Snotty and Snottier

The Beginning
(The scene begins with everyone running from Snotty Boy)
 * Snotty Boy: You can run but you can't hide from the awesome power of my earwax blaster.
 * Donald Duck: Where did he even get all the wax from?
 * Luan: Easy, a wax museum. (laughs) Get it? (sprayed with wax)

(Soon Snotty went after everybody. Otis took some wax to save Abby) (Everyone comes out in pain) (At Mrs. Beady's House) (A boy with braces and wearing military clothes comes slowly from the kitchen)
 * Snotty Boy: Say your prayers, milky boy.
 * Winnie the Pooh: I don't suppose you would be satisfied with a hug...instead.
 * Snotty Boy: I'll show you a hug, stupid bear.
 * Tigger: He's got Otis!
 * Rabbit: And Pooh too!
 * Mrs. Beady: Eugene!
 * Snotty Boy: I'M BUSY!!!!!
 * Mrs. Beady: Come home! I have a wonderful surprise for you!
 * Snotty Boy: A surprise? I like surprises. You two are lucky.
 * Mrs. Beady: EUGENE!!!!!
 * Snotty Boy: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!!!!! (leaves)
 * Tigger: Shooting at us with ear wax. How nasty can you get?
 * Otis: Alright. Is everyone ok?
 * Peck: Sorry I can't hear you. I have wax in my ear. AND IT'S NOT MINE!!!!
 * Lola: That wax ruined my dress!
 * Human Rarity: So did mine!
 * Pip: I hate that kid.
 * Abby: He's inhuman.
 * Freddy: He's not of this earth.
 * Spike the dog: He's a animal torturer.
 * Donald: He's insane!
 * Pig: He's a monster.
 * Peck: What?
 * Otis: I don't like the sound of this big surprise.
 * Freddy: I don't like the sound of vacuums.
 * Pip: You not bright.
 * Otis: Let's follow him.
 * Mrs. Beady: OHH!!!! There's my smooth skin little man cub!
 * Snotty: Gah, what-ev-er. Where my stupid surprise?
 * ???: Hello cousin.

(Snotty Boy screamed)
 * ???: It's been a long time.

(Snotty Boy screamed again)
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh, I knew you be thrilled. Bernard stopped by on his way to Explosives Camp.
 * Bernard: Yeah. Family means everything to me. Auntie Nora, would you go get us one of your delicious big boy snacks?
 * Mrs. Beady: Good idea, Bernard. You two have a lot of catching up to do. (leaves to the kitchen)
 * Bernard: Well, well.
 * Snotty Boy: Ok, look Bernard. You may have beaten me up when I was little, but I don't know if you notice, I'm not little anymore.
 * Bernard: I totally understand what you're coming from. (drops a clock on Snotty) That's why, all I want is you to say that you're a dirty Pilgrim.
 * Snotty Boy: I'm not gonna say that.
 * Bernard: Really? (literally took Snotty's nose) Got your nose! Here you can have it back now. (puts it back) Now, will you admit that your a dirty Pilgrim.
 * Snotty Boy: No, I will not admit it!

(Bernard started beating Snotty Boy and as the smoke clear, Snotty was on the ceiling fan)
 * Mrs. Beady: Eugene, just look as the mess you made.
 * Bernard: I try to tell him Auntie Nora. He just a dirty Pilgrim.

(Snotty Boy falls down, follow by the ceiling fan, a bathtub, and a ostrich)
 * Human Fluttershy: That kid was so mean to Snotty Boy.
 * Otis: I know. I think I love him.

(Everyone agrees)
 * Peck: What?
 * Pip: Too bad that cousin kid can't stay until Snotty leaves.
 * Otis: Maybe he can.

(In the kitchen, the telephone rings)
 * Mrs. Beady: I'll get that.
 * Snotty Boy: I am soooo gonna tell Auntie on you. (smack with the table) Or not.
 * Mrs. Beady: Hello?
 * Otis: Yes, this is Counselor Gint Mcsplooedy from Explosives Camp
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh, hello, counselor.
 * Otis: Sorry, to tell you that the camp has gone out of business. So Bernard have to make other plans this month. (Freddy makes a exploding sound) Whoops. That was big explosion in Cabin 9. Gotta go!
 * Mrs. Beady: Ok, bye. (back to the kitchen) The man from your camp says it's gone out of business.
 * Bernard: WHAT!?!? (sprayed juice in Snotty's eyes) That's not fair to me!
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh, you poor thing. I know. How would like to stay here and play with your cousin all summer?
 * Bernard: Well that sounds delightful. I'll go unpack.
 * Snotty Boy: Auntie Nora, Bernard can't stay here. He likes a firm mattress and yours are all extra firm.
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh, you just don't wanna share your Auntie Nora, no you don't. Well don't worry. You're always gonna be my favorite. Now where did I put all those guest towels. (leaves)
 * Bernard: (comes in) Come on cousin. Time to play.

(Snotty runs away as Bernard walks after him)

The Middle
(Snotty kept running and trips over a rock to the barnyard)
 * Bernard: You can run but not well.
 * Otis: This is great. This the best idea I ever had.
 * Tigger: You should teach that kid and thing or three
 * Timmy Turner: And best of all, with Bernard around, no more getting beat up, right?
 * Donald Duck: Yeah.
 * Bernard: (senses something) Wait a minute. I sense joy and innocence waiting to be crushed. (turns to the others)
 * Otis: Uh, guys, we might want to get inside and hide our entrails.
 * Lisa: Peace out. I'll be in my bunker. (dashes off)
 * Lincoln: Everyone else to the barnyard! We'll be safe there.

(Everybody rushes into the barnyard and barricade the door.)
 * Human Pinkie Pie: Are you sure that will hold him?
 * Otis: Of course, as long he doesn't have any explo--(the doors bursts)
 * Eeyore: To make a long story short, uh oh.
 * Bernard: Let's party.
 * Tigger: Show him what you're made of, Buddy Bear.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Fluff?
 * Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.

(Bernard started beating everyone up and causing havoc) (They think but couldn't remember) (Later in the forest, Snotty Boy muttering scared when he hears something) [Pip]
 * Bernard: Bye, silly billy barn animals and silly dumb kids. (snickers) See you all summer!
 * Pig: (Head on Otis' body) Is he gone?
 * Otis: (head on Pig's body) He's gone. I not even sure how he did this.
 * Pig: That is one messed up kid.
 * Peck: (beak on backwards) I think he had a good time.
 * Freddy: (In a wall) Yes. He really felt a home.
 * Abby: (in a haystack) Has anyone seen Pip?
 * Pip: (Coming out of her nose) I think you have a sinus infection.
 * Otis: Is everyone else ok?
 * Human Rainbow Dash: That jerk broke and slammed my head into my guitar.
 * Mickey Mouse: He almost broke my ears.
 * Sunset Shimmer: I don't think I can sit ever again after what he did.
 * Donald Duck: Why that little--
 * Tigger: Donald, watch your words.
 * Human Applejack: He lassoed me to the ceiling.
 * Timmy Turner: That's nothing compared to he did to my fairies.
 * Cosmo: I can't believe he had hail as the size of a minivan
 * Wanda: (one falls on her) Fully loaded mini vans.
 * Lincoln: That's it! That kid crossed the line this time.
 * Luna: (painted blue) I say that line was crossed when this happened, bra.
 * Lana: (covered in soot and smoke) Or this.
 * Luan: (with a cast on her leg) Or this.
 * Lily: (radioactive) Ga-ga.
 * Scruffy: Whatever the case is. We're in bigger trouble than we are before
 * Rabbit: No wonder Snotty is terrified of Bernard. He's insane!
 * Otis: I can't believe I'm saying this. But we were better of when Snotty Boy was our enemy.
 * Pig: Otis what are we going to do? That psycho kid gonna be here all summer.
 * Human Fluttershy: Maybe we should tell Mrs. Beady about Bernard.
 * Goofy: She's not going to believe us.
 * Piglet: The only way she'll believe us is if she sees Bernard hurting Snotty Boy.
 * Otis: Piglet, that's it!
 * Human Applejack: What's it?
 * Otis: Guys do you remember what Mrs. Beady said to Snotty Boy this morning?
 * Pip: Do you have a thought bubble to remind us?
 * Otis: I do actually.
 * Mrs. Beady: (in a thought bubble) You'll always be my favorite. Favorite, favorite...
 * Otis: (pops the bubble) Come on guys. I have a plan.
 * Snotty Boy: Who is it? Is that you B-Bernard?
 * Otis: (comes in misty fog in Indian clothing) We're not going to hurt you.
 * Snotty Boy: Who are you?
 * Otis: I am Walks With Udders, your animal spirit guide. And these are some of my spirit guide friends. Officer Pig.
 * Pig: Top of the morning.
 * Otis: Two Construction workers.
 * Freddy: Hey, how'd ya doing?
 * Peck: Forget about it.
 * Otis: A sailor of some type.
 * Abby: Ahoy there.
 * Otis: Some heroes we don't know and also don't care.
 * Lynn:Yeah. Hey!
 * Human Pinkie Pie: I didn't know you were a physic, Lucy.
 * Lucy: It's Madame Lucy.
 * Otis: And this tiny lounge singer.

''I'm just crazy about chestnuts. ''

Cause chestnuts got that zing. (Snotty and Otis kept arguing) (Mickey bonks him on the head)
 * Snotty Boy: What's that sound?
 * Otis: What sound?
 * Snotty Boy: How come every time I hear that sound there's like fog coming out of your dress
 * Otis: This isn't a dress
 * Snotty Boy: Looks like a dress to me
 * Otis: I assure you it's not a--
 * Snotty Boy: Do you have, like, a fogger under there. You have a fogger.
 * Otis: What?
 * Otis: Yes, never mind that. We have heard your cries against your enemy and come to lend you our spirit power
 * Snotty Boy: You don't look that powerful to me.
 * Rabbit: Mickey, if you please.
 * Otis: If you want to defeat your enemy, follow us to the Place of Reckoning.
 * Snotty Boy: The place of what?
 * Sci-Twi: Just follow us. (Late that night at the Barnyard)
 * Otis: Welcome to the Place of Reckoning!
 * Snotty Boy: This is looks like a stupid barn. Are you going to help bear Bernard of what?
 * Human Rainbow Dash: (whispering) Not with that attitude he's not.
 * Otis: Fellow spirits, anoint him with the chaste of power.
 * Abby: The Snowglobe of Strength.
 * Peck: The Rotting Stick of Agility.
 * Freddy: This Ketchup Packet of Dexterity.
 * Pig: And a garlic crouton.
 * Snotty Boy: What's this do?
 * Pig: Nothing. But it's excellent in salads. Really perks up a bowl of soup.
 * Otis: (shushes Pig) With these tools, you shall conquer Bernard.
 * Human Fluttershy: (whispering) You sure this is going to work?
 * Snotty Boy: Muscles growing. Courage issuing forth from every pore. I...AM...CONQUERING BOY!!!!
 * Eeyore: Nope.

The Ending
(Bernard pulling a cat's tail when he heard the phone ring) (Bernard comes through the doors)
 * Narrator: The Next Day.
 * Bernard: What?
 * Snotty Boy: Oh, sorry. I must have the wrong number. You're clearly a troll.
 * Bernard: Eugene?
 * Snotty Boy: Oh Hi, Bernard. Gosh, you really sound like a stupid troll on the phone. A troll with a wire on his head. (Bernard turns red and steam comes out of his nose) I hear your face throbbing, dear head.
 * Bernard: Tell me where your face is so I can destroy it.
 * Snotty Boy: Meet me at the Place of Reckoning. It's a large red building 100 yards down the road.
 * Bearnard: You mean that barn?
 * Snotty Boy: PLACE OF RECKONING!!!! (hangs up) Now, to summon more power. (rubs the crouton all over his body)
 * Pip: Otis, are you sure about this? Bernard gonna turn him into a Snotty Burger.
 * Otis: Nah, I will be back with Mrs. Beady before it gets serious. When she sees Bernard beating on her precious Snotty Boy, she'll pack him up forever and it bye-bye psycho.
 * Sunset Shimmer: It's totally full proof.
 * Winnie the Pooh: So how long do we have until Bernard arrives?
 * Lisa: Based on speed, anger and his hatred of Snotty Boy, he'll be here in about 5 minutes.
 * Pig: Uh he's here.
 * Otis: Milk me. (he runs off)
 * Lisa: Milk me's right. I forget about pulverization. (Otis rides off on the scooter)
 * Bernard: Time to stop your existence.
 * Snotty Boy: Well, you probably don't know, that my stupid spirit guides gave me this Snowglobe of Strength, this Rotting Stick of Agility, and this Ketchup Packet of Dexterity.
 * Bernard: What's the crouton for?
 * Snotty Boy: It's very nice with salads. You can put it on---
 * Bernard: Say goodbye to your body! (pulverizes Snotty Boy)
 * Pig: He'll destroy him before Otis gets back.
 * Wanda: Really hopes he comes back.
 * Pip: Yeah, it's too bad. Who wants nachos?
 * Cosmo: Ooh, I do.

(Everyone grabs some nachos)
 * Otis: I am a talking cow.
 * Mrs. Beady: You!
 * Otis: Here! (gives her the key) You can chase me on the scooter.

(Mrs.Beady grabs her camera and chased after Otis)

(Back at the Barnyard)
 * Bernard: I called this move the Snot Knot. (tied Snotty up with his arms and legs)

(Otis runs through a wall)
 * Mrs. Beady: Smile, cow!
 * Lori: Hey, Beady. Bernard is hurting your nephew!
 * Snotty Boy: Auntie Nora, save me!
 * Mrs. Beady: Bernard!
 * Otis: Yoink! (takes the camera)
 * Mrs. Beady: Take your hands off my little yum-yum man! (throws a horseshoe and makes a --- lands on Bernard) I'm sending you to your mother and father and you're never coming back. EVER!!!!!! (pulls his ear)
 * Bernard: I'll be back, Eugene! And I'm gonna eat your silly billy skull!
 * Snotty Boy: I did it! I defeated Bernard! And you know who I have to thank...

(Everyone is flattered until) THE END!
 * Snotty: Me!
 * Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
 * Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
 * Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
 * Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
 * Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
 * Timmy Turner: WHAT?!?!
 * Cosmo and Wanda: WHAT?!?!
 * Lincoln: WHAT?!?!
 * Girl Louds: WHAT!?!?!
 * Human Pinkie Pie: WHAT!!?!?
 * Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy: What?!?!
 * Rabbit: Why should you get the credit?
 * Snotty Boy: Because I Rock-a La Casbah. And you're the worst spirit guides ever!
 * Human Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
 * Snotty Boy: I'm gonna kick you stupid spirit guide butts! (shot wax at Otis)
 * Wanda: I hate that family.
 * Donald: So what do we do now?
 * Piglet: I guess, same thing what we always do.
 * Snotty Boy: Where's your spirit fogger now, huh?