The Re-Entry Minimization


 * Penny: Boys vs Girls.
 * Sheldon: That's not fair. Any team that I'm not on has a decided disadvantage.


 * (Sheldon doing hand gestures)
 * Leonard: Sausage? Unidentified flying liverwurst?


 * Penny: Oh my god, we're gonna kill them.


 * Howard: Bernie, you okay?
 * Bernadette (off): Yeah, I’ll be right there. (Hacking and coughing noises)
 * [Howards look at the bathroom door in shock for five seconds]
 * Howard: Did you get a sea lion while I was gone?
 * Bernadette: (coming out of the bathroom) It’s just allergies.
 * [She takes her glasses off and puts them down on the bedside table]
 * Howard: Okay.
 * Bernadette: Took some Benadryl. I’ll be fine. So, did you miss me?
 * Howard: Oh. Are you kidding? Every minute of every…
 * Bernadette: (has a coughing fit) Ew. Excuse me.
 * Howard: Sweetie, we don’t have to do this now.
 * Bernadette: Yes, we do. You left right after we got married. This is like our honeymoon. Now, hold on to your hat. Oh. Uh-oh.
 * Howard: You okay?
 * Bernadette: A little dizzy. Must be the Benadryl. Switch places with me.
 * Howard: Okay.
 * Bernadette: Now, kiss me. (He does. She starts snoring)
 * Howard: Bernadette? Bernie? Bernie?
 * Bernadette: (waking suddenly) That was amazing. You made me feel things I never… (starts snoring again)
 * Howard: Well, that was quick, and a little gross. Now, I know how she feels.


 * Sheldon: He left a boy. He returns a boy-sized hero.


 * Howard: We did it! We survived!
 * Mike: That was the parachute. We still have another 6 miles to go.
 * Howard: AHHHHHHHHH!


 * Leonard: Sheldon, we haven't won a single game all night. Now either you put your face in that pie or I'm gonna put that pie in your face!


 * Amy: All right, let's keep this simple. How about darts?
 * Sheldon: No, that's not fair either.
 * Penny: Why not?
 * Sheldon: Darts is a bar game. You've been frequenting drinking establishments since you were of legal age.
 * Leonard: Yeah, that's when it started.
 * Sheldon: Well, regardless, she has a distinct advantage in all tavern-based competitions. Pool, beer pong, wet T-shirt contests, they're all out.
 * Penny: Okay. Just for the record, I have never entered a wet T-shirt contest, I've won a few, but that's just because I spill when I'm drunk.


 * Amy: Ready, set, wrestle!
 * Penny: Ha! (rolls Sheldon onto his back)
 * Amy: One, two, three, pinned! (Penny kisses Sheldon while holding him down)
 * Sheldon: Stop that. (Penny kisses him on the cheek) Amy, do something! (Penny kisses his other cheek) Amy! Help. (Penny kisses Sheldon again as Amy also starts kissing him) What...? (sees that Amy is also kissing him against his will) Amy! Stop that. Amy-- Penny, both of you, stop it! (Amy and Penny ignore Sheldon and keep on kissing him)