To the Promised Resort! Vegeta Takes a Family Trip?

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''♪ Opening Song

♪ Don't you wanna dream again? ♪ ♪ Now it's calling for me go back to the start ♪ ♪ Wishing on the starlights ♪ In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow ♪ ♪ Just step on the new stage don't be shy ♪ ♪ Gonna take the challenge of God ♪ ♪ So-Zets-Cho-Zets-Dynamic! ♪ Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick ♪ Keep on going power pumpin' up ♪ ♪ Something greater waiting not so far away ♪''

mankind no longer remembers the destruction caused by Majin Buu. Instead, they believe their beloved hero prevented it from ever happening. that I saved the world from Armageddon. Well that's what it's for. And the prize money is, uh, substantial. A hundred million Zeni. So, uh, I was wondering if I could, you know, train with King Kai now? Just drop by from time to time, okay? [GOTEN giggles] While across the far expanse of the universe, something very strange, and very troubling, appears to be sharpening its claws.
 * NARRATOR: Through the power of the Dragon Balls,
 * MR. SATAN: Yeah. You might remember how it kind of got around
 * GOKU, GOTEN: A hundred million?
 * GOKU: I'm glad you like it.
 * CHICHI: Yeah, sure.
 * GOKU: Awesome!
 * GOKU: All right, then. See ya' soon.
 * NARRATOR: Goku has left to train on King Kai's planet.
 * BEERUS: Tell you what. I'll only take half.

Vegeta Takes a Family Trip?"
 * NARRATOR: "To the Promised Resort!

[KING KAI humming]

Perfect weather for a little drive! You know, when evil monsters aren't bent on destruction, life's as easy as pie! A great big easy pie and you can cut me a world peace! [laughing] and combined it with "world peace" even though they're spelled differently. See, we comedians call that a pun. It's the highest form of comedy, which you'd know if you'd paid attention in your Pun Theory class! [KING KAI screaming] [BUBBLES, GREGORY screaming] [crashing] [laughs] Who jumps in front of a Kai on a joy ride? Seriously! Can't you just use your powers to fix your car and house faster? and gives me something to gripe about--I mean-- is something I enjoy because I believe in hard work. Yeah. It's rude and it's a choking hazard! [chuckles] I'm stuffed! I came here to train a bit, that's all. Your world's gravity is ten times stronger than Earth's, remember? I can't think of a better place in the universe to build some serious muscle! [KING KAI sighs deeply] Why would I be happy that a Saiyan is using my sacred world as his own workout gym? And let me guess, you'll want room and board with that, too? Come on King Kai, you act like we're not pals or somethin'! sense of humor, but I'm a pretty major deal! I'm way higher than a Guardian and you wouldn't have talked to Kami like this! Nothing better than training on a full stomach! You look like you're on safari or something! Man, it's been way too long.
 * KING KAI: Doesn't get better than this!
 * KING KAI: Why aren't you guys laughing at that?
 * KING KAI: It's funny because I took "piece of pie"
 * KING KAI: Oh! Let's change the subject and put the pedal to the metal!
 * GOKU: Aah! Uh. Whoops.
 * KING KAI: What were you thinking?
 * GOKU: Yeah, my bad, I'm sorry.
 * GOKU: But hey. It's not that big of a problem, right?
 * KING KAI: Of course! But fixing them by hand kills time
 * KING KAI: But I digress-why are you here, Goku?
 * GOKU: What? Why do you think?
 * KING KAI: Don't talk with your mouth full!
 * GOKU: Aah!
 * GOKU: Don't worry, there's no trouble.
 * GOKU: Hm? You don't sound happy.
 * KING KAI: Of course I'm not.
 * GOKU: Yeah, sure. That sounds great!
 * KING KAI: Hey! Maybe you forgot because of my disarming
 * GOKU: [chuckles] I'm gonna jump to it, all right?
 * KING KAI: Hey!
 * GOKU: Man, this feels great!
 * KING KAI: Well change your clothes at least!
 * GOKU: Yeah now we're talkin'.

You better wake up! [TRUNKS yawns] If you could just learn to fly like me and Dad do, we could get places a whole lot faster, you know. [BULMA grunts] but my human body is not built for mach speeds. you Saiyans are all off your rockers if you ask me. You should have just said so, dear. [TRUNKS yells] [BULMA grunts]
 * BULMA: We'll be there soon, Trunks.
 * TRUNKS: Flying like this takes too much time, Mom.
 * BULMA: Well excuse me, young man,
 * TRUNKS: So... Dad still up top?
 * BULMA: He sure is. He still refuses to come inside--
 * VEGETA: This isn't anywhere close to proper training.
 * BULMA: I'm sorry. If you wanted me to make it a challenge.
 * BULMA: Can you handle this?
 * VEGETA: Hm! What a joke.

[car horn honks] [indistinctive chatter]
 * BULMA: This is nice, don't you think?
 * VEGETA: Don't even think of buying me that.


 * BULMA: Ooh, these sunglasses are a must!
 * TRUNKS: Can I get this? The lady says it's an "accessory"!

I can put on my own pants. I get the trademark Vegeta scoff. So why'd you agree to come along with us this time? (START FLASHBACK) I'll take you to that amusement park you're always going on about. [TRUNKS yells] [VEGETA yells] [TRUNKS groans] I'll take you to the stupid park! (END FLASHBACK) This is way better than an amusement park! [BULMA laughs] I'm not sure how to describe it, but ever since you fought Buu-- I don't know, you've changed. Check it, Dad! Is this cool or what? when they can't even button a shirt. [TRUNKS laughs] [BULMA chuckles]
 * BULMA: Trunks? You okay in there by yourself?
 * TRUNKS: I'm fine, Mom.
 * BULMA: So why?
 * VEGETA: Why what?
 * BULMA: Normally when I suggest a family trip
 * VEGETA: Tch.
 * VEGETA: And if you can land even one punch on my face,
 * VEGETA: Stop that whining!
 * VEGETA: I'm just keeping a promise, it's nothing more than that.
 * BULMA: How cute! So you made a promise to Trunks?
 * TRUNKS: Thanks, Dad!
 * BULMA: Awwwe! You big old softy!
 * VEGETA: Hey! I'm not soft!
 * BULMA: Calm down, I'm kidding.
 * BULMA: There is something different, though.
 * TRUNKS: Ta-da! They fit!
 * VEGETA: Don't ask me! Though I'd hardly call someone "cool"
 * TRUNKS: Huh? Aah! Oopsie.
 * BULMA: Well anyway.
 * BULMA: Come on!


 * TRUNKS: Wha--Wh-Whoa!

[BULMA shrieks] [TRUNKS laughs]

[VEGETA grunts]
 * TRUNKS: Yeah! Faster! Faster!

doesn't mean you can't carry some stuff!
 * BULMA: Jeez, this is heavy.
 * TRUNKS: Uh, you guys know I can't see anything, right?
 * BULMA: Just because you won't shop
 * TRUNKS: Uh-ha!
 * VEGETA: I'd say I deserve a meal.
 * BULMA: Fine then! Let's eat!


 * BULMA: Excuse me! Can we get more food over here?


 * TRUNKS, VEGETA: Aah!


 * VEGETA: This beast is delicious!


 * BULMA: I should've known this would help with his bad mood.


 * BULMA: We still need more!

[TRUNKS, VEGETA gasp]
 * TRUNKS: This is so awesome!
 * BULMA: You got anything bigger?

[ALL gasp] [VEGETA chuckles] [VACATIONERS gasp] [VEGETA yowls] [VEGETA growls] [VEGETA growls] a good vacation! Don't get the octopus!
 * BULMA: Pretty great octopus, right, dear?
 * VEGETA: I'll eat your whole race!
 * VEGETA: Ah-ha, no! No!
 * TRUNKS: Dad? Are you okay?
 * BULMA: This is bad.
 * VEGETA: You impudent, tentacled bastard!
 * BULMA: Calm down, honey. Just remember to breathe.
 * TRUNKS: Yeah Dad, it's okay. Don't flip out.
 * BULMA: Let's just go!
 * BULMA: Sorry about that everyone. Hope you're having

That breeze is nice. [fog horn blares] Maybe we should charter a big ship like that and celebrate in style on the high seas! What do you say, Trunks?
 * BULMA: Mm-mmm!
 * TRUNKS: No way!
 * BULMA: It's a cruise liner!
 * BULMA: You know, my birthday is coming up.
 * TRUNKS: Yeah! That'd be sweet!

[fast paced drumming] [VACATIONERS cheering, laughing]

And he hates crowds.
 * BULMA: I can't believe we lost him.

Dad! Where are you?
 * TRUNKS: Dad! Dad!


 * BULMA: Hey! No flying!

Why am I wasting time at this face while Kakarot is out--
 * VEGETA: Great. Where did Bulma wander off to now?


 * MAN 2A: Yeah!

it's time for our local specialty. So grab a cold drink and watch 'em dance... with fire! ''I should be hailed as number one by every creature on this planet, not lost in a crowd like some commoner.'' [VEGETA snarls] I could be losing ground. To that clown! I think he needs to come and have a dance off with our fire dancers to get in the mood! [VEGETA grunting] [VACATIONERS continue chanting] [PARTY MC 2A groans] [VACATIONERS gasp, murmur] [VEGETA grunts] Looks like Dad's checkin' out. See you back at home! [BULMA chuckles]
 * PARTY MC 2A: All right, party people,
 * VACATIONERS: Fire!
 * PARTY MC 2A: What do they dance with?
 * VACATIONERS: Fire!
 * VEGETA: I defeated Majin Buu!
 * MAN 2A: Party!
 * VEGETA: Even so. I have to keep training.
 * VEGETA: Every second. I waste here.
 * PARTY MC 2A: Now hold on, everyone! That guy's not smiling!
 * PARTY MC 2A: Come on, folks! Chant with me! All together now!
 * ALL VACATIONERS: Dance off! Dance off! Dance off! Dance off!
 * TRUNKS: Hey! Look, it's Dad!
 * BULMA: Where? I don't see him!
 * VACATIONERS: Dance off! Dance off!
 * PARTY MC 2A: Dance off! Dance off!
 * VEGETA: That's enough. Enough!
 * MAN 3A: He's flying!
 * MAN 4A: No way! This place rules!
 * PARTY MC 2A: If he's part of the show, they coulda' told me.
 * TRUNKS: Aw, shoot.
 * BULMA: I guess we should be grateful he lasted this long.
 * TRUNKS: Thanks, Dad! I had an awesome time!

Lord Beerus. [birds chirping] [DINOSAUR 2A growls lowly] [ALIEN BLOBS cheep] [DINOSAUR 2A roars] [ALIEN BLOBS shriek] [DINOSAUR 2A growls lowly] [DINOSAUR 2A roars] [ALIEN BLOBS cheer] [ALIEN BLOBS chatter cheerfully] to interrupt your big moment, Chief. Word is that it's most delicious. We've heard tales of it all across the Seventh Universe. so I hate to take it from you. Nevertheless. I am taking it. Ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho, ho! [WHIS clears throat] to acquire this my own way. If you could just hand it over nicely it will give me something to brag about. And you and your world can escape unharmed. I'd call that a win-win situation. [bellows] Your kind can achieve a combat transformation? Seems my research was woefully incomplete. But I still have forty seconds. and you know it! two centuries and twenty years to me, Whis. I still don't get why you're so irritable the first few years after waking up. And they may not be true. but I still think it's worth a try. If the stories are true, then it packs a flavor unrivaled in the cosmos. Mmm. remember the figure from my dream. much history of coming to fruition. was moving into our solar system. And that didn't pan out, now did it? [ALIEN CHIEF 2A yells] [ALIEN CHIEF 2A grunts] [ALIEN CHIEF 2A yells] [ALIEN CHIEF 2A yells] [ALIEN CHIEF 2A growls, yells] [ALIEN CHIEF 2A laughs] [ALIEN CHIEF 2A bellows] [ALIEN CHIEF 2A groans] Now then. What was I talking about? you can't recall. like having something caught in your back teeth that you just can't fish out. Or a dried up bit of earwax you can't reach but you feel it rattling in your head all day. You know what I mean, right? It's the worst! Shall we try some?
 * BEERUS: Mmmm. What was I just dreaming?
 * BEERUS: I can almost remember.
 * BEERUS: But then it slips away.
 * BEERUS: Hmmm.
 * BEERUS: Oh, Whis? Are you done? Whis?
 * WHIS: I still have two more minutes,
 * DINOSAUR 2A: Mm?
 * ALIEN CHIEF 2A: Ho!
 * ALIEN CHIEF 2A: He-he-heh.
 * WHIS: I'm terribly sorry
 * ALIEN CHIEF 2A: Huh? Huh?!
 * WHIS: But you see, it's this dinosaur meat.
 * WHIS: I'm sure it was a most difficult hunt
 * ALIEN CHIEF 2A: Ho ho ho ho!
 * WHIS: Oh, not this tongue.
 * ALIEN CHIEF 2A: Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho!
 * WHIS: Ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho.
 * ALIEN CHIEF 2A: Ho ho, ho ho ho!
 * WHIS: Ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho.
 * ALIEN CHIEF 2A: Ho ho, ho ho ho.
 * WHIS: Ho, ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho.
 * ALIEN CHIEF 2A: Ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho.
 * WHIS: [sighs] Lord Beerus only gave me three minutes
 * ALIEN CHIEF 2A: Ho ho ho.
 * ALIEN BLOBS: Eh? Eh?!
 * WHIS: Oh, my.
 * BEERUS: Nope! Sorry, time's up.
 * WHIS: It's only been two minutes and twenty seconds,
 * BEERUS: You sure? Because it feels more like
 * WHIS: Oh pish posh.
 * WHIS: You know all the talk about this dinosaur meat are just rumors.
 * BEERUS: I'm well aware of that,
 * BEERUS: I'm hoping it gives a jolt to my senses and helps me
 * WHIS: A dream?
 * BEERUS: A premonition.
 * WHIS: Forgive me, but your premonitions don't have
 * WHIS: You once dreamt a galactic pop star
 * BEERUS: You're mocking me, aren't you?
 * ALIEN CHIEF 2A: Huh?
 * BEERUS: I find you dreadfully boring.
 * WHIS: Impressive.
 * ALIEN CHIEF 2A: Huh?!
 * BEERUS: Is this yours?
 * WHIS: Are you done now?
 * BEERUS: It really irks me when a creature lacks basic manners.
 * WHIS: You had a premonition about some mysterious figure
 * BEERUS: Oh, right. I'm this close to remembering but I can't.
 * BEERUS: Oh, and it's such an annoying feeling,
 * WHIS: So, my lord. What about the meat?
 * BEERUS: Forget it. It doesn't look that tasty, after all.

[ELDER KAI gasps] [ELDER KAI gasps]
 * KIBITO KAI: Ancestor, is there something the matter?
 * KIBITO KAI: Is there a problem with the tea? Too bitter?
 * ELDER KAI: Are you serious? You didn't feel that?
 * KIBITO KAI: Feel what, exactly?
 * ELDER KAI: Were you born yesterday?
 * ELDER KAI: This is bad. Horribly, horribly bad!

Lord Beerus the Destroyer has awoken!
 * ELDER KAI: It's only been thirty-nine years!
 * BEERUS: Mm.
 * BEERUS: Huh?

Engage now! [VEGETA groans] [VEGETA groans]
 * VEGETA: Training levels. One. Two. Three. Four!
 * VEGETA: Ah!
 * VEGETA: Fine, Kakarot.

''I've admitted that much. At least for now.'' I'm just starting to sweat!
 * VEGETA: You are the mightiest Saiyan.
 * KING KAI: You're ruining my lawn, Goku!
 * GOKU: It'll grow back! Don't make me stop,
 * VEGETA: But don't you dare think this is over.

feeding on the scraps of your glory. I will surpass you. And even then, I'll keep pushing. I'll surpass every single warrior in the universe!'' [VEGETA chuckles intensely]
 * VEGETA: ''I won't let you keep me in second place forever,
 * VEGETA: I won't stop until I'm the ultimate Number One!

[BEERUS exhales deeply] But in my eyes, there is nothing more beautiful than a shattering planet. What if the meat could have helped you? to jog my sleepy mind, but it's this full-bodied explosion that's done the trick. Now I see him clearly-- the ultimate fighter, waiting to be awoken. His power will keep me suitably entertained. a "super" something I think? Or is that wrong and now I'm forgetting it again. too much about it. Why don't we go back and get you fed?
 * BEERUS: Others might see this explosion as something foul.
 * WHIS: Are you sure that was wise?
 * BEERUS: Hm. It's no longer required.
 * WHIS: Oh? Is that so?
 * BEERUS: Yes. I planned for the punch of flavor
 * BEERUS: Now the image has a name.
 * WHIS: Then by all means, let's hear it.
 * BEERUS: What was it?
 * WHIS: Mm.
 * BEERUS: It starts with an "s" I know that much--
 * BEERUS: Yes. A Super Saiyan God.
 * WHIS: A Super Saiyan God? Are you sure?
 * BEERUS: I think.
 * BEERUS: That's the trouble with visions. They're too slippery.
 * WHIS: Apparently so. Well I wouldn't strain your mind
 * BEERUS: You don't have to ask me twice!
 * WHIS: All right then. Hold on.

♪ Closing Song

♪ I see all these kids ♪ As I walk to school ♪ Their colorful backpacks so unique and cool ♪ ''♪ I can't help but wonder which color I choose ♪ ♪ If I still were a kid ♪ Where would I run off to ♪''