Mr. Stenchy


 * [Gantu returns to his ship after failing to capture Experiment 254]
 * Hämsterviel: Well, where is my stink bomb?!
 * Gantu: I'm afraid the little girl and the abomination...
 * Hämsterviel: Again?! You with your large stomping feet and shooting blaster can't get one experiment from a little girl?! Tell me how lame you are! TELL ME!!!
 * 625: Whoa! Hmm, well, there's no right answer there. I'd put it somewhere in the S's between "Shockingly lame" and "Stunningly lame".
 * Gantu: Please. I'm having a meeting.
 * Hämsterviel: Stop it with the not paying attention to me! Now get that experiment before I come there and nibble your flabby knuckles, you blue-tinted, offspring of a fish!
 * Gantu: Yessir!


 * [Mertle and the girls walk by as Lilo and Stitch refuel their buggy]
 * Lilo: Hey, guys. Wanna see my new...
 * Mertle: No.
 * Lilo: I didn't even say what it was yet.
 * Mertle: The answer is still no.
 * Lilo: Okay. If you don't want to see the cutest thing ever.
 * Mertle: If you think bugs are cute, I bet whatever it is, it's ugly!
 * Lilo: Yeah, well, you're wrong! He's even cuter than a potato...
 * Elena: Cuter than a potato?
 * [Mertle and the girls turn their attention to 254; they run up to his container to get a closer look]
 * Elena: Look at him! He is cuter than a potato!
 * Yuki: I want one!
 * Lilo: I knew you'd like him!
 * Mertle: Ahem! [the girls huddle up with Mertle and they whisper something to each other, and then turn to Lilo] You are formally invited to the FHGH tea party tomorrow.
 * Lilo: Really? YAAAAY!! Um, what's that?
 * Mertle: It's stands for "Future Hawaiian Girls of Hawaii". But you can only come if you bring him.
 * Lilo: Okay!


 * [Lilo and Stitch take 254 to their house ]
 * Jumba: Yes, 254 is designed to be irresistible.
 * [254 gives a record to Stitch; Stitch angrily grabs the record and places 254 on it and makes it spin on Lilo's record player]
 * Jumba: Of course, other experiments are immune to his charms.
 * Pleakley: [picks up 254] Well, I think he's absolutely precious, not at all like the little monster.
 * [Stitch growls with rage]
 * Jumba: [takes 254] Uh, is best not being attached. It may look harmless, but in reality, is a ticking stink bomb.
 * Lilo: Stink bomb? This little guy?
 * Jumba: Very soon, it will emit odor so noxious, will make 40 square mile area uninhabitable for decades! [laughs maniacally] But yes, is cute as garment fastener.
 * Pleakley: But he smells okay now.
 * Jumba: 254 is programmed to start his stinking 42 hours after activation to allow to time to infiltrate target. Problem is we have no way of knowing when he was activated.
 * [Stitch angrily has 254 tied up]
 * Pleakley: Is the smell really that bad?
 * Jumba: [chuckles] Trust me. He'll have you losing many lunches with disgusting stench!
 * Lilo: [unties 254] Well, that's what I'm naming him: Mr. Stenchy! And I don't care how much he reeks. I'm keeping him.
 * [Stitch, shocked and angered by Lilo's words, screams into a pillow]


 * [Stitch pins down Gantu and aims his own laser gun at him]
 * Stitch: Nala kweesta! Ha-ha!
 * Gantu: One day, you'll fail to protect one of those experiments! And I will take it away forever!
 * Stitch's Shoulder Devil: Ichiba!
 * Stitch's Other Shoulder Devil: Ih! Ih! Keeba! [the both vanish]
 * Stitch: [chuckles sinisterly] La-dee-da-dee! [tosses Gantu's gun] Oopsie!