Johnny X and The Attack of the Snowmen (JX5)

This is a transcript of the Johnny Test episode, Johnny X and The Attack of the Snowmen.


 * Susan: Target into that, across the wind. He's reaching for the shirt!
 * Mary: It's about to get very fried.
 * Mary and Susan: No!
 * Susan: Oh great. Now that it's cold it means he can't admire his heartiness!
 * Mary: Where is the snow coming from?
 * [Suddenly, the girls are pelted by snowballs, thanks to Johnny X and Dukey.]
 * Johnny: Yeah! Haha! Gotcha! Wooo!
 * Hank Anchorman: It's snowing in Porkbelly. In fact it's the earliest snowfall in history. Weird huh? The opposite.
 * Mary: You did this!
 * Susan: You broke into the lab, made it snow and nailed us with snowballs!
 * Dukey: Nope, nope but yeah. We did nail you with snowballs.
 * Johnny: And we borrowed the Johnny X and super Dukey outfits. They're waterproof and maintain our body heat. Summer making time!
 * [He points up to the sky and then runs off with Dukey.]
 * Mary: I think they're telling the truth.
 * Susan: Then where is this snow coming from and covering up the thick of your heart and sweating Gil?!


 * [Johnny and Dukey are building snowmen.]
 * Johnny: I prefer snow warriors to snowmen. The funny nose thing is so done.
 * Dukey: Hey. How cool would it be if he came to life like that frosty dude?
 * Johnny: Well my fuzzy buddy, all we need is a magic hat. To the lab!


 * Mary: Impossible, the snowflake patterns are the same. It can't be real.
 * [Johnny and Dukey run into the lab.]
 * Johnny: I need a magic hat to make our snowmen come to life. Who's with me? Snowman? Freddy Jack? Come on.
 * Susan: I've got just the thing. It's a hat made of made of atomic monad fibers, except when it's placed on a snowman, will convert its flakes of ice to living atoms and he will come alive.
 * [Johnny and Dukey gasp in excitement. Johnny takes the hat and they both run off.]
 * Mary: Isn't that the plane will have you bark into you when you've got carsick?
 * Susan: Yeah, but now they are out of hot hair so we can figure out how to get rid of the snow so we can get Gil surplus again!


 * Dukey: It's been 20 minutes. How long before it comes to life?
 * Susan: We need more snow samples.
 * Johnny: This magic cat is a BUG!
 * Susan: And so is the snow. So your snow door won't be coming to life today.
 * Snowman: Happy birthday.
 * Susan: He's alive!
 * [Johnny rushes next to the snowman.]
 * Johnny and Dukey: Cool!
 * Mary: I'm totally freaked.
 * Johnny: Don't be freaked. This is gonna rock! Woohoo!
 * [Suddenly, Johnny and Dukey get hit with a snowball from the snowman.]
 * Johnny: Okay whoa. Chill out there, frosty!
 * [They are hit again with a snowball, as well as the two girls.]
 * Brain Freezer: No, you chill out!
 * [The Snowman reveals his disguise as Brain Freezer.]
 * Susan: Oh, that explains it.
 * Mary: What do you want now, Brain Freezer?
 * Brain Freezer: Hmm... let me think. Porkbelly! But first I will eliminate the Test family! And I finally have the perfect army to help me do it. Haha!
 * Mary: Oh yeah, well we have some weapons of our own!
 * Susan: Ha! There goes your perfect army!
 * Brain Freezer: Ha! And now it's back, because my synthetic atomic moment blend can be molded and stretched into anything! Haha!
 * Johnny: Oh yeah? Well, run.
 * [Everyone runs into the house towards the lab. The snowmen fire snowballs at them. Inside the lab, Johnny and Dukey are on the platform.]
 * Johnny: This looks like a job for... Johnny X! And Suuuuper Dukey!
 * Dukey: No it doesn't.
 * [Snowballs destroy the lab door. The snowmen chase the group into the lab.]
 * Susan: Run in the wall, it's safe and sound!
 * [A capsule ramp opens up. Everyone retreats inside it. It is then fired by a cannon, taking everyone outside Johnny's house.]


 * [The capsule lands safely onto the street. Everybody runs out.]
 * Susan: I shall make pasta.
 * Mary: S'il vous plait.
 * [They all sit on a table.]
 * Johnny and Dukey: Um... What's that?
 * [A waiter gives them the orders.]
 * Mary: The Bling-Bling escape.
 * Susan: If Eugene should ever actually get into the lab, I simply blast myself to Paris and live here. :Newsreader: [French voice] C'est I'm booth. Look up the Porkbelly. They are the most deadly snowman in the holy world! Uh Oh! Watch out!
 * Johnny: Maybe we should do something.
 * Mary and Susan: Fine.


 * Brain Freezer: Snowmen attack! [Laughs]
 * Mr. Black: Why does he always want to take over Porkbelly? What's so great about Porkbelly? I don't even like it here.
 * Mr. White: That's just disgusting freaks.
 * Brain Freezer: Flame Throwers? Well, maybe my latest invention will cool then down! [Laughs]
 * Mr. Black: [Shivers]
 * Mr. White: [Shivers] Ready-dy-dy? Aim-m, Fire! Okay, I have another idea. Run!


 * [The capsule has returned inside the lab. Everyone moves out and see Mr. Black and Mr. White shivering by a campfire.]
 * Johnny: We're back! And man am I cold!
 * Mr. Black and Mr. White: [Shivers] And where have you been?
 * Mary and Susan: Paris.
 * Mr. Black and Mr. White: Ooh, sides.
 * Dukey: But we came back to try and save Porkbelly. What's the status?
 * Mr. Black: Brain freezer has lowered the temperature to 50 below, so nothing works except his cave old snowmen.
 * Mr. White: And the mayor is debating a surrender right in the middle of town.


 * Mayor Howard: [Shivers] And do you want us to pledge our allegiance to you, or would you rather us commit our undying a little loyalty?
 * Brain Freezer: Oh, tough call. How about commit your undying allegiance!
 * Mayor Howard: Right. I'm signing... I'll make it happen.


 * [Back in the lab...]
 * Susan: Sub-zero temperatures neutralizing conventional weapons. We will need a natural high-powered heat source to melt the snowmen.
 * Johnny: Right! So, again this looks like a job for Johnny X! And Snowper Dukey!
 * [Johnny grabs hold of Dukey into another area and sits on top of him.]
 * Johnny: Load me up with power pooting powers, and whatever else you can think of. Oh! And give Dukey a bunch of stuff too.
 * Dukey: Do we have to?
 * Mary: Mutant powers, go!
 * Johnny: Okay, super pooch, fly! Fly like the wind!
 * [With Johnny on his back, Dukey jumps into the air. His toes shake and they both crash-land back on the platform.]
 * Dukey: [Hurt] Uh... I don't think the mutant powers went.
 * Susan: Because the lab is frozen!
 * Mr. White: We need another natural heat source to thaw the lab so we can use Johnny's natural heat source.
 * Mr. Black: And it's gotta be hot, very hot.
 * Mary and Susan: Wait! We've got it!


 * Mr. White: You need to come with us.
 * Mr. Black: It's a matter of national security.
 * Gil: What do you need, bro hands?


 * Johnny: Well, we're waiting.
 * Mr. White: Um... do you really think this will work?
 * Susan: Oh yeah.
 * Mary: And you'll need these.
 * Susan: Okay... Now!
 * [A bar is set to maximum. One of the girls pulls a lever. An aura shoots Johnny and Dukey, giving them super-powers.]
 * Dukey: Hey! We're mutant again!
 * [Dukey floats and prepares to take off with Johnny.]
 * Johnny: Super pooch, away!
 * [They take off, breaking a hole through the roof of the lab.]
 * Mayor: Now. Before Porkbelly changes its name to Brain Freezer City let us calm and relax and... maybe hope someone will save us.
 * Brain Freezer: No way, pops! Now hurry up. Nobody's going to save you this time.
 * [A fireball zooms across the snow to the surprise of the residents. They stop shivering. They look up to see it was Johnny and Dukey, and celebrate.]
 * Man: Yes! The guy with the flaming backside is back!
 * Johnny: Stand down, evil snowman, and eat my shorts!
 * [Johnny jumps and twists on Dukey's back, facing the other way. He faces his backside towards Brain Freezer and shakes it. The heroes descend to the ground next to them.]
 * Johnny: Ha ha!
 * [The snowmen angrily encroach the heroes. Johnny having jumped off Dukey, poops his backside which unleashes a fire. It melts the snowmen.]
 * Woman: We're saved!
 * [The snowmen regenerate.]
 * Dukey: And again, maybe not.
 * [Johnny poops his backside again at the snowman, which melts. They regenerate again.]
 * Brain Freezer: [Laughs] Forget it, Johnny X. Your butt flaps are futile against my awesome powers.
 * Johnny: [Angrily] Oh, bla, bla, my awesome powers.
 * [He flies over and speaks to the Mayor.]
 * Johnny: Can I borrow your phone?
 * Mayor: Um... It's frozen. It won't run.
 * [He places the Mayor's frozen phone by his backside and after straining, pulls off a poop. The fire unfreezes the phone and he dials.]
 * Susan: Yello.
 * Johnny: [Over phone] I CAN'T STOP THEM!
 * Susan: We've accounted for this an up to lower thermal energy bursts so try this.
 * Johnny: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Okay. Pump one arm at a time. [Surprised] Oh really? Dukey can do that now? Okay got it.
 * [He hangs up and gives it back to the mayor.]
 * Johnny: Here you go.
 * Brain Freezer: You know what? I've had it with this not cool town. So I'm gonna freeze Porkbelly solid!
 * [He cackles and flicks a switch to maximum. He shoots the ice cannon. The beam hits a cloud which triggers a giant snowstorm. It freezes the residents, surrounding them in an ice cube. Johnny confronts him.]
 * Johnny: Think again, Brain Freezer!
 * Brain Freezer: Oh please. I know all your tricks, Johnny! so give up!
 * Johnny: [Annoyed] The name is JOHNNY X!
 * [He transforms. The costume changes color to red and yellow and he is surrounded by a fiery aura.]
 * Brain Freezer: That's a new one, but get him!
 * [The snowmen surround Johnny. Surrounded by a fiery aura, he jumps up and flies across the snowmen at high speed, melting them again. After the snowmen regenerate, Johnny pounds the ground with the fiery aura. The fire melts the ice cubes encaging the residents and Mayor Howard.]
 * Brain Freezer: Grab the dog! He'll surrender if we capture his precious food. Oh no fair?! He's got shape-shifting powers now? No fair! This can't be happening. I'm a freezing genius! I'm supposed to win this time!
 * Johnny: [Sarcastically] Oh, will you just chill out!
 * [He spins like a tornado and rises up in the sky. The tornado rotates and the fire turns the sky back to normal, stopping the snow. All the snowmen melt and grow flowers. The Brain Freezer's ice disguise melts too.]
 * Brain Freezer: No! You've not heard the end of me. I will return, Johnny Test! I will--
 * Mr. White: Well, you did it again, Johnny. You saved us from the clutches of a frosty villain and brought this sunshine back to Porkbelly.
 * Johnny: [Glumly] Yeah, that's great.
 * Mr. Black: And why so glum little Chum?
 * Johnny: Because all I really wanted was a little frozen fun!
 * Mary and Susan: Well...


 * [Suddenly, Johnny is hit by a snowball.]
 * Johnny: Oh! No way. Take this!
 * [He fires a snowball at Mr. White. Soon, everyone throws snowballs at each other, making Johnny and Dukey laugh.]
 * Gil: Yo, can I put my jacket on now?
 * Mary and Susan: No.
 * [They continue playing snowball fights. The screen circles out in the center and goes black.]