The Kids

Bathroom

 * (whispering) You still got it.
 * Hey, kids. Do I look old to you?
 * Uh, it's hard to say. I guess that's the good thing about being fat- it fills out all the wrinkles!
 * Agh! Well, guess my age.
 * and : Uh...
 * Ooh! Ice Age!
 * What?! Are you kidding me? When do you think I was born?
 * Uh, I don't know. 1592?
 * What?!
 * Minus a hundred!
 * 1492? That's when America was discovered!
 * Aw, come on! Help us out here. Was it B.C. or A.D.?
 * Hmmph!
 * What did you say to your father?
 * It's not our fault! It was a trap!
 * Ooh, was he fishing for compliments again?
 * Yeah. Some reality got caught in the net.
 * But you know what it's like, Mrs. Mom. You're pretty old, too.
 * I'm old?
 * Yeah, I mean that you're so old t- that you learned to drive on a horse!
 * You're so old that you ate dodos for your first Thanksgiving!
 * You're so old that if you had kids now, they'd be born middle-aged!
 * Yeah, I mean, that you're so old that-
 * ALRIGHT!
 * No one stays young forever, you know. You'll see how it feels when it happens to you.
 * Aw, I think we'll be fine.
 * Yeah, dude. I've been twelve like... Forever, now!
 * I think we can safely say that we'll be young forever and never cha-a-a-a-ange!
 * Dude! Are you ALRIGHT?
 * What's happening?
 * I think OUR VOICES ARE BROKE!
 * Dude, that was so low you made some of my organs move inside.
 * No one stays young forever, you know. You'll see how it feels when it happens to you.
 * Aw, I think we'll be fine.
 * Yeah, dude. I've been twelve like... Forever, now!
 * I think we can safely say that we'll be young forever and never cha-a-a-a-ange!
 * Dude! Are you ALRIGHT?
 * What's happening?
 * I think OUR VOICES ARE BROKE!
 * Dude, that was so low you made some of my organs move inside.
 * I think OUR VOICES ARE BROKE!
 * Dude, that was so low you made some of my organs move inside.

Living room

 * Okay, that was weird, but I'm not gonna let it ruin our day. I'll call Penny and see if she wants to go to the mall.
 * Fitzgerald residence!
 * Hi, can I speak to Penny pleeeease...
 * Is this a joke?
 * Uh, no.
 * This better be a joke.
 * No, wait, I don't think you understand-
 * I don't think you understand. You think you can call my house and freak us out? You think you've got a scary voice? This... is a scary voice. Now listen to me. I have a very specific set of skills. Skills I've acquired over a very long career. In real estate. If you never call by daughter again, that... will be the end of it. But if you do, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will build a house around you. With no doors.
 * Okay, bye!
 * What are you looking at?
 * I dunno. What are you pointing at?
 * Come on, let's just go together.
 * What are you looking at?
 * I dunno. What are you pointing at?
 * Come on, let's just go together.
 * Come on, let's just go together.

The Bus

 * Hello, two kids-price... tickets, please.
 * You disgust me!
 * Wait, what? Why?
 * Where is your pride? Where is your beard? WHERE IS YOUR AXE?!
 * Wait, why are you driving with an axe?
 * Oh, I use it to push the pedals.
 * Sir, I think you're confused. We're not what you--
 * Your manly warrior voices gave you away! Our people built wonders in the mines of Esmaradell and here you are, pretending to be children to scrounge a bus fare! Shame on you!
 * Dude, we're not cheating anyone. We're kids.
 * I should report you to the Council of Elders!
 * You don't need a discount! Your mountains are full of gold and mithril.
 * How can someone be so little and yet so evil?
 * Do you feel like walking? I feel like walking.
 * How can someone be so little and yet so evil?
 * Do you feel like walking? I feel like walking.
 * Do you feel like walking? I feel like walking.

Sidewalk

 * See? It wasn't that far.
 * Look.
 * Oh, wow. "Buy one, get one free on two-sided tape". That's like four-sided tape.
 * No, look! Half price on double chocolate chip cookies! That's like quadruple chocolate!
 * Hey, wait!
 * Hey, wait!
 * Hey, wait!

Store

 * Hmm, where are the cookies? HEY!
 * [Surprised] Ohh! [Annoyed] "Hey" yourself, young man. I know I'm just a clerk here, but that is not a way to speak to people.
 * OH! SORRY!
 * Oh, I see. Now I'm getting attitude. You know there's a policy here for disrespectful costumers.
 * It's not... MY fault.
 * Oh-ho-ho. So now it's my fault.
 * Dude, CHILL OUT!
 * You refrigerate yourself, mister. All right, that's it. Security, we've got a code orange at aisle 13.
 * No, please, it's not my fault.
 * Dude, what's going on?
 * I can't control the VOLUME OF MY VOICE!  And now Larry's angry at me.
 * Ah, don't worry. I'll take care of this.
 * Sir, I'm gonna need you to calm down.
 * WE ARE CALM!
 * Don't force me to use force! You need to take it down a notch!
 * I CAN'T!
 * Fine! Then you asked for this! Actually, I'm not allowed to do anything but ask you to leave the premises peacefully.
 * Don't force me to use force! You need to take it down a notch!
 * I CAN'T!
 * Fine! Then you asked for this! Actually, I'm not allowed to do anything but ask you to leave the premises peacefully.

Car Park

 * Maybe I'll just call Dad for a ride home.
 * So?
 * He didn't understand a word I said and told me he doesn't speak fax machine. Aw, stupid voice!  What is wrong with you!?  Well, that didn't work.
 * Gumball, where have you been? Why didn't you call me?
 * Penny, it's my voice. It's broke.
 * Watterson, are you giving my daughter some kind of weird silent treatment? Because if you are, I have a very specific set of skills. Skills I've acqu--
 * I think we need a doctor.
 * What? Oh, hold up.
 * I think we need a doctor.
 * That's what I said!
 * I think we need a doctor.
 * What? Oh, hold up.
 * I think we need a doctor.
 * That's what I said!
 * I think we need a doctor.
 * That's what I said!

The Doctor

 * And sometimes, it's perfectly fine. But the next thing you know, it's all over the place.
 * Are you making fun of us because our voices are broke?
 * Your voices are not broken, they're breaking. It means you're growing up.
 * Did you really think you would stay kids forever?
 * Yeah, kind of.
 * Isn't there something you can do?
 * Hmm, no. Only a small percentage of the world doesn't age - mostly people on tv.
 * Aw, come on. Growing up isn't that bad. Soon, you'll be strong and handsome, like your dad.
 * [Gumball and Darwin looked at each other, their faces looks like Richards, even gasping like him]
 * Isn't there something you can do?
 * Hmm, no. Only a small percentage of the world doesn't age - mostly people on tv.
 * Aw, come on. Growing up isn't that bad. Soon, you'll be strong and handsome, like your dad.
 * [Gumball and Darwin looked at each other, their faces looks like Richards, even gasping like him]
 * [Gumball and Darwin looked at each other, their faces looks like Richards, even gasping like him]

Make The Most of It!

 * Come on. What's the best thing to do when you know your childhood days are numbered?
 * Lie down on the ground and go like this?
 * No, dude. You make the most of it.
 * and : We enjoy it while we can. We enjoy it while we're kids. We enjoy it while there's still time. To make the most of it. We go around the block and we loiter by the mall. The people think we're thugs, so they give the cops a call. But we can get away with it 'cuz it's a public space. Turns out we weren't loitering, just standing in one place.
 * I don't wear a suit or a-
 * and : Stupid tie!
 * I dress with my eyes closed and-
 * and : I still look fly!
 * (spoken) It looks like you got a leg transplant from a wiener dog.
 * (spoken) Yeah well you- *groans* And when I don't have a comeback I can always cry.
 * and : We enjoy it while we can. We enjoy it while we're kids. We enjoy it while there's still time. To make the most of it.
 * I'm allowed to eat candy, it's okay to be chubby. It's called baby fat, that's how my momma likes me. I don't need to worry about the calories I ate. 'Cuz I'm just a kid with a crazy metabolic rate. (spoken) Too far.
 * Don't you ever worry about the cavities in your teeth?
 * Who cares if these fall out, I've got new ones underneath!
 * I'm getting tonnes of loot, 'cuz I look so cute. Where are these presents from? It just doesn't compute.
 * We don't have to worry about makin' ends meet. We just throw things in the buggy that we like to eat. 'Cuz when you're still a kid, everything is magic. You don't know it yet.
 * and : Life can get pretty tragic.
 * and : We enjoy it while we can. We enjoy it while we're kids. We enjoy it while there's still time. To make the most of it
 * We don't have to worry, 'cuz we don't have jobs. We can sit around all day and hang out just like slobs.
 * and : We don't freak out about resumes or skills. 'Cuz we don't have either, we got no bills.
 * : We got all the time that we wanna kill.
 * (spoken) What time is it?
 * and : It's time to chill!
 * (spoken) What do you think you're doing?
 * (spoken) Just enjoying not having a job.
 * (spoken) Well, you can't stay here!
 * (spoken) Why? Because the sight of our freedom hurt your adult feelings?
 * (spoken) No, kid! You're gonna have to move, because-
 * When you're still a kid, being sick is cool. Mom gives you hugs, and you don't have to go to school. Stay at home, watch TV, all day slackin' off. If someone checks on you, just give 'em a little cough.
 * (spoken) Are you alright?
 * (spoken) Aww!
 * It's not my fault if I behave like a dummy. I do a lot of stupid things, 'cos I find it funny.
 * and : We don't need an excuse, 'cuz we've got imagination. We're using it right now to escape the situation. Because when you're a kid, you dream of many things. Like being a Ninja Dentist, or a Wizard Cop with wings. We could fight a shark-bear-gator with a sword made of swords!. Be the best at everything and win awesomeness awards. See an underwater castle with a seahorse made of crystal. Saving mermaids from sharkpeople using golden laser pistols. Plunder the universe in our pirate spaceship. Go back in time to teach cavemen how to kick-flip. Don't need to worry about our future plans for college. Super powers, robot arms, that's a substitute for knowledge.
 * It's okay for me to dream that I'm a cowboy from the west!
 * And for me to keep hopin' that there's still a chance to grow a chest!
 * Gumball and Darwin: We enjoy it while we [deep voice] can! We enjoy it while we're [deep voice] kids! We enjoy it while there's [deep voice] still time to make the most of [deep voice] it!
 * Gumball: [clearing their throat] Come on, let's try that again.
 * and : [deep voice] We enjoy it while we can. We enjoy it while we're kids. [cuts to Billy and Orange Woman watching Gumball and Darwin] We enjoy it while there's still time. To make the most of it!
 * Mother, what are those two short men doing?
 * I think they're believing that they're still young and cool, dear.
 * [Gumball and Darwin are surprised of the reaction of the two]
 * and : [deep voice] We enjoy it while we can. We enjoy it while we're kids. [cuts to Billy and Orange Woman watching Gumball and Darwin] We enjoy it while there's still time. To make the most of it!
 * Mother, what are those two short men doing?
 * I think they're believing that they're still young and cool, dear.
 * [Gumball and Darwin are surprised of the reaction of the two]

A New Start

 * [Gumball is kicking trash until he kicks a ball that bounces back and hits his face. Then he cries]
 * [in a deep voice] It's over, dude. If my voice went any lower, it would be on the ground! We're not kids anymore!
 * [deep voice] Maybe it's for the better, no one wants to stay a child forever.
 * [deep voice] Remember the wonderful times we've had, these happy thoughts now make me sad.
 * and : [deep voice] They say it's not bad, it's just a new start, so why do I have this pain in my heart? Our childhood memories are getting hazy. But soon, we can drive, go to college, and we both go crazy!

Kids again

 * What was that? Dude, I sound even younger than before.
 * That's it, that means there's only one percent of people that'll never grow old.
 * and : Yay!
 * We'll be kids forever!
 * We got what we wanted!
 * We're stuck in these bodies for the rest of our lives!
 * and : Yay.
 * and : Yay.
 * and : Yay.