Fish and Visitors

Daffy: No, thank you for breaking my back. Daffy: I don't like you now. Sam: Svetlana!? Uhh... you don't look like your picture. Svetlana: (holds up a picture) You don't look like your picture either. Sam: Uhh... that was before the beard....Here, uh, let me show you to your room. Sam: Bugs, this is no time to play in the laundry! There's a ghost in our house! Daffy: Well, he's not gonna leave if he likes being here. We have to make it so unpleasant that he wants to move out. Bugs: But how? Daffy: We have to fill our home with unpleasant fighting,resentment and so much tensing that no one could stand to live here. At least that's what my parents did. Bugs: So you're saying we should stage a fake fight? Daffy: That's exactly what I'm saying. Bugs: How many times do I have to tell you to put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher!? Daffy: Really? That's the best fake fight you can come up with? Bugs: Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot your the reigning king of fake fight land. Daffy: We wouldn't even need a fake fight if you didn't get us into this mess! (Bugs and Daffy's fake fight turned to a real fight) Bugs: Well, some of this is your fault too. Daffy: Me? What did I do? Bugs: I specifically heard you pray for rain two days ago. Daffy: WHAT?! Bugs: Don't play dum with me. I heard you complaining about the dry air was exacerbating your exzima. Daffy: First of all it's not exzima it's psoriasis, which is a much less serious skin condition. And second of all, a man's prayer is his own business and you shouldn't eavesdropping. Sam: Break it up, break it up. Whoa. You can't be fighting. He means the world to you. (Points at Bugs) And you know that. And he means the world to you. (Points at Daffy) And you know that. (Grabs Bugs and Daffy's hands) And I mean the world to both you. And we all know that. It is so clear that you need me here to keep us all together. We're like a family now. Like brothers...or fathers...naa brothers. (Hugs Bugs and Daffy) Let's hug. I'll never ever leave. Never. Ever. Never. Never leave. Never. (Thunder claps) Sam: What in tarnation is-ah going on here? Daffy: One.
 * Sam: Thanks for breaking my fall, roomie!
 * Sam: Believe me, you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
 * Svetlana: I am here to meet Sam. My new husband.
 * Sam: Try one, try one, try one. It tastes like real cheese! Okay, then more for me! (eats one nacho then burps loudly)
 * Bugs: (ghostly voice) Ooooh!
 * Bugs: Daffy it's your greatest skill. Repelling People. Use it.
 * (Bugs and Daffy in the kitchen)
 * Daffy: And we lose one lousy house guest in three...two...
 * Sam: Is that karaoke? (sings I Will Be the Flame)
 * Bugs: Feel free to use the coasters!
 * Daffy: You idiot! We told you that so you would leave!
 * Bugs: Gee, why don't you just move in?