The Perfect Couple

[In Stephanie and Michelle's room, the 'kids' are all gathered, and Stephanie is explaining her role tonight.]

Stephanie: [pacing like a military officer] OK, kiddies, tonight, I'm not your sister [pointing to Michelle]; I'm not your cousin [to the twins]; I'm your babysitter. Now, I think you'll find me tough but fair. Do we understand each other?

Nicky: I don't think so!

Michelle: You want me to talk to them?

Stephanie: No. I think I've made myself perfectly clear. I'm in charge, and you're not. [She picks up the blue pajamas.] OK, Alex. Let's get your pajamas on.

Alex: Forget it!

Stephanie: OK. [She picks up the red pajamas.] Nicky, let's get your pajamas on.

Nicky: I don't wear that! [He runs out of the room.]

Michelle: [sarcastically] Who's in charge now?

Stephanie: [sighs and walks out of the room] Nicholas! Get back here!

Michelle: [to Alex] This should be a fun night.

Joey: Hi, folks! Welcome to our show. I'm your host Joe Stone.

Danny: I was hoping that Vicky and I could settle down, and you girls could finally have a mom again.

D.J.: Well, if you haven't noticed, I think we're doing pretty great the way we are.

Stephanie: Yeah. At least we have each other.

Michelle: Does that cheer you up?

Danny: You better believe it, sweetie. Thank you, girls.