Girlfriends & Girl Friends

Ladies and gentlemen, (Emphatically) This is it. They're about to announce the #1 music video. I really hope it's ours. Your pick for the #1 music video of the day is Coming up right after this break. - Oh, really?! - Oh, come on! Guess who got a job at Daisy's Bouquets? I did. It's a flower shop. I'll probably get fired soon. So what'd I miss? Video Countdown Live is almost over and still no sign of "No Ordinary Day". That means "No Ordinary Day" is either #1 or out of the top 10 completely. We can't be out. Yesterday we were #4. The day before, #7. Before that, it was five, four, eight, five, five, five, five Dez! Or was that last part my Nana's phone number? - Quiet! It's back on. - Oh! America voted. (Emphatically) The results are in. Your pick for the #1 video of the day is "No Ordinary Day" by Austin Moon! (Music playing) (Cheering) I can't believe it. I directed a #1 video. Congrats, Dez! Austin, you and Kira look great. We're just lucky people can't smell her breath through their TV, or there'd be no one left to vote for the video. Sometimes in my dreams, I can still smell it. (Inhales deeply and exhales) It's a bummer. Kira seems really cool. I'd totally ask her out if her breath didn't smell like rotting Oh, hey, Kira! Hey, guys. Congratulations. (Sighing) Wait. Say that again. Congratulations? One more time. A little breathier. (All inhaling) (Chuckles) You guys are silly. It's so good to see you. (All exhaling) You too. Is there something different about you? New hair, new dress, new toothpaste? Mm, no. Same old me. Anyways, my dad knew your video was gonna be #1 and wanted me to give you these. "Congratulations. On behalf of Starr Records, enjoy these four ultimate wrestling tickets". - Awesome! - Great! Oh, ultimate wrestling tickets, something we can all enjoy. Both: Eh. Hey. Let's all go celebrate by getting pizza, on me. - Yes! - Yeah. Wanna come with, Kira? Sure. As long as you promise not to order garlic and anchovy. I used to eat it every day, but I think it made my breath stink. No. - Are you kidding me? - What?! Guys, remember? It was disgus Tingly excellent. (Mutters) Saved it. (Theme music playing) When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder. 'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under. You're my point, you're my guard. You're the perfect chord. And I see our names together on every billboard. We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock. We'll make 'em say "hey!" And we'll keep rockin'. Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya. Do it without ya, be here without ya. It's no fun when you're doing it solo. With you it's like, "whoa". Yeah, and I know. I own this dream. 'Cause I got you with me. There's no way I could make it without ya. Do it without ya, be here without ya. (Yawning) Oh! Whoa! The zoom on my new camera is amazing. By the way, Trish, I think you have a tiny cavity on your upper left wisdom tooth. You have a giant cavity where your brain should be. Kira, can I get you another slice? Nope, still good with the four you already gave me. Are they too hot? I can blow on them for you. That's okay. I'm gonna go grab some napkins. Use my shirt. I'll stick with paper napkins, thanks. Guys, be honest am I acting weird? I wouldn't say weird. I'd say really weird. She's just so pretty. It's throwing off my whole game. What you need is someone to subtly talk you up. Allow me. - Here you go. - Thank you. How amazing is Austin? He's funny, talented, awesome dancer, can count to 10 in Spanish. Has amazing hair. (Exhales) - What am I forgetting? - Just the subtlety part. You're right, Ally. He's a good one. Well, I gotta run. Thanks for lunch. Bye. - Bye. - Bye. I should probably go too. I have to get back to the store. Okay, I'm definitely asking her out. Uh, whoa. Bad idea. You can't date your boss' daughter. - But I like her. - I say go for it. Follow your heart. Don't let anyone get in your way. Dez, you're in my way. Hey, Trish. I was thinking, since you and Ally aren't crazy about Jimmy Starr's gift, how about you put together a small bouquet for Ally and get yourself something too. I'll pay. Really? Thank you. Forget the flowers. I suggest using the money to get that tooth looked at. Ugh. Say "ah". Ah. Ah! Okay, put your fingers on this fret and your pinky down here. Now strum. And playing guitar isn't easy, so don't worry if you don't get it the first time. (Plays impressive riff) Whoa! You're a quick learner. (Giggles) I've been playing since I was four. I just thought it was cute how excited you were to teach me. Thanks. So, Kira, I was wondering if maybe you'd wanna You know Go out sometime? Like on a date. A date? Are you being serious? Huh. Not exactly the response I was looking for. No, it's just that I thought you and Ally liked each other. What?! Me and Ally? No way! You sure? Because I've never seen a guy and girl spend so much time together that weren't boyfriend and girlfriend. Trust me, Ally and I are just friends. We like each other a lot, but not in that way. (Exhales) All right. As long as there's nothing going on between you and Ally I'll go out with you. Austin, here are the flowers you ordered for Ally. It's not what it looks like. I just ordered some flowers to thank her for writing the song for my video. Oh! And some more. It was the #1 video. Ah, and another. Whoa! Who's got a secret admirer? These are the flowers Austin got for Ally. Austin's Ally's secret admirer. No. I just wanted a small gift. This is your idea of a small gift? Well, when it comes to Austin and Ally, no gesture is too big. They have a special relationship. Oh, my gosh. Who are all the flowers for? They're for you. Really? From who? Me. "There's no way I can make it without you". Aw, thank you so much, Austin. This is the sweetest thing ever. Kira, step aside please. I need a clear shot of our happy couple. - Kira, wait! I can explain! - Whoa, slow down! Still hugging here. It's okay. I see what's going on. You two clearly have feelings for each other and, your friends want you together too. What? N-no. It's not like that. It's all good, Ally. I'm not gonna get in the way. Let's just forget the date. Trish, I told you to get a simple bouquet, not the whole store. You told me to get something for myself too. And I get a bonus for every flower I sell. So thank you. Thanks for shopping at Sonic Boom. Ooh! Don't forget your complementary bouquet. I still can't believe you're just giving all of these away. I'm drowning in flowers. I love them, but what else am I supposed to do with them? Yeah, I'm running out of ideas over here. I've texted Kira five times and she won't respond. What else can I do? You can give her one of these stylish wrist corsages I made. I don't think so, Dez. Teddy bear topiary? Maybe it's for the best. I still don't think it's a good idea for you to date Jimmy Starr's daughter. But I want to. Well, if you want Kira to go out with you, you need to do something super romantic to show her how you feel. Uh, hello. Teddy bear topiary? (High-pitched) "Go out with me, Kira". - Dez. - No? Okay. This whole mess is partly my fault. Let me help you plan the perfect date. We can plan all we want, but there won't be a date if she won't answer any of my texts. Don't worry, man. I'll find a way to get her to go out with you. I can be very persuasive. Watch. Give me $10. No. Okay. Then don't give me $10. I won't. See? Persuasive. Okay, so what's our big plan? Well, let's tackle it like we're writing a song. I mean, you and I make great music together. We should be able to come up with a great date. That's true. Tell me what your perfect date would be. We'd go to a zombie convention, grab some pancakes, and then play video games in Dez's basement. What? He's got an awesome TV. Austin, it's gotta be special. This isn't a guys' night out. Picture this A picnic under the stars, a romantic movie's playing. Ooh! Like "Bikini Beach Blood Bash"! Um, I'm thinking even more romantic. Ooh! "Bikini Beach Blood Bash II" Babes in Barbados". More like "Le Voyage De L'amour". It's a silent movie playing in the park tomorrow. Silent? Is it at least in 3D? Austin, be serious. Imagine Kira's there. Her eyes sparkling in the moonlight Sparkle sparkle sparkle sparkle. A gentle breeze blowing her hair Breeze breeze breeze breeze. What can you do to show her how you feel? Well, I could give her a gift. Ooh! I'll get her a necklace with her name on it. Like yours. (Chuckles) Perfect. She'll love that. Okay, so I'll wait for the most romantic part of the movie. She'll be all cute and lovey. I'll lean in, put my arm around her. She'll nuzzle up, feeling butterflies. My heart will be beating out of my chest. It'll be - Perfect. - Perfect. (Door opens) I know how to get Kira to your date! Fishing net, tranquilizer dart. Oh! Awesome! Trish. Check out what I got for Austin's date with Kira. A cozy picnic blanket A jar of pickles. I like Austin. Heart-shaped salamis Wait. Say that again. Heart-shaped salamis? No, the part about you liking Austin! Oh. (Nervous chuckle) Right. That. Yeah. I like Austin. (Gasps) Ally, this is huge! (Both squealing) - What happened? - I don't know. We were pretending we were on the perfect date and all of a sudden it felt like We were on the perfect date. (Both squealing) Trish. What should I do? I'm freaking out. Well, for starters, I wouldn't help him plan a date for another girl. You need to tell Austin you like him. But he likes Kira. Maybe he wouldn't if he knew how you felt. If I say something and he doesn't feel the same way, everything will be ruined Our friendship, our partnership, everything. Please promise me you won't say anything. Your secret's safe with me. I have to tell someone! Hey, stranger! Ally likes Austin! Okay. Now your secret's safe with me. Okay, I got everything together for Austin's date. He said he wants to give Kira a necklace just like my "Ally" one, so I had the jewelry store copy mine. You should have gotten one for yourself that says, "I'm not even going to try to go after the boy of my dreams". That would never fit on a chain. - Hey, guys. - Oh! All right, Austin. You're all set for your perfect date. Thanks for doing all this for me, Ally. You're a good friend. No problem. Buddy. So Dez, how'd you get Kira to agree to show up at the park anyway? I've spent the last 24 hours collecting Kira data. Her MyFace page, school schedule, family tree, shoe size. - Did that help? - Not at all. But she did agree to meet with me to discuss a role in my next film. She is going to be disappointed when she sees Austin. I'll take my chances. Well, I better go to my perfect date. Don't wanna keep the perfect girl waiting. Sometimes the perfect girl is closer than you think. Not really. The park's a good (Forced chuckles) Thanks again, Ally. I'm gonna make sure Kira knows how much you helped with all this. There's no way she'll still think we like each other. No way, pal. Ow! Stop punching me. (Forced laughter) You really need to work on your fake laugh. I need to work on my fake laugh too. Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha, ha. (High-pitched) ha ha I genuinely want them to have a great time on their picnic. Then I hoped he packed lots of vegetables. Well, there's some pickles. But mostly meat, why? - Kira doesn't eat meat. - What? She has a very detailed MyFace page. Check it out. Look! "Old movies are boring. Grass makes me itch". "The smell of pickles makes me want to puke". Oh, no! The date I planned is all wrong. Kira's gonna think I sabotaged it on purpose. Um, Ally? Why are you wearing a necklace that says "Kira" on it? What? Oh, no! I must have put the wrong one in the basket! Which means Austin's gonna give Kira the one that says Both: "Ally"! Relax, I'll just call Austin and tell him everything. You can't call. I told him to leave his phone here, so he could focus on Kira. Shoot! No biggie. I'll just text him. There. Problem solved. (Cellphone beeping) Ally, I think you're getting a text. Kira. Austin, I'm supposed to be meeting Dez. What are you doing here? Proving that I don't like Ally the way I like you. - Austin, I don't - Give me a chance. Please. Just watch one silent movie with me in the park. Silent movie? Here? On this grass? Romantic, right? Ally helped me plan the whole thing. Oh, Ally planned it? Interesting. (Music playing) Oh look, the movie's starting. (Applause) Why are we sneaking around? Let's just give Austin Kira's necklace and tell him to scrap the picnic. We can't. Kira thinks we all want me and Austin to be together. If she sees us here, it'll look like we planned this disaster date on purpose. Then I'll just toss him his phone and we can text him. Hey! You throwing stuff at me? Uh, it came from back there. Well, it better not happen again. Le Voyage De L'amour is my favorite silent flick. Nice aim, you doof. Guys, focus. That basket is full of things Kira hates. - It's up to us - Shh! - We're watching a movie here. - But I didn't Eh! Ally, look. Meathead's packing fruit. If we can somehow get his basket from him, then we can switch it with Austin's. Yes! Then I can put Kira's necklace in it, and Austin will be able to make the most of the rest of his date! Perfect! I'll create a distraction. Then I'll crawl over and swap the baskets. What's taking Dez so long? Forget it. I'm gonna crawl over there and switch the baskets. - Do you want me to go with you? - No, that's okay. Good, because I don't like crawling. Oh! Oof! Oh, man. This part gets me every stinking time. (Blows nose loudly) You sure you're all right? Yup, this is great. Ally sure knows what a girl likes. Ooh! How about I make you one of my triple decker meat lover's sandwiches? Sorry, I don't eat meat. Oh. Okay. How about some pickles? Pickles make me sick. I'm pretty sure Ally just packed pickles and meat And fruit and carrot sticks and this homemade fettuccine. Hey! That's my mom's famous fettuccine. This is ours. Leave us alone. - Give me - Give it to me! - I'm gonna miss the ending. - Come on man! (Gasps) Oh! You made me miss the proposal. Come on, Adrienne. Let's get of here. Looks like meathead's girlfriend just got herself a brand-new "Kira" necklace. Well, at least I got the "Ally" one before Austin gave it to Kira. Oh, no! It's not in here. Austin must have taken it out before I switched the baskets. Uh, Ally? He definitely did. I'm so sorry. This date's been a nightmare, but maybe this will help. Wait! Ally? Why am I not surprised? And that's my gift. It's not yours, it's mine. - Listen - Don't bother. Thanks for planning this date for us, Ally. I think it turned out exactly how you wanted. That's not true! I can explain. It's funny, really. (People yelping) Now that's a distraction! The sprinklers were your distraction? - You're welcome. - Oh! Ah! I completely destroyed Austin's date. I feel horrible. Look on the bright side. There's no way Austin and Kira are going on a second date. That was the best date ever! I can't wait to go on a second date. Wait, you guys had a good time? After we dried off, we grabbed some pancakes, and played video games in Dez's basement! He has an awesome TV! So I keep hearing. Ally, I'm sorry I thought you liked Austin. What you did to try and save the date tonight proves you don't. Yup, that proves it. Thanks again, Ally. Are you okay? I'm fine. I promise. Well, there's no use wasting a perfectly good picnic. Let's go upstairs and dig in. I'll meet you up there. I just have to close up shop. Okay. "There's no way I can make it without you". Heart shaped salami? I thought you'd never ask. Too bad Dez isn't here to help us finish all this. - Where is Dez anyway? - Hmm. (Sobbing) Oh, Claudette just tell him you love him already! (Blows nose)