Sammy and Me

[The episode begins at Ren and Stimpy's house, and the mailbox says "Hoek" on it. Stimpy are on a mailbox.]

Stimpy: Oh.

[Stimpy shuts the mailbox, Jasper as the mailman was whistling and it has a package. They pull in the mailbox but it can't fit. Jasper was thinking and gets the idea. They punching the package all the way in the mailbox and he walks off. Stimpy pops out.]

Stimpy: IT'S HERE! [hugs the package, runs faster at the Stimpy's club, pants, giggles and laughs, laughs maniacally, inhales] Now I can be just my hero. My very own Sammy Mantis Kit! Gimme. [grabs the sweater and it shines] Cool threads. [grabs the shoes and it shines] Tapped shoes! [grabs the tail and it shines] Screw on Thorax. [grabs the eye] Golly, Sammy's insect eye. [it sparkles too, Stimpy puts the insect eye at him. Fades that night. Ren was reading a newspaper.]

Stimpy: [offscreen] Hey Ren!

Stimpy: [turns on the light and wears a Sammy Mantis costume] Yeah! Oh man. Hey Ren. [giggles] Guess who I am, Babe. Ma'am? Babe? [tapping the toes and raises up smily and looks at Ren]

Ren: Lorin Green.

Stimpy: [frowns] Oh Ren, you can't even trying. [gets an idea] I KNOW! He's famous for the persenations like THIS one. Ehh, um... [clear throat] I thought I you hear you could, HEY LADY! PRETTY LADY! OH DING DING! [blinks] Well, well, guess again!

Ren: Willy Cox?

Stimpy: Hmmmm... I know! I'll sing for you. Kajuka. Kajuka. Kajuka-juka-juka. [singing] Who can say his prayers... when he's eating lunch... [crunchs] MAN! The mantid man. The mintid man can when he BITES them on your skull, and then you suck your brains and MMm-mmm it tastes good. [singing like men] Who can eat some siblings? And his mom and dad. [normal voice] Come on, Ren! You sing it!

Ren & Stimpy: [singing] The mantid man! The mantid man can! The mantid man can when he BITES [crunchs] them on your skull, and then you suck your brains and it tastes good.

Stimpy: Man, it also tastes good.

[Ren and Stimpy are look like Sammy Mantis, Hat drops at Ren's Head.]

Ren: Stimpy! I know who you are. Merf Tormel. [Stimpy was grumpy, he grabs Ren] STIMPY, what are you doing!? [Stimpy bites on Ren's head] OW OW OW OW OW OW! Okay, okay, okay! You're Sammy Mantis! YOU'RE SAMMY MANTIS!!! [Stimpy stops eating it]

Stimpy: Duhhh, how'd you guess?

Ren: Cut out this Sammy Mantis crap and get to BED!!

[Stimpy wags Sammy's tail, Ren feels grumpy. Stimpy walks offscreen. Fades to Ren and Stimpy's house. Ren and Stimpy are on the bed and Ren was reading a newspaper.]

Stimpy: Ren, would you read me a story?

Ren: No.

Stimpy: I'll do anything you say.

Ren: Well, ya like my toes clean?

Stimpy: Yes.

Ren: Would you... throw away all your magic nose goblins? [smiles]

Stimpy: Yeaauoooh....

Ren: Well, tough guy?

Stimpy: [frustation] I'll do it!

Ren: Alright.

Stimpy: You promise?

Ren: YES? Let's get this OVER with.

Stimpy: Crazy! [hits the newspaper at Ren]

Ren: WHA!? [Sammy Kazootie was on a little mantid book, In deleted scene, Ren was anger as red, yelling] Sammy, Sammy, Sammy! [calms down and ignores them] No. I'm not going to reinforce this steupid opposite station of yours.

Stimpy: But Ren, you PROMISED! [tears off] Well, you did.

Ren: Why sure it is, pal. [Stimpy was excited, Ren reads a book] Once upon a time, handsome prince Sammy bit the evil snow queen heads off. The end.

Stimpy: [shocked, sad] This isn't a long story.

Ren: It is now. [throws the book on a openfire] Good night, eediot. [Stimpy was very sad]

[Fades in the morning, Ren was sleeping on the bed, Ren saws a note "To my second best friend Ren I went to find Sammy Love Stimpy. P.S. I forgive you. Ren throws the pillow to the openfire. Ren was sleeping. Fades to Power Records and the crowds and featuring Stimpy. Hollywood Car stops, Sammy Mantis pops out.]

Stimpy: SAMMY!

[The people are cheering and meets Sammy Mantis.]

Sammy Mantis: Hey guys, HEY! Please kids, you're gonna rip my sheet, this is not... too bad, but look, I'm outta here man.

[Sammy Mantis comes in the Hollywood Car and drives off and Stimpy are on the Hollywood Car. Fades to Sammyville. Stimpy looks around and grabs the trash can and runs for it, Fades to Ren and Stimpy's House, Cuts to Stimpy's Room, All lots of Sammy Stuffs appearing in Stimpy's Room, Stimpy goes out to see the viewers, Stimpy was giggling, Stimpy goes in. Cuts that night, Sammyville are arrived. Stimpy looks around and he's tip toeing and seeking the window and see the insect friends.]

Stimpy: [offscreen] Sammy's having a party. Oh, look at all the beautiful people. Hey, it's Joey Beetle. A-and the May Fly. Ooh, Peter Lolkins!

Stimpy: WOW! [wipes his nose on the window and cover his ears, screams like a girl, offscreen] Libber Roachy!

Stimpy: [surprised and points at Sammy happily] Oh... Oh! Oh! It's, It's, It's, HIM! OH!

Libber Roachy: How about a little doodle that, Sammy? [chuckles]

Men: [offscreen] Oh come on, Sammy. Come along and give me some song.

Joey Beetle: Come on, Sammy! DO IT!

Stimpy: SAMMY! [screams happily]

Sammy Mantis: Cow, cow, cow-cow-kachow! [singing] Who can say your prayers.... when it's eating lunch. [crunch]

Stimpy: Ohhh Sammy! [faints in love]

Sammy Mantis: [singing] The mantid man. The mantid man can when it bites them on your skull and then you suck your brains and MMM-mmm, it tastes good. Who can eat some siblings... and his mom and dad. The mantid man! The mantid man can! The mantid man can! The mantid man can when it bites [crunch] them on your skull and then you suck your brains and MMM, it is yummy man. MMM-mmm-mmm. Kinda munchy.

Joey Beetle: [offscreen] Can I join?

Men: [offscreen] Aww, shut up, Joey.

Stimpy: [dizzy] Ohhhh... what happened? [panicking] SAMMY! [runs offscreen with stars and stars fall out, Stimpy looks at the window] Awww, I missed my song. [tears off]

Libber Roachy: Oh, Sammy. I have a little favor if you ask of you. You know, I... I've always dreamed you bite my head off.

Men: [offscreen] You'll bite off his head.

Joey Beetle: [offscreen] Come on, chew his head off.

Sammy Mantis: Well, okay men. If you exist me. [Sammy Mantis was biting Libber Roachy's head off.]

Libber Roachy: I wish my brother GEORGE WAS HERE!!! [laughs maniacally, Sammy Mantis swallows Libber Roachy's head and Stimpy was looking, Stimpy started to risk his hands]

Stimpy: Lucky! Lucky! Lucky! [doing a sad walk] Gosh, I wish Sammy are not on my head off. [Sammy Mantis jumps off and stops at Stimpy, Stimpy was famous about Sammy Mantis.]

Sammy Mantis: Hey man, I've got my eye on you. Weren't you at my signing, man?

Stimpy: [gasps] Why yes. I'm your biggest fan! I have ALL your excel skeletons. [smiles goofy]

Sammy Mantis: Listen cat, what like did you have to cut my property and steal my dead skin?

Stimpy: Gee whiz. All I wanted to do to meet you. [sobbing] You're my idol! [crying and bawling, Sammy Mantis looks at the viewers]

Sammy Mantis: Say babe, how would you like me to bite YOUR head off?

Stimpy: [excited] Oh, it's too much to hope for! It's like a dream come true.

Sammy Mantis: I got you, bab. [singing] Who can eat his siblings...

Stimpy: [singing] And his mom and dad! YEAH!

Sammy Mantis and Stimpy: [singing] The mantid man! The mantid man can! The mantid man can! The mantid man can when it BITES him off his skull! AND THEN YOU SUCK MY, [Sammy Mantis bites Stimpy's head off.]

Stimpy: BRAINS!! AND MMMM IT TASTES GOOOO-O-O-O-O-O-O-OD!!!!!

[Fades to Ren and Stimpy's House, Cuts to Ren.]

Ren: Goodnight, Stimpy.

Stimpy: [Stimpy has the one eye on his head and the broken tooth] Geenie, Rae.

[The iris stops at Stimpy a few seconds, The iris closing completely at the end of the episode.]