Bastet's Mariah, Part 1


 * Joseph: This is.
 * Avdol: Clever she went in to the ladies room. Now, what?
 * Joseph: Hmm. Guess I'm going in. My life is on the line here. So I guess viction no matter what.
 * Avdol: But, Mr. Joestar, you can't.


 * Avdol: It's just as I suspected. We have a problem on our hands.
 * Joseph: Shh. Shh.
 * Avdol: Shh. Forgive me. But, I, I haven't foggiest clue which stall she's in. Do you have a way to find her?
 * Joseph: Well, for one she's got a amazing legs.
 * Avdol: Her legs?
 * Joseph: That's right. Just look for those legs. Beleive me when I say can't miss them.
 * Avdol: So, we have to take a peek? No. She's not in this one. Nope. No again. Mr. Joestar, I think I found her.
 * Joseph: Hmm.
 * Avdol: Come over here. Are these her legs?
 * Joseph: Hmm.
 * Both: Huh? Huh?
 * Ladies: Aah!
 * Old Lady: Oh, my. You're that handsome fellow from before. You came all the way here to find me. You dirty boy the heart ones with the heart ones.
 * Joseph: Holy shit! It's, it's the hag from earlier from the second floor.
 * Avdol: This, this is bad. We've got the wrong person. But, I thought for sure was the legs of the sand user.
 * Joseph: How could you screw that up? Run, Avdol!
 * Avdol: What?
 * Ladies: Aah! Pervs!
 * Avdol: Aah! I don't deserve to be treated like a peeping tom. Polder is the one who should be getting cold and dirty pervert.
 * Lady 1: Dirty old men!
 * Lady 2: Disgusting!
 * Lady 3: Perverts!
 * Old Lady: Oh, no. He's scrumciuolous.
 * Avdol: Look. There she is. She's heading that way.
 * Joseph: Dammit. How did that harling get so far away? After her. I forgot to tell you. Whenever you do.


 * Avdol: I'm afraid I already did, Mr. Joestar.
 * Joseph: What?! Where did it happened?!
 * Avdol: I touch one when I push the emergency button on the elevator.