The Promise


 * Why is everyone so uncool on the school bus? Is it really that bad to move so we can sit together?
 * That's animal instincts, man. Everyone's protecting their territory.
 * Oh, come on. People aren't animals, dude.
 * Hey Tobias. Do you mind moving so we-
 * H-hey Carrie! Carrie? Carrie?
 * Carrie? Carrie? Carrie? Carrie? Carrie? Carrie!? Carrie!? CARRIE!?
 * I can do this forever, I don't have bones.
 * You can have my seat.
 * Here's a lesson to you selfish seat hogs! Never judge a book by its cover! No matter how weird and… bald... and a bit scary it might be. Thank you Sussie, you're a gentleman and a lady-  Whoa. Oh what is that?
 * The leather makes Sussie sweaty.
 * Well, on second thought, what kind of gentleman could rob such a fine lady of her seat? Please, take it back. I insist.
 * I've got such a craving for anchovies, and peanut butter! Oh, uh- Hurry up, please. I'm sitting for two.
 * They grow up so fast.
 * He-hey, Banana Joe! How you doing, buddy?
 * Do you mind moving up a seat so we can-
 * I'd move for anyone except you two  backstabbing dweeb muffins!
 * Why are you so angry, buddy? Is it because we didn't defend you when Tobias said your mother is so overripe she's got fruit flies?
 * Is it because we left you at that gas station on the way to Daisyland on your birthday. Because we were almost there we decided to just pick you up on the way home?
 * Is it because we forgot about you on that camping trip, and you had to sleep under a tent of your own skin and eat a bit of yourself to survive? And you waited for three days in the woods, and decided to walk home, and got lost? And winter came, and you tried to light that fire with that lighter fluid we said we left you. But it wasn't lighter fluid, it was shampoo? And you got frostbite, and that's kinda why you have no feet?
 * Pfft.
 * I swear to you my banana friend: by the end of the weekend, we shall discover the source of your anger and appease your wrath.
 * No dude, we shall not. It's our special weekend. And nothing's gonna ruin it!
 * Don't worry. We'll work it out.
 * Do you mind moving up a seat so we can-
 * I'd move for anyone except you two  backstabbing dweeb muffins!
 * Why are you so angry, buddy? Is it because we didn't defend you when Tobias said your mother is so overripe she's got fruit flies?
 * Is it because we left you at that gas station on the way to Daisyland on your birthday. Because we were almost there we decided to just pick you up on the way home?
 * Is it because we forgot about you on that camping trip, and you had to sleep under a tent of your own skin and eat a bit of yourself to survive? And you waited for three days in the woods, and decided to walk home, and got lost? And winter came, and you tried to light that fire with that lighter fluid we said we left you. But it wasn't lighter fluid, it was shampoo? And you got frostbite, and that's kinda why you have no feet?
 * Pfft.
 * I swear to you my banana friend: by the end of the weekend, we shall discover the source of your anger and appease your wrath.
 * No dude, we shall not. It's our special weekend. And nothing's gonna ruin it!
 * Don't worry. We'll work it out.
 * No dude, we shall not. It's our special weekend. And nothing's gonna ruin it!
 * Don't worry. We'll work it out.

At The Grocery

 * Uh-no peanut butter! The more time spreading this stuff, the less time playing the game!
 * I can't believe you'd go and get tangled up with some menial banana problems, and forget about our weekend. I like Banana Joe. He's like my favorite fruit. But I'm not gonna ruin the gaming weekend of the century for a weekday friend. Do you remember how excited we were about this game?
 * Dude, there's a new Zelmore coming out.
 * I can't believe you'd go and get tangled up with some menial banana problems, and forget about our weekend. I like Banana Joe. He's like my favorite fruit. But I'm not gonna ruin the gaming weekend of the century for a weekday friend. Do you remember how excited we were about this game?
 * Dude, there's a new Zelmore coming out.
 * Dude, there's a new Zelmore coming out.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD!!!!!!
 * DUDE! It's so much game (???)
 * DUDE! THE GAME! The game, dude!
 * The game!
 * When it comes out, you and me buddy. We're gonna buy this game, and play it till we're purple.
 * Let's check if there's any more info.
 * There's nothing.
 * Hit refresh.
 * Still nothing.
 * Hit it again.
 * Still nothing
 * Hit it again.
 * Still nothing.
 * Hit it again.
 * I know. But what about Joe? He was so angry he looked like he was gonna get a nosebleed.
 * Uh I'm sorry. Can you repeat that last? Because all I heard was- and something about bailing on the BEST WEEKEND EVER!
 * Yeah. You're right. I'm really sorry to have forgotten all about your weekend. It's definitely more important than a friend who's hurt. Possibly scarred forever because of something we-or it's personally more likely you-have done.
 * What is that!?
 * That's the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
 * Ow! Make it stop!
 * Surrender to your kindness, Gumball. It's nice to be nice.
 * Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness.
 * Hey! What do you call a fish with no eyes? A "fsh"! If a banana makes a joke and no one's around to hear it, does that banana even exist?
 * Dude, let's have a soda!
 * D-did you say something?
 * What? I don't know what you're talking about. Did you get that? Let's have a soda! Yes, you! Meet me outside by the machine!
 * Hmmm…
 * Let's get outta here. I'm getting shopping fever I'm starting to hear voices.
 * Let's just get the game.
 * Good disguise! See you at the soda machine.
 * Okay! Oh, your mom says "hi" by the way.
 * Dude, let's have a soda!
 * D-did you say something?
 * What? I don't know what you're talking about. Did you get that? Let's have a soda! Yes, you! Meet me outside by the machine!
 * Hmmm…
 * Let's get outta here. I'm getting shopping fever I'm starting to hear voices.
 * Let's just get the game.
 * Good disguise! See you at the soda machine.
 * Okay! Oh, your mom says "hi" by the way.
 * Good disguise! See you at the soda machine.
 * Okay! Oh, your mom says "hi" by the way.
 * Okay! Oh, your mom says "hi" by the way.

Getting The Game

 * Are you guys here for Zelmore? Do you know what time the store opens?
 * When your high score gets a double digit, noob!
 * Pwned!
 * This is what happens when you spend all the time flaming people on web forums.
 * You don't get girlfriends.
 * Hey! Have you ever heard of personal space-oh. Hi Ocho…
 * Look, dude. I know you have trouble handling your intensity, and we're all excited about the game. But could you JUST CALM DOWN A LITTLE!?
 * I am CALM!
 * Well that's cool, 'cause I'm really calm too now!
 * Not as calm as ME!
 * I'm the calmest man on the planet!
 * Yeah!? Any calmer, and I'd be asleep!
 * I'm as calm as the moon that sleeps!
 * I'm the calmest
 * I'm as calm as the petal that falls softly from a rose!
 * I'm as calm as the stream that flows gently by the willow tree!
 * Hey Joe.
 * Um, I know you're angry at us. I just want to find out why.
 * Well. I've been thinking a lot recently about our friendship. But I just feel that maybe I- Are you shuffling away from me!?
 * Nooo. I feel like it's you who's moving away from us.
 * Well, it's true that recently I've felt a little…
 * Could you at least finish your soda, and pretend you care for a second?
 * Hey! What was that?
 * I'm pretty sure you're supposed to do your diversion, before pouring the soda on the floor.
 * Look. I just can't hang out right now, but could we sort something out for later?
 * Well, I am making a new video tonight. So you guys should come around- Are you listening!? Come help me make my video tonight!
 * Where? When?
 * At the gym! At the school, and don't let me down!
 * I wont, I promise!
 * Hey! What was that?
 * I'm pretty sure you're supposed to do your diversion, before pouring the soda on the floor.
 * Look. I just can't hang out right now, but could we sort something out for later?
 * Well, I am making a new video tonight. So you guys should come around- Are you listening!? Come help me make my video tonight!
 * Where? When?
 * At the gym! At the school, and don't let me down!
 * I wont, I promise!
 * At the gym! At the school, and don't let me down!
 * I wont, I promise!

At Home

 * I didn't need your help! It's not like I got my butt kicked.
 * Yeah, it just looks more like a head-butt…on your butt.
 * Shhhh. Don't spoil this moment. I'm gonna open the box.
 * Dude, where are you going!?
 * Uh I uh…need to powder my nose?
 * Are you gonna sneak out the window, do something in secret for a while, then sneak back here, and pretend you were never gone?
 * Nooo?
 * …Alright then.
 * How do I get outta here now? Aha!
 * Darwin? Darwin? Buddy?
 * Are you okay? That was quite a fall. Lucky you landed on these.
 * Ah! My back! What are they?
 * BRICKS! Because I knew you'd bail on me. All of this for your bro-nana.
 * Okay. I think I have the solution to our problem. How about we just invite Joe over to play with us?
 * Uh-NO! It's just supposed to be you and me, man! Don't you remember?
 * Actually, that's not what I remembered.
 * When it comes out, you and me buddy- and Banana Joe-re gonna buy this game, and play it till we're purple.
 * Enough with the brainwashing!
 * But Banana Joe needs us!
 * Ugggh! For what?
 * Actually, that's not what I remembered.
 * When it comes out, you and me buddy- and Banana Joe-re gonna buy this game, and play it till we're purple.
 * Enough with the brainwashing!
 * But Banana Joe needs us!
 * Ugggh! For what?
 * But Banana Joe needs us!
 * Ugggh! For what?

Banana Joe's Video

 * Welcome back to Banana Joe's Bodyjam! Explosion boom! Title card. Volume 3: Packs! Now, let's start with a basic bench-press move.
 * Now, what you wanna do is- That's an example of what you shouldn't do. I wanted to show you how important it is to always have someone around to spot you. But since I don't have anybody-yet, I'm gonna demonstrate how you get out of a situation like this. What you wanna do is  Ooh. Okay, that's clearly expected. Just roll back to the side and-  Ow! It's okay! I'm sure they'll be here any minute now.
 * Now, what you wanna do is- That's an example of what you shouldn't do. I wanted to show you how important it is to always have someone around to spot you. But since I don't have anybody-yet, I'm gonna demonstrate how you get out of a situation like this. What you wanna do is  Ooh. Okay, that's clearly expected. Just roll back to the side and-  Ow! It's okay! I'm sure they'll be here any minute now.
 * Now, what you wanna do is- That's an example of what you shouldn't do. I wanted to show you how important it is to always have someone around to spot you. But since I don't have anybody-yet, I'm gonna demonstrate how you get out of a situation like this. What you wanna do is  Ooh. Okay, that's clearly expected. Just roll back to the side and-  Ow! It's okay! I'm sure they'll be here any minute now.

A New Nickname

 * I don't like it when people don't like me, okay? And I promised Bajeyjey that I'd help him out!
 * What the- Bajeyjey!? You've got nicknames now? You're better friends with him than me. Why don't I have a nickname?
 * But Gumball is a nickname.
 * Not a new one!
 * You want a new nickname? Okay, fine. I'll give you one now! Just chill out, okay? Gummm…........................bag?
 * …I love it!
 * Sooo can we go see Banana Joe now?
 * NO!
 * NO!

Trouble in the Gym

 * Okay. I'm sure they'll be here any minute now! …and now? In 3… 2… 1… now?
 * Okay. I'm sure they'll be here any minute now! …and now? In 3… 2… 1… now?

Friendship, or Game?

 * Friendship is more important than some game!
 * It's not about the game! Don't you get it? It's about us. I just wanted to spend some time together. I guess you don't feel the same.
 * Don;t you dare doubt my love! You're the most precious thing in my life.
 * As precious as a diamond dipped in gold sprinkled with emeralds  and all wrapped in a big platinum bow?
 * No dude. More.
 * Come on, big buddy. Let's go, and see Joe.
 * Maybe it can wait till tomorrow.
 * You want to play that as much as me, don't you?
 * Yeah, and I'm sure Joe's getting along fine without us.
 * They'll be here soon. They'll be here soon!
 * They'll be here any minute now…
 * They'll be here soon. They'll be here soon!
 * They'll be here any minute now…
 * They'll be here any minute now…

The Next Day

 * Alright dude. One ring for "yes," and two rings for "no." Does it hurt?
 * Do the bandages itch?
 * Are you still mad at us?
 * and : Yay! We're BFFs again!
 * Are you still mad at us?
 * and : Yay! We're BFFs again!
 * and : Yay! We're BFFs again!
 * and : Yay! We're BFFs again!