The Vegas Renormalization


 * Leonard: What were you doing at Penny's?
 * Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, you'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of "friends with benefits."


 * Raj: We should have a plan, in case one of us gets lucky.
 * Leonard: Okay. If I get lucky, I'll take her to my stately manor outside Gotham city. And, if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon.
 * Rajesh: Sounds like a plan.


 * Sheldon: I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude.
 * Penny: That's Superman's big ice thingy, right?
 * Sheldon: I'm in such a good mood today; I find your tenuous grasp of the English language folksy and charming.


 * Raj: What do you say, Howard?
 * Howard: I say, Vegas, baby!
 * Rajesh: What are you gonna tell your mother?
 * Howard: Sea World, baby!


 * Howard: Alright, where are these amazing shrimp?
 * Leonard: Behold?
 * Howard: Seriously, you think this is the size of a baby’s arm?
 * Raj: A little baby.
 * Howard: I’m going back to the room.
 * Mikayla: (arriving) Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket?
 * Howard: Hi there, Howard Wolowitz.
 * Mikayla: Esther Rosenblatt.


 * Mikayla: Turn ons. Let me see. Reading a good book in front of the fire. Long walks on the beach. Getting freaky on the Sabbath with a bacon cheeseburger.
 * Howard: Really, me too.
 * Mikayla: Oy gevalt, you’re hot.
 * Howard: Yeah. Excuse me for a moment.
 * Leonard: Hey, how’s it going.
 * Howard: Cut the crap, you set this up, didn't you?
 * Leonard: Yes.
 * Howard: She’s a hooker, isn't she.
 * Rajesh: A prostitute, yes.
 * Howard: You already gave her the money?
 * Leonard: Yes.
 * Howard: Thank you!