The Asteroid


 * [Lilo, Stitch and the hula girls are visiting the planetarium]'
 * All Girls: WOW!
 * Elena: We're up so high, I bet we're in space already.
 * Lilo': This is almost as cool as the real outer space.
 * Teresa: Stop saying you've been to outer space, Lilo.
 * Mertle: Real astronauts have spacesuits. You don't got a spacesuit.
 * Yuki, Teresa, and Elena: YYEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!
 * Mertle: The only place you've been is Planet Weirdo!
 * Lilo: But it's true! Me and Stitch-- [realizes Stitch is gone] Stitch? [Stitch is swinging on a planet model] Stitch!


 * [Lilo and Stitch learn from eavesdropping on Cobra Bubbles that an asteroid is going to smash into Earth; Lilo sends flyers to everyone to evacuate via Jumba's ship while Stitch informs his cousins; unfortunately, none of humans believe them and don't come]
 * Lilo: They're probably all just having trouble parking.
 * Stitch: Ih! Hamcha!
 * Lilo: [looks up in the night sky] I hope our new planet has this many stars, and I hope it has a beach with perfect waves, and friends, and shave ice, and fish that eat peanut butter sandwiches. [sighs] Sure would be better if we could just stay home. They're not coming, are they.
 * Stitch: Naga.
 * Lilo: Well, at least your cousins showed. How many are in there?
 * Stitch: [counts the experiments on the ship] Kicha!
 * Lilo: Only six? No one believes us.


 * [Stitch gets an idea to get Digger and Richter to go on the asteroid and destroy it, saving Earth]
 * Jumba: Crazy idea.
 * Lilo: So crazy that it might actually work, right?
 * Jumba: No. Just crazy.
 * Nani: Lilo, what's going on here?
 * Lilo: I told you. There's an asteroid heading towards Earth. We were going to evacuate everyone, but I think we'll go on a secret mission to destroy the asteroid instead.
 * Nani: Lilo, there hasn't been anything on the news about this. Anyone who'd believe you would have to be completely lolo!
 * Surfer: Yo, dudes! Hey, sorry I'm late. Just stopped for a pepperoni slice. [walks into Jumba's ship]
 * Lilo: See? It's true! Ask Cobra Bubbles. He knows!
 * Nani: Okay! I'll call him. Nobody makes one single move until I get back! [leaves]
 * Lilo: Let's go.
 * [Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba run into the ship]


 * [as Jumba's ship heads towards the asteroid, Stitch's cousins begin to cause havoc; Sparky zaps Hammerface in the rear end, Digger digs into his seat, Kixx kicks the back of Spooky's seat, and Spooky retaliates by frightening him with a scary face]
 * Lilo: They seem a little restless.
 * Surfer: You said there'd be peanuts!
 * Lilo: They need peanuts, and sodas, and swizzle sticks.
 * Pleakley: Uh-uh! I'm not going anywhere near those little monsters! You go!
 * Lilo: But I'm too little to fit into the stewardess outfit.
 * [scene changes to Pleakley in the stewardess outfit pushing a cart of consessions]
 * Pleakley: Soda! Peanuts! [Kixx reaches his hand to grab a soda, but Pleakley slaps him] Don't be grabby! There's enough for everyone!
 * [Kixx, impatient, spins wildy, knocking Pleakley out, and he grabs a bag of peanuts]


 * [Lilo learns that the asteroid is home to a small crabby alien]
 * Lilo: We can't blow up this asteroid!
 * Jumba: Excusing me?! But is your idea!
 * Lilo: This is that crabby guy's home, and he loves it. Just like we love the Earth. We can't destroy it.
 * Jumba: Can't destroy Earth, can't destroy asteroid... Wait... HA! I am more genius! I am having a theory. If Jumba designed hyperdrive to move ship millions of miles to Kweltiquan, it can perhaps move asteroid off course with Earth.
 * Lilo: You mean, we can save Earth and the asteroid? [Jumba winks at her] Way to go, Jumba! You're hardly evil at all!
 * Pleakley: But... if we put the hyperdrive on the asteroid, we won't be able to cross the vast distances involved in interstellar travel. You and I might never be able to return to our home planets!
 * Jumba: We have home planet, with little girl, and bigger girl, on Earth.
 * Pleakley: Okay, you got me... you big jerk!


 * [after the gang succeed in moving the asteroid off course by inserting the hyperdrive in it, they return home]
 * Cobra Bubbles: I speak not only for myself, but for everyone on Earth when I say thank you for saving our collective posterior.
 * Lilo: So... Where's the plaque? The commendation from the president? The key to the Earth?
 * Cobra Bubbles: The government prefers to take the stance that the threat of annihilation never actually existed. But I did manage to swing this. [hands Lilo a document]
 * Lilo: "This document officially states that Lilo and Stitch are honorary agents in the Earth Defense Agency, Under 12 and Illegal Experiment division." Cool! I bet not even Elvis got one of these.