Infinity War Alternate HISHE


 * Red Skull: In order to take the stone you must lose that which you love.
 * Gamora: You love nothing. No one. Really? Tears?
 * Red Skull: They're not for him. They're also not for you.
 * Gamora: Wait what?
 * Thanos: Forgive me.
 * (Title card: Infinity War Alternate HISHE)
 * Thanos: Well, you had a Hulk.
 * Heimdall: All Fathers, let the dark magic flow through me one last time.
 * Ebony Law: My humble personage, it is now time for you to take the next infinity-
 * Loki: What?
 * Thanos: Great! This is just great! Now what are we gonna to do?
 * Thor: Phew. That was a close one. Thanks Heimdall.
 * Loki: Where did you send them?
 * Heimdall: To a place where they will never be found.
 * Thanos: Son of a...


 * Captain America: New haircut?
 * Thor: I see you've copied my beard.
 * Captain America: Is that a new weapon?
 * Thor: This thing? Oh yes, it's great! It's got a good weight to it. You can summon the Bifrost. It's gonna help me to defeat-
 * Groot: I am Groot.
 * Thor: Aaaaaaah! Demon Axe Handle!


 * Thanos: I'm sorry little one.
 * Guy: Did you do it?
 * Thanos: Yes.
 * Guy: What did it cost?
 * Thanos: Everything.