Halloween

The Watterson house

 * Ding dong!
 * and : Trick or treat!
 * Trick!
 * What the...? NO! It's all raisins and granola bars!
 * Trick!
 * What the...? NO! It's all raisins and granola bars!
 * What the...? NO! It's all raisins and granola bars!


 * Anais, it's supposed to be Halloween, not "Sugar-Coated Marshmallow Syrup Day".
 * Everyone knows cute beats scary when it comes to scoring candy. "Trick-or-Treat!"
 * Eh, at least Darwin put in some effort.
 * Dude, this isn't a costume. I'm terrified of Halloween!
 * And be careful, and be back at seven, okay? Gumball, you're in charge, right?
 * Yeah, yeah!
 * They'll be fine. They'll be fine.
 * Yeah, yeah!
 * They'll be fine. They'll be fine.

The Cemetery

 * Taking a shortcut through a graveyard in Halloween's like wearing a kilt in a hurricane: it's just a bad idea.
 * Relax, we're here.
 * You know, there's a few places where I wouldn't recommend asking for free candy. Rat poison factories, abandoned hospitals, dimly lit cellars, but on top of the list? Creepy graveyard houses.
 * We're not here for trick or treating.
 * Then why are we here?
 * Because on Halloween night, the dark veil that separates the world of the living and the underworld is lifted, and all the spirits come to this desolate house for one–
 * Carrie, we're over here.
 * Because on Halloween night–blah, blah, blah–all the spirits come to this desolate house for one... reason... only–
 * To party!
 * How about we party right here, just the four of us?
 * Woo hoo, party, party, party, party. Okay, party's over, let's go home.
 * Darwin! We've come too far to turn back. We're on the doorstep of the swaggiest party of all time. So come on! What do you say? You with me?
 * No.
 * Well, you have to because Mom put me in charge.
 * Darn!
 * This party's gonna be awesome!
 * I'm sorry, but this party isn't for babies disguised as cheesecakes.
 * Yeah, she's right. You'd be cramping our style.
 * You're just gonna have to hang out here.
 * Well, at least it can't get any worse.
 * Well, you have to because Mom put me in charge.
 * Darn!
 * This party's gonna be awesome!
 * I'm sorry, but this party isn't for babies disguised as cheesecakes.
 * Yeah, she's right. You'd be cramping our style.
 * You're just gonna have to hang out here.
 * Well, at least it can't get any worse.
 * Well, at least it can't get any worse.

Haunted House Party

 * Okay, if anyone asks, don't tell them you're alive.
 * Tell who?
 * You're going to have to make sure that you never let anyone–
 * Huh, sorry, you were a little too quiet on the second part.
 * Oh, well, what I said was you're going to have to make sure–
 * Are you doing this on purpose, because it's kind of annoying.
 * I said you're going to have to–
 * Just tell us already! Why are we whispering in an empty house?
 * Oh, just drink some of this potion and you'll see. It will make you part ghost, but no more than a drop, understand?
 * What are you doing? You're too young to be drinking mysterious potions.
 * Oh, don't be a square. What's the worst that can happen?
 * Um, are you sure we're going to be okay?
 * As long as you only have one drop.
 * See, that's the thing. Anything you can only have one drop of can't be good. They don't sell milk by the drop, do they? They sell it by the GALLON! Look at water; that's good for you, which is why it comes out of the FAUCET!
 * I think I might give this potion a miss.
 * I'm not going through this alone!
 * See, that's the thing. Anything you can only have one drop of can't be good. They don't sell milk by the drop, do they? They sell it by the GALLON! Look at water; that's good for you, which is why it comes out of the FAUCET!
 * I think I might give this potion a miss.
 * I'm not going through this alone!
 * I'm not going through this alone!

Ghost party!

 * and : Awesome!
 * Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh!
 * Dude, I think you're having a little too much fun.
 * No, he's always like that.
 * Hey, you got ectoplasm all over my top.
 * Well, it would have been hard to get it on your bottom.
 * Yo, you done yet?
 * You got such a way with words.
 * What?
 * Well, how come we can see you everyday, but we have to take a potion to see them?
 * Duh! Because I was born a ghost. Come on, let's go meet some people.
 * How does that work?
 * Duh! ...I don't know, actually.
 * I'm so going to get into that partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
 * Dag-nabbit!
 * Well, how come we can see you everyday, but we have to take a potion to see them?
 * Duh! Because I was born a ghost. Come on, let's go meet some people.
 * How does that work?
 * Duh! ...I don't know, actually.
 * I'm so going to get into that partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
 * Dag-nabbit!
 * I'm so going to get into that partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
 * Dag-nabbit!
 * Dag-nabbit!

Ghosts now

 * Hi, guys.
 * Hey. What's that stuff?
 * Duh! It's ectoplasm. It's what ghosts are made of.
 * I want some.
 * Well, you can't.
 * I want some ectoplasm!
 * You can't drink it!
 * Chill out, dude, there's plenty to go around.
 * No! No, don't!
 * Mortals!
 * Hey, don't worry, man, I got the solution right here.
 * What are you doing? Carrie said no more than a drop.
 * What's the problem? Too square?
 * What are you doing? Stop!
 * Give me that!
 * Give me!
 * Are you insane?
 * Look what you've done! You've completely turned into ghosts!
 * Which means I can finally do this!
 * OHHHHH!
 * Dude! I can fly, I'm invisible! I feel awesome!
 * Wanna go dancing?
 * Dancing? We're ghosts, dude, we can do whatever we like!
 * Let's get out of here and go NUTS!
 * Hello, Larry.
 * What can I do for you?
 * You can put your hands in the air!
 * Hey, Margaret.
 * What is going on?
 * Nothing.
 * Trick or treat! That means give me your candy.
 * You know what'd be fun? Being a T-Rex.
 * You take left, I'll take right.
 * Dude, it's way more complicated than it looks.
 * Move the calves!
 * Yeah, well, bend the knees, man!
 * I am, I am!
 * Put the hands out, put the hands out!
 * Come on, let's bail!
 * Wait-wait-wait, I gotta do a roar before we go.
 * Should we call a doctor, a vet, or a paleontologist?
 * What is going on?
 * Nothing.
 * Trick or treat! That means give me your candy.
 * You know what'd be fun? Being a T-Rex.
 * You take left, I'll take right.
 * Dude, it's way more complicated than it looks.
 * Move the calves!
 * Yeah, well, bend the knees, man!
 * I am, I am!
 * Put the hands out, put the hands out!
 * Come on, let's bail!
 * Wait-wait-wait, I gotta do a roar before we go.
 * Should we call a doctor, a vet, or a paleontologist?
 * Come on, let's bail!
 * Wait-wait-wait, I gotta do a roar before we go.
 * Should we call a doctor, a vet, or a paleontologist?
 * Should we call a doctor, a vet, or a paleontologist?
 * Should we call a doctor, a vet, or a paleontologist?

Midnight

 * No! You broke my heart.
 * Oh! You're so romantic! I wish I knew where to kiss you.
 * Hey! I found myself a couple of bean bags!
 * Fancy a dance?
 * Guys! I'm here, let me in.
 * What the? Okay...
 * Huh? What have you been drinking?
 * Dude, are you sure about this, because I don't think it's a good idea.
 * Come at me, bro! Give me your best shot! I'm an immortal ghost, I'm not going to feel anything.
 * Alright, you asked for it.
 * I forgot you were a ghost too.
 * There you are!
 * No, we're over here!
 * What are you thinking? It's nearly midnight!
 * Pfft, so what?
 * So if you don't get back to your bodies by the stroke of midnight, you'll remain ghosts forever.
 * Let me rephrase that.
 * All ghosts must return to the graves at midnight.
 * We need to find our bodies!
 * And Anais!
 * Wait, that was the twelfth stroke.
 * Does it hurt?
 * No, but it's really cold and wet and its fingernails are dirty!
 * Help!
 * Anais! Don't worry, sis, I'm coming! Carrie, cover your eyes!
 * You realize I can see through my hands, right?
 * Ah, whatever! I'll get Anais, you find our bodies!
 * Help!
 * I'll handle this.
 * Thanks.
 * AH!
 * It's a little too early to thank me. Get ready to run.
 * What are you doing?
 * Carrie!
 * Don't worry, I belong to this world. They can't take me-
 * AH! Not the hair! Just go!
 * All ghosts must return to the gr–
 * Over here!
 * I'm so sorry! This is all my fault! I'm your big brother and I should have looked out for you. I love you so much!
 * That's really touching, Gumball, but I'm kinda being dragged underground by a creepy ghost hand right now!
 * Gumball, our bodies!
 * We've got no choice! We're gonna have to jump and get them back, okay?
 * Okay!
 * Come on, guys, you can do it! Come on! Come on!
 * No! No, no, no! No! No!
 * No mortals allowed in the underworld.
 * ,, , and : Whew.
 * Words cannot describe how furious I am! It's gone midnight! What have you got to say for yourselves?
 * We went trick or treating, but then we took a shortcut.
 * We went to a ghost party, and it was supposed to be fun.
 * I didn't know what the potion was gonna do when I drank it!
 * What's–
 * Going–
 * On here?
 * What happened to you?
 * Mom, don't freak out, Carrie can put us all back in our correct bodies. Right Carrie?
 * Um..
 * All ghosts must return to the gr–
 * Over here!
 * I'm so sorry! This is all my fault! I'm your big brother and I should have looked out for you. I love you so much!
 * That's really touching, Gumball, but I'm kinda being dragged underground by a creepy ghost hand right now!
 * Gumball, our bodies!
 * We've got no choice! We're gonna have to jump and get them back, okay?
 * Okay!
 * Come on, guys, you can do it! Come on! Come on!
 * No! No, no, no! No! No!
 * No mortals allowed in the underworld.
 * ,, , and : Whew.
 * Words cannot describe how furious I am! It's gone midnight! What have you got to say for yourselves?
 * We went trick or treating, but then we took a shortcut.
 * We went to a ghost party, and it was supposed to be fun.
 * I didn't know what the potion was gonna do when I drank it!
 * What's–
 * Going–
 * On here?
 * What happened to you?
 * Mom, don't freak out, Carrie can put us all back in our correct bodies. Right Carrie?
 * Um..
 * We went trick or treating, but then we took a shortcut.
 * We went to a ghost party, and it was supposed to be fun.
 * I didn't know what the potion was gonna do when I drank it!
 * What's–
 * Going–
 * On here?
 * What happened to you?
 * Mom, don't freak out, Carrie can put us all back in our correct bodies. Right Carrie?
 * Um..
 * Um..