How The Avengers Should Have Ended

(HISHE titles play while over them Captain America tells Thor to put his hammer away off screen.)

Thor: (Angrily) YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN?!

(SMASH! Thor slams the hammer into the ground causing Iron Man to crash into a tree. Smoke then fills the screen and when it leaves it cuts to Iron Man, Captain America and Thor with Captain America coughing.)

Captain America: Are we done here?

(The camera changes to show them looking at Loki who is still watching on a hill.)

Loki: Hello!

Iron Man: You're still here?

Loki: Yes!

Thor: Why didn't you run away whilst we settled our differences?