Curiosity Killed Us All

NARRATOR: This is George. He's a monkey in Africa. He's very curious. One day, a man in a yellow hat came along. George accidentally scratched the man with the yellow hat.

MAN: Ow!

NARRATOR: But George gave the man with the yellow hat such an adorable sorry face. He decided to take George to live with him in New York City. The man in the yellow hat was feeling sick so George went out to explore by himself. George was so curious, he put his mouth on everything. After a few days, George thought he saw the man with the yellow hat but it was a different man in yellow.

Then George saw the biggest bird he ever seen! And then it took a poop... (gasp) Oh my god, George, run George stop being curious for one freaking minute and take cover! (cue static)