Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam


 * Toad: You feel that draught? There's a hole somewhere in the wall, and it's letting in cold air. Brrr! Hmm... Is it coming from over here? ... Don't be scared, Luigi!


 * Toad: All right then. Where is that draught coming from? Aha! There it is! It's pretty high up... And my legs are pretty short... I don't think I can reach it by myself. Oh, you'll go check it out? Thanks, Luigi!


 * Toad: Please finish checking out the hole in the wall. Um... Stop messing around! Can you please see that's where the draught is coming from? HEEELP! Augh! Um, Luigi... You know it's right behind you, right? Ow ow ow! Snap out of it, Luigi! That book is doing something weird!
 * Goomba Leader: All right! Goombas, fall in! Huh... I guess we got a bunch of new recruits.
 * Paper Toad: Where am I?


 * Koopa Leader: OK! Show us that move again!
 * Koopa: Whoooooa!
 * Koopa Leader: Welcome to Team Bowser, new recruits! With that attack, you'll chew right through Mario!
 * Toad: I can't believe what I'm seeing! Omigosh!
 * Luigi: No way!
 * Princess Peach: What seems to be the matter?
 * Toad: Princess?
 * Princess Peach: Oh my goodness!
 * Creature: Luigi! Do you have any idea what's going on? ...No, of course you don't.
 * Both: Are you... Me?
 * Paper Princess Peach: Oh my.
 * Creature: Am I seeing double?!
 * Paper Princess Peach: I may faint...
 * Creature: Oh, so you Do know what's going on, Luigi? Mm-hmm. So you were fixing a hole in the wall... When that book fell down.


 * Princess Peach: I can't believe there's a whole other dimension. And another me!
 * Paper Princess Peach: Yes, I'm just as shocked. Opening that book sent us all flying out of our world...and into this one. I believe the way back home for us is through that book.


 * Starlow: There, there. Your Paper Highness. We'll take good care of you.
 * Paper Princess Peach: And you are?
 * Starlow: I'm Starlow! I'm a representative of the Star Sprties and de facto guide for Mario and Luigi. Pleased to meet you! While we figure out how to get you home, why don't you do some sightseeing? I'm sure Mario and Luigi would be more than happy to give you a tour of the kingdom.
 * Princess Peach: That's a lovely idea. Despite the circumstances that brought us together, I'm very pleased to meet you. Tee hee hee!


 * Paper Princess Peach: Yes, it's quite a pleasure to meet you, Mario!
 * Princess Peaach: Mario, you never speak so formally with me!


 * Blue Toad: PRINCESS! Peach!
 * Paper Princess Peach: Who me?
 * Blue Toad: Huh? Who are you? Ah, there you are! Princess Peach!