Bill and Peter's Bogus Adventure

N / A - Bill and Peter's Bogus Adventure

It was a great idea to come here at the end of the week. It was good to get away from home a little bit. I do not want my kids to grow like grass. Hey, man - You have a lot to go around this house. - You are ignorant. Hey, Eel. You are very worried. Damn, he ran away. The elite felt that strange smell. Come here, Jesse. Smell it. Today was a beautiful day. Hey, guys, look, it's New Orleans restored for the aquarium. Dad, was there a town called New Orleans? Nobody knows, Chris. No one. Hey, Brian, look, I'm stripping. I work to get my tuition back. I must be a little more reluctant to be undressed, but I am comfortable because my stepfather did not stop me. Hey, it's working, Mr. Octopus. You do not have another thing in your eyes. I can fix this. Let's draw a nice spot here. It's a silly mouth that smiles silly over there. Here, too, "What did you say?" A pair of skulls that look like they're pierced. Ah, look at those noses. You're ready for the big dance. It's so bad! I will handle it. I've been through these before. Wow, you are marvelous, Mr. Seamus. That was nothing. Do not ever ask me how I got this "wood". One other news; Former Prime Minister Bill Clinton was in Quahog to do the jurisdiction of the traditional "Mrs. Obedience" competition. That's what the wrist says. Where does the wax start and wrist starts? Who knows? That's it. Brian, what is this thing in my shoe? - The kaka. - Yes it is true and it is very disgusting. I'm sick of you using the garden like a toilet. It's time you learned how to use the toilet. I'm going to jam, Lois, I'm going to the gym. Okay, look. . Wait. What? Since when are you going to the gym? That octopus thing made me realize that I was formless. What if we attack an octopus again? - Peter, this is ridiculous. - You ready for a rematch, man? I'm free all day. Hey, is that your wife? Hey, I did not know you came here. Yes, weekly work. Come on, come on, Cleveland, get it. Come on, come on, raise it, raise it. Come on, it's over, it's over, it's done Hey. Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, Glenn Would you be a little quiet? I'm trying to organize my heartbeats. Hey, are you the coach? Baksana Barnaby is here with a little victory. We start a tight rhythmically blended work with a temporary jazz. Needed to have steak and eggs and eggs and steak for breakfast, I need to make sure they hear yummy steak and eggs and eggs and steak. - How does it work? - I have no idea. Look, Lois wants to learn how to use the toilet and I have experience with you. - I hope you will help me. - Right. We are both people in our minds, we can handle this matter. What does the big rear compartment do? Maybe the magician who is ruling this thing lives there. We should not piss him off. I wondered what this would do. Brian, be careful. We do not know what that thing does. Come on, let's see. Oh, god, oh, god, watch out, watch out. Be careful. Be careful. Do not take it to me, folks. I write a letter to my boyfriend. "My dear boyfriend," "Thank you very much for beings within me. It's very nice. " "Give me your sent those flowers are very hoþt," the "'s nice like me, just like I said in. " "Love, Meg. " Meg, would bring the thing is ridiculous, Starbucks Like people who sit and write something on their laptop computers. Hey, did you write something nice, my friend? Yes, mate, I make it happen that people see me writing. Me too. All authors should be seen when writing - or what does it mean, right? - You should definitely write this. OK. Will you follow me as you write? Hi, my loose and unformed family. Look at the great muscles. Peter, I went to the gym only once and it took 15 minutes. And I'm 15 minutes stronger, Brian. I would divide the phonebook into two, but I still do not know if there are people using the phone book. That's why I'm going to use Meg's laptop computer. Father! What are you doing?! Look at the bastard he's wearing. Looks more painful than John Merrick, who seeks a girl on Matchmaker sites. I have not felt so good for a long time. I'm like Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is not a freak accent and a Pirates of the Caribbean. I'm sorry, sir. Secret Service. I ask you to help. - Sure, what's the problem? - We were in President Clinton's convoy. Your tires blew in front of your house. Do you have a cricoid? You do not need a jack. I'm a cricoid. Come on, let me get this straight. Hey, I appreciate your help, my friend. We did a little overload because I'm giving the "fat chick" party in the back. All right, girls, I closed the air conditioner. The first bead wins the beating sweat game. You guys, how are you doing now? You'll give weight to your crotch and back. The important thing is to keep the legs out of the way. You are suddenly lifting the job with your strength from your back. - Peter! - My God! Call an ambulance! Who did not see any more herpes (a sexually transmitted disease)? How did you feel, Peter? Do you know what's hard, Lois? I thought that what I lived was related to being out of shape, but it was not. I must face the fact that I am old. Knock Knock. Dear Prime Minister, what are you doing here? I was sorry that Peter was injured while trying to repair my car, so I said I should visit him. Wow! Bill Clinton! Can I take a picture with my mobile phone? Of course. You want to know who I bought that piercing? Madeleine Albright. (Clinton-era minister) You look bad, Peter. I just started to realize I was not as young as the old man. I understand. I was wondering if my performance would fall after my heart surgery. Then I realized you did not have to fall. The younger you feel, the younger. I do not know, Reagan, if I can believe what they say. I'll make you believe. When I get out of here, I'll teach you how to live. And when we're done, I promise, you'll feel young again. Let's do it for the sake of it. I am sure. Do you know what else is useful? It's a little saxophone therapy. You can have me. What is this? I could not help you use the toilet, but I found something to help. Toilet training videosu. Hi, I'm Roy Scheider. And today we will find out how you are used. Everyone, say hello to my friend "Open Hank". - How's it going, Hank? - I'm waiting for you. Do not open me up. Remember, this is nothing but calm, always doing what you do. Now Susan St. James will pop the popo. Peter, we have a big day ahead. I'll show you that life is not important. - Come on, jump in the limo. - Wow, limo! I did! - Follow the screen, not your feet. - Bill, shut up, I got it. Number 32. - No, our pizzas are ready. - Leave it to me, mate, leave it to me. Dude, this is going to be a lot of fun. It's been a long time since I made the phone jokes. Shit! Quiet, it works. Hello? Hello, are you Linda Tripp? Yeah. You should never talk, you bitch! I hope you die! Dude, this is not actually a phone joke, it's - it was not very nice. - I am sorry about that. It's okay. Do you know Bill? You were right. Since I started hanging out with you I'm 20 years younger myself. You totally changed my life. I told you, Peter, age is not important. What do you want to do now? I want to fly to Mars, my friend. - I'm a little bit hungry. - Me too. Hey! Hey, check it out, man! Pull over! Dude, look at this! There's a pig behind this fence. Oh, yes, I saw it! Dude, we can eat that pig! - What? - Come on buddy! We can really eat it. We can do that, man! We can do it! It's gonna be easy, man! Just take a minute. Could it be that fast? Peter, we can have this pig, we can do things in just a minute, and then and afterwards. All right, I'm dying from the hunger, it's all over. Who is there?! Oh, shit! How many! How many! How many! How many! How many! Damn it! If you are looking for pigs, why did not you take my wife? Ladies and gentlemen, you are now Mr. Conway Twitty. Hi, old friend. - What is happening?! - No! No! You will not do the grass! I'm sick now, Brian. This is more disgusting than the Christmas gift you gave me. Oh, what is this? A little bird? Oh my god, this is dead! Brian! Oh, Brian, it's disgusting! Oh my god, get out of here! I apologize. I thought you would like it. Brian, I love it! Your name is "Odd Head." I love you "Scented Head". Brian, if you do not use that toilet, there's only one solution. Brian, did you know that Brad Pitt was John Lithgow's nephew? - Is it? - No. But does not it sound like it might be true? Oh my god, you're using baby gauze! - You look stupid. - Why? It's the same with you. Yeah, but I'm a baby. People say bezier I saw the þöyl to: "How cute is! He smells definite baby Powder. " When they saw your cloth will say like that: "This dog is sick, it is certain death döþeð" "I hope it does not flow sidið of the couch. They do not let Why die of?" You know, at this point, I can totally agree with that. Oh, hey, come on, man. You're just getting started. Hey, are you sick? Did something come out of that beautiful poppin? You must be a little more sensitive about embarrassing me. Remember what they felt when they painted the picture for Peter and Lois. Oh, Stewie, that's great! I'll hang your fridge right away. Really?! Is it in the fridge ?! It's like we have a little Michelangelo in our house. Okay, we'll see. When I said I'd hang up in the fridge, I could hardly keep myself. I know! What is this, a pelican, a school bus? Muhammad Ali seems to have drawn it. What a fool! Come on, spill it on. Peter! Oh! Oh, Lois! I'll make you coffee. Oh, a pig, can I feed? Oh, he bit me! What the hell did you do with Bill yesterday? We lived, Lois. We have lived our lives. Peter, Clinton is a bad example to you. I do not let you hang out with her after that. No way. Bill Clinton makes you feel younger. You and your Judd Hirsch are not like Werther's bags with your wagon. If Peter does not listen to me, I'll have to talk to Bill Clinton. Dear Prime Minister, I need to talk to you! Wow! You are very convincing. Everybody says so. You wanted to give me the cigarette. I'm ready to smoke now. What was on my mind? I do not understand what happened to me. No, God! What do I do now? Hey, Bill, are you ready for bowling? I run some money from Lois, do you think she'll understand because she's sleeping with you ?! Peter! I know you look bad, it looks terrible and I can not say anything that makes sense to sleep with Bill. Peter, this man has contributed to the greatest economic development of American history, bringing the country to the worst prosperity of the last 33 years. - 35 years. - 35 years, Peter. Okay okay. I learned something new today. Apparently, Bill Clinton has a whole world-known side, and there's the darker side of me that I know is the more obscene sex. I'm so sorry, Peter. Lois, I think I'd better stay in Quagmire for a while. I understand. Hey, Lois, should we do a little finale? My God! I was a bad wife even from Lorena Bobbitt, who married The Thing. Oh my God! Where?! Where did she throw this woman ?! My God! My God! Is that what you're looking for? I can not believe Lois cheated on me. Peter, these times are hard times for you, but I want you to know that I will be by your side when you need it. Quagmire, you are very good, but I have to deal with this myself. I have not judged anyone since the last time. Well. The doctor will come soon. Peter? Peter, are you there? Just me. What do you want? Honey, I feel really bad about this. But we have a solution that makes sense for both of us. - I'm listening. - The only way you can solve this case is to have sex with somebody else. You - want me to sleep with someone? - Yes, Peter. - Because I do not want to lose you. - It can fix everything. Well, Lois, if you want it. Believe me. It will be more useful than the first phone call. We finally made it, Watson. What day is it? We finally managed to invent the first phone. Yes Hey, listen, someone called me today. Whoever called it said so many things. Shame and shit. Oh, really? Probably a few kids. Forget them. It's the problem. I mean, there are only two phones in the world. Someone is in my office and the other is in your office. They were not there until a few hours ago. Fuck! I need to change it now. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty. Well, Peter, who are you going to do? Who do you want to sleep with? Who are we deceiving, Lois? This is not going to work like this. - Let's forget what happened. - No, honey, we can not forget. Let's pick one and I'll arrange it. Is there anyone in the depths of the heart that you think you can do? Halle Berry? Ann-Margret? - Anybody I want? - Anyone. Do not hesitate to tell me. Babs. - Mommy? - Yeah. Why? I thought you would not question me about this. I just wondered. It's kind of weird. See what I say; She is very sexy. I'm sinful, okay? I have never been so impressed with a woman's beauty since Uma Thurman I hit the Pulp Fiction set. No, no promise for such a thing. I have no idea what you're going to tell me. Ask what you ask, but your natural reaction might be a girl. Then it was the time when we did not keep our promise. Wait! OK! Lois, I never expected that. You should come here a bit more often. We were passing by and Peter said, "Let's go." - Did we do bad? - Would you be a little quiet? I'm trying to watch the medium. My father is right. Let's go upstairs so we do not bother him. Good. All right. Come on Medium! I wish I could talk to the ghosts. It could have been nice. Mom, can you sit down a bit? - I have to ask you something. - What are you gonna ask, Lois? Peter and I faced a blockage in our marriage. I do not go into details. The only way to save our marriage is the miracle What is the easiest way to say this? Do you sleep with Anne Peter? - Of course, sweetheart. - Really? Carter has been unbearable lately, and I do not like it at all. I love your interesting style and make sure you will be happy with me. - I did not think you would be so understanding. - Are you kidding, Lois? Physically open it. Your father completely lost interest in me. He does not even look at me with his eyes. I understand. So, let's get this done. Peter, are you sure you want to do this? Yes, we are at home. Lois, wait! I can not do this! What I do is not true! You have to do it, Peter, for the future of our marriage! Forget our marriage! I love you! - Really? - Absolutely. Clinton does not care about sleeping. We'll get through this. The only remorse is not to do anything that will break you. Oh, Peter! Why are you running around naked in my house? Why are not you naked? You're right, Griffin. Peter, our marriage has been in great danger. - But I think we got over it. - I think it's Lois. It is necessary to put things in order now. First of all, I have to stop Clinton. Hey, listen, Bill, we need to talk a little bit. Man, you're very good. You're really good. Look, you're using the toilet. I'm proud of you. You deserve all the praise for encouraging me. Still very good. Tell the truth, where do you see your business? I found a place. I'm in awe. They will wear me crazy. They say you can not raise sausages in the garden. But look at it! I'll hang your fridge right away. Really?! Is it in the fridge ?! It's like we have a little Michelangelo in our house. Okay, we'll see. When I said I'd hang up in the fridge, I could hardly keep myself. I know! What is this, a pelican, a school bus? Muhammad Ali seems to have drawn it. What a fool! Come on, spit on it. Peter! Oh! Oh, Lois! I'll make you coffee. Oh, a pig, can I feed? Oh, he bit me! What the hell did you do with Bill yesterday? We lived, Lois. We have lived our lives. Peter, Clinton is a bad example to you. I do not let you hang out with her after that. No way. Bill Clinton makes you feel younger. You and your Judd Hirsch are not like Werther's bags with your wagon. If Peter does not listen to me, I'll have to talk to Bill Clinton. Dear Prime Minister, I need to talk to you! Wow! You are very convincing. Everybody says so. You wanted to give me the cigarette. I'm ready to smoke now. What was on my mind? I do not understand what happened to me. No, God! What do I do now? Hey, Bill, are you ready for bowling? I run some money from Lois, do you think she'll understand because she's sleeping with you ?! Peter! I know you look bad, it looks terrible and I can not say anything that makes sense to sleep with Bill. Peter, this man has contributed to the greatest economic development of American history, bringing the country to the worst prosperity of the last 33 years. - 35 years. - 35 years, Peter. Okay okay. I learned something new today. Apparently, Bill Clinton has a whole world-known side, and there's the darker side of me that I know is the more obscene sex. I'm so sorry, Peter. Lois, I think I'd better stay in Quagmire for a while. I understand. Hey, Lois, should we do a little finale? My God! I was a bad wife even from Lorena Bobbitt, who married The Thing. Oh my God! Where?! Where did she throw this woman ?! My God! My God! Is that what you're looking for? I can not believe Lois cheated on me. Peter, these times are hard times for you, but I want you to know that I will be by your side when you need it. Quagmire, you are very good, but I have to deal with this myself. I have not judged anyone since the last time. Well. The doctor will come soon. Peter? Peter, are you there? Just me. What do you want? Honey, I feel really bad about this. But we have a solution that makes sense for both of us. - I'm listening. - The only way you can solve this case is to have sex with somebody else. You - want me to sleep with someone? - Yes, Peter. - Because I do not want to lose you. - It can fix everything. Well, Lois, if you want it. Believe me. It will be more useful than the first phone call. We finally made it, Watson. What day is it? We finally managed to invent the first phone. Yes Hey, listen, someone called me today. Whoever called it said so many things. Shame and shit. Oh, really? Probably a few kids. Forget them. It's the problem. I mean, there are only two phones in the world. Someone is in my office and the other is in your office. They were not there until a few hours ago. Fuck! I need to change it now. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty. Well, Peter, who are you going to do? Who do you want to sleep with? Who are we deceiving, Lois? This is not going to work like this. - Let's forget what happened. - No, honey, we can not forget. Let's pick one and I'll arrange it. Is there anyone in the depths of the heart that you think you can do? Halle Berry? Ann-Margret? - Anybody I want? - Anyone. Do not hesitate to tell me. Babs. - Mommy? - Yeah. Why? I thought you would not question me about this. I just wondered. It's kind of weird. See what I say; She is very sexy. I'm sinful, okay? I have never been so impressed with a woman's beauty since Uma Thurman I hit the Pulp Fiction set. No, no promise for such a thing. I have no idea what you're going to tell me. Ask what you ask, but your natural reaction might be a girl. Then it was the time when we did not keep our promise. Wait! OK! Lois, I never expected that. You should come here a bit more often. We were passing by and Peter said, "Let's go." - Did we do bad? - Would you be a little quiet? I'm trying to watch the medium. My father is right. Let's go upstairs so we do not bother him. Good. All right. Come on Medium! I wish I could talk to the ghosts. It could have been nice. Mom, can you sit down for a while? - I have to ask you something. - What are you gonna ask, Lois? Peter and I faced a blockage in our marriage. I do not go into details. The only way to save our marriage is the miracle What is the easiest way to say this? Do you sleep with Anne Peter? - Of course, sweetheart. - Really? Carter has been unbearable lately, and I do not like it at all. I love your interesting style and make sure you will be happy with me. - I did not think you would be so understanding. - Are you kidding, Lois? Physically open it. Your father completely lost interest in me. He does not even look at me with his eyes. I understand. So, let's get this done. Peter, are you sure you want to do this? Yes, we are at home. Lois, wait. I can not do this! What I do is not true! You have to do it, Peter, for the future of our marriage! Forget our marriage! I love you! - Really? - Absolutely. Clinton does not care about sleeping. We'll get through this. The only remorse is not to do anything that will break you. Oh, Peter! Why are you running around naked in my house? Why are not you naked? You're right, Griffin. Peter, our marriage has been in great danger. - But I think we got over it. - I think it's Lois. It is necessary to put things in order now. First of all, I have to stop Clinton. Hey, listen, Bill, we need to talk a little bit. Man, you're very good. You're really good. Look, you're using the toilet. I'm proud of you. You deserve all the praise for encouraging me. Still very good. Tell the truth, where do you see your business? I found a place. I'm in awe. They will wear me crazy. They say you can not raise sausages in the garden. But look at it! I'll hang your fridge right away. Really?! Is it in the fridge ?! It's like we have a little Michelangelo in our house. Okay, we'll see. When I said I'd hang up in the fridge, I could hardly keep myself. I know! What is this, a pelican, a school bus? Muhammad Ali seems to have drawn it. What a fool! Come on, spit on it. Peter! Oh! Oh, Lois! I'll make you coffee. Oh, a pig, can I feed? Oh, he bit me! What the hell did you do with Bill yesterday? We lived, Lois. We have lived our lives. Peter, Clinton is a bad example to you. I do not let you hang out with her after that. No way. Bill Clinton makes you feel younger. You and your Judd Hirsch are not like Werther's bags with your wagon. If Peter does not listen to me, I'll have to talk to Bill Clinton. Dear Prime Minister, I need to talk to you! Wow! You are very convincing. Everybody says so. You wanted to give me the cigarette. I'm ready to smoke now. What was on my mind? I do not understand what happened to me. No, God! What do I do now? Hey, Bill, are you ready for bowling? I run some money from Lois, do you think she'll understand because she's sleeping with you ?! Peter! I know you look bad, it looks terrible and I can not say anything that makes sense to sleep with Bill. Peter, this man has contributed to the greatest economic development of American history, bringing the country to the worst prosperity of the last 33 years. - 35 years. - 35 years, Peter. Okay okay. I learned something new today. Apparently, Bill Clinton has a whole world-known side, and there's the darker side of me that I know is the more obscene sex. I'm so sorry, Peter. Lois, I think I'd better stay in Quagmire for a while. I understand. Hey, Lois, should we do a little finale? My God! I was a bad wife even from Lorena Bobbitt, who married The Thing. Oh my God! Where?! Where did she throw this woman ?! My God! My God! Is that what you're looking for? I can not believe Lois cheated on me. Peter, these times are hard times for you, but I want you to know that I will be by your side when you need it. Quagmire, you are very good, but I have to deal with this myself. I have not judged anyone since the last time. Well. The doctor will come soon. Peter? Peter, are you there? Just me. What do you want? Honey, I feel really bad about this. But we have a solution that makes sense for both of us. - I'm listening. - The only way you can solve this case is to have sex with somebody else. You - want me to sleep with someone? - Yes, Peter. - Because I do not want to lose you. - It can fix everything. Well, Lois, if you want it. Believe me. It will be more useful than the first phone call. We finally made it, Watson. What day is it? We finally managed to invent the first phone. Yes Hey, listen, someone called me today. Whoever called it said so many things. Shame and shit. Oh, really? Probably a few kids. Forget them. It's the problem. I mean, there are only two phones in the world. Someone is in my office and the other is in your office. They were not there until a few hours ago. Fuck! I need to change it now. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty. Well, Peter, who are you going to do? Who do you want to sleep with? Who are we deceiving, Lois? This is not going to work like this. - Let's forget what happened. - No, honey, we can not forget. Let's pick one and I'll arrange it. Is there anyone in the depths of the heart that you think you can do? Halle Berry? Ann-Margret? - Anybody I want? - Anyone. Do not hesitate to tell me. Babs. - Mommy? - Yeah. Why? I thought you would not question me about this. I just wondered. It's kind of weird. See what I say; She is very sexy. I'm sinful, okay? I have never been so impressed with a woman's beauty since Uma Thurman I hit the Pulp Fiction set. No, no promise for such a thing. I have no idea what you're going to tell me. Ask what you ask, but your natural reaction might be a girl. Then it was the time when we did not keep our promise. Wait! OK! Lois, I never expected that. You should come here a bit more often. We were passing by and Peter said, "Let's go." - Did we do bad? - Would you be a little quiet? I'm trying to watch the medium. My father is right. Let's go upstairs so we do not bother him. Good. All right. Come on Medium! I wish I could talk to the ghosts. It could have been nice. Mom, can you sit down for a while? - I have to ask you something. - What are you gonna ask, Lois? Peter and I faced a blockage in our marriage. I do not go into details. The only way to save our marriage is the miracle What is the easiest way to say this? Do you sleep with Anne Peter? - Of course, sweetheart. - Really? Carter has been unbearable lately, and I do not like it at all. I love your interesting style and make sure you will be happy with me. - I did not think you would be so understanding. - Are you kidding, Lois? Physically open it. Your father completely lost interest in me. He does not even look at me with his eyes. I understand. So, let's get this done. Peter, are you sure you want to do this? Yes, we are at home. Lois, wait! I can not do this! What I do is not true! You have to do it, Peter, for the future of our marriage! Forget our marriage! I love you! - Really? - Absolutely. Clinton does not care about sleeping. We'll get through this. The only remorse is not to do anything that will break you. Oh, Peter! Why are you running around naked in my house? Why are not you naked? You're right, Griffin. Peter, our marriage has been in great danger. - But I think we got over it. - I think it's Lois. It is necessary to put things in order now. First of all, I have to stop Clinton. Hey, listen, Bill, we need to talk a little bit. Man, you're very good. You're really good. Look, you're using the toilet. I'm proud of you. You deserve all the praise for encouraging me. Still very good. Tell the truth, where do you see your business? I found a place. I'm in awe. They will wear me crazy. They say you can not raise sausages in the garden. But look at it!