Prodigious Clamus


 * Clam: Painting done! (shows it to scoutmaster Lumpus)
 * Lumpus: Oh, yes. Very nice. (Mumbles) Worst thing I've ever seen (gives painting back to Clam as Lumpus walks away) When am I going to find my genius, Slinkman?
 * Clam: (turns over painting to reveal the Mona Lisa) Uhhhhhh... painting done?(After learning that one in 14 scouts is a genius and that there are 14 scouts in the camp.)
 * Scoutmaster Algonquin C. Lumpus: That's it!
 * Slinkman: What's it?
 * Scoutmaster Algonquin C. Lumpus: This is my ticket outta here! I can finally say good bye to Camp Kidney...(Changes the map of Camp Kidney to a world map.)
 * Scoutmaster Algonquin C. Lumpus: And hello to the world! All I have to do is find that one genius. I wonder who it is?(watches Clam outside from a window.)
 * Clam: Apples!(Clam bangs his head against the tree.)
 * Scoutmaster Algonquin C. Lumpus: Well, we know who it's not.
 * Lumpus: QUIET!!!! None of you are geniuses! Why aren't none of you geniuses?
 * Lazlo: But Scoutmaster Lumpus, we were watching nature.
 * Raj: I did not watch.
 * Clam I did.
 * Lazlo: Scoutmaster Lumpus, you’re a totem pole?
 * Lazlo: It's not every day you find a T.V. in your meatloaf!
 * Lazlo: Ohh, Raj. I'm glad Clam is getting some recognition...
 * Raj: I recognize him. He is the short one with the big nose.(Clam puts puzzle pieces into his mouth, chews it, and spits it out)
 * Clam: Puzzle done! Back in box.