The Comic

Walking in the School Hallway





 * See, I told you it wasn't his costume; it's part of his molecular structure, as shown in Issue 27.




 * What the whatting WHAT?


 * Save me!




 * Like you saved the president in Issue 19!




 * Of course!  If you did save me, you would reveal your true identity. Your secret's safe with me, LaserHeart.






 * Hey Gumball! What a p'Laser to see you!


 * What?


 * I'd love to laser around, but I have to get to h-art class.




 * See you, laser! Heart.




 * Dun dun. Da-dun dun.




 * ,, and : Dun dun. Da-dun dun. Dun dun. Da-dun dun.




 * ,, , , , , , , , , , , , , and : Dun da-daaaa da-da-da-da daaaa daaaaaaa daaaa dun da-daaaa da-da-da-da daaaaa!


 * Ba-ba-ba-bum.

Who is LaserHeart?



 * Dude, who the derp is LaserHeart?


 * You are! You're a superhero, whose special power is your optimistic heart!


 * You inflict justice and bad dialogue on the villains of Elmore, you're anatomically incorrect, and this is your costume.




 * But that's.. that's-


 * Extremely revealing? Profoundly disturbing? Medically impossible?


 * That's... AWESOME!


 * I know right! I made it myself!


 * How?!


 * I learned from this book! How to Draw Superheroes.




 * Draw muscles, then more muscles!


 * It's like looking in a mirror!


 * And all the stories are based on your life!


 * Yeah, like the time you saved the school from that plague of giant insects.




 * Or that time you saved that iced cap from melting.




 * Or when you traveled through time.




 * No need to flashback, you were just sitting in front of a ticking clock.


 * Nah, I remember all that, in Sarah's version it's pretty much how it went down.


 * Gumball, really?




 * Darwin, you can be anyone you want in this world. All you need is the power of OPTIMISM!



Hero To Superhero



 * Weird, it looks super heroic in the comic, but in reality it looks more like super naked.


 * It's still not as weird as Sarah cosplaying as herself.




 * This costume is too hot.




 * And anyway, it looks nothing like me. But your costume is perfecto!


 * That girl's got issues.


 * You're right! I've got every issue!


 * This is super pathetic.


 * In spite of my super-hearing, all I'm picking up is:


 * You're no superhero.


 * You're right. At the moment, I'm just a regular hero, but all that, is about to change!




 * He's gone!


 * More or less.

Helping Out a Fellow Neighbor



 * Not so fast, punk.


 * What?




 * I said, not so fast- -  Hang on, it's really hard to project in that voice.




 * What do you want?


 * Do you have any idea how easy it is to choke a swan?


 * Uh... Pretty easy, I guess, why?


 * Because one tiny piece of plastic from your trash can end up in a lake and get launched in a swan's beautiful throat.


 * I wasn't gonna throw it in the lake, I was gonna throw it in the trash can.




 * Have you ever considered how beautiful this world is, and what untold damage your trash could do?


 * No, not recently.


 * Then let me show you. Come, take my arm.




 * Thank you, LaserHeart. Can you take me home now?




 * Wait, I am home, and you can't fly.


 * Yeah, but that still doesn't mean you shouldn't recycle.





Bringing Justice Upon the Park



 * Where's my ball?!


 * Suzy, I've told you, I know not its whereabouts.


 * Come over here.




 * Like, two more feet.




 * N-no, wait, back up a bit.




 * Alright, cool.




 * WHERE IS THE BALL?!


 * I don't know!


 * WHERE IS THE BALL?!


 * Suzy lost it, I swear!


 * SWEAR TO ME!


 * I just did!


 * I found it!


 * Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Please stop crying.




 * Hey, hey, uh- let's play Monkey in The Middle! I'll be the monkey!




 * PLAY WITH ME!






 * What? Stopping an asteroid? He can't even catch a ball!


 * Hey, this cover takes away my peripheral vision, okay? What is wrong with you, anyway? You're more of a downer than a depressed parachute, buster!


 * Now you're even making bad comic book jokes.


 * So what?


 * So, superheroes are lame; they wear their underpants on the outside, they have stupid names like "Manatee Man", and have pointless powers like a super tongue or an elastic butt. The only people into them are fedora-wearing neckbeards and I want nothing to do with it.


 * I should probably take you out of the comic, then.


 * Wait, what?! I'm in it?


 * Yeah! You're The Smooch, LaserHeart's sidekick.




 * You kiss people to make them feel better.




 * Holy pamper cream, LaserHeart. Enough bickering, we've got stuff to do.



Taking Action and Producing More Comic Issues