Sample


 * [Stitch receives a letter]
 * Stitch': Mmm.... Akeba? [hands the letter to Lilo]
 * Lilo: It's from the lady at the animal shelter where we adopted you. It says it's time for your shots.
 * Stitch: Oh, okay... BU-BYE!!! [dashes away]
 * Lilo: Oh, no you don't! [chases after Stitch]


 * Lilo: Stitch, come down! If you don't get your shots, you could catch a mutating virus!
 * Stitch Naga shots! Ouchie!
 * Lilo: Okay. How about this? If you come down and get your shots, you can have coconut cake for breakfast?
 * Stitch: Coconut cake and coffee?
 * Lilo: Deal!


 * [Gantu is listening to a self-motivating CD]
 * Instructor: And in order to achieve success, you must never accept failure. Tell yourself that you are a door!
 * Gantu: I am a door.
 * Instructor: Louder! Make you mama proud!
 * Gantu: I AM A DOOR!!
 * 625: Hey, doo-boy, could you keep it down? I'm trying to savor a salami sub in here.
 * Computer: Warning. Experiment 258 activated. Primary function: sonic annoyance.
 * Gantu: Hmmm.... "Drives people mad by sampling sounds and repeating them in an endless grating rhythm. 625, today I will be successful. I'm ordering you to not let me back in the ship unless I have captured that experiment. Remember, no matter what I say, no matter how much I implore you, do not let me back in unless I've captured the experiment.
 * 625: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah. That'll work.
 * Gantu: I heard that!


 * [Susan calls in Merwin and Dean from the Alien Convention after receiving Sample]
 * Merwin: We're here to see the something.
 * Susan: If you guys are alien hunters, why are you dressed like aliens?
 * Dean: Well, we're going to an alien's convention, and so my mom made me these costumes out of her old trailer on...
 * Merwin: [elbows Dean] Infiltrate and assimilate, ma'am. These costumes allow us to walk among the E.T.'s undetected.


 * [Merwin and Dean chase Lilo and Stitch after they grab Sample]
 * Merwin: So, thought you could hide, huh? Sorry, kids, this little alien is...
 * Gantu: Mine!
 * Merwin: Another one!
 * Dean: And he's big! Outer-space big!
 * Merwin: Forget these little guys! Let's bag him!
 * Stitch: Okeetaka! [he and Lilo run off with Sample]
 * [Merwin and Dean corner Gantu]
 * Gantu: Out of my way, Earth forms!
 * Dean: [pointing his stick at Gantu] Hold it right there, alien!
 * Gantu: A plasma-converting pulse cannon 9000 series. The most feared weapon in the galaxy! Only one known counter-measure: RUN!!! [runs away]
 * Merwin: That alien totally thinks your ray gun is real. What's it made of?
 * Dean: Toilet paper rolls and aluminum foil.
 * Merwin: Cool!


 * [Gantu runs back to his ship and bangs on the entrance]
 * Gantu: 625, open the door!
 * Reuben: Uh, where's the experiment?
 * Gantu: What?!
 * Reuben: Sorry, squidly. Can't let you in without the experiment. Hey, your orders.
 * Gantu: By the fires of the planet Krimlatt, I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR--
 * Merwin: I think he went that way.


 * [Gantu captures Stitch and Sample and heads to the Alien Convention with Merwin and Dean]
 * Lilo: Gantu, you can't let'em take you to the Alien Convention! They'll tell everybody you're an alien!
 * Gantu: Correction, they'll tell everybody you're aliens.
 * Lilo: But we made a deal.
 * Gantu: And I made a new deal. I affect your capture, you two appear in the alien demonstration of the convention, and they and then they hand 258 over to me.
 * Stitch: Egaba! Toobiteeba!
 * Gantu: Quiet, trog, or he'll turn that plasma cannon on you!


 * [Jumba and Pleakley come to the Alien Convention; Pleakley is wearing Galactic Federation uniform]
 * Jumba: Is my hair on straight?
 * Pleakley: That's better, but you don't need it. I feel completely at home here.
 * Jumba: Ha! You say. I think you are sticking out like sore thumb.
 * [as soon as they enter the convention, they see many people dressed as aliens]
 * Pleakley: Greetings, fellow aliens!
 * Jumba: Then again, maybe is my that is sticking and soring.


 * Announcer: Greetings, aliens and spacemen. Can I have your attention? Right on this stage, for a second year in a row, Merwin and Dean and their real live aliens from outer space! Space... space.. space...
 * Fan: [sarcastically] Oh, this oughta be good.
 * Pleakley: What's so special about aliens? We're all real live aliens here!
 * Fan: [fake cough] What a geek!


 * Merwin: Fellow believers, I, Merwin Finklestein, professional alien hunter, am proud to present, a real live alien!
 * [the curtain rises to reveal Gantu who failed to capture Stitch and Sample]
 * Gantu: But we had a deal!
 * Merwin: Yeah, we did. But you let those other two get away, so you're going to take their place.
 * Gantu: Oh, you think so? [Dean points his stick at him] Okay, okay! Just be careful with that thing!
 * Pleakley: Oh, no! You were right! They're big nasty alien hunters with a big nasty plasma-converter pulse cannon, and you and I are in big trouble!
 * Jumba: Bah! Big hunters are big phonies, and so is gun. Looks like plasma-converter 9000 series, but is obvious fake.
 * Lilo: See, Stitch? Never bale out on a deal, because what goes around comes around.