Hulk Spoils Movies

Interviewer: So, you two have a new movie coming out.

Rhodey: Yes, Infinity War.

Hulk: Ragnarok-. Oh.

Interviewer: What can you tell us about it?

Rhodey: Well, Infinity War is the culmination of all of our adventures together. It's where we finally-.

Hulk: Everyone dies.

Rhodey: Dude, you can't say that!

Hulk: Oh, sorry.

Rhodey: What are you doing?

Hulk: Everyone not die. Happy Avengers.

Rhodey: Can't believe you just said that.

Hulk: Is Hulk in trouble?

Rhodey: I don't know, maybe.

Interviewer: Okay. Moving on. What was it like making the movie with everyone on set together?

Rhodey: What can I say? It was great to finally see the entire-.

Hulk: HULK SORRY, RHODEY! HULK SAD!

Rhodey: It's okay, man. I think we should just move on.

Hulk: Hulk almost as sad as when Han Solo dies.

Rhodey: What?! Han Solo-?! I still haven't seen that movie, man!

Hulk: Oh.

Rhodey: Thanks alot, Hulk!

Hulk: Han Solo not die.

Rhodey: Yeah, sure. I believe you now.

Hulk: Hulk not understand sarcasm! Hulk confused! Almost as confused as when Snape killed Dumbledore!

Rhodey: Man, what're you doin'?! I JUST started watching the Harry Potters, man!

Hulk: That surprising like Bruce Willis being dead at the end of Sixth Sense.

Rhodey: Ugh, are you kidding me? Is that what we're doing? Are we just gonna ruin all of the movies now?

Hulk: Tyler Durden not real!

Rhodey: Just stop, man! Just stop!

Hulk: SoyLent Green is people!

Rhodey: Okay well, that one's old. Nobody cares about that one.

Silence.

Hulk: The Vulture in Spider-Man-!

Rhodey: (getting himself and Hulk out of the room) Okay that's it! That's it! This interview's over! Just turn the cameras off! Let's get out of here! C'mon! What is WRONG with you, dude?!

The end.