Bitch Pudding Special Pt. 3

(Part 3 starts)

Bitch Pudding: Whew. Safe.

(Bitch Pudding reacts when the Squirrel Wizard spells the Schlorps to death.)

Bitch Pudding: Oh, sh*t! They're getting massacred. Who cares about those purple peckers? They never should have trusted me. Or...or helped me?

Narrator: And at that moment, Bitch Pudding's heart grew three sizes bigger. Uh, metaphorically. You know, you'll just have to take my word for it.

The Squirrel Wizard: Die, you miserable Schlorps! And when you meet God, slap that motherf***er in the face, because existence is nothing but his cruel joke on all of us!

Bitch Pudding: Sorry, spunk sponge! The Schlorps are under my protection!

(A deceased Schlorp coughs and faints.)

Bitch Pudding: Uh starting now!

(Bitch Pudding starts to fight against the Squirrel Wizard.)

The Squirrel Wizard: Ooh!

Bitch Pudding: Blick! (still fighting with him) - Oh!

The Squirrel Wizard: - Suck it!

Bitch Pudding: Oh! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blaaaam!

The Squirrel Wizard: Aaah! Aah, Trevor! Punch! Punch!

Bitch Pudding: Ba-ba-ba-blam!

The Squirrel Wizard: Unh! Trevor! My fuzzy little angel!

(She takes his magic wand)

The Squirrel Wizard: Just do it! End me! Use any death spell you choose! Just say the magic words and end my pain!

Bitch Pudding: Abracadabra.

(And she kills him)

The Squirrel Wizard: Agh!

Bitch Pudding: Eat sh*t.

(Grandpappy Schlorp reacts after his town massacred)

Grandpappy Schlorp: My Schlorps Gone. All gone.

Bitch Pudding: As your champion, a eulogy is probably in order. (coughs)

(The Schlorps are angry to her)

Bitch Pudding: What can be said-

(She was hit by a Schlorp with a staff)

Bitch Pudding: Ow!

(Few hours later, she wakes up and reacts where she is)

Bitch Pudding: Huh? Where? What?

Pilot Schlorp: On behalf of "F*** You Airlines," go f*** yourself.

Bitch Pudding: (falls) Aaaaaaaaagh! Oooooh! Unh! Unh! Unh! (lands) I-I I'm home. What the f***!

Pastryville Citizen #1: Toss Bitch Pudding in the volcano and win a prize!

Fudge Turnover: Volcano-fried Bitch Pudding on a stick.

Buttermilk Biscuits: I hate you, Bitch Puddin'!

(Bitch Pudding finds out that was her Annual "Death" Festival)

Bitch Pudding: They were all in on it! The whole town tried to kill me?!

♪She then a part of living hell♪

♪So nasty and so mean♪

♪And when Bitch Pudding hit the lava♪

♪You should have heard her scream♪

Raspberry Parfait: The first annual "Bitch Pudding Is Dead" Festival has been a rousing success! For generations to come, we will-

(sniffs)

Raspberry Parfait: Hey, guys, do you smell smoke?

(Everyone looks what happens and then scream.)

Fudge Turnover: Oh, sh*t! The door won't open!

Pastryville Citizen #2: (suffers from fire on her head) Aaaaaaah!

Fudge Turnover: All together, now.

All: One! Two! Three! Oh! Oh!

(They realize that Bitch Pudding is still alive)

Bitch Pudding: Blam.

(Suddenly, she kills all of them with her machine gun for her revenge.)

Bitch Pudding:Remember when I said I'd shoot you last?

Raspberry Parfait:I have absolutely no memory of that.

Bitch Pudding: Must have been a fantasy I had when I was masturbating.

Raspberry Parfait: F*** you, Bitch Pudding.

(One day later, after the Pastryville was massacred, she decides to leave her town alone.)

Bitch Pudding: So that's my story. I probably should have done a voiceover through the whole thing, but I didn't feel like it. Now, the only question is what does the future hold?

(But when the car arrives, Nick Fury starts to talk with her about her message.)

Nick Fury: Bitch Pudding. You have become a part of a larger Universe.

(Credits; when it ends, she punches Nick Fury and steals his car.)

Bitch Pudding: Da-da-da-da~! Blam!

Nick Fury: What a bitch.