Alvin Seville

In Alvin and the Chipmunks

 * That's it! I can't take this anymore. I can't! I give up! I am sick of struggling for survival, competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts. And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid tree!!


 * Hey, Ian! Kiss my furry cheeks!
 * Back to the tree! Back to the tree!
 * [to Simon] Is this his house?
 * [while he washes the socks] ♪ Dave likes to wear dirty underwear ♪ ♪ With little hairs ♪
 * That's not singing. This is singing.
 * [he sees waffles getting burned] Here's trouble. Fire in the hole!
 * This kicksa hamster wheel's butt.
 * [He takes a shower in the dishwasher] ♪ Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me ♪ ♪ Don't ya wish your girlfriend was a freak like me ♪ [Dave opens the dishwasher] Ahh! There's this new thing-- It's called "knocking"!
 * [to Dave] We owed you, Dave.
 * [in Low Voice] Major rock stars!
 * Your kung fu is no match for my rockets.