Snow Bored

''[The Loud House. It is nighttime, and snow is falling. Inside, the siblings are watching the news]'' News Anchor: "Good evening, everybody. Now stay warm and stay tuned . Because we'll have tonight's weather right after this." Lucy: [wishing] "Oh, spirits of the sky, grant my wish." Lori: [her fingers are cross] "Fingers crossed." Luan: [her arms and legs are crossed] "Everything crossed." Lily: [drinks milk from her bottle, burps and laughs] Lola: "I got my lucky rabbit's foot." Lana: "I got my lucky booger. This baby got me through preschool." Lynn: "And I got my lucky jock" [stretches it, slinging it into Lincoln's face] Lincoln: "Ugh!" [to the viewers] "You may be wondering what the heck is going on here. I'll show ya'." [opens the front door and steps outside] "See that? Snow, beautiful snow. And if it keeps coming down, we can be in for a snow day tomorrow. So tonight, we will do anything in our power to make it happen." Luna: "Dudes! The weather's on!" [Lincoln runs back in and cross his fingers] Patchy Drizzle: "Patchy Drizzle here. For the weather, myself. Rollin' up my sleeves" [rolling his sleeves up] "Take it in on." [The Loud kids watch it seriously] Patchy Drizzle: "Better put on your snowshoes cause it's getting up to twenty four inches of mother nature's dandruff. I regret saying that." [takes a piece of paper] "Ahem. The following schools will be closed tomorrow." The Loud kids: "Royal Woods! Royal Woods! Royal Woods!" Patchy Drizzle: "Heverton, Hazeltucky, Huntington Oaks and..." [The kids look on in awe] Patchy Drizzle: "...that's it." The Loud kids: [sad] "Awwww..." Lola: [angrily] "WHY YOU LOUSY-" Patchy Drizzle: "Just kidding. You too, Royal Woods!" [shows the whole city] The Loud kids: [excited] "HOORAY!!! WOO HOO!!! Snow Day!! Snow Day!! Snow Day!!" Patchy Drizzle: "Snow Day!!" [Lisa appears and turns off the TV] Lisa: "This just in. There will not be a snow day tomorrow." [Her siblings are surprised and stop cheering] Lisa: "Once I spray my super strength salt across the city roadways, we shall have no trouble accessing school." [They all boo at Lisa and throw pillows at her.] Lola: [angrily] "WHY WOULD YOU RUIN OUR SNOW DAY?!" Lisa: "Ahem." [pulls a chart down] "For every school day you miss, your brain functionality decreases by approximately point 0.006 %" Leni: "But Lisa, snow days are F-O-N, fun!!!" Lisa: [presses a button and the chart goes up] "I rest my case. Besides, I fail to see how frolicking in frozen temperatures like a bunch of nincompoops is fun." Lincoln: "What if we could show you how fun snow days can be? Then would you call off the salt?" [The Loud kids agree with Lincoln and are excited to help Lisa] Leni: "Yeah! F-O-N! F-O-N!" The Loud kids: "F-O-N! F-O-N! F-O-N!" Lisa: "Fine!! But only because I can't stand to hear you spell erroneously." [The Loud kids cheer as they walk off.] Leni: [stops walking] "Wait, I thought we were spelling "fun"?"

[The next day, everybody is getting out of the house to have fun in the snow.] Lisa: "Okay, you've got four hours. Dazzle me or it's back to school for you truants." [puts on her snow goggles]

[Lincoln runs while pulling Lisa on the sled] Lincoln: "Woo! Sledding! What do you think, Lis?" Lisa: "I think my buttocks are cold." [The sled hits a rock and Lisa accidentally gets off it] Lisa: "And now bruised."

[Lincoln finishes building an snow igloo] Lincoln: "Here's another snow day classic. Snow Fort!!! Come on in. You gotta check out the built in cup holders." [goes in] Lisa: "Hmm... lacks cross beams, low baring walls, a solid foundation..." Lincoln: "Old choices that I made." Lisa: "Hardly up to code." [After Lisa touches the igloo, it falls apart.] Lincoln: "It's collapsible too." [Lana comes] Lana: "How about letting old Lans take the reins?" Lincoln: "Knock yourself out. My buttocks are cold. And bruised."

[Lana made a snowman] Lana: "Say hello to Mr. Twigarms!" Lisa:  "Umm...what does Mr. Twigarms do?" Lana: "Uh... Nothing. But, he's awful jolly." Lisa: Perhaps if you're value your education, you could build something with more pizzaz." [Lisa presses a button and a robot appears] Lisa:  "Say hello to Mr. Reinforced Titanium Align Arms." [The robot is searching for a target to destroy and thinks the snowman is the enemy and shoot lasers at Mr. Twigarms.] Lisa: "Sorry, I forgot he has jolly seeking lasers."

[Lola is ice skating] Lola: "Here's the returning champion, Lola Loud! About to execute a triple salchow!" [Lola jumps and does a twirl] Lola: "Come on, Lisa! It's your turn!" Lisa: [counting formulas] "Based on water density, the way to the small human that ice should be weak in 3, 2..." [The ice breaks and Lola fell into the water] Lola: "Dang it." Lisa: "Dang it is right. I was one second off."

[Lisa and Lucy are making snow angels] Lisa: "What exactly are we doing?" Lucy: "Playing corpsicle. It's my favorite snow game." Lisa: "How do you win? By getting hypothermia?" Lucy: "Yes."

[Luan holding a bucket full of snow] Luan: "Watch this, Lis. You're gonna love snow pranks." ''[The two siblings walk up to Lincoln who is rebuilding his snow fort. Luan winks at Lisa, who is confused and puts snow balls on Lincoln's butt]'' "FROST BUTT!!" Lincoln: [panics and shivers] "Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!" Luan: [laughs] "Oh, man. Classic Luan." Lincoln: [still shivering] "Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!" Lisa: "Uh... Spefimes sackle expidition has shown us losing a butt to frost butt is no laughing matter." Luan: "Eesh, I'd really like to make a crack right now. But, It's snow time to be cheeky." [laughing] "Get it?" Lisa: "Unfortunately, yes." Lincoln: [still shivering] "Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold."

[Lynn and Lisa are on a sleigh while their siblings watch] Lynn: "Representing Royal Woods in the World Fox Sleigh Finals! It's Lynn and Lisa Loud!! Oh, yeah!!" [starts the sleigh on the slope] Lisa: "Woah, woah, woah... Stop!!!" Lynn: [accidentally lets the sleigh move away] "Uh-oh." Lisa: "I can't see this ending well." ''[Lisa goes really fast as gets off from her sleigh and falls in the snow. Her siblings gasp and come to her location]'' Lincoln: "Umm.. Snow angels?" Lisa: "It's over, guys. Snow days are both pointless and health hazard. Ergo, I shall unleash the salt." Lisa's siblings: " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! "

[The Loud kids complain at Lisa] Lisa: "My decision is final. You can not talk me out of it." [Someone throws a snowball at Lisa] Lisa: "What was that? [angry] Alright, who did that?" [The Loud kids move away and reveal that it was Lana] Lana: "Aw, you finks!" Lisa: "You poked a bear, my friend." Lana:"Haha. What are you going to do..." [Lisa throw a snowball at Lana] Lisa: "Huh. That was actually quite satisfying." [Lisa made another snowball] Lynn: [help Lana up] "Here, Lana." Lincoln: "Lets help you up." [Lisa throws a snowball at Lana again, and the others as well] Lisa: "Hey, this is kind of..." Lincoln: "...fun?" Lisa: "Yes, F-O-N, fun." [The Loud kids are having fun with snowballs]

[Later at nighttime, Lincoln is blowing hot air at his hot cocoa] Lisa: "Hey, Lincoln. Thanks for today. You made a snow day comfort out of me." Lincoln: "Well, I'm glad you had fun. Especially since Patchy said back to school tomorrow." [Lisa gets surprised and smile]

[The next day, the Loud sisters come into Lincoln's room while he is still sleeping.] Lynn: "Lincoln, wake up! It's a snow day miracle." Lincoln: "Lynn, what are you talking about?" Lori: [joyful] "Look outside!" [Lincoln looks out the window] Lincoln: "What in the what? How is this even possible?" Lana: "Oh, my lucky booger worked again!" Lisa: "Incorrect. I called some friends at NASA. They pulled a few strings and a little cloud, deciding later we have ourselves another snow day." Lincoln: "That is awesome! Thanks, Lisa." Lana: "Aw, I still think that was you, Lucky B." [Kisses her booger]

[Outside, Lincoln is sledding.] Lincoln: "YEAH!!!!" [Suddenly, Lisa starts to throw snowballs at him and Lincoln crashed into a tree] Lisa:  [laughs] "There's nothing like another day for throwing frozen projectiles. WOO HOO!! Snow day!!!"

[Lana is making another snowman.] Lana: "Even better." [Suddenly, Lisa starts throwing snowballs and made a hole on Mr. Twigarms Jr.] Lana: "Mr. Twigarms Jr.!" Lisa: [laughs] "Look alive, Lana! Mr. Twigarms sure doesn't."

[Lynn is riding her sleigh when suddenly Lisa appears on her own one.] Lisa: "Hey, Lynn! Say hello to my not so little friend." [laughs as she throws snowballs at her sister.] Snow daaaaaaaaaaaaay! [Lynn fell into Lincoln's fort.] Lincoln: "Dang it."

[Lisa wants to show her inventions.] Lisa: "Hey, guys! I want to show you my latest invention! Ultra Snow Zooka! Patent pending.[Looks around] Guys, where did they go?" [The others are inside the house] Lincoln: "Sheesh! We created a monster!" Lori: "At least we safe in here." Lucy: "Yeah. It's not like she can bring snow inside the house." [Lisa starts to shoot snow.] Lisa: "Meet my latest, latest invention! Indoor snow! Patent pending!" [Lisa starts shooting snowballs and laughs while her siblings runs off]

[Lori is hiding in her room's closet.] Lori: [to Bobby on her phone] "Boo Boo Bear, Lisa is literally out of control." Lisa: [opens the door] "On the contrary, I've never felt in control or more live! [to Bobby] She'll have to call you back, Boo Boo Bear." Lori: "I love you." [Lisa shoots Lori with snow, covering the phone's camera, and it shuts off]

''[Lana is checking outside of her room and runs to the bathroom. In the bathroom, Lisa shoots snow.]'' Lana: ​[runs of the bathroom with her dungarees down] "Is nothing sacred?!" [Lisa laughs evilly]

[Lincoln and Leni are hiding at the fireplace.] Lincoln: "We should be safe under here." Leni: [holds a bag of brown nuts] "I brought chestnuts for roasting." Lisa: [up the chimney] "YOO HOO! Here's Jack Frost nipping at your nose!" [Lisa shoots snow down the chimney.] Lincoln: "Aw, shoo!" [the snow covers him and Leni]

[Lucy is hiding in the vent.] Lucy: "That maniac will never find me here." Lynn: [Shows up] "Mind if I join you?" Lucy: "It's pretty crowded up here with me and the spirits. But I think there's room next to Great Grandma Harriet." Lynn: [sits next to her sister] "Phew! Safe at last!" ''[A giant snowball is rolling towards Lynn and Lucy. They panic and run away from it]'' Lynn: "Move it, Grandma!" [Snow splattered outside the vent as the Wilhelm scream is heard]

[Later at night, the Loud kids are at the living room and wish to end snow days.] Lucy: "Oh, spirits of the sky. End this madness." Lori: [fingers crossed] "Please, please. No more snow!" Luan: [arms and legs crossed] "Yeah, I can't take another day of this." Lily: [drinks milk from her bottle, burps and laughs] Lola: "How do you reverse a rabbit's foot?" Lana: "Lucky B, You've gone too far!" Luna: "Dudes! It's on!" Patchy Drizzle: "Well, no one saw this coming but it looks like we're in for another foot of snow day tonight! And that is gonna mean... [The Loud kids gasp] Patchy Drizzle: ...School closings!!!' [The Loud kids groan sadly] Lisa: "YES!!! Thank you, NASA!!! You punks ready for tomorrow? Cause my snow power tank sure is!"[clicks a button] [Outside, the tank sends more snow] Lisa's Siblings: "NOOOOO!!!" Lincoln: "Lisa, please, enough! You have to call off the snow day." Lisa: "Sorry bub, cloud seedings aren't exactly reversible." Lincoln: "Then use the special salt!" Lisa: "But I'm really looking forward to another snow day. You guys convinced me, they are F-O-N, fun!"

Lincoln: "I think we've had enough "Fun"."[The sisters beg Lisa to call off the snow day] Lisa: "Well, I'm quite crestfallen. But if that is the consensus, I will submit to the will of the majority." Leni: "So... going back to school?" [Lisa nods and the sisters cheer as Leni misspells school as "S-K-O-O-L".] Lincoln: "Thanks, Lis." Lisa: "No problem, Lincoln. Best get ready for bed. School day tomorrow."

[The next morning, Lisa is sitting in her tank, which now shoots the salt.] Lisa: [to the viewers] "Well, Houston, mission accomplished. My master plan was a major success. I'm pretty sure my siblings won't be wanting any more snow days." [rises out of the tank] "And now that I've repurposed my snow tank to a salt-spraying, snow-melting de-icer, it's time for some real F-U-N, spelled correctly, I might add." [Lisa makes the tank move forward and spray salt as the Loud Kids follow her]

Lisa's siblings: "School day! School day! School day!"

Lincoln: [to the viewers; confused] "Wait, what just happened? "