Mom and Dad


 * [Barney and James are stunned to see Loretta and Sam Gibbs making out]
 * Barney: Get your damn hands off my mom!
 * James: Get your damn hands on my mom!
 * Rev. Sam Gibbs: One on, one off.
 * Barney: The hell is going on here?
 * Loretta Stinson: After you boys tracked him down a few years back, we got in touch, we became friends again, started hanging out...
 * Sam: And then one day, she went from being Loretta to being... Lo-retta.


 * [Daphne wakes up and sees that Marshall brought her to her daughter's school]
 * Daphne: Wait, this is -
 * Marshall: That's your daughter's school. You need to go in.
 * Daphne: She asked me not to come, Marshall. This doesn't make any sense!
 * Marshall: Kids don't understand logic. Kids understand who shows up.