Branch Wars

Karen: I am the Regional Manager of the Dunder-Mifflin Utica brach. Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.

Michael: You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office. Stanley is part of what makes this branch so extraordinary. The bluesy wisdom, the sassy remarks, the crossword puzzles, the smile, those big watery red eyes. I don't know how George Bush did it when Colin Powell left, and if Utica thinks that they are going to poach Stanley, they have another thing coming.

Oscar: Besides having sex with men, I would say that the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me.

Karen: I cried for weeks over that guy, so yeah...seeing him climb out a PT Cruiser in a ladies' warehouse uniform...felt pretty good!

Stanley: I wasn't really planning on leaving - all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius?...Sometimes I say crazy things...