Thor: Ragnarok Trailer Spoof


 * Thor: How did this happen? Well... It's a long story. Hey, I wonder what would happen if I wrapped this chain around myself and jumped to this hole? Actually, it's not that long a story, now that I think of it.


 * Grandmaster: Uh, yeah, we really need to do something about those doors. Must go faster.
 * Thor: YES!!! We know each other! He's a friend from work! I even agreed to cover his last five shifts for him! Oh crap.
 * Nick Fury: You missed your last five shifts! What up, Doc?
 * Bruce: Thor said he'd cover for me.
 * Nick Fury: Thor is on paid leave! Went to visit some... haemorrhoid prevention clinic. "Ass-guard" or som'n. He ain't covering no shifts!
 * Bruce: But... He promised me.
 * Nick Fury: Well, he lied. Man, clean out your locker - your ass is fired.
 * Bruce: You can't do that!
 * Nick Fury: Well hell yeah I can! The name's Fury, son! I will strike thee down! Yeeaah! Kiss goodbye to all them late night stake-outs with Romanoff, playa! Some other dude gonna be keeping her company in the wee hours.
 * Thor: I'm sorry Bruce! I just forgot!
 * Bruce: Where are we?
 * Thor: My summer home. The decor is horrendous but the view is spectacular.


 * Hela: Oh, I've missed this! It's funny...


 * Thor: I got a haircut, lost my flowing hipple locks.. and you and I had a fight recently, which, I won. Easily.
 * Bruce: That doesn't sound right.
 * Thor: Well, it's true. And I have the photo to prove it. See that's me there, kicking your little green butt.
 * Bruce: I stand corrected.


 * Vakyrie: Who's stupid idea was this?


 * Vakrie: Ah, that would've worked! Banner, why is Loki chained p in your bedroom?


 * Bruce: I didn't do this! The Hulk must've done it!


 * Thor: Now remember, when we introduce ourselves, I'll speak first and say, "Hello, Hela. We are..." And then I'll pause for a second, so we can all collectively say, The Asgardians of the Galaxy!
 * Star-Lord: Woah, woah, woah! Time out!