That's My Television

(The episode starts at the Convention Center. A lot of people are gathered around inside)

Television CEO: Alright, That's My Television fans, are you excited to be here?

(Everyone cheers)

Television CEO (continued): Well you should be, because in a moment, your favorite 80's television star RGB2 will be raffling off the first, and only autograph of his long and illustrious career.

(Everyone cheers again) 

Television CEO (continued): But first, some of your favorite RGB2 moments!

(A big screen shows some scenes from That's My Television)

RGB2: I hope you saved room for dessert!

Dad: RGB2, "room for dessert" doesn't actually mean a whole room full of dessert!

(RGB2 makes a dumbfounded face expression. The people laugh in the background

Boy: I wanna watch football!

Girl: I wanna watch dancing!

RGB2: Hey, come on,  it's my turn to drive.

Fans: (Laughs).

Girl: (cries) My parents never let me do anything!

RGB2: Well, I hope you saved room for dessert.

(Gives cake to the girl, then she hugs RGB2).

TV: Awww.

Fans: (laughs).

Television  CEO: And the man of the hour: RGB2.

(RGB2 enters the room, and fans cheer).

RGB2: Hey everyone I hope you saved room for dessert!

(Fans cheers again).

Television CEO: And now what you all been waiting for.

(lady turns handle and gets a ticket). And the winning number is 2-7-5-1.

Mordecai and Rigby: Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa--!

(They run up a lady breaks her green item in anger).

Male RGB2 fan: I'll kill them!

Mordecai and Rigby: ooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Hi Mr. RGB2.

RGB2: Hey guys! thanks for watching the show. (He sign's box set) Here you go.

Mordecai and Rigby: Thanks! (They read the box set).

RGB2: (whispers) Meet me in the bathroom.

(Fans start applauding in the background while RGB2 leaves)

RGB2: Alright thanks for coming out everyone. Thanks for being fans I love you all.

(Scene cuts to the bathroom. Mordecai and Rigby enter.)

Rigby: Mr. RGB2, are you in here?

RGB2: Get in here, quick.

(They see RGB2 in one of the stalls.)

Rigby: What's going on? How come you didn't sign the box set?

RGB2: Look, I'm sorry about that, but I really need your help right now.

Mordecai: Why? What's the matter?

RGB2: I'm being held prisoner.

Rigby: By who?

RGB2: The studio executives.

(A short montage shows RGB2 starring in a show, rolling on the red carpet while fans took pictures of him, the CEO announcing the series revival, and RGB2 being "locked up" by his contracts.)

RGB2 (continued): It all started when the show became a hit. The studio kept me around for personal appearances, studio tour sightings, guest box, the works. When the series revival was announced, I had enough and turned it down. But the execs refused to let me out of my contract. I'm forced to be a prisoner of the studio for the rest of my days.

Mordecai: That's so messed up! You don't have any idea how many times I've had a bad day and the only thing that would make me feel better was watching your show.

Rigby: Yeah! Or how many times your show was a perfect excuse not to do my homework.

Mordecai: Mr. RGB2, is there anything we can do to help?

RGB2: Thanks, guys. You know I always told myself that if I ever got out of here, there's one place I'd like to go.

Rigby: Where's that?

RGB2: To see the Pine Mountains.

(Mordecai and Rigby look at each other and go, 'Hmm! Hmm!' )

Mordecai: Dude, we're gonna bust you out of here.

Rigby: Yeah! And you're gonna see those mountains!

(RGB2 smiles. We see the CEO with the other officers.)

Television CEO: Where's RGB2?

Executive #1: He's still in the bathroom, sir.

Television CEO: (heads to the bathroom door) Out of my way! (goes into the bathroom and opens a stall, only to find it empty) He's gone!

(Cut to the outside of YZB Studios. Mordecai, Rigby and RBG2 go into a trailer.)

RGB2: We don't have much time. They never leave me in here for more than two minutes. (opens a mini fridge of 80's Air cans and pulls one out)

Mordecai: What are those?

RGB2: It's air from the 80s. If I don't breathe it, I'll die.