Fred Goes Swimming

Fred: Hey, it's Fred! And it's really nice out so I think I'm gonna go swimming later. My mom found this really cool pool at the dump. It's really big and really deep. I think I might drown! And also I got a letter in the mail. It might be from my dad.

(Cuts to the letter.)

Fred: "To Fred."

￼￼(Fred laughs as he opens the letter.)

Fred: What the heck is this?

(Cut to Fred reading the letter.)

Fred: (reading) "Haha, you probably thought this was your dad, you loser! Anyways, I told you that I know where you live. PS, your voice is weird. From, original youtube.com/fred owner."

(Fred screams in slow motion.)

Fred: So the crazy guy really does know where I live. What if he comes over here and steals all the food out of our fridge? I don't want anyone to steal our food! Oh, and I wonder why he thought my voice was weird? Well, whatever! I'm gonna text Judy on my Zipit telling her to meet me at my swimming pool. (texts) "Hey Judy, this is Fred. Please meet me at my swimming pool. See you there, bye."

(￼￼Fred closes the Zipit.)

Fred: I hope she meets me there!

(We now cut to Fred's basement, showing the cat with rabies.)

Fred: (offscreen) The cat with rabies is inside my house because I like her now. She rescued me from Kevin.

("Watch How I Do" ￼plays. Then, we cut to the swimming pool.)

Fred: Here's the really big pool. It's so big! If you're wondering why I'm wearing my shirt while I'm going swimming it's because I'm uncomfortable with my body.

(Fred now has on his floatie and his armbands.)

Fred: I'm ready to go inside the pool. One, two, three.

(Fred splashes into the pool.)

Fred: Oh my God, it's cold! (singing) "I love swimming. I love swimming." This pool is small! On TV I saw a pool that was really big. This pool is so tiny. (hits floatie.) Gimme a bigger pool, you stupid floatie! Gimme a bigger pool! (singing) This pool's big enough for me because I don't ask for a lot. Oh my God, there's a shark!