The Lighthouse


 * [Lily's angry over Ted's insistence about bringing Cassie to the lighthouse]
 * Lily: Pull your head out of your ass, Mosby! Do you think Marshall always makes me happy? Sometimes, being him is a real trial - [grunts] trial [breaks glass]. Huh, did it to myself that time. Ted [takes brochure] it's time to settle. Take this normal-sized chick up to the lighthouse, fall in love with her and quit bothering us with your dumb love life stuff! God, I'm so sick of being smarter than everyone else! [walks off to encounter Linus who holds fresh glass] You're slipping, Linus.
 * Linus: We're running out of glasses.


 * [Robin gets ready for her own scrambled eggs]
 * Robin: Okay, scrambled eggs. Here we go, where is the egg opener? [Barney and Lily shake heads] Never mind I'll prescramble them. [shakes eggs as Barney and Lily are still shaking heads] OK, fine Loretta. You know what, you win. I don't know how to cook egg.
 * Loretta Stinson: If you don't even know how to make scrambled eggs, I just worry what kind of breakfast you're gonna be serving my grandchildren.
 * Robin: [choking up] Oh, well, lucky you, because that is one thing you will never have to worry about. [leaves]
 * Barney: Mom, Robin can't have kids.