What a Mess Little Miss Helpful




 * [Little Miss Neat opens the front door of her house and brings out a dust bin. Struggling, she puts it down before it gets to the pavement.]
 * Little Miss Helpful: Wait a minute, Little Miss Neat. Let me help you with that dust bin!
 * Little Miss Neat: No, thank you, Little Miss Helpful. I'll be fine.
 * Little Miss Helpful: Go on! Let me do it.
 * [She takes Litle Miss Neat's bin. They both try to snatch it. Little Miss Neat slips and all the contents fly out.]
 * Little Miss Neat: Thank you, Little Miss Helpful.
 * Little Miss Helpful: [Cheerfully] You're welcome!
 * [She moves away and skips on the pavement where there's a banana skin on it and a hole next to it.]
 * Narrator: Little Miss Helpful loves giving people a helping hand, but often with disastrous results! Just look at poor Mr. Bump. Any other day you would slip on this banana skin.
 * Little Miss Helpful: [Gasps] Look out!
 * Narrator: Not today, thanks to Little Miss Helpful.
 * [Just before Mr. Bump walks on the banana skin, She steps on it and pushes him. He falls into the hole.]
 * Mr. Bump: Thank you, Little Miss Helpful.
 * Little Miss Helpful: You're welcome!
 * [She moves along and skips beside the gates of Mr. Uppity's house.]
 * Narrator: Little Miss Helpful is happy because she is starting a new job at Mr. Uppity's house.


 * [Inside the house, Little Miss Helpful sits on a chair. Mr. Uppity is interviewing her.]
 * Mr. Uppity: Now you know that I'm the most important man in this town. I therefore need the people who work for me to be the very best. Have you ever worked for anyone before?
 * Little Miss Helpful: Of course, Mr. Uppity. I used to be Mr. Strong's cook.


 * [A flashback plays. Little Miss Helpful is carrying a box of eggs. She tries to open the fridge but she struggles. Suddenly, the door flies wide open, knocking her and the eggbox over. The eggs fly into the frying pan.]
 * Mr. Strong: Wow! I've never seen anyone make an omelette that quickly!
 * [She smiles as the flashback ends.]


 * [Mr. Uppity appears unconvinced.]
 * Mr. Uppity: Is that all you've done?
 * Little Miss Helpful: Oh no. I used to clean Mr. Messy's house!


 * [Another flashback plays. Little Miss Helpful mops the floor whilst Mr. Messy sleeps on his hammock. She accidentally kicks and tips the bucket over. She gasps as the water pours all over the floor.]
 * Mr. Messy: Ah! [Gets off his hammock and jumps up and down on the "puddle"] Now that's what I call clean! [Laughs]


 * Little Miss Helpful: Mr. Messy was very happy with me.
 * Mr. Uppity: Not bad. Is that it?
 * Little Miss Helpful: [Happily] You must be joking! I was Mr. Dizzy's teacher, I was an acting coach for Little Miss Chatterbox, I did Mr. Lazy's alarm call...
 * Mr. Uppity: Good. They seem like good references to me. To start with I'd like you to dust all of my precious ornaments. And do be careful. They're very rare.
 * Narrator: Well, all seems quiet at Mr. Uppity's house...
 * [The camera cuts to the outside of his house. After calamity music plays a loud smashing sound is heard in the background.]
 * Mr. Uppity: [Off-screen] My ornaments!
 * Little Miss Helpful: [Off-screen] Oh! Silly me. I tripped over the rug!
 * [Little Miss Magic appears on her flying carpet outside the gates. She observes the situation.]
 * Little Miss Magic: Ah. It sounds like someone needs help.
 * [She moves in. Inside the house, broken ornament pieces are all over the cupboard and floor.]
 * Little Miss Helpful: Don't worry. I'll stick them back together again!
 * Mr. Uppity: [Angrily] No! Don't you touch a thing!
 * [Little Miss Magic appears]
 * Little Miss Magic: You have a problem? I'll sort it out! All ornaments repaired!
 * [Using her magic powers, the ornaments are repaired and put back into place in the cupboard.]
 * Mr. Uppity: Goodness, a miracle. [He jumps and grins]
 * Little Miss Helpful: Well done, Little Miss Magic. You are amazing!
 * [She pounces Little Miss Magic. Mr. Uppity watches on in shock as they both roll down the stairs. Little Miss Magic collides into a bush and rubs her head.]
 * Little Miss Magic: [Angrily] You are a real walking disaster, Little Miss Helpful. [Pulls her hair] Just look at my hair!
 * Little Miss Helpful: Wait! Let me tidy it up! [She sorts out her hair]
 * Little Miss Magic: No, no! [Runs off] No thank you!
 * [Her wand is still on the ground. Little Miss Helpful notices it.]
 * Little Miss Helpful: Oh dear. Little Miss Magic has lost her magic wand. [Picks it up] I must give it back to her.


 * [In the town, Little Miss Helpful finds a miserable looking Mrs. Crumb standing outside the bakery.]
 * Little Miss Helpful: Hello, Mrs. Crumb. Could you please tell me where Little Miss Magic is?
 * Mrs. Crumb: [Points forwards] It's along here on your left. [Sighs] I'm waiting for the repairman. The Bread Roll machine is broken down.
 * Little Miss Helpful: [Holding her wand] That's no problem! Bread rolls for everyone!
 * [She uses her magic powers. Bread Rolls multiply rapidly and fly out of the bakery making Mrs. Crumb flinch. Little Miss Helpful walks off.]


 * Mr. Rush: Come on, you old banger. Get going! I'm in a rush!
 * [He boots up the car but it fails. Little Miss Helpful arrives next to him still holding the magic wand.]
 * Little Miss Helpful: Make this car run again, as fast as possible!
 * [She uses her magic powers. Mr. Rush smiles but immediately the car smokes and zooms off causing him to fall onto the road. He coughs and splutters at the smoke. She gasps.]


 * [In the next scene, Mr. Grumpy is trying to wipe the window.]
 * Mr. Grumpy: This ladder is too short.
 * Little Miss Helpful: Ladder, be tall!
 * Mr. Grumpy: Whee?!
 * [The ladder grows high above the house. He lets go of his cloth and his hat falls off his head.]


 * Narrator: At last, Little Miss Helpful arrived at Little Miss Magic's house, and not before time!
 * Litle Miss Magic: [Angrily] Quickly! My wand! Now I must help all those people you have helped Little Miss Helpful!
 * [Little Miss Helpful trips and breaks Miss Magic's wand. Miss Magic puts her hands on her hips.]
 * Little Miss Helpful: Oh... Don't worry, Little Miss Magic. I will mend it for you!
 * [The screen fades to black and the credits roll.]