Timmy's Secret Wish

Groupies: YAY Timmy!

Cosmo: Give me a T I M M Y! What does it spell? Seriously what does it spell?

Green Fairy Council: The Trial of Timmy Turner will now begin!

Timmy: I object!

Blue Fairy Council: On what grounds?

Timmy: The fact we're losing?

Blue Fairy Council member: We've seen enough. Poof has made it clear to the court that Timmy is definitely not the worst god kid.

Foop: Objection!

Pink Fairy Council Member: ON WHAT GROUNDS?!!

Foop: Give me a minute. There must be something in these legal briefs. (starts looking through the documents. The blue fairy council member has raised his gavel) Come on, come on. A-ha! I have discovered devastating evidence against Timmy Turner. He hasn't made a million wishes after all. HES MADE A MILLION AND ONE!

Blue Fairy Council Member: Foop what exactly are you saying?

Foop: I'm saying that Timmy Turner made a secret wish.

Blue Fairy Council member: A secret wish? But that's the ultimate violation of Fairy Law!!!

Pink Fairy Council Member: Every wish must be accounted for otherwise godchildren could secretly alter the very fabric of the universe.

Jorgen: I think we all remember the last secret wish. December 19 1986. Little Joshuah Applebee secretly wished for Chuckles the Fairy eating Cockatiel. (A cockatiel appears.)

Timmy: Oh come on whats so scary about a silly bird? (The cockatiel is shown attacking Fairy World) Okay thats totally scary.

Jorgen: Ever since that fateful day all wishes have been carefully documented to avoid further catastrophe but somehow Turner got around the rules.

Wanda: Hold on a second. We never granted Timmy a secret wish. Right Cosmo?

Cosmo: I dont remember. But then I dont remember alot of things. Hey, what are we doing in a bowling alley?

Wanda: Timmy what did you do?

Timmy: (he looks around the courtroom) Oh alright. I did make a secret wish. Cosmo doesn't remember granting it because I wished he'd forget.

Foop: (plays scary organ music) Sorry I just love to play at funerals.

Jorgen: Turner, what did you wish for?

Timmy: Okay don't be mad but, I secretly wished that everyone would stop aging so that I could stay 10 years old and keep my fairies forever.

Blue Fairy council Member: What? WHAT?!! WHEN DID YOU MAKE THIS WISH?!!!

Timmy: 50 years ago?!!

Jorgen: So let me get this straight, you and everyone else on earth are actually 50 years older?!!

Cosmo: Do the math Jorgen. 10 + 50 is 13. You're fine Timmy. Lets all go home. If my hunch is correct there should be a puppy there waiting for me.

Blue Fairy Council member: Timmy Turner, this is an egregious violation of fairy law.

Pink Fairy Council member: YOU ARE TRULY THE WORST FAIRY GODKID IN HISTORY!!

Foop: Throw the book at him. Like this! (throws a book at Cosmo. The book knocks Cosmo into the wall).

Cosmo: Starting to remember why we're here now.

Blue Fairy council member: It is the decision of this council that every wish Timmy Turner has ever made will be undone and he will have no memory of his fairy godparents.

Cosmo and Wanda: What?

Cheerleaders: Yay, Timmy!

Blue Fairy council member: Timmy Turner, you have made a secret wish and been found guilty of being the worst fairy godkid ever. As a result, all of your wishes will now be undone.

Foop: Yes! I won the case! Take that, Poof! (Poof blows a raspberry)

Jorgen: Foop, you do realize that you're Poof's anti-fairy, which means if he goes, you go!

Foop: No! I won the case! Save me, Poof!

Pink Fairy council member: And now, Timmy Turner's wishes will be erased forevermore, ad infinitum, e pluribus unum, and a lot of other Latin words no one uses in their li-(mumbles).

Wanda: No! Poof! (Wanda and Cosmo hug Poof)

Foop: Hug me too! I'm frightened! (to the purple Fairy Council member) I'll tell you what. (gets a 1 dollar bill) Spare me and all this will be yours. Well, not all of it. Can you break a one?

(the Purple fairy council member bangs his gavel. The ceiling breaks away, revealing a vortex, which sucks up Foop. Poof is then sucked out of Cosmo and Wanda's arms into the vortex. The vortex then disappears.)

Wanda: (crying) Oh no! My baby!

Cosmo: (crying) Timmy! What have you done!

Timmy: I'm so sorry! I don't know how, but I'll make this right! (The blue fairy council member bangs his gavel, and Cosmo and Wanda disappear) No! Where'd they go?

Jorgen: Cosmo and Wanda have been sent back to Fairy World, where, thanks to you, they will have no memory of their baby!

Foop: "You said...WHAT!" (Looks back at Timmy and says in a tiny voice,) "Please save me!"

Blue Fairy Council member: And now it is time to undo your secret wish. Bring in Father Time. (he waves his arms but nothing happens) YOO HOO! FATHER TIME!! (Father Time appears)

Father Time: Sorry, sorry, I forgot to set my watch for Daylight Savings Time. I sprung ahead when I should have fallen back. Hey, I brought gifts. (he reaches into his beard) You know what they say, there's no present like the time. (pulls out four watches) Get it?

Blue Fairy Council Member: Hes been doing that same joke for thousands of years.

Father Time: So this is the kid who made the secret wish. YOU DON'T GET A WATCH MISTER. I WILL NOW SET THINGS RIGHT BY ADVANCING TIME ON EARTH 50 YEARS! SHAZAM!

Timmy Turner: Nothing happened.

Father Time: I know. I just like saying Shazam, and other z words, like Jacuzzi, zing, Zamboni, xylophone. Doesn't have a Z but it sounds like one. (holds up a watch in front of Timmy) Timmy Turner, you are about to age 50 years in the blink of an eye.

Blue Fairy Council Member: And you will have no memory of your fairies or of this council. (Father Time flicks the minute hand on the big watch forward. Time then advances 50 years)

Jorgen: Turner, Mr Crocker, what are you doing here?

Wanda: My baby hes gone forever.

Jorgen: What? Not my frosting! I'll defend it till my last breath.

Cyclops: GRARRR!!

Jorgen: Fine take it. I'm not so butterscotch with it anyway.

Cyclops: Thank you. Happy Halloween.

Timmy: "HEY! CHUCKLES COME AND GET ME! I'm a delicious fairy!"

Blue Fairy Council member: SILENCE! You've been summoned here because you violated the ruling of the Fairy Council!

Pink Fairy Council member: You helped Timmy free his erased wishes from the Hocus Pocanos.

Purple Fairy Council member: And now you will all be punished!

Poof: POOF POOF POOF!

Pink Fairy Council member: Thats the most brilliant legal argument I ever heard. Let the retrial begin.

Timmy: Ahhhh! Go away Chuckles. I lied. Im not a fairy.

Blue Fairy Council Member: Timmy turner. We have no doubt you acted heroically in saving your friends and foop. However you are still guilty of the ultimate violation in fairy law: Making a secret wish.

Timmy: Look Im sorry. I didn't make that wish to have magical fairies forever. I made it so that I could have Cosmo, Wanda and Poof forever because I can't imagine life without them. I don't care if I never get to make another wish just please don't take them away from me. They are my family.


 * Blue Fairy Council member: Bring in Father Time!
 * Fairy Cop: Looks like he's late again.
 * Timmy: Boy did I learned my lesson. Never ever make another secret wish.