The Sale




 * Come on, guys. Mr. Robinson selling his house is not the end of the world.


 * Maybe we'll get some pleasant neighbors this time.




 * TAKE THAT BACK!


 * NO NEIGHBOR COULD EVER REPLACE THE MIRACLE THAT IS GAYLORD ROBINSON! TAKE IT BACK!


 * OK, OK, OK. I take it back.


 * DO IT PROPERLY! TAKE YOUR WORDS BACK!


 * Emit siht srobhgien tnasaelp emos teg ll'ew ebyam.


 * Thank you.




 * But hold on. If you've only just found out he's leaving, how'd you make that shrine so quickly?


 * That? Oh, we've had that forever. Now if you'll excuse us, we have some mourning to do.




 * WHY?! WE WERE SO MUCH MORE THAN KIDS! AUGH, TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!




 * What's that about?




 * Oh, now I understand. That I definitely don't speak sign language.


 * I've taken a vow of silence.


 * Well, you just broke it! You dishonored Mr. Robinson's memory!




 * and : I'M SORRY!!! I'M SORRY!!!


 * You guys realize he's still alive?


 * You're right. He is still alive. In here.


 * No, he's here.


 * Mooning us.


 * We're wasting time! We should be up there, creating precious moments with him!




 * I must be getting old. This is much harder than it used to be.




 * What the- What are you doing?


 * Making memories.


 * We're never gonna see you again! We've gotta make every moment count!


 * Ugh... I don't have time for this.


 * Why?


 * Because I need to make the house perfect before the buyers see it. And also because I hate you! No, uh, "hate" isn't quite the right word, it's more like "despise". No, no, maybe "abore". Yeah. I abore you! No, you know what? I was right the first time. I hate you! You're the main reason I'm moving!


 * I understand. You're pushing us away so you don't have to confront the pain of leaving.


 * No, I'm pushing you away because I like pushing you away!


 * Let's remember the good times, and maybe make a few more.

(Both take selfies in front of Mr. Robinson)


 * What are you doing? I didn't give you permission to take photographs!

(Both falls)


 * But we've got nothing to remember you by.


 * Not even a lock of your hair.


 * I'm bald! I'm not gonna give you my eyebrow!


 * How about we just take this thread?


 * What are you gonna do with it?


 * Take it home, cook it and eat it so you'll be a part of us forever.


 * You'll go home?!


 * Aha!


 * Then it's all yours!


 * Ah!

(Gumball pulls thread then Mr. Robinson's nose and face get's pulled with it)


 * Are you done here?

(Mr. Robinson's face comes back to normal)


 * Just go!

(Gumball and Darwin leaves while carrying the thread like a king and singing with glory)

(Mr. Robinson's arm then falls off)


 * Oh no!

(Mr. Robinson's body then falls apart)

(Gumball takes Mr. Robinson's eyebrow then Gumball and Darwin left singing with glory)


 * Uggghhh!!!

(The scene flashes to Mr. Robinson blowing the leaves away)


 * Perfect!

(Mr. Robinson's phone then rings and answers it)


 * Ah! You're on your way, heh! Great! Great! Great! Great! Hahah! Ahahah! Heh!

(Mr. Robinson notices Gumball & Darwin the throws his phone down)


 * Get out of here! I don't want you damaging anything!


 * Damage?! There's damage in the house?!


 * No, no, no, no! There's no damage of any kind! Heheheh!


 * So, we were wondering what to do when we miss each other. Shall we choose a star that we can all watch in the same time?


 * Sure! No problem!

(Gets off the phone)


 * Would you please stop asking me stupid questions, you little blood-sucker?


 * Who ya callin' a sucker?


 * WHAT! Ohh no! I didn't call you a sucker! No, there's a small beech problem in the garden! Uh, nothin' to worry about!

(Mr. Robinson is still talking on the phone)


 * How about we swap shirts, so we can always remember each others' smell.

(Darwin grabs Mr. Robinson's collar then smells it)

(Mr. Robinson then throws the phone down)


 * I don't want your ransid stink in my house!

(Jeff on the phone screams angrily)


 * Ohh no, no no! Not you! I do want your smell Yeah, yeah!

(Mr. Robinson is still talking on the phone)

(Gumball then taps him)


 * Mr. Robinson? Mr. Robinson? Hey, Mr. Robinson


 * Yes we can!

(Gumball taps him again)


 * Mr. Robinson? Mr. Robinson?

(Mr. Robinson gets of the phone)


 * JUST STOP YOUR YAPPING!

(Jeff hangs up)


 * No, no, no, no, no! Uggghhh!


 * Mr. Robinson?


 * What?


 * Do you want your "Goodbye" present now?


 * Does your present involve you leaving?


 * Kinda! I guess!

(Gumball and Darwin then leaves running)

(Mr. Robinson then sighs in relief)

(Gumball and Darwin return dancing with long, white cloths)


 * What is this?!

(Gumball sings)


 * The songs of parting gift to you!


 * Like we've seen people in movies too!


 * Their not great movies, sure that's true! But we'll see this through!


 * I guess it's time for you to leave


 * But there's one thing for you to know! We'll never really let you go!

(Mr. Robinson then puts his hand on his face in nuisance)


 * When you wake!


 * And when you sleep!

Gumball & Darwin}}: ''Near or far, you must believe! We'll never really let you go-ohh! Hoahhh!''


 * Mountains high and rivers deep!


 * We'll be there, rejoicefully!


 * Rejoicefully!


 * We're never gonna let you to go-ohh!


 * Woahhh!


 * Hooahooh!


 * We won't forget, you'll smile us back!


 * Woahoahoohooh!

(Gumball & Darwin still sings)

(Mr. Robinson notices the Bensons' car then blows Gumball & Darwin away with his leaf-blower)


 * Glad you can make it! Let me show you around!

(The scene flashes to Gumball & Darwin going back to the shrine)


 * This is really happening, dude! They're here, ready to sign the papers. Then we're gonna lose Mr. Robinson forever!


 * Oh, Mr. Robinson! If you can hear this, give us a sign! Tell us how we can make you stay!

(Light shines on Mr. Robinson's face on the painting)

(Gumball makes an impression of Mr. Robinson)


 * Sabotage the sale! Sabotage the sale! Sabotage the sale!

(Darwin realizes it's Gumball)


 * Dude, you could've just told me!


 * Okay, sabotage the sale.


 * Oh! Great idea!

(Both leaves running)