Man's Best Friend

[The episode begins at the pet store and George Liquor sees Ren and Stimpy. They both sleeping.]

George Liquor: [looks at the viewers] Hello! I'm George Liquor... American! [smiles, laughs and looks at Ren and Stimpy, Ren and Stimpy are sleeping and the sign says "Do not tap on glass". George Liquor knocks loudly and Ren and Stimpy was screaming and Ren and Stimpy saws George Liquor.]

Ren: [gasps] A human. Look up, Stimpy. Maybe you'll buy us. [Ren and Stimpy was a real life pet, dog whimpers]

George Liquor: [tears up] Gosh, look at the cute little rascals. Yes sir, A man needs to share is love. You know, a man NEEDS the companionship of lower lifeforms.

[George Liquor will buy some money and got a bag of Ren and Stimpy and walks to the street and the city.]

George Liquor: Yes sir, I'll make a champions. From the american LIQUOR! [walks to the forest and comes in Liquor's house and teaches Ren and Stimpy] Welcome home, boys. You're gonna LIKE it here. [Ren and Stimpy nods "yes"] Hmmmm, Let's see... Where am I gonna put you boys? [looks at the fish] AH-HA! What's this crap? [George Liquor grabs a fishbowl and sees the fish and he drops down the water and fish was flopping and inhales and continue flopping and goes to the car, the fish put the hat on and cigar on his mouth.]

Fish: I'm outta here, man.

[Fish looks both ways and the fish's car smashes the house and the trash can, and he drives off.]

George Liquor: Awww, you boys are gonna LOVE your ol pal "George Liquor". Aren't you guys lucky? To have such a kind loving master of life. [Ren and Stimpy are in the fishbowl] There now. Ya happy?

[Fades in the morning, Ren and Stimpy are sleeping.]

George Liquor: [offscreen] ROOM CALL! [Ren and Stimpy are wide awake]

[George Liquor is a soldier's boss. George Liquor gongs the trash can.]

George Liquor: Fall in LINE! [Ren and Stimpy stands up] Boys, I'm starting you much for the resource training program. Alright Skippy, drop and give me twenty. [George Liquor puts Ren on his newspaper and squeezing Ren's butt] Let's see what you've got in there. [pushes down the Ren's butt] One, tew, thee, for, faive, sis, seven, eight, nane, tey, [Ren was about to smash his butt] elethy, twey, thery, fory, fify, saty, sevey, atay, nay, TWENTY! [Ren was collapsed tiredly and drools down] In your stat-ION! Hmmmm... That's clear. Well, let's see your BUDDIES does any better. [Stimpy gives a newspaper and Stimpy was so happy and he farted.] That's my boy. Here, have a doggie treats. [Stimpy screams happily]

Stimpy: JOY! [puts the doggie treat on his mouth and dancing side to side]

George Liquor: [smiles at Ren and Stimpy, Ren are looking at Stimpy happily] AHEM! [Ren and Stimpy was looking George Liquor] Today's lesson is discipline. Now your honor to learn discipline, you must learn to misbehave. [Ren and Stimpy nods "Yes"] Are you see this over here? This is a couch. That couch is a human loyaltry. That's not the likes of you. You like it in your FACE. [Ren and Stimpy nods "Yes"] Don't you ever let me catch ya on MY couch. [grumpy and gets nervous] Yes sir, there's nothing but the man hates more, having his lower lifeforms has a non-living prosections. Yep, now go ahead. Get up there. [Ren and Stimpy was scared] That's right, hop on the couch. You heard me! Sit on the COUCH! Come on, make me mad! Make me mad or I'm gonna be REALLY MAD!!! [Ren sobs, George Liquor was angry] SIT ON THE COUCH!!! [Ren looks at the Stimpy, Stimpy nods "no"] [yells] MOVE, DON'T MAKE ME SCREAM AT YOU!!!!! [Stimpy was running up the couch and sit on it. Stimpy looks around and he is so happy. George Liquor pops out. Stimpy was screaming.] [yells louder] WHAT DID I TELLING YOU ABOUT TO SIT ON MY COUCH?!?!? [Stimpy runs down offscreen]

George Liquor: [grabs Stimpy and gets furious and head was crazy but ferocious, background was turning dark, Until...... George Liquor hugs Stimpy happily and the background was back to normal] That's a good boy. It's discipline that begets love! [Stimpy melts down on the ground and forms up and George Liquor give a doggie treat and Stimpy gives a doggie treat and put on his mouth and start chewing it] What's a matter with YOU? Are you afraid a little discipline? [Ren nods "no"] Why did you ask me for a discipline?

Ren: [scared] May I have a little discipline?

George Liquor: No, I don't think you deserve any discipline. You'll like it SOFT! You'll like it EASY! You don't get any discipline. In fact, Here! Take 20 bucks, shorty. [Ren gives a 20 bucks] Why don't you take a car while at it? Why don't you see the movie?

Ren: Maybe I would take a car and have a gold cash took it. [George Liquor shocked and Ren covers his mouth]

George Liquor: Oh, A smartmouth huh? A SMARTMOUTH! You know what thinking you are a smartmouth around here, don't ya!? We will give you ANOTHER 20 BUCKS! [Ren gives another 20 bucks and looks at the viewers sadly]

[George Liquor was wearing a sumo outfit but too hard.]

George Liquor: Alright boys, this is it. A real dog that all know how to attacked master. Now in order to pretect, you must learn how to ATTACK! Come on, boys! ATTACK! Let's go, Rex! ATTACK ME!

Stimpy: But you are my kind of belove of a master! [sobs] I CA-A-A-A-AN'T!

[Ren grabs a wooden spatula.]

Ren: But I can! Now go and give me a twenty!

[Ren hits the spatula at George Liquor, laughs maniacally, hits the spatula at him again and Ren hits the spatula at George Liquor's head.]

Stimpy: NOOOOO!!!

George Liquor: [slow motion] Whoa.

[In slow motion, Ren slaps his spatula at George liquor's head. And in normal motion, Ren slaps his spatula at George Liquor's head. George Liquor's eye pops out and drools down and blinks twice in one eye.]

Ren: It's discipline that begets love! [Ren slaps his spatula at George Liquor twice]

Stimpy: NOOOOO!!! [tear his ears off and hugs Ren] YOU LISTEN, he's a master!

Ren: SHUT UP! You're next, Mr. doggie treats! HI-YA! [Ren slaps George Liquor repeatedly]

George Liquor: OW OW! OW OW! OOCH! OW OW! OUCH! HARDER! OOH OOH OOH! OW! OH! OW! OOH!

Ren: You must learn your PAY!! [Ren slaps him last time, George Liquor drool down on the ground deadly. Ren was laughing maniacally, he was so brave and he threws away with the spatula and hops out]

Stimpy: You've done it now, Ren. [sniffs] NOW YOU REALLY DONE IT! [sniffs, crying loudly, Ren was about to touch Stimpy, Stimpy slaps on Ren's hand] DON'T touch me!

Ren: Ahh, stop your whining. If you think I'm your afraid of that big dumb. You'll got another thing coming. [George Liquor turns red and groans. He pulls out of sumo outfit and he's grumpy at Ren. Ren inhales and he looks at George Liquor. Stimpy smiles. Ren screams and it had wild take. George Liquor grabs Ren, grins evilly]

George Liquor: [pants] Youuuuu... [points at Ren happily and the skin turns to normal] are a true CHAMPION! [George Liquor hugs Ren. Stimpy sighs. George Liquor has three rubber lawn cigar, Doggie treats. Ren and Stimpy was happy. George Liquor, Ren and Stimpy will put doggie treats on his mouth and he three dancing from side to side. The iris was closing completely at the end of the episode.]