Last Dances & Last Chances

Last time on "Austin & Ally" Guess who doesn't have a date to prom. - Oh no. - Did you and Jace break up? No, but his leg broke up. Yes. Will you do me the honor of letting me take you to your prom? I can't. Looks like you and Ally are gonna be the only two people not going to prom. Oh, I'm going, just not with Jace. Trish and I are going to prom together. - What? - We're gonna win that dance contest, red. You're wrong, Chuck. 'Cause Carrie and I are gonna win that dance competition. Wait a minute, if you can't move in that dress, how are you gonna dance? Trish, I'm really happy you asked me to prom. Jace, what are you doing here? You have no idea what it's like to be at prom with one person when there's another person you'd rather be with. Mmm. Actually, I know exactly what that's like. Trish, I've made a huge mistake. I'm not supposed to be here with Piper. I'm supposed to be here with Ally. And you're not Trish. You don't wanna be here with my sister? Please don't say anything to Piper. I don't wanna ruin her prom. - I'm really glad we're here, Austin - Oh yeah. even if you do have huge pores. Piper, there's something I have to tell you. Uh You've got spaghetti sauce all over your dress. No, I don't. Oh, I meant I have spaghetti sauce all over my dress. On the inside. You can't see it. Again? I'll go get you some club soda. Thanks for not saying anything. I promise I won't ruin her prom. Oh, you're gonna do better than that. You better give Piper the best night of her life, or I'm gonna say something and ruin your prom. Where's my sister go? I thought she wanted to clean up that spaghetti stain. Oh, a false alarm. She realized the stain was on a different dress. That doesn't make sense, but neither does my sister. Hey, let's go sit down for a sec. These shoes are killing me. We can't sit. Sitting's not the best night of your life. Let's dance. I just said my feet hurt. Then get on my back. - Hey, guys. - Hey, Ally. You decided to come. Wow. You look great. Pfft! I guess she looks okay. I mean, I've seen her look better. Well, see ya. Austin, this is serious. We need to talk. Carrie told you everything? I can't help it. When I saw Ally, I realized I wanted to be with her and not Piper. What?! Carrie didn't say anything about that. Then what did you want to talk to me about? I can't win the dance contest because of Carrie's stupid beautiful dress. I have to find a new dance partner, but I don't want to hurt her stupid beautiful feelings. What are you guys talking about? We were talking about you have a spaghetti stain on the inside of your dress. Why does this keep happening to me? - Here comes Piper. - Act cool. - What's up, guys? - What do you mean, "what's up?" How would I know? What's with all the questions? What's wrong with him? I don't have enough time to fully answer that. Are you having a good time, Piper? Yeah, I'm having a lot of fun. Good. The second you're not, let me know. Here, I got you some punch. I got you one of every kind And then I mixed a few kinds to give you more options. Don't be scared of the brown one. It's actually pretty good. Give me two of those. I told both of my dates I'd get them drinks. By the way, have any of you seen Ally? Yeah, she's right over there. She's kind of hard to see, though, 'cause she's surrounded by all those cute guys. Cute guys? What is she laughing at? What could they possible be saying that's so funny? I'm just curious, 'cause, you know, I'm always looking for a new joke. - Here, I got us some carrots. - I hate carrots. But I'll eat 'em! That's the kind of sacrifice I'm willing to make for my girlfriend. I don't think I'm your girlfriend. - I - I got you something. - A bracelet? - It says "Chuck. " Well, that way people will know you belong to me. Uh, are you sure you wanna give this to me? I've never been more sure of anything in my whole life. After sun hee stomped on my heart, you're the woman who showed me that it was possible to feel again. And here comes the cold-hearted soul-sucker now. She still likes me. Hey, why don't I go get us something to drink? I already have a liquid refreshment. Oops! I guess now you don't. I'll be right back. I'm back. Sorry it took so long. The line at the bathroom was horrendous. I'm so glad I'm here, Trish. Just being with you is enough to make me forget that my fibula's broken in seven pieces. Aww. Oops! Dropped my fork. Hey, Chuck! Over here! Wha? This is my buddy Jace. Jace, this is Chuck. - How you doing, Chuck? - Howdy. Jace is just in town for the prom. He doesn't know anybody except for me, Austin, Ally and of course Trish. Ow! Ow! Why'd you kick me, red? - Because you kicked me. - Oh, I see what you're doing. You lured me over here under the pretense of a new friendship. But you were merely trying to injure me so that I couldn't compete in the dance contest. No, I wasn't. You kicked me. Ow! You just kicked me again! Ow! Stop! - Ow ow. - Git! Did you find the fork? Huh? Oh, right. Austin, you're staring, and the person you're staring at isn't your date. I can't help it. I wish I was here with Ally instead of Piper. I know how you feel. I wish I was here with Jace instead of Chuck. And I wish I was here with Carrie wearing a dress that she can dance in instead of Carrie wearing a dress that she can't dance in. Guess we're all in the same boat. Yeah, we're not in the same boat. This was supposed to be one of the greatest nights of our lives. And instead, it turned into a total nightmare. Bad news, darlin'. Me and sun hee just got back together. I'm gonna need that bracelet back. Yes! I'm off the hook. Good luck, Austin. Jace. You're never gonna win, dancing like that, red. I'm gonna win that thousand dollars and buy new woodworking tools. Hee hee! - One more song? - We've been dancing for over an hour. I know. Aren't you having fun? Isn't this the best night of your life? Best, weirdest one of those two. Austin, what's going on? Is this about Ally? You've been acting strange ever since she got here. No, I haven't. A lot of people say you've been acting strange. Forget it. I'm gonna go get something to drink. Okay. I'll be at our table. I mean I'm gonna stay over here. Might as well kiss that dance contest money goodbye. Why can't you be my dance partner? So many reasons. So far, so good with Piper. I just have to avoid Ally for another hour. Hey, everyone! I'm Kimmy, your prom chairwoman. I hope you're all enjoying tonight. I'm not. My date has chickenpox. Anyway, it's time to announce this year's prom queen and king! This year's prom king is Austin Moon! And this year's prom queen is Don't be Ally, don't be Ally, don't be Ally. Ally Dawson! And now it's time for the traditional king and queen slow dance. - Does it have to be slow? - Yes. I'm sorry. Do you mind if I go talk to Piper for a sec? Why would I mind? I love dancing by myself in front of the whole school. - Cool. Thanks. - Wha? Piper, can I talk to you? I think that's probably a good idea. Don't worry, Ally. I'll dance with you till Austin gets back. No, you don't have to okay. Look, Piper, what I'm trying to tell you is I thought that Okay, here's the thing Let me stop you right there. You still like Ally. I'm sorry. I was trying not to talk about it tonight, because I didn't want to hurt your feelings. I wanted you to have a good time tonight. If this is going where I think it's going, can you at least take that crown off your head? Sorry. Look, I really like you, and Let me stop you again. We've only been going out for like a month. Better I find out now than a year from now when we're at an Italian restaurant and you're going on about how much Ally loves garlic knots. Actually, she prefers breadsticks, because they're easier to dip in the marinara. Never mind. Look, Austin, if you wanna be with Ally, you should go in there right now and tell her how you feel. Thanks for being so cool about this. Yeah yeah. But if anyone asks, I broke up with you. - You can put me down now. - Oh. Congratulations, your highness. Thanks. Aren't you getting tired of standing? Why don't you borrow my crutches? These are perfect. I'm so glad your leg is broken. Hey, maybe you can dance with those. - Whoo! - Oh man. No. You can't. I guess I can forget about winning that dance contest. And the thousand dollars. Wait a sec. You and Trish both really wanna enter the contest, but your dates can't. The solution is obvious. So obvious! But maybe they don't know what it is, so you might wanna say it out loud. She means me and you should enter the dance contest together. Exactly. You guys get that now? Ally? Umm There's something I wanna tell you. Gavin?! Ally, will you be my date to the prom? So what do you think, Ally? I'm your knight in shining armor. I can't believe this. About time you got here, Gavin! Wait. You knew he was coming? Yup. I told you I could keep a secret. Ha! Wha? Hey, everybody, I don't wanna single anybody out, but I'd just like to remind you that there's a strict no-horses-allowed- in-the-gym policy. Thank you. I have a gut feeling she's talking about me. I guess I oughtta park this fella outside. I'll go with you. And now it's time for the dance contest! - This is it. - Let's go win that thousand dollars. - Good luck. - Break a leg, but not like mine. This is an elimination competition. So when the music starts, everybody dances until me or one of the other judges taps you out. I thought you were going to the pig mud run tonight. Well, I realized you're more important to me than that. I know the first time I didn't ask you to prom the way you wanted, so I thought if I did it right Gavin, I didn't say no because of the way you asked. I said no because I don't think we're right for each other. Wow. I'm getting dumped on prom night. It's a good thing I'm a country singer. I could write a song about this. I'll call it "dumped on prom night. " Yeah. And you can spell "night" with a "k," because you're all dressed up like a Yeah, I get it. That's one thing I'm really gonna miss we did write great songs together. Maybe we could still do that. That'd be nice. I guess I should get back inside. Yeah. Well, it looks like it's just me and you now, snowflake. You're going down, red! And curly. Pfft! Please! You're going so far down, elevators won't have down buttons, they'll have "Chuck and sun hee" buttons! Wa-bam! You're going so far down, pillows won't have down feathers, they'll have "Dez and Trish" feathers. - Oh. - Big finish! Bigger finish. Okay, the winners of this year's dance contest Dez and Trish! - They win a thousand dollars - Oh! which will be donated in their name to the Marino high woodcarving club so that they can buy new tools! - Huh? - Say what now? Hey, that's my club. Oh. Looks like I'm getting new tools after all. Thanks for your generous donation. - So long, red. - Oh! - Hee hee! - Hee hee! Hey, Ally. Where's Gavin? I just broke up with him. Really? I just broke up with Piper. But if she asks, I told you she broke up with me. Hey, we never got to do that slow dance. What do you say? I'd love to. So why did you and Piper break up? Because I still have feelings for you. I've always liked you. I guess I've never stopped. I feel the same way. I always dreamed of going to prom with the perfect guy. And the perfect guy is you. So I didn't bring a horse or fireworks or anything and it's a little late, but Would you be my prom date? Yes. - This is so romantic. - I know. - Eww! - Yuck! - Jace! - Carrie! Nice moves, babe. You too, dudes. For the record, I know you came to prom with Chuck. What?! Dez told me. You know he can't keep a secret. - Are you mad? - No. I know you wanted to use the money to come visit me. Plus I've met Chuck. There's no way you like that guy. Now this is exactly how I pictured tonight.