How Toy Story 3 Should Have Ended

(the scene shows Lotso, Big Baby, Chunk, and Stretch have trapped Woody, Buzz, Rex, Jessie, Bullseye, Ken, Barbie, Mr. Potato Head, Ms. Potato Head, Three Aliens, Hamm, and Slinky)


 * Lotso: "I don't know what you're talking about."


 * Woody: "Daisy? You used to do everything with her?"


 * Lotso: "Yeah, then she threw us out!"


 * Woody: "No, she lost you!"


 * Lotso: "SHE REPLACED US!"


 * Woody: "LOTSO SHE WAS LIKE FIVE, OK?! SHE DIDN'T REPLACED YOU, HER PARENTS DID! AND THEY ONLY REPLACED YOU, BECAUSE DAISY LOVED YOU SO MUCH!"


 * Lotso: "You're right. All this time I've been angry for nothing. I'm sorry everybody."


 * Rex: "Yeah. If anyone should be furious it should be Big Baby or Chuckles. They didn't get replaced at all.


 * (Lotso turns to Big Baby)


 * Big Baby: (whines)


 * (The titles is shown and now it cuts to Andy with Bonnie playing toys)


 * Bonnie: "Show them what you got, Sheriff."


 * Andy: (laughs and continues to play and then he got nervous)


 * Bonnie: "I've never been that so happy to get new toys! Only an idiot would give great toys like these away!"


 * Andy: (grabs all of his toys from Bonnie and heads to his car) "Ok, I changed my mind, I love these toys. You can't have them. I'm taking it all back. SEE YA!


 * Bonnie: (screams)


 * (camera cuts to Andy in his car)


 * Andy: "Ha ha ha ha! I can't believe I almost gave you guys away! We're going to go to college! It's going to be great! You guys are the best!"


 * (After a few seconds Woody pops out of the box with the other toys)


 * Woody: "AND WE'VE BEEN ALIVE THIS WHOLE TIME!"


 * Andy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


 * (Andy's car crashes off-screen and a parody of "You've Got a Friend In Me" called "You Just Wrecked Your Car" plays, then Andy is seen in college, injured after the accident)


 * Andy: "Mom! Mom, I sworne! The toys came alive! They're alive, they're alive! Yes, all of them! I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP!"


 * Buzz: "Can we all agree that this was a huge mistake?"


 * (Woody, Rex, Jessie, Mr. Potato Head, and Hamm nod)


 * Andy: "Why won't anyone believe me?"


 * (James P. Sullivan bursts out of Andy's room)


 * Sulley: "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"


 * Andy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


 * Sulley: "Sorry, wrong room. Oh this is embarassing." (leaves Andy's room)


 * Andy: "WHAT IS GOING ON?!" (he sees Wall-E in his room)