The Lego Movie Videogame


 * Vitruvius: He's coming... Cover your butt.
 * Druid: Cover the what?  [Lord Business busts in and does an evil laugh]
 * Lord Business: Ahahahahah! Vitruvius!
 * Vitruvius: Lord Business...
 * Lord Business: You've hidden the Kragle, well old man.
 * Vitruvius: We have to stop him from getting the Kragle!
 * Lord Business: Pff! Good luck! I've got like dozens of robots!
 * Vitruvius: Destroy them!
 * Shakespeare: Goodness, this is all very dramatic, isn't it? If we survive this onslaught, I shall turn this day's events into a very fine play!
 * Lord Business: Well, if robots won't work then I've got another idea... Deploy the pointed laser!
 * Vitruvius: Keep out of the way of the beam! Jump over it if you have to!
 * Lord Business: Aim at them, you fools! Can you do anything right?! What are you doing?! When we get back from the office I am going to have some pretty bad things to put on all your performance evaluations. What's that you're building? That doesn't look like an approved building set...
 * Vitruvius: I can't jump high enough! Quickly! Jump onto the launch button! Launch the rocket!
 * Lord Business: Whoa! Ha! You missed me! You guys are the worst! Well if, robots and lasers can't destroy you then I'll try... Lots more robots!
 * Shakespeare: Oh. What bold and original thinking. If I had authored his plan, I'd have sent a flock of harpies to rend us apart.
 * Cleopetra: Don't give him ideas!
 * Shakespeare: Yes. I shall make to use harpies when recounting this tale.
 * Lord Business: You robots are useless! You're meant to be destroying them! Why do I ever pay you?
 * Robot 1: You don't pay us.
 * Lord Business: Who's said that?! Whoever said that, I will punch you into the lava! Okay, you're gonna try the laser again. And this time - guys? I don't want to disappoint me. I want to see them cut in half, you understand? I will also accept cutting their heads off. What are you doing? Don't aim it there! What are you sabotaging me? Another rocket, Vitruvius? Are you gonna miss me with that one as well? You missed again! I didn't even flinch that time.
 * Vitruvius: Leave this to me!
 * Lord Business: Look at me, Vitruvius! I'm quaking in my massive powerful boots. Except I'm not. I'm actually being sarcastic. Because I am completely unconcerned by you. Just give up, Vitruvius!
 * Vitruvius: Never! I've got you just where I want you, Lord Business! My eyes!
 * Lord Business: The Kragle... The most powerful super weapon, is mine. Waaa THE KRAGLE! Waahahahaha! Now my evil power will be unlimited. Can you feel me?
 * Robot: I can feel you...
 * Lord Business: Whoo! Nothing's gonna stop me now.
 * Vitruvius: Wait. There was a prophecy...
 * Lord Business: Oh... Now there's a prophecy!
 * Vitruvius: About the Piece of Resistance...
 * Lord Business: Oh, yes, the supposed missing Piece of Resistance that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle. Give me a break!
 * [Vitruvius rises and turns to face Lord Business, suddenly his eyes shine brightly]
 * Vitruvius: One day a talented lass or fellow, a Special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground. And with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times. All this is true, because it rhymes. Aaaarrrgggghhhh!
 * Lord Business: Oh, well. That was a great inspiring legend that you made up. [suddenly he kicks Vitruvius with his giant robot leg off the edge of the cliff] The Special one? What a bunch of hippy dippy baloney.
 * Emmet Brickowoski: (Yawns) Good morning, apartment! Good morning, doorway! Good morning, wall. Good morning, ceiling. Good morning, floor! Ready to start the day! [he grabs a book from a shelf] Ah, here it is. [reading from the manual] The instructions to fit in, have everybody like you, and always be happy! Step one; breath. [Emmet inhales and exhales deeply] Okay, got that one down. Step two; greet today's smile and say... [we see all the Lego citizens opening their window and yelling]
 * City Citizens: Good morning City! Ah, good morning City! Good Morning City! Top of the Morning to you City! Ah good morning City how are you doin'?
 * Gail: Hey, c'mon! We gotta get to work!
 * Ziggy: Aw man, I forgot my drill again!
 * Clyde: Where'd you leave it this time?
 * Ziggy: Uh... I'd wanna' say it's somewhere... Yeah. It's definitely somewhere.
 * Clyde: Ugh. I knew I shoulda' brought mine...
 * Construction Worker: Did you see "Where are my Pants?" last night? [everyone replies at the same time] Classic episode.
 * Foreman: Instructions coming in from central. Okay, it says here that anything that's weird then blow it up. [the workers start blowing up the buildings] Alright, everyone, let's make it look exactly like it does in the instruction.
 * Foreman Bob: Hey, you two - it's almost home time and you still haven't built the porch for this house! Go grab the assembly instructions from the delivery tube!
 * Sleepy Pete: The delivery tube's busted. I hope you've got a wrench with you.
 * Emmet: I do! Excellent! - instructions! Now we have purpose!
 * Foreman Bob: Alright, now get that porch built! Now that is one porchy porch - not a brick outta place! Okay, you guys are needed over on the other side of the site- I'll give you a lift!
 * Emmet: Whoa!
 * Foreman Gus: hey-hey, about time! So nice of you to grace us with your presenceI need you pair to do some De -construction - so grab a drill from the equipment shed. Right, that old road surface needs tearing up. An' that pink house over there is all kindsa' crazy. It doesn't fit in. Jus drill out those walls and the whole shebang'll collapse. Don't forget to smash up the garden, too! It's, uh... all 'wacky'. Eurgh. Remember - you gotta get rid of that garden. Hey-hey, good work! Next, I'm gonna need you to knock down that apartment block alright? But those drills, ah, they ain't up to the job. So instead, how zabout you go find some instructions to build a wrecking ball, huh?
 * Gail: Hey, have you got the plans for building for a wrecking ball?
 * Maccaulay: Yeah, I think so. Well, someone. I can't check until we get that instruction machine working. Any chance you could help with that?
 * Clyde: Is anyone gonna' unload this truck? I'm in a schedule here, ya' know!
 * Francis: Yeah, keep it moving! All the way! Alright, you're there!
 * Stanley: Hey! I think it just moved! Did someone do something? If you did, do it some more!
 * Ziggy: That's it! Back it up! Great!
 * Stanley: Yes! It's working!
 * Maccaulay: Oh hey! Those wrecking ball instructions were in my block pocket! I am getting forgetful... It looks like that's only half of them. I musta' left the rest on top of the building. I'm sure someone up there picked 'em up.
 * Sleepy Pete: Whoa! How long have I been sleeping?! Oh, man, I'm late for my coffee break!
 * Gail: We'll need to reverse that conveyor belt if you want to get up to the roof. So... You got any idea how to get to the switch? Yeah! We did it!
 * Burt: Hey! can you tell those guys their break was over ten minutes ago? And also tell them I don't appreciate being locked out of the coffee cabin!
 * Emmet: Hello? Your break's over! They're ignoring me.
 * Burt: Then find another way to get them out of there!
 * Emmet: Hey listen, you haven't seen the instructions for a wrecking ball arouund here, have you?
 * Burt: Yeah, yeah - I did! You get those lazy clowns out of that cabin and they're yours.
 * Gail: Woohoo! Everything is awesome!
 * Sleepy Pete: I love this song!
 * Curtis: The song is the best!
 * Francis: Yeah! Dance party!
 * Ziggy: Time to get down!
 * Trent: C'mon! Join the party!
 * Francis: You rock!
 * Burt: Fair's fair - here those instructions.
 * Foreman Gus: Alright! Build me a wrecking ball! Now take a big swing and knock down that eyesore! Yeah! And again! Nice! And just in time, too!
 * Barry: I'm going to the Sports Bar after work tonight. Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get crazy! [as the other constructions workers start leave together, Emmet is left behind and tries to get their attention]
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Chicken wings! I love chicken wings!
 * Wally: Yeah, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Croissant! I love croissant!
 * Randy: Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages!
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Giant sausages! No way! [nobody pays Emmet any attention as he tries to join them] You know what I love to do? Is share a meal with the special people in my life. Fred, Barry, Gail, me and you... [suddenly Emmet slams into a construction post, falls and a gust of wind blow his instruction manual out of his hand] Ah, no! Wait! Guys, wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there! [Emmet chases after his instruction manual as the wind continues to carry it off] Oh, where did it go? [he finds the manual lying on some Lego rubble] Oh, there you are. [as he retrieves the manual and turns to leave he hears something and stops] I think I heard a whoosh. [Emmet goes to find the sources of the noise] [we see a hooded figure holding a device that is searching for a relic, just as they relic is detected Emmet notices the hooded figure] Hey, pal, I hate to tell you this, but uh...I don't think you're supposed to be here. Yeah, as the rule specifically states; works light closes at six, it's a hard hat area only. [looking at the hooded figure's outfit] That's not official safety orange. [Emmet reads from his manual] If you see anything weird, report it immediately. [he grabs his phone] Well, I guess I'm gonna have to report yyyyyyyyyy... [in that moment the hooded figure removes its hood to reveal a beautiful woman, Emmet suddenly gets is frozen on the spot by her beauty, the girl gets fed up and makes a run for it] Where are you going? Miss, I didn't mean to scare you! I'm so...aaahhh! [as he starts going after her he trips and falls down a big hole in the ground] Whooaaaaargh! Aaaargh! Aaargh... This hole is deeper than I thought it'd be. This is gonna' hurt! Ow! Whoa! No! No-no-no-no-no-no! Agh! Whoa! Not the ground again! Owww, owww. [Emmet gets up and starts walking over to the giant block, he becomes completely transfixed and steps over his instruction manual, he slowly extends his hand and touches the block and immediately gets a vision which includes Vitruvius reciting the Piece of Resistance prophecy]
 * Vitruvius: A Special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground... [Emmet then passes out] [as Emmet slowly wakes he hears someone's voice interrogating him]
 * Bad Cop: Wakey wakey. Come on wake up! Where are the Master Builders? How did you find the Piece of Resistance? Where are the others hiding? [Emmet starts to open his eyes]
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Good morning apartment....?
 * Bad Cop: Wake up! [suddenly an angry looking cop shines a light onto Emmet making him immediately awake] Where did you find the Piece of Resistance?
 * Bad Cop: The Piece of Resistance! [suddenly he knocks a chair aside in anger scaring Emmet, we see Emmet is being held in an interrogation room with his hands shackled to chair]
 * Emmet: I... I... Where am I? What's happening.
 * Bad Cop: "Ooh, what's happening?" -- Playing dumb Master Builder?
 * Emmet: No. I--
 * Bad Cop: Lair! [Bad Cop starts to kick and wrestle around with the chair in the room] [as Emmet watches Bad Cop continue to wrestle and kick the chair]
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Look, um...I watch a lot of cop shows on TV. Isn't there supposed to also be a...isn't there supposed to be a good cop? [Bad Cop throws a chair in Emmet's direction and Emmet quickly ducks]
 * Bad Cop: Oh, yes. But we're not done yet. [suddenly Bad Cop turns his face which changes to the cheerful Good Cop]
 * Good Cop: Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer. Would you like a glass of water? [he holds a cup of water towards Emmet]
 * Emmet: Yeah actually that sounds... [Emmet goes to reach for the cup when suddenly Good Cop changes his face to Bad Cop]
 * Bad Cop: Too bad. [he then knocks cup off the table] Security cameras picked up this. [he shows Emmet the footage on the TV monitor next to them] You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange piece.
 * Emmet Brickowoski: That's disgusting!
 * Bad Cop: Then why is it permanently stuck to your back? [suddenly we see the block is attached to Emmet's back]
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Aah! [Emmet moves his chair back in an attempt to get the block off his back] Get off me! Get it off me!! Ahh! It won't come off... It's chasing me!
 * Bad Cop: I can't break him. Take him to the melting chamber.
 * Wyldstyle: I'm here to rescue you, sir!
 * Emmet: Whoa!
 * Wyldstyle: Look out!
 * Emmet: Argh!
 * Wyldstyle: We've got to deal with these robots!
 * Emmet: Sure, oh yeah, oh yeah! I can do that... I hope! You're building without instructions?!
 * Wyldstyle: Ha, ha! Very funny, sir! Sir, we've got to knock out that missile launcher! This laser should be able to destroy it, sir!
 * Emmet: An instruction page! We should look for more for these!
 * Wyldstyle: Good idea, sir! We can find out without planning.
 * Emmet: Yes... That's exactly why I need them. There's a cracked support beam in here.
 * Wyldstyle: Can you drill through it, please?
 * Emmet: Should I really be doing it?
 * Wyldstyle: If you prefer, we could just wait for some more robots?
 * Emmet: I guess a bit of drilling can't hurt. Wow, you're really acrobatic. That's nice.
 * Wyldstyle: Uh, thank you, sir. I'll see if I can get into the room over there, sir.
 * Emmet: Wow! Are we gonna get in trouble for that?
 * Wyldstyle: The laser can cut through or destroy any gold LEGO bricks. Sir? I'm going to need your drilling expertise again.
 * Emmet: Uh, sure can you give me a hand getting up there, then?
 * Wyldstyle: Come on up, sir! Can you drill through the roof?
 * Emmet: Yeah. Although the last time I did that I was almost fired.
 * Robot: No!
 * Emmet: Did you say something?
 * Wyldstyle: Nope.
 * Emmet: Okay. I guess it was nothing. There's another instruction page behind that window! Alright, let's take a look at what these instructions are for.
 * Wyldstyle: A giant ladder?! Are you sure you built it right, sir?
 * Emmet: Yeah, I built it right!
 * Wyldstyle: Well, let's climb it anyway. The exit's up there. We'd better stay up here, sir.
 * Emmet: Yeah.
 * Wyldstyle: That's the exit there, sir. Can you deal with that robot, sir?Sir? I can't get over to the other side with that robot firing at me!
 * Emmet: Oh, uh - wait up! I need to fix junction box down here!
 * Wyldstyle: Watch out below, sir! Can you fix it?
 * Emmet: Sure! Aargh! Blergh!
 * Wyldstyle: Oh, sir, you're brilliant! We'll build a motorcycle out of the allyway!
 * Emmet: Funny story -- not my first time in a trash can.
 * Wyldstyle: I need this, this and this...
 * Emmet: Don't know what it is about my head size, they just stick to my head!
 * Wyldstyle: And one of them, some of these... I'll have that, and all of these.
 * Emmet: Whoa, hey, what?! How are you doing that?! Aargh! Robots! Shouldn't motorcycles have two wheels?
 * Wyldstyle: It's not finished, sir.
 * Emmet: Oh...!
 * Wyldstyle: Sir, can you drill out some more bricks for me?
 * Emmet: Well, it's kinda' breaking the rules, but okay!
 * Wyldstyle: That's it, sir! But I'll need some more bricks. Can you help me get up to that fire escape? Thank you, sir! Just... pull this down. Okay, that should be enough. Sir, you can drop the act with me, it's cool.
 * Emmet: That's not going to fit. That did fit. You got lucky on that one. Whoa-ho-ho! That's awesome!
 * Wyldstyle: Jump on!
 * Emmet: You've broken a lot of laws and a lot of things in the last minute- Daaaaaargh!
 * Wyldstyle: Let's go!
 * Emmet: Will you please tell me what is happening?
 * Wyldstyle: I'm rescuing you, sir. You're the one the prophecy spoke of. You're the special.
 * Emmet: Me?
 * Wyldstyle: You found the Piece of Resistance and the prophecy states that you are the most important, most talented, most interesting and most extraordinary person in the universe. That's you, right?
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Uh... Yeah. That's sounds like me.
 * Wyldstyle: Great. You drive.
 * Emmet Brickowoski: What?! [suddenly she jumps up to knock down the helicopter above them] Whoargh! Aaargh! How do I steer?! Keep it together, Emmet! Keep it together~
 * Wyldstyle: Sir, can you do something about that van firing at us?
 * 'Emmet: Uh... I'll try! Hey! The bike's shooting lasers! Should it be doing tghat?
 * Wyldstyle: That's it, sir! Keep firing!
 * Emmet: Hey! I did it!
 * 'Wyldstyle: Sir, there's another one! I need to get closer to those vehicles in front of us, sir.
 * Emmet: Uh... Okay, let me try something. I am going to lose my driving liecence over this... Hey! What?! Wow! What are you doing?!
 * Cab Driver: Hey! This isn't meant to be a convertible!
 * Emmet: If you fall off, I'll try to not run you over!
 * Wyldstyle: Sir, I need you to shoot the value on the back of this truck!
 * Emmet: You want me to shoot lasers into a fuel tanker that you're holding onto?!
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa!
 * Emmet: Hey! Wait up!
 * Wyldstyle: You might want to keep back, this thing's about to blow!
 * Emmet: Should you still be holding onto the side of it, then?
 * Wyldstyle: Aim for the back of that tow truck, sir! Sir, watch out! They've blocked the road up ahead!
 * Emmet: Wuh-oh! Whoaaa!
 * Wyldstyle: It's alright, sir - I'm safe!
 * Emmet: That's great! Am I?
 * Wyldstyle: Pick on something your own size! Sir, you need to shoot those rockets out of the air before they hit you!
 * Emmet: Thank you!
 * Wyldstyle: I can see something in that book of that truck - sir, shoot the back door for me, will you?
 * Emmet: Wow, that hunch really paid off, didn't it?
 * Wyldstyle: Sir, I can't make that jump.
 * Emmet: Whoa. That very nearly swooshed me.
 * Wyldstyle: That was perfect, sir!
 * Emmet: Yeah. It was exactly how I planned it.
 * Wyldstyle: Sir, I have the plan. We need to make a ramp to get over those swat vans. So you need to destroy all the cars on that transport! When I tell you to, you'll need to floor it, sir.
 * Emmet: Uh, this bike has a throttle, not a accelerator. Will that be a problem?
 * Wyldstyle: Very funny, sir! Ok -- go!
 * Emmet: Hurry!
 * Wyldstyle: I'm going as fast as I can! Head for the tunnel.
 * Emmet: Ah, these are the city limits!
 * Wyldstyle: Let's just head for the tunnel. [as they get nearer to the wall it suddenly opens up to reveal a secret tunnel]
 * Emmet Brickowoski: You want me to drive into that weird swirly hole? Are you insane?
 * Wyldstyle: Don't break! Go! Don't stop! Go, now!
 * Emmet Brickowoski: I can't do this! [suddenly Emmet goes to jump out but Wyldstyle grabs him and pulls him back] That is against the instruction!
 * Wyldstyle: Wait. What's your favorite restaurant
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Any chain restaurant.
 * Wyldstyle: Favorite TV show?
 * Emmet Brickowoski: "Where are my pants."
 * Wyldstyle: Favorite song?
 * Emmet Brickowoski: "Everything is Awesome!"
 * Wyldstyle: Oh, no!
 * Emmet: Ahhhhhh! [at that moment they enter the secret tunnel in the wall and it immediately closes up after them making the police cars chasing them and the helicopter crash into it]
 * Bad Cop: Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn! [he starts kicking a metal object in anger, one of the cops behind him starts running off, Bad Cop kicks the metal object and it lands on top of the cop that was running off]
 * Emmet: Woooargh! What's is going on?! Aaaaargh!
 * Wyldstyle: Just be quiet and follow me!
 * Emmet: Aaargh! Aargh! This is terrifying! Wurgh... That felt weird. Oof... Is there a less twisty-turny weird tunnel we can use? Urp... I think I'm gonna throw up.
 * Wyldstyle: Stop complaining!
 * Emmet: Sorry. Ow! Oof! Ow! This! Really! Hurts! AAAAAAH! [Emmet and Wyldstyle enter into a new Lego world, Emmet screams as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, Wyldstyle leaves him screaming] Wait. Where are we? [a sign comes up to announced this new Lego world as "The Old West"] This is so weir... [suddenly Wyldstyle walks over to him and hits him with a giant cactus] Ow!
 * Wyldstyle: You're not the Special! You lied to me!
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Well, I mean it depends...it really depends on...
 * Wyldstyle: You're not even a Master Builder, are you? [Wyldstyle turns and starts walking off and Emmet follows her]
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Uh...I mean I know what a Master Builder is, why don't you tell me what it is? That way I could see if you're right.
 * Wyldstyle: You ruined the prophecy.
 * Emmet Brickowoski: I'm sorry, okay? You just made being Special sound so good.
 * Wyldstyle: To think I was going to follow you to the end of the universe.
 * Emmet Brickowoski: You were? Well, here's the thing, how do we know for sure that I'm not the Special? We just don't know it yet. [just then Wyldstyle pulls Emmet behind a gravestone as she hears people in the distance]
 * Wyldstyle: Quiet! Evil robots! We have to get rid of them! Watch out! Dynamite! Try to get him to throw dynamite at the legs of the windpump!
 * Emmet: But he could get hurt! Right, yeah - that's the idea -ok. Hey! An instruction page! It looks like it's for a horse-drawn wagon.
 * Wyldstyle: The town will be crawling with more robots - we'll need disguises.
 * Emmet: Like clowns?
 * Wyldstyle: We're in the Old West, dummy.
 * Emmet: Oh... so rodeo clowns.
 * Wyldstyle: Ergh. I'll open this shed, you check inside.
 * Emmet: It's full of angry robots. What should I do?
 * Wyldstyle: You are just unbelievable.
 * Emmet: Thanks! The rest of instructions! Leave this to me!
 * Wyldstyle: Whatever.
 * Emmet: Yes! There are costumes in here!
 * Wyldstyle: Don't look! I'm changing!
 * Emmet: Wow... We've got proper wild-west six shooters! Pyow-pyow-pyow!
 * Wyldstyle: Oh, yeah, this seems like a safe idea.
 * Emmet: I wonder if I'm a crack shot? I should try shooting targets! Agh! More robots, Wyldstyle! I mean - uh... pardner?
 * Wyldstyle: We need to get that barrier up. Come on - we've got to find Vitruvius. And don't blow up our disguises again, Emmet.
 * Emmet: Sorry! I'll remember next time, I promise! From now on, I'm a authentic bandido. That's a thing, right? Hey, uh, listen, do you think you can explain to me like why I'm dressed like this and what those big words in the sky were all about and like where we are in time? [she huffs at him in frustration and her horse does the same]
 * Wyldstyle: Your home, Bricksburg, is one of many realms in the universe. There's also this one, Pirates Cove, Knights Club, Vikings Landing, Clown Town, a bunch of others we don't need to mention. All the people of the Universe were once free to travel and mingle, and build whatever they wanted! But President Business was confused by all the chaos, so he erected walls between the worlds and became obsessed with order and perfection, and he stole the mysterious secret super weapon called... [flashback to when Lord Business stole the Kragle from Vitruvius]
 * Lord Business: The Kragle!
 * Wyldstyle: And he hired Bad Cop to hunt down all the Master Builders, who were always changing everything. Those of us who remained, well we went into hiding, built tunnels to survive. And we searched for the Piece of Resistance, the only thing that can stop the Kragle.
 * Emmet Brickowoski: The Kragle, I know that. I mean, that cop, well he said something about the Kragle, President Business was going to use the Kragle to end the world in three days. I can't make any sense of it. [suddenly Wyldstyle realizes something]
 * Wyldstyle: Taco Tuesday! I knew that was suspicious. There's no time to lose, we must find Vitruvius and get to the Office Tower before it's too late! [she starts rushing off] [back to Emmet and Wyldstyle, who are dressed in their disguise about to enter into a saloon]
 * Wyldstyle: All you have to do is blend in and act like you belong here.
 * Emmet: Ah, perfect. [Emmet enters and starts jumping around doing a really bad cowboy accent] Well howdy! I'm a cowboy!!!
 * Wyldstyle: There he is! At the piano!
 * Emmet: How do we get to him?
 * Wyldstyle: I'll find a way!
 * Robot Cowboy 1: Hold it right there, strangers!
 * Wyldstyle: Oh, brother. Watch out! He's got a dynamite!
 * Emmet: And he's really clumsy!
 * Wyldstyle: Ok, I better find a different way to Vitruvius. Come on! Throw it at me! Thank you! And that's enough out of you. Get up here!
 * Emmet: Let's see what this does...
 * Wyldstyle: Perfect! Vitruvius.
 * Vitruvius: Who? I've never heard of that man, whom I am not. Who are you?
 * Wyldstyle: It's me.
 * Vitruvius: Meet me upstairs in ten seconds. These mechanical birds will get our message out. They will go to an internet cafe and email the remaining Master Builders who will meet us in the secret realm of Cloud Cuckoo Land. [he throws the birds out of the window]
 * Sheriff: Piano Man, open up! On three. One... [the deputy presses the fuse and the door blows open, they enter the room and we see Vitruvius, Emmet and Wyldstyle have escaped up through a hatch on the roof] [as they escape through the roof hatch]
 * Wyldstyle: I think we're in the clear.
 * Bad Cop: Freeze, turkeys! [they look down to see Bad Cop and his army of robots all assembled outside the saloon] All I want is the Piece of Resistance.
 * Wyldstyle: We would rather he died than give it to you!
 * Emmet Brickowoski: I...would not rather he died.
 * Bad Cop: Look everybody we can do this the easy way or we can do it...
 * Wyldstyle: Go, run!
 * Bad Cop: They took the hard way. Fire!
 * Wyldstyle: Vitruvius! Which way to Cloud Cuckoo Land?
 * Vitruvius: Head for the big bright thing in the sky.
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Do you mean the sun?
 * Vitruvius: Yeah, yeah. That's it.
 * Emmet: Great. An incredibly thin ledge - that looks safe.
 * Vitruvius: I can't see anything dangerous about it.
 * Emmet: You're can't see anything period - you're blind!
 * Vitruvius: Why is it so hot up here? Am I above a fire?
 * Emmet: No... it's just a *really* sunny day. Keep going!
 * Wyldstyle: Good news, you put out the fire. Bad news, you destroyed the ledge.
 * Emmet: Stand back, I'll use my drill. Hey, *I* how to follow instructions! Lemme build this! Thanks!
 * Vitruvius: I'll cross over the beam. It's not like it's very high off the ground.
 * Emmet: Uh, sure. Let's assume that's true. Leave this to me!
 * Wyldstyle: We have to find a way to destroy these ladders! Find something we can put it on! C'mon! We've almost finished them!
 * Emmet: Rocket! Get out of the way!
 * Wyldstyle: Whoa!
 * Vitruvius: I'm going to walk along this perfectly safe, extremely, sturdy ledge now.
 * Emmet: Okay, now he's just being sarcastic. He can actually see, can't he?
 * Vitruvius: Whoahey!
 * Wyldstyle: Watch out! More robots!
 * Sheriff Not-A-Robot: Put your hands up!
 * Wyldstyle: Vitruvius! Another flying robot! Emmet, start it up!
 * Sheriff Not-A-Robot: It'll take more than that to stop me. Oh, no.
 * Wyldstyle: C'mon! We need to get outta' here!
 * Emmet Brickowoski: I don't know what I'm doing. Aaahh!
 * Bad Cop: Goodbye. [Bad Cop aims and shoots his gun] Boom! [the trio's vehicle explodes into pieces and the trio land in a water tank] [as the trio fall to the ground Emmet and Vitruvius end up in a pig pen]
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Ah! I got pigs! I hate pigs!
 * Wyldstyle: Guy's quite playing around in the mud, I could use your help. [Emmet and Vitruvius follow Wyldstyle with the pigs chasing after them]
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Wyldstyle, we could really use your help! [as they nearly run into a robot Wyldstyle manages to build another vehicle which uses the pigs to get them away in time]
 * Vitruvius: We have to stop Lord Business's robots catching us.
 * Emmet: Can I use that box of dynamite?
 * Wyldstyle: No!
 * Emmet: I'll take that as 'maybe laster'.
 * Wyldstyle: Here they come!
 * Vitruvius: I hope that was a robot... I think I got one!
 * Emmet: Woohoo! Did you see that?! Swat vans! Hit them! Fast!
 * Vitruvius: I definitely blew up something...
 * Wyldstyle: Yeah! They've got reinforcements! Swat cans! You gotta take 'em out fast!
 * Emmet: Take that! Yes!
 * Wyldstyle: That musta' hurt!
 * Vitruvius: Did I get one? I heard something explode.
 * Emmet: Yeah!
 * Wydstyle: Alright!
 * Emmet: Wow!
 * Vitruvius: No the wheel!
 * Wyldstyle: I can't... Control it... Much longer!
 * Vitruvius: Emmet, we need to attach the wheel to something that spins around.
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Um...
 * Vitruvius: We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. [Emmet head starts spinning as Vitruvius's voice keeps echoing in his head] We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around...something that spins around....spins around... spins around... [suddenly Emmet gets an idea, he pops off his hair and attaches the wheel to the top of his head and makes his way down the side of the vehicle]
 * Wyldstyle: Emmet, where are you going? [Emmet positions where the wheel would go which should help Wyldstyle steer the vehicle] Oh, this better work! [just as they reach the edge of the cliff Wyldstyle manages to turn and avoid going down, but the robots go over the edge and explode as they hit the ground]
 * Vitruvius: Well done, Emmet!
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Hey, I did it!
 * Wyldstyle: Wow, you actually did it. [suddenly they hear they train] Train! [their vehicle crashes into it making the trio jump up into the air, which makes Emmet get his hair attached back and then they all land on top of the train]
 * Emmet: We're alive! And we got away!
 * Vitruvius: We're not out of danger yet, Emmet!
 * Emmet: Because we're don't have valid train tickets?
 * Wyldstyle: Robots! They've found us!
 * Vitruvius: Can you repair the connector, Emmet?
 * Emmet: Yeah! Uh, Vitruvius?
 * Vitruvius: I know, I know. Throw my staff at the robot. Didn't either of you think to bring a magical staff with you?