The Bad News Plastic Surgeons


 * Teacher: Everybody just shut your porktraps for a minute!


 * The Red Guy: Plastic surgery isn’t just a sport, it’s a way of life.


 * The Red Guy: Oh, I like your spirit. You’re hired. Oh, by the way, who did your wattle?


 * The Red Guy: Which one of you weenies is our victim-slash-volunteer?


 * Cow: Nip and tuck, short and curl, my brother Chicken is not a girl!


 * Chicken: Couldn’t have done this without you, Dr. Hiney.
 * The Red Guy: Oh please call me Dr. Hiney.


 * Policeman: Hey, it says here you're a plastic pipe salesman from bend Oregon!


 * Chicken: He wasn’t even a New Mexican...


 * Cow: Mom! Dad! Photo-realistic beaver is teasing me again!

