Squidtastic Voyage

{{L|SpongeBob|Um...we broke it. {{L|''[Patrick chops at it again with the axe. The scene returns to Squidward and Sandy.]''}} {{L|Sandy|Stop it! What are you trying to do? Kill him?}} {{L|[Squidward starts sweating nervously.]}} {{L|Sandy|[Over the speaker] This is approximately 17 times harder to drive than a boat mobile, which you've never successfully done. ''[She nervously chuckles. The scene shows Sandy.]'' So, just take it nice and easy.}} {{L|[The scene shows SpongeBob.]}} {{L|SpongeBob|No problemo. Nice and...easy!}} {{L|''[SpongeBob pushes the gas pedal to the floor making the submarine go as fast as it can. Both Patrick and SpongeBob are screaming as they head towards the brain, hitting Squidward's nasal cavity. The scene returns to Sandy and Squidward.]''}} {{L|Squidward|So, how's it going? ''[The sound of a vehicle crashing is heard. SpongeBob reverse the submarine, but is stuck in Squidward's brain. He successfully does so and the submarine flies backwards. They hit the side of Squidward's interior cranium and then hit Squidward's brain and this repeats for a while. Squidward's eyes become out of control.]'' I can't control my eyeballs!}} {{L|Sandy|Don't worry, it's temporary. Now, just sign this!}} {{L|''[She takes out a waiver. He signs it.]''}} {{L|Squidward|Okay, now what is this?}} {{L|Sandy|Oh, just your autograph for when you're, uh... famous.}} {{L|Squidward|Oh, of course. I've got [He takes out images of him wearing a sweater and a black jacket, holding a pipe.] head shots, you know. [He hands gets out of control and drops the pictures.] What the...}} {{L|[He hits himself in the face.]}} {{L|Sandy|Squidward!}} {{L|''[Squidward chokes himself. He punches Sandy, knocking her back. He hand starts freaking out.]''}} {{L|Squidward|What's happening? ''[Squidward's brain is shown. The submarine hits Squidward's brain stem repeatedly. SpongeBob and Patrick are shown fighting over the controls.]''}} {{L|SpongeBob|Give me that!}} {{L|Patrick|No, give it back!}} {{L|[They start incomprehensibly yelling at each other.]}} {{L|Sandy|They're hitting your central nervous system!}} {{L|[Squidward punches himself.]}} {{L|Squidward|Oh. Ya think?}} {{L|Sandy|You're not in control of your actions! [Squidward kicks Sandy's butt.] Hey!}} {{L|Squidward|Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not in control of my actions.}} {{L|''[Sandy gets mad at Squidward. The submarine hits the brain stem, which causes the submarine to bounce off it. SpongeBob and Patrick are shown, screaming. The scene returns to Sandy and Squidward. Squidward is spinning in the chair.]''}} {{L|Sandy|They've gone off course! ''[Squidward is flown off course. He is then shown spazzing out as the submarine enters his stomach.]'' Oh my gosh! You're out of control!}} {{L|[The submarine lands in the stomach acid.]}} {{L|SpongeBob|Ew! Where are we? ''[Outside, Squidward's stomach rumbles. Inside, The submarine is getting dissolved in the green acid. Other food can also be seen being dissolved.] [As Patrick is screaming]'' Mayday! Mayday! We're sinking! And Patrick won't stop screaming!}} {{L|Sandy|The stomach acid levels are way too high!}} {{L|SpongeBob|The reserve tanks are almost empty. [Patrick grunts] Patrick!}} {{L|[Patrick is shown using the axe to chop at the tanks.]}} {{L|Patrick|Finished.}} {{L|Sandy|SpongeBob, you gotta get out of there! It's a straight shot up the stomach to the esophagus where the reed is! [A note plays] You can complete your mission if we can just access an alternative fuel. [through the speaker] Like natural gas.}} {{L|[Patrick comes into the scene, holding a soda.]}} {{L|SpongeBob|Natural gas?}} {{L|[Patrick drinks the soda]}} {{L|Patrick|Like this!}} {{L|[Patrick burps.]}} {{L|Squidward|Stop burping inside me! That's disgusting!}} {{L|Sandy|Wait a minute, Squidward. He might be on to something.}} {{L|Squidward|What?}} {{L|Sandy|If you can make a big enough burp...}} {{L|Patrick|We can filter the CO2 through our ballast tanks, refire the engines, and ride the shock wave out of here!}} {{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}} {{L|Sandy|He's right.}} {{L|Squidward|What?}} {{L|Sandy|We're going through with your plan, Patrick!}} {{L|SpongeBob|Yay!}} {{L|Patrick|What plan?}} {{L|''[Squidward is shown drinking a bottle of soda. He puts it with several other bottles.]''}} {{L|Sandy|Now burp, Squidward! Lives are on the line!}} {{L|''[Squidward tries to burp. Inside, the submarine is still digesting.]''}} {{L|SpongeBob|I never thought it would end this way. ''[Squidward burps loudly. A bubble forms below the submarine. It then engulfs the submarine. The reserve gas levels rise to maximum.]'' It's working!}} {{L|[The submarine starts up and pops through the bubble and out of the stomach.]}} {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Whee!}} {{L|Sandy|They're headed for the esophagus. [She sniffs the air.] Phew, what have you been eating?}} {{L|Squidward|Morons.}} {{L|[the submarine crashes into Squidward's throat where the reed is.]}} {{L|SpongeBob|SpongeBob to Sandy. We've reached the foreign obstruction.}} {{L|[He swims out wearing a swim suit, floaties, goggles, and flippers.]}} {{L|Sandy|Okay, you're going to have to go out and dislodge it somehow.}} {{L|SpongeBob|I'm already on it.}} {{L|''[He takes out a hammer and hits the reed with it, repeatedly. A card that reads, "Two Hours Later" appears.]''}} {{L|French Narrator|Two hours later.}} {{L|SpongeBob|This stupid hammer won't break anything.}} {{L|''[SpongeBob throws it at the reed. The hammer bounces back and cuts SpongeBob's floaties, making him bounce around. Patrick opens the hatch, wearing goggles.]''}} {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, do what you were born to do! Dance!}} {{L|SpongeBob|You're right Patrick. Whirlpool Spin! [He cuts the reed in half like a buzzsaw with the spin, causing Squidward to cough it up.]}} {{L|Sandy|[Over the speaker] Good work, guys. Mission accomplished. [The scene returns to her.] Now all you have to do is...}} {{L|[pushes Sandy out of the way]}} {{L|Squidward|Get out of my body! Go!}} {{L|Patrick|Grow?}} {{L|''[He presses the grow button. The alarm starts up. The scene becomes a split screen. The left has Sandy, the Middle has Squidward, and the right has SpongeBob.]''}} {{L|Sandy, Squidward, and SpongeBob|No!}} {{L|''[The scene goes black. The scene then changes to show the exterior of the Krusty Krab.]''}} {{L|Mr. Krabs|[Off-Screen] Almost ready to open. [The scene then shows him finishing up polishing a golden "No refunds" sign.] There.}} {{L|[The sound of a door opening is heard.]}} {{L|Squidward|Good morning, Mr. Krabs.}} {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, Squidward. Neptune's trousers! What's gotten into you? [The scene zoom out to show Squidward with a submarine-shaped body.]}} {{L|SpongeBob|[inside Squidward] Reporting for Duty, Mr. Krabs.}} {{L|''[A toilet flushing is heard. Squidward gets angry.]''}} {{L|Patrick|[inside Squidward] Squidward, the toilet's backed up again.}}