The Magician's Code Part 1


 * [Barney tries to ask the bus driver to drive to the hospital where Lily is giving birth]
 * Barney: Sir, this man is having a baby tonight. Instead of going to St Marcus Hospital, we're going to Buffalo - and I've seen women from there, the city's aptly named. Look, I'm a screw-up; I'm having something special with this girl Quinn and I ruined it. But this guy [gestures to Marshall], he's done everything right. He's been loving and devoting since he was 18 years old. There are a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them. He deserves to be at the birth of his son. So what do you say?
 * Driver: Unless it's an emergency, I'm not allowed to stop so sit down, watch Cocoon 2, and shut up!


 * [Marshall finally appears in Lily's room as baby is about to be delivered]
 * Marshall: In return for him getting me here, I may have promised Barney that our son's middle name will be - wait for it -
 * Lily: I can't wait. What is the name?
 * Marshall: The name is Wait For It.
 * Lily: [screams while pushing] AAGHH....THAT IS THE COOLEST MIDDLE NAME OF ALL TIME!!!