How Man of Steel Should Have Ended

Doodle Dimension

 * [The episode begins with SpongeBob and Patrick skipping down the path with an orange balloon. They take a deep breath and hold it until they reach Sandy's treedome. They enter the dome, put on their water helmets, and spit out water for them to breathe. Sandy is welding some contraptions together for her latest invention. SpongeBob taps her shoulder.]
 * SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy!
 * Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob...
 * SpongeBob: Check out our new balloon.
 * Patrick: Her name is Squeaky. [rubs the balloon and squeaks]
 * Sandy: Sorry, guys, I'm working on my new invention. Y'all better come back tomorrow.
 * Both: [exclaim] New invention?!
 * Sandy: See?
 * [Sandy shows them her new invention as her wheel turns making a colorful vortex.]
 * Both: Ooh.
 * SpongeBob: What is it?
 * Sandy: It's a portal to other worlds. I built it to explore the universe. Also for quick trips to Texas to pick up some of my favorite barbecued nuts. [puts her hand through the portal and takes a bag of nuts from a sleeping old man] Yoink!
 * Old coot: Huh? Dagnabbit! That ding-dang, nut-stealing arm is back again!
 * [Sandy pulls her arm back from the portal with a bag of nuts and eats some.]
 * Sandy: Pretty nifty, huh?
 * SpongeBob: [looking at the control panel with Patrick] Yeah. Nifty. Ooh, what's this do? [pulls on levers]Vroom, vroom, vroom! [screeches and presses some buttons and a rope]
 * [Patrick makes beeping sounds as he pushes several buttons. Both SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and continue playing on the control panel.]
 * Sandy: Hold it, don't touch anything. I gotta go grab some 1/16 inch diodes to finish the weld. [leaves]
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, you heard Sandy. [presses buttons as he talks] We shouldn't touch this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or this! [pushes buttons with his feet and toes]
 * Patrick: Definitely don't do this, SpongeBob. [pushes a lever and pulls another; pushes several buttons with his buttocks] Or..or this! [presses more buttons with his buttocks]
 * SpongeBob: And under no circumstances should you ever touch this. [pushes red button] Boink.
 * [Suddenly, the alarm goes off and the button activates the vortex.]
 * Both: Whoa. [stammering]
 * Sandy: [comes out of her tree and gasps] Oh, no! You've activated the vortex!
 * SpongeBob: Ooh, so swirly.
 * Patrick: Look at all the colors.
 * [SpongeBob and Patrick are completely hypnotized by the vortex's swirling colors and begin to walk closer to it like zombies.]
 * Sandy: Whatever you do, don't walk into it!
 * Patrick: Can we skip into it?
 * [SpongeBob and Patrick skip up to the vortex.]
 * Sandy: SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, you stop right now! [SpongeBob and Patrick stop] Now turn around. [SpongeBob and Patrick turn around] Now walk.
 * [SpongeBob and Patrick lift their right legs and instead of walking over to Sandy, they walk backwards into the vortex. The vortex closes.]
 * Sandy: [gasps] Oh. [groans] Those two ain't no smarter than a circus peanut.
 * [SpongeBob and Patrick scream as they fly through the swirling vortex. They travel to several different universes until finally, they fall through the vortex ending up in a blank, white dimension.]
 * SpongeBob: Wow!
 * Patrick: Whoa!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, oh! [crashes to the ground and Patrick falls on top of him]
 * Patrick: Goodness. [comes out of SpongeBob's body] Mm, mmm.
 * SpongeBob: [looks around] Wow. We've entered a whole new dimension. Uh, a blank, white, empty one.
 * Patrick: Must be the boring dimension. Let's go home.
 * SpongeBob: Maybe there's an exit this way. [walks to the left, but ends up going back to Patrick] Huh, hmm, must've made a wrong turn. [walks to the right, but ends up going back to Patrick again] Huh? [sprints around and around, but no matter how he walks in the strange dimension, he always ends up in the same area]Patrick, there's no escape! There's no escape, Patrick!
 * Patrick: [sobs] I can't take it! Let me out of here!
 * [SpongeBob and Patrick frantically run up, down, left, right, and loop-de-loop in many attempts to escape. But their efforts were no avail. SpongeBob screeches lines across the floor as he bumps into Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick take notice of the lines moving.]
 * Both: Hmm. Huh? [the lines crawl away] Ooh!
 * [SpongeBob draws another line and it crawls away.]
 * SpongeBob: Mm...[laughs] Oh, Patrick, watch this! [sticks his hand in his head] Boink. [pulls out a giant pencil that looked almost like the magic pencil from Frankendoodle. He draws a boatmobile above them. The boat revs up its engine and runs over Patrick, leaving him tire marks on his face.]
 * SpongeBob: Whoops, sorry!
 * Patrick: [gets up] Heh, draw some more!
 * [SpongeBob draws a door similar to his front door of his house. He opens the door and reveals a living similar to the one at his house.]
 * SpongeBob: Nice décor. [closes the door] Hmm. [draws a doodle version of his house]
 * [SpongeBob then draws a doodle version of Squidward's house and Patrick's house.]
 * Patrick: Oh, my house! [jumps and hugs his doodle house until suddenly, all three houses are being lifted in the air] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah! Hey!
 * SpongeBob: Oops, forgot to draw the ground. [draws a flat line for the ground]
 * [The three doodle houses drop back down, crushing Patrick under one. Patrick pulls himself out and his stomach rumbles.]
 * Patrick: Ahh.
 * Patrick's tum-tum: I'm starving.
 * SpongeBob: No problem. [draws the Krusty Krab work hat] Two patties coming right up! [draws a doodle Krabby Patty] Your doodle patty, sir. [draws himself a doodle Krabby Patty]
 * [They both eat the doodle patties, however, they tasted horrible.]
 * Patrick: [spits it out] Tastes weird.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, they are a little dry. [his doodle patty and doodle hat crumble to dust]
 * Patrick: I miss real Krabby Patties!
 * SpongeBob: I miss Mr. Krabs.
 * Patrick: I miss Sandy.
 * SpongeBob: I miss Gary.
 * Both: I miss Squidward!
 * Patrick: You know who I miss most of all? [takes the pencil and draws a mini version of DoodleBob]SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: But Patrick, I'm right here.
 * [DoodleBob babbles.]
 * SpongeBob: Aww, isn't he cute?
 * Patrick: How do you do?
 * [DoodleBob babbles and jumps onto Patrick. Patrick hugs DoodleBob.]
 * SpongeBob: Ooh, I'm next on the hug list.
 * [DoodleBob disappears.]
 * Partick: Oh, oh! He disappeared! [reappears in Patrick's belly] Oh, why was a cursed with the hug of death? Why?!
 * SpongeBob: He's not gone, Patrick. He's right there on your tum-tum.
 * [DoodleBob multiplies into numerous mini DoodleBobs. They all scramble on Patrick's belly, which at first resulted in tickling him. Then, without warning, they all start biting him like mosquitoes.]
 * Patrick: Get 'em off! Get 'em off me, SpongeBob! [the mini DoodleBobs continue biting him]
 * SpongeBob: Hold on, Patrick! [draws a hose and sprays water on Patrick to wash the DoodleBobs off; leaving him a hole in his stomach]
 * Patrick: Oh, thanks, buddy.
 * SpongeBob: You're welcome. [gets up] I guess we need to be more careful.
 * [DoodleBob comes back to life in the puddle and comes out in a much taller form. He takes the pencil and draws two angry eyebrows on his face. He quickly turns over to SpongeBob and Patrick with the pencil, scaring them out of their wits. DoodleBob babbles.]
 * SpongeBob: Nice DoodleBob. Put the pencil down.
 * [DoodleBob draws an anvil and it falls on top of SpongeBob and Patrick.]
 * Patrick: Oh, run!
 * [SpongeBob and Patrick run away from DoodleBob. DoodleBob draws a tank over them. SpongeBob and Patrick dodge. DoodleBob draws a piano and SpongeBob and Patrick dodge. DoodleBob draws a safe and SpongeBob and Patrick dodge. SpongeBob and Patrick continue to run with DoodleBob in hot pursuit.]
 * Patrick: What are we gonna do, SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: [takes off his left shoe and sharpens it into a pencil point] We'll have to fight doodle with doodle. [draws three doodle versions of Mr. Krabs, Gary, and Squidward] Hold it right there. You're no match for my doodle squad! [Doodle Squidward, Doodle Gary, and Doodle Mr. Krabs come to life] Attack!
 * [The three doodles run over to fight DoodleBob. But DoodleBob grabs Doodle Squidward and whacks Doodle Mr. Krabs and Doodle Gary. Then he draws angry eyebrows and moustaches on all three of them, making them evil. All three doodles turn against SpongeBob and Patrick and go to attack them.]
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, run! [Doodle Gary jumps on SpongeBob]
 * Patrick: Ooh! [Doodle Mr. Krabs pinches Patrick with his claws]
 * [Doodle Squidward kicks SpongeBob and Patrick in the faces. All three doodles run away and DoodleBob babbles.]
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm going in. [gives Patrick his shoe] Cover me. [pulls up his pants and runs over to DoodleBob]
 * Patrick: [draws a blanket] I gotcha, buddy! [puts to blanket over SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: Huh? Whoa! [bumps into his doodle house and pulls over the blanket] What? Hey, where'd DoodleBob go?
 * Patrick: [being held by DoodleBob] Over here.
 * SpongeBob: Yipe! You let him go, Doodle!
 * [DoodleBob draws rope around Patrick. He babbles as he looms the pencil over SpongeBob. Then he draws a grave and a tombstone. He draws a coffin around SpongeBob and pushes him into the grave, burying him. DoodleBob drags Patrick and runs away with him. SpongeBob pops out from the grave.]
 * SpongeBob: Patrick!
 * [SpongeBob draws a telescope and sees DoodleBob in his drawn castle tying his prisoner, Patrick, to a flagpole.]
 * SpongeBob: Don't worry, Patrick! I'm coming for you! [runs over to DoodleBob's castle]
 * Patrick: Good to know!
 * SpongeBob: Surrender peacefully, DoodleBob, or face the wrath of...[draws his armor suit] SpongeBob, Knight of the Square Table! [jumps off his armor suit] Charge!
 * [DoodleBob launches flaming boulders with his catapult. SpongeBob dodges one.]
 * SpongeBob: Ha-ha! [a larger boulder crushes him]
 * [DoodleBob laughs. SpongeBob draws a door on the boulder and comes out unharmed.]
 * SpongeBob: Release my friend before I get really tough! [buffs up until his pecs get flabby]
 * [DoodleBob laughs and launches Patrick with the catapult.]
 * SpongeBob: [screams] I gotcha! I gotcha!
 * [Patrick crashes into SpongeBob.]
 * Both: Oof!
 * [DoodleBob then draws stamper and creates a whole army of DoodleBobs. They run out from the castle to attack SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick scream and run.]
 * Patrick: What are we gonna do?
 * SpongeBob: [takes off his shoe and draws a line] In here.
 * [SpongeBob and Patrick hide as DoodleBob and his army run past them. SpongeBob and Patrick come out.]
 * SpongeBob: Phew.
 * Patrick: [loudly] Nah-nah, you missed us! [through megaphone] Now you gotta kiss us!
 * [Patrick's outburst idiotically attracted DoodleBob's attention and commands his army to go back.]
 * Patrick: Nah-nah...
 * SpongeBob: Patrick!
 * Patrick: What? [gasps]
 * [DoodleBob babbles as SpongeBob and Patrick cry and hug each other.]
 * SpongeBob: Oh, we'll never get back home!
 * Patrick: We'll never see our balloon Squeaky again!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, Squeaky! [gasps] Squeaky! [takes off his show and draws a balloon] Grab on, buddy!
 * [SpongeBob and Patrick grab onto the balloon's string and they float away. DoodleBob attempts to grab them.]
 * SpongeBob: Too slow, DoodleBob!
 * [DoodleBob babbles.]
 * Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob.
 * [DoodleBob commands his army to connect with each other to make him high enough to reach SpongeBob and Patrick. Once they reach them, DoodleBob grabs the balloon's string. SpongeBob takes off his shoe and draws some scissors.]
 * SpongeBob: Here, Patrick!
 * Patrick: [grabs the scissors] Oh, ooh, uh... snip! [cuts the string and he and SpongeBob fall down]
 * [DoodleBob and his army float far away with the balloon until they are out of sight.]
 * SpongeBob: Well, that's the end of DoodleBob.
 * Patrick: But we're still stuck here.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. Too bad Sandy isn't here. She'd find a way to get us back home. [gets an idea] Wait a minute, Patrick! [takes off his shoe and draws a doodle version of Sandy] Doodle us home, Sandy.
 * [Doodle Sandy takes SpongeBob's shoe and draws a vortex.]
 * Doodle Sandy: Bleeble blobble blortex!
 * Both: Yay! Thanks, Sandy!
 * Patrick: Whoo!
 * SpongeBob: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
 * [SpongeBob and Patrick enter Doodle Sandy's vortex. Meanwhile, back at Sandy's treedome, Sandy is struggling to figure out a way to enter the vortex to retrieve SpongeBob and Patrick.]
 * Sandy: Hmm, mm-hmm... [the vortex reactivates] What the—?
 * [SpongeBob and Patrick return home through the vortex, much to Sandy's shocking surprise.]
 * SpongeBob: Sandy, we're back!
 * [SpongeBob and Patrick dry up. They take deep breathes and put their water helmets on.]
 * Sandy: I ain't fixed the vortex yet! How in tarnation did you get back?
 * SpongeBob: Sandy saved us. [he and Patrick leave]
 * Sandy: [confused] What? [the old man's hand appears through the vortex and taps Sandy's shoulder] Huh? Huh?
 * Old coot: Give me back my nuts!
 * [Sandy gulps nervously. The screen turns black. DoodleBob appears and writes "The End" on the screen, ending the episode.]

Moving Bubble Bass

 * Narrator: Snark Chat with Bubble Bass.
 * Bubble Bass: And we're back. My first guest had dinner with me just last night. He's a close personal friend of mine. Please welcome the Krabby Patty. [audience clap] Great to have you back on the program.
 * Krabby Patty: Great to be here, BB.
 * Bubble Bass: Well, I'm sorry to say it, but last night, you were not quite as delicious as one would hope.
 * Krabby Patty: Oh don't worry, I'm sure Mr. Krabs will give you a refund. [percussion sting] [laughter]
 * Mama Bass: Bubble Bass, who are you talking to down there?
 * Bubble Bass: Mother! Please stop trying to undermine my fantasy talk show! [Krabby Patty thuds] Mmph.
 * Mama Bass: You march yourself upstairs this instant! Take out the garbage, dry the dishes, and walk the worm!
 * Bubble Bass: Ooh, I Don't feel like it! [thumping and whining]Huh? [squelch] [shattering] [screams] [chomping] That tears it, Mother! [grunts] I am moving out! [Slams his front door]
 * Mama Bass: Moving? Hah! You can't even do your own laundry! [grunts]


 * Bubble Bass: [underwear land on Bubble Bass's face] [fly buzzing] [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh] All I need to do is find two able-bodied idiots. But where am I to find suck stupidity on such short notice? Hm... [wagoon crashes into Bubble Bass]


 * SpongeBob: Whoops. [Bubble Bass grunts] Sorry, Bubble Bass.
 * Bubble Bass: Why you two able-bodied idiots! I— [gasps] Ooh. [Patrick sobbers and Spongebob has derpy eyes] Why, SpongeBob and Patrick, my occasional friends. How would you two like to earn a free lunch?
 * Patrick: Free lunch!


 * Bubble Bass: All righty, we're moving all of my belongings out of my mother's basement into my grandmother's basement across town. Let's start with my lounge.


 * SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, up with the loveseat. [grunts]
 * Bubble Bass: [fakes having his back popped by breaking a stick] Ow! My bad back! I guess you two will have to move everything without me. So I'll meet you both at this address.
 * SpongeBob: But don't you have to pack your things before we can move 'em?
 * Bubble Bass: Ooh, ahh, I guess you'll have to pack my stuff too. But remember with gastric prizes await your mouths.
 * Spongebob: [beat horn blares from ship] Oh, Patrick [puts a finger inside Patrick's mouth, causing him to fill up and release water]
 * Bubble Bass: [laughs]
 * Spongebob: Okay, Patrick, let's get p-p-p-packing!
 * Patrick: [grumbles trying to fit a stool into the box, breaking the stool in the process] [hums]
 * SpongeBob: Oh... [grunts] [puts on welder's helmet and turns on torch] [hums] [laughs]
 * SpongeBob: [pushes computers in the box grunting]


 * Patrick: [grunts] [water from toilet splashes] [toilet shatters]


 * SpongeBob: [grunts]
 * Both: [both grunt trying to push wooden planks]
 * Patrick: [hits mail-box with an ax, causing clanging]


 * SpongeBob: [exclaims]' [spits out mail]'


 * Patrick: [gasps]
 * SpongeBob: [grunts]
 * Patrick: All right, that's the last of it.
 * SpongeBob: Whew, I hope we didn't leave anything behind.
 * Patrick: [grunts] [part of the house clangs]
 * Kids: [laughs]
 * SpongeBob: [grunts]
 * Old Man: [screams]
 * Both: [grunts]
 * SpongeBob: Oh pardon us, ma'am, but could you walk around?
 * Lady Upturn the 333rd: Walk around? Hmph, I'm Lady Upturn the 333rd, and you want me to walk around? [laughs] I'm afraid you just have to back it up.


 * SpongeBob: Back it up? [backup alarm blares] Okay. Back it up, Patrick.


 * Patrick: What'd you say?
 * SpongeBob: [grunts] Oh, oh, oh!
 * Patrick: [grunts] [giggles afterward]
 * SpongeBob: [pants] [screams]
 * Lady Upturn the 333rd: [screams] [grunts]
 * Both (SpongeBob and Patrick): [exclaims]


 * Lady Upturn the 333rd: Oh! [spits shoe out]


 * Both (SpongeBob and Patrick): [both exclaim] [cars vroom, scratching their behind] Huh? [embarrassed shock]
 * SpongeBob: Phew, hey, Patrick, from now on, we gotta be more careful. Huh? Patrick...


 * Patrick: [giggles, thinking about the free lunch] [SpongeBob blows the thought away] [exclaims]
 * SpongeBob: Oh, focus, Patrick, focus!
 * Patrick: Okay. [grunts "focusing"]


 * SpongeBob: Ah, that's perfect. [grunts] [laughs] [grunts again]


 * Patrick: [giggles] [starts grunting]
 * Both: Hmm? [screams]
 * Snail: [meows after being stuck on the bag]
 * Old Man: [mumbles] I can walk! [turns around] Oh!
 * Kids: [laughs] [Ryan screams, along with SpongeBob and Patrick] [bag comes back to get the other two] Oh!
 * Old Man: [exclaims briefly]
 * Babies: [laughs]
 * Both (SpongeBob and Patrick): Babies?!
 * SpongeBob: [grunts] [motor revs]
 * Both: [screams] [tires screech]
 * Babies: [babbles]
 * Bag: [thuds on SpongeBob and Patrick]
 * Random People: [scream]
 * Patrick: [grunts] SpongeBob? Where are you?
 * SpongeBob: [grunts] I'm down here. [giggles]
 * Patrick: [giggles] Shall we, SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: We shall, Patrick
 * Both: [both hum]
 * Babies: [laughter]
 * Both: Babies? No! [screams]


 * Babies: [laughter]


 * Both: Whoa! [both grunt]
 * SpongeBob: Hmm...Hm? [turns paper around] Hey, this is the address! We made it, Patrick! Nice aim, babies!


 * Patrick: Hooray! Now, where's that free lunch? [slurps] [thinks again about it]


 * SpongeBob: [groans] [slaps Patrick] Focus! Let's get all this stuff inside the house, then we can eat. Hmm, hmm.
 * Patrick: Hmm, hmm.


 * Both: [both hum]
 * SpongeBob: Oh, Bubble Bass, special delivery. [shocked] Hmm? Okay, Patrick, push it!
 * Both: [both grunt] [bag thuds]
 * Patrick: [goes through the back door to pull it] [becomes muscular] [destroys the house] And that's how you do it.
 * SpongeBob: [frightened] Uh-oh, Patrick. Look what we did to Bubble Bass's granny's house.


 * Random Guy: This isn't Bubble Bass's grandmother's house. That is! [turns to Bubble Bass's grandmother's house] This was my house!


 * SpongeBob: Well, that's a relief. For a minute there, I thought we did something wrong.
 * Both: Whew.


 * Random Guy: [blows up]
 * Both: [both grunt]
 * SpongeBob: [looks down] Don't look down, Patrick!


 * Patrick: [zips eyes] I turned off my eyes. [wind gusting]


 * SpongeBob: [whimpers] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh! [hiccups] Uh-oh, Patrick, I think I have the— [hiccups again]Hiccups.
 * Patrick: Hiccups? I want some. I'm so hungry!


 * SpongeBob: [hiccups again, exclaims] Here comes another one, Patrick.


 * Patrick: [blocks Spongebob's hiccup, grunting]
 * SpongeBob: Thanks, buddy. We're almost there. Just a few more steps, and we'll claim that free lunch.
 * Patrick: Yeah— [hiccups saying "Hiccup!"]
 * Both: [bridge collapses, both grunt]


 * SpongeBob: Well, this is a dilly of a pickle.


 * Babies: [laughter]
 * Lady Upturn the 333rd: Back it up!
 * Both: [both scream]
 * Lady Upturn the 333rd: Back it up! [x2]
 * Babies: [laughter]
 * Lady Upturn the 333rd: [hits Patrick in the head with a shoe]
 * Both (SpongeBob and Patrick): [both scream] Oof, ta-da, oof.
 * Bubble Bass: I hope you didn't damage my goods.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, your goods are all good, Bubble Bass. And we sure build up an appetite for that free lunch.
 * Patrick: [gulps]
 * Bubble Bass: Oh, yes, about that. I'm afraid I was waiting for you so long that I ate them. [chomps] Mmm. [belches]
 * SpongeBob: [whimpers]
 * Patrick: [inhales] [grumbles] If my friend SpongeBob doesn't get his free lunch, things are gonna get crazy! [pants while Bubble Bass melts]
 * SpongeBob: That is the meanest thing I ever saw, Bubble Bass. You, sir, have crossed the line of aquatic decency. You may think you took a couple of bottom feeders for a ride today, but I got a newsflash for you, slappy. These bottom feeders wouldn't eat your free lunch if you paid us.
 * SpongeBob: That is the meanest thing I ever saw, Bubble Bass. You, sir, have crossed the line of aquatic decency. You may think you took a couple of bottom feeders for a ride today, but I got a newsflash for you, slappy. These bottom feeders wouldn't eat your free lunch if you paid us.
 * SpongeBob: That is the meanest thing I ever saw, Bubble Bass. You, sir, have crossed the line of aquatic decency. You may think you took a couple of bottom feeders for a ride today, but I got a newsflash for you, slappy. These bottom feeders wouldn't eat your free lunch if you paid us.
 * SpongeBob: That is the meanest thing I ever saw, Bubble Bass. You, sir, have crossed the line of aquatic decency. You may think you took a couple of bottom feeders for a ride today, but I got a newsflash for you, slappy. These bottom feeders wouldn't eat your free lunch if you paid us.
 * SpongeBob: That is the meanest thing I ever saw, Bubble Bass. You, sir, have crossed the line of aquatic decency. You may think you took a couple of bottom feeders for a ride today, but I got a newsflash for you, slappy. These bottom feeders wouldn't eat your free lunch if you paid us.
 * SpongeBob: That is the meanest thing I ever saw, Bubble Bass. You, sir, have crossed the line of aquatic decency. You may think you took a couple of bottom feeders for a ride today, but I got a newsflash for you, slappy. These bottom feeders wouldn't eat your free lunch if you paid us.
 * SpongeBob: That is the meanest thing I ever saw, Bubble Bass. You, sir, have crossed the line of aquatic decency. You may think you took a couple of bottom feeders for a ride today, but I got a newsflash for you, slappy. These bottom feeders wouldn't eat your free lunch if you paid us.


 * Patrick: I would.
 * SpongeBob: Come, Patrick. I'll make you a free Krabby Patty for $2.50 plus tax.
 * Bubble Bass: [laughs] well, you pulled it off, Bubble Bass. And you didn't even have to flick a fin. [hums]
 * Mama Bass: [growls] Bubble Bass, why do you think it's funny to pack your mother in a box and drag her all over town?
 * Bubble Bass: Mother? [grunts]
 * Mama Bass: We'll just see how you like it. [grunts]
 * Bubble Bass: I didn't do it! Ow! Mother, please— [grunts] It was SpongeBob and Patrick! [grunts] I'll dry the dishes, Mommy. [grunts] I love you, Mommy.