Venom Bomb


 * Harry Osborn: Oh, yeah, how?


 * S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent: Huh?
 * (Symbiote attached to S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents)
 * All: Aah!
 * Computer: Alert. Alert. Lab security breach.
 * Nick Fury: Initiate space-carrier separation sequence. Take this ship into orbit.
 * Spider-Man: That's not good. I'll be back.
 * Dr. Octopus: Wait! Don't leave me in here.
 * Spider-Man: Uh, that doesn't sound good.
 * S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent: No. No. Stay back, Spider-Man.
 * (Symbiote attahed to S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent)
 * Spider-Man: Oh, no. Venom. Huh? Make that Venoms. Whoa. I can't go all super-spidey on 'em. It's not Venom. It's people infected by Venom. People that I work with. Come on, guys. Follow me. See ya. wouldn't wanna be ya. Thankfully, these S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents are good but not that good. I'm lucky it isn't someone like... Coulson?
 * Phil Coulson: Spider-Man. Don't let the symbiote get-- [Roars]
 * Spider-Man: I hate to say something nice about you, Coulson, but you're pretty tough. Whoa. A high school principal that's also a top level S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent. This isn't gonna be easy. I need to take him out without hurting him. I need a distraction--
 * Nick Fury: Coulson, either stand down, or I'll take you down.
 * Spider-Man: Right on. Now, let him attack me.
 * Nick Fury: Him attack you?
 * Spider-Man: Trust me.
 * Symbiote Phil Coulson: [Roars]
 * Spider-Man: Hey, Coulson, tour momma sews smelly socks. Nick! I thought for sure you'd been--- (Symbiote attached to Nick Fury) Turned into my worst nightmare. I definity prefer having trying to run my life instead of trying to end it. So Fury's taught me a lot of things since I joined S.H.I.E.L.D. But the one thing Fury never taught me, was how to defeat Nick Fury.
 * S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent: Agent, double up the security on the Goblin. I don't want-- [Screams]
 * Symbiote S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents: [Growling]
 * Green Goblin: Well done. Excellent. DO not forget your purpose. You need freed your new master.
 * Symbiote S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents: [Together] Master.
 * Spider-Man: So, yeah, fighting Nick Fury when not taken over sludge would be tough enough, but this is impossible. Come on, Nick. I need your help here. I can't do this without you.
 * Nick Fury: Taser Webs, Hoo-hah.
 * Spider-Man: Taser Webs. Thanks, Mini Nicky.
 * Nick Fury: Opp, gotta go. [Growling]
 * Spider-Man: There he is. C'mon Fury. Fight it.
 * Nick Fury: Ahh!
 * Spider-Man: It's not enough energy. Now what? Just for the record, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts him, and it's really going to hurt him. [Grunting]
 * Symbiote Nick Fury: [Roaring] [Groaning] Don't let up. It's the only way to keep it off me.
 * Spider-Man: Uh-oh.
 * (Symbiote attacked to Nick Fury)
 * Spider-Man: Okay, guess it's gonna take a little more than that. Time for Plan B.
 * Symbiote Phil Coulson: [Roars]
 * Doctor Octopus: [Grunts] Get off me, you diseased maniac.
 * Green Goblin: Is that your professional opinion, Doctor? You will finally pay for what you have done to me.
 * Symbiote S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents: [Growl]
 * Green Goblin: You can run, but you can't hide, Octavius.
 * Spider-Man: Remember this little piece of hardware? Here goes nothing.
 * (Iron Spider Armor attacted to Spider-Man)
 * Iron Spider: That's right. It's your Friendly Neighborhood, Fully-Armored teched out, kick-butt, Iron Spider. Time to save the day.
 * Green Goblin: I will have my revenge on everyone who has wronged me, including you.
 * Computer: Attention, ALl S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel. Tri-Carrier Security Systems have been compromised. Automated self-destruction failsafe sequence has been initiated.
 * Iron Spider: Oh, great/ How much worse can it get?
 * Doctor Octopus: Please, I need my arms.
 * Iron Spider: Working on it. But you still need to do something for me.
 * Doctor Octopus: Anything.
 * Iron Spider: I need a lab flunky to help me whip up a Venom antidote, and you've been elected.
 * Doctor Octopus: Lab assistant? I can easily produce my own formula.
 * Iron Spider: Whatever. Let's move it.
 * Green Goblin: Time to get serious. Come. Join me.
 * (Symbiote attached to Green Goblin)
 * Goblin-Venom: [Laughs]
 * Doctor Octopus: Ah, there they are.
 * Iron Spider: Okay, but if I see you doing your typical super-villain shtick with 'em. I'll send you back and feed you to the Goblin.
 * Dr. Octopus: [Laughs]
 * Iron Spider: [Shudders] Yuck. Never mind the family reunion. Let's get to work.
 * Dr. Octopus: This is very difficult work. I am most likely the only person alive who could perform this procedure. Now where is the--
 * Iron Spider: You mean this?
 * Dr. Octopus: Yes, that's exactly. As I was saying, The precise chemical combination that will--
 * Iron Spider: You'll need some of this, too.
 * Dr. Octopus: Yes, very good, Spider-Man. I am surprised at your ability. You are quite adequate... as an assistant, that is.
 * Iron Spider: Did he just call me an asistant?
 * Dr. Octopus: Spi-Gor. Bring me the secret formula.
 * Spi-Gor: Yes, Master.
 * Iron Spider: Yeah, right. Hey, I told you. I've actually produced my own Anti-Venom before.
 * Dr. Octopus: A valiant effort, I'm sure. But this is different. The Goblin is different. True balance is what is needed here.
 * Iron Spider: What a team, huh?
 * Goblin-Venom: [Roars]
 * Dr. Octopus: There is your enemy. Destroy him first.
 * Iron Spider: Someone justput the "I" in "Team."
 * Goblin-Venom: [Roars] Look at what I have become.
 * Iron Spider: I really liked him better when he was good ol' stormin' Norman...
 * Dr. Octopus: Keep him occupied while I finish the Anti-Venom.
 * Iron Spider: Why do I always have to keep the giant, evil, spider-creature occupied?
 * Dr. Octopus: Bond the free radicals. Start chain reaction. Rearrangment sequence. Anti-Catalyst cell infusion. I'm trying to work.
 * Iron Spider: I'm not on recess, you know.
 * Goblin-Venom: Your time is up, Spider.
 * Iron Spider: IF you say so. Tag, Green goopy-goop you're it.
 * Dr. Octopus: Six grams, yes. Initiate formula synthesis.
 * Iron Spider: Are we close?
 * Dr. Octopus: Genius cannot be rushed.
 * Computer: Attention. Tri-Carrier self-distruct sequence countdown has begun...
 * Iron Spider: Huh? The clock's ticking.
 * Goblin-Venom: [Snarls]
 * Iron Spider: Gotta lead him back to the lab. Hopefully Ock will be ready.
 * Goblin-Venom: End of the line, Hero. Now, I am ultimate power incarnate.
 * Iron Spider: Hey, Doc, I'm running out of running room.
 * Dr. Octopus: I'm almost done. Just one last thing.
 * Iron Spider: You need to synthesize it.
 * Dr. Octopus: I know. Done. Now, where are you?
 * Iron Spider: Doc. Release it now.
 * Goblin-Venom: You. You're nothing. Give me that.
 * Dr. Octopus: No.
 * Iron Spider: Nuh-uh, Ock. You're gonna have to share your toys with everybody.
 * Goblin-Venom: [Roaring]
 * Dr. Octopus: [Laughs]
 * Nick Fury: [Panting]
 * Goblin-Venom: [Roars]
 * Iron Spider: Mr. Osborn. It worked all around.
 * Dr. Octopus: Just remember, this you wanted this, but the consequences of seperating Venom from it's host-- I'd prefer not to be around for them.
 * Iron Spider: We've still got a ship to save.
 * Dr. Octopus: Cured or not, they can all burn when this craft destroys itself. Goodbye, Spider-Man.
 * Iron Spider: Okay, what did he mean by "Consequences"?
 * Norman Osborn: Spider-Man... What's happening?
 * Iron Spider: Should've gone to the bathroom before I suited up. Wait. That's it. Go to the bathroom. Computer, open airlock JP 12 and flush the main lab. I can't take much of this. My armor's taking too much damage. What? Not now. I got one chance to get this right. Gonna fire everything at once. I really hope this works. Uh-oh. I did it. I;m the man.
 * Computer: Alert. alert. Tri-Carrier will self-destruct in five seconds four.
 * Iron Spider: You gotta be kidding me. Come on.
 * Computer: Two...
 * Iron Spider: I give up.
 * Nick Fury: Not today.
 * Computer: Automated self-destruct sequence aborted. Have a nice day.
 * Nick Fury: That automation's a little too sensitive for my tastes.
 * Iron Spider: Hey, Fury, can someone plug in my suit? Battery's low.
 * Harry Osborn: What do you want?
 * Spider-Man: I-- uh, I got some news about your dad.
 * Harry Osborn: What?
 * Spider-Man: I said I would do everything I could to help him, and that's what I'm doing.
 * Harry Osborn: Take me to where my father is... Wherever he is.
 * Spider-Man: Sorry, Harry, I can't do that. But for now, I can't at least show you now he's doing.
 * Harry Osborn: Is he... Is he okay?
 * Spider-Man: He still needs a lot of recovery time, but he should be all right. You;ll be with him soon. I promise.
 * Harry Osborn: I'll believe that when it happens. [Sighs] Everything's changed now. Feels like it'll never be like it was.
 * Spider-Man: But maybe he's right. Maybe everything has changed.
 * Nick Fury: (On Watch) There's lots of damage, but we'll get the ship back into shape in no time. Lately we've had lots of practice this thing back together.
 * Spider-Man: Oh, not to rain on your parade, but do we have any idea want happened to Doc Ock? Last I saw, we'd hopped in an escape pod...
 * Nick Fury: (On Watch) Our tracking lost him somewhere over North America...
 * Spider-Man: Oh, great. It never stops, does it?
 * Nick Fury: (On Watch) You did a great job, Kid. You saved the day.
 * Spider-Man: Really? Doesn't feel like it.
 * Nick Fury: You single-handedly took on Venom and the Goblin and won. But even more importantly, The thing that I'm even more proud of... is you didn't give up on a friend. When everyone else gave up on Norman, including me, you stuck to your guns to help him. Now what's being a hero.
 * Spider-Man: So... We won this time, right?
 * Nick Fury: (On Watch) Yeah. This time we did.
 * Spider-Man: Okay. I'll take it.