Promma Mia


 * Miley: (freezes)
 * Lilly: (whispers) Keep walking.


 * David Archuleta: It was the onion bagel wasn't it?!


 * David Archuleta: Then what is it? Oh no, when I called you thought I was David Cook!
 * Hannah: No, no, I just broke a promise I really need to keep.
 * David Archuleta: Okay, that's cool, do what you have to do.


 * Robbie Ray: Jackson Rod Stewart! It's nine in the morning! I want your rear in gear, in your car, on your way to higher education in the next two MINUTES!


 * Old Rico: Hey-o! My aching back! Jackson, wake up!
 * Old Jackson: (wakes up) Miley Stewart's Hannah Montana! Oh no, I just gave out the secret!
 * Old Rico: What secret? She announced her eighth final farewell concert fifty years ago.
 * Old Jackson: Oh, that's right. I missed that one, because I was uh--I was, uh--(mutters, and falls asleep)
 * Old Rico: Jackson!
 * Old Jackson: (wakes up) MILEY STEWART'S HANNAH MONTANA!
 * Old Rico: You're the worst excuse for an employee I've ever had. You're fired!
 * Old Jackson: But--but what will I do? I never went to college.
 * Old Rico: That's your problem. (cackles weakly, but looks away while coughing)