Spy Kids: All the Time in the World

Agent Cortez? This is Danger D'Amo. Give me a status update. Visual ID has been made. The subject has entered the location right on time. Aces. All undercover agents, be on the alert. Subject known as Tick Tock has the stolen OSS mini disc. Alpha and Bravo teams, move in to apprehend the target. Freeze! He's got time bombs! Be careful what you wish for! Tick Tock has the stolen OSS mini disc and is on the move. Sorry I can't hang around. I'm coming with a third team. On-site arrival in four minutes. We don't have four minutes! I'll get him faster with the zip line. If I don't catch him now, who knows how many people he'll freeze? You forgot one tiny detail. You're pregnant. Yeah, well, they say you can exercise up until the last day of pregnancy, so, here we go. Oh, man! Ow! - Whoa, what was that? - Contraction! Time to hang it up. You're about to become a mom. All the more reason to get the job done now. We can't let Tick Tock escape again. - Breathe. - Try not to hit that bus. - Mute road noise. - Muting road noise. - Call Wilbur. - Calling husband. Oh, there she is. How's my girl? You just leaving work? Yeah, just tying up a few things. Nine months pregnant and still working around the clock. You've got to be the most dedicated interior decorator that ever lived. What can I say? I love my work. - Ooh! Here's what I really called about. Guess who decided to pay us an early visit? Is this it? I'm on my way to the hospital. Meet me there? Right. Hospital. Don't panic. I'm here for you. - All you have to do... ...is breathe easy and breathe often... - ...and take it nice and slow. I love you so... much. Keep breathing. - You're gonna be just fine. - Yep. Gotcha. See you there. Agent, you're ready to pop. Wait for backup! Contractions are only three minutes apart. I've got time. OK, Tick Tock. Hand over the mini disc. - Not this time. - Ah, man. Don't underestimate her. - I think my water just broke. I hope that was my water. Clean her clock. Cut me some slack, I'm having a contraction. - Congratulations... I look forward to doing this again. Swell work, Agent Cortez. Aces. I knew you had it in you. If this got into the wrong hands, our world would've stopped in its tracks. Looks like an old OSS file. Project Armageddon, the ultimate weapon. This baby not only takes out your enemy, it takes out everyone. No one ever notices time until it's gone. This was our agreement. one last mission and I'm out for good. You're really gonna take a powder on us? Leave us high and dry? No more dangling from zip lines or high-speed chases. My family needs me now. And they can never know I was a spy. I respect that, agent. But a word of advice: tell 'em who you are. Life's too short for secrets. Push out a good one, a nice little fire-breather for us, all right? The future of the OSS depends on it. Let's not stand around bumping gums, people. I wanna figure out what makes Tick Tock tick. Thumb battle. Go. Hey, kids. I got a new idea for a reality show. It's called Wilbur Wilson: Spy Hunter, where I hunt real spies on TV. - What do you think? - Uh, it's pretty out there, Dad. - Got you. - Nice takedown. one point for me. Yeah, I mean, where are you gonna find a spy? - Hi! Honey! - Hey, sweetheart! Hey, you look great. You owe me a dollar. Told you we would get here before her. I said take it slow, but that was a night shy of eternity and a morning past forever. Stepmother is always late for everything. Technically I'm early, 'cause the baby wasn't even due until tomorrow. Ease up. What took so long? Uh, just must have lost track of time. - Oh, God! - Here we go! Oh! Jeez! Guys, guys, guys, guys. From this point on, everything'll be different. In a good way, right? Yeah. And you'll have a new baby sister - in five, four, three, two... I put my life on the line every time I search for... ...the spies among us. Look! I'm Wilbur Wilson... ... Spy Hunter. Mondays after your local news. Last piece of bacon. Mine! Yours. Is the baby throwing food again? - I would say so. Can you watch her, please? I have to go change again. Again. - Ah! Seriously? Her gas bombs are gonna take the paint right off this house. - You watch her. - No. You. - Breath-holding contest? - You're on. one point for me. - Good morning, little Spy Hunters. - Dad! Do you have time to eat breakfast with us? - I sure do. - Yes! No, I don't. I swear I had an extra five minutes... ...just a few minutes ago. - Where'd the time go? - Told you he wouldn't have time. You owe me a dollar. Hey... Do you remember our five-year plan? If my show does well, then I'll have all the time in the world to spend with you and you, OK? Meanwhile, time is just slipping away. - Morning, honey. - Oh, bye, honey. - I gotta get to work. - Oh, um, OK. - Uh, good-bye hug? - Oh, yeah. Uh... - Bye. - Bye. - Rebecca, behave at school. OK? - I know. And, Cecil, uh... ...feed the dog. He doesn't really eat. He just watches us. Here, Argonaut. It's kind of creepy. our worst fear has happened: Time is speeding up. You're not cranking my chain, are you? This is on the up and up? - Good night, sir. - Good night? What are you talking about, doll face? You just got back from lunch. - But it's five o'clock, sir. - Five o'clock? The Armageddon device. We're running out of time. So he put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in your face and then he stole your homework? Technically, it was his homework. I was just doing it for him. And what about you, Miss Rebecca? How was your day? Same old, same old. - So I heard. The principal called me about your pranks. - Hey, kids! - Dad! Come, sit by me! Sorry, kids, but I have to go write up this report before I can do anything. Save me some leftovers. Hey, Dad? Can you teach me how to be a Spy Hunter? Well, there's always time for that. OK. Repeat after me: "I'm Cecil Wilson, Spy Hunter, and I'll catch you... later." I'm Cecil Wilson, Spy Hunter, and I'll catch you... later! Here's the important part. Lift the eyebrow. Respect the golden arch. That's my secret. How many spies have you caught? Um... Well, none. Um... But that's not really what the show's about. So you're not a spy-catching superhero? No, not yet... ...but... How's my girl? She made two poopies today. Two poopies? She's six away from the house record. - Oh! Now, don't get snotty. I lost my appetite. I'll go talk to her. What am I doing wrong? I've tried so hard to connect with her - but she just hates me. - No, she doesn't hate you. - She totally hates me. - No, she doesn't. Maybe a little. - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I think she's just trying to adjust to a new situation. We've been married for two years. Right. Dad's had less time for us ever since Stepmother entered the picture. And she's keeping something from us. I can feel it. She's not who she says she is! You don't think she's really an interior decorator? Well, look at this place! She's obviously evil. Well, I think she's nice. There is something she's hiding from us. Doesn't mean she deserves your blue cheese dressing bomb. My best prank yet. Not hearing very well increased my other senses. Like smell. Don't worry, she never comes into my room anyway. Do you have a sec? Yes. I was going through the basement and I found some things that I thought you might wanna have. Mom. I know you miss your mom and I could never replace her. I just would really like it if maybe we could be friends? Mom always said she loved my practical jokes. I love your practical jokes. I think you're hilarious. You think I'm funny? The one you did last month to your father when you filled his toothpaste with blueberry filling? And his teeth were blue for like four days. That was epic. And how about the time I hooked up his nose hair clipper - to a power saw? Some of my best work. Or the baby powder in the hair dryer trick? I had meant that prank for you. I know. I'm sorry. It's OK. It was just a joke. There's something, um... ...I would like you to have. This is something my parents gave me when I was around your age. And my mother said it would always protect me, even in my darkest hour. What I think she meant by that was, I would always have her love and support. You're really giving this to me? It's something that's very special to me and my family and I want you to have it... ...because you're so very special. Rebecca... ...I'm really looking forward to us being friends. Me, too. Good night. Marissa, wait! I'm so... ...sorry. Good going. I tried to warn her! You got to make it up to her. Why do I have to be the one to always apologize? Like what about that time that you just kept on talking and I was... I turned off my hearing aids. OK! I'll make it up to her! He's right, you know. I mean, the show is called Spy Hunter. At some point, I should actually catch a spy. He thinks I'm a complete loser. That's not what he meant. They just wanna spend more time with you. What is that smell? Oh, did the baby spit up on you again? - In breaking news... - Something like that. ...our worst fears have been confirmed. According to scientists, there are now, literally, less hours in the day. Studies show that time is running out. Time is speeding up. At first, we were losing nanoseconds, but now we 're losing hours. By tomorrow, we'll have lost days. By the day after that, a year. At this rate, we will be completely out of time... in no time. Experts are divided on what's causing this phenomenon, although one man has claimed credit. We received this video moments ago. Citizens of the world, I find you all guilty of wasting time. You fill your days with meaningless pursuits instead of treasuring moments with those you love. You will no longer take time for granted, for I am taking all of the time in the world from you. Project Armageddon has been activated and I will continue to speed up time until time runs out, and the world will end. I am the Time Keeper and I want more time! Only minutes ago, OSS Director Danger D'Amo addressed the threat. The OSS will find this Time Keeper, and when we do, we will punch his clock. There's a decrease of one minute per hour as now... Tick Tock has escaped. Oh, this is not good. Actually, this is awesome. Could you imagine the promotion I would get if I landed an interview with this guy, the Time Holder? - Time Keeper. - Not to mention the hero factor for tracking down an international supervillain. Not too shabby. Honey, I think being a hero isn't really what the kids need from you right now. It's just what they need now. It's what the world needs. Where is the Chronos Sapphire you promised me? Time waits for no man, no man but me. That one little rock is the only element that can stop the Armageddon device. Trust me, it will be ours. Time and my temper are short. You waste my time... ...and I'll waste you. We will find the Chronos Sapphire... ...and when we do... ...no one will be able to stop us. No one. OK, princess. You're a little sleepy head, huh? Oh, no. OSS directive. For your eyes only. Time Keeper threat confirmed. Chronos Sapphire needed to stop Armageddon. Deliver Chronos to OSS immediately. Oh, Rebecca. I hope you're working on that apology. Make sure you write "P.S., Cecil is innocent." A handmade coupon, good for one free month of all household chores. And no pranks for a whole month. "And no pranks for a week." Hey, Rebecca? Do you have that necklace from last night? Yeah. Why? I was just wondering if maybe I could, um... ...maybe I can have it back? You want the necklace back? I realized it needs to be cleaned, and, uh... you know, it's old. Oh, I get it. You can't trust me with it. What happened to "This necklace is so special, and so are you"? Am I supposed to pretend that you really meant that? I just need the necklace back. I can't really explain it right now. You can have it! I never wanted your stupid necklace anyway. You only care about yourself! You don't care about us at all! I have to go on an important mission, I mean, errand. There are snacks in the fridge. I'll be back in ten minutes. Do you guys need anything? My mom. We'll be fine. Right. Argonaut. Watch the kids. House is now armed. Buckle up, baby. - Baby secure. - All right. Let's go for a ride. Hey! I thought you gave that back to Marissa. Wait till she looks in the box. Welcome back, agent. Is that the Chronos Sapphire? Without that, our goose is cooked. Give it to Mommy. Thank you, pumpkin. Here, give it to me. Oh. Another prank. - Baby food. - I'm sorry. My stepdaughter is a little... upset. She has the necklace. - I can get it back. - Chronos Sapphire can wait. Your old pallie Tick Tock has just been made and you're the only one that can scoop him up. Pop the clutch. You're back on the clock. What about the Chronos? You nab Tick Tock, he'll lead us to the Time Keeper. We don't need the Chronos. So Rebecca can keep the necklace. It would mean a lot if she could. OK. I'll do it. I just have to go get my kids first. Those ankle biters'll be fine! This is Seeker 17. We have a lock on the Chronos Sapphire. Repeat, we have found the Chronos Sapphire. Prepare to breach the entrance. You really shouldn't do that. But if you're going to, give her vampire teeth. Warning, residence subject to immediate attack. Please take shelter in the panic room now. You're really stepping up your game with these pranks. That's not my prank. Warning, residence subject to immediate attack. Take shelter in the panic room now. - Where's the panic room? - Don't fall for it. This is obviously Marissa's attempt to get me back. Take shelter in the panic room now. Oh, and if we don't, I suppose something really terrible will happen to us. Scanning. Scanning. Identity match. Please enter the panic room now. - Enter the panic room now. - Let's go, Rebecca. Enter the panic room now. Well, this is obviously the panic room. - Why? - 'Cause it's a room, and I'm panicking. Hello, children. I had this panic room installed when I married your father in the event that my work ever put the family in danger. Her work? There's something I never told you about myself because it was a matter of national security. I am a spy. our stepmother's a spy? Impossible. She's not cool enough. Argonaut is an Advanced Robotic Guardian Operative designed to protect you. I still think this is a prank. This is not a prank. The dog is talking. I noticed. Well, it's not the sort of thing you'd miss, is it, really? A small, handsome dog talking with an English accent, like James Bond. Anyway, I've been assigned to protect you, so give me five. That's what cool people say, isn't it? Anyway, let's shake hands. Hello. How do you do? Ah! Oh, no! I hate when that happens! I am gonna need that back. Sentry mode? Attack mode? I think you better keep it in sentry mode. Pop it back on, any time you're ready. - Good thinking. - No, seriously. Can I have it back now? 'Cause I am gonna fall over. The panic room is being attacked. You must leave now. The jet luges will take you to OSS headquarters. And sit. Do you get it? It's what humans usually say to dogs. I reversed it, I flipped it. Oh, this is gonna be great. - I tell you, we're gonna have a... I usually have to eat grass or a slipper to feel this sick. Oh. I wasn't ready, that's all. I'm fine, I'm fine. Do not let the Chronos Sapphire get away! A mini camera is not that impressive anymore. People have them in their phones. Well, how small is it? - That's impossible. - Dad! Sorry. What? Dad, help us! Sorry, there was an air show behind me. There's no such thing as invisibility powder. All right, Argonaut. Start talking. Who were those guys with the giant goggles? What do they want? How long has Marissa been a spy? OK. Your stepmom will answer all of your questions post-mission. I have a question. Who's flying this thing? I thought you were. Oh, no. They do not look like pet lovers. Hello, children. If you're watching this, your escape jets are under attack. We are going to have to initiate evasive maneuvers to get you to OSS even faster. - Brace yourselves. - Oh, great. It's like a big video game. Grab your controller and steer slowly! - Whoa! - I'm gonna crash! I'm gonna hurl. Right. Puke goes in the bag, not on my fur. They're gaining! Cecil! Do something! He is doing something. He's puking. We might need a bigger bag. In fact, we might need a bigger spaceship. It smells like fish socks in here. Can we at least open a window? Ugh. It's not much fun in here. Hey! You opened up mine! Fresh air. That helps. I love this. I love sticking my head out the window. It's my favorite thing. Sorry! Cecil! How may puke bags do you have left? Make 'em count! Good job, Cecil! Never underestimate the power of puke. Agent Argonaut reporting. Listen, the kids are fine. I can't say the same about the house. Why? What did they do? They didn't do anything. They didn't destroy the house. Tick Tock's men did. What?! Argonaut, I told you to watch them! I am watching them. I'm watching them puke and scream. - We've gotta discuss hazard pay. - Just get them to the OSS. I want a raise! There's only one person I want waiting there to greet them. OSS Headquarters. How can I direct your call? I saved your life. one point for me. Whatever. The puke bags were my idea. Why do you argue about everything? You're brother and sister. You're fighting like cats and dogs, which I could understand why cats and dogs fight. Cats are awful. Just chillax. Part "chill," part "relax." I fused 'em to make a trendy word. Welcome to the OSS. Who are you? Carmen Cortez, secret agent of the OSS. Your stepmom is my aunt. So, a word of caution to you would-be supervillains out there... Your best defense may be... a jelly donut. What am I saying? What are they gonna do with that? What, are they gonna throw them at 'em? Just say it. I'm too attractive. Let's face it. I've never caught a spy, and I probably never will. I say we go after the Time Keeper. Oh, that's realistic. Where are you at with that piece for Spy Week? It's not due till Friday. It is Friday. Time's speeding up, Wilson. Don't you keep up with the news? Get me something on someone, anyone! And get it to me yesterday or there won't be a tomorrow for you at the station. Got it? It's time to get serious. Marissa's not picking up. Maybe she's under radio silence. She's got a lot of explaining to do, man. She never told you she was a spy, huh? Well, in her defense, she was retired. - Well, hello. - Hey, Argonaut! You're a big girl now. Is that titanium alloy? - Treat? - Yes, please. Cheers. Cool. Wanna see how I got started as a spy? - Yeah! This is the old Spy Kids division. Woa. They shut it down seven years ago due to budget cuts. Really sad. It was ahead of its time. Spy Kids were an elite juvenile division of the OSS. I'm going to explode you. Established to go where adult spies couldn't go and do what ordinary spies couldn't do. Ralphie, it's me! We went to the academy together. How you do... Oh. Now I see what, they've turned him off. Just as well. He's annoying. I'd like to bring back the Spy Kids division one day. We call those Stompers and Hammer Hands. They use electron fields to create superhuman impact force. These are awesome. You can crush things. "Field ambush supplies"? Built to help a spy create on-the-spot booby traps ambushes, mass confusion, and pranks. - Pranks? - I'll tell you what. I'll let you guys pick out one gadget each as a souvenir. - Mine. - Mine. Don't get too excited. I said that I'd let you guys pick out a gadget, but I didn't say I'd activate it. Back in the day, the kids who made the best spies were the ones who didn't wait around for the perfect gadgets. They made stuff happen with what they had on hand. Who's that? Me and my brother, Juni. We were the first and last of the Spy Kids program. Where is he? We shall not speak of him. Let's go. And this is where our grand tour ends. Wait here. Marissa will pick you guys up in a minute. Can we be candidates for the new Spy Kids program? Time will tell. Sorry, guys, gotta go. OSS has us working around the clock. We have to stop the Time Keeper before the Time Keeper stops time. The Time Keeper. That's not much of a villain's name, is it? Oh, the Time Keeper. Has he got a watch, has he? It's not a scary name at all. Rubbish. You have reached your destination for this mission. Good luck, agent. So Tick Tock attacked our house and chased after your brother and sister. What do you think we should do? Annihilate. Annihilate? Good thinking. Welcome back to the big-time, agent. Suit up. Intel places Tick Tock at this location. Spot him and let him lead us to the Time Keeper's Armageddon device. Then call in and wait for backup. Here's my backup. All right, you. I need you at six o'clock, right here. Come on! Bring it in. The Armageddon device will be here any minute and we must be ready for its arrival! Uh, cover the exit. There you go. Good work. Focus up, focus. Focus! What are you doing? We're moments away. My plan is almost complete. I just need to get the Chronos back from those meddlesome kids. Shh... Oh! Are you kidding me? Is that you? Did you drop your transmission? Oh, my God. Gentlemen, please. That smells like lentils and desperation. My God, that's mental. It's following you. Get back on your marks. Focus. I'm blinded. Ow! It's here, it's here. It's finally here. Places, everyone. This is the moment we've all been waiting for. Right on time. Hickory-dickory dock. The spy ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and the spy was done. Game, set, and match, Tick Tock. Wait a minute. Hold on. This is your sidekick? A nose-picking baby? Gentlemen, get in here. Baby, looks like we've been set up. Finish her. Boom. Boom. Better luck next time! The bigger the crime, the better the time! He is really starting to tick me off. Ten green bottles hanging on a wall Ten green bottles hanging on a wall And if one green bottle should accidentally fall I'm still mad at Stepmother... Marissa. ...for not telling us she was a spy. For not telling Dad. Maybe she quit to make more time for us. Yeah, right. Well, wouldn't you wanna be a spy? I will be. Even better spy than Marissa. What are you up to? Carmen said that the best Spy Kids were the ones who didn't wait around. They went out and made stuff happen. It would have to be something really amazing. - Like catching the Time Keeper? - Bad idea. First person to get the bad guy wins. No. Not another competi... What part of "chillax" don't you understand? Game on. Aw, man! This Electric Shock Gumball doesn't work, either. While you're chewing gum over there, I'm hacking into my Hammer Hands. - I think I got it! - Ow! Why? I just don't understand. It says batteries are included. Read the fine print. "on and off button... ...not included." Let's get out of here. Good idea. - Hey! - Hey! What are you kids doing? You don't have security clearance to be out here. Um... We lost our dog. Yeah, but we just found him. See? Hello. I mean, bark. I mean, woof, woof. - Definitely, I meant... - Shut up. Yeah, they're not falling for it. Looks we're all in this together now. Run! - Hey! - Hey! Stop right there! Oh, excuse me. Coming through. Nice shoes. - Oh! - Sorry, sorry. Stop those kids! - We'll never outrun them! Yes, we will! Pull my collar! - oil slick. Awesome! Uh-oh. - They're still after us! - Pull my tail. Butt bombs. This is the coolest dog ever! Absolutely. That's an award and I accept it. Whoa! Wait, wait, one more. one more. Pull my finger. Do it. - Wait for it. What was that supposed to do? It just makes me laugh. Silent but lethal. How are we gonna find the Time Keeper? I don't know, if it was that hard just getting out of the lounge. This is the Telematic organism oscillation Transporter... ...otherwise known as TOOT. Carmen said not to rely on our gadgets, but to use our heads. Argonaut, what do you know about the Time Keeper? First, type in my passcode. Double-O-Woof. They've intercepted several coded messages as to the Time Keeper's location. But no one's been able to crack the code. It's not a code. It's an anagram. Drop all the numbers, switch all the letters around, and it spells something else. "Big Time Watch Repair Shop"? The bad guy is holding the world hostage from a watch shop? Well, he is called the Time Keeper. Villains do love their secret hideouts to have a theme. This will take us to the Time Keeper's shop without having to leave the building. You better not disintegrate us. - I think that's sort of the point. - What? They took the Chronos Sapphire. Don't let them get away! You weirdo! You vaporized us! I've lost face. Something stinks around here. I always knew you were a butthead. I'd give you a knuckle sandwich if I knew where my knuckles were! Oh, I think my stomach is inside out. I think I'm missing a kidney. Argonaut! Got ya! I'm just pulling your leg. - Brilliant. - A comedian. - Marissa's on the line. - Marissa? OK, sweetheart. - Hello? - Give Mommy the comlink. There we go. Thank you. Sorry, technical difficulties, Carmen. How are the kids? They're, uh... ...napping? OK. Where are they really? I'm really sorry. They TOOTed themselves out of the OSS. Send me their coordinates. I'll meet you there. You know, she's a lot like you, Carmen. That's what I'm afraid of. Are you sure this is the place? Let's think. He's called the Time Keeper. This is a room full of clocks. Nah, let's go, let's check out that cheese shop across the road. It's another anagram. Switch all those letters around and what do they spell? Oh, um, tea lover. - Brilliant. - Elevator. This must be the access panel. - oops. - one point for me. Maybe this little guy. - Two points for me. - You could help, genius. - And risk losing? - Password accepted. Let's see where this leads before we call you the winner. You should have a competition to see which one of you is the most annoying. All my own stunts, all my own stunts. And it's... a giant clock. No, it's a giant death trap. That's the hour hand. The minute hand. And that's the second hand. So, what's... ...that? That's probably the cut-you-in-half hand. - Well, I'm going home. - There's a door over there! So? First person to get across without getting smushed... ...wins. Now, listen, just because one person jumps off a cliff, it doesn't mean you have to follow them. Does it? Oh, it does, apparently. Brilliant. Here we go again. Here comes the cut-you-in-half hand! - Jump! - I'll duck, thank you very much. Whoa! There's gotta be a better way to pass the time. Here it comes again! It's moving faster! That's because time is speeding up! Listen, I was told to watch you kids, but not watch you die! Cecil! Hang on! Now this is fun to watch. - You OK? - Yeah. I win. one point for me. - Ow. - Come on. This way. - Hey... Hey, it's working! Sweet. I spy a spy. Go get the camera. It's show time. My five-year plan is coming together. This is my big break. Now we just build on this success and maybe someday hit primetime. Primetime means free time... to spend with my kids. Great plan. only in five years, they won't be kids anymore. What are you saying? Spend the time now. 'Cause the one thing you'll always find time for later... ...is regret. Jeez. We almost got cut in half for a computer? - There's a lot here about... "The Boy Trapped In Time." And that's gonna happen to us if we don't stop the Time Keeper. According to this, he was part of a time travel experiment. Time travel in the 1930s? People sure did talk funny back then. "Project Armageddon Test Footage, 1936. Chronos Sapphire, discovered to be the only known element able to stop the Armageddon device." - We have to get out of here! - What's wrong? They're after the necklace! That'll stop your clock. Watch your head! oops! Sorry about that. Well, the good news is, you're tall enough to go on all the rides. Playing spy games? You children think you have all the time in the world, but soon I will. Hand over the necklace. I think it's time you found a more secret lair. - Marissa! - What? Leave my kids alone. Stepkids. Shh! She's here to save us. How dare you waste time bickering about that? If you have no interest in being a family, then you don't deserve any time together. Well, he's right about one thing. If we're gonna get outta here, we need to work as a family. Fire up your gadgets. They're not activated. - They're just souvenirs. - Not anymore. Hammer time. Cool. A watch shop? Slight left and proceed around building. Turn right now. Spy detected. - It's a dumpster. - Spy detected. Walk forward now. Turn left now. Left foot, right foot, left foot, big right foot. Center and stop. Proceed below. The annoying voice is saying there's a spy right here. Look. - Proceed below now. This is more than a dumpster! - Sorry! - It's OK! Do it again! Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Come here. Come here, come here. OK, ready? Wilbur Wilson, Spy Hunter here. As you can see, I'm in some sort of underground secret lair where the battle for freedom and justice is being fought by our country's top spies. I really can't see much from up here but we can zoom in with our Spy Hunt Cam and get a closer look. Oh, the kids are gonna flip when they see this. Did you get that? You got it? Go, go, go. Argonaut, do something! What do you want me to do? I'm a lover, not a fighter. Attack mode! - Attack mode activated. It's show time! Go, Argo, go! Oh, someone put that on YouTube! - Time flies when you're having fun. My necklace! Let's get the kids out of here! Argonaut! Release! Oh, come on! I was gonna bury him in the backyard! Let them go. It's all part of the plan. We have the Chronos Sapphire. Nothing can stop us now. Sorry about the necklace, Marissa. "Sorry about the necklace, Marissa." I should've given it back to you when you asked. Yes, you should've. We had no idea the Time Keeper wanted it. "We're just dumb kids." You couldn't have known. It was classified. The whole world's in big trouble. Don't look at me. It's all our fault. And I'm sorry I didn't share with you that I was a spy. But it was important to me that you were both protected and safe. What's important is stopping the Time Keeper. Give us another chance. You two have been so very brave and I'm so proud of you. That sounds like something my mom would say. - They want us back for a debrief. - Take the kids back to OSS. - I'll meet you there. - Got it. Thanks for rescuing us. Any time. I used to get in trouble like this all the time. Hi, sweetheart. Sorry I missed you. Great news! I got the most amazing footage of a real spy battle at the watch shop! I'm gonna put it on the air tonight, primetime! - The kids are gonna be so proud. - Oh, no. Love you, miss you, need you. Bye! Call me back! You did it, Spy Hunter. That's great! We're gonna win an Emmy for this. A Pulitzer. Whoa, go back, go back. Does she have a baby with her? Oh, she does! Oh, that's priceless! OK, we're gonna need a graphic that reads "Spies Are Unfit Moms." And, Wilbur, see if you can get a quote from Child Protective Services. If we're lucky, they'll take the kids away, put 'em in foster care! Yeah! - Wilbur! - Sorry. I'm a klutz. It's all right. I've got the original tape right here. Hm! Didn't get any lunch. Tastes like chicken! Want some? out! Jeez. Spy detected. Oh, really? Great. Hi, honey. Don't "honey" me. There's no "honey"ing anymore. - You're a spy! - You found out. - Well, I'm a Spy Hunter. And apparently I'm not a very good one, since I've been living with one. I retired the day we had the baby... ...because our family is the most important thing in the world to me. And... ...I'm so sorry. Wow. I feel like such a fool. Why did you marry me? - You must've lost a bet, right? - You're the man I love. Well, uh, now I'm the man without a job and maybe without a family. Where are the kids? They're under protective surveillance at the OSS. They're probably safer there anyway. I mean, their own dad can't protect them. Just tell them I love them. What about us? I just... ...need time. We're all running out of time. Some predicted it would come in a blaze of fire, a giant flood, but it was the ancient Mayans who got it right when they predicted an end to the human calendar, the end of time itself. Can anyone save us from this impending apocalypse, this final doomsday, this... Armageddon. Also known as the Wells Experiment. Back in the day, this contraption almost caused the end of the world as we know it. That's why the OSS shut the experiment down and placed the device in Level 13 lockdown, where it remains today. The fate of the world is on the line here. That's why I'm calling upon one of our most valued and skilled operatives, Agent Cortez. He has even come out of retirement to help us. Yeah! Oh, brother. - It's good to be back. - Then you never should have left. Where have you been the last seven years? If I told you, then it wouldn't be called a secret mission. It's not like I missed you or anything. I needed a break from your face. Oh, what an incredible coincidence. - I needed a break from yours. - Oh, whatever. What's going on over there? Family reunion. - This isn't about us. - Gosh. Carmen, this is about saving the world. - You don't deserve to wear this badge. - Uh... - Thanks. - You're welcome. All right, agents. Let's make sure there is a tomorrow. - Let's go save the world! What do we get to do? What's our assignment? You lose! Man! Why are we in time-out? We found the Time Keeper. So, why are we grounded? And why do we have to watch the baby? Technically, I'm watching her. Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the baby entertainment center. Danger D'Amo, director of the OSS. I wanted to commend you on your brave service. You bobbleheads really take after your mom. Stepmom. Let me give you some advice, kiddo. Don't get balled up over that kind of baloney. She takes the time to love you... you love her back. - Nice watch. - Thanks. It was a gift from my pops. - You sure talk funny. - You sure look funny. - Danger D'Amo. - Yeah. Did you know your name is an anagram? Switch the letters of your name around, and it spells... ...Armageddon. As in the Armageddon device. Either that's a coincidence... ...or that's just an incredible coincidence. - You're ticking. It's an old watch. - But you're wearing three more. You're the Time Keeper. Yeah. I'd love to stick around and chat but time is running out. The head of the good guys is actually the head of the bad guys? I did not see that coming. We're trapped in here! Look around for a comlink or a phone! We have to warn Marissa! Agent Wilson. - Turn around! - It's a trap! - Time Keeper is Danger! - That's his secret identity! Look, I don't have time for your pranks right now. OK? Watch Argonaut watch the baby. Thank you. - The Armageddon device. It's tiny. If time's the test, family is best. It's a trap. Hello, agents. You're right on time. The kids were right. I guess I'm not... ...who you thought I was. So where's the real Armageddon device? Back at the OSS, where it's always been. And now... ...I must get back to it. - What's that? A really nice watch. It's also a freeze transmitter for all agents at the OSS. It's time to take out the competition. Danger, don't. Now... to stop the world. Why didn't I freeze? I'm... trapped in here. I need reinforcements. But there are no reinforcements. They're all frozen. Except... Time has run out for most of the planet. Eighteen time zones have been frozen by the Time Keeper's Armageddon device. One thing's for certain... it's heading our way. But we must not lose hope. Who are we kidding? It's over! We're toast! Attention, Spy Kids. You have been activated. I repeat, you have been activated. Is he talking to us? At this very moment, the Time Keeper is taking over OSS Headquarters. Your time has come to save the world. Every OSS agent has been frozen. It's up to you to shut down the Armageddon device. Get the necklace back. It's the only thing that can stop him. And how are we supposed to do that? Spy Kids have always been able to beat the bad guys because adults over-think things. But to a kid, everything is possible. Trust me, I know. Just use your imagination and work with each other, not against each other. So no more competing against each other? Good. - Argonaut! - Attack mode, por favor. - Attack the door. - Argo smash! What about the baby? Spy Kids. Spy Dog. Spy Baby. Now that you've been activated as Spy Kids, you are part of an elite team, and we need to work together, like Juni said. No more competitions. We've got to break into the OSS vault, get to the Time Keeper, find the Chronos Sapphire, then use it to stop the Armageddon device, and, of course, save the world. Cecil, you take the vault. Rebecca, you're on pranks. And l, of course, will take the toughest assignment of all... I'll watch the baby. So I realized the only way he could freeze agents was through their OSS badges. There you go. Thanks for trashing mine, Carmen. Thanks, Juni. Unfreeze your sister. OK, but first... ...this is how I remember you. And there we go. - Juni! - Hm? Unfreeze her. But it's so peaceful and quiet. There. This never would've happened if I was mission leader. - I activated Rebecca and Cecil. - What? They're more ready than you think. If anything happens to those kids, you're toast. This way. - Real smooth, diaper lady. I was just following my instincts. Well, your in-stinks! You two were the best spy team ever. What happened? Yeah. Where have you been all these years? I tried to strike out on my own, and I struck out. OK? OK, but Mom and Dad left the family business to the both of us. Yeah. Well... I guess I thought it wasn't cool to keep working with my sister. It's what would've made you cool. Where's Marissa? - It's quicksand! Don't make me punch your lights out. - Hey, there he is! Now you've seen my dark side. - Low battery? "Don't rely on your gadgets." Hmm... Hello? Is anyone in here? You get the door open yet? - I think we need another way in. OK. I'll be there in a minute. Congratulations. You caught a kid. Enjoy the ride! Now what? - We give up. It's the only way we'll get the necklace back. Just follow my lead. Hand over your weapons. All of your weapons. OSS agents have been frozen in time. Is there someone, anyone, out there that can save the day? Hello, Wilbur. Yes, this is your dog, and I'm talking, but never mind about that now. Rebecca and Cecil are in danger. They've been captured by the Time Keeper and they need your help. I know it's hard to believe, sir, but you're their last hope. I'd hurry if I were you. What's with the jazz hands? Huh, kiddies? My brother's hearing impaired. And your goon took his hearing aids. Give him his hearing aids back. We're not monsters here. No. You're only trying to end the world. Why are you doing this? The Armageddon device was not meant to end the world or stop time. It was meant to travel back in time. To get me back to that. - My father. - Son, come here! Take a look at this. The Wells Experiment was an early attempt to time travel. That's me before the accident. My father was working on the original prototype. They were just about to test the machine when it went haywire. He told me not to play near the lab. But I never listened. It trapped me in time for so many years I almost lost count. You were the Boy Frozen In Time. My father spent his entire life... ...trying to set me free. I watched him grow old... ...and, eventually... ...die. The OSS shut down the experiment with a solution that literally fell from the sky... ... the Chronos Sapphire. When the effects wore off, I was a grown man in a boy's body. All my friends were gone. My father... ...gone. Everything and everyone I cared about was no more. And all of this is so you can see your father again? I want more time! With him. He gave me everything. And I couldn't even give him the time of day, because I didn't know... ...that our time would be so short together. But now when I go back, things are gonna be different. - No, they won't. - Excuse me? You can't actually travel through time. Time stays the same. You're just creating multiple versions of yourself that appear at different points in time. He's wrong. our plan will work. You've tried this before and failed. And my guess is that you've... ...already gone back in time a lot. This isn't the first time you've traveled back. And every time you return, you come back worse. Each time, your plan fails. You try it again with another you. But when are you going to learn... ...you can't change the past? You will only cause Armageddon. Don't listen to him. This time, it will work! You will go back and you will have all the time in the world to spend with your father. Danger, when my mom died, it was the worst thing that could ever happen to me. I wished I had more time with her. There is no going back. Honor the years you had with him. Those brief... ...special moments... ...are the ones we'll remember. It's not about how much time you have. - It's what you choose to do with it. T minus 20 minutes until Armageddon. The Time Vortex is opening! How'd you get outta my sand trap? With my bare hands. Actually, it was my Atomic Lipstick. Keep away from my stepkids. Make that your kids. All right. Make that your Spy Kids. Stay away from my Spy Kids. Too late! It worked! It worked! Everyone in the world is frozen except us. And us. The Chronos! Don't let go of the watch or you'll freeze! We have to use the necklace to stop the Armageddon device once and for all! Get into the Vortex. Wait, you don't have your Hammer Hands. I don't need Hammer Hands. - Yeah! - Cecil! Hey, Marissa gave that to me! - Don't do it, Danger! - You can't bring back the past! Time is the enemy of youth. I'm getting mine back. You won't change anything! I thought you said nothing would change. Wait for it. Who's that? That's Danger. You were right. You can't go back. I tried. My father still died... ...no matter what I tried to do to save him. He did tell me one thing that was very important. You have to live life moving forwards, not back. This time... ...I'm gonna listen to him. Kids! Marissa! I was so worried about you guys. Are you OK? - Yeah. - I'm so sorry I brought you into this. Worst stepmom ever. Yeah. But best spy mom ever! I like when you're being yourself. - Come here. - You think you've stopped me? You've stopped nothing. We're just gonna keep doing this over and over and over again until I get what I want! Because this time, time is on my side! Yeah. Hard time. - Clocked ya. - Whoa! Lucky punch! How'd you find us? I'm Wilbur Wilson, your father. You're the coolest dad ever. I'm not gonna wait until I have enough time for us to spend together. From now on... ...we're gonna make time. Now that's heroic. So... So... You're a spy? Yeah. I'm a spy. Well... ...I'm a Spy Hunter. Got you. And I'm never letting go. Now this is family time. Juni and I have decided to become co-leaders of the new Spy Kids program. We're gonna need some new recruits with ingenuity, creativity, and heads-up thinking. Rebecca, Cecil? And of course... ...Spy Baby. Yeah. Baby's got a surprise for you. Don't get... This is it, group, that's it. Just... Baby's first steps! You're more impressed by a kid standing up than a dog that can talk? Hold on a second, l... Nice! Oh! Baby's first bad guy! - Wow! - I taught her that. Well... ...you can never start 'em too young. Mommy's so proud of you! We are back on the clock, back to taking our own sweet time to laugh, to cry, to embrace our loved ones. We have all the time in the world. or do we? Voice activate. Operation Spy Kid Recruitment. Identifying possible talent. Setting filters to max. You have been activated. And you have been activated. I now declare you all Spy Kids. That's one point for me. ouch. Cheers.