Operation: B.U.T.T.

Numbuh 1: Fellow Kids Next Door members, it has been an honor to battle adult tyranny alongside such brave warriors.

Numbuh 3: Oooh, kitten? Did you get me a kitten? Did you? Did you? Did you?

Numbuh 1: (ignoring Numbuh 3) So... it is with a heavy heart that I must RESIGN from the Kids Next Door... effective immediately.

Numbuh 3: Ooh, I know, I know! You brought me a parrot! Oh, they're so cute and wiggly!!

Numbuh 5: (to Numbuh 1) Hold up. So we made you go to the stupid beach. That's not bad enough for you to just quit...

Numbuh 1: This is a private matter, Numbuh 5. I'm sorry.

Numbuh 4: Dude! You can't just quit!

Numbuh 1: Watch me. (leaves)

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(Numbuh 1 decides to quit the Kids Next Door)

Numbuh 4: (to Numbuh 3; teary-eyed) No, you dolt! Numbuh 1 just quit the team! He's not getting you a pony! He's not getting you anything! He's... he's gone! J-A-W-N! Gone! Don't you get it?!

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Numbuh 2: Guys! I found this in Numbuh 1's room! (hands out a letter)

Numbuh 5: Let me see that! (reads the letter) "Leave your team behind or we'll put YOUR BEHIND in the school yearbook!"

Numbuh 4: What does that mean?

Numbuh 5: I have no ide -- (takes out a very interesting photo and had mixed emotions) Oh... oh, oh no...! Is that Nigel's heiny?

Numbuh 2: (looks at the picture) Woow. That is one big butt!

Numbuh 4: Let me see! (takes the picture away and looks) Whoa. Ohohoho! Wow. Wohohohoooo... wow!

Numbuh 3: (stops crying and laughs) Where'd they get a camera that's big enough to capture all that tushie?

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Numbuh 3: (all about Numbuh 1's photo of his butt) That is not going to fit in the yearbook!

Numbuh 2: I say we put a big section in the rear! (everyone except Numbuh 5 laugh) If I were Numbuh 1, I... I would just turn the other cheek! Hahahaha! (waving his butt to Numbuh 5)

Numbuh 5: (desperately trying not to laugh, but then gave in) BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Numbuh 1: (to the DCFDTL) You're despicable.

DCFDTL: Thank you, Nigel.