The Anybody

Clocks

 * What are you doing in my house!?
 * Oh thanks, Mr. Robinson, I knew I could rely on you to wake me up!  I can't be late for Miss Simian's class again, I've already been late once this week— well, three times if you count the other two times—  So I can't let her catch me again or she'll give me detention, and there's no way she's going to catch me this time. I mean, it's not like I'm doing it on purpose, I'm just a heavy sleeper, you know? I mean, you wouldn't want to be woken up at seven a.m., would you? I mean, you would, because you're old.  What is it with old people and getting up this early? I guess you're just trying to drag out the last few days of life you've got left.  Anyways, have a nice day, bye!
 * Oh thanks, Mr. Robinson, I knew I could rely on you to wake me up!  I can't be late for Miss Simian's class again, I've already been late once this week— well, three times if you count the other two times—  So I can't let her catch me again or she'll give me detention, and there's no way she's going to catch me this time. I mean, it's not like I'm doing it on purpose, I'm just a heavy sleeper, you know? I mean, you wouldn't want to be woken up at seven a.m., would you? I mean, you would, because you're old.  What is it with old people and getting up this early? I guess you're just trying to drag out the last few days of life you've got left.  Anyways, have a nice day, bye!

Running to School

 * Wait! Wait! Wait!  Hey! Stop, little boy! I need to borrow your-
 * Yes?
 * I need to borrow your wheels.
 * Let me in! Rocky, open the doors! Let me in! Rocky? Rocky?
 * Wow, it really does sound like trash!
 * Three... two... one... and so begins my ten second countdown! Ten... nine—
 * Wait!
 * Eh?
 * Seven... six... five... four... three... two... one! You're late! Detention!
 * Three... two... one... and so begins my ten second countdown! Ten... nine—
 * Wait!
 * Eh?
 * Seven... six... five... four... three... two... one! You're late! Detention!
 * Seven... six... five... four... three... two... one! You're late! Detention!
 * Seven... six... five... four... three... two... one! You're late! Detention!

Clayton Stops Being Himself

 * Home time, everyone! Except you, Watterson! I'll see you back here at five.
 * Oh hey! Too bad about the detention.
 * Nah, it's all right. I've got this annoying breathing technique that's going to make it as hard for her as it is for me.
 * Cool story, Gumball!
 * What the- Who said that?
 * Me.
 * Oh, Clayton, you're disguised as a water fountain?
 * Yeah well, nothing interesting ever happens to me, so I thought I'd try becoming inanimate objects and, spoiler alert, nothing interesting ever happens to them, either.
 * Try to relax, don't tire yourself out
 * Avoid any form of training.
 * Samantha, finally. We've been waiting so long, Angela's clothes are back in fashion.
 * Oh, that one's pretty interesting.
 * Yeah, I wasn't the ball.
 * See? It's boring. We're not all like you, Gumball. Running around, stopping the school from being blown up. Or wrestling an alligator.
 * I don't think he's ever wrestled an a-
 * Let the boy finish.
 * I'm finished.
 * Fair enough. Dude, you're wasting your talent. If nothing cool happens to you, why not just change into someone else? If I've learned one thing from movies, it's that the key to happiness is never be yourself.
 * Okay, then I'll be Darwin.
 * as : So, what're we gonna do?
 * I do not sound like that!
 * as : Try clearing your throat.
 * Okay? Oh, yeah. That's better.
 * Look, look, no offense, but he's kinda the sidekick. If you want real excitement, you gotta aim a little higher. Y-you know, someone a little more awesome? You know, someone who's a little bit- ME! You can be me!
 * as : Okay.
 * Ah, that's more like it.
 * Watterson, get in here!
 * as : I know, I can sit your detention for you.
 * Well, aren't you gonna stop him? It's not right that he should be taking your punishment.
 * Oh Clayton, no. Please don't sit my detention for me. It would be a really bad idea. I mean, he couldn't hear me. I tried, I tried hard.
 * Wait, if Clayton was the water fountain, then I must have been drinking-
 * Come on, let's go before Simian catches the real me.
 * as : Try clearing your throat.
 * Okay? Oh, yeah. That's better.
 * Look, look, no offense, but he's kinda the sidekick. If you want real excitement, you gotta aim a little higher. Y-you know, someone a little more awesome? You know, someone who's a little bit- ME! You can be me!
 * as : Okay.
 * Ah, that's more like it.
 * Watterson, get in here!
 * as : I know, I can sit your detention for you.
 * Well, aren't you gonna stop him? It's not right that he should be taking your punishment.
 * Oh Clayton, no. Please don't sit my detention for me. It would be a really bad idea. I mean, he couldn't hear me. I tried, I tried hard.
 * Wait, if Clayton was the water fountain, then I must have been drinking-
 * Come on, let's go before Simian catches the real me.
 * Wait, if Clayton was the water fountain, then I must have been drinking-
 * Come on, let's go before Simian catches the real me.
 * Come on, let's go before Simian catches the real me.

Clayton the Bus Driver

 * as : Morning, kids.
 * Ah! What the?
 * as : Hey guys, it's me.
 * Yeah, and it's us. Just out of interest Rocky, how many of us can you see?
 * as : No it's me, Clayton. I'm doing like you said. Now I'm Rocky.
 * Dude, you can't drive.
 * as : Oh, can't I-
 * Gumball, you started this, you have to stop it.
 * But how do you stop somebody when they could be anybody? Any, any, any-
 * You just don't wanna do it, do you?
 * Huh? Who are you?
 * I'm, I'm Doctor uhh, Doctor... Man. Uhh, here to do, doctoring things.
 * His stethoscope isn't even in his ears. He's clearly Clay-
 * as : Hey guys, it's me, Clayton. I'm sorry about the bad driving. But you gotta admit it was fun.
 * Oh, Doctor Man! We've got a couple of patients we need you to attend to.
 * Sure uhh, let me get my umm, uhh, bag?
 * What a pro.
 * He may be really shifty, but he's the best gosh darn surgeon I've ever met.
 * Clayton!
 * Wait, what? This can't be happening my, my, twin brother. I- haven't seen you since last... Sunday.
 * Yes, here I am. In Elmore for, perfectly normal...
 * ...Normal...
 * and : Legitimate reasons.
 * Wait! Clayton's over there!
 * We need to stop him!
 * It'll certainly be easier than figuring out whatever.. this is.
 * Yes, here I am. In Elmore for, perfectly normal...
 * ...Normal...
 * and : Legitimate reasons.
 * Wait! Clayton's over there!
 * We need to stop him!
 * It'll certainly be easier than figuring out whatever.. this is.
 * It'll certainly be easier than figuring out whatever.. this is.

Disguise Craze

 * And then he just rode away on it, bold as brass!
 * Tell me again what he looked like?
 * He's about yea tall with a hat, a green shirt, and an orange tie.
 * Okay buddy,  I'm gonna give you a ten-second head start.
 * Okay buddy,  I'm gonna give you a ten-second head start.
 * Okay buddy,  I'm gonna give you a ten-second head start.