Boston (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)


 * Cast of Hairspray: Boston is a bomb!
 * Earl Weaver: You think I don't know that, you dumb cast of the musical Hairspray dick-sucking, motherfuckers!? It's a bomb!
 * Ghost of Paul Revere: Guy, it's a freaking light.
 * Earl Weaver: Guy, it's a motherfucking, cocksucking bomb!
 * Ghost of Paul Revere: It's a freaking light!
 * Earl Weaver: Bomb!
 * Ghost of Paul Revere: Light!
 * Earl Weaver: Bomb!
 * Ghost of Paul Revere: Light!
 * Earl Weaver: Bomb!
 * Ghost of Paul Revere: Light!
 * Earl Weaver: Bomb!
 * Ghost of Paul Revere: Light!
 * Earl Weaver: Bomb!
 * Ghost of Paul Revere: Light!
 * Cast of Hairspray: It's a bomb!
 * Earl Weaver: Will you shut the fuck up! You stupid, shit-eating cast of the musical Hairspray! Bunch of faggot motherfuckers!
 * Ghost of Paul Revere: Look, seriously? It's just a light.
 * Earl Weaver: No! YOU look, seriously! It's a fucking bomb!
 * Ghost of Paul Revere: Oh, my freaking God! It's a bomb!
 * Cast of Hairspray: It's a bomb!
 * Ghost of Paul Revere: Get the freak out of here, dude! Hey, hey! Sox rule!
 * Master Shake: Bomb, light, whatever. It's just a hoax.
 * Frylock: Shake, a hoax is a humorous or malicious deception and this is clearly not that.
 * Master Shake: I don't care! You can't make us leave! Damn it! They made us leave!
 * Frylock: At least we saved some money.
 * Master Shake: No, I spent it all for this. That's Paul Revere going through Bill Buckner's legs with a bowl of chowder. And he's got Plymouth Rock in his pants. And those are witches casting a spell on the cast of Cheers. And that is a lobster bib, still working on that. Oh, and that's uh Ted Kennedy riding a dolphin through Chappaquiddick.
 * Meatwad: I'm plugging this bitch in.