Home Run King


 * Becky: Dad, I'm home! And I'm a winner!
 * Tim: What's this about my daughter being a winner?!
 * Becky: Check it out! I got straight A's on my report card, I won a blue ribbon at the science fair. I'm the Tri-City Vocab Bee Champion, and that's not all!
 * Tim: That's not all?! TJ, did you win something too?!
 * TJ: No. This... is... Becky's.
 * Tim: Hmm. "This award-award is presented to the student who wins the most awards." Well, Becky, if there's one thing you're good at, it's being good at everything. Way to go!
 * TJ: Yeah, Becky's amazing at everything.
 * Tim: Oh! By the way, Becky, you have extraordinary posture today.
 * Becky: Aw, thanks, dad.
 * Tim: Argh! That is it! Why does Becky always get the best?! It's totally unfair! It's like I don't exist! What about me, Dad?! What am I the best at?!
 * Tim: Now, TJ, you're the best at lots of things.
 * TJ: Name one.
 * Tim: Um, you're pretty good at arguing?
 * TJ: I am not! I'm going to my baseball game.
 * Tim: You're our family's best door slammer? No?