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 * Warden: Dr. Hamsterwheel?
 * Hämsterviel: It's Hamsterviel! Viel! Like the delicious meat steak, you bureaucratic prisoning person!
 * Warden: But here it's spelled "Hamsterwheel".
 * Hämsterviel: NO, NO!!! GET IT RIGHT!!! CHANGE IT!!! CHANGE IT!!!
 * Warden: Very well. Dr. Hämsterviel. The parole board has looked over your fines.
 * Hämsterviel: And you are releasing me from this stinking prison so I may rise up against you and take over the universe?!
 * Warden: No! Actually, we're doubling your sentence, cutting your TV time in half, and removing the free popcorn cart from the breakroom.
 * Hämsterviel: WHAT?!
 * Warden: Oh, and hears a note: "Hope you're enjoying prison. Don't expect to get out anytime soon. Ha, ha, ha. Regards. Parole board."


 * [After being tired of her childhood restrictions, Lilo uses Skip to transport her and Stitch ten years into the future, where's she's a teenager]
 * Teenage Lilo: [examining her new body] Holy cannoli! That's... not my voice! Hello! Testing! 1, 2, 3! My name is Lilo, and I'm a teenager! Ha-ha!
 * Stitch: [looks at himself in the mirror; he hasn't changed at all] Ichunawa?
 * Teenage Lilo: You look exactly the same. I guess genetic experiments age differently than humans. [Stitch groans] Maybe you can grow a goatee. That'd make you look older.


 * Adult Nani: Lilo! [runs to her and starts hugging her; gets very angry] Urrgh! You are in ten years of trouble, young lady!
 * Teenage Lilo: Let me go!
 * Adult Nani: Oh, no, I've been waiting ten years to yell at you for this! [Lilo screams and lets her go of her arm, starts running to her room] Yeah, you go to your room! You are super extra grounded!
 * Teenage Lilo: You can't ground me! I'm not a kid anymore.
 * Adult Nani: Yeah, but you're still my little sister and I still make the rules!
 * Tennage Lilo: This is why I skipped ten years in the first place. You're always treating me like a child.
 * Adult Nani: I'll stop treating you like a child when you stop acting like one! [moments later, she enters holding a sandwich on a plate] Lilo, I brought you some lunch. [sits next her on the bed] You must be hungry if haven't eaten in ten years.
 * Teenage Lilo: I'm old enough to make my own lunch now.
 * Adult Nani: I guess I forgot what it's like to be in a hurry to grow up. I spent most of my time wishing I could go back to being a kid.
 * Teenage Lilo: There's nothing good about being a kid.
 * Adult Nani: You think that now but, oh you'll understand when you're older.


 * [Teenage Lilo and Stitch go to the movies and run into Teenage Mertle]
 * Teenage Mertle: [laughs] That is the ugliest outfit I have ever seen!
 * Teenage Lilo: Mertle?! It's me, Lilo!
 * Teenage Mertle: Weirdlo?! From when we were kids?! Well, that certainly explains your ridiculous getup!
 * Teenage Lilo: For your information, these are the latest fashions.
 * Teenage Mertle: Yeah, from ten years ago, maybe! Try picking up a current fashion book once in a while.


 * [after traveling ten years further into the future, Lilo finds herself as an adult; she finds the buggy overflowing with tickets]
 * Officer: Hey. Is this your car?
 * Adult Lilo: Uh... no.
 * Officer: Well, I feel sorry for whoever owns it. It's breaking about a million laws in the Hämsterviel-ville city code.
 * Adult Lilo: Hämsterviel-ville? But this is Kokaua Town.
 * Officer: Miss, this place hasn't been Kokaua Town for at least five years.
 * [Lilo looks around to see the entire town taken over by Hämsterviel]
 * Adult Lilo: Stitch, I think we skipped too much.
 * Stitch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


 * [with the help of Clink, Stitch and Skip are captured by the police and sent to Gantu]
 * 625: Hey, Gantu! We got a collected call coming in from Hamsterwheel.
 * Hämsterviel: VIEL!!! HÄMSTERVIEL!!!!
 * 625: If you want, I should accept the charges?
 * Gantu: Do I have a choice?


 * [after returning to their normal place in time, Lilo and Stitch happily runs up to Nani and hugs her]
 * Nani: You're acting as though you haven't seen me in years!
 * Lilo: I haven't!
 * Nani: Listen, maybe I was a little too strict last night. You're growing up whether I like it or not.
 * Lilo': Forget about it. I think I'm perfectly happy being your baby sister for now.
 * Nani: [tickles Lilo] Who are you and what have you done with Lilo?
 * Lilo: Don't worry. You'll understand when you're older.
 * Nani: I just hope I understand you when I'm older.