JellyTelly Thanksgiving Devotionals

What is Thanksgiving?
Ian: Say, Clive...

Clive: Yes, Ian.

Ian: What is Thanksgiving anyway?

Clive: Oh! Thanksgiving is one day each year set aside for all Americans to thank God for his blessings on our lives and our nation.

Ian: Oh, that's lovely. What are you thankful for?

Clive: For food, for family, for God's love...

Ian: I'm thankful for my big brother.

Clive: Oh, that's sweet!

Ian: And for Wookies.

Clive: What?

Who made Thanksgiving a holiday?
Clive: Say, Ian...

Ian: Yes, Clive.

Clive: Do you know who made Thanksgiving an official American holiday?

Ian: Um, Julius Caesar?

Clive: No.

Ian: George Clooney?

Clive: No.

Ian: Oprah?

Clive: No! It was Abraham Lincoln!

Ian: The Abraham Lincoln?

Clive: Yes! He said all good things are gracious gifts from the Most High God, and he invited all Americans to set aside one day each year to thank God for his blessings.

Ian: What a great idea!

Clive: He was an American president.

Ian: Just like Julius Caesar!

Clive: Um, Ian?

(NOTE: The word "um" is redubbed the new version.)

Happy Thanksgiving #1
Clive: Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Ian: Save me some pie!

Clive: They can't save you any pie!

Ian: Why not?

Clive: Because you're on the computer!

Ian: They could rub it on their screens and I could smell it.

Clive: Do not rub pie on your screens!

Ian: Oh, you're no fun.

Happy Thanksgiving #2
Buck Denver: Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! What are you thankful for?

Happy Thanksgiving #3
Buck Denver: Happy Thanksgiving from all your friends at JellyTelly!