Short Stuff


 * [Lilo and Stitch go to the carnival; Gantu and 625 are also at the carnival; Gantu is failing at the ring toss game]
 * Gantu: Stupid ring toss game! Must be rigged to prevent my winningǃ
 * 625: I didn't have a problem. [holding up his stuffed elephant] And I finally have something interesting to talk to. Ain't that right, Mr. Puffles? [hugs the elephant]
 * Gantu: [throws and misses a bottle again] Oh, poo! Why did we come to this primitive Earth recreation area anyway?
 * 625: Hey, to see that! [runs towards the World's Largest Sandwich display] A sandwich to end all sandwiches! The world record-holder in loaf size, meat density, and mayo per square inch! Oh, I gotta taste!
 * Gantu: [grabs 625] Stop it! We're trying to blend in on this planet!
 * 625: Just one bite! ONE BITE!
 * Gantu: Even your big mouth couldn't bite that monstrosity!
 * 625: I'm willing to die trying!


 * [Lilo and Stitch are trying to find a device in order to make Stitch bigger so he could be tall enough to go on the rides; Pleakley comes in after baking a pineapple shortcake]
 * Pleakley: What are you two doing?
 * Lilo: Stitch wants Jumba's help.
 * Pleakley: He's off-planet, doing his community service. He's a convicted evil genius, you know! But maybe I can help.
 * Lilo: See... Stitch is looking for evil genius help, not Pleakley help.
 * Pleakley: Hey! I can do more than cook and clean, you know! I was trained in Galactic Alliance Community College! I would make a perfectly acceptable substitute evil genius.
 * Lilo: Well... okay. Stitch thinks he needs to be bigger. I think he's wrong, but...
 * Pleakley: Hmm... A little conundrum of molecular resizefication, eh?


 * [while Lilo and Pleakley try to shrink Stitch back to normal size, Shortstuff comes in and sabotages the size ray, making him grow to a humongous size and terrorize Kokaua Town]
 * Lilo: Okay, we gotta get everyone back to normal size.
 * Pleakley: But we can't possibly shrink 297 now! We need an extension cord of impossible length! Oh, how will we stop that monstrosity?! How, I ask?!
 * Stitch: [holds out the size ray] Meega bigger!
 * Pleakley: Hmm.... fight bigger with bigger, eh? So, instead of one giant monster, we'll have two. [Stitch nods in agreement] It's so crazy, it just might work! ''[aims the ray at Stitch to make him bigger.


 * [Stitch and Shortstuff, now gigantic size, get ready to fight each other]
 * Lilo: These big monster battles never turn out well.


 * [Jumba returns and shrinks Stitch to his normal size to fight Shortstuff]
 * Pleakley: I know I could use some practice, but if you need a substitute evil genius again, I...
 * Jumba: Oh, no! You are like 626, best made for one true purpose.
 * Pleakley: You mean being a high-ranking official in the Galactic Alliance?
 * Jumba: No, I mean disguising self like ugly Earth female! [laughs] "Official!"


 * Yuki: Hey, look. Lilo's back with her little tiny friend.
 * Lilo: He's not tiny. He's just right.
 * Stitch: Perfecto!
 * Mertle: That's so sweet! Now get to the back of the line! We're gonna on the ride before you!
 * Ride Operator: OK, next! [sees Lilo and Stitch] Oh, hey, little miss! Come on in. You know you brought me the most popular ride in the carnival.
 * [Mertle is shocked that Lilo and Stitch go on the ride, which is really Shortstuff]