That's My Mummy


 * Billy: Huh? (Sees a mummy) (Screams)
 * (Billy runs away)
 * Billy: (Screams) Iriwin! I saw something horrible in the bathroom. Oh, oh, oh. Then, I saw a mummy.
 * Irwin: A mummy?
 * Billy: Yeah. It was wrapped in bandages with scary eyes.


 * Dick: It's about time you've got to leaving.
 * Billy: LEaving? But, why?


 * Billy: What?
 * Dick: No time to explain. Just go.
 * Irwin: Quick thinking, Dad.


 * Irwin: He almost expected something.


 * Billy: Mandy! I, I, I think Irwin's Mom a mummy.


 * Billy: I saw her with my own eyes.


 * Billy: I remember that.


 * Billy: This time,is different. It was a mummy and Irwin's Dad said I was cursed forever!


 * Grim: Here, Billy, this might cheer you up.


 * Billy: Aah! Aah! Aah! Get it off me! Get it off me!
 * Grim: Mandy, did you just see?
 * Mandy: Nope.
 * Billy: It's the curse! It's the curse of the mummy!


 * (Billy uses his binoculars)
 * Billy: Okay, there's Irwin's Dad coming out. LEaving for work as usual. Nothing strange there. Darn. There's still no dirt fuse that Irwin's Mom's a mummy. Ooh. Yeah. I've got you now, Irwin's Mom. I knew it. SHe is a mummy.


 * Billy: It's the curse of the mummy!


 * Billy: Get away from me.
 * Mandy: Grim, you've gotta see this.


 * Irwin: Billy, is that you? What are you doing here?
 * Billy: Irwin, I have to know about the curse of the mummy. Before, it's too late.
 * Irwin: I have no idea what you're talking about.


 * (Billy sees Irwin's Mom is drinking the milk)
 * Billy: (Gasps) I was right. Irwin's Mom is a mummmy. The curse does exist. (Sighs) Not again. Aah! The curse of the mummy strike again! The curse I tell you.
 * Mandy: (Sighs) What is all that racket outside?
 * Billy: (Screams)
 * Mandy: Alright. Already. This has got to stop. Time to looking for this so called mummy's cursed.
 * Dick: I'll get it.


 * Dick: Huh. It was fine minute ago. Wow. Good thing you guys came when you did. Go ahead do your thing.
 * Billy: It's the coast is clear?
 * Mandy: Yep. Now, Billy, show us the first encountered the mummy.
 * Billy: Right this way. I, I don't understand. This is where I first I saw her Irwin's Mummy. But, there's no sign of her anywhere.
 * Grim: Could it be you have imagined the whole thing?
 * Mandy: Billy, you said Irwin's Mom had a bang up car? Isn't it possible that she was in a car accident and had to wear a whole body cast?
 * Billy: But, what about the bugs and snakes that attack me?
 * Grim: Billy, I found this in your shower.
 * Billy: My shampoo. Give me, give me, give me, give me.


 * Billy: Ooh. I get it.


 * Billy: I get it. You guys are right all along. And Irwin's Mom isn't really a mummy. See she's just hideous ugly.


 * Billy: See.
 * Both: (Screams)
 * Dick: Billy, get off Irwin's Mom.
 * Mandy: Irwin's Mom?
 * Dick: Yes, Mandy. Irwin's Mom is actually a mummy.


 * Grim: Eh, works for me.
 * Irwin: Ditto.
 * Mandy: Me too.
 * Billy: Eh. How did you Irwin's Mom...