Real Veal / Celebrity Wife Swamp

Shrek: I'm kidding!
 * (Scene begins at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's house.)
 * Announcer: Tonight...
 * Angelina Jolie: Hi, I'm Angelina Jolie!
 * Brad Pitt: And I'm her husband, Brad Pitt!
 * (Scene goes to Shrek and Fiona's house.)
 * Fiona: Hi, I'm Fiona!
 * Shrek: And I'm Shrek! Star of Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, Shrek Forever After, and the Ghost Rider movie!
 * Fiona: You were in the Ghost Rider movie?
 * Announcer: Celebrity Wife Swamp!
 * (Title card: Celebrity Wife Swamp)


 * Brad Pitt: (gasp) Somewhere, someone just bruse my ego. i gotta go back to my fairy tail wife.
 * Fiona: I am a fairy tail wife.
 * Brad Pitt: I mean't the one with the big lips.
 * Fiona: Mmm...
 * Brad Pitt: Bigger. (sigh) How much longer I'm stuck on this show?
 * Fiona: I don't know. talk to the producer.
 * Rumpelstilskin: Guess you should it read your contract closer. Cause is last forever! (Laughs)
 * Brad Pitt: Wait a minute. Why am I worried about? I'm Brad Pitt. She can do anything with out me?
 * Rumpelstiltskin: Oh, really?
 * Announcer: Coming this summer the new movie, Mr. and Mrs. Shrek!
 * Brad Pitt: Oh, no. Please I'll do anything just give me my old wife back?
 * Rumpelstiltskin: You got it.
 * Brad Pitt: Jennifer Aniston? Eh, I'm sticking with the ogre.