Oobi: Uma Bathroom!

Script
[Uma walks into the backyard and sees a mud puddle.]

Uma: Hmm, hmm. [gasps] Ooh...mud! Uma splash! Uma splash, you pretend splash. You pretend splash.

Uma and Voices: [all] Splash, splash, splash, splash. Splash, splash, splash, splash. Splash, splash, splash.

Oobi and Kako: Uma?

Uma: Uma splash.

Oobi and Kako: Uma splash?

Uma: Uh-huh. Uma splash! [splashes mud everywhere, covering Oobi and Kako]

Kako: Oh.

Oobi: Uma splash.

Kako: Kako, Oobi dirty.

Oobi: Yup.

Kako: Kako, Oobi bath?

Oobi: Uh-huh.

Uma: Oh.

Kids: [together] Mud bath! Splash, splash, splash, splash. Splash, splash, splash, splash.

[The kids come inside, all coated in mud.]

Kids: Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty. [laughing]

Grampu: [to Kako] Oobi?

Kako: No, Kako.

Grampu: Ah, Kako. [moves to Oobi] Uma?

Oobi: Mm-mm, Oobi.

Grampu: Oobi. [moves to Uma] Uma.

Uma: Uma.

'All: [laughter]

Grampu: Oobi, Kako, Uma dirty.

Kids: [together] Dirty, dirty, dirty! Bath, bath, bath.

Grampu: Oh.

Kids: [together] Dirty, dirty, dirty! Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty.

Oobi and Kako: Bath. Ooh. Bath, bath.

Grampu: Oobi, Kako, bath.

Oobi and Kako: Oobi, Kako bath?

Grampu: Eh!

[Oobi and Kako clean themselves off.]

Oobi and Kako: Ha-ha, ha-ha! Ah.

Oobi: Oobi clean.

Kako: Ah, Kako clean.

Grampu: Uma, bath.

Uma: Hmm. Uma no bath. Ha-ha-ha! [runs away]

Grampu: Wh-- Uma! [looks for her] Uma? Uma.

Uma: [still dirty, wearing a towel] Ah, Uma clean.

Grampu: Uma clean?

Uma: Ah!

Grampu: [takes Uma's towel away] Uma dirty. Uma, bath.

Uma: No, no, no!

Grampu: Uma! Uma clean! Uma?

Uma: Grampu?

Grampu: Uma, bath.

Uma: Okay, Uma bath. Bath, bath, bath, bath.

[Uma and Grampu return to the bathtub.]

Grampu: Uma, bath.

Uma: Mm-mm.

Grampu: Uma, bath.

Uma: Mm-mm. Uma got to go.

Grampu: Got to go? Oh, okay. Uma go. [looks away]

Uma: [humming] Hmm-hmm-hmm.

Grampu: [whistling] Uma, flush.

Uma: Oh. Uma went.

Grampu: Good girl. Now, Uma bath?

Uma: Mm-mm.

Grampu: Mm-mm?

Uma: Uma wash.

Grampu: Uma wash?

Uma: Mm-hmm. Uma go, Uma wash.

Grampu: Oh, yes. Uma go, Uma wash.

Uma: Mm-hmm. [goes to the sink]

Grampu: [sighs] Uma, bath.

[The scene cuts to a bubble bath.]

Uma: [covered in bubbles] Monster. Rawr! Uma monster, you monster. You monster.

Voice #1: [boy] Grr!

Uma: Yeah, you monster.

Voice #2: [boy] I'm a monster.

Voice #3: [girl] Grr!

Uma: Monster, bath.

Grampu: Uma.

Uma: Hmm?

Grampu: Bath. Now.

Uma: But--

Grampu: Uma...

Uma: Grampu...

Grampu: Uma.

Uma: Hmm, Uma bath.

Grampu: [laughs]

Uma: Eeh! Ooh, oh. Ah. [squeaking] Uma bath. Bath, bath, bath, bath, bath, bath! Uma sing, you sing. You sing.

Uma and Voices: [all] Bath, bath, bath, bath. Bath, bath, bath, bath. Bath, bath.

Uma: You sing good.

Grampu: Uma!

Uma: Hmm?

Grampu: Mmm-mmm. Uma clean.

Uma: Uma clean. Hmm-hmm-hmm. Uma clean.

Grampu: [drying Uma off] Uma clean. [laughs]

Uma: Ah, Uma clean.

Grampu: Bathroom dirty.

[An interview segment starts.]

Kako: Oh. Hi, Kate.

Kate: Hi.

Kako: Ooh, Kate. Kate like bath time?

Kate: Yup.

Kako: Why?

Kate: Because I get to swim.

Kako: Swim! Like this. [imitates swimming] Ooh.

Kate: And kick my knees. That's how I swim.

Kako: Oh, and kick your knees. Kick, kick, kick, kick. Kick, kick, kick, kick. Kate use soap?

Kate: Yeah.

Kako: Ooh. How?

Kate: Rub.

Kako: Rub. And Kate use-- Kate use washcloth?

Kate: Yup.

Kako: How?

Kate: Rub.

Kako: Rub. Kate blow bubbles?

Kate: Yup.

Kako: How?

Kate: [imitates blowing a bubble] Hoo. Blow.

Kako: Blow. Kate wash hair?

Kate: Yup.

Kako: How?

Kate: By using shampoo, and scrubbing it. And washing it out.

Kako: So Kate like bath time.

Kate: Yup.

Kako: Aw, Kako like bath time. Kako like Kate.

Oobi: You bathroom?

Kid #1: I like the bathroom because-- because you can flush the toilet, and the water goes down. And then it goes up again.

Uma: Zoe, little toilet.

Zoe: Little toilet. Yeah.

Uma: Zoe use big toilet?

Zoe: Yeah.

Uma: At home?

Zoe: Yeah.

Uma: What kind of toilet? Grown-up toilet?

Zoe: Child toilet.

Uma: Child toilet? Uma like flush toilet. Flush! Whoosh!

Zoe: Whoosh!

Uma: Whoosh! And water goes whoosh. Yeah, it goes around and down like a waterfall, right?

Zoe: Like a waterfall.

Uma: Zoe big girl. Whoosh!

[The scene cuts to Oobi.]

Oobi: Oobi bathroom. Hmm-hmm. Hmm?

[Uma sneaks up with a shark bath toy and squeaks it.]

Oobi: Ah!

Uma: Ha-ha-ha, fun. Mwah.

Oobi: Aw.

[The scene cuts to Uma singing and looking in the mirror.]

Uma: [singing nonsense words] Ooh, Uma game. Game, game. Game, game. Game, game. Game, game. Game! Dance game. Bathroom dance.

[Uma plays a game where she imitates a sound and dances along.]

Uma: Whoosh! Uma flush, you flush. You flush.

Uma and Voices: [together] Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!

Uma: [giggles, imitates water] Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl. Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl. Uma wash, you wash. You wash.

Uma and Voices: [together] Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl.

Uma: Ah! Uma dry, you dry. You dry.

Uma and Voices: [imitating air] Whew, whew, whew.

Uma: Bathroom dance. Flush: whoosh, whoosh! Wash: bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl. Dry: whew, whew! Together. Flush!

Uma and Voices: Whoosh, whoosh.

Uma: Wash...

Uma and Voices: Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!

Uma: Dry...

Uma and Voices: Whew, whew!

Uma: Again! Flush...

Uma and Voices: Whoosh, whoosh!

Uma: Wash...

Uma and Voices: Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl.

Uma: Dry...

Uma and Voices: Whew, whew!

Oobi: [walks into the bathroom] Uma, Uma, Uma!

Uma: Oobi! Bathroom dance?

Oobi: Mm-mm. Oobi bathroom.

Uma: Oh, Oobi bathroom. Dance game over. Flush!

Oobi: Oobi, you friends! Bye.

Voice: [girl] Bye, Oobi.