The Fuzzy Boots Corollary


 * (Playing World of Warcraft, after opening gate.. Goblins attack. They are in trouble!)
 * Raj: Oh!!! He's got me!
 * Howard: Sheldon, he's got Raj! Use your sleep spell! Sheldon! Sheldon! ... (softer tone) Sheldon!
 * Sheldon: I got the Sword of Azeroth!
 * Leonard: Forget the sword, Sheldon! Help Raj.
 * Sheldon:(slightly crazily) There is no more Sheldon! I AM THE SWORDMASTER!
 * Howard: Leonard, look out!
 * Leonard: Dammit, man we're dying here!
 * Sheldon: Goodbye, peasants!
 * (sound of in-game teleportation)
 * Leonard: The bastard teleported.
 * Raj: He's selling the Sword of Azeroth on eBay.
 * Leonard: You betrayed us for money! WHO ARE YOU?!
 * Sheldon: I'm a Rogue Night Elf, don't you people read character descriptions? Wait, wait, wait... somebody just clicked "Buy It Now".
 * (Howard stands up in triumph)
 * Howard: I AM THE SWORDMASTER!


 * Leonard: I mean, I’m a perfectly nice guy. There’s no reason we couldn't go to the restaurant and have a lovely dinner. Maybe take a walk afterwards, talk about things we have in common, “you love pottery? I love pottery!” You know, there’s a pause, we both know what’s happening, I lean in, we kiss, it’s a little tentative at first but then I realize, she’s kissing me back, and she’s biting my lower lip, you know, she wants me, this thing is going the distance, we’re going to have sex! Oh God! Oh, my God!
 * Sheldon: Is the sex starting now?


 * Penny: Was this supposed to be a date?
 * Leonard: This? No. No, of course not, this was just you and me hanging out with a bunch of guys who didn’t show up, because of work and a colonoscopy.
 * Penny: Okay, I was just checking.
 * Leonard: When I take a girl out on a date, and I do, she knows she’s been dated. Capital D. Bold face, underline, like Day-ted. I think I might have a little concussion, I’m going to go lay down for a while, good night.