D.J.'s Very First Horse

Danny: Good morning and welcome to a Saturday edition of Wake Up San Francisc-E-I-E-I-O!

D.J.: [to Kimmy about Rocket the horse] Isn’t he the most gorgeous creature you’ve ever seen?

Kimmy: No. is.

Kimmy: Well, I asked my mom about the horse.

D.J.: What did she say?

Kimmy: She said, ‘Kimberly Louise Gibbler, have you lost your mind?’ I didn’t really have an answer for that.

[In the farm, D.J. and Kimmy are getting ready to ride Rocket.]

D.J.: Rocket, we're going to take such good care of you. You wanna ride him first?

Kimmy: You mean get on him? In my new outfit? Why don't I just go tell everybody in school we got a horse? Later, partner.

D.J.: Rocket, let's go for a nice long ride and I'll try to explain Kimmy to you. Rocket, these have been the best two weeks of my life. You're the best horse I've ever owned. And I'm not just saying that because you're the only horse I've ever owned. If I owned a hundred horses, you'd always be my favorite.

Kimmy: Hi, D.J. Hi, Rocket.

D.J.: Kimmy, where have you been? I need your $50.

Kimmy: Has it been two weeks already?

D.J.: Fifty dollars, Kimmy.

Kimmy: [showing off the new clothes she just bought] Do you like my new shirt and new boots?

D.J.: Yeah, they're really nice. [But then...] Oh, Kimmy, you didn't.

Kimmy: I did.

D.J.: You went to the mall?

Kimmy: I don't even know how I got there. I tried to leave, but then I saw this shirt and these boots--

D.J.: Gibbler, you're a mall-a-holic.

Kimmy: I'm sorry I spent the money. I'm sorry I let you down. I'm not ready for this responsibility yet. [She leaves.] Bye, D.J. Bye, Rocket.

D.J.: [to Danny, about Rocket] I can explain everything.

Danny: How in the world did you get it here? What were you thinking about? Has it been here for two weeks? Welcome to 'Father Knows Nothing' (see Trivia).