Leg Wrestler


 * [Screen shows the alligator.]
 * Nature Show Narrator: Most commonly found in fresh water resevoirs such as swamps and lakes...
 * [Screen shows Mr. Gus watching the nature show on TV.]
 * Nature Show Narrator: ... the female alligator measures about 9 feet and length and his armored with boney plates that run all the way down their muscular flap tail. The beautiful reptiles have been living on Earth for millions of years and sometimes afford to as living fossils.
 * [Mr. Gus gets a little excited and Uncle Grandpa comes up to Mr. Gus behind the couch.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Whatcha watchin'?
 * [Mr. Gus was frightened and he screams. Uncle Grandpa screamed and he fell off. While Mr. Gus was frightened, he grabs the remote control and changed the channel to News.]
 * Newscaster: And another new, we're seeing a heavy incline in toothpaste prices.
 * [Uncle Grandpa peeks at Mr. Gus at the side of the couch.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Didn't mean to startle you, Mr. Gus. Just wanna know what you watchin'. [looks at the news and gets confused.]
 * Mr. Gus: The news! I'm watchin' the news! Obviously, what's it to you?!
 * Uncle Grandpa: [crawls up on the couch] Well, as you know, it's 3 o'clock; which means it's time for my favorite TV show. [stretched his arm to grab the remote from Mr. Gus, while Mr. Gus holds the remote high.] So, if you would kindly hand me the remote control...
 * Mr. Gus: Sorry to interupt your schedule, but as you can see, I was here first.
 * [The other Uncle Grandpa sneaks to Mr. Gus and pressed 36 on the remote control. The channel switched to the TV show.]
 * Mr. Gus: Hey!
 * [Screen skips into the TV show. Debbie closed the locker.]
 * Debbie's Friend: Hey, Debbie. Did you see Kevin today?
 * Debbie: Are you kidding me? Of course I did.
 * Debbie's Friend: Oh! Shh! Here he comes.
 * Debbie: Hi, Kevin.
 * Krvin: Hey, ladies. Look at me. You all see my muscles lately? They big, huh? [kissed his muscles and turns back] Okay, I'm sick of you lame girls now.
 * [Kevin farts and blast off with his butt. The teenage girls laughed.]
 * Debbie: So cute, right? Right?
 * [The teenage girls continued laughing and their faces were melting into skull heads. The teenage girls' chest has the sharp teethed mouth and has wind and they continued laughing like witches. The screen skips into Mr. Gus and Uncle Grandpa watching the TV show.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: [eating popcorn] Kevin is so hot.
 * Mr. Gus: We're not watchin' this.
 * Uncle Grandpa: Aw, come on!
 * Mr. Gus: I only watch things that are intellectually challenge it.
 * Uncle Grandpa: Are you saying teenage fart drop is interinartual?
 * Mr. Gus: That's exactly what I'm saying.
 * [Uncle Grandpa tries to reach to remote while Mr. Gus puts the remote on the air. Mr. Gus pushed Uncle Grandpa.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Hey, don't change the channel! It's the best part!
 * [Uncle Grandpa pulls Mr. Gus' mouth and reached the remote while Mr. Gus puts the remote on the side.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Come on, Mr. Gus! Please!
 * [Mr. Gus pushed Uncle Grandpa's face.]
 * Mr. Gus: No! You could watch your show later!
 * [Uncle Grandpa and Mr. Gus argues and they grabbed the remote while going up by hands. Pizza Steve appears on top of the remote.]
 * Pizza Steve: Hey, guys. What's-
 * [Uncle Grandpa and Mr. Gus accidently squished Pizza Steve.]
 * Uncle Grandpa: Oops! Sorry, Pizza Steve. I didn't see you there.
 * [A squished Pizza Steve transforms into the normal pizza and setting his sunglasses.]
 * Pizza Steve: Geez, man! What are you guys all been out of shape about?
 * Mr. Gus: I was busy watchin' the news and Uncle Grandpa came sneakin' up on me and started changin' the channel and junk. Hmph!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Hey, you know fair and well it's my TV time! You could watch your dumb crocodile videos on your own dumb time.
 * Mr. Gus: Wha? Whatever! I was here first!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Is that right?
 * Mr. Gus: Yeah, that's right!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Is that really right?
 * Mr. Gus: Really, really right!
 * Uncle Grandpa: Oh, so it's right then, huh?
 * Mr. Gus: Oh, it's crazy right!
 * [Uncle Grandpa and Mr. Gus arguing.]
 * Pizza Steve: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
 * [Uncle Grandpa and Mr. Gus stops arguing.]
 * Pizza Steve: Before you two go rippin' each other's heads off, Pizza Steve has a solution to your problem. You guys familiar with the ancient art of... [tips his sunglasses] ...Leg Wrestling?
 * Mr. Gus: You want us to leg wrestle for the remote control?
 * Uncle Grandpa: Hey, whoever wins gets to watch whatever they want? You're so smart, Pizza Steve.
 * Pizza Steve: [chuckle] Okay, so, if you want this bad boy... [puts the remote inside his skin] ... you're gonna have to use... [grabs Uncle Grandpa and Mr. Gus' legs] ...these bad boys! [drops Uncle Grandpa and Mr. Gus' legs]
 * Uncle Grandpa: But, Pizza Steve, I don't know the first thing about leg wrestling.
 * Pizza Steve: That's why I'm going to train you.
 * Mr. Gus: Well, who's gonna train me?
 * Pizza Steve: I'm gonna train you, too.
 * Mr. Gus: And just how you gonna train me and Uncle Grandpa at the same time?
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