When You Wish You Were the Star


 * Lilly: I wish for an A on the project. What do you wish for?
 * Miley: Oh man, I wish... I wish there was no secret. I was just Hannah Montana all the time. Sure it makes life a whole lot easier.




 * Hannah: Oh okay, I have an idea. You do all the work and I'll hang out with Jesse. Toodles!
 * Lola: I got a better idea. You give me the Hannah wig and I'll hang out with Jesse. Toodles!
 * Hannah: I don't think he speaks "eeeeep!"




 * Jesse: Hey babe. [comes in and kisses Hannah on cheek]
 * Jesse: You ready for our picnic on Papoui?
 * Hannah: What in the world is Papoui?
 * Jesse: [smile] The island I bought you.
 * Hannah: AHHH! Oh my gosh! [to Roxy] Jesse McCartney bought me an island. [Gasps] [to Jesse] I'm... I'm sorry Jesse, I can't.
 * Jesse: Why not?
 * Hannah: I'm sort of dealing with something right now, so...
 * Jesse: You're so cute when you're dealing with something right now.
 * Hannah: That's sweet Jesse, but I... I think I need to be alone.
 * Jesse: You're so cute when you need to be alone.
 * Hannah: Jesse?
 * Jesse: You're so cute when you say Jesse.
 * Hannah: Get Out! [pushes him out the door]
 * Jesse: You're so cute when you kick me out.
 * Hannah: I'm serious! [closes door]
 * Jesse: Ow! [gets hit on the nose] Still so cute.


 * Jesse: I'd sing to you myself but I need these lips for something else.
 * Hannah: Eeeeeep!
 * Jesse: You're so cute when you say "eep!"




 * Amber: Okay everyone.
 * Lilly: Prepare to be jealous.
 * Ashley: 'Cause we look...
 * Amber, Lilly, and Ashley: [in unison] Fabulous! Oooh, tssss.
 * Hannah: NOOOOOOOOOO!!




 * Roxy: (at the end of Oliver and Rico's rap at the episode's conclusion, seen wearing a Flavor Flav viking helmet and watch pendant) Peace out! (vanishes)


 * Miley: Does everybody know you have a birthmark shaped like a poodle on your butt?
 * Lilly: [gasps] How did you know that?
 * Miley: Because I'm your best friend and I know somewhere deep down inside of you, our friendship is still there. C'mon look at me. Really, really look at me. C'mon Lilly, don't you know me?
 * Lilly: Oh my gosh!
 * Miley: Yes! I knew you'd be able to see the real me.
 * Lilly: Of course the blond hair is coming out of the wig, you're Hannah Montana! [rips off wig] Look everybody, Hannah Montana's back and she knows what's on my butt! [everybody gasps and stares] I can't believe I just said that out loud!