Island Adventure

[Open Int. Mask Island]

(Pearl and Garnet walk forward to look out into the ocean.)

Pearl: Are you sure it's here?

Garnet: *puts finger on chin* It was.

Pearl: Do you think it swam away?

Garnet: We'll have to look.

(Steven looks at the ocean.)

Steven: Whoa...

(Amethyst picks Steven up and carries him to the Warp Pad.)

Amethyst: Come on! it's time to go.

Steven: Awww, already?

Steven: *on the Warp Pad to Pearl* Wait, wait, can I warp us back?

Pearl: (Pearl and Garnet smile.) Alright.

Steven: Yes!

(Steven warping the Crystal Gems back.)

[Trans. int. Beach House]

Steven: *gasps happily* I did it! I'm the warp master!

Pearl: You did great.

Garnet: Good job.

(The Gems all look at Amethyst, who shapeshifted her head into a mosquito's.)

Amethyst: *holds head* Steeeeve-

Steven: Waaaaahh!! *faints and falls of Warp Pad*

Pearl: Amethyst! That's not funny!

(Amethyst shapeshifts head back to normal with a smile on her face, looking down at Steven.)

Garnet: It was a little funny.

Pearl: Regardless, we need to warp back out.

Steven: *revives* Can I warp us there?

Garnet: We're going underwater.

Pearl: *smiles worriedly* And you do need air to breathe.

Steven: Then can I tell all my friends I'm the warp master?

Pearl: I guess, but--

(Steven runs out of the house before Pearl can finish her sentence.)

[Trans. int. Big Donut]

Steven: I'm the warp master!

Sadie: *without enthusiasm* That's nice Steven.

Lars: *mumbling in his sleep* *angrily* Steven...

Sadie: You want a donut?

Steven: Chocolate jelly, please.

Sadie: *trying to go over Lars* Eaaaah... *falls on Lars causing them both to fall*

Lars: *wakes up* Wha— huh? Sadie! I like, just got to sleep! Now I have to start all over!

Sadie: Then don't sleep at the counter! I'm trying to work!

Lars: Why don't you not work at the counter when I'm trying to sleep!

(Lars and Sadie arguing in the background.)

Steven: Something is having a bad effect on their relationship... and their customer service.

Sadie: You could get fired!

Lars: Who cares? I'm sick of this place. I wanna go somewhere new.

Steven: *gasps* That's it! I'm the warp master!

Sadie: Yeah, Steven. I know.

Steven: I can take us on vacation! Somewhere warm, and beautiful, and magical. For just the two of you.

(Lars and Sadie look at each other.)

(Steven elbows into the scene.)

Steven: And me!

Sadie: It could be worth a try.

[Trans. Int. Mask Island]

Steven: We're here! Come on, this way!

Lars: This is way too weird. I'm going home.

Steven: No, no follow me! You gotta see it!

Sadie: Come on, Lars! Give it a chance!

Lars: Ugh. Fine, but if it blows, I'm out of here.

[Trans. Int. Island Beach]

Steven: Welcome to paradise!

Sadie: Oh, Steven, it's beautiful.

Lars: It's a beach. WE LIVE ON A BEACH!

Steven: It's a magical beach!

Lars: Is that why my phone has no reception? Why were you even here?

Steven: We came here to look for a dangerous gem creature, that we never found...

Lars: Yup, I'm gone. *walks away*

Sadie: Huh? Lars? Wait, Lars, this could actually be kind of fun!

Lars: If I'm going to be bored out of my mind, and possibly die, I'm gonna go to work, and get paid for it.

(Lars goes back towards the warp pad and can't find it.)

Lars: Okay, where is it?

Steven: What?

Lars: The teleporter thing! Where is it?!

Sadie: Oh it wouldn't disappear, would it?

Steven: No, no, no. Well, maybe.

Lars: What?!

Steven: It's okay! The Gems will come to save us when they see I'm missing! Eventually...

Lars: Steven! How could you do this?! We're stranded!

Sadie: Calm down! Is this really the worst place to be stuck in?

Lars: Ugh, you calm down. I'm gonna find better reception.

Sadie: Well, I think it's amazing, Steven.

Lars: *looking for a signal* Nothing!

Steven: *gasps* Guys! Check it out! I found these rocks that look like pillows!

Sadie: Heh. Good job, Steven.

Lars: My rock is too close to those other rocks.

(Lars moves his rock away from the others and lays down on it.)

Steven: Sadie, I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Sadie: Tell me about it.

Steven: You were gonna love it here soooo much, you'd never want to leave.

Sadie: Don't worry, Lars is just a tough nut. He can't keep up the shtick forever.

Lars: I could do without the audio commentary!

Steven: *sigh* Goodnight, Sadie...

Sadie: Night, Steven.

[Time Skip—next day]

(Sadie and Steven are trying to catch fish on the beach.)

(A fish jumps out of water and Sadie gets startled and tries to catch it, but fails.)

Steven: Any late-lunch-early-dinner yet?

Sadie: *sigh* No luck. What about you?

Steven: Mmm... no.

(Lars walks by.)

Steven: But I can see why, my bait is too adorable to eat. Everything on this island has such a bright happy smile.

(Sadie and Steven look at Lars.)

Lars: Ugh, no signal over here either.

Sadie: Hey! Uh, maybe you should help out! If you wanna eat!

(Lars covers his ears.)

Sadie: Ergh!

(Sadie unintentionally catches three fish out of frustration with her spear.)

Steven: Sadie! We're gonna live!

(Sadie goes over to Lars and holds the fish out to him.)

Sadie: I catch, you cook!

Lars: You ain't the boss of me.

(Sadie grabs Lars's shirt.)

Lars: Whatever.

[Time Skip—night]

(Lars is cooking the newly caught fish and pokes one with a stick.)

Lars: I don't know, looks done to me.

Lars: Ooh! Who's first?

Steven: Me, me, me!

(Lars hands a fish to Steven.)

(Steven stares at the fish with regret.)

Steven: It keeps looking at me!

Lars: Maybe it knows it's your fault for getting us lost.

(Lars hands a fish to Sadie.)

Sadie: Thank you.

(Lars continues to cook fish.)

Steven: *sigh*

(Steven puts a leaf over his fish.)

(Sadie eats her fish.)

Sadie: Mm, mm! Lars, this is really good!

Lars: Hm?

Sadie: You can really cook!

Lars: Heh, fire. Nature's microwave.

(Sadie giggles then Lars chuckles.)

(Steven smiles.)

(Sadie and Lars are still giggling as Steven stands up.)

Steven: Could this night get any better?!

(Steven plays his ukulele and sings Be Wherever You Are.)

[As the song is being sung by Steven, a montage of what the three do on the island is shown]

(They build a hut.)

(Steven and Sadie fish, Lars cooks it.)

(They make necklaces and daisy chains.)

(Lars and Sadie walk down beach, giant fish attacks Sadie & bites her arm - Lars grabs Sadie, trying to pull her out of the fish's grip, Steven comes to help - Lars wraps Sadie's arm in material from his left pants leg.)

(Sadie tries to sleep, Lars rolls over and hugs her, Steven tries to hug Lars and Lars kicks him away.)

[Montage and song end]

[Time Skip—morning]

(Sadie wakes up and Lars isn't with her.)

Sadie: *to Steven* Did you see where Lars went?

Steven: *makes a noise meaning "I don't know"*

(Outside, Lars is on his cell phone again.)

Lars: Hello? Come on. Come on!

(Sadie doesn't look happy to see Lars like this, then she walks up to him.)

Lars: Dumb piece of junk! No bars. No bars! NO BARS! YAAH!

(Lars throws his cell phone into the ocean.)

Sadie: Did that... help?

Lars: No! *sits down angrily* I-It's just... (Lars lifts up head, tears streaming down his face.) What if I never get back home?

Sadie: Oh! You're just really home sick.

Lars: Duh! What'd you think?

Sadie: *smiles a little to Lars* No, It's okay.

Lars: *curls head into knees and sobs*

Sadie: It's okay! We're okay! Steven said the Gems could be coming for us anyday. And, you know... until then, I got your back. *offers a fist bump to Lars*

(Lars strokes Sadie's hand.)

Lars: Sadie... ? *still crying* Do you ever get lonely... even when you're around people... ?

(Sadie nods sadly to Lars.)

(Lars presses his lips into Sadie's. They both moan into the kiss and make out briefly.)

(Steven's voice is heard singing while strumming his ukelele.)

Steven: ♫ Why don't you let yourself just be... ♫

Lars and Sadie in unison: STEVEN?!!

Lars: *annoyed* How long have you been watching us?!

Sadie: Don't you know what privacy is?!

Steven: People walk in and out of my room all the time.

Lars: *hastily wipes away tears* Aaugh! *gets up and walks away* I'm gonna go start on a fire...

Sadie: *looks after Lars with a lovestruck grin* *comes back to senses* Hey, you don't have to go! W-we're kinda on our own schedule here!

[Rumbling, grunting]

(They all scream.)

Lars: What the heck?! *latches on to Sadie protectively*

Sadie: *sighs dreamily*

Steven: *sees a gemstone* It's a... gem?

[Creature growling, roars]

Steven: Aah! *creates a bubble shield* Whoa, whoa, whoa!

All: Ugh!

[Thunder crashes]

Steven: We have to get out of here!

(The three all run away.)

Lars: What was that thing?!

Steven: It must be what the gems were looking for! It never left the island at all! *smiles* It's invisible.

Lars: A big invisible thing is after us?! I-I-I want to go home! *starts to cry hysterically* I wanna go home!

(Sadie holds her face and looks guilty, while Lars begins to cry uncontrollably. With hesitation, Sadie reaches out and grabs Lars, while Lars grabs Steven.)

All: Aaaah!

Sadie: This way!

Lars: *unsurely* Okay...

[Thunder crashes]

(Sadie throws off a pile of leaves to reveal the warp pad.)

Steven: *happily* It's the warp pad!

Sadie: Lars, come on! Let's go home!

(Lars stares at Sadie with a heartbroken expression that turns to an angry one.)

Lars: *angrily* You knew! *wrenches his arm away from Sadie*

Steven: Uh, guys?

Lars: *angrily* It's her fault we've been trapped here! *points at Sadie*

Steven: *shocked* Wha-a-a-a-a-at?!

Sadie: Look, I panicked! I hid the warp pad! You were just gonna leave, but I knew how much you really needed this! *yells* Why don't you ever let me help you?!

Lars: Help me? Are you insane? You trapped me on an island, so you could come on to me! *wraps his arms around himself in a sulking manner*

Sadie: *angrily* Aaaah! *slaps Lars* You kissed me on... *slaps Lars again* the mouth!

Lars: No, I didn't!

(Sadie keeps slapping Lars.)

Steven: Guys, I want to be mad too, but can we do it on the warp pad?!

(Sadie slaps Lars again and Lars falls into a bush and down into a pit of mud.)

Lars: Waaaaah!

Sadie: Lars!

(Sadie and Steven look at the fall site of Lars.)

Sadie: Oh, gosh...

Lars: *groaning*

(Invisible Gem Monster growls and grunts.)

Lars: A-a-aah!

(Sadie slides down and hits the monster.)

Sadie: Raah!

(Invisible Gem Monster hits Sadie and roars. Sadie tries to hit it again but the creature grabs her and throws her away.)

Sadie: Yah! Unh!

Steven: *gasps*

(Steven picks up Sadie's spear.)

Steven: Sadie! *throws spear to Sadie* Use your fish-murdering skills!

(Invisible Gem Monster hits Sadie again. Sadie attacks it and clings to its back.)

Steven: Go, Sadie!

(Sadie pierces the creature through the back, struggling. The creature poofs into a cloud of dust and its gem falls to the ground.)

Sadie: *groaning*

Steven: Oh. Oh, I got this! *bubbles gem* The Gems are gonna be so impressed. We captured a gem all by ourselves!

(Sadie walks toward Lars, who offers a high-five, but Sadie walks past him.)

(All three get on the warp pad.)

Steven: Sadie! You were amazing!

Lars: Yeah... that was really great *places hand on back of head* how you... uh, s-saved me...

Sadie: *coldly* Don't read into it.

Steven: We should do this again sometime.

(All three warp away.)

[END]