We're In Big Truffle

We could probably find free parking on the street. - Porky. You've got to learn to treat yourself right. Enjoy the finer things in life. All right Pay-yule. It's "Paul". Paul. I am guessing you've never driven a vehicle Quite like this one. - No, sir, I haven't. Are those the Keys? - First of all, I could do without the attitude. Second of all, these are obviously pliers. Because the ignition key is obviously broken off In the ignition itself, Obviously due to a fit I had Regarding a personal matter. And don't get any ideas! I locked the glove compartment. Hey, sometimes you've got to treat people wrong To treat yourself right. Tcch. The Looney Tunes Show, Season 2, Episode 11 "We're In Big Truffle" I'll have the truffle risotto. - Everything's kind of expensive. Porky, we'll split the bill. Aww. He'll have what I'm having. Porky, this is exactly what I'm talking about. You have to learn to pamper yourself. Valet parking, nice meals, French manicures. These are the things that give you a sense of worth. - What about hard work? Friendship? Ha ha ha ha ha! Good one. what's that? Truffle. It's a delicacy. Mmm. Mmm. Ohh. It's like eating gold! Mmm. Truffle, where have you been all my life? Oh, it is delicious. To treating yourself right. - What's up, neighbor? - Hey, Bugs. I was wondering if Gossamer could stay with you this weekend? Sure. Where you going? The fifth dimension. - Oh. Uh, is that where you're from? - What?! Honey, I'm from Chicago. The fifth dimension is where they're holding the witches convention. They teach you all the new spells and broom tricks. - Sounds great. We'll take good care of him. - "we"? Oh. I forgot about Daffy. Any chance you can baby-sit at my house? - Ooh. I've never stayed at a haunted house before. - It's not haunted! Mmm-mmm-mmm. You make a lot of assumptions. Mmm. $500?! For risotto?! - For the truffle. It should have been for free! The menu said "MP". Yes. "MP". Market price. Which, in this case, Is $250 a plate. Market price? MP stands for my pleasure! Like, here, take it. It's my pleasure. What are we going to do? Pay the bill. Here. This is $5. 00. You said we'd split it. Right. We're splitting it. Me, $5. 00, you rest of dollars. Splitting means 50/50! - Oh! And "MP" means market price? What planet are we on? I'll get the valet. Hmmph! Goodbye, baby. - now you do what Mr. Bunny tells you. I'll be home Sunday night. You take good care of my son. Don't worry we'll be great.