The Dundies

Dwight: Excuse me, everyone, could I have your attention please. I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.

Oscar: The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so you're, you're kinda there, that's...that's kinda what it's like.

Ryan: What am I gonna do with the award? Nothing...I don't know what I'm gonna do...That's the least of my concerns right now.

Jim: What a great year for the Dundies! We got to see Ping...and, we learned Michael's true feelings for Ryan, which was touching...and, we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs - which, for me, has ruined them for life!