Avengers: Endgame Alternate HISHE

Cue the title: Avengers Endgame Alternate HISHE

Open with the Avengers planning out the Time Heist.

Natasha: Guys, there are three Infinity Stones in New York if we pick the right year.

Professor Hulk: Shut the front door!

Outside the facility, someone actually shuts the front door.

Tony: Well, all six stones are at Thanos' garden if we just go back there and get them before he destroys them.

Professor Hulk: Shut the other front door!

Thor: (as he comes in drinking beer) l'll go back to the garden. I would very much like to kill Thanos a second time. (burps)

Tony: Uhh, I don't know pal. I don't know if you're in the best shape to do this.

Professor Hulk: I think we should just do the separate timelines plan.

Thor: (burps) Nonsense, we have a time machine. There's no rush. All we need is a fitness montage, and l'll be fine.

Narrator: One fitness montage later...

Thor: (as he comes back no longer fat) See? Okay, I'm ready.

Steve: Let's go get this son of a language.

Later to everyone wearing the Quantum Realm suits.

Professor Hulk: Time travel!

The Garden: Before Thanos destroyed the Stones

We see Thanos walking through the garden.

Thanos: ♪Half of the universe had to die, so l could have these plants.♪