Steven Universe: Save the Light Game


 * Steven: Long ago... There was a powerful weapon. A Prism that could create an entire armies of light. It was really bad news. But then, one day. The Prism was lost! Never ever to be found again... Until it was! By four brave adventures! That's us! Garnet. Amethyst. and Pearl. and Me!! The Crystal Gems! But we accidentally unleashed the light inside! Wuh oh! So we traveled all over the world to retrieve each color. It was a really great adventure! Just when we thought our quest was over. the light turned into a really big bad monster... Rawr, let's fight! But I told it. "We don't have to do this! You don't have to be a weapon! You can be anything you want to be!" And then, it didn't want to fight anymore! It's shape started to change, and suddenly it became ...ME!! And that's the story of my great Prism adventure, and how I met this dashing fellow... Light Steven!
 * Connie: Wow... so cool...
 * Steven: I know, right? Check this out! He's got all my moves!
 * Connie: Hahaha! Wow, Steven! He's great!
 * Steven: Hey, that's not one of my moves! Um, that doesn't usually happen...
 * Connie: C'mon, Steven! Let's go check outside!
 * Steven: Cheeseburger Backpack! Don't leave home without it! I... have no idea why I came over here.
 * Connie: There it is!
 * Steven: Hey! Wait up, lil guy!
 * Connie: Let's go, Steven! Was that really in the sand? I'm not sure if I'd eat that... I wonder what's it's up to?
 * Steven: I think it's trying to lead us somewhere!
 * Connie: Yeah, I think. You're right. Quick! We don't want to keep it waiting!
 * Sadie: Hey Lars, are you seeing what I'm seeing?
 * Lars: Uh huh.
 * Steven: Light Steven!! Oh, no, something's wrong with him!
 * Greg: Uh, Steven...
 * Steven: Dad, what's going on?!
 * Greg: Please tell me this is another friend of yours?!?
 * Steven: Wuh oh...
 * Greg: Um, giant spaceship? If you're gonna land, maybe you could move a skosh away from the... AHHH!!!!!
 * Steven: CAR WASH! NOOOOOO!!!
 * Hessonite: Ah, the Earth. Did you miss me? Now, let's see, where is... Ah! THERE you are!
 * Steven: Eep!
 * Hessonite: I could feel it! Who activated you? They obviously don't know you're still mine. Get over here! My stars. You look absurd! Let's get you out of that shape post haste.
 * Steven: Hey! No! Leave him alone!
 * Connie: Yeah! He doesn't want to go with you!
 * Steven: Nooooo!!! Light Steven!!
 * Hessonite: Hmmm, that strange sound? What's that down there? ...Humans? Ha! REALLY! You... activated in the hands... of HUMANS? I leave you here for a few thousand years, and you're ready to activate for whoever... WHATEVER happens to grab you?! Well, I'll let you make it up to me. Turn on them and cut them down to shreds! WHAAAT!!! What are these weak forms! Your blades... so FLIMSY! You've gone SOFT!!!! Come with me, you're embarrassing yourself!
 * Steven: WAIT! LIGHT STEEEEVENNN!!!
 * Connie: Steven, watch out!
 * Greg: ACK! Be careful, kids!!
 * Connie: Leave it to us, Mr. Universe!
 * Steven: Way to go, Connie!!
 * Connie: Thanks, Steven!
 * Steven: Okay, Steven! Now it's your time to shine!
 * Greg: That was coconuts! Are you kids okay??
 * Steven': Yeah... sorry about the car wash, Dad.
 * Greg: It's okay, Schtu-ball. At least you're both safe. And hey, the van made is without a scratch! Welp, looks like I've got some work to do cleaning up around here. Oy.
 * Steven: But what about poor Light Steven? We've gotta save him!
 * Connie: We should tell the Crystal Gems what happened! They'll know what to do!
 * Steven: Yeah! Let's...
 * Mayor Dewey: YAAAAAAAA!!!!!
 * Connie: Oh man, what is it now?
 * Mayor Dewey: Kids! You've gotta help me! There's a crazy blue raccoon on the Dewey Mobile!
 * Connie: You can count on us, Mayor Dewey!
 * Mayor Dewey: Oh, good! That's government property y'know!
 * Connie: Man, these guys are tough! I wish we had something to help us out...
 * Steven: I've got just the thing!
 * Mayor Dewey: Thank you, kids! But I still need your help!! These weird things have infested Beach City! They're a public menace!! And worst of all: on my way here, I lost THE KEY TO THE CITY! They must've taken it! It's a crisis, I tell you! I need you two to get that key back for me!
 * Steven: Um, Mayor Dewey, we were actually just on our way to go find the Gems and--
 * Mayor Dewey: THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT!! This is of the UTMOST importance! Here, take this official government document. You can reference that to make sure you find the right key! I'm sure if you track down more of those little blue guys, it'll lead you to the key!
 * Greg: Waaaait! I'm going with you!
 * Steven: Dad! Wait... really??
 * Greg: Yeah, I mean, I know it's not usually my place to join you on your magical missions... But I just saw a glittery space lady kidnap a giant magical version of my son! I can't just stand around here now! Plus, uh, I don't really have anything else to do, what with the car wash busted and all...
 * Steven: Wow! Embarking on an adventure with my best friend AND my Dad?? CAN'T EXPRESS... EXCITEMENT!!
 * Greg: So, I guess let's, uh... get this party started?
 * Steven: Oh yeah, while we looking for this key, we should probably also go find the Gems! I think they said they were going to be at --
 * Connie: Steven, behind you!
 * Greg: STEVEN!! Oh no! What do we do??
 * Connie: Hang in there, Steven! I'll get you out!
 * Steven: So, I guess that's a thing that can happen... I owe ya one, Connie!
 * Greg: Yeah, um, let's be more careful, everyone...
 * Steven: Lion! I didn't know you liked to nap up here!
 * Lion: Zzzzz...
 * Steven: Through I guess you pretty much like to nap everywhere don'tcha buddy?
 * Lion: Zzzzz....
 * Steven: Good, good talk!
 * Peedee: S-S-STEVEN! MONSTERS!
 * Steven: Don't worry, Peedee! We'll protect you and our tasty fries!! HEY! Light guys! No one messes with the Fry Shack!
 * Peedee: Phew. T-thanks, Steven. I'm going to make a conscious decision to not ask what's going on, and interested just focus on doing my job.
 * Steven: That's probably for the best!
 * Peedee: Since you saved my life, I guess I can give you some fries on the house.
 * Connie: Hm, no key yet...
 * Greg: Don't worry, kids! I've got a real good feeling about the next one!
 * Steven: Yeah, me too!! Sour Creeeam!
 * Sour Cream: Hey, it's Steven! Maybe you can help me. I'm playing this semi-annual DJ rave thing tonight, but I left all my glow sticks in the forest. Bummer, right?
 * Steven: Your glow sticks?? Those are your signature them!
 * Sour Cream: I knew you'd understand. If you can find me 10 glow sticks. I'll give you a sick reward. Oh, actually, I've got one glowstick on me here. Maybe you could take it as like, y'know, a reminder to find the others?
 * Steven: There it is! KEY GET!
 * Greg: Wow, you kids sure are good at finding stuff!
 * Connie: Huzzah! Let's go bring it back to Mayor Dewey!
 * Steven: Nanefua! Are you okay?
 * Nanefua: Yes! Why wouldn't I be?
 * Steven: Well, I'm not sure if you saw all the monsters running around Beach City?
 * Nanefua: Oh, yes! I just ran into a few and whooped their butts.
 * Mayor Dewey: Well, Universe? Did you find the key?? Let's see it!
 * Steven: Here you go, Mr. Mayor!
 * Mayor Dewey: Oh, thank goodness! Thank you, kids! You've done a great service for your city! As a small token of my gratitude, let me reward you with this strange object I just found!
 * Steven: Yay! I'm so proud of us!
 * Connie: Alright! Now we should probably go tell the Gems about what happened at the
 * Steven: Oh yeah, that! Know the Gems, I bet they're noticed this whole monsters all over the place thing... I'm sure they're somewhere here in Beach City fighting them off, just like we were!
 * Connie: Hm, maybe if we head up the hill to the lighthouse, we can spot them?
 * Steven: That sounds like pretty much the best idea ever! Hey, Lion! Have you seen the Gems today??
 * Lion: Zzzzz...
 * Greg: I'm guessing that's a no.
 * Steven: Hey, wait! Down there on the beach, that looks like...
 * Connie: Who do you see, Steven?
 * Steven: Pearl!
 * Connie: You're right, there she is! They should call you Eagle Eyes Universe!
 * Steven: Oh no! Watch out, Pearl! C'mon, we've gotta go help her! Pearl!
 * Pearl: Stay back, kids!! These are light constructs -- they're extremely dangerous!
 * Connie: We're here to help, ma'am! We've been using our training to fight them all morning!
 * Pearl: Oh... alright then, but stay close! Well done, kids. Are you alright?
 * Greg: Yeah! Phew, I'm okay, I... Oh, wait, you said "kids"...
 * Steven: Pearl! It was terrible! Homeworld Gem came! She destroyed Dad's car wash, and took the Prism! And, and, she unleashed all these monsters, and now we've got to rescue Light Me!!
 * Pearl: Wait, slow down! The Prism?
 * Steven: Yeah, y'know, the one you guys found that one day, and it started that big adventure and we went around the world battling all those light creatures?
 * Pearl: Yes, yes, I remember. But, Steven... you kept it??
 * Steven: Oh, uh, yeah. After the adventure it went dim and I thought it'd be a nice memento and, well, Garnet said it was okay...
 * Pearl: Hmmm. Okay, this is very important. You said a Homeworld Gem took it. What did she look like?
 * Connie: Very tall, commanding. She had fluffy hair and a lot of, um, bravado?
 * Pearl: It can't be...
 * Steven: Pearl! Who is she??
 * Pearl: ... Before those creatures attacked, I saw her ship fly towards the forest. We must track it down, and we need to leave right this instant.
 * Steven: Wait! But...
 * Pearl: Steven, I need you to trust me.
 * Steven: You have to tell us who she is!
 * Pearl: If we don't leave now, we're going to lose our chance.
 * Steven: Aw, man... so mysterious!
 * Mr. Smiley: Hey, you kids are alright! It's your efforts that'll allow the quarters to keep flowing! As a small token of my gratitude... here's a token! It's for the latest and greatest addition... BOLTRON! Son of Zoltron! This baby should look familiar to you, Steven! But of course, this guy is ALL NEW! Kids these days
 * Steven: Oooooo... all new...
 * Zoltron: Boltron predicts you will open your inventory and select a Boltron token!
 * Steven: Oh man, he can see into the future!!
 * Zoltron: Bad luck and extreme misfortune will haunt your pathetic soul for all eternity!
 * Steven: I... paid for this? Hey, Buck! Pretty crazy and amazing day, huh??
 * Buck: Sure. I guess. Y'know, sometimes I envy you, Steven.
 * Steven: Me?
 * Buck: Yeah, you have a childlike sense of wonder that I no longer experience due in large part to my cynical worldview.
 * Steven: Oh... well, maybe I can fix that! Check out this thing I can do with my inner elbow!
 * Buck: No thanks.
 * Steven: Hmm. Oh no! They're chopping down all the trees! Not Mother Nature! Wuh oh! Hey... a thingie!
 * Pearl: Steven, maybe you shouldn't always be so quick to pick up strange magical things?...
 * Connie: Wow, what is this?
 * Steven: OOH! OOH!
 * Greg: Yeah, ain't every day you see a big magical wall like this. What should we do now?
 * Steven: We need to find the magic key!
 * Greg: Oh, yeah! Doy! That makes sense! Looks like this isn't your first rodeo, Scthu-ball!
 * Steven: Haha, thanks, Dad! Onion?! What are you doing here?
 * Connie: ...
 * Steven: Oh? Are these, like, for sale? Uh. Cool! Hey!! Stop that! Whoops, sorry, lil guy!! Oh, heh, heh, heh, fancy seeing you guys here... Guys!! I found another thingie!!
 * Connie: Nice! You're on a roll!
 * Steven: Yeah!