Oompa-Loompa for Sale


 * Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want an oompa loompa! I want an oompa loompa now!
 * Mr. Salt: Very well, Veruca. Wonka, how much for an oompa loompa?
 * Willy Wonka: They're not for sale.
 * Mr. Salt: Everything's got a price, Wonka. Just name it.
 * Willy Wonka: Fine, how about $8 gajillion billion? Whoo-hoo! Whee!
 * Oompa-Loompa: ♪Doopity-dee-dee, doopity-doo who's gonna clean this up, it's you♪
 * Mr. Salt: (Groans)