The Veracity Elasticity


 * Sheldon: I'm concerned about Amy. She's acting a bit odd lately.
 * Howard: Just out of curiosity, what registers as "odd" to you?


 * Sheldon: Why would she keep something from me? I shared my body with that woman... and my Netflix password!


 * Howard: You know, if he moves across the hall for good, Leonard can keep all the stuff you don't like in Sheldon's old room. That solves everything.
 * Penny: That's a great idea!
 * Leonard: (intrigued) Ooh! Maybe I could turn it into a gaming den!
 * Raj: (impressed) That would be amazing.
 * Sheldon: (concerned) Wha-no-what-wha-no, excuse me? That's my room.
 * Leonard: But, you won't be living here.
 * Sheldon: But, that's my room.
 * Leonard: You won't be living here.
 * Sheldon: But, that's my room.
 * Leonard: (to the gang) You guys might wanna start eating. (to Sheldon) You won't be living here.
 * Penny: Sweetie, once you stop paying rent, none of this is really yours.
 * Sheldon: (sadly) But, that's my room.
 * Everyone Else except Bernadette: (annoyed) BUT, YOU WON'T BE LIVING HERE!


 * Sheldon: Hello, I’m Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
 * Amy: And I’m Dr. Amy Farah Fowler.
 * Sheldon: And welcome to the first “on location” episode of Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Amy Farah Fowler present:
 * Both: Dr. Sheldon Cooper’s Fun with Flags.
 * Sheldon: Hit it.
 * (Raj and Howard start singing)
 * Howard: ♪ ♪ For joy and fun, there’s no better manner than to fly a pennant, flag or banner. ♪ ♪
 * Raj: ♪ ♪ What fills my heart and makes my eyes moist. Sending a flag up a pole on a hoist. ♪ ♪
 * Both: ♪ ♪ Fun with Flags. Fun with Flags. ♪ ♪
 * Howard: ♪ ♪ Oh! Say can you see. ♪ ♪
 * Raj: ♪ ♪ It’s Fun with Flags. ♪ ♪
 * Both: ♪ ♪ Fun with Flags. ♪ ♪
 * (theme song ends)
 * Amy: As you may notice, just one of the changes around here is our new house band.
 * Howard: [Piano melody.]
 * Sheldon: Who haven’t learned their place yet.
 * Amy: We’re also coming to you live from a different apartment.
 * Sheldon: Dr. Fowler and I began and experiment in living together after her apartment became water damaged. This is our friend Penny’s place. You may remember her from our episode “Flags: And the People Who Don’t Understand Them.”
 * Amy: So in the spirit of cohabitation, the theme of today’s episode is flags of two regions coming together as one. Such as the flags of St. Kitts and Nevis.
 * Sheldon: So, let’s roll up our “sleevis “ and get to know Nevis.
 * Howard: [Piano ba-dum.]
 * Sheldon: Well, I like that, but next time check with me.
 * Amy: Did you know that the flag was designed by a student Edrice Lewis…

[Continued]
 * Sheldon: Buda and Pest united to form Budapest. And that’s why Budapest is “Budabest”. Now.
 * Howard: Oh, right. [Piano ba-dum.]


 * Sheldon: You know, if you like, I could call your landlord and complain.
 * Amy: Thanks, but you don't have to.
 * Sheldon: Oh, I don’t mind, I’m very good at complaining. If it were an Olympic sport, I’d complain about what a stupid sport it is and then I’d take home the gold.
 * Amy: Good stuff.


 * Amy: I’m sorry I lied about my apartment.
 * Sheldon: It’s all right.
 * Leonard: And?
 * Sheldon: And what?
 * Penny: Your wizard robes are next to go.
 * Raj: Now that everything’s on the table, you think you two will keep living together?
 * Sheldon: Despite recent events, I consider our experiment in cohabitation to have been positive.
 * Amy: Are you saying you’d like to live with me?
 * Sheldon: I’m open to the possibility.
 * Amy: [Gasps.]
 * Penny: [Speaking Ubu Dubbi] Amy be cool.
 * Amy: Whatever.


 * Sheldon: If we did continue to live together, would it be here?
 * Amy: I don’t know. It could be.
 * Sheldon: Of course there’s, there’s always your apartment.
 * Amy: Sure, sure, we could live in my apartment.
 * Sheldon: I hate your apartment.
 * Amy: Sorry, you brought it up?
 * Sheldon: Well, I suppose we could find a whole new place. You know, and, technically, we don’t have to stay in Pasadena. We could, we could move to Altadena..or a place that doesn’t end in “dena”.
 * Amy: It’s kind of exciting. I mean… we could do whatever we want.


 * Sheldon: What on earth. [Enters his old room, which now is used for sex.] What is going on?
 * Leonard: Oh, hey Sheldon.
 * Penny: We turned your room into a sex dungeon. [Whips Leonard.]
 * Leonard: Oh!
 * Sheldon: No! [Wakes up screaming.]
 * Amy: What happened?


 * Sheldon: Gentlemen, please this is a significant decision. Now, do Amy and I continue living together? Or do I move back in with Leonard?
 * Leonard: Over my assless chaps you will.
 * Howard: This isn’t complicated. Do you love Amy?
 * Sheldon: Yes.
 * Raj: Do you like living with her?
 * Sheldon: Yes.
 * Leonard: Do you know what you need to do now?
 * Sheldon: Apparently I must figure this out on my own ‘cause you guys are no help at all.


 * Sheldon: Are you going to confront Penny?
 * Leonard: Eventually, I guess. Although I am kind of curious how long she thinks she can keep hiding my stuff without me knowing.
 * Sheldon: Hmm. You know. Perhaps instead of confronting them, we should see how far they’re willing to spin their tangle webs. Like that Spider-Man action-figure that used to be on your desk.
 * Leonard: Oh, my God I’m going blind.
 * Penny: Hi. Food’s here.
 * Sheldon: Oh. Excellent. I’m very hungry. Yeah, speaking of which, what’s going on with your apartment?
 * Amy: Oh, uh, they’re still working on it.
 * Sheldon: Interesting. Very interesting.
 * Penny: Yeah, we swung by her apartment on the way to the restaurant, and they’re gonna be fixing it for a while.
 * Sheldon: Wait, uh…you saw her apartment?
 * Penny: I did. Still a mess.
 * Sheldon: Leonard.
 * Leonard: Yeah.
 * Sheldon: [In Klingon] I don’t understand. Is Penny lying?
 * Leonard: [In Klingon] I’m not sure.
 * Amy: Why are you speaking Klingon?
 * Sheldon: Why are you speaking English?
 * Amy: This is ridiculous. Penny, do you remember when I taught you Ubbi Dubbi?
 * Penny: [In Ubbi Dubbi] Absolutely I do.
 * Amy: [In Ubbi Dubbi] Excellent. Does Sheldon know I’m lying?
 * Penny: [In Ubbi Dubbi] If Leonard told him it’s possible.
 * Sheldon: Oh, wait, stop that.
 * Amy: You stop that.
 * Sheldon: [In Klingon] Do you understand them?
 * Leonard: [In Klingon] No.
 * Sheldon: [In Klingon] Damn it!
 * Penny: Okay. That’s enough. You know what? What is going on?
 * Leonard: Fine, I told Sheldon that her apartment’s been finished, but then you just said it’s not, so now I’m all confused.
 * Amy: Penny was just covering for me. My place has been ready for two weeks.
 * Sheldon: How could you lie to me?
 * Penny: Uh, she’s enjoyed living with you. It’s called being in love.
 * Leonard: Hmm. And what’s it called when you secretly get rid of all your husband’s stuff?
 * Penny: What...That is not true!
 * Leonard: Wh-wh-wh…Bernadette told Howard, Howard told me. Plus, I can see all my stuff is gone.
 * Penny: Oh, so, you believe your friend and your friend’s wife and your own eyes over me? Wow.