The Ever Burning Fire

[growls.] [grunts.] - Where is it? Where is the formula? - Rampage is over, Captain Reptile. 'Cause Chris Bradford is here. You mean itty-bitty Bradford? Lil' Renio ho! Ha! [muffled protest.] Dude! I was watching Chris Bradford. Real Earth-style entertainment, yo! Too bad, Mikey. We're needed on the bridge. [moans.] I miss Earth! I'm tired of space. - I miss Master Splinter. - So do I, little brother. Big time! But we can stop the Triceratons, we can finally go home. [sighs.] Man, it's a long way to the ZZ3 Plural X Beta Galaxy. Even warping is taking forever. Yeah, I'd say the far edge of the known universe is a long way. The planet itself is Magdomar, which translates as Planet of Ever-Burning Fire. Bleep. Oh, man! Couldn't we just once go to the planet of Comfy Pillows and Endless Free Pizza? It's also the home of Tokka, one of the Six Great Cosmic Monsters of the Universe. It is an ancient Vorkathian Fire Beast protecting the final fragment of the Black Hole Generator with its life. If we could keep from losing it this time, we might pull this off. Now approaching Magdomar. The Triceraton fleet must be near. We must avoid them at all cost. Bloop. I see them! On the other side of the planet. Closing in. They're launching Raptors. They're gonna find the Black Hole thingy before us! It's not a thingy! It's never mind. Let's do this. It's our last chance! Mr. Fugitoid, full speed ahead. Booyakasha! With the Heart of Darkness in my hands, I shall become an admiral once again! And perhaps more. We are entering orbit, Captain Mozar. Send a search team and ready the teleporter. Once they've confirmed its location, I will beam down. I must have the fragment in my claws. - Whoa. - Whoa! Fire burps, dude! Actually, this is the mild, calm part of the planet. Whoo. That's where the Utrom said the fragment resides. Then let's grab it pronto! There it is. Come on. Come on. [metallic screeching.] What's the hold up? It's stuck. It'll have to be a manual op. We need a clear landing spot. How about over there? So, uh, where is this Tokka creature, Professor? Somewhere close by, but if we act quickly, we [loud crash.] Ah! Donnie, report. Who fired on us? I did! Lord Dregg, you idiotic mutant Terrans. Oh, not him again. Seriously? Did you shell-dwellers think that you can escape my wrath? You destroyed my Scorpinoid! He was my favorite pet. I loved him. Now prepare to meet a horrifying and depressing end. I'm always prepared for that. When all you have left is a humanoid brain, you tend to get Evasive action! [grunts.] You jerks! [all grunt.] Shields are weakening! I think we're in a teensy, tiny spot of trouble. Just a teensy spot, not to worry. Taking a lot of damage! It's hatching eggs again! That is just so gross! - Robots coming in fast! - I got this! Yes! Whoo! [engine sputters.] Oh, no. Power converters are failing. We're going down! Diverting power to thrusters! Casey, we got to hit them simultaneously, right on his ship's bug head. One, two both: three! Whoa! [all cheering.] - Whoa! - Ahh! [grunting.] I will repair the converters while you find the final piece of the Black Hole Generator. Head north. Good luck, my friends. Stay cool. [laughs.] You get it? I made a funny. [both groan.] Triceratons, heed me! Vrinigrath Dregg! Why would criminal scum dare to contact the Triceraton Empire? Oh, that hurts! I am royalty, you fool! And I know where the final fragment of your adored Black Hole Generator is. The Terrapins are on their way to get it. Perhaps I was hasty your royalness. Oh, that's better. I will help you claim the fragment of your silly toy. All I'm asking is for the Turtles, alive. Oh, and also 40 million zemulaks. Agreed. If you find the fragment first, the money and the Turtles are yours. Dah! [loud booming.] Ah! Look out! Ahh! Whoa! Ahh! Ah! This whole planet's out to get us! - Ah! - April! Look out! Ah. [panting.] [grunts.] April! [grunts.] [straining.] Thanks, guys. We almost bought it. Phew. That was way too close. Ahh! - Mikey! - Oh, no. I got him! Let me go, Lord Bugazoid! Oh, you wish to be released? - So be it! - I didn't mean over lava! Ahh! Ahh! [grunts.] [grunts.] You okay, Mikey? [groans.] [panting.] My hero! Wahh! - Ahh! - Ahh! [grunts.] [laughs.] Ahh! [all scream.] [gasps.] Whoa. I need some telekinesis. - Back at you, Dregg! - Ahh! Why won't you just let me end your pitiful lives? [rumbling.] - Whoa. - Whoa. [grunts.] Spider hand! Ah! [laughing.] Ahh! [rumbling.] Whoa! Ahh! [grunts.] [gasps.] [indistinct muttering.] [sighs.] Finally. Dregg's harder to squish than a cockroach. We better haul shell before the Triceratons find us. - Whoa. - Whoa. - Oh. - Whoa. Excuse me, dudes. Had a little gas. [rumbling.] These earthquakes are being caused by an unstable magma - Ahh! - Ahh! [grunting.] Ahh! [grunting.] [grunting.] Raph, you okay? I'm all right. Is that an egg? [shell cracks.] [gasps.] [cries out.] Aw. Some kind of turtle alien. Where's your mama, little guy? Okay, now, go find your nest. [stammers.] Y-you're too close to the bad lava, little fella. Better stay with Uncle Raph for now. [grunts.] Hey, guys! Look. [chortles.] Whoa. A baby turtle? What'd you do, lay an egg down there? Not a good time to adopt an alien pet, Raph. Aw, look. He's almost as cute as me. Hey! I found him first. Youch! Ooh. Hmm. How about I call you Chompy Picasso. [chortles.] What you need to do is find out who his mom is and give him back. Forget it! We're on a mission to save Earth, not alien turtles. Hold up, we gotta [gasps.] Take cover. Captain Mozar, I've located the Black Hole Weapon fragment. Dregg made good on his intel. There it is. The final piece of the Heart of Darkness. The Emperor will reward me gloriously. Oh, no, they found it. [chortles loudly.] What is that? Oh, snap. Let's make a break for it, homies! [grunts.] Retreat! Retreat! Later, dino dudes! [growls.] Fugitoid, we found the fragment. We'll have it loose in no time. - We need a pick-up now! - Oh, dear. I haven't got the ship's power back online yet. What are we supposed to do, carry it on our shells? [chortles loudly.] Hey, little guy, if I knew how to find your mama, I'd [wind howling loudly.] Oh! - Ahh! - Ahh! Ahh! [all grunting.] Wow. That was awesome! Good save, Raph. [all shouting.] [roars loudly.] Slipping too much weight! [all screaming.] [all screaming.] [all grunting.] Oh, snap. [wind howls loudly.] The fragment's still stuck to Tokka's shell! Triceratons have its attention now. April, Casey, get behind some cover. - Ah! - [grunts.] Fugitoid, we're gonna try and grab the fragment, so get the tractor beams ready. I'll be finished in two shakes of a dongle. So what do we do? The only way to get that thing is to climb Tokka. That's the plan, Mikey. It is? Keep Chompy safe. You'll be okay with April, little buddy. Guys! Be careful! Bring it down, or cripple it so we can get the fragment. Orders, Captain? Stand your ground to the very end, Triceratons. [grunts.] [all grunting.] How we gonna get that thing? Yes! They made it! Oh, man. Hey, little guy. That thing is actually kind of cute. [chortles.] [roars loudly.] This little creature is the monster's baby. - Tokka's a mom? - Aw. That's adorable. [loud boom.] - Wha! - Ahh! [roars loudly.] No charge for babysitting. [roars loudly.] Rah! Team 2, attack with Raptors. [grunting.] Get that generator fragment. Failing me means failing to live. [roars.] [creature chortles.] Chompy! Gotcha! No! [straining.] Ahh. You'll be safe here, Chompy. Stay with your mama. Good boy. [grunting.] We're almost there, team. [all straining.] Push! Give it everything you got. [all straining.] Oh, no! The thingy piece! [both gasping.] I've got it in my tractor beam. Pulling it in now. Too bad the lava isn't hot enough to destroy it, but we will [gasps.] [laughs.] So long, suckers! No! We had it! Blasted bug! Triceratons, beam me up immediately. Whoa! [all exclaiming.] [roars.] - Ah. - Welcome back. Apologies for losing the fragment. Just stay on Dregg. Don't let him escape. Um, guys? Is she coming after us or Dregg? She can fly? She's gonna ram our ship! [all screaming.] [sighs.] She's still after Dregg. Oh, no. Dregg's heading for Mozar's destroyer! Mozar! I've got your precious weapon fragment, but you must destroy Tokka. Give me sanctuary and 100 million zemulaks, or I drop it into a star. You vile pirate. But I suppose we have a deal. [alarm blaring.] [roars.] Fire! [beeping.] Um, guys? The Triceratons are firing rockets straight into that dwarf star. Surely they would not be so foolish as to trigger the destruction of that dying star [stammers.] What am I saying? Of course they would! [loud explosion.] Ahh! [groans.] Chompy was with her. And now now he's gone. Then who's this hitching a ride on your shell? Aw! Chompy! Aw, little guy! You're okay. But but what about Tokka? She was just trying to protect the fragment and Chompy. What about Earth? Thank you for the final fragment. Your 100 million zemulaks are right in there. Where? I don't see anything. Where is my money? Liars! Cheats! [no audible dialogue.] [alarm blaring.] Huh? Ahh! No! No! No! It is done! The Heart of Darkness is complete. Captain. A scout Sergeant Zog has found another Kraang outpost. Excellent. Then we shall test the Heart of Darkness on our old enemies. Sir, I have also discovered something you will find amusing. Setting a course for the Milky Way Galaxy. Whoa. Someone's trying to hack our monitors. Dregg again? Terrans, observe. The Black Hole Generator is complete. We are soon to test it on a planet you know all too well. A planet called Earth. [all gasping.]