Blue's Bad News

[The sketch begins with Steve talking to us.]

Steve: What's that? It looks like Blue left us another clue. (pan out to show him standing next to a rifle) What is it?

Viewers: A shotgun!

Steve: You're right. (points to the gun) The third clue is a shotgun. (takes out his Handy Dandy Notebook) So we have a set of teeth (a set of teeth appears on the top left), a squirrel foaming at the mouth (a rabid squirrel appears on top), and now a shotgun (it appears on the top right). Hmmm... (thinks for a second and comes up with something) I've got it. (the items pop out one-by-one) Blue was bitten by a rabid squirrel, and now... he's begging for a mercy killing!

[Steve walks across the living room.]

Steve: Hey, Blue!

[She barks in response.]

Steve: I've heard your cry for help. (takes the gun out) You boys and girls saw the clues, so you know this has nothing to do with rumors that Blue wants to replace me with some spotlight stealing son of a bitch named Joe!

(Sneering, he cocks the rifle to kill Blue, but she growls, breaks a beer bottle, and attacks Steve with one of its halves. In response, he wrestles with her, causing the camera to go into a color bar test pattern mode and ending the sketch.)