The Sting (The Office)


 * Pam: Nothing happened. We went on a couple of dates. He never called me again.
 * Jim: What? He never called you? I thought you said it just fizzled.
 * Pam: That's fizzling. I mean, someone has to start the fizzle.
 * Jim: Yeah, I thought you started it.
 * Pam: No, I liked him. For a couple of days. Four years ago. You know I have a kid with your mom, right?


 * Michael: This morning, Danny Cordray stole a sale from me. So what do I do? I go out and I steal Danny Cordray. The sale that mattered, I made. Boom. Funny thing about it, we don't even need him. We already have Packer on the road. Guh! Crap, I forgot about Packer...