Hit 'Em Where They Live

Sub by Adri_CSI My daughter-in-law is not a Target. You got that? >> max: That's nine down. Who knows how many more to go. I've got to find some way to Stop this insanity Before it's too late. rath: Let me tell you something, Rojo -- nobody robs a train when Rath is on the job! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! kevin: rath: Ow! gwen: No thanks necessary. rath: That works out nice for Both of us. kevin: This is the part where You give up. rojo: Next time, losers! rath: Ain't gonna be no Next time, rojo! gwen: Nice shot! rath: I was kind of aiming at Her head. gwen: Ben! ben: All's well that ends Well. Anyway, this is our stop. My adoring public awaits. gwen: Just have to have Your minute in the spotlight, Don't you? ben: Jealous? is it true you're dating Jennifer nocturne? what is that? ben: Oh, not now. What was so important it Couldn't wait until after my Interview? max: Your newfound fame is The problem. gwen: How? max: Ever since the world Found out about your powers, a Lot of your old enemies have Come crawling out of the Woodwork, hoping to get revenge By hurting those close to you. ben: Like who? I haven't seen anyone. max: And I was hoping to keep It that way. So far, I've been able to deal With them without your folks Knowing what's going on. But now, well, I can't do this Alone anymore. gwen: You should never have Been alone, grandpa. You should have let us help. ben: All you had to do was Tell us. max: You kids have enough To worry about. gwen: This isn't right. There's supposed to be rules. Family is off-limits. kevin: If that's how they Want to play it, fine. One of those creeps comes after Our families, we put them down. Permanently. gwen: Meaning what? kevin: Yoknow exactly what I mean. max: At first, I thought the Attacks were random, but I was Wrong. They're organized. ben: Organized? By who? Gonna be here. charmcaster: Well, he's not. And I don't know about you, Vulkanus, but I don't wait Around for anybody. Zombozo. zombozo: My apologies, Charmcaster. I'm usually quite punctual, but I got a bit caught up in my Work. Good help is so hard to find. Particularly if you carefully Bury the remains. vulkanus: Yeah, yeah, we get It. You're creepy and dangerous. That hasn't gotten your people Any closer to tennyson's family. zombozo: True, and that's why I've asked you here. I'm taking matters into my own Hands. I need the best at my back, and That's you two. vulkanus: So, what do we do Now? Every time anybody attacks Tennyson's home, they're beaten. charmcaster: Then the answer Is simple. We don't attack them at home. We wait until they're not Expecting us. zombozo: That's it exactly, Charmcaster. Now we're finally thinking like A team. ben: Everything okay? my body and spirit are in Total balance, son. Well, my spirit is in total Balance. Why do you keep asking me if I'm Okay? Is everything okay with you? ben: Me? Uh, sure. It's just I, uh -- I hear there's this Nasty, uh, uh, flu going around And Hey, where's dad going? uh, carl is going to pick up A new grow lamp. Why? ben: Does he really need to Go? unless you want the plants to Die. >> What next? See? What did I tell you? Pretty easy to take down now. So, who wants first crack at Him? ben: Only way to get to him, Ugly, is by going through us. zombozo: Nice entrance. Your exit's going to be even Better. kevin: That's not seltzer. charmcaster: I've waited a Long time for a rematch, gwen. gwen: Careful what you wish For. charmcaster: Vitalis eruptum! gwen: vulkanus: You're out of Your league. ben: Tell it to swampfire:Swampfire! vulkanus: gwen: zombozo: Hey That's not funny. Mine's bigger than yours. kevin: Hey, clown, laugh this One off! zombozo: That's it, gang. We're leaving. charmcaster: Not before I put Her down. zombozo: You'll get your Chance -- I promise. gwen: Got to give him credit. He really improved his bag of Tricks. ben: We've fought him before? Really? gwen: Yes, you used to be Afraid of clowns. Don't you remember? ben: Huh. Doesn't ring a bell. We fight a lot of people. kevin: Scared of clowns? Priceless. ben: Right now I'm scared That dad gwen: Never even knew he was In danger. ben: And I'm going to keep it That way. vulkanus: So much for Teamwork. charmcaster: I could have Finally finished gwen off, if You'd just let me. I'm better off on my own. zombozo: No, no, no. You're looking at this Completely the wrong way. vulkanus: Yeah? Well, how should we look at it? zombozo: We learned a great Deal from that battle. I finally know exactly how to Put an end to tennyson and Company. charmcaster: We're listening, Clown. zombozo: Have either of you Ever heard the term "divide and Conquer"? not that I don't enjoy your Company, gwen, but you really Didn't have to come along with Me. gwen: We don't spend nearly Enough time together, Aunt sandra. I wouldn't have missed this for The world. you have a warm spirit, gwen. Here. Let me have those. charmcaster: I'll happily let You have it. Not what you meant, right? gwen: Stay behind me, Aunt sandra. I'll keep you safe. I'm the adult here. I should -- Stay behind my super-powered Niece. Carry on! charmcaster: She's just one Girl! Can't you useless piles do Anything right? gwen: We've done this dance Before, remember? It never ends well for you. charmcaster: Third time's the Charm. gwen: Your old power-draining Trick won't work this time. I'm way better at magic than I Used to -- huh? zombozo: You really ought to Watch where you're going, missy. gwen: zombozo: If they ain't Careful, a person can get hurt. gwen: zombozo: Come on. We got what we came for. charmcaster: I haven't. Not yet. zombozo: Got a one-track Mind, don't you? But that ain't what we're here For. vulkanus: Got her, boss. zombozo: Then we are out of Here! gwen, help. gwen: aunt Sandra. You lost her?! You were supposed to protect Her. gwen: I tried, ben. I'm I'm sorry. ben: "sorry" doesn't get my Mother back. kevin: Cut her some slack. She feels bad enough. ben: It's not your mother They kidnapped. kevin: If it was, I wouldn't Stand here blaming people -- I'd Go get her back! ben: I-I'm sorry, gwen. gwen: We'll find her. kevin: How? Tracking device, gwen's spells? ben: She was taken by Zombozo. So I know exactly where to look. Be careful. They've got to be expecting us. kevin: If this is the right Place. Just because he's a clown Doesn't mean -- Okay. gwen: They know we're here. ben: This is a maze. We should split up. We can cover more ground that Y. gwen: Really? Split up so they can take us out One at a time? Great plan. ben: Whoever finds them first Calls the rest of us. No heroics. kevin: Never crossed my mind. gwen: Kevin, we're here to Rescue my aunt, not take the law Into our own hands. Got it? kevin: Unfortunately, yeah. We'll do this your way. ben: Mom?! How is this supposed to be fun? kevin: Used to love carnival Rides. Now they just make me sick. charmcaster: You have Precisely the same effect on me. kevin: Where's ben's ma? charmcaster: Where's gwen? kevin: Probably busy kicking One of your buddies' butts. Kind of like what I'm gonna do To you. charmcaster: Talk is cheap. zombozo: Ladies and gentlemen And victims of all ages, welcome To the final act. I promise it'll be a killer. ben: Shouldn't try to sneak Up on someone in a hall of Mirrors. big chill: Big chill! Where's my mother, vulkanus? vulkanus: Where you'll never Find her. Assuming you even live long Enough to try. kevin: Not a very good shot. charmcaster: Don't have to Be. I cheat. gwen: Where's ben's mom? zombozo: oh. Like I'd just tell you. gwen: You never were much of A threat, clown. zombozo: That was then, Girlie. This is now. gwen: You'd hit a girl? zombozo: Have we met? gwen: >> kevin: GetOffMe! charmcaster: Can't you clods Do anything right? kevin: What's the problem? Can't you handle me yourself? Come on. Try harder. charmcaster: kevin: And gwen says I never Take her anywhere fun. gwen: zombozo: Oh, gwenny, gwenny, Gwenny, gwenny, you're wasting Your strength. My streamers are like steel. So many ways to finish you. What to do? Ooh, what to do? ultimate big chill: Ultimate big chill! You're tough with an army behind You, vulkanus. But now it's just you, me, and Fire so cold it burns. vulkanus: Whoa! This wasn't my idea. If you want the lady back, I'll Tell you where she is. Please don't hurt -- ultimate big chill: For once, Just stop talking! vulkanus: Okay. kevin: Nice work. I took care of charmcaster. ben: That means gwen's With kevin: Come on! zombozo: Scared? gwen: Do your worst. zombozo: Not that I need your Permission, but that's exactly What I had in mind. See, this isn't just about Beating your cousin. It's about making him suffer. >> gwen: Aunt sandra! gwen? Is that you? Please help. I don't know how long I can keep My balance. zombozo: About two minutes. After that, the rope will burn Through. gwen: zombozo: How did you? gwen: You have no idea who You're dealing with. zombozo: We've seen what your Cousin can do. gwen: I'm not talking about Him. I want you to listen to me, then Pass the word to every lowlife You know. If you want to come after ben or Kevin or me, fine. That's the life we chose. zombozo: gwen: I'm talking to you. Look at ! Look at me! As of right now, the tennyson Family is off-limits! zombozo: gwen: If any of you ever Attacks one of our loved ones Or hurts one of our loved ones Or even bumps into someone we Love in the street, this is What awaits you! zombozo: gwen: You sure you don't want Any? thank you, but processed Sugar is poison. gwen: Hey, guys. ben: Gwen? Mom? Are you all right? I'm fine, dear. Just a little concerned about Gwen's diet. kevin: Where's zombozo? gwen: You don't have to worry About him ane. WeCame to an understanding. aaaaaah! Previous Episode