Finder


 * [Lilo and Stitch find Experiment 158]
 * Lilo: He sure is a cute little fella.
 * Stitch: Humph!
 * Lilo: But not as cute as you, Stitch. Now, we just have to figure out what he can do.
 * Nani: [dashes in] Has anyone seen my keys?! I am so late! My boss is gonna fire me so hard. [opens Stitch's mouth] Did you eat them?!
 * Stitch: Oh, no.
 * [158 dashes into the kitchen and sniffs around a bit, and then honks and points at the fridge]
 * Nani: Oh, I don't have time for this! Lilo! Your experiment's hungry!
 * Stitch: [opens the fridge and grabs Nani's keys] Egata! Haka!
 * Nani: My keys! What were they doing in the fridge?
 * Lilo: Wow! He must be able to find things. I'm gonna name you Finder. I bet Finder's even better and finding stuff than you, Stitch.
 * [Stitch growls angrily and then dashes into the living room and rips up the couch, pulling out some items and showing them to Lilo]
 * Lilo: Paper clip, nail file, 14 cents, and a... [pulls out a piece of paper] Jury duty summons.
 * Nani: [snatches the paper] Er... that's mine.


 * [after Jumba and Pleakley receive a message from the Grand Councilwoman that Hämsterviel escaped prison]
 * Pleakley: I can't believe it. The Grand Councilwoman of the Galactic Federation never calls us unless.. [grabs Jumba by his shirt] INTERGALACTIC ANNIHILATION IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!! WHAT DO WE DO?!?
 * Jumba: First step is to be gaining composure and LETTING GO OF ME!!


 * [Hämsterviel, trying to escape from Finder, bumps into Mertle outside the pet shop]
 * Mertle: A talking gerbil!
 * Hämsterviel: I AM NOT A GERBIL!! And what are you staring at, you multiple-eyed biped? Have you never before seen a criminal genius? [Mertle picks him up and puts him in her backpack] Unhand me, or I will have you and all members of your family ruined in-physically!
 * Mertle: Wait'll I take him to show-and-tell.


 * [Gantu is forced by 625 to make sandwiches for him]
 * 625: No, no, no. You're slicing them too thick! You have to be able to fit'em in your mouth. Well, my mouth, which is much smaller than your grotesque maw. Now, lay some mustard on me, baby!
 * Computer: Incoming communication from...
 * Grand Councilwoman: Grand Councilwoman of the Galactic Federation.
 * [Gantu pushes 625 and the sandwich ingredients aside]
 * Grand Councilwoman: Gantu, I have an offer for you. If you're successful, it could mean reinstatement of your captain's rank.
 * Gantu: I'll do anything!
 * Grand Councilwoman: But you haven't heard what it is yet!
 * Gantu: I don't care! Lay some mustard on me, baby! I mean, ma'am. Terribly sorry. Please, go ahead.
 * Grand Councilwoman: It's about the escape Dr. Hämsterviel. I know you are... associated with him. But if you capture him and turn him over to us, all will be forgiven.
 * [Gantu chuckles evilly]


 * [Gantu kidnaps Hämsterviel and Mertle and taking them to the Grand Councilwoman]
 * Mertle: This looks familiar.
 * Hämsterviel: I cannot believe this aquatic excuse for a captain! He has turned on me!
 * Mertle: It's like you said: Where's the loyalty?
 * Hämsterviel: Gantu is a disgrace! You, a mere child of a primate peoples, could do his job a hundred... no, a thousand times better!
 * Mertle: I could?
 * Hämsterviel: Believe me, you could! Perhaps, when you have completed your education, you could come work for me!


 * [Stitch pulls on a panel in Gantu's ship, causing it to crash land]
 * Gantu: Now I won't be able to deliver Hämsterviel to the Councilwoman!
 * Grand Councilwoman: No need to worry about that. I came to you. Guards? [her guards go into Gantu's ship to take Hämsterviel]
 * Gantu: I fulfilled my part of the bargain. I caught Hämsterviel! Where is my reward?
 * Grand Councilwoman: I suppose you do...
 * Lilo: Where's Mertle?!
 * Grand Councilwoman: What is a... Mertle?
 * Lilo: She's a little girl, like me. Gantu grabbed her when he took Hämsterviel!
 * Grand Councilwoman: [to Gantu] Is this true?
 * Gantu: Oh, uh, I'm not sure. I haven't really looked. I suppose it's possible.
 * Grand Councilwoman: So, you put an innocent girl in danger. [sighs] You always did have a problem with ethics. My offer is therefore resented.