The Separation Triangulation


 * Amy: Penny and I have the same "You're crazy" look? That's kind of sweet. 


 * Leonard: I know how to deal with Sheldon being Sheldon, but Sheldon being a-a rational, thoughtful person? I'm clueless.


 * Howard: Look at this cute picture of Halley in the bath.
 * Leonard: Aw, that's great.
 * Howard: Want me to send it to you?
 * Leonard: No, on your phone it's cute, on my phone it's a crime.


 * Sheldon: I also have a pretty cute picture to share.
 * Howard: What is that?
 * Sheldon: An equation. Isn't it perfect? Sometimes I just stare at it, and I think "I can't believe that came out of me."


 * Sheldon: See, I'm trying this new technique where I imagine how I would feel in someone else's position.
 * Amy: Y-You mean empathy?
 * Sheldon: Oh, I thought I came up with it.


 * Sheldon: No, the campus isn't safe at night. There's raccoons and undergrads just walking around like they own the place.


 * Raj: Speaking of which, how long have you been separated?
 * Nell: About two weeks.
 * Raj: That is not a lot of weeks. In fact, that's the bare minimum to get to the plural "weeks".


 * Amy: Oh, Leonard.
 * Leonard: Sorry, I just, I had to get out of there.
 * Amy: What did he do now?
 * Leonard: Nothing. He's being a dream. Don't give me that look! That's how Penny looked at me. I'm not crazy.