The Evil Nessie

Transcript

 * Narrator: Once Upon a Time. The plesiosaurs in lake. Rocky Mountain highlands, where the bagpipes monsters, lives a dinosaur called Loch Ness Monster, but it wasn't always this way. Before her great loch had ever been seen, grumpy Nessie lived life on the moors of Glenkeane. She was rumored a monster, which wasn't quite right. For she was really a softie, with not bark, and not bite. And with a wee friend that she had, the kind loyal and true. They played hide and seek in a pond just for two. Until one gloomy, gray day, at a quarter past too.

(CAR DRIVER SOUNDING)
 * Narrator: I'm tell light, dark land. came a tartan-clad crew. With no time to play, and a toot and a roar. no expenses were spared, for scottland tycoon Loch Ness Monster.
 * Loch Ness Monster: This place is perfection, it's just what I need. With a few slight corrections, it will be heaven indeed.
 * Loch Ness Monster: Her small protests fell on naught but deaf ears.
 * Loch Ness Monster: Brilliant, sir, brilliant.
 * Loch Ness Monster: Nessie's anger burned bright, her eyes flickered with tears. Then a friend scolded, and told her...
 * Stormtroopers: She was the undisputed shoot you Nessie?.


 * Loch Ness Monster: Nessie gritted her teeth, and decided to pack her whole kit and kaboodle, and her dear friend, MacQuack.
 * Pirates: (OFFSCREEN) Fore!
 * Loch Ness Monster: What you along to search for a new pond. My cars my get you.
 * Loch Ness Monster: (EVIL LAUGHING)

==Chapter But every pond was empty, every well was dry, every tough was spoke for, yet still she had to try. She traveled each road, and sought out every route. But instead of finding home, poor Ness got the boot. And the reward for her efforts, it was always this quip...
 * Rat: Only wee babies cry, chin up now, pip pip. (COUGHING)
 * Narrator: Nessie finally popped out. She'd reached the end of her rope. Where do you go, when there is no more hope? She stifled a whimper, and a lump in her throat. Chin up now, pip pip. She recited by rote.
 * (WHIMPERING)
 * Narrator: What begin as a trickle, soon turned to a shower. Nessie cried and she cried, she cried by the hour. She cried cups, and pitchers, and bottles, and buckets. She cried tubs and barrels, quintets and quintuplets. For days Nessie cried, nay, for weeks on it went. Till one day she sniffed, (NESSIE SNIFFLING) her tears finally spent.
 * (SQUEAKING)
 * Narrator: In surprise she looked up, at MacQuack there, afloat? Dunkin' and bobbin' in what looked like... A moat, nay, 'twas a lake! A great loch! Nessie gasped in delight. Sure 'twas the paradise, with no golf tee in sight! Nessie learned herself a lesson on that bright and happy day. And it bears worth repeatin', no matter what folks may say. Don't ever be afraid to cry, it really is okay. Sometimes it's through our tears, we find a better way. As for Nessie, and MacQuack, well, they're still there, I guess. Forever playing hide and seek, all along Loch Ness.
 * (WEEPING)