Talk:Kirby Comes to Cappy Town/@comment-44656400-20191213192756

Escargoon: Monster!? That's ridiculous! There's no monster in this castle! Cappy: Yes there is! It's big and it eats everything in sight! Escargoon: That's King Dedede! There's no monster. Now why don't you go on back to your little trailer park so the King can have his supper in peace? Tiff: Hey, wait a minute, Escargoon! Not so fast! (Tiff, her brother Tuff, and their parents Sir Ebrum and Lady Like appear) Tiff: How do we know you're not lying again? Tuff: Yeah, like you usually do? Escargoon: You have no right to speak to me that way. Your parents should slap you silly. Tiff: Papa, something funny's going on! Sir Ebrum: You might be right, Tiff. A monster is the kind of thing that Dedede would love. Lady Like: The king must be behind this! Escargoon: You're court official. How dare you accuse his royal highness! (to King Dedede) Want me to check 'em in for a two-week stay in the dungeon, sweet kingey? (King Dedede laughs and turns to face everyone else) King Dedede: A monster, huh? Would the monster happen to look anything that? (He points to a fish tank containing a small octopus) Various Cappies: That's it! That's the monster! Except it was a hundred times bigger! King Dedede: *laughs* King Dedede: Well you can see this ain't no monster, it's my new pet octopus. The only thing he likes to eat is sardines. (He drops one in the tanks. The octopus eats it.) King Dedede: Hehehehe. Little fella wouldn't hurt a fly less it was on the end of a fish hook! Escargoon: Of course it wouldn't. Now get out and go back to your trailer park so the king can have his dessert! Go on! Poof, you're gone! (Tiff runs up to the octopus. The two exchange stares.)