Something Ricked This Way Comes


 * Lucius: It was a long six hours, but we've overhauled "Needfull Things" into the globally-complant web 4.0 "E-Nomenob," N33DFUL.Com, spelled with threes instead of "E's."
 * Crowd: (Cheering) Whoo, yeah! Whoo, excited!
 * Lucius: Okay, that's it. We just got bought by Goggle!
 * Summer: Mm. I'm so proud of you, Lucius. So, how much did we make?
 * Lucius: (Chuckling) "We."


 * Lucius: I'm the Devil, bitch! What, what?!
 * Jerry: Hey, Morty.
 * Morty: Oh, oh, hey, hey, Dad. Um, what -- What are you doing back from Pluto so quick?
 * Jerry: Uh... some people just can't handle the truth.


 * Jerry: What say we finish ourselves an righht-planet solar system?
 * Morty: Um... I'm just gonna take this thing in and get "A".
 * Butter Bot: Butter.


 * Rick: How's your pretend Grandpa ding, Aka "The Devil"?
 * Summer: He dumped me.
 * Rick: Oof. Sorry.
 * Summer: Did we learn a lesson here I'm not seeing?
 * Rick: Not sure.
 * Summer: Maybe in a much bigger way, Mr. Needful gave us both what we really wanted? Because I was jealous of you hanging out with Morty, and you didn't realize how much you vauled my approval?
 * Rick: No, that's dumb.
 * Summer: Yeah, not satisfying.
 * Rick: I'll tell you what, though, If -- if -- It's satisfaction you're after, I think I might have an idea. (Whispering)
 * Summer: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh, totally, let's do it.