Out West

[The episode begins at the country world.]

Narrator: Come back with us now a those my gone day. When the west are brutal, untamed and lawless.

[Adner and Ewalt was sitting the chair.]

Narrator: These are a breeding man that tachous country. Man, with eyes like eagles. Reflexes like a wreckler and the key roffless wits of a home of prow.

Adner: It's rather either, is it, Ewalt?

Ewalt: It come proud of it, Adner.

Adner: [blinks twice] Ewait?

Ewalt: Yeah, Adner?

Adner: What's ignorant mean?

Ewalt: And if it I know, but wheeze it!

[Adner and Ewalt laughs goofly.]

Adner: [sighs, blinks twice, POP!] Hey! I'm bored!

Ewalt: [blinks] Ya sure you wanna be bored?

Adner: HEY! Watch your dirty mouth!

[Adner and Ewalt was sitting the chair and scratch his head with his their feet.]

Ewalt: [sighs] So, what'll we gonna do today?

Adner: [blinks] Let us hang somebody!

Ewalt: [inhales happily] YEAH! We didn't hang nobody at a LONG day time!

Adner: Yeaaahh!!! [confused] Ewalt, who do we gonna hang?

Ewalt: Hmmm, how's about... Old lady grand shell!

Adner: Yeah! [bored, burp sound effect heard] No, we hung her up yesterday.

Ewalt: Aww heck. We don't just about hang everybody in town!

Adnew: [sighs] Ya know, maybe we all up to hang somebody that deserves it.

Ewalt: [confusing] Seeeaooreallllaaaahh [drools] Theeeehhh... [gets an idea] I GOT IT! LET'S HIRE SOME VILLAINS TO HANG!

Adnew: YEAH! VILLAINS! [funny face] What are villains!?

Ewalt: I DON'T KNOW!

[Adnew and Ewalt was a goofy laughs and he both drools down and stops.]

[Cuts to Ren and Stimpy.]

Narrator: For out of the long desert shadows, ride two dangerous discaraross. Three fingered Hoek, and this fateful sidekick, Stupid the kid.

Stimpy: Duhhh, hello!

Narrator: All of they ride, lost, tough, desperate!

[Ren and Stimpy are riding chickens and sees the country town.]

Ren: Hey Stimpy, let's get a little wheel horse town and see we can figure out will I'll jump. Filling with roteen.

Stimpy: Fillet, fillet, fillet! Floot floot floot!

[Ren and Stimpy are continue riding, the iris are closing completely and iris will opening at Ren and Stimpy and two chickens.]

Ren: Villains wanted.

[The doorbell sound effect is hearding, it opens the door and shuts it. Adner and Ewalt saw Ren and Stimpy.]

Ren: Excuse us, Mr. Sheriff, you didn't look any farther for it is WE are your villains.

[Adner and Ewalt winks a few seconds, buzzer sound effect, Adner has an idea.]

Adner: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! Say, why don't you feller's mosey over [pokes Ewalt's eye] MY place and stay with my horse. Cause there is nothing but a horse thief.

Ewalt: OOP! [giggles goofy]

[Adner and Ewalt was showing, horse neighs and runs offscreen. Ren and Stimpy are beaten up.]

Ren: Here's Mr. Horse. Could we have stolen?

Ewalt: [blinks twice] GOD Adner! That was the UGLIEST horse ever I did SEE!

[The donkey sound effect was hearding offscreen. Adner blinks and he is thinking and look shockly at them.]

Adner: Hey, there ain't no horse! It's my wife!

[Ren and Stimpy are on top of wife. The wolf howls sound effect is hearding.]

Adner: You boys can keep them. Just remember, brush her and feed her twice a day.

[country men singing offscreen]: Should be coming around the horse mountain when she comes.

[Ren and Stimpy is riding with wife and runs offscreen, Fades to Mr. Horse eating grass. Ren and Stimpy was looking at Mr. Horse.]

Stimpy: Hey Ren, he reminds me that your Uncle Eddy.

Ren: Why is that?

Stimpy: Cause it's big and stinky!

[Ren slaps Stimpy.]

Ren: HEY! You couldn't say these things like that! Did you ever consider to this horse to feelings? Now let's steal that horse.

[Stimpy nods "yes". Ren and Stimpy was excited to ride Mr. Horse, Mr. Horse looks at Ren and Stimpy, Mr. Horse nods "no".]

Mr. Horse: Well, still my horse thief again, is it? Alright, let's do it. Do we have to?

[Mr. Horse lift up, walks and stops at Adner and Ewalt.]

Mr. Horse: Hey boss, This guys just stolened. [thinking] Well sir, I don't like it.

[Mr. Horse looks at Adner and Ewalt. Ren and Stimpy looks at Adner. Mr. Horse looks at the viewers.]

Mr. Horse: They're horse thieves, ya MORONS!

[Mr. Horse was frustrated, Cuts to Ewalt, Adner, Ren and Stimpy, the buzzer sound effect was hearing. Adner and Edwit was excited and points Ren & Stimpy.]

Adner and Edwit: HORSE THIEVES! HANG 'EM!

[Fades to hanging station with Adner, Edwalt, Ren and Stimpy.]

Ren: [sad] Stimpy, I have a little confession to make. At night, while you're asleep... [sniffs] I polish my boots with your tongue!

Stimpy: That's okay Ren, I will screwy asleep.

Adner: Ewalt, would you be so kind is to hang to young fellers?

[Ewalt was grabbing a knot and they tied up, Ewalt shocked.]

Ewalt: Hey, we can't hang those guys. The stroning won't lay enough and the fat one was ain't got no NECK!

[The wind blows at Ren and Stimpy was tie a knot on his head, Ewalt and Adner was sad.]

Adner: Oh, who are ya'll to hang now?

Ewalt: I guess will have to hang each other.

[Adner and Ewalt screams happily, Adner and Ewalt will hang each other.]

Ewalt: There's only one thing that we like more than hanging.

Adner: And that's singing and dancing!

[Stimpy has a violin and Ren has a guitar.]

Stimpy: Come on everybody! Let's have a hoedown!

[Stimpy and Ren was play the guitar and violin.]

Adner and Ewalt: [singing] Ooooh, the lord love a hangingm that's why he gave us necks!

Ewalt: [echoing, singing] It tightens up our vocal chords...

Adner: [singing] and loose up our pecs.

Ren & Stimpy: [singing] So if you are a horse thief and guilty to the bone...

Adner and Ewalt: [singing] Go ahead and blame a friend and you wont hang aloooone.

Ren & Stimpy: [singing] It may be hard to swaller!

Tall head men: [singing] But you'll be three feet taller!

Ewait: [singing offscreen] And find new ways to entertain your friiiieeeends...

Adner and Ewalt: [singing offscreen] and say you are a villain, but can't abide but killin'...

Adner: [singing offscreen] Go ahead and steal yourself a horse.

Ewalt: [offscreen] 2,3,11,R,5,7!

Adner: [offscreen] Take it, boys!

[Two hanging mans are playing guitars with his feet.]

Stimpy: [singing] I'm a pickin!

Ewalt: and i'm a swangin!

Adner: And i'm ignorant!

Ewalt: and I'm ugly!

Stimpy: [offscreen] That you are boys.

Adner and Ewalt: [singing] Ooooh, the lord loves a hanging and so do we by heck, so get yourself a lasso and decorate your neck! Oh we is awful ignorant and ulier in sin, so go ahead and cut us doooooowwwwwwn..... and hang us all again!

Adner: Hangin' that is, swang a spell.

Ewalt: [deleted scene] Ya'll bring the kids now, ya hear?

Ren: YEE-HAW!

[Ren and Stimpy are cowboys and dance his head happily, the iris was closing completely at the end of the episode.]