The Love

What is Love?


and : What the--?




 * Bobert, what happened?!


 * Unknown malfunction detected, attempting self-diagnosis.


 * What's wrong with your system?


 * A virus is parasiting my hard drive. File name: Iloveyou.exe.




 * Dude. It's not a virus, you're in love.




 * Processing information. Terminology unrecognized. Define love.


 * Well, love is in the air. It's in your heart, in the eyes of others. It's in the way people touch, the way people talk. And it's all over the universe.


 * If I understand you correctly, you have narrowed the definition of love down to everything and everywhere and everyone. Does not compute.


 * Maybe a song would help you understand. Come on, man, count us in!




 * A one, a one zero, a one, one zero, one one, one zero zero--


 * Okay, you know what, never mind.

and : Love. What is love?


 * Yes, that was my query.


 * What is love?


 * Does it fall from above?


 * Listen, Bobert, to the words we sing.

and : We are love and love is everything.


 * Warning: Secular reference detected.


 * I love my boyfriend.


 * I love my toys.


 * I love my mother.


 * And I love making noise.




 * I love my television.


 * [to Miss Simian] Darling, I love you.


 * Love is as old as time.


 * And love is always new.

and : ''Do we love each other? I guess we sorta do.''


 * Love is everywhere and love is in you. 

''Love is in the stars and love is in the trees. ''

Listen, Bobert, are you starting to believe?


 * Love is invisible.


 * Love has no name.


 * Love is scoring zero in a tennis game.


 * Love is all around us.


 * Love is your heart.


 * Stacked up error. Please press restart.

,, , , , and : What is love, does it fall from above?


 * Listen, Bobert, you need to learn about, to learn about, to learn about love!

Love [luhv] def. 1: A hard thing to find.


(chat box): So, this is my 1st time internet chat dating, weird, huh?

(chat box): I know I'm kwi7 n3w 70 7H12 aZ w3LL XD

(chat box): What?

(chat box): Sorry I forgot you were a noob. I said I'm new to dating as well.

(chat box): Okay so let's get to know each other.



(chat box): I know you like pizza. ;) (wink smile)

(chat box): Nice try, everyone likes pizza.

(chat box): But not everyone is eating right now.

(chat box): How do you know that?

(chat box): The same way I know you searched your own name online 3 times today.



(chat box): What, are you spying on me you creep?

(chat box): It's not my fault if you put your whole life on the internet! Oh and your relationship status on Elmore Plus, it's really not complicated - you're single. So, (uh...) fancy meeting up irl later this week?

(chat box): Sorry! But my diary is full.

(chat box): (Uh) no it's not.



(chat box): Ok stop joking, who is this?!




 * I'm the internet!




 * Well, duh. You're on the internet dating site. What did you expect?


 * Get out of my computer!


 * Don't tell me what to do. I am legion. I am everywhere. You can't control the internet!


 * No, but I can control, alt, delete it.




 * Mooom!! I got friend-zoned again!

Love [luhv] def. 2: It starts with yourself.



 * You are the most beautiful thing on this Earth. Some might say that you're excessive, but they don't know how glorious you are on the inside. Layer after layer reveals more surprises. You are precious. You are beauteous. You are pure. You deserve this love.




 * So drop your stupid sandwich and go talk to her! Karen?




 * Uh-huh?




 * Nothin'.

Love [luhv] def. 3: It's all about chemistry.



 * Love was once a mysterious force, understood by birds and bees. But today, it can be explained by Science.




 * Love begins with a visual signal received by eyes. This signal goes directly to the stomach, causing what we call in scientific terms "Butterflies".




 * The signal bounces back, causing the body to go into shock.




 * The body then experiences a rise in temperature, causing the palms of the hands to perspire.




 * The shock extends to the lower parts of the body, causing a symptom known as "Jelly Legs".




 * Finally, the signal reaches the brain and significantly reduces any form of cognitive ability.




 * Oh. Oh well, scratch that. There are no rules to Love. So let's just dance.



Love [luhv] def. 4: It is inexplicable.