Foul Play in Funland

Time to go, gang. It's getting dark. - Hey, let's have that last clam, Scooby. - Coming up. Scooby-Doo! Good shot! I've heard of bird dogs and rabbit dogs but you're the first clam dog I ever heard of. Clam dog? Shaggy, you know Scooby doesn't like clams. I like them. They're fun to dig and even more fun to eat. Don't you wish Funland was open? The root-beer floats, the chocolate custard, the rides. Man, that's living. Yes, but right now it looks a little spooky - even haunted. - Haunted? Don't be silly, Daphne. Hey, look at that! But that's impossible. That place won't be open for weeks. Look! Well, this calls for a little investigation. It's hard to believe. Everything's running, but nobody's here. Man, it's a dream come true. Let's check out that lunch counter over there, Scooby. A little service, please? For openers, I'd like a malt and a hot dog with all the trimmings. Me too. Who did that? Hey, I used to be pretty good at this. - Should I give it a whirl? - Go ahead. - Who's to know? - Okay. Batter up! Good throw, Freddy! Well, I've still got the old touch. Let's go find Shaggy and Scooby. Gee, Freddy, shouldn't we stack those bottles back up? You're right, Daphne. Look! The bottles are all stacked up again! And what's that on the counter? It's a prize for knocking down the bottles. Our backs were only turned for a minute. Oh, wow! Freddy, this is really weird. Well, somehow I got this prize, so the least I can do is pay my 2 bits. What a cute kewpie doll. Oh, no! The cash register rang up 25 cents. I'm beginning to wonder if this place is haunted. Scooby, do you think we stand a chance of getting some cotton candy too? - Yeah! - Hold it. I just saw somebody. There he goes again! Man, he's faster than a speeding bullet. Superman! Come on, Scooby. Pick up the scent. - No scent. - No scent? He has to have a scent. Why, he'd have to be a ghost not to leave a scent. Did I say "ghost"? - What's the matter with you? - I'm pointing. You're pointing? Oh! I see him. That was no ghost. He looks more like a man from Mars. Wow! Look what that last hot dog did to me! Look at me! I knew I was sharp but this pointed head is too much. A giant mouse! That's no giant mouse. It's only a little mouse. Scooby-Doo, where are you? There he is! What do you say? Let's go find the others. Scooby-Doo! I'm with you! I don't see Scooby or Shaggy anywhere. There's someone going along behind that fence. It's no one we know. But whoever it is, I'd like to ask him a few questions. He's taking a ride on the Ferris wheel. It stopped. That man is trapped up on top. I'll get him down. I want to talk to him. I'll have to crank the wheel down by hand. We can't leave him up there. You've turned it all the way around, but he's gone. He couldn't have climbed down without us seeing. Look! The lights are going off all over the park! Well, this is the first time I ever wanted to leave Funland. Scooby and I saw him. Strictly a weirdo from outer space. - We saw him too. - Look. I wonder whose house that is. It could be the caretaker. Let's go see. We should tell him about these mysterious happenings. I hope he's a nice, sweet old caretaker. And believe me, Mr. Jenkins, all the rides were running. - I don't see how. - Well, she was sure running wide-open. - Lights, music, everything. - That's impossible. We're the caretakers here. My brother and I would've seen the lights. - Sarah's right. - Well, we saw a very strange character - running around out there. - He was, like, weirdo. - Weirdo-like. - Fiddlesticks! Besides us, there's no one else on this island. - Maybe the moonlight was playing tricks. - But, man, I tell you- Let it go. Sorry to have bothered you, sir. Let's go, gang. Well, how did you like that for double talk? We can't go home now. We know we didn't imagine - all those kooky things that happened. - Count me out. I'm not looking for any creep with a frozen face. Shaggy, sometimes I think you'd rather eat pizza pie than solve a mystery. - Let's vote on it. Mystery or pizza pie? - Pizza pie. Cut it out, you two. Come on, let's get back to the beach. - Okay. We'll keep a watch from here. - It's sure dark. What do they call this, a stakeout? I'd rather have a steak-in. Like, a sirloin steak in me, that is. Me too. Yeah! - Oh, stop it! Stop it! I can't stand it! - Be quiet, you two. We've been here an hour, and no sign of life. We'll give it 10 minutes more. Is that music I hear? - Look! All the lights are going on! - Here we go again! No doubt this time. Let's get over there, quick! - Something's haywire. - What's wrong with the merry-go-round? It's running backwards. Look at that cotton-candy machine. It's running wild! And the hot-dog stand. I can't stand it! What's the matter, Scooby? I like to eat too, you know. Look! There's that strange guy again. - What a time for a sideshow. - Come on, everybody. After him! Look what he's doing. What's wrong with him? Help! Shaggy, he's got me! Let go! Let go! He got me! He got me! Help! No, he didn't. There he goes now into the Tunnel of Love. So we have to go into the tunnel after him. I want to go, like, home. Row faster! We can catch him! - There's something in that tunnel! - It's him! - He's swimming right at us! - I thought we wanted to catch him. Like a torpedo, he's going to ram us! Don't panic! I'll save you! Thanks, Shaggy, but why don't we just walk out. Oh, yeah. Good idea. That's no ordinary man. He's going to be hard to track down. He'd better look out I don't catch him. I'll make him pay for what he did to my hair. - Let's go back. - We can't go back, Scooby. Freddy said to look on this side of the park. It's okay just to look for the torpedo man, as long as we don't find him. What's that? Oh, that. That's a real fun game, Scooby. Come on. I'll show you how it works. Now, you take this hammer, and you hit that button. The ball goes up to the top and rings the bell. Now watch the old master. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Now I got it! - Hey, what you doing? - My turn. Your turn? With your tail? Let me out of the way. Scooby-Doo! Hey, that was great! You gotta have the strongest tail in the world. It's him. He wins! Let's go, man! He's gaining on us! Head for the roller coaster! He's climbing up the cars after us! Let's go, Scooby! Here we go! We're trapped! Look! There's Shaggy and Scooby in the front seat of that car! And that strange man is after them! There's an empty car going up the other track. I'll slow it down, and maybe they'll jump into it. Jump, Shaggy! - They made it! - Scooby-Doo! Nice jump, you guys. Thanks, gang. But don't ever let us do that again. I think that character's train is coming in. Everybody hide behind those crates. But it's empty. How could he get out? Look! He's up there! What's he going to do? He's diving off! - Come on! He could be hurt! - Let's go, Scooby! He's not here! - He crashed through the tent there. - You can see where he hit the crate. - It defies all the known laws of physics. - I wish you could have seen his eyes. - Like two taillights on a hot rod. - Yeah! Hot rod! Hot rod! That's it! The answer is, that this guy can move so fast we need something fast to catch him. We're gonna soup up this electric car to catch him? Right. We'll increase the flow of power from the battery. This might jazz it up. No, Shaggy! You turned it on at the motor! Now Velma can't stop it! My glasses! I lost them! There's no brakes, Scooby, and I can't see without my glasses. But it's a nice, wide street. Oh, don't fret, Scooby. - Hey, that's him! - Oh, I see the traffic cop, silly. Right turn, isn't it? Go, Velma! Hey, Scooby, are we in the right lane now? Right lane? Train coming! Train coming? I told you I can't stop. The train will just have to look out for itself. Here they come! Look out for the cotton candy, Velma! - I think we've stalled. - Wow, at least you're safe. What luck. What do you mean, luck? We didn't have a bit of trouble. Ask Scooby. Scooby-Doo! - Well, that does it. - But this guy is sure strong and fast. So we've had to build the prize trap of all time to catch him. And this crate is it. Now here's the plan. Someone will lure the stranger into this trap. But our man will be trapped in the crate with that weirdo. No. Look up there. We'll pull our man out of the trap in the basket. Shaggy'll lock the door, and Velma and I will pull up the basket. And all Scooby has to do is lure the stranger into the trap. - Anybody got a Scooby Snack? - No snacks. Not me. It's not fair. I'll go with Scooby. - We can use the dodgem car. - No car! I'll go! I'll go! Set the trap! Set the trap! Set the trap! Get ready, everyone! Here they come! We got him! - Scooby's safe! - We got him trapped! We got him! What was that? Like, you won't believe it. He went through the back of the trap then through a wooden crate and out the back through a brick wall! What a man! He's not human! You are absolutely right. He's not human. He's a robot. - It's Mr. Jenkins, the caretaker! - What did you say, sir? He's Charlie, the world's most perfect robot. I programmed him to operate everything in Funland. - But why? - I wanted to make enough robots - to run the whole park. - What happened? Your robot's been tearing up the place. Somehow he got out of control. But we can stop him if you kids will help me. Here we go again. How does this equipment work? It's quite simple. Once we find Charlie the powerful electric magnet will pull his metal body to it. Slow down. Charlie's close by. Look at that needle. Turn on the big magnet. It's on. Aim it over at that shack. I saw something move. Don't fight it, Charlie. What happened? This cable has been cut. - Charlie's crashed! - I was afraid of that. The electromagnet has fouled up his circuits. Hey, Scooby's up to something. Somebody's behind that fence. Come out of there! Sarah! What are you doing here? It was me that caused Charlie to go out of control. I don't think robots should work where children come to have fun. She's right. Charlie is nice, but kids need humans. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! - I never thought about that. I just wanted a perfect robot. But never mind. I'll rebuild him and call him "Charlie the Second. " Well, kids, Charlie's repaired, and I think he's better than ever. That great, Mr. Jenkins. We came back today to see if you had him fixed up. - Hey, where's Scooby? - Well, would you look at that? He's getting his ears scratched. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

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