The Contractual Obligation Implementation


 * Leonard: So now let's bring out theoretical physicist, Doctor Sheldon Cooper.
 * Sheldon: Hello, female children. Allow me to inspire you with a story about a great female scientist. Polish born, French educated Madame Curie. Co-discover of radioactivity. She was a hero of science until her hair fell out, her vomit and stool became full with blood and she was poisoned to death by her own discovery. With a little hard work I see no reason why that can't also happen to any of you. Are we done? Can we go?


 * Sheldon (while typing into a search engine): How do I get 12-year-old girls excited?
 * Howard and Leonard: Noooooooo!
 * (they both run to stop Sheldon from searching it)


 * Leonard (to middle school girls in a wannabe rapper voice): Alright, who is ready for some sci-ence!


 * Raj: Thanks again for letting me crash girls' night.
 * Penny: Are you kidding? You brought fancy wine and made fondue. I've slept with guys for less. (Everyone stares at her.) It's a joke! Based on real events.
 * Raj: Anyway I was hoping I could pick your brains a little. I'm supposed to take Lucy out Friday and I need a killer first date.
 * Amy: Well, evolutionary biology says that women are attractive to a man who is steady in the face of danger so I recommend an unsafe environment. A seedy bar on the wrong side of the tracks. Picnic near a lunatic asylum. A wine tasting on skid row.
 * Raj: Lucy has some social anxiety issues. Maybe we could start with something simpler.
 * Bernadette: Why don't you take her to Disneyland? You can go on Space Mountain; you're in the dark, she's holding onto you.
 * Penny: Yeah, you just have to remember that that ride is shorter then you think. And they take a picture at the end so make sure you have all your clothes back on. (Everyone stares at her) It's a joke!! Based on real events.


 * Amy: I can’t believe I ditched work for Disneyland.
 * Bernadette: What did you tell your boss?
 * Amy: Oh, I was very clever, I did it in stages. At seven o’clock last night, I called about a problem at the lab and casually mentioned I was going out for seafood.
 * (Scene of Penny looking quite grumpy)
 * At nine thirty, I called and told him that one of my scallops tasted weird. At eleven thirty, I called and said I was throwing up like a fire hose. At twelve forty-five, I called and made nothing but dry heaving sounds, and now I’m going to Disneyland.
 * Bernadette: Penny, what did you say?
 * Penny: I work at the Cheesecake Factory, I said bye.
 * Amy: So, what are we gonna do first?
 * Bernadette: I don’t know about you guys, but I’m gonna make a beeline for the place that gives you a princess makeover.
 * Amy: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
 * Penny: (she's not very happy by this at all) You’re kidding, right? We’re not just gonna get drunk and go on rides?
 * (both Bernadette and Amy feel dissapointed at the same time) 
 * Amy: Come on, do it with us.
 * Penny: (she sighs and speaks grumpily) All right, whatever. How does it work?
 * Bernadette: (bosses both girls) Okay, so, you pick your princess, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Cinderella, they give you hair, makeup, the works.
 * Penny: Guess it would be fun to be Cinderella.
 * Amy: Oh, I want to be Cinderella, too.
 * Penny: Yeah.
 * Bernadette: We can’t all be Cinderella.
 * Amy: Then how do we decide?
 * Bernadette: (speaking crossly) Well, it’s simple. This was my idea. I’m driving. I’m Cinderella. You bitches got a problem with that, we could stop the car right now.


 * Amy (voice): We’re here.
 * Sheldon: Thank you for taking time out of your very busy schedule to enlighten these young women.
 * Amy: It’s our pleasure. I’m Dr. Fowler, and I’m a neuroscientist.
 * Bernadette: And I’m Dr. Rostenkowski-Wolowitz, and I’m a microbiologist.
 * Amy: The world of science needs more women, but from a young age, we girls are encouraged to care more about the way we look than about the power of our minds.
 * (Scene of the grumpy Penny)
 * Bernadette: That’s true. Every one of you has the capacity to be anything you want to be.
 * Penny: (unhappily in low-tone) Unless you want to be Cinderella.
 * (Bernadette now looks down at the sulking Penny and gets really furious)
 * Bernadette: (she yells at Penny crossly) Come at me. See what happens.
 * (Penny just shakes her head in a slow shock as of not wanting to fight with Bernadette)


 * Howard: Bernie, I’m home. You have fun today?
 * Bernadette: (out of vision) Yes, and I have a surprise for you.
 * Howard: Please be Cinderella. Please be Cinderella.
 * Bernadette: Well, hello, Prince Charming.
 * (Howard strips his shirt off in a hurry)
 * Howard: Milady.
 * (Howard trots to Bernadette on an imaginary horse)


 * Leonard: Hey, how was your… what?
 * Penny: I can explain. I played hooky with the girls, then we all went to Disneyland and got… What are you doing?
 * Leonard (undressing): Disneyland. Go on, I’m listening.


 * Amy: Sheldon, all Snow White needs is one little kiss to wake up.
 * Sheldon: Heard you the first time.