The Move


 * Dude, I think they put so many additives in here, they forgot to add the actual food.
 * It's not that bad. Don't you think I have a healthy glow?
 * Haha! I think I'll pass.
 * Hmm!
 * Hmmm!
 * Hmmmm!
 * Hmmmm!
 * Grrr!
 * Hmmm!
 * What's going on here? Stop it! You're gonna get wrinkles!
 * Hmmm!
 * Grrr!
 * Guys! Hey guys! All right. You asked for it. Say hello to DARKWIN!
 * What was that for?!
 * To stop you guys from hating on each other.
 * What eh-he was the one giving me the stink eye!
 * What? I was just trying to read the menu.
 * Oh, dude, I am so sorry.
 * No, no. It was my fault. I apologize.
 * Good. Now please shake hands.
 * How about a little hug?
 * Little kiss?
 * I think we're good.
 * KISS!
 * No, no. It was my fault. I apologize.
 * Good. Now please shake hands.
 * How about a little hug?
 * Little kiss?
 * I think we're good.
 * KISS!
 * I think we're good.
 * KISS!
 * KISS!

Tobias' Annoyance to Girls

 * Hey, girl.
 * Dude, what are you doing?
 * Things are getting pretty serious between me and Carmen.
 * You mean she finally decided to take you to court?
 * Pssh…She's just jealous because Masami is clearly into me [to Masami] Hey, girl. [Wolf whistles, making Masami hit him with her book. He cries]
 * Dude, are you okay? You seem to be crying.
 * Who's crying? I'm not crying. You're the one who cried!
 * What?
 * You're the who cried at lunchtime when a certain someone said they used a finger-touching heart-disintegrating move on you. [Sobs] And you cried, AND RAN AWAY!
 * and : [Thinking] Hmmm…. Hmm..... Hmmmm..... Hmm.....
 * You're just nodding without knowing why, aren't you?
 * [nods] Mm-hmm.
 * It's Clayton, dude! He's been lying about us! C'mon, let's go speak to him.
 * [nods again]
 * [nods again]

In The Schoolyard

 * Okay! We know you lied about a fight that didn't happen. So we're gonna stop you lying for good. But I'm not gonna let you speak because if I do, you'll just lie your way out of it. Okay, let's go! [Grabs Clayton]
 * Clayton, you just can't keep lying like this. It'll ruin the rest of your life. Think about your future!
 * What kind of job do you think a liar gets? Tell him Darwin.
 * You could be an actor, or a banker, or a lawyer, or even better: the president!
 * Uh, yeah. Exactly, so um-it's pretty bad, okay? And also, what is this "finger-touch heart-disintegrating move" nonsense?
 * What-it's true! I saw it on TV.
 * Dude, what kind of world do you live in?
 * Seriously! This is how you see yourself? And this is how you see us?
 * Dude, you're living a lie!
 * And a weird one too.
 * Alright, enough! You need to control yourself, man.
 * But how?
 * Why don't you just tell us what you're doing later.
 * Well. After school, I'm gonna go pirate hunting with the president of the solar system in an underwater theme park where-
 * Okay! Okay. Let's just try and take out half the things that aren't true.
 * Okay. After school, I'm going hunting in a theme park with the president-
 * Wow. Even your half-truths are full of absolute bunk. Okay, let's try and find out what that actually means. "Hunting with the president" and a "theme park." You're just gonna go shopping with your dad at the mall, aren't you.
 * [Nods]
 * You know, I think your problem is you deform reality because you're bored. And then you forget exactly what the truth was [Notices Clayton is bored] and you're doing it right now, aren't you?
 * Okay. After school, I'm going hunting in a theme park with the president-
 * Wow. Even your half-truths are full of absolute bunk. Okay, let's try and find out what that actually means. "Hunting with the president" and a "theme park." You're just gonna go shopping with your dad at the mall, aren't you.
 * [Nods]
 * You know, I think your problem is you deform reality because you're bored. And then you forget exactly what the truth was [Notices Clayton is bored] and you're doing it right now, aren't you?

In The Library

 * Hey, girl.
 * She's loving it.
 * [annoyed] Really? She just threw a glass of water at your face.
 * That's because she knows how hot I am [Makes clicking sounds at Penny]
 * [annoyed] Really? She just threw a glass of water at your face.
 * That's because she knows how hot I am [Makes clicking sounds at Penny]

''[The scene switches to Gumball, Darwin, and Clayton. Gumball is holding a trashcan]''
 * Okay, Clayton, let's try a little exercise. We're gonna get all the lies out of you. Just give it all to the trashcan. It's like rolfing. You'll feel better once you get it all out of your system.
 * I don't think that's big enough for all my lies.
 * And there's holes in that that basket. It's gonna leak everywhere.
 * Dude, it's symboholic.
 * and : Huh?
 * [Sighs] [Gestures] You 'put' your lie in the basket, okay? And it makes you feel better.
 * Okay, whatever. Just go for it.
 * [Inhales, then lets out a literal whirlwind of lies] MY DAD SPENT THIRTY YEARS IN JAIL FOR CRIMES HE DIDN'T COMMIT, NOW HE IS AN AVENGING SUPERHERO!!!
 * Uh, okay. Okay STOP! I don't think you understood! Ah!
 * MY MOM IS AN AGENT WHO SAVED THE PRESIDENT TWICE!!! [Continues lying] I AM A KARATE MASTER, BUT ONLY IN OUTER SPACE!!! [Continues lying]
 * WHA-HA-HA-HA!
 * "Starting as a symbol. Significant purely in terms of what is being represented, or implied." Ohhhh, you meant symbolic.
 * YES!
 * Shhh!
 * But-
 * "Starting as a symbol. Significant purely in terms of what is being represented, or implied." Ohhhh, you meant symbolic.
 * YES!
 * Shhh!
 * But-

At The Classroom

 * Okay Clayton. We need to get to the root of all this lying.
 * Why do you think you do this?
 * [Hesitant] Well...the thing is-
 * [Hugs Clayton] Shhh...just tell us in your own time. [Releases Clayton]
 * …Well, I guess it's because-
 * [Hugs Clayton] Shhh...It's alright. Just speak when you feel the moment is right. [Releases Clayton]
 * [Opens mouth to speak]
 * [Hugs Clayton] Shhh...it's okay dude. We're here for you. [Releases Clayton]
 * [Opens mouth to speak]
 * [Tackles Gumball] Okay go.
 * It's because I'm a loser, okay!?! I don't like the real me, so I lie. I prefer to live in a world where-where everyone likes me, and thinks I'm awesome.
 * But dude. You don't have to lie to make people like you. [Hugs]
 * Yeah, you've got lots of awesome qualities. [Hugs]
 * I do? Like what?
 * Ha ha. Too many to list.
 * Try.
 * Y-you're…you're red!
 * You…have teeth!
 * You…are…you? And that makes you special.
 * [Enlightened] You're right! I guess being someone is good enough. I don't need to lie anymore. [Hugs Gumball] Thanks dudes!
 * Dude, chill out! No need to get all emotional. Haha, just kidding.
 * , and : [Laugh]
 * [Pokes Gumball's nose] Pooop!
 * , and : [Laugh]
 * [Pokes Clayton's "nose"] Pooop!
 * , and : [Laugh]
 * [Pokes Darwin's nose] Pooop!
 * , and : [Laugh]
 * Okay, that's too much now.
 * So! Now you can go tell Tobias you lied about the fight.
 * So! Now you can go tell Tobias you lied about the fight.

Tobias' Fate

 * Look at that guys, they're literally throwing themselves at me.
 * Dude, please stop. You're giving me second-hand shame.
 * Well Clayton knows what girls are like. Don't you buddy? [Whispering] He once dated sextuplets…at the same time!
 * Hmm. Sounds complicated, and repetitive-and a LIE! Isn't that right Clayton?
 * Yeah. I've never really had a girlfriend because I'm socially awkward. Also, I have glandular problems: my liver starts to smell when I get too close to a girl. I-it makes my mouth smell of burnt tires, and hummus.
 * Okay. Good honesty. A little too much information, but good nonetheless.
 * Also I've got a contagious rash on me-
 * WHOA whoa whoa-alright! I'd like to skip this one, thank you very much.
 * Wait! What about the story about you, and the bear?
 * Lies.
 * What about the time you drove a speedboat through the mall?
 * Lies.
 * What!? What about the finger-touching-heart-disintegrating move?
 * and : Lies.
 * Oh, no. Actually, that's true.
 * Aw, man. You were doing great, and now you bring that stuff back?
 * It's true, though.
 * We all know it's not.
 * It is!
 * Oh, really? Then please, be our guest. Do it. Do it right here, right now in from of all of us. Do your "special move" on Tobias.
 * Yeah! Wait, what? No, no.
 * Eh, don't worry. You'll be fine because that's all a lie! This guy can't do Kung-Fu. He's in a permanent state of sitting.
 * Oh, yeah! Okay, you asked for this.
 * No, I didn't heed it!
 * Really? You made the Kung-Fu sound with your mouth?
 * You were doing so well.
 * Okay, I'm gonna bounce. I've got gals, and different low pals.
 * Wait, we can't leave him like that.
 * We got to do something!
 * Like what?
 * ANYTHING!
 * How about CPR?
 * CPR!? You disintegrated his heart, you NUT BURGER! Look at him! He was a young man, with his whole life ahead of him. The guy didn't even get a chance to have a girlfriend.
 * How does that work? Is it like when chickens lose their heads, and they can still run around?
 * No dude. It means he's alive! Oh! [Laughs in relief] We didn't ice him, we just knocked him out…which is still mega-bad. Okay, okay! No one can see this. Come on, we gotta hide him while we figure out what to do! [Pulls Tobias' arm] Ugh! Why are people so much heavier when they're unconscious?[Pulls arm again]
 * Maybe it's 'cause you're standing on his back.
 * Oh. [Laughs nervously]
 * Just grab him by the armpit.
 * Ugh. I can see why the guy wears so many sweatbands.
 * Oh! I found a good handhold.
 * Oh. [Laughs nervously]
 * Just grab him by the armpit.
 * Ugh. I can see why the guy wears so many sweatbands.
 * Oh! I found a good handhold.
 * Oh! I found a good handhold.
 * Oh! I found a good handhold.

In The Hallway

 * Come on, stop wasting time!
 * Okay! If anyone sees us, we're gonna need a good lie from you.
 * You said lying was bad!
 * Yes, I know. I did. But in special circumstances, when you need to help someone you really care about, it's okay.
 * [Whispering] Like who?
 * Me. Now come on!
 * [Gasp] Someone's coming! Quick, hide!
 * What should I do!?
 * Think fast! [Slams locker shut]
 * [Suspiciously] Hmmm.
 * [Whimpers]
 * "Sign up for hall monitor duties." [Laughs] "Duties." [Walks away]
 * [Sighs in relief]
 * [Suspiciously] Hmmm.
 * [Whimpers]
 * "Sign up for hall monitor duties." [Laughs] "Duties." [Walks away]
 * [Sighs in relief]
 * "Sign up for hall monitor duties." [Laughs] "Duties." [Walks away]
 * [Sighs in relief]

Caught In The End

 * So what's the plan now?
 * I don't know. I'm making it up as I go along. We need to work out what we're gonna say if-
 * [Voicing over Tobias] Hey, what's up girl?
 * [Moves Tobias' mouth, and imitates his whistling]
 * And he went for first place, but she hit it out of the park!
 * That's it! [Evil eyes] All we gotta do is make it look like he got knocked out by a girl.
 * [Evil eyes] Oh, I love it when you're evil.
 * This is me at my most evil.
 * Do your evil laugh.
 * [Evil laugh]
 * Okay, let's get on with it.
 * Ah, perfect. The playground is full of girls.
 * How are we gonna get him down there without all the teachers noticing?
 * We need something cunning, something clever. Something subtle.
 * [Groans]
 * Yeah. Something like that. Clayton! You find a girl. Any girl. We'll meet you down at the playground.
 * [Voicing over Tobias] H-h-hi! How's it going? Hey! Hello. [Laughs]
 * [Struggling] You are gonna get it! [Struggling] You are so gonna get it!
 * What did you bring Jamie for?
 * You said any girl.
 * Well, at least people will believe she knocked Tobias out.
 * Ah. He's waking up! Just get her into position.
 * Wait…this is lying. You can't just frame Jamie for knocking out Tobias.
 * WHAT!? You were gonna frame me for knocking out- [Punches fist into palm] Tobias?
 * What!? You guys knocked me out, and were gonna frame Jamie?
 * WHAT!? You knocked out one student, and were gonna blame another?
 * You said any girl.
 * Well, at least people will believe she knocked Tobias out.
 * Ah. He's waking up! Just get her into position.
 * Wait…this is lying. You can't just frame Jamie for knocking out Tobias.
 * WHAT!? You were gonna frame me for knocking out- [Punches fist into palm] Tobias?
 * What!? You guys knocked me out, and were gonna frame Jamie?
 * WHAT!? You knocked out one student, and were gonna blame another?
 * WHAT!? You knocked out one student, and were gonna blame another?