The LEGO Movie


 * [We see deep within the Lego mountain Vitruvius is guarding something when he senses someone approaching]
 * Vitruvius: He's coming. Cover your butt.
 * Guard: Cover the what?
 * [Lord Business busts in and does an evil laugh]
 * Lord Business: Vitruvius.
 * Vitruvius: Lord Business.
 * Lord Business: You've hidden the Kragle well, old man. [turning to his army of Lego robots] Robots, destroy him!
 * Vitruvius: Your robots are no match for a Master Builder, for our eyes see everything! [he sends out four Lego falcons and they get immediately destroyed by Lord Business, Vitruvius covers his eyes] My eyes!
 * [after knocking down Vitruvius Lord Business goes over to the Kragle]
 * Lord Business: The Kragle, the most powerful super weapon is mine. [he opens the Kragle] Ah! The Kragle! [he does an evil laugh] Now my evil power will be unlimited! Can you feel me?!
 * Robot: I can feel you.
 * [his robots start carrying the Kragle away]
 * Lord Business: Wooh! Nothing's gonna stop me now!
 * Vitruvius: Wait! There is a prophecy.
 * Lord Business: Oh, now there's a prophecy. [he turns to Vitruvius]
 * Vitruvius: About the Piece of Resistance.
 * Lord Business: Oh, yes, the supposed missing Piece of Resistance that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle. Give me a break!
 * [Vitruvius rises and turns to face Lord Business, suddenly his eyes shine brightly]
 * Vitruvius: One day a talented lass or fellow, a Special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground. And with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times. All this is true, because it rhymes.
 * Lord Business: Oh, well. That was a great inspiring legend that you made up. [suddenly he kicks Vitruvius with his giant robot leg off the edge of the cliff] The Special one? What a bunch of hippy dippy baloney.
 * [8 and a half years later; Emmet Brickowoski waking up in his apartment and turns off his alarm, he gets out bed yaws and stretches and walks through to his living room]
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Good morning, apartment! Good morning, doorway! Good morning, wall. Good morning, ceiling. Good morning, floor! Ready to start the day! [he grabs a book from a shelf] Ah, here it is. [reading from the manual] The instructions to fit in, have everybody like you, and always be happy! Step one; breath. [Emmet inhales and exhales deeply] Okay, got that one down. Step two; greet today's smile and say...
 * [we see all the Lego citizens opening their window and yelling]
 * Lego Citizens: Good morning, city!
 * [back to Emmet continuing with the instructions from the manual]
 * Emmet Brickowoski: Step three; exercise. Jumping Jacks him 'em! [he start jumping on the spot] One. Two. Three. I am so pumped up! [looking at the manual again] Step four; shower. [Emmet gets in the shower and starts washing himself] And always be sure to keep the soap out of your eyaaahh! [he screams as the soap gets into his eyes] [next we see Emmet standing in front of the bathroom mirror shaving] Shave your face, brush your teeth. Comb your hair. [he laughs to himself as he brushes his hair] Wear clothes.