Super Cafe: Bros Before Marios

(A tiny Mario is beside Batman)

Superman: So I said "You'll have plenty of time for that... In prison!"

(The two heroes laugh)

Batman: Classic.

Superman: (sees Mario) OH MY GOSH, THERE'S A LITTLE MAN NEXT TO YOU!

Batman: What the?!

Mario: Imma not little.

Superman: Who is that?!

Mario: (eats a red mushroom to return to normal size) It'sa me, Mario.

Batman: You didn't see this guy?

Superman: No, I saw him. I can see everything. What, uh, what are you doing here, Mario?

Batman: Are you lost?

Mario: Imma gonna hang out with ma people. The Superheroes. Justa like everybody else.

Superman: I don't think that's how this works.

Batman: Yeah, this feels really forced.

Mario: Imma just like you (Superman).

Superman: (bursts out laughing) Wait, what?

Mario: Imma superhero.

Superman: (chuckles) No.

Batman: No, you aren't.

Mario: I rescue the princess.

Superman: I'm sorry but just because you rescue a princess from an unlocked castle does not make you a superhero.

Batman: Sorry, pal. That's just normal hero.

Mario: Ita says "Super Mario" in the game. You are Superman, I am Super Mario. It is the same. We are the same.

Superman: We are NOT the same. I don't have to eat crazy plants to get powers.

Mario: I can throw fire.

Superman: So?

Mario: I can be invincible.

Batman: For a limited time, yes.

Mario: I can swim underwater for a long time.

Superman: We are not the same, dude!

Mario: Then Imma just like him (Batman). I have no powers so I wear a costume.

Batman: Let's, uh, let's not get carried away here, Mario. I don't wear racoon ears and a tail. Because I'm Batman. You see the difference?

Mario: ... Nope. We are the same.

Batman: Well, I got nothing. I don't know what to do here.

(The Avengers show up outside)

Thor: Kindly step aside, red plumber.

Mario: Wha?

Superman: Ugh, thank you.

Captain America: Hey, Mario, get outta here. You're in our seat.

Batman: We're going to need a bigger booth.

Super Cafe: Bros before Marios

The end.

(Mario is now in his racoon suit)

Batman: I'm Batman.

Mario: Imma Mario.

Batman: I'm Batman.

Mario: Imma Mario.