Pilot (Reba)


 * Reba: No, we're gonna discuss it right now!
 * Brock: Reba, I have to marry her.
 * Reba: Oh, please. have to? The only reason you would have to marry her is If you'd gone off and... Oh, my God.
 * Jake: What?


 * Reba: Oh, my God.
 * Cheyenne: Daddy, how could you?
 * Jake: What?
 * Kyra: Barbra Jean's pregnant.
 * Jake: I thought Cheyenne was pregnant.
 * Cheyenne: Shut up, Jake!
 * Kyra: Back off. he's just a stupid kid.
 * Jake: I'm not stupid. She left the pregnancy test in the trash can.


 * Reba: How could this happen?
 * Brock: I don't know. how do these things happen? 2 people work together, the X-ray room was dark--
 * Reba: I was talking to them!


 * Cheyenne: How'd could you say that?


 * Reba: Van?
 * Van: Yeah?
 * Cheyenne: Ohh...
 * Reba: Get out of there! Why is it we're the only house in texas without a gun?!
 * Van: My parents kicked me out. I told them everything, and they didn't want anything to do with me, or Cheyenne, or the baby. But I don't feel that way. I want to do the right thing.
 * Reba: At what point hiding the bed the right thing?
 * Brock: When I realized the ladder fell down.
 * Cheyenne: Look, we were just talking. It's not like we jump into bed and do it every time we see each other.
 * Van: I can vouch for that. Whoa-ho. I love your daughter. and I'm not staying away, no matter what you or my parents say. I was gonna do this in private, but... I don't care anymore.
 * Reba: Oh, no. not the knee thing.
 * Cheyenne: (Giggles)
 * Van: Cheyenne, will you marry me?
 * Reba: Oh, my God!
 * Van: Now, I know this is just an earring, but I'm gonna get you a real ring someday. My grandmother can't live forever.
 * Cheyenne: Oh!
 * Reba: I'm not far behind her.


 * Reba: Brock?
 * Barbra Jean: No. Barbra Jean. You're gonna be a Grandma.
 * Reba: You're gonna marry a Grandpa.
 * Barbra Jean: I know. I can't wait. Oh, I am so glad that we can still be friends. You know, I was afraid that the baby might change the way you feel about me.
 * Reba: No, I feel the same way about you as I always have.
 * Barbra Jean: Oh, I just feel like giving you a great big hug.
 * Reba: Fight it.
 * Brock: Reba, what is this? Cheyenne I snot getting married. I'm not gonna stand by and let my daughter throw her life away for that punk!
 * Reba: You love that punk.
 * Brock: I do not.
 * Reba: You watch him play football every weekend. Just like he's your own son. Sometimes I think you like him more than your son.
 * Brock: She is not getting married.
 * Barbra Jean: I have to agree with Brock here. 2 wrongs don't make a right in the eyes of our lord.
 * Brock: Barbra Jean...
 * Reba: AT your church, do you sit with the rest of the congregation, or is there a special pew for adulterers?
 * Barbra Jean: Well, actually, I sit with the choir.
 * Brock: B.J., would you mind--
 * Reba: B.J.?
 * Barbra Jean: Yes, it's short for--
 * Reba: I know what It's short for.
 * Brock: Barbra Jean, don't you have some instruments to sterilize?
 * Barbra Jean: No.
 * Brock: Yes.
 * Barbra Jean: Yes.
 * Reba: Good luck with that.
 * Brock: Thanks.Look, they're too young to get married. I mean, they have no money, and where in the world are they gonna live?
 * Reba: With me. Where else? At least that way they'll have a chance of finishing high school. Look, I've been up all night long sing their options with them. They've made up their mind. If we try to stop them, they';; just elope.
 * Brock: Unbelievable!
 * Reba: And we've set the wedding date for saturday, at the house. just family and few friends.
 * Brock: What? you want withnesses? I mean, isn't this where we send her off to visit a "friend" for 9 months?
 * Reba: Hey, just because she's pregnant and 17 doesn't mean we can't give our little girl a nice, tasteful wedding.
 * Brock: Do you hear yourself? I can't believe that you want to celebrate this embarassment.
 * Reba: Well, what are you and B.J. planning?
 * Brock: I don't know. Something with doves.Oh, but that's different!
 * Reba: Ceremony's at 3:00. bring ice.
 * Brock: I'm not coming.
 * Reba: See you saturday. wear your blue suit.
 * Brock: It's not gonna happen.
 * Reba: Lots of ice.


 * "Die Jockstrap"! - Kyra
 * "Trust me mom, i dont think any people will leave this wedding talking about the food". - Kyra
 * "What the hell"!, "Heck", "Shut up"! - Reba, Brock and Barbra Jean
 * "You were only supposed to bring the ice"! - Reba