The Fairy Flu

(It starts off with a butterfly flying and showing the episode name. Then, a truck comes and hits it)


 * Timmy: Egg A birthday party? Aw rats! (turns around and sees Cosmo and Wanda as rats and yells) Ahhhh!


 * Cosmo: He said rats, right?

(Cosmo and Wanda change back to normal)
 * Wanda: I'm pretty sure that's what he said.


 * Timmy: (hiding under his bed) You guys don't understand, this is a total disaster! I've been invited to a Squidward's birthday party for that weird girl Tootie! (Timmy shivers when he said "Tootie")


 * Wanda: So?

(Cosmo and Wanda say "gasp")
 * Timmy: She's got a huge crush on me and she's Vicky's little sister!


 * Wanda: Vicky the babysitter!


 * Cosmo: Icky with a V!


 * Timmy: There's no way I can get out of it either. I guarantee my parents would tell me it would be a nice gesture if I go. (opens door and both mom and dad say it would be a nice gesture if he goes, and Timmy closes the door) See?


 * Cosmo: Well, we're you're fairy godparents.


 * Wanda: Why don't we go with you?


 * Cosmo: We might even liven things up a little. (Wanda and Cosmo both laugh, and Cosmo sneezes and a merry-go-round with unicorns on it, falls on Timmy)


 * Cosmo: Uh oh, I must be catching it.


 * Timmy: What's it?


 * Cosmo: The fairy flu! It's a disease that only us magic folk get!


 * Wanda: It causes us to temporarily lose control of our powers.


 * Cosmo: Anything can happen!


 * Timmy: Well then I can't take you with me, no telling what problems you'll cause!


 * Cosmo: Uh, maybe it's better if I stay here with your parents. (sneezes Timmy's house to the moon)


 * Timmy: Oh my gosh, you sneezed us to the moon!


 * Mr. Turner: (while floating) Wow honey, I am losing weight.

(Timmy is back on Earth, holding a gift and 2 balloons that are actually Cosmo and Wanda) (Timmy walks up to Tootie's house and rings the doorbell. Cosmo sneezes and turns Timmy's head into a toilet) (Tootie screams and slams the door in his face) (the room is full of screaming kids and a sad clown who is getting his feet stomped by little kids) (crowd of kids back away from him) (the little boy screams and runs away crying while Tootie drags Timmy) (Cosmo sneezes and turns Vicky into a frog) (little kids cheer thinking it was a party trick) (Tootie drags Timmy away and he lets go of Cosmo and Wanda. They float away in a daze until the clown grabs them) (Timmy spins the bottle until it lands on another little boy) (the little boy blows the bottle the other way to point at Timmy) (Cosmo and Wanda cry in discomfort as the clown makes them into a balloon animal) (Wanda sneezes and turns Tootie's teeth into metal fangs. Timmy screams and runs through the door. Wanda and Cosmo start sneezing a lot) (Timmy screams and runs away from Tootie whose head turns into a lawn mower, a pair of scissors, a chainsaw and a cheese grater) (Tootie's head turns back to normal) (Cosmo and Wanda sneeze together and turn Vicky into a dragon, who roars and runs through her bedroom wall. Meanwhile, Timmy is holding Wanda and Tootie is holding Cosmo, feeding them sauerkraut) (Vicky enters, roars at the kids and shoots fire at them. Tootie and Timmy scream, dropping Cosmo and Wanda into the corner. They change back to fairy form) (Vicky swallows the sauerkraut and Cosmo and Wanda change her back to normal. She roars, spreading her bad breath on Timmy) (Cosmo and Wanda change into posters on the wall) (Timmy screams)
 * Timmy: On second thought, you better come with me.
 * Timmy:How do you feel, Cosmo?
 * Cosmo:Great, Timmy. In fact, I think I'm over it!
 * Tootie:(gasps) Is that you, Timmy? (opens the door and frowns)
 * Timmy: (with a toilet for a head) Happy birthday, Tootie.
 * Timmy: What's her problem?
 * Wanda: Sorry, Toity. (turns Timmy's head back to normal) I mean, Timmy.
 * Vicky:(answers the door) Well, if it isn't one of the twerp's scouts out on his daily patrol. Are you trying to scare my little sister?
 * Tootie: (pokes her head round the door, then comes out with hearts floating around her) Oh, it is you, Timmy! Great Halloween costume! Come on in! (Tootie drags him inside) Welcome to my party!
 * Clown: No mom, I don't need college. I'm going to follow my dream and become a clown!
 * Vicky: (knocks the clown out the way) Alright, you little skidmarks! Listen up! (everyone shuts up) Hello there! I'm Vicky! And I'm the absolute ruler!
 * Little boy: How come your the absolute ruler?
 * Vicky: Because, my little artichoke, I'm 16 and you're 10. Do the math!!
 * Vicky: These are the party rules, I'm only gonna say this once so pay attention.
 * Vicky: Now then... ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit... (eats a fly) ...ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit!
 * Wanda: Gasp! (turns Vicky back to normal)
 * Vicky: Everbody got that?!
 * Vicky: (walks away) Sub-humans...
 * Clown: Show off.
 * Tootie: C'mon Timmy, let's go play spin the bottom!
 * Clown: Ok, who likes balloons?
 * Little kids: We do!
 * Tootie: Winner gets to kiss me! (hearts float around her head) Go ahead, Timmy!
 * Tootie: Aww!
 * Timmy: Yes!
 * Timmy: Aww!
 * Tootie: Yes!
 * Clown: Ta-da! Two boa constrictors dancing.
 * Tootie: C'mon Timmy, don't be shy. I don't bite.
 * Wanda: (to Cosmo) Thanks a lot, Mr. Contagious! Now I have it!
 * Timmy: Quick! What cures the fairy flu?
 * Cosmo: Uh well, an enormous amount of sauerkraut usually does the trick.
 * Timmy: (shakes her shoulders) Tootie, I need sauerkraut now!
 * Vicky: (sitting on her bed) Maybe now I can catch up on my beauty rest. Not that I need any! (laughs)
 * Tootie: Why are we stuffing sauerkraut into your balloons?
 * Timmy: They're, uh, rare German balloons. Now stuff, stuff like the wind!
 * Wanda: Hey! It worked!
 * Cosmo: We're cured!
 * Timmy: Nice dragon, good girl! (screams and avoids Vicky, who shoves her head in the bowl of sauerkraut) Uh, you guys, I don't mean to be a pest but...
 * Wanda: (poofs in with Cosmo) Perish the thought!
 * Timmy: Just change her back to normal!!
 * Timmy: Halitosis!
 * Tootie: My hero! (kisses Timmy on the cheek)
 * Timmy: Bleugh! (ends up sick in bed)
 * Cosmo: Boy, I feel great! Who's up for a ten-mile jog?
 * Mr. Turner: (enters Timmy's room) Hi son, it's Dr. Dad and Dr. Mom!
 * Mr. Turner: Ah, seems the sauerkraut allergy runs in the family.
 * Vicky: (enters the room) Hi Timmy!
 * Mr. Turner: Well, we'll leave you kids alone.
 * Tootie: (held up by Vicky) Hi Timmy!
 * Timmy: Nooo!
 * Vicky: I'll pick you up later, sis. Have fun! (laughs and disappears)
 * Tootie: (runs towards him) Oh Timmy, don't you worry! I'll be by your side every second! (pulls out a bowl of sauerkraut and feeds him a spoonful) Sauerkraut?
 * Timmy: Ughh...
 * Cosmo and Wanda: Ughhhh!!