Escape from the Barnyard

The Beginning
(Otis making a statue of the Farmer, and Pip dress up of like the Farmer) (Duke, Rabbit, and Eeyore walks in) (Pip runs off. Then, Abby starts comes in) (Pig and Cosmo eating the statue) (Everyone comes to the window) (The farmer brings out a new machine. The binoculars are to blurry) (Abby takes a look) (Then Otis call's Farmer, and Farmer runs into the house to answer the phone. Otis, Abby, Pip, Pooh, Cosmo and Lincoln comes in) (They began to steam) (Everyone screaming and goes back to the barn) (Freddy with a fork and a giant knife) (Everyone was surprised and shocked) (Freddy excited) (Everyone look at Freddy suspiciously) (The farmer enters and lighting roars)
 * Pip: Whoo-Hoo, look at me, I'm the Farmer. Howdy, I've worn overalls for 27 years.
 * Otis: Pip, can you focus, please?
 * Baljeet: Yeah, you just made him smear the face. It takes us 2 hours to make it.
 * Otis: Yeah, do we have to get someone else to pose for my cream cheese statue of the Farmer?
 * Tigger: Me! Pick me! Me, me, me!
 * Lana: I'll do it.
 * Scruffy: I can handle posing for you, Otis.
 * Freddy: Oh, pick me, pick me. I'll pose for you. Let me be the Farmer. I want to be the Farmer! I earned this!
 * Piglet: Oh, Freddy. Always tried to be the center of attention.
 * Lincoln: I'll do it. I'd make a good farmer.
 * Cosmo: No, No! I want to do this, because I know about art.
 * Wanda: Huh, Cosmo. Your art always washed up.
 * Cosmo: Oh yeah, why is that?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Because you do your art in underwater.
 * Duke: I should be the Farmer. He and I are tight like that.
 * Pip: Dude your such a kiss-up.
 * Eeyore: It figures.
 * Luna: It so obvious.
 * Olive Doyle: Well, dog will do anything to get attention from their owner.
 * Rabbit: They has a point there, Duke. Just because your man's best friend and kiss him and stuff, doesn't mean you should pose as him.
 * Duke: (To Rabbit) Not true. I have never kissed the Farmer. I do admitt to do some licking. But thats perfectly normal canine behavior. I find the man to be very refreshing.
 * Rabbit: (moans)
 * Wanda: Kiss up!
 * Bessie: (comes in the Barn) Hey, Leonardo de Dum-Dum! You said you were going to help Abby with the tick infestation.
 * Pip: I'll clean your ticks.
 * Bessie: Touch me and go from mouse to mouse pad.
 * Pip: Later. (runs off)
 * Abby: Come on, Otis. Those ticks won't stand a chance against my new lady beautiful styling combs.
 * Lynn: We're ready for them.
 * Otis: This is much more important. And...there. The perfect gift for Farmer Appreciation Week. We have a sweet deal here folks. Its time to show the man so gratitude.
 * Pig: Well said Otis.
 * Cosmo: Yeah, this is good.
 * Otis: Guys, would you two stop eating the farmer's head.
 * Cosmo: Sorry.
 * Pip: Delivery Truck!
 * Otis: Sweet crispy cud! Is that what I think it is?
 * Wanda: Looks pretty big.
 * Lana: I wonder what it is.
 * Freddy: Its dark and scary. Its filled with evil!
 * Otis: Wrong, not evil. Its a new high tech digital sound system. And we get to use it when the farmer is out. Is this guy awesome or what?
 * Abby: That doesn't look like a sound system.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Looks like a grill.
 * Isabella: A pretty big one.
 * Otis: Whoa, excuse me Miss Know-it-Alls, I think I know state of the art technology when I see it. Come everybody. Lets go check it out!
 * Otis: Works every time.
 * Pip: The Quick Fryer Mark IV.
 * Otis: Hmm...
 * Lincoln: That's a weird name for a stereo.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Maybe Sunset Shimmer was right about being a grill.
 * Otis: (To Pooh) No no no no, watch and learn ok? The CDs go in here. (opens it) Then you crank up the volume right here. (turns the nob)
 * Pip: And then, you run away and screaming.
 * Cosmo: Ah, hot steam! On the bright side, my shirt not wrinkled.
 * Otis: Ok so... not a sound system.
 * Freddy: Hmm...something smells scrumptious. I mean disturbing! I knew that thing was evil! Evvvviilll!
 * Otis: Stop that!
 * Abby: Otis, whether we want to admit or not, the Farmer has purchased...a barbecue grill.
 * Sunset Shimmer: I knew it!
 * Freddy: Yay, I love kabobs.
 * Lori: What!?!
 * Freddy: Sorry.
 * Pig: I love kabobs too. You know, unless I know the kabobe.
 * OIive Doyle: I think I'm more veggie kabob than a meat kabob.
 * Lincoln: Well don't knock it til you try it.
 * Baljeet: I, too, feel a certain element of kebabism.
 * Burford: Quiet you!
 * Scruffy: Especially with all those sauces you could put on it.
 * Sunset Shimmer: What do you perfer, Leni?
 * Leni: I think prefer sriracha.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Yeah and honey, too!
 * Rabbit: Huh, how can you think of honey, at a time like this?
 * Winnie the Pooh: I practice.
 * Otis: Ok enough with the kabobs, ok? It is not a barbecue! The farmer is a total vegan, guys.
 * Bessie: Vegan my rump! You know what I heard?
 * Wanda: What?
 * Bessie: I heard he ate an entire village down in Mexico.
 * Lisa: That scientifically impossible.
 * Otis: Yeah, pretty sure that not true. The farmer has absolutely no interest in meat whatsoever.
 * Pip: Here come the carnivore!
 * Scruffy: Scatter!
 * Farmer: Its time sheep. (Takes one of the sheep and leaves)

(Farmer comes back with a big pot)
 * Freddy: This is horrible! My dearest friends are going to be barbecued! (sobbing then thinking about meats then freaking out again)
 * Duke: I'm too young to be eaten. Too Young!
 * Pip: Dude get a grip your a dog.
 * Adyson: Yeah, you're his pet.
 * Tigger: That would be disgusting if he ate his own pet dog.
 * Duke: What you saying I wouldn't be nice with some low fat chips and nice cherry cola?
 * Otis: Aright enough with the chips and the cola! This is crazy talk people, come on. Even if the farmer dips in seasons, I still wouldn't believe it.
 * Pip: Captain Cold Cuts, two o clock!
 * Luna: Quick, hide!
 * Farmer: (reading a instruction book) Pour olive oil dip calf. Add garlic salt. Let sit for 6 hours. (Puts calf in the pot and leaves)


 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh no. He's got Joey.
 * Freddy: He's marinating Joey in olive oil! And I would've used teriyaki and a chicken or Cornish game hen. If I crave flesh! Which I don't!
 * Scruffy: Stop talking!
 * Sunset Shimmer: Now do you do believe us?
 * Rabbit: I'm sorry Otis. But, the person you admired all these years is going to eat you.
 * Otis: How can I look you in those raisin eyes again? (Smack the statue on the ground)
 * Pig: Oh, I got dibs!
 * Cosmo: Save some for me!
 * Otis: Everyone, the Farmer has betrayed us.
 * Lucy: I just wanna say I'm sorry for your loss of your fellow animals...and that I'd be honored to serve as funeral director.
 * Eeyore: So what do we do now.
 * Otis: The only thing we can do, Eeyore. Pack your things, we're leaving the barnyard,forever.
 * Pig: Hey whose got bagels?
 * Cosmo: And crackers..
 * Wanda: Not now Cosmo!

The Middle
(So they made their escape from the Barnyard) (They cut into a yard house) (Leni, Luna, Luan, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily backs up) (Everyone tiring to get in the Basket and broke the roof) (Everyone still trying to get in the basket) (Everyone is in the balloon in the thunderstorm) (The balloon pops and releases the hot air) (They began to fall and scream and land into a tree) (Cosmo gets struck by lightning) (Everyone was amazed) (every having a good time) (Cut to Freddy) (cut to Otis, Abby, Pip, Pooh, Piglet, Cosmo, Lynn, Scruffy and Tigger) (Otis hallucinates the golf ball as Joey) (Otis leaves creepily) (Pooh and Tigger doesn't get) (He now imagines to ball cleaner as a sheep) (He now see the farmer as the grill) (Otis extremely panicked. Otis hits a garnder and takes the golf kart) (Otis heads off and warns to others) (Otis warns everyone) (Everyone was still not convinced)
 * Pip: We're ready to go, Otis.
 * Otis: Has the escape pod been built to mu exact specifications?
 * Pip: Yeah, listen, we couldn't get an escape pod, because Cosmo & Wanda don't have enough magic with their wands to get the parts so we had to go a little more low-tech.
 * Otis: Ok, so no warp drive.
 * Ferb Fletcher: Um, no.
 * Otis: Thrusters?
 * Phineas Flynn: Uh-uh.
 * Otis: Air Brakes?
 * Lincoln: No.
 * Otis: Doors?
 * Pip: Negative.
 * Tigger: But, do we have a floor?
 * Pip: Uh, Define floor.
 * Otis: All right, well, uh, we got hot air. That's a thing, right?
 * Wanda: Yes.
 * Sunset Shimmer: By the way. What did you get the air from?
 * Pip: You don't want to know.
 * Gretchen: Well, we have to go a little green.
 * Pig: My work here is done.
 * Lola: I don't think I need to tinkle after all.
 * Scruffy: Yeah, you don't want to go in there for a while
 * Otis: Alright people listen up! A daring aerial escape is our only hope! Now, its going to be a squeeze, so carefully...
 * Freddy: FARMER!!!!
 * Winnie the Pooh: Gang way!
 * Lincoln: Every man or creature for themselves!
 * Farmer: Dang Termites. Always chewing on something. Dang thing.
 * Mrs. Beady: Nathan Randall, are we insured for damage cause by flying barnyard animals and kids?
 * Mr. Beady: (groans) Got a postcard from your brain today. Its having a wonderful time.
 * Mrs. Beady: Oh ha ha ha, make fun of me. Well I'll tell you something, mister
 * Mr. Beady: (groans) Somebody take me out, take me out
 * Mrs. Beady: Did I get a postcard?
 * Tigger: Man, we're high up.
 * Piglet: And I forgot how much I'm scared of heights.
 * Lisa: I'm not so sure we should do this.
 * Ferb: Especially, in this kind of weather
 * Abby: Yeah, Otis, do you known where you're going?
 * Otis: Relax, Cosmo is stirring the balloon for that bank dark storm clouds to avoid being spotted.
 * Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother.
 * Sunset Shimmer: You're letting Cosmo drive!?!
 * Jermey Johnson: I don't think that's really a good idea, Otis.
 * Olive Doyle: Especially with those Mammothus storm clouds.
 * Winnie the Pooh: It's like having a second Lisa and Baljeet.
 * Wanda: Yeah and you know Cosmo always drives everything with his eyes closed.
 * Cosmo: Don't worry guys, I got this.
 * Otis: Well that wasn't so bad.
 * Otis: Is everyone ok?
 * Freddy: (angrily) What do you think?
 * Pig: (smelling himself) I smell like bacon.
 * Cosmo: Mmm, bacon.
 * Wanda: Think about it or I kill you.
 * Cosmo: Sorry.
 * Lisa: Besides, riding in a thunderstorm was not a wise choice.
 * Scruffy: I agreed with you, Lisa.
 * Baljeet: I concur. Usually, about 1 out of 10 are usually struck by lightning during a thunderstorm.
 * Holly: Like that?
 * Lisa: Yep.
 * Abby: Otis?
 * Otis: I know what you're gonna say. (as Abby) "Never fly into a lightning storm and never let Cosmo drive ever again."
 * Abby: I was gonna say that, but then, I took a good look around.
 * Otis: (Gasp)
 * Otis: I think we're gonna like it here.
 * Peck: Oh, Pig, this pond is perfect for my "Water Ballet." (Laughs) We are in paradise.
 * Pig: Look at this haul. Tater Tots, Pizza...
 * Freddy: Chicken Salad, Turkey Jerky... It's like some beautiful Poultry-filled dream. Hold me.
 * Otis: That's what I'm talking about.
 * Pip: Birdie off the greenskeeper's cabeza, nice.
 * Cosmo: I love golfing.
 * Tigger: You don't play golf, cause' you're a fairy remember?
 * Cosmo: Oh, yeah. Than why I'm have a golf clubs?
 * Winnie the Pooh: Uh, that's not golf clubs, Cosmo. That's your art stuff.
 * Lynn: Okay, my turn. Now where is my roller skates?
 * Scruffy: Wait. There's no roller skates in golf.
 * Lynn: The way I play, there is! [grabs them and goes to put them on.]
 * Otis: Let's me tee that up for ya, Lynn ol pal.
 * Joey: Why you leave me behind Otis? I was counting on you.
 * Otis: Joey?
 * Joey: I'm all oily.
 * Otis: There's nothing I can do. It was the farmer. THE FARMER!!!
 * Abby: Otis who are you talking too?
 * Tigger: Yeah are you alright?
 * Otis: Huh? No one. I got to go..,, wash this thing its to chatty... I mean dirty. It's very dirty
 * Joey: And Oily!
 * Abby: Is he alright?
 * Winnie the Pooh: Who knows.
 * Pip: He still upset about the farmer. You know how it is when a friend tries to barbecue you.
 * Otis: Ok, keep it together, Otis. Everything's fine. Everyone's happy. Just relax and enjoy your tower of stillness
 * Sheep: Hey, Otis. Got any mint jelly for my leg?
 * Otis: No, I dont think... (screams) Why you there?! Just ignore it. (nervously laughing and hyper ventilating)
 * Farmer: How you like your friends Otis? Grilled or honey roasted? (manically laughing)
 * Otis: Playing through!
 * Freddy: Oh, yes, dont mind if I do. Why thank you I will. No after you I will
 * Sunset Shimmer: What's going on Otis?
 * Otis: Drop everything, people! We're going back!
 * Freddy: Ahhh, Hold tight my deliciously packed friends. I shall return.
 * Leni: Why should we go back?
 * Lori: Yeah, I mean we got you guys away from being eaten.
 * Rabbit: And almost got electrocuted by a thunderstorm.
 * Kaite: And now you want to go back?
 * Candace Flynn: You must be crazy to take on the farmer and probably won't end on a skewer.
 * Phineas Flynn: Plus we don't have enough equipment to get you back.
 * Abby: They're right, Otis. I'll knock three strokes of my game since we been here.
 * Otis: We have to save our friends! Now the farmer we loved is gone for good but we can still end he carnivorous reign of terror!
 * Pig: Hmm, pass
 * Pip: Pass
 * Abby: Pass
 * Freddy: Big pass. Huge pass.
 * Scruffy: I'm staying here.
 * Wanda: Me too.
 * Olive Doyle: I'm good.
 * Piglet: So am I.
 * Lincoln: Sorry, Otis, but it's unanimous.
 * Otis: That pathetic. Did Luke Skywalker pass when he had to blow up the Death Star? Did Tarzan pass when Jane was threaten by the Chimp King? Did that guy...pass...when he had to do the thing.. in the place...with those people? You bet he didn't! Now who's with me?
 * Otis: (pretending his hands were killers) Get in the kart or the cow...gets it.
 * Cosmo: Well, I'm convinced.
 * Lucy: Morons.

The Ending
(The scene cuts to our heroes looking for the farm) (They head towards the grill and Otis and Cosmo start banging it will golf clubs) (They open the grill and the sheep naked) (Joey comes in skipping) (Otis ran to the farmer in slow motion but accidentally crushed him in the process) (The next day) (The real farmer comes in and falls down. Then, Pig and Cosmo eating the statue again) (Otis takes the statue)
 * Otis: Hang tough, guys. It may take weeks to find our home. Heck, it may even take months. But so help me...
 * Abby: We're here!
 * Otis: I knew that.
 * Rabbit: Sure you did!
 * Pip: The farmer just put someone in the barbecue! And now he's back into the field!
 * Otis: For another victim, no doubt!
 * Piglet: We're too late!
 * Otis: Not yet were not. We gotta save whoever is in that grill!
 * Otis: Open up! Open! Why wont you open? (getting exhausted)
 * Cosmo: Let's just use dynamite!
 * Pip: Guys, try pressing the button that say "Open".
 * Otis: Oh, right.
 * Sheep: (shrieked) Do you mind? I'm barely dressed here!
 * Otis: Sheep? Your not barbecued! And you don't have wool.
 * Sheep: The farmer clipped me with his new shearing knifes as part of my tick treatment.
 * Otis: Tick treatment?
 * Sheep: Why you think I'm lying here? These lights kill ticks on contact.
 * Otis: Its a tick killing machine?
 * Scruffy: Wait, if this machine kills ticks, then where's Joey?
 * Lynn: Yeah, we saw him being covered in oil.
 * Joey: The oil soothes your skin while you wait for your treatment. Oily,oily.
 * Sunset Shimmer: Well that's a relief!
 * Lana: A big one.
 * Leni: I'll say.
 * Tigger: Beats doing cleaning animals the old fashioned way.
 * Winnie the Pooh: I guess he was only taking care of you guys.
 * Otis: Yeah. I guess your right. You hear that, he not a carnivorous fiend. Whoo-who!
 * Tigger: That's gotta hurt.
 * Jeremy Johnson: Really hurt.
 * Luan: Yeah, I think Otis gave him too much love. (laughs)
 * Lincoln: Not now, Luan.
 * Wanda: We better get him to the hospital.
 * Isabella: No need. Ladies, time to put your First Aid Patches to use.
 * Fireside Girls: Yes, mam!
 * Otis: It feels real good to be home.
 * Tigger: You said it.
 * Pip: That thing looks actually like the farm!
 * Otis: Really? You think?
 * Sunset Shimmer: Pretty sure.
 * Pip: The neck brace really highlights the eyes.
 * Pig: Looks better without the head.
 * Cosmo: You said it.
 * Sunset Shimmer and Wanda: Cosmo!
 * Pip and Otis: Pig!

THE END!