Swirly


 * Computer: Warning. Experiment 383 activated.
 * Hämsterviel: An experiment is waiting for you and your bumbling fish mitts don't grab it for me! [notices Gantu watching TV] GANTU!
 * Gantu: [sighs] Yes, Dr. Hämsterviel, I'll get right on it, in just a minute.
 * Hämsterviel: Not in just a minute! Now, you lazy squid thing! NOW!
 * Gantu: But it's a marathon of Look At This!
 * 625: It's chowder chop's favorite show.
 * Hämsterviel: Well, my favorite show is watching your fishy butt get hit by the door on your way out to CATCH MY EXPERIMENT!!!
 * Gantu: [sighs] Yes, sir. [to 625] Record it for me?
 * 625: Well, I could do that, but I'm thinking the Sandwich Channel.
 * [Gantu growls in frustation as he leaves]


 * [Pleakley is practicing a juggling routine for Look At This!]
 * Pleakley: Let's see. Maracas, bowling ball, precious family heirloom, that's good, and here we go! [begins juggling with the maracas, the bowling ball, and a priceless lamp] Yes! Yes!
 * [the bowling ball lands on Pleakley's foot and the maracas hit him on the head; Stitch grabs the lamp before it could break]
 * Stitch: Phew!
 * Lilo: Why are smashing your feet?
 * Pleakley: Haven't you heard? Look At This! is coming to Kauai! I intend to demonstrate the mastery of Earth-style juggling. [moves the bowling ball off his foot]
 * Lilo: Not you too! You sound just like Mertle. She thinks Look At This! is all that!
 * Pleakley: Well, Mertle sounds like a small Earth female with exquisite taste! [Stitch begins playing with his maraca] Unhand my maraca, you monster! Figure out your own audition!
 * Lilo: Don't worry. I'd feed myself to the sharks before I let Stitch go on that show.
 * Pleakley: Just the same! The juggling routine is mine!


 * [Lilo has been hypnotized by Swirly to be like Mertle, who happens to love Look at This! while Stitch is hypnotize to love the show]
 * Mertle: Okay, first the left hip, and.... [notices Lilo, who has the same hairstyle and glasses as her] AHH! What are you doing here, Lilo?!
 * Lilo: I'm not going to let you ruin our big TV debut with your boring old dance moves, Mer-Tle!
 * Yuki: Huh?
 * Teresa: What?
 * Elena: Who are you?
 * Stitch: [dashes to the TV with a pillow and popcorn] Eeka toola!
 * Mertle: I thought you hated Look At This!
 * Lilo: As if! You gotta love it!


 * [Gantu has been hypnotized by Swirly; 625 learns that Gantu must obey the first suggestion after hypnosis]
 * 625: Have a peanut butter sandwich. Wait, wait, make that a peanut butter and sardine sandwich!
 * Gantu: [shoves the sandwich into his mouth] Delicious!
 * 625: [chuckles] Now, hop on one foot and say "blah-blah-blah".
 * Gantu: Blah-blah-blah! [begins hopping around the ship] Blah-blah-blah!
 * Hämsterviel: What is the meaning of the silly hopping with the mouth filled with fancy-pancy nonsense?!
 * 625: It's cool, Doc. Check this out. Hey, twinkle-toes, dance like a ballerina and tell Dr. Hämsterviel you're a big blubberhead!
 * Gantu: I'm a big blubberhead! [begins dancing like a ballerina]
 * Hämsterviel: [laughs] The large fishy one has succumbed to the powers of Experiment 383! I remember him. Big fun at parties. Gantu, stick out your tongue and make raspberry-like spitting noises!
 * 625: And balance yourself on a rolling pin!
 * Hämsterviel: While juggling your sandwich-making thing stuff!
 * 625: With a cake on your head!
 * Hämsterviel: And a cherry on top!
 * [Gantu does exactly what he is told; 625 and Hämsterviel crack up laughing]