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Subtitle: sylar_54 good looking Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Show, Comedy Redneck! First you gelmiþse from rural areas and so you know that you are a Redneck's davranýyorsanýz. Oh, that's my dog! Water and Energy Bakanlýðý'n the work of Larry told me you have keyed in on him there! The man's right. Who knows how keyed up there? Peter, please let go? This is something unbearable. Are you kidding, Brian? These men and their redneck life significant ways exactly me telling. This in years izledið my most wonderful show. I happened Comedy club usual not like. I heard this man so witty you are. Kramer played, you know. Oh, it will be very amusing! What the hell are you doing Peterb pickup up truck? Hold on. Let me think. The reason Redneck Comedy Festival, is not it? Oh, my. This dog Peter, so you watch two shows you can not decide to be a Redneck suddenly. Is it a two shows? Lois, this guy to me all my life you called the identity of. Showed me to find a way. Everything you need not do the Redneck I'll do it. This is his Fudgesicle a yedid in bite. Time will be even more painful. Oh, boy! A Fudgesicl to! Chris, what happened to the couch? My father çimenlið him out of slipped it off, why also the Redneck yapmasýymýþ it. Hey, Meg, come here. Sit down, let's see. Dad, what are you doing? Meg, I'm about to do something that means that I'm a Redneck unutamayacaðýn you up to 40 years old. Meg, come here! I kastetmiþt sexy! Thid which was made ​​for Redneck, passing Carl Sagan'ýn Kainat'ýn to. I'm Carl Sagan. I wonder if our planet How old? Scientists at this 4 mile hundreds and hundreds of years old. God created the things scientists who created the universe! He said the big bang happened to. -Ed A If you look on the bones of this thing - Jesus' bones. Aurus Rex bones, very clear, using the path set date carbon Dew nanny gelmiþ past the Sodade best. - Peter, we have to watch this? - Rednecke izledið of the things that, Brian. Peter, this would bring the disgusting. That's. Spit this bardað. Oh, iþt apple juice. Stewie, stop. Do not Where is my money? Will you give my money? Anyway boþv. Hey, Brian, look Affairs! Peter, back Caminie boyamýþsýn. Is not that dangerous? I'm a Redneck, Brian. Hoþlanýrýz people from knowing what inandýðýmýzý from behind us. Peter noluyor man ?! My car! Aw, damn it! Hey! Hey, come back! Oh, excuse me, Quagmire. Now the airport gideceð how I ?! Uninstall plane lift me 20 minutes. Oh, I can take you. Pickup trucks are. Look. Well, come on then! - Quagmire, I'm so sorry. - Do not even think. - We can follow them. - Do not even think. They're marked! They marked! Just take me to the airport. Okay. Thank you very much, Peter. The only thing you need motivation to do it. Did bitirmiþ refueling? Do you see a hose attached to an aircraft? No. Well, then, it means that bitirmiþiz. Thank you, George. You want to say one more time to do it without condescending? Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I am your captain, Glenn Quagmire. Today uçuþu our 4 lasted 5 hours. Weather clear, see is our beautiful. Atlanta temperatures of 64 degrees. Flight umduðu us a little may take longer. Zita will be direction blowing strong winds giggety. Uh, flight officials, please kalkýþ Prepare. Noluyo be ?! Oh, my God! We Düþüy! First before wearing his mask, then helped the child! - But the oxygen mask is not working! - No problem! Akýcýlýðýný even lose oxygen, oxygen masks may not work! Cheap yýrttýk. Sir, an accident report is retrieved. Flight 37 düþt in. Better if we know of any other valve. Gonna stay have to divide reading books seansýný. My pets My Goat. Page 1 So, my pet goat I said, I'm sure you watched the if Grey's Anatomy loves it but do not have time to watch it. "some time ayýrmalýsýn" said the farmer. our first news: Today Quahog heaven on Trans National 767 uçaðýnýn forced landing to yaþandý a big drama have in kalmasýyl in. You're right, Diane. And they call the world's not scary enough. Nowadays secure even an aircraft in a way that we do not get on. magnificent displays Channel 5 t. Very Thuk that, no one hurt. We are still using the Channel 5 computer technology'll show you how terrible happened accident. We are watching now plane will be a school çarpmasýyl happened. now, that plane rabbit who to çarpmasýyl school we watch what happened. now the plane turned ruthless rabbit who are watching the fight on çarpýþýný by his wife and the life of a passenger mold home school. I're alive! But my son is very upset with you! Someone will give it hesabýný! Why! Why! So I burned the flesh are you doing this ?! Violence in the family. If probably taþt which is yapýlmýþsýnýzdý you unaffected. Dude, Quagmire, I'm really sorry for you kovduklarý. I feel in this job as my fault varmýþ. No, Peter, the jet engine with the flying pickup truck idea of an active runway fuel from pull completely normal. Look, I know a lot of trouble Bathieu açtýðýmý, Redneck days are over now. no one except my car these will not shoot from the hip anymore. Well, what are you gonna do now, Quagmire? Hey, not so-issue. In other have accumulated enough until it finds a job. Well I'll be. Mom! Father! There is someone in my tree house! Sure, and my cuisine were also annoying scream assign a homo. Do you think is the more ErUmdUr angry? I remind you edildiði invited me here! So, who's up there? - Oh, hey, Peter. Hey, Lois. - Glenn, what are you doing up there? Oh, a kind of portable on, the problem is not the one. After the accident, he did not take any airline company for me to work. I'm broke and unemployed. Quagmire, owned by a man. You're a `t. What ?! Come on down here, Quagmire. You're staying with us. Oh, great. This Marlee yaþadýðým time even worse with Matlin. Hi, Stewie. Oh, come on, Marlee, them duyamadýðýný I know you must feel those things figured out the sound when removing! Listen, thank you for your ettið guests in your home with me when exactly I need. Oh, forget it, Quagmire. Will do after that, at least we birþeyi. Hello? Oh, Aramith must have the wrong number. There's no one living Longrod named Von Hugendong. - OK, now 20 Add. - Well. - Now hit 4 le. - OK. - And the result was what came up? - 8008. Oh, "breasts"! Chest! Yeah! Beauty! Beauty! Beauty! Chest! Our machine or two accounts, though what happens if we put them side by side? Yes, yes, yes. Find one, yes! I did not mean to wake you. Peter, we need konuþmamýz the subject with you to the quagmire. A bear aþkýndý of us are alive and I think enough happened in me that much. Lois, my. The cause of losing his home and job and I assign the alley like my best friend on prom night Dumpster baby in. Hey, figured out in what are you doing? Would not you like to dance? Of course! I just prom night Dumpster bebeðiy I no mother or no father prom night Dumpster baby I do not have a long story, but boy, terribly sad - Still I come from a hole - And yet he came through a hole - telling song from Full inside - One full I need a blanket through the song says my butt And the one it will take þaplak - I miss my mother - But þ the moment the ball Yeah, I'm a prom night Dumpster bebeðiy my prom night Dumpster baby is - and I wander - strolling - I'm rambling - strolling - I'm rambling - strolling - I'm rambling - strolling I strolling. Both, not even a job in Quagmire'ýn. Well, then you're gonna help a business find because it yaþadým enough at home along with it. you show Extremely response, Lois. "ovaries" saying "excessive reaction" Can not tell. - because you're a girl. - Extremely do not react! Hey, uh, really great that you get your information, there can be no reason for telling you to come in. Uh, Stewie kullanmamalý this emzið never again. Okay, tomorrow konuþayým Is it peace? - So how's it going job hunt? - Terrible, Cleveland. - Quagmire ruining us all work him have found. - Too bad. I'm really sevmiþt my sake of the Starship Enterprise. Dude me þ black pistachio to tanýþtýrmalýsýn. Children bildið the only thing to blow up a plane. I was born for it. And if this I can never be happy if I can not work again. that's the answer. döndüreceðiz back to a way Quagmire'ý work. children, I might have an idea. Okay, guys, come on, let's review a more Affairs of the plan. Quagmire 6:00 in New York, where an aircraft to will act as binecekmiþ. Then Joe and I, Cleveland security guards oyalarken that. gireceðiz to her room to secretly flight attendants. ourselves identification and uniforms We'll be the first. Cleveland, Joe and I have flight attendants for an aircraft to bineceðiz in. Aircraft in ventilating, pilots bayýltacaðýz. at this point, Quagmire will be activated and the plane safely to download. and it will be a hero. Everyone clear on that? My son, this inter-state will be even bigger trouble than the deer problem. Hey, can you help me? Something I am trying to do two things to eat. - "Deer MDS is" what? If you want to you what that it is. I can have sex with you or stop right here and I drink water from the lake. Could be anything between the both. Get in. Well, I'm taking the pilot to kahver. Hold on to Something, because the flight had to be as sexy a nasty gülüþl girl lighter in. - I'm really interested in, Sandy. -And I really enjoy it, Peter. Is that so? Öptüð time here than you do you like it? - Yes. What about here? Oh, wait, perseverance Ma'am, I want to be one boring but you koltuðu my son stopped kicking arkasýný. Thank you. Oh, no! The two pilots are düþüy not and starts down unconscious. There must be someone who will save us. I say here will save us not only must one person. Uh, Peter, I do not see Quagmire'ý. - Oh, great. - Thanks. Airport sexy in a select luck happened to I know as well as I congratulate you for Quagmire 'have selected in. Relationship to the over protection and pleased to stay Ayad the kalktýðýn on to provide full instead oturmasýný of panties. well, I have a plane to catch up. say, 209 number one flight which door? hour before he got up. Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Aircraft will fall! My friends on that plane! They will all die! - What ?! Oh, no! - This is not the worst part. That's taktýðýmý söyledið condom. I'm not the worst? - Good evening, I am Tom Tucker. - And I'm Diane Simmons. Tonight, the problem Trans National uçaðýnýn control çýkmasýyl to the state again in Quahog heaven. Channel 5 çaðrýsýnýn help from the pilot has a special log. Uh, hello, where those? Ah, here we have a little problem. We need to use a little help or çakýlacaðýz place. So, there is also a þ "Last Holiday" Did I turn off I would have a problem? These people shall see a comedy of the last things-made "Queen Latifah Ski" does not stop fact no te fair. Cleveland, look, you just place düþt in. It can not stop at the top of this thing. Hey, kid. Oturmamýn a mind right? Hugh Hefner ?! If there is something on your mind when fitted to. Oh, what I say or I? I do not deserve to be a pilot. - I caused everyone to çakýlmasýn. - You've done the best of you can do? No. Going to save this, it was the last to be fired instead. This reminds me hear when maybe one of you in the name. John Holmes. Gelmiþ past biggest porn star. What do you remember him once saying? He said: "You know," and so on. Glenn Quagmire saw my best damn pilot "- said John Holmes that? - Of course he is doing a lot of people unprotected sex. AIDS caught a lot of pain in a way that just before he died. Sorry, Hef . There's a plane to Downloading. - we will die! - I can not believe happened to it! - Help! - Help! Dude, we're using you to all our powers to download below. edge pulled the mister. that's what I'll take it. Peter, I quagmire. so what I told you now I want you to listen carefully and your Application. Valve pull up the hand you received and the control arm gently in. Okay. Well, you see now of buttons there drunk a eþcinsel man eyes? Yes, I see. Well, press the button on exactly loyal. the drama of the Flight 209 new the developments. which kovulmuþ in recent days trying to plane konuþarak downloads by captain Glenn Quagmire it seems. Ollie Williams on the spot. Ollie? - wrong havaalanýndayým. - Oop. Well, thank you, they Ollie. Queued: Why all I encountered Asyalýy to "Chung King" you say? Hot water news server. After that. Well, Peter, is the entry to the control arm gently. And in the second place activate the wheels of said emergency brake. - Baþardýk! - Alaluya to! Again! Well, think back to watch the end of the last holidays are not the only something else. Damn! Oh, no, yapamadý. - Oh, yes, he did. - No, yapamadý. - Yes, he did. - No, yapamadý. - Yes, he did, Peter! I saw just now! - All right, calm down. Oh, Glenn, for you too excited. Yes, to send you back to your work than our time he did not take - and now a hero. - Yes, and arrested very happy Aircraft kidnapping because for you I takmýy even federal prison týkýlmayý. Þeyy, baþaramazdým it without you guys. All of my back problems could arise saðladýnýz whether the sake help me. It never yaptýðýnýzý unutmayacaðým. now, if you allow if I have to go to work. Subtitle: sylar_54 there now of buttons you see a drunk man eþcinsel eyes? Yes, I see. Well, press the button on exactly loyal. Flight studies of new developments in the drama of the 209. Which kovulmuþ in recent days, according to Captain Glenn Quagmire It seems is trying to plane konuþarak download. Ollie Williams on the spot. Ollie? - Wrong havaalanýndayým. - Oop. Well, thank you, they Ollie. Queued: Why all I encountered Asyalýy to "Chung King" you say? Hot water news server. After that. Well, Peter, is the entry to the control arm gently. And in the second place activate the wheels of said emergency brake. - Baþardýk! - Alaluya to! Again! Well, think back to watch the end of the last holidays are not the only something else. Damn! Oh, no, yapamadý. - Oh, yes, he did. - No, yapamadý. - Yes, he did. - No, yapamadý. - Yes, he did, Peter! I saw just now! - All right, calm down. Oh, Glenn, for you too excited. Yes, to send you back to your work than our time he did not take - and now a hero. - Yes, and arrested very happy Aircraft kidnapping because for you I takmýy even federal prison týkýlmayý. Þeyy, baþaramazdým it without you guys. All of my back problems could arise saðladýnýz whether the sake help me. It never yaptýðýnýzý unutmayacaðým. now, if you allow if I have to go to work. Subtitle: sylar_54 there now of buttons you see a drunk man eþcinsel eyes? Yes, I see. Well, press the button on exactly loyal. Flight studies of new developments in the drama of the 209. Which kovulmuþ in recent days, according to Captain Glenn Quagmire It seems is trying to plane konuþarak download. Ollie Williams on the spot. Ollie? - Wrong havaalanýndayým. - Oop. Well, thank you, they Ollie. Queued: Why all I encountered Asyalýy to "Chung King" you say? Hot water news server. After that. Well, Peter, is the entry to the control arm gently. And in the second place activate the wheels of said emergency brake. - Baþardýk! - Alaluya to! Again! Well, think back to watch the end of the last holidays are not the only something else. Damn! Oh, no, yapamadý. - Oh, yes, he did. - No, yapamadý. - Yes, he did. - No, yapamadý. - Yes, he did, Peter! I saw just now! - All right, calm down. Oh, Glenn, for you too excited. Yes, to send you back to your work than our time he did not take - and now a hero. - Yes, and arrested very happy Aircraft kidnapping because for you I takmýy even federal prison týkýlmayý. Þeyy, baþaramazdým it without you guys. All of my back problems could arise saðladýnýz whether the sake help me. It never yaptýðýnýzý unutmayacaðým. now, if you allow if I have to go to work. Subtitle: sylar_54