Robotnik's Pyramid Scheme

This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Robotnik's Pyramid Scheme".

[The episode begins with a view outside a Roman Colluseum.]
 * Robotnik: Run, you dumbbots, run!

[Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder, all of whom are locked in a stock, are running from an angry lion, who roars as he chases at them.]
 * Scratch: Ow-how-how! Ow! Ow! Oh!

[Grounder's nose dangles from his face.]
 * Grounder: Ow! You're ripping my nose cone off!
 * Robotnik: That lion is going to rip off more than your stup...

[''Before Robotnik can finish, he trips, and he, Scratch, and Grounder all scream as they fall over. The lion roars at them, and they all scream as run out of the stock, landing with a thud.'']
 * Robotnik: Ah, we're saved!

[Julius Robotnikus, Robotnik's distant cousin, is seen tapping his right index finger on the podium.]
 * Robotnik: That's my distant cousin, Julius Robotnikus!

[Grounder points his left drill at Julis Robonikus.]
 * Grounder: Hey, he looks just like you!

[''Julis Robotnik looks over at Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder, and gives them a thumbs-down with his left hand. Scratch points his right index finger at him as he looks at Robotnik'']
 * Scratch: Acts just like you, too!
 * Robotnik: Why, that rotten...

[''The lion roars at Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder, who all turn to face him, and scream as they stare in shock at them. They all grab hold of the stock with their hands and drills and put it in the lion's mouth.'']
 * Robotnik: Quick! Back to the time machine!

[''The lion tosses the stock aside and growls as he runs after Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder. They all scream as they hop into the time machine, and it disappears just in time as the lion pounces at it, missing. A view inside the time warp is now shown as the time machine travels through it.'']
 * Robotnik: That no-good hedgehog may have stopped me from getting the first two Chaos Emeralds,

[''Robotnik grabs a roll of paper with an image of the four Chaos Emeralds with his right hand and unfolds it with his left. The camera zooms in on the picture of the Chaos Emerald of Immortality.'']
 * Robotnik: But he won't stop me from getting the Emerald of Immortality! With it, I'll live forever, and have unlimited time to defeat Sonic and conquer the universe!

[Robotnik pulls the levers forward with both his hands, and Grounder screams as the time machine travels faster through the warp.]
 * Grounder: There goes my lunch!

[The screen transitions to a view of the beach, and the camera moves over to Tails, who is dressed in a blue bathing suit and standing next to his surfboard.]
 * Sonic: Whoa!
 * Tails: Go, Sonic!

[Sonic, who is dressed in a red bathing suit and sunglasses, spins counter-clockwise as he surfs on the wave.]
 * Sonic: Whoa! Whoa, yeah!

[Sonic lifts his sunglasses with his left hand.]
 * Sonic: Whoa! Babe off the port bow!

[''The Possum Beach Bunny, who resembles Miss Possum from "Magnificent Sonic" is seen riding a pink surfboard. Sonic surfs up to her.'']
 * Sonic: Hiya, beach bunny! What do you say we share the wave and a couple of chili dogs? Check out this maneuver!

[''The Possum Beach Bunny gasps as Sonic does a backflip, then she applauds. Sonic surfs on the wave as Professor Caninestein, who is dressed in a hawaiian shirt, is riding the Time Warp Boogie Board, holding the lever to it in his left hand as he waves with his right.'']
 * Professor Caninestein: Sonic!

[Sonic begins to lose his balance on the surfboard.]
 * Sonic: Not you again!

[The wave washes over Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Whoa!

[The wave tosses Sonic, who grunts as he spins across the sand.]
 * Sonic: Whoa!

[Sonic bounces off a barbecue grill, and surfs across the sand.]
 * Sonic: Whoa!

[Tails gasps, then flies into the air just in time to avoid Sonic surfing into him.]
 * Sonic: Whoa!

[''Sonic bounces off a bumper, and past the Walrus Lifeguard, who gasps when he sees him. The Possum Beach Bunny stops when she reaches the shore, tosses her surfboard in the air with her right foot, and catches it in both her hands. She then sets it down to her left side.'']
 * Sonic: Whoa!

[''The Possum Beach Bunny gasps as Sonic lands near her, losing his sunglasses in the process. Sonic looks up at her.'']
 * Sonic: Uh, pretty cool, huh? Uh, I call that thumper-boarding.

[Sonic's surfboard lands behind him and hits him on the head many times.]
 * Sonic: Yikes!

[The Possum Beach Bunny walks away from Sonic as the camera zooms in on him.]
 * Sonic: And I call that a bored beach bunny.

[''The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic pulls his surfboard out with both his hands. He looks angrily over at Caninestein as he stops his Time Warp Boogie Board near him.'']
 * Sonic: Thanks a heap, Professor Caninestein! You really cowa-bungled that for me!

[''Caninestein, who is holding a book in both his hands, walks up to Sonic. He opens the book.'']
 * Caninestein: Sorry, Sonic, but I've got terrible news!

[On the page of the book is a picture of Sonic's family tree.]
 * Caninestein: Look at this! Your family history is being erased!

[''The pictures of Sonic's distant relatives disappear, until only the picture of Sonic himself remains. Caninestein closes the book.'']
 * Caninestein: And if you don't do something fast, you'll vanis along with them!
 * Tails: But how could this be happening?

[Sonic and Caninestein point their right index fingers at each other in unison.]
 * Sonic: Dr. Robotnik!
 * Caninestein: Your only hope is to go back in time to before he messes with your ancestors and stop him!

[Sonic points his right thumb at himself, then his right index finger at Caninestein.]
 * Sonic: I'm hip, Doc! Where are those time-space boots you invented?
 * Caninestein: Oh, they're yesterday's news.

[Caninestein points his left hand at the Time Warp Boogie Board, which Sonic and Tails look over at.]
 * Caninestein: This is the latest thing in time travel! I call it my Time Warp Boogie Board!
 * Tails: Way cool!
 * Caninestein: You'll be able to circle the planet at the speed of light and enter the time warp!

[Sonic and Tails run onto the Time Warp Boogie Board, and Sonic grabs the lever with both his hands.]
 * Sonic: In that case, let's boogie!
 * Caninestein: It's pre-set to take you to the proper time-space coordinates!

[''The Time Warp Boogie Board flies into the air, and the camera cuts to a view outside the planet Mobius as it circles it many times. Eventually, the planet flashes, and a view inside the time warp is shown as Sonic and Tails, both of whom are no longer wearing their bathing suits, travel through them.'']
 * Sonic: Up, over, and surf's up!

[''The screen transitions to a view of the desert of Ancient Mobigypt, and the camera moves over to the city. It then cuts to a view inside the city as various citizens walk the streets, and the camera moves over to the right side of the screen as Robotnik's time machine appears in the alley.'']
 * Robotnik: Ah, Ancient Mobigypt! Right on the money!

[Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all run out of the time machine and peer out from behind the alley.]
 * Robotnik: Now all we have to do is find a very special relative of Sonic's, and that blasted hedgehog will be history!

[Robotnik tiptoes out of the alley, and Scratch and Grounder follow behind him.] [''The screen transitions to a view of a building site as Masonic, Sonic's Ancient Mobigyptian relative, is holding a bricklaying trowel in each hand. He scoops up some cement in the trowel in his left hand, and puts the cement in the trowel on the right. He then runs up to a small brick wall, and makes it bigger.'']
 * Robotnik: There he is! Masonic the Hedgehog!

[Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder are all revealed to be hiding in wicker baskets as the camera zooms in on them.]
 * Robotnik: The fastest bricklayer in all of Mobigypt! According to history, on this very day, Masonic will meet Penelope and fall in... love!
 * Scratch: Love? Ewww!
 * Grounder: Gag me with a piston!
 * Robotnik: If we can stop them from meeting, they'll never marry! Won't have children, whose children won't have children, etcetra, etcetra, and then... ha ha ha ha! No Sonic!
 * Scratch: Don't worry, your evilness! We'll make sure those hedgehogs never meet! Bwahaha!

[''Scratch and Grounder climb out of their wicker baskets and run away. The camera cuts to a view of a Pig Vendor as a dog riding a camel moves past him. It then moves over to Penelope, who is running a chili dog stand.'']
 * Penelope: Chili dogs! Hot chili dogs!

[''Masonic, who is holding a trowel in his left hand, and a brick in his right, drops the brick and sighs. He then wipes his head with his right hand.'']
 * Masonic: Phew! Time for a break!

[Masonic tosses his trowel aside and walks away.]
 * Masonic: I could sure go for a chili dog right now!

[As Masonic walks towards Penelope's chili dog stand, the camera moves over to Grounder, who is dressed like an egyptian as he peers out from behind the alley.]
 * Grounder: Will you hurry up? He's about to meet her!

[Tails points at Masonic, Scratch, and Grounder with his right index finger.]
 * Tails: Sonic, look! It's Scratch and Grounder!

[Scratch and Grounder lead Masonic, who is holding both his arms in the air, into a tent.]
 * Sonic: And they're kidnapping my ancestor, Masonic!

[''Sonic pulls the lever back with both his hands, and the Time Warp Boogie Board moves forward. Inside the tent, Scratch and Grounder lead Masonic to Robotnik.'']
 * Robotnik: Excellent! We'll just keep him under wraps so he'll never meet his future bride!

[''Robotnik grabs a rope to his left side with his left hand and ties it around Masonic. Sonic then flies the Time Warp Boogie Board above Robotnik, who flinches.'']
 * Sonic: Not this time, Robuttnik!
 * Robotnik: Sonic?!

[''Sonic flies the Time Warp Boogie Board into Grounder, who grunts. Masonic spins, untying the rope and setting him free. Grounder flies through the air'']
 * Grounder: Whoa!

[''Grounder flies through the tent, and screams as he continues flying through the air, and into a field of camels. He grunts as he hits one in the butt and lands behind it.'']
 * Grounder: Uh, excuse me.

[''The camel looks angrily at Grounder and kicks his head with both its rear feet. Grounder screams as his head flies through the air. At a stand, a parrot vendor is holding a lamp in his right hand.'']
 * Parrot Vendor: Lamps, candlesticks!

[''Grounder's head lands on the table. The Parrot Vendor picks up Grounder's head with both his hands, then tosses it aside.'']
 * Parrot Vendor: Junk!

[''Sonic flies the Time Warp Boogie Board loop over Scratch, who flinches. Scratch screams, then yells in pain as Sonic lands it on him multiple times.'']
 * Tails: Cool ride, Sonic!
 * Sonic: That's nothing! Scope this move!

[''Sonic flies the Time Warp Boogie Board towards Robotnik, who screams as he stares in shock at him, then flinches, causing Sonic to miss him. Sonic jumps off the Time Warp Boogie Board, and it gets under the rug Robotnik is standing on. Robotnik growls, then screams as it flies him out of the tent, and through a pile of camel dung, with a sign that says, CAMEL DUNG atop it.'']
 * Robotnik: D'oh!

[''The Time Warp Boogie Board flies Robotnik through a tent with a sign that says, SWORDS AND KNIVES on it, and a sword juggler is seen standing in front of it. Robotnik grunts as he flies into and out of the tent. When he gets out, his clothes are torn. He then flies into an obelisk and groans in pain as he slides down it. Stars spin around his head, and he stands up wearily.'']
 * Robotnik: Oh, I feel like a truck hit me!

[The top of the obelisk breaks, and Robotnik groans as it falls on him.]
 * Robotnik: Make that an obelisk!

[Tails runs up to Sonic.]
 * Tails: You did it, Sonic! Now he can meet the girl and get married!
 * Sonic: Yeah!

[The Time Warp Boogie Board flies back to Sonic and Tails, who jump onto it.]
 * Sonic: What do you say we celebrate with a couple of chili dogs?

[''Sonic and Tails fly away on the Time Warp Boogie Board, and land it near Penelope's chili dog stand,w hich Masonic walks up to. Sonic jumps off the Time Warp Boogie board.'']
 * Penelope: Can I help you?
 * Sonic: Sure, babe!

[As Masonic walks up to Penelope's chili dog stand, Sonic holds up his right index and middle fingers.]
 * Sonic: Couple of chili dogs, mondo on the chili!

[Penelope holds up her right index and middle fingers.]
 * Penelope: Two chili dogs, coming up!

[''Penelope grabs the bowl with her left hand and the spoon with her right as she stirs. She then grabs the rightmost lid with her left hand and a spoon with her right. She scoops the beans inside it with her spoon, then pulls out a salt shaker with her left hand and shakes salt into the bowl. She then picks up the bowl with her left hand and stirs it with the spoon she is holding in her left. Both Sonic and Masonic tap their left foots impatiently.'']
 * Sonic: I'm waiting!
 * Masonic: And I can't wait any longer! I think I'll go get a felafel!

[''Masonic turns around and walks away. Penelope has a plate with a chili dog on it in each hand and hands them to Sonic, whose feet disappear as she walks away. Sonic turns to face Tails, who stares in shock as Sonic's legs disappear. He points his right index finger at Sonic.'']
 * Tails: Sonic, you're fading away!

[Sonic tosses the plates into the air in shock.]
 * Sonic: Oh no! Uh, I just caused Masonic to miss the babe! That means I'm never gonna be born!

[Sonic's body, and then his head disappear.]
 * Tails: Sonic! He's gone!

[''The camera cuts to a view of Robotnik and Scratch, who peer behind the alley as the camera zooms in on them. Robotnik laughs evilly.'']
 * Robotnik: Yes! He got rid of himself for me! Now I can get the Chaos Emerald of Immortality without being bothered by that little blue twerp!

[Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all run out of the alley as Tails trembles in fear.]
 * Tails: Uh, what am I gonna do?

[Tails nervously bites on the fur of his left tail, which he holds in both his hands.]
 * Tails: What would Sonic do? Nothing; he doesn't exist now that Masonic never met Penelope! That's it!

[''Tails runs onto the Time Warp Boogie Board and pulls back on the lever with both his hands. He flies it past Masonic, who is at a stand with a sign that says, FELAFEL WORLD on it, holding a felafel in both his hands. Masonic grunts as the felafel falls out of his hands.'']
 * Masonic: My felafel!

[''Tails runs up to Masonic. He grabs his left arm with his right hand.'']
 * Tails: Forget your felafel! Chili dogs are in your future!

[''Tails leads Masonic onto the Time Warp Boogie Board, and flies it towards Penelope's chili dog stand. He then pulls the lever forward with both his hands, and Masonic flies through the air.'']
 * Masonic: Whoa!

[''Penelope stares at Masonic in shock and gasps. Masonic stands up and dusts himself off with his left hand. Hearts appear in his eyes as he stares lovingly at Penelope.'']
 * Masonic: Hello.

[Penlope picks up a plate with a chili dog on it with her right hand.]
 * Penelope: Chili dog?

[Masonic walks lovingly up to Penelope.]
 * Masonic: I'll take a dozen!
 * Tails: Yes!

[''Tails snaps the fingers on his right hand, and Sonic reappears next to him. Sonic looks around in amazement.'']
 * Sonic: Wow! Where was I?

[Tails waves his left hand at Sonic.]
 * Tails: Never mind!

[''Tails then points his right index finger, and Sonic runs off. Penelope stacks the plates of chili dogs atop each other, and Masonic stares lovingly at her as she does this'']
 * Tails: We gotta get robotnik before he gets the Chaos Emerald!

[Sonic then flies the Time Warp Boogie Board past Masonic and Penelope.]
 * Sonic: Right! Let's juice!

[''Penelope and Masonic stare lovingly at each other, and Masonic sighs as hearts spin around them. The screen then transitions to the next scene, where a view of the temple of Mobigypt is shown as the camera zooms in on it. It then cuts to a view inside, and moves over to Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder, the last of whom is shining a flashlight where his left drill would be on the Pharoah of Mobigypt.'']
 * Robotnik: For the last time, in which pyramid is the Chaos Emerald of Immortality buried?
 * Pharoah of Mobigypt: No, I'll never tell!
 * Robotnik: All right, give him the treatment!

[''Scratch's chest compartment is open. He reaches inside with his right hand and pulls out a feather as he removes the Pharoah's right shoe with his left hand.'']
 * Scratch: You asked for it!

[Scratch tickles the Pharoah's foot with the feather, and the Pharoah laughs uncontrollably.]
 * Pharoah: No, please!

[''The Pharoah continues laughing uncontrollably as Scratch continues tickling him. Scratch eventually stops, and turns to face Robotnik.'']
 * Scratch: It's no use, your sadisticness, he won't talk!

[Scratch points his right index finger at the Pharoah, and Robotnik runs up to him.]
 * Robotnik: Have it your way!

[Robotnik swats Scratch aside with his left hand.]
 * Robotnik: If you won't talk, I'll make myself Pharoah!

[Robotnik grabs the Pharoah's hat with his left hand, then walks away.]
 * Robotnik: And force all of my subjects to build pyramids,

[In the next scene, Robotnik is dressed like a pharoah and holding a scepter in his left hand.]
 * Robotnik: Until someone tells me what I want to know!
 * Grounder: All bow before his bloatedness, Pharoah Robotnik!

[''Scratch and Grounder bow at Robotnik. Sonic then flies the Time Warp Boogie Board into the temple.'']
 * Sonic: This hedgehog bows to no one!

[Tails points his right index finger at Robotnik.]
 * Tails: Especially a slobola like you!

[As Tails jumps off the Time Warp Boogie Board, Robotnik points his right index finger at Sonic.]
 * Robotnik: But you don't exist! You were never born!
 * Sonic: Oh, yes! Two pounds, three ounces. I was a cute little bouncing ball!

[''Sonic kicks the Time Warp Boogie Board with his left foot, and holds up both his arms. He catches the Time Warp Boogie Board in them, and points his left index finger at Robotnik.'']
 * Sonic: And you're an ugly bouncing blob!
 * Robotnik: Is that right?

[Robotnik claps his hands.]
 * Robotnik: Guards!

[''The Mobigyptian Guards, who resemble grey wolves, run up to Sonic and Tails, holding spears in their hands. One of them puts handcuffs on Sonic's ankles with both his hands.'']
 * Sonic: Hey!

[''Tails gasps as another Mobigyptian Guard puts handcuffs on his ankles. Sonic and Tails hold up both their arms as the Mobigyptian Guards lead them out of the temple. One of them is holding the Time Warp Boogie board in both his hands.'']
 * Robotnik: Take them to the pyramid with the others! Sonic the slave will be building monuments to me For the rest of his insignifigant life!

[''Robotnik laughs evilly, and the screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic, Tails, and Masonic are in the process of building a sphinx for Robotnik, and they all grunt as the push a block with both their hands. Beads of sweat pour down from Sonic and Tails' heads.'']
 * Tails: I don't know how much more of this I can stand, Sonic!
 * Sonic: Relax, little bro. It can't take that much longer to build this thing!

[Sonic looks over at Masonic.]
 * Sonic: Can it?
 * Masonic: With two million more blocks to place, I figure 20, 30 years tops!
 * Sonic: Huh?

[''Sonic stops, and turns to face the camera as it zooms in on him. The screen fades to black. In the next scene, a Paperboy Cat in a red baseball cap is holding a stone newspaper in his left hand as he pulls a cart full of them with his right.'']
 * Paperboy Cat: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Pharoabotnik takes over Mobigypt!

[''The camera moves over to the temple, and inside, Robotnik paces the floor. Scratch is now dressed like a Mobigyptian Slave and holding a spear in his left hand, and Grounder's head is on a gryphon's body. The Paperboy cat stops outside the temple and tosses a stone newspaper inside with his right hand. The newspaper hits Scratch on the head and splits in half. Scratch groans as he falls over.'']
 * Grounder: Wow! Talk about late-breaking news!

[Grounder picks up half the stone newspaper with both his front hooves.]
 * Grounder: Hey, look! There's a picture of the boss!

[Robotnik turns to face Grounder upon hearing this and walks up to him.]
 * Robotnik: What does it say?

[On the newspaper, a picture of Robotnik dressed like a Pharoah is shown as the camera zooms out on it..]
 * Grounder: Beats me. These anicent guys don't know how to write! They just draw little pictures!
 * Robotnik: Give me that!

[Robotnik snatches the newspaper with both his hands, and the camera zooms in on him.]
 * Robotnik: Of course! The Mobigyptians were known for writing down everything in heiroglyphics!

[Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all walk up to a wall with heiroglyphics on it.]
 * Robotnik: Which means somewhere around here, it should say where the Chaos Emerald is hidden!
 * Grounder: No problem, your overstuff-edness!

[Grounder lifts his crown with both his front hooves.]
 * Grounder: My computer brain can analyze these heiro-whatsits!

[Scratch pushes Grounder's crown down with both his hands, and Grounder tries to push it back up.]
 * Scratch: My computer brain analyze it faster than his!

[''Grounder pushes his crown up, and he and Scratch growl as they look at each other up close. They run away in separate directions, and Scratch runs his left index finger over one set of heiroglyphics, while Grounder runs his left front hoof over another. They both run towards each other as they look over the rest of the heiroglyphics.'']
 * Scratch and Grounder: Found it!

[Scratch and Grounder run into each other.]
 * Scratch: Ow-how-how!

[Scratch and Grounder fall over, and Robotnik walks up to the heiroglyphics.]
 * Robotnik: Let me see that!

[Robotnik, Scratch and Grounder all look over the heiroglyphics.]
 * Scratch: It says the Chaos Emerald is in the pyramid of Robotnikhotep the First!

[Scratch points his right index finger at the heiroglyphic of Robotnikhotep.]
 * Robotnik: Ah, wouldn't you know it? My own ancestor had the Chaos Emerald!
 * Grounder: But if he had the emerald, why would it be buried in the pyramid?

[Grounder scratches his head with his left front hoof.]
 * Robotnik: Never mind that! We're off to the Pyramid of Robotnikhotep!

[''As Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all walk away, the camera zooms out, revealing Penelope to be hiding behind a pillar, having heard everything. She runs away to find Masonic, and the screen transitions to the next scene, where he, Sonic, and Tails continue pushing the block. They all grunt as they do so, and Penelope shows up in a cloak. They turn to face her, and she pulls down the hood with both her hands.'']
 * Masonic: Penelope?

[Masonic points his right index finger at Penelope.]
 * Masonic: What are you doing here?
 * Penelope: Pharoabotnik has discovered that the Chaos Emerald of Immortality is in the pyramid of Robotnikhotep!
 * Tails: But how can we stop him with these chains on our legs?

[Sonic holds up his right index finger.]
 * Sonic: This heat must be slowing my brain! Why didn't I think of it before!

[''Sonic reaches behind his back with both his hands, and pulls out a hammer in his right and a chisel in his left. He carves onto the block, creating a cloud of dust. When the dust clears, a heiroglyphic of him in chains is revealed to be on the block. Masonic points his right index finger at the heiroglypic.'']
 * Masonic: What good is that going to do?
 * Sonic: When my friend, Professor Caninestein learns about this strange heiroglyphic in the future, he'll send me back...

[''Sonic holds out his right hand as a handsaw suddenly appears above it. He catches it in the same hand.'']
 * Sonic: One of these!

[Penelope points her left index finger at Sonic.]
 * Penelope: How did you do that?

[The camera moves over to Sonic, who is now holding the handsaw in his left hand as he holds his right one out like a stop sign.]
 * Sonic: No time for explanations!

[''Sonic grabs his right foot with his right hand as he saws the chains with the handsaw, breaking them. He then runs up to Masonic and saws the chains with the handsaw, breaking them, then runs up to Tails and saws the chains with the handsaw, breaking them. He then runs up to a chariot and grabs it with both his hands as Tails, Masonic, and Penelope run onboard it.'']
 * Sonic: Quick! Get in the chariot!
 * Masonic: What about the horse?
 * Sonic: Who needs horses when you've got hedgehog power?

[''Sonic runs in place, then runs away with the chariot in tow. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik and Scratch are in a chariot of their own. Scratch pulls the reins with both his hands.'']
 * Scratch: D'oh, can't you go any faster, you slowpoke?

[Grounder is revealed to be pulling Robotnik's chariot.]
 * Grounder: Oh, not with this...

[Grounder coughs.]
 * Grounder: Sand in my...

[Grounder inhales.]
 * Grounder: Carberator!

[''Grounder coughs. Scratch pulls out a pair of binoculars with his left hand and looks through them. A view through the binoculars is shown as Sonic runs, towing the chariot with Tails, Masonic, and Penelope in it.'']
 * Scratch: Sonic's heading this way!

[Robotnik grabs the reins with both his hands.]
 * Robotnik: Forget about him! Just get me to the pyramid, triple time!
 * Grounder: If you say so!

[''Grounder turns his treads into jet engines, making Robotnik's chariot go faster. Sonic follows behind Robotnik's chariot, which Tails points his left index finger at.'']
 * Tails: Robotnik, dead ahead!
 * Sonic: Not for long!

[Sonic runs up to Robotnik's chariot, and Robotnik pulls the reins with both his hands.]
 * Robotnik: This'll fix that little twit!

[''Robotnik pulls a lever with his right hand, and spikes emerge from the right wheel. Tails screams as he stares in shock.'']
 * Masonic: Whoa!

[Robotnik's chariot's right wheel rams Sonic's chariot's left wheel, tearing it.]
 * Masonic: He's grinding up our wheel!
 * Sonic: You know what they say,

[Sonic screeches to a halt and lets go of his chariot's handles.]
 * Sonic: "Monkey see, monkey saw!

[Sonic spins up to Robotnik's chariot and slices the right wheel off.]
 * Robotnik: Huh?

[''Sonic slices off the left wheel, and Robotnik and Scratch scream as their chariot loses control. Sonic then slices the middle of the chariot, splitting it in half. As Robotnik and Scratch continue screaming, the latter grabs the former's shoulders with both his hands.'']
 * Grounder: I'm out of control!
 * Robotnik: This is all your fault, you miserable fools!
 * Scratch: Well, look on the bright side, your angriness!

[Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all scream as they fly into the pyramid's wall and hit it.]
 * Scratch: We, we got you to the pyramid! Ha ha ha!

[''The wall of the pyramid breaks, and Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder fall through the hole. Sonic is now holding his chariot in both his hands again and stops outside the entrance to the pyramid. He sets the handles down.'']
 * Masonic: My grandfather built this pyramid! There's another way in! Follow me!

[''Masonic and Penelope jump out of the chariot, and Tails flies into the air. Sonic follows behind them, and the screen transitions to a view inside the pyramid as Robotnik grabs Scratch with his right hand and tosses him at a wall.'']
 * Robotnik: Get off of me, you numbbrains! The Chaos Emerald is in here somewhere, and I'm going to find it!
 * Grounder: But how will we see in this darkness!

[''Robotnik grabs Grounder's nose with his left hand and pulls it off. Sparks emit from Grounder's nose.'']
 * Grounder: Ouch!

[Grounder puts his right drill over the hole where his nose was, then his left.]
 * Grounder: Sorry I asked.

[''Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all walk through the pyramid. Meanwhile, Sonic, Tails, Penelope, and Masonic, the last of whom is holding a torch in his left hand, walk through another part of the pyramid. Masonic suddenly stops.'']
 * Masonic: Stop!

[''Masonic grabs Sonic's right shoulder with his right hand, and pulls him back just in time as two metal jaws snap together. Sonic looks up at the jaws in shock.'']
 * Tails: That was close!
 * Masonic: There are many booby traps! Be careful!

[''Sonic, Tails, Masonic, and Penelope all walk around the metal jaws. They come to a river of lava, which Tails looks down at.'']
 * Tails: How do we cross that?

[Masonic grabs a nearby block with both his hands, and turns to face Tails and Penelope.]
 * Masonic: Give me a hand!

[''Sonic and Tails run up to the block, and they, along with Masonic, all grunt as they push the block with all their hands. The block lands in the river of lava, and they, along with Penelope, jump onto the block.'']
 * Tails: Cool!

[The block floats across the river of lava, and the screen transitions to a view of Robotnik holding Grounder's nose in his left hand as he pushes Scratch and Grounder with his right.]
 * Robotnik: Come on, there's nothing to be worried about!

[''Scratch looks around, and a weight smashes him from above. When it lifts, he is flattened, and he groans as Grounder rolls up to him. He picks him up with both his hands, and Robotnik walks up to them, swatting at them with a hammer he is holding in his right hand. Grounder screams as Robotnik chases him and Scratch, and a trap door opens, revealing a spike on a spring, which bounces them against the ceiling. Scratch and Grounder scream as they hit the ceiling.'']
 * Robotnik: I told you there's nothing to worry about! These booby traps haven't even scratched me!

[Robotnik picks up the flattened Scratch and Grounder with both his hands and tosses them aside.]
 * Robotnik: Ha!

[''Robotnik walks through the pyramid as Scratch and Grounder land with a thud. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik walks up to a temple door with heiroglyphics written on it. Grounder rolls up to him.'']
 * Robotnik: This must be the entrance to the burial chamber!

[''Robotnik puts Grounder's nose back on his face. Grounder rubs it with both his drills, then pulls out a tissue with his right drill and blows his nose into it, with sparks emitting from it, then sighs with relief. The door opens, and Robotnik groans as it hits him in the face. Stars spin around his head, and he stumbles back. He and Grounder walk in and look down. Many gold rings are hanging from hooks inside the temple.'']
 * Grounder: Whoa! Oooh, wouldn't want to fall down there!

[Scratch points his left index finger at the heiroglyphics on the door.]
 * Scratch: Hmmm. According to this, in order to get into the burial chamber, you jump down the shaft, and if you can grab enough golden rings, the door at the other end opens, and you're in!
 * Grounder: Uh, what if you can't get enough rings?

[Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder.]
 * Robotnik: I guess that's why they call it a burial chamber!

[Scratch and Grounder stare in shock, and Scratch chuckles nervously as he holds up his right index finger.]
 * Scratch: I think I'll pass on this one!
 * Grounder: Heh. Likewise!

[Scratch and Grounder turn around and try to walk away, but Robotnik reaches for them, grabbing the former in his right arm, and the latter in his left.]
 * Robotnik: Get those rings or I'll wring your necks!

[''Scratch and Grounder scream as they fall through the temple. Scratch catches two rings in both his arms, and Grounder catches two rings in his left drill and nose. Scratch dodges a spear, and Grounder dodges a buzzsaw. Scratch then looks down and stares in shock at the spikes at the bottom of the pit.'']
 * Scratch: Uh-oh! We're coming to the end of our lives! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
 * Robotnik: How did you do?
 * Grounder: One... ring... short!

[Scratch and Grounder land on the spikes with a thud.]
 * Robotnik: No sweat.

[''Robotnik grabs one gold ring with his left hand, and jumps into the pit. The trap door opens, and Scratch and Grounder groan in pain. Robotnik bounces off them and lands on the ground below them.'']
 * Robotnik: We made it!
 * Scratch: Speak for yourself!

[A view of Robotnikhotep's sarcophagus is shown as the camera zooms out in it.]
 * Robotnik: This is it! The burial chamber of Robotnikhotep the first!

[Robotnik walks up to the sarcophagus and opens it with both his hands, revealing Robotnikhotep inside, and the Chaos Emerald of Immortality on a chain around his neck as the camera zooms in on it.]
 * Robotnik: Ah, the Chaos Emerald of Immortality!

[''Robotnik reaches for the emerald with both his hands, but just before he can grab it, Sonic jumps out of the pit, with Tails, Masonic, and Penelope following behind him. He points his left index finger at Robotnik.'']
 * Sonic: Not so fast, Robuttnik!

[''Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all turn to face Sonic, stare in shock at him, and scream. Robotnikhotep awakens.'']
 * Robotnikhotep: "Robuttnik"? Who dares insult Robotnikhotep?

[Robotnik and Scratch back away as Robotnikhotep jumps out of his sarcophagus and walks towards them.]
 * Sonic: I do!
 * Robotnikhotep: A hedgehog? I hate hedgehogs!

[Tails flies into the air and points his right index finger at Robotnikhotep as the latter walks towards him, Sonic, Masonic, and Penelope.]
 * Tails: It's after us!
 * Sonic: No prob! I'll stop that mondo mummy!

[''Sonic spins through Robotnikhotep's stomach, then his right arm. He then spins through both his knees, but quickly gets exhausted.'']
 * Sonic: I don't get it! He should have been cut to ribbons!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at Sonic.]
 * Robotnik: You spiny fool! He's immortal! You can't hurt him!

[Robotnikhotep grabs Sonic by his stomach and pulls him towards him.]
 * Robotnikhotep: But I can hurt you!

[''Robotnikhotep tosses Sonic aside. Tails ducks just in time as Sonic flies over him.'']
 * Sonic: Whoa-oh!

[''Sonic grunts as he hits a sarcophagus shaped like his ancient relative. The sarcophagus opens, revealing a Mummified hedgehog with a gold chain that has a light blue emerald that is otherwise identical to the Chaos Emerald of Immortality on it. Sonic stares in shock as the Mummified Hedgehog awakens and walks out. He crosses his arms and taps his right foot impatiently.'']
 * Mummified Hedgehog: I've been waiting... 5000 years for this!

[Robotnikhotep runs up to the Mummified Hedgehog.]
 * Robotnikhotep: You!
 * Mummified Hedgehog: Yeah!

[The Mummified Hedgehog points his right index finger at Robotnikhotep.]
 * Mummified Hedgehog: And I'm gonna kick your mummified buttnik!

[''The Mummified Hedgehog spins, and jumps on Robotnikhotep's head. Robotnikhotep growls angrily as he tries to swat at the Mummified Hedgehog with both his hands, but the Mummified Hedgehog jumps away. The Mummified Hedgehog is now holding a red cape in both his hands.'']
 * Mummified Hedgehog: Hey, mummy, mummy!

[''Robotnikhotep charges at the red cape, but the Mummified Hedgehog pulls it away, and Robotnikhotep hits a wall. He gets his head stuck in it, and as the Mummified Hedgehog runs up to Sonic, Robotnikhotep pulls his head out.'']
 * Mummified Hedgehog: Jeez, what a slow-mo!

[''The Mummified Hedgehog walks up to Robotnikhotep. He grabs his mustache with both his hands and ties it together, then pulls it apart with his right hand. Robotnikhotep growls as this happens. He stares in shock, then the Mummified Hedgehog squeezes his nose with his right hand. The Mummified Hedgehog then picks Robotnikhotep up with both his hands and tosses him aside. Robotnikhotep growls as he flies through the air, and Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all stare in shock as he lands near them.'']
 * Robotnik: You old fool! Let me have that Chaos Emerald!

[Masonic holds out his right hand like a stop sign.]
 * Masonic: Don't touch that! It's cursed!
 * Robotnik: Hedgehogwash!

[''Robotnik picks up the chain with the emerald on it with both his hands and puts it around his neck. Scratch and Grounder, believing what Masonic said, back away. Robotnik laughs evilly.'']
 * Robotnik: I'm immortal! I'll live forever!

[A white aura glows over Robotnik.]
 * Robotnikhotep: Phew! Thanks for making me mortal again!
 * Robotnik: But why should you want to be mortal?

[Robotnikhotep points his left index finger at Robotnik.]
 * Robotnikhotep: Are you kidding?

[Robotnikhotep points his left index finger at the Mummified Hedgehog, who taps his right foot impatiently.]
 * Robotnikhotep: Who wants to be chased by a crazy hedgehog for a zillion zillion years?

[''Robotnik stares in shock as a white aura glows over Robotnikhotep, who turns into a pile of sand. He then looks over at the Mummified Hedgehog, who runs away.'']
 * Robotnik: In that case, I'll just have to get rid of Sonic!

[''Sonic spins at Robotnik's stomach, but the power of the Chaos Emerald of Immortality protects Robotnik, and Sonic bounces off him. Sonic spins at Robotnik's stomach again, and bounces off it. The Mummified Hedgehog runs up to Sonic, who scratches his head with his right hand.'']
 * Sonic: Man, that guy's hard!

[The Mummified Hedgehog removes the chain with his emerald on it with both his hands and holds it up to Sonic.]
 * Mummified Hedgehog: Here, take this emerald! It will give you a blue energy shield to protect you against Robotnik's immortality!

[Sonic grabs the necklace with both his hands, and puts it around his neck.]
 * Sonic: Thanks!

[''The camera zooms out on Sonic as the emerald glows and a blue energy shield appears over Sonic. Robotnik walks up to him.''] Robotnik: Now I'm going to finish you off! [Sonic holds up his left index finger.]
 * Sonic: But first, how bout' a game of Hedgehog hockey?

[''Masonic, who is holding a hockey stick in both his hands, runs up to Sonic. He hits Sonic with it, and Sonic flies towards Robotnik, who moves out of the way just in time. Sonic bounces off the walls, and flies towards Scratch and Grounder. They look back at him, stare in shock, and scream as he flies into them. They fly into the air, and grunt as they land, having been turned into bowling pins. Sonic bounces off the walls, and Robotnik stares in shock as Sonic flies into him. When he hits him, stars fill up the screen. Robotnik flies through the air, and groans as he lands in Robotnikhotep's sarcophagus. Sonic flies up to Robotnik.'']
 * Sonic: I'll take that!

[''Sonic grabs the chain with the Chaos Emerald of Immortality on it with his right hand and pulls it off Robotnik's neck. Masonic then closes the sarcophagus with both his hands, and he and Sonic run away as Robotnik bangs on the sarcophagus from the inside. Sonic shakes Masonic's right hand with his right hand as the blue energy shield over him disappears. Tails walks up to Sonic, who walks up to him as Masonic walks away.'']
 * Tails: Way to go, Sonic!

[Tails high-fives Sonic's right hand with his right hand as Penelope walks up to Masonic and puts both her hands on his shoulders.]
 * Penelope: Masonic, you were wonderful!

[''Masonic smiles as Penelope kisses his left cheek. Sonic walks up to the Mummified Hedgehog and removes the chain with the emerald on it with both his hands.'']
 * Sonic: Thanks for your help, bro!

[The Mummified Hedgehog grabs the chain with both his hands and puts it back over his neck.]
 * Mummified Hedgehog: My pleasure!

[''Sonic and the Mummified Hedgehog give each other a thumbs up with their respective right and left thumbs. The Mummified Hedgehog walks back into his sarcophagus and closes it with his right hand. The screen transitions to a view outside the temple, and the camera zooms in on Robotnik's time machine, where a mummified Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder are all tied up in it as Sonic and Tails look over it.'']
 * Sonic: Don't hurry back, guys!

[Tails walks up to the time machine.]
 * Tails: Yeah, don't come back at all!

[''Tails pulls the lever with his right hand, and the time machine disappears. The screen transitions to a view of the time warp as the time machine travels through it.'']
 * Scratch: Wh-what date did he set the controls for?
 * Grounder: I can't see it!

[The time machine continues travelling through the time warp, and the screen transitions to the next scene, where it suddenly appears in a different time.]
 * Robotnik: Where are we?
 * 'Scratch: All I see is blue sky!

[''Scratch looks down, and the camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, revealing the time machine to be standing atop the wings of a blue World War I biplane. The pilot is revealed to be one of Sonic's ancestors, who smiles at the camera as he gives it a thumbs-up with his right thumb. Grounder opens his eyes.'']
 * Grounder: Uh, don't look now,

[A green World War I biplane flies towards the blue biplane with the time machine atop it, and fires at it.]
 * Grounder: But I think we're in big trouble!

[''Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all scream and stare in shock as the green biplane fires at them. The screen transitions to the next scene, where the Pharaoh of Mobigypt is standing outside the temple, holding a book of vows in his right hand, acting as the judge for Masonic and Penelope's wedding. The camera zooms in on him, Masonic, and Penelope.'']
 * Pharoah: And do you, Masonic, take this hedgehog yto be your bride for as long as you both shall live?

[Masonic and Penelope, both of whom are wearing necklaces identical to the Mummified Hedgehog's around their necks, both turn to face each other and hold their hands.]
 * Masonic: I do!
 * Pharoah: I now pronounce you hedgehog and wife!

[''Masonic and Penelope kiss each other on their lips, and the camera zooms out, revealing Sonic and Tails to have watched. Tails waves with his left hand, and Sonic holds out both his hands like stop signs.'']
 * Tails: Bye!
 * Sonic: Sorry we can't stay for the party, but we gotta juice!

[''Sonic points his right thumb at the Time Travel Boogie Board, which Tails walks toward. The camera cuts to a view of Masonic and Penelope, the former of whom waves with his right hand, and the latter of whom waves with her left as the camera zooms out on them. Sonic and Tails are now onboard the Time Warp Boogie Board, and pulls the lever forward with both his hands. The Time Warp Boogie Board flies through the air, and up to a sphinx with Robotnik's head. Sonic looks angrily at the sphinx and spins up to it, turning it into a two-headed sphinx, with Sonic's head on the right side, and Tails' head on the left. He then runs back onto the Time Warp Boogie Board.'']
 * Tails: Way cool!

[Sonic gives a thumbs-up with his left thumb.]
 * Sonic: Yeah! Up, over, and Gone!

[''The Time Warp Boogie Board loops, then flies into the air. The Sonic head of the sphinx winks its right eye at the camera as it zooms in on him. The screen fades to black, ending the episode.'']

Sonic Says
[Sonic and Tails, the latter of whom has his right foot on a skateboard, are atop a hill, with two roads with cars running across one of them in the distance.]
 * Sonic: What are you doing?
 * Tails: I'm gonna blast to the past on my time travel skateboard!
 * Sonic: You will be history if you try that, little bud!

[As Sonic talks, the camera moves over to the left side of the screen, until it reaches the interection of the road, with a stop sign near it.]
 * Sonic: You gotta skate safe, Tails! Come on!

[''Sonic grabs Tails' left arm with his left hand, and runs away with him in tow. In the next scene, Sonic and Tails are dressed in helmets, elbow pads, and knee pads, and are standing at the top of a skateboard ramp as they hold a skateboard in each hand.'']
 * Sonic: Wearing helmets, knee pads, and elbow pads are all part of skating safe! So is finding a safe area to skate!
 * Tails: Let's do it!

[''Tails gets on his skateboard and skates down the ramp. As Sonic gets on his skateboard, he gives a thumbs up with his left thumb.'']
 * Sonic: Time to skate, mate!

[Sonic skates down the skateboard ramp, and he and Tails skate to the opposite sides.]