The Fan


 * Hurry up, we're running out of time!
 * That gate was unlocked!
 * I don't care, we only have two minutes to get there!
 * You do know there's a sidewalk, right?
 * No time to explain! We need to keep moving!
 * Was that really necessary?
 * No time to worry about collateral damage!
 * I'm pretty sure that was just damage damage.
 * Hey guys! I just want to-
 * Sorry, we don't have much time right now!
 * Hey, guys!
 * Sorry, no time.
 * Hey guys. Hey guys!
 * What the?
 * Hey guys!
 * Alright, go for it.
 * Oh, hi guys!
 * Sorry!
 * Hi guys!
 * Just go home, okay?
 * I just wanna- Hey guys!  Hey guys!  Hey guys!  Hey guys!  Hey guys, I'd just like to-
 * WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME!
 * Hey guys! Hi guys!  Hey guys!  Oh, hi guys.
 * and : WHAT!?
 * I just wanted to say…it's ICE to see you!
 * Look, Sarah, we don't have time for this.
 * Yeah, we have to -- why are we running again?
 * Just go home, okay?
 * I just wanna- Hey guys!  Hey guys!  Hey guys!  Hey guys!  Hey guys, I'd just like to-
 * WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME!
 * Hey guys! Hi guys!  Hey guys!  Oh, hi guys.
 * and : WHAT!?
 * I just wanted to say…it's ICE to see you!
 * Look, Sarah, we don't have time for this.
 * Yeah, we have to -- why are we running again?

A Sitcom Ending

 * The whole Rainbow Factory, destroyed! And we could have saved it!
 * Yeah, but we could have not caused it too.
 * The water supply contaminated for centuries! They say our kids will look even weirder than we do!
 * Hey guys!
 * Well, I guess the moral of this story is, "All's well that ends well!"
 * SARAH! This did not end well, for anyone! It'll take 3 weeks to rebuild it!
 * Yeah. Well, then I guess you could say, "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence!"
 * Sarah, all the grass is on fire and so is the goshdarn fence!
 * OK, what is that? Who's laughing!?
 * Yeah. Well, then I guess you could say, "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence!"
 * Sarah, all the grass is on fire and so is the goshdarn fence!
 * OK, what is that? Who's laughing!?
 * OK, what is that? Who's laughing!?
 * OK, what is that? Who's laughing!?

Sarah's Role

 * Ah! Don't you hate it when people eat noisily? Cuz I do. I'm so like you in that way. Hey! We should totally go on an adventure where we like tell people off for their bad habits but learn that everyone should be themselves, and then we hug!  Hey! Me and my BFFs, Gumball and Darwin think you should stop mouth breathing. It's not very dignifying and it's making the cafeteria moist. But we forgive you, because it's important for you to be you.
 * How about we just have lunch?
 * Yeah, sure. No problem. Can I sit here? At your table?
 * Yeah. Whatever.
 * So, now we sit together at lunch. I guess we need to work on our dynamic.
 * Wuh?
 * Yeah, since I moved schools to be near you guys, I haven't figured out where I fit in. Cuz am I like, the kooky one?
 * Kooky Kooky Kooky Kooky Kooky Kooky Koo-ky-Koo... No? Okay so maybe I'm like the nerdy & secure one, but then I take my glasses off, and I'm like super cute.
 * No? Or maybe I'm just the girl next door who's always been there for you, but you're too foolish to realize it's perfect for you.
 * But you don't live next door.
 * I can move. But of course I couldn't do that because then you both would have to fight over me.
 * Well, at the moment you're more like... the insanely obsessive one.
 * The insanely obsessive one! I can totally do that.
 * No, no, no! I didn't mean I wanted-
 * And I'll be really creepy, and you'll be really scared. But in your final moments, you'll realize that we're meant to be.
 * Final moments? What does that mean? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you following us.
 * Don't worry. You'll never see me.  Ever.
 * The insanely obsessive one! I can totally do that.
 * No, no, no! I didn't mean I wanted-
 * And I'll be really creepy, and you'll be really scared. But in your final moments, you'll realize that we're meant to be.
 * Final moments? What does that mean? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you following us.
 * Don't worry. You'll never see me.  Ever.

Sarah's Video
                     
 * ''For a very long time
 * ''For a very long time
 * ''For a very long time
 * ''I've watched you from afar
 * ''Hunched in your closet
 * ''Or strapped beneath your car
 * ''I treasured all the stories
 * ''The three of us share
 * ''Wherever you are
 * ''I'll always be there
 * ''When you were alone
 * ''I was there too
 * ''Behind the shower curtain
 * ''And you never knew
 * ''I dressed in your clothes
 * ''And breathed in your air
 * ''I watched you both sleep
 * ''And nuzzled your hair
 * ''It helps that your bedroom has places to hide
 * ''And the windows don't lock
 * ''So I can get inside
 * ''I've waited so long
 * ''To be part of your life
 * ''And one day one of you
 * Will call me his wife!
 * I think we need to have a reasonable conversation with this young lady.
 * I think we need to have a reasonable conversation with this young lady.

In the Hallway

 * Where is she? We've been looking for two hours now.
 * Oh man…not cool…
 * You okay, Mr. Small? Why are you looking at that painting that way?
 * Thank mother earth! You can see it too.
 * Wow.
 * Did you see that?
 * See what?
 * Sarah! Wait!
 * Sarah, listen-
 * I know what you're gonna say. I'm sorry about the hair.
 * Eh-what? What hair? Is there something wrong with my hair?
 * Nooooo.
 * Sarah, this whole…thing…isn't really working out.
 * Yeah. It's not you. It's us.
 * By which we mean it's you.
 * Wait! Don't you want to see what's inside my locker?
 * Is this another one of your tricks? Why would we want to see inside your locker?
 * Because this is the part of the story where you maybe I do all this…because I'm lonely.
 * No, Sarah. This is the part of the story where you realize there is no story, and you'll leave us alone.
 * Oh. Y-yeah. Sure.
 * Dude, look at this.
 * "The first people who spoke to me at Elmore Junior High." And this, "The coolest kids in school: Gumball and Darwin."
 * "The only people who really knew me." Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 * I know right? I'm definitely taller than you! And if my eyes were that close together, I'd be a cyclops!
 * No! She really cares about us, but we just pushed her away. Look at this
 * "The Amazing Adventures of Gumball, Darwin, and Sarah." Oh man. All she ever wanted was to be included.
 * This…this is today. Here's us at lunchtime.
 * Oh yeah. Look at that hand, it's like a big thumb.
 * Well, hands are difficult to draw. Here's us watching the video. And here's Sarah walking off just a second ago. I wonder what happens next.
 * Hm. Well, whatever it is I hope she goes to art school.
 * No. You say "We're her only friends, we have to do whatever it takes to make her happy."
 * We're her only friends!? We have to do whatever it takes to make her happy!
 * Right! How do we do it?
 * Alright, here.
 * Oh yeah. Look at that hand, it's like a big thumb.
 * Well, hands are difficult to draw. Here's us watching the video. And here's Sarah walking off just a second ago. I wonder what happens next.
 * Hm. Well, whatever it is I hope she goes to art school.
 * No. You say "We're her only friends, we have to do whatever it takes to make her happy."
 * We're her only friends!? We have to do whatever it takes to make her happy!
 * Right! How do we do it?
 * Alright, here.
 * Alright, here.

At The Rooftop

 * Sarah! You shall not be alone!
 * It's alright guys. You don;t have to do this.
 * Yes I do, Sarah! I have been touched by the beauty of your art, and now I think I love you.
 * No! You cannot love her for I love her more! She's beautiful, and yellow, and runny!  And funny!
 * Forget it guys.
 * Aw, come on!
 * Come on.
 * Come on!
 * Come ooon!
 * C'mooon!
 * C'mon!
 * C'mon!
 * C'mon!
 * C'mon!
 * C'mon!
 * C'mon!
 * C'mon!
 * C'mon!
 * Come-
 * On!
 * Come-
 * On!
 * Come-
 * On!
 * Please don't fight over me!
 * There's no other way. You are too beautiful to be shared!
 * Oh, wait.
 * Uh guys? What are you doing?
 * I don't know. It's the dancing you drew.
 * That's fighting.
 * and : Ohhh.
 * You only love her because she's beautiful! I love her because her heart shines like diamonds!
 * What are you doing?
 * Oh, what now? It says they snuggle for a while!
 * No, it says they struggle for a while.
 * Well, it's not my fault your curly writing is so curly.
 * Dude, this is the part where you rip your shirt.
 * Whaaat?
 * It's right here.
 * Really?
 * Oh yeah. It's right there.
 * Let her go, or prove that you understand true love!
 * My beating heart is the only proof I need. Look!
 * Look!
 * Meh. That'll have to do. Now do your line.
 * You don't know how long I've waited for you!
 * I don't know which path to choose!
 * So (???), we can feel it.
 * What? Oh!  NOOOOO!
 * What happens next?
 * We have to jump?
 * Yeah. We're doing this for Sarah in the name of friendship.
 * And pity.
 * Yeah, that too.
 * and : Ahhhhhhh-I don't think sooo-ahhh!
 * and : Ahhhhhhh-
 * This is much safer-ahhhh…
 * Stop! Don't hurt yourselves for me!
 * You okay?
 * Yeah. Scratched my knee, but I'm okay.
 * Good.
 * You have to choose between us!
 * I can't. I love you both!
 * Then one of us must go!
 * Hold on, I got a track for this.
 * Goodbye, my brother. I'm sorry it had to end this way.
 * It's not the end, for my love will live on forever!
 * Goodbye! Okay, you're supposed to intervene here.
 * I can't! The tape is stuck, the music wont stop.
 * What!? What do we do then?
 * Yeah-you-keep going! I'll be a sec.
 * Are you kidding me? Do something!
 * Okay. Just uh… Almost got it!
 * Stop! I can't bear to destroy each other.
 * Okay, so what happens next?
 * Hmmm…we agree that you get her at monday through thursday, and I get her friday and in the weekends, and we "live happily ever after."
 * I think I have a better Idea.
 * Hm?
 * What is that?
 * Then one of us must go!
 * Hold on, I got a track for this.
 * Goodbye, my brother. I'm sorry it had to end this way.
 * It's not the end, for my love will live on forever!
 * Goodbye! Okay, you're supposed to intervene here.
 * I can't! The tape is stuck, the music wont stop.
 * What!? What do we do then?
 * Yeah-you-keep going! I'll be a sec.
 * Are you kidding me? Do something!
 * Okay. Just uh… Almost got it!
 * Stop! I can't bear to destroy each other.
 * Okay, so what happens next?
 * Hmmm…we agree that you get her at monday through thursday, and I get her friday and in the weekends, and we "live happily ever after."
 * I think I have a better Idea.
 * Hm?
 * What is that?
 * I think I have a better Idea.
 * Hm?
 * What is that?
 * Hm?
 * What is that?