Haunted House

[The episode begins at the haunted house. The owl is hooting and bats.]

Stimpy: Look Ren, this looks like a great place to kill 12 minutes.

Ren: You set it, pal.

The Ghost: Oh boy. Some helpless victims. I can hardly wait to scare the veins out of them. Watch me one of my most hideous gremlin. [The Ghost pulls down your eyes and the mouth was all wide. The ghost was flying to the door and Ren and Stimpy slams over at The Ghost. Ren and Stimpy runs offscreen.] Excuse me, I must go freshin' up. [Fades to the stairs and living room too with Ren and Stimpy. Ren gulps. Ren and Stimpy was walking.]

The Ghost: This calls for the directive protch. [Stimpy walks to the knight.]

Stimpy: Say, what's this? I know, it's a woodburning stove. [The ghost sees Stimpy holding log.] LOG!

The Ghost: Watch if you dare! [The Ghost slice the log.]

Stimpy: Ahhh... [Ghost tries to eat Stimpy. Stimpy put the log on Ghost's mouth and goes in the knight. He close it and turn the heat warm. Stimpy's butt feels very warm. The Ghost turns to Hot dog and feels grumpy. Ghost flys off. Fades to The Ghost.]

The Ghost: Hmmm, where are they? [The glass break was hearding]

Stimpy: Uhh, Ren, you didn't juggle strange people's dishes. [Ghost goes in the kitchen. Stimpy's stomach was growling.] I'm hungry, Ren.

Ren: Yeah, me too. I shall go eat for a sandwich.

Stimpy: Yeah, a sandwich! [The ghost looks at the viewers and hides his bread.]

The Ghost: I'll hide in this, BREAD!!! [The dinner ring was dinging offscreen. Ghost are hiding in this bread. [Ren picks the Ghost]

Stimpy: What shall we put on, Ren?

Ren: How about peanut butter? [Ren filling peanut butter on Ghost.]

Stimpy: And Marmade? [Ren nods "yes". Stimpy filling marmade on Ghost. Ren filling fish egg on Ghost.]

Ren: Fish egg! Fish [Ren was putting fish on Ghost.]

Stimpy: Joy! [Stimpy was about to bite the ghost.]

Ren: STOP! You selfish pig! You ate all of that.

Stimpy: I'm sorry.

Ren: Think about your starving yaks out there. I will kill for the meal like it.

[Stimpy gives a Ghost to Yak.]

Yak: MILK! Oh my father! Thank you! [Yak gives the ghost and punches ghost.] Take that! [punch]

Stimpy: What's he doing, Ren?

Ren: A yak always handerize this food before he eats it.

Yak: AND THAT! [punch] Here's one for your MINT! [Yak punches hardly at The ghost, Fades to Ren and Stimpy.]

Ren: [yawns] I'm borsh, ol' friend.

Stimpy: Me too.

Ren: Let's go up and ready for bed.

Stimpy: Sure, I wonder where it is?

Ren: Maybe up to those hideous stairs. [Ren and Stimpy goes upstairs]

The Ghost: Now here's my chance. [Fades to Ren and Stimpy was sleeping on the bed. Ren smells Stimpy. Ren wokes up grumpy. Ren looks at the Stimpy's armpits was stinky. Ren stares at Stimpy was dirty. Cuts to door. Ren opens the door and points to the left]

Ren: OUT! [Stimpy goes out] And don't you come back, until you take a shower! [slams the door, Stimpy goes to the bathroom.]

The Ghost: Now for the brutal display of pointless, gut rash in terror. [evil laughs and he stops. The Ghost goes through the door.]

Stimpy: [singing] Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy. [Fades to color turns int oblack and white] Happy happy [humming, The ghost was about to get it. Shower stops. Stimpy rubs his eyes and grabs the ghost. The black and white turns into color. Stimpy rubs his ghost towel. Stimpy rubs his armpit at the ghost.]

Ren: Don't forget to wash with sundoshine.

Stimpy: Oh yeah. [Stimpy was wiping a butt at the Ghost and puts up a ghost towel.]

Ghost: It's a good thing I'm already dead. [In deleted scene, fades to Ren and Stimpy sleeping on the bed.] Oh, the poor helpless fools. How I pity them. [The ghost opens the box called "Spumco Bloody Head and goes off the box.] This bloody head gag gets 'em every time. [The ghost put the Bloody head on Ren's head. The ghost sees Ren. Bloody Head Fairy was also appears.]

Bloody Head Fairy: A Bloody head! If it's Jim bardy! [Bloody Head Fairy put the bloody head on his butt.] That's where the couple of dimes. [Bloody Head Fairy was putting couple of dimes on Ren's ear. Bloody Head Fairy flews away. Ren wokes up.]

Ren: [gasps] Quick stimpy, there's something in my ear! [Stimpy sees Ren's ear.]

Stimpy: LUCKY DOG!

Ren: What is it, man!?

Stimpy: Hold still, hush! hush! Hold still now.

Ren: Hold it out!

Stimpy: I... [Stimpy got couple of dimes] GOT IT! It's alright. It's alright. It's just a couple of dimes.

Ren: Dimes? What does it mean?

Stimpy: You just been visited by the Bloody Head Fairy! [Ren feels happy. The ghost was shocked. The ghost was gonna punch himself to his face. Fades to Haunted House, Ghost was searching at the chest.]

The Ghost: I've had it with child's play! I'm going to end this! The only way it get him... [Ghost wears a Tiki mask and got a chainsaw too] WITH ME...... the WINNER! [The lightning strikes. Cuts to Haunted House and cuts to Ren and Stimpy sleeps on the bed. Cuts to Ghost with Tiki Mask with Close-up and his eyes turns red of craziness during a storm strikes. Cuts to Ren and Stimpy.] Wake up, you PIGS!!! [Ren and Stimpy looks at Ghost with Tiki Mask and Chainsaw.]

Stimpy: Hey look! A Trick or treater! He's come to visit us. Isn't it cute little rascal. [Ren and Stimpy gives a candy at the Ghost's hands]

Ren and Stimpy: Happy Halloween!

The Ghost: THAT'S IT, I QUIT!!! [slaps the candy. The ghost take his mask off.] Let's guys, I'm a ghost! I want you to scare you guys but.. [The mask thrown off] I'm a failure. [flys off, Ren and Stimpy was so upset. Cuts to The Ghost sits the chair.] I'm a failure. I couldn't even scare of hyrenoids gets it right.

Stimpy: Aw, come on, try again. We'll do better. I promise.

The Ghost: Don't naturize me. It's no use! And there is only one thing left to do, I'm going to end it all. [The Ghost was about to hit the hammer on his head.]

Stimpy: Sweet lord, NO! [Stimpy gives the hammer.] You crazy man! You can't do that. Here, do this! [Stimpy has a poison juice. Ren looks at it. The ghost drinks the poison juice. The ghost was spitting it out and choking. The ghost falls down and waves goodbye at the viewers. The ghost was dead, until.... The ghost has transform to Rudolph the Jazzman.]

Rudolph: Man, what a blast. [Rudolph was doing his hand pose] I'm alive. Killer. [Rudolph walks off. Ren looks at Stimpy. Ren and Stimpy looks a car at the window. Car was beeping.] Hey, I'll see you into the big shot! [laughs, drives off. Ren and Stimpy waves goodbye at Rudolph the Jazzman. Fades to black at the end of the episode.]