Inside Plucky Duck

Act One
(The episode begins in the Acme Forest. The camera moves downwards from the top of the trees until it reaches Buster's burrow. It then cuts to a closer view of it as Buster emerges from it)

Buster: "Hiya, Toonsters! Welcome to another half-hour of fun and laughs, with Buster…"

(Buster reaches in and pulls out Plucky dressed like Babs)

Plucky: "And Babs Bunny!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster and Plucky)

Buster and Plucky (simultaneously): "No relation!"

Babs (heard offscreen): "That's my line, you bogus bunny!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as the real Babs walks up to protest)

Buster: "Eh?"

(Plucky grins nervously, then tries to sneak away. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster, who pulls Plucky, now dressed in his normal white tank top, back in by his beak)

Buster: "Plucky, what's the big idea?"

Plucky: "The 'big idea' is, today's script!"

(Plucky pulls out a script book with the words, TINY TOONS on it. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Plucky rants)

Plucky: "I'm not even in this episode. It's an outrage, I tell you!"

(As Plucky continues ranting, the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster and Babs)

Plucky (heard offscreen): "Heads will roll! My lawyer will hear of this!"

(The camera cuts back to the previous view)

Plucky: "Why, I'll…."

Buster: "Freeze it!"

(A bell dings and Plucky freezes in a pose)

Buster: "Thanks. Say, kids, have you ever wondered what makes a selfish bird like Plucky tick?"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster and Babs)

Babs: "Why, no, I can't say it's ever crossed my…"

Buster: "Just say, 'Yes', Babs."

Babs: "Oh, yes."

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster by himself)

Buster: "It's a riddle that has baffled the greatest minds of our time."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Buster lifts the background, revealing Calamity Coyote's laboratory behind it)

Buster: "Including that renowned kid genius, Calamity Coyote!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Calamity's Brain scan-o-meter machine, and moves down as Buster talks, until it reaches him and Calamity. Calamity walks up to him.)

Buster: "Now, thanks to his Acme Brain scan-o-meter, we can enter the head of Plucky Duck and watch his thinking in action!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Babs standing next to mini-submarine)

Babs: "Such as it is."

(Babs, Buster and Calamity walk into the mini-sub. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of the three of them)

Buster: "Okay, Calamity! Miniaturize us!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the mini-sub's control panel as Calamity presses a big, red button. The control panel lights up, then the camera cuts to a view of the Brain-scan-o-meter and zooms out on it as it powers up and zaps the mini-sub, causing it to shrink. The Mini-sub flies away, then the camera cuts to a view of Plucky's feet, moving up to his head as the mini-sub flies towards him, then to a view of the outside of his ear canal as it travels through it. It then cuts to an opposing view inside, focusing on the mini-sub as it travels through it)

Babs: "What's that?"

Buster: "That is the most highly developed nerve impulse in Plucky's body,"

(The mini-sub moves past a nerve that is shaped like a dollar sign)

Buster: "His greed center."

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster, Babs, and Calamity inside the mini-sub. Calamity is wearing what appears to be a viewfinder over his eyes)

Buster: "Continuing our trip through Plucky's brain,"

(The camera cuts to a view of many floating television sets showing Plucky on them, focusing on the mini-sub as it flies past them)

Buster (heard offscreen): "We come to his imagination."

Babs (heard offscreen): "This is where all his dreams and fantasies are stored."

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Calamity inside the mini-sub. a green dome with red stars lights up and dings, and Calamity turns his attention to it. Buster gets off his seat and walks up to the light)

Buster: "We're in luck! Plucky's having one of his embarrassingly egotistical dreams of glory. Monitoring his theme patterns would yield incredible scientific data."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, revealing Babs, who is still sitting in her seat, eating from a tub of popcorn)

Babs: "Or a couple of cheap laughs."

Buster: "Good enough."

(The camera cuts to a view of what looks like a screen, with Plucky as Batduck on it. Calamity, Buster, and Babs park their mini-sub so they can watch. Many other mini-subs are parked to watch as well. The camera zooms in on the screen, and the screen fades to black)

Bat's All Folks! Part 1
(The title card is shown, which shows the Batduck signal shining over the city. The screen fades to black, then to a view inside the Duck cave, moving from the left side of the screen to the right, until it reaches Plucky and zooms in on him.)

Plucky (voiceover): "Years ago, I, millionaire, Spruce Vain, swore to spend my life fighting crime. To wipe out the weed of evil."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky, who is dressed in a lab coat and mixing some chemicals in a beaker)

Plucky (voiceover): "That was choking the light from Acme Acres. To rip out the foul, festering, fetid tumor of filth, that was…"

Plucky (as he tosses his stirring stick aside): "Do you mind? I just ate!"

Plucky's voiceover: "Eh, sorry. I studied science and 'criminology'."

(Plucky pours a chemical from a test tube into the beaker. The chemical explodes., leaving a hole in the table and appearing to have beheaded Plucky. However, Plucky pokes his head out of his lab coat. The screen then transitions to a view of Plucky in the gym, about to lift a really heavy dumbbell)

Plucky (voiceover): "I trained my body to perform feats of super human strength."

(Plucky successfully lifts the dumbbell in a muscular pose, then the two weights fall and crash down onto his feet)

Plucky: "Ooch!"

(The screen transitions to a view outside Plucky's mansion, and the camera moves upwards)

Plucky (voiceover): "At last, I was nearly ready to begin my quest. Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot,"

(The camera cuts to a view inside Plucky's mansion, and moves downwards until it reaches Plucky, who is sitting in a chair)

Plucky (voiceover): "I must disguise myself as something fearful to strike terror into their hearts."

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky, who is dressed in a robe, sitting in his chair)

Plucky (voiceover): "Something gruesome, something hideous,"

Plucky: "Something I could mass market on a T-shirt and make a whole lot of money!"

(Plucky reaches and pulls out a book that says, WONDERFUL WORLD OF ANIMALS. He looks through the book)

Plucky: "Let's see, a Spider? No, that's taken." (As he flips through the pages) "A Warthog? Platypus? Mutant Ninja Tortoise?"

(A Bat flies over Plucky)

Plucky: "Yecch. A Zebu? An Arc wolf?" (as he swats at The Bat) "Go on, scram!" (after The Bat flies away) "How's a duck supposed to get any thinking done around here? Hey! A Duck!" (As The Bat returns with a baseball bat) "Nah, too obvious."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of The Bat as it uses the baseball bat to hit Plucky on the head, also breaking it in half as a result. It then cuts to a zoomed-out view as Plucky is unconscious, with the Batman Logo spinning around his head. He soon regains consciousness)

Plucky: "That's it!" (As The Bat flies away) "I shall become…"

(Plucky leaves, then returns, dressed in a baseball bat costume. The costume says, SLUGGER)

Plucky: "A bat!" (As he looks at his costume) "Needs work."

(The screen transitions to a view outside a building, and the camera moves up as Plucky's voiceover narrates)

Plucky (voiceover): "My costume and fighting techniques underwent a period of refinement."

(The camera cuts to a view of a Criminal slicing a hole in a window. Plucky, dressed in a grey and blue Batman costume with a long cape, lands next to him)

Plucky: "Aha!"

(The Criminal blows at Plucky, pushing him off the building)

Plucky: "You criminal scum."

(Plucky falls and crashes as The Criminal finishes slicing a hole in the window. The screen then transitions to a view inside a club, where various criminals, led by a Man with a Star For a Head, are beating people up)

Plucky (voiceover): "Next, I shortened my cape, and invested in some cool sound effects."

(A theme similar to the one from the Batman cartoon from 1968 plays, and various criminals fly offscreen as the words, POW!, BAM!, and ZOK appear onscreen. The camera then cuts to a view of Plucky, dressed in a grey and blue Batman costume as he runs onstage, then to a view of the Man With a Star For a Head as he approaches him. Plucky punches his head and the word, KAPOW! appears next to him, staying there)

Plucky (voiceover): "But that, too, had its drawbacks."

(The Man With a Star For a Head takes the "P" from KAPOW! and uses it to whack Plucky in the head. The screen then transitions to a view of the city, and the camera focuses on Plucky's silhouette as he runs across the buildings)

Plucky (voiceover): "Seeking to project a more threatening image,"

(Plucky freezes as lightning flashes and thunder crashes. The camera then cuts to a view of a Criminal holding a gun as Plucky, dressed in a more muscular grey and blue Batman costume, lands next to him)

Plucky (voiceover): "I tried out this little number."

Plucky: "Take your best shot, punk!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of The Criminal as he tosses his gun aside and pulls out a needle. It then cuts back to the previous view as The Criminal pokes the costume with the needle, revealing it was inflatable. He then runs away as Plucky's costume deflates)

Plucky: "And the worst part is, it's a rental!"

(The screen transitions to a view inside the Duck Cave as Plucky, dressed in a grey and black Batman costume, jumps in)

Plucky: "Ta-da! At last, I have perfected my Batduck costume! Now all I needed was…"

(The camera moves quickly from the left side of the screen to the right, revealing Hamton dressed in an outfit resembling Robin's, but with a big bullseye on the front of the shirt)

Plucky (heard offscreen): "A sidekick!" (As he runs up to Hamton) "Someone I can train, someone I can nurture," (As he pokes the Bullseye on Hamton's shirt) "Someone who can wear a bright red uniform and draw all the fire! Uh, uh, attention!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Hamton looking at Plucky)

Plucky: "So what do you say, Decoy, the Pig Hostage?"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view)

Hamton: "I take it there's little point in discussing retirement benefits?"

(The screen transitions to a view inside Plucky's study as the camera moves from the left side of the screen to the right. Plucky is reading a book, and Hamton is reading a newspaper)

Plucky (voiceover): "Our secret identities were known only to our trusted aid and confidant, Alfmyra, the Upstairs Maid."

(The camera stops when it reaches Elmyra, who is dressed in a maid's outfit, dusting a suit of Knight's armor. The phone rings, and Elmyra walks up to it)

Plucky (voiceover, louder as the phone continues ringing, but Elmyra is too stupid to answer it, instead dusting it): "Loyal Alfmyra, ever ready to help us answer the call to action!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the newspaper Plucky is reading, entitled, DAILY DIRT. He pulls it away, revealing his face)

Plucky: "Uh, Ahem."

(The camera cuts back to Elmyra, who doesn't answer the phone, which is still ringing, but instead picks it up and dusts underneath it)

Plucky: "Uh, Ahem!"

(The camera cuts back to Plucky)

Plucky: "Uh, Ahem!"

(Elmyra runs up to Plucky)

Elmyra: "You should do something about that cough."

Plucky (as he reaches offscreen and pulls in the phone, which is still ringing): "ANSWER THE PHONE!"

Elmyra: "All right!"

(Elmyra answers the phone and walks offscreen. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-out view)

Elmyra: "Hello? You've reached the secret lair of Batduck," (As Plucky panics) "Also known as millionaire, Spruce…"

Plucky (as he snatches the phone) "Give me that! Be a good kid and dust the atomic reactor, will you?"

Elmyra: "Okay."

Plucky (as Elmyra walks away): "And test all the buttons."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view as Plucky is talking on the phone)

Plucky: "Yes, commissioner?"

(The Commissioner mumbles through the phone)

Plucky: "You say there's a break-in at the Museum of Really Silly Props?"

(The Commissioner continues mumbling through the phone)

Plucky: "We're on our way!"

(Plucky runs offscreen. The camera then cuts to a view of Hamton as Plucky runs up to him)

Plucky: "Quick, Decoy! To the Duck Cave!"

(Plucky and Hamton run offscreen. The camera then cuts to a set of doors marked, DUCK POLES, and zooms out on them as they open. Plucky and Hamton run through the doorway, and fall down screaming when they realize the poles aren't there for them to slide down. The camera then cuts to an opposing view as Elmyra walks up to the doorway)

Elmyra: "Oh, by the way, I sent the poles out to be waxed!"

(Plucky and Hamton crash to the ground. The camera cuts to a view of them, dressed in their Batduck and Decoy costumes, as stars spin above their heads)

Plucky: "Remind me to fire her."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view and focuses on Plucky and Hamton as they run to the BatduckMobile. It then cuts to a view of them inside it)

Plucky: Thanks to the fortune I made selling Batduck T-shirts," (As he holds a Batduck T-shirt up to the camera) "Only $29.99, kids! Bug your folks for one!"

(The phone number, 5-555-555-5555 appears onscreen next to parodies of the Mastercard and Visa Logos, the latter of which is named VIZA. The words, OPERATORS STANDING BY are under the phone number)

Plucky (as he tosses the T-shirt aside): "I can afford state-of-the-art crime-fighting vehicles like this pup here! Activate the engines!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the control panel as Hamton puts a quarter in the coin slot, causing the BatduckMobile to roar into life. It then cuts to a view of Plucky behind the wheel)

Plucky: "Let's peel bat rubber, baby!"

(The camera cuts to an overhead view of the Duck Cave as the BatduckMobile starts up, focusing on it as it drives into a wall and crashes through it. It then cuts to what looks like a first-person view of the BatduckMobile driving down the road, then zooms out to reveal that it is really Hamton playing a video game on the TV screen. The camera then cuts to an opposing view of Hamton and Plucky)

Plucky: "Ah, grow up, Decoy!" (As he honks the horn) "Come on, move it!"

(The camera cuts to a view outside the BatduckMobile and zooms out on it, revealing it is stuck in slow-moving traffic. All the cars and trucks honk their horns, and the screen fades to black. The camera then cuts to an overhead view of the City, moving upwards until it reaches Plucky, resting atop a building)

Plucky (voiceover): "We made our way to a rooftop joining the Acme Acres Museum of Really Silly Props."

(The camera cuts to a view of two Thugs)

Plucky (heard offscreen): "There are two hoods on guard down there, Decoy."

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky and Hamton standing atop the rooftop. Plucky pulls out a grappling gun and fires it, then the camera cuts to an opposing view as the plunger, tethered to a rope, flies towards the rooftop of the Acme Acres Museum of really ceiling props, followed by a closer view as the plunger latches to the chimney and the rope hangs above the two Thugs. It then cuts back to Plucky and Hamton)

Plucky: "So hows about you swing down there," (as he pulls out a grenade and removes the pin) "And take them out with this Bat Boomer?"

(Plucky hands the ticking grenade to a rather nervous Hamton, who is holding the rope in his right hand. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-out view)

Plucky: "Now, now, Boomer's a chicken, off with you!"

(Plucky slaps Hamton, causing him to fall off the building. He then sneaks away, and the camera cuts to a view of him in a shadowy corridor)

Plucky: "I'll sneak around and cover you from the all-concealing shadows, where it's safe."

(The camera cuts to a view of Hamton, focusing on him as he swings across the rope, screaming, until he slams into the building and drops the grenade. It then cuts to a view of the two thugs as the grenade lands next to them and Hamton slides down and lands next to them)

Thug #1: "Look, it is Decoy, the Pig Hostage."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of The Thugs as Thug #1 picks up Hamton by his cape and Thug #2 picks up the grenade)

Thug #1: "We must bring him inside."

Thug #2: "What is this thing?"

Thug #1: "Who cares? Just toss it over into the all-concealing shadows."

(Thug #1 walks away. Thug #2 tosses the grenade and follows him. The camera cuts back to Plucky hiding in the corridor as the grenade lands in it and he stares in shock as it explodes on him. He loses consciousness, and stars circle over his head)

Plucky (wearily): "You, scummy, criminal, scum. Scummy."

(Plucky groans and falls over. He then appears onscreen, looking completely unharmed)

Plucky: "Hey, kids! Don't touch that Batduck dial! I'll be right back after these messages-es-es."

(Plucky ducks down, and the screen fades to black, ending Act One)

Act Two/Bat's All Folks! Part 2
(The second act begins with an underhead view of a glass screen)

Announcer: "When we last left Batduck, he was plummeting to the rescue."

(Plucky falls and breaks through the glass screen. The camera cuts to a view of a spotlight as he lands in it)

Plucky: "Who, what, where?"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky. The lights suddenly flash, revealing Hamton tied to a chair)

Plucky: "Decoy!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Hamton, zooming further in on him)

Plucky: "Captured? It's an underworld trap!"

(The camera cuts to a close-up of Plucky's face)

Plucky: "All right, you disgusting dreads of society,"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view)

Plucky: "Show yourselves!"

(The lights turn on, revealing the villains surrounding Plucky a la The Great Piggy Bank Robbery. Plucky gasps, then the camera cuts to a view of Jackster, a Donkey parody of The Joker)

Plucky: "Eh, eh, Jackster!"

(The camera moves over to The Puffin, a Puffin parody of The Penguin, who is smoking a cigar)

Plucky: "The Puffin!"

(The camera moves over to Question Mark, a parody of The Riddler, who is laughing while surrounded by question marks)

Plucky: "Question Mark!"

(The camera moves over to Polecat Woman, a parody of Catwoman, who is laying in a cat bed, playing with a ball of yarn)

Plucky: "Polecat Woman!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky)

Plucky: "What's your scheme, you warped, twisted, sediment of the chocolate milk of life?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Jackster)

Jackster: "Simple, Dork Knight. Once we rub you ought, everyone will buy our t-shirts!" (As he pulls out a T-Shirt) "Only $29.99!"

(The camera cuts back to Plucky, who is in a state of shock)

Plucky: "You fiends!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Plucky looking at the other villains)

Plucky: "There's only one thing to do in this situation!"

(Plucky turns around and grabs Hamton, then runs away, carrying him)

Plucky: "Run!"

(The camera cuts to a view of a giant novelty stamp, and as Plucky appears onscreen, dragging Hamton, it focuses on him as he runs past more oversized objects. It then cuts to a view of a giant bowling ball as he and Hamton go inside it. The Puffin follows them and goes inside the giant bowling ball as well. Plucky then emerges from the top, then the camera cuts to a view of the top of the bowling ball. He jogs atop it, causing it to roll. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he rolls the bowling ball down the lane, then to an opposing view of some bowling pins as he rolls it into them, getting a perfect strike. The camera then cuts to a view of him atop the bowling ball)

Plucky: "Great! Ha ha! How's them apples?"

(The giant mechanism from the lane appears and smacks Plucky from behind. The camera cuts to a view of some giants toys as Plucky flies right past them, then to a view of a spotlight as he lands in it)

Plucky: "Actually, them apples are rather sour."

(Question Mark appears, holding a mallet in his right hand and laughing. Plucky stares in shock)

Question Mark: "How can you tell if an elephant's been in your bed, Duck Knight?"

Plucky: "African elephant or Indian?"

Question Mark: "Gee, I don't know."

(Plucky uses an extendable boxing glove from his utility belt to punch Question Mark)

Jackster (heard offscreen): "Heh, cute gag, Duck-o."

(Plucky stares in shock. The camera then cuts to a view of Jackster in front of some giant dominoes, a giant baby bottle, and a giant baby doll)

Jackster: "Got one of my own."

(Jackster uses his squirting flower, revealing it squirts acid, which explodes into a green cloud of dust)

Jackster: "Smell the flower?"

(Jackster fires his acid-squirting flower at Plucky. The camera cuts to a view of him as he ducks out of the way)

Plucky: "Ha!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Jackster as Plucky walks up to him and punches him in the face, then to a zoomed-out view as Jackster flies across the room. It then cuts back to Plucky)

Plucky: "Jackster, you fool, you! Always pulling that corny 'squirting flower' gag." (He clicks his tongue) "Hey, Decoy, did you see the way I Batducked that, um… oh… ooh... uh…"

(The camera zooms out, revealing a singed Hamton standing next to Plucky)

Plucky: "Ugh! No time to stand around looking pained, Pig hostage! I have to wrap up this case."

(Plucky walks away. The camera then cuts to a close-up of his utility belt, revealing several pouches, saying DUCK CUFF, DUCK-A-RANG, DUCK SOUP, and DUCK OFF. The DUCK-A-RANG pouch is open, and he pulls out boomerang shaped like the Batman logo. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he tosses it, then to a view of a giant domino as the boomerang hits it, knocking it over. It then moves to the left side of the screen as the domino starts a chain reaction by knocking over the other dominoes, then cuts to an overhead view as the falling dominoes form a shape that resembles the Batman logo. It then cuts to a view of more dominoes as one of them knocks over a flashlight, which then knocks over a soda bottle. The camera cuts to a view of the soda bottle and moves to the left side of the screen as the soda bottle knocks over a milkshake glass, which knocks over a milk carton, which knocks over a baby bottle, which knocks over a baby doll. The camera then cuts to a view of the villains as Polecat Woman and Question Mark stare in shock, then to a zoomed-out view as the giant baby doll flattens them. The police siren sounds, and the camera cuts to a view of Plucky and Hamton)

Plucky: "That'll be The Commissioner to escort you criminal scum to jail. But for now,"

(The camera cuts to a view of a window as Plucky kicks it open. As Plucky is talking, he picks up Hamton and tosses him out the window. Hamton screams as he falls)

Plucky: "The heroic Duck Knight and his laughing young daredevil companion, must melt back into the shadows, from whence they came."

(Plucky jumps down. The camera cuts to an overhead view of the buildings as he and Hamton fall, zooming in, then it cuts to a view of Plucky and Hamton falling as Hamton stares in shock and screams. It then cuts to an underhead view as they continue falling, then back to the view of them as Hamton continues screaming)

Plucky: "Calm yourself, Decoy. I have everything well in hand."

(Plucky reaches into his utility belt and pulls out a handsaw, which he tosses aside)

Plucky (as he pulls out a sink and Hamton continues screaming): "Now, where'd I put that old bat grappling iron?"

(Plucky tosses the sink aside and pulls out a mallet)

Plucky: "Grappling iron, grappling iron, now where the heck could that be?"

(Plucky tosses the mallet aside and pulls out a pair of Groucho Marx-esque glasses with the Batman logo in the lenses. The camera then cuts to an overhead view of the buildings and zooms in on them in a clockwise rotation, then it cuts back to Plucky and Hamton as Plucky pulls out a mechanical backscratcher)

Plucky: "Gee, what do you suppose this thing does?"

(Hamton continues screaming as Plucky tosses the backscratcher aside. The camera cuts to an overhead view of the road and zooms in on it in a counter-clockwise rotation, then it cuts back to Plucky and Hamton as Plucky finally pulls out the grappling gun)

Plucky: "Ah! here it is!"

(Plucky fires the grappling gun upwards. The camera cuts to a view of the building and zooms out on it as the plunger is fired upwards, then it cuts to a view of a gargoyle perched atop the building as the plunger latches onto its nose. It then cuts to a view of Plucky and Hamton, focusing on them as they stop just in time to avoid hitting the road)

Plucky: "Ta-da!"

(A bus rams into Plucky and Hamton, and stars fill up the screen. The camera then cuts to a view of Elmyra, revealing she is driving the bus)

Elmyra: "Coming soon, another thrilling adventure of Batduck!"

(The camera zooms out, revealing Plucky and Hamton on the grill of the bus)

Plucky: "I really gotta fire her. Oooh!"

(The screen irises out on them, ending Act Two)

Act Three
(The third act begins with a view inside Plucky's mind. The camera focuses on the mini-sub as it travels through it. It then cuts to a view inside the mini-sub)

Buster: "Delving deeper into the mind of Plucky Duck, we find his Jealous Side."

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky's Jealous Side as the mini-sub flies past it)

Plucky's Jealous Side: "Eh, your ship isn't so great! I have one ten times bigger, with a TV, and a hot tub! Nyah!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the mini-sub and focuses on it as it travels further through Plucky's mind)

Buster: "His Competitive Side."

(The mini-sub flies past Plucky's Competitive Side, who is revealed to be dressed in a headband and running shorts)

Plucky's Competitive Side: "Hey, wanna race? Wanna race?" (As the mini-sub flies away) "Cheaters! Cheaters!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Babs looking out the window)

Babs: "What's that totally unexplored region way down there?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky's mind as the mini-sub dives further down)

Buster (heard offscreen): "Well, there's something you don't see too often;"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky's Humble Side)

Buster (heard offscreen): "His Humble Side."

(The mini-sub flies past Plucky's Humble Side as Plucky's Jealous and Competitive Sides corner it)

Buster (heard offscreen): "And when they all get together, look out!"

(Plucky's Jealous and Competitive Sides beat up Plucky's Humble Side. The camera focuses on the mini-sub as it flies away from them, then the screen fades to black)

Wild Takes Class
(The title card is shown, which shows Plucky with his eyes bugging out from a distance. The screen fades to black, then to a view outside Acme Looniversity. The camera then cuts to a view of the billboard as Li'l Sneezer, a Condor student with glasses, and Furrball look at it. On the billboard are a sign saying, CLASS PICTURES TODAY, a bumper sticker saying, I ❤ WB, and a note saying, FOUND next to an apple core. The camera moves over to the door of Basic Wild Takes class, where Bugs Bunny's silhouette can be seen through the window)

Bugs: "N-now, pay attention, class."

(The camera cuts to a view of Bugs inside the classroom)

Bugs: "This wild takes stuff is serious business. You gotta learn the basics if you want to be a star like me."

(Bugs chuckles. The camera moves to the left side of the screen, past Concord Condor, Little Beeper, Hamton, Furrball (who is playing with a ball of yarn, which he hides under his desk even though earlier he was outside looking at the billboard), Buster (who is writing in his notebook), and an unimpressed Plucky. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of him)

Plucky: "Yeesh! That rabbit's got an ego the size of Montana, and I don't mean Max!"

Buster (as he appears onscreen): "Shhh! I wanna hear this!"

Plucky (as Buster leaves): "You would. Teacher's pet."

(The camera cuts to a view of Bugs)

Bugs: "As you know, a wild take is how we toons express…" (as he demonstrates by staring in shock) "Surprise," (as he scratches his head) "Confusion," (As he makes several poses, concluding with a muscular one) "Anger,"

(Bugs turns red and catches fire, then disintegrates into a pile of ashes. He then rises from the ash pile and takes a bow)

Bugs: "And a whole bunch of other feelings!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Plucky. Buster is writing Bugs' demonstration in his notebook)

Plucky: "You call 'those' takes?"

(The camera cuts to a view of a machine with the WB logo and moves downwards as Bugs walks up to it)

Bugs: "Now, I'll demonstrate a few key takes with the help of this ACME take-o-promptor. Let's start with the Avery Oogah."

(Bugs presses a button on the machine. The machine then pulls out a picture of a female rabbit and Bugs stares in a lovestruck state, with his eyes greatly expanded. He then pushes the giant eyes aside)

Bugs: "Next,"

(The camera cuts to a close-up of Bugs)

Bugs: "The Friz Frizzle."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Bugs pulls a lever, causing the screen to shake. It then cuts to a view of the antennae at the top of the machine as they roar into life and zap bolts of electricity, then back to the previous view as they shock Bugs turning his fur ash grey. He then unzips the ash grey fur and holds it in his hand)

Bugs: "Amazing, ain't it?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky, who gets out of his desk)

Plucky: "Ha!"

(Plucky is now holding a carrot in his left hand and uses his right hand as a pair of ears)

Plucky (imitating Bugs) "Eh, I'm Bugs Bunny. Eh…"

(Buster, who is not amused, walks up to Plucky and hits him on the head with his notebook. He then walks away)

Plucky: "Eh, oooh…."

(Plucky rises up. The camera then cuts to a close-up of Bugs)

Bugs: "And who could forget the Chuck out of Luck Pathetic Eye routine?"

(A shadow appears over Bugs. He then stares in dismay and the camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he ducks and opens an umbrella, and a giant ACME safe falls on top of him. He opens the safe and jumps out, looking completely unharmed)

Bugs: "Ta-da!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Bugs as the bell rings and he looks at his watch)

Bugs: "Oops, that's all, folks." (As Concord, Furrball, Calamity, a Pink Chicken, Buster, and Plucky walk past him) "Remember to practice your eye pops; we got a pop quiz next week."

(Bugs walks away. The camera cuts to a view of the hallway, focusing on Buster and Plucky as they walk past Little Beeper, the Pink Chicken, and a dog student)

Buster: "Now, there's a teacher who makes learning fun!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky by himself. He tries to imitate Bugs' wild takes in a spiteful tone)

Plucky: "Eh, that's kid's stuff.

(The camera cuts to a view of the door to the Advanced Wild Takes class. Daffy's silhouette can be seen in the window)

Daffy: "Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Now get a load of this one."

(Daffy holds up a lit bomb and it explodes in his face. The camera moves downwards to Buster and Plucky)

Plucky: "Now, Daffy Duck, there's a take master!"

Buster: "But Daffy teaches the Advanced class."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Buster and Plucky together)

Plucky: "That's right, and I've been practicing some of his extreme takes on the sly."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out opposing view of Buster and Plucky)

Buster: "Plucky, I don't think that's a good idea." (as Plucky slyly points at him) "Remember, Bugs said we had to learn the basics."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in opposing view of Plucky by himself)

Plucky: "'Bugs said, Bugs said,' You can take orders from some dumb bunny,"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Plucky and Buster together)

Plucky: "But me, I'm gonna do this!"

(Plucky stares in shock, with a big toothy grin)

Plucky: "And this!"

(As he stares in shock again, with his head and limbs detached from his body. The camera cuts back to the previous view)

Plucky: "And the grand finale, the Clampett Corneal Catastrophe!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Plucky as he bugs his eyes out, ending up turning himself into a giant eyeball with legs. Buster walks up to him)

Buster: "Hey, very impressive, Plucky!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster by himself)

Buster: "Not to mention, slightly nauseating. Do you mind?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky as a giant eyeball)

Plucky: "Oh, sure. That should show you anything that Bugs can do, I can do better!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Buster and Plucky as a giant eyeball. It focuses on Plucky as he walks away)

Plucky: "After all, you don't have to... be a genius to do a take… like this!"

Buster (as he walks up to Plucky): "But you may have to be a genius to get out of it! Are you stuck?"

Plucky: "No, no. I'm just resting, really."

(The camera focuses on Plucky as he walks away, but Buster follows him. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster)

Buster: "You are stuck! Maybe if I pull this eyelash…"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Buster pulls on Plucky's eyelash)

Plucky: "Ow ow ow ow ow!"

(The camera focuses on Plucky as he is launched backwards into a wall upon Buster's removal of his eyelash. Unfortunately, to no effect, as he is still a giant eyeball. Buster walks up to him)

Plucky: "Stupid rabbit, forcing me to do those dumb takes! This is all your fault!"

Buster: "Yeah, right."

(The screen fades to black. It then fades to the next scene, which takes place outside Acme Looniversity, starting with a view of the bell tower. The camera moves downwards until it reaches the Nurse's office, then zooms in on it. The screen then transitions to a view of some medical tools sitting on a tray. Elmyra picks up a scalpel, then a camera cuts to a view of her using the scalpel. Sinister music plays, implying she is going to use it on a helpless animal, but then the camera moves downwards to reveal several sheets of paper, and that she is using the scalpel to make a paper doll of a rabbit. When she finishes, the camera moves back up as she unfolds the paper doll. A knocking sound is heard, and she tosses the paper doll aside)

Elmyra: "Gracious! What's that?"

(The camera cuts to a view of the doorway, which Buster is trying to push Plucky through)

Elmyra (heard offscreen): "Wow!"

Plucky: "Quit shoving!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view outside the nurse's office as Buster continues to try to push Plucky through the doorway)

Buster: "Hang on, we're almost there."

(Buster runs offscreen. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he runs a distance from the doorway, then turns around and charges towards it. It then cuts to an opposing view of him running, followed by an opposing view of the doorway as he runs into Plucky, pushing him through. The camera then cuts to a view inside the nurse's office, focusing on Plucky as he bounces around the room, then to a view of Elmyra, still holding the scalpel. She looks around as Plucky's bouncing is heard, then the camera cuts back to Plucky as he continues bouncing around the room. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Elmyra as she looks in shock and covers her face, still holding the scalpel. a shine appears on the scalpel to indicate its sharpness, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Plucky stops himself just in time to avoid falling into the scalpel and literally poking himself out)

Plucky: "Oooh!"

(Plucky falls to the floor and bounces)

Elmyra: "Oooh!" (As she pats Plucky) "What a pretty eyeball!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster)

Buster: "Plucky got stuck in a wild take. Can you help him?"

(Elmyra reaches from offscreen and grabs Plucky. The camera then cuts to a view of her as she hugs him)

Elmyra: "I'll hug him and cuddle him back to his old, sweet self!"

(Plucky groans in pain. The camera then cuts to a view of Buster as he looks through a book called "Cartoon Trauma")

Buster: "According to Cartoon Trauma, wild takes go away when the take-ee calms down)

Plucky (heard offscreen): "Let me go, you little moron!"

Buster: "This could take a while."

(The screen transitions to a view outside the Nurse's office. The camera focuses on Buster as he rolls Plucky across the sidewalk)

Plucky: "This is humiliating!"

Buster: "You're supposed to stay calm, remember?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster as he continues rolling Plucky)

Plucky: "Wait a sec, Buster, I've got something in my eye!"

(Buster stops. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Plucky stands up, revealing Dizzy Devil stuck to his eye. Buster pulls Dizzy off)

Buster: "Sorry."

Dizzy: "Oooh, me got eye strain."

(Dizzy walks away)

Plucky: "You got eye strain?"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster and Plucky together)

Babs (heard offscreen): "Oh, Buster!"

Plucky: "Oh, great. Babs. Now I'll never hear the end of this!"

Buster: "Just act normal."

Plucky: "Easy for you to say."

(The camera cuts to a view of Babs and focuses on her as she runs towards Buster and Plucky. When she passes by them, Buster is jumping on Plucky like a trampoline)

Babs: "Hey, Buster, are you ready for…"

(Babs stops and looks at Plucky)

Babs: "What is that?"

Plucky: "Didn't your Mom tell you it's not polite to point?"

(Plucky stands up after Buster jumps into the air. Buster lands on the ground as Babs pokes Plucky)

Babs: "Plucky?"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Babs as she laughs)

Babs (laughing): "You got stuck in the Clampett Corneal Catastrophe!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Buster, Babs, and Plucky together)

Plucky: "Big deal! What of it?"

Babs: "Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes?"

(Babs continues laughing. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of her)

Babs: "Hey, don't get bent out of shape about it!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster)

Buster: "Aw, come on, Babs. Plucky's had a hard day."

(The camera cuts to a view of Babs and Plucky together)

Babs: "Sorry, Plucky." (as she forms both her eyes into one big one) "'Eye' can't help myself!"

(Babs continues laughing as Buster runs up to her and Plucky)

Buster: "You had something to say?"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Babs)

Babs: "Oh, yeah. I just wanted to remind you guys today's the day when they take our… class picture!"

(Babs continues laughing. The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Plucky together. Needless to say, Plucky is not happy. It then cuts to a view of Babs from a distance as she walks away, then back to Buster and Plucky)

Plucky: "That's it! I'm going home!"

(Plucky walks away. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Buster)

Buster: "But you can't miss the class picture!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Buster looks at Plucky)

Plucky: "What? Like this?"

(The camera cuts to a side view as Plucky leans at Buster)

Buster: "Think of it like a bad haircut. The yearbook won't be the same without you!"

Plucky: "No way! I'm gonna bounce home and forget this day ever happened!"

(Plucky tries to walk away, but Buster jumps at him and grabs his legs)

Plucky: "Now, let go!"

Buster: "But Plucky!"

(Plucky bounces away, dragging Buster along. The camera cuts to a side view of him, focusing on him as he tries to get Buster away from him)

Plucky: "Let go!"

(Buster lets go of Plucky. However, Plucky loses his balance and falls)

Plucky: "Whoa!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the forest as Plucky bounces along the path)

Plucky: "Help! Buster!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster)

Buster: "Hang on!"

(Buster runs after Plucky. The camera then cuts to a view of Plucky, focusing on him as he bounces down the hill. Buster catches up to him and grabs his leg, then Plucky continues bouncing down the hill. The camera then cuts to a view outside Acme Looniversity as Plucky continues bouncing, then to a view inside the Teacher's Lounge. Bugs and Daffy are holding coffee mugs and Bugs is stirring his coffee with a carrot)

Bugs: "Eh, did you ever have the feeling you was being watched?"

(As Bugs says this, Plucky and Buster can be seen outside the window. Plucky continues bouncing and dragging Buster along, then they crash through the window. Daffy shrugs and nods his head, 'No', and then he drinks his coffee as Bugs eats his carrot. The camera then cuts to a view of Buster and Plucky, focusing on them as they bounce out of the Teacher's Lounge, through the hallway, and down the stairs)

Buster & Plucky: "Whoa! Whoa!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Pete Puma, focusing on him as he polishes the floors with a buffer. When he goes offscreen, Buster and Plucky bounce down the stairs, and the camera focuses on them as they spin across the hallway)

Buster & Plucky: "Whoa!"

(The camera cuts to a view inside the auditorium and zooms out as The Photographer is about to take a picture of Monty, Furrball, Dizzy, Calamity, Concord, Hamton, and Fifi. It then cuts to an opposing view of The Photographer)

The Photographer: "Okay, everybody smile."

(The camera cuts to a view of Monty, Furrball, Dizzy, Calamity, Concord, Hamton, and Fifi as they all smile. Buster and Plucky can be heard screaming from a distance, then the camera cuts to a view of the doors as they burst through them, focusing on them as they bounce around the room, eventually cutting in front of Monty, Furrball, Dizzy, Calamity, Concord, Hamton, and Fifi just as The Photographer takes their picture. When the flash clears, the camera cuts to a view of Buster and Plucky as the latter turns back into his normal self. They both fall, and the camera moves down to them. It then focuses on Plucky as he stands back up)

Plucky: "Hey! I'm back to normal! Buster, look! You okay?"

(The camera moves back down to Buster)

Buster (sarcastically): "Sure, never better."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky by himself)

Plucky: "I told you I could pull off that take! Nothing to it!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Plucky together)

Buster: "Yeah, right. Well, you're okay now. I guess that's what matters."

(Buster walks away. Plucky starts to feel guilty, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him)

Plucky: "Uh, wait a minute, Buster. Look, I was, uh, I was kind of a…"

Buster (as he walks in): "Jerk?"

Plucky: "Yeah, and, uh, well, I just wanted to say that I'm, uh, I'm…"

Buster: "Sorry?"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky)

Plucky: "Right. And if I ever call you 'Teacher's Pet' again,"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster by himself)

Buster: "I can saw off your legs and use you for a pillow stuffing?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Plucky together)

Plucky: "Well, don't put words in my mouth!"

(The camera cuts to a view of The Photographer)

The Photographer: "Aww, this will make a great picture for the yearbook! Smile!"

(The Photographer moves behind his camera, preparing to take Buster's picture. The camera cuts to a view of Buster posing for his picture, but Plucky butts in and poses. The photographer takes the picture, then the camera zooms out, revealing the picture to be in the Acme Looniversity yearbook)

Epilogue
(The epilogue begins where the ending to Wild Takes Class left off. The Mini-sub breaks through the picture in the page of the Acme Looniversity Yearbook. The camera then cuts to a view inside Plucky's mind, focusing on the Mini-sub as it travels through it. It then cuts to a view of Plucky, still frozen in his pose from the prologue, and zooms out on him as the Mini-sub flies out of him. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-out view as The Mini-sub lands and grows back to its original size, followed by a view of Buster and Babs inside the Mini-sub)

Buster: "And that's our trip through the mind of Plucky Duck! Calamity?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Calamity as he presses a red button on the control panel. It then cuts to a view of Plucky as he unfreezes from his pose and tosses the script to the ground)

Plucky: "…Sue the pants off you! And another thing…"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster, Babs, and Plucky together. Buster and Babs walk away."

Plucky: "Hey! Where you going?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Babs together)

Buster: "Show's over, Plucky."

Babs: "Bye!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky)

Plucky: "What? So soon?"

(The words, THE END appear onscreen behind Plucky as the Tiny Toon Adventures theme song plays in the background)

Plucky: "Great. Another show and all I got was a crummy walk-on. My agent will hear of this!"

Elmyra (as she appears onscreen): "You rang?"

Plucky (as he turns around to look at Elmyra): "Remind me to fire her, will you?"

(The screen fades to black, and the credits roll)