Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (video game)


 * Wallace: It says the town's overrun with pests... and they're eating everything in sight! Anti-Pesto Humane Pest Control. How can I help? It's Lady Tottington. She says that the hall has a major infestation. Don't worry, M'lady. We'll be over in two shakes of a rabbit's tail! Oh! Looks like the fortune teller's had some misfortune. We'd better lend her a hand. Shame you didn't see that pothole coming, Madame Winnie Bago! But, we'll get you to the vegetable show in time, come on, Gromit, shift a paw!
 * Madame Bago: Much obliged, Mr. Wallace, I'm sure. And as one good turn deserves another. Let me see what the future holds for you and your canine companion... I see... rabbits! Lots of them. And by the light of the moon... I see one particularly large and ravenous rabbit! So watch your step in the battle wit the pests, lest with unleash powers you can't control. Oh and one more thing. Beware crossing the path... of a tall dark stranger!
 * Victor: Can I help you?
 * Wallace: Actually we're here to help you. We're Anti-Pesto.
 * Victor: Anti-Pesto? Yes, I've heard of you - humane pest control? Namby - pamby nonsense! Only one way to deal with pests. And tat's shoot 'em. Shoot 'em where it hurts.
 * Lady Tottington: Victor! That's quite enough about shooting. You know my views on that.
 * Victor: Of course, of course! Goodness, how well you look today. You're positively glowing with wealth - I mean, dripping with health.
 * Lady Tottington: I'd be feeling a great deal better if we had our pest problem under control. They seem to be everywhere. Now you must be Wallace. You're just the man I've been looking for!
 * Wallace: And you, Lady Tottington, are just the sort of client... whose cauliflowers and carrots Anti-Presto is dedicated to defending!
 * Victor: Humane Pest Control! Stuff and nonsense! Anti-Prseto'll never rid lady of her rabbits... or her richies. I'l make sure of that.
 * Wallace: Crikey! Even armed with our bungun, Gromit's going to need extra training to deal wit this little lot... First things first, lad. Let's have a quick look around. Righto, Gromit. We'd better have a quick word wit Lady Tottington see what she needs doing.
 * Lady Tottington: Aah! You're here to help are you? Jolly good. You simply must clear the lawn of rabbits before Victor resorts to more "tradtional" methods. They may look innocent, but they're making a mess. Will you help? Excellent! I do hope you can capture them all.
 * Wallace: A-ha! Anytime you need me, just whistle with button! You can whistle, can't you? "Teamwork" is our watch-word. Let's test out our bungun those rabbits, lad! Okay, Lad. Put him in the van. He'll be safe there, and it's totally humane! Ha! There she blows. That should make things easier. Argh! Look sharp! There's another load of rabbits. See if you can chase them towards one of those drains. If you run at them, they'll herd into a group. Slow down and you'll get more control. Eeee! Now that's what I call fast! Here comes the last batch. Ooo! Well that seems to be the lot. Looks like Lady Tottington wants a word.
 * Lady Tottington: My! That was quick. And they're all safe in there, are they? Here's a little something for your troubles. I have another tiny task for you. The old walled garden has been overrun, and the butler's prize pumpkin is in peril! If you wouldn't mind clearing that area for me, I'd be frightfully pleased.
 * Wallace: C'mon, Lad! Hop to it! Can't keep a lady waiting! It's round this side of the house. The switch for the gate's here, lad. All work and no play, eh, Gromit. Dear me. The gate's blocked by that plank. Just jump on that pile of logs - it's the only way over. Bravo! Now, run up to the gate sharpish and give that plank a good whack. Then I can get. Before we release any of the rabbits in our anti-presto traps, we'd better unblock the vac-drain. I can see it under that trolley. You're going to have to move it out of the way. Woah! Get that trolley off the drain, Gromit. Let's release the traps - those nearest the drain first. Just give them a good whallop. Now that's done, let's release the trap door there. Cracking stuff! Now get it into the vac drain. Now, last but not least, let's empty our trap next to the butler's pumpkin. Crickey! What a lot of bunnies. Don't worry about the smaller vegetables. Just herd the rabbits over to the drain as fast as you can. Right. There must be more rabbits hiding here somewhere... Oh! Let's try those cold frames. I've got it... Here comes another bunch of bunnies! Aaiiiee! Oooh look! I wonder how he got up there? Try shooting the weather vane to get him down. Fire one of those paint pots up at it, lad. Point the bungun towards the weather vane and soot it. Cracking shot, lad! Look! Those compost bins are shaking suspiciously. Get yourself on top of the shed - I've got a plan! To get up there you'll have to wall-jump between the two out-buildings. Ha! Well done, lad! Right, those compost bins look as though they could do with saking up a bit! I can handle this! Get ready lad - you'll have to catch up on the way up. A job for me, I think! Grand. That looks like the lot. Let's have a word with Lady Tottington.
 * Lady Tottington: I knew the humane method was the way for me! Wonderful, wonderful. I must tell my friends! How good you are! Here's another of those pretty little cards for your collection. Oh Wallace - May I call you Wallace? You've done such a splendid job, you couldn't do me one more teeny-weeny favour, could you? I must send those statues back before anyone sees them - they're simply ghastly! I'd be frightfully handy if you could collect them up. There are six in all.
 * Wallace: Look Lad, you'd better wall jump there.
 * Lady Tottington: Eeee!
 * Wallace: Come on, boy. I'm sure I saw some back in the walled garden... Ha! Marvelous! There's the next one! Oh! There's no way you're going to get up there, lad... I'll have to get it. Look at this rickety old door, lad. I'll bet there's something inside... But I'll take both of us to get this open. It's not what they were designed for, but it works a treat! Oh look, there's one of those ghastly statues. The butler must have hidden it away! Right! That's in the bag. Mmm. Let's tell Lady Tottington we've got them all shall we, lad?
 * Lady Tottington: Well, you've done it again, Mr. Wallace. I can see you're a man of considerable abilities.
 * Wallace: Ah... a good day's work. Time to go home.
 * Victor: Preposterous pest controllers! "Anti-Pesto are our last hope. Only they can save the giant vegetable competition," Satys Lady Tottington." We'll see about that! Time to pay Anti-Pesto a visit, Philip. It would be a tragedy of all the bunny-wunnies were accidentally to "escape." Ha! That fluffy-headed filly will soon change her tune. And yours truly, madly, deceitfully will come to the rescue... ...with old faithful! Ha, ha, ha!
 * Wallace: Why didn't we think of it before, Lad? The solution to all our storage problems. Simply by connecting the bunvac to the mind-manipulation-o-matic, we can brainwash the bunnies. Hey Presto! Rabbit rehabilitation! Once cured of their anti-social veg-ravaging behavior, the rabbits can be safely released without fear of reoffending. Problem solved! Just a little added lunar power to enhance the mind waves... ...and we can begin. Veg bad, veg bad, veg baaad. Say no to carrots, cabbage and cauliflower. Well, c'mon, lad, what are you waiting for? Turn on the bunvac. Full suction. Oooh! Aah! It's working, Gromit! It's working! Ha! Another 30 minutes brainwashing should suffice. Then we can move on the conditioning! Ooooh... Eeee! Aaargghh! Groooomit! Quick! Switch it off. Get it off! Eee! Get it off me, lad! Eeeh, ooooh, eh! Thanks, lad! Well er... I think I'll turn in. That experiment's left me brainwaves feeling distinctively choppy. No snoozy choc for me tonight carrot juice would be just fine. By 'eck! I had some dreams last night! Oh! Where's our rabbits? And who's taken me mind-o-matic values? Connect up the bunvac! We'd better get to work, lad. Or Anti-Pesto's name is going to be mud!
 * Mrs. Mulch: I'm baking a pie for the vegetable show. But, I'm missing half the ingredients. Can you help? Oh, yes! Nothing like a bit of wild mushroom in me pie! There's no point snooping around here. Mmm! That's the cauliflower! Ee! A tasty turnip! That's the lot! Time to get cooking! Here's a card for you!
 * Mr. Growbag: Anti-Pesto! Rabbits are running riot in the street! Can you help? I counted 30 rabbits on wallaby street alone! I thought Anti-Pesto was supposed to be controlling the pest population?! Quick! Get rid of 'em while we've still got some greenery left! Well done Anti-Pesto! Just look at those rabbit-free lawns! Here, take this card as a reward.
 * Mr. Windfall: I hope your dog hasn't left a deposit in my bank! Some of my customers have been keeping their veg in the bank for safe keeping, but I've run out of room! Can you help me move them before they start going rotten? Most kind of you, Use the wheel to sort the cauliflowers and pumpkins into separate boxes. If you see a rotten one, pull the lever and it'll drop into the garbage. Remember - I'll be watching you carefully! If you get 10 wrong you'll ave failed! Good luck! Well I never! Good work! Here's a card for your troubles.
 * PC: Can you help me with a little poster problem? Oh, champion! Here's that reward I promised you.
 * Wallace: Careful with that thing.
 * Pip: Would you like to do some football training? Great! All you have to do is hit the marked circles within the time limit! But remember, you can't use that funny gun thing of yours! Well done! Now I'll make it a bit harder! Oh boy! That was impressive! Here's the card then.
 * Mrs. Windfall: All these fifthly pests! Disgusting! My precious veg are under attack! Please, I need your assistance! Stop those horrid pests damaging my three prize vegetables. Oh! That must have been a lot easier than I thought. You don't really deserve this, but here's your card anyway.
 * Mrs. Hedges: This has gone too far! The town hall is over-run with rabbits! You simply must do something. Have a look. There are several places around the town hall where I think you'll be able to suck those pests out! Check the revolving doors at the front. And all the open windows on the balcony... ...and at the back! These bunny brains often get suck in the ventilation system too. Deposit all 16 rabbits in the back and I'll give you a card! Well that's a good day's work! Here's your card. I won't forget this!
 * Rex: I'm the fastest kid in town! Want me to prove it? If you can hit any 10 street lamps quicker than me, I'll give you a card! Aw, you were just lucky! Here.
 * Mr. Leaching: Oh, dear! Me van's conked out and I need to deliver the barrels to me customers. Can you help? They're too heavy for me to carry! I need to get one barrel to the newsagents. Another to the pub. And arkwrights wants another.
 * Guy: Thanks! About time! Please tell Mr. Leaching not to bring them so late next time! Hmm, that poster's not wrong. Still, I suppose you'd better report it to PC Mac.
 * Woman: Ah! A barrel at last. Thanks for the delivery. Do give my regards to Mr. Leaching. The warden from the back gardens was looking for you two.
 * Woman 3: Thank you! I've been waiting for that barrel all day! Do thank Mr. Leaching - he's such a reliable soul.
 * Mr. Leaching: Delivered them all did you? The veg growers' association will be delighted! Take this as a thank-you!
 * Revd: God bless you, Anti-Pesto! Do you offer tour services freely? My churchyard runneth over with pests! Kinfly remove them! Praise be! You have my eternal gratitude! Let this card be your reward!
 * Churchyard: Blast! I've forgotten the combination! I can't let you in... You'll need a screwdriver or something to get in there! So see the warden near the town square. I think he needs your help. Ow!! OI! Stop it! Pack it in!
 * Wallace: What do you think you're doing? Stop it this instant!
 * Back Gardens: Anti-Pesto! Boy, is it good to see you! The back gardens have been completely overrun! Can you help? We'll you'll have to help some time! I'll still be here when you get back. I can let you through the first door, but the other one's locked by one of those fancy security devices.
 * Wallace: What are we going to do, Gromit? If only I had my toolbox with me!
 * Back Gardens: Toolbox, you say? Well I do have a screwdriver... Maybe you can put it better use? We need you to clear the rabbits from the gardens - they're running riot again! But whatever you do, you must save the prize vegetables! Wallace - you'll need to use that screwdriver I gave you to get through the gate. Good luck, chaps!
 * Wallace: Let me try the screwdriver! Job well done, lad! I can handle this! A job for me, I think! Aaaah!
 * Back Gardens: Well done! Having seen how smart you are. I hope you'll come back at night and finish the job!
 * PC: Over here, please! Ah! Anti-Pesto! Grrr, some joker's put up more posters - can you help again? Thank you, you've been a great help. Here's a card.
 * Wallace: Oooooooo!
 * Pip: I have a football challenge for you! Do you think you can beat me? You do? Hah! But no-one's ever beaten me! Ok then, here are the rules. Firstly, you must dribble the football around the traffic cones. Don't knock them, or you'll fail! Then you must score a goal past me, without entering penalty area. Nice! That's 1 goal! Wow! That's 2 in a row. You just need 1 more! Boy, sir! That was amazing! No-one has ever got 3 in a row before! Here's my last card.
 * Wallersey: Sorry chaps. You've been doing a sterling job, but there's still more to do before I can let you through here.
 * Revd: Oh dear, oh dear! I've lost my bottles of holy water... Would you be so kind as to help me retrieve them? That's very kind of you. I dropped 3 bottles of holy water in all. They all rolled down that drain... I think you should go, Wallace. Your experience with the bungun will help if any of the bottles are stuck. Once you've found them, shoot them out and I'll catch them as they come through. Be quick! I have to baptize my broccolli! And don't worry: I will look after your dog!
 * Wallace: Hoy!
 * Revd: Another job well done!
 * Churchyard: Ah-ha! You've found yourselves a screwdriver. You can open the gate then. It's quite a mess in there... Are you ready to clear the pests? As you can see, our churchyard is over-run with pests! If anyone can clear it, it's Anti-Pesto! Whatever happens, try not to damage the Vicar's precious prize vegetables! I wish I could help you more... Aha! Maybe you can put my old brolly to use? Look out for rising hot air. Opening your umbrella over these will carry you upwards. It can also help you to glide to far away platforms. Good luck!
 * Wallace: Shall we try stepping on those stone slabs? Mind the graves! We wouldn't want the rabbits to burrow into them!
 * Churchyard: Congragulations! You've cleared the churchyard.