Michael's Last Dundies


 * Deangelo: Uhhh, you sir! Are we having fun tonight?
 * Jim: Having a great time.
 * Deangelo: Oh good!
 * Jim: Thanks, yeah.
 * Deangelo: Where were you on September 11th?
 * Michael: No! God!


 * Michael: Sorry, we're late, we were waiting in line at the DMV.
 * Deangelo: Fall asleep right after sex. Right, guys?
 * Jim: Nope. Go back to the script.


 * [The entire office staff sings a surprise song to Michael to the tune of "Seasons of Love" from Rent]
 * Andy: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.
 * All: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.
 * Pam: In costumes!
 * Jim: And impressions!
 * Toby: In meetings.
 * Erin and Kelly: And cups of coffee.
 * Kevin: For birthdays!
 * Stanley: More meetings and...
 * Women: E-mail forwards you made us read.
 * All: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!
 * Meredith: You hit me with your car!
 * Ryan: You helped me get off drugs!
 * Creed: I watch you when you sleep.
 * Oscar: I forgive you for kissing me!
 * All: Remember to call. Call. Remember to call. Call. Remember to call. Call.
 * Erin and Kelly: Call, text or e-mail, or call.
 * Deangelo: [falsetto] Measure. Measure your life in love!
 * All: Remember to call, remember to call. Remember to call.
 * Deangelo: [falsetto] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.