Two Weeks

Dwight: [examining the copier manual] Do you want me to translate the German instructions for you? Pam: No, I'm sure they're pretty much the same as the English instructions. Dwight: Typical American ignorance that got us involved in a war we never should have been in. World War II. Pam: That's a really... well fine, Do the German instructions say what this is supposed to do? Dwight: Deutsch... let me see here. That is either an incense dispenser, or a ceremonial sarcophagus.