The Founder

Arriving at Chanax

 * Why do we have to do it in person? Can't we just pay the cable bill online?
 * No, because our internet has been cut off.Haven't you noticed how weird the kids have been acting lately?
 * Memes.
 * Fails.
 * Kittens.
 * Aw, give them time. I'm sure they'll discover good things IRL. You know, all the hashtag good things that aren't on the internet. If you feel me, smash the like button below.
 * What are you talking about?
 * You know, all the good things, like...
 * Really? You can't think of anything important to you that's not on the internet? Something you've built your life around giving you constant emotional support and joy through the years?
 * I'll give you a clue. It begins with "F".
 * Foo- Family. Seamless.
 * Yeah. Nice save, honey. Now you just stay here in the car while I go pay this bill.
 * I'll give you a clue. It begins with "F".
 * Foo- Family. Seamless.
 * Yeah. Nice save, honey. Now you just stay here in the car while I go pay this bill.
 * Yeah. Nice save, honey. Now you just stay here in the car while I go pay this bill.

Chanax Reception

 * Excuse me. I'd like to pay this-
 * Eh. Yo?
 * Yeah, hi. I'd like to pay this bill, please.
 * In person?
 * Yes, in person.
 * Not online?
 * No, in person.
 * Hey Tony, we got a dinosaur out here.
 * What, dinosaur!? W-where is it!? Where is it!?
 * No, no, no, Tony. I mean like an old-fashioned person.
 * Oh, thank goodness. Don't do that! You know I'm scared of dinosaurs!
 * I-I'm sorry man.
 * Excuse me. Not to interrupt whatever this is, but where can I pay this?
 * Fourth floor, they can help you there.
 * Thank you.
 * I am so sorry.
 * Just don't!
 * Just don't!
 * Just don't!

He’s Back

 * Sir! Could you keep your sound system down please?
 * That’s my stomach, officer! I’m so hungry! In fact, I’m so hungry that I think I’m hallucinating.
 * Wow, that was pointless. You’re already a hot dog.
 * For your information, the preferred term is, “Artificially flavored reconstituted meat snack”. I suggest you get something to eat, sir.
 * A vending machine, eh? Why not pop inside and get yourself something tasty, hm?
 * But I don’t work there.
 * Just bluff it out. Act as if you own the place and nobody will dare question you.
 * But Nicole said I had to wait in the car.
 * Hm…
 * Why are you always like this? Maybe you should sort out your own issues before advising other people.
 * Ah, give it a rest, goody two shoes. Why don’t you ever see things my way?
 * Hm…
 * You don’t have to listen to that guy! Why not teach him a lesson?
 * I either need some food or some therapy. Eh, chips are cheaper.
 * Uh, excuse me sir, do you have an appointment?
 * Just act like you own the place. I mean where’s the harm in that?
 * Eh, just do what he says. I’m hungry.
 * Uh, sir?
 * I don’t need an appointment. I own the place.
 * I’m sorry for keeping you waiting sir, please don’t fire me! I’ll tell the CEO immediately!
 * : He's back!
 * Uh, excuse me sir, do you have an appointment?
 * Just act like you own the place. I mean where’s the harm in that?
 * Eh, just do what he says. I’m hungry.
 * Uh, sir?
 * I don’t need an appointment. I own the place.
 * I’m sorry for keeping you waiting sir, please don’t fire me! I’ll tell the CEO immediately!
 * : He's back!
 * I’m sorry for keeping you waiting sir, please don’t fire me! I’ll tell the CEO immediately!
 * : He's back!
 * : He's back!

He's back!
 * He's back?! I'll tell him right away!

,, , , , and : He's back?!


 * A monumentous day!

Send somebody down to greet him

Who'd have thought I'd finally meet him?

,, and : He's back!


 * Who's back?

,, and : The founder of this place!


 * Agog!


 * Aghast!


 * But no one's ever seen his face!

,, and : He's a genius of business!


 * Is there no limit to his wiz-ness?


 * It's pronounced "wiseness."

,, and : You're back!


 * I'm back?

,, and : Will you please accept this gift?


 * May I say, sir, you're my hero

To have built this up from zero!


 * John, stop acting like a bootlick!

May I offer, Sir, a toothpick?


 * He's back!

Uh...

and : Here's accounts and acquisitions

Asset strippers, statisticians


 * Who can help me pay this bill?


 * Try level seven, ask for Phil.


 * What's that awful stench of evil?


 * Could be marketing.


 * Or legal.


 * They say he crushes rivals underfoot!


 * Stripped departments, raised output!


 * Dare not look him in the eyes!


 * He's sure to cut you down to size!


 * I'm nervous, apprehensive

Quick, which tie looks more expensive?


 * I've heard he's a giant among giants!

Six foot six of raw defiance!


 * I heard short and quite abusive!


 * Who can say? He's so reclusive!


 * All fall silent at the ding!

What fresh vision will he bring?

Sharing wisdom, insight, knack!

Welcome Founder. You are back!

[The song ends']

Some Plans For Work
[Richard laughs in embarrassement]

Richard:...Yes?

Floppy Disk: I, don´t think that´s him.

[Goblin press a button under his desk, and the Floppy Disk falls through a pit]

Goblin: Of course that is him. Why someone will show up to pretend that is the founder, excepting we invite him to proove the office´s design?

Richard:... Yeah, is that guy gonna be okay?

Goblin: You want that guy will be okay?

Richard: [Confused'] Well, yes... 

Goblin: ['Picks his phone] Hello, there is a guy coming out to reception? He is already landed? Well, go to look in the basement if he appears. [Hangs up the phone and starts laughing] He´s gonna be fine. Anyway, thanks for coming, we know that you´re not recluse here, in fact that we thought that you were death for years, but we´re glad you´re here. Now, as you know, we have the most expensive cuantity of money.