Showdown on King Kai's World! Goku vs. Beerus the Destroyer!

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a fearsome deity, known as Lord Beerus, awoke after a nap of thirty-nine years. He had dreamt of a warrior who could rival him in battle, and his Oracle Fish confirmed the rival's name: a Super Saiyan God.
 * NARRATOR: Previously, on Dragon Ball Super,

With the help of his servant Whis, Beerus has learned about Goku, and hopes the powerful Saiyan can help him find the so-called Saiyan God.

Meanwhile, Bulma's birthday party has kicked off on Earth, with none of her guests knowing anything about the peril looming in the stars above. [KING KAI gasps]
 * NARRATOR: Goku and Beerus meet at last. Now!

Goku vs. Beerus the Destroyer!"
 * NARRATOR: "Showdown on King Kai's World!


 * KING KAI: Aaaah...

But it's weird, I can't sense any energy. Without my eyes, I wouldn't even know he was here! You're not supposed to let him find you!
 * BUBBLES: Ooh.
 * GREGORY: Aaah.
 * GOKU: Wow, so that's Beerus the Destroyer, huh?
 * GOKU: He definitely looks strong.
 * GOKU: Ah man, this is so cool. I'm really excited!
 * GREGORY: Keep your voice down, Goku!

Welcome to my humble abode. Uh, you look well.
 * KING KAI: Oh, Lord Beerus, what a pleasant surprise.
 * KING KAI: I appreciate you coming all this way to see me.
 * BEERUS: It's been quite a long time, hasn't it, North Kai?


 * GOKU: What? That's Beerus?
 * GREGORY: Get down!

One, two, three-four, five, six, seven, uh-- but if you're fine with rounding, yeah, 327. I knew that like a minute ago.
 * BEERUS: How many years has it been, exactly?
 * KING KAI: Oh, uh, let's see here.
 * WHIS: Three hundred twenty-seven Universal Standard years.
 * KING KAI: Oh! I was counting to the exact month and day, Lord,
 * BEERUS: I'm sure.

It's like he's terrified of the guy. Is Beerus really all that strong?
 * GOKU: King Kai looks so nervous; he's shaking like a leaf.
 * GREGORY: If ignorance is bliss, then you've got it made.

just how tiny this planet is now. but--but of course you're right, lord. Please excuse the cramped accommodations. Can I offer you something to eat or drink?
 * BEERUS: You know, I'd forgotten
 * KING KAI: Well, I like to call it cozy--and easy to clean--
 * KING KAI: But I definitely want to make you comfy.
 * BEERUS: Perhaps. Is it something good?

Nothin' but the most delicious for us deities, right? If I'd known that then I would've eaten it already.
 * KING KAI: Oh, absolutely!
 * GOKU: Something delicious? Where's he been hiding it?

you're not overselling it, North Kai. Or this time I'll make your world even smaller. Bring him a plate! The good stuff! On the top shelf, next to the brownies I made! I did just stuff myself on the way here. I've got some crackers shaped like planets! [chuckles] Don't make me say it again. I thought everyone liked crackers! the culinary tourism, Lord Beerus, then what is the reason for your visit? with that Saiyan you're harboring.
 * BEERUS: Intriguing. Though you'd better hope
 * BEERUS: Maybe the size of that shed.
 * KING KAI: Eeeh! Bubbles, what are you waiting for?
 * BEERUS: But on second thought, I'll decline.
 * WHIS: Oh, right! I haven't had mine!
 * WHIS: Hm.
 * KING KAI: Oh, okay, no problem. Maybe just a snack then?
 * BEERUS: I just told you I don't want anything, Kai.
 * BEERUS: Or I will destroy what's left of this world.
 * KING KAI: Ah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
 * BEERUS: You can save them for another time.
 * KING KAI: Oh yeah, great idea!
 * KING KAI: So I have to ask. If you didn't come for
 * BEERUS: Well. There's a small matter I'd like to discuss
 * KING KAI: Nnngh-hnnn!


 * GOKU: Aah! Busted!
 * GREGORY: I told you this would happen.

I--I should have introduced you to him. Stop being rude and come say hello to Lord Beerus!
 * KING KAI: Oh, where are my manners?
 * KING KAI: Goku! Were you raised in a mountain hut?


 * GOKU: Now he wants me to come out?
 * GREGORY: Can you please just pretend that you're polite?
 * GOKU: Yeah, yeah. Of course.

[GOKU chuckles] [GOKU groans] You're old enough to know how to offer a proper greeting and show some respect! Start over! And it is an honor for you to meet me! Sir! there's something I was hoping to ask you about-- Let's see, uh... Super... of this Super Saiyan God? I mean I know all about regular Super Saiyan, sure. [KING KAI grunts] It sounds like a dead end you probably shouldn't worry about anymore. [chuckles] you defeated that bastard Frieza in battle. that you could defeat him as you are now. Becoming a "Super Saiyan," as you call it? For someone of your caliber, it'd be more like a trick you do at parties. This wasn't a true premonition, it was just a dream; the random thoughts of a sleeping mind. no one's heard of who's somehow capable of matching your power. The Oracle Fish saw it as well. Planet Earth should be relatively close to here, right? It takes at least three minutes to get there. It sounds like you don't want me to go, Whis. You're not planning to destroy the earth or anything are you? I have heard that your lordship is incredibly strong. How 'bout showing me a teensy bit of your strength so I can know if that's true?
 * GOKU: Hey, my name is Goku!
 * KING KAI: I had a feeling you were gonna say that!
 * GOKU: Ow, that hurt!
 * GOKU: Right, sorry.
 * GOKU: Hello and good morning, Your Greats.
 * GOKU: I'm Go--I mean. My name is Goku, sir!
 * BEERUS: Okay, if you say so.
 * BEERUS: Now that that's out of the way,
 * WHIS: Super Saiyan God, my lord. Shall I write it down?
 * BEERUS: Yes, yes, I knew that.
 * BEERUS: So what can you tell me about the existence
 * GOKU: Super Saiyan God, let me think.
 * GOKU: But that's a "no" on the God stuff, buddy.
 * GOKU: Ah! I know not of it, sir!
 * KING KAI: I can't say I've heard of it either, Lord Beerus.
 * BEERUS: Well that's too bad.
 * BEERUS: But my servant Whis, here, tells me
 * GOKU: Uh. Oh yeah, I kicked his butt a long time ago!
 * GOKU: I mean-- Yes, lord.
 * BEERUS: Mm. Mm? Mmm mm-mmm.
 * BEERUS: No. It doesn't seem possible
 * BEERUS: But I understand you're capable of transformation.
 * KING KAI: Yes, that's right.
 * KING KAI: It's an interesting power-up, though not that interesting.
 * BEERUS: Then not a Super Saiyan God.
 * WHIS: See, my lord, it's as I suspected.
 * WHIS: That makes a lot more sense than a mysterious warrior
 * BEERUS: Hmmm.
 * BEERUS: Possibly. Except I'm not the only one who dreamed it.
 * BEERUS: Let's ask Prince Vegeta what he knows.
 * KING KAI: Planet Earth?
 * WHIS: Are you sure you're up for more traveling?
 * BEERUS: Just three minutes? Why would I care about that?
 * BEERUS: Is this going to be an issue?
 * WHIS: Hm.
 * WHIS: Not at all, my lord. We'll go wherever you like.
 * KING KAI: Uh, about that.
 * BEERUS: Not so long as nothing there annoys me.
 * BEERUS: Come on, Whis. Let's go.
 * WHIS: As you wish, Lord Beerus.
 * GOKU: Hey listen, you're supposed to-- Sorry.
 * GOKU: I mean, Lord Beerus sir,
 * KING KAI: Goku!


 * GREGORY: How could he ask that?

In what way? even if only for a minute! He's sort of like a puppy you try to housetrain but he keeps soiling all the carpets, and the walls, and the furniture, and the ceiling, and... Yet never in my existence have I been issued a challenge such as yours, Goku. Either that, or you're just an arrogant fool. He's a big, dumb, stupid fool. Just look at him! Go ahead and come at me with all you've got. Or even some alien trying to conquer a galaxy. Beerus is a Destroyer deity, okay! He's on a whole other level, other than anyone you've ever seen before! He's got enough power in one breath to knock you to the other end of the universe! You're the dust in his nostril when he blows his nose! to see where I need to improve! Aw man, this is gonna be great! but that might be an insult to your power, Your Destroyerness. [GOKU grunts] And you do seem to have powered up a little bit. while we wait? I don't want you holding anything back in this battle 'cause I'm giving you all I've got. [GOKU yells] [WHIS sighs]
 * BEERUS: So you want me to demonstrate my power?
 * GOKU: Nothing big. We could go toe to toe in a sparring match,
 * KING KAI: That's enough out of you. Let the adults talk.
 * KING KAI: I'm sorry, Lord Beerus, I'm still civilizing him.
 * BEERUS: I've lived hundreds of millions of years.
 * BEERUS: You must be strong indeed to have that degree of confidence.
 * KING KAI: Yes, that's it. He's a fool!
 * BEERUS: Why not.
 * KING KAI: What?
 * GOKU: Oh sweet! Uh!
 * GOKU: I mean, thank you very much, Your Lordness.
 * KING KAI: Why don't you get how stupid this is?
 * KING KAI: He's not a fighter in a tournament!
 * GOKU: All the more reason to fight him;
 * KING KAI: I swear you have brain damage.
 * BEERUS: I'm bored. Are we doing this or not?
 * GOKU: Yeah, yeah. We're doing it, we're doing it!
 * BEERUS: Very well. Whenever you're ready then.
 * GOKU: Well I could try fighting you in my normal state,
 * BEERUS: Huh.
 * GOKU: This level is called a Super Saiyan.
 * BEERUS: Interesting. So you relied on this to combat Frieza.
 * BEERUS: As I said, attack when you like.
 * KING KAI: Uh. I can't believe this is happening.
 * WHIS: Would you like to share some of this lunch
 * GOKU: Let's get one thing clear.
 * BEERUS: Yes, please do.
 * GOKU: Come on!


 * GREGORY: He's evading Goku like it's nothing!

for a proper lunch today. [GOKU yells] Now stop while you still can! [BEERUS yawns] [GOKU bellows]
 * WHIS: Mm. It appears there won't be enough time
 * GOKU: Damn it, I'm not even laying a finger on this guy.
 * KING KAI: Yeah, I told you, dummy!
 * KING KAI: Goku!

[GREGORY wails]

[GOKU panting] after reaching this level. But even with this increase you're only slightly stronger than he was. I bet you barely scraped by. But I'm a lot tougher than you think! What a disappointing trip. Please! Seems you're more clever than I thought. and it's not a wasted trip after all. Hmm. [yells] [KING KAI cries out nervously]
 * BEERUS: You're a decent fighter aren't you, Saiyan?
 * BEERUS: Now I see how you could defeat Frieza
 * GOKU: Ha! You don't mince words, do you?
 * BEERUS: I was expecting a good deal more from you.
 * BEERUS: You ready to go, Whis?
 * WHIS: Always, my lord.
 * GOKU: No wait! This fight isn't even close to finished!
 * BEERUS: Hmm?
 * GOKU: Get a load of this! It's called Super Saiyan 2!
 * KING KAI: Hey, can you please stop now while we still exist?
 * BEERUS: Oh? You found another level?
 * BEERUS: Maybe this has something to do with the Super Saiyan God
 * WHIS: Super Saiyan 2, how fascinating.
 * WHIS: No, I still don't think there's time.
 * GOKU: When I'm at this level you won't get off so easily.
 * BEERUS: Oh. So that's all he has to offer.


 * GREGORY: Aw, not this wall, too!

but could you fight back a little, too? if all you do is get out of the way? [KING KAI gasps] to make even my slightest effort worthwhile. ... then it's proof you'll get! His guard's completely up! Gotta change that!'' [GOKU yells]
 * GOKU: Time out!
 * BEERUS: Hm?
 * WHIS: Huh.
 * GOKU: Look, Lord Beerus. You're clearly great at dodging,
 * GOKU: I mean how can I appreciate how strong you really are
 * KING KAI: Shut up!
 * BEERUS: Very well.
 * BEERUS: But only if you can show me you have enough power
 * GOKU: --Oh yeah?
 * BEERUS: --Yeah.
 * GOKU: All right, if it's proof you want...
 * GOKU: ''Damn it, there's no point.
 * KING KAI: No one can blame me for what happens now.


 * GREGORY: Aw, come on!

I can't land a single blow. [GOKU bellows] [GOKU panting] I won't fight back if this is the best that you can do. I can sense there's still more your body is capable of. So stop holding it back. of witnessing a Destoyer's power. any other choice. [GOKU bellows] [GOKU continues bellowing] [KING KAI exhales quaveringly] [GOKU bellows] [KING KAI, BUBBLES, GREGORY yell]
 * GOKU: Even after powering up to Super Saiyan 2
 * GOKU: You're amazing, Lord Beerus. On a whole other level.
 * KING KAI: I literally said that!
 * BEERUS: Are you finished yet?
 * GOKU: Uh?
 * BEERUS: Of course, you haven't fooled me.
 * BEERUS: Show me your all if you want any hope
 * GOKU: Well when you put it like that I guess I don't have
 * GOKU: Just remember you asked for it!
 * KING KAI: Goku!
 * GOKU: This is it, Beerus. This is Super Saiyan 3!
 * KING KAI: Aah! Run for cover!

[KING KAI yelps]
 * KING KAI: Bubbles, help.

Seems you've been working hard over the years. Compared to your previous forms, the increase in power is indeed considerable. Guess I am eating, then. So does that mean you're gonna start fighting back now? until I've seen you put it into action? so let's make it count! [GOKU bellows] [GOKU yells]
 * BEERUS: Aah. Super Saiyan 3.
 * BEERUS: Perhaps you're not the total imbecile I took you for.
 * WHIS: This third level really does seem to be different.
 * GOKU: All right, Beerus, you see my real power.
 * BEERUS: Well. How can I know it's enough
 * GOKU: Say what?
 * BEERUS: Hmmm.
 * GOKU: I can only use this power for so long,

but why does he have to pick this guy of all people?
 * KING KAI: Goku's power is awesome,

This cluck-bird is exquisite. I have outdone myself! [BEERUS chuckles]
 * WHIS: Mmm. Mmm!

[KING KAI, BUBBLES, GREGORY yell]
 * KING KAI: I can't tell. Is Goku somehow winning?

[GOKU bellows]


 * GREGORY: Huh? Did that work?

[GOKU gasps]

[KING KAI, BUBBLES, GREGORY yell]

[GOKU yells] It's like my feet just moved on their own! which I was about to do in that moment. If you hadn't jumped back like that this fight would be over. Your instinct saved you. even if your mind's still catching up. one of the best I've seen. But I don't suppose there's something you're keeping from me? Like Super Saiyan God, is that it? [GOKU bellows] Unless he was taking my earlier attacks on purpose, just to show he could.'' [GOKU bellows]
 * WHIS: Mmm!
 * GOKU: He deflected the whole blast! He's amazing!
 * GOKU: What in the--?
 * BEERUS: Rather impressive, Saiyan.
 * BEERUS: The truth is that you finally convinced me to attack you,
 * BEERUS: You can't sense my energy yet your body avoided me,
 * BEERUS: You truly are a gifted warrior,
 * BEERUS: Like a level that could actually challenge my power?
 * GOKU: Well, now you're just mocking me.
 * GOKU: He's dodging again!
 * GOKU: ''I thought he couldn't after I went Super Saiyan 3.

[KING KAI, BUBBLES, GREGORY yell]

[GOKU gasps] you did give me an entertaining show. So I'll thank you by showing you something, too. [BEERUS chuckles] [GOKU groans] Goku! Are you okay? Would you mind washing this for me please? [BUBBLES chatters] [GOKU groans] a good enough mood to hold back his actual power. [KING KAI sighs]
 * BEERUS: Well, I guess that's all.
 * BEERUS: And while this is a letdown,
 * BEERUS: A very small display... of a Destroyer's power.
 * KING KAI: Aah! Goku!
 * BEERUS: All right, Whis, let's go.
 * WHIS: Yes, sir.
 * WHIS: Excuse me, monkey?
 * WHIS: Why thank you.
 * BEERUS: Till we meet again, North Kai.
 * KING KAI: Uh, all right! Bye!
 * KING KAI, BUBBLES, GREGORY: Whoa.
 * KING KAI: Oh, so you're still breathing. Good.
 * KING KAI: You're just lucky that Lord Beerus was in
 * KING KAI: But now we've got a bigger problem.

[fog horn blares] [BULMA gasps] you can't stand the thought of your lovely wife being sad. Let's go over and make a big entrance together! I hope you get a sunburn!
 * BULMA: Oh, so you did show up!
 * BULMA: You act all tough, but I know at the end of the day
 * VEGETA: Hmph!
 * BULMA: Come on, the rest of the gang is here, too.
 * VEGETA: Yeah, sure. Let's go see Yamcha!
 * BULMA: Oh I see. You can't even pretend to be happy?
 * VEGETA: Of course not.
 * BULMA: Okay fine! Suit yourself!
 * VEGETA: Hm!
 * BULMA: You Saiyans are such a pain!
 * KING KAI: Vegeta, this is King Kai. Can you hear me?
 * VEGETA: King Kai? What could you possibly want from me?

I'm trying to help you here. And he's headed to Earth as we speak. I think I've heard that name before.
 * KING KAI: Yeah. Drop the attitude for a few seconds,
 * KING KAI: There's a being called Beerus the Destroyer.
 * VEGETA: Beerus the Destroyer?

worldly and cultured. for a challenge, so do not engage him in any way. That means no insulting, no fighting, no Vegeta-ing of any kind. Otherwise, if someone or something sets him off, it'll mean the complete destruction of Earth!
 * KING KAI: Well good for you. I'm sure you're very
 * KING KAI: Now he's awake and looking
 * VEGETA: You really think he'd blow up the earth?

and think you could fight him, well, don't!
 * KING KAI: And just in case you have delusions of grandeur


 * KING KAI: He already beat Goku in two blows!
 * VEGETA: Are you serious! He defeated Kakarot that easily?
 * KING KAI: Yes!
 * KING KAI: That easily.

[GOKU groans] I can't believe he's that strong! not to mention destroy this whole quadrant, you ignoramus. would be to maybe fuse with Vegeta again, right? But I don't even think that would do the trick. Are you actually still thinking about fighting him? he kept talking about? Or is it the name of one Saiyan that we didn't even know existed? He's headed there now! not counting you. Yeah you're right, that could get ugly pretty fast. I have to find a way to stand up to this guy! Aah!
 * KING KAI: Oh, look who's conscious!
 * GOKU: Wow. He really is awesome.
 * GREGORY: Even though we told you, like, repeatedly?
 * KING KAI: You should thank your lucky stars he didn't kill you,
 * GOKU: Now what do I do?
 * GOKU: The only way I could boost my strength quickly
 * KING KAI: What are you talking about?
 * GOKU: But what was that Super Saiyan God stuff
 * GOKU: Is that a level I could reach if I train hard enough?
 * KING KAI: Wow. You are beyond help.
 * GOKU: But King Kai... We have to warn Earth!
 * KING KAI: I already took care of it. I told Vegeta.
 * KING KAI: He's the one I'd bet on to stir up the most trouble,
 * GOKU: Vegeta and Beerus.
 * GOKU: I need to get down there, too.
 * GREGORY: Stay down, you're hurt!
 * GOKU: I can't sit here while the earth's in danger!
 * KING KAI: Goku.

''♪ Closing Song

♪ I see all these kids ♪ As I walk to school '♪ Their colorful backpacks so unique and cool ♪ ♪ I can't help but wonder which color I choose ♪ ♪ If I still were a kid ♪ Where would I run off to ♪''