Where Have All the Villains Gone?


 * Narrator: Just another quiet day in the city. A little too quirt if you ask me.
 * Ms. Question: Hey, Butcher, what's in the sack? Money?
 * The Butcher: Oh, I don't know. I haven't looked. But I just robbed the National National Bank. So if it ain't full of money, I'm going to write them an angry letter. Why do you ask?
 * Ms. Question: Why do you think I'm asking?
 * The Butcher: Because your name is Ms. Question, and you always ask questions?
 * Ms. Question: What if I told you I have a secret plan to eliminate WordGirl?
 * The Butcher: I guess I would say I'd like to hear your plan. Then I'd ask you if you could tell me what the word "eliminate" means.
 * Ms. Question: (to audience) Who does he think I am, WordGirl? (to The Butcher) Instead, how about if I do this?
 * The Butcher: Whoa. Where am I? Why do I smell like sausage? I kind of like it.
 * Big Left Hand Guy: Taxi!
 * (Ms. Question arrives)
 * Ms. Question: Going somewhere?
 * Big Left Hand Guy: Ms. Question. Yeah. I just robbed a jewelry store, and I'm trying to catch a taxicab before WordGirl catches me. Ha, ha.
 * Ms. Question: Want to hear my secret plan to eliminate WordGirl forever?
 * Big Left Hand Guy: Yeah, I'd like to hear that.
 * Ms. Question: Instead, how about if I do this, huh?
 * Big Left Hand Guy: What's going on? And why is my hand so big?
 * The Butcher: Hey, high five.
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Hoo. Ha, ha, ha! Freedom! Aha! Uh...but what is freedom really? I mean, are any of us really, truly free, man? Ooh, when did I get so philosophical? Hi, everyone. Why are we all in this net?
 * Ms. Question: Are you ready to hear my brilliant plan to eliminate WordGirl? First, if I eliminate all the villains in town, doesn't that mean WordGirl will have no crime to fight? And if WordGirl has no crime to fight, won't she have nothing to do? and if WordGirl has nothing to do, won't she leave this town and go somewhere else to fight crime?
 * The Butcher: Not necessarily.
 * Ms. Question: Who's doubting my brilliant plan?
 * All: (Talking at Once)
 * Ms. Question: Huh? Isn't this the greatest plan ever?
 * Narrator: Meanwhile, at the city prison,