The Comet Polarization


 * Sheldon: You're wise, and you smell like books. You really are the whole package.


 * Neil Gaiman: [Tweet] Next time you’re in Pasadena check out the Comic Center. Great vibe. Old School. The owner really knows his stuff.


 * Amy: You know, the Greek version of Mercury, Hermes, was worshipped in Athens by the carving of giant wooden phalluses.
 * Sheldon: Please Amy; get your mind out of the ancient Athenian gutter.


 * Penny: But I took the picture.
 * Raj: Because I told you to. Like, if a monkey took the picture did it discover the comet?
 * Penny:Excuse me?!?
 * Leonard: Uh, he didn’t mean monkey.
 * Penny: Get out the hell out my apartment!
 * Leonard:Actually I think she did. You should go.


 * Penny: My God. You’re such a people pleaser. You can’t stand making anyone angry.


 * Sheldon: Excuse me. I was wondering if you could recommend something.
 * Denise: Oh, sure. You want to tell me what you like?
 * Sheldon:I would not.
 * Denise: All right, well, you’re wearing a Green Lantern shirt, so I’m guessing you’re a DC fan. Though that’s from the Alan Scott era, and you’re probably not super into the current run. How would you feel about an alternate history where World War One is fought with dragons and magic?
 * Sheldon: That’s what I wanted the theme of my tenth birthday party to be.


 * Leonard: You...you are a strong and independent woman. You have your own voice.


 * Amy: You must be Denise.
 * Denise: Oh, yeah. How can I help you?
 * Amy: I'm Amy, Sheldon's fiancée.
 * Denise: Oh. I got to be honest, I wasn't a hundred percent sure you were real.
 * Amy: Oh, I am.


 * Amy: And I heard you and Sheldon had a great time today talking about comic books.
 * Denise: We did.
 * Amy: Great. Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna teach me how to do that.
 * Denise: Do what?
 * Amy: Pretend to like comic books.
 * Denise: Oh, no, I actually like comic books.
 * Amy: All right, let's not get hung up on semantics. It's late, we got a lot of work to do.


 * Penny: Okay, look, I Googled it. I took the picture, so it's my discovery. (scoffs) He stole my comet.
 * Leonard: I know, but on the other hand, do you really care?
 * Penny: Yes, I care. This happens to me all the time. People take one look at me and assume I don't know what I'm talking about.
 * Leonard: Oh, I'm sure that's not true.
 * Penny: I'm sorry. Are you saying I don't know what I'm talking about?
 * Leonard: No, I'm not saying anything, ever again.