Daddy Darhkest


 * Mick: I thought we gave the Englishman to the Time Pigs.
 * Sara: That was Rip. This is John Constantine.
 * Mick: Skinny brit in a trenchcoat. Same thing.
 * John Constantine: Oooh, doubtful, mate. You see, I'm an accomplished warlock, an expert of the occult, and a master of exorcism. I'm also a Taurus, for those of you taking notes. [winks at Leo Snart of Earth-X].


 * [Sara has just finished speaking with Ava.]
 * Leo Snart of Earth-X: Aw.
 * Sara: What?
 * Leo: First, I apologize for interrupting. Second, that woman clearly has a crush on you.
 * Sara: Just don't.
 * Leo: Come, come, Captain. She called you for absolutely no reason. It was just an excuse to talk. To you.
 * Sara: Mmm-hmmm.
 * Leo: Gideon, play back that last bit, please.
 * Sara: Gideon, don't!
 * [Gideon plays a brief clip of Ava's reaction to a remark of Sara's.]
 * Leo: Head down, eyes up, cheeks flushed. Classic courtship signals.
 * Sara: Even if it was -- and it is not -- we're completely different people.
 * Leo: I dunno. You're both strong women, you're both obsessed with repairing time, you're both... super hot. [off Sara's look] Gay. Not blind.


 * [The others are talking while Mick is trying to watch his first live football game in three years.]
 * Nate: Z, will you please tell her that talking to Kuasa is a bad idea?
 * Zari: No.
 * Amaya: Thank you. I refuse to accept that my granddaughter is pure evil.
 * Nate: Fine. She's eighty-nine percent evil.
 * Ray: Guys! I think Sara is in trouble.
 * Mick: QUIET!! Haircut! Take the new girl. Find Blondie, Fake Snart and Trenchcoat. Amaya, the med-bay. Pretty, the library. Water Bitch? Stays in the freezer.
 * [Chastened and somewhat intimidated, the others leave for their assignments.]
 * Ray: You know, Mick? You're really showing some management potential.
 * Mick: Get out. [Ray gets out.]


 * Sara: I thought this was all over. The bloodlust, the fight for my soul, all the crap that I've had to endure.
 * Constantine: Well, there's always more crap to endure. Take it from one who's damned his own soul to Hell. There was a... a girl. In Newcastle. Astra. I failed her.
 * Sara: Some might say you should forgive yourself.
 * Constantine: Well, if I could, then perhaps I wouldn't have the need to save the likes of poor Nora. What about you? Have you forgiven yourself for your sins?
 * Sara: I don't deserve forgiveness.


 * Sara: Hey! Before you go, I, uh... I just wanted to say "Thank you". For helping me with Mallus, that is.
 * Constantine: Oh. Of course. Helping you with Mallus was... good for me, too. If you ever need me to help you with Mallus again, just give us a call. I'll be right there. Although there are lots of people out there with very weird demons. They all need my help.
 * Sara: Mmm. I understand.
 * Constantine: Good.
 * Sara: And thanks for the shag, too. That was great. [Sara walks away, leaving Constantine speechless, then chuckling.]