Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time


 * Kim: Ron, I couldn't save the world without you.


 * Young Ron: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THE GIANT MONKEY!


 * Ron: You know this ancient magic stuff, it's always so complicated!


 * Drakken: When young Kim Possible goes on her first mission we'll make sure she fails. This time her spirit will be crushed!
 * Killigan: Uh, we tried crushing her spirit. Can we nay simply crush her?
 * Monkey Fist: I'm with the mad golfer on this one.


 * Ron: Um, excuse me scary orb thing where are you taking us?
 * Floating Robot: The attitude adjustment center.
 * Kim: Isn't that the high school?
 * Floating Robot: Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit
 * Ron: Yep, high school.


 * Bonnie Rockwell: Our scan has picked up two troublemakers in the back row.
 * Ron Stoppable: I wonder what they do with troublemakers?
 * [wrist-cuffs & foot-cuffs trap Kim & Ron]
 * Ron Stoppable: Hey, hey, hey! High school never had to resort to this sort of thing!
 * [Obedience collars emerge from the seatbacks]
 * Kim: Or that sort of thing!
 * Bonnie Rockwaller: Obedience collars; you'll learn to love them. Not that you'll have a choice.


 * Drakken: You think you're all that... blah blah blahbitty blah.


 * Monkey Fist: Waffle away, gents. I'll be getting a head. [As he jumps on Drakken and Killigan's head]


 * Killigan: (about Monkey Fist) He has the power of time travel, and he's late!


 * Rufus 3000 [in front of an audience of future Rufuses]: Rufus prime, what is the meaning of life?
 * Rufus: ...uh, cheeeeese!
 * [audience applauds]
 * An audience Rufus: [to neighbor] You owe me a buck.


 * Shego: ''[to Ron] NO TOUCHY MY MONKEY!


 * Ron: ''(to Shego) No one knocks down Bueno Nacho past, present or future.


 * (Ron learns Shego is the reason his family moved to Norway)
 * Ron: You're the reason I moved? You're the reason I've eating meat cakes?!

