Pal Joey

Joey: Oh, come on now. [doing the motions for his catchphrase:] Cut [scissor fingers] it [index finger points] out [thumb motion – like an umpire].

Jesse: [to Joey] They found more chunk-nuts than chippies in the chocolates, so all the chewy chippy chunk-nuts have to be called Nutty-Chewy Chunk Chips.

Joey: How can they do that?

Danny: How can they say that?

D.J.: [to Jesse] Love is weird.

Jesse: Trust me, it gets a lot weirder.

Joey: [reading the pledge] This is to prove that on February 23, 1968, we pledge on our most sacred possessions to be soul brothers for life, even if one guy moves real far away. Right on. Get down. Stay funky. Signed, Daniel Ernest Tanner and Joseph Alvin Gladstone.

Danny: We have horrible middle names.

Joey: The worst. But we kept this pledge, didn’t we?

Danny: It’s amazing. When we were growing up, man, we did everything together.

Joey: We’re still doing everything together.