Egg Yölkeo

[The episode begins at the wishing well and camera moves on the Renwaldo the Egg Smithee, Ren was creating some golden egg and smash the golden egg. He threws away the hammer.]

Ren: [sighs] The hammer of eggs just doesn't want broomy like they used to. [throws the egg away] Well I thought of the axe of the ground eggs a youth. And dear for the awful feel. Ooh father. Why was I'm not blessed with an egg. That's where you come in my project. [Ren opens the certain and close up with a bunch of scrambled eggs.] Yay! [Ren hugs the eggs] Ohh, my beautiful mountain of the youth. I will mold you and make you onto my own random image. [Fades to black, Fades to Ren was making the Egg boy] Yes, come my child. I will help you, so that you with your side when which to see, I'll give you splendid pressed eyes. [The pressed eyes are going down.] Then, to get my head too warm so it's not to catch a chill. I'll give you a lock of my.... JAW! [Ren pulls the jaw of and put on eggy's head] And so did you have wisdom with rich to think. [Ren scoops the brain out of his head and scoops down the brain on Eggy's head] A lock of my... brain. But you are incomplete. Wait, of course! I forgot. My cousin Stimpy is treating a final edition. STIMPLETON!! [Stimpy runs all the way to Egg Smithee.] Finally! Do you have it, man? [Stimpy was here and the lightning strikes.]

Stimpy: Yes, Ren. [Stimpy takes off the men's pants and got the pants] Duhh, here are those tender hosing, Walda Renwaldo! [Stimpy walks off at Men]

Ren: There! Is he not my spitten image? [Egg boy was melting, Ren has a big mouth open] I'm living in a dreamworld. It can't get the sun out of things. [Ren walks off, Fades to Ren seeing the light] Oh father, I now may not of always be a good man, but I'm fading short man, and if you will only deliver own his son, I promise to be kind a good from now on. Amen. [horns his nose and asleep]

Stimpy: Goodnight, Renwaldo. [Ren throws the locker on Stimpleton's cage]

Ren: Goodnight, steupid!

[Fades to Black and Fades to Chicken as a magical fairy and humming and sees Egg boy.]

Chicken: Oh, boy made of eggs. Oh well, I can't sit and junk of magic in my job. [Chicken has a salt] Ahhh, here it is! Now how did that go again? Oh yeah yeah yeah. [shake the salt on Egg Boy] Boy of egg, boy of egg, zizz-boo-bah, mouskahole, houskahole, Rah-rah-rah. Well, I'm outta here. Now how did I squeeze my head? [flys off, Fades to black, Fades to Renwaldo.]

Ren: Boy, what a night. I'm drinking about chicken to address. [Stimpleton was watching TV] Huh?

[Stimpy giggles and Egg boy was alive, Ren looks at Egg boy.]

Stimpy: Every this funny.

Ren: Son? [holds Egg boy] It's true, You're alive! [tears up] Say something for your own dad. [Egg boy roars] He spoke! He's a genius! A quality voice such as he needs an eggcellent name. I shall call the... [Fan flaps the Egg boy's face] EGG YÖLKEO! [Ren look at Egg Yölkeo roars, Stimpy waves Egg Yölkeo. Fades to black, Fades to Ren, Stimpy and Egg Yölkeo was on a breakfast table.]

Ren: First my boy, you must learn to use a spoon when I will demostrate. [slurps the spoon] Now you try it. [Egg Yölkeo has a spoon, he tries to eat it] That's it, go on, son! You can do it! [Egg Yölkeo eats the egg with a spoon, Fades to black and Fades to Stimpy, Ren and Egg Yölkeo.] This is indeeded all day. [Cuts to car] Okay son, turn the key. Now put the car and gear. [Car drives on] That's fine son, Indect the mirrors, and don't forget the single. [Bacon and Toast will look at the Car drive away.]

Bacon: Mans, dig that drive with the eggy inside.

Toast: Wiggy...

Bacon: Now that's a scribble in ol' noodle.

Toast: Crazy...

Bacon: Dig my plan, man.

Toast: I'm is, dag.

[Fades to black and Fades to house and cuts Ren sleeping the bed.]

Ren: Huh? [sniffs] That's smells like... [shocked] BACON!!! [runs to the fridge that Egg Yölkeo was gone] EGG YÖLKEO!! Why!? [sobs]

[The iris is closing and iris is opening to Bacon and Toast.]

Bacon: Well uh, where did ya think, Daddy?

Toast: I see. Did we have an icing?

[Egg Yölkeo was driving a car.]

Bacon: Next up, Island of Los Meata.

Toast: Like, hahahahaha.

[Fades to black and fades to Ren has a vegetable friend and pour the milk on vegetable friend and Ren sobbing.]

Ren: Egg Yölkeo-o-o-o! Why-y-y-yy?! WHY-yyyy? [Ren drinks the ketchup and sobbing. Ren was putting baking soda on his mouth and looks at the vegetable friend.] What are you looking at!? You're not my son! I WANT MY SON!!! [Cuts to house, Ren open the door] EGG YÖLKEO-O-O-O-OOOO!!! [Ren slams on the floor] EGG YÖLKEOOOOOOOO-O-O-O-O-O-OOO!!!! [Ren knocking on the floor bawling, Stimpy sits on Ren. Stimpy are eating hot dog. Fades to Island of Los Meata. All the dizzy food friends are on it.]

Bacon: Check it out, Chicks. Big my name man. Egg Yölkeo. This cat does anything not tell him good.

Toast: Nopee.

Bacon: Go on, Eggy. Like, walk the skillet man.

All Food Friends: Skillet! Skillet! Skillet! Skillet! Skillet! SKILLET! SKILLET! SKILLET! SKILLET!

[Colonel Scrambolio opens the door.]

Colonel: I, too divine around here, Ya'll!

[All food friends screaming and they all ran away and the sign says "SCAT!" Colonel stomps and stops by Bacon and Toast.]

Bacon: Would you check it out, Colonel. We have to cat worked Kachew.

Colonel: Where are we going, boys? And here's your reward. [Colonel eats Bacon and Toast, evil laughs, looks at Egg Yölkeo] Hmm. And as for you, my little prairie oyster... I've got your special plan for you, I will going. [evil laughs, Fades to Ren and Stimpy with a beautiful garden, Cuts to birds are chirping, Ren was having a newspaper.]

Ren: Wha... [Newspaper says "Appearing LIVE in vegas EGG YÖLKEO".] EGG YÖLKEO!! Taxi! [runs off] [Fades to The Dune, Cuts the stage.]

Colonel: Ladies and Gentlemen, I, Scrambolio with my friend, EGG YÖLKEO! [Certain opens, Egg Yölkeo was wearing a rock and roll costume, and do a dance pose. Mrs. Buttloaves wants to kiss him. Egg Yölkeo kisses Mrs. Buttloaves and eggs are on it's lips. Mrs. Buttloaves screams and laughs happily and faints lovely. Egg Yölkeo has a microphone. Egg Yölkeo roars and faints, The girls are cheering and faints lovely.] You're the hottest thing seems spot in me! You need a rock and roll for are age!

Ren: HEY! Get your hands off my eggs! [They busted the door, All five womens and one men walks over at Ren, All the people are ripping off Egg Yölkeo.] I'm coming, son! [dashs on the people] Don't worry, son! I've got... [Ren got Egg Yölkeo] YOU! Home for a wrathing blanket house. If you can happily live for about the rest of our miserable lifes in total object property. [Fades to the fridge]

Ren: Here we are, son, Home sweet home. I-I kept your room, if you wish he wanted.

Egg Yölkeo: I love you, daddyyyyy.

Ren: Ohhh.. Goodnight, son. As now, Daddy's heeling. [In deleted scene, Ren was rocking on a chair with a fridge] Rock-a-bye Eggy... Rock-a-bye my egg.... [Fades to black and Fades to the house] Day has come, and I am anew! Away! Away must follow to crush my child to the possum. Wake us up, my son four hours late, and we must be think our glorious with feeling lifes together. Egg Yölkeo? Hey Stimpy, Where's Egg Yölkeo? [Stimpy is eating a mayonaise sandwich and Egg Yölkeo] Stimpy, are you listening to me? Put down that- [Ren drools down the finger and starts panicking] EGG SALAD SANDWICH?!? [Stimpy looks at Ren with Stimpy's mouth open]

Egg Yölkeo: I love you, daddyyyyy.

[Stimpy swallows Egg Yölkeo and burps very short. Ren looks frightened and screams hysterically at the camera. Cuts to "The End. A cartoon made in Hollywood U.S.A.", Fades to black. The episode ends.]