Tokyo Grows

AT LAST, PROFESSOR MIFUNE, YOU HAVE PERFECTED THE PROCESS OF SHRINKING ELECTRONIC DEVICES. SO WE CAN SELL THEM TO AMERICANS FOR LOTS OF MONEY. YES, SHIMURA. NOW I SAY TO YOU, MINIATURIZATION WILL BE VERY BIG! HA HA! HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA! FLASH! RUMORED SIGHTINGS OF LEGENDARY PREHISTORIC MONSTER GOLLYZILLA CAUSE THOUSANDS TO FLEE FOR THEIR LIVES IN NORTHERN JAPAN. [TELEPHONE RINGS] YES? YES. VERY WELL. THAT WAS THE EMPEROR. HE WANTS YOUR SCIENTIFIC OPINION ON GOLLYZILLA. GOLLYZILLA! COME. THERE IS NO TIME TO LOSE! NARF! BRAIN, LET US GO AND SEE GOLLYZILLA. WE CAN WATCH EXCITEDLY AS HE CRUSHES BUILDINGS, AND THEN FLEE IN TERROR. SNAP OUT OF IT, PINKY. OH! THANKS, BRAIN. THIS SCIENTIFIC EQUIPMENT WILL BE INVALUABLE FOR MY PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. YOU MEAN, YOU'RE GOING TO SHRINK ELECTRONICS SO ONLY MICE WILL BE ABLE TO OPERATE THEM? DON'T BE ABSURD, PINKY. THERE'S NO FUTURE IN MINIATURIZATION. IT'S BIG THINGS THAT STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF HUMANS, LIKE THAT RIDICULOUS LEGEND OF GOLLYZILLA-- MYTHICAL FOLLY THAT DIRECTIONLESS HUMANS HANG ON. ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING? I THINK SO, BRAIN. BUT I DON'T THINK KAYE BALLARD'S IN THE UNION. [BRAIN] I WILL ALTER THIS EQUIPMENT, AND ENLARGE MYSELF TO BECOME A 400-FOOT-TALL MOUSE, WHO'LL SAVE THE WORLD FROM GOLLYZILLA. BUTYOU JUST SAID THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS GOLLYZILLA, BRAIN. THERE IS NOW, PINKY-- OR SHOULD I SAY PINKZILLA? YES, I SEE. THERE! I'VE REVERSED THE SPECIFICATIONS OF THE RAY. ARE YOU READY, PINKY? TA-DA! QUICK! WHAT DO YOU THINK, BRAIN? PRETTY SCARY, EH? YES, PINKY. TERRIFYING. STAND BY. AAAHH! [PTOOEY] NARF! WHERE ARE YOU, BRAIN? I CAN'T SEE YOU. I'M DOWN-- OH--OH, WAIT A SEC, BRAIN. I'VE GOT SOME GUM ON MY SHOE. APPARENTLY YOUR I. Q. DIDN'T GROW ALONG WITH YOUR SHOE SIZE, PINKY. NOW, GO ON YOUR RAMPAGE, PINKZILLA, AND SHOW NO MERCY! [THUD] [THUD] NARF! POIT! I AM PINKZILLA, KING OF THE MONSTERS! RAARGH! IN 10 MINUTES, I WILL ARRIVE ON THE SCENE AND SAVE TOKYO FROM THE TERROR OF PINKZILLA! RAARGH! YES, I SEE. I LOVE YOU, FUMIKO. AND I LOVE YOU, HERSCHEL. [THUD] AAAHH! GOLLYZILLA! HELLO! I'M ON A RAMPAGE! NARF! SCAMPER AWAY IN TERROR NOW. GO ON! BOO! HA HA HA! AAAHH! AAAHH! AAAHH! AAAHH! AAH! AAH! GOLLYZILLA! WE MUST RUN FOR OUR LIVES. [PEOPLE SCREAMING] POIT! OH, I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THIS THING. OH! OH, NO! THE GIANT MONSTER IS MOLTING! HUH! AAH! EGAD! I'M ALL A-TANGLE. NARF! WHOA! YES, I SEE. NOW TO MAKE MYSELF THE LARGEST MOUSE ON EARTH AND HERO OF THE PLANET. CALL ME BRAINODO! [LOUD FOOTSTEPS] PEOPLE OF TOKYO, DO NOT FEAR. I, BRAINODO, HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU. AAH! AAH! AAH! IT IS ANOTHER GIANT MONSTER, EVEN MORE UGLY THAN GOLLYZILLA! ACTUALLY, I AM AN ARTIFICIALLY ENLARGED LAB MOUSE HERE TO SAVE YOU. YOU MAY THANK ME LATER BY MAKING ME YOUR LEADER. [GASPS] UNLESS THAT DOESN'T FIT INTO YOUR PLANS. WHERE IS PINKY? HOW CAN I SAVE THE CITY FROM GOLLYZILLA WITH NO GOLLYZILLA? AAH! AAH! AAH! RARRR! [SNORTS] RARRR! [SNORTS] RARRR! PINKY! [MUFFLED GROWLS] WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? NEVER MIND. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU IN THAT STUPID COSTUME. MAKE THIS BATTLE LOOK REALISTIC, PINKY. EVERYTHING DEPENDS ON IT. TAKETHAT, HIDEOUS BEAST! [COUGH COUGH] OOH! AHH. OOH. AHH. EEE! AHH. NOW YOU'VE GOTTEN ME MAD, PINKY. UM, EXCUSE ME, BRAIN. GO AWAY NOW, PINKY. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M FIGHTING WITH PINKY? NARF! RIGHT. OH, NO. WAIT. HOW CAN YOU BE FIGHTING WITH ME OVER THERE IF I'M STANDING OVER HERE? IT'S A VERY SIMPLE PRINCIPLE, PINKY. IT'S BECAUSE GRR! THAT IS THE REAL GOLLYZILLA. RARRR! AAH! RARRR! AAH! AAH! YES, I-- AAH! AAH! AAH! GRR! RARRR! GRR! THE FAT GUY IN THE SUIT IS SURPRISINGLY AGILE. UHH! AAH! AAH! [PINKY] TOO BAD WE'RE NOT GIANT ANYMORE, BRAIN. WE ARE STILL GIANT, PINKY. UNFORTUNATELY, SO IS EVERYTHING ELSE. OUR RELATIVE SMALLNESS REMAINS, BUT ON THIS WE SHOULD NOT DWELL. FOR WE MUST PLAN FOR TOMORROW NIGHT. WHAT ARE THE THREE OF US GOING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT, BRAIN? THREE OF US? HMM. STILL THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY-- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! YES. YES, I SEE. THEY'RE DINKY THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN

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