Stan Goes on the Pill

Good morning, USA! I have a feeling that it's a wonderful day The sun is on the face and it's shining a salute to the American race Oh, boy, it's swell to say Good morning, USA Aah! Back to your place, number 47. See you in 3 years. Well, now that my costume is hooked, it's time to show you something else well not well hooked but super wide A 18 tons I did at work. And now we are fucking. Slow down, I want to finish the story I was telling at dinner. Oh, genial. Where was I? Ah yes. I saw Sandra at the market today. She still struggles with little Jason. I think he took a blender to class and Welcome, Mr. Smith. Another session of mimes and shadows? THE GIRL: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Is a hippopotamus that makes me want FRANCINE: Stan? Stan? I'm here ! OK, here we go. Stan! What? Do you want to start alone then join me for the grand finale? No. I'm tired of you pretending to only listen to me to shoot you. It is disrespectful. What? But I was listening. Oh? So you'll have nothing against a little quiz about everything I said today. The sex of the baby Denise? Where does your friend Tuvok come from? Your maiden name? I can not answer these questions! I can not answer it now because My belly! It hurts me a lot! Oh ! How dare you ! It could be appendicitis! Ah, now you need an ambulance maybe? I'm screwed. You think you're going to pick up this job at Hearty's and that's going to be great but it's not. Why do not you resign? If I could ! But I only have $ 1200 on the side. Hold on. $ 1200? Klaus, you can resign! We will use this money to open our own business and be our own bosses! I do not really know. What kind of business? The company of Roger and Klaus. I just love it ! Is not it ? I tell myself that we could offer a service or a product for which customers will pay. Hush! Less strong. We will hear us. In fact I was already working on appendicitis when I was little. But then what did they take away? A red thing I do not know what it was. How could Francine say that you were not eating? You did not smile while she spoke? If, of course. And you thought to shake your head? Yes. Well you can not do more. There is no other way to listen. No doubt but I would love to make love again this year. She refuses to make love? Why did not you tell him earlier? Pharmacology service? Send me a bottle of Estrocillin immediately! What is Estrocillin? An experimental medicine that the CIA has developed to allow its male agents to listen to information provided by women and to retain the information they provide. Why is the fridge still so full? It is too much, I resign! No, I can not resign. I have a family. Too late, I have already accepted your resignation. Ah Trish, you veiled. Here is the Estrocillin you asked for, sir. Here you go, Smith. Take that, Gentlemen, the moment is perfect since I have you both here. I wanted to tell you that You hear, sir? It's a sound of air conditioning, right? Rather whales in my case. We spent all our money but we have a local. And with a lot of potential, huh? It only remains to find what we will sell, where we will find it and how to effectively manage and manage a profitable business. In short, the details. Wait, wait, Francine, do not go to sleep. I did not ask you how was your day. Very funny, Stan. Not seriously. Tell me. How was your day? Well it was not exactly that. You know what I mean ? No. But that's interesting to me. Tell me more. and then she told him that she had never said that to anyone, never to life. Not her, anyway. Francine, give me the listening test. Stan, it's not time for a test. I want you right now. And me of you. But first I have to go pee. My stomach is squirming in every way. What are you doing to me? Stan, finish fast peeing. The phone of the toilet. Bullock: Tell me you did not take Estrocillin, Smith! Why ? There is a prob Oh my God, sir! Either I'm crazy or I've turned into a woman! What is the difference? Screw you ! Stan, go out there and take me violently. All these cries gave me trouble at the head. It's not to overbid, but this cream that changes shape makes me a dog's pain. How did this happen? I do not know. I only took one tablet but the lab woman did not say the dose to take or the possible side effects. You must not take more than half a tablet. An entire tablet will turn you into a woman. You know what ? I will make them smaller. "Increases the understanding of female speech". So that's why you were so good at it. I'm sorry. I was just trying to be a better husband. The effort does not make me earn points? If, no doubt. Do not worry. We will find a solution. Are your breasts bigger than mine? Different, that's all. Not the same size. What is this family reunion? What is this mess ? Dad ? Finally if you want. Children, your father has become a woman. We have to manage that as a family, so if you have questions, go ahead. I do not understand That's not a question, Hayley. And no need to raise your hand, Steve. How did you become a woman? And I am a real one. Since those ridiculous loops to these boots that I can not bear anymore. Does that mean Steve's hand raised. Steve. So are you going to wear a bra now? Certainly not. Everyone knows that if they are perfect, no need to be bra. Next question. Oh, Steve, you got a hair. Have the treads gone out of fashion? On the contrary, Steve. They are more fashionable than ever. To you Hayley. Uh am I the only one to have trouble cashing? You found a book, did not you, Stan? They did not have one where the father becomes a mother, so read it upside down. So what will you give for both of you? Are you still together? Yes; We love each other very much. So you are lesbians? I do not know. Hey! I found what we were going to sell. Stan's costumes! He has hundreds that he no longer needs. He is dead ? He ended up dying? And am I free? No, she's a woman now. Oh. A woman fish? So lesbians? Lesbians. STAN: No, not that. I am not comfortable like that. Let me do. FRANCINE: Hey! Oh oh ! Stan, what are you doing? I do not know, it looks like we're trying to make fire. It does not work. Until the CIA settles everything, I guess there is no question of making love. since we are not lesbians. It should be told to children. Children, we are not lesbians! We tried but there is no way! STEVE: Please, leave me out of that! I am a child! Agent Smith to the report. Come in. Let me watch you. Turn around. You're not bad at all in woman, Smith. You look exactly like I imagined. I saw you with shorter hair. C ' Here is. Lab news to reverse all that? Not yet, but I'll let you know. In the meantime, at work. Here Bullock. Sir, we have found a solution to reverse the effects of Estrocillin. Oh, that's great. Should I inform Agent Smith? I will do it. He likes me to teach him things. It's a thing. Between us. This fridge is always full. We need another one. Like that, we would have one for drinks and one for lunches. It's not a bad idea. I think I should talk to the assistant director. Are you done with your idea? Can I have Sriracha now? Thank you for taking me out. I really needed it. The girls at work really made my life hard. No respect. I'm Rodney Dangerfield from the office. I'm kind of dead to them. Excuse me, are you Megan Fox? No. So you're just a bombshell. Stan, as a woman with a particularly imposing and advantageous posterior, you will attract a lot of attention. The guys are going to do anything to flirt with you, and sometimes it will be tempting. So I do not look like Megan Fox? I know everything is new and disorienting. Just pay attention. Hope you will not stay a woman too long. I'll have another drink. At K & R Suit Experience, we have hundreds of costumes, the only color you need. KLAUS: Blue, blue, that shade of blue! All costumes in stock are standard 42. Need something smaller? Have it adjusted. There are tailors throughout the city. Open a directory. Do you do more than 42 standard? So we can not do anything for you. Go elsewhere! The prices are so low that they drive us crazy. Why are these suits burned? To have hot? My grip on reality is weakening! We must lower prices. KLAUS: K & R Suit Experience in Little Detroit. Next to the abandoned police station. If you see "God is dead" written on the edge of the bridge in ruins then you have gone too far! How much do I owe you ? We have already paid for you, Miss. It's not true. Deputy Director Bullock. What are you doing here ? Is there news from the lab? Yes, and I'm afraid they are not good. There is no cure. You will remain a superb woman forever. Oh my God. No time for emotional reaction. We have to deal with the urgent affairs of the CIA. Let me just inform Francine. As I said, no time. Let's go. Yes sir. I grab my pashmina and find you outside. You see the woman there? I'll do it to myself Oh ! One who bit! ALL: You are going to do it, you said We are very glad of it And when you are done it will be filled all against you I love the family atmosphere that reigns here. Have you seen my husband? Brown hair ? With the body of a woman? Oh that lady! She left about What? Do you remember anything about him? Not much. Only he is bald, works for the CIA, and speaks like the Beatles. Not when they sing, when they give interviews. Bullock! What are these urgent matters? Uh, well, ah. Mission canceled. It seems that a private detective has found Carmen Sandiego for us. Good news ! So you can take me back to the bar? Or we can continue to drive. I do not often have head-to-head meetings with my associates. In fact I was going to talk to you about a solution to the problem of fridge in break room that, frankly, I find excellent. You see one of these bad boys? Few people have the opportunity to see the moon while driving. It's OK ? I'm sick of this thing. But do not let him spoil you in the evening. To go back to my idea for the fridge in the break room Yes, I hate to talk about it. But we should probably do that inside. Where can we go? Where can we go? Why not at home? Since we are already there. Not a customer of the day. Finally there was this dog, but he was just looking for a place to die. Come on, let's go down Thank you, Obama. This is the Warehouse Dance Party? What? The flyer says 50 bucks. It's nice here ? Um yes. Yes you are right where you think you are. Come in. Come in. Send a message to your friends, tell them you found. Stan? Stan?! Sorry to interrupt your work, but did you see my husband Stan Smith? With the body of a woman. Agent Smith is still a woman? Well yes. We are still waiting for a cure. But there is a cure. A simple tablet that will transform Stan into a man. Bullock had to tell him. Apparently they have something. Wait. So Bullock keeps Stan as a woman to sleep with. I have to find them. Well, if Bullock tries to wrap up, they're probably home. It is there that he prefers to make love. Hold. Two glasses of gin, a little ginger, a bowl of clementines. Everything is in place to evoke the problems of work. As we both know, the fridge problem has become unbearable. My suggestion: another fridge. Where would we put it, will you tell me? In place of the distributor Fruitopia. We can wait until the guy comes back to fill it, but it's been 12 years. You have to make a reason. © IntÃ ressant. Very interesting. I'm so happy that you like the idea. Open. Yes, please, Smith. This is the last thing you will put in the mouth little by little bout Go, go! Let me pass ! I love what I have heard so far. Tell me more. Well, I say that if we have two fridges, overall we double the capacity. You know, I have more than four swords. Hai-yah! Oops. It's exactly the same car as mine. Oh no ! Do I have a man's haircut? People do not like to put their lunch in the door because sandwiches can be smashed. So, Smith, now that you're a woman forever, your wife and you're probably not going to sleep together, huh? Without a doubt. We will be just friends. Best friends. And your best friend would like all your needs to be met. What do you mean, sir? Look at yourself in the mirror, old boy. You have become a hottie and your body burns with desire for a man. Let me be this man. Euh, I do not know. Do not tell me that you never wondered what would happen if one of us accidentally changed sex after a terrible pharmaceutical error? That is what I thought. And now if that's what happens? Well it's not so terrible. You are right. It's not so terrible. I bought it in Thailand. You can drown it if it tells you. Stan! Stan! Oh no. It's not an ordinary love mmmm, mmm, mmm. Not an ordinary love Always hot. I can not believe we're about to do it. Wow! When I had my idea for the fridge, I would never have thought that would lead to it. Your idea for what? The fridge in the break room. Oh, I hate this fridge; he is always full. We should find a solution. Are you kinding me ? STAN: No! You just pretended to listen to me all night! Do you know how disrespectful it is? Tell me more. You still do not listen! Francine was right. If you love someone, you must at least try to listen to it. I finally understood how to be the man she deserves, but I am condemned to be a woman forever. Oh Stan. Francine? I heard everything, and I'm so glad you understand. And you are not convicted. There is an antidote that will make you a man again. Great news. And he knows since the beginning. That is true ? Unbelievable. I keep the sword. I hope that will not create any embarrassment in the office. Wow. To have a penis again is not as painful as one might think. I'm so glad you're back. No wait. Pop quiz. Who did I talk to the CIA? Well, you talked to the lab woman. Good. And what is her name? Oh come on. Hm It starts with a letter of the alphabet. Uh, let's see, it's Blowgus? This woman's name is Blowgus? You know what, I do not remember either.