The Temp

(The episode starts with Timmy getting off the school bus) (Timmy enters his room to be greeted by Cosmo shaking his hand) (door knocks) (they open the door and frown at Jeff standing in the doorway) (Cosmo and Wanda poof away) (Jeff makes a toy truck appear) (Cosmo and Wanda poof back at the Fairy Academy alongside a line of other fairies) (fairies shake their heads) (fairies run away. Meanwhile, jeff is sitting on the coach watching TV and eating chips) (in the next scene, Jeff is drinking at the table) (the computer sets on fire) (scene changes back to the Fairy Academy) (Cosmo and Wanda fall to the ground and start doing push-ups) (meanwhile, Timmy's house is burning with Timmy and Jeff trapped inside. Timmy tries to extinguish the fire with his toy fire truck) (back at the Fairy Academy, Cosmo and Wanda are still doing push-ups) (Cosmo and Wanda get up, revealing their buff arms, and get stopped by Jorgen's boot) (they poof away, and the scene changes back to Jeff and Timmy backed up against the wall. Cosmo and Wanda poof above them) (before Cosmo and Wanda makes the wish, a flurry of snow comes in through the window and puts out the fire) (Santa drives away in his sleigh) (episode ends with them laughing and Cosmo having intervals of laughing like Jorgen)
 * Timmy Whoopee! Only 8 years of school to go. (walks up to his house) At least I've got fairy godparents to cheer me up! Yes siree, it sure gives me the warm fuzzies to know they'll be around forever!
 * Cosmo:Bye Timmy, we're outta here! (flies around a mountain of luggage)
 * Wanda: Almost ready! (puts a large box of make up on the top) I'm nothing without my make up! (she and Cosmo laugh)
 * Timmy:You're leaving me?!
 * Wanda:That's right, Timmy! (Da Rules poof up)
 * Cosmo:According to the rules, every 450 years each godparent must get their license renewed at the godparent academy!
 * Wanda:(pops out of Timmy's ear) As you can see, ours are due to expire! (shows Timmy their licenses)
 * Timmy:You mean I'll be godparentless?!
 * Wanda:Just for a little while, sugar. In the meantime...
 * Cosmo:(poofs beside her) ...we've contacted the fairy godparent agency and they'll be sending over a replacement any minute!
 * Cosmo:(gasps) It's almost like I'm psychic!
 * Jeff:Agency sent me.
 * Timmy:Cool, another magic dude. What's your cool magic name? Voltron? Captain Zapula? Mezmero?
 * Jeff: I'm Jeff, don't touch the bell.
 * Wanda: You seem a bit short to be a godparent.
 * Jeff: Look, I got the wings, I got the wand, what more do you want?
 * Timmy: Alright you guys, you can go. But hurry back!
 * Cosmo: Ok Timmy.
 * Wanda: Wish us luck!
 * Jeff: (coughs) Well, now that Mr. and Mrs. Hilarious are gone, what say we raid the fridge? My treat.
 * Timmy: Wait, you're supposed to grant my wishes, remember?
 * Jeff: Oh yeah right, I'm a godparent. Ok, what do you want?
 * Timmy: Hmm, how about a new toy?
 * Timmy: Cool!
 * Jeff: Yeah, toys are my speciality.
 * Timmy: How about we go to the beach? That'll be fun.
 * Jeff: Okee-dokee. (makes a bucket and spade appear) Knock yourself out.
 * Timmy: A lousy pale and shovel?! What's the deal?
 * Jeff: Yeah, well uh, y'know how crowded the beaches are this time of year! Just get in the bathtub and pretend you're at the beach! Just use your imagination, Jimmy.
 * Timmy: Timmy!
 * Jeff: Mikey!
 * Timmy: Timmy!
 * Jeff: Franky!
 * Timmy: Timmy!
 * Jeff: Billy!
 * Timmy: Timmy!
 * Jeff: Georgie!
 * Timmy: Timmy!
 * Jeff: Johnny!
 * Timmy: Timmy!
 * Jeff: Jackie!
 * Timmy: Timmy!
 * Jeff: Fudgie!
 * Timmy: Timmy!
 * Jeff: Domonic!
 * Timmy: Timmy!
 * Jeff: Hershel!
 * Timmy: Timmy!
 * Jeff: Franky!
 * Timmy: Timmy!
 * Wanda: Ah, the godparent academy! Well, it shouldn't be too bad. We just take a couple of easy tests and get right back to Timmy.
 * Cosmo: No sweat!
 * Jorgen: (off-screen) Did somebody say sweat? (explodes onto the scene and marches towards them) Welcome to the Fairy Academy! I am drill sergeant, Jorgen Von Strangle, and these are my muscles! (flexes)
 * Cosmo:  (to Wanda) I really should start working out.
 * Jorgen: I'm here to make men out of all of you!
 * Wanda: Even the women?
 * Jorgen: Yes!
 * Cosmo: So, you're a fairy godparent? Uh well, uh, where are your wings?
 * Jorgen: Too girly. Jet pack. (pushes a button on his chest and his jet pack springs out, knocking Cosmo away)
 * Wanda: Uh, well then where's your magic wand?
 * Jorgen: Too wimpy. I have this now. (holds up his large wand as it glows red) Anymore questions?
 * Jorgen: Now, we go on a five thousand mile run through the desert of broken glass. (points his wand at them) Go now!
 * Timmy: Hey, aren't you supposed to be doing some magic?
 * Jeff: Hey, I changed the channel without getting up, didn't I?
 * Timmy: Duh, you used the remote!
 * Jeff: (jumps down) Ok ok, what do you want?
 * Timmy: How about a chocolate shake? (a toy appears in his hands) Hey, this is a jack-in-the-box! I said I wanted a milkshake!
 * Jeff: Yeah, well uh, it's a milk-jack-in-a-shake-box... uh shake.
 * Jeff: Ah, thanks for the shake kid. I was parched.
 * Timmy: Don't mention it! How about a new robot computer game?
 * Jeff: I don't know much about computers but here goes. (makes a toy robot appear)
 * Timmy: What's this?
 * Jeff: Uh well, it's a robot, see, it fits into the computer like this! (shoves the robot in the computer slot) Voila!
 * Timmy: Oh great! Can you at least make a fire extinguisher? (a water pistol appears in his hand) We're doomed, aren't we?
 * Jeff: Uh, yeah?
 * Jorgen: As a reward for doing so well, you get to do push-ups!
 * Cosmo: That doesn't sound so bad!
 * Jorgen: 80 million, now!
 * Cosmo and Wanda: One, two, three, four...
 * Timmy: Can't you do anything besides make toys?!
 * Jeff: I can cry, watch! (cries out loud)
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Two million and one, two million and two...
 * Cosmo: My Timmy sense are tingling! Something's wrong with Timmy!
 * Jorgen: Where do you fairies think you are going?
 * Cosmo: Sorry, but Timmy always comes first! (flicks Jorgen's face and he falls down, Cosmo flexes)
 * Wanda: Now could you please validate our new licenses? (Jorgen signs the licenses Wanda holds)
 * Cosmo and Wanda: We're free!
 * Timmy: Boy, am I glad to see you guys! I wish the fire was out!
 * Santa:Ho-ho-holy cow! What's going on here?
 * Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda: Santa Claus!
 * Jeff: Agh! It's him! Get him away! (hides behind Timmy)
 * Timmy: Santa, what are you doing here? It's summer!
 * Santa: Well Timmy, I've lost something and I wondered if it might be... ah! There you are! (picks up Jeff) Has he been posing as a fairy again? Naughty naughty! Why, he works for me! He's just a very lazy, wayward elf.
 * Timmy: I knew it! That's why he could only make toys!
 * Santa: Come along now, little elf.
 * Jeff: My name is Jeff! (grabs Santa's moustache) Jeff! I have an identity! An identity! I am not just another one of your pointy eared drones!
 * Santa: (waves his finger at him) Yes you are!
 * Jeff: (grabs hold of the floor as he gets dragged away by Santa) Tell others about me! Don't forget what you saw here today! Tell my story, tell my story!
 * Three elves: Come, be one of us, Jeff!
 * Jeff: No, noooo!
 * Timmy: Now that you guys have your new licenses, do you think you could help me dry out my room?
 * Cosmo: You got it, Timmy! (turns Timmy's bedroom into a desert)
 * Wanda: Nice job!
 * Cosmo: (changes his head into the head of Jorgen) Guess I don't know my own strength!