Movies (Wizards of Waverly Place)


 * Theresa: Oh Maxy, promise you'll never grow up and leave me!
 * Max: But I'm supposed to be taking out the trash.
 * Theresa: Oh, no. Your daddy will take out the trash.

[Jerry gives her the WHAT look, and she gives him the DO IT look]
 * Max: Thank you, daddy.
 * Jerry: Save it.


 * Jerry: Alex, lets give it a try. Now, lets say you havent eaten for days and You're in desperate need for a sandwich. What do you do?
 * Alex: I walk over to the sandwich shop and have Mom make me a sandwich.
 * Jerry: Okay, yes, but Mom's not here.
 * Justin: Wheres Mom?
 * Jerry: It's not important where she is, umm, she's gone, she left the country.
 * Justin: She left the country? Why, is she ok?
 * Jerry: Yes, she's fine.
 * Alex: Well if she's fine, I don't see why she can't make me a sandwich.


 * Jerry: Here, I've already written one down for you, just read that and concentrate.
 * Max: Satisfy my empty belly, make me a peanut butter and jelly. [Max turns into a PBJ sandwich]
 * Jerry: You see what I just did there? I just illustrated the dangers of "Spell Improv". '[Justin is about to eat Max] Ha-di-di-da! You have to use your words very carefully because in the Wizard World they take you literally. So, when Max said "Make me a peanut butter and jelly," they made him a peanut butter and jelly. [Justin begins to open Max and throws him back onto the couch]'' Yhoy!
 * Alex: Oh, I get it! Let me try it. Although I love such tasty snacks, I'd rather have my brother Max. [Max turns back into a human]
 * Justin: Hello!
 * Max: [To Justin] Hey, thanks for not eating me.
 * Jerry: Alex, you're a natural.
 * Alex: Thanks, that wasn't even true!


 * Justin: I'm sensing you have a devious and poorly thought out plan to get into this Ruby Donahue movie. I'm gonna ask you to leave me out of it.
 * Alex: Gladly. [As they walk away from each other, Alex gets in an isolated space.] I'm old enough to hang with actress model spokeswoman Ruby Donahue, so get me into Night of the Halloween Sorority Party Disaster 2. [Alex is zapped away and is in an unvacant room with lots of pajama-clad teenagers]


 * Alex: Is that Ruby Donahue over there?
 * Party Member: No, silly! That's Bambi, the sensitive one! Just stay in character and scream when it's your turn.
 * Alex: [Alex, confused, walks towards the screen and finds out she is in the actual Night of the Halloween Sorority Party Disaster 2 film] Oh, my goodness, I'm in the movie.
 * Party Member: And just in time, too! We're about to have a super fun Halloween pillow fight in our pajamas!
 * Alex: Maybe you're a little old to be in a sorority?
 * Party Member: Aren't you a little young?
 * Alex: Fair enough. [grabs a pillow and begins smashing it over the guest while everybody does the same. Suddenly a phone rings, causing everybody to stop in fear] What's the matter? S'just a phone...why did the music get all scary?
 * Justin: [plays arcade games and stops upon seeing his friends] Why are you guys out of the movie? It's not even over yet!
 * Friend #1: Justin, that movie is WAY too scary! There's somethings in life you cannot unsee!
 * Justin: Where's Alex? She said she'd catch up with you guys.
 * Friend #2: She never did. But weirdly enough, there's an actress in the movie that looked just like her.
 * Justin: Really?
 * Friend #2: Yeah, and she even sounded kinda like her, and she was wearing the exact same outfit as her. Weird, right?
 * Justin: [now understanding that Alex did a spell on herself to get in the movie, he begins making sarcastic answers] Yeah, that's weird. What'd you get on that deductive reasoning test?
 * Friend #2: 99%, why?
 * Justin: Now that's even weirder. Would you guys excuse me for a moment? [runs to the same isolated space Alex was in] Alex Russo has messed up and put herself in a movie. Put me also in that movie. [fails to get zapped] That didn't even sound like a spell. OK, what rhymes with "movie"? Boovy, juvy, loovy, PLANT! [realizes that "movie" and "plant" don't rhyme] Plant...this is going to take a while. [leans against the wall, looking for a spell that will work]


 * Alex: Hey, you're Ruby Donahue!
 * Ruby: Who are you?
 * Alex: Alex.
 * Ruby: Are you the evil sorority sister who's come back from the grave to punish us for our cute but reckless destruction of perfectly good pillows?!?!
 * Alex: What? No! I'm just a kid, I don't even know what I'm doing in this movie.
 * Ruby: Me neither. This was all my agent's idea!
 * Alex: Oooh, there's that music again! Where's it coming from?
 * Ruby: This is the part where I run screaming into the showers for no reason at all.
 * Alex: Well, it was nice meetin' ya.
 * Ruby: You too!


 * Justin: [finally getting inside the movie] ...in a groovy movie! Well, the 1970s would've worked.


 * Theresa: [after seeing two movie clerks talking about two new characters in Night of the Halloween Sorority Party Disaster 2] Miss, two tickets for that, uh, disaster...party--bingo!--Halloween thing, yeah.