The Agent

Secret Agent Gumball

 * Darwin? Ugh. Darwin? Ugh. Darwin, where are you? There you are!
 * Aww, man! My makeup's running, and there's no toilet paper in the whole school!
 * You really didn't need to go that far.
 * ​​​​: Au contraire, the makeup's great! And the one piece bias-cut polyester pants suit with crystal accents and a bauble hem is totally en vogue!
 * I have no idea what you just said, but hey! What about me?
 * ​​​​: Hm, you look like a-
 * I know.
 * A secret agent.
 * ​​​​: I was gonna say undertaker.
 * Oh.
 * ​​​​: Why are you dressed like that anyway?
 * Well, it all started at swim club.
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: And?
 * Wait for it...
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: And?
 * Wait for it...

Swim Club

 * Yeah, I don't think swim club is for you.
 * Half the school isn't suited to swim club! I mean, there's Teri. You never know which bit of her's gonna clog the filter first. And then there's William. Surely, the chlorine in the water's gonna sting his....everything.
 * Shh! He'll hear you!
 * Doesn't have ears.
 * I think you hurt his feelings!
 * How could you tell? He's kinda hard to read without an eyebrow. Or mouth, or cheeks, or nostrils.
 * I...think we better get out of here before the coach dives in the-
 * Too late.
 * Wait! Where's our clothes?
 * They've been stolen!
 * Ugh. You know what this means.
 * See? A perfect fit! And they're exactly like your old clothes! ...Are words that have never been uttered in Lost & Found. Anyway, you're in luck. Mr. Corneille and I do ballroom dancing and our costumes got shrunk in the wash, so... This is all I got.
 * This is all you have?
 * Okay, this is all I have. Jeez, since when were you so hard on grammar?
 * He means we can't possibly wear those! Without accessories!
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Huh. Wish I'd never asked. That flashback was so long I've grown roots!
 * But why the wig?
 * It looks weird without it.
 * Uh, 'scuse me kids. Somebody stole the PA speaker and I gotta fix it.
 * Well, they will give him some...odd jobs.
 * This is how it's gonna be, isn't it?
 * That's what secret agents do, right? Make light quips after horrific workplace accidents!
 * What is it with this place? People stealing the toilet rolls now! You two! My office!
 * But sir, we didn't steal- and now I've lost my train of thought completely.
 * Uh, 'scuse me kids. Somebody stole the PA speaker and I gotta fix it.
 * Well, they will give him some...odd jobs.
 * This is how it's gonna be, isn't it?
 * That's what secret agents do, right? Make light quips after horrific workplace accidents!
 * What is it with this place? People stealing the toilet rolls now! You two! My office!
 * But sir, we didn't steal- and now I've lost my train of thought completely.
 * What is it with this place? People stealing the toilet rolls now! You two! My office!
 * But sir, we didn't steal- and now I've lost my train of thought completely.

Taking the Case

 * Watterson, tell me. What do you know about hacking the central intelligence data server?
 * You just bypass the storage controller, tap into the VNX array head, and disable the IDS. Why, sir?
 * Crossword clue. Nah, doesn't fit. Never mind. Anyway, do you know anything about all this stuff being stolen?
 * Well, I-
 * My thoughts precisely! The toilet roll. The PA system. And, judging by that Italian waiter outfit, your clothes. I want you to find out who's stealing them, what they plan to do with them, and why.
 * But sir, why choose me for this mission?
 * Because, Watterson, you and you alone... happened to be passing. That's all. Oh, and Watterson?
 * Yes, sir?
 * Close the door on the way out. And, Watterson?
 * Yes, sir?
 * I've forgotten. And, Watterson-
 * Just ignore him or we'll never get out!
 * Okay, so what are we gonna do?
 * Oh, don't worry your pretty face about it. Leave it to the professionals. Now, there's clearly some evil mastermind behind all this. Overseeing his plans in a secret lair, stroking a cat... Uh-huh....  Your time is up, Mr.-  What the! Darwin?!
 * Well, you were disrespecting me!
 * Yeah, I'm sorry. You're right.
 * Thank you.
 * You do look weird without the wig. What are you doing in here anyway?
 * Checking the surveillance!
 * Of course! An agent is only as good as his intelligence.
 * Yep. That rules us out.
 * Okay, someone else's intelligence. And I think I know just the robot.
 * Bobert!
 * Yes, I was trying to be mysterious.
 * But Bobert's the only robot we kno-
 * YES! All right!
 * But Bobert's the only robot we kno-
 * YES! All right!

A Clue from Bobert

 * So, Bobert, we need you to help us work out who's been stealing- actually, scrap that, we need GADGETS!! What's this?
 * It looks like an ordinary fountain pen.
 * and : Yeah? Yeah?
 * Because it is an ordinary fountain pen.
 * Oh. What about this?
 * Now pay attention. A typical black belt, but turn the buckle like so, and it is a typical brown belt.
 * What about this?
 * Dude, that's just a flower. But hey! Now I really do look like a-
 * Friendless dork on prom night!
 * Bobert, are you okay?
 * Look! There goes the stolen stuff! We better go after it!
 * What about Bobert?
 * Oh, he seems...armless enough.
 * That's not what I asked.
 * Maybe we should lend him a-
 * Just go and find my arms, please.
 * Maybe we should lend him a-
 * Just go and find my arms, please.

I Know Who the Villain Is!

 * Come on!
 * I'm doing all this in heels, remember?
 * Oh! Guys! Did you see anything fly by here?
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​: No, I didn't.
 * Come on!
 * ​​​​​​​​​​​​: But...my top lip! It's naked!
 * Let me fix that. There.
 * What? Where did it all go?!
 * Don't worry, we'll find it. A secret agent must use every means at his disposal to achieve his objective. Stealth, intelligence, tenacity, a British car, grappling hooks....
 * You! Gumball! I know who it is! It's- WAAAAAAAHHHH!!
 * ....wet wipes, all kinds of insurance..... DARWIN!! S'all right. S'quite all right, really.  We'll have all the time in the-
 * GUMBALL!
 * Oh, you're down there. Hold on, I'm coming!
 * Look, Bernice! That cat just flung a wig at us.
 * Oh, you're down there. Hold on, I'm coming!
 * Look, Bernice! That cat just flung a wig at us.
 * Look, Bernice! That cat just flung a wig at us.

An Unlikely Villain

 * Gumball? GUMBALL! GUMBALL!!
 * It is no use. Nobody can hear you. My identity will remain a secret as long as you're down here.
 * You won't get away with this!
 * And who is going to stop me?
 * I am! I knew I'd find you sewer or later!
 * Aw, come on!
 * Gumball! I know who the villain is! It's—
 * Me! For years I've been ignored. Ridiculed. A literal no-body! Well, not anymore!
 * Sorry, who are you?
 * It's William! Can't you see? The PA system, Bob's mustache, the toilet rolls?
 * That's right! I, William, stole it all!
 * Wait! What about our clothes?
 * I didn't steal your clothes! Why would I steal your clothes? Come, come, give me some credit for having a little taste.
 * Oh, yeah, we left them in the locker, didn't we?
 * Ohh, of course. Yeah, well maybe you should've stolen a full-length mirror. You look like an accident in a thrift store!
 * WHAT??!!
 * I, uh, think we better get out of here and tell Principal Brown!
 * No!
 * and : AAAHHH!!!
 * I'll get to Principal Brown and tell him you did it! You were at every crime scene, you were the prime suspects! YOU WILL TAKE THE BLAME!!
 * Yeah, but you are literally made of the evidence.
 * Good point. I'll leave him a note.
 * Well he, uh, never did have a head for heights.
 * At least make them relevant! Come on! Help me with this! We're about to be framed for something we didn't do!
 * Nah, it could be worse. At least it's not filling with—
 * AAAAAHHHHH!!! NOW WHAT?!
 * I got it!
 * Yeah?
 * I think the... body of evidence is in our favor!
 * No!!
 * Ah, stop panicking! You're a fish! You can breathe underwater!
 * Yeah, but you can't!
 * SOMEBODY HELP US! HELP US PLEASE!! HELP!!!
 * and : Bobert!
 * Of course! There's a homing device in my flower!
 * No, it's in my arms. And they're heading to the school!
 * Wait! Without your arms, how are you steering?
 * Good point!
 * SOMEBODY HELP US! HELP US PLEASE!! HELP!!!
 * and : Bobert!
 * Of course! There's a homing device in my flower!
 * No, it's in my arms. And they're heading to the school!
 * Wait! Without your arms, how are you steering?
 * Good point!
 * No, it's in my arms. And they're heading to the school!
 * Wait! Without your arms, how are you steering?
 * Good point!

A Great Escape

 * I'm in control! But out of gas.
 * Ahead two-thirds!
 * I can't swim!!
 * You won't have to!
 * This is fast as it goes? Oh, wait, what does this button do?
 * Nonono—
 * It's the ejector seat. Mayday! Mayday!
 * Yeah, Bobert! You're invincib—
 * Darwin!! Don't worry, leave it to Double—
 * You're too late!
 * Am I? I think you'll find I've got a license to spill, the beans! On you, just to be clear.
 * Yes?
 * Principal Brown! I did it!
 * You did it?! And to think I trusted you!
 * What?! Nonono! I meant the mission. I completed it! The culprit's right here!
 * Other Watterson? I should've known. But robot child, I'm very disappointed in you. Detention for all three of you!
 * No! But it was William!
 * William?! Who's William?
 * That one.
 * Don't be ridiculous. Where's your proof?
 * Gumball, give him your flower.
 * I, uh... don't see how that's gonna help.
 * No, open the stem.
 * Gadgets!!
 * I, William, stole it all.
 * Really?! A week's detention for you!
 * ,, and : William.
 * William. And return all this stuff at once! But not this.
 * Let's, uh, get out of these old things, hm?
 * No, open the stem.
 * Gadgets!!
 * I, William, stole it all.
 * Really?! A week's detention for you!
 * ,, and : William.
 * William. And return all this stuff at once! But not this.
 * Let's, uh, get out of these old things, hm?
 * Let's, uh, get out of these old things, hm?
 * Let's, uh, get out of these old things, hm?

Watterson, Gumball Watterson

 * Okay, I just need to sign these back in. Your name?
 * Watterson, Gumball Watterson.
 * Is that all one word or with a hyphen?
 * What?
 * Like Watterson Gumball Watterson, or Watterson Gumball, hyphen, Watterson?
 * Nonononono. It's... Watterson. Gumball Watterson.
 * Like double-barrelled?
 * No, Watterson! Gumball Watterson!
 * Oh, so Gumball's your middle name!
 * Just forget it.
 * Just forget it.