Can Cow Come Out and Play?

(The episode opens with the Red Guy riding a tricycle and pulling a wagon full of toys as he pants while pedaling up the street.)

Red Guy: (disappointed) "Oh, nobody wants to play with me. I don't understand why!"

(Just then, he stops his trike and sees Cow playing with her Crabs and Piles dolls.)

Cow: "Crabs the Warthog, wanna kiss Piles the Beaver?" (She brings Crabs to kiss Piles.) "Piles the Beaver, wanna kiss Crabs the Warthog?" (She brings Piles to kiss Crabs.) "I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CRABS THE WARTHOG AND PILES THE BEAVER! You may kiss Piles the Beaver."

(As Cow continues to play Wedding with her dolls, Red gets an idea.)

Red Guy: "HEY! She's got Crabs the Warthog." (He digs through the wagon to search for a playhouse.) "Oh, I know I have a Rapunzel Crabs Dream House in here somewhere! Maybe, she'll want to play."

(Red walks up to the door and rings the door bell. His tail wags back and forth as Mom opens the door to answer it.)

Mom: "Yes?"

Red Guy: "Can Cow come out and play?" (holding up the playhouse)

Mom: (chuckles bashfully) "I wouldn't let Cow come out and play unless you were the last man on Earth. Buh-bye." (She shuts the door.)

(Red stands there confused and frowns, until he gets a bigger idea.)

Red Guy: "Unless I was the last man on Earth!" (snaps his fingers) "Then, there's a chance!" (rubs his palms together)

(Soon, Red has brought an empty Airstream trailer on an empty lot, as he hammers a sign reading, "Free Trailer" in place. Finally, he bellows out for the whole world to hear.)

Red Guy: (shouting at the top of his lungs) "HEY, EVERYBODY! FREE TRAILER! TRAILER FOR FREE HERE!"

(Dad and Mom open the door and see the trailer.)

Dad: "Free trailer?!"

Mom: "Pinch me! I must be dreaming!"

(Mom and Dad laugh maniacally and dash off for the trailer. Red's booming announcement reaches the rest of the neighborhood.)

Red Guy: "FREE TRAILEEEER!"

(A mom pushing a baby carriage turns around, screams in excitement, and runs for the trailer, thus abandoning her baby, who rolls off down the sidewalk and crashes into a truck offscreen. Meanwhile, a couple is getting married at a church until they hear Red's loud voice.)

Priest: "And do you, Slappy, take this-"

Red Guy: "FREE TRAILEEEER!"

Priest: "Free trailer!" (He bolts away for the trailer.)

Slappy's Wife: "Did he say a free trailer?!"

(She runs off, dropping Slappy on the floor. He shrugs innocently and follows his wife. Meanwhile, a mouse is being cornered by a cat, until they hear Red shouting.)

Red Guy: "FREE TRAILEEEER!"

Cat: (meowing) "A free trailer?!"

Mouse: (snickering) "A free trailer, sheesh." (realizes it's true) "Free trailer?!" (He runs for the trailer, following the cat.)

(A castaway sits on an island, until he hears Red shouting.)

Red Guy: "FREE TRAILEEEER!"

(The castaway dives into the water and swims all the way across the ocean for the trailer. By now, Red's announcement of the free trailer has reached all corners of the world. Billions of the world's citizens rush inside the crowded trailer, while Red waits behind the trailer, until the last person runs inside. Red pushes the door shut with all his might, despite the cramped space in the trailer. However, the entire crowd of people screams uncomfortably, causing a gap to appear in the doorway, until Red seals it with a piece of duct tape.)

Red Guy: (pleased) "A-ha! Ooh, I am the last man left in the world." (As proven, the whole world is empty, except for him and Cow left in it.) "Yep! Ooh. Now, Cow will have to pway with me!" (He snickers and body rolls toward the house.)

(Meanwhile, Cow is playing with Crabs back inside the house.)

Cow: (play acting) "Sorry, Crabs. Piles just ran off with Manure the Bear, but I still love you." (She hugs Crabs until Red hears knocking on the door and sees Red at the window.) "MOM! There's a big, bright red guy at the door!"

(Red keeps ringing the door bell and checks for Cow, who then opens the door.)

Cow: (innocently) "Yes?"

Red Guy: "Oh, hello. I'm the last man on Earth! Wanna play?"

Cow: "Um, I have to ask my mom first." (turns to the house) "MOM! Oh, Mom?!" (The entire house is still empty, starting with the kitchen.) "Mom?" (The living room is empty where a tumbleweed passes by.) "Dad?" (The backyard is empty, where one of the swings rocks back and forth.) "Chicken?" (The camera cuts back to Cow and Red.) "Um, I do not know where she is right now, but my mom always says that I am not supposed to play with strangers, and you're pretty strange. Goodbye!"

(She shuts the door on Red, who gets another idea and rings the doorbell with his nose. Cow opens the door again.)

Red Guy: "I've got dreamy Crabs' dream house!" (He holds up the playhouse for Cow to see.)

Cow: "No."

(She shuts the door again, until Red rings the doorbell again, prompting Cow to see Red with a pair of trucks.)

Red Guy: "Wanna play Trucks?" (plays with the trucks) "Oh, LOOK OUT, GRANDMA! HE'S COMIN' RIGHT AT YA!" (He slams the two trucks together and makes crashing noises.)

Cow: "No."

(Cow shuts the door, and Red rings the doorbell again. She opens the door and sees Red playing Cops and Robbers by himself.)

Red Guy: "Cops and Robbers?" (as the Cop) "Bang, bang, bang, bang!" (as the Robber) "Oh, help, help, help, help!" (Cop Red blasts Robber Red, who plays dead.) "Ow." (He then returns as a baseball player.) "Baseball?" ''(He throws the ball and switches to the other side, where he catches the ball in his mitt.)"Ooh, nice throw." (as the umpire)'' "Tag! Yer out!" (as the player) "What? I was safe!" (as the umpire) "Are ya blind as well as pants less?!" (as the player) "Ooh, bring it on, tubby-wubby!" (to Cow) "Wanna play?!"

(Cow shuts the door again, and Red rings the doorbell again. As an irritated Cow opens it, Red stands there as a brain surgeon with a surgery bag.)

Red Guy: "Wanna play Dentist?" (Cow nods her head, "No", forcing Red to ditch his brain surgeon outfit and appears as a woman, as he brings up a clothes rack with women's clothing.) "Dress up?"

Cow: (tired) "No."

(At last, Red loses his patience and runs out of ideas.)

Red Guy: (snapping) "THAT'S IT! I went through a lot of trouble locking the whole world into that trailer! The least you could do IS PLAY WITH ME!"

(The people are still squirming inside the trailer.)

Cow: (angered) "Is that where everyone is?! Oh, you are a very bad lady." (She walks inside and shuts the door on him. Red frowns, until Cow reappears as Supercow, scaring him.) "Supercow! ¡Al rescate!"

Red Guy: (surprised) "Supercow?! Oh, I can't believe that I left both Cow and Supercow outside the trailer! Ooh, what are the odds?" (to Supercow) "Do you want to play?"

Supercow: (vigorously) "¡Si!

Red Guy: (gasping) "Oh!"

(Supercow punches him into a mailbox with her udders. Red drops onto the lawn.)

Red Guy: (bruised) "She likes me."

(Supercow then grabs Red, stretches him, and turns him into a jump rope. Next, she squishes Red and turns him into a basketball. She throws Red into the basketball net, where Red bounces off the driveway and down the sidewalk. Supercow catches up with him and kicks him high into the sky with her udders. Red screams and rockets down to Earth, where Supercow finishes him off by holding up a baseball bat but uses her udders as the bat instead, as she hits Red one last time. An explosion of stars and colors appear, as Red falls back through the air.)

Red Guy: (bruised) "Someone's finally playing with me! Oh, glory! Oh, someone finally played with the Red Guy! Oh! Now, I can die happy." (He falls through a cloud.) "In fact, I'm so happy..." (He bounces off the trailer and hits the ground, where he leans his face back up.) "I'M GONNA FREE the world!" (He dazedly walks to the trailer door and takes off the piece of tape.) "Be free, world! Yonder forth and populate!" (At that moment, the trailer bulges, and the entire world population runs out of the trailer, as billions of people trample Red under their feet. Red gets the beating from their feet.) "Ow! Oh! Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh. Ow! Oh, have a nice day." (He turns to the camera.) "This is the happiest day of my life."

(As the last of the population leaves, Mom, Dad, and Chicken stand on Red, as Cow catches up with them.)

Cow: "Oh, Mom, Dad, big brother, you're okay! Oh, I was so worried about you!" (She then turns to Red.) "Oh, you are a very bad m- lady, whatever you are- for locking up everyone in the whole world in a trailer!"

Red Guy: (bashfully) "Sorry."

Dad: (chuckling) "You know, kids, being locked up in a trailer with the whole world has taught us a valuable lesson."

Chicken: "Yeah? What is it?"

Dad: "Beats me!"

Mom: "But, I'm sure it's valuable!"

(Mom, Dad, and Cow laugh as Chicken turns to the camera.)

Chicken: (to the audience) "I think I liked it better in the trailer.)

(Cut to 'End' Card)

Chicken: "End!"

(Black Out)