Gunga Dot

Voice : From Karachi to Botswana They all tell the story, bwana Of the desert where the ground is burning hot. Of the wind that cracks the stones Where the sun'll bleach your bones And the legend there that's known as Gunga Dot. It was back in '22 We were west of Katmandu On the Afghan border headed towards Bombay. We were traveling out of (??) On an elephant safari When I heard the cry... Marita: ...We're out of Perrier! Oh, Flavio, is it true? Flavio: We're out of Crystal Geyser too And all that sparkling water Evian we brought. Marita: It isn't right; it isn't nice Flavio: We are also out of ice F+M  : Come and help us, please, O Gunga Dot! BP+S : Yo, Dot, Dot, Dot Pesto : We're dying here; it's hot Bobby : Bring some water... Squit : ...and some big electric fans. Plotz : Boy, the service here just stinks Y+W  : Hurry up there with our drinks Dot  : Hey, relax, you jerks; I've only got two hands! Slappy: It's a hundred in the shade And I'm out of lemonade Ralph : I'd like more ice cream so just bring me all you got. Nurse : You know, I think it's getting hotter DrSns : Why don't you bring us all more water? PlYWRaSlSns+N: And do it on the double, Gunga Dot! Voice : Two mice about to lunge With a huge gigantic sponge At the river where the violent waters swirled. Brain : All right, Pinky; now we've got 'er        We'll capture all the water Then you and I can take over the world! Voice : He pulled the lever on that sponge And they watched it take the plunge As it filled with water, both of them just smirked. And they lifted it with care High up into the air Pinky : Congratulations, Brain; you see it worked! [sponge rattles] (Pinky : Hmm, what's that sound?) [sponge falls; water spills] (P+B  : Whoa!!!) Voice : Meanwhile, for Gunga Dot The crowd was getting hot She ran this way; she ran that way on the fly. Ralph : This Kool-Aid isn't cool Skippy: We need some water in the pool Dot  : Hold your horses... Mindy : ...OK, I love you; now bye bye! [Mindy accidentally knocks Buttons into the empty pool] Runt : Rita, look! It's an oasis! Rita : Just be quiet or they'll chase us Runt  : I'm hot here, Rita -- definitely, definitely hot. Newt : I'd like a cold refreshing drink For myself and for the mink Dot  : Well, you'll have to stand in line for Gunga Dot. Voice : They called for water everywhere Nurse : Yes, I'd like to wash my hair Plotz : I want to shave... Yakko : ...We want a wave... YWN+Pl: ...So get us wet! Voice : And though she'd worked this job for months With people talking all at once Gunga Dot was just about to get upset. Dot  : So you want to be real wet That's exactly what you'll get I'll tell you what; here comes a big surprise. You want your pool; you want your shower I live inside a water tower So why don't you try this gusher on for size? [gush!] [P+B crawl out of the river] (Pinky : You know, Brain, it's funny, but I'm feeling thirsty.) [splash!] (P+B  : Waaagh!) (Y+W  : Cowabunga!) (Skippy: All right!) [Mindy giggles while Buttons swims] Voice : Yes, she pulled that little lever Seemed like water came forever And there's not a spot they say it didn't reach. And after all of that commotion She had formed the Indian Ocean Where everyone now lounges on the beach. Voice : So when beneath a desert sky If your canteen's running dry And you need someone who's Johnny-on-the-spot, You can be her clientele Dot  : But you'd better tip me well All-D : You're a better one than we are, Gunga Dot!