How The Jungle Book Should Have Ended


 * Wolf Cubs: YAY!
 * Bagheera: WHAT?! NOooooOOOOOO! What have I done?!
 * Baloo: You're unbelievable.
 * Bagheera: They ate the man cub!
 * Baloo: You gave a baby to a pack of hungry wolves? What did you think was gonna happen?
 * Bagheera: They were supposed to raise him! Like Tarzan! I don't know! Just not eat him!
 * Baloo: This is the jungle, baby! Only the strong survive.
 * Tiger: Bagheera! I heard you killed the man cub that I so much despised! Thanks for the assist.
 * Bagheera: I did not assist. It was the wolves!
 * Elephant: Ehrmhmhm! What's this poppy-cock I hear about panthers murdering small children?!
 * Bagheera: I did no such thing! It was the wolves!
 * Monkey: I don't want to be like you hoo hoo!
 * Bagheera: Ooooh... I'm gonna be sick!


 * Kaa: Goooo to sleeeeeeep. Goooo to sleeeeeeep.
 * Pooh: Hmm hmm hmm! That tickles!
 * Kaa: Hmmm? Your voice ssssounds oddly familiar.
 * Pooh: Hey! So does yours!
 * Kaa: Well... *smack smack smack* I'm afraid I'm going to have digest you now.
 * Pooh: Oh bother!