Total Drama

Not So Happy Campers Part 1
Chris: Yo! We're coming at your live from Camp Wawanaka! Somewhere in Muskoka,Ontario. There will be twenty two Campers coming here for the next eight weeks. They'll have to survived disgusting camp foods.

Grub: Hey, now!

Chris: And here is our elimination spot where each week, each camper will receive a marshmallow. The person that doesn't receive one would directly go to the Dock of Shame, aboard the Boat of Losers, then leave. And you can't come back. Ever! Whoever is the last camper standing will win one thousand dollars! So stay tune! I'm your host, Chris McClean. And you are watching Total...Drama.... Island!

(Opening theme song)

Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island. The campers should be here shortly. We told them they would be staying at a five star resort. So if they seem a little T.O, that's probably why. Beth!

Beth: It's so incredible to meet you! Wow, you look much shorter in real life.

Chris: Uh...thanks. DJ!

DJ: Yo,Chris! You sure you got the tight place here? Where's the hot tub at?

Chris: Yo,dawg! This is it! Camp Wawanaka!

DJ: Hmmmm. Look a lot better on the application form

Chris: Hey, Gwen!

Gwen: You mean we're staying here?

Chris: No, *you're* staying here. My crib is in the A.C that a way.

Gwen: I did not signed up for this!

Chris: Actually, you did! The great thing about lawyers is... they make LOTS of copies!

Gwen: I am not staying here!

Chris: Cool, I hope you can, though. Cause your ride just left.

Gwen: Jerk!

Chris: Geoff! My man!

Geoff: What's up, man?! It's an honor to meet you, man!

Chris: Hey, thanks, man!

Gwen: If they say "man" one more time, I'm gonna puke.

Chris: Hey, everyone! This is Lindsay! Not too shabby!

Lindsay: Hiiiiii! Okay, you look *so* familiar.

Chris: I'm Chris McClean! The host! Of the show!

Lindsay: Ohhhh! So that's where I know you from!

Chris: Um... yeah. Heather! Good to see ya! Duncan! Dude!

Duncan: I don't like.... surprises!

Chris: Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man. He also said to give him a call and haul you back to juvie!

Duncan: Okay, then. Meet you by the campfire, gorgeous.

Heather: Drop dead you skeeze! I'm calling my parents! You can NOT make me stay here!

Chris: And here comes Tyler!

Heather: (groans loudly)

Chris: Wicked wipe out, dude! (Laughing; someone was breathing behind Chris's neck) Hey, Harold!

Beth: What's he looking at?

Harold: So you mean that this show is at some crappy summer camp, and not on some big stage or something?

Chris: That's right!

Harold: Yes! That is so more favorable to my mad skills!

Chris: Contestant number nine is Trent!

Trent: Hey, man! I saw you on that figure skating show! Nice work!

Chris:Thanks man!

Beth: I saw that once! One of the guys dropped his partner on the head. Though, they got immunity that week.

Harold: Lucky! I hope I get drop on my head.

Lindsay: Me too!

Trent: So this is summer camp? Okay?