Great Power


 * J. Jonah Jameson: I know you're out there you wall-crawling menace. It is the duty of every New Yorker to report the actions of these masked miscreants. So listen up: As long as J. Jonah Jameson is CEO of Daily Bugle Communications, I won't rest until New York has seen the last of Spider-Man.
 * Spider-Man: And a good morning to you J. Jonah Loudmouth. (narrating) Other kids I know start their day with orange juice. Me, I get yelled at by a hundred foot tall cranky pants. Where's a little love for the Spidey-guy? I'm down here alone everyday trying the best I can at this hero routine. It's not easy to learn the ropes by yourself. Let's face it, introduction to super heroing isn't a high school elective. Speaking of school, I still have to pick a cake for Aunt May before first period. Then its hang time with my best pals MJ and Harry. And maybe a nap between classes.  But first I gotta save that cop from a skidding car.
 * Police officer: I'm starting to think Jameson's wrong about you Spidey
 * Spider-Man: Spread the word chief
 * Trapster: Hiya bugbrain. I knew that would draw you out.
 * Spider-Man: Oh great, the Trapster. I've been Spider-Man for about a year and I've already fought this gluestick three times. Do they even give F minus minus? Lets see if I learn from my mistakes. Fourth times gotta be the charm.
 * (dodges a glue blast from the Trapster and gives him punch sending Trapster crashing into a car. Trapster sets off two glue grenades, but Spider-Man easily kicks them away, but one blows up. Spider-Man shields himself from the paste, but some gets on him and he is stuck on a building. While he is struggling to free himself, Trapster aims his paste gun at him. Just as he is about to pull the trigger, Spider-Man jams it with a web blast causing it to blow up. Spider-Man frees himself and gets down to see Trapster all covered in paste)
 * Spider-Man: This is when I leave the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man note? Can I borrow a pen? Interesting, villain's eyes widening in terror, but spidey sense not tingling. For those of you new to the Spider-Man experience, let me explain the whole spidey-sense thing. It's like an early warning system that kicks in whenever there's danger and maybe it's on the blank. (knocks on his head) Hello? This thing on? Whoa S.H.I.E.L.D. hellicarrier coming in low.