Clown and Out

CLOWN AND OUT By: NICHOLAS HOLLANDER and PAUL RUGG Director: ALFRED GIMENO Animation: TOKYO MOVIE SHINSHA PLOTZ: Now, I--I'm well aware that Wakko can be extremely difficult at times; nevertheless, it is his birthday today, so I want you to go on up to the water-tower and surprise him. Do your little birthday show-skit thing. CLOWN: Oh! For the boy? Make a surprise? I just love makin' a surprise! PLOTZ: I-I-I-ah-I want you to go away now. You frighten me! CLOWN: You shouldn't be frightened of me, Mr. Man. I'm just a clown. Freungoldenlevenscheuld! PLOTZ: Yaaaaaagh!! Please, please, I'm begging you! Get out, go! CLOWN: Oh, poor Mr. Man. [Singing] "When you want to scream / Put away that frown / And never be scared of a clown! / Laugh on, laugh on, laugh on and on and on, / You'll never laugh alone!" PLOTZ: OUT, CLOWN!  PLOTZ: ...A clown is my friend. DR. S.: A clown will not bite me und throw me in the basement. PLOTZ: A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement. DR. S.: A clown is not a big schpider. PLOTZ: A clown is not a big spider. I feel so silly. A grown man, scared of clowns! {O Mein Lieber Augustin} DR. S.: No, no! On the contrary. Many people have the fear of the clown. The pzychological term is 'clownophobia'. In fact, Wakko has one the most extreme cases of clownophobia I have ever seen. PLOTZ: Wakko? DR. S.: Ooh, ja, ja! Wakko's fear of clowns -- his "clownophobia", if you will -- is so great, that he becomes kooky, und extremely unpredictable. Whoo-hoo-hoo! I'd hate to see the clown that meets up with Wakko! PLOTZ: Uh-oh! CLOWN: [Singing] "When the whippoorwill / Whippers in the wind / The wind can whipper back / Oh nice and chubby baby!" WAKKO: Okkay, I'm it! 1...3...7...10...15...20...25...30...35...40...um, 45...50...55...60...65...70...75...80...85...90...95...100! Ready or not, here I come!  I'll get it! Can I help you? CLOWN: Happy birthday, nice puppy-boy!! WAKKO: CLOWN!!  CLOWN: That hurt my face.  WAKKO: CLOWN!!  CLOWN: Oh little puppy-boyyy! WAKKO: Go away! You scare me! CLOWN: Me? I make with fright? I scare? [Music starts up] "When you want to scream / Put away that frown / And never be scared of -- a clown! / Laugh on and on and ooooooooooooooooonnn--!!!" I wish the ground was mushy and soft. CLOWN: "When the Whippoorwill / Whippers in the wind / The wind can whipper back / Oh nice and chubby baby!"  Oh little boy! Come out! But don't with the mallet hurt! ... I'll make balloon aminals! WAKKO: Go away, clown man! {The Aminal Fair} CLOWN: [Blowing] Hoyl, look, a little kitty-cat! Meowy, meow! WAKKO: Go away! DOT: Why is it taking Wakko so long to find us? YAKKO: Beats me. {The Animal Fair} CLOWN: A puppy! Hello, I'm a puppy, barklevenwoof! WAKKO: [From inside] Can you make a little cannon? CLOWN: Yeah, I think so... {1812 Overture} There! A cannon!  It blowed up at me. PLOTZ: Whoa-hoo-hoo boy! He really got the clown that time!! CLOWN: Oy, I gotta go home! PLOTZ: Hey, where do you think you're going, Clown? I paid you to do an hour show! CLOWN: But the puppy-boy! He hurts with the mallet and the balloon -- boom! PLOTZ: Get back to that water-tower! CLOWN: Oh, please, no, I'm not a well clown! PLOTZ: Go!!! CLOWN: Yeah. 'Bye. PLOTZ: Oh, baby, is that clown gonna get it!! Yyyyes!!! DR. S.: There, there, Mr. Plotz. I think we need to go back to the couch, ja? CLOWN: Hey little birthday boy! I got my little clown car!  {Enter the Gladiators} Freunleven! Freunleven! Wanna see it? Oh, the nice boy opened the door!  I'm in the sky.  CLOWN: I don't wanna do this no more. Boy? Don't hurt me no more! Hoyl! Don't with the booms! ... Does this mean no booms? Boy? Oh, puppy-boy! WAKKO: Bye-bye, Mr. Clown! CLOWN: Freungugenlevenschild!!! YAKKO: Hey, Wakko! DOT: Are you gonna look for us or what? WAKKO: I had to get rid of the clown. You're it! {Warners' theme} DR. S.: A clown is my friend. W & P: A clown is my friend. DR. S.: A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement. W & P: A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement. CLOWN: [Singing] "When the Whippoorwill / Whippers in the wind / The wind can whipper back..." MARTIAN KIDS: "Oh, nice and chubby baby!" CLOWN: I like it here!