The Plan

Daniel Lennard

 * Where are they? Where are they? Where are they?!
 * Is it really that important?
 * Of course it is! This is Kupock the Barbarian! Without his weapons he's... Kupock, the weird dude who hangs out in furry underpants and looks like he's angrily trying to shake hands with people.
 * Like I said, is it really that important?
 * Hey, who's Daniel Lennard?
 * Ugh, who cares?
 * Him apparently. For Mom?! Look at all this stuff he sent her. And listen to this. Here's another gift because your beauty and happiness is the most important thing in my world. Signed, Daniel Lennard. That guy's trying to steal our mom!
 * We need to find him and make sure-
 * What are you doing?
 * What are you doing?
 * Showing you how angry I am. If I had to pull a real frown every time you guys misbehaved, I'd be more wrinkly than a granny in a bath. What are you doing spreading trash all over the grass?
 * Uhh... recycling?
 * Really?
 * , and :  Mmhmm, mmhmm.
 * Ah, then I guess it's alright.
 * Oh my gosh, this is terrible! He's gonna steal Mom! I don't feel good...  Okay, sorry about that. I think I'm better n-  Okay, I think I'm alright now-
 * Tsk. We should've seen this coming. She's a great mom, who wouldn't want her? We have to do something before that guy steals her away!
 * I've got a plan!
 * Oh my gosh, this is terrible! He's gonna steal Mom! I don't feel good...  Okay, sorry about that. I think I'm better n-  Okay, I think I'm alright now-
 * Tsk. We should've seen this coming. She's a great mom, who wouldn't want her? We have to do something before that guy steals her away!
 * I've got a plan!

Initial Planning

 * First, Darwin uses his man voice to call Mom, pretending to be her boss and tell her that she has to go in to work...
 * Hello, this is your boss from the place you work--
 * When she leaves the house, we hack into her email, and send a message to Daniel Lennard posing as her to get him to agree to a secret meeting in the park tonight. Then we steal some of Mom's clothes, THEN, we break for lunch, I'm thinking burrito... THEN, we sneak out of the house with the clothes and cross town to the park. Once there, you will tell Daniel Lennard that he's in danger...
 * You are in danger, Daniel Lennard.
 * And that Mom is a horrible carnivorous monster, and you are the survivors of her previous family. Then I'll attack in disguise of Mom, scaring him away forever. BOOM!
 * Hmm, that could work, but we need to make sure nothing can go wrong. Let's go through this in detail! Okay, so what exactly will Darwin say to Mom?
 * Hmm, that could work, but we need to make sure nothing can go wrong. Let's go through this in detail! Okay, so what exactly will Darwin say to Mom?

Tricking Nicole

 * Hello, Nicole Watterson.
 * Uh....
 * Who is this?
 * Okay, so we call Mom and Darwin reads what's on the paper.
 * Hello, Nicole Watterson.
 * Hello, this is your boss from the place you work.
 * We need you to-- Uhh...
 * Okay, so we write a script and call Mom from a payphone.
 * Hello, this is your boss from the place you work. We needed you to come here right away or you're fired!
 * Why? What's going on? Is it the Kobayashi account or is it the infrastructure problem with the throughput outflow?
 * Uhh...
 * Turn the page!
 * It's so serious I can't discuss it over the phone, bye!
 * Hello, this is your boss from the place you work. We needed you to come here right away or you're fired!
 * Why? What's going on? Is it the Kobayashi account or is it the infrastructure problem with the throughput outflow?
 * Uhh...
 * Turn the page!
 * It's so serious I can't discuss it over the phone, bye!

E-mail to Daniel Lennard

 * Then I get to the computer!
 * Haha!
 * Come on, let's be real for a minute.
 * Okay, then I... I'm so--  Then I break into Mom's email account.  DEAR DANIEL LENNARD!
 * Dude, your caps lock is on!
 * Oh, sorry. Dear Daniel Lennard, meet me at the park tonight, it's mega-important dude.
 * Oh, come on! Have you ever heard Mom say "mega" or "dude"?
 * What would you say?
 * Just say it's an issue of "utmost importance".
 * Oh! Would you like me to CC the Queen of England as well?
 * Just send the thing!
 * Forever yours, Gumball.
 * Dude! You just signed it with your own name!
 * Aw, come on! I've already had to retype this thing three times! Alright! Dear Daniel Lennard, meet me at the park tonight, it's an issue of utmost importance. Forever yours, Mom.
 * Come on! Mom would never sign "Mom"! She would sign her own name!
 * Ah, sure. Dear Daniel Lennard, nah nah nah, forever yours, Nicole.
 * Wait, what did you put in the subject?
 * Can we just move on from the email bit?
 * Come on! Every part of the plan has to be foolproof!
 * Alright, it's done, I've put "Hello". Lunch time!
 * Come on! Every part of the plan has to be foolproof!
 * Alright, it's done, I've put "Hello". Lunch time!

To the Park

 * Burritos are nice, but they're kind of messy.
 * Okay, next, we sneak past Dad to get to the park. It should be easy; he'll be asleep.
 * Hey! Where do you think you're going?
 * Why'd he wake up?
 * He smelled us. You wiped some sauce on yourself.
 * Lunch time again!
 * Upupup! Don't forget to use your napkin!  Okay, next, we sneak past dad to get to the park!
 * Hey! Where do you think you're going?
 * How is that even possible? He smelled it from inside us?
 * It's just not as good without the sauce.
 * Why did you leave five hours to run to a park that's only three blocks away?
 * Because!  She's got no legs. They're more like feet coming out of her body.
 * Why don't we take bikes?
 * Because-- It's way funnier to watch you try to run!
 * Aw man! The park's closed!  Why didn't you get in when it was open!?
 * It was closed when we got here. I've been waiting for four hours for him to man up and jump, but he's too scared!
 * I'm not scared! I just don't want to do it.
 * You don't want to because you're scared!
 * Dude, not cool! Okay fine, I'm doing it!  Okay, three, two, one...   Do something! Help me out! Don't leave me hanging! Please, please, somebody do something!
 * You do know realize this is all just happening in your head, right?
 * Yeah, but let's just go to the shop to buy some rope before we go to the park. Because I'm not going through that again.
 * How did they get in here when the gate is... Wait, no one actually tried it!?
 * It was shut!
 * A shut door isn't a locked door! I think we all learned that after the Granny Jojo dressing room incident.
 * What kind of weirdo gets dressed hat first? Anyway, which one is Daniel Lennard?
 * We'll know when we see him, but right now, let's just imagine what he would be.
 * Well, we already saw from his note that he's pretty slimy. We also know he's rich, so he must be full of "bling".
 * Also, he's probably evil! No, more evil!  No, even more evil!  Yeah, that's our Daniel Lennard.
 * Okay, everyone put on their disguises!
 * Uh, Mr. Lennard?
 * Yes, indeed!
 * There's no way Mom would fall for a guy with a voice like that.
 * Evil voice!
 * Yes, indeed.
 * Uh, we need to warn you, good sir!
 * Oh, but it's you who should be warned. I came for you!
 * Darwin, help me!
 * Stay away from us!
 * We're not gonna make it!
 * Do you trust me!?
 * Of course!
 * Then, go!
 * You throw worse than I run.
 * You thought you could trick me?
 * How does he know about our plan!?
 * Because next time you plan to get rid of me, don't write "Fake Email to Daniel Lennard" in the subject line!
 * Well I couldn't be bothered, alright? I've written that email a million times already! Fine.
 * : Alright, it's done, I've put "Hello".
 * : Gumball, I am you from the future!  And I know it's a total bummer, but you're gonna have to correct the subject line.
 * : Can't you do it? You're here now.
 * : Gosh, was I really that much of a jerk when I was young?
 * Yup!
 * Gosh, am I really that much of a sucker in the future?
 * : Don't mess with me, little man, cause I can go back in time and do this!
 * : So, you think you're the only one that can play that game, huh!?   Let's see how you feel after I've had all that candy!
 * : Stop! You're giving me cavities!
 * : What the-- Gah! Kupock's weapons!? Fine, you asked for this!
 * : You treacherous little--
 * : You put tape on it!?  Gah! You left the weapons on!
 * : Change the subject of the email!
 * : Okay, okay.  Or maybe I'll do this!
 * You do realize that this is costing you guys way more effort than just changing the message subject?
 * Yeah, I'm still having trouble with that hypothetical future/past, thing.
 * You are in danger, Daniel Lennard!
 * How do you know my name? Who are you?
 * We're all that is left of Nicole Watterson's previous family.
 * What? What about your father?
 * She took all his money, and then... she ate him!
 * And now, she's coming for you!
 * Hiya!
 * Okay, you're gonna have to dodge that!
 * Okay, you're gonna have to dodge that, too.
 * Okay, that as well.
 * No, dude! You're not gonna be able to dodge that!
 * Aw, man.
 * Gumball, no!
 * I think this plan is-- Finally foolproof!
 * and : Yay!
 * Right! Let's get our mom back!
 * You do realize that this is costing you guys way more effort than just changing the message subject?
 * Yeah, I'm still having trouble with that hypothetical future/past, thing.
 * You are in danger, Daniel Lennard!
 * How do you know my name? Who are you?
 * We're all that is left of Nicole Watterson's previous family.
 * What? What about your father?
 * She took all his money, and then... she ate him!
 * And now, she's coming for you!
 * Hiya!
 * Okay, you're gonna have to dodge that!
 * Okay, you're gonna have to dodge that, too.
 * Okay, that as well.
 * No, dude! You're not gonna be able to dodge that!
 * Aw, man.
 * Gumball, no!
 * I think this plan is-- Finally foolproof!
 * and : Yay!
 * Right! Let's get our mom back!
 * Okay, that as well.
 * No, dude! You're not gonna be able to dodge that!
 * Aw, man.
 * Gumball, no!
 * I think this plan is-- Finally foolproof!
 * and : Yay!
 * Right! Let's get our mom back!
 * No, dude! You're not gonna be able to dodge that!
 * Aw, man.
 * Gumball, no!
 * I think this plan is-- Finally foolproof!
 * and : Yay!
 * Right! Let's get our mom back!
 * Aw, man.
 * Gumball, no!
 * I think this plan is-- Finally foolproof!
 * and : Yay!
 * Right! Let's get our mom back!
 * Right! Let's get our mom back!

Brand of Cosmetics

 * Wait! What is that?
 * Daniel Lennard, Anti-Aging Products? Wait...
 * Here's another gift because your beauty and happiness is the most important thing in my world, signed Daniel Lennard.
 * If I had to pull a real frown every time you guys misbehaved, I'd be more wrinkly than a granny in a bath.
 * Daniel Lennard is not a man. He's a brand of cosmetics.
 * Here's another gift because your beauty and happiness is the most important thing in my world, signed Daniel Lennard.
 * If I had to pull a real frown every time you guys misbehaved, I'd be more wrinkly than a granny in a bath.
 * Daniel Lennard is not a man. He's a brand of cosmetics.
 * Daniel Lennard is not a man. He's a brand of cosmetics.