Mech Suits Me


 * [Tails, Amy, Knuckles and Sticks are running from an unseen threat with pugil sticks in their hands.]
 * Sticks: It's gaining on us!
 * Knuckles: Uh, this is getting too real, man!
 * [The four members of Team Sonic stop and stare around the area. The group is briefly shown in thermal vision. Tails spots some trees russling.]
 * Tails: [Nervous] What the heck was that?
 * [Suddenly, Tails falls on the ground and gets dragged into the bushes]
 * Amy: [Nervous] It got Tails! None of us are...
 * [Amy screams and gets dragged into the bush next to her.]
 * Sticks: We gotta get out of here!
 * [Sticks and Knuckles runs across a tree branch. The duo is briefly shown in thermal vision. Suddenly, they spot Sonic holding a pugil stick and screech to a halt.]
 * Sonic: Did you really think escape would be that easy?
 * [Sticks jumps and charges at Sonic with her pugil stick but she misses. Sticks and Knuckles surround Sonic. Knuckles grunts and walk slowly towards Sonic. They fight each other on the branch. Sonic almost falls off, but then uses the end of his pugil stick as a pole and swings his way round. He then kicks Knuckles. Knuckles slides down to the end of the branch and falls into the trees. Sticks and Sonic remain. Sticks charges into Sonic, but Sonic counters by sliding his legs under Sticks' body. Sonic then kicks Sticks off the tree branch.]
 * Sonic: Annnd the hedgehog takes the game!
 * [Amy, Knuckles and Tails climb up the branch]
 * Sonic: So who's gonna be the next Jungle Predator?
 * Tails: It's Sticks' turn. Hey. Where is Sticks?
 * Sticks: Down here! And you guys are gonna wanna check this out!
 * Amy: We're not falling for that. It's the oldest trick in the Jungle Predator book.
 * Sonic: I've been meaning to read that book. How is it?
 * Amy: Not as bad as the movie. Studios should stop recycling the same tired old properties and make something original for once.
 * [Knuckles, Sonic and Tails look at Amy in silence. Sonic scratches his head and Tails coughs.]
 * Sticks: Uh... guys!


 * [Eggman is watching surveillance of Team Sonic in thermal vision on his floating TV.]
 * Dr. Eggman: 250 channels and finally something interesting to watch. Well, aside from that guy who goes to failing restaurants and yells at everybody. Love that guy.


 * Amy: It's dark in here.
 * Tails: I have just the thing to fix that.
 * [Tails presses a button on his Communicator that turns everyone's Luminous Suits on. They all gasp in amazement at the cave walls, which have glowing purple markings.]
 * Tails: Where do you suppose it all came from?
 * Sticks: Illuminati. Laser people. The league of ventriloquists. Who said that?
 * Sonic: You did, Sticks.
 * Sticks: That what they want you to think?!
 * Amy: I'd say it's more likely that these are markings from the time of the Ancients.
 * Knuckles: But what do they mean?
 * Amy: I think they want us to go that way.
 * Tails: Did you deduce that using your vast knowledge of archaeology?
 * Amy: Nah. There's a huge arrow pointing that way.
 * [Team Sonic follow the arrow and Knuckles discovers a metal hand.]
 * Knuckles: Whoa. Looks like this guy could use a hand.
 * [Knuckles gives a high-five to the hand. Tails and Sticks look unconvinced. Sonic, Tails and Knuckles lift rocks out of the way to reveal the whole figure.]
 * Sticks: [Scared] Gah! An evil robot! [Softly] Sorry, that was redundant. [Scared] Gah! A robot!
 * Amy: That's no robot. That's an old mech suit.
 * Sonic: It looks like me. Gotta hand it to those Ancients. They had swag. [Walks towards the mech]
 * Tails: Maybe I should run some tests first.
 * [Tails presses a button on his Communicator. Sonic, sitting in the mech suit, activates it and it glows red. It almost walks into Tails, who dives out of the way in time. The rest of Team Sonic chase the mech suit out of the cave. The mech suit is blocked by a force-field.]
 * Sonic: What the what?
 * Dr. Eggman: You meddlesome muskrats were so wrapped up in your little spelunking adventure, you didn't even notice my camouflaged Spy Bot was watching you the whole time! [Points to his right]
 * Knuckles: That's some great camouflage!
 * Dr. Eggman: No wait. It's over here.
 * [Eggman points to his left where the Spy Bot, who is using a twig to conceal itself, actually is.]
 * Tails: I'd hack the force field, but I can't get a signal underground.
 * Dr. Eggman: Hope you guys don't like oxygen, cuz it's in short supply down there. Heheh.
 * [Sonic tries punching through the force field with his mech suit. After the third attempt the force-field breaks open. Team Sonic escape the cave.]
 * Dr. Eggman: Oookay. Not expecting that. Luckily, I've got a plan B, a plan "Mega B" that is! The B stands for "Bot" if that wasn't clear. I mean, it was pretty clear.
 * [Mega Bot pummels through some trees over and shoots a missile at Sonic's mech suit. The mech suit uses a shield to block the attack. The mech suit then sprouts some wheels on the feet.]
 * Sonic: I'm starting to like this suit.
 * [Sonic spins around Mega Bot but it pushes Sonic away. Sonic charges towards it and kicks and punches it in the eye, toppling it over. With Sonic's eyes glowing red, he fires a laser from his mech suit that destroys Mega Bot. Mega Bot's eye lands next to Eggman.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Quietly] Even I gotta admit that was kind of cool.
 * [Eggman screams as Sonic grabs him in his mech suit. He slams Eggman into a rock wall, and prepares for one final punch.]
 * Dr. Eggman: [Nervously] Heh. I-I wasn't really gonna leave you in that cave. I was just about to call for help. It would've sounded something like this. Help!
 * [Sonic gets ready to fire lasers from his mech suit but gets stopped by Amy.]
 * Amy: Sonic! What are you doing?! Stop!
 * [Sonic lets go of Eggman, leaving a mark on the wall. Eggman runs off. Sonic jumps out of his mech suit.]
 * Sonic: I don't know what came over me.
 * Dr. Eggman: You know how often I use laundry as an excuse to bail on a battle? This time, I really gotta do my laundry. [Jumps on the Eggmobile and leaves.]


 * Knuckles: And it turns out it was in my mouth the whole time.
 * Sonic: Hey guys!
 * [Sonic greets the rest of Team Sonic in his mech suit.]
 * Sticks: Why are you still wearing that tin can?
 * Sonic: It's better than anything Tails can invent. Am I right?
 * Tails: Hey!


 * [Sonic in his mech suit waits in a long queue. He pushes the customers out of the way.]
 * Old Monkey: Kids today are so inconsiderate. They walk around with those loose-fitting mech suits. Put on a belt!
 * Sonic: Ssh. Whatever.


 * [Sonic is walking through the Village Center with Amt. Sonic looks at Perci and Staci. They both blink back at him.]
 * Sonic: Check it out. Twins. Hey, Perci, Staci.
 * [They both wave at Sonic. He laughs. Amy gives an annoyed look. ]


 * [Sonic is walking around on the beach. Suddenly, a ball hits him. Sonic looks up and sees Tails and Sticks playing volleyball with Wolfie and Wild Cat.]
 * Wolfie: Sorry about that!
 * [Disgruntled, Sonic stamps the ball into the ground.]


 * Amy: Maybe we can excavate some artifacts that'll clue us into what's going on with Sonic. Of course, I'm the expert here, so don't be too embarrassed if you can't find anything.
 * Knuckles: Found old doubloons!
 * Sticks: Found dinosaur bone!
 * Tails: Found the schematic for Sonic's Mech Suit!
 * [Amy grunts]


 * [Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks are confronting Sonic, who is still wearing his mech suit.]
 * Tails: It seems the suit houses a type of symbiont technology that slowly takes over its host. That's why you've been acting so aggressively lately.
 * Sonic: Wow. I can't believe it.
 * Amy: The Ancients were highly advanced. You know, for being so... ancient.
 * Sonic: No. I can't believe you guys call yourselves my friends. You're just a bunch of goodie goodies who want to take away my suit! I'm gonna find someone who gets me. Later twerps!
 * [Sonic leaps into the sky in his mech suit and flies away.]


 * [Sonic knocks on the lair's door with his mech suit. When no one answers, he punches a hole in the door. Eggman appears through the hole.]
 * Dr. Eggman: What's going on here?! Oh, Sonic. You look different. Did you get contacts?
 * Sonic: [Fiercely] I'm here to propose a partnership.
 * Dr. Eggman: Yeah, I'm gonna have to think this over.
 * [A montage plays. Eggman snatches an ice cream off the Ice Cream Vendor. While the vendor gets distracted, Sonic takes the stall away. In another scene, Stratford and Beth the Shrew stack cards. Sonic deliberately breaks the tower, giving Eggman a high-five. In another scene, Knuckles tries adding salt to his burger. When the lid comes off and drenches his burger in salt, he angrily stares at Sonic and Eggman, who give each other another high-five. The last scene shows Sonic and Eggman sitting on the bench wearing white moustaches feeding the pigeons.]
 * Dr. Eggman: A partnership sounds great!


 * Dr. Eggman: So, you see. Unless you pay me a ransom mother of, uh, oh let's say, a ludicrous amount, I'm gonna blow this whole town to smithereens.
 * Mayor Fink: Your thuggery doesn't scare me. As soon as Sonic shows up, he'll put a stop to this!
 * [Suddenly, Sonic lands beside the Mayor in his mech suit.]
 * Sonic: Cough up the dough, Mayor, or the whole town will feel my wrath!
 * Dr. Eggman: [Clears throat] Our wrath. He means our wrath.
 * [Sonic pushes Eggman away with his mech suit and shoots a laser with it, blowing a hole into some steps.]
 * Mayor Fink: [Nervously] And to think you were the guest of honor at my pancake breakfast fundraiser.
 * Sonic: You have 24 hours or else I...
 * Dr. Eggman: He means we.
 * Sonic: ...destroy everything.
 * [Sonic laughs maniacally. Eggman laughs nervously, and then flails his arms]
 * Dr. Eggman: Wait up, Sonic!


 * Dr. Eggman: Wow, Sonic. The way you stood up to the mayor was epic. And the power of your mech suit is unparalleled. Now if you'll excuse me, I accidentally left my excuse generator on. Orbot! Cubot!
 * [Eggman, Orbot and Cubot walk away. Sonic stares at Eggman.]


 * Dr. Eggman: You should have seen how Sonic outstaged me. If I could somehow steal that mech suit, then I'd have all the power.
 * Cubot: I don't think that's the greatest idea, boss.
 * Dr. Eggman: And why not?
 * Cubot: Because Sonic's been standing here listening to everything you said.
 * Sonic: You're just like all the others. A twerp out for my precious suit!
 * Dr. Eggman: No no, I was just testing my dopey assistants' loyalty. I wanted to see if they thought I was foolish enough to turn on my best friend. Bad robots!
 * [Eggman picks up a stick from the sofa and smacks Orbot and Cubot's heads with it. Eggman steps back from an approaching Sonic, but activates an escape chute that takes him to the lair's roof. He drops his stick, straightens his moustache and takes off in the Eggmobile. Sonic finds a way out of the lair and chases him in his mech suit.]


 * [The chase scene reaches the Unnamed Village. Sonic fires his mech suit's laser at the Eggmobile, but it misses. Sonic then charges into the Eggmobile and sends Eggman spinning. With Eggman flying around uncontrolled, Sonic finished off the Eggmobile with one more laser. A burned Eggman lands head first onto the ground. Sonic turns to Mayor Fink.]
 * Sonic: So. About that ransom.
 * Mayor Fink: Hey, I thought we had 24 hours.
 * Sonic: And I thought your administration was gonna repeal the chili dog tax. I guess we're all disappointed. [Harshly] Now hand it over!
 * Amy: [Off-screen] Not so fast, Sonic!
 * [The rest of Team Sonic arrive and confront Sonic.]
 * Sonic: Lookie what we got here.
 * Knuckles: We can't fight Sonic. He's our best bud.
 * [Sonic punches Knuckles with his mech suit and sends him flying into a shack.]
 * Knuckles: After careful consideration, I am now okay with it.
 * [Sticks charges into Sonic with her bo, but the mech suit's shield blocks the attack. He picks up the bo she's holding with his mech suit and throws her away. Amy attacks Sonic with her hammer, but the shield activates and she is immediately forced back by a laser. Knuckles tries punching the shield, but gets grabbed by the mech suit's hand.]
 * Tails: According to these blueprints, the shield is shielded on all sides...
 * Sticks: Well, I guess that's that. If you need me, I'll be in my Doomsday Bunker.
 * Tails: ...But while the suit's charging its blaster to maximum, it draws reserve power from its shields, momentarily disarming them.
 * Amy: If we can get you into the cockpit when the shields are down you can extract the symbiont chip and free Sonic.
 * Sticks: I'm never gonna get to use that bunker. Hey Sonic, over here!
 * [Sonic's mech suit lets go of Knuckles.]
 * Knuckles: [Dizzy] Ugh... Now I got you right where I want you.
 * [Sticks dodges lasers and punches from Sonic's mech suit.]
 * Sonic: Enough of this. Prepare for a full blast!
 * [Sonic powers up a full blast at Sticks.]
 * Sticks: Now!
 * [Amy, with Tails sitting on her hammer, swings around before releasing her hammer, throwing Tails head first into the mech suit's cockpit.]
 * Sonic: Get off of me you little twerp!
 * [Tails gets up and pulls the symbiont chip out of the Mech suit. Tails jumps out of the mech suit and the mech suit deactivates.]
 * Sonic: What happened? I couldn't think straight. Nothing made sense.
 * Knuckles: Yeah, get used to it.
 * Tails: [Shows the symbiont chip to Sonic] The mech suit was controlling you. But you don't have to worry about that anymore.
 * [Tails chucks the chip over his shoulder. Amy whacks it with her hammer. Sonic jumps out of the Mech Suit.]
 * Sonic: Just the same. I like it better with my feet on the ground. But I bet the suit will come in handy once in a while.
 * Amy: So, you really don't remember anything? Not even those twins?
 * Sonic: Oh I remember the twins, alright
 * [Amy gives Sonic an angry stare.]
 * Sonic: [Nervously] I-I mean I remember how much I disliked them.
 * [Amy smiles as the screen fades to black.]