The Wand


 * I think lunch is the best, because you already had breakfast.
 * But you still have dinner to look forward too.
 * A plastic magic wand.
 * & : Sweet!
 * Make a wish!
 * I wish I had six eyes.
 * One, two, hmm maybe you have to wave it.
 * I wish Gumball had six eyes.
 * One, two...
 * This magic wand is weak!
 * Magic wand!
 * Can I have a turn?
 * Sure but it doesn't really-
 * Cool! With this, I can make all my wishes come true.
 * My first wish is that this doesn't turn out to be a big fraud
 * like that stupid wish bone!
 * What wish bone?
 * Well, when I was a boy, about your age...
 * My first wish is that this doesn't turn out to be a big fraud
 * like that stupid wish bone!
 * What wish bone?
 * Well, when I was a boy, about your age...

Richard's flashback

 * I wish that sausages would fly into my mouth. Mum, I made a wish on the wish bone but nothing happened.
 * What did you think, that it was gonna come true? Magic isn't real.
 * You mean, it's a fraud?
 * Yeah, it's a fraud.
 * And I didn't stop screaming for 15 years.
 * I never believed in anything again. But I believe this will be different. Now, I've got some wishing to do! Hehe, hehe, hehe!
 * You know what this means, Darwin. We'll have to make sure all of Dad's wishes come true.
 * Why?
 * Because if we don't, he'll never be able to believe in anything again. And he might go crazy and start screaming. We'll have to make sure he thinks that wand is real!
 * Yeah!
 * You know what this means, Darwin. We'll have to make sure all of Dad's wishes come true.
 * Why?
 * Because if we don't, he'll never be able to believe in anything again. And he might go crazy and start screaming. We'll have to make sure he thinks that wand is real!
 * Yeah!

Making the wand "real"

 * Uh... Ooh, I wish for sausages to fly into my mouth.
 * I Believe You And Me Are Gonna Be Friends
 * Huh?
 * I wish the sink was fixed
 * Well, how do you fix a sink?
 * I don't know.
 * Quick, Mr. Dad is going to find out the wand is not real.
 * Ahh!
 * You are truly powerful I shall name you Wanda the Wonderful Wand of Wonder!
 * Quick I think dad is about to make another wish.
 * I wish the sink was fixed
 * Well, how do you fix a sink?
 * I don't know.
 * Quick, Mr. Dad is going to find out the wand is not real.
 * Ahh!
 * You are truly powerful I shall name you Wanda the Wonderful Wand of Wonder!
 * Quick I think dad is about to make another wish.
 * Ahh!
 * You are truly powerful I shall name you Wanda the Wonderful Wand of Wonder!
 * Quick I think dad is about to make another wish.
 * You are truly powerful I shall name you Wanda the Wonderful Wand of Wonder!
 * Quick I think dad is about to make another wish.

In the backyard

 * I wish, I wish it wasn't so hot.

[Gumball and Darwin pull off Richard's shirt.]
 * {{d|Richard
 * {{d|Mr. Robinson}}:
 * {{d|event|groans}} Not again.
 * {{d|event|covers Mrs. Robinson's eyes}} Mr. Watterson! Would you kindly refrain from offending my wife's eyeballs with your public display of vulgarity?
 * Oh. Sorry, Mr. Robinson.
 * {{d|event|suddenly realizes he has the wand) "Hey, wait a second. You picked the wrong day to mess with THE BUNNY WARLOCK!}}
 * {{d|Mr. Robinson}}: Sorry, what?
 * {{d|Richard}}: If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you've got! But I think I should warn you, I have SUPERNATURAL POWERS!
 * {{d|Mr. Robinson}}: The only thing supernatural about you is your ignorance.
 * {{d|event|He and Mrs. Robinson laugh}}
 * {{d|Richard}}: I wouldn't be laughing if I was facing with the MIGHTY BUNNY WARLOCK!
 * {{d|Mr. Robinson}}: The only thing mighty about you is your ignorance.
 * {{d|event|He and Mrs. Robinson laugh}} I used the same joke again.
 * {{d|Richard}}: Perhaps you havent notice, my WAND, and, my CAPE!
 * {{d|Mr. Robinson}}: You dont have a cape!
 * {{d|Richard}}: Mm? I wish for a cape! [Gumball and Darwin took the dining table cloth, and quickly put it on Richard, like a cape]
 * {{d|Mr. Robinson}}: You look ridiculous!
 * {{d|Richard}}: You leave me no choice, sir!
 * {{d|Gumball}}: Here we go!
 * {{d|Richard}}: I wished you looked ridiculous! [Gumball and Darwin move around Mr. Robinson like a cyclone so he cant see them, and change his clothes in a blur, to bikinis]
 * {{d|Richard}}: Ahh! Horrible! Take it off, take it off! [Gumball and Darwin, once again, move in a blur and took of Mr. Robinson's bikinis]
 * {{d|Mr. Robinson}}: Cover your eyes, woman!
 * {{d|Richard}}: Ah! No! Put it back on! [Gumball and Darwin moves in a blur and put the bikinis back on Mr. Robinson]
 * {{d|Richard}}: And I wish your wife's head was a watermelon! [Gumball and Darwin almost instantly push a watermelon on Mrs. Robinson's head, causing her to muffle, her head stuck inside the watermelon]
 * {{d|Richard}}: Now I wish you would fly away out of my sight!
 * {{d|Mr. Robinson}} and {{d|Mrs. Robinson}}: Ahh!! [Gumball and Darwin tie ropes around each Robinson's leg and hoist them up]
 * {{d|Richard}}: You dared to doubt the all-powerful Bunny Warlock!
 * {{d|Gumball}}: [Still pulling the rope, with Darwin] I cant hold it any longer!
 * {{d|Richard}}: Now, begone! [Gumball and Darwin dropped Mr. and Mrs. Robinson]
 * {{d|Mr. Robinson}}: He really is a wizard! Run, Margaret, run! Ahh! [Runs away with Mrs. Robinson]
 * {{d|Darwin}}: Mr. Dad is turning evil!
 * {{d|Gumball}}: Maybe its time we told him the truth.
 * {{d|Darwin}}: But if we tell him the truth, hes gonna get upset, like when he was a boy.
 * {{d|Gumball}}: Ahh, you're right. [Thinking] I know! We are gonna have to take the wand back!

Getting the wand
[In the front yard]


 * [Laughing] Is there nothing you cant do, Wanda? I think I finally understand your true power! I wish, I wish..
 * Dad! This has gone on long enough!
 * [Agrees with Gumball] Hmph!
 * What are you doing here?
 * This wand - It has made you evil! We are taking it back!
 * [Agrees with Gumball] Hmph!
 * You think you mere mortals have the power to challenge me? Come! Take the wand - If you dare!

[Gumball and Darwin rushes at Richard]


 * Slip-over spell!
 * We've got to do it! It'll break his heart if he finds out! [Gumball and Darwin slipped over]
 * [Laughs]
 * Cant you see what you've become?
 * I can see perfectly clearly! I have become A MASTER WIZARD! [Richard screams to the neighbourhood. Pantsbully merely gives half a glance, then walks away]

[Gumball and Darwin continues rushing]


 * Slow-motion spell!!
 * [In slow-motion] Thiiss pooweerr haass ooveerrtaakeenn yoouu!
 * Reverse spell!
 * [While doing a reverse-running motion] You overtaken has power this!
 * [While doing the same thing as Gumball] No, its more like: !uoy nekatrevo sah rewop sihT
 * In love spell!

[Romantic music plays, as Gumball and Darwin nervously laugh]
 * Inside-out spell! [Gumball and Darwin each grab their insides, then pull, causing their inside to come out and cover themselves] Ah! Gross! Back-to-normal spell! [Gumball and Darwin each grab their outsides, which is now inside, and pull, somehow returning to normal again] [Richard laughs]
 * Give us the wand!
 * Never! I wish your face was his butt and his butt was your face!
 * Really...?
 * I wished it, didnt I?
 * [Sighs, then Gumball and Darwin do what Richard wished, in a quick blur]
 * [Laughs]
 * Now I wish your butt was his face and his face was your butt! [Gumball and Darwin do what Richard wished, once again in a quick blur] [Laughs]
 * I wish that, umm, your face was kissing his butt and his butt was kissing your face! [Gumball and Darwin do what Richard wished] [Makes a long laughter]
 * This has got to stop. Dad! We've got something to tell you!
 * Whats going on? Why have you stopped?
 * That wand's a fake. Its just a plastic toy, from the cereal package.
 * [Laughs] What nonsense! If that is true, how do you explain this: Flying spell! [Richard jumps and soar through, but then instantly drop to the ground. He then checks out then wand]
 * It was us... We have been making it happen right from the start. I hope you are not mad at us.
 * You mean... you two kids spent the whole day making incredible wishes come true? You did all that for me?
 * and : Of course!
 * Even when I made "your butt kiss his face and his face kiss your butt", you did that for me?
 * and : Mmm-hmm!
 * Oooh come here and give me a big hug! [They all share a long hug]
 * But hang on! If you were making my wishes come true, doesnt that mean Wanda the wonderful wand of wonder is a fraud?
 * and : Err... yeah!?
 * A fraud?
 * and : Err... err...
 * [Screams loudly]

The power is all mine!

 * [Laughs, picking up the wand] Its mine! The power is all mine!
 * I wish you didnt have that ridiculous hair cut!
 * [Growls]
 * ... I wish I didnt say that.