The Bus Pants Utilization


 * Raj:  (After playing a farting noise on his phone) Was that the best 99 cents I ever spent or what?


 * Sheldon: (to Leonard) Oh dear lord, shush! You have so few ideas, Leonard, and now you're just gonna spill the beans to an outsider? (points to Penny)


 * Raj: Last night I had a dream, we got so rich from the app, we bought matching side by side mansions! But, there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard. What do you think that means?
 * Howard: It means after we've played handball I'm showering at home.


 * Sheldon: (singing) Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...Nobody know my sorrows...Nobody knows the troubles I've seen...Glory, hallelujah!


 * Sheldon: Well, I suppose it's appropriate.
 * Penny: What does that mean?
 * Sheldon: A disappointing drink for a disappointing day.