So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon How to Dance / Yo Gagga Gagga!

Stoick the Vast: Today, my boy becomes a viking... BY KILLING A DRAGON!

[roars, chanting kill, growls]

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: No, wait. We don't have to fight him!

[gasp]

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: I know, because I-- I actually trained one... to DANCE!

[hip hop music plays, the title card appears, So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon How to Dance]

Cat Deeley: Welcome to So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon How to Dance, with this week's new contestants, Hiccup Haddock and Toothless. Let's see how they're settling in.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: It was a little daunting at first.

Cat Deeley: Because he's a dragon?

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Because he has no rhythm!

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: No, no, no. You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. It says nothing about a tail. [grunts] Plus the competition is fierce this year. You've got... Jake Smelly and his breakdancing Banshee from Avatar...

Jake Smelly: It's all about being connected to your partner.

Jake Smelly: Oww, I don't feel so-- [vomits]

Barry-Banshee: Oh no, I can't watch people vomit!

FOOM!

Jake Smelly: AAAAAHHHHHHH!

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: And then, of course, there's Donkey and Dragon, who have the most flair.

Dragon: I'm a fine looking dragon.

Donkey: You better be "dragon" (dragging) your butt to the gym. I don't think I can hold you much longer.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: But I think we got a good chance. (Scene zooms out to Toothless in a shirt saying "Next Top Model") Well, we got a chance.

[coughs]

Cat Deeley: All right, before we begin, let's meet tonight celebrity judges. Hagar the Horrible...

Hagar the Horrible: Look me up. I'm an old reference, but I'm there.

Cat Deeley: Mary Ann Murphy...

Mary Ann Murphy: Let's see some hot tamales!

Cat Deeley: Justin of Timber-Lake...

Justin Timberlake: Hey!

Cat Deeley: And "Thor"!

"Thor": Uh, can I have an autograph for my sister?

Justin Timberlake: Sure, what's her name?

"Thor": Uhh, Thor.

Cat Deeley: Now let's bring out our first contestant.

Viking 1: Ooh, ooh, ooh. Sound the alarm!

Mary Ann Murphy: Wahoo!

Justin Timberlake: Uh, I don't like your dance moves.

Viking 2: He's not a contestant, he's a neighbor! What's wrong?

Viking 1: There's a giant monster dragon! He's headed this way, but luckily I heard you guys trained your dragons.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Yeah, but we trained them how to... DANCE! [cricket noise] Yeah, it went over better the first time.

[roars]

Mary Ann Murphy: Wahoo!

[screams]

Mary Ann Murphy: No! Mine was a good scream. I was trying to be supportive.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Maybe we can defeat them if we join forces.

Jake Smelly: Let's do it.

[Michael Jackson Thriller plays, Red Death breaths fire on the dragons and others and they soon disintigrate]

Red Death: Why am I so angry? Well, if you must know, I was a contestant last season and only came in 3rd!

[screams]

[bites]

Red Death: I mean really, clearly there was a problem with my 800 number,

Thor: Uhh, excuse me Mr. Dragon. Can I get your autograph for my niece?

Red Death: Of course.

Thor: Her name's Thor.

[bites, swallows, splash]

Mary Ann Murphy: Wahoo!

(Segment ends)

Narrator: Yo... Gagga Gagga! Taylor! She was home-schooled! T-Pain! He loves his Auto-Tune!

T-Pain: Yes, I dooo-ee-ooo-ee-ooo...

Narrator: Miley! Her dad's a has-been! Triple H! He'll beat your face in! Yo Gagga Gagga! Yo Gagga Gagga! Yo... Gagga Gagga!

(Title card: Yo Gagga Gagga!)

Lady Gaga: Lady Gaga here. Ready for the best day ever? Let's see what our friends are up to! Good morning everybody!

(all of the dolls yawn)

Dolls: Good Morning, Gaga!

Lady Gaga: It's time to rise and shine and show the world our po-po-po pokerfaces! But first, how do we start each day?

Triple H: By drinking 8 raw eggs and doing 4,000 squat thrusts?

Lady Gaga: No, silly! We get dressed!

Miley Cyrus: But what do we wear? And don't say what I wore yesterday, because I don't do that.

Lady Gaga: You can wear anything!

Dolls: Anything?

Taylor Swift: A clock, a pillow, or a cat?

Lady Gaga: You can wear it!

Miley Cyrus: A bottle, feathers and a mask?

Lady Gaga: Any...thing...you want!

(Keyboard Cat meows)

Miley Cyrus: How about rope? Can you wear that?

Lady Gaga: Rope? Sure!

(Dolls tie rope around Gaga, meanwhile she is screaming)

Lady Gaga: Hey, what are you guys doing?

T-Pain: We ain't leaving this house looking like this, fool!

Miley Cyrus: Let's go!

(Dolls run away into the city while Lady Gaga struggles in rope.)

(Lady Gaga breaks free.)

Lady Gaga: ROOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!

(The photographers take photos of Lady Gaga.)

(YO GAGGA GAGGA!)

Photographers: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

(SMASH!)

DJ Lance Rock: Man, I love these crazy monster movies!

Brobee: Yeah, crazy.

(The Yo Gabba Gabba Monsters tie ropes around DJ Lance Rock.)

DJ Lance Rock: YAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

(End segment.)