How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended


 * Norman Osborn: Retro-viral hyperplasia. I never told you... it's genetic.
 * Harry Osborn: You've known that all this time and you pick now to tell me?
 * Norman Osborn: You think I care about you!? Look at my fingernails! My skin is peeling off like a goblin!
 * Harry Osborn: Ugh, gross. You know what? I'm not even gonna over-react to this. You've lived a pretty long life, plus we have tons of money.
 * Norman Osborn: Goblin disease! It's coming for yooooooou!
 * Harry Osborn: You're really weird, dad.
 * Norman Osborn: I hate you son, here, have my life's work. [Throws a USB towards him]


 * Scientist 1: Tank's full of eels. You close the lid for the weekend?
 * Scientist 2: Yes, it's probably alright.
 * Scientist 3: Here's a bright idea; why don't you make sure the lid is closed before someone falls in from three-storeys up and electrically mutates the crap out of themselves just because you were too lazy to safely run this electric eel power-plant?
 * Scientist 2: Ugh, fine.
 * [Scientist 2 closes the lid.]
 * Scientist 2: Hey, looks like a guy up there.
 * [Moments after, Max Dillon falls into view, slams into the closed lid, bounces off and crashes into the ground, obviously very injured]
 * Scientist 2: Hey look, someone almost did fall in the tank!
 * [Max screams in agony]