Shellback Shenanigans

{{L|Plankton|Of course you do! That's why I must tell you about our limited time offer. Where not 4, not 3, but 1 luxurious night here![Opens suitcase and a large poster pops out] At Club Shell! A perfect resort for snails. Don't try to pinch yourself this could be...{{L|SpongeBob|[off screen] Gary! The bath is ready!}} {{L|Plankton|...all yours! Now I know what your thinking but I got you covered! [Shows Gary an orange shell] A temporary shell will be provided for you to wear while yours is being cleaned, and all of this is free of charge of course.}} {{L|SpongeBob|[off screen] Gary! Your bath is ready!}} {{L|[Gary immediately puts on the shell and leaves]}} {{L|Plankton|have a pleasant stay! Bon Voyage! [Closes the door and takes off the disguise, goes into Gary's real shell, and puts small balls on his antannaes, making him look like Gary] If my reasoning is correct, as SpongeBob's pet I'll get to witness Krabby Patties being made from scratch! Then I can copy the formula, and destroy Krabs once and for all!'' {{L|SpongeBob|[Appears walking next to Plankton in the shell and mistakes him for Gary] Ah-ha there you are Gar-Bear! [Picks him up and walks up the stairs] Oh, you naughty little snail hiding from me! I'm gonna give you a real good scrubbing. You have to be sparkly clean for "Bring your pet to work day"! And today is the day! [Goes to the bath tub and drops "Gary" in the tub] First I'm gonna start you off with a yummy smelling shower gel!}} {{L|Plankton|Wha...? [Gets squirted with the gel and is covered in shampoo]}} {{L|SpongeBob|Ahhh, smells nice, doesn't it?}} {{L|Plankton|Ugh...}} {{L|SpongeBob|[Takes "Gary" and holds him above his head] Prepare yourself for the scrubbing of a lifetime! [Scrubs Plankton by dragging him back and forth like a sponge]}} {{L|Plankton|[screams]}} {{L|SpongeBob|[Stops scrubbing him] Doesn't that feel good?}} {{L|Plankton|[Coughs and Chokes] Curses! Oh, I mean... meow?}} {{L|SpongeBob|[Nervous] Gary, are you feeling alright?}} {{L|Plankton|I've never felt better! Uh, I mean... meow! [Soap washes off and reveals his body to SpongeBob]}} {{L|SpongeBob|[Worried] Gary! You're turning green! And talking!}} {{L|Plankton|No I'm not.}} {{L|SpongeBob|[Rushes down the stairs holding "Gary"] We gotta get you to the pet hospital!}} {{L|Plankton|Pet hospital! But what about the fresh batch of Krabby Patties?! I mean, meow!}} {{L|SpongeBob|You're right, Gary! I have to call Mr. Krabs and tell him I'm late! Gosh, Gary, your a lot talkative when you're sick. ''[Bubbles change the scene showing the hospital.. To Sadie]'' Doctor, My pet snail is turning green and he's talking. Is he alright?}} {{L|[Sadie takes a look at "Gary"]}} {{L|Plankton|[Afraid she might notice it's him] Meow? [Sadie throws bottles of medicine on the ceiling while shrieking in horror]}} {{L|SpongeBob|Sooo, is that a yes or a no?}} {{L|Sadie|I've never seen such a terrible thing! Doctors, run this snail to the room!}} {{L|[Bubbles change the scene and Plankton is sitting on a bed]}} {{L|Plankton|[Sees a large computer, thinking wheter it's Karen] Karen! Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone else.}} {{L|Sadie|[Walks in the room] Don't you worry, Gary. I'm just going to give you some tests. It'll be over before you know it. ''[We hear Plankton screaming in pain while the screen shows the hospital. SpongeBob breathes heavily thinking about "Gary"]'' }} {{L|Jennifer-Millie|Sir, all we're saying is that your pet snail is still in the room taking tests.}} {{L|Doctor#2|[To Jennifer] That's what I'm not saying.}} {{L|SpongeBob| Oh, Gary! [crying]}} {{L|Doctor#2|[To SpongeBob] Yes, we tried everything we can, sir, we just can't seem to find out what's wrong with him! I've never seen anything like it.}} {{L|SpongeBob|Please save him, doctor!}} {{L|[Bubbles change the scene]}} {{L|Plankton|[Sleeps on the bed, then wakes up paranoid] Please! No more!}} {{L|Sadie|It's okay, honey, the tests are over. I'm just going to give you a little pill.}} {{L|Plankton|Whew! I'm glad that's over.}} {{L|Sadie|[Takes out a giant pill bigger than Plankton] Open wide. [Plankton screams as Sadie puts the pill in his mouth]}} {{L|Sadie|There, that wasn't so bad, was it? [Plankton has the pill in his mouth, tears up, and spits out the pill all over her] That's not good... [Bubbles change the scene showing SpongeBob still crying] Uh, Mr. SquarePants?}} {{L|SpongeBob|[stops crying and heads over to "Gary" who is covered up in bandages] Gary!}} {{L|Sadie|The doctors say there's nothing we can do. It's best to take your snail home and let nature take it's course...}} {{L|SpongeBob|Doctor, you don't mean... [Sadie walks away] Doctor?! Oh well, Gary, this looks like it might be...[sniff]... the end. [wails]}} {{L|Plankton|If I could just have a... [cough cough] Krabby Patty before I go...}} {{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing, Gary, but... [sniffs]}} {{L|Plankton|But what?}} {{L|SpongeBob|Well, now that you can talk... I'm running out of time to say I love you! [continues wailing and crying]}} {{L|Plankton|[sighs] Oh, boy...}} {{L|''[Bubbles change the scene to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob walks while holding "Gary" to the Krusty Krab]''}} {{L|SpongeBob|Don't you worry, Gary, I'll whip you up the best Krabby Patty you've ever eaten.}} {{L|[Bus Drives by]}} {{L|Tourist|So, Once again we'd like to thank you for choosing Club Shell, And we hope to see you again soon.}} {{L|SpongeBob|[Carrying "Gary"] Just a little further, Gare-bare.}} {{L|Gary|[Looks Out Window]}} {{L|Plankton|Yes!}} {{L|[Gary pulls busline angrily and slithers over to the Krusty Krab on order to put Plankton to death]}} {{L|SpongeBob|[Puts "Gary" down on the floor next to the grill] Now you just wait here, and daddy will fix you up that Krabby Patty I told you about. See you Gary... [Walks away gloomily]}} {{L|Plankton|Yes, Spongefool come back with the formula and victory will be mine!}} {{L|[Gary slithers to Plankton angrily and growls at him]}} {{L|Plankton|Uh, mommy?}} {{L|[Gary beats Plankton up, while Mr. Krabs hears this, and he sees Plankton running out the door]}} {{L|[Fire Extinguisher flies out the delivery window]}} {{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton? ''[Finds out Gary beat him out of the restaurant and has an idea. Bubbles change the scene. Gary is at the Krusty Krab door letting people in, then Plankton in a costume comes up to Gary]''}} {{L|Plankton|Good day, sir. I'm just here to sample some of your delicious Krabby fare. [Gary Growls] Whoa, hold on there, fido! [screams and runs away] I'm going! I'm going!}} {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, Mr. Krabs, Gary's doing a great job as bouncer. He's really earning his pay!}} {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, he takes after you, lad. [surprised] Pay?!}}?