Mysterious Mayhem at Mutant High

00:00:01	Please? No. Please? No. 00:00:02	Please? No. 00:00:03	I want to meet the X-Men. 00:00:04	They're, like, my all-time favorite heroes! 00:00:06	No. The last thing I need is to baby-sit a bed wetter Oh, let him go. 00:00:12	Maybe a semester with Professor X will pound some discipline into him. 00:00:17	Ugh. Ow. 00:00:19	Don't get so excited. This ain't no country club. 00:00:27	Are those tennis courts? 00:00:29	Yeah. 00:00:33	So, my frisky fractal finder, this school is where we shall find our prize. 00:00:40	Well, if we want to get in good with Doom, we must conduct our search unnoticed. 00:00:47	Fortunately, the Ringmaster is also a master of disguise. 00:00:56	Welcome to the Xavier School for Gifted Children. 00:01:00	I know. The X-Men are the most gifted super-team ever. 00:01:09	[Professor X] Class, I'd like you to give an extra-special Xavier School welcome to our old alumnus Wolverine, and his guest, Reptil. 00:01:18	[overlapping greetings] The X-Men! I'm your biggest fan. 00:01:23	I can't believe I'm finally meeting you. 00:01:24	Hey, Storm, you didn't tell me you were still in school. 00:01:28	I shouldn't be, but evidently, not all of my overseas credits transferred. 00:01:33	Hey, Reptil. 00:01:34	Darn glad to meet you. 00:01:37	You must be Jean Grey, head cheerleader. 00:01:41	[laughs] You wish. 00:01:43	I'm the only cheerleader. 00:01:45	Watch the nails. 00:01:47	[laughs] This is Iceman, alleged class clown. 00:01:55	She sure gave you the cold shoulder. 00:01:57	Get it? Too fast for you? 00:01:59	I am being exchange student, Colossus. 00:02:01	Football am enjoying me, very, very much. 00:02:02	Good times. 00:02:08	People, people! 00:02:10	I know you think that running and jumping and fighting villains and monsters is really cool, but it can't hold a candle to the exciting world of civics. 00:02:19	Between you and me, even old Doomie himself couldn't come up with a better torture. 00:02:27	Sorry, Prof. 00:02:28	Oh, my clever disguise as a harmless old lunch lady is perfect. 00:02:34	And my divine divining rod tells me a fractal is nearby. 00:02:45	Oh, what a nice-looking bunch. 00:02:50	That desk! 00:02:51	There must be a fractal inside. 00:02:53	Now to get one of these weird-looking students to do my dirty work. 00:02:59	Look into my hat. 00:03:02	You are getting sleepy, sleepier than you normally are in civics class. 00:03:08	Hey, that's a cool-- [snores] Good. Now, you will obey me. 00:03:15	Find some subtle way of searching your teacher's desk. 00:03:20	Well, I suppose to a boy in a blue spandex unitard, that is subtle. 00:03:26	Who did that? 00:03:28	You know better than to think the X-Men would ever rat on-- He did it! It was him! Totally guilty! 00:03:33	Really? Cyke's what you call a paragon of virtue. 00:03:36	Indeed. He would never consider pulling a childish prank like that. 00:03:41	Read his mind. Go ahead, read his mind. 00:03:47	Hello in there. 00:03:50	See? He has no memory of that act, or anything. 00:03:55	Ha, mutant teenagers. 00:03:56	Look, he's an X-Man, and I may not be worthy to clean the stuff out of his toenails, but I saw what I saw. 00:04:02	Perhaps my rod was wrong this time, but that fractal is here, and I'm going to find it, even if I have to reduce this entire school to rubble. 00:04:19	I don't believe it. The X-Men, decorating for homecoming? 00:04:23	Not exactly what I'd call hero work. 00:04:28	[laughs] School spirit is super-important work. 00:04:32	These streamers aren't going to hang themselves. 00:04:36	Snikt, snikt, snip. 00:04:39	You got to make an effort, Scaly. 00:04:40	That's what makes me the best there is at what I do. 00:04:45	Hi, there. [laughs] What? In that locker? 00:04:54	All right, we'll try it your way. 00:04:59	Hey, pom-pom princess. 00:05:02	Over here. 00:05:08	Boing. I am totally hypnotized. 00:05:12	Now ransack these lockers, and be quick about it. 00:05:17	Oh, okay. 00:05:18	But first, we need the perfect cheer. 00:05:20	[whistle blows] ♪ Call me Phoenix, call me Jean ♪ 00:05:24	♪ Red-haired mutant prom night queen ♪ 00:05:25	♪ I'll wreck you with a mental hurl ♪ 00:05:27	♪ If you call me Marvel Girl ♪ 00:05:30	♪ Go mutants! ♪ 00:05:54	Whoa! 00:06:01	I don't want to die for an extracurricular! 00:06:58	fruity pebbles! 00:07:05	Yikes! 00:07:05	He's as big as the taste of my post fruity pebbles cereal. 00:07:08	Part of a good breakfast. 00:07:09	Fruity yum yum! 00:07:12	(Barney) WHOA! 00:07:13	Everybody loves the big fruity blast inside every little pebbles piece. 00:07:17	(burp) (gasp) Hee hee! bamm bamm! 00:07:20	Pebbles! 00:07:22	Huh? 00:07:23	Sweet! 00:07:24	Barney! 00:07:24	My little pebbles. 00:07:25	And your pebbles.hee hee! 00:08:43	Look at me ♪♪ 00:08:45	♪♪ a any questions? 00:08:49	[Shouting questions] Scales: I don't know, man. 00:08:55	Look go away. 00:08:59	And john out. not even close. 00:09:02	He misse throw me out, you ♪♪My adamantium kisser! 00:09:20	There goes on my head! 00:09:24	Pterodactyl wings! 00:09:27	This will slow things down. 00:09:30	Gotcha. 00:09:33	American tornado drill? 00:09:36	Very good! 00:09:37	Where is it? Where is it? 00:09:38	Nothing but candy wrappers and teen magazines. 00:09:42	Would you knock it off, pom-poms? 00:09:46	Another bizarre attack. 00:09:48	Who could be behind this? 00:09:49	Cheerleader. She did it. Right there. 00:09:53	[overlapping chatter] Inconceivable. 00:09:55	Jean is our squeaky-clean pep rally princess, incapable of mischief. 00:10:00	Just look at her. 00:10:04	Wolverine, you've got to believe me. 00:10:05	Something weird is going on. 00:10:06	Kid, I've known the X-Men since you were in little dino diapers. 00:10:11	Who should I believe? 00:10:13	Them or you? 00:10:15	You fractal-blocked me one too many times, meddlesaurus. 00:10:21	Professor Hair Club. 00:10:23	You're getting sleepy, and that chair is getting so comfy. 00:10:31	I obey, evil master. 00:10:34	You, principal's office. 00:10:37	Now. 00:10:38	What for? 00:10:38	For questioning my arbitrary edict, I'm sending you to the principal's office. 00:10:43	Can't wait to tell the principal what's going down around here. 00:10:47	Who is the principal, anyway? 00:10:49	I am. 00:10:53	I see. And these spinning spiral eyes of the perpetrators-- What do they look like? 00:11:01	Well, Professor, they look-- Uh, they look-- Just like that. 00:11:11	Uh-oh. 00:11:13	The Danger Room? 00:11:14	Also the detention room. 00:11:17	Your punishment is to scrub the walls until they shine like-- Like the top of your head? 00:11:24	You'll regret that remark. 00:11:27	But not for long. 00:11:33	[Ringmaster] Oh, what are you waiting for? 00:11:35	Take off the safety protocols and activate the room. 00:11:39	He does such a good job. 00:11:41	Fine, I'll do it myself. 00:11:43	And I'm setting it for puree. 00:11:49	Hey, I was cleaning that. [lasers whine] Triceratops shield! 00:11:58	Ow, ow, ow! 00:12:11	Ai yi yi,this is bad. 00:12:24	Ow, ow, ow! 00:12:31	Oh, come on. 00:12:48	Holy guacamole. 00:12:55	Triceratops horn. 00:12:59	Worst detention ever! 00:13:02	Looks like this time, I'm not going to be saved by-- [bell rings] The bell? 00:13:20	The Danger Room is also the cafeteria-- And the gym, and the glee club practice room. 00:13:26	Oh, well, that explains the dorky smell. 00:13:28	But this room just tried to turn me into a dinosaur smoothie. 00:13:31	I think your old pals are being taken over, one by one. 00:13:35	This again? Like I told you, squirt, the X-Men are my peeps. 00:13:40	Them, I trust. 00:13:41	Sorry, but I got to jet. 00:13:43	Huh? 00:13:43	What? Only underclassmen geeks eat on campus. 00:13:47	I'm a senior,señor. 00:13:52	There you go-- [clears throat] I mean, there you go, dearie. 00:13:59	I'm telling you guys, something weird is going on. 00:14:03	First, Cyke was taken over, then Jean, then Professor X. 00:14:06	That's three. 00:14:07	Odin, dva... You're right! 00:14:11	What should we do? 00:14:12	Thank goodness. Finally, someone sees reason. 00:14:16	Okay, we need to attack this problem calmly, and not let anything distract us. 00:14:22	[growls] Potatoes. I hate potatoes on my head! 00:14:34	Whoa, Colossus, Colossus, stay calm! 00:14:36	We need to think. 00:14:39	Calm,da.I am staying calm. 00:14:49	Get ready for meatball special, frosty! 00:14:53	Food fight! 00:14:56	No, no, no, guys! 00:14:59	No food fight! Not now! 00:15:00	Zephyr winds, take these cheese fries! 00:15:08	Here come the four basic food groups! 00:15:10	Whoa! 00:15:11	That's got to hurt! 00:15:13	Oh, how my villainous heart rejoices at the sight of food being wasted! 00:15:21	Oh, you again. 00:15:24	It's in here now, is it? 00:15:25	You're such a tease. 00:15:26	Oh, well. What have I got to lose? 00:15:28	This looks like a class project. 00:15:31	Hey, kids. 00:15:33	Naptime. 00:15:40	[both] We obey. 00:15:51	Hey, I just cleaned that. 00:15:52	Ha, the lunch lady. 00:15:53	I should have known when she gave me seconds on tater tots. 00:16:01	Mommy. 00:16:02	Nice try, Jurassic boy, but you forgot to bus your tray. 00:16:08	Get him! 00:16:09	Whoa! 00:16:16	Okay, worst lunch period ever! 00:16:20	I got to go find help. 00:16:23	What's the hurry, kid? 00:16:25	Wolverine, the lunch lady is a dude from the circus, and he's taken over everybody's mind. 00:16:30	You've got to believe me now. 00:16:31	Oh, but I do believe it. 00:16:34	Bub. 00:20:13	Look at me ♪♪ 00:20:15	♪♪ a any questions? 00:20:20	[Shouting questions] Scales: I don't know, man. 00:20:25	Look go away. 00:20:29	And john out. not even close. 00:20:32	He misse throw me out, you ♪♪ 00:20:50	not you, too. 00:20:52	Oh, no. I'm caught between a jock and a hard place. 00:20:56	Stegosaurus plates. 00:21:03	Sorry, dino boy. 00:21:04	The ice age is upon you. 00:21:08	Get him. 00:21:18	Hey! 00:21:19	Ankylosaurus tail! 00:21:21	Not Thor's hammer, but it'll do in a pinch. 00:21:34	Oh, well, it was worth a try. 00:21:39	Ornithomimid legs! 00:21:40	Uh, what you think you do with those,boychik? 00:21:43	These babies let me run away! 00:21:51	Up to my neck in cleaning supplies, again. 00:21:55	Hey, that's it! 00:21:56	All right, Reptil, time to Hero up. 00:22:00	♪ Super Hero Squad Hero up ♪ 00:22:02	♪ Super Hero Squad ♪ 00:22:04	Where are you, my little Mesozoic meddler? 00:22:09	Free tickets to the circus for whoever finds him! 00:22:12	Ha, don't bother, X-Men! 00:22:15	Ringmaster's circus is the lamest show on Earth. 00:22:19	You only hypnotize people to keep them from walking out. 00:22:25	What? You dare-- [blows raspberry] ...me? 00:22:29	No one-- [blows raspberry] ...the Ringmaster! 00:22:32	It is I who-- [blows raspberry] ...them! 00:22:35	Avante! 00:22:40	[Ringmaster] Wrong turn, boy. 00:22:41	You're trapped like a prehistoric rat. 00:22:46	[Ringmaster cackles] You'd better destroy me, because you sure as heck couldn't hypnotize me with that hat. 00:22:52	I could totally hypnotize you. 00:22:55	It's what I do best. 00:22:57	Yeah, right. I'd love to see you try. 00:23:00	And so you shall. 00:23:06	Psych! 00:23:07	Oh, dang. 00:23:10	Now you are in my power. 00:23:13	Yes. 00:23:14	You no longer control the X-Men. 00:23:16	No. 00:23:17	You will cluck like a chicken. 00:23:19	Plymouth Rock or Rhode Island Red? 00:23:21	Ah, villain's choice. 00:23:22	Thank you. 00:23:23	[clucks] Well, Ringmaster, looks like you're going to make a great jailbird. 00:23:30	You get it? 'Cause the jailbird and the-- [clears throat] X-Men, laugh like I just said something really funny. 00:23:46	So, look to this day, graduates. 00:23:49	Prof, there's only us. Let's wrap this up. 00:23:52	Ah, right. Back to class, everybody. 00:23:56	Well, junior, what did you think of Xavier's? 00:24:03	I actually learned something. 00:24:05	Like how if you hadn't done a bang-up job polishing those walls, you'd be a dino burger right now? 00:24:12	Ha, ha, ha. 00:24:13	I learned that I can hold my own against a whole mess of X-Men. Not too shabby. 00:24:17	And also what a bicameral legislature is. 00:24:19	Well, I learned something, too-- Great as your old friends are, you still got to listen to the new ones. 00:24:25	Oh, and cafeteria food still tastes nasty. 00:24:27	Poor Ringmaster. What a doof, thinking that dumb stick would actually point out a fractal. 00:24:43	[Captain America] Good work, reptil. 00:24:45	This kitchen is immaculate. 00:24:47	The windows are spotless. 00:24:48	The toilets sparkle like General Eisenhower's head. 00:24:51	Well, it's like I always say-- Any job worth doing is worth doing well. 00:24:55	Don't I say that? 00:24:56	Yes, master. 00:25:00	[Ringmaster wails] Closed-Captioned ByJ.R. 00:25:39	( narrator )Now that the special battle between father-and-son Gym LeadersByron and Roark is over, Ash's much-anticipated Gym Battle with Byron is finally getting underway ! 00:25:48	Son Roark will referee, and the excitement is contagious ! 00:25:52	Hey, Ash, lots of luck ! 00:25:53	Piplup ! 00:25:54	( Roark ) The Gym battle between Byron the Gym Leader and Ash the challenger will now begin ! 00:25:59	Both sides will use three Pokémon each, and the battle is over when all three of one side's Pokémon are unable to continue ! 00:26:05	And in addition, only the challenger is allowed to substitute Pokémon ! 00:26:10	I love fossils ! 00:26:13	And... I love defense ! 00:26:19	( laughing ) ( Ash ) I know Byron's defense style is not gonna make this easy, but there's no wayI'm gonna lose ! 00:26:27	Just wait and see, Byron ! 00:26:29	I'll get that Mine Badge for sure ! 00:26:31	Pika-ka ! 00:26:32	That's the kind of spirit I like ! 00:26:34	But mark my words, if you think this is going to be a walk in the park, I've got news for you ! 00:26:45	Let the battle begin ! 00:26:46	Bronzor, let's go ! 00:26:51	Knowin' Bronzor's a Steel and Psychic type, there's no question a Fire type's the best for this job, so, Chimchar, I choose you ! 00:27:02	Chimchar ! 00:27:03	I can't believe it, I know that Chimchar ! 00:27:04	Right, Chimchar used to be Paul's not so long ago, but now Chimchar's on my team ! 00:27:10	Chimchar, ready to battle ? 00:27:12	Char ! 00:27:18	♪♪ Sometimes it's hard to know ♪♪ 00:27:20	♪♪ Which way you're supposed to go ♪♪ 00:27:23	♪♪ But deep inside you know you're strong ♪♪ 00:27:26	♪♪ If you follow your heart you can't be wrong ♪♪ 00:27:30	♪♪ Stand up stand up ♪♪ 00:27:32	♪♪ For what is right ♪♪ 00:27:33	♪♪ Be brave get ready to fight ♪♪ 00:27:36	♪♪ Hold onhold on ♪♪ 00:27:38	♪♪ We're friends for life ♪♪ 00:27:39	♪♪ And if we cometogether as one ♪♪ 00:27:42	♪♪ Complete the quest that we've begun ♪♪ 00:27:46	♪♪ We willwin the battle ♪♪ 00:27:48	♪♪ Galactic Battles Pokémon ♪♪♪♪♪♪ 00:27:51	Pikachu ! 00:27:52	Chimchar ! 00:28:04	Chim... char ! 00:28:07	Chimchar, Flamethrower ! 00:28:10	Chimchar ! 00:28:11	Bronzor, brace yourself ! 00:28:14	Bronzor... 00:28:18	Oh ! 00:28:19	( Dawn ) How can Bronzor handle Chimchar's Flamethrower ? 00:28:22	Then that has to mean Bronzor has the ability Heatproof ! 00:28:26	That means it can limit the damage from any Fire-type moves it encounters. 00:28:31	Byron's spent countless hours with Bronzor training intensively. 00:28:34	I doubt Bronzor could feel that attack at all ! 00:28:37	We need more power ! 00:28:39	Chimchar, Flamethrower, one more time ! 00:28:41	Chimchar ! 00:28:43	Bron... 00:28:44	You use that as much as you want-- so what ? 00:28:47	Bronzor, Rain Dance ! 00:28:50	Bronzor ! 00:28:55	Oh ! 00:28:59	It's all part of Byron's strategy, using a Water-type move to try and throw Chimchar off its game ! 00:29:04	Chimchar, use Dig, now ! 00:29:07	Dig as adefensivemove-- I'm impressed with Ash ! 00:29:16	Bronzor.