Squeezebox


 * Kitty: What?
 * Red: What?
 * Kitty: What?
 * Red: (laughing)
 * Kitty: What are you laughing at?
 * Red: Just life. it's a hoot.
 * Kitty: Well, I don't know what's in that orange juice, but I'm gonna pour myself a glass.
 * Hyde: Red, what I want to know is, what did Pam mean?
 * Red: Not here. Toyota. This is the only place that's safe. Look, if I was a single man, what we saw today would be, like, a reward for a lifetime of disappointments. But I'm not. So it's just another disappointment.
 * Hyde: For you, maybe. I saw 'em. I don't care who knows it.
 * Red: You better care, cause if kitty finds out, I'm taking you down with me. En I take people down, they stay down. Just ask north korea.
 * Hyde: But I have so many questions. I mean, I've been flashed before. But it was always followed with either, "get " or "there's a 2-drink minimum," but, "hi, boys"? It has me reeling. Oh, maybe she was coming on to us.
 * Red: She wasn't coming on to us. She was coming on to me. She heard about my war record. I'm a hero.


 * Hyde: Red.
 * Red: Toyota!
 * Hyde: Did you see that look she just gave us? Was that, "please don't tell anyone you saw my boobs"? Or, "please come over and see my boobs again"?
 * Red: Do you have to keep saying that word? Let's just call them... them. " this the last time we ever talk about it. From here on out, it never happened.
 * Hyde: But, Red.
 * Red: Steven, I have been to war. I have seen a lot of things in my life. And there only three things that I was gonna keep secret until the day I die. This is number four. And five.


 * Red: Alright, I admit. That we saw Pam's them. But it's not like we planned it.
 * Steve: Although our timing couldn't have been better.
 * Jackie: Oh, I think you mean "worse," steven.
 * Kitty: Red, how could you?
 * Red: Kitty, we just opened the door, and there she was. What was I supposed to do, rip the eyes out of my head?
 * Pam: Oh, don't feel bad, you guys. This isn't the first time my body has caused a fight. One time I caused a riot on a topless beach in venezuela. Imagine what you saw, only all tanned and oiled.
 * Steven: Oh. She told me to.
 * Bob: Well, I hate to let the cat out of the bag and then leave, but looks like that's exactly what we're gonna do.
 * Pam: Enjoy your fight.
 * Jackie: I can't believe you saw my mother topless and didn't tell me about it right away. Now I know.
 * Kitty: I am so mad, I can't even stand to look at you.
 * Red: And yet you do. Because your eyes work. you see my problem? All right. all right. we're going.


 * Jackie: I am gonna march right in that room and tell my mother there are consequences to her topless actions.
 * Kitty: And that she needs to start wearing pantyhose. This isn't las vegas.


 * Jackie: What do you think he meant Whoopsy doozy?
 * Kitty: Not here. Toyota.


 * Kitty: What are you two doing out here?


 * Red: We.. We we're just... trouble.