Seth Green's Burger King Outtakes

(Cut from static. Young Seth Green is sitting at a table in a commercial for Burger King)

Director: (O.S.) Okay Seth, say your line, take a bite and smile. Action!

Young Seth: Just the way I like it -- flame boiled!

(Young Seth takes a huge bite out of the burger and swallows. As the director corrects him on his line, Seth is given a new burger by a crew member.)

Director: (O.S.) Cut. Back to one. The line is "flame broiled." Okay, buddy? Oh and uh... use your spit bucket.

Young Seth: But I like cheeseburgers.

Director: (O.S.) Suit yourself. Action!

Young Seth: Just the way I like it -- frame broiled!

(Young Seth takes another bite from the burger, which is almost immediately replaced with another one as the scene resets.)

Director: (O.S.) Cut! Back to one! "Flame broiled," okay? Action!

Young Seth: Just the way I liked it -- flame bloiled!

(The scene resets.)

Director: (O.S.) Cut. Nope. Back to one. Action!

Young Seth: Just the way I drike it -- drame sploiled!

(The scene resets.)

Director: (O.S., irritated.) Jesus! Back to one and action!

Young Seth: Hug a tray hi picret -- sprame braduffled!

Director: (O.S.) Cut, cut, cut! Seth, you don't look too good.

Young Seth: I don't feel so good.

Director: (O.S.) I told you to use your spit bucket.

(Young Seth's stomach begins to gurgle.)

Young Seth: Oh, my tummy hurts.

Director: (O.S.) One more take. You nail it, you get to go lie down, okay, pal?

(Young Seth is visibly struggling not to blow chunks.)

Young Seth: Okay, sir.

Director: (O.S.) And action.

Young Seth: Just a hay bri spra- Blurgh!

Young Seth sprays vomit on the right side of the table.)

Young Seth: Frame-- Blurgh!

(Young Seth vomits aggressively all over the rest of the table, wall and seat as the crew moan off-screen.)

Young Seth: Blame sploiled... Bluurrrggghh!!

(Young Seth projects yet another trail of vomit, splattering all over the camera lens. Cut to Seth Green as an adult, sitting in an armchair with a book in his hands.)

Seth: Thank you for joining me for another tale from "Seth's Acting Scrapbook." (Closes the book.) You know what's funny? To this day, I can't even hear the word "cheeseb--"

(Seth vomits mid-sentence all over the floor and the book he's holding.)

Seth: (Wipes the book) Oh, damn it! That was my favourite fake book. How did you talk me into a sketch about frigging cheeseb--

(Seth vomits mid-sentence once more. Cut to static.)