Breaking Dad (The Thundermans)


 * Dr. Colosso: I was watching the whole time, and I still don't know how this happened!
 * Max: [grunting] Come on!
 * [Dr. Colosso laughs]
 * Max: This is for a prank that's gonna be so big, the school's going to name an entire day after me.
 * Dr. Colosso: Dancing turkey head day?
 * Max: No, Max Thunderman day. You know the chemical in turkeys that you make you super sleepy after you eat 'em?
 * Dr. Colosso: Of course. It's one of the top ten evil chemicals, right after the stuff in asparagus that makes your tinkle smell.
 * Max: Well, when I steal my machine back, I'm going to use it to boost that turkey chemical and make super sleepy sandwiches for all my classmates.
 * Dr. Colosso: Then when they fall asleep, you're going to draw mustaches on them, right?
 * Max: I am now!