The Bow Tie Asymmetry


 * Penny: All right! It's go time! I'm pumped!


 * Sheldon: [To Amy.] Wow, you look amazing!


 * Penny: [Penny running down the aisle.] Okay everyone. Here we go!
 * Sheldon: Leonard. That’s Mark Ha…Ha...Ha… It’s Mark Hami…Ha…Ha…
 * Leonard: Yep. Thank Wolowitz. He set it up.
 * Sheldon: Thank you.
 * Mark Hamill: Congratulations on your wedding.
 * Sheldon: Thank you. When this is over, I have 4000 things for you to sign.
 * [Processional starts; Amy enters.]
 * Amy: [Father kisses her.] Thank you, Daddy. I…I thought Wil was marrying us.
 * Sheldon: Wolowitz got us an upgrade.
 * Amy: Another sci-fi guy in a beard? Seems lateral, but okay.
 * Mark Hamill: Welcome. We are gathered here today in the sight of friends, family and Almighty God.
 * Sheldon: That’s too religious.
 * Mark Hamill: That lady over there made me say that.
 * Mary: He heard you and he can’t un-hear you.
 * Mark Hamill: we’re here to celebrate the marriage of Sheldon Lee Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler. I had more prepared, but I’m gonna skip to the rings and the vows since I’ve been answering your questions for 45 minutes.
 * Stuart: Yeah, he answered them.
 * Mark Hamill: Amy, you’re up.
 * Amy: Sheldon, when I was a little girl, I used to dream about my wedding. But, eventually I stopped, because I thought that day would never come. And then I met you. From the first moment in that coffee shop, I knew there was something special between us, even I did work on a study that disapproved love at first sight.
 * Sheldon: I loved that study the moment I read it. Ironic, huh?
 * Amy: Clearly it was wrong. Because I felt something that day, and those feelings have only gotten stronger with time. I can’t imagine loving you more than I do right now. But I felt that way yesterday and the day before yesterday and the day before that.
 * Sheldon: Is that growth linear or accelerating?
 * Amy: Accelerating.
 * Sheldon: Or maybe we could graph it out.
 * Leonard: Save something for the honeymoon.
 * Sheldon: Smart.
 * Amy: Sheldon, I don’t know what the future holds, but I know I’ve never been happier than I am now in this moment marrying you.
 * Mark Hamill: Well, that was unexpectedly beautiful. I need a minute. [He points to Sheldon.]
 * Sheldon: Amy, I usually know exactly what to say. But at this moment I have no words. I guess I’m overwhelmed by you. In a good way. Not like elevator in the haunted Mansion way. Even if I can’t tell you now how I feel, I will spend the rest of my life showing you how much I love you.
 * Mark Hamill: Do you…Do you…
 * Wil Wheaton: Hey, I’m just saying, I’m here if you need me to step in.
 * Mark Hamill: No, no, no. I got this. Amy, do you take Sheldon for your lawfully wedded husband?
 * Amy: I do.
 * Mark Hamill: And Sheldon, same thing.
 * Sheldon: I do.
 * Mark Hamill: Then by the power invested in me by EvenYouCanPerfromWeddings.com, I know pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
 * [Recessional. Sheldon and Amy leave hand in hand.]
 * Kripke: [Singing.] At wast…My wove has come awong…My wonewy days are over…And wife is wike a song.


 * Penny: All right, Saturday is the big day. A lot of people thought this would never come. I may have been one of those people.
 * Amy: I may have been one of those people.
 * Sheldon: Wait, wait, are we talking about the wedding?
 * Amy: Oh, yes.
 * Sheldon: Oh, yeah, I was definitely one of those people.


 * Amy: So are you feeling okay? No wedding jitters?
 * Sheldon: No. There’s nothing in the world that would stop me from marrying you tomorrow even me coming from the future to prevent the wedding and the subsequent birth of a child who will destroy humanity.
 * Amy: Because if you came from the future that would mean you already went through with the wedding because you believe that time travel is on a closed loop.
 * Sheldon: I love you so damn much.


 * Mrs. Fowler: She used to be such a devoted daughter. Now she’s just waiting for me to die so she can get my china.


 * Mary Cooper: Thanks again for picking us up.
 * Raj: My pleasure Mrs. Cooper.
 * Mary Cooper: You know our driver to the airport was an Indian fella.
 * Missy: Mom…
 * Mary Cooper: So now it’s racist to notice when somebody’s Indian.
 * Raj: I don’t think its racist. I notice you were both white.


 * Amy: So, you're Sheldon's big brother.
 * George Jr.: Yeah, he got the brains, I got the bod... and the face, and the hair.
 * Amy: I like your accent. Sheldon, did you used to sound like that? Can you still?
 * Sheldon: I can. I will not. Amy, you said something about my bow tie that I can't stop thinking about.
 * Amy: Don't you mean, (imitating Southern accent) "Y'all said somethin' 'bout my bow tie?" Go on, say it! (more seriously) Say it.


 * Mrs. Fowler: And did you know my Amy was Amelia Earhart in the eighth grade?
 * Penny: Amy, you never said you were in a school play.
 * Mrs. Fowler: Oh, no, no, at home. I never let her do a school play. Those kids just take drugs and have intercourse.


 * Leonard: After today you are officially and more importantly legally Amy’s problem.
 * Sheldon: Don’t be silly, Leonard. I will always be your problem.
 * Mary: Hey, baby.
 * Sheldon: Hello, mother.
 * Mary: Leonard, could you give us a moment?
 * Leonard: Oh, of course.
 * Mary: Oh, Shelly. I wish your dad could see you now.
 * Sheldon: Me too, I miss him.
 * Mary: He would be so proud of you. I know that I am.
 * Sheldon: Thank you. I mean for everything. My whole life.
 * Mary: Oh, let me straighten your tie.
 * Sheldon: No, no, no. It’s all right. It’s supposed to be a little asymmetrical. Apparently a small flaw somehow improves it.
 * Mary: I can see that. Sometimes it’s the imperfect stuff that makes things perfect.
 * Sheldon: [Thinks of something.] Excuse me.
 * Mary: Case in point.


 * Leonard: Everybody’s waiting. What are you guys doing?
 * Amy: Super asymmetry.
 * Leonard: Super asymmetry? Is that a thing?
 * Sheldon: We’re inventing it right now!
 * Leonard: Do you think that this can wait until …Hold on! This is interesting.


 * Penny: Sheldon loves Amy and he would never hurt her on her wedding day or any other day. So park it!


 * Penny: What are you lunatics doing?!?
 * Amy: Sheldon had a breakthrough.
 * Sheldon: Actually Amy and I had a breakthrough.
 * Penny: Oh, science? Shocking!!
 * Leonard: You don’t understand. This could be real big.
 * Sheldon: No, Penny’s right. We have our whole lives to do science together.
 * Amy: Let’s get married.
 * Penny: All right. It’s go time! I’m pumped!