Who Will Be The Wizard Family?

Mom and dad are gonna be so surprised you made dinner for everyone. I know, but I just hope it's not too good or they'll expect me to open a jar of spaghetti sauce every week. Alex, I opened that jar. Harper, nobody likes a braggart. Uh-oh, Alex is cooking. She wants something. Or she did something. Or she wants us to eat something gross in front of a hidden camera. Um no, actually I just made a spaghetti dinner for all of us. Hey, did you guys know that pasta goes from this to this, in just eight minutes in boiling water? Now that's magic. I smell garlic cheese bread! And I know it's not me, 'cause my shirt just smells like regular cheese bread. You made garlic cheese bread, too? Mmm. By accident. She meant to make pizza but forgot the sauce. - Professor Crumbs. - Professor Crumbs! That was a dramatic entrance. It's just something new I'm trying. I'm still working on the beard in the face part. I understand Alex performed a selfless act - without using magic. - A selfless act? All she did was open a jar of spaghetti sauce - and make pizza wrong. - You take what you can get. We've been waiting for this for a long time. You've just completed your final requirement enabling all of you to begin your Family Wizard Competition. - Hey! That's great! - All right! All right. So, Professor Crumbs, when does it start? I mean, do I have time to make up for I'm happy to announce that the Russo Family Competition commences immediately. What? Everyone else gets to go to the Wizard Competition but me? Oh! Oh, what a rip off. Everything is not what it seems ♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪ Yes, please ♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪ That's what I said ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ Because everything is not ♪ What it seems ♪ Ladies and gentlemen, here's your host for tonight's Family Wizard Competition, Chancellor Rudy Tootietootie! Oh, my gosh! The Wizard Competition is a game show. I'm really good at game shows. Especially when it's a rerun. Thank you! It's great to be here. As you know, for centuries we've been choosing one sibling from each family to be a wizard for life, crushing the dreams of all the others. It's a fun night, everybody. Tonight we find out which one of the Russo's will be the Last Wizard Standing! I can't believe we're finally here. This is it. One of us is going to become the family wizard. Indeed. And I want you to know that I've become very fond of all three of you. So, whatever the outcome, I'll be proud. Well, which one is it Professor Crumbs? Are you fond or are you proud? I'm confused. Good luck, kids. Now, I know this is about being a wizard, but if there's a bonus round, try to get the washer and dryer. I need to tell you guys something before this starts. Winning the Wizard Competition is going to be great, but it comes with a price. I know where you're going with this. And, yes, don't even worry about it. After I win I'll use magic when you forget Mom's birthday. No Justin, I'm talking about family. How often does your Uncle Kelbo come around? A couple times a year? Aunt Megan? Never. Do you know why? Because we let the competition come between us. Promise you'll stick together no matter who becomes the Family Wizard. I promise, Dad. - I promise. - I promise. Not to me. To yourselves. I promise. Mm-hmm. Mr. and Mrs. Russo! Could you guess who I'm rooting for? - Can you give us a hint? - Sure. Alex! Mason, you do know that Justin's going to win. - Justin? - Of course! He's studied the hardest, he stuck by the rules. My son hasn't been a stick in the mud all these years for nothing. Well, I'm rooting for Alex. I mean, she defeated the Angels of Darkness, saved the world from an asteroid. Plus, Justin can easily get a career if he doesn't win. We'd be stuck with her for life. OK, people. It's time to meet tonight's competitors, the Russo's. Justin Alex and the one nobody thinks is going to win, Max! He's gonna do great. Justin Russo. It's been a long road of magic training to get here. Do you think you're ready? I believe the correct answer is yes, Justin is ready. Max, you know that button is not a microphone, and we haven't started the questions yet, right? The answer to that is uh, no, I did not know we did not start the questions. Um, I would go ahead and start the Competition, because he's just gonna do that all night. I'm going to have to concur with Alex on this one, I will be doing this all night. OK, before we start, just a few rules. You each have one challenge and one timeout. Kind of describes my second marriage. OK Let's find out which Russo will be the Last Wizard Standing! Yeah! OK, round one. Each correct answer is worth 150 points. I'll describe the problem, and you must buzz in with the magical solution. "You must go to aid a wizard in distress on the planet Mars " Transportium nextorbitorium. Correct. "You need to switch bodies with someone. " Cambia corporum meum copora sua nominavi. Correct again! It's a Triple Reverse Bonus worth 250 points. I'll give you the triple complex spell, and you must answer with the correct uses in the correct order. "Dehydradus-lougaines, Apus-escapus, Cashmereus-appearus. " Drain a room filled with water, transport out of a room, and make cash appear. Ah, I'm sorry. Incorrect. Yes, Max! Oh, no. I was trying to hit a fly on my button. Would you like to give the answer a shot anyway? Oh, sure. Why not? Uh Drain a room filled with water, transport out of the room, and then flash on a sweater. Correct! No, challenge! No, no, no. Max didn't get the last spell right. Wizard Council, what is your ruling? The exact use of Cashmereus-appearus is to flash on a cashmere sweater Ah-ha! So we will accept Max's answer. What? I got it right? Ma! I'm gonna be the Russo family wizard! Bow down to the more powerful sibling! Now would be a good time to take a commercial break so I can explain to Max how this all works. If you think that's going to help. We'll be back with Round Two after the break. Justin Russo in the lead with 300 points. Go, Justin! That's my boyfriend! Juliet! You made it. Yeah, I'm sorry. I would've been here earlier, - but I was at a blood drive. - How was it? Oh, it was It was delicious. Well, I'm here Do you have any words of encouragement for me? Um If you don't win, I'll leave you? Tough love. That'll work. Yeah, that'll work. Thank you. OK. OK. Meaningful stare. Alex, I'm starting to get a little worried and embarrassed rooting for you, but you're still my number one. OK, the first part of what you just said? Mason, stop being a jerk. And the second part? Aw, you're so sweet. Hello Mason. Juliet. Been a while. You know, the last time I saw you, I made you turn into a wolf forever. And I made you turn old and hobble off into the woods. - No hard feelings? - Water under the bridge. Go Justin! Go Alex! Oh, gosh. Alex is way behind, and if she loses, she'll just be normal like me. Yeah! Oh This is the first time I've been in here without Justin to yell at me to leave stuff alone. Oh! I wonder what these pants do! I bet you I could pull these off with the right kind of shoes. Could you just put those hideous pants back? They could be dangerous. How could they be dangerous? They don't even have a zipper. Would you just sit down and watch? I'll make us some popcorn. Hmm. Bet you there's something I can use to make popcorn in here Corn-poppy with butter on-toppy! Zeke, put that down! What? I was just smelling it. What just happened? I just turned purple! This says "Purple Murple Potion. " You made me snort when you scared me. You know I always snort when I get scared! What do we do? What do we do? It It itches! It itches from the inside out! It must be my murple. My murple's on fire! We're three minutes into round two, and our competitors continue to cook up a "freshen your breath" potion that I insist be judged by Professor Crumbs. I don't hear the ladies complaining. Over here, at Justin's table, he's making good use of the secret ingredient, - dried bat tail tips. - Voila! Whenever I cook potions, I like to say foreign words. Max, what are you doing over there? That reeks worse than butt of newt. That's because I'm doing my laundry. I'm going to get to the potion in a minute. - What a charming young man. - Coming through. There goes Alex with a live griffin in a jar. Half eagle, half lion. They're quite ferocious. I guess that's why we store them in the same kind of a container we keep cookies in. Come on, buddy. I just want one of your feathers. Help! Help! Harper? What are you What are you doing here? We need your help. Zeke sniffed some potion and turned all purple. I'm sorry! I was nosing around with my nose. The griffin is going nuts! Oh, my gosh! Get that purple guy out of here! The griffin thinks he's food! Harper! Zeke! This is probably a good time to go to commercial. We might be right back! That griffin debacle was nuts! Now that's great showmanship. Now, if everyone's calmed down, we can get back into the competition. Wait, wait What? Am I the only one that saw what happened? That griffin flew away with our friends. Your friends will be fine. The Monster Hunters are on the case Although, they do have a rich history of losing to griffins. Think you can have those Monster Hunters bring me the griffin wings when they're done with them? Even if I lose tonight, I still want to be able to fly, you know? Max, Justin, we have to go help them. Alex, I'm sure the Monster Hunters will bring Harper and Zeke back. You just want to go after them because you're way behind in points. Yeah Alex, forget it. You guys, look. If you don't get back in the competition, I'm going to have to charge you with delay of game unless you use a time-out. Wait. Can we use all of our time-outs to go help Harper and Zeke? Hm Well, it's never been done, but I guess you could. Come on, you guys. We can do this. Justin, you're a trained Monster Hunter. This is your chance to prove how good you are. And Max, you want to attach griffin wings to your arms and fly. So, you're saying that'll work? All right, I'm in! Justin, we can't do it without you. How much time do we have? Forty-five minutes. Justin, please? All right, come on. Let's go. Now, wait I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but whoever doesn't get back before time elapses is out of the competition. OK, we've saved the Wizard World like ten times. I think we've got this. The griffin nest is up there, this must be the place. OK, where's the griffin? We have to hurry. Hey, check it out. The Monster Hunters left their equipment behind for us to use. But what are we supposed to do with this pile of charred bones? She's here! I found Harper! Go! Harper, are you OK? Does it look like I'm OK? I can't really hear you through all the goop. Whoa! OK, OK, she's stuck in griffin spit. That's what they do to hold food for their hatchlings. Ew. Ew. Ew Yup, that's griffin spit. Bird, with a hint of cat. Will you just get me out of here? I'll get you out. Piggly wiggly, get out of the jiggly. Thank you so much. I really hate being spit on. - OK. Now where's Zeke? - Let's go find him. Guys, there is no time. We'll come back for him later. No, I am not leaving without Zeke. Harper, I was just being a nice guy. There is no coming back for Zeke. I think the griffin ate him. I've made my peace with it, you should, too. Let's go. Wait, wait! Ugh, wait I'm good. He ate me, but I clog-danced in his stomach, got barfed out! - Whoo! - Zeke! It's OK. All right. - Oh - Oh. Let's get you back to normal. You smell like griffin barf. OK, come on you guys. We need to get back to the competition. Oh, no! I don't want to be thrown up again! It's like a warm, smelly, gooey water slide. Guys, we need to get out of here! Get to the carpet! Go! - Come on! Let's go! - No! OK, I've about had it with you, half-bird, half-lion, bat-winged freak. Just get out of our way! Yeah! - She said it, not me! - Hey! - Just go, go, go! - Whoa! Max! Max, if you can distract it, I can use my Monster Hunter mind technique to put it to sleep. You can really do that? Yes! I've done it on a hamster, and it was little so it was more of a tap. - Good enough! - OK! All right Now, you guys know my favorite distraction, right? - Whoa! - Whoa! Whoa Guys, I have an idea. Use the rope spell when I tell you to. Hey! Hey! Come and get me! Are those griffin wings or chicken wings? Now! Soap on a rope. Soap fell off the rope. Rope shot out of my hand. Rope tie up that griff-an. Oh! Now! Ha ha! We showed him! OK, hurry up. We gotta get out of here. OK, no. This time I'm taking the lead. You drive like an old wizard lady. Zeke, we've landed, you can let go of me. Dude, you need to cut your nails. Guys, where is everybody? What happened to the disco floor? Oh, no. Hello? We're back! We can start up with the lights and the competition stuff! The competition is over. Awesome! Who won? No way. We called a time-out. Which expired. As has the competition for you. You are hereby disqualified. Alex, I told you we shouldn't have gone. Professor Crumbs, listen to me. There's gotta be something we can do about this. Yeah, we saved two people. What you did was noble, but you were warned of the rules before you left. I am deeply saddened that it has come to this, but the Russo family line of wizards will end forever. Professor Crumbs Your wands, please. This will be the last time we will ever see each other. We're not wizards anymore. My gosh. Why aren't they back yet? I hope they're all right. They're not going to be when they find out they've been disqualified. Oh, thank goodness you're all OK. I can't believe this. I I prepared myself knowing the next time I walked through that portal that, that only one of us would be the family wizard, not none of us would be the family wizard. And not just us. Any Russo from now on. Alex just cut down our family tree and burned it. I told you that I thought we'd make it back in time. Come on, Justin. Now's not the time to point fingers, honey. Remember you promised each other not to let the competition come between you. There is no competition, so that deal's off, because of her. Come on, Justin, she was just trying to help her friends. Wait. Maybe everything's OK. I mean, the Lair and all of wizard books are still here. Ooh, well. That's not really a good sign. What's happening? Everything in the Lair is vanishing. We need to get out of here before we disappear, - like everything else. - No! I need to sit in - my comfy chair one more time! - Dad, we don't have time! Get up! It's over. We're not wizards anymore. We're mortals. That's it? Just like that? Yeah. Just like that. Hey, don't listen to them. You did what you believed was right. Thank you. But if I'm not going to be a wizard, that means that we can't be together. Well, I won't accept that. There are a lot of things I can do to keep me from going werewolf and eating you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going out for 50 hamburgers. I'm sorry, guys. This is all my fault for turning myself purple. No. No, it's not, Zeke. You wouldn't have played with that potion if I hadn't invited you into the Lair to watch the Wizard Competition. Did you guys hear that? She said it's all on her. I'm totally in the clear. Don't worry about it, Zeke. This one's all on Alex. Fine. Fine, Justin, you can blame it all on me if you want. I'm the reason that we're not wizards anymore. There. I said it. Is everything better now? No, it'll never be better. I agree with Justin. You ruined everything. Hey, lighten up on your sister. I'm sorry, mija. Mom, just because you call mija does not make it all better. I know, mija. I'll be your mija. That's OK. Justin, I need that chicken salad sandwich for table four. Yeah, well, I need a lifetime full of wizard powers. Looks like neither of us are gonna get what we want. We're out of chicken salad. Why didn't you tell me that before? I've been waiting 20 minutes. Hey, Justin, I need a chicken salad sandwich for table 12. Oh, here you go. Wow, that was fast! That's very funny, I see what you're doing. Alex, I'm really sorry. I mean, if we had magical powers, we could probably keep up with all of these orders. But we don't, you know, so we can't. - Give me the sandwich, Max. - Alex, I just took the order. - My table has been waiting - You're not going to take my sandwich, Alex. - He just made it for me - Hey! Hey! What is going on here? Justin is messing up all of my orders. Kitchen, now. OK, you guys. I know none of this worked out like you hoped, but I need you to get past it. Put your differences aside and work together. Yeah, listen to your father. You've got to learn to be happy without magic. I know I am. - No problem. - All right. All right, now give her her sandwich. OK. Give me a second. Hey, Alex! Here's your sandwich. Think fast. - Alex! - I am so sorry! - You did that on purpose. - No, I didn't. Justin just threw the sandwich at me. Dad! I can't believe this. I am so sorry. We will get you a new sandwich. And we'll pay for the dry cleaning. What? What got into you guys? We just talked about you guys working together. I didn't do anything. He's the one being a jerk. I can't work with her. Well, if he can't work with her, then I can't work with her. These are your kids? - Good luck. - What? Ma'am Look what you're doing! You're driving customers away. You know what? Why don't you guys just get out of here. Your mother and I will handle it. Now! I'm sorry, mija. Yeah, that doesn't help. Oh. There's Justin. Let's just go around the block and through the alley. No, OK. This is getting ridiculous. You guys have been at each other for weeks. You can't even stand each other. Come on, we're going to fix this right now. Harper, no. I can go a few more weeks without talking to him. Or, forever. Oh, you. Yeah, I forgot something in the shop. No, come on. You two, come on. OK Make up. One, two, three, go! - It's not going to happen. - Not in this lifetime. See? They're the problem. "Business for Sale"? Dad, what are you doing? Dad, what's happening? I'm selling the business. What? Why? Well, I've always loved the Sub Station because it was a family business, but we're not much of a family anymore. Well Dad! Aren't you rushing into this? Dad! Mom, what's going to happen? I don't know. But your father is heartbroken. Well, I am so disappointed in you mijas. I don't know how the whole mija thing works, so Nice going, Alex. Look what you did to Dad. Well, I didn't do it alone. But it doesn't matter, because I'm not going to let. Dad throw everything away because you guys hate me. Oh, what? So, you're going to keep this place going? No, I don't think so. I am. Now that I don't have magic, this is all I've got. No! I've got this. This is all I'm good at, and I've got to make sure you guys don't mess this up. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go explain to Harper how this whole mija thing works. Here we go ♪ Aw yeah ♪ Well, maybe it's the common curse ♪ Maybe things get better before they get worse ♪ I don't want to become someone ♪ Who can't live up to what I already done ♪ Don't just figure it out ♪ Well, it rains and pours and then it runs out ♪ I was crying on the bathroom floor ♪ Just when I thought I couldn't take no more ♪ Well, here comes the comeback ♪ The kid is back He's back on track ♪ And there goes my hero ♪ He's the underdog He's coming out on top ♪ Come on ♪ Everybody loves a comeback ♪ So come on back Now come back, come back ♪ Everybody loves the underdog ♪ Singin' that's my dog That's my dog ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ That's my dog ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ That's my dog ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ That's my dog ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ Hey! ♪ Here comes the comeback ♪ The kid is back Back on track again ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ That's my dog ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ That's my dog ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ That's my dog ♪ That's my dog ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ That's my dog ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ That's my dog ♪ Oh, thanks hon. I'm exhausted. I can't believe how busy we were. Yeah, Alex had so much going on she made a sandwich with peanut butter on the outside of the bread. No, no, no. I did that on purpose. That's what a 40 year old gets for ordering off the kids menu. I know, I got so busy I had to start writing orders on my arm. You spelled pie wrong. I ran out of desserts, so I had to start selling Max's Halloween candy. Uh, Jerry, Max hasn't gone trick or treating in three years. Oh. - Ew. - Yuck. Listen, you guys. I'm really sorry for messing up the Wizard Competition. I didn't mean to ruin your lives. You didn't ruin my life. We all did great today. I'm going to have a good life without magic. Max, will you forgive me too? Alex, of course I forgive you. Any sister of Justin's is a sister of mine. And none of you can say that didn't make any sense. - Now, this is my family. - Yeah. A bunch of people selling barely edible food to an unsuspecting public. Oh, those are the Russo's I know. Seriously, though. I'm so proud of you all for getting through this. What's going on? And that's the end of round two. We'll be back right after this. What just happened? You're back in the competition. What? Where do I know you from? Professor Crumbs, I don't understand. I thought we were disqualified? The griffin was a test. Based on past history with the Russo's, we found it necessary to test your sibling bond. When Justin and Max forgave Alex, you all passed through round two. Does that mean Harper and Zeke were in on it, too? No. The griffin was supposed to take Professor Crumbs. But, apparently he was hungry for something a little fresher, and, uh, he went for your colorful friend instead. Gosh, we're back in the competition! I can still win! Yes, it's a crazy, crazy game with a cruel and miserable. Round Two that everyone but the Russo's enjoyed. Anyway, one of you will be the Last Wizard Standing. Now I know where I know you from. We start round three with Justin in the lead with 300 points, Max has 250, and Alex has zero. Yeah, they can see it. Don't need to rub it in. Now, we're gonna show you scenes from your life where magic went awry. And we all know there's plenty of those. For 100 points, buzz in with a spell that could solve the problem. First scene When a fairy crashes your school play, you can use. "It's too late to save this play, but make this fairy go away. " Correct! Alex is on the board with 100 points! Next scene Vote for Justin. Vote for Justin. When you want posters to stop talking, say. "Posters, posters, didn't squeal at all. Zip it up and stay on the wall. " When you want your brothers to stop talking, a good wand flick to the head. Correct again! - And brutal. - Oh, thank you. Somebody want to check Justin's buzzer? It's working fine. Even more embarrassing. And now for the third and final scene Oh, no! The alarm, something's wrong! The answer is me. Ah, I'm up there in the crystal ball. Yes, you are, Max. Unfortunately, this is not the part of the competition where you tell us who's on the crystal ball. That's not me up there? Wow. That looks exactly like me. When you're going out of control in a miniature submarine you use "Proton, neutron, get gone. " Sorry, Justin. That is incorrect. "Proton, neutron, back to one. " That's correct again! Alex Russo takes all the points! Yeah! At the end of round three, Alex and Justin are tied with 300 points. But Max is close behind with 250. That's it, 250! That's second place. Ah-ha! Which means I'm the first loser. Yeah, I'm number one. Ha ha! Max! I know it doesn't make any sense, but we should cheer him anyway. Yeah! Max! We'll be right back with the final round that decides who will be the Last Wizard Standing! She caught up to me. I thought I'd be way ahead by now. OK. Uh Justin, get your head in the game, or I'll vampire up and take your ear off. Great pep talk. Butterfly kiss? Alex? You're tied for first place! I'm so surprised you actually have a chance! I had no idea you could do this! - All right. - No, really. It's a miracle. - That's enough. - Are you cheating? Mason! I have always believed in you! Go Alex! And I'm the last werewolf standing. Ladies and gentlemen, the Final Round. The competitors must use their powers to navigate a magical obstacle course that ends in The Labyrinth of Stone. The scores are so close that whoever gets back first will become the Russo Family Wizard. Alex, Justin, Max Take your starting positions. On your mark. Get set. Whoa! What is this place? It's a lava river with a scary bridge. How could you make it this far? Looks too narrow for the three of us. I think that's the idea. I know. I'm going for it. Hey! Get your own rock! Geilsjay-timesday. Awesome. As long as I hop, you guys stay frozen. Levitatus me-atus. Excuse me, coming through. Pardon me. Whew! Wait, who am I looking for? - Oh, it's just a maze. - No problem. I got this. Uh. Ow! What Oh Uh Argh! Yes! Check point, finally. Whoa! Not fair. Justin! Did you find the exit? I'm not telling you. I know, but it was worth a try. Will you guys be quiet? I'm in a maze. I don't This is This is getting exciting, people. Whoever emerges first will become our Russo Family Wizard. I keep coming to these stupid dead ends. Of course! Go through, mow through. All three Russo's have entered the Tunnel of Mist. I'd tell you who's ahead, but I can't see, because there seems to be a lot of mist! Thus the name, "Tunnel of Mist. " This is it. - Oh, I hope it's Justin. - I hope it's Alex. I'm going to go with Max so we can say that somebody rooted for him. I, I see someone coming! It's Justin! Justin is the Last Wizard Standing! Yeah! I won! Oh yeah, baby! You guys OK? Good job, bro. I'm really happy for you. You mean it? I really mean it. Nobody deserves it more than you. You're going to make a great wizard. Ladies and gentlemen of the Wizard World, it's been a fun and exciting competition, and now is the moment we've all been waiting for. Unfortunately, it's not the Tootietootie dancers. I am so proud of you. You did so great. You know that since I didn't win, we can't be together. In my heart, we will. It is with great pride I hereby confer full Wizardship on Justin Vincenzo Pepe Russo. Wait! Wait. I can't accept this. What? Why? What're you talking about? What do you mean? Justin, don't do this. I have to. I have to tell everyone what happened. Alex was just ahead of me, going into the Tunnel of Mist. Threemetrus Move-ee-trus. What's the spell? What's the spell? Threemetrus Move-ee-trus. She got through the lasers and was headed towards the finish line when I got caught on a tree root. I kept pulling, but it was no use. I thought it was over. Alex was about to cross the finish line, then she came back. What are you doing? I don't want to win this way. Threemetrus Move-ee-trus. Ha! What's going on? The finish line's right there. My sister would have won the competition. She came back to help me. I think you're the one who deserves this. Is this true, Alex? Justin It's OK. You deserve this more than anyone. I, um I think you're going to make a great wizard. Kneel. Very well. I decree that Alex Russo is officially the Russo Family Wizard. That's my girl. The Russo Family Wizard. We were this close to becoming a normal family. Hi. Justin. May I have a word? Of course. After 3,000 years of being Head Master of Wiztech, I'm officially announcing my retirement immediately. What? You're retiring? And, because of your integrity and knowledge, I want you to take my place. But But, I'm not a wizard. Well, I think I can handle that. I confer full wizardry on Justin Vincenzo Pepe Russo. Allow me to introduce Professor Russo who's taking my place as Head Master of Wiztech. Wait, wait, wait. What? I was in line for that job! I painted your Lair during my vacation. Yes, yes. Well, 2,000 years of bad breath jokes about me add up. Great. You're going to make a great wizard professor. Oh! Professor Shnoogly-boo-boo-me-cutie-kins. I love it. Son, since Alex and Justin are keeping their family powers I'm passing on to you the family business. The Sub Shop is gonna be yours someday. So, Alex and Justin get to be wizards, and I get the family Sub Station. That's awesome! Guess what guys? I get the Sub Station! Yeah! Oh! Check it out! We're all happy at the same time! And that's our show, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for watching. And good night.