The Weirdo

One Man's Trash

 * Uh...
 * and : Ugh.
 * and : Ugh.
 * and : Ugh.


 * Here. A present for you.


 * What is it?


 * It's a map of an egg.


 * Uh, huh. Thanks?
 * What was that?
 * What was that?


 * I dunno. What is this?


 * Why does Sussie always give everyone such lame gifts?


 * Yeah! And where's my lame gift?! I demand dissatisfaction!
 * Here she comes.
 * Here she comes.


 * What the what is that?!


 * Mayonnaise.


 * Why?


 * It's very precious. You can moisturize your elbows with it, or write with it, or feed it to a car.


 * O...kay, so you just keep mayonnaise in all your pockets?


 * Don't be silly. Sussie not crazy, she keeps different sauces in different pockets. This one's for mustard, this one's for ketchup, and this one's for toothpaste!


 * Sussie, toothpaste is not a sauce.


 * Yes it is. It's tooth sauce! That's why it tastes like mint. Sussie got present for you too.
 * What is it?


 * It's a crumpled green picture of an old man.


 * I'll pass.


 * Okay.


 * Uh--


 * Oh, don't be sad. You can have my dancing raisin.
 * You're dancing together! Sussie happy you're happy.
 * Ah, he kissed you. He must like you.
 * Ohh, don't they like Sussie presents?
 * Ah, he kissed you. He must like you.
 * Ohh, don't they like Sussie presents?
 * Ohh, don't they like Sussie presents?


 * Come on, guys. Make a little effort to spare her feelings. Do it on the down-low.
 * There, that's more like it.
 * Dude!
 * Well played, well played.
 * Dude!
 * Well played, well played.
 * Well played, well played.


 * Uh... Ah!
 * Uh, yeah. That's good too, I guess.
 * Uh, yeah. That's good too, I guess.

Hey There, Sussie

 * Hey weirdo, I've got a present for you.
 * Hey weirdo, I've got a present for you.


 * Yaaay!
 * Alright, I'ma fight these punks!
 * What, Greco-Roman style? Maybe that isn't the solution.
 * What, Greco-Roman style? Maybe that isn't the solution.
 * What, Greco-Roman style? Maybe that isn't the solution.


 * So what do you suggest?


 * Perhaps Sussie's making herself a target by being so... weird.


 * Hmm. I see. So you're saying we poison the town water supply with lead until everyone becomes as weird as her.


 * I meant we help her fit in better.


 * And then poison the water! Two really good plans. One is great, the other one's really good. There's no way to choose between them.
 * Okay fine. We'll help her fit in. But where should we start?
 * Okay fine. We'll help her fit in. But where should we start?


 * Let's just observe a normal day in her life.
 * Hey there, Sussie, sleepyhead
 * Rise and shine, get out of bed
 * Fix your face and clean your teeth
 * Beauty comes from underneath
 * Hey there, Sussie
 * The world is waiting
 * And everything is fascinating
 * Hey there, Sussie, give us a grin
 * And take the whole world on the chin
 * Get out that door, and go and seize the day
 * The world's a playground, time to play
 * Nothing can stop this happy girl
 * Apart from bending, or giving a twirl
 * Hey there, Sussie, it'll turn out right
 * She's not fussy, she's not uptight
 * Wears chicken skin as a hat
 * It goes well with her meat cravat
 * She'll eat a pack of scented candles
 * She's not afraid to lick door handles
 * She might bathe in rancid fruit
 * Or even toot into a--
 * I think we've seen enough, thank you. Definitely time for phase two.
 * I think we've seen enough, thank you. Definitely time for phase two.
 * I think we've seen enough, thank you. Definitely time for phase two.


 * Hold on Gumball, what's phase two?


 * The part where you stop being you.

Keep Your Chin Up

 * First, we need to redefine your identity. But it's kinda hard to do that without even knowing exactly what you are. I mean, no offense, but you do look like the result of some novelty app. How did something like... that happen?
 * First, we need to redefine your identity. But it's kinda hard to do that without even knowing exactly what you are. I mean, no offense, but you do look like the result of some novelty app. How did something like... that happen?


 * Well, once upon a time there lived a Mommy chin and a Daddy chin, and Daddy fed Mommy so much food that she ended up with a double chin. And the double chin got bigger and bigger, so she went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "That's not a double chin--"


 * That's Sussie!


 * No, he was wrong, it was a double chin. We got a second opinion. But, three years later, Mommy chin laid an egg.


 * And that's where Sussie came from.


 * Nah, it was just because she ate an egg. But two years before that, Mommy chin put a magic bean inside Daddy chin's mouth, and his belly started to grow. And then a voice came from inside it, and it said--


 * It's me, Sussie!


 * No, it was more like--
 * And then seven years later, Sussie born!
 * And then seven years later, Sussie born!


 * All right, whatever.


 * What we mean is, you'll fit in more if you change.


 * Not fit in totally, that's just not gonna happen. But it'll be, you know, like having a lip piercing instead of a face tattoo.


 * Or more like a funny story, instead of national news.


 * Yeah, exactly. More "a little freaky" than "a little freak show."
 * Let's start with the look. Hmm. I'm not quite sure that accentuating her jawline helped.
 * Looks like a meat pyramid. Uh, maybe she needs some hair.
 * Looks like a meat pyramid. Uh, maybe she needs some hair.
 * Looks like a meat pyramid. Uh, maybe she needs some hair.


 * Eh. Looks like her hair is tryin' to escape from her face.


 * Ha.


 * The teeth! It's the teeth that's the problem! And the nose. She needs a nose. And a neck. Ooh, and eyebrows.  There.


 * Umm...
 * Uhh, you know, sometimes less is more.
 * Uhh, you know, sometimes less is more.


 * Okay, uh, let me try something.
 * Yeah, that's better.
 * Mm. Why Gumball, Darwin, try change Sussie?
 * Mm. Why Gumball, Darwin, try change Sussie?
 * Mm. Why Gumball, Darwin, try change Sussie?


 * You know, people aren't always nice. The world can be harsh.


 * It can be confusing, heartless, and cruel. It can turn on anything that is different, that goes against the norm.


 * Yeah, and-- I don't want to hurt your feelings. So, I'll put this in the most delicate way I can. You know the story of "The Ugly Duckling?"


 * It becomes beautiful!


 * Exactly. But in that story, you'd be the mutant bog creature that eats the swan, makes all the children cry, and eventually gets hunted down and torched by the townsfolk.
 * W-w-wait, that came out wrong.
 * W-w-wait, that came out wrong.


 * Ah?


 * I meant screeching flesh pile, not mutant bog creature.


 * Mm. Sussie understand.

Eye Of The Beholder

 * Uh, I don't think we deserve another present.
 * Uh, I don't think we deserve another present.


 * Just put them on.


 * Why?


 * So you can see what Sussie sees.
 * ,, and : Aaah!
 * You think I'm a weirdo, but look out your window. It's my decision to make the world my vision. When I walk down the street, everything looks quite sweet.
 * You think I'm a weirdo, but look out your window. It's my decision to make the world my vision. When I walk down the street, everything looks quite sweet.
 * You think I'm a weirdo, but look out your window. It's my decision to make the world my vision. When I walk down the street, everything looks quite sweet.


 * I think I might pass on eating from this guy's grass


 * Aren't you scared of the germs? This is how you get worms.


 * Anything can be food, if you're in the right mood. 'Cause I am free. It's the key, doesn't matter what people think of me. I pick up things from the ground, keep everything that I found.


 * What will you do with this trash?


 * It's gonna give you a rash.


 * I offer it to my friends, so they can see life through my lens.


 * ,, and : La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.


 * My laugh is not gracious, but it is contagious. It's important to share all the joy you have spare.


 * ,, and : 'Cause I am free. It's the key, doesn't matter what people think of me.


 * So I brush my teeth with goo, I drink my soup from my shoe, I keep mayo in my pocket, turn a snake into a puppet, toot to a solo flute. I like to sing in the nude, but only at the shopping center, the acoustics are much better. Plant a sausage in the ground, so that a new pig comes around--


 * Hey!
 * What do you call a chin with two butts?
 * What do you call a chin with two butts?


 * Um... Butty McButt Chin?


 * Wait, I was... I was gonna say names, but it doesn't work if-- Ah, never mind.  Insult them!


 * Hey look. It's Tweedledum, Tweedledee, and Tweedlederp!


 * You look like the underside of stingray!


 * If you losers were a movie, it'd be called "The Ugly, the Ugly, and the Ugly."


 * Next time your parents drop you, try to land on your face! Might be an improvement.
 * Give me you wallet.
 * What the?! What is wrong with you?! Why'd you do that?!
 * What the?! What is wrong with you?! Why'd you do that?!
 * What the?! What is wrong with you?! Why'd you do that?!


 * ,, and : 'Cause I am free. It's the key, doesn't matter what people think of me.




 * Ah-AAAH!