Take Mel Out to the Ball Game


 * Mel: Yeah, for now, but it ain't gonna last. Because they stink! Like a sewer, they stink!
 * Woman: Hey, control your grandpa! He's scaring my kids.
 * Mel: I'd love a hot dog. Hey, weiner, have a weiner!
 * Teddy: What? No!


 * Mel: HEY, SISSIES! GET A LOAD OF THIS! [He tries to moon the baseball players, but Teddy and Ivy quickly cover him up.]
 * Teddy: Oh, no! We're on the Jumbo Screen!
 * Ivy: [Mouthing.] Why me?


 * PJ: Get out! Shut it down!
 * Gabe: What's going on?
 * PJ: Mom's home. She's really home. Get out!
 * Amy: What's going on here?