Bones Pilot

Announcer over PA: This is the final boarding call for Flight 416 with service to Dallas-Fort Worth.

Angela: I'm late.

Announcer: Final boarding call for Flight 416 with service to Dallas-Fort Worth. At this time...

Angela: This board is broken. The arrivals board is not working. Uh, did anybody meet the flight from Guatemala? Aviateca Airlines? What gate? Yeah. I'm late. *walks to help desk* Excuse me, uh you have a computer glitch at the arrivals board. *Man ignores her* Hello? Sir, excuse me, yoo-hoo. *Man continues to ignore her* Great. *flashes boobs* Yeah. Hi. The flight from Guatemala.

Dr. Brennan: Tell me you tried "excuse me" first.

Angela: *dramatic gasp* Sweetie! Yes, I did. Welcome home. Oh! Are you exhausted? Was Guatemala awful? Was it horribly backward?

Dr. B: And yet I was never reduced to flashing my boobs for information.

Angela: *gasp* Flash them for any fun reasons?

Dr. B: I was literally neck-deep in a mass grave. Not romantic.

Angela: You know, diving head-first in a pit of cadavers is no way to handle a messy break-up.

Dr. B: Angela, nothing Pete and I ever did was messy.

Angela: Then you were not doing the right thing.

Dr. B: *drops bag* Sir, why are you following us?