Open Season (Video Game)


 * Beth: Boog? Boog! Have you seen Dinklemen? Come on go get him! Boog? Booooog. Come on, wake up! Morning, sleepyhead! Time to get up! Finally! Houston... I think we have visual! Come over here, you big lug. What about Dinkleman? Do you have Dinkleman with you? Nod like this for yeeesss... Or like this for nooo... Well, do you have him? No, you don't, you big lair. Find your Dinkleman doll and then we'll go. So? Did you find Dinkleman? Yes... or no? So you found him. Great! That's my boy! Ooh, you two are sooo cute! Now hop in the back and let's going! Perfect! Al aboard! Hold on to your fur. Cause the best mobile is about to launch. Destination, Timberline. It's what it think it is? Careful. We don't know what is been Hey, what's that you just pick up? Would you look at that! Open Season isn't for a few more days, but Shaw's already killed a deer. Grr! That guy really cahps my khakis. You stay here, Boog. I'm gonna to give him a piece of my mind.
 * Eliot: Psst! Psst! Hey bear, over here!
 * Boog: Are you talking to me?
 * Eliot: Yeah. I'm Eliot. What's your name?
 * Boog: My name's Boog.
 * Eliot: Listen, you gotta help me. Can you untie me?
 * Boog: Untie you? No way. That's Shaw truck you're tied to.
 * Eliot: What's a Shaw?
 * Boog: Only the nastiest hunter in town. Wouldn't wanna make him angry at me, you know what I'm saying?
 * Eliot: Oh no! I don't want to be mounted on a wall! You have to untie me! Please?
 * Shaw: Hey! He's gettin' away!
 * Gordy: Shaw! No shooting in town!
 * Shaw: But, that bear leaned over and untied my buck! Didn't you see that?
 * Gordy: (Laughs) You've been living in the woods too long, Shaw!
 * Shaw: I saw you untie my deer. You made an enemy, today, bear. I'm gonna get you someday, understand?
 * Beth: Shaw! You get away from him!
 * Shaw: Enjoy the comfort, bear! You'll have to go back in nature some day, and when that day comes I will be there, waiting!
 * Beth: Don't worry about him, Boog. He can't do anything to you while you're safe under my roof.
 * Boog: Huh? What's that? Who's there?
 * Eliot: Hey buddy! It's me, Eliot! Hey, over here. Hey! Open the door and lemme in! I'm busting you outta here, let's go, let's do this!
 * Boog: Nah cornflake! You got it all twisted, this here, this is my home!
 * Eliot: Sweeeeet! Hey, is that a bed? Ooh... I get it, you're like a pet!
 * Boog: I ain't nobody's pet!
 * Eliot: Riiiight! Matching food and water bowl set, you're a pet! I got something that'll make you come with me. Get a whiff of this! There's this place in town that has stacks of 'em. Come this way, I know a shortcut. This is it, my friend. You try and find a way inside while I stay here and uh, scan the area!
 * Boog: Maybe we should come back tomorrow.
 * Eliot: Aw, where's sensitive adventure? See there's another way around the back.
 * Security Guard: What the--? Jeez, Louise! A bear.
 * Eilot: Heyah! The Incredible Mister E is in the house!
 * Boog: Eliot! What are you thinking? You cou- Mmm. At's what I'm talkin' about.
 * Eliot: Look! There are Woo-Hoo bars everywhere! I betcha can't find 10 Woo-Hoos! Oh no! They're gonna put us away for good!
 * Boog: Prison?!
 * Eliot: Worse! The zoo! C'mon, or it's adios los liberty, amigo!!!
 * Gordy: I had a feeling this would happen someday.
 * Beth: Boog! Boog! What happened?
 * Gordy: It's just too dangerous keeping a bear in town like this, Beth.
 * Beth: Please don't take him from me...
 * Boog: Isn't that nice? Flowers. Trees. A deer stuck in the ground. A wide-open vista... A WIDE OPEN VISTA?!?! AHHHH!!!! You! Take a look Eliot, know what's missing Eliot?
 * Eilot: Wait don't tell me! I...
 * Boog: Timberline is missing!
 * Eliot: I was just gonna say that! But, tell you what, I'm kind of stuck here, if you pull me out I'll show you the way back to Timberline!
 * Boog: Me, help you?! No way! I'm getting out 'here on my own.
 * Eliot: Yeah, I'd like to see you try. Great! Thanks, partner! You're not gonna regret it. I know these woods like the back of my hoof. Except for this part. Where are we?
 * Boog: WHAT?!
 * Eliot: Relax, relax. Just toss me up on that rock. I need to get a better lay of the land, that's all. All you gotta do is pick me up and throw me up there. Hey, yeah! I can see Timberlake from here! It's right overwh-whoa-whoaaah! Ta-daa! Call me the incredible Mister E! Hey, I found the way out of here. C'mon, it's this way.
 * McSquizzy: OI! Where'd you think you're going? Ye canna pass through this area! This is McSquizzy's turf. Nobody messes with McSquizzy, cause that's me!
 * Boog: Who's this little punk think he is? C'mon, Eliot.
 * McSquizzy: I warned ye! SQUIRRELS READY!
 * Squirrels: OI!
 * Eliot: Oh, geez! You just go humiliated by a bunch of squirrels! Seriously, buddy, I'm embarrassed for you!
 * Boog: Shut up, you little one-horned freak. We gotta figure out how to sneak past him. I can always try to, I dunno, talk to them or something.
 * McSquizzy: Oi! Ye think yer slick, don't ye, city bear?
 * Boog: Got past you.
 * McSquizzy: Aye, ye did. Ye went against me and my word is my bond. Now I'll have to teach ye a lesson. SQUIRRELS! Full force! Fire!
 * Boog: Ouch!
 * Eliot: Looks like we have a situation here... a very "sticky" situation. You've picked up a cute little porcupine up your butt.
 * Boog: GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!
 * Eliot: Okay now, caaallllmm down, I'm going to show you how to do this. You might wanna cover your ears!
 * Boog: WHAT!?
 * Eliot: Hush Boog, just shake your butt, a little to the right, a little to the left, like this.
 * Boog: DANCING!? I'm in pain Eliot, dancing's not going to help!
 * Eliot: The incredible Mister E knows a thing or two about this sort o'thing, now trust me and shake it big guy!