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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] [ALL LAUGHING] Oh, man. I mean, when you And then And then the other guy The look on his face. Oh. - Are you serious? - Ha-ha-ha-ha. Oh, dude, we gotta do that again. Ha-ha-ha-ha. - Yeah. - Where have you guys been? We've been having a bro weekend. More like a ALL [SINGING]: Brocation Let me get some. Whoo! - Passing it on, baby. - Work it, work it, work it out. So, what did you do on this "cation" of the bros? Sorry, Star, but what happens on brocation, stays on brocation. I will say it was bro-some. Super bro-some. Man, it was bro-mazing. Wow, you must be sick of each other by now. - I am. - No way, mama. Nothing's better than a few bros just bro-ing out. Which reminds me. [SQUEAKS] ALL: Come on, bros, it's bath time. [HUMMING] Whoo! Whoo! [HUMMING] Whoo! Whoo! [ALARM WAILING] Crime alert. Dr. Light is loose in Jump City. There's no time to spare. Sounds like we better take the bro-train. All aboard! [IMITATING TRAIN CHUGGING] ALL: Whoo, whoo! [IMITATING TRAIN CHUGGING] CYBORG, BEAST BOY & ROBIN: Whoo, whoo! Okay, I can't deal with that. I'll meet you guys over there. Agreed. Oh, man. I am so amped to smash Dr. Light's face in. [MAKING KARATE SOUNDS] [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] [EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] [THUD THEN MUSIC STOPS] - Huh. Elevator stopped. - No problem-o. I can fix it. [COMMUNICATOR BEEPING] Hm. No signal. Hope we're not stuck. Heh-heh-heh. [MAKING KARATE SOUNDS] Know what? If I had to be stuck in an elevator, there's nobody I'd rather be stuck with than you guys. - That's because we're ALL [SINGING]: Elevator bros - I'll have us out of here in no time. - I know you will. You are amazing, my friend. You're part bro-man, part bro-bot. You're like a super cy-bro. You can fix anything. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah. Heh. Uh, I just wish I hadn't drunk so much water before we left. Give it up, Dr. Light. Your ray of terror is over. Ah, Titans. At long last, you shall face your ultimate destruct Um, beg your pardon, but where are the others? They will be here soon. For now, you'll have to deal with us. I'd really rather wait, if it's all the same to you. You see, this weapon was designed to destroy five people at a time. You do understand? Are you serious? It really will be much more fun with the whole gang present. Fine. We'll wait. Uh, heh-heh. Uh, I really gotta go, bros. Heh-heh. And I really need to pound some face. Aah. Aah. I feel like a caged tiger, bros. And you do not cage a tiger. [MAKING KARATE SOUNDS] Relax, bros. Almost got it. Just enjoy this quality bro-time. Definitely. Yeah. You're right. Ah. Oh Okay. So, uh, what's up with you and Starfire? Ah, you know, I'm playing it cool, taking it slow. Heh. Girl touched my upper arm six times this week. Here, here, here, here, here and here. Ha-ha-ha. So, uh, ahem, basically, we're pretty much dating. Man, how do you do it? - You are so cool. CYBORG: Booyah! Going down in three, two, one. [MOTOR STARTS THEN STOPS] [ALARM WAILING] [ALL YELL] What was that? I think you accidentally set off the security system I installed. Well, this might take a little longer than I thought. Oh, ha-ha-ha. [YELLS] [YAWNS] Um, any word from your friends? I'm sure they'll be here soon. I have always wondered. How did you get the name Dr. Light? Oh, I couldn't tell. - It's too embarrassing. - Dang. Oh, well. Oh, the prettiest of pleases. Well, you see, my real name is Arthur, and when I was a child I used to do this trick for my mummy that would light up her day. Oh, you must show us the trick. Promise not to laugh? I give you the swear of my pinky. - And I don't laugh. - Very well, then. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this. It has been years. Now pull my finger. Ugh. We know this trick. We live with Beast Boy. Just trust me. [FANFARE SOUNDS] [STARFIRE GASPS] The trick is adorable. Amazing. Are you girls hungry? I could eat. [GROANING] I can't do it. Can't hold it much longer. [GROANING] A whole world of crime out there. Unh! Here I am, stuck in an elevator. [MAKING KARATE SOUNDS] I'll bet Batman's never been stuck in an elevator. [MAKING KARATE SOUNDS] You got it fixed yet, bro? Would've been if you hadn't installed all that stupid security junk, bro. Yeah? Well, I think you just don't know how to fix it, bro. - Is that a fact? - That is a fact, jack. I'm not yourjack, bro. And I'm not your bro, jack. Aah, that's it! I can't hold it another second. I'm just gonna go. - I'm going. - Not here! Not here! - Here and now, bro. - Don't do it! It's happening. Oh, yeah. There it goes. - Come on, hold it in. - Too late, bro. Mm. Ah. Oh. Mm. [BOTH YELLING] And done. Ah. Oh, wow. That just happened. [BOTH LAUGHING] STARFIRE: Oh - Let's see. No, no, this is on me, ladies. Oh, thank you, Arthur. My pleasure. You know, you're not such a bad guy. Well, if you want to see my dark side, I do have a devilish thought. Dessert? [GROWLING] Caged tiger. [SNARLING] Must pounce. [WAILING] Stop saying you're a tiger. You are not a tiger. [HISSES] Just relax, bros. Relax? You just relaxed all over the floor! And don't you call me bro. Bro-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Call me bro again. I dare you. Don't you test me. You think I've got nothing left in the tank? I'll do it again. I will do it again. That's it. This tiger's claws are out. [HISSING AND SNARLING] [GRUNTING] [ROARING] [YELLING] [WHIRRING THEN EASY LISTENING MUSIC STARTS] Bro, you fixed it. No, bro, you fixed it. You can fix anything. I love you, bros. Bring it in. Don't mind the wetness. So, what were you gonna do with that? Well, in a nutshell, it uses light to superheat the air, which, in turn would cause everyone to instantly disintegrate. [SNICKERING] But it can also do this. [RAVEN GASPS] - Ooh! - So very, very pretty. This feels good, not being evil. What would you say if I gave up my life of crime and joined the Titans? Oh, that would be wonderful. Then from now on, I shall only use light for good and entertainment. That's great. Ah. I truly feel today is the first day of the rest of my new life Ha! Too bad the rest of your life is going to be behind bars. [SNARLS THEN HISSES] RAVEN: Wait. STARFIRE: Stop. [GRUNTING AND YELLING] Welcome to the bro show, baby. [CAWS] Okay, it's my turn. - That's what I'm talking about. - You like that, fool? Save some for Cy. Uh-huh. [YELLING] Stay down. You do not wanna get up. Kablam! You shall pay for this, Titans. [GROANS] Quickly, someone call the ambulance. Let me get some. Whoo! Passing it on, baby. Work it, work it, work it out. Don't worry, Arthur. Help is on the way. Sounds like we better take the bro-train. All aboard! [IMITATING TRAIN CHUGGING] ALL: Whoo, whoo!