Lego Marvel Super Heroes 2


 * Nova Prime: ...This is a priority alpha! All Nova Crops... can anyone... hear me? ...We are under siege... alert! ...Kang is attacking... anyone?
 * Star-Lord: Okay, anyone else see a giant sword in the sky?
 * Drax: I can! It's right there.
 * Nova Prime: Guardians?! Kang the Conqueror is attacking. We've nearly evacuated everyone but our last rescue ships are pinned down. We can't hold out much longer!
 * Star-Lord: Relax, Nova Prime, the Calvary's here. No problem we can't punch, no payment we won't accept. Rocket, you're on stick. Groot... Don't touch anything! Let's go kick some Kang!
 * Gamora: Everything okay up there?
 * Star-Lord: Honestly, it's best not to think about it.
 * Rocket Raccoon: Hey, I heard that! Keep your opinions about my flying to yourself, Quill!
 * Gamora: Let's just get out of this pig sty and make it to the air lock.
 * Drax: Pig sty? I do not see any pigs...
 * Star-Lord: Uh, Rocket? Think you could take a break from crashing my ship and open this hatch for us, please?
 * Rocket Raccoon: What, it's not already open? Must be jammed or somethin'.
 * Star-Lord: Great... we'll need to use the emergency manual override I told you guys about.
 * Gamora: There is nothing I can do about this... I still can't believe that's your "emergency" manual override.
 * Star-Lord: Hey, I admit it's a little on the complicated side but least it works, right? There's our exit. Just gotta use a gravity mine to get the stuff out of the way.
 * Gamora: Why is there a reinforced plate over the controls?
 * Star-Lord: Well, you know how Groot likes pressing buttons? I kinda don't want him anywhere near that one.
 * Gamora: Hmm... An actual, sensible precaution.
 * Star-Lord: Yeah, don't be too surprised.
 * Gamora: If we survive this, I vote we have trial runs for future emergencies.
 * Rocket Raccoon: Alright, guys, we're almost in position... get ready!
 * Star-Lord: Okay, let's jump...
 * Drax: ARGGGGH!
 * Star-Lord: ...as soon as we're low enough!
 * Gamora: Was he wearing a rocket pack?...
 * Star-Lord: You're kidding right? he doesn't even wear a shirt. Okay, new plan: We jump now.
 * Drax: ARGGGGH!
 * Gamora: Urgh, Drax, you must learn to look before you leap.
 * Drax: I did look, ten I leaped.
 * Star-Lord: Yeah... Wild guess here, this Kang the Conqueror is bog on time travel?
 * Nova Prime: (Hologram) I said "The Guardians of the Galaxy"... yes, I know they're a bunch of... oh! Hello, Guardians. Thank you for your assistance. A rescue boat should be arriving to pick up the last of the civilians now. Please do everything you can to help clear the area keep an eye out for Kang's forces.
 * Drax: An eye out? How does she expect us to see if we...
 * Star-Lord: Figure of speech, Drax! Alright, Guardians. Looks like we've got work to do. Star-Lord... Legendary Outlaw! It's not looking good. There's chaos everywhere.
 * Gamora: Those civilians aren't going anywhere unless we put those fires out. Perhaps there's something on the upper level we can use.
 * Star-Lord: I don't get it. Who is this "Kang" guy and what does he want, anyway?
 * Drax: Stand aside! Mt mighty strength shall destroy this moderately wall!
 * Star-Lord: Alright, team! That did it! Now we've got our very own fore-extinguishing drone! Yeah, I probably jinxed that. Sorry, guys.
 * Gamora: The people are running to safety. Good work. Watch out! Incoming!
 * Star-Lord: Whoah!
 * Drax: You'll pay for that, you cowards!
 * Star-Lord: Okay, that was weird. But look! There's the gravity mine booster we need! Whoo! I knew that'd work!
 * Drax: I shall assist with the opening of the door.
 * Star-Lord: Congratulations, folks! You've been just saved by the legendary... Hey, where's everyone going? Nobody wants a "Star-Lord" autograph?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Hey, you guys doin' okay? We're coming in to land now! Oh, you're not gonna believe what happened! We ran one of Kang's buddies and found a little future technology! Wait until you see! WHOOAAAAHHH...!!!
 * Groot Small: WHOOAAAAHHH...!!!
 * Gamora: Rocket, do you have anything that can destroy this reinforced metal?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Of course! Unlike summa you guys, I'm always prepared for situations for this!
 * Gamora: Nice work. Now we just need to help them reach the boat.
 * Star-Lord: Whoah! How did Groot just do that?
 * Rocket Raccoon: That's what I just trying to tell you before, that little time gizmo we found let's him grow and shrink any time he wants... or get older and younger, if wanna get technical about it. Doesn't seem to work on anything else though.
 * Groot: I am Groot!
 * Star-Lord: That's the last of them. Good job, team.
 * 'Drax: We have done well, this day.
 * Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, once *I* showed up!
 * Groot: I am Groot!!
 * Nova Prime: (Hologram) Quill, come in! We're under attack our shields are almost gone, we need you to hold off the attacking ship while we repair them.
 * Rocket Raccoon: Guess we're doing a little overtime, huh?
 * Star-Lord: Hey! Is that thing attacking my ship? Not cool!
 * Gamora: Let's move before it does any more damage.
 * Rocket Raccoon: Urgh! The Milano could explode at any minute it's too dangerous to get inside.
 * Gamora: Rocket, is it possible to access the defense systems remotely?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Maybe... It's worth a shot, in any case. Oh, this is gonna be too easy! Okay, that did it. Now we just need to get up there and fire the thing!
 * Groot: I am Grooooot!
 * Star-Lord: I think it's working! Just need to keep firing!
 * Gamora: A few more shots should do it!
 * Star-Lord: Nice shot, Rocket!
 * Drax: We are victories!
 * Star-Lord: ...Okay, yeah, thanks.
 * Kang: There is no great satisfaction than that of triumph on the battlefield. Isn't it glorious, my dear Ravonna?
 * Ravonna: Such devastation... your might is unsurpassable! My Kang...
 * Kang: Oh, I like that! Say it again!
 * Ravonna: Such devastation... your might is unsurpassable! My Kang...
 * Kang: Hmmm, just as pleasing a second time.
 * Ravonna: The new arrivals fight with spirit.
 * Kang: Insignificant, ants. They pose no threat. But still, let us put them against a more formidable challenge.
 * Gamora: A celestial, here? But why?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Who knows? But he don't like he's looking to make friends!
 * Ravonna: My Kang, E'Son the Searcher is that overkilled?!
 * Kang: Too much? I found him at the end of time, fading and broken. So he shouldn't destroy them too quickly. Hahahahahaha!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Hey, is that thing waving at us?
 * Drax: I believe so! Hello, giant misunderstood creature!
 * Rocket Raccoon: No, wait. It's attacking! Watch out, guys!
 * Gamora: This day just gets better and better! Did you do something to get on this thing's bad side, Peter?
 * Star-Lord: Why does everyone keep asking me that? No!... Not this time.
 * Rocket Raccoon: Wait... What the heck just happened?
 * Gamora: Best guess? More of that Kang the Time Ravel Technology.
 * Rocket Raccoon: Huh... Hadn't counted on running into something like this...
 * Gamora: We need to put a stop to that laser beam. Any ideas?
 * Star-Lord: A gravity mine might work if I another booster.
 * Rocket Raccoon: Too bad we don't have anything to build one with!
 * Gamora: What about using pieces from the ship over there?
 * Rocket Raccoon: We'd need to break it apart first maybe our new pal can help us out?
 * Star-Lord: Hey, I think it's working!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Wait... what the heck just happened?
 * Drax: The ship... it re-made itself! How is that possible?
 * Star-Lord: So much for the gravity booster. At least we've got something attack it with now. Yeah! That did it! Hey, I think see a weak spot on his shoulder.
 * Drax: Leave it to me! Nothing shall stand in my way!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Guys! I think we just took out his power!
 * Gamora: Okay, while we've got the chance look for a weak spot!
 * Star-Lord: Yeah, what she said Do that!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Hey, Quill! You see what I see?
 * Star-Lord: The big, scary robot wants to destroy us? Yeah, I noticed that already.
 * Rocket Raccoon: Nah, I'm talking about the gravity booster in his chest. Think you could use that?
 * Gamora: You mean attach a gravity mine to something as powerful as a celestal? There's no telling what might happen!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Good point. We should definitely use it! Yeah, you better run!
 * Drax: We are victorious! ...Again!
 * Nova Prime: Thank you! You've bought us enough time for our evacuation ships to clear Kang's forces.
 * Star-Lord: Hey, no problem. The bigger they are the... the more they hurt you.
 * Rocket Raccoon: Hey, Quill. Ask them what our reward is!
 * Groot Small: I am Groot!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Hey, don't count your seeds yet, Pal. That giant sword is still out there.
 * Drax: It just left?
 * Groot Small: I am Groot!
 * Rocket Raccoon: An emergency broadcast from Terra?!
 * Gamora: Earth? Surely Kang isn't there already?!
 * Star-Lord: That's impossible! Either way we gotta get there and warn them!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Pffft, why do we gotta help them?!
 * Star-Lord: 'Cause we're the Guardians of the Galaxy!
 * (At Manhattan, Earth)
 * She-Hulk: You can rely on the Avengers to host a great victory wrap party!
 * Daredevil: Great job they did on Loki.
 * Captain Marvel: The brie is fantastic.
 * Giant-Man: Could you pass me some more nachos?
 * She-Hulk: Sure, Giant-Man!
 * Iron Man: Welcome, Wasp, enjoy the spread! Although I'd steer on the Asgardian vol-au-vents.
 * Thor: Food of the Gods, my friends!
 * Wasp: Where's Banner?
 * Iron Man: He enjoys his quiet time.
 * Wasp: Well, I guess the Hulk not being here you've saved on the catering.
 * Jarvis: Incoming call from Nick Fury!
 * Wasp: Another emergency... did you get the those doors to the command center, fixed, Tony?
 * Iron Man: Erm... Yeah, of course! Okay, guys, we're gonna have to wrap this up!
 * Thor: A great pity. The hors d'oeuvers were outstanding.
 * She-Hulk: You wash, I'll dry.
 * Wasp: C'mon, we'd better head to the command center!
 * Captain America: What're the chances that door is actually fixed...?
 * Jarvis: Incoming call from Nick Fury...
 * Iron Man: So, I got some bad news, wanna hear it? Come on, the news isn't that bad. I do need you to hear it though. The entrance mechanism is still busted. Guess I don't fix it after all whoops. It's gonna take some extra parts to fix it but I've kinda got oil on my hands so... if I told you the items I need, d'you think you could go find some and bring 'em to me'? Okay, great. These are parts you're looking for. If you check the rooms on this floor there's bound to be a few components lying around.
 * Captain America: Those parts Tony needs have to be around here somewhere.
 * Wasp: Hey, I think we might have an incoming call from Nick Fury...
 * Captain America: Who what gave it away?
 * Wasp: We'd better see what Nick Fury before we head out.
 * Iron Man: You might find something back in the lounge, we were partying pretty hard in there... y'know, until the "fun alarm" went off. Great, that looks like it should be enough. Let me take those off your hands and we can finally get this thing open... Okay, now to finish putting this thing together. There, now that wasn't so difficult, was it?
 * Wasp: If it was so easy, why don't you fix it when I asked you the first time?
 * Captain America: (Sighs) ... C'mon, we've still got to answer that call.
 * Iron Man: First thing I'm doing after we answer this call is putting that thing on silent.
 * Nick Fury: Avengers, sorry to break up the party... I have new missions for you. Siberia. Massive radiation spikes around a remote research faculty. Attuma's forces have been spotted out in the ocean. A prison breakout, headed for Brooklyn Bridge. Fury out!
 * Wasp: Three teams. Grab Spider-Man in your way out.
 * J. Jonah Jameson: I'm moving with the times to bring you the Daily Bugle Livestream, a web cast hosted by me, J. Jonah Jameson! Don't be fooled by the term *webcast*, I've not gone Spider-Man, web as in interweb... or something... Enough technobabble! Prepare to be informed! Super-villain activity across the globe has increased dramatically in the last few hours. The Avengers have assured the world's media this is just run-of-the-villany. Nothing they can't handle, and it is no way connected with earlier reports of a strange disturbance detected on the far side of the galaxy. Hah! Like you can trust anyone who wears a mask and tights. Right now get outta here. I got a paper to run too you know.
 * (In a remote area of Siberia...)
 * Captain America: We're going to land as close to that facility as we can.
 * Thor: What's alls this place? Doth everything not look peaceful and calm to thee?
 * Captain America: We'll see when we get a bit closer. The Winter Guard were unable to get this far.
 * She-Hulk: Sure is beautiful. Sure was beautiful - what is that thing?
 * Captain America: The source of the radiation spike. According to Wasp the researchers have vanished.
 * Thor: Let us sally to their ad.
 * Captain America: Okay, team. Let's move out.
 * Thor: Yes, and with great haste!
 * She-Hulk: Absolutely... nice jacket by the way, Cap.
 * Captain America: Uh, thanks.
 * She-Hulk: Cap! Care to give me a boost with your oh-so shiny shield?
 * Captain America: You got it... Wait, what? I'd better take care of that fire. My shield should be able to smother the flames. Hey, there's a electric socket up here. Thor, do you think you could use your lightning to restore the power?
 * Thor: Hmm... Let me see. It seems we are not welcome.
 * Captain America: Yeah, it might be a little tricky getting inside. Let's take a look around and see if we can find some sort of an override switch.
 * Thor: There. We should be able to get to use this to open the door now.
 * She-Hulk: Sure hope everyone inside is okay.
 * Computer: Warning! Radioactive materials detected. Lockdown in progress.
 * She-Hulk: That doesn't sound good.
 * Captain America: I see someone... excuse me? Are you alright? What happened here? Where's the rest of the team? What the heck?!
 * Thor: By father's beard! What madness is this?!
 * She-Hulk: It... it must've been the radiation or something!
 * Captain America: Agreed! We need to contain this situation now! Let's move!
 * She-Hulk: You think you can open that door, Cap?
 * Captain America: Urgh... I can't hit the switch from here. We'll need to find a way to rebound the shield towards it from suitable angle.
 * She-Hull: Whoah... Did we do it?
 * Thor: I know not...
 * Captain America: Welll we did... something.
 * She-Hulk: Cap! ... Cap, are you alright?
 * Captain America (Radioactive): Hisssss...!!!
 * She-Hulk: Uh-oh... Steve...?
 * Thor: He must be consumed by the cloud!!
 * She-Hulk: Buy why would the gas turn him against us? Something doesn't add up! Okay, hopefully that'll keep him down long enough for us to figure out...
 * Thor: Wait! Someone else is here... I can almost feel a strange...
 * The Presence: Ahh... my distinguished guests! I've been expecting you...
 * Thor: The presence?! You are the vile fiend behind all of this?!
 * The Presence: Oh... you wouldn't you like to know, Thor... The Mighty Thunder God?! Get them, my radioactive minions! Weak fools! You are no match for the Presence!
 * She-Hulk: The shield's gone! Now's our chance!
 * The Presence: Agh! No, this is not right!
 * Thor: This maybe our only opportunity to defeat him!
 * The Presence: Your resistance is meaningless! Join me willingly while allow it... No... This cannot be happening! You shall not defeat me! Oof! You dare defy me?! Bow! Before your new master!
 * Thor: It might have a little but we will save you, Captain! Ha! The collective mind of the Pressence is no match for Mjølnir!
 * Captain America: I didn't much care for being part of it... Uh, excuse me? Threat's neutralized.
 * The Presence: Hu he ha haha... Pitful Fools. Don't you see? This is just a test. My powers are in thrall to a higher command... You will see, in time...
 * She-Hulk: Or how about now?
 * Red Guardian: Greetings, Avengers! Is good to see you.
 * Captain America: Red Guardian! Glad we could be of assistance.
 * Crimson Dynamo: This is very unusual technique.
 * Darkstar: Da...
 * Captain America: She-Hulk? Can you take some time out from that to radio the quinjet?
 * She-Hulk: Awww! Do I have to?
 * (Meanwhile, in the depths of the ocean...)
 * Captain Marvel: It's strange, last intel on Attuma suggested he didn't have the resources to be any real threat...
 * Iron Man: Looks like he's sorted out his cash flow problem. There's enough weaponry there to attack the whole eastern seaboard... Roxxon!
 * Captain Marvel: Those corporate criminals! But why would they back Attuma's invasion plans? Unless they know something we don't?
 * Iron Man: Only one way to find out. Let's give them some real bang for their buck!
 * Captain Marvel: Alright, Tony. Let's find out the generators and plant the charges.
 * Iron Man: Got it. I'm guessing those differently-colored pipes will lead us to them?
 * Captain Marvel: Yeah... probably lead u right into trouble too.
 * Iron Man: Well, aren't *we* the optimist? Huh... so much for our "covert operation".
 * Captain Marvel: Hey, who said anything about being "covert"? Wait. A laser grid...? You were saying, Tony?
 * Iron Man: I stand by my previous statement this shouldn't be as difficult to get past as the door.
 * Captain Marvel: Oh, I'll make sure of that. Let me try.
 * Attuma: What are you doing?! Get out of here, you insignificant worms!
 * Iron Man: Whoah! Where did he come from? The Generator's on the upper level. Just need to find a way to reach it.
 * Captain Marvel: There's a hatch on the ceiling. Think we can destroy it?
 * Iron Man: Good call. Leave it to me. Right, that's the second one. One more should be enough.
 * Attuma: You again!? Stop what you're doing! Attuma commands you!
 * Captain Marvel: You "command" us? Yeah, good luck with that...
 * Attuma: Argh! I'll get you for that! Peasants! This is an outrage!
 * Iron Man: Uh! Hello? Is there a better person to do this? Probably not.
 * Captain Marvel: I don't get it. How could anyone justify all this stuff to Attuma?
 * Iron Man: Some people can "justify" anything if the price is high enough. You forget talking to?
 * Captain Marvel: Oh, I wasn't thinking sorry, Tony.
 * Iron Man: That's Attuma's invasion plans and truly sunk!
 * Captain Marvel: Still doesn't add up. What was Attuma planning? Why attack now? What was-
 * Iron Man: Watch out!
 * Captain Marvel: Huh?
 * Attuma: Fools You will pay for this insult!
 * Iron Man: Ouch. I don't want to worry you, but I think I may have just invalidated my warranty.
 * Captain Marvel: Let's get back and debrief; there's something bigger going on here...
 * Iron Man: Gently, gently...
 * (Meanwhile, back in New York...)
 * Spider-Man: Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man at your service.
 * Ms. Marvel: No way! We get Spider-Man in our team! Ah, this is so cool.
 * White Tiger: Urgh! We could have done without him.
 * Spider-Man: Hey, easy, White Tiger, I wore brand new threads and everything. Who are these guys, anyhow?
 * White Tiger: Escapes from the raft. Which means there are probably a few super villains up ahead too. The tremendous trio versus the bridge of anarchy! This would make an awesome fan-fiction!
 * Spider-Man: Let's focus on saving the civilians first. Team names come later. Oh, man. What happened to the bridge?
 * Ms. Marvel: And who's behind all this?
 * White Tiger: I dunno but we'll need to find a way to cross that gap.
 * Spider-Man: There we go! See? I have my uses!
 * Shocker: Let's see how you match up against me!
 * Spider-Man: Super Villains escaping from the raft, huh? Well, there's a "Shocker"!
 * Shocker: Hmph! Very clever, Spider-Man but you won't be making fun of me for long!
 * Spider-Man: But there's just so much material to work with! And speaking of material... what's that costume made out of, anyway? Are you a fan of fashionable cushions?
 * Shocker: Hey! What did I just tell ya? Don't mock the Shocker! Ow! Hey! Watch it!
 * White Tiger: Hey! What's going on?
 * Mysterio: Hahaha...!!! Care to test me, you weak-minded fools?
 * Spider-Man: Mysterio?! What's "Fish Bowl features" doing here?
 * Shocker: I'm the Shocker! I ain't no joke! Urgh! I said cut it out! You're gonna get it for trying to ruin my day! I ain't done yet, ya lously do-gooders!
 * Spider-Man: That was definitely not a career highlight.
 * Mysterio: Are you enjoying our little party? My friends would love to meet you!
 * White Tiger: Those other Mysterios are just illusions, right?
 * Ms. Marvel: I dunno... they seem real enough to me!
 * Spider-Man: Well, no Shocker's real so let's find a way to get to him.
 * Ms. Marvel: Gotta be something around here we can use to fight Shocker... Skadoosh!
 * Shocker: Okay, now you're really asking for it!
 * Ms. Marvel: Oh, you want some more, do ya? Happy to oblige!
 * Spider-Man: C'mon, Shocker. It's three against one. Give it up!
 * Shocker: Argh! You're getting' on my nerves! You know that?
 * Mysterio: Curse you, heroes... Currrrssse... yooouu...!!!
 * Vulture: Surprise! Hahaha!
 * Spider-Man: Vulture?!
 * Vulture: Grr...! Stay still, you little trouble-maker!
 * Spider-Man: Ow... talk to an uplifting experience... Hey, what's with the jungle?
 * Kraven: Ah! What do we have here? Some fresh prey fro Kraven the Hunter?
 * White Tiger: Spidey, are you alright? Where'd Vulture go?
 * Kraven: First, let us see how you "heroes" survive in the wild!
 * Ms. Marvel: Uh-oh... nice kitty... Ah! Careful with the drool... huh... Guys! Maybe there's something we can build to get the lion's attention.
 * White Tiger: Huh! What do you know! Guess our new friend was just hungry!
 * Kraven: So you think you can out smart Kraven the Hunter? You "heroes" are about to become an endangered species!
 * Spider-Man: Careful, guys! We're fighting someone who actually chose to wear that costume! There's no telling what he might do!
 * Kraven: Ow! Grr...!! You cannot hope to defeat me! I've hunted bigger game than you!
 * Spider-Man: The only "big game" around here is the one you're talking, Kraven! Too bad you won't be able to back it up!
 * Kraven: Ha! Let us see how you deal with this!
 * Ms. Marvel: Here he comes! Look out!
 * Spider-Man: Fellas... can't we just talk this out?
 * Kraven: Argh! This cannot be! I am Kraven the Hunter!
 * White Tiger: This guy sure seems to like saying his name! Does he think we've forgotten it or something?
 * Ms. Marvel: Ha! I wish!
 * Kraven: Argh! What... just.. happened...?
 * Spider-Man: Your little "safari trip" is over.
 * Vulture: Guess who! Hahahahaha! Urgh! Impressive... but not impressive enough!
 * Doctor Octopus: Hahaha...!! Your luck has just run out you meddlesome pests! Now you face an altogether "superior" adversary!
 * Spider-Man: Doc Ock?! I had a feeling something "sinister" was going on!
 * Doctor Octopus: Stay back, you insignificant imbeciles!
 * White Tiger: Those tentacles are gonna make it hard to reach him. Better keep our distance until it's safe to attack. Hahaha! This is it! There's no escape!
 * White Tiger: Quick! Keep moving while he fires!
 * Doctor Octopus: No! How is this possible? My genius knows no limit! Let's shake things up a little shall we?
 * Ms. Marvel: Uh... I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you!
 * Doctor Octopus: Let's see you survive this!
 * White Tiger: Webs, that was so epi-! Well, timed.
 * Spider-Man: Hey, that was a team effort.
 * Ms. Marvel: Wow, what a rush! And even *more* fun than how I'd have written it! I mean, taking down five super villains in...
 * Doctor Octopus: Urgh, wittering halfwits, you've no idea of the machinations in play. He's coming, and you will all suff... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
 * Spider-Man: Hey, Ock, no-one likes a sore loser, seriously. You two head back to HQ and give a full report to Wasp. I'll stay with this until authorities arrive.
 * White Tiger: Pffft, you just want to dodge the paperwork.
 * Nick Fury: I appreciate your answering our distress call but the Avengers and their allies defeated Loki's master plan. And we're on top of all the usual planet-wide villainy.
 * Star-Lord: No, there's something else... ...that.
 * Nick Fury: That's one big sword!
 * Kang: People of New York. I am Kang the Conqueror. Thousands of civilizations have fallen to my forces, and your city will fare no better. Let your fabled try and stop me. No one, throughout time. In all of space, has ever been to best me! All Hail Kang!
 * Nick Fury: Hey, you yeah! You might have just missed it, but the last purple-hated cosmic tyrant that came here didn't fare too well against us. Can't see any reason why you might do any better! I need to check on S.H.I.E.L.D., well... ...what's left of it.
 * Gamora: Guys?!
 * Spider-Man: Aaaaaaaargh!
 * Spider-Gwen: Spider-Woman, but you can call me Gwen.
 * Spider-Man: 'Gwen?! Okay, I think there's some dimension distorin' going on here.
 * Kang: Ah ha hahahah! People of Manhattan! Welcome to Chronopolis! Those who bow to me, do my bidding shall be rewarded, but those who fail me will be cast aside. As for your so-called heroes, they shall find life a challenge in my world of worlds! Ahh ha hahahaha!
 * Spider-Man: 'Chronopolis'?
 * Spider-Gwen: 'World of Worlds.' What do you suppose that means?
 * Green Goblin 2099: Heeheeheehee!
 * Spider-Man: It'll have to wait. We've still got bad guys to catch. Is that your Goblin?
 * Spider-Gwen: Nope, looks like from the future!
 * Spider-Man: So what's the story here - did a convention just let out? You guys really missed a few marks on those costumes, but the swinging seems dead on!
 * Vulture: No! This isn't right! You... What are you doing?
 * Spider-Man: Hold on! We just want some autographs! Hey, what's the rush?
 * Vulture: Argh! You pathetic pests!
 * Spider-Man: That'll slow him down... I hope!
 * Vulture: Get away from me! Ow! Stop that!
 * Spider-Man: That's how it's done!
 * Vulture: Urgh! I don't believe it! Where's that Infernal Goblin?! Time to return to the nest! Hahaha!
 * Green Goblin 2099: Hmph! You're starting to get a little too close from comfort!
 * Spider-Man: Not so fast!
 * Green Goblin 2099: Ooh! Almost got me! I'm impressed! Ooh... having a little chase, are we? What fun!
 * Spider-Man: Tag! You're it! This isn't really something I saw myself doing today! Huh... It wasn't enough. Gotta try again.
 * Spider-Gwen: Yeeuch, gross... Goblin from the future... Knights from the past...? What's going on?
 * Spider-Man: I'd better head back. Wasp? Are you getting this?
 * Wasp: Yeah, it looks like they came through some kind of portal... Picking up another one! What's Klaw doing in Manhattan?
 * Captain America: The rest of the Avengers need to work out why Kang's brought us here. Luckily we've got help.
 * Spider-Man: Hey - This is quite a gathering!
 * Star-Lord: Yeah, I should have brought my mixtape.
 * Captain America: Save it for later, guys! We've got work to do! What do you know about Kang?
 * Star-Lord: All I need to: He's one seriously bad dude.
 * Wasp: And his accomplice?
 * Gamora: Ravonna Renslayer. When Kang Conquered her kingdom. She became her bride.
 * Captain America: Doctor Strange, could, Kang be attacking multiple time eras at once?
 * Doctor Strange: Possibly. It needs further consultation...
 * Wasp: Two Teams: To chase down those knights, the other check out where Klaw went.
 * (Team Captain America [Captain America, Star-Lord, Gamora and Groot] follow the knights through the portal.)
 * (Team Spider-Man [Spider-Man, Ms. Marvel and Gamora] pursue Klaw throught the portal.)
 * Star-Lord: Alright! Let's go jump through some mystical portals! Woo!
 * Captain America: Everyone! Stay on your toes. We don't know what might be waiting for us on the other side.
 * Gamora: Shouldn't we be on our way through that portal right now? I got the impression this whole situation was pretty urgent...
 * Groot: I am Groot.
 * Star-Lord: Ah, we've got a little time to look around... It's not like whatever's on the other side is going anywhere.
 * Captain America: Given what's happening lately, that's a very real possibility...
 * Star-Lord: Okay, it's do or die time!
 * Gamora: Let's hope it's "do".
 * Groot: I am Groot...?
 * Black Knight Percy: I say! Brave Heroes! Might I request some assistance?
 * Star-Lord: Uh, is that Tin Head talking to us?
 * Captain America: Looks like he's in trouble... better go see what the problem is.
 * Black Knight Percy: Welcome to England, travelers! My name is Sir Percy of Scandia. I wish your visit could be under brighter circumstances, but as you can see, that Fearsome Kang has turned my castle into a den of evil! I beseech aid me in overthrowing this villain so that I might reclaim my kingdom and put an end to his tyranny! Wonderful! The castle is this way... follow me!
 * Gamora: What exactly are we up against?
 * Black Knight Percy: Kang is a warrior, of the most fearsome ability... my knights and I didn't stand a chance against his might!
 * Gamora: That doesn't bode well...
 * Black Knight Percy: Watch out! These fiends are Kang's allies!
 * Groot: I am Groot!
 * Star-Lord: Yeah, that was a little easy, now that you mention it. I guess the real bad guys are waiting for us in the castle.
 * Black Knight Percy: Beware, my friends! More villains approach! We have arrived! Our foe awaits us inside so please ready yourselves and let me know when you wish to storm the castle.
 * J. Jonah Jameson: So there's a new doughnut of a super villain running around my city in thigh boots calling himself Kang! Who is this clown? I never herd of him. Those other newly arrived space cowboys... The Guardians of the Galaxy? Well they seem to be clueless too. Given one of them... is a talking tree what do you expect? That Raccoon thing did say Kang has an over inflated opinion of himself, and a huge sword-shape space ship. Kang also *claims* to have transported Manhattan to his personal battle arena called Chronopolis. Moved Manhattan! It was perfectly fine where it was! Where was I? *Chornopolis* Is apparently made up from the greatest realms across time and space. The Avengers are currently investigating these *claims* of Kang and if it's possible to leave Manhattan...
 * Star-Lord: Merry olde England is a little merry olde quiet...
 * Captain America: Something's not right... Enchantress!
 * Black Knight Percy: Madam... I have returned with allies! What witchcraft can you muster now? I can offer doom, destruction and dark magic.
 * Enchantress: I can offer doom, destruction and dark magic.
 * Black Knight Percy: You must attack!
 * (Captain Avalon and Doctor Strange arrives)
 * Captain Avalon: There is the pretender of whom I speak!
 * Doctor Strange: ...Nathan Garrett!!
 * Captain Avalon: The Black Knight!
 * Doctor Strange: I met Captain Avalon on the way here; he confirmed my suspicious.
 * Black Knight Garrett: Soon I will prove to Kang that I am fit to rule at his side! Guards!
 * Doctor Strange: A classic diversionary tragic from Kang!
 * Black Knight Garrett: Ah ha hahahaha! Enchantress... Do your worst! Ha hahahaha!
 * Captain America: We've gotta stop him!
 * Captain Avalon: Tarry, sire, for it is folly to rush in!
 * Gamora: We're trapped!
 * Doctor Strange: We need to get inside.
 * Enchantress: You fools dare to face the Enchantress? Such a pity...
 * Captain Avalon: Quickly! We must find a way inside. I fear your friend is in great danger!
 * Star-Lord: Woo! Castle siege! What thinkest thou, Lady Gamora?
 * Gamora: Why are you speaking so strangely?
 * Star-Lord: Just trying to fit in...
 * Gamora: We'll need Groot to operate the controls for the gate is there any way this cage could help?
 * Doctor Strange: Hmm... What goes up eventually come down. If I can increase the time flow of the cage, it should fall. There. One and old broken cage.
 * Star-Lord: Great... So, what now?
 * Doctor Strange: Now we simply reverse the time flow.
 * Star-Lord: Oh. That easy. Huh?
 * Enchantress: Ooh... hoe very clever! I'm almost slightly impressed! Let's see how you handle a little magic shall we?
 * Star-Lord: Uh-oh... What's she doing now?
 * Gamora: Whatever it is, it doesn't look good.
 * Captain Avalon: She has summoned some new foes. Take care, friends.
 * Groot: Hmph! I am Groot!
 * Doctor Strange: What happened? Is this a kind of magic?
 * Enchantress: Ugh! Get away from me... Fools! Did you forget with whom you're dealing?
 * Doctor Strange: It's as I thought; her appearance is merely illusion. Kang must have given her the ability to cloud the vision of Agamotto...
 * Star-Lord: Aga-what now?
 * Gamora: Come on! We have to get inside and find the captain.
 * Groot: I am... Groot! I am... Groot! I am... Groot! I am... Groot!
 * Star-Lord: Uh-oh! Everybody, out! Man... Who saw that coming, huh?
 * Gamora: I think Enchantress did. The path inside is now completely blocked.
 * Doctor Strange: Yes but perhaps there's another way. Look at the area below. Ah, I believe Enchantress' magic extended to this small recess. I might be able to create a portal to reach her... stand back!
 * Enchantress: So nice of you to join me. I was starting to get lonely.
 * Doctor Strange: I sense an immense power coming from that chamber above the door is that...?
 * Enchantress: A "Golden Apple of Idunn"? Behold it in all of its glory, for it is a true relic of Asgard. A source of power so strong no mere mortal possib...
 * Doctor Strange: Right. I thought so. Thanks for confirming... so we get rid of the apple and her power is gone. Look for a way to get to it.
 * Star-Lord: Hey! A gravity booster! That might work!
 * Doctor Strange: Unfortunately for you, an apple a day won't keep this doctor away.
 * Star-Lord: Ha! How often do you get the chance to say something like that?
 * Gamora: Doctors and apples? Is that supposed to be a terran expression?
 * Groot: I am Groot?
 * Enchantress: No! This cannot be! You'll pay for this!
 * Doctor Strange: So we get rid of the apple and her power is gone...
 * Gamora: After you...
 * Groot: I am Groot!
 * Star-Lord: Hey, uh, Doc... You think it's a bit, uh, quiet? I mean, no traps.
 * Doctor Strange: No traps?
 * Star-Lord: You'd expect some traps in a place like this, right? You know, with the medieval thing going on?
 * Captain Avalon: Indeed, Sirrah. In mine own castle we have traps aplenty.
 * Black Knight Garret: Ah ha hahahaha! Welcome friends, to my dungeon of doom!
 * Captain America: Guys... erm... rescue time? Take care coming down the corridor...
 * Star-Lord: Yay! There are the traps! Whoah! You think they'd put a signup about that...
 * Doctor Strange: (Sighs) As curious as I am to see how *you'd* attempt to get past this, a simple movement spell should do the trick.
 * Black Knight Garrett: Hmm... What shall I pick today? A sword? A mace?
 * Captain America: You guys get distracted at the gift shop?
 * Star-Lord: Ha! Look at you! How did this even happen?
 * Captain America: It's a long, embarrassing story... just help me get free, please.
 * Doctor Strange: Bear with me a moment...
 * Captain America: Who-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa...! Think I'm gonna be sick!
 * Star-Lord: Hey! Glad you're back with us, Cap.
 * Capain America: Urgh... Thanks, guys.
 * Doctor Strange: We can't reach the Black Knight from here but your shield might be able to help.
 * Captain America: Sure... once the room stops spinning. Whoah.
 * Star-Lord: Aw, c'mon, man! Seriously?
 * Black Knight Garret: Huh? Oh, I see you let yourselves in! It is so kind to you to come along, the witch and the tree put up a quite a struggle.
 * Gamora: Hey! Who are you calling a witch?
 * Groot: I am Groooot!
 * Black Knight Garrett: Have at you! Haha!
 * Captain America: Every setback is a chance to learn.
 * Black Knight Garrett: Ow! Who put those spikes there...? Oh, that's right. It was me.
 * Star-Lord: I'll show you what happens when you mess with my friends!
 * Black Knight Garrett: I've got you now! You'll never escape my dungeon of doom! Garrrrgh!
 * Star-Lord: You're gonna make this easy or do we have to get medieval?
 * Black Knight Garrett: Kang's plans are way beyond you... You have no idea...
 * Captain America: Try us!
 * Black Knight Percy: Greetings and a thousand thanks, fair yeomen. I am the one true Sir Percy!
 * Captain Avalon: Hail Sir Percy, well met!
 * Doctor Strange: What of Kang, my lord?
 * Black Knight Percy: His portals allowed Garrett to storm my keep, and Enchantress to enslave this kingdom!
 * Captain Avalon: There is another portal you have yet to discover - where it leads I know not.
 * Doctor Strange: Farewell, my lord!
 * Black Knight Percy: Farewell, fair heroes. May your helm protect, your magic provide and your shield prevail.
 * Gamora: You're telling me you could have done yet all along?
 * Groot Small: I am Groot!
 * Kang: Ha! The so-called Avengers and their Guardians friends are just beginning to see the full extent of my genius.
 * Ravonna: Your genius is not in question, my Kang of Kangs, so, perhaps, you might show some mercy on this occasion?
 * Kang: Mercy?! A fanciful suggestion, my little morning star... That, I Kang the Conqueror, should perhaps be, Kang the Merciful... a ha! Ah ha haha ah ha! Get these windows cleaned. A conqueror should be able to see who he's conquering!
 * Ravonna: Of course, your kangnificence, I'll call the maintenance.
 * She-Hulk: You think that "Kang" guy has his eye on this place too?
 * Ms. Marvel: If we catch up to Klaw, maybe we can "coax" an explanation out of him.
 * She-Hulk: What the...? Where are we?
 * Spider-Man: Hmm... giant rock panther in the middle of a city... we've gotta be somewhere in Wakanda.
 * Ms. Marvel: So that weird portal bought us to Wakanda, huh? Hey, maybe well run into...
 * She-Hulk: Wait a second... look! It's Klaw!
 * Spider-Man: So it looks like Wakanda's got one of those barriers up as well...
 * Ms. Marvel: Welp. That is one strudy-looking door. Think we can break it down?
 * She-Hulk: Listen, I'm strong but not giant-vibranium-door-smashing strong.
 * Ms. Marvel: Not gonna lie. I was hoping for a super sneaky secret entrance there.
 * She-Hulk: Sorry, nothing here but a bunch of computer stuff.
 * Spider-Man: Computer stuff, huh? That I can work with... And we're in!
 * She-Hulk: Alright!
 * Ms. Marvel: Now we can catch up with Klaw! Let's go!
 * J. Jonah Jameson: Yes, new goon in the block Kang, claims to have stolen Manhattan and added it to other regions he has conquered from across time and space. This New-Time City or "Chronopolis" has Kang's citadel at its centre and is said to exist "out of time". Kang also *claims* our escape from the big apple's is currently impossible. But my sources temll me some of Earth's Super Villains have been seen exiting Manhattan. The Nefarious Klaw as a case in point. The sonic scoundrel has being spotted heading out Manhattan into, well who knows where! Not to self, trademark name "Chronopolis" it could be a money spinner.
 * Spider-Man: There goes my spider-sense again. Something's not right!
 * Ms. Marvel: You mean aside from the Wakandan jungle being a reasonable commute from downtown Manhattan?
 * Black Panther: Rrrrraaaarrrrrrghhhh!!
 * 'Spider-Man: Aaaaaagghhhh!!!
 * Black Panther: Avengers? It is I, Black Panther, ruler of Wakanda. It is good to see you, my friends. I am sorry if I startled you.
 * Spider-Man: Startled me? Noooo.
 * Ms. Marvel: I hate to break up this reunion but Klaw is probably halfway across the jungle by now.
 * Black Panther: Klaw? I too am on that villains trail.
 * Ms. Marvel: We followed him as far as here. Can you unlock this?
 * Black Panther: Certainly.
 * Spider-Man: Ugh! Thanks for the warning, Tiddles.
 * She-Hulk: What would Klaw and his big ape buddy want with that much vibranium?
 * Black Panther: Come, let us find out.
 * She-Hulk: How are we going to get in there? Those doors are ipenetrable, even for me!
 * Spider-Man: Not exactly. The explosives in those carts are designed for vibranium mining, they could blow that door open easily.
 * Ms. Marvel: So just push one of those things all the way up there? Great!
 * Black Panther: The fruit grown of the hardest toil, often taste the sweetest. Hmph... I am uncertain of how to use this.
 * She-Hulk: Hey, we can use these to get across now!
 * Ms. Marvel: Just watch your step, it's a long way down. You'd have to read a book before you hit the bottom.
 * She-Hulk: The mine cart's blocked. We need to find a way to clear the stuff.
 * Black Panther: Look around. Solutions present themselves when you approach on things with an open mind.
 * Spider-Man: I'm learning so much! You should put these on posters! Wow! The tech in here is amazing!
 * Black Panther: Yes. Thanks to the vibranium we mine here, it has advanced far beyond the world you know.
 * Spider-Man: It's incredible! Do you guys do summer camps or anything?
 * She-Hulk: The missing pieces of the tracks, they're in that?
 * Black Panther: Molten vibranium... we should proceed without caution, it is dangerously hot.
 * Spider-Man: Hey, just like me!
 * Ms. Marvel: Let's look around. There must be a way to clear this up.
 * Spider-Man: That was different not a career highlight.
 * She-Hulk: So what's the deal with the gorilla dude?
 * Black Panther: His name is M'Baku, though he goes by the name of Man-Ape. He has always wanted to take the throne of Wakanda.
 * Spider-Man: But, how'd he end up looking like that?
 * Black Panther: He gained his powers by killing one of our rare white gorillas and bathed in its...
 * Spider-Man: Forget I asked!
 * She-Hulk: Klaaaaawwwww!
 * Black Panther: Stand and fight, you cowards! Man-Ape! I thought I could smell your unique... ...odour.
 * Man-Ape: You are a shadow of the man of your father was, T'Challa... and you will end up just the same!
 * Black Panther: You're overconfidence has always been your weakness, M'Baku!
 * Man-Ape: It's Man-Ape! And Man-Ape has no weaknesses, only strength! Ah, your precious vibranium. How fitting that it will be the end of you!
 * Ms. Marvel: Whoa! Keep moving, guys! This stuff's a bit warmer than your average shower!
 * Spider-Man: I miss when villains didn't use giant death machinery...
 * Man-Ape: It' that the best you have? I was hoping for a challenge!
 * Spider-Man: How about looking at yourself in the mirror without laughing?
 * Man-Ape: Let's see if your feet are as quick as your mouth! Fools! The reign of panther is over! It is time for the reign of the gorilla! Kang has promised me Wakanda!
 * Black Panther: Wakanda will never submit to you or Kang... not as long as I draw breath!
 * Man-Ape: Than I shall draw it from you! You will end now, T'Challa!
 * Ms. Marvel: Err, we're here, too, guys!
 * Man-Ape: I'll get to you!
 * Black Panther: Kkklllllllaaaawwwww! This is the last time you will defile my land with your presence, I will have you just for my father!
 * Klaw: Ahh, the pussy cat lives! Unfortunately as much as I'd like to catch up, I have pressing business attend to. Time for a little cat nap! Ahhhhhaahahahaha ha...ahhh... eh? Shoo... get off... ...stop fussing... Thanks for your patience. And now, for the... crescendo!!
 * Spider-Man: Now, that's what I call a boombox!
 * Ms. Marvel: Are you okay?
 * Black Panther: Apologies, my friends. A foolish error. Quickly, while the trail is fresh. Have you seen Klaw and his men?
 * Star-Lord: No, we just arrived.
 * Black Panther: The Hydra Empire - all that's wrong in the galaxy can be found in the place.
 * Captain America: We should keep it down... we don't want to arouse suspension...
 * Doctor Strange: That could be any number of portals connecting areas of time and space.
 * Ms. Marvel: Let's look for a portal back to Manhattan!
 * All: Shh.
 * Black Panther: We need to pursue Klaw and seek out the vibranium. Kang must have a purpose for it.
 * Spider-Man: Hey - it's Klaw!
 * All: Shh.
 * Captain America: Panther, Star-Lord and I can head for that airship. The rest of you should head back if you can.
 * All: Shh.
 * Star-Lord: Alright, guys, let's get up there and nab that sucker!
 * Black Panther: Easy for you to say... not all of us carrying jetpacks.
 * Captain America: That's true. But we can always call in a quinjet, assuming it works out here, that is...
 * Vibranium Deposit Receptacle: Please deposit vibranium into the vibranium deposit receptacle.
 * Klaw: Yeah, yeah... it's a little less than we planned thanks to those interfering Avengers... Now, open up! We need to bump the next phase of the plan up in the schedule...
 * Vibranium Deposit Receptacle: Insufficient vibranium detected in receptacle. Door mechanism not engaged. If you have misplace your vibranium samples, say *yes* to initiate vibranium search protocol. Otherwise, say *no* and wait retribution from your immediate supervisor.
 * Star-Lord: So the door only opens with enough vibranium in the tub? What a pain...
 * Black Panther: The crate is only small. We should be able to find enough scraps of vibranium in this area to fill it.
 * Captain America: I think I saw a few scraps of vibranium scattered around the streets... if we can gather enough, we should be able to get in. I'll be honest, I didn't expect to be on trash duty for Hydra today...
 * Arnim Zola: System now entering "sleep mode". Not that I'm dropping hints or anything but... you know... hurry up.
 * Vibranium Deposit Receptacle: Scanning vibranium deposit... Deposit accepted. Engaging door mechanism. Hail Hydra.
 * Star-Lord: And we're in! Break out in the vibranium, Klaw... you've got company!
 * Captain America: "Hail Hydra", huh...? Anyway, now maybe we can finally catch up to Klaw...
 * Black Panther: Quickly! Let's head inside before they realise something is wrong...
 * J. Jonah Jameson: Just when you thought it couldn't get any odder around here with Knight's Kingdom and Jungles are being our neighbouring districts. I can exclusively reveal a new, dark side to Chronopolis: A twisted, tyrannical, totalitarian Hydra version of our beloved Manhattan! How and when this happened who can say, all J. Jonah Jameson knows is this corrupted, Hydra run Big Apple, is collaborating with Kang. Any friend of Kang though faces a red, white and blue pasting from a real New Yorker... ...who also happens to be an Avenger... Captain America! Who, along with Black Panther is hot on the heels of Klaw and the stolen Wakandan Vibranium, as they press on the Hydra Airship for answers. Hydra still use airships? Yeah balloons real scary!
 * Hydra Soldier: You know, I never thought I'd end up working for a totalitarian regime. Funny how things turn out.
 * Hydra Soldier 2: Yeah... but it's not all bad. Look at this logo, that's pretty cool.
 * Hydra Soldier: Pretty cool, I guess. Although it should have eight arms, surely? Being an octopus.
 * Hydra Soldier 2: Hey, you know what, you're right... I never thought of that. Ooof!
 * Black Panther: Klaw must be around somewhere, along with that Vibranium.
 * Arnim Zola: Ah, Captain America! Nice of you to join us! You ceased to exist, in the glorious world of Hydra, but the meddlings of Kang mean I must put up with your star-spangled nonsense once more!
 * Captain America: Giving Klaw a hand, Zola?
 * Arnim Zola: Ah ha hahaha! A little joke, very good. Soon you will be laughing on a different side of your face! Alert! Intruders detected in lower Sector 5! Hail Hydra!
 * Captain America: Come on, let's move out before the "welcoming committee" arrives.
 * Arnim Zola: Going somewhere, Captain Rogers? There is no place for you can hide on this ship!
 * Captain America: Someone else is gonna have to handle this.
 * Arnim Zola: All available Hydra Agents report for duty! Now!
 * Star-Lord: Hey! Whoah! What was that?
 * Klaw: Ah, there you are! I have expecting you!
 * Star-Lord: Oh, you have not! Quit trying to be cool! Okay, maybe he was expecting us.
 * Black Panther: Perhaps we can use Klaw's lasers to our advantage...
 * Klaw: Urgh! You win this round!
 * Captain America: We're clear! Quickly! After him!
 * Black Panther: Hmph! It appears that our path is blocked yet again...
 * Star-Lord: Gotta admit; These Hydra guys are pretty good at making barricades outta random junk.
 * Captain America: Stay focused. Look for something we can use to get past.
 * Star-Lord: Hey, those crates look kinda useful.
 * Captain America: You're right. A well-aimed throw of my shield should get them down.
 * Black Panther: An impressive throw, Captain Rogers.
 * Captain America: Hey, thanks.
 * Star-Lord: Alright! A gravity booster! Here we go!
 * Captain America: Well... that worked.
 * Star-Lord: Probably should have given you guys a little "heads up" about that. My bad.
 * Black Panther: There appears to be a control panel for the gate on the platform above.
 * Captain America: I see it. Need a lift?
 * Black Panther: Yes. Thank you, Captain.
 * Captain America: Okay, team... get ready. Klaw's just up ahead.
 * Black Panther: He will pay for his treachery...
 * Star-Lord: Why do I suddenly have a really bad feeling about this?
 * Klaw: You made it this far but no farther! I will eliminate you all!
 * Black Panther: Stand down, Klaw! You are only making this more difficult for yourself!
 * Klaw: Oh, you think so, T'Challa? We shall see about that?
 * Arnim Zola: Attention all agents! Deploy more reinforcements to assist Klaw. More, I say!
 * Klaw: Argh! You fools are testing my patience! Grr...!!! You are starting to get on my nerves!
 * Black Panther: Uh-oh! Look out, guys!
 * Arnim Zola: Say 'guten tag' to our latest creation: Vibranium Troopers!
 * Captain America: You're all hot air, Zola!
 * Black Panther: We need to land this bird before they can convert the rest of the Vibranium!
 * Captain America: Baron Zemo!
 * Star-Lord: Another friend of yours?
 * Captain America: You could say that... Panther - get after Klaw... we'll fix this guy.
 * Black Panther: Got it.
 * Captain America: Zemo!
 * Baron Zemo: Captain America! It's been too long! Kang said you'd come calling!
 * Captain America: Did he now...
 * Star-Lord: Good news for rocket power!
 * Captain America: Got a parachute? Good...
 * Star-Lord: So you know how to fly this thing?
 * Captain America: Um... sure, no problem...
 * Star-Lord: Zemo's just up ahead.
 * Captain America: I see him.
 * Baron Zemo: Take this!
 * Captain America: Star-Lord! Shoot down those missiles!
 * Star-Lord: Got it! Watch out, Cap! Incoming fire! Uh-oh! We got company!
 * Captain America: Gotta try and shake them off, somehow...
 * Baron Zemo: Hmph! A lucky shot...
 * Star-Lord: Lucky, huh? We'll see about that.
 * Baron Zemo: Argh! Get away, you fools!
 * Captain America: Looks like we're getting somewhere. Keep firing!
 * Baron Zemo: No! No! This is not possible!
 * Captain America: It's nearly over...
 * Baron Zemo: Haha! You didn't spot my little friends, did you?!
 * Captain America: Where did these guys coming from?
 * Baron Zemo: Araaargh!
 * Captain America: He's going down!
 * Baron Zemo: Curse you!
 * Star-Lord: Nice flying!
 * Captain America: Nice shooting!
 * Black Panther: Nice mess...
 * Thor: Greetings, friends. Ms. Marvel gave tell of your peril. Captain Marvel and I will pursue Kang.
 * Captain America: Agreed... all head back to Avengers Mansion when you're done.
 * Captain Marvel: After you!
 * Thor: No, after you...
 * Both: After her!
 * Thor: By the Gods, what is that foul stench?
 * Captain Marvel: A swamp? I've got this!
 * Thor: Looks like someone has beaten thee to it. Have at thee!
 * Captain Marvel: Thor, noooooo!
 * Thor: My apologies, I mistook thee for some hideous swamp-creature... I mean... I... er. Obviously a very attractive hideous swamp... creature... I... have you had your hair done?... It looks... em, it looks very swampy, I mean swanky... Oh, thank the Gods... a fight!
 * She-Hulk: Man-Thing? You're working with Kang now?!
 * Captain Marvel: Another one of Kang's goons? That guy just won't let up!
 * Thor: Then nor shall we! What matter of attack is this?
 * Captain Marvel: Look out... below us!
 * Thor: Unhand me, creature! That tree's branches... Are they illuminating?
 * She-Hulk: Yeah, I see it too! What is that...?
 * Captain Marvel: Worry about it later! Right now, we've got to deal with this Man... Thing. He's below us! Man, this guy's tough!
 * She-Hulk: But I think we're starting to wear him down! What, you drop your keys or something?
 * Captain Marvel: What in the name of...
 * Thor: By Odin's bristly chest hair! The nexus of all realities. The gateway to every era! Then this beast was...
 * Kang: It's Guardian! Man-Thing; A veritable thorn in my side since I dragged his festering swamp into Chronopolis. And the final defiant standing the way of my master plan. So, bravo, you have accomplished what an army of Vibranium Soldiers could not.
 * She-Hulk: Dive!!!!
 * Wasp: Code Red! Code Red! Everyone back to the mansion ASAP.
 * All: ...Kang, Kang, Kang... ...Kang, Kang, Kang... ...Kang, Kang, Kang... ...Kang, Kang, Kang...
 * Kang: Silence! Now is the time for tooth and claw! Now is the time war! Let the mightiest rise up, step forth and face me! For then! I shall prove... That, I, Kang the Conqueror, am the greatest! For surely, there is no one who can stand in my way!
 * Cosmo: Huh?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Thanks, Wings, that guy was giving me a headache.
 * Wasp: It wasn't me... Something interfering the signal. From... from beyond Chronopolis! It's too weak. I can't lock on.
 * Tony Stark: If we redirect the signal through the mansion's comms matrix we can more than double the strength, Hank, hand me that spanner. No. The other one. But we'll still need a Negative Ion Emitter to clear up the distortion, and that kind of tech isn't easy to find.
 * Wasp: I wonder... we sent Star-Lord and Drax to take bioreadings with a couple of scanners earlier. Could those devices not be reconfigured to locate a suitable emitter?
 * Giant-Man: Yes, and with the amount of future tech in Chronopolis, I'd say our chances are good.
 * Wasp: Oh, Hank, don't talk with your mouth full.
 * Giant-Man: Mmmmh... sorry!
 * Wasp: Gamora, think you can track down your buddies?
 * Gamora: My pleasure, Rocket, Groot, let's go.
 * Groot Small: I am Groot!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Get movin', ya big a stroke, you need the exercise.
 * Gamora: Wasp gave us "The Old West" as Quill and Drax's last known location. Let's catch up to them and start looking for that... whatever it was called...
 * Rocket Raccoon: A Negative Ion Emitter. And we are just acting like strolling down from Manhattan to the Old West is just normal thing we do now?
 * Groot: I am Groot!
 * Wasp: Goons, bad guys, villains, crooks, enemies. Whatever you wanna call them. So take'em down!
 * Gamora: Wow... Kang might be a few stars shy of a galaxy, but I have to admit... This is quite a view...
 * Groot: I am Groot...
 * Rocket Raccoon: No kidding... almost a shame to try and fix it, huh? This is the place, right? So where are those guys? And more importantly, where's my power source?!
 * Gamora: I think I saw a salooon over there... Let's head over and ask around.
 * Rocket Raccoon: This the town saloon? Then let's mosley on in, see what we can find! Maybe whet our whistles while we're at it, eh?
 * Groot: I am Groot!
 * J. Jonah Jameson: Nexus detroyed by Kang! Helped by the Avengers my sources tell me! Sure they didn't know they were helping Kang, but that's not the point, people! Because the heroes beat the Guardians of the Nexus, Man-Thing, Kang was able to blast it into fragments enabling him to bring him to bring Chronopolis into a single time zone. That's good news and bad news. The good news is we can now get outta Manhattan and see if the rest of Chronopolis has a decent gold course! The bad news is now every creep in Chronopolis can get into *our* city and slug it out with each other to see who's worthy of facing Kang. Okay Avengers, you broke it so what are you gonna do to fix it? Hmm. Seems they've sent a *team* to the Old West to secure a power source to help boost a strange, beyond Chronopolis signal of some kind.
 * Star-Lord: Snap!!
 * Cowboy: We ain't playing no... snap! You lowdowndurdycheatin' swine.
 * Star-Lord: Now just hold on a minute! Gamora!
 * Gamora: Give me your scanner. You two are supposed to be taking readings.
 * Star-Lord: Oh yeah, I totally was but then Drax found this place and it had music and...
 * Drax: And tacos!
 * Gamora: (Sighs) We have to find Negative Ion Emitter. Your scanner should now pick it up. Now get out there and start searching.
 * Drax: How does it work?
 * Rocket Raccoon: See that blinky light? If it don't flash ya don't have it. If it does...
 * Drax: Your blinky light lies, I do not have it.
 * M.O.D.O.K.: Outlaws!!
 * Rocket Raccoon: What is that?
 * Gamora: That, my fuzzy friend, is our power source.
 * M.O.D.O.K.: I am M.O.D.O.K.! The ultimate human machine interface and, mire importantly... the law!
 * Wild West Captain America: Not in my town!
 * Gamora: Isn't that...?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Don't ask. This place gets weirder by the day. Bring it!
 * M.O.D.O.K.: Well looky here! Got us some outlaws! Fifty-thousand big ones to the first cowboy to put these criminals in chains! Nyahahahaha!
 * Drax: "Cowboys"? I do not see any half-human bovine creatures...
 * Rocket Raccoon: Huh! Guess looking for the emitter will have to wait...
 * Wild West Captain America: Excuse me, good folks but did I just hear that raccoon talk?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Urgh! Why am I always singled-out? There's two aliens here as well, ya know!
 * Gamora: Don't mind him. He's having a rough day.
 * Wild West Captain America: Oh... my apologies.
 * Rocket Raccoon: Ah-ha! That electric gizmo looks right up my street!
 * M.O.D.O.K.: What the...?! Ladies, I... Argh! Stop! This is very delicate machinery!
 * Gamora: Now's our chance! Let's get him!
 * M.O.D.O.K.: Ow! What was that? Grr...!!! Who dares attack the Mighty M.O.D.O.K.?!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Whoah! What the heck happened just now?
 * M.O.D.O.K.: Argh! You'll regret it! Time for brief intermission! But don't worry, my little friends will help keep you entertained! Argh! Why must you be so annoying?! Now I'm really mad! Nnnyaaargh!! You cannot defeat M.O.D.O.K.! No-one can! Ugh! You're going to pay for that! Nothing can penetrate my psionic force field!
 * Gamora: As much as I hate to admit it. M.O.D.O.K.'s force field *is* pretty strong.
 * Wild West Captain America: You're right. Ah, reckon, we'll need something special to take 'm out.
 * Drax: I believe we have found something!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, looks that way. Think that sword of yours can help us out, Gamora?
 * M.O.D.O.K.: Curse you! My doomsday chair! Do you know how hard it is to fix this? Grr...!!!
 * Wild West Captain America: Whoo-ee! I think we got 'm on the ropes, partners!
 * Gamora: But we can't get close to him. Unless... What's that on the balcony above him?
 * M.O.D.O.K.: Arghhhh!!! Get your fifthly beaks off! Get off! Ngghhhhh... ah! Aaaaarrgggghh!... Be gone, you foul fowls... Not the face... You... ...you monsters.
 * Gamora: We've lost the signal!
 * Drax: What happened to fancy Captain America?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Ah, who cares? Probably mopping-up the last bad guys. Let's find that emitter.
 * Groot Small: I am Groot!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Great! Okay, you guys keep searching, I'll go rescue the log.
 * Gamora: Agreed. We'll rendezvous back at the mansion.
 * Rocket Raccon: Ha ha hahahahahahah. Ha ha hahahahahahah. Ha ha hahahahahahah.
 * Kid Colt: I knew I recognized that train. Come on, Arizona Anne, we got us some villains to catch.
 * Arizona Anne: We sure do, Kid Colt.
 * Star-Lord: (Coughs) Emmmm? Mind if I tag along? They just kidnapped my raccoon and his house plant.
 * Arizona Anne: Why sure, Sugga', if y'all don't mind sharin'.
 * Star-Lord: Mind? Why would it be my pleasure, Ma'am.
 * Arizona Anne: Hold tight, Sugga'... Heeeeeyyyaaaaa. You okay, Sugga? Here. Let me help you.
 * Kid Colt: Glad you could make it, partner!
 * Star-Lord: Yeah... me too! This'll be my first train journey in a little while...
 * Kit Colt: Ah, you more of a stagecoach man, huh? Aw, dang it! We'll need to find another way roudnd!
 * Star-Lord: Looks that way... Uh, sorry, I didn't catch your name before.
 * Kid Colt: It's Colt. Kid Colt, folks know me as something of an outlaw!
 * Star-Lord: What? The Kid Colt?! Wow! I've read so many stories about you man! You know I'm something of a "Legendary outlaw" myself, they call me Star-Lord.
 * Kid Colt: Uh, sorry... who?
 * Star-Lord: Well... that figures.
 * Kid Colt: Whoo! That's some toy you got there, Mister Star-Lord!
 * Star-Lord: It definitely has its uses. Let's get across. Uh-oh... This doesn't exactly look safe!
 * Kid Colt: Careful you don't fall into those burning rings of fire, Star-Lord!
 * Star-Lord: Aw, c'mon, man! Seriously? Man, who even designed this train? It's crazy!
 * Kid Colt: What are you talkin' about? Now stand back while I lasso the doohickey!
 * Captain Corbett: Hahaha! This is the end of the line for you, Kid Colt!
 * Kid Colt: S'funny, Corbett... 'Cos I reckon I'm about to stop you in your tracks!
 * Star-Lord: Ooh! Train puns! Can I...?
 * Kid Colt: No. Where are you runnn' to now, Corbett? You can't hide from us!
 * M.O.D.O.K.: Ah, how nice of you folks to round up my bounty for me! Why, it's practically gift-wrapped! Now I just need to complete the collection... Nyahaha!
 * Star-Lord: Hey! Whoah! What was that? Aw, man! A bear in a cage?! Who even does that? Aw, look! The bear helped us!
 * Kid Colt: Ha! Thank you kindly, President Bear!
 * Star-Lord: President Bear?
 * Kid Colt: Never mind him for now. Get in that cannon. I gots me an idea!
 * Star-Lord: Aw, man. This is gonna hurt isn't it...? I don't like how this is going.
 * Kid Colt: Quit your yankin' and hold still, Partner!
 * M.O.D.O.K.: You cannot defeat me. I am M.O.D.O.K., there is nothing...
 * Rocket Raccoon: Eheeemmm.
 * M.O.D.O.K.: Chickens. Arrrrggghhh! Curse you Guardians!
 * Groot Small: I am Groot?
 * Kid Colt: Nice folk, funny lookin'.
 * Arizona Zone: They sure were... ...but real sweet. Heeeyaaah.
 * Groot Small: I am Groot.
 * Star-Lord: Glad to have you back. I just wish we'd managed to get that device before we sent it south covered in chickens.
 * Rocket Raccoon: You mean this?
 * Star-Lord: Rocket, my man, if you didn't smell like that I would so kiss you right now. Okay, so how are we getting back? Oh, no nonono...
 * Tony Stark: How are we holding up out there?
 * Captain America: We don't have the strength to take the flight to Kang yet.
 * Thor: Aye, and Kang's citadel be protected by a mighty barrier.
 * Star-Lord: Woaahhhh, heads up. We got it!
 * Rocket Raccoon: That end is radioactive, yah genius!
 * Giant-Man: Hey! Careful, you can't just...
 * Rocket Raccoon: Look, big guy, if you couple your dynamic resonators with a sub neutron accelerator...
 * Giant-Man: ...but tat could lead to lethal magnetic containment failure, which then...
 * Rocket Raccoon: Awwwboo-hoo, you worry too much. Voila, one boosted receiver...
 * Cosmo: Hallo...
 * Star-Lord: Cosmo! Good boy! Are you calling from knowwhere?
 * Cosmo: Cosmo pickzed up chronical distress kall... ...prittelady needed help.
 * Captain America: 'Pretty lady'?
 * Tony Stark: Doesn't that dog love on that giant head of dead celestial? (Sighs) Something with that much energy could help take out Kang's defenses.
 * Giant-Man: We're outside space and time. And I don't see a door into Chronopolis.
 * Doctor Strange: No Hank, but could make one, using the Nexus of all realities. I may have an ancient spell that could unify this energy and tear a hole into Chronopolis. Though I'd need to consult the tomes in my library.
 * Captain Marvel: Neat idea, Doc, but that Nexus explosion was huge. Any remaining shards would have been shattered all across Chronopolis, it would take months to find them.
 * Thor: Aye, or mere moments, if we had the infinite sight of Mighty Heimdall!
 * Wasp: Asgard is out there, but it's not of our Thor's time. It looks practically apocalyptic.
 * Thor: Then, let us hope Heimdall still holds guard over the Bifrost Bridge.
 * Captain America: Okay, let's form up two teams and start to turn tide on Kang.
 * (Team Thor; Travel to Asgard and request Heimdall's ad.)
 * Thor: I pray that Heimdall and my father safe. I've heard tell of much destruction my homeland.
 * Captain Marvel: Is it technically still your homeland? I thought *this* Asgard was from a different of time and space?
 * Captain America: Wherever it's from, let's hope we find at least one version of Heimdall who can help us. This place has definitely better days.
 * Captain Marvel: Looks like the palace entrance has caved in. Any thoughts how are we gonna get in there? We're gonna need to find a way to break through... Looks like the remains of some kinda heavy-duty weapon. Shame it's not in one piece...
 * Thor: We should hurry inside! If this is the situation out here, I dare not think what dangers may lurk inside the palace!
 * J. Jonah Jameson: As you can hear, Kang's Chronopolis has descended into a mad melee. It looks like it's curtains for us, for sure! Our one silver of hope is a plan to get into Kang's Central Citadel and take him down. Sources tell me Wasp has secured contact with an ally on the distinct of nowhere! That's a giant head of celestial for those of you not paying attention. Don't get too excited though as the offer of help has come from a dog! That's how desperate the Avengers are, folks! Cosmic Canines aside, this space head could contain enough energy, or tech, or magic beams to put a dent in the differences of that citadel. What our *so called* heroes need are a pair of sharp eyes to find the fragments of the Nexus they had a hand in shattering.
 * Heimdall: Odin, my King. The kingdom is lost, our forces scattered...
 * Odin: Enough! This distraction was brought about by those fools the warriors three defying Kang. We had a deal...
 * Jane Foster/Thor: Odin, I still know not why thou made such a pact?
 * Odin: Broth... I mean, son! you're alive?!
 * Thor: Father, what is this madness?
 * Jane Foster/Thor: Thor?! Is it really you?
 * Heimdall: All-Father!
 * Jane Foster/Thor: Heimdall!
 * Thor: Heimdall! Loki! How? We banished you into the Abyss!
 * Odin: (Laughs) Kang plucked me from that demise. With his help, I sent father on a fool's errand to find you after Manhattan was lost an age ago. Leaving me to finally take my rightful place on the throne.
 * Captain America: Thor! It's coming down!
 * Surtur: (Roars) Asgardians! Finally I will exact my vengeance.
 * Thor: Surtur! Foul Beast!
 * Surtur: I'm going to take to your realm, Thor!
 * Jane Foster/Thor: We shall see about that, Surtur!
 * Thor: I, uh, believe me was talking to me.
 * Loki: Actually, it's my realm at the moment.
 * Thor: Not now, Loki...
 * Surtur: Sons of Muspell, Daughters of Fury, Monsters of the Flame, our time has come! Sound the battle cry that all who live may heart it and despair! March to the destruction! March to the fall of Asgard!
 * Captain Marvel: What the heck are those things?!
 * Jane Foster/Thor: Surtur's minions! Pesky Beasts but they are no match for us!
 * Surtur: Nothing can dim the Flames of Muspell! You will fall!
 * Loki: What did I do to deserve that?
 * Thor: Broth! The best Asgard has to offer! It would be a shame to waste them.
 * Loki: We'd be poor hosts if we didn't offer Surtur a drink now wouldn't we, brother?
 * Surtur: Feel the might of Surtur in his glory!
 * Thor: Such a clumsy attack! This is why I don't normally use swords. You can't use swords. You can't miss with a hammer!
 * Loki: There! That should hold him for a moment.
 * Jane Foster/Thor: A moment may be all we need!
 * Loki: This is obviously designed for lesser beings...
 * Gwenpool: Alright! Boss Battle Time! Let's do this! Ha! Nailed it! In your face, everybody!
 * Captain Marvel: Wow, that's a speedy fire department!
 * Jane Foster/Thor: Fastest in all the realms!
 * Gwenpool: Yes! I completed the mission! My reputation as a totally legit super hero continues!
 * Captain Marvel: Nice teamwork!
 * Thor: Aye, see, brother, when we unite forces? ... Brother?!
 * Captain America: He's snuck out on us!
 * Thor: Urgh, families.
 * Heimdall: Thor!
 * Thor: Heimdall, thank the world tree you survived.
 * Heimdall: (Coughs) Mere rocks won't break me.
 * Thor: We have much to discuss. And we require your aid locating Shards of the Nexus.
 * Heimdall: Curious, Odin - I mean Loki - was asking of the same.
 * Jane Foster/Thor: Then go with them! I will keep vigil here, should Surtur return.
 * Thor: You make a most worthy Thor.
 * Captain Marvel: Let's regroup back into Manhattan.
 * Heimdall: Finally, I've always wanted to visit broadway.
 * Kang: It's looking wonderful out there, Ravonna... Chaos... Carnage... and all at my hand. Ravonna, my little siege tower? I thought we'd arranged the window cleaners to come on a Thursday! What have I told you? Get out of the... ...otherwise you'll find yourselves looking for a new round!
 * Ravonna: Yes, it's looking quite devastated already. Thought the Avengers have yet to yield...
 * Kang: It's almost as though they've been given a new hope...
 * Ravonna: That can't be, your Kangship. Who in this Chronopolis would be so foolishs to dare plot against you?
 * Kang: Who indeed? No one, of course.
 * Doctor Strange: You know, you two really don't need to come with me. The Sanctum is only down the street and the Book of Vishantis is probably...
 * She-Hulk: Probably the kind of super-important magic book bad guys just can get enough stealing. It's been stolen before, right? I bet it's been stolen before.
 * Doctor Strange: Well... Maybe once...
 * Spider-Man: Then it's too important to send a one person after. Let's quit yakking and go grab the thing! This is the Sanctum, right? Remember the secret knock, Doc?
 * Doctor Strange: Yes, I think I can just about recall... There we are. Now, let's head inside and get that book, shall we?
 * J. Jonah Jameson: Just when you thought things couldn't get any *stranger* around here... Our city's *heroes* have come up with the most hare-brained idea to defeat Kang this reporter has ever heard! It involves the help Cosmo the Spacedog and the planet knowhere: An ancient head of giant space being on the other side of the galaxy. Tony Stark is convinced that there must be *something* on knowhere able to bring down Kang's defenses. But to get it into Chronopolis our heroes will need to find the shattered fragments of the Nexus. The have Doctor Strange stitch them back together. So he needs some book full of magic mumbo jumbo to help him. Why isn't he conjuring up a decent cup of Joe huh? New York is running out of coffee, people!
 * Spider-Man: Nice place, Doc.
 * Doctor Strange: Thank you. But it's Wong who has the eye for design.
 * Wong: You are too king, sir. It's mostly swedish flat pack.
 * Doctor Strange: Wong, we need the Book of Vishanti. It maybe our only hope against Kang.
 * Wong: Very good, sir.
 * Doctor Strange: Emmmm could... you please fetch it for me?
 * Wong: There is nothing I would enjoy more, sir. But... I have no idea where it is. You really should look after things.
 * Doctor Strange: I do look after... Can you just help me find it?
 * Wong: Try in the Mystical Cabinet of Nisanti, behind the vacuum. If it's not in there, then... ...try and think back to when you hid it.
 * Doctor Strange: By the all seeing... oh wait! I do remember something! I set five runic locks to conceal it! Let's go, my friends. We've no time to be lose if we wish find the Book of Vishanti... So feel free to destroy any furniture that might get in your way.
 * She-Hulk: Heh... It's cute that he actually give us permission.
 * Doctor Strange: The runes will tell us where the book is located. We must find them first. That did it. Now, let's find the rest.
 * She-Hulk: These bad guys just won't learn! Maybe I should threaten to rip up their comics...
 * Spider-Man: Whoah! What are these crazy red creature things?
 * Doctor Strange: Oh, no... Those are "Mind Maggots" from the dark dimension! I fear something is not right there...
 * Wong: Ah! That's right, I forgot to mention those. Don't know how they got here.
 * Doctor Strange: My magic appears to be well suited to deal with this. Another rune. This shouldn't pose too much of a problem. Ah, yes... that'll do. We're making progress now. I can't use this? Well... nobody's perfect. The door to the attic is locked and we don't have time to look for the key. Let's improvise, shall we?
 * Wong: Oh, Doctor. I have the key to the attic right here.
 * Doctor Strange: What? Why didn't you mention that before?
 * She-Hulk: It's fine. The portal's actually pretty cool.
 * Doctor Strange: We seem to have uncovered another rune.
 * She-Hulk: Sure beats pulling a rabbit out of a hat.
 * Doctor Strange: There. Only a few more to go. Urgh! The Mind Maggots have been busy. Perhaps a little time manipulation could help us tidy things up.
 * Spider-Man: Messing around was time just so you can clean up your library? Isn't that a little on the frivolous, Doc?
 * Doctor Strange: It's... an emergency, Spider-Man. I can justify it.
 * She-Hulk: Not like Kang hasn't messed with time and space already, I guess.
 * Doctor Strange: There's our next rune. Our task is almost complete.
 * Spider-Man: Hey! Nice light show, Doc!
 * Doctor Strange: Just one more. Some minor re-arranging is all that's needed here.
 * She-Hulk: Yeah, except your floor's missing some tiles. We'll need to fix them up first.
 * Spider-Man: Uh, you actually have the book we're looking for... Right, Doc? This almost feels like you tricked us into remodeling your place!
 * Doctor Strange: Nonsense! This is vital work! Although, it does look a little nicer I can't deny it! The final rune is here. Well done, my friends.
 * Spider-Man: Man, all this magic stuff is crazy!
 * Doctor Strange: That's it! Quickly, everyone. Ha, I told you I put the book somewhere safe.
 * Wong: Well done, sir.
 * Doctor Strange: Gone! Mordo?
 * Mordo: You are too late, Strange. Kang shall soon bend the knee to the Great Dormammu, and Chronopolis will be absorbed by the dark dimension.
 * Doctor Strange: But how did you solve my magic locks to reach the book?
 * Mordo: Locks? It was in the cabinet of nisanti behind the vaccum.
 * Doctor Strange: Don't!
 * Mordo: You really should take better care of your magical items.
 * Doctor Strange: Not so fast, Mordo. Let's take this fight to the mirror realm.
 * Mordo: Pathetic, Strange, your mirror defense will not hold me for long. Ha! To think that anyone but Dormammu could rule this new world! Ridiculous!
 * Doctor Strange: Mordo, you're the one being ridiculous! We should fight against Kang together!
 * Mordo: You won't be able to deal with this!
 * Spider-Man: Yikes! Look out, everybody!
 * Mordo: Got you! Hahaha! Come and get me! Hahahaha!
 * Dormammu: Strange?! Are you in there, Strange? Hahahaha!
 * Mordo: Get them, Mindless Ones! Serve your master, Dormammu!
 * She-Hulk: Uh-oh! We got big... Uh... Rock things incoming!
 * Dormammu: Give up! There's no way you can possibly win!
 * Mordo: My magic is now superior to all!
 * Doctor Strange: We shall see about that, Mordo!
 * Dormammu: Nothing can stop the dread Dormammu... nothing!
 * Mordo: You're beginning to get on my nerves! Take this!
 * She-Hulk: We're beginning to get *your* nerves? Seriously?
 * Dormammu: All of existence! Shall succumb to the dark dimension!
 * Mordo: Perhaps you'd like some more friends to play with...?
 * Spider-Man: Not unless there's party games... And we all know there isn't gonna be any party games... So no!
 * Doctor Strange: By the power of Eye of Agamotto, I command you to cease the madness! It's over, Mordo! Give me the book.
 * Mordo: Never!
 * She-Hulk: Wow, that got a bit... Strange.
 * Spider-Man: Funnily enough not the weirdest thing I've seen the side of Manhhattan. But that's another story.
 * Doctor Strange: Thank you again, my friend... What would I do without you?
 * Wong: It is my honor to serve. Now go out there and kick some Kang backside. I will guard the Sanctum from any further attacks.
 * Giant-Man: Wrong fitting...
 * Heimdall: What do you need from me?
 * Wasp: We are looking for shards of the Nexus of all realities, so that we might use its power to create a gateway into Chronopolis.
 * Thor: The shards lie scattered across these lands.
 * Heimdall: Yes, I can see that. My journey to Midgard is of great importance. Doubly so, if we're able to acquire the tickets you mentioned eariler.
 * Thor: Heimdall, you must begin your task in assisting the fair Wasp. She can locate the shards upon her mapping device.
 * Tony Stark: What's all this about tickets?
 * Thor: Heimdall, added a small condition to his supporting us... The acquisition of tickets to a Broadway show.
 * Tony Stark: Seriously?
 * Wasp: So their are five Nexus Shards?
 * Heimdall: That is so.
 * Wasp: I'll set up teams to cover this.
 * (Team Spider-Man [Spider-Man, Ms. Marvel and She-Hulk]; Search for the Nexus fragment in Kun-Lun.)
 * Spider-Man: Alright, gang, onwards to Kun-Lun! Wait, am I saying right?
 * She-Hulk: Up to the snow mountains, huh? And I left my big coat at home...
 * Spider-Man: Don't worry. I'm sure Ms. Marvel here can stretch a nice big scarf if you get too cold!
 * Ms. Marvel: Uh, don't *I* say in this?
 * Mysterious Voice: Who dares approach the cave of the dragon?
 * Spider-Man: Just a group of friendly neighborhood heroes out collecting dangerous glowing artifacts. Is your Mom home?
 * Mysterious Voice: Only those versed in the way of the Iron Fist can enter this cave. I sense that none among you possess this power but there is one in the Monochrome City who may.
 * Spider-Man: "The Monochrome City" ...? Sorry, I don't think that's quite vague enough for me. Guess that's all the information we're getting. Think I know where he's taking about though. Let's go check it out. This seems to be the place! Eyes peeled for anyone who knows Iron Fist!
 * Iron Fist: Huh? Who've we got here?
 * Spider-Man: Well, if isn't the Iron Fist himself! That makes sense. Hey, can we borrow you for some real quick?
 * Iron Fist: Sorry, but I've got something I need to take care of here first. Kingpin's gained control of this area and we need to sneak into Fisk Tower and take him down. Daredevil and Luke Cage have nearly finished their preparations. If you can give them a hand, maybe we can take care of this business tonight. After that, the Iron Fist is all yours.
 * Spider-Man: Sure, that could work. You scratch my back, I help you take down criminal mastermind, right?
 * Iron Fist: Thanks. I'm sure my other two friends will be glad for the help.Just let them know when you're ready.
 * Daredevil: So, the plan is for a group of us to sneak our way into the building inside a big shipping crate figuring out how the crate actually gets inside is Luke's job... What we need to figure out is what our fake delivery is pretending to be. The last thing we want is some nosy security guard peeking into our crate so we need a convincing cover story. I've heard that Kingpin is expecting a delivery of something but that's all I got. I need you to gather some more information from his associates on exactly what's in that delivery. Think you can do that for me? Great. A bunch of Kingpin's loose-lipped employees hang around this area. See what you can find out from them. Did you find any information about the delivery? So, what did you find out? Okay, that could be relevant... Yeah, this is good... So a bunch of diamond canes never made it to Fisk Tower... That means he should still expecting it, which gives us for the perfect story for our delivery! Nice work! Now we just need to hope everyone can fit inside that crate... There's a few more of us than in the original plan. Think you can help Luke out with this thing? I;m sure he'd appreciate it.
 * Luke Cage: You're gonna help us out, huh? I just got the job for you... Appreciate the help. Security in this place is tight so our only option is to head in through the front door. With the right disguise, one of us should be able to just stroll right in past the front desk while the others... Well... that's Daredevil's part of the plan. What I need you to do is bring me that disguise. You've got facilities in the Avengers Mansion for just that sorta thing, right? I'll show you what you need. If you can bring it to me, we should be cooking with gas. What d'you think? Awesome. Here's what we need. I don't mind if you're wearing it. Probably easiest that way.
 * Wasp: Didn't expect to see you back so soon. Huh? You need a costume? Okay... I'm not even gonna ask. You know where to go for that stuff, right? Other end of the room, door on the left, just below where you came in.
 * Luke Cage: Perfect. This should allow us to sneak in without anyone battling an eye! Yeah, no one ever suspects the delivery boy... or girl. We don't know who's wearin' it yet... Guess we'll flip a coin later. Anyway, thanks for the help!
 * Iron Fist: Thanks, guys. Now everything's set, we can spring our plan whenever you're ready. Let me know when you're good to go.
 * J. Jonah Jameson: So with the little help of the *superior* eyes of Heimdall. The Heroes now know where all the pieces of the Nexus are. They just need to get them to Doctor Strange so he can work his magic and knowhere can be brought to Chornopolis. One of the fragments is *somewhere* in K'un-Lun. The Mystic and Strange land where its all meditation and Yaks Milk and Iron Fist... Iron Fist? I remember that guy! He'll help the heroes get into K'un-Lun and get their fragment. *If* they can help him take out Kingpin who has set himself up in the New York of the roaring twenties. Okay, so who's helping Fisty? Spider-Man?! You gotta be kidding me!
 * Spider-Man: ...We had to take down Kingpin, and one man stood in the way...
 * Daredevil: Uh... Delivery for a Mr uh... Kingpin?
 * Police Chief: What is you got there?
 * Daredevil: Walking caines. Crystal tipped.
 * Police Chief: Take the elevator. 5th floor. Through the office. What... kind of... doll... are you?
 * She-Hulk': The kinda 'doll' that don't appreciate guys calling her 'doll'.
 * Luke Cage: You'd better not be calling me 'doll' either...
 * Spider-Man: I'd arranged a rendezvous with a guy who could help on the inside.
 * Ms. Marvel: So you're Spider-Man's contact... Are you guys related?
 * Spider-Man Noir: Let's just say we have a few things in common. Taking down the notorious Kingpin, Huh? Sounds Sounds like quite a caper. Count me in.
 * Spider-Man: Thanks, Turtleneck. I'm glad I looked you up!
 * Daredevil: Careful, team. Fisk and his Goon Squad will be looking for us.
 * Iron Fist: Huh? What was that?
 * Spider-Man Noir: That door... Did it just slam on its own? Are those electric locks?
 * Ms. Marvel: Seems just a little hi-tech for an office block in this era, don'tcha think?
 * Daredevil: With Kang in charge, anything's possible. Let's find a way to open it.
 * Ms. Marvel: Hmm... Maybe a little "Unembiggening" will help deal with this! Okay, bad guys! I'm updating your status to "Just made a big mistake"!
 * Hammerhead: You're after the Kingpin, huh? Well too bad! Nobody takes him down but me!
 * Spider-Man: Uhh... Was that you, Ms. Marvel?
 * Ms. Marvel: Oh, yeah... 'Cos that totally sounded like me!
 * Daredevil: Hmm... It didn't sound like Kang or the Kingpin either.
 * Iron Fist: That's a good question. Stay alert.
 * Ms. Marvel: She shrinks, she scores!
 * Iron Fist: That did it. We can get past.
 * Ms. Marvel: Yay! Problem... solved! Haha!
 * Daredevil: Good work. Let's keep moving.
 * Hammerhead: Listen up, ya no-good punks! I told ya leave this to the professionals. This is your last warning!
 * Spider-Man Noir: I dunno who it is but the cheaper the crook, the gaudier the pattier, huh?
 * Spider-Man: Well said, "Spider-Boogie".
 * Spider-Man Noir: Huh?
 * Ms. Marvel: Who's ready to face some sweet, sweet justice?
 * Hammerheard: I told you losers to stay outta my business! Now you're gonna pay!
 * Spider-Man: Hammerhead?! Shoulda known he'd feel right at home here!
 * Hammerhead: This place, the Kingpin's territory; it's all gonna belong to me! I won't let you get in my way!
 * Spider-Man Noir: Hmph! Another power-hungry villain that wants to be top of the world?
 * Hammerhead: You shouldn'ta come here! This is personnel between me and Fisk!
 * Iron Fist: You seem quite angry, Mister Hammerhead. Have you ever tried yoga? Meditation? Perhaps some herbal tea will calm your burdened soul?
 * Daredevil: I can't afford to make any more mistakes...
 * Hammerhead: I'm gonna run right through you, losers! Then I'm gonna be in charge!
 * Daredevil: When are you going to get it into that unbreakable head of yours? We should all be fighting against Kang! Not fighting each other!
 * Hammerhead: Hey, you wise guys shouldn't be tryin' to stop me! I'm doin' you a favour!
 * Ms. Marvel: No thanks! We'll handle the "Villainous Gangster Dethoring" around here!
 * Spider-Man: And Hammerhead is hammered!
 * Daredevil: This should be Kingpin's office!
 * Ms. Marvel: This is one awesome office party!
 * Iron Fist: Where's Kingpin?
 * Kingpin: Welcome to the party, friends! Kang suggested I might want to enter the race for mayor of this town - I won of course!
 * Elektra Noir: Nice suit, Matt!
 * Spider-Man Noir: You know this dame?
 * Daredevil: I don't recognize her voice.
 * Spider-Man: Another timeline twist, guys...
 * Kingpin: I'm so glad you could make it to my little victory celebration! As you can tell, my future is very bright!
 * Ms. Marvel: Man, those are some strong headlights!
 * Iron Fist: There's gotta be a way to get past!
 * Daredevil: Time to get to work!
 * Kingpin: Do you like my new car? It's a little present from our glorious new leader!
 * Daredevil: Glorious? What happened to you, Fisk? The Kingpin I know doesn't share power!
 * Kingpin: Ha! In good time, Daredevil, after all, you must first get behind someone before you can stab them in the back. I'll deal wit Kang eventually... but you first! Fools! You dare defy the Kingpin?!
 * Daredevil: Sure, I "dare"! The clue's in the name, Fisk!
 * Kingpin: Ha! Take your shot! Now that I'm the mayor, you "heroes" will soon be no more!
 * Spider-Man: But you only won because Kang programmed his robots to vote for you, huh?
 * Kingpin: Well, I... Grr...! I'll get you, Spider-Man! You civic menace! You perpetual pest!
 * Spider-Man: Seriously, what team-up name are you and Kang using? "Kangpin"? "King-Kang"?
 * Kingpin: Gah! Attack them! Attack! No! Nooo...!!!
 * Spider-Man Noir: So much for the stuff dreams are made of.
 * Kingpin: I'll get you for that! Bad things happen to people that try to embarass me! Wait! That music?! How did you know it's my favorite song?! Just wait until this song is finished! I'll show you some manners! (Tired Panting) Hang on... Just wait here... I'm warning you... nobody messes with the Kingpin... (Tired Panting)
 * Spider-Man Noir: Think I might know what to do here.
 * Iron Fist: Your reign as mayor is over, Kingpin!
 * Kingpin: Get Kang on the phone! He promised me protection!
 * Daredevil: I think we've all spent too long here...
 * Spider-Man Noir: How do you think I feel?
 * Spider-Man: Come on, guys! Live a little!
 * Daredevil: Now's time to upload your end of the bargain, Fist.
 * Iron Fist: Agreed.
 * Spider-Man: Great! Back to the mythical land of K'un-Lun!
 * Spider-Man Noir: I'll head back upstairs... You know... Check they're tidying up properly...
 * Spider-Man: So long! Glad he's brightened up a bit.
 * Ms. Marvel: Looks like She-Hulk been busy...
 * She-Hulk: Come on! It must be my turn by now!
 * Iron Fist: You sure you don't want to join us in K'un-Lun, Daredevil?
 * Daredevil: Fisk Tower is just the start. The rest of the Defenders need to clear this time-state of Manhattan.
 * Luke Cage: We could use a hand though.
 * She-Hulk: If there's any more clearing to be done, count me in.
 * (Team Spider-Man [Spider-Man, Ms. Marvel and Iron Fist]; Use Iron Fist's power to enter the cave of the dragon in K'un-Lun.)
 * Spider-Man: Good to have you on board, Danny. Now we can finally get our hands on thet Nexus fragment!
 * Ms. Marvel: Hope you've still got some of that "Chi" left 'cos we're gonna need it to open that cave!
 * Iron Fist: It's cool. I've got my portable chrger with me if I need to top up.
 * Ms. Marvel: Wow! Is that really how it works?!
 * Iron Fist: Uhhh... No.
 * Ms. Marvel: Heads up! More bad guys with nothing better to do!
 * Iron Fist: Oh, you meant this cave? You're certain one of these "Nexus Fragments" is in there?
 * Spider-Man: Well, I sure hope so! Wouldn't wanna drag you all the way up here for nothin', huh? Think you can get it open?
 * Iron Fist: Well... perhaps but...
 * Ms. Marvel: Yeah! C'mon! Let's see some classic Iron Fist action in... Err... Action!
 * Iron Fist: I may need to summon all of my Chi to deal with this.
 * Ms. Marvel: Awesome! Let's go grab that fragment!
 * Spider-Man: Nice trick... Do you do parties?
 * Iron Fist: Sure... I'll give you my card when we're finished here.
 * J. Jonah Jameson: Iron Fist, a man of his word, now joins the practically useless Spider-Man to show him how a real hero does things. That webhead couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag! Hah! Nhhhhheh! I wish I had an Iron Fist. Anyway, he'd better have all his chi and both fists ready to retrieve the Nexus Fragment from the cave of the dragon. Unless that's an ironic name, I don't think it's gonna have kittens in it. I think I might ave broken this.
 * Ms Marvel: Waaaagh! Guys - looks like we're stuck in here!
 * Iron Fist: I travelled this way before.... There's a darkness here that I never felt.
 * Spider-Man: You're right, it is awful dark in here - is there a light switch around here! Woooah!
 * Iron Fist: Steady... There are traps in here that even you will struggle to avoid.
 * Mysterious Voice: Welcome to the Caves of K'un-Lun.
 * Ms. Marvel: That's the voice we heard from the outside earlier, right?
 * Mysterious Voice: There is something here you seek... You may find it, although there are challenges ahead! Ha ha hahaha!
 * Ms. Marvel: Is he talking about the Nexus Shard?
 * Iron Fist: Let's begin our search.
 * Spider-Man: So... This place is cozy.
 * Iron Fist: This is sacred cave. Very old.
 * Ms. Marvel: And more than a little dangerous, I'm guessing. Uh-oh! What's going on?!
 * Spider-Man: Phew! That was a little too close!
 * Iron Fist: Did I not say this place was too old?
 * Spider-Man: Hey! Always nice to see a familiar face!
 * Ms. Marvel: Hmm... Maybe those spiders have the Nexus Shard we're looking for hidden in one of their tunnels.
 * Iron Fist: It's possible. You could fit inside and take a look, right, Ms. Marvel?
 * Ms. Marvel: Uh... Sure! Why do I feel I'm gonna regret suggesting that? Eww...! That was a terrible idea, you guys! Aww... I was so sure the Nexus Shard would be tucked away in there. Nevermind. Okay, I've officially needs to watch where I step!
 * Spider-Man: So apparently "doing whatever a spider can" doesn't cover this.
 * Iron Fist: It's a Chi Altar. If I can power it up, it just might show us where we need to go.
 * Spider-Man: Whoah... What's happening?
 * Ms. Marvel: Whoah! That was a little risky, don't you think?
 * Spider-Man: What were fireworks doing down here, anyway?
 * Iron Fist: Hmm... Perhaps we need to follow that light?
 * Spider-Man: Hey, you're the expert here, not me.
 * Iron Fist: I believe if we can re-direct the light towards the door, it should happen.
 * Ms. Marvel: Hmm... Makes sense.
 * Spider-Man: Yeah! We did it!
 * Ms. Marvel: Whoo...! Go team!
 * Iron Fist: Yeah but what's waiting for us? Inside? Watch your step here- It's about to warm up a bit.
 * Ms. Marvel: Why am I getting nervous?
 * Spider-Man: I can't imagine.
 * Ms. Marvel: You weren't joking about the heat.
 * Spider-Man: I guess the ac's busted.
 * Ms. Marvel: Is that a dragon!?!?
 * Spider-Man: ...That's an affirmative on the dragon query...
 * Iron Fist: I am the Immortal Iron Fist. None can stand in my way. Davos! It's been a while!
 * Steel Serpent: Steel Serpent to you, Rand! You may have the power of the Iron Fist now, but it will soon be mine!
 * Iron Fist: Release Shou-Lao!
 * Steel Serpent: Ease yourself, Shou-Lao. The shard of the Nexus is embedded within the heart of the dragon. Only when gifted enough power to defeat you, shall I remove it!
 * Spider-Man: Um... What's his game?
 * Iron Fist: Revenge.
 * Steel Serpent: There's no power in all of Kun-Lun that can stop me now!
 * Iron Fist: Davos! You can't do this! Stop!
 * Steel Serpent: Never! I have wanted my entire life for this moment! The power of the Iron Fist is finally mine!
 * Spider-Man: Don't you just hate it when people won't listen?
 * Steel Serpent: You should never have become the Iron Fist! Kang is simply allowing me to correct a mistake!
 * Iron Fist: Oh, there's been a mistake alright and I'm looking right at it!
 * Steel Serpent: Now for a taste of my true power! I'm tired of hearing about your victory over the dragon! Now it is my turn to reap the rewards of my glorious lineage!
 * Spider-Man: Yeesh, dude! Entitled too much?
 * Steel Serpent: You bring your worthless friends into this sacred cave? They do not belong here!
 * Iron Fist: This from a man who was exiled from K'un-Lun in disgrace?
 * Ms. Marvel: Ha! He's got you there, buddy!
 * Steel Serpent: This... This cannot be happening...
 * Iron Fist: Got him! Now's our chance!
 * Ms. Marvel: Yow-za! So, uh... is that spidey suit flame proof?
 * Spider-Man: Well... I... Uhh...
 * Iron Fist: When it comes to dragon fire, nothing is... that-proof! Although, crazy idea. Bear with me. The dragon's heart belongs only to those worthy of its power. And you, Davos, are not! You are released, Shou-Lao!
 * Ms. Marvel: Exactly how awesome was that? I mean, the heart of the dragon? Where'd you learn all that stuff?!
 * Iron Fist: Right here - a long time ago.
 * Spider-Man: Got the Nexus Shard? Then we're all set to go! This guy won't be suthering for a while.
 * Ms. Marvel: So this is the Nexus Shard! Pretty cool! Whooooops!
 * Spider-Man: Yea, it's kinda cute given the unspeakable power it's imbued with.
 * Ms. Marvel: Guess I should keep it hidden... You never knew who's watching.
 * Spider-Man: Yeah, you never know... Maybe, Kang, or, even... Kang!
 * Iron Fist: I should be heading back. I need to ensure that the Defenders have kept Kingpin in check.
 * Spider-Man: Can you tell She-Hulk to head our way if you bump into her?
 * Iron Fist: Heading for Nueva York, right?
 * Ms. Marvel: Yeah, going to the future! How much better can today get?
 * Iron Fist: See you in the another time, guys.
 * (Team Spider-Man [Spider-Man and Ms. Marvel]; Search for the Nexus Fragment in Neuva York.)
 * Ms. Marvel: Alright! That's one Nexus Fragment in the bag! Let's go get the next one!
 * Spider-Man: Hmm... "Neuva York", huh? Also known as the "other" other New York in Kang's crazy kingdom. Wasp, are you listening in?
 * Wasp: I read you, Spidey. According to Heimdall, the fragment appears to be located inside the Alchemax building. You know, the place that looks like it was put there by a soft serve machine?
 * Spider-Man: Thanks, Wings.... We're on our way now! Nice of them to leave the door open for us...
 * Electro 2099: Sorry, "Heroes"! I'm afraid we're not open to the public today!
 * Spider-Man: Yup! Figured as much! Found me, huh? I knew I should've hidden those cables underground... Not that it'll matter much once I've fried you to crisp!
 * Spider-Man: So... Uh, "Sparky", who are you again?
 * Electro 2099: You don't remember me, Web-Slinger? That hurts! I recognized you even in that retro getup you're wearing!
 * Ms. Marvel: What? How many "Electros" are we gonna have to deal with this week?
 * Electro 2099: Ngh...! Not bad. But how'd you like this?! You're no match for me!
 * Ms. Marvel: Hey, I think his attack just shorted-out the power supply...
 * Spider-Man: Yeah, maybe we can get into the Alchemax building now. Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!
 * Ms, Marvel: Ugh! "Future Electro" must have a backup generator somewhere!
 * Electro 2099: You again?! You must really want to get into Alchemax... Well, I'm afraid I can't allow that!
 * Ms. Marvel: Couldn't Kang have used a reality with a nicer Electro, instead of this guy?
 * Electro 2099: Aww... That would have hurt my feelings if I had any! Perks of being an android!
 * Spider-Man: So how does it feel to have a job that could've been done by a few AA batteries?
 * Electro 2099: Okay, that one actually did hurt... You'll pay for those insults! This isn't looking good...!
 * Spider-Man: Any chance that was the last generator?
 * Ms. Marvel: C'mon, let's head back to the entrance. Maybe it'll actually stay open this time...
 * Electro 2099: I told you! There's no way I'm letting you pass!
 * Spider-Man: If I said you were my favorite Electro, then you would let us in!
 * Electro 2099: Hmph! You're quickly becoming my least favorite Spider-Man!
 * Spider-Man: Yeah, I get that a lot.
 * Ms. Marvel: C'mon, Electro! Just hurry up and run out of juice already, will ya?!
 * Electro 2099: Arghh! Ugh... Shutting... down...
 * Spider-Man: Phew. He sure make us work for it.
 * J. Jonah Jameson: New York maybe the greatest city on Earth, but here in Chronopolis it's got competition... With yet another New York!!! This other Big Apple is rotten to the core! Some future, neon, nightmare where the city is run by a mega-corporation Alchemax. As if it wasn't bad enough having them as neighbours, turns out their own Spider-Man too. And you can bet your bottom dollar they'll be alternate versions of all those costumed criminals that follow in Spider-Man's wake. The sooner the team get that fragment of the Nexus back to Doctor Strange, the safer I'll feel. Not that I'm scared of course... Ha ha!
 * Spider-Man: No one saw us, right?
 * Ms. Marvel: I don't think so...
 * Spider-Man: Okay, we need to keep quiet... Not alert anyone to our presence...
 * Ms. Marvel: Got it... Gaaah!
 * Spider-Gwen: Waaaagh! Oh it's you...
 * Spider-Man: Caught up with you at last... Waaah!
 * She-Hulk: Iron Fist tells me you got yourselves a Nexus Shard!
 * Ms. Marvel: Safely stowed!
 * Spider-Gwen: Being chasing Goblin since Brooklyn Bridge - Trail led me here.
 * Spider-Man: What's this building for?
 * Spider-Man 2099: Genetics, cybernetics, hazardous materials. Usual stuff. I should know... I'm Spider-Man.
 * Spider-Man: I'm Spider-Man!
 * Ms. Marvel: I'm Spider-Man! Just kidding... Ms. Marvel. Hi!
 * Green Goblin 2099: Three little spiders, sitting in a row! I suppose you want a prize? Ah, it's always nice to have visitors. Did I mention I've got a little party waiting for you? Until then, feel free to open a few of your "presents" early. I do hope you enjoy surpries!
 * Spider-Man: More threats and theatrics? Whoever this "new" goblin is, they're living up to the legacy!
 * Spider-Man 2099: Welcome to my world!
 * Spider-Man: Fellahs... Can't we just talk this out?
 * Ms. Marvel: Uh-oh. Those scientists! It's like something taking over them!
 * Spider-Man 2099: It's the pieces of the symbiote! Whatever you do, do not let them touch you.
 * She-Hulk: Why? What happens then?
 * Spider-Gwen: You get mind-controlled, go on chaotic rampages, all that fun stuff. The pressure pad has some kind of combination lock. Any idea how we open it?
 * Spider-Man 2099: No, it changes every day. However, "Barney" the guard on this floor has a pretty lousy memory so he always hides the situation somewhere. Keep your eyes open.
 * Spider-Man: This Barney guy sounds delightful quirky.
 * She-Hulk: Hey, does that chemical structure look familiar to anyone?
 * Spider-Man: It's pretty close to the formula I use to make soap. It's pretty neat actually because...
 * Computer: Access granted.
 * Spider-Gwen: Now that's a pretty big reactor...
 * Spider-Man 2099: Yeah, it powers most of the building. The Fusion Chamber looks empty but *if* we can power it back up then we *might* be able to use the elevator.
 * She-Hulk: *If* and *might*, huh? Gotta love that confidence!
 * Ms. Marvel: Ew! Look at all that toxic waste! How are we gonna reach the controls?
 * She-ulk: Stand aside, team. It's bath night!
 * Ms. Marvel: Oh, yeah. I forgot you can handle a little radiation.
 * Green Goblin 2099: What are you heroes doing? You're messing all the fun! Oh, and someone please tell She-Hulk to wipe her feet before she gets here. I don't want toxic all over my lovely clean floor!
 * Spider-Man: I knew it! I knew playing all those rolling-ball arcade machines would come in handy one day!
 * Spider-Man 2099: Except this "arcade machine" could explode with enough energy to wipe out most of Manhattan. Okay, that's one of 'em but we still need another. After they're loaded into the core, we can send them in to the chamber one at a time.
 * Spider-Gwen: Then, let's get to work! We don't wanna keep our host waiting.
 * Spider-Man: So how come we're pushing so much stuff around? I thought this place was supposed to be all futuristic and whatever.
 * She-Hulk: Probably because some "ideas guy" thought it'd be better this way.
 * Green Goblin 2099: Boo! Haaha!
 * Ms. Marvel: Waargh...! Don't... do... that!
 * Spider-Man: Ha! Classic jump-scare! Oh, wait! They're gonna break the glass now... Just watch... Aww, I thought they were gonna.
 * Green Goblin 2099: Are you on your way now? I'm so looking forward to seeing you!
 * Spider-Man 2099: C'mon, let's go find out what he's up to.
 * Spider-Gwen: There!
 * Spider-Man: Gwen! There's bound to be a... Trap or... something... Venom...?
 * Carnom: Rrrragh!
 * Spider-Man: Carnage...?! Or is it Carnom? Or Venage? Do you have a business card?
 * Spider-Gwen: Whatever. Amazing what if they can do in these labs.
 * Spider-Man 2099: Goblin's using the Nexus to control them!
 * Green Goblin 2099: Haha ha haha! Welcome to the party!
 * Carnom: We... must.. obey...! Squish the spider!
 * Spider-Man: ...Erm... Me?
 * Spider-Man 2099: Me?
 * Carnom: Squish... All... The spiders...
 * Spider-Man: Thanls, that's much clearer...
 * Carnom: Destroy! Hahaha! Destroy!
 * Spider-Man 2099: What the shock is that thing?!
 * She-Hulk: Some kind of symbiote hybrid?
 * Spider-Man: Just when you thought Venom and Carnage couldn't get any more cuddly!
 * Spider-Gwen: He's gonna attack again!
 * Green Goblin 2099: I told you there'd be surprises, didn't I? Enjoy!
 * Spider-Man: Usually I like it when old friends get together but not like this!
 * Green Goblin 2099: Hmm... I *do* throw the best parties, don't I?
 * Ms. Marvel: Sure! If you don't count any other party ever!
 * Spider-Man 2099: Guys! I think we did it...
 * Green Goblin 2099: Hahaha! Behold! Maximum Carnom!
 * She-Hulk: Uh-oh... Things just went from bad to worse, you guys!
 * Spider-Man: Well, at least he went with the name "Carnom"...
 * Ms. Marvel: Uh, yeah... Way cooler than "Venage".
 * She-Hulk: Keep moving, guys!
 * Spider-Man 2099: He's vulnerable! Quick!
 * Green Goblin 2099: It's amazing what you can do wit a little technology and access to every reality!
 * She-Hulk: Yeah, Goblin! Most people would choose to make the world a better place or go on extended vacation but your idea is so much better!
 * Spider-Man 2099: I think he's about to... Watch out!
 * Ms. Marvel: Uh-oh! Don't get too close! I think we did it!
 * Green Goblin 2099: It' like I always say. If you want something done right you gotta do it yourself! Gaaaagh!
 * Carnom: Huuugh... Huuuugh...
 * Ms. Marvel: Any ideas...?!
 * Carnom': You... Monster!!
 * Green Goblin 2099: Me the monster? Now come on... That's rich...
 * Ms. Marvel: That makes two for our team, guys!
 * Spider-Man: Want to join us on our ride against Kang?
 * Spider-Man 2099: We can catch up later: Got some other business first.
 * Spider-Gwen: And I'll lend you a hand... Looks like you need it!
 * Spider-Man: Okay, see you back at the mansion.
 * Kang: They have located and gathered part of the Nexus. So exciting isn't it, my little pincer movement? I shall annihilate them! And their city! Never liked parks anyway!
 * Ravonna: Your obsession with destruction impressive, Oh Kang... ...Someone has to stop you...
 * Crowd: Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
 * Heimdall: Kang's constant warfare makes for an ill place to be an mortal.
 * Tony Stark: Heh, it's still nicer than New York in the seventies. *Brrr*, so have you picked where you want to go first?
 * Heimdall: Aye, I doth crave to see the cats that sing. But first, we should dine upon the dogs!
 * Tony Stark: Ummm, yeah, we don't actually eat... Oooo right, hot dogs. Then broadway! Follow me, little Tony's place is always open. Even in apocalypses.
 * (Team Star-Lord [Star-Lord, Gamora and Drax]; Search for the Nexus Fragment in Hala.)
 * Star-Lord: Soooo... Hala. Kree Turf. Think they'll just hand over the Nexus Fragment if we ask nicely?
 * Gamora: Somehow, I doubt that... But you never know. Stranger things have happened.
 * Drax: To my knowledge, nothing stranger than this has ever happened.
 * Wasp: Not sure who behind it this time, but there's more trouble on your doorstep, go get 'em!
 * Star-Lord: Okay, ready? Big smiles... Hey, guys. think we could just...
 * Soldier: Intruders! Attack!
 * Star-Lord: Guess not! Looks like our attempt at diplomacy has failed!
 * Gamora: It does seem to confirm that there's something important inside.
 * Drax: It seems our enemies left something behind that maybe of use. Ha! Yes! Victory of ours!
 * Star-Lord: Okay, okay... Easy, Big Guy.
 * Drax: Yes. It was most easy.
 * Gamora: Let's move before any more Kree show up!
 * J. Jonah Jameson: What's that? Oh yes! News never sleeps, so neither do I! And neither does the task of collecting the shattered Nexus. Heimdall has spotted a shard in the Kree sector of Chronopolis: Hala. So who better to tackle a mission against extra terrestrial the Guardians of the Galaxy! They may have shown up late, and one of them is a glorified branch but you've got to respect their can-do attitude. Who knows, maybe the Kree Creeps won't realize they are in possession of the fragment and let Gamora and the guys in and out without too much trouble. Well, a guy can dream, can't he?
 * Star-Lord: Now to find that Nexus Shard. Where've you been!?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Err, had to blow up some deference thingy, lots of lasers, lots of explosions.
 * Groot Small: I am Grooot!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Shsss, what's the point in me lying, if you go and tell them we were having dessert?
 * Gamora: Focus, guys. What's the plan, Peter?
 * Star-Lord: Well, I figured if we sneak in and...
 * Drax: Argh! I've been blinded!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Relax, Numbskull, it's just dark. So what's with the "mood lightning" all of a sudden, huh?
 * Gamora: The power must be out. Look around and see if there's a way we can restore it.
 * Drax: These power cells appear to be misplaced.
 * Rocket Raccoon: That explains the power outage. Guess we gotta put them back in?
 * Star-Lord: Oh, man! I used to be so good at these games as a kid. Uh, guys? What are these things?
 * Gamora: They're Sentries. Advanced bipedal automatons used by the Kree in battle.
 * Star-Lord: What?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Giant robots that like to blast stuff!
 * Drax: Ha! What fun!
 * Ronan the Accuser: All forces, be aware that we have some uninvited guests. I do not wish to be disturbed. Deal with them immediately.
 * Rocket Raccoon: Well, it's safe to say they know we're here! No point in being quiet no more.
 * Groot Small: I am Groot!
 * Rocket Raccoon: I can't too stop talking if I wanted!
 * Gamora: Focus. We need to find Ronan. No doubt he has the Nexus Fragment with him.
 * Drax: The cowards use lasers to protect themselves? How do we get past?
 * Star-Lord: There's always a way. Trust me, there's no security system I can't deal with!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Haven't you been arrested like thirty times, Quill? Huh, what d'ya think? Let's see those lasers get through this! Did we have to turn those crushers off? We coulda gotten past!
 * Star-Lord: Maybe you could've but I don't wanna be turned into a pancake!
 * Drax: Why would you have been transformed into food?
 * Rocket Raccoon: It's an expression, Drax. Why you gotta take everything so literally?
 * Gamora: That's not gonna help my "most dangerous woman in the universe" reputation.
 * Groot: Uh... I am Groot? I am Groot!
 * Star-Lord: Ha! Way to go, Big Guy... or, uh, "Little Guy".
 * Drax: Well done, my tree friend!
 * Gamora: This doesn't feel right. Let's just get the shard and go.
 * Ronan the Accuser: Daughter of Thanos! Is that any way for royalty to behave? You've spent too long in the company of thieves!
 * Star-Lord: Ronan, thieves is such a strong word. Think of it more of us borrowing an itty-bitty chunk of crystal.
 * Ronan the Accuser: Silence! This shard taps into the entire energy of the Nexus. With its power, I will lead my forces against Kang. He will pay for displacing the Kree!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Well, that sounds fine to me, let's leave them to it!
 * Ronan the Accuser: Hmmm, perhaps I should let you depart, Rodent. But then again, my hounds hunger, for they haven't been fed in a such long time.
 * Groot Small: I am Groot?
 * Drax: I do no think they crave dessert.
 * Ronan the Accuser: You pathetic pests stand accused of being in my way! Now you'll feel my righteous judgement! Your bones will make excellent toys for my hounds!
 * Gamora: Don't suppose anyone brought some robot doggie treats?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Fraid not... Where's Cosmo when you need him?
 * Ronan the Accuser: Stop playing with your food, my pets! Get them!
 * Star-Lord: Hey! I just realized we've got a tree helping us fight some dogs!
 * Rocket Rccoon: Yeah, seems like poetic justice or somethin', huh?
 * Gamora: Just as long as no-one says their "bite" is worst than "bark".
 * Rocket Raccoon: Wow, Gamora! Look at you bustin' out the puns!
 * Ronan the Accuser: Tra-vel! No! Talos! Argh! Grr...!!! I suppose I must pass sentance on you myself!
 * Star-Lord: Can't we talk about this? How about a re-match from before?
 * Ronan the Accuser: Hmph! No amount of dancing will save you this time, Quill! I will bring my merceful justice crashing down around you!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Heads up, Quill!
 * Star-Lord: Stealth Mission Success.
 * Gamora: Riiiiiight, a real precision strike, nooooo saw us.
 * Mysterious Voice: Cease!!!!!
 * Triton: You traitor, Maximus! Come, Lockjaw... Let us return to the others.
 * Crystal: I don't like it one bit, Medusa. First our Kingdom of Attilan gets dragged here, then we get invaded!
 * Medusa: ...And to have to sneak around in our own kingdom. So, Triton... ...is it as we thought?
 * Triton: Worse, my highness. The Kree were ale to attack because our shield was disabled from within.
 * Crystal: How?!
 * Triton: My apologies, King Black Bolt... But I saw your brother... ...leading Kree Troops.
 * Crystal: Okay, palace security systems are temporarily down.
 * Medusa: It would seem you must confront your brother. Shall we pay the throne room a visit?
 * (Team Black Bolt [Black Bolt and Medusa]; Enter the palace and reclaim Attilan from Maximus.)
 * Medusa: Ooh, what a charming little trinket. We must make haste to the palace entrance. It should not take long for Triton and Crystal to open the doors.
 * Wasp: I've picked up a crime taking place near your location. Can you go take a look?
 * Medusa: There it is. It would be unwise to open the door without removing the threat first.
 * Attilan Sentry 459: Target acquired! Engaging recovery mode! Please stand by! Cooperation in your surrender is appreciated! Target acquired!
 * Medusa: We will break this thing down.
 * Attilan Sentry 459: For Attilan! Powering down...
 * Medusa: Ah, Crystal and Triton do not diaspoint. We must hurry and bring down Maximus.
 * J. Jonah Jameson: Phew. Welcome back to anoter triple livestream. It seems that those Kree the Guardians went after aren't working alone... Ahem... A source informed me the Kree made a deal with another Kang Stooge, an inhuman commonly known as 'Maximus the Mad'. Ha! If I don't get off our Chronopolis soon, Maximus the Mad will have Jonah the Furious on his case, let me tell ya! Maximus has helped the Kree invade Inhuman City of Attilan, so he can take over the throne of Black Bolt, his own brother! In response, Black Bolt has assembled his family members to free the city and take back his throne. My source told me it was difficult for Black Bolt to rally the royals with a rousing speech, due to the ludicrously destructive power of his voice. But with a few frowns and mines they soon got the message.
 * Crystal: Maximus has no doubt set a trap.
 * Maximus: Ah, awkward silences, don't you just hate them, brother!
 * Medusa: Maximus, how dare you mock the king! You know he cannot speak!
 * Maximus: Then let's hear if he can scream.
 * Triton: Arghhhh! Lockjaw!!! Teleport us... ...out of here...
 * Maximus: Hahaha! I always find actions speak louder than words! Hahaha! Oh, come now! Surely you don't assume I was just going to let you walk in through the front entrance?
 * Medusa: Maximus!... Once we find you, I swear...
 * Maximus: Oh, how exciting! But first, I'd like to welcome you to my very own "chamber of devices". I wish I could be there to give you a guided tour but being a king is such time-consuming work. Right, Blackagar? Hahaha!
 * Crystal: Aww good boy, Lockjaw! Who's a good doggy?
 * Maximus: Ah, I see you made it past the door. Well done! Should you wish to leave, you'll find the exit located in the ceiling... Just being an impenetrable echo-tech vibranium door... Good luck!
 * Crystal: Eugh! Are you sure we're related to him?
 * Medusa: Something isn't right. Why would Maximus tell us how to get out of here...? Unless it's a trap. However, I suppose we've little choice.
 * Triton: That does not appear to be my day.
 * Maximus: If you think this is a happy ending... You're right, it does... for me! Hahaha!
 * Triton: Does Maximus think that stealing the throne of Attilan some kind of silly, childish game?
 * Crystal: We'll teach him to make a game of our throne! We're going to need something loud to break this...
 * Medusa: Perhaps just the tinest of whispers, Husband?
 * Black Bolt: Ahem.
 * Maximus: Is it so wrong that I want to rule Attilan? I'm a very clever person with a strong ambition and excellent people skills...
 * Medusa: "People skills"? You've locked your own family in this miserable place!
 * Maximus: Yes, yes. I admit... I'm not perfect. Having much luck? I didn't expect you to get this far!
 * Crystal: Talk about being a royal pain... Let's hurry up and find a way out of here. Finally! This looks like our way out of here.
 * Medusa: Now to find Maximus...
 * Maximus: Aww, welcome, family, to the court of Maximus the Great.
 * Medusa: You are nothing but a Kree puppet! A pale reflection of your brother.
 * Maximus: Really? And who failed to prevent Kang dragging our city here? Ronan and Kang have a Nexus Shard. With our combined forces, we will crush Kang!
 * Medusa: Get off my husband's throne!
 * Maximus: Husband's? Oh, no, no, no. This throne is very much mine, a lot more cutting edge. Let's prune this family tree. Shall we? The people of Attilan will be safer under my protection! Why can't anyone see this?!
 * Medusa: Maximus! You're not thinking clearly! Please! Don't do this!
 * Maximus: You'll see! My little friends here will make you see! Get them! Ooh, this is actually quite fun! How I've waited for this!
 * Crystal: I don't understand! How could you do this to your own family?
 * Maximus: Gah! What was that?! You damaged it?! Now I'm beginning to get rather cross!
 * Triton: Please! We don't want to hurt you, Maximus!
 * Maximus: Oh, don't worry... You won't! Ha! Try and stop me now!
 * Medusa: He's raised some kind of shield. We won't be able to get close enough to attack.
 * Triton: There must be a way to re-direct the flow of power.
 * Maximus: No...! No! No! No! No! No-no-no-no-no!
 * Medusa: Give up, Maximus. It's over!
 * Maximus: Not yet, it isn't! Have some tricks up my sleeve! Let's see how you handle this! Hahaha! I told you I was a genius!
 * Crystal: What's happening? Everything feels strange!
 * Triton: Maximus! He's managed to affect the surrounding gravity! We can't attack!
 * Medusa: There has to be some way to reach him...
 * Maximus: Ah, come now, brother.
 * Black Bolt: ...Silence...
 * Medusa: Well, said, my love. Crystal, would you be so kind?
 * Crystal: It would be my honour, sister. Urgh, I can't believe Maximus sold out own family although combining forces to defeat Kang wasn't such a bad idea. Maybe we should reach out to someone other than Ronan.
 * Medusa: Maybe we should. But for now the Kree still press the fight.
 * Triton: I've managed to get most of our defenses online. But Ronin's forces are persistent.
 * Medusa: Crystal, Triton, remain here and defend our city. We shall pay a royal visit to Ronan the Accuser. It would seem your king is finally in the mood to speak with him.
 * (Team Black Bolt [Black Bolt and Medusa]; Storm the Kree Headquarters in Hala.)
 * Medusa: We should make haste to Hala and settle this once and for all.
 * Wasp: Detected a crime pretty close to you. Hey, wouldn't it be great if this was the last crime ever? Eh, a girl can dream.
 * Medusa: Brave yourselves... It's quite a drop from here.
 * Kree Soldier: Stay on your guard! For the honour of the Kree, we cannot let any other intruders get past us!
 * M.O.D.A.M.: I am a strong, independent, exoskeleton-bound woman! I don't need A.I.M... Not anymore.
 * Kree Soldier: Ataaack! For the glory of the Kree!
 * Medusa: It appears we must dispatch these minions before we can enter.
 * Kree Soldier: Who are you calling "minions"?! I'll have you know I was recently promoted to "Senior Underling"!
 * Mysterious Voice: Send more soldiers to the front gate and destroy the intruders!
 * Medusa: And it appears we mus dispatch more minions!
 * Kree Soldier: Hey! I don't appreciate that word! We're more of a "big world-conquering family" here!
 * Mysterious Voice: What? The front gate has been compromised again?! Get out there and stop those intruders at all costs!
 * Medusa: I'd expected some resistance but not to this extent! What could possibly have them so edge?
 * Kree Soldier: Urgh... I love a good invasion as much as the next person. But it's nowhere near as much fun on the receive end! Help!
 * Mysterious Voice: Unacceptable! Send more soldiers to the gate... Destroy the--! What do you mean there's no one left?! Then seal the entrance, quickly! I'll deal with this myself... Graaarrgh! Somebody call a mechanic!
 * J. Jonah Jameson: Still with me? Good. Picking up again with Black Bolt and the Inhumans, you'll remember their mission to secure their beloved Attilan and restore Black Bolt as ruler. The guy wit the second most powerful voice around here after yours truly. Well, after their triumph over Maximus the Mad, The Attilan Royals have their attention to the Kree! Taking the fight to the Hala Sector of Chronopolis, the potent and silent Black Bolt is ready to make a stink all over those Kree. Did I read that already? Didn't those Guardians of the Galaxy try to take out these Kree Creeps eariler? Guardians? More like Goofballs. Anyway, let's hope they haven't made things worse...
 * Medusa: Yes, I agree. The security in this place seems compromised. It is unlike Ronan not to have challenged us. Disable the turbine, infiltrate the security and rain retribution upon Ronan? You really do spoil me. Sounds like Ronin is already entertaining guests. Ronan's control room is beyond this turbine. We need to find a way of getting through! This should prove no problem for the Queen of the Inhumans... Drat! Now I've built myself up too much. I'd better deliver. There's the control for the turbines! Excellent. These should be slow enough for us to get through now. You don't have to tell me to be careful. I'm well ware of how dangerous this is! The door is beyond that Plasma Field but it's being powered externally. We need to find a way to shut it down. Wow. They must use this to make public announcements but it actually focuses your voice. If we can aim this at the power plant, we'll have a way to shut the plasma beam down. Lucky us that Kree like to listen to themselves talk. Okay, let's try this again. Remember, not too loud. We only want to knock out the power station, not the continent... Uh-oh... I said "knock-out", not "knock it out"! Come on. Ronin's just through there.
 * Ronan the Accuiser: Urghhh!
 * Medusa: Ronan the Accuser has fallen? So who is commanding the Kree Forces?
 * Supreme Intelligence: A chronal-galactic event is currently unfolding! The Supreme Intelligence of the Kree Empire shall not be distracted.
 * Medusa: We stand here as the Kree and the rightful rulers of Attilan.
 * Supreme Intelligence: Silence! Guardians, eradicate these nuisances. Let us see how you are to fight when faced with a former ally!
 * Medusa: Quill? Is that you? What've they done to you?
 * Supreme Intelligence: Now, my servant! Show them your greatest skill! Hahaha!
 * Star-Lord: As you command, Master. Oh, yeah. You are not "all that and the container of salted potato snacks". Throw it down. Let's see what you got.
 * Medusa: "Greatest skill", huh? It seems he's challenging us to a little-dance off!
 * Star-Lord: Sick moves! You got it going in!
 * Supreme Intelligence: Wh-what? What is this?! Urgh! I did not factor in his fondness for dancing!
 * Star-Lord: Whoah! What the heck just happened?
 * Medusa: No time to explain. You must help us, Space Lord.
 * Star-Lord: It's "Star-Lord"... Rocket? Groot? Aw man, that's a bad tag-team...
 * Supreme Intelligence: Are you prepared to destroy them my unusual underlings?
 * Rocket Raccoon: When do we get paid?
 * Groot: I... am... Groot.
 * Supreme Intelligence: I am going to take that as a "yes". Get them!
 * Groot: (Gasps) I... am... Groot! I-am-Groot-I-am-Groot-I-am-Groot-I-am-Groot!
 * Supreme Intelligence: No! How?! This is not within my projections!
 * Groot: I am Groot!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Of course we were mind controlled! C'mon, let's show these bozo you can't just mess with people's heads!
 * Supreme Intelligence: Stop! You do not understand what is at stake!
 * Medusa: Urgh... Not being able to use this is such a royal pain. You have miscalculated! This is not the desired outcome! You senseless imbeciles!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Arrrrgh, go calculate this!
 * Supreme Intelligence: Argghhh, you fools, you didn't understand... Argggh...
 * Computer: Emergency containment initiated. Lock down in progress.
 * Medusa: That was excessive.
 * Rocket Raccoon: But you liked it? Right, your majesty?
 * Star-Lord: Take it easy... Takes a moment for the effect to wear off.
 * Gamora: Thanks, Peter.
 * Star-Lord: Good job. Black Bolt, will your people join us?
 * Medusa: We will endeavor to assist you in the vanquishment of Kang bu first we must tend to our kingdom. Farewell for now, Guardians.
 * Groot Small: I am Groot?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Whaddya mean he don't say much your vocabulary ain't hardly prolific.
 * Kang: Ravonna, my little skirmish... What have I told you about trying to understanding my strategies?
 * Ravonna: I... I'm sorry your Kangesty, I... just want to try and get closer to your genius.
 * Kang: Ha! They obviously intend to restore the nexus. But for what purpose? Ravonna!!
 * Cosmo: ...Then Cosmo says, Lady - Cosmo thinks she was Lady - you are welcomes, anytime... you know?
 * Giant-Man: Sorry.
 * Tony Stark: Uuuurrrgghhh.
 * Wasp: Yeah?
 * Cosmo: ...And dat was first time Cosmo good dog! Like, really good dog.
 * Wasp: Uh huh. Wow. That's fascinating, Cosmo. I just... I have to do a check on the team's progress. If you could send knowhere's manifest that would be a big help.
 * Cosmo: No problems. You will have it before, when portal she is opening. Then Cosmo will tell tale of man throwing stick. But he now throw stick!
 * Wasp: Wow that dog can talk!
 * Tony Stark: Hey! Watch out!
 * Giant-Man: Sorry!
 * Tony Stark: Aaarrrgghh! I think I preferred you as Yellowjacket.
 * Wasp: Man, I need a vacation.
 * Captain America: Alright, team, our first destinations is the Underwater City of Lermuria. Everyone got their breathing gear?
 * Thor: Worry not for my breathing... My only concern is what the sea water do to my hair!
 * Captain Marvel: Gotta admit, I was hoping to get assigned somewhere a little... drier.
 * Doctor Strange: Well, our other fragment is in the desert, so you'll get your wish. But let's secure this one, first...
 * J. Jonah Jameson: Things are looking bad, and I mean *down to my last bagel bad*, but if these *heroes* are this city's best shot of stopping Kang then so be it! Let's try and get a little team spirit going here! Show 'em how it's done, Captain America! Making for the Water City of Lemuria, where Heimdall has spotted another nexus fragment. Cap's team encounted a dark, omnius tunnel. Surely they aren't falling into a trap? I mean, Heimdall has those amazing eyes, huh? If they are walking into a trap, he'll be able to warn them, right? Well maybe he needs to get his eyes checked, Cos I'll put money on our heroes ending up somewhere they don't want to be...
 * Attuma: Hahahahaha. Foolish surface creatures. Your capture will surely secure my place by Kang's side. Haahahahahaha!
 * Captain Marvel: Well, that could have been worse.
 * Doctor Strange: It's worse!
 * Crowd: ...Fight, fight, fight...
 * Red King: Greetings! Your lives now belong to the Red King! Fret not, however, for they will be mercifully short... Now let us see how you fare against... the world breakers!
 * Thor: Hahaha! What can this pompous fool pit against us that we cannot best?
 * Hulk: Rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaagggghhhhhhh!!!
 * Captain America: That's a lot of Hulks!
 * Thor: At least it shall be a worthy fight?
 * Hulk: Rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaagggghhhhhhh!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaagggghhhhhhh!!!
 * Red King: It has begun! Let combat commence!
 * Captain America: Okay, first thing's first. Let's take out that staff! I could do this all day.
 * Hulk: Rrrraaaargh! Raaaaaargh!!!
 * Captain Marvel: I don't get it. Hulk broke the staff so why isn't he back to normal?
 * Doctor Strange: I think the staff was simply being used to issue commands, as long as that disk-shaped object is attached to his chest, Hulk's not going to be in control of his actions.
 * Captain Marvel: But destroying the staff did seem to damage the disk, right?
 * Captain America: Yes, we need to destroy more of those staffs while they're being used.
 * Thor: But how can we be sure they'll use them again?
 * Captain America: We just need to make Hulk angry enough that they'll have to!
 * Red King: So you'd rather be fighting my guards, would you? Fine! Have you wish!
 * Doctor Strange: It will take more than that to keep me at bay.
 * Red King: Guards! Subdue that Green Monster! The Red King commands his loyalty... and we wouldn't want the show to be over too soon, of course!
 * Captain America: Okay, it worked! When they use the staff, destroy it!
 * Doctor Strange: My magic appears to be well suited to deal with this.
 * Hulk: Ruh?! Ruh?! Raaaargh!!
 * Captain Marvel: I think it worked! The disk's been damaged again!
 * Red King: What are you doing? You're supposed to be fighting, not thinking!
 * Captain America: One more blast from that staff should do it. Just need to find a way to make Hulk extra angry...
 * Red King: People of Sakaar, I think we need even more action! Yes! Haha!
 * Captain Marvel: Uh-oh... Someone called the reinforcements!
 * Thor: A Kronan? That's not going to improve our situation!
 * Hulk: Grrr...!!! Graaargh!
 * Captain America: Alright, Hulk! Guess *he* should've been careful who he picked a fight with!
 * Doctor Strange: Perhaps we can put this fellow to good use... There we are, Mister Hulk... Rock Cakes... Made from real rocks.
 * Hulk: Argh! Ow!
 * Doctor Strange: Not exactly on the "soft side", I'll grant you!
 * Hulk: Aaaaarrgghh!!! Raaargh!
 * Red King: Let's keep things intertesting, shall we? More Guards! More fighters! More, I say!
 * Hulk: Rooooooooar!
 * Red King: Oh... Well done... But now I'll prove... That, I, am most worthy to rule in Kang's new order. By beating your team with noting but more bare hands...
 * Thor: I fancy those odds.
 * Red King: ...Just these hands... ...And my power suit, sword, flamethrower and missiles, oh, and this... Let the games, begin! Ready for the main event, you worthless creatures?! It is fair to say that events have escalated!
 * Hulk: Hulk feel better now but concerned about giant monster!
 * Captain America: Good to have you back, Hulk. Okay, that did some damage now let's get the Red King.
 * Red King: Come and get me! Hahaha! Preparing to fire! Oof! You meagre peasants! You do not treat the Red King this way! Oh what simplistic beings you are so basic and fragile... Argh! How dare you?! Preparing to fire!
 * Thor: It has returned! Watch out!
 * Hulk: Grr...!!! Hulk no like ugly snake!
 * Thor: I think our strategy is beginning to work!
 * Hulk: Hulk get revenge on puny Tomato Man!
 * Captain America: It's gonna take more than that to keep me down...
 * Thor: This unusual object babbles me...
 * Hulk: Hulk Smash!
 * Red King: Excellent! Now that he's out of the way. I will gladly accept your surrend... As I was saying ... You surrend... We'll call it a draw, shall we?
 * Captain America: Our job's not over yet. Thor, Strange, Hulk... Take a breather. Captain Marvel and I will scout ahead, sniff out any more traps we'll rendezvous back in Lemuria. Good luck.
 * Thor: Be careful, my friends. It seems that Attuma is more slippery than the serpent of Midgard.
 * Attuma: It was almost a shame I despatched them with such ease. They never even got to meet you, my abominable friend. Haha ha ah aha ha hahaaaa...
 * Doctor Strange: You two need to make up and shake hands. The two captains will have had more than enough time to get the lay of the land... we need to make haste. Now that we've finished with our detour, we should head back to Lemuria to get that nexus fragment.
 * Thor: And let us remain on guard this time... Lest we fall into another trap!
 * Doctor Strange: Not to worry; now we have the Hulk with us to plug up any tunnels we get flushed down.
 * Hulk: Graaaargh!
 * Doctor Strange: Now remember, if you hear a flushing sound... Swim away.
 * J. Jonah Jameson: I'll keep talking as long as there's someone left to listen! Still on the trail of the nexus fragments... Haven't they found them all yet. ...Our heroes hope it's *second time lucky* getting into Lemuria. This time they're out for payback and Hulk is just the game changer they need! That green guy'll wipe the grin of Attuma's fishy face. Things are looking up for the heroes! But if they retrieve all the fragments and bring knowhere to Chronopolis, what then? Will the head of a giant celestal actually be use in a fight with the Megalomaniac Kang? Iron Man thinks it will, but what does that "genius" know? He seems to think allowing Spider-Man to stay part of the teams is okay. Well it ain't!
 * Thor: Stingray?
 * Captain Marvel: The good news is that Stingray was in Lemuria when Kang took it.
 * Stingray: The bad news is that Attuma's managed to supercharge a control pearl using a Nexus Shard. So watch your backs.
 * Attuma: Blast, Torg, you fool. Of all this times to get frozen in ice!
 * Captain America: Stop right there, Attuma!
 * Doctor Strange: We need that Nexus Shard.
 * Attuma: Give up control of my personal yeti? Never! And when he breaks free you will know the reason why! Hahaha! Soon you will be free, my pet! And then no-one will be able to stop us!
 * Captain Marvel: Okay, everyone. Let's get mine and stop Attuma before it's too late!
 * Hulk: Huh? ...Hulk not understand!
 * Captain America: Right. We need to find a way to cut it loose. Anyone got any ideas?
 * Doctor Strange: That should do it.
 * Thor: Good work, Doctor.
 * Attuma: What? Hey! What's happening to me?! Hmph! No matter! Time for a little wake-up call!
 * Torg: Grr...!!! You can't escape from the Abominable Snow-King!
 * Captain Marvel: That a fact, huh? Maybe you should be trying to escape from us!
 * Hulk: Hulk Smash Hairy Snow Man!
 * Captain America: This thing isn't gonna let up. There's gotta be a way to distract him!
 * Torg: I'll get... I'll get... You... Mmm... Banana.... Urgh! What's wrong with this thing? Attack, I say! Attack! Wh-wh-what?! No! Let me out of here! Raaaaarghhh!
 * Thor: I hope that will hold him.
 * Captain America: It'd better. C'mon, let's put a stop to Attuma's evil schemes!
 * Captain Marvel: But he's outside. How are we gonna get him from here?
 * Doctor Strange: I'm sure a solution will present itself.
 * Captain Marvel: Ooh... This looks like my specialty!
 * Attuma: Grr...! Get away, you unusual fish!
 * Captain Marvel: The door's on a timer. Everyone inside! Quick!
 * Stingray: Sure hope that's a way out of here.
 * Thor: There is... But I don't think *all* of us are going to like it.
 * Attuma: Fools! You truly believe you can stop the Mighty Attuma? I shall defeat you all! Hmph! Okay, no more tricks! Let's settle this once and for all!
 * Captain Marvel: Give it up, Attuma! There's no way out!
 * Attuma: The Great Attuma give up? Never! You're making a big mistake trying to stop me! Kang showed me the glorious future of our people! The Year 3000 to be exact! Not much as changed but I'm told everyone now lives underwater! Torg may be history but I'll find another to do my bidding! Maybe... ...Big Green Friend there!
 * Hulk: Hulk Smash!
 * Attuma: Torg... No... My pearl... Noooooooooooooooo!
 * Captain Marvel: Ooooh, that's gotta sting.
 * Stingray: Hey, that's my line!
 * Clive Evening, Clive.
 * Cyril: Cyril. Any sign of Pharaoh?
 * Clive: Naaahhh, but d'you know what? I've had it up to here, Cyril.
 * Cyril: What's that, Clive?
 * Clive: Well ee's a bit obsessive in' he?
 * Cyril: How's that then?
 * Clive: He'll be off getting some big idea or other, and then he'll saunter back and who do ya think has got to carry out his grandoise plan?
 * Cyril: Us?
 * Clive: Us! Exactly, Cyril! Remember that pyramid scheme he got us into? What a shambles! Pyramids everywhere, and did we get a cent?
 * Cyril: I'm beginning to regret this unpaid internship, Clive.
 * Clive: Ah me too, Cyril. Hang about, when did we get a new Sphinx? Hold the phone! Who are you?
 * ???: Ha ha ha ha ha haaa!
 * Doctor Strange: The Nexus Fragment! Finally! I'll open a portal as close as I can to the next piece.
 * Captain America: Quick, everyone, there's no time to lose. Stingray, can you get this back to Wasp and the others?
 * Stingray: Captain!
 * Captain Marvel: Good work, guys! I guess we're taking the long way. One fragment down, one to go! Here's hoping things go a little smoother in Egypt...
 * Thor: Indeed. It still vexes me to have fallen foul of Attuma's trap... I shall not be fooled so easily again!
 * Pharoah: Greetings, Travellers! You carry yourselves with great purpose. Tell me, what brings you to these lands?
 * Captain Marvel: We're looking for a very important crystal-type object and believe it could be here. Have you come across anything like that?
 * Pharoah: Hmm... i believe you are referring to the nexus fragment. However, if tales of its power are to be believed, I can only entrust it to those who prove themselves worthy...
 * Captain Marvel: I see... And how do we go about doing that?
 * Pharoah: By completing two... No. Let's say three trials. If you can meet the challenge of each trial, I shall grant you the nexus fragment!
 * Captain Marvel: Alright, if that's the only way...
 * Pharoah: Wonderful! Let me know when you are ready to begin. Are you ready for the next trial? The first trial will be a test of speed! To complete this trial, you must pass through all the gates quickly enough to earn a gold medal... However! You may only use a particullar type of vessel to complete this trial. No flying allowed! Are you you up to the task? Excellent! You'll find the starting gate over there. Remember, only a gold stranded performance will be sufficient to clear the trial!
 * Thor: Do we have time for this?
 * Captain Marvel: C'mon, it might be fun... Sure it's not ideal but if it gets us the fragment, let's just swallow the our pride and jump through this guy's hoops.
 * Pharoah: A tremendous display of speed! Well done! That concludes the first trial. I shall let you catch your breath before commencing with the second... In the meantime, please take this as a reward for your achievement thus far. Your second trial will be a test of strength! The nexus fragment is a source of great power... Only those with the might to control it maybe trusted with it! Also, I really do love a good bit of gladational battling. Test your mettle against the foes I summon forth and prove your worth! Then let the battle begin! Just remember, the great nation of ancient Egypt accepts no responsibility for any injuries sustained during the trial.
 * Captain Marvel: Now this is the sort of trial I can get on board with!
 * Thor: If our might is in question, I would gladly demonstrate it!
 * Pharoah: I like your gusto!
 * Captain Marvel: Well, I'm glad he's enjoying himself...
 * Thor: If the final trial is the simple, the nexus fragment shall be ours before you can say "I liked you better with long hair!"
 * Pharoah: Excellent! An admirable display of strength! You have cleared the second of my trials... Though do not fast on your Laurels, for the third and final trial still remains! The final trial awaits you inside when you have inside the tomb. When you have bolstered yourself, worthy of the nexus fragment!
 * Captain Marvel: Nearly there! Just one more trial and that nexus fragment is in the bag!
 * Thor: Ha! Perhaps the final trial will pose more of a challenge?
 * J. Jonah Jameson: This is the only news that matters, as it maybe the only news left in Manhattan! Kang!! I have it on good authority that Thor is taking the hunt for nexus fragments to the ancient Egypt area of Chronopolis. The Pharoah there has no love for Kang it seems and is allowing our heroes access to the tomb and the fragment inside. For those for you've been lying under a rock in the Old West, these fragments of the nexus when combined will be able to help in the battle against Kang. This Pharoah fella seems like a stand up guy. I'm a very good judge character and I think the heroes will have no trouble completing their mission...
 * Captain Marvel: Wait...
 * Captain America: You guys too?
 * Doctor Strange: I'm afraid you have wandered into the same trap as us.
 * Horus: I, Horus, entered the pyramid to investigate a violation of its tomb, but I can get no further.
 * Thor: Nice hat.
 * Doctor Strange: There's no way down to the lower levels.
 * Hulk: Hulk not give up! Hulk gets us to lower levels!
 * Captain America: Hulk, noooo! Everyone okay?
 * Doctor Strange: In here, Captain.
 * Thor: Aye.
 * Horus: I live.
 * Captain Marvel: Roger that.
 * Captain America: We'll have to find our way separately! Let's find that shard!
 * Horus: Thank you for your assistance, Avengers. Perhaps with your help, it might be possible to escape from the cursed tomb.
 * Captain Marvel: Hey, don't worry about it... Do we know each other?
 * Doctor Strange: This is Horus. He's... kind of a big deal in the real reality he's from.
 * Horus: The Doctor told me of your fight against Kang. I'm more than willing to help.
 * Captain Marvel: Glad to have you on the team, Horus.
 * Thor: Those symbols on the wall... Think they could be our way out of here?
 * Horus: Yes. I believe so.
 * Doctor Strange: My magic is limited in this place but I believe I may be able to assist.
 * Captain Marvel: Another wall? We're still trapped?
 * Doctor Strange: Perhaps not. This wall is different. I believe my magic will work here.
 * Captain Marvel: Nice going, Doc. Let's move. Hmph! Now where do we go?
 * Captain America: Carol? Is that you?
 * Captain Marvel: Steve! We can't go any further. You guys see a switch or something on your side?
 * Captain America: Maybe. Hold on a second. Seems someone's been here before... And wanted to leave in a hurry.
 * Hulk: Hulk not like this place!
 * Captain America: I'm with you, big guy. Let's look around. Huh. This should help us dig up some clues. Whoah... That was a little louder than I was expecting. Must be the echo in here. That do anything?
 * Captain Marvel: Yeah, it did. Thanks.
 * Captain America: That did it. Looks like the things you guys do your side affect us.
 * Horus: I believe you are correct but be careful. There are traps everywhere.
 * Captain America: You don't say! Look out for that quicksand, Doctor Banner.
 * Hulk: Doctor...?
 * Captain America: Oh, uh, Hulk. I meant "Hulk".
 * Captain Marvel: Hey! Good to see you guys again.
 * Captain America: You too. Now let's get out of here!
 * Pharoah: Well done! Very well done indeed. Now... For the final test...
 * Captain America: Final... But we...
 * Pharoah: When this shard is removed... ...The change of energy will awaken its cadaverous occupant. Who, are after aeons of captivity. Will exact vengeance on the first poor soul he sees. And, my dear companions. I have no mention of it...
 * Loki: Being me.
 * Thor: Loki! Thou shalt pay for this!
 * Loki: On the contrary, dear brother, it is you will pay for me.
 * Hulk: Hulk Stuck!
 * Captain America: Don't struggle, that's quicksand.
 * Captain Marvel: I've got this! You guys deal with that!
 * Horus: The Living Mummy rises!
 * Living Mummy: Grr...Argh! Gah! Urgh...!!! Grrr...!!! Now you will taste my power!
 * Captain America: Time for taste of your own medicine!
 * Thor: Medicine...? This follow is of ill-health...? That would explain the bandages.
 * Living Mummy: Oooooaaaaarrgh!
 * Captain America: This might be our chance! Get ready!
 * Living Mummy: Nnnno! No! Raagh... You... Are not... Welcome here!
 * Thor: You'd hope the first words he'd utter would be more pleasant.
 * Doctor Strange: Even as sorcerer supreme, it appears there are still a great many skills for me to learn.
 * Living Mummy: Wh-whaaat?!! Yooou... Fools! I am awoken and this is how to treat me?!
 * Doctor Strange: He's starting to return to his former self!
 * Thor: Then we maybe be able to reach with him.
 * Captain America: I don't think so. Especially if he destroys us first!
 * Living Mummy: Got you!
 * Captain America: Thor, now!
 * Hulk: Night-night, Mummy!
 * Doctor Strange: Hulk, nooooooo! Quickly, everyone, through here...
 * Loki: But, how?
 * Hulk: Hulk Smash.
 * Horus: Now, deceiver, you will put right all that you have defiled.
 * Loki: You insolent fools, this is not the last you've seen the of Loki, I will... I'm moving, I'm moving... Aaaaarrrggghh, stop hitting me!
 * Kang: Finally I have found opponents worthy of Kang! My retaliatory strike.
 * Ravonna: Oh, Kang, Kangest of Kang... May a negotiated, peaceful settlement still be possible...
 * Kang: I am Kang the Conqueror! Conquering is that I do! And I intend to do it...
 * Cosmo: Cosmo has assembled manifest for Avenging Guardians.
 * Wasp: Sorry, Cosmo, you're breaking up... That's odd...
 * Giant-Man: Interesting reading... It looks like there's huge emp potential on board.
 * Star-Lord: 'Emp?
 * Tony Stark: Electromagnetic Pulse. Set that baby off, we bring down the Citadel's shields.
 * Cosmo: And Cosmo finally get to meet the pretty lady!
 * Tony Stark: We've contacted analysis on the nexus shards.
 * Giant-Man: We can amalgamate the fragments, but knowhere will end up creating a massive energy footprint. And wipe out the mansion.
 * Tony Stark: The answer's simple. We create a channeling device to raise the footprint high above the mansion.
 * Giant-Man: And then we'll need Strange's help to create the portal to allow through.
 * Captain America: Sounds like we need to prep up.
 * Cosmo: What could possibly go wrong?
 * Tony Stark: So Hank... We all good to go for our new science project?
 * Giant-Man: Yup, I've taken everything up to the roof... We,, with a little help from the Hulk. Now we just need to put it all together.
 * Wasp: Be careful up there, you two. The last thing we need is someone falling off the roof and ending up in a cast again...
 * Giant-Man: Bet you're glad to be back in action, huh, Tony?
 * Tony Stark: Yeah, there's only so many sudoku puzzles a guy can do before he goes crazy. Now let's build some stuff! I only put this thing together an hour ago! How did it break, already?
 * Giant-Man: Oh, yeah... You know when I said I got Hulk to help me carry the stuff up here...?
 * Tony Stark: (Sighs) Say no more...
 * Giant-Man: See? The damage wasn't so bad. Fixed in no time!
 * Tony Stark: Alright, now for the rest of it...
 * Giant-Man: There! Perfect condition! Rats...
 * Tony Stark: Hope you remember how to put that thing together!
 * Giant-Man: Wait, that's not right. There's a piece missing!
 * Tony Stark: Well, it can't ave gone far...
 * Giant-Man: It's okay! I found the missing piece!
 * Tony Stark: Phew! How embarrassing would it have been Kang wiped us all out while we were digging down our sofa cushions for bits of lost machinery?
 * Tony Stark: Okay, one energy regulator, back on one piece. Panic over! Your missing piece is down here.
 * Giant-Man: Well, that's a relief! I didn't feel up to rebuilding one of those from scratch... Don't suppose you remember which crates have the pieces we actually we need? We kinda just brought everything up.
 * Tony Stark: No idea. Just smash 'em all. I'm sure the janitor will sweep up what we don't use.
 * Giant-Man: Okay, that's the control panel sorted.
 * Tony Stark: And voila! Not too shabby, if I do say so myself.
 * Giant-Man: Yup, this should do the job nicely.
 * Doctor Strange: Everything up and running? Then I'm ready to begin whenever you are. Just say the word.
 * J. Jonah Jameson: Strap yourselves in for a news update so big, so enormous, the only word to describe it is "planet sized"! Okay, so that's two words, so sue me! Finally, the heroes have done *something* right for once and have re-assembled the shattered fragments of the nexus to open a portal in time and space. Why?', 'why' you ask? What have you been? 'Livin' in Lemuria? The Avengers are co are bringing the moon sized knowhere here, that's why! They'd have done it a lot sooner if they'd have benched Spider-Man and his grandstanding! Hank Pym, with his supersized brain, thinks there's gotta be assets on board capable of bringing down the shield protecting Kang's citadel. Just drop the thing on it I say! Wait, but if they mess this up that giant space skull thing could flatten half of this city!
 * Rocket Raccoon: So, we gonna push the switch or what?
 * Tony Stark: There's, uh, a lot of interference...
 * Star-Lord: Hey, Rocket... You remember knowhere having a mustache?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Ehh... Not to the best of my knowledge, no...
 * Tony Stark: Ego... the Living Planet...?
 * Ego: Who summons me through time and space across the galaxies?!
 * Rocket Raccoon: Erm... Not guily, Mac.
 * Star-Lord: Yes, it was, you flipped the switch...
 * Captain America: I'm guessing we should have checked the calculations?
 * Giant-Man: The calculations were perfect...
 * Wasp: I've just received a message! We shouldn't activate the device! Kang knows what we're planning!
 * Tony Stark: What's the source?
 * Wasp: I've no idea... It was a woman's voice...
 * Rocket Raccoon: You wanna ask whoever are is what we should do if we have activated it?!
 * Ego: Kang! He shall pay for his insolence... Once you have paid for your incompetence!
 * Tony Stark: Erm... Slight adjustments needed... Wasp, we're gonna need some help with this! First, you need to activate and establish a satellite link. The dish is all set up. You just need to point it in the right direction!
 * Spider-Man 2099: Easier said than done with Kang throwing he's got at us!
 * Tony Stark: Well, get your big boy pants on and get to it!
 * Spider-Man 2099: Oh, I got this! We have stuff like this all over the future...
 * Wasp: Hmm... Think *I'll* be able to make use of this. That's it! The links established! Now what?
 * Tony Stark: Okay, now you just need to align the, satellite network to each other so it creates a resonance feedback wave at the right frequency for us to focus into.
 * Spider-Man 2099: So, point them at each other?
 * Tony Stark: Well, yeah but you don't have to over-simply it. I mean, no one likes a smarty pants show off.
 * Spider-Man 2099: These guys don't stay down without a fight do they?
 * Wasp: Wouldn't be as much fun if they did!
 * Spider-Man 2099: Wait. How'd that even happened?
 * Wasp: Okay, Tony, they're linked. You should be good to go!
 * Tony Stark: Great. Now we need to... Wait, what? Where did the power go? We've lost power, Team 2! We'll need you to get it back up again.
 * Thor: Of course. However, the scoundrels have destroyed most of the equipment!
 * Tony Stark: Oh, how very "bad-guy" of them. All we need is to feed energy into the converted. There's gotta be a way.
 * Captain America: Alright, team. Look around for a way to restore the power.
 * White Tiger: Sure thing, Cap. Let's do this!
 * Captain America: It appears to be working. Tony, couldn't Thor just zap some power into it?
 * Tony Stark: Fraid not. The converter needs a steady input of power. A huge spike will overload it and then we're back to candles and rocks for hammers like in your day...
 * Captain America: I'm not that old, Tony...
 * Thor: Hmm... I suppose there are aspects to living amongst mortals that I still fail to grasp. Ah, good. We appear to have resupplied the power!
 * Tony Stark: You rebuilt both of the quantum energy generators?
 * Captain America: In... a manner of speaking.
 * Doctor Strange: As soon as I start, Kang will send everything he has at us. I need to maintain total concentration so please keep them away from me as long as you can!
 * Tony Stark: If you get overwhelmed, there's a panel over there that you can use to call in a strike from one of our quinjets. Get ready, here they come!
 * Tony Stark: You're doing great, guys! Keep it up!
 * Ego: Kang! I shall remember this impertinence! You shall pay!
 * Cosmo: Aoooooooo!
 * Wasp: Yeah! Woohooooo!
 * Rocket Raccoon: What was wrong with flipping the switch, huh?
 * Captain America: Yes! Way to go!
 * Doctor Strange: I think I might need a break...
 * Giant-Man: I knew those coordinates would work!
 * Tony Stark: ...Perfectly.
 * Wasp: I'll attempt contact with Nova Corps, tell them to be ready when the citadel shield drops.
 * Giant-Man: If the shield troops.
 * Gamora: This is it, people, time to give Kang his fight!
 * Ms. Marvel: You are, like, the cutest thing ever Could I maybe, write you in my fanfic?
 * Groot Small: I am Groot!
 * Ms. Marvel: I'm going to take that as a 'yes. Thanks!
 * Star-Lord: You were saying?
 * Rocket Raccoon: Cosmo has diverted most of knowhere most of knowhere's primary energy through a series of sub relay stations. When you get up there, reinstate the main singularity cell. The resulting faraday effect will create a distortion field via the quantum emitter. Any questions? Argh, you know what. Just leave it to Stark.
 * Spider-Man: Where's Tony? Are we prepped? I can't wait to meet a talking dog.
 * Iron Man: Okay, guys, you both ready?
 * Spider-Man: Nice suit!
 * Iron Man: Thanks, I modified the main... 'Pfdah'.
 * Hulk: Sorry, Shiny Man, Hulk in rush.
 * Star-Lord: You okay?
 * Iron Man: Owwwww. Let's just go prime the giant skull in the sky and face the cataclysmal forces of Kang outside.
 * Star-Lord: Yeesh. That thing's a lot uglier than I remember...
 * Iron Man: Well, it's a big floating skull. It was never gonna be winning any beauty pageants.
 * Spider-Man: Hurry up, you guys! I wanna meet the talking dog!
 * Cosmo: Please to be hurrying to Cosmo so that show can be placed on the road!
 * Kang: I've noticed a number of people complaining that the roads in Chronopolis are a bit of mess, yet no one seems to mention all the centuries-old pyramids I brought over in one piece just saying...
 * Cosmo: Welcome, Comrades. Space-time continuum has been uh... Bumpy ride. Critical equipment for operation slightly damaged on journey. Please to be excusing mess.
 * Star-Lord: "Slightly"? I'd hate to see "Severly"...
 * Spider-Man: Talking dog! This has made this whole Kang thing totallt worth it.
 * Cosmo: Da, this is it. Way Cosmo sees, if nothing bad happening from rubble not needed in first place.
 * Star-Lord: Yeah... Wait, what?
 * Spider-Man: Hey, I'm not just amazing or spectacular... I'm pretty useful too! That's what you keep in your emergency supplies box?
 * Cosmo: Comrade Quil is frequent visitor to nowhere. Best to being prepared for his visits.
 * Star-Lord: Hey... I'm right here.
 * Cosmo: Looks like equipment could be doing with tune-up...
 * Iron Man: Hint hint, right? How did you get this far when you can't even fix up your own equipment?
 * Cosmo: Mostly through the tail-waggings and tongue-lollings at gullible super-persons. Now we are cooking with the gas! Cosmo will press "go" button once comrades are prepared!
 * J. Jonah Jameson: I've got good news for you! The plan to bring in knowhere from, who knows where, was successful. Admittedly, Kang got wind of the plan at the last minute and tried to send a different shaped planet through the portal, but that didn't deter the heroes. Ahem. Despite certain nayslayers around here, the good guys have found there *was* a use for nowhere. Finally we can get rid of this bozo! This couldn't be it... I can't believe I'm saying this, after all the mistakes they've made but... Good luck, Heroes! Yeah, even Spider-Man.
 * Kang: Warfare on this scale fills one with such a thrill of the series, wouldn't you agree, Ravonna? Ah no matter, she couldn't possibly comprehend the delicate intricacies of my master plan. As fot the 'heroes'. Let them come.
 * Iron Man: Thanks, Captain Marvel. We're good to go.
 * Cosmo: Cosmo fire the emp?
 * Iron Man: Now! Okay, shields are down, Carol!
 * Captain Marvel: Nova Squadron, light it up! Kang's ship! It just wiped out the whole Nova Squadron! Tony?!
 * Iron Man: Yeah, we saw everything. Kang must have teleported it from outside of Chronopolis. I'm taking my team to intercept now.
 * Gamora: Okay, Quill, we're coming up fast. Get ready to jump!
 * Star-Lord: So where's the entrance?
 * Iron Man: We make one!
 * Spider-Man: Alright, guys. We're in. Let's head to the main bridge.
 * Star-Lord: Got it.
 * Kang: What have we here? Some "Avengers" trying to stop my inevitable triumph? How utterly amusing!
 * Star-Lord: Can't have a world-ending crisis without a few laughs, huh?
 * Kang: Hmph! We'll see how "funny" it is when I'm through with you! Ooh... Having a little problem with the door, are we? Ha! How pathetic!
 * Star-Lord: Okay, now where are we?
 * Spider-Man: And what's that Kang Robot doing with that generator?
 * Iron Man: Sorta looks like he's drawing energy from it. That's a neat trick.
 * Star-Lord: That monorail tube is our ticket to the bridge but we'll need to get past our glowing friends it we wanna use it.
 * Kang: Still here, are you? My apologies, I was attending to something else but I suppose I *should* destroy you all so... Hmm. Get them!
 * Spider-Man: Don't you love it when people make time for each other?
 * Iron Man: Yeah, Kang might act all all mean and tough but deep down... He's just the worst. Well, either the situlation's getting worse, or *I* am... I choos to believe the former.
 * Star-Lord: This looks promising. Maybe we can hack into "Mister Blue Guy's" systems from here! Yes! Their shields are down! Let's go get 'em!
 * Iron Man: Welll this is good as done. Sorry, did that sound like bragging? Good.
 * Spider-Man: Yeah! Now we're in business!
 * Iron Man: Nice work, Web-Head.
 * Star-Lord: All aboard! People still say that on Earth, right?
 * Spider-Man: So, Tony, I bet you wish you had Thor or Hulk along for the ride?
 * Iron Man: Hey, the last thing I need a raging Hulk right now I need your spider-senses and Star-Lord's...
 * Kang: ...Oh, bravo, bravo... I applaud your tactics were audacious.
 * Iron Man: Now! Hologram?!
 * Spider-Man: Well if we can't hurt him, he can't hurt us.
 * Kang: No, but I can plummet this ship into the ground. Now you must excuse me I will leave you a parting gift meet Korvac. If he crash obliterate you, he surely will. Mwahahahaha.
 * Star-Lord: Not good! Korvac is one with the power cosmic. He's pretty much a God.
 * Iron Man: Okay, now, I wish had a Hulk.
 * Korvac: You loathsome beings! I'm going to enjoy my role in your imminent demise! Taste my unlimited power! You're only delaying your dismal fate!
 * Star-Lord: I don't rush anyone but how much sky do you think we've got left?!
 * Spider-Man: He's almost beaten