Chez Amy


 * Amy: One Meh Cheese Regal, hold the ordinary onions, so-so sauce on the side.
 * Dave the Intern: Here.
 * Amy: This is a "Something's Fishy Sandwich".
 * Dave: So...?
 * Amy: It's not what I ordered. [Dave blinks twice] And the head is still on it. [Dave blinks twice again and Amy's angry] And it's still alive!
 * [The fish tries to get out]
 * Dave: Fine! Here. [Amy growls and leaves] You want it to go?


 * [Sonic and his friends are playing soccer]
 * Sonic: [to himself] Me! I'm open! [to himself again] Sonic, pass it to here! [to himself again] Coming to you, Sonic!
 * [After Sonic kicks the ball Amy hammers it]
 * Knuckles: [gets hit with the ball] Uh, goal...?
 * Sonic: Hey, your Meh Burger looks weird.
 * Amy: [mockingly, insulting tone] It's not a stupid Meh Burger. I made this myself.
 * Sonic: So it's a me Burger. An Amy [laughs] Burger! [Amy does not laugh] See, I-I-I took the original name and did a clever twist on it, using your name.
 * Amy: [sarcastic] Yeah, clever.
 * Tails: I thought it was clever, Sonic.
 * Sonic: Don't patronize me.
 * Knuckles: Speaking of patronising, let's go be customers at Meh Burger.
 * Amy: Meh Burger is horrible! The people of this unnamed village deserve better. I'm gonna open a restaurant with good service, a pleasant, inviting atmosphere—
 * Sticks: And a moat? And laser turrets!?
 * Amy: Probably not.
 * Sonic: Amy, you don't know anything about running a restaurant.
 * Knuckles: If I let not knowing anything stop me from doing something, I'd never do everything.
 * Amy: I'm really gonna do it. I'm opening a restaurant! Are you guys with me?!
 * Tails: Yeah...
 * Sonic: Yes...
 * Knuckles: What are we doing?
 * Sticks: Don't blame me when it's overrun with invaders!


 * Amy: Present spatulas! [looks at Tails] Good. [looks at Sonic's] Very nice. [looks at Sticks' boomerang] Sticks, that's not a spatula. Lose it. [Sticks throws her boomerang and glass shattering is heard and looks at Knuckles' hat] Knuckles! Your hat is on backwards.
 * [Knuckles turns his hat and himself forwards]
 * Knuckles: Where'd everyone go?
 * [Tails turns Knuckles around]
 * Amy: I'm teach Dave the Intern a lesson he'll ne-e-e-e-e-ver forget!
 * Knuckles: Every teacher I ever had said that, and they were all wrong. I forgot every lesson... and how to feed myself. [puts a carrot in his ear] Oh, false alarm. I do remember.
 * Amy: Welcome to Chez Amy, where our motto is, "At least we know what you ordered!"
 * [When the customers at Meh Burger hear this, they go to Chez Amy and step on Amy (including Team Sonic) and she screams and is shown lying on the ground]


 * Dave: YOU WIN THIS ROUND! But just you [punches the burger] wait!


 * [Sonic is taking orders of people]
 * Amy: See? People want good service. Dave the Intern can't compete with that.
 * Dave: [on speaker] Ahoy! The new Meh Burger drive-thorugh express is now open!
 * Mike: That voice from the sky is right. Why are we wasting our time here when we could be using a drive-through?
 * Amy: Because none of have cars.
 * [The people of the Unnamed Village groan in agreement. They then cheer and go to Meh Burger]
 * Tails: Don't worry Amy... It's just a stupid gimmick. It'll pass.
 * Amy: Yes it will, especially when I have my OWN stupid gimmick! [whistles] I'm excited to announce that starting today, every customer will recive... uh... a Chez Amy... Magic fun lump!
 * Old Monkey: Magic fun lumps?!
 * Lady Goat: I'm going to collect all fo-o-o-our!
 * [The villagers get excited again and stomp on Amy again]


 * Soar: Day two of the Battle of the Buns, and already Meh Burger finds itself in a real "pickle". Can it "ketchup? Will Chez Amy "meat" the challenge? "Lettuce" wait and see. [laughs] Hello, Putlitzer.


 * Amy: How're you folks doing? Magic fun lump for the kids?
 * Child Monkey: They're fun to throw!
 * [Child Monkey throws the rock at Knuckles and he drops the Amy Sauce onto his head]
 * Amy: Guys! Chez Amy is all about service. Friendly, smiling, happy service. [angry] Now get your lazy buts in gear!
 * [Team Sonic works, but Amy is still angry]
 * Amy: Knuckles, QUIT EATING THE AMY SAUCE!
 * [Knuckles didn't hear her words and Amy confidently looks at her rival]


 * Dave: You haven't won yet. I shall have my revenge! [shoots a Meh Burger at Lady Walrus]
 * Lady Walrus: Mmm, that Meh Burger looks delicious!
 * [Everyone goes to Meh Burger.]
 * Mike: Burger me!
 * Old Monkey: Make mine pre-chewed!
 * Lady Goat: Shoot it in my mo-o-o-o-u-u-u-th!
 * [Dave shoots the Meh Burgers in the villagers' mouths and Amy gets angry.]


 * Amy: [showing Team Sonic her plans] Now, I've designed a food deliver system that bypasses the mouth and inserts the food directly into the customers' stomachs.
 * Sonic: Ugh! Okay, Amy, you've totally lost sight of why you're doing this.
 * Amy: [gets furious] I'm doing this to destroy Dave the Intern and unerring instincts for what the public wants! I don't care what they want, I KNOW WHAT THEY NEED! GOOD SERVICE WITH A WARM, FRIENDLY SMILE! NOW TELL THEM TO GET IN HERE!
 * Sticks: This is nuts...
 * [Sonic thinks that they need to leave. Amy tries to show them her plans, but her friends leave.]


 * Dr. Eggman: I'd like a Meh Burger.
 * [Dave gets a Meh Burger and drops it on the floor then picks it up.]
 * Dave: Here.
 * Dr Eggman: That's disgusting! Get me a new one.
 * Dave: Sorry, I'm on break.
 * [Eggman growls]