The Knights

Everything Has to be Perfect



 * I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! IT'S STILL CLOGGED!


 * I'm trying!


 * EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!


 * I know, I know!




 * NOW PAINT THE HOUSE!




 * DARWIN, WHERE ARE THE COOKIES?!


 * THEY'RE NOT COOKED YET!


 * WELL, COOK THEM FASTER!




 * DAD! YOU HAVE COOKIE DOUGH ALL OVER YOURSELF! GO TAKE A SHOWER!


 * Again?




 * MOM, WHY IS THE GARBAGE STILL HERE?! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?!




 * The car's coming!




 * GET OUT! AND WHY ARE THERE TIRES IN THE BATH?!


 * You told me to wash every part of the car.




 * Come on, come on, come on!






 * Look Penny, I know you like this kid, but are you sure there isn't a better partner for your medieval assignment? I don't like this part of town.


 * Dad, we've been through this, and you said that you would trust my judgement.


 * I know, I'm sorry sweetie. I'm sure Gumball and his family are lovely people.




 * Gumball, she's here! Hi, whoa!




 * Hi!




 * Oh, Hi!




 * Hello!




 * Hello! Welcome to The Watterson's House!




 * No please, wait Penny, come back, Penny!




 * It's a no.



No Partner for Assignment



 * Tobias, you're taking this medieval assignment way too seriously. Are they your mama's stilettos?


 * This, you rustic troglodyte, will allow me to attract fair Penny to be my study partner. Good morrow, fair maid!


 * Nice tights.


 * Why, thank you!


 * I think that was irony.


 * No, it wasn't.


 * Yes it was! Hey, Gumball, I just wanted to say sorry, about last night.


 * Last night? What happened? Oh, you were gonna come over to work on our medieval assignment. But you didn't. I didn't even notice since I was so busy.


 * Really? But, my dad said you were calling our house till like, four in the morning.


 * Pssh. That could've been anyone. No one picked up the phone, so there's no one you can know it was me!




 * Listen, I can't really talk right now.


 * Why?




 * Are you trying to throw away your thumb or something?


 * No, it's my dad. He doesn't really want us hanging out together, and...




 * See ya later.


 * Oh, hi, Mr. Fitzgerald! I think we got off on the wrong foot yesterday. If you only got to—  OH-HO! Oh, wow! These things just pop right off, don't they?  I'll just put that back on here.  Let me just...try this a bit.  Oh!  Well, at least we know it works.


 * Watterson, stay away from my car, and stay away from my daughter.


 * Can I say something here?


 * No!


 * But - oh!


 * Don't worry. You'll pass that medieval assignment. You know the whole book by heart.


 * But...but I learned it all for her.


 * Well, that was a waste of time. Her dad hates you.


 * Oh, come on. I'm not that bad.




 * Then...then I shall prove myself to him.


 * So the simple knave intends to take the hand of fair Penny. Well, they haven't encountered upon Sir Tobias of Elmore! Who's watched all the movies made in medieval times. You may have the lady's eyes right now, but mark my words, beef-weighted peasant, before the day is out, the damsel will be mine!  Oh. Hey guys, you weren't listening! I was explaining everything! Guys...

Not Good Enough



 * Hi Mr. Fitzgerald! I made you a mixtape and a cake. See? I'm not that bad!






 * Oh, Hi Mr. Fitzgerald. What a surprise, we must jog the same route. Yeah, you look really sweaty. Here, let me help you!


 * What the—what are you—Get away from me!


 * Mr Fitzgerald, I...just..wanna...say...I'm not that bad!






 * So, there were two muffins in this oven. The first muffin says, "Good grief, it's hot in here!" and the second muffin says "Good grief, a talking muffin!"


 * That reminds me of one time when me and Mr. Fitzgerald were... uh... we were... We never hang out.




 * "Watterson and Fitzgerald Co. Friendship Unlimited"? What the..?






 * I wanna study with your daughter, I know you don't think that I oughta. I'm not that bad I'm pretty friendly, I think that you should be--




 * I don't care. You are not good enough for my daughter, and I don't want you around her. End of story!




 * So why don't you gimme one more--




 * I am Sir Tobias of Elmore and I'm here to claim your daughter's hand.




 * AHH! Please sir... releaseth my foot... Let not this door stand in the way of true love. Just at least open it a little bit so I can get my foot out. Okay, I'll squeeze it out myself. It's really hard because my toes are swollen now!  Aaah... Ahh... Ohh...




 * Hey, Penny, what is it with you and boys these days? Penny? Penny?

The Duel



 * Penny! I thought your dad didn't want you to come over.


 * Exactly. That's why I asked my mom.


 * Cool. Do you still want to study? Because I know that medieval stuff by heart!


 * Have at you, you cantankerous oaf!


 * Tobias?


 * I demand satisfaction.


 * For what?


 * For stealing the hand of my promised!


 * What the heck do you want, dude?!


 * I demand... a duel.


 * I don't want to duel. Leave us alone. I'm not doing this.






 * If I do this, you're gonna leave us alone, right?


 * Only if you win. If you lose, Lady Penny is mine.


 * No, I'm not.


 * Yeah, did you consider Penny's feeling in any of this?


 * In time, she will learn to love me.


 * No I won't.


 * Let the joust commence.




 * Ahhh, woah!




 * A worthy foe but how are you at hand-to-hand combat? En garde!




 * You're a complete nutcase, man! I don't want to fight you anymore.


 * Then victory is mine and I shall take the hand of my lady.




 * Never! Oh sorry. Oh, are you ok?




 * Hey!




 * Dance for me, jester, dance! Faster, jester, faster!




 * Thanks Penny!


 * Tobias, stop it!


 * I'll stop in exchange for a kiss.




 * Oh! Sorry.


 * It's okay.




 * Wait. Ok, go.  That's better. Penny!


 * What?


 * Can you throw me my sword?


 * You mean your broom?


 * Yes.




 * Come on, can we just do the assignment now please?


 * Yeah, just give me a second, I think he's getting tired.




 * She better not be around here. I hate this lousy neighborhood.




 * Penny get back, you're gonna get hurt.


 * I wouldn't have to help if you weren't losing.


 * I'm not losing. I'm just catching my breath.


 * Step aside, woman!




 * That little punk again.




 * Penny!




 * Ok, you win. bye!


 * Dad!


 * Are you kids okay?


 * We're fine.


 * Thank you so much, Gumball. You saved my little girl's life. I can't believe I took you and your family for such a bunch...


 * WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! NICOLE, GET OUT HERE! THIS CLOWN NEARLY RAN OVER OUR KID!


 * WHAT?!


 * I-It's not what it looks like.


 * I don't want you, near my family, ever again.


 * Please. Here, let me just pay you.


 * I don't want your money! You come around here....