Trouble in the Shed

Ringo Starr UK Version:

 * Ringo Starr: The Fat Controller sat in his office listening to the noise outside. The passengers were angry. The Stationmaster came in.
 * Stationmaster: There's trouble in the Shed, Sir. Henry is sulking; there is no train, and the passengers are saying this is a Bad Railway.
 * The Fat Controller: Indeed!
 * Ringo Starr: Said the Fat Controller.
 * The Fat Controller: We cannot allow that.
 * Ringo Starr: He found Gordon, James and Henry looking very cross.
 * The Fat Controller: Come along, Henry, it’s time your train was ready.
 * Gordon: Henry’s not going.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: We won’t shunt like Common Tank Engines. That was Thomas’ job. We are Important Tender Engines. You fetch our coaches and we will pull them. Tender Engines don’t shunt.
 * The Fat Controller: Oh indeed.
 * Ringo Starr: Said the Fat Controller.
 * The Fat Controller: We’ll see about that; engines on My railway do as they are told.
 * Ringo Starr: And he hurried away to find Edward.
 * The Fat Controller: The yard has never been the same since Thomas left to run his branch line.
 * Ringo Starr: He thought sadly. Edward was shunting.
 * The Fat Controller: Leave those trucks please, Edward.
 * Ringo Starr: Said the Fat Controller.
 * The Fat Controller: I want you to push coaches for me in the Yard.
 * Edward: Thank you, Sir, that will be a nice change.
 * The Fat Controller: That’s a good engine, off you go then.
 * Ringo Starr: So Edward found coaches for the three engines, and that day the trains ran as usual. But next morning, Edward looked unhappy. Gordon came clanking past, hissing rudely.
 * The Fat Controller: Bless me!
 * Ringo Starr: Said the Fat Controller.
 * The Fat Controller: What a noise!
 * Edward: They all hiss me, Sir.
 * Ringo Starr: Answered Edward.
 * Edward: They say “Tender Engines don’t shunt”, and last night they said I had black wheels. I haven’t, have I, Sir?
 * The Fat Controller: No, Edward, you have nice blue ones, and I’m proud of you. Tender Engines do shunt, but all the same we do need another Tank Engine here.
 * Ringo Starr: He went to a workshop, and they showed him all sorts of engines. At last he saw a smart little green engine with four wheels.
 * The Fat Controller: That’s the one.
 * Ringo Starr: He thought.
 * The Fat Controller: If I choose you, will you work hard?
 * Percy: Oh Sir! Yes Sir!
 * The Fat Controller: That’s a good engine; I’ll call you Percy.
 * Percy: Yes Sir! Thank you Sir!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Percy and the Fat Controller brought him back to the yard
 * The Fat Controller: Edward.
 * Ringo Starr: He called.
 * The Fat Controller: Here’s Percy; will you show him everything?
 * Ringo Starr: Percy soon learned what he had to do, and they had a happy afternoon. Then Henry came by hissing as usual.
 * Percy: Whee - eesh!
 * Ringo Starr: Went Percy; Henry jumped and ran back to the Shed.
 * Edward: How beautifully you wheeshed him.
 * Ringo Starr: Laughed Edward.
 * Edward: I can’t wheesh like that.
 * Percy: Oh!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Percy.
 * Percy: That’s nothing; you should hear them in the workshop. You have to wheesh loudly to make yourself heard.
 * Ringo Starr: Next morning Thomas arrived.
 * Thomas: The Fat Controller sent for me; I expect he wants help.
 * Ringo Starr: He said to Edward.
 * Edward: Sh! Here he comes.
 * Ringo Starr: Replied Edward.
 * The Fat Controller: Well done Thomas; you’ve been quick. Listen, Henry, Gordon and James are sulking; they say they won’t shunt like Common Tank Engines. So I have shut them up, and I want you both to run the line for a while.
 * Thomas: Common Tank Engines indeed!
 * Ringo Starr: Snorted Thomas.
 * Thomas: We’ll show them.
 * The Fat Controller: And Percy will help too.
 * Percy: Oh Sir! Yes Sir! Please Sir!
 * Ringo Starr: Answered Percy. Edward and Thomas worked the main line, greeting each other as they passed by. Percy puffed along the branch line. Thomas was anxious about Annie and Clarabel, but both Driver and Guard promised to take care of them. There were fewer trains, but the passengers didn’t mind; they knew the three other engines were having a Lesson. Gordon, James and Henry were cold, lonely and miserable. They wished now they hadn’t been so silly.

Ringo Starr US Version:

 * Ringo Starr: Sir Topham Hatt sat in his office listening to the noise outside. The passengers were angry. The Stationmaster came in.
 * Stationmaster: There's trouble in the Shed, Sir. Henry is sulking; there is no train, and the passengers are saying this is a Bad Railway.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Indeed!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We cannot allow that.
 * Ringo Starr: He found Gordon, James and Henry looking very cross.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Come along, Henry, it’s time your train was ready.
 * Gordon: Henry’s not going.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: We won’t shunt like Little Tank Engines. That was Thomas’ job. We are Important Tender Engines. You fetch our coaches and we will pull them. Tender Engines don’t shunt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We'll see about that.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No engine on my railway is too important for small jobs.
 * Ringo Starr: And he hurried away to find Edward.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: The yard has never been the same since Thomas left to run his branch line.
 * Ringo Starr: He thought sadly. Edward was shunting.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Leave those freight cars please, Edward.
 * Ringo Starr: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to push coaches for me in the Yard.
 * Edward: Thank you, Sir, that will be a nice change.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That’s a good engine, off you go then.
 * Ringo Starr: So Edward found coaches for the three engines, and that day the trains ran as usual. But next morning, Edward looked unhappy. Gordon came clanking past, hissing rudely.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Bless me!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What a noise!
 * Edward: They all hiss me, Sir.
 * Ringo Starr: Answered Edward.
 * Edward: They say “Tender Engines don’t shunt”, and last night they said I had gray wheels. I haven’t, have I, Sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No, Edward, you have nice blue ones, and I’m proud of you. Tender Engines do shunt, but all the same we do need another Tank Engine here.
 * Ringo Starr: He went to a workshop, and they showed him all sorts of engines. At last he saw a smart little green engine with four wheels.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That’s the one.
 * Ringo Starr: He thought.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: If I choose you, will you work hard?
 * Percy: Oh Sir! Yes Sir!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That’s a good engine; I’ll call you Percy.
 * Percy: Yes Sir! Thank you Sir!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Percy and Sir Topham Hatt brought him back to the yard
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Edward.
 * Ringo Starr: He called.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Here’s Percy; will you show him everything?
 * Ringo Starr: Percy soon learned what he had to do, and they had a happy afternoon. Then Henry came by hissing as usual.
 * Percy: Whee - eesh!
 * Ringo Starr: Went Percy; Henry jumped and ran back to the Shed.
 * Edward: How beautifully you wheeshed him.
 * Ringo Starr: Laughed Edward.
 * Edward: I can’t wheesh like that.
 * Percy: Oh!
 * Ringo Starr: Said Percy.
 * Percy: That’s nothing; you should hear them in the workshop. You have to wheesh loudly to make yourself heard.
 * Ringo Starr: Next morning Thomas arrived.
 * Thomas: Sir Topham Hatt sent for me; I expect he wants help.
 * Ringo Starr: He said to Edward.
 * Edward: Sh! Here he comes.
 * Ringo Starr: Replied Edward.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well done Thomas; you’ve been quick. Listen, Henry, Gordon and James are sulking; they say they won’t shunt like Little Tank Engines. So I have shut them up, and I want you both to run the line for a while.
 * Thomas: Little Tank Engines indeed!
 * Ringo Starr: Snorted Thomas.
 * Thomas: We’ll show them.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And Percy will help too.
 * Percy: Oh Sir! Yes Sir! Please Sir!
 * Ringo Starr: Answered Percy. Edward and Thomas worked the main line, greeting each other as they passed by. Percy puffed along the branch line. Thomas was anxious about Annie and Clarabel, but both Driver and Conductor promised to take care of them. There were fewer trains, but the passengers didn’t mind; they knew the three other engines were having a Lesson. Gordon, James and Henry were cold, lonely and miserable. They wished now they hadn’t been so silly.

George Carlin US Version:

 * George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt sat in his office listening to the noise outside. The passengers were angry. The Stationmaster came in.
 * Stationmaster: There's trouble in the Shed, Sir. Henry is sulking; there is no train, and the passengers are saying this is a Bad Railway.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Indeed!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We cannot allow that.
 * George Carlin: He found Gordon, James and Henry looking very cross.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Come along, Henry, it’s time your train was ready.
 * Gordon: Henry’s not going.
 * George Carlin: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: We won’t shunt like Little Tank Engines. That was Thomas’ job. We're Important Tender Engines. You fetch our coaches and we will pull them. Tender Engines don’t shunt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We'll see about that.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No engine on my railway is too important for small jobs.
 * George Carlin: And he hurried away to find Edward.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: The yard has never been the same since Thomas left to run his branch line.
 * George Carlin: He thought sadly. Edward was shunting.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Leave those freight cars please, Edward.
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to push coaches for me in the Yard.
 * Edward: Thank you, Sir, that will be a nice change.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That’s a good engine, off you go then.
 * George Carlin: So Edward found coaches for the three engines, and that day the trains ran as usual. But next morning, Edward looked unhappy. Gordon came clanking past, hissing rudely.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Bless me!
 * George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What a noise!
 * Edward: They all hiss me, Sir.
 * George Carlin: Answered Edward.
 * Edward: They say “Tender Engines don’t shunt”, and last night they said I had gray wheels. I haven’t, have I, Sir?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No, Edward, you have nice blue ones, and I’m proud of you. Tender Engines do shunt, but all the same we do need another Tank Engine here.
 * George Carlin: He went to a workshop, and they showed him all sorts of engines. At last he saw a smart little green engine with four wheels.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That’s the one.
 * George Carlin: He thought.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: If I choose you, will you work hard?
 * Percy: Oh Sir! Yes Sir!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: That’s a good engine; I’ll call you Percy.
 * Percy: Yes Sir! Thank you Sir!
 * George Carlin: And Sir Topham Hatt brought Percy back to the yard
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Edward.
 * George Carlin: He called.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Here’s Percy; will you show him everything?
 * George Carlin: Percy soon learned what he had to do, and they had a happy afternoon. Then Henry came by hissing as usual.
 * Percy: Whee - eesh!
 * George Carlin: Went Percy; Henry jumped and ran back to the Shed.
 * Edward: How beautifully you wheeshed him.
 * George Carlin: Laughed Edward.
 * Edward: I can’t wheesh like that.
 * Percy: Oh!
 * George Carlin: Said Percy.
 * Percy: That’s nothing; you should hear them in the workshop. You have to wheesh loudly to make yourself heard.
 * George Carlin: Next morning Thomas arrived.
 * Thomas: Sir Topham Hatt sent for me; I expect he wants help.
 * George Carlin: He said to Edward.
 * Edward: Sh! Sh! Here he comes.
 * George Carlin: Replied Edward.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well done Thomas; you’ve been quick. Listen, Henry, Gordon and James are sulking; they say they won’t shunt like Little Tank Engines. So I have shut them up, and I want you both to run the line for a while.
 * Thomas: Little Tank Engines indeed!
 * George Carlin: Snorted Thomas.
 * Thomas: We’ll show them.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And Percy will help too.
 * Percy: Oh Sir! Yes Sir! Please Sir!
 * George Carlin: Answered Percy. Edward and Thomas worked the main line, greeting each other as they passed by. Percy puffed along the branch line. Thomas was anxious about Annie and Clarabel, but both Driver and Conductor promised to take care of them. There were fewer trains, but the passengers didn’t mind; they knew the three other engines were having a Lesson. Gordon, James and Henry were cold, lonely and miserable. They wished now they hadn’t been so silly.