Fairly OddBaby

00:00:00	The baby's magic is good and spreads goodness. 00:00:03	When raised by a bad fairy or pixie, the fairy baby's magic can be used for evil. 00:00:10	Therefore, the baby must be protected at all costs. 00:00:14	Oh! oh! 00:00:16	Aah! 00:00:17	Aah! aah! 00:00:18	[Growl] [growl] [growl] now, let's all have a good time. 00:00:22	Timmy, it's an ancient fairy tradition that the godchild throws the expecting fairy parent a shower. 00:00:29	Well, what am I supposed to do? 00:00:31	Eh, nothing much. 00:00:34	Yaah! 00:00:35	Blargh! sorry. 00:00:36	Timmy: "balloons, streamers, stereo, " looks like I took care of everything. 00:00:43	Cosmo: Timmy! yes, cosmo? 00:00:46	I'm hungry. 00:00:46	Get me something that won't upset my stomach, like a fireball burrito. 00:00:50	Burritos. got it. 00:00:54	Jorgen: Turner! where is the music? 00:00:57	I want to get funky. 00:00:58	Oh, right. music. got it. 00:00:59	Anything t the bee gees. too much bee gees. 00:01:03	Ooh, burritos. 00:01:07	Cosmo:.. 00:01:09	My special day is on hold until I get my burritos. 00:01:13	Where's my burrito? 00:01:16	Here. 00:01:16	I don't want burritos. they make me gassy. 00:01:19	Let's play games. what games? 00:01:22	They're right here on the list. 00:01:24	"Pin the tail on the bucktoothed servant " uh-oh. 00:01:29	Do I win? do I win? do I win? do I win? 00:01:32	That's it. I'm sick of this. 00:01:35	I'm sick of the mood swings. 00:01:38	I'm sick of the cravings. 00:01:40	Blargh! 00:01:42	And I'm sick of the vomit. 00:01:45	That was the last straw. 00:01:47	Uh,ualy, turner, you're out of straw I'm sick of this whole baby wish. 00:01:53	I wish cosmo would just get lost. 00:01:56	[All gasp] if that's the way you feel, then I'll take my baby, my bee gees, and this burrito and just go. 00:02:04	cosmo's gone, and he's about to have our baby. 00:02:08	Timmy turner, you have put the universe in grave peril. 00:02:12	If that baby falls into the wrong hands, it could be so dangerous that I'll have to invent a new word. 00:02:18	It could be, uh, doom-ungous. 00:02:25	Worst baby shower ever. 00:02:28	Jorgen: Wait. where is my push in? 00:02:32	Yipe! too close. 00:02:35	I'm sorry. 00:02:36	I really do want a godbrother or sister, but I was just sick of getting barfed on all the time. 00:02:41	Burritos anyone? 00:02:48	Wanda: Oh, this is terrible. 00:02:49	Our baby is going to be born alone and-- and with cosmo. 00:02:55	We have to split up, search every corner of the universe, and find them. 00:02:59	But most important, keep this top secret. 00:03:01	Nobody must know that a fairy baby is about to be born. 00:03:04	Now find cosmo and some extra hot sauce. 00:03:09	Go. go. go! 00:03:19	Timmy: Ok, people. it's been 3 hours. 00:03:22	How's the search going? talk to me. 00:03:26	He's not at the arcade. 00:03:28	String factory negative, also. 00:03:32	He's not in fairy world or in his his room, which is ready for him any time he decides to leave wanda. 00:03:39	[Samba music playing] he's not in rio, but I'll keep looking. 00:03:44	this can only mean one thing-- I should have gone to rio. 00:03:49	Look, we've covered the entire universe, and cosmo is not here or in fairy world. 00:03:53	Are there any other worlds we can check? 00:03:56	Oh, no! 00:03:57	You thought of someplace? 00:03:58	No. that burrito went right through me. 00:04:01	I must now file a report with the great whe round one. 00:04:04	Wait, timmy. you're right. 00:04:05	There are other worlds we can check-- " [gasp] anti-fairy world. that's it. 00:04:16	Jorgen: Oh, the anti-fairies must have kidnapped cosmo and are planning on developing the baby's magic to use for their own nefarious purposes. 00:04:25	Wanda, let's rock. 00:04:30	Now let's roll. 00:04:33	Uh, hold that thought. 00:04:35	[Toilet flushes] uh, ok. now let's roll. 00:04:39	By the way, you're out of air freshener. 00:04:45	[Thunder] all right, anti-fairies. 00:04:53	Next on the agenda-- universal domination. 00:04:57	Any ideas? speak up. don't be afraid. 00:04:59	There are no wrong answers. 00:05:00	I was thinking we could get, like, a big elephant, and have it step on some stuff? 00:05:07	Sorry. wrong answer. 00:05:10	[Buzz] aaaaaah! 00:05:13	Come on, people. think. 00:05:14	Universal domination is not just going to come bursting through that door. 00:05:22	Freeze, anti-fairies. 00:05:23	We know you've kidnapped cosmo and our fairy baby and are planning on using his-slash-her uncontrollable magic for universal domination. 00:05:31	What's this? 00:05:32	Cosmo is having a fairy baby who's uncontrollable magic we can use to take over the universe? 00:05:38	All:..no. 00:05:41	Quick, anti-fairies. take to the skies. 00:05:44	We must find cosmo and his baby and take over the universe. 00:05:49	Whoo hoo! 00:05:51	Now they know. good one, genius. 00:05:54	If cosmo's not here, he must be in pixie world. 00:05:57	Let's go, and I'll do the talking this time. 00:06:05	We could get a big elephant and have it step on stuff. 00:06:11	[Buzz] aaaaaah. 00:06:14	Come on, people. think. 00:06:15	A plan for universal domination is not just going to come bursting through that door. 00:06:23	Freeze, pixies. 00:06:24	We know you've kidnapped cosmo and our fairy baby. 00:06:28	And are planning on using his-slash-her uncontrollable magic for universal domination. 00:06:34	Wait a second. 00:06:35	Cosmo is having a fairy baby, and we can use his-slash-her undeveloped magic for universal domination? 00:06:42	All:..no. 00:06:44	Quick, pixies. to the limousines. 00:06:47	We must find that fairy by and take over the universe. 00:06:54	Not if we find it first. 00:07:00	Ok. here is the plan. 00:07:01	I'm going to the bathroom again while you two think of a plan. 00:07:05	Fireball burritos. iay ay ay! 00:07:07	Timmy, we have to find cosmo. 00:07:10	I'm really worried about him. 00:07:12	Me too, but where could he be? 00:07:14	All I did was tell him to get lost. 00:07:16	You don't think-- you don't think-- ♪♪ oh, I'm lost, I'm lost ♪♪ 00:07:27	♪♪ I brushed, and then I flossed, and now I'm lost ♪♪ 00:07:33	oh, hey, guys. 00:07:34	Timmy! "get lost"? best wish ever. 00:07:37	Getting lost in the great outdoors is very soothing-- no more mood swings, no more cravings. 00:07:43	I haven't even barfed. 00:07:45	Blargh! 00:07:47	Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad. 00:07:49	Hello, barfolomew. 00:07:50	Cosmo, thank goodness we found you. 00:07:52	Cosmo, I'm really sorry I wished you away. 00:07:56	Can you ever forgive me? 00:07:59	Hugs! 00:08:02	Yaah! yaah! 00:08:05	Ugh, is that a no? 00:08:07	Uh-uh. the baby just kicked. 00:08:08	I think that means it's coming. 00:08:10	Aw, did you hear that, timmy? 00:08:13	The baby is coming. 00:08:15	The baby is coming? the baby is coming? 00:08:18	Aah! aah! 00:08:19	Cool it, you two. this is no time to panic. 00:08:21	Let's all remain calm and get to the fairy hospital so we can all enjoy this beautiful moment. 00:08:27	Aah! this is not a beautiful moment. 00:08:32	Dr. Rip Studwell: Don't worry, cosmo. 00:08:33	..on me. 00:08:37	You, on the other hand, sound like you're in a lot of pain. 00:08:40	No. childbirth is--eee!--wonderful. 00:08:44	Aah! 00:08:45	rip studwell? 00:08:48	I have just the thing. 00:08:50	That's better. thanks, dr. rip studwell. 00:08:53	What? what? huh? 00:08:54	Get it out! get it out! 00:08:57	rip studwell is on the case. 00:09:00	Now does anyone here know how to deliver a fairy baby? 00:09:04	You mean, you don't know how? 00:09:06	Timmy, a fairy baby hasn't been born in thousands of years. 00:09:09	No one knows how. 00:09:10	Let's see if this button does something. 00:09:12	[Buzz] yeah, it does. 00:09:17	There's got to be something we can do to get our baby out of him. 00:09:20	Can't I just wish it out? 00:09:22	Ha ha ha! timmy, timmy, timmy. 00:09:23	As far as I know, baby delivery is a highly intricate and complexicated medical procedure. 00:09:28	You can't just wish it out, can he? 00:09:32	I'm a very uncomplexicated person. 00:09:35	Wish it out. wish it out! 00:09:37	Ok, ok. I wish our baby was out! 00:09:47	[Chirping] ♪♪ ah ah ah ah ah ♪♪ 00:09:52	the angelic choir is going to cost you extra. 00:10:03	Poof. 00:10:04	Aw! aw! aw! 00:10:05	Oh, cosmo, our baby is beautiful. 00:10:09	is it a boy our a girl? 00:10:11	I got to know. I got to know. 00:10:13	Excellent question. 00:10:14	Let me just take it outside where the light is better and find out. 00:10:18	rip studwell," or should I say anti-cosmo? 00:10:24	[All gasp] oh, poo. ha! 00:10:27	Good thing I was here to save the baby from your evil clutches. 00:10:30	Now let me take it outside where the light is better and make sure that it's safe. 00:10:34	Not so fast, "jorgen," or should I say pixies in a jorgen suit. 00:10:41	[All gasp] darn. 00:10:43	I really thought the jorgen suit would work this time. 00:10:46	Well, it did get usinto that club in rio. 00:10:49	Oh, give me my grandchild. 00:10:52	There, there. 00:10:53	I'll just take him-slash-her outside where the light is better now and look at the-- not so fast, "mama cosma," or should I say-- ow! ooh! 00:11:05	Wow, this one is really glued on there. 00:11:07	Give me back our baby. 00:11:08	None of you has the slightest idea how to keep it safe, warm, and loved. 00:11:14	Oh! aah! 00:11:16	[All gasp] oh, no. the baby is gone. 00:11:19	You guys should run outside where the light is better and look for it. 00:11:23	Poof. poof. 00:11:24	Hey, his puny chest just poof-poofed. 00:11:27	Give me the baby, turner. 00:11:28	It's magic must be used for good. 00:11:31	Give me the baby, turner. 00:11:32	It's magic must be used for evil. 00:11:35	Oh, give me the baby. 00:11:37	I just want to pinch its cheeks. 00:11:41	Give me the baby, turner. give me the baby. 00:11:43	I am the most polite. 00:11:45	[Piano plays in minor key] weird. the music was much cheerier in rio. 00:12:03	Ñ o o o Ñ o Ñ I'm fairy hart reporting live from fairy world hospital, where members of an angelic choir have informed us that cosmo and wanda have finally had their fairy baby. 00:15:14	♪♪ Had the baby ♪♪ 00:15:16	♪♪ had the baby ♪♪ 00:15:18	as you know, this is the first fairy baby bands of years. 00:15:21	One can only imagine the love and tenderness taking place in that hospital room right now. 00:15:26	Get away from my little keanu. 00:15:28	Keanu? keanu? keanu? 00:15:30	Yeah. I'm just not feeling barfolomew anymore. 00:15:32	It would be easier to name it if we knew what it was. 00:15:36	Let me just check. 00:15:37	There will be plenty of time to name the child once we forcibly take it from you. 00:15:41	Personally, I like dagmar. 00:15:43	It means, "the landfill is burning " blah, blah blah. 00:15:46	" blah, blah, blah. 00:15:50	" jose. that name is muy bueno. 00:15:56	Hola, jose. 00:16:01	[beep] aah! aah! aah! 00:16:08	I really thought that well-planned escape attempt was gonna work. 00:16:12	[Giggles] get the cute, giggling baby. 00:16:20	Oof! oof! 00:16:21	Oh, I really thought that well-planned baby grab was going to work. 00:16:25	They must be outside where the light is better. 00:16:28	Follow me. eegh! 00:16:33	Wow, looks like our baby's laughter. 00:16:36	It protected us. 00:16:37	That's my boy. girl. we really should check. 00:16:41	No time. we got to get out of here. 00:16:43	I wish we had a rocket car. 00:16:46	Wanda: Oh, no. 00:16:47	We are not putting the baby in a rocket car. 00:16:49	Either wish for a stroller or a nice minivan. 00:16:52	Fine. I wish I had a rocket powered-stroller. 00:16:59	.. I hope. 00:17:01	Hop in and hang on. 00:17:05	[Engine revs] and we're all waiting anxiously for the happy parents to give us our first glimpse of the little magic miracle. 00:17:15	Wow, the light really is better out here. 00:17:19	Man: Ahh. 00:17:20	This is jorgen von strangle. 00:17:22	I'm putting out an abb-- an all babies bulletin-- on cosmo, wanda and timmy turner. 00:17:27	Blast first and ask questions later. 00:17:30	Ok, forget the "blast first" part, I waaaaay over-reacted there. 00:17:34	But we must find that baby before the pixies and fairies do. 00:17:38	Go. go. go. 00:17:51	[Wailing] aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 00:17:54	Livin' the dream. 00:17:55	Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. 00:17:57	Oh, no, they put out an abb. 00:17:59	" this is fairy leader one. 00:18:04	We've located the fairy baby and are in hot watch where you're flying. 00:18:09	Put your seat belt on. 00:18:10	And why are we in jets when we can fly? 00:18:14	Stop hitting me, you crazy ol' bat. 00:18:16	Here they come. what do we do? 00:18:18	You tell me, you're the parents. 00:18:20	Timmy's right, we are the parents. 00:18:24	Cosmo and Wanda: Do something, timmy! 00:18:27	Fine. hang on. 00:18:29	Again. 00:18:37	We've lost visual. 00:18:38	If you'd pay attention, you wouldn't lose anything. and sit up straight. 00:18:42	And from where I'm sitting, your ears could use a good scrubbing. 00:18:52	Ok, we're safe now in the dark, scary woods, and--and-- [growling] it's dark and scary. 00:19:02	[Crying] cosmo. 00:19:04	You're scaring little talulah. 00:19:06	" [crying] wait. when the baby giggled, it saved us. 00:19:13	.. 00:19:19	Bad things happen. 00:19:21	Wow. I wonder what happens when it burps? 00:19:24	[burps] yaaaah. 00:19:28	Lightning. lightning happens. 00:19:31	looks like buying those giant sign/ lightning/burp detectors was a great idea, because I found the baby. 00:19:39	And so have we. 00:19:43	Both: And so have we. 00:19:44	By the way, why are we in jets when we can fly? 00:19:49	I thought it would be fun. 00:19:50	Timmy, I thought we told you to do something. 00:19:52	I'm thinking, I'm thinking. 00:19:54	Ok, I'm done. give me the baby. 00:19:56	Both: What? 00:19:57	No one would ever think you would leave l'il "t" in my care, so that's exactly what you should do. 00:20:01	That way I can give them the slip. 00:20:03	Both; "L'IL T"? 00:20:04	" it's easy to remember. 00:20:07	Tommy's right. 00:20:08	It is easy to remember. 00:20:09	Ok, we'll talk names later. 00:20:17	Just go and please be careful. 00:20:20	I will. 00:20:20	Good luck, tommy. 00:20:22	Now I wish you two had a fake timmy and fake fairy baby. 00:20:28	Wow. 00:20:30	Hollow, just like the original. 00:20:32	Now take off with the "decoys" and I'll meet you back home. 00:20:35	Good-bye, my little twinkle. 00:20:37	" that's pretty close to "tinkle". 00:20:40	Well, it'd be easier to name it if we knew what it was. 00:20:43	Lemme just check. 00:20:44	No time for that now. 00:20:46	I wish I was home. 00:20:49	Let's lead them off timmy's trail. 00:20:52	Who's timmy? 00:21:03	We have visual on the baby, again. 00:21:05	How can you have visual anything? 00:21:07	Your windshield's filthy. 00:21:09	And how about wearing a shirt with some sleeves once in a while, ggggrrrrr. 00:21:13	And blah and blah and blah blah blah? 00:21:16	Looks like buying that "nagging old lady eject button" was a great idea, too. 00:21:20	look how wrinkled it is. 00:21:26	Made it. 00:21:27	I'm alone with the baby and-- [jabbering] oh, no I'm alone with the baby. 00:21:37	No, no. don't cry. 00:21:38	Please don't cry, l'il t. 00:21:39	Uh, cootchy coo. 00:21:41	[Rumbling] oh, you sound hungry. 00:21:44	Ok, let's see what mommy and daddy left you to eat. 00:21:48	" "baby-to-be-named-later". 00:21:51	Ok. let's take care of you. 00:21:54	Let's go. 00:21:55	Leeeet's go. 00:21:56	I've got to stop talking like this. 00:21:59	[Beep beep] ok, the bottle is all warmed up and shorts. 00:22:05	Hi, son. 00:22:06	We were just out jogging in an attempt to stave off aging. 00:22:09	And all that running from father time has made us thirsty. 00:22:12	Whew, is that a sports drink? 00:22:16	[Burps] suddenly sleepy. 00:22:19	Must curl up in fetal position. 00:22:23	Aw. isn't that cute, and is that a baby? 00:22:27	Uh, no. 00:22:28	Well, it sure looks like a baby. 00:22:30	[Sniffs] oooh, and it's got that new baby smell. 00:22:33	And that's why it's the most popular, new, battery-operated baby doll on the market. 00:22:38	Oooh. I want one. 00:22:41	Hey, tommy, this is fun. 00:22:42	It's like the child I never had. 00:22:44	And it makes me feel younger. 00:22:46	Father time will never catch-- [burps] eek! 00:22:50	Uh, I think it has a short in it. 00:22:52	And that's why I'm taking it back to the store. 00:22:55	Bye, dad. 00:22:58	[Sniffs] ew. 00:23:00	She has that new baby smell, too. 00:23:04	Uhh. you're heavy. I wish I had a stroller. 00:23:07	[laughs] wow, you understand me. 00:23:12	But no more magic until we can figure out what to do with you. 00:23:14	And no more striking my parents with lightning. 00:23:17	Unless I say so. 00:23:19	[Laughs] ok, that's not funny. 00:23:22	And I don't have time for-- [laughs] [laughs] ok, that's funny. 00:23:31	For a smelly, little ball of trouble you're really neat, you know that? 00:23:34	I think we're gonna be great friends. 00:23:37	[Laughs] we can go to ball games. 00:23:39	And I can blame you for stuff. 00:23:41	And teach you how to play video games and I'm totally talking wike that again, huh? 00:23:49	[Laughs] no. no more magic. 00:23:53	You have to stay hidden. 00:23:54	[Thunder] ice cream? 00:23:58	Ok, I'll let this one slide. 00:24:01	It's an ice cream miracle. 00:24:03	I'm lactose intolerant but I don't care. 00:24:07	Jorgen was way off, l'il t. 00:24:09	Your magic isn't scary. it's awesome. 00:24:12	Chewing] [screaming] not awesome. 00:24:18	Don't cry. don't crrryyyy. 00:24:22	Huh? 00:24:32	[Roaring] too late. 00:24:34	Children: Ahhhh! 00:24:37	[Sirens wailing] [roaring] Police officers: Run! 00:24:45	No, no. no cry-ee. laughy. 00:24:48	[Roaring] I got to stop this. 00:24:53	Wait. your bottle. 00:24:57	[Slurping] ok, crying bad. bottle good. 00:25:05	[Hiccupping] hiccups? what are hiccups? 00:25:08	Please tell me hiccups are good. 00:25:23	Hiccups equal natural disasters. 00:25:25	So tough being a parent. 00:25:32	Ahhhhhh! 00:25:39	See how much damage you have caused? 00:25:41	Give me the baby, turner, and I will train it to control its unpredictable magic. 00:25:46	Trust me. 00:25:47	I'll never-- [burps] you have my blessing. 00:25:53	Ha. ha. ha. 00:25:54	I cannot believe you fell for that again. 00:25:58	Ha! and look. 00:26:00	We've teamed up to double the danger. 00:26:03	Good-bye, timmy turner. 00:26:05	Forever. 00:26:07	Ha. ha ha. 00:26:08	Oooh, wonderful evil laugh, hp. 00:26:12	Not as wonderful and evil as yours, a.c. 00:26:16	? I like that. [laughs] oh, no. what have I done? 00:30:07	Ok. this is bad. 00:30:08	Anti-cosmo and the pixies took l'il t. 00:30:10	But it's good because cosmo, wanda, and jorgen aren't here to see this. 00:30:15	Now it's bad again. 00:30:16	I tracked you down, turner. 00:30:18	Did you really think I would fall for your fake timmy doll? 00:30:22	Look. now I have cosmo, wanda, and the baby. 00:30:25	Ha ha ha. 00:30:26	Uh, that's a baby doll. 00:30:27	Really? huh. incredible likeness. 00:30:30	You win this round, turner. 00:30:31	Now, where is little baby kaja-goo-goo? 00:30:33	And why is there melted ice cream everywhere? 00:30:36	And whyo you look as though you've done something horribly wrong? 00:30:39	Uh, funny story. 00:30:40	Ha ha, you guys are gonna love this. 00:30:42	Seems that-- you're not gonna believe this, but seriously. 00:30:48	The anti-fairies and pixies teamed up, took the baby, and are gonna use its magic to take over the universe. 00:30:52	Funny, huh? 00:30:53	All: We got to find our baby! 00:30:55	I think my maternal instincts are kicking in. 00:31:01	My maternal instincts are kicking in, too. 00:31:04	Oh, wait. it's just the burrito again. aie. 00:31:09	I'm picking up little flo-jo's trail. 00:31:12	Follow me. 00:31:14	It's keanu. 00:31:17	L'il t. 00:31:19	Kajagoogoo. 00:31:26	Hmmm. anti-cosmo's castle. 00:31:28	A dangerous place. 00:31:29	Are you sure little baby elvis is in there? 00:31:32	What? kajagoogoo is so 5 minutes ago. 00:31:35	I'm thinking "oprah" now, and, yes, I'm as sure she's in there as I'm sure cosmo's head is full of jelly. 00:31:42	What kind of jelly? 00:31:44	Grape jelly. 00:31:45	She knows me so well. 00:31:47	Who wants some? anyone? tommy? 00:31:49	Timmy, this is terrible. 00:31:50	I just feel that something awful could happen to our little boy-slash-girl. 00:31:54	We have to get insidehat castle. yaaaah. 00:31:56	Wait. I have good news. 00:31:58	We don't need to get inside. 00:32:00	I found the baby. 00:32:01	Doll again. 00:32:02	Seriously? 00:32:03	Fear not, wanda. 00:32:04	I got my brother/sister into this mess and I'm gonna get him/her out. 00:32:09	I have a plan. 00:32:11	Worst plan ever. 00:32:13	At least we have food. who wants a burrito? 00:32:16	[Chewing] hmm. needs jelly. 00:32:20	[Chewing] that's better. 00:32:23	Back up and I'll blast our way out. 00:32:27	Oh, no! my wand is gone. 00:32:29	Uhh! all our wands are gone. 00:32:31	Ha ha ha. looking for these? 00:32:35	I say, hp, can you think of any predicament worse then being a fairy trapped in a giant butterfly net cage without your wand? 00:32:43	Yes. 00:32:44	Poof. poof. 00:32:46	Us having control of the fairy baby so we can use its magic to destroy fairy world and take over the entire universe. 00:32:51	Ooh, that is worse. for them. 00:32:55	If you so much as lay a hand on our baby, I'll destroy both of you. 00:32:59	Oooh, I'm so frightened. 00:33:01	Now, if you'll excuse us, we must go and harness ltleroy's magic here and commence our evil plot of doom. 00:33:08	Fauntleroy? 00:33:09	We are not calling the baby fauntleroy. 00:33:11	I was thinking bill. 00:33:12	Bill's a guy you trust with your business portfolio. 00:33:15	Oh, let's just suck the magic out of this brat and move on--ok? 00:33:20	Mama? dada? 00:33:23	You did this. 00:33:24	You had us poof up a baby, then got it baby-napped, then got us trapped inside the anti-fairy castle inside a butterfly net and I just want our baby back. 00:33:35	There there, some brain jelly will make it all better. 00:33:39	Nice going, turner. 00:33:40	Not only did you break her heart .. [chewing] you put the universe in danger. and worse? 00:33:46	You put me in a stupid bunny suit. why? 00:33:50	Because it's all a part of my plan that's not finished yet. 00:33:54	Now let's go get my fairy godbrother/sister. 00:34:01	Yah. 00:34:09	Now, come with me if you want to save the--aagh. 00:34:13	All: Huh? 00:34:14	Cosmo: There's a million doors in this castle. 00:34:16	Little farrah could be anywhere. 00:34:18	my maternal instincts are kicking in again. 00:34:21	Baby bosley is somewhere near. 00:34:29	Ok, everyone be quiet. 00:34:31	This is the part where they spell out their evil plan. 00:34:34	And I don't want any jelly. 00:34:37	As you know, hp, contained inside this small, sweet, yet somewhat homely fairy child lies some of the purest, most natural, untapped magic in the universe. 00:34:46	Yes, that part I get. 00:34:47	I also understand how the patented magic suckers draw out the magical impulses through the baby's pores. 00:34:53	Which will then be sucked through these tubes, and sent to our big, evil, anti-fairy wand, where we will simply wish fairy world gone forever. 00:35:02	And once all the good is gone, our evil will control the universe. 00:35:07	And the earth? 00:35:07	I say we celebrate our victory by destroying it. 00:35:12	Both: Ha ha ha ha. 00:35:23	Poof? 00:39:10	Poof? 00:39:16	Both: Ha ha ha ha ha. 00:39:17	We have to stop their plan and save l'il t. 00:39:20	And the universe. 00:39:28	All: Aaaaaaaah. 00:39:37	Good evening, dimmsdale, I'm chet ubetcha with a horrifying newsbreak. 00:39:41	The world is ending and things are in mass chaos. 00:39:45	Aaaah. 00:39:50	Whew, good thing we're in shape. 00:39:52	now we can outrun father time and mother earth. 00:39:58	Both: Aaaahhhh. 00:40:00	Man: Ah, I'm scared. 00:40:01	Woman: I know. you have that "new baby" smell. 00:40:04	Chet: Tidal waves are approaching the cities. 00:40:07	Dogs and cats are livin6úgether. 00:40:10	It's mass hysteria. 00:40:12	How will this affect your holiday weekend? 00:40:17	Both: Ah ha ha ha ha. 00:40:19	The universe is breaking apart. 00:40:21	We need a plan to free little mackenzie. 00:40:24	we're outnumbered, we don't have any magic, and my head's full of jelly. 00:40:28	Oh, we're not going to free our baby. 00:40:31	Both: Say what? 00:40:32	Our baby is going to free itself. 00:40:36	Wanda hood. catch and fire. 00:40:44	Bullseye. 00:40:45	Turner. 00:40:45	Came all this way to feed the baby, did you? 00:40:48	Ooh. we're sooooo scared. 00:40:50	What do you think will happen now? 00:40:52	Lightning. lightning will happen. 00:40:55	[Burps] [crash] no. 00:41:07	Poof poof? 00:41:08	Seize them. 00:41:11	Seize this. 00:41:23	Bow to the jelly. 00:41:25	Wow. I can finally hear myself. 00:41:26	Man, I sound like an idiot. 00:41:27	Do I always sound like this? 00:41:28	Nice going, turner. I underestimated you. 00:41:31	Your knack for organizing complexicated plans is-- dance, bunny boy. dance! 00:41:37	♪♪ la la la, le le le ♪♪ 00:41:40	♪♪ I'm a silly pink bunny ♪♪ 00:41:43	♪♪ I am cute, yes it's true ♪♪ 00:41:45	♪♪ I will shake my tail for you ♪♪ 00:41:49	[laughs] eeeh. errr. 00:41:57	Perfect. now make l'il t cry. 00:42:00	But how? I'm so fluffy and lovable. 00:42:06	Dahhhhhh! 00:42:11	Whaaaaaah! 00:42:14	[Growling] [growling] well this won't do at all. 00:42:24	[All screaming] [growling] [roaring] eeeh. 00:42:34	Ok, so we've beaten anti-cosmo and hp, but how do we save the universe? 00:42:40	With lunch. 00:42:41	Cosmo? time for a delivery. 00:42:43	Ok, but I only deliver within a 5-mile radius, and the burrito is free if I don't get it to you in 30 minutes or-- just gimme a burrito! 00:42:56	Turner. you are crazy. 00:42:58	Those burritos are too spicy even for me. 00:43:04	That meat-filled pouch of doom will turn the baby's digestive system into a virtual time bomb. 00:43:10	Exacta-mungus. 00:43:13	[Rumbling] wait, when it giggles, good things happen. 00:43:16	When it burps, lightning happens. 00:43:18	When it cries, bad things happen. 00:43:20	And when it breaks wind? 00:43:22	There's no telling what could happen. 00:43:27	Hit the deck! 00:43:40	Hee heee. 00:43:42	Aaah. 00:43:43	Yaaah. 00:43:46	Aaah. 00:44:08	[Explosion] [all cheering] what just happened? 00:44:50	I feel as though all of life's pressures have been released in a sudden burst. 00:44:54	It's almost as though a giant wind has blown away all our troubles. 00:44:59	Or that little liza just cut a magical huge one and the universe is back to normal. 00:45:03	And most importantly, our baby is healthy, happy, and with its family again. 00:45:10	It's as if the universe now has that "new baby" smell. 00:45:13	Thank you, turner, not only for saving the baby but the universe from the anti-fairies and pixies who are in a lot of trouble. 00:45:22	You cannot win. 00:45:23	Bow before our might. 00:45:24	I can't wait to put you on my cereal. 00:45:27	You two raisins will keep me regular for a long time. 00:45:32	Both: No. 00:45:34	And now allow me to present the baby with its first toy. 00:45:39	A rattle? 00:45:40	A MAGIC RATkHE. 00:45:41	This way the baby can channel its magic and control it. 00:45:46	And now I will take the baby back to fairy world to train it to use the rattle properly. 00:45:51	You're going to take the baby? 00:45:52	Yes. it hurts me. but only slightly. 00:45:55	you will be able to visit the baby every other millennium. 00:46:03	Come, napoleon. 00:46:06	Noooo! 00:46:09	[Both whistling] I don't get it. he just took l'il t. 00:46:13	And after all we've been through. 00:46:14	Where are the tears? the emotion? 00:46:16	You're not even crying and-- he took the fake baby, didn't he? 00:46:20	Both: Ta-da. 00:46:23	Poof poof. awesome. 00:46:24	Ha ha. 00:46:26	Finally. home sweet home. 00:46:28	Where everything is normal. 00:46:31	Poof. poof. poof. 00:46:36	Wow, it sure is gonna be great with a new fairy brother/sister around here. 00:46:41	[Growling] by the way, what are we gonna name it? 00:46:46	Well, first we have to find out if it's a boy or a girl. 00:46:50	And after that huge explosion, now's a perfect time to change its diaper. 00:46:58	Now, let's see if you're a boy or a girl. 00:47:00	Uuuuugh! new baby smell. gah. 00:47:05	Aaagh! 00:47:07	It's a boy. 00:47:07	Because boys love water squirters. 00:47:11	Oooh! what should we name him? 00:47:18	Poof. poof. poof. 00:47:19	Poofpoofpoofpoof poofpoofpoofpoof. 00:47:22	" " " where'd you come up with that? 00:47:32	It just came to me. 00:47:33	Poof. poof. poof. 00:47:40	Yeh. good thing we're in shape. 00:47:41	Now we can keep up with our house. 00:47:43	And it has that new baby smell. 00:47:52	Poof. 00:47:58	÷ ÷ HHXzúbpéxD,HXzúbhJp2 Z B(á8z Z B(áHPhXPú8h H Ph H Ph H Ph H Ph H Ph H P@H P@H P@H P@H P@H P@H P@H P@H P@H P@HP@HP@HP@HP@P@P@x.P@x.P@x.P@x.@x.@x. 00:49:53	@x. @@x. 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Kids: Aye, aye, captain. 00:50:30	I can'thearyou. 00:50:32	Kids: [Shouting] aye, aye, captain. 00:50:34	.. ♪ 00:50:36	♪ who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 00:50:37	♪ 00:50:39	Kids: ♪ Spongebob squarepants ♪ 00:50:40	Captain: ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪ 00:50:42	Kids: ♪ Spongebob squarepants ♪ 00:50:44	Captain: ♪ If nautical nonsense be somethin' you wish ♪ 00:50:47	Kids: ♪ Spongebob squarepants ♪ 00:50:48	Captain: ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪ 00:50:50	Kids: ♪ Spongebob squarepants ♪ 00:50:52	Captain: ♪ 00:50:52	All: ♪ Spongebob squarepants ♪ 00:50:55	♪ spongebob squarepants ♪ 00:50:57	♪ spongebob squarepants ♪ 00:50:58	Captain: ♪ Spongebob squarepants ♪ 00:51:02	[captain laughing] [register beeps] price check on industrial size econo-pack of raw fiber. 00:51:33	It goes in like steel wool but comes out like an angel from heaven. 00:51:38	Please, tell me more. 00:51:39	.. 00:51:41	Not really. 00:51:43	I didn't think so. 00:51:44	Oh, wait, I almost forgot me coupons. 00:51:46	There's a couple double ones in there, too. 00:51:48	Sir, these expired over 30 years ago. 00:51:51	What does that mean? 00:51:52	It means they're not good. 00:51:53	Sir, I'll just throw those away for you. 00:51:55	No, wait, I'll take 'em. 00:51:58	[Beeping] ok, sir, your change today is going to be exactly 10 cents. 00:52:02	Come to papa, come to papa. 00:52:07	Hooray! 00:52:09	Two nickels. 00:52:11	.. gasps] hey, that's spongebob out there. 00:52:18	What in blue blazes is that boy up to? 00:52:28	[Shrieks] well, I'll be a geriatric jellyfish. 00:52:34	Spongebob found a penny. 00:52:35	A bright, shiny penny just sitting there and he picked it right up. 00:52:40	[Sighs] I can remember the whole thing as if it had just happened a moment ago. 00:52:58	Sir,sir? 00:53:01	Sir? what? 00:53:03	You're holding up the line. 00:53:05	OH, I AM? Fish: Hey. 00:53:06	Next, please. 00:53:08	Interesting how things work out that way. 00:53:11	Some folks just walk along and stumble over free money .. others, they work. 00:53:17	Hey, mommy, look at that weird guy in the car over there. 00:53:21	Billy, mommy's watching the road right now. 00:53:23	I mean, why couldn'tihave just walked along and found it? 00:53:27	I have legs too, you know. 00:53:29	[Exhausted]: ooh. 00:53:30	How 'bout a little music? 00:53:32	[Cash register rings] [gasps]: oh, wha! 00:53:35	Ok, ok, get a grip, krabs. 00:53:37	Just concentrate on driving. 00:53:40	[Cash register rings] ah! 00:53:42	[Tires squeal] [hyperventilating] ok. 00:53:46	Getting all worked up over one little coin. 00:53:49	[Laughing] ah, must just be the full moon. 00:53:54	Wait a second. 00:53:56	[Cash register rings] [screams] I gotta have that penny! 00:54:10	Good morning, spongebob. 00:54:11	Good morning, mr. krabs. 00:54:15	Yeah-yes. 00:54:16	Really? yup. 00:54:17	And you want to share it with your old uncle krabs, don't you, boy? 00:54:22	Of course. 00:54:23	Great. 00:54:24	Well, share it with me. 00:54:27	[Laughing] I already am sharing it with you, mr. krabs. 00:54:31	What? 00:54:32	The thing I found was a bright, shiny new day! 00:54:37	Well, I'll be in the kitchen if you need me. 00:54:40	Spongebob: Morning, squidward. 00:54:41	Don't talk to me. 00:54:42	Mr. krabs seems to be in a good mood today. 00:54:44	That counts as talking. 00:54:47	Whoa, hello again, mr. krabs. 00:54:49	Hello, spongebob. 00:54:51	What can I do you for? 00:54:52	Can I borrow a penny? a penny? 00:54:54	Sure. 00:54:56	Hm, sorry. 00:54:57	All out of pennies right now. 00:54:59	But did you check all your pockets? 00:55:01	Well, I thought I did. 00:55:03	Front pockets? 00:55:04	Hm, no. back? 00:55:05	Um-um. shirt pockets? 00:55:08	Nada. shoe pockets? 00:55:09	[Laughing] shoe pockets. 00:55:11	Oh, mr. krabs, that is just ridiculous. 00:55:14	It is? 00:55:15	Oh, do have a tie pocket, though. 00:55:17	No, not in there, either. 00:55:19	Hey, maybe it fell in your sock. 00:55:21	.. did you check there? 00:55:22	it's just gotta be in there somewhere .. 00:55:28	.. hey, look. 00:55:31	It's my brain. 00:55:34	Hey, where's it going? 00:55:37	Spongebob: Oh, there. 00:55:40	Spongebob:.. there. 00:55:42	Both: I got it. 00:55:43	Spongebob: I got it, I got it, I got it. 00:55:49	Aha. 00:55:49	[Deep breath] ugh. 00:55:54	[Laughing] Spongebob: Not so fast, little guy. 00:55:56	.. 00:55:59	...Look, huh? 00:56:00	Yes, I know. 00:56:01	[Muttering] .. what's a matter, mr. krabs? 00:56:05	Didn't you know I was a brain whisperer? 00:56:07	So, uh, no penny, huh? nope. 00:56:10	Darn. 00:56:14	.. power drill] squidward, these deafening construction sounds are preventing me from working. 00:56:20	[jackhammer clamors] you think we should walk out back to investigate? 00:56:24	Never. 00:56:24	Spongebob: The sounds were coming from back here. 00:56:27	What the! 00:56:29	Careful with those marquee letters. 00:56:31	Hey, mr. krabs, you made your own movie theater. 00:56:35	Yes, I did. yay! 00:56:37	And you're just in time for the grand opening. 00:56:45	Step right up, folks. 00:56:46	And witness a spellbinding tale chockful of adventure. 00:56:50	.. 00:56:51	And thrills. 00:56:53	You know, I'm not really hungry. 00:56:55	Yeah, let's go see what this fat guy is yelling about. 00:56:58	Witness the terrifying challenges .. 00:57:03	By who? 00:57:05	.. 00:57:06	By a plucky young sponge. 00:57:09	Just like me. 00:57:10	That's right. 00:57:12	And the best part is admission is only one penny. 00:57:16	Does a movie like that even exist? 00:57:19	Yeah, does it? 00:57:19	.. well, actually, I was gonna show you this flip book. 00:57:25	A flip book. 00:57:25	Yeah, I don't even know what thatis! 00:57:28	.. [disgruntled chatter] no! 00:57:34	.. 00:57:37	[Sobbing] please? 00:57:38	Of course, you can, lad. 00:57:39	You just gotta give me one penny. 00:57:43	.. but what? 00:57:44	.. I really don'thavea penny. 00:57:48	[Screams] oh, that's too bad. 00:58:03	I really wanted to see that movie. 00:58:05	Oh, well. 00:58:06	Good evening. 00:58:07	[Wolf whistle] .. welcome to the... 00:58:11	Krusty krab semi-annual charity night. 00:58:15	Squidward? 00:58:16	You look beautiful. 00:58:17	[Annoyed]: let me show you to your table. 00:58:21	My table? 00:58:22	Whoa, fancy. 00:58:24	[Gasps] my very own name tag. 00:58:27	[Light clicks] [soft music plays] [sighs] hello, and welcome to a very important evening. 00:58:35	Tonight's event is entitled: " and before the following images are shown I would ask each of you to look not with your eyes but with your heart. 00:58:49	Krabs: Three dimes. 00:58:52	Two nickels. 00:58:55	One quarter. 00:58:58	Zero pennies. 00:59:01	[Light clicks] [sniffles] and since I realize the images seen here tonight may be wretchedly hideous I am going to tell you what you can do to end this travesty. 00:59:12	You can donate one penny to me, mr. krabs. 00:59:17	krabs, the man who doesn't have one. 00:59:21	[Crying]