Wedding Crashers


 * Rudy: Objection, your honor! I am in love with the woman that Bobby Wasabi is about to marry!
 * Bobby: Rudy! What is the meaning of this?
 * Rudy: I'm sorry, Bobby. Leona, from the moment that I met you my heart has been beating like a bongo. I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. Hairy knuckles and all. Leona Will you marry me? Okay. Now that we know where everyone stands, I will resume my duties as best man. Carry on.
 * Bobby: Leona, my love, I declare today, in front of all these people My eternal love. We shall forever be one, as I seal my vow with a kiss. (Screams)
 * Jerry: (Screams)
 * Rudy: (Screams)
 * Mika: (Screams)
 * Eddie: (Screams)
 * Crowd: (Screams)
 * Bobby: She's all yours, Rudy.
 * Rudy: No way, Wasabi.
 * Jerry: Bobby, Leona's the black-belt widow. She wants to marry you so she can get rid of you and steal all your money.
 * Bobby: What?
 * Leona: Bobby, it's not true! Don't listen to them.
 * Bobby: Leona. What is Jerry talking about?
 * Leona: Bobby, I love you with all my heart. Now quick, put this ring on.