Dirt Nappers

Dave: Hey Samson we're going swimming.

Ping Pong: Do you want to come?

Samson: Uh sorry fellas I have to stay here and open my birthday present from my mom.

Dave: Alright have fun now.

Ping Pong: I wonder what he asked for?

Dave: Probably a feather duster.

Samson: A feather duster I asked for that one last year this year I asked for a vacuum cleaner there's so many attachments so little time. Huh 3 pieces of dirt? Well at least it's out of the cabin. Well you call it a day when the camp is finally clean. It's clean as a whistle.

Edward: Hey Samson what happened to our camp and where's all the dirt?

Samson: Good morning Edward that is a good question what a mystery it's pretty clean though so you know that's kind of awesome.

Lazlo: Well who needs dirt anyways? I say embrace our new baron moonlike landscape.

Dave: What are we going to do now?

Lazlo: I say do what we normally do we play.

Raj: Yeah play.

Clam: Duh play.

Gordon: Strike 3 you're out.

Nurse Leslie: Next.

Edward: Whoever took our dirt is an evil monster.

Samson: Oh no this is horrible what shall I do?

Good Samson: Tell the truth Samson you'll feel better.

Bad Samson: No don't they'll all hate you.

Good Samson: What's wrong?

Bad Samson: This shoulder is so dirty.

Good Samson: Here you can use my scrub rap.

Bad Samson: Hey thanks.

Chip: Edward.

Skip: Edward.

Chip: Something horrible has happened.

Skip: Horrible.

Edward: What?

Chip: Our flies they they.

Edward: They what?

Skip: They left us see?

Lazlo: Uh Skip what's that spot on your shoulder? It's

Skip: What is it Lazlo?

Lazlo: It's a clean spot.

Chip: That's why the flies left we're becoming.

Chip and Skip: Clean.

Samson: What's happening to them Lazlo?

Lazlo: I don't know Samson.

Nurse Leslie: I know I had a feeling these guys would have a problem so I did a little research in my book with the little red cross thingy on it and found this.

Bean Scouts: Dung beetles with dirt.

Edward: Yeah so?

Nurse Leslie: Well yes then I found this.

Bean Scouts: Dung beetles without dirt.

Samson: Do they grow pajamas?

Nurse Leslie: No you civilian they fall asleep go dormant snooze city.

Lazlo: For how long?

Nurse Leslie: About 100 years.

Lazlo: What?

Nurse Leslie: Yes so change their sheets every decade or so goodbye now.

Edward: Well sleep tight fellas I'll see ya next century.

Samson: Nooooooo I know where the dirt is follow me.

Edward: What a second guinea pig how do you know where the dirt is?

Samson: Follow me. It's gone somebody must've stolen it.

Edward: Would you mind telling us how our dirt ended up in a garbage can?

Samson: Well I tidied up a little.

Lazlo: Samson if we don't get that dirt back Chip and Skip are headed for the big sleep.