Fred Goes on a Date With Judy

Fred Goes on a Date With Judy is a Fred episode from Season 3.

Script
Fred: (singing) Rocking on the rocking chair!

(Fred then tips over)

Fred: (screaming) Ow!

(Next scene)

Fred: Hey it's Fred!!! and I'm really excited because earlier today Judy called me and told me that her and Kevin broke up! (screams) I've been waiting for this day my whole entire life! Oh I almost forgot to tell you, Judy asked me to go on a date with her! (screams again) We're gonna go inside her trailer park lounge and just have a little mid-afternoon snack together. Oh I'm just so excited to spend some time with that smashing looking lady. I honestly think that the reason why this is happening is because last night I wished upon a star, I mean actually it was a person in the trailer court throwing out burning trash in the air, but still it looked like a star, and I wished upon it that I could go on a date with Judy, now it's happening!

(Fred is now in the bathroom)

Fred: It's time to get ready for the date! Oh Judy's gonna love the way I clean up, I mean look at this hairstyle, what girl couldn't resist this? Okay, now to smell good I have to rub this bathroom freshner all over my body cause' my mom says that's it's cheaper than deodorant and more efficient. Oh Judy's gonna love how I smell like a fresh bathroom. Last but not least I'm gonna eat a tic-tac just in case she wants me to plant a big, wet, slobbery kiss all over her mouth. I read on the internet that after you kiss a girl they love it and there's like slobber all over their chin and all the areas around their mouth, they just...they love it.

(Fred is now about to enter the trailer.)

Fred: Okay, I'm entering the trailer park lounge as we speak. (giggles)

(Fred is now inside the trailer.)

Fred: Oh um... she must not be here yet. (giggles) I guess I'm early. I'm not worried at all, I mean Judy would not lie to me, I mean she's lied to me in the past but last night, I wished upon a flying, burning pile of trash so obviously, my wish is gonna come true to go on a date with Judy. IT WILL COME TRUE!!! Oh and if she did lie, then she'll have to pay...with her life. (giggles) Just kidding. Wait, why am I just sitting here? While I'm waiting I might as well past the time with some beautiful song and dance.

(Fred stands on the table while dancing.)

Fred: (singing) I......love tap dancing, I love tapping all over your face Judy cause' you're not here. If you don't come I'm gonna tap all over your hacking face, I'm gonna tap my tap shoes all over your whole entire family!

(Song is done)

Fred: That song was a joke I mean I was kidding, I mean don't take it seriously I mean it's not like I'm gonna do anything I'll regret. Okay I'm not gonna cover up for Judy anymore, this is getting a little bit too...(screams) What are you doing here?

Mannequin: I'll go on a date with you, Fred. I love you more than words can explain.

Fred: Oh, okay well I'm gonna go to the bathroom, actually I'm gonna get the heck out of here!

Mannequin: (gasps) Why can't he just love me like I love him?! ￼

(Fred is back home.)

Fred: Oh my gosh I should've known it wasn't gonna work out Judy's mean to everyone--

Kevin: (laughs) Wow, Fred!

Fred: What are you doing in my house Kevin and Judy? Get out of here, you think it's funny to just, set me up on a date Judy and then not show up? It's not funny. You got some sort of sick pleasure, sick, sick, sick pleasure out of hurting me? Is that it? Huh? Huh?

Judy: What are you talking about, Fred? I didn't do anything.

Fred: You know what I'm talking about, you set me up on that date and you never even showed up.

Kevin: (laughs) Um, that was me, Judy. I mean I called him on your phone this morning and asked him out on a date acting like I was you, I mean I thought it would be funny, we could laugh about it together.

Judy: Um, Kevin that's￼ really mean, I mean I know Fred's weird and all but you don't have to to be such a jerk to him all the time.

Fred: Don't even try to act to act like you were part of it, Judy, GET OUT OF HERE, BOTH OF YOU, GET OUT, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!! (to us) Like I'm supposed to believe that Judy had no part in that. Yeah right, I mean...wait maybe she didn't. Maybe she's starting to like...

(knock on the door.)

Fred: Come in!

(Door opens to reveal Sparky.)

Fred: Oh my gosh, it's Sparky! Oh my gosh, Sparky I missed you, you've been gone for so long, and oh my gosh you dyed your hair black! I don't know if you guys remember Sparky, but he was in my older videos. I can't believe he's back, I'm so excited! Okay well I'm gonna go play fetch with Sparky so I'll talk to you later! Peace out, home dog￼!

(end of video.)