Operation: P.O.O.L.

00:00:02	Ei ♪♪ sing polly wolly doodle all the day ♪♪♪♪ 00:01:06	♪♪ hah ♪♪♪♪ 00:01:11	ççx >> [ laughs evilly ] >> are you sure you're okay, numbuh 1? 00:02:01	>> I feel great. 00:02:02	Your pool is most invigorating. 00:02:05	Here, numbuh 4. 00:02:06	Try it for yourself. 00:02:09	>> Hey, whoa! whoa! 00:02:11	>> Oh, no, you don't. 00:02:12	>> Cut it out. 00:02:14	>> Yeah, that ain't cool. 00:02:15	>> I don't wanna! 00:02:17	..hey, I was only kidding. 00:02:20	>> So what? 00:02:21	>> Yeah, friends don't do that. 00:02:24	>> He said he was kidding. 00:02:26	>> Yeah, well, it ain't funny. 00:02:29	You know numbuh 4 can't swim. 00:02:32	..say, why don't you ask numbuh 4 to help you with those negatronic doohickeys you were talking about, huh, nigey? 00:02:41	>> What are you -- oh, right! 00:02:44	Come on, numbuh 4. 00:02:46	.. 00:02:48	.. the tree house. 00:02:50	[ Chuckles ] >> what was that all about? 00:02:53	[ Bubbling ] >> oh, man! 00:02:55	>> Numbuh 2! 00:02:56	>> But i-i didn't. 00:02:58	Whoa! 00:02:59	>> Aah! 00:03:00	>> Eee! 00:03:08	>> I don't get it, numbuh 1. 00:03:09	Why are we dismantling NUMBUH 2's ENERGY-ENHANCEMENT Grid? 00:03:13	>> Well, 'cause that's what the leader told us to do, and it's not smart to anger him. 00:03:17	>> What? 00:03:18	.. 00:03:19	[ Clears throat ] I think what numbuh 1 means is that it has something to do with these negatronic ion thingies, right? 00:03:28	>> Oh, right, right. 00:03:30	What eizzil said. 00:03:32	>> Lizzie. 00:03:33	>> I mean lizzie. 00:03:34	Thanks, eizzil, that was so close. 00:03:37	>> Hmm. 00:03:41	Ah. 00:03:42	[ Smacks lips ] makes sense to me. 00:03:46	>> Together: Whew! 00:03:48	>> So, you want me to set these up by the city pool, right? 00:03:51	>> Sorry we're late. 00:03:54	>> Oh, hi, numbuh 3. huh? 00:04:00	[ Gasps ] wait a second! 00:04:01	You're not kuki. 00:04:03	You're some kind of nega-version of numbuh 3. 00:04:06	>> I thought you said he was the stupid one. 00:04:09	>> They can tell who people are in this world by looking at their eyes. 00:04:14	>> It's called being a friend. 00:04:16	>> Yeah, like operatives have friends. 00:04:18	[ Laughter ] .. 00:04:22	[ Chuckles nervously ] >> hey, we don't need the runt anymore. 00:04:27	Let's take him out. 00:04:28	That'd be cool, right guys? 00:04:30	[ Laughs ] >> shut up! 00:04:33	>> Man, she is so annoying. 00:04:35	>> Listen up, shorty. 00:04:37	I don't like you, but you've got spunk. 00:04:41	So, I'm gonna make an offer you'd be stupid to refuse. 00:04:45	You help us open a portal from your world to the nega-verse using your city pool so we can grab every kid swimming in your world and force them to work in ours. 00:04:55	Then we'll move on to the next pool and the next and the next until all your world's kids are ours to do with as the leader pleases. 00:05:05	Or you can spend the rest of your life in the mines digging out broccoli with your bare hands. 00:05:11	[ Laughs evilly ] >> let me get this straight. 00:05:14	You want me to betray my buddies ! 00:05:18	[ Thud ] you must be from another world. 00:05:22	>> You -- you can't talk back to -- to negative numbuh 3 like that. 00:05:27	I mean it. 00:05:28	>> Well, what are you waiting ! 00:05:30	Let's dance. 00:05:33	[ Screaming ] [ groaning ] >> why are you doing this? 00:05:50	>> [ Laughs evilly ] a simple reason, really. 00:05:54	I'm evil! 00:05:56	! 00:05:59	>> Oh, this? it's my goatee. 00:06:02	It makes me look eviler. 00:06:04	>> No, it makes you look dumber. 00:06:07	>> Yeah, that thing should be called a nastee. 00:06:12	I got one! I got one! 00:06:13	Okay, wait. 00:06:14	You should give that back to the goat you stole it from. 00:06:18	>> Please, man, you are hopeless. 00:06:20	>> You know, I bet the negative numbuh 2 is really funny. 00:06:24	[ Laughter ] >> silence! 00:06:29	I'm supposed to be torturing you guys here. 00:06:32	>> Believe me, that peach fuzz is torture. 00:06:36	[ Laughter ] >> guards, bring me my toys! 00:06:43	I'm going to dump four of you into my broccoli mines, but one lucky kid won't have to go. 00:06:50	To decide who, each of you will be given a weapon and armor and then taken to the arena to battle against one another. 00:06:58	Ha! hoo! ha! ha! 00:06:59	The winner will have the honor of becoming my bestest personal bodyguard. 00:07:05	>> But, sir, I'm your bestest personal bodyguard. 00:07:10	>> Shut up, you. 00:07:11	This is my world, and I'll use you until I'm done with you! 00:07:14	So, who wants to battle for a ! 00:07:19	>> You don't get it, do you, goat-boy? 00:07:22	Not one of us would ever join up with someone who rules by fear. 00:07:27	>> Aaah! 00:07:31	At least I do rule! 00:07:35	Send these pathetic losers to the mines! 00:07:39	>> Eee! 00:07:40	>> You don't have to do as he says, negative numbuh 86. 00:07:44	You're nicer than this. 00:07:45	I can tell. 00:07:46	>> You don't know what he's capable of. 00:07:48	And once he controls the kids from your world, he'll be unstoppable. 00:07:53	>> All the more reason to stop him now. 00:08:00	>> What's taking them so long over there? 00:08:02	Those idiots are looking at a one-way trip to the broccoli mines if they don't set up this portal before adult swim. 00:08:11	Finally! 00:08:14	[ Bubbling ] >> someone's coming! 00:08:19	>> [ Coughing ] >> my greatest warriors -- defeated? 00:08:24	But that's unpossible! 00:08:26	.. 00:08:31	>> Okay, numbuh 4. 00:08:33	You took care of those d.n. creeps easily. 00:08:36	You can do this. 00:08:38	[ Inhales deeply ] ugh! 00:08:41	[ Screaming ] cannonball! 00:08:48	>> Oh, ugh! 00:08:49	Huh? positive numbuh 4? 00:08:52	>> As in positively gonna kick your butt. 00:08:56	>> Well, I must be a genius, 'cause you're an idiot to come here. 00:09:01	You're completely surrounded by my troops. 00:09:04	>> Well, if you're my opposite, then that makes you a coward! 00:09:09	>> What? 00:09:11	>> What did he say? 00:09:12	>> I don't know. 00:09:13	..i don't know what you're t-t-t-talking about. 00:09:17	>> I don't use a bunch of bullies to protect me. 00:09:20	>> I-i'm n-n-not afraid of you. 00:09:22	>> Oh, yeah? prove it! 00:09:24	>> No! guards! open fire! 00:09:29	>> No! 00:09:32	I don't know about you kids, but I'm tired of this -- tired of being afraid, tired of cowering, tired of pretending what I'm doing isn't wrong. 00:09:41	..to be a pretty princess instead! 00:09:49	>> SHE'S DEFINITELY NUMBUH 86's Opposite. 00:09:53	>> I want to pet my very own pony. 00:09:56	>> Yeah, I want to ride my bike. 00:10:00	>> And play video games. 00:10:02	>> Eat candy! 00:10:05	>> What? 00:10:06	Negatives 1, 2, 3, and 5, don't just stand there. 00:10:10	Do something! 00:10:11	>> Check it out, negative numbuh 5, a coward with a goatee. 00:10:15	[ Chuckles ] either there's a farm around here, or you stink! 00:10:19	[ Laughter ] >> that's not funny. 00:10:27	That's not funny at all. 00:10:29	>> I'll show you. 00:10:30	I'll take over your world, and you'll be sorry. 00:10:34	You'll all be sorry! 00:10:36	[ Laughs evilly ] ya! whoo-hoo! 00:10:40	>> I guess we've got more in common with you than we thought. 00:10:44	Still, why did you let negative numbuh 4 go to your world? 00:10:47	>> Oh, I got a feeling he won't like it there. 00:10:51	[ Bubbling ] >> a new world. 00:10:56	A whole new world to conquer! 00:10:59	I think this is gonna be a positive experience for me. 00:11:03	[ Laughs evilly ] oh! 00:11:05	>> Get off my friend's world! 00:11:08	Ya-ow! ugh! 00:11:13	Oh, crud. 00:11:18	>> So, have a great time at your broccoli mine, shorty. 00:11:22	>> So, how can we help you guys, eizzil? 00:11:25	>> You guys have done enough already. 00:11:28	Now that kids aren't afraid of that bully anymore, it's up to us to make this world a better place for everyone. 00:11:35	>> It'll be hard work, but we can do it. 00:11:38	>> Together: Together! 00:11:40	Sorry we're late, dudes, but we were just making some new friends. 00:11:45	>> Come on, y'all. 00:11:46	Let's get out of here before people start hugging and junk. 00:11:51	>> Oh, wally, I was so proud of you. 00:11:55	You can swim now. 00:11:57	>> Hey, yeah, I guess I can. 00:12:00	[ Laughter ] >> well, eizzil, that was a real adventure. 00:12:06	Hey, your eyes have changed. 00:12:08	They look beautiful now. 00:12:10	>> Oh, positive nigey! 00:12:14	Huh? 00:12:15	>> [ Growls ] >> bye! 00:12:19	>> Hmph! 00:12:22	>> Pull the plug! 00:12:25	>> [ Straining ] >> come on, guys, we've got work to do. 00:13:45	fruity pebbles! 00:13:51	Yikes! 00:13:52	He's as big as the taste of my post fruity pebbles cereal. 00:13:54	Part of a good breakfast. 00:13:56	Fruity yum yum! 00:13:58	(Barney) WHOA! 00:13:59	Everybody loves the big fruity blast inside every little pebbles piece. 00:14:04	(burp) (gasp) Hee hee! bamm bamm! 00:14:07	Pebbles! 00:14:08	Huh? 00:14:09	Sweet! 00:14:10	Barney! 00:14:11	My little pebbles. 00:14:12	And your pebbles.hee hee! 00:15:13	--Captions by VITAC--www.vitac.com Captions paid for bycartoon network >> as you all know, the delightful children from down the lane's birthday is coming up. 00:17:11	>> All: Blagh! boo! 00:17:14	>> And that means they'll have a birthday cake that's even more tastylicious than the last .. 00:17:18	>> Yeah! whoo! 00:17:21	..Which they won't share with anyone. 00:17:24	>> Blagh! boo! 00:17:27	>> But the kids next door are going to stop them. 00:17:29	>> Yeah! whoo-hoo! 00:17:31	>> And that's why tomorrow, we're going to use our super, ultimate, best plan ever to get that cake! 00:17:39	>> Um, did you say tomorrow? 00:17:42	>> Yes. 00:17:43	Tomorrow's the delightful children's birthday, so tomorrow we have to get that cake. 00:17:49	>> Uh, can't -- tomorrow's toobathon. 00:17:52	>> Yeah! whoo! 00:17:55	>> You can't be serious. 00:17:56	You'd rather go on that stupid inner tube river race than on a mission? 00:18:01	>> Well, duh! 00:18:02	This is the year that me and betsy take home first place! 00:18:06	>> Betsy? 00:18:07	Are you still using that old patched-up excuse for an inner tube? 00:18:11	>> It would be wise not to make fun of betsy. 00:18:14	>> [ Laughs ] it'd be wise for you to get a realtube, so you don't come in dead-last place like you do [ laughs ] in fact, it'd be wise for all of you to keep out of me and tubezilla's way this year! 00:18:33	>> Excuse me. 00:18:34	And how are you gonna beat me? 00:18:37	? 00:18:38	You couldn't tube your way across a bathtub! 00:18:41	>> Oh, yeah, mister concrete shorts? 00:18:43	You can barely even swim. 00:18:45	>> You want to see tubing? 00:18:46	I'll show you tubing! 00:18:47	[ All arguing ] >> stop it! 00:18:55	You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, fighting like that. 00:18:58	That's not what toobathon is about. 00:19:01	It's about the love of the sport. 00:19:03	It's about the sacred traditions of summertime. 00:19:07	It's aboutmeleaving you slow-poke losers in the dust! 00:19:13	>> Would you guys -- [ beeping ] >> warning -- incoming projectile. 00:19:19	>> Look out! 00:19:25	>> Together: [Monotone] hello, kids next door. 00:19:29	I'm sure you're all very busy planning a mission to steal our unbelievably delicious birthday cake. 00:19:37	Well, forget it! 00:19:39	This year, we're giving it away. 00:19:42	>> Yeah, right. 00:19:43	What did you do, lick it first? 00:19:46	>> Not a bad idea. 00:19:47	But we assure you, this year's cake will be the most yummylicious ever. 00:19:54	And all you have to do to get it is win toobathon. 00:20:00	>> Now you're talking, delightful drips! 00:20:03	We'll win that cake and make sure everyone gets a piece except you. 00:20:08	>> Speak for yourself. 00:20:09	When I win toobathon, I'm gonna eat the whole cake inone bite. 00:20:15	>> The only thing you're gonna be eating is numbuh 5's wake. 00:20:20	[ All arguing ] >> good luck, kids next dumb. 00:20:26	[ Evil laughter ] >> ladies and gentlemen and inner tube enthusiasts everywhere -- it happens once a year. 00:20:39	The chance for one kid, one tuber, one true competitor to win the tube race that all other tube races aspire to be. 00:20:49	I'm talking about toobathon, an anything-goes race made all the sweeter this year by the delightful children's offering of their superlicious birthday cake as first prize. 00:21:03	A race that anyone can win. 00:21:06	Anyone except hoagie p. gilligan. 00:21:10	>> Hey! 00:21:11	Listen, you. 00:21:12	My dad taught me a word that the germans use that describes just what this race is about. 00:21:17	No fancy tricks, no gimmicks, just the perfect melding between kid and tube, into one perfect racing machine. 00:21:25	.. 00:21:27	Farfegtubing! 00:21:29	So, set the table at the finish line, chump, 'cause that's where you'll be eating your words! 00:21:37	>> Farfegtubing, indeed. 00:21:40	Inspiring words from a kid who hasn't a clue. 00:21:45	>> Man, let's get this tube started! 00:21:48	>> Greetings, fellow competitors -- ah! 00:21:51	>> Look at that thing. 00:21:52	You can practically smell how bad it is. 00:21:55	>> [ Laughs ] I don't get you, numbuh 2. 00:21:57	You could build the coolest, fastest tube ever. 00:22:01	But you just keep using that old thing. 00:22:04	>> Yeah, you'll never win the cake ridingthat. 00:22:07	>> I told you, it's not about the cake. 00:22:11	My dad won the very first toobathon and every single race after it, using betsy. 00:22:16	He proved that real tubing is about the trust between you and your tube. 00:22:22	It's about -- >> attention, all toobathon tubers! 00:22:26	Please, approach the starting line. 00:22:28	>> Now, if you'll excuse me, betsy and I have a date with destiny. 00:22:41	All right, betsy, let's do this thing. 00:22:44	>> Well, well, well. 00:22:46	What a pathetic piece of flabby garbage that is. 00:22:50	>> You won't be laughing at my tube at the victory party, delightful dorks. 00:22:56	>> Tube? 00:22:57	We were talking about you! 00:23:00	[ All laugh ] >> tubers and competitors, are you ready to race? 00:23:06	>> All: Yeah! 00:23:09	.. 00:23:13	.. 00:23:15	.. 00:23:17	>> Hey! 00:23:18	They're not allowed to start .0347 seconds early. 00:23:23	>> Oh, we're sorry. 00:23:26	Let's try that again. 00:23:29	.. 00:23:37	.. 00:23:41	Bye-bye! 00:23:49	>> Oh! 00:23:52	>> Farfegtubing! 00:23:56	>> [ All cheering ] >> whoo-hoo! 00:24:05	Yee haw! 00:24:08	Ahh! 00:24:13	Oh, sure. 00:24:14	I could've built one that flies, but I've got something better. 00:24:18	I've got farfeg -- [ sputtering ] whoa! 00:24:23	Ha ha! 00:24:24	Victory, here we come! 00:24:28	>> [ Evil laughter ] make way for tubezilla, losers! 00:24:39	Hey, egg boy, your three minutes are up! 00:24:43	[ Laughs ] ♪♪ la la la la-la la la ♪♪ 00:24:46	♪♪ la la-la la la ♪♪ 00:24:48	huh? 00:24:49	>> Out of the way, girly girl! 00:24:51	'Cause tubezilla's on the rampage! 00:24:55	>> [ Gasps ] >> [ laughs ] >> aaaah! 00:25:07	Ooh! 00:25:10	>> No! 00:25:12	>> Waaahh! 00:25:24	[ gasping ] oh,no,no! 00:25:31	>> Bye! 00:25:32	>> Nooooo! 00:25:47	>> Target acquired. 00:25:49	Pull canon. 00:25:50	Locked on target. 00:25:52	>> That's right. 00:25:53	Lock on me. 00:25:56	Huh.