PJ


 * [while Moses practices his hula dance, Mertle blows a trumpet loudly and throws it to Lilo, making it look like Lilo blew it]
 * Moses: Oh, Lilo.
 * Mertle: Way to ruin the hula kahiko, Lilo!
 * Lilo: But I didn't do it!
 * Moses: [to the drummers] Sorry. Lilo is a bit of a free spirit.
 * Mertle: Yeah, she's a big problem. [she and the other hula girls laugh]
 * Lilo: I am not!
 * Moses: As long as we're stopped, I have an announcement: Kimo, Kiko and I going to perform in Honolulu.
 * Lilo: That's great!
 * Elena: Wow!
 * Moses: It means I'm going to be gone for a week, so my friend Mr. Kaponi will teach the next couple of classes, okay? So, please, everyone, behave.
 * Stitch: Bark, bark!


 * [after Lilo takes the consequences for the paper airplanes Mertle threw at Mr. Kaponi]
 * Mertle: Look, girls. It's teacher's favorite!
 * [the hula girls laugh]
 * Lilo: I'm trying to be nice! He's Moses's friend.
 * Mertle: In case you haven't noticed, he's also a big meanie!
 * Lilo: You're the meanie! You keep telling him I did stuff!
 * Mertle: And that's because you won't help me! Why don't you pull some pranks on him?!
 * Lilo: Well...
 * Mertle: Don't you wanna get back at him? If anyone made me do a hundred sunsets, you can bet I get revenge!
 * Yuki, Teresa and Elena: YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!


 * [Lilo and Stitch find 133, which Lilo calls PJ, and brings him home]
 * Pleakley: [looks at PJ's fake dollar bill] These practical jokes sound fascinating. Is it a traditional Earth activity?
 * Lilo: Yep. People do it for laughs, and revenge.
 * Pleakley: Let me try one. [drops the fake dollar and tries to grab it in midair; laughs] Now that is funny! [Lilo, Stitch, and PJ stare at Pleakley unamused] Why aren't you laughing? [PJ sucks the dollar up his nose] Hey, where'd it go?!
 * [Lilo and Stitch laugh]
 * Jumba: One-eyed noodle friend obviously knows nothing about practical jokestering. Must be funny, yes, but also is requiring touch of evil genius. Eh, for example, my Experiment 133. Is practical joke gone mad! Unholy offspring of science and evil! Stay away! [laughs]


 * [after PJ uses big pranks on Mr. Kaponi]
 * Jumba: Discipline for disturbing hula class?! I'm very proud.
 * Lilo: But I didn't even do it! It was PJ! Mertle says I shouldn't let Mr. Kaponi get away with it. Teach him a lesson! I think maybe she's right.
 * Jumba: I see your mind is under much evil influence.
 * Lilo: What? From PJ?
 * Jumba: No, from Mertle girl.
 * Lilo: But she's right! It's like Mr. Kaponi's out to get me!
 * [a squeak is heard]
 * Pleakley: Fear no more! Presenting the crown prince of practical jokes... [runs in dressed as a jester] Pleakley the Prankster!
 * Jumba: Eh, apologies, but like ridiculous outfit, joke is on you. Again, I'm saying, practical joker needs heart of evil, not hat of jangly little bells!


 * [Lilo uses Drowsy to make Stitch fall asleep and grab PJ for one more prank; Stitch wakes in a booby trap that puts him in a container; the next morning, Pleakley tries to get Stitch out by banging on the container, Jumba walks by to grab coffee, but stops when he finds out who's in the container]
 * Jumba: 626?! But evil prankster 133 is supposed to be in there!
 * Pleakley: I know.
 * Jumba: [gasps] It was little girl who released 133!
 * Pleakley: I know!
 * Jumba: In order to make super prank on substitution teacher!
 * Pleakley: I know!
 * Jumba: But this puts entire world in danger of... [imitates an explosion, lazer and alarm] EVIL!!
 * Pleakley: I KNOW!!!
 * Jumba: Just to impress evil Mertle girl!
 * Pleakley: '''I KNOW!!!!
 * Jumba: To open that container, press down, then turn.
 * Pleakley: Oh. That I didn't know. [turns the lid, freeing Stitch]