Michelle Ride Again (Part 1)

D.J.: [to Kimmy] Wow, you have a date and a dress. So far, my prom’s looking like a bag of chips and our remote control.

Kimmy: That’s because you spent the whole year dating Nelson and Viper. Nobody knows you’re available.

Morgan: Enjoy your little fantasy, because in reality, my Elizabeth wins this competition every year.

Danny: Oh, really? Well, not this year, because Michelle Tanner's gonna kick your butt!

Michelle: What if I don't win?

Danny: Don't worry, honey. Winning is not everything.

Michelle: I'm glad to hear that.

Danny: Yeah. As long as you beat that Elizabeth girl with the loudmouth mother.

Joey: You know what, Jess? If we're gonna be on live TV with professional wrestlers, I've gotta go find my tights, because otherwise, I'm gonna have to shave my legs!

Jesse: God, I hope he finds them.

Michelle: [to Elizabeth] Riding used to be fun.

Elizabeth: Yeah, before parents got involved.

[Michelle and Elizabeth are riding when they notice a log up ahead...]

Michelle: I like riding a horse when you don't have to win anything.

Elizabeth: Yeah, it's so cool. Hey, wanna jump that log?

Michelle: Yeah, let's do it.

[Michelle's horse stands up and bucks, and she gets thrown off and takes a hard fall that knocks her out cold and leaves her unconscious. She lies on the ground without moving...]

Elizabeth: Michelle! [She hops off her horse and tends to her now ex-competitor.] Michelle! Michelle, are you okay? Michelle, wake up! [Then the three men come riding towards the girls...] Michelle, wake up! [to the guys] She fell off her horse.

Danny: Michelle? Don't move her.

Jesse: She must have hit her head.

Joey: Oh my gosh, what happened? Is she okay?

Danny: I don't know. Michelle, do you hear me? Honey? [Michelle doesn't respond.]