Nepotism

Michael: Having Luke here is a pretty big deal for me, because his mother - who also happens to be my half-sister - kind of cut me off from that side of the family fifteen years ago...fourteen. The last time I saw Luke was the opening day of "Ace Ventura II" and that was '95, so yes, fifteen years on the dot. Anyway, I lost him in a forest.

Jim: Hey let me help you down.

Pam: Nope afraid to get cut in half. Also there's pee on the floor.

Jim: O..of course there is