Some Like It Snotty


 * Otis: What? Let me see that.


 * Otis: Wake up, guys. We're crashing ladies night.


 * Pig: Oh, this is crazy, Otis. Only a complete idiot is gonna believe we're really girls.


 * Snotty: Well, hello, pretty mamas.


 * Otis: Well, gotta go. Aah!


 * Snotty: Before, you answer. Check out these sweet salsa moves.
 * Boy: Oh, here comes the heat.
 * Snotty: There's not stopping the mojo. Need I say more?


 * Pig: Get us out of it.
 * Ferret: Let's leave.
 * Pip: Still no.


 * Otis: Just give us a minute.


 * Otis: Come on, let's ditch these outfits and get back to guyhood.
 * Peck: That's exactly what I'm talking about.
 * Pig: Oh, you got that right.


 * Ferret: What?
 * Pig: Otis, what are you talking about?


 * Snotty: Okay, right this way. Just follow me.


 * Pig: Otis.
 * Ferret: What are you think you're doing?


 * Otis: Are you sure you can play?


 * Guy: Can I take your order?

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 * Snotty: Um, we take the....
 * Guy: I think you're totally cute.


 * Otis: Uh, let me think about that.
 * Snotty: Aah! What are you doing?


 * Snotty: Not so fast, ladies. We brought you pizzas. Now comes dessert. Kiss us. Kiss us. Kiss us. Come on. Kissy!
 * Pig: Oh, alright.
 * Otis: Pig. Gotta go.
 * Pig: Well, he did brought us pizza.


 * Pip: I knew this would happen. There is no such thing as free pizza.
 * Ferret: You've got that right, girlfriend.


 * Betsy: So, how the evening go, Ladies?


 * Abby: Otis, is there anything you'd like to say to us?


 * Abby: So what you're telling us is?
 * Otis: That's right. Snotty and I are dating.
 * All: (Gasps)


 * Otis: This is so not the wresting arena.
 * Snotty: Of course not.


 * Snotty: So tell me about yourself?


 * Snotty: I'm going to order for us. Because, I have coupons and they'll good certain items. We'll both have the coupon's special patty. This totally free with my coupons.


 * Otis: Yes, this was totally worth it.


 * Snotty: They better be.


 * Snotty: Huh. Right here.
 * Otis: Wait, what? What are you doing?
 * Snotty: Come on, we can win it.


 * Guy: It's that a girl?


 * Otis: Okay, that's it. Excuse me.
 * Both: Huh?
 * Otis: You're going down!
 * Both: (Screams)
 * Crowd: Whoa!
 * Farmer: Whoa!


 * Snotty: We did it. Pucker up, baby.


 * Ferret: Tell us everything?
 * Pig: Hey, Otis. How was a date?


 * Abby: Wait a second. What's that?
 * Otis: Oh, you noticing that. Oh, that's just my championship belt.


 * Otis: That's not possible.


 * Otis: What am I going to do? Come on, Abby, you've gotta help me here.


 * Otis: Alright, I was wrong. You guys are right.


 * Otis: Now, what do I do? And can you do it for me?


 * Abby: You'll have to bring his Snotty's ring back and break up with him.
 * Otis: How do I do that? He'll never let me go.


 * Abby: You'll have to tell him. You'll don't want to see him again.
 * Otis: That sounds hard.


 * Betsy: That'll work.


 * Otis: The Next Day. Eugene, we need to talk.


 * Otis: Look, Eugene.


 * Otis: Eugene, in life many times that are separate ways...
 * Snotty: Look out. Duck down. It's my other girlfriend.
 * Otis: You're what?
 * Snotty: My other girlfriend. The pretty one over there.
 * Otis: You had another girlfriend and you didn't tell me? How could you do this to me? I thought we were going steady!
 * Snotty: You got two times. Ha, ha, ha!
 * Otis: I don't believe this. Men are nothing. But, ungrateful self stetted jerks. Am I right, sister? Come on, on top.
 * Girl: Man Stealer.
 * Snotty: Two girls are fighting over me. Completely cool.
 * Otis: Whoa, hold on. You can have him. I hate the little monster.
 * Girl: You're the monster. You big home wrecker. (Gasps)
 * Otis: Wait a minute. Huh? Aah!
 * Snotty: What? Ew. You're both hideous. That's it. It's over. Ha, ha, ha!
 * Horse: So, what you get out of him?
 * Otis: Eh, dinners, jewelries, some bath oil. How about you?
 * Horse: Chocolates, Barbells.
 * Otis: Nice. Let's never speak of this to anyone?
 * Horse: Yeah. Uh, yeah.
 * Otis: Boy, you were right, Abby.


 * Pig: Well, guys, I'm going out for the evening. Don't wait up.
 * Otis: Pig, what the heck are you doing?
 * Pig: Oh, it's ladies eat free night.
 * Ferret: Wait for us, Pig.
 * Peck: Yeah, wait for us.
 * Abby: Oh, just go.
 * Otis: Oh, thanks. Guys, wait up. Just let me get my purse.