Operation: K.I.S.S.

00:01:15	cookie. 00:01:15	Sweet. 00:01:16	They fell for it? Now I get the COOOOKIE Crisp! 00:01:19	It looks like a cookie. 00:01:21	It tastes like a cookie, BUT it's a BREAKFAST CEREAL! 00:01:24	Yes! Yes! Noooooooooo... 00:01:26	[ Female Announcer ]Make cookie crisp part of your good breakfast. 00:01:30	♪♪ Summer's here ♪♪ 00:01:31	♪♪ so freeze your danimals ♪♪ 00:01:33	♪♪ and pop it up ♪♪ 00:01:35	♪♪ pop up a frozencrush cup ♪♪ 00:01:37	♪♪ pop upa frozen coolision ♪♪ 00:01:39	♪♪ pop it up now ♪♪ 00:01:40	♪♪ be on television ♪♪ 00:01:41	♪♪ get in on the crush ♪♪ 00:01:43	♪♪ get in onthe two flavors ♪♪ 00:01:46	♪♪ pop it up with your crew ♪♪ 00:01:48	♪♪ pop it up at the pool ♪♪ 00:01:49	♪♪ pop it up, pop it up ♪♪ 00:01:50	♪♪ because it's c-c-cool ♪♪ 00:01:52	♪♪ pop it up ♪♪ 00:01:54	pop it up! 00:01:56	Danimalicious! 00:01:57	Get your frozen blast on! 00:02:30	Whoa, coming through! 00:02:31	[ Male Announcer ] THE SWEET FLAVOR OF APPLE... 00:02:32	..make a great taste that's .. 00:02:35	[ Both ] THE WINNA MON! 00:02:36	[ Male Announcer ] ...IN Kelloggs®® Apple Jacks®® Cereal, A cinnalicious part of a nutritious breakfast. 00:02:41	You're lucky there's only one of me. 00:02:44	Not anymore. 00:02:45	Apple Jacks®®. 00:02:46	[ Male Announcer ] INTRODUCING Apple Jacks®® Apple Clones... 00:02:50	That's me, and me, and me! 00:02:51	[ Male Announcer ] A NEW APPLEY SHAPED ADDITION... 00:02:52	And me! 00:02:53	[ Male Announcer ] ...TO THETASTE YOU'VE Always loved. 00:02:55	.. 00:02:57	No-no-no, you're delicious! 00:03:20	[ Thunder crashes ] ...divided by the square root of 75... 00:03:26	I've done it! 00:03:27	I figured out a way to give hamsters 100 times their natural strength. 00:03:32	[ Laughs evilly ] [ thunder crashes ] .. 00:03:37	You're going to be the first of a glorious new breed of superhamster! 00:03:42	Now, don't move. 00:03:48	[ Chuckles ] hey, come back here! 00:04:02	[ Barks ] what's that, gipper? 00:04:05	.. 00:04:05	You say there's enemy planes at 12:00? 00:04:08	I don't -- I don't feel so hot. 00:04:13	Battle stations! 00:04:15	I'm not -- [ shouting indistinctly ] [ panting ] hold it right there, teenzilla! 00:04:26	Huh? 00:04:30	Now go kiss a girl or something! 00:04:33	Whaa! ya-ya-ya-ya-yaaaaaa! 00:04:35	Who-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-a! 00:04:40	[ Thud ] too bad numbuh 2 wasn't here. 00:04:42	He loves beating up teenagers. 00:04:44	If he keep messing with that hamster project, he's gonna miss out on all the fun! 00:04:49	[ Groaning ] oh! 00:04:54	You idiot! what are you doing out here? 00:04:57	[ Giggling ] CREE... 00:05:01	[ Birds chirping ] who are you and -- [ gasps ] .. 00:05:08	Dimples? 00:05:10	Hi, I'm cree. 00:05:13	Hi, I'm ho-- hi-- hank. 00:05:17	[ Deep voice ] I'M HANK. 00:05:19	That's a nice name. 00:05:21	What is? 00:05:22	Oh, yeah, yeah -- hank. m-my name is hank. 00:05:26	[ Giggling ] YEAH. 00:05:28	Hey, what are you doing out here anyway? 00:05:30	I-i was, uh, on my way to get a burger. 00:05:35	Um, want tgo with me? 00:05:38	Okay, but, um, [laughs] you have to let go of my hand first. 00:05:44	[ Laughs ] right. 00:05:47	I just had to get out of my house. 00:05:48	I got this stupid little sister who's a total pain in the neck -- ALWAYS BUGGING ME AND BORROWING MY CDs AND Stuff. 00:05:55	Kids are such brats. I hate them. 00:05:58	Uh, yeah. 00:05:58	Why arelittlekids such abigpain? 00:06:02	They're always like, "hey, look at me. 00:06:06	" for real, they are totally like that. 00:06:10	Yeah, and then they're like, "i got to go " doo-doo-doo-- [ Laughing ] YEAH, TOTALLY. 00:06:18	Oh, no. 00:06:19	Uh, listen, cree, I got to go to the bathroom. 00:06:24	I'll be right back, okay? 00:06:27	Um, okay. 00:06:29	Hurry back! 00:06:31	[ Thunder crashes ] [ panting ] .. 00:06:39	Hey, numbuh 2, you missed it! 00:06:41	We totally whooped some teenage -- stupid hamster project. 00:06:48	You! 00:06:50	You! 00:06:51	What you did is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me! 00:06:57	[ Squeaks ] I got to be a teenager again. 00:06:59	So when I say go, give me the juice. 00:07:03	Okay. let her rip! 00:07:06	Here comes hank! 00:07:09	Aaaaaah! 00:07:10	Aaaah! 00:07:11	Turn it off! 00:07:14	Ugh! 00:07:15	Why isn't it working? 00:07:19	That's it! 00:07:21	[ Gulps loudly ] okay! hit me! 00:07:28	Aah! yes, it's working! 00:07:35	[ Laughs maniacally ] [ indistinct shouting ] [ punches connecting ] beat it, pimple farm! 00:07:46	Aaaaah! 00:07:53	Miss me? 00:07:54	[ Both sigh ] [ sighs ] [ sighs ] [ sighs ] [ sighs ] this is the best date I've ever been on. 00:08:10	Me too. 00:08:15	[ Grunting ] uh, look! a rock star! 00:08:21	! 00:08:25	[ Alarm blaring ] [ indistinct shouting ] [ punches connecting ] yaaaaaaah! 00:08:32	I don't see any rock stars. 00:08:34	My bad. that's just the waiter. 00:08:37	Now, where were we? 00:08:56	[ Cellphone rings ] oh, sorry. 00:08:59	Talk to me. 00:09:00	Man: you know what to do. 00:09:04	I'm really sorry, hank. 00:09:07	But I got to go. 00:09:08	But you can't leave yet. 00:09:11	..i think. 00:09:15	[ Giggling ] OH, WHAT THE HECK? 00:09:18	[ Smooches ] how was that? 00:09:23	Ni-i-ce. 00:09:25	You know, I probably shouldn't do this, but you do like me, right? 00:09:33	[ Chuckling ] NI-I-CE. 00:09:34	And you hate little kids, right? 00:09:38	[ Chuckling ] NI-I-CE. 00:09:41	Then hop on, hank. 00:09:46	Whoa. 00:09:49	Wow! 00:09:52	Whoa! hoo-hoo-hoo! 00:09:56	Whoo-hoo! 00:09:57	This is awesome! 00:10:00	Bet you can see your house from here. 00:10:02	This is the coolest thing I've ever -- ship is now fully armed. 00:10:07	Armed? 00:10:10	Hey, w-what's going on? 00:10:12	Don't worry. 00:10:13	This is where the real fun begins! 00:10:17	Uh, careful, cree. 00:10:19	..house. 00:10:23	[ Whimpers ] spit it out! 00:10:26	! 00:10:30	Aaaah! 00:10:32	Aaaah! 00:10:35	Just got to take care of these k.n. dorks! 00:10:37	And then we can get down to some real kissing. 00:10:41	Okay, you brats. 00:10:42	I'm gonna see to it that you stop bugging adults once and for all! 00:10:48	Whaaaa! 00:10:50	Eee! whaa! 00:10:52	[ groans ] hey, what are you doing? 00:10:57	I'll just be a minute. 00:11:00	[ Growls ] listen up, you freak! 00:11:03	You've got till 3! 00:11:05	Oh! 00:11:06	How about until I count to 20? 00:11:10	This is too easy. 00:11:12	Ugh! we're getting toasted! 00:11:14	Where's numbuh 2? 00:11:15	I'll he-- kissing. nice. 00:11:25	Take that! aaah! 00:11:27	[ Laughs evilly ] pathetic preteens! 00:11:32	What's up, sis? 00:11:37	Little abby. 00:11:39	I've already taken out your bratty friends. 00:11:42	I'd be scared if I were you. 00:11:44	Aw, go get yourself a boyfriend! 00:11:47	I already have one, for your information. 00:11:50	And he's cuter than anyone you'll ever date! 00:11:53	[ Growls ] [ both grunting ] I knowallof your moves, abby, becauseitaught 'em to you! 00:12:03	Ugh! 00:12:04	! 00:12:09	Whoa! 00:12:10	Ugh! 00:12:12	! hank?! 00:12:14	Your kisses may be sweet, cree, but attacking my friends makes me sour. 00:12:20	! 00:12:24	Man, that is lame! 00:12:25	He's your boyfriend. 00:12:27	You see, cree, I also have a secret. 00:12:32	[ Both gasp ] huh? 00:12:35	[ Giggles ] hi! 00:12:37	[ Gasps ] somebody's turned you into that fat slob hoagie gilligan! 00:12:42	Nah, fool! hank is hoagie! 00:12:46	but if hank is hoagie, then we -- but that means that I -- with -- [ spits ] ugh! ew! 00:12:57	Aw, come on. it wasn't that bad, was it? 00:13:02	Good work on apprehending cree, guys. 00:13:04	She won't be any trouble up in the moon base prison. 00:13:07	See you later, sis! 00:13:09	Oh, and don't worry. 00:13:10	I'LL MAKE SURE TO KEEP YOUR CDs And your boyfriend nice and safe. 00:13:17	[ Laughter ] are you crying? 00:13:24	Of course not. 00:13:25	I've just got something in my eye. 00:13:31	This is cree to mission control. 00:13:34	They're taking me directly to the moon base. 00:13:38	Man: Excellent. 00:13:41	Everything is going according to plan. 00:14:06	♪ ♪ 00:14:11	♪ ♪ 00:14:15	did you see that?