The Spinoffs

The Amazing World Without Gumball

 * Your program has been interrupted. With the help of my friend, the Internet, I'm hereby hijacking this broadcast. People of the world, you don't need that false hero! Please enjoy this amazing world! Without Gumball! Trust me, it's much better.
 * ​​​​​​​: What? What is that?
 * ​​: Well, I'm the Internet. It's kind of what I do.
 * ​​​​​: Wha- uh, let's just run the tape.
 * ​​: Well, I'm the Internet. It's kind of what I do.
 * ​​​​​: Wha- uh, let's just run the tape.

Joseph A. Banana's Afterschool Stories

 * ​​​​​: Um, son, I know this might be difficult to understand, but, your mother and I, we like, need some distance between us.
 * Nothing will change between you and I. It's just between ourselves.
 * ​​​​​: Son...
 * and ​​: We're splitting up!
 * and ​​: We're splitting up!

Tina the Dinosaur

 * Hello, children!
 * ,, , and : Hello!
 * But what is going on? Where is Tina? [The kids look around] Could she be in the wheelbarrow?
 * ,, , and : Hahaha! [They look there; no Tina there] No!
 * Maybe she's in the bushes!
 * ,, , and : Ha ha ha! [They try the bushes; no Tina there] No...
 * Well, maybe in the barn!
 * Run, children! Run! Run!
 * Run, children! Run! Run!
 * Run, children! Run! Run!

Barcode Cowboy

 * That'll be $12.99.
 * That'll be $12.99.

Bobert's Kitchen

 * Good morning, and welcome to Bobert's Kitchen.
 * And what will you be preparing today, Chef?
 * Today I will communicate information on the process required to prepare fuel for a carbon-based life form.
 * Oh, b-b-b-but... uhhh, that sounds delicious!
 * Start by processing your proteins and carbohydrates, using your hyper-pulse laser. Use your quantum beam to place the result in a heat-resistant item of cookware.  Next, add the oil  and cook for 6.72 seconds at 18,700 degrees Centigrade.
 * Uh, what are we waiting for?
 * The operation is complete.
 * Oooooh! Heh-heh!
 * I used my atomic core to irradiate the surroundings.
 * Ooh--is that safe?
 * Affirmative. It is perfectly safe. For me. Then add more oil and the remaining ingredients.
 * Just a second. I did not sign up for this! Ah-ah-aaahhhh!!!!
 * Then begin the feeding process.
 * That was such a...strong flavor! What kind of oil was that?
 * Android oil.
 * Oh, and what part of the world does it come from?
 * It is locally sourced. I also switched to beef for a more sustainable breed of protein.
 * Oh, sustainable! Very good!
 * Rat meat. But remember to first remove the teeth and claws.
 * Well, that's the- -the end of our-  -our show. Please tune in-  -tune in next week for our-  -next episode.
 * Rat meat. But remember to first remove the teeth and claws.
 * Well, that's the- -the end of our-  -our show. Please tune in-  -tune in next week for our-  -next episode.

Techno Power Teenage Warriors

 * Troy! What do we do, man?
 * We have no choice, Carlton! We have to use our powers!
 * and : Techno Power! Activate!
 * Techno Robot! Attack the-
 * Buy the new Techno Robot and help Troy and Carlton save the world!
 * Okay.....Techno Robot! Attack it!
 * It's no use! We need more!
 * More what? We haven't even used the robot!
 * and : Techno Power! Activate!
 * Okay....right. Um, Techno Dino! Attack-
 * Buy the new Techno Dino and help Troy and Carlton save the world!
 * Right. So, should we get on with it, or-
 * NO! WE NEED MORE!!
 * Okay. Cool. Like, what's the tactical advantage here? That doesn't look-
 * Are your parents struggling to pay for your Techno toys? Make them apply for the Techno Power Gold Card, and help Troy and Carlton save the world!
 * Activate! Activate! Activate! Activate!
 * Buy the new Techno Dino and help Troy and Carlton save the world!
 * Right. So, should we get on with it, or-
 * NO! WE NEED MORE!!
 * Okay. Cool. Like, what's the tactical advantage here? That doesn't look-
 * Are your parents struggling to pay for your Techno toys? Make them apply for the Techno Power Gold Card, and help Troy and Carlton save the world!
 * Activate! Activate! Activate! Activate!
 * Are your parents struggling to pay for your Techno toys? Make them apply for the Techno Power Gold Card, and help Troy and Carlton save the world!
 * Activate! Activate! Activate! Activate!
 * Activate! Activate! Activate! Activate!
 * Activate! Activate! Activate! Activate!

William & Tobias

 * ​​: Hey, big eye! What's up?
 * ​​: Okay, cut! Cut! William, you're supposed to take a sip and then say, "I got a date, Tobias, but she thinks I'm in the tennis club." Then, Tobias says...
 * ​​: "Join the tennis club, then!"
 * ​​: Very good! Then you say, "Are you crazy? What do you think will happen to me at a tennis club?"
 * ​​: And then I say, "Oh yeah. They might mistake you for the ball."
 * ​​: Alright, then you say, "What? No, I'm scared of getting tennis elbow!" Got it? Okay! Everyone on their marks! Let's go! Okay, action! And...take a sip!
 * ​​: No, no, no! Your line, man! You're supposed to say-
 * ​​: He did, he did! You can't hear it! He's using some kind of telepathic-
 * ​​: Just say it louder this time, please! Action!
 * ​​: Nononono!! Wait!
 * ​​: Cut! William, make an effort, please! I need everyone on set to hear what you say! Come on! Diction, diction! Action!
 * ​​: No, wait!
 * ​​: Nononono!! Wait!
 * ​​: Cut! William, make an effort, please! I need everyone on set to hear what you say! Come on! Diction, diction! Action!
 * ​​: No, wait!

Reality Toddlers

 * This is Kayvon.
 * This is Timmy.
 * This is Charlie-Ann.
 * This is Peggy.
 * And this... is Reality Toddlers.
 * Little Timmy was having a nice day.
 * Until disaster struck!
 * Timmy the dinosaur's jaw was too small to bite the head off Dr. Mustache!
 * There's more drama when Charlie-Ann gets thrown into the mix!
 * The chair wouldn't go any further, even though she kept pushing.
 * Will Peggy seize the chance to come between Charlie-Ann and Timmy? Will there be drama during nap time? Will we just cut to more dramatic shots of nothing happening?! Will someone please cancel this show and put us all out of our misery?! The answer is in next week's episode of... Reality Toddlers.
 * Little Timmy was having a nice day.
 * Until disaster struck!
 * Timmy the dinosaur's jaw was too small to bite the head off Dr. Mustache!
 * There's more drama when Charlie-Ann gets thrown into the mix!
 * The chair wouldn't go any further, even though she kept pushing.
 * Will Peggy seize the chance to come between Charlie-Ann and Timmy? Will there be drama during nap time? Will we just cut to more dramatic shots of nothing happening?! Will someone please cancel this show and put us all out of our misery?! The answer is in next week's episode of... Reality Toddlers.
 * There's more drama when Charlie-Ann gets thrown into the mix!
 * The chair wouldn't go any further, even though she kept pushing.
 * Will Peggy seize the chance to come between Charlie-Ann and Timmy? Will there be drama during nap time? Will we just cut to more dramatic shots of nothing happening?! Will someone please cancel this show and put us all out of our misery?! The answer is in next week's episode of... Reality Toddlers.
 * Will Peggy seize the chance to come between Charlie-Ann and Timmy? Will there be drama during nap time? Will we just cut to more dramatic shots of nothing happening?! Will someone please cancel this show and put us all out of our misery?! The answer is in next week's episode of... Reality Toddlers.
 * Will Peggy seize the chance to come between Charlie-Ann and Timmy? Will there be drama during nap time? Will we just cut to more dramatic shots of nothing happening?! Will someone please cancel this show and put us all out of our misery?! The answer is in next week's episode of... Reality Toddlers.

Everyday Heroes

 * We're here to tell you the story of a boy. A boy who was born different. Welcome to Everyday Heroes. Ocho might look like the average Elmore High teenager, but life was not always this easy, for he was born with three pairs of legs. This was the story of the boy who had three butts.
 * I guess I....yeah, no, it's never been that easy, having three butts. Like, they don't really sell underwear for people with that many legs. So I have to buy black gloves, cut the fingers off, and poke another hole in them.
 * I always worry about what the other kids will say behind my back, because, well, I've got a few of them.
 * Back in the day, people used to call me names like The Three Buttsketeers, they said I won the jack-butt, asked me if my toots sounded like a church organ...
 * It made me kinda defensive. So now I'm generally a bit tense.
 * You gotta move on. It's like my mom says: two heads are better than one, and three butts are better than none. Which I guess is true.
 * Imagine if I had no butt.
 * Join us next week for another inspiring story of everyday heroes: the mouth-breathing man.
 * It made me kinda defensive. So now I'm generally a bit tense.
 * You gotta move on. It's like my mom says: two heads are better than one, and three butts are better than none. Which I guess is true.
 * Imagine if I had no butt.
 * Join us next week for another inspiring story of everyday heroes: the mouth-breathing man.
 * Imagine if I had no butt.
 * Join us next week for another inspiring story of everyday heroes: the mouth-breathing man.
 * Join us next week for another inspiring story of everyday heroes: the mouth-breathing man.

A Brand-New Show

 * ​​: Okay, alright, stop! This is not gonna work. Okay, you! Give me a character that is optimistic, fun, and that all the children will love.
 * Eh.... Okay, I think I got one! He's a dog--you know some kind of Great Dane that can't speak properly, and he's got all these kooky friends who wear flare trousers, and they solve mysteries in a van.
 * ​​: Great! Then from now on, children, you should give up on Gumball, and watch this other guy!
 * Yeah, but....isn't that on a different channel? So...
 * ​​: Nonono!! WAIT!!!
 * ​​: Nonono!! WAIT!!!