On the Road Again (Hannah Montana)


 * [after Robby sings "I Want my Mullet Back" outside the house]
 * Miley: You are the meanest man I have ever met!
 * Robby: Why?
 * Miley: To keep a talent so incredibly awesome as this away from a world that needs you so desperately. It's just so selfish. I can't even look at you.
 * Marty: Guess what I just heard? Toby Keith has a new opening act, you know who it is? Don't guess I'll tell you. It's you. Six beautiful weeks! One of which is in...yes...Hawaii. Ladies and Gentleman, Marty Klein.




 * Miley: Hey Maddie, just the tush I'd been looking for. Can you close my suitcase?
 * Maddie: What 'till I tell my friends that I sat on Hannah Montana's suitcase! Ahh!
 * Miley: You're not heavy enough. Here...hold these phone books.
 * Maddie: I just want to say goodbye and thanks for the tickets. Your concert was awesome!
 * Miley: Thanks. Now bounce up and down.
 * Maddie: Well, we are a full service hotel.




 * Maddie: [in a serious tone, to Hannah] I'd never be able to live with myself if I knew I was the one holding Robbie Ray back from howling again. Whew. [suddenly perky] Well, nice to meet you! We hope you enjoyed your stay at the Tipton Hotel.




 * Robby: Hey, bud, you all right?
 * Miley: I'm sorry.
 * Robby: For what? For crying? Hey, if you don't want me to go, just say so.
 * Miley: Daddy, you gave up your whole life so I could have my dream. How can I stop you from having yours?
 * Robby: You kids are my dream. I didn't give up my career because I had to. I gave it up because I wanted to.




 * Miley: But I saw you up here tonight. You did so good and you looked so happy.
 * Robby: I was, but I was a lot happier when I saw you kids coming through the door.
 * Miley: So does that mean you don't want to do the tour anymore?
 * Robby: 6 weeks away from you kids? I think I'd miss you too much.
 * Miley: We'd miss you, too. Well, maybe you can just do the Hawaii part and take us.




 * Roxy: You're angry, aren't you?
 * Jackson: Yeah!
 * Roxy: That yoga didn't work for you, did it?
 * Jackson: [sarcastically] No!
 * Roxy: That's because you need some acupuncture. I'll go get my needles.




 * Miley: Roxy, I didn't think that the Marines did yoga!
 * Roxy: Oh, I didn't learn this in the Corp. Mm-mmm. I learned it when I was touring India with world famous cellist, Yo Yo Ma. He calls me his Yo-Yo Mama. [laughs]




 * Roxy: (to Jackson and Miley while asleep) My eyes may be closed, but my brain is on red alert! (makes an "I've got my eyes on you" gesture) [in between snores] Hiya!




 * Marty: [walks in and sees Miley and Robby hugging] What a beautiful scene. A man and his children sharing a heartfelt goodbye. You know what that reminds me of? The fact that my car is running and E85 is $2.50 a gallon! Let's move!




 * Marty: And look, there's handsome, young Jackson. And pretty, little Miley, who I have not spoken to or had contact with in any way whatsoever...especially on the phone.
 * Miley: It's okay, Marty. He knows I called you.
 * Marty: Good, 'cause I'm a terrible liar.




 * Robby: Sweetheart, that was ten years ago. I bet my old manager doesn't even remember my name.
 * [Doorbell rings.]
 * Marty: Robby Ray, open this door!
 * Miley: Oh, is that your old manager, Marty Klein?
 * Jackson: I believe it is.
 * Lilly: What a weird coin-ke-dink.
 * Robby: You guys are smooth.
 * Marty: Where is my honky-tonk heartthrob? There he is! Look at you, you look exactly the same! No, you look better! I hate you! I love you! Give me a hug!
 * Robby: Hey, mad man Marty. The one man party. I missed you old buddy.
 * Marty: Stop it, you'll make me cry.




 * Jackson: You guys, you gotta check this out! [holds up videotape] It's labeled "Robby Palooza."
 * Miley: Oh! Dad had his own Palooza.
 * Lilly: My dad had his own calculator.




 * Lilly: [holding up a "Robby Ray Live" record album] I can't believe this is your dad. It's lucky records are so big. There's no way you'd fit all that hair on a CD.
 * Miley: It's called a mullet. Business in the front, a party in the back! Oh, yeah!
 * Lilly: Before your dad was a dad, he was cool. Before my dad was a dad, he was an accountant. Addition in the front, Subtraction in the back. It's not the same, is it?
 * Miley: It is the same idea, but with computers.
 * Lilly: Miley, do you realize that even though my dad was an accountant before you existed, you have more money than him?
 * Miley: That makes me feel special. I wonder what it was like to be an accountant in the 1980's?




 * Maddie: Oh, my gosh! You're Robby Ray! My mom thought you were dead. She's going to be so excited you're alive!
 * Robby: I'm kinda happy about that myself.