Help Daddy Find His Toenail


 * Charlie: I thought I was up to it, Alan. I thought I was ready for a real relationship, and Linda and I would be a team. I'd stand by her as an accomplished woman and a judge and she'd stand by me as a Reformed whoremonger? So you believe I was trying.
 * Alan: I do. And you know what? Someday you'll look back on this as a growing experience.
 * Charlie: Maybe. Someday. Oh, who could that be? I ordered some takeout.
 * Alan: Ah, nice, Italian?


 * Charlie: Yeah, come on in. Greek. Be patient with me. I'm coming off a bad breakup.
 * Alan: And, as usual, Alan gets chicken pot pie.