Snake Eyes


 * Patsy: But I knew kung-fu!
 * (jumps around making karate noises) And ninjitsu! (jumps around making more karate noises) And bok choy! (stands triumphantly)
 * Lazlo, Raj, & Clam: Ooo! Bok choy!
 * Raj: She's quite the charmer.
 * Raj: She has got ferocious nostrils.
 * Patsy: I happened to be an expert on snakes. I am a mongoose!
 * Raj: Wow, that's one angry caribou!
 * Lazlo: But you said you beat up a snake with it's own brass knuckles!
 * Patsy: What part of "I lied" don't you understand?
 * Lazlo: (right after Edward, Dave and Ping-Pong scream) What was that?
 * Raj: I don't even know, but it reminded me of a movie about a melon that ate farmers.
 * (Talking about Skip)
 * Patsy: That's funny. Where did he go?
 * Raj: Great holly! They're dropping like flies!!
 * Edward: If you two are finished yapping, I'd like to have my sandwich now.
 * Ping-Pong: Sure thing. Edward ordered the salami sandwich; hold the mayo. Dave ordered the ham and pea soup; hold the ham and peas. And I ordered the snake. I ordered the snake?
 * Edward, Dave, and Ping-Pong: THE SNAKE!! AAAAAH!!!
 * [The Lemmings are hiding behind a tree]
 * Liniment: Oh, is he coming yet?
 * Leonard: I don't think he can count to ten.
 * Louie: Uh, you guys? I think I have to go to the bathroom.
 * Liniment: Wait, you can't go now!
 * Louie: Why not?
 * Liniment: Cause there's a SNAKE!!!!
 * [all four Lemmings scream and they run around the tree]