The Club

Club Searching

 * C'mon you guys, we're gonna be late!
 * Remind me again why exactly we're at school on a Saturday?
 * Are you kidding me? It's Club Day! It's the only day of the week when I get to hang out with people I really like!
 * ,, and : What?!
 * Uhh... gotta go!
 * Okay. See you all back here at five.
 * But, wait! I don't have a club to go to!
 * Well mom, looks like it's your lucky day. I'm coming with you to your Anger Management Club.
 * Oh, that's sweet, Gumball, but behind this door I'm a very different person. Trust me, you don't want to see this.
 * Hello, Nicole, welcome to-
 * Could you guys keep it down a little?
 * You keep it down!!
 * Hey, Anais! What club are you in?
 * Physics Club.
 * Well, today's your lucky day because I'm-
 * Let me stop you right there. You know there are different types of intelligence?
 * Yeah.
 * I don't think you have any of them.
 * I don't get it.
 * Exactly.
 * Oh, come on... Let me in, don't be a club hog!  Fine.  Dad, can I join your Fantasy Club?
 * Who be there?
 * It's me, Gumball.
 * Be you orc?
 * No.
 * Be you dwarf?
 * No, I'm your son.
 * Be you bearer of savoury snacks for the elders?
 * What?! No.
 * Then begone!
 * What's up?
 * Man, there's gotta' be a club for me somewhere.
 * You could always join my club.
 * What is it?
 * Synchronized Swimming!
 * Hmm, you're good, but I can do better! Here comes: the Swan Dive of Eternal Beauty!
 * So, how graceful was that?
 * Dude. You can't swim.
 * Fair point. Uh, has anyone seen my trunks?
 * and : Yeah!
 * Touchdown!
 * Home run!
 * Slam dunk!
 * and : Yeah!
 * Hey guys, is this the Football Club?
 * and : Yeah!
 * Well, uh, did I miss the game?
 * No, it's going on right out there.
 * Why aren't you playing?
 * and : 'Cause we're the reserve team!
 * Cool. So, can I join?
 * I don't know, are you man enough?
 * Me? I'm at least fifty-percent man.
 * Well, in that case here's your towel.
 * Thanks! So, do you guys ever get to play?
 * Nah, we just hang out here and act kinda sporty.
 * You guys just take showers, hang around in towels and high-five each other?
 * Ha, there's a little bit more to it than that.
 * Ah! Okay, okay!
 * Hey, Hector is the game over?
 * Yeah! We lost!
 * and : Oh...
 * What?
 * Oh, why doesn't anyone want me in their club? It can't have anything to do with me, my talent, my intelligence or my general awesomeness... You know what? Too bad for you jealous people! 'Cause I'm starting my own club and you are not invited!
 * Ah! Okay, okay!
 * Hey, Hector is the game over?
 * Yeah! We lost!
 * and : Oh...
 * What?
 * Oh, why doesn't anyone want me in their club? It can't have anything to do with me, my talent, my intelligence or my general awesomeness... You know what? Too bad for you jealous people! 'Cause I'm starting my own club and you are not invited!
 * Oh, why doesn't anyone want me in their club? It can't have anything to do with me, my talent, my intelligence or my general awesomeness... You know what? Too bad for you jealous people! 'Cause I'm starting my own club and you are not invited!
 * Oh, why doesn't anyone want me in their club? It can't have anything to do with me, my talent, my intelligence or my general awesomeness... You know what? Too bad for you jealous people! 'Cause I'm starting my own club and you are not invited!

Gumball's Own Club

 * Okay, I'd like to welcome everyone to Gumball's Club of Gumball. First order of business, attendance. Hmm, pretty good. Now, it seems like lately we've been let down by certain family members, so I propose a little exercise in trust. Okay, don't worry Gumball, just close your eyes, let yourself fall back, and someone will catch you. Well, I'm a bit scared, Gumball.  Well, that's why it's called a "trust exercise!" Come on, dude.  Hmm... okay.  All in favour of disbanding the club say "aye".  Aye. Motion carried.

Rejects' Greetings

 * Aw, man I'm such a reject. I wish there was a club for people like me that no one liked. I'd join that club in a second, I wouldn't even care what it was about.
 * Look no further, fellow loser. We're the unsought, the weird, let me introduce you to... the Reject Club! Always accepting new members.
 * Thanks, I'm desperate, but not that desperate.
 * No, wait! We really need new members. We're so bored of talking to each other we've been phoning up the talking clock for conversation. If you want, you could be our president or something, or, or even better, our king! Picture this, Gumball Watterson, king of the rejects!
 * , and : Yeah?
 * What? King of the rejects? Seriously? Thanks for the offer, guys, but it's a no.
 * He rejected us.
 * And laughed at our loneliness.
 * Well, we'll see if he's still too good for us when we've finished with him. To the nerdmobile!
 * And laughed at our loneliness.
 * Well, we'll see if he's still too good for us when we've finished with him. To the nerdmobile!

Family Discussion

 * REJECTED! Even by my own family!
 * Look honey, you're not a baby anymore. You need to be able to do things on your own.
 * Aww, there must've been one club that wanted you.
 * Yeah! The Rejects' Club.
 * But I politely declined.
 * Oh, good. It landed in the vegetables. Ah, the cake!
 * Look!
 * There's a DVD tied to it.
 * Look!
 * There's a DVD tied to it.

The Plan Unfolds

 * Greetings, Gumball Watterson, from our secret lair.
 * Isn't that just the library?
 * Shh! There's more.
 * So, you think you're too good for us, eh? Well, you'll soon change your mind when we upload your embarrassing school record in a web video hosted by none other than you. My name is Gumball Watterson and my IQ is smaller than my shoe size. I wore diapers until the age of eleven and once got detention for calling Miss Simian "mum".
 * He looks just like you!
 * Our revenge plan is almost complete.
 * Uploading. Ten minutes until completion.
 * And, cut! How was I? Evil enough?
 * Oh, great, now the nerds are bullying me! I guess you want me to deal with this on my own.
 * No. When someone picks a fight with one of us, they pick a fight with all of us. Everybody get in the car, we've still got time to stop them.
 * But where is their secret hideout?
 * It's in... The library!
 * It's in... The library!

Rush to the School

 * No! It's locked! My reputation is ruined!
 * No, not yet. Quick, someone make me angry!
 * Uh, I taped a wrestling match over our wedding video?
 * Grr...! Go on without me!  I'm out of controoool!
 * Thou shall not pass!
 * You've crossed the wrong wizard, young man. I am level 40! Let the battle commence.
 * Hurrah! I get the first shot. Meteor Swarm!
 * He's good, but I can't afford to lose. Magic Missile!
 * Ptoing! Deflected by the Shield of Zanthor!
 * and : Freeze Spell!
 * You'll have to go on without me, I'm stuck for the next two turns.
 * Come on, the computer's just up ahead!
 * Watch out!
 * , and :
 * , and :
 * Relax, it's only Bobert, I can take him.
 * Initiating combat mode.
 * , and :
 * Don't worry, guys, I got this.
 * What are you doing?
 * Leave it to me, just go around him.
 * Are you sure you're going to be okay?
 * Don't worry! The power of physics has never failed me yet.
 * The computer, this is our chance to stop the upload.
 * Ninety seconds until completion.
 * There's a guard!
 * That guy looks pretty dangerous.
 * What are we gonna' do?
 * Leave it to me. Come on punk.
 * Huh?
 * Let's dance.
 * Such grace! The rhythm! Must... synchronize!
 * Thanks, buddy!
 * Five seconds until completion.
 * Yes! My reputation is safe.
 * Four seconds until completion.
 * Three seconds. Two seconds. One second. Upload complete.
 * NOOOOOOO!
 * Sending to all school contacts.
 * My name is Gumball Trisha Watterson. That's right, Trisha is my middle name. And I was born without eyebrows and have to draw them on every day. On hot days I smell like pate and teachers are advised not to mention it. Also, I have a glandular problem that causes inflammation of the-
 * Okay, okay! You win, I'll join your club.
 * Are you kidding? Have you seen your school record? We're desperate, but we're not that desperate.
 * Great. Rejected by the Reject Club.
 * Thanks, buddy!
 * Five seconds until completion.
 * Yes! My reputation is safe.
 * Four seconds until completion.
 * Three seconds. Two seconds. One second. Upload complete.
 * NOOOOOOO!
 * Sending to all school contacts.
 * My name is Gumball Trisha Watterson. That's right, Trisha is my middle name. And I was born without eyebrows and have to draw them on every day. On hot days I smell like pate and teachers are advised not to mention it. Also, I have a glandular problem that causes inflammation of the-
 * Okay, okay! You win, I'll join your club.
 * Are you kidding? Have you seen your school record? We're desperate, but we're not that desperate.
 * Great. Rejected by the Reject Club.
 * Great. Rejected by the Reject Club.

In the Car

 * Well, that's my reputation ruined until college.
 * No, it isn't. I counter-hacked the main school server and rerouted the email before it got to anyone.
 * Thank you, sis.
 * Don't worry, we'll always be there for you.
 * You're part of the Watterson Club, Trisha.
 * Yeah, and whose great idea was that?
 * What's wrong with it? It's short for Tristopher.
 * Richard, I thought we agreed on Christopher.
 * Christopher, Tristopher, same thing, right?
 * So, what shall we do with these guys?
 * Well, I think the responsible thing would be to drive them home and tell their parents what they've done.
 * No? Then how about we spray you in honey and drop you off in the bear cage at the zoo?
 * Okay, maybe you'd prefer to be dropped off naked at the mall.
 * All those in favour say "aye".
 * ,, and : Aye.
 * Motion carried.
 * All those in favour say "aye".
 * ,, and : Aye.
 * Motion carried.
 * Motion carried.