The Guitarist Amplification


 * (The adults are arguing in the apartment)
 * (Sheldon blends)
 * Penny: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!
 * Leonard: He doesn't like fighting.


 * (The Guys are in the hero store while Howard and Raj are starting to argue to Leonard about who was to blame in Leonard's and Penny's argument about Justin.)
 * Raj (To Leonard): It's like my girl Beyoncé says: "If you like it, then you should've put a ring on it."
 * (Leonard looks confused)
 * Howard: Oh, come on, at the very least when she found out Leonard was upset about it, she should've backed off.
 * Raj: You mean like when a guy is upset because his friend agreed to go to cooking class with him and then doesn't show up because he was doing a juice fast with his mother?
 * Howard: I didn't know you were upset about that.
 * Raj: Really? Did you miss all the subtle indicators like me saying, "Howard, I am upset!"?
 * (Sheldon notices them fighting.)
 * Howard: OKAY! Sorry.
 * Raj: Maybe it must mean something different in this country, but back in India, it means you are upset with a guy named Howard!
 * Howard: OKAY! I said I'm sorry.
 * Raj: Sorry doesn't make it up to the fact that I had to make Chicken and Rice with this vegan guy, You know what vegan chicken with rice is? RICE!
 * Howard: NAH, WELL DID YOU THINK I WAS HAVING FUN SITTING AROUND ALL NIGHT LISTENING TO MY MOTHER SAYING TO ME (imitating Mrs. Wolowitz) "HAVE YOU EVER PEED SO MUCH IN YO LIFE?!"?!
 * (Sheldon is getting upset and stressed by Howard and Raj's fight.)
 * Raj: OH..., MY... GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A MAMA'S BOY!
 * Howard: HEY, DON'T BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!
 * Raj: YOU BROUGHT YOUR MOTHER INTO THIS!
 * (Sheldon finally loses his temper at them.)
 * Sheldon: STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU, All this fighting; I might as well be back with my parents!
 * (imitating mother) Damn it, George; I told you if you didn't quit drinking, I'd leave you!
 * (imitating father) Well, I guess that makes you a liar, 'cause I'm drunk as hell and you're still here!
 * (imitating mother) Stop yelling! You're making Sheldon cry!
 * (imitating father) I'll tell you what's making Sheldon cry, that I let you name him Sheldon!
 * (Sheldon storms out of the store and everyone is dazzled.)
 * Howard: Boy, what got him so upset?
 * Raj: Oh, sure, you can tell when Sheldon's upset.


 * (Sheldon has run away from Leonard and Penny and has gone to Howard's house. He is about to knock)
 * Mrs Wolowitz: HOWARD, ANSWER THE DOOR, I'M BUSY!
 * Howard: I'M BUSY TOO, YOU ANSWER IT!
 * Mrs Wolowitz: I CAN'T, I'M ON THE TOILET!
 * Howard: FOR GOD'S SAKES, I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR THAT! CAN'T YOU JUST SAY "I'M BUSY"?!
 * Mrs Wolowitz: I SAID I'M BUSY, BUT THAT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!
 * (The camera pulls close to the door and Sheldon starts to leave.)
 * Howard: YOU KNOW WHAT, I HOPE IT'S ONE OF THOSE HOME INVASION DEALS AND THEY SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD!
 * Mrs Wolowitz: WELL, IF IT'S HOME INVADERS, DON'T TELL THEM I'M ON THE TOILET!
 * (When Howard opens the door, he finds no one there and had realized he had been knock-knock ditched.)
 * Howard: THERE'S NO ONE THERE, YOU'RE HEARING THINGS, CRAZY OL' LADY!
 * Raj: It's like my girl Beyoncé says: "If you like it, then you should've put a ring on it."
 * Howard: Oh, come on, at the very least when she found out Leonard was upset about it, she should've backed off.
 * Raj: You mean like when a guy is upset because his
 * Howard: Oh, come on, at the very least when she found out Leonard was upset about it, she should've backed off.
 * Raj: You mean like when a guy is upset because his

friend agreed to go to cooking class with him and then doesn't show up because he was doing a juice fast with his mother?
 * Howard: I didn't know you were upset about that.
 * Raj: Really? Did you miss all the subtle syndicators like me saying, "Howard, I am upset!"?
 * Howard: OKAY! Sorry.
 * Raj: Maybe it must mean something different in this country, but back in India, it means you are upset with a guy named Howard!
 * Howard: OKAY! I SAID UM... sorry.
 * Raj: Sorry doesn't make it up to the fact that I had to

make Chicken and Rice with this vegan guy, You know what vegan chicken with rice is? RICE!
 * Howard: NAH, WELL DID YOU THINK I WAS HAVING FUN SITTING

AROUND ALL NIGHT LISTENING TO MY MOTHER SAYING TO ME (imitating Mrs. Wolowitz) "HAVE YOU EVER PEED SO MUCH IN YO LIFE?!"?!
 * Raj: OH..., MY... GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A MAMA'S BOY!
 * Howard: HEY, DON'T BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!
 * Raj: YOU BROUGHT YOUR MOTHER INTO THIS!
 * Sheldon: STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU! All this fighting, I might as well be back with my parents!
 * (imitating mother) Damn it George; I told you if you didn't quit drinking, I'd leave you!
 * (imitating father) Well I guess that makes you a liar 'cause I'm drunk as hell and you're still here!
 * (imitating mother) Stop yelling! You're making Sheldon cry!
 * (imitating father) I'll tell you what's making Sheldon cry, that I let you name him Sheldon!
 * Howard: Well what got him so upset?
 * Raj: Oh sure, you can tell when Sheldon's upset.