Falling for the Falls: Part 2

At Mackenzie Falls set:
 * Chad: (wearing a neck brace) This is exactly what I was afraid if I asked you out. That I would end up broken or broken hearted. I just never imagined it would be both Sonny.
 * Chloe: Sonny?
 * Chad: What Sonny?
 * Chloe: You said Sonny.
 * Chad: I don't think so.

At So Random set:
 * Sonny: The patient is critical. We need to get him into the operation room CHAD!
 * Tawni: (confused) Chad?
 * Sonny: What? No. I said STAT. As in we need to get him into the operation room CHAD!
 * Grady: Mmmmm. You did it again.
 * Sonny: Ummm. I don't think so.
 * Nico: (gets up from the gurney) I heard it too.
 * Grady: Even the dead guy heard it.
 * Sonny: You know what? Okay this is ridiculous.
 * Chad: You people are hearing things.
 * Sonny: (same time with Chad) I did not say Chad.
 * Chad: (same time with Sonny) I did not say Sonny.


 * Zora: So what do you think was up with the slip of the tongue this morning?
 * Chad: (getting food but not looking at Sonny) They're watching.
 * Sonny: (getting food too but not looking at Chad) Yeah. I know. Act natural.
 * Chad: Good call. Just follow my lead.
 * Sonny: Okay.
 * Chad: What say you good woman? Were these freshly picked this fine morn?
 * Sonny: I said act natural not Amish. This is silly. Why don't we just tell people that we have a date tonight?
 * Chad: Bad idea. You know how much our two shows hate each other. If they find out we're going on a date they'll think it's okay for them and then- (shakes his head)
 * Tawni: You don't think those guys like each other, do you?
 * Nico: Maybe. I mean look at them trying to act all discreet.
 * Grady: Well, I happen to be keen reader at lips. So whatever they're trying to say, they might as well say it to me.
 * Sonny: So Chad...
 * Grady: No, Brad.
 * Sonny: what's the plan?
 * Chad: Well I'm getting us a limo-
 * Grady: Apparently he's getting a pillow.
 * Chad: to take us-
 * Grady: Two steaks plus.
 * Chad: at 8:00-
 * Grady: He ate a sock.
 * Chad: to a nice dinner.
 * Grady: and a rice thinner.
 * Tawni: Read my lips.
 * Grady: [turns to Tawni]
 * Tawni: You're a dope.
 * Grady: "Europe's pope."


 * Sonny: It is a sad day when a young woman can't try on twelve or thirteen outfits without being accused of going on a date! You should be ashamed of yourselves! (waves her finger) Shame on you! (Grady raises his hand) Yes Grady?
 * Grady: So in the risk of further shame, will you be joining us for pizza night? Because you're in charge of the coupons.
 * Sonny: No I won't be joining you.
 * Tawni: Ah ha!
 * Sonny: Not because I have a date or anything. Because I'll be helping my mother who has a sprain ankle from doing things with that foot that she should not have been doing.


 * Nico: Too bad Sonny's gonna miss Pizza Night.
 * Zora: Yeah, pizza just won't taste the same without her.
 * Grady: Yes it will!


 * Chad: (looks at his clothes) Hello boys. It's showtime!
 * Sonny: Hello girls. It's toe time! (paints her toes)

(Sonny is looking for good earrings to wear while Chad is looking for good shoes to wear.)
 * Sonny and Chad: Nah. (puts their first choice down and picks up their second choice up) Nah. (puts their second choice down and picks up their third choice) Nah.
 * Sonny: (picks up two pairs of earrings) This would be so much easier if I was a dude.
 * Chad: This would be so much easier if I was an average dude.
 * Sonny: (trying different kinds of lipsticks) Good.
 * Chad: (trying outfits) Too preppy.
 * Sonny: Better.
 * Chad: Trying too hard.
 * Sonny: Rockin' it!
 * Chad: Not trying hard enough.
 * Sonny: Perfect!
 * Chad: Too Nico. Too Grady. Too Tawni but very comfortable.
 * Sonny: Hey Chad. It's me. I've been ready for half a hour now. Listen, I can't wait to see you. It's gonna be perfect.
 * Chad: (surrounded by piles of clothes all over the floor) IT'S WRONG! IT'S WRONG! IT'S ALL WRONG! (kicks some clothes)


 * Chad: (thinks) Man, her shark is so much cooler than my lame jellyfish. I'm such an idiot.
 * Sonny: (looks nervous and thinks) I'm such an idiot. Why did I do the shark? His jellyfish was adorable. He's adorable. (stares at him)
 * Chad: (thinks and stares at Sonny) She's adorable. (looks at him palms) Oh my palms are sweating. Just be cool. (stops thinking and still nervous) So...Ohh!(leans but accidentally falls)
 * Sonny: Chad! Are you okay?
 * Chad: (gets up) I'm good. I'm good. I'm cool. (thinks) I'm so not cool. Water! I need water. (drinks his water) This isn't making me anymore cool, although it is refreshing.
 * Sonny: You know, this all looks so great. Why don't you order since you know so much about sushi?
 * Chad: (thinks) Oh my gosh, I forgot everything I know about sushi. Keep drinking, keep drinking. Maybe she'll stop asking. (drinks Sonny's water)
 * Sonny: (thinks) Oh my gosh, I'm boring him so much he's trying to drown himself. (talks to Chad) Chad?
 * Chad: (stops drinking) Yeah?
 * Sonny: (touches Chad's hand) Do you want to order?
 * Chad: (thinks and gasps) She touched my hand! I was suppose to touch her hand first. What kind of man am I?
 * Sonny: (thinks) He's not even looking at me. Do I have something in my teeth? Of course I don't have anything in my teeth, I haven't eaten in hours. I'm starving! Why won't he order?!
 * Chad: (thinks) Quit drinking! You're gonna explode! Just tell her she makes me nervous. She'll understand. (stops drinking and thinking) Sonny, I need to tell you something.
 * Sonny: Yes Chad?
 * Chad: (throws up at her)
 * Sonny: (screaming in disgust)

(A camera starts flashing while Chad throws up.)
 * Chad: (shocked and runs out)
 * Sonny: (thinking) Oh my gosh, I can't believe he just did that! Why am I saying this to myself?! (shouts) Oh my gosh, I can't believe he just did that! Ewww!!