In The Army

[The episode begins at U.S. Army Induction CTR., All the human legs are on the basement between Ren and Stimpy. They both get covers it up. Ren and Stimpy was scared Ren will read the eye test.]

Ren: This, will, hurt, you. [gulps] [It has the mega shot] Hey! Uhhhh.... [faints, Cuts to Stimpy and Ren walks at Stimpy and hurt his arm] Stimpy, what would he did to my arm? [Arm are having a beating and his bandage too.]

Stimpy: Yeah, I got wax too! [Tongue are having a beating and his bandage as well. [Cuts to Ren and Stimpy. It had a razor and he shaves Stimpy and Ren. Cuts to Uniform Pick-up, Ren and Stimpy comes up and grabs the army clothes to Ren and Stimpy. Ren and Stimpy is the army and put the helmet on.]

Ren: You know, Stimpy, this other business aren't it so bad. I think we found out nit. [Stimpy nods "Yes".] [Ren scratches his back and Stimpy pick his nose.]

Drill Sergeant: ATTEEEEHUT!!! [pants]

Ren: What did he say?

Drill Sergeant: ATTEEEEETWOOO!!! [Ren was angry at Stimpy]

Ren: Excuse me, could you-

Drill Sergeant: Keep bow... HAICE! [Stimpy turns around] AWARRRRDHAR! [Stimpy walks like a soldier and Ren turns around and runs to Stimpy.] Hut, two, three, FOUR! Hut, two, three, FOUR! Hut, two, three, FOUR! KE BOW... PEACE! [Stimpy turns around] AWARD... TURN! [Stimpy walks like a soldier and Ren runs on it] Hut, two, three, HOW! WHO! CARTYYYY... HAW! [Stimpy salutes and Ren stops at him and salutes] REMAIN... COW!!! [Drill Sergeant grabs his tongue at Ren.] CAN'T YOU FOLLOW ORDERS?!? [Drill Sergeant's tongue slams to Ren.] Alright, you two insects. Count me... TWENTY! [Stimpy salutes and doing 20 push-ups.]

Ren: As a rule, I don't mind to have money. Yeah, you got the honest price. [Drill Sergeant squeezes to Ren's hand and grabs a $20. He gets angry that the money was on fire. Cuts to Kitchen at the mess hall. Ren and Stimpy was peeling a bunch of potatoes.]

Stimpy: Hey Ren, I think the sword likes you best. Cause he gave you to most potatoes to peel. [Stimpy was peeling his nose. Ren looks at the viewers. Cuts to Teargas Room.]

Announcer [as the Megaphone]: We could training to me report to Teargas Room, duhhh.

Ren: Teargas Room? [Ren and Stimpy smells like gas and they both disgusted.] Pee-yew! I'll tell you, man. There's gotta be nothing to get in there. [Stimpy nods "no". Ren and Stimpy walks to the right and stops at Drill Sergeant and Drill Sergeant points to left. Ren and Stimpy smiles and goes back to the left. Ren and Stimpy wears a gas mask and goes in the Teargas Room. They got all the stinky cheese in Teargas Room.]

Drill Sergeant [as the megaphone]: REMOVE... MASK! [Ren and Stimpy remove his mask. Ren and Stimpy throws the mask away. Stimpy was sniffing gas and sniffing harder. Stimpy turns green by sadness, he start sobbing twice until... He sprays the water on his eyes crying. Stimpy screams. Stimpy screams loudly was running like a cartoon style. Stimpy was bawling and dashs away crying. Ren took his deep breath and he doesn't crying. Cuts to outside, Stimpy was crying. Ren goes out to the Teargas Room.]

Stimpy: HEY! I thought, you're not crying! [sobs]

Ren: [breath out] I achieve it! They'll hold my breath! Stimpy, You're such a knucklehead. Listen ya moron. I'm smart. You're steupid. I know how to get around it big dopey sarge. Stick with me, kid. I know where I'm going in life. [Tank put the Ren's mouth and goes in. Drill Sergeant was on his tank.]

Drill Sergeant: He BOW... [points to the left] PLUB! [Ren and Stimpy was going in the Teargas Room. Ren was peeling watermelon and Stimpy does that too.]

Stimpy: Happy happy happy, peel peel peel! [Ren and Stimpy was holding his heavy bag. Ren was fall down to the mud. Ren tries to get up with his heavy bag twice but he can't, because this mud was too muddy.]

Ren: [yells] STIMPYYYY!!!!!!! [Stimpy was walking with two heavy bag and Ren too.]

Stimpy: Phew.

Ren: Alright, rest period is over. Let's get a move on. Did you hear me? I said, let's get going! And don't want to anger that big dopey sooo- [Ren saws Drill Sergeant as mud creature. Ren's skin was melting and Ren's skeleton was screaming and also brain popped out, Cuts to Ren was holding two heavy bags and even Drill Sergeant.] Must... breathe, I have had.. [pants] [Ren and Stimpy was so tired and they both stay in bed.] Oh man, my toes are killing me! [Ren and Stimpy put his shoes off and got stinky feet and toes too.] Boy, it sure feels great to get those boots off. [wiggle his toes]

Stimpy: You set it. Goodnight, Ren.

Ren: Goodnight, Stimpy. And now, all I need... is 8 hours... of uninterrupted.. sleeeeep. [Ren close his eyes and go to sleep] [Few seconds later, Ren wakes up panicking during morning horn. Ren goes insane and looks at the bed.] No! No sleep! HEEHEE! No sleep, no bed! [laughs crazily] NO NO NO!! BED BED BED!! [Ren grabs the axe and laughs maniacally. Ren breaks the bed with an axe. He pants and lick his lips.]

Drill Sergeant: PLACES.... TOO!!! [growls to anger, Ren looks at the axe and throws it away.] A WORRRRD.... HUTT!!! Hut, two, three, BOW! Hut, two, three, BOW! [Ren and Stimpy was peeling H-BOMB. Ren was sobbing. Cuts to Ren and Stimpy goes outside. Ren was having a bloodshot eyes. Ren looks around.]

Ren: Psst. Hey, carito. It's so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant. You get it? And he knows it! That's why HE's gonna kill us! So we gotta beat it. Yeah. Before he lets loose the marmosets on us!!! Don't worry little missy, I'll save you! [Ren and Stimpy dashs away and slips to it and stops at Drill Sergeant.]

Drill Sergeant: [growls] [Drill Sergeant was about to squish Ren's arm and waves his Ren's hand proudly] CONGRATULATIONS! You gratuated! You full-fledged tank paratroopers. [Ren and Stimpy was screaming excitedly. Cuts to Ren and Stimpy on the flying machine.]

Ren: Stimpy, I can't believe it! We made it! Not on to use your uniforms and mind as well-taked, we're also a proud members of relate fighting force!

Ren and Stimpy: [Ren and Stimpy are saluted during singing, Airplane was falling two tanks down and parachutes two tanks. [singing] Oh, beautiful for spaceless skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties. Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee! [Fades to black. When the episode ends, that stepping his toes like a soldier four times offscreen.]