The Lego Movie Videogame

[Lord Business busts in and does an evil laugh]
 * Vitruvius: He's coming... Cover your butt.
 * Druid: Cover the what?
 * Lord Business: Ahahahahah! Vitruvius!
 * Vitruvius: Lord Business...
 * Lord Business: You've hidden the Kragle, well old man.
 * Vitruvius: We have to stop him from getting the Kragle!
 * Lord Business: Pff! Good luck! I've got like dozens of robots!
 * Vitruvius: Destroy them!
 * Shakespeare: Goodness, this is all very dramatic, isn't it? If we survive this onslaught, I shall turn this day's events into a very fine play!
 * Lord Business: Well, if robots won't work then I've got another idea... Deploy the pointed laser!
 * Vitruvius: Keep out of the way of the beam! Jump over it if you have to!
 * Lord Business: Aim at them, you fools! Can you do anything right?! What are you doing?! When we get back from the office I am going to have some pretty bad things to put on all your performance evaluations. What's that you're building? That doesn't look like an approved building set...
 * Vitruvius: I can't jump high enough! Quickly! Jump onto the launch button! Launch the rocket!
 * Lord Business: Whoa! Ha! You missed me! You guys are the worst! Well if, robots and lasers can't destroy you then I'll try... Lots more robots!
 * Shakespeare: Oh. What bold and original thinking. If I had authored his plan, I'd have sent a flock of harpies to rend us apart.
 * Cleopetra: Don't give him ideas!
 * Shakespeare: Yes. I shall make to use harpies when recounting this tale.
 * Lord Business: You robots are useless! You're meant to be destroying them! Why do I ever pay you?
 * Robot 1: You don't pay us.
 * Lord Business: Who's said that?! Whoever said that, I will punch you into the lava! Okay, you're gonna try the laser again. And this time - guys? I don't want to disappoint me. I want to see them cut in half, you understand? I will also accept cutting their heads off. What are you doing? Don't aim it there! What are you sabotaging me? Another rocket, Vitruvius? Are you gonna miss me with that one as well? You missed again! I didn't even flinch that time.
 * Vitruvius: Leave this to me!
 * Lord Business: Look at me, Vitruvius! I'm quaking in my massive powerful boots. Except I'm not. I'm actually being sarcastic. Because I am completely unconcerned by you. Just give up, Vitruvius!
 * Vitruvius: Never! I've got you just where I want you, Lord Business! My eyes!
 * Lord Business: The Kragle... The most powerful super weapon, is mine. Waaa THE KRAGLE! Waahahahaha! Now my evil power will be unlimited. Can you feel me?
 * Robot: I can feel you...
 * Lord Business: Whoo! Nothing's gonna stop me now.
 * Vitruvius: Wait. There was a prophecy...
 * Lord Business: Oh... Now there's a prophecy!
 * Vitruvius: About the Piece of Resistance...
 *  Lord Business: Oh, yes, the supposed missing Piece of Resistance that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle. Give me a break!
 * [Vitruvius rises and turns to face Lord Business, suddenly his eyes shine brightly]
 * Vitruvius: One day a talented lass or fellow, a Special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground. And with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times. All this is true, because it rhymes. Aaaarrrgggghhhh!
 * Lord Business: Oh, well. That was a great inspiring legend that you made up. [suddenly he kicks Vitruvius with his giant robot leg off the edge of the cliff] The Special one? What a bunch of hippy dippy baloney.
 * Emmet Brickowoski: (Yawns) Good morning, apartment! Good morning, doorway! Good morning, wall. Good morning, ceiling. Good morning, floor! Ready to start the day! [he grabs a book from a shelf] Ah, here it is. [reading from the manual] The instructions to fit in, have everybody like you, and always be happy! Step one; breath. [Emmet inhales and exhales deeply] Okay, got that one down. Step two; greet today's smile and say... [we see all the Lego citizens opening their window and yelling]
 * City Citizens: Good morning City! Ah, good morning City! Good Morning City! Top of the Morning to you City! Ah good morning City how are you doin'?
 * Gail: Hey, c'mon! We gotta get to work!
 * Ziggy: Aw man, I forgot my drill again!
 * Clyde: Where'd you leave it this time?
 * Ziggy: Uh... I'd wanna' say it's somewhere... Yeah. It's definitely somewhere.
 * Clyde: Ugh. I knew I shoulda' brought mine...