The Codpiece Topology


 * Sheldon: Everybody has a date. Even you, Mario, going after Princess Peach. And what am I doing? I'm just enabling you.


 * Raj: What happens in costume at Comic-Con stays at Comic-Con...


 * Sheldon: Oh, Mario, if only I could control everyone the way I control you, now hop, you little plumber, hop, hop!


 * Sheldon: Captain, I'm getting an unusual reading.
 * Leonard: Yeah, that's great. Who wants corn dogs?
 * Sheldon: That's a temporal anomaly! (To himself) Corn dogs didn't come into existence until the first half of the 20th century.