That's What Friends Are For? (Hannah Montana)


 * Miley: [to Jackson] My life is complicated enough. The last thing I need in my life right now is more drama.


 * Jake: Hi, Miley.


 * Miley: [staring at Jake] Hellooooo, drama!


 * Mikayla: I still hate you.


 * Hannah: Hate makes you ugly. Oops, too late!




 * Hannah: [on the phone] Hey, what's up, it's Hannah Montana, what would you like to give?


 * Mikayla: Singing lessons. I just heard your new single. Ouch!


 * Hannah: Well, I heard yours and I thought it was fantastic!


 * Mikayla: [in disbelief] Really?


 * Hannah: Yeah, my brother ate some bad catfish so we played it for him to induce vomitting. It was like BAM! Instant puke!
 * Mikayla: Has been.


 * Hannah: Never was.


 * Mikayla: Bottle-blonde.


 * Hannah: Lip-syncher.


 * Mikayla: Bra stuffer.


 * Hannah: [gasps] I hate you.


 * Mikalya: Like I care.


 * Miley: [closing the door] Hi.


 * Jake: You look great.
 * Miley: Oh boy!


 * Jake: Listen Miley, I…


 * Miley: I know I know. You haven't been able to forget about me. Your life feels empty without me. You see my face everywhere you look and you come back to say…


 * Jake: I just wanna be friends.
 * Miley: Big blonde sack o' drama say what?


 * Miley: So you are really into him?


 * Mikayla: Are you kidding? I am already working on our celebrity couple names. Right now it's between Jikayla and Mikake.


 * Miley: Too bad you're not old enough for Donald Trump. Then you could've been Old Mikdonald!


 * Robbie Ray: Here's your lunch, boy.
 * Jackson: Come on, Dad, this is stupid. Can I come back in the house?
 * Robbie Ray: No way. You smell worse than that weak old sardine Uncle Earl found his fat folk when he was looking for the remote.


 * Jake: Oh! Hey guys. Thanks for coming by.


 * Miley: No problem. We just wanted to wish you luck on your first day on filming because you know that is what friends do: that they are there for each other, they support each other…so where is Mikayla?


 * Jake: Umm, in makeup. Why?


 * Lilly: Oh, we just wanted to wish her luck. It's not that we are going to get her fired or anything.


 * Miley: You stink under pressure!
 * Lilly: Then stop putting me under pressure!