Cannonball


 * [Hämsterviel contacts Gantu from his prison cell]
 * Gantu: Yes, Doctor Hämsterviel?
 * Hämsterviel: Explain to me, you overgrown sea bass, why mechanic hamster on cam holds no evil genetic experiments?
 * Gantu: There haven't been any experiments activated recently...
 * Computer: Warning: Experiment 520 activated.
 * Gantu: ...until now.
 * Hämsterviel: Mmm-hmm, and, uh, what are you waiting for? GET IT AND SEND IT TO ME!!!


 * [Lilo and Stitch are drawing ideas for the Aloha Sand-Sculpting Contest]
 * Lilo: How are your Aloha designs coming, Stitch?
 * Stitch: [shows a drawing of Mertle being zapped by a UFO] Eeba! [turns the page to show a drawing of Mertle being chased by a dinosaur] Zeeba! [turns the page to show a drawing of Mertle being chased by the Grim Reaper] Keeba!
 * Lilo: [chuckles] Stitch, that's mean.


 * [David and Nani take Lilo to the Birds of Paradise Pool]
 * David: Don't worry. I know how to cheer a sad Lilo.
 * Nani: But, David, the pool at Birds of Paradise is for hotels guests only! There are, like, ten signs!
 * David: Relax, Nani. I was here yesterday, and I figured out their system: All the hotel guests have special blue towels, and so do we.
 * [scene cuts to them relaxing by the pool]
 * David: See? Instant vacation!
 * Lilo: Come on, Stitch! Photo safari! [they both leave to take pictures of the tourists]
 * Nani: Are you sure this is okay?
 * David: Relax. Lilo and I sneak in here all the time.
 * Nani: You what?!
 * David: Just chill out and enjoy your... [Mr. Jameson appears] Uh, honeymoon! Sweetheart! [hugs Nani]
 * Mr. Jameson: Hello, sir, ma'am. Are you guests here?
 * David: Uh, yeah!
 * Mr. Jameson: And what's your room number?
 * Nani: 257!
 * David: 319!
 * [they both look at each other]
 * David: 257!
 * Nani: 319! Uh, 257!
 * Mr. Jameson: Mmm-hmm. Well, we don't have a Room 319,257! And besides, today is red towel day, not blue!
 * David: [chuckles nervously as Nani glares at him] Busted.


 * [Nani arrives home while Pleakley mops the kitchen floor]
 * Nani: Where's Lilo? Is she here?
 * Pleakley: No, but a freshly mopped floor was here! Apparently, it just left!
 * [Lilo and Stitch arrive]
 * Nani: Lilo! Are you alright?
 * Lilo: I'm fine! But Stitch and me need to borrow your car!
 * Nani: My car? Are you lolo?!
 * Lilo: Stitch could drive!
 * Nani: He doesn't have a license!
 * Stitch: [pulls out his collar and licencse] Chuwapa!
 * Nani: Sorry. We only have one working car, and I need it for work!
 * Lilo: But there's an experiment loose!
 * Nani: It can find it's own ride! I have to get to the rental hut. Business is way off, and old man Juan is getting grouchy.
 * Lilo: But--
 * Nani: I'll be home after work! [leaves]
 * Jumba: Uh, little girl, is my hearing correct? One of my precious creations is running about free?
 * Lilo: Yeah. It likes water and it has a really big butt. [opens the doggy door] JUST LIKE MY SISTER!!
 * Nani: Hey!
 * Jumba: Experiment that is liking water and having large posterior. Ah! That would be 520! [chuckles] I was true evilling genius that day. 520 turns any body of water into giant destructive wave!
 * Lilo: It keeps trying to get to the ocean.
 * Jumba: That I'd like to be seeing! Would make wave so big, whole planet will be destructed! [laughs maniacally until he notices Lilo glaring at him] Oh, it would be bad thing, yes?
 * Lilo: Hello?! Just think of all the jellyfish! No jellyfish, no jelly, no PB&J!


 * [Gantu hops back to his ship after Stitch immobilized him with life preservers]
 * Gantu: 625! [hops into the main room but fall over]
 * 625: Whoa! Rough day? Whoo! You look like last week's lettuce!
 * Gantu: Get a blaster! Hurry!
 * 625: [grabs a blaster] Okay, now what?
 * Gantu: Cut me free, you insipid trog!
 * 625: You're in luck, fish breath. I took a class in advanced applied blasting. [fires the blaster]
 * Gantu: Hey!
 * 625: Oops! [fires the blaster again]
 * Gantu: Careful!
 * 625: Sorry! [fires the blaster once more]
 * Gantu: Ow!
 * 625: Stop squirming!
 * Gantu: Ooh!
 * 625: My bad.
 * Gantu: You almost vaporized me!
 * 625: Oh, yeah? That's what my teacher used to say!


 * [after 520 creates a giant wave to wash away Gantu]
 * Lilo: I'm gonna name you Cannonball, because you like to make waves.
 * Cannonball: Nagachu!
 * Moses: Congratulations, Lilo! [places the first place ribbon on Lilo's sand sculpture] Mertle's design is good, too, but you showed more aloha today. [gestures to the giant "ALOHA" sigh on the tower]
 * Lilo: Awesome!


 * [Gantu wakes up after being washed away by Cannonball]
 * Gantu: Huh?! San Francisco?! Oh, dumb blitznak!