Pie Filling


 * (Grandpa Piggley is hoeing his garden. Ciara is taking Sean, Seamus, and Meg outside.)
 * Ciara: Go! Outside now! All of you!
 * Sean: Oh, Mom, no fair, I was just about to crack level 8!
 * Seamus: No you weren't, no you weren't! And besides, it was my turn.
 * Ciara: No. You need some nice fresh air and exercise. You've been playing that video game all morning.
 * Sean: We could watch TV instead.
 * Seamus: Or a DVD...
 * Ciara: No!
 * Sean: Aw, Mom! There's nothing to do out here!
 * Grandpa Piggley: Imagine that. Hee hee...
 * Meg: Aw, Mom!
 * Ciara: (chuckles) They're all yours, Dad. Good luck.
 * (Ciara drives off to town in her car. Sean, Seamus, and Meg look upset, but then they smile.)
 * Sean: She's gone!
 * Seamus: Let's go in!
 * Sean: We can finish our game!
 * Meg: Or watch TV!
 * Sean: Yeah!
 * (They run to the door.)
 * Meg: I get the remote!
 * Sean: Do not!
 * (They run into the door and bump into each other.)
 * Seamus: Oh, man! It's locked!
 * Grandpa Piggley: (offscreen) Now, uh...
 * (Cuts to Grandpa Piggley, who pulls out the key.)
 * Meg: Hey!
 * Sean: The key!
 * Seamus: Grandpa!
 * (Sean, Seamus, and Meg run to Grandpa Piggley. Grandpa Piggley pretends to be an airplane.)
 * Grandpa Piggley: Vrooooooooom! Roger 10-4-9er batons at 12:00 alright!
 * Sean: What?
 * Grandpa Piggley: I'm going into dive! EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
 * Seamus: What are you up to, Grandpa?
 * Grandpa Piggley: Ah, coming to land. Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... (gets on chair) Whoo! Ah! Ooh! (chuckles) It the old on the carriage isn't quite what it was, but I flew my airplane on Raloo Farm! (cuts to him as a kid in the Raloo Rocket with his friends Dannan and Ferny) (narrating) The XKG-57 way cap tiger it was!
 * Piggley: Pilot Piggley reporting! All checks, eh... checked and we're A1! (imitates crackling radio) Roger dodger, over and under, down and out, and ready for takeoff, control!
 * Dannan: Uh... Pilot Piggley! Ohhhh! Could I be ground control? I think I'm getting airSIIIIIIIIICK!!!
 * Piggley: Get a grip, control! Ready and steady as you go! 0 with a bogey on its head!
 * Dannan: (leaps up) WEE-HEE-HEE-HOO! Where?
 * (Piggley's mother puts an apple pie on the windowsill. Piggley, Dannan, and Ferny smell the aroma.)
 * Piggley, Dannan, and Ferny: PIE!!! (zip off to Piggley's house)
 * (Cuts to Wiley the sheep eating grass. He spits the grass out.)
 * Wiley: Blech! What's with this grass? It's got no flavor! No oomph! It needs salt, maybe a touch of oregano.
 * (Piggley, Dannan, and Ferny zip past Wiley.)
 * Wiley: Hey, we're grazing here! On baaaaaad grass! (to his flock) Hey, you know what? Of course you know. Now follow me anyway. Those kids are always eating. I bet they got great stuff. (walks off) (comes back) And they don't even have to pull it out of the ground with their teeth!
 * (Wiley walks off again. His flock follows him. Cuts to Piggley's house, where Piggley's mother puts another pie on the windowsill when she sees Piggley, Ferny, and Dannan zipping to the house.)
 * Piggley's Mother: Uh-oh! (to Molly) DOOR!
 * (Molly opens the door, and Piggley, Ferny, and Dannan zip in and get on the table.)
 * Piggley's Mother: You wouldn't be wanting a piece of me apple pie now, would you?
 * (Wiley is on top of a stack of sheep.)
 * Wiley: Hitch up the caboose, fellas! The gravy train just pulled in! (a sheep whistles) Whoa, whoa! (falls off) Hey, that was good. Was that you, Bernie?
 * (Bernie shakes his head.)
 * Wiley: How did you get your hooves in your mouth like that?
 * (Piggley's mother gives Piggley a piece of the apple pie.)
 * Piggley: Jakers. You know what, Mommy? I could eat that whole pie on the plate it sits on.
 * (Piggley stuffs the pie in his mouth. He notices the other pie on the windowsill. He gulps the pie down.)
 * Piggley: Uh, do you think I should try a bit of that one too? Uh, just to make sure it's as nice as this pie.
 * Piggley's Mother: Oh! You greedy little man! (takes other pie) That's for your supper!
 * Piggley: But I'm ready for supper!
 * Piggley's Mother: (chuckles) It'll be here soon enough (takes her handbag and goes to town)
 * (Piggley, Ferny, Dannan, and Molly go to the counter where the other pie sits. Piggley is about to take the pie, but Dannan stops him.)
 * Dannan: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
 * Piggley: Ah, come on, Dannan! I was only gonna look!
 * Ferny: Uh, it couldn't hurt to look, could it?
 * Dannan: Your mommy said it's for supper, and supper isn't ready yet, and-
 * Molly: Only look.
 * Dannan: Well, alright. But, but no tongues.
 * (Piggley takes the pie and puts it on the stool. Everyone smells the pie.)
 * Piggley, Ferny, Dannan, and Molly: Ahhhhh...
 * Piggley: Hmm... According to my nose, which is quite a bit bigger than yours, (pokes Dannan's nose) it doesn't smell like there's... enough sugar in it.
 * Ferny: Oh! (smells the pie) Mmm. Smells just fine to me.
 * Piggley: Ah! But what if Mommy made a big mistake, and didn't put in enough sugar? Now wouldn't that be just terrible? She'd be so embarrassed. "Jakers!" she'd say. (puts a towel on his head) "Never again, will I be able to hold my head up in polite company! I didn't put enough sugar in my pie! OHHHHHHHH!!!" (falls over) (takes off towel) And that's why I think I ought to taste it, just to make sure.
 * (Piggley peels the crust off the pie. He eats a portion of it.)
 * Molly: Well?
 * Ferny: Uh, well, perhaps if I gave a second opinion. (eats portion of pie)
 * Dannan: You're right, Piggley! It'd be such a shame for your mommy for pie wasn't up to standard! (eats pie)
 * (Everyone starts eating the pie. The sheep are operating a crane with Wiley attached to it. The crane accidentally lowers Wiley to the ground. Cuts to the pie. It is empty. Cuts to Molly. The camera pans to Dannan, then Piggley, and finally, Ferny.)
 * Ferny: Uh... Do you... Do you think your mother will notice, Piggley?
 * Piggley: Only if she looks. (puts pie crust back on)