My Shiny Friend


 * [The episode begins at Ren and Stimpy's House. Stimpy watches Muddy Mudskipper show on TV.]
 * Stimpy: Hey Muddy, don't hit me with that mallet!
 * Mr. Horse: Hey muddy, don't hit me with that mallet.
 * Muddy Mudskipper: SHUT UP, YA STUPID!
 * Stimpy: POW!
 * [The bonk sound heard and also audience laughed and Stimpy was giggling.]
 * Stimpy: What are ya?
 * Mr. Horse: What are ya?
 * [Ren went home with his suitcase.]
 * Mr. Horse: Look at him good, I'm sure you wanna waste perfectly good lunch meat like that.
 * [Ren looks at Stimpy.]
 * Mr. Horse: What are ya? [audience laughs]
 * Ren: Hey, genius.
 * [Stimpy still watching a TV.]
 * Ren: I go to work so if you can watch TV all day?!
 * [Stimpy nods "yes" and continue watching a TV.]
 * Ren: TV, TV, TV, TV!!!! Why don't you do something constructive with your life? NOW GO IRON MY SHIRTS!!! [growls] Awww, what's the use. [walks off, and door slams]
 * [Stimpy continue watching a TV.]
 * Narrator: Hey, racing fans! It's time for the... Drag Your Butt on a Carpet 500! Brought you by... Dr. Chuck Heinley's worn burn cream!
 * [The time card says "Later that night".]
 * [Stimpy still watching on TV, Ren walks up.]
 * Curly: Hey Moe, I wish I could remember when I was a baby brought by the stork.
 * Moe: You weren't brought by a stork, you were brought by a buzzard.
 * [Ren was shocked and looks at Stimpy.]
 * Larry: Oh, special delivery, eh?
 * [Stimpy was numbskull and he still watching on TV and Ren looks a Stimpy.]
 * Ren: Well, well, your mind is guesting. Still watching TV, eh?
 * [Stimpy nods "yes".]
 * Ren: Did you turn yourself away long enough to make my dinner? And now I'm going to change into something comfortable.
 * [Stimpy was changing the channel.]
 * Narrator: Okay, housewives. It's COOKIN' WITH CHICKEN!
 * Chicken: Today, I'm gonna cook for you.. My all-time favorite dish. [kisses] Chef surprise! [shouts in Italian]
 * [Splash and sign says "YEEOOWW" Chicken was on a hot pot.]
 * Chicken: Hah, now add tomatoes AH AH AHH WOWO! And simmer for twenty minutes! AAH!!
 * [Stimpy was cooking a chicken with a campfire.]
 * Chicken: UNTIL A GOLDEN BROWN. NOW YOU COOK! [screams] That's good.
 * Ren: Man, smell that hickory flavor. Somebody's knockin' at the door. I'll get it. [walks at the door and starts singing] Fiddle dee dee, fiddle dee dee, the fly married a bumblebee. [Whistling]
 * [The door knocking three times.]
 * Ren: Hold your water! I'm coming, I'm coming!
 * [Fire Chief slams a door at Ren.]
 * Fire Chief: COMING THROUGH!!!
 * [Fire Chief steps on Ren, Ren walks up and he screams, Stimpy and three fire chief are now watching a TV.]
 * Narrator: Okay, boys and girls, It's time for... FIRE PATROL!
 * Ren: Now see here, that's my dinner!
 * [Stimpy and three fire chief was eating chicken and he stops and he all four shushes at Ren, Ren was frustrated. Fades to house at night, Ren was ready to go to bed.]
 * Ren: Well, time to crawl into my nice, big, soft bed. WHA?!?
 * [Stimpy was sleeping and holds the TV.]
 * Ren: And just where the HECK am I supposed to sleep?
 * [Stimpy points at the drawer, Ren gets angry and the background turns red. Then Ren has an idea and the backgrounds goes normal. Ren holds TV and throws the TV out and he holds Stimpy and he smiles at Stimpy. He throws Stimpy out as well. Ren is sleeping on his bed. Fades in the morning,]
 * Ren: [singing] Yellowish puce. [humming] Yellowish puce. HUH?!?!?
 * [Stimpy was watching a TV show called "Farm Report" with his cow.]
 * Narrator: Okay farmboys, grab a hold of the under cow and squeeze.
 * Ren: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA PUT A STOP TO THIS RIGHT NOW!!!
 * [Ren was holding Stimpy.]
 * Ren: Yep... you're going outside.
 * [Stimpy is holding a bike.]
 * Ren: Alright, isn't that better? Now run along and play with your eediot friends. Letting you go.
 * [Stimpy was riding with his bike.]
 * Stimpy: Daddy's little simpleton.
 * [Stimpy will riding a bike up to tree. Ren was relieved and Ren hears a TV and he goes up to tree and sees Stimpy, cow and three chicks will watching a TV on the nest.]
 * Mr. Horse: Hit me with that mallet. [bonks] What are ya?
 * [Stimpy, cow and three chicks laugh.]
 * Ren: [mocks] What are ya? [gets frustrated]
 * [Ren pokes at the cow. Stimpy, cow and three chicks was looking at Ren. Ren point to go out of the nest. Stimpy, cow and three chicks will walking out the tree. A few seconds later, Stimpy, cow and three chicks are crying. Ren was holding a TV to his tunnel.]
 * Ren: Good riddance, bad rubbish.
 * [Ren kicks out of TV in the tunnel and Stimpy fully shocked and he runs away crying. Ren was stabbing dirt with his shovel. Ren is so relief. The TV's antennae then pop out it's hole, Ren was shocked and he looked down at the tunnel. Stimpy and mole was watching a TV in the tunnel. Ren pops out of the tunnel and grabs Stimpy's nose.]
 * Ren: EEH! Come on.
 * [Ren pulls up at Stimpy and mole, Stimpy was looking at Ren. Ren was having a shovel and with a creepy but crazy face and he is ready to destroy the TV.]
 * Stimpy: [gasps] REN, NO!
 * [Ren was about to destroy the TV and do the war cry.]
 * Ren: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAH!!!
 * [Stimpy screams and he jumps over and Ren stops at TV and he jumps.]
 * Ren: Hiiiiiii- YAAAAAH!!!!
 * [Ren destroys the TV with his shovel, Stimpy was terrified and he started bawling and crying maniacally with emotion meltdown. Ren was so relieved and he absolutely braved. Stimpy was laying down at the broken TV.]
 * Stimpy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [bawling maniacally] Please... [sobbing] Must... have.... TV-V-V-V-V-V-V! [sobbing]
 * [Ren throws a shovel away.]
 * Ren: Look at you. You disgust me.
 * Stimpy: [sobbing] Must... put it back... together-r-r-r-r-r!
 * [Ren was frustrated. Stimpy was fixing a broken TV with his face and he whimpers sadly. Ren was looking at Stimpy and Ren was getting furious and he slaps at Stimpy.]
 * Ren: SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!
 * [Stimpy was dizzy and goes back to normal.]
 * Stimpy: Oh gee, Ren. I'm sorry. I guess I... I kinda... went a little crazy. [giggles] But I'm okay now.
 * Ren: Alright, but I'll keep an eye on you.
 * Stimpy: Duhh, Okay Ren. You're the boss.
 * [Ren growls. Fades to house at night, Ren was reading a magazine and Stimpy sits on a couch.]
 * Stimpy: Uhh, Ren? Can I go number one?
 * Ren: Huh?  Oh yeah. Yeah. Sure, sure.
 * [Stimpy goes to the men's bathroom and goes back to the couch.]
 * Ren: Did ya having nice one?
 * Stimpy: Nicer.
 * [Ren and Stimpy was very silent and the crickets are chirping.]
 * Stimpy: Oh, Reeen!
 * Ren: Yeeeees?
 * Stimpy: I've gotta go number two.
 * Ren: Don't wake the neighbors.
 * [Stimpy goes to the boy's bathroom, Stimpy was in the couch and Ren was reading magazine and Stimpy looks at Ren.]
 * Stimpy: Ohhh, Ren.
 * Ren: Yeeeees?
 * Stimpy: I gotta go number three.
 * Ren: Number three it is, pal.
 * [Stimpy goes to the girl's bathroom.]
 * Ren: [chuckles] Why, I can't remember the last time I did number three. [shocked] NUMBER THREE?!? [angry] What the heck?!?
 * [Ren goes to the women's bathroom.]
 * Ren: Hmmmm...
 * Stimpy: Hey pal, I'm back. And he doesn't suspect a thing.
 * [Ren grumbles and he looks at Stimpy with his eye.]
 * Stimpy: I'll have you out of there in a jiffy, little buddy.
 * [Stimpy pulls down a lever which pulls the TV out of the toilet and Stimpy watches it.]
 * Ren: [offscreen] I see what you're doing in there. Open that door!
 * [1 hour later, Stimpy was numbskull and watching a TV.]
 * Ren: [offscreen] I'm not kidding! I said open up, you little punk!
 * [4 hours later, Stimpy was overdosed on TV.]
 * Ren: [offscreen] Open that stinkin' door, or I'll kick it in! [kicks open the door] Stimpy!
 * [Ren looks at Stimpy. Stimpy has a green body and is twitching on the floor.]
 * Ren: OH NO! He's overdosed on TV!
 * [Ren was holding Stimpy.]
 * Ren: [sadly] There there, old pal. We'll have to put you somewhere where you can't hurt yourself any longer.
 * [Ren sheds tears of sadness and he hugs on Stimpy. Fades to house at night. Ren is sitting on the couch and drinks coffee. The record will play "Paillasse" by Ruggero Leoncavallo. A head of a Lummox, picture of Stimpy, clock, Humanitarian Award: Ren Hoek, Ren and Stimpy Statue, Best Comedy Team Award, and a picture of Wilbur Cobb with Ren and Stimpy. Ren was tearing up while trying to maintain a smile. Then Stimpy was sleeping and shakes his head. Fades to Stimpy's nightmare.]
 * Stimpy: Hey muddy, What are you gonna do with that mallet? MUDDY, I'm your friend!
 * Muddy Mudskipper: AH-HA!!!
 * [Muddy Mudskipper bonks a mallet at Stimpy.]
 * Stimpy: Uuhhhh...
 * Muddy Mudskipper: Give the bum a big head.
 * Stimpy: [sleep] What are ya?
 * [Muddy Mudskipper was chasing Stimpy.]
 * Muddy Mudskipper: YOU'RE A BUM!
 * Stimpy: BUT MUDDY, I LOVE YOU!
 * Muddy Mudskipper: A LOUSY STINKIN' BUM!
 * Stimpy: [sleep] Ohhh...
 * Muddy Mudskipper (as TV): YOU'RE A BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * [In a slow motion, Stimpy screams and falls on TV's mouth and a normal motion, TV is eating Stimpy and Stimpy wakes up maniacally.]
 * Stimpy: MUDDY!!!!!
 * [Stimpy looks up and he runs faster upstairs and he went to cell in the house.]
 * Stimpy: Lord, help me. [sobbing] I want my TVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!
 * [Ren doesn't hear him as he's fallen asleep, and the record stops, Stimpy was laying on the mattress and started praying.]
 * [A timecard says "One Year Later". Cuts to hotel in the morning.]
 * Ren: Well Stimpy, I had to admit. Your behavior has been exemplary. So, you don't live in the basement anymore.
 * Stimpy: RINGA DING DING! Thank you, sir!
 * [Ren goes on the car.]
 * Ren: Okay buddy, be good.
 * [Ren drives off.]
 * Stimpy: Goodbye Ren! I promise, NO TV!
 * [He whistles at goes to the room.]
 * Stimpy: Okay guys, he's gone.
 * [The cow, the mole and the three chicks arrive and all five ran off. They are playing Casino and Stimpy was about to roll the dice.]
 * Stimpy: Come on, Seven! Baby needs a new pair of shoes!
 * [The iris was closing completely when the dice rolls sound effect was heard.]
 * Stimpy: [offscreen] Craps.
 * [The episode ends.]