Operation: H.O.S.P.I.T.A.L.

(Sector V crashes through a hospital and Numbuh 1 approaches the counter.)

Numbuh 1: I am Numbuh 1 of the Kids Next Door. We have received intelligence that one of our fellow operatives has been injured and is being treated in this facility. As of the last three months, every Kids Next Door operative that has been in this hospital has been attacked by enemy agent and had their brains scram-lified. Because of YOUR lack of security, Global Kids Next Door command has ordered my team to protect the nation from adult attack at all costs. I will require blueprints of this entire facility including information of all entry ports AND emergency exits. I will also require scans and fingerprints of the entire staff over the agent thirteen, access to your computer networks, and details of your aerial defense systems! (waited for unresponsive answer) H-Hello? Helloo?

Nurse: (suddenly appears in the counter) Oh, hello! (shocks Numbuh 1) How can I help you?

Numbuh 1: (sighs in frustration) Urgh. I am Numbuh 1 of the ---

Numbuh 3: (suddenly butts in) Where is he?! Tell me, tell me, tell me now! (breaks the glass window) Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! (suddenly gets pulled down by Numbuh 5)

Numbuh 5: Um, could you please direct us to Dr. Lincoln? He's my dad, and he's taking care of one of our friends.

Nurse: (surprised) Is that your boyfriend that's currently on the operating room right now?

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Numbuh 4: Well, um... you must really like this guy, huh...?

Numbuh 3: I don't like him, Numbuh 4. I love him.

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Numbuh 4: Uh, listen, Numbuh 3... I-I know that you, uh, love this guy... but there's something I have to say.

Numbuh 3: Yes, Numbuh 4?

Numbuh 4: Um, I... Uh, um... I wanted to tell you... that I think that... that... (smells something unpleasant) Pee-yew! You stink!

Numbuh 3: Ah! You got a lot of nerve Mr., I'll-

Numbuh 4: You'll stick out the joint is what you'll- (the door to the surgery room opens and he gets smashed behind it) Hey, what's sticky Bradley doing here?

Numbuh 1: We sent Numbuh 6 to spy on Cree and we didn't expect him to visit a hospital. But like any good operative, he found a way to complete his assignment.

Numbuh 4: (holding his nose) Wait a second! (not holding his nose) We came here to protect Bradley?!? (points to Numbuh 3 who is holding Bradley) Then you... love... hey! You still think that stupid skunk is your baby? (gets hit by Bradley's laser)

Numbuh 5: Come on, guys, let's beat it before somebody sees what you did to that operating room.

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Numbuh 3: So... what did you truly want to tell me Numbuh 4?

Numbuh 4: Oh, um... Your shoes un-tied.

Numbuh 3: (pauses then looks at him angrily) No, it's not!

Numbuh 4: Well, it was!

Numbuh 3: Nuh-uh! (they begin arguing down the hospital hallway)

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Dr. Lincoln: (goes into the operating room) Well, well, if it isn't my oldest daughter Abby. What are you--- pee-YEW! We better operate immediately girl.