The Separation Agitation


 * Raj: Sheldon, what did Amy have that attracted you?
 * Sheldon: Oh, so many things: her mind, her kindness, and especially her body.
 * Raj: Really!
 * Amy: Relax. We're the same blood type; he know he could harvest an organ.

[first lines]
 * Sheldon: All right, we're about to go live. Everyone on their A game. [claps] Good energy... [flatly, to camera]
 * Sheldon: Hello. I'm Dr, Sheldon Cooper.
 * Amy: And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah-Fowler.
 * Sheldon: And welcome to a special retrospective, where we will take a look back at the history of Fun with Flags on an episode we're calling Sheldon Cooper, Amy Farrah Fowler: Fun with Flags: Behind the Flags, a Retrospective.


 * Raj: I feel bad for Bert.
 * Sheldon: So he's using his money to attract a mate. Is that any different than me using my intelligence to attract Amy, or Leonard using his power of grovelling to get Penny?
 * Leonard: Totally different. Bert's money might run out, but I can beg until the end of time.
 * Penny: All that, *and* he's shorter than me.

[last lines]
 * Sheldon: Hello. I'm Dr, Sheldon Cooper.
 * Amy: And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah-Fowler.
 * Sheldon: Based on the glowing reception of our recent Behind the Flags Retrospective we thought you might like to see how it all came together
 * Amy: So welcome to tonight's episode: Sheldon Cooper, Amy Farrah Fowler: Fun with Flags: Behind the Behind the Flags, a Retrospective Retrospective.
 * Sheldon: Oh, we already have our first call!
 * Amy: Oh. Hello, you're on Fun with Flags.
 * Bert: The jet-ski worked. I got her back.


 * Bernadette: What if she likes these people more than us?
 * Howard: She already likes bubbles more than us.


 * Howard: How about after this we go to the exotic bird show?
 * Stuart: Not a good idea. My hair is prime nest building material.


 * Howard: What are you making?
 * Stuart: Chicken. Birds mess with my hair, I come back hard.


 * Sheldon: [after Bert introduces Rebecca] She's younger and far more attractive than he is. [to Leonard and Penny] They're copying you two.


 * Sheldon: Bert, Rebecca, I'd like to apologize for my insensitive comment earlier.
 * Rebecca: Don't worry about it. It's fine.
 * Sheldon: See, it was fine. I didn't need a time out.
 * Amy: It wasn't a time out. Let's get some food.
 * Sheldon: You made me sit on the stairs and think about what I did...
 * Amy: [Nudges Sheldon] I said get your food!


 * Howard What are you doing here?
 * Stuart: Can't a guy hang out at a college he doesn't go to and stare at a baby that isn't his?


 * Amy: I'm sorry, Bert, but aren't you worried she's only with you for your money?
 * Bert: She'd better be. On our first date, I bought her an 80-inch flat screen.
 * Sheldon: Your first date? Did you even measure her walls?


 * Leonard: Don't you have a friend you can set him up with?
 * Penny: Hey, I already set up Howard and Bernadette. It's your turn to ruin some poor girl's life.


 * Rebecca: Where's your bathroom?
 * Leonard: Just down there. [Rebecca leaves]
 * Bert: She's so perfect, sometimes I think she isn't real. And then she goes to the bathroom, and I know she is.
 * Penny: Aww, that's so weird.


 * Raj: I'd love a personal trainer. I haven't seen my abs since they opened a Shake Shack on my drive home.
 * Rebecca: I can give you some free sessions.
 * Penny: Oh, is that offer for everybody?
 * Leonard: Nice try. I'm not going.