Koneko Monogatari (The Adventures of Chatran)


 * Maguro: Together we scared the tears right out of crime children we are the--
 * All: The Branchial Respiration Brothers!
 * Maguro: Once sort of trouble starts next? Tune in to find out.


 * Maki: On it! Come on, boys! Let's get some ass!
 * All: Yeah!


 * All: Ahh! The Monster been released! Run for your lives! Ahh!
 * Gōzaburō Seto: Okay. So let's take a peek how their doing?
 * Maki: Run! Run for it!
 * Cat: (Roars)
 * All: Ahh!
 * Gōzaburō Seto: It's furry Saber tooth Tiger!
 * All: Ahh!
 * Gōzaburō Seto: It's furry Saber tooth Tiger!
 * All: Ahh! Run away! Ahh! Run away!
 * Kiten: Meow.
 * All: Ahh! Run away! Ahh!
 * Kai: Wait? You those three idiots from gym class? Huh?
 * Kitten: (Meow)
 * Kai: Ahh!


 * Fish: Maguro, Kyo! Maguro's in there! Let me go! Kyo!


 * Gōzaburō Seto: This can been happening! Maguro! Maguro! Damn it! Where's that fire department! Paramedics! Anybody!
 * Nagasumi: Calm down. I got the kitty.


 * [after the false alarm situation with the fire department has been cleared up, Ren chastises Gozaburo, Mikawa, and the Branchial Respiration Brothers for their cowardice]
 * Ren: What the hell were you thinkin'?! Seriously! You're supposed to be men! How 'bout you try acting like it for a change instead of running around like a bunch of rowdy children?! You all should be ashamed of yourselves!


 * [after Sun has rescued the cat]
 * Ren: I get worried and come check on things, and this is what I find? [to her husband and the Branchial Respiration Brothers] You imbeciles didn't get enough back at the school, huh?! As soon as I get here, I have to teach you another lesson! Just so you know, this behavior is why you can never get over your cat phobia! Ya damn moron!
 * Gozaburo: It takes one to know one!