Eat My Cookies

[The episode begins in Barrette Baret Girls Camp.]

Stimpy: My dream has finally come true! Boot camp!

Ren: Say, now this isn't bad. And dry log and all the creme chip buff we can eat. Stimpy, this is the good life. [Ren and Stimpy looks at Barrette Beret Girl Scouts.]

Fat Girl Scout: Well, looky here, ladies. You've got a some kind of a new regloots.

Stimpy: [salutes] Connect Stimpson J. Cat, reporting for duty, sir!

Ren: Okay okay, cut the crap. When do we have chows? I'm starved.

Fat Girl Scout: Looks like we got us a couple of life once here. [smiles]  Yup, witz gonna get real closer and body like. Just like one big happy family. But first, you gonna pass for your test.

Ren: [sobs] But yes.

Fat Girl Scout: You gotta earn some BADGES!!

Stimpy: Badges!

Fat Girl Scout: Lots of MERIT BADGES!!! Done maybe... JUST MAYBE... you'll be one of us. [Ren faints] So, you ladies got the gold to earn the first badge? Are you tough enough to sell... Barrette Baret Girl Cookies?!?

Stimpy: Oh, Ren, it's beautiful! Every spring, Barrette Scouts worldwide on starfrence and parking lots to sell their buddy charges.

Fat Girl Scout: And as a reward, you guts. TILL MIDNIGHT THIS ALL THOSE COOKIES ARE PAY TO PELLOTHECE! [walks away]

Stimpy: Oh boy, Ren! [Ren slaps Stimpy, Fades to the dessert. Ren and Stimpy are wearing Girl Scouts and he both standing on the Barrette Baret Girl Cookies.]

Ren: Naag! Why did the new girls always gets the worst peritory? You'll never sell any cookies way out here. [The Lizard was crawling back and Spiders are webbing. The flies are going through Stimpy's face. Ren sighs, he taps his finger. Stimpy's heart was ringing. Stimpy's heart bites himself. Stimpy's stomach was growling.]

Stimpy: Ren, I'm hungry! I've gonna have some food!

Ren: Here, eat some of your stinky ol' cookies.

Stimpy: Oh no, Ren! Barrette Berret girl was never taste the wrong cookies. I, Stimpson J. Cat promise that- [Ren put the cookie box on Stimpy's mouth. Stimpy was tasting cookies so good. Later, Ren and Stimpy are stuffed and sleeping at the corner. They both ate all the Barrette Berret Girl Cookies. Ren and Stimpy wokes up and looks at the car. Ren and Stimpy was screaming excitedly. Car stops to Ren and Stimpy.]

Fat Guy: Cookies, huh? [Ren and Stimpy nods "Yes".] Okay, give me a box. Here's $5.

Stimpy: No! Wait, Ren! Remember we ate all the cookie-

Ren: Shut up. [giggles nervously] What are we going to do? We can't sell the boxes. It is your fault! You... STUPID FAT CELL! HERE, big boy! Law on THIS!

Stimpy: Wait, Ren, we can fill the boxes with cactuses.

[Fat Guy tastes the cactus. Ren and Stimpy was sweating. Fat Guy taste good.]

Fat Guy: They're delicious. I'll take all you got. [Stimpy falls all the cactus on the Fat Guy's Car.] Thanks a lot! [drives off, Ren and Stimpy was waving goodbye at the Fat Guy.]

Ren: Yeah, yeah. Goodbye. Man, who had ever thought that being a women could be so proactable. [Fades to the tent. Ren are playing poker.] Okay, try and beat THIS! 4 cowboys! Read 'em and wheep.

Girl Scout: Oh darn. I'll I got is 4 aces!

Girl Scout #2: Aww shoot. Me too. [Ren drools down by sadness. Ren looks at the cards. Ren gives all $50 to Girl Scout.]

Stimpy: Did you have fun playing to the other girls?

Ren: Yeah sure. I had fish loaves of fun. They swiping all the cookie money! [tears off] Gone. All gone. [sighs]

Stimpy: [got the idea] I know, Ren! We can have lots of fun earning Merit Badges.

Ren: [grabs the book] Give me that STEUPID book!

Fat Girl Scout: She's right, you know. And I know the funniest badge of them all. But it ain't gonna be easy. It's a rare badge to ducked up without this badge. You must go alone. Into the woods. It's... this SNIPE hunting badge.

Stimpy: Golly! Snipe hunting.

Ren: Slap out of it, man! [slaps Stimpy] Don't you see with that game is, ya BIG dope!? There's no such thing as Snipes. It's a practical joke!

Fat Girl Scout: It's okay. We're go hunting without ya. Heh, it's a pity though. It's an all hyper badge.

Ren: Boy, you must been REALLY steupid. If we gonna left the brain on this noddler chase it's knot.

Stimpy: WE'LL GET THE SNIPE BADGE! WE'LL GET THE SNIPE BADGE! Hey, wait up! [Fat Girl Scout giggles, Fades to the camp. Cuts to Ren.]

Ren: Just as I thought, no Stimpy. Badges. Snipes. PHOOEY! I've had it! Big bad dog run a hundred brains. BAH! Cookies shmookies. [Stimpy opens the door at Ren.]

Stimpy: HEY REN! I got one, I got one! Ren?

Ren: What are you talking about? What did you catch?

Stimpy: Well, A snipes, of course.

Ren: Ehh, there's no such thing. They made it up. [Monster snipe roars at Ren. Monster bites Ren and goes in the bag. Monster attacks Ren. The iris was closing completely and the iris are opening to Snipe Badge.]

Girl Scout: Hey, way a go!

Girl Scout #2: I knew you can do it, Knucklehead.

Girl Scout: Yeah, a job well done.

[Ren looks at Stimpy. Ren sniffs.]

Fat Girl Scout: Psst. Don't you hear. I'll get something for ya. It's a special forbidden book.

Ren: "How to earn.. extra easy.. merit badges". Hey. This is my ticket to easy street. [In deleted scene, Fades to X marks a spot.]

Stimpy: Okay Ren, see the X? It says, "We're supposed to stand here." [Ren stands to the X.]

Ren: That was easy. Now what?

Stimpy: Well, now we're supposed to take one step forward.

Ren: Hey Stimpy, what badge we earning anyway?

Stimpy: Flying! [Ren and Stimpy are falling down] Hey look, Ren! We're open for another badge! The falling and jagging rocks badge. [Ren screams, Ren and Stimpy bumps the rock. [Girl Scout earns "Falling off Rocks" Badge to Ren. Fades to Ren searches a book with Stimpy]

Ren: Hmm, let's see. There's drowning. [The waves are flowing at Ren and Stimpy in the island. The crabs are climbing through Ren and Stimpy.] Collect badger eggs. [Ren picks the racoon. The racoon bites Ren's hand, Ren screams in pain.]

Racoon: So, you want to throw my eggs, eh? Well, be my guest! [Racoon throws the eggs. Ren and Stimpy running and covers his hands.]

Ren: And finally, The bravery in the face of Certain Doom badge. [opens the icebox] Ta-da. [Ren looks at 4 hideous bears. Cuts to Elk Bear Lodge and Stimpy. All 4 bears are attacking Ren offscreen. Stimpy salutes Ren. Ren salutes Stimpy. Fades to Ren, Stimpy and the Girl Scouts.]

Fat Girl Scout: So, you earned all the badges in the book? Heh. Now, you're earned to write all the Barrette Berret Girl secuience. [Old Man zips off to Fat Girl Scout. 2 mens zips off to 2 Girl Scouts. Stimpy smiles at Ren. Men zips off Stimpy. Men sees Ren.]

Ren: Oh well. Any room. [Skeleton zips off to Ren. All the men and even a skeleton are laughing. The iris was closing completely at the end of the episode.]