Bazinga! That's From a TV Show


 * Jerry: You Jake's father
 * Alan: Yeah.
 * (Scott punches Alan on the face)
 * Alan: Oh.


 * Alan: What the hell? Why you hit me?
 * Jerry: Because I can't hid a kid and your son's messing with my Ashley.
 * Alan: You're Ashley's Dad?
 * Both: Eww! No!
 * Jerry: I'm her boyfriend.
 * Both: Eww! No!
 * Ashley: He's my ex-boyfriend. I'm with Jake now.


 * Tammy: What are you doing here, Jerry?


 * Jerry: I want you back, baby.


 * Jerry: (Sighs) I feel bad about before. So, I bought you something.