How X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Ended


 * Erik: Whoa.
 * Quicksilver: Hey! I saw the flight plan. Why you guys going to Paris?
 * Charles: Oh, we're going to invade a highly secure facility and retrieve one of our friends. Kind of what we just did with Erik... You know what? Why don't you come with us? Do you want to go to Paris?
 * Quicksilver: Me?
 * Charles: Yeah, man! You really should come with us. We totally need a guy like you on our team.
 * Quicksilver: I don't know, man. My mom would probably kill me.
 * Erik: Well, I'm your father, so tell her I said its ok.
 * Quicksilver: Whaaaat? You're my dad?!
 * Erik: Yes.
 * Quicksilver: Can we talk about this?
 * Erik: No we will never speak of it again. Get on the plane!
 * Mystique: Why isn't this working!?
 * Quicksilver: Hi. I'm holding your neck so you don't get whiplash.
 * Mystique: What?
 * Quicksilver: Whiiiip laaaash.
 * Charles: Hello. We are mutants. And we just saved your life. Do try to remember that in the future. Good day! So we basically used time travel and Quicksilver, and that pretty much fixed everything.
 * Superman: Wow!
 * Batman: Well if by fixed you mean erased all your previous adventures.
 * Charles: Erased? Logan, what is he talking about?
 * Logan: Mmm Timey Wimey... I don't know. I don't remember anything. Who are you people?
 * Quicksilver: I just looked under that guys mask. He's Bruce Wayne.
 * Batman: What the? No! I'm Batman! Get out of here kid!


 * Charles: I didn't think about that. Poor girl.


 * Batman: But when I would've done is sent Logan back to the 60's. To the first time he met Charles and Erik. Then have him tell them anything right then and here.
 * Charles: (Gasps) That's a great idea! Logan, do let me forget to send you back again 50 years from now!
 * (At Past)
 * Erik: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.
 * Charles: Charles Xavier.
 * Logan: Go Fuuuhhuuuuuughhhh! Erik's going to kill Shaw, and get Charles paralyzed! Guys sit down! I'm from the future.... and I have so many things I need to warn you about.
 * (At Present day)
 * Charles: Hey fellas! Just outside enjoying my legs!
 * [End of How X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Ended]