The Wish (The Amazing World of Gumball)

Some Enchanted Evening



 * Oh, Nigel, what a beautiful spot you've brought me to!


 * Ah, yes, sorry, this satnav's been playing up all week. Silly thing. We should've been at the city dump by now.


 * But look at the sunset. Isn't it romantic?


 * Oh! That reminds me, we've really gotta clean this car, it's so messy!


 * It's the perfect evening to say those three little words to show how much you care about me.


 * Oh. Um, th-th-three little words, eh? Um, uh-h....Parking brakes off.

Advice from the Single Guys



 * ​: Oh, man. Online dating is complicated. Women are so hard to read these days. Like, what does this mean? "Your payment has been declined."


 * You do realize that's a pizza delivery app, right? What did you think those chili symbols meant?


 * ​: Fiery?




 * Ugh!


 * Whoa, what's wrong?


 * I don't know how to express my feelings towards Lucy!


 * Heh, feelings? You don't need feelings! You're a guy! Feelings on guys are like elbows on a fish. They just get in the way.


 * ​​​​​​​​: Do fish have elbows?


 * Look, I know how I feel. I just can't seem to find the words.


 * Huh! Words? You don't need words, you're a guy! Words from a guy are like arm bands on an octopus. You don't need them.


 * So what do I say?


 * You say nothing. A guy should be silent. A lone wolf, riding off into the sunset.


 * A wolf riding a horse? Wouldn't the wolf eat the horse?


 * Not necessarily, sometimes it's the other way round.


 * ​​​​​​​​: So the horse is riding the wolf?


 * Or is the horse eating the wolf?


 * NIGEL!!! Nigel, where were you?! I had to clean out the car on my own!  Nigel?


 * Okay, okay, I'm a guy. I don't need feelings, I don't need words. I'm a silent horse riding a wolf with armbands. Wait a minute—none of this makes any sense! Look, Lucy, I— Uh, where'd she go?


 * Ah, you weren't saying anything, so she walked out and slammed the door.


 * Uggghhh! Why did I just take relationship advice from a single guy who thinks fish have elbows?




 * First, he won't tell me how he feels, now he won't talk to me at all! Well, I'm tired of getting hurt, and I won't get hurt ag-AAAAHHH!! PICK THAT UP AND TAKE IT TO THE TRASH!!!


 * Uh, sure!


 * No back chat! Got it? ANSWER ME!!!


 * Uh....


 * No answering back! Get on with it! AND NO RUNNING IN THE CORRIDORS!!!  If that's the way he feels, then maybe I should take some time out of this relationship!

A Dangerous Wish



 * This is so unfair!


 * Yeah, I'm getting tired just watching you. I wish someone would bring her down to size!


 * Yeah, and I wish she's just soften up a little!




 * Your wish is my command!




 * Oh, cute! It's a little gnome! We should take it home and build a little gnome house out of matchsticks and mushrooms, and find him a little gnome wife so they can have loads of little gnome babies, then they have to move to a bigger house, and they can't keep up with the mortgage payments, and they move to a horrible part of gnome town, and all the fancy gnomes pretend not to know him in the supermarket so they have to—


 * It's for your own good, dude.




 * Your wish is my command! As long as you wish for cheaper gas prices.

Breaking It To Principal Brown



 * Miss Simian? We're done!


 * Where is she?


 * Dude. Look what's happened!


 * What?


 * I think our wishes were granted! And Miss Simian's been transformed into a—


 * But that chair's always been there!


 * No, dude. The neck pillow!


 * "I wish she'd just soften up!"


 * "Someone needs to bring her down to size!"




 * Lucy! I've been thinking, and I'm sorry I... Where's Miss Simian?


 * I'm sorry, Principal Brown. We made a wish on a magic gnome and now Miss Simian's been transformed into a—


 * Don't be ridiculous, that chair's always been there.


 * No, not the chair. She's been transformed into—


 * A desk! Oh, my darling Lucy! What have they done?!


 * Mmmm, no, not the desk.


 * Lucy! You're a window?


 * No...


 * A globe?


 * and : Mm-mm.


 * Huh?


 * No.


 * Huh?


 * No.


 * Huh?


 * No.


 * Huh?


 * No.


 * Huh?


 * No.


 * Huh?


 * Eww!


 * Huh?


 * No, no...


 * No. Why are we making him guess?


 * She's been turned into a neck pillow.


 * Hmm?


 * The one you're sitting on.


 * AAHH!! Oh, Lucy, is it really you? It's the kind of thing you would think happens to other people!


 * It's okay. We'll get that magic gnome out of the trash and break the spell! Don't worry!




 * Your wish is my command!


 * Hey! HEY! HEEEEYYYY!!




 * Hey! Hm. What a nice kid.  DARN KID!!




 * Okay, now you can worry.


 * Maybe this all happened for a reason.


 * Including that truck driver going to the hospital?


 * Maybe not all of it. All she wanted me to do was tell her how I feel! And now it's too late.


 * Well, true love usually breaks the spell!


 * Yeah! Just do something really romantic and she'll transform back into the hairy psycho tyrant you seem to have chosen as a life partner!


 * Oh, I'm really not good at all that kind of stuff.


 * We can help you practice until you are!


 * Do we have to? I know we're kinda responsible, but wouldn't life be nicer if we weren't taught by someone who sounds like a jet engine dragged on a blackboard made from broken glass?




 * Oh, fine! Can't believe I've been guilt-tripped by a neck pillow. I mean, who am I, Mr.--Actually, no, that's never happened to anyone before.

A One-Way Ticket Out



 * A ticket out of town, please.


 * Uh, one way? Are you sure?


 * Yes. One way. Nothing left for me in this old town. I guess I gotta just-




 * Yeah, me too, lady! Nothing left for me here. Gonna pull up sticks and-


 * All right. 'Scuse me? I hadn't finished my thing!


 * So long, Elmore. This town's got nothin' but bad memories!


 * Yeah, I guess this sleepy little town isn't ready for involuntary head transplants, so I'm packing up, moving on out, and leaving!


 * Not me! I'll take a return ticket! For I am coming back to continue my lucrative career as a tap danc-- AAAHH!!! Aahh...ahhh..ah...I'll make it one way.

Those Three Words



 * Okay, Principal Brown, just tell Miss Simian what's on your mind.


 * Okay...Lucy, I don't know what color the dinosaurs were or how planes stay in the sky.


 * Hmm. More relevant?




 * "Lucy, to me you are perfect..."


 * and : Awww!!




 * "...ly capable of severely injuring me with your bite and grip." Uh...fewer words?




 * "I fond you". Uh, more romantic.


 * But they charge by the letter! And how is this thing staying up?!




 * No! The three words!




 * Camel vibrate bucket!


 * THREE ROMANTIC WORDS!!




 * Flower candle bucket!


 * and : NO!!




 * I LOVE YOU!!!


 * YES!! Perfect!


 * But why are you saying it to a horseshoe?


 * 'Cause I thought it would give me good luck. Right. I can do this! Thank you, boys!


 * You're welcome. Wait, where's Miss Simian?


 * Oh, I left her in the car, she was looking a bit tired. One of her seams was starting to burst. Lucy, I- AAAHHH!!! SHE'S GONE!!!

Neck Pillow Chase



 * Heh-heh! I could've kept the car, but there's nothing quite like a good neck pillow! Then again, I could've sold the car to buy loads of neck pillows! I could've bought thousands! Ah, my mother was right! I never think things through!




 * There she is!




 * NO! Not on my Lucy!




 * Coming through! 'Scuse me!




 * How can something so adorable be so mean?! Aww!! He's not all bad!  Okay. He's mostly bad.


 * Don't worry! I know where it comes out.




 * There!


 * Lucy, I'm coming!




 * So you wanna race, huh?


 * What?!


 * No thanks! We're just trying to save this guy's girlfriend!


 * Winner gets the girl!


 * The girl is a cushion!


 * I'll take what I can get! Ah-hahahahaha!!




 * What is your problem?!


 * I struggle to connect with people!


 * Turn your own blades on!


 * I don't have blades! I'm a teacher, and this is a rental!


 * LOOK OUT!!!




 * Oh, you think you can beat me? Oh, we're good!


 * Is he gonna be okay?


 * I don't think that guy was ever okay.
 * Lucy! NO! LUCY!!
 * Oh, come on!
 * All I want is to tell me how you feel about me.
 * Well, I don't even know you, lady, but your demeanor makes me uneasy and your face makes me sad.
 * Not you! HIM!
 * LUCY!!!
 * That's it, lady! I'm droppin' you off at the next stop!
 * Uh, what's the plan here?
 * We follow it until it stops! She is the woman I love! From now on I'm gonna be more open about my feelings! I'll never let her out of my sight again!
 * That's it, lady! I'm droppin' you off at the next stop!
 * Uh, what's the plan here?
 * We follow it until it stops! She is the woman I love! From now on I'm gonna be more open about my feelings! I'll never let her out of my sight again!

Lucy, I Love You!

 * Where is she? We followed the coach all the way here! I've lost my Lucy!!
 * Look!
 * Lucy! I...
 * and : Mmm-hmm!
 * Lucy, I LOVE YOU!!
 * Huh?
 * I love you! Nothing happened.
 * Ugh. I am so sorry. It looks like we didn't break the spell.
 * I guess you've got your own journey now!
 * Nigel?
 * Lucy?
 * LUCY!!
 * Oh, Nigel!! You love me! I'm so happy you really love me!
 * And I'm so happy you're not a neck pillow anymore!
 * Huh?
 * True love did break the spell!
 * Uh, did it?
 * Oh. Should we tell him?
 * No, Darwin. Let's not break this beautiful moment. Besides, something tells me it'll be pretty useful to have a principal who believes in a magic gnome.
 * We should tell them that they drove into that truck though, right?
 * Oh. Should we tell him?
 * No, Darwin. Let's not break this beautiful moment. Besides, something tells me it'll be pretty useful to have a principal who believes in a magic gnome.
 * We should tell them that they drove into that truck though, right?
 * We should tell them that they drove into that truck though, right?
 * We should tell them that they drove into that truck though, right?