The Stolen Cartoons

Mic: Direct from Downtown Main Street, it's "Disney's House of Mouse."

And now, keep your hands and arms inside the house at all times, its Mickey Mouse!

Mickey: Hey there, everybody! Good to see you. Welcome to the house! Today, we got a show that won't be forgotten. Unlike our electric bill.

Minnie: Horace, lights!

Horace: Out of the way, Dumbo!

Wow, looks like we got a full house.

Goofy: Who ordered the chips?

2 of Spades Card: Pick a card, any card.

Now I want to remind everyone of the House of Mouse rules: No smoking, no villain esteems, and no guests eating other guests.

Max: Hmm

Magic Mirror: save it, queenie, everyone's fairer than you.

Donald: How are you doing? Welcome to my club.

Daisy: Sorry, Mr. Jafar, you don't have a reservation.

Mater: I do have a reservation.

Have a nice time.

... the Beast, Aladdin and Jasmine, and uh, ooh, I see the Three Little Pigs are in the house. Hey, Lumiere, thanks for being my guest.

Look at him, that show off! I should be running this club.

Now Donald, it is the House of Mouse. Maybe you'll get your chance some day.

So, strap yourselves in for a great show. We got a couple of cartoons, and the amazing House of Mouse band, the Quackstreet Boys!

Pete: Out of my way eclipse.

Wait, you need a reservation.