Pinkie Pride


 * [cheering]
 * Cheese Sandwich: Well, Boneless. Looks like our work here is done.
 * [sloop]
 * Cheese Sandwich: Yep, those ponies never partied so hard. Thanks to me: Cheese. Cheese Sandwich.
 * [tingling, accordion playing]
 * Cheese Sandwich: Woo-hoo-hoo! That was a doozy! Well, Boneless. Looks like our next party is gonna be in... Ponyville.




 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh, I am so, so, SO excited because today I'm planning the birthday bash of... Rainbow Dash!
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah!
 * Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yes, Pinkie?
 * Pinkie Pie: You realize that, by enlisting me as your party planner, I guarantee that this is going to be the funnest, most fantabulous, superbial party in Ponyville?
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh...yeah? I guess.
 * Pinkie Pie: No guesses! Parties are no picnic.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, I like a nice picnic party.
 * Pinkie Pie: [growls]
 * Fluttershy: Oh!
 * Pinkie Pie: Parties. Are. Serious! And you have my certified Pinkie Party Promise that you will have the best birthday party ever!
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay.
 * Pinkie Pie: Great! Now, who's ready to join this super duper party pony to plan this super duper pa-rty?
 * Cheese Sandwich: I am.
 * [gasps]
 * Cheese Sandwich: [blows party horn]
 * Pinkie Pie: Who are you, stranger?
 * Cheese Sandwich: Name's Cheese Sandwich. I plan parties.
 * Pinkie Pie: What an amazing coincidence! I'm Pinkie Pie, and I'm planning a party!
 * Cheese Sandwich: Oh, it's no coincidence, my little pony. My cheesy sense was a-tingling, telling me a party was in the works.
 * Pinkie Pie: A cheesy sense? Ah! Double amazing! I have a Pinkie Sense!
 * Cheese Sandwich: Yes. I sensed you did. And I happen to be the premiere party planner in all of Equestria. If there's a party in need, there I'll be. Be it wingding, hoedown, hootenanny, or shindig, I'm your pony.
 * Pinkie Pie: A pair of party pony planners in Ponyville?! What can be more perfect?!
 * Rainbow Dash: I'll tell you what -- making this party epic! 'Cause this isn't just any birthday. It's also the anniversary of when I moved to Ponyville!
 * Rarity: Good heavens, Rainbow Dash. It's your "birth-iversary"!
 * Rainbow Dash: Exactly! So what do you say, party planners?
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, I think we can do it!
 * Cheese Sandwich: Oh, I don't think so.
 * Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: [gasps]
 * Cheese Sandwich: I know so! After all...


 * Cheese Sandwich: [indistinct] Thanks buddy! You're gonna love this party! Hey kid, have a streamer, on me!


 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Hah, now that's what I'm talking about! I'm so stoked you're here, Cheese Sandwich!
 * Applejack: Yeah. You sure did come on the right day.
 * Rarity: [sighs] Your party sounds simply divine.
 * Twilight Sparkle: We're so lucky to have you here.
 * Cheese Sandwich: Just doing my job, little fillies.
 * Rainbow Dash: I mean, Pinkie Pie's parties are fun and sweet and all, but now this party's gonna be--
 * Cheese Sandwich: Epic?
 * Rainbow Dash: You said it! Oh, yeah!
 * Cheese Sandwich: Feels gouda!
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, heh, no offense, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie Pie: Uh, n-none taken. [squee]


 * Rainbow Dash: My birth-iversary's already looking way cooler! You are my kind of party pony, Cheese Sandwich.
 * Cheese Sandwich: [chuckles] You got that right, Rainbow Dash. All right, party ponies, I've got some planning to do!
 * [cheering]


 * Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! Aren't you gonna help Cheese Sandwich plan the party?
 * Pinkie Pie: That's okay. [chuckles nervously] He obviously has what it takes to do it all by himself. Heh.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Really?
 * Pinkie Pie: Yes, indeedy! [chuckles nervously] After all, if Cheese really is the super duperiest partying-est pony of them all, maybe that means... I'm... not.


 * Rarity: I must say I marvel at your superior party planning expertise, Cheese Sandwich. [giggles]
 * Applejack: Well, they don't call him the super duper party planner for nothin'.
 * Pinkie Pie: That's it! This pony has gotta get her title back! And I know just what to do!


 * Rainbow Dash: Totally awesome!
 * Applejack: Huh. Best I've ever seen.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe it!
 * [ponies awing]
 * Pinkie Pie: Freeze, Cheese! I challenge you... to a goof off!
 * [ponies gasp]
 * Fluttershy: Oh, no! Not a goof off!
 * Applejack: [whispering] What's a goof off?
 * Fluttershy: I have no idea, hehe.
 * Cheese Sandwich: This Cheese has stood alone a long time, Pinkie Pie. You think you can out-goof me?
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't think so. I know so! And the stakes are high, Cheese Sandwich. Whoever wins will be dubbed the ultimate super duper party pony and headline the Rainbow Dash birth-iversary bash!
 * Twilight Sparkle: And the loser?
 * Pinkie Pie: Doesn't!
 * Rainbow Dash: [gasps]
 * Rest of main cast: [gasps]
 * Pinkie Pie: So, are you in, Cheese? Or are you... boneless?
 * Cheese Sandwich: Nopony calls me boneless. Right, Boneless?
 * Pinkie Pie: Then the goof off is on for high noon!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Um, Pinkie? It's already 3 o'clock.
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh. Oh, well then. Make it 3:10 to goof off!


 * [eagle screeches]
 * [clock ticks]
 * [spurs jangling]
 * [squeaking]
 * Pinkie Pie: [blows party horn]
 * Twilight Sparkle: All right, everypony. According to my official goof off rulebook...
 * Rainbow Dash: She actually has a goof off rulebook?
 * Spike: Are you kidding? Twilight can find a rulebook for everything!
 * Matilda: Shhh.
 * Twilight Sparkle: The two competitors have free range to goof about -- be it by singing, dancing, playing, prancing, joking, or performing -- to make the judge chortle, chuckle, giggle, guffaw, hoot and holler, whoop it up, and party down.
 * [tuba sounds]
 * Twilight Sparkle: The funnier, sillier, wilder, and goofier, the better. Rainbow Dash, since the winner will be headlining your party, you are the judge.
 * Rainbow Dash: Heh. Big tense competition on my birth-iversary. What could be better?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie, are you ready?
 * Pinkie Pie: I was born ready!
 * Cheese Sandwich: I was ready before I was born!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Then... Let the goofing begin!
 * [bouncing, squeaking]


 * Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Rainbow's not having the best party ever! I... I broke the Pinkie Party Promise! Stop! The goof off is off!
 * [ponies murmuring confused]
 * Rainbow Dash: But I haven't named a winner.
 * Pinkie Pie: You don't have to. I forfeit. Which means... Cheese Sandwich wins.
 * Cheese Sandwich: [laughs] [sighs] ...I do?
 * Pinkie Pie: Yes. You get to headline Rainbow Dash's party.
 * Twilight Sparkle: But, what about you, Pinkie?
 * Pinkie Pie: I... [sniffles] I don't.


 * Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, wait! I'm sorry I got all swept away by Cheese Sandwich.
 * Twilight Sparkle: We all are.
 * Rest of main cast: [general agreement]
 * Spike: [sighs] Sorry, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie Pie: No. I'm sorry I let my pride get in the way of you having the best birth-iversary ever. Cheese Sandwich really is a super duper party planner, and he'll be a terrific headliner. I should've been a big enough pony to admit that and let you have your day.
 * Rainbow Dash: But don't you get it? You're both super duper party ponies. Sure, Cheese Sandwich is a great guest party pony, but you're Ponyville's permanent party pony. Nopony could ever take your place, and we could never have a party without you.
 * Cheese Sandwich: Rainbow Dash is right. I never meant to take your place in Ponyville. I just wanted to show you what a great party pony I am, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie Pie: Why me?
 * Cheese Sandwich: Well...


 * Pinkie Pie: Me?
 * Cheese Sandwich: Yes!
 * Pinkie Pie: Hah, really?!
 * Cheese Sandwich: Really!
 * Pinkie Pie: So I was the pony that threw the awesomely spectacular party that inspired you to become an awesome spectacular party thrower?
 * Cheese Sandwich: Swear on Camembert!
 * [music warps down]
 * Rainbow Dash: Enough with the warm fuzzy stuff, you two. It's my birth-iversary, and you gotta throw me a bash!
 * Pinkie Pie: Yeah!
 * Cheese Sandwich: Let's go!


 * [dance music, rattling, cheering, splash, explosion with kazoos]
 * Cheese Sandwich: All right, everypony! We are here to celebrate the birthday...
 * Pinkie Pie: ...and anniversary...
 * Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich: ...of Rainbow Dash!
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey, everypony! Who's ready to get their party on?! Hit it!


 * Rainbow Dash: Cheese Sandwich! Oh, I gotta tell ya, you and Pinkie have totally made this the best birthday/anniversary super combo ever! Hah, it's totally--
 * Cheese Sandwich: Epic?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, it is!
 * Cheese Sandwich: That's all I needed to hear, little filly. Just a little memento of my visit.
 * Pinkie Pie: You're giving me your special rubber chicken friend?
 * Cheese Sandwich: Oh, he's not the only one. Well, Boneless Two, another job well done. But it's time we mosey along. Another town, another party.
 * Pinkie Pie: I never did get that pony's name.
 * Rest of main cast: Cheese Sandwich!
 * Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Oh, yeah!


 * [Instrumental version of The Goof Off plays over credits]