Ren's Pecs

[The episode begins at the beach, Stimpy was reading a beach magazine. Stimpy looks around and sees Ren with two womens.]

Women: Ooh, what a hero!

Stimpy: Don't stay out to the sun too long, Ren. You know you have doubted kit skin.

Ren: Be quiet, you eediot! Can't you see that I'm operating? [Strong Men kicks sand on Ren's mouth, Ren spits out the sand and coughs out too and rubs his eyes] Hey! Who's kicking sand? Why you... I'll kick you into next we- AAahh.. [Looks at Strong Guy]

Strong Men: You gonna WHAT, skinny? [Ren gulps] Did you say something wienie, boy?

Ren: Oh no, sir.

Strong Men: [growls] Yeah, that's what I thought. Oh, by the way. I was just kicking sand.

[Strong Men was kicking cat litter at Ren, Ren coughs and smiles.]

Ren: Thank you, sir. [smiles]

Strong Men: [laughs] Come on, dolls. Let's go play for quackys.

[Strong Men was baring two womens, Ren was feel grumpy, he shivers and rage anger and his face extremely red. Stimpy cames up.]

Stimpy: Well, Ren, where'd your little friends go? I threw play?

[Ren grabs Stimpy and he's about to punch Stimpy. Stimpy was sad and Ren does it, Ren stops and starts tearing up, Ren looks at the skinny hands.]

Ren: Look at me, Stimpy. What a pathetic wimp I am. [sobbing] If only I had... huge pectoral muscles! [sobbing]

[The ocean waves onscreen and Charles Globe appears.]

Charles Globe: My friend, that's exactly what you need. [brave pose]

Stimpy: It's Charles Globe! World famous fitness guru and socialite gadfly. [Charles Globe rolls his face and stops]

Charles Globe: If you have large pectoral muscles, no one would push you around again!

Ren: But, I am too able to workout.

Charles Globe: [surprised] Workout?! [rolls his face and stops, laughs] Why, I've never workout a day in my life! And look at me! [abs are very strong] Haven't you ever heard of pectoral to plasty? We're living in the future in my friend! All you have to do is move our fat cells for one part of your body and have them protect of your patrieal void. Look how it changed me. [has a picture of Charles Globe with big knees, Ren was so excited, screams happily, looks at skinny thing and feels sad]

Ren: I'll always be a wimp! Will I have no fat cells before I got planned. [Stimpy has a butt and sun was shining.]

Stimpy: I have a lot of cells, Ren. You can have some of mine.

Ren: [surprised] Your fat cells?

Stimpy: Don't worry, Ren. After all, I am a card taring professional donor.

Ren: Oh Stimpy, you are my true friend. [hugs Stimpy, Charles Globe tears up joyful, fades to Institute of Pectology.]

Nurse Announcer: Calling Dr. Howerd, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howerd!

[Ren looks at Stimpy, Ren looks back.]

Doctor: Hmmm, A new feset forticial, mam?

Nurse: Mmm-hmm?

Doctor: Hmmm... Serious. Alright, Mr. Hoek. Just relax, and breathe deeply

[Ren breathe deeply and shocked.]

Ren: Stimpy.

Stimpy: Yes, Ren...

Ren: If I, don't make it. [Ren breathe deeply] Take.. take that breathyyyy.... [asleep]

Doctor: The patience deseeded. I'll carb. Knife. [Nurse gives a knife to doctor]

Nurse: Knife.

[Doctor stabs Ren.]

Doctor: Come on, son! I'm trying! [stabs and splatters for it's blood] Uh oh. Whoops. Flamb. [Nurse give a Flamb to doctor]

Nurse: Flamb.

Doctor: Oh man! [growls] Keep it coming! [Nurse gives another flamb and another overand over and over and over again and it stops] Well, the patients open and resetive. Vectral intacmetarial.

Nurse: Yes doctor. Grayday bodyfat.

Doctor: Okie Doke. [drops a grayday bodyfat splashes at Ren three times, fades the surgial recovery ward]

Ren: [scratches his body] Stimpy, you forgot to get his wraps off! I'm gonna die and itchy!

Stimpy: [scratch his butt] Me too.

Doctor: Alright boys, what do we say we take these bandages off.

Ren: YAY!

Stimpy: YIPPEEE!!!

Doctor: Just relax, this won't take long. [Doctor wraps his bandage off at Stimpy, Stimpy has no butt and he feels sad] Oh don't worry, son. You steal have your witz.

Ren: Hey doc, Me next! ME ME! ME ME!

Doctor: Alright alright, scooby dooby dee dah. Dooba dooba wah wah. Rabba dabba kay kay. Sabby dum bum. [Doctor wraps his bandage off at Ren, Ren has a huge muscles.]

Ren: Doc, I'm feel great, powerful, DANGEROUS. At last! [laughs maniacally] COME ON, YOU! [Ren grabs Stimpy and go for the beach.] We're going to the beach! [Fades to the beach, Stimpy was creating a sweater, looks at Ren]

Women: Ohhh, check it out. Wow.

Strong Men: Well well well. [Ren shocked] If it isn't the little mosquito men. With big new muscles or less. Have you come to teach me a lesson? [Ren abs smash at Strong Men] Ouch! GET IT OFF OF ME! GET IT OFF OF ME! [Ren abs smash to the ground side to side at Strong Men, spins around and throws the Strong Men and falls to the water, SPLASH!]

Ren: Well, that's that.

Two Womens: Mmmm...

Ren: Hey Stimpy, me and the babes are gonna take off.

Stimpy: [sad] Oh, so you're leaving then?

Ren: [sad] Yeah, I guess it's time for me to move on, ol pal.

Stimpy: Well, I'm not surprised. You don't need me slowing you down now. [sobbing] Here.

Ren: A muscle shirt.

Stimpy: I admit it. [sniffs] Just for you.

Ren: [wears muscle shirt, happy] It's, it's beautiful. Thanks man.

Stimpy: You go on now. Go. Go on. [sniffs] Before you change my mind. Get outta here. Go. GO! [Ren walks off sadly, Stimpy sobbing] Find... [sniffs] Ren can be happy. [giggles]

[Ren was running with two womens in slow motion, Ren laughs maniacally and the iris stops at Ren's head.]

Ren: [narrating] And there you have it. Who would if thought that from the sad and homble beginnings that I was dangling to become... A hollywood legend. [The iris was closing and the iris was opening to Hollywood.] First, I did a few action pictures.

Director: And... action!

[Ren was fighting a spatula with his sword]

Director: CUT!

[Ren was a brave one and Mr. Horse does it too.]

Director: Aprintive.

[Director takes a pictures about Ren's Pecs.]

Ren: [narrating] I did a little maddlering worker have come. You know, bake cakes stuff. I tell ya, the minions couldn't get enough of you. Now here I see it, water of a glory my flame and fortune. But I never forgot that we own it all to one person, one friend whos there for me and I NEEDED HIM! Yes sir, I own it all to...

Stimpy: [offscreen] Your prone smoothie, sir.

Ren: Huh? Oh yeah. Thanks. [sees the smoothie] Hey!

Stimpy: [offscreen] Yes sir?

Ren: You're facing the wrong way.

Stimpy: [offscreen] Oh, sorry sir. Forgive me.

Ren: That's better. [slurps his lips and shock] Hey! You! Come back here!

Stimpy: Yes sir?

Ren: Uhhh, you look familar. You worked here for long?

Stimpy: No sir, I-I-I just started today.

Ren: Hmmm... Get back to work.

Stimpy: Yes sir! [tears off] He's so happy. [walks off]

Ren: Now where was I? Oh yeah.

Ren: [narrating] The guy who made it all possible...

Stimpy: [narrating] Charles Globe!

[Fades to black, the episode ends.]