I Know What the Bratz did Last Summer

[We start with the Bratz driving through a forest at night, playing with their cellphones.]

Yasmin: Guess who lost their butt-virginity at Traci's party last night!

Jade: Yasmin, I texted you that in secret!

Sasha: (who is driving, but releases the steering wheel to lean back) Oh, my gosh, girls- Trevor just sent me a pic!

Yasmin: Of his dreamy eyes?

Chloe: Of his dreamy abs?

Sasha: Of taking Jade's butt-virginity.

Yasmin: (seeing that Sasha is not driving) Uh, who the f**k is driving right now?

Sasha: (trying to lie) No idea.

All: (annoyed) Sasha!

[They scream in fright, and Barbie (who is walking down the road) is run over to death by their car; then they stop the car, walk out, and examine the body.]

Yasmin: O-M-F-G, guys, we killed somebody's Grandma!

Chloe: I think it's... Barbie.

Jade: The Bratz killed Barbie?

Sasha: Plus, not just with market share this time. Hey-O! (high fives Jade)

Jade: True, that.

Sasha: Good one!

Yasmin: We've gotta hide the body, you guys. (Chloe kicks Barbie's body into the pit below) Welcome to your dream house!

Chloe: Rest in peace, bitch.

Sasha: See ya!

''[The Bratz get back into their car and speed off, leaving Barbie's body behind; then the text "I Know What The Bratz Did Last Summer" fades in on the screen. A few seconds later, the screen fades to black and the words "One Year Later" appear. We then cut to Chloe looking in the mirror in her bathroom.]''

Chloe's Mom: Don't forget to take your medication, or I'll never understand why you girls infected yourselves with encephalitis!

Chloe: Because freakishly large heads are sexy, Mom! Duh! (opens the mirror the reveal a medicine cabinet, takes out a medication bottle, and tips it over, but it is empty, making her scared) No! No!

''[She closes the door to see a mysterious woman (wearing pink clothing and a black mask over her face) behind her and that the red words "I know you suck." have been written on the mirror. At these sights, she shrieks, and the woman laughs evilly.]''

Chloe: (even more scared) My encephalitis! (her heads starts to grow in size) I need my medication! I need my- (her head explodes into pieces, splattering blood all over the bathroom)

Mysterious Woman: (with malice) I guess I blew her mind. (shocked by the blood, covering her mouth to keep from vomiting) Oh- oh, crap, I'm definitively going to be sick!

[We snap to Jade in her bedroom as she pulls out a press-on tattoo from an envelope.]

Jade: Cool! New tattoos. (reading) "You only live once."? (quietly) That's deep. (turns around to see the mysterious woman holding a syringe)

Mysterious Woman: Yes, test that theory, bitch!

[She tackles Jade to the ground and injects the syringe's liquid into her lip, making it shrink and her wail in pain.]

Jade: (muffled, covering her mouth) What did you do to me?!

Mysterious Woman: I extracted every ounce of ass fat from that Wang warmer you call a mouth!

Jade: (tearful) No- my lips!

Mysterious Woman: Oh, actually, you look way better, like... a real human girl.

Jade: I'm ugly! (runs towards the window, breaks through it, and falls out screaming to her death, making a car alarm sound)

Mysterious Woman: Oh, six of one.

[The next shot is of the woman ringing Sasha's doorbell, and she answers it.]

Sasha: Hello?

[The woman shoots Sasha in the head with a gun, kills her instantly, and talks to us.]

Mysterious Woman: What? I ran out of ideas.

[The next scene shows Yasmin back in the forest, where the accident happened, looking down at the pit.]

Yasmin: (panicking) Barbie's body is gone! She's not dead- she's taking her revenge! (runs around in a circle) What are you waiting for, you old pink bitch?!

[The mysterious woman runs Yasmin over with her car, screeches to a halt, step on out, and takes off her hat, revealing herself as Draculaura from Monster High.]

Draculaura: Could it be- Monster High has killed Bratz the same way once Bratz killed Barbie? Poetic justice! (laughs in triumph)

Yasmin: (weakened and confused) Draculaura? But.. I thought the killer... was- Barbie. Her body...

Draculaura: Barbie? You're at the wrong mile marker; Barbie's body is up there.

[The camera zooms to the scene of the crime, where Barbie's corpse is being eaten by two wolves and one bear.]

Yasmin: (desperate) Please... I'll give you anything.

Draculaura: Silly Bratz- I've already taken everything you have.

Yasmin: Except... my butt-virginity.

Draculaura: Maestro, I'm gonna need a little butt-virginity music.

[After the closing credits (with a hip-hop style song that plays in the background), we see Draculaura raping Yasmin, who screams loudly at this and closes the episode.]