Tails in Charge

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Tails in Charge".

[''The episode begins at Dr. Robotnik's fortress, where Robotnik has just finished his latest invention, the Super Supreme Stopper Zapper. He is holding a screwdriver in his left hand and stands up.'']
 * Dr. Robotnik: I've really outdone myself this time! Remind me to award myself "The Medal For Excellence in Supreme Rottenness"!
 * Scratch: Didn't you just give yourself that award last week?
 * Robotnik: Well, make up a better one, then!

[The force of Robotnik's yell pushes Grounder back.]
 * Grounder: Whoa!
 * Robotnik: Because this is inspired wickedness! My Super Supreme Stopper Zapper!
 * Scratch: It sure is super, your meanness.

[Scratch and Grounder walk up to the Stopper Zapper]
 * Grounder: Yeah, uh, really super. I bet it does something really... uh, super?
 * Robotnik: "You dunce-bots! It's more than super! It's the key to finally getting rid of that fetid little hedgehog! Watch!

[''Robotnik turns the handle, and the Stopper Zapper activates. The sattelite points at Scratch.'']
 * Scratch: No-ho-ho-ho!

[''Scratch tries to run away, but the Stopper Zapper zaps him, turning him to stone. Robotnik and Grounder run up to him.'']
 * Robotnik: He's stopper zapped! His molecules frozen in place, so he can't move, think, or run!

[''Grounder rolls up to Scratch. He waves his left hand in front of his face, then uses the same hand to squeeze Scratch's face. He then pulls on Scratch's wattle with the same hand.'']
 * Grounder: Heh heh heh heh heh!

[''Grounder pulls on Scratch's wattle with his left hand and runs his right drill through it. He then lets go.'']
 * Grounder: Whoa! This really is great! Nothing can wake him?
 * Robotnik: Nothing!

[''Grounder turns his left drill into a feather duster, which he uses to tickle Scratch's face with. He then turns the feather duster into a fire hose, which he holds with his right hand and sprays Scratch with.'']
 * Grounder: Heh heh heh heh heh!

[Grounder turns the fire hose back into his left drill and his right drill into a mallet, which he hits Scratch with, but it bounces off him and hits him on his head.]
 * Grounder: It's b-b-b-b-brilliant, D-d-d-doctor, but how d-d-d-does z-zapping Scratch get rid of the he-he-hedgehog?
 * Robotnik: You metallic moron! You're gonna use it to zap Sonic!

[Robotnik turns the handle on the stopper zapper, which zaps Scratch back to normal.
 * Scratch: Oooh, achoo! Oh, oh-ho-ho-ho!

[Scratch jumps frantically, holding his head with both hands.]
 * Scratch: Oh oh oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, my head hurts! I'm all wet! What happened?
 * Grounder: Bad dream?

[As Scratch picks Grounder up by his neck with his left hand, Robotnik pushes the Stopper Zapper towards Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: Take this and find Sonic. I want him here by suppertime!
 * Grounder: By suppertime? How's Sonic gonna eat if he can't move?

[Robotnik grabs Grounder by his nose with his right hand and pulls him away.]
 * Grounder: Ouch!

[Robotnik then grabs Scratch by his beak with his right hand and pulls him away.]
 * Scratch: Whaaa!

[Scratch and Grounder are now standing behind the Stopper Zapper's controls.]
 * Robotnik: Get out of here, and bring me that hedgehog!

[Robotnik pushes the Stopper Zapper with his butt, making it roll away.]
 * Scratch: You are so dumb!
 * Grounder: What? What? What'd I say?

[''The Stopper Zapper crashes through the wall, creating a giant hole. The screen then transitions to the next scene, where Grounder is standing atop a sign that says, WORLD'S LARGEST CHILI DOG, which he is hammering down with a hammer he has turned his right drill into.'']
 * Grounder: See? I'm not so dumb! This plan is perfect.

[Grounder turns his hammer back into his right drill and rolls off the sign.]
 * Grounder: When Sonic stops to check out the chili dog sign, I shoot him with my slingshot, which knocks him into that rock over there,

[Grounder turns his drills into hands.]
 * Grounder: That's when you zap him with the Super Supreme Stopper Zapper! Huh? Hey, look! He's coming! Hide!

[''Scratch and Grounder run away. Scratch runs towards the boulder, pulling the Stopper Zapper with his right hand, and Grounder hides behind his slingshot, which has a boulder loaded in it. He pulls it back.'']
 * Grounder: Oh, boy! Dr. Robotnik's gonna be so proud of me!

[Sonic and Tails, the latter of whom is riding a green skateboard with a pink stripe down the middle, run up to the sign, creating a cloud of dust, which clears.]
 * Sonic: The world's largest chili dog! I gotta see this!
 * Grounder: Not today, hedgehog.

[''Just then, a bird flies down and lands on Grounder's boulder. He dances on it.'']
 * Grounder: Shoo! Shoo!

[''Grounder lets go of the slingshot and climbs onto the boulder. The bird flies away, and the slingshot launches the boulder, with Grounder on top.'']
 * Grounder: Yeow-how!
 * Sonic: Let's check it out, Tails! We're up, over...

[''Sonic spins and Tails flies into the air just in time to avoid getting hit by Grounder's boulder. They land on the ground.'']
 * Sonic: And... what was that?

[''Grounder's boulder crashes into Scratch's, creating a gravestone that says, RIP. A flower rises out of the gravestone, then turns into the Stopper Zapper's sattelite, which fires at Sonic.'']
 * Tails: Watch it, Sonic!
 * Sonic: [screams]

[''Sonic runs out of the way just in time to avoid getting zapped. The Stopper Zapper fires at him and Tails, and Sonic grabs Tails by his left arm with his right hand and runs away just in time to avoid getting zapped. This happens twice more.'']
 * Tails: Those beams are weird!

[Sonic and Tails jump into the air just in time to avoid getting zapped.]
 * Sonic: Yeah, and I don't want to stick around to find out what they do!

[''Sonic spins away, with Tails flying behind him, carrying his skateboard with both hands. Scratch pokes his head out from under the rubble.'']
 * Scratch: Aw, blasted hedgehog!
 * Grounder: Aw, we didn't get him, did we?

[''Grounder's robocom phone rings. He opens his chest compartment with his right hand and pulls out his robocom phone with the same hand.'']
 * Grounder: He...
 * Robotnik [heard over the phone]: Have you captured Sonic yet?
 * Scratch: Oh, tell him we almost had him!
 * Grounder: Almost, sir!

[Robotnik yells through Grounder's robocom phone, which has now gained a mouth.]
 * Robotnik [heard over the phone]: Almost?!

[Robotnik is in his fortress, holding his phone in his left hand and bouncing on his butt furiously.]
 * Robotnik: What kind of nincompoops are you?!
 * Grounder: Uh, what kind of nincompoops are we?

[Scratch swats Grounder with his left hand.]
 * Grounder: Ugh!

[Scratch grabs Grounder's robocom phone with his left hand.]
 * Scratch: Ahem. Sir, I've got a foolproof plan. This time, we'll get him, my way!

[''Back at his fortress, Robotnik is wearing a chef's hat and an apron that says, KING OF THE 'CUE. He is holding the phone in his left hand and a barbecue fork in his right.'']
 * Robotnik: If you don't, I'll melt you down, my way!

[''Next to robotnik is a giant stewpot that says, ROBOT MELTING POT. Inside the pot, the head of a robot resembling the Tin Man from "The Wizard of Oz" melts into it. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic runs up to a hill, holding his stomach with both his hands.'']
 * Sonic: Now I'm really hankerin' for a chili dog!

[Tails rides his skateboard up to Sonic, holding his stomach with his left hand.]
 * Tails: Me, too.

[Tails stares in shock and gasps.]
 * Tails: Hey, Sonic! Look!

[''Tails grabs Sonic's left arm with his right hand, then puts his right arm over Sonic's back as he points to a sign with his left index finger. The sign says, '''ALL YOU CAN EAT! FREE CHILI DOGS!'''. Tails jumps excitedly, while Sonic gives a suspicious glare.]''
 * Tails: All you can eat? Free chili dogs? Come on, Sonic! Let's go!

[Tails pulls on Sonic's left arm with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: It's a trap, Tails.
 * Tails: It is?
 * Sonic: Yeah. But what the heck? What's a chili dog without heaps of cheese, and onions, and spiced with plenty of danger? Let's speed, keed!

[''Sonic and Tails run down the road towards the chili dog stand. At the stand, which is in front of a sign that says,HOT CHILI DOGS, Grounder is wearing a chef's hat and an apron that says, I ♥ Robotnik as Scratch is speaking to him through a hole in the sign.'']
 * Scratch: D'oh, for the 20th time, you serve Sonic the chili dog real slow, so I have plenty of time to zap him with the Stopper Zapper! You got it now?
 * Grounder: Um...
 * Scratch: Grounder, you're as dumb as a rock!
 * Grounder: Metamorphic, igneous, or sedimentary?
 * Scratch: Ignoramius!

[Scratch pulls his beak back and puts his arms through the hole in the sign, which are carrying a boulder, which he tosses onto Grounder's head.]
 * Grounder: Ugh!

[Stars spin around Grounder's head, until Scratch swats the boulder off with his right hand.]
 * Grounder: Ugh!

[Scratch points with his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: Look! Someone's coming!

[Sonic and Tails run up the hill, seeing the chili dog stand in the distance.]
 * Sonic: Stay low, little bro!
 * Tails: Okay, but watch out for that weird beam thing.
 * Sonic: Don't worry about me; I'm way way way too fast for them!
 * Tails: All right!

[Sonic gives Tails a low-four with both his hands, then runs up to the chili dog stand, disguised as a chili dog inspector, and holding a clipboard in his right hand.]
 * Sonic: I'm the Mobius chili dog inspector, have to check the level of chili in your chili dogs.

[''Grounder removes the lid on the chili pot with his right drill. Sonic sniffs the chili, then his nose flops.'']
 * Sonic: Hey! Not hot enough! Sorry pal, I'm gonna have to shut you down!

[''Sonic holds the clipboard in his left hand and a pencil in his right as he writes in the clipboard. Grounder turns his drills into hands.'']
 * Grounder: Huh? Oh, no! Please!

[''Sonic winks with his right eye, then reaches into his coat with his left hand and pulls out a can that says, VERY HOT CHILI, which even has a skull and crossbones on it. He hands it to Grounder with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: Here, quick! Dump this in before anyone notices.

[Grounder grabs the can with his right hand.]
 * Grounder: Hey, thanks a lot, that's really nice of you!

[''Grounder grunts as he opens the can with his left hand. He pours the chili into the pot, then is holding a hot dog in his left hand, which he dips into the chili pot, and hands to Sonic, who holds out his right hand like a stop sign.'']
 * Sonic: You're the cook, you first!
 * Grounder: Okay!

[Grounder shoves the chili dog into his mouth with his right hand.]
 * Grounder: Oh, no!

[''Grounder's cheeks expand, then burst. His burst cheeks make him look and act like a dog, complete with the words, BOW WOW appearing above him.'']
 * Grounder: Woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof!

[Grounder turns into a cat, complete with the word, MYOWWW appearing near him.]
 * Grounder: Meow! Meow!

[A stream of chili emits from Grounder's neck, pushing his head above it.]
 * Grounder: Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh! Meow!
 * Sonic: That good, huh?

[''Sonic runs up to the hot dog stand and opens it with his right hand. He pulls out two hot dogs with his left hand, and is now holding a can of regular chili in his right. He pours the chili onto the hot dogs, then runs back up the hill as Grounder shoots into the air like a rocket, then explodes, creating a cloud of grey dust, complete with the word, BOOP. Grounder falls back down.'']
 * Grounder: Whoa! Ugh!

[''A crater forms near the sign, which is now in pieces. Grounder rolls out of the crater, with the Stopper Zapper, which is being controlled by Scratch, chasing him. The Stopper Zapper zaps, with Grounder just narrowly missing it.'']
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho! Oh! Oh!
 * Grounder: Shut it off, Scratch!
 * Scratch: I can't, it's stuck!

[The Stopper Zapper zaps behind Grounder.]
 * Grounder: Ow!

[''Sonic lands near Tails, holding a chili dog in each hand. He gives the one in his left hand to Tails.'']
 * Sonic: I brought you a dog, good buddy! Not quite as spicy as the one Grounder got a hold of.
 * Tails: Yum!

[''Tails puts the chili dog in his mouth. It is halfway in, when Tails notices the Stopper Zapper approaching them, which he points to with his left index finger.'']
 * Tails [in a muffled voice]: Sonic! Watch out!
 * Sonic: Let's blow this chili stand!

[Sonic runs away, carrying Tails in his left arm, but leaving Tails' skateboard behind.' They get out of the way just in time to avoid being zapped.]
 * Tails: Wait! My skateboard!

[Tails pulls Sonic's left arm away from him, setting him free.]
 * Sonic: [screams]

[Tails runs after his skateboard, which rolls toward the Stopper Zapper.]
 * Sonic: Tails, no!

[''Sonic runs after Tails. The Stopper Zapper zaps at Tails, who is now holding his skateboard in both hands. Sonic pushes Tails out of the way with both hands just in time to avoid having him get zapped.'']
 * Tails: Ugh!
 * Sonic: [screams]

[The Stopper Zapper's sattelite casts its shadow over Sonic and zaps him.]
 * Sonic: [screams] Oh, no! I'm turning into... stone!

[''Sure enough, Sonic does turn to stone. Tails runs up to him and pulls on his right arm with his left hand.'']
 * Tails: Sonic, come on! Lets hit it!

[The petrified Sonic falls over.]
 * Tails: Sonic? Sonic, come on! Let's get going!

[Back at the Stopper Zapper's controls,, Scratch pulls the lever, turning the Stopper Zapper off.]
 * Scratch: Ugh!

[Scratch walks up to Tails, whom Grounder is now near Tails covers his eyes with his hands, then turns to Grounder, with a tear emitting from his left eye.]
 * Grounder: He's not going anywhere, fuzz face, cept' back to Dr. Robotnik's lab! Who knows? Maybe he'll turn your buddy into a footstool!

[Scratch puts his right hand on Grounder's right shoulder, and Grounder puts his left drill on Scratch's left shoulder; both laugh]
 * Tails: Nobody's turning Sonic into a footstool!

[Tails tries to push the petrified Sonic away, but Scratch grabs him by his tails with his left hand.]
 * Tails: Whoa!
 * Scratch: Out of the way, brat!

[Scratch tosses Tails aside.]
 * Tails: Yeow!

[Tails lands with a crash.]
 * Tails: Ugh!
 * Grounder: Oh, I can't wait to see what Dr. Robotnik gives me for bagging that hedgehog!
 * Scratch: You? You couldn't bag groceries! Give him to me!

[''Scratch swats at Grounder with both his hands. Tails get back up as Scratch and Grounder argue with each other.'']
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: No way! He's mine!

[Tails stares in shock.]
 * Tails: [screams]

[Tails runs towards Scratch and Grounder, who are now pulling the petrified Sonic back and forth.]
 * Scratch: D'oh, give him here, toaster brain! Ugh!
 * Grounder: Oh, trying to trick me with flattery, are you? Well, it won't work! No way I'm giving him up!
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: Yeah, you are!

[Scratch in Grounder stare at Tails, who is now behind the controls of the Stopper Zapper.]
 * Grounder: Oh, no!

[Grounder tries to roll away, but Tails zaps him with the stopper zapper, turning him to stone.]
 * Tails: I got one!

[Tails pulls on the handle to the Stopper Zapper, which won't turn.]
 * Tails: Ugh!

[''The handle finally does turn, too fast. Tails falls.'']
 * Tails: Oof!

[Tails looks up at the handle, which is spinning out of control.]
 * Tails: Oh, no!

[The handle springs out and hits Tails on the head, knocking him over.]
 * Tails: Ugh!

[The Stopper Zapper zaps Grounder again, turning him back to normal.]
 * Grounder: I'm free! Ha ha! I'm free!
 * Scratch: Come on, let's get the runt! Bwahaha!

[Scratch and Grounder run towards Tails, who tries to zap them again, but misses every time.]
 * Tails: Uh-oh! Here I go!

[Tails jumps back on his skateboard, using his tails as a rotor to push it along.]
 * Tails: I gotta get Sonic!

[Tails skates past Scratch and Grounder, and picks up the petrified Sonic with both hands and places him in front of him on his skateboard.]
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: Hey hey! Bring him back!
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: Yeah, runt!

[Scratch and Grounder run back to the Stopper Zapper.]
 * Grounder: Come back here!

[Grounder pulls the lever, turning the Stopper Zapper on.]
 * Scratch: Hey, hey hey!

[''Scratch swats at Grounder with his right hand. Grounder turns the Stopper Zapper off.'']
 * Scratch: Stop shooting! If you hit Sonic, you'll unfreeze him!

Grounder: Huh? [''Tails skates away, taking the petrified Sonic with him. Grounder's robocom phone rings again.'']
 * Grounder: Uhh...
 * Scratch: It's Dr. Robotnik!
 * Grounder: Oh, we're in big trouble! Uh, let's pretend nobody's home!
 * Scratch: You don't have to pretend, stupid.

[Scratch hits Grounder on the head with his left fist.]
 * Scratch: Nobody is home! Now pick up the phone!

[''Grounder turns his right drill into a hand, which he uses to open his chest compartment and pull out his robocom phone. Robotnik yells at them through the phone, which has a mouth again.'']
 * Robotnik [heard over the phone]: What's going on? Have you caught Sonic yet? You'll be lawn furniture if you don't answer me this instant!

[''Grounder turns his left drill into a hand, which he muffles the phone with. He then hands the phone to Scratch.'']
 * Scratch: It's for you.

[Scratch picks up the phone with his left hand.]
 * Robotnik [heard over the phone]: Idiots! Answer me! Where are you? Have you captured that hedgehog? What are you doing?

[''Meanwhile, Tails pants heavily as he rolls past a factory, and up to a hill, where a pile of logs is neatly stacked. He looks back, and sees that Scratch and Grounder are running up the hill after him.'']
 * Tails: Oh, no! Badniks! I gotta go!

[Tails pushes his skateboard away as Scratch and Grounder reach the top of the hill.]
 * Scratch: There he is! Give it up, runt!
 * Tails: No way, dumb clucks!

[Tails swats the log pile with his tails, causing the logs to roll down the hill, and chase after Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Whoa!

[The first log flattens Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Tails: Yes!

[''Tails runs back to his skateboard, and rolls towards the factory, taking the petrified Sonic with him. Dr. Robotnik is floating towards him, standing in his Egg-o-Matic hovercraft, and holding a megaphone in his left hand.'']
 * Robotnik: Stop, you little two-tailed runt! I want that hedgehog!

[''As Tails rolls through the factory, he looks back at Robotnik, then forward. He gasps, then jumps into a pipe with his skateboard and the petrified Sonic. Robotnik flies in after him, but his Egg-o-Matic is too big to fit in the pipe, and he falls out of it.'']
 * Robotnik: Ow!

[''Robotnik lands on the ground in front of the pipe, with stars spinning around his head. Tails rolls out of a manhole cover with the petrified Sonic, then stops when he sees Scratch and Grounder.'']
 * Tails: Uh-oh!

[Scratch and Grounder turn around, and Scratch points to Tails with his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: There he is!

[''Tails turns around and rolls away. He rolls to the outside of the buildings, until he comes to a dead-end.'']
 * Tails: No way out!

[''Tails turns around and gasps as Scratch and Grounder run right past the alley where he is. Tails sees a door, and pulls on it.'']
 * Tails: Ugh! Ugh!

[''Tails pulls the door open, then rolls the petrified Sonic inside. He shuts the door, and turns the handle shut. He then looks out the window as Scratch and Grounder look in the alley, then run away.'']
 * Tails: Whoa! That was a close one.

[Tails rolls the petrified Sonic up to the office.]
 * Tails: Maybe we could hang in here.

[''Tails opens the office door and rolls Sonic into the office. He then waves his left hand in front of the petrified Sonic, who just stays still.'']
 * Tails: Boo!

[Again, Sonic just stays still.]
 * Tails: I guess you need that weird zapper machine.

[Tails puts his left hand on Sonic's right shoulder.]
 * Tails: Okay, big bro! I'll do whatever it takes to get you awake again, even busting into Robotnik's fortress! Deal?

[''Sonic still stands still. Tails pulls his skateboard away, causing Sonic to fall over.'']
 * Tails: Deal! You just lay there and have a nice, comfy snooze, while I take care of everything. Okay? Okay?

[Tails runs up to the door and opens it.]
 * Scratch [heard offscreen: Hold it right there, brat!
 * Tails: [screams]

[Scratch and Grounder run towards the door, which Tails shuts.
 * Scratch [heard offscreen]: Oh-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Oh! Oh!

[Scratch and Grounder slide backwards.]
 * Scratch: Ooh!
 * Grounder: Ugh!

[Scratch and Grounder pound on the door, which Tails is struggling to keep shut.]
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: Give up, pipsqueak!
 * Tails: No way, metalheads!

[Tails runs back to Sonic.]
 * Tails: I've got some good news and some bad news; the good news is, I don't have to go to Dr. Robotnik's fortress.

[Scratch and Grounder continue banging on the door.]
 * Tails: The bad news is, we're trapped! [screams]

[''The force of the next pound causes a picture frame in the office to become crooked and fall, as a cabinet also falls, creating a cloud of dust. The screen fades to black. In the next scene, the entire factory rumbles. Tails walks over to the window and looks out it.'']
 * Tails: What was that?

[''Outside the Factory, Scratch and Grounder are driving a tank with a big red left fist on the front. They back it up.'']
 * Tails [Heard offscreen] Look at that tank! Now they'll get in for sure!

[Scratch and Grounder drive the tank forwards, ramming the factory and knocking Tails down.]
 * Tails: [screams]

[''A ceiling light falls on Tails. He pushes the light off.'']
 * Tails: Ugh!

[''Tails shakes his head horizontally. He then runs in place, grabs the petrified Sonic, and runs towards a cabinet. He opens the door with his left hand and runs inside with the petrified Sonic. He then shuts the door with his left hand, and places the petrified Sonic near some coats.'']
 * Tails: Sure wish you could talk to me, old buddy.

[''The factory rumbles again. A green coat falls on tails and a helmet falls on Sonic. The helmet and the band of the left sleeve of the coat both have the initials, MP written on them in red letters.'']
 * Tails: Maybe, it just might work!

[''Tails pulls the helmet off Sonic with his right hand and runs away. Outside the factory, Scratch and Grounder back the tank up, then ram right through the factory doors. They then ram through the rest of the factory, tearing its machinery to pieces, then breaking through a wall. The tank is now out of control.'']
 * Grounder: Stop! Scratch, stop!

[The tank rams into another machine, and Scratch and Grounder fly out of it.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Yeow-how-how!

[Scratch and Grounder fly into a wall, and Grounder's head falls off.]
 * Grounder: Ugh!
 * Scratch: Oh-ho!

[Grounder picks up his head, puts it on backwards, and turns it around.]
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: Should have worn your seatbelts, fellas. It's gonna cost you!

Grounder: Huh? [Tails is now standing next to Scratch and Grounder (the former of whom has a badly bent beak), wearing the coat and helmet from the locker.]
 * Grounder: Oh, uh, sorry, officer. Uh, we forgot.

[''Scratch nods his head wearily. Tails' tails are now hidden behind the coat as Tails holds a pen in his right hand and a notebook in his left, as he writes in the notebook. The hemlet falls over his eyes, and he pushes it back up with his left hand.'']
 * Tails: Well, you'll have two, maybe three years in Mobius jail to think about it.
 * Scratch [in a muffled voice]: What?

[Scratch grunts as he pulls on his beak, straightening it back to normal.]
 * Scratch: That's ridiculous!

[Tails continues writing in the notebook.]
 * Tails: Driving a vehicle over the speed limit inside a building, that's gonna cost you, too!
 * Grounder: Oh, no! How much for that?
 * Tails: Five, maybe ten years.

[''Tails scratches his head with his right hand as his Tails push the coat down, exposing themselves. Scratch is now behind Tails, and Tails gulps as Scratch picks him up by the back of the coat's collar with his left hand.'']
 * Grounder: Scratch! He's an officer!

[Scratch turns Tails around to show Grounder his two tails.]
 * Scratch: Ever see an officer with two tails?

[''Scratch flicks the helmet off Tails with his right index finger. Tails now has a nervous grin on his face, and Grounder gasps.'']
 * Grounder: The fox brat! I knew that.
 * Scratch: You did not! Without me, you don't know anything!

[''As Scratch talks to Grounder, Tails grunts as he struggles to get out of the coat. He eventually does, and runs away. Scratch turns around and stares in shock.'']
 * Scratch: Hey, come back here, you dippy little runt!

[''Scratch and Grounder run after Tails, who runs back into the office and shuts the door with his left hand. He looks out the window, which Scratch and Grounder run right past.'']
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: Okay, you little creep!

[Tails stares in shock]
 * Tails: Yeow!
 * Grounder [heard offscreen]: Give up, before we have to do something real bad to you!

[Tails ducks as Grounder rolls up to the window, with Scratch following behind.]
 * Grounder: We'll find you, even if we have to search every inch of this place!

[Scratch smacks the back of Grounder's head with his right hand.]
 * Scratch: I got a better idea! Come here!

[Scratch grabs Grounder by the back of his collar with his right hand and pulls him away.]
 * Grounder: [screams]

[Tails gets back up.]
 * Tails: It's hopeless, but I gotta do something.

[Tails flies out of the office and above Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Scratch [whispering]: The fuzzball's gotta be hungry, right? Let's make him come to us! Bwahaha!
 * Grounder: Ha ha ha! Do you know what kind of chance that pint-sized pip-squeak has against two smash and squash robots like us?
 * Tails: Nobody calls me a pip-squeak and gets away with it!

[''Tails flies away, with his tails being used as a transition to the next scene. Tails looks behind one of the factory's machines, and flies above Scratch, who is building a giant mousetrap, and holding a hammer in his right hand, which he uses to hammer the nails with. Grounder rolls up to the trap, carrying a spring in his arms, which he sets down in the middle. Grounder rolls away, with Tails flying behind him the entire time. Grounder rolls up to a giant mousetrap bar and turns his drills into hands, which he uses to pick up the bar with. He turns around and rolls back to the trap, but stops to look behind him. Tails turns around so that Grounder can't see him, then Grounder continues rolling up to the trap. Grounder holds one end of the bar with both his hands, and Scratch holds the other end with both his hands. The bar is fastened into place, and Grounder tries to pull it back to the hook, but it goes off and flings him to the other end.'']
 * Grounder: Ugh!

[''Tails flies away. The screen then transitions to the next scene, where Tails walks up to a sandbag and a roped winch.'']
 * Tails: These guys think just cause I'm a kid, that I'm a pushover!

[''Tails grabs the rope with both his hands and unwinds it from the winch. He ties one end to the sandbag, and holds the other end with both hands and flies it over a pipe. He then ties the other end to another pipe, then pushes a barrel with a plank of wood under the sandbag, which resembles a seesaw. He flies away, towards five oil tanks, turning the valves on each, and making them pour oil onto the floor. He flies away, then in the next scene, he ties two more sandbags onto the pipe, next to the first one. He flies down to the rope the first sandbag is tied to, and pulls on it with both his hands. The sandbag is lifted up, and he continues pulling the rope and sets it down in front of the oil. He gives a thumbs-up with his left hand, and flies to a machine with a loose spring. He pulls heavily on the spring with both hands.'']
 * Tails: Ugh!

[''The spring comes out of the machine, and Tails sets it down near one end of the plank of wood. He flies away, then pushes a chute near the seesaw.'']
 * Tails: These dumbots aren't gonna know what hit em!

[''Back at the mousetrap, Scratch is now holding a chili dog in his right hand, and sets it down on the trigger. Grounder rolls up to the mousetrap, carrying hay in his arms.'']
 * Grounder: Aw, poor little sucker! He doesn't have a chance!

[Grounder sets the hay down on the mousetrap, and he and Scratch cover it with hay.]
 * Scratch: Just the way we like it!
 * Grounder: Yeah!

[''Scratch and Grounder run away, laughing. Unknown to them, Tails is flying above the trap.'']
 * Tails [whispering]: Laugh away, bolt-brains, while you still can!

[Scratch and Grounder are now hiding behind a machine, and peer out from it.]
 * Scratch: Okay, let's get him! Oh, Tails! We feel kind of sorry for you. Such a little fella, you must be so hungry!

[Unknown to Scratch and Grounder, Tails is hiding behind the machine on the opposite end.]
 * Scratch: We got you a chili dog! We won't try to catch you, we just though you'd like something to eat!

[''Scratch and Grounder hide back behind the machine and giggle. Tails peers out from the machine on the opposite end.'']
 * Tails: Gee, I am really hungry. That's really nice of you guys!
 * Grounder: He's falling for it! He's falling for it!

[''Tails runs up to the trap, carrying a broom in both hands. He slams the broom onto the floor, making it sound like the mousetrap went off.'']
 * Tails: Oh! Oh!

[Scratch and Grounder peer out from behind the machine.]
 * Scratch: We got him!

[''Scratch and Grounder run towards the trap. The trigger lets go of the bar, which hits Scratch's right foot.'']
 * Scratch: Yeow-how-how-how-how!

[Grounder rolls into Scratch.]
 * Grounder: Ooof!

[''Tails picks up the chili dog with both hands and puts it in his mouth. He then holds it in his right hand as he rubs his stomach with his left.'']
 * Tails: Mmmm! Good! Thanks for the dog, guys!

[Tails runs away as Scratch falls onto the trap.]
 * Scratch: Ow-how-how! Grounder, what are you waiting for? Get him!

[Grounder gets back up and rolls after Tails, who is holding the chili dog in both his hands.]
 * Grounder: You think you're real smart, don't you, fuzz-head?
 * Tails: I don't think so, I know so! You're not running too well, slow-mo! Maybe you need an oil change.

[Grounder slips on the oil.]
 * Grounder: Whoa!

[Grounder lands on one end of the seesaw.]
 * Grounder: Ugh!

[Tails is standing on the machine near the seesaw, holding rope cutters in his hands.]
 * Tails: And some new shock absorbers!

[Tails cuts the rope with the cutters, sending the sandbag down, which lands on the other end of the seesaw and launches Grounder into the air.]
 * Grounder: [screams]

[Grounder lands on the spring and bounces off it.]
 * Grounder: Whoa!

[Scratch runs up to the oil and slips on it.]
 * Scratch: Yeow-how-how-how-how-how!

[Tails is holding the chili dog in is right hand and the rope in his left.]
 * Tails: Dingbot number two.

[''Tails pulls on the rope and takes a bite out of the chili dog. Scratch trips on the rope and lands on the seesaw.'']
 * Scratch: Ow-how-how! Oof!

[''Grounder lands on Scratch. The force of Grounder's impact causes the seesaw to launch the sandbag into the air, and land on them, breaking them into pieces. They even have Xs in their eyes.'']
 * Scratch and Grounder: Ooof! Oh!

[Scratch and Grounder pant heavily, then Tails flies up to them, holding the chili dog in his left hand.]
 * Tails: You guys give up?
 * Scratch and Grounder: No!
 * Tails: Don't say I didn't warn you!

[''Tails shoves the chili dog into his mouth and swallows it. He then flies up to the two sandbags and cuts the rope, releasing them. The two sandbags land on the other end of the seesaw, causing it to launch Scratch and Grounder into the air.'']
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Whoa!

[Scratch and Grounder land in the chute and slide down it.]
 * Grounder: Help!
 * Scratch: Look out!

[Tails flies up to the middle of the chute, holding the rope cutters in both his hands, which he cuts to supports to the middle of the chute with.]
 * Tails: Sayonara, sucker-bots!

[Scratch and Grounder fall down the chute.]
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: [screams]

[Scratch and Grounder land on a conveyor belt, once again, in pieces.]
 * Scratch: Oh-ho-ho-ho!
 * Grounder: Oh!

[Scratch and Grounder pant heavily, and Tails flies up to them.]
 * Tails: You guys give up?
 * Scratch: D'oh! Never!
 * Tails: You'll be sorry!

[''Tails flies away as Grounder's robocom phone rings. Grounder turns his left drill into a hand and pulls his robocom phone out with it..'']
 * Grounder: Hello?

[Back in his fortress, Robotnik is holding the phone in his left hand.]
 * Robotnik: Have you caught them yet?
 * Grounder: Well, uh, to tell you the truth...

[''Scratch reaches for the phone with his left hand. He grabs it from Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: Oh, we're gonna use the Stopper Zapper on the little fox, Doctor!
 * Robotnik: Whatever it takes! Just get me Sonic!

[''Robotnik hangs up the phone. Tails peers from behind a machine.'']
 * Tails: Yes!

[''Tails runs away. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Tails pushes his skateboard with the petrified Sonic standing on it, out of the cabinet.'']
 * Tails: They fell for it, Sonic! Those rustbucket robots are gonna bring the Stopper Zapper here!

[''Tails pushes his skateboard with the petrified Sonic standing on it out of the office and near a machine with a mirror on it. The sunlight reflects off the mirror and shines in Tails' eyes.'']
 * Tails: Boy, that sunlight's bright! Wait a sec! That's it! Hang ten, old friend, we'll have you zipping around Mobius in no time!

[''Tails grabs his right tail with his right hand and uses it to wipe the mirror with. Not far away, Scratch and Grounder push the Stopper Zapper through the hole in the wall their tank made earlier.'']
 * Scratch: Okay, where could that little brat be?
 * Tails [heard offscreen]: You mean me, chicken lips?

[Tails is seen flying near a pillar, and waving with his right hand.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Huh?

[Scratch and Grounder fight over the controls.]
 * Scratch: That brat's gonna get it!
 * Grounder: I want him!
 * Scratch: He's mine!

[''Scratch pulls the lever with his left hand. The Stopper Zapper taps toward Tails.'']
 * Tails: [screams]

[''Tails flies out of the way, and the Stopper Zapper zaps the pillar. Tails flies behind the mirror.'']
 * Tails: Okay, Sonic, here comes your wake-up call.

[Tails peers from behind the mirror.]
 * Tails: Yoo-hoo! Stupid-bots! Over here!

[''Scratch and Grounder attack each other, then turn their attention to Tails. Scratch grabs the lever with both hands, and Grounder jumps on his back.''
 * Scratch: Oh, mine! Oh, he's mine!
 * Grounder: No, he's mine!

[''Scratch pulls the lever, which zaps the mirror that Tails now ducks behind. The ray bounces off the mirror and zaps Sonic, turning him back to normal. Tails walks up to him.'']
 * Tails: You feel okay, Sonic?

[Sonic scratches his head with his right hand.]
 * Sonic: Oh, I feel great, best buddy! What's happening?
 * Tails: The badniks zapped you with their Stopper Zapper.

[Scratch and Grounder turn the Stopper Zapper counter-clockwise.]
 * Scratch: Now where'd he go?
 * Sonic [heard offscreen]: You mean me, junk-bots?

[Scratch and Grounder turn the Stopper Zapper clockwise and look at each other in shock.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Sonic?

[Sonic runs around the Stopper Zapper clockwise, causing Scratch and Grounder to spin it enough to make them dizzy.]
 * Scratch: Ugh!
 * Grounder: Whoa-ho-ho! I'm getting dizzy.

[Sonic, disguised as a repairman, runs up to Scratch and taps his left shoulder with his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: This might help.

[''Sonic jumps onto the top of the Stopper Zapper and bents the satellite downwards, so the sattelite is now pointing at the Stopper Zapper. He then jumps off the Stopper Zapper, and waves at Scratch and Grounder with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: Try that!

[Sonic walks away as Scratch waves at him with his left hand.]
 * Scratch: Gee, thanks!

[Sonic runs clockwise again, and Scratch and Grounder spin the Stopper Zapper to follow him again.]
 * Scratch and Grounder: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

[''Scratch pulls the lever with both his hands. The Stopper Zapper zaps itself, turning itself to stone.'']
 * Scratch and Grounder: [both scream]
 * Scratch: The Stopper Zapper stopped itself!
 * Grounder: I'll fix it!

[''Grounder turns his drills into mallets and hits the Stopper Zapper with them repeatedly. The Stopper Zapper explodes, complete with the word, KABOOM, and the explosion launches Scratch and Grounder into the air.'']
 * Grounder: Whoa!
 * Scratch: Wha-ha-ha-hoo!

[Robotnik walks in through the hole in the wall.]
 * Robotnik: Scratch? Grounder? Where are you nincompoops? Come here this instant!

[Scratch and Grounder fall and land on Robotnik.]
 * Scratch: Oh-ho!
 * Grounder: Ooof!

[''Tails flies up to a control panel. He pulls a lever with both his hands. An alarm sounds, and a red light flashes as several claws attached to chains move up and down. One of them grabs Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: Oh-ho-ho-ho!
 * Robotnik and Grounder: [both scream]
 * Scratch: D'oh, put us down, fuzzballs!
 * Robotnik: Put us down this instant!
 * Tails: Okay, whatever you say!

[''Tails, who is now holding the lever in his left hand, presses the button on top with his left thumb. The claw releases Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder.'']
 * Scratch: Yeow-how-how-how-how-how!
 * Grounder: [screams]
 * Robotnik: [screams]

[''Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder land in a bin full of cement. They all cough violently, and sparks and smoke emit from Scratch and Grounder. The smoke activates the fire sprinkler system, which sprays them from above.'']
 * Robotnik: [yells] The fire sprinkler system! I want out of here this minute!

[Sonic and Tails are now standing next to the bin, which says, QUICK DRYING CEMENT.]
 * Sonic: Don't count on it, Doctor! Take a look what you're standing in!
 * Robotnik and Grounder: Whoa!
 * Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho!
 * Robotnik: [screams] Quick drying cement!

[Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder struggle to get out of the cement as it dries, to no avail.]
 * Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog!
 * Scratch: [yells]
 * Grounder: Hey! Hey, my treads are stuck!
 * Scratch: Oh! Ow! Get off of me! Ow!
 * Grounder: Will you quit it?
 * Scratch: Your elbow's in my eye!

[As Sonic and Tails walk away, Sonic puts his right hand on Tails' right shoulder.]
 * Sonic: Way cool move, little dude! I couldn't have done it better myself!
 * Tails: Hey, why be like the rest when you can be the best?
 * Sonic: You got it!

[''Sonic and Tails give each other a high-four, with Tails' left hand and Sonic's right. The screen fades to black, ending the episode.'']

Sonic Says
[Scratch and Grounder are outside Sonic's house as they walk up to the door.]
 * Scratch: Pizza guys! We deliver!

[''Scratch knocks on the door with his right hand. Tails is about to open the door with his right hand, but Sonic runs up to him.'']
 * Sonic: Wait, little bro! Remember what I told you.
 * Tails: Oh yeah! "Never open the door for anybody you don't know, when you're home alone, or your parents are busy.".

[''Sonic holds up his right thumb in approval. Outside Sonic's house, Scratch is knocking on the door with his left hand. Unknown to him and Grounder, a Policeman is standing behind them.'']
 * Scratch: Police! Open up!

[''The Policeman taps on Grounder's right shoulder with his left index finger. Grounder turns his head to him.'']
 * Grounder: Get lost! Can't you see we're impersonating a policeman?

[''Scratch turns his head to the Policeman. The Policeman grabs Grounder's right arm with his left hand and Scratch's right arm with his right hand. He walks away, dragging them along.'']
 * Tails: I hear you knocking, but you can't come in!

[''Tails holds up his right thumb and Sonic holds up his left. The screen fades to black.'']