Fast Feud

Fast Feud Is the twentieth episode of the eighth season of Impractical Jokers.

Script
Narrator: "Warning: the following program contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong friends who compete to embarrass each other."

Announcer: "Coming up, did Murr find the fountain of youth?"

(Joe, Sal, and Q laugh.)

Announcer: "Why is Joe being so modest?"

Joe: "I'm not weird, okay?"

(Murr, Sal, and Q laugh.)

Announcer: "And which losing Joker will eat his words in tonight's punishment?"

Customer: Hi. Can I please have a-- What?

Sal: (off-screen) "Prepare for something amazing."

Q: (off-screen) "Hey, mustache, what's up?"

Murr: (off-screen) "Like a boss!"

Sal: (off-screen) "I will never forgive you!"

Joe: (off-screen) "Larry!"

Sal: (off-screen) "Oh, no, she didn't."

(Episode begins as Joe is about to enter a building.)

Joe: "Today, we'll be interviewing housesitters to watch our place before we go on vacation."

(Joe heads inside and Sal shows up.)

Sal: "But it won't be easy because we've hidden a lot of strange surprises for each other."

(Sal heads inside, then Q shows up.)

Q: "No matter how weird the apartment gets, we have to find a way to explain it all."

(Q enters, then Murr shows up.)

Murr: "If the person doesn't agree to watch your place, you lose."

(Murr heads inside and the challenge begins.)

Murr: "So, this is my apartment."

Sal: (off-screen) "So Murray's currently with a candidate to housesit for him."

(Cut to Sal.)

Sal: "He does not know that we have rigged this entire place with different surprises."

(Back to Murr)

Murr: "A couple cool things we've got--