Cheese Rush Days

[The episode begins at the Blue Mountain.]

Narrator: Many of trail has been told those hotten pionners who strugging rich, but in the wild western frontier. The land roth with beauty! Danger! [The bus drives off at Cowboy] And CHEESE! Yep, blue cheese. Big fat love some milky process cheese food. Just a bursting with shiny blue nuggets. Longing up the harmony of a blue cheese mountains! While for the bravest of the brave with risk the ringest journey to blum the riches of this fatherload. [Ren plays a guitar and Stimpy was pulling to the wagon.] These daring souls will stop at nothing who reach the higher country and the riches battlelute them. [Stimpy sighs as relieved]

Stimpy: Hey Ren, Looky over yonder! Someone- [Wagon drives off at Stimpy]

Ren: Why, it's the crusty ol' process factor. A toeing from it's clay. [Crusty was laughing.]

Crusty: There's cheese of us downhills! [laughs]

Ren: Yeah, yeah. So where are those cheese, buddy?

Crusty: Well sonny, just take the gander of my 24 carat solid teens pinky, Ren.

Ren: Wow!

Crusty: [laughs] SHOOT! That ain't nothing. Feast your eyes, bilden. [Crusty has a bellybutton ring too.]

Stimpy: Wow. [Crusty laughs]

Crusty: And look at my blue cheese tooth!

Ren: Glory Ice-key.

Crusty: And there's plenty more where that come from, sonny. [Dashes off laughing]

Ren: Did you hear that Ol' conger? Just think, Stimpy. We're gonna be filthy stinkin' royality RICH! [Ren and Stimpy imagines that both rich.] Well, here we are. A thousand miles from civilization. Surrounded by the stinces animals or is it a snakes and blood thirsty Scavegest. Looks like a great campsite to me!

Stimpy: Great! I've got just the thing! Hey, no. Here it is. No. Yeah.

Ren: What are we gonna do with that?

Stimpy: You see Ren, Pioneers the old west depended on the buffalo for all our survival needs. Such as clothing, fuel and even housing! Watch this! Go do it, crazy! [Buffalo eats the grass. Cuts to Stimpy] 5, ah 4, ah 3, 2, 1.. [Buffalo pops out and the sign says "BAM!" Buffalo's crap shaped like igloo.] Ta da! A buffalo chip Igloo.

Ren: Well, I'm impressed. [Fades to Ren wait to see dinner and Stimpy was set it up.]

Ren: What's for dinner? I'm starved.

Stimpy: More good things for Nature's bounty. Creme Chipped Buffalo chip on toast.

Ren: Are you expecting to eat THIS!?

Stimpy: Well sure Ren, there an excellent source of Fivor. You'll get you regular.

Ren: I'm not eating no COW- [Stimpy covers Ren's mouth]

Stimpy: Not so loud, Ren. We don't dare complain about the food in these parts! They might hear us.

Ren: Who hear us?

Stimpy: Don't you realize? We're in the land of... Savage Fresh Chef's! [Ren slaps harder at Stimpy]

Ren: Savage Fresh Chef's. Do really believe those ol' wise tales. [Cactuses are turned into Chefs.] You're terrible withless GASBAG! [Ren and Stimpy saw a lot of chef's.] GASP! We're surrounded! QUICK STIMPY, START THE WAGON! [Stimpy are running around the circles. Ren and Stimpy are surrounded by Chefs. Fades to Ren and Stimpy are on the pot.]

Stimpy: This is great. I really need it in the bath. I was getting kind of stinky.

Ren: You bonehead. This isn't a bathtub. They're gonna make SOUP out of us!

Stimpy: Oh soup, eh? [Stimpy licks the soup] Chunky cat of vegetable. Oh boy. [Ren slaps Stimpy]

Ren: Shut up, I'm thinking. I've got it! All we gotta do is a... [whispers at Stimpy, Fades to Chef sniffs] HEY BUDDY, what kind of cheap doze are you on in here!? There's a dead cat in my soup!!! [Chef looks at Stimpy]

Chef: I'll get it immediately at once! [dashes off]

French man: Oh, mister.

Ren: Hey, Fancypants. I'm afraid the soup is a bit too rich for me. How about meat to go special instead?

French man: Ahh, but Of Course, sir.

Ren: Yeah yeah. I get it. Here! Our worry's are over.

Stimpy: Oh Ren, you're so worrily. [Fades to Stimpy licking his head. Cuts to Ren and Stimpy are burnt on the fire.] Mmmm, terriacy.

Ren: Shut up. [Fades to the Valley of slow lingering death. Ren and Stimpy are dehydrated. It's getting hot outside. No food and no water. Ren sniffs.] Hey man, watch it with those trousers cops, I'm downwind.

Stimpy: It's not me, Ren. I'm too pooped to pooped.

Ren: Well, if it isn't you, and it was be... [gasps happily] STIMPY! GET UP! We made it!

Stimpy: JOY!!

Ren: At last! The Blue Cheese Mountains! [Fades to Ren digging his wall and Stimpy looks at the plate.] Oh man. I've got blisters on my blisters! [Stimpy eats the cheese and spits on his plate. Stimpy gots fish, teeth, worm and key but no gold nuggets.]

Stimpy: Nope. No nuggets. [Stimpy throws out. Ren sniffs]

Ren: YIPES! THAT SMELL! They might be... DEADLY CHEESE GAS!!! But there's only one way to know for sure. [Ren got the big bird] A canerion. For centuries, minders of depended the caneries depect deadly gas. [Canerion sniffs]

Canerion: I don't smell anything. [Canerion flash the lights and explode. All the rock are falling out. Ren and Stimpy are eating cheese and rocks.]

Stimpy: EUREKA! The fatherload! Look Ren, we struck a vine! [Stimpy has a nuggets on his hat.] Hmmm.... Ahh! Look Ren,  We're rich! Haltys, fifth split, just like we said. Huh? Huh?

Ren: Well, heh heh, Not exactly. Well buddy, this is all the parkways. You know, Survival of the greeniest. It's the way of the west one. But don't feel too bad, pal. YOU'VE GOT ALL THE CHEESE YOU CAN EAT! [laughs]

Stimpy: But I... [Ren closes the brick.]

Ren: Look at all my longly stinky moldy nuggets. I'm rich! [laughs] EEEE! [humming] [singing] Ohhh, doo dah day. [Canerion flick the lights with Stimpy.]

Stimpy: [sad] He took all our lute. [sniffs] He trapped us here to die. But, worst of all... HE TOOK MY COOL MINERS!!!! [bawling, crying]

Crusty: Well, care my own grandmother. If you two has a dumb specialment. My, my, my, what a fine pair of prospectors. Like a couple of bedfellas and pick up a first sign of a rain...

Canerion: [angry] SHUT UP! SHUT UP, I TELL YA! OUR I'LL BEAT YOUR HEAD OFF A CIGAR!

Stimpy: Aww, don't listen to him, he's nuts.

Crusty: Nuts! Nuts, Am I? Why, you show long, you can't even see the fortune to try at your underneath your teethers. [laughs] [Canerion and Stimpy looks at the shiny big nugget. Stimpy and Canerion was so excited and gets rich. Fades to the Western. The screen moves to the Bank.]

Ren: I've got the bag of the blue stuff for ya.

Bank Reporter: Ohhh, splendid! Let's just have a little look see, shall we? HUH!?

Ren: Just give me what I got coming, I'll have something would do. [Bank Reporter throws the bag at Ren]

Bank Reporter: You're used to try the whole shruggle me?

Ren: WHA?

Bank Reporter: Do I! This here ain't nothing by the fools chief! [Blue nugget are having 2% low fat.] GET OUTTA HERE, YOU BUM! [Bank Reporter kicks out for Ren. Bank Reporter throws the bag back outside. Ren screams. Car drives off at Ren. Stimpy, Crusty and Canerion are on the money car. Crusty, Stimpy and Canerion smiles. The iris was stopping at Stimpy's teeth. The iris was closing completely that the teeth is sparkles up at the end of the episode.]