Otis' Eleven

The Beginning
(The scene begins at the saloon in the barnyard, and everyone is at a game table) (But it lands on Lose a turn) (Everyone gasps) (Everyone is amazed) (Everybody gets nervous) (Everyone gasps) (Everyone gasped in horror) (Everybody gets angry)
 * Otis: Alright folks, the name of the game is Fizzbin. And as usual Lynn is on my team.
 * Lynn: Sweet. (rolls a 5 and a 12) Yes, elevendy.
 * All: Oh!
 * Otis: Sorry, Pooh and Pig, our hyper vehicle captures your butter churn.
 * Pig: Ah, crud monkeys.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother.
 * Eeyore: You we're close
 * Piglet: Don't worry, you too will get them next time, Pooh.
 * Abby: Our turn. (spins the wheel) Lucky spin. Lucky spin
 * Wanda: Come on, free role.
 * Abby: Lose a turn!?! I hate this game!
 * Sunset Shimmer: No fair.
 * Otis: Oh girls, and I hate I love to win them all the time.
 * Scruffy: That's what you think.
 * Pip: Yeah, cause' you just fell in our rat trap square. You're toast Otis. Same to you Lynn. Yes!
 * Lincoln: It's all up to you Scruffy!
 * Scruffy: All I need is a Fizzbin and we win.
 * Otis: Sorry, Challenge Bell. (rings bell) Everybody switch seats! (Everyone goes around the table) And I get one free role. (role two 12's) Two 12's. That's F-f-f-fizzbin!
 * Lola: No way!
 * Scruffy: They beat us again!
 * Lynn: Boom! Welcome to Losertown! Population: you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!
 * Freddy: That 173 games in a row. It's unatural.
 * Sunset Shimmer: It's impossible to play!
 * Pip: And extremely annoying.
 * Cosmo: This game is blowing my mind. (head blows)
 * Lynn: That's right, losers! We are unbeaten by the game of Fizzbin you chumps! (busts out a bazooka that fires confetti at them and runs off) WOO!
 * Otis: That is right, team mate! And no animal of women born shall never defeat us. Now or ever!
 * Luna: (coughs) Dudes, this confetti's made from our homework! Bogus!
 * Tigger: I hate when they show off.
 * Piglet: I do too.
 * Eeyore: Me too.
 * Timmy Turner: Isn't there anyone who can beat those two showoffs?(Suddenly 3 gophers comes into the saloon)
 * Rabbit: Can we help you?
 * ???: I heard that there's a floating Fizzbin game in this saloon. And I wish to partake of said action.
 * Otis: Really? Sweet. It's always a pleasure to welcome a new sucker. I mean dope. Pansy, Sap!
 * Pig: He means sap. I mean guest.
 * Lynn: Whatever he is, he's about to eat Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner! Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!
 * Pip: Guys, can I have a word with you, please?
 * Otis: Sure.
 * Pip: You better watch out. That's Chubs Malone, the top boss of the Gopher Underground. He plays for keeps.
 * Leni: I thought Tony Two-Cheeks was in charge.
 * Pip: (To Leni) No since he went on a fishing trip with Chubs and never came back.
 * Otis: Oh, please. he probably devoted his life to the open sea and married a mermaid. Happens all the time. Anyway, Chubs is the one who should worry. Fizzbin's our game.
 * Lisa: [scoffs] He's right. The odds of such an occurrence would be 1 in 1,720-
 * Chubs Malone: (rolls) Two 12's. Fizzbin. I win.
 * Lynn: Hey, no fair! Were wasn't ready yet, dude!
 * Otis: Yeah, we're going again and this time--
 * Chubs Malone: (spins the wheel and it lands on Free Roll) Free Roll. (rolls again and got two 12's again) Fizzbin. I win again. What are the odds?
 * Freddy: 2 games in a row!?! It's the apocalypse!
 * Winnie the Pooh: Guys, maybe you should stop playing for awhile.
 * Abby: Yeah, guys, walk away with your self respect.
 * Pip: Or better yet, cheat.
 * Lynn: I'm no quitter and not a cheater.
 * Otis: She's right. This gopher is going down.
 * Chubs Malone: Let's make this interesting, shall we?
 * Wanda: What did you have in mine?
 * Chubs Malone: If your friends win the next game. (snaps his finger and another comes in a briefcase) I give you 100 sticky buns.
 * Cosmo: Those look really good.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Sounds tempting.
 * Winnie the Pooh: And smells tempting.
 * Lincoln: But, what do you want if you win?
 * Chubs Malone: My needs are simple. I would be content with oh I don't know, your saloon? (raises eyebrow)
 * Otis: You're on. (raises eyebrow)
 * Pip: Otis, have you been chugging expired milk? You can't risk the saloon.
 * Otis: Pip, come on. We know this game.
 * Lynn: I got this. (rolls two 4's) Yes! Sorry, but you're trapped, rat! (drops cage on Chubs' piece)
 * Otis: Nice on, Lynn! (Chubs rings the bell) Uh oh. (pushed aside)
 * Chubs Malone: Challenge Bell, chumps. (rolls and get two 12's) Fizzbin. Game, set, and match.
 * Chubs Malone: Sorry, Otis. Your saloon is now mine. (handed over the keys) I will return tomorrow to assume ownership. Good night, chumps. (leaves)
 * Pig: Good night.
 * Wanda: Not now, Pig.
 * Otis: Ha, we're the chumps? They left the sticky buns. (fingers smoshed by Gopher) Sharp pain.
 * Rabbit: Great job Otis, you and Lynn just lost your Barn for everyone.
 * Luna: Now, what are we suppose to do for night outs.
 * Leni: And now we're forced to share the barn with badgers.
 * Lynn: They're gophers.
 * Lincoln: Whatever, Lynn. The point is you two messed up for all of us!
 * Bessie: Yeah, you two really broke the needle on the moron meter this time.
 * Wanda: Nice going.
 * Lola: We should hurt you for this.
 * Pig: Guys, come on please. There's no need to turn into a angry mob.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Aww.
 * Pig: Let's just line up one at a time and pummel them in a orderly fashion.
 * Lori: That I can do.
 * Otis: Whoa, whoa, whoa, look, look. I know we messed up.
 * Lynn: Don't worry. Look I know we loss the barn for the game. But even though we have share with them, it will be our own barn we know.
 * Otis: She's right, guys. I mean, how much could it possibly change?
 * Narrator: The very next night, this happened.

The Middle
(The gophers changed everything into the Gopher Grotto) (Everyone looks inside and is shocked. (Freddy, Pooh, and Cosmo tasted it but spits it out) (Some of the others went with Abby and Pip) (They get interested) (At the dining portion) (Gopher spits some mucus on to their plate) (Everyone comes back angry) (The gophers are stunned) (Abby rolls a 1 and a 3 but the dice turns to two 12's)
 * Otis: Wow. Well, no change here. Let's all return to our stalls and...
 * Bessie: Out of my way.
 * Abby: The Gopher Grotto?
 * Luna: They gophered the barn.
 * Lola: We can't go in there. It's full of vermin.
 * Otis: Ok, so they made a few tweeks. Give it chance, mingle a bit. Blend in. (pushes everyone in)
 * Freddy: Two honey ciders, please.
 * Gopher Bar: We ain't got cider. We got delicous scump.
 * Cosmo: Uh, What this scump you speak of?
 * Gopher Bar: Turnips and dirt with a dash of musk gland secretion.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother.
 * Freddy: Wow, you can really taste the musk gland secretion.
 * Peck: Sure can.
 * Cosmo: Sorry.
 * Timmy Turner: What happened to all the video games?
 * Gopher 1#: They've all been replace with Whack-A-Gopher. Wanna play?
 * Lincoln: You're on.
 * Gopher 1#: Ok, then. You're it! (him with a few others whacks the them)
 * Pig: Hey, hang on, what's with the tiny portion?
 * Leni: Don't you have something more healthy?
 * Pig: Oh, that's better.
 * Sunset Shimmer: (grossed out)
 * Lori: No way I'm eating this.
 * Otis: Guys, guys, I disagree. I love what they've done to the place. These drinks are delicious. (drinks then spits it out) Anyway, the food really stick to your ribs. (spits it out on Peck)
 * Peck: (sighs)
 * Leni: Now I really can't eat.
 * Lincoln: Hey, maybe they changed the food and game but at least the entertainment won't be that bad.
 * Gopher Announcer: And now, please give it up for the comedy styles of Chubs Malone.
 * Chubs Malone: Thank you. You are a wonderful audience. But tell me, what is the deal with broccoflower? It is neither broccoli nor is it a flower. What is up with that? (The gohpers laughs but the others isn't) Is anyone here in a relationship. It's crazy I tell you. You know what I talking about. (The gophers laughed harder)
 * Luan: Um, excuse me mister Chubs. As a fellow comedian, I have to say. We don't get the joke.
 * Gopher 3#: You're gonna get it.
 * Tigger: I have a bad feeling where this story's going.
 * Chubs Malone: (snaps his fingers and kicks our heroes out of the barnyard) From now on, this is a Gophers-Only Club.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Hey, you can't that.
 * Piglet: This is our friends home.
 * Otis: Yeah, what gives you the right to boss us around?
 * Chubs Malone: My Fizzbin skills. (kisses dice)
 * Otis: Oh yeah, well your...face is dumb. (hit with dice) Ow.
 * Pig: Otis, you gotta do something.
 * Pip: Yeah, you can't let that freaky furball treat us like that.
 * Rabbit: It's your saloon. Now take it back
 * Wanda: Yeah, take back your home.
 * Otis: What can I do? The gopher won the saloon fair and square.
 * Abby: Uh Otis. Are these the same dice Chubs use when he beat you and Lynn.
 * Otis: I think so why?
 * Lynn: Fixed dice!!! He scammed us!
 * Otis: You're right, Lynn. He seemed so nice.
 * Pip: I told you two should have cheated.
 * Lynn: I told you, I don't cheat.
 * Timmy Turner: You could have used magic.
 * Wanda: Sorry, but the rules say we can't use magic to win any sort of competion or game.
 * Lori: Whatever the case, it's payback time!
 * Bessie: Yeah, let's go in there and kick some gopher booty.
 * Otis: Wait there's too many of them. And only a fight would destroy the saloon. No. We need some sort of a hairbrain, complex, scheme with tight outfits requiring split second timing and nail biting action.
 * Peck: And over the top high tech gadgetry.
 * Otis: Works for me! Whose up for a gopher whooping!?!
 * All (except Bessie): Yeah!

The Ending
(Some of our friends comes in with Otis and his friends in Vegas-style clothes)

(Underground with the others) (Cosmo pressed a button and the machine went through the floor above ground) (Everyone gasps)
 * Gopher Bodyguard: Otis? You know you guys ain't allowed in here.
 * Otis: Yes, I understand.
 * Lynn: But surely that dosen't include me and Otis' rich out of town Fizzbin playing friends.
 * Tigger: Yeah? Uh I mean right.
 * Pig: Yeah, I am German. Ompaa Ompaa Ompapa.
 * Otis: Yes, less talking there.
 * Pig: Ok.
 * Lincoln: We'll just go unless your boss is afraid of losing.
 * Chubs Malone: Give the squirrels the wheely sneakers and unload the TV with our friend in Pawtucket. It's ok, Tony. I can never say no to a high stakes game of Fizzbin. Enter Otis, Lynn and bring your pigeons with you.
 * Louds Sisters: Pigeons!?!
 * Rabbit: Keep it together after we catch him cheating.
 * Lori: Fine.
 * Otis: Salty Cow to Digging Guys. Salty Cow to Digging Guys. Are you in position?
 * Peck: Roger that, Salty Cow. We're directly under the Fizzbin table.
 * Cosmo: And Lisa giant magnet machine is all powered up.
 * Otis: (voice-over) Activate the magnet on my signal. Salty Cow out.
 * Peck: Right. So I wonder how you work this thing.
 * Freddy: No idea.
 * Timmy Turner: Sadly, Lisa didn't write the instructions in case the person control it is C-average.
 * Chubs Malone: Ok, gents the name of the game is Fizzbin. 100 sticky buns per game, Jokers are wild, and butter churns go first.
 * Pig: Ferline needs a new pair of lederhosen.
 * Otis: Salty Cow to Digging Guys. Now!
 * Freddy: What do we do? What do we do?
 * Peck: I don't know. Press a button.
 * Cosmo: I got it.
 * Timmy Turner and Wanda: No wait!
 * Piglet: Uh oh.
 * Chubs Malone: What the...
 * Freddy: Uh, did someone order a giant electromagnet
 * Chubs Malone: I do not like being scammed. (whistles for his boys) For this offense, I will put the hurt on your guys. Permently
 * Otis: Chubs, wait. I know you cheated our saloon.
 * Lynn: Yeah and as a gopher, you have to give us a fair rematch.
 * Chubs Malone: Hmm, very well. I cannot refused this challenge in front of my people. Name your terms.
 * Otis: Okay, one more game of Fizzbin, with real dice.
 * Lynn: Yeah, if we win, you let us go and give Otis the saloon back.
 * Chubs Malone: And if I win?
 * Otis: You get the entire barnyard.
 * Chubs Molane: You are on.
 * Abby: Guys, no! I can't believe you do such a thing.
 * Scruffy: Me either.
 * Pip: Excuse me. Have you ever met them?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Guys, you can't do this.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Yeah, you can't afford to lose the entire Barnyard permanently.
 * Lynn: It's our fault we our stupid overconfidence to lose the saloon in the first place.
 * Otis: She’s got a point there, guys. But now it's a fair game, we can use that stupid overconfidence to focus all our skills, all our training, and the one titanic burst of--
 * Chubs Malone: Fizzbin. I win.

(Everyone gasps) (Everyone cheers)
 * Pig: Thanks so much. Now I have no mudhole
 * Otis: Ahh, I gotta get a new hobby.
 * Lynn: And I gotta try a different game with no distractions.
 * Chubs Malone: Boys, the barnyard is ours. (laughs) escort these losers to the nearest highway.
 * Piglet: This is bad.
 * Lisa: I can't believe to guys broke my machine.
 * Wanda: Don't blame us.
 * Cosmo: Yeah, we don't know what went wrong mostly we didn't under stand these instructions.
 * Freddy: Hey, here's the problem. It was set on repel when we should have had it on attract. (set to attract and the magnet was attract the metal tools coming towards Chubs)
 * Otis: Chubs, look out! (moves him out of the way)
 * Chubs Malone: Otis, you saved my life.
 * Pig: Yeah, though just to be clear. It was Otis' scheme that endangered your life in the fir--(stuffed by Bessie)
 * Scruffy: Thank you.
 * Otis: Yep, I sure saved your life I did. No doubt about it. I did that.
 * Chubs Malone: This calls for a show of gratitude immense in it's bigness. You and your friend’s debts are canceled. The saloon is yours.
 * Timmy Turner: Yes, you got your home back.
 * Chubs Malone: I ask for one thing of you.
 * Otis: Name's it Chubsy o Pal.

(The next night) (Everyone laughs nervously)
 * Sunset Shimmer: Now this is more like it.
 * Winnie the Pooh: We finally have our saloon back and our fun again.
 * Wanda: Looks like everything's back to normal
 * Lynn: Yeah. And it was nice of you able to let Chubs do his jokes on Tuesdays.
 * Otis: (To Lynn) Well it's the least I could do, Lynn. You know I think his act is improving.
 * Chubs Malone: So what is the deal with iceberg lettuce. Is it made of ice. Do not get me started. (sees a grasshopper cricketing and it runs away)
 * Lincoln: That was...something.
 * Otis: If you value your lives you will laugh.
 * Chubs Malone: Thank you. Please tip your wait staff.

THE END!