My Son, The Hamster


 * Sheen: Jimmy! You're like a hamster! Or a gerbil! Or a dolphin or something!


 * Judy: [to Hugh] Why don't you spend some quality time with Jimmy? It could be a special Father-Son day.
 * Hugh: That's a great idea! I used to have those with my Aunty all the time! Only we called them Aunty-Nephew days, but it's probably the same basic, uh, idea. We could go to the park, we could, uh... eat cheese! We could even go to Retroland! I love those zig-zaggy lines! They're so ... not ... straight.
 * Judy: [sighs] Oh, Hugh.