Joey's Funny Valentine

[D.J. and Stephanie are trying to persuade Michelle about what she should buy.]

D.J.: Big screen TV.

Stephanie: Karaoke machine.

D.J.: Big screen TV!

Stephanie: Karaoke machine!

[They keep fighting over what to purchase until it is too much for their little sister...]

Michelle: Dad! Please! Help! [She covers her ears.] Help, please!

[Danny comes in.]

Danny: What is it, honey?

Michelle: Make the noises stop! [Her older sisters stop.]

Danny: All right, D.J., Stephanie, move away from your sister. Okay, sweetheart [to Michelle], we're going to settle this once and for all. I am taking you down to Big Sid's, and you and you alone are going to make the decision.

D.J. and Stephanie: Dad, that's not fair... [talking over each other]

Danny: ...without screaming in your ear. Okay, quick. Get in the car. Go. Go, go, go, go, go! D.J.: But, Dad...!

Danny: Not another word. [turns and leaves] Get in the car, Michelle. I'm coming!

[He dashes downstairs while the older girls dash to the window, open it, and yell their suggestions as loud as they can as they stick their heads out.]