The Miracle of Thanksgiving

Danny: Okay, it's quiz time. How is Thanksgiving gonna be? Stephanie: Super great! Danny: Ding ding ding! That's correct. And now, D.J. to tie. How is Thanksgiving gonna be? Stephanie: [imitates buzzer] Time's up. What do I win?

D.J.: [as she and Danny walk into Danny’s room and sit on the small table in front of the bed] Dad, you don’t have to tell me. I know I ruined Thanksgiving for everybody.

Danny: You didn’t ruin anything.

D.J.: I let Mom down.

Danny: Why? Because of the turkey? D.J., Mom knew Thanksgiving wasn’t about turkeys. It’s about family, and being thankful for what we have. I’m thankful I’ve got you. You’re the one who pulled us all together tonight.

D.J.: You’re just trying to make me feel better.

Danny: Is it working?

D.J.: No.

Danny: You think you feel bad? I feel worse.

D.J.: You couldn’t.

Danny: Oh yeah? Wait till I tell you what’s been going on. I felt so bad about your frozen turkey that I offered those ladies $200 for theirs.

D.J.: Dad, that’s crazy. You should have just told me the truth and given me the $200. [smiles] That would have made me feel better.

Danny: Okay, who wants white meat?

Everyone: I do! I do!

Danny: [carves into the burned turkey] Okay, scratch the white meat. We have dark meat and really dark meat.

Jesse: When's it gonna stop hurting, man? I think the pain's gonna go away, but it doesn't.