Nickelodeon's Ho-Ho-Holiday Special 2015

Santa's Workshop. The boss elf checks on two elves named Jingles and Tinsel, who were busy making toys.

Boss Elf (Chris Tallman): Jingles, Tinsel. How's it going?

Tinsel (Kelly Perine): How's it going? Fantastic! It's Christmas time!

Jingles (Tony Cavalero): And we just made some great new toys to show Santa. Check it out!

The elves walk up to a table.

Jingles: A bowling ball launcher. This thing can shoot a bowling ball like... (blows raspberries) 200 miles an hour.

Boss Elf: Why would anyone need a bowling ball launcher?

Tinsel: Uh, to launch their bowling balls great distances at fast speeds.

The two elves high-five each other.

Tinsel: Oh. And we also made this.

Tinsel picks up a baby doll from the table.

Tinsel: Say hello to Baby Burps-A-Lot.

Boss Elf: Aww.

As the Boss Elf looks at the dolls face, Tinsel squeezes the doll's tummy and brown vomit shoots out of the doll's mouth, getting the Boss Elf dirty.

Tinsel: Oops. This is the Baby Barfs-A-Lot.

Boss Elf: Clearly. (wipes the vomit off his face) Guys, Santa expects you to make toys that children actually asked for.

Boss Elf hands Tinsel a list.

Boss Elf: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go clean baby barf off myself. (walks away)

Jingles: Oh, don't you just love Christmas time? Ah, the toys, the Christmas specials on TV. Telling holiday stories.

Tinsel: Ooh. I have a good holiday story.

Jingles and Tinsel sit on chairs at their workbench.

Tinsel: (starts the story) 'Twas the day before Christmas, stars from all the Nickelodeon shows were receiving invitations to what was sure to be the best holiday party ever....



At the White House Oval Office. Jack Griffo was at the White House in the President's honor.

Jack Griffo: Mr. President, I just wanna say thank you so much for inviting me here to spend Christmas Eve with you and your family. It's a dream come true.

President: It's a dream come true for me, Jack Griffo.

A hand comes out of nowhere holding an envelope reading "Mr. Jack Griffo" on the front. The president points to the envelope.

Jack: What's this?

Jack opens the envelope and reads the invitation.

Jack: I'm invited to an amazing holiday party. And all my friends from all the Nickelodeon shows are gonna be there? And it's on Christmas Eve! (surprised) That's tonight!

(Song: I'm Invited)

Jack: (singing) I'm invited, to a party! I'm invited to a party, yes I am! I'm excited! I'm excited, I'm invited, gotta scram!

Jack jumps out the window.



Hair salon. A red-haired woman is combing Breanna Yde's hair.

Breanna Yde: (singing) There'll be music, there'll be dancing, we get to party with our whole Nick family!!!! (speaking) Well, not you, just me.

Breanna takes off her magenta smock and jumps off the chair and dashes out.

Breanna: (yelling) Oww!

The hairdresser holds a lock of Breanna's hair.



Apartments. Lizzy Greene pops out holding mail.

Lizzy Greene: (singing) I owe money! I went over on my rate plan for my phone...

Lizzy sorts through the letters to find the invitation.

Lizzy: Wait, wrong letter! (singing) I'm invited, to a party, gonna need this outfit so...

Lizzy brings out a clothes hanger with a torn piece of a dress.



Dentist's office. Kira Kosarin is getting her teeth cleaned until she finds the invitation.

Kira Kosarin: (muffled singing)

Kira takes off her apron and the dental instrument from her mouth, and gets off the dentist chair and dashes off.



Art gallery. The same hand that handed Jack's invitation handed Isabela Moner her invitation. She opens the envelope.

Isabela Moner: (singing) I'm invited, to a party! I get to see my friends from all of the Nick shows! This is awesome! I'm invited to a party, gotta gooooo!

Isabela converts her backpack to a jetpack and flies out of the roof.



Mansion. The Nick stars rush through the doors.

Stars: (singing) The holidays, the holidays, the holidays, the holidays are here. The holidays, the holidays, the holidays, the holidays are here.

Casey Simpson and Buddy Handleson look at each other while Isabela lands her jetpack outside.

Stars: (singing) Tonight's the Nickelodeon star-explo-deon, chocolate-float-eon party! Enjoy the holiday, we'll have games to play, "pin the hat on the elf"!

Brec Bassinger and Isabela spin a blindfolded Aidan Gallagher onto a cardboard elf where he pins a hat on it.

Brec, Lizzy, Isabela: (singing) We got puppies dressed up as reindeer, a volcano flowing with treats.

Kira, Aidan, Jack, and Buddy got their hands on the treats that spewed out of the volcano. Breanna eats a marshmallow from the volcano. Jade Pettyjohn sits on a marshmallow chair and takes a bite from it.

Jade Pettyjohn: (singing) Marshmallow chairs to sit on, they're comfortable and sweet.

Stars: (singing) Snowcones, popcorn, candy canes. Giant ice cream, freeze our brains!

Buddy stands by the snack table.

Buddy Handleson: And healthy snacks for me!

Casey pops out behind Buddy.

Casey Simpson: (excited) And some are gluten-free!

In the hallway, Maya Le Clark rides on a rollercoaster screaming while Brec, Jade, Aidan, and Breanna throw snowballs from a ball pit while running down the stairs.

Stars: (singing) There's a rollercoaster down the hall, a ball pit filled with big snowballs and a guy named Moe!

The hands point to Moe, a guy wearing an ugly Christmas swester with a bow. Moe waved to the stars.

Jack is holding a selfie stick, while Kira is holing Maya in her arms.

Jack and Kira: (singing) Best of all, we'll share this night together!!!!

The other stars gather around for a giant group selfie.

Stars: (singing) Holidays are better with your friends. It's so great to be here with each other. Let's all hope this party never ends!

The boys come out the hallway.

Boys: (singing) The holidays, the holidays, the holidays, the holidays are here.

The girls come down the stairs.

Girls: (singing) The holidays, the holidays, the holidays, the holidays are here.

Stars: (singing) We're at the Nickelodeon trampolodeon, cookie dough-deon, guy-named-Moe-deon, mistletoe-deon, winter snow-deon, lights-a-glow-eon, bubble-blow-eon, ho-ho-ho-eon, ho-ho-ho-eon parteeeeeeeee......

The stars try to hold on to the last note of the song. Before the song ended, the rollercoaster that Maya was on stopped in the middle of the living room. After the last note ended, the stars lie down.

Maya Le Clark: Wheee!!!



Opening Credits

Announcer: It's Nickelodeon's Ho-Ho-Holiday Special. Starring way too many people to name here, but trust me, all your favorite Nickelodeon stars are in it.



House. Breanna and Lizzy passed by Jack and Buddy.

Breanna: Hey guys.

Lizzy blows a kiss to Jack, who was holding an ice cream sandwich.

Jack: Hey. You know, this time of year really makes me think of friendship and family, (excitedly) and a cookie sandwich filled with ice cream and cotton candy. (takes a bite from an ice cream sandwich) Hmm?

Jack hands the sandwich to Buddy.

Buddy: No thanks. My body's a temple.

Jade jumps downstairs to talk to Kira.

Jade: Hey, Kira. Great party. Whose house is this anyway?

Kira: Why? Did they ask you about the broken statue in the hallway which I had nothing to do with, and again, who puts an extremely expensive statue in a hidden corner where literally anyone, again not me could bump into it and smash it into a million pieces? (takes out a severed hand from the statue) I don't even know where I got this.

Mace Coronel walked up to a lovestruck Casey, who was sitting on a melted marshmallow chair, staring at Brec.

Mace Coronel: Isn't this great, Casey? I love seeing all my Nick friends.

Casey: (dreamily) Me too. Especially Brec. You can never see enough Brec. And every time you do see Brec, it just makes you wanna see Brec even more.

Mace: (concerned) I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say, you may have a crush on Brec.

Casey: (sarcastically) What? No! (notices Brec walking) She's coming this way! Run!

Brec Bassinger: Hey, Mace. Did you see the virtual sleigh simulator? This party has got everything.

Aidan Gallagher: It doesn't have eggnog. I mean, what kind of holiday party doesn't have eggnog? (drinks a pink beverage and spits it out)

Coy Stewart, wearing a Christmas tree costume barged into the party.

Coy Stewart: Whoo-hoo!!! Costume party!!!

The stars stare at him. Some even gave him dirty looks.

Isabela: Uh, Coy, this isn't a costume party.

Coy: The invitation says a celebration of holiday costumes.

Isabela shows him her invitation and reads it for him.

Isabela: No, it says "a celebration of holiday customs".

Coy: Yeah, it does say that. Well, this is embarrassing.

Breanna stops to take a selfie with Lizzy.

Breanna: Say selfie!!!

(click)

Breanna: One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. One more.

Lizzy: Okay, fine. They all look the same.

Breanna: Just one more.

(clicking resumes)

Lizzy: This is so annoying...

The bracelet that Lizzy's wearing beeped red.

Lizzy: ...ly fun.

The bracelet that Lizzy's wearing beeped green. Buddy walks up to the two girls.

Buddy: What's that beeping noise?

Lizzy: It's my naughty-nice meter. This thing is gonna make sure I'm on Santa's nice list. And if I play my cards right, I'll get all the gifts I want tomorrow.

Suddenly, the stars hear a horn beeping "Deck the Halls". They turn to notice Jack crashing into the party, riding a cart with "Nickelodeon" printed on the seats and on the windshield.

Jack: Anyone who wants a ride to the indoor ice skating rink, say "happy holidays"!

Stars: Happy holidays!

The stars hop onto the cart, ready to go to the rink. Cut to security camera mounted on top of the fireplace.

Cut to control room. Zoom out to reveal the back of a mysterious person wearing a black hoodie.

Villain: (deep, villainous male voice) Happy holidays? More like "trappy holidays". 'Cause you're all gonna be trapped in here with me! (evil laughter).



Fade to Santa's Workshop. Jingles and Tinsel were resuming the story. We see a dollhouse on the workbench, and the Boss Elf was walking in.

Tinsel: ...And they didn't know that they were being spied on by a mysterious stranger.

Boss Elf clears his throat.