Yin-Yang (Lilo & Stitch: The Series)


 * [Gantu gets out of his shower to find that 501 and 502 are activated]
 * Gantu: By the luck of the Fubockoo Nebula! Two experiments at the same time! Do you realize what this means?! Dr. Hämsterviel will pay a double bounty on delivery! [625 is sitting in his chair, reading a book] Eh, 625? [no response, Gantu removes the book to see that 625 is really fast asleep] 625!!
 * 625: [wakes up to see Gantu in a towel] Ooh, yow! Not what I like to see when I first wake up! [gets up to leave]
 * Gantu: [blocks the way out] I've been thinking...
 * 625: Ooh, careful! Don't hurt yourself using all that brain power!
 * Gantu: It's time you started pulling your weight around here. You're going to help me capture those experiments!
 * 625: Y'know what, babe, I would love to, but I can't. It'd cut in to my sandwich schedule.
 * Gantu: [grabs 625 and gets ready to punch him] Add this to you schedule: A knuckle sandwich!
 * 625: Just lost my appetite! Fine, I'll go! [Gantu drops him] Whoa! Hold on, brainiac! Don't you think it'd be better if we split up and each went after one experiment?
 * Gantu: What? I'd just leave you alone to goof off?!
 * 625: If Wittle Gantu needs me to hold his hand and go witch him, I will!
 * Gantu: Fine! We'll each catch our own!
 * 625: Good! I'll just pack some sandwiches.


 * [Lilo and Stitch get into an argument after failing to wax David's board while David was trying to teach them about Yin and Yang]
 * Lilo: I don't know what David was talking about. I could've waxed that board without you!
 * Stitch: Naga tay!
 * Lilo: Could too! Because I'm smarter!
 * Stitch: Hmph! Wa naga tikiday!


 * [Lilo and Stitch fail to capture 501 and 502]
 * Lilo: You had him, alright! Tied up his arms like a pretzel! It was hurting him, you big bully!
 * Stitch: Nugishaw!
 * Lilo: It was not my fault!
 * Stitch: Nugishaw!
 * Lilo: Was not!
 * Stitch: Nugishaw!
 * Lilo: WAS NOT!!


 * [Jumba explains 501 and 502 to Lilo and Stitch]
 * Jumba: Is very important 501 and 502 do not come in contact.
 * Lilo: Why?
 * Jumba: If they were to touch, could be cataclysmic disaster of epic proportions!
 * Lilo: Why?
 * Jumba: Because of massive release of quantum energy! 501 plus 502 equal one big boom!
 * Pleakley: What is it with you and the big booms and the evil and the destruction? Why didn't you create an experiment to do something constructive, like, say, oh, I don't know, IRONING?!
 * Jumba: I am genius only! Not miracle worker.


 * [Lilo and Stitch challenge each other that they can capture the experiments without the other]
 * Jumba: 626 accepts little girl's challenge. Of course, genetically superior 626 will easily catches target before little girl.
 * Pleakley: Pshaw! He's nothing without Lilo! She has Earth brains, Earth instinct. He's just a monster!
 * Jumba: Perhaps willing to make a wager?
 * Pleakley: Willing?! I am dying to! But galactic waging rules requires stakes.
 * Jumba: [chuckles] Stakes are best part. Let's see. Ha! Loser of bet must preform dreaded Gloknar Ceremony Dance!
 * Pleakley: [gasps] The thunky Gloknar?! The Witless Dance of 1,000 hours!
 * Jumba: Is one-eye scared like "bok-bok" Earth fowl that crosses road?
 * Pleakley: Not this one-eye, Senor Four-Eye!


 * [Gantu falls into a 625's sandwich trap as Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley spy on them]
 * Gantu: Did you hear that?! Those experiments have escaped again, thanks to you!
 * Lilo: Oh, no!
 * 625: Oh, that is so pathetic that you have to blame for your screwup! Hmph!
 * Gantu: If we had worked together in the first place, like I said, we wouldn't be in this mess!
 * [Lilo and Stitch realize the error in their ways after hearing this]
 * Lilo: The big dummy is right, Stitch.
 * Stitch: Ih.
 * Lilo: Maybe if we worked together...
 * Jumba: Never mind making up! First, be finding 501 and 502 and making certain they do not make with the touching or tapping or patting!
 * Lilo: Why do you keep saying that?
 * Jumba: If I'm telling once, I'm telling more than once! Lava genius experiment and water genius experiment must not touch!
 * Lilo: Wait a minute, that's not what David said.
 * Jumba: And what does local surfer boy know of this?!
 * Lilo: Maybe it's what he was trying to tell us about Yin and Yang: two very different things come together to make on good thing. Like peanut butter and jelly. Or doughnuts and mustard.
 * Stitch: Stitch and Lilo?
 * Lilo: Yeah.


 * [Lilo and Stitch work together to capture Yin and Yang and shake hands at the end]
 * Pleakley: Aha! Lilo's clever plan worked! I win!
 * Jumba: No, no, no! It was 626's strength and agility that captured experiments. I am winning!
 * Lilo: Nope! We caught'em at the exact same time together. Right, Stitch?
 * Stitch: Ih, ih!
 * Jumba: Which means we tied! Yeah-- Oh! No, is not good.
 * Pleakley: Intergalactic wagering rules states in the events of a tie, both parties must pay the bet! [sobs] We both lose!