Persona 4


 * Yosuke: Yo, partner! Hehe, wait 'til you hear this. I finally got a motorcycle! My very own, just like I've been dreaming about! I've been on could nine all morning. SO, why don't we take our motorcycles for a spin out to Okina after school? You know, you once promise that?
 * Yu: The up close and personal plan, eh?
 * Yosuke: Hey, you remembered! That's my partner! It's time to put our "let's use motorcycles to hit on city girls" plan in action! I want to make sure I have a girlfriend to spend the summer with this year! Don't you!? Let's head there as soon as classes let out! Hello, Okina Station! That was easier than I thought! He actually followed us all the way here...
 * Kanji: That was a breeze! It's no sweat keepin' up with a couple of guys still gettin' used to their scooters.
 * Yosuke: Psh! If hadn't run out of gas back there, we'd have left you in the dest! ...I shouldn't ave cheaped out on gas just so I could have more money to fool around with.
 * Kanji: Y'know, I notice every time I come here, there's a lot of people around.
 * Yosuke: Yeah, if we hang out around here, I bet someone will come back to talk to us!
 * Kanji: Actually, uh... mind I head off for a bit? Since I came all the way to Okina, uhh... th-there's this craft shop... It's nothin'! I'm just sayin' I gotta go buy some stuff! Anyway, I'm gonna go down on my own thing for a bit, so you guys get started without me!
 * Yosuke: Then... why'd he come with us...?
 * Yu: Don't worry about it. Our plan's more important.
 * Yosuke: You're right! Okay, let's get this plan underway!
 * (You decide to wait here for a while.)
 * (The early summer sunlight feels nice...)
 * (...Three hours passed.)
 * Kanji: Sorry to make you guys wait! I couldn't decide which one to get... No luck, huh?
 * Yosuke: This is so weird. I think someone's watching us from somewhere, though.
 * Yu: I don't get that at all. That seems... unlikely.
 * Yosuke: H-Hold on! I'm sure if we hang around a little longer...
 * Kanji: Dude, the sun's gonna set... Maybe there's some holes in your plan after all.
 * Yu: It's Yosuke's fault.
 * Yosuke: Nah, you're fine! Your motorcycle looks cool, and you don't look so ad yourself.
 * Kanji: You said every guy needs a motorcycle, but that thing's a scooter. Does it like, no matter what kind of motorcycle it is, as long as you got one?
 * Yosuke: Well... it's true the ones I saw in the magazine were all big motorcycles. But that's just how it goes! There's always a gap between a man's dream and cold, hard reality! I can't afford an expansive one! A scooter's the best I could do!
 * Kanji: Senpai, can you give me ten minutes? I can't keep quiet after gettin' shut out like this. I'll avenge you guys!
 * Yosuke: This isn't a fight, you know. What are we going to do "avenge" us? Hit on some girls?
 * Kanji: Hell yeah! What else would I fix this?
 * Yosuke: C'mon... We have motorbikes and we failed. There's no way you could do better. Right?
 * Yu: Keep dreaming, Kanji. I'll do avenging here.
 * Yosuke: That doesn't make any sense! I mean, after the day we've had, it's us who shold be avenged!
 * Kanji: Now that's my Senpai! Let's make this a contest. I'll show you clowns how a real man gets it done!
 * Yosuke: Calm down! This is turning into something we've all got a stake in. I'm mean, do you realize what you're saying? This means we're the ones that have to approach the girls. That just sounds lame... and I doubt it'll go well for us...
 * Kanji: Ya chicken?
 * Yosuke: That's now what I mean...
 * Kanji: All we gotta do is ask for them to be our friend. And make then make 'em say "yes."
 * Yosuke: Well, I guess there's nothing to lose...
 * Kanji: That's the spirit, Senpai! And if I lose, I'll run around the block in nothin' but my underwear and those gag glasses Yukiko-senpai had!
 * Yosuke: ...Only girls count for this, all right?
 * Kanji: You're still stuck on that!? Dammit! Hell if I'm gonna lose this!
 * (In a strange turn of events, the three of you are having a pickup contest...!)
 * Kanji: I'm not gonna lose this one. I'll sow you how a man like Kanji Tatsumi gets thing done!
 * Yosuke: Why did we even start this...? Anyway, my highest priority is to make sure Kanji doesn't beat me!
 * Yu: Good luck. I'm going to win. I give up already.
 * Yosuke: Dude, are you serious? Oh, geez... I can't lose now.
 * Little girl: ......
 * (There's a young girl standing there.)
 * (Will you talk to her?)
 * Yu: Talk to her.
 * Little girl: ...Si? Que quieres?
 * (How will you respond?)
 * Yu: Que haces?
 * Little girl: Vaya, nada mal. Hablas espanol? Muy bien, vamos a platicar. Como te llamas?
 * Yu: Me llamo Jorge.
 * Little girl: En serio!? Te llamas Jorge!? Gusto en conocerte, Jorgito!
 * (She nicknamed you "Jorgito"!)
 * Little girl: Entonces... Que pasa, Jorgito!
 * Yu: Cual es tu numero de celular?
 * Little girl: No tel lo puedo dar. My mom doesn't let me give it to strangers. But your Spanish was muy bein! Way to be a citizen of the world! Well, I'm gonna go. Nos vemos, Jorgito!
 * (The little game went home.)
 * (You weren't able to get her number...)
 * (A little time passed...)
 * Older lady: Gosh dangit! Nothing today, again...
 * (There's an older woman here. Maybe you should talk to her...)
 * (Talk to her.)
 * Older lady: Oh? Can I help you? You seem youn... How old are you? What do you do?
 * Yu: I'm a fresh-faced high schooler.
 * Older lady: Heh, just a stupid kid... Words like "fresh-face" are meant for women like me! If you're under eighteen, you're under my limit. Go talk to someone else.
 * (You should give up on getting her number...)
 * (A little time passed...)
 * Flamboyant high school girl: And that guy trying to pick up was such a loser. That nose piercing of his made him look like you!
 * Loud high school girl: Hahahaha! That sounds awful! What did he think he was, Inaba beef?
 * (A couple of flash high school girls are here. Will you talk to them...?)
 * (Talk to them)
 * Flamboyant high school girl: What the hell? Who are you? Are you hitting on us?
 * Loud high school girl: Well... He is kinda cute. We're not doing anything right now, so maybe we could hang out.
 * Flamboyant high school girl: I haven't seen you around. Where do you live?
 * Yu: Inaba.
 * Loud high school girl: Haha, Inaba, he says! What a redneck! That's too funny!
 * Flamboyant high school girl: I heard Inaba's so dead, the farm animals have taken over! Four legs good, two legs bad!
 * Loud high school girl: Ahahahahahaha! That's like that book! Let me hear you squeal, country boy!
 * Yu: If you say so!
 * (You went with the flow and gave a squeal.)
 * (Your Courage has increased.)
 * Flamboyant high school girl: Ahahahaha! You're so funny!
 * Loud high school girl: Oink oink! Sooooo-eeeeee! Whatever you Inaba people do to keep your pig overlords happy! That was a good one! I've bet you're one of the pigs' pets in Inaba!
 * (You seem to have hit it off with the girls!)
 * (You spoke to the girls for a while...)
 * Loud high school girl: Hey, give me your cell number. I'll call you when I'm bored.
 * Yu: If I can get yours, too.
 * Flamboyant high school girl': What? Why do we have to give you ours? Like I said, we'll call YOU. Don't be so desperate, geez.
 * Loud high school girl: Come on, give me your number! I'll call you when we're bored, and you'll be there in five minutes to entertain us. Simple, huh?
 * Flamboyant high school girl: If you're late, I'll post your number to an online dating site!
 * (You feel the situation is turning ugly.)
 * (It seems wise to run away.)
 * (You were somehow able to extricate yourself from the girls...)
 * (You didn't get their phone numbers...)
 * (A little time passed...)
 * Kanji: ...Hey, give it to me.
 * Pure girl: Um... But...
 * Kanji: Hurry up. I ain't got all day.
 * Pure girl: Waahhhhhh...! I-I'm sorry! I don't have any money!
 * Kanji: What? I just wanted to fix the string...
 * Pure girl: The... string?
 * Kanji: Yeah, the threads in your sleeve are comin' undone! The string's hangin' out! It's drivin' me crazy! I'm gonna blind-stitch the hell out of it!
 * Pure girl: Waaahh! Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry it's unraveling!
 * (Neither of them seems to be understanding the other...)
 * Fashionable girl: Wow, so your dad runs a Junes. I see their commercials all the time.
 * Yosuke: Yep, we always thank our customers. Every day's great at your Junes. I'll show you around the Inaba store! If I can get your number, that is... So... yeah! It would just really be great if I could get that number!
 * Fashionable girl: What!? But I never got to Inaba!
 * Yosuke: I'll give you a coupon for meat! 20% off, good only on Wednesdays!
 * Fashionable girl: Uhh... Whatever... No thanks...
 * Yosuke: Then just the last 8 digits of your number! That's good enough for me!
 * (Yosuke seems to be having a hard time...)
 * Beautiful lady: ....
 * (There's a gorgeous woman here. Will you talk to her?)
 * Beautiful lady: Hm...? What does a cute boy like you want with me?
 * Yu: Are you alone? I'm hitting on you. It's love at first sight!
 * Beautiful lady: Hahaha, taking the direct approach, I see. Well then... I guess you can have a little of my time. It doesn't seem like the one I was waiting for is coming, anyway. I kind of like younger boys. They're innocent, and adorable... It makes me want to educate them about some things. Hmm... How do you feel about older woman?
 * Yu: I love them.
 * Beautiful lady: Oh, really? Then we might be a good match, hahah. Hey... Do you want to hang out? Not today, I mean, and not if you don't want to. But if you want... I could teach you a lot about how grown-ups play...
 * (Things are going well.)
 * (One more push, and you may be able to get her number.)
 * Beautiful lady: Haha, well? Do you want to play with me?
 * Yu: Yes, please.
 * Beautiful lady: Haha, you're adorable. I'm starting to like you... But I have something to do right now, so this isn't the best day... Maybe next time.
 * (This is your chance to ask her for her phone number...)
 * (Will you try to get her digits?)
 * Yu: Ask for her number.
 * Beautiful lady: Alright, here you go, just for you. Call me, won't you?
 * (You got the lady's cell phone number!)
 * Beautiful lady: I'll be waiting.
 * (You took more time than expected.)
 * (You need to meet up with your friends...)
 * Yosuke: ...How'd it go?
 * Kanji: Not as well as I hoped.
 * Yosuke: I thought so...
 * Kanji: Oh, but I did get a phone number from some chick who said to give her a call... Does that count?
 * Yosuke: A girl hit on you!? What did she say!?
 * Kanji: Somethin' like it only costin' so much for an hour, I dunno... What was she talkin' about?
 * Yosuke: How dense are you? There's no way that counts! What about you? Did you get anything?
 * Yu: Of course.
 * Yosuke: Way to go, partner! Was it her cell? What kind of girl was it? C'mon, you should call her up! Please? ...Pretty please? PLEASE!?
 * Kanji: How many times are you gonna beg...? so, you're gonna all her, right? ...Right?
 * (You decide to try and call the number you got...)
 * Yosuke: She picked up...!
 * Kanji: Senpai's the man...
 * Man's voice: Uhh, hello?
 * (You hear an unfamiliar man's voice on the other end of the line...)
 * Yu: Hello? Who're you? Let me talk to the girl.
 * Man's voice: Oh, I get it... it's you, huh? You rat bastard! You're dead, shitbird! How dare you hit on my girl!? I'll rip off you head and spit down yer neck! You better not call again, got it!?
 * Yosuke: I can hear him from here... Was that dude for real...? W-Well, haha... That's the risk you take! All right, I'm up next! Last chance!
 * Kanji: You pulled it off, Yosuke-senpai!?
 * Yosuke: Heheh, of course I did. One phone number, right here!
 * Kanji: Amazing!
 * Yosuke: Man, it wasn't easy, too. She was crazy hot. I just had to push myself a bit and go for a sexy, older woman. Time to give her a call! I hope you guys are ready for this. Hello? It's me!
 * Girl's voice: Yosuke-kun?
 * Yosuke: Yep! The guy who asked you out on a motorcycle ride! Man, I can't wait. Huh? You know my name?? Did I tell you?
 * Girl's voice: Of course I know your name. We go to the same school.
 * Yosuke: We do? That's impossible. I mean, you... Wait... that voice...
 * Girl's voice: This is Hanako Ohtani. Why did you think I was? Uh, how'd you get my number?
 * Yosuke: Oh god, IO am in such deep shit... D-Did I call te wrong number?