No Questions Asked


 * [Lily complains to the manager about Room 13]
 * Manager: So you're saying you didn't order room service and you didn't order Prison Sluts 9?
 * Lily: I'm saying I did not order room service.


 * [When Ted learns why Marshall never gave Lily a No Questions Asked, he asks to talk to Lily.]
 * Lily: You want to tell me what's going on?
 * Marshall: Yes, I was offered a judgeship in New York and I took it even though we agreed to move to Rome. I'm gonna be a judge. [pause] Lily?
 * Lily: You know Marshall, I don't believe in ghosts and I'm not sure anyone died in our room... but someone's going to.