Fast and Easy

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Fast and Easy".

[''The episode begins with Sonic running through the forest. He screeches to a halt, then walks slowly as the sound of Robotnik's Egg-O-Matic hovercraft can be heard. He looks behind a bush, and Tails flies up to him. The camera moves down to Grounder, who is piloting the Egg-O-Matic, with two miniature Egg-O-Matics attached to its left and right sides, as Scratch, who is holding a walkie-talkie in his right hand, signals him with his left hand. The Egg-O-Matic is carrying a large box labelled, TOP SECRET TRAP.'']
 * Tails: Check it out! A top secret trap! Robotnik's never tried one of those before!

[Sonic points his left thumb at himself.]
 * Sonic: Yeah, I'm kinda flattered!
 * Scratch: Let her down gentle! Slow, slow, slow-ho-ho!

[Scratch stares in shock as the box is about to fall on him.
 * Scratch: No-ho-ho-ho-hoo!

[''The box falls on Scratch, flattening him. Scratch squawks angrily as the camera zooms out on him.'']
 * Scratch: Wrong, wrong!
 * Grounder: Oh, picky, picky, picky!
 * Tails: Something top secret could be really dangerous! Let's just go around them!
 * Sonic: You're right, little buddy! We'll just avoid em' all together!

[Sonic gears up to run, then stops.]
 * Sonic: No, I can't do it! Curiosity's got the best of me! I gotta find out what Robotnik's got in that crate to catch us!

[''Sonic turns to look behind the bush, then Tails sighs and shrugs his shoulders dejectedly. The camera moves over to Scratch and Grounder, the latter of whom is out of the Egg-O-Matic.'']
 * Scratch: Anybody watching?

[Grounder is now holding a remote control in his right hand.]
 * Grounder: I am!
 * Scratch: D'oh! Anybody with brains?
 * Grounder: Um, nope!
 * Scratch: Then activate!

[''Grounder presses the button on the remote with his left drill, and the box rumbles. Scratch and Grounder scream and run away as the box opens. Inside the box is a forest-like landscape, which Scratch points his right index finger at.'']
 * Scratch: Now test!

[Grounder presses the button with his left drill, and the box closes.]
 * Scratch: Bwahahaha! He's not going to escape that!

[Grounder laughs.]
 * Grounder: Never!
 * Sonic: Wanna bet, bots?

[''Scratch and Grounder stare in shock as Sonic is leaning against the box by his right hand. The camera zooms in on him, then Scratch waves his left hand at him.'']
 * Scratch: Go away, Hedgehog!
 * Grounder: Yeah, get lost!

[Sonic walks up to Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Sonic: Hey, Robuttnik paid major Mobiums for this! If you want to catch me with it, you should welcome my suggestions!

[Scratch points his left index finger at Sonic.]
 * Scratch: What makes you think this trap's for you?
 * Sonic: Every trap's for me!

[Grounder nods his head, "No" at Sonic.]
 * Grounder: Oh, no! Not this one! This time we got an important guy to catch!

[Sonic looks slyly at Grounder.]
 * Sonic: I get it! It's a trick! You're making me think you really don't want me, so I'll let my guard down, right?

[Grounder waves both his drills and nods his head, "No" at Sonic.]
 * Grounder: Nope. We really don't want you!

[Scratch points his left index finger at Sonic.]
 * Scratch: Look, Hedgehog, we can't waste any more time talking to a has-been! Go away, vamoose, don't call us, we'll call you!

[''The camera cuts to a view of Sonic, who stares in confusion, and zooms in on him as he stares in anger. The screen transitions to the next scene, Sonic is standing behind the bush.'']
 * Tails: I don't get it, Sonic! Who's more important than you?

[Sonic points his left index finger at Tails.]
 * Sonic: Good question, kiddo. And we're about to find out!

[Scratch and Grounder are staning behind a tree, and Scrath is holding a telescope in both his hands, which he looks through with his right eye.]
 * Sonic: Our victim's steppin' on the fake grass!

[A view through Scratch's telescope is now seen as a pair of legs wearing purple pants walk through.]
 * Scratch: He's passin' the fake rocks!

[Grounder is now holding the remote in his left hand.]
 * Scratch: He's right in position! Spring the trap!

[Grounder presses the button with his right drill, and the box closes over the mysterious figure inside.]
 * Grounder: Ha ha ha ha! We got him! We got him!

[Sonic spins and runs through the box, breaking holes in it.]
 * Tails: Sonic saved him! Sonic saved him!

[''Tails jumps into the air and holds up his left thumb. The camera zooms in on him.'']
 * Tails: Whoever it is!
 * Grounder: How are you gonna explain this to Dr. Robotnik?
 * Scratch: No problem! I'll just tell him it was your fault!

[''Sonic runs up to Tails, and is now holding Easy Eddie in both his arms. He sets him down.'']
 * Sonic: Okay, pal! You're safe!

[Eddie points his right index finger at Sonic.]
 * Easy Eddie: Next time, you little buttinksi, save me slower!
 * Sonic: What?
 * Eddie: I hate speed! It gives me a headache!
 * Sonic: Look, slow-mo! Speed just saved you from Robotnik!
 * Eddie: I don't need your help! I can handle my own hassles!

[Sonic and Tails look at each other, then Sonic points his left index finger at Eddie.]
 * Sonic: Who are you, anyway?
 * Eddie: Lucky you! You just met the famous Easy Eddie!

[Eddie holds out his right hand, and Sonic tries to shake it with his right hand, but Eddie pulls it away and laughs as he pushes his hair back with it.]
 * Eddie: Sucker!
 * Tails: How come Robotnik's badniks wanted to catch you more than they wanted to catch Sonic?

[Eddie yawns and stretches as he covers his mouth with his right hand.]
 * Eddie: None of your business, brat!

[Eddie grabs Tails' left tail with his right hand.]
 * Eddie: Ever think about plastic surgery to fix those, uh, freaky tails?

[Tails grabs his tails with both his hands and pulls them away.]
 * Tails: What?

[Sonic turns to face Tails, then points his left hand at Eddie.]
 * Sonic: You know, you're pretty rude!
 * Eddie: I'm not rude, I'm hungry! When's lunch?

[Sonic points his right thumb beside himself.]
 * Sonic: We got some chili dogs back at camp!

[Eddie holds out both his hands like stop signs.]
 * Eddie: Chili dogs? Yuck! Barfage!

[Eddie points his right index finger at his mouth and gags.]
 * Eddie: I hate chili dogs! I'm history!

[''Eddie walks away, knocking Tails over in the process. Tails grunts as he falls, then holds up his left index finger.'']
 * Tails: Hey, watch where you're walkin'!

[Eddie turns to face Tails and holds up his right index finger.]
 * Eddie: Next time, don't stand in my way!

[Sonic turns to face Eddie.]
 * Sonic: Hey! How come they call you "Easy Eddie" when you're so hard to get along with?
 * Eddie: Easy! Cause' I always find the easy way to the easy buck! See you!

[Eddie walks away and chuckles.]
 * Eddie: Woldn't want to be you!

[Sonic turns to face Tails, grabs his left wrist with his right hand and his right wrist with his left hand, and pulls him up.]
 * Sonic: Well, we know one thing for sure; Robotnik isn't after him for his charming personality!
 * Tails: Yeah! But why would even Robotnik want a creep like him?

[The screen transitions to a view outside Robotnik's fortress, which the camera zooms in on.]
 * Dr. Robotnik: What? You let Easy Eddie escape my top-secret trap? Klutz-bots! Brain-dead bolt heads! Dim-witted... uh...

[Robotnik stutters.]
 * Grounder: Oh, we'll catch him next time, your pudginess! We promise!

[Grounder bows down and kisses Robotnik's left foot.]
 * Robotnik: You'd better! I need that ring he's wearing so I can conquer Mobius!

[Scratch pokes Robotnik's body with his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: Excuse me, Dr. Robotnik, we may be dumb, but even we know a measly little ring can't conquer a whole planet!
 * Robotnik: This one can!

[''Robotnik walks up to his computer and presses a button on the control panel with his right index finger. An image of the Chaos Emerald Ring is shown on the screen.'']
 * Robotnik: The most powerful Chaos Emerald on Mobius is set in this ring!

[''Scratch and Grounder stare at the image of the ring in awe. A view of the Secret Zone, resembling the Special Stage from Sonic 1, is shown.'']
 * Robotnik: Deep within the Secret Zone of Mobius is an activation altar!

[A view of a right hand placing the Chaos Emerald Ring in the activation altar is shown.]
 * Robotnik: When I place the Chaos Emerald Ring in its exact center,

[''Sparks emit from the activation altar. A view of Mobius, with the caption, THIS IS A SIMULATION ONLY is now shown on the screen as the camera zooms in on it, and Mobius sinks into the water.'']
 * Robotnik: Anytime I want, I can make a hundred square miles of Mobius sink into the sea!

[Robotnik pounds his left fist on the control panel.]
 * Robotnik: Once I've disposed of a country or two, the rest of the planet will surrender instantly!
 * Scratch: Leapin' lugnuts!

[Scratch points his right index finger at Robotnik.]
 * Scratch: That's some ring!
 * Grounder: Yeah! Why'd you let that ferret kid have it?
 * Robotnik: Let him? Who said I let him?

[''Robotnik flexes his mustache angrily at Grounder. Scratch holds out both his hands like stop signs.'']
 * Scratch: D'oh, not me, him!

[Scratch points his right index finger at Grounder.]
 * Scratch: He said, "Let him"!

[Scratch points his left thumb at himself.]
 * Scratch: I would never say "Let him"! I would never even think about saying "Let him"!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Scratch.]
 * Robotnik: Shut your trap!

[Robotnik presses a button on the control panel with his left index finger, and Eddie is shown on the screen as the camera zooms in on it.]
 * Robotnik: The more I think about that Easy Eddie, the madder I get! I had the Chaos Emerald Ring in my possession, I was only minutes away from total conquest!

[Steam emits from Robotnik's ears.]
 * Robotnik: And that sneaky little street slime picked it from my pocket!

[In the next scene, Sonic is at the campsite, picking up firewood with both his hands as Tails, who has now removes his right shoe and sock, is sitting on a rock and holding his right sock in his right hand.]
 * Tails: Hey, Sonic, have you seen my eleven mobium lucky coin? It's not in my secret hiding place!

[Sonic runs around the firewood, forming it into a campfire, and creating a cloud of dust.]
 * Sonic: Maybe it fell out!

[Tails is now holding his right shoe in both his hands.]
 * Tails: No way! I've tramped all over Mobius with it, and it's never fallen out!
 * Sonic: So when't the last time you know you had it?
 * Tails: Uh, let's see... uh, I think it was... just before that Easy Eddie guy bumped into us!

[Sonic points his left index finger at Tails.]
 * Sonic: Hey, you don't think...

[Tails is now holding his right sock in his right hand as he jumps off the rock.]
 * Tails: I do think! Easy Eddie picked my sock!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic runs down the road, with Tails flying alongside him. Tails points his right index finger in front of himself.'']
 * Tails: There, Sonic! Easy Eddie's tracks take that road to the left!
 * Sonic: That coin-cyping slimebag! Just wait till' I get my mitts on him!

[''Sonic and Tails come to a fork in the road and turn to the left side. Two school kids (one in a red hat, light blue shirt, and green pants, and one in a purple beanie and red overalls) are at a bus stop, and the camera zooms in on them. Eddie walks out from the bush behind them, and they turn their attention to him.'']
 * Eddie: Hey, um, how far is the next town?
 * School Kid #1: Um, two miles, but if you want to wait for the school bus, you can hitch a ride!
 * Eddie:' Thanks, but I need the exercise!

[As Eddie pats the first School Kid's hat with his right hand, he takes an apple from his lunchbox with his left hand and hides it behind his back.]
 * Eddie: You've been real helpful!

[''The school bus pulls up to the bus stop. The two school kids get on it, and the school bus drives away. Eddie waves his right hand at the school bus.'']
 * Eddie: Have a... uh, a good day at school! Ha ha! Suckers!

[''Eddie eats the apple. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik is piloting the Egg-O-Matic hovercraft, with Scratch riding in the right miniature Egg-O-Matic, and Grounder, who is holding a telescope in his left hand, riding in the left one. Grounder looks through the telescope with his left eye, and points below with his right index finger.'']
 * Grounder: I see him, your kinkiness! Ha ha! I see him! Down there in the forest clearing!

[''A view through Grounder's telescope is shown. In it, Eddie is seen sitting against a tree, eating the apple he is holding in his right hand.''
 * Robotnik: Excellent! We'll take cover behind that cloud!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at a cloud, which he flies the Egg-O-Matic behind.]
 * Robotnik: Didn't I tell you we'd be successful if I took personal charge of this search?

[A tear emits from Robotnik's right eye, and he wipes it off with his right index finger.]
 * Robotnik: It's times like this the astounding depth of my evil genius overwhelms me! First, we send down a blast of sleeping gas!

[''Robotnik pulls the lever back with his right hand, and a hose lowers from the Egg-O-Matic. As Eddie eats the apple, the hose blows sleeping gas at him. Eddie screams and falls over. Robotnik then pulls the lever back and forth, and a dustpan emerges from the right miniature Egg-O-Matic, and a broom emerges from the left miniature Egg-O-Matic.'']
 * Robotnik: Attention, all pilots! Swoop and scoop!

[''Robotnik pulls the lever back with his right hand, separating the three Egg-O-Matics. Scratch and Grounder fly their Egg-O-Matics down to Eddie, and Grounder points his right drill at Scratch.'']
 * Grounder: Now?

[Scratch holds up his left index finger.]
 * Scratch: Now!

[''Scratch pulls his lever back with his right hand, as does Grounder. They succeed in sweeping Eddie into the dustpan.'']
 * Eddie: Whoa!
 * Grounder: Sweeper to Scooper! We got him!
 * Scratch: Scooper to Sweeper! Return to base!

[''Sonic runs into the dustpan, then runs out. He is now carrying Eddie in both his hands, and sets him down near a boulder, which he picks up with both his hands. He runs back into the dustpan, then out of it again. Scratch and Grounder fly back up to Robotnik.'']
 * Scratch: Easy Eddie's a lot heavier than he looks!

[Grounder chuckles.]
 * Grounder: So what? This is great! I bet we get a promotion for this!
 * Scratch: Yeah! Maybe we should even ask for... a salary! Bwahahaha!
 * Grounder: Not me! I'd rather ask to get paid every week!

[Sonic is now holding a bowl of water in his right hand, which he splashes Eddie with.]
 * Eddie: Hey!

[Eddie coughs as he shakes his head.]
 * Eddie: Where am I?

[Eddie turns to face Sonic.]
 * Eddie: Uh, didn't I tell you I could handle myself? What do you think you're doin'?
 * Sonic: Wrong question, slow-mo!

[Tails points his left index finger at Eddie.]
 * Tails: Yeah! We want to know what you did with my lucky coin!

[Eddie turns to face Tails.]
 * Eddie: Coin? Uh, what coin?

[Sonic reaches into Eddie's right back pants pocket with his right hand and pulls out Tails' coin.]
 * Eddie: Ow!

[Sonic is now holding the coin in his right hand.]
 * Sonic: This one!
 * Eddie: Hmmm. Uh, how... how did it get in there?

[Sonic points his right index finger at Eddie.]
 * Sonic: Just what are you up to? Why is Robotnik always on your tail?
 * Eddie: I told you once, I'll tell you again; none of your business!

[''The camera cuts to a view of the cloud and zooms in on it. Inside the cloud, Robotnik is holding the boulder in both his hands.'']
 * Robotnik: A rock?! You brought me a rock?!

[Robotnik growls as he tosses the boulder at Scratch, who stares in shock at it.]
 * Scratch: Whoa!

[Scratch ducks just in time to avoid getting hit by the boulder.]
 * Grounder: Um, uh, it's a really nice rock, Dr. Robotnik!

[Robotnik growls angrily, then pulls the lever back with his right hand, cutting off power to Scratch and Grounder's Egg-O-Matics, and causing them to fall.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!

[''Scratch and Grounder land in the bushes below, and scream and groan in pain as they crash. Sonic, Tails, and Eddie all turn their attention to it.'']
 * Tails: What?
 * Sonic: What was that?

[Sonic runs away, and the camera moves to the right side of the screen, until it reaches the wreckage of Scratch and Grounder's Egg-O-Matics.]
 * Grounder: I don't see why Dr. Robotnik had to get so upset!
 * Scratch: He needs that Chaos Emerald Ring Easy Eddie stole from him so he can conquer Mobius!
 * Grounder: Oh, yeah! I forgot! So he can sink a hundred square miles of the planet anytime he wants! Ha ha! You gotta admire a guy with goals!

[''The camera zooms out on Grounder, then moves to the left side of the screen, where Sonic is hiding behind a bush, having heard the entire thing. He runs back to Tails and Eddie, and looks at the Chaos Emerald on Eddie's right ring finger.'']
 * Sonic: So that's why Robotnik is after you! it's that ring!

[''Eddie grunts as Sonic grabs his right arm with his right hand. A view of the Chaos Emerald Ring is shown, and a light shiness off it. Eddie pulls his right arm back, causing Sonic to stumble back.'']
 * Eddie: Watch it, Hedgehog!
 * Sonic: Hey!
 * Eddie: Don't touch the merchandise!

[Robotnik is now flying his Egg-O-Matic, which has a loudspeaker below it, and holding the microphone to it in his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: Attention, Easy Eddie! I know you're down there, so listen closely; wherever you go, I'll be after you, so make it easier, Easy! Surrender now!
 * Eddie: Hmmm. Maybe I can make a deal with him. A rich and easy deal!

[Sonic points his right index finger at Eddie.]
 * Sonic: No way! I'm gonna take that ring someplace that Robotnik can never find it!

[Sonic grabs the Chaos Emerald Ring ing with his left hand and tries to pull it off, but to no avail.]
 * Sonic: It won't come off!
 * Eddie: Yeah, I know! It's stuck!

[Eddie points his left thumb at himself.]
 * Eddie: I'm stuck with it, and you're stuck with me, Hedgehog!
 * Tails: What?
 * Robotnik: If you don't surrender in five seconds, Easy Eddie, I will defoliate this forest and find that ring in its ashes!

[Robotnik fires a flame at Sonic and Eddie, knocking them down.]
 * Sonic: Yikes!
 * Eddie: Ow!

[Sonic flinches.]
 * Sonic: This isn't gonna be easy!

[''The screen fades to black. In the next scene, Robotnik continues flying his Egg-O-Matic over the forest.'']
 * Robotnik: That's your last warning, Easy Eddie!

[''Sonic, Tails, and Eddie are behind a tree and some bushes, which they duck behind. Eddie screams as Sonic grabs his right wrist with his right hand, and runs away with him in tow.'']
 * Sonic: Whoa!

[Tails flies into the air.]
 * Tails: Wait up!

[''Tails flies away just in time as Robotnik fires a flame in the spot they were standing in. The flames are used as a transition to the next scene, which takes place in a volcanic wasteland. Sonic runs across the wasteland, then screeches to a halt and leans up against a rock by his left hand as Eddie dusts himself off with both his hands. Tails lands behind him.'']
 * Eddie: You're getting on my nerves, Hedgehog!
 * Sonic: You just don't get it, do you? We gotta keep that ring away from Robotnik so we can save Mobius!
 * Eddie: What do I care about saving Mobius? All I care about is saving me!

[Eddie points his left thumb at himself.]
 * Sonic: Then join the group, stupe! If Mobius goes down, so does everyone, including you!

[Sonic points his right index finger at Eddie.]
 * Tails: Yeah, just lookin' out for yourself won't cut it!
 * Sonic: Tails is right! Why don't you start thinkin' about givin' a little instead of just takin'?

[''Sonic grabs Eddie by the collar of his shirt with his right hand and walks away, with him in tow. Tails follows behind them.'']
 * Sonic: You're comin' with us, and we're gettin' that ring off your finger!
 * Eddie: Hey!

[''The screen transitions to a view outside Robotnik's fortress. Inside, Robotnik is pacing the floor as he talks to Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Robotnik: I suppose you're wondering why I put you back together and called this meeting.
 * Scratch: Not me!
 * Grounder: Me neither.
 * Robotnik: You ingrates!

[Scratch and Grounder scream as they run away, and Robotnik grabs various spare parts with his left hand, which he picks up and tosses at Scratch and Grounder with his left.]
 * Robotnik: I work my fingers to the bone bringing terror and tyranny to this planet, and you don't even care!

[Scratch and Grounder scream as they flinch to dodge the spare parts.]
 * Robotnik: Do I ever hear a "Thank you"? A "Job well done"? Do you ever ask "How can we help?"?
 * Scratch: How can we help, your most magnificent maliciousness? Your extreme wonderful wickedness? How can we make your life easier and more satisfying?
 * Robotnik: Do you really mean that? Can I really trust you this time?

[Scratch and Grounder hold up their right hand and drill to their chest as they hold up their left hand and drill.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Cross our circuits and hope to fry!

[Robotnik walks up to Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: Then bring me Easy Eddie! I don't care what it takes, I don't want any excuses, just do it!

[The force of Robotnik's yell knocks Scratch and Grounder down.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Yes, sir!
 * Grounder: We'll do it!
 * Scratch: You can count on us!

[Robotnik, who is now holding the Ferret Finder Field Helmet in both his hands, walks up to Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: And to make sure that you succeed, I've invented this new Ferret Finder Field Helmet.

[Robotnik puts the Ferret Finder Field Helmet on Scratch's head.]
 * Robotnik: This will lead you to Easy Eddie, wherever he is!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, which takes place in Professor Von Schlemmer's laboratory. Von Schlemmer is sleeping in a chair, and the camera moves to the right side of the screen, until it reaches a door. The door opens, and Sonic, who is pulling Eddie by the front of his shirt with his left hand, walks in. Tails follows behind him.'']
 * Sonic: Professor Von Schlemmer! Are you here?

[''Von Schlemmer gasps as he awakens, and laughs. He points his left index finger at himself.'']
 * Professor Von Schlemmer: I was here a minute ago! Unless I just left, uh, this must be me!

[Von Schlemmer chuckles.]
 * Tails: We really need your help, Professor!

[As Von Schlemmer jumps out of his chair, Sonic walks up to him.]
 * Sonic: Yeah! We gotta get a very important ring off this guy's finger!
 * Von Schlemmer: What guy?

[''Sonic, Tails, and Von Schlemmer all turn their attention to Eddie and gasp. Eddie reaches into Von Schlemmer's left front coat pocket with his left hand and pulls out Von Schlemmer's wallet. Sonic runs up to Eddie.'']
 * Sonic: Hey! Put that back!

[Sonic snatches Von Schlemmer's wallet with his left hand.]
 * Eddie: Chill, pal! Uh, you don't want me to get rusty, do you?

[Sonic holds up Von Schlemmer's wallet with his left hand.]
 * Sonic: Put it back!

[''Eddie sighs as he grabs Von Schlemmer's wallet with his left hand and puts it back in Von Schlemmer's left front coat pocket. Sonic walks back up to Von Schlemmer.'']
 * Sonic: You've made so many inventions, Professor! You've gotta have some way to get rings off fingers, even sticky ones!
 * Von Schlemmer: Hmmm...

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic, Eddie, and Von Schlemmer are standing next to the Bigger Maker Machine, which Von Schlemmer points his right index finger at.]
 * Von Schlemmer: If we expand the ring to a very large size, it will slip off in an instant!

[Eddie screams as Von Schlemmer grabs his right arm with his left hand and puts it in the Bigger Maker Machine.]
 * Von Schlemmer: So first, we will try my bigger maker machine!

[''Eddie screams as the Bigger Maker Machine vibrates. When he pulls his right arm out, both the Chaos Emerald Ring and the finger it is on have grown.'']
 * Eddie: What have you done to my finger?!

[A light shines off the Chaos Emerald Ring.]
 * Tails: Any other ideas, Professor?

[Von Schlemmer snaps his right thumb and index finger.]
 * Von Schlemmer: Lubrication! We'll grease his finger so that the ring will slide right off!

[''Von Schlemmer pulls a lever back with his right hand. The platform that Eddie is standing on rumbles, and raises. Eddie falls over on it.'']
 * Eddie: Hey, what's goin' on? Cut it out! Stop this thing!

[''A mechanical arm holding a brush with grease on it lowers from the ceiling. Eddie grumbles as the brush covers him in grease. Von Schlemmer, who has his eyes closed, walks towards Eddie, pointing his right index finger at him.'']
 * Von Schlemmer: Now, I simply walk over and slide the ring off!

[''Von Schlemmer steps on some grease that fell on the floor, slips on it, and screams as he does a flip that ends with his landing on his back. Sonic and Tails run up to Eddie, and Sonic now has Tails on his shoulders as Tails grunts and tries to pull the Chaos Emerald Ring off Eddie's finger with both his hands.'']
 * Sonic: It's not working, Professor!

[Some grease falls on Von Schlemmer's face.]
 * Von Schlemmer: Fortunately, I gots an even better idea!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic, Tails, Von Schlemmer, and Eddie are all at a laser device, which is aimed at the Chaos Emerald Ring.]
 * Von Schlemmer: This delicate laser device will enable us to cut the ring off the finger with absolutely no danger to anyone!

[''Von Schlemmer presses a button on the laser device with his right index finger. The laser device zaps the Chaos Emerald ring, which causes lasers to reflect all over the laboratory.'']
 * Eddie: Ow! Hey!

[Sonic and Tails scream as they dodge the lasers, which continue reflecting all over the laboratory.]
 * Sonic: Whoa! Up! Duck! Watch it! Whoa!
 * Tails: Whoa! Duck! Turn it off!

[''Von Schlemmer presses the button on the laser device with his right index finger, turning it off. Eddie jumps off the laser device.'']
 * Eddie: This is nuts! I'm outta here!

[Eddie trips over a rock with his left foot, then falls into some grease, and slides across the floor.]
 * Eddie: Whoa! Help!

[Eddie slams into the Bigger Maker Machine, turning it on.]
 * Eddie: Ow!

[''The Bigger Maker Machine explodes, creating a cloud of smoke, which launches Eddie into the air. Eddie screams as he falls, then lands head-first into the Laser Device, turning it on and causing it to shock him.'']
 * Eddie: Help!

[''The Chaos Emerald Ring falls off of Eddie's finger, and lands on the floor. Eddie is now charred, and smoke emits from him.'']
 * Eddie: Hey!

[Tails picks up the Chaos Emerald Ring with his right hand.]
 * Tails: You did it, Professor! You did it!

[''Sonic and Von Schlemmer are standing next to a lever. Tails runs up to them.'']
 * Von Schlemmer: Actually, this was an accident! Put it back on his finger, and we'll try something else!

[Von Schlemmer grabs the lever with his right hand and pulls it back.]
 * Sonic: Come on, Professor! The ring's off! You don't have to try anything else!

[The door opens, and the Spinner Shaker machine rolls in.]
 * Von Schlemmer: Don't you understand? My pride is at stake, and my new Spinner Shaker might just be the ticket to do this right!
 * Eddie: Yeah! My ticket out of here!

[''Eddie runs up to Sonic and Von Schlemmer, and pushes them into the Spinner Shaker with both his hands. He then closes the door with his left hand, and pushes the lever with his right hand. Sonic and Von Schlemmer scream as they are spun around. Tails, who is holding the Chaos Emerald Ring in his left hand, stares angrily at Eddie as he walks up to him, but Eddie snatches the Chaos Emerald Ring from him with his right hand. He runs away, and Tails falls over and grunts. Eddie runs out the door, and Tails holds out his right hand like a stop sign.'']
 * Tails: Hey, stop!

[''Sonic and Von Schlemmer continue screaming as they are spun around, and Tails grunts as he pulls the lever back with both his hands, turning the Spinner Shaker off. The door opens, and Sonic and Von Schlemmer walk out.'']
 * Von Schlemmer: Maybe I should have quit when we were ahead!
 * Sonic: Did Easy Eddie get away?
 * Tails: Sorry, Sonic! I couldn't help it! I had to save you guys!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, which takes place in the volcanic wasteland. The camera moves over to Scratch and Grounder, the former of whom is wearing the Ferret Finder Field Helmet on his head, as they walk across the wasteland.'']
 * Grounder: Hey, what's your Ferret Finder Field Helmet say?
 * Scratch: I think maybe, possibly, uh, I'm picking up a few weak signals!

[''Scratch and Grounder groan as Eddie runs into them. Grounder's head is now detached from his body.'']
 * Grounder: Boy, I'm glad those weren't strong signals, or we'd be goners!
 * Eddie:Take me to Dr. Robotnik, now!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, which takes place outside Robotnik's fortress as the camera zooms in on it.]
 * Eddie: I'll give you back the Chaos Emerald Ring if you'll give me a zillion Mobiums!

[Eddie holds out his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: An entire zillion?
 * Eddie: In cash!

[Robotnik runs the fingers on his right hand through the right side of his mustache.]
 * Robotnik: Mmmm. I suppose world domination is worth that much. Scratch! Grounder! Bring in the cash cart!

[Scratch and Grounder grunt as they push a cart filled with stacks of Mobiums with both their hands and drills.]
 * Robotnik: I've kept my part of the bargain, now you keep yours!

[''Eddie reaches into his left front pants pocket with his left hand and pulls out the Chaos Emerald ring. A light shines off of it.'']
 * Eddie: Here's the ring!

[Robotnik snatches the Chaos Emerald Ring with his right hand.]
 * Robotnik: Thank you!

[''Eddie sighs happily as he takes a stack of Mobiums with his right hand. He runs his left index finger through it, then stares in shock when he realizes the Mobiums are counterfeit.'']
 * Eddie: Hey! This is fake money!

[''Robotnik holds up his left index finger. He is now revealed to be wearing the Chaos Emerald Ring on his right index finger.'']
 * Robotnik: Of course! I'm a fake nice person!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at Eddie.]
 * Robotnik: Throw him in the dungeon!

[''Eddie stares angrily at Scratch and Grounder, who walk up to him with devious smiles on their faces. Scratch is now holding Eddie by his right arm with his right hand, and Grounder is holding him by his left arm with his left drill.'']
 * Eddie: You phony! I can't stand dishonesty!
 * Robotnik: If anybody wants me, I'll be in the Secret Zone, achieving the final conquest of Mobius!

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik flies his Egg-O-Matic through the Secret Zone. When he reaches the Activation Altar, he lands his Egg-O-Matic near it, jumps out of his Egg-O-Matic, and walks up to the Activation Altar. He is holding the Chaos Emerald Ring in his right hand.'']
 * Robotnik: First, I place the ring in the activation altar...

[Robotnik places the Chaos Emerald Ring in the Activation Altar.]
 * Robotnik: Second, I decide just what part of Mobius I want to sink into the sea, and third...

[Sonic runs in, and Robotnik screams and stares in shock at him.]
 * Sonic: Your old pal, Sonic, shows up and stops everything!

[Sonic snatches the Chaos Emerald Ring with his left hand, and Robotnik growls angrily.]
 * Robotnik: How did you find me, you spiny spoilsport?

[A light shines off the Chaos Emerald Ring.]
 * Sonic: I figured Easy Eddie would bring you the ring, and once you had it, you couldn't wait to use it!
 * Robotnik: It's mine! Give it to me!

[Sonic points his right index finger at Robotnik.]
 * Sonic: No way, Eggbelly! I'm makin' sure you never see it again!

[Robotnik growls angrily as Sonic runs away.]
 * Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails are in the forest as the camera zooms in on them.]
 * Tails: Good work, Sonic!

[Sonic is now holding the Chaos Emerald Ring in his right hand, and a light shines off it.]
 * Tails: You stopped Robotnik, and Easy Eddie's out of our hair!
 * Sonic: Yeah, I hope I never see that slow-mo again! Let's bury this thing!

[Sonic tosses the Chaos Emerald Ring into the air, and catches it in his left hand.]
 * Eddie: How deep you gonna bury it?

[''Sonic and Tails gasp as they stare in shock at Eddie, and the camera moves over to him. Sonic points his right index finger at Eddie, and is now holding the Chaos Emerald Ring in his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: Hey, where'd you come from?
 * Eddie: I kinda borrowed the dungeon key from, uh... Scratch's pocket!

[Sonic holds his left hand up to Eddie like a stop sign.]
 * Sonic: Well, just stand back! You're not gonna borrow this Chaos Emerald again!

[Sonic runs away, until he stops near the edge of a cliff.]
 * Sonic: Whoa!

[''The camera cuts to a view of Sonic's backside, and zooms out on it, revealing the sea in the distance. Sonic tosses the Chaos Emerald Ring into the air, and catches it in his right hand. He grunts as he tosses it into the sea. Tails points his left index finger at Eddie, as they and Von Schlemmer are near one of Von Schlemmer's machines.'']
 * Tails: And if you ever steal anything again, we'll be lookin' for you!
 * Eddie: I... think I'll give up stealing!

[Eddie reaches into his left front coat pocket with his left hand and pulls out Tails' Eleven-Mobium Lucky Coin.]
 * Eddie: Here's your Eleven Mobium Lucky Coin back again!

[''Tails catches the Eleven-Mobium Lucky Coin in his left hand. Eddie is now holding Von Schlemmer's underwear in his right hand.'']
 * Eddie: And, uh... here's your underwear, Professor Von Schlemmer!

[Von Schlemmer grabs his underwear with both his hands and stretches it.]
 * Sonic: What made you change your mind?
 * Eddie: Being easy is just too hard! Take it slow, guys!

[''Eddie walks away, waving his right hand at Sonic, Tails, and Von Schlemmer. Sonic waves his right hand back at him.'']
 * Sonic: Not a chance!

[Tails waves his left hand at Eddie.]
 * Tails: Take it easy, Easy!

[Eddie waves his left hand at Tails.]
 * Eddie: Never again!

[''Sonic, Tails, and Von Schlemmer all stare at Eddie in confusion. The camera zooms in on Sonic.'']
 * Sonic: You know, this Easy is a lot easier to be around!

[Sonic chuckles, and the screen fades to black, ending the episode.]

Sonic Says
[''A view of the forest is shown. The camera moves to the right side of the screen, until it reaches the cliff. Sonic and Tails walk up to the edge.'']
 * Sonic: I skipped breakfast, little bro! I'm runnin' low on fuel!

[Scratch and Grounder peer out from behind the bush.]
 * Scratch: We got him this time!

[''Scratch and Grounder pounce at Sonic, but Tails grabs Sonic's right hand with his left hand and pulls him away just in time, causing Scratch and Grounder to fall off the cliff and land with a crash. In the next scene, Sonic and Tails are at a table. Tails wipes his mouth with his right hand, and Sonic wipes his mouth with a napkin he is holding in his right hand.'']
 * Sonic (to the viewers): You know, your body needs food like a car needs fuel! So don't be a slow-mo, eat a good breakfast every day, and stay on the go!