The Misunderstandings

First Sight of the Misunderstandings



 * Yes?


 * Gumball, are you coming or what?


 * But-- but I thought you said we were gonna meet at dinner!


 * Yeah, we're having lunch at Dinner, the new diner that's just opened.




 * Uh, hello?


 * Uh, yeah, yeah, sorry, I thought you say we were going to meet at the mall, not your house.


 * I am at the mall.




 * What?


 * Me too. I- I can't see though.


 * Really? Where are you?


 * Right there by that place that sell stuff-


 * Gumball, you do realize I called you on your home phone.


 * Of course I- I mean, this is a voice message I left you in case you call. Please leave the message after the beep. Beep!




 * I'll be there in 10.


 * Good.




 * Dude, look. I learned how to wiggle my ears. Check it out! [Stands still] Is It Happening? Are they wiggling? Wha-- Wait a second! I jus-- I just had it! You gotta see!


 * Uh, yeah. [describes something with his hands]


 * What do you mean you wanna buy a pair of fruit bikinis but you're not sure the milk is off?


 * What?


 * That's what you just described with your hands.


 * Ok. First, you don't have ears. And secondly, this is what people do when they wanna get out of a conversation without being mean.


 * Well I think its a little bit confusing.


 * How is this remotely confusing? "I'm late, I gotta go, I gotta hurry, I might call you but I definitely won't."


 * [Richard crashes at a street light]


 * Dad?! What are you doing?!


 * It's your fault. You said go back, and keep going, and I'll call you when you get too close to the lamppost, which I thought was a bit weird.


 * See, dude. Those signals are pretty easy to misinterpret.


 * Fine, interpret this.


 * What? You bought a time share in a lighthouse with watermelon papers?



Misunderstandings Through Journey To The Mall



 * Hey man, wanna hang out?


 * Hey Joe. I'm sorry, I really can't talk right now.


 * Should we just sing instead?


 * Dude, I didn't have time for this. I really gotta go.


 * Number one or number two?


 * What? Eww, no. Look, I don't wanna be rude but I need to leave. Follow me?


 * Got it.


 * What are you doing?!


 * What? You said 'follow me'. I thought we were doing walk and talk.


 * Dude, I don't have time with talk! Am I clear?!








 * No! Just me walking. For you, no walking and no talking! Alright?!








 * That was a- uh. Actually that was too impressive for me to be mad. But I'm gonna be as specific as I possibly can. You stay here and don't do anything. I will go to the mall, and see you later. Okay?








 * You can breath though.






 * Excuse me.


 * Uh, sorry I-


 * I don't want any money, all I want is a moment of you time.


 * Sorry, time is one thing I don't have today.


 * Got any money then?


 * F-for what?


 * To get my yacht waxed, of course.


 * What?


 * Heh-heh-heh, just kidding it's for new gold faucets in my mansion.


 * Uhhhhhh...


 * Still joking, it's for cosmetic surgery, [Puckers lips] I want
 * fuller lips.


 * U-uhhhhh...


 * [Shouting] IT'S FOR FOOD OBVIOUSLY!


 * A-ha, I'm sorry, I've got 10 dollars, but I need to buy lunch for my friend.


 * Oh, I see clearly we're not friends, huh?


 * Uh, no. Not really.


 * Look at you, my lord, with your big eyes and your pants.


 * Wait, are you saying you're only wearing a trenr coat right now?


 * I don't know. Am I?!


 * Oh I see, sarcasm. Look, don't be angry. We can still be friends.


 * But not lunch friends.


 * Look, I promise- I-I don't have the time right now, but I promise I'll buy you some food later at dinner. how's that?


 * It's a date.


 * Are you being sarcastic again?


 * Can't you tell?


 * mhm...


 * Hm? Hm?


 * Oh, man, I'm super-late! I think.


 * Hey.


 * Hey Sweetie.


 * Hey. Hey Cupcake.


 * Hey.


 * Hey Cupcake, Hey, kid.


 * Hey.


 * [Shouting] WHAT?!


 * Your head is massive!


 * Aw.


 * Good job, guys.




 * Hey, hey, you know what? NO. I'm in serious hurry, but someone needs to take a stand here! So, in the name of all your victims...PBHT!




 * I have no idea what that means, but it looks extremely insulting.


 * Is it a vulcan gang, sign?


 * I don't know what it mean either, but that'll teach you for making fun of my head.


 * What? But we mean it as a compliment.


 * A big head means a big brain. You must be very intelligent.


 * Well, when you shout weird stuff from a tiny head  between huge arms  it scares people.