Snapnapped

Transcript

 * (The episode starts in D.O.O.M. lair with Snaptrap on a television feed as he is making an evil introduction; he laughs)


 * Snaptrap: (laughing) "Petropolis, drop to your knees and bow to your new lord and master: VERMINIOUS SNAPTRAP!" (smiles)


 * (view zooms out to show Snaptrap actually holding a video screen-shaped piece of cardboard)


 * Snaptrap: "How&apos;s that?"


 * Ollie: (holding a cup of tea) "It&apos;d been more frightening if you were on a real video screen, boss."


 * Snaptrap: (throws cardboard) "Well, we don&apos;t have a functioning video screen! How come none of our stuff works anymore?!


 * (frame zooms out to show D.O.O.M. headquarters littered with broken gadgets) 


 * Snaptrap: (facepalm) "This is pathetic! Our vehicles don&apos;t run, (D.O.O.M. helicopter falls onto and crushes people in the background) our weapons won&apos;t fire (Snaptrap presses remote to launch bomb, which instead falls and lands on Larry, squashing him), and why are you guys sitting on rocks?"


 * Ollie: (sitting on rock) "We burned the chairs to cook weenies, boss." (Ollie and Francisco roast sausages on forks, over a chair fire)


 * Snaptrap: (takes weenie) "We can&apos;t defeat T.U.F.F. like this! How do they manage to remain on the cutting edge of technology?


 * (Someone imitates telephone ring, "ring ring")


 * Ollie: (points to phones) "Phone for you boss."


 * Snaptrap: (takes tin can phones) "Which one? Clam chowder or creamy potato?"


 * Mole: (speaking through empty creamy potato tin can phone in a French accent; Snaptrap listens) "Snaptrap, it&apos;s ze, the Mole.


 * Snaptrap: (speaks into can) "Mole, great connection! You sound like you&apos;re right in the same room."


 * (Mole really is in the same room, right behind him in a freshly dug hole)


 * Mole: (speaking into can) "I did some digging, and learned T.U.F.F.&apos;s technology is designed by their genius gadget guy. I&apos;m sending you a photo." (stands, walks over to Snaptrap and hands him a piece of yellow pad paper; Snaptrap looks at a poorly drawn sketch of Keswick) "Name&apos;s Keswick. We get him on our side, we&apos;ll not only have chairs, we&apos;ll have-


 * Snaptrap: "High-tech weaponry, and phones that don&apos;t smell like soup!" (empties and throws can away) "Brilliant! We&apos;ll capture this guy and make him work for us!"


 * (Ollie, Francisco, and Mole react favorably) 


 * Snaptrap: "To the D.O.O.M. mobile!"


 * (quick cut to D.O.O.M. agents waiting at a bus stop)


 * (a bus arrives and they board it; as it drives off, Snaptrap laughs as he sticks a poster reading "...OF D.O.O.M.!" to the back of the bus; it now reads "BUS ...OF D.O.O.M.!")


 * (transition to Keswick making an announcement to his fellow agents in the conference room of the T.U.F.F. headquarters; everyone gathered at meeting table)


 * Keswick: (standing on table; talking into microphone) "Fellow T.U.F.F. agents hold onto your hats." (lowers glasses) "Uh, those of you not wearing hats, rah-rah-roll with it." (presses remote) " I give you, the Donutomic Atomizer!" (he chuckles to himself; machine lights up behind Keswick; doughnuts pop out and Keswick takes one) 


 * Keswick: It creates delectable doughnuts out of thaagh.uh..thin air." (Snaptrap robots appear from ground; doughnuts are fired at and capture the robots, putting them away in a box) "It also captures a buh-buuh-buh-buh-baker&apos;s dozen of villains in one fell swoop." (smiling) "Quite possibly my greatest invention ever."


 * (Dudley, the Chief and Kitty are unimpressed, busy doing other things)


 * Dudley: (unimpressed, playing with Game Pup) "Does it make jelly doughnuts?"


 * Keswick: "Not yet Agent Puppy. So far only (twitches) g-gllll..glazed."


 * Kitty: (unamused, filing her claws) "Well, that&apos;s too bad."


 * Keswick: "Too bad? It makes doughnuts out of thin air!"


 * The Chief: (sips coffee, unamused) "But not jelly. Keswick, you need to make a jelly doughnut run." (pushes Keswick towards exit with robotic hand)


 * Keswick: (being pushed, grunts) "But-bu-but I have one more invention to show you - a high-tech security system. You can&apos;t leave this room without knowing the secret c-ca-c-c-codephrase. (pushed out of door) "Uh, it&apos;s a bit of a tongue t-tw-tw-twister." (sadly sighs; talks into security system speaker) "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers." (Keswick leaves; monitor displays "security system activated)


 * (transition to Keswick leaving the Dumpin&apos; Donuts store in the city)


 * Keswick: (walking while holding a box of doughnuts) "How humiliating. Someone of my intellect reduced to carrying a buh-b-b-box of circular, fattening breakfast pastries!" (stops; filled with gloom) "Sometimes I feel like no one ap-prah-pr-pr-prah-pr-preciates me.


 * (bus "of D.O.O.M." abruptly arrives at bus stop; D.O.O.M. agents (and the Mole) jump out of bus)


 * Snaptrap: "There he is! The genius of T.U.F.F., Falswick." (Francisco, Snaptrap, Mole, Ollie and Larry applaud)


 * Keswick: "First of all, it&apos;s Keswick and w-waah..wah-what do you want, Snaptrap?"


 * Snaptrap: (puts Snaptrap hat on and gives D.O.O.M. mug to Keswick) "I want you to come and work, for me."


 * Keswick: (throws hat away and hands mug to Snaptrap) Ohoho, no way! It would go against my sworn oath as a tah..t-t-T.U.F.F. agent to work for the enemy.


 * Snaptrap: (chucks mug away) "Oh well, I appreciate a man with principle-NOW GET IN THE SACK! (holds out burlap sack)


 * (Snaptrap grabs Keswick by the head and stuffs him into the sack; he struggles and the doughnuts fall to the ground)


 * (cut to the D.O.O.M. bus taking off; Snaptrap laughs as image of jelly dougnuts on sidewalk shown)


 * (jelly doughnut transitions into image of clock at the conference room in T.U.F.F. HQ - hands point to ~9:06 am; reflection of a whimpering Dudley seen on clock)


 * (Dudley looks at his growling belly, which starts howling like a wolf then implodes; he collapses to the ground in pain)


 * Dudley: (holding stomach) "Where is Keswick with the doughnuts?! He&apos;s been gone for twelve hours!"


 * Kitty: (unamused; sitting, pointing to clock) "Uh, three minutes, twenty-one seconds."


 * Dudley: "In dog years, that&apos;s twelve hours!"


 * The Chief: "We&apos;ll find him with the T.U.F.F. tracker." (jumps from table and onto red button on instrument board)


 * (streetmap location of Keswick shown; video of his kidnapping plays - Snaptrap laughs, stuffs Keswick into sack while Ollie holds it; both run into D.O.O.M. bus and take off)


 * The Chief: "Holy hairpiece! Snaptrap&apos;s kidnapped Keswick!"


 * Dudley: (grabs the Chief) "AND THE DOUGHNUTS!"


 * Kitty: "We have to rescue him!" (trots towards exit)


 * Dudley: (follows Kitty; strangling the Chief in his grasp) "AND THE DOUGHNUTS!""


 * (security system is activated; the door is sealed off by a laser force field: Kitty, the Chief and Dudley run into it, electrocuting and knocking them back; ball rises from trap door, hologram of a tall and muscular Keswick appears)


 * Keswick: (recorded hologram) "Hello bad person, evil-doer or nasty villain. You&apos;ve been trapped by a new security system designed by me, the muscular, tall, smooth-tta-ta-ta-ta-ta-talking Keswick."


 * Kitty: (sigh) "Great, how do we get out of the conference room?"


 * Keswick: "You&apos;re probably wondering how you get out of the conference room. Well you can&apos;t. You&apos;re locked in until an authorized (twitches) T.U.F.F. agent speaks the secret (twitches) codephrase. Have a nice day."


 * (transmission ends, ball returns under the floor; Dudley is panicky, the Chief is anxious and Kitty tries to stay calm)


 * Kitty: "No big deal, we&apos;re just locked in a room."


 * Dudley: "WITH NO FOOD!"


 * Kitty: (smiles) "What&apos;s the worst that could happen?"


 * (steel doors are suddenly lowered, trapping the three in a rectangular enclosure; a spiked wall from right end of the room begins moving towards the center, where the agents are)


 * Dudley: (looking at spiked wall) "That!"


 * (spiked wall from the left side of the room starts moving towards the agents - both spiked walls are meant to crush the agents; Kitty and Dudley (with the Chief on his nose) jump onto the Chief&apos;s TV monitor to take cover)


 * Dudley: (looking at other spiked wall) "And that." (everyone screams)


 *  (transition to D.O.O.M. at their headquarters; it is pitch black - only the characters&apos; eyes are visible) 


 * Snaptrap: "Smellsick!"


 * Keswick: "Keswick."


 * Snaptrap: "Let me be the first to welcome you-" (pulls chain, turning lightbulb on and revealing everyone) "-to D.O.O.M. HQ." (light bulb momentarily dies, flickers and then dies for good) "Curses! Larry, get me a candle." (Larry runs off)


 * Keswick: (visible only by eyes) "Running away!"


 * Snaptrap: (holds candle, illuminating the room; Keswick is stunned) "You&apos;re not going anywhere! Don&apos;t make me use this!" (aims soup can at Keswick) 


 * Keswick: "Is that a soup can?"


 * Snaptrap: (relents, then breaks into tears and falls to the ground) "Yes!" (sulks) "It&apos;s pathetic, I know." (begs at Keswick&apos;s feet) "Please don&apos;t leave! Pleeaase! You&apos;re the muscular, tall and genius smooth-talking techno-wizard we need!" (threateningly to his minions) "The rest of you, suck up to Smellsick or perish! (they run to the foreground)


 * (cut; Snaptrap, Francisco, Larry, Mole and Ollie cheer "Smellsick! Smellsick! Smellsick!)


 * Keswick: (smiles, then blushes) "Oh alright, I suppose I could help fix the pluh-place up a little. I&apos;ll need plasma rods, hydro spanners, uranium isotopes and a quantum g-g-generator.


 * Larry: (holds cans and points at shark tank) "We have soup cans and a shark tank."


 * (sharks wave hello with their fins)


 * Keswick: "Uh-cl-cl-close enough." (pushes everyone outside) Okay, everyone out."


 * (Keswick shuts door behind him and sets himself to work; emanating rays of light can be seen from the door and the noise of machinery can be heard by the Snaptrap and his henchmen; momentarily, Keswick emerges from the door of the revamped D.O.O.M. headquarters)


 * Keswick: "Ladies and guh-guh-gentlemen.."


 * Ollie: "Uh, ladies don&apos;t really talk to us."


 * Keswick: "Yeah I feel you man. Anyway, I am pleased to present.. the new D.O.O.M.!


 * (smoke clears; Snaptrap is amazed and walks inside; view zooms out to show new headquarters; large room, computers and doomsday device are at center; sharks swim underneath glass floor; soup can flies past)


 * Snaptrap: "It&apos;s so beautiful!"


 * All D.O.O.M.: (lifting Keswick and throwing him up in celebration) "Hurray for Feldman! Hip hip hurray! Hip hip hurray!"


 * Snaptrap: (holding Keswick) "You&apos;re a genius! Have a doughnut." (cut; walks with Keswick) "Fizzbick, do you think you could build me, a doomsday device, to destroy T.U.F.F.? (pulls out photo of Kitty, Chief, Keswick and Dudley) "After all, they never appreciated your genius in the first place." (hands to Keswick)


 * Keswick: (holds; hesitant; looks at it) "Well, I don&apos;t know.. they&apos;re my fa-fa-family, they&apos;re my fa-fa-friends."


 * Snaptrap: "C&apos;mon Flipswitch, you know they never appreciated the way we do."


 * All D.O.O.M.: "Fizzbick! Fizzbick! Fizzbick!"


 * Keswick: (sinister smile) "Maybe they&apos;ll appreciate me now. (chuckles; normal) "Well, I can&apos;t resist a good chant. One doomsday device, cah-c-coming up." (shakes Snaptrap&apos;s hand)


 * (transition to T.U.F.F. headquarters; Dudley, Kitty and Chief are still stuck in conference room, clinging onto his monitor for safety; walls of room are folding onto them as spikes draw nearer)


 * The Chief: "Keswick said there was a secret code phrase! He must have used it to get out of here!" (jumps off Dudley&apos;s nose and flips switch; video of Keswick plays on his monitor)


 * Keswick: (video) "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers."


 * Dudley: (jumps off monitor) "That&apos;s easy!" (desperate) "Peter Popper piped a pot of purple peepers!" (nothing happens)


 * Kitty: "No, let me!" (desperate) "Peter Paper peeled a pouch of plastic pappies!" (nothing happens)


 * The Chief: (desperately shouts as his monitor is being crushed by spikes) "Pa pa pa pa pa pa, pee pee pa pa, pee pee pa pa! (monitor destroyed) "Huh, thought I nailed that. "


 * (spikes flatten them, as walls come together, view turns to black)


 * The Chief: "Kitty, Dudley, focus!"


 * Everyone: "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers!"


 * Keswick: (recorded) "Code uh-phrase, accepted."


 * (spiked walls retract, revealing squashed Kitty, Dudley and the Chief; their bodies stretch back to normal, only to reveal that they have been flattened and the spikes have made holes in them)


 * Dudley: "T.U.F.F. the tooth Mobile!"


 * Kitty: "You mean, "To the T.U.F.F. Mobile!" (waddles off)


 * Dudley: "I thought I "nailed that."


 *  (cut to new D.O.O.M. headquarters; dressed in an evil outfit, Keswick stands in front of the six-dollar burger vending machine; Ollie, Mole, Snaptrap and Francisco are relaxing on hovering lawn chairs; they hover towards him) 


 * Snaptrap: (on lounge chair) "We love these floating lawn chairs Fizzmick. And that doomsday device is the cat&apos;s pajamas!


 * Keswick: "Hoho-oh, this isn&apos;t the duh-d-d-duh-doomsday device-" (points to doomsday device reminiscent of the Donutomic Atomizer, behind Snaptrap) "-that&apos;s the doomsday device." (walks to vending machine) "This just makes six d-duh-d-d-dollar hamburgers. But you need exact change." (feeds six dollar note into machine; hamburger drops out)


 * Snaptrap: (takes hamburger) "Fabulous! Every other criminal in town, is gonna be sooo jealous. (munches on hamburger)


 * Keswick: "Hey, why not invite some other criminals over for a party? You could rub your success r-rah-rah-right in their faces."


 * Snaptrap: "I like the cut of your jib. Great idea! We&apos;ll invite the entire Petropolis underworld. Maybe some of the lady villains, will even start to dig us!"


 * Ollie: (removes hat, teary-eyed) "Dare to dream sir, dare to dream.


 * (Snaptrap and Ollie are teary-eyed)


 * (quick cut to Kitty, Dudley and The Chief driving in the T.U.F.F. mobile)


 * The Chief: "Keswick straight ahead!"


 * (Dudley pulls up at D.O.O.M. headquarters building, in between a butcher and a pizzeria; the three kick their way through the door; signs read "Villain Party" and "Ladies free!", skull balloons decorate room and entrance leading into the rest of the headquarters)


 * Dudley: (sniffing) "I&apos;m picking up something.. Soup... doughnuts, and six dollar hamburgers! Keswick&apos;s in paradise!


 * (Kitty and Dudley peer from behind balloons: a party for all Petropoplis&apos; villains is being held; notably in attendance: Bird Brain, Chameleon and all of D.O.O.M.)


 * Snaptrap: (on podium)  "Villains, creeps, weirdos, please put your paws and claws together for my new head of evil technology, Thalsmitch! (villains cheer for Keswick, who stands at doomsday device wearing his evil outfit)


 * The Chief: "I don&apos;t believe it.. (rubs eyes) Keswick&apos;s turned to the dark side."


 * Kitty: (sighs) "It makes sense though.. we never appreciated him like they do."


 * Snaptrap: "Now, to make you all super-jealous, Killswitch will demonstrate my brand new weapon: the doomsday device! (Keswick types at keyboard, activating the machine) "I&apos;ll set the machine&apos;s deathray co-ordinates, and destroy T.U.F.F.!" (deathray powers on, sets coordinates on touchscreen)


 * Keswick: "And I&apos;ll press the go button!" (readies finger)


 * (Dudley, Kitty and Chief jump out, blowing their cover; Dudley and Kitty scream, "NOOOOOOOO!"; Francisco and the Chameleon are shocked)


 * (depicted in snapshots: Kitty attacks the Chameleon and Francisco with her claws, Dudley karate kicks Ollie, Larry and the Mole and the Chief feebly tries to kick Bad Dog&apos;s foot)


 * (startled, Bad Dog looks down at the Chief, picks him up with his foot, and throws the Chief off his toe, causing him to bounce away helplessly)


 * (at the same time, Bird Brain, Leather Teddy, the Chameleon, the Mole, Larry, Ollie, Francisco, and Bad Dog leap at Dudley and Kitty; a brawl ensues, with the obligatory violent dust cloud)


 * Kitty: (momentarily free; bruised) "Keswick?! What&apos;ve you done?" (pulled back in)


 * Dudley: (tugs at Keswick) "Do you have ANY food on you at all?" (pulled back in by Ollie) 


 * (Keswick pushes red button; the "doomsday device" fires jelly doughnuts, revealing it to be an improved version of the Donutomic Atomizer)


 * (just as the villains are about to re-engage with Dudley and Kitty, the doughnuts affix themselves to their heads [three doughnuts trap Snaptrap as he tries to runaway] and fly into a box, carrying the villains and hence, capturing them)


 * Keswick: (on hovering platform) "One baker&apos;s dozen of villainy.." (Snaptrap pokes out of doughnut, covered in jelly)"..and they&apos;re juh-j-juh-jelly filled. Courtesy of true blue T.U.F.F. agent, Kellsmitch!" (strikes a karate pose, but hurts back) "Ow, my back!"


 * The Chief: "Great job Keswick! Every villain in Petropolis captured in one fell swoop! You are a genius!"


 * Snaptrap: (covered in jelly, half-trapped in doughnut) "I will now, plot my revenge!" (box lid closes)


 * Keswick: (to Chief) "I, couldn&apos;t allow Snipsnap-"


 * Snaptrap: (in box) "Snaptrap!"


 * Keswick: "-to destroy T.U.F.F., no matter how horribly you all treated me. I was playing them the whole t-tah-t-tah-t-time."


 * Kitty: (repentant) "We&apos;re sorry Keswick. And we promise that those days are over."


 * The Chief: "From now on, you&apos;ll just be a genius.. And Agent Puppy will get the doughnuts!"


 * Kitty: "Speaking of which, where is Dudley?"


 * (Dudley is banging at vending machine)


 * Dudley: "HEY! Does anyone have six dollars?!" (bangs hamburger vending machine more, causing it to collapse and fall)


 * (just as it is about to fall on top of him, ending gag plays)


 * (freeze frame, Dudley pokes his tongue at the camera as he is about to fall down)


 *  THE END