The Baby Shower


 * "She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon." - George
 * "What's her husband's name again? Chip? Kip? Skip?" - Jerry
 * "What? You don't think I can attract beautiful, intelligent women?" - George
 * "Because I've seen these pregnant women, and they sometimes misjudge their fetal girth. And like, just one wrong turn and the whole buffet is like, right off the table." - Jerry
 * "I'm offering you 56 channels. Movies, sports, nudity, and it's free for life!" - Kramer
 * "Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy?" -Kramer