My Black Cherry is Gone

Strawberry Shortcake: (Singing like a retarded idiot) Lalalalala

Black Cherry Pie (Screams): Ahhhh!!!

Black Cherry Pie: Someone's stolen my black cherry!

Strawberry Shortcake: Oh no, Black Cherry Pie! Your black cherry is gone?!

Black Cherry Pie: Yes! I bet it was Fudge Turnover, he loves black cherries!

Fudge Turnover: I'd NEVER take someone's Black Cherry without their consent!

Bitch Pudding: Hmmmmm, that's not what I heard.

Fudge Turnover: Oh shut up, Bitch Pudding!

Purple Pieman (with a thick accent, after a rock flies into his living room through his window): Son of a bitch!

Strawberry Shortcake: We're berry mad at you!

Purple Pieman: Get off my lawn, you stupid bitches!

Black Cherry Pie: You stole my black cherry!

Purple Pieman: Sorry honey, I'm into Asian chicks.

Purple Pieman (Smells fire and turns around): Fire? FIRE! My valuables! Mama! Rachel-a-Ray! Only time to save-a-one of you (takes the signed photo of Rachel Ray off of the wall and runs out of the house)

(Strawberry Shortcake, Blueberry Muffin, and Black Cherry Pie all stone the Purple Pieman to death while yelling at him in unison)

Purple Pieman: (Gets hit by a few stones before falling) Ahhh you fucking twats! Oh ho! Ahh-eyah oh ahh you bitches!

Black Cherry Pie: I'm not sure how this gets my black cherry back...

Strawberry Shortcake (to her friends after dumping the Purple Pieman's body in a grave): Nobody says a fucking word, or we all go to Rikers Island for a berry berry berry long time!

Huckleberry Pie (While eating Black Cherry Pie's black cherry): Hi, wazzup?

Black Cherry Pie: My black cherry! Huckleberry Pie, you asshole! I can't beleive you took my black cherry!

(Black cherry pie chases Huckleberry pie while he is eating and laughing never to be shown again)

Bitch Pudding: I heard she left home because her daddy took her black cherry.

Bitch Pudding (to a horrified Strawberry Shortcake and her friends): BLAM! You all get a taste of the bitch pudding!