This is the End (Eurovision Version)

(Te Deum plays, Eurovision logo reveals)

(Te Deum ends, Eurovision logo fades out)

(Mandate Pictures logo)

(Point Grey logo)

(Text says "European Broadcasting Union Presents")

(2nd Text says "A Mandate Pictures and Point Grey Film")

(3rd Text says "This is the End" and "Eurovision Version")

(Mans Zelmerlow is in Stockholm Arlanda Airport waiting for Jamala from Ukraine to arrive)

Man: Hey, Mans Zelmerlow. What up, man?

Woman: Oh, hey, John! Over here!

Announcer: (speaking Swedish)

Jamala: (laughs) Yes!

(Mans Zemlerlow laughs)

Jamala: We're so happy! Look at this!

Mans Zelmerlow: Good to see you, Jamala.

Jamala: How you doing?

Mans Zemlerlow: I'm good, Jamala.

Jamala: Yes, you are.

Mans Zelmerlow: How long has it been, Jamala?

Jamala: I've been to Ukraine with my Eurovision trophy. And now, I've arrived to Sweden to celebrate the Lunar New Year with you.

Mans Zelmerlow: Yeah. It was a good time. I have the best weekend ever planned, Jamala.

Jamala: Lay it on me. Ooh.

Cameraman: Mans Zelmerlow!

Mans Zelmerlow: Shit, here we go. Hey.

Cameraman: How's it going, man?

Mans Zelmerlow: Yeah, good.

Cameraman: So, you, like, always sing, like, the same guy in every song. When are you gonna do some like, real singing, man?

Mans Zelmerlow: Okay, thank you.

Cameraman: Give me something. Give me, like, the laugh, man. Give me the Mans Zelmerlow laugh.

(Mans Zelmerlow laughs)

Cameraman: Mans Zelmerlow, everybody.

Jamala: All right. I've landed. I'm in Sweden for the first time since Eurovision 2016, where I won. We've said our hellos. Can we please go to fucking McDonald's?

Mans Zelmerlow: (Groans) Oh. I would... I would love to. I'm on a... I can't really eat that stuff right now. I'm on a, uh...

Jamala: What?

Mans Zelmerlow: I'm on this cleanse.

Jamala: You're... You're on a what?

Mans Zelmerlow: I'm on a cleanse.

Jamala: What? (laughs)

Mans Zelmerlow: It's good for you. I didn't know... You're supposed to take six shits a day.

Jamala: That's not true.

Mans Zelmerlow: It is true! You're supposed to shit twice a day. No.

Jamala: That's not true.

Mans Zelmerlow: That's what they used to think. Now they know you're supposed to shit times a day.

Jamala: So you're not drinking. You're not smoking weed. You're not...

Mans Zelmerlow: No, no, I'm drinking and smoking weed. But... I'm on a cleanse. I'm not psychotic. Look, Jamala, if you stopped eating gluten, you'd feel way fucking better all day. Whenever you feel shitty, that's 'cause of gluten.

Jamala: That's not true.

Mans Zelmerlow: It is.

Jamala: Who the fuck told you not to eat gluten? It's just true.

Mans Zelmerlow: You don't even know what gluten is. I do know what gluten is. Gluten's a vague term. It's something that's used to categorize things that are bad, you know? Calories, that's a gluten. Fat, that's a gluten. Somebody just told you you probably shouldn't eat gluten you're like, "Oh, I guess I shouldn't eat gluten." Gluten means bad shit, Jamala, and I'm not eating it.

(Mans Zelmerlow and Jamala eat burgers in a McDonald's location in Stockholm)

Both (Mans Zelmerlow and Jamala): Mmm!

Mans Zelmerlow: Mmm-hmm. Oh! God! Each bite is better than the previous bite.

Jamala: It is.

Mans Zelmerlow: Gluten!

(Mans Zelmerlow and Jamala enter a house in Stockholm)

Jamala: Hey, this looks beautiful.

Mans Zelmerlow: Yeah. Do you like it? I totally redid it.

Jamala: It's fucking awesome.

Mans Zelmerlow: It's all new. Those are new.

Jamala: God damn, son!

Mans Zelmerlow: It's pretty nice, huh?

Jamala: So this is how the other half lives.

Mans Zelmerlow: Come on.

Jamala: Amazing.

Mans Zelmerlow: Air hockey tables.

Jamala: Jesus Murphy.

Mans Zelmerlow: Okay, get ready, Jamala.

Jamala: What?

Mans Zelmerlow: Here's the best weekend you ever had in your life.

Jamala: Oh!

Mans Zelmerlow: Look at it.

Jamala: Oh, my... Are you serious?

(MORE COMING SOON)