Iron Man 3


 * [first lines; we see Tony's Iron Man suits being destroyed]
 * Tony Stark': [voice over] We create our own demons. Who said that? What does that even mean? Doesn't matter, I said it cause he said it. So now he was famous and that's basically get said by two well known guys. I don't, uh...I'm gonna start again. Let's track this from the beginning. [1999, Berns, Switzerland - we see flashback where Tony is at a New Year's Eve party]
 * Happy Hogan: [to Maya] Half hour till the ball drops.
 * Tony Stark: Hey, do you want...?
 * Part Guest: Tony Stark, great speech, man! [Hogan moves the man away from Tony]
 * Happy Hogan: I got it.
 * Tony Stark: I gave a speech? How was it?
 * Happy Hogan: Pitiful
 * Maya Hansen: Unintelligible.
 * Tony Stark: Really?
 * Maya Hansen: Mm-hmm.
 * Tony Stark: It's my favorite kind, a winning combo. [Tony gets hold of Maya's arm and they start walking away]
 * Maya Hansen: Where are we going?
 * Tony Stark: Uh...to town on each other, probably back in your room. Cause I also wanna see your research.
 * Maya Hansen: Okay, you can see my research, but thats...I'm not gonna show you my town. [as Tony and Maya are walking away a man intercepts them]
 * Ho Yinsen: Mr. Stark, Ho Yinsen.
 * Tony Stark: Oh, I finally met a man called Ho. [Tony and Yinsen shake hands; Tony turns to Maya] Come here.
 * Ho Yinsen: I would like to introduce you to our guest, Dr. Wu. [Yinsen moves them towards Wu]
 * Tony Stark: [to Wu] Oh, this guy.
 * Dr. Wu: Mr. Stark.
 * Tony Stark: Hey. [Stark and Wu shake hands] You're a heart doctor. She's going to need a cardiologist, FIA. [Tony turns, starts blowing on his party horn and walks away with Maya]
 * Maya Hansen: Bye.
 * Ho Yinsen: Perhaps another time.
 * Tony Stark: [voice over] It started in Berns, Switzerland, 1999, the old days. I never thought they'd come back to bite me. Why would they? [as Tony and Maya walk towards the elevator an enthusiastic man with long hair comes up towards them]
 * Aldrich Killian: Mr. Stark! Oh, wow! Hey, Tony! Aldrich Killian. [to Maya] I'm a big fan of your work!
 * Maya Hansen: My work?
 * Tony Stark: Who isn't? She needs me.
 * Aldrich Killian: Well, of course. But, Miss Hansen, my organization been tracking your research since year two of MIT. [Tony, Maya and Hogan walk into the elevator]
 * Happy Hogan: Yeah, we're full. [Hogan puts his arms out to stop Aldrich from coming inside, but he ducks under Hogan's arms and moves into the elevator]
 * Tony Stark: Oh, wow. He made it. He made the cut.
 * Happy Hogan: What floor are you going to, pal?
 * Aldrich Killian: Oh, now, that is an appropriate question. The ground floor, actually. I've a proposal I'm putting together with myself. It's a privately funded think tank called, Advanced Idea Mechanics. [he holds out two business cards towards Tony and Maya]
 * Maya Hansen: Okay. [Maya takes the cards]
 * Tony Stark: Uh...she'll take both. One to throw away and one to not call.
 * Aldrich Killian: Advanced Idea Mechanics, or AIM for short. [he points to the logo on his t-shirt]
 * Aldrich Killian: Do you get it?
 * Tony Stark: I see that, cause it's on your t-shirt.
 * Aldrich Killian: Oh!
 * Tony Stark: [to the party of women in the elevator; referring to Hogan as they walk out] Ladies, follow the mullet.
 * Maya Hansen: [to Aldrich as she walks out of the elevator] Thank you, I'll call you. [as everyone walks out of the elevator, Tony stops Aldrich from getting out by putting out his arm in front of him]
 * Tony Stark: I'm titillated by the notion of working with you.
 * Aldrich Killian: Yeah?
 * Tony Stark: Yeah, cheese clown. I'm going to ditch these clowns; I'll see you up on the roof in five minutes. [Tony steps out of the elevator] I'm just going to try to get my beef wet real quick. You know what I'm talkin' about?
 * Aldrich Killian: Okay. I'll see you up there. [the elevator door closes]
 * Tony Stark: Damn betcha. Come on! I thought that was just a theory.
 * Maya Hansen: Well, it was. If I'm right, we can access the area of the brain that governs repair. [we see they are looking at a computer monitor with graph of the brain]