Naked Ambition


 * Peggy Hill: Bobby, have you seen Luanne?
 * Bobby: No, she's my cousin. I'm gonna ride home with Joseph.
 * Joseph: Oh, man. What did she look like? Come on, come on.
 * Bobby: I don't think about it.
 * Joseph: She's got big boobs, doesn't she?
 * Bobby: Yes!
 * Joseph: I knew it!
 * Bobby: Luanne is practically my sister. I'm not supposed to see her in that state of affairs! I just gotta get that picture out of my head.
 * Joseph: Put it in my head! Tell me everything! Was she wearing high heels?
 * Bobby: She wasn't wearing anything!
 * Joseph: Oh, man! I'm gonna picture her in high heels.


 * Luanne: Good night, Uncle Hank, Aunt Peggy.
 * Joseph: She's going to bed. Maybe I could see her naked when she's changing.
 * Bobby: I wish you could get that excited about my math homework.
 * Joseph: Going to be, Luanne?
 * Luanne: Nope. First I got to shower.
 * Bobby: Joseph, my parents are down the hall.
 * Joseph: Why don't your doors have keyholes?
 * Bobby: You're starting to creep me out. Now, go home. (Gasps)
 * Luanne: Bobby, It's perfectly natural to want to see a woman naked. But I am your cousin. Now, the first time was an accident. But If I catch you again, You are going to hell.
 * Bobby: Are you crazy? We're going to get caught. I could go to hell.
 * Joseph: I can't help myself. I got a monkey on my back and it wants to see Luanne naked.
 * Bobby: Okay, one quick look and then you go home.
 * Joseph: Ah, I can't see anything. It's all fogged up.
 * Bobby: Too bad. She likes hot showers.
 * Joseph: Does she?
 * Bobby: Give me those.


 * Bobby: I accidentally saw Luanne naked at the river and I told Joseph and he got jealous 'cause he's in love with her and then he wanted to see her naked and I said okay but just for a little and then you caught us.


 * Joseph: Honest, Connie, we weren't looking at you. We're looking at--


 * Kahn: So, how was date with Chane...? (Gasps)
 * Connie: Kahn, what's going... no!


 * Bobby: Dad, what are you doing here?
 * Hank: I was just getting the guys out of the insane asylum. What are you doing here?


 * Kahn: I see you! Kahn see everything! You know, you're too big to be spanked you dirty little hillbilly.
 * (As Kahn looks in the Hill house from his ladder, Luanne emerges from the shower.)
 * Luanne: Aaagh! Aunt Peggy, Mr. Kahn saw me naked!
 * Joseph (overhearing): Aw, Oh, man...!