The Transmogrification of Eunice

Save yourself some embarrassment, Kevin. Conceive my speed! Are you kidding me, Tennyson? I'm still in second gear. [ Beeping ] [ Tires screeching ] Gwen: You guys act like a couple of 10-year-olds. Kevin: 10-year-olds can't drive. Ben: Neither can you, grandma! Kevin: Want to make this interesting? Last one to the campsite has to do the cooking. Ben: You're on. I want pancakes. [ Tires screeching ] Gwen: Is this really necessary? Kevin: Yes. Unless you want to skip camping and I don't know go do something fun instead. Gwen: You know Ben can't go anywhere without being swamped by fans. If we're gonna have a vacation, this is it. Kevin: Not gonna happen, Tennyson. [ Tires screeching ] [ Whistling ] Ben: Incoming! [ Car doors open ] Looks like an escape pod. [ Clanking ] [ Air hissing ] Gwen: I think something's in there. [ Electricity crackles ] Ow! Kevin: I don't recognize the design. Careful. Whatever's inside might be disoriented and dangerous. [ Motor whirring ] Ben: Or beautiful. Kevin: [ Grunts ] Gwen: You don't remember anything? Not before I woke up and met the three of you. Gwen: I don't sense any injuries. Kevin: Yeah, she looks pretty healthy to me, too. Ow! What?! Ben: I'm glad you're okay. Do you maybe remember your name? Unit Eunice? Ben: Eunice? Hello. [ Animals chattering ] Kevin: Maybe we should call her the vermin whisperer. We should cut this trip short and head back, turn her over to the plumbers. Gwen: You'll do anything to avoid camping, won't you. Kevin: She's an alien. We should get her to someone who can help her. Is it okay if I stay with you for a while? Ben: Of course you can. Kevin: You have to go. Tie-breaker? Gwen: If she wants to stay, who are we to say no? Ben: Maybe we can help you get your memory back. Gwen: I've got some extra clothes you can borrow. [ Fingers snapping ] Kevin: You're drooling, dude. This is gonna be fu-u-n. Gwen: A minute ago, you were trying to get out of camping and now it's gonna be fun? Are you working some kind of angle? Kevin: Gwen, I know it's important to you that we all spend some quality time together. I want what you want. Gwen: If you're working some angle, so help me, I am gonna hurt you. Kevin: [ Chuckles ] Ben: So, how do you do that thing with the animals? I don't know. I don't know anything. This must all seem so strange to you. Ben: You'd be surprised. I'm sorry for tagging along. I hope I'm not intruding. Ben: You're not. You're fun to be around. I am? I'm fun, even though I don't have a memory? Ben: It'll come back. Don't force it. Anyway, you're more fun than Kevin. Kevin: I'm right here, dude. Gwen: I brought some stuff to make batter. If we're lucky, we're having a fish fry tonight. We're going to capture fish and eat them? I can't do that. I'm sorry. Gwen: It's fine. It's good. You remember that you're a vegetarian. Ben: Aah! Aah! Unh! [ Laughing ] Ben: Then grandpa Max said to Gwen, "that's why I ride sidesaddle. " [ Laughing ] Gwen: That's not how it happened. Ben: It's funnier, the way I told it. Kevin: And you come out of it looking better. Ben: Do I? How about that? Gwen: Where are you going? Ben: I'm going to take Eunice to see the view of the ravine. Gwen: May I have a word with you? In private? [ Squirrels chittering ] Kevin: Squirrels nothing but tree rats. Gwen: What do you think you're doing? Ben: Talking. I'm not allowed to talk to her? Kevin: Forget it, Tennyson. She's way too good-looking for you. Gwen: Not the point. What about Julie? Ben: She was only a little too good-looking for me. Kevin: Just barely in your range, but okay. Gwen: That's not what I mean, and you both know it. Ben: Julie broke up with me. Gwen: No, she said you might as well be broken up. Kevin: Same difference. Ben: 2-to-1. Majority rules. Don't wait up. [ Squirrels chittering ] You're lucky to have your grandpa. I don't even know if I have a family. I wonder if anyone's looking for me. Ben: Of course people are looking. They miss you. I'd miss you. You're not very good at flirting. Ben: How would you know? You have total memory loss. True. But I wasn't born yesterday. Ben: Sorry. Won't happen again. I said it was awful. I didn't say stop. Ben: I might be lost. Stay here. I'm gonna climb higher, see if I can spot the ravine. [ Leaves rustling ] [ Bear roars ] Okay, Eunice, we're a little west of where I thought we w [ bear growls ] Eunice! Armodrillo: Armodrillo! [ Rumbling ] Hang on! I'm coming! Wait. What? [ Beeping ] Ben: How did you do that? I didn't do anything. I just knew it wasn't going to hurt me. It's weird, isn't it? Ben: You didn't think it was weird when I turned into a I figured you'd explain it to me later. Ben: Fair enough. Come on. The ravine is up this way. [ Rumbling ] Sunder: Empty. [ Grunts ] [ Electricity crackles ] [ Beeping ] I can find it with my scanner. But it looks like I won't need to. Ben: It's not far now. I know I said that before. Have you ever seen anything more beautiful? Ben: How do you do that? I don't know. The animals just Ben: Not just that. How do you make it all seem soNatural? Want to pet him? Ben: Does it bite? No. I'm pretty sure that bear you were going to fight for me does, though. Ben: That's different. If you want to be scared of the bunny, I won't judge. Ben: Uh [ laughs ] Sunder! Sunder: Tennyson. If I'd known it was you, there wouldn't have been a warning shot. Ben: Guess that's where you made your first mistake. [ Beeping ] Spidermonkey: Spidermonkey! Sunder: You tried that move the last time. Or have you forgotten? Spidermonkey: Oh, I didn't forget. I was setting you up for this! Ultimate spidermonkey: Ultimate spidermonkey! Sunder: Never did get even with you for sending me to the null void. Ultimate spidermonkey: Get even? You cut my hand off. Sunder: Stop whining. You got it back. Hyah! Ultimate spidermonkey: We already settled this. The Ultimatrix is mine. Sunder: You think this is about the watch? Ultimate spidermonkey: If you're not after the Ultimatrix, then what Eunice. Stay away! Sunder: You're coming with me. Now! Ultimate spidermonkey: Aah! [ Panting ] Hot! Ben: Well, that's inconvenient. Sunder: Stay out of this, Tennyson. You don't understand what you're dealing with. Kevin: [ Grunting ] Come on. Ugh. Gwen: Offer still stands. Kevin: Answer is still no. The guy puts up the tent! Gwen: Speaking of things that take too long, where are Ben and Eunice? Kevin: Probably watching the stars. Girls like that, right? What's the problem? Gwen: This weekend was supposed to be the three of us, not the three of us plus Ben's new girlfriend. Kevin: Ease up. It's hard enough for her without all the pressure from you. Gwen: Pressure? Kevin: You're treating her like a fifth wheel. Wasn't that long ago I was the one trying to fit in with you and your cousin, so be nice. What? Gwen: Sometimes you make sense. Ben: Where's Eunice? Kevin: Man, you cannot keep a girlfriend. Ben: Sunder attacked us in the forest. We got separated. Gwen: She's wearing my extra clothes. I can track her. [ Clattering ] [ Wind blowing ] This way. Although I can't imagine how she got way up here. Ben: Oh, she can absorb animal powers. She was jumping like 20 feet high. Kevin: Okay, too much we don't understand. We find her and make her talk. Gwen: What happened to "be nice to her"? Kevin: Sunder only goes after rare and precious objects. He wouldn't be here unless Eunice has something he wants. Ben: Come here often? You've all been so nice to me. And now I've brought you into this. Kevin: What is "this"? What does sunder want from you? I honestly don't know. I've been trying to remember, but I can't. Ben: Maybe something from your ship? Kevin: Could be. When we found you, I'm pretty sure you weren't carrying anything. Gwen: Kevin I want to know who I am. I'm scared, and I don't know if I should be. Sunder: You should definitely be scared. [ Beeping ] NRG: NRG! Ohh! NRG: Where do you think you're going? Gwen: Unh, uh Ahh Sunder: You want to know who you are? I can tell you. I can even take you home. You can? Ben: Eunice! Stay away from him! Sunder: Don't you want to know who you are? Or, rather, what? [ Beeping ] Ben: Eunice. Gwen: He turned Eunice into an Omnitrix core? Ben: What did you do? Sunder: My job. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a delivery to make. Ben: Sunder! [ Beeping ] Cannonbolt: Cannonbolt! Catch up when you can. Sunder: Aah! Ohh! Ooh! [ Screeching ] [ Birds squawking ] Cannonbolt: What did you do? Dizzy Sunder: Like it? I picked it up on Galvan Prime. Cannonbolt: Unh! Sunder: You really thought you could beat me? Cannonbolt: Well, yes. Sunder: Last mistake you'll ever make. Kevin: He'll make plenty more mistakes. That didn't come out right. Sunder: Ohh! Gwen: What are you doing?! Kevin: Looking for a switch on this thing. Cannonbolt: If it looks like an Omnitrix WhatAm I? Sunder: You belong to me! I don't belong to anybody! [ Bones crunching ] Who am I? Where do I come from? Where are my parents? Sunder: [ Grunts ] You have no parents. You're a thing, a machine. Liar! [ Grunts ] [ All grunting ] Wallowing in the mud. Why am I not surprised? Ben: Azmuth, what are you doing here? Attending to trivialities that should have been easily handled by my proxy. Sunder: I'm sorry, sir. I-I just needed more time. As if you're a match for Tennyson. Ben: Don't take it personally. You're a buffoon! Once again involving yourself in matters that are none of your concern! Ben: Eunice is my concern. Eunice? Is that what you've been calling the Unitrix? Unitrix? Is that my name? You know who I am? You are a unitrix, one of my early prototype models of the Omnitrix. Gwen: "Uni" as in "one" instead of "omni" meaning "all. " Indeed. Originally, I planned to create a separate device to store the DNA of each species. Gwen: So, when I cut my hand opening the space pod it sampled your DNA, randomized it, and created Eunice. Kevin: So, basically, you lost your doohickey and hired sunder to find it. A wasted effort. And after going to all the bother of freeing him from the null void. What happens to me now? You go back into storage. No, please. Ben: You can't just store a human being. She's not human. She's a construct. No more alive than any of your transformations. She's not real. Ben: Who are you to say that?! My transformations are real, and she's way more human than you are! The unitrix is dangerous. I can't let her roam around unsupervised. I'm sorry, Ben. Ben: I'll fight you, azmuth. I believe you would. Very well, unitrix Eunice. Come with me. We'll find you someplace safe to live. I can always use more help tending primus. Thank you for letting me go camping with you. Gwen: Anytime. Kevin: You did me a favor. If you hadn't shown up, there was talk about making smores. Goodbye, Ben. Ben: Goodbye. Sunder: Do I still get paid? Gwen: What did she give you? Ben: Something beautiful.