The Rebound Girl


 * [Marshall talks to Lily about selling the house she inherited from her grandparents]
 * Marshall: Baby, your grandparents gave you this house outright. The way I see it, we have five options: number one, sell it. Number two, year-round haunted house. Three, giant fence around the perimeter. Chimp sanctuary, there's a swing around the backyard. Four, we destroy it with sledgehammers. I like four.
 * Lily: Or five, we move in, raise our children, make this our family home.
 * Marshall: 'Till they graduate, and we destroy it with sledgehammers....as a family.


 * [Barney talks to Robin, who just locked herself up at a bathroom]
 * Barney: Are we still friends?
 * Robin: Hope so.
 * Barney: Good. [sits on bathtub] 'Cause get this, Ted almost adopted a baby. [scoffs] Crazy, right? Poor guy's going through some stuff. He actually tried to rope me into it. Can you imagine me being someone's dad?
 * Robin: I'm pregnant. [Barney, non-plussed, looks at Robin]