Nosy


 * [Lilo, Stitch and Pleakley are having a poi balloon fight in the house; Pleakley throws a balloon close to Nani as she arrives]
 * Nani: Who threw that?!
 * [Lilo and Stitch point to Pleakley]
 * Pleakley: I was just gardening! They lured me into their evil poi balloon battle!
 * Nani: Look at this kitchen! Mr. Jameson's gonna think I'm a total slob!
 * Lilo: Mr. Jameson? As in father of Keoni Jameson?
 * Nani: As in the son of my potential new boss! They're both coming to brunch tomorrow!
 * Lilo: Keoni's coming here?! You gotta clean up this mess, Nani. [Nani glares at her angrily] Well, Stitch and I are going to the movies. Gotta hurry to catch that first show!


 * [Stitch pins down Nosy after he spoils the movie for him and Lilo]
 * Nosy: Hey, ow! What gives, blue guy?!
 * Lilo: Stitch, leave that kid alone!
 * Stitch: Naga kid! [pulls out Nosy's disguise] Cousin!
 * Lilo: Good eye.
 * Nosy: Yo, easy, Fido! I'm an alien experiment, not a dog toy.
 * Lilo: We know, and we're gonna help you find the one place where you truly belong.
 * Nosy: What are you, a greetin' card?
 * [Lilo unzips her bag]
 * Nosy: Hey, what's in that bag of yours? [grabs the bag and looks through it]
 * Lilo: Hey!
 * Nosy: [pulls out Lilo's diary] Oooh, a diary!
 * Stitch: Agaba! [snatches the diary and gives it back to Lilo]


 * Jumba: Ah! 199! One of my favorites.
 * Lilo: Says here he... "digs up dirt"?
 * Jumba: Not to be taken literally. 199 is like spy, designed to get nose into everybody's business.
 * Nosy: [walks in holding a book] Look what I found!
 * Lilo: My secret catalog of local vampires. I've been looking for that everywhere.
 * Nosy: Found it under 626's pillow!
 * [Lilo glares at Stitch, who then glares at Nosy]
 * Jumba: [chuckles] You see? 199 is very nosy.
 * Lilo: Nosy, huh? Then why'd you make him?
 * Jumba: Why else? To humiliate enemies by digging up most embarrassing secrets. 199 is quite entertaining with so much juicy gossip, no?


 * [Pleakley is forcing Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba to learn better etiquette for the Jamesons]
 * Nani: Pleakley, I got more eggs for the... AUGH! Pleakley! They're gonna be here in less than an hour! You're supposed to be cooking!
 * Pleakley: Don't worry your little head, Nani. The traditional yule log is roasting as we speak.
 * Nani: Yule log? But it's summer!
 * Pleakley: Well, Helen the hostess featured one on her show just yesterday. I think she knows what she's doing.
 * Nani: That was a rerun! Yule logs are for December, and they're not food!


 * [Stitch gives Nosy to Gantu to keep him out of the way during Mr. Jameson's visit]
 * Nosy: Hello, shorty! Hey, you're Gantu, the big dummy Lilo drew all those pictures of.
 * Gantu: Well, yes. I mean, no! I mean-- Who are you?!
 * Nosy: Experiment 199, at your service!
 * Gantu: 199?! I've been searching for you since your activation!
 * 625: Who is this guy? The big-nose experiment?
 * Gantu: It's the snooping experiment! The foolish Earth girl and the trog gave it to me!
 * Nosy: You mean Lilo and Stitch? Boy, do I got some dirt on them!
 * Gantu: Really? Tel me everything you know about their experiment files.
 * Nosy: Who cares about the experiments? You should hear about the love letters I found in Jumba's drawer!
 * 625: Ooh, I'm all ears!


 * [Gantu, annoyed by Nosy's talking, sends him to Hämsterviel]
 * Hämsterviel: Tell me, you unattractive talking experiment with such a gigantic nose, what do Gantu and 625 say about me?
 * Nosy: Not much. They mostly just sit around making up names for you. Rat-face...
 * Hämsterviel: What?!
 * Nosy: Hämsterjerk...
 * Hämsterviel: What?!
 * Nosy: Geisterviel!
 * Hämsterviel: WHAT?!
 * Nosy: If you want, I should repeat them?
 * Hämsterviel: NO!! I reject you and your huge nose! I'm sending you back to Gantu with some unflattering nicknaming of my own! [teleports Nosy back to Gantu's ship]
 * 625: [notices Nosy] Hey! [throws his magazine at Gantu]
 * Gantu: HEY!!
 * 625: The town gossip's back!
 * Gantu: You again?!
 * Nosy: Snagged rat-face's journal! It's gold!
 * Gantu: Really?
 * Nosy: Did you know Hämsterviel sleeps with a pacifier? He also wears platform shoes to make him look threatening. [Gantu takes the journal] And his dental habits, don't get me started!
 * Gantu: [whispers to 625] Get rid of him.


 * 625: Gantu wears what?!
 * Nosy: He wears bunny slippers. I saw him waking around in them.
 * 625: Get out!
 * Gantu: Keep it down out there!
 * Nosy: Wanna hear about Gantu's obsession with karaoke?
 * 625: Pray tell!