The Pact


 * Without you, I can’t breathe! Without you, I can’t BREEEEEATHE!  Hmm? Uh-
 * Uh-
 * Well this is weird.
 * I know, right?
 * That new kid looks exactly like Principal Brown!
 * Eh?
 * Eh?
 * I believe this is yours.
 * It's alright. It's ruined anyway.
 * Hey!
 * ​​​​​​: Hey!
 * Hey!
 * So what happened to your car?
 * Hmm...
 * I feel like I've forgotten something.
 * Uhhh... it's in the shop.
 * Okay great.
 * So what do you want to talk about?
 * Anything but girls.
 * Don't get me started of girls.
 * I said NO GIRL TALK!
 * Suit yourself. So I got this weird rash on my cheeks from shaving.
 * Looks fine to me.
 * Not those cheeks.
 * Okay, I take it back. Girl talk is fine.
 * Okay, so Miss Simian means everything to me and when I say "everything," I mean every terrible thing as well.
 * Oh dude, I feel you. Wait, do you mind if I call you dude?
 * Only if I can call you bro.
 * Yeah, pass. So what I meant, Principal Brown, is that I get what you're saying. Penny's developed this super weird laugh recently.
 * Don't get me started of girls.
 * I said NO GIRL TALK!
 * Suit yourself. So I got this weird rash on my cheeks from shaving.
 * Looks fine to me.
 * Not those cheeks.
 * Okay, I take it back. Girl talk is fine.
 * Okay, so Miss Simian means everything to me and when I say "everything," I mean every terrible thing as well.
 * Oh dude, I feel you. Wait, do you mind if I call you dude?
 * Only if I can call you bro.
 * Yeah, pass. So what I meant, Principal Brown, is that I get what you're saying. Penny's developed this super weird laugh recently.