The REAL Ending of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

(Scene starts off at the end of the Film with Wily Wonka and Charlie Bucket in the glass elevator.)

Willy Wonka: I'm giving you the Chocolate factory Charlie.

Charlie: Oh gosh! Why?!

Willy Wonka: You have a trusting heart my child. (Pulls out a contract) Just sign here...

(Charlie takes out a pencil and signs the contract. The scene cuts to Charlie in a Courtroom, Gavel bangs.)

Judge: Charles Bucket, As the legal owner of the Chocolate factory you are held responsible for the deaths and/or maiming of Augustus Gloop, Veruca Salt, Mike Teevee and Violet Beauregarde. You've won an golden ticket to the electric chair. Do you have anything to say?

Charlie: I'll see Mr Wonka in Hell your honour!

Judge: Noted.

(Bangs gavel then cuts to Wonka in a relaxation centre getting a back massage.)

Wily Wonka: Hmm, murdering children was fun while it lasted but I can live with this too.

Nurse: Finger in your snozzberry sir?

(Wonka nods and the nurse shoves her finger up his ass and he groans in pleasure.)