The All Hail King Julien Lemur-versary Music Fest

Scene 1: Opening/King Julien Locks Regis In/Sage Picks Up Julien's Parents/The Show's About to Start

 * (Clips from various "All Hail King Julien episodes play onscreen while Pineapple is narrating.)
 * Pineapple: Almost 10 years ago, a streaming service called Netflix released the first five adventures of King Julien on how he first became king by wearing the uhhhhhh, crown inherited by his uncle and fought off the fossa. Barely 10 years later, he and his royal entourage sailed off to an unknown land called Jacksonville, Florida, to pull off the greatest lemur show in the history of lemurs and meet real human beings eye to eye, well, without wearing any uhhhhhhhhhh, spacesuits. And now, here they are in Jacksonville, Florida, to unveil their first humanly public, uhhhhhhhhhhh...
 * Announcer: Are you finished yet?
 * Pineapple: ...anniversary special.
 * Announcer: Thank you. I'll take it from here.
 * (Cut to various exterior shots of the Alhambra Theatre and Dining at nighttime. Lots of humans attending with cameras.)
 * Announcer: Live from the Alhambra Theatre and Dining in Jacksonville, Florida, it's The All Hail King Julien Lemur-versary Music Fest! With special guests, Regis Philbin, Terry Crews, Ashley Tisdale, Charro, P!nk, Bruno Mars, Clay Aiken, Taylor Swift, Kenny Chesney, Weezer, and guests of honor, King Julien and his crew of "All Hail King Julien!" And now, we take you to the animal kingdom's favorite avian corespondent, from Central and South America, here's Xixi.
 * (Cut to Xixi the toucan at the entrance of the theater.)
 * Xixi: If you see Bill O'Reilly, I want to know, who is he wearing? And, girl, if I have no idea where it came from, I'm not eating that thing. (She notices the camera.) Oh. We're rolling. Xixi here reporting live from the US of A, for a wonderful gala tonight celebrating 10 years of the fantastical true stories of the grand high king of Madagascar. I'm speaking of the All Hail King Julien Show, of course. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. We have a lot of real celebrities who I haven't even met before. They might be entertainment stars. And speaking of true entertainment stars, there's a lot of excitement in the air as someone very important is here.
 * (Timo the tenrec and MomBot walk out of a limo and onto the red carpet, carrying a bowl of hamentashens.)
 * Timo: Here we are. And we made some kasha varnishkes for this really big event. (whispers) Hey, MomBot, do you think there's enough for everybody?
 * (Ted the golden bamboo lemur, Nurse Phantom the Coquerel's sifaka, and Dr. S the cobra come out of the limo and walk down the red carpet, following Timo and MomBot.)
 * Ted: So, after this do you think we should see if Banana drives by and tells me to host this?
 * Nurse Phantom: The brochure doesn't say it, Ted.
 * Ted: I warned Banana. (He looks at the crowd of humans and chuckles.) I change my mind.
 * (Following Ted, Nurse Phantom, and Dr. S, Mort the pygmy mouse lemur, the Crocodile Ambassador, the Crocodile Assistant, and Amy the Crocodile Princess come out of the limo.)
 * Mort: I'm so excited we're the guests of honor.
 * Crocodile Ambassador: I know. It's no swamp in the Everglades, but I can't wait for the show to start. Wouldn't you say, Amy?
 * (Amy turns away and runs back to the limo. Cut to a rising shot of the Alhambra Theatre and Dining.)
 * Xixi: I can't wait, either. So, I guess I should fly into a window, kick back, relax, and have a most wonderful time.
 * (Fade into a dressing room with the human crew for this show and Masikura the chameleon, where Regis Philbin walks in.)
 * Regis Philbin: So, tell me, Masikura. Have you fixed the door?
 * Masikura: No. Not yet. It's not done with the nails.
 * Regis Philbin: Oh.
 * Masikura: But, I wouldn't worry it, Mr. Regis. Besides, I have a lot going for me. (whispers) I'm the producer. By the way, during this, the sponsors must be announced.
 * Regis Philbin: (He gets his make up on by human make up artists.) Okay. This show is brought to you by KJ Original Diapers, Booty Doodles, and the Fairfax Scorpion Jr.
 * Masikura: But, haven't you heard? Andy Fairfax was said that what he sells is a dud. Thankfully, his other product, the Fairfax Monsters, Creatures, and other Various Beasts Supply Shop was added at the last minute, well, more than a little surprise.
 * Regis Philbin: Amazing enough, the Night Creature Protection Cream is much less dangerous than scorpions. (Masikura looks at him grimacing. He chuckles.)
 * Masikura: Just don't look behind the door until it's finished.
 * Regis Philbin: Okay.
 * (Just then, King Julien the ring-tailed lemur, Maurice the aye-aye, Mort, and Clover the crowned lemur come in.)
 * King Julien: Hello, all you big weirdos around here.
 * Maurice: You must be nice and polite to the nice people. Okay?
 * Regis Philbin: Hey, King Julien. (He approaches the four lemurs. King Julien gives Regis a flower lei made from the flowers of Madagascar.)
 * King Julien: Hope you like our present and the fact that you like flowers. I made it myself from poincianas, orchids, water lilies, and rosy periwinkles.
 * Clover: Did you know that my sister, Crimson, is allergic to rosy periwinkles by how awful they look?
 * King Julien: I was to use some Didereaceae flowers, but they are protected by thorns. Oh, fist bump?
 * (Regis Philbin gives King Julien a fist bump.)
 * King Julien: Anyhoo, we'd like to thank you with enormous gratitude for hosting this anniversary, dedicated to our lives and amazing exploits in Madagascar.
 * Regis Philbin: The pleasure is mine. I was originally planning this party at my place or studio, but the floors are clean. I didn't mean to offend.
 * King Julien: No offense taken.
 * Mort: (He looks behind the lemurs.) Wow. There's a lot of people attending the party.
 * Regis Philbin: Yeah, and there are a lot of famous guests, too. Look behind you. Do you see R.A.T.?
 * (Three jumping rats walk past the lemurs.)
 * Regis Philbin: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I have some unfinished business that I need to take care of before the show.
 * King Julien: No problem, bud. We'll see you at the show. (He shuts the door as they leave.)
 * Regis Philbin: Wait, don't close the door! If you do... (The door is shut.) ...it will be stuck.
 * (The lemurs notice the door is stuck.)
 * King Julien: Whoops.
 * (Cut back to Madagascar, Prince Barty and Princess Julienne the ring-tailed lemurs, Uncle King Julien the ring-tailed lemur, Crimson the crowned lemur, and Brosalind the aye-aye are all waiting for some kind of transportation to arrive.)
 * Uncle King Julien: How are we going to get to Florida?
 * Princess Julienne: In style. That's why Barty and I got this. (She and Barty show Uncle King Julien, Crimson, and Brosalind their monthly allowance.)
 * Crimson: A credit card?
 * Princess Julienne: Not only that. But, a 28 mango fee. But we don't live in our son's kingdom. We live at a condo at an island resort. Isn't this a great island, Barty?
 * Prince Barty: I'll say. (laughs) Good fun.
 * (Suddenly, a bamboo-made limousine arrives, and the five passengers get in.)
 * Prince Barty: All aboard for Jacksonville, Florida!
 * (Inside the bamboo limousine, Prince Barty, Princess Julienne, Uncle King Julien, Crimson, and Brosalind are about to take their seats. They then noticed that Sage Moondancer, a brown-colored Indri lemur, is driving the limousine with Jarsh-Jarsh, the mudskipper.)
 * Sage Moondancer: Who wants a road trip?
 * Crimson: Sage?
 * Uncle King Julien: What in the world is that furry oaf doing here? Is he supposed to be the driver?
 * Sage Moondancer: Sure. I got tired of Jarsh-Jarsh driving his own hawk to the event, so we decided to rent a bamboo-made automobile King Julien could've came up with.
 * Jarsh-Jarsh: (rolls his eyes) Jarsh-Jarsh.
 * Princess Julienne: Something tells me that we could've chosen a pirate ship.
 * Crimson: Or a hawk.
 * Uncle King Julien: Or maybe a shark.
 * (The others chuckle.)
 * Prince Barty: Excuse us, unwashed barbarian. Do you think you or Jarsh-Jarsh know where Jacksonville, Florida is?
 * Sage: Not really.
 * Jarsh-Jarsh: Nope.
 * Others: Huh?
 * Uncle King Julien: Really?
 * Sage: But, then we don't have to. This transportation device has a self-controlled steering wheel, configurations which enables it into an airplane for when we travel by air, a boat for when we travel by water, and submarine for when we travel under water. And its primary advancement, an 80-terabyte hard drive with an 18-inch flat panel navigation system. I describe the location of where we're going, and a video map of the desired location shows up on it.
 * Brosalind: So, we should use a digital map to take us.
 * (They hear a beep coming from the steering wheel.)
 * Sage: Sorry. My Man-Hawk is in the way. And believe me, he's highly trained at driving bamboo-made automobiles.
 * Prince Barty: Do you think one can take us there instead of flight?
 * (The others laugh.)
 * Sage: Technically, yes.
 * (The Man-Hawk hops in the limousine where Prince Barty, Princess Julienne, Uncle King Julien, Crimson, and Brosalind are sitting.)
 * Sage: Refreshments he will serve will include toilet corn.
 * Prince Barty: Anyway, can you tell you 80-terabyte hard drive flat panel system where...
 * (They hear Crimson playing a harsh cord on Ted's guitar.)
 * Uncle King Julien: Is that's Ted's old guitar.
 * Crimson: Yes. I guess I found it left lying around from a fossa attack. Why did we bring extra stuff, anyway? Go ahead, Barty.
 * Prince Barty: Okay. What I'm trying to say is that we need the route guidance to where King Julien's biggest moment ever to happen.
 * Princess Julienne: Oh, you mean Clover and Sage's wedding?
 * Prince Barty: (shouting) That's not the event! It was just part of King Julien's TV show! What I meant to ask was...!
 * Jarsh-Jarsh: Jarsh-Jarsh!
 * All others: What?
 * Jarsh-Jarsh: Jarsh-Jarsh.
 * Sage: Never mind him. Just fasten your seatbelt. And place your snacks in the cupholders.
 * (Cut back to the Alhambra Theatre and Dining, where King Julien, Maurice, Mort, Clover, Karl the fanaloka, and Chauncey the Madagascar hissing cockroach are all by the stuck dressing room door. The gofer, Terry Crews, comes in.)
 * Terry Crews: One minute until you're on, Regis.
 * Regis Philbin: (still getting his make-up on.) But, Terry. We won't be able to come out because of a door jam.
 * Terry Crews: Where do you think the handyman is?
 * (A human handyman is checking his tools in Regis' dressing room.)
 * Regis Philbin: He's still inside with the entire crew.
 * (Willie, the red-fronted lemur, comes to the gang outside the dressing room.)
 * Willie: This is bad. This is very bad. If they can't find a way out of the dressing room, do you know what will happen?
 * King Julien: Let me guess. Di...
 * Willie: No! Not yet, anyway. First, there won't be a show. We'd all be sad, right? We may not ever come back to Madagascar. Even the audience will be, too.
 * King Julien: Then, we'd all d...
 * Willie: Almost. The audience won't be able to work the day after the show.
 * King Julien: And then we...
 * Willie: I'm getting there. There will be a downfall on the economy!
 * King Julien: And then what will happen?
 * Willie: We're all gonna die! (He freaks out.)
 * King Julien: I knew you were gonna say that.
 * Clover: (He slaps Willie.) Calm down, Willie. Don't panic. It's going to be all right. Okay? This is only television...
 * Terry Crews: Don't you dare say that word. We're broadcasting the show on network television. If we're gonna say stuff like this, we're gonna broadcast it on cable.
 * Mort: Then, maybe we should host the show on our own.
 * Maurice: Hey, that's not such a bad idea.
 * Terry Crews: When you're doing a TV show, you have a lot of responsibilities. You've got directors of photography, production designers, gaffers, editors. That's a lot of work to do.
 * Regis Philbin: And most importantly, you've got your host.
 * Terry Crews: Maybe some jobs are easier to do.
 * (Regis tries to open the door by shaking the door.)
 * King Julien: (He begins to wonder, when suddenly, we zoom in to his crown, which opens to show King Julien hosting a show, to a lemur audience cheering him on. The crown closes and zoom out.) Attention, my peoples. I know how we can keep the show running. I can help get this sticky situation taken care of, clear up this accident, make this show even better, and last, but certainly also least, I would like my own personal trailer. What do you say, my peoples?
 * Maurice, Mort, Clover, and Willie: We're in.
 * Karl: Alright. We're in, too.
 * King Julien: Great!
 * Terry Crews: Attention, people, and lemurs and crocodiles, and whatever. The show starts in 30 seconds, 29...
 * (The lemurs, Karl, and Chauncey leave, but Timo comes in.)
 * Timo: Let me at this. I'm really good at this rocket countdown thing.
 * (Cut to the control room, where Todd, Tammy, and Butterfish enter.)
 * Butterfish: This is amazing and whatnot.
 * Todd: (He hops on the director's chair.) I call the director's chair, mommy.
 * (At the studio, the Crocodile Ambassador is the boom operator. He comes by a microphone and eats it.)
 * Timo: 27, 26, 25...
 * (Mort, Maggie the Unwashed, the chameleon, and Hans, the zombie, come to a camera. At the wings, Brodney the aye-aye, Hector the black and white lemur, Horst the black lemur, and Amy are the stagehands.)
 * Amy: This is so cool.
 * Timo: 21, 20, 19...
 * (Ted and Dorothy come to another camera.)
 * Ted: Ooh.
 * (Back at the control room...)
 * Tammy: Todd, this is a big day for mommy's little angel, because you're directing.
 * Todd: I'm going to be a director like my idol, Stanlemur Kubrick, of the famous "Farticus."
 * (Onstage, King Julien is standing there.)
 * Timo: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Go!
 * (The lights turn on.)
 * King Julien: (clears throat) Hello, my peoples. Before we get things started, I have an announcement. Regis Philbin cannot be host because of a door problem.
 * Audience: Aw.
 * King Julien: But not to worry. I'm filling in. Tonight, we celebrate the life and times of me and my crew from Madagascar. And we've got some famous guests tonight who will perform some great music for us, just as long as everything is going just fine.
 * (The camera zooms in and out.)
 * Mort: Maggie, what are you doing?
 * Maggie: I'm just getting his close up even closer.
 * Mort: You're supposed to leave the zoom button the way it was until you pressed it. (He presses the zoom button on the camera, but Maggie presses it again.)
 * Maggie: But I want to get a wide shot of his face!
 * Mort: But no one will see his eyes or the stage or the songs!
 * Maggie: Says who?
 * Mort: Says the head camera lemur!
 * Maggie: Try me!
 * Mort: Oh, yeah? (He begins wrestling Maggie as they both fall down to the floor. Terry Crews and Maurice enters.)
 * Maurice: Mort and Maggie the Unwashed got themselves into a fight.
 * Terry Crews: And we don't bear to know what caused this to happen. It's probably 8 to 3 and probably a quarter of a dozen more. The point is you should just introduce the first song.
 * King Julien: What can I do?
 * Terry Crews: You should tell them that this one has to be perfect, and it will will have the audience singing and dancing with delight.
 * King Julien: What is the first song on this show?
 * Terry Crews: I don't even know, Julien. The script got eaten! (He runs off.)
 * King Julien: Momo, who's responsible for eating the script?
 * Maurice: Guess.
 * (King Joey, the jumping rat, comes onstage.)
 * King Joey: I love to write plays. (He barfs up ripped-off pieces of paper.)
 * All: Ew.