Gigi/Yapper


 * [Lilo goes through a shopping list while Stitch carries the groceries]
 * Lilo: That's it: Eggs, bread, peanut butter... Didn't we buy this stuff two days ago?
 * Stitch: [eats the whole grocery bag] Kinjiju ichay!
 * Lilo: Oh, right. You ate everything.


 * '[Stitch goes crazy after eating a whole barrel full of Kona coffee beans and chugs down water from a fire hydrant]
 * Mertle: Looks like your weird dog needs to go to obedient school.
 * Yuki, Teresa and Elena: YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!
 * Lilo: Stitch is obedient! He just has a problem with coffee. Stitch! Shut it off!
 * [Stitch twists the hydrant and puts the valve back on]
 * Lilo: [notices Mertle's new Shih-Tzu] You have a dog?
 * Mertle: We prefer the term, "fur-person". I found her. Her name is Gigi. She's going to the National Junior Dog Show in Honolulu this weekend.
 * [As Stitch goes near Gigi, she yaps loudly at him]
 * Stitch: Hmmm...
 * Mertle: But you wouldn't know anything about dog shows!
 * Lilo: I know everything about dog shows!
 * [a chomp is heard and Lilo sees that Stitch has swallowed Gigi alive; Mertle screams]
 * Lilo: Stitch! [pulls Gigi out of Stitch's mouth and gives her back to Mertle] Sorry. It's the coffee.
 * Mertle: [gasps] Gigi's clauffeur! [Lilo pull's Gigi's bow out of Stitch's mouth] Found it! [puts the bow back on Gigi]


 * [Jumba and Pleakley agrees to take Lilo to Honolulu to enter in the dog show]
 * Nani: You promise to watch her?
 * Jumba: As if she were precious treasure. Crossing my heart.
 * Pleakley: And I will make sure she brushes her teeth and wears her seatbelt and never talks to rangers!
 * Nani: Strangers!
 * Pleakley: No strangers? But some of the most interesting people to talk to are stran... [Nani glares at him angrily] Right! No strangers!


 * [Gantu gears up to capture another experiment]
 * 625: Hey, going out to capture a useless experiment, huh?
 * Gantu: Useless, perhaps, but this one should be easy.
 * 625: Yeah, right, halibut head! That's what you said about the other two or three dozen!
 * Gantu: Ah, but I have a new strategy: Since the little girl and the abomination always seem one step ahead of me, I'll simply follow them! [laughs but then hears thunder] Ah, thundershower! Hmm, maybe Hämsterviel doesn't need this experiment. He's in jail anyway. How would he find out if...
 * 625: [talking to Hämsterviel] That's exactly what he said, sir: "Maybe Hämsterviel doesn't need this experiment!" [Gantu angrily glares at 625] Don't forget your umbrella!


 * [after the gang land in Honolulu, courtesy of Pleakley's 28 credit cards]
 * Pleakley: At last, the big city.
 * [Stitch runs up to a view of Honolulu and laughs maniacally]
 * Lilo: I know you always wanted to see a big city.
 * Jumba: See big cities? 626 programmed to destroy big cities!
 * Lilo: But he won't, because he wants to be good and help me win the dog show and show Mertle we're not riffraff! Right, Stitch?
 * Stitch: [reluctantly] Mmm-hmm.


 * Registration Lady: Dog's name?
 * Lilo: Stitch.
 * Registration Lady: And what exactly is your dog's breed, dear?
 * Lilo: Blue-furred Extoplasmic Detection Dog. Ancient Egyptians used them to contact their mummy relatives in the underworld.
 * Registration Lady: I don't see any...
 * Lilo: He's very rare. Probably the last of his breed. Only the top dog people really know about them.


 * [Lilo wakes up]
 * Lilo: It's 6:30! We overslept! Stitch, wake up! [pulls out the blanket to see Stitch gone] Oh, no! He went out to destroy the city!
 * Jumba: Ooh! I always wanted to witness that!
 * [they suddenly look behind them to see Stitch has actually left to grab some ice cubes]
 * Stitch: Egata?
 * Lilo: Oh, I thought... Never mind.


 * [Gantu captures Gigi]
 * Mertle: My Gigi!
 * Jumba: My experiment!
 * Pleakley: Your what?!
 * Jumba: Is Experiment 007! Did not to recognize after so many grooming and watch ribbons!
 * Lilo: Gigi... is an experiment?!
 * Jumba: Sure! Very early project. Can lie down, sit, fetch, annoy neighbors with evil shrill bark.


 * [Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley have returned home; Pleakley counts the beauty products he got from Honolulu]
 * Pleakley: Soaps, shampoos, bathrobe, love it! It's just like being there!
 * Nani: [appears with a ton of mail] All the mail is for you, Pleakley. Looks like it's all bills.
 * Pleakley: Bills? What are bills?
 * Nani: Bills are what you owe when you charge on your 28 credit cards!
 * Pleakley: Owe? As in money? Nobody asked for any money. [looks at a bill] Oh, my goodness! Is that a balance due or an intergalactic zip code?! How can they do this to me?! I'm not even a citizen!