Auto Erotic Assimilation


 * Summer: Wake up, people! You ave to fight it! You're under the spell of an evil monster!
 * Unity: I can hear you.
 * Summer: Yeah, so you keep saying.
 * Unity: (Grunts)
 * Morty: Summer!
 * Summer: Wake up! You have to some individuality left in there!
 * Unity: Why do you hate me, Summer?
 * Summer: I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to... Steven Philips. Steven, set yourself free.
 * Unity: Summer, before I took over this planet, this man was a registered sex offender.
 * Summer: Yeah? Well, so what? At least he was himself.
 * Unity: This woman was a drug addict on the verge of suicide. Now she's a marine biologist.
 * Morty: Listen, Unity, I don't think my sister's trying to say that life would be perfect without you. I think she's just saying that life would be, you know, life.
 * Unity: I have transformed life here into a paradise. Prostitutes are now scientists.
 * Unity: I'm feeling... (Retches)