Greek Week

Jesse: Sylvio, didn't he have an older sister? What was her name? (Elena enters) Elena: Elena! Jesse: Yeah Elena. Elena!? Elena: Oh Jesse it's so good to see you again! (she hugs him and kisses him as Becky comes in) Jesse: Have Mer.. (Becky taps him on the shoulder) Jesse: Have Mercedes gone to Greece yet? Becky: Who's this? Jesse: This is little Elena... and I haven't seen you since I was 14, and you were... little! Elena: Who's that? (Jesse tries to remember) Jesse: This is....uh....... Becky: Big Becky! Jesse: Big Becky! This is big Becky. Elena: They told me you were not married. Jesse: Oh no, we're not married...she's just my....uh...... Becky: GIRLFRIEND! Jesse: GIRLFRIEND! She's my girlfriend...and we're all friends meeting friends..I'm sure we're going to have a great time together right? Elena: Right. Becky: Yeah right.

(At A Greek party. Danny, Papouli, and Jesse are dancing. Then Jesse hugs Elena as Becky walks in) Becky: Oh this is a pretty picture! I thought I'd come down here to see if you'd apologize, but I see you're too busy hugging your wife! How could you do this to me!? (She throws a plate) Becky: Bye! Joey: Now this is a greek party! Opa! (Everyone says "Opa" and throws a plate. Danny starts picking up the shattered pieces.) Jesse: Becky! Wait! (He and Elena run to Becky in the waiting room) Jesse: Becky..I have to say something. Elena..you're an amazing woman, with a lot of passion and fire... Becky: Oh, I'm glad I stuck around for this. Jesse: No you're going to like this part... But there's no future for us. Because I'm madly in love with Becky. (He turns to Becky) Jesse: Becky, I'm madly in love with you. Becky: Aw Jess, I'm sorry I got into a jealous rage. Just the thought of losing you made me crazy. Jesse: You're never gonna lose me. Elena, I'm sorry. Elena: No, it's okay. Now I realize we can only be friends. Too bad we're still married!

Becky: Aw Jess, isn't that beautiful? Jesse: That could be me and you someday. Becky: I hope it will be. Jesse: You know my feeling is, if you love someone, why wait? Becky: Well...what are you waiting for? Jesse: Are you serious!? You really mean it? Becky: Yes! (Jesse gets on his knee) Jesse: Rebecca... wait a minute! Last time we did this you left me at the altar. Becky: Jesse last time we were in Nevada you said let's get married. This time we'll have time to plan a real wedding. (Jesse gets on his knee again) Becky: Wait! You don't have any other wives, in any other countries right? Jesse: No... Becky: Okay! You were saying? Jesse: Will you walk aroung the table with me? Becky: Yes! Jesse: Wooohoo! Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement! Rebecca Donaldson and Jesse Katsopolis are now engaged to be married! Stephanie: Again? Jesse: Yes again! Danny: Girls isn't this great? Becky and Uncle Jesse are getting married! Melina and Michelle: You got it dude!