Exit from Endor


 * Narrator: It is a time of celebration throughout the Galaxy. After a long struggle for freedom, the Rebel Allaince has destroyed the Empire's second Death Star, thus defeating Emperor Palpatine and restoring balance to the Force.
 * Admiral Ackbar: Yeah! We are the process of blowing up death stars!
 * Luke: Yoda! Obi-Wan. Some... other guy?
 * Anakin: I'm Anakin Skywalker, your father.
 * Luke: Oh, You didn't look like that five minutes ago.
 * Emperor: Hey hey! The old guys together again. It's all good. Forgive and forget. Right, fellow ghost buddy?
 * Mace Windu: This one's mine.
 * Emperor: That's the second time this has happened today!
 * Luke: Thanks, other guy I don't know.
 * Mace Windu: My name is Mace Win-- Oh... he's gone.
 * Narrator: As the party ends and the new era dawns, the victorious rebels set off across the galaxy to begin their new mission of keeping the peace and rebuilding the Republic. And some of them were on cleanup duty.
 * C-3PO: I was programmed to take my litter home with me.
 * Leia: Lighten up, 3PO. We just won a war, we're allowed ti get a little carried away.
 * C-3PO: You're right, of course. A celebration. And no one is more jubilant than I or R2, since together we have endured three decades if unrelenting conflict.
 * Luke: That's 30 years. Then you two fought in the Clone Wars with Obi-Wan?
 * C-3PO: Indeed. And with Master Yoda and your father, before he became Darth Vader, of course.
 * Han Solo: Wait, what?! Luke's father is Darth Vader?
 * C-3PO: Everybody knows that. We learned of it months ago.
 * Han Solo: I was frozen in carbonite. Sue me!
 * Luke: 3PO, you must have amazing stories about those days. I'd love to hear them.
 * C-3PO: And I would love to regale you with them, but there's no time. R2 and I leaving shortly to accompany Admiral Ackbar on a mission to liberate the lost battledroids to Mandalore.
 * Admiral Ackbar: My sweet ride's first mission. (Sniffs) Ah, still has that new starfighter smell.
 * Leia: You mission can wait a bit. We want to hear your story.
 * C-3PO: B-b-but the Admiral is most anxious to set of--
 * Admiral Ackbar: No hurry. It'll give me more time to buff this little lady.
 * Luke: Go ahead, 3PO. Tell us your story.
 * C-3PO: The truth is I-- I don't remember any of it! It seems my memory was wiped. You have had my memory all this time?! Well, jump to it, R2. Now, thanks to you, I do have a story to tell. Ah, yes, it is all coming back to me now. I can remember it s i-i-i-i-i-... (Malfunction) if it were yesterday. Let us begin at the beginning, when a phantom menace arose that led to an attack of the clones. Buckle up, it is a thrilling tale. Turmoil had engulfed the Galatic Reuplic.
 * All: Ooh...
 * C-3PO: The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems was in dispute. Oh, well, perhaps I should fast forward to the day the unfinished, pre-gold-plated me first laid eyes on Anakin Skywalker, the boy who would become Darth Vader.