Operation: D.W.!

Transcript

 * ''[first lines, after Binky vs. Binky, as the Godzilla ruins the city, screaming]
 * Arthur: Something's aren't as bad as they seem. As long as you're prepared.
 * ''[the Godzilla crashes the building, eating the building]
 * Buster: Have no fear! It's a good thing I brought my monster shrinker-vater! [he shrinks the Godzilla]
 * Arthur: Are you sure you know where you're going?
 * Buster: Yep. We just have to cross this crocodile-infested river.
 * Arthur: What are you doing? There's no bridge!
 * Buster: Relax.
 * [he presses a button to transform a boat, then screaming]
 * Arthur: Of course there are. Somethings you can never be prepared.
 * ''[they both meet at the house]
 * Mom: Arthur! Come meet your baby sister. Dora Winifred.
 * Baby D.W.: Boo! [he giggles]
 * ''[the title card]
 * Morgan: It's storytime! Let's put on our listening ears, and come to the circle. D.W., it's storytime. D.W.!
 * Tommy: D.W., get on your listening ears! [she turns on the TV to watch Mary Moo Cow show, then turning the volume up]
 * Mary Moo Cow: ♪ You can share, you can share, sharing, sharing, everywhere. It's a ton a ton of fun, sharing toys with everyone! ♪
 * Arthur: D.W., keep it down! [he takes the remote]
 * D.W.: Hey, what are you doing?
 * Arthur: I'm trying to study from math test, but the TV's too loud!
 * D.W.: Give it back! It's my TV time!
 * Dad: [he comes in] It is a little too loud, honey. I can hear it all the way from the kitchen.
 * Mary Moo Cow: It's counting time! Will you help me count to 10?
 * D.W.: Yes! Yes!
 * Dad: D.W., that's too close to the screen. Move back a little. [he turns the volume down]
 * D.W.: But I can't hear it if I'm not close.
 * Dad: Really?
 * Dr. Tinnitus: [she comes in] It's nice to meet you, D.W. I'm Dr. Tinnitus. How are you feeling?
 * D.W.: I'm fine. I'm only here because my brother's mean itself and she'd hates Mary Moo Cow.
 * Dad: D.W.'s had several ear infections this year one after another.
 * D.W.: But my ears don't hurt it all right now.
 * Dr. Tinnitus: Let's take a look. This is my autoscope. It helps me see inside your ears. [she takes a look at D.W.'s ear] Hmm. There's some gunky stuff trapped in the middle ear on this side.
 * D.W.: But I don't feel it.
 * Dr. Tinnitus: Even though it doesn't hurt, the flu it is making it harder for you to hear.
 * D.W.: Why?
 * Dr. Tinnitus: Sam travels in waves. It goes in your outer ear first.
 * D.W.: [she surfs] Yahoo!
 * Dr. Tinnitus: It travels through the ear cannal, and then, it bounces off the eardrump on its way to the middle ear.
 * [she comes in the gunk]
 * Dr. Tinnitus: But your middle ear has a lot of gunk inside. So the sound gets stuck. When the sound can't get through, you have trouble hearing.
 * D.W.: But how do I get the gunk out?
 * Dr. Tinnitus: The best way to get it out is to put tubes in your ears.
 * D.W.: Ear, can I put tubes in my ears? But why don't I look weird?
 * ''[cuts to the location of the playground where the kids are playing, vacuuming on D.W.'s ears]
 * D.W.: Come on!
 * ''[they both walk with vaccum on D.W.'s ears]
 * Dad: I am, but this degunkifier is heavy.
 * ''[cuts back to Dr. Tinnitus]
 * Dr. Tinnitus: The tubes are really tiny. Here. I'll show you. I put them inside your ears, and the gunk drains out. Simple is that.
 * D.W.: But, how do you get them in, there?
 * Dr. Tinnitus: You'll need to come to the hospital where we'll put you to sleep, put in the tubes, and then wak you up. It's a pretty simple operation.
 * ''[cuts to eating lunch]
 * Dad: D.W.'s operation is scheduled for next week.
 * Arthur: Go ahead, you should have it.
 * ''[she takes a bite]
 * Dad: What movie should we this afternoon?
 * Arthur: [looking at book] Whatever D.W. wants to see.
 * D.W.: OK. Pretty Pony's princess adventure.
 * Arthur: Sounds good.
 * ''[they heard the pony neighing, Arthur comes to get snack]
 * Arthur: Here you go.
 * D.W.: I want juice, not milk.
 * Arthur: Then get it your... OK. [he comes to get juice]
 * D.W.: What is wrong with you? Why are you acting so... so nice?
 * Arthur: Because you're about to have an operation.
 * D.W.: So what?
 * Arthur: So it's a big deal. And you're being really brave about it.
 * D.W.: I am? I didn't know an operation was something I had to be brave about.
 * Arthur: Well, it is? And you're doing a really good job. Now let me get you some juice.
 * ''[she eats a cookie, and they both come to meet Unknown Female Adult Bear]
 * Unknown Female Adult Bear: Hi. D.W., I'm gonna give you an exam to make you're ready for surgery tomorrow.
 * D.W.: What if I'm not ready?
 * Unknown Female Adult Bear: Don't worry, it's our job to make sure that you are. [she checks D.W.] I'm going to take some blood, now. It may hurt a little, but not for very long. You can sit in your dad's lap if you like.
 * D.W.: No, no. I don't need a lap.
 * Dad: Are you sure?
 * D.W.: Well, if you makes me feel better. Wait! I can't look! Hold me tighter! Tighter! Not that tight! Tight! Don't let go!
 * Dad: D.W., it's over.
 * Unknown Female Adult Bear: You're a brave girl. [she takes a bear]
 * D.W.: I guess I am. Arthur would've cried like a baby.
 * Unknown Female Adult Bear: And here's a hospital bear. You can operate out him at home if you like.
 * D.W.: Thanks! Let's go. This operation's gonna be piece of cake.
 * Unknown Female Adult Bear: Not yet, dear. You still got some more doctors to see.
 * ''[cuts to house at night]
 * D.W.: And then I saw a doctor called him, anesthesiologist. That's the longest word I've ever said.
 * Arthur: What does he do?
 * D.W.: He makes sure I'm asleep during the operation. And I have to make sure my stomach's empty, so I can't eat or drink anything after midnight.
 * Arthur: That doesn't sound so bad.
 * D.W.: Easy for you to say, "You're not the one missing breakfast."
 * Dad: Time for bed, honey.
 * D.W.: What if it doesn't work? What if I wake up before the operation is over?
 * Dad: The doctor's note exactly how much medicine to give you so that you won't wake up until it's over.
 * Arthur: Don't worry, D.W., everything will be fine. Just keep being brave.
 * D.W.: Thanks.
 * Dad: [kissing on D.W.'s head] Now, get some rest. Sweet dreams.
 * [they both leave and turn the light, and closing the door, and the location of the Brave-O-Meter where Timmy and Tommy are walking with D.W.]
 * Dr. Morgan: Ready for your listening ears operation?
 * D.W.: Um, I'm not sure.
 * Dr. Tommy: We'd better check our bravery levels first. Lie down in the Brave-O-Scope, D.W.
 * ''[they all lay down with D.W., and D.W. coloring on red, beeping]
 * Dr. Morgan: [gasping] Oh, my!
 * D.W.: What? What's wrong?
 * Dr. Morgan: I've never seen anything like it!
 * Dr. Timmy: She has no bravery at all, not a single speck!
 * Dr. Morgan: [gasping, watching D.W. talk] Poor, D.W., she'll probably never be able to swim without water wings!
 * ''[cut back to house at daytime with birds chirping, waking up, gasping]
 * D.W.: [taking dad down in the living room] I'm cured and I'll prove it. [walking up to the TV, then turning on, keeping the volume on mute] I can hear the TV loud and clear.
 * Dad: But the sound is turned all the way down.
 * D.W.: Exactly! I can hear it with the sound off! Let's cancel the operation and have pancakes!
 * Dad: It's OK to feel scared, but you need this operation to fix the problem with your ears. [giving D.W. a hug] Everything's gonna be all right.
 * ''[cut to the hospital]
 * Unknown Female Adult Bear: Let's see. I've got Dancing Dinos, Cute Kittens, Pretty Pony.
 * D.W.: Pretty Pony. [gives the Pretty Pony T-shirt]
 * Unknown Female Adult Bear: You are the best patient ever. Here's a number one patient sticker just for you.
 * D.W.: Cool.
 * Arthur: [holding a pencil] Stick out your hand.
 * D.W.: [writting on D.W.'s hand] Hey!
 * Arthur: It's a good luck mark from my lucky pencil.
 * D.W.: Oh, OK. Just make sure you erase it with your lucky eraser with this is all over.
 * Dr. Tinnitus: All right. I'm ready for my number one patient.
 * Dr. Dad: And I get to carry you in.
 * Mom: [hugging D.W.] We love you.
 * ''[Dad comes to D.W., and she grabs the bear, and they both wave]
 * D.W.: Everybody loves me! I'm the number one patient!
 * ''[they hear the EKG monitor beeping while breathing]
 * Dad: We'll see you as soon as you wake up.
 * ''[she hums Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, then closing the eye, then cut to the forest with a unicorn neighing, then sniffing flowers, then Evil Troll comes to shoot the arrow closer to the hip of the unicorn, then Super Eargirl flies by grabbing the arrow]
 * Super Eargirl: Be gone, Evil Troll!
 * Evil Troll: It's not fair! I was so quiet!
 * Super Eargirl: No one is too quiet for Super Eargirl! Now leave this forest at once.
 * [the Evil Troll leaves, then throws the arrow away]
 * Unicorn: [putting a rainbow in the sky] Thank you, Super Eargirl!
 * Mom: D.W.! D.W.!
 * Unicorn: I'll never forget you!
 * [cut back to the hospital]
 * Mom: D.W.? Hi, there.
 * D.W.: I... I'm ready for the operation.
 * Dad: It's already over. We can go home, soon.
 * Doctor: You are the best patient ever.
 * D.W.: Hey, she told me I was the best patient ever!
 * Arthur: [calling on the telephone] D.W.'s fine. In fact, I know she's all better now, cause she's driving me crazy again.
 * D.W.: I heard that! I'm getting tired of looking at fur. Can I look your ears?
 * Arthur: No.
 * D.W.: Please, please, please?
 * Arthur: OK.
 * D.W.: Hi, Arthur. I'm Doctor D.W. Let's look at your ears. [gasps] Your ears look fine, but your brains are missing. We'll have to operate right away.
 * Arthur: No operations.
 * D.W.: [last line] I promise you won't feel a thing! Oh, come on! What do you scared of? It's just a little brain operation!