Strange Magic

This is a story... about two kingdoms... side by side, but worlds apart. All along the border... magical flowers grew. Primroses bloom between light and shadow. They are used to make love potion. Because after all everybody deserves to be loved. Okay. Wise men say Only fools, only fools rush in But I can't help Falling in love with you Shall I say Would it be, would it be a sin Sorry. That I can't help Falling in love with you What? Primroses. Oh, no. I didn't mean to. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. - Was she trying to get a primrose petal? - We better tell him. - He's not gonna be very happy. - Let me handle it. I'll tell him. Good idea! Sire! News from the border! You tell him. Okay. - A fairy flew into our forest. - What? - And almost took a primrose. - A primrose? I hate this time of year. Spring. Send more goblins to cut down every primrose. No primroses, no potion. No potion, no love. Because love... is dangerous. It weakens, it rots. It destroys order. And without order, what is left? Chaos. Destroy the primroses! Or I will destroy you. - Stuff. - Griselda. - I need your help. - No. You know how your boss, my son, is making everyone miserable - with his ban on love? - No. Don't you want to see love return to the Dark Forest? - No. - But I found him the perfect... I told you to stay out of the light! Roland! Oh, thank goodness! Aren't you supposed to be getting ready for our wedding? I will. I am! Oh, wait! I have something for you! For me? Why, aren't you just the sweetest... - Marianne? You're in a plant. - You can't look at me! I forgot. Bad luck on our wedding day. Well, too bad you can't see me. My hair is doing that thing we both love. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Were you in the Dark Forest? - No! Maybe. Yes. - You could've been killed. - No! Don't look. - Or worse, seriously disfigured. - Hey! I can take care of myself. - That is no place for a princess. Oh, yeah? How about a princess that can do this? Marianne, don't play with... Who's the big girl? You got a sword. Yep. Okay. Yeah, but I don't need a sword. Because when I rule this kingdom, I'll go into that Dark Forest to talk to them. To make it so, at long last, - we're not scared anymore. - That is so sweet. And then we can all go anywhere we want to have fun, to see things, to have adventures! I'll be your adventure. Come on, Marianne, my future queen. - My future king. - Yeah... King. I'll have an army. - Yeah. Wait, what? - Parry. Lunge. To protect the Fairy Kingdom, and you, my little buttercup. Now, go get yourself all prettified. Today has got to be perfect. Chipper! Let's ride. Marianne! - Marianne! - What? - Remember the wedding? - I know. - We have to get ready! - I know. - What's with your hair? - I know! - We don't have much time! - I know! - What's that? - A boutonniere. - I forgot to give this to Roland. - You can't give him that. - Why not? - He's too good-looking? Yeah. - I'll fix that. - Thanks, sis. Dawn! Do you think that Roland loves me as much as I love him? Oh, Marianne. How could he not love you? You're so... totally loveable! Really? I wish you could see how you look. Oh, you're looking crazy in love He's got you looking crazy in love Yeah, you're looking crazy in love Looking so crazy, got you looking so crazy in love - It's perfect. - You're welcome. - I wanna give this to him now! - Isn't it bad luck if he sees you... Oh, I can't help Falling in love with you - Uh-oh - Uh-oh, uh-oh As the river flows surely to the sea Darling, so it goes Some things are meant to be Oh, yeah Some things are meant to be - Take my hand - Oh, take my hand - Take my whole life, too - Take my whole life, too For I can't help Falling in love with you Oh, you're looking crazy in love He's got you looking crazy in love Oh, you're looking crazy in love Looking so crazy, got me looking so crazy in love Oh, you're looking crazy in love - He's got you looking crazy in love - Hey! Marianne! Oh, you're looking crazy in love And I can't help it - No, I can't help it - I can't help it - And no, I - I - Can't help - No, I can't help - Falling in love with you - So crazy, crazy in love, yeah - And no I know I can't help - No, I Falling in love Roland! I am so... not getting my army. Marianne? Marianne? - Dawn. - What happened? I... I don't wanna talk about it. Not even to me? I can't. I'm sorry. But wait. Wait! Tell Dad... - the wedding's off. - The wedding's off? What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble That's what you get For all your trouble I'll never fall in love Again What do you get when you kiss a boy? You get enough germs to catch a fever Then straight away he'll up and leave you I'll never fall in love again No, I'll never fall in love again - Don't tell me what it's all about - All about 'Cause I've been there And I'm glad I'm out Out of those chains Those chains that bind you - That is why I'm here to remind you - Here to remind you What do you get when you give your heart? You get it all broken up and battered Yeah, that's what you get A heart that's shattered I'll never fall in love again No, I'll never fall in love again No, I'll Never fall in love again Dawn! Dawn! Where are you? - Dawn! - The coast is clear. She'll hear you. Whatever happened that wedding day must have been really bad. Yeah, bad. Because now she's always hovering, watching, worrying. - What's she trying to protect me from? - You can take care of yourself. - Yeah. So... Spring Ball. - Yeah? - My first dance. - Yeah! - What's your plan? - I made it so when the music starts, you'll "accidentally" bump into Hadrian. Today is gonna be so exciting! - It already is. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - What? - Hadrian? Yeah, Hadrian. The guy with the great, red, wavy hair. No, no, no. I don't have a crush on him. I really like Nathan. Okay. I gotta find Hadrian, tell Hadrian to stand in a new place, find Nathan and tell him to stand in the old place Hadrian was standing in. - What if he doesn't like me? - What? Snap out of it! Listen. Like I always say... - Don't worry - Maybe he thinks I'm too perky. - About a thing - Or dance funny? 'Cause every little thing is gonna be all right Or my hair is too poufy? Don't you worry - About a thing - About a thing Oh, 'cause every little thing is gonna be all right - All right! - Woke up this morning Smiled at the rising sun Three little birds Pitch by my doorstep Singin' sweet songs Of melodies pure and true Sayin' this is my message to you Oh, don't worry - Don't worry - About a thing - Sunny. - Dawn, I'm trying to sing. 'Cause every little thing is gonna be all right - Sunny. - Yes! Don't worry about a thing - Sunny? - What? Worry! No, no, no! - Hey! Watch the ears! - Help! Help! We've gotta get help! You're looking at it. - Sunny! - Too short to run! Too young to die! Marianne! Are you crazy? Sunny, go right! - Sunny, duck! - Okay! Dawn, some help here. - What am I gonna do with you? - Sorry. I didn't know what to do. Pull your head out of the clouds! Clouds full of boys. I can't help it. You just have no idea what's going on around you. It's okay. It's okay, it's okay. Where's Sunny? You were in the Dark Forest! - I was? - He was? Do you want what happened to the Sugar Plum Fairy to happen to you? - No! - Locked away forever because she made love potion from... - Primroses! - We have to get out of here now! That place... Marianne? Hello? Marianne! We're gonna be late for the Spring Ball! You drive me crazy! - We have to get out of here, now. - I just said that. So, that's how you react to a near-death experience? - What? - You were both nearly killed. You make such a big deal out of everything. I'm a total mess! We have to get ready for the ball. No, you've gotta get ready for the ball. You're going like that? Good luck being asked to dance. I'm not dancing. I'm gonna dance with the most perfect boy. - And who would that be? Aaron? - No. - Benjamin. Charles. Darren! - No. - Gordon? Herbert? - No. I'm going alphabetical, if that helps. Smile, my dear. Smile. - A real smile. - This is one of my better ones. - You used to love the Spring Ball. - Dad, I'm just too old for this. I just want to see the happy Marianne I used to know. Before the... The Roland misunderstanding. I'm happy. I'm happy. Well, I hope you're happy enough to dance with your father. Or someone... even better. - Here I am - Roland! - On my knees again - Dad! - I'd do anything - He's so romantic. - Just to make it right - I'm so onto that hair thing. Say you'll understand Never! - I know you can - Oh, no, I can't! Come on, Marianne Come on, Marianne - You cheated on me, remember? - You left me at the altar, remember? No matter what people say It didn't happen that way She was a passing fling And not a permanent thing Oh, really? So I hang my head Oh, I wish that I was dead - I can help with that. - Come on, Marianne - Hi. I'm Dawn. - Come on, Marianne. - Come on... - Marianne Say you can understand My Marianne I'm not your anything. Hey. One little mistake. Little? You got a lot of nerve walking in here. Think you got the best of me - Think you had the last laugh - No. Bet you think that everything - Good is gone - Hold on there, darling. Think you left me broken down - Think that I'd come running back - Well... Baby, you don't know me 'cause you're dead wrong Okay, slow down there, Marianne. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What does not kill you makes a fighter - Footsteps even lighter - Watch the face! - Doesn't mean I'm over - Come on, I mean, seriously. 'Cause you're gone - Here I am - Oh, there you go. - On my knees again - On your knees again. - I'd do anything just to make it right - Yeah, right. - Say you'll understand - Only too well. Oh, I know you can - Come on, Marianne - Didn't think that I'd come back I'd come back swinging Buttercup. Cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater! What doesn't kill you makes you stronger - Back up! Back up! - Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you makes a fighter Footsteps even lighter Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone What doesn't kill you makes you stronger - Stronger - Don't bruise the jewels! Just me, myself and I What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller - What are you trying to say? - Well, now it's time to say goodbye Bye-bye. Now, that was fun! Awkward. - Marianne slammed him pretty good. - Well, so much for being king. - You think I can't be king? - King Roland! Well... Wouldn't he have to marry Marianne? Yes, and he will. All we have to do is get some of that love potion. - You saying I need a love potion? - No, no, just kidding! - It was just a joke. - We gotta go. Just kidding, boss! Okay. All I gotta do is visualize. Visualize. The crown, sitting right on top... I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the beat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance Hi! - With somebody who loves me - You okay? Who, me? Okay? Yes, I am. No. Hey, elf. I know just how you feel. Yeah. Marianne slammed you pretty good. You got it bad. I wish there was... a way to make her fall in love with me. Yeah. Me, too. Like, I don't know, maybe something like a love potion. - Like a love potion! - Great idea! It is a great idea. Except only the Sugar Plum Fairy can make the potion. She's locked away in the Dark Forest and nobody ever goes into the Dark Forest! But I know you can. But why can't you? Because I'm big! My armor, it's too shiny. I'd be spotted for sure. If only I was little, like you. - And I could blend in. Like you. - I do blend in. Oh, it would have been perfect! Then we both, you know, me and you, both used the love potion. - I'll do it! - You will? - If you stop crying. - What? Oh, I'm much better now. My plan is perfect! All I gotta do is find a primrose flower, get to the castle where I'll find the Sugar Plum Fairy. She'll make her love potion with all the little primrose petals that I... Man, those goblins work fast! Petal, petal, petal, petal, petal. Think quick, think... Duh. All right. A small elf is in the Dark Forest. A small elf is in the Dark Forest. Got it! Thang! Thang! - What does it mean? - I'm listening. News from the mushrooms, sire. You can tell him. - You tell him. - He likes you. - Really? - Now I'm waiting! A tall chef is into shark storage! What? Okay, you know how we sometimes have a shark, but no place to store it? Well, a very tall chef has that very same problem. - That doesn't make any sense. - I'll deal with it! What? That was close. A small elf is in the Dark Forest! Well, if he's looking for trouble... he's come to the right place. Yeah If he's looking for trouble Just take a look at this face Because I'm evil My middle name is misery Yes, I'm evil So don't you mess around with me Don't worry about a thing 'Cause every little thing is gonna be... Woke up this morning I hope I woke up this morning Three goblins Sayin' I'm going to kill you Okay, you got me! Just kill me now. Make it quick. Hey! Hey, wait a minute. Did you tie my... Who are you? Okay, look, you little thing, I'm a guy who usually enjoys a good joke, even at my own expense. But right now, I'm not in a "ha-ha" frame of mind. I'm in an "Ah!" frame of mind. I am on a very serious mission! I really gotta find the Sugar Plum Fairy, the maker of the all-powerful love potion, and you're holding me back. You know where she is? What? Okay. Wait a minute. You ain't gonna trick me again, are you? Good. Because I'm an elf, and we're very trusting creatures. So here's me, trusting you. - Marianne! - Kinda busy. I deserved that one. The Elves' Spring Dance is starting soon. - I want you... - After the last dance? You kidding me? Oh, Marianne. You're... You're a unique girl. And Roland may have a few flaws... - Understatement. - But he still loves you. - He loves the crown. - But... - And his hair. Not in that order. - But, but... But if not Roland, then there has to be someone else! - No, there doesn't. - Maybe if you got out more often. Let it go, Dad. You'll be a stronger ruler with a king at your side. I'm stronger alone. I don't want you to be alone. Dad, I promise if I find a guy out there who takes my hand and looks me in the eye and I don't want to hit him... I'll consider it. But that guy doesn't exist. Then go to the dance to help me keep an eye on that... flirtatious sister of yours. That's my girl! - Did you find him? - I thought I heard something. If you see him, kill him. I won't fit. Come on. She's that scary? Hello? Are you the Sugar Plum Fairy? I expected something more... purple. Hello? - A primrose? - It is! I brought it so you can... So you can make... the love potion. How do you think I got in here? Listen, my name is Sunny. The Bog King won't listen to me about what happened on that fateful day. And I've been locked away for so long. "That fateful day"? You were listening! So I'll do it. - Yes! - If... you promise to set me free! - What? - Shake on it? You can reach in. I can't reach out. You should see your face! Oh, wait. I can show you! Another good one! Wanna see? - No, no, no. - Petal. Plumettes! Believe you me, there can be unforeseen consequences. Like what? Love Love is strange Now's not the time for a concert. Many people Take it for a game No lookie-loos! Once you get it You're in an awful... - What did I say? - No looking... No... 'Cause after you've had it You never wanna quit If you think making the potion's dangerous, wait till you use it. Love is strange Love Is strange I'm so good, it scares me so! - Is the elf taken care of? - He's a slippery little devil. He's just an elf! - Hi! - Mom, no. Oh, relax your thorax. Feast your eyes on... - No. - Maxine's into fungi. - No! - Lakeesha's hobby is killing frogs. - Mom! - All you need is somebody to... Don't say it. What is it with men? They can't say that word, lo... This is what I get for carrying you 23 months in my womb? Promise to stop talking? Love! Once you get it You're in an awful fix - I almost forgot the last step! - But after you've had it - You never wanna quit - Directions. Dust the one you love. Stand in front. Be the first she sees when she opens her eyes. Got it. Dust the first eyes you see, be in the front, and stand on the one you love! Now, pull! - Sunny? - Yeah? - I know what set me free. - Me. Love Is strange Love Is strange Stop! Sugar Plum? She can't be. Now. Slowly. I'm free! Quiet! We're gonna get caught! - I'm free! - Free? - We're still in the dungeon! - Free! - Totally nuts. - I'm free. Did I mention I'm free? Quietly. - Wait! - What? Where? - How did you find me? - An imp. The imp? Oh, he wants the potion. Loves to spread it around like goblin dung. - Hey! - What? Never let this imp... get that potion! Okay. No, no, no. Thang, sound the alarm. - I'm sorry. - Stuff! Sound the alarm! - I'm free! - No, no! - She's free? - I'm free! Excuse me, coming through. Sorry. All-righty. Excuse me. Sunny! Hurry! - Oopsie. - Stop that! Shoo! Shoo! - Gotcha! - Yeah! - Where did he go? - He disappeared. - Can elves disappear? - If they're magic. Is he magic? - Well, he disappeared! - Sorry. - This will never happen... - No, no, no! No! ...again. Sunny! - Remember what I told you! - Hey! Get off! I'm sorry, but I have to do this! The Plum warned me about you! Oh, no. Are you okay, little guy? Little guy? Oh, good. Bye! What did you do? Well, the elf asked me to make the love potion. - But you didn't have a primrose petal. - And he brought me a primrose petal. - You made the potion? - Just like I did for you on that fateful day you never ever, ever let me talk about. - Where is he? - Halfway to the Elf Festival by now. Who wants to go to a party tonight? Yeah! Booties, prepare to be shaken! Okay, she's here. Tonight, I surely know, she will love me. I say, "Hey!" I be gone today But I'll be back around the way It seems like everywhere I go The more I see, the less I know But I know one thing, I love you I love you, I love you, I love you Been a lot of places all around the way I've seen a lot of joy and I've seen a lot of pain But I don't want to write a love song for the world I just want to write a song about a boy and a girl - Hear them on the corner... - What? Hi, sweet thing. I'm Roland. What's your name? ...getting down, girl, I hoped it was you And when I looked into your eyes I knew it was true I say, "Hey!" I be gone today But I'll be back around the way Seems like everywhere I go Dawn, Roland's here, so I'm leaving! - Marianne! - I'm dancing! - Hey, Roland! - I wish I had boys. Sunny! Sunny! Look here! - I say, "Hey!" I be gone today - Sunny! Not now. But I'll be back around the way It seems like everywhere I go The more I see, the less I know But I know one thing, I love you But I know one thing I love you I hate this thing! I say, "Hey!" I be gone today But I'll be back around the way It seems like everywhere I go The more I see, the less I know But I know one thing, that I love you I love you, I love you, I love you Sunny! No! This one's too feisty. Go get the smaller one! - Dawn! - Sunny! Look! - Hi, Sunny! - Dawn! No! Hey! - No! - Love potion? No! No! No! - Guards! Get him! - Got him! My little girl! Daddy! - Daddy! Help! - Dawn! Oh, no! I'm sorry, Sugar Plum Fairy. Where's my potion? I've been mistreated I've been abused I've been trespassed And invaded And I am not amused Dawn! No! I've been insulted Disrespected I've been mistreated Release my sister, you scaly-backed cockroach! Return the love potion by moondown, tough girl. Or you'll never see your sister again. I'll have your head on a stick! Take me instead! - I took the love potion! - Sunny! - Then give it back. - I don't have it. You heard my terms. By moondown, or all of you will be next! I've been insulted Disrespected I've been mistreated I've been insulted Disrespected I've been mistreated - Dad? - I forbid you to fly into the Dark Forest! Dad, I let this happen! I have to get her back. I have to get her back. I have to keep you safe. No need to worry. I will save the princess! I was just fighting a dozen goblins. - Roland! Yes! What do you need? - Oh, no! - I need an army. - Oh! We can't trust him! And weapons! And a trebuchet! - Sunny! - What? - What were... - And a mace. And a crossbow. - What were you thinking? - I don't know. What... What do we do? We have to... Dawn. She's not strong enough. She's not going to... - I'll rescue her. - No! No, it's too dangerous. - No, but I can. - No. - I'm the only one who can. - So what do I do? You get the potion back. I'll get my sister! Marianne! Looks like I gotta rescue two princesses. - Sunny! - What? If anything happens to my daughters, I'm holding you personally responsible! This is all your fault! - You nearly got everyone killed! - Yeah! I know. I know. But look. Dawn, now, she's my best friend. But she's our princess! Now, together we must... No, no, no. Together we will rescue Dawn from the cruel grasp of the Dark Forest. Who's with me? No volunteers? Pare! Thanks, man! Bring me... the prisoner. - I get to rip her wings off! - I want the wishbone. No eating! Brutus. So, what do we have here? Sugar pie, honey bunch What? You know that I love you I can't help myself I love you and nobody else But I'm evil My middle name is misery Yes, I'm evil So don't you mess around with me Oh, silly. - Sugar pie, honey bunch - Stop that! - You know that I love you - And stop that! I can't help myself I'm a sucker for sweet, pretty singing. Shut it off! Shut it off! When I call your name Boy, it starts a flame - Burning in my heart, tearing it apart - The potion. The potion! We should have taken the feisty one! Get the Sugar Plum! - What's he talking about? - I can't hear over that singing! Ooh, I can't help myself I love you and nobody else No, I can't help myself Take her! And lock this crazy creature in the dungeon! She is crazy in love with you! Do I hear wedding bells? - Sugar pie, honey bunch - I hate princesses. You know that I love you Careful! She's our bait. Oh, well... If I have to look under every rock, I won't let you die sad and alone. Bring me Sugar Plum! There's no way I'm gonna sit this one out I gotta take a chance now Not be a prisoner of doubt I'm comin' Well, you wanted adventure, and now you got it. - You ready? - Oh, yeah. Take the other side! Wait for my signal! Now! - No, he didn't. - Oh, that's nasty. Oh, man. At least it can't get any worse. It just did. So, your eye seems to be healing pretty good. Okay. Stop that! - Crazy little thing. - He's kind of cute. I think she likes us! Come back here! No, I can't forget this evening Or your face as you were leaving Oh, don't let her sunny sweetness flamflumble you. Not your type. Now, I've found someone who is positively perfect for you. Not now, Mother. I'm not giving up! Finally. - Griselda. - Plum. It's so amusing how you keep trying. You're one to talk, with your magic recipe for failure! Well, the recipe's working now! Isn't it? - Oh, it works. - I need the antidote! Oh, it works? Pah! Then explain what happened to this one. You have your father's smile! Wait. I know this song! Cover up! I can't live if living is without you Give me the antidote! And what will you do if I refuse? Lock me away? I can't live - I can't live! - Everybody, be quiet! - Kill me! - I'll do it myself! If you don't keep your mouth shut, I'm going to rip your wings off, my pretty little fairy princess! Flirt! - What is that? - I made it special for you. For... me? - It looks good on you. - I don't... - I hope you like it. - This isn't... Well... thank you. It's... It's lovely. - Sugar pie, honey bunch - No, no, no! - You know that I love you - What you're feeling is the potion, you know! - I can't help myself - No, I suppose you don't. - I love you and nobody else - Please, stop! You must be tired from all that singing. I could sing forever. Why don't you take a wee nap? I promise I won't go far. Wait! Please tell me your name. I am the Bog King! My Boggy-woggy Kingy-wingy! - "Bog King!" - Boggy Kingy-wingy. - "King!" - Kingy-wingy. - "King!" - Good night, sweet Boggy-woggy. Good night. - News, your majesty! - Quiet! She's asleep. Sorry. There's reports of lots of creatures being... love-dusted! Bring them... Bring them in. Bring them all in here. There you are! You go that way. I'm going this way! Yeah. Hey, you! No, no, no. Not you, Lizzie. That little thing inside. We caught you fair and square! Hand it over! Oh, yeah, sure. Go ahead and think. I'll just wait for you at the other end of the lizard. Thanks! Spit. This thing called love - I just can't handle it - Who's a good girl? - This thing called love - You're a good girl! - Don't you feel special? - I must get around to it I ain't ready A crazy little thing called love Okay! Let's go fetch Dawn. Who's a good girl? In such dark as this, we must be ever vigilant. Clear! Clearing is exactly what we're gonna do to this foul forest. - We're gonna... - Get ya! Stealthily, we shall sneak up on... Who would live in this? Wipe that off, will you? And, lo, a creature with no face. It's looking at me. - I don't think that's possible. - Good point! Watch for grotesqueries at every corner. Imagine the most unimaginable danger. That's probably nothing. Hey, Roland! Thank you! Thank you, guys. Wait, wait! How did you get that to... - She fell in love with me! - Me, too! Is that wrong? I got the love potion. Yeah, wow! You must really need that potion. Wait! I got it for... Dawn! You got it for Princess Dawn. Winky-winky. And well done, for a little guy. Squish! I got it... I got it... I got it for Dawn. I better take that... to keep it safe. Thank you, tiny rabbit! It's almost moondown. Hold on, Dawn. I'm coming! Okay, okay! Yes! I love her! You know! Come on, Lizzie! Let's go! - Halt! - Halt! March! - I lead! - Okay! Okay. We're gonna get ya! Help me! Help! Mushrooms in love! - Kiss me. Quick! - No smooching! - Shush him. - You shush him! - You're closer. - You're right. Shush! So, why don't you go and get some sleep? - What were you thinking? - Don't hate me. - Too late. - And leave me alone. Nice button-ere. Not "button-ere." "Boutonniere." No, it's not "boutonniere." - It's "button-ere." - Okay. Release my sister. Oh, no! Not another princess! Well, at least you're not singing. I'm coming straight on for you I've made up my mind Taking a little break? I'm feeling strong now Now I'm coming through - Need any help, sire? - No. I'm coming straight on for you Yeah! - Straight on for you - Impressive! I'm coming straight on for you Rock-a-bye, fairy, away in your cell Scream your head off, but no one can tell Had enough? I could do this all day. But now, give me the potion! The almighty Bog King needs a magic love potion. I don't need it! I want to eradicate it! Well, eradicate this! - Ask him. He'll appreciate it. - Okay. Need any help? No! Look at you! Not bad. - Looks like you need help. - No! So, is that all you got? Now I know How to play my hand Well, I'm ready for you! What the winner don't know, the gambler understands What does that even mean? No! You don't stand a chance You don't stand a chance I'm coming straight on for you - You fight well, for a fairy. - Wish I could say the same for you! - What do you mean? - I don't know. I was expecting... more. Straight on for you - Straight on for you - Straight on for you Straight on for you Go ahead. Kill me, but you won't get your sister. - Need any help? - No! Wise men say Only fools rush in The beast has awoken. Oh, no. What did she fall in love with? Would you care to see? Falling in love with you Finally. Like a river flows See what happens when love is loosed upon the world? Fools rush in Would it be a sin? - Tell them to be quiet. - You tell them. Your voice cuts through better than mine. That's true. Quiet! Everybody be quiet! Be quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Sorry. I hope you've got a strong stomach. Sugar pie, honey bunch You know that I love... - You? - Yes. - Antidote? - Working on it. I know she's a girl who falls in love with every guy she sees, - but this is ridiculous! - I... Sire! I forgot to mention, you forgot your weapon upstairs. But I found your boutonniere! - Hi. - You know, I really enjoyed our fight, but I'll be taking my sister home now. Oh, no, you're not! Dawn! - Boggy-bear! - "Bog King!" Let's go back to our cell. Shall we? - Anything for you, Boggy-woggy. - "Bog." - Don't listen to him! - You are not the boss of me! And don't even think about stealing my Boggy! "Bog!" She stays here until I get the potion back. Forget the potion. Get the antidote, now! - Well, maybe you should ask her. - "Her"? Who? The Sugar Plum Fairy. - Welcome! - Give me the antidote. - If you let me talk about that fateful... - No! Then, no. Please! I love my sister. I need that antidote. - Okay! I'll just need a few things. - What? An eye of newt, a golden lute, a loom and a flute. - Get those things. - And green beans, a nail file, a tangelo... Hey, will it really work? - Who knows? - And you are? - My mother. - Griselda. Don't you have a comb? It's drafty down here. Come upstairs. There's snacks. - Well... - Well... I got a feeling It's the best I could do on such short notice. That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good night - You two behave. Toodle-oo! - That tonight's gonna be a good... Stop. ...night! Yeah - Go see if the antidote's ready. - Roger, B.K. - And here's your boutonniere. - Quickly! - You sang pretty good. - You should see me dance. Why would she... Who likes this? - Not me! - I hate it! - I hate it more! - Oh, yeah? - They're all fools! - Rushing in. - They can't help it! - They're in chains... - That bind you! - It's nothing but... - Trouble! - It's like their middle name is misery. Well... What's the point? Bursting bubbles! - That's what they get. - Lies and more lies! Pain! - Sorrows! - Wait! I... actually like this one. - Why? - I... I don't know. Well, it's... It's... lovely. - I don't wanna be carrying this. - Antidote's ready, sire. Well? Where is it? - It's a riddle! - A riddle? - What about all that stuff you asked for? - You know, in prison, it's hard to shop! Would you like to hear the riddle, or not? - No! - Yes! Then listen carefully. The antidote is the one thing more powerful than the potion. Did she say "antidote" or "anecdote"? I hate riddles! The moon is sinking fast. Can we go... maybe a lot faster? - Halt! - What? Did you see that? I believe that is the ugliest creature I have ever seen! And it was naked! An army approaches. Got it! Yes! What was that again? - Something more powerful... - ...than the potion. - That's what I said. - Sire! News from the mushrooms! An arm skis on roaches. Carry on! - How'd you do? - I nailed it! - Something more power... - I'm bored! I'll just tell you. - Great! - If you set me free. No! - Okay. - Yeah! Then I will reveal the antidote with a story. - What? No! - One fateful day, when the Bog King was young and impetuous, he fell in love... with a sweet young thing. She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw. Seriously? He was so in love. - But Bog, he had no patience. - That's enough! So, he came to me for my love potion. I tried to tell him how it worked. But he dusted the sweet, unsuspecting creature. Plum, I beg you. As she was gazing into the eyes of a lovesick Bog... Even with a love potion... I'm too hideous to love. You're not hideous. Hideous, not hideous, whatever! But that's not why the potion didn't work. What? She was already in love with someone else! So, the one thing more powerful than the potion is... real love? Bingo! - That took forever! - Why didn't you tell me? You shut me away, and you shut me up! And Griselda blames me for the no-love-in-the-Dark-Forest! Teaching moment. There are no shortcuts to love. Just saying. - Stuff, take it away. - Okay, B.K. Here. Wait, wait, wait! Wait a minute! This antidote won't help Dawn. She's never been in love with anybody. I shouldn't have used the potion on that poor, sweet... - Nothing would have been... - Real. Well... I know all about getting your heart broken. I almost married someone who didn't love me. - Why? - He was so good-looking. Maybe I couldn't bear to see that... he really was a shallow, power-hungry, cheating, chattering, pig son of a... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Inside, I knew he didn't want me to be... - You? - Yeah. But you are... - different. - I've been told. That's what I like! I mean... Well, you know. So, now I keep my guard up. - Me, too. - And most important, - I never... trust anybody! - Trust anybody! Come on. Let's go stretch our wings. Good idea! Good idea. Yes. Here. Thank you. Maybe you should rethink this entrance. Try thinking of this... as an adventure! Nice goblin. - Hey, how about we go back? - Why? The moonlight is perfect right now. Come on... "tough girl." You're waking meadows In my mind Making waves across my time Oh, no Oh, no I got a strange magic - Oh, what a strange magic - Strange magic - Oh, it's a strange magic - Strange magic Got a strange magic You're sailing softly - through the sun - Softly through the sun Of a land I've always known - You fly - You fly - So high - So high - I get a strange magic - Strange magic Oh, what a strange magic Oh, it's a strange magic Got a strange magic - Oh, I - Oh, I - Never gonna be... - Never gonna be the same again - Never gonna be the same again - Now I've seen the way it's got to end Got to end - Sweet dreams - Sweet dreams Sweet dreams Got a strange magic Oh, what a strange magic Oh, it's a strange magic Got a strange magic Got a strange magic It's magic - It's magic - It's magic - It's magic - It's magic - It's magic - It's ma... You... You played me! "Played you"? I don't under... Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. Halt! Disgusting creatures, I come in peace. I must get this love potion to your Bog King by moondown. I will need only three men. My army will wait here. - Sandy. - It's Sunny. - You're in charge. - Me? Look fierce. Fiercer! Wait! - I won't be a fool again! - I didn't know! I wouldn't follow me if I were you, Princess. You won't want to see what I do to them. I won't let that happen. I am so stupid! Execute plan on my code word, "Go." What kind of odious throne is this? Do something! Hold it, whoa, whoa, hold it, hold it. I'm here to give you this. - That is, once you've given me... - Get the princess. You mean the princess-es... Roland! What are you... - Restrain her! - No! Hey! He brought you the potion! - Yes. And an army! - Well... You got me to leave my castle. Clever girl. But wasn't that your idea? It was your idea! And foolishly, I trusted you. Wait a minute. Are you... Are you actually having a lovers' tiff right now? That is so disgusting. It's interesting but disgust... - Roland, you are such a... - Hero, to rescue you from... What did you call him? A scaly-backed cockroach. Is that the guy? Hey, Pare, I can't stand it anymore. I have to go find her. You're in charge. What's going on? Dawn! Are you down here? - Hey, Sunny! You didn't listen! - What? I said, "Stand in front! Be the first she sees when she..." - Please tell me where Dawn is. - Okay, okay, I'll show you, if you let us all out. Which would be so sweet, since this is all your fault! Okay. Yay! My Boggy-woggy Kingy-wingy. I wish I didn't see that. This isn't... I didn't mean for... any of this to happen. Of course... I will be taking both princesses. That wasn't the deal. No! Deal's off. I wanted a wedding, now I'm getting a funeral. - You leave my Boggy alone! - "Bog." What were you thinking? A beast like you falling for a beauty like Marianne. Who's the beast? - Stay out of it! - Hey! I can take care of myself! Two against one? Not fair. Roland! What are you... - Let her go! - You're forcing me to change my plan. So... sadly, now's the time for me to... go! Come on! We gotta hurry! Boy, oh boy, oh boy... Keep it moving! Especially you, Turtle! What is happening? - No! - Marianne! - I have to find your sister. - Okay. And my mother. My life is flashing before my eyes. Hey, I used to be hot. - You? - No time for chitchat. Dawn! Dawn! Let go! - Sweetheart! - I'm gonna skewer your... You will... marry me! Marianne! Marianne! We have to go. - Dawn! I'm coming! - Marianne! Get back! Go! Wait! Wait! Bog! My son. Dawn! Dawn! You're all right. You're really all right. You're all right. Don't worry About a thing 'Cause every little thing Gonna be all right Don't worry about a thing - Sunny? - 'Cause every little thing... Sunny. I love you. - Me? - You. Are you... back? Yeah. But... I don't know how. I know. I'm sorry. - Yahoo! - He's alive! Bog! My precious boy! Out of the way. Move! Move! Move! King coming through. - No! - Marianne! No! No, no, no! Patience. Here we go. Sugar pie, honey bunch - What? - Marianne? You know that I love you That's what I wanna hear. I can't help myself Of course not, babycakes. I love... It didn't work. I wonder why. Gosh, is that great! - I like that smell. Aftershave? - No. - Is that cologne? - No. Well, boys, I've learned a valuable lesson. Never judge something or someone by how it or he or she looks. An elf! - Wait, wait. Body lotion? - No. - Cold cream? - No. - Got it! Deodorant. - It's perfume. Nah. Are you a girl? Isn't it obvious? It's kind of subtle. Are you... okay? I'm fine. Wings, shoulders, head, all good. - You? - I'm good... too. I just wanted to say... I'll never see this place the same way ever again. - Yeah. - Here. It's hideous, but... - Yeah. - Then... Bye! I didn't mean to sound so cute. Cute actually works for you. - You know... - Yes? Feel free to visit whenever you like. Oh. Okay. - Please don't sing! - You know what, Bog? - "Boggy." - It's never going to work between us. - Well... - It's not you, it's me. - No problem. - Yeah, yeah. No problem at all. Marianne, a word. I smell romance. I hate that you always hover and watch and worry! I'm sorry? But I love that you came to this forest... to save me. So, now, I get to lecture you. I know something about love You've gotta want it bad If that guy's got into your blood Go out and get him If you want him to be The very part of you That makes you wanna breathe Here's the thing to do Tell him that you're never gonna leave him Tell him that you're always gonna love him Tell him! My dear, we need to have a talk. Tell her how you feel. Tell her right now We know something about love You've gotta show it and... Make him see the moon up above Reach out and get it If you want him to Make your heart sing out If you want her to Only think of you Tell him that you're never gonna leave him Tell him that you're always gonna love him Tell him, tell him, tell him Tell him right now Tell her right now Tell him that you're never gonna leave him Tell her that you're always gonna love her Tell her, tell her, tell her! Not that I'm nagging, but... Tell her right now Well, I... Right now - Now! - Okay, okay. Deep, deep.... relaxing breaths. Wise men say Only fools rush in But I can't help Falling in... Falling in love... with... Maybe I should take it from here. Wild thing You make my heart sing You make everything Groovy Oh, wild thing - You make my heart sing - You make my heart sing You make everything Groovy Wild thing, I think I love you! But I wanna know for sure Come on, hold me tight I love you Love Love is strange A lot of people Take it for a game Once you get it You're in an awful fix 'Cause after you've had it You never wanna quit Love is strange Love Is strange Oh, many people They don't understand They think loving Is money in the hand 'Cause sweet loving Is better than a kiss And when you leave Those kisses you will miss Love is strange Love Is strange Uh-uh It's far-out. It's groovy. It's so happening. It's a weird trip, man. - Roland? - Roland? Roland! Ignore them, sweetie. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Oh, I think I got one of your antennae. Don't worry About a thing 'Cause every little thing is gonna be all right - Don't you worry - Don't worry - About a thing - About a thing Oh, 'cause every little thing is gonna be all right All right. Woke up this morning Smiled at the rising sun Three little birds Pitch by my doorstep Singin' sweet songs Of melodies pure and true Sayin' this is my message to you - Hey, don't worry - Don't worry - About a thing - About a thing Oh, 'cause every little thing is gonna be all right - Don't you worry - Don't worry - About a thing - About a thing Oh, 'cause every little thing is gonna be all right Hey, it's gonna be all right Hey-ah! Yeah, yeah, yeah Hmm All right All right, right, right Hey, hey! Yeah Woke up this morning Smiled at the rising sun Three little birds Pitch by my doorstep Singin' sweet songs Of melodies pure and true Sayin' this is my message to you Sing it with me now! Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh - Hey! Don't you worry - Don't worry - About a thing - About a thing Oh, 'cause every little thing is gonna be all right - All right - Hey! It's gonna be all right It's gonna be all right - It's gonna be all right - Yeah It's gonna be all right Eh! Got it! Tea Blend. Nailed it again.