The Muffin King


 * Dad: Like them?  Like them?!  Kids, I love your mother's muffins!  More than life itself.  Those muffins are the reason I married your mother.


 * Dad: [Dressed as Mom] Muffin Time!!


 * Dad:[Hidden in the dark] Dexter. Son, could you come in here for a moment?  I need to talk to you.
 * Dexter: And just what is it you want?
 * Dad:[steps out of the shadows, with a presence like Darth Vader] Dexter. I... am your father!
 * Dexter[shocked]That is not possible![but returns back to reality]Oh wait, no, you're right.
 * Dad: So join me! Come to the Muffin Side.  Do not resist.  It is your destiny.
 * Dexter: Never!