Kaiju Kitty

''[Start with a striped brick citizen selling umbrellas at his stand. Various citizens pass him by. He is holding two umbrellas up in the air.]''

Striped citizen: Umbrellas! Anybody wanna buy an umbrella? (Drops umbrellas down, looking sad.) Oh, who am I kidding? I’m not gonna sell anything with all this lovely sunshine.

''[Drops of slime start pouring out from the sky. The citizen drops one of his held umbrellas and opens up the other one to cover himself.]''

Striped citizen: Hey, looks like my luck is turning around!

''[A shadow forms over the citizen. Cut to the city. A giant slime monster is attacking the city, sloshing slime everywhere and roars. Cut to the striped citizen, who screams as the slime monster steps on him, engulfing him into its body and walking away. Cut to an alert siren with a face.]''

Siren: Monster alert! Monster alert!

''[Cut to various citizens running through the streets, as slime drips down from the monster and they are absorbed by it. Cut to the inside of the Castle, where the monster is seen roaring. Pan out to Unikitty looking out the window. She turns around.]''

Unikitty: That giant jelly creature is gooshing all over the kingdom! People live there!

''[Cut to Unikitty looking out the window. Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Richard pop in to look.]''

Puppycorn: Whoa!

''[Cut to the doors of the room. They slam open, as Hawkodile falls down on the floor from them, covered in slime.]''

Hawkodile: This thing may be out of my weight class.

''[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Richard, who all react in shock. Dr. Fox suddenly grows excited.]''

Dr. Fox: (Jumping up.) Oh, yeah! This is absolutely fantastic!

''[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Hawkodile, and Richard, who stare in confusion. Cut back to Dr. Fox.]''

Dr. Fox: I’ve been specifically preparing for just this situation! (Pulls out a flute and plays a melody on it.)

''[Cut to the window. Unikitty, Puppycorn, Hawkodile, and Richard pop up in shock as a rumbling noise is heard. Cut to a farm on hill. Cut to Craig working in a carrot crop.]''

Craig: Aah!

''[The crop suddenly opens up like sliding doors under her, causing her to fall into the hole. A giant robot in the shape of Unikitty starts to rise from the ground, Craig still on its head.]''

Craig: A-mamma mia!

''[The robot continues to rise up as smoke billows around it. Cut to a far shot of the robot. The robot is fully revealed and the smoke clears.]''

Dr. Fox: (Offscreen.) Behold!

''[Cut to a shot of the robot’s head, arm, and chest. Each part gleams as it is shown.]''

Dr. Fox: (Offscreen.) Shining Mecha Kitty Turbo V!

''[The robot makes a punching pose as a guitar sting plays, with a giant star behind it. Cut to Unikitty and Hawkodile looking out the window.]''

Unikitty: She’s exactly like me…but metal!

Hawkodile: Look at the hydraulics on that thing!

[Cut to Puppycorn and Richard looking out the window.]

Puppycorn: So shiny and chrome!

Richard: Who paid for this?

[Cut to Dr. Fox.]

Dr. Fox: She’s fifteen tons of high-octane…

[Cut to Unikitty popping up.]

Unikitty: Tell me it needs five pilots.

[Cut to Dr. Fox, who is frowning now.]

Dr. Fox: …Nuclear punching power…

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: (Yelling.) Tell me it needs five pilots!

[Cut to Dr. Fox, who looks disinterested.]

Dr. Fox: …And it needs five pilots.

''[Cut to a split-screen of Hawodile in a green triangle, Unikitty in a red triangle, Puppycorn in a yellow triangle, Richard in a black triangle, and Dr. Fox in a blue triangle. Dr. Fox and Richard look disinterested.]''

Unikitty, Puppycorn, and Hawkodile: Oh, snap!

[Cut to the five back in the castle.]

Unikitty: Beam us up, Dr. Fox!

''[Dr. Fox pulls out her flute and plays a tune. The five of them dissolve into a purple-colored and star-filled light. Cut to a blue background, where Dr. Fox flips in and poses.]''

Dr. Fox: I’ll operate the left arm!

''[Dr. Fox is covered in a flash of light, changing her into a blue jumpsuit, as a logo of the left arm appears behind her. Cut to the cockpit of the left arm, which she leaps into, pressing the controls.]''

Dr. Fox: Woot-woot!

[Cut to a green background, where Hawkodile spirals in and poses.]

Hawkodile: And I’m the right arm! Yeah!

''[Hawkodile is covered in a flash of light, changing him into a green jumpsuit, as a logo of the right arm appears behind him. Cut to the cockpit of the right arm, which he leaps into.]''

Hawkodile: Hoo-ah!

[Cut to a yellow background, where Puppycorn floats through, flipping, but not stopping.]

Puppycorn: I got legs! Whoo!

''[Puppycorn slides back in and stops, covering him in a flash of light, changing him into a yellow jumpsuit, as a logo of the legs appears behind him. Cut to the cockpit of the legs, which he leaps into, putting his hands on the levers. Cut to a red background, where Unikitty flips in and poses, stars in her eyes.]''

Unikitty: And I’ll be…the head!

''[Unikitty is covered in a flash of light, changing her into red jumpsuit, as a logo of the head appears behind her. Cut to the cockpit of the head, which she leaps into.]''

Unikitty: Let’s rock and roll!

''[Cut to the face of the robot, whose eyes light up. Cut to Richard, who is in a small box.]''

Richard: Wait, what am I?

[Cut to Dr. Fox.]

Dr. Fox: You’re the appendix! It’s a part that just sits there, and occasionally explodes.

[Cut to the exterior of the robot, where an open hatch on the appendix is shown, with Richard in it.]

Richard: …Why?

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: Great! Let’s go!

''[Cut to the robot rotating. It stops in a worm’s eye view and shines. Arrows pull up, revealing a green, yellow, red, blue, and black stripe. Hawkodile, Dr. Fox, Unikitty, Puppycorn, and Richard appear in the stripes.]''

Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile: Go, Shining Mecha Kitty Turbo V!

Puppycorn: Five!

''[Cut to the robot, which is standing in the field. It suddenly lurches forwards, walking in a crabwalk as its arms flop up and down. It soon flops with its top half on the ground, still walking forwards. It then hops forwards slightly, and then scrapes backwards. Cut to a five-shot panel of the cockpits, as Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile press their buttons and joysticks in confusion and worry, while Richard stares.]''

Dr. Fox: Come on, everyone! Get in sync!

''[Cut to the robot, who leaps up into the air. Cut to the robot in the air, as it punches forwards and kicks forwards.]''

Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile: (Offscreen.) Let’s kick!

''[Cut to the slime monster, who roars. The robot drops down onto it, pushing it back. Cut to the slime monster, who still roars. Cut to the city. The slime monster swipes at the robot, which dodges the hit and uppercuts the slime monster into the air. Cut to a separate part of the city. The robot drops down onto the ground in a splat and then reforms, growling. It sticks its hands into its stomach, pulling out a slime glob in each of them, launching them both towards the robot. Cut to the slime globs flying through the air. Cut to Dr. Fox.]''

Dr. Fox: Not to worry! I’m well-armed!

''[Cut to the robot. The left arm opens its palm up, delivering a light cannon blast. Cut to the two slime globs, as they are both destroyed by two beams of light. Cut to the slime monster, who roars. He extends his arm out far for a punch. Cut to Hawkodile.]''

Hawkodile: Nice try! (Punches his fist.)

[Cut to the robot.]

Hawkodile: (Offscreen, his voice echoed.) Pull shield!

''[The right arm forms into a shield with a smiley face boxing glove on it. The slime arm hits the shield. Cut back to Hawkodile.]''

Hawkodile: The best defense is a good offense. Defense.

''[Cut to Puppycorn. He has both of his hands over his joysticks.]''

Puppycorn: Boom-kaboom! (Pushes joysticks forwards.) I’m gonna kick that booty!

''[Cut to the monster and the robot. The robot jumps up, launching its foot in the opposite direction of the monster.]''

Puppycorn: (Offscreen, his voice echoed.) Hi-ya!

''[The foot flies offscreen. Moments later, it hits the monster from the opposite side, as the robot balances to catch the foot on its leg. Cut to the monster, who roars angrily. It is soon kicked in the air by the robot. Cut to the robot with its leg extended out. Cut to Richard.]''

Richard: Should I be doing something?

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: Nice work, guys! Now, let’s finish this! (Presses a button. Close-up to her with stars in her eyes.) Go, radiant, shimmering, sparkle sword!

''[Cut to the robot, which clasps its hands together above its head, forming a sword out of light. The robot grabs onto the sword as rainbow wings pop out of its back. It leaps up in the air towards the falling slime monster. It slices through the monster, groaning. The robot lands on the street, as the two halves of the monster splat onto the ground. The two halves form into two smaller monsters, which glare at each other. The monsters then cheer, hugging and kissing onto each other as they walk away, holding hands. Cut to the citizens of the town, who cheer. Cut to Dr. Fox.]''

Dr. Fox: Aww, it was just lonely!

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: Hooray! (Hugging the console.) I love you, Shining Mecha Kitty Turbo V!

[Cut to Richard.]

Richard: Well, now that’s over, we best get this thing back in storage.

[Cut to Unikitty, who leaps up from hugging the console.]

Unikitty: What?! No way, Richard! This giant robot’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us! Right, guys?

''[Cut to the four remaining cockpits. Richard is floating and looking unimpressed, while Hawkodile, Puppycorn, and Dr. Fox pop from under theirs.]''

Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile: Yeah!

[Cut to Puppycorn.]

Puppycorn: I could kick it like this all day long!

[Cut to Dr. Fox]

Dr. Fox: This was just a test run! (Starts fiddling with the controls on her console.) There’s so many features I want to add! Like a force field, prism rockets, or a cape!

[Cut to Hawkodile.]

Hawkodile: The Mecha Kitty makes defending the kingdom so easy! I press one button and bam! (Punches a button.) Power fists!

[Cut to Richard.]

Richard: But the monster’s defeated. What could you possibly still need this thing for?

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: We need it for reasons!

[Cut to the four remaining cockpits. Richard is floating and looking unimpressed, while Hawkodile, Puppycorn, and Dr. Fox pop from under theirs.]

Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile: Yeah! Reasons!

Richard: Such as…

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: Uh…

[Cut to the robot, who moves its head as Unikitty talks.]

Unikitty: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed.) Uh…uh, look! (Points, pan out towards an old lady citizen walking across the street.) That old lady’s crossing the street!

''[The robot jumps up offscreen. Cut to the robot jumping in the air. Cut to Unikitty’s head over a red background.]''

Unikitty: I’ll help!

[Hawkodile, Puppycorn, and Dr. Fox’s heads slide in on a green, yellow, and blue background.]

Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile: We’ll help!

[Richard slides in on a black background.]

Richard: No.

''[Cut to the robot jumping down onto the street, causing the old lady to jump up. The robot scoops her up in one of its hands.]''

Old lady: Ooh! What a nice gesture! Reminds me of my grandson!

[The robot lifts the old lady up.]

Old lady: He’s on the honor roll and…

''[The robot throws the old lady. Cut to the old lady flying through the air.]''

Old lady: Ooh, dear me!

[The old lady crashes into the side of a building, as it cracks around her.]

Old lady: Oh, my!

[Cut to Hawkodile.]

Hawkodile: Boom! Total heroes! (Flexes.)

[Cut to Richard.]

Richard: Princess, maybe we shouldn’t use this robot for non-combat purposes.

''[Dr. Fox’s cockpit halves into the screen, pushing Richard slightly out of the way.]''

Dr. Fox: Emergency situation at three o’clock!

''[Cut to the robot, which turns around to look. Cut to a citizen attempting to back out of a parallel parking spot. Cut to Unikitty.]''

Unikitty: Oh, my gosh!

[Cut to outside of the robot, who is pointing at the car.]

Unikitty: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed.) That citizen is about to have an accident!

''[Cut to the driving citizen. She stops driving and waves towards the robot.]''

Driving citizen: No, no! I’m fine! I’ll get it!

[Cut to Dr. Fox.]

Dr. Fox: Activate shoulder launchers!

''[Dr. Fox presses the joystick forwards. Cut to the robot, which extends its arms out. The stars on its shoulders open up, revealing a missile in each of them with a small smile. The missiles launch out with a stream of hearts behind them as the two of them giggle. Cut to the citizen, who cowers and shuts her eyes. The missiles each stop right next to the cars that surround hers and start to cuddle them, still giggling. The two missiles each explode in a mushroom cloud of hearts. After the hearts clear, two smoldering flames are left on the street. The citizen looks around in shock.]''

Driving citizen: Oh, jeez. (Stars driving away, starting to mumble.) Well, at least I can just drive over this. I’ll just…this will be fine.

''[Cut to the robot, who fist pumps into the air, cheering. Cut to Richard.]''

Richard: Unikitty, I really must object. This is not a good use…

[Unikitty’s cockpit halves the screen, pushing Richard slightly out of the way.]

Unikitty: Oh, no! (Cups her hand against her ear.) Did you hear that? A cry for help!

''[Cut to a child citizen in the forest. His pet lizard is on top of a tree.]''

Child citizen: Sebastian, please come down this instance!

''[Cut to Sebastian, who hisses in protest. Cut back to the child.]''

Child citizen: What a rascal!

''[The robot’s foot stomps down near the tree, causing the child to jump up. Pan up to the robot.]''

Unikitty: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed.) Fear not, child!

[Split screen between Unikitty and the robot.]

Unikitty: (Both speaking normally and voice deepened and echoed.) We got this! Guys?

[Puppycorn and Hawkodile slide in with a vertical split screen.]

Puppycorn and Hawkodile: Yes, Captain Princess Unikitty!

[Cut to the robot lifting up one of its legs and grasping the foot with its arm.]

Puppycorn and Hawkodile: (Offscreen.) Begin transformation sequence!

''[The foot blasts out a laser beam from the sole of the foot. The robot lands on the ground in a sitting position, still shooting the laser.]''

Puppycorn and Hawkodile: Ultra Mega Energy Laser Combo Strike! Go!

''[Cut to the forest. The laser beam slices through the trees, as the child ducks down. The trees all fall down, as Sebastian lands on his owner’s head. Cut to the child and Sebastian, who both hiss in anger. Cut to the robot.]''

Puppycorn: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed.) Good work, us!

Hawkodile: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed.) Yeah!

''[The robot high-fives its foot. Cut to Richard.]''

Richard: Princess, I think that’s enough for one day.

[Unikitty split-screen slides down, physically pushing Richard down.]

Unikitty: We can’t stop now, Richard! The world needs this awesome giant robot! We need this awesome giant robot!

[Cut to the robot jumping up in the air.]

Unikitty: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed.) For reasons!

''[The robot shines, which covers the screen. Cut to the robot running through the fields. Cut to Unikitty randomly pressing buttons in her console.]''

Unikitty: (Offscreen.) ♪ Punch! Zap! Pow! Hooray!♪

[Cut to the robot on the top of a mountain.]

Unikitty: (Offscreen.) ♪Mecha Kitty always saves the day!♪

''[Cut to Puppycorn pressing his joysticks forwards. Cut to the robot jumping off of the mountain. Cut to the robot landing in the sea. It surfaces back up, lounging on its back and kicking its feet.]''

Puppycorn: (Offscreen.) ♪Let's fight and right some wrongs.♪

''[Cut to a splitscreen of Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, and Richard in their cockpits. They are each filled with water, as they swim. They are wearing swimsuits instead of their jumpsuits.]''

Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile: (Offscreen.) ♪Stomping around town all day long!♪

[Cut to Hawkodile pressing a button on his console.]

Hawkodile: (Offscreen.) ♪Punching with all my best pals!♪

''[Cut to the robot grabbing two trees and uprooting them. Cut to the robot using the trees like maracas.]''

Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile: (Offscreen.) ♪We’re never leaving this robot now! ♪

[Cut to Dr. Fox working with the joystick on her console.]

Dr. Fox: (Offscreen.) ♪What is danger? I forgot!♪

''[Cut to the robot punching through the wall of the castle. Cut to it cracking an egg in a small frying pan.]''

Dr. Fox: (Offscreen.) ♪’Cause we’ve always got our crazy robot!♪

[Cut to the robot cooking bacon and eggs in the small frying pan with a small spatula.]

Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile: (Offscreen.) ♪Kitty, it’s us and you!♪

''[The robot opens up its mouth, pouring the bacon and eggs into it. Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, and Richard in a split screen. Bacon and eggs rain down on them, as Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox and Hawkodile open up their mouths and catch them, while Richard just stares, letting the food fall on him.]''

Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile: (Offscreen.) ♪Together there’s nothing we can’t do!♪

[Cut to Unikitty asleep in a hammock in her cockpit.]

Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile: (Offscreen.) ♪Shining Mecha Kitty Turbo V,

I love you! ♪

''[Cut to the robot lounging in the middle of the city, as the sun sets. Cut to a screen saying “Months and Months Later” as an airhorn is heard. Cut to Kickflip getting an ice cream from an ice cream vendor.]''

Vendor: (Sticking ice cream cone into Kickflip’s mouth, watching her jump off.) Enjoy your ice cream!

''[A stomping noise is heard, as the shadow of the robot starts to cover the vendor. The vendor look up at the robot.]''

Vendor: Oh! Oh, oh, my! May I help you?

[Cut to the robot.]

Unikitty: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed.) Hi. Yeah. Uh, can I get an orange sherbet with extra crumbles, and uh…

''[Cut to Unikitty’s cockpit. It is covered in splatters of gunk with broken consoles and star mobiles dangling from it. A half-eaten burger is on the console. She is speaking through a microphone.]''

Unikitty: Hey, guys, want anything else?

[Cut to Richard.]

Richard: I want this to end.

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: That’s not an ice cream, Rick! You goobus!

[Cut to the robot.]

Unikitty: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed.) How about raspberry swirls? That sound good? (Raises hand.) Five raspberry swirls, please!

[Cut to the vendor.]

Vendor: Uh, all righty. Let me get those scoops for you. Uh…

''[Pan up to the robot’s hand, which has the palmed opened up, as it vacuums up the ice cream in the stand. The vendor grabs onto the stand as he is pulled up, screaming. The robot stops vacuuming up, landing the vendor onto the stand.]''

Unikitty: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed, in a singsong voice.) Thank you!

''[The robot lifts its hand up, as the vendor sobs. Cut to Unikitty eating the ice cream cone.]''

Unikitty: Perfect treat to end another perfect day of robot patrol!

[Cut to Richard.]

Richard: Princess, we haven’t left the robot in months. This place is becoming unhygienic.

[Cut to Unikitty licking spilled ice cream off of the console.]

Richard: (Offscreen.) Like, really, it stinks in here.

Unikitty: (Leaping up, hearts in her eyes, as sparkle matter shoots out.)That’s because we’ve been all busy having an awesome rad time! Right, guys?

''[Cut to Hawkodile. Some of his controls are broken, oil is splattered onto the console, a burger is on the console, and his arms have atrophied into noodle-like shapes.]''

Hawkodile: Yeah, so awesome! Who needs muscles when I can press a button? (Lifts up one of his arms and presses a button multiple times.) Punch, punch, punch.

''[Cut to Dr. Fox. She has half of her head replaced with a robotic head, a green eye, and a cyborg arm. Her console is broken in places, with spilled coffee and crumbled papers on it.]''

Dr. Fox: I haven’t had to move in so long! I don’t even know where the robot ends (Robotic eye turns red, as her real eye grows dilated and her face stiff. She speaks in a robotic voice.) and I begin!

''[Cut to Puppycorn. His eyes are dilated and he has multiple bags under it. He continues to move the joysticks over and over. His console is broken in various places and a spilled juice box is on it.]''

Puppycorn: (Panting.) So fun, I haven’t slept in thirty-six days! Whoo! (Raises arms, collapses onto the console face-first.)

''[Cut to the robot doing the splits. Cut to Richard.]''

Richard: Princess Unikitty, it’s time. We need to put away the giant robot.

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: What?! No way! We’re not leaving! Not now, (Eyes turn into hearts.) not ever! (Starts slapping random things on the console.) Giant robot fun times forever!

''[Cut to the lockdown button. Unikitty slaps it multiple times, as it starts to crack, eventually breaking as wires fray out.]''

Unikitty: (Offscreen.) Party lockdown!

''[Cut to the front of the head’s cockpit. The door shuts as the lock switches to a glowing “lock” position with a buzzing noise. Cut to the other four cockpits. They all shut doors as their locks switch to a glowing “lock” position with a buzzing noise. Cut to the robot, whose shoulder stars pull open, as rocket-bottomed speakers fly out of it.]''

Unikitty: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed.) Giant robot dance party!

''[Dance music plays as the robot stomps and dances, kicking up dust and debris. Cut to Unikitty.]''

Unikitty: See? Giant robot’s the life of the party?

[Cut to the robot flamenco dancing as flames cover the city.]

Unikitty: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed.) Everybody loves it! Everybody!

''[A murmur is heard, causing the music to stop and the robot to stop dancing, as exclamation points surround its head. Cut to Unikitty, who has question marks and exclamation points surrounding her head.]''

Unikitty: Hey! What happened to the music?

[Cut to the alert siren.]

Siren: Monster alert! Monster alert!

[Cut to a split screen of the five.]

Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile: Monster alert?!

[Zoom in on Unikitty.]

Unikitty: No monster trashes my kingdom! Prepare for battle! (Pulls out a microphone.) Citizens!

[Cut to the robot, as the citizens turn towards it.]

Unikitty: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed.) Fear not! (Leans close to the citizens.) We are here for you!

[The citizens run off, screaming.]

Unikitty: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed.) Huh?

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: I don’t get it. The whole town’s in a panic. But where’s the monster?

''[Cut to a screen view of citizens running. The striped citizen turns around.]''

Striped citizen: There! The monster’s right there!

[Cut to Richard.]

Richard: Don’t you see, Princess?

[Unikitty pushes her split screen into frame, shoving Richard into the corner.]

Unikitty: Not now, Richard! We’ve got to find this monster.

[Cut back to the screen view of citizens running.]

Old lady: I’m so scared of that big thing in the center of town!

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: Wait. But we’re in the center of town!

[Cut to Richard.]

Richard: Princess, that’s…

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: (Sweating.) Richard, please, buddy! I’m trying to piece this together! (Leans on the console.) If we’re in the center of town here, and the pandemonium is all around is…

Craig: (Offscreen.) It’s you, okay?! You!

[Cut to the Craig tapping on the screen.]

Craig: You’re the monster!

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: (Meekly.) Huh?

[Cut to Craig on top of the robot’s head.]

Craig: Believe me; I’ve been up here a long time! I’ve seen the whole thing!

[Cut to Unikitty, who pops up in surprise.]

Unikitty: Wait, we’re the monster?!

''[Cut to the robot, who turns its head, as exclamation points and question marks surround it. Craig off of the head, screaming. Cut to the citizens running through the town screaming, as it is crumbled around them and on fire. Cut to the child citizen, who is screaming, as Sebastian is still on his head. Cut to the ice cream vendor. His cart is broken, and the umbrella is imbedded into his head. He screams, and then shoves a spoonful of ice cream in his mouth. Cut to Unikitty.]''

Unikitty: Oh, no! We did this? We built this robot to fight monsters, but now we are the monster! (Starts to tear up, talks into the microphone.) Citizens, I am so sorry!

[Cut to the robot stomping around.]

Unikitty: (Offscreen, voice deepened and echoed.) Hurry, kids, back away!

''[Cut to the driving citizen, who is parked in her car, staring up. She screams as she jumps out of her car, as the robot crushes it. Cut to Unikitty.]''

Unikitty: We got to get out of here!

[Cut to Richard.]

Richard: Just release the locks and we can exit the robot in an orderly fashion.

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: Right! The locks!

''[Unikitty reaches to press the lockdown button, but pauses. Cut to the lockdown button, still frayed with wires and sparking. Cut to Puppycorn.]''

Puppycorn: We’re trapped in here?!

[Cut to Hawkodile futilely hitting at the locked door.]

Hawkodile: Curse these floppy noodles!

[Cut to Dr. Fox.]

Dr. Fox: Who’s going to stop this rampaging robot?

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: We’ve got no choice! We have to fight ourselves!

''[Cut to Unikitty’s head in the center of the screen. Hawkodile, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Richard pop up around it.]''

Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile: Yeah, okay! I guess that makes sense!

Richard: Sure.

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: Hawkodile! Show us what we’re made of!

[Cut to Hawkodile, who is pressing a button.]

Hawkodile: On it! Activate! Piston pumps pummeling!

''[Cut to the robot punching itself in the face as a clanking noise is heard. Cut to Unikitty.]''

Unikitty: Dr. Fox, whatcha got?

[Cut to Dr. Fox.]

Dr. Fox: How about 3,000 giga volts of justice? (Voice grows robotic, as her robot eye glows red and her normal eye dilates, while she pushes buttons on the console.) Activate.

[Cut to the hand of the robot, which pulses with electricity.]

Dr. Fox: (Offscreen, voice robotic.) Super Spark Storm Hand.

''[The robot touches itself with the electric hand, which causes it to shudder and pulse with electricity. Cut to Unikitty.]''

Unikitty: Puppycorn?

[Cut to Puppycorn, who is pushing his joysticks back and forth.]

Puppycorn: Something, something, kick thing!

''[Cut to the robot, who leaps up and kicks itself in the face, as it falls on its back. Cut to Unikitty.]''

Unikitty: Not enough! Unload everything you’ve got!

''[Cut to the robot punching its face with both hands, causing it to crumple. Cut to the robot flying face-first into the ground, causing its face to crumple more. Cut to the robot kicking its face. Cut to the robot dragging its face on the grass as it walks. Cut to Dr. Fox.]''

Dr. Fox: It’s not working! We haven’t even made a scratch!

[Cut to Unikitty.]

Unikitty: Okay, we’ve asked for it!

''[Cut to a triangle split screen of all five colors. Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, and Richard all slide in.]''

Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, and Richard: Mega Robot Giggle Missile!

''[Cut to the robot’s chest heart opening up as a hatch. A giant smiley-faced missile loads out of it, shooting up into the air. Cut to the robot jumping into the air, flying towards it with a fist extended. Cut to the missile, who is giggling, as it turns around. Cut to the back of the robot, as it aims towards the missile. Cut to the face of the robot. Cut to the missile, who coos. Cut to a split screen of Richard, Hawkodile, Unikitty, Dr. Fox, and Puppycorn, who stare in anticipation. Cut to the robot, who closes its eyes. Cut to the robot connecting with the missile. A giant explosion with rings appears, sending out debris and the ring across the city. Cut to the citizens.]''

Citizens: Ooh!

''[Cut to rubble falling on the ground. The robot jumps down, unharmed and shines. Cut to Richard, Hawkodile, Unikitty, Dr. Fox, and Puppycorn, who all talk over each other, angry and annoyed. Cut to Dr. Fox.]''

Dr. Fox: I’m sorry, Unikitty! Shining Mecha Kitty Turbo V is just too strong! If only there was something to make her explode.

''[Cut to Richard, as his console is heard beeping. He turns to his console. Cut to the console, which just has a large red button and says “Appendix self destruct”.]''

Robotic voice: Appendix self destruct.

[Cut to Richard.]

Richard: Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.

[Close up cut to Unikitty’s face.]

Unikitty: (Yelling.) Do it, Richard!

''[Cut to Richard, who sighs in exhaustion. He presses the button with his side. Cut to the robot. It suddenly explodes into various pieces, as a guitar sting is heard. Cut to the citizens looking in shock. Cut to the skyline of the city, where the explosion is seen. Hawkodile, Richard, Unikitty, Dr. Fox, and Puppycorn land on the ground in poses, as rainbow explosions appear behind them. Cut to the citizens, who are cheering.]''

Theodore: They did it!

Striped citizen: They stopped the giant robot from…itself?

Craig: By itself?

Old lady: Yay?

''[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, and Richard, who stare up at the robot in sadness. Fireworks go off in the distance.]''

Dr. Fox: My octane beauty!

''[Hawkodile puts a hand on Dr. Fox’s shoulder. Cut to Unikitty.]''

Unikitty: (Cheeks shaped like frowny faces.) Goodbye, giant robot! You were the coolest thing I’ve ever seen! (Closes eyes as tears well up.) Clearly, you were too much for this world.

''[Cut to the backs of the five. A firework in the shape of the robot’s head explodes in the sky. The five of them turn around.]''

Unikitty: Hey, you guys wanna get some raspberry swirls?

[Richard starts to float away.]

Puppycorn, Dr. Fox, and Hawkodile: Yeah! Right! Raspberries!

''[The others walk off. Cut to Richard, who is cleaning a toilet. He turns to the camera.]''

Richard: Oh, hi. (Places toilet brush onto the lid of the seat.) You know, we had a lot of fun today and we also learned a lot about appendixes.

''[Dr. Fox, now in her normal outfit, slides down from the top of the screen, holding onto a slide with a large intestine and a smiley-faced appendix on it, with the parts pointed out.]''

Dr. Fox: A ruptured appendix is no laughing matter.

Richard: (Popping up.) If you ever feel extreme abdominal pain, you should talk to a doctor immediately.

Dr. Fox: A doctor like me! Who can then refer you to a different, more suitable doctor, as I am not licensed to practice medicine.

Richard: Remember…

Richard and Dr. Fox: If your appendix is in trouble, see a doctor on the double!

[The two of them go back-to-back with each other, as a graphic of Unikitty’s head with a rainbow trailing behind it flies on screen, winking.]