LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League: Mi Amore Hofferson

BATMAN: Gotham City, my city. Long ago I began my one-man crusade to protect her from crime and injustice and then along came Robin. Together we were a dynamic duo of justice defending Gotham from villainous rogues until young Robin grew up. He took the name Nightwing and set out to fight crime on his own in Gotham. But that wasn't the end of Robin's story. A new Robin would soon join our ranks, strengthening our team and extending the reach - of our protective cloak of justice - (ALL GRUNTING) over every dark corner of our beloved Gotham City. - (CLEARS THROAT) - Eh? Oh. (CHUCKLING SHEEPISHLY) (MYSTERY INCORPORATED SCREAMING) Ninja, go! HICCUP: This changes Everything. (DAGUR GIGGLING) Eskimo. Butterfly. Beard Tickles. (FISHLEGS SQUEALING) You are the Dagur in my heart and the king of my kingdom. And you are my Queen Mala-poo. Poopy, poop-- (GRUNTS) (GIGGLING) Uh... Hiccup? They did seem to get along after the whole saving - Superman, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern thing but... ugh. If Batman were here, he - would practically Bat-Barf in Snotlout's Hut. SNOTLOUT: I heard that. BOTH: Shut up, Snotlout! Hey, no one steals my catchphrase. (HOOKFANG LAUGHING) What are you looking at? No laughing. Oh, Thor he is more annoying than the Flash. I kinda feel bad for the Flash though. Why Astrid? Is it because Barf and Belch nearly - killed him by blowing him up? (ASTRID SIGHS) That was four years ago, Hiccup. Remember when he was attacked by Slitherwings at the Edge? (FLASH PANTING) Batman! Oh, right. Marriage? Wait, when? How? Let me set the scene, Fishy. One day, I was sitting pondering this one little spot of - fat that I just can't seem to get rid of no matter how many crunches I do. Then it just... It hit me, Fishy. Or more specifically, I hit him. Ah, it was love at first fight. Hit me again. Oh, no, no. Go on, hit me again. Dagur. Hit me again. Hit me again. (SNOTLOUT GAGGING) MALA: Now's not the time. This sure can bring Fishlegs to tears. (TUFFNUT SOBBING) What's wrong with you? Why do you have to be so mean? What? Why? I didn't do anything. It's that T word. It makes Tuffnut open up like a water spout ever since he and Ruffnut were kids. What word? You mean... Don't say it. No. (TUFFNUT SOBBING AGAIN) Really? You dork. (HICCUP GROANING) Oh, come one! I didn't say anything. I think she was talking to my boyfriend Hiccup. Not you, Fishlegs. You leave Hiccup out of this! Hey. What do you say we talk about Throk's funny accent, bro? Would that make you feel better? Time out! Okay. Let me explain this to you guys. How did I fall in love with Hiccup? Simple. Four years ago, he and his dragon Toothless kidnapped and dumped me in a tree. When Hiccup wanted to show me the true secrets of dragons, I climbed on Toothless, who took me for a wild ride. When he slowed down, he took me and Hiccup on a moonlit flight which was really romantic for the two of us. At the Defenders of the Wing Island, I was suffering from the heat of the volcano so hiccup - stayed with me as he soothed me. After Fishlegs brought the Eruptodon egg to its hatching spot, when we're alone - Hiccup and I became a couple which we kept as a secret from the other Riders until they saw us kiss. When we say our goodbyes to Mystery Inc. Hiccup gave his Betrothal Gift to me and the only gift I gave him was myself. His sensitive side makes him a great friend, a great leader and a great boyfriend. Before Hiccup-kins and I got back from our moonlit flight, some guy named Brainiac had sent Wonder Woman and Green Lantern to different - locations in the Archipelago. He's the one who sent Superman to the future where, or should I say "when", Future Brainiac turned him into Brainiac Superman. Speaking of romance, you know our friends Dagur and Mala? They're getting married after he finished the Defenders of the Wing King Trials. I sure wish Hiccup and I are more affectionate than these two. Time in! Don't focus on those Nuts, my queen, your woo is yearning for your affection. (GAGGING) Would it be insulting if I barfed everywhere? Well, I think it's kind of sweet. Proof that true love knows no bounds. Right, guys? Hey, how come you guys never use sappy names - or rub your beards on each other? Uh, because we don't have beards, Snotlout. Drop the act. See Malagur over there? (BOTH GIGGLING) It's obvious what true love really looks like. And you. Tears. (TUFFNUT SOBBING AGAIN) Okay, look, Astrid and I have a different kind of relationship, built on years of friendship. Right. Yeah, um, years of friendship. Years of friendship? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, Hiccup! Did you noticed that you made - Tuff cry? No. (SCOFFS) Of course you didn't. You're an even bigger idiot than Snotlout. (SNOTLOUT CHUCKLING) Uh... Ruffnut? Shut up, Astrid! You obviously have no problem noticing your relationship with - lamoid Astrid. Oh, right. Wait a minute. 'Cause she's your lame girlfriend! Lame? I've never seen Hiccup like this. It's like the Twins are invisible to him. I noticed Hiccstrid's relationship right away. (TUFFNUT SOBBING) Never too late to join Team Jorgenson. (CHUCKLES) Okay, yeah, you know... yeah, just an option. Snotlout, listen, Dagur and Mala have known each other a few months, and they can't stand to be apart. Hiccup and I have known each other our whole lives, and the Twins never felt further away from him. I know that, the Twins smell like stinky fish (TUFFNUT SOBBING) Since Hiccup doesn't stink, you can have him. Uh, thanks. Please tell me it's not that disgusting salt-encrusted sea bass. Ugh. Uh, hello? Lovebirds flirting here?