I Want You to Want Me...to Go to Florida


 * Hannah: It is so great to finally meet you, I really am a huge fan!
 * Mikayla: Yeah, I hate you.
 * Hannah: Thanks, I feel the exact same... What?
 * Mikayla: Your voice is stingy, your music is stupid, your outfits make me want to puke on them, but it looks like someone already did.
 * Hannah: Okay, I don't know what your problem is but...
 * Mikayla: My problem is that I'm ten times better than you, and you're gonna find that out in Florida. Miss Hannah, I'm taking all your fannahs.
 * Hannah: Well, listen here, you one-hit bobblehead! The only thing you're gonna be taking from me is lessons, okay? Lesson number one: This [does a head motion] is how you do the head thing. That's right, I went there!
 * Mikayla: Well, guess where I'm gonna go?
 * Hannah: Down the toilet with the rest of your career? That's right, I went there again, and this time, I bought property.




 * Miley: I can not wait to get to that concert to show to that two-faced tone-deaf toad who is the boss.
 * Lilly: Yeah, but you have to wear something amazing. Mikayla always looks incredible [Miley gives her a look] ...For a two-faced tone-deaf toad!




 * Lilly: Ooh what about the thing you bought at the place next to the place that we went there one time?
 * Miley: No, that's too....
 * Lilly: Yeah you are right. Plus, when you wear that you have to...
 * Miley: I know. And I hate those.
 * Lilly: Who doesn't?
 * Miley: What about the one I bought after the one I bought at the place next to the place?
 * Lilly: Ooh! You mean the one that goes with the shoes with the things? I love that one!
 * Robby: Me too!
 * Miley: Daddy do you even know what we are talking about?
 * Robby: No, but as long as it doesn't cost me a wad of cash, I am all for it.
 * Lilly: Your Dad is...
 * Miley: I know!




 * Mikayla: (singing) Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do, oh baby, if Cupid had a heart he would make you fall, you'd fall in love with me and you would turn me on. If Cupid had a heart he would end my love. If cupid had a heart, he would shoot and throw an arrow through your soul better aim and go. If Cupid had a heart you'd be mine I know I need you to see, I need you and me.
 * Robby: I'm the dad and I'm not let you go...
 * Miley: Why are you treating me like such a baby?
 * Robby: Because you act like one.
 * Miley: But dad...
 * Robby: No Miley ! ...Not another word.
 * Miley: Fine! How about three.... I hate you !
 * Robby: Miley! MILEY RAY !!!!!!!