SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom


 * Spongebob: Yeah, Gary. It sure looks like we're in a doozy of a pickle! I think I'm going to have a learn a lot in order to fix this mess.
 * Gary: Meow.
 * Spongebob: What a fantastic idea! These signs will provide important tips to help me out. Um, how do I read the signs?
 * Gary: Meow.
 * Spongebob: Oh, okay. Press this button to read the signs.
 * Gary: Meow.
 * Spongebob: So if I want to come back and talk to you again, just walk up to you and press this button. I'd better get started now, Gary. I think that this is going be a very long day. A note from Mr. Krabs! And it even smells sweaty, just like him!
 * Mr. Krabs: (Voice from the note) Ahoy there, Spongebob. As a faithful crew member of the Krusty Krab, you've been er... promoted to head Shiny Object Collector!
 * Spongebob: Wow! A promotion!
 * Mr. Krabs: (Voice from the note) That's right! A promotion. So what this here new job entails is you collecting all these shiny objects that the robots are leaving behind, and bringing them to me! Now stop sea-horsing around and get busy collecting!
 * Newscaster: Breaking News! Bikini Bottom residents have been attacked by a raging torrent of robot horror.
 * Spongebob: So much for fixing this quietly.
 * Newscaster: Authorities are not sure who is responsible for unleashing the mechanical menaces. But they have assured us that the person is in big, big trouble.
 * Spongebob: Uh, oh.
 * Newscaster: Did I say "big trouble"? I meant so enormous that it's hard comprehend trouble. We'll keep you posted as this tragic story unfolds... tragically we're sure.
 * Plankton: Go away, Spongebob, you're polluting my thinking space.
 * Spongebob: Trying to steal the krabby patty formula again, eh Plankton? Well you won't get away with it!
 * Plankton: I've got bigger fish to fry. I've got to figure out how to regain control of the Chum Bucket from those robots!
 * Spongebob: Where did they come from?
 * Plankton: Where? Umm... I don't know. Not from me, though. That's for sure. They just showed up out of nowhere and started calling me rude names and throwing things. They even bent all my spoons. I loved those spoons like they were my children.
 * Spongebob: That's terrible!
 * Plankton: Oh won't you help me stop them? Before they bend all my forks?
 * Spongebob: Not the forks! Of course I'll help! But what ...I'm supposed to collect a whole lot of Golden Spatulas.
 * Plankton: Golden Spatulas, eh? Spongebob, if you can get me back into the Chum Bucket, I'll give you a bucket of Golden Spatulas. In your dreams!
 * Spongebob: You've got a deal!
 * Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, this flappin' robot crisis is makin' the Krusty Krab lose the money like a sinkin' ship. No money means no more Krusty Krab. No more Krusty Krab means no more fry cook for you!
 * Spongebob: N-n-no more fry cooking?
 * Mr. Krabs: But because you're gullible, I'm gonna help you out - and of course make a small profit in return. I've got a new that I'll be willin' to trade to you some of those shiny objects.
 * Spongebob: You will?!
 * Mr. Krabs: Of course. What are employers for? Besides, them shiny objects is worth lots of money! Yer treasure chests looking a bit light boy. Do you think I've got bilge water on the brain? I ain't runnin' a charity here. Come back when you've got 3000 shiny objects to trade.
 * Squidward: First those stupid robots ruin a perfectly relaxing mud bath this morning. And now you show up. Can my day get any more dreary?
 * Spongebob: I am so sorry, Squidward. Patrick and I were just playing a game and...
 * Squidward: Ohhhh. I correct myself. I should have known that whole robot problem involved both of you.
 * Spongebob: Squidward, I don't know what to do. How can I fix everything?
 * Squidward: Why don't you move to another town? That should help out more than enough! Ha! Ha! Move to another town. I crack me up. But seriously, just jump around like an idiot. That should at least make me smile. Okay, okay, okay! Just stop jumping will you! If you take this Golden Spatula will you please go away?!
 * Spongebob: See, Squidward, I knew that you could help me out! You're the best!
 * Squidward: Don't touch me!
 * Spongeob: Hey, Patrick, nice sock.
 * Patrick: What sock?
 * Spongebob: The one you're standing on.
 * Patrick: Oh, that one. It's lost.
 * Spongebob: Well if that sock's one's lost, where are your other socks?
 * Patrick: They're more lost. A bunch of robots came through here and stole my whole sock collection. I could use some help getting them back.
 * Spongebob: Sure thing, Patrick. What are best friends for?
 * Patrick: Okay, then, for every 10 socks you bring back to me, I'll give you a Golden Turkey Baster.
 * Spongebob: You mean spatula?
 * Patrick: Bless you.
 * Bubble Buddy: Hey, Spongebob, I just dropped by to give you a bubble hand!
 * Spongebob: Bubble Buddy!
 * Bubble Buddy: You see, you're going to need to learn some new bubble blowing moves if you're going to journey to the 9th dimension and defeat the giant monkey man.
 * Spongebob: But, uh, all I need to do is figure out how to get rid of these robots.
 * Bubble Buddy: Oh, yeah. Sorry, I've been in the soap battle a little too long. Where were we?
 * Spongebob: Uh, something about new bubble moves.
 * Bubble Buddy: Right! Press this button and you'll launch yourself straight up in the air with bubble power that defeats anything that is directly above you! Try it out.