Batman vs. Teen Titans: Dark Injustice

[OPENING THEME PLAYING] [SQUAWKS] [BEEPING] [LAUGHS] This is going to be so good. [LAUGHING] Who's gonna be an April Fool? Huh? Huh? [CHUCKLES] Not this guy with thumbs! [CLEARS THROAT] Titans, breakfast. Oh, yeah! Let's breaks that fast, baby! [LAUGHS] Oh, go, go, go. Go ahead. Take a seat. [CACKLES] - I'll pass, weirdo. - More for us! [TOOTING] [TITANS SCREAMING] April Fools! [LAUGHS] I got you! I got you, I got you! I got you so bad. [LAUGHS] [SING SONG] Everyone thought you were tooting! Comedy gold. [GROANING] Just get off the floor. I can't [METAL CLANGING] I can't feel my butt. I too have no feelings in the posterior. Quick, someone smack mine. Again. Nothing! I feel nothing! Those whoopee cushions were too strong! I-I just wanted a good clean toot sound. [GROWLS] Well, you paralyzed our butts, fool! Our behinds shall never again feel the soft fabrics of the couch cushions. [INHALES] Because of you! I I'm sorry, Star. [ALL CRYING] No. [SNIFFLES] I-It was supposed to be a harmless prank. [SOBBING] [ALL LAUGHING] ALL: April Fools! Our butts are fine. We got you. [CHUCKLES] Oh. That's good. That's good fun. - Fun? You were crying. - Wha It was fun crying. Because it was just a hilarious April Fools' prank. What's fun about making your friends look dumb? I shall demonstrate. Robin kiss me now. [MUSIC] [GROANS] April the Fools! [LAUGHTER] - Got me again. [CHUCKLES] - You see, Raven? Uh, you just humiliated him. But in the fun way. See? - Fun. - These "fun" April Fools' pranks are just excuses to be cruel to your friends. No one likes being the butt of a joke. Especially me. I hear you, Mama. I hears you. Uh, we promise not to prank you. - Shake on it. - No. - Gum? - No. - Peanuts? - No. Would you care to smell this nice flower - that does definitely not spray the - No. I'm leaving. And if you guys are smart you'll stop with this April Fools nonsense. I'm serious. - Maybe she's right. - The pranks do seem the cruel. It's not fun if people get hurt. Then let's agree right now, no more pranks. Deal? - Deal. - Deals. [BUZZING] [MUSIC] [LAUGHS] Oh, man it's gonna be so funny when someone walks right into this tape. They're gonna look so dumb. [LAUGHS] In a fun way. - Robin! - What? Nothing. Hi. Robin, we have found something most serious. [MUSIC] - What is it? - Your parents, they're here, man. Well, where are they? They are just on the other side of the door. [SOBBING] Mommy, Daddy! Your baby is coming! [GRUNTING] Whoa! Get this off me! [STRUGGLING] April Fools! [ALL LAUGHING] BEAST BOY: Gotcha! You sure did get me. You sure did. [SOBBING AND LAUGHING] That was just mean. Come on, don't be a downer, Raven. It's all in good fun! [SOBS] And the fun's just begun. - Huh, what's that? - Huh? Ow! Ow! [GRUNTING] April Fools! Ha-ha! [MOCK LAUGHING] Oh, good one. [GROANS] [HUMMING] Ooh, the floor money. [GIGGLES] [GROWLING] [SCREAMING] April Fools! Good one, friends. Ha, ha, ha. [SCREAMS] Hey, buddy. [WHISTLING] Very well. Oh, hey, Star Ow! - What was that for? - Following the directions. Hmm, if the sign says so. Oh! [ALL GRUNTING] April Fools, brah! [LAUGHS] [FORCED LAUGH] Ow! You got me good. Ow! Okay, you guys can stop slapping me now. That is up to the sign. What's going on, guys? Uh, you know, just enjoying this wholesome April Fools' Day. [SIGHS] We've really been pranking each other good, Mama. [GROANS] [SHAKILY] Oh, yes. But you will not feed me to the wolf again. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] Ow! When the wolf chewed on your leg, so funny. [LAUGHS AND SHUDDERS] So funny. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] The comedy precious metals. Guys, these pranks aren't fun. You're just treating each other horribly and it's made you super paranoid. We're not paranoid, Mama. I'm watching you! Great. 'Cause I'm watching you. And you and you. I've been watching you all for years. And I am the watcher who watches, and I'm watching the watchers who watch me! ALL: Watching This is fun? Being suspicious of your friends and getting chewed on by wild animals? That was the good one. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] [WHIMPERS] Well, I've had enough. These pranks threaten to shatter the bonds of trust we share as friends. And I can't let that happen. As of right now, April Fools' Day is over. - Over? - But we haven't even pranked you yet. Haven't pranked Raven Hmm. [IMITATES SIREN] Crime alert! Crime alert! Na-na. Na-na. Oh! Oh, it is the crime alert. Indeed. A huge, um, booger monster [BOTH GIGGLING] is attacking Jump City. Really? A booger monster? [GIGGLING] It seems his power is boogers. Wow. This is the best you guys could come up with? This is no prank, Mama. I don't know if we will be able to defeat this villain if we do not have your support. - You'll be fine. - Then we have no choice. Titans, go! [GLASS SHATTERING] CYBORG: [OVER DEVICE] Raven, help! This booger monster is boogering all over us. [MOCKING] Oh, no. That's terrible. ROBIN: Robin to Raven, he's going to destroy the city. Raven, please, 10-4. Over. I'm not falling for this. You're not gonna embarrass me. [EXPLODING] Whoa. They were serious. [BOOGER SPLATTERS] Ah! The booger monster was real? - Yes, and we could not defeat him. - He destroyed our beloved city. Cyborg is in a robot coma! I told you there was nothing funny about April Fools pranks. No good can come from being cruel to your friends. We've learned our lesson, Mama. No more pranks or lies. Just the real reals. Then be real, Beast Boy. This is me getting as reals as I can. - I love you, girl. - I love you, too. If Cyborg's robot coma has taught me anything, it's that some chances are worth taking. Raven, - will you marry me? - I, I Yes! [POWERS UP] [GROANS] Whew! - You're awake. - Yes. These expressions of love and truth saved me from my robot coma. I know how precious life is now. That's why I'm leaving the Titans to pursue my dream of being in the Justice League. It seems today is the day we all leave childish things behind. Pranks, jokes and tomfoolery have no place here. And my identity must reflect that. From this day forward, call me Nightwing. [GASPS] The hair, so beautiful. We'll go our separate ways. I guess this is it. This is the end of Teen Titans Go! Nightwing, kiss me now. ALL: April Fools! RAVEN: You guys thought I hated pranks. I love pranks. ROBIN: You are the queen of April Fools. [ALL LAUGHING] April Fools! We got you. This is a good one. April Fools!