Mort Unbound

Scene I: Penguin HQ
Skipper: Kowalski, just what are we looking at here?

Kowalski: Isn't it obvious?

Private: Looks like a regular old fish to me.

Kowalski: That's because it is.

Skipper: Fantastic. Thanks for clearing that up, Kowalski. Meeting adjourned. Kowalski: No, wait! It's a regular fish now, but when I zap it with my super ray, it will be a super fish. When we eat the super fish, we will get stronger bones, denser muscle mass, and best of all, remarkably shiny feathers.

Skipper: Aces, Kowalski! And here I thought you've finally cracked. [to Rico] Keep an eye on him. I think he's finally cracked.

Scene 3: Gorilla Habitat
Bada: Yo, Bing.

Bing: Yeah, Bada?

Bada: We got us a trespasser.

Bing: Maybe is a thief. You know what we do to thieves around here?

Mort: Huggies and kissies?

Bada: No. Thieves get bounced. [bounces Mort out of the gorilla habitat]

Scene 8: Penguin HQ
Skipper: Tell me you've got that antidote figured out, Kowalski.

Kowalski: I... got nothing. No matter what I do, I can't get the formula to achieve low energy orbitals.

Private: [tastes the antidote] Hmm, tart. Perhaps it needs a little sugar.

Kowalski: Private, please. This is an intricate problem that requires... Sugar! Of course! The monosaccaride will stabilize the entire solution!

Skipper: Good work, Private.

Private: Thanks. I thought it needed the monostereo... thing.

Scene 9: Lemur Habitat
Julien: Using Mort's muscles to loot all this loot was genius! I really must compliment my brain. Brain, good job.

['Brain']: Thank you. I'd thought it be nice to not have an idea you'll pull out of your booty.

Er, do not speak ill of the booty.

['Brain']: Ah, booty, booty, booty. Shut up about the booty.

You shut up about the shutting up!

['Brain']: I am not talking to you!

Fine, I am not talking to you! Stupid brain.

Err, anyway, now I will dive into my Mort-gotten loot. he dives into the piles of fruit as Mort picks up a banana

Mort: Can Mort have banana?

Julien: Mort, you silly-billy. Of course you can't have a banana. [As it is taken from him] This is the royal loot. [He wipes his tail on Mort's face, causing him to fall onto the bouncy castle and on the floor]

Mort: But... I want BANANA!

Skipper: What you lemurs do with your feet is your own business, Mort. But when you terrorize the entire zoo, that makes it ours.

Private: Um, Skipper, seeing as we turned Mort into the threat, isn't it already our business?

Skipper: [whispering] Not now, Private. Anyway, you're drinking this antidote, pronto!

Kowalski: It'll reverse the unfortunate freakish effects of the super ray.

Mort: NO! Mort don't want ani-dote! [crushes Julien's feet]

Julien: Can't... feel... royal toes...

Mort: Mort like big! [Pounds his fist on the ground causing the penguins to fall back] [Kowalski almost drops the antidote]

Kowalski: Hoo boy.

Mort: Mort like strong! [jumps down] Nobody boss Mort around!

Skipper: He's in berserker mode. Retreat, men, retreat! [the penguins scatter as Mort uses Julien as a whacking stick]

''[Skipper gets whacked, collides into Rico and both hit the bouncy castle with Rico spewing out several items. Kowalski climbs up onto Mort]''

Kowalski: Open up, Mort. It's medicine! [He gets knocked out and drops the antidote]

[Private is worringly hiding from a distance from the antidote and Mort, who approaches Private]

Private: Now Mort, lets take a moment to gather ourselves.

Julien: [dangling over Mort's shoulder] Yes, Mort please. Has anyone seen my spleen?

Private: I know you don't want to go back being little bullied Mort...

Julien: Still, might be a nice change of pace. Lets give it a swirl.

Private: ...But Mort, there's a natural order of things, and being little and lovable...

Mort: NO! [angrily grabs Private] Mort hate little! ''[Julien is used as a makeshift baseball bat to launch Private in the air, who falls into the penguins' HQ and ricochets inside to finally land on a table. Cut outside where a glowing green light appears]''

Private: [laughs] It does tickle!

Scene 11: Lemur Habitat
Mort: [amazed] Wow. Big penguin.

Private: Yes, Mort. And you're supposed to be little lemur! So take your medicine, NOW!

Mort: [guilty] Okay...

Mort: I'm normal me again... And I like me!

King Julien: Yes, and I hope you learned a lesson of value. Being a bully is no good.

Maurice: Wait a minute! You used Mort to bully everyone else!

King Julien: Maurice, we don't play the blame game here.

Private: Ahem!

Julien looks up and notices the giant Private glaring at him.

King Julien: [cowardly] All of the blame is mine! Just don't sit upon me!

Scene 12: Penguin Habitat
Kowalski: Well, nothing left to do but whip up another bunch of antidote.

Private: Actually, I don't think that'll be necessary. Private likes big!

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