capable of.

Rayona: Are they capable of helping us rescue you partner so we can resume our date before I have to leave the planet?

Rook: (gets surprised) As Rayona said, the most logical course of action is for us to work together toward our common goal.

Ester: Fine.

Looma and Attea: Fine.

Rook: Fortunately, time is in our side. Nyancy Chan considers herself a master cat-related villainess. She will want to carefully plan a crime befitting her chosen theme.

(the communicator chirps)

Molly (in the communicator): Robbery in progress at two-twenty Argit Boulevard in Undertown. Crazy cat lady and giant tiger with anger-management issues.

Rook: Or she could just go on a spontaneous crime spree.

Attea: (runs to her vehicle) He's mine!

Looma: (runs to her vehicle) He's mine!

(the vehicles start rushing to Undertown)

Setting: Undertown

(Ben rolls a giant purple ball of yarn rolls away from Pakmar's yarn emporium while giving Nancy and ride)

Pakmar: My yarn! (falls down)

(the citizens scream and get out the way)

Ben: Listen up large ball of yarn! If you think you're too big for Rath to handle think again!

(Attea parks her vehicle in front of the ball of yarn)

Ben: (stops) AAAH! (falls onto the ground) Ohh!

(the ball jumps over Attea's vehicle)

Attea: (gets off her vehicle) I, Princess Attea, general, scion, and teen supreme, and soon-to-be high sovereign...

Looma: (hovers her ship above Ben and jumps down) I, Princess Looma of the royal house of the Red Wind...

(Attea and Looma try to put their hand over the other one's in a nonverbal argument)

Ben: This is getting outta hand!

Looma: (bends down to Attea) You think you can get the upper hand on me?!

Attea: Take your flabby four arms and get out of here!

Looma: Flabby?! (tries to punch Attea)

(Attea dodges Looma's punches, jumps on a food cart, and repeatedly kicks Looma; Attea and Looma get angry on each again and start fighting again; Ben and Nancy sneak up by the ball of yarn, then Ben runs on the ball of yarn)

Nancy: (rides on Ben) Attaboy Mr. Fluffykins.

Ben: Meow! (chuckles)

Setting: Sometime later

(Looma and Attea sit on a bench disappointed at each other)

Rook: I cannot over-stress the importance of coordinating our efforts. You need to stay focused!

Looma and Attea: (point at each other) She started it!

Ester: You're in trouble.

(the transporter chirps)

Molly: Catlady and loudmouth tiger sighted on Spaceman's Wharf in Undertown. Approach with caution and/or kitty litter.

(Attea and Looma try to run to Spaceman's Wharf)

Ester: (stretches her legs, and blocks Looma and Attea) Ah ah ah! As a team, remember?

Looma: Mnh-mnh.

Attea: I don't really do teams, okay?

Looma: Ohh whatever! (stands up)

Rayona: Is it always like this around here?

Rook: No, it is usually much, much worse.

Setting: Spaceman's Wharf

(Ben while trying to pull a giant fish out of the water and succeeds as it jumps over Ben and Nyancy)

Nyancy: Yes, my babies will eat like kings!

Ben: Yummy num-nums!

Rook: (stands on a different boat) Nyancy Chan, cease your criminal activities at once.

(the fish falls back into the water)

Attea: (aims for the boat Ben's on, but notices something strange) Huh?

(the boat Ben's on carries the giant fish Ben caught from before; Looma and Rayona are seen following Rook and Ester on land)

Nyancy: Since when is fishing a crime?

Rook: It is, not. But mind-controlling my partner to fish for you is!

(Ben blinks twice and then smiles evilly with a growl)

Nyancy: Speaking of mind-control, get him Mr. Fluffykins!

Ben: Let me tell you something lady, your wish is my command and all, (puts Nyancy on the fish) but Rath is not entirely comfortable of being called "Mr. Fluffykins!" (jumps on Rook's boat and tilts it)

Rook: Aah! (catches Ester) You have got to fight this Ben, remember who you are.

Ben: Who I am is Mr. Fluffykins! And don't you forget(gets distracted by Ester's hands flapping like a bird) Ooh, what's that? Whoa!

Looma: (jumps off of a building, jumps off of a dock, jumps on the boat Ben's on, and grabs hold of him) Gotcha! Stun him Attea!

Attea: (stops running) Stun him? This is an incursean blaster thank you very much. Incurseans don't do stun. (aims her blaster at Ben)

Looma: (grunts) Just fire it then!

(Attea charges and fires her blaster as Rook and Ester jump in the water; however, Ben flings Looma towards the blaster)

Looma: Ohh!

Attea: Oopsie!

Setting: Sometime later

Rook: Our efforts thus far have been less than successful.

Attea: Thank you Magister Obvious.

Rook: Which is why I've requested some specialized equipment.

Molly: (parks her vehicle near Rook) Here you go Blonko, (throws to Rook the remote for the Omnitrix) courtesy of Blukic and Driba.

(Ester, Rayona, Looma, and Attea cough from the dust traveling away from Molly's vehicle)

Rook: Does it work?

Molly: They said to tell you, quote, absolutely, probably, maybe. (drives away from Rook)

Ester: What is that thing? It won't hurt Ben, will it?

Rook: Absolutely not, probably, maybe.

Rayona: Not helpful Rook.

Rook: Sorry. It is a remote control of sorts for the Omnitrix. If we can get within range, it will force a timeout, turning Rath back into Ben.

Ester: And that'll free him from Nyancy's mind-control.

Looma: But we've been one step behind this Nyancy nuisance all evening.

Attea: So what, we just keep chasing them all over town? (stands up) Good plan fuzzy.

Rayona: No, we take the battle to her.

(Attea gives a strange face to Rayona)

Rook: Rayona overheard where they are going.

Setting: A flashback

(one of the cats meowed)

Nyancy: (ran with her cats) Now that's a good boy Mr. Fluffykins! Now grab dinner and let's go home!

(Ben is seen carrying the giant fish and Rayona spied on them)

Setting: The present time

Attea: Ooh, sneaky. I'm beginning not to hate this one so much.

Rayona: If we hurry, we can rescue Ben, hand Nyancy over to the human authorities, and still have time for a romantic stroll.

Setting: A warehouse

(the cats meow as they enjoy the stuff they have)

Ben: (has a paper bag covering his face) Rath has had it up to here with you brown paper bag! You think you're better than me?!

Nyancy: (sits on a railing) What should we steal next my darlings: a solid gold litter box, three thousand kilos of cat nip?! (laughs)

Rook: Your feline felonies are finished. (jumps on the ground from a high railing)

(Ester and Attea also drop down surrounding Nyancy and Ben while Looma breaks down the door and enters the warehouse with Rayona)

Nyancy: Oh Mr. Fluffykins, (speaks in a demonic voice) tear them apart!

Ben: (runs to a pole) Aaah! (he then trips on a ball)

Nyancy: (takes away the bag and crumbles it and speaks in a demonic voice) Now go get 'em (throws away the bag) tiger!

(Ben growls)

Ester: (tries to activate the remote, but doesn't think it works) Absolutely, probably, maybe?

Ben: Rath doesn't know what you mean by that, but I want to play! (tries to jump to Ester) Give it here!

(Ester avoids the attack by stretching her arms and then hanging on a pipeline)

(Ben tries to jump to Ester, but Looma attacks Ben to the crates; Ben however grabs hold of Looma and throws her)

Looma: AAH, AAH!

(Attea ducks under Looma and tries to aim for Ben, but he slashes the gun, breaks it, and laughs)

Attea: (back flips) You'll pay for that Ben! I mean it! That was an expensive weapon.

Ben: (chuckles and then sees a red dot) OOOOOOH! (follows the red dot) Hey, come back here! (tries to capture the dot with his hand, but sees that it escaped) Hey, where'd you go? (tries several times to capture the dot)

(Rook is seen using his laser from his Proto-Tool to distract Ben)

Ben: Let me tell you something little red dot, which is curiously devoid of mass or volume...

(Rook aims the dot on the Omnitrix symbol)

Ben: Gotcha! (turns back to his human form) Oh man. Thank you Rook, I don't know how much more cutesy cat talk I could take. (slams the Omnitrix, turns into Blitzwolfer, and howls)

(Looma stands back up and Attea and heris astonished with Ben's transformation)

Ben: Now I get to shut you up and shut you down! (howls and tries to jump towards Nyancy)

(Nyancy screams and avoids Ben's attack)

Attea: Now that he's back, Tennyson's mine.

Looma: I was engaged to him, I have dibs.

Ester: (drops down by Attea and Looma) He's my date and our date's not over.

Attea: (scoffs) Doesn't matter anyway.

Looma: You're right because my Tetramand Armada is here to back me up.

Attea: (''talks when Looma starts to say "Tetramand") Incursean Armada is here to back me up. ''

(Looma and Atteaget angry at each other)

(Ben jumps on the ball of yarn and misses his grab on Nyancy as she hides in the ball)

Ben: (looks at an Incursean Ship and turns back to his human form) Oh man.

(the Incursean Armada and the Tetramand Armada arrive near the warehouse)

Rook: This is what it is usually like around here.

Attea: Give it up Looma, Ben's mine!

Looma: Call off your puny fleet Attea! I claimed my rights as his former betrothed!

Ester: Are you two crazy? You don't even like him!

Ben: Uh, excuse me ladies, thanks for your help and all, but I'd like to get back on my date.

Ester: Thank you.

Looma: No! You must fight for your love!

Ben: Huh? (slams the Omnitrix and turns into Terraspin)

(Looma tries to fight Ben and Attea ribbits while running away from him; Ben blasts wind towards Looma as she tries to hold on to the current)

Attea: (sneaks up by Rayona) Ha! Some warrior! (sees Rook and Rayona looking at her) Hmm?!

Rook: (talks in the communicator) Rook to Plumber H.Q., despite the presence of two heavily armed armadas, the Earth is not under attack. Repeat, not under attack. Ben Tennyson is just has girl problems.

Ben: Don't blame me.

Attea: (backs away and finds the remote for the Omnitrix behind her foot) Hello! (presses buttons on the remote)

(Looma still tries to hold down the wind)

Ben: (stops blowing wind and changes into Bullfrag) What? Whoa! Hey, what gives?

(Looma, Ben, Ester, Rook, and Rayona start looking at Attea)

Attea: You give, up.

Ben: (croaks and jumps over Ester, Rook, and Rayona) Funny, but no (back kicks the remote off of Attea) chance.

Attea: Hey!

Rook: (talks in the communicator) The situation is hardly serious. See for yourselves. (focuses his communicator on the fight between Ben and Attea)

Setting: Plumber Headquarters

(All of the plumbers including Max, Patelliday, Molly, Blukic, and Driba watch Ben fight Attea; some of the plumbers groan)

Milleous: (watches the footage in his cell) That's my girl! (sniffles and lets out a tear) She could do better than that ape though.

Setting: The warehouse

(Attea tosses the remote to her other hand, but Ben croaks, stretches his tongue, and destroys a crate which Attea avoided the attack; Ben then trips the remote making Attea throw away the remote; Looma grabs the remote and presses several buttons)

Ben: (croaks and turns into Four Arms) Oh!

Looma: That's more like it!

Ben: I'm not liking where this is going.

(Ben and Looma charge at each other and each other's upper arms; Ben tries to grab the remote from the lower arms, but Looma tosses it to her different arm)

Ester: (stretches her arm, grabs the remote, and deforms her tension) Why doesn't it just have an off button?

('the cats meow)

Nyancy: (escapes the ball of yarn) I want my Mr. Fluffykins back (kicks down Ester and grabs the remote)!

Ester: Hey! (stretches her arms and tries to get the remote)

(Nyancy raises her arm while Attea somersaults and grabs the remote; Attea presses a button on the remote; Looma was winning against Ben as he then turns into Bullfrag and croaks)

Looma: Ew, gross! (kicks Ben)

Ben: Attea!

Attea: (stops running) Yes Bullfrag, my love?

(the bicolor cat grabs the remote from Attea and gives it to Nyancy)

Ben: (stands up, turns into Rath, and growls) Listen up, all of you! If you girls keep trying to change me (turns into Four Arms) into what you want me to be instead of what I am, (turns into Bullfrag) I'm gonna hurl!

(Nyancy, Looma, and Attea fight over the remote as they want Ben to be the alien they want them to be, and are still continuing)

Ben: (turns into Rath) You're, (turns into Four Arms) over, (turns into Bullfrag) loading, (turns back into Rath) it! (falls down) Ooh! (turns to his human form)

(Rayona grabs the remote and tries to press a button, but the remote explodes)

Ben: (stands up) Let me tell you something! Uh, oh.

Ester: (hugs Ben and speaks in a positive voice) Aw!

(Ben hugs Ester back)

Attea, Looma, and Nancy: (speaks in a negative voice) Aw!

(Looma gets angry, and throws Attea and Nyancy towards the ground)

Rook: You have the right to remain, (let's go one half of the handcuff) de-clawed.

Nyancy: But who will take care of all my babies?!

Rook: They are also criminals, so they are coming with you.

Attea: If you think I'm gonna be the only incursean in history crowned empress without an emperor, you've got another thing coming!

Looma: I must be wed before my ascension ceremony!

Ben: That's what this is all about? Listen to yourselves, you both defeated me at some point or other. Neither of you need some trophy-guy hanging on your arm. You're both strong, capable leaders on your own. And it's high time your four-armed and froggy followers respectively well, respected that.

Looma: Those are wise words Ben Tennyson.

Attea: Yeah, I don't need some skinny wannabe hogging my spotlight.

Looma: Of course you do. You are clearly more in need of a man by your side to make you look powerful. You take him.

Attea: Me? Oh I'm already plenty regal enough. You take him.

Ben: Uh, that's not quite what I...

Looma: He's yours!

Attea: I don't want him!

Looma: Neither do I!

Attea: Well don't try to pawn him off on me!

Rook: (gets in the middle of the argument) Sorry to interrupt. Would you mind commanding your armadas to stand down?

Attea: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Looma: My armadas shall stand down first!

(Attea ribbits at Looma while Looma grumbles at Attea and Rook leaves the argument)

Setting: Bellwood

(Attea and Looma leave in their vehicles and try bumping towards the other vehicle while their armadas follow them)

Ben: What just happened here?

Rook: I, am not sure.

Ester: (get close to Ben) Makes perfect sense to me.

Rayona: (gets close to Rook) And me.

Nyancy: Me too!

Ben: Who asked you?

Ester: Don't be so grouchy Mr. Fluffykins.

Rayona: The important thing is there's still enough time to get back on our double date.

Ben: Awesome! I can't wait to see Sumo Slammer 6 again!

Ester: (runs away from Ben) Race ya!

(Ben tries to catch up with Ester)