The Parasite

Anais's Diary

 * (Anais's voice) Dear diary, today it happened, the thing I wanted most, I made a friend. Her name is Jodie. She needed a pen, so I lent her mine. Which is why I wrote this entry with a paintbrush dipped in yogurt. But she smiled at me! From this moment on, I knew we were going to be best friends.


 * Dude, that's a really good impression.


 * (Anais's voice) Thank you.


 * But I'm still not convinced we should be reading this.


 * Ah, come on, we did the pros and cons. (a long list of cons leading to the alligator lady) Okay, quite a few cons. But on the pro's side... (Anais's voice) I hope I get my growth sprout soon, I'm tired of using the cat door at Granny Jojo's house because I can't reach her doorknob.


 * (chuckles) Okay, let's just read a little more.


 * (Anais's voice) Today, I got to sit with Jodie in the cafeteria. She still looked hungry after finishing her lunch, so I gave her mine. Jodie was scared she'd get a bad grade on her science project, so I gave her that too. (chuckles) She was right, science is not her strength. But I was happy to help my friend. Later on, we walked back home together, she was tired, so I carried her bag. (Normal voice) Wait a minute, this Jodie is taking credit for Anais's work, getting her to carry her stuff, and her lunch! Do you know what she sounds like?


 * You?


 * No! I meant (sighs) You know Anais in spite of being clever and sarcastic, She's also fragile and weird, and she has trouble fitting in, and this person is taking advantage of her weakness! And you know what that's called?


 * A gumball?


 * Uh, yeah but, I'm the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?! I don't think Anais should hang around with that kind of person.


 * Now you sound like Ms. Mom.


 * (Nicole's voice) No I don't! (Normal voice) I refuse to let our little sister get tricked by this parasite!

At School

 * Can you see her?


 * No.


 * Look harder!


 * (puts a stick in his mouth and makes a face looking harder)


 * No, I meant-(gasp) There she is!


 * Huh, funny. She looks exactly how I imagined.


 * Darwin, give me your shoe. (Darwin gives his shoe to Gumball) This will teach you for toying with my sister's feelings! (Throws the shoe at the girl, then Anais and Jodie walks by)


 * So Jodie, are you hungry? Friend?

(Both Gumball and Darwin gasp)


 * (to Darwin) Do something!


 * (runs to the knocked out girl, takes his shoe back, runs back)


 * No! about her!


 * (runs back to the girl, holds her hand, then runs back)


 * I got an idea.


 * What?


 * Give me your shoe.


 * Um, How about we just wait until we see she's just as bad as you think.


 * (sighs) Alright.


 * Jodie, we're friends right?


 * Sure.


 * Best friends?


 * Well, uh..


 * Um, You want some candy? (puts a few coins in the vending machine)


 * Um, okay.


 * Which one do you want? Don't worry. I'll buy one of each. That's what friend's are for. (puts several coins in the vending machine, then presses the buttons) Yeah, (chuckles, then all the candy falls out of the vending machine, then Anais takes half of the candy and gives it to Jodie)


 * I don't know what to feel, sadness at our little sister, or angry at that horrible freeloader!


 * How bout both? (Both Gumball and Darwin makes sad and angry faces at the same time)