Mr. Clumsy in the Brains and the Brawn




 * [Mr. Clumsy is at the top of his broken house, watering a plant on the window with his watering can.]
 * Narrator: Have you met Mr. Clumsy? The clumsiest fellow in the world!
 * [He knocks the plant off the window. Mr. Clumsy gasps.]


 * [Mr. Stamp comes in riding on his bike and delivers a letter to Mr Clumsy's house underneath the front door. Mr. Clumsy falls down the stairs and rolls by the front door with the letter next to him. He opens and reads it.]
 * Mr. Clumsy: Goodness me. I have been chosen to compete in The Brain and The Brawn!


 * [The scene cuts to the show with Little Miss Star as the host. The spotlight shines on her while she's holding a microphone.]
 * Little Miss Star: Good evening to you all out there! Thank you for such an excellent turnout to our legendary program, [Slowly while raising her voice] the, the, the!
 * Audience: Brains and the Brawn!
 * Little Miss Star: The contestant that is up you will discover after revealing.
 * [The stage curtains open. With the audience cherring, Little Miss Star pulls off the blanket and reveals Mr. Clumsy. Next, Little Miss Star brings out a coin.]
 * Little Miss Star: Now, will our contestant be the Brain or the Brawn? Fate will decide. Heads the Brain, Tails the Brawn. It's all yours, Mr. Clumsy.
 * [She tosses the coin up in the air. Mr. Clumsy tries to catch it, but instead falls off the stage just as the coin lands back on the ground. He lands on the crowd's seats. The audience groans. The coin lands next to Little Miss Star.]
 * Little Miss Star: Tails the Brawn! That's a good start because our contestant - Mr. Clumsy - is a real acrobat!
 * [The audience claps and cheers. Mr. Clumsy climbs back onto the stage.]
 * Little Miss Star: [Laughs] And I hear he's back! Mr. Clumsy, now we're going to draw up to see who'll be [Slowly while raising her voice] the, the!
 * Audience: The Brains! The Brains! The Brains!
 * Mr. Uppity: [Giggling] Looks like old Mr. Clumsy going to become a cropper, Little Miss Trouble.
 * Little Miss Trouble: Yes, Mr. Uppity.
 * Little Miss Star: Ladies and gentlemen, simply pop your names in this hat, and which will be passed amongst you, if you'd like to stand for, the Brain!
 * [Little Miss Star passes the hat to the audience. Each one puts a name in the hat and passes on to the next member. Eventually the hat is passed on to Mr. Dizzy.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: No it's all right thank you. I already have a hat.
 * [Mr. Dizzy passes the hat onto the next member. The camera turns to Mr. Uppity whom is now holding the hat while Little Miss Trouble is busy writing on sevaral pieces of paper.]
 * Mr. Uppity: What are you up to, Little Miss Trouble?
 * Little Miss Trouble: I've written Mr. Dizzy's name on every bit of paper!
 * [She collects all the pieces and puts them into the hat. The hat is passed back to Little Miss Star.]
 * Little Miss Star: Now you can draw your partner's name!
 * [She hands the hat for Mr. Clumsy. While he picks a piece of paper out of a hat the rest of them fall through it. She takes the paper and reads it.]
 * Little Miss Star: And, Mr. Clumsy's partner who will be The Brains this evening is, [Happily] Mr. Dizzy! [Normally] Come up and join us on the podium, Mr. Dizzy.
 * [The crowd cheers, while Mr. Dizzy looks around with a shocked and confused look.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: [Hesitating] I didn't do anything!
 * Little Miss Star: Not yet. Come up onto the podium, Mr. Dizzy.
 * Audience: [Chanting] Dizzy! Dizzy!
 * [Little Miss Star holds hands with Mr. Clumsy and Mr. Dizzy]
 * Little Miss Star: The Brains and The Brawn! Here they are!
 * [The crowd applauds as the two contestants take their seats. Mr Clumsy scratches his head.]
 * Little Miss Star: Mr. Dizzy, for the Brains team. Is the moon round or square? Quiet please, no whispering.
 * [Mr Dizzy takes off his hat and scratches his head thinking hard.]
 * Little Miss Star: You're nearly there. R, Ro...
 * Mr. Dizzy: A square?
 * Little Miss Star: Wrong!
 * [The audience groans and boos at Mr. Dizzy. Little Miss Star waves to the crowd and calls for silence.]
 * Little Miss Star: Mr. Clumsy, your turn.
 * Mr. Clumsy: [While moving his arms like a circle] Round!
 * Little Miss Star: Correct! But it's your partner that should've said it. Ladies and gentlemen, to make up for Mr. Dizzy's wrong answer, Mr. Clumsy will climb up the mast and bring down a plate of cakes!
 * [With the audience chanting on Mr Clumsy, he climbs up the mast. He slips just as he reaches the top of the mast but holds on. He grabs hold of the edge of the plate and all the cakes fall down. While the audience looks up, one of the cakes lands on Little Miss Trouble, who coughs and splutters, and rubs her face to get rid of the mess. Mr. Uppity laughs, until a moment later, when another cake lands on him.]
 * Little Miss Star: Zero to the Brain. Zero to the Brawn. Second question, Mr. Dizzy. Two and two makes...
 * [Mr. Dizzy scratches his head]
 * Mr. Dizzy: Three?
 * [The audience boos. Little Miss Star does a facepalm. Mr. Dizzy shows a confused look as he stays on his seat.]
 * Little Miss Star: And now, Mr. Clumsy will take part in the water test!
 * [The curtains open and reveal a pool of water.]
 * Audience: The water test! The water test!
 * Little Miss Star: Do you know how to swim, Mr. Clumsy?
 * Mr. Clumsy: [Hesitating] A little.
 * Little Miss Star: Perfect. [To the audience] You see this coin, ladies and gentlemen? When I throw it into the pool, Mr. Clumsy will go and get it!
 * [She tosses the coin into the pool. Mr. Clumsy, with a worried look on his face, walks into the water. Without looking, he walks to the other side of the pool and pulls out a plughole that drains all the water out.]
 * Little Miss Star: [Panicking] Thanks to the Brains, and the Brawn, everything is going...
 * [The pool deflates. The water sweeps her and the ladder away.]
 * Little Miss Star: [Bubbling] Dizzy!
 * [Mr. Clumsy, seen with hands on his head and eyes gripped shut, opens his eyes and puts his hands by his mouth. Soaked, he walks over to Mr. Dizzy, who is also soaked.]
 * Mr. Dizzy: Do we have to come back for the next round?


 * [The screen fades to black and the credits roll]