The Gates Excitation


 * Leonard: Uh, M-Mr. Gates, I'm-I'm Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. We've actually met before.
 * Bill Gates: Sorry, I don't remember.
 * Leonard: You were so nice, a-and it was really special to me because you've been such a big influence on my life. I mean, ever since I was a little kid, I've looked up to you like-like a hero. (sobbing)
 * Bill Gates: Oh, now I remember. Would you like a tissue?
 * Leonard: How about a hug?
 * Bill Gates: How-how about a tissue?


 * Penny: Hey guys, guess what? Today at work I found out I am going to meet Bill Gates.
 * Howard: Sorry Leonard, you and Penny had a good run.
 * Penny: I'm not leaving him for Bill Gates.
 * Leonard: You sure? I bet his Internet's really fast.
 * Amy: How did this happen?
 * Penny: Well, his foundation is looking to partner with a pharmaceutical company to develop affordable vaccines so they asked me to show him around.
 * Bernadette: That's great. When is he coming?
 * Penny: He gets here and Sunday and Monday morning I'm, gonna give him a tour of the labs and offices.
 * Sheldon: Oh, he gets in on Sunday, April first? [Chuckles.] Nice try, Penny.
 * Penny: What're you talking about?
 * Sheldon: April Fool's Day. This is another one of your classic pranks you try to pull on me every year.
 * Penny: Literally never pulled a prank on you.
 * Sheldon: Oh, really. what about last year when you sent me that email with the photo attached, but you didn't attach a photo?
 * Penny: That was a mistake.
 * Sheldon: Messing with me? Yes, it was. And this year, I am not falling for it.
 * Penny: Sheldon, I swear...
 * Leonard: No, what are you doing?
 * Penny: Oh, you're right. He's not coming. April Fool's.


 * Howard: Why is your screen name "JohnWilliams"?
 * Raj: Uh, because I always score.