Our Stuff


 * (Scene: Basketball Players and dominating the court. the camera cuts to a line for players who will go next. The Bears are then shown.)
 * Grizzly: We got next!
 * [opens the yellow backpack]
 * Grizzly: One velcro wallet, one cellie -
 * Panda: Be careful with this please, it is my life and soul in rectangular form.
 * Grizzly: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
 * Ice Bear: Ice Bear has ninja stars.
 * [Ice Bear throws the shurikens into backpack]
 * [closes the backpack]
 * Grizzly: Grizz for three!
 * [throws the backpack on to the bleachers]
 * Grizzly: One, two, three
 * Grizzly, Panda, Ice Bear: Game time! Huh!
 * [basketball game begins]
 * Grizzly: Bucket!
 * Panda: I'm open! Wait, wait, not too fast! Ahh! Time out! Time out!
 * Grizzly: I got this! I got this!
 * [Grizzly makes growling noises]
 * [opposite team scores]
 * Panda: My bad.
 * Grizzly: Wow, nice shot man.
 * Grizzly: Ooph
 * [panda trips over him]
 * Panda Aye!
 * Grizzly: Let it bounce! I got it!
 * Grizzly: Peg and roll, peg and roll.
 * Grizzly: It's long!
 * Panda: Sorry.
 * Ice Bear: Ice Bear meant to do that.
 * Grizzly: Olay! Olay! Cut base line, backdoor, triangle offense, play seven!
 * [ball hits panda]
 * Panda: Ooph.
 * [ball lands on the rim and begins to circle it]
 * [grizzly gasps]
 * [ball goes in]
 * Grizzly: Yay!
 * [the three begin cheering and yelling and jumping up and down]
 * Basketball Player: Wait, we're still up 20, right?
 * [the bears leave the court and throw panda into a water fountain]
 * Panda: Haha! Game time huh!
 * Grizzly: Good job bros, I'm proud of you, I saw improvement, and I saw heart, and you can't teach heart. Wait a sec, did we forget something?
 * Ice Bear: The backpack.
 * Grizzly: The backpack! My wallet!
 * Ice Bear: Ice Bear ninja stars.
 * Panda: Haha. I thought for a second there you said we left our stuff back at the court because my phone is in there and if I lost that I would totally freak out.
 * Grizzly: We left your phone.
 * Panda: AHHHHHHH!!!
 * [The Bears run back to the court.]
 * Grizzly: Ah! It's gone! Somebody jacked us!
 * Panda: No no no no no no no no NO!
 * (A Police Officer is then writing a parking ticket, when she is interrupted by the bears.
 * Grizzly, Panda, Ice: Police! Police! Police!
 * Police Officer: Woah, sorry guys, I am already writing this ticket.
 * Grizzly: No, no, we were robbed, and the guy had a knife, and, and one eye!
 * Panda: He stole my phone! My apps! And my soul!
 * Ice Bear: Ice Bear wants justice.
 * Grizzly: Arrest somebody! Use your gun! Wait, where's your gun?
 * [Police officer sticks ticket on the car, and goes away]
 * Panda: My phone is gone forever...I will wear this in remembrance.
 * [Panda takes headband, and puts it on his arm]
 * Grizzly: Bros, keep it together, I have an idea. We're gonna take justice, into our own hands.
 * [takes the ticket and writes "FBI" on it in red pen]
 * Grizzly: Perfect. Taxi!
 * [The Bears get in the taxi]
 * Grizzly: FBI. We're on a very important case. Take us everywhere a criminal would hang out. Now!
 * Panda: Oh, can we go to the bathroom first?
 * Ice Bear: Ice Bear needs latte.
 * [taxi driver kicks them out of the taxi]
 * Grizzly: Hey! Ugh, it's gonna be tougher than I thought.
 * Panda: Look, a diner.
 * [the three sit down at a table in the diner]
 * Grizzly: Okay, if I was here, and you guys were here, and here, that would mean somebody took the bag where?
 * Ice Bear: Ice Bear has a conspiracy theory.
 * Grizzly: Panda, how are the mugshots coming along?
 * Panda: It's a good thing I got a photographic memory. Here's what I got so far.
 * Grizzly: Hmm...they kinda look similar.
 * Panda: Really? But they're so rendered.
 * Waitress: So, I just talked to the manager, and he said if you want to sit here, you'll have to order more than three ice waters.
 * Grizzly: Well maybe you wouldn't say that if we were FBI LADY! We're doing official business! Step away from the table!
 * Waitress: Ugh. And stop wasting table mats!
 * Grizzly: We're losing time. Gotta think, need a clue. Maybe someone who was at the scene of the crime. AH! I know just where to go. More ice water please!
 * [they are now at the basketball court talking to pigeons]
 * Grizzly: Yes, it's a yellow backpack. Any of you birds know anything? I've got sugar packets! Ugh...it's almost like they don't understand me.
 * [ice bear makes bird noises that the birds seem to understand]
 * Grizzly: Woah, hey, look at that! Idea. Excuse me.
 * [grizzly takes the mugshots that panda made]
 * Panda: Careful! It's art!
 * Grizzly:Okay, do any of you birds, know which guy here, took our stuff?
 * [one of the birds head pops up]
 * Grizzly: Woah! Hey little guy! Come on down!
 * [bird walks to where the photos are laid down on the ground]
 * Grizzly Okay, take your time, and look carefully. Who was it?
 * [bird pecks at one of the photos]
 * Grizzly: AHA! Here's our guy fellas. Number 41. Evilest number of them all.
 * Panda: TELL US WHERE THIS CRIMINAL IS PIGEON! TELL US NOW!
 * Grizzly: Woah woah woah Panda, he may have taken your stuff, but not your dignity.
 * [pigeons fly away]
 * Grizzly: Huh? Hold on! We-we-we'll follow you!
 * [the three, stacked, run through people, food stands, and a baseball field, civilians scream and yell "oh!" "ooph!" "ahh!" and "hey!"]
 * T-Shirt salesmen: T-Shir - AH! Whaaat?
 * Grizzly: The library? Why would the pigeon take us here?
 * Panda: Because he lied to us! BAD BIRDIE!
 * Grizzly: Wait a minute, the library has internet, right?
 * Panda: Yeah, so? [gasp] Phone finder! I'll track where my phone is! Aww, who's a little genius birdie? High-five friend. Hm...maybe he's tired.
 * Grizzly: Hello library! Take me to your internet!
 * People in the library: Shh!
 * Grizzly: Oops, sorry about that.
 * [the three log on to a computer and track the phone, but there is an error in the printer]
 * Grizzly: I got it. [puts new paper in, and it prints] Okay let's go.
 * Grizzly: Well, this is the place. [looks in the window with paper telescope and sees a guy with the number 41 on his shirt] AH! Evil number!
 * Panda: Where? Do you see our stuff?
 * Grizzly: Oh he has our stuff alright, let's move!
 * [old lady sees them climbing up the stairs to the apartment and calls 911]
 * Panda: Wait, Grizz, what's the plan?
 * Grizzly: Well, I'm gonna go in there and get our stuff back.
 * Panda: What if he's, I don't know, crazy? And what if he works out, he could hurt our faces and stuff.
 * Ice Bear: Ice Bear wants to get moving.
 * Grizzly: Okay okay okay, we'll go in there ninja style, cool?
 * [the three crawl into the apartment, grizz tries to get a chip from a bag that is on the floor]
 * Panda: Grizz!
 * Grizzly: Oh, right.
 * [they sneak behind the couch where he is watching tv, but the team on the tv scores]
 * Panda, Grizzly, Player 41: Yeah! Haha!
 * Player 41: Huh? Who are you guys?!
 * [they grab the bag, grizzly passes it to ice bear, who passes it to panda, who goes out the window on to the ledge outside, all while the basket ball announcer announces the moves the bears do on screen.]
 * Panda: I got it! Ah!
 * Grizzly: Panda! [ice bear and grizzly run to the window] Panda?
 * Panda: Here. Help guys.
 * Grizzly: Panda be careful!
 * Player 41: Ahhh! [runs to the window swinging a baseball bat]
 * Grizzly: Ah! We're coming out!
 * Grizzly: You'll never get our stuff evil do-er!
 * [the three move away from the window, still on the ledge]
 * Grizzly: Hoh oh oh, that was close fellas.
 * [light shines on them]
 * Police: This is the police! We have you surrounded! Give up now!
 * Grizzly: Hahaha, this is all a big mistake, we were just getting back our stuff, see? Wait what? Action buddies, this isn't ours.
 * Player 41: It's mine dummy! I rented it an hour ago!
 * Grizzly: What the? [looks in the bag and gasps], uh, hahaha, so, innocent mistake, not our stuff, no harm no foul right?
 * Civilian: Those guys have been running around the city destroying stuff!
 * T-Shirt Salesmen: They ruined my t-shirt stand!
 * Waitress: Those guys came into my restaurant, and ordered only ice water!
 * Grizzly: Hey, we tipped!
 * Waitress: Yeah, with a table mat drawing!
 * Police: Jump now, we will catch you and then put you in jail. Do the right thing!
 * Grizzly: Okay brothers, group hug. I'm not gonna lie, it's not looking good. It looks like the real criminal, might have been us, and now, we must face the consequences.
 * Panda: Nohoho!
 * Police: Please jump one at a time! Slowly!
 * Grizzly: Hey guys, if we go down, we do it together.
 * Police: I repeat, do not jump all at once.
 * Grizzly: 1, 2, 3
 * The three bears: Game time, huh! [they jump]
 * Police: Do not! - Oh, they all jumped.
 * [they bounce off the trampoline and go through a window] [crowd gasps]
 * Grizzly: Huh?
 * [they see many pigeons, with stolen items in the room]
 * Grizzly: FBI!
 * Policeman: Is this your bag? [the bears gasp]
 * Panda: My phone!
 * Grizzly: My wallet!
 * Ice Bear: Ice Bear bought these legally.
 * Police: You boys sure did us a huge favor stumbling upon those criminals. Pigeon Cartel is one of the most allusive of criminal gangs.
 * Grizzly: Ah, so that pigeon at the park really was misleading us.
 * Policeman: Oh, you mean this guy? He's actually been working undercover for us. Wears a wire and everything. Ain't that the cutest thing? Nobody's pressing charges. But don't ever do that again. Thanks again! Goodnight!
 * (Holding the "Action Buddies" DVD, Grizzly asks,)
 * Grizzly: You guys wanna watch a movie?
 * (End)