Radio Days


 * Stephanie: Cleve and P.J.'s romance was on the rocks.
 * D.J.: Steve, this jealousy is going to destroy us both.
 * Steve: I know. This macaroni-day incident convinces me that we can't go on like this. Let's get married.
 * Stephanie: [Spits]
 * D.J.: How about tomorrow? It's a half-day of school.
 * Steve & D.J.: Aww...
 * D.J.: Dad, we have to talk.
 * Danny Tanner: That's what dads are for.
 * Stephanie: Well, this dad better sit down. Here. Bite on this.
 * Steve: Mr. Tanner, Sir, Dad. I want to marry your daughter.
 * Danny Tanner: What? You've only known each other for three months. What took you so long, son? Come here, Sweetheart.
 * Stephanie: Dad, you can't be serious.
 * Danny Tanner: Why not? it would work out great. They could live right here with us. They could take your room, and Michelle, D.J.'s Room.
 * Stephanie: Where am I going to sleep?
 * Danny: Oh, yeah. I forgot about you. I could put a bath mat in the laundry room.
 * Stephanie: That's where Comet sleeps.
 * Danny: Oh, Honey, that'd be great. you could keep each other warm.
 * Stephanie: Dad, you can't do this to me.
 * D.J.: Why not? It would make a great ending to your story.