The Spaghetti Catalyst

(Holds a "L" on his forehead which typically stands for "loser")
 * Sheldon: Go, Team Leonard!


 * Sheldon: Well, as my Meemaw would say, looks like we butchered a pig, but nobody wanted bacon. Oh and as for the tangent line; Sheldon and the hell hound, OR, How I lost my hot dogs.


 * Penny: He’s such an angel when he’s asleep.
 * Leonard: Yeah. Shame he has to wake up.
 * Penny: I think we can do it.
 * Leonard: Smother Sheldon in his sleep? Wouldn't that be wrong?
 * Penny: No, be friends. You and me.
 * Leonard: Oh. Sure. Absolutely.
 * Penny: Good. I’m glad.
 * Leonard: Here’s an idea. I’m just throwing it out there, friends who have sex.
 * Penny: Good night, Leonard.


 * Sheldon: (knock, knock, knock) Penny, (knock, knock, knock) Penny. (Long pause, knock, knock, knock) Penny. (Penny opens door, and a disheveled Sheldon is holding up one hot dog.) Here. I had to trade the others for my life.


 * Sheldon: (in his sleep) No, Goofy, no...