Dupe


 * [Gantu storms back into his ship after losing another experiment to Lilo and Stitch]
 * Gantu: I don't want any of your lip!
 * 625: I didn't say any--
 * Gantu: [smacks 625's sandwich out of his hand] I told you to zip it, you sandwich-making freak!
 * 625: Oh, look what you did to my tuna on rye!
 * Gantu: [suddenly guilty] I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
 * 625: Hey, hey, hey. You obviously had a bad day. You wanna talk about it?
 * Gantu: Well.... alright. It's that trog! Always besting me! I just can't take it anymore! Uh, you're not offended when I call him a trog, are you? Because, after all, you're a trog.
 * 625: Please! Don't you worry about me. This is about you. Why don't you tell me a little about your childhood?
 * Gantu: I haven't thought about that in a while. Well, my father was very authoritarian, so I didn't have many friends. No friends, actually.
 * 625: Yeah, go on...


 * [Lilo and Stitch take Dupe to their house]
 * Jumba: Hmm, here is experiment I have not been seeing in a long time.
 * Lilo: What does it do?
 * Jumba: Experiment 344 is duplicator. It can make multiple copies of anyone or anything. Designed to make infinite number of weapons. [Stitch looks at Dupe's antenna while having a lollipop] Careful of the antenna, 626. You might duplicate yourself.
 * Stitch: Oh, yeah! [uses Dupe's antenna to clone a lollipop for Lilo and then makes him clone an entire stack of cakes so he could chow down]
 * Lilo: Cool! All the lollipops you can eat! [tastes her lollipop] Mmm, good... but there's something different. Is this low-cal?
 * Jumba: Yes. Experiment 344 was failure. Duplicates were not as powerful as original.
 * [Stitch finishes off the stack of cakes]
 * Lilo: Better watch out, Stitch, or you'll lose your girlish figure.
 * Jumba: Eh, actually, no. Duplicates have less than original of everything, including fat and calories.
 * Pleakley: [barges in dressed as a park ranger] Hold everything! As official adult guardian of your slumber party tonight, I don't want that thing wreaking havoc! Nani put me in charge while she's gone, and I'm not letting her down! I got everything planned: pillow fight at 6:00, toenail painting at 7:00, aromatherapy facial's at 8 bells, gossiping about boys will be sprinkled about as spontaneous intervals.
 * Lilo: What about light as a feather, stiff as a board?
 * Pleakley: Hmm, inducing levitation. Shouldn't take longer than a half hour. I'll pencil ya in at 6:30.


 * [Gantu is continuing telling his childhood story to 625]
 * Gantu: Then, when I was 12, I was excluded from peer group's parties.
 * 625: Let me stop your there. I understand your problem.
 * Gantu: You do?
 * 625: It's obvious: your life is a boring failure! I wouldn't wanna be you, either! All you do is whine "It's all the trog's fault!"
 * Gantu: You said you wanted to hear it!
 * 625: I didn't it would be so tedious!
 * Gantu: Daddy always said to trust no one. Why haven't I learned?!
 * 625: Don't you feel better now?


 * [at Lilo and Stitch's slumber party, Yin, Yang, Richter, and Cannonball are having a big pillow fight]
 * Pleakley: We're done with the pillow fight phase and have moved on to the facial phase! Come on, people! Stick to the schedule!
 * [the experiments stare at each other and then start hitting Pleakley with their pillows]


 * [Lilo accidentally clones Stitch with Dupe after wanting more friends; she takes the clones to her hula class]
 * Lilo: Hey, guys. I missed you at my slumber party.
 * Mertle: We have a scheduling conflict.
 * Lilo: That's okay. Let me introduce you to my new friends. [the three Stitches clean their noses with their tongues]
 * Mertle: There goes hula class.
 * Lilo: By the way, I'm having another slumber party tonight, with a levitation.
 * Mertle: Oh, really?
 * Lilo: Yep. Only this time, you're not invited. Right, guys?
 * All three Stitches: YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!
 * Lilo: It's good to have a posse.


 * [with the help of Heat, Thresher, Plasmoid, and Hammerface, Gantu has succeeded in capturing all four Stitches; he rings a bell for 625, nothing happens]
 * Gantu: Ahem! I rang the bell!
 * 625: You can forget it! I'm not coming out!
 * Gantu: Fine! Plasmoid?
 * [Plasmoid readies a shot from his tail]
 * 625: Alright, alright! [comes out dressed as a butler] Happy now?
 * Gantu: I want you to make a victory feast for my brave warriors.
 * 625: 'Kay. Victory feast. With or without crust?


 * [Lilo tricks Gantu into using Dupe to clone a hundred of Heat, Thresher, Plasmoid, and Hammerface, making them too weak against the Pleakley clones while she merges all 4 Stitches back into the original]
 * Gantu: I don't understand. My army, they're so weak! You tricked me!
 * Lilo: Yep. It's a side effect. United you stand, but divided you're a whole mess of weaklings.