How the Blair Witch Project Should Have Ended


 * Woman: (Screams)
 * Guy: I don't believe it.
 * Woman: Oh my gosh, I'm sorry.
 * Guy: Cut.
 * Woman: I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
 * Guy: I can't believe both of you dropped the cameras.
 * Woman: Sorry I didn't mean to.
 * Guy: This is just great. Both cameras are broken. I can't-- look, I can't even stop rolling this one. That was the last shot of the movie. Do you know what kind of budget we have for this film? None. We can't replace the camera now. This movie is ruined. We're so close. Gahhhh!
 * Woman: Well maybe shouldn't have us carrying the cameras in the first place. We're not camera crew, you know? We're actors.
 * Man: Actors huh? Ohhh. Well you coulda fooled me! All you were supposed to do is come down the stairs... and show the scary witch, right here to the right. See? Right here. Scary Witch. RAhhh!! It's only what the people have been waiting for this whole movie! And now they can't see it. Why? Because you broke our equipment on the last shot of the day.
 * Woman: I said I'm sorry. It's dark down here. I can't see.
 * Man 2: Yeah man and these steps are all old and dusty.
 * Man: That's it. I don't care. This movie sucks. You're both fired. Get outta here!
 * Man 3: Hey I'm directing this movie too. Didn't I get a say in this?
 * Man: Shut up!!