How The Incredibles Should Have Ended


 * Incredible Boy: Hey aren't you curious how I get around so fast? I have these rocket boots!
 * Mr. Incredible: Go home, buddy. Now.
 * Incredible Boy: This is because I don't have powers isn't it! Well not every superhero has powers you know. I invented these! I can fly! Can you fly?
 * Mr. Incredible: Fly home buddy, I work a... wait you made those?
 * Incredible Boy: ...my boots? Yeah! Pretty cool, huh?
 * Mr. Incredible: Yeah! They are! You think you can make me some stuff like that?
 * Incredible Boy: WOULD I???
 * Mr. Incredible: I mean I gotta go get married real quick but let's talk in a few days. How does that sound?
 * Incredible Boy: OKAY!!!!!!
 * Mr. Incredible: Guess who's getting rocket boots!


 * Mr. Incredible: So yeah he was obnoxious, but the kid had spirit! Plus he apparently had a lot of money and could make me lots of really cool gadgets. You know what that's like right?


 * Mr. Incredible: He wanted to be involved. Plus, he's a good guy now.
 * Incredible Man: What's up, fellas!?
 * Mr. Incredible: Looking good, kid!


 * Superman: So then what happened?


 * Mrs. Incredbile: Hey, honey, you ready to go.
 * Mr. Incredible: Sure! Do you guys know the Mrs?
 * Superman: Nope.
 * Mrs. Incredible: You look familiar, have we met?
 * Batman: Yeah, She does seem familiar. You sure we haven't seen her before?
 * Superman: Nope! This is the first time!