Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas


 * Robby: [doing crossword puzzle] Five-letter word, sixth president of the United States.
 * Hannah: [making a face] UGHHH!
 * Robby: That would work if his name was John Quincy Ughhh.

[NOTE: the answer was John Quincy ADAMS]
 * Hannah: Dad! I need to record now. What is taking so long? Hannah is in the zone!
 * Robby: So what time's that big shoe sale you're meeting Lilly at?
 * Hannah: Three-thirty, and you know all the sixes go first.
 * Robby: No, honey, I'm proud to say I don't know that.
 * Robby: Now what you need to do is just relax. Now whoevere's in there is just runnin' a little late They'll be done any minute.
 * Hannah: They'll be done sooner than a minute!

(Opens the door)
 * Hannah: Okay, who do you think you are?
 * Hannah: Sweet Momma, it's the Jonas Brothers! [turns to Robby who came in behind her] Daddy, I told you someone was in here. [turns to the boys] I am so sorry guys, he gets so impatient.
 * Robby: [sarcastically] Sorry fellas, I got a big shoe sale to get to.




 * Nick Jonas: Dudes, it's Hannah Montana!
 * [All of the Jonas brothers try to get out of the door at the same time, and finally do.]
 * Kevin Jonas: We're such big fans!
 * Joe Jonas: We love your music!
 * Nick: You're pretty!
 * [Kevin slaps him on the back of his head.]
 * Nick: Pretty good with the singing, and dancing that you do. [Hannah gives him a flirtatious smile.] Wow, you're pretty!
 * Kevin: Nice save.




 * Kevin: I'm Kevin.
 * Hannah: The cute romantic one! [shakes his hand]And you're Joe, the cute funny one! [shakes his hand] You're Nick, the cute sensitive one! [shakes his hand while he stares at her]
 * Robby: And I'm her daddy, the cute protective one!




 * Joe: You're Robby Ray! He writes all the songs!
 * Kevin: I know! "Nobody's Perfect" is genious!
 * Robby: I like the cute romantic one.
 * Joe: I love how it starts all soft and then, BAM! [singing] Everybody makes mistakes! Everybody has those days!
 * Jonas Brothers: [singing] Everybody knows what, what I'm talkin' bout'. Everybody gets that way!
 * Robby: I was wrong, I like 'em all!




 * Lilly: [after Miley's tirade about what happened at the studio during which she continues pulling her hair] You're braiding my hair, not starting a chainsaw.
 * Miley: I'm sorry. It's just that well, they're guys and he's a guy and what if he likes writing for guys more than he likes writing for Hannah?
 * Lilly: Well, then you'd be out of luck and I'll be bald!




 * Lilly: Relax. I'm sure he's late because the Jonas Brothers are arguing about his music or changing his lyrics and making him miserable.
 * Robby: [enters] Woooh, I love the Jonas Brothers.
 * Lilly: Wow, I was WAAAAY off.




 * Robby: [on the phone] Hello? [pause] No, there's no one here by the name of Gunner. [pause] Sorry, this ain't the Tinkle residence. [pause] Well I don't care what you say I'm NOT Gunner Tinkle! ...Gonna Tinkle, Joe is that you?
 * Joe: We so owned you!
 * Nick: Busted!
 * Kevin: That was sick!
 * Robby: Oh, you boys, LOL!
 * Miley: You know LOL?
 * Robby: [covering the mouthpiece briefly] Yeah, Nick taught it to me!




 * Robby: Sorry fellas, got another call. Hello? You're looking for who? Amanda? Amanda Huggenkiss? A Man To Hug And Kiss, Miley I don't have time for this, I'm tryin to work here!
 * Miley: So am I! I'm inspiring you with my humor! Dad listen to this one, so why was six afraid of seven? 'Cause seven ate nine! HAHA, that is hysterical. Hang up and we can write a hit!




 * Lilly: And to think you gave them the best 14 years of your life! Years you will never get back!
 * Miley: Exactly! And I'm not going to let Larry, Curly, and Moe-Bro waltz in and steal him away! MY DADDY WRITES FOR ME AND NOBODY ELSE!
 * Lilly: So what are you going to do about it?
 * Miley: I HAVE NO IDEA!




 * Miley: Lilly, I found out a way to get my daddy back!
 * Lilly: How?
 * Miley: Okay, the "JoBros" aren't going to record dad's song if he knew it was stolen from another guy band.
 * Lilly: What guy band?
 * [Miley plays with her hair.]
 *  Lilly: Oh, no!
 * Miley: [puts her hair on her upper lip like a mustache] Oh yeah!




 * Joe: Eat marshmallow fro bro! [all have marshmallow shooters]
 * Nick: Chew on this sucker!
 * Kevin: Put this in your cocoa!
 * Joe: Hey, let's blast Robbie Ray!
 * Nick: Great idea!
 * Kevin: Guys! Guys! But it's three against one! I like it!




 * Milo/Miley: Yo guys, we're workin here!
 * Otis/Lilly: Yeah dudes, be cool! dudes! Yo!
 * Kevin: Uhhh, sorry guys. We got a text from the guy we're working with, told us to be here early, our bad.
 * Milo: No big, we're just workin on our guy band stuff, so if you guys wanna hang till we guys are done, that's cool! Cause you know, we're all...guys!
 * Nick: This is Joe & Kevin.And I'm Nick.
 * Milo: We know who you are, your music ROCKS!
 * Otis: You're so hot!
 * [Miley looks at Lilly with distress.]
 * Milo: ...on the charts! Burnin 'em up! Yeah!
 * Otis: That's right man, dudes, yo!




 * Joe: So, what are you guys working on?
 * Milo: New song we just wrote.
 * Otis: Ourselves, we wrote it, Milo and Otis, two guys. FOOTBALL!
 * Milo: They get it! Let's play it for them!
 * Otis: Coolio! MONSTER TRUCKS!
 * [They play We Got the Party With Us really badly.]
 * Joe: That's our song! Isn't it?
 * Kevin: I can't hear you, my ears are full of melted brain!
 * Nick: I kinda liked it. [both hit him]




 * Joe: Sorry guys, it's your song. Are we cool?
 * Milo: We're cool. [extends her fist and Joe hits it hard]
 * Nick: No hard feelings?
 * Otis: Nothing that a hug couldn't fix.
 * [Nick gives Otis a man hug but Otis hugs him back for a long time.]
 * Milo: Otis...Otis!!
 * [Jonas Brothers leave the room.]
 * Nick: That dude smells really good. [Joe hits him at the back of his neck]




 * Robby: [to Miley] Oh darling, let me tell you something. You know I can write a hundred songs for those boys, but there is one thing I can't do, that's put my arm around them and say they're my little girl. Well, I could but it would be extremely weird!




 * Miley/Hannah: Where are they?
 * Robby: I don't know. They promised they were gonna be here.
 * [sees the Jonas Brothers]
 * Joe: And we always keep our promises!
 * Miley: Duck and cover Daddy, it's the return of the Jonii.