Batman meets Galadriel

Galadriel stands by herself.

Batman: Hey, Galadriel. You wanna know my secret identity?

Galadriel: You are Bruce Wayne of Gotham City.

Batman: Oh, dang. I heard you could see into the hearts of people.

Galadriel: You wish to take me on a date.

Batman: Well, uh, I don't know. I... I was gonna see if you'd like to have dinner with me or something. Sure.

Galadriel: Because you are Batman.

Batman: Hehe, yeah. So, would you like to have dinner sometime?

Galadriel: You offer it to me freely.

Batman: Isn't that how dating works? I take you out, we get to know each other?

Galadriel: I cannot deny that my heart has greatly desired this.

Batman: Whoa. Okay, this is fast-.

Galadriel: In place of a dark knight (does that evil thingy form) YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN!

Batman: What the?!

Galadriel: NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE MORN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEAS!

Batman: (creeped out) Okay! Well, this was a mistake! I'm sorry! It's not me, it's you! (leaves)

Galadriel: ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND-! (returns to normal) Oh, he's gone.

The End.

Gimli: (approaching her) Heeeeey, baby.

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