Prom Night

[On prom night, Becky and the girls are all in D.J.'s room. The younger sisters watch as their older sister gets the star treatment from their aunt.] Michelle: Why is D.J. putting perfume on her ears? Stephanie: Must I explain everything? So she won't smell like ear sweat. Michelle: Oh. Becky: Boy, it seems like my prom was just yesterday. Can you believe I'm old enough to be a chaperone? Stephanie: Sure. [Becky and D.J. look at her.] No way! You're a chaperone? [to Michelle] Do you believe she's a chaperone? I can't believe she's a chaperone.

[Jesse and the Rippers are entertaining the prom participants.] Jesse: OK, this next song is one of my all-time favorite songs. I hope you guys like it. It's called... [Becky gives the "cut" signal.] It's called, "The Band Takes a Break While You Listen to Prerecorded Music". [She goes onstage as he puts down his guitar.] Am I missing something? Becky: Come on, honey, we've gotta stop D.J. [And they're off to do just that.]

Steve: I thought she was my first love, but I was wrong! I didn't even know what love was until I met you.

D.J.: Really?

Steve: Really, I love you.

D.J.: I love you too.