The Beta Test Initiation


 * Penny: Alright! (racks the slide) Let's shoot stuff!


 * Howard: Oh, let me try the voice-recognition.
 * Raj: Hey, I let you peel the plastic, don't get greedy. (grabs his phone and sits on his place) 
 * Hello!
 * Siri: Hello.
 * Raj: What's your name?
 * Siri: My name is Siri.
 * Howard: Look at that, there's finally a woman in your life you can talk to.
 * Raj: Are you single?
 * Siri: I don't have a, if that's what you're asking.
 * Raj: You're right, that's too personal, we hardly know each other. (pauses) How about a cup of coffee?
 * Siri: I found six coffee shops. Three of them are fairly close to you.
 * Raj: (stands up and starts to walk out) I will see you gentlemen later.
 * Howard: (waits until Raj leaves) She is gonna break his heart.


 * Raj: (infatuated by Siri) You have a beautiful voice.
 * Siri: Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated.


 * Kripke: You got Siwi, huh? Voice wecognition on that thing is tewwible. Wook. (into phone) Siwi, can you wecommend a westauwant?
 * Siri: I'm sorry, Bawwy. I don't understand "wecommend a westauwant".
 * Kripke: (into phone) Wisten to me. Not westauwant, westauwant.
 * Siri: I don't know what you mean by "Not westauwant. Westauwant".
 * Kripke: See? Total cwap. You suck, Siwi.
 * Raj: Hey, don't talk to her like that. She's a lady.
 * Kripke: Weww, that "wady" took high-wes pictuwes of my junk wast night fow Cwaigswist.


 * Sheldon: Hello. I'm Doctor Sheldon Cooper, and welcome to the series premiere of Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun with Flags.


 * Sheldon: Why are you waving a white flag?
 * Amy: I'm surrendering to fun.


 * Penny: That was a really nice dinner. I'm glad you ask me out again.
 * Leonard: Me too. I missed you.
 * Penny: You see me all the time. Are you sure you just don't miss the sex?
 * Leonard: Well, yeah. Sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?
 * Penny: I have. You are... not wrong (pauses) I just think if we're gonna try dating again, we should take things slow.
 * Leonard: Oh, I can take it slow. Have I ever told you about my first girlfriend in high school, Karen Berberick? To this day, she doesn't know we were going out. Made it easier on her when I broke things off.
 * Penny: Okay, well maybe not that slow.
 * Leonard: How about this? Are you familiar with the typical development for computer software?
 * Penny: Yup, just for fun, let's say I'm not.
 * Leonard: Before an application is released, they give it a trial run. We could do that. If we hit a rough spot, instead of getting mad, let's say, hey, we found a bug and report it so it can be fixed.
 * Penny: You mean like a beta test?
 * Leonard: Technically, this would be an alpha test. A beta test requires the people that weren't involved in the development of the app...
 * Penny: Seriously, do I not get credit for knowing beta test?


 * Amy: Hang on, Dr. C. What's vexillology?
 * Sheldon: Vexillology is the study of flags.
 * Amy: Cool. I think I just learned something!
 * Sheldon: Did you have fun doing it?
 * Amy: I'll say!


 * Amy: Hang on, Dr. Cooper. What's vexillology?
 * Sheldon: Vexillology is--why is there a face on that flag?
 * Amy: It's Ferdinand T. Flag. I thought he might help bring in some younger viewers.
 * Sheldon: Confound it! You're right, it's brilliant. Let's take it from the top.


 * Sheldon: Oh, look. (turns flag around) Hello, mister beaver!


 * Raj: I can't believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale Galleria.
 * Bernadette: (to Howard) I don't know if I wanna stay.


 * Bernadette: Who's Siri? Is he dating somebody new?
 * Howard: Yes... his phone.
 * Bernadette: Is that cute or creepy?
 * Howard: Uh-huh.


 * Leonard: So, I’ve got a gunshot wound. That’s pretty bad ass.
 * Penny: No, you’ve got a Reebok with a gunshot wound and an ouchie on your pinkie toe.
 * Leonard: Hello? They gave me a Band-Aid. Hospitals do not issue Band-Aids unless it is medically necessary. That is the law.
 * Penny: Well, thank you for a really cool evening.
 * Leonard: Thank you for hiding my Star Wars socks at the emergency room. Is it a good time to evaluate the beta test and see where we stand?
 * Penny: Things are looking good.
 * Leonard: So, are we still taking things slow? Because a gunshot wound today, last week, I slammed my thumb in the kitchen drawer. We don’t know how much time I have.
 * Penny: Good night, you.


 * Sheldon: Guten tag, das YouTube. Ich bin ein Bavarian. (Good day, the Youtube. I'm a Bavarian.)
 * Amy: Und ich bin eine bretzel. (And I'm a pretzel.)
 * Sheldon: Und das ist Sheldon Cooper presents Fun... (And that Sheldon Cooper presents Fun...)
 * Amy: Mit... (With...)
 * Sheldon: Flags.