Health & Fitness

00:00:06	I think I'm gonna go for a little 10-mile jog. 00:00:13	I think I'm going to get a double double cheeseburger. 00:00:16	With fries. 00:00:21	And a shake. 00:00:26	.. 00:00:33	Very good. 00:00:34	You're sure there's enough butter? 00:00:36	Enough cream? 00:00:38	I love cream. 00:00:39	Snap out of it, big guy. 00:00:40	I do think i you go get it. 00:00:45	I don't trust myself alone with the cheese. 00:00:56	What happened to the soup? 00:01:00	I reduced it? 00:01:03	We're trying to reduce you. 00:01:06	I am sorry. 00:01:06	Oh, by the way, you were right. 00:01:08	It did need more parmesan. 00:01:11	Chef, drop it. 00:01:13	Drop it. 00:01:16	Look, I know it's hard to quit cold turkey. 00:01:19	Cold turkey. 00:01:21	With hot gravy. 00:01:23	Oh, mama mia. 00:01:24	All I've had so far today is a baby carrot and 6 glasses of water. 00:01:29	I need food. now! 00:01:31	I just made a cheesecake. 00:01:33	Don't you know I'm dieting? 00:01:34	I need to look perfect for my fashion show. 00:01:37	Now feed me something yummy that makes me shrink. 00:01:40	Oh, the eternal quest. 00:01:43	The double fried chicken ala paolo was great. 00:01:46	So am I starting to get that full figured look? 00:01:50	Your right hip looks a little bigger. 00:01:52	Ooh! oh, wait. that's my bus pass. 00:01:56	Well, I guess I better have some dessert. 00:01:58	What you got? 00:01:59	Chocolate chip cheesecake with fudge sauce ala paolo. 00:02:05	Cody, doesn't this look great? 00:02:14	Ah! 00:02:27	Here. 00:02:30	Mmm. thanks. 00:02:35	You two should be ashamed of yourselves. 00:02:39	Cody's right. 00:02:41	London: Yeah. 00:02:41	There's still some chocolate left on his face. 00:02:44	Let's lick it off. yes! 00:02:48	Dibs on the forehead. 00:02:51	Back off. back! 00:02:52	I'm telling you, I'm not afraid to use this thing. 00:03:09	Madeline, it's awfully late. 00:03:10	What are you still doing here? 00:03:11	The fashion show's tomorrow, so I'm staying with london. 00:03:14	I'm making sure she doesn't eat, and she's making sure I do. 00:03:18	Why? 00:03:19	Well, I need to fill out my dress more, and she needs to fill out her dress less. 00:03:23	That's right. less talking more chewing. 00:03:29	Rats! 00:03:30	Ok, this is ridiculous. 00:03:31	Madeline, put down the food. 00:03:33	London, you need to stop right now. 00:03:35	.. 00:03:37	Stop, stop, stop. 00:03:40	Give me that back! 00:03:42	Look, girls, this is ridiculous. 00:03:45	Now, if you want one man's opinion, I think you are both two very beautiful young women. 00:03:50	You really think so? 00:03:52	Absolutely. 00:03:52	And you don't need to change the way that you look. 00:03:56	Thanks, moseby. 00:03:57	You're the best. 00:03:58	Good night. good night. 00:03:59	Good night. 00:04:02	He's gone. 00:04:11	I'm very proud of you, chef paolo. 00:04:14	You made it through your first day without cheating on your diet. 00:04:17	Thanks to you. 00:04:18	And it was much easier than I though. 00:04:20	Well, gotta go. 00:04:26	What's that? 00:04:27	I have no idea how that chub of salami got there. 00:04:30	I swear. 00:04:34	Let me get that. 00:04:38	Who put that cheese in my hat? 00:04:42	What, no dessert? 00:04:43	Whatever you do, don't pat me on the butt. 00:04:47	I don't understand, chef paolo. 00:04:49	You were doing so well. 00:04:51	I'm weak. 00:04:52	and the worst part is, I have a refrigerator at home with a giant ham inside. 00:05:00	All night, she will be calling me. 00:05:02	Paolo. paolo, come to me. 00:05:05	You know you want me. 00:05:09	You know what? 00:05:10	I have a way to shut that ham up. 00:05:12	Oh, great. 00:05:13	But what will you do about the pot roast? 00:05:25	Cake is dessert. 00:05:28	Pie is dessert. 00:05:30	Ice cream is dessert. 00:05:32	Fruit salad is not dessert. 00:05:34	It's not even salad. 00:05:35	What the heck is it? 00:05:38	I don't know why you're making such a big deal out of this. 00:05:40	Lots of kids love eating fruits and vegetables. 00:05:42	Why can't you be more like them? 00:05:44	I thought you didn't want me to give in to peer pressure. 00:05:47	Honey, you have a problem. 00:05:50	I do not. 00:05:51	I found licorice in your underwear drawer. 00:05:57	Mom, can I have a friend sleep over? 00:05:59	which one of your little friends is it? 00:06:05	Hi, chef. 00:06:06	Hello. 00:06:07	Um, would you mind waiting there for just one moment. 00:06:10	Family conference. 00:06:11	Not at all. 00:06:13	Ok. 00:06:14	What were you thinking? 00:06:15	I was thinking that a friend needed my help, and that you always taught me to go out of my way for people. 00:06:20	That's a good answer. 00:06:23	It's just for one night. 00:06:25	If we can show chef paolo that he can get through one night without breaking his diet, for wanting to hp a friend. 00:06:34	But I think you're blowing this a little out of proportion. 00:06:36	I'm sure chef paolo has some self control. 00:06:47	Or some leftover shrimp hanging out of his mouth. 00:08:23	7 Cannelloni, 8 cannelloni. 00:08:28	9 Cannelloni, 10 can- I can't sleep! 00:08:53	"Chef paolo, here's your midnight snack. 00:08:56	"One chocolate chip. 00:08:59	"Remember, you can enjoy things in moderation. 00:09:02	" I save the rest for later. 00:09:14	It's later. 00:09:23	[Footsteps approaching] mmm. right page. 00:09:47	You wanna share? 00:09:48	Aah! 00:09:55	I looked everywhere for a piece of candy. 00:09:57	Where did you hide that? 00:09:58	In one of my mom's cookbooks. 00:10:00	She'd never look there. 00:10:03	Please, can I have one, teensy weensy little bite? 00:10:08	Ok. here. 00:10:16	That was the biggest teensy weensy bite I ever saw. 00:10:21	Let me make it up to you. 00:10:22	There's a 10-pound block of chocolate in the kitchen downstairs. 00:10:26	Then what the heck are we doing up here? 00:10:28	Come on, we can get into the kitchen through the air vents. 00:10:31	Maybe you can. 00:10:32	Why don't we just go in through the front door? 00:10:34	Ok. you want to take theeasyway. 00:10:38	Just don't tell anyone. 00:10:39	'Cause I have a reputation, you know. 00:10:57	Hey, zack. you ever dip chocolate in gravy? 00:11:00	No. 00:11:01	Well, you're not gonna be able to say that anymore. 00:11:03	Oh, cool. 00:11:07	Mmm. mmm. 00:11:09	Mmm, you know, the fat from the chocolate really compliments the fat from the gravy. 00:11:14	You got some good palate. 00:11:17	Oh-ho. 00:11:21	Uh, london, I guess you're wondering what we're doing down here. 00:11:25	No. don't care. have you seen maddie? 00:11:28	I'm right here. 00:11:31	Do I look shapely now? 00:11:33	I don't know. stand up. 00:11:38	Hey! 00:11:39	What? 00:11:41	You don't share? come here! 00:11:47	Aha! 00:11:48	ZACK! Girls: See ya. 00:11:51	What are you doing with ice cream all over your face? 00:11:54	..threw myself into the vat. 00:11:57	To prevent chef paolo from eating it. 00:11:59	It was quite heroic actually. 00:12:04	Do you still think you don't have a problem? 00:12:07	I'd like to point out that I'm not the one wearing the ice cream helmet. 00:12:16	True. 00:12:17	But you are the one who was licking ice cream off the floor. 00:12:20	Ok, maybe I do have a small problem with sugar. 00:12:25	And maybe I didn't help you out too much by making you quit cold turkey. 00:12:30	.. 00:12:33	Sorry. 00:12:35	Honey, the last thing I wanted was for you to feel like you had to hide sweets and then pig out. 00:12:40	Yeah, that's not really working for me. 00:12:43	So what do you say we work together on eating healthier foods and then enjoying sweets in moderation? 00:12:49	Good plan. 00:12:51	Ok. 00:12:53	By the way, I hid some caramel clusters in your sewing kit. 00:12:56	That would explain the sticky thimble. 00:13:03	Good night. 00:13:05	.. 00:13:07	Chef paolo. 00:13:09	I'm very disappointed in you. 00:13:12	You know, it's not so easy to stay on a diet. 00:13:15	Don't think of it as a diet. 00:13:17	Think of it as a lifestyle choice. 00:13:19	It's not my fault. 00:13:22	It's the gravy. 00:13:23	She calls to me like a siren song. 00:13:27	What food doesn't call you? 00:13:29	Brussels sprouts. 00:13:31	But if you smother it in four kinds of cheese and then bake them in a lasagna-- that's it! 00:13:35	I was trying to help you because I care about you. 00:13:38	And that I want you to be around for a long time. 00:13:40	But if you want to eat yourself sick, go ahead. 00:13:44	Just don't ask me to watch. 00:13:59	Ok, it looks like we're almost good to go. 00:14:01	I'm not ready. 00:14:02	Could someone help me with my zipper. 00:14:05	No. 00:14:08	Maddie. 00:14:09	Thanks. 00:14:10	It seems to be a bit tight. 00:14:12	it'll make me look more curvy, [zipper rips] .. 00:14:20	You didn't gain the curves in the right places. 00:14:26	Francesca. 00:14:27	Could you please stop insulting maddie. 00:14:29	Her life is pathetic enough without you. 00:14:33	Don't say I never defend you. 00:14:36	Can I say you never defend me well? 00:14:40	I'll go get something to cover that up. 00:14:42	I'm so hungry, I'm dizzy. 00:14:45	And I keep smelling hamburger. 00:14:47	That's me. I'm sweating beef juice. 00:14:50	I just want to get this thing over with. 00:14:52	What is wrong with you girls? 00:14:54	Just a couple of days ago you were all excited and full of energy. 00:14:57	We still are! 00:14:58	Yeah. let's go wow them. 00:15:02	I'm thinking thin. 00:15:03	.. curvy. 00:15:07	And I'm thinking this can't go well. 00:15:22	[Loud burp] this is not what it looks like. 00:15:41	Yeah. it looks like you got a chest cold. 00:15:44	[Screams] wait a minute. 00:15:52	Are you sure you can handle coming in here? 00:15:54	mom said it's all right if I stand next to the icing and breathe deeply. 00:16:01	I just hope chef paolo isn't mad at me for being so hard on him. 00:16:06	Cody, my little protege. 00:16:10	I think he's gonna eat you. 00:16:13	You're just in time to try my new delicious but healthy menu. 00:16:17	Call it .. 00:16:20	Cody. 00:16:21	But you never name your dishes after anyone except you. 00:16:25	That is because I've never been so inspired by anyone before. 00:16:28	Don't tell my mama. 00:16:31	So you're finally going on your diet? 00:16:33	Ah-ah-ah. it's not a diet. 00:16:35	It's a lifestyle choice. 00:16:38	Here. try it. 00:16:44	This is delicious. what is it? 00:16:46	Mixed vegetables. 00:16:48	No, seriously. 00:16:52	It is vegetables. 00:16:53	..honey glazed ginger. 00:16:56	Yes. 00:16:57	A hint of fresh pineapple juice. 00:16:58	Yes. 00:16:59	And a dash of cinnamon. 00:17:00	Actually, a pinch. but you were close. 00:17:02	Thank you so much, my little protege. 00:17:05	You're welcome. 00:17:06	I'm so proud of you, my big protege. 00:17:09	Ah, but getting smaller every minute. 00:18:30	To think, I didn't even want to go to a fashion show. 00:18:32	and now we're on a date with a couple of models. 00:18:35	You girls are both so gorgeous. 00:18:37	You sure you don't think I'm too skinny? 00:18:38	Positive. you're perfect. 00:18:40	..not skinny? 00:18:44	Heck no. we'll go get the car. 00:18:48	What were we thinking? 00:18:49	Starving and stuffingourselves. 00:18:51	I know. it wasso unhealthy. 00:18:52	And we didn't evenneed to do it. 00:18:54	We should just be happywith the way we look. 00:18:56	Well, I should. 00:18:59	My point is, next time one of yousnarky friendsmakes a comment, let's remind each other that we're perfectthe way we are, ok? 00:19:07	Deal. 00:19:08	I guess moseby'sright after all. 00:19:11	He always is.