Olga Gets Engaged

Miriam (when she hears about Olga getting married)


 * No, Olga! Don't make the same mistake I made!

Helga


 * Oh man, this guy's a total liar! If Olga marries him, her life will be ruined... Perfect!

Bob

So what's the stinkin' rush all about? get married in a year, if you still want to.

Miriam
 * You won't want to.

Olga
 * Mommy, Daddy, please don't be harsh...

Doug
 * It's okay, darling, you're parents just need time to adjust.

Big Bob
 * Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you little twist top, Big Bob Pataki doesn't adjust, you got it?

Helga
 * Daddy, it's not fair to have Olga choose between her true love... and us.

Olga (tearfully)
 * Helga's right, Daddy, you're being an awful brute, and Mommy, you're not even trying to like Doug... I am so... miserable.
 * (Olga runs off crying and weeping to her bedroom)

Helga
 * If I play my cards right I can get rid of Olga for good.

Doug (his last lines)
 * I did like her, you know—even if I didn't actually love her. Hey, what's love anyway?