The 21-Second Excitation


 * Amy: Yes, and continue to bond. I have a feeling that after tonight, one of you will become my best friend forever, or BFF if you prefer - which I don't.


 * Bernadette: Oh, no. That movie has melting faces. It reminds me too much of the time I dropped that vial of flesh-eating bacteria into the lab. Besides, Penny and I are having a girls’ night tonight.


 * Sheldon: I believe in knowing my enemy, Leonard. Had Twitter existed at the time, would not have followed the tweets of ? Would not  have followed ? Would not Spy have followed Spy? I have more examples, but excuse me. (On phone) Hello. Well, this seems like an odd time to test my cell phone quality, but go on. Test phrases? All right. I'm a toat. Ulbut. Twad. All together? I’m a total butt wad. Why are you laughing? Hello?


 * Wil Wheaton: Oh, look who they let in.
 * Sheldon: Don't worry, Wil Wheaton, I was just leaving. (Taking the Indiana Jones movie and singing) Da-da-da-da, da-da-da. (Exits)
 * Howard: Come on, short round.
 * Leonard: Yeah.


 * Wil Wheaton: He’s got the movie! Get him!
 * Sheldon: Why is there never a pontoon plane when you need one?


 * Sheldon: "Trouble" is my middle name, Leonard. Actually, it's Lee, but I prefer "Trouble".


 * Wil Wheaton: (Jar-Jar imitation) Meesa think that very funny.


 * Sheldon: Imma tote. Oba. Twad. Altogether? "I'm a total butt wad." (The other guys laugh) (to the "person" on the phone) Why are you laughing? Hello?