Sophia Grace & Rosie's Royal Adventure

00:00:01	- ♪ Yo, we're back again ♪ 00:00:04	♪ Sophia Grace, Rosie mad hits ♪ 00:00:06	♪ Ellen D. be yelling this is it ♪ 00:00:07	♪ Like good thing she's got good wi-fi ♪ 00:00:09	♪ Made us hotter than the hottest on prime time ♪ 00:00:11	♪ Primetime with our hair so neat ♪ 00:00:13	♪ We stop the beat, brush repeat ♪ 00:00:15	♪ We got Katy Perry ♪ 00:00:16	♪ That's what's up ♪ 00:00:17	♪ And Justin Bieber ♪ 00:00:18	♪ That's what's up ♪ 00:00:18	♪ And we're chillin' with Pink and oh my gosh Nicki Minaj ♪ 00:00:22	♪ Everybody jump up ♪ 00:00:23	♪ Let me see those hands up ♪ 00:00:25	♪ This song is for the anthem ♪ 00:00:27	♪ Girl, you're so good ♪ 00:00:28	♪ It's so good ♪ 00:00:29	♪ Now we getting traction ♪ 00:00:30	♪ Everybody's dancing ♪ 00:00:32	♪ Listen to the sound ♪ 00:00:34	♪ And girl it's so good ♪ 00:00:35	♪ You're so good ♪ 00:00:36	♪ You're so good ♪ 00:00:38	♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, we're so good ♪ 00:00:42	♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:00:44	♪ Sophia Grace and Rosie ♪ 00:00:45	♪ Everybody knows me ♪ 00:00:46	♪ When princess dresses fit and we cozy ♪ 00:00:48	♪ Hit the dance floor ♪ 00:00:49	♪ Hit the dance floor ♪ 00:00:50	♪ Show this club that we're here to dance for ♪ 00:00:52	♪ Go, Rosie, go, Rosie, go ♪ 00:00:53	♪ Go, Rosie, go, Rosie, go ♪ 00:00:55	♪ Go, Rosie, go, Rosie, go ♪ 00:00:57	♪ Go, Rosie, go ♪ 00:00:59	- I'm fantastic! 00:01:00	- ♪ Everybody jump up ♪ 00:01:02	♪ Let me see those ♪ 00:01:04	- Well, what do you think? 00:01:06	- They have a certain appeal. 00:01:09	- They're gold. 00:01:10	- ♪ Everybody's dancing ♪ 00:01:10	♪ Listen to sound and girl you're so good ♪ 00:01:14	♪ You're so good ♪ 00:01:15	♪ You're so good ♪ 00:01:17	♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:01:19	♪ You're so good ♪ 00:01:21	♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪♪♪ 00:01:24	- [applause] - And we're off! 00:01:28	You've been a great audience. 00:01:29	Drive home carefully. 00:01:33	- [laughs] Ah, Sophia Rose, Gracie, you girls were great. 00:01:38	Girls, I'd like you meet your new segment producer for your next assignment. 00:01:42	- You can call me Phyllis Bundt, like the cake. 00:01:45	- Hi, Phyllis Bundt. 00:01:46	I'm Sophia Grace. 00:01:47	- And I'm Rosie. 00:01:49	Cake is very good. 00:01:51	- Nice to meet you. 00:01:52	- [giggling] - Oh, my, you're huggers. 00:01:54	Okay, okay. 00:01:57	The three of us are going to Switzelvania. 00:02:00	- Oh. 00:02:01	- You'll be correspondents for the biggest event in their history. 00:02:04	The coronation of their new queen. 00:02:06	- [squealing] - Have you heard of Switzelvania before? 00:02:10	- [laughing] - Have we? 00:02:13	- Switzelvania is a monarchy located-- - --on the Mediterranean. 00:02:16	- Recently, the country has been in the news-- - --after 50 years on the throne-- - --King Edward is stepping down. 00:02:21	- And will name-- - --one of his three daughters - --Princess Imogen-- - --Princess Cordelia-- - --or Princess Abigail-- - --to succeed him. 00:02:28	- The end. 00:02:29	- BOTH: My cousin helped me with this report. 00:02:31	Thank you. 00:02:33	- Great. 00:02:33	Ready to go to a castle? 00:02:35	- I'm so excited. 00:02:36	- [squealing] - We're going to have the best time. 00:02:49	- It's tea time, Phyllis Bundt. 00:02:51	- Oh, no, I can't, tea makes me anxious. 00:02:54	- It's imaginary tea. 00:02:55	And it's decaffeinated. 00:02:58	- Okay. 00:02:59	- Give me a number, Phyllis Bundt. 00:03:01	- How about 17,508. 00:03:04	- One, two, three... 00:03:07	Five hundred and three, five hundred and four, five hundred and five, five hundred and six-- - Are you married? 00:03:12	Who's your best friend? 00:03:13	Do you have a boyfriend? 00:03:14	Does he live with you? 00:03:14	I got my ears pierced when I was seven. 00:03:15	When did you get your ears pierced? 00:03:17	- I have a pet called Fluffy. 00:03:18	She's a hamster. 00:03:19	She's very, very fluffy. 00:03:21	That's why she's called fluffy. 00:03:22	- Are you a vegetarian? 00:03:23	Do you like eggs? 00:03:24	Who's your favorite pop star? 00:03:25	Mine is Nicki Minaj, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, One Direction. 00:03:28	I like everybody! 00:03:30	Who do you like? 00:03:31	- [sighs] - [thunder crashes] - [screaming] - Seventeen thousand five hundred and four-- - Morning! 00:03:46	- Uh. 00:03:46	- Seventeen thousand five hundred and five, seventeen thousand five hundred and six. 00:03:51	Done. 00:03:54	You're going to marry a prince! 00:03:57	- Ah! 00:03:58	- Ah, I'm so happy for you! 00:03:59	- Unlikely. 00:04:00	What I am gonna do though is sleep for the rest of the flight. 00:04:05	So sshhh. 00:04:08	[exhales] Okay. 00:04:10	- WOMAN ON LOUDSPEAKER: We've begun our descent. 00:04:13	Welcome to Switzelvania. 00:04:15	- [squealing] - Come on, Phyllis. 00:04:25	- [squealing] - [groaning] - Passport, check. 00:04:38	Luggage, check. 00:04:40	Sleeping, check. 00:04:44	- [squealing] - Switzelvania. 00:04:46	- [squealing] - Switzelvania, I can't wait. 00:04:49	- Oh, Rosie, we're gonna meet princesses. 00:05:15	- Switzelvania's so beautiful. 00:05:17	Isn't it beautiful, Phyllis Bundt? 00:05:22	Uh-oh. 00:05:23	- [horn honking] - Take us to the castle please. 00:05:33	- [gasping] - It's like a fairytale for real. 00:05:39	- ROSIE: Don't you think we should try and find Phyllis Bundt? 00:05:42	- SOPHIA GRACE: She's an adult. 00:05:42	I'm sure she can take care of herself. 00:05:44	- ROSIE: But we're children. 00:05:46	- SOPHIE GRACE: We're correspondents. 00:05:47	Phyllis Bundt would want us to go inside and meet the princesses. 00:05:58	- He's good. 00:06:01	- BOTH: Whoa! 00:06:02	- You're right, he's good. 00:06:08	- [reggae music playing] - We're here. 00:06:10	The castle, mon. 00:06:15	- This is a bar. 00:06:16	- Yeah, mon, the castle bar and grill. 00:06:17	It's most popular. 00:06:20	- What happened to the girls? 00:06:21	- What girls you talk about? 00:06:22	- The girls that were with me? 00:06:23	The girls I was supposed to protect with my life! 00:06:25	- Yeah, I see no girls. 00:06:26	- Where's my luggage? 00:06:27	My phone, my purse. 00:06:29	Oh, my God. 00:06:30	Oh, my God, I've lost all my money. 00:06:32	- No money? 00:06:33	- No, no money! 00:06:34	- Get out me cab. 00:06:36	- You cannot just leave me here. 00:06:38	No, excuse me, no, see, I am in television, okay? 00:06:42	No, you wait! 00:06:44	Uh, ugh! 00:06:48	- It can't too hard. 00:06:50	How do you break into a castle? 00:06:55	Be right back. 00:06:58	Let's see. 00:06:59	Oh, lavender. 00:07:00	- We need a miracle. 00:07:08	- I say, Rosie, down here. 00:07:13	- Who are you? 00:07:14	- I go by lots of names. 00:07:15	But most people just call Magic Duck. 00:07:19	- So you're a magical ceramic duck? 00:07:21	Besides talking, what over magic do you do? 00:07:25	- Mm, I grant wishes. 00:07:28	- Really? 00:07:29	- I can grant you three magic wishes. 00:07:32	Not four, not five, but three. 00:07:34	So be careful to only use that W word when you really mean it. 00:07:39	- Wow, I always wanted a duck that grants wishes. 00:07:42	- Who are you talking to? 00:07:44	- I found a magic duck that grants wishes. 00:07:47	- Sweet. 00:07:48	Guess what I found. 00:07:50	A way into the castle. 00:07:53	- Linens! 00:07:55	- Raw juice. 00:07:56	- Flowers. 00:07:57	- Magic Duck. 00:07:58	- What? 00:07:59	- Vegetables. 00:08:06	- So far, so good. 00:08:10	- What do you think you're doing? 00:08:13	The seafood fork goes on the inside. 00:08:16	This is an insult to the royal family. 00:08:20	- I'm sorry, sir. 00:08:21	- You're fired. 00:08:22	- [gasps] - Back to work. 00:08:25	- You know castles have terrifying dungeons, right? 00:08:29	If we get caught, that's where they'll put us. 00:08:32	- If we act like we belong, they'll think we belong. 00:08:36	- That's what you said about Nicki Minaj's New Year's Eve party. 00:08:39	- I know who you are. 00:08:43	- You do? 00:08:45	- I know everything. 00:08:47	- This is it. 00:08:48	Dungeon here we come. 00:08:48	- Well, you're the king's great, great, great grandnieces. 00:08:51	I was told you were stuck in England with a nasty case of the sniffles. 00:08:54	- We don't have the sniffles. 00:08:56	We have flowers for the princesses. 00:08:58	- That's wonderful. 00:08:59	And now you'll be presenting the new queen's coronation bouquet as planned. 00:09:04	Do follow me, girls. 00:09:04	We must get you fitted for your gown while I see to your room. 00:09:08	Come along. 00:09:10	- She thinks we're the king's great, great grandnieces. 00:09:14	- Ssh, go with it. 00:09:17	- Come on in, girls, come on. 00:09:19	ter it. 00:09:20	- [gasps] - Sit down. 00:09:22	Come on now. 00:09:23	- Beautiful. 00:09:24	- Very good. 00:09:24	Now you wait here for the royal stylist. 00:09:26	Touch anything, and you will be in royal trouble. 00:09:32	[laughing] I'm kidding. 00:09:35	[laughs] Give us a loop. 00:09:40	Give us a loop. 00:09:42	- WOMAN: Are you blind? 00:09:43	I can't stand this gown! 00:09:45	Why must you talk to me? 00:09:47	- Who do you think's back there? 00:09:50	- [gasps] Excuse us for one second. 00:09:53	- BOTH: [screaming] - It's a princess! 00:09:56	A real princess! 00:10:01	You're Princess Imogen. 00:10:03	- In the perfumed and powdered royal flesh. 00:10:06	Who are you little people? 00:10:09	- We have a present for you. 00:10:11	- Oh. 00:10:13	Put these in water. 00:10:17	Well, thank you, random little girls. 00:10:21	- You look so beautiful. 00:10:22	- They said that you looked beautiful. 00:10:24	Did they see me? 00:10:25	Ah, look at me twirl. 00:10:26	Look at me twirl. 00:10:28	Oh. 00:10:30	Did you mention something about gifts? 00:10:32	- Here Princess Cordelia. 00:10:34	This is for you. 00:10:35	It's a heart-shaped rock. 00:10:37	- Ah, thank you. 00:10:39	Um, put that in some water, too. 00:10:41	- We've never met real princesses before. 00:10:43	Do you eat cake for dinner? 00:10:44	- Where do you keep your unicorns? 00:10:45	- What about lizards, ogres and talking tea box? 00:10:49	- Ssh. 00:10:50	Ah, another Tumblr post dedicated to me. 00:10:53	Oh, the people love me. 00:10:55	- Ah, the people love me more. 00:10:57	- You're both wrong and annoying. 00:10:59	- Ah, you're annoying and wrong. 00:11:00	- Stop copying what I'm saying. 00:11:01	- You're just copying what I say. 00:11:03	- I'm not. 00:11:04	- Are too. 00:11:05	- I'm not. 00:11:05	- They're more immature than us. 00:11:07	- And we're very young. 00:11:09	- Um, excuse me. 00:11:10	Where's Princess Abigail? 00:11:12	- In her room, like always. 00:11:15	Go out, take four lefts. 00:11:16	When you smell regret and remorse, you're there. 00:11:21	- [giggles] - Bye-bye. 00:11:24	- I need to check in, please. 00:11:26	It's under Phyllis Bundt. 00:11:28	Like the cake. 00:11:29	- I'm afraid I can't check you in. 00:11:31	You're not Phyllis Bundt. 00:11:34	- I most certainly am. 00:11:36	- I personally checked Phyllis Bundt in this morning. 00:11:40	She's with "The Ellen Show," you know? 00:11:42	- I know. 00:11:43	Because I'm Phyllis Bundt. 00:11:46	- Show me your ID then. 00:11:49	- I can't. 00:11:51	- Are we lost? 00:11:52	- Maybe we took too many lefts. 00:11:58	- I wish we had a map. 00:12:00	Oh, no, I said the W word. 00:12:05	- Look, Rosie, a map. 00:12:08	- That's one wish. 00:12:09	Don't say I didn't warn you about the W word. 00:12:12	Hmm. 00:12:14	- Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. 00:12:20	- [screaming] - Ah, we come in peace! 00:12:27	- I did not give you permission to enter my hollowed domain. 00:12:30	- No, not the duck! 00:12:31	Not the duck! 00:12:33	- Important duck, I gather? 00:12:36	- [sighs] - [sighs] - Very. 00:12:38	It grants wishes. 00:12:39	It was meant to be a gift for Princess Abigail. 00:12:44	- We're presenting the coronation bouquet. 00:12:47	We're-- - The great, great, great grandnieces? 00:12:49	- I'm Sophia Grace. 00:12:50	And that's Rosie. 00:12:51	- I thought your names were Beatrice and Piper? 00:12:54	- Do you ever wake up and feel like being someone else for a while? 00:12:58	- Duh. 00:13:00	Almost every day. 00:13:01	- Is that why you're dressed like Artemis? 00:13:04	- Wait, you know Artemis. 00:13:05	- BOTH: Guardian of the Realm, protector of people, hero to all. 00:13:10	- At your service. 00:13:13	You know, Rosie, I think this duck's taken a liking to you. 00:13:16	You should keep it. 00:13:18	- If you're Princess Abigail, why do you want to be Artemis? 00:13:21	If I was a real princess, I wouldn't want to be anything else. 00:13:25	- I'm bad at princess things. 00:13:29	I get tongue tied talking to crowds. 00:13:31	I'm the opposite of elegant. 00:13:32	Everyone scrutinizes my every move. 00:13:35	Ugh, imagine people always taking a photo and talking about you on Twitter. 00:13:40	- BOTH: We love it! 00:13:42	- Tonight at dinner I have to make a speech for father, and I'm dreading it. 00:13:46	- The first time I went on stage, I was scared, too. 00:13:50	But I got used to it. 00:13:50	And so will you, if you're the queen. 00:13:53	- How can I be queen if I can't even be a proper princess? 00:13:59	- Oh, oh, oh. 00:14:02	For goodness sake, Abigail, isn't there another way in here? 00:14:06	Honestly. 00:14:08	I'm here for Beatrice and Piper. 00:14:10	- Ugh? 00:14:11	- Oh, that's us, yes, we should go. 00:14:16	- Please come to dinner. 00:14:17	It'll be so much more fun if you were there. 00:14:21	- I don't know. 00:14:22	There is so many adventures I could have right here in this room. 00:14:25	- You know, real life can be quite an adventure, too. 00:15:26	z> @á@QWh9t? 00:15:34	u PW@Q@rB @i@W(K070: m09úq PW@Q@WúiP:rrrrx8 @ @k@P@W(P PW áImp90rP@ Pw can mail in tw@8@Ppr úp9wpurc pzron Pw @á@Q úAakasha!HW :..@çCharms@ P8úrp9@z0nddoroe Pyhys,0 Blue Moon Pz@PPw0y Gú0p9, @zRainbows, Py Tasty Red h0ll ú 9! @Q04p<'r 0PvW Pz@QprPvúqúw09@ Hh!PLuar 9!hyp0PWh a good breakp0st. 00:16:50	] oh. 00:16:53	Yes! 20-14, game point. 00:16:55	..no. it's only 19-14. you're mixed up. 00:17:00	No. you're mixed up. 00:17:01	No. you're mixed up. you got kabobbled. 00:17:03	You know they call you fishy-bear behind your back? 00:17:06	it wants its antlers back. 00:17:09	[ Mockingly ] FISHY-BEAR! 00:17:10	It's 20-14, right? fish-bear! 00:17:12	[ Male Announcer ]MIX UP YOUR FAVORITE FOODS With new lunchableswith smoothie kabobbles. 00:17:16	♪♪ ♪♪ 00:18:42	- [gasps] It's amazing. 00:18:46	Oh, look. 00:18:49	This is so good. 00:18:50	- BOTH: [squealing] - [laughs] Girls, girls. 00:19:00	- Hey, Ellen, yeah, it's great. 00:19:02	Good, everything's great. 00:19:03	- Delivery for Phyllis Bundt. 00:19:06	- BOTH: That's me. 00:19:11	- You're wearing my silk blouse. 00:19:14	And my luscious lavender lipstick. 00:19:17	And my favorite pair of heals. 00:19:18	Did you steal my girls, too? 00:19:20	Where are my girls? 00:19:22	- Police, she's the one. 00:19:23	[unintelligible] - That woman is stealing my life. 00:19:26	She's a thief. 00:19:27	This fluorescent lighting isn't doing me any favors. 00:19:33	- Presenting his royal highness, King Edward Vii. 00:19:45	- [gasps] - Oh! 00:20:04	- My daughters. 00:20:04	Your mum was the most amazing queen this nation has ever known. 00:20:11	In two days, it will be one of you. 00:20:15	Let the banquet begin. 00:20:19	- There's so many courses. 00:20:21	I wish we could just start with desserts. 00:20:24	- Tonight's first course-- strawberry and vanilla Battenberg cake. 00:20:29	- Uh? 00:20:33	- Dessert for dinner? 00:20:34	He's so good. 00:20:36	- Psst, Rosie. 00:20:39	That two. 00:20:40	A word of advice, dear, thk bier. 00:20:52	- I don't know which of my girls is ready to lead. 00:20:56	Do you know, Richalot? 00:20:57	- Well, your choice is obviously between Imogen and Cordelia, sir. 00:21:01	- Yes, Abigail is...well, she lacks boundaries. 00:21:06	Prone to fits of fancy. 00:21:10	She reminds me of myself when I was young. 00:21:14	But you're right, as always. 00:21:16	Well, let's get on with it then. 00:21:19	- The princesses have prepared toasts. 00:21:22	Let us start with Princess Imogen. 00:21:27	- [applause] - I have decided to toast father with a dramatic interpretation of my name. 00:21:37	I is for integrity, which I am full of. 00:21:42	M is for majesty, which is how I will conduct myself when I am queen. 00:21:50	O is for only. 00:21:52	As in we all know there's only one real choice here. 00:21:56	G is for generous. 00:21:59	E is for even. 00:22:00	I will get even with anyone who crosses me. 00:22:04	And N is for now is the time to crown me queen. 00:22:12	- [applause] - Thanks. 00:22:16	Thank you. 00:22:17	- Uh, Princess Cordelia. 00:22:25	- I have decided to honor father with a dance. 00:22:30	Three, two, one, hit it. 00:22:32	- [upbeat music playing] - Yeah. 00:22:49	Oh! 00:22:56	- ALL: [gasps] - To the king. 00:23:00	- ALL: To the king! 00:23:04	- Oh, ah, oh. 00:23:10	- Princess Abigail. 00:23:12	- [light applause] - You'll be amazing. 00:23:21	- [clears throat] - Father, you have always been more to me than-- [clears throat] You have always been-- [clears throat] I can't do this. 00:23:41	- Oh! 00:23:43	- Ah! 00:23:46	- She did that on purpose. 00:23:48	- I did-- - It was my favorite dessert, and now it's wasted. 00:23:52	- You're like a plague, Abigail. 00:23:55	I don't know why anyone tolerates you. 00:23:57	Go back to your fantasy world and leave governing the country to those of us who can. 00:24:04	- [indistinct chatter] - Abigail's like Cinderella with those awful sisters, which means we're her fairy godmothers. 00:24:12	We have to help her. 00:24:13	- Well what if she doesn't want our help? 00:24:15	- Don't question it. 00:24:16	We found our purpose. 00:24:17	Every moment in our young lives has led us here. 00:24:19	This is what we were born to do. 00:24:22	- Ding. 00:24:29	- I'm done. 00:24:30	- Huh? 00:24:31	- She's more upset than I thought. 00:24:33	I need music, a ballad. 00:24:37	I need to speak to you. 00:24:40	Hit it, Rosie. 00:24:42	- [harp plays] - ♪ Inside of you ♪ 00:24:49	♪ There is a story ♪ 00:24:52	♪ A true fantasy ♪ 00:24:56	♪ It's waiting to be ♪ 00:25:00	♪ But only you can do it best ♪ 00:25:03	♪ Just trade your cape in for a dress ♪ 00:25:07	♪ You are a princess ♪ 00:25:10	♪ There is a princess ♪ 00:25:16	♪ In you... ♪ 00:25:25	- ♪ What does it mean ♪ 00:25:26	- ♪ It's not a secret you should keep ♪ 00:25:28	- ♪ Who cares if I'm queen ♪ 00:25:30	- ♪ Hold your breath and take as me ♪ 00:25:32	- ♪ But where will I land? ♪ 00:25:34	- ♪ Just take my hand ♪ 00:25:36	- ♪ Together believe ♪ 00:25:41	♪ Every story has a chapter ♪ 00:25:44	♪ Every antic has an ever after ♪ 00:25:48	♪ Every movie has an actor ♪ 00:25:51	♪ Every action makes my heart beat faster ♪ 00:25:55	- ♪ It's easy to hide but I'd rather fly ♪ 00:25:58	- ♪ So let's show our shine ♪ 00:26:00	- ♪ Shining brighter, shining brighter ♪ 00:26:02	- ♪ Like bells are [unintelligible] ♪ 00:26:04	♪ A princess inside ♪ 00:26:05	- ♪ I know I could be ♪ 00:26:10	- ♪ Every question has an answer ♪ 00:26:14	- ♪ It's you ♪ 00:26:16	- ♪ It's me ♪ 00:26:24	♪ I now believe ♪ 00:26:27	♪ There is magic inside me ♪ 00:26:30	♪ My country in need ♪ 00:26:34	- ♪ You just have to believe ♪ 00:26:37	- ♪ I'll give it my all ♪ 00:26:39	♪ A princess is I, I know I'll be good ♪ 00:26:46	♪ And every question has an answer ♪ 00:26:52	♪ It's me ♪ 00:26:59	- ♪ It's me, it's me ♪ 00:27:01	♪ It's me ♪♪♪ 00:29:15	Yoxr@;@Q p kese tdsúWú@ @k0Phh! 00:29:22	PW@kT ú...mus8r the hp<@ PWpreeprpzttt!PW úhh! 00:29:37	PW t hhh! 00:29:38	Part of a good1rep0ú@ - Raise your right hand. 00:30:08	Rosie, by the power invested in me, with liberty and justice for all, I hereby declare you as an official princess lesson teacher. 00:30:16	Now you do me. 00:30:23	- An official princess lesson teacher. 00:30:25	- Now we can officially teach Princess Abigail how to become queen. 00:30:29	- Sophia Grace, you're brilliant. 00:30:30	And if that doesn't work, we always have our secret weapon. 00:30:34	I've still got one more W left. 00:30:38	- Secret weapon. 00:30:42	- Ding, ding, ding. 00:30:43	- Princess school is now in session. 00:30:47	- [groaning] -♪ I'm shining like a ruby ♪ 00:30:50	♪ Starring in the movies ♪ 00:30:52	♪ I'm waving to my people LA ♪ 00:30:55	- ♪ L to the A, LA ♪ 00:30:56	- ♪ I'm walking on the red carpet ♪ 00:30:58	♪ They wait for me start ♪ 00:31:00	♪ Sometimes I feel this way ♪ 00:31:04	♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:31:06	♪ Don't hide it, get excited ♪ 00:31:08	♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 00:31:10	♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:31:12	♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:31:14	♪ Don't hide it, get excited ♪ 00:31:16	♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 00:31:18	♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:31:20	♪ Check list, what we missed ♪ 00:31:21	♪ Forget diamond sock and balm for lips ♪ 00:31:23	♪ Like miss thing so extravagant ♪ 00:31:25	♪ Like miss thing that's what's happening ♪ 00:31:27	♪ So let me hear you talk ♪ 00:31:28	♪ Let me see you walk ♪ 00:31:29	♪ Let me hear you talk baby, baby ♪ 00:31:31	♪ Let me hear you talk ♪ 00:31:32	♪ Let me see you walk ♪ 00:31:33	♪ Let me hear you talk baby baby ♪ 00:31:35	♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:31:37	♪ Don't hide it, get excited ♪ 00:31:39	♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 00:31:41	♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:31:43	♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:31:45	♪ Don't hide it, get excited ♪ 00:31:47	♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 00:31:49	♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:31:51	♪ Q-U double E-N, makeup, hair, dress begin ♪ 00:31:54	♪ Perfect posture, perfect 10 ♪ 00:31:56	♪ Bow, courtesy, do it again ♪ 00:31:58	♪ Q-U double E-N, makeup, hair, dress begin ♪ 00:32:02	♪ Perfect posture, perfect 10 ♪ 00:32:04	♪ Bow, courtesy, do it again ♪ 00:32:06	♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:32:08	♪ Don't hide it, get excited ♪ 00:32:10	♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 00:32:12	♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:32:14	♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:32:16	♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:32:18	♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:32:20	♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:32:21	♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:32:24	♪ You can be queen for a day ♪♪♪ 00:32:30	- [claps] - Oh, Abigail, you always did so like to pretend. 00:32:36	- What do you two want? 00:32:38	- I have to admit, when we first saw the three of you montaging, I was upset. 00:32:44	- Because montaging is our thing. 00:32:47	- And then we realized how petty it is to bicker. 00:32:51	We're sisters. 00:32:53	One of us will be queen. 00:32:54	We should help each other. 00:32:56	- Hash tag truth. 00:32:57	- What about the mean things you said about your sister last night? 00:33:01	- We are so, so, so, so sorry. 00:33:05	- Oh, I almost forgot. 00:33:06	Father wants to see you in his study, Abigail. 00:33:09	He said it's important. 00:33:10	So why don't you run along and we can get to know our sweet little cousins better? 00:33:16	Anyone for tea? 00:33:25	- Will father be here shortly? 00:33:27	- Oh, don't tell me you fell for the old "father wants to see you in the study" routine again? 00:33:32	And you're supposed to be the smart one. 00:33:35	- I'm smart enough to know this probably wasn't my sister's idea. 00:33:39	- I've gotta get out all right? 00:33:40	You have to understand, this isn't me. 00:33:43	- So you admit you aren't Phyllis Bundt? 00:33:48	- Have a cupcake. 00:33:50	- So you two have decided to help Abigail. 00:33:54	With what exactly? 00:33:56	- She wants to be queen. 00:33:57	- Uh! 00:33:59	Abigail can't be queen. 00:34:01	- Why not? 00:34:01	- [laughs] She doesn't like being the center of attention. 00:34:05	- Exactly, which is why we're helping her practice being in the spotlight. 00:34:09	- So she can feel less afraid. 00:34:11	- Then let's take her somewhere where she can practice being in the spotlight. 00:34:16	- You would do that? 00:34:18	- Of course. 00:34:19	What are sisters for? 00:34:28	- [siren wailing] - [groaning] - Hey, excuse me, what are you doing? 00:34:37	That's my bike. 00:34:39	Stop! 00:34:41	Now I got-- - [laughing] Ah! 00:34:50	- You come back here, little lady. 00:34:52	- A princess must engage with her public. 00:34:54	- The toast didn't go well because you got nervous. 00:34:57	- The way to stop being nervous is to do the thing that makes you nervous. 00:35:00	- Are you sure? 00:35:01	- Trust us, dear. 00:35:05	You're going to address some very nice people at the pub. 00:35:14	- I don't see her anywhere. 00:35:16	- Let's split up. 00:35:17	- Follow me. 00:35:27	- I need your help. 00:35:28	I'm in television. 00:35:29	I spent the night in jail. 00:35:30	I haven't slept in days. 00:35:31	I lost my phone, my ID and two little girls. 00:35:34	And now I'm wanted a woman. 00:35:36	Please, kiss me. 00:35:46	You're my hero, thank you. 00:35:49	- Wait. 00:35:51	You smell like freshly made croissants. 00:35:54	- Stop her! 00:35:57	- I got you now! 00:35:59	- I gotta go. 00:36:00	- Wait, my lady! 00:36:08	- Oh, no, you don't. 00:36:09	- I will find you! 00:37:38	Mmmmmmm. 00:37:42	Look out. 00:37:45	Now there's even more8of theamazing cinnamon @ ppp@ppú@@@@ Nobody can resist the morecinnamony taste @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ú@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ ...@ @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ - [applause] - Ladies and ladies, welcome to the coronation princess look-alike, sing-along contest. 00:40:53	- [cheering] - Please welcome our very first contestants. 00:41:01	- Did he just contestant? 00:41:02	I thought you said we were going to a quiet little pub? 00:41:05	- Why don't you see for yourself? 00:41:08	- Don't be shy, love. 00:41:08	Tell us, which princess are you supposed to be? 00:41:14	I'll tell you who she is. 00:41:15	She is about to sing her heart out! 00:41:19	- ♪ 00:41:20	- [cheering] - [booing] - Worst princess look-alike, sing-along ever! 00:41:28	- [laughs] - What do we do? 00:41:31	- We have to help her. 00:41:34	You can do this. 00:41:34	- But this isn't a toast, it's singing. 00:41:37	- Technically, it's rapping. 00:41:39	- Just follow my lead. 00:41:41	♪ My, my, my music hits me so hard ♪ 00:41:44	♪ Makes me say oh my god ♪ 00:41:46	♪ Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme ♪ 00:41:49	♪ And two hyped feet ♪ 00:41:49	♪ It feels good when you know you're down ♪ 00:41:51	♪ Two super rich girls from London Tunnel ♪ 00:41:53	♪ We're known as such ♪ 00:41:55	♪ And this is a beat uh you can't touch ♪ 00:41:58	♪ Yo, I told you, girl ♪ 00:42:00	- ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 00:42:01	- ♪ Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know ♪ 00:42:03	- ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 00:42:05	- ♪ Look in my eyes, girl ♪ 00:42:07	- ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 00:42:08	- ♪ Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics ♪ 00:42:11	♪ Fresh new kicks and pants ♪ 00:42:12	♪ You got I that now you know you wanna dance ♪ 00:42:14	♪ So move out of your seat ♪ 00:42:16	♪ And get a fly girl and catch this beat ♪ 00:42:17	♪ While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit ♪ 00:42:20	♪ And let me know it's going on like that ♪ 00:42:22	♪ Like that ♪ 00:42:23	♪ Cold on a mission so pull on back ♪ 00:42:24	♪ Let 'em know that you're too much ♪ 00:42:26	♪ And this is a beat uh you can't touch ♪ 00:42:29	♪ Yo I told you ♪ 00:42:31	- ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 00:42:32	- ♪ Why you standing there, girl ♪ 00:42:34	- ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 00:42:35	- Yo sound the bells school is in sucker ♪ 00:42:38	♪ Break it down ♪ 00:42:39	♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:42:44	♪ Stop, Abigail time ♪ 00:42:45	- ♪ Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this ♪ 00:42:48	♪ Then you probably are dead ♪ 00:42:49	♪ So wave your hands in the air ♪ 00:42:50	♪ Bust a few moves run your fingers ♪ 00:42:52	♪ This is it ♪ 00:42:53	♪ 00:42:57	- You can't touch me! 00:43:00	- ♪ 00:43:02	- Ah! 00:43:07	- [indistinct arguing] - Excuse me. 00:43:12	The king requests the immediate presence of all his daughters. 00:43:17	- I wonder why. 00:43:24	- Entre vous. 00:43:26	- So, who's in the mood for a tea party? 00:43:30	- Oh, I'd love to. 00:43:30	But unfortunately you won't be staying with us any longer. 00:43:33	- Why? 00:43:34	- Because you're lying traitors. 00:43:36	I spoke to Beatrice and Piper's mom. 00:43:38	- You spoke to our mom. 00:43:38	- I know you're not the king's great, great, great grandnieces. 00:43:40	- We never actually said we were his great, great, great grandnieces. 00:43:44	We just didn't say we wasn't. 00:43:46	We just wanted to meet princesses. 00:43:47	And then we met Abigail, and she is so wonderful, even though no one sees it. 00:43:51	We just wanted to help her and-- - Don't waste your time. 00:43:54	Princess Abigail will never be queen. 00:43:57	And your coronation privileges are revoked. 00:44:00	You'll stay in this room until we find your guardian. 00:44:12	- You are a disgrace! 00:44:14	All of you! 00:44:15	You made a mockery of the crown. 00:44:17	But I was most upset with you, Abigail. 00:44:21	- Oh, good, yeah, yeah. 00:44:22	She's horrid. 00:44:23	- Me? 00:44:24	- Brawling in a pub? 00:44:25	- No, it wasn't a brawl. 00:44:27	It was more of-- - [giggles] - Do you even want this, Abigail? 00:44:32	- More than anything. 00:44:33	- I want it more than her. 00:44:34	- I want it more than her and her. 00:44:36	- [indistinct arguing] - Silence! 00:44:43	I've had enough of all of you. 00:44:45	Go to bed! 00:44:55	- No, I'm not done with you. 00:44:58	I take responsibly for my actions. 00:45:01	Whether they befit a queen or not, I cannot say. 00:45:03	But I can say I am not an embarrassment to this country. 00:45:07	I've spent most of my life pretending to be someone else, because my sisters told me I wasn't good enough. 00:45:14	And I believed them. 00:45:16	You may think I've just been lost in some fantasy. 00:45:19	But in the world of comics, I found honor and courage and integrity. 00:45:25	I understand what it means to protect those who cannot protect themselves. 00:45:28	Or summon the courage to battle incredible odds for your ideals. 00:45:34	My name is Princess Abigail. 00:45:38	And I'm gonna fight for my people. 00:45:44	- Coronation day is here at last. 00:45:47	So which of these daughters King Edward will crown-- - In other news, yesterday, a deranged woman staged a brazen prison break. 00:45:55	- The locals think Princess Cordelia. 00:45:57	This is Phyllis Bundt reporting for "The Ellen Show." - Oh, no, you're not! 00:46:03	- Freeze! 00:46:06	- Ah! 00:46:08	- I couldn't sleep last night, Rosie. 00:46:10	I kept thinking about-- - Unicorns, rainbows, flower? 00:46:13	- Yes, but also Reginald saying that Abigail would never be queen. 00:46:18	- Me, too. 00:46:19	I had the same two dreams. 00:46:20	Why would Reginald be so mean? 00:46:23	Uh. 00:46:24	- BOTH: He doesn't want her to be queen! 00:46:26	- I thought Imogen and Cordelia were the bad ones, but it's Reginald. 00:46:30	- We have to warn Abigail. 00:46:31	Come on. 00:46:36	- It's locked. 00:46:37	We're trapped. 00:46:40	- The door's not the only way out. 00:46:45	- It's lovely to see you. 00:46:47	Thank you for coming to the coronation. 00:46:50	Colonel, I-- - Princess, it's Sophia Grace and Rosie. 00:46:53	They need your help. 00:46:55	- Why do we always end up on a ledge? 00:46:57	- The fate of the kingdom is in our hands. 00:46:59	We just have to make it to the next window. 00:47:02	Don't look down. 00:47:05	- Why did I do that? 00:47:07	You said not to. 00:47:08	Then I did. 00:47:09	Like when someone says don't think of the word sparkle, all we can think about is sparkle, sparkle-- [gasps] - Oh, no, dear, did I ever tell you I have a horrible fear of pigeons? 00:47:19	- Forget about the pigeons. 00:47:20	We're like a million miles off the ground. 00:47:23	- They car diseases. 00:47:24	- Again, least of our worries. 00:47:33	- Come on, we've got to warn Abigail. 00:47:35	- We'll take you to her. 00:47:38	- Isn't she in her room? 00:47:39	- She's in her new room. 00:47:42	Wanna see? 00:47:43	- BOTH: Ah! 00:47:45	- --miss the coronation. 00:47:46	- You're an awful princess. 00:47:47	And you have terrible taste in clothes. 00:47:50	- Imogen, stop, they're children. 00:47:53	You can't leave them here. 00:47:54	- Why not? 00:47:55	They can keep you company. 00:47:55	Maybe they can give you some extra princess lessons. 00:48:05	- Bye. 00:48:06	- I knew we'd end up in the dungeon. 00:48:08	- The coronation's about to start. 00:48:10	- We have to get you out of here. 00:48:19	- Thank God I took up hot box yoga. 00:48:21	Ah! 00:48:24	Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 00:48:27	- Hold up! 00:48:29	You're not getting away this time. 00:48:31	- Wait, please, I'm a really good person. 00:48:33	Please, my career depends on this, please. 00:48:35	- I order you to unhand that woman! 00:48:43	I knew I would find you. 00:48:50	You are my destiny. 00:49:00	I am Armand. 00:49:02	Prince of Iberia. 00:49:03	And I must ask, will you marry me? 00:49:08	- What? 00:49:09	You barely even know me. 00:49:11	- And yet I know your nose crinkles when you are worried. 00:49:16	You kiss like the wind. 00:49:17	And when you want anything, you'll ride under a fancy car to get it. 00:49:22	And I know I love you. 00:49:25	What else is there to know? 00:49:27	- Kiss me, my prince. 00:49:30	L [applause] - Good. 00:49:39	Now we'll make a rope. 00:49:40	We'll use your tiara as a hook. 00:49:42	And then we'll snare the keys. 00:49:43	That's good, keep turning. 00:49:45	Come on, keep turning. 00:49:47	- Ew! 00:49:57	- Look, Sophia Grace! 00:49:59	- Not now, I'm trying to get us out of here. 00:50:02	- Wait, I'm dizzy. 00:50:39	- Time to be a hero, magic duck. 00:50:53	- I brought it! 00:50:55	- How did you get out there? 00:50:56	- I squeezed through the bottom of the bars to get the duck. 00:50:59	We can use my last wish to get you out. 00:51:03	- Or you could just use the keys. 00:51:06	- Oh. 00:52:20	Pz@Qúrw 0yú÷?HWH;@júfúf@ PWHy6 6 rlox9@ Pw Pz0yuip<lpvPww...úWúapyryh0ye.úW PWPyPW.T OrangpW.. 00:52:25	Pw Py@P..úú 2e Be-ZurpP PWPy..úapyx< Gxrp7PWú@ 04es r"yix tastefp3P;0yuity@@W@xPartw bxrp0stHWHh@@ úruitiexV00úwTrú÷P;reú@HW - My daughters, this has been a most difficult decision. 00:54:34	- Hurry, Abigail, hurry! 00:54:38	- You're making the wrong choice! 00:54:40	Imogen and Cordelia made everyone think they earned the right to be queen. 00:54:44	But being your queen isn't a right, it's an honor. 00:54:48	And Imogen and Cordelia are not honorable - What would you know? 00:54:52	You're just a little girl. 00:54:54	- And you're just a meany weany wannabe queeny. 00:54:58	- [laughing] - If this meant so much to you, Abigail, why weren't you here? 00:55:05	- I tried, believe me, I tried. 00:55:07	- We were in the dungeon. 00:55:08	- It was a self-fulfilling prophecy, really. 00:55:11	- Well, I hope you enjoyed it down there, because you're going right back. 00:55:15	As your new queen, I order you to arrest these traitors. 00:55:20	Guards! 00:55:22	- [screaming] - Fairytales shouldn't end like this. 00:55:27	- If only we'd gotten here earlier. 00:55:30	- Rosie, I can make that happen. 00:55:32	- Ah, I wish it was earlier. 00:55:35	- And that's three. 00:55:36	Who's your ducky? 00:55:42	- We have a second chance to make things right. 00:55:44	- Why didn't you just wish for Abigail to be the new queen? 00:55:49	- Now you tell me. 00:56:02	- Stop! 00:56:03	Princess Abigail should be queen! 00:56:10	- That was a freebie. 00:56:11	Don't tell anyone, hmm? 00:56:14	- Father, please, allow k. 00:56:19	I've never known how to act like a princess. 00:56:23	But then a couple of true friends showed me a princess should be confident in who she is. 00:56:33	I--I love Switzelvania. 00:56:34	And the queen, she should honor her people. 00:56:37	If you think Imogen or Cordelia can do that, then choose them. 00:56:40	But you must know that I'm done hiding. 00:56:43	You shouldered a huge responsibility all these years. 00:56:47	But I stand ready to continue your legacy. 00:56:56	- My daughters, a queen should be fair, flexible and above all, true to herself. 00:57:05	She must live an authentic life. 00:57:08	I have found all those qualities... 00:57:14	in Abigail. 00:57:15	- [cheering] - I knew it. 00:57:21	- BOTH: Easy peasy lemon squeezy. 00:57:25	- [applause] - My first declaration as queen is...let's party! 00:57:59	- [cheers and applause] - ♪ 00:58:13	- ♪ Yo, people, we got this ♪ 00:58:14	♪ Throw your hands up in the air ♪ 00:58:16	♪ In celebration ♪ 00:58:16	♪ This nation is straight up and now the greatest ♪ 00:58:19	♪ We came here for a reason ♪ 00:58:21	♪ The queen selection season ♪ 00:58:22	♪ We got to help our new best friend ♪ 00:58:24	♪ Become a shining beacon ♪ 00:58:26	♪ And though we may be small ♪ 00:58:27	♪ Hey, we came to do it all ♪ 00:58:29	♪ No castle walls could keep us out ♪ 00:58:30	♪ We hit like cannon balls saying boom, explosion ♪ 00:58:34	♪ This party's locomotion ♪ 00:58:36	♪ Boom explosion ♪ 00:58:37	♪ It's so much fun so much commotion ♪ 00:58:39	♪ Everybody jump up, let me see those hands up ♪ 00:58:42	♪ This song is now our anthem ♪ 00:58:44	♪ It's so good, it's so good ♪ 00:58:45	♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:58:51	♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ 00:58:52	♪ Everybody jump up, let me see those hands up ♪ 00:58:55	♪ This song is now our anthem ♪ 00:58:57	♪ It's so good, it's so good ♪ 00:58:58	♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:59:04	♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ 00:59:05	♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:59:07	♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ 00:59:08	♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:59:14	♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ 00:59:15	♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:59:20	♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ 00:59:21	♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:59:27	♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ 00:59:28	♪ Everybody jump up, let me see those hands up ♪ 00:59:31	♪ This song is now our anthem ♪ 00:59:33	♪ It's so good, it's so good ♪ 00:59:34	♪ Everybody jump up, let me see those hands up ♪ 00:59:37	♪ This song is now our anthem ♪ 00:59:39	♪ It's so good, it's so good ♪♪♪ 00:59:45	@vg Get your hands in there while the plaster's still wet. go!