Many Spocks

(Old Spock and Spock meet in the shuttle hangar)

Old Spock: Hello, Spock, nice to meet you. I'm you, thirty years older, from the future.

Spock: How did you get here?

Old Spock: Through a black hole. Listen, in 10 years, you'll fight against an evil Klingon named Klorol

Spock: Alright.

Old Spock: And he'll swing his bat left to the right. So dodge left and you will avoid spending a week in the hospital.

Spock: Oh, thank you.

(Spock starts to walk away)

Old Spock: Oh, and also in about 7 years DJ Zemora will release a Greatest Hits album and it's awesome, so you should definitely get that.

Spock: Okay.

Old Spock: But then 2 years after that they're going to release a DJ Zemora compilation album and even though it has a different cover it has all the same songs so DON'T buy it.

Spock: Alright. Not life threatening per se, but good to know.

(Then enters another Spock)

5 Minutes In The Future Spock: Do not go down that hallway!

Spock: Who are you?

5 Minutes In The Future Spock: I'm you 5 minutes in the future. 3 minutes from now Kirk is gonna drop a monumental deuce in the hallway bathroom.

Spock: Sure.

5 Minutes In The Future Spock: And it's gonna smell really, really bad. Trust me. So...just maybe...take another hallway

Spock: OK. Thanks.

(A "female" Spock appears)

Sex Change Spock: Spock!

Spock: Who are you? My sister?

Sex Change Spock: No, I'm you Spock. 1 night 12 years from now you have one too many Zingaro shots, lose a bet, and get a sex change.

Spock: Why is Old Spock a man?

Old Spock: I change back. There are some problems with the equipment though. Not going to lie.

(A black Spock suddenly appears)

Black Spock: Hey Spock.

Spock: Don't tell me; You're me, from the future, but somehow I turn into an overweight black guy.

Ernie: Uh, no. I'm Ernie, just heading down the hallway. Live long and bite me. (gives him the finger and walks away) (Off-screen) Damn! Someone set their phasers to stink!

Spock: I don't understand. Why are all you Spocks meeting me at this exact moment?

Old Spock: Didn't you get the note? It's all of our birthdays. We're throwing a surprise birthday party for Super Old Spock. He turns 2000 years old today and this was the best place we could all meet up. Are all the other Spocks ready?

Other Spocks: Ready!

The other Spocks hide and the lights turn off. Then enters Super Old Spock.

Super Old Spock: Seems so illogical to travel through time to this location.

Spocks: Happy birthday!

Super Old Spock gets shocked which is probably too much for his heart and clings to his chest. The Spocks then start to dance.

A Spock: Go Spock, it's your birthday. It is the day of your birth.